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"text": " and i see"}, {"start": 877.52, "end": 879.52, "text": " you didn't even leave anything"}, {"start": 879.52, "end": 881.52, "text": " you can't return"}, {"start": 887.52, "end": 889.52, "text": " president of as well i'm a daughter"}, {"start": 889.52, "end": 891.52, "text": " of science punch bob toy"}, {"start": 893.52, "end": 895.52, "text": " 469 in prison"}, {"start": 895.52, "end": 901.36, "text": " What the fuck am I reading?"}, {"start": 901.36, "end": 907.4, "text": " This costs 32 cents per second, daily lesson."}, {"start": 907.4, "end": 911.3199999999999, "text": " Daily lesson."}, {"start": 911.3199999999999, "end": 912.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 912.8, "end": 915.72, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 915.72, "end": 918.64, "text": " Very well."}, {"start": 918.64, "end": 930.92, "text": " Let's see, we do have links indeed, I see it."}, {"start": 930.92, "end": 937.36, "text": " We see it."}, {"start": 937.36, "end": 938.88, "text": " No further links would 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Thank you"}, {"start": 948.76, "end": 953.4, "text": " Lightfoot Sam welcome back glow than if any Karen genics 32"}, {"start": 953.4, "end": 961.52, "text": " Dawson is literally the prophet of Islam force and CD forson is literally the prophet of Islam force and CD forson"}, {"start": 961.52, "end": 968.36, "text": " Is literally the prophet of Islam force and CD forson is literally the prophet of Islam forson"}, {"start": 969.88, "end": 971.88, "text": " His trunk would say"}, {"start": 972.8, "end": 976.04, "text": " But we got links let's see first thing of the day"}, {"start": 999.88, "end": 1000.38, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1001.88, "end": 1003.38, "text": " Go, go, go!"}, {"start": 1004.38, "end": 1005.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1005.88, "end": 1006.38, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 1006.88, "end": 1007.88, "text": " I've got him on the groove."}, {"start": 1010.88, "end": 1011.88, "text": " Okay, never mind."}, {"start": 1020.88, "end": 1023.88, "text": " Good evening, and happy Easter, Mr. Fawkes."}, {"start": 1023.88, "end": 1036.88, "text": " Okay, and you'll run to my favorite community on this earth, and here's a link in case you said no more links, because who actually follows that order? Love you for some time."}, {"start": 1053.88, "end": 1055.88, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 1064.44, "end": 1066.68, "text": " Awesome. Good morning."}, {"start": 1066.68, "end": 1068.48, "text": " Here is My Link."}, {"start": 1068.48, "end": 1071.88, "text": " Enjoy his first joy and laughter."}, {"start": 1072.5800000000002, "end": 1074.48, "text": " No more learnings!"}, {"start": 1077.44, "end": 1078.94, "text": " Is this Hajji's jump off?"}, {"start": 1078.94, "end": 1080.44, "text": " Get out of the seat."}, {"start": 1080.48, "end": 1081.48, "text": " Yeah Highness."}, {"start": 1081.48, "end": 1086.42, "text": " No longer get to my stipend. That's not allowed."}, {"start": 1086.42, "end": 1091.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1091.4, "end": 1092.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1092.4, "end": 1094.4, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1094.4, "end": 1096.3600000000001, "text": " Dude, I didn't see the guy talk."}, {"start": 1096.3600000000001, "end": 1098.68, "text": " Dude, I didn't see the guy talk."}, {"start": 1098.68, "end": 1100.68, "text": " No, no!"}, {"start": 1100.68, "end": 1103.68, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1103.68, "end": 1105.68, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1105.68, "end": 1107.52, "text": " Who's still up? Who's still up?"}, {"start": 1107.52, "end": 1109.32, "text": " Rocko. Rocko."}, {"start": 1109.32, "end": 1110.44, "text": " Who am I gonna shoot?"}, {"start": 1110.44, "end": 1112.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1127.72, "end": 1129.72, "text": " Holy crap"}, {"start": 1140.44, "end": 1142.44, "text": " Oh my God, and it's peanut?"}, {"start": 1142.44, "end": 1143.44, "text": " Just fuck, bro."}, {"start": 1143.44, "end": 1145.44, "text": " What the hell is he talking about for me?"}, {"start": 1145.44, "end": 1148.44, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 1148.44, "end": 1149.44, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 1149.44, "end": 1150.44, "text": " Go, go, go, go!"}, {"start": 1150.44, "end": 1152.44, "text": " No need to fucking-"}, {"start": 1152.44, "end": 1154.44, "text": " He's panicking!"}, {"start": 1154.44, "end": 1156.44, "text": " He's panicking!"}, {"start": 1156.44, "end": 1158.44, "text": " Alright, Dad. How's that for panicking, you bitch?"}, {"start": 1158.44, "end": 1160.44, "text": " How's that for panicking?"}, {"start": 1160.44, "end": 1162.44, "text": " How's that for panicking, you motherfucker?"}, {"start": 1162.44, "end": 1165.44, "text": " How's that for panicking?"}, {"start": 1165.44, "end": 1167.44, "text": " How's that for panicking?"}, {"start": 1167.44, "end": 1169.44, "text": " At least annoying VTB"}, {"start": 1191.94, "end": 1193.94, "text": " Hey, he just ran"}, {"start": 1193.94, "end": 1199.5800000000002, "text": " Is he running from the killer or? What's going on?"}, {"start": 1202.26, "end": 1209.02, "text": " Leon behind me Leon behind me Leon. I don't think Leon players should be allowed to play past 8 p.m"}, {"start": 1214.8200000000002, "end": 1219.1000000000001, "text": " Okay, why is my gnome erect right now? You guys see this right here?"}, {"start": 1219.1000000000001, "end": 1224.94, "text": " Why is the gnome sticking so far from the body? 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NO WAY!"}, {"start": 1294.66, "end": 1296.66, "text": " You think you win this?"}, {"start": 1296.66, "end": 1297.66, "text": " Now?"}, {"start": 1297.66, "end": 1298.66, "text": " Yo, peep it?"}, {"start": 1298.66, "end": 1299.66, "text": " Peep game real quick."}, {"start": 1305.66, "end": 1306.66, "text": " It's friend burst."}, {"start": 1310.66, "end": 1312.66, "text": " Yeah, this saw is just not working for me, I think."}, {"start": 1313.66, "end": 1314.66, "text": " There we go, now you're dead."}, {"start": 1317.66, "end": 1319.66, "text": " Is this- is this pallet just not curve-bleat, I think?"}, {"start": 1322.66, "end": 1323.66, "text": " I'm coming!"}, {"start": 1323.66, "end": 1324.66, "text": " I'm coming!"}, {"start": 1324.66, "end": 1325.66, "text": " I'm coming!"}, {"start": 1325.66, "end": 1327.66, "text": " She wouldn't leave me, right?"}, {"start": 1327.66, "end": 1329.5800000000002, "text": " She wouldn't leave me."}, {"start": 1329.5800000000002, "end": 1335.66, "text": " We all, we each find a hatch, okay?"}, {"start": 1335.66, "end": 1337.66, "text": " Fuck you, Ada!"}, {"start": 1337.66, "end": 1339.66, "text": " Are you waiting for your teammate?"}, {"start": 1339.66, "end": 1340.66, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1340.66, "end": 1341.66, "text": " He's away!"}, {"start": 1341.66, "end": 1342.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1342.66, "end": 1343.66, "text": " He's over here!"}, {"start": 1343.66, "end": 1344.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1344.66, "end": 1345.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1345.66, "end": 1346.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1346.66, "end": 1347.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1347.66, "end": 1348.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1348.66, "end": 1349.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1349.66, "end": 1351.66, "text": " Hey, he's over here. Hey"}, {"start": 1352.66, "end": 1354.66, "text": " He's over here. Let's get him"}, {"start": 1355.0600000000002, "end": 1357.18, "text": " Look at him. Look at this"}, {"start": 1358.8600000000001, "end": 1363.66, "text": " Look at these motherfuckers. Where's the gate? Where's the gate? Is it open?"}, {"start": 1364.8200000000002, "end": 1366.8200000000002, "text": " Look at them"}, {"start": 1368.66, "end": 1370.66, "text": " Why is there two?"}, {"start": 1370.66, "end": 1372.66, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 1375.6000000000001, "end": 1381.94, "text": " oh my god we did it let's fucking go bro I'll trust you you got me or what you"}, {"start": 1381.94, "end": 1389.6200000000001, "text": " got new update to characters versus eight alright"}, {"start": 1400.66, "end": 1405.66, "text": " Infinity cannot handle that kind of punishment. Not again."}, {"start": 1405.66, "end": 1407.66, "text": " This isn't about us or this ship anymore."}, {"start": 1407.66, "end": 1410.66, "text": " Sir, we've seen what the Dindac is capable of."}, {"start": 1410.66, "end": 1414.66, "text": " If we let him leave this world, humanity will be at risk."}, {"start": 1414.66, "end": 1418.66, "text": " Look, I understand what you think you saw."}, {"start": 1418.66, "end": 1419.66, "text": " Think?"}, {"start": 1419.66, "end": 1423.66, "text": " With all due respect, sir, I know what I saw."}, {"start": 1423.66, "end": 1427.66, "text": " And with all due respect to you, soldier, I'm not willing to jeopardize my ship"}, {"start": 1427.66, "end": 1430.0600000000002, "text": " to jeopardize my ship because of the hallucinations"}, {"start": 1430.0600000000002, "end": 1433.5, "text": " of an aging Spartan and his malfunctioning AI."}, {"start": 1435.26, "end": 1436.8600000000001, "text": " Sir, what if he's right?"}, {"start": 1441.26, "end": 1445.0600000000002, "text": " Now, as soon as we know we're airtight,"}, {"start": 1445.0600000000002, "end": 1447.5, "text": " I want a course later to Carine station."}, {"start": 1447.5, "end": 1449.5, "text": " Come, prepare a warning beacon."}, {"start": 1449.5, "end": 1459.5, "text": " I will not allow him to leave this planet!"}, {"start": 1459.5, "end": 1461.5, "text": " Cortana."}, {"start": 1461.5, "end": 1467.5, "text": " I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to do that."}, {"start": 1467.5, "end": 1478.5, "text": " Commander Lasky, pursuant to article 55 of UNSC regulation 1214572, I'm ordering you to remove that AI data chip and retire it for final dispensation."}, {"start": 1478.5, "end": 1480.5, "text": " You don't want me to..."}, {"start": 1480.5, "end": 1482.5, "text": " Remove the chip now, Commander."}, {"start": 1484.5, "end": 1485.5, "text": " Please..."}, {"start": 1485.5, "end": 1487.5, "text": " I don't want to..."}, {"start": 1490.5, "end": 1493.5, "text": " Give me that chip."}, {"start": 1493.5, "end": 1496.5, "text": " The didact has to be stopped."}, {"start": 1496.5, "end": 1499.5, "text": " If you won't do that, I will."}, {"start": 1502.5, "end": 1505.5, "text": " I am ordering you..."}, {"start": 1505.5, "end": 1508.5, "text": " To surrender that AI!"}, {"start": 1509.5, "end": 1511.5, "text": " No, sir."}, {"start": 1512.5, "end": 1514.5, "text": " Lieutenant! Arrest that man!"}, {"start": 1514.5, "end": 1516.5, "text": " Captain! Arrest him! Captain!"}, {"start": 1516.5, "end": 1521.5, "text": " Get word to word that trouble is coming. Cortana and I will do what we can back here."}, {"start": 1528.5, "end": 1534.5, "text": " I can give you over 40,000 reasons why I know that Sun isn't real."}, {"start": 1535.5, "end": 1541.0, "text": " I know it because the emitter's Rayleigh effect is disproportionate to its suggested size."}, {"start": 1542.0, "end": 1548.0, "text": " I know it because its stellar cycle is more symmetrical than that of an actual star."}, {"start": 1549.0, "end": 1555.0, "text": " But for all that, I'll never actually know if it looks real."}, {"start": 1556.0, "end": 1559.0, "text": " If it feels real."}, {"start": 1565.5, "end": 1570.54, "text": " before this is all over promise me you'll figure out which one of us is the"}, {"start": 1570.54, "end": 1572.82, "text": " machine"}, {"start": 1576.5, "end": 1582.18, "text": " Judas so what's your plan"}, {"start": 1582.18, "end": 1586.38, "text": " infinities track the Dye-Dax vessel to a docking structure southeast of here we'll"}, {"start": 1586.38, "end": 1590.98, "text": " jump ship as infinity exits the roof you know I'll sit down here with"}, {"start": 1590.98, "end": 1592.98, "text": " in order to prevent it from leaving."}, {"start": 1594.98, "end": 1595.98, "text": " In case you're..."}, {"start": 1595.98, "end": 1597.98, "text": " They already left."}, {"start": 1598.98, "end": 1601.98, "text": " Rise from your grave!"}, {"start": 1609.98, "end": 1613.98, "text": " Of course I'm on your side, but I still have to sell the stuff."}, {"start": 1613.98, "end": 1617.98, "text": " Just pick what you want. I'll handle the rubies."}, {"start": 1617.98, "end": 1619.98, "text": " You can't take me out"}, {"start": 1647.98, "end": 1649.98, "text": " I'm a turner"}, {"start": 1677.98, "end": 1679.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1702.98, "end": 1704.98, "text": " It's a king shoot"}, {"start": 1737.98, "end": 1766.18, "text": " Okay, that was um, something."}, {"start": 1766.18, "end": 1769.18, "text": " Well, there's another human being."}, {"start": 1769.18, "end": 1771.18, "text": " They've turning forty-seven."}, {"start": 1771.18, "end": 1773.18, "text": " You didn't say no more than..."}, {"start": 1773.18, "end": 1774.18, "text": " I did!"}, {"start": 1774.18, "end": 1775.18, "text": " You died, Chef!"}, {"start": 1775.18, "end": 1776.18, "text": " Fuck off!"}, {"start": 1776.18, "end": 1778.18, "text": " Train link for the luncheon."}, {"start": 1778.18, "end": 1781.18, "text": " Anything bad you say about it is considered anti-Semitic."}, {"start": 1781.18, "end": 1786.18, "text": " Imagine there's a whole human being living on a planet populated with nothing but chimps."}, {"start": 1786.18, "end": 1787.18, "text": " Get out of my lab!"}, {"start": 1787.18, "end": 1790.18, "text": " Oh, now they're so much smarter than dogs."}, {"start": 1790.18, "end": 1792.18, "text": " Have you seen them on those little bicycles?"}, {"start": 1792.18, "end": 1795.18, "text": " Get out!"}, {"start": 1795.18, "end": 1796.48, "text": " How about Dolphins?"}, {"start": 1796.48, "end": 1797.48, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 1800.48, "end": 1802.48, "text": " Oh, come on, how was the first day with Hawking?"}, {"start": 1802.48, "end": 1803.48, "text": " It was great."}, {"start": 1803.48, "end": 1804.98, "text": " We talked about movies."}, {"start": 1804.98, "end": 1806.98, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1806.98, "end": 1808.48, "text": " I showed him some card tricks."}, {"start": 1808.48, "end": 1810.48, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1810.48, "end": 1812.48, "text": " He even let me read a couple pages from his new book."}, {"start": 1812.48, "end": 1814.48, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1816.48, "end": 1818.48, "text": " Something got you down there, Bunky?"}, {"start": 1819.48, "end": 1821.98, "text": " Howard, please, I'm begging you."}, {"start": 1821.98, "end": 1825.98, "text": " Well, sure, our group is story, and a shelter never begged before."}, {"start": 1825.98, "end": 1826.98, "text": " Three times."}, {"start": 1826.98, "end": 1830.98, "text": " He begged the Fox network not to cancel Firefly."}, {"start": 1830.98, "end": 1836.98, "text": " He begged the TNT network to cancel Babylon 5."}, {"start": 1836.98, "end": 1838.98, "text": " And when he got food poisoning at the Rose Bowl parade,"}, {"start": 1838.98, "end": 1844.98, "text": " he begged a deity he doesn't believe in to end his life quickly."}, {"start": 1844.98, "end": 1847.98, "text": " Do you understand how important Hawking is to me?"}, {"start": 1847.98, "end": 1851.98, "text": " When I was six 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"text": " Kof,"}, {"start": 1882.58, "end": 1883.74, "text": " binary coded ASCII,"}, {"start": 1883.74, "end": 1884.58, "text": " 0-1-1,"}, {"start": 1884.58, "end": 1885.42, "text": " 0-1-1,"}, {"start": 1885.42, "end": 1886.26, "text": " 0-1-1,"}, {"start": 1890.26, "end": 1891.1, "text": " It's actually 0-1-1,"}, {"start": 1891.1, "end": 1891.94, "text": " 0-1-1,"}, {"start": 1891.94, "end": 1892.78, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1894.02, "end": 1896.42, "text": " I'm not asking for me."}, {"start": 1896.42, "end": 1897.82, "text": " I'm asking for Hawking."}, {"start": 1900.06, "end": 1901.14, "text": " Let me try gangsta."}, {"start": 1901.14, "end": 1902.18, "text": " Hell's no!"}, {"start": 1902.98, "end": 1904.98, "text": " Okay, look, how about this?"}, {"start": 1904.98, "end": 1907.98, "text": " Just give him my paper on the Higgs boson."}, {"start": 1907.98, "end": 1909.98, "text": " If he sees the incredible breakthrough I've made,"}, {"start": 1909.98, "end": 1910.98, "text": " he'll reach out to me."}, {"start": 1910.98, "end": 1911.98, "text": " What if he doesn't?"}, {"start": 1911.98, "end": 1912.98, "text": " He will."}, {"start": 1912.98, "end": 1913.98, "text": " He's really smart."}, {"start": 1913.98, "end": 1914.98, "text": " That's an interesting idea."}, {"start": 1914.98, "end": 1915.98, "text": " Why don't you give me a minute?"}, {"start": 1915.98, "end": 1917.98, "text": " Say, talk it over with my friends."}, {"start": 1917.98, "end": 1918.98, "text": " How do I do that?"}, {"start": 1918.98, "end": 1919.98, "text": " Walk away."}, {"start": 1919.98, "end": 1920.98, "text": " Walk away."}, {"start": 1920.98, "end": 1924.98, "text": " Why don't you give me a minute to talk it over with my friends?"}, {"start": 1924.98, "end": 1925.98, "text": " How do I do that? Walk away!"}, {"start": 1925.98, "end": 1926.98, "text": " Walk away!"}, {"start": 1936.98, "end": 1938.98, "text": " Shalom so silly."}, {"start": 1946.98, "end": 1949.98, "text": " I got half a dozen witnesses that place you on the scene."}, {"start": 1949.98, "end": 1951.78, "text": " We know you were at the bank."}, {"start": 1951.8600000000001, "end": 1954.32, "text": " I'm telling you, I wasn't there."}, {"start": 1957.7, "end": 1958.7, "text": " Thanks, Mark."}, {"start": 1960.8, "end": 1964.0, "text": " This is, uh, quite the rap sheet you've got here."}, {"start": 1964.7, "end": 1968.0, "text": " Says you served 20 years for man's laughter."}, {"start": 1968.9, "end": 1970.34, "text": " Must have been quite the joke."}, {"start": 1970.4, "end": 1971.9, "text": " You mean man's slaughter?"}, {"start": 1975.18, "end": 1979.04, "text": " Well, they know your boss didn't want cash."}, {"start": 1979.04, "end": 1982.04, "text": " So, what was the point of the robbery? What did he want?"}, {"start": 1982.04, "end": 1985.04, "text": " I wasn't there."}, {"start": 1985.04, "end": 1987.04, "text": " You think you're so smart."}, {"start": 1987.04, "end": 1992.04, "text": " Well, I think my body cam might tell a different story."}, {"start": 1992.04, "end": 1994.04, "text": " Ed!"}, {"start": 1995.04, "end": 1998.04, "text": " Technology really is something."}, {"start": 1998.04, "end": 2002.04, "text": " Police squad is all about transparency these days."}, {"start": 2002.04, "end": 2006.04, "text": " Where did he keep beeping about, pal?"}, {"start": 2006.04, "end": 2010.04, "text": " Dispatch, this is Dreppin, 10-7."}, {"start": 2010.04, "end": 2013.04, "text": " Oh, yeah, chili dog."}, {"start": 2013.04, "end": 2016.04, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 2016.04, "end": 2018.04, "text": " Breakfast of champions."}, {"start": 2018.04, "end": 2020.04, "text": " A little black coffee."}, {"start": 2020.04, "end": 2022.04, "text": " Okay, you can fast-forward a bit."}, {"start": 2024.04, "end": 2026.04, "text": " License and versions, choice, please."}, {"start": 2026.04, "end": 2031.04, "text": " Uh, uh, this is a mine."}, {"start": 2031.04, "end": 2033.04, "text": " Uh, excuse me."}, {"start": 2033.04, "end": 2036.04, "text": " Oh, boy. Listen, uh, you seem like a decent fellow."}, {"start": 2036.04, "end": 2039.04, "text": " I'll let you off at the morning. Have a great day. Bye."