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We haven't established pricing yet but it depends on the which material I want"}, {"start": 978.5600000000001, "end": 990.6800000000001, "text": " to use for the shirt so I'm just checking it out. It should be done soon. He will do it"}, {"start": 990.6800000000001, "end": 992.6800000000001, "text": " on Tuesday after holiday."}, {"start": 1000.2600000000001, "end": 1001.2600000000001, "text": " Please make cotton?"}, {"start": 1001.2600000000001, "end": 1003.7600000000001, "text": " Yeah, that is what I want to make."}, {"start": 1003.7600000000001, "end": 1009.36, "text": " Uh, not the Egyptian cotton, but yes, I think I would like that."}, {"start": 1009.36, "end": 1011.36, "text": " It was, but yeah."}, {"start": 1011.36, "end": 1013.36, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 1015.36, "end": 1017.36, "text": " It's a good in-betweener, you know."}, {"start": 1017.36, "end": 1024.3600000000001, "text": " It's not the fancies of stuff, but it's far from the cheapest stuff, something that"}, {"start": 1024.3600000000001, "end": 1030.3600000000001, "text": " lasts, something that feels good, you know what I'm saying."}, {"start": 1030.3600000000001, "end": 1035.3600000000001, "text": " And it depends."}, {"start": 1035.3600000000001, "end": 1042.3600000000001, "text": " All right, well, six weeks into three-day special military operation."}, {"start": 1042.3600000000001, "end": 1046.3600000000001, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 1046.3600000000001, "end": 1051.3600000000001, "text": " I mean, I don't know, the world is freaking out and shit's fun."}, {"start": 1051.3600000000001, "end": 1054.3600000000001, "text": " Awesome, mate. I have something to tell you."}, {"start": 1054.3600000000001, "end": 1059.3600000000001, "text": " Here's a fucking sitcom link. So fucking funny and hilarious."}, {"start": 1059.3600000000001, "end": 1063.3600000000001, "text": " Also, are you enjoying these fucking sitcom links?"}, {"start": 1063.3600000000001, "end": 1067.3600000000001, "text": " I think they are hilarious and praise Lord Jesus."}, {"start": 1067.3600000000001, "end": 1077.3600000000001, "text": " What I'm trying to say is that people are freaking out, oil prices, shit in the world,"}, {"start": 1077.3600000000001, "end": 1082.44, "text": " this, that, I'm gonna fuck this, this is probably pretty much what happened in fucking"}, {"start": 1082.44, "end": 1088.72, "text": " Iraq, minus the social media fear mongering of the president and the rest of the fucking"}, {"start": 1088.72, "end": 1089.72, "text": " world, right?"}, {"start": 1089.72, "end": 1096.1200000000001, "text": " If you really think about it, I don't think there's a single fucking difference there."}, {"start": 1096.1200000000001, "end": 1100.1200000000001, "text": " It's learning just the same shit, but with social media added."}, {"start": 1103.6200000000001, "end": 1107.6200000000001, "text": " Nothing ever happens."}, {"start": 1115.6200000000001, "end": 1118.6200000000001, "text": " Straight was not close with Iraq War."}, {"start": 1119.6200000000001, "end": 1123.6200000000001, "text": " And it learned just close for like America."}, {"start": 1123.6200000000001, "end": 1128.6200000000001, "text": " The rest of the fucking people can get their shit through there."}, {"start": 1128.6200000000001, "end": 1134.6200000000001, "text": " Eh, it's just the Americans, but..."}, {"start": 1134.6200000000001, "end": 1140.6200000000001, "text": " Pretty much."}, {"start": 1140.6200000000001, "end": 1145.6200000000001, "text": " It's likely a prelude to World War 3, the OTA."}, {"start": 1145.6200000000001, "end": 1152.6200000000001, "text": " So this guy is unaware of the fact that nothing ever happens."}, {"start": 1152.6200000000001, "end": 1160.1000000000001, "text": " I'm completely unaware."}, {"start": 1160.1000000000001, "end": 1165.98, "text": " You can come back here in three months when no one gives a shit anymore and nothing ever"}, {"start": 1165.98, "end": 1166.98, "text": " happened."}, {"start": 1166.98, "end": 1167.98, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 1167.98, "end": 1172.74, "text": " Remind me to make fun of you."}, {"start": 1172.74, "end": 1173.74, "text": " Sack!"}, {"start": 1173.74, "end": 1179.0200000000002, "text": " Kregor's Resident Evil is nine minutes and there's all gas, no brakes."}, {"start": 1179.02, "end": 1182.94, "text": " The film is said to be almost entirely worth our attention, but one attended the show"}, {"start": 1182.94, "end": 1185.54, "text": " as a whore worshipped fury wrote,"}, {"start": 1185.54, "end": 1190.7, "text": " My intuition tells me there are a lot of sitcoms and peddling today."}, {"start": 1190.7, "end": 1197.46, "text": " Here is a Ugandan documentary to catch a break and $20 holding my war."}, {"start": 1197.46, "end": 1199.98, "text": " Thank you for your attention to this matter."}, {"start": 1205.42, "end": 1205.92, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 1209.02, "end": 1231.02, "text": " I was looking for it on Netflix but it wasn't on Netflix so I gave up, I gave up but I"}, {"start": 1231.02, "end": 1232.02, "text": " gave up."}, {"start": 1232.02, "end": 1236.02, "text": " FQ Arson, thank you all for this channel, welcome back."}, {"start": 1236.02, "end": 1255.54, "text": " Alright, we got legs chat and I have my my homemade potato onion soup."}, {"start": 1255.54, "end": 1261.1399999999999, "text": " I can't find the first link, where is the first link?"}, {"start": 1261.14, "end": 1263.5800000000002, "text": " All right, how was the music, Maestro?"}, {"start": 1267.1000000000001, "end": 1269.6200000000001, "text": " America has very little amount of ships"}, {"start": 1269.6200000000001, "end": 1272.5400000000002, "text": " operating in Hormuz straight to the town."}, {"start": 1279.5400000000002, "end": 1281.18, "text": " I don't give a shit."}, {"start": 1281.18, "end": 1285.1000000000001, "text": " The point of it is that Trump is getting his oil there"}, {"start": 1285.1000000000001, "end": 1287.3400000000001, "text": " somehow, whether it's directly from American ships"}, {"start": 1287.3400000000001, "end": 1290.22, "text": " or middlemen, otherwise he wouldn't be crying about it,"}, {"start": 1290.22, "end": 1292.22, "text": " Right. You fucking retard."}, {"start": 1293.22, "end": 1297.22, "text": " You think Trump ever does anything other than for himself?"}, {"start": 1298.22, "end": 1299.22, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 1300.22, "end": 1303.22, "text": " You're possible for your human."}, {"start": 1303.22, "end": 1308.22, "text": " I promise. We'll spoil and be free when that happens."}, {"start": 1311.22, "end": 1312.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1312.22, "end": 1318.22, "text": " this is one of the things that I've been doing"}, {"start": 1318.22, "end": 1324.22, "text": " I've been listening to what you're saying"}, {"start": 1324.22, "end": 1329.22, "text": " it's okay if it's from your perspective on technology"}, {"start": 1329.22, "end": 1334.22, "text": " even though what you guys keep on doing nowadays"}, {"start": 1334.22, "end": 1353.22, "text": " you're safe here you're safe here just you and your two cute little sisters"}, {"start": 1353.22, "end": 1375.22, "text": " Get in the hair, the fuck they're saying."}, {"start": 1375.22, "end": 1377.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1377.22, "end": 1379.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1379.22, "end": 1381.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1381.22, "end": 1383.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1383.22, "end": 1385.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1385.22, "end": 1387.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1387.22, "end": 1389.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1389.22, "end": 1391.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1391.22, "end": 1393.22, "text": " I can go better."}, {"start": 1393.22, "end": 1395.22, "text": " Higher? Like here? Right?"}, {"start": 1395.22, "end": 1397.22, "text": " Yeah, but what are you trying to kick?"}, {"start": 1397.22, "end": 1399.22, "text": " What body part are you trying to kick?"}, {"start": 1399.22, "end": 1401.22, "text": " I should have just envisioned that."}, {"start": 1401.22, "end": 1403.22, "text": " Yeah. Let's go."}, {"start": 1403.22, "end": 1405.22, "text": " You want the liver kick?"}, {"start": 1405.22, "end": 1406.22, "text": " Let's do the liver."}, {"start": 1406.22, "end": 1406.72, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 1406.72, "end": 1407.72, "text": " It's probably the easiest."}, {"start": 1407.72, "end": 1408.22, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 1408.22, "end": 1408.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1408.72, "end": 1411.72, "text": " Well, I learned."}, {"start": 1411.72, "end": 1412.72, "text": " Both legs."}, {"start": 1412.72, "end": 1413.22, "text": " Both?"}, {"start": 1413.22, "end": 1413.72, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 1413.72, "end": 1414.72, "text": " You got to get the other leg."}, {"start": 1414.72, "end": 1416.22, "text": " You got to get the other leg good, too."}, {"start": 1416.22, "end": 1416.72, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 1416.72, "end": 1417.72, "text": " So we're down both?"}, {"start": 1417.72, "end": 1419.72, "text": " We're down both."}, {"start": 1419.72, "end": 1420.72, "text": " Well, that was bad."}, {"start": 1420.72, "end": 1421.72, "text": " Yeah, you got to get a little closer,"}, {"start": 1421.72, "end": 1423.22, "text": " because you're going to stab him on the foot."}, {"start": 1423.22, "end": 1424.22, "text": " You're going to hurt your foot,"}, {"start": 1424.22, "end": 1425.22, "text": " because they block the elbow."}, {"start": 1425.22, "end": 1426.22, "text": " You're going to hurt your foot."}, {"start": 1426.22, "end": 1426.72, "text": " And it's going to break."}, {"start": 1426.72, "end": 1427.72, "text": " There was some guy that, right?"}, {"start": 1427.72, "end": 1429.72, "text": " He, like, kicked, then set it up,"}, {"start": 1429.72, "end": 1430.72, "text": " and then put it back."}, {"start": 1430.72, "end": 1431.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1431.22, "end": 1432.22, "text": " It happened."}, {"start": 1432.22, "end": 1452.34, "text": " I don't think I use enough power."}, {"start": 1452.34, "end": 1455.06, "text": " I know I need to rotate and throw this arm back more."}, {"start": 1455.06, "end": 1460.6200000000001, "text": " You need to rotate and pivot on this foot, but right now I just want to see how fast"}, {"start": 1460.6200000000001, "end": 1463.18, "text": " kick in and stuff like that, because that's going to come over time."}, {"start": 1463.18, "end": 1464.3000000000002, "text": " Yeah, a little repetition."}, {"start": 1464.3000000000002, "end": 1465.9, "text": " Yeah, it's going to come over time."}, {"start": 1465.9, "end": 1466.9, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 1466.9, "end": 1467.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1467.9, "end": 1468.9, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 1468.9, "end": 1469.9, "text": " I'll do right to throw more."}, {"start": 1469.9, "end": 1470.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1470.9, "end": 1471.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1471.9, "end": 1472.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1472.9, "end": 1473.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1473.9, "end": 1474.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1474.9, "end": 1477.9, "text": " If you pivot a little bit, if you pivot a little bit more and put the hip and you'll"}, {"start": 1477.9, "end": 1482.9, "text": " get a little bit more power, but you are leaning back a little bit too much."}, {"start": 1482.9, "end": 1483.9, "text": " I see you with your co-strains."}, {"start": 1483.9, "end": 1484.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1484.9, "end": 1485.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1485.9, "end": 1486.9, "text": " I think it's because of wrestling stance."}, {"start": 1486.9, "end": 1487.9, "text": " Because I'm here, but I need to be."}, {"start": 1487.9, "end": 1488.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1488.9, "end": 1489.9, "text": " You're leaning back a little bit too much."}, {"start": 1489.9, "end": 1491.9, "text": " I see, I see. So we're up right."}, {"start": 1495.26, "end": 1497.74, "text": " Yeah, do it again. Keep going."}, {"start": 1499.66, "end": 1501.66, "text": " Now breathe, do it. Breathe."}, {"start": 1502.5400000000002, "end": 1504.8600000000001, "text": " Good. You got a good kick. Let's keep going."}, {"start": 1507.3400000000001, "end": 1509.3400000000001, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 1509.9, "end": 1511.9, "text": " Yeah! Breathe."}, {"start": 1513.1000000000001, "end": 1514.7, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 1514.7, "end": 1515.74, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 1515.74, "end": 1518.14, "text": " All right, let me see some leg kicks. Kick it a little lower. Kick it in the leg."}, {"start": 1518.14, "end": 1518.6200000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1518.6200000000001, "end": 1525.6200000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think it's a true accident."}, {"start": 1525.6200000000001, "end": 1528.6200000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's good, yeah."}, {"start": 1528.6200000000001, "end": 1531.6200000000001, "text": " You know, you kick in the lower, that's a calf kick."}, {"start": 1531.6200000000001, "end": 1532.6200000000001, "text": " You know the calf kick?"}, {"start": 1532.6200000000001, "end": 1533.6200000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1533.6200000000001, "end": 1535.6200000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's a low, do the calf kick, everything."}, {"start": 1535.6200000000001, "end": 1537.6200000000001, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 1537.6200000000001, "end": 1540.6200000000001, "text": " I kick in the way you want."}, {"start": 1540.6200000000001, "end": 1541.6200000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1541.6200000000001, "end": 1544.6200000000001, "text": " Up high, low, middle, you know what I'm saying."}, {"start": 1544.6200000000001, "end": 1552.42, "text": " I'm back to bless you with yet another fucking sitcom link."}, {"start": 1552.42, "end": 1557.1000000000001, "text": " So fucking funny bro, I actually laughed too much for my own dog."}, {"start": 1557.1000000000001, "end": 1565.6200000000001, "text": " The same people who hate sitcoms sit alone at lunch."}, {"start": 1565.6200000000001, "end": 1567.6200000000001, "text": " You tell him. You tell him."}, {"start": 1567.6200000000001, "end": 1569.6200000000001, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 1595.6200000000001, "end": 1598.8200000000002, "text": " Can you give me some time?"}, {"start": 1600.8200000000002, "end": 1603.0200000000002, "text": " I'm sorry, Yuka-chan."}, {"start": 1603.0200000000002, "end": 1605.3200000000002, "text": " W-What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 1610.1200000000001, "end": 1611.92, "text": " Yuka-chan, sorry."}, {"start": 1625.6200000000001, "end": 1632.6200000000001, "text": " One, the crying emoji seems to be what's keeping us together here in the chat, so we continue to spam that as well, but here we go!"}, {"start": 1685.6200000000001, "end": 1715.42, "text": " I'm very fond of the informant in me, and I got some more soup, though."}, {"start": 1715.42, "end": 1721.68, "text": " this suit was super super super super"}, {"start": 1865.42, "end": 1872.42, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 1872.42, "end": 1879.42, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 1879.42, "end": 1885.42, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 1885.42, "end": 1890.42, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 1920.42, "end": 1935.42, "text": " and"}, {"start": 1935.42, "end": 1965.22, "text": " I'll have to double check, they might have just modded it in."}, {"start": 1965.22, "end": 1971.98, "text": " that's cool that's kind of clever oh yeah why why is this okay I don't know"}, {"start": 1971.98, "end": 1977.34, "text": " if someone can tell me why is this pose become popular recently like the"}, {"start": 1977.34, "end": 1984.6200000000001, "text": " showing your molars like there was a car ham yeah see that"}, {"start": 1984.6200000000001, "end": 1988.6200000000001, "text": " Oh, Zenlis is doing zero, Kyle."}, {"start": 1988.6200000000001, "end": 1992.6200000000001, "text": " Zenlis will play that. This is kind of nice."}, {"start": 1992.6200000000001, "end": 1996.6200000000001, "text": " I like this. That's good."}, {"start": 1996.6200000000001, "end": 2000.6200000000001, "text": " Azure Lane, which is a"}, {"start": 2000.6200000000001, "end": 2004.6200000000001, "text": " game about battleships, as you can tell."}, {"start": 2004.6200000000001, "end": 2008.6200000000001, "text": " The game is about battleships."}, {"start": 2008.6200000000001, "end": 2012.6200000000001, "text": " Human-guided battleships is what this game is about."}, {"start": 2012.6200000000001, "end": 2021.6200000000001, "text": " That is exactly what this is about. 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Who's your sleep spell?"}, {"start": 2174.54, "end": 2175.98, "text": " Sheldon!"}, {"start": 2176.04, "end": 2179.52, "text": " Sheldon, I've got the sword of Azeroth!"}, {"start": 2179.58, "end": 2182.22, "text": " Look at the sword, Sheldon, help Rod!"}, {"start": 2182.2799999999997, "end": 2185.86, "text": " There's no more Sheldon! I am the solid master!"}, {"start": 2185.92, "end": 2188.7599999999998, "text": " Let us look out! Tell him that we're dying here!"}, {"start": 2188.82, "end": 2190.86, "text": " Good night, peasants!"}, {"start": 2190.92, "end": 2192.9, "text": " Master teleported him."}, {"start": 2194.46, "end": 2197.14, "text": " He's setting the sword of Azeroth on eBay."}, {"start": 2197.14, "end": 2202.14, "text": " I'm a rogue night elf, don't you think we'll repair our descriptions?"}, {"start": 2202.14, "end": 2205.14, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, somebody just click buy it now."}, {"start": 2205.14, "end": 2209.14, "text": " I am the sword master!"}, {"start": 2215.14, "end": 2217.14, "text": " Watch this, it's really cool."}, {"start": 2217.14, "end": 2218.14, "text": " It's fake."}, {"start": 2218.14, "end": 2221.14, "text": " That's not how a little worker works."}, {"start": 2221.14, "end": 2223.14, "text": " Did you say, call Helen Boxlightner?"}, {"start": 2226.14, "end": 2229.14, "text": " No. Call Leonard Hofstadter."}, {"start": 2230.14, "end": 2233.14, "text": " Did you say, call Temple Babsader?"}, {"start": 2235.14, "end": 2237.14, "text": " No. Hey, let me try."}, {"start": 2238.14, "end": 2241.14, "text": " Call McFlono McFlooneyloo."}, {"start": 2243.14, "end": 2245.14, "text": " Calling Rajesh Kuthrapalli."}, {"start": 2251.14, "end": 2253.14, "text": " Oh, it's very impressive."}, {"start": 2253.14, "end": 2256.14, "text": " And a little racist."}, {"start": 2262.14, "end": 2264.14, "text": " The X10s are online."}, {"start": 2264.14, "end": 2270.14, "text": " Gentlemen, I am now about to send a signal from this laptop through our local ISP"}, {"start": 2270.14, "end": 2274.14, "text": " racing down fiber optic cable at the speed of light to San Francisco,"}, {"start": 2274.14, "end": 2277.14, "text": " bouncing off a satellite in geosynchronous orbit to Lisbon, Portugal,"}, {"start": 2277.14, "end": 2280.14, "text": " where the data packets will be handed off to submerged transatlantic cables"}, {"start": 2280.14, "end": 2284.14, "text": " landing cables, terminating in Halifax, Nova Scotia and transferred across the continent"}, {"start": 2284.14, "end": 2288.14, "text": " via microwave relays back to our ISP and the extender saver attached to this."}, {"start": 2290.14, "end": 2291.14, "text": " Lamp."}, {"start": 2294.14, "end": 2296.14, "text": " Look at me, look at me, I've got goosebumps."}, {"start": 2296.14, "end": 2298.14, "text": " Are we ready on the stereo?"}, {"start": 2298.14, "end": 2299.14, "text": " Go for stereo."}, {"start": 2310.14, "end": 2325.14, "text": " I just have a lot of shit, if the show doesn't go on."}, {"start": 2325.14, "end": 2329.14, "text": " Uganda, Tuesday, March 26, 1974."}, {"start": 2355.14, "end": 2362.9, "text": " Instead of censoring his fucking belly, why not just fucking put the sheets up and fucking"}, {"start": 2362.9, "end": 2364.9, "text": " blank it's over?"}, {"start": 2364.9, "end": 2380.9, "text": " Because that's not how it happened, it was exactly how it happened."}, 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"end": 2561.1800000000003, "text": " The army chief, who is also President Musaveini's son, has commented on the war in West Asia."}, {"start": 2561.1800000000003, "end": 2566.78, "text": " In a series of posts on X, Kanyarugaba declared his support for Israel and launched threats"}, {"start": 2566.78, "end": 2568.54, "text": " at Iran."}, {"start": 2568.54, "end": 2573.98, "text": " In one of his posts, he said the world was tired of war and that it must end."}, {"start": 2573.98, "end": 2578.18, "text": " He went far beyond typical diplomatic language, as he often does."}, {"start": 2578.18, "end": 2583.94, "text": " Canira Gabba even warned that if threats against Israel continued, the Ugandan army would join"}, {"start": 2583.94, "end": 2587.18, "text": " the war in support of Israel."}, {"start": 2587.18, "end": 2591.94, "text": " In another post, which has since been deleted, the army chief made a bold claim."}, {"start": 2591.94, "end": 2598.46, "text": " He said that the 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In his latest post, the Army Chief said that his forces would not take"}, {"start": 2604.94, "end": 2610.7400000000002, "text": " more than two weeks to capture Tehran, and a Uganda People's Defense Forces Brigade could"}, {"start": 2610.7400000000002, "end": 2615.58, "text": " easily do the job. Social media reasons were quick to point out."}, {"start": 2615.58, "end": 2619.86, "text": " Link, Mr. Force. No further links, thank you."}, {"start": 2619.86, "end": 2625.3, "text": " While affirming his support for Israel, Kanir Agaba argued that Israel supported Uganda during"}, {"start": 2625.3, "end": 2631.5600000000004, "text": " link mr. Force in the 1980s and 90s and therefore Uganda should stand by"}, {"start": 2631.5600000000004, "end": 2638.0, "text": " Israel now the generals pro-israel's land is rooted in historical bias between"}, {"start": 2638.0, "end": 2643.6400000000003, "text": " Uganda and Israel in one of his latest posts can you Agaba has also announced"}, {"start": 2643.6400000000003, "end": 2648.04, "text": " plans to build a statue of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's"}, {"start": 2648.04, "end": 2654.64, "text": " playing a brother, Jonathan Netanyahu, at Uganda's Ntebe International."}, {"start": 2654.64, "end": 2656.24, "text": " A real tongue twister, my lady."}, {"start": 2656.24, "end": 2662.88, "text": " Ntebe is the context. In 1976, Israel had launched a special rescue mission at the"}, {"start": 2662.88, "end": 2670.72, "text": " Ntebe Airport, and it was named Operation Thunderbolt. 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Nearly all of the hostages were saved, the three were killed."}, {"start": 2692.44, "end": 2698.4, "text": " All hijackers died during the operation along with one Israeli soldier and that soldier"}, {"start": 2698.4, "end": 2702.96, "text": " was Jonathan Netanyahu."}, {"start": 2702.96, "end": 2706.1600000000003, "text": " Now, so far, there has been no formal announcement"}, {"start": 2706.1600000000003, "end": 2709.12, "text": " from the Ugandan government regarding the construction"}, {"start": 2709.12, "end": 2711.44, "text": " of the statue at the airport."