Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord Almighty for He has given us abundance. Dust a reminder
that Jesus died on that cross and rose from the dead. What a legend. That saved church.
There's a fucking sitcom link.
I didn't sleep very well today. Not sure why. Perhaps it was because I spent all night playing
on my desktop computer. Perhaps it is insomnia. Or perhaps it was all the hours I spent cracking
your mom kill me
Good mothafuckin' morning, mothafuckin' bates.
Good mothafuckin' morning, laid eyes.
Layed eyes.
How are y'all doing today chat on this most BEA-yutiful of Sunday mornings?
We're good, good to good, don't good, Easter Sunday.
What's happening?
Chillin' with Tama Easter.
Alright.
All right, nothing.
Random question, do you drink protein shakes?
I don't.
I used to back when I was in heavy gym arc.
But now I don't react to Trump's tweet.
What tweet is that?
force on the sun rose again today unfortunately the sun rose again today unfortunately force
on the sun rose again today unfortunately force on force on you have to end it where
I'm gonna ask you to stir up Rappus.
What did Trump say?
Trump.
I don't see any print.
Second of March was...
Or are you supposed to look at some other one except for untruth social?
Is that?
I don't know what that Trump daily post what
Yes, Tuesday will be power plant day and bridge day all racked up in one in
I ran there will be nothing like it open the fucking straight you crazy bastards or you will be living in hell
Just watch praise beat Allah
What fuck is this kid so shit man
What the fuck is this kid so shit
We actually treated this
Oh my god.
That is crazy.
All right, well, that's what it is.
The Hell's Cool, Fresh, New, Exciting, Happy in the World Today.
The military law in Germany requires all men under 45 to seek approval from the military
if they only live in a country for longer than three months.
Forson, I have a new link ready.
My Sunday is saved.
I don't work tomorrow.
I am eating unhealthy food ready that stimulates me.
And now I watch you react.
oh my god
into my weak force
watching with me the paper
and i see
you didn't even leave anything
you can't return
president of as well i'm a daughter
of science punch bob toy
469 in prison
What the fuck am I reading?
This costs 32 cents per second, daily lesson.
Daily lesson.
Yeah.
All right.
Very well.
Let's see, we do have links indeed, I see it.
We see it.
No further links would be great.
No further links.
So I welcome back 76 months
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Dawson is literally the prophet of Islam force and CD forson is literally the prophet of Islam force and CD forson
Is literally the prophet of Islam force and CD forson is literally the prophet of Islam forson
His trunk would say
But we got links let's see first thing of the day
Oh.
Go, go, go!
What?
Oh, shit.
I've got him on the groove.
Okay, never mind.
Good evening, and happy Easter, Mr. Fawkes.
Okay, and you'll run to my favorite community on this earth, and here's a link in case you said no more links, because who actually follows that order? Love you for some time.
Oh my God!
Awesome. Good morning.
Here is My Link.
Enjoy his first joy and laughter.
No more learnings!
Is this Hajji's jump off?
Get out of the seat.
Yeah Highness.
No longer get to my stipend. That's not allowed.
What?
What?
Wait.
Dude, I didn't see the guy talk.
Dude, I didn't see the guy talk.
No, no!
No!
No.
Who's still up? Who's still up?
Rocko. Rocko.
Who am I gonna shoot?
Oh
Holy crap
Oh my God, and it's peanut?
Just fuck, bro.
What the hell is he talking about for me?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Fuck!
Go, go, go, go!
No need to fucking-
He's panicking!
He's panicking!
Alright, Dad. How's that for panicking, you bitch?
How's that for panicking?
How's that for panicking, you motherfucker?
How's that for panicking?
How's that for panicking?
At least annoying VTB
Hey, he just ran
Is he running from the killer or? What's going on?
Leon behind me Leon behind me Leon. I don't think Leon players should be allowed to play past 8 p.m
Okay, why is my gnome erect right now? You guys see this right here?
Why is the gnome sticking so far from the body? I feel like in a swoop playing a swift he just plays the same
He's bald
What should I dodge bro? I thought I would have made it man
No, no, no
I'm fucking working it
Wait
Two men one scrims
Hit
We're good. I got the bang and everything
I just performed the best pack in the fucking game. He's setting trap to check
Oh, it's fucking trap, bro
YES! NO WAY!
You think you win this?
Now?
Yo, peep it?
Peep game real quick.
It's friend burst.
Yeah, this saw is just not working for me, I think.
There we go, now you're dead.
Is this- is this pallet just not curve-bleat, I think?
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
She wouldn't leave me, right?
She wouldn't leave me.
We all, we each find a hatch, okay?
Fuck you, Ada!
Are you waiting for your teammate?
No!
He's away!
Hey!
He's over here!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, he's over here. Hey
He's over here. Let's get him
Look at him. Look at this
Look at these motherfuckers. Where's the gate? Where's the gate? Is it open?
Look at them
Why is there two?
yeah
oh my god we did it let's fucking go bro I'll trust you you got me or what you
got new update to characters versus eight alright
Infinity cannot handle that kind of punishment. Not again.
This isn't about us or this ship anymore.
Sir, we've seen what the Dindac is capable of.
If we let him leave this world, humanity will be at risk.
Look, I understand what you think you saw.
Think?
With all due respect, sir, I know what I saw.
And with all due respect to you, soldier, I'm not willing to jeopardize my ship
to jeopardize my ship because of the hallucinations
of an aging Spartan and his malfunctioning AI.
Sir, what if he's right?
Now, as soon as we know we're airtight,
I want a course later to Carine station.
Come, prepare a warning beacon.
I will not allow him to leave this planet!
Cortana.
I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to do that.
Commander Lasky, pursuant to article 55 of UNSC regulation 1214572, I'm ordering you to remove that AI data chip and retire it for final dispensation.
You don't want me to...
Remove the chip now, Commander.
Please...
I don't want to...
Give me that chip.
The didact has to be stopped.
If you won't do that, I will.
I am ordering you...
To surrender that AI!
No, sir.
Lieutenant! Arrest that man!
Captain! Arrest him! Captain!
Get word to word that trouble is coming. Cortana and I will do what we can back here.
I can give you over 40,000 reasons why I know that Sun isn't real.
I know it because the emitter's Rayleigh effect is disproportionate to its suggested size.
I know it because its stellar cycle is more symmetrical than that of an actual star.
But for all that, I'll never actually know if it looks real.
If it feels real.
before this is all over promise me you'll figure out which one of us is the
machine
Judas so what's your plan
infinities track the Dye-Dax vessel to a docking structure southeast of here we'll
jump ship as infinity exits the roof you know I'll sit down here with
in order to prevent it from leaving.
In case you're...
They already left.
Rise from your grave!
Of course I'm on your side, but I still have to sell the stuff.
Just pick what you want. I'll handle the rubies.
You can't take me out
I'm a turner
I
It's a king shoot
Okay, that was um, something.
Well, there's another human being.
They've turning forty-seven.
You didn't say no more than...
I did!
You died, Chef!
Fuck off!
Train link for the luncheon.
Anything bad you say about it is considered anti-Semitic.
Imagine there's a whole human being living on a planet populated with nothing but chimps.
Get out of my lab!
Oh, now they're so much smarter than dogs.
Have you seen them on those little bicycles?
Get out!
How about Dolphins?
Ow!
Oh, come on, how was the first day with Hawking?
It was great.
We talked about movies.
Oh.
I showed him some card tricks.
Oh!
He even let me read a couple pages from his new book.
Oh!
Something got you down there, Bunky?
Howard, please, I'm begging you.
Well, sure, our group is story, and a shelter never begged before.
Three times.
He begged the Fox network not to cancel Firefly.
He begged the TNT network to cancel Babylon 5.
And when he got food poisoning at the Rose Bowl parade,
he begged a deity he doesn't believe in to end his life quickly.
Do you understand how important Hawking is to me?
When I was six years old, I dressed up as him for Halloween.
You're kidding.
No, sir.