}, {"start": 2039.04, "end": 2044.04, "text": " It's much later in the day. Fast forward a while."}, {"start": 2044.04, "end": 2046.04, "text": " You'll see. Just wait."}, {"start": 2046.04, "end": 2049.04, "text": " Oh, maybe it's a back room."}, {"start": 2049.04, "end": 2052.04, "text": " Oh, God. Come on. Move, move, move."}, {"start": 2052.04, "end": 2054.04, "text": " Focus, Frank. Focus."}, {"start": 2054.04, "end": 2056.04, "text": " You got this. You got this."}, {"start": 2060.04, "end": 2061.04, "text": " Maybe a little more."}, {"start": 2061.04, "end": 2063.04, "text": " I'm gonna ruin another suit."}, {"start": 2063.04, "end": 2065.04, "text": " Florence."}, {"start": 2065.04, "end": 2066.04, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 2067.04, "end": 2068.04, "text": " Freeze person!"}, {"start": 2069.04, "end": 2071.04, "text": " Uh, they're blind, man."}, {"start": 2071.04, "end": 2074.44, "text": " You're disgusting, you stupid idiot."}, {"start": 2074.44, "end": 2079.04, "text": " The rest fell into the Web 13, you freak."}, {"start": 2079.04, "end": 2084.24, "text": " Can't get it up without the stanch of milk on your chin."}, {"start": 2084.24, "end": 2086.24, "text": " Don't you dare."}, {"start": 2086.24, "end": 2087.24, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 2087.24, "end": 2088.24, "text": " Don't eat it."}, {"start": 2088.24, "end": 2089.24, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 2089.24, "end": 2090.24, "text": " Don't eat it."}, {"start": 2090.24, "end": 2091.24, "text": " Don't eat it."}, {"start": 2091.24, "end": 2092.24, "text": " Don't eat it."}, {"start": 2092.24, "end": 2093.24, "text": " Don't eat it."}, {"start": 2093.24, "end": 2094.24, "text": " Don't eat it."}, {"start": 2094.2400000000002, "end": 2095.92, "text": " Don't you dare."}, {"start": 2095.92, "end": 2097.0400000000004, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 2097.0400000000004, "end": 2098.6400000000003, "text": " Don't eat it."}, {"start": 2098.6400000000003, "end": 2101.0400000000004, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 2101.0400000000004, "end": 2102.96, "text": " I had five more that day."}, {"start": 2102.96, "end": 2104.1600000000003, "text": " Still better, Frank?"}, {"start": 2104.1600000000003, "end": 2105.0400000000004, "text": " Better believe it."}, {"start": 2112.0000000000005, "end": 2113.0400000000004, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2113.0400000000004, "end": 2114.8, "text": " That's you inside the bank."}, {"start": 2114.8, "end": 2115.92, "text": " Lean this dick."}, {"start": 2115.92, "end": 2116.6400000000003, "text": " OK, fine."}, {"start": 2116.64, "end": 2130.7999999999997, "text": " Doesn't quite have the same charm as in previous Naked Guns but I should probably watch it anyway."}, {"start": 2130.7999999999997, "end": 2137.92, "text": " Years. You guys know me. You come to me for comedy advice but you also come to me for"}, {"start": 2137.92, "end": 2144.08, "text": " life advice and you know my style by now. I'm big into prepping. I'm big into EDC."}, {"start": 2144.08, "end": 2147.06, "text": " That's everyday carry for you layman out there"}, {"start": 2147.06, "end": 2152.74, "text": " You're not gonna catch me without a knife and a gallon of gas because when shit hits the fan"}, {"start": 2152.74, "end": 2159.52, "text": " I know that to rebuild society. I'm gonna need a pocket knife and a gallon of gas"}, {"start": 2159.52, "end": 2174.8, "text": " That's why I all carry my jump-minute kit."}, {"start": 2174.8, "end": 2181.0, "text": " The thing about this kit, it doesn't look out of place or weird."}, {"start": 2181.0, "end": 2190.08, "text": " What I'm trying to convince people that I'm normal, that I'm cool, that I have it under"}, {"start": 2190.08, "end": 2191.58, "text": " control, they're looking at me for guidance."}, {"start": 2191.58, "end": 2194.58, "text": " What are we going to do if the nooks go off?"}, {"start": 2194.58, "end": 2195.58, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 2195.58, "end": 2197.58, "text": " I got it right here."}, {"start": 2197.58, "end": 2198.58, "text": " Jump medic."}, {"start": 2198.58, "end": 2199.58, "text": " That's the brand."}, {"start": 2199.58, "end": 2200.58, "text": " Remember the name guys."}, {"start": 2200.58, "end": 2206.94, "text": " All I know is that when shit hits the fan, after Charlottesville 2 and the BGCF"}, {"start": 2206.94, "end": 2212.42, "text": " coming up and I see a man coming up my lawn I'm gonna have my rifle my ar-15"}, {"start": 2212.42, "end": 2217.26, "text": " customized rifle I don't buy off the shelf I go nuts with the rifle"}, {"start": 2217.26, "end": 2221.46, "text": " customization okay I use these special bullets called young wolves and when I"}, {"start": 2221.46, "end": 2228.06, "text": " see the G2 neck coming up over the hill jump medics right from my side"}, {"start": 2228.06, "end": 2231.06, "text": " Oh, there's ten of us over on the hill there."}, {"start": 2231.06, "end": 2235.06, "text": " It's not under my wings and nails. It's the end of the world."}, {"start": 2236.06, "end": 2239.06, "text": " Here's my Julli-Medic in case one of my guys gets injured."}, {"start": 2239.06, "end": 2241.06, "text": " It's packed with everything I need."}, {"start": 2241.06, "end": 2245.06, "text": " Blood, glucose, smog, grin system, first aid guide."}, {"start": 2245.06, "end": 2247.06, "text": " Yeah, I hear me best."}, {"start": 2247.06, "end": 2249.06, "text": " He, in fact, did not read the tablecloth."}, {"start": 2249.06, "end": 2251.06, "text": " Look how small it prints it."}, {"start": 2252.06, "end": 2254.06, "text": " It's printed in the USA."}, {"start": 2254.06, "end": 2257.06, "text": " Now these aren't average ordinary scissors, alright?"}, {"start": 2257.06, "end": 2259.0, "text": " These are war scissors, okay?"}, {"start": 2259.0, "end": 2261.16, "text": " And these right here, these have a carabiner."}, {"start": 2261.16, "end": 2264.4, "text": " This'll support a 400-pound man trying to climb."}, {"start": 2264.4, "end": 2266.7599999999998, "text": " We use this carabiner to support our weight"}, {"start": 2266.7599999999998, "end": 2268.66, "text": " on these war scissors right here."}, {"start": 2270.0, "end": 2272.0, "text": " These are some pretty good war scissors."}, {"start": 2272.0, "end": 2273.24, "text": " Yep, let's pass the brake test."}, {"start": 2273.24, "end": 2274.6, "text": " Well, they're curved now."}, {"start": 2274.6, "end": 2276.0, "text": " War scissors."}, {"start": 2276.0, "end": 2277.2799999999997, "text": " What's this, a pen?"}, {"start": 2277.2799999999997, "end": 2278.62, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 2278.62, "end": 2280.54, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 2280.54, "end": 2282.92, "text": " Never caught without my EDC, guys."}, {"start": 2282.92, "end": 2285.02, "text": " This flashlight right here saved my life"}, {"start": 2285.02, "end": 2286.96, "text": " probably a trillion times."}, {"start": 2286.96, "end": 2290.8, "text": " If I go, hey listen, worst case scenario, home invasion..."}, {"start": 2290.8, "end": 2294.96, "text": " Was not scrolling up. It's Rita's worst resolution of mankind."}, {"start": 2294.96, "end": 2296.96, "text": " I retreat to point alpha. That's my step one."}, {"start": 2296.96, "end": 2297.96, "text": " When this..."}, {"start": 2297.96, "end": 2300.96, "text": " They came to my home in the hypothetical scenario that I imagined."}, {"start": 2300.96, "end": 2302.96, "text": " I retreat to point alpha."}, {"start": 2304.96, "end": 2306.96, "text": " Any news down there?"}, {"start": 2316.96, "end": 2318.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2331.8, "end": 2335.5, "text": " So sir I thought I'd drink some of this"}, {"start": 2339.64, "end": 2341.64, "text": " Are you sure now?"}, {"start": 2346.96, "end": 2347.96, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 2351.32, "end": 2352.32, "text": " Ginger!"}, {"start": 2358.44, "end": 2360.2400000000002, "text": " This is Dr. Silverman."}, {"start": 2360.4, "end": 2364.04, "text": " I want you to tell him everything that we told you."}, {"start": 2364.2, "end": 2365.6, "text": " Do you feel it?"}, {"start": 2366.6, "end": 2367.6, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 2369.64, "end": 2370.64, "text": " You're a doctor."}, {"start": 2371.76, "end": 2373.2, "text": " A criminal psychologist."}, {"start": 2373.96, "end": 2374.96, "text": " Is it crazy?"}, {"start": 2374.96, "end": 2383.34, "text": " well that's what we're gonna find out so you're a soldier fighting for whom with"}, {"start": 2383.34, "end": 2394.62, "text": " the 132nd under Perry from 21 to 27 that's the year 2027 this is fucking"}, {"start": 2394.62, "end": 2395.62, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 2397.62, "end": 2399.62, "text": " 2027, Shaq."}, {"start": 2400.62, "end": 2401.62, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 2424.62, "end": 2427.8599999999997, "text": " I know the burners afghan scooted first and you sort of shut up"}, {"start": 2429.42, "end": 2434.9, "text": " Killed Connor then my this elaborate scheme with the terminator it had no choice"}, {"start": 2435.8199999999997, "end": 2438.7999999999997, "text": " Their defense grid was smashed. We'd won"}, {"start": 2439.58, "end": 2441.74, "text": " Taking out Connor then would make no difference"}, {"start": 2442.8199999999997, "end": 2449.54, "text": " Skynet had to wipe out his entire existence. Is that when you captured the lab complex and found that what is it called?"}, {"start": 2450.46, "end": 2452.46, "text": " The time displacement equipment"}, {"start": 2452.46, "end": 2456.46, "text": " It's right. The Terminator had already gone through."}, {"start": 2456.46, "end": 2460.46, "text": " Connor sent me to intercept and they blew the whole place."}, {"start": 2460.46, "end": 2462.46, "text": " Oh, are you supposed to get back?"}, {"start": 2462.46, "end": 2464.46, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 2465.46, "end": 2467.46, "text": " Nobody goes home."}, {"start": 2469.46, "end": 2471.46, "text": " Nobody else comes through."}, {"start": 2472.46, "end": 2475.46, "text": " It's just him and me."}, {"start": 2475.46, "end": 2486.46, "text": " Why didn't you bring any weapons? Something more advanced. Don't you have ray guns?"}, {"start": 2486.46, "end": 2487.46, "text": " Ray guns?"}, {"start": 2487.46, "end": 2494.46, "text": " Show me your piece of new technology. You go naked. Something about the field generated"}, {"start": 2494.46, "end": 2499.46, "text": " by a living organism. Nothing dead will go. I didn't build a fucking thing."}, {"start": 2499.46, "end": 2506.46, "text": " I can, but this cyborg, if it's metal, surrounded by living tissues, all right?"}, {"start": 2507.46, "end": 2510.46, "text": " This is great stuff. I could make a career out of this guy."}, {"start": 2511.46, "end": 2513.46, "text": " It was great stuff."}, {"start": 2519.46, "end": 2525.46, "text": " Thank you, Mr. Lehy, for your expert testimony, and for providing this very illuminating tape."}, {"start": 2525.46, "end": 2530.46, "text": " Your Honor, I think the video evidence clearly speaks for itself,"}, {"start": 2530.46, "end": 2538.46, "text": " and that any sane and rational person would have no choice but to convict these individuals of these ridiculous crimes."}, {"start": 2538.46, "end": 2540.46, "text": " Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."}, {"start": 2540.46, "end": 2545.46, "text": " Oh, that's objection. That's the 17th time that he has sworn so far."}, {"start": 2545.46, "end": 2546.46, "text": " Richard, please."}, {"start": 2546.46, "end": 2549.46, "text": " All right, I'm fucked."}, {"start": 2549.46, "end": 2553.46, "text": " I'm sorry about all the bulls, but all the stuff."}, {"start": 2553.46, "end": 2557.46, "text": " But the prosecutor is a fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff."}, {"start": 2557.46, "end": 2561.46, "text": " He's an effin' bad guy, and he's pissin' me off."}, {"start": 2561.46, "end": 2565.46, "text": " He can't even speak without swearing. Your Honor, this is ludicrous."}, {"start": 2565.46, "end": 2567.46, "text": " It's disgrace to these proceedings."}, {"start": 2567.46, "end": 2569.46, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2569.46, "end": 2573.46, "text": " Richard, since you chose to defend yourself and fired the public defender,"}, {"start": 2573.46, "end": 2577.06, "text": " Defender, I guess it's your turn to question the witness."}, {"start": 2577.06, "end": 2577.94, "text": " Thank you, Your Majesty."}, {"start": 2577.94, "end": 2581.62, "text": " And Richard, before you begin, I'd like to say that I think this is a bad idea."}, {"start": 2581.62, "end": 2584.7400000000002, "text": " However, you do have a right to defend yourself, so proceed."}, {"start": 2584.7400000000002, "end": 2587.38, "text": " But please remember to watch your language."}, {"start": 2587.38, "end": 2591.14, "text": " Well, I can't speak with a swearer, and I've only got my grade 10,"}, {"start": 2591.14, "end": 2594.02, "text": " and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, and I'm ready to fucking snap."}, {"start": 2594.02, "end": 2598.02, "text": " So I'd like to make a request under the People's Freedom of Choices and Voices Act"}, {"start": 2598.02, "end": 2600.02, "text": " that I'd be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom."}, {"start": 2600.02, "end": 2602.02, "text": " Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked."}, {"start": 2602.02, "end": 2604.02, "text": " So are all these guys."}, {"start": 2604.02, "end": 2606.02, "text": " I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level,"}, {"start": 2606.02, "end": 2607.02, "text": " and that's bullshit."}, {"start": 2607.02, "end": 2610.02, "text": " It's not fair, and if you ask me, I think it's a fucking mistrial."}, {"start": 2610.02, "end": 2612.02, "text": " This man can't represent anyone."}, {"start": 2612.02, "end": 2613.02, "text": " You're on it."}, {"start": 2613.02, "end": 2615.02, "text": " He's a complete and total idiot."}, {"start": 2615.02, "end": 2618.02, "text": " Now, although I am opposed to that kind of language in my courtroom,"}, {"start": 2618.02, "end": 2620.02, "text": " I'm going to allow it."}, {"start": 2620.02, "end": 2623.02, "text": " As unfortunately, it is part of your right to a fair trial."}, {"start": 2623.02, "end": 2627.02, "text": " So you may proceed, but please, I want to remind you that this is not a carnival."}, {"start": 2627.02, "end": 2630.02, "text": " Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear."}, {"start": 2630.02, "end": 2631.02, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2631.02, "end": 2634.02, "text": " I'm just going to get some cigarettes, actually."}, {"start": 2634.02, "end": 2636.02, "text": " Let's go with smokes."}, {"start": 2636.02, "end": 2638.02, "text": " But I only got two left."}, {"start": 2638.02, "end": 2640.02, "text": " I don't care. You've been a dick all morning."}, {"start": 2640.02, "end": 2642.02, "text": " It's the least you can do for me."}, {"start": 2642.02, "end": 2644.02, "text": " Oh, for a lot of God."}, {"start": 2644.02, "end": 2646.02, "text": " Just the defendant, please."}, {"start": 2649.02, "end": 2652.02, "text": " My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor"}, {"start": 2652.02, "end": 2654.02, "text": " to shut the fuck up and wipe that stupid fucking grin"}, {"start": 2654.02, "end": 2656.82, "text": " in the fucking grin office phase because it's distractedly to my case."}, {"start": 2656.82, "end": 2660.32, "text": " Next I'd like to announce that Randy and Leahy have been drinking all fucking day,"}, {"start": 2660.32, "end": 2663.02, "text": " they're wasted out of their fucking minds, and they're both assholes."}, {"start": 2663.02, "end": 2665.42, "text": " And the testimony they just gave was total fucking bullshit."}, {"start": 2665.42, "end": 2668.42, "text": " And I can prove it, and I'm gonna show you what really fucking happened here."}, {"start": 2669.42, "end": 2671.42, "text": " Hey boys, here's $20 cash."}, {"start": 2671.42, "end": 2672.82, "text": " You know what, sorry, please."}, {"start": 2672.82, "end": 2674.62, "text": " Don't know what that's for, probably prostitution."}, {"start": 2674.62, "end": 2677.22, "text": " We don't want your money, Corey and Trevor."}, {"start": 2677.22, "end": 2680.22, "text": " Watch and put the brain in his pocket, right there."}, {"start": 2680.22, "end": 2681.42, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 2681.42, "end": 2683.82, "text": " Oh man, we're sick from stealing so much gas,"}, {"start": 2683.82, "end": 2689.02, "text": " should be better like six to eight days. Stealing gas? Well, like Corian Trevor's not entirely"}, {"start": 2689.02, "end": 2693.86, "text": " illegal. You shouldn't be stealing gas, Corian Trevor. It's fucked up to be stealing gas"}, {"start": 2693.86, "end": 2697.02, "text": " like Corian Trevor did. And you know, I don't want anything to do with Corian Trevor's"}, {"start": 2697.02, "end": 2698.78, "text": " gas, stealing. You want enough of it to do with it?"}, {"start": 2698.78, "end": 2701.86, "text": " Me neither, you know what I'm saying? Only wax suckers like Corian Trevor steal"}, {"start": 2701.86, "end": 2703.46, "text": " gas and deal dope."}, {"start": 2703.46, "end": 2705.0, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 2705.0, "end": 2705.8, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2705.8, "end": 2706.9, "text": " Over it, it should show."}, {"start": 2714.2400000000002, "end": 2715.62, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 2715.62, "end": 2717.42, "text": " Bodies are nice."}, {"start": 2717.42, "end": 2719.2200000000003, "text": " Oh, that's my favorite stuff."}, {"start": 2719.2200000000003, "end": 2722.26, "text": " Hey, I'm going here to get me a malt liquor slurpee."}, {"start": 2722.26, "end": 2723.62, "text": " Run across the street and get me some barbecue"}, {"start": 2723.62, "end": 2724.54, "text": " pretend it chips."}, {"start": 2724.54, "end": 2725.42, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 2725.42, "end": 2726.3, "text": " Can I keep the change?"}, {"start": 2726.3, "end": 2727.2, "text": " Hell no, boo."}, {"start": 2727.2, "end": 2728.58, "text": " That's a $10 food stand."}, {"start": 2728.58, "end": 2731.5, "text": " Better bring it back, my friend."}, {"start": 2731.5, "end": 2733.5, "text": " What's up now?"}, {"start": 2733.5, "end": 2735.5, "text": " Poor Jack."}, {"start": 2735.5, "end": 2737.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2737.5, "end": 2739.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 2739.5, "end": 2741.5, "text": " We got a problem, stupid?"}, {"start": 2741.5, "end": 2743.5, "text": " I said, do we have a problem?"}, {"start": 2743.5, "end": 2745.5, "text": " Oh, you got a problem?"}, {"start": 2745.5, "end": 2747.5, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 2747.5, "end": 2749.5, "text": " Run, get it. Run, get it."}, {"start": 2749.5, "end": 2751.5, "text": " All right?"}, {"start": 2751.5, "end": 2753.5, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 2753.5, "end": 2755.5, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2755.5, "end": 2757.5, "text": " I said, do we have a problem?"}, {"start": 2757.5, "end": 2767.5, "text": " I said, you, we, have, a, power, huh?"}, {"start": 2767.5, "end": 2769.5, "text": " Oh, you S-U-S-R."}, {"start": 2769.5, "end": 2773.5, "text": " Now you better get your stank asses up out of here before I cause a nuclear home-course"}, {"start": 2773.5, "end": 2774.5, "text": " up in here, fool."}, {"start": 2774.5, "end": 2775.5, "text": " Let's go, let's go!"}, {"start": 2775.5, "end": 2776.5, "text": " Oh, come on!"}, {"start": 2776.5, "end": 2778.5, "text": " You're gonna be Hiroshima and Niggazsuck."}, {"start": 2778.5, "end": 2782.5, "text": " Oh, that's my boy, you better get on out of here!"