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A typical African home is 100% built with tools"}, {"start": 1400.56, "end": 1407.52, "text": " made or imported outside Africa. What's hard to copy a window, copy a shower, copy nails,"}, {"start": 1407.52, "end": 1414.56, "text": " and every other tool needed to build a home. What's so hard to use your endowed arable land"}, {"start": 1414.56, "end": 1420.8799999999999, "text": " with no adverse weather to grow your own food? What's so hard about forming a committee to design"}, {"start": 1420.8799999999999, "end": 1425.44, "text": " your city and plan it to reflect on the weather? Yeah, there's no way to make it."}, {"start": 1425.44, "end": 1432.32, "text": " Like style, authenticity, or identity. Why use a deluxe or other imported paint brand"}, {"start": 1432.32, "end": 1437.04, "text": " intended for the winter climate on a structure where the year-round average temperature"}, {"start": 1437.04, "end": 1443.12, "text": " is 35 degrees only for it to peel. Go to buildings and offices in Africa and see how the paint"}, {"start": 1443.12, "end": 1448.0, "text": " are peeling off. 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that that would change"}, {"start": 1484.6, "end": 1487.2, "text": " the various African countries instead of running"}, {"start": 1487.2, "end": 1490.44, "text": " around beating your chest, how you invented everything,"}, {"start": 1490.44, "end": 1496.88, "text": " how everyone hates you and how racism has impacted you so much that you can't even go out of your little emotions."}, {"start": 1496.88, "end": 1501.68, "text": " Don't you think if an African leader were to go to the European Union, go to the USA,"}, {"start": 1501.68, "end": 1504.7, "text": " go to Japan, South Korea and say to them,"}, {"start": 1504.7, "end": 1508.1000000000001, "text": " please, we don't know what we're doing."}, {"start": 1508.1000000000001, "end": 1513.8200000000002, "text": " Could you help us and send some professionals in A, B, C or D categories"}, {"start": 1513.8200000000002, "end": 1518.48, "text": " to educate and help us become better in the areas that we fall short?"}, {"start": 1518.48, "end": 1520.18, "text": " Instead of giving us handouts,"}, {"start": 1520.18, "end": 1523.3600000000001, "text": " Do you really think that the Europeans, American, Japanese,"}, {"start": 1523.3600000000001, "end": 1524.78, "text": " or Korean would say no?"}, {"start": 1524.78, "end": 1527.5, "text": " In fact, they'll be touched by their gesture."}, {"start": 1527.5, "end": 1531.1000000000001, "text": " Nobody wants Africans to suffer, stay poor,"}, {"start": 1531.1000000000001, "end": 1532.26, "text": " and underdeveloped."}, {"start": 1532.26, "end": 1535.1000000000001, "text": " Because if they remain poor and underdeveloped,"}, {"start": 1535.1000000000001, "end": 1537.8200000000002, "text": " it will only be a burden to the rest of the world,"}, {"start": 1537.8200000000002, "end": 1540.38, "text": " especially the developed world, as they"}, {"start": 1540.38, "end": 1542.46, "text": " were pouring in illegal immigration"}, {"start": 1542.46, "end": 1544.3400000000001, "text": 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something?"}, {"start": 1702.7, "end": 1706.3400000000001, "text": " Thank you for posting the video and sharing it."}, {"start": 1706.3400000000001, "end": 1708.14, "text": " And we're all bad boys for life."}, {"start": 1708.14, "end": 1709.14, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 1709.14, "end": 1715.7800000000002, "text": " Um, what is the date today?"}, {"start": 1715.7800000000002, "end": 1718.5400000000002, "text": " I completely, you know, it's Thursday."}, {"start": 1718.54, "end": 1721.98, "text": " Thursday, I was completely wrong last night."}, {"start": 1721.98, "end": 1724.8999999999999, "text": " I had the dates wrong all this time."}, {"start": 1724.8999999999999, "end": 1726.06, "text": " Did he come on out?"}, {"start": 1726.06, "end": 1727.06, "text": " He's gone."}, {"start": 1757.06, "end": 1759.06, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 1787.06, "end": 1789.06, "text": " I just put a little bit of shake in the pan,"}, {"start": 1789.06, "end": 1791.06, "text": " put it 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"text": " Tum tum tum sound"}, {"start": 1823.06, "end": 1825.06, "text": " Y'all got it?"}, {"start": 1825.06, "end": 1828.06, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 1828.06, "end": 1831.06, "text": " Here's..."}, {"start": 1831.06, "end": 1834.06, "text": " Diddy, as you know, he is a very..."}, {"start": 1834.06, "end": 1838.06, "text": " He's a solid man, he's a strong man, and he says what he means"}, {"start": 1838.06, "end": 1840.06, "text": " and he is..."}, {"start": 1840.06, "end": 1842.06, "text": " The last time he was here, I want to show you..."}, {"start": 1842.06, "end": 1844.06, "text": " Yeah, exactly."}, {"start": 1844.06, "end": 1846.54, "text": " She was asking what kind of table this was."}, {"start": 1846.54, "end": 1848.22, "text": " This was a different table last time."}, {"start": 1848.22, "end": 1849.86, "text": " Let's show everybody what happened."}, {"start": 1849.86, "end": 1852.86, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, there you go."}, {"start": 1852.86, "end": 1854.34, "text": " I heard that you were."}, {"start": 1854.34, "end": 1854.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1854.84, "end": 1855.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1855.34, "end": 1855.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1855.84, "end": 1856.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1856.34, "end": 1856.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1856.84, "end": 1857.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1857.34, "end": 1857.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1857.84, "end": 1858.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1858.34, "end": 1858.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1858.84, "end": 1859.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1859.34, "end": 1859.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1859.84, "end": 1860.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1860.34, "end": 1860.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1860.84, "end": 1861.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1861.34, "end": 1861.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1861.84, "end": 1862.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1862.34, "end": 1862.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1862.84, "end": 1863.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1863.34, "end": 1863.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1863.84, "end": 1864.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1864.34, "end": 1864.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1864.84, "end": 1865.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1865.34, "end": 1865.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1865.84, "end": 1866.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1866.34, "end": 1866.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1866.84, "end": 1867.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1867.34, "end": 1867.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1867.84, "end": 1868.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1868.34, "end": 1868.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1868.84, "end": 1869.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1869.34, "end": 1869.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1869.84, "end": 1870.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1870.34, "end": 1870.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1870.84, "end": 1871.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1871.34, "end": 1871.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1871.84, "end": 1872.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1872.34, "end": 1872.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1872.8400000000001, "end": 1873.88, "text": " because I love this show."}, {"start": 1873.88, "end": 1875.4, "text": " You're bringing back Making the Band."}, {"start": 1875.4, "end": 1876.4, "text": " Yes, yes."}, {"start": 1876.4, "end": 1878.4, "text": " We're bringing back Making the Band."}, {"start": 1882.4, "end": 1884.2, "text": " It's a reboot of the show, but we're"}, {"start": 1884.2, "end": 1885.7600000000002, "text": " doing it totally different."}, {"start": 1885.7600000000002, "end": 1889.6000000000001, "text": " We start our auditions in Atlanta this weekend."}, {"start": 1889.6000000000001, "end": 1893.1200000000001, "text": " And you can call me on my love line, 917."}, {"start": 1893.1200000000001, "end": 1896.96, "text": " 917-746-1444."}, {"start": 1896.96, "end": 1897.96, "text": " 1444."}, {"start": 1897.96, "end": 1899.8400000000001, "text": " You can text me your auditions there"}, {"start": 1899.8400000000001, "end": 1903.2, "text": " if you can't make it to Atlanta, North Carolina, LA,"}, 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Bitcoin hits 1 billion, what? 49%"}, {"start": 1946.56, "end": 1962.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1962.84, "end": 1964.6399999999999, "text": " How can that be?"}, {"start": 1964.64, "end": 1978.3600000000001, "text": " Why is it 50% almost?"}, {"start": 1978.3600000000001, "end": 1982.2, "text": " That can't be."}, {"start": 1982.2, "end": 1991.24, "text": " Something weird is going on here."}, {"start": 1991.24, "end": 2002.32, "text": " advertising the bet won't settle it's advertising the bet won't settle and why"}, {"start": 2002.32, "end": 2004.32, "text": " I want the bet settle."}, {"start": 2019.28, "end": 2020.6, "text": " Read the terms."}, {"start": 2020.6, "end": 2023.28, "text": " It's until June, 2026."}, {"start": 2027.36, "end": 2028.72, "text": " Now I get it."}, {"start": 2028.72, "end": 2030.86, "text": " They vegetariously says before."}, {"start": 2031.8600000000001, "end": 2036.6200000000001, "text": " So it's only GTA releases after June 2026"}, {"start": 2039.38, "end": 2041.38, "text": " What"}, {"start": 2047.18, "end": 2049.1800000000003, "text": " It's all shit"}, {"start": 2049.18, "end": 2061.94, "text": " You never know what a trick god damn it us"}, {"start": 2079.18, "end": 2081.18, "text": " She's fucked!"}, {"start": 2081.18, "end": 2083.18, "text": " Oh Jesus fuck!"}, {"start": 2083.18, "end": 2085.18, "text": " Jesus fuck."}, {"start": 2085.18, "end": 2087.18, "text": " Jesus fuck."}, {"start": 2087.18, "end": 2089.18, "text": " Jesus!"}, {"start": 2091.18, "end": 2093.18, "text": " Moo!"}, {"start": 2093.18, "end": 2095.18, "text": " Moo!"}, {"start": 2105.18, "end": 2107.18, "text": " The bed goes to 50-50 if split-fjt6"}, {"start": 2107.18, "end": 2114.18, "text": " It doesn't start all this time before the game was delayed."}, {"start": 2137.18, "end": 2165.18, "text": " It's always something else, you know?"}, {"start": 2165.18, "end": 2167.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2185.04, "end": 2187.04, "text": " Damn it"}, {"start": 2195.18, "end": 2197.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2225.18, "end": 2231.46, "text": " Yeah, I hear you hear the game"}, {"start": 2233.18, "end": 2235.18, "text": " Care to gain"}, {"start": 2235.8999999999996, "end": 2241.2999999999997, "text": " Yeah, here. Thank you, bro. Yeah, let me lock in let me lock in let me lock in"}, {"start": 2246.62, "end": 2248.62, "text": " Let him cook"}, {"start": 2255.18, "end": 2267.18, "text": " Real by the way, so real, it's so real, it's as real as my dick crumb balls."}, {"start": 2285.18, "end": 2287.18, "text": " What the f**k?"}, {"start": 2293.18, "end": 2295.18, "text": " Wait, I don't need the money."}, {"start": 2310.18, "end": 2312.18, "text": " Everybody watch out!"}, {"start": 2312.18, "end": 2315.18, "text": " Did he just oiled up the floor?"}, {"start": 2319.18, "end": 2322.18, "text": " Please be careful when you..."}, {"start": 2325.18, "end": 2331.18, "text": " KDD has saved a lot of people with save oil, so we're going to move on to the next game."}, {"start": 2333.18, "end": 2336.18, "text": " This game will be played as a 4-year-old player."}, {"start": 2366.18, "end": 2368.18, "text": " Pajivel. And Rake."}, {"start": 2368.18, "end": 2370.18, "text": " Come on guys, we got this."}, {"start": 2373.18, "end": 2375.18, "text": " Now they're fucked, bro."}, {"start": 2391.18, "end": 2393.18, "text": " Wait, why are you three?"}, {"start": 2393.18, "end": 2398.18, "text": " The fourth is coming. A little friend of mine."}, {"start": 2415.18, "end": 2419.18, "text": " You can call him Triple T, baby."}, {"start": 2423.18, "end": 2435.02, "text": " as it be a shit i've ever seen"}, {"start": 2435.02, "end": 2446.02, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 2446.02, "end": 2450.62, "text": " this is lima sol a port city on the southern coast of cyprus"}, {"start": 2450.62, "end": 2458.7799999999997, "text": " It's a resort town with beaches, luxury high-rises, and more Russian money than almost anywhere on Earth."}, {"start": 2458.7799999999997, "end": 2468.46, "text": " This place is a haven for Russian oligarchs indulging criminal money."}, {"start": 2468.46, "end": 2472.96, "text": " It's been called the beating heart of the Putin regime's shadow financial system."}, {"start": 2472.96, "end": 2479.66, "text": " And it's also home to the headquarters of the largest YouTube operation in the world."}, {"start": 2479.66, "end": 2482.46, "text": " A company called The Soul Publishing."}, {"start": 2482.46, "end": 2491.02, "text": " They're surprisingly little known about The Soul, despite them quietly running over 700"}, {"start": 2491.02, "end": 2496.62, "text": " YouTube channels with a collective 1.3 billion subscribers."}, {"start": 2496.62, "end": 2500.8599999999997, "text": " It's Russian founders who created a company that is roughly three times bigger than"}, {"start": 2500.8599999999997, "end": 2505.14, "text": " the largest YouTuber on the platform do not communicate with the press."}, {"start": 2505.14, "end": 2507.3399999999997, "text": " Here's one of them, named Pavel."}, {"start": 2507.34, "end": 2512.6200000000003, "text": " he is again flicking off a traffic camera and in Tokyo with a man who was personally named in the"}, {"start": 2512.6200000000003, "end": 2517.42, "text": " Steele dossier on allegations of his and his company's involvement in the Russian hacking"}, {"start": 2517.98, "end": 2525.1800000000003, "text": " of the Democratic National Committee. The sole publishing is best known for one channel,"}, {"start": 2525.1800000000003, "end": 2530.06, "text": " a channel that was created by its founders before the company itself, a channel that grew"}, {"start": 2530.06, "end": 2536.2200000000003, "text": " suspiciously fast, a channel that just two years after was created was the third largest"}, {"start": 2536.2200000000003, "end": 2538.5200000000004, "text": " in the entire world."}, {"start": 2538.5200000000004, "end": 2543.2200000000003, "text": " A channel called Five Minute Crafts."}, {"start": 2543.2200000000003, "end": 2547.2200000000003, "text": " On today's episode of What the Fuck is Five Minute Crafts Doing,"}, {"start": 2547.2200000000003, "end": 2550.7200000000003, "text": " get you some Gatorade Lids, grind that shit the fuck up,"}, {"start": 2550.7200000000003, "end": 2555.2200000000003, "text": " mm-hmm, melt that down, use your fucking salt or even all this out"}, {"start": 2555.2200000000003, "end": 2557.7200000000003, "text": " and then melt this, mm-hmm."}, {"start": 2557.7200000000003, "end": 2561.2200000000003, "text": " I'm telling you these people, mm-hmm, something wrong with them."}, {"start": 2561.2200000000003, "end": 2563.2200000000003, "text": " Oh, no toilet paper?"}, {"start": 2563.2200000000003, "end": 2566.2200000000003, "text": " Well, just tear your fucking shirt up."}, {"start": 2566.2200000000003, "end": 2569.2200000000003, "text": " You're tired of falling asleep while you're reading a book."}, {"start": 2569.2200000000003, "end": 2572.2200000000003, "text": " Just tear the fucking book up, pour some water in the glass."}, {"start": 2572.2200000000003, "end": 2575.2200000000003, "text": " This shit right here fucking pissed me off."}, {"start": 2575.2200000000003, "end": 2577.2200000000003, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 2580.2200000000003, "end": 2584.2200000000003, "text": " Over the years, there's been quite a bit of mystery surrounding this channel"}, {"start": 2584.2200000000003, "end": 2588.2200000000003, "text": " that's universally hated, and its life hacks"}, {"start": 2588.2200000000003, "end": 2596.46, "text": " are typically just absurd solutions to problems that no one has ever had to the"}, {"start": 2596.46, "end": 2600.94, "text": " internet unable to pry their eyes away has been asking the question who is this"}, {"start": 2600.94, "end": 2607.7000000000003, "text": " channel for why do they even exist and how did it get so big agreeing that"}, {"start": 2607.7000000000003, "end": 2614.1000000000004, "text": " something weird has never happened here the theories started spreading"}, {"start": 2618.2200000000003, "end": 2625.2200000000003, "text": " So, last year, Mia and I went online and purchased."