No, I took my dad's desk chair, attached a speaking spell to it,
and made my sister push me up and down the block to trick or treat.
Granted, most people thought I was R2D2, but still, I got a lot of candy.
You don't seem to be understanding the English word no.
Oh, it may be a different language will help Russian,
and yet Chinese,
Bu, Japanese,
E-A,
Klingon,
Kof,
binary coded ASCII,
0-1-1,
0-1-1,
0-1-1,
It's actually 0-1-1,
0-1-1,
No!
I'm not asking for me.
I'm asking for Hawking.
Let me try gangsta.
Hell's no!
Okay, look, how about this?
Just give him my paper on the Higgs boson.
If he sees the incredible breakthrough I've made,
he'll reach out to me.
What if he doesn't?
He will.
He's really smart.
That's an interesting idea.
Why don't you give me a minute?
Say, talk it over with my friends.
How do I do that?
Walk away.
Walk away.
Why don't you give me a minute to talk it over with my friends?
How do I do that? Walk away!
Walk away!
Shalom so silly.
I got half a dozen witnesses that place you on the scene.
We know you were at the bank.
I'm telling you, I wasn't there.
Thanks, Mark.
This is, uh, quite the rap sheet you've got here.
Says you served 20 years for man's laughter.
Must have been quite the joke.
You mean man's slaughter?
Well, they know your boss didn't want cash.
So, what was the point of the robbery? What did he want?
I wasn't there.
You think you're so smart.
Well, I think my body cam might tell a different story.
Ed!
Technology really is something.
Police squad is all about transparency these days.
Where did he keep beeping about, pal?
Dispatch, this is Dreppin, 10-7.
Oh, yeah, chili dog.
Mm-hmm.
Breakfast of champions.
A little black coffee.
Okay, you can fast-forward a bit.
License and versions, choice, please.
Uh, uh, this is a mine.
Uh, excuse me.
Oh, boy. Listen, uh, you seem like a decent fellow.
I'll let you off at the morning. Have a great day. Bye.
It's much later in the day. Fast forward a while.
You'll see. Just wait.
Oh, maybe it's a back room.
Oh, God. Come on. Move, move, move.
Focus, Frank. Focus.
You got this. You got this.
Maybe a little more.
I'm gonna ruin another suit.
Florence.
Sorry.
Freeze person!
Uh, they're blind, man.
You're disgusting, you stupid idiot.
The rest fell into the Web 13, you freak.
Can't get it up without the stanch of milk on your chin.
Don't you dare.
Don't do it.
Don't eat it.
Oh, God.
Don't eat it.
Don't eat it.
Don't eat it.
Don't eat it.
Don't eat it.
Don't you dare.
Don't do it.
Don't eat it.
Oh, god.
I had five more that day.
Still better, Frank?
Better believe it.
Yes.
That's you inside the bank.
Lean this dick.
OK, fine.
Doesn't quite have the same charm as in previous Naked Guns but I should probably watch it anyway.
Years. You guys know me. You come to me for comedy advice but you also come to me for
life advice and you know my style by now. I'm big into prepping. I'm big into EDC.
That's everyday carry for you layman out there
You're not gonna catch me without a knife and a gallon of gas because when shit hits the fan
I know that to rebuild society. I'm gonna need a pocket knife and a gallon of gas
That's why I all carry my jump-minute kit.
The thing about this kit, it doesn't look out of place or weird.
What I'm trying to convince people that I'm normal, that I'm cool, that I have it under
control, they're looking at me for guidance.
What are we going to do if the nooks go off?
Boom.
I got it right here.
Jump medic.
That's the brand.
Remember the name guys.
All I know is that when shit hits the fan, after Charlottesville 2 and the BGCF
coming up and I see a man coming up my lawn I'm gonna have my rifle my ar-15
customized rifle I don't buy off the shelf I go nuts with the rifle
customization okay I use these special bullets called young wolves and when I
see the G2 neck coming up over the hill jump medics right from my side
Oh, there's ten of us over on the hill there.
It's not under my wings and nails. It's the end of the world.
Here's my Julli-Medic in case one of my guys gets injured.
It's packed with everything I need.
Blood, glucose, smog, grin system, first aid guide.
Yeah, I hear me best.
He, in fact, did not read the tablecloth.
Look how small it prints it.
It's printed in the USA.
Now these aren't average ordinary scissors, alright?
These are war scissors, okay?
And these right here, these have a carabiner.
This'll support a 400-pound man trying to climb.
We use this carabiner to support our weight
on these war scissors right here.
These are some pretty good war scissors.
Yep, let's pass the brake test.
Well, they're curved now.
War scissors.
What's this, a pen?
See?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Never caught without my EDC, guys.
This flashlight right here saved my life
probably a trillion times.
If I go, hey listen, worst case scenario, home invasion...
Was not scrolling up. It's Rita's worst resolution of mankind.
I retreat to point alpha. That's my step one.
When this...
They came to my home in the hypothetical scenario that I imagined.
I retreat to point alpha.
Any news down there?
I
So sir I thought I'd drink some of this
Are you sure now?
I'm sorry.
Ginger!
This is Dr. Silverman.
I want you to tell him everything that we told you.
Do you feel it?
I do.
You're a doctor.
A criminal psychologist.
Is it crazy?
well that's what we're gonna find out so you're a soldier fighting for whom with
the 132nd under Perry from 21 to 27 that's the year 2027 this is fucking
Great.
2027, Shaq.
Uh-oh.
I know the burners afghan scooted first and you sort of shut up
Killed Connor then my this elaborate scheme with the terminator it had no choice
Their defense grid was smashed. We'd won
Taking out Connor then would make no difference
Skynet had to wipe out his entire existence. Is that when you captured the lab complex and found that what is it called?
The time displacement equipment
It's right. The Terminator had already gone through.
Connor sent me to intercept and they blew the whole place.
Oh, are you supposed to get back?
I can't.
Nobody goes home.
Nobody else comes through.
It's just him and me.
Why didn't you bring any weapons? Something more advanced. Don't you have ray guns?
Ray guns?
Show me your piece of new technology. You go naked. Something about the field generated
by a living organism. Nothing dead will go. I didn't build a fucking thing.
I can, but this cyborg, if it's metal, surrounded by living tissues, all right?
This is great stuff. I could make a career out of this guy.
It was great stuff.
Thank you, Mr. Lehy, for your expert testimony, and for providing this very illuminating tape.
Your Honor, I think the video evidence clearly speaks for itself,
and that any sane and rational person would have no choice but to convict these individuals of these ridiculous crimes.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, that's objection. That's the 17th time that he has sworn so far.
Richard, please.
All right, I'm fucked.
I'm sorry about all the bulls, but all the stuff.
But the prosecutor is a fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.
He's an effin' bad guy, and he's pissin' me off.
He can't even speak without swearing. Your Honor, this is ludicrous.
It's disgrace to these proceedings.
Thank you.
Richard, since you chose to defend yourself and fired the public defender,
Defender, I guess it's your turn to question the witness.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
And Richard, before you begin, I'd like to say that I think this is a bad idea.
However, you do have a right to defend yourself, so proceed.
But please remember to watch your language.
Well, I can't speak with a swearer, and I've only got my grade 10,
and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, and I'm ready to fucking snap.
So I'd like to make a request under the People's Freedom of Choices and Voices Act
that I'd be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom.
Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked.
So are all these guys.
I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level,
and that's bullshit.
It's not fair, and if you ask me, I think it's a fucking mistrial.
This man can't represent anyone.
You're on it.
He's a complete and total idiot.
Now, although I am opposed to that kind of language in my courtroom,
I'm going to allow it.
As unfortunately, it is part of your right to a fair trial.
So you may proceed, but please, I want to remind you that this is not a carnival.
Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.
Thank you.
I'm just going to get some cigarettes, actually.
Let's go with smokes.
But I only got two left.
I don't care. You've been a dick all morning.
It's the least you can do for me.
Oh, for a lot of God.
Just the defendant, please.
