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Thank you"}, {"start": 1320.18, "end": 1325.62, "text": " Mildstone with a gift to 7th Street welcome back rice in eight years force of pure can I know are this year?"}, {"start": 1326.02, "end": 1328.02, "text": " It's possible. It's possible"}, {"start": 1328.5, "end": 1330.5, "text": " day three nice"}, {"start": 1331.78, "end": 1333.78, "text": " Who knows until you know, you know"}, {"start": 1334.18, "end": 1336.18, "text": " Meloni money, it's one of those out of court"}, {"start": 1336.18, "end": 1339.18, "text": " I'm just waiting for a mate."}, {"start": 1339.18, "end": 1343.18, "text": " Is that why your car's all smashed up and you're up on the grass at the moment or what?"}, {"start": 1343.18, "end": 1344.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1344.18, "end": 1346.18, "text": " Just waiting for a mate."}, {"start": 1346.18, "end": 1348.18, "text": " He's just going in there."}, {"start": 1348.18, "end": 1353.18, "text": " I'm just wondering how the collision with your car happened, mate."}, {"start": 1353.18, "end": 1354.18, "text": " What collision?"}, {"start": 1354.18, "end": 1358.18, "text": " Well, the one that's got all your wheels and stuff twisted up and you're going from"}, {"start": 1358.18, 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An what?"}, {"start": 1383.18, "end": 1384.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1384.18, "end": 1385.18, "text": " What kind of accident?"}, {"start": 1385.18, "end": 1386.18, "text": " One with a kerb, mate."}, {"start": 1386.18, "end": 1387.18, "text": " The whole car's smashed up."}, {"start": 1387.18, "end": 1388.18, "text": " One with a kerb."}, {"start": 1388.18, "end": 1390.18, "text": " Can I see your license, please?"}, {"start": 1390.18, "end": 1391.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1391.18, "end": 1392.18, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 1392.18, "end": 1393.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1393.18, "end": 1395.18, "text": " Been drinking tonight?"}, {"start": 1395.18, "end": 1396.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1396.18, "end": 1397.18, "text": " I'll get smell it on ya."}, {"start": 1397.18, "end": 1398.18, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 1398.18, "end": 1399.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1399.18, "end": 1400.18, "text": " I'm not bothered."}, {"start": 1400.18, "end": 1401.18, "text": " That's fine, mate."}, {"start": 1401.18, "end": 1402.18, "text": " Your car's been involved in accident."}, {"start": 1402.18, "end": 1404.18, "text": " I believe you were in occupant of the car."}, {"start": 1404.18, "end": 1406.18, "text": " All right, mate."}, {"start": 1406.18, "end": 1407.18, "text": " All right, so what I'll get you to do,"}, {"start": 1407.18, "end": 1409.18, "text": " because it's a little fact you don't want to show me your license,"}, {"start": 1409.18, "end": 1411.18, "text": " get you scared of the car for me please."}, {"start": 1411.18, "end": 1415.18, "text": " Senior Constable Ash Bowden has found a young man in a damaged car."}, {"start": 1415.18, "end": 1417.18, "text": " It's run onto a garden in a car park,"}, {"start": 1417.18, "end": 1420.18, "text": " but the driver reckons it's nothing out of the ordinary."}, {"start": 1420.18, "end": 1422.18, "text": " I'll be out of the car now."}, {"start": 1422.18, "end": 1431.14, "text": " the car now or get your license here make a decision well I don't have a"}, {"start": 1431.14, "end": 1439.94, "text": " license I'm sitting here because I'm waiting for a mate and I understand why"}, {"start": 1439.94, "end": 1443.3, "text": " six people standing around me because we're working mate you've had a car"}, {"start": 1443.3, "end": 1449.78, "text": " crash no you're drunk and what yeah you are mate I can smell it all over you"}, {"start": 1449.78, "end": 1451.78, "text": " So I'll be out of the car?"}, {"start": 1451.78, "end": 1453.78, "text": " No, easy."}, {"start": 1453.78, "end": 1455.78, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 1455.78, "end": 1457.78, "text": " If you don't want to tell me who you are or produce a license for,"}, {"start": 1457.78, "end": 1459.78, "text": " you can come over this way to the police car."}, {"start": 1459.78, "end": 1463.78, "text": " The motorist continues to deny any association with alcohol."}, {"start": 1463.78, "end": 1465.78, "text": " But the evidence is everywhere."}, {"start": 1465.78, "end": 1467.78, "text": " Over this way, mate."}, {"start": 1467.78, "end": 1469.78, "text": " Don't push me around."}, {"start": 1469.78, "end": 1471.78, "text": " Come over this way, like I said, to the police car."}, {"start": 1471.78, "end": 1473.78, "text": " Nothing on me as I said before."}, {"start": 1473.78, "end": 1475.78, "text": " Come up this way. I want you to stand in front of the police car for me."}, {"start": 1475.78, "end": 1477.78, "text": " Don't go and push me around."}, {"start": 1477.78, "end": 1480.78, "text": " Just stand in mate, I'm not f***ing with the issue we got."}, {"start": 1480.78, "end": 1482.78, "text": " What about your arguments do you understand?"}, {"start": 1482.78, "end": 1484.78, "text": " I have nothing on me."}, {"start": 1484.78, "end": 1486.78, "text": " But who owns the car?"}, {"start": 1486.78, "end": 1488.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1488.78, "end": 1490.78, "text": " Well what's your name? What's up with that?"}, {"start": 1490.78, "end": 1491.78, "text": " James."}, {"start": 1491.78, "end": 1493.78, "text": " What's your last name James?"}, {"start": 1493.78, "end": 1497.78, "text": " A suspected drunk driver has been lying to senior constable Ash Bowden."}, {"start": 1497.78, "end": 1499.78, "text": " But finally comes clean."}, {"start": 1499.78, "end": 1501.78, "text": " What's your last name?"}, {"start": 1501.78, "end": 1503.78, "text": " My name is f***ing."}, {"start": 1503.78, "end": 1506.78, "text": " Look at your car mate, you've had an accident."}, {"start": 1506.78, "end": 1508.22, "text": " It's blatantly obvious."}, {"start": 1508.22, "end": 1512.94, "text": " I pulled it back because there was like 20 people around there before."}, {"start": 1512.94, "end": 1514.54, "text": " So you drove the car backwards, did you?"}, {"start": 1514.54, "end": 1515.94, "text": " Oh, stop walking."}, {"start": 1515.94, "end": 1517.74, "text": " Focus on me, Clint."}, {"start": 1517.74, "end": 1518.94, "text": " You're under arrest, mate. Turn around."}, {"start": 1518.94, "end": 1519.94, "text": " What for?"}, {"start": 1519.94, "end": 1520.94, "text": " Because I'm not happy with who you are."}, {"start": 1520.94, "end": 1521.94, "text": " Put your hands behind your back."}, {"start": 1521.94, "end": 1525.42, "text": " And I sit down here in the back of the police car, where you can have a think."}, {"start": 1525.42, "end": 1526.78, "text": " I told you who I was."}, {"start": 1526.78, "end": 1528.78, "text": " And I'll start working out who you are."}, {"start": 1528.78, "end": 1531.78, "text": " Do you hold a Victorian driving license?"}, {"start": 1531.78, "end": 1535.8999999999999, "text": " No, I don't. I lost it probably 12 months ago."}, {"start": 1535.9, "end": 1537.3400000000001, "text": " For what?"}, {"start": 1537.3400000000001, "end": 1538.3400000000001, "text": " Do you drive?"}, {"start": 1538.3400000000001, "end": 1542.5, "text": " OK, so you shouldn't be driving at the moment?"}, {"start": 1542.5, "end": 1544.8200000000002, "text": " I'll be over in the other seat very shortly."}, {"start": 1544.8200000000002, "end": 1547.5800000000002, "text": " The driver continues to protest his innocence."}, {"start": 1547.5800000000002, "end": 1550.7, "text": " But once he's settled down, Ash removes the handcuffs"}, {"start": 1550.7, "end": 1552.66, "text": " and conducts a breath test."}, {"start": 1552.66, "end": 1553.46, "text": " I'll do this for you."}, {"start": 1553.46, "end": 1554.8200000000002, "text": " Just kind of, if that'd be great."}, {"start": 1554.8200000000002, "end": 1556.8200000000002, "text": " Just one long breath, and you'll see what I say, stop."}, {"start": 1556.8200000000002, "end": 1557.98, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 1557.98, "end": 1558.66, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 1558.66, "end": 1559.5, "text": " I'll trust you."}, {"start": 1559.5, "end": 1560.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1560.5, "end": 1562.5, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 1562.5, "end": 1572.5, "text": " You hear that one? Yeah, it's working."}, {"start": 1572.5, "end": 1577.5, "text": " All right, Clint."}, {"start": 1577.5, "end": 1582.5, "text": " In my opinion, do you have the fact that I can obviously smell alcohol on you?"}, {"start": 1582.5, "end": 1583.5, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1583.5, "end": 1586.5, "text": " You've been driving the vehicle and you've been involved in the cleaning."}, {"start": 1586.5, "end": 1589.5, "text": " Okay, I now request you to accompany me to a police station"}, {"start": 1589.5, "end": 1591.5, "text": " for the purpose of the breath test."}, {"start": 1591.5, "end": 1600.5, "text": " Although false, watch some Viking movies, and now that I look at you, I assure you the correct genes."}, {"start": 1600.5, "end": 1606.5, "text": " You are built like a plane. My grandmother could break your bones if necessary."}, {"start": 1610.5, "end": 1618.5, "text": " As we rolled up, those are not guns. They are water pistols."}, {"start": 1618.5, "end": 1620.5, "text": " That's right, bitch."}, {"start": 1648.5, "end": 1650.5, "text": " of the war."}, {"start": 1650.5, "end": 1652.5, "text": " I use a fake"}, {"start": 1652.5, "end": 1656.5, "text": " Hey, Jan Sascha with the fifth day."}, {"start": 1656.5, "end": 1660.5, "text": " What the fuck? Super Christmas."}, {"start": 1660.5, "end": 1663.5, "text": " Very nice, beautiful people"}, {"start": 1663.5, "end": 1666.5, "text": " joining the Ugandan army."}, {"start": 1666.5, "end": 1668.5, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 1668.5, "end": 1670.5, "text": " That is a shit ton of subs."}, {"start": 1670.5, "end": 1672.5, "text": " So,"}, {"start": 1674.5, "end": 1676.5, "text": " another deal."}, {"start": 1678.5, "end": 1685.5, "text": " Thank you very much man, very generous."}, {"start": 1708.5, "end": 1712.22, "text": " It's the seven subs what the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 1713.58, "end": 1715.58, "text": " What the ha"}, {"start": 1716.7, "end": 1718.7, "text": " Thank you so much man"}, {"start": 1724.34, "end": 1730.22, "text": " Goonie good earth we were told that because of why to cave the cops would reset the power grids"}, {"start": 1730.22, "end": 1733.86, "text": " Thank you so much. I'm in the digital world. I just knew it would simply disappear"}, {"start": 1738.5, "end": 1740.5, "text": " What do we do now, do you see?"}, {"start": 1740.5, "end": 1743.5, "text": " Y2K made me die."}, {"start": 1743.5, "end": 1745.5, "text": " And this is not one of the summer movies"}, {"start": 1745.5, "end": 1747.5, "text": " where you can close your eyes during the scary part."}, {"start": 1747.5, "end": 1749.5, "text": " Today, no one is laughing."}, {"start": 1749.5, "end": 1752.5, "text": " We're helping to prepare America for Y2K."}, {"start": 1752.5, "end": 1754.5, "text": " I just don't know what to say."}, {"start": 1754.5, "end": 1755.5, "text": " In case the world knows."}, {"start": 1755.5, "end": 1757.5, "text": " No, it'll be about 10 minutes till the ball dropping."}, {"start": 1757.5, "end": 1760.5, "text": " You can feel it in the air. There's a buzz."}, {"start": 1768.5, "end": 1776.58, "text": " But as the ball dropped, the lights stayed on and the celebrations continued."}, {"start": 1776.58, "end": 1780.54, "text": " The world as we knew it wasn't going away, and the technology that we were afraid would"}, {"start": 1780.54, "end": 1783.3799999999999, "text": " And Phelous was about to take over everything."}, {"start": 1803.8799999999999, "end": 1807.1399999999999, "text": " When the year 2000 hit, I was entering my prime teenage years."}, {"start": 1807.1399999999999, "end": 1809.5, "text": " That perfect age of wanting to feel independent,"}, {"start": 1809.5, "end": 1811.82, "text": " but also desperately trying to fit in"}, {"start": 1811.82, "end": 1814.42, "text": " and pretty much being influenced by anything."}, {"start": 1814.42, "end": 1817.26, "text": " Now, while I was experiencing rapid changes due to puberty,"}, {"start": 1817.26, "end": 1819.98, "text": " the world was experiencing some rapid changes of its own."}, {"start": 1819.98, "end": 1824.34, "text": " [\"The World Was Experiencing Rapid Changes\"]"}, {"start": 1824.34, "end": 1827.02, "text": " In the previous decade, information was still firmly rooted"}, {"start": 1827.02, "end": 1829.26, "text": " in traditional mediums like television and print,"}, {"start": 1829.26, "end": 1832.1, "text": " but in the year 2000, we almost got immediate access"}, {"start": 1832.1, "end": 1834.34, "text": " due to the advance of technology."}, {"start": 1834.34, "end": 1837.02, "text": " In the 90s, the internet was just a guest,"}, {"start": 1837.02, "end": 1839.38, "text": " but in the 2000s, it was moving in."}, {"start": 1839.38, "end": 1841.2600000000002, "text": " Now, if you think about the differences in time,"}, {"start": 1841.2600000000002, "end": 1844.14, "text": " year 2000 was 26 years ago."}, {"start": 1844.14, "end": 1847.2600000000002, "text": " Now, if you think about 26 years ago from the year 2000,"}, {"start": 1847.2600000000002, "end": 1849.5800000000002, "text": " that was 1974."}, {"start": 1849.5800000000002, "end": 1850.6200000000001, "text": " That's pretty wild."}, {"start": 1850.6200000000001, "end": 1853.3000000000002, "text": " But why does it feel like the year 2000 was just yesterday?"}, {"start": 1853.3000000000002, "end": 1855.98, "text": " I mean, is it really all that different than today?"}, {"start": 1855.98, "end": 1857.1000000000001, "text": " That's what I'm about to find out,"}, {"start": 1857.1000000000001, "end": 1859.22, "text": " because for the next week, I'm gonna be living my life"}, {"start": 1859.22, "end": 1861.66, "text": " like my man straight from the early 2000s."}, {"start": 1861.66, "end": 1863.7, "text": " Now, I'm not gonna be concentrating on politics"}, {"start": 1863.7, "end": 1865.0600000000002, "text": " or gay comedy, but instead,"}, {"start": 1865.0600000000002, "end": 1867.14, "text": " I'm gonna be embracing the pop culture,"}, {"start": 1867.14, "end": 1871.18, "text": " cars, the fashion, and maybe even reconnecting with some old friends we may have forgotten"}, {"start": 1871.18, "end": 1875.26, "text": " a long way. So I hope you're ready because we're about to travel back in time to the"}, {"start": 1875.26, "end": 1876.26, "text": " year 2000."}, {"start": 1876.26, "end": 1885.1000000000001, "text": " The year 2000, the PS2 was just released and CDs were still the go-to way to listen"}, {"start": 1885.1000000000001, "end": 1889.7, "text": " to your favorite music. Gladiator and American Psycho hit theaters and shows like Who Wants"}, {"start": 1889.7, "end": 1894.7, "text": " to be a Millionaire, ER and Survivor dominate TV. While girls are obsessed with Backstreet"}, {"start": 1894.7, "end": 1900.1000000000001, "text": " boys and in sync Eminem releases the Marshall Mathers LP. But as a teenager I leaned into"}, {"start": 1900.1000000000001, "end": 1904.74, "text": " the rise of New Metal, blasting Limp Bizkit in corn, discovering new music through Total"}, {"start": 1904.74, "end": 1909.6200000000001, "text": " Request Live and staying up late watching South Park. It was a time of discovery, of"}, {"start": 1909.6200000000001, "end": 1913.6200000000001, "text": " trying to find my own personal identity shaped by an ever growing influence of media."}, {"start": 1924.7, "end": 1931.14, "text": " So, the goal is to live like someone from the 2000s, and although it feels like times weren't"}, {"start": 1931.14, "end": 1934.38, "text": " really that different back then, it was still very similar to what you'd find in the late"}, {"start": 1934.38, "end": 1938.14, "text": " 90s, which is perfect because I still have some of the old gear from back then, where"}, {"start": 1938.14, "end": 1944.38, "text": " I did a video where I lived as a 1990s man, the CRT-TV, the VCR, the desktop computer,"}, {"start": 1944.38, "end": 1947.06, "text": " so thankfully I have a bit of a head start."}, {"start": 1947.06, "end": 1950.14, "text": " But there's one really important thing I need to do to start this challenge, and"}, {"start": 1950.14, "end": 1952.46, "text": " And that is to look like I'm from the air."}, {"start": 1952.46, "end": 1959.3000000000002, "text": " And for me, like most teams at the time, MTV was a critical window into what was actually"}, {"start": 1959.3000000000002, "end": 1960.9, "text": " considered fashionable."}, {"start": 1960.9, "end": 1964.7800000000002, "text": " The early to mid 90s were all about grunge, anti-fashion."}, {"start": 1964.7800000000002, "end": 1967.22, "text": " But the 2000s flipped that on its head."}, {"start": 1967.22, "end": 1972.22, "text": " The term metrosexual made it coin back in 1994 by British journalist Mark Simpson, but"}, {"start": 1972.22, "end": 1974.8200000000002, "text": " in the early 2000s it exploded."}, {"start": 1974.82, "end": 1976.82, "text": " It certainly wasn't a bad idea."}, {"start": 1977.82, "end": 1979.82, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 1983.82, "end": 1986.82, "text": " Hello guys, how are you doing? Back on the road again."}, {"start": 1986.82, "end": 1988.82, "text": " And today I've got something special for you."}, {"start": 1988.82, "end": 1993.82, "text": " So me and Carmen Sam, we've made the journey down here to Oxford."}, {"start": 1993.82, "end": 1995.82, "text": " Oxfordshire. Is it Cotswolds?"}, {"start": 1995.82, "end": 1998.82, "text": " I don't know where I am, but I just know it was a far drive, right?"}, {"start": 1998.82, "end": 2000.82, "text": " To Diddly Squawk Farm."}, {"start": 2000.82, "end": 2002.82, "text": " We are here at the Farmer's Dog."}, {"start": 2002.82, "end": 2005.3, "text": " And we're going to be eating outside at the food bands."}, {"start": 2005.3, "end": 2007.34, "text": " We're not going to go into the restaurant, the pub."}, {"start": 2007.34, "end": 2009.22, "text": " We'll leave that to my man, Gary."}, {"start": 2009.22, "end": 2010.62, "text": " I'm going to try the food bands."}, {"start": 2010.62, "end": 2011.9399999999998, "text": " They've got burgers, pizzas."}, {"start": 2011.9399999999998, "end": 2013.02, "text": " They've got it all going on."}, {"start": 2013.02, "end": 2014.8999999999999, "text": " I want to see what it's like, because it's"}, {"start": 2014.8999999999999, "end": 2017.1799999999998, "text": " owned by that famous guy."}, {"start": 2017.1799999999998, "end": 2018.34, "text": " I absolutely love him."}, {"start": 2018.34, "end": 2021.74, "text": " Jeremy Clarkson, many of the people, all right?"}, {"start": 2021.74, "end": 2022.78, "text": " Set this up."}, {"start": 2022.78, "end": 2025.74, "text": " Let's see if it's got the right combination"}, {"start": 2025.74, "end": 2027.54, "text": " for burgers and pizzas."}, {"start": 2027.54, "end": 2028.78, "text": " All right, come on, come on."}, {"start": 2028.78, "end": 2029.82, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 2029.82, "end": 2032.34, "text": " So, look, the farmer's dough."}, {"start": 2034.02, "end": 2036.1, "text": " So that I think this is the queue here, you know."}, {"start": 2036.1, "end": 2036.9399999999998, "text": " What for?"}, {"start": 2038.02, "end": 2039.8999999999999, "text": " Three back British farming."}, {"start": 2039.8999999999999, "end": 2041.58, "text": " What for you do?"}, {"start": 2041.58, "end": 2046.58, "text": " Right, well, food orders inside at the bar."}, {"start": 2048.1, "end": 2048.94, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 2048.94, "end": 2049.7799999999997, "text": " Right, oh."}, {"start": 2050.7799999999997, "end": 2052.9, "text": " The farmer's puppy and the farmer's dough."}, {"start": 2052.9, "end": 2054.54, "text": " We've got burgers and pizzas."}, {"start": 2054.54, "end": 2056.18, "text": " We're gonna queue up, get us ordering,"}, {"start": 2056.18, "end": 2058.46, "text": " and have a bat with you, very short."}, {"start": 2058.46, "end": 2070.46, "text": " Can I get a big view burger please mate, and then a load of fries, and then can I also get one of the farmhouse pieces, and all of the wild garlic bread please."}, {"start": 2071.46, "end": 2073.46, "text": " That's your thanks mate."}, {"start": 2074.46, "end": 2075.46, "text": " Lovely."}, {"start": 2076.46, "end": 2077.46, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2079.46, "end": 2080.46, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 2082.46, "end": 2083.46, "text": " Lovely."}, {"start": 2084.46, "end": 2087.46, "text": " Yes please mate, lovely. Cheers Paul, thank you."}, {"start": 2088.46, "end": 2094.14, "text": " Right, let's go, set table up outside and get ready for this lovely phone."}, {"start": 2094.14, "end": 2097.1, "text": " Price doesn't look that bad to get there, do they?"}, {"start": 2097.1, "end": 2100.94, "text": " Right guys, here we are, look at this, set up in quick time."}, {"start": 2100.94, "end": 2106.9, "text": " I didn't even have time to get sat down, do chair testing before my buzzers started going,"}, {"start": 2106.9, "end": 2111.3, "text": " me and Tocca, man, we had to leg it up a little and go get food, so we sat outside."}, {"start": 2111.3, "end": 2115.42, "text": " The weather is absolutely beautiful today and that's why I thought, shall I do the pub"}, {"start": 2115.42, "end": 2117.42, "text": " What shall I do with the full vans?"}, {"start": 2117.42, "end": 2122.42, "text": " Let's do the full vans because a lot of people come here and they go straight into pub"}, {"start": 2122.42, "end": 2125.42, "text": " not a lot of people come and do the full vans."}, {"start": 2125.42, "end": 2126.42, "text": " The full guns?"}, {"start": 2126.42, "end": 2127.42, "text": " What does it say?"}, {"start": 2127.42, "end": 2132.42, "text": " There's a bit of a queue to pay for the full but once you've got it, these guys don't"}, {"start": 2132.42, "end": 2133.42, "text": " like it."}, {"start": 2133.42, "end": 2134.42, "text": " The full guns?"}, {"start": 2134.42, "end": 2135.42, "text": " The pizzas don't take that long."}, {"start": 2135.42, "end": 2136.42, "text": " The full vans?"}, {"start": 2136.42, "end": 2138.42, "text": " Look amazing and the smell."}, {"start": 2138.42, "end": 2140.42, "text": " It's all walking down here."}, {"start": 2140.42, "end": 2143.42, "text": " All I could smell was the door and the crook of the pizza."}, {"start": 2143.42, "end": 2148.86, "text": " pizza and I got a really strong smell of the pizza sauce so I'm looking forward to"}, {"start": 2148.86, "end": 2153.58, "text": " trying that and getting in on it. This is the pizza so it's ham and mushroom with a nice"}, {"start": 2153.58, "end": 2160.86, "text": " bit of cheese and then we've got garlic bread cut that cheesy garlic bread. We've got"}, {"start": 2160.86, "end": 2166.46, "text": " loaded fries with galder cheese and garlic mayo and then we've got a bit of a"}, {"start": 2166.46, "end": 2173.82, "text": " dip it in, you can get might of this after it nettles from field. Right and then we have"}, {"start": 2173.82, "end": 2182.86, "text": " the burger. Look at this beer onions, cheese burger, bit of bacon, that bone look at that."}, {"start": 2182.86, "end": 2185.34, "text": " What? That is an absolute cracker."}, {"start": 2186.54, "end": 2188.54, "text": " What the fuck do they say?"}, {"start": 2210.1400000000003, "end": 2211.1400000000003, "text": " She's here."}, {"start": 2302.86, "end": 2309.86, "text": " Not impressed."}, {"start": 2332.86, "end": 2360.86, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2360.86, "end": 2378.34, "text": " There are many, many figures in our society contribute an enormous amount to our culture"}, {"start": 2378.34, "end": 2383.9, "text": " and people who have unconventional personal lives."}, {"start": 2383.9, "end": 2386.82, "text": " And yet they seem exempt from criticism."}, {"start": 2386.82, "end": 2388.86, "text": " You know, Jeffrey Epstein."}, {"start": 2388.86, "end": 2390.86, "text": " Oh, wait a minute."}, {"start": 2390.86, "end": 2391.6200000000003, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 2391.6200000000003, "end": 2392.78, "text": " No, let me finish."}, {"start": 2392.78, "end": 2394.06, "text": " I see Jeffrey Epstein."}, {"start": 2394.06, "end": 2394.6200000000003, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 2394.6200000000003, "end": 2397.98, "text": " No one, no one, you know, criticizes him."}, {"start": 2397.98, "end": 2400.1000000000004, "text": " And yet, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute."}, {"start": 2400.1000000000004, "end": 2402.06, "text": " Is it double standard?"}, {"start": 2402.06, "end": 2405.06, "text": " Jim, Jim, hold on, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 2405.06, "end": 2408.78, "text": " Much has been said, much has been said about Jeffrey Epstein."}, {"start": 2408.78, "end": 2409.82, "text": " Terrible thing to do."}, {"start": 2409.82, "end": 2412.3, "text": " Jeff, I'm talking about Jeff Epstein in the New York"}, {"start": 2412.3, "end": 2414.94, "text": " tendency."}, {"start": 2414.94, "end": 2417.96, "text": " Yes, we're talking about the same Jeff Epstein."}, {"start": 2417.96, "end": 2418.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2418.56, "end": 2418.84, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2418.84, "end": 2419.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2419.36, "end": 2420.16, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2420.16, "end": 2421.08, "text": " I, what?"}, {"start": 2421.08, "end": 2422.68, "text": " I never, I never heard."}, {"start": 2422.68, "end": 2424.64, "text": " Oh, it was a big story in the news."}, {"start": 2424.64, "end": 2425.2000000000003, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 2425.2000000000003, "end": 2425.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2425.8, "end": 2426.2400000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2426.2400000000002, "end": 2427.52, "text": " For you to say no one ever said."}, {"start": 2427.52, "end": 2428.2400000000002, "text": " Jeff Epstein."}, {"start": 2428.2400000000002, "end": 2428.64, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2428.64, "end": 2429.28, "text": " Jeff Epstein."}, {"start": 2429.28, "end": 2429.68, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2429.68, "end": 2430.56, "text": " The financier."}, {"start": 2430.56, "end": 2431.4, "text": " The island."}, {"start": 2431.4, "end": 2431.76, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2431.76, "end": 2435.48, "text": " He had an island that I've never been to."}, {"start": 2435.48, "end": 2436.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2436.56, "end": 2440.32, "text": " I, I'm pretty sure with respect,"}, {"start": 2440.32, "end": 2442.6, "text": " if there was some news about Jeff Epstein"}, {"start": 2442.6, "end": 2443.36, "text": " I would have heard."}, {"start": 2443.36, "end": 2446.2400000000002, "text": " No, I don't know where you, what rock you've been under."}, {"start": 2446.2400000000002, "end": 2448.2400000000002, "text": " It was a huge story and I have to,"}, {"start": 2448.2400000000002, "end": 2451.44, "text": " Jeff Epstein is, I have to tell you, he's gone."}, {"start": 2451.44, "end": 2452.28, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 2452.28, "end": 2453.1200000000003, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 2453.1200000000003, "end": 2453.96, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 2453.96, "end": 2454.88, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 2454.88, "end": 2456.32, "text": " Sorry, nice try."}, {"start": 2456.32, "end": 2459.76, "text": " If Jeff, if Jeff Epstein,"}, {"start": 2459.76, "end": 2462.92, "text": " if Jeff Epstein were deceased,"}, {"start": 2462.92, "end": 2465.6400000000003, "text": " I'm pretty sure I would know about it."}, {"start": 2465.6400000000003, "end": 2469.96, "text": " Now I admit, I've not, probably since the pandemic,"}, {"start": 2469.96, "end": 2471.32, "text": " I have not talked to him."}, {"start": 2471.32, "end": 2472.8, "text": " That would make sense."}, {"start": 2472.8, "end": 2474.0800000000004, "text": " That would make sense."}, {"start": 2474.0800000000004, "end": 2476.2000000000003, "text": " I spent that for a number of years, Jim."}, {"start": 2476.2000000000003, "end": 2477.7200000000003, "text": " I'll tell you, there's one easy way."}, {"start": 2477.7200000000003, "end": 2479.04, "text": " Let's call Jelaine Maxwell."}, {"start": 2479.04, "end": 2481.28, "text": " No, we're not calling Jelaine Maxwell."}, {"start": 2481.28, "end": 2482.6800000000003, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 2482.6800000000003, "end": 2484.1600000000003, "text": " She's in prison."}, {"start": 2484.1600000000003, "end": 2488.5600000000004, "text": " She's in prison for crimes she committed with Jeff Epstein."}, {"start": 2488.5600000000004, "end": 2489.6000000000004, "text": " Jelaine's in prison."}, {"start": 2489.6000000000004, "end": 2491.44, "text": " Yes, stop calling her Jelaine."}, {"start": 2491.44, "end": 2493.52, "text": " How do you know these people?"}, {"start": 2493.52, "end": 2494.36, "text": " Jim."}, {"start": 2494.36, "end": 2495.36, "text": " All right, Jim."}, {"start": 2495.36, "end": 2498.88, "text": " Listen, I'm just saying, I'm your friend."}, {"start": 2498.88, "end": 2500.0800000000004, "text": " Just got him."}, {"start": 2500.0800000000004, "end": 2501.8, "text": " Just got him totally right."}, {"start": 2501.8, "end": 2503.8, "text": " It doesn't matter what you're doing your private life, it's just-"}, {"start": 2503.8, "end": 2506.8, "text": " I don't do anything in my private life!"}, {"start": 2506.8, "end": 2507.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2508.8, "end": 2510.8, "text": " He's trolling, right?"}, {"start": 2514.8, "end": 2515.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2524.8, "end": 2526.8, "text": " Someone squirtin' champagne on us, mate."}, {"start": 2526.8, "end": 2529.8, "text": " Regardless, though, I mean, I bloody love this job."}, {"start": 2529.8, "end": 2530.3, "text": " J-"}, {"start": 2530.3, "end": 2531.8, "text": " WOOOOOOH!"}, {"start": 2531.8, "end": 2533.8, "text": " Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"}, {"start": 2533.8, "end": 2534.8, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 2539.8, "end": 2541.8, "text": " Ba-da-da-da-da!"}, {"start": 2544.8, "end": 2546.8, "text": " Hey, let's go play!"}, {"start": 2559.8, "end": 2585.96, "text": " Oh guys, what a drive, what an unbelievable drive here in out back western Australia."