}, {"start": 2711.44, "end": 2714.1600000000003, "text": " The Ugandan army chief's post provided"}, {"start": 2714.1600000000003, "end": 2718.6, "text": " a glimpse into his views on domestic and international"}, {"start": 2718.6, "end": 2721.84, "text": " matters, but his habit of posting and then"}, {"start": 2721.84, "end": 2724.4, "text": " deleting controversial statements"}, {"start": 2724.4, "end": 2726.84, "text": " continues to leave observers questioning"}, {"start": 2726.84, "end": 2730.84, "text": " the official direction of Uganda's foreign policy."}, {"start": 2730.84, "end": 2734.84, "text": " The world doesn't fit in boxes, so..."}, {"start": 2734.84, "end": 2737.84, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 2737.84, "end": 2742.84, "text": " They were suspicious of everybody and could trust nobody."}, {"start": 2742.84, "end": 2747.84, "text": " Especially those closest to them, who were best positioned to assassinate them."}, {"start": 2747.84, "end": 2752.84, "text": " Because of this tremendous pressure, they would progressively plunge into madness and paranoia."}, {"start": 2756.84, "end": 2764.2000000000003, "text": " He doesn't know it yet, but today, Idi Amin has good reason to be afraid."}, {"start": 2764.2000000000003, "end": 2769.08, "text": " His own cousin, General Arube, with whom he grew up and who he had appointed Brigadier"}, {"start": 2769.08, "end": 2773.6400000000003, "text": " General of the army, is planning to overthrow him."}, {"start": 2773.6400000000003, "end": 2782.56, "text": " As he would later tell his son, Jafar Amin, he was about to live through the most difficult"}, {"start": 2782.56, "end": 2783.56, "text": " day of his reign."}, {"start": 2783.56, "end": 2798.56, "text": " The issue of the push attempt by his very own tribe, the kakwa, we are kakwas, was the most painful situation for my father."}, {"start": 2798.56, "end": 2807.56, "text": " Charles Rubey was more or less a brother. As a cousin, he was very much a brother."}, {"start": 2807.56, "end": 2817.56, "text": " He made him to all the atrocities he has committed, now Amin will have to go one step further."}, {"start": 2817.56, "end": 2820.56, "text": " Go against a member of his own family."}, {"start": 2833.56, "end": 2836.56, "text": " Amin Dada also plundered his country."}, {"start": 2837.56, "end": 2841.72, "text": " He collects luxury cars and spends limitless amounts of money."}, {"start": 2841.72, "end": 2845.56, "text": " He is hardly ever in his office and spends a great deal of his time at his"}, {"start": 2845.56, "end": 2848.2799999999997, "text": " villas in the company of his mistresses."}, {"start": 2848.2799999999997, "end": 2853.24, "text": " They had so many lives. You see? Most of the homes she had,"}, {"start": 2853.24, "end": 2856.52, "text": " she must have a wife there."}, {"start": 2856.68, "end": 2860.2799999999997, "text": " It is estimated that Amin Dada had at least 40 children."}, {"start": 2860.2799999999997, "end": 2863.88, "text": " But even Babi Salamshiba, the daughter of one of his three legitimate"}, {"start": 2863.88, "end": 2870.44, "text": " night can't remember exactly how many brothers and sisters she had forty children six for"}, {"start": 2870.44, "end": 2877.6, "text": " the one who died four again eight let me say"}, {"start": 2878.04, "end": 2887.2000000000003, "text": " she'll be I think 22 after three years of wielding absolute power I mean can"}, {"start": 2887.2000000000003, "end": 2893.6400000000003, "text": " finally have everything he was deprived of in his childhood my father came from"}, {"start": 2893.64, "end": 2900.0, "text": " the lowest rank in the community. And he was simply saying, I'm an example of a"}, {"start": 2900.0, "end": 2905.16, "text": " sheer proper, somebody who used to slush sugar cane as a child becoming a head of"}, {"start": 2905.16, "end": 2914.2, "text": " state, so it is possible. He lived the colonial era and out of the blue he came"}, {"start": 2914.2, "end": 2921.64, "text": " to power, but he had served and lived the colonial era."}, {"start": 2923.64, "end": 2925.64, "text": " What a player."}, {"start": 2953.64, "end": 2956.2799999999997, "text": " Close them lid, it smells like a box of ass."}, {"start": 2956.2799999999997, "end": 2959.2799999999997, "text": " I don't know why they call them double-decks."}, {"start": 2959.2799999999997, "end": 2961.2799999999997, "text": " I think they're just heaven-made."}, {"start": 2963.2799999999997, "end": 2966.2799999999997, "text": " I can't even just sneak in candy like a normal sheep skate."}, {"start": 2966.2799999999997, "end": 2968.2799999999997, "text": " Well, how do you..."}, {"start": 2968.2799999999997, "end": 2971.2799999999997, "text": " still got these left over from last Halloween?"}, {"start": 2971.2799999999997, "end": 2973.2799999999997, "text": " Shh!"}, {"start": 2977.2799999999997, "end": 2979.2799999999997, "text": " What's going on, dude?"}, {"start": 2979.2799999999997, "end": 2982.2799999999997, "text": " How am I supposed to have a rum and coke without the rum?"}, {"start": 2982.28, "end": 2985.28, "text": " They're not supposed to bring liquor into a movie theater."}, {"start": 2985.28, "end": 2988.28, "text": " Oh, but it's fine to bring a big box of ass."}, {"start": 2996.28, "end": 2999.28, "text": " You have gas on your breath. You've siphoned my tank."}, {"start": 2999.28, "end": 3004.28, "text": " Oh, please. You think I stuck a rubber hose down your gas tank,"}, {"start": 3004.28, "end": 3007.28, "text": " sucked on it until the gas ran out of your tank and into mine,"}, {"start": 3007.28, "end": 3010.28, "text": " thereby compensating me for the $38 you owe me?"}, {"start": 3012.28, "end": 3014.28, "text": " That's preposterous."}, {"start": 3016.28, "end": 3018.28, "text": " Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 3018.28, "end": 3020.28, "text": " What was I thinking?"}, {"start": 3028.28, "end": 3030.28, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 3030.28, "end": 3032.28, "text": " We have a favor."}, {"start": 3032.28, "end": 3035.28, "text": " Say, preposterous again."}, {"start": 3039.28, "end": 3041.28, "text": " Get that away from me!"}, {"start": 3041.28, "end": 3043.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 3043.2400000000002, "end": 3044.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 3044.52, "end": 3046.44, "text": " Just for grin and say, help me."}, {"start": 3046.44, "end": 3048.4, "text": " My head's on fire."}, {"start": 3048.4, "end": 3050.2000000000003, "text": " Well, thank you for being so understanding."}, {"start": 3050.2000000000003, "end": 3051.1600000000003, "text": " You don't have to thank me."}, {"start": 3051.1600000000003, "end": 3052.0400000000004, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 3052.0400000000004, "end": 3053.32, "text": " I love you too."}, {"start": 3053.32, "end": 3055.6000000000004, "text": " I want to go get ready for work."}, {"start": 3055.6000000000004, "end": 3058.88, "text": " I'll be up in a minute."}, {"start": 3058.88, "end": 3059.84, "text": " Charlie, I got to say."}, {"start": 3059.84, "end": 3061.36, "text": " I think you handled that really well."}, {"start": 3061.36, "end": 3062.26, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3062.26, "end": 3063.1600000000003, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3063.16, "end": 3065.16, "text": " Are you out of your freaking mind?"}, {"start": 3065.16, "end": 3067.16, "text": " My fingers!"}, {"start": 3067.16, "end": 3069.16, "text": " What are you doing sticking your nose in my fiance's breast?"}, {"start": 3069.16, "end": 3071.16, "text": " I was just trying to help."}, {"start": 3071.16, "end": 3073.16, "text": " Let's make one thing clear."}, {"start": 3073.16, "end": 3075.16, "text": " The only acceptable boo reduction in this house is you moving out."}, {"start": 3075.16, "end": 3077.16, "text": " Funny."}, {"start": 3077.16, "end": 3079.16, "text": " Please, Charlie."}, {"start": 3079.16, "end": 3081.16, "text": " I make my living with my hands."}, {"start": 3081.16, "end": 3083.16, "text": " Really? Somebody's paying you to masturbate?"}, {"start": 3083.16, "end": 3085.16, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 3085.16, "end": 3087.16, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 3087.16, "end": 3089.16, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 3089.16, "end": 3091.16, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 3091.16, "end": 3108.64, "text": " also funny don't I wish please stop now I am duly chastised okay let me just"}, {"start": 3108.64, "end": 3116.92, "text": " start by saying I applaud the gusto with which you approach life that being"}, {"start": 3116.92, "end": 3123.92, "text": " said, uh, are you, um, out of your freaking mind?"}, {"start": 3123.92, "end": 3127.12, "text": " That fun just could not control yourself."}, {"start": 3127.12, "end": 3128.12, "text": " A female's in the house."}, {"start": 3128.12, "end": 3129.12, "text": " She must be mounted."}, {"start": 3129.12, "end": 3132.12, "text": " So I wouldn't stand like that at all."}, {"start": 3132.12, "end": 3134.12, "text": " And why do you even care?"}, {"start": 3134.12, "end": 3135.12, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3135.12, "end": 3136.12, "text": " You ask me why?"}, {"start": 3136.12, "end": 3140.32, "text": " You know what I'm not important to you?"}, {"start": 3140.32, "end": 3142.36, "text": " I will tell you why."}, {"start": 3142.36, "end": 3146.7200000000003, "text": " Because every time you rot with any woman, even remotely connected to my life, I'm"}, {"start": 3146.7200000000003, "end": 3153.7200000000003, "text": " I end up suffering. Oh, that's ridiculous. Ridiculous, you say? Alright, let's look at the record."}, {"start": 3155.7200000000003, "end": 3157.7200000000003, "text": " That's all."}, {"start": 3158.7200000000003, "end": 3160.7200000000003, "text": " There you go. Welcome back. Saibat."}, {"start": 3160.7200000000003, "end": 3162.7200000000003, "text": " Sumo Gargab. Dig behind 31."}, {"start": 3162.7200000000003, "end": 3164.7200000000003, "text": " Four years in Illner, Sakurin."}, {"start": 3164.7200000000003, "end": 3166.7200000000003, "text": " Come to Ivory Coast Force. Zulu."}, {"start": 3167.7200000000003, "end": 3169.7200000000003, "text": " I don't know what that one."}, {"start": 3169.7200000000003, "end": 3171.7200000000003, "text": " But thank you for the four years, sir."}, {"start": 3171.7200000000003, "end": 3177.7200000000003, "text": " Oh come on oh"}, {"start": 3177.7200000000003, "end": 3181.7200000000003, "text": " Oh dude ten dollars"}, {"start": 3181.7200000000003, "end": 3185.7200000000003, "text": " Ripper in me, Ripper in me"}, {"start": 3185.7200000000003, "end": 3188.7200000000003, "text": " I'm gonna do something for you look I'm a nice guy"}, {"start": 3188.7200000000003, "end": 3191.7200000000003, "text": " I'm gonna risk a whole another hundred dollars"}, {"start": 3191.7200000000003, "end": 3195.7200000000003, "text": " Listen if I win that you get a hundred"}, {"start": 3195.7200000000003, "end": 3199.7200000000003, "text": " If I lose you don't get anything fair"}, {"start": 3199.7200000000003, "end": 3205.1200000000003, "text": " I'm risking a whole nine hundred fifty for you just show it now I'm just gonna"}, {"start": 3205.1200000000003, "end": 3226.5200000000004, "text": " risk another one let's go here we go no dude no way oh my god yes no yes no no"}, {"start": 3226.52, "end": 3231.52, "text": " Oh my god, dude!"}, {"start": 3231.52, "end": 3237.52, "text": " You actually gotta be fucking kidding me."}, {"start": 3237.52, "end": 3239.52, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3239.52, "end": 3245.52, "text": " This is a..."}, {"start": 3245.52, "end": 3247.52, "text": " It is this fucking..."}, {"start": 3247.52, "end": 3253.52, "text": " Bullshit!"}, {"start": 3253.52, "end": 3255.52, "text": " That should be illegal dude."}, {"start": 3259.52, "end": 3262.52, "text": " Get this, in a lot of places."}, {"start": 3263.52, "end": 3265.52, "text": " I just fucking want..."}, {"start": 3279.52, "end": 3281.52, "text": " I cannot believe I just said that."}, {"start": 3281.52, "end": 3285.52, "text": " Fuck my life dude, I fucking this fucking... I was fucking..."}, {"start": 3311.52, "end": 3312.4, "text": " I don't know if it's sad."}, {"start": 3312.4, "end": 3313.4, "text": " I'm trying to get some people out."}, {"start": 3313.4, "end": 3314.4, "text": " Yo, I'm paranoid!"}, {"start": 3314.4, "end": 3315.4, "text": " We're locked in together."}, {"start": 3315.4, "end": 3316.4, "text": " We're locked in together."}, {"start": 3316.4, "end": 3317.4, "text": " All right?"}, {"start": 3317.4, "end": 3319.4, "text": " Do we have like a Spanish alliance going on?"}, {"start": 3319.4, "end": 3320.4, "text": " It's a power friendship."}, {"start": 3320.4, "end": 3321.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3321.4, "end": 3322.4, "text": " I think it's all about strategy in here."}, {"start": 3322.4, "end": 3323.4, "text": " Me, I'm going to do anything."}, {"start": 3323.4, "end": 3324.4, "text": " You want me to get on the floor, start twerking."}, {"start": 3324.4, "end": 3325.4, "text": " I'll do it."}, {"start": 3325.4, "end": 3326.4, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3326.4, "end": 3327.4, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 3327.4, "end": 3328.4, "text": " I'm just saying, if you want me to, I'll do it."}, {"start": 3328.4, "end": 3329.4, "text": " I really don't want you to do it."}, {"start": 3329.4, "end": 3330.4, "text": " We're really doing it though."}, {"start": 3330.4, "end": 3331.4, "text": " I think you're in a queue, but I'm going to go crazy."}, {"start": 3331.4, "end": 3334.4, "text": " These streamers, all they know how to do is go either lazy."}, {"start": 3334.4, "end": 3335.4, "text": " I do feel like that."}, {"start": 3335.4, "end": 3337.4, "text": " It's dropped a lot."}, {"start": 3337.4, "end": 3339.4, "text": " I'm curious how you're going to switch it up."}, {"start": 3339.4, "end": 3340.4, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 3340.4, "end": 3341.4, "text": " Kill someone."}, {"start": 3341.4, "end": 3342.4, "text": " It's not going to be scary."}, {"start": 3342.4, "end": 3343.4, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3343.4, "end": 3344.4, "text": " Hey, I'm on the clipboard!"}, {"start": 3344.4, "end": 3345.4, "text": " Everything is trash!"}, {"start": 3345.4, "end": 3346.4, "text": " You're going to make me burn."}, {"start": 3346.4, "end": 3349.4, "text": " But it hasn't happened yet, so they don't know."}, {"start": 3349.4, "end": 3351.4, "text": " All right, it's time for the first challenge."}, {"start": 3351.4, "end": 3352.4, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 3355.4, "end": 3358.4, "text": " On this wall is a photo of each of you."}, {"start": 3358.4, "end": 3359.4, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3359.4, "end": 3360.4, "text": " Are you voting to live?"}, {"start": 3360.4, "end": 3362.4, "text": " No, I think you need to throw water."}, {"start": 3362.4, "end": 3364.4, "text": " Oh, back up behind the purple line."}, {"start": 3364.4, "end": 3366.4, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3366.4, "end": 3368.4, "text": " You all are going to get one paintball shot,"}, {"start": 3368.4, "end": 3371.4, "text": " and all you have to do is shoot the photo of the streamer"}, {"start": 3371.4, "end": 3373.4, "text": " that you hate the most."}, {"start": 3373.4, "end": 3375.4, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3375.4, "end": 3377.4, "text": " After all 50 of you fire,"}, {"start": 3377.4, "end": 3379.4, "text": " the five targets hit the most"}, {"start": 3379.4, "end": 3381.4, "text": " will be eliminated."}, {"start": 3381.4, "end": 3383.4, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3383.4, "end": 3386.4, "text": " Step on the line if you want to shoot first."}, {"start": 3386.4, "end": 3389.4, "text": " Oh, my sketchman, come on up."}, {"start": 3389.4, "end": 3390.4, "text": " You want to shoot first?"}, {"start": 3390.4, "end": 3392.4, "text": " No, you shoot that way."}, {"start": 3392.4, "end": 3395.1600000000003, "text": " We should the streamers would you like to limit?"}, {"start": 3396.8, "end": 3398.8, "text": " Wait, he missed"}, {"start": 3400.28, "end": 3401.56, "text": " Who's next?"}, {"start": 3401.56, "end": 3403.56, "text": " Yeah, give me a shot"}, {"start": 3404.28, "end": 3407.6800000000003, "text": " Let's see who Ludwig shoes. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 3411.28, "end": 3416.6, "text": " We're not a streamer. Yeah, that's the CEO of Twitch. You're gonna get banned, right?"}, {"start": 3416.6, "end": 3418.4, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, I'll take your hand."}, {"start": 3418.4, "end": 3419.6, "text": " No one's to shoot next."}, {"start": 3419.6, "end": 3420.7999999999997, "text": " Excuse me, excuse me."}, {"start": 3420.7999999999997, "end": 3421.7999999999997, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 3421.7999999999997, "end": 3424.2, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3424.2, "end": 3425.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3425.7, "end": 3427.2, "text": " Are you ready to give me dance, man?"}, {"start": 3427.2, "end": 3428.2, "text": " What were you aiming for?"}, {"start": 3428.2, "end": 3429.2, "text": " What was your point?"}, {"start": 3429.2, "end": 3430.2, "text": " Damn, no!"}, {"start": 3430.2, "end": 3431.2, "text": " Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance."}, {"start": 3431.2, "end": 3432.6, "text": " Can I bring up something real quick?"}, {"start": 3432.6, "end": 3434.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3434.2, "end": 3435.2, "text": " You're going to miss, old man."}, {"start": 3435.2, "end": 3436.2, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3439.7, "end": 3440.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3440.7, "end": 3441.7, "text": " He missed!"}, {"start": 3441.7, "end": 3442.7, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 3442.7, "end": 3443.7, "text": " I'm an easy target."}, {"start": 3443.7, "end": 3444.7, "text": " I know that was our purpose."}, {"start": 3444.7, "end": 3445.7, "text": " I'm an easy target."}, {"start": 3445.7000000000003, "end": 3447.7000000000003, "text": " and the accident will get shot and then it's gonna snowball."}, {"start": 3447.7000000000003, "end": 3448.7000000000003, "text": " Archea, come on up!"}, {"start": 3448.7000000000003, "end": 3450.7000000000003, "text": " And the brutality continued."}, {"start": 3450.7000000000003, "end": 3451.7000000000003, "text": " Archea!"}, {"start": 3451.7000000000003, "end": 3453.7000000000003, "text": " They began targeting other streamers."}, {"start": 3453.7000000000003, "end": 3454.7000000000003, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3454.7000000000003, "end": 3456.7000000000003, "text": " I'm so mad!"}, {"start": 3456.7000000000003, "end": 3459.7000000000003, "text": " And the streamers fought right back."}, {"start": 3459.7000000000003, "end": 3461.7000000000003, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3463.7000000000003, "end": 3466.7000000000003, "text": " And just like that, the least liked streamers"}, {"start": 3466.7000000000003, "end": 3468.7000000000003, "text": " are starting to reveal themselves."}, {"start": 3468.7000000000003, "end": 3470.7000000000003, "text": " All right, people are on the chopping block."}, {"start": 3470.7000000000003, "end": 3471.7000000000003, "text": " Who's next?"}, {"start": 3471.7000000000003, "end": 3472.7000000000003, "text": " I think we shoot whoever shoots us."}, {"start": 3472.7000000000003, "end": 3475.6400000000003, "text": " It was like people are aiming at clever aim for them"}, {"start": 3475.64, "end": 3477.64, "text": " I don't know about anybody"}, {"start": 3477.64, "end": 3479.64, "text": " I'll shoot some"}, {"start": 3483.64, "end": 3485.64, "text": " I don't want to take anyone out, is that okay?"}, {"start": 3487.64, "end": 3489.64, "text": " Wait, it hit Archie!"}, {"start": 3489.64, "end": 3491.64, "text": " It hit Archie!"}, {"start": 3493.64, "end": 3495.64, "text": " I am from the ground!"}, {"start": 3495.64, "end": 3499.64, "text": " Aside from that, the streamers targeted people they thought were the biggest threat."}, {"start": 3499.64, "end": 3501.64, "text": " How the fuck did my paintball hit the shade?"}, {"start": 3505.64, "end": 3515.64, "text": " I'm about to shoot myself."}, {"start": 3515.64, "end": 3517.3399999999997, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3531.7599999999998, "end": 3533.8799999999997, "text": " Is there even any dip?"}, {"start": 3545.64, "end": 3549.64, "text": " Okay, people, let's get started."}, {"start": 3549.64, "end": 3551.64, "text": " You there."}, {"start": 3551.64, "end": 3553.64, "text": " You're new. What's your name?"}, {"start": 3553.64, "end": 3555.64, "text": " Me? Uh, Doug."}, {"start": 3555.64, "end": 3557.64, "text": " Well, from Doug, I'm Neil."}, {"start": 3557.64, "end": 3559.64, "text": " Please, join us."}, {"start": 3559.64, "end": 3561.64, "text": " Is this how to hem your own pants?"}, {"start": 3561.64, "end": 3563.64, "text": " No, Doug."}, {"start": 3563.64, "end": 3567.64, "text": " This is a group for men in abuse of relationships."}, {"start": 3567.64, "end": 3569.64, "text": " No, Doug."}, {"start": 3569.64, "end": 3573.64, "text": " This is a group for men in abuse of relationships."}, {"start": 3573.64, "end": 3583.64, "text": " I'm sorry I shouldn't be here, I'll put these back except for this one because I put a thumbprint in it already."}, {"start": 3583.64, "end": 3591.64, "text": " We all know what you're going through. You're scared, you don't want to admit there's a problem,"}, {"start": 3591.64, "end": 3596.64, "text": " but you were brave enough to come here tonight. Be brave enough to stay."}, {"start": 3596.64, "end": 3600.64, "text": " Really, I don't belong here."}, {"start": 3600.64, "end": 3602.08, "text": " We all felt that way at first, Ed."}, {"start": 3602.08, "end": 3602.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3602.58, "end": 3603.08, "text": " It's true."}, {"start": 3608.08, "end": 3612.3199999999997, "text": " So, why are you here tonight?"}, {"start": 3612.3199999999997, "end": 3613.0, "text": " Yeah, donuts."}, {"start": 3616.68, "end": 3620.96, "text": " Who doesn't let you have donuts, Doug?"}, {"start": 3620.96, "end": 3623.0, "text": " My wife, but the thing is, she ever yell at you"}, {"start": 3623.0, "end": 3625.4, "text": " about eating donuts?"}, {"start": 3625.4, "end": 3626.8799999999997, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3626.8799999999997, "end": 3629.8799999999997, "text": " Did you forget physical?"}, {"start": 3629.88, "end": 3636.12, "text": " you slap you throw things at you yesterday she twisted my nipples"}, {"start": 3639.0, "end": 3649.4, "text": " and it's all of her anger just make you want to eat more okay it's not okay"}, {"start": 3649.4, "end": 3653.4, "text": " but it's how you get by, isn't it?"}, {"start": 3653.4, "end": 3659.4, "text": " You're saying my overeating is her fault."}, {"start": 3659.4, "end": 3664.4, "text": " I think that's what you're saying, Doug."}, {"start": 3664.4, "end": 3669.4, "text": " She comes in like hell on wheels."}, {"start": 3669.4, "end": 3672.4, "text": " You're so fat. Don't eat that off your chest."}, {"start": 3672.4, "end": 3675.4, "text": " I can't believe you're so fat."}, {"start": 3675.4, "end": 3677.4, "text": " She wonders why I get in the way."}, {"start": 3677.4, "end": 3683.4, "text": " I mean, maybe it's because all the names she calls me, Fatty, Chunky, Sir Eats a Lotter."}, {"start": 3683.4, "end": 3686.4, "text": " She starts yelling at the waiter."