Thank you.
you
is shit when I do too, so here is yet another fucking hilarious sitcom link, and by the
way, it's my favorite show of all time.
rightful.
Oh
Good morning, ladies.
How are you all doing today?
You have the most beautiful of April Fools.
April Fools!
Good, chilly and splendid.
Perfectly splendid.
Ah, not bad, not bad.
I'm doing bad at the false time, actually terrible.
Ah, nice try, nice try.
Take Copa'sen, scripted Copa'sen.
Take scripted?
Your asshole is scripted.
I feel like they have no good April Fool's jokes nowadays though, right?
gone and gone and I don't know man. There used to be some good ones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's see
Got some sub brownies some reason brownies we got bugbuffer thinking my welcome back the Brazilian princess
Thank you for seven months
Astin, welcome back, Noxif linear, FNXO with the 126.
Bitter with the cards, I'm welcome and one here on Hornedog 69.
I am not surprised, 9 checks out sir, please buzz on me, Mr. Forzabi.
That would require a tier 3 sub, alright.
Ainsen, thank you for hunting, although whoa, whoa, ancient and new.
Thank you ladies.
All right, what do we have chat? What's the funniest joke of today? April Fool's one that I missed?
Uh, hundreds of self-driving tax incentives for self-driving.
This is probably one of the ones Wuhan only.
Due to mass system malfunction. Suddenly, like, as in the middle of the road.
That's pretty crazy.
Christie Knowham husband caught cross-dressing, I don't know about this.
some normies liver days every streamer who has played subliminal has also
shit on the game yeah I mean there was a fucking terrible game
like these persons are so fucking weird just scuffed it started off as a
It's a stale terrible, but uh...
You're looking funny.
Yeah.
No bueno.
Super Mario movie bombs with an 11% on the view.
Oh, I know what that means.
With an 11% on the view.
I know what that means.
Artemis 2 launch today.
I know what Artemis is.
You're all speaking with an insta-view right now.
I checked around a hundred different people playing subliminal, and everyone was depressive
to turn off hints.
I mean, of course you turn off hints.
If it's not solvable for events on the internet, then it's just really poorly fucking made
puzzle.
It's just a really poorly made one.
That's just how it is.
Russian military plane crashed due to technical failure, plane 29.
A lot of ships falling.
Uhh, yeah.
Woman bitten in the face by a wolf in a busy shopping street in Germany.
attack in centuries? What the fuck?
NASA is sending people to the moon in seven hours. I'm assuming that's a
livestream. I got promoted work. Congratulations, good news. Climbing that
Corporal ladder yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Will you watch it no it's a little bit past my bedtime
it's a little bit past my bedtime I usually go in extra hours or if there's a showcase but uh
not not more than that
Naw naw naw naw naw naw naw naw naw naw naw naw nan
PlayStation has presented project Playmore and you DualSense the play schemes for you
like that fuck just watch a streamer at that point
super mid-boy 3d came out when we played yeah right I forgot we saw that on
showcase. My depth perception is pretty bad in platformers though, I must say. I think
I have just a super meat boy tomb, real tomb, not the one that they dropped on Epic, that
people hated. What have been better in 2D?
Yeah. I haven't even heard about the Witcher 3 DLC. I haven't seen a trailer
anything though but someone said September. I ran threatens attack US company
like Google and Apple starting April 1st.
It's not a joke, it's not a joke.
Backroom's movie trailer.
Bad chest, I still haven't seen the what is it called, X and A or whatever.
Where are you ever genuinely fooled and made your way for April 1st ever in your life?
I don't think anyone is.
I don't know what April 1st is so it's like you gotta be mildly retarded.
right if you forget it's April 1st though then I guess there's a shot but yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right
We got links chat we got links
There are some good for April first jokes though, sometimes they have like patches and stuff in games that are kind of silly
Interactable first of April shenanigans
Congratulations on the World Cup qualification. Thank you man. I didn't think anyone would watch that.
So they didn't stream it.
But thank you.
All right, first link of the day.
I don't know the answer...
Ah, T-Tori-chan!
Ah, ah! Teacher? Why is Teacher here?
I-I mean, where is she?
I can't believe it!
I see!
I wanted to try it, but I couldn't.
I have no idea what I'm trying to say, but I am about to start eating.
Oh, I was able to sleep after I had ramen...
Huh?
And I was able to eat as much as I wanted to.
Th, that's...
I'm so sorry.
I was in a hurry.
Uuuh...
Oh, that's right.
I was expecting it.
...I see.
That means...
...that's right.
I'm not sure if I should say that, but...
...that's a dream!
That's right!
Haha!
That's a dream!
I'm not sure if I should say that, but...
...that's a dream!
Haha!
Huh?
What?
Teacher...
What time is it now?
Oh, my God!
Are there any questions?
Yeah, what the hell was that?
Any other questions?
Dr. Sheldon Cooper here, I am the lead author of this particular paper.
Thank you.
You, sir, you have completely skipped over the part where I was walking through the park,
walking through the park and I saw these children on a merry-go-round which
started me thinking about the moment of inertia in gases like helium at
temperatures approaching absolute zero. I didn't skip it it's just an anecdote
it's not science. Oh I see it was the apple thawing on Newton's head was that
just an anecdote? You are not Isaac Newton. No no that's true gravity would
have been apparent to me without the apple. I cannot possibly be that arrogant.
You continue to underestimate me my good man. Look if you weren't happy with my
presentation then maybe you should have given it with me.
As I've explained repeatedly, unlike you, I don't need validation from lesser minds.
No offence.
Great, so why did you come?
Because I knew you'd screw this up.
Maybe I didn't go to college when I was 11, like you.
Maybe I got my doctorate at 24 instead of 16, but you are not the only person who is
smarter than everyone else in this room.
No offence.
And I am clearly not the only person who is tormented by insecurity and has an ego in
need of constant validation.
So you admit you're an egotist?
Yes.
My name is Dr. Leonard Hofstetter,
and I could never please my parents
so I need to get all my self-esteem from strangers
like you.
But he's worse.
OK, that is it.
Stop.
You cannot blow up my head with your mind.
Then I'll settle for an aneurysm.
Stupid it.
You hit me.
You saw that.
He hit me.
I was trying to blow up my head.
So it was working.
It wasn't.
It was not what you are not capable of.
Sing about that.
Heads up, you people in the front row, this is a splash zone.
Stop.
Stop it.
Quit it.
Does this usually how these physics things go?
More often than you think.
Force.
What the hell is that? I don't know, but if cats could sing, they'd hate it, too.
You want a frow, be mine.
Boss, boss.
Hey guys!
Hi!
Where are you going?
What?
We just had to mail some letters and throw away some chicken.
He'll never guess what just happened.
Or I give up.
I don't guess.
As a scientist, I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation.
Although as I'm saying this, it occurs to me...
Technically, a hypothesis, I guess.
You may have been employing a rhetorical device, rendering my response moot.
What is that?
Believe it or not, personal growth.
What happened?
Remember when I auditioned for that workshop production of Red's?
But I didn't get it and I couldn't figure out why.
I have a conclusion based on an observation.
No, you don't.
No, he doesn't.
Well, the girl they picked to play Mimi, she dropped out and they asked me to replace her.
Well, congratulations. What a lucky break.
It's not a big deal. Just a one night showcase.
But they invite a lot of casting people and agents.
So you never know.
I think I know.
No, you don't.
He doesn't.
It's this Friday at eight. You guys want to come?
No.
Because, uh, Friday we are attending a symposium on molecular positronium.
I think that's a week from Tuesday. It's sick.