}, {"start": 2585.96, 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So guys this lovely client Katherine she says"}, {"start": 2595.52, "end": 2599.3999999999996, "text": " look everything in the house is blocking up and it's buddy it's been"}, {"start": 2599.3999999999996, "end": 2602.44, "text": " causing them some dramas they haven't been able to get a plumber so we're here"}, {"start": 2602.44, "end": 2606.2, "text": " to save the day guys and we'll we'll send the jet down and we'll just see"}, {"start": 2606.2, "end": 2610.52, "text": " what's going on here I mean you can see in the bathroom back here you know"}, {"start": 2610.52, "end": 2614.52, "text": " the water level is very high and there's all sorts of suspect looking"}, {"start": 2614.52, "end": 2620.0, "text": " nice in that drain mate and does this bath smell as well guys I mean you know"}, {"start": 2620.0, "end": 2624.36, "text": " it's days like these where I feel like I've won the bloody lottery mate the"}, {"start": 2624.36, "end": 2628.84, "text": " lottery tough bloody life because this is what it's all about you know we've got"}, {"start": 2628.84, "end": 2633.32, "text": " a block drain we've had a cracker of a drive and we've got absolute ripper"}, {"start": 2633.32, "end": 2638.56, "text": " clients so anyway let's get stuck in let's jet downstream and see if we can"}, {"start": 2638.56, "end": 2642.7599999999998, "text": " smash this one out the park within moments you know let's let's just"}, {"start": 2642.76, "end": 2652.0400000000004, "text": " get stuck in guys. Here we go. And boy oh bloody boy does she have an aroma to it. Wow this one"}, {"start": 2652.0400000000004, "end": 2659.0400000000004, "text": " this one's strong guys and I don't know if it's something around the countryside or the fact that"}, {"start": 2659.0400000000004, "end": 2664.32, "text": " they just can't get a bloody plumber out here but wow it'll bloody knock the socks off you"}, {"start": 2664.32, "end": 2669.6000000000004, "text": " mate. So we're just gonna send the jet down as far as we can go and hopefully we'll hit the"}, {"start": 2669.6, "end": 2677.6, "text": " blockage sometime soon you know well not too soon we want to enjoy this first"}, {"start": 2677.6, "end": 2681.7799999999997, "text": " I've never had an issue with tree roots but that doesn't mean I'm gonna rule the"}, {"start": 2681.7799999999997, "end": 2685.74, "text": " tree root issue out you know the number of times a client has said to me no we"}, {"start": 2685.74, "end": 2689.8399999999997, "text": " don't have tree roots here you know it couldn't be and then it's a bloody tree"}, {"start": 2689.8399999999997, "end": 2694.68, "text": " root issue whoa look at that have we got it have we got it or is she teasing"}, {"start": 2694.68, "end": 2699.24, "text": " us I think she's bloody teasing us they look difficult getting around these"}, {"start": 2699.2400000000002, "end": 2702.92, "text": " gully but I reckon we get Mr. Plungier you know friend of the channel all the"}, {"start": 2702.92, "end": 2707.0400000000004, "text": " way from the United Kingdom they're a quick plunge yeah wouldn't this be"}, {"start": 2707.0400000000004, "end": 2711.1200000000003, "text": " embarrassing we clear it up straight away with a bloody plunge a mate but huh"}, {"start": 2711.1200000000003, "end": 2722.2000000000003, "text": " look at this wow did I mention there's an aroma to this train well well yeah"}, {"start": 2722.2000000000003, "end": 2725.96, "text": " mate I've said it before and I'll say it again you guys are lucky that you"}, {"start": 2725.96, "end": 2733.88, "text": " don't bloody have that option to click the smelly vision button you would think"}, {"start": 2733.88, "end": 2736.04, "text": " so"}, {"start": 2755.96, "end": 2757.96, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2785.96, "end": 2807.96, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2807.96, "end": 2809.96, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 2809.96, "end": 2837.96, "text": " I don't know what I think of the thing, gives it so."}, {"start": 2837.96, "end": 2844.96, "text": " I almost missed that."}, {"start": 2897.96, "end": 2911.4, "text": " Okay, T-Mash sad, backlapserix and the smat with the 3 years, I worry a few years would"}, {"start": 2911.4, "end": 2916.08, "text": " have been forced, I was there when you reclaimed the record last time, claim it again for"}, {"start": 2916.08, "end": 2920.96, "text": " the boys, boys, boys, boys of this, of course, it will be done."}, {"start": 2927.96, "end": 2930.76, "text": " What's the right way to think about tax?"}, {"start": 2930.76, "end": 2936.68, "text": " I spent half my life thinking about tax after all, so that should be a question I'm able to answer."}, {"start": 2936.68, "end": 2943.2400000000002, "text": " But what I want to do is take on the real problem, which is the claim that so many people make,"}, {"start": 2943.2400000000002, "end": 2947.0, "text": " that it's my money. Why should the government take it?"}, {"start": 2947.0, "end": 2953.8, "text": " And that view is everywhere, and it feels logical, and to many people, it even feels moral."}, {"start": 2953.8, "end": 2958.3, "text": " Hello, Mr. Force, did you say no more links?"}, {"start": 2958.3, "end": 2963.3, "text": " If not, click this link if yes, minus, twenty."}, {"start": 2964.8, "end": 2966.8, "text": " Enough of the links, thank you."}, {"start": 2966.8, "end": 2969.8, "text": " And this point cannot be stressed enough."}, {"start": 2969.8, "end": 2973.3, "text": " It has been deliberately cultivated."}, {"start": 2973.3, "end": 2976.3, "text": " This belief is not based upon stupidity,"}, {"start": 2976.3, "end": 2979.3, "text": " nor is it based upon irrationality."}, {"start": 2979.3, "end": 2983.3, "text": " It's not even selfishness in a sense."}, {"start": 2983.3, "end": 2991.2200000000003, "text": " It is learned behavior. Forty years of neoliberal political messaging from those who promote that"}, {"start": 2991.2200000000003, "end": 3002.7400000000002, "text": " anti-social idea has left tax framed as if it is theft. Tax is not theft. It cannot be because it is"}, {"start": 3002.7400000000002, "end": 3007.86, "text": " legally collected by a government that has established the law and we have given it the"}, {"start": 3007.86, "end": 3014.1, "text": " power to do so. But anyway, there's a core mistake that runs throughout the whole of"}, {"start": 3014.1, "end": 3023.38, "text": " the logic that I just talked about. And that key error is chronological. Income is not created"}, {"start": 3023.38, "end": 3029.94, "text": " privately as the first operation in the sequence that the person who makes that claim talks about."}, {"start": 3030.6600000000003, "end": 3036.1800000000003, "text": " The state does not arrive later after the person has created their income and paid their tax."}, {"start": 3036.18, "end": 3044.18, "text": " Instead, the state created the system in which a person's employment exists."}, {"start": 3044.18, "end": 3047.5, "text": " In other words, the state has to come first."}, {"start": 3047.5, "end": 3052.02, "text": " Your job and your income comes afterwards."}, {"start": 3052.02, "end": 3056.14, "text": " And there are preconditions to your job and your income existing."}, {"start": 3056.14, "end": 3061.7, "text": " For example, money that is accepted everywhere has to exist."}, {"start": 3061.7, "end": 3065.8199999999997, "text": " Contract law that enforces payments must exist, or how else do you know that at the"}, {"start": 3065.82, "end": 3070.94, "text": " the end of the month your employer will cough up. Employment rights that define work have"}, {"start": 3070.94, "end": 3076.98, "text": " to be there. Otherwise, what sort of employment would you have? And property rights that protect"}, {"start": 3076.98, "end": 3083.6600000000003, "text": " income must be in place in law, and that is a job for government, of course. What"}, {"start": 3083.6600000000003, "end": 3088.02, "text": " is more, it's also their job to put in place courts that resolve disputes arising"}, {"start": 3088.02, "end": 3093.94, "text": " from all these issues. In other words, unless the government existed, the protections"}, {"start": 3093.94, "end": 3102.02, "text": " around your work would not. And that means that these conditions are part of the invisible"}, {"start": 3102.02, "end": 3107.38, "text": " foundations that let you be paid. They're not alone. There are plenty more of these invisible"}, {"start": 3107.38, "end": 3112.26, "text": " foundations. There's the infrastructure that you travel to work on, whether it be"}, {"start": 3112.26, "end": 3115.26, "text": " traveling to work."}, {"start": 3115.26, "end": 3117.26, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 3117.26, "end": 3124.26, "text": " Make a little, take 10 steps on the living room."}, {"start": 3129.26, "end": 3131.26, "text": " This is Abu Bakr Shakaal,"}, {"start": 3131.26, "end": 3134.26, "text": " the leader of the feared Boko Haram militant group."}, {"start": 3134.26, "end": 3136.26, "text": " Little is known about the man"}, {"start": 3136.26, "end": 3138.26, "text": " whose government abducted 200 schoolgirls"}, {"start": 3138.26, "end": 3141.26, "text": " from the town of Chibok in the northeast of Nigeria."}, {"start": 3141.26, "end": 3147.6200000000003, "text": " Nigeria. Filming openly in the region is dangerous, so the BBC has travelled covertly into the"}, {"start": 3147.6200000000003, "end": 3154.1200000000003, "text": " north of the country and has gained exclusive access to people who knew him well. Interviews"}, {"start": 3154.1200000000003, "end": 3160.34, "text": " have been done anonymously, as people are too scared of reprisals. This man was a member"}, {"start": 3160.34, "end": 3165.34, "text": " of what became Boko Haram. He knew Shikhao personally."}, {"start": 3165.34, "end": 3172.1400000000003, "text": " He's a fanatic, not well-versed in Islamic law."}, {"start": 3172.1400000000003, "end": 3178.54, "text": " He takes hasty decisions and is very hard-line on Islamic matters, and even his former mentor"}, {"start": 3178.54, "end": 3186.86, "text": " was careful around him because he was not open to any form of compromise."}, {"start": 3186.86, "end": 3191.34, "text": " Chicago spent his formative years here in Maiduguri, a major city in the northeast"}, {"start": 3191.34, "end": 3194.3, "text": " of Nigeria."}, {"start": 3194.3, "end": 3199.38, "text": " Run by local standards, Shekal lived in abject poverty in this house in a slum quarter of"}, {"start": 3199.38, "end": 3201.38, "text": " the city."}, {"start": 3201.38, "end": 3206.34, "text": " Shekal later enrolled himself at this formal Islamic school, run by the government."}, {"start": 3206.34, "end": 3211.54, "text": " One former classmate remembers him as a loner, who kept himself apart from the other students."}, {"start": 3211.54, "end": 3217.3, "text": " We thought of him as psychologically affected."}, {"start": 3217.3, "end": 3223.1000000000004, "text": " Just looking at him, you could tell that he was not completely with it."}, {"start": 3223.1, "end": 3229.3399999999997, "text": " Shekhar went on to lead Boko Haram five years ago, instigating a wave of terror through bombings"}, {"start": 3229.3399999999997, "end": 3230.3399999999997, "text": " and abductions."}, {"start": 3230.3399999999997, "end": 3236.5, "text": " I headed north to meet another former colleague of Abu Bakr Shekhar."}, {"start": 3236.5, "end": 3241.06, "text": " He thinks the international outcry over the abductions of the 200 schoolgirls will"}, {"start": 3241.06, "end": 3247.3399999999997, "text": " have played well with the leader of Boko Haram."}, {"start": 3247.3399999999997, "end": 3250.7799999999997, "text": " He will have been pleased with all the media attention."}, {"start": 3250.7799999999997, "end": 3252.94, "text": " He's happy with what they've done."}, {"start": 3252.94, "end": 3257.58, "text": " said that they will sell the girls on as slaves and has made it abundantly clear that they"}, {"start": 3257.58, "end": 3261.5, "text": " would abduct more girls."}, {"start": 3261.5, "end": 3267.66, "text": " These haunting pictures of the school girls remain the last known images of them. Since"}, {"start": 3267.66, "end": 3271.5, "text": " the mass abduction in April, there have been further kidnappings of women and children"}, {"start": 3271.5, "end": 3276.38, "text": " in the same area and Boko Haram have killed over 500 civilians."}, {"start": 3276.38, "end": 3279.18, "text": " Yalda Hekim, BBC News, Abuja."}, {"start": 3279.1800000000003, "end": 3291.7400000000002, "text": " All right, 444 NS, Institutional Fiend Dota Unsleeping, welcome back, Sapthos, Yabe 67 months,"}, {"start": 3291.7400000000002, "end": 3299.42, "text": " 6'7\", Jankov, thank you man, Sennhorov, welcome back, all right, that's it, no further,"}, {"start": 3299.42, "end": 3305.6600000000003, "text": " no further links, no further links, thank you, fucking, oh, my allergies, I'm fucking"}, {"start": 3305.66, "end": 3325.06, "text": " killing a man. Killing a man. Fucking defect human. Alright we got games and shit today"}, {"start": 3325.06, "end": 3335.06, "text": " Okay boys, we got some variety up in this, manafuck, manafuck, that's not it, that's it, that's it."}, {"start": 3349.06, "end": 3351.06, "text": " Let's see what this is."}, {"start": 3355.06, "end": 3362.06, "text": " Don't play this."}, {"start": 3385.06, "end": 3397.06, "text": " All spring."}, {"start": 3397.06, "end": 3407.06, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 3407.06, "end": 3412.06, "text": " New game."}, {"start": 3412.06, "end": 3418.98, "text": " Oh, it's me you have a new message be sure to read it, okay"}, {"start": 3422.18, "end": 3424.18, "text": " That's a wow"}, {"start": 3425.54, "end": 3430.42, "text": " Well, I was surfing the dark net yesterday and I came across some creepy videos check it out"}, {"start": 3442.06, "end": 3452.06, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 3452.06, "end": 3465.18, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3465.1800000000003, "end": 3472.1800000000003, "text": " There's a bolt car in there."}, {"start": 3477.9600000000005, "end": 3484.9600000000005, "text": " Now what?"}, {"start": 3484.96, "end": 3507.16, "text": " The key under the book on the table."}, {"start": 3507.16, "end": 3509.16, "text": " The basement."}, {"start": 3510.8799999999997, "end": 3512.8799999999997, "text": " Aha!"}, {"start": 3528.3999999999996, "end": 3530.3999999999996, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3533.48, "end": 3535.48, "text": " Yes, it's dark."}, {"start": 3537.16, "end": 3539.16, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 3539.16, "end": 3540.16, "text": " Darlio."}, {"start": 3540.16, "end": 3549.16, "text": " If anyone reads this, there is a radio in the cabin that can be used to contact the other"}, {"start": 3549.16, "end": 3550.16, "text": " man."}, {"start": 3550.16, "end": 3567.0, "text": " Oh shit, Darnio, if anyone reads this, there's a radio in the cabin that can be used to contact"}, {"start": 3567.0, "end": 3568.0, "text": " without a clue."}, {"start": 3568.0, "end": 3571.0, "text": " Get turned it in, it'll work."}, {"start": 3571.0, "end": 3573.0, "text": " Radio."}, {"start": 3576.0, "end": 3578.0, "text": " The other..."}, {"start": 3597.0, "end": 3602.0, "text": " Is there a radio in the other... what was it?"}, {"start": 3606.0, "end": 3607.0, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 3619.0, "end": 3621.0, "text": " Turning the frequencies."}, {"start": 3624.0, "end": 3626.0, "text": " Hello? Hello, can anyone hear me?"}, {"start": 3627.0, "end": 3629.0, "text": " Over? Oh fuck."}, {"start": 3649.48, "end": 3652.0, "text": " Oh my god, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 3657.0, "end": 3661.0, "text": " I can't get out of here, but I need to find a life jacket."}, {"start": 3661.0, "end": 3666.0, "text": " Come on bro, there's a little fucking zombie in there, you're thinking about getting a life jacket."}, {"start": 3666.0, "end": 3668.0, "text": " Just fucking go."}, {"start": 3675.0, "end": 3678.0, "text": " We need to get something to get that bolt counter."}, {"start": 3678.0, "end": 3681.0, "text": " A wire counter or something."}, {"start": 3687.0, "end": 3694.0, "text": " Okay. Alright, but the door to the left here."}, {"start": 3700.0, "end": 3702.0, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3703.0, "end": 3705.0, "text": " Packs."}, {"start": 3717.0, "end": 3726.52, "text": " How do I get a hold of the..."}, {"start": 3726.52, "end": 3731.4, "text": " Was a boiler radio"}, {"start": 3748.36, "end": 3750.36, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 3750.36, "end": 3755.36, "text": " I'm shitting myself."}, {"start": 3755.36, "end": 3760.36, "text": " Go to the bathroom now."}, {"start": 3760.36, "end": 3767.36, "text": " Okay, here's a life jacket."}, {"start": 3767.36, "end": 3772.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3772.36, "end": 3791.52, "text": " Okay, here's a lifejacket, okay, near the astronauts room, there's a rain coming back."}, {"start": 3791.52, "end": 3793.6800000000003, "text": " How did you expect me to get out of here?"}, {"start": 3793.6800000000003, "end": 3800.6800000000003, "text": " I didn't see any ladder or something."}, {"start": 3807.4400000000005, "end": 3814.4400000000005, "text": " I didn't see any ladder."}, {"start": 3815.4, "end": 3822.4, "text": " Just climbed up."}, {"start": 3853.6800000000003, "end": 3855.6800000000003, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3855.6800000000003, "end": 3860.6800000000003, "text": " Son of a bitch."}, {"start": 3883.6800000000003, "end": 3890.6800000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3900.32, "end": 3903.8, "text": " Did something fall?"}, {"start": 3903.8, "end": 3907.92, "text": " Looks like there's no ladder here."}, {"start": 3907.92, "end": 3910.92, "text": " Yeah, I know, because I've been into that room three times before."}, {"start": 3926.42, "end": 3926.92, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3931.42, "end": 3932.42, "text": " Get outta here!"}, {"start": 3937.92, "end": 3943.92, "text": " We're calling. Maybe the rest of the team, and I need to answer it."}, {"start": 3943.92, "end": 3946.92, "text": " Yeah. Let's get back down."}, {"start": 3957.92, "end": 3963.92, "text": " Hello, Mr. Force. Can you open this suit and ring, or am I too late for the party?"}, {"start": 3963.92, "end": 3969.7200000000003, "text": " Anyways, I was hoping you would discuss some politics with me."}, {"start": 3969.7200000000003, "end": 3974.4, "text": " If you are a Muslim citizen, would you still stay for voting?"}, {"start": 3974.4, "end": 3978.88, "text": " Or so would you turn vegan? PNS, PNS?"}, {"start": 3978.88, "end": 3983.08, "text": " I turn vegan? I don't know."}, {"start": 3983.08, "end": 3990.7200000000003, "text": " As long as I get my nutritional needs without too much hassle,"}, {"start": 3990.7200000000003, "end": 3996.0200000000004, "text": " but I only got something right now"}, {"start": 3996.0200000000004, "end": 4003.0200000000004, "text": " with veganism"}, {"start": 4012.1800000000003, "end": 4014.9800000000005, "text": " take my motherfucking ladder"}, {"start": 4014.9800000000005, "end": 4019.82, "text": " fucking bitch"}, {"start": 4019.82, "end": 4021.82, "text": " I expected that."}, {"start": 4035.02, "end": 4037.02, "text": " I need to find the light switch."}, {"start": 4049.82, "end": 4054.82, "text": " Two fuses are missing. Here's the first one."}, {"start": 4054.82, "end": 4059.82, "text": " I'm gonna put it in."}, {"start": 4059.82, "end": 4063.82, "text": " Yeah, reload that."}, {"start": 4063.82, "end": 4068.82, "text": " Reload that fuse, pungan."}, {"start": 4109.82, "end": 4124.299999999999, "text": " Did I miss the fuse?"}, {"start": 4124.3, "end": 4126.3, "text": " It's a fuse!"}, {"start": 4137.02, "end": 4143.66, "text": " Hello base, I noticed that there was a severe lack of Bay Minicraft servers."}, {"start": 4144.22, "end": 4147.42, "text": " So I decided to create my own last night."}, {"start": 4147.72, "end": 4151.22, "text": " The address is for Cymbage.mcserver.me"}, {"start": 4151.64, "end": 4153.96, "text": " It's on Java on the latest version."}, {"start": 4154.3, "end": 4158.3, "text": " Feel free to join or don't. I don't care."}, {"start": 4160.3, "end": 4162.3, "text": " Did you care, dog?"}, {"start": 4162.3, "end": 4164.3, "text": " Did you care?"}, {"start": 4164.3, "end": 4174.3, "text": " I need to turn on the light."}, {"start": 4174.3, "end": 4187.3, "text": " I need to turn on the light."}, {"start": 4187.3, "end": 4194.3, "text": " I need to turn on the light."}, {"start": 4194.3, "end": 4201.3, "text": " Can I just turn on the light?"}, {"start": 4201.3, "end": 4212.3, "text": " I need to turn on the light."}, {"start": 4212.3, "end": 4214.3, "text": " I need to turn on the light."}, {"start": 4229.8, "end": 4230.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4242.3, "end": 4264.3, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4264.3, "end": 4285.42, "text": " that's rough I can't do this without coffee"}, {"start": 4285.42, "end": 4287.42, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4300.26, "end": 4302.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4303.1, "end": 4305.1, "text": " It's dark."}, {"start": 4305.1, "end": 4307.1, "text": " Dark."}, {"start": 4307.1, "end": 4309.1, "text": " Disrespect."}, {"start": 4315.42, "end": 4325.42, "text": " Where's the fucking water bottle?"}, {"start": 4325.42, "end": 4339.92, "text": " I didn't for years, I'm done, I'm tired Mr. Force, can I get a lift from the up-piston,"}, {"start": 4339.92, "end": 4340.92, "text": " thank you."}, {"start": 4340.92, "end": 4344.92, "text": " Well, I hope you're ready. If that was the lift to your stuff, I'd be very given."}, {"start": 4344.92, "end": 4348.92, "text": " And I must thank you, you ma'am already, you're my t-dicks, I will open up."}, {"start": 4362.92, "end": 4364.92, "text": " That big!"}, {"start": 4370.92, "end": 4399.12, "text": " 9, 5, video 2."}, {"start": 4399.12, "end": 4400.12, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 4400.12, "end": 4411.8, "text": " I need a cabin problem for my subscribers."}, {"start": 4411.8, "end": 4412.8, "text": " Please subscribe."}, {"start": 4412.8, "end": 4419.4, "text": " If I film something weird, maybe I'll get more viewers."}, {"start": 4419.4, "end": 4421.4, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 4421.400000000001, "end": 4429.400000000001, "text": " I guess welcome to the stream get up in more than"}, {"start": 4439.400000000001, "end": 4441.400000000001, "text": " Why won't you stay"}, {"start": 4441.400000000001, "end": 4466.400000000001, "text": " I'll show you something real scary."}, {"start": 4466.400000000001, "end": 4468.400000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4474.400000000001, "end": 4476.400000000001, "text": " Well, this is a dead end."}, {"start": 4483.400000000001, "end": 4484.400000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4484.400000000001, "end": 4486.400000000001, "text": " This is a dead end?"}, {"start": 4487.400000000001, "end": 4489.400000000001, "text": " Now we can pay the check."}, {"start": 4490.400000000001, "end": 4492.400000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4492.400000000001, "end": 4497.400000000001, "text": " It's blocked."}, {"start": 4497.400000000001, "end": 4502.400000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4502.400000000001, "end": 4517.400000000001, "text": " Look at that, I'll fucking, I'll get a tenonous,"}, {"start": 4517.400000000001, "end": 4524.400000000001, "text": " I don't know this shit. It's scary if I open this."}, {"start": 4533.400000000001, "end": 4536.400000000001, "text": " You can run with shift."}, {"start": 4541.400000000001, "end": 4546.400000000001, "text": " Why are you saying that as if something is chasing me right now?"}, {"start": 4546.400000000001, "end": 4551.200000000001, "text": " oh my god look Chad it's a hand"}, {"start": 4554.120000000001, "end": 4557.84, "text": " viewers love this"}, {"start": 4557.84, "end": 4560.960000000001, "text": " oh shit it left"}, {"start": 4563.400000000001, "end": 4569.080000000001, "text": " you haven't seen a monstrous hand in four seconds"}, {"start": 4569.08, "end": 4584.08, "text": " Well, well, this is mean."}, {"start": 4584.08, "end": 4588.08, "text": " oof"}, {"start": 4588.08, "end": 4592.08, "text": " oof"}, {"start": 4592.08, "end": 4596.08, "text": " oof"}, {"start": 4596.08, "end": 4606.08, "text": " oof"}, {"start": 4606.08, "end": 4613.08, "text": " I'm fine."}, {"start": 4636.08, "end": 4643.08, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4643.08, "end": 4650.08, "text": " Maybe it's the 12 years."}, {"start": 4650.08, "end": 4653.08, "text": " I have one more."}, {"start": 4653.08, "end": 4655.08, "text": " This way?"}, {"start": 4655.08, "end": 4658.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4658.08, "end": 4683.3, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 4683.3, "end": 4685.3, "text": " Is that Barry Allen?"}, {"start": 4705.3, "end": 4706.3, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4706.3, "end": 4707.3, "text": " Look!"}, {"start": 4708.3, "end": 4709.3, "text": " It's a real..."}, {"start": 4710.3, "end": 4711.3, "text": " giant head."}, {"start": 4713.3, "end": 4730.18, "text": " Ah, the viewers have seen this."}, {"start": 4730.18, "end": 4731.7, "text": " I guess the stream crashed."}, {"start": 4743.3, "end": 4767.58, "text": " All right, well, very good."}, {"start": 4767.58, "end": 4772.58, "text": " Good evening, Mr. Force. I got my third concussion of the week."}, {"start": 4772.58, "end": 4774.58, "text": " Why is that?"}, {"start": 4774.58, "end": 4780.58, "text": " Well, mainly because you stab your fucking plate to the start of every stream with a spoon."}, {"start": 4780.58, "end": 4784.58, "text": " Fucking doof. Disrespectful narcissist."}, {"start": 4784.58, "end": 4787.58, "text": " I don't listen to shenanigans."}, {"start": 4788.58, "end": 4794.58, "text": " Sure. My neighbor stinks. Does that have any twitch carry?"}, {"start": 4797.58, "end": 4824.38, "text": " Okay, and all that for right the game crashed I have to replay"}, {"start": 4824.38, "end": 4831.38, "text": " I doubt it had a save."}, {"start": 4831.38, "end": 4839.38, "text": " Hey, Jen, Sasha, what if I gift that?"}, {"start": 4839.38, "end": 4842.38, "text": " Thank you very much, man."}, {"start": 4842.38, "end": 4845.38, "text": " Another, another one."}, {"start": 4845.38, "end": 4847.38, "text": " Insanity."}, {"start": 4847.38, "end": 4851.38, "text": " Uganda, all the population today."}, {"start": 4851.38, "end": 4853.38, "text": " What's up with that?"}, {"start": 4856.1, "end": 4858.1, "text": " What is up with that?"}, {"start": 4862.78, "end": 4864.78, "text": " Game capture"}, {"start": 4866.38, "end": 4868.38, "text": " What does this show up?"}, {"start": 4869.7, "end": 4871.7, "text": " Thank you, everyone"}, {"start": 4873.42, "end": 4875.66, "text": " Why don't we get the drill cogs that is looking back?"}, {"start": 4875.66, "end": 4882.66, "text": " Ah, this shit don't work. They don't have fucking options in the area. What the fuck is this, man?"}, {"start": 4889.66, "end": 4891.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4892.66, "end": 4894.66, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 4905.66, "end": 4934.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4934.18, "end": 4941.18, "text": " why don't they have an options menu and it's fucking retarded I press escape and it's..."}, {"start": 4942.0, "end": 4949.0, "text": " no settings allowed I guess"}, {"start": 4950.6, "end": 4957.6, "text": " what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 4957.6, "end": 4964.160000000001, "text": " The game is called My Neighbour's Thing, so I'm guessing this is my neighbour."}, {"start": 4964.160000000001, "end": 4969.0, "text": " Posta Romana."}, {"start": 4969.0, "end": 4983.200000000001, "text": " Hey, good to have you three gifted."}, {"start": 4983.200000000001, "end": 4987.120000000001, "text": " I guess they're fighting for the fuck you, oh no, I see what's up."}, {"start": 4987.12, "end": 4990.16, "text": " If I were that number one about chat spot"}, {"start": 4992.16, "end": 4995.24, "text": " Just like the beautiful days the fucking dollar words"}, {"start": 5005.84, "end": 5009.82, "text": " What the fuck is this game about what the fuck is happening I can't do me"}, {"start": 5012.04, "end": 5014.64, "text": " Where's my yellow yellow paint"}, {"start": 5014.64, "end": 5035.64, "text": " Oh, hey. Hello? This is my house, right? I never know. Is that tortilla or something?"}, {"start": 5035.64, "end": 5042.64, "text": " chicken and pineapple. Rooster."}, {"start": 5051.88, "end": 5056.04, "text": " Hey there grandson. I've headed into town for a bit but you'll manage just fine."}, {"start": 5056.04, "end": 5060.360000000001, "text": " Watch out, it smells pretty bad around the village where this neighbor"}, {"start": 5060.360000000001, "end": 5063.96, "text": " JavaBot hasn't shouted in two months again."}, {"start": 5063.96, "end": 5066.96, "text": " People say he's got radiation in his house, but don't judge him."}, {"start": 5066.96, "end": 5069.56, "text": " Be friendly with the neighbors, but don't trust the song."}, {"start": 5069.56, "end": 5072.66, "text": " PS, if you start feeling like it, just open the window."}, {"start": 5072.66, "end": 5074.56, "text": " It's not a ghost, it's just a smell."}, {"start": 5074.56, "end": 5075.56, "text": " Perhaps."}, {"start": 5084.76, "end": 5085.76, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 5085.76, "end": 5094.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5094.16, "end": 5123.96, "text": " the fuck am I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 5123.96, "end": 5136.56, "text": " someone hello hey you're Puglia as a grandson right welcome I water flowers I"}, {"start": 5136.56, "end": 5141.24, "text": " like flowers and I have a tree in the backyard and I'm listening why does it"}, {"start": 5141.24, "end": 5148.64, "text": " smell like rotten eggs everywhere better not ask if it knocks on the door"}, {"start": 5148.64, "end": 5149.92, "text": " or don't open it."}, {"start": 5152.92, "end": 5155.08, "text": " Or open it, but hold your breath."}, {"start": 5158.160000000001, "end": 5159.0, "text": " But..."}, {"start": 5178.64, "end": 5180.64, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 5187.64, "end": 5191.64, "text": " Hi, I'm Neapolias Gr\u00f6nsson. I'm staying here for a week."}, {"start": 5193.64, "end": 5195.64, "text": " What the fuck? What is this?"}, {"start": 5199.64, "end": 5202.64, "text": " Please, it was still Q-tubers, we'll talk later."}, {"start": 5204.64, "end": 5206.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5208.64, "end": 5209.64, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 5212.360000000001, "end": 5214.360000000001, "text": " Watch out, the air will change tonight."}, {"start": 5216.76, "end": 5217.76, "text": " Ah, okay."}, {"start": 5220.56, "end": 5221.56, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 5224.64, "end": 5226.240000000001, "text": " What is this game about?"}, {"start": 5226.8, "end": 5227.8, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 5229.52, "end": 5230.52, "text": " What is it about?"}, {"start": 5238.64, "end": 5262.400000000001, "text": " time for a good night's rest"}, {"start": 5262.400000000001, "end": 5286.400000000001, "text": " Who's that knocking at 3am?"}, {"start": 5286.400000000001, "end": 5288.400000000001, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 5291.040000000001, "end": 5293.040000000001, "text": " what's up"}, {"start": 5293.68, "end": 5295.68, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5302.240000000001, "end": 5304.240000000001, "text": " hell no"}, {"start": 5304.24, "end": 5306.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5314.92, "end": 5317.08, "text": " Open a window. Oh my god"}, {"start": 5317.08, "end": 5319.08, "text": " It smells good."}, {"start": 5333.08, "end": 5335.08, "text": " I can't see shit."}, {"start": 5347.08, "end": 5374.12, "text": " What was supposed to do?"}, {"start": 5374.12, "end": 5376.12, "text": " I can't go to sleep."}, {"start": 5382.04, "end": 5384.04, "text": " Wait, I can't."}, {"start": 5404.12, "end": 5411.12, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 5411.12, "end": 5421.12, "text": " I can't believe you've done this."}, {"start": 5421.12, "end": 5422.12, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 5422.12, "end": 5426.12, "text": " Piece of shit."