My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor
to shut the fuck up and wipe that stupid fucking grin
in the fucking grin office phase because it's distractedly to my case.
Next I'd like to announce that Randy and Leahy have been drinking all fucking day,
they're wasted out of their fucking minds, and they're both assholes.
And the testimony they just gave was total fucking bullshit.
And I can prove it, and I'm gonna show you what really fucking happened here.
Hey boys, here's $20 cash.
You know what, sorry, please.
Don't know what that's for, probably prostitution.
We don't want your money, Corey and Trevor.
Watch and put the brain in his pocket, right there.
What's going on here?
Oh man, we're sick from stealing so much gas,
should be better like six to eight days. Stealing gas? Well, like Corian Trevor's not entirely
illegal. You shouldn't be stealing gas, Corian Trevor. It's fucked up to be stealing gas
like Corian Trevor did. And you know, I don't want anything to do with Corian Trevor's
gas, stealing. You want enough of it to do with it?
Me neither, you know what I'm saying? Only wax suckers like Corian Trevor steal
gas and deal dope.
What the hell is this?
All right.
Over it, it should show.
Yeah, yeah.
Bodies are nice.
Oh, that's my favorite stuff.
Hey, I'm going here to get me a malt liquor slurpee.
Run across the street and get me some barbecue
pretend it chips.
Ooh.
Can I keep the change?
Hell no, boo.
That's a $10 food stand.
Better bring it back, my friend.
What's up now?
Poor Jack.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
We got a problem, stupid?
I said, do we have a problem?
Oh, you got a problem?
Why?
Run, get it. Run, get it.
All right?
There you go.
Thank you.
I said, do we have a problem?
I said, you, we, have, a, power, huh?
Oh, you S-U-S-R.
Now you better get your stank asses up out of here before I cause a nuclear home-course
up in here, fool.
Let's go, let's go!
Oh, come on!
You're gonna be Hiroshima and Niggazsuck.
Oh, that's my boy, you better get on out of here!
Don't come back!
What is this movie called?
Friday something?
I remember it was a pretty good movie back in the day.
It's called Menace.
Don't be a Menace.
I don't know.
Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week
It's dead remember the briefing
Is this Christ, Dendy?
My vision is augmented
Take him!
Come on, I drop!
You get you!
Stick with the crotch!
That's true.
I want a barrage!
DENTER!
Finish him!
Who was that guy?
Bastard!
I am an actor!
It's a JC.
Brother Paul is on his way to meet the dog.
The Anacent is raiding the island and shots have been fired.
I repeat, find Paul.
I will monitor your situation from HQ.
Welcome to the coalition, JC.
I have to drop something.
So you think you know better than FEMA what to do with this month's Ambrosia shipment?
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
You've got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.
Jesus Christ, JC!
Send you back to the people in a body bag.
Oh
All right
Weed in the...
In the...
Weed in the...
In the...
Weed in the...
We need your love
We need your love
Your love
We need your love
One of the children is drunk.
They say it's not sentient.
No.
Well, would you enlighten us what is required for sentience?
Intelligence, self-awareness, consciousness.
Prove to the court that I am sentient.
Sir, we all know you're sentient.
So I am sentient, but the commander there is not.
That's right.
Why?
Why am I sentient?
Well, you are self-aware.
Oh, that's the second of your criteria.
Let's deal with the first intelligence.
Is Commander Data intelligent?
Yes.
It has the ability to learn and understand
and to cope with new situations.
Like this hearing?
Yes.
What about self-awareness?
What does that mean?
Why am I self-aware?
Because you are conscious of your existence and actions.
You are aware of yourself and your own ego.
Come on, Data, what are you doing now?
I'm taking part in a legal hearing
to determine my rights and status.
Am I a person or property?
What's at stake?
My right to choose.
Perhaps my very life.
My rights.
My status, my right to choose.
My life.
Now, it seems reasonably self-aware to me,
Commander?
I'm waiting.
This is exceedingly difficult.
You like Commander Data?
I...
I don't know it well enough to like or dislike it.
But you admire him.
Oh, yes.
This is an extraordinary piece of engineering and programming.
Yes, you have said that.
Commander, you have devoted your life to the study of cybernetics in general.
Yes.
And Commander Data in particular.
Yes.
And now you propose to dismantle him.
So that I can learn from it and construct more.
How many more?
As many as are needed.
Hundreds, thousands if necessary.
There is no limit.
A single data, and forgive me, Commander, is a curiosity.
I wonder even the thousands of daters, isn't that becoming a race?
And won't we be judged by how we treat that race?
Now, tell me, Commander, what is data?
I don't understand.
What is he? A machine? Is he, are you sure?
Yes. You see, he's met two of your three criteria for sentience,
so what if he meets the third? Consciousness, and even the smallest degree.
What is he then? I don't know. Do you?
Do you?
Do you?
Do you, sir?
Well, that's the question you have to answer.
I'm inside a goon cave with a goon up.
Why would I go looking for a girl son when I can just go into my room and masturbate?
Imagine watching the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy every Sunday, but it's on 11 screens and it's porn.
That is gooning. In this episode of Human, I'm bravely going when no one has gone before.
That's one small step for man.
Deep inside a porn addict's goon cave.
One giant leap for man's death.
I'm meeting Declan, a goon-a.
Other people smoke, other people drink, I watch porn.
And he's given me unfiltered access into his world.
Are you a virgin?
Yes.
Do you think that's because of gooning at his full-blown masturbation station?
So this is my cave?
I want to understand what it means to be a gooner.
There's two 27-inch monitors, 50-inch TV, and then...
Oh my god, you have so many tablets.
Yeah.
Wow.
And find out whether we can understand porn addiction by stepping into the goon cave.
This is weird, right?
Yeah.
Welcome to Zandland. This is human.
So, what the hell is gooning?
Google searches for the term have increased 4,900% in the last five years,
meaning some of you will have heard of it.
And statistically speaking, some of you will actually be gooners.
And probably most of you will be sat there right now thinking,
what the frick is gooning?
But luckily to help explain an anonymous gooner sent in this, a porn filled powerpoint that has some very useful and slightly uncomfortable information in it.
So I now feel educated enough to tell you that gooning is basically porn maxing, watching as much porn as you possibly can.
That means multi-monitor, multi-hour masturbation in, at its extremes, a room which is completely
turned into a pornographic paradise, otherwise known as the Goon Cave.
Now each to their own, I'm not here to judge or kink shame, knock yourself out or goon
yourself out, but there's something about gooning that made me want to dig a little
bit deeper.
So I'm not exactly sure that I can fully fact check the numbers on this one, but
But I want to try and find out whether this is just a new kink or the rise of something
someone would see as problematic.
A trend of people being fully addicted to porn.
And to do that, I'm going to the city of angels, Los Angeles, to meet a gooner.
The guy I'm meeting is a guy that we're calling Declan because he's a gooner.
What I know so far is that he watches a lot of pornography.
I've never watched pornography.
I don't even know what it is.
I hear it's something that you can get on the internet and, you know, features naked
people and stuff, but as a pure man, I'm joking.
Declan had agreed to meet us as long as we didn't show his face.
He was understandably a little bit conscious about telling everyone on the internet about
his goon in habits. So we gave him a mask, which to my jet-like brain, well, was pretty hilarious.
Why am I laughing so much? This is the first time we've met, really nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too. This is what you look like in the morning.
All the time, yeah. Okay, calm down. So tell me a little bit more.
And yeah, this is kind of, I mean, it's weird for me too. I'm having a great time.
I would say someone who maximizes their porn intake and then for as long as possible.
I see like kind of the purpose is you're literally trying to get as much porn in your life as
you can.
Exactly.
So are you...
Well at least she clats with him.
That's great.
Welcome to the Michael Scott paper company.
You know, a lot of these people, this is the only family they have.
So, as far as I'm concerned, this says, world's best dad.
Ah, this is our receptionist, Pam.
Pam! Pam! Pam!
I was Pam, and will most likely be Pam,
predictive analytic machine.