}, {"start": 2625.2200000000003, "end": 2648.28, "text": " What is our position about alternative life forms i.e. aliens, Muslims believe in aliens"}, {"start": 2648.28, "end": 2656.7200000000003, "text": " or not has Allah created other beings or are we the only creation of Allah some"}, {"start": 2656.7200000000003, "end": 2666.96, "text": " scholars including Ibn Taymiyyah have opined that Allah Azawajal has created"}, {"start": 2666.96, "end": 2673.1200000000003, "text": " other life forms and that this goes back to the perfection of Allah being"}, {"start": 2673.12, "end": 2684.56, "text": " the one who continues to create. So the notion that the only creation is us and after we're"}, {"start": 2684.56, "end": 2691.0, "text": " gone there will be no other creation. It seems to suggest as if Allah is not really creating"}, {"start": 2691.0, "end": 2697.8399999999997, "text": " perpetually, continuously. And Ibn Taymiyyah felt that this diminishes the majesty of"}, {"start": 2697.84, "end": 2707.4, "text": " of Allah. He felt that Allah SWT has been constantly creating and will constantly continue"}, {"start": 2707.4, "end": 2718.32, "text": " to create to no end. And that what we know is only our world that in our world, our"}, {"start": 2718.32, "end": 2725.36, "text": " portion, there are others as well before us and after us. Are they simultaneous"}, {"start": 2725.36, "end": 2729.76, "text": " to us Ibn Taymiyyah didn't talk about that. Ibn Taymiyyah is talking about the issue of Allah"}, {"start": 2729.76, "end": 2737.1200000000003, "text": " always creating but there is no negation of the fact that other worlds could be simultaneous to us"}, {"start": 2737.1200000000003, "end": 2743.2000000000003, "text": " or other creations could be simultaneous and there are many evidences that might possibly"}, {"start": 2743.2000000000003, "end": 2751.6, "text": " suggest this so please don't miss out on the tweet. I'm saying there is some evidence"}, {"start": 2751.6, "end": 2757.72, "text": " Suggest that Allah has created other creations. What are some of the evidences number one?"}, {"start": 2760.4, "end": 2762.9, "text": " He has created things you will never know you don't know about"}, {"start": 2763.42, "end": 2767.2799999999997, "text": " So you will never know which means this is not something you can see"}, {"start": 2769.2, "end": 2774.66, "text": " He has created things you don't know about number two that Allah says in the Quran that"}, {"start": 2774.66, "end": 2785.2599999999998, "text": " Allah has created all of the heavens and the earth and he has scattered throughout all of them creatures"}, {"start": 2785.2599999999998, "end": 2793.3399999999997, "text": " not just on the earth the samawat is not just our heavens it is beyond our heavens and Allah says"}, {"start": 2793.3399999999997, "end": 2800.22, "text": " he has scattered creatures in all of them and if he wants to he can gather all of them up at once"}, {"start": 2800.2200000000003, "end": 2802.6200000000003, "text": " or he can gather the two of them together."}, {"start": 2802.6200000000003, "end": 2809.6200000000003, "text": " Now you can understand this verse to mean the day of judgment, which is the majority interpretation,"}, {"start": 2809.6200000000003, "end": 2815.1200000000003, "text": " or you can understand it to mean Allah has created all different creatures,"}, {"start": 2815.1200000000003, "end": 2819.6200000000003, "text": " and if he wanted to, he could cause them to meet. Both are linguistically possible."}, {"start": 2819.6200000000003, "end": 2822.92, "text": " There are other evidences as well. I'll just jump straight to the one."}, {"start": 2822.92, "end": 2829.7200000000003, "text": " I think, Wallahu A'lam, is the strongest evidence to suggest that there might be other creations of Allah."}, {"start": 2829.7200000000003, "end": 2834.7200000000003, "text": " And Allah knows best. So that Isra, where Allah SWT says"}, {"start": 2845.7200000000003, "end": 2850.7200000000003, "text": " We have honored the children of Adam and we have carried them in the land and in the seas"}, {"start": 2850.7200000000003, "end": 2857.7200000000003, "text": " and we have given them many things and we have preferred them humans"}, {"start": 2857.7200000000003, "end": 2870.7200000000003, "text": " over many other things that we have created. Which means we have preferred some over them as well."}, {"start": 2870.7200000000003, "end": 2873.7200000000003, "text": " You understand? We have favored them a lot."}, {"start": 2873.7200000000003, "end": 2875.7200000000003, "text": " I understand nothing."}, {"start": 2879.7200000000003, "end": 2884.7200000000003, "text": " I understand nothing but the fact that there are no further links. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 2887.7200000000003, "end": 2901.6400000000003, "text": " Let me look when that game releases today, last live game."}, {"start": 2901.6400000000003, "end": 2908.28, "text": " What was it called last night?"}, {"start": 2908.28, "end": 2914.28, "text": " It's already out."}, {"start": 2944.28, "end": 2956.6400000000003, "text": " it's anything good let's see let's see only five gigabytes something feels wrong"}, {"start": 2956.6400000000003, "end": 2959.1200000000003, "text": " here"}, {"start": 3004.28, "end": 3022.76, "text": " If it's not bueno, we'll just fuck off."}, {"start": 3022.76, "end": 3034.1200000000003, "text": " I can't find this shit though."}, {"start": 3034.12, "end": 3044.64, "text": " Something is sus because my download speed is now pretty much non-existent and it said"}, {"start": 3044.64, "end": 3051.68, "text": " previously that the game would release in two hours and now it's suddenly released and"}, {"start": 3051.68, "end": 3059.4, "text": " download speed is no bueno. Restart PC happens to me too."}, {"start": 3059.4, "end": 3069.1600000000003, "text": " I don't think I have to restart PC. Let me see if I can install this game. Let's see if the"}, {"start": 3069.16, "end": 3089.16, "text": " The other space is not for everything. Wait, there is a swap server one second."}, {"start": 3089.16, "end": 3105.2, "text": " in settings oh no it works wait mega bits mega bytes what is normal balance"}, {"start": 3105.2000000000003, "end": 3123.4800000000005, "text": " speed in terms of mega bits? Where's a 10, 20, 300? One bit equals 8 bytes. Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 3123.48, "end": 3126.5, "text": " I'm wondering in bits."}, {"start": 3126.5, "end": 3128.1, "text": " Okay, probably I do this."}, {"start": 3128.1, "end": 3130.36, "text": " Steam settings."}, {"start": 3135.42, "end": 3136.98, "text": " This usually helps."}, {"start": 3147.42, "end": 3149.02, "text": " No seethers."}, {"start": 3150.9, "end": 3151.7400000000002, "text": " And"}, {"start": 3153.48, "end": 3160.48, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3160.48, "end": 3162.48, "text": " Viva la r\u00e9volution!"}, {"start": 3162.48, "end": 3164.48, "text": " We just switched to France."}, {"start": 3164.48, "end": 3166.48, "text": " The French."}, {"start": 3166.48, "end": 3168.48, "text": " And now it's five."}, {"start": 3168.48, "end": 3174.48, "text": " Six hundred and sixteen megabits per second."}, {"start": 3174.48, "end": 3177.48, "text": " For seven."}, {"start": 3177.48, "end": 3179.48, "text": " That's exactly it."}, {"start": 3186.28, "end": 3188.28, "text": " Pretty good."}, {"start": 3189.84, "end": 3191.84, "text": " Pretty good."}, {"start": 3191.84, "end": 3219.2000000000003, "text": " I speak a little bit of everything now the game should be downloaded and we're good"}, {"start": 3219.2000000000003, "end": 3239.28, "text": " Let's see if they can live up to Team Fortress expectations."}, {"start": 3239.28, "end": 3258.96, "text": " game capture lost like okay"}, {"start": 3269.28, "end": 3295.28, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3295.28, "end": 3306.1200000000003, "text": " I didn't drop any frames."}, {"start": 3306.1200000000003, "end": 3312.96, "text": " Privacy policy, you lot, you lot."}, {"start": 3312.96, "end": 3314.96, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3314.96, "end": 3321.5600000000004, "text": " That's what we got here."}, {"start": 3321.5600000000004, "end": 3324.5600000000004, "text": " I just leave it on."}, {"start": 3324.56, "end": 3342.32, "text": " I don't remember if this is third person or first person."}, {"start": 3342.32, "end": 3349.32, "text": " I forgot."}, {"start": 3366.0800000000004, "end": 3367.8, "text": " It's done."}, {"start": 3367.8, "end": 3371.54, "text": " I'm not just on Twitch."}, {"start": 3371.54, "end": 3375.18, "text": " All right, what is this?"}, {"start": 3381.9, "end": 3382.9, "text": " Ducking."}, {"start": 3386.5, "end": 3391.02, "text": " All right, we're just going to leave it like this."}, {"start": 3391.02, "end": 3395.2599999999998, "text": " Sprint activation toggle."}, {"start": 3395.2599999999998, "end": 3396.74, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 3396.74, "end": 3399.3, "text": " Hold."}, {"start": 3399.3, "end": 3399.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3401.54, "end": 3418.98, "text": " Alright, let's go play tutorial not completed, tutorial on the right, what a bold move."}, {"start": 3418.98, "end": 3420.98, "text": " I must say"}, {"start": 3426.22, "end": 3432.72, "text": " Hey quality for the two to three six two months for some of the argument rise to minus nearing 30 30"}, {"start": 3433.28, "end": 3435.28, "text": " That's nothing"}, {"start": 3437.54, "end": 3439.54, "text": " That is nothing"}, {"start": 3440.26, "end": 3443.32, "text": " Auditions head for that mark two when you're ready to begin"}, {"start": 3443.32, "end": 3456.76, "text": " You're just leaving all these other fools behind man."}, {"start": 3456.76, "end": 3457.76, "text": " Lost like match."}, {"start": 3457.76, "end": 3464.2400000000002, "text": " Let's start with one player from each team hiding their flag on the side of the map."}, {"start": 3464.2400000000002, "end": 3465.2400000000002, "text": " Their flag hiding."}, {"start": 3465.2400000000002, "end": 3469.36, "text": " The map is divided in half by curtains that would go up where the map starts."}, {"start": 3469.36, "end": 3481.88, "text": " It's not even a flag, it's like a knot or some shit, I don't know, you can't even see"}, {"start": 3481.88, "end": 3486.8, "text": " them, you see the thingy flying."}, {"start": 3486.8, "end": 3490.88, "text": " Alright, hold to place the flag, I'll hide."}, {"start": 3490.88, "end": 3494.84, "text": " Finally a good spot to hide."}, {"start": 3494.84, "end": 3499.84, "text": " Okay, I hide the flag in here."}, {"start": 3505.84, "end": 3507.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3509.84, "end": 3512.84, "text": " Uh, find enemy flag."}, {"start": 3512.84, "end": 3520.8, "text": " cash bots are like piggy banks destroy them to get money so you can upgrade your"}, {"start": 3520.8, "end": 3532.4, "text": " abilities has a very bad the real the battery oh the game called real"}, {"start": 3532.4, "end": 3534.4, "text": " It seems an ability to upgrade."}, {"start": 3534.4, "end": 3536.4, "text": " Deal to it."}, {"start": 3538.4, "end": 3540.4, "text": " Choose a ability."}, {"start": 3543.4, "end": 3545.4, "text": " Stun your target with electric bolas."}, {"start": 3545.4, "end": 3547.4, "text": " Bolas."}, {"start": 3548.4, "end": 3552.4, "text": " Attach an explosive proximity mine to any surface."}, {"start": 3553.4, "end": 3555.4, "text": " Bunker, Buster, Bazooka."}, {"start": 3555.4, "end": 3559.4, "text": " Fire a rocket that explodes damaging and knocking back the target with an enemy near the intact."}, {"start": 3559.4, "end": 3565.6800000000003, "text": " close today probably not back warning can damage you if you're too close okay"}, {"start": 3565.6800000000003, "end": 3579.8, "text": " let's get the the bazooka how smooth is it really I mean this is a tutorial I"}, {"start": 3579.8, "end": 3587.6, "text": " get back to you and evening for Zen or person with your gold fish memory you"}, {"start": 3587.6, "end": 3594.4, "text": " on worsening mixed skills playing this also why did you not finish my squid game link"}, {"start": 3594.4, "end": 3600.7999999999997, "text": " the chat loved it like you don't listen to them at all that's why you haven't taken any ticks"}, {"start": 3600.7999999999997, "end": 3609.68, "text": " to get the record sure it's all coming together i gotta find this uh i gotta look for"}, {"start": 3611.92, "end": 3617.36, "text": " it's time to learn about radar towers head to the marked location and remember learning is"}, {"start": 3617.6, "end": 3622.6, "text": " fun that tall thing is a radar tower you want to stand in the circle to capture it"}, {"start": 3622.6, "end": 3631.7999999999997, "text": " for your teeth and it will reveal the flag or what's controlling a radar tower"}, {"start": 3631.7999999999997, "end": 3635.88, "text": " opens a tube in the green room that takes you straight to the tower so you"}, {"start": 3635.88, "end": 3639.64, "text": " don't have to spawn all the way back at your period looks like the red team"}, {"start": 3639.64, "end": 3644.64, "text": " one to this tower too. Defend it from the incoming attacker."}, {"start": 3657.64, "end": 3661.64, "text": " I really want to stay on the base of the Rage Tower, you control the HG over time,"}, {"start": 3661.64, "end": 3665.64, "text": " it's like this ceiling on the Rage Tower. Bro."}, {"start": 3669.64, "end": 3676.64, "text": " When you go to a tower, it periodically sweeps the enemy side of its zone, marking a square."}, {"start": 3676.64, "end": 3681.64, "text": " On your map, you'll see the marked square called red. That means the enemy flag is not hitting there."}, {"start": 3681.64, "end": 3688.64, "text": " If the flag is in the zone, it will always be the last square, the tower marks, and it will turn green."}, {"start": 3688.64, "end": 3692.64, "text": " Okay, you guys can see that."}, {"start": 3692.64, "end": 3695.64, "text": " Alright, there you go."}, {"start": 3695.64, "end": 3700.44, "text": " radar towers tell you where the flag isn't in and eventually there's only"}, {"start": 3700.44, "end": 3707.64, "text": " one place left okay so it's all in the green"}, {"start": 3707.64, "end": 3724.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3724.64, "end": 3742.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3742.64, "end": 3771.64, "text": " I'm pretty straight forward."}, {"start": 3771.64, "end": 3780.64, "text": " Well not. Just trying out new releases as we've been doing for the last decade of streaming. Eight years."}, {"start": 3781.64, "end": 3788.64, "text": " Here I build this on Disabled and Sprinting Drain Stamina. Just like we're chats."}, {"start": 3801.64, "end": 3806.64, "text": " The tension becomes too much. Just focus on my very good focus."}, {"start": 3815.64, "end": 3817.64, "text": " Let's try the ultimate."}, {"start": 3822.64, "end": 3827.64, "text": " That was an upgrade of ult, I guess. A-wee damage."}, {"start": 3831.64, "end": 3852.7799999999997, "text": " The"}, {"start": 3852.7799999999997, "end": 3856.96, "text": " other match was just a 15 minute mark and both teams' flights are in the hiding spots,"}, {"start": 3856.96, "end": 3857.96, "text": " the match ended in overtime."}, {"start": 3857.96, "end": 3862.44, "text": " The enemy team only has to defend a capture fly for 5 seconds to win."}, {"start": 3864.12, "end": 3868.84, "text": " If a match reaches the 20 minute mark, it will animate the data points victorily."}, {"start": 3869.88, "end": 3874.28, "text": " The point that each player earned during the match are added together with the points of the team."}, {"start": 3874.28, "end": 3875.48, "text": " Create a team score."}, {"start": 3876.12, "end": 3876.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3878.84, "end": 3879.56, "text": " There's a vision."}, {"start": 3879.56, "end": 3885.16, "text": " If you make another addition training, next up you'll play in some addition matches before moving over to main event."}, {"start": 3885.16, "end": 3888.12, "text": " Addition matches"}, {"start": 3888.12, "end": 3891.52, "text": " Does let me play fucking"}, {"start": 3891.52, "end": 3895.02, "text": " Oh is it like placement matches"}, {"start": 3895.02, "end": 3899.22, "text": " Quick match, lobbies,"}, {"start": 3899.22, "end": 3906.22, "text": " bot match. I did not even have rank or what."}, {"start": 3906.2200000000003, "end": 3915.42, "text": " Well, let's find out."}, {"start": 3915.42, "end": 3919.1000000000004, "text": " Good evening, Mr. Force."}, {"start": 3919.1000000000004, "end": 3924.7000000000003, "text": " It's beautiful to see that you have finally given on many craft and admit defeat with"}, {"start": 3924.7000000000003, "end": 3925.78, "text": " grace."}, {"start": 3925.78, "end": 3927.94, "text": " We can't always win."}, {"start": 3927.94, "end": 3932.6200000000003, "text": " Also I see you're playing some of my slob fortnate cause you're afraid to miss out"}, {"start": 3932.62, "end": 3940.54, "text": " on a bing dang and want to be relevant to minors then big game and no one expected this to be big"}, {"start": 3943.98, "end": 3944.54, "text": " access"}, {"start": 3951.8199999999997, "end": 3958.54, "text": " close the target"}, {"start": 3962.62, "end": 3964.62, "text": " Was that in my team?"}, {"start": 3980.62, "end": 3982.62, "text": " I got a string sniper in my team."}, {"start": 3992.62, "end": 3999.62, "text": " How do I throw the axe, though?"}, {"start": 3999.62, "end": 4010.2999999999997, "text": " Okay, explain this to me, why would I throw this and right click to summon him back when"}, {"start": 4010.2999999999997, "end": 4018.62, "text": " I can throw and just, I guess."}, {"start": 4018.62, "end": 4024.62, "text": " Excuse me, sir. Can you shut the hell up?"