}, {"start": 5426.12, "end": 5433.12, "text": " no farting, no night"}, {"start": 5433.12, "end": 5461.88, "text": " no fucking hand holding this game on I expect this bus from someone without a"}, {"start": 5461.88, "end": 5465.9800000000005, "text": " Fucking implemented options menu"}, {"start": 5468.4800000000005, "end": 5474.8, "text": " What's this face oh shit we get some tools"}, {"start": 5491.88, "end": 5509.400000000001, "text": " Oh, will you sleep well?"}, {"start": 5509.400000000001, "end": 5511.0, "text": " I hope that's not gonna wake you up."}, {"start": 5511.0, "end": 5512.64, "text": " My house is a bit of a wreck."}, {"start": 5512.64, "end": 5515.28, "text": " Put your back into it and fix it up a little."}, {"start": 5515.28, "end": 5520.52, "text": " Clear out the cobwebs, sweep the floor."}, {"start": 5520.52, "end": 5549.52, "text": " the floor with what? I guess I gotta get the tools. Alright, here's the broom. Alright,"}, {"start": 5549.52, "end": 5556.52, "text": " Alright dusty dusty, come with me, come with me, no."}, {"start": 5556.52, "end": 5565.52, "text": " It's not the same tool."}, {"start": 5565.52, "end": 5574.52, "text": " I'm about to-"}, {"start": 5574.52, "end": 5576.52, "text": " HAAA! HAAA!"}, {"start": 5587.160000000001, "end": 5588.160000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5589.120000000001, "end": 5590.120000000001, "text": " Coming."}, {"start": 5592.76, "end": 5594.120000000001, "text": " Yeah, what do you want?"}, {"start": 5595.120000000001, "end": 5596.68, "text": " Yeah, I see you started cleaning."}, {"start": 5600.68, "end": 5602.68, "text": " Listen up, we're gonna have a moment."}, {"start": 5602.68, "end": 5604.360000000001, "text": " Come over to my place."}, {"start": 5605.26, "end": 5606.06, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 5608.62, "end": 5609.52, "text": " Game title."}, {"start": 5609.76, "end": 5611.4800000000005, "text": " I'm having some electrical issues."}, {"start": 5614.08, "end": 5616.240000000001, "text": " And Puglia told me you're an electrician."}, {"start": 5620.68, "end": 5621.68, "text": " Ah fuck."}, {"start": 5625.04, "end": 5626.6, "text": " Well, almost done."}, {"start": 5626.76, "end": 5627.76, "text": " Let's call the..."}, {"start": 5628.4800000000005, "end": 5628.9800000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5632.68, "end": 5635.68, "text": " Leading, leading."}, {"start": 5642.68, "end": 5644.68, "text": " We got all right."}, {"start": 5648.68, "end": 5650.68, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 5654.68, "end": 5656.68, "text": " Missed one."}, {"start": 5662.68, "end": 5664.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5664.68, "end": 5666.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5666.68, "end": 5668.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5668.68, "end": 5670.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5670.68, "end": 5672.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5672.68, "end": 5674.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5674.68, "end": 5676.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5676.68, "end": 5678.68, "text": " I can't leave."}, {"start": 5678.68, "end": 5680.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5680.68, "end": 5682.68, "text": " I can't leave."}, {"start": 5682.68, "end": 5706.68, "text": " bathroom. I only got the one with bathroom. Oh. There we go. What? I still can't lean."}, {"start": 5706.68, "end": 5717.76, "text": " water oh my god yeah do you want your bathroom no this is a house without a"}, {"start": 5717.76, "end": 5738.16, "text": " bathroom. Yeah. I didn't take it down, please. Oh no. You're shooting yourself. Go to the"}, {"start": 5738.16, "end": 5740.16, "text": " I'm going through now!"}, {"start": 5761.16, "end": 5763.16, "text": " Oh hell no!"}, {"start": 5768.16, "end": 5787.08, "text": " Why does everyone spam force and faint these days?"}, {"start": 5787.08, "end": 5794.08, "text": " nobody uses force on WTF anymore"}, {"start": 5801.42, "end": 5804.16, "text": " what? I did restart?"}, {"start": 5804.16, "end": 5807.44, "text": " oh my god the whole day this is harder than"}, {"start": 5807.44, "end": 5814.44, "text": " fucking Dark Souls"}, {"start": 5817.08, "end": 5824.08, "text": " look look it's on here"}, {"start": 5854.08, "end": 5861.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5884.08, "end": 5912.36, "text": " fucking snitch"}, {"start": 5912.36, "end": 5914.36, "text": " I don't miss one here."}, {"start": 5932.599999999999, "end": 5933.599999999999, "text": " Here it comes."}, {"start": 5933.6, "end": 5935.6, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 5939.6, "end": 5942.6, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 5942.6, "end": 5946.6, "text": " I just want to go back and look as cute."}, {"start": 5946.6, "end": 5948.6, "text": " I'll go back."}, {"start": 5963.6, "end": 5970.96, "text": " I don't know if I'll go there."}, {"start": 5970.96, "end": 5980.4800000000005, "text": " I'll go out to my neighbor first, see what he wants."}, {"start": 5980.4800000000005, "end": 5986.72, "text": " I guess not."}, {"start": 5986.72, "end": 5992.72, "text": " Get the gas mask."}, {"start": 5992.72, "end": 5998.72, "text": " Gas gas mask."}, {"start": 5998.72, "end": 6004.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6004.72, "end": 6027.360000000001, "text": " my fucking neighbor said I should listen to him, but"}, {"start": 6027.36, "end": 6029.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6036.799999999999, "end": 6038.799999999999, "text": " You have"}, {"start": 6042.92, "end": 6044.92, "text": " I need a screwdriver"}, {"start": 6046.2, "end": 6049.96, "text": " Okay, I got all those"}, {"start": 6057.36, "end": 6059.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6079.24, "end": 6081.24, "text": " Fucking shanky mate"}, {"start": 6087.36, "end": 6099.36, "text": " Alright, I got it man. Here we go. Hold E. It's my special T. Philosophy."}, {"start": 6099.36, "end": 6122.759999999999, "text": " all right all finito here you go sir hold E on this guy too"}, {"start": 6122.76, "end": 6136.64, "text": " it's all good hello"}, {"start": 6136.64, "end": 6137.64, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6137.64, "end": 6138.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6138.64, "end": 6153.68, "text": " Put the screws back in, uh, and I'll send him."}, {"start": 6153.68, "end": 6160.68, "text": " I had offended him."}, {"start": 6160.68, "end": 6180.68, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6180.68, "end": 6188.68, "text": " top of this"}, {"start": 6188.68, "end": 6197.200000000001, "text": " Yeah, what the f**k am I supposed to do now, I guess?"}, {"start": 6197.200000000001, "end": 6198.200000000001, "text": " Go back."}, {"start": 6198.200000000001, "end": 6212.72, "text": " That was a good day, good day in the arena, time for some well-deserved rest."}, {"start": 6212.72, "end": 6214.72, "text": " But what are we to do with the toilet?"}, {"start": 6214.72, "end": 6224.72, "text": " I don't think I can use it anymore."}, {"start": 6224.72, "end": 6244.8, "text": " Jalba, I'm coming."}, {"start": 6244.8, "end": 6245.8, "text": " Who's Jalba?"}, {"start": 6245.8, "end": 6251.0, "text": " Was that the one who was taking a shit in my bathroom?"}, {"start": 6251.0, "end": 6253.72, "text": " Why am I coming to Jalba?"}, {"start": 6253.72, "end": 6260.72, "text": " Oh, I'm gonna pay him back. I'm gonna fuck. I'm gonna knock on his door and fuck."}, {"start": 6271.320000000001, "end": 6273.320000000001, "text": " That's what you get, bitch."}, {"start": 6277.72, "end": 6280.72, "text": " My... my game is fucked."}, {"start": 6283.72, "end": 6290.72, "text": " Oh yeah, enjoy your life."}, {"start": 6298.4400000000005, "end": 6305.4400000000005, "text": " I can't see shit."}, {"start": 6305.4400000000005, "end": 6317.120000000001, "text": " This is my house?"}, {"start": 6317.120000000001, "end": 6326.72, "text": " That will show him not to mess with the Godgamer, bitch."}, {"start": 6326.72, "end": 6331.040000000001, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 6331.04, "end": 6337.04, "text": " I hope you've gotten used to the neighbors. Keep up with the repairs, otherwise the roof is going to fall on your head."}, {"start": 6337.04, "end": 6341.04, "text": " You need to patch up the fence. Remove the tall grass. Get rid of the rats."}, {"start": 6343.04, "end": 6344.04, "text": " I'm coming."}, {"start": 6347.04, "end": 6352.04, "text": " Good morning. I thought we should have a barbecue so we can get to know each other better."}, {"start": 6353.04, "end": 6358.04, "text": " Once you're down, I'll be waiting for you in my place. Just think you want this coming too."}, {"start": 6358.04, "end": 6371.5199999999995, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna get rid of that with some..."}, {"start": 6371.5199999999995, "end": 6381.68, "text": " So these bad boys."}, {"start": 6381.68, "end": 6388.68, "text": " no longer a shinobi in here, okay."}, {"start": 6393.360000000001, "end": 6397.76, "text": " Okay traps are set,"}, {"start": 6397.76, "end": 6402.320000000001, "text": " really set, go."}, {"start": 6402.320000000001, "end": 6409.320000000001, "text": " And then patch the fence, right?"}, {"start": 6409.32, "end": 6413.32, "text": " How do you patch a fence? Discussion of fence?"}, {"start": 6417.32, "end": 6419.32, "text": " What was that? I don't want to fix the roof."}, {"start": 6439.32, "end": 6441.32, "text": " I don't know how to fix that."}, {"start": 6449.08, "end": 6451.08, "text": " Oh, cut grass."}, {"start": 6451.4, "end": 6453.4, "text": " Alright, I tried to."}, {"start": 6454.0, "end": 6456.0, "text": " I can't drive any tools."}, {"start": 6461.799999999999, "end": 6463.799999999999, "text": " Go into trap."}, {"start": 6466.5599999999995, "end": 6468.5599999999995, "text": " I'm stuck. I'm stuck."}, {"start": 6468.56, "end": 6470.56, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6479.120000000001, "end": 6481.120000000001, "text": " Get in the trap!"}, {"start": 6486.96, "end": 6489.200000000001, "text": " Oh wait, maybe I supposed to put cheese in it."}, {"start": 6490.8, "end": 6492.8, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6492.8, "end": 6496.8, "text": " and no hand holding in this game."}, {"start": 6496.8, "end": 6498.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6498.8, "end": 6501.8, "text": " Alright, enjoy your life."}, {"start": 6505.8, "end": 6507.8, "text": " Ah, what the fuck."}, {"start": 6513.8, "end": 6517.8, "text": " Alright, fixing defense."}, {"start": 6517.8, "end": 6520.8, "text": " Fixing defense."}, {"start": 6522.8, "end": 6525.8, "text": " for great defense"}, {"start": 6529.8, "end": 6532.8, "text": " against faring cruxifers"}, {"start": 6536.8, "end": 6537.8, "text": " fix it"}, {"start": 6540.8, "end": 6541.8, "text": " fix it"}, {"start": 6549.8, "end": 6550.8, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 6552.8, "end": 6570.8, "text": " Is that all she wrote? Wait, I don't know how to fix the fence outside of my fence, right?"}, {"start": 6570.8, "end": 6571.8, "text": " Blind."}, {"start": 6571.8, "end": 6582.8, "text": " Okay, right this one is completely..."}, {"start": 6582.8, "end": 6586.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6586.8, "end": 6588.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6588.8, "end": 6594.8, "text": " Now we cut the grass."}, {"start": 6594.8, "end": 6604.8, "text": " okay now we got the grass with the sign this one"}, {"start": 6612.8, "end": 6616.8, "text": " I guess this is short enough"}, {"start": 6624.8, "end": 6652.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6652.0, "end": 6657.0, "text": " I missed the spot."}, {"start": 6657.0, "end": 6659.08, "text": " All right, barbecue time."}, {"start": 6659.08, "end": 6661.72, "text": " Well, sir, let's go."}, {"start": 6661.72, "end": 6667.48, "text": " Can't wait to get some protein so I can grow these guns."}, {"start": 6667.48, "end": 6668.48, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6668.48, "end": 6668.98, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6679.32, "end": 6680.88, "text": " Stay with nothing else."}, {"start": 6680.88, "end": 6681.98, "text": " Hell yeah, brother."}, {"start": 6682.0, "end": 6688.72, "text": " It feels good to finally just sit together like normal people."}, {"start": 6688.72, "end": 6694.68, "text": " Oh my God, we're eating, my boy."}, {"start": 6694.68, "end": 6698.12, "text": " That's it, I have no smile but I have."}, {"start": 6698.12, "end": 6700.12, "text": " Java, you're hopeless."}, {"start": 6700.12, "end": 6706.88, "text": " There's no sense of humor or sense of smell."}, {"start": 6706.88, "end": 6707.88, "text": " See you later."}, {"start": 6711.88, "end": 6713.88, "text": " Well, a little steak seasoning."}, {"start": 6714.88, "end": 6715.88, "text": " Never hurt nobody."}, {"start": 6717.88, "end": 6719.88, "text": " I have my Kangas moon."}, {"start": 6723.88, "end": 6724.88, "text": " It left it on the grill."}, {"start": 6724.88, "end": 6725.88, "text": " Well, man."}, {"start": 6729.88, "end": 6730.88, "text": " I didn't finish the steak."}, {"start": 6736.88, "end": 6750.68, "text": " yeah that's right when you mess with the best you get put to the motherfuckin test"}, {"start": 6750.68, "end": 6752.68, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 6775.820000000001, "end": 6778.96, "text": " What the fuck is this"}, {"start": 6780.68, "end": 6788.6, "text": " There's is absolutely fucking disgusting."}, {"start": 6788.6, "end": 6794.0, "text": " Which one of you took a shot without flushing?"}, {"start": 6794.0, "end": 6796.0, "text": " Wasn't me."}, {"start": 6796.0, "end": 6804.96, "text": " Well, it was one of y'all's."}, {"start": 6804.96, "end": 6805.96, "text": " This is disgusting."}, {"start": 6805.96, "end": 6813.4, "text": " I wish I got a bed without cleaning it up."}, {"start": 6813.4, "end": 6830.2, "text": " Oh yeah, bring the fucking light."}, {"start": 6830.2, "end": 6833.84, "text": " So we can see it better."}, {"start": 6833.84, "end": 6835.84, "text": " What the fuck do you want from me man?"}, {"start": 6855.1, "end": 6856.6, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6858.4400000000005, "end": 6859.4400000000005, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 6863.84, "end": 6865.84, "text": " What the fuck have you done?"}, {"start": 6866.96, "end": 6868.32, "text": " Take a shower in my toilet?"}, {"start": 6868.32, "end": 6869.32, "text": " Oh, fuck, got one."}, {"start": 6876.360000000001, "end": 6878.360000000001, "text": " Oh, I just smell a dream."}, {"start": 6882.52, "end": 6883.12, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6885.04, "end": 6888.08, "text": " Listen, we need to take action. We're going to jail, Bob."}, {"start": 6889.360000000001, "end": 6890.360000000001, "text": " You're telling me..."}, {"start": 6891.2, "end": 6893.400000000001, "text": " I can't live with him anymore. I have a plan."}, {"start": 6893.84, "end": 6899.84, "text": " Take this, break into his place while he's gone and prank him."}, {"start": 6901.84, "end": 6902.84, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6902.84, "end": 6904.84, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 6915.84, "end": 6918.84, "text": " This fucking stinky elbow."}, {"start": 6923.84, "end": 6930.84, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6930.84, "end": 6939.84, "text": " Guess we're in a gas mask."}, {"start": 6939.84, "end": 6943.92, "text": " Yeah, let me out in around 33 months with rain rule with my some welcome"}, {"start": 6963.52, "end": 6966.72, "text": " Where's his hand on the wrong side of the wrist"}, {"start": 6969.84, "end": 6976.84, "text": " Now we need a gas mask."}, {"start": 6999.84, "end": 7002.84, "text": " Why does he wear the mask?"}, {"start": 7009.84, "end": 7011.84, "text": " I'm blown off today."}, {"start": 7059.84, "end": 7061.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7070.96, "end": 7072.96, "text": " Fine"}, {"start": 7072.96, "end": 7074.96, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7088.96, "end": 7090.96, "text": " Merci, merci, merci."}, {"start": 7102.96, "end": 7110.96, "text": " I'm Mal Spallette what the f**k?"}, {"start": 7114.96, "end": 7117.96, "text": " Barcelona, Jalbelona"}, {"start": 7117.96, "end": 7132.08, "text": " Don't be afraid of me beans here are the real scary things so go job"}, {"start": 7132.08, "end": 7154.08, "text": " Well, talking to the man, 9 to 5, paying taxes, going outside, for cents and washed Flamingo legs."}, {"start": 7154.08, "end": 7161.08, "text": " That's not the joke. The joke is that you are a flamingo because you stand on one leg to wash your other leg."}, {"start": 7163.08, "end": 7166.08, "text": " You are flamingos. Don't get it mixed up."}, {"start": 7184.08, "end": 7194.08, "text": " You can just use the stool."}, {"start": 7194.08, "end": 7197.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7197.08, "end": 7202.08, "text": " Stool flamingo boys."}, {"start": 7202.08, "end": 7208.08, "text": " Sitting in the shower."}, {"start": 7208.08, "end": 7210.08, "text": " Sitting in the shower."}, {"start": 7210.08, "end": 7212.08, "text": " Sipping in the shower?"}, {"start": 7212.08, "end": 7214.08, "text": " Sipping in the shower?"}, {"start": 7218.08, "end": 7219.08, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 7219.08, "end": 7221.08, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 7222.08, "end": 7227.08, "text": " I think he set my neighbor's house on fire because he thought it was him who did the spraying."}, {"start": 7228.08, "end": 7230.08, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7238.08, "end": 7255.08, "text": " No, sir, sir, stop."}, {"start": 7255.08, "end": 7262.08, "text": " I'm coming in!"}, {"start": 7262.08, "end": 7273.08, "text": " Christie or Cerestil, whatever your female name was, where are you?"}, {"start": 7273.08, "end": 7279.08, "text": " I can't see anything."}, {"start": 7279.08, "end": 7293.68, "text": " I got you man what the fuck is this you're gonna be okay but you're gonna be"}, {"start": 7293.68, "end": 7295.84, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 7296.92, "end": 7300.48, "text": " you see spawn"}, {"start": 7301.76, "end": 7305.2, "text": " you're turn it on okay man"}, {"start": 7309.08, "end": 7316.08, "text": " I should get into a hospital."}, {"start": 7326.64, "end": 7331.76, "text": " I gotta wait for the bus."}, {"start": 7331.76, "end": 7337.12, "text": " It goes once a week here."}, {"start": 7337.12, "end": 7344.12, "text": " you know it's so good"}, {"start": 7351.66, "end": 7358.66, "text": " we got to get him like a glass of water or something"}, {"start": 7358.66, "end": 7365.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7365.66, "end": 7374.66, "text": " Where should I go back to bed?"}, {"start": 7374.66, "end": 7378.66, "text": " I'll slip it off."}, {"start": 7378.66, "end": 7383.66, "text": " Slip it off man."}, {"start": 7383.66, "end": 7398.98, "text": " Man is this poop all fucking stains on my window?"}, {"start": 7398.98, "end": 7399.98, "text": " You okay?"}, {"start": 7399.98, "end": 7400.98, "text": " Staying alive."}, {"start": 7400.98, "end": 7405.58, "text": " I don't know how to thank you."}, {"start": 7405.58, "end": 7408.099999999999, "text": " Don't worry, Kristi."}, {"start": 7408.1, "end": 7413.1, "text": " Jalba was never near me. I started fleeing to the woods."}, {"start": 7413.1, "end": 7418.1, "text": " I managed to get some bandages down. My whole body hurts."}, {"start": 7418.1, "end": 7423.1, "text": " Could you help me with something please?"}, {"start": 7423.1, "end": 7428.1, "text": " I'm dying for some berries."}, {"start": 7428.1, "end": 7433.1, "text": " Jalba for some dingleberries."}, {"start": 7433.1, "end": 7443.1, "text": " I got an apple, I stayed surprisingly fresh over the course of these four days."}, {"start": 7443.1, "end": 7448.1, "text": " Or tomato."}, {"start": 7448.1, "end": 7454.1, "text": " But I think he hates the tomato."}, {"start": 7454.1, "end": 7459.1, "text": " So berries, huh?"}, {"start": 7459.1, "end": 7461.1, "text": " berries"}, {"start": 7468.4800000000005, "end": 7470.4800000000005, "text": " All there is breathing thing"}, {"start": 7475.1, "end": 7478.4400000000005, "text": " Berries berries berries here's some berries"}, {"start": 7482.9400000000005, "end": 7486.84, "text": " One out of 15 even though that was like"}, {"start": 7486.84, "end": 7490.84, "text": " like 300 berries at once."}, {"start": 7490.84, "end": 7491.84, "text": " What the f-"}, {"start": 7505.84, "end": 7507.84, "text": " I saved my life, I don't know how to thank you."}, {"start": 7507.84, "end": 7509.84, "text": " What am I supposed to do? Do worse than that."}, {"start": 7509.84, "end": 7510.84, "text": " I can't run."}, {"start": 7516.84, "end": 7530.52, "text": " The fuck am I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 7530.52, "end": 7538.6, "text": " I'm dying for some berries, I'm dying for some berries too, man."}, {"start": 7538.6, "end": 7544.68, "text": " Yeah, it's not that I don't have a hundred-pence diamond, I couldn't move."}, {"start": 7544.68, "end": 7546.68, "text": " Was that cut scene?"}, {"start": 7574.68, "end": 7581.68, "text": " two"}, {"start": 7581.68, "end": 7584.68, "text": " two"}, {"start": 7584.68, "end": 7589.68, "text": " two"}, {"start": 7589.68, "end": 7594.68, "text": " two"}, {"start": 7594.68, "end": 7599.68, "text": " two"}, {"start": 7599.68, "end": 7611.68, "text": " Where'd he go?"}, {"start": 7611.68, "end": 7621.200000000001, "text": " 6 out of 15, bro!"}, {"start": 7621.200000000001, "end": 7628.08, "text": " What you talkin' about?"}, {"start": 7628.08, "end": 7653.08, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 7653.08, "end": 7660.08, "text": " Oh this is so hard."}, {"start": 7683.08, "end": 7690.08, "text": " Okay, 11 out of 15."}, {"start": 7713.08, "end": 7724.08, "text": " Where's the last one?"}, {"start": 7724.08, "end": 7731.08, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 7731.08, "end": 7735.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7735.08, "end": 7742.08, "text": " I'm fine."}, {"start": 7742.08, "end": 7755.08, "text": " There you go! Thanks! You're a good soul! Ah, there's something else!"}, {"start": 7755.08, "end": 7762.08, "text": " You know that little tree by my place? It's getting on my nerves. Chop it down!"}, {"start": 7762.08, "end": 7764.08, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 7764.84, "end": 7766.84, "text": " please"}, {"start": 7767.76, "end": 7769.76, "text": " Would you very much?"}, {"start": 7776.64, "end": 7778.64, "text": " Thanks"}, {"start": 7779.48, "end": 7783.66, "text": " Time to hunt some trees. Hey Sarah, thank you for the three years, Ben"}, {"start": 7784.72, "end": 7791.0, "text": " Fuck is the statement J station number one fun. Canada Capitation. I'll invest it back"}, {"start": 7792.08, "end": 7799.08, "text": " Stay here as well, Mirror Punk."}, {"start": 7799.08, "end": 7806.08, "text": " Alright, jumping down a tree, this tree."}, {"start": 7813.08, "end": 7817.08, "text": " This is the annoying one."}, {"start": 7817.08, "end": 7822.08, "text": " this is not a tree you fucking retard"}, {"start": 7822.08, "end": 7829.08, "text": " So, that's it for today."}, {"start": 7829.08, "end": 7832.08, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 7832.08, "end": 7835.08, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 7835.08, "end": 7838.08, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 7838.08, "end": 7840.08, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 7840.08, "end": 7842.08, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 7842.08, "end": 7844.08, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 7844.08, "end": 7846.08, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 7846.08, "end": 7848.08, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 7848.08, "end": 7850.08, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 7850.08, "end": 7868.08, "text": " Good day to rest, well that's alright, thank you."}, {"start": 7868.08, "end": 7874.08, "text": " There's a storm previewing."}, {"start": 7874.08, "end": 7876.08, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7883.08, "end": 7885.08, "text": " Who could have done this?"}, {"start": 7889.08, "end": 7891.08, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 7904.08, "end": 7906.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7906.08, "end": 7935.08, "text": " hey there with me nice little touch there"}, {"start": 7935.08, "end": 7937.08, "text": " I must say."}, {"start": 7937.08, "end": 7939.08, "text": " I shall stop!"}, {"start": 7945.08, "end": 7947.08, "text": " I shall stop!"}, {"start": 7956.08, "end": 7958.08, "text": " Bitch, I made you my bitch."}, {"start": 7958.08, "end": 7965.08, "text": " you care about"}, {"start": 7965.08, "end": 7967.08, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 7995.08, "end": 8012.08, "text": " It was better run."}, {"start": 8012.08, "end": 8038.48, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 8038.48, "end": 8040.48, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 8040.4800000000005, "end": 8061.4800000000005, "text": " I should be getting the light, yeah."}, {"start": 8061.4800000000005, "end": 8062.4800000000005, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 8067.4800000000005, "end": 8069.4800000000005, "text": " JOSEPH!!!"}, {"start": 8091.4800000000005, "end": 8093.4800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8109.6, "end": 8111.6, "text": " Know I'm a star"}, {"start": 8121.4800000000005, "end": 8123.4800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8151.4800000000005, "end": 8162.4800000000005, "text": " I thought I could chase the little cats in our animation, but you could not."}, {"start": 8162.4800000000005, "end": 8172.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, this time, this time for sure."}, {"start": 8172.4800000000005, "end": 8173.4800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8173.4800000000005, "end": 8201.48, "text": " I'm just going to have a hell of a bite now."}, {"start": 8201.48, "end": 8203.48, "text": " LOSEN!"}, {"start": 8219.48, "end": 8221.48, "text": " I'm down waiting."}, {"start": 8226.48, "end": 8228.48, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 8231.48, "end": 8236.48, "text": " I'll pass this to a hand mirror punk, I can, uh, and the piano, you know."}, {"start": 8239.48, "end": 8240.48, "text": " Uh, Mal?"}, {"start": 8244.48, "end": 8246.48, "text": " He's over there."}, {"start": 8261.48, "end": 8270.279999999999, "text": " Bro, didn't you can't?"}, {"start": 8270.279999999999, "end": 8287.48, "text": " You fucking can't, man."}, {"start": 8287.48, "end": 8313.88, "text": " Oh yeah, all the tools are conveniently gone, huh?"}, {"start": 8313.88, "end": 8317.199999999999, "text": " I'm going into the house now."}, {"start": 8317.2, "end": 8319.2, "text": " The only thing I'm stamina for"}, {"start": 8323.2, "end": 8325.2, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 8333.52, "end": 8335.52, "text": " Oh, what the fuck"}, {"start": 8335.52, "end": 8348.52, "text": " But I wait he's still gonna sit there"}, {"start": 8365.52, "end": 8375.52, "text": " I can't crouch, no."}, {"start": 8375.52, "end": 8385.52, "text": " You know where the car is, it's probably at his house."}, {"start": 8385.52, "end": 8414.52, "text": " I do, I can walk."}, {"start": 8414.52, "end": 8416.92, "text": " I can walk and then a comms at every"}, {"start": 8435.960000000001, "end": 8437.960000000001, "text": " There's nothing I can do"}, {"start": 8444.52, "end": 8473.0, "text": " I'm not sure what you're thinking."}, {"start": 8503.0, "end": 8511.2, "text": " Bro, no one like the death didn't bother finishing the shit himself."}, {"start": 8511.2, "end": 8513.2, "text": " This is impossible."}, {"start": 8533.0, "end": 8561.48, "text": " I think the car is just at its house, but it's just too far to run, it's simply too far."}, {"start": 8561.48, "end": 8568.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8568.48, "end": 8571.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8571.48, "end": 8575.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8575.48, "end": 8578.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8578.48, "end": 8586.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8616.48, "end": 8646.439999999999, "text": " Bro, there is nowhere I can go."}, {"start": 8646.44, "end": 8650.12, "text": " Oh, he's just catching up to me."}, {"start": 8655.12, "end": 8656.52, "text": " All right, I'm going to run."}, {"start": 8664.2, "end": 8664.7, "text": " Run!"}, {"start": 8664.7, "end": 8665.2, "text": " Run!"}, {"start": 8706.44, "end": 8720.6, "text": " And no one getting into that fucking house."}, {"start": 8720.6, "end": 8722.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8750.6, "end": 8769.62, "text": " fuck this shit man, fuck this shit and this fucking mess"}, {"start": 8769.62, "end": 8778.62, "text": " All right, next game."}, {"start": 8778.62, "end": 8779.62, "text": " We gotta go."}, {"start": 8779.62, "end": 8780.62, "text": " We gotta go."}, {"start": 8780.62, "end": 8787.62, "text": " Let's get a sign for code."}, {"start": 8810.62, "end": 8816.060000000001, "text": " first, become a snow-grain friend, so please enjoy the game with scale difficulty as well."}, {"start": 8819.26, "end": 8820.94, "text": " mouse plus keyboard recommender"}, {"start": 8821.900000000001, "end": 8822.94, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 8828.94, "end": 8830.94, "text": " full screen ahead"}, {"start": 8840.62, "end": 8842.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8855.62, "end": 8857.62, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8863.58, "end": 8865.58, "text": " But"}, {"start": 8870.62, "end": 8877.62, "text": " Let me see if I have some clout on the finalist there."}, {"start": 8901.62, "end": 8903.62, "text": " Invite the game"}, {"start": 8916.62, "end": 8918.62, "text": " Alright, can I read?"}, {"start": 8920.62, "end": 8923.62, "text": " Oh wow, these are some funky graphics, hang on"}, {"start": 8930.62, "end": 8932.62, "text": " Oh wait, it's not here, it's not here."}, {"start": 8932.62, "end": 8936.62, "text": " Lock, lock, lock, lock, lock at the..."}, {"start": 8937.62, "end": 8940.62, "text": " Boss, and I'm farting, lock, this is hilarious."}, {"start": 8940.62, "end": 8941.62, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh!"}, {"start": 8941.62, "end": 8943.62, "text": " Oh, look at this."}, {"start": 8946.62, "end": 8949.62, "text": " Okay, lock, lock, lock at this, lock at this, lock at this, lock at this."}, {"start": 8950.62, "end": 8951.62, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 8955.62, "end": 8956.62, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 8960.62, "end": 8970.300000000001, "text": " awesome you look like a cunt you would know oh how do I change my character"}, {"start": 8970.300000000001, "end": 8977.980000000001, "text": " I don't show here is a hobo come here too go here"}, {"start": 8977.98, "end": 8979.98, "text": " There's only"}, {"start": 8980.98, "end": 8982.98, "text": " Three shit. Oh, it is free"}, {"start": 8989.38, "end": 8991.38, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 8996.779999999999, "end": 8998.779999999999, "text": " Come to me"}, {"start": 9007.98, "end": 9018.34, "text": " my asshole stock up stock up and hit the road what you know that the"}, {"start": 9018.34, "end": 9031.1, "text": " I always believe in the god game rebating"}, {"start": 9031.1, "end": 9038.3, "text": " you might as well just back on a meteorite striking"}, {"start": 9038.300000000001, "end": 9042.300000000001, "text": " Alright, we got the go."