I've had word from a settlement asking for help.
Do you think you can go help out the settlement?
Hey!
If anybody would like to join in, it's gonna be fun.
What do you say?
Strong go home.
Practice smashing!
That's what she said.
Well?
Unable to process your input.
That's what she said.
No, but...
Okay, we'll suit yourself.
Why, sneaking human? Just smash and take!
A synth as in synthetic person. So are you human?
What other ghost stories do you have for us than I'm a robot?
I will destroy everything in my-
Judging the question?
Who be?
Just what a synth would do.
Security!
I've gotten word about a settlement that's being threatened by raiders. Here's the location.
Get there as soon as you can. No. I don't want to do any of that.
Another settlement has sent word that they need our help.
Just stop. Just stop. Do it now. You're going to drive me crazy.
What's gotten into you, Blue? You were the one person in this world I thought I
could count on. I know. I ain't just...
It'd be like that, will you?
Oh, I just hope that this doesn't have a bad mouth crunch!
Let's just get back to the way things were.
It's time to welcome our newest recruit to the Brotherhood. He shows a lot of promise.
Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you.
So you've got your back after your home rips your heart out for no good reason.
you were nothing but great to your hoe and you told her that she was the only
hoe for you and that she was better than all the other hoes in the world and then
then suddenly she's not your hoe no moe
the whole general another settlement has sent word that they need our oh god
I'll mark it on your map.
Oh God! Please no! No! No!
We'll find out what they need.
NOOOOOOO!
Classic!
Badder than an unpicked demon that Marcel G. D. will convert.
Rewards.
Transmission was tremendous.
I wanted to make something sacred,
a film that would tell us the hallucinations of LSD.
It was a great LSD to change the young mind of all the world.
Michel Seydoux said to me,
I want to make a new picture with you.
What do you want to do?
I said, do.
And he said, yes.
It was the most beautiful book of science fiction,
the Bible of science fiction,
on this world edition.
I didn't read it,
but I had a friend who said it was fantastic.
3,000 Roys, I shoot the picture, point of view, movement of the camera, dialogue,
designing the spaceships, the clones, the whole look of his world, because open the
mouth, the spaceship came in the tongue.
His vision was so huge, so beyond what anybody else was doing at that time, things that
George Lucas wasn't even going to try with Star Wars, it's enormous.
Sorry, when the fuck did the Dune release?
genius was finding the right people. They've been carradians, Miki Yage. Dali has the mad emperor...
No, not the... not the old one. The new one.
I said, if you do the picture, I will hire the chef of the restaurant and you will eat us here every day.
As I said, I do it. He had never made a movie. I said to him, I need you to act.
Alejandro completely motivated you.
It was wonderful. We were saying the world.
People did not do this film as they were afraid of his imagination.
This is a movie that has its fingerprints all over so many other movies.
William Gibson, Matrix, Gigant, She Make the Monster of Alien,
and Hollywood the Third Use of You.
It always leads back to Yotarovsky.
Could be fantastic, you know.
No.
But it specifically tends to include their torture, with the victims often being extremely
young, sometimes babies, with the whole point being to cause the victim as much emotional
and physical harm as possible.
As well as creating this material to sell, Scully would livestream himself raping and
abusing children, taking requests of acts he should perform from his sick website members.
Scully would seek out victims on his own, but he also had accomplices who would help him
find children to horrifically abuse. There are two main ones I want to mention,
Lazzel Margulot and Carmen Ann Alvarez, both of whom were about 17 years old when they met Scully,
and it appears they themselves have been the victims of sex trafficking.
Scully is known to have raped and tortured at least eight children, but some reports state
that the true number may be in the 60s.
His most horrific crimes occurred in 2012 when he made a series of short films called
Quote, Daisy's Destruction, which have become an urban legend and are considered, by those
who have seen it, the worst child sex abuse material ever created.
It's material that's sickened even the most seasoned investigators and led to
many of them suffering PTSD just from viewing it.
Please know that all the child victims' names are pseudonyms, even if I come across their
real names, I would not use them.
The Daisy's destruction films depict three victims, who were Daisy, then aged 18 months
old, Liza, age 12, and Cindy, age 11.
In these videos, the children were raped and tortured.
The most horrific behaviour is reserved for Daisy, who is filmed hung upside down where
she is beaten, burnt and tortured, including being burnt with hot wax or while screaming
for help.
The Zell Margolo is seen wearing a mask in these videos, inflicting horrific physical
abuse on the children.
The title card on one of the parts, which specifically focuses on the abuse of Daisy,
apparently reads quote, come see a child's mental ruin, her innocence lost.
Holy fuck man.
Fables by ASAP.
The fox and the grapes.
A hungry fox saw some fine bunches of grapes hanging from a vine that was trained along a high trellis.
And did his best to reach them by jumping as high as he could into the air.
But it was all in vain, for they were just out of reach, so he gave up trying, and walked
away with an air of dignity and unconcern, remarking, I thought those grapes were ripe,
but I see now they are quite sour.
The moral of the story is, there are many who pretend to despise and belittle that
which is beyond their reach.
Like you, Chet.
The Prophet married me when I was 6 years old,
and he consummated his marriage when I was 9 years old.
Sahibukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 88.
Narrated Ursa, the prophet wrote the marriage contract with Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old.
Let's evaluate this famous case of Islamic child bride.
Prophet Muhammad married Aisha when he was 51 years old, and Aisha was only six.
He consummated his marriage with Aisha when she was nine.
But that does not mean he did not intimately touch Aisha before she reached nine years old.
According to Bukhari, the Prophet actually visited Aisha twice a day after he married with her.
I don't remember a single day passing without our house being visited by Rasul Allah in the morning and in the evening.
What did Prophet Muhammad do to Aisha before she reached nine years old?
years old. We find the answer from fatwa number 31409 dated the 7 of Jamata Al-Ula, year 1421
Islamic calendar. This fatwa was produced by the Permanent Committee for Scientific Research
and Religious Sanctions, Saudi Arabia. The Chairman is Abdulaziz Ben Abdullah Ben Muhammad
all sheik.
Number 1, Bakrban Abdullah Abouzade.
Number 2, Salaband Fosan Al-Fosan.
The fatwa was the answer for the following question number 1809.
It has become widespread these days and especially during weddings, the habit of mufakatat of
the children.
What is the opinion of scholars, knowing full wealth at the Prophet, the peace and
prayer of Allah be upon him, also practiced the thawing of Aisha, the mother of believers,
May Allah be pleased with her.
So this man asking about Mufaqatah or thaying that Prophet Muhammad did toward Aisha, before
Aisha reached 9 years old.
What is Mufaqatah or thaying?
According to Mujalm Lokot al-Fukah or Dictionary of Islamic Legal Terminology, page 445,
thaying or Mufaqatah means shoving the male genital between the thighs of a woman.
It has not been the practice of the Muslims throughout the centuries to resort to this
unlawful practice that has come to our countries, from pornographic movies that the Khufar and
enemies of Islam sent, as for the Prophet, peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, thieying
his fiancée, I use her.
He was six years of age and he could not have intercourse with her, due to her small
age.
That is why the Prophet, peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, placed his male member
between her thighs and massage it softly, as the Apostle of Allah had control of his male
member, not like other believers."
Oh, they fucking... shit, did.
I'm gonna let one of my Ken Jennings, 3231 months, enjoy the final one year.
How long can this go on for us in despair?
That's the real question, woman.
That's the real question.
This is a Christian nation. Jesus Christ is our king and our laws and our government should be inspired by Christ.
The deception, the delusions, the hysteria, no, it's not going to work this time. We're going to just say no.
You know when Shapiro said this on Twitter, he said, no to the droipers, no to this, no to you, no to your fucking lies,
No to your smear campaign, no to your holocaust religion,
no to Israel First and the Israel lobby, your wars,
no to your whiny fucking voice, no to the daily wire,
no to Mark Levin, Laurel Lumer, you fucking psychos,
no to all of that.