}, {"start": 2782.5, "end": 2784.5, "text": " Don't come back!"}, {"start": 2784.5, "end": 2788.5, "text": " What is this movie called?"}, {"start": 2788.5, "end": 2790.5, "text": " Friday something?"}, {"start": 2790.5, "end": 2799.5, "text": " I remember it was a pretty good movie back in the day."}, {"start": 2799.5, "end": 2804.5, "text": " It's called Menace."}, {"start": 2804.5, "end": 2806.5, "text": " Don't be a Menace."}, {"start": 2806.5, "end": 2813.5, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2813.5, "end": 2816.7, "text": " Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week"}, {"start": 2819.74, "end": 2821.74, "text": " It's dead remember the briefing"}, {"start": 2828.62, "end": 2830.62, "text": " Is this Christ, Dendy?"}, {"start": 2832.74, "end": 2834.74, "text": " My vision is augmented"}, {"start": 2834.74, "end": 2835.74, "text": " Take him!"}, {"start": 2835.74, "end": 2836.74, "text": " Come on, I drop!"}, {"start": 2836.74, "end": 2837.74, "text": " You get you!"}, {"start": 2837.74, "end": 2839.24, "text": " Stick with the crotch!"}, {"start": 2839.24, "end": 2840.24, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 2843.5, "end": 2845.5, "text": " I want a barrage!"}, {"start": 2845.5, "end": 2847.5, "text": " DENTER!"}, {"start": 2847.5, "end": 2849.5, "text": " Finish him!"}, {"start": 2851.5, "end": 2853.5, "text": " Who was that guy?"}, {"start": 2857.5, "end": 2859.5, "text": " Bastard!"}, {"start": 2859.5, "end": 2861.5, "text": " I am an actor!"}, {"start": 2861.5, "end": 2863.5, "text": " It's a JC."}, {"start": 2863.5, "end": 2865.5, "text": " Brother Paul is on his way to meet the dog."}, {"start": 2865.5, "end": 2868.5, "text": " The Anacent is raiding the island and shots have been fired."}, {"start": 2868.5, "end": 2870.5, "text": " I repeat, find Paul."}, {"start": 2870.5, "end": 2872.5, "text": " I will monitor your situation from HQ."}, {"start": 2873.5, "end": 2876.5, "text": " Welcome to the coalition, JC."}, {"start": 2878.5, "end": 2880.5, "text": " I have to drop something."}, {"start": 2886.5, "end": 2890.5, "text": " So you think you know better than FEMA what to do with this month's Ambrosia shipment?"}, {"start": 2890.5, "end": 2892.5, "text": " Do you have a single fact to back that up?"}, {"start": 2892.5, "end": 2896.5, "text": " You've got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties."}, {"start": 2896.5, "end": 2897.5, "text": " Jesus Christ, JC!"}, {"start": 2897.5, "end": 2900.5, "text": " Send you back to the people in a body bag."}, {"start": 2903.5, "end": 2905.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2913.08, "end": 2915.08, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 2993.5, "end": 2995.5, "text": " Weed in the..."}, {"start": 2996.5, "end": 2998.5, "text": " In the..."}, {"start": 3005.5, "end": 3007.5, "text": " Weed in the..."}, {"start": 3008.5, "end": 3009.5, "text": " In the..."}, {"start": 3015.5, "end": 3017.5, "text": " Weed in the..."}, {"start": 3053.5, "end": 3055.5, "text": " We need your love"}, {"start": 3061.94, "end": 3063.94, "text": " We need your love"}, {"start": 3064.96, "end": 3066.96, "text": " Your love"}, {"start": 3073.64, "end": 3075.64, "text": " We need your love"}, {"start": 3075.64, "end": 3102.8399999999997, "text": " One of the children is drunk."}, {"start": 3102.84, "end": 3104.1800000000003, "text": " They say it's not sentient."}, {"start": 3104.1800000000003, "end": 3105.28, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3105.28, "end": 3109.84, "text": " Well, would you enlighten us what is required for sentience?"}, {"start": 3109.84, "end": 3115.28, "text": " Intelligence, self-awareness, consciousness."}, {"start": 3115.28, "end": 3118.2000000000003, "text": " Prove to the court that I am sentient."}, {"start": 3118.2000000000003, "end": 3120.84, "text": " Sir, we all know you're sentient."}, {"start": 3120.84, "end": 3123.32, "text": " So I am sentient, but the commander there is not."}, {"start": 3123.32, "end": 3125.08, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 3125.08, "end": 3127.04, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3127.04, "end": 3129.2000000000003, "text": " Why am I sentient?"}, {"start": 3129.2000000000003, "end": 3130.84, "text": " Well, you are self-aware."}, {"start": 3130.84, "end": 3132.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, that's the second of your criteria."}, {"start": 3132.7200000000003, "end": 3135.5600000000004, "text": " Let's deal with the first intelligence."}, {"start": 3135.5600000000004, "end": 3137.4, "text": " Is Commander Data intelligent?"}, {"start": 3137.4, "end": 3138.96, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3138.96, "end": 3141.1200000000003, "text": " It has the ability to learn and understand"}, {"start": 3141.1200000000003, "end": 3144.76, "text": " and to cope with new situations."}, {"start": 3144.76, "end": 3145.6800000000003, "text": " Like this hearing?"}, {"start": 3145.6800000000003, "end": 3147.6800000000003, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3147.6800000000003, "end": 3149.36, "text": " What about self-awareness?"}, {"start": 3149.36, "end": 3150.7200000000003, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 3150.7200000000003, "end": 3154.2400000000002, "text": " Why am I self-aware?"}, {"start": 3154.2400000000002, "end": 3157.92, "text": " Because you are conscious of your existence and actions."}, {"start": 3157.92, "end": 3161.5600000000004, "text": " You are aware of yourself and your own ego."}, {"start": 3161.56, "end": 3163.88, "text": " Come on, Data, what are you doing now?"}, {"start": 3163.88, "end": 3165.52, "text": " I'm taking part in a legal hearing"}, {"start": 3165.52, "end": 3167.7999999999997, "text": " to determine my rights and status."}, {"start": 3167.7999999999997, "end": 3169.52, "text": " Am I a person or property?"}, {"start": 3169.52, "end": 3171.2, "text": " What's at stake?"}, {"start": 3171.2, "end": 3172.96, "text": " My right to choose."}, {"start": 3172.96, "end": 3175.84, "text": " Perhaps my very life."}, {"start": 3175.84, "end": 3178.08, "text": " My rights."}, {"start": 3178.08, "end": 3179.7999999999997, "text": " My status, my 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the study of cybernetics in general."}, {"start": 3224.0400000000004, "end": 3225.0400000000004, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3225.0400000000004, "end": 3226.4800000000005, "text": " And Commander Data in particular."}, {"start": 3226.4800000000005, "end": 3227.4800000000005, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3227.4800000000005, "end": 3228.7200000000003, "text": " And now you propose to dismantle him."}, {"start": 3228.7200000000003, "end": 3231.28, "text": " So that I can learn from it and construct more."}, {"start": 3232.44, "end": 3233.44, "text": " How many more?"}, {"start": 3233.44, "end": 3235.44, "text": " As many as are needed."}, {"start": 3235.44, "end": 3238.44, "text": " Hundreds, thousands if necessary."}, {"start": 3238.44, "end": 3240.44, "text": " There is no limit."}, {"start": 3242.44, "end": 3248.44, "text": " A single data, and forgive me, Commander, is a curiosity."}, {"start": 3248.44, "end": 3258.44, "text": " I wonder even the thousands of daters, isn't that becoming a race?"}, {"start": 3258.44, "end": 3262.44, "text": " And won't we be judged by how we treat that race?"}, {"start": 3262.44, "end": 3266.44, "text": " Now, tell me, Commander, what is data?"}, {"start": 3266.44, "end": 3268.44, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 3268.44, "end": 3271.44, "text": " What is he? A machine? Is he, are you sure?"}, {"start": 3271.44, "end": 3274.44, "text": " Yes. You see, he's met two of your three criteria for sentience,"}, {"start": 3274.44, "end": 3277.44, "text": " so what if he meets the third? Consciousness, and even the smallest degree."}, {"start": 3277.44, "end": 3280.44, "text": " What is he then? I don't know. Do you?"}, {"start": 3282.44, "end": 3283.44, "text": " Do you?"}, {"start": 3286.44, "end": 3287.44, "text": " Do you?"}, {"start": 3287.44, "end": 3288.44, "text": " Do you, sir?"}, {"start": 3292.44, "end": 3295.44, "text": " Well, that's the question you have to answer."}, {"start": 3301.44, "end": 3304.44, "text": " I'm inside a goon cave with a goon up."}, {"start": 3304.44, "end": 3309.38, "text": " Why would I go looking for a girl son when I can just go into my room and masturbate?"}, {"start": 3309.76, "end": 3316.16, "text": " Imagine watching the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy every Sunday, but it's on 11 screens and it's porn."}, {"start": 3316.4, "end": 3322.96, "text": " That is gooning. In this episode of Human, I'm bravely going when no one has gone before."}, {"start": 3322.96, "end": 3325.46, "text": " That's one small step for man."}, {"start": 3325.46, "end": 3328.04, "text": " Deep inside a porn addict's goon cave."}, {"start": 3328.04, "end": 3330.54, "text": " One giant leap for man's death."}, {"start": 3330.54, "end": 3332.84, "text": " I'm meeting Declan, a goon-a."}, {"start": 3332.84, "end": 3335.76, "text": " Other people smoke, other people drink, I watch porn."}, {"start": 3335.76, "end": 3339.1200000000003, "text": " And he's given me unfiltered access into his world."}, {"start": 3339.1200000000003, "end": 3340.1200000000003, "text": " Are you a virgin?"}, {"start": 3340.1200000000003, "end": 3341.1200000000003, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3341.1200000000003, "end": 3345.36, "text": " Do you think that's because of gooning at his full-blown masturbation station?"}, {"start": 3345.36, "end": 3346.96, "text": " So this is my cave?"}, {"start": 3346.96, "end": 3349.6800000000003, "text": " I want to understand what it means to be a gooner."}, {"start": 3349.6800000000003, "end": 3352.7200000000003, "text": " There's two 27-inch monitors, 50-inch TV, and then..."}, {"start": 3352.7200000000003, "end": 3354.2000000000003, "text": " Oh my god, you have so many tablets."}, {"start": 3354.2000000000003, "end": 3355.2000000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3355.2000000000003, "end": 3356.2000000000003, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 3356.2000000000003, "end": 3360.8, "text": " And find out whether we can understand porn addiction by stepping into the goon cave."}, {"start": 3360.8, "end": 3361.8, "text": " This is weird, right?"}, {"start": 3361.8, "end": 3362.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3362.8, "end": 3366.4, "text": " Welcome to Zandland. This is human."}, {"start": 3371.2400000000002, "end": 3373.2400000000002, "text": " So, what the hell is gooning?"}, {"start": 3373.7400000000002, "end": 3379.36, "text": " Google searches for the term have increased 4,900% in the last five years,"}, {"start": 3379.6000000000004, "end": 3381.32, "text": " meaning some of you will have heard of it."}, {"start": 3381.52, "end": 3384.88, "text": " And statistically speaking, some of you will actually be gooners."}, {"start": 3385.0, "end": 3388.1600000000003, "text": " And probably most of you will be sat there right now thinking,"}, {"start": 3388.4, "end": 3389.96, "text": " what the frick is gooning?"}, {"start": 3389.96, "end": 3400.96, "text": " But luckily to help explain an anonymous gooner sent in this, a porn filled powerpoint that has some very useful and slightly uncomfortable information in it."}, {"start": 3400.96, "end": 3410.96, "text": " So I now feel educated enough to tell you that gooning is basically porn maxing, watching as much porn as you possibly can."}, {"start": 3410.96, "end": 3418.56, "text": " That means multi-monitor, multi-hour masturbation in, at its extremes, a room which is completely"}, {"start": 3418.56, "end": 3424.2, "text": " turned into a pornographic paradise, otherwise known as the Goon Cave."}, {"start": 3424.2, "end": 3430.0, "text": " Now each to their own, I'm not here to judge or kink shame, knock yourself out or goon"}, {"start": 3430.0, "end": 3433.68, "text": " yourself out, but there's something about gooning that made me want to dig a little"}, {"start": 3433.68, "end": 3435.68, "text": " bit deeper."}, {"start": 3435.68, "end": 3439.04, "text": " So I'm not exactly sure that I can fully fact check the numbers on this one, but"}, {"start": 3439.04, "end": 3443.6, "text": " But I want to try and find out whether this is just a new kink or the rise of something"}, {"start": 3443.6, "end": 3445.84, "text": " someone would see as problematic."}, {"start": 3445.84, "end": 3449.2, "text": " A trend of people being fully addicted to porn."}, {"start": 3449.2, "end": 3458.72, "text": " And to do that, I'm going to the city of angels, Los Angeles, to meet a gooner."}, {"start": 3458.72, "end": 3464.7599999999998, "text": " The guy I'm meeting is a guy that we're calling Declan because he's a gooner."}, {"start": 3464.76, "end": 3471.96, "text": " What I know so far is that he watches a lot of pornography."}, {"start": 3471.96, "end": 3474.28, "text": " I've never watched pornography."}, {"start": 3474.28, "end": 3475.6800000000003, "text": " I don't even know what it is."}, {"start": 3475.6800000000003, "end": 3479.92, "text": " I hear it's something that you can get on the internet and, you know, features naked"}, {"start": 3479.92, "end": 3486.6400000000003, "text": " people and stuff, but as a pure man, I'm joking."}, {"start": 3486.6400000000003, "end": 3490.2000000000003, "text": " Declan had agreed to meet us as long as we didn't show his face."}, {"start": 3490.2000000000003, "end": 3493.88, "text": " He was understandably a little bit conscious about telling everyone on the internet about"}, {"start": 3493.88, "end": 3500.12, "text": " his goon in habits. So we gave him a mask, which to my jet-like brain, well, was pretty hilarious."}, {"start": 3505.56, "end": 3510.6, "text": " Why am I laughing so much? This is the first time we've met, really nice to meet you."}, {"start": 3510.6, "end": 3512.6800000000003, "text": " Nice to meet you too. This is what you look like in the morning."}, {"start": 3512.6800000000003, "end": 3516.44, "text": " All the time, yeah. Okay, calm down. So tell me a little bit more."}, {"start": 3517.2400000000002, "end": 3521.08, "text": " And yeah, this is kind of, I mean, it's weird for me too. I'm having a great time."}, {"start": 3521.08, "end": 3528.84, "text": " I would say someone who maximizes their porn intake and then for as long as possible."}, {"start": 3528.84, "end": 3533.4, "text": " I see like kind of the purpose is you're literally trying to get as much porn in your life as"}, {"start": 3533.4, "end": 3534.4, "text": " you can."}, {"start": 3534.4, "end": 3535.4, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 3535.4, "end": 3536.4, "text": " So are you..."}, {"start": 3536.4, "end": 3538.24, "text": " Well at least she clats with him."}, {"start": 3538.24, "end": 3546.68, "text": " That's great."}, {"start": 3546.6800000000003, "end": 3551.0800000000004, "text": " Welcome to the Michael Scott paper company."}, {"start": 3553.2000000000003, "end": 3556.1600000000003, "text": " You know, a lot of these people, this is the only family they have."}, {"start": 3556.1600000000003, "end": 3560.6400000000003, "text": " So, as far as I'm concerned, this says, world's best dad."}, {"start": 3562.4800000000005, "end": 3565.28, "text": " Ah, this is our receptionist, Pam."}, {"start": 3565.28, "end": 3567.0400000000004, "text": " Pam! Pam! Pam!"}, {"start": 3567.0400000000004, "end": 3571.2400000000002, "text": " I was Pam, and will most likely be Pam,"}, {"start": 3571.2400000000002, "end": 3573.2000000000003, "text": " predictive analytic machine."}, {"start": 3573.2000000000003, "end": 3576.1600000000003, "text": " I've had word from a settlement asking for help."}, {"start": 3576.16, "end": 3578.16, "text": " Do you think you can go help out the settlement?"}, {"start": 3578.96, "end": 3579.56, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 3580.2599999999998, "end": 3582.46, "text": " If anybody would like to join in, it's gonna be fun."}, {"start": 3582.8599999999997, "end": 3583.56, "text": " What do you say?"}, {"start": 3583.66, "end": 3585.16, "text": " Strong go home."}, {"start": 3585.66, "end": 3587.46, "text": " Practice smashing!"}, {"start": 3587.96, "end": 3588.8599999999997, "text": " That's what she said."}, {"start": 3590.16, "end": 3590.66, "text": " Well?"}, {"start": 3590.96, "end": 3592.8599999999997, "text": " Unable to process your input."}, {"start": 3593.06, "end": 3594.3599999999997, "text": " That's what she said."}, {"start": 3594.66, "end": 3595.46, "text": " No, but..."}, {"start": 3595.56, "end": 3597.06, "text": " Okay, we'll suit yourself."}, {"start": 3606.16, "end": 3610.66, "text": " Why, sneaking human? Just smash and take!"}, {"start": 3610.66, "end": 3615.96, "text": " A synth as in synthetic person. So are you human?"}, {"start": 3615.96, "end": 3619.16, "text": " What other ghost stories do you have for us than I'm a robot?"}, {"start": 3621.16, "end": 3624.16, "text": " I will destroy everything in my-"}, {"start": 3624.16, "end": 3625.46, "text": " Judging the question?"}, {"start": 3625.46, "end": 3626.66, "text": " Who be?"}, {"start": 3626.66, "end": 3628.16, "text": " Just what a synth would do."}, {"start": 3628.16, "end": 3629.16, "text": " Security!"}, {"start": 3629.16, "end": 3639.5, "text": " I've gotten word about a settlement that's being threatened by raiders. Here's the location."}, {"start": 3639.5, "end": 3644.24, "text": " Get there as soon as you can. No. I don't want to do any of that."}, {"start": 3644.24, "end": 3646.24, "text": " Another settlement has sent word that they need our help."}, {"start": 3646.24, "end": 3650.7599999999998, "text": " Just stop. Just stop. Do it now. You're going to drive me crazy."}, {"start": 3650.7599999999998, "end": 3654.56, "text": " What's gotten into you, Blue? You were the one person in this world I thought I"}, {"start": 3654.56, "end": 3657.3199999999997, "text": " could count on. I know. I ain't just..."}, {"start": 3657.32, "end": 3659.32, "text": " It'd be like that, will you?"}, {"start": 3659.32, "end": 3663.32, "text": " Oh, I just hope that this doesn't have a bad mouth crunch!"}, {"start": 3663.32, "end": 3667.32, "text": " Let's just get back to the way things were."}, {"start": 3667.32, "end": 3672.32, "text": " It's time to welcome our newest recruit to the Brotherhood. He shows a lot of promise."}, {"start": 3672.32, "end": 3677.32, "text": " Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you."}, {"start": 3677.32, "end": 3682.32, "text": " So you've got your back after your home rips your heart out for no good reason."}, {"start": 3682.32, "end": 3686.3, "text": " you were nothing but great to your hoe and you told her that she was the only"}, {"start": 3686.3, "end": 3693.6800000000003, "text": " hoe for you and that she was better than all the other hoes in the world and then"}, {"start": 3694.76, "end": 3700.26, "text": " then suddenly she's not your hoe no moe"}, {"start": 3701.1800000000003, "end": 3707.04, "text": " the whole general another settlement has sent word that they need our oh god"}, {"start": 3707.04, "end": 3709.04, "text": " I'll mark it on your map."}, {"start": 3709.04, "end": 3712.04, "text": " Oh God! Please no! No! No!"}, {"start": 3712.04, "end": 3714.04, "text": " We'll find out what they need."}, {"start": 3714.04, "end": 3715.04, "text": " NOOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 3717.04, "end": 3719.04, "text": " Classic!"}, {"start": 3719.04, "end": 3723.04, "text": " Badder than an unpicked demon that Marcel G. D. will convert."}, {"start": 3724.04, "end": 3725.04, "text": " Rewards."}, {"start": 3737.04, "end": 3738.64, "text": " Transmission was tremendous."}, {"start": 3738.64, "end": 3740.84, "text": " I wanted to make something sacred,"}, {"start": 3740.84, "end": 3744.8, "text": " a film that would tell us the hallucinations of LSD."}, {"start": 3744.8, "end": 3749.96, "text": " It was a great LSD to change the young mind of all the world."