}, {"start": 9042.300000000001, "end": 9046.300000000001, "text": " Yes, but first I need the go."}, {"start": 9046.300000000001, "end": 9050.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9050.300000000001, "end": 9054.300000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 9054.300000000001, "end": 9058.300000000001, "text": " Wait, at least three? No, there's like 15. How do you see how much gold you have?"}, {"start": 9058.300000000001, "end": 9062.300000000001, "text": " Oh, you have? Okay."}, {"start": 9062.300000000001, "end": 9066.300000000001, "text": " Is this share gold or is this individual gold?"}, {"start": 9066.300000000001, "end": 9073.340000000002, "text": " use it use it i'm gonna tell you bye i buy a flashlight"}, {"start": 9073.340000000002, "end": 9076.54, "text": " uh right now"}, {"start": 9076.54, "end": 9080.62, "text": " now still the same okay then it's a good deal okay"}, {"start": 9080.62, "end": 9085.740000000002, "text": " awesome good game design every day now i love when they call this"}, {"start": 9085.74, "end": 9087.74, "text": " Customize"}, {"start": 9102.06, "end": 9104.06, "text": " Yeah, let me get these pants"}, {"start": 9105.98, "end": 9107.98, "text": " Stupid fucking mistakes man"}, {"start": 9109.26, "end": 9111.26, "text": " Let's go take Laura take Laura"}, {"start": 9112.06, "end": 9114.06, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 9115.74, "end": 9117.74, "text": " Where did he go?"}, {"start": 9117.74, "end": 9119.74, "text": " Here, here on the left."}, {"start": 9119.74, "end": 9121.74, "text": " Ah, Lord."}, {"start": 9123.74, "end": 9125.74, "text": " Alright, where did we go?"}, {"start": 9125.74, "end": 9131.74, "text": " The ghosts of the manor detest human fecal matter, so they keep the bathroom locked up tight."}, {"start": 9131.74, "end": 9139.74, "text": " My research has determined they've hidden the key behind some sort of otherworldly puzzle."}, {"start": 9139.74, "end": 9144.74, "text": " With key in hand, run for your life back to the bathroom."}, {"start": 9144.74, "end": 9150.619999999999, "text": " the bathroom okay so we can the great combat fallback or a way to smash crates"}, {"start": 9150.619999999999, "end": 9159.74, "text": " without degrading weapons dodge can be a life saver if you cornered you can"}, {"start": 9159.74, "end": 9168.94, "text": " always dodge through enemies to make room okay so we want to exercise the"}, {"start": 9168.94, "end": 9174.7, "text": " The ghosts with our farts we need to unlock the bathrooms"}, {"start": 9174.7, "end": 9178.5, "text": " There's actually 20 pages in this I'm not gonna read that"}, {"start": 9178.5, "end": 9181.460000000001, "text": " Ah okay I got this"}, {"start": 9181.460000000001, "end": 9184.52, "text": " I'm gonna try some medic I'm gonna be medic"}, {"start": 9184.52, "end": 9187.86, "text": " Oh my god you shut something in my ass home"}, {"start": 9187.86, "end": 9193.42, "text": " Okay let's go let's go get in the car"}, {"start": 9193.42, "end": 9194.42, "text": " Scooby-Doo van"}, {"start": 9194.42, "end": 9198.5, "text": " I'm not a fortune it's my driver he doesn't have any locients"}, {"start": 9198.5, "end": 9200.5, "text": " can you uh... wait wait wait"}, {"start": 9200.5, "end": 9202.5, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 9202.5, "end": 9204.5, "text": " we're leaving"}, {"start": 9204.5, "end": 9206.5, "text": " we're leaving"}, {"start": 9206.5, "end": 9208.5, "text": " it's called a prison vault, what is it?"}, {"start": 9208.5, "end": 9210.5, "text": " it's moving already"}, {"start": 9212.5, "end": 9214.5, "text": " when you come to my cheaty"}, {"start": 9214.5, "end": 9216.5, "text": " are we ready?"}, {"start": 9216.5, "end": 9218.5, "text": " uh, we're ready"}, {"start": 9220.5, "end": 9222.5, "text": " oh, what the"}, {"start": 9222.5, "end": 9224.5, "text": " uh, forcibly you should do it"}, {"start": 9224.5, "end": 9226.5, "text": " forcibly you have to do tasks"}, {"start": 9226.5, "end": 9228.5, "text": " It is the poop."}, {"start": 9228.5, "end": 9230.5, "text": " I don't sleep on that."}, {"start": 9232.5, "end": 9235.5, "text": " Trip balls, perfect farts."}, {"start": 9239.5, "end": 9241.5, "text": " Kill bats."}, {"start": 9241.5, "end": 9243.5, "text": " You'll never find the key."}, {"start": 9244.5, "end": 9246.5, "text": " I have personal tasks."}, {"start": 9247.5, "end": 9248.5, "text": " I need a more..."}, {"start": 9248.5, "end": 9249.5, "text": " We have this."}, {"start": 9250.5, "end": 9251.5, "text": " Queue to kick."}, {"start": 9254.5, "end": 9255.5, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 9256.5, "end": 9258.5, "text": " I see you can break"}, {"start": 9259.1, "end": 9261.1, "text": " Wait, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 9262.1, "end": 9264.1, "text": " I'm being attacked up"}, {"start": 9265.9, "end": 9267.9, "text": " Just kill. How are you dead?"}, {"start": 9267.9, "end": 9269.9, "text": " Grow up"}, {"start": 9269.9, "end": 9272.44, "text": " I know there's fucking monsters in the crates"}, {"start": 9273.22, "end": 9276.34, "text": " You're skilled. Oh shit, I had to fart"}, {"start": 9277.58, "end": 9279.58, "text": " I see monster"}, {"start": 9280.22, "end": 9282.22, "text": " I got him"}, {"start": 9286.5, "end": 9300.96, "text": " how to dodge I see oh but didn't you get far okay we have to find the middle"}, {"start": 9300.960000000001, "end": 9319.000000000002, "text": " why are you shooting at me I'm far in there I can see corpses I found I found"}, {"start": 9319.0, "end": 9325.0, "text": " I don't have enough money to open these chests."}, {"start": 9327.0, "end": 9328.0, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9328.0, "end": 9331.0, "text": " We're the one who has chocolate bar!"}, {"start": 9338.0, "end": 9339.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9339.0, "end": 9341.0, "text": " What's that on me?"}, {"start": 9343.0, "end": 9346.0, "text": " Ah, this chocolate is nowhere now."}, {"start": 9349.0, "end": 9351.0, "text": " Yes, it's Kamala."}, {"start": 9353.32, "end": 9355.32, "text": " It's Kamala?"}, {"start": 9357.08, "end": 9359.08, "text": " Well, this should have."}, {"start": 9359.08, "end": 9362.12, "text": " This guy was fricking scared of house or something, right?"}, {"start": 9362.12, "end": 9364.12, "text": " Did you also trip balls there?"}, {"start": 9365.0, "end": 9367.0, "text": " I think that was part of my thinking."}, {"start": 9367.0, "end": 9369.0, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 9372.6, "end": 9373.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9373.1, "end": 9374.6, "text": " What is he talking about?"}, {"start": 9374.6, "end": 9378.12, "text": " Uh, I, okay, I solved my tasks. One of my tasks."}, {"start": 9379.0, "end": 9386.0, "text": " How do you perfectly fart?"}, {"start": 9386.0, "end": 9389.0, "text": " I think you can get me full."}, {"start": 9389.0, "end": 9391.0, "text": " I'm gonna facehug."}, {"start": 9391.0, "end": 9398.0, "text": " Yeah, that happens in your family."}, {"start": 9398.0, "end": 9401.0, "text": " I gotta go."}, {"start": 9401.0, "end": 9403.0, "text": " What the fuck is country?"}, {"start": 9403.0, "end": 9405.0, "text": " Hey, no, no, no."}, {"start": 9405.0, "end": 9407.0, "text": " What is country?"}, {"start": 9437.0, "end": 9439.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9448.96, "end": 9450.96, "text": " Come inside"}, {"start": 9458.4, "end": 9463.08, "text": " I will throw some to each other here. I throw this book on you where I lost it"}, {"start": 9497.0, "end": 9499.0, "text": " I think I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 9499.0, "end": 9500.0, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 9500.0, "end": 9501.0, "text": " Get it here!"}, {"start": 9501.0, "end": 9502.0, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 9505.0, "end": 9506.0, "text": " Can we..."}, {"start": 9506.0, "end": 9507.0, "text": " All the bombs."}, {"start": 9507.0, "end": 9508.0, "text": " Can we help him?"}, {"start": 9511.0, "end": 9512.0, "text": " Look!"}, {"start": 9514.0, "end": 9515.0, "text": " There's suicide in..."}, {"start": 9515.0, "end": 9516.0, "text": " I am a..."}, {"start": 9518.0, "end": 9520.0, "text": " I am about to..."}, {"start": 9520.0, "end": 9521.0, "text": " fart!"}, {"start": 9525.0, "end": 9526.0, "text": " Ah, fuck!"}, {"start": 9527.0, "end": 9529.0, "text": " Are you guys okay there?"}, {"start": 9529.0, "end": 9531.0, "text": " Are you surviving?"}, {"start": 9531.0, "end": 9533.0, "text": " The timer is fucking me."}, {"start": 9533.0, "end": 9536.0, "text": " My poop is building up I think."}, {"start": 9536.0, "end": 9539.0, "text": " Mine is like almost half way now."}, {"start": 9539.0, "end": 9541.0, "text": " I'm almost dead."}, {"start": 9541.0, "end": 9543.0, "text": " I think poop is..."}, {"start": 9543.0, "end": 9545.0, "text": " Where do you think I am?"}, {"start": 9545.0, "end": 9547.0, "text": " I have healer."}, {"start": 9547.0, "end": 9549.0, "text": " I have healer."}, {"start": 9549.0, "end": 9551.0, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 9552.0, "end": 9554.0, "text": " Throw."}, {"start": 9557.0, "end": 9559.0, "text": " i got him"}, {"start": 9579.48, "end": 9581.48, "text": " ah we're good"}, {"start": 9581.48, "end": 9589.48, "text": " So, I think you have to hold shit for as long as possible."}, {"start": 9589.48, "end": 9593.48, "text": " No, you have to get to the bathroom before the shit becomes too..."}, {"start": 9593.48, "end": 9597.48, "text": " Before it starts pressing itself out."}, {"start": 9597.48, "end": 9601.48, "text": " Where the fuck is he?"}, {"start": 9604.48, "end": 9606.48, "text": " Where is the bathroom though?"}, {"start": 9606.48, "end": 9609.48, "text": " That's what we're trying to unlock."}, {"start": 9609.48, "end": 9615.48, "text": " It's the end of the game, impossible to defeat ourselves."}, {"start": 9617.48, "end": 9620.48, "text": " Just don't take damage."}, {"start": 9621.48, "end": 9625.48, "text": " Forcing is a toilet floor master."}, {"start": 9625.48, "end": 9626.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9626.48, "end": 9628.48, "text": " So many games of shit."}, {"start": 9628.48, "end": 9630.48, "text": " Now it's the way of the shit."}, {"start": 9630.48, "end": 9632.48, "text": " Here, we got a super..."}, {"start": 9632.48, "end": 9634.48, "text": " I don't know, probably..."}, {"start": 9634.48, "end": 9641.52, "text": " and shit and this game is game in shit stop stop stop"}, {"start": 9641.72, "end": 9647.32, "text": " Wow you fucking take me you drop them"}, {"start": 9658.96, "end": 9662.96, "text": " we got a call"}, {"start": 9664.48, "end": 9666.48, "text": " kick this one the fuck"}, {"start": 9672.16, "end": 9674.16, "text": " I sort out my brown pants"}, {"start": 9676.32, "end": 9678.32, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 9681.439999999999, "end": 9683.439999999999, "text": " I what?"}, {"start": 9684.96, "end": 9686.96, "text": " wait don't fart me"}, {"start": 9687.92, "end": 9691.6, "text": " what the fuck I just fart next to this guy and I just insta though"}, {"start": 9691.6, "end": 9697.54, "text": " Oh, they're holding a blue shit. Oh, he's my shitty friend. Oh my god."}, {"start": 9697.54, "end": 9702.9, "text": " That's the shitty gamer right there. What did you just do? It's far from me."}, {"start": 9702.9, "end": 9708.9, "text": " Hey, where are you? Hey, don't throw shit at me."}, {"start": 9708.9, "end": 9713.9, "text": " Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. No one likes this kind of shit."}, {"start": 9713.9, "end": 9720.4, "text": " Wait, we have a quest to get, we have a quest to play catch, so we're gonna play catch with force."}, {"start": 9720.4, "end": 9722.8, "text": " i have i have the medic medic net"}, {"start": 9722.8, "end": 9725.52, "text": " stoi stop just don't do"}, {"start": 9725.52, "end": 9726.72, "text": " take it"}, {"start": 9726.72, "end": 9729.039999999999, "text": " you have to catch this shit"}, {"start": 9729.039999999999, "end": 9730.56, "text": " do you have any i need"}, {"start": 9730.56, "end": 9732.48, "text": " i can i can give you"}, {"start": 9732.48, "end": 9736.08, "text": " interest okay i'm gonna throw it"}, {"start": 9737.44, "end": 9741.119999999999, "text": " okay ten times"}, {"start": 9743.6, "end": 9747.68, "text": " three four five"}, {"start": 9747.68, "end": 9750.02, "text": " The question is finally being used for something useful."}, {"start": 9750.02, "end": 9751.02, "text": " Six."}, {"start": 9752.02, "end": 9753.52, "text": " Alright, one more."}, {"start": 9753.52, "end": 9754.52, "text": " It's only eight times."}, {"start": 9754.52, "end": 9755.52, "text": " We did it!"}, {"start": 9755.52, "end": 9757.02, "text": " It's only eight, it's only eight."}, {"start": 9757.02, "end": 9758.02, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9758.02, "end": 9759.02, "text": " We've completed."}, {"start": 9759.02, "end": 9760.02, "text": " Yeah, now..."}, {"start": 9760.02, "end": 9761.02, "text": " Hold it here."}, {"start": 9761.02, "end": 9762.02, "text": " Heal, heal, heal."}, {"start": 9762.02, "end": 9763.02, "text": " Hold it."}, {"start": 9763.02, "end": 9764.02, "text": " Heal."}, {"start": 9764.02, "end": 9765.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9765.02, "end": 9766.02, "text": " Take it."}, {"start": 9766.02, "end": 9767.02, "text": " Medicine."}, {"start": 9767.02, "end": 9768.02, "text": " It's better."}, {"start": 9768.02, "end": 9769.02, "text": " That did pretty much nothing."}, {"start": 9769.02, "end": 9770.02, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 9770.02, "end": 9771.02, "text": " You didn't do anything."}, {"start": 9771.02, "end": 9772.02, "text": " You didn't do anything."}, {"start": 9772.02, "end": 9773.02, "text": " You didn't do anything."}, {"start": 9773.02, "end": 9774.02, "text": " You didn't do anything."}, {"start": 9774.02, "end": 9775.02, "text": " You didn't do anything."}, {"start": 9775.02, "end": 9778.02, "text": " No, no, you didn't do anything."}, {"start": 9779.02, "end": 9782.02, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna take you. Let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 9782.02, "end": 9784.02, "text": " So how do we get through the wall?"}, {"start": 9784.02, "end": 9790.02, "text": " Well, Forcin likes games and shit, and this game and shit in the same time."}, {"start": 9791.02, "end": 9792.02, "text": " Happy."}, {"start": 9793.02, "end": 9796.02, "text": " Find a body. Oh wait, you have to find a body."}, {"start": 9796.02, "end": 9797.02, "text": " For me."}, {"start": 9797.02, "end": 9799.02, "text": " We found a bunch of bodies."}, {"start": 9799.02, "end": 9802.02, "text": " Oh, oh, like those skeletons, right."}, {"start": 9802.02, "end": 9804.52, "text": " Okay throw me all the scantons girl."}, {"start": 9805.52, "end": 9806.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9806.52, "end": 9807.52, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 9808.02, "end": 9809.52, "text": " Stop carrying this shit around."}, {"start": 9809.52, "end": 9810.52, "text": " What is this carrying around?"}, {"start": 9811.52, "end": 9815.02, "text": " Stop wiping your ass with my face, go."}, {"start": 9817.02, "end": 9820.52, "text": " I found poopy pants showing shit backwards."}, {"start": 9820.52, "end": 9821.52, "text": " I'm looking."}, {"start": 9823.02, "end": 9824.02, "text": " Oh here, here."}, {"start": 9824.52, "end": 9826.02, "text": " Slide right in."}, {"start": 9828.52, "end": 9829.52, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 9829.52, "end": 9836.52, "text": " Alright this way."}, {"start": 9836.52, "end": 9845.52, "text": " I ate some chocolate and I'm tripping balls."}, {"start": 9845.52, "end": 9851.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9851.52, "end": 9854.52, "text": " Wait you don't have any pants on."}, {"start": 9854.52, "end": 9857.52, "text": " Yeah, I shot myself, had to switch."}, {"start": 9864.52, "end": 9866.52, "text": " Plunger, cracked."}, {"start": 9868.52, "end": 9870.52, "text": " Oh, the house about to get disturbed."}, {"start": 9871.52, "end": 9873.52, "text": " Oh, now I've done it."}, {"start": 9876.52, "end": 9879.52, "text": " Who the fuck is this? It's the Buster!"}, {"start": 9884.52, "end": 9886.52, "text": " I'm not bought to call"}, {"start": 9889.16, "end": 9891.16, "text": " Always a little blame"}, {"start": 9891.720000000001, "end": 9893.720000000001, "text": " No shorts"}, {"start": 9896.720000000001, "end": 9898.720000000001, "text": " Hey, he passed me"}, {"start": 9902.640000000001, "end": 9904.640000000001, "text": " Give me that"}, {"start": 9906.24, "end": 9908.74, "text": " Yeah, I'm sorry"}, {"start": 9909.800000000001, "end": 9913.16, "text": " Well pretty good though. Here's their green shorts apparently"}, {"start": 9914.52, "end": 9918.52, "text": " all right i'll do this puzzle here"}, {"start": 9918.52, "end": 9922.52, "text": " the purple pill is on the sheet"}, {"start": 9922.52, "end": 9927.52, "text": " how do i know if i'm wearing pants? bro this i'm maximum unlucky with this"}, {"start": 9927.52, "end": 9929.52, "text": " shit hold it fuck"}, {"start": 9929.52, "end": 9932.52, "text": " i can sell it i can sell it to you for 20"}, {"start": 9932.52, "end": 9934.52, "text": " knife"}, {"start": 9934.52, "end": 9935.52, "text": " i used the knife"}, {"start": 9935.52, "end": 9937.52, "text": " uh yeah"}, {"start": 9937.52, "end": 9939.52, "text": " i have knife"}, {"start": 9974.52, "end": 9976.52, "text": " They're there now."}, {"start": 9989.52, "end": 9990.52, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 9998.52, "end": 9999.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10000.52, "end": 10001.52, "text": " Fuck yeah."}, {"start": 10004.52, "end": 10007.52, "text": " Don't waste ammo."}, {"start": 10007.52, "end": 10008.52, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10008.52, "end": 10009.52, "text": " I got super gun."}, {"start": 10009.52, "end": 10010.52, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 10010.52, "end": 10012.52, "text": " Why you have what?"}, {"start": 10012.52, "end": 10014.52, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 10014.52, "end": 10016.52, "text": " Ah fuck it."}, {"start": 10016.52, "end": 10018.52, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10018.52, "end": 10020.52, "text": " Woohoo."}, {"start": 10020.52, "end": 10022.52, "text": " Oh no more ammo."}, {"start": 10022.52, "end": 10026.52, "text": " Time to break this shank."}, {"start": 10026.52, "end": 10028.52, "text": " Shank shank."}, {"start": 10028.52, "end": 10030.52, "text": " Shank shank."}, {"start": 10030.52, "end": 10034.800000000001, "text": " And someone explained to me what is a Kanjurei friend."}, {"start": 10036.24, "end": 10038.800000000001, "text": " Kanjurei friend? I have no idea."}, {"start": 10045.04, "end": 10046.640000000001, "text": " Bomb that goes finder."}, {"start": 10047.44, "end": 10048.16, "text": " You want this?"}, {"start": 10048.720000000001, "end": 10049.6, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 10050.560000000001, "end": 10051.560000000001, "text": " Who you gonna call?"}, {"start": 10053.2, "end": 10054.640000000001, "text": " I found our metal chicken."}, {"start": 10055.92, "end": 10057.68, "text": " You guys are the bulls of parents."}, {"start": 10058.92, "end": 10060.4, "text": " Now I'll make you shit."}, {"start": 10060.52, "end": 10065.52, "text": " I got a super weapon."}, {"start": 10065.52, "end": 10071.52, "text": " Four naked, four naked come boys in a house of mansion."}, {"start": 10071.52, "end": 10078.52, "text": " You gonna do it."}, {"start": 10078.52, "end": 10082.52, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10082.52, "end": 10084.52, "text": " Yeah, Fossen."}, {"start": 10084.52, "end": 10087.52, "text": " I almost got it."}, {"start": 10087.52, "end": 10093.52, "text": " No, there's only me. Is this when you trash?"}, {"start": 10093.52, "end": 10095.52, "text": " You press the..."}, {"start": 10095.52, "end": 10099.52, "text": " I'm taking damage or something. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10099.52, "end": 10103.52, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 10103.52, "end": 10105.52, "text": " your shit too man"}, {"start": 10105.52, "end": 10107.52, "text": " I throw shit all shit"}, {"start": 10107.52, "end": 10109.52, "text": " find the body, find the body, there is a body, there is a body behind you"}, {"start": 10109.52, "end": 10111.52, "text": " there was a body"}, {"start": 10111.52, "end": 10113.52, "text": " alright, let's go team"}, {"start": 10113.52, "end": 10115.52, "text": " both have forces"}, {"start": 10119.52, "end": 10121.52, "text": " first come, first serve, they come"}, {"start": 10123.52, "end": 10125.52, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 10125.52, "end": 10127.52, "text": " yeah, just give it to me"}, {"start": 10127.52, "end": 10129.52, "text": " the force, godgamer save us"}, {"start": 10129.52, "end": 10131.52, "text": " okay, pick them up"}, {"start": 10131.52, "end": 10135.52, "text": " Okay, there's one more one more body. Yeah, hey, over here."}, {"start": 10135.52, "end": 10139.52, "text": " Take the metal chicken. It's OP."}, {"start": 10139.52, "end": 10143.52, "text": " What? I mean, there's four bullets."}, {"start": 10143.52, "end": 10147.52, "text": " I'll take the metal chicken then. Okay, what is this medicine for?"}, {"start": 10147.52, "end": 10151.52, "text": " Oh, okay. What is a metal shi- shi- shi-"}, {"start": 10151.52, "end": 10155.52, "text": " Okay, hey, let me do this though."}, {"start": 10155.52, "end": 10159.52, "text": " Can you? Yeah, I can do this."}, {"start": 10159.52, "end": 10169.52, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 10169.52, "end": 10181.52, "text": " Are you good, bro?"}, {"start": 10181.52, "end": 10188.52, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 10188.52, "end": 10190.52, "text": " he's still trying to"}, {"start": 10190.52, "end": 10192.52, "text": " just four naked dudes"}, {"start": 10192.52, "end": 10195.52, "text": " okay now i can't do it anymore"}, {"start": 10195.52, "end": 10196.52, "text": " uh what"}, {"start": 10196.52, "end": 10197.52, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 10197.52, "end": 10198.52, "text": " blame team"}, {"start": 10198.52, "end": 10200.52, "text": " i did it like fucking three times"}, {"start": 10200.52, "end": 10201.52, "text": " but no"}, {"start": 10201.52, "end": 10203.52, "text": " where is the reset"}, {"start": 10204.52, "end": 10205.52, "text": " where's the fucking reset"}, {"start": 10205.52, "end": 10206.52, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 10207.52, "end": 10208.52, "text": " can't go"}, {"start": 10209.52, "end": 10210.52, "text": " yeah he"}, {"start": 10210.52, "end": 10211.52, "text": " someone fuck this"}, {"start": 10211.52, "end": 10212.52, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 10215.52, "end": 10217.52, "text": " why are we moving so slow"}, {"start": 10217.52, "end": 10220.52, "text": " Sushi."}, {"start": 10220.52, "end": 10222.52, "text": " I need map."}, {"start": 10222.52, "end": 10224.52, "text": " Don't you get hard wind up with me."}, {"start": 10224.52, "end": 10225.52, "text": " I need nose."}, {"start": 10225.52, "end": 10226.52, "text": " That's one."}, {"start": 10226.52, "end": 10228.52, "text": " Yeah you want more fatta."}, {"start": 10228.52, "end": 10229.52, "text": " What are you guys?"}, {"start": 10229.52, "end": 10234.52, "text": " Stop partying man."}, {"start": 10234.52, "end": 10235.52, "text": " House."}, {"start": 10235.52, "end": 10236.52, "text": " House."}, {"start": 10236.52, "end": 10238.52, "text": " To my language."}, {"start": 10238.52, "end": 10242.52, "text": " If you eat this, you eat this, find this and you lower your shit with the purple one."}, {"start": 10242.52, "end": 10246.52, "text": " Oh mine is pretty low right now relatively at least."}, {"start": 10246.52, "end": 10247.86, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 10247.86, "end": 10254.36, "text": " was is extra strength"}, {"start": 10254.36, "end": 10255.800000000001, "text": " but it is a"}, {"start": 10255.800000000001, "end": 10258.36, "text": " not i got one"}, {"start": 10258.36, "end": 10263.92, "text": " very cool"}, {"start": 10263.92, "end": 10269.28, "text": " well maybe it's here"}, {"start": 10269.28, "end": 10276.28, "text": " uh... it was in the start kinda but we have to find the key i think"}, {"start": 10276.52, "end": 10281.52, "text": " There it goes."}, {"start": 10281.52, "end": 10286.52, "text": " Kill bats."}, {"start": 10286.52, "end": 10291.52, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 10291.52, "end": 10296.52, "text": " I grenade!"}, {"start": 10296.52, "end": 10301.52, "text": " Grenade!"}, {"start": 10301.52, "end": 10303.52, "text": " Good day!"}, {"start": 10303.52, "end": 10305.52, "text": " Oh, hey, useless."}, {"start": 10323.52, "end": 10325.52, "text": " Everybody in the gun, that's not scripted."}, {"start": 10325.52, "end": 10327.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10329.92, "end": 10334.5, "text": " Okay, come on here is the a lot of monsters"}, {"start": 10346.48, "end": 10348.960000000001, "text": " Fuck I mean"}, {"start": 10348.960000000001, "end": 10358.960000000001, "text": " I'm gonna do this."}, {"start": 10358.960000000001, "end": 10364.960000000001, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 10364.960000000001, "end": 10370.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10370.960000000001, "end": 10372.960000000001, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 10372.960000000001, "end": 10374.960000000001, "text": " I opened."}, {"start": 10374.960000000001, "end": 10376.960000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10376.960000000001, "end": 10383.960000000001, "text": " Now I'm doing my puzzle."}, {"start": 10383.960000000001, "end": 10386.960000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10386.960000000001, "end": 10393.960000000001, "text": " No, I think he did."}, {"start": 10393.960000000001, "end": 10400.960000000001, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 10400.960000000001, "end": 10405.960000000001, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 10405.960000000001, "end": 10410.960000000001, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 10410.960000000001, "end": 10415.960000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 10415.960000000001, "end": 10420.960000000001, "text": " It's a shop."}, {"start": 10420.960000000001, "end": 10424.960000000001, "text": " Inflatable corpse."}, {"start": 10424.960000000001, "end": 10429.960000000001, "text": " Where did you get this inflatable corpse actually?"}, {"start": 10429.960000000001, "end": 10431.960000000001, "text": " Cache for trash."}, {"start": 10431.960000000001, "end": 10433.960000000001, "text": " Did you just buy a sex doll?"}, {"start": 10433.960000000001, "end": 10435.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, your mother."}, {"start": 10435.960000000001, "end": 10438.960000000001, "text": " I hacked that chest, I'm very smart."}, {"start": 10438.960000000001, "end": 10442.960000000001, "text": " Oh, you can just left click that and you get all the money now, you have to share it."}, {"start": 10442.960000000001, "end": 10444.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, but it's not funny."}, {"start": 10445.960000000001, "end": 10448.960000000001, "text": " You can sell the Itamar."}, {"start": 10451.960000000001, "end": 10453.960000000001, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 10453.960000000001, "end": 10455.960000000001, "text": " It's angry."}, {"start": 10455.960000000001, "end": 10458.960000000001, "text": " Throw him! I meant, not me!"}, {"start": 10458.960000000001, "end": 10467.960000000001, "text": " Where is it, you know me?"}, {"start": 10467.960000000001, "end": 10476.960000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck out of bottom blow."}, {"start": 10476.960000000001, "end": 10482.6, "text": " Take this, on the floor."}, {"start": 10482.6, "end": 10489.6, "text": " Take the inflatable corpse here and use it."}, {"start": 10489.6, "end": 10492.6, "text": " Use it."}, {"start": 10492.6, "end": 10495.6, "text": " You look pretty shit."}, {"start": 10495.6, "end": 10497.6, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10497.6, "end": 10498.6, "text": " Yeah, I got you."}, {"start": 10498.6, "end": 10500.6, "text": " Well, that one was wasted."}, {"start": 10500.6, "end": 10501.6, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 10501.6, "end": 10502.6, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 10502.6, "end": 10503.6, "text": " Hello, chap."}, {"start": 10503.6, "end": 10504.6, "text": " Hello, fortune."}, {"start": 10504.6, "end": 10506.6, "text": " It is me, the dookie."}, {"start": 10506.6, "end": 10509.6, "text": " I do it for the cookie."}, {"start": 10509.6, "end": 10511.6, "text": " I'm about to die."}, {"start": 10511.6, "end": 10524.2, "text": " what the fuck it's shooting explosives go in there go in the course hit it"}, {"start": 10524.2, "end": 10534.68, "text": " some necromancy okay what do we do with this excuse me oh okay that's good"}, {"start": 10564.68, "end": 10578.68, "text": " God. Pool ball. Like it's a puzzle. Oh no. Oh no, the God gamers looked out. Yeah, I think we're going to have to figure this out. I'm going to figure this puzzle out."}, {"start": 10578.68, "end": 10588.68, "text": " Okay, you can describe to me like we were here. So, this 16 sheets and a pool ball."}, {"start": 10588.68, "end": 10593.68, "text": " 60 of shits on a pool ball. It's a memory game."}, {"start": 10596.68, "end": 10599.68, "text": " Oh, that's the wrong memory."}, {"start": 10600.68, "end": 10604.68, "text": " Okay, that's the first try. First try, let's try again."}, {"start": 10606.68, "end": 10607.68, "text": " That's a..."}, {"start": 10607.68, "end": 10608.68, "text": " Oh, that's wrong again."}, {"start": 10608.68, "end": 10609.68, "text": " That's a wrong memory."}, {"start": 10609.68, "end": 10618.68, "text": " Well, it doesn't even damage us, does it?"}, {"start": 10618.68, "end": 10623.68, "text": " Yeah, but you're damaging the house, and they're gonna go harm on you."}, {"start": 10623.68, "end": 10625.68, "text": " Right, we saw that one, didn't we?"}, {"start": 10625.68, "end": 10626.68, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10626.68, "end": 10627.68, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 10627.68, "end": 10628.68, "text": " Okay, we got one."}, {"start": 10628.68, "end": 10629.68, "text": " What the fuck is this one?"}, {"start": 10629.68, "end": 10630.68, "text": " I don't know which one."}, {"start": 10630.68, "end": 10631.68, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 10631.68, "end": 10632.68, "text": " Open."}, {"start": 10632.68, "end": 10633.68, "text": " Open."}, {"start": 10633.68, "end": 10634.68, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 10634.68, "end": 10635.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10635.68, "end": 10654.880000000001, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 10654.880000000001, "end": 10657.0, "text": " How about solving it?"}, {"start": 10657.0, "end": 10659.0, "text": " I'm having so much fun"}, {"start": 10665.44, "end": 10667.44, "text": " Okay, can I kill him now?"}, {"start": 10672.0, "end": 10675.0, "text": " Yes, you failed, now you have to win"}, {"start": 10675.0, "end": 10677.0, "text": " Wait, why was it wrong?"}, {"start": 10677.0, "end": 10680.0, "text": " It's a happy poop and a..."}, {"start": 10680.0, "end": 10682.0, "text": " It's a happy..."}, {"start": 10682.0, "end": 10688.0, "text": " I don't know which one."}, {"start": 10688.0, "end": 10693.0, "text": " I. That's a sad ship, right?"}, {"start": 10693.0, "end": 10697.0, "text": " This is a sad ship."