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Good morning Motherfucker, morning Motherfucker.
I am more than a vain base.
Do not be moralized.
Sorry, I forgot my stream.
Hello?
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Is a rat-wretzen-porsen.
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pepsi dog, if I get it creeper place, got a Zerny, and B Trigger, much appreciated, much appreciated.
What shirt is that? This is the original Forcin' Shirt.
The Al-Originan, first edition, limited edition.
Here's a fucking sitcom link. It's so fucking funny and hilarious, boss. I know you love these.
Don't try to make it seem like you don't also what do you think about hungry ink?
I'm hungry to I am I am pretty hungry actually that's why I have nuts cottage cheese and almond butter today
he believed it I was out of fruit like banana so I had some butter even though
it's fairly high in saturated fat I figured I'd have myself a little
some treats
They good
Almond butter equals fruit replacement. No, it's it has nothing to do with each other, but
I don't have enough mass my plate
Uh, the stores are closed.
I only know 25 letters in the alphabet.
I don't know why. Let it.
I don't know the letter why.
Here's another fucking sitcom link force.
You're welcome for yesterday.
It doesn't know why.
Good.
New Metro game officially announced, titled Metro 2039, Xbox will be a full one hour gameplay
will be on April 16th 8pm at 10pm.
New Metro games are pretty good.
There's a lot of shit going down on the 16th I think.
is that the play state of play showcase too right and then is the there's some
game releasing as well
new rival zero black cat releasing tomorrow
Very nice. The Mickey Mouse shooter one. I mean like the PI, the Private Investigator
Cuphead style. Someone said the Sandbox game releases them too, but I haven't looked it
up I think. Look, I just understood the days.
Build them and know Ash's creation, 3.2 million Kickstarter funds, and let them spend on private
chefs and trading cards.
Yes.
Trump post AI image which depicts him as Jesus.
Maybe it's the second coming of Jesus.
x proposed to his long-term girlfriend oh shit that's a name I hadn't heard in a
while windrows released tomorrow private pirate survival game is pretty good
it's early x so was it multiplayer or no it was like only cope right not not PvP
Oh
Oh, they call
Ah
All right
Good to know, anything else now newsworthy happening today, tomorrow maybe?
I'm firing the Pope.
Trump said the Pope isn't America first, oh no shit.
If he doesn't put God first, it's not much of a pope.
Alright, well...
But the Pope is American and he's a protest country above all else.
So what might think if they are American?
Hello, Force. I missed a clarification for why you need audio clip for a shirt.
Do you think we are artistic enough to put a speaker on a shirt with a button that plays it?
Yeah. Yeah, I do. I very much do.
You are not wrong, then please clarify.
Let's see here we have a personal links chat or some links proof of autism arrives now
Hello.
It's in Bridget Joe's Diary.
who paid to win.
This is a word team play.
Agitate you.
And we have just the thing for you.
Introducing Tryndamere.
Now modestly priced.
13.15.
Champions.
Designed solely for solo queue.
Lose friends and alienate people.
While you climb the ranks of Bronze Hell.
The character was built based on a design made by Riot Game CEO
Mark Tryndamere Merrill.
which was later retouched and modified by an animation sweatshop in Osaka.
Awesome. And Bazinda is the play-assign of the show.
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Valerius.
Trinamere's lore is compelling.
With over 50 words handpicked from the English language, his story is one for the ages.
After some fag with dick-sucking lips kills his entire tribe...
Trinamere goes on a revenge quest in search of retribution to kill one of the weakest characters in the game.
Oh, and he's married to Ash, which is meant to be an in-game tie-in for Merrill's wife, Ashley,
who's called the Frost Archer in reference to the fact that she's extremely frigid in bed.
In one press statement regarding his wife, Mark allegedly said,
would a blowjob in the last year be too much to ask?
Ashley, Trindamere is made with patented fuck-your-shit-up technology.
Much like a woman, the longer you ignore Trindamere, the more increasingly difficult he becomes to deal with.
Turnimere's passive allows him to gain critical strike chance as he gets angrier.
To capitalize on this benefit, we should never not be fighting, as this is the mark of a bad player.
Turnimere's Q allows him to instantly consume his anger as health, sustaining himself in the same way as the Elderly.
Additionally, the passive on Q gives him extra attack damage per percent of missing health, which is why most competitors...
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Twenty years ago, when
This is a message to all American infidels prepare to die in a sea of holy fire you will
be punished for your decadent ways on the first day of Radaman you
What did I just say, what did I say, Radaman, Ramazan, what is that, what is that, maybe
Dennis Radaman is going to punish you with his crazy hair.
No, what's that?
Right, right, yeah, no, okay, okay, let's go again, okay, this is a message to all the
I'm not going to be able to do it now, I'm not going to get all the laughs out, I'm going to go all the laughs out.
Okay, alright. Stop making that face over there! What are you doing? You mix that face and it makes me laugh.
I'll give you a minute, just turn around, turn around.
I don't care where you look, just look over there.
Okay, all right, they're cracking up over there.
Okay, oh yeah, you're looking snickering over there,
mister, I can't do a suicide bombing because I'm sick.
He got a note from his doctor.
He brought a note from his doctor.
It's a suicide bombing.
Okay, all right, here we go, here we go.
This is a good old serious now, okay.
Dead to death.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Oh, come on. Now you're just trying to make it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look, look, look, look at it. Rub it chicken, you know?
I just do like the whole tape with this in my hand, you know?
Just sort it like with the chicken right here because everyone would be like,
What the hell? What is...
No, stop it!
Just let him do it. Let him do the tape.
Don't play me with the chicken.
He wants it. Oh, no, no, no, no. Actually, no, you know me better.
Wait, wait, wait. Just walk out like this.
I just come out like this, but just like all serious, like completely serious, like I don't even know I'm wearing them.
They're through America. What? What are you looking at? Do I have something on my face?
Right here? I'm just wearing my regular glasses, I always wear these.
It's me in the 80s movie, right?
Hello, Fawesome. It's me again, the Israeli Jew. I'm here to lecture you on the
chat on anti-Semitism again. This is a very respected rabbi of ours. Listen to him carefully.
No violates.
So what do the all right really think about different groups in America I think you have
have a basic idea, but it is very interesting to see it sort of quantified, and especially
now we have some psychological research about how self-identified members of the alt-right
rank different groups.
So you might think, oh, they hate everybody, and that is largely the case.
Everybody who's not white, but they do have some preferences, and I think that they're
very interesting.
So we've got the results of a new study by professors at University of Alabama.
We're going to see a really interesting new way to get to the core of what people think
about different groups.
You're going to see a little picture with some bars.
The basic idea is that the people, again, this is, you have a control group or not
alt-right, and then you have members who say that they're alt-right.
And they have this little thing here where they're supposed to grab those sliders for
each one.
So, for instance, for Swedes, how evolved do you think this group is?
And the more to the right you put them, the more evolved you think that they are.
And they get this for a whole ton of different groups and individuals.
And here is how, again, self-described members of the alt-right ended up ranking different
groups.
at a 55.4 out of 100 baron 9. Democrats at 60. Black people at 65 roughly. Mexicans slightly
higher. Journalists are even lower. They're down below Democrats. They're 58 percent.
Jews 73. Feminists at 57. So to give you an idea, I would not have expected this. They
actually prefer African Americans to journalists. They prefer Jews to feminists actually by a
a significant chunk which is really interesting. I'm a feminist journalist. I'm a feminist
Jewish journalist so I don't know. I'm free. I'm actually hanging in there because believe
it or not they have Turks. Yeah I know. 63.88%. We are right underneath black people but above
Democrats. That is interesting. We're between blacks and democrats. I also shout out to
these races for knowing that Arabs and Muslims aren't the same. I mean I'm sure they didn't
come up with the categories. And don't ask them for more specifics than that. I just
gotta say two more things though about the racial categories because I'm so deeply amused
by them. I guess which nations who are fairly well, the Russians, they were fairly high
on that standard. But above the Russians and above even Christians and certainly women
is Swedes. How is that for ironic because the Swedish are quite socialist? So it isn't
about ideology. It isn't about politics. The Swedes are about as socialist as you get.
But they're also about as white as you get. Well, that's why the Swedes aren't at 100.
You could get to 100 because you've got the socialism. Now, I want to give you a point
of comparison for the alt-right. You've got those numbers for all those different groups.
people were scored at 91.8%.
Even they don't think that us whites are fully evolved necessarily, before higher than others.
And the comparison group, these are people that are not members of the alt-right.
They score all groups in the 80s or 90s on average, so the alt-writers were nearly a
full standard deviation more extreme than others.
And along really fast, before commentary, I have just two individuals that I think are
really interesting.
So Donald Trump was actually put on there.
He's in an 82 in evolution, by the way, which means extremely involved, but not as much
as other white people in general, which I think is really interesting.
It's lower than that.
And do you know, I think the lowest score any person or group got, Hillary Clinton actually
at 54.
No, my favorite is Hillary Clinton came in last, right below Muslims.
She's worse than Muslims.
Less evolved than Muslims.
I thought she would be seen by them as kind of like two evolved. You know what I mean? Like a lizard. Like a lizard or something or like something unnatural
I didn't think that they would categorize her as kind of like a
Fuck prehistoric. This is kind of nasty.
I guess she's unnatural, but I see them as the way that they see her is almost like
She's the right super cobra
She doesn't really exist and she just exists in their imagination.
This whole thing is BS.
If you responded to this, you are this least of all of state.
I'm sorry, this is you because can you imagine, you saw the people who weren't
so called no alt-right and they were all like, I don't know, 80 or 90 for all of them.
Why are you asking me about Hillary Clinton?
And then the alt-right's like, okay, yeah, I know exactly what I'm gonna say.
Like, just come on.
Government employees, awesome.
I know, what was the number of that?
Government employees is 70%.
By the way, yeah, they don't like it.
And Republicans who refuse to vote for Trump is 69.
That's a hilarious thought.
By the way, the correct answer, even the regular people
who answered it, obviously too low.
The correct answer is 100 for each category.
He doesn't know what they think.
If they ask me this study of black voices,
it's a trick question.
They're all homo sapiens, 100.
I hope they do.
You take the blue pill and the story ends.
You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep.
I take the blue pill.
Thanks for watching guys.
That's it.
Goodbye.
Go now.
Alright.
Go right this way.
This way.
What are you doing?
What are these controls?
What are you doing? What are these controls? What is happening?
When I tell you, go to the end of the row and wait for my instruction. Stay...
Okay, Morpheus.
Ooh, Morpheus. Uh-oh.
Turns out...
Follow the office.
I'm gonna actually have to put you on hold for a second, Morpheus.
Wait.
Anderson, what are you doing?
Shut up, Papa John's.
I'm that one large pepperoni pizza.
He's over here!
Shit!
Dude, get off of me! Dude!
Dude, get off of me!
I would like a one order of rent sticks.
Welcome to my world, Neo.
How's the signal?
Turn the door, buddy. I hear what I'm saying.
You do still claim to be the ultimate gamer, right?
Come on, now have you been to my YouTube channel?
See that card?
Take him out quietly so the others aren't alerted.
All right.
As we all know, the quietest way to kill a man
is to put your arms over his eyes, and then he just dies.
Dude, I was in a hard ball.
Stop it.
Hey, you guys are a bad influence.
Oh, shit.
I can't
What the fuck kind of matrix is this?
That's it I'm switching from karate to jujitsu
See that move this guy sucks so much. I don't even have to look at him
I am just an old man looking for my potato. Oh
What
I'm gonna have to take this manner.
Here we go.
Reload.
And here it comes.
Accuracy.
Good. Do it again. See what happens.
I did it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Make my back. Do it.
Do it again.
Wait, what?
Is that how you shoot? You shoot that way
and then the bullets curve off to this side?
It's just like counter strength.
Oh shit.
Is that a fall cap?
Look at this technique.
Beautiful.
Floor.
Shoots at me.
Wall.
Ceiling.
Now this technique is just this way beyond that.
I don't even recommend you guys try to use it.
And the Oscar goes to Keanu Reeves for The Matrix.
It's an agent here.
What do I do?
You idiot.