}, {"start": 3749.96, "end": 3751.52, "text": " Michel Seydoux said to me,"}, {"start": 3751.52, "end": 3753.68, "text": " I want to make a new picture with you."}, {"start": 3753.68, "end": 3754.88, "text": " What do you want to do?"}, {"start": 3754.88, "end": 3756.32, "text": " I said, do."}, {"start": 3756.32, "end": 3757.32, "text": " And he said, yes."}, {"start": 3757.32, "end": 3758.88, "text": " It was the most beautiful book of science fiction,"}, {"start": 3758.88, "end": 3760.64, "text": " the Bible of science fiction,"}, {"start": 3760.64, "end": 3762.36, "text": " on this world edition."}, {"start": 3762.36, "end": 3763.68, "text": " I didn't read it,"}, {"start": 3763.68, "end": 3766.08, "text": " but I had a friend who said it was fantastic."}, {"start": 3767.04, "end": 3774.04, "text": " 3,000 Roys, I shoot the picture, point of view, movement of the camera, dialogue,"}, {"start": 3774.04, "end": 3778.04, "text": " designing the spaceships, the clones, the whole look of his world, because open the"}, {"start": 3778.04, "end": 3782.04, "text": " mouth, the spaceship came in the tongue."}, {"start": 3782.04, "end": 3786.04, "text": " His vision was so huge, so beyond what anybody else was doing at that time, things that"}, {"start": 3786.04, "end": 3790.04, "text": " George Lucas wasn't even going to try with Star Wars, it's enormous."}, {"start": 3790.04, "end": 3793.04, "text": " Sorry, when the fuck did the Dune release?"}, {"start": 3793.04, "end": 3799.04, "text": " genius was finding the right people. They've been carradians, Miki Yage. Dali has the mad emperor..."}, {"start": 3799.04, "end": 3807.04, "text": " No, not the... not the old one. The new one."}, {"start": 3807.04, "end": 3813.04, "text": " I said, if you do the picture, I will hire the chef of the restaurant and you will eat us here every day."}, {"start": 3813.04, "end": 3818.04, "text": " As I said, I do it. He had never made a movie. I said to him, I need you to act."}, {"start": 3818.04, "end": 3820.04, "text": " Alejandro completely motivated you."}, {"start": 3820.04, "end": 3822.04, "text": " It was wonderful. We were saying the world."}, {"start": 3825.04, "end": 3828.04, "text": " People did not do this film as they were afraid of his imagination."}, {"start": 3828.04, "end": 3831.04, "text": " This is a movie that has its fingerprints all over so many other movies."}, {"start": 3831.04, "end": 3835.04, "text": " William Gibson, Matrix, Gigant, She Make the Monster of Alien,"}, {"start": 3835.04, "end": 3837.04, "text": " and Hollywood the Third Use of You."}, {"start": 3837.04, "end": 3840.04, "text": " It always leads back to Yotarovsky."}, {"start": 3842.04, "end": 3844.04, "text": " Could be fantastic, you know."}, {"start": 3848.04, "end": 3850.04, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3850.04, "end": 3860.04, "text": " But it specifically tends to include their torture, with the victims often being extremely"}, {"start": 3860.04, "end": 3865.56, "text": " young, sometimes babies, with the whole point being to cause the victim as much emotional"}, {"start": 3865.56, "end": 3868.32, "text": " and physical harm as possible."}, {"start": 3868.32, "end": 3872.44, "text": " As well as creating this material to sell, Scully would livestream himself raping and"}, {"start": 3872.44, "end": 3877.7200000000003, "text": " abusing children, taking requests of acts he should perform from his sick website members."}, {"start": 3878.92, "end": 3883.16, "text": " Scully would seek out victims on his own, but he also had accomplices who would help him"}, {"start": 3883.16, "end": 3887.8, "text": " find children to horrifically abuse. There are two main ones I want to mention,"}, {"start": 3888.36, "end": 3895.2400000000002, "text": " Lazzel Margulot and Carmen Ann Alvarez, both of whom were about 17 years old when they met Scully,"}, {"start": 3895.2400000000002, "end": 3898.28, "text": " and it appears they themselves have been the victims of sex trafficking."}, {"start": 3898.28, "end": 3903.6000000000004, "text": " Scully is known to have raped and tortured at least eight children, but some reports state"}, {"start": 3903.6000000000004, "end": 3906.96, "text": " that the true number may be in the 60s."}, {"start": 3906.96, "end": 3911.5600000000004, "text": " His most horrific crimes occurred in 2012 when he made a series of short films called"}, {"start": 3911.5600000000004, "end": 3917.44, "text": " Quote, Daisy's Destruction, which have become an urban legend and are considered, by those"}, {"start": 3917.44, "end": 3922.1200000000003, "text": " who have seen it, the worst child sex abuse material ever 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3962.54, "text": " she is beaten, burnt and tortured, including being burnt with hot wax or while screaming"}, {"start": 3962.54, "end": 3963.86, "text": " for help."}, {"start": 3963.86, "end": 3968.66, "text": " The Zell Margolo is seen wearing a mask in these videos, inflicting horrific physical"}, {"start": 3968.66, "end": 3970.66, "text": " abuse on the children."}, {"start": 3970.66, "end": 3975.46, "text": " The title card on one of the parts, which specifically focuses on the abuse of Daisy,"}, {"start": 3975.46, "end": 3981.5, "text": " apparently reads quote, come see a child's mental ruin, her innocence lost."}, {"start": 3981.5, "end": 3983.5, "text": " Holy fuck man."}, {"start": 3990.88, "end": 3992.88, "text": " Fables by ASAP."}, {"start": 3992.88, "end": 3994.88, "text": " The fox and the grapes."}, {"start": 3994.88, "end": 4002.32, "text": " A hungry fox saw some fine bunches of grapes hanging from a vine that was trained along a high trellis."}, {"start": 4011.5, "end": 4017.98, "text": " And did his best to reach them by jumping as high as he could into the air."}, {"start": 4017.98, "end": 4024.82, "text": " But it was all in vain, for they were just out of reach, so he gave up trying, and walked"}, {"start": 4024.82, "end": 4031.34, "text": " away with an air of dignity and unconcern, remarking, I thought those grapes were ripe,"}, {"start": 4031.34, "end": 4034.7, "text": " but I see now they are quite sour."}, {"start": 4034.7, "end": 4040.38, "text": " The moral of the story is, there are many who pretend to despise and belittle that"}, {"start": 4040.38, "end": 4042.38, "text": " which is beyond their reach."}, {"start": 4048.58, "end": 4050.58, "text": " Like you, Chet."}, {"start": 4056.1800000000003, "end": 4059.1800000000003, "text": " The Prophet married me when I was 6 years old,"}, {"start": 4059.1800000000003, "end": 4063.1800000000003, "text": " and he consummated his marriage when I was 9 years old."}, {"start": 4063.1800000000003, "end": 4068.1800000000003, "text": " Sahibukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 88."}, {"start": 4068.1800000000003, "end": 4076.88, "text": " Narrated Ursa, the prophet wrote the marriage contract with Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old."}, {"start": 4077.9800000000005, "end": 4081.4800000000005, "text": " Let's evaluate this famous case of Islamic child bride."}, {"start": 4082.0800000000004, "end": 4087.38, "text": " Prophet Muhammad married Aisha when he was 51 years old, and Aisha was only six."}, {"start": 4088.1800000000003, "end": 4091.38, "text": " He consummated his marriage with Aisha when she was nine."}, {"start": 4091.6800000000003, "end": 4096.58, "text": " But that does not mean he did not intimately touch Aisha before she reached nine years old."}, {"start": 4096.58, "end": 4102.58, "text": " According to Bukhari, the Prophet actually visited Aisha twice a day after he married with her."}, {"start": 4107.58, "end": 4115.58, "text": " I don't remember a single day passing without our house being visited by Rasul Allah in the morning and in the evening."}, {"start": 4119.58, "end": 4123.58, "text": " What did Prophet Muhammad do to Aisha before she reached nine years old?"}, {"start": 4123.58, "end": 4133.24, "text": " years old. We find the answer from fatwa number 31409 dated the 7 of Jamata Al-Ula, year 1421"}, {"start": 4133.24, "end": 4140.42, "text": " Islamic calendar. This fatwa was produced by the Permanent Committee for Scientific Research"}, {"start": 4140.42, "end": 4147.98, "text": " and Religious Sanctions, Saudi Arabia. The Chairman is Abdulaziz Ben Abdullah Ben Muhammad"}, {"start": 4147.9800000000005, "end": 4149.820000000001, "text": " all sheik."}, {"start": 4149.820000000001, "end": 4153.42, "text": " Number 1, Bakrban Abdullah Abouzade."}, {"start": 4153.42, "end": 4156.860000000001, "text": " Number 2, Salaband Fosan Al-Fosan."}, {"start": 4156.860000000001, "end": 4162.500000000001, "text": " The fatwa was the answer for the following question number 1809."}, {"start": 4162.500000000001, "end": 4167.34, "text": " It has become widespread these days and especially during weddings, the habit of mufakatat of"}, {"start": 4167.34, "end": 4168.9800000000005, "text": " the children."}, {"start": 4168.9800000000005, "end": 4172.700000000001, "text": " What is the opinion of scholars, knowing full wealth at the Prophet, the peace and"}, {"start": 4172.700000000001, "end": 4177.14, "text": " prayer of Allah be upon him, also practiced the thawing of Aisha, the mother of believers,"}, {"start": 4177.14, "end": 4179.58, "text": " May Allah be pleased with her."}, {"start": 4179.58, "end": 4184.860000000001, "text": " So this man asking about Mufaqatah or thaying that Prophet Muhammad did toward Aisha, before"}, {"start": 4184.860000000001, "end": 4187.780000000001, "text": " Aisha reached 9 years old."}, {"start": 4187.780000000001, "end": 4190.26, "text": " What is Mufaqatah or thaying?"}, {"start": 4190.26, "end": 4197.700000000001, "text": " According to Mujalm Lokot al-Fukah or Dictionary of Islamic Legal Terminology, page 445,"}, {"start": 4197.700000000001, "end": 4201.900000000001, "text": " thaying or Mufaqatah means shoving the male genital between the thighs of a woman."}, {"start": 4207.14, "end": 4211.400000000001, "text": " It has not been the practice of the Muslims throughout the centuries to resort to this"}, {"start": 4211.400000000001, "end": 4216.1, "text": " unlawful practice that has come to our countries, from pornographic movies that the Khufar and"}, {"start": 4216.1, "end": 4221.740000000001, "text": " enemies of Islam sent, as for the Prophet, peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, thieying"}, {"start": 4221.740000000001, "end": 4222.740000000001, "text": " his fianc\u00e9e, I use her."}, {"start": 4222.740000000001, "end": 4228.660000000001, "text": " He was six years of age and he could not have intercourse with her, due to her small"}, {"start": 4228.660000000001, "end": 4230.38, "text": " age."}, {"start": 4230.38, "end": 4235.26, "text": " That is why the Prophet, peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, placed his male member"}, {"start": 4235.26, "end": 4240.46, "text": " between her thighs and massage it softly, as the Apostle of Allah had control of his male"}, {"start": 4240.46, "end": 4242.46, "text": " member, not like other believers.\""}, {"start": 4242.46, "end": 4245.46, "text": " Oh, they fucking... shit, did."}, {"start": 4245.46, "end": 4254.66, "text": " I'm gonna let one of my Ken Jennings, 3231 months, enjoy the final one year."}, {"start": 4254.66, "end": 4257.66, "text": " How long can this go on for us in despair?"}, {"start": 4257.66, "end": 4259.66, "text": " That's the real question, woman."}, {"start": 4259.66, "end": 4262.66, "text": " That's the real question."}, {"start": 4262.66, "end": 4271.66, "text": " This is a Christian nation. Jesus Christ is our king and our laws and our government should be inspired by Christ."}, {"start": 4271.66, "end": 4279.66, "text": " The deception, the delusions, the hysteria, no, it's not going to work this time. We're going to just say no."}, {"start": 4279.66, "end": 4288.66, "text": " You know when Shapiro said this on Twitter, he said, no to the droipers, no to this, no to you, no to your fucking lies,"}, {"start": 4288.66, "end": 4292.34, "text": " No to your smear campaign, no to your holocaust religion,"}, {"start": 4292.34, "end": 4295.7, "text": " no to Israel First and the Israel lobby, your wars,"}, {"start": 4295.7, "end": 4299.7, "text": " no to your whiny fucking voice, no to the daily wire,"}, {"start": 4299.7, "end": 4303.78, "text": " no to Mark Levin, Laurel Lumer, you fucking psychos,"}, {"start": 4303.78, "end": 4304.98, "text": " no to all of that."}, {"start": 4307.0599999999995, "end": 4311.3, "text": " And on the contrary, yes to America, yes to Christ,"}, {"start": 4311.3, "end": 4314.9, "text": " yes to our people, yes to Western civilization,"}, {"start": 4314.9, "end": 4317.62, "text": " yes to Europeans that built this country,"}, {"start": 4317.62, "end": 4322.42, "text": " that explored the world that founded this country and planted a flag for Christ."}, {"start": 4322.42, "end": 4329.46, "text": " Yes to that. Yes to America first. Yes to the future. Yes to a future for Americans that we"}, {"start": 4329.46, "end": 4335.78, "text": " can actually get excited about. This is righteous indignation of the righteous people. These are"}, {"start": 4335.78, "end": 4341.62, "text": " the just and reasonable demands of the righteous people. We want our independence. We want"}, {"start": 4341.62, "end": 4346.62, "text": " We want a nation under God, the one that we were promised."}, {"start": 4346.62, "end": 4350.62, "text": " And my message to all of our soldiers out there,"}, {"start": 4350.62, "end": 4354.62, "text": " my message to our cadre of patriots that I see in the streets every day,"}, {"start": 4354.62, "end": 4358.62, "text": " everywhere I go, the people are with us."}, {"start": 4358.62, "end": 4360.62, "text": " The people are with America."}, {"start": 4360.62, "end": 4363.62, "text": " They're ready for the fight. They're ready to stand up for our rights."}, {"start": 4363.62, "end": 4365.62, "text": " They're ready to stand up for our independence."}, {"start": 4365.62, "end": 4368.62, "text": " This is America first versus Israel first."}, {"start": 4368.62, "end": 4370.62, "text": " Whose side are you on?"}, {"start": 4370.62, "end": 4379.78, "text": " me knowing that I could be killed any day knowing that I could die any day I'm"}, {"start": 4379.78, "end": 4384.58, "text": " pleased with myself knowing that for all my fault for all my sins all the"}, {"start": 4384.58, "end": 4390.94, "text": " careless words mistakes I've made I always still Jesus Christ the Catholic"}, {"start": 4390.94, "end": 4395.34, "text": " Church with our founders with the United States and our sovereignty our"}, {"start": 4395.34, "end": 4400.0199999999995, "text": " independence the veterans our ancestors the people that built this country"}, {"start": 4400.02, "end": 4406.540000000001, "text": " fought for this country, died for this country, the saints and the apostles, for the Greeks"}, {"start": 4406.540000000001, "end": 4412.46, "text": " and the Romans, for the conquerors, the colonists, the Europeans. 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Grab it, grab it, grab it."}, {"start": 4621.38, "end": 4623.38, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 4623.38, "end": 4634.62, "text": " systems engineering because it used quote real math perhaps foreshadowing his ego"}, {"start": 4634.62, "end": 4639.22, "text": " and his skill with technology at this time he was also employed by the company"}, {"start": 4639.22, "end": 4644.82, "text": " Ticketmaster soon afterwards from 1996 and onwards Terry's mental illness"}, {"start": 4644.82, "end": 4649.06, "text": " started to flare up and he would find himself hospitalized every six months or"}, {"start": 4649.06, "end": 4654.42, "text": " so for recurring manic episodes, initially being diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Though"}, {"start": 4654.42, "end": 4658.9400000000005, "text": " he had been an atheist and someone who believes in the advancement of technology until this"}, {"start": 4658.9400000000005, "end": 4664.780000000001, "text": " point, he claimed to have experienced a revelation from God, being saved and receiving the directive"}, {"start": 4664.780000000001, "end": 4669.620000000001, "text": " that would guide his life's work from then on, creating God's temple. Interestingly,"}, {"start": 4669.620000000001, "end": 4675.34, "text": " a very wide-scrub yourself as similar to atheists, but more as an atheist who God has talked"}, {"start": 4675.34, "end": 4680.54, "text": " to. He would also develop paranoid beliefs about aliens and government agencies, which"}, {"start": 4680.54, "end": 4684.900000000001, "text": " would persist for the remainder of his life and become a large part of the internet attention"}, {"start": 4684.900000000001, "end": 4690.06, "text": " surrounding him, especially regarding the CIA. In response to these fears, Terry would"}, {"start": 4690.06, "end": 4696.04, "text": " drive frantically for hours, eventually dismantling his car in search for tracking devices, before"}, {"start": 4696.04, "end": 4700.42, "text": " throwing his keys away and walking in the Arizona sun. After being picked up by"}, {"start": 4700.42, "end": 4705.54, "text": " a police officer, he broke his collarbone attempting to escape. And, fearing the presence"}, {"start": 4705.54, "end": 4710.58, "text": " of alien artifacts being found on his x-ray, he tried to carjack a truck, at which point"}, {"start": 4710.58, "end": 4715.2, "text": " he was arrested and finally sent to a mental hospital. Terry's diagnosis was eventually"}, {"start": 4715.2, "end": 4719.62, "text": " changed from bipolar disorder to schizophrenia. And following these events, he would have"}, {"start": 4719.62, "end": 4725.22, "text": " fewer of these episodes. He'd come in his own words, crazy in a different way."}, {"start": 4725.22, "end": 4729.54, "text": " He would also say that he recognized how this religious revelation could be written"}, {"start": 4729.54, "end": 4733.78, "text": " off as a product of his mental illness, but that it was genuine."}, {"start": 4733.78, "end": 4738.0199999999995, "text": " In keeping with these religious sentiments, Terry would attempt to give away his positions"}, {"start": 4738.0199999999995, "end": 4739.74, "text": " and live on nomadic lifestyle."}, {"start": 4739.74, "end": 4742.7, "text": " It was a time when I was homeless and I found this homebook."}, {"start": 4742.7, "end": 4745.38, "text": " No, no, no, it wasn't really like homeless."}, {"start": 4745.38, "end": 4749.66, "text": " It was more like, give all your money away and you'll walk around with this fucking"}, {"start": 4749.66, "end": 4750.66, "text": " illness and shit."}, {"start": 4750.66, "end": 4754.58, "text": " However, he would ultimately end up living with his parents in Las Vegas, receiving"}, {"start": 4754.58, "end": 4757.3, "text": " disability benefits due to his schizophrenia."}, {"start": 4757.3, "end": 4760.9800000000005, "text": " Though he would continue to have issues with his mental health, and much of his activities"}, {"start": 4760.9800000000005, "end": 4766.08, "text": " were dictated by what many would see as delusions, it has been reported that he always remained"}, {"start": 4766.08, "end": 4770.9400000000005, "text": " lucid when discussing computers, something that would remain true even in his stint of homelessness"}, {"start": 4770.9400000000005, "end": 4778.9800000000005, "text": " near the end of his life."}, {"start": 4778.9800000000005, "end": 4783.38, "text": " Before jumping to Terry's magnum opus in Temple OS, I'd like to touch a bit more"}, {"start": 4783.38, "end": 4788.38, "text": " on his apparent racism, the perception of which stems from his gratuitous use of the"}, {"start": 4788.38, "end": 4792.5, "text": " n-word, as well as his conspiracies about the central intelligence agency and their"}, {"start": 4792.5, "end": 4796.02, "text": " efforts to antagonize him and how these are intertwined."