}, {"start": 4038.62, "end": 4040.62, "text": " Wait, who is our fly?"}, {"start": 4048.62, "end": 4075.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4075.9, "end": 4077.9, "text": " find enemy fly"}, {"start": 4079.9, "end": 4081.9, "text": " let's see them"}, {"start": 4089.9, "end": 4091.9, "text": " all the uh"}, {"start": 4102.7, "end": 4104.7, "text": " stop shooting me"}, {"start": 4105.9, "end": 4107.9, "text": " Is this a radio tower or what?"}, {"start": 4116.299999999999, "end": 4118.299999999999, "text": " Oh shit oh"}, {"start": 4122.219999999999, "end": 4128.62, "text": " Can I get some help? I didn't know my ability swear never to everyone"}, {"start": 4135.9, "end": 4149.219999999999, "text": " I don't have time to read my abilities."}, {"start": 4149.22, "end": 4151.22, "text": " Dive roll"}, {"start": 4151.62, "end": 4153.62, "text": " Grand slam"}, {"start": 4156.9400000000005, "end": 4158.9400000000005, "text": " Force Wrath"}, {"start": 4174.46, "end": 4176.46, "text": " Where the fuck is my team?"}, {"start": 4179.22, "end": 4193.58, "text": " You've got to believe never doubt Godgamers are the only ones allowed."}, {"start": 4193.58, "end": 4197.02, "text": " Jowters, ten seats over there."}, {"start": 4197.02, "end": 4201.900000000001, "text": " We are the believers and we don't care."}, {"start": 4201.900000000001, "end": 4207.7, "text": " You've got to believe never doubt Godgamers are the only ones allowed."}, {"start": 4207.7, "end": 4214.7, "text": " fucker"}, {"start": 4220.139999999999, "end": 4227.139999999999, "text": " fucker"}, {"start": 4227.14, "end": 4229.14, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 4236.02, "end": 4238.02, "text": " Boom"}, {"start": 4252.26, "end": 4254.26, "text": " Judy"}, {"start": 4257.14, "end": 4268.14, "text": " I think I go running. Oh, we're not running at all. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4268.14, "end": 4275.14, "text": " Let's go look for the flag."}, {"start": 4298.14, "end": 4305.14, "text": " Am I gonna look for the flag, fuck it."}, {"start": 4328.14, "end": 4341.820000000001, "text": " I'm too fat to get through here."}, {"start": 4341.82, "end": 4367.82, "text": " I guess they'll be in the square right?"}, {"start": 4367.82, "end": 4393.42, "text": " The others just stop it."}, {"start": 4393.42, "end": 4402.9400000000005, "text": " In here?"}, {"start": 4402.9400000000005, "end": 4403.9400000000005, "text": " In here?"}, {"start": 4403.9400000000005, "end": 4404.9400000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4404.9400000000005, "end": 4416.620000000001, "text": " will travel to an exotic location as we head to Cleveland."}, {"start": 4416.620000000001, "end": 4426.500000000001, "text": " In the heat of the action, it can be easy to forget upgrade abilities."}, {"start": 4426.500000000001, "end": 4427.500000000001, "text": " Blind?"}, {"start": 4427.500000000001, "end": 4430.9400000000005, "text": " Do you see it for real?"}, {"start": 4430.9400000000005, "end": 4440.22, "text": " I'm really looking here they can't be there"}, {"start": 4460.9400000000005, "end": 4471.9400000000005, "text": " You will not play this fucking game."}, {"start": 4471.9400000000005, "end": 4474.1, "text": " And break is over, Jack."}, {"start": 4474.1, "end": 4480.1, "text": " Force and get back to retaking the fucking record."}, {"start": 4480.1, "end": 4484.540000000001, "text": " Your sponsor, Lundy, can suck my balls."}, {"start": 4484.540000000001, "end": 4488.14, "text": " Wait, is it here?"}, {"start": 4488.14, "end": 4491.14, "text": " Your red team is in complete disarray!"}, {"start": 4495.64, "end": 4498.64, "text": " It has to be here, right? Unless it's on the other side, but..."}, {"start": 4499.64, "end": 4500.64, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 4507.64, "end": 4508.64, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 4512.64, "end": 4514.64, "text": " Bruh, I like to do this entire fucking map."}, {"start": 4518.14, "end": 4528.14, "text": " They found it."}, {"start": 4528.14, "end": 4538.14, "text": " They found a square at least."}, {"start": 4538.14, "end": 4548.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4548.14, "end": 4562.3, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4562.3, "end": 4569.3, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4576.3, "end": 4578.3, "text": " Ha ha ha"}, {"start": 4578.3, "end": 4580.3, "text": " Bitch!"}, {"start": 4580.3, "end": 4583.3, "text": " I made you my bitch!"}, {"start": 4586.3, "end": 4588.3, "text": " Say one finisher"}, {"start": 4588.3, "end": 4593.3, "text": " Okay, are we just going to escort or flag carrier?"}, {"start": 4593.3, "end": 4596.3, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4596.3, "end": 4598.3, "text": " Spit increase."}, {"start": 4598.3, "end": 4600.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4616.860000000001, "end": 4618.860000000001, "text": " Defend"}, {"start": 4618.86, "end": 4628.86, "text": " Why are you guys not defending, why are you running away?"}, {"start": 4628.86, "end": 4629.86, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 4647.46, "end": 4648.46, "text": " Is that portal?"}, {"start": 4652.36, "end": 4653.5599999999995, "text": " I'll stand here."}, {"start": 4658.86, "end": 4660.86, "text": " I'm not sure about that."}, {"start": 4671.86, "end": 4672.86, "text": " Fuck dude."}, {"start": 4673.86, "end": 4674.86, "text": " TEAM!"}, {"start": 4675.86, "end": 4676.86, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4677.86, "end": 4679.86, "text": " Why am I low defending?"}, {"start": 4680.86, "end": 4682.86, "text": " Smartest fucking teammates."}, {"start": 4688.86, "end": 4703.86, "text": " I feel like this guy should be timed here if he's mad at me."}, {"start": 4703.86, "end": 4707.0599999999995, "text": " Are you tired of your cooking? Try the Luarantres."}, {"start": 4707.0599999999995, "end": 4708.58, "text": " The Luarantres."}, {"start": 4708.58, "end": 4712.58, "text": " Find European cuisine right in your own kitchen."}, {"start": 4721.58, "end": 4724.58, "text": " Okay, okay, blue team has the plan."}, {"start": 4724.58, "end": 4726.58, "text": " Now, come to our company."}, {"start": 4731.42, "end": 4732.94, "text": " A tough fight."}, {"start": 4732.9400000000005, "end": 4736.14, "text": " They'll welcome the fight effects healing from that finisher."}, {"start": 4739.540000000001, "end": 4740.18, "text": " Fuck off."}, {"start": 4741.18, "end": 4741.740000000001, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 4752.620000000001, "end": 4755.18, "text": " Always smart to get a quick heal in when you can."}, {"start": 4762.9400000000005, "end": 4769.9400000000005, "text": " uh we have the flag"}, {"start": 4778.740000000001, "end": 4779.9400000000005, "text": " oh hooo!"}, {"start": 4779.9400000000005, "end": 4782.540000000001, "text": " get the fuck out of here"}, {"start": 4782.540000000001, "end": 4789.540000000001, "text": " fucking sniper cucks"}, {"start": 4792.9400000000005, "end": 4802.740000000001, "text": " Can I heal there somewhere?"}, {"start": 4802.74, "end": 4804.74, "text": " This character feels really weak though, I must say."}, {"start": 4832.74, "end": 4852.26, "text": " 13 seconds, Tim?"}, {"start": 4852.26, "end": 4854.58, "text": " I'm fucking..."}, {"start": 4854.58, "end": 4857.26, "text": " Now you trolling."}, {"start": 4857.26, "end": 4859.26, "text": " TROYALING!"}, {"start": 4869.26, "end": 4871.26, "text": " I don't understand what happened."}, {"start": 4871.26, "end": 4873.26, "text": " Did we defend or did they actually..."}, {"start": 4873.26, "end": 4874.76, "text": " They have returned it."}, {"start": 4874.76, "end": 4876.76, "text": " They're this fucking team, man."}, {"start": 4887.26, "end": 4891.26, "text": " Hey dog!"}, {"start": 4891.26, "end": 4895.26, "text": " Dog!"}, {"start": 4895.26, "end": 4901.26, "text": " Blue team has the flag which is great except for the runner who now has a bullseye on their back."}, {"start": 4901.26, "end": 4905.26, "text": " Blue team must be shocked that their flag is going missing."}, {"start": 4905.26, "end": 4919.22, "text": " I just commit all of our inventions could be used for the betterment of humans."}, {"start": 4919.22, "end": 4925.780000000001, "text": " And she left for a full 93 seconds."}, {"start": 4925.780000000001, "end": 4927.780000000001, "text": " There are flies too."}, {"start": 4927.780000000001, "end": 4929.780000000001, "text": " That flag drop was devastating."}, {"start": 4929.78, "end": 4934.78, "text": " This could be an all-time classic run as the flag brushes the middle."}, {"start": 4934.78, "end": 4936.78, "text": " Now slam it once."}, {"start": 4939.78, "end": 4941.78, "text": " Up this sponsorship."}, {"start": 4945.78, "end": 4947.78, "text": " Polymorph attacks crying."}, {"start": 4959.78, "end": 4989.139999999999, "text": " Okay, we got it!"}, {"start": 4989.14, "end": 4991.14, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 4998.660000000001, "end": 5000.660000000001, "text": " Save me, Donald Trump!"}, {"start": 5008.660000000001, "end": 5010.660000000001, "text": " Return him!"}, {"start": 5011.14, "end": 5013.46, "text": " Oh, we can't. Let's get our flag back."}, {"start": 5015.46, "end": 5018.06, "text": " Well, we win, right? We have more points in them."}, {"start": 5019.14, "end": 5021.14, "text": " I'll try to go get our back"}, {"start": 5023.700000000001, "end": 5025.700000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5034.860000000001, "end": 5036.860000000001, "text": " Is those sniper characters game"}, {"start": 5043.9800000000005, "end": 5046.160000000001, "text": " Just run man just run two minutes"}, {"start": 5079.14, "end": 5086.14, "text": " I got him."}, {"start": 5086.14, "end": 5091.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5091.14, "end": 5095.14, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 5095.14, "end": 5100.14, "text": " His ult is pretty strong."}, {"start": 5100.14, "end": 5112.14, "text": " The ult is pretty strong, but uh, kinda weak overall I would say."}, {"start": 5130.14, "end": 5152.54, "text": " 40 seconds, just hold the flag."}, {"start": 5152.54, "end": 5153.54, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 5156.14, "end": 5157.14, "text": " Okay, I'm dead."}, {"start": 5157.94, "end": 5158.94, "text": " He's dead!"}, {"start": 5162.74, "end": 5163.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5175.74, "end": 5177.34, "text": " Okay, dog!"}, {"start": 5177.34, "end": 5178.34, "text": " We get it!"}, {"start": 5179.14, "end": 5180.14, "text": " We won."}, {"start": 5182.54, "end": 5186.54, "text": " Holding on to the flag without your abilities is as tough as we've just been."}, {"start": 5212.54, "end": 5235.9, "text": " All right, wait, so you're telling me they don't have rides?"}, {"start": 5235.900000000001, "end": 5247.740000000001, "text": " to play with these nubes. How smooth is it running? I didn't have any likes, but it's"}, {"start": 5247.740000000001, "end": 5258.740000000001, "text": " kind of straightforward with these kind of generic looking unreal games. Sorry not, yeah,"}, {"start": 5288.74, "end": 5296.5599999999995, "text": " of the apex character trap I didn't need a jail cell"}, {"start": 5299.84, "end": 5310.38, "text": " she has a rocket launcher all right let's try"}, {"start": 5311.42, "end": 5316.099999999999, "text": " wait what the fuck yeah this is what I'm talking about this shit is unplayable"}, {"start": 5316.1, "end": 5323.1, "text": " You get put into a fucking random ongoing game."}, {"start": 5323.1, "end": 5327.1, "text": " I hate when they do this shit."}, {"start": 5327.1, "end": 5333.1, "text": " If you don't have ranked, don't raise the game like this at all, I would say."}, {"start": 5337.1, "end": 5340.1, "text": " There's a flank door, there's another one."}, {"start": 5340.1, "end": 5342.1, "text": " Nope, we have to stay down."}, {"start": 5342.1, "end": 5343.1, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5343.1, "end": 5344.1, "text": " Go into there!"}, {"start": 5344.1, "end": 5345.1, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 5345.1, "end": 5346.1, "text": " No more parking!"}, {"start": 5346.1, "end": 5347.1, "text": " Why didn't it-"}, {"start": 5347.1, "end": 5348.1, "text": " There's nothing to park at all."}, {"start": 5348.1, "end": 5349.1, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 5349.1, "end": 5350.1, "text": " Hang on a minute."}, {"start": 5350.1, "end": 5351.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5351.1, "end": 5352.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5352.1, "end": 5353.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5353.1, "end": 5354.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5354.1, "end": 5355.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5355.1, "end": 5356.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5356.1, "end": 5357.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5357.1, "end": 5358.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5358.1, "end": 5359.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5359.1, "end": 5360.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5360.1, "end": 5361.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5361.1, "end": 5362.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5362.1, "end": 5363.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5363.1, "end": 5364.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5364.1, "end": 5366.1, "text": " I'll type it all. That's crazy. Hang on a minute."}, {"start": 5390.1, "end": 5393.1, "text": " No, it's data. Go back."}, {"start": 5394.1, "end": 5405.1, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5405.1, "end": 5423.780000000001, "text": " I can't find it in your body."}, {"start": 5423.780000000001, "end": 5424.780000000001, "text": " You can trade a lobby."}, {"start": 5424.780000000001, "end": 5430.780000000001, "text": " You have to play a few quickmatch."}, {"start": 5430.780000000001, "end": 5433.34, "text": " Why do I have to play a few quickmatch?"}, {"start": 5433.34, "end": 5440.34, "text": " and just let me play rain."}, {"start": 5441.900000000001, "end": 5448.900000000001, "text": " oh my god gamer."}, {"start": 5448.900000000001, "end": 5452.900000000001, "text": " it's your addition matches? if that's my placement matches, that's also a challenge."}, {"start": 5452.900000000001, "end": 5457.900000000001, "text": " I'm getting thrown into a lost game."}, {"start": 5457.900000000001, "end": 5479.900000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5479.900000000001, "end": 5496.540000000001, "text": " a rare would rank golden you see this is already occupied"}, {"start": 5539.900000000001, "end": 5542.9800000000005, "text": " the heartbeats of enemies letting you track them through walls, knowing it doesn't do"}, {"start": 5542.9800000000005, "end": 5546.9400000000005, "text": " it for the way you see. Spectral scream, unless you scream but it's through walls,"}, {"start": 5546.9400000000005, "end": 5553.900000000001, "text": " then you're knocking back enemies. Banshee dash, let it air, unless you're aiming."}, {"start": 5553.900000000001, "end": 5557.900000000001, "text": " Light-feeling arrow, a fine arrow that unleashes waves of healing with lands."}, {"start": 5557.900000000001, "end": 5561.900000000001, "text": " An ally standing there, an arrow gets healed over time."}, {"start": 5564.900000000001, "end": 5566.900000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5566.900000000001, "end": 5573.900000000001, "text": " a little handsome"}, {"start": 5575.02, "end": 5582.02, "text": " got healer handsome"}, {"start": 5582.02, "end": 5585.38, "text": " how do i how do i think that i want a high horse line"}, {"start": 5585.38, "end": 5588.34, "text": " this is the last flying seal here"}, {"start": 5588.34, "end": 5591.34, "text": " we'll be canceling our sponsorship agreement"}, {"start": 5591.34, "end": 5596.34, "text": " and expensing your medical bills for needing to get my eyeballs washed from"}, {"start": 5596.34, "end": 5599.78, "text": " you don't see the game play"}, {"start": 5606.34, "end": 5611.1, "text": " play the fucking children got there"}, {"start": 5611.9400000000005, "end": 5615.82, "text": " they can't afford me"}, {"start": 5615.82, "end": 5625.7, "text": " well let's see get to hide the fly I want to hide the fly"}, {"start": 5626.34, "end": 5648.74, "text": " I spoke to the flag carrier before the match and they said they were just going to wing"}, {"start": 5648.74, "end": 5655.74, "text": " it today"}, {"start": 5655.74, "end": 5658.139999999999, "text": " that's a daring hiding location"}, {"start": 5658.139999999999, "end": 5659.62, "text": " adventurers even"}, {"start": 5659.62, "end": 5660.66, "text": " not smart"}, {"start": 5660.66, "end": 5669.66, "text": " not smart at all"}, {"start": 5669.66, "end": 5676.66, "text": " press hide fly button."}, {"start": 5699.66, "end": 5717.0599999999995, "text": " Oh my god, a headshot for no damage whatsoever."}, {"start": 5717.56, "end": 5719.06, "text": " Okay, that was another"}, {"start": 5730.06, "end": 5732.06, "text": " OHHHHH SHIT"}, {"start": 5734.56, "end": 5735.56, "text": " Fuck you"}, {"start": 5777.06, "end": 5789.9800000000005, "text": " the she's weak as fuck she doesn't even one shot these fuckers with a full headshot"}, {"start": 5789.9800000000005, "end": 5812.42, "text": " I knew a runner once who refused to upgrade his abilities on the principle they didn't"}, {"start": 5812.42, "end": 5822.02, "text": " last long. I didn't forget to upgrade. I'm coming!"