No, it's this Friday at eight.
Oh, too bad. Well, I gotta get to rehearsal. See you.
See ya.
I
I just wanna tell you how I feel
Got to make you understand
That I'm gonna get you back
Never gonna let you down
But I'm gonna run around
And disturb you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna fake you cry
Never gonna tell a lie
Who hurt you
It's allowed under the circumstances. Overruled, your honor.
Nose. Oh, and a mirror on a stick so I can make sure the person in the stall next to me
isn't some kind of weirdo.
You still worried some Berkeley girl was going to steal him away?
Yes. Who do you think gave him the danger whistle?
Interesting.
Okay.
All right, is it?
Let me put it this way.
Do you own a barrel and suspenders?
Are you serious?
I'm not wearing this visor to play women's golf.
Hi.
Oh, let me guess.
You guys are drafting your fantasy accounting firms.
We're helping Raj for your honest finances.
Oh, he has a job I'm about to be.
Well, his rent and car lease are exceedingly high.
He coupled that with his pension for dining out and shopping.
Wait, wait, not shopping for clothes, right?
Yes, look.
He also has a remarkable amount of credit card debt.
I thought your dad paid your cards.
I have a card for emergencies that I pay for myself.
What emergency happened at the LA Zoo?
That's a penguin I sponsor.
They're losing their homes to global warming
and that car gets like seven miles a gallon, so I felt bad.
What is pink cheeks?
It's intimate waxing, but not in a nice way.
Maybe you should find someone to help you get your finances under control.
Like a businessman, is you?
Yo, absolutely not. You can't afford to hire someone who will forbid you from spending your money on foolish expenses.
Hey, it's a foolish expense, and I forbid it.
Oh, what if there's someone who just likes controlling other people and stealing joy from their lives?
He sounds like a sociopath.
We don't know his mother never had him tested.
You're talking about me. Very funny.
Although, I would enjoy drawing up a budget
and forcing Raj to adhere to it without an ounce of compassion.
Wait, wait. Who's going to break it to the penguin?
Okay, Sheldon.
Yeah, I'm putting you in charge of my finances.
I will not spend another penny that you don't authorize.
Very well.
Eight Comic-Con tickets go on sale this Friday.
You can't buy one.
Better luck next time, pink cheeks.
I don't know why I avoided the Harry Potter books for so long.
These are great.
Let's just start at number six.
That's a good one.
Dumbledore dies in that one.
Yeah, I know.
I didn't see it coming either.
Why would you say that?
You brought up a subject?
I contributed an interesting fact on that subject.
It's called the art of conversation.
Hey, your turn.
That was a huge spoiler.
Good.
What is wrong with you?
If I did that, you'd bitch about it for weeks.
Yeah, really, Leonard?
I should have said snake in Stubborn Dorm.
Are you gonna have another one of your hissy fits?
Hissy fits? I have hissy fits!
Yes, and I have a theory why.
Because of your lactose intolerance, you switched over to soy milk.
Soy contains estrogen-mimicking compounds.
I think your morning cocoa puffs are turning you into a hysterical woman.
You are unbelievable.
I don't know why I put up with you. You're controlling or irritating me.
There you go again. Nag, nag, nag.
You're only privin' my point, little lady.
Mad mad mad
This is not exactly the one before you...
This is exactly the fucking same link.
Okay, smartest fucking link down there, I guess.
Yeah, what the fuck?
What's going on here?
I don't know if it's me or if they are all the fucking retarded.
Hang on.
How does the same YouTube video have two different URLs?
Does anyone know how that works?
No, they're not timestamps at all.
So weird.
That's so weird.
Who knows what I did last night?
Anybody?
This Rowan, did I mention anything to you?
I believe you intended to see a film, Mr. Fenton.
That's exactly right. I went to a film, as you charmingly pronounce it, with my beloved
The mother of my children, because life is not just about dollars and cents.
Is it?
No sir.
Saw the front page, lively comedy about the newspaper game.
Enjoyed it tremendously.
The cartoon, the forehand, Mickey Mouse, cast away on a desert island.
I just imagined the hijinks that little, well anyone seen it?
Then you know what I'm talking about?
Gorilla, dancing seals, baby tiger.
At one point Mickey finds a piano.
Not important.
What is important?
He doesn't give up.
He makes the best of the situation.
He stays cheerful.
And in the end,
What happens in the end?
Sails away on a turtle?
Sales away on a turtle!
You see, friends?
Don't let the Mesaeans get you down.
The country is strong, the market is strong,
corners and ghouls is strong.
It is a grand time to make some money.
this shit is so fucking hilarious and funny.
here's a fucking sitcom link, here's a fucking sitcom link, here's a fucking sitcom link,
here's a fucking sitcom link.
It's a fucking sitcom.
The strangest window in the entire world. It's called the Ames window and we showed it to you three years ago on an electric motor spinning around and it did strange things to your brain because it's an operation.
No further questions. Thank you.
Well we had so many letters about it that we decided to make another one. This time a smaller one that you can make at home. You won't need an electric motor to spin it. You can spin it with a piece of cotton thread.
Well, here's the pattern for it.
You notice that it's not a rectangle, it's actually a trapezoid.
It slopes in towards one end.
Now your brain tells you that most windows are rectangles,
even when you know they're not.
And that's the whole basis for the illusion.
What you need to do is to find some thick cardboard,
which is the same color on both sides,
and then mark out around that window.
Now once you've done that, you'll then cut it out with a good pair of scissors,
or one of these safe cutting knives,
and you'll end up with a piece of cardboard shaped like that.
Now you'll also need to mark out the internal spaces on the window.
To do that you can simply press through with a ballpoint pen
and then mark them out with a felt-tipped pen.
Okay, now once you've done that, one more thing to do with your safe cutter
and that's to cut out the spaces there.
This will take you quite some time but at the end of it all
you will have a window that looks just like our big one,
except it's on a small scale.
and you'll shade in with a coloured pen those sides there, making sure that it's exactly the same on each side.
There we are. Now, whichever way you look at that, your brain will tell you that the long end is nearer to you.
Now, it is nearer to you now, but now I'll put it back near my body. Now it's nearer to me, but it still looks as if it's nearer to you, doesn't it?
Because you're used to seeing things bigger when they're closer to you.
Now, here's the spinning motor. It's simply a piece of cotton thread tied to this corner and tied to the other corner.
And I've wound it around in my fingers so that when I let it go in a moment, it'll unwind, the thread will unwind, and you'll see the thing spinning.
There we are. I'll hold it at the same level as your eyes and we'll let it go.
Now, you know that it's turning around in circles. In fact, if you look at it from above, you can see that it's turning around in a circle.
But now your brain is doing something strange.
It's telling you that it's not going around in a circle, but it's oscillating.
In other words, it's turning partway, stopping, and then going back the other way.
Now that's a strange effect, isn't it?
But if you think that's strange, wait till I add something through the middle.
What am I going to add?
Well, I'm going to add a ballpoint pen.
And to do that, I've placed a little piece of double-sided sticky tape on the ballpoint pen.
You can use ordinary sticky tape if you like.
I'll place it right through the center of the window and press it in place, like that.
Now this time, by fixing on the pen, you'll be able to see that the pen is going around in a circle,
and not going backwards and forwards.
But what's your brain going to tell you about the window?
Will your brain allow you to see the window going around in a circle with the pen?
Or are you going to see something really strange?
Have a look at that.
That's unbelievable, isn't it?