And on the contrary, yes to America, yes to Christ,
yes to our people, yes to Western civilization,
yes to Europeans that built this country,
that explored the world that founded this country and planted a flag for Christ.
Yes to that. Yes to America first. Yes to the future. Yes to a future for Americans that we
can actually get excited about. This is righteous indignation of the righteous people. These are
the just and reasonable demands of the righteous people. We want our independence. We want
We want a nation under God, the one that we were promised.
And my message to all of our soldiers out there,
my message to our cadre of patriots that I see in the streets every day,
everywhere I go, the people are with us.
The people are with America.
They're ready for the fight. They're ready to stand up for our rights.
They're ready to stand up for our independence.
This is America first versus Israel first.
Whose side are you on?
me knowing that I could be killed any day knowing that I could die any day I'm
pleased with myself knowing that for all my fault for all my sins all the
careless words mistakes I've made I always still Jesus Christ the Catholic
Church with our founders with the United States and our sovereignty our
independence the veterans our ancestors the people that built this country
fought for this country, died for this country, the saints and the apostles, for the Greeks
and the Romans, for the conquerors, the colonists, the Europeans. I stood with them. What did
you do? And you have a responsibility as an American. When will you realize this isn't
going away? This will not go all over. But what will they say about you when your
time comes. I know who I'm with and that's an important distinction. Jesus Christ is
I can't hear what balls.
You know you're on me
Where am I?
Did you take your pride in your mother's pain?
What I know it's not me
You're just the last man
I've been left behind
I want to stop what's mine
I've said best thanks on you
I know I'm walking off
Bro this motherfucker is four years older than me here. What the fuck?
Holy shit
That shit is very silly
That's next level
Like a baby, like a brown, brown, brown
It's a baby, like a brown, brown, brown
Like a baby, like a brown, brown, brown
Make it
Ah, ah, ah, ah
I got to be your criminal play
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Pull lights and move it up to me with the choice of the sun
But I know it's that's me
You look like the lights of the hell
Don't the mess that I've been up to
Watch out, it's me right now
You spin me right round
Make me right round
Like a crazy pretty white man round
You spin me right round
Make me right round
Like a crazy pretty white man round
Do you have an egg shaped penis chat?
I wrote a blog post a while ago about why I f***ing hate video games because this is
what it does.
It appeals to the male fantasy.
Can I go?
Hang on. Grab it, grab it, grab it.
Thank you so much.
systems engineering because it used quote real math perhaps foreshadowing his ego
and his skill with technology at this time he was also employed by the company
Ticketmaster soon afterwards from 1996 and onwards Terry's mental illness
started to flare up and he would find himself hospitalized every six months or
so for recurring manic episodes, initially being diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Though
he had been an atheist and someone who believes in the advancement of technology until this
point, he claimed to have experienced a revelation from God, being saved and receiving the directive
that would guide his life's work from then on, creating God's temple. Interestingly,
a very wide-scrub yourself as similar to atheists, but more as an atheist who God has talked
to. He would also develop paranoid beliefs about aliens and government agencies, which
would persist for the remainder of his life and become a large part of the internet attention
surrounding him, especially regarding the CIA. In response to these fears, Terry would
drive frantically for hours, eventually dismantling his car in search for tracking devices, before
throwing his keys away and walking in the Arizona sun. After being picked up by
a police officer, he broke his collarbone attempting to escape. And, fearing the presence
of alien artifacts being found on his x-ray, he tried to carjack a truck, at which point
he was arrested and finally sent to a mental hospital. Terry's diagnosis was eventually
changed from bipolar disorder to schizophrenia. And following these events, he would have
fewer of these episodes. He'd come in his own words, crazy in a different way.
He would also say that he recognized how this religious revelation could be written
off as a product of his mental illness, but that it was genuine.
In keeping with these religious sentiments, Terry would attempt to give away his positions
and live on nomadic lifestyle.
It was a time when I was homeless and I found this homebook.
No, no, no, it wasn't really like homeless.
It was more like, give all your money away and you'll walk around with this fucking
illness and shit.
However, he would ultimately end up living with his parents in Las Vegas, receiving
disability benefits due to his schizophrenia.
Though he would continue to have issues with his mental health, and much of his activities
were dictated by what many would see as delusions, it has been reported that he always remained
lucid when discussing computers, something that would remain true even in his stint of homelessness
near the end of his life.
Before jumping to Terry's magnum opus in Temple OS, I'd like to touch a bit more
on his apparent racism, the perception of which stems from his gratuitous use of the
n-word, as well as his conspiracies about the central intelligence agency and their
efforts to antagonize him and how these are intertwined.
Fundamentally, it seems that Terry's main belief about the CIA is that it is comprised
of atheists, and that they mock religion and the ideas of the Bible, as well as
make efforts to sabotage his creation of the third temple.
Or at least that is one conclusion that can be gathered from within hundreds if not thousands
of clips of Terry referencing them.
Instances which are almost always accompanied by racial or homophobic florists.
He would also express other conspiracies surrounding the federal agency, such as that Muslims first
are CIA psy-obs made to drive people away from religion.
In 2015 he tweeted, the CIA is at war with God.
Crazy Islam N words is the CIA coaxing people towards atheism.
This was accompanied with similar statements about the CIA and God being at war.
He has also said that CIA...
you
you
you
you
you
I'm reading to help myself speak better. You said 15 minutes on the clock. We're at the end of the book. Here we go. Three, two, one. It is currently
It is currently January 13th, 246.
To change, you have to know which agreements you want to change before you can change them.
So the next step is to develop awareness of all the self-limiting fear-based beliefs that
you make, that beliefs that make you unhappy.
You take an inventory of all that, you believe all your agreements and through this process,
you begin to change.
life and begin a new dream. It's up to you to explore the possibilities of your dream.
If you are interested, the four agreements were created to assist you in the art of transformation.
To help you break the limiting agreements, gain more personal experience.
I don't think he's referring to reading 15 minutes a day. I think he's referring to
reading out loud 15 minutes to improve speaking.
Go to the core of those agreements is what I call going into the desert. When you
But yes, I did read more than 15 minutes a day, how they read one hour of power a day
at minimum.
Breaking the spell of black magic in your mind requires a great personal power. Every time
you break an agreement you gain extra power. You start by breaking agreements that are
very small and require less power. As those smaller agreements are broken, your personal
power will increase until you reach a point where you can find what you need to
in your mind. For example, the little girl who was told not to sing is now 20 years old
and she still does not sing. Only she can overcome the belief that her voice is ugly
is to say, okay, I will try to sing. Even if I do sing badly, then she can pretend that
someone is clapping and telling her, oh, that was beautiful. This was break, this
may break the agreement a teeny tiny bit. I'm not going to say which one I'm currently
reading but I just finished foundation today too.
I'm going to try again and again until finally she breaks the agreement. That's one way out of the dream of health. But for every agreement you break, that may suffer.
at 4.5 out of 5. That's one way out of the dream of how. But for every agreement you break,
that makes you suffer. You will need to replace it with a new agreement that makes you happy.
This will keep the old agreement from coming back. If you occupy the same space with
a new agreement, then the old agreement is gone forever. And in its place is a new
agreement there are many strong beliefs in the mind that can make the process look
helpless this is why you need to go step by step and be patient with yourself
because he has no idea what he's just read for the lost two pages 100%
but yeah either way anyway we're done with links we're done with links we're
down with links. No further links, okay, no further links. We have pressing matters to
attend. Pressing matters. Alright. We had a really bad day yesterday. But on the bright
side we raised a lot of seeds raised a lot of bad seeds so now we want to have
good seeds remember we made
another like a funky beat
Funky beat!
Alright.
Trollpacker has made 6 for God and Makero will thank you all back.
Fiendora, Arbok, Xanadol, Irmue, thank you.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
All right, you're gonna get in capture up in this bitch. Thank you
All right
Let's get some lucky, lucky, lucky God seeds, please.
Let's get it on.
Why is it so wide?