}, {"start": 5825.34, "end": 5830.34, "text": " I'll do it upgrade to deal about 60 damage."}, {"start": 5842.42, "end": 5869.9800000000005, "text": " I'm gonna go find the flag first try"}, {"start": 5869.9800000000005, "end": 5891.9800000000005, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 5891.9800000000005, "end": 5898.9800000000005, "text": " Okay this side."}, {"start": 5921.9800000000005, "end": 5937.22, "text": " okay nothing here if I was a retired fly hider where would I hide this probably"}, {"start": 5937.22, "end": 5940.780000000001, "text": " inside of all these buildings"}, {"start": 5951.9800000000005, "end": 5964.22, "text": " In here."}, {"start": 5964.22, "end": 5974.820000000001, "text": " Down here."}, {"start": 5974.820000000001, "end": 5976.740000000001, "text": " Bavarian Alps coffee."}, {"start": 5976.74, "end": 5981.38, "text": " press even the most pretentious guests with the unique taste of mountain goat"}, {"start": 5981.38, "end": 5985.58, "text": " cleansed beans try it today"}, {"start": 5985.58, "end": 5992.58, "text": " I can't find it."}, {"start": 6015.58, "end": 6037.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6037.58, "end": 6039.58, "text": " I don't you mean"}, {"start": 6059.18, "end": 6061.18, "text": " What"}, {"start": 6062.62, "end": 6064.62, "text": " They found it"}, {"start": 6064.62, "end": 6069.58, "text": " Parents make sure to grab the new clay stoned all it comes with three different outfits"}, {"start": 6070.46, "end": 6072.46, "text": " I'm doing it live"}, {"start": 6076.86, "end": 6078.86, "text": " I'm done"}, {"start": 6086.54, "end": 6090.14, "text": " What a day we're having well not the red team obvious"}, {"start": 6092.46, "end": 6094.46, "text": " Kill streak is on"}, {"start": 6094.62, "end": 6096.62, "text": " He dead."}, {"start": 6098.62, "end": 6100.62, "text": " He dead!"}, {"start": 6124.62, "end": 6143.94, "text": " It's not here, but why?"}, {"start": 6143.9400000000005, "end": 6148.9400000000005, "text": " It's crazy. It was actually in the place I was running around and I couldn't find it."}, {"start": 6166.4400000000005, "end": 6167.4400000000005, "text": " YAH!"}, {"start": 6171.9400000000005, "end": 6172.9400000000005, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6173.9400000000005, "end": 6180.9400000000005, "text": " avage"}, {"start": 6183.500000000001, "end": 6190.500000000001, "text": " this is the little things to me"}, {"start": 6191.34, "end": 6197.620000000001, "text": " uh... which one do i take this one"}, {"start": 6197.62, "end": 6204.62, "text": " uh fuck i want to see one"}, {"start": 6204.62, "end": 6229.62, "text": " All right, let's stop this guy."}, {"start": 6229.62, "end": 6248.7, "text": " What the... Another guy. Rest them! Fuck face! Fuck face! Why do you go away? Why are you"}, {"start": 6278.7, "end": 6281.7, "text": " I can't believe how little damage he does though, that's crazy."}, {"start": 6302.7, "end": 6307.7, "text": " When you mess with the best, tell them what happens."}, {"start": 6308.7, "end": 6313.7, "text": " We're looking for an escape. Why not try the new Devere convert? Devere! Get the shit out of me!"}, {"start": 6313.7, "end": 6315.7, "text": " Alright, we have to fly."}, {"start": 6317.7, "end": 6320.7, "text": " You guys take right to fly. I go for that flight."}, {"start": 6329.7, "end": 6331.7, "text": " This crossing of the halfway line."}, {"start": 6331.7, "end": 6335.7, "text": " What is this? I can't... I don't know how to get out of here."}, {"start": 6335.7, "end": 6336.7, "text": " Halfway home."}, {"start": 6351.7, "end": 6353.7, "text": " Respawn meditation."}, {"start": 6353.7, "end": 6356.7, "text": " When you just need 15 seconds to read."}, {"start": 6365.7, "end": 6385.46, "text": " My team is so fucking bad."}, {"start": 6385.46, "end": 6386.86, "text": " You guys are so shit!"}, {"start": 6386.86, "end": 6390.98, "text": " That's the worst team I've ever had!"}, {"start": 6390.9800000000005, "end": 6392.9800000000005, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 6406.76, "end": 6409.76, "text": " This is your first time playing a video game man!"}, {"start": 6420.9800000000005, "end": 6427.42, "text": " What the fuck is my team doing?"}, {"start": 6427.42, "end": 6434.3, "text": " The whole enemy team is on me, not remotely near their fucking flag."}, {"start": 6434.3, "end": 6456.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6456.92, "end": 6484.2, "text": " Okay, where's this flag? Because I was here looking previously."}, {"start": 6484.2, "end": 6491.2, "text": " how did i get there?"}, {"start": 6506.44, "end": 6510.92, "text": " let's go let's go"}, {"start": 6510.92, "end": 6513.42, "text": " you don't have to hold it for"}, {"start": 6513.42, "end": 6514.24, "text": " Twenty seconds?"}, {"start": 6514.74, "end": 6515.54, "text": " Apparently."}, {"start": 6515.54, "end": 6517.84, "text": " Jack's been helping Masako with her guitar."}, {"start": 6517.84, "end": 6521.88, "text": " It needed to, as she put it, shred more eardrums."}, {"start": 6524.84, "end": 6526.34, "text": " I can't use a billet this?"}, {"start": 6526.34, "end": 6527.34, "text": " Oh, I didn't know."}, {"start": 6532.08, "end": 6533.52, "text": " I didn't know. Fuck."}, {"start": 6533.52, "end": 6537.84, "text": " Lobo, Zeg, baby Jane, the flag would still be in their hands right now."}, {"start": 6537.84, "end": 6539.34, "text": " A tough fight."}, {"start": 6539.34, "end": 6540.34, "text": " They'll welcome me."}, {"start": 6540.34, "end": 6543.34, "text": " How about you guys escort the fucking flag, you bots?"}, {"start": 6543.34, "end": 6556.22, "text": " What is your problem, man?"}, {"start": 6556.22, "end": 6559.34, "text": " Report Narx, AFK."}, {"start": 6559.34, "end": 6564.34, "text": " What is your problem, man?"}, {"start": 6564.34, "end": 6565.58, "text": " You are so bad too, man."}, {"start": 6565.58, "end": 6568.34, "text": " Relax is the first game, and you are so bad too."}, {"start": 6568.34, "end": 6570.9400000000005, "text": " I am a literal god gamer."}, {"start": 6570.9400000000005, "end": 6572.38, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about, man?"}, {"start": 6572.38, "end": 6574.38, "text": " I'm carrying this so hard but you're so heavy"}, {"start": 6574.38, "end": 6577.38, "text": " I'm just a fucking kid man, you're a piece of shit"}, {"start": 6577.38, "end": 6581.38, "text": " Get toxic on this fucking trash free game"}, {"start": 6581.38, "end": 6582.38, "text": " Crible man"}, {"start": 6582.38, "end": 6584.38, "text": " What the fuck is that man?"}, {"start": 6584.38, "end": 6588.38, "text": " Is it because you're French that you're still reading?"}, {"start": 6588.38, "end": 6590.38, "text": " Ah, why do you all French still read there?"}, {"start": 6590.38, "end": 6591.38, "text": " Wait, what is that?"}, {"start": 6591.38, "end": 6594.38, "text": " I'm not French piece of shit, you are trash"}, {"start": 6594.38, "end": 6596.38, "text": " Are you not French? Ah, not bad"}, {"start": 6596.38, "end": 6600.38, "text": " Yeah man, just get time"}, {"start": 6600.38, "end": 6602.38, "text": " You just get what?"}, {"start": 6602.38, "end": 6606.38, "text": " I'm in, you're so butt. Just relax."}, {"start": 6609.38, "end": 6613.38, "text": " Red team is going to be mad their flag was stolen."}, {"start": 6614.38, "end": 6618.38, "text": " Although force I know is a narcissist you have no morals."}, {"start": 6618.38, "end": 6626.38, "text": " But does it still bother you that you abandoned the nation that brought you up financially by tax evading insiders?"}, {"start": 6626.38, "end": 6632.38, "text": " Germany was well-spent from Syrian wrecking-gears and iconotrists."}, {"start": 6633.38, "end": 6635.38, "text": " Gysnazis."}, {"start": 6638.38, "end": 6646.38, "text": " Imagine being a lord of three countries besides I lived in Spain for half my years since off my life essentially."}, {"start": 6646.38, "end": 6648.38, "text": " that flag back"}, {"start": 6654.06, "end": 6656.06, "text": " alright fuckface defend this flag now"}, {"start": 6667.5, "end": 6669.5, "text": " take back the flag you bots"}, {"start": 6676.38, "end": 6678.38, "text": " Why is it so bad?"}, {"start": 6678.38, "end": 6686.38, "text": " Another stylish finisher for the delight of our bloodthirsty viewers."}, {"start": 6686.38, "end": 6715.38, "text": " I don't have time to get the fly, do I, one minute?"}, {"start": 6715.38, "end": 6718.52, "text": " suck"}, {"start": 6724.04, "end": 6729.74, "text": " did you know that Peter is a huge fan of romance novels his favorite is to fell"}, {"start": 6729.74, "end": 6733.7, "text": " the luxury by Adelaide Lovelace"}, {"start": 6733.7, "end": 6746.179999999999, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 6746.179999999999, "end": 6759.7, "text": " Where's the fucking entrance?"}, {"start": 6759.7, "end": 6774.7, "text": " 13 seconds, I'm guessing it doesn't stall."}, {"start": 6774.7, "end": 6786.7, "text": " Good job team, very good."}, {"start": 6786.7, "end": 6788.7, "text": " That flag will need a wash after me."}, {"start": 6788.7, "end": 6792.139999999999, "text": " And for the cleanest ones, make sure you see"}, {"start": 6792.139999999999, "end": 6795.5, "text": " Foam the Intergent, a product of the Nectar Industries."}, {"start": 6807.0199999999995, "end": 6809.0199999999995, "text": " I mean, it's fucking impossible."}, {"start": 6810.139999999999, "end": 6812.46, "text": " Where the fucking, where's the fucking ranked?"}, {"start": 6812.86, "end": 6814.86, "text": " I play fucking three matches now."}, {"start": 6815.099999999999, "end": 6816.62, "text": " There is no fucking ranked."}, {"start": 6816.7, "end": 6835.78, "text": " there is no fucking right was a point of play quick match of the four matches"}, {"start": 6835.78, "end": 6837.78, "text": " TF"}, {"start": 6846.82, "end": 6854.219999999999, "text": " Seven places and remain yeah, no way because they don't have a counter so and also there's no space for ranked here, right?"}, {"start": 6854.9, "end": 6856.9, "text": " There's a space"}, {"start": 6857.0599999999995, "end": 6859.0599999999995, "text": " So like he's not in the UI I"}, {"start": 6859.06, "end": 6872.5, "text": " I mean, I was saying that the only way this game would be good is if they had like rank"}, {"start": 6872.5, "end": 6877.740000000001, "text": " where you had some high level mind games with the flag hiding part of the game, but now"}, {"start": 6877.74, "end": 6884.74, "text": " Now he's just like, joining a lost game, mid game, fucking battlefists though."}, {"start": 6891.46, "end": 6895.46, "text": " Yeah, these are just quick match, filter."}, {"start": 6907.74, "end": 6912.74, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 6912.74, "end": 6929.219999999999, "text": " Alright, we tried it, we tried it, it was live free."}, {"start": 6929.22, "end": 6937.14, "text": " weird decision on the damage scaling for some of the harder hitter champions"}, {"start": 6937.14, "end": 6948.66, "text": " compared to rifle users but the no ranked no ranked nailing the coffin for me"}, {"start": 6951.9800000000005, "end": 6955.58, "text": " nailing the coffin"}, {"start": 6959.22, "end": 6978.3, "text": " All right, oh good one of those we're taking back the record"}, {"start": 6989.22, "end": 6996.22, "text": " Let's move the A over here."}, {"start": 7019.22, "end": 7039.22, "text": " Game capture is on."}, {"start": 7039.22, "end": 7047.22, "text": " Snar is welcome back, Sunblast Sapphire, we got Flush Julian, the Root, Chef Cat, Zarls, and Caesar, I think it is."}, {"start": 7064.22, "end": 7066.22, "text": " Little lagging."}, {"start": 7069.22, "end": 7087.22, "text": " No, we're good, alright, we're doing some village warmups we have here, we're trying"}, {"start": 7087.22, "end": 7096.860000000001, "text": " out and it was actually quite successful getting better and others with the village runs, if"}, {"start": 7096.860000000001, "end": 7103.860000000001, "text": " If we go for the surface lava that is."}, {"start": 7156.860000000001, "end": 7163.860000000001, "text": " not many blacksmiths here"}, {"start": 7163.860000000001, "end": 7170.860000000001, "text": " not many blacksmiths here"}, {"start": 7183.500000000001, "end": 7190.500000000001, "text": " okay we got a blacksmith"}, {"start": 7223.860000000001, "end": 7236.18, "text": " Hello, are you stuck?"}, {"start": 7236.18, "end": 7240.1, "text": " Are you stuck?"}, {"start": 7240.1, "end": 7242.1, "text": " He pushed me in!"}, {"start": 7264.1, "end": 7266.1, "text": " We didn't get the iron."}, {"start": 7270.1, "end": 7272.64, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 7272.64, "end": 7278.200000000001, "text": " but another one"}, {"start": 7278.200000000001, "end": 7282.320000000001, "text": " nine"}, {"start": 7282.320000000001, "end": 7289.320000000001, "text": " uh... nine"}, {"start": 7294.200000000001, "end": 7297.8, "text": " we do nine"}, {"start": 7297.8, "end": 7304.8, "text": " by the portal"}, {"start": 7327.8, "end": 7350.78, "text": " well technically alright ten I'm a bit of a nun there I'm just going there"}, {"start": 7350.78, "end": 7380.28, "text": " Okay, first entry of the day and the nether has one bastion and"}, {"start": 7380.28, "end": 7382.28, "text": " and this direction"}, {"start": 7392.28, "end": 7394.28, "text": " I gotta take this"}, {"start": 7397.28, "end": 7398.28, "text": " to fortress"}, {"start": 7440.28, "end": 7445.28, "text": " I don't know how far."}, {"start": 7445.28, "end": 7460.28, "text": " That looked good, in terms of gravel."}, {"start": 7460.28, "end": 7489.28, "text": " where the fuck is it?"}, {"start": 7489.28, "end": 7508.96, "text": " Is it showing me the forkers, I don't understand."}, {"start": 7508.96, "end": 7510.36, "text": " It is not the Bastionary."}, {"start": 7510.36, "end": 7513.759999999999, "text": " I don't know where it is."}, {"start": 7513.759999999999, "end": 7516.88, "text": " It's just showing me the forkers."}, {"start": 7516.88, "end": 7537.32, "text": " There's no Bastion, there's been Light too, there's been Light too, Green Fortress sometimes"}, {"start": 7537.32, "end": 7543.799999999999, "text": " gives a very high entity count for no reason or for some reason."}, {"start": 7547.4, "end": 7553.799999999999, "text": " Okay, last gym. 668 blocks."}, {"start": 7553.8, "end": 7567.76, "text": " They did special forces of Russia four years in a row even so this is it it could have"}, {"start": 7567.76, "end": 7569.6, "text": " been it but it was shit."}, {"start": 7569.6, "end": 7570.6, "text": " It's really bad show."}, {"start": 7570.6, "end": 7572.88, "text": " Ain't no welcome back we got anonymous snowballs."}, {"start": 7572.88, "end": 7575.04, "text": " Uh, I've heard it's like cool."}, {"start": 7575.04, "end": 7578.72, "text": " I haven't called again welcome."}, {"start": 7578.72, "end": 7593.56, "text": " Alright, not bad, good warm up."}, {"start": 7593.56, "end": 7595.56, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 7623.56, "end": 7652.320000000001, "text": " Let's see if the end is good."}, {"start": 7652.32, "end": 7654.32, "text": " That is not good enough."}, {"start": 7655.0, "end": 7657.0, "text": " Good enough for me?"}, {"start": 7682.32, "end": 7693.4, "text": " a lot of obsidian but where the fuck is my iron double obsidian double blacksmith"}, {"start": 7693.400000000001, "end": 7708.400000000001, "text": " Okay. That might just be what I need, though."}, {"start": 7813.400000000001, "end": 7820.400000000001, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 7843.400000000001, "end": 7850.400000000001, "text": " That's unlucky."}, {"start": 7873.400000000001, "end": 7899.400000000001, "text": " I want the fuck out of him."}, {"start": 7899.400000000001, "end": 7901.400000000001, "text": " I'm stuck up here, is't it?"}, {"start": 7929.400000000001, "end": 7942.400000000001, "text": " Ah, one by just next to the stream, this direction."}, {"start": 7989.400000000001, "end": 7995.400000000001, "text": " That was an optical illusion, but I don't see that."}, {"start": 7999.400000000001, "end": 8001.400000000001, "text": " Or I didn't see that."}, {"start": 8003.400000000001, "end": 8005.400000000001, "text": " That was that anyway."}, {"start": 8049.400000000001, "end": 8056.400000000001, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 8056.400000000001, "end": 8061.400000000001, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 8061.400000000001, "end": 8064.400000000001, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 8064.400000000001, "end": 8069.400000000001, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 8069.400000000001, "end": 8074.400000000001, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 8074.400000000001, "end": 8081.400000000001, "text": " Six."}, {"start": 8104.400000000001, "end": 8111.400000000001, "text": " six five five"}, {"start": 8134.400000000001, "end": 8151.400000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8181.400000000001, "end": 8188.400000000001, "text": " Okay, Bilava."}, {"start": 8271.4, "end": 8293.4, "text": " Alright let's go, come on. Good nether, you see the nethers? You see the altitude?"}, {"start": 8293.4, "end": 8297.4, "text": " Get a fortress over there, but do we have a bass ship?"}, {"start": 8307.4, "end": 8311.4, "text": " Unfortunately, it looks like we have no bass ship."}, {"start": 8311.4, "end": 8324.6, "text": " Well, we're never like down in the bottom or, you know..."