You can see the pen going around in a circle, but your brain is telling you that the window is going
far away around and turning and going the other way. And yet in order to do that, the two things
have to pass through one another, the pen and the window. You know it's not possible, you know it
can't happen, and yet as you look at it, you see them going through one another every time they go
around. An amazing illusion, the AIMS window. And I think you're going to have a lot of fun
mic'ing you're on
that's crazy
i was really trying to
get the other few weeks, because a lot of times when you have this of the
collisions you can like force it if you really know that it's happening and you
like really follow the edges of the moving object in the circular or whatever
trajectory it has
but it was impossible to fucking
get out of that one
AI, yeah sure
In August 2021, Nia Jax and Charlotte Claire had what should have been an uneventful match.
Early in the contest, there were several moments where things got a bit stiff,
but nothing out of the ordinary. However, things began to get a bit odd when Charlotte went to
grab Nia and Jax instead got to her feet. Charlotte then slapped Nia in the face, which caused Jax
to snap. The two began legitimate slapping each other and the match completely spun out of control.
The two tried to get the match back on track, but they were clearly not communicating.
The two took a few more physical shots at each other before stumbling their way to the finish.
After it was done, Ninjax gave her side of what happened.
You know, it was the miscommunication. Things got heated, like legit, got heated in that match.
And I did warn her a few times to stop, like, to chill out. And she didn't. And so then I
two-peaced her. And, you know, we came back and, like, once we were calm and, you know, we were
level-headed, we all kind of were just like, all right, got kind of out of hand.
Ironically, almost exactly eight years earlier, a similar incident happened on Monday Night
Raw.
In August 2023, WWE pitted Sin Cara against Alberto D'Aureo.
Less than a minute after the bell rang, Sin Cara performed a suicide dive.
Upon impact, the masked wrestler called for the referee.
The move had dislocated Sin Cara's finger and the match was called off.
Alberto D'Aureo was frustrated by this and became legitimately attacking Sin Cara, forcing
the referee to basically intervene to stop Alberto.
After the incident, they'll real explain why he got so angry and what happened when he and Zuccaro got backstage.
You lazy bastard, stop the match because you broke one of your fingers. I got really mad and I threw him inside the ring and I kicked him for real.
But of course, after the match, I said, I'm sorry, but you're just lazy. What happened? Where's your heart? Where's your pride for the business?
And he was like, well, you know, I just don't want to be here anymore.
I said, well, then me, bro, and he did, he put at the company like two weeks after him.
In 2003, an independent wrestler named Masada got an opportunity to wrestle in WWE.
His opponent was Maven, and the two were meant to have a simple match with Maven getting the win.
After performing a neckbreaker, Masada covered Maven using his right foot.
Maven immediately broke character and took Masada to the mat.
The scuffle ended quickly, and the two got the match back on track.
Maven would address the incident directly on his YouTube channel.
In our business, that's a very derogatory way to cover somebody.
Typically, it's the rookie wrestlers who get humbled by the veterans,
but that's now what happened in this next incident.
In 2005, wrestling legend Rick Steiner was competing in a tag team match in Florida.
One of Steiner's opponents was a man named Vordell Walker.
Once Walker got tagged in, Steiner instantly began taking liberties with the young wrestler.
However, what Rick Steiner didn't realize was that Walker was a legit MMA fighter.
Once Werdell had enough, he began putting back and started grappling with the wrestling veteran.
Walker eventually managed to take stairs to the mat and put him in a hole.
After a bit, both men got back to their feet with Steiner looking exhausted.
Walker taped out, but that wasn't the end of it.
with eight years physical man I was better than them Mr. Corvus. Thank you sir. Thank you very much.
Pretty much. What is this?
Leon, check out the images I sent you. There's something wrong with the president.
Okay. The same black watches. Oh, fuck that guy. I'll check it out.
I
Thought I'd be back here
Steve iris
I can destroy I can anything I want
There is one last living legend that you can call your own.
With our nation's highest collector award,
the Congressional Medal of Honor.
Stay where you are.
I don't like good-looking men.
Sometimes we have to force ourselves upon them because they're so bad.
Mr. President!
I'm sure I want to kiss you so bad.
I don't know.
Don't make me tell that shit.
I'm gonna see you in the place of Mason like no one has ever seen before.
Get him. Jimmy, you got the engine.
and
I'll tell you what I'm saying.
What are you talking about?
It's all about Momo.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about Momo's good girl, Bricco.
She's always so bad.
She's always better than me.
It's more useful to compare yourself to me and get to know me better.
That's all I want to say.
enough ender pearls and in the six live streams that Dream did from October 2020
across them there were 262 barters and so you would expect on average 12 of
those trades to result in ender pearls Dream however got ender pearls
You said no further than this, but in my country there is no daylight savings thing like in other soy boy countries.
So I always catch you very late due to habit. Please clarify.
Clarify what?
Yo mama!
Blaze rods are a bit more simple.
Then you'll get to fucking late.
over the time you kill a blaze over the same fixed blaze dreams dream killed
305 blazes which should give you 152 or 153 blaze rods on average dream got
200 and 11 dream was getting pretty lucky now that we know precisely how
lucky dream was the next step is to calculate what is the actual likelihood
likelihood of someone being that lucky.
What is the probability that you get n to pearls 42 times from 262 barters?
We can work that out using this, the binomial formula.
I love it.
It's such a good formula.
It gives you the exact probability for a specific number of successes.
In here you put the probability of success.
You then raise it to the power of how many successes you want.
And here's the probability of failure, which is the power of all the other times when you
don't want a success.
And the term at the front, that's the choose function which compensates for the number
of different ways you can arrange where the successes are.
So like in this case, we don't care when people get the ender pearls, we just care how many
they get.
Using that formula, we can fill in a whole table to give you the probability that you
We will get any number of successful barters resulting in endopurls, and we plot that.
You can see the most likely is 12, up at 11.6% probability, and this middle clump between
1 and 24 successful barters is 99.9%.
You are overwhelmingly likely to be in this part of the distribution, whereas dream is
at 42 all the way out here.
That has a probability of happening of 0.00, a bunch of zeros, 4.
Although it's slightly deceptive when you're looking this far out to just pick one specific value,
because there's so many other nearby ones it could be.
So what we actually do is we look at the probability of getting this all better,
which is the same number of zeros, but then 5, 6.
I'm actually going to stop writing that as a percentage and just do it as a straight up number.
The probability is 5.6 times 10 to the negative 12 and sometimes it's useful to think of that
in terms of odds and so that is the probability of 1 in 1.8 times 10 to the 11.
We can now repeat the whole process for blaze rods which have a 50% chance of happening
each time you kill a blaze and the probability of getting 211 or more blaze rods out of 305
is 8.8 times 10 to the negative 12. Also incredibly small, not dissimilar to the
other one. And that represents odds of 1 in 1.1 times 10 to the 11. So that's 1
in 110 trillion. Very, very unlikely. And if we assume that these two
probabilities are independent, the chances are both happening. We multiply
them together. And the overall probability is 5.0 times 10 to the
negative 23. That's a 1 in 2 times 10 to the 22 chance. A 2 with 22 zeros after it.
Getting a result as good or better.
Ah, what a dishonorable cock, huh?
Young black men lack emotional intelligence. They have violent communication skills, which
means they don't communicate to understand they communicate to be
offensive or defensive. They don't know how to identify their emotions. The reason
African-Americans commit so many crimes is because they want materialistic items
if they're not stealing things they need if they're stealing things that they
can flip or impress people if they deal with a lot of self-hatred so they
misspend on Prada and Gucci bags to compensate for insecurities. Emotional
intelligence allows you to identify your emotions and fix your flaws. The
street dude is no different than a female, quick to react but slow to reflect.