The circle?
Does that mean it's double pressure?
I do this now.
I've never seen it act like that before.
Very weird.
ssd is dying
i have to know
might be ssd related
no drop frames
it's melting, if the shoe crashes you know why
give it a blacksmith
I should probably clean my PC, yeah.
It's been a little while.
I have to spray for it.
the fuck. Another blacksmith, of course. Okay.
Okay, oops, okay, we'll be at food, roll the wheel to the side.
Okay.
I'm going for Serpent's Lava, fuck it.
I guess it is the, this, what is that for?
most likely dead hey this is completable
how to do that like so
That's no good
It's no good
There's one onion in it takes the long
7.
Maybe.
Maybe.
two
three
three
three
three
three
three
thought it was the least we could do
of
3 minute and 3.
Not great, not terrible, but not great.
On bash and sub 16.
This direction.
Ah.
This is the chosen one.
We got a fortress, so even though we don't have food, and it's 4.20 o'clock,
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's build thing.
And it's Lavaport, okay it's a 100% dead, it's Lavaport variation, which means no fucking
retreat and it's built-in as dead, it's a dead.
I'm just bringing you off the news, bad or good, I will tell it to you objectively.
And let me tell you that run was dead.
for the next one I wonder about.
of
four
not good, not good
HQC is going to change force him by forcing him to becoming one of his henchmen bobbies
What the fuck is this guy doing?
What the fuck is this guy doing?
Don't give me the bales
that's nice that's nice
that's life
there's some shit BTs where you don't have a fucking tree
Rotten flesh is worth taking.
You sick bastard.
2 diamonds.
nothing. It's pretty dark in here. Just notice the lights are on.
Oh the shit the more like in a water in the fucking sea generation
Hello
Oh
Charlie that really hurt Charlie
Charlie bit me
All right, this could be very good, this could be very bad, most likely.
11 is enough, ok not bad not bad.
uh one two three four five six
okay let's move these be seated corn he's a psychological liar and will only blame the
game rather than himself it's called pathological the defense the run was dead i am not an
Norse assessed. Even XQC is humble and he got the report. Even XQC is humble and baby I don't know, I don't even know what's written.
But you made me fuck up my build here so shut the hell up man!
dead anyway
is bashing is dead anyway
no food
we never found this fortress
Is that... Is that... Is that...
That Bastion is just there, still at that shed, I'm sorry.
It's good we saved some time.
I'm even drunk.
6.
6.
6.
6.
6.
and
I can't see anything.
May there be light!
Oops
I'm just drinking water water in a teacup
Plain old water
of
Oh
All right, give me good stuff
That is enough all friends
I
Let's go this way
Maybe
Alright this is a good run, 230 entry.
Fuck, my jeans did.
Or did I?
I fucking jinxed it, what the fuck is this, man?
All right, let's go.
Wild within 16.
Uh, good direction.
Do I go through the side?
I have to decide.
okay looks good looks good okay we have ourselves a seat for the first time in I don't know
hello it is not the fastest four minutes and we don't really have food
I'm just real honest
Remember string fake gold
Alright, all is well.
of
forward
Okay.
Okay.
I'm going to take that chest down, make sure it has string.
I don't know what to do.
Okay, we don't have a Syrian, but we do have check chests.
I don't have gold for this right now.
I think we gotta get the obsidian.
Or just maybe.
Or got it to do.
Alright, forward march.
I'll see it so it should be built in on this right side here.
Let's just make another one of these.
another one of these. I don't see where we could go here to find this. It's built in
almost guaranteed that I would go here. In case for some reason it shows.
Looks to be dead.
Unfortunately, it's S-Building and not a single part visible from the outside.
Well, it's all my peace.
that could have been something good amazing
The Dave, Mr. Force. Still playing this children. Anyway, I bought a whole bunch of Shungit Rocks.
You know what shunned it is.
Anybody know what shunned it is?
No, no soups night.
I think he's locked up in prison.
Talking shunned it.
Anyway...
oh shit here we go come on don't fuck your own account
Okay, we got ten, that's very good. Ten, I'll do it ten. I'll do it ten. I guess we'll
Oh, the shit.
I don't see any gravy.
why is there no gravy?
one bashing in this direction
I
Can barely see it
It is simply the victory of the ships.
then has the Eee Spring Sharks set this cast to knock him back.
Kyo Chacon, it's for a self-finance, sir.
Sir, please get into my taxi, sir.
Have you read iRobot?
I haven't.
I have only seen the Will Smith movie.
I didn't want to start that iRobot series because I kind of wanted to do the whole
foundation one first.
I'm not sure if that is the best strong.
lmao
non
one
one
one
one
one
two
a
five
three
five
five
it's like a diamond shovel, maybe?
Oh shit.
good on time okay I'm still very good on time actually
I don't like my seat What do I got one bashing sub 15 that's good news that's good news
but that does not deserve
So it's built in here, yeah?
Maybe I can get on top of this.
No.
Okay.
19, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26,
behind. That's enough. Alright, the top was built in, the bottom is built in, everything
is built in correct I guess we just go through the hole it came in at least this way
I'm going to go to the next one, I'm going to go to the next one, I'm going to go to
crystals
it's a bit too far
can't see it
dead
No idea.
no idea
no idea
I don't know what to do with that.
All right, pray that this is lava.
Alright, here we go, 230 entry with full blocks, and some food.
Okay, what do we have?
We have, unfortunately, looks like three bashings, at least two.
One, one, and two.
no direction looks good
kinda fucked here
we are kinda fucked here
And there's a fortress or something behind it, and it could work.
I
So I'm driving 40, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30,
22, 22
22 again
23
4 work
what the fuck why is this still here?
fucking piece of shit
seven of us again
I love CDM.
Where was it?
from
funny
Okay, is that all we need wait we have fucking
I'm just up first.
Hi, Mr. Force.
Any day now, you'll beat the juicer mini-craft record.
Right.
Surely the 10,000th seed is the one.
At this point, it's less speedrun
and more long-term documentary on suffering.
There they are, NG.
And you're slowly losing your sanity one reset at a time.
not false
we don't have enough pearls really
I don't know where this fucking stack case is, that is dead though.
wrong version. I was fake fortress. Fake fortress. Bad as a mother fucker. Still born
actually
of
What the fuck?
Okay, let's go.
there again. We're at 44 right now. I kind of want to build up here actually.
Hi Mr. Force. I have written the anal bead program you ordered. It will vibrate in the
direction you need to walk just like you requested. You can now finally beat the juicer.
I hate juicers. I hate juicers. I hate juicers.
But I don't think I need no vibrating anal butt like that.
I just need a Godseed man.
Is this it?
We don't know.
Probably not.
Because the useless bastion...
Oh, that might work. This is the other one. This is a...
a lot of poor variation. Oh my god that's so crazy. That is so crazy I'm lucky I'm
can lie but yeah so it was built in and five minutes is some big scrolling
Mr. Force, remember when you had the record by a huge margin, but forgot the wood. That
was two years ago today.
I don't think so.
You wasted the Godseed sent by the gods. Surely it is only a matter of time before
you are given the next Godseed.
He wasn't by a huge margin first of all, and including the time it takes to get the wood,
it would have been even more minuscule margin here, alright.
You got the facts wrong.
I got him all wrong, fuck.
Fuck.
release the minecarts up there
Although for some and chat I just wanted to share this experience since I'm a loser also I went to another prostitute
This time I lasted about 50 seconds the first round
The second round I lasted for about 20 minutes minus $150 minus $10 won this TV
Yeah, I don't know what happens.
Evening, Mr. Foes. I've been feeling really sick these past few days. Watching your runs
made my symptoms even worse. The amount of God seeds you are getting is unfathomable.
Keep throwing. EG, go next, unfathomable.
I don't think so, I think you don't know what unfeasible means.
Oh
Fortress
It's then
I
Must be good
That is terrible
something ain't right
Well, for sent a day at work I stood up for myself.
A dude from the next shift took my equipment when I went to break.