}, {"start": 3686.4, "end": 3689.4, "text": " Now, I can't look at the poor guy."}, {"start": 3689.4, "end": 3692.4, "text": " I certainly can't look at her, so I look down at my plate."}, {"start": 3692.4, "end": 3697.4, "text": " Hello, Jumbalaya. You won't twist my nipples, will you?"}, {"start": 3697.4, "end": 3700.4, "text": " Mr. Big Pants."}, {"start": 3700.4, "end": 3702.4, "text": " Fat Damon."}, {"start": 3702.4, "end": 3704.4, "text": " I'm the normal d-"}, {"start": 3704.4, "end": 3705.4, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 3705.4, "end": 3707.4, "text": " God dammit!"}, {"start": 3707.4, "end": 3709.4, "text": " That's funny, actually."}, {"start": 3709.4, "end": 3711.4, "text": " Tole salpe, you know."}, {"start": 3711.4, "end": 3712.4, "text": " Welcome back."}, {"start": 3712.4, "end": 3713.4, "text": " Captain Wade, Klausil, Kikaiwari,"}, {"start": 3713.4, "end": 3715.4, "text": " Rest in Peace, Danaki, Shabiri."}, {"start": 3715.4, "end": 3716.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3716.4, "end": 3717.4, "text": " And Honamon's Illuminal."}, {"start": 3717.4, "end": 3718.4, "text": " Thank you, sir."}, {"start": 3718.4, "end": 3720.4, "text": " No message."}, {"start": 3732.4, "end": 3758.4, "text": " I already seen this, I already seen this."}, {"start": 3758.4, "end": 3767.4, "text": " I lay down my arms, Zeus!"}, {"start": 3767.4, "end": 3769.4, "text": " You soon see loose"}, {"start": 3797.4, "end": 3800.08, "text": " Your torment is just beginning"}, {"start": 3806.98, "end": 3808.98, "text": " Dirty move"}, {"start": 3827.4, "end": 3832.4, "text": " You cannot do this, Kratos!"}, {"start": 3832.4, "end": 3835.4, "text": " You dare stand against me, Athena?"}, {"start": 3835.4, "end": 3840.4, "text": " I do not wish to fight you, Kratos, but I will defend Olympus!"}, {"start": 3840.4, "end": 3847.4, "text": " No, this, my son. You have started a war. You cannot possibly win."}, {"start": 3847.4, "end": 3851.4, "text": " The Fates have already deemed me victorious."}, {"start": 3851.4, "end": 3854.4, "text": " No, Kratos! Stop!"}, {"start": 3857.4, "end": 3859.4, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3866.64, "end": 3868.88, "text": " Why do you sacrifice yourself?"}, {"start": 3870.76, "end": 3872.76, "text": " Why do you aim so bad?"}, {"start": 3872.76, "end": 3876.64, "text": " I do not seek to destroy Olympus. Only Zeus."}, {"start": 3877.44, "end": 3879.44, "text": " Zeus is Olympus."}, {"start": 3881.96, "end": 3886.08, "text": " He brought this to themselves because of fear Kratos."}, {"start": 3886.08, "end": 3890.08, "text": " A fear felt by his father, Cronus."}, {"start": 3890.08, "end": 3893.08, "text": " A fear that brought the Great War."}, {"start": 3893.08, "end": 3896.08, "text": " A fear that drove Zeus to kill you."}, {"start": 3897.08, "end": 3899.08, "text": " His own son."}, {"start": 3899.08, "end": 3901.08, "text": " His son?"}, {"start": 3901.08, "end": 3906.08, "text": " Just as Zeus was compelled to destroy his father, Cronus."}, {"start": 3907.08, "end": 3910.08, "text": " You are compelled to do the same."}, {"start": 3910.08, "end": 3914.08, "text": " No son should destroy his own father."}, {"start": 3914.08, "end": 3929.48, "text": " He is so madly flashed at you, thank you Halak the Kennedy, I actually worry you're"}, {"start": 3929.48, "end": 3935.88, "text": " false, Kono again, death 1G, T-units, Ravenhold, welcome, welcome back, TomTripp and welcome,"}, {"start": 3935.88, "end": 3937.92, "text": " Noxie and type of thing, thank you boys."}, {"start": 3937.92, "end": 3941.24, "text": " Alright, no further lengths chat, we're done."}, {"start": 3941.2400000000002, "end": 3956.8, "text": " we are done so alright playing some some games and shit yeah today see this one I think it's"}, {"start": 3956.8, "end": 3965.04, "text": " a little mini play through like fire watchy I don't know we'll see"}, {"start": 3981.04, "end": 3986.36, "text": " English yes I prefer English"}, {"start": 3986.8, "end": 3993.8, "text": " Photosense 30 warning."}, {"start": 3993.8, "end": 4000.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4000.8, "end": 4015.8, "text": " This resolution fucked."}, {"start": 4015.8, "end": 4044.8, "text": " I don't like this menu, okay."}, {"start": 4044.8, "end": 4057.8, "text": " What is this fucking menu though?"}, {"start": 4057.8, "end": 4064.36, "text": " This is just the entire game isn't like this, right?"}, {"start": 4064.36, "end": 4074.7200000000003, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4074.7200000000003, "end": 4076.7200000000003, "text": " I need to get to work."}, {"start": 4085.36, "end": 4087.36, "text": " I work remote."}, {"start": 4092.0800000000004, "end": 4093.0800000000004, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 4095.4, "end": 4099.400000000001, "text": " My name is Connor Rush, I'm the creator of Project Soundbird."}, {"start": 4099.4, "end": 4105.4, "text": " Clearing small parts in the other side of the standalone games is the seventh video game I released."}, {"start": 4106.4, "end": 4109.4, "text": " Before we start the game, I want to make sure everything is just how you want it."}, {"start": 4111.4, "end": 4114.4, "text": " I really want this to be perfect for you."}, {"start": 4114.4, "end": 4116.4, "text": " But the fuck is this meta?"}, {"start": 4117.4, "end": 4119.4, "text": " Are you ready to start?"}, {"start": 4119.4, "end": 4121.4, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 4124.4, "end": 4126.4, "text": " This is just the brightness."}, {"start": 4126.4, "end": 4130.48, "text": " Sure, I can't see the left one."}, {"start": 4130.48, "end": 4138.5199999999995, "text": " This game is primarily presented in 235, a widescreen aspect ratio."}, {"start": 4138.5199999999995, "end": 4143.12, "text": " This is pure artistic stylistic choice."}, {"start": 4143.12, "end": 4145.96, "text": " I understand that this isn't for everyone though, so now we'll give you the option"}, {"start": 4145.96, "end": 4146.96, "text": " to turn that off."}, {"start": 4146.96, "end": 4148.759999999999, "text": " I'll start it back on later."}, {"start": 4148.759999999999, "end": 4151.839999999999, "text": " Keep in mind the game has a sign-around widescreen presentation, if you say let's"}, {"start": 4151.839999999999, "end": 4153.36, "text": " something that feels oddly placed."}, {"start": 4153.36, "end": 4158.36, "text": " mainly the gesture and for these things also the letterbox will always be present"}, {"start": 4158.36, "end": 4163.36, "text": " will always be present during menus and cutscenes"}, {"start": 4163.36, "end": 4169.36, "text": " uh okay I guess we go with the original"}, {"start": 4169.36, "end": 4171.36, "text": " the artistic choice"}, {"start": 4171.36, "end": 4176.36, "text": " we like this game to default to subtitles on or off"}, {"start": 4176.36, "end": 4181.36, "text": " there's everything for now"}, {"start": 4181.36, "end": 4184.86, "text": " Maybe we can change these, yeah, right."}, {"start": 4184.86, "end": 4187.86, "text": " Craig's also welcome at Peter O'Germy."}, {"start": 4187.86, "end": 4189.86, "text": " I think they're the low ones."}, {"start": 4189.86, "end": 4191.86, "text": " I'd like to thank you for taking the big project somewhere."}, {"start": 4191.86, "end": 4193.86, "text": " It means a lot more than you think."}, {"start": 4193.86, "end": 4198.86, "text": " Well, you're welcome, sir."}, {"start": 4228.86, "end": 4236.86, "text": " really really made sense there. Okay. Juicers and pregnant women know what to do. Out and"}, {"start": 4236.86, "end": 4256.86, "text": " about. Played all vinyl records for real artists. I only listen to AI music. Okay."}, {"start": 4256.86, "end": 4263.86, "text": " All the same warning."}, {"start": 4263.86, "end": 4274.86, "text": " Happy refund start."}, {"start": 4304.86, "end": 4329.219999999999, "text": " Okay, I guess it takes place in the night."}, {"start": 4329.22, "end": 4331.820000000001, "text": " TTV, welcome to VMA on the U.K."}, {"start": 4331.820000000001, "end": 4334.820000000001, "text": " I'm Mark, me, me, Pando Burkito."}, {"start": 4348.820000000001, "end": 4350.820000000001, "text": " Take 27."}, {"start": 4389.22, "end": 4395.22, "text": " I've never been so far from you"}, {"start": 4395.22, "end": 4402.22, "text": " I was staring into that portrait"}, {"start": 4402.22, "end": 4404.22, "text": " I really am"}, {"start": 4404.22, "end": 4405.22, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 4408.22, "end": 4411.22, "text": " Brightly for American Idol"}, {"start": 4411.22, "end": 4413.22, "text": " Tentals on the ground"}, {"start": 4413.22, "end": 4415.22, "text": " It wasn't fun"}, {"start": 4415.22, "end": 4422.22, "text": " Okay, okay, let's start again."}, {"start": 4422.22, "end": 4432.22, "text": " Between you."}, {"start": 4432.22, "end": 4435.22, "text": " Written and directed by Connor Rush."}, {"start": 4435.22, "end": 4437.22, "text": " but not in a rush."}, {"start": 4455.02, "end": 4457.02, "text": " Did he even say thank you once?"}, {"start": 4465.22, "end": 4475.22, "text": " I hope you're recording the show 28 times."}, {"start": 4475.22, "end": 4482.22, "text": " Hey, Dakota, just give me a quick call to say I got your track from last night and,"}, {"start": 4482.22, "end": 4488.22, "text": " uh, yeah, just, um, you know, call me back when you got a minute, alright?"}, {"start": 4488.22, "end": 4489.22, "text": " Uh, okay."}, {"start": 4489.22, "end": 4490.22, "text": " Talk to you later."}, {"start": 4490.22, "end": 4491.22, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 4491.22, "end": 4492.22, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 4492.22, "end": 4492.72, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 4508.72, "end": 4511.02, "text": " Audio is low. I don't disagree."}, {"start": 4514.02, "end": 4519.72, "text": " Ah, master volume 7.5. Maybe the five was an artistic choice."}, {"start": 4519.72, "end": 4522.72, "text": " was it good?"}, {"start": 4522.72, "end": 4526.72, "text": " I spent a lot of time"}, {"start": 4526.72, "end": 4529.72, "text": " I'm fucking dead from all the fucking punchy"}, {"start": 4529.72, "end": 4532.72, "text": " fucking strings"}, {"start": 4532.72, "end": 4535.72, "text": " real rockstar crib huh?"}, {"start": 4535.72, "end": 4539.72, "text": " cleaning is for bitches"}, {"start": 4539.72, "end": 4543.72, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 4543.72, "end": 4550.72, "text": " I'm a vampire."}, {"start": 4573.72, "end": 4575.72, "text": " Pizza time."}, {"start": 4592.52, "end": 4594.52, "text": " It's time for some breakfast."}, {"start": 4594.52, "end": 4598.52, "text": " I should get back to playing the upright more."}, {"start": 4598.52, "end": 4602.52, "text": " I was gonna fall in love with it recently."}, {"start": 4602.52, "end": 4606.52, "text": " The upright."}, {"start": 4606.52, "end": 4610.52, "text": " God, I didn't have a flute if you saw me with this. I really should quit."}, {"start": 4610.52, "end": 4614.52, "text": " Quitters never win when there's never a quit."}, {"start": 4614.52, "end": 4618.52, "text": " First instrument I ever learned."}, {"start": 4618.52, "end": 4622.52, "text": " My dad tried to show me a thing or two, but I pretty much learned on my own."}, {"start": 4622.52, "end": 4627.52, "text": " A bass guitar."}, {"start": 4627.52, "end": 4648.92, "text": " The fuck are you just closing me?"}, {"start": 4648.92, "end": 4662.92, "text": " damn son of a... well, they cannot dead 3.2 out of 10"}, {"start": 4662.92, "end": 4674.92, "text": " bruh it's max volume man, it's an artistic choice"}, {"start": 4674.92, "end": 4699.82, "text": " Definitely an impulse purchase, but admittedly, not one that I regret."}, {"start": 4699.82, "end": 4713.78, "text": " I want to see what we've got."}, {"start": 4713.78, "end": 4714.78, "text": " for worms."}, {"start": 4743.78, "end": 4763.96, "text": " I'm not supposed to call this motherfucker back or was that the idea call back"}, {"start": 4763.96, "end": 4766.96, "text": " I'll call Rob back in a second."}, {"start": 4766.96, "end": 4771.96, "text": " I need to get some caffeine in me before having this discussion."}, {"start": 4771.96, "end": 4773.96, "text": " Caffeine."}, {"start": 4776.96, "end": 4778.96, "text": " Here's wine."}, {"start": 4781.96, "end": 4784.96, "text": " Caffeine is a fucking Red Bull or some shit."}, {"start": 4786.96, "end": 4788.96, "text": " Hello, old friend."}, {"start": 4793.96, "end": 4803.96, "text": " Maybe I should call Rob back."}, {"start": 4803.96, "end": 4804.96, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 4804.96, "end": 4805.96, "text": " Hey, Rob."}, {"start": 4805.96, "end": 4806.96, "text": " Hey, Dakota."}, {"start": 4806.96, "end": 4809.96, "text": " Sorry, did I, uh, hit you while you were sleeping?"}, {"start": 4809.96, "end": 4810.96, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 4810.96, "end": 4811.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4811.96, "end": 4815.96, "text": " I really should have expect that, by the way."}, {"start": 4815.96, "end": 4818.96, "text": " I'm sorry, did I, uh, event you while you were sleeping?"}, {"start": 4818.96, "end": 4820.96, "text": " Good. Yeah."}, {"start": 4820.96, "end": 4823.96, "text": " I really should have expect that by now."}, {"start": 4823.96, "end": 4824.96, "text": " That's, uh, that's all I'm gonna do."}, {"start": 4824.96, "end": 4825.96, "text": " No, no, that's fine."}, {"start": 4825.96, "end": 4828.96, "text": " I just need to get my sleep schedule back on track."}, {"start": 4828.96, "end": 4830.96, "text": " How's Janelle doing? How are the kids?"}, {"start": 4830.96, "end": 4832.96, "text": " Uh, you mean Janelle?"}, {"start": 4832.96, "end": 4834.96, "text": " Shit, sorry. Uh, yeah."}, {"start": 4834.96, "end": 4836.96, "text": " I used to date this girl named Janine,"}, {"start": 4836.96, "end": 4838.96, "text": " and now I just swap the names when I get in my head."}, {"start": 4838.96, "end": 4840.96, "text": " Okay, it's all good."}, {"start": 4840.96, "end": 4842.96, "text": " Janelle, the kids are fine."}, {"start": 4842.96, "end": 4848.96, "text": " Listen, I wanted to call up that song you sent me last night."}, {"start": 4848.96, "end": 4851.96, "text": " Yeah, I figured."}, {"start": 4851.96, "end": 4854.96, "text": " You know, we talked about this, Dakota."}, {"start": 4854.96, "end": 4857.96, "text": " This isn't what your fans want."}, {"start": 4857.96, "end": 4859.96, "text": " But it's what I want."}, {"start": 4859.96, "end": 4862.96, "text": " I know. Listen, I think it sounds fine, but..."}, {"start": 4862.96, "end": 4865.96, "text": " Dakota, you're a fucking neon songbird."}, {"start": 4865.96, "end": 4869.96, "text": " You have to admit that this is a stark change in sound."}, {"start": 4869.96, "end": 4872.96, "text": " It is, Rob. I know, I just..."}, {"start": 4872.96, "end": 4875.96, "text": " This is the music that I need to make right now."}, {"start": 4875.96, "end": 4880.96, "text": " If I just keep trying at doing things a bit differently, then maybe people will come around."}, {"start": 4880.96, "end": 4885.96, "text": " We've tried. You know, we've tried to code up a business."}, {"start": 4885.96, "end": 4887.96, "text": " This won't sell."}, {"start": 4887.96, "end": 4892.96, "text": " The past few singles have been tanking because your fans aren't taking to this new direction."}, {"start": 4892.96, "end": 4896.96, "text": " They want the bass grooves, they want the synth leads."}, {"start": 4896.96, "end": 4904.96, "text": " Critics haven't exactly been kind either. If you keep pushing it in their faces, it'll foster resentment."}, {"start": 4904.96, "end": 4914.96, "text": " What do you want me to do? I can't write anything else. The old stuff just... just isn't in me anymore. I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4918.96, "end": 4921.96, "text": " I know what happened was awful."}, {"start": 4921.96, "end": 4923.96, "text": " Rob, don't."}, {"start": 4923.96, "end": 4933.52, "text": " I know it was awful and you know you have my condolences and my family's condolences I've"}, {"start": 4933.52, "end": 4940.04, "text": " tried to be there for you as a friend as much as I could but I mean we're losing money you're"}, {"start": 4940.04, "end": 4950.36, "text": " already two months late on your album contract and I'm sorry yeah I hate to keep bringing it up"}, {"start": 4950.36, "end": 4957.16, "text": " But the label needs the money and this sound isn't selling."}, {"start": 4957.16, "end": 4958.36, "text": " So what do you want me to do?"}, {"start": 4963.16, "end": 4969.36, "text": " I mean, OK, I have an idea if you're up for it."}, {"start": 4969.36, "end": 4972.0, "text": " But it might be a lot."}, {"start": 4974.4, "end": 4975.24, "text": " You say I."}, {"start": 4975.24, "end": 4982.24, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 4982.24, "end": 4987.24, "text": " Hey, you don't like Eilers, you're dumb."}, {"start": 4987.24, "end": 4993.24, "text": " Tell me."}, {"start": 5005.24, "end": 5009.48, "text": " They've written the best music of their lives."}, {"start": 5009.48, "end": 5014.0, "text": " I just thought that maybe if you were willing,"}, {"start": 5014.0, "end": 5016.639999999999, "text": " not give the directions, and give the guy"}, {"start": 5016.639999999999, "end": 5020.12, "text": " notice that you could be staying all next month."}, {"start": 5020.12, "end": 5021.679999999999, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5021.679999999999, "end": 5023.5599999999995, "text": " Just not maybe you'd like to take the time away"}, {"start": 5023.5599999999995, "end": 5029.04, "text": " to get a hell of a new, classic, neon song we're out."}, {"start": 5032.48, "end": 5034.599999999999, "text": " If you can come out of this trip with these 10 tracks,"}, {"start": 5034.6, "end": 5037.26, "text": " We can sell? I'll call it a win."}, {"start": 5038.1, "end": 5039.6, "text": " I guess it's exactly..."}, {"start": 5039.6, "end": 5041.1, "text": " Let's count a lot."}, {"start": 5041.6, "end": 5044.1, "text": " Fuck 10 tracks we can sell, I'll call it a win."}, {"start": 5044.1, "end": 5046.6, "text": " Well, you can show everyone that..."}, {"start": 5047.1, "end": 5048.6, "text": " ...you've still got it."}, {"start": 5049.6, "end": 5051.6, "text": " Just make 10 tracks that are good."}, {"start": 5057.1, "end": 5058.1, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 5059.1, "end": 5059.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5061.6, "end": 5062.6, "text": " Yeah, let's do it."}, {"start": 5064.6, "end": 5070.6, "text": " The guy voiced Versa from Expedition 33? Oh, wait, really?"}, {"start": 5075.6, "end": 5076.6, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 5076.6, "end": 5081.04, "text": " Just one more box. I'll carry it up to the cabin and then get settled in"}, {"start": 5089.18, "end": 5094.4800000000005, "text": " That's me they have the fucking bars I thought it was still a cinematic but they artistic choice"}, {"start": 5095.400000000001, "end": 5097.400000000001, "text": " box 1241 224"}, {"start": 5100.0, "end": 5102.0, "text": " My last box"}, {"start": 5104.360000000001, "end": 5106.360000000001, "text": " What's in the box"}, {"start": 5106.6, "end": 5131.6, "text": " They won."}, {"start": 5131.6, "end": 5149.280000000001, "text": " Wait, she had to use a rowboat to get here."}, {"start": 5149.28, "end": 5174.719999999999, "text": " A roll bolt, another roll bolt."}, {"start": 5174.72, "end": 5178.88, "text": " graphics or at least with this light looks kind of like that what do you call it"}, {"start": 5178.88, "end": 5182.12, "text": " like photo"}, {"start": 5182.12, "end": 5189.12, "text": " for realistic is that it?"}, {"start": 5189.12, "end": 5192.12, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 5192.12, "end": 5198.12, "text": " for realistic I guess"}, {"start": 5212.12, "end": 5219.12, "text": " That's a little getaway."}, {"start": 5219.12, "end": 5234.12, "text": " Alright, that's the last of it."}, {"start": 5234.12, "end": 5251.04, "text": " I bet she moved all this shit around, putting drum sound in the shit."}, {"start": 5251.04, "end": 5255.8, "text": " I can't believe I agreed to come out here, yeah I know I need to get this music done,"}, {"start": 5255.8, "end": 5258.66, "text": " but it feels so desperate like at the last resort."}, {"start": 5258.66, "end": 5262.88, "text": " Music has never been this much of a struggle for me, it's great to have to force it"}, {"start": 5262.88, "end": 5263.88, "text": " like this."}, {"start": 5263.88, "end": 5266.54, "text": " just hope Rob knows what he's talking about."}, {"start": 5266.54, "end": 5267.74, "text": " The cabin isn't so bad."}, {"start": 5267.74, "end": 5271.18, "text": " It's definitely a bit minimalist, but there's power."}, {"start": 5271.18, "end": 5272.58, "text": " And that's all I really need."}, {"start": 5272.58, "end": 5274.26, "text": " Bad Trit is best to teach me and Finn"}, {"start": 5274.26, "end": 5276.34, "text": " how to handle cells in the wilderness."}, {"start": 5276.34, "end": 5277.82, "text": " I really miss those camping trips."}, {"start": 5277.82, "end": 5280.66, "text": " Praying that being out there can spark something in me,"}, {"start": 5280.66, "end": 5282.74, "text": " but I'm not gonna get my hopes up."}, {"start": 5282.74, "end": 5284.82, "text": " I will say I'm not looking forward"}, {"start": 5284.82, "end": 5287.900000000001, "text": " walking outside at night if I had to use the bathroom."}, {"start": 5287.900000000001, "end": 5289.38, "text": " Outhouses suck."}, {"start": 5291.46, "end": 5293.78, "text": " Fucking things sucks."}, {"start": 5293.78, "end": 5295.78, "text": " I almost left this room."}, {"start": 5295.78, "end": 5297.78, "text": " Don't really need it right now though."}, {"start": 5298.78, "end": 5300.78, "text": " Something's bad."}, {"start": 5303.78, "end": 5305.78, "text": " Something's real bad."}, {"start": 5307.78, "end": 5309.78, "text": " Well, we're about to jam."}, {"start": 5316.78, "end": 5318.78, "text": " I have a silly camera."}, {"start": 5319.78, "end": 5321.78, "text": " What do we get?"}, {"start": 5321.78, "end": 5339.78, "text": " water trail"}, {"start": 5339.78, "end": 5345.78, "text": " do not cross"}, {"start": 5345.78, "end": 5348.36, "text": " as if they're not cross"}, {"start": 5348.36, "end": 5355.36, "text": " came from the beach, ok"}, {"start": 5355.96, "end": 5362.96, "text": " not redeem"}, {"start": 5362.96, "end": 5372.96, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 5372.96, "end": 5377.96, "text": " No service."}, {"start": 5377.96, "end": 5380.36, "text": " Crop wasn't lying."}, {"start": 5380.36, "end": 5382.96, "text": " This place is definitely off the grid."}, {"start": 5382.96, "end": 5389.2, "text": " It's a bit chilly out, but that breeze feels so nice in the sun."}, {"start": 5389.2, "end": 5397.24, "text": " Crossing my fingers that the spring showers hold off."}, {"start": 5397.24, "end": 5398.24, "text": " Quick turn."}, {"start": 5398.24, "end": 5399.24, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 5399.24, "end": 5418.24, "text": " Oh shit. Open your backpack. Camera. Field recorder. I'm always thing. Precious pictures."}, {"start": 5418.24, "end": 5447.24, "text": " If you record it can be used to capture specific sounds."}, {"start": 5477.24, "end": 5479.24, "text": " All right, I'm gonna take a shit."}, {"start": 5491.24, "end": 5493.24, "text": " That's a shitty picture."}, {"start": 5499.24, "end": 5501.24, "text": " Take scrap metal."}, {"start": 5501.24, "end": 5503.24, "text": " Hmm, strange."}, {"start": 5503.24, "end": 5509.5199999999995, "text": " Down up up plus up up up plus up down up"}, {"start": 5514.76, "end": 5516.76, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5526.92, "end": 5531.16, "text": " Sun's going down I should chop up some firewood before it gets too cold"}, {"start": 5533.24, "end": 5545.4, "text": " What's there to remember? If you've never done this in your entire life, it's fucking"}, {"start": 5545.400000000001, "end": 5546.400000000001, "text": " Oh, he is."