}, {"start": 4796.02, "end": 4800.66, "text": " Fundamentally, it seems that Terry's main belief about the CIA is that it is comprised"}, {"start": 4800.66, "end": 4805.1, "text": " of atheists, and that they mock religion and the ideas of the Bible, as well as"}, {"start": 4805.1, "end": 4823.5, "text": " make efforts to sabotage his creation of the third temple."}, {"start": 4823.5, "end": 4828.160000000001, "text": " Or at least that is one conclusion that can be gathered from within hundreds if not thousands"}, {"start": 4828.160000000001, "end": 4830.740000000001, "text": " of clips of Terry referencing them."}, {"start": 4830.740000000001, "end": 4834.88, "text": " Instances which are almost always accompanied by racial or homophobic florists."}, {"start": 4834.88, "end": 4840.36, "text": " He would also express other conspiracies surrounding the federal agency, such as that Muslims first"}, {"start": 4840.36, "end": 4844.4400000000005, "text": " are CIA psy-obs made to drive people away from religion."}, {"start": 4844.4400000000005, "end": 4848.28, "text": " In 2015 he tweeted, the CIA is at war with God."}, {"start": 4848.28, "end": 4853.24, "text": " Crazy Islam N words is the CIA coaxing people towards atheism."}, {"start": 4853.24, "end": 4858.32, "text": " This was accompanied with similar statements about the CIA and God being at war."}, {"start": 4858.32, "end": 4860.0599999999995, "text": " He has also said that CIA..."}, {"start": 4888.32, "end": 4890.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4918.32, "end": 4920.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4948.32, "end": 4950.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4978.32, "end": 4980.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5008.32, "end": 5010.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5068.32, "end": 5097.32, "text": " I'm reading to help myself speak better. You said 15 minutes on the clock. We're at the end of the book. Here we go. Three, two, one. It is currently"}, {"start": 5097.32, "end": 5103.82, "text": " It is currently January 13th, 246."}, {"start": 5103.82, "end": 5107.719999999999, "text": " To change, you have to know which agreements you want to change before you can change them."}, {"start": 5107.719999999999, "end": 5112.5199999999995, "text": " So the next step is to develop awareness of all the self-limiting fear-based beliefs that"}, {"start": 5112.5199999999995, "end": 5116.32, "text": " you make, that beliefs that make you unhappy."}, {"start": 5116.32, "end": 5120.92, "text": " You take an inventory of all that, you believe all your agreements and through this process,"}, {"start": 5120.92, "end": 5121.92, "text": " you begin to change."}, {"start": 5151.92, "end": 5156.68, "text": " life and begin a new dream. It's up to you to explore the possibilities of your dream."}, {"start": 5156.68, "end": 5163.68, "text": " If you are interested, the four agreements were created to assist you in the art of transformation."}, {"start": 5163.68, "end": 5166.4800000000005, "text": " To help you break the limiting agreements, gain more personal experience."}, {"start": 5166.4800000000005, "end": 5170.8, "text": " I don't think he's referring to reading 15 minutes a day. I think he's referring to"}, {"start": 5170.8, "end": 5175.56, "text": " reading out loud 15 minutes to improve speaking."}, {"start": 5175.56, "end": 5178.88, "text": " Go to the core of those agreements is what I call going into the desert. When you"}, {"start": 5178.88, "end": 5185.88, "text": " But yes, I did read more than 15 minutes a day, how they read one hour of power a day"}, {"start": 5185.88, "end": 5187.88, "text": " at minimum."}, {"start": 5187.88, "end": 5192.88, "text": " Breaking the spell of black magic in your mind requires a great personal power. Every time"}, {"start": 5192.88, "end": 5196.88, "text": " you break an agreement you gain extra power. You start by breaking agreements that are"}, {"start": 5196.88, "end": 5202.88, "text": " very small and require less power. As those smaller agreements are broken, your personal"}, {"start": 5202.88, "end": 5206.88, "text": " power will increase until you reach a point where you can find what you need to"}, {"start": 5206.88, "end": 5213.4800000000005, "text": " in your mind. For example, the little girl who was told not to sing is now 20 years old"}, {"start": 5213.4800000000005, "end": 5217.64, "text": " and she still does not sing. Only she can overcome the belief that her voice is ugly"}, {"start": 5217.64, "end": 5223.6, "text": " is to say, okay, I will try to sing. Even if I do sing badly, then she can pretend that"}, {"start": 5223.6, "end": 5229.28, "text": " someone is clapping and telling her, oh, that was beautiful. This was break, this"}, {"start": 5229.28, "end": 5233.24, "text": " may break the agreement a teeny tiny bit. I'm not going to say which one I'm currently"}, {"start": 5233.24, "end": 5237.24, "text": " reading but I just finished foundation today too."}, {"start": 5237.24, "end": 5249.24, "text": " I'm going to try again and again until finally she breaks the agreement. That's one way out of the dream of health. But for every agreement you break, that may suffer."}, {"start": 5249.24, "end": 5259.96, "text": " at 4.5 out of 5. That's one way out of the dream of how. But for every agreement you break,"}, {"start": 5259.96, "end": 5266.8, "text": " that makes you suffer. You will need to replace it with a new agreement that makes you happy."}, {"start": 5266.8, "end": 5271.44, "text": " This will keep the old agreement from coming back. If you occupy the same space with"}, {"start": 5271.44, "end": 5276.84, "text": " a new agreement, then the old agreement is gone forever. And in its place is a new"}, {"start": 5276.84, "end": 5280.88, "text": " agreement there are many strong beliefs in the mind that can make the process look"}, {"start": 5280.88, "end": 5284.360000000001, "text": " helpless this is why you need to go step by step and be patient with yourself"}, {"start": 5284.360000000001, "end": 5293.4400000000005, "text": " because he has no idea what he's just read for the lost two pages 100%"}, {"start": 5293.4400000000005, "end": 5301.32, "text": " but yeah either way anyway we're done with links we're done with links we're"}, {"start": 5301.32, "end": 5314.32, "text": " down with links. No further links, okay, no further links. We have pressing matters to"}, {"start": 5314.32, "end": 5329.0, "text": " attend. Pressing matters. Alright. We had a really bad day yesterday. But on the bright"}, {"start": 5329.0, "end": 5334.36, "text": " side we raised a lot of seeds raised a lot of bad seeds so now we want to have"}, {"start": 5334.36, "end": 5338.2, "text": " good seeds remember we made"}, {"start": 5359.0, "end": 5366.0, "text": " another like a funky beat"}, {"start": 5366.0, "end": 5368.0, "text": " Funky beat!"}, {"start": 5381.0, "end": 5382.0, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 5386.0, "end": 5390.0, "text": " Trollpacker has made 6 for God and Makero will thank you all back."}, {"start": 5390.0, "end": 5394.0, "text": " Fiendora, Arbok, Xanadol, Irmue, thank you."}, {"start": 5396.0, "end": 5398.0, "text": " I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back."}, {"start": 5400.64, "end": 5403.62, "text": " All right, you're gonna get in capture up in this bitch. Thank you"}, {"start": 5423.6, "end": 5425.6, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 5426.0, "end": 5435.68, "text": " Let's get some lucky, lucky, lucky God seeds, please."}, {"start": 5435.68, "end": 5447.68, "text": " Let's get it on."}, {"start": 5447.68, "end": 5449.12, "text": " Why is it so wide?"}, {"start": 5449.12, "end": 5450.12, "text": " The circle?"}, {"start": 5450.12, "end": 5453.6, "text": " Does that mean it's double pressure?"}, {"start": 5453.6, "end": 5463.280000000001, "text": " I do this now."}, {"start": 5463.280000000001, "end": 5471.360000000001, "text": " I've never seen it act like that before."}, {"start": 5471.360000000001, "end": 5480.4400000000005, "text": " Very weird."}, {"start": 5480.4400000000005, "end": 5487.4400000000005, "text": " ssd is dying"}, {"start": 5497.040000000001, "end": 5504.040000000001, "text": " i have to know"}, {"start": 5505.320000000001, "end": 5507.84, "text": " might be ssd related"}, {"start": 5507.84, "end": 5512.4800000000005, "text": " no drop frames"}, {"start": 5512.4800000000005, "end": 5519.4800000000005, "text": " it's melting, if the shoe crashes you know why"}, {"start": 5531.6, "end": 5533.68, "text": " give it a blacksmith"}, {"start": 5533.68, "end": 5554.12, "text": " I should probably clean my PC, yeah."}, {"start": 5554.12, "end": 5571.62, "text": " It's been a little while."}, {"start": 5571.62, "end": 5579.12, "text": " I have to spray for it."}, {"start": 5579.12, "end": 5595.12, "text": " the fuck. Another blacksmith, of course. Okay."}, {"start": 5609.12, "end": 5638.12, "text": " Okay, oops, okay, we'll be at food, roll the wheel to the side."}, {"start": 5638.12, "end": 5654.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5654.12, "end": 5680.12, "text": " I'm going for Serpent's Lava, fuck it."}, {"start": 5710.12, "end": 5739.64, "text": " I guess it is the, this, what is that for?"}, {"start": 5739.64, "end": 5750.04, "text": " most likely dead hey this is completable"}, {"start": 5752.96, "end": 5760.52, "text": " how to do that like so"}, {"start": 5769.64, "end": 5771.64, "text": " That's no good"}, {"start": 5784.64, "end": 5786.64, "text": " It's no good"}, {"start": 5792.4400000000005, "end": 5795.72, "text": " There's one onion in it takes the long"}, {"start": 5889.64, "end": 5896.64, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 5900.14, "end": 5903.14, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 5903.14, "end": 5910.14, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 5949.64, "end": 5955.64, "text": " two"}, {"start": 5955.64, "end": 5959.64, "text": " three"}, {"start": 5959.64, "end": 5964.64, "text": " three"}, {"start": 5964.64, "end": 5967.64, "text": " three"}, {"start": 5967.64, "end": 5970.64, "text": " three"}, {"start": 5970.64, "end": 5973.64, "text": " three"}, {"start": 5973.64, "end": 5976.64, "text": " three"}, {"start": 5976.64, "end": 5983.64, "text": " thought it was the least we could do"}, {"start": 6006.64, "end": 6016.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6016.64, "end": 6043.64, "text": " 3 minute and 3."}, {"start": 6043.64, "end": 6058.4800000000005, "text": " Not great, not terrible, but not great."}, {"start": 6058.4800000000005, "end": 6065.4800000000005, "text": " On bash and sub 16."}, {"start": 6065.4800000000005, "end": 6072.4800000000005, "text": " This direction."}, {"start": 6072.4800000000005, "end": 6077.4800000000005, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 6077.4800000000005, "end": 6085.4800000000005, "text": " This is the chosen one."}, {"start": 6115.4800000000005, "end": 6144.84, "text": " We got a fortress, so even though we don't have food, and it's 4.20 o'clock,"}, {"start": 6144.84, "end": 6146.84, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 6162.84, "end": 6164.84, "text": " Let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 6170.84, "end": 6172.84, "text": " Let's build thing."}, {"start": 6172.84, "end": 6186.12, "text": " And it's Lavaport, okay it's a 100% dead, it's Lavaport variation, which means no fucking"}, {"start": 6186.12, "end": 6193.24, "text": " retreat and it's built-in as dead, it's a dead."}, {"start": 6193.24, "end": 6199.08, "text": " I'm just bringing you off the news, bad or good, I will tell it to you objectively."}, {"start": 6199.08, "end": 6216.36, "text": " And let me tell you that run was dead."}, {"start": 6216.360000000001, "end": 6223.360000000001, "text": " for the next one I wonder about."}, {"start": 6336.360000000001, "end": 6348.360000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6378.360000000001, "end": 6381.360000000001, "text": " four"}, {"start": 6381.360000000001, "end": 6407.360000000001, "text": " not good, not good"}, {"start": 6407.360000000001, "end": 6424.960000000001, "text": " HQC is going to change force him by forcing him to becoming one of his henchmen bobbies"}, {"start": 6424.96, "end": 6431.96, "text": " What the fuck is this guy doing?"}, {"start": 6431.96, "end": 6434.96, "text": " What the fuck is this guy doing?"}, {"start": 6434.96, "end": 6436.96, "text": " Don't give me the bales"}, {"start": 6464.96, "end": 6493.56, "text": " that's nice that's nice"}, {"start": 6493.56, "end": 6495.56, "text": " that's life"}, {"start": 6517.56, "end": 6521.56, "text": " there's some shit BTs where you don't have a fucking tree"}, {"start": 6643.56, "end": 6650.56, "text": " Rotten flesh is worth taking."}, {"start": 6650.56, "end": 6661.56, "text": " You sick bastard."}, {"start": 6661.56, "end": 6686.84, "text": " 2 diamonds."}, {"start": 6686.84, "end": 6713.84, "text": " nothing. It's pretty dark in here. Just notice the lights are on."}, {"start": 6716.84, "end": 6720.78, "text": " Oh the shit the more like in a water in the fucking sea generation"}, {"start": 6722.84, "end": 6724.84, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 6735.84, "end": 6737.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6737.54, "end": 6742.12, "text": " Charlie that really hurt Charlie"}, {"start": 6743.46, "end": 6745.46, "text": " Charlie bit me"}, {"start": 6776.84, "end": 6802.84, "text": " All right, this could be very good, this could be very bad, most likely."}, {"start": 6802.84, "end": 6828.84, "text": " 11 is enough, ok not bad not bad."}, {"start": 6828.84, "end": 6842.28, "text": " uh one two three four five six"}, {"start": 6845.24, "end": 6852.12, "text": " okay let's move these be seated corn he's a psychological liar and will only blame the"}, {"start": 6852.12, "end": 6858.76, "text": " game rather than himself it's called pathological the defense the run was dead i am not an"}, {"start": 6858.76, "end": 6874.76, "text": " Norse assessed. Even XQC is humble and he got the report. Even XQC is humble and baby I don't know, I don't even know what's written."}, {"start": 6874.76, "end": 6880.76, "text": " But you made me fuck up my build here so shut the hell up man!"}, {"start": 6918.76, "end": 6938.76, "text": " dead anyway"}, {"start": 6938.76, "end": 6945.76, "text": " is bashing is dead anyway"}, {"start": 6962.12, "end": 6963.76, "text": " no food"}, {"start": 6963.76, "end": 6967.64, "text": " we never found this fortress"}, {"start": 6967.64, "end": 6969.4800000000005, "text": " Is that... Is that... Is that..."}, {"start": 6969.4800000000005, "end": 6972.280000000001, "text": " That Bastion is just there, still at that shed, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6974.200000000001, "end": 6975.72, "text": " It's good we saved some time."}, {"start": 6982.360000000001, "end": 6983.72, "text": " I'm even drunk."}, {"start": 6997.64, "end": 6999.62, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 6999.62, "end": 7002.4400000000005, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 7002.4400000000005, "end": 7009.4400000000005, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 7009.4400000000005, "end": 7016.4400000000005, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 7016.4400000000005, "end": 7023.4400000000005, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 7023.4400000000005, "end": 7049.4400000000005, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7049.4400000000005, "end": 7073.4400000000005, "text": " I can't see anything."}, {"start": 7073.4400000000005, "end": 7080.4400000000005, "text": " May there be light!"}, {"start": 7104.200000000001, "end": 7106.200000000001, "text": " Oops"}, {"start": 7107.820000000001, "end": 7113.000000000001, "text": " I'm just drinking water water in a teacup"}, {"start": 7116.400000000001, "end": 7118.400000000001, "text": " Plain old water"}, {"start": 7193.4400000000005, "end": 7215.4400000000005, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7245.4400000000005, "end": 7247.4400000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7261.4400000000005, "end": 7263.4400000000005, "text": " All right, give me good stuff"}, {"start": 7265.620000000001, "end": 7268.400000000001, "text": " That is enough all friends"}, {"start": 7335.4400000000005, "end": 7337.4400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7345.56, "end": 7347.88, "text": " Let's go this way"}, {"start": 7351.92, "end": 7353.92, "text": " Maybe"}, {"start": 7365.4400000000005, "end": 7381.4400000000005, "text": " Alright this is a good run, 230 entry."}, {"start": 7381.4400000000005, "end": 7391.92, "text": " Fuck, my jeans did."}, {"start": 7391.92, "end": 7392.92, "text": " Or did I?"}, {"start": 7392.92, "end": 7399.92, "text": " I fucking jinxed it, what the fuck is this, man?"}, {"start": 7422.92, "end": 7445.32, "text": " All right, let's go."}, {"start": 7445.32, "end": 7448.32, "text": " Wild within 16."}, {"start": 7448.32, "end": 7455.32, "text": " Uh, good direction."}, {"start": 7455.32, "end": 7468.759999999999, "text": " Do I go through the side?"}, {"start": 7468.759999999999, "end": 7473.759999999999, "text": " I have to decide."}, {"start": 7473.76, "end": 7494.52, "text": " okay looks good looks good okay we have ourselves a seat for the first time in I don't know"}, {"start": 7494.52, "end": 7505.320000000001, "text": " hello it is not the fastest four minutes and we don't really have food"}, {"start": 7505.320000000001, "end": 7509.160000000001, "text": " I'm just real honest"}, {"start": 7524.52, "end": 7527.160000000001, "text": " Remember string fake gold"}, {"start": 7554.52, "end": 7561.52, "text": " Alright, all is well."}, {"start": 7584.52, "end": 7599.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7599.52, "end": 7621.52, "text": " forward"}, {"start": 7621.52, "end": 7622.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7622.52, "end": 7623.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7623.52, "end": 7642.52, "text": " I'm going to take that chest down, make sure it has string."}, {"start": 7642.52, "end": 7667.4800000000005, "text": " I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 7667.4800000000005, "end": 7694.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, we don't have a Syrian, but we do have check chests."}, {"start": 7724.4800000000005, "end": 7727.4800000000005, "text": " I don't have gold for this right now."}, {"start": 7747.4800000000005, "end": 7749.4800000000005, "text": " I think we gotta get the obsidian."}, {"start": 7749.4800000000005, "end": 7751.4800000000005, "text": " Or just maybe."}, {"start": 7754.4800000000005, "end": 7759.4800000000005, "text": " Or got it to do."}, {"start": 7759.4800000000005, "end": 7764.4800000000005, "text": " Alright, forward march."}, {"start": 7764.4800000000005, "end": 7779.4800000000005, "text": " I'll see it so it should be built in on this right side here."}, {"start": 7779.4800000000005, "end": 7808.4800000000005, "text": " Let's just make another one of these."}, {"start": 7808.4800000000005, "end": 7831.22, "text": " another one of these. I don't see where we could go here to find this. It's built in"}, {"start": 7831.22, "end": 7841.02, "text": " almost guaranteed that I would go here. In case for some reason it shows."}, {"start": 7841.02, "end": 7867.02, "text": " Looks to be dead."}, {"start": 7867.02, "end": 7875.34, "text": " Unfortunately, it's S-Building and not a single part visible from the outside."}, {"start": 7875.34, "end": 7882.34, "text": " Well, it's all my peace."}, {"start": 7905.34, "end": 7912.34, "text": " that could have been something good amazing"}, {"start": 7965.34, "end": 7991.34, "text": " The Dave, Mr. Force. Still playing this children. Anyway, I bought a whole bunch of Shungit Rocks."}, {"start": 7991.34, "end": 7993.34, "text": " You know what shunned it is."}, {"start": 7993.34, "end": 7995.34, "text": " Anybody know what shunned it is?"}, {"start": 7995.34, "end": 7997.34, "text": " No, no soups night."}, {"start": 7997.34, "end": 7999.34, "text": " I think he's locked up in prison."}, {"start": 7999.34, "end": 8001.34, "text": " Talking shunned it."}, {"start": 8001.34, "end": 8003.34, "text": " Anyway..."