Just shoot him.
Look at that.
Don't shoot him.
You can't keep this up forever.
Oh no, I can't.
You're dead.
This is canon.
No!
What?
Okay, here we go.
They have a mirror right here.
I can't show that.
Or is that not a mirror?
That is a mirror.
No!
Yeah.
Oh!
Get out!
Did they get some kind of, uh, return?
I
Remember what do I do bro like oh my god
My dad said that I don't know what fucking like dude look at your so weird on God
Cool.
Did I hit you, girl?
Don't worry, I got something that actually did.
Move out of here, girl.
I don't know. Place me, I got cheated on in here.
She's a good person.
You got cheated on?
Was Jolly Ranch like a person?
Yeah, we were.
We were.
Why did you turn it as me, dude?
That's the kid's problem.
I'll never cheat on anybody there.
You gave Keed an idea.
Yo!
I
Wait wait
It's something for you
Some friendships might get ruined after this one is 60 months
I need a little tail, you know.
Yeah, I don't look that good.
What?
Yo, yo.
Here we go.
Put the version on.
I put the voice over.
Yo, yo.
Who's Rackage?
Rackage.
Yeah, I can't do that.
Right kind me come up.
Yo!
Yo, come on.
I'm not here.
I'm in for A, I'm in for A.
Yo.
Yo, come on.
He's so weird.
Yo, I can't do this.
Yo, I can't.
I
Cannot believe I just did it
I
Go to the tank a hand guys man, I swear to God man. I fucking hope we win this
Compensers key. Let's go guys. Thank you. And we're going in
Actually, I should be set $500 side bets
Oh, yeah, she's gonna give it to us right here.
Oh, yeah, she's gonna give me the 10k.
All right, here we go, guys.
Wish me luck.
I'm gonna do 9,000.
I'm gonna do like 700 side bets.
They can really, really hit hard, like really hit hard.
Okay, here we go, guys.
I'm gonna do it.
Okay, here we go, guys.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god. Come on. Come on, baby.
Come on. I got an ace.
Oh my god. Hit that. Hit that.
Come on. Come on, baby.
One, five, six.
Oh, that's good. That's good. Come on.
Come on, guys. Come on, baby.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
No way. I just fucking lost.
There's no way it's not rigged.
There's no fucking way, dude.
Oh my god, dude. Wow.
Oh my god. That's so fucking rigged.
Wow, that's such bullshit.
such bullshit, yes, seven into a 21, ha, ha, it just happens to be the first hand they have.
They got the cards file lined up for the, because the private table, I'm a fucking retard
for doing that, dude.
I lost 10K, have a good day guys, I'm getting off.
I fucking, I don't have a place to see this go, man.
I'm sitting, oh my God, wow.
I'm going right back to that blonde chick again, I'm going straight back to her.
Straight back there.
Actually, I don't know.
Maybe I should do two 5K hands.
No, I didn't know.
10K or two 5k hands? I don't know. I just sent it in. No, I meant like two hands meaning
like two at one time. Because I feel like, okay, the money's in guys, let's go. Here
we go guys. Wish me fucking luck. I'm going 10k. I'm just going to check the 10k hand.
Oh my god, I hope I win this man. Let's go guys. I need this. I need this. I need this.
Let's go guys. Here we go. Oh my god. Good luck guys. This is a fucking huge hand. This
This is what people make in like a quarter of a year and she like that.
Like there's not small money at all, but don't win this motherfucker.
We don't win this motherfucker.
Oh, it's straight back to her.
There we go guys.
I'm just gonna take it on it.
Here we go guys.
I already put the money in.
Can't go back now.
The six versus six.
Come on hit that data.
Why did it come on baby?
Come on 13 versus 16.
Come on baby.
Bust for me, bust for me, baby. Come on, let's go, let's go!
No way! There's no fucking way to! I just fucking want so much fucking money, dude!
Oh my god, bro. You're a fucking cheater. You're a fu- you're a piece of-
Oh my god.
Bullshit!
I'm doing another one. I'm just gonna go all in 15 days. I don't give a fuck. Take all my money. I'm deserved to be a broke loser the rest of my life.
I got all these fake people around me anyways. I fucking just want my money though.
What the fuck am I doing?
Fuck you, man. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Fucking cheating bitch.
And I just lost fucking like 25,000 dollars in the last hour. 25 bands gone.
Can you believe that? $25,000 in there.
So, DJ, so, DJ, what the fuck are you doing?
Hey, might as well show you're mind-shifting.
Now he's in two, he's in two jams, shh.
Moments.
Hey, look, amazing Spider-Man 193.
Got it.
Remember this one, Spider-Man lives is a big fight,
and his girlfriend breaks up with him.
Want me to get it for you? I'll help take your mind off things.
Hey guys, what's going on?
Well, we need to kill a couple of hours
till the next showing of time, bandits.
Oh, no problem. I was thinking of closing early and going home, but let's face it, that's just a slightly smaller lonely room filled with comic books.
Thanks, Stuart.
Awesome, this is me when I put money on your own polymarket to win against exclusive and you let me down.
She dumps you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning and you'll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one.
So the only question is, how long until you fold?
I am not gonna fold.
Excuse me, I don't think Penny's out of line at all.
You don't own her.
It's like my girlfriend says,
if you're lucky you should have put her ring on it.
Come on, at the very least,
when she found that Leonard was upset about it,
she should have backed off.
You mean like when a guy's upset
because his friend agreed to take a cooking class with him
and then doesn't show up
because he's doing a juice fast with his mother?
I didn't know you were upset about that.
Really? Did you miss all the subtle indicators like me saying Howard, I am upset?
Okay, sorry.
Maybe it means something different in this country.
Back in India it means you're upset with a guy named Howard.
I said I'm sorry.
Sorry doesn't make up for the fact that I had to make chicken and rice with this vegan guy.
Do you know what vegan chicken and rice is?
Rice.
What do you think I was having fun sitting around all night listening to my mother say,
have you ever peed so much in your life?
Oh, my God! You are such a mama's boy!
Hey, don't bring my mother into this!
You brought your mother into this!
Stop it, but you!
Oh, this fighting, I might as well be back with my parents!
Damn it, George! I told you being quit drinking, I'd leave you!
Well, I guess that makes you a liar!
You're not drunk as hell, and you're still here!
Stop gabbling! You're making Sheldon cry!
I'll tell you what's making Sheldon cry!
That I let you name him Sheldon!
Oh boy, what got him so upset?
No, sure, you can tell when Sheldon's upset.
Oh, I see you guys have found my little treasure.
Yeah, it's okay, yes.
Okay, it's magnificent.
What do you want for it?
Well, it's hard to put a price on something that's a copy of something that was on pay cable.
for my friends, let's say, 250?
Oh, that's pretty steep.
Well, it's a limited edition.
They only made 8,000 of these bad boys.
Is that only 8,000?
We're wasting precious time buying it.
Hang on.
Can you do any better?
Are you kidding?
I'm already giving you the friends and family discount.
Don't you hear that?
We're getting the friends and family discount.
We are honored, and we will take it.
Slow down.
200.
What are you doing?
250 is already a discounted price.
I tell you what, I'll go 235, felt maybe another time.
Okay, 225 is my final offer.
Thank you, thank you.
200.
Man, you're killing me.
I'm killing you, I can't breathe.
210 and I'm losing money.
Oh no, we can't let them lose money Leonard, I'm so sorry.
210 and you throw in the Ironman helmet.
Are you crazy? That helmet signed by Robert Downey Jr.
So?
Okay, if you're going to question the importance of an actor's signature on a plastic helmet
from a movie based on a comic book, then all of our lives have no meaning.
True.
Moments.
Hey, look, amazing Spider-Man 183.
Got it.
Let's get the same with the link.
Nope, this retard limp exact fucking same...
Link.
Alright, we're cutting some slack for this fucking retardation.
Oh, Batman. Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat.
Man-bat is a part-man, part-bat hybrid.
Now, if man-bat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be man-batman?
No, he'd be Batman-bat.
But wouldn't man-Batman just be a Batman that was bitten by a radioactive man?
But Batman is a man.
You're talking about a man who would have the powers of a man.
That's just man-man.
Wait, is it man-man, just man?
But what if man-man dressed as a bat?
Well, that's just Batman.
No, if a man dresses as a bat, that's Batman.
But if man-man dresses as a bat, that's Batman.
So does that answer your question?
Oh, I haven't asked it yet.
Leonard. Leonard. Leonard.
What?
I never got to ask my question about Batman.
What is it?
If Batman were bitten by a radioactive man bat,
and then fought crime disguised as man bat,
would he be man bat man bat man,
or simply man-bat-man-bat-bat-man.
Is he still wearing the Batman suit under the man-bat suit?
I'll be back.
Hey Stuart, I need to talk to you.
Sure, what's up?
I think I gave you some bad advice about Penny and I want to apologize.
Oh, no, your advice is great.
It was?
Yeah, going slow really worked.
You're kidding.
Never worked for me.
Yeah, last night at dinner I did what you told me.
It went really slow. I kept my distance.
And two bottles of wine later we were making out in my car.
Wine? I didn't say to give her wine.
It doesn't matter, because that's where it all went to hell.
During the kissing? What'd you do?
Sneezing her mouth, I did that to a girl once.
No, everything was good and really hot.
And I said, oh, Penny, and right where she was supposed to say, oh, Stewart, she said...
Your name.
Leonard?
That is your name, right?
Yeah, don't be happy.
Wow, I'm sorry.
That must have been the last thing you wanted to hear.
Oh, it beats you know I'm a dude, right?
I
Here's the fucking that's something I meant to send no further links
Is someone watching me is that you bros?
I don't know what's going on.
I'm gonna have it.
Ah, what the?
Wow.
I can't.
I'm fucking catching stuff.
I'm gonna...
Oh my god.
oh my god
so fucking good
look how many microsoft points i have
all your haters
better to fuck off
the 3g4io playing this game
nonlinear oh thank god that's fucking shit somewhere
alright what do we got
uh non-linear gameplay section
Shricks swamp, too spooky for me
what should we pick?
I'm a man, alright I can deal
oh nice we have the golden AK
where the fuck is Shrik?
get f***ed aimbot, get f***er aimbot
that explosion, nice
wow
where is Shrik swamp?
where the f*** is it?
It's my fam- What is that? What the fuck is that?
Jesus.
Alright, we blazed it up.
Alright, let's go to Shrek's Womp.
Get me! You fucking casuals!
Oh, damn.
I'm pretty sure this is what LSE feels like.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, god, nothing shit again!
I can't!
Fuck you, honk!
Please!
I can't!
why am I not in this game what the fuck fucking bullshit
get hit! whoa! oh god oh god oh god oh god
no shot it for fuck's sake
is that a f**king door? I f**king killed it for door
oh do you f**king see that?
look at this look at this
Classic. Good game.
Oh yeah, it's from my wife, Rukash, and I thank you so much.
She has a 2, 3, and 30 rounds.
If I wear your new shirt on top of the 2018 shirt and the 2015 shirt, do I get a set bonus?
Uh, yeah, you do.
I'll let you know which one it is.
That's on the order, I think.
What the fuck is that?
A syringe.
What did he say?
I see you what did he say?
Stop the take now, isn't it?
Surviving in prison.
You are easily offended.
Stop the take now.
I'm not easily offended, but it's my view.
This is a flashlight man, is that a cigarette, see if I can return.
for the top.
And you need a glove.
With the glove.
On the top.
Wrap the glove.
Now, I'm going to have to do the choice.
I'm going to press down this way.
I have my same strength and my same footing, but at least what you do when you ain't got
no one.
I thought we would have to give a shout out.
Go to tortoisespublishing.com, amazon.com, whatever.com and get that, you see.
I have to take prism out, what the fuck.
I have to say, I think I check off DJ Farmer walking back.
Hello to you too.
I'm sorry, but this is important.
What is it?
Back to the Future 2 was in the Back to the Future 3 case.
In fact, the Future 3 would get this.
In the Back to the Future 2 case.
So?
So did you do that?
Or am I in the house with an intruder?
Sheldon, I gotta go inside.
It's getting rough out here.