}, {"start": 5546.400000000001, "end": 5552.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5552.400000000001, "end": 5553.400000000001, "text": " She would."}, {"start": 5575.400000000001, "end": 5577.400000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5601.400000000001, "end": 5603.400000000001, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 5605.400000000001, "end": 5610.400000000001, "text": " Fuck what?"}, {"start": 5620.400000000001, "end": 5623.400000000001, "text": " I just need to start with a decent scratch track."}, {"start": 5623.400000000001, "end": 5626.400000000001, "text": " Guitar, bass, drums, and keyboard."}, {"start": 5626.400000000001, "end": 5630.400000000001, "text": " A decent scratch track? Okay."}, {"start": 5630.400000000001, "end": 5634.400000000001, "text": " So I want to know, create a music. How do I do that?"}, {"start": 5634.400000000001, "end": 5637.72, "text": " Keyboard will be good for texture."}, {"start": 5637.72, "end": 5646.120000000001, "text": " Jassy chords, straight arpeggio, swung arpeggio, jassy chords."}, {"start": 5658.6, "end": 5659.960000000001, "text": " OK, OK, OK."}, {"start": 5659.960000000001, "end": 5660.56, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5660.56, "end": 5661.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5661.06, "end": 5663.040000000001, "text": " Is it a place to start?"}, {"start": 5663.040000000001, "end": 5664.120000000001, "text": " What's next?"}, {"start": 5664.12, "end": 5665.12, "text": " drums."}, {"start": 5665.12, "end": 5671.12, "text": " Gonna need to lock a decent drum groove."}, {"start": 5671.12, "end": 5676.12, "text": " Ugh, okay."}, {"start": 5676.12, "end": 5693.12, "text": " Those two may outnash perfectly, but I'm sure it'll come together."}, {"start": 5693.12, "end": 5695.62, "text": " Uh, with you?"}, {"start": 5695.62, "end": 5698.62, "text": " Well, I can't change?"}, {"start": 5698.62, "end": 5700.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5700.62, "end": 5702.62, "text": " Choices matter."}, {"start": 5702.62, "end": 5704.62, "text": " You need a good rhythm guitar."}, {"start": 5704.62, "end": 5709.62, "text": " Uh, grunge distortion, no, hell no."}, {"start": 5709.62, "end": 5712.62, "text": " Funk rhythm."}, {"start": 5712.62, "end": 5715.12, "text": " What funk rhythm do you mean?"}, {"start": 5715.12, "end": 5718.62, "text": " Probably better than classic."}, {"start": 5723.12, "end": 5729.8, "text": " actually the worst ending"}, {"start": 5729.8, "end": 5731.8, "text": " damn it"}, {"start": 5731.8, "end": 5733.8, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 5733.8, "end": 5737.8, "text": " it's a bit out of place but maybe people will just think it's experimental"}, {"start": 5737.8, "end": 5739.8, "text": " one more instrument"}, {"start": 5739.8, "end": 5742.8, "text": " what does this guy sound like fucking good shit?"}, {"start": 5742.8, "end": 5744.8, "text": " what do you tell him?"}, {"start": 5744.8, "end": 5746.8, "text": " alright, what was the last instrument?"}, {"start": 5746.8, "end": 5748.8, "text": " oh hey, bass"}, {"start": 5753.12, "end": 5755.12, "text": " Funky slap."}, {"start": 5763.12, "end": 5765.12, "text": " Top right toilet."}, {"start": 5767.12, "end": 5769.12, "text": " Alright, just wait till we hear it all together."}, {"start": 5775.12, "end": 5778.12, "text": " The tape layer? What did you say?"}, {"start": 5783.12, "end": 5785.12, "text": " I thought it was decent."}, {"start": 5813.12, "end": 5815.12, "text": " Maybe I just need to go for a walk."}, {"start": 5815.12, "end": 5817.12, "text": " Clear my head."}, {"start": 5817.12, "end": 5819.12, "text": " Then I'll get back to recording."}, {"start": 5824.12, "end": 5826.12, "text": " I thought it was pretty good."}, {"start": 5826.12, "end": 5829.12, "text": " It's like a stressful chess kinda..."}, {"start": 5831.12, "end": 5833.12, "text": " Keep out!"}, {"start": 5835.12, "end": 5837.12, "text": " Keep out."}, {"start": 5837.12, "end": 5839.12, "text": " Don't tell me what to do."}, {"start": 5843.12, "end": 5848.12, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5848.12, "end": 5869.04, "text": " Fuck, getting this album done is gonna be like pulling teeth."}, {"start": 5869.04, "end": 5872.36, "text": " It looks like this leads to some sort of church."}, {"start": 5872.36, "end": 5876.36, "text": " The gate's locked, but that padlock looks super weak and rusty."}, {"start": 5879.06, "end": 5879.9, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 5882.5199999999995, "end": 5883.86, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5883.86, "end": 5884.7, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5884.7, "end": 5885.54, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5885.54, "end": 5886.38, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5886.38, "end": 5887.22, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5887.22, "end": 5888.06, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5888.06, "end": 5888.88, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5888.88, "end": 5889.7, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5894.0, "end": 5896.22, "text": " 9 millimeter bullets, the fuck."}, {"start": 5899.04, "end": 5913.92, "text": " One bullet in case the album doesn't sell."}, {"start": 5913.92, "end": 5930.08, "text": " I've been there, no."}, {"start": 5930.08, "end": 5935.08, "text": " Recorder would shine when our portable sound is within range."}, {"start": 5935.08, "end": 5936.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5944.08, "end": 5945.08, "text": " Is it the stream?"}, {"start": 5948.08, "end": 5949.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5956.08, "end": 5957.08, "text": " Ambience."}, {"start": 5960.08, "end": 5962.08, "text": " I'm beyonds."}, {"start": 5974.08, "end": 5976.08, "text": " I might do this scrap man."}, {"start": 5979.08, "end": 5981.08, "text": " It's a painting."}, {"start": 5981.08, "end": 5983.08, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 5983.08, "end": 5990.08, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 5990.08, "end": 5998.08, "text": " How the hell?"}, {"start": 5998.08, "end": 6004.44, "text": " This looks like..."}, {"start": 6004.44, "end": 6005.44, "text": " This looks like what?"}, {"start": 6005.44, "end": 6006.44, "text": " What the hell was that?"}, {"start": 6006.44, "end": 6007.44, "text": " A girl with a penis?"}, {"start": 6007.44, "end": 6013.04, "text": " It sounded like it came from back at the cabin."}, {"start": 6013.04, "end": 6015.04, "text": " I like the cabin."}, {"start": 6015.04, "end": 6017.04, "text": " I don't think I picture it."}, {"start": 6025.04, "end": 6027.04, "text": " It's like a chime bell."}, {"start": 6038.04, "end": 6040.04, "text": " I'm going to play the instrument."}, {"start": 6040.04, "end": 6042.04, "text": " The guitar."}, {"start": 6043.04, "end": 6072.04, "text": " this way? I think it was this way"}, {"start": 6072.04, "end": 6074.04, "text": " live like three years"}, {"start": 6090.04, "end": 6092.04, "text": " what's the deal?"}, {"start": 6102.04, "end": 6109.04, "text": " Anyway, it's getting dark. Maybe I should get some clean water before bed."}, {"start": 6109.04, "end": 6112.04, "text": " There should be a spigot somewhere around here."}, {"start": 6112.04, "end": 6118.04, "text": " What the fuck? A spigot? A spigot sandwich?"}, {"start": 6118.04, "end": 6121.04, "text": " What is a spigot, chat?"}, {"start": 6132.04, "end": 6142.04, "text": " So this is a spigot."}, {"start": 6142.04, "end": 6155.56, "text": " What the fuck is this spigot?"}, {"start": 6155.56, "end": 6157.56, "text": " Oh, here."}, {"start": 6157.56, "end": 6160.76, "text": " I can't do that. I need something to catch the water in."}, {"start": 6163.64, "end": 6168.92, "text": " Catch a grenade for you, clean water filter. Okay."}, {"start": 6172.120000000001, "end": 6175.080000000001, "text": " I can't do that. I need something to catch the water in."}, {"start": 6178.04, "end": 6179.8, "text": " I'll take one of these plastic ones."}, {"start": 6183.0, "end": 6186.4400000000005, "text": " Looks like an old diesel truck. It's seen better days."}, {"start": 6187.56, "end": 6204.820000000001, "text": " is this something to catch the water with? mug? coffee tea? use your hands. that's what"}, {"start": 6204.82, "end": 6209.82, "text": " I told your mother last night, but that doesn't have this situation right here."}, {"start": 6223.82, "end": 6225.82, "text": " What am I supposed to use?"}, {"start": 6225.82, "end": 6233.82, "text": " She's an amputee."}, {"start": 6233.82, "end": 6240.82, "text": " Oh, maybe that's why her music is so good."}, {"start": 6240.82, "end": 6249.82, "text": " Yeah, what the fuck am I supposed to catch the water in?"}, {"start": 6249.82, "end": 6253.82, "text": " There is no bucket."}, {"start": 6253.82, "end": 6255.82, "text": " Bucket."}, {"start": 6264.82, "end": 6266.82, "text": " This? No."}, {"start": 6273.82, "end": 6275.82, "text": " Try Barrel outside."}, {"start": 6276.82, "end": 6279.82, "text": " Bro, in no way she's carrying this barrel."}, {"start": 6279.82, "end": 6289.099999999999, "text": " I need a really fine blade to cut it."}, {"start": 6289.099999999999, "end": 6292.58, "text": " Really fine blade?"}, {"start": 6292.58, "end": 6294.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6294.66, "end": 6302.179999999999, "text": " Do I have to go door exploring the woods to get whatever the fuck she is in need of?"}, {"start": 6302.179999999999, "end": 6305.179999999999, "text": " Or what?"}, {"start": 6305.18, "end": 6307.18, "text": " No way"}, {"start": 6335.18, "end": 6342.18, "text": " Yeah, this will make a great right next sample."}, {"start": 6342.18, "end": 6353.18, "text": " Radio tower."}, {"start": 6353.18, "end": 6354.68, "text": " What the fuck am I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 6354.68, "end": 6361.18, "text": " I mean, I could chop that down."}, {"start": 6361.18, "end": 6363.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6363.18, "end": 6368.18, "text": " Kind of weirded."}, {"start": 6368.18, "end": 6381.18, "text": " Up we go."}, {"start": 6381.18, "end": 6406.46, "text": " Up we go."}, {"start": 6406.46, "end": 6408.9800000000005, "text": " nothing here"}, {"start": 6408.9800000000005, "end": 6415.9800000000005, "text": " was expecting a water bucket here but"}, {"start": 6436.46, "end": 6441.86, "text": " What do you mean question mark?"}, {"start": 6441.86, "end": 6445.34, "text": " What the fuck are you question marking?"}, {"start": 6445.34, "end": 6448.1, "text": " Blind?"}, {"start": 6448.1, "end": 6452.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6452.38, "end": 6453.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6453.38, "end": 6454.38, "text": " There's another here."}, {"start": 6454.38, "end": 6455.38, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 6455.38, "end": 6459.54, "text": " There's another here."}, {"start": 6459.54, "end": 6469.54, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about?"}, {"start": 6469.54, "end": 6478.78, "text": " You picked up, bro, you're retarded."}, {"start": 6478.78, "end": 6485.78, "text": " i picked up the scrap"}, {"start": 6485.78, "end": 6506.78, "text": " Well, there's a fucking bed in."}, {"start": 6506.78, "end": 6522.94, "text": " Yeah, I don't know why I can't take one of the fucking classic water bottles."}, {"start": 6522.94, "end": 6531.94, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 6531.9400000000005, "end": 6554.500000000001, "text": " Like why?"}, {"start": 6554.5, "end": 6562.18, "text": " This is fuck, man."}, {"start": 6562.18, "end": 6569.94, "text": " What the fuck do you want from me?"}, {"start": 6569.94, "end": 6570.94, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 6570.94, "end": 6574.38, "text": " Hey there, Rob told me you stayed at the camp for a bit."}, {"start": 6574.38, "end": 6577.62, "text": " I can't believe it's real good for you and I hope you have a good time trying to make"}, {"start": 6577.62, "end": 6578.62, "text": " your music."}, {"start": 6578.62, "end": 6580.62, "text": " All I ask is you don't go snipping around my personal things."}, {"start": 6580.62, "end": 6582.62, "text": " I think I'm wondering off too far."}, {"start": 6582.62, "end": 6585.5599999999995, "text": " I don't want you going out and hurting yourself or nothing."}, {"start": 6585.5599999999995, "end": 6588.18, "text": " Floors like this can be dangerous, especially with meh."}, {"start": 6588.18, "end": 6590.68, "text": " Try to clean up, don't leave."}, {"start": 6590.68, "end": 6591.5199999999995, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6595.0, "end": 6599.2, "text": " All right, no water bottle or whatever."}, {"start": 6599.2, "end": 6601.76, "text": " Water container, Team Wenzhiggy."}, {"start": 6607.16, "end": 6609.44, "text": " The left corner of the tower has a small bucket."}, {"start": 6609.44, "end": 6610.44, "text": " You missed it."}, {"start": 6610.44, "end": 6611.44, "text": " Shut the hell up."}, {"start": 6612.62, "end": 6617.62, "text": " Shut the hell up man."}, {"start": 6621.62, "end": 6623.62, "text": " Did I come from this side?"}, {"start": 6624.62, "end": 6626.62, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6642.62, "end": 6659.74, "text": " uh monkey wrench oh shit actual crafting what do you want?"}, {"start": 6659.74, "end": 6661.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6680.0, "end": 6683.3, "text": " Yeah, I probably should have messed with these I don't have to"}, {"start": 6685.32, "end": 6688.34, "text": " Yeah, I probably should mess with these I don't have to"}, {"start": 6689.74, "end": 6694.74, "text": " Filled through a placement."}, {"start": 6694.74, "end": 6697.74, "text": " Well, I don't need this now."}, {"start": 6697.74, "end": 6701.74, "text": " I don't even have a motherfucking..."}, {"start": 6701.74, "end": 6704.74, "text": " jug."}, {"start": 6710.74, "end": 6714.74, "text": " Oh yeah? If I'm blind, then tell me exactly what I missed."}, {"start": 6714.74, "end": 6718.82, "text": " And you all better say the same thing or you're fucking retarded"}, {"start": 6724.42, "end": 6726.42, "text": " There's no bucket in there man"}, {"start": 6736.58, "end": 6738.58, "text": " Well, this is so fucked"}, {"start": 6741.46, "end": 6743.46, "text": " This is so fucked"}, {"start": 6744.74, "end": 6774.42, "text": " Alright, let me guess, this is a time travel story and I end up being the fucking hysterical"}, {"start": 6774.42, "end": 6779.42, "text": " killer. I'll sort of find this fucking thing."}, {"start": 6787.42, "end": 6792.42, "text": " Okay, I mean, that's great. That's so great."}, {"start": 6794.42, "end": 6799.42, "text": " Alright, well, I mean, we fucking tried. I don't know what the fuck they're doing."}, {"start": 6799.42, "end": 6827.42, "text": " We tried it, we tried it, all right next, next game, we tried it, we tried it, we tried"}, {"start": 6827.42, "end": 6853.42, "text": " Next game, let's see, check that never skipped a leg day."}, {"start": 6853.42, "end": 6865.58, "text": " Okay, check that letter skipped a late day."}, {"start": 6871.9800000000005, "end": 6874.86, "text": " Game capture."}, {"start": 6883.42, "end": 6890.42, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6890.42, "end": 6897.42, "text": " Oh, a rate."}, {"start": 6897.42, "end": 6912.86, "text": " I'm going to fix this one second."}, {"start": 6912.86, "end": 6918.3, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 6918.3, "end": 6920.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6920.3, "end": 6946.88, "text": " it's a reverse but it's a reverse force and okay how was the game Islam no"}, {"start": 6946.88, "end": 6948.88, "text": " It's not a player"}, {"start": 6949.22, "end": 6954.18, "text": " But the players would you need to hold players? I can just put whatever number here what?"}, {"start": 6956.42, "end": 6959.02, "text": " One million players"}, {"start": 6963.9800000000005, "end": 6965.9800000000005, "text": " Password with me"}, {"start": 6965.9800000000005, "end": 6979.3, "text": " I'm posting it on the Forcing Channel on Discord."}, {"start": 6979.3, "end": 6981.740000000001, "text": " First come, first served."}, {"start": 6981.740000000001, "end": 6982.740000000001, "text": " The..."}, {"start": 6982.74, "end": 6984.74, "text": " become"}, {"start": 6987.139999999999, "end": 6989.139999999999, "text": " uh boom"}, {"start": 7003.46, "end": 7007.86, "text": " Game capture, okay, let's do it"}, {"start": 7012.74, "end": 7021.26, "text": " There ain't no way to, you have to, okay, we might have to remake this."}, {"start": 7021.26, "end": 7024.26, "text": " We might have to remake this."}, {"start": 7024.26, "end": 7052.26, "text": " This is going to take a while, this might just take a while."}, {"start": 7052.26, "end": 7066.42, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna remake. I'll see how many roughly. I'm gonna remake for 14 players. Okay."}, {"start": 7070.02, "end": 7072.42, "text": " I can't even exit."}, {"start": 7082.26, "end": 7098.46, "text": " All right, post game amount 14 players, password ace."}, {"start": 7098.46, "end": 7103.900000000001, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 7103.900000000001, "end": 7111.02, "text": " posting a password new password new password this is the password"}, {"start": 7111.02, "end": 7119.700000000001, "text": " okay in capture is on"}, {"start": 7119.7, "end": 7139.139999999999, "text": " 11 out of 14. 12 out of 14. I've written the free mail. Thank you. Coolest monk. You"}, {"start": 7139.14, "end": 7141.14, "text": " You can't fall out."}, {"start": 7141.14, "end": 7144.14, "text": " Need one M, the OG menace."}, {"start": 7146.14, "end": 7148.14, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7151.14, "end": 7154.14, "text": " Place checkpoint default, keep going."}, {"start": 7154.14, "end": 7155.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7155.14, "end": 7159.14, "text": " You can place this checkpoint at the current location by using the place checkpoint button."}, {"start": 7159.14, "end": 7160.14, "text": " Don't relax."}, {"start": 7160.14, "end": 7164.14, "text": " Just return the checkpoint button, respond there later."}, {"start": 7164.14, "end": 7169.14, "text": " I don't think we have checkpoints. Does that work?"}, {"start": 7172.14, "end": 7175.14, "text": " Alright, over here."}, {"start": 7181.14, "end": 7184.14, "text": " Alright, I have to jump right to my short point."}, {"start": 7184.14, "end": 7186.14, "text": " We're holding jump height."}, {"start": 7186.14, "end": 7187.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7190.14, "end": 7192.14, "text": " It's the same height."}, {"start": 7192.14, "end": 7196.900000000001, "text": " I'm tapping, tapping, okay, hold it, okay"}, {"start": 7215.660000000001, "end": 7218.96, "text": " We really have to start all the way over if we die though, that's"}, {"start": 7218.96, "end": 7226.96, "text": " That's a bit crazy, you know."}, {"start": 7226.96, "end": 7229.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7229.96, "end": 7238.96, "text": " Okay, that's what happens."}, {"start": 7238.96, "end": 7254.96, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 7254.96, "end": 7258.96, "text": " Oh fuck!"}, {"start": 7258.96, "end": 7261.96, "text": " Oh the shit..."}, {"start": 7261.96, "end": 7263.96, "text": " No one's making this shit!"}, {"start": 7263.96, "end": 7265.96, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 7265.96, "end": 7283.6, "text": " Bro, they can't even get remotely close to me."}, {"start": 7283.6, "end": 7285.64, "text": " I'm just doing all of that."}, {"start": 7285.64, "end": 7288.44, "text": " Back there."}, {"start": 7288.44, "end": 7289.44, "text": " Use checkpoints."}, {"start": 7289.44, "end": 7295.8, "text": " They can, at the same time."}, {"start": 7295.8, "end": 7302.8, "text": " was casual mode and normal mode. Normal mode was without shape points."}, {"start": 7310.16, "end": 7317.16, "text": " Not jump I did over there, but it was Panic Sills, actually, really are."}, {"start": 7325.8, "end": 7332.8, "text": " Hey, why not?"}, {"start": 7332.8, "end": 7340.8, "text": " Alright, let's go, you first, you first, you first."}, {"start": 7340.8, "end": 7345.8, "text": " Yeah, that's what happens if you fuck your own dog."}, {"start": 7345.8, "end": 7350.8, "text": " Hey, secret diamond."}, {"start": 7350.8, "end": 7357.8, "text": " Is he already dead?"}, {"start": 7357.8, "end": 7360.8, "text": " No he's not dead, okay."}, {"start": 7374.8, "end": 7376.8, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 7376.8, "end": 7379.8, "text": " No! I didn't see it!"}, {"start": 7379.8, "end": 7381.8, "text": " NO!"}, {"start": 7384.4400000000005, "end": 7387.08, "text": " I thought it was like... ah, you don't want to be him."}, {"start": 7392.360000000001, "end": 7393.360000000001, "text": " Yep, block."}, {"start": 7409.8, "end": 7419.8, "text": " Ah, that was a reference."}, {"start": 7419.8, "end": 7430.8, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 7430.8, "end": 7438.8, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 7438.8, "end": 7448.96, "text": " Kinda brutal, I'm gonna be honest, no checkpoints."}, {"start": 7448.96, "end": 7449.96, "text": " That's kinda..."}, {"start": 7449.96, "end": 7450.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7450.96, "end": 7451.96, "text": " You chose it."}, {"start": 7451.96, "end": 7461.4, "text": " You chose it. Yeah, well one said cash show and the other one said normal. So this is"}, {"start": 7461.4, "end": 7469.4, "text": " normal mode. Stop. Get out of the way."}, {"start": 7481.96, "end": 7483.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7491.32, "end": 7493.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7511.96, "end": 7518.96, "text": " Can we stop griefing this game as hard enough as it is?"}, {"start": 7527.96, "end": 7530.96, "text": " Okay, no more griefing."}, {"start": 7541.96, "end": 7543.96, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7559.4, "end": 7561.4, "text": " No"}, {"start": 7571.96, "end": 7597.96, "text": " Okay, time."}, {"start": 7597.96, "end": 7607.96, "text": " stop him! why are you grieving? this game is super hard man, this is the most punishing"}, {"start": 7607.96, "end": 7608.96, "text": " shit I've seen"}, {"start": 7608.96, "end": 7612.96, "text": " is it like junking where you recover some distance?"}, {"start": 7612.96, "end": 7615.96, "text": " you start all the way over from the fucking start"}, {"start": 7615.96, "end": 7617.96, "text": " if you fail one jump"}, {"start": 7627.96, "end": 7634.46, "text": " like only a Finnish person would come up with this shit in my life"}, {"start": 7636.46, "end": 7637.46, "text": " if we suffer"}, {"start": 7639.46, "end": 7640.46, "text": " everyone must suffer"}, {"start": 7641.46, "end": 7642.46, "text": " I was a really bad Finnish guy"}, {"start": 7643.46, "end": 7645.46, "text": " Torrelle, Torrelle, Torrelle, Torrelle"}, {"start": 7650.46, "end": 7651.46, "text": " if we suffer"}, {"start": 7653.46, "end": 7654.46, "text": " everyone must suffer"}, {"start": 7654.46, "end": 7656.46, "text": " I don't know why I'm going rushing now"}, {"start": 7656.46, "end": 7659.38, "text": " Alright, my finish accent was top-kick. Don't much."}, {"start": 7660.54, "end": 7661.74, "text": " Can't do it anymore."}, {"start": 7680.66, "end": 7681.94, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 7682.5, "end": 7683.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7686.46, "end": 7693.46, "text": " That was an excellent move."}, {"start": 7716.46, "end": 7740.46, "text": " I mean there is no way this game does not have a fucking checkpoint system."