}, {"start": 8021.34, "end": 8040.9800000000005, "text": " oh shit here we go come on don't fuck your own account"}, {"start": 8040.9800000000005, "end": 8061.38, "text": " Okay, we got ten, that's very good. Ten, I'll do it ten. I'll do it ten. I guess we'll"}, {"start": 8091.38, "end": 8093.38, "text": " Oh, the shit."}, {"start": 8121.38, "end": 8143.9800000000005, "text": " I don't see any gravy."}, {"start": 8143.9800000000005, "end": 8145.9800000000005, "text": " why is there no gravy?"}, {"start": 8203.98, "end": 8228.98, "text": " one bashing in this direction"}, {"start": 8228.98, "end": 8230.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8233.3, "end": 8235.3, "text": " Can barely see it"}, {"start": 8288.98, "end": 8309.3, "text": " It is simply the victory of the ships."}, {"start": 8309.3, "end": 8314.42, "text": " then has the Eee Spring Sharks set this cast to knock him back."}, {"start": 8314.42, "end": 8319.42, "text": " Kyo Chacon, it's for a self-finance, sir."}, {"start": 8319.42, "end": 8328.42, "text": " Sir, please get into my taxi, sir."}, {"start": 8388.42, "end": 8399.42, "text": " Have you read iRobot?"}, {"start": 8399.42, "end": 8401.26, "text": " I haven't."}, {"start": 8401.26, "end": 8404.84, "text": " I have only seen the Will Smith movie."}, {"start": 8404.84, "end": 8409.66, "text": " I didn't want to start that iRobot series because I kind of wanted to do the whole"}, {"start": 8409.66, "end": 8412.86, "text": " foundation one first."}, {"start": 8412.86, "end": 8419.86, "text": " I'm not sure if that is the best strong."}, {"start": 8502.86, "end": 8504.86, "text": " lmao"}, {"start": 8504.86, "end": 8506.86, "text": " non"}, {"start": 8506.86, "end": 8508.86, "text": " one"}, {"start": 8508.86, "end": 8510.86, "text": " one"}, {"start": 8510.86, "end": 8512.86, "text": " one"}, {"start": 8512.86, "end": 8514.86, "text": " one"}, {"start": 8514.86, "end": 8516.86, "text": " one"}, {"start": 8516.86, "end": 8518.86, "text": " two"}, {"start": 8518.86, "end": 8520.86, "text": " a"}, {"start": 8520.86, "end": 8522.86, "text": " five"}, {"start": 8522.86, "end": 8524.86, "text": " three"}, {"start": 8524.86, "end": 8526.86, "text": " five"}, {"start": 8526.86, "end": 8528.86, "text": " five"}, {"start": 8528.86, "end": 8535.86, "text": " it's like a diamond shovel, maybe?"}, {"start": 8588.86, "end": 8617.34, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 8617.34, "end": 8637.22, "text": " good on time okay I'm still very good on time actually"}, {"start": 8637.22, "end": 8656.539999999999, "text": " I don't like my seat What do I got one bashing sub 15 that's good news that's good news"}, {"start": 8667.22, "end": 8674.22, "text": " but that does not deserve"}, {"start": 8697.22, "end": 8707.22, "text": " So it's built in here, yeah?"}, {"start": 8707.22, "end": 8717.22, "text": " Maybe I can get on top of this."}, {"start": 8717.22, "end": 8719.22, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8749.22, "end": 8764.939999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8884.94, "end": 8903.480000000001, "text": " 19, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26,"}, {"start": 8914.94, "end": 8940.86, "text": " behind. That's enough. Alright, the top was built in, the bottom is built in, everything"}, {"start": 8940.86, "end": 8961.18, "text": " is built in correct I guess we just go through the hole it came in at least this way"}, {"start": 9000.86, "end": 9026.86, "text": " I'm going to go to the next one, I'm going to go to the next one, I'm going to go to"}, {"start": 9026.86, "end": 9033.86, "text": " crystals"}, {"start": 9045.460000000001, "end": 9052.460000000001, "text": " it's a bit too far"}, {"start": 9052.460000000001, "end": 9054.460000000001, "text": " can't see it"}, {"start": 9066.460000000001, "end": 9067.460000000001, "text": " dead"}, {"start": 9067.460000000001, "end": 9087.240000000002, "text": " No idea."}, {"start": 9087.24, "end": 9089.24, "text": " no idea"}, {"start": 9089.24, "end": 9091.24, "text": " no idea"}, {"start": 9117.24, "end": 9124.24, "text": " I don't know what to do with that."}, {"start": 9177.24, "end": 9206.86, "text": " All right, pray that this is lava."}, {"start": 9236.86, "end": 9246.86, "text": " Alright, here we go, 230 entry with full blocks, and some food."}, {"start": 9246.86, "end": 9249.74, "text": " Okay, what do we have?"}, {"start": 9249.74, "end": 9256.74, "text": " We have, unfortunately, looks like three bashings, at least two."}, {"start": 9256.74, "end": 9263.74, "text": " One, one, and two."}, {"start": 9263.74, "end": 9288.08, "text": " no direction looks good"}, {"start": 9288.08, "end": 9295.08, "text": " kinda fucked here"}, {"start": 9295.08, "end": 9302.08, "text": " we are kinda fucked here"}, {"start": 9318.08, "end": 9347.08, "text": " And there's a fortress or something behind it, and it could work."}, {"start": 9407.08, "end": 9409.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9437.08, "end": 9466.18, "text": " So I'm driving 40, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30,"}, {"start": 9466.18, "end": 9469.18, "text": " 22, 22"}, {"start": 9472.18, "end": 9474.18, "text": " 22 again"}, {"start": 9475.18, "end": 9477.18, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 9478.18, "end": 9480.18, "text": " 4 work"}, {"start": 9496.18, "end": 9503.18, "text": " what the fuck why is this still here?"}, {"start": 9512.18, "end": 9514.18, "text": " fucking piece of shit"}, {"start": 9514.18, "end": 9516.18, "text": " seven of us again"}, {"start": 9526.18, "end": 9545.34, "text": " I love CDM."}, {"start": 9545.34, "end": 9553.58, "text": " Where was it?"}, {"start": 9553.58, "end": 9555.58, "text": " from"}, {"start": 9573.46, "end": 9575.46, "text": " funny"}, {"start": 9575.82, "end": 9578.9, "text": " Okay, is that all we need wait we have fucking"}, {"start": 9578.9, "end": 9581.619999999999, "text": " I'm just up first."}, {"start": 9581.619999999999, "end": 9583.46, "text": " Hi, Mr. Force."}, {"start": 9583.46, "end": 9588.22, "text": " Any day now, you'll beat the juicer mini-craft record."}, {"start": 9588.22, "end": 9588.98, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 9588.98, "end": 9593.14, "text": " Surely the 10,000th seed is the one."}, {"start": 9593.14, "end": 9595.859999999999, "text": " At this point, it's less speedrun"}, {"start": 9595.859999999999, "end": 9599.1, "text": " and more long-term documentary on suffering."}, {"start": 9599.1, "end": 9600.9, "text": " There they are, NG."}, {"start": 9600.9, "end": 9604.539999999999, "text": " And you're slowly losing your sanity one reset at a time."}, {"start": 9604.54, "end": 9611.54, "text": " not false"}, {"start": 9611.54, "end": 9618.54, "text": " we don't have enough pearls really"}, {"start": 9618.54, "end": 9638.060000000001, "text": " I don't know where this fucking stack case is, that is dead though."}, {"start": 9638.06, "end": 9659.3, "text": " wrong version. I was fake fortress. Fake fortress. Bad as a mother fucker. Still born"}, {"start": 9659.300000000001, "end": 9661.300000000001, "text": " actually"}, {"start": 9689.300000000001, "end": 9705.300000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9825.300000000001, "end": 9835.300000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 9835.300000000001, "end": 9854.980000000001, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 9854.98, "end": 9871.699999999999, "text": " there again. We're at 44 right now. I kind of want to build up here actually."}, {"start": 9884.98, "end": 9909.66, "text": " Hi Mr. Force. I have written the anal bead program you ordered. It will vibrate in the"}, {"start": 9909.66, "end": 9916.82, "text": " direction you need to walk just like you requested. You can now finally beat the juicer."}, {"start": 9916.82, "end": 9930.619999999999, "text": " I hate juicers. I hate juicers. I hate juicers."}, {"start": 9930.62, "end": 9944.1, "text": " But I don't think I need no vibrating anal butt like that."}, {"start": 9944.1, "end": 9946.78, "text": " I just need a Godseed man."}, {"start": 9946.78, "end": 9947.78, "text": " Is this it?"}, {"start": 9947.78, "end": 9948.78, "text": " We don't know."}, {"start": 9948.78, "end": 9949.78, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 9949.78, "end": 9951.78, "text": " Because the useless bastion..."}, {"start": 9968.820000000002, "end": 9971.380000000001, "text": " Oh, that might work. This is the other one. This is a..."}, {"start": 9971.380000000001, "end": 9985.62, "text": " a lot of poor variation. Oh my god that's so crazy. That is so crazy I'm lucky I'm"}, {"start": 9985.62, "end": 10005.980000000001, "text": " can lie but yeah so it was built in and five minutes is some big scrolling"}, {"start": 10015.62, "end": 10024.7, "text": " Mr. Force, remember when you had the record by a huge margin, but forgot the wood. That"}, {"start": 10024.7, "end": 10026.42, "text": " was two years ago today."}, {"start": 10026.42, "end": 10029.42, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 10029.42, "end": 10037.62, "text": " You wasted the Godseed sent by the gods. Surely it is only a matter of time before"}, {"start": 10037.62, "end": 10041.980000000001, "text": " you are given the next Godseed."}, {"start": 10041.98, "end": 10047.18, "text": " He wasn't by a huge margin first of all, and including the time it takes to get the wood,"}, {"start": 10047.18, "end": 10056.3, "text": " it would have been even more minuscule margin here, alright."}, {"start": 10056.3, "end": 10068.38, "text": " You got the facts wrong."}, {"start": 10068.380000000001, "end": 10070.380000000001, "text": " I got him all wrong, fuck."}, {"start": 10078.18, "end": 10079.18, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 10098.380000000001, "end": 10124.7, "text": " release the minecarts up there"}, {"start": 10124.7, "end": 10132.7, "text": " Although for some and chat I just wanted to share this experience since I'm a loser also I went to another prostitute"}, {"start": 10132.7, "end": 10137.7, "text": " This time I lasted about 50 seconds the first round"}, {"start": 10137.7, "end": 10148.7, "text": " The second round I lasted for about 20 minutes minus $150 minus $10 won this TV"}, {"start": 10148.7, "end": 10155.7, "text": " Yeah, I don't know what happens."}, {"start": 10208.7, "end": 10218.0, "text": " Evening, Mr. Foes. I've been feeling really sick these past few days. Watching your runs"}, {"start": 10218.0, "end": 10225.28, "text": " made my symptoms even worse. The amount of God seeds you are getting is unfathomable."}, {"start": 10225.28, "end": 10229.240000000002, "text": " Keep throwing. EG, go next, unfathomable."}, {"start": 10229.24, "end": 10239.24, "text": " I don't think so, I think you don't know what unfeasible means."}, {"start": 10409.24, "end": 10411.24, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10433.76, "end": 10435.76, "text": " Fortress"}, {"start": 10436.28, "end": 10438.28, "text": " It's then"}, {"start": 10559.24, "end": 10561.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10566.34, "end": 10568.34, "text": " Must be good"}, {"start": 10574.22, "end": 10576.22, "text": " That is terrible"}, {"start": 10619.24, "end": 10635.24, "text": " something ain't right"}, {"start": 10665.24, "end": 10672.24, "text": " Well, for sent a day at work I stood up for myself."}, {"start": 10672.24, "end": 10677.44, "text": " A dude from the next shift took my equipment when I went to break."}, {"start": 10677.44, "end": 10683.199999999999, "text": " When I returned from break I said him still using that and just took the thing."}, {"start": 10683.199999999999, "end": 10686.119999999999, "text": " Do you know what I was thinking before?"}, {"start": 10686.12, "end": 10688.12, "text": " What would Fawcett do?"}, {"start": 10698.12, "end": 10703.12, "text": " All right, I don't mean that as... Good, very good."}, {"start": 10708.12, "end": 10710.12, "text": " Definitely not Swedish."}, {"start": 10716.12, "end": 10737.800000000001, "text": " So, look at this new book I'm reading."}, {"start": 10737.800000000001, "end": 10740.6, "text": " It talks about this mysterious superfood."}, {"start": 10740.6, "end": 10745.480000000001, "text": " They call it sugar, wait, sugar no sugar that's it, sugar."}, {"start": 10745.48, "end": 10753.34, "text": " the fuck why did you close the book there's no such thing as shelter don't"}, {"start": 10753.34, "end": 10756.16, "text": " hear room"}, {"start": 10760.439999999999, "end": 10764.64, "text": " that's what they want you to believe"}, {"start": 10766.119999999999, "end": 10772.039999999999, "text": " but we know the truth don't be bruised"}, {"start": 10805.48, "end": 10812.48, "text": " and"}, {"start": 10925.48, "end": 10926.48, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 10928.98, "end": 10930.48, "text": " Show me your moots."}, {"start": 10938.48, "end": 10943.48, "text": " Awesome. I have been a loyal follower since 1987."}, {"start": 10943.48, "end": 10949.48, "text": " And I'm developing the legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time Remake coming later this year."}, {"start": 10949.48, "end": 10951.48, "text": " Will you play?"}, {"start": 10951.48, "end": 10953.48, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10953.48, "end": 10956.48, "text": " Okay, that's fine. Remake."}, {"start": 10956.48, "end": 10959.48, "text": " I don't know anything about that."}, {"start": 10959.48, "end": 10963.48, "text": " Wow, okay. You didn't have to be an asshole about it."}, {"start": 10963.48, "end": 10967.48, "text": " I even made a promise, dinner cooked for you. Fuck you."}, {"start": 10971.48, "end": 10973.48, "text": " It's a room bird."}, {"start": 10976.48, "end": 10979.48, "text": " Wait, remake or remastered?"}, {"start": 10981.48, "end": 10996.68, "text": " remake oh shit that is huge you know ain't no way this that shit is coming"}, {"start": 10996.68, "end": 11005.4, "text": " out later this year the internet doesn't shadow drop shit they don't"}, {"start": 11005.4, "end": 11010.4, "text": " Shadow Drop Shit. They show shit on Nintendo Day."}, {"start": 11010.4, "end": 11021.4, "text": " They do? No. Unless you're counting some fucking ports or whatever. That doesn't count."}, {"start": 11035.4, "end": 11062.359999999999, "text": " this shadowed up largest in the location that is true"}, {"start": 11065.4, "end": 11077.039999999999, "text": " remember Mario Battle Royale that's pretty fun insta lawyer"}, {"start": 11095.4, "end": 11111.199999999999, "text": " that was six years ago no no in a way no just a couple years ago right right"}, {"start": 11155.4, "end": 11157.4, "text": " But that's enough."}, {"start": 11160.4, "end": 11162.4, "text": " Is that question?"}, {"start": 11170.4, "end": 11173.4, "text": " Chat, are you guys all immature?"}, {"start": 11173.4, "end": 11175.4, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 11175.4, "end": 11178.4, "text": " Stop posting a ski porn in chat."}, {"start": 11178.4, "end": 11180.4, "text": " It's annoying, disgusting,"}, {"start": 11180.4, "end": 11187.56, "text": " and quite frankly it's disrespectful to women. Please, if you respect women don't"}, {"start": 11187.56, "end": 11193.24, "text": " post a ski pornography in the chat. I mean it."}, {"start": 11210.4, "end": 11225.24, "text": " what are we without reman?"}, {"start": 11225.24, "end": 11227.24, "text": " nothing"}, {"start": 11240.4, "end": 11265.4, "text": " I see one portal, but I don't like it."}, {"start": 11295.4, "end": 11300.64, "text": " You have been part of GG talent group for about six years now"}, {"start": 11301.199999999999, "end": 11308.9, "text": " Isn't it time that you start showing some actual talent? Oh MEG LULL Megalol"}, {"start": 11309.96, "end": 11311.96, "text": " I think I'm pretty good"}, {"start": 11313.08, "end": 11315.08, "text": " That's very notice"}, {"start": 11319.6, "end": 11321.6, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 11321.6, "end": 11330.4, "text": " It's only been 3 minutes but it does feel like eternity."}, {"start": 11330.4, "end": 11341.4, "text": " We do have lava here."}, {"start": 11341.4, "end": 11367.4, "text": " That's not what I wanted to do."}, {"start": 11367.4, "end": 11396.4, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11396.4, "end": 11408.039999999999, "text": " LeoOVML Japanese characters welcome back, I'm here with the 5 years, forcing me, forcing"}, {"start": 11408.039999999999, "end": 11413.92, "text": " Fizz, thank you very much, Felix the good, whatever an MVP, G-Exil with the parents"}, {"start": 11413.92, "end": 11421.68, "text": " are welcome, Antikitty welcome back, Arake, Kunis, and Prong, I'm sure it's the 136th"}, {"start": 11421.68, "end": 11426.68, "text": " Margin everyone and the K&S and K-Soldier and Chronicles I love them."}, {"start": 11427.68, "end": 11429.68, "text": " Thank you ladies and Senoritos."}, {"start": 11431.68, "end": 11434.68, "text": " Muchas gracias. Spaciba."}, {"start": 11438.68, "end": 11439.68, "text": " No chest."}, {"start": 11442.68, "end": 11444.68, "text": " No chests."}, {"start": 11511.68, "end": 11524.92, "text": " There are still women in this chat, that's simply not true, type, hey guys, if you're"}, {"start": 11524.92, "end": 11527.76, "text": " a woman in chat right now."}, {"start": 11527.76, "end": 11534.76, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11534.76, "end": 11540.76, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11570.76, "end": 11597.32, "text": " Oh, that's gonna cost me."}, {"start": 11597.32, "end": 11598.32, "text": " Touch that."}, {"start": 11598.32, "end": 11599.32, "text": " Fishy."}, {"start": 11599.32, "end": 11600.32, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 11627.32, "end": 11649.1, "text": " here we get this"}, {"start": 11649.1, "end": 11667.1, "text": " peace of shiiiit"}, {"start": 11667.1, "end": 11684.1, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 11684.1, "end": 11704.1, "text": " Oh my god, this is the most fucking annoying shit ever."}, {"start": 11704.1, "end": 11711.1, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11711.1, "end": 11715.1, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11715.1, "end": 11718.1, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 11718.1, "end": 11721.1, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11721.1, "end": 11724.1, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 11724.1, "end": 11728.1, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11728.1, "end": 11733.1, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 11733.1, "end": 11760.1, "text": " built-in leather type of this, it's dead."}, {"start": 11760.1, "end": 11773.68, "text": " this terrain is giga dead but look at that had it not been it would have been pretty"}, {"start": 11863.68, "end": 11889.68, "text": " 6, 2, 3, no tree, no tree, let's cancel this."}, {"start": 11889.68, "end": 11918.68, "text": " I was gambling on this being lava and it looks like it's a terrible chance of being lava."}, {"start": 11918.68, "end": 11925.68, "text": " We'll take those... arts... Specialists as we got diamond."}, {"start": 11978.68, "end": 12003.68, "text": " Most likely not."}, {"start": 12003.68, "end": 12013.68, "text": " Oh, in Christ."}, {"start": 12013.68, "end": 12029.68, "text": " Indeed, not."}, {"start": 12059.68, "end": 12075.68, "text": " That's what your mother sounds like every other Friday night."}, {"start": 12075.68, "end": 12101.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12101.68, "end": 12119.12, "text": " This might require the action pack chest."}, {"start": 12149.12, "end": 12167.34, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12167.34, "end": 12177.34, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12207.34, "end": 12232.34, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12232.34, "end": 12234.34, "text": " no blacksmith, I would have been great."}, {"start": 12234.34, "end": 12237.34, "text": " That would have been so good man."}, {"start": 12248.34, "end": 12249.34, "text": " The fuck am I s..."