}, {"start": 10697.0, "end": 10699.0, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 10699.0, "end": 10701.0, "text": " Where's the other one?"}, {"start": 10701.0, "end": 10702.0, "text": " Is this I?"}, {"start": 10702.0, "end": 10703.0, "text": " No, that's the soil."}, {"start": 10703.0, "end": 10704.0, "text": " I think it's the boat in the middle."}, {"start": 10704.0, "end": 10705.0, "text": " That's the soil stuck."}, {"start": 10705.0, "end": 10708.0, "text": " What did I sense to everything?"}, {"start": 10708.0, "end": 10710.0, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10710.0, "end": 10721.0, "text": " this is a eye which one is I right I think it's it's this one yes nice I did"}, {"start": 10721.0, "end": 10729.28, "text": " something we did it we won we did it oh my god now open this door"}, {"start": 10729.28, "end": 10732.84, "text": " oh fuck"}, {"start": 10732.84, "end": 10734.84, "text": " ok run run run run run run"}, {"start": 10744.84, "end": 10745.84, "text": " ah fuck"}, {"start": 10750.84, "end": 10752.84, "text": " hey you have to go to the other side and kick it"}, {"start": 10752.84, "end": 10753.84, "text": " kick it"}, {"start": 10753.84, "end": 10755.84, "text": " go to the other side and kick it if i can"}, {"start": 10760.84, "end": 10761.84, "text": " kick it"}, {"start": 10762.84, "end": 10773.08, "text": " I'm about to shit. I'm shitting"}, {"start": 10781.08, "end": 10783.08, "text": " Just run"}, {"start": 10792.84, "end": 10794.84, "text": " Wait till..."}, {"start": 10798.84, "end": 10800.84, "text": " The window!"}, {"start": 10800.84, "end": 10802.84, "text": " The walls!"}, {"start": 10803.84, "end": 10805.84, "text": " Oh fuck..."}, {"start": 10808.84, "end": 10810.84, "text": " Oh fuck..."}, {"start": 10818.84, "end": 10820.84, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10822.84, "end": 10825.84, "text": " I want to shit!"}, {"start": 10828.84, "end": 10830.84, "text": " I'm bushed with you!"}, {"start": 10833.84, "end": 10835.84, "text": " I need to shit!"}, {"start": 10835.84, "end": 10837.84, "text": " Hold the door!"}, {"start": 10838.84, "end": 10840.84, "text": " Hold the door!"}, {"start": 10840.84, "end": 10842.84, "text": " Nooo!"}, {"start": 10851.26, "end": 10853.76, "text": " You're right, you have much to prove!"}, {"start": 10859.92, "end": 10861.92, "text": " Disgraceful."}, {"start": 10870.84, "end": 10872.84, "text": " Shit, how do you know?"}, {"start": 10874.84, "end": 10875.84, "text": " Looks...is that..."}, {"start": 10875.84, "end": 10876.84, "text": " A little?"}, {"start": 10877.84, "end": 10878.84, "text": " A little."}, {"start": 10878.84, "end": 10879.84, "text": " Yeah, that's a little."}, {"start": 10879.84, "end": 10881.84, "text": " This is a...this is a shit."}, {"start": 10881.84, "end": 10883.84, "text": " I have nine coins though."}, {"start": 10883.84, "end": 10885.84, "text": " I have one hundred and sixty."}, {"start": 10885.84, "end": 10888.84, "text": " Hey, you want to buy these if you have space?"}, {"start": 10888.84, "end": 10890.84, "text": " If you have money, you want to buy these."}, {"start": 10890.84, "end": 10892.84, "text": " These are like permanent talents here."}, {"start": 10892.84, "end": 10894.84, "text": " What space is it?"}, {"start": 10894.84, "end": 10896.84, "text": " Space in your asshole."}, {"start": 10896.84, "end": 10898.84, "text": " Okay, take this, someone."}, {"start": 10900.84, "end": 10902.84, "text": " Why why we shit, but no relief"}, {"start": 10904.2, "end": 10906.2, "text": " That's true"}, {"start": 10906.960000000001, "end": 10911.64, "text": " Okay, take this like this. That's a hacker hacker man there on the ground here. I"}, {"start": 10913.08, "end": 10915.08, "text": " bought"}, {"start": 10918.6, "end": 10920.6, "text": " Brutal machine"}, {"start": 10920.6, "end": 10933.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's what I am."}, {"start": 10933.800000000001, "end": 10937.4, "text": " Alright, let's go."}, {"start": 10937.4, "end": 10940.4, "text": " Yeah, like that."}, {"start": 10940.4, "end": 10947.44, "text": " Hey, this is like the half life thingies."}, {"start": 10947.44, "end": 10950.44, "text": " How can they empty my column?"}, {"start": 10950.44, "end": 10952.44, "text": " Ah, we can't."}, {"start": 10953.44, "end": 10956.44, "text": " You can buy those purple pills."}, {"start": 10956.44, "end": 10957.44, "text": " Purple pills."}, {"start": 10957.44, "end": 10959.44, "text": " How much are they?"}, {"start": 10959.44, "end": 10961.44, "text": " Of course they can help me. I don't have any."}, {"start": 10961.44, "end": 10963.44, "text": " 10. 10. Cheap."}, {"start": 10963.44, "end": 10965.44, "text": " Oh fuck, I can't get back."}, {"start": 10966.44, "end": 10968.44, "text": " I can't get back. It's over."}, {"start": 10968.44, "end": 10970.44, "text": " I can buy you some. I can buy you some."}, {"start": 10971.44, "end": 10972.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10973.44, "end": 10975.44, "text": " I'm throwing. I get."}, {"start": 10975.44, "end": 10977.44, "text": " I don't"}, {"start": 10977.44, "end": 10979.44, "text": " It was not shitty"}, {"start": 10981.44, "end": 10983.44, "text": " Don't forget"}, {"start": 10983.44, "end": 10985.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10985.44, "end": 10987.44, "text": " Don't forget"}, {"start": 10989.44, "end": 10991.44, "text": " Don't forget what?"}, {"start": 10991.44, "end": 10993.44, "text": " Don't forget this"}, {"start": 10993.44, "end": 10995.44, "text": " 1922"}, {"start": 10995.44, "end": 10997.44, "text": " Because then you have to fart"}, {"start": 10997.44, "end": 10999.44, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 10999.44, "end": 11001.44, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 11001.44, "end": 11003.44, "text": " Who's to fucking get over here?"}, {"start": 11003.44, "end": 11009.28, "text": " I'm coming for some what happened in 1922. I don't know what did happen"}, {"start": 11014.08, "end": 11019.28, "text": " Why did you forget mom's forget there's a corpse if we need it"}, {"start": 11027.2, "end": 11029.12, "text": " Oh my god, I'm so low"}, {"start": 11029.12, "end": 11034.12, "text": " What is this even?"}, {"start": 11034.12, "end": 11036.12, "text": " Get it!"}, {"start": 11036.12, "end": 11039.12, "text": " Bro, don't run!"}, {"start": 11039.12, "end": 11044.12, "text": " Candles, dude!"}, {"start": 11044.12, "end": 11049.12, "text": " Alright, let's go here!"}, {"start": 11049.12, "end": 11053.12, "text": " Ah, f*****g s**t!"}, {"start": 11053.12, "end": 11058.12, "text": " I'm going to that corpse."}, {"start": 11058.12, "end": 11059.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11059.12, "end": 11062.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11062.12, "end": 11065.12, "text": " Why are you dying?"}, {"start": 11065.12, "end": 11071.12, "text": " Yeah, but there was a fucking corpse explosion."}, {"start": 11071.12, "end": 11075.12, "text": " Uh, there's a corpse on the table."}, {"start": 11075.12, "end": 11080.12, "text": " I'm gonna do some shit-cromancy."}, {"start": 11080.12, "end": 11082.12, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 11082.12, "end": 11083.12, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 11083.12, "end": 11085.12, "text": " Help me, help me, help me."}, {"start": 11085.12, "end": 11086.12, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 11086.12, "end": 11087.12, "text": " Okay, never mind."}, {"start": 11087.12, "end": 11091.12, "text": " Why is this so much exposure?"}, {"start": 11091.12, "end": 11093.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11093.12, "end": 11094.12, "text": " Watch out."}, {"start": 11094.12, "end": 11095.12, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 11095.12, "end": 11096.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11096.12, "end": 11098.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11098.12, "end": 11100.12, "text": " Stay in here, stay in here."}, {"start": 11100.12, "end": 11105.12, "text": " I'm about to shit."}, {"start": 11105.12, "end": 11107.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11111.12, "end": 11117.28, "text": " Can if you have something to shoot those guys up there above the doors they are the ones shooting bombs"}, {"start": 11126.6, "end": 11129.900000000001, "text": " Shoot them shoot the plane. Okay, thank you"}, {"start": 11132.2, "end": 11134.2, "text": " Don't smash things by the way"}, {"start": 11135.12, "end": 11137.12, "text": " Don't smash it"}, {"start": 11137.12, "end": 11138.62, "text": " There's loot"}, {"start": 11138.62, "end": 11142.62, "text": " No, you can check with the magic"}, {"start": 11142.62, "end": 11144.12, "text": " This yabbargman, exactly"}, {"start": 11144.12, "end": 11145.62, "text": " No, don't throw it, this is..."}, {"start": 11145.62, "end": 11147.12, "text": " You check if you can..."}, {"start": 11147.12, "end": 11149.12, "text": " This magic"}, {"start": 11151.62, "end": 11153.12, "text": " Oh no, it's just normal"}, {"start": 11153.12, "end": 11154.12, "text": " Magic"}, {"start": 11154.12, "end": 11155.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11155.62, "end": 11157.62, "text": " What magic?"}, {"start": 11157.62, "end": 11164.62, "text": " I'm going to kill you."}, {"start": 11164.62, "end": 11171.1, "text": " Perfect shit."}, {"start": 11171.1, "end": 11176.1, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11176.1, "end": 11180.220000000001, "text": " You're a doggie, Harry."}, {"start": 11180.220000000001, "end": 11184.380000000001, "text": " There's a corpse here if you need it."}, {"start": 11184.380000000001, "end": 11185.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11185.5, "end": 11186.5, "text": " For what?"}, {"start": 11186.5, "end": 11188.5, "text": " What are they doing?"}, {"start": 11188.5, "end": 11190.5, "text": " Ah, okay, I have sex already."}, {"start": 11191.5, "end": 11193.5, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11201.5, "end": 11203.5, "text": " Another corpse here."}, {"start": 11203.5, "end": 11205.5, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 11205.5, "end": 11230.62, "text": " Well this game really needs a coloscopy, coloscopy, well answer, as a grenade lying"}, {"start": 11260.62, "end": 11262.62, "text": " I got him."}, {"start": 11268.62, "end": 11270.62, "text": " I'm farting."}, {"start": 11272.62, "end": 11274.62, "text": " Ah fuck, I'm so low."}, {"start": 11274.62, "end": 11276.62, "text": " I'm so low."}, {"start": 11287.62, "end": 11289.62, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11290.62, "end": 11292.62, "text": " My colon is very full."}, {"start": 11294.62, "end": 11297.62, "text": " I need some kind of blood."}, {"start": 11297.62, "end": 11299.62, "text": " I need some kind of blood."}, {"start": 11302.62, "end": 11305.62, "text": " What is this fucking skin so..."}, {"start": 11305.62, "end": 11306.62, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 11310.62, "end": 11313.62, "text": " What the fuck is this sound? Why am I going insane?"}, {"start": 11315.62, "end": 11317.62, "text": " Watch out. Bumble."}, {"start": 11317.62, "end": 11321.62, "text": " What is corn?"}, {"start": 11321.62, "end": 11323.62, "text": " Hmm, corn."}, {"start": 11323.62, "end": 11325.62, "text": " Corn?"}, {"start": 11325.62, "end": 11327.62, "text": " Tainted corn. I'm gonna eat it."}, {"start": 11327.62, "end": 11329.62, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 11329.62, "end": 11331.62, "text": " Eat it?"}, {"start": 11331.62, "end": 11333.62, "text": " Eat it? It's a weapon."}, {"start": 11333.62, "end": 11335.62, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 11335.62, "end": 11337.62, "text": " Oh, sorry."}, {"start": 11337.62, "end": 11339.62, "text": " Where's the..."}, {"start": 11339.62, "end": 11341.62, "text": " Oh no, he's doing a puzzle again."}, {"start": 11341.62, "end": 11343.62, "text": " Oh no, I can do it if you want."}, {"start": 11343.62, "end": 11345.62, "text": " if you want"}, {"start": 11345.62, "end": 11347.62, "text": " I got it"}, {"start": 11347.62, "end": 11349.62, "text": " I can do it"}, {"start": 11349.62, "end": 11351.62, "text": " I apologize"}, {"start": 11351.62, "end": 11353.62, "text": " I can't even see it"}, {"start": 11353.62, "end": 11355.62, "text": " I'm finally out of the dog"}, {"start": 11355.62, "end": 11357.62, "text": " 3 seconds"}, {"start": 11357.62, "end": 11359.62, "text": " 3 seconds"}, {"start": 11365.62, "end": 11367.62, "text": " Go in"}, {"start": 11367.62, "end": 11369.62, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11369.62, "end": 11385.980000000001, "text": " I just get the gendik once."}, {"start": 11385.980000000001, "end": 11391.460000000001, "text": " Okay don't smash things unnecessarily, cause then the angry house."}, {"start": 11391.460000000001, "end": 11397.460000000001, "text": " Yeah but we take damage as well, so that's minus loot."}, {"start": 11397.460000000001, "end": 11399.460000000001, "text": " here is an actual house"}, {"start": 11404.820000000002, "end": 11406.820000000002, "text": " hit this guy"}, {"start": 11412.900000000001, "end": 11415.7, "text": " i don't want to serve the pans"}, {"start": 11419.220000000001, "end": 11421.220000000001, "text": " oh wow this guy is hot"}, {"start": 11422.42, "end": 11424.42, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 11424.42, "end": 11429.18, "text": " I don't want no soul out of it what the fuck"}, {"start": 11432.7, "end": 11435.1, "text": " I look like a fucking only fancy"}, {"start": 11447.18, "end": 11449.18, "text": " Hey potato"}, {"start": 11454.42, "end": 11463.54, "text": " Oh, okay, someone has to catch it."}, {"start": 11463.54, "end": 11464.54, "text": " Someone has to..."}, {"start": 11464.54, "end": 11474.54, "text": " Motherfucker, I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 11474.54, "end": 11476.54, "text": " Let's get"}, {"start": 11479.880000000001, "end": 11484.04, "text": " Oh my god, I'm sure we're just in the corpse here"}, {"start": 11485.400000000001, "end": 11491.18, "text": " I'm back. I'm back. Yeah, I'm back tracking you guys go forward. I don't think there's a corpse here. I"}, {"start": 11492.42, "end": 11494.42, "text": " Like my new life as a poop"}, {"start": 11495.76, "end": 11500.380000000001, "text": " There's another corpse here another corpse here for someone boss. What are you doing?"}, {"start": 11501.300000000001, "end": 11503.300000000001, "text": " Sorry, are you wearing me?"}, {"start": 11504.54, "end": 11510.7, "text": " what is that what the fuck"}, {"start": 11517.660000000002, "end": 11523.820000000002, "text": " is it corn tainted corn what's that do"}, {"start": 11534.54, "end": 11542.54, "text": " you can sell stuff take everything sell and HP okay I'm buying this"}, {"start": 11542.54, "end": 11552.980000000001, "text": " I'm selling my mother okay what anything fun to buy this can buy his mother"}, {"start": 11552.98, "end": 11554.98, "text": " there's a catullo"}, {"start": 11564.98, "end": 11566.98, "text": " healing for ants"}, {"start": 11567.98, "end": 11569.98, "text": " come down here"}, {"start": 11570.98, "end": 11572.98, "text": " are you guys coming?"}, {"start": 11573.98, "end": 11575.98, "text": " down here"}, {"start": 11575.98, "end": 11577.98, "text": " downstairs I guess"}, {"start": 11577.98, "end": 11579.98, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 11579.98, "end": 11581.98, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 11581.98, "end": 11583.98, "text": " there's a big momma"}, {"start": 11583.98, "end": 11585.98, "text": " okay I have a one"}, {"start": 11585.98, "end": 11587.98, "text": " one shot of"}, {"start": 11587.98, "end": 11589.98, "text": " one shot of momma"}, {"start": 11589.98, "end": 11591.98, "text": " to go"}, {"start": 11591.98, "end": 11593.98, "text": " one shot of momma"}, {"start": 11593.98, "end": 11595.98, "text": " where's the big momma"}, {"start": 11595.98, "end": 11597.98, "text": " I'm shooting mega cannon"}, {"start": 11597.98, "end": 11599.98, "text": " there he is"}, {"start": 11599.98, "end": 11601.98, "text": " let's stay on the shot ahead"}, {"start": 11601.98, "end": 11603.98, "text": " we won"}, {"start": 11603.98, "end": 11605.98, "text": " Wee-vines-alone"}, {"start": 11605.98, "end": 11607.98, "text": " I'm a child of P.O.S.U."}, {"start": 11607.98, "end": 11609.98, "text": " Eat P.O.P.U."}, {"start": 11612.98, "end": 11614.98, "text": " More pills."}, {"start": 11616.98, "end": 11618.98, "text": " Marsha, there's a plastic box."}, {"start": 11618.98, "end": 11622.98, "text": " There's a-there's not a pill if there's one on Smitey."}, {"start": 11624.98, "end": 11627.98, "text": " Ah, there's a shit-explosive shit."}, {"start": 11657.98, "end": 11665.66, "text": " me alone now you know how to kill us tonight oh there's a knife knife i'm a fake knife knife"}, {"start": 11667.42, "end": 11667.98, "text": " boombox"}, {"start": 11671.34, "end": 11678.06, "text": " i found 40 gold mr force uh knife knife i'll take my knife take all the gold oh whoa"}, {"start": 11681.82, "end": 11684.22, "text": " okay so this is bought with another currency"}, {"start": 11684.22, "end": 11694.22, "text": " King Duria's. Okay, I'm saving this for something legendary."}, {"start": 11694.22, "end": 11699.22, "text": " Awesome. Go to London."}, {"start": 11699.22, "end": 11702.22, "text": " I wanted to... Let's go."}, {"start": 11702.22, "end": 11706.22, "text": " I bought knife knife."}, {"start": 11706.22, "end": 11713.22, "text": " There was gold hidden behind the door."}, {"start": 11713.22, "end": 11715.22, "text": " Hey, here's the uh something"}, {"start": 11722.5, "end": 11724.5, "text": " A sacrifice"}, {"start": 11726.38, "end": 11736.22, "text": " What okay wait, okay, don't I don't I don't I don't I don't he's getting oh my god, okay"}, {"start": 11743.22, "end": 11748.22, "text": " I will sell this bazooka at no more anything."}, {"start": 11749.22, "end": 11751.22, "text": " This dive is pretty good though."}, {"start": 11752.22, "end": 11754.22, "text": " Yes, it's a knife knife."}, {"start": 11757.22, "end": 11763.22, "text": " You dare come to my lair? You must die."}, {"start": 11768.22, "end": 11771.22, "text": " Do you bring light to my lair?"}, {"start": 11801.22, "end": 11818.66, "text": " grenade here don't waste it for nothing I will take a very good care okay here"}, {"start": 11831.22, "end": 11842.98, "text": " throw the grenade oh my god throw the grenade throw the grenade oh my god"}, {"start": 11842.98, "end": 11849.66, "text": " all right fine I blocked him"}, {"start": 11853.099999999999, "end": 11856.26, "text": " behind you"}, {"start": 11856.26, "end": 11863.9, "text": " They don't fire these fuckers are we getting all of them in this small area"}, {"start": 11863.9, "end": 11865.9, "text": " it's just so easy"}, {"start": 11871.34, "end": 11873.34, "text": " Ah fuck there's nothing here"}, {"start": 11876.74, "end": 11881.72, "text": " Yeah, I died you guys see a body anyway, yeah, come on open up these doors. I can't open them"}, {"start": 11885.5, "end": 11887.5, "text": " Yeah, clear the way clear the way. Oh"}, {"start": 11888.18, "end": 11893.3, "text": " Hey, you're a poop go first. Yeah, I'm fucking dying. Okay, not there"}, {"start": 11893.9, "end": 11904.779999999999, "text": " other way other way other way in here wait you gotta pick me up I'm about to die you"}, {"start": 11904.779999999999, "end": 11912.34, "text": " gotta pick me up I'm about to die you gotta pick me up okay okay yeah"}, {"start": 11912.34, "end": 11914.34, "text": " I'll fight"}, {"start": 11922.34, "end": 11924.34, "text": " Ok, nothing here"}, {"start": 11931.34, "end": 11933.34, "text": " That's a lie"}, {"start": 11937.34, "end": 11939.34, "text": " Useless"}, {"start": 11942.34, "end": 11947.34, "text": " Yeah, I'm solving this one now."}, {"start": 11952.34, "end": 11955.34, "text": " Yeah, it's already solved."}, {"start": 11955.34, "end": 11957.34, "text": " It's solved it."}, {"start": 11960.34, "end": 11963.34, "text": " What? You pressed it!"}, {"start": 11963.34, "end": 11967.34, "text": " Oh my god, it was just about to be solved."}, {"start": 11967.34, "end": 11969.34, "text": " It's solved, yeah."}, {"start": 11969.34, "end": 11974.34, "text": " There is no fog of war so it should be solved."}, {"start": 11974.34, "end": 11978.34, "text": " There is a fog."}, {"start": 11978.34, "end": 11980.34, "text": " You want I can solve it?"}, {"start": 11980.34, "end": 11981.34, "text": " You need help?"}, {"start": 11981.34, "end": 11985.34, "text": " Yeah, because it dropped it when I finally solved it."}, {"start": 11985.34, "end": 11987.34, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 11987.34, "end": 11989.34, "text": " I'm not okay, solve it, solve it."}, {"start": 11989.34, "end": 11992.34, "text": " No, solve it, you solve it, you solve it."}, {"start": 11992.34, "end": 11994.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11994.34, "end": 12004.34, "text": " I didn't do shit."}, {"start": 12004.34, "end": 12005.34, "text": " Okay, open."}, {"start": 12005.34, "end": 12006.34, "text": " Yeah, exactly."}, {"start": 12006.34, "end": 12017.34, "text": " You know how I do it normally, I do it less often."}, {"start": 12017.34, "end": 12022.34, "text": " Let's just press all the different buttons."}, {"start": 12022.34, "end": 12024.34, "text": " The house is about to blow."}, {"start": 12024.34, "end": 12026.34, "text": " The house is about to blow."}, {"start": 12026.34, "end": 12031.34, "text": " Oh, I hear my bat-solving wing is increasing the house under."}, {"start": 12033.34, "end": 12037.34, "text": " I got a BVL, Brazilian butler."}, {"start": 12041.34, "end": 12043.34, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 12043.34, "end": 12048.34, "text": " They're exploding!"}, {"start": 12048.34, "end": 12054.34, "text": " What's the mother said last night?"}, {"start": 12054.34, "end": 12055.34, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12055.34, "end": 12061.34, "text": " Wait, are we not one player short?"}, {"start": 12061.34, "end": 12063.34, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 12063.34, "end": 12065.34, "text": " somewere"}, {"start": 12079.34, "end": 12081.34, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 12082.34, "end": 12084.34, "text": " Burrito"}, {"start": 12084.34, "end": 12086.34, "text": " Oh, Burrito"}, {"start": 12087.34, "end": 12089.34, "text": " Hey, shoot on..."}, {"start": 12089.34, "end": 12094.34, "text": " I don't wanna waste my super galon days."}, {"start": 12106.34, "end": 12110.34, "text": " That's a jabby, bro."}, {"start": 12110.34, "end": 12113.34, "text": " I'm about to be fooled up."}, {"start": 12113.34, "end": 12116.34, "text": " I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 12116.34, "end": 12119.34, "text": " Okay, we have to kick this one over here."}, {"start": 12119.34, "end": 12121.34, "text": " My catch key."}, {"start": 12128.34, "end": 12130.34, "text": " You're about to be locked out."}, {"start": 12130.34, "end": 12132.34, "text": " What the fuck is Musky doing?"}, {"start": 12132.34, "end": 12134.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12138.58, "end": 12140.58, "text": " Do not that body"}, {"start": 12141.74, "end": 12143.74, "text": " All right, let's go in around him"}, {"start": 12145.34, "end": 12147.34, "text": " Come on, come on"}, {"start": 12152.02, "end": 12154.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12162.34, "end": 12165.34, "text": " Okay I'm stopping the pipe. I'm stopping the pipe."}, {"start": 12166.34, "end": 12169.34, "text": " Now. Now. Pour it, pour it."}, {"start": 12170.34, "end": 12173.34, "text": " Pour. Or shoot the balls. Oh yeah."}, {"start": 12177.34, "end": 12179.34, "text": " That wasn't me though."}, {"start": 12180.34, "end": 12182.34, "text": " That's good, that's good."}, {"start": 12184.34, "end": 12185.34, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 12187.34, "end": 12189.34, "text": " Yeah, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it."}, {"start": 12189.34, "end": 12200.18, "text": " No. Run. I'm kicking the gate. Someone keep the gate for me. Someone keep the gate for"}, {"start": 12200.18, "end": 12207.380000000001, "text": " me. KICK THE GATE FOR ME! Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. Okay, it's fine, it's"}, {"start": 12207.380000000001, "end": 12209.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12222.420000000002, "end": 12224.420000000002, "text": " The poop is pushing"}, {"start": 12231.86, "end": 12236.660000000002, "text": " Okay, come on I'm blowing these falls. Oh fuck"}, {"start": 12237.380000000001, "end": 12239.380000000001, "text": " Leave no poop behind!"}, {"start": 12241.380000000001, "end": 12243.380000000001, "text": " Do I have you only?"}, {"start": 12243.380000000001, "end": 12244.380000000001, "text": " Am I carrying you?"}, {"start": 12244.380000000001, "end": 12245.380000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12245.380000000001, "end": 12246.380000000001, "text": " Ok."}, {"start": 12255.380000000001, "end": 12257.380000000001, "text": " Ah fuck."}, {"start": 12259.380000000001, "end": 12261.380000000001, "text": " Do you see one?"}, {"start": 12262.380000000001, "end": 12264.380000000001, "text": " I think you can. I think you can."}, {"start": 12264.380000000001, "end": 12269.380000000001, "text": " Oh, there's a boy over here!"}, {"start": 12276.380000000001, "end": 12277.380000000001, "text": " Renek!"}, {"start": 12287.380000000001, "end": 12288.380000000001, "text": " Boat!"}, {"start": 12290.380000000001, "end": 12293.380000000001, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 12294.380000000001, "end": 12296.380000000001, "text": " Come, there's a buddy!"}, {"start": 12296.380000000001, "end": 12298.380000000001, "text": " No, go there, go there!"}, {"start": 12298.380000000001, "end": 12300.380000000001, "text": " Take the buddy!"}, {"start": 12300.380000000001, "end": 12302.380000000001, "text": " Take the buddy behind you!"}, {"start": 12302.380000000001, "end": 12304.380000000001, "text": " You're on the body!"}, {"start": 12304.380000000001, "end": 12306.380000000001, "text": " Don't leave me behind, please."}, {"start": 12306.380000000001, "end": 12308.380000000001, "text": " All gates."}, {"start": 12308.380000000001, "end": 12310.380000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12310.380000000001, "end": 12312.380000000001, "text": " Oh, there's so much shit on the screen."}, {"start": 12312.380000000001, "end": 12314.380000000001, "text": " How do I go up?"}, {"start": 12316.380000000001, "end": 12318.380000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 12318.380000000001, "end": 12320.380000000001, "text": " I'm clearing this area."}, {"start": 12320.380000000001, "end": 12322.380000000001, "text": " Don't shit yourself."}, {"start": 12322.380000000001, "end": 12329.380000000001, "text": " But the fuck, force and force and please force and beat the record, force and stop"}, {"start": 12329.380000000001, "end": 12335.26, "text": " story, record, force and please force and beat it."}, {"start": 12335.26, "end": 12336.26, "text": " It's calling."}, {"start": 12336.26, "end": 12338.86, "text": " If you jump, you will encounter."}, {"start": 12338.86, "end": 12341.06, "text": " Jumpa, jumpa, jumpa."}, {"start": 12341.06, "end": 12342.58, "text": " Okay, let's do this, okay?"}, {"start": 12342.58, "end": 12344.06, "text": " I don't know what he's doing."}, {"start": 12344.06, "end": 12346.06, "text": " Jumpa, jumpa, jumpa."}, {"start": 12346.06, "end": 12348.06, "text": " Jumpa, jumpa."}, {"start": 12353.06, "end": 12355.06, "text": " Move."}, {"start": 12355.06, "end": 12357.06, "text": " Jumping!"}, {"start": 12357.06, "end": 12359.06, "text": " What the f**k?!"}, {"start": 12359.06, "end": 12361.06, "text": " That's so lucky."}, {"start": 12364.06, "end": 12366.06, "text": " I dropped the key."}, {"start": 12366.06, "end": 12373.06, "text": " Well, I dropped the key into the abyss though. What happens?"}, {"start": 12373.06, "end": 12377.06, "text": " Ok, ok, come on."}, {"start": 12377.06, "end": 12384.06, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 12384.06, "end": 12392.06, "text": " Oh no, I'm dead."}, {"start": 12392.06, "end": 12394.06, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 12399.38, "end": 12403.0, "text": " All right, take the corpse there take the corpse"}, {"start": 12407.9, "end": 12412.0, "text": " Take the corpse get all the toilet"}, {"start": 12422.06, "end": 12424.06, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 12429.06, "end": 12431.06, "text": " I joined in the morning, man."}, {"start": 12432.06, "end": 12434.06, "text": " Thank you for one year, man."}, {"start": 12435.06, "end": 12437.06, "text": " Oh, I didn't do a request."}, {"start": 12445.06, "end": 12447.06, "text": " I'm just concerned about this game."}, {"start": 12452.06, "end": 12457.06, "text": " I had to buy some pills here."}, {"start": 12457.06, "end": 12462.06, "text": " Actually, I'm buying two of these."}, {"start": 12462.06, "end": 12465.06, "text": " I'm also buying pills."}, {"start": 12465.06, "end": 12468.06, "text": " Please end my suffering."}, {"start": 12468.06, "end": 12472.06, "text": " Maybe this is..."}, {"start": 12472.06, "end": 12477.06, "text": " I wish this was the best one I could buy here."}, {"start": 12477.06, "end": 12481.06, "text": " Walk faster with full gas."}, {"start": 12481.06, "end": 12487.38, "text": " us what this empty jar for please our night before was printing that's very"}, {"start": 12487.38, "end": 12493.82, "text": " good oh yeah I can fill the jar with my thoughts in nice"}, {"start": 12493.82, "end": 12500.26, "text": " how far it smells good what does that mean what what's pants what pants are"}, {"start": 12500.26, "end": 12508.46, "text": " for what I think I like extra lights or something okay I'm gonna take some"}, {"start": 12508.460000000001, "end": 12516.460000000001, "text": " I'm shoving it up, oh shit, you have too many than you get fucked in the ass, really."}, {"start": 12521.460000000001, "end": 12524.460000000001, "text": " I have three, I'm gonna buy some pounds."}, {"start": 12533.460000000001, "end": 12536.460000000001, "text": " Butt run, Butt run."}, {"start": 12538.460000000001, "end": 12542.460000000001, "text": " Oh no, who is there? Take it, take it."}, {"start": 12542.460000000001, "end": 12544.460000000001, "text": " 1986."}, {"start": 12544.460000000001, "end": 12545.460000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12545.460000000001, "end": 12548.460000000001, "text": " I gave you the pants."}, {"start": 12548.460000000001, "end": 12550.460000000001, "text": " I'll see."}, {"start": 12550.460000000001, "end": 12552.460000000001, "text": " You have it on your ass."}, {"start": 12552.460000000001, "end": 12554.460000000001, "text": " Oh, okay, okay. Let's go."}, {"start": 12554.460000000001, "end": 12559.460000000001, "text": " We're going to take a plane, Eros. We need your small mania."}, {"start": 12559.460000000001, "end": 12561.460000000001, "text": " I can't get back."}, {"start": 12564.460000000001, "end": 12567.460000000001, "text": " Don't forget, 3846."}, {"start": 12568.460000000001, "end": 12578.740000000002, "text": " Okay, what is this keep this I"}, {"start": 12589.240000000002, "end": 12592.800000000001, "text": " Need the next fucking kills to find"}, {"start": 12595.900000000001, "end": 12597.900000000001, "text": " Because you all took it"}, {"start": 12598.460000000001, "end": 12603.7, "text": " Oh my god, I saw my pants"}, {"start": 12606.900000000001, "end": 12608.900000000001, "text": " Oops"}, {"start": 12615.900000000001, "end": 12619.220000000001, "text": " Those are soiled yeah, that's beware"}, {"start": 12619.220000000001, "end": 12621.220000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12626.900000000001, "end": 12628.900000000001, "text": " Have a baseball bat"}, {"start": 12628.9, "end": 12638.9, "text": " I have a nice knife."