You're dodging the question. I knew it was you.
What was that?
What was what?
This isn't a very good connection, but it sounded like someone just released a Kraken.
Okay, I'm hanging up now.
You know there's no such thing as a crew.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
What's the matter?
Um...
Well, I was worried that you might be missing Leonard.
And that might be causing you to have bad dreams.
Like the kind you'd get if you watched Clash of the Titans right before you went to bed.
Sweetie, did you have a bad dream?
To be honest, I did.
Back to the Future 2. It was in the Back to the Future 3 case.
Leonard did it.
Good night.
No, wait.
Perhaps I should sleep here.
So you don't miss Leonard as much.
Because you're being kind of a baby about it.
You know what? That would make me feel better. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Good night.
I'm so glad you guys are friends again.
I'm glad you and I are friends again, too.
No.
Which reminds me, this came in the mail,
and I want you to have it.
50 cents off a badge of silk.
Think of me when you apply it.
Can I just say, I've missed all of us hanging out together.
Yeah.
Me too.
Um, since when can Kuthrapali talk in front of the girls without a beer?
Oh, that happened right after you left.
And no one told me?
Can't believe you forgot to tell him.
Think of Sheldon when you apply it.
I think this is the first time we've ever actually been alone together, oh
I guess you're right
I wonder why that is
Well off the top of my head
I'd say we don't have a lot in common except for the people were involved with
Plus when we first met Penny warned me never to get into a car along with you
Hi
You ever seen a raptor up close
hey general you see that stealth fighter birds away let's go hunt some
dozers I'm done playing with you general everyone attack will you look at
that US military spending at its best
the bombs bursting in there here comes the reign of terror general how are you
enjoying the shock and awe general death from above doesn't seem fair does it
general it's time to pull the goalies and everyone attack bombs away softly
quiet out there you didn't leave did you general don't worry general this is
just the quiet before the storm I'd take this break to rebuild your defenses
general did you hear that I wouldn't worry it's probably nothing sorry general
We're just taking lunch break be with you in a minute. You forced me to use tanks. I hate using tanks
Having trouble crossing the river general you want to lift
Cowards stop hiding and fight stealth won't save you general will find you ouch
That must have been expensive
Huh, where are you gonna train your troops now? Haven't trouble keeping up those defenses general
General, you've lost a lot of buildings, General.
Were you planning on using harsh language now?
Dozers, start repairing our buildings.
I'll get you for this, General.
You'll regret destroying that airfield, General.
Dozers, rebuild our defenses.
This is General Granger to aircraft carrier Olympia.
Send reinforcements.
Repeat, send reinforcements.
They're attacking the command center.
All forces, regroup.
I don't appreciate you shooting down my planes, General.
taking over our oil derricks rangers get out there and take them back get out of our base
get out of my airspace general the enemy's in our perimeter all right we had it's a great general
i bought landlady man dot already and a vtz 37
Also, Uga-Buga, you didn't actually send a link for the donation.
It's not as problematic as usual.
Starrer, the king of the world.
Starrer, the king of...
RAP!
Come on, guys, let's have fun.
I don't know, I don't get it, I don't get it!
Put on the iPhone, you can put it on, or you can't put it on.
There's no need to put it on, now put on.
Put it on? You'll see what happens.
And the sky is a little bit different from my face.
What? It's a lie!
It's a lie!
The sky is a lie!
You can see that in the video.
Shhh! Shhh!
Boom!
Shhh! Shhh!
Boom!
The rain is coming.
The first day of the ceremony.
The day I am myself.
The first day of the ceremony.
The day I am a Jew.
The fifth day.
In a safe place.
And why are you coming in the evening?
Why are you coming in the evening?
Why are you a traitor?
Why?
Why are you here?
Get rid of yourselves!
There are no rambas that have ever told you about it.
No!
All the people are shakran and rambas,
shodans and gannas,
they love to eat.
I'm here to tell you the truth.
Why are you a traitor?
You're a traitor, you're a traitor.
I'm not sure if people want to know about the money, but I don't know. I'm going to show you the money.
I told you, it was the end.
There was a chance to take the money and buy a coffee.
No, no, no! Don't do it!
Now you can do it, you stupid man!
What is this?
The Admourers in the capital!
The city of Kala!
Hey, hey, you saw me, but it didn't go in there.
Cessy, thank you for looking back.
I'll be playing host to Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton.
The cosmological physicist from Princeton?
Yes, and until you acquire a surgical mask,
please address your comments to me through an African.
We've been corresponding for years
about our mutual interest in gravitational wave signatures
of inflatons in the early universe,
And now, she's under consideration for a position at our university.
Why didn't you tell me you knew Elizabeth Clinton?
I am a huge fan of hers.
I didn't realize I was obligated to share my connection with things you're a fan of.
But very well, you enjoy Canadian bacon.
I've been to Toronto.
Okay, where is she going to sleep?
My room, of course.
Holy crap.
I have a two-part question.
go ahead. A. are you kidding me? And B. seriously, are you freaking kidding me?
A. I rarely kid and B. when I do kid.
We've seen this. How about you remember which ones you sent and which ones you haven't sent?
All right.
All right, we're good. No further links chat. No further links.
I'm so fucking full from that peanut butter or almond butter, almond butter, almond, oh
my god.
Alright, let's do some raiding.
Yeah I guess we could check out what the agendants have constructed in soulmask and down to
to fuck up some normies for a bit. Can do that first.
Alright, let's see, let's see, let's see, game capture.
You better have some gear for me, but I don't remember where my camera's top left
All right, online, how do I find the server we played on, the server's played?
I can't seem to call.
All right.
I don't know where my camera goes.
Bruh.
you all wiped you all you all get killed yeah did you get raided your cameras
bottom left block chat through you're at the base anywhere
they refunded not no no not that are refunded 100% not they definitely
got raided the the beds are gone yeah that that's right that's accidentally wiped
map are you trolling that's removed what the fuck
that's so fucking crazy
what
Rebuilding is kinda... it's... you lose your character too?
You lost your characters too, didn't you?
If they reset the whole server?
Yeah.
Yeah, alright, alright, alright, alright, let's, let's like, spawn and check it, okay, I'll
spawn.
Yeah, you, you lost, I see my thing is on the bar, but I don't have anything anymore.
yeah everything is wiped I guess you the ghost
they didn't wipe the level low which is weird no
The tribe is lying, they are raided.
I acted in other set only map and items.
Nah, I believe in me.
We already reprogged yesterday. What does reprogging mean?
What does reprogging mean?
Re-progressed? That's not a word.
I mean, you're like you regressed.
Is there a server that got a... did all servers or just this server?
Oh, the starter again.
Okay, what server are you on then?
are you on this server because why can't I see the basis so right try
Force and CD, oh it's a new, the build is, the build is Force and CD.
Okay, show me what you have done then.
Uh, is this your base over here?
This is your base?
Yeah, this is your base.
This is quite the, uh, this is quite the flight.
Like the flight, solar blue base.
I'm a flight so slow.
Was it always like this?
Maybe it was always like this session.
That's a long flight.
I'm gonna fall here and I'm not as long as last.
Respawn closer.
Oh, I could.
Can you?
Yo, this is so far.
so far actually.
You can't, it kills yourself I guess.
Okay so what, this is another enemy camp.
current restriction level 34
oh fuck
Hello Mr. Force. I noticed that you lost all of your items and base in Somers. I was
wondering why does that bother you since it seems that this happens to you
every day 100 times when you play minicra please explain it doesn't bother me
so much because apparently they have fucking this fly thing is okay I'm ready
all right
Oh shit, began on Air Force.
Why are we flying with trees?
Alright, so what do these symbols mean?
This olivoy base is not the main base.
That's sort of deaf.
Okay, so right now, it says bottom left, current restriction level 34, so no one can get higher than level 34,
Which means that no one can sweat themselves to this area right here, is that correct?
Because this is the high level.
There's a chair inside the mail.
How do I get off how do I get up?
Hey, hey, hey fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow fellow
I'm just gliding I can't fly anymore. I don't have enough
You know
Okay
Why are you like, driving it backwards?
This is so risky. Moving on this air... airship.
Okay, go. I'm ready.
You have to sit. Don't move or you fall.
Oh, okay.
That's fine.
Well now let's see their base boys.
Alright, now I can get off.
Alright, I'm gonna need some gear here because when you guys lost your base to a raid, or
the devs that needed stuff for you.
What the fuck?
A portal.
Alright, this is their base, let's see, they have a lot of wage cucks left.
trucks okay I'm guessing these traps only activate for enemies
3.
Alright we got a little farm over there, okay, okay, alright, you can, you can, uh,
BCBs.
What's in here?
bonfire
a little well
what the hell is this? mysterious stone tablet oh it is really upgrade
ah
oh shit
okay okay okay wait
so many masks
what is the difference between masks?
Celestial Wings
That's some
Why does he wear a mask?
This is a lot to learn I guess.
Oh that reminds me of...
What do you have your gear?
I don't know that you're with.
Gear sets here.
Where is here? Sorry, I am lost.
Oh, here. Yeah.
That's where I was looking.
Uh, oh, is this above legendary? Is this mythic or something?
Okay, I'm gonna need, uh, I'm gonna need some mythic...
Mythic gear.
How does it say bronze though?
Okay, bronze.
Savage horn tribe.
What is better?
Defense 6.
Beast hide.
Defense 12.
Should I get the beast hide?
What should I get?
should I get. I definitely get the whip. The whip is a... a bis. Sorry, a bis. Wait, why
Why don't I have any legendary whips, the fuck?
The Chinese are coming for you.
China no one!
Well this look better.
I'm getting this little skirt, combat pants, basic combat pants, basic shoes.
I just put on some shit, ring, one ring to rule them all.
I am fucking uh...
east high, I don't know, vest on top of that.
I don't see a vest, why don't you have any vest here? Oh here, that's it.
Now mythic vest.
uh... take bronze with fear
point uh...
with this way in their weapon are here is okay
my at least expect them right uh... bronzes a bronze salvage form
that's good for a stand
uh... bronze, bronze pants
they search for it somehow
bronze pants
i was a beast
beast, beast, beast, beast
i guess you don't have beast or bronze, it's fine, i'll
bronze cross him here, it's bronze
beast i saw bronze bronze gloves here
all right uh bronze boots
i'll take these
bronze bronze bronze okay bronze
oh did you give me this
all right
Uh, bronze spides.
Take red hammer.
No, I like the whip.
The whip was good.
Chest in the big hole.
Which chest in the big hole?
building chest in the big hole
you can't see, I'm covering Chad in case
yeah why is he taking banage from these traps
I need the healing banages so we have any banages refined banages I'm gonna
I'm going to take 10 managers.
on stun. Take rare steak. Is this stuff? I don't see a rare steak. I only see... This
It's raw. It's fucking raw!
Okay.
Okay, we gotta make a force in chest here.
We'll make a force in chest right here that I can pick up stuff from, because I don't know where you have put things, alright?
Make a force in chest right here.
I have no fucking clue how this is organized.
I see a fruit one over here.
Broth.
I'm assuming that all of these don't stack.
Different category maybe stacks.
all right I need I need the
wait what the fuck there's a fucking crocodile
fucking dogs oh shit that boob jiggle physics though
I have somewhat of a jiggle physics myself but I can't
alright here is a fried rare stage
Okay, so vegetables. Let's see the stacks. I just want to see the stacks.
Alright. Use.
Now I got a buff for that. 29.55. I use this.
It does stack. Okay.
Because one is vegetables
Onion rings are vegetables
Beverage staple food
Bronze pants
Feetal tank a jar filled with feces
Contents are burst out when the jars thrown out
Hey fuck off
Okay
Do it should I get one of these rat battering brand thingies my dreams
This is very unsanitary man
Why is it?
Where's the parrot?
Swimming the ship nearly
Oh shit
All right, all right, all right in the tube
Nice.
How'd I leave?
Hard.
Alright.
I'll put some point in for CQ here.
Assign stat points too.
At that point.
Mastery.
I'm about to unlock something new on the way.
All right, and stop, I just took a bath.
He killed the pirate because he ate the shit.
Where's his wind going from?