}, {"start": 8324.6, "end": 8344.84, "text": " I just feel like we get a lot more nether wrapped, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 8344.84, "end": 8346.84, "text": " I might have to make it up."}, {"start": 8364.84, "end": 8366.84, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 8366.84, "end": 8368.84, "text": " I'll save you."}, {"start": 8368.84, "end": 8388.84, "text": " I'll go hotel, checked, unfortunately not 3 emeralds."}, {"start": 8388.84, "end": 8391.28, "text": " Oh wow, okay."}, {"start": 8391.28, "end": 8393.28, "text": " it's really good."}, {"start": 8393.28, "end": 8422.28, "text": " I'm going tech-sicker."}, {"start": 8422.28, "end": 8429.28, "text": " Alright, where's this fucking Dolem?"}, {"start": 8452.28, "end": 8455.800000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna let you get away with your time"}, {"start": 8455.800000000001, "end": 8458.76, "text": " I'm just gonna follow my dreams and stay with you"}, {"start": 8458.76, "end": 8462.2, "text": " I'm just thinking that you can't stand"}, {"start": 8462.2, "end": 8466.04, "text": " You take my hand and I'll set you free"}, {"start": 8466.04, "end": 8469.720000000001, "text": " Follow me, send me free"}, {"start": 8469.720000000001, "end": 8473.880000000001, "text": " Just leave me with you, just keep on the same"}, {"start": 8473.880000000001, "end": 8478.6, "text": " I'm gonna be your friend, follow me"}, {"start": 8478.6, "end": 8480.6, "text": " Is that me pretty?"}, {"start": 8480.6, "end": 8482.6, "text": " You trust me and me?"}, {"start": 8482.6, "end": 8484.6, "text": " Let's keep on the scene"}, {"start": 8484.6, "end": 8489.6, "text": " I'm making through from here to here"}, {"start": 8489.6, "end": 8493.6, "text": " I'll make it through"}, {"start": 8493.6, "end": 8494.6, "text": " Oh yeah"}, {"start": 8494.6, "end": 8497.6, "text": " I'll make it through"}, {"start": 8497.6, "end": 8499.6, "text": " She's just here"}, {"start": 8499.6, "end": 8501.6, "text": " I'll make it through"}, {"start": 8501.6, "end": 8504.6, "text": " What would you call a seagull flying over the sea?"}, {"start": 8504.6, "end": 8508.2, "text": " If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels."}, {"start": 8508.2, "end": 8511.6, "text": " What do you call a year with no eyes?"}, {"start": 8511.6, "end": 8513.1, "text": " No idea."}, {"start": 8513.1, "end": 8515.6, "text": " Why can't Bing Cat's play poker?"}, {"start": 8515.6, "end": 8517.6, "text": " Too many cheaters."}, {"start": 8517.6, "end": 8519.6, "text": " Here's a fucking sitcom link."}, {"start": 8519.6, "end": 8521.6, "text": " It's so fucking funny."}, {"start": 8521.6, "end": 8523.6, "text": " You are late, man."}, {"start": 8523.6, "end": 8525.6, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 8525.6, "end": 8527.6, "text": " Geez."}, {"start": 8529.6, "end": 8531.6, "text": " Look at me portal."}, {"start": 8531.6, "end": 8533.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8533.6, "end": 8535.6, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 8535.6, "end": 8537.6, "text": " Out."}, {"start": 8549.6, "end": 8551.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8561.6, "end": 8588.6, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8588.6, "end": 8595.6, "text": " this next level I know"}, {"start": 8605.800000000001, "end": 8612.800000000001, "text": " she know but why I'm dead"}, {"start": 8678.6, "end": 8706.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8856.6, "end": 8861.6, "text": " I don't know if this was the right direction to go on."}, {"start": 8861.6, "end": 8864.6, "text": " Find Lala."}, {"start": 8864.6, "end": 8868.6, "text": " This is not a real desert."}, {"start": 8874.6, "end": 8880.6, "text": " How have I gone the green direction? How have I gone it?"}, {"start": 8880.6, "end": 8894.28, "text": " No. That's fine. It was a bad, bad biome."}, {"start": 8894.28, "end": 8902.44, "text": " There is a fucking sitcom link. You always disappoint me with this shit. I send you a"}, {"start": 8902.44, "end": 8907.880000000001, "text": " new fucking sitcom link you haven't seen and you claim you'll see me. I'll have you"}, {"start": 8907.880000000001, "end": 8913.920000000002, "text": " You know you're missing out on some hilarious shit, also chat keeps spamming metal wall"}, {"start": 8967.880000000001, "end": 8985.44, "text": " It's not that bad, this hybrid ship village shit."}, {"start": 8985.44, "end": 8997.44, "text": " Six well, let's try the..."}, {"start": 8997.44, "end": 9009.44, "text": " Awesome, I just found out you do not live in America."}, {"start": 9009.44, "end": 9014.44, "text": " Do you know how stupid you are if you stream outside of America?"}, {"start": 9014.44, "end": 9017.24, "text": " do you know what a latin is?"}, {"start": 9017.24, "end": 9022.44, "text": " for some latinies are probably the best thing you'll ever see"}, {"start": 9022.44, "end": 9025.44, "text": " for some come to America we have latinies"}, {"start": 9028.44, "end": 9030.44, "text": " ummm"}, {"start": 9030.44, "end": 9033.44, "text": " I know we have the originals right?"}, {"start": 9044.44, "end": 9068.44, "text": " For son is literally a transgender."}, {"start": 9068.44, "end": 9075.44, "text": " Okay, like this, that's it."}, {"start": 9098.44, "end": 9124.44, "text": " No Lara, I just want to take a snap of the little Leo and back."}, {"start": 9124.44, "end": 9137.32, "text": " We do have surface lava but no blacksmith but you can get a bucket house maybe?"}, {"start": 9137.32, "end": 9138.32, "text": " Bugget?"}, {"start": 9138.32, "end": 9139.32, "text": " Bugget house?"}, {"start": 9139.32, "end": 9140.32, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 9140.32, "end": 9141.32, "text": " No bugget house?"}, {"start": 9141.32, "end": 9142.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9142.32, "end": 9144.32, "text": " come by guitars"}, {"start": 9202.32, "end": 9209.32, "text": " Okay, blacksmith over there."}, {"start": 9209.32, "end": 9216.32, "text": " What are these apples?"}, {"start": 9216.32, "end": 9223.32, "text": " The apple collector."}, {"start": 9223.32, "end": 9230.32, "text": " The apple collect them."}, {"start": 9230.32, "end": 9243.32, "text": " That's not good, but it is not impossible."}, {"start": 9243.32, "end": 9248.32, "text": " Or could we hide in the gold?"}, {"start": 9250.32, "end": 9253.32, "text": " Let's just see if there's insta-service lava."}, {"start": 9253.32, "end": 9255.32, "text": " Could be something."}, {"start": 9273.32, "end": 9290.56, "text": " Force, come to America, come to America, we have the best human, we have funny shows"}, {"start": 9290.56, "end": 9298.199999999999, "text": " like Young Sheldon, King of Queens, Malcolm, Seinfeld, Friends, Always Sunny, Two and"}, {"start": 9298.2, "end": 9305.08, "text": " half-ma'am and of course the best in band theory here's a fucking sitcom link"}, {"start": 9305.08, "end": 9307.08, "text": " The best!"}, {"start": 9308.28, "end": 9310.28, "text": " Simply the best!"}, {"start": 9310.28, "end": 9312.28, "text": " Mid-America, many times."}, {"start": 9312.64, "end": 9314.64, "text": " Great fast food."}, {"start": 9335.08, "end": 9345.08, "text": " Was worth checking."}, {"start": 9345.08, "end": 9355.08, "text": " Could have been, could have been, should have been."}, {"start": 9355.08, "end": 9365.08, "text": " 6, uh, pass."}, {"start": 9365.08, "end": 9378.08, "text": " I mean I kinda like going to America, I just wouldn't want to live there."}, {"start": 9378.08, "end": 9396.2, "text": " So is a good time."}, {"start": 9396.2, "end": 9400.2, "text": " My chat just died frozen."}, {"start": 9400.2, "end": 9403.56, "text": " Did my stream die?"}, {"start": 9403.56, "end": 9404.56, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 9404.56, "end": 9406.56, "text": " Now he's back, unfortunately."}, {"start": 9430.26, "end": 9433.76, "text": " Okay, that's good stuff. Good stuff."}, {"start": 9434.56, "end": 9440.56, "text": " that's so many blocks I won't be able to sit for a week"}, {"start": 9443.96, "end": 9449.96, "text": " but where are my dragons?"}, {"start": 9453.56, "end": 9458.56, "text": " do I just do this?"}, {"start": 9458.56, "end": 9465.56, "text": " probably"}, {"start": 9465.56, "end": 9472.56, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 9472.56, "end": 9479.56, "text": " Hello, sir."}, {"start": 9479.56, "end": 9490.56, "text": " Take a bath."}, {"start": 9490.56, "end": 9500.56, "text": " The fuck is this bone needle?"}, {"start": 9520.56, "end": 9549.56, "text": " I just got this way down for you, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 9579.56, "end": 9584.56, "text": " Oh, here it is."}, {"start": 9584.56, "end": 9589.56, "text": " How do I play this?"}, {"start": 9589.56, "end": 9595.56, "text": " How do I play this?"}, {"start": 9595.56, "end": 9600.56, "text": " Something like this."}, {"start": 9600.56, "end": 9605.56, "text": " No, that's not enough, is it?"}, {"start": 9609.56, "end": 9623.96, "text": " Okay, hang on."}, {"start": 9623.960000000001, "end": 9633.960000000001, "text": " good enough but most likely not"}, {"start": 9633.960000000001, "end": 9650.960000000001, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 9650.960000000001, "end": 9651.460000000001, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 9654.400000000001, "end": 9656.560000000001, "text": " She's gone by the way"}, {"start": 9668.800000000001, "end": 9669.6, "text": " Unlucky"}, {"start": 9680.960000000001, "end": 9690.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9780.960000000001, "end": 9785.960000000001, "text": " Minus 3.8k"}, {"start": 9786.960000000001, "end": 9790.960000000001, "text": " Why are you like this now?"}, {"start": 9810.960000000001, "end": 9824.960000000001, "text": " You could have bought a super computer and played all the amazing games of the current"}, {"start": 9824.960000000001, "end": 9828.960000000001, "text": " year."}, {"start": 9828.960000000001, "end": 9841.960000000001, "text": " But no, we decided to amuse wetardos in this degenerate stream."}, {"start": 9858.960000000001, "end": 9862.26, "text": " f**k"}, {"start": 9862.26, "end": 9866.26, "text": " f**k"}, {"start": 9866.26, "end": 9871.26, "text": " f**k"}, {"start": 9871.26, "end": 9875.76, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 9875.76, "end": 9882.26, "text": " f**k"}, {"start": 9882.26, "end": 9888.26, "text": " f**k"}, {"start": 9888.26, "end": 9892.9, "text": " two not enough"}, {"start": 9892.9, "end": 9896.26, "text": " there's a really good spawn on the way so I'm sure there's"}, {"start": 9896.26, "end": 9900.06, "text": " surface lava in this direction"}, {"start": 9900.06, "end": 9904.66, "text": " here right here"}, {"start": 9904.66, "end": 9909.5, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 9909.5, "end": 9916.5, "text": " well you gotta screw me blacksmith"}, {"start": 9918.68, "end": 9925.68, "text": " that's exactly the direction i would have gone"}, {"start": 9939.5, "end": 9954.5, "text": " Okay, welcome back Revena TX, no skill plus welcome back, a fail welcome, it's Mr. Panini"}, {"start": 9954.5, "end": 9965.5, "text": " and the race card for one month, ancient, ancient, ancient, thank you sir."}, {"start": 9965.5, "end": 9972.5, "text": " away, away, away"}, {"start": 9982.5, "end": 9985.5, "text": " okay, finally, we can't do something"}, {"start": 10025.5, "end": 10027.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10027.5, "end": 10035.5, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 10035.5, "end": 10046.5, "text": " Uh, we need food."}, {"start": 10046.5, "end": 10048.5, "text": " Uh, we need food."}, {"start": 10076.5, "end": 10083.5, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 10096.18, "end": 10103.18, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 10106.5, "end": 10132.5, "text": " I have something to leave for village let's go."}, {"start": 10132.5, "end": 10146.18, "text": " 100 Force, your chat is dead monkeys. I feel like the only solution to revive them and"}, {"start": 10146.18, "end": 10153.54, "text": " make them more lively is to donate a fucking sitcom link. Here's a fucking sitcom link."}, {"start": 10153.54, "end": 10160.880000000001, "text": " Okay bro, I gotta stop doing this bad. That's like a whole band in a day. Mazinja."}, {"start": 10163.54, "end": 10165.54, "text": " That's what I'm gonna say from the start man."}, {"start": 10183.54, "end": 10190.54, "text": " Alright, what do we have?"}, {"start": 10190.54, "end": 10197.740000000002, "text": " Nothing, nothing good."}, {"start": 10197.740000000002, "end": 10202.220000000001, "text": " Nothing good, not even 20."}, {"start": 10202.220000000001, "end": 10211.220000000001, "text": " Not even 20."}, {"start": 10211.22, "end": 10236.22, "text": " where is the blacksmith?"}, {"start": 10236.22, "end": 10240.46, "text": " he's clarified."}, {"start": 10240.460000000001, "end": 10242.460000000001, "text": " terrified what?"}, {"start": 10249.820000000002, "end": 10253.42, "text": " terrified what this blacksmith doesn't have any fucking shit in it"}, {"start": 10253.42, "end": 10272.42, "text": " And where is this blacksmiths, you might be wondering, and so am I."}, {"start": 10272.42, "end": 10293.86, "text": " Where the fuck is it?"}, {"start": 10293.86, "end": 10301.58, "text": " It's not here?"}, {"start": 10331.58, "end": 10349.58, "text": " 3 diamonds, but unless there's another one, there's no dolom so..."}, {"start": 10481.58, "end": 10483.52, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 10511.58, "end": 10528.58, "text": " Okay, give me lava, give me lava."}, {"start": 10528.58, "end": 10558.539999999999, "text": " RISK PAIN, unable to route 2 out of 4 bastion types."}, {"start": 10558.54, "end": 10567.380000000001, "text": " Fortress Nether Exit stronghold splits a horrible because he gets one the week doesn't know how to scan for portal room"}, {"start": 10567.740000000002, "end": 10573.52, "text": " Never killed a dragon and yet I still believe who is the retard now?"}, {"start": 10582.42, "end": 10584.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10588.54, "end": 10601.060000000001, "text": " Okay, 318 village, let's go."}, {"start": 10601.06, "end": 10615.1, "text": " to retire now this direction we're at 79"}, {"start": 10617.5, "end": 10630.58, "text": " do we fall down here yeah we do oh wow it's beautiful it's beautiful"}, {"start": 10631.06, "end": 10651.619999999999, "text": " Be a beautiful"}, {"start": 10651.62, "end": 10680.62, "text": " I hope this is enough logs."}, {"start": 10680.62, "end": 10687.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10687.62, "end": 10690.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10690.62, "end": 10693.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10693.62, "end": 10696.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10696.62, "end": 10698.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10698.62, "end": 10700.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10700.62, "end": 10702.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10702.62, "end": 10704.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10704.62, "end": 10707.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10767.62, "end": 10774.62, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 10780.62, "end": 10787.62, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 10797.62, "end": 10825.04, "text": " 15.16.17, 18.18, 17, 4, 3, 2, 1."}, {"start": 10827.62, "end": 10849.62, "text": " 18 pearls enough, no pearls not enough"}, {"start": 10857.62, "end": 10864.62, "text": " Oh, there you go."}, {"start": 10864.62, "end": 10871.62, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 10871.62, "end": 10880.62, "text": " 18 rights."}, {"start": 10880.62, "end": 10890.62, "text": " I don't see it."}, {"start": 10890.62, "end": 10899.62, "text": " Which means it's built in."}, {"start": 10899.62, "end": 10901.42, "text": " Right side diagonal or left side."}, {"start": 10901.42, "end": 10907.42, "text": " Most likely left, but we gotta get him over there."}, {"start": 10907.42, "end": 10918.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, it was most likely on the other side."}, {"start": 10918.460000000001, "end": 10921.66, "text": " That's really built in here I think."}, {"start": 10921.66, "end": 10924.78, "text": " Ah, fuck it."}, {"start": 10924.78, "end": 10930.54, "text": " Let's go there."}, {"start": 10930.54, "end": 10949.060000000001, "text": " It was a built-in bastion, 99% chance."}, {"start": 10949.060000000001, "end": 10952.060000000001, "text": " We shall find out exactly what it was."}, {"start": 10952.06, "end": 10979.74, "text": " Because I feel like I would have seen a fortress in either direction."}, {"start": 10979.74, "end": 10992.42, "text": " should be in here. Yeah, fake focus. I told you my spider senses were tingling. They were"}, {"start": 10992.42, "end": 10994.42, "text": " you're tingling my butt toad"}, {"start": 10996.42, "end": 10999.42, "text": " but i pay that i can go at least and that's all that matters"}, {"start": 11022.42, "end": 11038.78, "text": " Give up!"}, {"start": 11038.78, "end": 11040.86, "text": " Did your parents never tell you?"}, {"start": 11040.86, "end": 11045.54, "text": " When it's never quit, quitters never win, chap."}, {"start": 11045.54, "end": 11053.28, "text": " Okay we do have a blacksmith actually, but there's a Lord of the Rings journey back"}, {"start": 11053.28, "end": 11063.300000000001, "text": " and forth, so we'll see."}, {"start": 11063.300000000001, "end": 11087.18, "text": " We got lucky blacksmith here, you can make up for it sometime."