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This time, it's my favorite.
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Good motherfucking morning motherfucking nice good motherfucking morning ladies
How are all doing today chat on this most beautiful of Tuesday mornings?
We good to getch?
Time to getch to getch?
good, we're good, we're good. No. You got a job. So it begins. So it begins.
The day for merch. Hopefully by by the end of the week, but we'll see. I'm I'm a
call it the control at first you know bit simple sample and stuff I'm not sure
for some I just ate and felt bad to the stomach had to shit and it was all very
fluid it's like only water came out of my ass anyway here is my link for today
I'm gonna get me something to eat and enjoy yeah hopefully that's from the
toilet one video to get to the people so we're born confused in two years in a
row it says bat force oh thank you bat force turn the bad sir I see cows as
well thank you thank you 23 packs and guided ammunition be one howdy two
verses see mode 11 be a pity for another cute link by 21 MTD okay good to know
good to know chat what's happening well what's going on
Trump is going to attack UK. Classic.
Do you use any AI tools? Not one.
Multiple mothers absolutely live it after Cyprus,
sperm bank mixed up Danish samples with those with dark eyes, hair, and skin.
Okay.
Hey, man, your TPS is AI.
Yeah, I guess actually.
maybe
I kinda could be, but I'm not sure
it depends on your definition, I mean
It's just the aliasing algorithm, yeah, because it's not connected to anything, it's just
reading up files that have already been machine learned to begin with, right?
already has all the files of the voices. Does that make it AI? Maybe.
Here's a cute link for everyone. Hope you rested well today, Mr. Force.
It's machine learning, but the machine learning has already happened. That's why I don't
think it's AI. It's not currently machine learning when you're selling a
don't know. It's pre machine learn. It's not learning anything new. It's just
it's just reading out what it has been taught to do from before. You know what
me. I don't know if that is AI or not. Still considered generative AI. If you say so,
you on the AI experts.
Ah, Cyberpunk 2077 running apparently coming
on April 2026, was that DLC?
A DLC?
Well, it played the previous DLC.
Rumors that WarHorse Studios, KCD devs are working on Lord of the Rings game, that has
to be a huge world.
Huge humongous.
12 tons of KitKat, 413,000 bars were stolen 2 days ago in Europe, good.
as a man is the society
not a marketing campaign co-opson
i would be surprised if you have to one up
One up! Tiktok advertising through Tiktok.
I don't know. I don't know. Either way, very good.
Picky, welcome back. Last dream, Sneaky Sona.
Uchi, on the court, picky. Inspiring shadows, welcome back.
The message is getting big. It's true. It's almost time to shave.
Awesome is literally sponsored by a pack.
Awesome is literally sponsored by a pack.
A pack? What's that?
Awesome is literally sponsored by a pack.
I don't know that.
Awesome is literally sponsored by a pack.
All of the public affairs clinic is sponsored by a pack.
Oh!
Alright.
Alright.
Yep.
Bro, you are nearly bipolar man.
Four sun is naturally an antisemite.
Four sun is naturally an antisemite.
Four sun is naturally an antisemite.
Four sun...
No, if you're going to be here, you have to be good.
Otherwise you have to go. If you mark, you have to go.
all right how'd she goes all right I guess she wasn't barking she was growling
get out in like a gremlin
ah
we got links chat we got links it was excited for some links you're excited
for some links I don't I can tell I can tell
There we go.
First leg of the day.
Let's start with a big bang!
A sigma particle.
Yes.
Assuming the hypothetical planet has a mass greater than the Earth.
Correct!
Ladies and gentlemen, I hold in my hand the final question.
The score now stands AA 1150, PMS 1175.
No, for 100 points and the match,
please turn your attention to the formula on the screens.
Solve the equation.
Holy crap.
What the hell is that?
Looks like something they found on the ship at Roswell.
I'm think, Leslie.
Leonard, it's not gonna work if you rush me.
You have to let me get there.
You're gonna never go to the thing.
No, are you?
10 seconds.
Uh, PMS?
Sorry, I panicked.
Then guess?
Um...
Eight.
Point four.
I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
A, A?
If you can answer correctly, the match is yours.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
He doesn't have it. He's got squat.
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Good morning.
Good morning.
Ain't you gonna ring the bell?
Yes.
Well?
Oh, I'm sorry.
The bell's on the fritz. You'll have to knock.
May I help you?
Good morning, sir, my name...
Sir!
Why, how dare you?
Can't you see that I'm a...
...perky little housewife?
I wonder if he's hardly making any sales today.
Yes, ma'am. My name is George Miller.
I'm with the electric iron company, the Faraday Electric Iron Company.
Well, if you don't know who you work for, then why should I care?
I misspoke. I'm sorry.
Ma'am, I am selling a product that can save you hours of back-breaking work.
Is it a steam-powered dildo? Because, oh, my arm's shawky, it's tired.
No, ma'am, it's an iron, and if you'll allow me to demonstrate, this is our newest model.
It has three heat settings and an enamel handle, which is very comfortable on the hands.
This tip, as you can see...
What did you say your name was?
George, I love fucking kids.
Are you married?
And they humor.
I am.
Well, Mr. Mulek, if you screw as poorly as you pitch, you really should be selling till those because your wife could use a...
Drive, drive, be reasonable!
He's put a lot of good in there!
Drive, drive, drive!
I like a little bitch
...
It's painful...
From the left...
It's the worst if you just stand still and do something.
First, put your hands on the sword.
This is so hard!
It's fine.
If it's Rentalou-kun...
I'll do something even more amazing.
I'm sorry.
I'll have to sort it out a bit.
What the hell happened?
Oh
Sorry
Gentlemen, no question about dating and relationships
You told me you were going to have the talk with him.
I've been waiting for someone to have the talk with me.
What's your point? It's about finding a way to keep Leonard and Stephanie together.
Oh, I don't think you can.
Why not?
Look at Leonard's record, 27 days with Joyce Kim,
during which she defected to North Korea.
Two booty calls with Leslie Winkle,
for which she awarded him the nickname Speed of Light Leonard.
And a three-hour dinner with penny which would have been two and a half if they ordered the souffle when they sat down
Based on the geometric progression his relationship with Stephanie should have ended after 20 years
Another fucking stick problem. This shit was so fucking funny and he let it.
No one told it's too funny for me to be there.
Bro, my stomach hurts from the laughter doing like no good.
I tell you what you shouldn't do, don't spritz them with that body spray from the commercial
where the women undress when they smell it, that doesn't work at all.
No matter how much you put on.
So that's all you've got, apocalyptic genocide and go easy on the cologne?
Yes.
What do you do for jobs?
We're scientists. Yeah, you know, the dark sciences.
What are the dark sciences?
Well, I am an astrophysicist, and a lot of that takes place at night.
When there are vampires and miscellaneous undead out in a boutch.
Bye-bye.
That sounds really cool.
Does it?
Okay, if you like space stuff, I design components for the International Space Station.
Which is in space.
Whereas I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream.
So what do your gals do?
I work at the Gap.
Really?
How about that?
I've been to the Gap.
I've been there as well.
I like your t-shirts with a little pocket.
I work there too.
Not that anyone cares.
You know, this place is boring.
Yeah.
Why don't we go somewhere else and have some fun?
Okay, sure.
We are fun people.
We're dark and fun.
Come on, I know a place to really dig.
Did you bring black condoms?
Did my funny break?
Let's go.
Are you happy now?
Not particular.
To our Stanley, why insist on giving all his characters first and last names?
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
Probably serious, the kid has, seriously, his aim sometimes legit looks like an aimbot.
It's crazy.
Klaus's aim is super super good, toxic same, like sometimes they're like a humanoid aimbot,
but this kid...
I feel real level in my pants.
I feel normally wrecked.
They're full.
I can't as long as you just can't get any experience,
you can be out for the next time.
All right, it's coming.
I'm serious.
Now I feel good.
It's a game.
Yeah, it's strange to see how CNG, oh no.
Wow, we want to play.
Let's get this person two seconds in front of the spawn back in and it's going to be secure.
No, not to see how CNG is going to bounce above it, but it doesn't matter, the rocket lands.
Is that Skeleton a new champion? I don't know if I'm going to replay this.
There's like a skeleton here.
You can figure out a way to drop and stun it.
There's no ghost wolf at all, but look at that lightning gun.
Look at that lightning gun. Just observe it.
Witness it in its glory. 77 fucking percent LV.
Ah, that's a good video.
Very good.
What the?
What the fuck?
And that's how me and my family stopped the Underminer and saved Metraville.
Wow, Purple.
An entire city.
That's pretty impressive.
Thanks.
But...
Have you ever saved an entire planet?
You saved the Earth before?
Not just the Earth, but also planets from distant galaxies.
Wow.
Yep.
Don't sweat it, Purple.
Stick with me and you'll get there eventually.
Really?
Yep.
Gosh.
Uh-huh.
What about you, Raven?
Have you saved anything interesting?
But... Why are you asking her?
What could be more impressive than seething an entire...
...universe?
What?
Huh?
The Teen Titans have helped secure and rescue other universes.