}, {"start": 7740.46, "end": 7770.26, "text": " I did this with first fucking try, and now I can do it."}, {"start": 7770.26, "end": 7792.26, "text": " You don't understand it, the characters don't sway more than you think."}, {"start": 7792.26, "end": 7797.26, "text": " Alright, someone do this one."}, {"start": 7797.26, "end": 7812.5, "text": " We just have to turn it into a platformer, 2D."}, {"start": 7812.5, "end": 7823.58, "text": " That's all we need."}, {"start": 7823.58, "end": 7825.58, "text": " It's no crash."}, {"start": 7832.58, "end": 7834.58, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 7834.58, "end": 7836.58, "text": " It's a bit baited."}, {"start": 7839.58, "end": 7841.58, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 7845.58, "end": 7847.58, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 7853.58, "end": 7855.58, "text": " Bro, you're not getting me."}, {"start": 7857.08, "end": 7859.08, "text": " You're not getting me, man."}, {"start": 7859.08, "end": 7861.08, "text": " Alright, here you go."}, {"start": 7861.08, "end": 7863.08, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 7863.08, "end": 7864.08, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 7864.08, "end": 7866.08, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 7866.08, "end": 7868.08, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 7871.08, "end": 7873.08, "text": " Yeah, get him!"}, {"start": 7873.08, "end": 7875.08, "text": " Get this kaxa gate!"}, {"start": 7881.08, "end": 7883.08, "text": " Alright, get him!"}, {"start": 7883.58, "end": 7885.58, "text": " Super kicker!"}, {"start": 7893.58, "end": 7895.58, "text": " Super kicker!"}, {"start": 7897.58, "end": 7899.58, "text": " No! What?! No!"}, {"start": 7913.58, "end": 7923.48, "text": " Okay, no more greasing, greasing is banned from now on."}, {"start": 7923.48, "end": 7924.48, "text": " No more greasing."}, {"start": 7924.48, "end": 7933.98, "text": " This game is more punishing than fucking hardcore level."}, {"start": 7933.98, "end": 7943.18, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,"}, {"start": 7943.18, "end": 7945.18, "text": " Why am I a pancake?"}, {"start": 7952.18, "end": 7955.18, "text": " Alright, some goofing here. This is the hardest part."}, {"start": 7955.18, "end": 7957.18, "text": " Also, there's like a spawn..."}, {"start": 7957.18, "end": 7959.18, "text": " No, a sponge. A mushroom spring."}, {"start": 7959.18, "end": 7961.18, "text": " I think I'm hitting over there."}, {"start": 7962.18, "end": 7964.18, "text": " Alright, go."}, {"start": 7965.18, "end": 7968.18, "text": " Last... third guy, go."}, {"start": 7970.18, "end": 7972.18, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 7973.18, "end": 7995.62, "text": " go man go there you see go go you have free this is a bit of a good games go"}, {"start": 7995.62, "end": 7997.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8025.62, "end": 8031.62, "text": " What the fuck? Why is it not this boning?"}, {"start": 8031.62, "end": 8034.62, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8039.62, "end": 8041.62, "text": " Okay, go now."}, {"start": 8049.62, "end": 8051.62, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 8051.62, "end": 8059.62, "text": " Bro, I said relax, I think you're tired."}, {"start": 8059.62, "end": 8072.62, "text": " Ah fuck, ah fuck!"}, {"start": 8072.62, "end": 8085.34, "text": " All right, this time for sure, no more griefing, hundreds of focus, or making it to the tipping"}, {"start": 8085.34, "end": 8086.34, "text": " top."}, {"start": 8086.34, "end": 8098.14, "text": " Can't be that much further."}, {"start": 8098.14, "end": 8105.14, "text": " I'm sure they have an automated checkup that you would need ahead."}, {"start": 8128.14, "end": 8132.54, "text": " okay let's go hey someone someone come here come here come here come here come"}, {"start": 8132.54, "end": 8138.38, "text": " here jump on this mushroom thingy and tell me where it leads jump on the mushroom"}, {"start": 8138.38, "end": 8142.38, "text": " jump on this mushroom"}, {"start": 8142.38, "end": 8152.820000000001, "text": " hey oh I see it I see it it's up there to the right yeah yeah shortcut"}, {"start": 8152.820000000001, "end": 8154.820000000001, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 8155.3, "end": 8156.580000000001, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 8156.580000000001, "end": 8158.580000000001, "text": " The chick who lived"}, {"start": 8158.780000000001, "end": 8160.780000000001, "text": " Check this out. Check this out"}, {"start": 8160.78, "end": 8162.78, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 8180.3, "end": 8184.259999999999, "text": " Wait, one guy made it. Did he make it? Is he about to make it?"}, {"start": 8186.86, "end": 8189.259999999999, "text": " Oh and now what?"}, {"start": 8190.78, "end": 8195.779999999999, "text": " I didn't even made it."}, {"start": 8195.779999999999, "end": 8216.779999999999, "text": " Okay, we're making it, we're making it, WE'RE MAKING IT!!!"}, {"start": 8216.78, "end": 8218.78, "text": " You f*****g trolling."}, {"start": 8240.78, "end": 8243.78, "text": " Let's skip so much, that shortcut."}, {"start": 8246.78, "end": 8271.78, "text": " Stop, stop, stop, stop."}, {"start": 8271.78, "end": 8283.78, "text": " Hello, Mr. Force. I am the dev that made this game. Thank you for playing. The pencil"}, {"start": 8283.78, "end": 8290.42, "text": " section is bugged because I forgot to tell Claude to make no mistakes. My totem quota"}, {"start": 8290.42, "end": 8298.42, "text": " the recepts in one hour then I will try to fix the bug, check for a place in two hours."}, {"start": 8300.42, "end": 8306.42, "text": " I don't even know what the token corner is but I can picture in my head at least. Good."}, {"start": 8320.42, "end": 8327.42, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 8327.42, "end": 8332.42, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8332.42, "end": 8337.42, "text": " Are we doing this one?"}, {"start": 8337.42, "end": 8344.42, "text": " Okay, we'll do it, come on."}, {"start": 8344.42, "end": 8362.42, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay, I couldn't do the fucking motion now I can always..."}, {"start": 8362.42, "end": 8374.34, "text": " I see how it is now."}, {"start": 8374.34, "end": 8386.5, "text": " I see how it is."}, {"start": 8386.5, "end": 8393.8, "text": "ley"}, {"start": 8393.8, "end": 8395.92, "text": " they"}, {"start": 8395.92, "end": 8398.24, "text": " will"}, {"start": 8398.24, "end": 8408.74, "text": " my"}, {"start": 8408.74, "end": 8412.9, "text": " is literally Peter's coming."}, {"start": 8412.9, "end": 8418.14, "text": " Awesome is literally Peter's coming."}, {"start": 8418.14, "end": 8423.1, "text": " Awesome is literally Peter's coming."}, {"start": 8423.1, "end": 8424.1, "text": " All set."}, {"start": 8438.74, "end": 8439.24, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8452.36, "end": 8452.86, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8453.74, "end": 8454.539999999999, "text": " You fucking..."}, {"start": 8457.539999999999, "end": 8458.039999999999, "text": " Bitch!"}, {"start": 8458.539999999999, "end": 8459.039999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8460.039999999999, "end": 8460.74, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 8466.039999999999, "end": 8467.039999999999, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 8467.24, "end": 8467.74, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 8467.74, "end": 8468.539999999999, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 8468.74, "end": 8478.74, "text": " I'm trying to get up on those."}, {"start": 8478.74, "end": 8483.74, "text": " It seems kinda hard."}, {"start": 8483.74, "end": 8486.74, "text": " Wait, how did we get there?"}, {"start": 8486.74, "end": 8491.74, "text": " Did you take points or what?"}, {"start": 8491.74, "end": 8494.74, "text": " Okay, go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 8494.74, "end": 8497.74, "text": " You make it, you make it."}, {"start": 8497.74, "end": 8499.74, "text": " go"}, {"start": 8501.74, "end": 8503.74, "text": " you can make it"}, {"start": 8505.74, "end": 8507.74, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 8508.74, "end": 8510.74, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 8513.74, "end": 8515.74, "text": " it didn't make it"}, {"start": 8515.74, "end": 8516.74, "text": " okay your turn"}, {"start": 8516.74, "end": 8518.74, "text": " go go go"}, {"start": 8518.74, "end": 8520.74, "text": " yeah it's not here"}, {"start": 8520.74, "end": 8537.38, "text": " ok i like it double jump alright don't use left click or you'll be stuck into ok it looks"}, {"start": 8537.380000000001, "end": 8539.380000000001, "text": " I was lucky he went too far"}, {"start": 8541.380000000001, "end": 8543.380000000001, "text": " Alright fuck it, that's right"}, {"start": 8543.380000000001, "end": 8545.380000000001, "text": " I'm gonna aim it here"}, {"start": 8550.380000000001, "end": 8554.380000000001, "text": " Aim no fucking way, what the fuck"}, {"start": 8559.380000000001, "end": 8561.380000000001, "text": " That wasn't the remotely close"}, {"start": 8561.380000000001, "end": 8567.380000000001, "text": " Wow, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 8567.380000000001, "end": 8573.380000000001, "text": " You didn't decide, mushroom."}, {"start": 8573.380000000001, "end": 8577.380000000001, "text": " Well, no one's."}, {"start": 8577.380000000001, "end": 8581.380000000001, "text": " Secret."}, {"start": 8581.380000000001, "end": 8587.380000000001, "text": " Generally,"}, {"start": 8587.380000000001, "end": 8595.980000000001, "text": " Generating a bit more of a back edge, we're at round MN1, welcome back, Force and CD,"}, {"start": 8595.980000000001, "end": 8599.18, "text": " 77 months."}, {"start": 8599.18, "end": 8605.380000000001, "text": " Force and CD!"}, {"start": 8605.380000000001, "end": 8620.94, "text": " Well, there is a mushroom better, and I can make it there."}, {"start": 8620.94, "end": 8628.060000000001, "text": " It's kind of an insane jump I think."}, {"start": 8628.06, "end": 8635.06, "text": " Well, I can't go from here."}, {"start": 8635.06, "end": 8649.06, "text": " And even if I do hit that fucking mushroom, where does this even go?"}, {"start": 8649.06, "end": 8650.06, "text": " Nowhere."}, {"start": 8650.06, "end": 8654.06, "text": " I don't think this is part of the map, I think it's just a dead man just putting a mushroom"}, {"start": 8654.06, "end": 8655.06, "text": " to test something or something."}, {"start": 8655.06, "end": 8656.06, "text": " This is bait."}, {"start": 8656.06, "end": 8658.06, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 8658.06, "end": 8660.06, "text": " YOLO."}, {"start": 8665.06, "end": 8667.06, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 8676.06, "end": 8678.06, "text": " Now what?"}, {"start": 8686.06, "end": 8688.06, "text": " Well, ain't nothing here."}, {"start": 8692.939999999999, "end": 8694.939999999999, "text": " That mushroom..."}, {"start": 8699.019999999999, "end": 8701.019999999999, "text": " Are the rest of these plexed?"}, {"start": 8704.779999999999, "end": 8708.779999999999, "text": " There's a flag over there. I'm starting to think that's a checkpoint."}, {"start": 8709.58, "end": 8711.58, "text": " Oh, there's a flag down there too, though."}, {"start": 8712.38, "end": 8714.38, "text": " All right. Are these signs?"}, {"start": 8716.06, "end": 8719.06, "text": " I'm not making a day, am I?"}, {"start": 8725.06, "end": 8727.06, "text": " They're down to blue, they're mushroom."}, {"start": 8728.06, "end": 8729.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8731.06, "end": 8733.06, "text": " There's nothing there."}, {"start": 8746.06, "end": 8761.98, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 8761.98, "end": 8767.98, "text": " I couldn't see where it ended because it was blue with a blue background."}, {"start": 8767.98, "end": 8784.14, "text": " It was blue with a blue background."}, {"start": 8784.14, "end": 8787.66, "text": " Let's see if you know why would the dev called this normal mode?"}, {"start": 8787.66, "end": 8790.9, "text": " Not a single checkpoint in this entire fucking map."}, {"start": 8790.9, "end": 8793.9, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 8793.9, "end": 8803.9, "text": " That is brutal."}, {"start": 8803.9, "end": 8816.9, "text": " Careful."}, {"start": 8816.9, "end": 8832.98, "text": " I will go normal, fuck the screens, fuck the screens, they're baits."}, {"start": 8832.98, "end": 8854.939999999999, "text": " I mean, these are cake, but the problem with these next ones, I'm looking, go."}, {"start": 8854.939999999999, "end": 8860.56, "text": " I feel like one of those pussy ass motherfuckers who watch their friends go up the fucking"}, {"start": 8860.56, "end": 8865.519999999999, "text": " jumping tower and they're really excited to see how it's going to go but they can't"}, {"start": 8865.519999999999, "end": 8869.4, "text": " deal themselves because they're too afraid."}, {"start": 8869.4, "end": 8871.4, "text": " Not me."}, {"start": 8876.9, "end": 8878.9, "text": " But they're really excited for you?"}, {"start": 8878.9, "end": 8880.9, "text": " Alright let's go!"}, {"start": 8890.56, "end": 8902.16, "text": " Is this a checkpoint?"}, {"start": 8902.16, "end": 8907.32, "text": " Because why would they just put a directional fucking sign here when it's the most obvious"}, {"start": 8907.32, "end": 8917.16, "text": " shit in the world that this is the only place you can find Go?"}, {"start": 8917.16, "end": 8918.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8918.16, "end": 8919.16, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8919.16, "end": 8920.16, "text": " Bruh, bruh."}, {"start": 8920.16, "end": 8924.16, "text": " You have to jump as well, go."}, {"start": 8924.16, "end": 8943.16, "text": " Okay, I'm going to start on this side, go there, go there, go go go go go go go."}, {"start": 8943.16, "end": 8944.16, "text": " Jump."}, {"start": 8944.16, "end": 8945.16, "text": " Jump?"}, {"start": 8945.16, "end": 8949.16, "text": " Jump immediately after landing and start a control."}, {"start": 8949.16, "end": 8952.16, "text": " Jump immediately after landing."}, {"start": 8952.16, "end": 8955.16, "text": " Three jumps, ok."}, {"start": 8955.16, "end": 8959.16, "text": " The finish accent is coming back to me now."}, {"start": 8959.16, "end": 8962.16, "text": " Jump three times."}, {"start": 8962.16, "end": 8965.16, "text": " Three times."}, {"start": 8965.16, "end": 8969.16, "text": " Ah, like Super Mario."}, {"start": 8975.16, "end": 8999.68, "text": " Okay, now it became king, we should have told me this before."}, {"start": 8999.68, "end": 9006.68, "text": " now you say it"}, {"start": 9007.92, "end": 9009.2, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 9009.2, "end": 9011.28, "text": " do it just a long jump"}, {"start": 9011.28, "end": 9012.880000000001, "text": " okay I'm gonna show you how it's done"}, {"start": 9012.880000000001, "end": 9016.48, "text": " long jump time"}, {"start": 9016.48, "end": 9018.76, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 9018.76, "end": 9020.4, "text": " what are you doing man"}, {"start": 9020.4, "end": 9024.720000000001, "text": " fuck off"}, {"start": 9024.720000000001, "end": 9026.880000000001, "text": " was that me failing or was it blocking"}, {"start": 9026.880000000001, "end": 9028.880000000001, "text": " It's just blocking right?"}, {"start": 9036.400000000001, "end": 9038.400000000001, "text": " Stop by blocking!"}, {"start": 9044.000000000002, "end": 9048.000000000002, "text": " It's a fucking load of the ring story every time when we get back."}, {"start": 9056.880000000001, "end": 9058.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9116.880000000001, "end": 9126.480000000001, "text": " This fucking dead man, he needs a fucking game design device."}, {"start": 9126.480000000001, "end": 9131.960000000001, "text": " Don't name the first one Casual and the second one Normal."}, {"start": 9131.960000000001, "end": 9136.640000000001, "text": " Name the first one Normal where you can have fucking checkpoints and the second one fucking"}, {"start": 9136.640000000001, "end": 9144.84, "text": " hardcore so that people don't feel so fucking bad taking that only reasonable fucking difficulty"}, {"start": 9144.84, "end": 9149.0, "text": " setting in this fucking game"}, {"start": 9157.0, "end": 9162.28, "text": " okay how did you guys get over there now i'm doubting my died"}, {"start": 9162.28, "end": 9164.92, "text": " nah go"}, {"start": 9166.44, "end": 9171.16, "text": " okay it was the guy blocking never doubt"}, {"start": 9174.84, "end": 9182.84, "text": " All right, I don't know what I'm saying, I don't, I don't, I don't fucking, fucking piece of shit, I don't even fucking..."}, {"start": 9184.34, "end": 9185.84, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9190.84, "end": 9191.84, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9194.84, "end": 9196.84, "text": " Oh no, I didn't tell you."}, {"start": 9198.84, "end": 9199.84, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9199.84, "end": 9212.52, "text": " Alright, let's try new Super Meat Boy 3D, we're based, Super Speaker Platformers and"}, {"start": 9212.52, "end": 9231.960000000001, "text": " port depth perception."}, {"start": 9231.960000000001, "end": 9235.640000000001, "text": " DX12 or DX11 chat doesn't matter."}, {"start": 9242.52, "end": 9244.52, "text": " Dx well"}, {"start": 9247.92, "end": 9249.92, "text": " Grab a controller and took back"}, {"start": 9252.960000000001, "end": 9254.960000000001, "text": " Do we play controllers?"}, {"start": 9261.960000000001, "end": 9265.04, "text": " This game needs a controller for best experience"}, {"start": 9265.04, "end": 9272.28, "text": " if I plug in the controller then you're gonna have fucking PlayStation 4"}, {"start": 9272.28, "end": 9298.12, "text": " microphone. Okay, fuck it. All right, I'm sure. Ignore. All right, how is my microphone"}, {"start": 9298.12, "end": 9313.320000000002, "text": " right now. Is my microphone still good or did it switch? It's still good. Microphone,"}, {"start": 9313.320000000002, "end": 9321.08, "text": " USB, it's not my DualSense wireless controller. Huh, that's a first. Usually when I plug"}, {"start": 9321.08, "end": 9330.24, "text": " this in it's always switching over to this. Alright I'll take it first try."}, {"start": 9330.24, "end": 9355.24, "text": " Super Meat Boy, Boiii, Fox no, welcome back, Delta Spectrex, thank you boys."}, {"start": 9385.24, "end": 9387.24, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9415.24, "end": 9418.24, "text": " Okay, I think that's it."}, {"start": 9429.24, "end": 9431.24, "text": " I think it's adorable."}, {"start": 9431.24, "end": 9433.24, "text": " Uh, yeah, sure."}, {"start": 9433.24, "end": 9435.24, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 9436.24, "end": 9438.24, "text": " Lot of really great graphics."}, {"start": 9438.24, "end": 9445.24, "text": " It's a chance to get the hang of it."}, {"start": 9445.24, "end": 9448.24, "text": " I'm just gonna move on."}, {"start": 9448.24, "end": 9459.24, "text": " We are rescuing the dungeon, but it's time to escape."}, {"start": 9459.24, "end": 9463.24, "text": " Easy start."}, {"start": 9493.24, "end": 9495.24, "text": " I'm testing what it is really, what it is really"}, {"start": 9504.24, "end": 9506.24, "text": " Testing what it is really, what it is really"}, {"start": 9506.24, "end": 9508.24, "text": " Testing what it is really, what it is really"}, {"start": 9508.24, "end": 9510.24, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 9510.24, "end": 9512.24, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 9515.24, "end": 9517.24, "text": " Bro I actually"}, {"start": 9517.24, "end": 9519.24, "text": " Check this"}, {"start": 9519.24, "end": 9521.24, "text": " I actually have some fucking translation"}, {"start": 9521.24, "end": 9523.24, "text": " No"}, {"start": 9527.74, "end": 9529.74, "text": " That's how you would show me"}, {"start": 9529.74, "end": 9531.74, "text": " The first mining ring"}, {"start": 9543.24, "end": 9545.24, "text": " Like so"}, {"start": 9547.24, "end": 9549.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9551.24, "end": 9553.24, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9553.24, "end": 9563.24, "text": " Okay, don't allow."}, {"start": 9563.24, "end": 9573.24, "text": " Uh, don't allow."}, {"start": 9573.24, "end": 9580.24, "text": " Okay, how about now?"}, {"start": 9580.24, "end": 9583.3, "text": " testing on three."}, {"start": 9583.3, "end": 9586.4, "text": " No, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 9586.4, "end": 9590.24, "text": " Why is it showing me a VOD from 10 days ago?"}, {"start": 9590.24, "end": 9591.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9591.24, "end": 9600.48, "text": " What is this VOD system?"}, {"start": 9600.48, "end": 9603.36, "text": " I'm on the lives like live shit."}, {"start": 9603.36, "end": 9606.48, "text": " I'm on the lives like live shit."}, {"start": 9606.48, "end": 9612.359999999999, "text": " All right, it's good"}, {"start": 9617.8, "end": 9623.76, "text": " Hey, I'll see 420 able to use this force of course trim it and look the mix. All right, let's see"}, {"start": 9624.56, "end": 9626.56, "text": " Be good jump"}, {"start": 9627.76, "end": 9630.0, "text": " And I suppose to oh my god"}, {"start": 9636.48, "end": 9641.48, "text": " hold A to jump"}, {"start": 9641.48, "end": 9656.48, "text": " level finished, that was a very hard level, but I managed"}, {"start": 9656.48, "end": 9665.48, "text": " hold R, T to sprint"}, {"start": 9665.48, "end": 9690.48, "text": " I need to jump off the wall."}, {"start": 9690.48, "end": 9694.48, "text": " I already see the sprint, I got that."}, {"start": 9694.48, "end": 9714.48, "text": " okay we're doing pretty good pretty good. Dash while jumping. What? Okay."}, {"start": 9724.48, "end": 9741.84, "text": " contact. Okay, two more. What was A? I wish he had..."}, {"start": 9741.84, "end": 9748.84, "text": " That is a... I guess."}, {"start": 9771.84, "end": 9790.84, "text": " solid solid"}, {"start": 9820.84, "end": 9836.84, "text": " Tampas are following very well sometimes I feel like."}, {"start": 9836.84, "end": 9848.68, "text": " Oh all the way I guess the inspiration from our previous game"}, {"start": 9848.68, "end": 9855.68, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 9869.68, "end": 9870.68, "text": " Fresh fire."}, {"start": 9870.68, "end": 9875.68, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 9875.68, "end": 9882.68, "text": " I'll never find out."}, {"start": 9905.68, "end": 9928.68, "text": " A bandaid."}, {"start": 9928.68, "end": 9929.68, "text": " Dead squirrel."}, {"start": 9929.68, "end": 9936.68, "text": " Oh fuck, sense of freedom is so high."}, {"start": 9959.68, "end": 9980.68, "text": " I look at light, it's pretty hard to see what's going on at some times."}, {"start": 9980.68, "end": 10007.960000000001, "text": " first ride"}, {"start": 10007.960000000001, "end": 10035.960000000001, "text": " I'm not on my webcam right at the same time, but I love it."}, {"start": 10035.960000000001, "end": 10037.960000000001, "text": " What are the bandits for?"}, {"start": 10040.84, "end": 10041.84, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 10065.960000000001, "end": 10072.960000000001, "text": " come on"}, {"start": 10095.960000000001, "end": 10102.960000000001, "text": " and get out of me I'm going to ban you"}, {"start": 10125.960000000001, "end": 10152.960000000001, "text": " I wish you could peek ahead of time to see what's coming up, but you can't."}, {"start": 10152.960000000001, "end": 10159.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10182.960000000001, "end": 10201.76, "text": " I can't like I can't see I can't see with my characters"}, {"start": 10212.960000000001, "end": 10222.