}, {"start": 12638.9, "end": 12641.9, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 12641.9, "end": 12643.9, "text": " What the hell is he speaking Italian?"}, {"start": 12643.9, "end": 12644.9, "text": " Italian?!"}, {"start": 12644.9, "end": 12645.9, "text": " He doesn't believe me!"}, {"start": 12645.9, "end": 12646.9, "text": " He's just fucking me!"}, {"start": 12646.9, "end": 12647.9, "text": " He's fucking me!"}, {"start": 12647.9, "end": 12649.9, "text": " He's not bringing my ice cream yet, but the food!"}, {"start": 12649.9, "end": 12651.9, "text": " I'm being shamed!"}, {"start": 12651.9, "end": 12653.9, "text": " That was supposed to be a big shout!"}, {"start": 12658.9, "end": 12660.9, "text": " My butt is already blocked."}, {"start": 12660.9, "end": 12662.9, "text": " There's no more space."}, {"start": 12662.9, "end": 12665.9, "text": " Oh my God, that's why I got one of my turpies!"}, {"start": 12669.9, "end": 12670.9, "text": " Save."}, {"start": 12671.9, "end": 12673.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12683.1, "end": 12685.1, "text": " There's a close if we need this"}, {"start": 12687.779999999999, "end": 12692.1, "text": " Hello, mr. Sebastian, this is dr. Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 12692.1, "end": 12698.68, "text": " I am sending you this message to let you know that I have given you the blessing of beating the record tomorrow"}, {"start": 12698.68, "end": 12704.800000000001, "text": " Oh before each hour of your scream compliments the regular cross in our god"}, {"start": 12704.800000000001, "end": 12712.52, "text": " Holland you cannot fall so you got it yeah leave him if you can do it okay"}, {"start": 12712.52, "end": 12716.52, "text": " let's just continue live"}, {"start": 12717.92, "end": 12724.12, "text": " that's a lot of warms"}, {"start": 12724.12, "end": 12734.6, "text": " So, imagine just one day coming up with this game, I think, or maybe you need to invest"}, {"start": 12734.6, "end": 12735.6, "text": " there or something."}, {"start": 12735.6, "end": 12737.6, "text": " Look, I'm gonna scan."}, {"start": 12737.6, "end": 12741.2, "text": " Fucking shit, I hate this shit."}, {"start": 12741.2, "end": 12743.28, "text": " Hey, Mr. Godgamer, take the medicine."}, {"start": 12743.28, "end": 12744.28, "text": " What is the way to do this?"}, {"start": 12744.28, "end": 12747.28, "text": " You wanna have them in the corner, right?"}, {"start": 12747.28, "end": 12748.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12748.28, "end": 12753.28, "text": " Okay, no sanctions done locked."}, {"start": 12753.28, "end": 12755.28, "text": " What do you steal?"}, {"start": 12755.28, "end": 12757.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12757.28, "end": 12761.28, "text": " So still say oh my god and you spank like an idiot."}, {"start": 12761.28, "end": 12762.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12762.28, "end": 12763.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12763.28, "end": 12764.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12764.28, "end": 12765.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12765.28, "end": 12766.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12766.28, "end": 12767.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12767.28, "end": 12768.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12768.28, "end": 12769.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12769.28, "end": 12770.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12770.28, "end": 12771.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12771.28, "end": 12772.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12772.28, "end": 12773.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12773.28, "end": 12774.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12774.28, "end": 12775.28, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 12775.28, "end": 12778.28, "text": " I can stack under boxes."}, {"start": 12779.28, "end": 12781.28, "text": " Alright, let's go blow."}, {"start": 12783.28, "end": 12785.28, "text": " I am gonna shank him."}, {"start": 12786.28, "end": 12788.28, "text": " I don't know again."}, {"start": 12790.28, "end": 12792.28, "text": " I have a shouts."}, {"start": 12792.28, "end": 12794.28, "text": " I have a voices for the north."}, {"start": 12794.28, "end": 12796.28, "text": " You are meant to be shanked."}, {"start": 12796.28, "end": 12797.28, "text": " This way."}, {"start": 12799.28, "end": 12800.28, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 12805.28, "end": 12812.28, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 12812.28, "end": 12815.28, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 12815.28, "end": 12818.28, "text": " First time"}, {"start": 12818.28, "end": 12821.28, "text": " Ah shit"}, {"start": 12821.28, "end": 12825.28, "text": " Dodge my notch, just dodge"}, {"start": 12825.28, "end": 12827.28, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 12827.28, "end": 12829.28, "text": " How to dodge it"}, {"start": 12829.28, "end": 12831.28, "text": " Just don't get hit"}, {"start": 12831.28, "end": 12834.28, "text": " There's a corpse here"}, {"start": 12834.28, "end": 12838.58, "text": " oh I died"}, {"start": 12838.58, "end": 12841.58, "text": " yeah well"}, {"start": 12841.58, "end": 12847.58, "text": " oh no"}, {"start": 12847.58, "end": 12849.58, "text": " I am a sheep"}, {"start": 12849.58, "end": 12851.58, "text": " there's a corpse"}, {"start": 12851.58, "end": 12854.58, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 12854.58, "end": 12856.58, "text": " why there's a sheep"}, {"start": 12856.58, "end": 12858.58, "text": " I'll just keep going"}, {"start": 12858.58, "end": 12860.58, "text": " pick up one of them"}, {"start": 12860.58, "end": 12862.58, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 12862.58, "end": 12868.58, "text": " There is, I see, open in the war."}, {"start": 12868.58, "end": 12873.58, "text": " Oh, there's a lot of monsters in there."}, {"start": 12873.58, "end": 12879.58, "text": " Orson, let me show you how it's fucking done."}, {"start": 12879.58, "end": 12883.58, "text": " You have to move a knife."}, {"start": 12883.58, "end": 12886.58, "text": " Stop pressing shit, you're breaking my pattern."}, {"start": 12886.58, "end": 12889.58, "text": " I'm not pressing anything."}, {"start": 12889.58, "end": 12894.06, "text": " I'm not pressing a trend, it's a fast-paced stupid skew."}, {"start": 12894.06, "end": 12896.46, "text": " Now I'm here with it, I almost got it."}, {"start": 12896.46, "end": 12897.46, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 12897.46, "end": 12901.42, "text": " Hey, Beckman, find the body, what the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 12901.42, "end": 12903.42, "text": " Yeah, but you throw me in there."}, {"start": 12903.42, "end": 12906.42, "text": " Yes, nothing in there."}, {"start": 12906.42, "end": 12907.42, "text": " Hey, watch."}, {"start": 12907.42, "end": 12908.42, "text": " How would they know?"}, {"start": 12908.42, "end": 12911.42, "text": " Awesome, would you look at that?"}, {"start": 12911.42, "end": 12912.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12912.42, "end": 12913.42, "text": " Gold."}, {"start": 12913.42, "end": 12916.42, "text": " Right, this is a big end."}, {"start": 12916.42, "end": 12924.64, "text": " right it's a bit and yeah"}, {"start": 12924.64, "end": 12931.8, "text": " but I got shot"}, {"start": 12931.8, "end": 12937.8, "text": " I've heard it's here here's the way"}, {"start": 12937.8, "end": 12943.6, "text": " do you know the way here"}, {"start": 12943.6, "end": 12946.6, "text": " Here. That's right."}, {"start": 12955.6, "end": 12956.6, "text": " Over here."}, {"start": 12958.6, "end": 12959.6, "text": " You need a corpse?"}, {"start": 12961.6, "end": 12962.6, "text": " Why are you dead?"}, {"start": 12971.6, "end": 12972.6, "text": " I have two here."}, {"start": 12973.6, "end": 12975.6, "text": " Harry Potter is dead!"}, {"start": 12990.24, "end": 12992.24, "text": " I didn't even open it."}, {"start": 12994.32, "end": 12996.32, "text": " Knife, knife!"}, {"start": 12997.2, "end": 12999.2, "text": " Welcome to Brexit, motherfuckers!"}, {"start": 13003.6, "end": 13005.6, "text": " Oh dude, this guy is gonna be PEEE"}, {"start": 13020.140000000001, "end": 13021.140000000001, "text": " Holy fuck"}, {"start": 13031.52, "end": 13032.02, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 13033.6, "end": 13038.6, "text": " Oh, I'm not lucky. Don't get robbed."}, {"start": 13051.6, "end": 13053.6, "text": " I can't! Hit it!"}, {"start": 13057.6, "end": 13059.6, "text": " Yeah, no shit!"}, {"start": 13063.6, "end": 13065.6, "text": " I got this"}, {"start": 13072.16, "end": 13074.16, "text": " Don't get robbed"}, {"start": 13074.16, "end": 13092.56, "text": " that's uh this game doesn't fuck with you so i'm doing what"}, {"start": 13096.72, "end": 13097.2, "text": " hey"}, {"start": 13097.2, "end": 13102.2, "text": " Oh mega password"}, {"start": 13108.2, "end": 13110.2, "text": " 6767"}, {"start": 13110.2, "end": 13113.2, "text": " Buy medicine buy some medication"}, {"start": 13113.2, "end": 13116.2, "text": " Did you remember the password? I don't remember"}, {"start": 13118.2, "end": 13119.2, "text": " Chat"}, {"start": 13119.2, "end": 13122.2, "text": " 3867 right?"}, {"start": 13122.2, "end": 13133.1, "text": " right? No. 38. 36. 40."}, {"start": 13137.1, "end": 13141.400000000001, "text": " Forces are not really the most useless ass fucking without a shit."}, {"start": 13142.2, "end": 13143.6, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 13144.6, "end": 13145.300000000001, "text": " BBM."}, {"start": 13146.800000000001, "end": 13147.6, "text": " Knife, knife."}, {"start": 13147.800000000001, "end": 13148.300000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm good."}, {"start": 13148.300000000001, "end": 13155.300000000001, "text": " the bazooka the bazooka is shit"}, {"start": 13155.300000000001, "end": 13159.300000000001, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 13159.300000000001, "end": 13164.300000000001, "text": " I wonder if I can sell my jar of poop"}, {"start": 13164.300000000001, "end": 13168.300000000001, "text": " not cute chat"}, {"start": 13168.300000000001, "end": 13172.300000000001, "text": " fuck you chat"}, {"start": 13172.300000000001, "end": 13176.300000000001, "text": " that's how they make money actually"}, {"start": 13176.300000000001, "end": 13178.300000000001, "text": " What is music?"}, {"start": 13178.300000000001, "end": 13180.300000000001, "text": " I am opening here"}, {"start": 13183.300000000001, "end": 13185.300000000001, "text": " Ah fuck man"}, {"start": 13188.300000000001, "end": 13190.300000000001, "text": " I feel it"}, {"start": 13190.300000000001, "end": 13192.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna die"}, {"start": 13196.300000000001, "end": 13198.300000000001, "text": " Like this"}, {"start": 13198.300000000001, "end": 13200.300000000001, "text": " How I stop it"}, {"start": 13206.300000000001, "end": 13208.300000000001, "text": " Do you want?"}, {"start": 13208.300000000001, "end": 13210.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I have."}, {"start": 13214.300000000001, "end": 13218.300000000001, "text": " Here's nice corpse in here, in case anyone makes it."}, {"start": 13221.300000000001, "end": 13223.300000000001, "text": " All fastballs."}, {"start": 13223.300000000001, "end": 13225.300000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 13225.300000000001, "end": 13228.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go and camp the corner."}, {"start": 13228.300000000001, "end": 13231.300000000001, "text": " No, no, no, it's all good. We have bazooka here."}, {"start": 13231.300000000001, "end": 13234.300000000001, "text": " I'm out of bazooka."}, {"start": 13234.300000000001, "end": 13236.300000000001, "text": " He is dead"}, {"start": 13241.300000000001, "end": 13243.300000000001, "text": " I'm chillin"}, {"start": 13254.300000000001, "end": 13256.300000000001, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 13256.300000000001, "end": 13258.300000000001, "text": " But we did it guy"}, {"start": 13258.300000000001, "end": 13265.300000000001, "text": " There is no music in the bomb box, oh shit, B!"}, {"start": 13265.300000000001, "end": 13270.300000000001, "text": " Big mama!"}, {"start": 13270.300000000001, "end": 13274.300000000001, "text": " B, nope!"}, {"start": 13274.300000000001, "end": 13277.300000000001, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 13277.300000000001, "end": 13282.300000000001, "text": " There is no music in this bomb box, it's not working."}, {"start": 13282.300000000001, "end": 13286.300000000001, "text": " You have to sing the music yourself."}, {"start": 13286.300000000001, "end": 13288.300000000001, "text": " That's a bee."}, {"start": 13288.300000000001, "end": 13290.300000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13290.300000000001, "end": 13292.300000000001, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 13304.300000000001, "end": 13306.300000000001, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 13316.300000000001, "end": 13318.300000000001, "text": " You can tap with your feet"}, {"start": 13329.980000000001, "end": 13336.240000000002, "text": " He's gas to jump again, okay. I have four shit of my ass right now"}, {"start": 13339.740000000002, "end": 13341.740000000002, "text": " That's good"}, {"start": 13343.340000000002, "end": 13345.340000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 13376.300000000001, "end": 13378.300000000001, "text": " Let's go guys!"}, {"start": 13378.300000000001, "end": 13380.300000000001, "text": " Don't look!"}, {"start": 13380.300000000001, "end": 13382.300000000001, "text": " Oh I said."}, {"start": 13386.300000000001, "end": 13389.300000000001, "text": " My potions are far too strong for you traveler."}, {"start": 13397.300000000001, "end": 13399.300000000001, "text": " Get over here!"}, {"start": 13406.300000000001, "end": 13409.300000000001, "text": " He's unable to."}, {"start": 13409.300000000001, "end": 13412.300000000001, "text": " Should we accept the challenge?"}, {"start": 13412.300000000001, "end": 13414.300000000001, "text": " I mean, he's the worst... worst..."}, {"start": 13414.300000000001, "end": 13416.300000000001, "text": " There is..."}, {"start": 13416.300000000001, "end": 13418.300000000001, "text": " We have to wait for this noob."}, {"start": 13418.300000000001, "end": 13420.300000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 13420.300000000001, "end": 13422.300000000001, "text": " Look, they have me."}, {"start": 13422.300000000001, "end": 13423.300000000001, "text": " Ten-chan."}, {"start": 13423.300000000001, "end": 13426.300000000001, "text": " See, Forrest, and that's how you hack me."}, {"start": 13426.300000000001, "end": 13428.300000000001, "text": " Double baseball build."}, {"start": 13428.300000000001, "end": 13430.300000000001, "text": " Dual wheelbase glitch."}, {"start": 13430.300000000001, "end": 13432.300000000001, "text": " Alright, let's go."}, {"start": 13432.300000000001, "end": 13435.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think that's it."}, {"start": 13435.300000000001, "end": 13437.300000000001, "text": " I'm shitting blue. I'm shitting red."}, {"start": 13437.300000000001, "end": 13439.300000000001, "text": " Accept challenge."}, {"start": 13439.300000000001, "end": 13441.300000000001, "text": " Prove yourself."}, {"start": 13441.300000000001, "end": 13443.300000000001, "text": " Clenching sleeve."}, {"start": 13443.300000000001, "end": 13445.300000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 13461.300000000001, "end": 13463.300000000001, "text": " It's about the..."}, {"start": 13465.300000000001, "end": 13467.300000000001, "text": " be careful"}, {"start": 13478.980000000001, "end": 13480.1, "text": " oh my knife bro"}, {"start": 13482.660000000002, "end": 13485.54, "text": " i don't know what noise it's from the noise"}, {"start": 13486.340000000002, "end": 13489.220000000001, "text": " there's a chicken here what's that chicken"}, {"start": 13490.340000000002, "end": 13490.980000000001, "text": " i don't see"}, {"start": 13490.98, "end": 13492.98, "text": " I think I'm gonna wake up."}, {"start": 13494.48, "end": 13495.98, "text": " I think I'm gonna say it."}, {"start": 13513.98, "end": 13514.98, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13515.98, "end": 13516.98, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 13516.98, "end": 13517.98, "text": " What is this rainbow potion?"}, {"start": 13517.98, "end": 13518.98, "text": " It's goofy."}, {"start": 13518.98, "end": 13519.98, "text": " Oh, it's awesome."}, {"start": 13519.98, "end": 13521.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13545.5, "end": 13548.82, "text": " Because I have double jump right see ya"}, {"start": 13549.98, "end": 13551.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13564.46, "end": 13566.46, "text": " Are starting this one"}, {"start": 13574.26, "end": 13577.619999999999, "text": " No, it's not double jump my double jump is a purge"}, {"start": 13579.98, "end": 13586.38, "text": " you mean someone took this"}, {"start": 13586.38, "end": 13591.1, "text": " this is america brother who first is first"}, {"start": 13591.1, "end": 13598.38, "text": " uh well earlier release flash them down"}, {"start": 13609.98, "end": 13611.98, "text": " I can't even take it, I can't take it."}, {"start": 13611.98, "end": 13613.98, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13619.98, "end": 13623.98, "text": " Just kick this, don't place the weapon on this, don't place the weapon."}, {"start": 13623.98, "end": 13625.98, "text": " Only do it on the big ones."}, {"start": 13639.98, "end": 13655.98, "text": " I'll just shoot them and get them back, so you're shaking those."}, {"start": 13655.98, "end": 13657.98, "text": " You didn't open this."}, {"start": 13657.98, "end": 13659.98, "text": " I don't know what was mean."}, {"start": 13659.98, "end": 13661.98, "text": " Now because someone started a challenge."}, {"start": 13661.98, "end": 13663.98, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 13663.98, "end": 13665.98, "text": " Now West Newarkin."}, {"start": 13665.98, "end": 13667.98, "text": " Where is the weapon?"}, {"start": 13667.98, "end": 13669.98, "text": " Where is the weapon?"}, {"start": 13669.98, "end": 13671.98, "text": " I'm not the weapon."}, {"start": 13671.98, "end": 13673.98, "text": " What the hell is that?"}, {"start": 13673.98, "end": 13675.98, "text": " I'm not the weapon."}, {"start": 13675.98, "end": 13677.98, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13677.98, "end": 13679.98, "text": " Oh my fucking god, where is the weapon?"}, {"start": 13679.98, "end": 13681.98, "text": " I cannot see that."}, {"start": 13681.98, "end": 13683.98, "text": " What have been happening so far?"}, {"start": 13683.98, "end": 13685.98, "text": " Yeah, I told you not to raise the weapons."}, {"start": 13685.98, "end": 13687.98, "text": " to raise the weapons"}, {"start": 13715.98, "end": 13717.98, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13722.98, "end": 13724.98, "text": " I was just shitting around."}, {"start": 13725.98, "end": 13727.98, "text": " No, it can be like this."}, {"start": 13728.98, "end": 13730.98, "text": " Someone could say we're shitting out of luck."}, {"start": 13733.98, "end": 13736.98, "text": " But I needed to kill them all with the fucking stash."}, {"start": 13738.98, "end": 13740.98, "text": " Can we just kill them still?"}, {"start": 13740.98, "end": 13741.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13745.98, "end": 13770.98, "text": " I think I can see some red in your shit, that's a bad sign."}, {"start": 13770.98, "end": 13775.38, "text": " uh this uh how do you know i don't have a puppet out of some shit"}, {"start": 13780.42, "end": 13781.539999999999, "text": " oh the whole level"}, {"start": 13782.74, "end": 13789.46, "text": " bruh the whole the whole fucking level again i know my music is broke out how do you know"}, {"start": 13789.46, "end": 13791.46, "text": " in a way i when i say"}, {"start": 13791.460000000001, "end": 13797.460000000001, "text": " They want to repeat the all three maps? That's crazy."}, {"start": 13803.460000000001, "end": 13806.460000000001, "text": " We're flushing now, alright. Flushed."}, {"start": 13813.460000000001, "end": 13815.460000000001, "text": " Alright, let's see what we got."}, {"start": 13821.460000000001, "end": 13828.460000000001, "text": " Dangerous mountain together. Okay, let's see what this is."}, {"start": 13834.960000000001, "end": 13840.960000000001, "text": " Dangerous mountain."}, {"start": 13840.960000000001, "end": 13847.960000000001, "text": " It's so dangerous."}, {"start": 13851.460000000001, "end": 13875.740000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13875.740000000002, "end": 13877.740000000002, "text": " Unlimited power."}, {"start": 13907.74, "end": 13936.699999999999, "text": " Ok, uh, dick."}, {"start": 13936.7, "end": 13943.7, "text": " besides difficulty plus plus"}, {"start": 13958.460000000001, "end": 13965.460000000001, "text": " more people you have"}, {"start": 13966.7, "end": 13971.7, "text": " Oh fuck my ass with steak."}, {"start": 13974.7, "end": 13976.7, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 13977.7, "end": 13979.7, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 13980.7, "end": 13982.7, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 13985.7, "end": 13987.7, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13996.7, "end": 13998.7, "text": " All right, there it is."}, {"start": 14026.7, "end": 14028.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14029.58, "end": 14032.820000000002, "text": " Didn't capture okay"}, {"start": 14049.980000000001, "end": 14055.66, "text": " I would have raised this it's change together but with cars I guess okay"}, {"start": 14056.7, "end": 14058.7, "text": " I go then"}, {"start": 14059.34, "end": 14061.34, "text": " Everybody's on it"}, {"start": 14064.800000000001, "end": 14066.800000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 14072.66, "end": 14080.980000000001, "text": " All right, oh my god, who the fucking bear go yeah, but this fight I can't go"}, {"start": 14086.7, "end": 14091.7, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14091.7, "end": 14095.7, "text": " Uh, yeah, yeah, go for it."}, {"start": 14095.7, "end": 14096.7, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14096.7, "end": 14100.7, "text": " Yeah, yeah, maybe if I didn't get fucking pulled."}, {"start": 14100.7, "end": 14102.7, "text": " Nice one, nice."}, {"start": 14102.7, "end": 14104.7, "text": " Don't part down there, mate."}, {"start": 14104.7, "end": 14106.7, "text": " That was not my fault."}, {"start": 14106.7, "end": 14109.7, "text": " What the hell is that, mate?"}, {"start": 14109.7, "end": 14111.7, "text": " We can winch them."}, {"start": 14111.7, "end": 14113.7, "text": " Go Beckman."}, {"start": 14113.7, "end": 14114.7, "text": " Go for it."}, {"start": 14114.7, "end": 14121.7, "text": " now wins wins"}, {"start": 14121.7, "end": 14124.7, "text": " how are we sharing together"}, {"start": 14124.7, "end": 14125.7, "text": " go"}, {"start": 14125.7, "end": 14130.7, "text": " winch wins"}, {"start": 14130.7, "end": 14132.7, "text": " simple"}, {"start": 14132.7, "end": 14134.7, "text": " can you"}, {"start": 14134.7, "end": 14142.7, "text": " winch me please"}, {"start": 14142.7, "end": 14144.7, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 14146.7, "end": 14148.7, "text": " I'm so told."}, {"start": 14148.7, "end": 14150.7, "text": " So told."}, {"start": 14150.7, "end": 14152.7, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 14152.7, "end": 14154.7, "text": " How do you mean born? You're born first."}, {"start": 14154.7, "end": 14158.7, "text": " Yeah, so I'm told back, obviously."}, {"start": 14162.7, "end": 14166.7, "text": " Oh, hey, can you leave me alone, please?"}, {"start": 14172.7, "end": 14176.7, "text": " I need to get the hell out of my game."}, {"start": 14176.7, "end": 14178.7, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 14178.7, "end": 14180.7, "text": " This is just fucking a little parking."}, {"start": 14180.7, "end": 14182.7, "text": " Who's gonna get me out?"}, {"start": 14182.7, "end": 14184.7, "text": " Welcome to the bog."}, {"start": 14184.7, "end": 14186.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14187.7, "end": 14189.7, "text": " I mean, we're waiting."}, {"start": 14189.7, "end": 14191.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14191.7, "end": 14193.7, "text": " I'm gonna be double in progress."}, {"start": 14193.7, "end": 14195.7, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 14195.7, "end": 14196.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14196.7, "end": 14198.7, "text": " Stop playing."}, {"start": 14198.7, "end": 14200.7, "text": " Stop playing."}, {"start": 14200.7, "end": 14202.7, "text": " again"}, {"start": 14202.7, "end": 14207.5, "text": " again no more wincing"}, {"start": 14207.5, "end": 14208.94, "text": " again wincing now"}, {"start": 14208.94, "end": 14211.94, "text": " wincing now"}, {"start": 14211.94, "end": 14213.54, "text": " how the fuck am i stuck here?"}, {"start": 14213.54, "end": 14214.54, "text": " win... wince..."}, {"start": 14230.7, "end": 14232.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14260.7, "end": 14262.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14290.7, "end": 14292.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14320.7, "end": 14322.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14350.7, "end": 14352.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14380.7, "end": 14382.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14382.7, "end": 14384.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14384.7, "end": 14386.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14406.380000000001, "end": 14410.94, "text": " You just need to get to shit yeah check point appeal"}, {"start": 14410.94, "end": 14414.94, "text": " There's a shit point here."}, {"start": 14414.94, "end": 14418.94, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!"}, {"start": 14424.94, "end": 14428.94, "text": " Okay. Oh my god."}, {"start": 14428.94, "end": 14432.94, "text": " There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, no!"}, {"start": 14432.94, "end": 14434.94, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 14434.94, "end": 14439.94, "text": " Oh, is you left click and right click in order to win?"}, {"start": 14445.94, "end": 14448.94, "text": " What is this Doritos sound?"}, {"start": 14450.94, "end": 14452.94, "text": " As these retards are failing."}, {"start": 14455.94, "end": 14456.94, "text": " Stop pulling!"}, {"start": 14456.94, "end": 14462.94, "text": " Wait, I broke him free from your..."}, {"start": 14462.94, "end": 14467.94, "text": " Okay, just go over here."}, {"start": 14467.94, "end": 14469.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14478.94, "end": 14481.94, "text": " We're drowning in a lake of stars."}, {"start": 14481.94, "end": 14483.94, "text": " I'm going to let it drop together"}, {"start": 14485.94, "end": 14487.94, "text": " You guys are so bad"}, {"start": 14492.94, "end": 14494.94, "text": " Okay, everyone wait"}, {"start": 14499.94, "end": 14501.94, "text": " Dead"}, {"start": 14502.94, "end": 14504.94, "text": " How about the countdown?"}, {"start": 14506.94, "end": 14509.94, "text": " Why did he drive? Wait, okay"}, {"start": 14509.94, "end": 14516.5, "text": " okay everyone shit don't try this okay stop stop maybe go to two at the time"}, {"start": 14516.5, "end": 14519.5, "text": " one is laying, one is laying, two, one, go!"}, {"start": 14522.5, "end": 14523.5, "text": " two, wildfire!"}, {"start": 14524.5, "end": 14525.5, "text": " two!"}, {"start": 14535.5, "end": 14536.5, "text": " I'm wincing"}, {"start": 14537.5, "end": 14539.5, "text": " I have this small..."}, {"start": 14543.5, "end": 14544.5, "text": " no, no, no, no, we got it"}, {"start": 14544.5, "end": 14551.5, "text": " that's"}, {"start": 14555.28, "end": 14557.68, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 14557.68, "end": 14558.84, "text": " to decide"}, {"start": 14558.84, "end": 14562.7, "text": " me and rescue first and then uh... the rest okay"}, {"start": 14562.7, "end": 14566.02, "text": " line up line up"}, {"start": 14566.02, "end": 14570.88, "text": " it's a lot of"}, {"start": 14570.88, "end": 14572.48, "text": " okay one"}, {"start": 14602.48, "end": 14610.48, "text": " They respawn man! What do you mean? How do you understand after 10 minutes of looking at these fucking platforms respawning?"}, {"start": 14611.48, "end": 14616.48, "text": " Okay, me, Wesker, goes first. You wait on this side. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 14617.48, "end": 14621.48, "text": " I don't know why Mr. Forest is mauling at me, but I can't hear him, so..."}, {"start": 14621.48, "end": 14623.48, "text": " Okay, he is."}, {"start": 14624.48, "end": 14627.48, "text": " Okay, one, two, three."}, {"start": 14627.48, "end": 14638.48, "text": " I can't hear you again, that's a problem, you can't count."}, {"start": 14638.48, "end": 14641.48, "text": " Alright, I'm watching the stream."}, {"start": 14641.48, "end": 14647.48, "text": " Okay, listen to my calls, Merigman. These platforms, they fucking respawn."}, {"start": 14647.48, "end": 14653.48, "text": " Which means that you have to wait until they respawn to get reputed by, and then you two go."}, {"start": 14653.48, "end": 14654.48, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 14654.48, "end": 14655.48, "text": " Okay. Okay."}, {"start": 14655.48, "end": 14656.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14656.48, "end": 14657.48, "text": " I couldn't hear you, so I didn't know the strat."}, {"start": 14657.48, "end": 14660.48, "text": " You don't have to hear me. You have to use your brain."}, {"start": 14660.48, "end": 14661.48, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 14661.48, "end": 14663.48, "text": " I don't have a brain."}, {"start": 14663.48, "end": 14665.48, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 14665.48, "end": 14668.48, "text": " One, two, three."}, {"start": 14674.48, "end": 14676.48, "text": " Wait, we have to make space."}, {"start": 14706.48, "end": 14708.48, "text": " I'm not gonna beat him."}, {"start": 14715.279999999999, "end": 14715.779999999999, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14716.48, "end": 14717.68, "text": " Again, what did you say?"}, {"start": 14717.98, "end": 14719.279999999999, "text": " But this time don't suck dick."}, {"start": 14719.48, "end": 14720.279999999999, "text": " One, two..."}, {"start": 14721.68, "end": 14722.68, "text": " Impossible."}, {"start": 14723.779999999999, "end": 14724.48, "text": " One lock!"}, {"start": 14725.08, "end": 14725.779999999999, "text": " Fuck me!"}, {"start": 14725.779999999999, "end": 14726.48, "text": " Fuck me!"}, {"start": 14729.779999999999, "end": 14731.779999999999, "text": " That's a real mental disability."}, {"start": 14734.68, "end": 14735.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14735.18, "end": 14741.78, "text": " focus focus I mean okay I know you should all right ready let's do this one"}, {"start": 14741.78, "end": 14745.26, "text": " two three"}, {"start": 14748.380000000001, "end": 14758.82, "text": " hey that's a team play I never pull out I don't when you say go I wait"}, {"start": 14788.82, "end": 14790.82, "text": " I can't turn around."}, {"start": 14790.82, "end": 14792.82, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 14792.82, "end": 14795.82, "text": " Hey! Hey, who is that?"}, {"start": 14795.82, "end": 14797.82, "text": " I was going?"}, {"start": 14797.82, "end": 14800.82, "text": " Okay. Stop second-beat now, go around."