The multiverse is real?
Yep.
And we've traveled through a number of them already.
We've been to one where the color blue was actually red.
One where pizzas are shaped like spheres.
One where me and Gwen look like this.
Raven, stop it! You're scaring Purple!
There's even one where we don't know each other, because we all live in our own separate universes.
Wow. Anyway, I gotta go.
Maybe we got another universe to save. Who knows. Later.
Yeah, one.
Do you think the multiverse really exists?
No.
Pfft, don't listen to her, Perkel. Raven only says that stuff to try and impress me.
I don't think other universes exist at all.
Gwen, do you think the multiverse really exists?
Nah, Raven's full of shit.
Gwen, do you think the multiverse really exists?
Probably not.
Gwen, do you think the multiverse really exists?
The world is vast and full of secrets, Violet. We may never truly know.
Gwen, do you think the multiverse really exists?
Yeah. Yeah, it's real.
And sometimes, and maybe this will go for you too, you feel like this, you want to do
so much, and you know people expect certain things from you, which is one thing, but maybe
you expect things of yourself and you feel like you you try and you try but
maybe you're not doing enough for yourself or you feel like you're doing
what you can but it just still doesn't like it's too much and you're like
freaking out and you're not you know whatever um it's helped to if you
like take a moment you just say that you are doing the best that you can
And that's all you can do
Just do what you can I don't want to say you're best but that that is that what that's what it boils down to I guess
Do what you can and if anybody has a problem with what it is school work whatever it is
Fuck them
I don't want you to be stressed, you know?
I don't want you to be stressed, I don't want me to be stressed in life these days, the
world these days.
It's so easy to get so stressed out and so wound up and so, I don't know.
And then you start doomscrolling and then you see everything and you're like, oh my
god.
The last thing you need is to like, beat on yourself if you also can't, what am I trying
to say?
The last thing you need is yourself in your own ear, making your life more miserable,
you know?
I don't know why where this came from, I don't know, I think I'm just, I'm fine,
I just wanted to say that, cause I guess, yeah, I don't know.
Do what you can in life, alright? Don't compare your path to anybody else's.
That's why they call it your life, and your path on your pace, so...
So there.
I don't know why I wanted to say that, but...
I don't know where that came from.
Hey, hey.
The fish of wisdom.
Oh, Saba of the toilet. What is your wisdom?
Yeah.
So, what do you want for Christmas?
Hello, here are six things that narcissists do when they're confronted.
Number one is deny, deny, deny.
It's a good thing to remember that the core of the narcissistic personality disorder is a core of no.
It's a core of denial. It was developed in an environment where the child was so traumatized
that they couldn't accept what was happening to them. And as a survival strategy they learned
to push reality, push facts, push data away and exchange it for their delusional fantasy
version of themselves and the reality. So the first thing that will always be done
is deny. The second thing that will happen when you confront a narcissist, the second
stage will be to attack. Why would they attack? Well if you look at the CPTSD model as outlined
by Pete Walker of what narcissistic personality disorder is, this is a fight, aggression,
form, submission, response. Why is this a submission? The submission is in the fact
that they're charming, they can be giving, they actually can be quite codependent and
can seem to be people pleases but then they switch, then they become aggressive and
attack. Why do they attack? Because they've learned from a very very early age that attack
is the best form of offense. So when they're presented with the facts of what they've done,
the best form of offense, the skin is so flimsy. It's not just that people are stating that
water is wet and the sky is blue. No, no, no, no. I did not yet decree that water
is wet and the sky is blue, so therefore this is an attack. An attack because of the fragility
of the narcissists' boundaries and the scarcity, the paucity of their boundaries, they see
it not just as an attack on their false self, but as an attack on them in their essence
as a human being. And because they're attacked in this way and they're very fragile,
this is called a narcissistic injury, and the response that they will give to that
is a counter-attack far more disproportionate, far more aggressive than the original attack,
which was an attack at all, that they received and this is called narcissistic rage.
Number three, the third thing they're going to do is they're going to start switching
reality around and then representing it to you.
This is also called reverse victim and offender.
So if they were guilty of having done a thing, they will represent the situation,
They'll do some mental gymnastics, they'll do some internal evil alchemical magic, and
they'll present up as down, left as right, and right as wrong.
They invert, they invert everything.
They invert values, they invert reality, they invert perception.
So if it was them that did the thing to you, it will be fed back to you as though
you had done the thing that they had done to them.
So even though you are the victim and they are the offender, you will be segued into strange
bewildering conversations in which you end up apologizing for having attacked them, for
having exploited them, for having used them in some way because such is the skill of the
mental jiu-jitsu that they're using that they'll make you feel like this is something
that you've done.
You are the victim, and they are the offender, you will be segued into strange, bewildering
conversations in which you end up apologising for having attacked them, for having exploited
them, for having used them in some way, because such is the skill of the mental
jiu-jitsu that they're using, that they'll make you feel like this is something that
you've done to them. The other reason why this can work is because it's so
traumatic and so confusing. There is a bloke who really does have malignant
narcissistic personality disorder but it generates trauma and one of the effects
of that trauma is that we start to dissociate. So you will forget the
sequence of events, you will forget who was in what role, you will forget what
the context and the objectives of that scenario was, they'll turn it upside
down they'll present it back to you, suddenly you'll be feeling all of this guilt and shame
and you'll feel a strong, conscientious urge to apologize, to be a peacekeeper and to make
it better. And what they've just done is they've just reversed victim and offender.
Another thing that you will find the narcissist doing when they are confronted is that they
will switch off and become very cold and detached. This can take place on a
spectrum you might get the full-scale silent treatment or at the very less
you'll be met with a cool aloof indifference. If they respond at all
their responses will be very very withholding. The desire here is to
generate as much abandonment anxiety in the target as possible, that's you, to
make you feel a strong sense of stress, a strong sense that you have
brought drama and guilt and shame into the relationship and that you're making things
difficult just to get you to stop. The end goal that they have is dominance and in order
to achieve that dominance they need your submission. Another thing that you'll find a narcissist
doing when confronted with facts is the smear campaign. They will go out and start to attack
your reputation, your name, knowing that there are revelations on the horizon about the things
that they have done that include, you know, the receipts, the text messages, the emails,
the phone calls, certificates, bank details, everything. They know there's raw, hard data
that's coming that proves that they absolutely are guilty of doing things, that there was
There's no justification for them doing whatsoever to attack the reputation of the person or persons
of those who will ultimately expose them.
Why do they do this?
To discredit the source of the information.
They can't really discredit the information itself because it's there in black and white.
So they'll begin to weave a narrative that discredits the source of the information
and they know what data is going to come to light.
So they try to recast it within a new narrative.
These things were completely innocent or these things were completely consensual or these
things were part of some other game that was inside of a game that was inside of a game
that you're not even aware of.
Of course, anybody with half a brain can see through the narcissistic smear campaign.
The first thing I describe is the way the narcissist doesn't see himself, the way you
see him.
frankly it's doubtful whether the narcissist sees anyone at all. My name is
Sambatni. I'm the smiling blue professor of psychology and the author of the
inestimable Malignan self-love narcissism revisited the Bible of the field and
the book that coined the phrase narcissistic abuse. Today we're going to
discuss the narcissist's point of view, how he perceives you and the relationship.
Are you truly a significant other or maybe just an insignificant other? Are you an
intimate partner? Is there intimacy and is there a partnership in the
relationship with the narcissist? But most importantly, what does he think
about you secretly in the inner recesses of his undisclosed mind, the occult areas of his
demented soul. I know you like this. You like to think that narcissists are possessed by demons.
They're not possessed by demons. They are demons. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding.
Narcissists are flawed human beings with lacking equipment, nothing more, nothing less, terrified,
traumatized kids who throw temper tantrums and can't perceive other people as separate from them.
And so let's delve straight in. When the narcissist sees you for the first time,
he takes a snapshot of you, he internalizes the snapshot and he continues to interact with
the snapshot, blah blah blah, you know these from previous videos. He also photoshopped the snapshot,
a process known as idealization. By idealizing you, he can idealize himself. If you are perfect
and he is in possession of a perfect object, you then he is perfect or maybe even uber
perfect, more perfect than even you. But then gradually life intervenes, reality intrudes,
you begin to deviate and diverge from the idealized natural, which pieces the losses
off, and then he begins to change the way he sees you, the external object. Mind you,
the internal object, to interject. The other objects, the loss of his mind,
the snapshot, the avatar, that doesn't change until very late in the relationship.
The old Spanish talk about a key of peccasus cream, the amount of sulfur,
the phybex, he carves 33, 35 months back.
If you're not going to change them, what are you going to do? Well,
you're going to have to learn to deal with them. You're going to have to learn to not
allow yourself to be sucked down by these people to not get into their ego suck hole
where you just get pulled down into this dark bottomless pit
where you cannot ever do enough to make these people happy.
And the first thing I want you to do is establish some boundaries
and recognize it's not your job to fix them.
You couldn't fix them if it was your job and you cannot let
them have the power to determine how you feel about who you are.