}, {"start": 11087.18, "end": 11090.18, "text": " It's really forwarded, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 11106.18, "end": 11108.18, "text": " Alright, there we go."}, {"start": 11109.18, "end": 11110.18, "text": " Three diamonds."}, {"start": 11110.18, "end": 11111.18, "text": " Four iron."}, {"start": 11111.18, "end": 11121.18, "text": " Okay, this is a really good Blacksmith, not sitting in, but..."}, {"start": 11121.18, "end": 11129.18, "text": " Uh, we are actually gonna be pretty chill on the time here."}, {"start": 11129.18, "end": 11148.14, "text": " If you're gonna have to kill the golem, then we have the food already."}, {"start": 11148.14, "end": 11155.14, "text": " the other walker there is kind of annoying"}, {"start": 11178.14, "end": 11185.14, "text": " one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten,"}, {"start": 11268.14, "end": 11270.14, "text": " 8"}, {"start": 11328.14, "end": 11353.14, "text": " Maybe this is possible?"}, {"start": 11383.14, "end": 11390.14, "text": " Oh, there's golem mist."}, {"start": 11390.14, "end": 11397.14, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 11397.14, "end": 11401.46, "text": " No golem."}, {"start": 11401.460000000001, "end": 11419.86, "text": " No golem, he's stuck in a fucking tree somewhere."}, {"start": 11419.86, "end": 11421.86, "text": " in that direction"}, {"start": 11431.66, "end": 11433.66, "text": " Okay, I can play that"}, {"start": 11479.86, "end": 11481.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11481.86, "end": 11486.86, "text": " I like this."}, {"start": 11486.86, "end": 11489.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11489.86, "end": 11491.86, "text": " What's..."}, {"start": 11519.86, "end": 11526.86, "text": " I asked him if the beds are for."}, {"start": 11526.86, "end": 11529.86, "text": " Let's see what happens."}, {"start": 11559.86, "end": 11566.86, "text": " 40 grave later."}, {"start": 11576.86, "end": 11578.86, "text": " Alright, 3 minute entry."}, {"start": 11578.86, "end": 11581.86, "text": " Full village and full blocks."}, {"start": 11581.86, "end": 11584.86, "text": " That's as good as it gets."}, {"start": 11584.86, "end": 11586.86, "text": " I love sitting"}, {"start": 11586.86, "end": 11616.66, "text": " Okay, I think we have adashian in this direction."}, {"start": 11616.66, "end": 11623.66, "text": " Close, I don't know."}, {"start": 11631.66, "end": 11636.66, "text": " I hear something."}, {"start": 11639.66, "end": 11645.66, "text": " Are they going to be annoying?"}, {"start": 11645.66, "end": 11649.66, "text": " I may wear high up in the sky."}, {"start": 11675.66, "end": 11685.3, "text": " The fuck is that shit then?"}, {"start": 11685.3, "end": 11691.02, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 11691.02, "end": 11698.02, "text": " I thought that was the round thing I was hoping for."}, {"start": 11721.02, "end": 11728.02, "text": " safe gold"}, {"start": 11811.02, "end": 11813.02, "text": " This direction."}, {"start": 11825.02, "end": 11827.02, "text": " Uhhh, what do we need?"}, {"start": 11827.02, "end": 11831.02, "text": " This is dead, and third person in."}, {"start": 11831.02, "end": 11837.02, "text": " We want the fire assistance potion."}, {"start": 11837.02, "end": 11839.02, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11839.02, "end": 11843.02, "text": " 21, actually one more pearl."}, {"start": 11846.02, "end": 11848.02, "text": " Pearl? Okay."}, {"start": 11858.02, "end": 11863.02, "text": " That's built in. I didn't save the gold before."}, {"start": 11869.02, "end": 11889.02, "text": " built it all the way man"}, {"start": 11889.02, "end": 11901.02, "text": " There it was, that."}, {"start": 11901.02, "end": 11911.02, "text": " I couldn't go in the direction I wanted, I didn't have to when I was sitting in, just"}, {"start": 11911.02, "end": 11913.18, "text": " built in on top"}, {"start": 11913.18, "end": 11920.18, "text": " could have been though it could have been"}, {"start": 11924.380000000001, "end": 11925.74, "text": " two"}, {"start": 11925.74, "end": 11927.42, "text": " two"}, {"start": 11927.42, "end": 11930.300000000001, "text": " two"}, {"start": 11930.300000000001, "end": 11933.220000000001, "text": " uh... technically we can"}, {"start": 11933.22, "end": 11940.22, "text": " we would like a ship however"}, {"start": 11954.26, "end": 11961.26, "text": " i just made buttons"}, {"start": 11963.22, "end": 11969.22, "text": " No good shit, so no food."}, {"start": 11973.22, "end": 11978.22, "text": " Hello Sebastian, it's your neighbour, Georgius. My son, Andreas, is trying with you. Won't install the language pack."}, {"start": 11978.22, "end": 11983.22, "text": " Please don't make him cry, or my wife, Eleni, will stop hanging out with me now."}, {"start": 11983.22, "end": 11996.26, "text": " Alright, I guess we'll have to install it after this one, which I cannot install it"}, {"start": 11996.26, "end": 12023.26, "text": " any longer."}, {"start": 12023.26, "end": 12028.76, "text": " So secondary blacksmiths."}, {"start": 12028.76, "end": 12033.76, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 12033.76, "end": 12038.76, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 12038.76, "end": 12043.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12043.76, "end": 12048.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12048.76, "end": 12058.76, "text": " Yeah, I made it off to the street, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 12058.76, "end": 12087.16, "text": " We got to be realistic here, chat, but our goal is an expectations."}, {"start": 12087.16, "end": 12093.94, "text": " Mr. Force you do not install the fucking language that no I have to the kid is trying"}, {"start": 12095.78, "end": 12097.78, "text": " We cannot delay any longer"}, {"start": 12177.16, "end": 12179.16, "text": " This should be a lot of this direction."}, {"start": 12181.16, "end": 12183.16, "text": " That's what they're telling me."}, {"start": 12184.16, "end": 12185.16, "text": " My earpiece."}, {"start": 12207.16, "end": 12210.16, "text": " portal"}, {"start": 12237.16, "end": 12253.24, "text": " Nothing here."}, {"start": 12253.24, "end": 12259.44, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 12259.44, "end": 12261.44, "text": " Fuck you, Dolphin."}, {"start": 12261.44, "end": 12287.94, "text": " No, fuck a younger chicken egg."}, {"start": 12287.94, "end": 12289.94, "text": " I am doing temple seed"}, {"start": 12290.82, "end": 12291.82, "text": " really targeted"}, {"start": 12308.62, "end": 12311.62, "text": " the temples built in my honor"}, {"start": 12311.62, "end": 12313.62, "text": " you want me to desecrate them"}, {"start": 12317.94, "end": 12326.94, "text": " Got some backwards thinking. Oh, shut up. Where is the blacksmith?"}, {"start": 12331.94, "end": 12334.94, "text": " That's a bit behind here."}, {"start": 12334.94, "end": 12352.640000000001, "text": " that's far too far"}, {"start": 12352.64, "end": 12359.64, "text": " You're a salary too far!"}, {"start": 12382.64, "end": 12389.64, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it."}, {"start": 12412.64, "end": 12414.64, "text": " what the fuck is the black speed?"}, {"start": 12420.64, "end": 12422.64, "text": " what is this shit seed?"}, {"start": 12422.64, "end": 12424.64, "text": " I can't see anything"}, {"start": 12426.64, "end": 12428.64, "text": " the gas trees in the fucking way"}, {"start": 12433.64, "end": 12435.64, "text": " what the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 12442.64, "end": 12444.64, "text": " Where are the buildings?"}, {"start": 12449.48, "end": 12451.48, "text": " I'm sure that this is..."}, {"start": 12453.84, "end": 12456.34, "text": " That's a pretty good one."}, {"start": 12457.22, "end": 12460.64, "text": " But not for IR, I would say I have to kill the golem."}, {"start": 12464.039999999999, "end": 12465.439999999999, "text": " Still valid."}, {"start": 12465.439999999999, "end": 12468.64, "text": " Forcing CD's nuts."}, {"start": 12468.64, "end": 12470.64, "text": " CD's nuts?"}, {"start": 12472.64, "end": 12479.64, "text": " every day she's calling"}, {"start": 12502.64, "end": 12526.039999999999, "text": " Did you know? Never quitting is not a guarantee for winning. Something will keep trying at"}, {"start": 12526.04, "end": 12553.28, "text": " something the whole life and never win in the end. Oh yeah, name one. I'm not dead yet."}, {"start": 12553.28, "end": 12557.28, "text": " I'm undead, not dead dead."}, {"start": 12643.28, "end": 12668.28, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12728.28, "end": 12755.060000000001, "text": " Where's the fucking garland?"}, {"start": 12755.06, "end": 12771.3, "text": " stuck in a fucking tree. Yo. Okay, fuck that village. Fuck that village. The golem is always"}, {"start": 12771.300000000001, "end": 12795.660000000002, "text": " bait in. I don't know, the bait is top tier. I think it reflects. Great reflexes."}, {"start": 12831.300000000001, "end": 12838.300000000001, "text": " double blacksmith"}, {"start": 12842.840000000002, "end": 12849.840000000002, "text": " here we go"}, {"start": 12850.640000000001, "end": 12854.36, "text": " alright full food"}, {"start": 12854.36, "end": 12858.400000000001, "text": " we should be needing the golem here if we are lucky or slightly"}, {"start": 12858.4, "end": 12860.4, "text": " fortunate at least"}, {"start": 12862.119999999999, "end": 12866.08, "text": " Three diamonds two diamonds maybe three"}, {"start": 12869.56, "end": 12873.84, "text": " That is unfortunate very unfortunate"}, {"start": 12879.52, "end": 12884.42, "text": " Okay, I don't shit one more iron would be nice"}, {"start": 12888.4, "end": 12890.4, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 12891.199999999999, "end": 12893.199999999999, "text": " I'm gonna go with diamond here..."}, {"start": 12895.88, "end": 12897.88, "text": " Fuck this sword."}, {"start": 12918.4, "end": 12946.6, "text": " The column is gone, nope."}, {"start": 12946.6, "end": 12948.6, "text": " I can see a ravine but..."}, {"start": 12956.28, "end": 12958.28, "text": " Yeah, I'm not good."}, {"start": 12971.24, "end": 12973.24, "text": " I'm going here."}, {"start": 12973.74, "end": 12975.74, "text": " And you can't stop me!"}, {"start": 13006.6, "end": 13013.6, "text": " Okay, we got lava and full fruit and village."}, {"start": 13013.6, "end": 13026.6, "text": " Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 13036.6, "end": 13043.6, "text": " shit"}, {"start": 13050.36, "end": 13054.36, "text": " once I have 16 bash and but what cost"}, {"start": 13054.36, "end": 13061.36, "text": " what fucking cost"}, {"start": 13066.6, "end": 13087.6, "text": " and"}, {"start": 13087.6, "end": 13101.6, "text": " as it's dead"}, {"start": 13101.6, "end": 13105.6, "text": " useless as"}, {"start": 13105.6, "end": 13129.800000000001, "text": " Oh my god can I go these chains dead"}, {"start": 13195.6, "end": 13197.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13222.32, "end": 13224.32, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 13225.6, "end": 13242.24, "text": " Oh fucks sake man."}, {"start": 13242.24, "end": 13246.44, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 13246.44, "end": 13256.44, "text": " Okay, not the single halibut or roach."}, {"start": 13276.44, "end": 13287.960000000001, "text": " That is really bad loot."}, {"start": 13287.960000000001, "end": 13302.2, "text": " Leave me alone."}, {"start": 13302.2, "end": 13305.7, "text": " I just want to be left alone to focus on the villain games."}, {"start": 13306.7, "end": 13309.2, "text": " I'm lunchin' thinking about it as in a steezy welcome back."}, {"start": 13309.5, "end": 13313.2, "text": " Cherry's World, Braggner, got a man mean, Tabaxi thinking."}, {"start": 13327.900000000001, "end": 13331.2, "text": " Could've been if there was any other version, it would've been."}, {"start": 13331.2, "end": 13335.2, "text": " We'll have been the board record shed."}, {"start": 13361.2, "end": 13363.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13391.2, "end": 13393.2, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 13393.2, "end": 13395.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13399.2, "end": 13401.2, "text": " That's a blacksmith."}, {"start": 13413.2, "end": 13415.2, "text": " You're telling me?"}, {"start": 13421.2, "end": 13444.880000000001, "text": " to first find me"}, {"start": 13474.880000000001, "end": 13481.880000000001, "text": " What the heck man?"}, {"start": 13504.880000000001, "end": 13506.880000000001, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 13517.36, "end": 13519.36, "text": " no buckets"}, {"start": 13522.880000000001, "end": 13524.880000000001, "text": " the slot machine goes"}, {"start": 13534.880000000001, "end": 13544.880000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13544.880000000001, "end": 13568.800000000001, "text": " have at least 15 in the pearls mr. Force why didn't you play it up please clarify"}, {"start": 13568.800000000001, "end": 13578.1, "text": " Because we didn't have 20 obsidian and 15 ender pearls is nothing."}, {"start": 13578.1, "end": 13583.86, "text": " We want to have a really high amount of ender pearls when you play full food so that we"}, {"start": 13583.86, "end": 13590.68, "text": " can utilize the fact that we can recover damage taken from spam throwing."}, {"start": 13590.68, "end": 13594.1, "text": " To make up time for the fact that we have a slower entry."}, {"start": 13594.1, "end": 13612.34, "text": " That's the whole point."}, {"start": 13612.34, "end": 13618.74, "text": " But most importantly 20 obsidian is the key."}, {"start": 13618.74, "end": 13620.74, "text": " 10 obsidian"}, {"start": 13620.74, "end": 13622.74, "text": " you cannot fast travel"}, {"start": 13624.74, "end": 13629.74, "text": " and you have to get lucky, like a certain juicer got lucky with 10 obsidian"}, {"start": 13629.74, "end": 13631.74, "text": " fucking"}, {"start": 13631.74, "end": 13633.74, "text": " 100 fucking blocks"}, {"start": 13633.74, "end": 13635.74, "text": " from fucking"}, {"start": 13635.74, "end": 13637.74, "text": " a bushel"}, {"start": 13637.74, "end": 13639.74, "text": " struggle by the way"}, {"start": 13639.74, "end": 13650.74, "text": " enormously lacking"}, {"start": 13699.74, "end": 13706.74, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing."}, {"start": 13706.74, "end": 13713.74, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing."}, {"start": 13713.74, "end": 13720.74, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing."}, {"start": 13750.74, "end": 13774.699999999999, "text": " come on give me the god blacksmith we haven't seen a 10 plus blacksmith 10 plus obsidian"}, {"start": 13774.7, "end": 13783.060000000001, "text": " blacksmith we should get that shit all the time man all the time"}, {"start": 13834.7, "end": 13861.7, "text": " the hell is going on here?"}, {"start": 13861.7, "end": 13870.140000000001, "text": " What the hell are you two doing in here?"}, {"start": 13870.14, "end": 13872.14, "text": " breakfast"}, {"start": 13900.14, "end": 13926.14, "text": " Alright, there's a blacksmith, but where is it all those ships that are just in the snow?"}, {"start": 13926.14, "end": 13951.14, "text": " Yeah, that is indeed a shitty book."}, {"start": 13951.14, "end": 13979.619999999999, "text": " I always grab my dick when an earthquake happens and then my hour hand automatically strokes"}, {"start": 13979.62, "end": 13986.62, "text": " is that the geomaxing it hurts so much about?"}, {"start": 14009.62, "end": 14034.900000000001, "text": " 6 not enough."}, {"start": 14034.9, "end": 14064.699999999999, "text": " next black flip is going to be called black split, where I can sense it."}, {"start": 14064.7, "end": 14071.7, "text": " I am sensing it. There it is."}, {"start": 14071.7, "end": 14078.7, "text": " Ummm."}, {"start": 14084.7, "end": 14092.7, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 14092.7, "end": 14096.7, "text": " Mr. Force, please turn and pass an onion jingle."}, {"start": 14099.2, "end": 14102.2, "text": " Pace, man. What the fuck is Pace, man?"}, {"start": 14113.2, "end": 14114.2, "text": " How do I do this?"}, {"start": 14122.7, "end": 14142.7, "text": " We have been baited."}, {"start": 14142.7, "end": 14172.66, "text": " I told you to get out of fucking bed!"}, {"start": 14172.66, "end": 14174.66, "text": " there"}, {"start": 14262.66, "end": 14264.66, "text": " Now we pray."}, {"start": 14292.66, "end": 14317.58, "text": " That's a bad biome, let's find it out here."}, {"start": 14317.58, "end": 14345.58, "text": " direction would have been better I think."}, {"start": 14345.58, "end": 14346.46, "text": " Nothing here!"}, {"start": 14348.22, "end": 14352.16, "text": " Nice story thing, but honestly, if it's up on my list, we've got how fast she..."}, {"start": 14352.16, "end": 14352.86, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 14352.86, "end": 14354.56, "text": " Ronald Doggy..."}, {"start": 14355.26, "end": 14356.42, "text": " Diomex..."}, {"start": 14356.76, "end": 14357.26, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 14358.76, "end": 14359.26, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 14359.64, "end": 14362.52, "text": " Over time, prime, prime subscription..."}, {"start": 14368.68, "end": 14370.18, "text": " And la primavera!"}, {"start": 14375.58, "end": 14400.58, "text": " And then there is a frunk."}, {"start": 14400.58, "end": 14417.06, "text": " What the fuck is this shi-"}, {"start": 14417.06, "end": 14422.42, "text": " There is a portal though."}, {"start": 14422.42, "end": 14428.02, "text": " What does that mean from Future of Mankind?"