Is that sandstorm?
Oh shit.
Alright, where are the normies at?
Where are the normies at?
Or the sandstorm is a canon event.
Or what, the paradigm?
I don't have a battering ram or anything, do you guys know where they are, where Normans
sorry if she goes up go fuck him up a jay burlow welcome back is like we don't
both be a genie my dearest 90 months this game has some poopish and she
doesn't go people no parrot that wasn't the parrot pooping man that was a guy
throwing a fucking flask of feces on the ground and the parrots just happened
to eat that shit and die oh shit we got a lot of chairs on this one
no all right
is that enemy castle over there 1800 meters where's that
maybe castle over here on some mini island
oh they even have a high level area up here level 70 and this was 41 to 50
What is this 4150?
I don't like how Doom had the pvp instead of only one area, so it was optional pvp pretty
very much.
Dry and thirsty.
Oh wait, I should drink this.
And what was this?
What is this sneak approach?
This is their base.
CUNY CASEL! Oh wait, I'm fuckin' falling.
How do you even get in, though, with battering ramps?
I don't have a battering ramp anymore.
I got her.
This is why the axe is so good, it's done by me.
All right.
Okay, how do we, how do we, how do we get in?
We got a break. Oh, there's a guy. Hey, open the door. Oh shit, they're coming. Oh shit.
So many!
Get this guy!
They're Russians!
It's not like them!
I got him!
I don't deal much damage!
I fucked up.
Pornhunter's.
Alright, I'm falling.
Get this guy.
I got him.
He's killing.
I'm stunlocking both of you okay kill him off I can't let's see what
Oh he had a battery around okay how do I use this too all right open the doors
fuck i can't time
we already can't time on enemy thingies or what
buddy
oh here hello
ah shit
I
Stop I got it still like that. I thought
I did that I fuck
I'm gonna be much damage. I'm just gonna stand like them. Oh shit
There's a
What the fuck is happening?
Found you.
Alright, I'm gonna go in.
Come on, they open the doors next time? We go in.
Go!
Come on!
Team!
Get up here!
And yeah, aim like that.
Aim at the front door.
You can see through walls?
Oh, fuck!
I'm fucked, I'm fucked.
Get him. Wait, what the fuck?
Oh fuck, too many people there.
I'm... I'm... I'm two-boot? I'm two-boot?
New master skill, unstoppable.
Nice.
Get this guy.
What the fuck is this?
I wasn't supposed to have normal guard.
the air from the DPS man. Okay how do I use this battering round here? It's not fucking
hitting what the fuck oh shit he wants me to go oh fuck donkey right this guy's
not even in their guild this is another player it's just oh no that's an actual
don't kill what I'm afraid to go in and get locked in oh fuck I got locked in I
got locked in how do you get locked in I'm locked in who closed this door I
I thought you guys were here
What are you doing in my door don't get me
Don't you down I know don't you
There's so much more damage with my left click but it has so much friendly fire.
But I don't want to.
I'm out on her.
There's this so many.
Bro, how could they close the door behind me, man?
When my team was there, I don't understand.
How could they close the door behind me?
What?
All are closed.
What?
That's an actual trap.
Wait, where are you right now?
Which one is which?
Small anti-gravity, okay.
I spawned.
I didn't get it but what these dogs do it why these dogs are shooting I'm so
confused
Don't jump, bring the boat down, cuz you...
Okay, I need a...
Oh, what the fuck?
I get iders from all of these clouds that we killed.
should be something about here
where the fuck is this?
alright there's a player here
help, dude
get him
thank you
They only have fucking materials, what?
Oh, this guy.
Oh, this is a weapon, right?
This fucking gear is terrible.
I feel like to do it.
Okay.
Gear and chest.
I'll rock this for now.
I gotta deal with them.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
I'm body blocking.
Bro, what is that super swing?
Oh, who the fuck does?
Okay, we're fine.
We're fine, we're fine.
I'll take uh...
yo this chest has quite a bit of...
ah fuck my head
my healing
I'm coming down. Are they dead? Okay.
Ah, okay, so I'll take it.
Swingman coming back!
I got him, it's not a build.
Oh that's not Swingman, that's a one at the Swingman.
Two of them here!
I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
Oh no, let's swim man!
Okay, swim man now.
Get his fucking sword.
Take his sword so he can't fucking...
Take all the gear, access gear, and put it in the box upstairs so we can keep regearing
ourselves.
It's a it's a matter it's a it's a fire of resources right now
Whoever gets the best kill ratio will have the most resources that they're disposed of
Just take all the excess gear already you can do it fast and put in the chest on the ship
So we can regear ourselves when they we get themselves
Why is there a giant alligator on our ship, what?
Why can't I fly anymore?
Why can't we break open a door?
Why can't we break open a door or a wall?
If I go in here, they're gonna close the door and I'm done.
He's battling around the world. I tried and it doesn't connect. Look, he tried too.
It doesn't fucking work.
Too high a level of the world. Yeah, but I feel like you should at least deal one damage, you know, that it's working, but I feel like it's...
Hey, can we get a hippo up here?
This is where we found the hippo last time.
Right?
Can we drag a hippo here?
got nerfed. Wait. They actually nerfed him for damage after.
Elite Alligator has left the coma there. What Alligator? Oh what the fuck! Oh shit! There's an Alligator!
I don't suppose they also poop in the story walls.
So what are you trying to tell me that we can't uh, that we can't uh, are you low man?
You gotta heal.
Is he banagess?
I have a lot of banagess.
I got him.
He's not locked.
Is there is there no way for us to destroy anything?
They dig underneath their base now they have foundations, of course
Oh, what the fuck
I'm gonna put some...
uh...
split...
okay...
what the fuck is this guy?
They're trying to fish.
You got battering around?
Yeah, but it doesn't fucking work.
Hipo is coming.
Hipo is here.
Where's the hipo?
Oh, the hipo is on the...
What the fuck?
Oh the hippo is on the floor!
What the fuck?
Oh god.
I got him.
Okay I aggro him, I'm climbing up.
He should be doing poop attack momentarily.
He's doing poop attack!
Oh they nerfed it!
It doesn't break the walls.
Is it dealing damage to the walls?
Let me look.
It looks like it doesn't deal damage to walls at all.
Seer damage.
Okay, what if we... oh my god...
Okay, so what are you trying to tell me? You can't break walls still of the three base?
How are you supposed to PvP if you can't break walls?
I don't understand.
Destroy the bonfire.
We can't destroy the bonfire
because we cannot destroy the walls.
What?
You killed the snakes, yeah?
Okay, this guy's one shot.
I mean, I don't know why they nerfed the hippo, that was... that was so funny.
I had a poop sling.
I will shot them, molotov.
Oh fuck, I'm in here. Oh shit!
I got hooked!
It's fine, I didn't have good gear. I just had...
That's a...
white stuff.
Rating time on the server name which is 19-22
UTC for the server.
Oh, it's a designated time every day
for raiding oh it's to avoid people
griefing when people are offline it's
actually not a bad idea honestly to have
designated raid hours I'll be honest
because it makes things fair to be fair
offline raiding is pretty cringe yeah I agree and this time everyone knows that
you have to be online during 1922 I can't I can't I think it's good wait what is
Is this 19.2? Is that in 55? Is it in the 55 minutes?
Or what?
Or what is it? What is it? And how long?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm not sitting on... Oh, fuck.
wait wait wait I'm stuck
alright we can do a boss fight but is it is it in is it in 55 minutes that they
APV goes live or what 19 to 22 with UTC
55 minutes
I don't know, let me check.
No, 19 UTC is fucking 22 is 9 CST in three hours.
Bro, who decided those time zones though?
This is a European server, why would you put it so late?
This is an official PvP server, right?
That's so late!
So people can play after dinner. Yeah, you don't eat dinner that late.
where are we?
fake spinyard? yeah ok
they did it, don't they?
says it's a good idea that complains about it. Yeah, I think it's a good idea, but I don't think it should start
and 9 CEST. It should start like at prime time, which is like 7 p.m. CEST. Right?
Wage cocks have to go to bed almost at fucking 9. You know what I'm saying?
So that's in three hours.
Ahhhh, give me some...
Legendary Whip.
okay
now we didn't bring any food
sorry I took a lot of bandages uh... but I only have five of the good ones
premium ones so I'm not going to use the simple bandages
I wish I knew this
What is this? Is this a boss fight? Oh, Ancient Pyramid.
Recommend awareness, strength, and version.
I'm one level under leveled, but you guys are over leveled I guess.
It will work, it will work.
Draw water. What does that do?
Water collecting.
awareness drink I have to place a bunch of materials here
These blood, these bones.
Alright, who has the mats?
Well, anything I should know about this boss?
Hit boss, ok.
My dog will come back, PXT, Navi, Navin, Shwins.
I'm ok with my lengthy, much shitty brawl on these months.
No arena.
Now let's check boss for the left.
You got to eat more, man.
It's really scary.
I could take food, I don't know how many.
I already had wait wait.
Locust.
Bro, I have steak and you give me locust.
All right, the last ingredients is...
are you gonna have one part?
Do we have this Lord and this Bloodneedle?
Oh, you're a bow and arrow, hey give me the bow and arrow, let me try and shoot.
available start points
stamina cost
where do you put him?
where do you put a bow and arrow on him?
I don't see any arrows
arrows
I don't have the arrows, I mean.
Metal plate. What am I supposed to do with a metal plate?
No blood.
grab and drag the boat recharge yeah I don't see no arrows for oh here okay
Okay hang on, okay now where's...
One damage, okay let's see the bullet drop.
Okay, not the bullet drop is pretty much non-existent.
Okay so you guys try to figure out oh shit here we go oh shit
Where are they?
Oh, six to six damage.
All right, let's go.
I got him.
you can't get me I play Dark Souls
I'm dead! Ah! They're getting me! He's getting me!
I'm healing. Why is he only going for me?
Ah, he's down, he's down, he's down. Go low.
I dodged. I didn't dodge. I'm down. I'm down. Thank you.
It's failed. It's cut off.
What the? I'm gonna speak for me.
Arrows!
I'm, I...
Oh.
Big Damage.
Oh.
I'm gonna get you.
3 damage
hit very quick
I'm an alien
oh now it's a fucking flame
What?
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
He's caught!
Saved him!
I want to speak
I'm slow because I'm pulled on, I mean
I want to speak, I want to speak
of
I'm down.
You want to cut the cloth?
I'm coming.
Wasn't your stand nothing else?
I'm here, don't worry.
Oh, what the f**k?
Oh, there you are.
I didn't know you could...
Alright, you killed him, right?
That was actually quite a boss fight.
Garment! Oh yeah, pasty.
Collect head special.
So what, what loot do you get from that?
Do you have some legendary?
You get to keep to open here.
Baldur's Gates.
I heard a lot about this place.
Pretty good reviews.
Read the inscription.
Question mark.
I'm reading.
Read the inscription, question mark.
I'm reading, I'm fluent in Pyroglyphics.
The Soaring of the Woodlands, Frank's Shattered Flesh like tearing leaves, that impenetrable
scale armor, snapping blades like brittle reeds, offering shall be made may you rest
so god in peace
what am i doing? what does it say?
Alright, okay.
So big crocodile key, sandstone, blue crystal, green crystal.
Oh, what the f**k?
Wait.
I have one more thing now, is it not one more?
Yeah, sandstone, I don't have sandstone.
This is like golden holy relic, I don't need this.
there yeah I'm trucked okay what the fuck oh loopholes abyss overnourd
How do I even equip this?
Oh, but...
of it.
My charge will be used up!
This one.
It's half open eyes and call me a fierce concealing of bloodthirst in the sides.
My mouth is filled with sharp teeth, each like a gleaming tiny dagger, waiting to tear
everything apart.
So I got a green mask.
But my mask is legendary.
Oh no, it's legendary too, okay nevermind.
get out of my transfer awareness
what are you supposed to do with this?
I have? How do I fucking repair? First why?
Now I have this mask. I can't stop mask. Press Y. Hold C. Oh. Node not repaired. I'm confused.
What does it do?
Let's transfer a node.