If you give them the power to determine your self-worth in a relationship,
whether it's romantic or as a family member or at work, whatever the situation, if you give them
the power to determine your validation, your self worth. I promise you you're going to lose
because they have to put you down in order for them to feel better. It's what I call
leveling. They either have to build themselves up so they feel equal to or superior or they
They have to shoot you down so they don't think you've got anything over on them.
That's leveling.
They can't be in a one down position ever, so they always have to in some way keep you
from having any advantage.
And if you feel good about yourself, if you are at peace with yourself, if you think
you're in touch with your authentic self, if you have a good sense of self worth,
a good definition of self they can't suffer that because it gives you a sense of power
and peace that they just can't endure.
So they have to take that away from you.
They have to tear that down.
You cannot let that happen.
So that's why I say you've got to set up a boundary and you cannot take the bait
you cannot be the bait.
And let me tell you what I mean by that.
These people are going to say things
that anybody would find offensive.
They're going to violate your rights.
And it's not just being assertive.
Assertiveness is when someone acts in a way
to protect their own rights,
but they do it without stepping on anyone else's rights.
All right.
You gotta be kidding me.
Sorry?
You're Elon Musk.
I am?
What are you doing here?
I'm washing dishes.
Well, I was on the turkey line,
but I got demoted for being too generous with the gravy.
Oh, man, I've been...
what an honor to meet you.
I'm such a fan of Tesla and SpaceX.
All your...
all your...
all your...
And SpaceX, all your companies at Howard Walowitz, Caltech.
Nice to meet you, Howard.
It feels great to come down here and help the less fortunate, huh?
Why does it sound like a fucking robot?
Oh, yeah.
SpaceX, all your companies at Howard Walowitz, Caltech.
Nice to meet you, Howard.
It feels great to come down here and help the less fortunate, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Nothing better than helping people.
Which is something I realized when I was viewing Earth
from the deck of the International Space Station,
where I spent two months as a payload specialist.
The job I was qualified for because I'm an MIT-trained engineer.
And I thought I highly adored the Graviopic.
Sorry, it's just you're you.
I really want you to adopt me.
Well, you're here on Thanksgiving, so you're probably a good person.
Oh, I made my wife come down too.
You think you might ever get back out to space?
Is that a job offer?
Because I really want to go to Mars.
Assuming I can bring my wife. She probably takes up any room. She's basically a carry-on
Well, we're not quite there yet, but we're always looking for engineers, so they give me my email and stay in touch
Thank you
So look someone hardly touched their pumpkin pie when I share it with me
A partially eaten piece of pumpkin pie from a homeless shelter with Elon musky bed I
do.
Holy shit dude, I don't know what is that like this fucking voice.
Where are you from?
Germany.
I'm from Germany.
Yeah, but he was not from Germany.
From his country was he.
But he was born in a different country.
Hitler.
He was born in Austria.
You like him?
Yeah, I like him.
Why?
All people are like him.
All Pakistani like him?
Yeah, yeah.
The answer is...
He says he's a very good...
In Germany, people don't like him.
Why?
What you did
Even thank you man our our our our our our
Mac Hs the Tokyo come back jelly for no degree three months
All right
No further links your honor the line has been drawn in the sand it's not to be
crossed all right we got little games today boys we got little games little
games on the menu. Bunch of little games. Let's see. What do we start with? What do we
How about this one?
All right. Game capture.
Shark, clean man, and Gorsuch the God, Union Jack and Aego, Pucari, welcome back.
All right, first anywhere to start, just a slider until just barely visible.
As a small tale of death and art, as you're proud of your art and your project,
I would love you to experience it, learn it as a beer, learn it as a bottle,
or you can't be way as a dog in the room with a bow on the bedside,
the best that will say you're being here, so what are you, my chat? Shut the hell up.
Full screen ahead. Apply changes. There's some of the things that I'm going to be
horrendous you either
uh...
okay do we have anything else
motion blur amount
graphic immersion with that
camera shake
I don't need to pass the win, so I have a hundred for a kill.
What the heck man?
What the heck man?
Let's see what we've got.
Hello.
I'm...
Hello.
I am you.
Or rather, a particularly articulate aspect of you.
I am your conscious.
Your sense of direction.
That faint voice on your shoulder that whispers,
perhaps that slice of cake is a bit unnecessarily wide.
That's often me. Though, admittedly,
sometimes you don't listen. But that's alright.
We're a team you and I, a slightly disagreeable team at times,
but a team nonetheless. Now,
I imagine you're feeling a tad disoriented. Uncertain possibly,
Like a sock that's lost its pair in the dryer of existence
But not to worry. This is perfectly normal
To start your name is K-Wen
And this vast void of nothingness that we're currently floating in is your mind
It's not always empty of course. We're just doing a bit of maintenance at the moment
Actually, that's precisely why you're here
You see sometimes our mind can get a bit gunned up
Running low on that pure uncomplicated joy that makes life worth it.
In these times, we, or rather you, need to pop in and give it a small infusion of joy.
And not really, to get the gears of our mind back into motion.
I don't think they have somethings.
They're not.
Do we get that joy? I'm glad you asked.
Line?
Oh, it's over here.
another great question it's quite simple all you need to do is focus maybe
there's a specific plan to remember from your parents bedroom or perhaps that
faint smell of chlorine from a day at the water park focus on that and suddenly
you might find yourself in the middle of that very park again now let's not
get ahead of ourselves. There are a few precautions you should go off.
What the fuck?
I see you've centered your attention on our childhood basement. This is a great start,
but not exactly what we're looking for. Our memories here and our corresponding feelings
of loneliness, anxiety and soul-crushing guilt are rather inconvenient.
So, while I find a way to properly reorient onto a designated path, please find a way to occupy yourself.
I'll be back momentarily.
To Elson Caleb? No way.
I had one of these.
Must have been one of the most bought rugs of all time, right?
chicken nuggets
C and L
R, O, plus
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me.
of
the
I'm missing something here.
What is this supposed to be?
This thing player?
Where did the other one disappear?
Is that why?
Maybe by...
Oh, here's another L.
Well, we do have I can't move it
We do have killer killer
oh the fuck wait I already did kill him and it didn't open I did that was the first
thing I did. Happy Meal, it looks so happy. Well, it was connected to TV.
leave the fridge open
fuck do they want from me
I
What did I get I got a toy happen middle toy
Oh
The brain rolling at the 9th
Most
Ah, he's like clocked
535
Space is with chance.
It seems we unfortunately don't have as much time as I'd hoped.
We'll need to pop over to a different happier memory rather soon.
I imagine you're feeling a bit unsettled.
But please don't worry.
These nocks are just little intrusive thoughts.
They're not real in any capacity, only little flickers of our imagination.
And it looks like we're going to play a little precautionary game.
Quite a simple one really.
Listen to the doors on either side of this room and if one starts to creep open hurry over and close it
Just a little game of focus
You've got this
Okay
I need to fuck him
Where is the focus?
Oh shit
Oh shit where's the light switch?
too fast
Wonderfully done, Kaila.
Unfortunately, it appears this memory is still exhibiting signs of unpleasantness, discomfort, and existential dread.
So, rather than dealing with all this mess now, why don't we take a stroll around and try to focus on something else?
that's not waste time we have so many joy filled memories waiting
Ah, what a lovely painting.
Hold your gaze to focus.
Here we are.
Welcome to our memory of the waterworks.
on this island, tropical island.
It looks like you've left something with you.
Memory mover.
Ah, Cameron, you've burned it.
This is our memory meter.
It tracks all those perfect little pockets of joy we experience,
and stores them for us.
The more we explore, the more we focus on all that joy,
the more this meter will fill.
When the meter's full,
well, that means we successfully re-experience
all the joy that memory has to offer.
And we can move on.
Who needs a rush? Just keep your eyes open.
This joy has always been here.
Where's something we remember and how to see it?
press me
62.8, the light wave.
Oh shit, there we go!
And let me read one of these stories in one of these slides.
What?
Wonderful.
We've got our first few texts on our memory meter.
I like the one where you get launched into the air.
I can see a curious but please that's not interactive anymore mysterious switches
Ah, you see, this is precisely the muck I'd spoken of earlier.
Oh, rotten, models like that sandwich you'd left forgotten in the back of your fridge.
There's no real danger to this, of course, but it is unfortunately quite unpleasant.
Certainly not the kind of thing you are crowding this lovely memory.
Why don't you get this washed off?
What a man washing off?
I see you've managed to find a rather gloomy corner in this otherwise joy-filled memory.
Please immediately disregard whatever feelings cause you to seek this out and return to
the happier parts of this memory.
Happy?
Oh my god, I'm so tired.
Oh my god, I'm a vampire.
Oh, what the fuck?
Why does it look like there's like a container next to this...
Or is this the other room?
I don't understand.
I am confused.
What?
Is that clean the ground? How is it clean the ground?
Mr. Map?
Stop on there again
I don't see no more
Oh
Aha
Bro, you want me to aim from all the way over here?
Nah.
Get closer on someone.
Oh, it's right here.
It's right here.