When you stare at a street dude for too long, they get irritated and actually
what you're looking at, they got the same sassy energy as a female. That's why a
a lot of them are low-key DL because a true masculine man is always a very logical man,
not an emotional man. Today, I'll teach you how to deal with people who lack emotional
intelligence on all levels by using the seven laws of self-control in an emotional mastery
book. Most people with low emotional intelligence develop narcissistic traits, meaning they
don't see the wrong in their actions. Pay attention. Here's an example.
or a boxer or what are you?
Oh, now I'm a teacher.
What do you teach?
Human psychology.
How long did you go to school for?
12 years.
And you didn't get like any kind of degree?
No, only a diploma game.
Do you know you have to have a degree?
You don't, bro.
A degree doesn't matter.
Not in the hood, huh?
Not in the hood, you don't have to have a degree
to teach psychology.
Law 2, most people have already accepted defeat.
You can always tell how much internal shame someone has
how judgmental they are. Maybe you need a psychologist. I love. Misery loves company, right? She's living
a miserable life. You can tell because people who feel good about themselves will never make you feel
bad about yourself. Since she's miserable, struggling with her internal world, she's trying to project
that onto me. If that's the case, I'm an astronaut and I'm Donald Trump. So it's no point in saying
anything right because unhealed people don't ask for no they listen with triggers so silence is
the best response to a fool why are you not talking did you buy your followers by any chance
that's exactly what they want a reaction if i don't give them one i take my power back always
remember when people disrespect you they're dealing with a lot of shame and insecurity when people
struggle internally they project that onto you i posted her making a fool out of herself and the
the video got over a million views but this is the part I want you to pay
attention to after the video went viral we've seen each other again so next time
you want to clip something and give everybody a speech live on that because
you had people after my children so you can go off how about that you have
children what is she doing and whatever this is or what is this you see how she
He made the mistake and put the...
You see what I'm saying?
Well I tell you, don't get children.
We have boy situations like this, alright?
Good stats, I think they're one nearest.
It's for me.
Subscribe, down, go to that.
Zed, do alo, and kill Ritchie.
It works, thank you.
Come back.
I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.
I assure you, I am quite real, and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.
What?
Oh, yes. We are like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt.
Amy, what is he saying?
You wanted me to have a boyfriend, Mother. Well, here he is.
I have to sign off now.
My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.
Oh, yes.
It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.
Ah!
Sheldon!
Thank you, Sheldon. That went very well.
Agreed.
Amy, I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus
at least one time in our relationship.
Bazinga.
Bedtime, please show yourself out.
Bazinga, punk, can I have one?
Does anyone have any words they'd like to say about a man of the evening?
I do.
Oh, um, here's the tradition.
I prepared a series of disrespectful jokes
which generate humor at Howard's expense.
Prepare to have your ribs tickled.
Mm-hmm. Howard.
I always thought you'd be the last one of us
to ever get married
because you are so short and unappealing.
Am I right?
Let's see here.
Oh, seriously, though. Howard,
you're actually one of the most intelligent people I know,
and that's a zinger because you're not.
I've always thought that you'd make someone
a fine husband someday, assuming you'd be able to get the parts
and develop the engineering skills to assemble them,
which I don't see as likely.
Ha-cha!
Okay, let me see here.
Okay, kidding aside, Howard, you are a good friend
and I wish you nothing but happiness.
Bazinga, I don't.
Tell you, double-busing I view.
I'll take my phone map.
I've invented a science joke. Could you like to hear it?
Sure. How many Edison's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many? How many, Chad?
None.
Because it's still the idea.
This question is from Faisal. He says, we are ordered to lower our gaze. So how do we deal
with situations where we have to talk with non-mahram women, like receptionists, sales
women, air hostesses, doctors, teachers, etc.?
rule is general. Allah says and lower some or part of your gaze. Allah did not say lower
your gaze completely. Because then you're gonna lower gaze, look at a boob, so what?
You'll be running into another car. No, you have to distract your gaze if there is an
un-mahram movement. But this cannot be done unless you take the first glance, and the
first glance is yours so I'm driving a woman crosses the road I do this I
realized she's a woman I lower my gaze look the other way not do this and say
oh it's the first gaze I'm still enjoying it no this is how I'm this is
predetermined this is intentional and it's how I'm lower your gaze so fucking
Some cases you're permitted to look at the case of a doctor who is allowed to look where it is necessary.
So a female patient comes and he has to examine that specific place, her hand, her ear.
He only is allowed to look there, not elsewhere, but also a person proposing.
So you propose to a woman, you're entitled to go in the first interview, to look at her and to take a good look, not to pretend that you're shy and look downwards and not see her.
No, take a good look, examine the merchandise, because she's going to do the same to you.
She's going to examine you, and if she doesn't like what she sees, well, then we don't have a green light.
Likewise, some jurors say that you are entitled to look at a woman who is coming to the shop to buy,
because this woman, when she buys a product and goes and comes after an hour and she says,
I bought this product from you and it was defected and I'd like to return it.
If you didn't see her, you said, I don't know, I didn't see, I don't know you.
know you. And then this will not do a good job. You have to see her so that you can recognize
that she, it was the one that bought it from you. But in general, doctors, receptionist,
nurses, etc., you have to lower your gaze. One feels a little bit embarrassed. How can
I, sheikh, speak to someone and do this, excuse me, can you give me this or exchange
this and I have an appointment and not look at them they will be offended so what let them be offended
they're there not to be courteous and socialize with me they're there to do their job likewise if
a teacher and I'm compelled to go to a university and the teacher is a female I have to look at the
board all the time I have to look at my notebooks I have to look elsewhere not on that teacher's
Holy shit, man.
Snappy day, man.
Loco Timo.
Welcome back.
Dude, Jersey.
He's been two years.
Double Zoom.
Double Zoom, double Zoom, double Zoom.
Thank you very much.
Cape to Shader.
Yes, life for f-mastery and Zoday Twix.
Thank you.
Bazinga.
We've done chat.
We've done no further mental gymnastics.
Thank you.
No further mental gymnastics.
Alright.
Lost time chat.
Lost time we had that two...
Ends.
Two meetings with the dragons, but not enough time.
Not almost. Almost, almost.
Today could very well be the day.
We got a day's rest and some radio today rest is feeling good top shape top shape
Okay.
I agree.
Alright.
Let's get it on, bottom left, bottom left, alright we're good, we're good, we're good.
Let's get some good seats then let's get some good seats
Goody-goo.
Already have they got seed, it looks like.
Not quite.
Not quiet.
What the fuck?
Alright, mouse not working.
Alright, we'll get on that.
We'll get on that.
Oh
could be lava or we could be good
great start great start
Hello Mr. Force Hello Chat. It's the playlist by Sari. I've been in and out of the hospital
for the past three months but in a round again. Chat if you want song requests, find me in
the subs channel on Discord. Doesn't matter though, Force and will win today.
true. But then who added the New Genic songs? Isn't that a very recent discovery? Probably
one of the days you were out, I guess. Out and about!
Alright, you heard a man, if you didn't speak TTS, go to the Discord channel. Alright, stick
Stick to gaming music, alright. Stick to gaming music, please.
I think it's out of the gambling problem only if you lose
3 3 3 3 3 3 3...
Childe
Let's see what we can pull out of that.
Okay, Guruvish, yeah.
Push in here for the months.
Something is glowing over here.
Glowing.
of
Alright, let's see what we can do.
Not the fastest entry, but an entry.
wrong hotkey wrong hotkey
noooooooo wood! what is the amount of wood we have? do we have the treasures?