When I returned from break I said him still using that and just took the thing.
Do you know what I was thinking before?
What would Fawcett do?
All right, I don't mean that as... Good, very good.
Definitely not Swedish.
So, look at this new book I'm reading.
It talks about this mysterious superfood.
They call it sugar, wait, sugar no sugar that's it, sugar.
the fuck why did you close the book there's no such thing as shelter don't
hear room
that's what they want you to believe
but we know the truth don't be bruised
and
Come on!
Show me your moots.
Awesome. I have been a loyal follower since 1987.
And I'm developing the legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time Remake coming later this year.
Will you play?
Wow.
Okay, that's fine. Remake.
I don't know anything about that.
Wow, okay. You didn't have to be an asshole about it.
I even made a promise, dinner cooked for you. Fuck you.
It's a room bird.
Wait, remake or remastered?
remake oh shit that is huge you know ain't no way this that shit is coming
out later this year the internet doesn't shadow drop shit they don't
Shadow Drop Shit. They show shit on Nintendo Day.
They do? No. Unless you're counting some fucking ports or whatever. That doesn't count.
this shadowed up largest in the location that is true
remember Mario Battle Royale that's pretty fun insta lawyer
that was six years ago no no in a way no just a couple years ago right right
But that's enough.
Is that question?
Chat, are you guys all immature?
Are you serious?
Stop posting a ski porn in chat.
It's annoying, disgusting,
and quite frankly it's disrespectful to women. Please, if you respect women don't
post a ski pornography in the chat. I mean it.
what are we without reman?
nothing
I see one portal, but I don't like it.
You have been part of GG talent group for about six years now
Isn't it time that you start showing some actual talent? Oh MEG LULL Megalol
I think I'm pretty good
That's very notice
Fuck
It's only been 3 minutes but it does feel like eternity.
We do have lava here.
That's not what I wanted to do.
of
LeoOVML Japanese characters welcome back, I'm here with the 5 years, forcing me, forcing
Fizz, thank you very much, Felix the good, whatever an MVP, G-Exil with the parents
are welcome, Antikitty welcome back, Arake, Kunis, and Prong, I'm sure it's the 136th
Margin everyone and the K&S and K-Soldier and Chronicles I love them.
Thank you ladies and Senoritos.
Muchas gracias. Spaciba.
No chest.
No chests.
There are still women in this chat, that's simply not true, type, hey guys, if you're
a woman in chat right now.
of
the
Oh, that's gonna cost me.
Touch that.
Fishy.
Oops.
here we get this
peace of shiiiit
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god, this is the most fucking annoying shit ever.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
built-in leather type of this, it's dead.
this terrain is giga dead but look at that had it not been it would have been pretty
6, 2, 3, no tree, no tree, let's cancel this.
I was gambling on this being lava and it looks like it's a terrible chance of being lava.
We'll take those... arts... Specialists as we got diamond.
Most likely not.
Oh, in Christ.
Indeed, not.
That's what your mother sounds like every other Friday night.
of
This might require the action pack chest.
the
of
of
no blacksmith, I would have been great.
That would have been so good man.
The fuck am I s...
What is this shit?
HQC crashed out on BVG and AMP saying his music sucks and that nobody's watching AMP
before mocking him with robot moves regarding him having U-Bots history.
I'm a guy of brain cancer, you know.
I got absolute brain cancer.
one
well excuse
Say I can't afford it.
Alright, how are we going to figure out this one?
Take the wood preemptively, alright.
I see no onions.
I see lava.
Okay, here we go.
Come on.
Fuck
Uh
No cave for Dave, one cave.
Is it worth?
One, two, three, four, what the fuck is this?
Save a touch.
I
I
You know I was so fucking good
my food is frozen maybe not okay we're very good now should we get lava oh my
god we're so good this might be a god rum shot this is full food we have the
I might still save it, Shad.
I'm saving it.
is about to be saved.
Alright, look at that.
3 minutes, but we have food, we have blocks.
oh my god that ahhh shit that a fucking shit
19
I lied
I lied
it's over
don't you get it
I think it's over
Looks very grim.
Very much so.
Fucking shit.
Checking this thing out, let's be Donald J.
I'm fucking losing it right now.
Everyone hates me for no fucking reason.
Anyways, I'm chilling with the nuclear codes here.
Any advice to stay sane?
Take your bipolar pills.
Alright, whatever. Time to nuke some shit up.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised...
if Trump broke the nuke
oh no i don't like the sound
it's like ah fuck it i'm not gonna be able to get real like that
ah anyway the run was that anyway
Nothing ever happens. Yeah, I'm not talking about nuking anywhere where I am. I'm just
and you can use some place this distance, you know. Nothing ever happens to land.
I
Jesus what the fuck no chill
What the fuck man, I haven't even been on seat of one fucking second
Holy fuck.
The Spoon Killer!
you
you
you
you
you
Good evening, Mr. Force. I noticed you are returning. In order for Trump to look he would
need multiple people to confirm. There are some fields who hasn't Trump agreed to.
You never admit fault and blame everything else on other things or people.
So what I'm trying to say is, I wouldn't be surprised if they agreed.
They're all going to buy shorts and then nuke.
The real question is will the shorts be valuable?
if you nuke and the responses are nuke, probably not.
This is the house.
Oh
They like just music.
I guess I prefer to just music
We're both in this playlist
Yeah, but not uh, we're really in the Cyprus
I'll end the nothing ever happens, so please.
Oh my god.
That's a fucking deep.
That's lucky enough.
Okay, we have a legendary seed.
One more, one more.
Wow, this is how long we got him.
Are you?
Okay, we got everything we need except for that one.
That looks promising.
I promise you that!
Android braw, welcome back, dears new and stripped to it in six months.
Welcome back, ladies.
Only in the nothing happens, Cyprus, will I get the record.
But you don't ever admit to any mistake.
Yes, I do. Only when my sugar-free waffles are not made in time, you witch.
Then I can't as good as I could have. Fuck Nina, I can't lie dud.
I can't lie dud? What the fuck are you saying?
I don't know what to do with this.
Shit.
21
That is too far
Executus you have placed the bashing too far
ah
oh, can't see the jungle
Okay, I won't chill.
Fuck.
That is a no bueno, I think.
Okay, we've got some stuff, and do we have the lava?
important stuff
Okay, this looks pretty good.
It's lovely to get lava now.
That's a fake.
That's a faker.
That's a faker.
Can I ever get a lava bear?
Oh, very nice, very nice.
Blast protection.
Alright we got a 2, 35 and 3, alright, wait.
Blocks and full food, here we go!
Oh my god! You got flippers!
And we have bashing somewhere
In this direction
Or in that direction
We have a crazy 2-3 team
Turns out the bash on this closer in this direction
I hope it's not showing me some weird ass fucking
Weird ass critters shit, right?
Cause I don't fucking see it
Come on, don't screw me on this one.
Okay, so this built it unfortunately, which is why I did not want to have them, but...
it's kind of fun
Oh man it's so tragic.
it is so fucking annoying
What the fuck am I?
I'm not aware of this fucking fortress is now, this shit is so fucking built in.
and
a call
So I fucking stamped the fortress.
I'm not going in that into that tunnel again.
14 pearls, final obsidian, tradies garbage, that's the one over here too.
The sad part is that the Bastion that was further away most likely has way better path
You can't know that at a time.
You can only use the information you see at any given time.
How do we go this way instead?
This terrain will solve it as a motherfucker.
But you can't see it from this position right here. This or above the hill
This almost closer
Technically
I was like that was really like it
That was really unfortunate.
Ahhhh.
Fucking built in.
Never do I ever win a 50-50 coin flip.
Fuck, that could have really been it.
But I've gone to the other one.
Shit.
That was such...
Good entry.
I have a such good entry
That's what she said, you and your mom really talk about everything, you know?
Yeah, this is really good.
Six.
That's not good.
Shit
How do we salvage that one iron off
Fuck it
where is the fucking stone?
Not...