Oh, it's right here.
It's right here.
Black Boo, you're gone.
Yes, alright, that's quite enough. You unfortunately seem to be still somewhat distracted.
But, if we can fix this, please continue directly toward the large secondary slide town.
This one?
Wonderful choice Caleb.
Alright, guess they're in line, let's see if we lost some weight.
What the f**k?
All right, let's go, go, go!
Hey Simone, welcome back, Darson, hit us man, Snake and FPH and XFR, I'm Sharksy, thank you,
Tokyo.
Welcome back.
Welcome.
There you are, a second.
It looks like we have vibrated slightly.
There seems to have been a minor error.
But not to worry.
Please direct your attention over to the green illuminated exit sign hanging over the stairs.
We have maintenance to tend to and far brighter memories to experience. Let's get going.
Over there. Deep storage, long-term psychological storage.
It would seem we've inadvertently drifted into a section of our memory that our mind had
chosen to set aside.
Our mind does this occasionally to protect us from the memories and experiences it
deems rather non-essential.
Think of it as a sort of cognitive guardrail designed to keep us seated firmly in our
reality.
Unfortunately, it appears we've now stumbled over the edge, but not to worry nothing here is ever truly shut out
Our mind always leaves a little key tucked under the proverbial doormat
proverbial
nine, carry a four, combination two, no, uphill, probably not, uh, one.
0101, 0102, 45678.
oh one!
and nine ten nine twelve
aaaaaaah
open this door
or they'll make you break the game.
Line.
Left, what does it say?
Nah, that's inside.
What the fuck?
There are no fucking numbers.
Hello Mr. Cailan.
I see you have finally returned to our little island.
Jeffrey won't be able to meet you this time
as I had him hung in prison.
But our dear Swedish friend is on his way to meet you.
I'm okay. Are you ready to play Minecraft?
Lock on the door.
Yeah, we fucking established that, man.
We're fucking established this.
But we don't have a combination.
Lock on door.
It's hard. Just brute force it.
It's too many unknowns.
I didn't listen to the voice, they don't say shit.
They're fucking tumbling.
So let's go!
use every combination takes 15 minutes are you retarded it's 10,000
combinations. In 15 minutes, a piece of shit.
proverbial doormat
the numbers on the lockers don't
say shit
01, 01, 2, 01, 12
and there's no locker that stands out which could be the combination
From what I can see, it's undertarded shit by the devs.
It's an absolute retarded shit that I don't see, like something scribbled somewhere.
use brute force all the locking numbers
yeah nice puzzle
I'm sure that's the solution
oh one
oh one
do do do do do do..
it's uh not
I can't go up the real pipe
He used 101 instead of 010.
I did.
but the result is the same
I don't know what the fuck they did something here
but probably not much
of worrying about them
I don't have a brute force this code unless we have two or three numbers already.
And there's a wall that is just one and two, right?
I don't think that's... it doesn't even show any order.
Ego Shatter, not at all.
But they're so literally retarded.
If I can't solve it, then they're literally retarded.
I just thought it is...
They have to help the chat, hasn't they, and they're able to solve it either.
So either way, Ninder's...
4, 2, 7, 1, now you're just making up shit.
This doesn't really show a combination, right?
It's more scalded.
That's two one one two.
arrived. Thanks for the insider knowledge.
else more in my chat literally just one guy spamming that really the left click
okay so I'm dragging it from the top to the thing
What do I pick up? A cable? Can I see it somewhere?
What am I supposed to drive this from, like, the lights?
What the fuck did I pick up?
I didn't see.
Was that a cable?
I can't see anyone.
A cable for Klan.
Ah, I got it.
kinda weird puzzles that don't make sense but I guess sure
excellent killing now let's get going should I bring that light
Ah, we're unfortunately a bit deeper than I anticipated, no matter, you've got this.
Smile.
Re-starilizing memory, fixing sadness.
Come on, you man, we have so much more ahead of us.
Trust me, what's next is worth it.
Let's keep going.
Okay, we got one of these.
We're going to go up there I guess.
of
How do you open?
How do you open?
How do you open?
How do you open?
This cable is this cable.
Or these are in the way where I can right click.
Wait what?
You never told me to fucking have to move objects.
Flipbire.
Hold E.
Cause I'm flipping.
I'll block this one.
Is that it?
Hang on.
I don't know what it's in there.
It appears you've caught yourself in a memory loop.
This happens occasionally when the mind gets a tad over stimulated
momentarily forgets exactly what comes next. But no need to worry. By doing something out
of the ordinary, unexpected, we should be able to break the cycle and pop ourselves right back on path.
Something unexpected.
I'm sure you've heard of it.
Storage Room.
We're now fully re-established on our intended course.
And should be back in the waterworks, momentarily.
Let's not bore ourselves with storage, Karen.
We have much more exciting things ahead of us.
All right, we've got lots of run.
What was that?
speed demon what it works wait fact that can't be right ah the break room yes the
break room I'm certain that's the way we went before
I'm running you can't stop me
It appears we've experienced a minor navigational error.
We seem to have skipped forward.
However, this memory does appear to be quite full of joy, and should in fact be the perfect
place to continue filling up our memory meter.
Uh-huh.
You say that, but it's not filling at all.
Welcome to Walter. Not just a cute red balloon, but an integral and fundamental part of our
childhood. I'm sure you remember that countless times he's personally helped lift our spirits
after a rather long day. In a moment you'll get to actually hold him again. But please
take caution as even though he's always played a crucial and irreplaceable rule in our childhood
as our sole unwavering companion he is rather delicate and requires the utmost care and restraint
utmost care and restraint that's what i'm longing for come let's go
Okay, I'm gonna crouch here so you don't get stuck in anything.
Okay.
Come, come, come, come, come.
Play, please.
You with me?
You with me?
Alright, let's go soldier.
We're in enemy territory now.
fuck her
do you see a green light here somewhere?
Come with me if you want to live.
Walter.
Put your dick away, Walter.
Where's Walter?
Alright.
I'm safer.
My safe space.
1, 2, 3, were they all?
Wait, what the fuck?
I see you having a bit of trouble, but while I can't directly help you solve this, I can
provide various thoughtful and warm hearted lines with emotional encouragement.
You're doing wonderfully.
That's what the mall said last night.
I'll tell you from here.
wait this is where it came out oh I see how it is okay
what's this race oh Caleb please try to be more careful with what you touch
Okay, here we go.
Hi, I'm just popping in to let you know you're doing great.
So we have to do it faster.
Fuck her!
no way you can make it in time. Ain't no fucking way you can make it in time.
I imagine you might be currently experiencing feelings of frustration, may I show you these
feelings are completely valid, but in fact considering the abnormally large amount of time you've
already spent on this pile, most statistically more likely to find the answer now than ever.
Okay, so if I put it here, and then I put it here, it will go up to this one.
of
Where is he going?
Okay, yeah.
Back out of here.
I made you, my bitch, huh?
Blow it up on us!
It's like type pods.
And kinder surprise.
Ah, the phonometer. A perfect stop on a joyful journey. Unfortunately, it seems to be momentarily
unpowered but given your demonstrated proclivity for resolving unexpected
challenges I'm sure you can figure it out
you've been listening to one for the IQ chat
I could feel the friction on that one on the shoot.
and pay bring my asshole.
I wish I had a flashlight.
They come from here?
Alright where is this cable going? Up.
And here. Up.
All right, may there be lights.
Here we go.
Quoting God.
Quoting myself.
I am God.
What is this?
Number 2?
It's calling yourself a god with an acknowledgement of religion.
No, not if it's a fact.
Did I go away?
And did I go here?
I don't think so.
Oh, shit.
What a fucking maze.
Maybe here we have been.
but I would be here
I can't see shit
What the fuck?
I'm stuck
Oh no
Okay, we're fine. Let's solve it
Bro, I can't see shit
Where is the fucking switch?
Hello
That's some oh
These are like open
I didn't know they were open.
Where were they open?
I got a good name for you.
One more.
una más
My supposed to go in the red what is this?
I go back for the fuck.
Now for the final one.
Where does it go?
Black cable over here. Does it cross? Well it looks like it goes up here into this area.
Well that's fucking cosmetic, what the fuck?
of
Oh, it's tired.
All right, all four, lit, litty.
Hi, I'm just popping in to let you know. Don't be afraid to have some fun. We're here to
collect joy after all. Go let loose, jump around, knock something over. Just make sure you do
all of that inside our carefully constructed maintenance path.
You shut your mouth, mister. Alright.
So, I can't get it. What the fuck?
So we have to cross top left to bottom right.
Wonderful. Excellent work, Jelle.
You hear that? Excellent words.
Guess that out of the Christmas X, a full-lue sexual.
Like, Rosa got by-bores, eliminating rare pipette.
Rare as the pipettes. Thank you, ladies.
Alright, we open. Wait, what did we open?
I don't know either, no.
Oh shit.
Hurry, hurry!
Hurry, hurry!
Fun, fun, fun, fun!
Looking forward to the weekend
Hey, what is this?
Oh, shit.
Pupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupup
The bell is going up here.
Aha, there's a hole here there to go up here.
hold up here, not very obvious
They know where you can make that in time!
Man!
Alright, I can't even go here.
What the fuck do we get up there then?
It's one above me right now.
Is it not?
No, it's just...
I'm down.
I'm down.
I don't know what the hell is going on.
There ain't no way you're making this!
What the fuck?
Fuck!
Hmm, I believe you do need to shoot those foam cubes into that great big funnel.
Where is it? Above? No, fuck.
I mean a walk.
Doctor the progress has been amazing ever since you suggested looking and building with
Russian boys and children's toys. He hasn't walked into love at all.
What?
What? It doesn't even... nothing is lining up.
Oh my God. Shut up, everyone.
Go!
Again?
I can't see shit in this mess, get out of here!
What?
What?
I literally run as fast as I could.
What the fuck?
What the fuuuck?!
I'm literally hard sprinting man, not touching anything and still...
What?
Let's hop down here.
What the fuck? You're trying to make fucking camera around, bitch!
Oh my god he's still going!
Holy fuck!
Alright, let's not tarp.
Left or right?
That is usually the right way.
And all that is left now is left.
Oh, they're okay.
Water logged.
Too late.
It's your fault.
Let's try that again.
I'm not sure if this is intended. It doesn't feel intended. But I believe. I believe in
the power of the Godgamer.
Let's see, is this solid?
Solid.
Okay.
Okay.
We will make it chat.
We will make it.
They cannot outsmart the god gamer.
what the fuck why can't i jump
i can't jump from the thing
ok here we go
i land on the red thing
what the fuck is that jumping?
okay
I have to jump way earlier
Okay. Maybe not. Nothing in here.
I guess I'll be.
Ah fuck, this is a useless room.
Ah.
Is there a lamp in this? No.
Back we go.
First try.
Well, they don't give you much leeway huh on that fucking end of the hallway.
Oh, you cannot. Okay. I thought I was just staring at you for hours, but you actually
I thought that was the case.
But now I know better.
Is there another light?
No, I don't think so.
Okay.
Aha.
I sold it.
I am the 148th QGOT Gamer.
The dog came over.
RNG Blamer.
The balloon on there.
Come here, Walter.
I can't get through here, though.
Oh, I see the balloon is moving with me.
Okay.
Alright.
Are you gonna go forward?
Are you gonna
Where is the like you never got in
Okay, you go down you and I up a burino
Close the door behind.
come come come come come give me that shi-
bitch
Abra la puerta por favor
I strike and they were the sexiest man
boop should have been so that we're a very happy sisters
one year on edex you're a very good games mr. fours
a true god gamer, can you show me some muscles please?
Of course, look at these guns.
Ah, that's only part of my gaming skills.
Most of it is up here, Chad.
Ah, there we are.
It seems you got a bit distracted back there.
Yeah.
Before we continue, I should remind you that these intrusive thoughts
and their accompanying feelings of loneliness, guilt and existential dread
dread are in fact not real and bear no truth or substance whatsoever so please if you do see
anything like that again immediately turn away and forget entirely about its existence
now let's move over to a different memory
What does it say?
Balenci-House!
No, no please.
This place isn't quite ready yet.
Please immediately disregard whatever feelings cause you to come here and return to your
to our established reconstructive path.
Okay.
It looks like you stumbled into another memory loop.
I'm sure you can figure this out.
I'll be back in momentarily.
This moment is enough.
One step forward, two steps back.
What?
Good.
What the fuck?
all that matters is what is ahead there is nothing for you behind you
What the fuck?
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
I'm
Let's do the same one with this one.
is enough closing them. Okay, now this one is red. What's that milk? Always there? Alright,
Okay, now they're all red, except for this one.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What is the fucking retarded solution?
What the fuck is with this fucking death's brain?
Floor reflection?
What does that have to do with one step forward, two steps back?
There's nothing for you behind your own matters, it's what it's ahead.
There's nothing on the fucking floor.
Reflection.
No exit.
No exit.
No exit.
I mean that's just retarded, right?
Why is it putting up all these things like the telegraphs fucking backtracking?
Hey, this is nothing, but that's because it's red.
It says no exit.
No exit.
No exit.
Thank you.
What?
Why do you run like you have a BBL?
I've never seen a person with a BBL run that will take your word for it.
I way out the fuck the death we're thinking, but that's clearly some stupid shit.
exit on all of them.
There's no exit in red.
No exit in red.
And no exit in red.
No, man, at this point I'm just curious as to what the devil is actually thinking.
Now I am just curious as to what stupid ass fucking solution he thought he cleverly
thought of this puzzle go backwards to the whole thing bro what do you mean go
backwards to the whole thing I can't open any door or what were backwards
I can't press the chase.
I just really want to know what the fuck this dev is thinking.
Go through the door and then backwards again and then backwards again and do this.
Like what, like look at yourself.
What the fuck is this fucking shit?
This shit is so fucking retarded man.
I'm not gonna run through the door sideways bro.
Like, these suggestions are so fucking retarded.
But you might as well be the fucking better of this game.
Ah!
Fuck.
I mean this.
Maybe
I need to take the same door three times, no.
the lights, yeah I turned them off for no reason.
Keep doing it until the reflection says exit.
And that seems like a fucking solid approach.
jump through the door opening
make all exit signs red, it doesn't work, I'll try that
also would be retarded if it worked because there's nothing telling you to do that
do a backflip
one normal lap
and two normal laps going back bro what do you mean go back
From which door this door is locked?
Through this door?
And that's not going back?
Do you not see the fucking issue here?
you see this one resets the green
that's crazy
I found this online, contacted Amin and spoke with Amon, it's actually a common issue if it's not done in a certain way,
it's back for you on the press or it will be fixed in the next patch.
I don't know if he is lying or not, but it makes sense to me because in a way.
a pie software and look at the solution on YouTube bro no one has played this
game but we think I'm getting these fucking games this is the bottom of the
bar but little games it's in the subliminal space of the fucking steam
section
YouTube. And also the title of the game would not give me an accurate. No, in no way, we
No way you get anything ejected.
Nice puzzle there.
Nice puzzle.
Very good.
Very good. Very good.
Next game, let's see what we got.
Okay, Unreal Hospital 8.
I don't have a section with this thing.
We got in someone who knows Chinese.
I'm afraid.
Oh wait.
Wow.
Oh wait.
That is Subob, noobs, typical anomaly, a toxic major and blame-towers.
Those Japanese.
Okay.
My god.
My bad, Nick's a former soldier who now runs a jack-all trade business.
This time the job involves a disappearance case at an abandoned hospital.
Eight streamers who visited this abandoned hospital and subsequently went missing in
search of clues about the Nick's heads to the abandoned hospital with eight bullets.
I ate bullets or a premise.
Okay, full screen.
Okay!
Oh, nice.
in my surroundings.
Right click A, left click SHIELD.
Wow, I'm zooming in.
Dash.
Camera switch.
Okay.
Hello, sir?
If you spot an anomaly, shoot. You have only eight rounds left, so what? Wasting shots.
If no anomaly is present, proceed. If you miss an anomaly, proceed. You will be sent back.
Okay. I don't know if that's an anomaly. Wait, I was supposed to go back if there's
an anomaly? If no anomaly is present, proceed. You can miss an anomaly and proceed. You
will be said but it's a man or a queen
of
the
That's it. I only have eight rounds left. I shouldn't fight her unless there's an anomaly.
That's true.
I figure I was losing the light. What is it?
nothing seems to be here but I'll keep a careful eye on the surroundings
okay so this one is uh this one is uh straight up this is normal this is the baseline
the atmosphere has changed better shoot anything suspicious
That's it. I only have eight rounds left. I shouldn't fire unless there's an anomaly.
Well, this looked pretty normal to me.
the ceiling lights seem thinner than usual
fuck off man what the fuck is this
I heard there's a clue to the missing persons
nothing seems to be here but now the man is arriving
the surroundings
the atmosphere has changed
I feel like there is missing a light, but how am I supposed to shoot something that's missing?
Why wasn't I startled by the sound of the pitch for what?
I hope there's a clue to the missing classes.
Oh, the painting really dropped.
But I'll keep a few more diamonds around here.
Oh.
OK, here we go.
The atoms for your health change.
Better shoot anything suspicious.
Wasn't there always blood under this mannequin?
I'm supposed to shoot a puddle of blood like what do they want from me man?
I hope there's a clue to the missing person.
Nothing seems to be used to money, but I'll keep a careful eye on my surroundings.
The atmosphere has changed. Better should keep things suspicious.
I had snorting coming from the spot.
to the missing persons. Nothing seems to be here, but I'll just imagine I am surrounded.
The Atmosphere has changed. Better shoot anything suspicious.
It's fucking crazy
Was this always here?
I feel like there's always something about...
Okay.
Okay, we're getting somewhere five
Careful now, what does it sound like?
There's some sound, sounds like something falling over.
I can't see what it is.
door bang
and waving
what the fuck
okay forward every good
It must be hiding somewhere.
Where is the hiding?