I'm reading out.
Like that boats.
of
Let's get it home.
I'll play it.
No wood.
actually 910
cannot built in
Let's just dive into that, into this, into that, forget about the shovel, into this.
of
I don't have a flint. I'm just gonna go get this.
Maybe there's some golden carrots and some gold armor as well.
I don't have a shovel, that's why. Fuck it!
We'll do it live!
Oh
No good right far too far for Jafar
Oh
Oops
I
Hate
I know how long it's the last
You don't need my eyes to see through
Now I see what I gotta do
I don't want to
Can't I hold on much longer
I'll never let go
I know it's one way trend
I know how long it's the last
I've done it, you gotta think
of
oh my god Jesus it's like
I'm hiding.
Send it.
It's fucking bad man.
It is completely and utterly dead, these built-in doshins are simply no bueno.
rule 1 rule 1 of micro speed when it always takes straight down
of
I don't know where it is.
On the next one then.
That makes sense.
That makes very much sense.
Predictions have started.
Badder is bet everything you have or pussy, bet all your points or pussy badders.
,
too many mine shots I'm getting shafted
That's the...
I
Okay, and I think actually on the two iron
I
Hello, Fawcett and Chad. I am Jewish by living in remersals I think. And today I
saw Fawcett. Then he saw me, he looked at me with disgust. Then he told me free
Palestine and did a Nazi salute then spit on me and left. And now you will deny it,
you fucking pussy. No. That's pretty much sums it up.
of
Which color is Billy again?
So according to Chad, I am a Jewish anti-Sendman.
I don't even know if that's good or bad in your books and I'm being honest.
There's two fucking diamonds, man.
I didn't hear that. Now I hear loud pooping underneath, but then it was nothing but
Yeah
One onion, no chest.
of
Press the wrong, fat finger resets it.
or skips it
well good enough
I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but it's a good idea to play a game like this.
and it locks with no I don't think so
I don't know what...
of
Actually, no, I have not got any Tetris effect, but I have been playing a lot of other games
in between, right?
Minecraft is not really a Tetris effect game, surprisingly, I think.
So, because it feels like it should be, but it's not.
But you're building portals in your dreams.
I actually haven't had a single Minecraft dream in my entire life.
Probably because I don't dream about streaming ever.
Probably related to that.
I can probably count on one hand the amount of dreams about streaming I've had in ten
years of streaming.
What is Tetris Effect?
Tetris effect is when your mind starts racing about a specific, usually like a mechanic
or so in a game.
Most occurring when you play Tetris, right?
You want to see how the puzzle pieces connect to each other in your head, but you can get
different other stuff. For example, another one that I got it from, more of that. Chess,
yeah, chess is a good example. Chess is a good example, I guess, but there's something
I can't remember.
I'll let you know when I remember.
Might never be.
I can't believe I'm bonked for those of you who never had it, it kind of feels like when
Then you have fever rooms kinda.
And you can't stop thinking about a specific thing.
autism, hyper...
focus
alright, let's see here
uhhhh
what are we doing here? we need to get this one
and then we wanna get...
yo, there's a village right here
What the fuck, there's going to be a gun seed had I seen this beforehand.
Oh my god!
Okay, uh, what are we doing here?
We're going to build a portal or keep the obsidian.
We definitely keep those stadiums.
Alright, now we see that from the start, we're pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.
or there in some direction.
Not the closest.
of
FAKE COLD!
NOT FAKE COLD!
I
What's that 11?
4... 11?
Why don't I see it?
Okay.
We have the pearls, we have the string, alright I'm going to be just grabbing this gold, I'm
just kidding.
We have not enough obsidian, even with all the obsidian.
Okay, that's 19, that's 19, come on, one more.
That's kind of no bueno.
Okay, alright, let's go and find that 11.
If it's 11, it has to be built in right?
Cause it's not here.
Yeah, it has to be built in here.
Most likely a Bastion.
No.
But the spoiler is still built in.
It has to be, right?
It has to be built in.
There needs a fire as a potion when you're the best player in the world.
Ah!
Oh, fuck.
That's unlucky, I'll be honest, that is quite unlucky.
That is very unfortunate, but yes, it was a game, kind of game.
Is there a trick where you log out and then...
you spawn at the height really long out and you don't take fall damage
I feel like there is a... I'm not sure if that's allowed, I forgot
Okay, I kill myself, thanks.
We'll kill ourselves later.
Look where I should I have one too, are you sure?
Maybe you're not that smart
Not even a few sessions, not even more
If you have to be so far away
Oh
No bueno
I
No.
I
What the fuck
Wow, what a god shit, man.
of
all right, where do we have lava?
Okay, looks to be a good one.
five
That's unfortunate, that was a pretty good, pretty good full food and shit, you know.
Pretty good, would have been good.
and John Gumbel came back.
Huh?
Multiple...
No more then.
Do my TT thing here, look out, Wilson with the five years, Wilson with the five years,
enjoy your whole bunch, boop, face camera, ah shit, this camera's the script, it's been
around.
Burger Boy, Ross Shambles, name and blood bazooka, welcome back, Shambles for the nine
years though, no message, however, thank you, thank you very much.
The Silent Protector, not the one we need, but the one we deserve.
Oh no.
All those rule breakers.
There's a rule breaker, shit-taker.
I don't know what to do with it.
what the fuck
I got 40 kicks in there.
No blacksmith.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
I see lava but do we have any wood?
you
the
let's go let's go where is it where is my bastion this direction
That's a shit bastion.
Now, can't be done, can't be done, can't be done.
Undoble.
Just like your mama.
Okay, 12 is good, 12 is good.
I
my buns
come on man
give me the stuff
Since you don't own a TV, do you watch movies from a mobile device like some douchebag?
I have a laptop.
These are pretty much the only thing I like to be stood for.
Huge
Eight
Eight the tomato, okay, I'm sure I'll bite
Hey, where's Lara?
Shut up, everyone.
I heard Lara.
And it never again?
I heard Lara.
Okay, this is beautiful.
I
Do I
Come on, don't talk to me here, easy route to the lava place.
Where is it?
Up or down, it has to be down, right?
Oh my, I hate this fucking audience game, it's so bad, they're so bad at this shit.
all right it's fine some three with eight food there
There we go, what do we have?
We have something, we have unfortunately two plus bashings here, one, two, it doesn't matter,
this one's built in so we're just gonna go here on this one.
that was the sweariest shit in my life, I'm gonna go lie
Okay, which one is this based on the this what the fuck are you doing? Why is it attacking me?
I don't know which one this is okay. I think I don't know
I like him.
I like him
I wasn't broken, I catch a grenade for you, run in front of a train for you, run in front
I love the chain for you
Paul, welcome back to the air, 7 of 4 since Manifest, you're cute.
Thank you very much.
Google Puts with the one here.
Join the bad as well.
The book, all private sub.
Pipe, pick, I hear.
And Papyrus, I hear 50 months.
Senoritas.
No, I will not marry you motherfucker, shut the hell up man.
Who do you think you are?
three subs
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
keep the change actually
f**k
I'm getting good stats.
No lava.
I can't believe you done this.
I don't count cameras. I have no idea how many, but it might be a good thing to do, because I eat the same thing every day.
So then I know, if I want to know, would probably be a good thing.
I can't wait until the day when they invent a pill that is the equivalent of a proper
meal. That would be my favorite day. A real dystopian motherfucking hill.
I keep your fucking bed.
You will lose all your teeth.
I mean, you can chew on like gum or whatever when you're streaming or whatever.
You don't have to chew on food, right?
Oh my god.