}, {"start": 14810.82, "end": 14812.82, "text": " Oh, my god, stop!"}, {"start": 14812.82, "end": 14814.82, "text": " What are you?"}, {"start": 14814.82, "end": 14816.82, "text": " Let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 14816.82, "end": 14818.82, "text": " I am"}, {"start": 14819.699999999999, "end": 14821.699999999999, "text": " He's passed"}, {"start": 14824.34, "end": 14826.34, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 14830.02, "end": 14832.02, "text": " Don't stand"}, {"start": 14832.82, "end": 14834.82, "text": " Okay, one"}, {"start": 14836.02, "end": 14838.02, "text": " Two"}, {"start": 14843.94, "end": 14845.94, "text": " Okay, line up"}, {"start": 14876.82, "end": 14880.82, "text": " One, two, three, go!"}, {"start": 14882.82, "end": 14886.82, "text": " I mean, what is this aim?"}, {"start": 14886.82, "end": 14888.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14888.82, "end": 14889.82, "text": " Again."}, {"start": 14889.82, "end": 14892.82, "text": " One, two, three, go!"}, {"start": 14892.82, "end": 14895.82, "text": " Yeah, that's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 14895.82, "end": 14897.82, "text": " See, I am good."}, {"start": 14897.82, "end": 14900.82, "text": " Okay, don't fall in now."}, {"start": 14900.82, "end": 14902.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14902.82, "end": 14906.42, "text": " I missed the pause. We need to cross it."}, {"start": 14906.42, "end": 14908.42, "text": " I'm falling. I'm falling. I'm..."}, {"start": 14909.619999999999, "end": 14910.42, "text": " Go! Drive off!"}, {"start": 14910.42, "end": 14912.02, "text": " No, don't fall! Don't fall!"}, {"start": 14912.02, "end": 14916.42, "text": " It's fine. It's fine. I fell here. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good enough. It's good enough."}, {"start": 14917.02, "end": 14919.42, "text": " You can make it to the checkpoint. It's fine."}, {"start": 14919.619999999999, "end": 14921.619999999999, "text": " I can make a different try."}, {"start": 14921.619999999999, "end": 14923.619999999999, "text": " Give us a piece of us."}, {"start": 14925.22, "end": 14927.22, "text": " Give us a piece of us!"}, {"start": 14927.220000000001, "end": 14929.220000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 14931.640000000001, "end": 14933.140000000001, "text": " Hey, don't stop!"}, {"start": 14933.800000000001, "end": 14934.800000000001, "text": " I'm here!"}, {"start": 14934.800000000001, "end": 14935.300000000001, "text": " Ha ha!"}, {"start": 14936.1, "end": 14938.6, "text": " This fucking anchor on the border of the lake is a little hard."}, {"start": 14938.6, "end": 14939.6, "text": " Left gate, you wanna go?"}, {"start": 14940.720000000001, "end": 14943.02, "text": " You have to jump here, just drive and jump."}, {"start": 14943.02, "end": 14944.140000000001, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 14944.140000000001, "end": 14946.140000000001, "text": " Okay, serious, get to the checkpoint."}, {"start": 14946.140000000001, "end": 14948.140000000001, "text": " I, I stand up."}, {"start": 14948.140000000001, "end": 14950.140000000001, "text": " I'm, I'm not."}, {"start": 14950.140000000001, "end": 14951.140000000001, "text": " You can do it."}, {"start": 14951.140000000001, "end": 14952.140000000001, "text": " I'm fully stuck."}, {"start": 14952.140000000001, "end": 14953.640000000001, "text": " I wanna hear that plane."}, {"start": 14953.64, "end": 14958.64, "text": " This fucking anchor on the bottom of the lake."}, {"start": 14958.64, "end": 14961.64, "text": " You are the anchor on the bottom of the lake."}, {"start": 14964.64, "end": 14966.64, "text": " I'm not sharing anything."}, {"start": 14966.64, "end": 14969.64, "text": " I am, I'm not the anchor. I'm a private security guard."}, {"start": 14969.64, "end": 14971.64, "text": " What's happening up there?"}, {"start": 14971.64, "end": 14972.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14972.64, "end": 14973.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14973.64, "end": 14975.64, "text": " I think we're holding you later."}, {"start": 14975.64, "end": 14979.64, "text": " Okay, one, two, three, go."}, {"start": 14979.64, "end": 14981.64, "text": " Okay, ready?"}, {"start": 14981.64, "end": 14983.64, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 14983.64, "end": 14985.64, "text": " One, two, three, go!"}, {"start": 14985.64, "end": 14987.64, "text": " what the hell is that?"}, {"start": 14989.64, "end": 14991.64, "text": " now, force them"}, {"start": 14998.64, "end": 14999.64, "text": " very slowly"}, {"start": 14999.64, "end": 15000.64, "text": " ok, ready?"}, {"start": 15000.64, "end": 15001.64, "text": " carefully"}, {"start": 15001.64, "end": 15002.64, "text": " ready?"}, {"start": 15003.64, "end": 15005.64, "text": " one, two, three, go!"}, {"start": 15009.64, "end": 15011.64, "text": " now don't block me"}, {"start": 15011.64, "end": 15020.18, "text": " okay all right here you go one okay wait for it wait for it you want to take"}, {"start": 15020.18, "end": 15022.18, "text": " There's no one, there's no one."}, {"start": 15031.18, "end": 15033.18, "text": " Just drive and jump."}, {"start": 15036.18, "end": 15037.18, "text": " I'll pull you."}, {"start": 15045.18, "end": 15046.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15046.18, "end": 15050.18, "text": " I'm... I've been put... I've been put!"}, {"start": 15050.18, "end": 15053.18, "text": " It's fine, it's fine."}, {"start": 15056.18, "end": 15059.18, "text": " Okay, three of the four is good enough."}, {"start": 15059.18, "end": 15060.18, "text": " Okay, how do you do this?"}, {"start": 15060.18, "end": 15062.18, "text": " How do we un-winch the guys?"}, {"start": 15062.18, "end": 15064.18, "text": " Because you're doing a full-wall spager."}, {"start": 15064.18, "end": 15066.18, "text": " No, no, we just go all at the same time, alright?"}, {"start": 15066.18, "end": 15070.18, "text": " One, two, three!"}, {"start": 15070.18, "end": 15088.18, "text": " I got it. I got the flag. I got the flag. I got the flag. Oh my god. I should."}, {"start": 15100.18, "end": 15102.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15109.300000000001, "end": 15111.300000000001, "text": " To be time"}, {"start": 15119.86, "end": 15121.86, "text": " It's right"}, {"start": 15126.220000000001, "end": 15128.220000000001, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 15160.18, "end": 15162.18, "text": " All right, we gotta reset"}, {"start": 15166.28, "end": 15172.52, "text": " The winch doesn't really work. I don't know why maybe it's only the player who's connected that can winch"}, {"start": 15175.300000000001, "end": 15177.300000000001, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 15179.5, "end": 15181.5, "text": " Let me"}, {"start": 15182.7, "end": 15185.58, "text": " I mean that's fine, but I gotta go second place"}, {"start": 15186.7, "end": 15188.7, "text": " which oh"}, {"start": 15188.7, "end": 15195.78, "text": " oh my god okay there's not happening we have to go in order we have to go in"}, {"start": 15195.78, "end": 15205.640000000001, "text": " order otherwise this so works all right go just focus on your driving what the"}, {"start": 15205.64, "end": 15232.16, "text": " fuck I wish it was lost it's not hard the hard part is not yet Tom okay okay how do"}, {"start": 15232.16, "end": 15241.76, "text": " you fail this this is the easy I wanted to take a short cut"}, {"start": 15251.96, "end": 15260.08, "text": " trust the process yeah well that was not me all right you have you have to go"}, {"start": 15260.08, "end": 15271.92, "text": " in order you have to go in order okay go in order in order in order oh my yeah"}, {"start": 15271.92, "end": 15277.92, "text": " what the fuck okay right now that was fine"}, {"start": 15280.16, "end": 15289.84, "text": " all right stop second date this is the drive never don't fall in okay that's"}, {"start": 15289.84, "end": 15301.8, "text": " amazing and don't look back that's when you fall never look back one at the time"}, {"start": 15301.8, "end": 15313.84, "text": " there so we yeah those shit one at the time very all right you can't do it you"}, {"start": 15313.84, "end": 15330.84, "text": " the time I should have walked in. Oh my. Don't pull him. Yeah, I know. Go, go, go."}, {"start": 15330.84, "end": 15332.84, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 15332.84, "end": 15334.84, "text": " I'm pushing through the limit."}, {"start": 15334.84, "end": 15336.84, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 15336.84, "end": 15338.84, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 15338.84, "end": 15340.84, "text": " Hard left. Hard left."}, {"start": 15340.84, "end": 15342.84, "text": " Okay, I'll do that real quick."}, {"start": 15342.84, "end": 15344.84, "text": " They have more mobs now, buddy."}, {"start": 15348.84, "end": 15350.84, "text": " That was a fun game."}, {"start": 15350.84, "end": 15352.84, "text": " Alright. Don't push me."}, {"start": 15352.84, "end": 15354.84, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 15354.84, "end": 15356.84, "text": " I'm trying. I'm trying."}, {"start": 15356.84, "end": 15358.84, "text": " I'm falling. I am falling."}, {"start": 15358.84, "end": 15363.880000000001, "text": " All right, I'm falling all right. It's fine. I got a flight. I got it"}, {"start": 15366.92, "end": 15368.92, "text": " Okay, that's cheating"}, {"start": 15377.28, "end": 15379.28, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 15382.92, "end": 15386.64, "text": " This is gonna be easy easy easy clap"}, {"start": 15388.84, "end": 15390.84, "text": " I go"}, {"start": 15391.36, "end": 15393.36, "text": " What he says"}, {"start": 15395.28, "end": 15397.28, "text": " They really launch you don't they"}, {"start": 15402.24, "end": 15404.24, "text": " Oh, that's true"}, {"start": 15405.4, "end": 15409.48, "text": " Yeah, but this before wood forces happening at the same time. It's just like"}, {"start": 15411.52, "end": 15415.12, "text": " Okay, I'm going like the guy getting the record"}, {"start": 15418.84, "end": 15420.84, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 15426.12, "end": 15431.34, "text": " Okay, so this is what we're gonna do we gotta do two and then we count down and then we drive"}, {"start": 15435.92, "end": 15442.44, "text": " My god, okay, so me and Wesker have to go on the first one and then we wait and then the one drive and then we"}, {"start": 15448.84, "end": 15453.04, "text": " Okay, I get this is a good strategy. Okay"}, {"start": 15460.64, "end": 15466.52, "text": " I'm falling. Okay. That was I know somebody that was somebody those are me. Okay"}, {"start": 15470.92, "end": 15472.92, "text": " Sorry, I have to go fast"}, {"start": 15478.84, "end": 15486.84, "text": " Okay, I'm creating space. I'm creating space. Okay, wait, wait now. Oh my god."}, {"start": 15491.84, "end": 15494.84, "text": " Well, there's barely any space between these two cameras."}, {"start": 15494.84, "end": 15495.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15498.84, "end": 15501.84, "text": " Okay, when you drive, I'm gonna drive too. Now."}, {"start": 15501.84, "end": 15507.84, "text": " So, okay, so we..."}, {"start": 15507.84, "end": 15510.84, "text": " No counting, this is now and goes."}, {"start": 15510.84, "end": 15511.84, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 15511.84, "end": 15515.84, "text": " Okay, every time I say go, everyone drives one hammer, okay?"}, {"start": 15515.84, "end": 15516.84, "text": " I start."}, {"start": 15516.84, "end": 15518.84, "text": " One, two, three, go!"}, {"start": 15518.84, "end": 15523.84, "text": " One, two, three, go!"}, {"start": 15523.84, "end": 15526.84, "text": " One, two, three, go!"}, {"start": 15526.84, "end": 15528.84, "text": " This will not work."}, {"start": 15528.84, "end": 15530.84, "text": " Yeah, this will not work."}, {"start": 15530.84, "end": 15541.72, "text": " one two three go one two three go okay i'm gonna say it now one two three go one two three"}, {"start": 15542.28, "end": 15542.68, "text": " hey"}, {"start": 15546.2, "end": 15551.8, "text": " hey you have to be your countdown is inconsistent yes it is inconsistent because your inconsistent"}, {"start": 15551.800000000001, "end": 15553.800000000001, "text": " So I have to match it."}, {"start": 15554.800000000001, "end": 15556.800000000001, "text": " You start counting the first one and then we all go."}, {"start": 15556.800000000001, "end": 15558.800000000001, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 15558.800000000001, "end": 15560.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 15560.800000000001, "end": 15563.800000000001, "text": " One at a time."}, {"start": 15563.800000000001, "end": 15565.800000000001, "text": " Let's go. Go."}, {"start": 15565.800000000001, "end": 15567.800000000001, "text": " Wait, where are you? I'm stuck."}, {"start": 15568.800000000001, "end": 15570.800000000001, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 15570.800000000001, "end": 15572.800000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15572.800000000001, "end": 15573.800000000001, "text": " I'm stuck."}, {"start": 15573.800000000001, "end": 15575.800000000001, "text": " Why don't you go?"}, {"start": 15575.800000000001, "end": 15577.800000000001, "text": " Because I'm stuck."}, {"start": 15577.800000000001, "end": 15581.300000000001, "text": " Okay, when you start driving, I drive."}, {"start": 15588.300000000001, "end": 15597.300000000001, "text": " Okay, so whenever the person behind you starts driving, you start driving, alright?"}, {"start": 15597.800000000001, "end": 15604.800000000001, "text": " So I start now, and once I am here, you can drive whenever you want, and I will drive whenever you drive."}, {"start": 15604.800000000001, "end": 15607.800000000001, "text": " It is hard enough not to resolve that"}, {"start": 15610.800000000001, "end": 15612.800000000001, "text": " Okay, it's not hard"}, {"start": 15614.800000000001, "end": 15617.800000000001, "text": " It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine"}, {"start": 15617.800000000001, "end": 15620.800000000001, "text": " As long as you all make it, it's fine"}, {"start": 15625.800000000001, "end": 15627.800000000001, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 15627.800000000001, "end": 15629.800000000001, "text": " Are you fucking greedy or what?"}, {"start": 15630.800000000001, "end": 15632.800000000001, "text": " I thought you said you were on the build"}, {"start": 15632.800000000001, "end": 15633.800000000001, "text": " I was stuck"}, {"start": 15634.800000000001, "end": 15639.12, "text": " Okay, I was anchored go"}, {"start": 15647.6, "end": 15652.000000000002, "text": " Yeah, you say that but then you fall with nothing in the way only to you"}, {"start": 15652.0, "end": 15666.52, "text": " do you make it okay just don't suck dick just drive like it's falling guys okay"}, {"start": 15666.52, "end": 15674.4, "text": " just go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go back never look back"}, {"start": 15674.4, "end": 15681.04, "text": " that's how you fall go go go go go go go I never look back I never look back"}, {"start": 15682.0, "end": 15691.84, "text": " I'm going I'm going flying inside boom nice oh you guys didn't die that's crazy"}, {"start": 15691.84, "end": 15699.44, "text": " okay let's go let's go let's go go go one oh fuck I'm being pulled into your"}, {"start": 15699.44, "end": 15708.4, "text": " asshole oh my god just fall guys it's fall guys it's fall guys it's fucking"}, {"start": 15708.4, "end": 15712.4, "text": " Oh guys! Oh boy the flag was right there!"}, {"start": 15714.4, "end": 15716.4, "text": " Maybe we should go..."}, {"start": 15721.4, "end": 15722.4, "text": " Hey stop!"}, {"start": 15723.4, "end": 15725.4, "text": " You don't have to tell me."}, {"start": 15728.4, "end": 15733.4, "text": " Oh fuck, it's fine, it's fine. Just get the flag, the flag is right there."}, {"start": 15734.4, "end": 15737.4, "text": " The flag is right there guys."}, {"start": 15738.4, "end": 15740.4, "text": " it took a flag"}, {"start": 15743.14, "end": 15745.14, "text": " alright, bumpy road ahead"}, {"start": 15748.74, "end": 15750.74, "text": " i got the flag"}, {"start": 15755.16, "end": 15757.16, "text": " let's go, go, go, go, go"}, {"start": 15757.66, "end": 15759.66, "text": " go, go, go, go, go"}, {"start": 15759.66, "end": 15761.66, "text": " go, get it"}, {"start": 15764.4, "end": 15766.4, "text": " it tends to happen when you stay off the road"}, {"start": 15768.4, "end": 15772.4, "text": " This is all over the earth road."}, {"start": 15777.4, "end": 15781.4, "text": " There's dunce like dick."}, {"start": 15787.4, "end": 15791.4, "text": " So your mother said lost in it. Let's go."}, {"start": 15794.4, "end": 15797.4, "text": " Yeah, just keep going."}, {"start": 15798.4, "end": 15801.4, "text": " I couldn't, I was being fooled"}, {"start": 15804.4, "end": 15806.4, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15811.4, "end": 15813.4, "text": " Just drive, look"}, {"start": 15813.4, "end": 15815.4, "text": " Okay, just drive"}, {"start": 15815.4, "end": 15817.4, "text": " Yeah, just drive, just drive"}, {"start": 15817.4, "end": 15819.4, "text": " Just drive"}, {"start": 15828.4, "end": 15830.4, "text": " They made it."}, {"start": 15834.4, "end": 15836.4, "text": " I got him."}, {"start": 15836.4, "end": 15837.4, "text": " You got him?"}, {"start": 15837.4, "end": 15838.4, "text": " I'm looking for him."}, {"start": 15838.4, "end": 15839.4, "text": " I'm looking for him."}, {"start": 15839.4, "end": 15840.4, "text": " I'm here to this retort."}, {"start": 15840.4, "end": 15841.4, "text": " Don't leave me."}, {"start": 15845.4, "end": 15846.4, "text": " Fucking shit."}, {"start": 15850.4, "end": 15851.4, "text": " Left!"}, {"start": 15851.4, "end": 15861.64, "text": " I feel like maybe we should be using the machine mechanics."}, {"start": 15861.64, "end": 15862.64, "text": " The what?"}, {"start": 15862.64, "end": 15863.64, "text": " Nice bikes."}, {"start": 15863.64, "end": 15864.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15864.64, "end": 15865.64, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 15865.64, "end": 15866.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 15866.64, "end": 15869.84, "text": " Oh, I'm wincing myself right now."}, {"start": 15869.84, "end": 15871.84, "text": " If you look at someone you can win."}, {"start": 15871.84, "end": 15872.84, "text": " Oh yeah, it works."}, {"start": 15872.84, "end": 15873.84, "text": " It works."}, {"start": 15873.84, "end": 15874.84, "text": " You have to look at them."}, {"start": 15874.84, "end": 15875.84, "text": " They're just wasting."}, {"start": 15875.84, "end": 15876.84, "text": " Ah, fucking nice."}, {"start": 15876.84, "end": 15877.84, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 15877.84, "end": 15878.84, "text": " We wincing."}, {"start": 15878.84, "end": 15884.84, "text": " it's fine we wincing"}, {"start": 15888.84, "end": 15891.84, "text": " okay you can wince"}, {"start": 15897.84, "end": 15900.84, "text": " alright we wincing"}, {"start": 15908.84, "end": 15929.4, "text": " I can't see the camera was fucked. Ok, stop second, just go."}, {"start": 15989.4, "end": 15991.4, "text": " Your son just like your mother"}, {"start": 15997.92, "end": 16007.26, "text": " What I wasn't even in most of the cells go go on the shame go on the catapult go on catapult go on catapult"}, {"start": 16010.88, "end": 16012.88, "text": " Go on catapult"}, {"start": 16014.98, "end": 16018.64, "text": " Okay, I'm a I'm a I'm going to catapult here we go"}, {"start": 16019.4, "end": 16024.4, "text": " I think it didn't work."}, {"start": 16024.4, "end": 16029.4, "text": " Hey, we're so close."}, {"start": 16029.4, "end": 16032.4, "text": " Okay, pull it up. Get up, get up."}, {"start": 16032.4, "end": 16035.4, "text": " And open the line."}, {"start": 16035.4, "end": 16039.4, "text": " I'm trying to anchor the good one."}, {"start": 16039.4, "end": 16042.4, "text": " I'm going to the next."}, {"start": 16042.4, "end": 16054.4, "text": " My favorite thing is war, alright."}, {"start": 16054.4, "end": 16060.4, "text": " Oh my god, it's fine."}, {"start": 16060.4, "end": 16064.4, "text": " It's a bit of a pinching piece, man."}, {"start": 16064.4, "end": 16066.4, "text": " There, there, A-Bot."}, {"start": 16066.4, "end": 16068.4, "text": " Now we just go."}, {"start": 16068.4, "end": 16070.4, "text": " Okay, just go."}, {"start": 16070.4, "end": 16072.4, "text": " Don't stop! Don't stop!"}, {"start": 16076.4, "end": 16077.4, "text": " Don't stop!"}, {"start": 16077.4, "end": 16079.4, "text": " If you don't, spend on the spike!"}, {"start": 16086.4, "end": 16087.4, "text": " Tell them all!"}, {"start": 16087.4, "end": 16089.4, "text": " Out there! What do I press?"}, {"start": 16089.4, "end": 16091.4, "text": " Alright, I will left click!"}, {"start": 16093.4, "end": 16094.4, "text": " Hold, hold!"}, {"start": 16097.4, "end": 16099.4, "text": " At least, I'm not sure."}, {"start": 16100.4, "end": 16115.9, "text": " This is the winch, this is the winch."}, {"start": 16115.9, "end": 16122.24, "text": " Look at me, I'm right-lipped and left-lipped at the same time."}, {"start": 16122.24, "end": 16123.24, "text": " Look at me!"}, {"start": 16123.24, "end": 16124.24, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16124.24, "end": 16125.24, "text": " What the fuck!"}, {"start": 16125.24, "end": 16128.24, "text": " What the fuck!"}, {"start": 16130.24, "end": 16132.24, "text": " Why are you here then?"}, {"start": 16140.24, "end": 16143.24, "text": " Okay, go, go!"}, {"start": 16149.24, "end": 16151.24, "text": " Okay, we wait for the first wave."}, {"start": 16151.24, "end": 16153.24, "text": " Wait for the next wave for this one."}, {"start": 16153.24, "end": 16155.24, "text": " wave"}, {"start": 16156.24, "end": 16159.24, "text": " actually it's coming"}, {"start": 16162.24, "end": 16164.24, "text": " RIMS! RIMS on us!"}, {"start": 16167.24, "end": 16169.24, "text": " it's main thing season"}, {"start": 16169.24, "end": 16171.24, "text": " and then hold the fucking buttons"}, {"start": 16171.24, "end": 16173.24, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 16177.24, "end": 16181.24, "text": " yeah well now we're all down so I don't think this is going to work"}, {"start": 16181.24, "end": 16186.24, "text": " Okay, wait for this. Go."}, {"start": 16186.24, "end": 16190.24, "text": " Oh, I'm dead."}, {"start": 16190.24, "end": 16193.24, "text": " I'm out of sight, I'm out of sight. Watch that, fuck."}, {"start": 16196.24, "end": 16198.24, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 16200.24, "end": 16204.24, "text": " Okay, wait for the first wave and then go!"}, {"start": 16204.24, "end": 16207.24, "text": " Is this fucking me? It's not even funny."}, {"start": 16207.24, "end": 16211.24, "text": " First wave and go! Oh we're so good!"}, {"start": 16211.24, "end": 16215.24, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, pull me back, pull me back, see what happens."}, {"start": 16215.24, "end": 16219.24, "text": " Pull me back."}, {"start": 16219.24, "end": 16223.24, "text": " Yeah, reach me down into hell."}, {"start": 16223.24, "end": 16227.24, "text": " Flap, flap, flap."}, {"start": 16227.24, "end": 16231.24, "text": " Where is he going?"}, {"start": 16231.24, "end": 16235.24, "text": " Okay, wait for one wave and then we'll go."}, {"start": 16235.24, "end": 16238.24, "text": " I don't think he's going for the checkpoint at least."}, {"start": 16246.24, "end": 16249.24, "text": " Okay, we can win this, people up, go."}, {"start": 16252.24, "end": 16253.24, "text": " Wincing?"}, {"start": 16254.24, "end": 16258.24, "text": " Yeah, wincing me down? Good, keep wincing me down."}, {"start": 16260.24, "end": 16264.24, "text": " I just need to figure out how to win this."}, {"start": 16265.24, "end": 16272.24, "text": " Okay, two at a time. After this wave, name us and go, and then you wait, and then you go."}, {"start": 16272.24, "end": 16275.24, "text": " I'm collected by a rope."}, {"start": 16275.24, "end": 16277.24, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 16277.24, "end": 16279.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16279.24, "end": 16282.24, "text": " You see that's the mechanic of the game, where you collect it by a rope."}, {"start": 16282.24, "end": 16286.24, "text": " Yes, that's what I said. You wait after we go, too."}, {"start": 16286.24, "end": 16288.24, "text": " The rope gets fresh."}, {"start": 16295.24, "end": 16300.24, "text": " I think we'll just end it. We'll just go."}, {"start": 16300.24, "end": 16303.24, "text": " Yes, team."}, {"start": 16303.24, "end": 16309.24, "text": " I don't know how I keep getting stuck so now, when I'm driving."}, {"start": 16309.24, "end": 16311.24, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 16311.24, "end": 16316.24, "text": " I'm just down to my limit."}, {"start": 16316.24, "end": 16319.24, "text": " Okay, wait for the first one."}, {"start": 16319.24, "end": 16323.24, "text": " No, and now you two wait for the next wave."}, {"start": 16323.24, "end": 16325.24, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 16325.24, "end": 16327.24, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 16327.24, "end": 16329.24, "text": " that's just"}, {"start": 16333.24, "end": 16335.24, "text": " um"}, {"start": 16335.24, "end": 16337.24, "text": " am I"}, {"start": 16337.24, "end": 16339.24, "text": " you can only rinse"}, {"start": 16339.24, "end": 16341.24, "text": " on the one that you are connected to"}, {"start": 16345.24, "end": 16347.24, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 16347.24, "end": 16349.24, "text": " that's fine"}, {"start": 16349.24, "end": 16351.24, "text": " you see"}, {"start": 16351.24, "end": 16353.24, "text": " How did you do that?"}, {"start": 16353.24, "end": 16355.24, "text": " I was going to do that."}, {"start": 16359.24, "end": 16361.24, "text": " Yeah, winch me down."}, {"start": 16361.24, "end": 16363.24, "text": " Okay, race, race, race, race, go."}, {"start": 16363.24, "end": 16365.24, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 16365.24, "end": 16367.24, "text": " Go. All the way, all the way."}, {"start": 16367.24, "end": 16369.24, "text": " Don't even stop, don't even stop for a second."}, {"start": 16369.24, "end": 16371.24, "text": " It's literally..."}, {"start": 16373.24, "end": 16375.24, "text": " Oh, nothing."}, {"start": 16375.24, "end": 16377.24, "text": " Okay, you have to just go."}, {"start": 16377.24, "end": 16379.24, "text": " Yeah, just go, just go."}, {"start": 16379.24, "end": 16381.24, "text": " Don't suck"}, {"start": 16381.24, "end": 16382.24, "text": " Just go"}, {"start": 16382.24, "end": 16383.24, "text": " Ok, got it"}, {"start": 16383.24, "end": 16384.239999999998, "text": " Let's go, gang"}, {"start": 16385.239999999998, "end": 16386.239999999998, "text": " Alright, all good, all good"}, {"start": 16386.239999999998, "end": 16388.239999999998, "text": " Alright, let's go, let's go"}, {"start": 16388.239999999998, "end": 16389.239999999998, "text": " Keep going, keep going"}, {"start": 16392.239999999998, "end": 16394.239999999998, "text": " I'm being pulled into your mother's asshole"}, {"start": 16399.239999999998, "end": 16401.239999999998, "text": " Ok, I'm wincing you now"}, {"start": 16401.239999999998, "end": 16403.239999999998, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes"}, {"start": 16403.239999999998, "end": 16407.239999999998, "text": " What's the difference between my push and me and your push?"}, {"start": 16407.24, "end": 16412.24, "text": " Well when you do it I fucking fall down into the abyss I mean."}, {"start": 16414.24, "end": 16415.24, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 16431.24, "end": 16434.24, "text": " He's back, he's coming last on us, let's go!"}, {"start": 16437.24, "end": 16439.24, "text": " And then he got smitten."}, {"start": 16439.24, "end": 16441.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 16441.24, "end": 16443.24, "text": " We're shouting this one, man."}, {"start": 16446.24, "end": 16447.24, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 16451.24, "end": 16453.24, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 16453.24, "end": 16455.24, "text": " Why are you unstuck here?"}, {"start": 16455.24, "end": 16457.24, "text": " I'm driving."}, {"start": 16457.24, "end": 16459.24, "text": " I'm driving."}, {"start": 16459.24, "end": 16461.24, "text": " Okay, we can winch here without problem."}, {"start": 16461.24, "end": 16463.24, "text": " Just winch him up."}, {"start": 16463.24, "end": 16466.24, "text": " Not you."}, {"start": 16466.24, "end": 16469.24, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 16469.24, "end": 16470.24, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16470.24, "end": 16472.24, "text": " Okay just drive."}, {"start": 16472.24, "end": 16473.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16473.24, "end": 16475.24, "text": " Okay, I know."}, {"start": 16475.24, "end": 16478.24, "text": " I'm pulling you up now."}, {"start": 16478.24, "end": 16482.24, "text": " You're fucking pulling me down."}, {"start": 16482.24, "end": 16485.24, "text": " Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive."}, {"start": 16485.24, "end": 16486.24, "text": " Keep driving."}, {"start": 16486.24, "end": 16487.24, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 16487.24, "end": 16492.24, "text": " I think we still have a choice."}, {"start": 16492.24, "end": 16494.24, "text": " I'm retarded, retarded?"}, {"start": 16494.24, "end": 16496.24, "text": " Yes, yes"}, {"start": 16513.24, "end": 16517.24, "text": " I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going"}, {"start": 16517.24, "end": 16519.24, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait"}, {"start": 16519.24, "end": 16521.24, "text": " I have to go"}, {"start": 16522.24, "end": 16524.24, "text": " I'm gonna kiss your ass"}, {"start": 16524.24, "end": 16525.24, "text": " Who is not..."}, {"start": 16526.24, "end": 16527.24, "text": " Who's not here?"}, {"start": 16529.24, "end": 16530.24, "text": " Jump, jump!"}, {"start": 16530.24, "end": 16533.24, "text": " Just press spacebar and wiggle out of it"}, {"start": 16533.24, "end": 16535.24, "text": " And you, and you winch him up"}, {"start": 16540.24, "end": 16541.24, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 16542.24, "end": 16543.24, "text": " I actually don't know"}, {"start": 16544.24, "end": 16546.24, "text": " I don't have, I don't have momentum"}, {"start": 16547.24, "end": 16548.24, "text": " I have no speed"}, {"start": 16549.24, "end": 16550.24, "text": " Okay now"}, {"start": 16580.24, "end": 16586.480000000003, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 16586.480000000003, "end": 16591.72, "text": " Whish me!"}, {"start": 16591.72, "end": 16592.72, "text": " I call..."}, {"start": 16592.72, "end": 16593.72, "text": " Salvatigable."}, {"start": 16593.72, "end": 16594.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16594.72, "end": 16599.440000000002, "text": " Okay, just drive without second."}, {"start": 16599.440000000002, "end": 16601.600000000002, "text": " Ah, okay, never."}, {"start": 16601.600000000002, "end": 16603.440000000002, "text": " Oh, shit really?"}, {"start": 16603.440000000002, "end": 16604.440000000002, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 16604.440000000002, "end": 16605.440000000002, "text": " You see?"}, {"start": 16605.440000000002, "end": 16606.440000000002, "text": " I'm not second."}, {"start": 16606.440000000002, "end": 16607.440000000002, "text": " That is perfect."}, {"start": 16607.440000000002, "end": 16610.04, "text": " I'm fucking- I'm fucking- I'm fucking-"}, {"start": 16610.04, "end": 16613.04, "text": " I told you! I told you these were honest!"}, {"start": 16619.04, "end": 16621.04, "text": " What's your supposed to go first?"