The one who turned off the lights.
Up here
Where's it where's he hiding
Am I allowed to go through here or what?
You think it's like he's hiding somewhere in the game, kinda, he's hiding, and not specifically
on this level.
I don't know what the fuck that wants here.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
All right.
Is it?
Okay.
All right.
Uh, was it already?
The king of a man who achieved nothing in life.
Okay.
Okay.
Buy them.
Buy them.
Buy them.
Buy them.
Fuck man.
One.
Okay.
Two.
Is this going to stay on loop?
He can't escape?
I want to end it.
I want to end it, I don't want to end it.
Okay, I don't see anything weird, but I don't want to lose now that we are on the 2.
I don't see anything.
One.
Okay.
We're chillin'?
Thank you for coming to hell.
Flipping me off motherfucker, you know who I am?
Okay, how many balls do we have left?
Did anyone count?
Missing Parsons?
But right now there's no way to help these people.
It has a little bit of a controller moment.
Is it all in toilet?
Goon too much.
I'm not shooting him.
Congratulations, I'm clearing the game.
There are 32 types of anomalies in total.
85,000 is your soul with unlock and new costume.
You can also cut the story text in the first eye on the screen.
Thank you so much for completing the game.
Costume.
how do you change costume?
I hope there's a clue to the missing persons.
Nothing seems to be...
...behaved, but I'll keep a careful eye on my surroundings.
Alright, good game I would say, that was a fire man, out of five, out of five, very
good.
No, I'm not gonna, I was so lucky all the calls came straight away.
Ain't happening, ain't happening.
Alright, next game.
We got... whatever this is.
Who's next?
You decide. I pick the rap battles of history.
To the hell. To the real.
I don't know what's happening, moving to the hell, to the real, what's the phrase I mean?
Oh, okay.
And they should reverse it.
Reverse the rolls.
I know what I'm talking about, JKSK, not plural man, not promosikum, not for one!
What?
Okay...
Okay...
We are...
Okay...
Ready options...
I'll take my, um...
I decided to deal with the devils.
Okay, thanks for the patch notes.
browser game it seems like so about the left shift a laminate space interact
e-left control is 2F map tab. I remember this in case I need clue book, swap items on R,
and mode on B.
Alright, I'm drawing, I'm creating a session.
Select
3 for all tail chase rules apply, collect clues, and these are the rules which
ship survived at the end of the ring.
Play tail chase with one partner, find your partner and survive together to the end.
The final survivor group will win the game.
Try to kill your partner.
A number based tag here with no solabilities.
Get it through, this is each other's numbers.
The free-for-all tail tag rule.
Set everyone plays as the same solo.
you can. Okay. Okay, I guess we just go on the default one. Play this is not okay.
Alright.
Private?
No. Alright.
Forcing.
Alright, no string slapping if you manage to get into the lobby.
Oh my god, it's not even push to talk.
It's just cake.
All right, no, it's not a baby. Hey, we'll be gone
Jump jump jump jump jump jump
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
Hey, ready up
Uh, okay, my tire is reaper who the fuck is reaper?
All right, we all have one one one target, okay
Success
How do you read this other thing you retard how do you play when you don't have brain is better you
Mario?
Mario!
Mario!
Mario!
Mario!
Mario!
That's my most...
Mario!
Mario!
Mario!
Mario!
Mario!
Okay.
What the fuck?
is a deduction game
OOOH IT WAS THE INSTITUTE
OOOH IT WAS THE INSTITUTE
Hey, Volt for Forcin'
Oh wait
Uuuuuh
What is his name?
I'm 812
That's not true
Uuuuh
Yeah, he's a
It's not me, though.
It's not me to recall that.
Alright, I don't know how to vote for anyone.
I just grabbed this shit and moved it in the name...
Hunt and eliminate the targets.
Okay.
so it's not really hard
I got him
I had to, oh now I have to eliminate Gumiho
I don't know who that is.
What is my ability?
Mario!
What the heck this guy is?
Mario!
Look at this!
Look at him!
Mario!
Mario!
Mario! Mario!
I'm playing this shit fucking game again!
Mario?
I can't remember, come on!
Oh!
Mario!
Look at this!
Look at this!
We got pathetic!
This guy is!
Look!
Mario!
Pathetic!
This guy is!
Look at this!
Look at him!
We got pathetic!
Look at this guy!
Look at this!
Look at him!
We got pathetic!
RUN!
I'm gonna fuck!
I hold my place.
Why the fuck is he dying, so you say.
Jump jump jump jump jump jump jump.
He's my brother, jump jump jump jump jump jump.
And he still dies!
Okay, ummm...
It's fucking spirit, dude.
Who is uh... who's the reaper?
What the fuck?!
It's this!
Oh, Morty! Boom! Big reveal! I'm a pickle! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle!
I'm pickle rigged!
Was that ever another one of the real boys?
Get out that guy! Look at him! He looks super suspicious.
Dola, I'm not talking to you.
Can you get a tear?
What? Did I die?
I'm dead dead. What is this game about? What is it about?
Yeah, force the ledger start another game mode. This one is just a genius mode.
My GPU is working social brilliance right now.
More stun and Chinese brother of Weasley.
Weasley's you, changing you.
I
No, no, no.
Hmm...
I can't tell you a lie!
Is it a lie?
Is it a lie?
It's a lie.
And the canvas covering, and lies without moving on the gravel path below.
So that's the price to their team.
A slither and chaser tosses a quaffle into the air,
picks up who the gold is blue-nicked.
Twenty-all.
Hovering high above the pitch, her hair is very nintric.
Suddenly, the golden niche will pass,
I
Know what the fuck there in this fucking game, man
Nine or ten
They fucking wish man
All right, I see you
Let's get hungry hungry
I
Can't see the matter can shit
This is like fucking
What's that flash game called?
Agaraiyo, yeah.
All right, let's see what we got. We got graphics and then the best graphics. Best graphics possible.
Multiplayer!
most public passport got the password and the force and
channel discord first come first serve to come
there you go
Back to every crime to shine the orange on the badge.
A rip, a give it off here and a swap.
Eight years, you're hobo.
What's that man?
Chew the badge.
Anything else?
Seven, seven months to look back.
All right.
We got, uh...
No, what?
Okay.
Start game.
Wow the drift holy shit.
What is this?
I was supposed to eat the balls?
I'm eating the balls.
I'm big.
I'm pressing shift, but that is happening.
What the fuck?
That was bigger than him though.
Alright, what the fuck? Why does my boost not work?
Now it works.
Right.
No.
it only works half the time why what the fuck
Fuck off.
I
Oh
What the fuck
I
You mangas
You mangas or
What the fuck are the balls at?
Oh wait, you can jump?
Oh, it's a power up.
Well, this one is one minute 40 seconds.
I know, right?
What the fuck did you do, buddy?
Ah!
Bruh!
I'm getting farmed right now.
Oh my god dude, like this steering is so fun to discuss.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I mean it's all weird if I get in the... oops...
Where am I?
Where's that left time?
What was that?
Hey, this asshole!
At least I didn't get zero.
We got a Crypt of Dust.
Alright.
Bad bots.
Okay.
Now I have any bots.
Okay, Rebels.
Power up, here we go!
I hate it.
I hate the poopoo.
Oh my god, I'm going to be the third chaser.
Ah, PAH!
No way!
Power up!
Nooooooooooooooo!
This thing is so aged, holy fuck!
We are the same size!
What is this coin flip right now?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, bug!
Oh, fuck.
my boon story! where did he come from dude? where did he come from? what?
My shift isn't working properly now, but...
I'm getting so fucking far on them.
i jump cosmetic jump
ok this is the real one
The rest there was a warm-up, okay.
The final map is upon us.
Miner's Descent.
Here we go.
This is the real one.
Yeah, it's a target map.
I ate that. Unlucky Brian. Yeah, I ate that. Nailed it.
Why would I want to shrink? What the fuck?
Ah fuck off!
is there a combat potential of that?
I'm using shifts only worse terms of the time it's fucking broken fucking games
I can't shift!
Ah man, who shrunk me? Right before I was gonna eat him.
well why is Daniel the bot in the fucking lead?
Oh my god, I can't play the game.
I
Come back! Come back! Come back!
What? I'm definitely gonna get you!
Yo, where's the dammy?
Last
Good stuff good stuff good stuff
All right, next game.
Pretty funny that I'm not even playing manycraft on the day the shares for the 31st saint will get liquidated.
Tell me you bet against yourself without telling me you bet against yourself.
Fucking frauds and go fuck yourself, I will bet my money back in France.
All right, there you go, the polycax.
Let's see here, slapping rot.
Language English Arabic Slap
Oh, you spent the...
...Polynesia's Prince!
Okay.
Hello and welcome to our very peaceful and family-friendly slapping show.
In this arena you will face the food, the fat, and the absolutely ugly.
We've invited the most rotten contestants, you included, from all over the internet to this lovely, lovely arena, where abuse is not just okay, but is encouraged, actually.
We welcome everyone to stop scrolling for a little bit. Please, kindly, if you can, please, as we witness our contestants fight for the rotten title.