When you're streaming what are you talking about?
The guy said you will lose all your teeth because he's referring to the fact that if
you don't use them you lose them right and if you never had to eat then you would replace
all your meals with a pill with equivalent nutritional value then you would lose your
teeth because you would never eat and I said then you can chew gum while you're streaming
or whatever right to maintain the faith of using your teeth right while doing something
else you've been maxing that is that you know eating
why not drink soylent i don't know what that is but also i don't think that would
be the equivalent of what i had in mind of nutritional value
that would be identical to proper meals because that doesn't exist
I can tell you that
Because it there's no way that fits in a pill without sci-fi
Sci-fi shenanigans going on we're talking like three meals
Actually, okay, you don't need to have all the meals in one pill. Yes
But still a full like
A big full play with everything you need
Hello, Mr. Fawkes.
Hello.
Call Multivitamin retard, you're fucking retarded.
You are without question retarded.
Yeah.
Is that really a good one?
We can just get a blacksmith there.
How are you Mr. Fawkes?
We're good.
I'll expect one of those follow ups but I guess not, it's not the same game.
It's not a cocksucker.
or it has 9 calories per gram, nearly at least 2K of calories
so you need at least 220 grams of food
at minimum, how do you fit that into a pill?
that's why I said
a futuristic ass fucking sci-fi pill, a stupid ass fucking retard
are you gonna ask how I'm doing?
I would
If I did care how you're doing, but I don't care how you're doing, but I'm going to ask anyway, how you're doing?
To date, no I don't, I guess.
Is that what you want?
I'm not sure what to do with this.
yes thank you now install the fucking language back
and say this is why I didn't care. I knew there was something going on. Something going
on in the shadows of this guy. No one is this kind without wanting to f**k you in the ass.
also
But I'm on it. I'm currently, I'm currently bailing on it.
Don't worry.
uh uh uh
okay we got a good seed here, we got a good seed
not to be mixed up with a god seed
Oh, there's a difference.
All right good stuff give me good stuff I can't see
I need heating man, let me try to scroll back, yeah.
Guess who's back?
Something ain't right.
Hello, Mr. Force. I heard on the internet that pizza was at Sting's Cove for hot little
dough. And I noticed that most of chat is spamming how much they want pizza, and that
they are anxiously waiting for it. Are they pedophiles? Please clarify.
talking about cheese pizza but chat ones pineapple pizza put the same one is
degenerate the other one is pedophilia
that's my favorite
Ah, fucking Aquaman.
Bob, dodge.
Woo!
Fawesome.
I've been drinking a bunch of zeal, sugar, Gatorade's, but now my stomach hurts.
Every time I go to shit, nothing comes out, but it feels like it wants to come out.
My thoughts hurt.
Fawesome.
This sugar-free diet is going to kill me, but by force and I didn't tell it to substitute
it for absolute garbage, alright.
But also, it's not uncommon for people to get bloated, even if you were only drinking
in the water because your shit is adapting.
So yeah, I would recommend drinking nothing but water though, so you establish a baseline
during the transition period. And then you can add a glass of juice if you want that,
you can add a diet coke if you want that, but then at least you know your base value,
you know all the other things will affect you. Hello Mr. Jack, I hope you are all doing well,
including the SMD guy, Mousekin, Spoiler guy, the barters, the ASCII spammers, the 4 and
low guys, the gachi base, and even the weeps, but not the spare me but the old guy, fuck you.
the what spare me butthole guy okay you just gave him like three more months of
fucking fuel.
Fucking water.
I don't know what to do with this.
nothing here
The freest money I've ever made has been betting against horse and beating the juicer.
Not only is he incapable of beating this record, he is unwilling and is probably betting against
himself because he is bored of his grind and wants to play five dollars slot game.
You sound salty. You sound like someone who in fact lost body.
If I'm going to be completely transparent.
Because why would someone who believes that not continue to be against and not inform the rest of the people?
But that's just my analysis of the 148Q.
God, gay, murderer.
2014, 2015, 2015, in my left I see it, okay we probably have to go top side again especially
considering the fact that six obsidian we're not gonna get from obsidian here.
How much obsidian was in the chest upstairs that I didn't loot fully?
It was like 8 or something, right?
I guess it's hard to see that in one second.
Hello, Mr. Pajlider. That Pajlider troll face right facing fist belt.
60... 15...
five beds
this string of models worth five beds
alright we're going to need that obsidian to be twelve obsidian
Hopefully
But I don't think it was 12 I don't think it was 12
No
Oh
It's one of these full of fucking cunts
All the fun, oh fuck
of
Which way? To my right, right? To my right is a spoiler, I believe.
Yeah, I see that little spawner.
I have to full screen off bad monitor 3 for 159.
nine blocks. Okay. Okay for high roll. What altitude are we at? 67. Okay we'll be living
here all right we're gonna have to hope for an XGC portal here
minus nine and I was 11, minus 11.
Come on!
Try again.
I'm sorry.
You are not in a good mood.
I'm sorry.
Minus 6.
Thousand blocks.
That's not possible.
The 20 obsidian, this is very, very possible.
But that is the...
It's dead.
Look for a ruin portal.
It's so unlikely for it to be those cords, to be honest.
It's so unlikely.
It's like impossible, it's like a bit ocean here I mean, we do have pearl spot I mean,
It's not helping.
Yeah, it's not looking great here, it shits.
This would have been so fucking doable if we tried to obsidian though.
I just got fortress but unlucky unlucky
16 pretty good pretty good
the
I
This biomass shit, however
and stuff thank you rose from the ash as welcome back
58 months and Dora gender Mura and Kono Tom was a gifted
Petrotsky and CH2O CHO oh shoo wait a month thank you
I hear it
What the fuck was this?
Garbage.
Where?
What are you doing?
it's up there
where the fuck were you?
That is the wrong altitude, Mr. Lister, the sister fester.
of
the
of
the
of
Okay, and it is real good right about now.
That looks like it could be good.
It is good.
Oh my god, it's real fucking good.
Everyone chill.
Oh my god, there.
Okay, this is insane. Two-minute entry with full food and wood, little blocks, but you
can't have it all, right? Right? Come on, here we go, Chad. Here we go. We're just looking
for that we got a bashing we got a bashing somewhere sub 18 train looking
looking looking you know saying it looking looking
okay okay okay it's rain looking are we on the right path make sure don't choke
okay here we go chat here we go
scary for fortress
uhhhh
fuck
ok
How do I get there?
There?
here
I'm blind
I can't see
Oh, thank you. I'll let her see you again. Here we go, Chad. Here we go.
Many takes.
Other legs.
Many takes.
Where are they?
They're stuck in there.
I'm fucking assassin's creed in my house right now.
I did 14. 13? Was that a 13? Was that a 13? Was that a 13? Wait, this is a minimal chat.
I see it. I see it. It's evil. Let's go ahead and do this, that, this, this, where, whoa,
Well, well, well, we're still obsidian.
Okay, uh, string.
Don't stream me along.
Alright, we gotta go up.
Alright
18 that's so lucky what do you do with that?
I think we're just supposed to throw it out here, there's no good place to go.
Oh my god, dead!
Okay, spawn over there.
only 18, what does that mean, we're fucked
perfect
of
not in any rain
hello mr. Force I was wondering
what is cooler than being cool
nice call
ah well this is fucking dead
dead. We don't have obsidian for that ring.
and it doesn't shut instead
if we had 12 obsidian it would be a lot of away rating
there's no point playing a bad seed
and i make the rules
I have 18 obsidian, what do I do?
I can palhand and try to get to obsidian.