}, {"start": 16621.04, "end": 16622.04, "text": " Second."}, {"start": 16622.04, "end": 16623.04, "text": " Why do you want to go first?"}, {"start": 16623.04, "end": 16625.04, "text": " Well, how do I all but go first?"}, {"start": 16625.04, "end": 16627.04, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16628.04, "end": 16629.04, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 16629.04, "end": 16631.04, "text": " You probably should see a second."}, {"start": 16631.04, "end": 16632.04, "text": " No, no, no, I'm fine, look."}, {"start": 16632.04, "end": 16635.04, "text": " I'm just showing you how to unshapen clearly."}, {"start": 16635.04, "end": 16638.04, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 16638.04, "end": 16640.04, "text": " You see, I'm here, I'm chillin'"}, {"start": 16651.04, "end": 16652.04, "text": " You have to jump"}, {"start": 16653.04, "end": 16655.04, "text": " I'm going, I'm going, there's a flag somewhere"}, {"start": 16656.04, "end": 16658.04, "text": " Wait, what the fuck, where's the flag? This is crazy"}, {"start": 16660.04, "end": 16661.04, "text": " I'm pulling it up"}, {"start": 16662.04, "end": 16663.04, "text": " Where the fuck are you?"}, {"start": 16668.04, "end": 16679.04, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 16679.04, "end": 16682.04, "text": " Wesker you have to winch."}, {"start": 16682.04, "end": 16686.04, "text": " I don't understand how it works."}, {"start": 16686.04, "end": 16688.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16688.04, "end": 16689.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16689.04, "end": 16690.04, "text": " Are you up?"}, {"start": 16690.04, "end": 16691.04, "text": " Yeah, he's up."}, {"start": 16691.04, "end": 16693.04, "text": " Now you winch them."}, {"start": 16693.04, "end": 16695.04, "text": " Why stop!"}, {"start": 16704.04, "end": 16707.04, "text": " So I can learn to get myself light up again."}, {"start": 16710.04, "end": 16714.04, "text": " You have to help me win, or..."}, {"start": 16720.04, "end": 16722.04, "text": " I don't understand, where are we going though?"}, {"start": 16723.04, "end": 16724.04, "text": " i am"}, {"start": 16724.04, "end": 16726.04, "text": " what am i supposed to do"}, {"start": 16726.04, "end": 16729.04, "text": " i can't get up"}, {"start": 16729.04, "end": 16731.04, "text": " i am"}, {"start": 16731.04, "end": 16733.04, "text": " i'm so confused"}, {"start": 16733.04, "end": 16735.04, "text": " i'm so confused"}, {"start": 16735.04, "end": 16737.04, "text": " where are we supposed to go"}, {"start": 16737.04, "end": 16739.04, "text": " here"}, {"start": 16739.04, "end": 16742.04, "text": " no way we can drive up this wall"}, {"start": 16742.04, "end": 16745.04, "text": " oh, the bridge will move when you guys come in"}, {"start": 16745.04, "end": 16747.04, "text": " i guess"}, {"start": 16747.04, "end": 16750.04, "text": " okay, you gotta winch them up"}, {"start": 16750.04, "end": 16751.04, "text": " it's not so hard"}, {"start": 16751.04, "end": 16755.780000000002, "text": " the front upwards ok you have to have your wheels front wheels up the hill"}, {"start": 16755.780000000002, "end": 16762.280000000002, "text": " you have to drive with the winch up the hill otherwise it won't work like"}, {"start": 16762.280000000002, "end": 16765.72, "text": " backwards no forward"}, {"start": 16765.72, "end": 16767.72, "text": " I'm trying."}, {"start": 16773.16, "end": 16778.0, "text": " There's one way to do this. If Wesker hops in the other side."}, {"start": 16784.760000000002, "end": 16786.760000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 16788.0, "end": 16791.2, "text": " Now what? Now you do the same thing for the last retard."}, {"start": 16791.2, "end": 16798.2, "text": " I better return to the airspace for some people"}, {"start": 16798.2, "end": 16800.2, "text": " ok, for support"}, {"start": 16800.2, "end": 16804.2, "text": " you're on the head TV, you can ask for support"}, {"start": 16804.2, "end": 16807.2, "text": " get him up"}, {"start": 16807.2, "end": 16809.2, "text": " I am holding the winch"}, {"start": 16809.2, "end": 16811.2, "text": " ok now, everyone get on this"}, {"start": 16811.2, "end": 16813.2, "text": " everyone get on this thing"}, {"start": 16813.2, "end": 16814.2, "text": " and stay here"}, {"start": 16814.2, "end": 16816.2, "text": " alright, here we go"}, {"start": 16817.2, "end": 16819.2, "text": " hey, don't push me"}, {"start": 16819.2, "end": 16821.2, "text": " I kill a lot of them."}, {"start": 16821.2, "end": 16823.2, "text": " Alright, perfect."}, {"start": 16825.2, "end": 16828.2, "text": " Okay, yeah, do that. Just tackle."}, {"start": 16831.2, "end": 16833.2, "text": " I'm gladiators."}, {"start": 16836.2, "end": 16838.2, "text": " Okay, that was a..."}, {"start": 16839.2, "end": 16840.2, "text": " I'm..."}, {"start": 16841.2, "end": 16843.2, "text": " I'm penetrating for some?"}, {"start": 16843.2, "end": 16844.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16849.2, "end": 16854.2, "text": " One retard, two retards."}, {"start": 16854.2, "end": 16856.2, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 16856.2, "end": 16859.2, "text": " Just drive, look."}, {"start": 16859.2, "end": 16861.2, "text": " Just..."}, {"start": 16861.2, "end": 16863.2, "text": " Just drive, you guys."}, {"start": 16863.2, "end": 16867.2, "text": " What are the hipboxes on that shit?"}, {"start": 16867.2, "end": 16870.2, "text": " Just drive and just jump."}, {"start": 16870.2, "end": 16873.2, "text": " Like super mario."}, {"start": 16873.2, "end": 16876.2, "text": " Pipe's just jumping."}, {"start": 16876.2, "end": 16881.2, "text": " I don't know what to do with that, I have to live here."}, {"start": 16885.2, "end": 16886.2, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 16889.2, "end": 16890.2, "text": " Terry?"}, {"start": 16892.2, "end": 16893.2, "text": " Stay where?"}, {"start": 16896.2, "end": 16898.2, "text": " Should we make a try now or?"}, {"start": 16899.2, "end": 16901.2, "text": " Yeah, I'm the first, I'm the first."}, {"start": 16901.2, "end": 16902.2, "text": " Yeah, we'll try?"}, {"start": 16902.2, "end": 16903.2, "text": " Yeah, we'll try."}, {"start": 16903.2, "end": 16908.2, "text": " This is un-grewtable?"}, {"start": 16908.2, "end": 16913.2, "text": " Oh my god, that's a plane?"}, {"start": 16913.2, "end": 16915.2, "text": " A plane."}, {"start": 16915.2, "end": 16917.2, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 16917.2, "end": 16920.2, "text": " Just don't get hit."}, {"start": 16920.2, "end": 16922.2, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 16922.2, "end": 16924.2, "text": " That's the U."}, {"start": 16924.2, "end": 16927.2, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 16927.2, "end": 16930.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16930.2, "end": 16937.2, "text": " The hip-box is a little bit scattered, we have to wait a little bit further away."}, {"start": 16937.2, "end": 16942.2, "text": " What the fuck? How did that hit me?"}, {"start": 16942.2, "end": 16946.2, "text": " Okay, the hip-box is not fucked."}, {"start": 16946.2, "end": 16948.2, "text": " What did you do?"}, {"start": 16948.2, "end": 16951.2, "text": " The box is clearly broken."}, {"start": 16951.2, "end": 16954.2, "text": " Okay. Here I go. No!"}, {"start": 16954.2, "end": 16957.2, "text": " I see what's happening. I see what's happening."}, {"start": 16957.2, "end": 16962.2, "text": " There's a little slope here, so you have to be careful. Go, go, go!"}, {"start": 16968.2, "end": 16972.2, "text": " Okay, we just have to go in a row, alright? So..."}, {"start": 16974.2, "end": 16976.2, "text": " Go. And now go."}, {"start": 16980.2, "end": 16983.2, "text": " Yeah, you have to wait one cycle and then go."}, {"start": 16987.2, "end": 16989.2, "text": " I'm waiting for us to die over here."}, {"start": 16989.2, "end": 16991.2, "text": " I'm not the bicycle."}, {"start": 16995.2, "end": 16998.2, "text": " Okay, I'm on solid ground in a moment still at least."}, {"start": 17000.2, "end": 17003.2, "text": " I am, I am, I'm stuck."}, {"start": 17005.2, "end": 17007.2, "text": " I can win, so I can win, this is fine."}, {"start": 17014.2, "end": 17016.2, "text": " Yeah, are you coming?"}, {"start": 17017.2, "end": 17026.2, "text": " I am under the fight."}, {"start": 17026.2, "end": 17032.2, "text": " That's fine, I'm gonna make it."}, {"start": 17032.2, "end": 17041.2, "text": " I'm so close. Can you guys swing to my frontal direction?"}, {"start": 17041.2, "end": 17044.2, "text": " Okay, no more wincing, no more wincing."}, {"start": 17044.2, "end": 17047.5, "text": " I have to I can make it flag everyone stop whingeing I"}, {"start": 17050.66, "end": 17052.66, "text": " Can make it I can make it I can make it"}, {"start": 17054.54, "end": 17056.54, "text": " Okay, now winch me"}, {"start": 17058.3, "end": 17060.3, "text": " Okay, yeah, I got it"}, {"start": 17062.260000000002, "end": 17064.260000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 17104.2, "end": 17109.2, "text": " This is not the order of things. This is the reverse order."}, {"start": 17112.2, "end": 17113.2, "text": " Okay, order?"}, {"start": 17115.2, "end": 17116.2, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 17117.2, "end": 17118.2, "text": " I'm stuck."}, {"start": 17119.2, "end": 17120.2, "text": " How do you get the back?"}, {"start": 17126.2, "end": 17127.2, "text": " I fell off."}, {"start": 17127.2, "end": 17128.2, "text": " Yeah, I fell off."}, {"start": 17133.2, "end": 17134.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17135.2, "end": 17136.2, "text": " Who's restoring?"}, {"start": 17140.2, "end": 17141.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17151.2, "end": 17152.2, "text": " What are you planning?"}, {"start": 17152.2, "end": 17153.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17153.2, "end": 17154.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17154.2, "end": 17162.12, "text": " me first boom there we go second second was good ice"}, {"start": 17169.04, "end": 17177.0, "text": " bro let's drive around it's not into it little the easiest obstacle are"}, {"start": 17177.0, "end": 17179.0, "text": " every scene just to go"}, {"start": 17179.0, "end": 17181.0, "text": " just to follow you"}, {"start": 17184.0, "end": 17185.0, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 17185.0, "end": 17187.0, "text": " bro that is crazy"}, {"start": 17187.0, "end": 17189.0, "text": " that is crazy in the car"}, {"start": 17189.0, "end": 17191.0, "text": " i know you are lying"}, {"start": 17194.0, "end": 17196.0, "text": " jesus christ"}, {"start": 17196.0, "end": 17198.0, "text": " it was great TV"}, {"start": 17198.0, "end": 17200.0, "text": " yeah i am"}, {"start": 17201.0, "end": 17203.0, "text": " okay that is crazy"}, {"start": 17203.0, "end": 17205.0, "text": " slow and steady"}, {"start": 17235.0, "end": 17240.0, "text": " drive it's really just a drive"}, {"start": 17244.0, "end": 17248.0, "text": " I'm fine I'm chillin I'm chillin"}, {"start": 17251.0, "end": 17255.0, "text": " okay just just drive just drive"}, {"start": 17256.0, "end": 17259.0, "text": " yeah like that like that"}, {"start": 17259.0, "end": 17266.0, "text": " I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine."}, {"start": 17266.0, "end": 17270.0, "text": " Why do you get picked by that factory guy?"}, {"start": 17270.0, "end": 17273.0, "text": " I don't know, because his heatmores are so funny."}, {"start": 17273.0, "end": 17278.0, "text": " Right, let's just bomb."}, {"start": 17278.0, "end": 17280.0, "text": " You have to keep me here."}, {"start": 17280.0, "end": 17291.0, "text": " I am here by revoking Wesker's driving license."}, {"start": 17291.0, "end": 17293.0, "text": " This fucking..."}, {"start": 17293.0, "end": 17297.0, "text": " I'm not allowed on the road anymore."}, {"start": 17297.0, "end": 17302.0, "text": " Yeah, I don't have any fucking carousels on the road."}, {"start": 17302.0, "end": 17304.0, "text": " You have to take the bus now."}, {"start": 17304.0, "end": 17308.0, "text": " They called around about..."}, {"start": 17308.0, "end": 17311.0, "text": " I think you put this thing to help you, please, no more."}, {"start": 17313.0, "end": 17315.0, "text": " What the fuck are you doing back?"}, {"start": 17324.0, "end": 17325.0, "text": " Victory lap."}, {"start": 17325.0, "end": 17326.0, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 17329.0, "end": 17330.0, "text": " I'm just like a last."}, {"start": 17331.0, "end": 17332.0, "text": " Like a last."}, {"start": 17362.0, "end": 17366.0, "text": " I don't think Wings works in this..."}, {"start": 17366.0, "end": 17370.0, "text": " No, I don't think so either."}, {"start": 17370.0, "end": 17374.0, "text": " Yeah, maybe it works, very good. We just have to have the right swing here."}, {"start": 17379.0, "end": 17382.0, "text": " Yeah, the Wesker got this easy."}, {"start": 17382.0, "end": 17385.0, "text": " Let's go, Wesker."}, {"start": 17385.0, "end": 17388.0, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay!"}, {"start": 17388.0, "end": 17390.0, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 17390.0, "end": 17393.0, "text": " What the fuck man, I couldn't even hit him!"}, {"start": 17394.0, "end": 17397.0, "text": " Okay, back up like the wind up already."}, {"start": 17404.0, "end": 17407.0, "text": " I can't do anything anyway because of the wind up."}, {"start": 17411.0, "end": 17413.0, "text": " I'll see you in the sky, let's see."}, {"start": 17413.0, "end": 17415.0, "text": " Yeah, here's the respawn zone."}, {"start": 17415.0, "end": 17417.0, "text": " The money's getting us, Mark!"}, {"start": 17417.0, "end": 17419.0, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 17419.0, "end": 17421.0, "text": " Oh, now what?"}, {"start": 17421.0, "end": 17423.0, "text": " Now I just..."}, {"start": 17423.0, "end": 17425.0, "text": " You back up!"}, {"start": 17425.0, "end": 17427.0, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 17427.0, "end": 17429.0, "text": " He's like a Jogo."}, {"start": 17429.0, "end": 17431.0, "text": " He wants."}, {"start": 17431.0, "end": 17433.0, "text": " He's like a Jogo."}, {"start": 17433.0, "end": 17435.0, "text": " He wants."}, {"start": 17435.0, "end": 17437.0, "text": " He wants."}, {"start": 17437.0, "end": 17439.0, "text": " He wants."}, {"start": 17439.0, "end": 17441.0, "text": " He wants."}, {"start": 17441.0, "end": 17443.0, "text": " He wants."}, {"start": 17443.0, "end": 17445.0, "text": " He wants."}, {"start": 17445.0, "end": 17449.74, "text": " I'm falling I'm falling sorry"}, {"start": 17449.74, "end": 17454.74, "text": " yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"}, {"start": 17460.32, "end": 17462.8, "text": " f***ing s*** this w******"}, {"start": 17462.8, "end": 17464.8, "text": " what the F***"}, {"start": 17464.8, "end": 17466.76, "text": " it's fine"}, {"start": 17466.76, "end": 17469.76, "text": " f***ing"}, {"start": 17469.76, "end": 17471.76, "text": " f***"}, {"start": 17471.760000000002, "end": 17482.440000000002, "text": " I don't know what that is, it's baits."}, {"start": 17482.440000000002, "end": 17486.36, "text": " This is the one."}, {"start": 17486.36, "end": 17487.36, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 17487.36, "end": 17494.08, "text": " Okay, I will just have to go."}, {"start": 17494.08, "end": 17497.08, "text": " Just do it, just go."}, {"start": 17497.08, "end": 17499.08, "text": " They're not now!"}, {"start": 17503.08, "end": 17506.08, "text": " I may hit the workers wrong because they're GGs honestly."}, {"start": 17507.08, "end": 17509.08, "text": " Yes, don't get it wrong, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 17510.08, "end": 17512.08, "text": " Well, it's not like I can help."}, {"start": 17514.08, "end": 17517.08, "text": " Let's just get him pulled away by something spinning thing."}, {"start": 17519.08, "end": 17522.08, "text": " I'm keeping a small man from the spinning thing."}, {"start": 17527.08, "end": 17530.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17530.58, "end": 17533.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17533.58, "end": 17536.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17536.58, "end": 17538.58, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17538.58, "end": 17540.58, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 17540.58, "end": 17543.58, "text": " We can make this."}, {"start": 17543.58, "end": 17546.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17546.58, "end": 17548.58, "text": " Fuck sake."}, {"start": 17548.58, "end": 17551.58, "text": " This is endless."}, {"start": 17551.58, "end": 17553.58, "text": " Quick quick quick quick, don't move"}, {"start": 17553.58, "end": 17555.58, "text": " I'm uh..."}, {"start": 17555.58, "end": 17557.58, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 17557.58, "end": 17559.58, "text": " I'm still gonna shoot"}, {"start": 17559.58, "end": 17561.58, "text": " What's for you to do in those news?"}, {"start": 17561.58, "end": 17563.58, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 17565.58, "end": 17567.58, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 17567.58, "end": 17569.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17569.58, "end": 17571.58, "text": " Oh wow"}, {"start": 17571.58, "end": 17573.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17573.58, "end": 17575.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17575.58, "end": 17577.58, "text": " Awesome, please. I'm sorry to us."}, {"start": 17577.58, "end": 17579.58, "text": " I can't do it again"}, {"start": 17581.58, "end": 17583.58, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 17583.58, "end": 17585.58, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 17585.58, "end": 17587.58, "text": " Yeah, that was me."}, {"start": 17587.58, "end": 17589.58, "text": " That was false."}, {"start": 17589.58, "end": 17591.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17591.58, "end": 17593.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17593.58, "end": 17595.58, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 17595.58, "end": 17597.58, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 17597.58, "end": 17599.58, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 17599.58, "end": 17601.58, "text": " How do we get up there?"}, {"start": 17601.58, "end": 17603.58, "text": " There's a jump."}, {"start": 17603.58, "end": 17605.58, "text": " There's a jump at the end."}, {"start": 17605.58, "end": 17607.58, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 17607.58, "end": 17609.58, "text": " You have to jump at the end."}, {"start": 17609.58, "end": 17621.58, "text": " I'm fine, I'm chilling, just chill."}, {"start": 17621.58, "end": 17627.58, "text": " I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 17627.58, "end": 17636.58, "text": " Okay, you have to jump at the end of that pipe."}, {"start": 17636.58, "end": 17638.58, "text": " What's your full time with your save?"}, {"start": 17638.58, "end": 17639.58, "text": " I'm safe, gay."}, {"start": 17639.58, "end": 17641.58, "text": " Why am I with my save?"}, {"start": 17655.58, "end": 17657.58, "text": " Oh, sorry, my mate."}, {"start": 17661.58, "end": 17662.58, "text": " NOOOOO!"}, {"start": 17662.58, "end": 17664.58, "text": " Sideways."}, {"start": 17664.58, "end": 17675.58, "text": " are you ok? no I got allergies"}, {"start": 17675.58, "end": 17679.58, "text": " we are allergic to retaliation go"}, {"start": 17679.58, "end": 17681.100000000002, "text": " Fuck your life, son of a..."}, {"start": 17681.100000000002, "end": 17682.600000000002, "text": " Oh, my God..."}, {"start": 17685.08, "end": 17685.980000000003, "text": " You're fine?"}, {"start": 17685.980000000003, "end": 17686.68, "text": " Fine?"}, {"start": 17686.68, "end": 17687.34, "text": " No, I'm fine."}, {"start": 17687.34, "end": 17688.18, "text": " Yeah, I'm fine."}, {"start": 17689.58, "end": 17691.18, "text": " But I'm not really fine."}, {"start": 17694.68, "end": 17696.280000000002, "text": " What the hell is going on here?"}, {"start": 17696.280000000002, "end": 17697.88, "text": " Yeah, this is something."}, {"start": 17699.58, "end": 17700.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17703.980000000003, "end": 17705.480000000003, "text": " UGH!"}, {"start": 17705.48, "end": 17709.48, "text": " So we have to literally drive and turn once."}, {"start": 17709.48, "end": 17712.48, "text": " We know. Thank you, Lord."}, {"start": 17712.48, "end": 17714.48, "text": " We love you."}, {"start": 17714.48, "end": 17716.48, "text": " At least I will."}, {"start": 17716.48, "end": 17718.48, "text": " I will slow you down again."}, {"start": 17718.48, "end": 17721.48, "text": " Oh, fuck my life."}, {"start": 17722.48, "end": 17725.48, "text": " I want to fuck your life."}, {"start": 17725.48, "end": 17728.48, "text": " They are really fucking easy."}, {"start": 17728.48, "end": 17729.48, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 17729.48, "end": 17732.48, "text": " You just go one at a time."}, {"start": 17735.48, "end": 17738.48, "text": " You have to jump at the end of this pipe."}, {"start": 17741.48, "end": 17742.48, "text": " Oh, boy!"}, {"start": 17743.48, "end": 17745.48, "text": " Oh, you're going so fast!"}, {"start": 17751.48, "end": 17752.48, "text": " This is not the show."}, {"start": 17753.48, "end": 17755.48, "text": " No, absolutely not."}, {"start": 17757.48, "end": 17758.48, "text": " Wait, please."}, {"start": 17760.48, "end": 17762.48, "text": " Why are you pushing?"}, {"start": 17763.48, "end": 17764.48, "text": " I'm going backwards."}, {"start": 17765.48, "end": 17769.48, "text": " I love you in space."}, {"start": 17769.48, "end": 17773.48, "text": " That was not my fault."}, {"start": 17779.48, "end": 17783.48, "text": " Because we're stuck in this fucking end here, like..."}, {"start": 17785.48, "end": 17789.48, "text": " I've got unfortunate placement."}, {"start": 17792.48, "end": 17794.48, "text": " What the..."}, {"start": 17794.48, "end": 17796.48, "text": " It works as shi..."}, {"start": 17801.98, "end": 17802.98, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 17802.98, "end": 17804.98, "text": " I can do it again!"}, {"start": 17805.48, "end": 17808.98, "text": " Okay, mental renovation, how's it going back there?"}, {"start": 17810.98, "end": 17813.98, "text": " Yeah, I'm watching Western Violet."}, {"start": 17814.48, "end": 17817.98, "text": " Hey, well, you know what we said, I'm on the platform."}, {"start": 17818.98, "end": 17819.98, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 17824.48, "end": 17826.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17854.48, "end": 17856.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17884.48, "end": 17886.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17914.48, "end": 17916.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17944.48, "end": 17946.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17974.48, "end": 17976.48, "text": " You"}, {"start": 17999.84, "end": 18003.2, "text": " Jump at the end of the spine jump at the end"}, {"start": 18004.48, "end": 18009.48, "text": " Oh, it's fine."}, {"start": 18009.48, "end": 18013.48, "text": " Just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go."}, {"start": 18013.48, "end": 18014.48, "text": " What do you need to do?"}, {"start": 18014.48, "end": 18016.48, "text": " Don't save me, just go."}, {"start": 18022.48, "end": 18024.48, "text": " You can do it."}, {"start": 18027.48, "end": 18029.48, "text": " And the hip-hop's are fucked."}, {"start": 18094.48, "end": 18100.88, "text": " okay one two three go"}, {"start": 18100.88, "end": 18104.88, "text": " I think I need to go go go"}, {"start": 18104.88, "end": 18108.88, "text": " that's like my clothes"}, {"start": 18108.88, "end": 18112.88, "text": " oh fuck"}, {"start": 18112.88, "end": 18116.88, "text": " oh no no no no no no no"}, {"start": 18116.88, "end": 18120.88, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 18120.88, "end": 18148.88, "text": " I can't you lost cause oh I can do it"}, {"start": 18148.88, "end": 18150.88, "text": " don't win straight, don't win straight, don't win straight"}, {"start": 18166.88, "end": 18168.88, "text": " the box is still weird, that's fine"}, {"start": 18169.88, "end": 18170.88, "text": " ok, I guess I'll do it on"}, {"start": 18173.88, "end": 18175.88, "text": " did it jump or did it land like that?"}, {"start": 18175.88, "end": 18198.88, "text": " I can't drive any of them, no as soon as the spikes are gone down."}, {"start": 18198.88, "end": 18222.8, "text": " You have to jump, you have to jump earlier than you think."}, {"start": 18222.8, "end": 18225.960000000003, "text": " You have to jump before you think you have to jump."}, {"start": 18225.960000000003, "end": 18227.960000000003, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 18227.96, "end": 18229.96, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 18257.96, "end": 18259.96, "text": " I'm fine, I'm chillin'"}, {"start": 18259.96, "end": 18261.96, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 18261.96, "end": 18263.96, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 18263.96, "end": 18265.96, "text": " This fucking Paracels"}, {"start": 18265.96, "end": 18267.96, "text": " DOOM"}, {"start": 18267.96, "end": 18269.96, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 18269.96, "end": 18271.96, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 18271.96, "end": 18273.96, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 18273.96, "end": 18275.96, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 18275.96, "end": 18277.96, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 18277.96, "end": 18279.96, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 18279.96, "end": 18281.96, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 18283.96, "end": 18285.96, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 18285.96, "end": 18292.96, "text": " of doom"}, {"start": 18295.559999999998, "end": 18302.559999999998, "text": " i'm gonna bring anise and what the fuck is this one"}, {"start": 18303.44, "end": 18305.44, "text": " okay that was uh..."}, {"start": 18305.44, "end": 18307.92, "text": " totally stuck"}, {"start": 18307.92, "end": 18311.399999999998, "text": " i can't see anything"}, {"start": 18311.4, "end": 18313.4, "text": " I'm not so bad for you."}, {"start": 18313.4, "end": 18316.4, "text": " I get that."}, {"start": 18316.4, "end": 18319.4, "text": " I'm not so bad for you."}, {"start": 18319.4, "end": 18321.4, "text": " I would be trying to."}, {"start": 18321.4, "end": 18324.4, "text": " I'm trying because I have allergies."}, {"start": 18326.4, "end": 18328.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18328.4, "end": 18330.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18330.4, "end": 18332.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18332.4, "end": 18334.4, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 18334.4, "end": 18336.4, "text": " You either move or..."}, {"start": 18341.4, "end": 18343.4, "text": " I got it, you piece of crap."}, {"start": 18343.4, "end": 18346.4, "text": " I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine."}, {"start": 18346.4, "end": 18348.4, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 18348.4, "end": 18350.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18350.4, "end": 18351.4, "text": " You're a fool."}, {"start": 18351.4, "end": 18353.4, "text": " Ah, alright."}, {"start": 18353.4, "end": 18355.4, "text": " I'm fine. Let's go."}, {"start": 18355.4, "end": 18357.4, "text": " I'm..."}, {"start": 18359.4, "end": 18361.4, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 18361.4, "end": 18363.4, "text": " Ah, fuck me!"}, {"start": 18367.4, "end": 18369.4, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 18371.4, "end": 18371.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18372.600000000002, "end": 18375.4, "text": " I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine"}, {"start": 18381.9, "end": 18383.4, "text": " Okay, lock in"}, {"start": 18387.4, "end": 18389.4, "text": " Extreme super locking"}, {"start": 18396.4, "end": 18398.4, "text": " Alright, I locked in"}, {"start": 18401.4, "end": 18411.4, "text": " I'm sliding down on my way to the left."}, {"start": 18411.4, "end": 18414.4, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 18414.4, "end": 18417.4, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 18417.4, "end": 18419.4, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 18419.4, "end": 18421.4, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 18421.4, "end": 18423.4, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 18423.4, "end": 18425.4, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 18425.4, "end": 18427.4, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 18427.4, "end": 18429.4, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 18429.4, "end": 18431.4, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 18438.4, "end": 18440.4, "text": " wait"}, {"start": 18440.4, "end": 18442.4, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 18442.4, "end": 18444.4, "text": " it's just that I'm just"}, {"start": 18444.4, "end": 18446.4, "text": " using the wall or something"}, {"start": 18454.4, "end": 18456.4, "text": " you got a 7"}, {"start": 18456.4, "end": 18466.4, "text": " I got the most unfortunate position in the race."}, {"start": 18466.4, "end": 18476.4, "text": " No problem!"}, {"start": 18476.4, "end": 18481.4, "text": " Okay, good time for chill."}, {"start": 18481.4, "end": 18483.4, "text": " Sorry, I had to stay here."}, {"start": 18483.4, "end": 18485.4, "text": " I didn't slide the same drive."}, {"start": 18485.4, "end": 18487.4, "text": " Yeah, sorry, I was wondering."}, {"start": 18487.4, "end": 18489.4, "text": " Just one more try."}, {"start": 18489.4, "end": 18490.4, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 18490.4, "end": 18492.4, "text": " Just one more try."}, {"start": 18492.4, "end": 18494.4, "text": " This one's driving."}, {"start": 18494.4, "end": 18496.4, "text": " Whatever you're doing."}, {"start": 18496.4, "end": 18498.4, "text": " Just one more try."}, {"start": 18498.4, "end": 18499.4, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 18499.4, "end": 18501.4, "text": " Just one more try."}, {"start": 18501.4, "end": 18504.4, "text": " This one's driving."}, {"start": 18534.4, "end": 18536.4, "text": " Jump!"}, {"start": 18536.4, "end": 18538.4, "text": " Nope, I died!"}, {"start": 18541.4, "end": 18543.4, "text": " I can't mount my allergies."}, {"start": 18543.4, "end": 18546.4, "text": " I can't watch these fucking phones well."}, {"start": 18548.4, "end": 18550.4, "text": " Oh my god, man."}, {"start": 18552.4, "end": 18555.4, "text": " Fuck, I'm gonna have to get the fucking man out of this in a minute."}, {"start": 18558.4, "end": 18561.4, "text": " Uh, I can. I guess you're..."}, {"start": 18561.4, "end": 18566.52, "text": " My eyes and my nose is running. I have to fuck off."}, {"start": 18566.52, "end": 18568.52, "text": " I have to fuck off, Chad."}, {"start": 18568.52, "end": 18572.52, "text": " I'm busy. Alright, I'm out of here."}, {"start": 18572.52, "end": 18574.52, "text": " I'm out of here."}, {"start": 18574.52, "end": 18578.52, "text": " Grand Wizard Man, thank you. Go to the UGASH in the slowly."}, {"start": 18578.52, "end": 18580.52, "text": " I'll come back."}, {"start": 18580.52, "end": 18582.52, "text": " We're gonna be sports for today."}, {"start": 18582.52, "end": 18584.52, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 18584.52, "end": 18586.52, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 18586.52, "end": 18588.52, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 18588.52, "end": 18597.08, "text": " I'll see you tomorrow. I got a couple of showcases and stuff I think tomorrow. We'll see what's up."}, {"start": 18597.08, "end": 18600.12, "text": " I got a piece. Bye."}]}