}, {"start": 12249.34, "end": 12250.34, "text": " What is this shit?"}, {"start": 12250.34, "end": 12260.34, "text": " HQC crashed out on BVG and AMP saying his music sucks and that nobody's watching AMP"}, {"start": 12260.34, "end": 12266.34, "text": " before mocking him with robot moves regarding him having U-Bots history."}, {"start": 12266.34, "end": 12271.34, "text": " I'm a guy of brain cancer, you know."}, {"start": 12271.34, "end": 12279.34, "text": " I got absolute brain cancer."}, {"start": 12279.34, "end": 12286.34, "text": " one"}, {"start": 12302.98, "end": 12308.78, "text": " well excuse"}, {"start": 12308.78, "end": 12310.78, "text": " Say I can't afford it."}, {"start": 12338.78, "end": 12355.42, "text": " Alright, how are we going to figure out this one?"}, {"start": 12355.42, "end": 12361.460000000001, "text": " Take the wood preemptively, alright."}, {"start": 12361.460000000001, "end": 12364.42, "text": " I see no onions."}, {"start": 12364.42, "end": 12365.42, "text": " I see lava."}, {"start": 12365.42, "end": 12367.42, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 12367.42, "end": 12368.42, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 12368.42, "end": 12370.42, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 12370.42, "end": 12372.42, "text": " Uh"}, {"start": 12372.42, "end": 12400.7, "text": " No cave for Dave, one cave."}, {"start": 12400.7, "end": 12402.7, "text": " Is it worth?"}, {"start": 12402.7, "end": 12409.7, "text": " One, two, three, four, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 12409.7, "end": 12411.7, "text": " Save a touch."}, {"start": 12520.7, "end": 12522.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12539.26, "end": 12541.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12541.42, "end": 12545.300000000001, "text": " You know I was so fucking good"}, {"start": 12545.300000000001, "end": 12563.900000000001, "text": " my food is frozen maybe not okay we're very good now should we get lava oh my"}, {"start": 12563.900000000001, "end": 12570.980000000001, "text": " god we're so good this might be a god rum shot this is full food we have the"}, {"start": 12600.98, "end": 12612.34, "text": " I might still save it, Shad."}, {"start": 12612.34, "end": 12617.699999999999, "text": " I'm saving it."}, {"start": 12617.7, "end": 12619.7, "text": " is about to be saved."}, {"start": 12641.2, "end": 12643.2, "text": " Alright, look at that."}, {"start": 12643.2, "end": 12645.2, "text": " 3 minutes, but we have food, we have blocks."}, {"start": 12647.7, "end": 12654.7, "text": " oh my god that ahhh shit that a fucking shit"}, {"start": 12654.7, "end": 12658.7, "text": " 19"}, {"start": 12658.7, "end": 12664.7, "text": " I lied"}, {"start": 12664.7, "end": 12667.7, "text": " I lied"}, {"start": 12667.7, "end": 12669.7, "text": " it's over"}, {"start": 12669.7, "end": 12672.7, "text": " don't you get it"}, {"start": 12672.7, "end": 12676.7, "text": " I think it's over"}, {"start": 12707.7, "end": 12711.7, "text": " Looks very grim."}, {"start": 12716.7, "end": 12718.7, "text": " Very much so."}, {"start": 12720.7, "end": 12722.7, "text": " Fucking shit."}, {"start": 12723.7, "end": 12727.7, "text": " Checking this thing out, let's be Donald J."}, {"start": 12727.7, "end": 12730.7, "text": " I'm fucking losing it right now."}, {"start": 12730.7, "end": 12733.7, "text": " Everyone hates me for no fucking reason."}, {"start": 12733.7, "end": 12736.7, "text": " Anyways, I'm chilling with the nuclear codes here."}, {"start": 12736.7, "end": 12738.7, "text": " Any advice to stay sane?"}, {"start": 12739.7, "end": 12741.7, "text": " Take your bipolar pills."}, {"start": 12742.7, "end": 12746.7, "text": " Alright, whatever. Time to nuke some shit up."}, {"start": 12758.7, "end": 12761.7, "text": " I honestly wouldn't be surprised..."}, {"start": 12761.7, "end": 12764.900000000001, "text": " if Trump broke the nuke"}, {"start": 12764.900000000001, "end": 12767.900000000001, "text": " oh no i don't like the sound"}, {"start": 12767.900000000001, "end": 12771.26, "text": " it's like ah fuck it i'm not gonna be able to get real like that"}, {"start": 12771.26, "end": 12776.26, "text": " ah anyway the run was that anyway"}, {"start": 12791.7, "end": 12805.66, "text": " Nothing ever happens. Yeah, I'm not talking about nuking anywhere where I am. I'm just"}, {"start": 12805.66, "end": 12812.66, "text": " and you can use some place this distance, you know. Nothing ever happens to land."}, {"start": 12895.66, "end": 12897.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12912.22, "end": 12915.119999999999, "text": " Jesus what the fuck no chill"}, {"start": 12917.86, "end": 12922.88, "text": " What the fuck man, I haven't even been on seat of one fucking second"}, {"start": 12922.880000000001, "end": 12929.880000000001, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 12935.52, "end": 12942.52, "text": " The Spoon Killer!"}, {"start": 12982.880000000001, "end": 12984.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13012.880000000001, "end": 13014.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13042.880000000001, "end": 13044.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13072.880000000001, "end": 13074.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13102.880000000001, "end": 13104.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13132.880000000001, "end": 13155.36, "text": " Good evening, Mr. Force. I noticed you are returning. In order for Trump to look he would"}, {"start": 13155.36, "end": 13161.76, "text": " need multiple people to confirm. There are some fields who hasn't Trump agreed to."}, {"start": 13161.76, "end": 13166.76, "text": " You never admit fault and blame everything else on other things or people."}, {"start": 13167.76, "end": 13171.76, "text": " So what I'm trying to say is, I wouldn't be surprised if they agreed."}, {"start": 13191.76, "end": 13217.76, "text": " They're all going to buy shorts and then nuke."}, {"start": 13217.76, "end": 13241.84, "text": " The real question is will the shorts be valuable?"}, {"start": 13241.84, "end": 13259.28, "text": " if you nuke and the responses are nuke, probably not."}, {"start": 13289.28, "end": 13313.12, "text": " This is the house."}, {"start": 13343.12, "end": 13345.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13403.12, "end": 13431.44, "text": " They like just music."}, {"start": 13431.44, "end": 13433.44, "text": " I guess I prefer to just music"}, {"start": 13434.140000000001, "end": 13435.640000000001, "text": " We're both in this playlist"}, {"start": 13457.640000000001, "end": 13460.84, "text": " Yeah, but not uh, we're really in the Cyprus"}, {"start": 13461.44, "end": 13464.44, "text": " I'll end the nothing ever happens, so please."}, {"start": 13551.44, "end": 13580.44, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13580.44, "end": 13587.44, "text": " That's a fucking deep."}, {"start": 13640.44, "end": 13664.7, "text": " That's lucky enough."}, {"start": 13664.7, "end": 13693.7, "text": " Okay, we have a legendary seed."}, {"start": 13693.7, "end": 13719.7, "text": " One more, one more."}, {"start": 13719.7, "end": 13734.7, "text": " Wow, this is how long we got him."}, {"start": 13734.7, "end": 13735.7, "text": " Are you?"}, {"start": 13764.7, "end": 13786.7, "text": " Okay, we got everything we need except for that one."}, {"start": 13786.7, "end": 13803.820000000002, "text": " That looks promising."}, {"start": 13803.82, "end": 13805.82, "text": " I promise you that!"}, {"start": 13833.82, "end": 13842.82, "text": " Android braw, welcome back, dears new and stripped to it in six months."}, {"start": 13842.82, "end": 13849.82, "text": " Welcome back, ladies."}, {"start": 13849.82, "end": 13856.82, "text": " Only in the nothing happens, Cyprus, will I get the record."}, {"start": 13856.82, "end": 13859.82, "text": " But you don't ever admit to any mistake."}, {"start": 13859.82, "end": 13865.82, "text": " Yes, I do. Only when my sugar-free waffles are not made in time, you witch."}, {"start": 13865.82, "end": 13870.82, "text": " Then I can't as good as I could have. Fuck Nina, I can't lie dud."}, {"start": 13873.82, "end": 13877.82, "text": " I can't lie dud? What the fuck are you saying?"}, {"start": 13919.82, "end": 13926.82, "text": " I don't know what to do with this."}, {"start": 13940.82, "end": 13946.82, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 13946.82, "end": 13948.82, "text": " 21"}, {"start": 13950.42, "end": 13953.02, "text": " That is too far"}, {"start": 13954.06, "end": 13957.88, "text": " Executus you have placed the bashing too far"}, {"start": 13976.82, "end": 13978.82, "text": " ah"}, {"start": 14000.619999999999, "end": 14002.619999999999, "text": " oh, can't see the jungle"}, {"start": 14036.82, "end": 14053.02, "text": " Okay, I won't chill."}, {"start": 14053.02, "end": 14055.02, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 14055.02, "end": 14064.94, "text": " That is a no bueno, I think."}, {"start": 14214.94, "end": 14234.62, "text": " Okay, we've got some stuff, and do we have the lava?"}, {"start": 14234.62, "end": 14237.62, "text": " important stuff"}, {"start": 14264.62, "end": 14269.62, "text": " Okay, this looks pretty good."}, {"start": 14269.62, "end": 14274.62, "text": " It's lovely to get lava now."}, {"start": 14274.62, "end": 14279.62, "text": " That's a fake."}, {"start": 14279.62, "end": 14284.62, "text": " That's a faker."}, {"start": 14284.62, "end": 14286.62, "text": " That's a faker."}, {"start": 14299.1, "end": 14301.1, "text": " Can I ever get a lava bear?"}, {"start": 14301.1, "end": 14322.1, "text": " Oh, very nice, very nice."}, {"start": 14322.1, "end": 14324.1, "text": " Blast protection."}, {"start": 14324.1, "end": 14349.54, "text": " Alright we got a 2, 35 and 3, alright, wait."}, {"start": 14349.54, "end": 14353.1, "text": " Blocks and full food, here we go!"}, {"start": 14353.1, "end": 14355.58, "text": " Oh my god! You got flippers!"}, {"start": 14356.18, "end": 14358.18, "text": " And we have bashing somewhere"}, {"start": 14360.68, "end": 14361.68, "text": " In this direction"}, {"start": 14363.04, "end": 14364.04, "text": " Or in that direction"}, {"start": 14379.36, "end": 14381.12, "text": " We have a crazy 2-3 team"}, {"start": 14383.1, "end": 14387.1, "text": " Turns out the bash on this closer in this direction"}, {"start": 14389.1, "end": 14392.1, "text": " I hope it's not showing me some weird ass fucking"}, {"start": 14397.1, "end": 14400.1, "text": " Weird ass critters shit, right?"}, {"start": 14409.1, "end": 14411.1, "text": " Cause I don't fucking see it"}, {"start": 14413.1, "end": 14430.5, "text": " Come on, don't screw me on this one."}, {"start": 14430.5, "end": 14455.5, "text": " Okay, so this built it unfortunately, which is why I did not want to have them, but..."}, {"start": 14455.5, "end": 14462.5, "text": " it's kind of fun"}, {"start": 14485.5, "end": 14515.34, "text": " Oh man it's so tragic."}, {"start": 14515.34, "end": 14517.34, "text": " it is so fucking annoying"}, {"start": 14545.34, "end": 14555.34, "text": " What the fuck am I?"}, {"start": 14555.34, "end": 14574.34, "text": " I'm not aware of this fucking fortress is now, this shit is so fucking built in."}, {"start": 14574.34, "end": 14587.34, "text": " and"}, {"start": 14587.34, "end": 14599.34, "text": " a call"}, {"start": 14629.34, "end": 14632.34, "text": " So I fucking stamped the fortress."}, {"start": 14632.34, "end": 14662.14, "text": " I'm not going in that into that tunnel again."}, {"start": 14662.14, "end": 14688.14, "text": " 14 pearls, final obsidian, tradies garbage, that's the one over here too."}, {"start": 14688.14, "end": 14709.74, "text": " The sad part is that the Bastion that was further away most likely has way better path"}, {"start": 14709.74, "end": 14713.74, "text": " You can't know that at a time."}, {"start": 14713.74, "end": 14722.74, "text": " You can only use the information you see at any given time."}, {"start": 14727.74, "end": 14732.74, "text": " How do we go this way instead?"}, {"start": 14732.74, "end": 14738.74, "text": " This terrain will solve it as a motherfucker."}, {"start": 14738.74, "end": 14744.6, "text": " But you can't see it from this position right here. This or above the hill"}, {"start": 14749.72, "end": 14751.72, "text": " This almost closer"}, {"start": 14753.48, "end": 14755.48, "text": " Technically"}, {"start": 14757.92, "end": 14761.0, "text": " I was like that was really like it"}, {"start": 14768.74, "end": 14775.74, "text": " That was really unfortunate."}, {"start": 14775.74, "end": 14778.74, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 14778.74, "end": 14784.74, "text": " Fucking built in."}, {"start": 14784.74, "end": 14794.74, "text": " Never do I ever win a 50-50 coin flip."}, {"start": 14854.74, "end": 14865.38, "text": " Fuck, that could have really been it."}, {"start": 14865.38, "end": 14868.06, "text": " But I've gone to the other one."}, {"start": 14868.06, "end": 14869.06, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 14869.06, "end": 14870.06, "text": " That was such..."}, {"start": 14870.06, "end": 14871.06, "text": " Good entry."}, {"start": 14871.06, "end": 14877.779999999999, "text": " I have a such good entry"}, {"start": 14901.06, "end": 14925.06, "text": " That's what she said, you and your mom really talk about everything, you know?"}, {"start": 14985.06, "end": 15004.939999999999, "text": " Yeah, this is really good."}, {"start": 15004.939999999999, "end": 15006.939999999999, "text": " Six."}, {"start": 15006.939999999999, "end": 15013.779999999999, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 15014.78, "end": 15016.78, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 15019.28, "end": 15021.94, "text": " How do we salvage that one iron off"}, {"start": 15031.820000000002, "end": 15033.820000000002, "text": " Fuck it"}, {"start": 15043.78, "end": 15072.54, "text": " where is the fucking stone?"}, {"start": 15072.54, "end": 15074.54, "text": " Not..."}, {"start": 15075.160000000002, "end": 15077.160000000002, "text": " Various"}, {"start": 15132.54, "end": 15139.54, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 15155.820000000002, "end": 15158.820000000002, "text": " Alright we got some free entry."}, {"start": 15162.54, "end": 15169.54, "text": " that's my name"}, {"start": 15177.54, "end": 15184.54, "text": " not that shim though"}, {"start": 15184.54, "end": 15191.54, "text": " that's my name"}, {"start": 15222.54, "end": 15224.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15234.54, "end": 15239.6, "text": " Just give it to you. Yeah, dead. Oh"}, {"start": 15241.62, "end": 15243.62, "text": " Taurus boy"}, {"start": 15252.54, "end": 15262.42, "text": " Thank you Supreme, Bob Dragon, the Roozoo, welcome back, and the RoozooCast, Snarelobe,"}, {"start": 15262.42, "end": 15263.740000000002, "text": " and Pants, the Graver."}, {"start": 15263.740000000002, "end": 15264.740000000002, "text": " The Graver."}, {"start": 15264.74, "end": 15266.74, "text": " They creep us."}, {"start": 15414.74, "end": 15421.74, "text": " block to this"}, {"start": 15422.22, "end": 15429.22, "text": " block to this"}, {"start": 15444.74, "end": 15469.74, "text": " I can win very good."}, {"start": 15469.74, "end": 15471.74, "text": " fucking christ i'm a stick"}, {"start": 15481.1, "end": 15486.14, "text": " you heard that you hear that crack really that's a big crack"}, {"start": 15486.14, "end": 15510.14, "text": " Crack my fucking pants."}, {"start": 15510.14, "end": 15520.14, "text": " You have no power here."}, {"start": 15520.14, "end": 15535.14, "text": " Ah, what the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 15535.14, "end": 15554.82, "text": " Okay, my life's prettiest moment."}, {"start": 15554.82, "end": 15561.82, "text": " one sub sixteener"}, {"start": 15566.98, "end": 15568.1, "text": " i see it"}, {"start": 15568.1, "end": 15575.1, "text": " with my own two eyes i see it"}, {"start": 15577.58, "end": 15579.58, "text": " what should i"}, {"start": 15579.58, "end": 15583.58, "text": " i am friendly"}, {"start": 15583.58, "end": 15585.58, "text": " Mama bitch"}, {"start": 15610.82, "end": 15612.82, "text": " Take cold"}, {"start": 15613.58, "end": 15615.58, "text": " not fake though"}, {"start": 15673.58, "end": 15694.58, "text": " 9, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,"}, {"start": 15694.58, "end": 15699.58, "text": " in the rain today. No."}, {"start": 15705.58, "end": 15710.58, "text": " That's uh, that, that's Giga, the, the stillborn."}, {"start": 15724.58, "end": 15731.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15731.58, "end": 15733.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15761.58, "end": 15763.58, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 15787.5, "end": 15789.5, "text": " All right four"}, {"start": 15911.58, "end": 15930.26, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 15930.26, "end": 15939.26, "text": " Go to the next seat."}, {"start": 15969.26, "end": 15998.26, "text": " I have a village portal lava ish no chest then it is doomed"}, {"start": 15998.26, "end": 16005.26, "text": " Do you admit that?"}, {"start": 16088.26, "end": 16095.26, "text": " Take him that ass."}, {"start": 16118.26, "end": 16134.26, "text": " Firstly we have lava right there but no ship."}, {"start": 16134.26, "end": 16137.26, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 16137.26, "end": 16141.26, "text": " Unless we swim."}, {"start": 16141.26, "end": 16143.26, "text": " Open trees."}, {"start": 16143.26, "end": 16148.26, "text": " is it worse?"}, {"start": 16148.26, "end": 16156.26, "text": " it just maybe could be"}, {"start": 16173.26, "end": 16183.26, "text": " food food"}, {"start": 16183.26, "end": 16193.26, "text": " food food"}, {"start": 16193.26, "end": 16206.58, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 16206.58, "end": 16217.7, "text": " What are you building here?"}, {"start": 16217.7, "end": 16221.300000000001, "text": " Okay, we'll do something like this"}, {"start": 16240.300000000001, "end": 16241.1, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 16277.7, "end": 16284.7, "text": " We are in quiet the good spot here."}, {"start": 16284.7, "end": 16293.7, "text": " Quiet the good spot."}, {"start": 16293.7, "end": 16304.7, "text": " I've jinxed it."}, {"start": 16304.7, "end": 16332.42, "text": " Oh my god that's so unlucky!"}, {"start": 16332.42, "end": 16335.0, "text": " What is the percentage of that happening?"}, {"start": 16335.0, "end": 16336.8, "text": " I forgot."}, {"start": 16336.8, "end": 16339.8, "text": " That is so unlucky man."}, {"start": 16339.8, "end": 16344.8, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16344.8, "end": 16358.8, "text": " That is so unlucky man."}, {"start": 16358.800000000001, "end": 16386.68, "text": " What I found to happen, the boat has a minuscule challenge of breaking a bug."}, {"start": 16386.68, "end": 16397.68, "text": " And it had to happen during the seed of gods."}, {"start": 16397.68, "end": 16414.28, "text": " Maybe we will now find out."}, {"start": 16414.28, "end": 16421.879999999997, "text": " it is not miniscule. During the entire time I've been on it since I got back to record,"}, {"start": 16421.879999999997, "end": 16430.879999999997, "text": " it has only happened twice, including this one. So yes, it is very, very miniscule."}, {"start": 16444.28, "end": 16471.719999999998, "text": " but uh this could very well be that 500 blocks away I said"}, {"start": 16471.72, "end": 16473.72, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 16478.280000000002, "end": 16480.280000000002, "text": " It's fine. It's done."}, {"start": 16591.72, "end": 16598.72, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 16609.4, "end": 16611.72, "text": " I got a horror game."}, {"start": 16611.72, "end": 16613.56, "text": " Save for children."}, {"start": 16613.56, "end": 16615.88, "text": " What's over?"}, {"start": 16615.88, "end": 16619.48, "text": " Okay, this is good. No, it's terrible."}, {"start": 16619.48, "end": 16621.48, "text": " less"}, {"start": 16679.48, "end": 16701.0, "text": " That's 60 and T. Tramp will be placed, but not much else."