No I want to throw and blame the game.
Chat why am I so unlucky?
You got obsidian where, you fucking retard.
I was more likely to get too obsidian from the fortress chest, but the fortress chests weren't in the position of me traveling there, so...
You are retard.
Okay, some to enter in.
The jinx head?
It's up 2.
Two or three bashings.
Direction 1, Direction 2, go down to 13, Direction 1.
Okay, there's the Bastion.
Bastion we do not know but I think there might be...
You can make it!
What the fuck?
had a fake gold on that one not fake gold but these guys are throwing this guy
Let's throw them. Let's throw in the run.
Okay, this might be enough though.
I remember when the language pack said ZOMA is gone, whenever you did something in your
manikraft attempts last time, is it because you think it's offensive towards ZOMA's
as we've been installed. Knees plated high.
What?
Bro, you're gonna fucking distract me with board pooping during a fucking actual Godseed?
What Godseed? 22.
I mean, it's not a fault. It's just the circumstances have the time to be fair, right?
They didn't choose this, alright.
It's not their fault they had weird parts.
All right, come on Obsidian, what the fuck is with Obsidian, dude?
Wait, where was it?
Where was the Bastion?
Was it forward?
It was forward, right?
Yeah.
It was forward, right? Yeah. North.
Alright, we're not getting any more fucking...
I'm sitting there fucking in front of somebody else.
We're not getting any obsidian here either holy f**k man
Hello, Mr. Force. I checked my bank account and realized I've sent you over $500 in links
and donations this past month. I was wondering if you brought yourself anything nice with you.
What do you think?
Run for it. Come on. You get up to the end. Well, I guess the run is... dead, eh.
Right, that's it then, we don't have to see it.
I bought some good quality food, that's what I bought.
So nice looking veggies, alright some fruits, we got salmon, sea bass and the
count. Potatoes, lots of onions, lots and lots of onions.
Oh, got a lot into the stock market.
Right before Trump tweeted, I am tired of going to war.
Big gains.
Tremendous gains.
Because I know that he knows that nothing ever happens.
So what's the point?
What is the point?
What the hell is this abomination?
Oh, okay.
Where am I?
This could work.
I have to get this first.
Big!
Huge!
Surely this is actually lava, I am not fake lava.
I have a bad feeling about it, but I must be wrong.
For the sake of mankind, I must be wrong.
of
I can't even see this shit.
I can't even see my bashing. I see it, but that is not a nice journey. That is an un-nice
journey. This nice journey I know unless you can ride this way up top.
this is a real fucking Lord of the Rings journey to get to this bastion
I don't like it.
Fucking cursed.
Fuck off.
Oh fuck off.
All done for this piece of shit.
All done for this piece of shit bashing built-in edition
Hell no
Hell no unless we see the fortress
What the fuck my name
Hmm.
Well, I mean, where do we come from?
Okay, so behind could be a fortress technically speaking, of course.
But very unlikely.
Okay, let's just go.
Let's go and see.
It's dead, that's shit.
It's dead.
built in, yeah.
I wasn't dead, no obsidian, unfortunately I played it like a god gamer of course but
we are being bottlenecked by these drop rates of obsidian today, not gonna lie, not going
to joke, pull your leg, all right?
Even though the circumstances allows it.
Very confusing as to what this means.
that's what it is
Nope, I'm never cheated in anything. Oh, maybe I had some warlike when I was 12 playing
work of three mod in counter strike but nothing serious because I am as honorable as man gets
as honorable as they come
Viking heritage
I don't need to cheat in school because I was 148 cube.
All top grades.
upturn siren thing turns up higher next to me than Nathaniel Higerson but one
year says Sadie oh my god go through a chase and see welcome back as well
ocean oceans with the prime service well welcome I'm a viewboat 30 months thank
you Luca underscore welcome back tell you Dodger
...bizzles, thank you, through good.
Much appreciated, oh.
Much as grass, yes, as we say in Spanish.
You know what I'm saying?
Entiendes?
Hi, Fawson. I'm a viewer from Russia and recently I've been recruited to fight in Ukraine.
But the recruiter said that they won't deploy me until Fawson beats XQC.
record. Please Mr. Force, so as long as you can I don't want to die on the front.
I will do what I can for my fellow European countrymen. Alright, don't worry about it.
Stalin at your service.
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Is that a... blow that up?
Oh there it is.
one
of
I
Am I hearing a loud from above?
I hate the audience fucking gay man.
Alright, I'm gonna build a house.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I was just a slumber.
Longest Twitch name ever will be welcomed back in particular because it's a video for
the 4 years, 4s and 4s and 4s and 4s and it's this, thank you very much, I'm sure you can
if I dodged you
What the fuck? Why so many grays for Jesus?
Have to scream. Here it is. The configuration file.
for cheeses we move the next day force and where is the great for Jesus chat I am very
honorable I never cheat that was different that was bugged they were supposed to go away
with the chat option that said clear all effects but it didn't.
f***ing mind shits
All mines.
and
Give me something playable.
Okay, this gets better though.
Fine. Not a great amount.
Awesome. Did you know? You can use the Autopilot to lock onto planets and hold on. My mistake.
Your speedrun attempts look so much like a time loop. But I thought you were playing
utter words, not to be confused with utter words.
Uhh, right.
I rarely do confuse those two, they are completely different games.
Okay, let's go!
What's up 3 at least?
We got 1 bash and behind us, where's the rexion?
Okay, here we go.
Okay, not too bad, not too bad this terrain.
I've seen a lot worse. I've seen a lot worse.
Come on.
I just jinxed it.
I jinxed it.
Ah, shit. It's in my asshole.
I think I see it, I do see it, but what's crossed?
with the stables, right?
no, it's like a bridge, oh shit, well at least we got the fuckin'
blocks for this
I was built in, so we're pretty fucked to begin with.
We are very much fucked, I think.
Donkey Kong or not.
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twenty twenty one twenty two twenty four twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty
28, 29, and a 30, it's a 30.
In the direction of... alright, alright.
First, this one.
I'm not so much today, not so fucking much.
What the f*** is this?
What?
No bueno.
It was a fake fortress, but I was spot on.
Spot on!
On the spot.
Join join joy league or MC once more I
Enjoy sitting on the fat cock more
Alright, someone tearing all of the necessities.
The bare necessities!
Oh my god, this could be a guard run, Shad.
My god, run!
I have fears, I have fears, I have fears, I have fears, I have fears.
I have fears, ok.
Woo!
Fuckin' Chernobyl, my arms, every fuckin' day.
Every day!
18, 1 at 18.
In this direction.
Nice, very nice.
Don't look very possible, to the third.
I'll let it show someone, it can be Chosen, oops, I forgot, yes, it's dead, it's dead.
It's dead inside and outside that seed
what the fuck what the hell
Well, that must be mine, no?
Unless.
of
Pates.
Got any of that wood?
Got any wood?
What if I could?
Bitch.
right welcome back double deep weird guys you heard him out shellard balmalute
eight years though anniversary forcing weird when we stop pretending right
next scene alright next nether entry that's where I'm gonna put all my mighty
by all right don't worry about it all right rock stars are only rocking you
have the time the other time they're breathing in
But not anymore!
Check it out!
Inward singing!
And then I get some lyrics and you get this beat out singing!
Her and their fucking stuff
Oh
well well well this can be done can be
ACS 1, 2, 3
Oh, she's looking at us.
Oh
Hello
All right, it's a tree with some shenanigans some pinnicking
Well, that's a built-in dead seed and forge unfortunate play leader, thank you for the control
excuse me well excuse me princess
6.