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10252.960000000001, "end": 10278.960000000001, "text": " Super kicker!"}, {"start": 10308.960000000001, "end": 10315.960000000001, "text": " fuck!"}, {"start": 10320.960000000001, "end": 10323.960000000001, "text": " there was another shortcut there or something"}, {"start": 10323.960000000001, "end": 10330.960000000001, "text": " you see there? above the..."}, {"start": 10330.960000000001, "end": 10335.960000000001, "text": " I think we must have special area."}, {"start": 10335.960000000001, "end": 10336.960000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10336.960000000001, "end": 10337.960000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10337.960000000001, "end": 10339.960000000001, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 10367.960000000001, "end": 10377.960000000001, "text": " Well, I can't see Ser Death perception."}, {"start": 10377.960000000001, "end": 10388.960000000001, "text": " Hey, I was just doing that."}, {"start": 10388.960000000001, "end": 10413.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10413.960000000001, "end": 10414.460000000001, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 10419.76, "end": 10420.76, "text": " Norston."}, {"start": 10426.660000000002, "end": 10427.660000000002, "text": " Norston."}, {"start": 10431.060000000001, "end": 10432.060000000001, "text": " Norston."}, {"start": 10437.960000000001, "end": 10438.960000000001, "text": " Norston."}, {"start": 10443.960000000001, "end": 10454.560000000001, "text": " no skin no skin no skin no skin that no skin no skin no skin"}, {"start": 10473.960000000001, "end": 10480.960000000001, "text": " Fuck that, man."}, {"start": 10533.960000000001, "end": 10541.960000000001, "text": " The God Gamer!"}, {"start": 10541.960000000001, "end": 10549.960000000001, "text": " Okay, 15 out of 15."}, {"start": 10549.960000000001, "end": 10554.960000000001, "text": " Boss unlocked."}, {"start": 10554.960000000001, "end": 10558.960000000001, "text": " Who's the boss?"}, {"start": 10558.960000000001, "end": 10562.400000000001, "text": " Sa-balan-thro-kos"}, {"start": 10564.800000000001, "end": 10565.800000000001, "text": " Fucking bad"}, {"start": 10618.960000000001, "end": 10620.960000000001, "text": " Shit, bling."}, {"start": 10632.960000000001, "end": 10634.960000000001, "text": " I'm whaaat?"}, {"start": 10664.960000000001, "end": 10671.960000000001, "text": " Same one mistake!"}, {"start": 10671.960000000001, "end": 10674.960000000001, "text": " One more time!"}, {"start": 10681.960000000001, "end": 10685.960000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 10685.960000000001, "end": 10689.960000000001, "text": " I can't... what?"}, {"start": 10694.960000000001, "end": 10724.800000000001, "text": " what the fuck am I doing what upside down what the fuck is happening what"}, {"start": 10754.800000000001, "end": 10767.800000000001, "text": " that's so annoying"}, {"start": 10857.800000000001, "end": 10882.800000000001, "text": " fuck you!"}, {"start": 10882.800000000001, "end": 10887.800000000001, "text": " do you want to slow on that one?"}, {"start": 10891.800000000001, "end": 10893.800000000001, "text": " am I too early?"}, {"start": 10896.800000000001, "end": 10900.800000000001, "text": " always that is never late, no one is too early"}, {"start": 10912.800000000001, "end": 10930.480000000001, "text": " I got stuck in the scaffolding to me that's not completely bunked 3."}, {"start": 10930.48, "end": 10932.48, "text": " I'm not safe"}, {"start": 10957.16, "end": 10959.16, "text": " Constantly"}, {"start": 10960.48, "end": 10962.48, "text": " there's a shur"}, {"start": 10986.48, "end": 10989.48, "text": " alright, and trash worm"}, {"start": 10990.48, "end": 10992.48, "text": " I can't crash"}, {"start": 11020.48, "end": 11039.359999999999, "text": " and only one remained this is this game i'll come on"}, {"start": 11039.36, "end": 11041.36, "text": " So now see, my report would give the..."}, {"start": 11041.36, "end": 11045.36, "text": " ...multimix... AlexxD and Bruno a 528 month thing, boy..."}, {"start": 11045.36, "end": 11046.36, "text": " ...boy..."}, {"start": 11047.86, "end": 11049.86, "text": " Okay, got a bridge."}, {"start": 11051.36, "end": 11052.86, "text": " Toxic trouble."}, {"start": 11055.36, "end": 11056.36, "text": " Make it double."}, {"start": 11069.36, "end": 11094.640000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 11094.64, "end": 11107.92, "text": " we're so close so far away"}, {"start": 11124.64, "end": 11143.88, "text": " Yeah, just, uh, it's all fucked."}, {"start": 11143.88, "end": 11148.84, "text": " It's crazy how much you can skip the drone, so you got to decide like that for speed"}, {"start": 11148.84, "end": 11150.84, "text": " rolling purposes, I guess."}, {"start": 11150.84, "end": 11152.84, "text": " I care"}, {"start": 11180.84, "end": 11188.32, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 11188.32, "end": 11208.2, "text": " I skipped that one."}, {"start": 11208.2, "end": 11210.2, "text": " Oh, fuck, I like a gun from that."}, {"start": 11225.1, "end": 11226.6, "text": " What a speedrun!"}, {"start": 11226.6, "end": 11227.6, "text": " Give me that."}, {"start": 11227.6, "end": 11228.6, "text": " Bungage."}, {"start": 11238.2, "end": 11248.66, "text": " oh my god oh my god that's what I that's what I don't like but if I can"}, {"start": 11248.66, "end": 11254.16, "text": " fix the cameras at some point sometimes you know what the fuck is supposed to go"}, {"start": 11254.16, "end": 11262.0, "text": " where you are and then that's just the element of 3D"}, {"start": 11262.0, "end": 11269.0, "text": " This is the fastest one."}, {"start": 11269.0, "end": 11274.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11274.0, "end": 11281.0, "text": " I can just..."}, {"start": 11311.0, "end": 11318.0, "text": " Ah, fuck them."}, {"start": 11318.0, "end": 11327.0, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 11327.0, "end": 11356.0, "text": " I see how it is."}, {"start": 11356.0, "end": 11363.0, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 11363.0, "end": 11367.0, "text": " Am I going?"}, {"start": 11367.0, "end": 11374.0, "text": " Can I actually do this?"}, {"start": 11374.0, "end": 11376.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11406.0, "end": 11408.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11408.0, "end": 11410.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11410.0, "end": 11415.0, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 11415.0, "end": 11418.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11418.0, "end": 11422.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11422.0, "end": 11425.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11425.0, "end": 11428.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11428.0, "end": 11433.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11433.0, "end": 11435.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11435.0, "end": 11436.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11466.0, "end": 11468.0, "text": " I'm gonna do that with some water I'm saying."}, {"start": 11476.34, "end": 11477.84, "text": " WHAT THE FUCK?"}, {"start": 11478.34, "end": 11479.84, "text": " That's what I'm saying man."}, {"start": 11479.84, "end": 11482.84, "text": " I can't see sometimes where the fucking character is going."}, {"start": 11493.6, "end": 11494.6, "text": " Now what?"}, {"start": 11526.0, "end": 11552.68, "text": " That wasn't so hard, that wasn't."}, {"start": 11552.68, "end": 11554.68, "text": " I see a secret area, I think."}, {"start": 11561.880000000001, "end": 11562.380000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11574.68, "end": 11576.68, "text": " Is it a secret area or no?"}, {"start": 11576.68, "end": 11577.68, "text": " Why did I die?"}, {"start": 11582.68, "end": 11588.68, "text": " Oh, I hit the sand, uh, maybe."}, {"start": 11595.68, "end": 11597.68, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 11597.68, "end": 11611.960000000001, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 11611.960000000001, "end": 11613.960000000001, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 11613.960000000001, "end": 11638.960000000001, "text": " Oh, I don't see it."}, {"start": 11638.960000000001, "end": 11639.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11648.960000000001, "end": 11649.960000000001, "text": " You have to guide him?"}, {"start": 11656.960000000001, "end": 11657.960000000001, "text": " What do you mean I have to guide him?"}, {"start": 11657.960000000001, "end": 11658.960000000001, "text": " How do I guide him?"}, {"start": 11668.960000000001, "end": 11683.960000000001, "text": " It doesn't turn when I turn, but this is a bug."}, {"start": 11683.960000000001, "end": 11688.960000000001, "text": " Hit it from the side?"}, {"start": 11688.960000000001, "end": 11695.960000000001, "text": " This is a good start, bro."}, {"start": 11695.960000000001, "end": 11702.960000000001, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 11703.800000000001, "end": 11710.800000000001, "text": " outrun it? no it just blows up because it hits the fucking thing really"}, {"start": 11713.960000000001, "end": 11717.960000000001, "text": " IT test? oh I can destroy these things"}, {"start": 11717.960000000001, "end": 11721.800000000001, "text": " okay well that's not very like obvious"}, {"start": 11721.800000000001, "end": 11729.800000000001, "text": " That's not very obvious at all."}, {"start": 11729.800000000001, "end": 11732.800000000001, "text": " Why do you even have like a side route then?"}, {"start": 11732.800000000001, "end": 11733.800000000001, "text": " That's so weird."}, {"start": 11733.800000000001, "end": 11736.800000000001, "text": " Alright, this is so weird."}, {"start": 11736.800000000001, "end": 11740.800000000001, "text": " What does this have to do with super meatloaf, so fuck?"}, {"start": 11754.800000000001, "end": 11757.800000000001, "text": " Um, enjoy your diet?"}, {"start": 11757.800000000001, "end": 11766.52, "text": " What the fuck was this level about?"}, {"start": 11766.52, "end": 11769.560000000001, "text": " World 2 secret level beaten, new character a lot."}, {"start": 11769.560000000001, "end": 11775.6, "text": " Bridge constructed, dead truck."}, {"start": 11775.6, "end": 11784.560000000001, "text": " I don't remember from Super Meat Boy, but I think they had different attributes and"}, {"start": 11784.56, "end": 11791.56, "text": " and skills or something"}, {"start": 11797.08, "end": 11804.08, "text": " change character, which I would not be this one"}, {"start": 11804.08, "end": 11820.8, "text": " Oh, you can unlock with the advantages."}, {"start": 11820.8, "end": 11827.0, "text": " The head up, CEO forces the inclusives."}, {"start": 11827.0, "end": 11829.0, "text": " What do you deal with this one?"}, {"start": 11845.5, "end": 11847.5, "text": " Did I... deep?"}, {"start": 11851.5, "end": 11853.5, "text": " Or should I not deep this one?"}, {"start": 11857.0, "end": 11886.84, "text": " I can't feel a difference, I just can't spell it I think."}, {"start": 11886.84, "end": 11889.84, "text": " I honestly can't feel a thing on the face."}, {"start": 11916.84, "end": 11928.84, "text": " I don't know where I'm going."}, {"start": 11928.84, "end": 11931.84, "text": " I don't know where I'm going."}, {"start": 11931.84, "end": 11942.84, "text": " I see the arrow, but I mean..."}, {"start": 11942.84, "end": 11945.84, "text": " Oh, okay, I see."}, {"start": 11945.84, "end": 11947.84, "text": " Yeah, family's point of the upwards"}, {"start": 11963.960000000001, "end": 11965.960000000001, "text": " No, I see no I see"}, {"start": 12005.84, "end": 12027.84, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12027.84, "end": 12056.84, "text": " I hate this truck man, I hate this truck."}, {"start": 12056.84, "end": 12068.24, "text": " Okay, we're going."}, {"start": 12068.24, "end": 12069.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12069.24, "end": 12083.68, "text": " How can these not- I was switching back."}, {"start": 12083.68, "end": 12101.800000000001, "text": " That's a lot of characters to have on."}, {"start": 12101.800000000001, "end": 12104.800000000001, "text": " We say it was cosmetic. Yeah, exactly. And I hate the cosmetic."}, {"start": 12131.800000000001, "end": 12149.240000000002, "text": " a lot of big fans of these big fans"}, {"start": 12149.24, "end": 12151.24, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12158.119999999999, "end": 12160.119999999999, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12179.24, "end": 12186.24, "text": " got him!"}, {"start": 12187.76, "end": 12190.08, "text": " miss secrets"}, {"start": 12190.08, "end": 12193.88, "text": " remember this, whatever ending I get is canon, okay?"}, {"start": 12193.88, "end": 12198.18, "text": " wolf, thank you, man, look back, no lines, the van is again, and chef G. Vansi"}, {"start": 12198.18, "end": 12205.18, "text": " on the off-road and uh... six, thank you"}, {"start": 12205.18, "end": 12212.18, "text": " So I get exactly as many secrets required for the best ending."}, {"start": 12235.18, "end": 12238.18, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 12265.18, "end": 12278.58, "text": " Fuck your bandages, actually I want the bandages."}, {"start": 12278.58, "end": 12284.14, "text": " I'll have it in the next one."}, {"start": 12284.14, "end": 12286.14, "text": " I had to reset to get the balance."}, {"start": 12304.64, "end": 12306.64, "text": " I can fucking kill all of them at once."}, {"start": 12314.14, "end": 12324.14, "text": " I wore this sacrifice for the blood god!"}, {"start": 12324.14, "end": 12339.14, "text": " Wait, I have to also beat the level with it?"}, {"start": 12339.14, "end": 12346.14, "text": " That's bait."}, {"start": 12369.14, "end": 12376.14, "text": " I'm fucking trolling."}, {"start": 12429.14, "end": 12455.14, "text": " I don't get it by anything and then we win."}, {"start": 12455.14, "end": 12475.14, "text": " three weeks"}, {"start": 12475.14, "end": 12484.14, "text": " three weeks"}, {"start": 12514.14, "end": 12516.14, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12525.14, "end": 12527.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12544.14, "end": 12551.14, "text": " Smooth!"}, {"start": 12551.14, "end": 12556.14, "text": " Smooth!"}, {"start": 12556.14, "end": 12564.14, "text": " He's killing the shorts."}, {"start": 12564.14, "end": 12576.26, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 12576.26, "end": 12578.26, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 12584.26, "end": 12586.26, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 12601.26, "end": 12603.26, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 12606.26, "end": 12617.26, "text": " Oh fuck me!"}, {"start": 12617.26, "end": 12632.26, "text": " Okay, I got rid of him."}, {"start": 12632.26, "end": 12658.26, "text": " I'm very safe and sorry, sorry, same on the stage."}, {"start": 12688.26, "end": 12698.26, "text": " fuck the bandage"}, {"start": 12698.26, "end": 12709.26, "text": " is this?"}, {"start": 12709.26, "end": 12711.26, "text": " look at this"}, {"start": 12711.26, "end": 12713.26, "text": " oh easy"}, {"start": 12728.26, "end": 12730.26, "text": " aha"}, {"start": 12730.26, "end": 12732.26, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 12732.26, "end": 12742.26, "text": " I just now noticed the little red marker under my character."}, {"start": 12742.26, "end": 12743.26, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 12743.26, "end": 12752.26, "text": " And this one seems easy enough, right?"}, {"start": 12752.26, "end": 12769.26, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12799.26, "end": 12807.98, "text": " get the damage brah it's called super meatballing not super other"}, {"start": 12807.98, "end": 12809.98, "text": " other table"}, {"start": 12822.98, "end": 12824.98, "text": " wow those are real fast"}, {"start": 12826.98, "end": 12828.98, "text": " real fast boy"}, {"start": 12837.98, "end": 12866.46, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12866.460000000001, "end": 12870.460000000001, "text": " I like them up. I like them up. I like it. I like it."}, {"start": 12873.900000000001, "end": 12876.140000000001, "text": " We're there in that next boss, second boss."}, {"start": 12893.26, "end": 12894.220000000001, "text": " Where are we going?"}, {"start": 12896.460000000001, "end": 12899.460000000001, "text": " Not there."}, {"start": 12906.460000000001, "end": 12909.460000000001, "text": " Okay, not there."}, {"start": 12926.460000000001, "end": 12928.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12937.660000000002, "end": 12939.660000000002, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 12956.460000000001, "end": 12984.94, "text": " And, yeah, that's it."}, {"start": 12984.94, "end": 12993.26, "text": " You press your fucking heart in these kind of games, right, without noticing it, because"}, {"start": 12993.26, "end": 13000.060000000001, "text": " it's so intense, it's so clutched, and you're not pressing so fucking hard, and then you"}, {"start": 13000.06, "end": 13002.06, "text": " you feel it afterwards and get a fucking hand."}, {"start": 13002.06, "end": 13004.06, "text": " That's your fucking name."}, {"start": 13007.06, "end": 13008.06, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13017.06, "end": 13023.06, "text": " I feel like the music in this game is not as good as the, uh, fuck, the first game."}, {"start": 13030.06, "end": 13037.06, "text": " but maybe, ah, maybe next area, has some magears"}, {"start": 13041.06, "end": 13044.06, "text": " alright, I'll show you what happens if you don't go on the..."}, {"start": 13047.06, "end": 13049.06, "text": " ...excavator, I think"}, {"start": 13061.06, "end": 13066.06, "text": " Yeah, the circle doesn't really help much when you're in this kind of..."}, {"start": 13078.06, "end": 13080.06, "text": " Ah, I'm about to..."}, {"start": 13081.06, "end": 13084.06, "text": " Yeah, like, seriously, like that."}, {"start": 13120.06, "end": 13132.06, "text": " Okay, not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 13132.06, "end": 13147.06, "text": " Boss, Mr. Filthy, average five."}, {"start": 13177.06, "end": 13184.06, "text": " Oh, it's far!"}, {"start": 13184.06, "end": 13187.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13187.06, "end": 13194.06, "text": " We got him."}, {"start": 13194.06, "end": 13201.06, "text": " Oh, that's a good one."}, {"start": 13201.06, "end": 13203.06, "text": " Holy f**k!"}, {"start": 13204.06, "end": 13205.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13206.06, "end": 13207.06, "text": " We got him."}, {"start": 13209.06, "end": 13212.06, "text": " Ah, for f**k's sake dude."}, {"start": 13231.06, "end": 13241.06, "text": " I don't have to jump right away. I guess sometimes I have to jump right away."}, {"start": 13241.06, "end": 13248.06, "text": " Okay, sometimes there's slap and sometimes there's box."}, {"start": 13291.06, "end": 13293.06, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 13293.06, "end": 13295.06, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 13321.06, "end": 13328.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13328.06, "end": 13333.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13333.06, "end": 13338.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13338.06, "end": 13343.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13343.06, "end": 13347.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13347.06, "end": 13350.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13350.06, "end": 13352.06, "text": " Get him!"}, {"start": 13352.06, "end": 13354.06, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13354.06, "end": 13356.06, "text": " Fucking CRIING!"}, {"start": 13356.06, "end": 13358.06, "text": " Ain't nothing to do in there, brother."}, {"start": 13358.06, "end": 13381.08, "text": " Space 2, that'll take some."}, {"start": 13381.08, "end": 13388.08, "text": " Did I only die 7 times?"}, {"start": 13388.08, "end": 13395.08, "text": " I felt like I might have more."}, {"start": 13395.08, "end": 13396.08, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13396.08, "end": 13401.08, "text": " I felt like I might have more."}, {"start": 13401.08, "end": 13408.08, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 13408.08, "end": 13409.08, "text": " Very well."}, {"start": 13409.08, "end": 13413.28, "text": " I dry soul you with my space another cat for you and Jack, fight a man and derivative"}, {"start": 13413.28, "end": 13416.28, "text": " with a lot of cool sermons."}, {"start": 13416.28, "end": 13420.28, "text": " Alright, not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 13420.28, "end": 13431.28, "text": " Elon must die 156 times on this slot."}, {"start": 13431.28, "end": 13433.28, "text": " And that's when someone played for him."}, {"start": 13450.28, "end": 13451.28, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13455.28, "end": 13457.28, "text": " Okay, I see how he's..."}, {"start": 13461.28, "end": 13468.28, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 13468.28, "end": 13489.28, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 13489.28, "end": 13492.28, "text": " I didn't notice that move!"}, {"start": 13492.28, "end": 13493.28, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 13495.28, "end": 13496.28, "text": " Don't do that!"}, {"start": 13502.28, "end": 13503.28, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 13504.28, "end": 13505.28, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13519.28, "end": 13548.720000000001, "text": " fuck you! that was so clutched i will be able to ship for a week"}, {"start": 13548.720000000001, "end": 13550.720000000001, "text": " Let's watch that again. That was so clutch."}, {"start": 13552.920000000002, "end": 13554.920000000002, "text": " Oh, some clutch."}, {"start": 13559.720000000001, "end": 13561.720000000001, "text": " So it's a fucking clutch."}, {"start": 13567.720000000001, "end": 13570.720000000001, "text": " Oh, boom! Mega Manic's safe."}, {"start": 13578.720000000001, "end": 13580.720000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13580.720000000001, "end": 13594.720000000001, "text": " Uh, where the fuck am I going?"}, {"start": 13594.720000000001, "end": 13604.720000000001, "text": " How'd they expect you to get on that?"}, {"start": 13604.720000000001, "end": 13609.720000000001, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 13609.720000000001, "end": 13614.720000000001, "text": " But I'm missing something."}, {"start": 13614.720000000001, "end": 13619.720000000001, "text": " There's a wand."}, {"start": 13628.720000000001, "end": 13633.720000000001, "text": " That fucking wand."}, {"start": 13634.720000000001, "end": 13663.720000000001, "text": " what? left? and here? I don't see it. oh here! look. I see it now."}, {"start": 13663.720000000001, "end": 13675.720000000001, "text": " Okay, I thought it was kind of... kind of stressful, not my line."}, {"start": 13693.720000000001, "end": 13700.720000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13708.720000000001, "end": 13713.720000000001, "text": " It really is hard for me to see."}, {"start": 13713.720000000001, "end": 13718.720000000001, "text": " I must say."}, {"start": 13718.720000000001, "end": 13736.720000000001, "text": " I think this is a fundamental problem with these kind of games."}, {"start": 13736.720000000001, "end": 13744.720000000001, "text": " I guess like flash bandicoot, but actually super fast paced and you have a slow character."}, {"start": 13746.12, "end": 13746.62, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 13759.820000000002, "end": 13760.320000000002, "text": " HOT!"}, {"start": 13762.420000000002, "end": 13763.220000000001, "text": " I'm getting dead!"}, {"start": 13764.220000000001, "end": 13764.720000000001, "text": " YAH!"}, {"start": 13766.720000000001, "end": 13785.080000000002, "text": " You think you can stop me with your basic ass cannons huh?"