}, {"start": 16701.0, "end": 16708.0, "text": " I guess that's dead then, right?"}, {"start": 16718.56, "end": 16720.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 16720.18, "end": 16727.18, "text": " No, I don't think so."}, {"start": 16761.0, "end": 16787.0, "text": " All right, it's a YOLO RUN."}, {"start": 16787.0, "end": 16789.0, "text": " YOLO!"}, {"start": 16789.0, "end": 16817.0, "text": " what"}, {"start": 16847.0, "end": 16849.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16849.0, "end": 16872.0, "text": " That's like a built-in."}, {"start": 16992.0, "end": 16997.0, "text": " I remember you both."}, {"start": 17002.0, "end": 17010.0, "text": " No, this fucking bastion is insanely fucking built in here."}, {"start": 17022.0, "end": 17029.0, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17029.0, "end": 17036.0, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17036.0, "end": 17043.0, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17043.0, "end": 17049.0, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17049.0, "end": 17052.0, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 17052.0, "end": 17055.68, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 17055.68, "end": 17061.28, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 17061.28, "end": 17063.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17063.68, "end": 17065.68, "text": " Why did that TNT?"}, {"start": 17068.44, "end": 17070.64, "text": " Was this it was it this see that TNT"}, {"start": 17091.28, "end": 17116.199999999997, "text": " Mr. Force, can you clarify when you are planning on beating the reward?"}, {"start": 17116.199999999997, "end": 17117.199999999997, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 17117.2, "end": 17123.2, "text": " Because of this rate with you playing once or twice a week, we might never be done."}, {"start": 17123.2, "end": 17125.2, "text": " Please clarify."}, {"start": 17130.2, "end": 17132.2, "text": " It's done anyway."}, {"start": 17132.2, "end": 17134.2, "text": " It's done anyway."}, {"start": 17136.2, "end": 17145.2, "text": " It was built in on the trading side of things and it was still a 17 fortress to get back."}, {"start": 17147.2, "end": 17154.2, "text": " 18 actually sorry 19 with the spawner being 19"}, {"start": 17158.2, "end": 17163.2, "text": " it was easy params yes I don't disagree but it was already six minutes"}, {"start": 17166.2, "end": 17169.2, "text": " unfortunately it was fairly dead"}, {"start": 17177.2, "end": 17203.760000000002, "text": " Maybe I should have done Fortress first in that situation, but Fortress first is kind"}, {"start": 17203.760000000002, "end": 17204.760000000002, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 17212.760000000002, "end": 17215.760000000002, "text": " But it could have been the play, it could have been the play."}, {"start": 17215.760000000002, "end": 17217.760000000002, "text": " It's a close call."}, {"start": 17233.760000000002, "end": 17241.460000000003, "text": " I'm not following the WoW world first, no."}, {"start": 17241.460000000003, "end": 17254.04, "text": " WoW will never be in eSport, because they have fucking wheelchair, fucking add-ons."}, {"start": 17254.04, "end": 17261.920000000002, "text": " Third party shit."}, {"start": 17261.920000000002, "end": 17270.320000000003, "text": " I heard Blizzard removed it but then folded under the outcry of handicapped wow players"}, {"start": 17270.320000000003, "end": 17271.640000000003, "text": " bringing it back."}, {"start": 17271.640000000003, "end": 17273.640000000003, "text": " Is that true?"}, {"start": 17284.640000000003, "end": 17291.440000000002, "text": " Blizzard cultivated an audience of cash shows and then they expect to fucking remove the"}, {"start": 17291.44, "end": 17298.44, "text": " we're in church. They crazy. They crazy man."}, {"start": 17411.44, "end": 17418.359999999997, "text": " Where did you play Tekken again?"}, {"start": 17418.359999999997, "end": 17425.68, "text": " Yeah, where is Tekken 9?"}, {"start": 17425.68, "end": 17434.28, "text": " Tekken 9, 9, 9!"}, {"start": 17434.28, "end": 17456.28, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17516.28, "end": 17528.28, "text": " Your perception of time is flawed sir, and you should get your TikTok brain checked before you wreck it yourself."}, {"start": 17546.28, "end": 17571.28, "text": " time is relative you know oh yeah Einstein thought time is relative and where is he now"}, {"start": 17571.28, "end": 17573.28, "text": " dead"}, {"start": 17751.28, "end": 17758.28, "text": " No fish."}, {"start": 17841.28, "end": 17848.28, "text": " I'm going to be a little bit more careful."}, {"start": 17848.28, "end": 17855.28, "text": " I'm going to be a little bit more careful."}, {"start": 17855.28, "end": 17862.28, "text": " I'm going to be a little bit more careful."}, {"start": 17892.28, "end": 17894.28, "text": " I'm gonna charge."}, {"start": 18072.28, "end": 18085.48, "text": " I was not expecting this to be good now man, there's a good entry."}, {"start": 18085.48, "end": 18086.48, "text": " Very good."}, {"start": 18086.48, "end": 18096.48, "text": " as it go"}, {"start": 18096.48, "end": 18106.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18136.48, "end": 18161.399999999998, "text": " We do have a fork this way there."}, {"start": 18161.4, "end": 18167.480000000003, "text": " What does that mean for the future of Mankind?"}, {"start": 18167.480000000003, "end": 18171.4, "text": " It means that..."}, {"start": 18171.4, "end": 18179.4, "text": " We can't get across."}, {"start": 18179.4, "end": 18189.4, "text": " We can't get across."}, {"start": 18219.4, "end": 18221.4, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 18249.4, "end": 18251.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18339.4, "end": 18360.54, "text": " I was actually sees best time 1427"}, {"start": 18360.54, "end": 18362.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18366.7, "end": 18369.18, "text": " Lucky as mother fucker I've ever seen"}, {"start": 18450.54, "end": 18470.54, "text": " and"}, {"start": 18560.54, "end": 18567.54, "text": " come on one insta-bassion and all I asked for"}, {"start": 18567.54, "end": 18569.54, "text": " one insta-"}, {"start": 18569.54, "end": 18575.54, "text": " she didn't get lucky he won because she played ranked for an hour before Ronson mastered bastions"}, {"start": 18575.54, "end": 18578.54, "text": " she won now knew better than this"}, {"start": 18578.54, "end": 18582.54, "text": " are you putting me tired?"}, {"start": 18582.54, "end": 18590.54, "text": " He had fucking 10 obsidian and they got within hundreds fucking blocks of the stronghold"}, {"start": 18590.54, "end": 18595.98, "text": " in the overworld."}, {"start": 18595.98, "end": 18606.98, "text": " You stupid cuck."}, {"start": 18636.98, "end": 18653.98, "text": " That did look like a blacksmith."}, {"start": 18683.98, "end": 18685.98, "text": " Seven."}, {"start": 18685.98, "end": 18687.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18743.98, "end": 18745.98, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 18762.98, "end": 18764.98, "text": " Ah fucking shit"}, {"start": 18769.68, "end": 18771.68, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 18773.98, "end": 18792.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18792.78, "end": 18811.18, "text": " I mean, they really got nerfed though, so honestly, they're so peanut."}, {"start": 18811.18, "end": 18813.18, "text": " They are so busted."}, {"start": 18841.18, "end": 18862.14, "text": " We all know the real reason you don't want to play ranked is because you are afraid of"}, {"start": 18862.14, "end": 18868.86, "text": " the binormous, earth-shuttering-y large ego and reality-check you'll get."}, {"start": 18868.86, "end": 18875.86, "text": " Yeah, sure. Or installing yet another 3rd Porsche at all."}, {"start": 18875.86, "end": 18878.86, "text": " You pick your fucking fantasy."}, {"start": 18928.86, "end": 18935.86, "text": " Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 18935.86, "end": 18942.86, "text": " Good, good, good, good."}, {"start": 18942.86, "end": 18949.86, "text": " Alright, I guess."}, {"start": 18979.86, "end": 18980.86, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 18980.86, "end": 18986.86, "text": " Okay, we got one bastion."}, {"start": 18986.86, "end": 18997.86, "text": " Two bastions, actually."}, {"start": 18997.86, "end": 18999.86, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 19003.06, "end": 19012.14, "text": " Okay, we got one Bastion, two Bastions, actually, shortest distance, both are close."}, {"start": 19015.5, "end": 19017.5, "text": " This one is the closest."}, {"start": 19020.86, "end": 19022.86, "text": " That's uh..."}, {"start": 19023.86, "end": 19025.86, "text": " Playable, I think."}, {"start": 19027.86, "end": 19029.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19087.86, "end": 19089.86, "text": " Thank you anyway."}, {"start": 19117.86, "end": 19135.3, "text": " Okay, here we go, Chad."}, {"start": 19135.3, "end": 19161.7, "text": " 16 sounds good."}, {"start": 19161.7, "end": 19190.7, "text": " I'm gonna go out first though, I think."}, {"start": 19220.7, "end": 19230.7, "text": " Yeah, this feels good."}, {"start": 19230.7, "end": 19241.7, "text": " That's a bit of a reaction, I think."}, {"start": 19241.7, "end": 19243.7, "text": " I see that direction I think."}, {"start": 19243.7, "end": 19245.7, "text": " Oops, I didn't."}, {"start": 19271.7, "end": 19273.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19287.06, "end": 19289.06, "text": " Fuck off"}, {"start": 19301.7, "end": 19328.7, "text": " 17, 17, that's pretty bad, the 18, I need 20, I need 20, 19, come on."}, {"start": 19328.7, "end": 19345.7, "text": " They are definitely trolling."}, {"start": 19345.7, "end": 19347.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19363.58, "end": 19365.58, "text": " Seventy and there's the fortress"}, {"start": 19405.7, "end": 19419.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19419.64, "end": 19445.64, "text": " I definitely made a stone axe there nots, this stone, can I make that?"}, {"start": 19445.64, "end": 19463.3, "text": " I don't know if you can, but we're about to find out, I can't see my fucking block!"}, {"start": 19463.3, "end": 19466.3, "text": " Two stone."}, {"start": 19466.3, "end": 19476.3, "text": " Okay, you can't hit him."}, {"start": 19476.3, "end": 19489.3, "text": " Okay, he runs on me the other day."}, {"start": 19489.3, "end": 19493.739999999998, "text": " one of city and"}, {"start": 19493.739999999998, "end": 19498.38, "text": " one of city and"}, {"start": 19498.38, "end": 19505.38, "text": " one of city and"}, {"start": 19511.82, "end": 19518.82, "text": " unless we get an exclusive portal I guess"}, {"start": 19549.3, "end": 19557.3, "text": " not in any way"}, {"start": 19557.3, "end": 19564.3, "text": " yeah let's"}, {"start": 19564.3, "end": 19591.579999999998, "text": " And then I came."}, {"start": 19591.58, "end": 19593.58, "text": " My name is Dave!"}, {"start": 19598.08, "end": 19600.08, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 19601.58, "end": 19603.58, "text": " Alright, we wasted all the bad RNG there."}, {"start": 19603.58, "end": 19605.58, "text": " Wasted all the bad RNG."}, {"start": 19606.58, "end": 19609.58, "text": " That's good. That's good for the next one."}, {"start": 19621.58, "end": 19623.640000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19651.58, "end": 19653.640000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19681.58, "end": 19683.640000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19711.58, "end": 19713.640000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19741.58, "end": 19743.640000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19771.58, "end": 19773.640000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19801.58, "end": 19803.640000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19831.58, "end": 19833.640000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19861.58, "end": 19863.640000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19891.58, "end": 19893.640000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19921.58, "end": 19923.640000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19951.58, "end": 19980.58, "text": " Very good."}, {"start": 19980.58, "end": 20001.58, "text": " Oh, hi."}, {"start": 20001.58, "end": 20030.56, "text": " Let's go sub three."}, {"start": 20030.56, "end": 20050.960000000003, "text": " One dash in sub 16 direction is unknown could be good could be not good"}, {"start": 20060.56, "end": 20067.56, "text": " bad passion"}, {"start": 20068.920000000002, "end": 20075.920000000002, "text": " ahhh how does that"}, {"start": 20090.56, "end": 20116.06, "text": " That's pretty dead right?"}, {"start": 20116.06, "end": 20117.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20117.06, "end": 20122.06, "text": " I wasn't even remotely close."}, {"start": 20122.06, "end": 20125.06, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 20139.06, "end": 20142.06, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 20147.06, "end": 20154.9, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20154.9, "end": 20179.9, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20179.9, "end": 20186.9, "text": " such a shit that shit"}, {"start": 20186.9, "end": 20210.86, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20240.86, "end": 20250.86, "text": " Okay, huge, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 20300.86, "end": 20326.14, "text": " This food."}, {"start": 20326.14, "end": 20329.14, "text": " Just a little food."}, {"start": 20329.14, "end": 20333.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20364.04, "end": 20364.54, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 20391.52, "end": 20393.02, "text": " Alright, three minutes left."}, {"start": 20423.14, "end": 20436.14, "text": " 50, 90, 6."}, {"start": 20436.14, "end": 20437.14, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20437.14, "end": 20439.14, "text": " Fucking thing sucks."}, {"start": 20439.14, "end": 20441.14, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20441.14, "end": 20446.14, "text": " Fucking thing sucks."}, {"start": 20446.14, "end": 20449.14, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20449.14, "end": 20451.14, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20451.14, "end": 20455.14, "text": " Fuckin thing sucks."}, {"start": 20455.14, "end": 20457.14, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20457.14, "end": 20459.14, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20459.14, "end": 20461.14, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20461.14, "end": 20463.14, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20463.14, "end": 20465.14, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20465.14, "end": 20467.14, "text": " Fuckin."}, {"start": 20587.14, "end": 20590.1, "text": " That's real"}, {"start": 20617.14, "end": 20632.42, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 20632.42, "end": 20634.42, "text": " We got one sub 16."}, {"start": 20634.42, "end": 20637.86, "text": " There's something built in."}, {"start": 20637.86, "end": 20644.86, "text": " Just keep it straight up next door."}, {"start": 20674.86, "end": 20676.86, "text": " It's not even here"}, {"start": 20678.98, "end": 20680.98, "text": " There's a fake fucking bashing"}, {"start": 20701.98, "end": 20703.98, "text": " How are we so unlucky"}, {"start": 20764.86, "end": 20789.86, "text": " I'm bringing fish."}, {"start": 20789.86, "end": 20818.260000000002, "text": " It's fucking raw!"}, {"start": 20818.260000000002, "end": 20820.260000000002, "text": " three from golem, how dead is that?"}, {"start": 20821.760000000002, "end": 20823.260000000002, "text": " that's pretty dead right?"}, {"start": 20833.760000000002, "end": 20835.760000000002, "text": " but i have my lucky fish here"}, {"start": 20835.760000000002, "end": 20836.760000000002, "text": " and with these"}, {"start": 20839.260000000002, "end": 20840.260000000002, "text": " we'll get a portal"}, {"start": 20848.260000000002, "end": 20855.260000000002, "text": " Yo Lava."}, {"start": 20855.260000000002, "end": 20858.260000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 20858.260000000002, "end": 20859.260000000002, "text": " Yo Lava."}, {"start": 20859.260000000002, "end": 20860.260000000002, "text": " Hobo portal."}, {"start": 20860.260000000002, "end": 20869.260000000002, "text": " Lucky fish will help me."}, {"start": 20869.260000000002, "end": 20893.660000000003, "text": " the power of lucky fish is upon us"}, {"start": 20923.66, "end": 20943.66, "text": " Like a fish!"}, {"start": 21063.66, "end": 21070.66, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 21123.66, "end": 21130.66, "text": " really solid, really solid, really solid id"}, {"start": 21139.66, "end": 21142.66, "text": " looks like this is some sort of lava lava"}, {"start": 21144.66, "end": 21146.66, "text": " and let's us a fake lava lava"}, {"start": 21149.66, "end": 21151.66, "text": " we show no momentarily"}, {"start": 21153.66, "end": 21178.66, "text": " I feel as much."}, {"start": 21178.66, "end": 21207.66, "text": " Alright, we got one bastion sub 16, this direction."}, {"start": 21207.66, "end": 21234.06, "text": " Come on, come on, here we go, terrain, terrain, terrain, terrain, terrain, terrain, terrain,"}, {"start": 21234.06, "end": 21236.06, "text": " The rain?"}, {"start": 21247.06, "end": 21248.06, "text": " Get the fuck out of the..."}, {"start": 21249.06, "end": 21253.06, "text": " Fucking bitch, she's a ducat, it's my fucking lava."}, {"start": 21264.06, "end": 21290.06, "text": " I don't want to die!"}, {"start": 21290.06, "end": 21293.06, "text": " It's built in here or what?"}, {"start": 21293.06, "end": 21309.22, "text": " It looks like it."}, {"start": 21309.22, "end": 21316.22, "text": " Absolute troll, see ya, dude."}, {"start": 21339.22, "end": 21349.22, "text": " imagine this shit without all the bullshit"}, {"start": 21369.22, "end": 21398.74, "text": " my god im himel i want a straight path to groan for a change"}, {"start": 21398.74, "end": 21402.74, "text": " Charles, straight path, built in, built in, built in, built in, built in!"}, {"start": 21402.74, "end": 21403.74, "text": " Sssshhh."}, {"start": 21403.74, "end": 21407.74, "text": " Don't pick that up, it's a fucking retarded person."}, {"start": 21407.74, "end": 21409.74, "text": " Evening, Mr. Force."}, {"start": 21409.74, "end": 21414.74, "text": " I have not seen that your titles say taking back the world record."}, {"start": 21414.74, "end": 21416.74, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 21416.74, "end": 21418.74, "text": " You have thrown every god seed."}, {"start": 21421.74, "end": 21423.74, "text": " Every bastion."}, {"start": 21426.74, "end": 21427.74, "text": " Every run."}, {"start": 21428.74, "end": 21438.300000000003, "text": " What is that may never die, my man?"}, {"start": 21438.300000000003, "end": 21444.66, "text": " Can't throw or is already a rotting in the grave."}, {"start": 21444.66, "end": 21450.02, "text": " Screaming for I think you sneaky sir boy I urge Miguel to enjoy a crouched bar in the"}, {"start": 21450.02, "end": 21451.02, "text": " backcase."}, {"start": 21451.02, "end": 21453.420000000002, "text": " I was not going to wait for that."}, {"start": 21453.420000000002, "end": 21457.34, "text": " Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow I will make a return."}, {"start": 21457.34, "end": 21464.74, "text": " should be good should be beautiful as beautiful as these guns you don't say"}, {"start": 21464.74, "end": 21472.9, "text": " well that's tomorrow thanks for watching this from subs research those gifted"}, {"start": 21472.9, "end": 21478.14, "text": " subs bitcoins social credits alright I will catch you on the next one tomorrow"}, {"start": 21478.14, "end": 21483.7, "text": " alright hopefully until then bye bye"}]}