I don't see it.
row from top. Second row from top. Oh here, there it is, okay. Green crystals. I need
10 green crystals for that, I can't...
One.
There.
Thank you.
Okay, now!
okay now and how was it I was it on vc outside
how do I turn into a Krugeland see I'm pressing C
of
All one, okay, wait.
Oh wait, this one?
is the wrong one now. Tidal mode. There's a key here on the ground by the way.
Yeah.
Okay, there it is.
Okay.
So, what do I gain from this?
Crocodile mask.
It blocks 3 hits every 20 seconds.
Oh, she don't get stun load.
That's OP as shit.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, much better than a little doggy mask, man.
Alright, it looks like we have to wait, though, for 9 o'clock to ring, alright?
Take me back to the base.
Hey, fuck off. I can't move.
I can't move. Stop.
I don't need it, I'm a god of PvP, you need it.
Why is the music still on?
Is someone else doing the boss?
Is it Normie's doing the boss?
Kill him!
Kill the Normies!
Don't go, I'm fucking rubber banding like it's fucking Atlas over here.
Why did it so lightly?
Oh my god, are we gonna steal?
Okay.
Can we steal the crocodile from them?
Ah, they just start them.
Out of the character respawners.
Where have they come from?
I don't know what they're doing this for.
Okay.
Uh...
Let me just...
Talk about tail.
I got the tail.
Oh, blunders.
The norm is that I'm still here about trolling the mud.
Oh, what the fuck!
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm chilling, I'm chilling.
Oh my god.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Okay.
I'm trying to not use my early attack and fuck you guys.
Oh, he died.
Okay.
Alright, well, I appreciate the, uh, the summon, Normies.
Alright, let's fall back.
I don't understand why didn't the guards shoot when we raided the guys in the uh...
And these mini-terrorist things.
I think it's fine and don't shoot your people in some ways and you know there's an option for them.
Maybe everyone's like,
Oh yeah.
Shards mom.
He's typing to me.
I got this crocodile tail, by the way.
I'm just gonna put it in my chest and then you sort it where you want it.
Put it here.
And I put the crystals too.
Keep the rest.
Alright, let's rendezvous at 9 in 2 hours and 20 when the TDP gets activated.
Let's rendezvous!
And we raid these Russians that think they're so good repelling our type when our fucking
unbattling rest in the world.
Alright, let's say we have other games as well, other games on the menu, other games,
other games, other games, other games.
Let's see what we can.
Then let's see here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Alright, let's see what this is.
Ground escapes.
Where does it escape?
The ground escape...
That's the next list.
Yeah
Game capture can get a game cap game cap of cap
Okay, what is this matches characters? Okay, I'm like creating a game for players
Basecamp 1, Basecamp 2, many basefans, Mansion Garden, okay let's just start on the default one.
I'm creating, I'm sure there is a...
Okay, we got some players here.
What the fuck is what are we supposed to do in this game? I don't know.
Okay, that looks some fucking... I'm getting witch vibes from that for good.
AHH!
What the fuck?
That was hella scary.
What the fuck? I shed all of my pants simultaneously.
Okay, what are we supposed to do?
Need a troll bar.
Okay.
I have a screwdriver.
did you find anything we need to fight is this right why are we more than four
players right now why are we fine in a four-man lobby it's one of us an
imposter bro what is this cheap ass jump scare dude
I don't have a key for the morgue, the morgue is on this side, need a screwdriver, hope
I have it, more green key, move, you're blocking, Matt, you're blocking, I got it, oh my god.
Alright, Scares the Naked.
Oh my god, stop man.
Why? It's so cheap.
It literally is so cheap man, these Jamescares.
What's going on?
What's happening?
Did we get anything in there?
any of you pick up something stop what the fuck is dolem doing here you know
How are you done?
Is this?
Why would you close this?
Oh you had the crowbar?
Then go and un-
un-plagge.
I'll take it, then I go.
Just un-plagge everything.
I got this guy.
I'm like everything, every door you see.
Oh wait, come here, come here, come here.
Come to this place over here.
We have to lock this... oh I'm locking it myself actually.
Okay, I got it. It's in there.
I got it.
Well, I don't need you.
Alright.
Did you, here, this one too, this one too, this one too, did they both die or is it only me and you?
What
What the fuck
Okay, I guess you can look at the mansion here
I quit
or not. All right, this is the, uh, oh, what is that this shit? I'm restarting. Why just
and like that
you see some paths for the mansion
all right all right all right
all right let's go
five
move
Yeah but if I got out of the way, how do you have flashlight already by the way?
Oh my god, oh my god, bro what the fuck, no I'm not dead, yeah but okay.
Why am I dead though, like you still blocked this fucking entrance for 30 seconds.
Oh my god.
Do you have to get two cartoules over here?
What's that?
This game gave me a f***ing h***a.
He's gonna get, uh, yes, he got ring, so let me get the remotely close to this guy.
It actually worked.
It's the force of will.
Imagine you're biting into a lemon.
and stopped my hiccups.
Why is he reacting to me as a ghost?
There's a jester hat or something here, scum.
all she did
i can't believe it
the game is closed
okay good game very good game i say
here
very top here
Nice game, nice game.
That's me. Hushed.
Hushed.
We'll leave it.
game oh it's a multiplayer game change character okay I'm this guy was his left
for dead so not left for dead dbd it's seven gigabytes what the fuck
What? Wait, the red is this invite only or what?
It looks like invite only.
7 gigabytes. Okay, let's just download it.
Why is it 7 gigabytes?
We have to wait.
Did delete all little games or all of them pile up?
I mean I have to uninstall them. There's terabytes and terabytes
of little games in my student library, like literally, of just the little games.
a tremendous amount in the
uh... alpaca
alpaca laka, thank you, they're so arched, ruined the live, we got ob-li-vi-d
i'm all-runner, and just game-nog
yobineko kinky, calamari, and prof kraut, thanks for subbing these
three years in alpaca laka, actually, foursome foursome
i'm in a one fan!
I don't really find little games, man.
It's my contribution to the dev gaming community.
Dev community.
In the game, in the game, in the dev game.
because you're lazy, true, but to bear spawnstone
okay let's see if I can write
not yet
I am, I mean, redo it.
Right, tutorial, the mansion story.
A girl has gone missing.
Her love signal came from an abandoned mansion filled with terrifying events.
your team must investigate. Reject the collect 10 skull-shaped cups in three dimensions in unexpected places.
Find the ritual book. Uncover the ritual place by exploring every node. Complete the ritual.
Okay.
I get it.
All right, almost it's Catherine 2 years old. This is F
F
Would you join game development if you were asked to what the first day remain would you join game development?
If someone asked me to work on their game as well as a game designer, I mean, I am quite
at the game designer that we can't deny I have a lot of experience here invite the
game. Can you invite? Okay. All right, we must.
I
Know we must find
And we're ready I'm ready
Take different characters so we can
You have to be the woman now, okay, I'm the woman
One, two, three, four, so I'm gonna play Amir.
Alright, as long as you're ready, you can play with your mother's tits for all I care.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Wait, why doesn't it start?
Oh, I kicked you.
Good Wesker.
Okay, I am at it again.
uh, or did I?
oh wait
let me uh
ah fuck it this game is so laggy
I can't invite you anymore I think I'm
I think I banned you wait
Can one of you invite?
I can't invite him anymore.
Okay, I'm rehearsing.
Holy fuck dude, this is so cancer, okay, hang on.
I invited.
How did you get in though?
Thank you very much for some, you too.
Yeah well maybe if you guys are ready up, then I would have to try shit like that.
My microphone.
No?
Ready.
I'm ready ready ready
Boss of this gym ready
Wait, how do we start that?
Everyone is ready
I'm trying press X under someone's name. Just map just map
I can't it's good. It's great out
You are not ready. I am ready. I'm my scrim ready
It's just the lobby simulator.
Bro, how does this shit get accepted on Steam?
That's crazy.
I think there's more than four in it.
Oh wait, someone is saying that we are more than four in the lobby, so it bugs out.
we can't start
okay if you are in this lobby press ready
uh... you press brahman press ready
and then whoever is in this lobby
wait maps lit up
you saw? you saw? yeah i saw for a second, yeah i saw for a second
click
ready if you're out
it's PewDiePie
PewDiePie
fuck off man
get out of the game
who's friendless is he on
uh... everyone's i think
should shouldn't be on yours you played with
pubg with
guys if you are in the game get ready and until you can cap them up
uh... spelling map
click ready
if you're in this lobby
until i can click maps
Okay, ah, hey, okay, it worked.
But now it's probably gonna crash,
because room's closed.
In 1987, Varen Mansion was found abandoned over night.
Now, they're in work.
Okay, you really made my intro.
My family, you vanished without a trace.
No struggle, no bodies, nothing.
Investigators searched every room
and left with more questions than answers.
Neighbours always said the house felt wrong.
lights turning on in empty rooms, footsteps in locked hallways, windows opening on their own.
People who tried living here never lasted more than a week. For decades, the mansion just sat here,
rotting. No buyers, no repairs, just stories. Most were harmless until last week. A teenage girl
disappeared near the old property her phone's last signal came from inside the mansion the search
team went in but they didn't stay long they heard things they saw things and they refused to
whatever happened to the varan family it's not finished and this house isn't empty
Yeah, there's 15 people in this.
How do you see that?
Wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Bruh.
There's volume indicator.
That should be all right.
we came here because of the missing girl from the nearby town local center trail ended here
near this mansion so we decided to check it out before calling for help inside
we kept finding skull shaped cops placed around the house they don't look decorative more like
i don't use same one game concept we agreed to collect them in case they were connected to what
What happened here to the girl, okay.
I got a key.
All right, I'm looking here for skulls.
Someone died.
What the fuck, already?
Go save him.
It wasn't me.
You're saving him.
Okay.
I cover you.
Okay.
I save him.
Clear.
We have other people there, so.
Oh.
All right, this ain't Scooby-Doo.
Stop splitting up so much.
All right, we can't rescue you
if you die on the other side of the building.
What?
I forced him to assign you up to paintings.
ha ha
grapes
okay, 3 out of 10, no gun
what did this game about?
well, to find the
skull shape thingies
caps, trophies, and then we have to
perform the ritual
Okay wait, here's uh, check the old books, records from selling was as useless as a few
patient manager's scholarship cups used in the ritual, throwing matches at the ones we
can pick up around the house, trying to denounce the ritual only works if every cup is present,
missing even one means it fails.
Okay, it's fine, it's clearly the cups aren't optional, yeah, I understood that.
I'm going up to the Attic here.
Someone died over there.
Hello?
Two people died.
I need backup here.
Hello?
Okay.
hello okay what's happening we're saving it oh fuck it's like your mom is
there the whole way yeah I'm gonna take this way around for fuck's sake yeah run
into the fucking witch. Come crawl to me if you can.
I'm calling.
Hello? Is she here?
Invite that it's lost.
Hello. Okay, come.
I'm reviving here. Go go go go go go go go this way. Go this way.
Go behind you. They're dying. Go.
He's blocking me. I can't rescue him.
Go. Go rest.
Bro, stop blocking man.
Oh my
Okay, he's blocking so you bleeding out over there as all him
it is someone else who likes
I can't
move now man, move
move
rest him
my fucking guy
yeah, blame this guy, I don't know who it is, but blame this guy
thank you
fuck
and let's see if the bridge is scary
oh fuck
fancy
rest, rest here, fight what are you doing
leave it what are you
fuck
Don't come here.
Oh my god!
Wait wait wait.
I'm rushing.
Don't come here!
Close door.
Oh, it's voice. Oh, I get it. Yes. Oh, yeah, of course.
Okay, go rest then.
I'm sorry, the game is still hot.
Wait, where are you coming here?
I'm down.
Okay, we're coming.
Oh, yeah.
Stop screaming.
Okay.
What the fuck is this guy?
He's blocking me.
Can someone risk me?
I would. He's blocking.
I don't know, whoever this is.
I don't know.
Well, there isn't anything here.
If I can clog this shit for like
10 minutes.
I
You what how do you get up up there? How do you get up there?
We just
I don't you bitch.
Oh shit.
Don't.
Oh!
What?
What is that? I told you bitch.