Until then, stay unemployed. Welcome to the show.
Hello all, I'm the hope of a team support is here to remind everyone of so much time.
Not forget it. Let the fight begin.
How do I fight, man? Are you slapping?
What the fuck?
Think of the chicken, contestant.
Okay.
I'll rot in Tong Tong Sa'Hua is half.
Can you kindly win this game so I can go live the rest of my life?
Let's fucking go.
Here we are to see some slapping.
Fuckin' invulnerable.
What the fuck?
No time ability.
Uhhh... I think...
They haven't got ability frames.
So I don't know if this one does anything good.
I'm trying to do my job here here we go but remember do not try this at home
I'm stuck.
Oh my god, Pim Pim Pim Pim Pim Pim Pim.
Couldn't you just smash that?
Pim Pim.
Okay, they told me to be neutral here.
Anyway.
Bash ability, slapping speed again.
another day another fight this time it's the beloved chimpanzee
millen and his not yet ripe children for any families at home this show is
not very friendly
Depends on what happens, I guess.
My contest is in rough shape.
I don't think the show is family friendly anymore.
192
168
803
107
Oh yeah, nice IP address you've got there.
Here it all begins.
Oh
Oh, this is so cancer
is
this considered animal abuse?
its bavaneity is half monkey
what if your mouse sensitivity settings were the problem?
here we go
But remember, do not try this at home.
Carry on, test it.
Think of all the cheap talks.
See the talk right at the screen?
There's nothing there.
Keep going.
For any families at home, this show is not very friendly.
Maybe it is. Depends on what happens, I guess.
All of them but one.
The living isn't really similar.
I'm going to kill you.
Carry on, intestines.
Think of all the TikToks you can scroll through after you finish this.
Are you supposed to just kill this fucking human, uh...
I just killed the small ones.
If this consider animal abuse, since that of me is half monkey, we're getting some viewer
comments saying the contestant is halfway cooked.
Let's see how that plays out.
I can't say it because then this game might get sued into oblivion anyway
Here we go. Remember, do not try this at home.
Think of the chicken, you can't stick to it.
Braaaaaa, reset.
Yeah, this man on me died, he's 50% dead. Almost cooked.
The next contestant is... oh wait, it's the same one.
Okay, welcome back I guess.
Here we go.
But remember, do not try this at home.
of
the
death of
the
Yeah, this Banani guy is 50% dead. Almost cooked.
What if your mouse sensitivity settings were the problem?
Let the fight begin.
Fuck man.
If I go far away the banana doesn't jump as fast.
I'm not going to risk the stun.
Okay, now I think it's fine, now it's fine.
What the fuck?!
I fucking kill him!
This is considered animal abuse since Dara Nini is half monkey.
I
Was it
no more fucking risks no I'm not fucking killing the small one
I had better expectations for your mini bananinis bye-bye bananinis
I like my carnival day, and this one doesn't even stack.
Tarsapur to pour tea and hatred onto the hearts of all.
Welcome.
Time to slap, slap and slap and keep slapping.
And just when you think it's all over, you keep slapping again.
How much tea does Sapoor have there?
Keep.
Got to lock in, got to keep lock the fuck in.
He has fried me, gank his job.
He has fried me, gank his job.
He has fried me, gank his job.
He has fried me, gank his job.
He has fried me, Bunkers Chop!
He has fried me, Bunkers Chop!
He has fried me, Bunkers Chop!
Five lights are at Stain's next!
One boss after his.
It's time to welcome capyborello Kokusini everyone. Let the fight begin
I'm stuck
50% done with this monster.
and
Oh my god
I wasn't doing it at all. Math better.
Occasional health pickups. There's one boss only.
What?
We're getting some viewer comments saying the contestant is halfway cooked.
Let's see how that plays out.
Ah, you deserve to scroll a few TikToks after this.
What?
Ah, ah, ah.
Ah, shit.
I'm going to snap them back.
Oh yeah.
of
It's not looking good for PC.
Where's that aim?
I ran the fence.
Oh my god.
I can't say it because then this game might get sued into oblivion.
Anyway, time to slap, slap, and slap, and keep slappin'
If that's what you think it's all over, you keep slapping again.
Ugh.
This is legit.
I
Bruh can't end it on a loss
Here goes nothing
Oh
my eyes are telling me this cuisine guy doesn't have a lot more left my eyes
let's just say that our contestant has been taking a small grip here we go but remember do not
try this at home
They've done what my eyes are telling me.
This Guzzini guy doesn't have a lot more left.
I
Well, it's a third one was our contestant scrolling question that riddled humanity for ages
I'll never know this shit so fucking hard for me.
Yeah, okay.
Based on what my eyes are telling me, this Guzini guy doesn't have a lot more left.
Lie high, Guzini.
Get fucked, bitch!
It is no one but the ballerina Katucina ready to throw all her opponents and our expectations
away.
Here we go, but remember, do not try this at home.
Think of the chicken contested.
Oh fuck.
This ballerina is halfway to defeat.
Oh my god.
I'm for any families at home, this show is not very friendly.
It is. Depends on what happens, I guess.
This ballerina is halfway to defeat. It's unbelievable.
Why are there still dirty dishes?
What the fuck?
Did you just one-shot me?
nothing. It's not looking good if I have it.
What?
Slapping speed?
slow time building
welcome cappuccino as a scene well the most famous rotten fighters globally
for any families at home this show is not very friendly maybe it is
depends on what happens I guess we're getting some viewer comments
see the top right of the screen there's nothing there keep going okay here goes
nothing
It's asesino might not keep it up for longer.
Well done contestant.
Bitch!
Forcing its meat die you put his last 100 on polymercote you two and against excuse me.
I'm going homeless now polymercote has you have 1% chance to win it's my tuition money if you win.
Show stream the turtle be going homeless.
Show stream the shot of you going homeless.
I don't see no shot.
But I never understood where anyone is homeless.
Let's get a house.
Oh, there's his lap!
All right, next game, next game.
Let's see what this is. Do not disturb.
Can go back.
Move like a shark, Stephanie.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh, this is so tail-thing, it's one of those games where my mouse goes outside of the fucking
moment there.
No sex.
Ah, fuck this start.
Ah, fuck.
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is happening?
Okay, I'll take a fist one.
All right, let's see what we got.
It's probably going to be possible to do it on the scale.
Hello?
Hello?
Why is my vision getting so fucking fucked?
someone.
Forcing the house I could buy
sold not homeless tomorrow
depends on you playing
Minecraft right now. Here is
the Paul Market chart in the
1%
Believe.
I'm not going to show it.
I don't decide what to play based on your fucking shit.
That you can bet on.
That's your only safe bet.
Why is my vision getting like this sometimes?
Where am I?
What the fuck?
What?
What the fuck is happening?
This game reminds me of, what do I call it, Spooky Mansion of Jump Scares or whatever.
Spooky's jumpscare mansion, yeah that's it.
This flashlight doesn't fucking work.
Flashlight for ants, really?
Okay, now it's kind of...
Well they tried to trick me, running for more than three seconds would slam open doors.
Jason sounds so scary. What's with the vision being like this, man? I can't see shit.
it's not coming still is it?
I'll never see you again
oh my god
I can't see anything
I didn't just die did I and just start the game that would be extremely annoying
No, it's fine.
But, but...
Come in.
This is where I came from.
Oh yeah, he's an invisible walker.
Well, this shit makes my camera turn.
Shining.
What the fuck is this game about?
I'm going to take up my high heels, easy to run.
Fuck right off!
Not the fucking shit game, not the fuck.
I dream far away.
Let's see what this is.
Oh my goodness.
Dreams fall away.
Away.
No.
Okay.
This is scary.
We're about to find out.
We're about to find out, aren't we?
I
I don't know what I did, it's not over, these traps
How is this game? Use Password. Servename. Forson. Password will be this password right
and they are processing the force on channel and discord first come, first serve, they're
coming.
Okay, slick character.
Hey Marina, I have four more players, I apparently hate players, alright first come, first serve
The password is in the 4th channel of this card. Go, go, one more, one last card.
Alright.
Here we go. My PC fans already at 100%, that's good.
Alright, let's go, start the game. You guys have to ready up.
I can start until you get up.
Clueless.
the
Fuck is that shit?
Hit by a deep hill died
It's the force I mind all the Turkish leader already
All right, yeah, I read something. I don't know what happened
How are you talking? Are you talking to me or?
Six
I'm glad you read this note
But two weeks into the ride, I'm just meeting the Springwrecklings. This is a great start.
Okay.
Hey, shut up!
Shut up!
Alright, there are apparently weapons inside of the house.
Weapons inside of the house. There are zombies.
Yo, chill!
Search the bedroom on the upper floor.
Elm.
I don't know. Oh, I found a gun. I have a gun. Don't worry. There's not a gun over
here. How do I use the gun? No one knows.
Inventory I interact in karate.
Q.
Bolt, Erdogan, force.
How do I use the fucking gun?
How do you equip the pistol?
How do you equip the pistol?
What are we supposed to do here?