One ship over there but...
He's dead.
I hope the skin.
That's amazing.
Oh
shit seed
Alright, portal relage. Here we go. Big, huge, tremendous seed. Potentially. If you
give me a blacksmith
where the fuck is the chest?
fucking shit farm
I'm starting to get pains in my wrists man, pains in my wrists!
They made a little sound.
Nice.
All right, come on. Give me the good stuff. Give me the good stuff.
nothing here
Yeah.
you
I did fuck up.
I'm sure it's fine, right?
i'm sure it's fine
we just have to get a hobo portal, that's it
a real hobo portal
and what better place to get that than
this place right here
what the fuck
oh my god
Alright, come on, hit me with that staff, hit me with the staff staff.
Boom.
Bam.
Oh
Come on come on
Come on!
The worst part of it all is that we actually have two bastions.
That's the worst part of it all.
Oh my god, we have two sub-13 fashions here.
All right, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
Oh my god.
1617 1819 20 21 22 23 24
That is, uh, not enough shenanigans.
now they come
14, no string, we're dead, we're dead, we're dead.
Could it be this?
The most earned is this.
Okay, this could be a huge scene.
Huge.
Dig a scene.
Looking good as long as we don't get fired at by a fucking acro man.
Okay, let's go!
I got one, no, here you got nothing!
Nothing!
I got 1 at 20.
I didn't get nothing.
Shit.
That was a good entry too.
One cycle of the map.
Marko 119, no, 80 for 34 ones, yup.
Ah.
Oh my god.
Come on!
Nope.
They said no.
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very doable hey you come here come here
okay very doable
five o'clock
Alright, let's go, please be lava.
save this run. Welcome back Slypherson, Steve Nibbela, thank you very much.
What the fuck?
Come on, give me the good stuff.
Alright we got 1 bash and 2 lose, 2 bash and let's check on the 13, 14, this direction.
ok let's go let's go let's go
But it's actually real good. Real good chat.
fashion and the fortress is there okay everyone channel I do think in this
direction which is east okay
oh
no
No!
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get the fucking home man.
We don't have pearls, we don't have string, we don't have fucking garbage, shit, bashing.
Why are you still here man?
14
Regiscoped threats
East
No pearls, no stream.
It's a G to the G, to be honest with you.
This doesn't work at all.
someone said that would work
Alright, we're going to return.
Is it at the top now?
fucking lag
10, 11, 12, 13, 14, I mean, fucking 9.
minus nine
good evening mr force i wanted to say that i have been watching you for many
years force
and i really know that you are a good human being
skilled in whatever you touch and be pretty smart
and i'll find us a new word
I'm just kidding, eco-food.
The ninja brain doesn't work.
It's buggy.
I can afford one fucking bed.
I can't even afford to kill myself.
I have soft two eyes.
on the dot on the dot
two hundred and nine blocks in the nether
two bar
I would actually use a dead run.
What?
fuck it i'm going for the portal
yeah i know
there's a lot of iron in there
YOLO
no onion, no onion
looking good, looking good
Oh golden carrots now we're talking carry me
No
Okay
Let's go!
Sub 3 for the fool, let's go!
One dash in!
Everyone chill, everyone chill, everyone chill.
Ah, fucking shit that shit.
fuck
I
The fuck is this game about
That's built into this run is dead.
This run is gigafucking dead.
Unfortunately any other bastion would have been fine built in but not that one.
Hello, Mr. Force. I regret to inform I've reported this stream for false advertisement.
Your title says taking back the world record, but I checked the books, and it was never
yours to begin with. My sincere apologies and best of luck in future endeavours.
The first of which we'll directly talk about. I'm talking about baiting donuts. I'm sure
I don't know what to do with it.
Okay, that could be something.
All right, we got 220 entry boys with food, blocks, no bastion, that's a big problem.
I refuse.
I heckin' refuse!
that's a big problem
No, I can't flash, don't worry about it, I can't flash, I go top and go to top, I hit
I can't flash, don't worry about it, I hit
20 minutes, don't worry about it, I see the water
I can't flash, don't worry about it, I hit
You are so stupid, stupid, they're here
What a legend, huh?
What a legend.
this seed unlike the seed the Frisian sheriff see why similar come on G they
can't get it said in Turkey welcome back
oh my god okay we warmed up now boys look at these guns we're gonna go for the
big weights oh my god
Ready?
Five hours to warm up, not even getting old.
until I tell you about your momma or that fucking desert.
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a
of
Enjoy your gravel, bitch.
Not good enough.
that towel
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Big food, not big food, but it's fine.
Diamond would have been nice for the bice.
Mushroom Kingdom!
Bombs!
Shake a la-la-la in you!
No mercy and tumble!
I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I'm going to try to do it in a different way.
I'm not sure if this is the right way, but I'm going to try to do it in a different way.
the
hell is going on.
nothing here
What's going on?
of
them and
it contained
All right, big blacksmith here, let's go.
20 obsidian
bread smith
another one
Why?
I
Just got a hop in here
Bob and Weak
Turn them against each other
Oh my god
Fuck
Are you fucking fooling?
Oh my god
I'm going to use my golf.
I'm a building.
Mr. Force.
No.
In about two hours and thirty minutes, NASA will launch our energy.
No!
Send astronauts around the moon for the first time in over 50 years.
Are you going to watch it, or are you going to bed?
I'm definitely going to bed.
Why the fuck when I watch it, they're already being to the moon fucking 50 years ago.
What the fuck?
Don't make any sense.
Okay, what do you want to do with that?
Hello.
Okay.
There's Pocobots.
Hey, whoa.
What have you got, whoa?
21.
Alright, let's go! Lava Lava Lava Lava Lava Lava Lava Lava Lava Lava Lava Lava Lava
I love I love
Go go go
Right of all.
Excuse me.
Where's the buckets?
All right, we've lost one bashing over at this direction.
Oh
what the fuck look at what I'm doing on the ground oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my
god oh my god what the fuck what the fuck is this game about
What is it about I mean a piece walked off anyway we had no trades there I think
I like you.
Fuckin' potato.
I like this potato.
I don't like reading about this potato.
It's the first time I see a door here.
Is this normal?
I have never seen a door here.
In this direction.
What?
I've never seen this door. Is this standard?
What? Who am I?
You're Biden.
It's an anomaly.
Turn back.
Turn back!
If I could turn back time!
N'gattos all the ceremony runs. Yeah, I rubbed wet. Welcome back, Mr. Gwyneth. Thank you. Seven biggest use of all time. Welcome back
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go
Alright, did you guess the neat question mark?
What about playing dance?
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.
Ain't a lot of got time for diamonds, we outta here.
Ain't a lot of got time for diamonds, get out of here.
One bashing in this direction, maybe just over this hill, who knows.
i know
You can't make this jump. I can make this jump.
Um...
Okay, here we go.
Don't do that.
I
Let's go.
That's right.
ok no sand no bueno ok this is looking fairly good
But we shall try upstairs
To the right
What the f-
Fuck off
No, I don't think so.
Alright, this one is built in too, right?
Fucking shit.
It's dead, it's dead, no obsidian, we're done, we're done, done so.
We are done, Zodja. I'm afraid that...
Nothing but dead seeds, huh?
That's unfortunate.
That is unfortunate.
But what is fortunate is that I will return tomorrow, alright?
Grand return tomorrow.
That's a grand wizard.
But that is done.
Now it's now 10k's watching play.
Thanks for the subs. Re-subs.
You can subs. Litticals.
Social credits, okay?
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, all right?
Bye-bye.
There, there, there, there, there, there, there.