}, {"start": 14428.02, "end": 14434.68, "text": " It means that we should kill Gala and go there and hope it's completely bald, looks"}, {"start": 14434.68, "end": 14436.68, "text": " like it is completely bald."}, {"start": 14436.68, "end": 14439.68, "text": " Ah, yeah, really dead."}, {"start": 14439.68, "end": 14448.68, "text": " Big Yolo here, big Yolo to me, big Yolo, you've never seen this much of a Yolo."}, {"start": 14449.68, "end": 14450.68, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 14453.68, "end": 14454.18, "text": " 4"}, {"start": 14454.18, "end": 14454.68, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 14454.68, "end": 14455.18, "text": " 6"}, {"start": 14478.68, "end": 14485.68, "text": " Another blacksmith, I like."}, {"start": 14485.68, "end": 14507.68, "text": " I pray that this is completeable, it's more common than not that it is this type I think."}, {"start": 14507.68, "end": 14525.92, "text": " No onions for what I can see, that's good."}, {"start": 14525.92, "end": 14527.92, "text": " No onions, completable."}, {"start": 14527.92, "end": 14550.36, "text": " I got Blacksmith's lava."}, {"start": 14550.36, "end": 14552.0, "text": " There's no digging for lava."}, {"start": 14552.0, "end": 14559.0, "text": " you hear it whether there is lava or not"}, {"start": 14571.64, "end": 14578.64, "text": " I'm sure this is worth it Shad, insta-bashin believe"}, {"start": 14578.64, "end": 14582.64, "text": " If it's covered it doesn't make sound."}, {"start": 14582.64, "end": 14586.64, "text": " You have to listen to my calls my man."}, {"start": 14586.64, "end": 14590.64, "text": " The lava is never covered."}, {"start": 14600.64, "end": 14604.64, "text": " I should have not done that but I guess for..."}, {"start": 14608.64, "end": 14622.06, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 14622.06, "end": 14623.56, "text": " All that to this!"}, {"start": 14623.56, "end": 14627.56, "text": " I'm about to act somebody."}, {"start": 14638.56, "end": 14640.56, "text": " Not about fuck."}, {"start": 14644.56, "end": 14645.56, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 14653.56, "end": 14660.56, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 14660.56, "end": 14669.56, "text": " We had no silver pickaxe and we had no bastion."}, {"start": 14669.56, "end": 14676.56, "text": " I don't know what to do with this."}, {"start": 14689.56, "end": 14694.56, "text": " Ah, seven."}, {"start": 14699.56, "end": 14726.56, "text": " double blacksmith alright let's do the double blacksmith"}, {"start": 14726.56, "end": 14733.56, "text": " f**k"}, {"start": 14745.16, "end": 14748.16, "text": " well this could be a good sea level actually, relax the ocean"}, {"start": 14748.16, "end": 14755.16, "text": " i got here late tonight"}, {"start": 14846.56, "end": 14848.56, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 14876.56, "end": 14896.56, "text": " Get the fuck out of the way!"}, {"start": 14896.56, "end": 14922.56, "text": " this should be lava over here"}, {"start": 14922.56, "end": 14932.56, "text": " And we should have a sub three village."}, {"start": 14932.56, "end": 14936.56, "text": " Indeed, motherfuckers, indeed."}, {"start": 14936.56, "end": 14938.56, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 14938.56, "end": 14948.56, "text": " Press one if you believe, but press two if you're retarded."}, {"start": 14948.56, "end": 14950.56, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 14950.56, "end": 14964.56, "text": " There's the guard one."}, {"start": 14964.56, "end": 14966.56, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 14966.56, "end": 14968.56, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 14968.56, "end": 14970.56, "text": " F**k!"}, {"start": 14971.56, "end": 14972.56, "text": " S**t!"}, {"start": 14980.56, "end": 14982.56, "text": " That's so unfortunate."}, {"start": 14994.56, "end": 14995.56, "text": " Ummm..."}, {"start": 14998.56, "end": 15000.56, "text": " This is super dead"}, {"start": 15028.56, "end": 15035.56, "text": " Train not too bad but it's just burning sea of fire."}, {"start": 15148.56, "end": 15155.56, "text": " skip golem"}, {"start": 15238.56, "end": 15240.56, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 15298.56, "end": 15301.56, "text": " I mean, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 15307.56, "end": 15310.56, "text": " That was some weird stuff going on."}, {"start": 15310.56, "end": 15313.56, "text": " Can't even explain that."}, {"start": 15318.56, "end": 15320.56, "text": " Just 30 seconds."}, {"start": 15321.56, "end": 15323.56, "text": " It's a bug."}, {"start": 15328.56, "end": 15339.4, "text": " well it looks like one bastion sub 16 once again this fucking biome"}, {"start": 15350.039999999999, "end": 15354.32, "text": " okay let's see what we can do here"}, {"start": 15358.56, "end": 15365.56, "text": " all the other ones"}, {"start": 15378.56, "end": 15381.56, "text": " nah, it's no good"}, {"start": 15382.56, "end": 15385.56, "text": " it's no bueno"}, {"start": 15388.56, "end": 15404.8, "text": " Force him, I think it's time you stop looking for the God Seed and start looking for the"}, {"start": 15404.8, "end": 15405.8, "text": " Shaten Seed."}, {"start": 15405.8, "end": 15408.8, "text": " Only then will you unlock your true power."}, {"start": 15408.8, "end": 15417.8, "text": " With the Shaten Seed and the Force him, I might hack the record we'll be yours."}, {"start": 15417.800000000001, "end": 15441.800000000001, "text": " Well they do call me shaitan, it could work, it could very much work, as a shaitan see"}, {"start": 15441.800000000001, "end": 15443.800000000001, "text": " I think that's a phone."}, {"start": 15462.6, "end": 15464.6, "text": " I'm..."}, {"start": 15471.800000000001, "end": 15500.920000000002, "text": " Oh, the poor man's chest."}, {"start": 15560.92, "end": 15565.92, "text": " I call me stick man."}, {"start": 15565.92, "end": 15570.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15570.92, "end": 15576.92, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 15576.92, "end": 15581.92, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 15581.92, "end": 15582.42, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 15585.42, "end": 15586.42, "text": " It's already..."}, {"start": 15594.42, "end": 15595.42, "text": " Are you stuck?"}, {"start": 15597.42, "end": 15598.42, "text": " Is this the easy way?"}, {"start": 15599.42, "end": 15600.42, "text": " Or the hard way?"}, {"start": 15641.92, "end": 15650.960000000001, "text": " fucking three from the golem"}, {"start": 15650.960000000001, "end": 15657.960000000001, "text": " It's got to be illegal."}, {"start": 15680.960000000001, "end": 15710.92, "text": " not one ten plus obsidian"}, {"start": 15710.92, "end": 15712.92, "text": " What's up with that?"}, {"start": 15712.92, "end": 15715.92, "text": " Oof."}, {"start": 15715.92, "end": 15717.92, "text": " Close, but no banana."}, {"start": 15740.92, "end": 15767.92, "text": " that's a big troll"}, {"start": 15767.92, "end": 15794.92, "text": " I don't have any, but let's do that."}, {"start": 15794.92, "end": 15799.92, "text": " No iron."}, {"start": 15799.92, "end": 15806.92, "text": " No iron."}, {"start": 15806.92, "end": 15823.92, "text": " Oh faciles, they're really crazy for you, they're really regular, I'm so welcome."}, {"start": 15823.92, "end": 15839.92, "text": " Wow, that's so many golden carrots and a finish on the very..."}, {"start": 15839.92, "end": 15841.92, "text": " Ah, I must..."}, {"start": 15869.92, "end": 15876.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15885.92, "end": 15887.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15917.92, "end": 15924.64, "text": " Blacksmith is gone."}, {"start": 15924.64, "end": 15931.76, "text": " Titles says taking back the world record."}, {"start": 15931.76, "end": 15932.76, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 15932.76, "end": 15933.76, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 15933.76, "end": 15934.76, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 15934.76, "end": 15946.32, "text": " Oh my god, maybe I would if it weren't for these fucking blacksmiths playing fucking"}, {"start": 15946.32, "end": 15947.32, "text": " hide and seek."}, {"start": 15947.32, "end": 15964.76, "text": " Oh my god it's glorious too."}, {"start": 15964.76, "end": 15965.76, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 15965.76, "end": 15966.76, "text": " What is what?"}, {"start": 15996.76, "end": 16020.76, "text": " and"}, {"start": 16140.76, "end": 16157.880000000001, "text": " The big one!"}, {"start": 16157.880000000001, "end": 16159.880000000001, "text": " The big one!"}, {"start": 16159.880000000001, "end": 16166.880000000001, "text": " Not good."}, {"start": 16189.880000000001, "end": 16200.04, "text": " Thank you for watching!"}, {"start": 16219.880000000001, "end": 16221.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16249.880000000001, "end": 16251.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16279.880000000001, "end": 16281.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16309.880000000001, "end": 16311.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16339.880000000001, "end": 16341.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16369.880000000001, "end": 16383.880000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16413.88, "end": 16443.0, "text": " Don't click it."}, {"start": 16443.0, "end": 16445.0, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 16447.3, "end": 16449.3, "text": " This is real good."}, {"start": 16450.3, "end": 16454.3, "text": " Real human being."}, {"start": 16458.3, "end": 16459.3, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 16461.0, "end": 16462.0, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 16503.0, "end": 16509.12, "text": " I'll see the fucking golden"}, {"start": 16518.64, "end": 16520.64, "text": " What the scary"}, {"start": 16533.0, "end": 16538.0, "text": " Wow wow wow."}, {"start": 16538.0, "end": 16543.0, "text": " Three... okay."}, {"start": 16543.0, "end": 16548.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16563.0, "end": 16590.88, "text": " okay water as Bruce Lee would say"}, {"start": 16590.88, "end": 16597.88, "text": " Where'd I go? Second blacksmith?"}, {"start": 16620.88, "end": 16626.32, "text": " did i go here for the boat"}, {"start": 16650.88, "end": 16660.88, "text": " Let's go Dolphin, let's go!"}, {"start": 16660.88, "end": 16665.280000000002, "text": " I see something over here."}, {"start": 16665.280000000002, "end": 16668.88, "text": " Fucking Dolphin, the juicer Dolphin."}, {"start": 16668.88, "end": 16670.88, "text": " Okay, it's fine."}, {"start": 16670.88, "end": 16674.88, "text": " We might be saved there, but it might also be faked."}, {"start": 16674.88, "end": 16675.88, "text": " Awesome."}, {"start": 16675.88, "end": 16678.88, "text": " What is your opinion on this?"}, {"start": 16678.88, "end": 16684.08, "text": " do you automatically discount their opinion or take whatever they open their mouth?"}, {"start": 16688.56, "end": 16693.600000000002, "text": " yeah they're kind of unlucky spawn to be honest they're trying to counter some slack but uh"}, {"start": 16698.56, "end": 16701.600000000002, "text": " they're slightly above a religious person in terms of"}, {"start": 16701.6, "end": 16704.6, "text": " I dare you be."}, {"start": 16704.6, "end": 16707.6, "text": " Take that one."}, {"start": 16731.6, "end": 16747.28, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 16747.28, "end": 16749.32, "text": " Please clarify."}, {"start": 16749.32, "end": 16765.5, "text": " does not declare by what you see is what you get but you can't always get"}, {"start": 16765.5, "end": 16772.5, "text": " Get what you want."}, {"start": 16795.5, "end": 16824.5, "text": " two diamonds can we get a third?"}, {"start": 16824.5, "end": 16839.34, "text": " I see shit you see shit and that's okay with the poop old man"}, {"start": 16839.34, "end": 16846.34, "text": " Recycling Nutrition"}, {"start": 16850.34, "end": 16857.34, "text": " Recycling Nutrition"}, {"start": 16899.34, "end": 16924.34, "text": " 9.14, okay."}, {"start": 16924.34, "end": 16927.34, "text": " Uh, sure."}, {"start": 16927.34, "end": 16929.34, "text": " all the way down"}, {"start": 16949.34, "end": 16951.34, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 16957.34, "end": 16970.34, "text": " Hello, Mr. Force. Why is your chat retired? Please clarify."}, {"start": 16970.34, "end": 16984.34, "text": " They were born like it. Molded by it. I didn't see a normal being until they were old,"}, {"start": 16984.34, "end": 16987.94, "text": " and by then there was nothing but"}, {"start": 16987.94, "end": 16994.94, "text": " crich"}, {"start": 17014.34, "end": 17033.1, "text": " I love the lava, that's just fucking labyrinth man."}, {"start": 17033.1, "end": 17035.1, "text": " Stop playing with the seaweed."}, {"start": 17035.1, "end": 17042.18, "text": " I don't know where I am."}, {"start": 17042.18, "end": 17044.18, "text": " The war of the cave explorer."}, {"start": 17051.48, "end": 17053.48, "text": " It's not my dappakus."}, {"start": 17054.08, "end": 17056.08, "text": " Can I come in?"}, {"start": 17063.48, "end": 17066.48, "text": " It's a piece of shit, dude."}, {"start": 17072.18, "end": 17101.78, "text": " Okay, blacksmith ocean, lava, let's be lava and we are very good assuming this doesn't"}, {"start": 17101.78, "end": 17112.699999999997, "text": " fucking this it did not fucking this as a matter of fact I'm fucking the"}, {"start": 17142.7, "end": 17164.7, "text": " Another blacksmith."}, {"start": 17164.7, "end": 17166.7, "text": " Six obsidian."}, {"start": 17166.7, "end": 17170.260000000002, "text": " Well, I could do double blacksmith."}, {"start": 17170.260000000002, "end": 17171.260000000002, "text": " It's risky."}, {"start": 17230.260000000002, "end": 17245.260000000002, "text": " Hello, Mr. Force. I noticed that your stream title says taking back the world record. I"}, {"start": 17245.260000000002, "end": 17252.140000000003, "text": " was wondering if you were going to beat the record before I started shitting in my diapers."}, {"start": 17252.14, "end": 17259.14, "text": " please clarify"}, {"start": 17268.899999999998, "end": 17272.579999999998, "text": " well i can't speak for that"}, {"start": 17272.579999999998, "end": 17274.66, "text": " but hopefully"}, {"start": 17274.66, "end": 17281.66, "text": " we wouldn't want to be here without entrance"}, {"start": 17282.14, "end": 17287.14, "text": " He's gonna get to"}, {"start": 17291.14, "end": 17294.14, "text": " I'm gonna get on this"}, {"start": 17295.14, "end": 17297.14, "text": " No, looks like no"}, {"start": 17299.14, "end": 17300.14, "text": " What we did?"}, {"start": 17312.14, "end": 17335.34, "text": " I'm sure this is going to be great."}, {"start": 17335.34, "end": 17348.86, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17348.86, "end": 17355.86, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 17355.86, "end": 17359.86, "text": " Please don't."}, {"start": 17359.86, "end": 17364.86, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 17364.86, "end": 17368.86, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 17368.86, "end": 17375.86, "text": " It's not my fault."}, {"start": 17375.86, "end": 17382.86, "text": " And I've been known that this is not my fault."}, {"start": 17405.86, "end": 17412.28, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 17412.28, "end": 17415.28, "text": " Some floor!"}, {"start": 17415.28, "end": 17417.28, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 17417.28, "end": 17428.28, "text": " Looks like it was dead anyway."}, {"start": 17428.28, "end": 17437.0, "text": " Yeah, that's a little direction I can go in."}, {"start": 17437.0, "end": 17438.0, "text": " It could have."}, {"start": 17438.0, "end": 17442.879999999997, "text": " We just need that one insta-bassion."}, {"start": 17442.879999999997, "end": 17443.879999999997, "text": " One insta-bassion."}, {"start": 17503.88, "end": 17528.88, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17528.88, "end": 17539.56, "text": " I love my friend XQCD, I only pretend to beat the record to babe my chat and play"}, {"start": 17539.56, "end": 17541.56, "text": " Dark, she's game is a bit crazy."}, {"start": 17554.100000000002, "end": 17556.100000000002, "text": " What does that even mean?"}, {"start": 17557.24, "end": 17559.24, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17569.56, "end": 17576.56, "text": " I'm gonna jump, fuck."}, {"start": 17599.56, "end": 17626.84, "text": " I'm doubting."}, {"start": 17626.84, "end": 17628.84, "text": " I think I saw it."}, {"start": 17630.44, "end": 17632.44, "text": " Ahhhh! We got home! We got home!"}, {"start": 17632.44, "end": 17634.44, "text": " We got the lava here. We got home!"}, {"start": 17635.72, "end": 17637.72, "text": " Pre-sum-pen-endery!"}, {"start": 17656.84, "end": 17672.84, "text": " All right, 220, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 17672.84, "end": 17674.84, "text": " Give me a fucking bastion."}, {"start": 17674.84, "end": 17676.84, "text": " Piece of shit."}, {"start": 17676.84, "end": 17681.84, "text": " One sub-16 bastion in this direction."}, {"start": 17681.84, "end": 17691.72, "text": " Oh, we're gonna have to go down there. Oh, Charlie. That really hurt, Charlie. Charlie"}, {"start": 17691.72, "end": 17704.72, "text": " bit me. Okay, I'm gonna install one. What can I do?"}, {"start": 17704.72, "end": 17717.