Fuck.
and walk right back home.
Open all the chests, I mean, you can.
Am I trolling?
I am.
Yeah, you see.
Callum shitter.
I want to use
Why does it care bleeding out over there leave all doors open all this is
How many scouts do we have? 4 out of 10?
I'm getting your nose-
I'm fucked.
I will be here shortly.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
She was upstairs also.
Hey stop screaming again.
Hey.
Hey!
oh my god oh shit
for how big is this mansion?
what the fuck?
Go. Oh my god. Yeah, okay. We get it.
I think the monster is right there
Hey monster!
Wait, we got a vision
Yeah we got a vision
I have no idea what these fucking scouts are supposed to be.
I mean, I have no idea what these scouts are supposed to be.
I'm going down to the bottom floor.
I think the devs forgot to put the skulls.
Oh, no.
I WAKEN GOLAND
Oh, fuck
What's the objective of this game?
We have to find ten skulls and then perform the ritual.
I found the ritual book!
Apparently.
I don't know if I have it.
way was that you guys finding it?
alright so I guess I just unleashed the fucking
golem for nothing because there's nothing here
Mr. Forrest, come come come with me, come with me, I have a skull but I cannot grab
What is this behind you, behind you?
What?
Here, in the doors, behind you.
What?
You can't see it?
There is school, behind you.
There is a school.
No?
school no I see little girl I see little girl I mean you see what you want to see
I guess but there is nothing here and I see school also here
Oh, okay.
How do you see?
Did you take the scum?
I can't. It's bugged.
Oh, so they've been invisible for me the whole time, maybe.
That's why I couldn't find any.
Maybe, maybe.
It's like, next to the pillows.
Left of the pillows.
On the left is a pillar, on the white ones.
Oh, fuck.
Oops.
I literally see a small ghetto.
Okay, I mean I can't see any skulls.
I've been licking this entire time, at least it's bugged.
You can't pick them up, I can't see them.
Oh what the fuck
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
la la la la la
alright, we're through a lot of work
why is it red in here?
of
I
Thank you, that's
That's so bad
Oh, is this cool?
What is red light here?
Is that something?
Hello?
I think it might bug because so many people
yeah yeah I think it's boy I think it's only one or two who can see the skulls
we're here
I think we are here already. Oh we're never fighting this because it's only you
two or one of you we can see them and pick them up I can see them yeah
I've been standing at black screen for 30 minutes
hey come here come into the basement here and see if you can find one
I can't find it
No
Moritor
I know there's a door you can't enter, this is a blocking.
I'm stuck into the fucking roof now.
How is he dancing?
Z, Z.
I'm stuck in the wall, this guy is...
I'm really stuck in the wall, I don't know.
He kicked me into the wall with this fucking cosmetic dancing animation.
And now I'm just stuck in the wall.
how is it he died?
how is he flunked into the monster? how is this guy not...
I told you to buy this guy.
I'm upstairs now.
Well...
Okay, M's.
Pami music, but she's not coming.
That's what the mother said.
I'm fucking stuck. Good game. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
I can't do this.
Fucking Christ.
Alright, GG.
Oh, it's a setup.
Setup.
All right, next game.
Run the back rooms. Run the back rooms. Run the back rooms. Run through the back rooms.
run for your life, backlamps lost runners, no these
where is this
ok
maximized window
disabled
Sometimes
Okay
Microphone toggle voice chat push to talk open chat
All right one player
green server
Max player
six
It's a private lobby
Oh, it's a set it's a set it's a set oh
New game, level 0, locked, okay.
I invite and you can invite. There you go, that was fast, all right, all right,
All right, all right, all right, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Balanced out when I signed in entry,
I'm very unfair, but times challenge, easy.
Stand by me, slowly, slowly, slowly, as fast,
and when I play that, I want to turn to sort of low.
Oh, hell no.
Holy fuck, I'm so loud.
What?
Start game!
Hello?
Same one fucking game.
Fuck, it's voice on Zvv.
If it's the same one fucking game, why are you still so bad at them?
This is my question.
This is a backstop.
I don't know, I am not playing this game upstream.
We're going the way we're supposed to run I hear something okay, I did something
What did I do?
My chrome smalter is so rich.
It says 4 on it.
unless the depth of a little uh... refund time in the bottom right
so don't forget
it says zero for me all the time
here's three
all we're supposed to do it in order one two three four
how the fuck do we communicate that?
no we don't have to communicate that we can just
all go
to the one, all go to the two
But yeah, we could also do it really fast.
Let's go back at this.
Yeah, stay by the floor.
And then we count one, two, three, four.
All right.
Can we just escape over the dish?
We can't escape because we have to find number all the levers
This game is pretty easy to us
Okay, I found one I found one
One is is locked
Find two find two
Shure free water, I also have it, almond milk.
What is that?
All right, don't press any levers except for two
Hello, we have to find the second lever
oh fuck I'm I'm done I have no stamina I'm lagging what the fuck
wait this animal water is fucking I don't find the second lever man I found it
hey someone come here okay don't press anything don't press any levers let me
handle this three is over here okay don't lever one is already pressed we
don't have to press it lever lever three is over here
It's over here, here
But don't press any levers and now I'm gonna press level four and then we'll be fine
We're gonna be fine. We're gonna make it out of here
Okay
Four I think the elevator is up now unless there's five lovers
Where was that elevator over there right?
I live where it is open, I'm coming.
Hello.
Stop.
Hi.
Okay, one band down.
I'm going.
I have.
I had some soy water, but it's gone.
Alright, who is that? Okay.
I guess three died.
We managed to run the backrooms.
Hey, we did it.
But it was literally the same map in the different backrooms game.
Yeah, I kind of vaguely remember, but I don't remember if it was literally the same map.
I'm lagging.
How do you open your inventory?
My PC lags when I pick up flashlights.
Everyone is lagging.
One, two, three.
I need some soy water now.
I'm losing my mind.
OK, let's go down first, I think.
Wait, I didn't get a...
How you whistling it isn't yellow
Yeah, I don't know about this one. I'm going deeper
I can't see anything I
I see the fucking creature oh my god I'm buzzing oh my god it's on me oh no I'm
Okay, I'm fine.
Lucas Balls.
Pip pip.
Billy, Bowman and Timberlake.
Sure.
You said it's blurry.
It needs some animal water.
I thought that was for stamina.
Hello?
water. I thought that was for stamina. Hello?
I'm going down another floor.
Okay.
Oh, fuck it right there.
Oh, shit!
I found the elevator!
I found it!
Come here, everyone. Bottom here.
I'm over here.
On your right, on your right.
You're on the left.
Other side.
He's dead.
Come here.
Go.
Okay.
Okay, I'll go almond water.
Someone is alive. I don't know who.
Oh, no, I...
Alright, but the rest of these fucking fools.
Wait, what?
Oh, fuck.
What happened?
That's so weird.
I won.
Why am I still there?
You're not dead, you're just blocked. Get the fuck out of the way!
I'm dead then.
You're blocking.
No, I am actually dead. I'm looking for someone else.
What? You're in the elevator. Go! What are you doing?
No, it's the way it is. We're fluctuating here.
Oh my gosh.
I am observing from other perspective.
Oh my god, I have to get this fucking position.
Okay, we'll go win this round.
Wait, can you turn around?
You can move!
Look at my screen, you can't move!
Get out of the way!
Hey, stop blocking, stop blocking.
That's not for me.
yeah it is you no no not you blocking okay okay you can move
even though you're I am observing some other yeah I am a spectator yeah but
look at your character it's moving when you're a parent of my yeah you have to
move based on my screen the problem is I'm observing
Yeah, let's go
Just watch this video this this is the real stream sniper challenge. This is what all your practice has been for
This is pretty nice
No, this is so far, what the fuck?
Oh, did he crash?
No, um...
Yeah, come on, you can do it.
I'm spectating one of you, and I cannot switch my aim.
And I cannot switch for my spectating.
Okay, but then just spectate?
Okay, who are you spectating?
The guy who is standing on the same one spot right now, jump.
Jump, jump.
Because then you can just have him next to you and it's going to be like you're playing the same character.
He's had the guy who is the tailings then next to you and then you just run together.
It's easy.
He's bumping into me right now.
bro what is this why is it so what what what
fucking infinite
Okay, the stations... Alright, you go left, I go right.
It doesn't know that white is always the right lane.
Well, that was a, uh...
I had out of water, it took too long fucking around the elevator.
I think I'm dead. I'm dead to low salary.
There's nothing here go back to the room go back into the room you came from just in the middle there and
Then go to the right. All right
That's the way and hurry before you die
To low sanity. I don't know why you have still sanity. Have you found the drink?
All right to the right to the right to the right yes there
Hello, we have to fucking hurry here, hurry.
This was the most fucked up experience I've ever had in a little game.
Don't block him, go.
We don't have time, we have sanity bars, go.
That's not me this time, it's just some idiot.
Alright, let's go, let's go, hurry, hurry.
That was the second verse of the human agnemish music.
I'm losing sanity about this smut in the game.
Not on my own.
What?
One, no, no.
Come on.
It's late.
They're already here.
Look, they're in the bathroom.
They're all wet.
They're all wet because I didn't have time to put the wet clothes on.
And they're in the bathroom.
I'm going to the beach.
The tide has gone up.
Jesus.
I think I lost my mind.
Jesus.
I got the real money!
Okay, left or right?
Forward, on the left.
Here.
Ah, this has to be left, right?
I found it, I found it.
It's left, left, left, left, left, left, just keep plugging left after at the rubber duckie
keep on going left
there's no such combination
why is it so loud?
it's a loud
I heard louder stuff
no I need to listen to this
get in
It's over, no monster or nothing on the final level, very good, created a QA playtester.
was a game and a half chat that was a game and a half very good very good very good very good
all right let's see we got game game game university 33
I don't know what this is.
I had to wishlist, bruh, I already had the game, framerate, 180, whole screen, okay,
I don't know if it's, so there's like Japanese characters in the name, so maybe this is hard
to find.
university 33 and for those Japanese characters as I'm sure it's
I might, I might, can join Lobby, I sent an invite.
It's kind of scuffed because it doesn't show okay, I'm going to remake it I think
I don't think
Lobby has 9999 ping.
Okay, someone has to invite, someone has to make a lobby then.
I'll make a lobby, I'll see if I can join, whichever I can join, I'll join.
I don't see any...
I'm alone join it says I joined all right that is your join okay
Okay, it's lagging so much balls, ready.
Okay, I don't know what this is at all.
Uh-oh, the suspense is killing me.
Okay, instructions.
If you detect an anomaly, take elevator A. If you're certain there's no anomaly, take elevator B.
Okay.
So...
This is probably all correct. The first one is usually all correct. So, memorize this shit.
Memorize this shit. Okay.
Look at the posters. Alright.
All right, uh, okay, we're gonna have a coffee, uh, secretary here, okay, is that a player?
Are you a player?
Stop goofing around.
We have a teacher here.
We have some pictures of some random dudes, never seen before.
Janitor room
Okay, that's trash in it smiley face. All right
We're good. Oh
I'm so thirsty
Right, I need to get some I need to get some water. I'm thirsty
So sorry for reading that all the time.
Okay, let's go.
Wait, what did you say?
Take the elevator A if you are sure it's going to be elevator A.
No!
Um...
Wait.
No.
Come on. Come back. Come back. Let's go. Go. Okay.
Oh wait, what the fuck, we're on the right floor.
What, that's self-scapped because I was still there, it just changed?
Okay, okay, we have to go through.
Wait, take elevator B.
Okay, there is no anomaly, so we go back.
Get in B, get in B.
Get in B, come.
Get in.
Do I also have a helmet or...
No?
Okay, one.
Uh, well, she's moving now.
before yeah smiley face okay I don't see an anomaly so we go back to be we go
back I'm someone of an expert here
hello
Okay, since we're getting to the corridor, it's true that one man stays and checks if
anything changes.
But then the...
Okay, okay, you guys go up you guys go up you guys go up go up go up go up Queen Queen D. Queen again
Yeah, I go in yeah
When I stay I
Stay and I see anything is happening
Really
Ah, fuck.