}, {"start": 13785.080000000002, "end": 13788.000000000002, "text": " You know who I am."}, {"start": 13788.000000000002, "end": 13790.6, "text": " I first tried that shit."}, {"start": 13790.6, "end": 13791.6, "text": " I'm on the right side."}, {"start": 13791.6, "end": 13792.6, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 13818.880000000001, "end": 13819.880000000001, "text": " Almost."}, {"start": 13820.6, "end": 13841.6, "text": " can use the sad character. I haven't unlocked him. I thought he was by the legend, a myth."}, {"start": 13841.6, "end": 13848.6, "text": " But even this thing comes true."}, {"start": 13848.6, "end": 13853.6, "text": " And it's about to come true."}, {"start": 13853.6, "end": 13868.6, "text": " I can't see anything."}, {"start": 13868.6, "end": 13871.6, "text": " I'm happy for you all."}, {"start": 13871.6, "end": 13881.6, "text": " Or so did it happen."}, {"start": 13881.6, "end": 13895.720000000001, "text": " Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me."}, {"start": 13895.720000000001, "end": 13902.720000000001, "text": " Where am I going?"}, {"start": 13925.720000000001, "end": 13953.920000000002, "text": " Okay, I don't know. Oh, I see. I see. I saw it. It's been sea-solving."}, {"start": 13953.92, "end": 13971.28, "text": " Pitch."}, {"start": 13971.28, "end": 13973.12, "text": " You can't reload."}, {"start": 13973.12, "end": 13982.88, "text": " Meet bald boy."}, {"start": 13982.880000000001, "end": 14005.160000000002, "text": " ball boy dark world level unlocked a boy without skin who never gives up and delicious as delicious"}, {"start": 14005.16, "end": 14007.16, "text": " as he is bouncy"}, {"start": 14015.16, "end": 14017.16, "text": " bouncy"}, {"start": 14019.16, "end": 14021.16, "text": " oh he's always bouncing"}, {"start": 14035.16, "end": 14060.28, "text": " I don't know how I know it looks good or bad."}, {"start": 14060.28, "end": 14062.28, "text": " Oh I didn't see him. I saw him."}, {"start": 14069.800000000001, "end": 14071.800000000001, "text": " China Gordon maybe? I don't know."}, {"start": 14074.44, "end": 14076.44, "text": " He's having a China Arnold."}, {"start": 14090.28, "end": 14101.12, "text": " It's a meatball!"}, {"start": 14101.12, "end": 14106.26, "text": " This part is actually a difficult part."}, {"start": 14106.26, "end": 14108.26, "text": " I just have the first part."}, {"start": 14130.26, "end": 14132.26, "text": " How the fuck do you get that?"}, {"start": 14136.26, "end": 14152.26, "text": " I can't see that 3D man."}, {"start": 14152.26, "end": 14158.26, "text": " I can't..."}, {"start": 14158.26, "end": 14163.26, "text": " Now I'm just going to transition in a smooth way to that blue."}, {"start": 14166.26, "end": 14170.26, "text": " Okay, I did it. Now we can die, although never make it again."}, {"start": 14182.26, "end": 14185.26, "text": " That is honestly impressive."}, {"start": 14188.26, "end": 14190.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14194.78, "end": 14196.78, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 14199.26, "end": 14201.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14201.26, "end": 14203.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14214.94, "end": 14221.380000000001, "text": " Ah, yeah fuck this meatball. I'm gonna fuck this meatball"}, {"start": 14221.380000000001, "end": 14221.880000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14228.380000000001, "end": 14229.740000000002, "text": " Hey, how are you doing now?"}, {"start": 14229.740000000002, "end": 14231.460000000001, "text": " I'm real people, really sick shit, man."}, {"start": 14231.460000000001, "end": 14233.02, "text": " Poland blood trail!"}, {"start": 14234.640000000001, "end": 14235.640000000001, "text": " Poland this."}, {"start": 14237.660000000002, "end": 14238.86, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 14243.060000000001, "end": 14243.560000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14251.380000000001, "end": 14262.78, "text": " Where the fuck am I going there?"}, {"start": 14262.78, "end": 14265.28, "text": " Where the fuck am I going?"}, {"start": 14265.28, "end": 14268.28, "text": " Oh, okay, Samus."}, {"start": 14268.28, "end": 14293.28, "text": " They're stressing me with the rockets alright, but I would have gotten out of there."}, {"start": 14293.28, "end": 14312.2, "text": " Okay, I get it now"}, {"start": 14323.28, "end": 14325.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14340.560000000001, "end": 14342.560000000001, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 14353.28, "end": 14363.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14363.28, "end": 14373.28, "text": " Yeah, let's try that again."}, {"start": 14373.28, "end": 14381.28, "text": " Dude, that's so fast."}, {"start": 14381.28, "end": 14394.28, "text": " It's like they want you to go fast."}, {"start": 14394.28, "end": 14401.28, "text": " What is that dude?"}, {"start": 14401.28, "end": 14413.28, "text": " This is the part that's really hard to see."}, {"start": 14413.28, "end": 14415.28, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 14415.28, "end": 14417.28, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 14417.28, "end": 14419.28, "text": " Don't drop!"}, {"start": 14419.28, "end": 14421.28, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 14421.28, "end": 14423.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14423.28, "end": 14446.800000000001, "text": " I'm impressed, not impressed."}, {"start": 14446.800000000001, "end": 14453.800000000001, "text": " Slice him dog!"}, {"start": 14453.800000000001, "end": 14462.800000000001, "text": " Okay, I can't even go down this side of him."}, {"start": 14492.800000000001, "end": 14521.800000000001, "text": " Oh, for fucking sake."}, {"start": 14521.800000000001, "end": 14524.800000000001, "text": " I have to chill here."}, {"start": 14524.800000000001, "end": 14528.800000000001, "text": " I will simply run."}, {"start": 14528.800000000001, "end": 14531.800000000001, "text": " Jump, jump."}, {"start": 14543.800000000001, "end": 14547.800000000001, "text": " I'm beginning to think that guy hates women."}, {"start": 14551.800000000001, "end": 14580.800000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 14580.800000000001, "end": 14582.800000000001, "text": " So they're not going."}, {"start": 14610.800000000001, "end": 14617.800000000001, "text": " Okay, that was, uh, what?"}, {"start": 14617.800000000001, "end": 14622.800000000001, "text": " Over there?"}, {"start": 14622.800000000001, "end": 14626.800000000001, "text": " Over there?"}, {"start": 14626.800000000001, "end": 14633.800000000001, "text": " Uh, over there?"}, {"start": 14633.800000000001, "end": 14655.240000000002, "text": " Okay, it's gonna pour, and then it's gonna pour, and then it's gonna pour!"}, {"start": 14655.24, "end": 14662.24, "text": " You'll have a four."}, {"start": 14672.6, "end": 14679.6, "text": " I'm stuck. I'm bugged. I'm bugging."}, {"start": 14685.24, "end": 14703.92, "text": " I thought that was the guy I had to go to."}, {"start": 14703.92, "end": 14706.32, "text": " Wait, there's a secret level here, right?"}, {"start": 14706.32, "end": 14708.36, "text": " If I hear the smell, bro."}, {"start": 14708.36, "end": 14715.78, "text": " Do you think I have to get shocked up by this guy?"}, {"start": 14715.78, "end": 14723.94, "text": " I don't see the... he's kind of playing."}, {"start": 14723.94, "end": 14724.94, "text": " I'm gonna..."}, {"start": 14724.94, "end": 14734.86, "text": " I don't know, I didn't see it."}, {"start": 14734.86, "end": 14738.86, "text": " There was definitely a secret level there, really."}, {"start": 14745.86, "end": 14747.86, "text": " Okay, what is this?"}, {"start": 14748.86, "end": 14751.86, "text": " I'm gonna get chopped up by this thing."}, {"start": 14764.86, "end": 14766.86, "text": " I don't know what we're doing"}, {"start": 14794.86, "end": 14804.86, "text": " Next in the TV..."}, {"start": 14804.86, "end": 14816.86, "text": " Up here you mean?"}, {"start": 14816.86, "end": 14821.86, "text": " But why would the music be over there though?"}, {"start": 14824.86, "end": 14830.86, "text": " Nah, it has to be close to this, right?"}, {"start": 14831.86, "end": 14834.86, "text": " I thought it was lost time at least."}, {"start": 14835.86, "end": 14838.86, "text": " Maybe if I knock him down?"}, {"start": 14838.86, "end": 14855.66, "text": " Well I mean I know where the real one is, I see it behind me, I see it behind me."}, {"start": 14855.66, "end": 14862.220000000001, "text": " Go ride, jump on the edge of the lake, do your turn."}, {"start": 14862.220000000001, "end": 14866.62, "text": " Oh I see it now, there, there, I see it."}, {"start": 14866.62, "end": 14868.62, "text": " All the way there."}, {"start": 14876.62, "end": 14878.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14896.62, "end": 14916.86, "text": " I think I can make this jump."}, {"start": 14916.86, "end": 14925.86, "text": " I want to jump up on this thing or do I want to jump behind me?"}, {"start": 14925.86, "end": 14946.800000000001, "text": " Okay, option one."}, {"start": 14946.800000000001, "end": 14951.400000000001, "text": " I jump up here on the right on top of this thing here."}, {"start": 14951.400000000001, "end": 14952.400000000001, "text": " Option two."}, {"start": 14952.400000000001, "end": 14955.52, "text": " I try to go behind him again."}, {"start": 14955.52, "end": 14962.52, "text": " one"}, {"start": 15045.52, "end": 15060.84, "text": " What the fuck, Snake?"}, {"start": 15060.84, "end": 15071.52, "text": " Am I Squirrel, Squirrel, Snake?"}, {"start": 15071.52, "end": 15081.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15111.52, "end": 15113.52, "text": " Bruh"}, {"start": 15141.52, "end": 15143.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15171.52, "end": 15196.800000000001, "text": " crazy fucking insane oh my god this is so cancer oh my god oh it's so cancer"}, {"start": 15196.800000000001, "end": 15198.800000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15198.800000000001, "end": 15200.800000000001, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 15200.800000000001, "end": 15205.800000000001, "text": " You fucking piece of shit game!"}, {"start": 15205.800000000001, "end": 15210.800000000001, "text": " Oh wait, I can't."}, {"start": 15210.800000000001, "end": 15214.800000000001, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 15214.800000000001, "end": 15219.800000000001, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 15219.800000000001, "end": 15224.800000000001, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 15224.800000000001, "end": 15225.800000000001, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 15225.800000000001, "end": 15232.660000000002, "text": " You find pieces in game. Oh wait, I can jump over. Oh my god. I thought it was to cancer to be true"}, {"start": 15233.960000000001, "end": 15236.460000000001, "text": " Okay, for some reason you can jump over it"}, {"start": 15237.960000000001, "end": 15239.960000000001, "text": " Okay, I didn't know I didn't know"}, {"start": 15255.800000000001, "end": 15259.080000000002, "text": " I was doing this without jumping what the fuck"}, {"start": 15285.800000000001, "end": 15289.080000000002, "text": " Alright, never fuckin' again, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 15291.28, "end": 15292.28, "text": " Squirrel."}, {"start": 15310.080000000002, "end": 15310.580000000002, "text": " K."}, {"start": 15310.58, "end": 15322.16, "text": " Oh, there he is also cosmetic."}, {"start": 15322.16, "end": 15329.48, "text": " Stick or glue him."}, {"start": 15329.48, "end": 15338.48, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 15338.48, "end": 15363.48, "text": " I didn't decide... I just played this one, no?"}, {"start": 15363.48, "end": 15366.48, "text": " Oh, I didn't finish... right."}, {"start": 15366.48, "end": 15384.48, "text": " I think the scoreup is OP, but I'm just quite used to it."}, {"start": 15384.48, "end": 15393.48, "text": " because they have this slow glide but it's like weirdly inconsistent actually"}, {"start": 15393.48, "end": 15399.48, "text": " and like sometimes I don't know"}, {"start": 15404.48, "end": 15406.48, "text": " they just stop sometimes"}, {"start": 15406.48, "end": 15413.48, "text": " He's a bit slow."}, {"start": 15413.48, "end": 15423.96, "text": " Okay, fuck this character, man."}, {"start": 15423.960000000001, "end": 15437.240000000002, "text": " Okay, fuck this character man, I don't know why he's suddenly..."}, {"start": 15437.240000000002, "end": 15439.800000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm not holding..."}, {"start": 15439.800000000001, "end": 15444.92, "text": " I'm not holding the spring, probably."}, {"start": 15444.92, "end": 15453.92, "text": " That explains a lot, I don't know, okay, okay, okay, okay, now we're onto something"}, {"start": 15453.92, "end": 15455.92, "text": " We're cooking."}, {"start": 15467.6, "end": 15469.6, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15479.36, "end": 15481.36, "text": " I hate this game."}, {"start": 15483.92, "end": 15498.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15528.92, "end": 15541.42, "text": " I just don't get what the fuck he's so efficient in his bug."}, {"start": 15541.42, "end": 15546.42, "text": " Sometimes it flows and sometimes it stops flowing."}, {"start": 15546.42, "end": 15558.42, "text": " I'm doing this wrong."}, {"start": 15558.42, "end": 15561.42, "text": " Am I doing this wrong?"}, {"start": 15572.42, "end": 15576.42, "text": " Ah, okay. This guy does so shit. Totally fucked."}, {"start": 15578.42, "end": 15580.42, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15581.42, "end": 15586.42, "text": " I think his bike, somehow. Guess it's not supposed to stop this glide."}, {"start": 15588.42, "end": 15600.42, "text": " L.R.I.K.K.N.A.D.L."}, {"start": 15600.42, "end": 15604.42, "text": " He's lying in the hole, you fucking retard."}, {"start": 15604.42, "end": 15606.42, "text": " Yeah, I know that, you fucking retard."}, {"start": 15606.42, "end": 15610.42, "text": " I'm saying that he stops, even though you keep holding the entire time."}, {"start": 15610.42, "end": 15612.42, "text": " He stops running me sometimes."}, {"start": 15618.42, "end": 15644.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15644.42, "end": 15662.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15692.42, "end": 15712.42, "text": " I don't even know, I don't even see where I'm going, where am I going, then?"}, {"start": 15712.42, "end": 15731.14, "text": " where where oh am I going behind even further behind that's great me"}, {"start": 15736.22, "end": 15739.22, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 15742.42, "end": 15746.42, "text": " Please sometimes imagine him as an escape block, not from the vagina."}, {"start": 15751.62, "end": 15752.62, "text": " Oh, there he is."}, {"start": 15770.02, "end": 15771.02, "text": " How did he do it?"}, {"start": 15772.42, "end": 15776.5, "text": " Okay, what the fuck is with these subs?"}, {"start": 15776.5, "end": 15778.58, "text": " I can't see."}, {"start": 15778.58, "end": 15793.18, "text": " Is anyone supposed to be able to see you?"}, {"start": 15793.18, "end": 15799.18, "text": " I can't see."}, {"start": 15799.18, "end": 15819.18, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15819.18, "end": 15840.66, "text": " I mean, there has to be like a transition of the circle underneath to the side of another"}, {"start": 15840.66, "end": 15843.26, "text": " jumping of the wall, likely, like."}, {"start": 15843.26, "end": 15845.26, "text": " The tank is beneath it, under me."}, {"start": 15846.6, "end": 15850.6, "text": " And I am going into and away from the town."}, {"start": 15858.6, "end": 15859.6, "text": " YAAA!"}, {"start": 15859.6, "end": 15875.6, "text": " I don't know what I did with this round, oh okay."}, {"start": 15889.6, "end": 15906.880000000001, "text": " Wow, that was very impressive by me, that was very impressive, I'm pretty sure this boss"}, {"start": 15906.880000000001, "end": 15914.880000000001, "text": " is going to be fucking ace though."}, {"start": 15914.880000000001, "end": 15928.6, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 15928.6, "end": 15946.26, "text": " I'll tell him I'm not gonna die."}, {"start": 15946.26, "end": 15948.26, "text": " ahhh"}, {"start": 15948.5, "end": 15950.5, "text": " tell them shiirani"}, {"start": 15952.24, "end": 15954.24, "text": " use your outside rooms"}, {"start": 15964.2, "end": 15964.7, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 15970.380000000001, "end": 15970.880000000001, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 15976.26, "end": 16003.26, "text": " Ah, I see how it is."}, {"start": 16003.26, "end": 16016.26, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16016.26, "end": 16036.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16036.98, "end": 16046.98, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 16046.98, "end": 16056.98, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 16056.98, "end": 16065.98, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 16065.98, "end": 16072.98, "text": " I'll be more welcome by Granos to give to Navaga, Barbara, Hattifart, Master Bruce, and Hilo."}, {"start": 16072.98, "end": 16075.98, "text": " Thank you. Thank you very much."}, {"start": 16079.98, "end": 16081.98, "text": " What do you want for me?"}, {"start": 16086.98, "end": 16088.98, "text": " Short hop, then."}, {"start": 16088.98, "end": 16112.98, "text": " Wait, hang on a second, there's like a whole new world down there."}, {"start": 16112.98, "end": 16129.98, "text": " No, I don't think so."}, {"start": 16189.98, "end": 16205.42, "text": " Going back to what I said before, about you press unnecessarily hard into your controller"}, {"start": 16205.42, "end": 16213.42, "text": " or whatever you play in these clutch games, that is even worse when you get to the short"}, {"start": 16213.42, "end": 16215.58, "text": " Wow, isn't Slime talk?"}, {"start": 16220.3, "end": 16226.18, "text": " You make it deep"}, {"start": 16273.42, "end": 16280.42, "text": " Okay, I don't really like this."}, {"start": 16303.42, "end": 16310.42, "text": " like you don't have to curve this shit man I can't see 3D"}, {"start": 16333.42, "end": 16357.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16357.42, "end": 16364.42, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 16364.42, "end": 16375.42, "text": " Okay, did I get boss now?"}, {"start": 16375.42, "end": 16388.3, "text": " Okay, is that boss now?"}, {"start": 16388.3, "end": 16406.3, "text": " false. Move to ass. The Forge Master."}, {"start": 16418.3, "end": 16434.3, "text": " Oh shit, it's coming!"}, {"start": 16434.3, "end": 16440.3, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 16470.3, "end": 16477.3, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16477.3, "end": 16481.3, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16481.3, "end": 16483.3, "text": " death"}, {"start": 16483.3, "end": 16486.3, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16486.3, "end": 16488.3, "text": " death"}, {"start": 16488.3, "end": 16490.3, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16490.3, "end": 16492.3, "text": " death"}, {"start": 16492.3, "end": 16494.3, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16494.3, "end": 16496.3, "text": " death"}, {"start": 16496.3, "end": 16498.3, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16498.3, "end": 16509.3, "text": " I couldn't see where it was."}, {"start": 16509.3, "end": 16510.3, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 16510.3, "end": 16511.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16511.3, "end": 16538.739999999998, "text": " All right, now they're choking."}, {"start": 16538.74, "end": 16558.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16588.02, "end": 16595.02, "text": " Oh, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 16595.02, "end": 16600.02, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 16600.02, "end": 16605.02, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 16605.02, "end": 16610.02, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 16610.02, "end": 16615.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16615.02, "end": 16622.02, "text": " Raaah!"}, {"start": 16629.66, "end": 16634.86, "text": " They're kids watching."}, {"start": 16634.86, "end": 16637.260000000002, "text": " Oh, damn."}, {"start": 16637.260000000002, "end": 16644.260000000002, "text": " Good stuff."}, {"start": 16645.02, "end": 16649.02, "text": " must defeat it"}, {"start": 16649.02, "end": 16653.02, "text": " elevator"}, {"start": 16653.02, "end": 16657.02, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 16657.02, "end": 16661.02, "text": " vermus veins"}, {"start": 16691.02, "end": 16693.02, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 16693.02, "end": 16700.02, "text": " I'm not gonna die."}, {"start": 16700.02, "end": 16707.02, "text": " I'm not gonna die."}, {"start": 16707.02, "end": 16714.02, "text": " I'm not gonna die."}, {"start": 16714.02, "end": 16719.02, "text": " Bruh, aim the way."}, {"start": 16719.02, "end": 16722.02, "text": " Where am I fucking going there?"}, {"start": 16722.02, "end": 16724.02, "text": " He's locked it, you know?"}, {"start": 16734.74, "end": 16736.74, "text": " I have to wait for it"}, {"start": 16736.74, "end": 16761.74, "text": " That is very tight, not a line."}, {"start": 16761.74, "end": 16766.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16766.74, "end": 16771.74, "text": " Let..."}, {"start": 16771.74, "end": 16777.74, "text": " PUT my ass on it."}, {"start": 16791.74, "end": 16816.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16846.74, "end": 16848.74, "text": " Ahhhh, right."}, {"start": 16876.74, "end": 16881.74, "text": " That was really fast."}, {"start": 16881.74, "end": 16886.74, "text": " That was very fast."}, {"start": 16886.74, "end": 16892.74, "text": " First level by the way."}, {"start": 16892.74, "end": 16897.74, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 16897.74, "end": 16904.74, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 16904.74, "end": 16911.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16927.74, "end": 16954.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16954.74, "end": 16961.74, "text": " where we going?"}, {"start": 17014.74, "end": 17024.74, "text": " fuck this shit"}, {"start": 17044.74, "end": 17054.74, "text": " Okay, just go fast. Just go fast and hard."}, {"start": 17104.74, "end": 17111.74, "text": " Not quite sure that I'm supposed to kill him here."}, {"start": 17111.74, "end": 17114.74, "text": " Oh, I see it."}, {"start": 17134.74, "end": 17162.74, "text": " It just happens sometimes."}, {"start": 17162.74, "end": 17167.74, "text": " I didn't do that. What the fuck is that? That's crazy."}, {"start": 17192.74, "end": 17207.74, "text": " Something about this soundtrack reminds me of New Gen X, so... right?"}, {"start": 17207.74, "end": 17208.74, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 17208.74, "end": 17209.74, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 17209.74, "end": 17210.74, "text": " I'll tell you when."}, {"start": 17210.74, "end": 17211.74, "text": " I'll tell you when."}, {"start": 17211.74, "end": 17212.74, "text": " Not now."}, {"start": 17212.74, "end": 17214.74, "text": " I'll tell you I'll tell you I'm not now"}, {"start": 17225.74, "end": 17230.420000000002, "text": " Not this great, maybe I can't be on this ring actually but alright this one part"}, {"start": 17242.74, "end": 17267.74, "text": " that's all related. Ah, so just like your parents."}, {"start": 17267.74, "end": 17289.38, "text": " Okay, we can do it, just relax, alright, here we go."}, {"start": 17289.38, "end": 17291.38, "text": " Mushroom Kingdom!"}, {"start": 17291.38, "end": 17293.38, "text": " And we go!"}, {"start": 17295.38, "end": 17297.38, "text": " You see?"