They're supposed to find the code.
Oh, the code. Right.
We can keep on this.
We're just going to move them.
Ah. Here. Do you speak Turkish?
It's 532-8 maybe.
Who speaks Turkish?
That's Lohkheim Cyprus.
What does it say?
one, one eight, one eight
I'll take care of it, no worries
Okay, stop stop stop
Okay one green yellow red green here's green green is one green is one
one
go E go E
E
yeah wait
red is
one
yellow
wait I have to memorize
one
eight
one eight
one
was it red? wait what was red? red was 8
one. Okay. Red. One. Yellow. Yellow is.
Okay, well now the colors disappear, yellow and red, yellow is 8, red is 1, so 1 something
eight one
one something eight one one
one eight eight
one
okay
okay let's go let's go
what the fuck
oh my god
how do we get to the first round, pal?
hey, what the fuck?
is this shit lined on the battle?
you start in the battle when you die
Take one.
Stop!
Why is this so hard? I can't make the first jump.
I feel like the woman that's shorter and can't make the jump.
There he is.
This is the
There ain't no way
I'm
How do you shoot?
Why are you guys so fucking bad?
oh you have double jump guys you have double jump you have double jump
I should have told them I thought it was too hard
of
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Where's the rest of these retards?
I told them they can double jump, right?
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
Fucking bitch.
Hi.
Kick me, Mr. Force.
Like this.
You fucking cunt.
I got a little bit of a headache.
I'm going to go back to the hotel room.
I'm going to go back to the hotel room.
I'm going to go back to the hotel room.
but there's a lot of players.
Okay, hang on.
what the fuck help yeah I forget I'm not
I need assistance
I
Have a bullet
Let's go, Ting.
Where am I going now?
I called an elevator. I called this one over here. Yeah, I did. Alright, that's my elevator.
Fucker!
How do I shoot the gun?
You have to go into I and then drive the gun into the bottom right and then you press Q or E.
Can we all stop stealing my elevator?
fuck with that juicy convention.
Alright, don't forget to take the bed.
Where are these other retards?
How they still so stuck?
What the fuck are they doing?
Yo, what is this shit?
Mindless.
What is this?
X.
I can't see shit.
Okay, come over here.
Okay.
You first.
It's so fucking dark.
you
you
you
you
you
Then, press and breathe out.
All right, here we go.
Dodging some morning stars.
I just double jump up here, no?
Maybe not.
What the fuck?
I wasn't trying to go through.
Why are you guys are fucking bad?
What is about this?
Okay
why are you going over there oh turn the elevator thank you bitch I didn't know
okay I could have been really bad
What is this?
What the fuck are you doing?
What? What the fuck?
There's a door sound there.
Oh my god, I'm so low.
What the? I want HP. How? How did you get stabbed in the face wasn't it? You got a tank for me here man.
You got a tank again. I want, I want HP. Go.
God gamers go first.
I'm one HP. I'm literally one HP. Go tank.
At like two HP.
Yeah, that's 100% more than me.
What the fuck does it...
Can you stop with the worst times I've ever seen?
I saw that though.
I'm so dumb.
How do I hear it?
I don't.
Okay, that was fun.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I
Fuck
Okay, we're going out.
Out the rest of these meters are doing.
Oh my god.
Refund them, this game is free.
I don't understand, however they can give so much content for free, but it's crazy.
Probably game of the year.
Why not speak Turkish?
Okay, there's a zipline going down, call elevator, where's the elevator coming from?
I don't trust the zipline, it goes back to the start.
Hey guys!
Are you still in the fucking start?
I see someone with a flashlight at the first fucking rock.
How are you so bad?
What the fuck is this?
Look up.
I see my own name, that's the next level.
But seriously, where is the elevator I just called?
What?
Where's my elevator?
where? I think that's the elevator, but it's not coming here. On the platform down the
Is it light? Okay, but how do I...
Oh, okay.
Alright, alright, we got it.
I synchronize, I don't think you've had a faddle in old grey with the four years.
Four years of wear, I said.
At North Queen, thank you very much.
Now, let's welcome back Elliot Excussiel and Farrell Brug.
Hey, guys!
Anyone here still?
Where are you going now?
How is this so hard for them?
What the fuck are there?
Oh, I see the beams, okay, I saw the beams.
That's the beat.
Awesome. Do you have any advice for a common jungler in League of Legends?
People tend to blame me if they make the mistake.
Like PPL stay in a lane with 20% HP.
Then dies to enemy jungler and blames me.
What the FK can I do?
Need advice.
You came to the right place.
Call them fucking retarded.
call them fucking retard
where am I going?
oh the sun is coming out, not wrong
I guess I just jumped here
oh big something
What the fuck?
So I was going to try and make him like me with the eight years, oh hey that's me, that
is you.
Thank you very much sir.
What's going on here?
Uh-huh.
I'm surprised we made it here, we still have a long way to go, there's just a guy in the
I had to see you soon.
I'm surprised I'm the only one here.
Do they know that they can fucking double jump or what?
Did I hit the bed? Fuck it.
I don't know if I did.
Well they're not here anymore so they must have advanced so much.
Here comes one retard.
I don't even think the fucking zombies respawn.
They make clear the shit for them.
Sometimes I dress up my dong in my sister's clothes and pretend it's my sister when I
fuck it.
Does this make my dong the role-play?
Chat spam one, two, three, cap-a-boo.
Let all, let all, let all, let all, let all, let all, let all, let all, let all, let all, let all.
Okay.
The fuck is this? Elevator?
Little time I have to wait for six fucking or five other people here.
for this to start
what
What the fuck am I supposed to do x button all right oh shit all right
Okay, I'm gonna build them a stairway to heaven, dude.
Oh, fuck.
I cannot move the one I'm on.
Oh, that one is stoked.
Oh, fuck.
Oh!
Let's show this on script.
Man.
in the fucking backrest. Alright, can we get this off please? Thank you.
closer maybe?
here like this?
well my death perception was not okay there
I thought it was right there
I thought it was right there
Bro, what are these fucking sounds, man?
No, oh my God, I almost died with me.
Yeah, I mean, how will they fucking annoying piece of shit?
Yeah, it's someone on the other side of the fucking map opening a door, and this is like
global sound instead of fucking local and we're taught of those.
I overstayed all the gems.
I have to beat this before someone really catches up and self locks.
Oh my god, it's so hard.
unbelievable hard with no death perception. I can't get that one. I just can't get it.
Okay.
Oh my god, I just can't get this one, though.
Stop with the door!
Hello, Mr. Force.
I recently stumbled upon a new post in your Noto Forums account
that says admin how to restore my phone.
Does this mean Force Ends Noto Art is back on the menu?
Please clarify.
I have no idea what you're talking about, no one knows.
We might have something or something.
I can't fucking see.
my god i don't don't touch the chairs do not touch the chairs if we lose any more chairs
we are soft locked try to make a jump without using a chair if you can make it to the last
chair you can make it to the platform
Okay, launch me, launch me.
What?
My dear.
Alright.
I'm gonna use all my bits of...
Look at that all of a sudden.
Hello?
Hello?
Where am I going?
Where am I going?
of course it is I the illustrious diva you're true of Donald Trumpy yes I have a
dumpy I have a Korean clairvoyant next to me here's what they have to say I see
the future compete make-ups bigger than these last 30 or else
or else was what we need to bring the shares no way
There ain't no way.
Yeah, not a sweet American.
There must be something else we're missing here.
Oh wait, it's the warrior's gun!
The warrior!
I cannot get up on the last spot
Wow, that was so incredibly easy.
What the fuck?
I
Stopped the door
But why can't I make this last one just stops
This is Christ
Fuck your route, man.
Oh my god.
Oh fucker!
Right, next time to skip this map write 1923 on the code at the back of the house.
What do you mean?
Oh there's another one. Hey retards!
How do you chat? How do you run chat?
It's chat tab.
Yeah, it's a team game, so you can have to wait for the other retort.
No, no, no.
Go back to the house and type 193 on the console and the back of the house.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Why are we 11 players in our 10-9 lobby?
That's what I wanna know.
players
What the fuck are these boats living?
Are they on a different fucking map or what?
Like what is this?
Like this shit is so straight forward they're sitting here like exploring Dora's asshole.
What is this?
There's a wooden door here.
a tur- a fucking garage door open
I'm honest it's probably faster to go back down
and fucking enter the cold on the garage door, unironically.
Yeah, I understand checkpoints, but if you don't die on the way down,
you
you
you
you
you
You
All right.
Loo-Gee.
Noobs.
Alright, it's fine.
Time is running away from us all.
Regardless, good game, but very good, very, very good game to you, yeah, worthy.
I don't think I'm going to start another game now that we have very little time remaining.
Look at this time remaining!
tomorrow chat tomorrow is a day in the arena alright we'll make a glorious
glorious return Ben but until then I guess Washington take those ups raise
ups dollars it's it's ups with coins and social credits of course split
So come back and have a good one.
See you tomorrow, okay?
Tomorrow, nice and early, okay?
The same time as usual.
See you then, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.