How did we do it last time?
What the fuck?
Hey!
Did you always have a YouTube thingie?
I don't think so.
Anomaly.
Anomaly, anomaly.
Hello?
Why are you slapping helmets?
I don't see anything.
I mean, this whole...
I don't see anything.
I don't see anything, does anyone see anything?
I think no anomaly and if there's no anomaly B, BB.
No? Okay, show. What is it? Show. The coffee was always there. Is there something else?
The coffee was always there, but it's cold, no sugar in the coffee.
It has milk in it.
A chick!
Go check!
Go scout!
Run!
Into the hallway and see if anything changes.
I was ordinary.
Oh, there's another one.
What is that noise?
What?
the coffee is still 3R cap or here a cap?
I don't see anything.
Oh, this wasn't on?
I actually don't know.
Okay.
This monitor?
Is this an anomaly?
I don't actually know.
Okay, let's see if it's an anomaly.
Let's go A, A. Obviously it's not even connected.
None of the computers are connected.
I hope this game is not called University 33 because you have to beat 33 levels in the
room.
You fucking idiot!
Why did you say that Monterey was a fucking anomaly?
I think it will be it's for sure not
press both elevators at the same time
I don't think you can I think everyone has to be close
what did you always shake and you always think of stupid shit that aren't anomalies
no the coffee is the
go
go in the fucking bee
hello
i can't press
oh my god
alright don't screw up
uh... these aren't
these weren't here before right?
these things on the wall?
the chinese lanterns
that's an anomaly right? they were
are you sure? no
Oh, there's a mother fucker, it's a teletubbie!
It's a teletubbie, Tinky Winky in the fucking trash!
Alright, let's go before she eats our asses.
Or he...
Alright, I don't remember.
It's Lala.
I thought Lala was the purple one.
Tinky Winky.
Dim shits, la la poo.
Two.
To me it looks all normal.
It looks normal to me, anyone have any...
Looks good
Let's go B
Rushed B, so we can be at...
No, stone guy, you're disabled. You have no further opinions. You've wasted all of your guesses. Alright, you're out of guesses.
Okay.
Alright, where are we on three?
Was there always a coffee here?
Oh shit.
Get to A!
Fast!
Hurry!
A Marina!
Oh
Okay for
What is this man?
Alright, I don't see any.
I'm going B. Is it B? I think it's good. I think it's fine. No? Okay, show. Bro, the
coffee does not have come in it
You just bait me by switching your fucking hat away from the boulder. Okay, this guy is bad
as in what ok nothing but you don't know what hey bro is there a new blouse something
is off. Did you do something to your hair?
Let's go.
Come on.
Completely different model.
Yeah, I know.
It was a joke.
I'm glad you almost got it.
I don't see anything weird.
we have anything we go be we go be
I'm pretty sure it's normal, don't say it, go.
go go go go go go
seven okay we're live
we're live
Alright, on the thing is, again, the Eraser, alright, go away, I'm arena, I didn't say
Eraser, I said eraser.
Eraser.
Shit.
Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi
Messi Messi Messi Messi
Hey don't softlock, don't softlock
Oh my god this dude
Okay, don't touch
Okay
Come on
Let's see if you can score on the god gamer
I'm sorry.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
No.
Wait.
What happens if we take it with us into the elevator A?
Then there will always be an anomaly and we always need elevator A.
It's genius.
Come on, let's take it with us.
Come on, over here. Take the ball, sub-logging the ball.
Wait, let me scroll it then.
Hey!
That was me.
All right, let's bring it.
Come on.
Okay, in here.
You can do it.
We have to block it.
Alright, we have to squeeze it in.
Force it in.
Alright.
Hey, stand on the side.
Come on.
We have to block it in.
Alright, here we go.
Block, block, block.
Triangle.
Triangle formation.
Okay.
Push it in.
Push in.
Push it! Push! Push it! You can do it!
Alright, that works.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, I got a thing!
oh sad face sad face okay go back to A it's sad face
face it's very sad step into the arena
hey talk something about Sinecorp we have this that welcome back as well thank
Thank you, boys.
Shoulda brought you...
Ten.
Is it actually thirty-three floors?
I'm going to nick...
over level.
Cameras going there?
Someone is saying that the cameras weren't there.
That's true?
No, that's true.
I'm sorry, I confused us.
Uh...
I think, uh... Wait, you see an anomaly? What anomaly? What are you seeing?
Oh, I didn't see this room, it's a fucking mushroom, okay.
It's so me, buddy.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, anomaly. Come on guys, we gotta hurry up. If it's actually 33 levels, oh my
God that is an absolute anti-refund bullshit
for those that come after
That's just two pairs of glasses, no?
No, mine.
Alright, what the fuck is going on?
Okay, no, no, nothing right nothing
Okay, I say I say behind green I said then
Go I said behind
green green green green green green green green what
oh there wait this is this is anomaly is right it's not this is anomaly
elevator. Wrong elevator, wrong elevator. There is no anomaly we have to go to B.
No, there is no anomaly. Show me the anomaly. Show me the anomaly. There is no anomaly.
Okay, why are you standing in elevator A?
It's B!
So I'm already dragged from this. It's a one-time use, like the container.
what are you doing? Are you sure? The one that dragged it became a dwarf.
By what?
What?
I missed that.
No divorce.
Okay, now no anomaly, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
It's hat changed. Yeah, I think they've changed it. I don't know how they do it, but they do change it.
On their own.
What?
It's always like this now.
The sunglasses.
Are they with the sunglasses?
He always has glasses on his face.
Wait, are you s-? No, no, no, no. He always had that. He always had that. You guys trippin'.
you guys trippin you guys trippin
i stay behind
stay behind
i fuck i can't do it i got nothing
Oh 14.
Fuck.
Alright, whatever that was.
Oh, fuck.
whatever that was
alright get in get in get in
come on
we have to fucking beat 33 levels get the fucking elevator man
Oh, it's TTS.
I'm just, everyone has their roles, I'm just the overaller, you know what I mean?
Overall.
All, all seeing, all knowing.
Did someone drink this shit?
Bottoms up.
Ah, yeah this looks sus.
Anomaly.
Alright, let's go.
Hey.
Hey, Marina.
Okay.
Uh, we just stay, stay, just stay, just stay.
Oh
I
Okay, I'm done.
I'm done.
Shut up!
What the fuck?
SHUT UP!
What the fuck?
Alright, thank you.
Go.
Get in.
Hurry, Harry!
Let's chill, right?
Let's go B.
Last return.
What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK
It's the range group
To be fair, holy fuck dude
33 levels, that's insane
That is the next level in fucking sanity
I don't know what they were thinking, but probably not.
All right, as soon as this shadows show,
Shadows show.
It's almost nine, that's true.
But we have... we're fine.
We're gonna must... whatever it is.
Start.
Self-face.
In 1992, an incident occurred in a hospital called Red Forest that forever changed the
lives of those who found themselves unable to read fast enough.
In the evening of October 13, nurse Vera Nikolevna was finishing her shift and this day everything
went on as usual.
Ordinary patient or routine?
or routine. There it is that one of the patients, ward number 103, the alleged man, begins very
strangely. He was sitting on the edge of the bed looking out the window and he whispered something
unintelligible. We all went up to the patient to calm him down, but he just pointed his finger
to the window and whispered, they're coming. They're already here. At that moment, she saw
something incredible. Shadows were moving outside the window and the darkness of the forest.
They were shapeless with care in their eyes. They were approaching a hospital.
Suddenly the lights went out and the cars in the house were blinded by the darkness.
I was in the light of the window, and though it moved through which I felt like it was morning,
when the lights came back on, the hospital was empty.
All the patients said, well, it's this bird.
Police were around to see my only empty room, so I was going to see if the body was found.
Seeing the hospital was closed and the city gradually emptied.
No one was told the legend of the church from the forest.
So I threw them around the bed of the building.
It's a fascinating story that I read out of an old newspaper.
How would they know if no one survived?
There's nothing about fairy tales.
Of course, I found the case of this hospital.
I'm going to go there. Why don't I do this for you,
with the viewers of my new channel?
The viewers of my new channel.
Number four.
This abandoned hospital is allegedly attacked by shadow creatures.
back in the nineties judge for yourselves I haven't pipe my things yet
before I go out okay I haven't pipe my things yet before well okay where would
You go without her.
For convenience, I want to film the process of performing the ceremony from the outside.
Okay.
I guess I need this one.
What else do I need?
Oops, spray paint.
Since I live alone, I rarely use the other half of the house.
First world problem alone.
I'll leave candles for the ceremony.
I'll let toilet paper take a shot.
It's time to hit the road. Hit the road, Jack.
The road took a long time, but I found this sanatorium. We're going around the building.
I know there's only window without bars. Looks like my way in there's no other way. So I'll have to climb through
Do nothing
Mom said to sit here and play. I remember walking around the rooms.
yeah I already know that I'm having a friend though we're sorry that happened
Finally can't fucking read more than good shots.
Got it.
Fucking lag.
Look at the shadow, what the fuck, I'm lying.
Some lucky Luke shit motherfucker.
They won't let you out procedure.
Like how he has half the science in Russian and half the science in English.
Tsukablyata.
Wow, nothing here.
Yeah.
How did they know your house lay out?
Your mom must have told them.
The regular salt stops her. There must be another package in the dining room. I hope to get out of this dining place.
Salt stops her.
We need to get Crip up in this bitch.
It shows the grandfather and his granddaughter, maybe it's his wife, the old key, there was
a faded label on the key chain sheet, physician, ok.
to arrive for the disappear. Today's with love of her daughter, I'm not sure whether she's
a cute girl. Cute and kind girl, and she reminds me of my granddaughter. If you're reading
you've been in my coma for 20 years
one can only hope
in a way you motherfuckers are this dumb in real life
this has to be a lucid dream
search
an old pack of salt
Even though I read on the note that this is the only way to stop her
They're dead
Okay, we're not this key lead over here
here. Do I have to speak with somebody who's speaking of that in a mess? Or wouldn't I?
Hi, where is the lead? Fuck.
those of you saying minus 10. It's actually only about 80 volts converted. I know, I know,
math is hard. But if you're a broke boy, just say so.
What the hell is a Euro, man? Alright? Here we speak in the corona terms, alright? There's
only one currency. And that ain't it, brother!
And I'm from Olga, Sargivna, unusually cold today, where all Russians call the Olga
insert ladder
Was it key in the last room, this one?
Oh, there it was.
Oh, really observant, sir.
You passed the test.
You're invited to Hogwarts.
You see, remember the patient was discharged today, the other discreetly, they could hold
a sermon here and I'm done with the photos.
What fucking photos?
Oh
Then we taught me no
Oh
Why does it only show me this when I'm in camera mode?
This is so scuffed.
What?
Ha!
That's so forward-stake and one out of ten.
And you can't move in, Cameron.
You have to keep doing this to see where the fuck you want to stand.
Okay, fuck this.
Uh, PvP goes late in 5 minutes.
Alright, you gun nuns, I hope you geared up.
Game Capture.
Uh, FX2, welcome back, Reverse V1, a dry soldier, we get the walls of solitude on a
15 months monatennnnn!
Alright.
Oh shit, what if the server...
All right.
Oh shit, what if the server...
But there's a lot of people on my own now, and I might not get on them.
Awesome.
The carded tax by here.
I found out that, not only can I not use my dollars as a tax writer,
but I owe the IRS $12,000.
Luckily, after one phone call,
they put me in a payment plan for 36 months paying $30 a month without any
interest I am retired
that is that that is free retarded yeah
Oh
oh
Yeah
They're cooking. These guys are cooked. Why the fuck am I taking damage?
Okay, listen to my calls some day
We have to why nothing damaged I'm currently dying right now
All right, everyone gear the fuck up boys we're attacking the Russians. All right, they think they
I think they survived with the onslaughts.
Stop putting poop with my...
It's all that. It's all that.
Alright, everyone buff up.
Uh...
I think it's right.
I'm getting some bandages here, do we have bandages?
It's someone here, right?
Just like...
eight.
All right.
Hey, why am I thinking damage all the time?
What is this shit on my character?