Various
Oops.
Alright we got some free entry.
that's my name
not that shim though
that's my name
I
Just give it to you. Yeah, dead. Oh
Taurus boy
Thank you Supreme, Bob Dragon, the Roozoo, welcome back, and the RoozooCast, Snarelobe,
and Pants, the Graver.
The Graver.
They creep us.
block to this
block to this
I can win very good.
fucking christ i'm a stick
you heard that you hear that crack really that's a big crack
Crack my fucking pants.
You have no power here.
Ah, what the fuck are you doing?
Okay, my life's prettiest moment.
one sub sixteener
i see it
with my own two eyes i see it
what should i
i am friendly
Mama bitch
Take cold
not fake though
9, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,
in the rain today. No.
That's uh, that, that's Giga, the, the stillborn.
of
Oh
Okay
All right four
Okay, let's go.
Go to the next seat.
I have a village portal lava ish no chest then it is doomed
Do you admit that?
Take him that ass.
Firstly we have lava right there but no ship.
Shit.
Unless we swim.
Open trees.
is it worse?
it just maybe could be
food food
food food
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
What are you building here?
Okay, we'll do something like this
Alright
We are in quiet the good spot here.
Quiet the good spot.
I've jinxed it.
Oh my god that's so unlucky!
What is the percentage of that happening?
I forgot.
That is so unlucky man.
Oh my god.
That is so unlucky man.
What I found to happen, the boat has a minuscule challenge of breaking a bug.
And it had to happen during the seed of gods.
Maybe we will now find out.
it is not miniscule. During the entire time I've been on it since I got back to record,
it has only happened twice, including this one. So yes, it is very, very miniscule.
but uh this could very well be that 500 blocks away I said
And then...
It's fine. It's done.
Fuck you!
I got a horror game.
Save for children.
What's over?
Okay, this is good. No, it's terrible.
less
That's 60 and T. Tramp will be placed, but not much else.
I guess that's dead then, right?
No.
No, I don't think so.
All right, it's a YOLO RUN.
YOLO!
what
Okay.
That's like a built-in.
I remember you both.
No, this fucking bastion is insanely fucking built in here.
of
the
of
the
of the
of the
of the
Oh
Why did that TNT?
Was this it was it this see that TNT
Mr. Force, can you clarify when you are planning on beating the reward?
Right now.
Because of this rate with you playing once or twice a week, we might never be done.
Please clarify.
It's done anyway.
It's done anyway.
It was built in on the trading side of things and it was still a 17 fortress to get back.
18 actually sorry 19 with the spawner being 19
it was easy params yes I don't disagree but it was already six minutes
unfortunately it was fairly dead
Maybe I should have done Fortress first in that situation, but Fortress first is kind
Oh shit.
But it could have been the play, it could have been the play.
It's a close call.
I'm not following the WoW world first, no.
WoW will never be in eSport, because they have fucking wheelchair, fucking add-ons.
Third party shit.
I heard Blizzard removed it but then folded under the outcry of handicapped wow players
bringing it back.
Is that true?
Blizzard cultivated an audience of cash shows and then they expect to fucking remove the
we're in church. They crazy. They crazy man.
Where did you play Tekken again?
Yeah, where is Tekken 9?
Tekken 9, 9, 9!
of
Your perception of time is flawed sir, and you should get your TikTok brain checked before you wreck it yourself.
time is relative you know oh yeah Einstein thought time is relative and where is he now
dead
No fish.
I'm going to be a little bit more careful.
I'm going to be a little bit more careful.
I'm going to be a little bit more careful.
I'm gonna charge.
I was not expecting this to be good now man, there's a good entry.
Very good.
as it go
of
We do have a fork this way there.
What does that mean for the future of Mankind?
It means that...
We can't get across.
We can't get across.
Shhh.
Oh
I was actually sees best time 1427
I
Lucky as mother fucker I've ever seen
and
come on one insta-bassion and all I asked for
one insta-
she didn't get lucky he won because she played ranked for an hour before Ronson mastered bastions
she won now knew better than this
are you putting me tired?
He had fucking 10 obsidian and they got within hundreds fucking blocks of the stronghold
in the overworld.
You stupid cuck.
That did look like a blacksmith.
Seven.
Okay.
Okay
Ah fucking shit
Okay
of
I mean, they really got nerfed though, so honestly, they're so peanut.
They are so busted.
We all know the real reason you don't want to play ranked is because you are afraid of
the binormous, earth-shuttering-y large ego and reality-check you'll get.
Yeah, sure. Or installing yet another 3rd Porsche at all.
You pick your fucking fantasy.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Good, good, good, good.
Alright, I guess.
Please.
Okay, we got one bastion.
Two bastions, actually.
Please!
Okay, we got one Bastion, two Bastions, actually, shortest distance, both are close.
This one is the closest.
That's uh...
Playable, I think.
I
Thank you anyway.
Okay, here we go, Chad.
16 sounds good.
I'm gonna go out first though, I think.
Yeah, this feels good.
That's a bit of a reaction, I think.
I see that direction I think.
Oops, I didn't.
Oh
Fuck off
17, 17, that's pretty bad, the 18, I need 20, I need 20, 19, come on.
They are definitely trolling.
I
Seventy and there's the fortress
of
I definitely made a stone axe there nots, this stone, can I make that?
I don't know if you can, but we're about to find out, I can't see my fucking block!
Two stone.
Okay, you can't hit him.
Okay, he runs on me the other day.
one of city and
one of city and
one of city and
unless we get an exclusive portal I guess
not in any way
yeah let's
And then I came.
My name is Dave!
That's it.
Alright, we wasted all the bad RNG there.
Wasted all the bad RNG.
That's good. That's good for the next one.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Very good.
Oh, hi.
Let's go sub three.
One dash in sub 16 direction is unknown could be good could be not good
bad passion
ahhh how does that
That's pretty dead right?
What?
I wasn't even remotely close.
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
of
of
such a shit that shit
of
Okay, huge, what the fuck?
This food.
Just a little food.
of
Shit.
Alright, three minutes left.
50, 90, 6.
Fuck.
Fucking thing sucks.
Fuck.
Fucking thing sucks.
No.
Fuck.
Fuckin thing sucks.
No.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuckin.
That's real
Okay, let's go.
We got one sub 16.
There's something built in.
Just keep it straight up next door.
It's not even here
There's a fake fucking bashing
How are we so unlucky
I'm bringing fish.
It's fucking raw!
three from golem, how dead is that?
that's pretty dead right?
but i have my lucky fish here
and with these
we'll get a portal
Yo Lava.
Alright.
Yo Lava.
Hobo portal.
Lucky fish will help me.
the power of lucky fish is upon us
Like a fish!
That's pretty good.
really solid, really solid, really solid id
looks like this is some sort of lava lava
and let's us a fake lava lava
we show no momentarily
I feel as much.
Alright, we got one bastion sub 16, this direction.
Come on, come on, here we go, terrain, terrain, terrain, terrain, terrain, terrain, terrain,
The rain?
Get the fuck out of the...
Fucking bitch, she's a ducat, it's my fucking lava.
I don't want to die!
It's built in here or what?
It looks like it.
Absolute troll, see ya, dude.
imagine this shit without all the bullshit
my god im himel i want a straight path to groan for a change
Charles, straight path, built in, built in, built in, built in, built in!
Sssshhh.
Don't pick that up, it's a fucking retarded person.
Evening, Mr. Force.
I have not seen that your titles say taking back the world record.
Are you sure?
You have thrown every god seed.
Every bastion.
Every run.
What is that may never die, my man?
Can't throw or is already a rotting in the grave.
Screaming for I think you sneaky sir boy I urge Miguel to enjoy a crouched bar in the
backcase.
I was not going to wait for that.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow I will make a return.
should be good should be beautiful as beautiful as these guns you don't say
well that's tomorrow thanks for watching this from subs research those gifted
subs bitcoins social credits alright I will catch you on the next one tomorrow
alright hopefully until then bye bye