}, {"start": 17297.38, "end": 17299.38, "text": " Never doubt the Mushroom Kingdoms."}, {"start": 17303.38, "end": 17305.38, "text": " Mr. Perkinos I have mentioned."}, {"start": 17305.38, "end": 17307.38, "text": " Hildor the Rune Ring of the Night Lullan."}, {"start": 17307.38, "end": 17309.38, "text": " We have Blimberik, King Loss,"}, {"start": 17309.38, "end": 17311.38, "text": " and Colleges of Ren Shia with the Sixth Year."}, {"start": 17311.38, "end": 17313.38, "text": " And I have my annual feasting."}, {"start": 17313.38, "end": 17315.38, "text": " Better than an annual feasting, I guess."}, {"start": 17315.38, "end": 17317.38, "text": " Come back."}, {"start": 17319.38, "end": 17322.38, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 17322.38, "end": 17325.38, "text": " I'm in Hogwarts."}, {"start": 17349.38, "end": 17361.38, "text": " I don't like this mechanic. I don't like this mechanic."}, {"start": 17361.38, "end": 17373.38, "text": " I don't like this mechanic."}, {"start": 17373.38, "end": 17375.38, "text": " Waaaaaahhhhhh!"}, {"start": 17376.120000000003, "end": 17377.620000000003, "text": " Waaaaaahhh!"}, {"start": 17377.620000000003, "end": 17378.620000000003, "text": " Waaaaaahhh!"}, {"start": 17382.18, "end": 17382.68, "text": " Oof!"}, {"start": 17394.280000000002, "end": 17395.780000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17403.38, "end": 17428.38, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17428.38, "end": 17432.38, "text": " Then where was I?"}, {"start": 17432.38, "end": 17439.38, "text": " This lady gets me man."}, {"start": 17462.38, "end": 17489.38, "text": " if"}, {"start": 17489.38, "end": 17519.3, "text": " okay just taking nice and easy alright and then if we"}, {"start": 17519.3, "end": 17526.3, "text": " I can't see."}, {"start": 17549.3, "end": 17560.739999999998, "text": " I have no depth perception for this shit. I don't know if you guys can see this or"}, {"start": 17560.739999999998, "end": 17576.98, "text": " not, but they are very... I really feel like my suggestion would have been good, but"}, {"start": 17576.98, "end": 17580.98, "text": " They have a... okay, that's right, that."}, {"start": 17580.98, "end": 17584.98, "text": " But they have a..."}, {"start": 17584.98, "end": 17591.98, "text": " horizontal indicator too, not just vertical under..."}, {"start": 17591.98, "end": 17594.98, "text": " the beard."}, {"start": 17606.98, "end": 17613.98, "text": " Hey, no this part."}, {"start": 17613.98, "end": 17620.98, "text": " You hear it?"}, {"start": 17620.98, "end": 17624.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17624.98, "end": 17631.98, "text": " You hear it?"}, {"start": 17631.98, "end": 17638.98, "text": " It's a common chord progression, okay nerd."}, {"start": 17661.98, "end": 17663.98, "text": " First try!"}, {"start": 17691.98, "end": 17697.98, "text": " It is easy and super meatloft."}, {"start": 17697.98, "end": 17702.98, "text": " Yes and no."}, {"start": 17708.98, "end": 17714.98, "text": " It's easier in the sense that the map design is much more basic because of the element of 3D."}, {"start": 17717.98, "end": 17720.98, "text": " But it's harder because it's 3D."}, {"start": 17721.98, "end": 17728.98, "text": " the mixers"}, {"start": 17730.42, "end": 17733.7, "text": " but objectively speaking"}, {"start": 17733.7, "end": 17741.18, "text": " not having me fisting it, I think this is harder"}, {"start": 17741.18, "end": 17742.22, "text": " again"}, {"start": 17742.22, "end": 17745.32, "text": " because of 3D in camera"}, {"start": 17745.32, "end": 17746.56, "text": " I don't even know what this is"}, {"start": 17746.56, "end": 17749.5, "text": " it's like artificial"}, {"start": 17749.5, "end": 17753.5, "text": " artificially uh..."}, {"start": 17753.5, "end": 17756.5, "text": " artificial difficulty"}, {"start": 17779.5, "end": 17789.5, "text": " Oh my god. I hate to love it."}, {"start": 17789.5, "end": 17801.5, "text": " The bosses are kinda hard."}, {"start": 17801.5, "end": 17820.42, "text": " I think that in Super Mephari normal it's always the side scroller on the bosses I forgot."}, {"start": 17820.420000000002, "end": 17825.22, "text": " Now it's kinda like a little bit of this and a little that, but it's not always like a side story."}, {"start": 17841.100000000002, "end": 17843.100000000002, "text": " Dude, delay it longer!"}, {"start": 17843.100000000002, "end": 17847.500000000004, "text": " You fucking lava coming, bitch-ass Q, fucker!"}, {"start": 17850.420000000002, "end": 17858.420000000002, "text": " HA HA!"}, {"start": 17858.420000000002, "end": 17861.420000000002, "text": " Same one fucker."}, {"start": 17861.420000000002, "end": 17877.920000000002, "text": " The problem with this fucking map is that you have to fucking wait on this fucking"}, {"start": 17877.920000000002, "end": 17884.920000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17891.84, "end": 17893.08, "text": " bucket"}, {"start": 17893.08, "end": 17898.480000000003, "text": " bucket and just gonna jump on the right one"}, {"start": 17898.480000000003, "end": 17899.480000000003, "text": " I got it all figured out"}, {"start": 17899.48, "end": 17901.48, "text": " There you go, first try."}, {"start": 17909.48, "end": 17912.48, "text": " I got it all figured out!"}, {"start": 17913.48, "end": 17915.48, "text": " You piece of shit!"}, {"start": 17920.48, "end": 17922.48, "text": " Where am I going?"}, {"start": 17925.48, "end": 17927.48, "text": " First try! What did I say?"}, {"start": 17927.48, "end": 17929.48, "text": " What did I say?"}, {"start": 17948.48, "end": 17950.48, "text": " I skipped that."}, {"start": 17950.48, "end": 17963.68, "text": " Overconfidence is a slow one, still it's a killer."}, {"start": 17963.68, "end": 17973.68, "text": " I think there's way more skip potential loading this game for speedrunning purposes."}, {"start": 17973.68, "end": 17986.68, "text": " Assuming you're into that, like, uh, real degenerate freak."}, {"start": 18003.68, "end": 18010.68, "text": " I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, but"}, {"start": 18033.68, "end": 18047.84, "text": " I'll take that. Because I'm gonna first try this bitch!"}, {"start": 18047.84, "end": 18048.34, "text": " No"}, {"start": 18049.58, "end": 18050.08, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 18050.08, "end": 18051.08, "text": " I'm gonna die here"}, {"start": 18077.84, "end": 18098.2, "text": " This map is not part of it, it was down below there fun."}, {"start": 18098.2, "end": 18099.2, "text": " I'm choking."}, {"start": 18099.2, "end": 18100.2, "text": " I'm choking."}, {"start": 18100.2, "end": 18101.2, "text": " I'm choking."}, {"start": 18101.2, "end": 18102.2, "text": " I'm choking."}, {"start": 18132.2, "end": 18161.2, "text": " That was pretty good, that was pretty good"}, {"start": 18191.2, "end": 18218.2, "text": " I don't know what I am."}, {"start": 18278.2, "end": 18285.2, "text": " I really can't see my character now."}, {"start": 18308.2, "end": 18317.2, "text": " Fuck you, the stick!"}, {"start": 18317.2, "end": 18329.2, "text": " The boss in this area must be real cancer."}, {"start": 18329.2, "end": 18330.2, "text": " Portals, okay, portals."}, {"start": 18330.2, "end": 18337.2, "text": " Let it be known that I have a portal one more rep here."}, {"start": 18360.2, "end": 18362.2, "text": " What's the plan?"}, {"start": 18362.2, "end": 18392.0, "text": " I hate when you do that, but also, what is this?"}, {"start": 18392.0, "end": 18399.0, "text": " It's Shane. Is it a chains? I can break these cuffs. I can break those cuffs. I can break"}, {"start": 18482.0, "end": 18507.0, "text": " Okay, now it's just tilt, now it's simply tilt."}, {"start": 18507.0, "end": 18514.0, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18514.0, "end": 18521.0, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18551.0, "end": 18558.0, "text": " I don't know why this is such a tilt map, but it is such a tilt map."}, {"start": 18558.0, "end": 18584.48, "text": " Come in."}, {"start": 18584.48, "end": 18587.16, "text": " Why do you have these portals, man?"}, {"start": 18587.16, "end": 18594.16, "text": " The only hard part about it is fucking seeing where the fuck you are in the ratio."}, {"start": 18617.16, "end": 18634.84, "text": " You can't unhear the near genics."}, {"start": 18634.84, "end": 18636.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18652.44, "end": 18654.44, "text": " Know they will move"}, {"start": 18694.84, "end": 18701.84, "text": " What is our sails?"}, {"start": 18724.84, "end": 18731.84, "text": " all of us right there"}, {"start": 18735.84, "end": 18742.84, "text": " all of us right there"}, {"start": 18754.84, "end": 18772.84, "text": " fuck man"}, {"start": 18772.84, "end": 18781.84, "text": " there is no chill on this guys"}, {"start": 18781.84, "end": 18783.84, "text": " chill on the pill"}, {"start": 18788.84, "end": 18792.84, "text": " that's insane man, can I spell this please?"}, {"start": 18811.84, "end": 18815.28, "text": " Okay, I'm dead."}, {"start": 18815.28, "end": 18820.64, "text": " You might think I'm dead, but I am the best!"}, {"start": 18820.64, "end": 18828.72, "text": " Simply the best, the best, the best, the best!"}, {"start": 18828.72, "end": 18832.72, "text": " 14. Boss time after this one."}, {"start": 18843.72, "end": 18846.72, "text": " I can't see anything. I'm dead."}, {"start": 18918.72, "end": 18930.72, "text": " I don't want to die."}, {"start": 18930.72, "end": 18933.72, "text": " Oh, I'll be bossed."}, {"start": 18933.72, "end": 18935.72, "text": " All right boss."}, {"start": 18935.72, "end": 18938.72, "text": " Let's go boss."}, {"start": 18938.72, "end": 18941.72, "text": " Wait, why is there no boss?"}, {"start": 18941.72, "end": 18944.72, "text": " Oh, there's boss."}, {"start": 18944.72, "end": 18959.72, "text": " Really cute and work from music in both games, I know that's why you're here, oh my god."}, {"start": 18959.72, "end": 18960.72, "text": " Lazy."}, {"start": 18960.72, "end": 18965.800000000003, "text": " Control C, Control B."}, {"start": 18965.800000000003, "end": 18968.72, "text": " Just like fucking expedition third treatment."}, {"start": 18968.72, "end": 18971.72, "text": " Okay, boss time, mega-tlary."}, {"start": 19028.72, "end": 19043.72, "text": " Oh shit, they need my straps."}, {"start": 19043.72, "end": 19063.72, "text": " Very good, very good."}, {"start": 19073.72, "end": 19076.72, "text": " Amen."}, {"start": 19103.72, "end": 19116.72, "text": " what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck"}, {"start": 19116.72, "end": 19118.72, "text": " bruh"}, {"start": 19146.72, "end": 19171.04, "text": " Okay, we're bringing a little bit of sin in here."}, {"start": 19171.04, "end": 19173.04, "text": " Let's see what the fuck"}, {"start": 19188.36, "end": 19190.600000000002, "text": " Doesn't have to spawn that right on me"}, {"start": 19201.04, "end": 19203.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19203.04, "end": 19205.04, "text": " Alright, alright, alright."}, {"start": 19205.04, "end": 19207.04, "text": " Now it's clean."}, {"start": 19207.04, "end": 19209.04, "text": " Clean things with the new room."}, {"start": 19209.04, "end": 19211.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19211.04, "end": 19213.04, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 19213.04, "end": 19215.04, "text": " This time for sure."}, {"start": 19215.04, "end": 19217.04, "text": " 100%."}, {"start": 19217.04, "end": 19219.04, "text": " 99%."}, {"start": 19219.04, "end": 19221.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19221.04, "end": 19223.04, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 19223.04, "end": 19225.04, "text": " This time for sure."}, {"start": 19225.04, "end": 19227.04, "text": " 100%."}, {"start": 19227.04, "end": 19229.04, "text": " 99%."}, {"start": 19229.04, "end": 19236.04, "text": " And what the fuck, I jumped!"}, {"start": 19259.04, "end": 19266.04, "text": " In Sanjay, why am I getting hit by that?"}, {"start": 19266.04, "end": 19273.04, "text": " I'm getting fun dude."}, {"start": 19273.04, "end": 19280.04, "text": " I'm getting fun."}, {"start": 19280.04, "end": 19287.04, "text": " I'm getting fun."}, {"start": 19287.04, "end": 19292.04, "text": " I'm getting farmed."}, {"start": 19298.04, "end": 19303.04, "text": " I'm pressing job. Okay, maybe I have to do the screwing job."}, {"start": 19347.04, "end": 19365.48, "text": " I'm jumping okay I have to go I think I have to go out of there"}, {"start": 19365.48, "end": 19372.48, "text": " That's the problem, that's the problem, I'm too close, I just get picked."}, {"start": 19395.48, "end": 19421.28, "text": " I don't know why it is so hard for me."}, {"start": 19421.28, "end": 19422.28, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 19425.539999999997, "end": 19426.539999999997, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19438.84, "end": 19439.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19481.28, "end": 19510.28, "text": " Okay, run."}, {"start": 19510.28, "end": 19522.28, "text": " Okay. Fuck you, bitch."}, {"start": 19522.28, "end": 19527.28, "text": " Let's try."}, {"start": 19540.28, "end": 19550.28, "text": " 3.6 deaths."}, {"start": 19550.28, "end": 19557.28, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 19557.28, "end": 19558.28, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 19558.28, "end": 19561.28, "text": " 11 more finished."}, {"start": 19561.28, "end": 19568.28, "text": " Mega Flurry."}, {"start": 19568.28, "end": 19569.28, "text": " 3.6 deaths."}, {"start": 19569.28, "end": 19574.28, "text": " Let's scan it up."}, {"start": 19574.28, "end": 19576.28, "text": " My hand hurts"}, {"start": 19581.28, "end": 19586.92, "text": " All right, we'll chill here. We have another middle game so I can not cramp up my arm"}, {"start": 19589.36, "end": 19591.36, "text": " More"}, {"start": 19591.68, "end": 19593.68, "text": " Here"}, {"start": 19594.059999999998, "end": 19599.64, "text": " Not bad not bad, but I prefer the the normal super mid-point 2d"}, {"start": 19599.64, "end": 19610.46, "text": " 2d 2d all right let's see here clown field six that looks like a clown game"}, {"start": 19610.46, "end": 19633.219999999998, "text": " Okay, I have to remove this controller, out and about, okay, Clown Field 6, where is 1,"}, {"start": 19633.22, "end": 19640.22, "text": " from five"}, {"start": 19654.460000000003, "end": 19661.460000000003, "text": " uh... what the hell is happening"}, {"start": 19663.22, "end": 19689.22, "text": " 20k in Q, ok clown 393, oof, very optimistic of them to think that quick play will work."}, {"start": 19689.22, "end": 19704.780000000002, "text": " Push to talk detection."}, {"start": 19704.78, "end": 19711.78, "text": " feel of view how about a 90 on the bitch okay"}, {"start": 19713.98, "end": 19716.98, "text": " quickly"}, {"start": 19719.46, "end": 19722.46, "text": " quickly"}, {"start": 19722.46, "end": 19725.46, "text": " I did it"}, {"start": 19725.46, "end": 19729.46, "text": " I guess not there"}, {"start": 19729.46, "end": 19742.98, "text": " server browser i'm sure legacy lobby yeah when this game is better than the"}, {"start": 19742.98, "end": 19746.46, "text": " motherfucker"}, {"start": 19759.46, "end": 19769.739999999998, "text": " okay password there's no password because you cannot type anything"}, {"start": 19769.74, "end": 19772.74, "text": " Townfield 6, 720, okay."}, {"start": 19774.74, "end": 19775.74, "text": " Try to find it."}, {"start": 19776.74, "end": 19779.74, "text": " Amongst all zero, love is very limited too."}, {"start": 19780.74, "end": 19781.74, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 19783.74, "end": 19785.74, "text": " What's disabled?"}, {"start": 19789.74, "end": 19791.74, "text": " Layers needed."}, {"start": 19792.74, "end": 19793.74, "text": " 12."}, {"start": 19796.74, "end": 19797.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19797.74, "end": 19808.7, "text": " skirmish sorry what is what are the what are the what is the normal battlefield mode is it that conquest"}, {"start": 19808.7, "end": 19826.02, "text": " what is skirmish? it's conquest. what is skirmish? does anyone know? no. we'll just do conquest then"}, {"start": 19826.02, "end": 19846.420000000002, "text": " Okay, I'm ready."}, {"start": 19846.420000000002, "end": 19848.420000000002, "text": " are so he thought."}, {"start": 19862.420000000002, "end": 19864.420000000002, "text": " I created a lobby."}, {"start": 19864.420000000002, "end": 19878.54, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 19878.54, "end": 19887.420000000002, "text": " It's surely a part of the parody, unless you still met up for me, man."}, {"start": 19887.420000000002, "end": 19889.420000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19889.420000000002, "end": 19894.420000000002, "text": " Ah, fortune. Conquest."}, {"start": 19910.420000000002, "end": 19915.420000000002, "text": " I played good money for this game. And the password. I don't think so."}, {"start": 19915.420000000002, "end": 19917.420000000002, "text": " Okay. Password is..."}, {"start": 19917.420000000002, "end": 19919.420000000002, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 19919.420000000002, "end": 19921.420000000002, "text": " Loot."}, {"start": 19922.420000000002, "end": 19924.420000000002, "text": " It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 19927.420000000002, "end": 19930.420000000002, "text": " Uhhh... It just won't create..."}, {"start": 19930.420000000002, "end": 19933.420000000002, "text": " a fucking game."}, {"start": 19934.420000000002, "end": 19936.420000000002, "text": " Try Restoring."}, {"start": 19936.420000000002, "end": 19940.420000000002, "text": " Okay. I will try Restoring the game. I'm sure that..."}, {"start": 19940.420000000002, "end": 19948.420000000002, "text": " We'll be able to play together after that in this miniscule game that we found."}, {"start": 19950.420000000002, "end": 19954.420000000002, "text": " On the actual 4th test."}, {"start": 19956.420000000002, "end": 19957.420000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19963.420000000002, "end": 19965.420000000002, "text": " I had a huge test though."}, {"start": 19970.420000000002, "end": 19994.420000000002, "text": " Alright, we're in, seems to be quite popular now, range, multiplayer, lobby."}, {"start": 19994.420000000002, "end": 19996.420000000002, "text": " Parampam, Parampam!"}, {"start": 20001.980000000003, "end": 20003.18, "text": " Final region."}, {"start": 20004.620000000003, "end": 20007.500000000004, "text": " I'll be honest, I think this game is bad."}, {"start": 20008.980000000003, "end": 20014.820000000003, "text": " But I think this game is simply..."}, {"start": 20014.820000000003, "end": 20015.820000000003, "text": " ...bad."}, {"start": 20024.420000000002, "end": 20048.18, "text": " 3 players, where do you see that?"}, {"start": 20048.18, "end": 20053.18, "text": " You could join the lobby. What lobby? I haven't created anything. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 20053.18, "end": 20056.18, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 20057.18, "end": 20061.18, "text": " Multiplayer lobby. Sorry. Multiplayer."}, {"start": 20062.18, "end": 20065.18, "text": " Okay, wait. Can someone else make a game?"}, {"start": 20066.18, "end": 20068.18, "text": " Someone else might make a game."}, {"start": 20078.18, "end": 20092.420000000002, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 20092.420000000002, "end": 20105.74, "text": " I don't see any."}, {"start": 20105.74, "end": 20118.600000000002, "text": " battlefield experience was it even I'll be honest wasn't even it was a cute to"}, {"start": 20118.600000000002, "end": 20123.2, "text": " get in but not that you stayed in right at least I did not have a bad stream of"}, {"start": 20123.2, "end": 20132.980000000003, "text": " children or not USA East bro why you saying USA East man as if that's"}, {"start": 20132.98, "end": 20147.52, "text": " gonna change anything oh shit wait is it my game oh okay use at least go 134"}, {"start": 20147.52, "end": 20156.8, "text": " paint I can't join I'm doing okay Clankers the people and the people and"}, {"start": 20156.8, "end": 20158.8, "text": " I'm the director's."}, {"start": 20158.8, "end": 20160.8, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 20160.8, "end": 20162.8, "text": " Guns me?"}, {"start": 20170.8, "end": 20172.8, "text": " Yo, I swear."}, {"start": 20172.8, "end": 20174.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20178.8, "end": 20180.8, "text": " I'm broke."}, {"start": 20182.8, "end": 20184.8, "text": " Wait, am I? We're still on my own."}, {"start": 20186.8, "end": 20193.8, "text": " I'm human so we have to kill..."}, {"start": 20193.8, "end": 20197.8, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 20197.8, "end": 20202.8, "text": " Wait, I have human arms in POV, but I am a robot."}, {"start": 20202.8, "end": 20204.8, "text": " This is so weird."}, {"start": 20204.8, "end": 20211.8, "text": " I am a team robot, but why do I have human hands when I'm looking first person?"}, {"start": 20217.8, "end": 20218.8, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 20219.8, "end": 20220.8, "text": " X."}, {"start": 20220.8, "end": 20221.8, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 20222.8, "end": 20223.8, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 20238.8, "end": 20240.8, "text": " Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh."}, {"start": 20240.8, "end": 20242.8, "text": " Hey, how do you get this sniper?"}, {"start": 20246.8, "end": 20250.8, "text": " Dude, the audio in this game is so fucking bad."}, {"start": 20253.8, "end": 20254.8, "text": " Go back!"}, {"start": 20254.8, "end": 20255.8, "text": " Ah, for fuck's sake."}, {"start": 20269.8, "end": 20270.8, "text": " Cosmetic."}, {"start": 20271.8, "end": 20272.8, "text": " Both of them, bitch."}, {"start": 20276.8, "end": 20278.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20291.52, "end": 20299.0, "text": " Like a kid or is this just being breaking for everyone"}, {"start": 20306.8, "end": 20333.899999999998, "text": " I can't even press escape, I can't even leave, I'm pressing F, I'm pressing escape."}, {"start": 20333.9, "end": 20340.9, "text": " i just want to play clown field six"}, {"start": 20346.940000000002, "end": 20348.140000000003, "text": " all right gage gage"}, {"start": 20348.140000000003, "end": 20354.34, "text": " fucking that's fucking amazing man"}, {"start": 20354.34, "end": 20356.300000000003, "text": " you guys have been helping me man"}, {"start": 20356.300000000003, "end": 20357.300000000003, "text": " welcome"}, {"start": 20357.300000000003, "end": 20359.06, "text": " ken world all torch chief"}, {"start": 20359.06, "end": 20360.34, "text": " really"}, {"start": 20360.34, "end": 20360.86, "text": " we got"}, {"start": 20360.86, "end": 20365.86, "text": " Doodle, Shmoop, Dynamic, Funt, Mumbler, and Wobby, thank you."}, {"start": 20366.7, "end": 20368.7, "text": " I'm gonna piss a little bit out today."}, {"start": 20368.7, "end": 20370.18, "text": " I had a little game, but..."}, {"start": 20372.260000000002, "end": 20375.22, "text": " I'm done, so, I'm done, so, I'm done, so, I'm done, so,"}, {"start": 20375.22, "end": 20376.34, "text": " I'm done, so, all right."}, {"start": 20379.58, "end": 20383.22, "text": " Tomorrow we shall make a glorious return, however."}, {"start": 20384.34, "end": 20387.22, "text": " But that is then, thank you guys for watching."}, {"start": 20387.22, "end": 20389.34, "text": " Thanks for the subs, re-subs."}, {"start": 20389.34, "end": 20392.0, "text": " Let us give it some bitcoins."}, {"start": 20392.0, "end": 20394.84, "text": " All right, I'll see you guys tomorrow."}, {"start": 20394.84, "end": 20395.96, "text": " Okay, tomorrow."}, {"start": 20395.96, "end": 20398.24, "text": " Tomorrow I'm going to be, yes."}, {"start": 20398.24, "end": 20401.98, "text": " All right, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye."}]}