Shots him off.
great night at this time of the day, I was in the service.
Oh, it is...
Oh.
Okay, Lord.
I'm healing... I'm poisoned. Where am I poisoned, man?
How do I have 2k HP?
Uh, well I put my points in Strength, the Guild, then Endurance, but I don't know.
Uh, this- the items give a lot of HP, the food.
I took one of each food buff.
Okay, why am I still poisoned?
How did I get rid of Poison?
Is it this thing here?
I think it was the... oh no, it's the Poison.
Okay, nice.
Alright.
I need a primer poison.
Alright.
Battering ramps?
Can I get a battering ram?
I'm in this bitch.
I need a battering ram.
Put a battering ram in my chest, please.
I can make one myself but it's like bad quality compared to what you guys can make only.
entering the ramp?
Banner in the ramp, let's go!
Good.
Alright.
I'm ready.
I'm ready to invade the Russians.
Let the fuckers up with you.
of that new form trokobon.
Wait this ain't the ship.
Where's the battleship?
This is in the battleship. Where's the one with the guns?
Is it this one? Did you remake it?
Oh, it's...
Is it this one?
It looks different. I guess you upgrade the guns to ballistas?
I don't tell me we can use them.
Oh my god, we can use these?
Oh shit man.
How much ammo do they have?
I don't want to waste.
I don't know if we have a single shot.
Right, the hour is past nine.
Sieging enabled.
Let's fuck up these Russians.
They were quite far away, no? Their base is over here, yeah.
what the hell is this? wait is this another base? who is this? these are the russians
Oh shit!
These are not the normies.
I don't want to waste my shots here.
Let's not waste the shots.
That's just the...
The annoying neighbors, okay.
We'll deal with them.
How do I exit?
This guy is called Babushka.
They're all Russians in the server or what?
Stuller group?
Is that not him? Stuller group?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, you ran into me.
I got him, he's stunned.
RIP dude!
Triple stun!
Oh my god dude, I know why you're not playing RIP man.
Sure, it's annoying to get friendly fire but...
The RIP is so fucking good.
Okay, when they're on the ground, don't finish them off unless someone is trying to help
you or help them, okay?
We save a lot of time.
I just lost my battery, Graham.
What?
Wait the battery ran just gets destroyed?
Is it one time use?
What?
Hey you can't shoot, shoot the door.
shoot the top. It's almost broken at the bottom. Don't waste shots. Alright, almost, almost.
by shots unless you're hitting the door.
Hold!
Charge!
Destroy the bonfire!
Why can't we destroy the bonfire?
When it ramps.
Wait, the fucking ramps are actually one time loose?
That is ridiculous.
What the fuck?
Loot their shit.
You can't loot their shit.
locked bonfire protection activated
where to destroy the bonfire
but we can't
can we aim the ballista to hit
wait do we have unlimited shots on the uh...
on the ballista
or no
I am shooting
I can't
you almost got it, wait
turn me inside of the building again
i think i'm too high up
you need to back up
and have me come from uh... this direction over here
here
and then shoot in
okay
I'm hitting it! Stop it! I'm hitting it! I think I'm hitting it!
Okay, there, there, there!
Is it working? Am I hitting it?
I can't actually move it right now.
I can't move it.
You have to move the ship.
Oh wait, I can move it, but I can't see my cursor, so hang on.
So, yeah, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill,
Wait, are you ramming it?
Okay.
Decaying.
3% per hour.
Oh, hell no.
But it's not about that, it's about, uh, killing the neighbors.
There's gear.
Yeah, that's a good question.
If you put your own bonfire here, they can't reclaim this.
Can we put a bonfire here?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, I'm no there, I'm no on it.
I'm not all dead.
ship or their ship? This is our ship. Okay let's go. Are we going to the Russians?
someone really should build a bonfire here though so they can't reclaim their base
just build one door and their bonfire
boom
stolen base stolen
Wait, where are you going back?
Oh.
I'm falling.
Look, they're shooting.
and
Alright, I'm ready.
Alright, let's get those Russians. Let's get those Russian Russians down here.
Just being a hippo or two, they nerfed hippo apparently.
They nerfed them most of all we did the Friday.
They no longer destroys the building with the poops.
Alright, who's flying this shit? Let's go!
Get her up!
Aside your level points, by the way, if you haven't...
Yeah, someone had an infinite fucking ram. I don't know why others did not work.
the ballistas? do they have ammo or not? I didn't see any.
Oh, fuck.
Right, okay.
They actually got into one of the ballistas instead.
Yeah, where did you see that, MacCount?
Okay so we all erased the ballistas too much or nothing.
We have 7 rams in bottom chest.
7 rams in ram ranch.
Wanting to penetrate enemy cabbages.
die if you get one yeah all right action is coming get these fucks these
guys are quite the base sturdy walls
I'm stuck.
Alright, you gotta decide on which one to smack.
Do you want to smack a roof tile?
This one?
Wait, I don't think you can smack it, can you smack it?
uh... make sure you're actually hitting
verify
this one right here
bro he's not getting shit
oh my
bro this shit is not dealing damage
right you've done damage here
to the door
Hey, break the door in, break the door.
job
fifty-three
Alright. Oh shit! I'll get a red text on it.
Damage for ants.
Two more.
One more. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm stuck! Oh my god. Oh fuck, I'm stuck. Oh no, I don't have wings anymore. I'm stuck.
I'm stuck down here.
Help!
I run like a flight for me.
Wait, wait, I got it.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, baby.
All right, a trope of violence here.
Oh
bro what is this why is it so hard to siege what is this damage France okay
Almost 300.
One HP, literally one HP.
No, no, no, no, no.
Who is the architect of this fucking place?
Okay, 26 damage, okay, don't forget to repair it before it breaks.
for your brakes.
Try helping.
Bro, I don't have a battering van, man.
It's no one steady.
chest.
Are they ready?
Gooooo!
Oh shit!
Battered that... Yeah exactly!
The bonfire.
Superbliate!
What the fuck?
Prioritize the bonfire!
we'll have one fucking run manager yeah good job
Well now they can't reclaim this right?
1.8% their build is deducted per hour?
It takes 50 plus hours for their shit to deteriorate.
How do you even destroy this shit?
Like, can we build a bonfire?
If we do like a foundation or some shit, and put a bonfire?
Does someone have ingredients for a bonfire?
Matz.
So, pick me up.
You can climb on the wall.
Can't build here, it says.
It doesn't have to be inside, you can place it outside, bonfires have really big range
and then you can just build in the bonfire.
Bro, what? 1.8% per hour? That's like non-existent man.
How are you supposed to break people's fucking chests?
Where's there's chest room by the way? It's not in here. This is their crafting room.
They're down.
Could be at least 5%
Honestly if you kill a bonfire
You should
It should like fucking deteriorate within the fucking hour. I'll be honest
100% per hour and then you can hold it for an hour, right?
You hold it for an hour. They try to take it back
Oh there!
You just hold it for two days.
You can't because you cannot respawn here without a bonfire.
So it's like...
They sure spent a lot of time on this though.
Or rather, once the bonfire is gone, you can siege with normal weapons.
That should be the ultimate solution.
Once you kill their bonfire, and there's no bonfire protection, everything deals damage.
No more weapons deal damage.
That would be the best solution.
Yeah, like in myth of empires.
I don't remember exactly how that worked.
I remember you say that, but...
If that's how it worked, then that would be good.
because I feel like it costs more to craft bullets for the balistas than the walls where
of
people in the base outside yeah we don't the hippos don't work anymore they
They hot-fixed it.
They don't work, they don't work.
Oh, maybe that chest on that was built in.
That's a lot of materials to have a chest on the ship or what.
I just take everything, I'm sure.
How do I take everything?
I don't want to be overburdened.
Some things are decaying 4.2%, some things are decaying 1.8%
All this for grass
Ah!
Well, there's their hippo farm, look at that.
I'm setting them free, I'm dead.
Help so unrest me.
I'm down here, I'm down here, yeah.
Right, stay down.
Yeah, I'm down here, I'm down here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big healing from this.
How do you loop my CC, for the hell?
Well set them free!
Set them free!
medic hippos
fucking hell time up again
Ah, shit.
Why would you ever replace the flight mask?
I'm putting this in here.
all this shit goes in here.
Any vegetarians?
We're in and I can't get up.
How do you fly up?
Okay.
I'm stuck.
What the fuck?
What am I climbing?
Oh my god, you're getting the chests full of shit.
What is going on, man?
I can't get out of here.
I'm stuck.
Oh, use the door.
What the fuck?
No, I'm outside the door and it's still starting.
What the fuck?
Okay.
That's a lot of chests.
oh my god okay this is the reward this is the reward oh my god oh my god that
is oh my god these guys will be mad very mad shouldn't have fucking gone to bed
during pvp hours.
Oh, more barricades. I'll take one.
One damage.
To rule them all.
Mine broke.
Are these steel chests?
Faster!
Oh, sorry.
Faster!
I got banned from your chat for using racially insensitive language.
I am not sorry, and I do not want to be undone. Fuck you.
Good. That aligns with my intentions.
Appreciate making it easy.
Grandad! Put your back into it!
Huh?
The best treasure of all time is in these super chests, alright?
You'll get 4% of the content, divided by 4.
Alright, here we go.
Show me.
Oh, this is all the- oh my god, what the fuck.
oh my god okay bring it on the ship
real ship
stop slagging
I don't know why anyone is not playing the way the Rookies is the best weapon but it's
load it up!
coming
You cannot carry so much on your own, I will, I will contribute to the cost.
Oh my god, I can barely go with 300.
Alright, I'm a PAK ESE as we say in German. Let's go.
Take me back to the base so I can put these in the chest.
Okay, I'm gonna have to drop 300 or so on. This isn't way too much.
can fucking move
chest is right here, is it a chest?
this is an engine
alright wait, let me grab it back then
I think you move a little bit faster if you jump.
Alright this is full.
Okay.
What the fuck are you doing?
There's a secret, uh...
There's a secret fucking, uh...
Super treasure in there.
Oh.
What the fuck is he doing in there?
Oh, he fucking tried to cheese!
Oh!
Oh my god.
We're in till they're gone, reclaim everything.
Let's try another thing.
Nice fucking ban.
Why is there a countdown to this by the way?
Does that mean that it's gonna get destroyed after that?
Because if so, we gotta step on it man.
this clay. Get the bronze first. We'll try the bronze. True.
QQQ.
Who's taking a shit?
I don't know if it's worth putting the yarn in there.
How much space do we have?
We need another, we need another, we need another chest.
I was just poisoned.
One more chest.
Yeah, alright, let's go. Yeah, we got all the bronze and stuff. I'm gonna fall off
Let me go in this shit room.
Fucking...
No, no, no! Go back!
Fly back to the main base and unload this shit.
fuck you for son I've been grinding this game I've been grinding this game for days
my butt is free just soup in and steal everything fuck you honestly
it did be like that sometimes they did put up a good fucking fight the first time we attacked
them though but to be fair we couldn't see it they would have lost their time
They had some legendary Malapakas, they had the broadsword fucking super slasher guy who
was fucking 1v3.
But they can't beat the quantity before quality build.
it was too many
successful raid
kangai is not even green
i will talk with the 3-4-9 mods
very nice
we have jinn, 21-naked and our drunken one
15 months
game is cool if you have friends, spoiler, you do not, unless you hang out with the coolest
This buys!
What the fuck are you doing?
Why are you going down there?
No, no, no.
We have too much shit in the chest.
Go back first.
Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
We go back with the loot, we go back with the loot, alright?
This is just a wooden club base, they don't have shit.
These guys don't have jack shit.
Guaranteed.
Oh wait, I just thought of it.
We got nothing!
Where... which one is Thicc Styles?
This one?
Like, dies and stuff?
Does that work?
No.
What if there was textiles?
There's a dump chest.
Where's the dump chest?
Show.
This one.
Slayswold sword.
Oh, that's useful.
This one, uh, Slayz was short, alright that's useful, uh, you guys are the Slayz, right?
Got the mysterious table, alright good stuff, I got a piece, I got a piece, I got a piece,
good job team I got a piece of this out this the fuck off
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