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17717.16, "end": 17728.08, "text": " the shoot"}, {"start": 17728.08, "end": 17745.2, "text": " All right, that's an easy here."}, {"start": 17745.2, "end": 17750.760000000002, "text": " All right, it's lava pour variation."}, {"start": 17750.760000000002, "end": 17753.960000000003, "text": " What do we do then?"}, {"start": 17753.96, "end": 17760.96, "text": " we can't bridge the gold on us"}, {"start": 17762.64, "end": 17768.64, "text": " we just go top then"}, {"start": 17768.64, "end": 17775.64, "text": " this is no bueno"}, {"start": 17775.64, "end": 17782.64, "text": " fucking blocks"}, {"start": 17835.64, "end": 17837.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17865.64, "end": 17881.64, "text": " I was on 19, right?"}, {"start": 17881.64, "end": 17883.64, "text": " 18."}, {"start": 17883.64, "end": 17885.64, "text": " 18."}, {"start": 17885.64, "end": 17887.64, "text": " 19."}, {"start": 17887.64, "end": 17889.64, "text": " 19."}, {"start": 17889.64, "end": 17891.64, "text": " 19."}, {"start": 17891.64, "end": 17893.64, "text": " To the left."}, {"start": 17893.64, "end": 17908.64, "text": " Where the fuck are you guys walking away from the fucking door?"}, {"start": 17908.64, "end": 17930.48, "text": " to my left right"}, {"start": 17930.48, "end": 17937.48, "text": " Was it to my left?"}, {"start": 17937.48, "end": 17939.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17939.56, "end": 17943.68, "text": " Not enough prongs I would say for that."}, {"start": 17943.68, "end": 17949.92, "text": " Not enough prongs for that."}, {"start": 17949.92, "end": 17954.32, "text": " I would definitely say for that."}, {"start": 17954.32, "end": 17958.32, "text": " It was a... 19..."}, {"start": 17973.32, "end": 17975.32, "text": " I believe this guy."}, {"start": 17978.32, "end": 17980.32, "text": " It didn't work."}, {"start": 17980.32, "end": 17988.88, "text": " No enough pearls."}, {"start": 17988.88, "end": 17996.64, "text": " We need a lot of pearls and no string when we do village runs like this to make up for"}, {"start": 17996.64, "end": 17999.64, "text": " slow entries."}, {"start": 17999.64, "end": 18005.64, "text": " Alright, lava, blacksmith."}, {"start": 18005.64, "end": 18010.64, "text": " and"}, {"start": 18100.64, "end": 18116.72, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 18116.72, "end": 18120.84, "text": " Fuck, there's no iron."}, {"start": 18120.84, "end": 18122.84, "text": " I feel like all of them..."}, {"start": 18134.84, "end": 18136.84, "text": " Okay, we got food as well."}, {"start": 18150.84, "end": 18158.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18188.48, "end": 18195.48, "text": " Ah fucker."}, {"start": 18195.48, "end": 18206.48, "text": " My doors."}, {"start": 18206.48, "end": 18230.72, "text": " I come on we got three that's so lucky we go okay"}, {"start": 18260.72, "end": 18286.72, "text": " This seed is very dead, it has 3 or 4 basions."}, {"start": 18286.72, "end": 18311.72, "text": " Yeah, let's do it."}, {"start": 18311.72, "end": 18313.72, "text": " It is dead."}, {"start": 18329.08, "end": 18331.08, "text": " No fortress allowed."}, {"start": 18331.08, "end": 18353.08, "text": " That could have been great."}, {"start": 18353.08, "end": 18355.08, "text": " Alright, blacksmith service level, here we go."}, {"start": 18371.08, "end": 18372.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18373.08, "end": 18375.08, "text": " Almost full food right away."}, {"start": 18383.08, "end": 18405.08, "text": " Is that a bucket house?"}, {"start": 18405.08, "end": 18420.08, "text": " Wow, wow, wow. Here we go. It's a fire sale."}, {"start": 18420.08, "end": 18427.08, "text": " Okay, not bad."}, {"start": 18450.08, "end": 18459.58, "text": " that's"}, {"start": 18459.58, "end": 18489.260000000002, "text": " We need really, it's all we need baby."}, {"start": 18489.260000000002, "end": 18491.260000000002, "text": " All we need"}, {"start": 18519.260000000002, "end": 18531.260000000002, "text": " no gravy anywhere"}, {"start": 18531.260000000002, "end": 18540.260000000002, "text": " that's insane"}, {"start": 18540.260000000002, "end": 18542.260000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18550.280000000002, "end": 18552.280000000002, "text": " Unfortunate"}, {"start": 18570.260000000002, "end": 18592.260000000002, "text": " Fuckin' Gray!"}, {"start": 18592.260000000002, "end": 18612.7, "text": " fucking shit"}, {"start": 18622.260000000002, "end": 18649.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, unfortunate, a ton of rents."}, {"start": 18649.260000000002, "end": 18667.660000000003, "text": " Thankfully it wasn't dead anyway, now it would have been annoying if it wasn't dead anyway."}, {"start": 18667.66, "end": 18669.66, "text": " I'm talking to you"}, {"start": 18697.66, "end": 18699.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18709.94, "end": 18711.94, "text": " Can't see"}, {"start": 18722.94, "end": 18724.94, "text": " Okay rolling for love now"}, {"start": 18757.66, "end": 18770.66, "text": " one single diamonde"}, {"start": 18787.66, "end": 18792.66, "text": " Yeah, what's that now?"}, {"start": 18799.66, "end": 18803.66, "text": " The light is put there."}, {"start": 18803.66, "end": 18808.66, "text": " The light will be put there."}, {"start": 18817.66, "end": 18824.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18824.66, "end": 18831.66, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18831.66, "end": 18832.5, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18839.46, "end": 18840.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18891.66, "end": 18898.66, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 18898.66, "end": 18911.94, "text": " That's the fucking garland man."}, {"start": 18911.94, "end": 18918.94, "text": " Why do you give me this shit?"}, {"start": 18918.94, "end": 18925.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18925.94, "end": 18928.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18928.94, "end": 18932.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18932.94, "end": 18937.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18937.94, "end": 18942.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18942.94, "end": 18947.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18947.94, "end": 18954.94, "text": " Wow, wow, wow."}, {"start": 18977.94, "end": 18999.94, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 18999.94, "end": 19025.94, "text": " Sit up straight chat, pick your pulse shoes, otherwise you're going to grow guns like these."}, {"start": 19025.94, "end": 19041.62, "text": " You know, this red house here is gonna have a bucket."}, {"start": 19041.62, "end": 19047.42, "text": " I know it, you know it, anyone knows it."}, {"start": 19047.420000000002, "end": 19047.920000000002, "text": " shh"}, {"start": 19107.420000000002, "end": 19109.480000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19137.420000000002, "end": 19139.480000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19167.420000000002, "end": 19169.480000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19197.420000000002, "end": 19199.480000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19227.420000000002, "end": 19229.480000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19257.420000000002, "end": 19270.420000000002, "text": " Pepsiman."}, {"start": 19270.420000000002, "end": 19286.260000000002, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 19286.260000000002, "end": 19288.260000000002, "text": " No can do."}, {"start": 19305.260000000002, "end": 19307.260000000002, "text": " Get the fuck off my bed, kid."}, {"start": 19310.260000000002, "end": 19312.260000000002, "text": " There you go. Go to it now."}, {"start": 19313.260000000002, "end": 19315.260000000002, "text": " You fucking bitch."}, {"start": 19316.260000000002, "end": 19325.7, "text": " nah, he's fucking dead, he's fucking dead"}, {"start": 19346.260000000002, "end": 19359.460000000003, "text": " and the obsidian come on three diamonds might take down the seed and"}, {"start": 19376.260000000002, "end": 19378.260000000002, "text": " Gollum!"}, {"start": 19378.260000000002, "end": 19402.260000000002, "text": " Where's he going?"}, {"start": 19462.260000000002, "end": 19464.260000000002, "text": " Now we go into the abyss."}, {"start": 19479.300000000003, "end": 19485.460000000003, "text": " Robz and welcome back. Benzki in Breaking Ball 7 and Wackersmack maybe latest."}, {"start": 19492.260000000002, "end": 19502.260000000002, "text": " Okay, this is good, very good."}, {"start": 19502.260000000002, "end": 19513.260000000002, "text": " Okay, this is super."}, {"start": 19513.260000000002, "end": 19541.660000000003, "text": " Alright, we can win here, right here, right here, 320, full village, full logs, it's the"}, {"start": 19541.66, "end": 19543.66, "text": " Lush in. It's the Fortress."}, {"start": 19552.14, "end": 19554.14, "text": " No gold helmet."}, {"start": 19557.28, "end": 19559.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19559.28, "end": 19588.719999999998, "text": " Everyone relax, everyone fucking relax, okay?"}, {"start": 19588.72, "end": 19591.120000000003, "text": " No, no, no! Hit! No, hit! No, hit!"}, {"start": 19591.940000000002, "end": 19594.72, "text": " Oh, PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"}, {"start": 19618.72, "end": 19638.84, "text": " He was standing over here."}, {"start": 19638.84, "end": 19642.16, "text": " He was standing over there, hitting me over here."}, {"start": 19642.16, "end": 19653.02, "text": " you know how unlikely that is with the spread that is so unlucky I even looked"}, {"start": 19653.02, "end": 19662.74, "text": " up is there a place here no place from over there you can't even see him he"}, {"start": 19662.74, "end": 19671.980000000003, "text": " He hits me over here."}, {"start": 19671.980000000003, "end": 19691.980000000003, "text": " That is so unlucky man."}, {"start": 19691.98, "end": 19708.42, "text": " There's extremely unfortunate."}, {"start": 19708.420000000002, "end": 19710.420000000002, "text": " It is so unlucky."}, {"start": 19734.420000000002, "end": 19736.420000000002, "text": " Double minute. 100%."}, {"start": 19738.420000000002, "end": 19762.34, "text": " I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 19762.34, "end": 19764.34, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 19792.34, "end": 19813.14, "text": " That shouldn't be able to hit man."}, {"start": 19813.14, "end": 19815.34, "text": " That's so unlucky."}, {"start": 19815.34, "end": 19817.34, "text": " so far away"}, {"start": 19875.34, "end": 19894.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19954.14, "end": 19980.14, "text": " Alright, Insta Bastion Bastion, there we go, take two."}, {"start": 19984.14, "end": 19986.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20014.14, "end": 20016.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20044.14, "end": 20046.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20074.14, "end": 20076.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20104.14, "end": 20106.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20134.14, "end": 20136.14, "text": " You"}, {"start": 20164.14, "end": 20171.14, "text": " three. That's fine."}, {"start": 20194.14, "end": 20204.14, "text": " It's not fine."}, {"start": 20204.14, "end": 20223.579999999998, "text": " It's like I'm dead, I'm really at 4."}, {"start": 20223.58, "end": 20225.58, "text": " I don't need a quarrel."}, {"start": 20253.58, "end": 20272.58, "text": " no portal"}, {"start": 20302.58, "end": 20304.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20329.780000000002, "end": 20331.780000000002, "text": " Why"}, {"start": 20422.58, "end": 20429.58, "text": " Okay, that's a good chest."}, {"start": 20512.58, "end": 20519.58, "text": " That was a lot of gravy."}, {"start": 20542.58, "end": 20551.38, "text": " There's no glava."}, {"start": 20551.38, "end": 20567.38, "text": " For JoJo welcome back, Rube Bomberman, Ciebers, Joe Snelson, Snoke and Finpar."}, {"start": 20597.38, "end": 20612.780000000002, "text": " Nothing here."}, {"start": 20612.780000000002, "end": 20618.780000000002, "text": " Nothing here."}, {"start": 20618.78, "end": 20620.78, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 20648.78, "end": 20655.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20775.78, "end": 20804.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20804.78, "end": 20811.78, "text": " not a terrible one"}, {"start": 20819.18, "end": 20822.739999999998, "text": " minus six hours minus ten dollars"}, {"start": 20822.739999999998, "end": 20829.739999999998, "text": " it's not over until it's over"}, {"start": 20864.78, "end": 20894.5, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 20894.5, "end": 20905.5, "text": " up the top. And that's just what a polymarket bad juicer, let's say."}, {"start": 20954.5, "end": 20973.5, "text": " Polymarket Bees nuts."}, {"start": 20973.5, "end": 20995.5, "text": " Why are you like this?"}, {"start": 20995.5, "end": 21018.5, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21078.5, "end": 21106.8, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21106.8, "end": 21132.079999999998, "text": " Look at him, Jack. Look how hard he is trying to beat this children's block game. Just to"}, {"start": 21132.08, "end": 21135.08, "text": " Fall in love, I guess."}, {"start": 21146.08, "end": 21149.08, "text": " Why did we fall, Master Bruce?"}, {"start": 21154.08, "end": 21157.08, "text": " So we can learn to pick ourselves up again."}, {"start": 21157.08, "end": 21157.58, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 21160.84, "end": 21169.800000000003, "text": " Hello chat. Tomorrow I will be beating the record, so I'm ready to bet $100 on me on the market to win the record, and we will get rich."}, {"start": 21173.800000000003, "end": 21174.84, "text": " Shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 21217.08, "end": 21243.08, "text": " All right, we got service down."}, {"start": 21243.08, "end": 21263.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21263.08, "end": 21283.08, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 21283.08, "end": 21309.08, "text": " One at 18, one at 18, not so great."}, {"start": 21309.08, "end": 21316.08, "text": " I hope down."}, {"start": 21369.08, "end": 21376.08, "text": " it was dead"}, {"start": 21399.08, "end": 21425.08, "text": " Here we go, the final godsid, I'm sure."}, {"start": 21455.08, "end": 21456.08, "text": " Oh, I like..."}, {"start": 21457.780000000002, "end": 21459.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, I should like my shit."}, {"start": 21469.780000000002, "end": 21471.38, "text": " Evening, Mr. Foes."}, {"start": 21471.58, "end": 21474.68, "text": " I've been here for the past six hours."}, {"start": 21474.88, "end": 21477.08, "text": " I feel like I'm in a mood."}, {"start": 21477.280000000002, "end": 21478.980000000003, "text": " Same six hours."}, {"start": 21479.38, "end": 21480.68, "text": " Please save me."}, {"start": 21480.88, "end": 21482.88, "text": " I can't take this anymore."}, {"start": 21482.88, "end": 21487.68, "text": " It's a children dame and you're struggling to beat it classic force"}, {"start": 21497.52, "end": 21499.84, "text": " And no problem being it's your mom"}, {"start": 21512.88, "end": 21515.88, "text": " One iron off a lethal."}, {"start": 21524.88, "end": 21526.88, "text": " That does not look like a chat."}, {"start": 21526.88, "end": 21530.88, "text": " Else I really had it on that scene, but for some reason,"}, {"start": 21530.88, "end": 21536.88, "text": " blazes can shoot from 20 fucking squares away."}, {"start": 21536.88, "end": 21541.88, "text": " That's crazy. And it also hit, and also hit a moving target."}, {"start": 21541.88, "end": 21545.24, "text": " There are some angry number on fan Forcin'"}, {"start": 21545.24, "end": 21546.920000000002, "text": " Meet the record Forcin'"}, {"start": 21546.920000000002, "end": 21549.24, "text": " Angry number on fan Forcin'"}, {"start": 21549.24, "end": 21550.100000000002, "text": " Please Forcin'"}, {"start": 21550.100000000002, "end": 21550.9, "text": " The more of a shirt"}, {"start": 21550.9, "end": 21551.72, "text": " The more of a shirt"}, {"start": 21551.72, "end": 21552.600000000002, "text": " Itch itch itch itch"}, {"start": 21552.600000000002, "end": 21553.940000000002, "text": " She might not know on the hand you need us"}, {"start": 21553.940000000002, "end": 21556.8, "text": " Itch itch itch itch itch itch itch itch itch itch itch itch"}, {"start": 21556.8, "end": 21558.08, "text": " And that would be it for today"}, {"start": 21558.08, "end": 21559.0, "text": " Thanks for watching"}, {"start": 21559.0, "end": 21560.74, "text": " Thanks for Subscribers, Subscribers, Subscribers"}, {"start": 21560.74, "end": 21561.4, "text": " Give it a sub"}, {"start": 21561.4, "end": 21563.32, "text": " Say good day big uh"}, {"start": 21563.32, "end": 21564.06, "text": " Aye"}, {"start": 21565.0, "end": 21566.48, "text": " All the decoys, it's real great"}, {"start": 21568.16, "end": 21569.620000000003, "text": " See you guys tomorrow right?"}, {"start": 21569.620000000003, "end": 21570.920000000002, "text": " Nice and early all right?"}, {"start": 21570.920000000002, "end": 21573.160000000003, "text": " We're gonna fucking tear shit up then, right?"}, {"start": 21575.000000000004, "end": 21575.800000000003, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 21576.280000000002, "end": 21577.08, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 21577.56, "end": 21580.2, "text": " See you then, bye bye everybody, bye bye."}]}