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Robe was closed for about an hour.
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missions without getting interrupted by game breaking bugs. Thank you so much. Thank you
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person linked to a top secret u.s. nuclear research has disappeared without trace
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Monk ass now you're gonna disappear
I'm about to sneeze I'm sneezing
It's gone. I have... I have allergies. Spring allergies, alright. And it's not great. I'm
I am a defect human being.
I am defect.
Craftsons CEO asked Chedrick T for a corporate takeover strategy to block a payout tied to
a revenue target.
a payout tied to our revenue target block a payout tied okay so they met the
revenue target and they were gonna do a bonus payout as that when you're saying
I have a hard time reading these words like you wrote
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doesn't make a bell. Moonberry. That's a f***ing plant.
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are these...
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at least. I don't think I have this.
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Alright, well, good stuff. Thank you. Informative.
What do you think of cheaters and are they victims the whole parties the whole parties
Oh dear, what does that mean? English motherfucker, do you speak it?
Fragmata releasing soon Capcom game? Yeah I mean it didn't look that great from, or
It didn't look like my cup of tea, at least, from what we've seen on the showcases.
I don't know, maybe it's like a super great game and the reviews will be super amazing or something.
But I'm not looking forward to the game.
I want to sneeze but it's not sneezing, no I'm just out of it, up here.
I cry, I cry all the time.
Alright, we're just gonna see here, we got some linings I think.
What happened, Mark?
The evening, Mr. Force.
It's apparent that your weak constitution is due to your lack of sugar intake.
Your body will be too busy fighting the diabetes to care about allergies.
Also, wash your legs, you filthy hobo.
And with the power of trickle down.
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I'm just waiting for a mate.
Is that why your car's all smashed up and you're up on the grass at the moment or what?
Yeah.
Just waiting for a mate.
He's just going in there.
I'm just wondering how the collision with your car happened, mate.
What collision?
Well, the one that's got all your wheels and stuff twisted up and you're going from
Bumbleby's hand off, mate.
Well, I'm just waiting for a mate.
As I said, here's your mate.
Hey.
Who's your mate?
James.
Yeah, James who?
What?
How'd you get down here?
How'd you get down here?
Does it matter?
It kind of does, mate, because you've just been involved in an accident.
No.
What's your hat?
An what?
Yeah.
What kind of accident?
One with a kerb, mate.
The whole car's smashed up.
One with a kerb.
Can I see your license, please?
No.
No?
No.
Been drinking tonight?
No.
I'll get smell it on ya.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I'm not bothered.
That's fine, mate.
Your car's been involved in accident.
I believe you were in occupant of the car.
All right, mate.
All right, so what I'll get you to do,
because it's a little fact you don't want to show me your license,
get you scared of the car for me please.
Senior Constable Ash Bowden has found a young man in a damaged car.
It's run onto a garden in a car park,
but the driver reckons it's nothing out of the ordinary.
I'll be out of the car now.
the car now or get your license here make a decision well I don't have a
license I'm sitting here because I'm waiting for a mate and I understand why
six people standing around me because we're working mate you've had a car
crash no you're drunk and what yeah you are mate I can smell it all over you
So I'll be out of the car?
No, easy.
Come on.
If you don't want to tell me who you are or produce a license for,
you can come over this way to the police car.
The motorist continues to deny any association with alcohol.
But the evidence is everywhere.
Over this way, mate.
Don't push me around.
Come over this way, like I said, to the police car.
Nothing on me as I said before.
Come up this way. I want you to stand in front of the police car for me.
Don't go and push me around.
Just stand in mate, I'm not f***ing with the issue we got.
What about your arguments do you understand?
I have nothing on me.
But who owns the car?
I don't know.
Well what's your name? What's up with that?
James.
What's your last name James?
A suspected drunk driver has been lying to senior constable Ash Bowden.
But finally comes clean.
What's your last name?
My name is f***ing.
Look at your car mate, you've had an accident.
It's blatantly obvious.
I pulled it back because there was like 20 people around there before.
So you drove the car backwards, did you?
Oh, stop walking.
Focus on me, Clint.
You're under arrest, mate. Turn around.
What for?
Because I'm not happy with who you are.
Put your hands behind your back.
And I sit down here in the back of the police car, where you can have a think.
I told you who I was.
And I'll start working out who you are.
Do you hold a Victorian driving license?
No, I don't. I lost it probably 12 months ago.
For what?
Do you drive?
OK, so you shouldn't be driving at the moment?
I'll be over in the other seat very shortly.
The driver continues to protest his innocence.
But once he's settled down, Ash removes the handcuffs
and conducts a breath test.
I'll do this for you.
Just kind of, if that'd be great.
Just one long breath, and you'll see what I say, stop.
Yeah?
OK.
I'll trust you.
Yeah.
Here you go.
You hear that one? Yeah, it's working.
All right, Clint.
In my opinion, do you have the fact that I can obviously smell alcohol on you?
Yes.
You've been driving the vehicle and you've been involved in the cleaning.
Okay, I now request you to accompany me to a police station
for the purpose of the breath test.
Although false, watch some Viking movies, and now that I look at you, I assure you the correct genes.
You are built like a plane. My grandmother could break your bones if necessary.
As we rolled up, those are not guns. They are water pistols.
That's right, bitch.
of the war.
I use a fake
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What the fuck? Super Christmas.
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joining the Ugandan army.
Thank you very much.
That is a shit ton of subs.
So,
another deal.
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It's the seven subs what the fuck is happening?
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Goonie good earth we were told that because of why to cave the cops would reset the power grids
Thank you so much. I'm in the digital world. I just knew it would simply disappear
What do we do now, do you see?
Y2K made me die.
And this is not one of the summer movies
where you can close your eyes during the scary part.
Today, no one is laughing.
We're helping to prepare America for Y2K.
I just don't know what to say.
In case the world knows.
No, it'll be about 10 minutes till the ball dropping.
You can feel it in the air. There's a buzz.
But as the ball dropped, the lights stayed on and the celebrations continued.
The world as we knew it wasn't going away, and the technology that we were afraid would
And Phelous was about to take over everything.
When the year 2000 hit, I was entering my prime teenage years.
That perfect age of wanting to feel independent,
but also desperately trying to fit in
and pretty much being influenced by anything.
Now, while I was experiencing rapid changes due to puberty,
the world was experiencing some rapid changes of its own.
["The World Was Experiencing Rapid Changes"]
In the previous decade, information was still firmly rooted
in traditional mediums like television and print,
but in the year 2000, we almost got immediate access
due to the advance of technology.
In the 90s, the internet was just a guest,
but in the 2000s, it was moving in.
Now, if you think about the differences in time,
year 2000 was 26 years ago.
Now, if you think about 26 years ago from the year 2000,
that was 1974.
That's pretty wild.
But why does it feel like the year 2000 was just yesterday?
I mean, is it really all that different than today?
That's what I'm about to find out,
because for the next week, I'm gonna be living my life
like my man straight from the early 2000s.
Now, I'm not gonna be concentrating on politics
or gay comedy, but instead,
I'm gonna be embracing the pop culture,
cars, the fashion, and maybe even reconnecting with some old friends we may have forgotten
a long way. So I hope you're ready because we're about to travel back in time to the
year 2000.
The year 2000, the PS2 was just released and CDs were still the go-to way to listen
to your favorite music. Gladiator and American Psycho hit theaters and shows like Who Wants
to be a Millionaire, ER and Survivor dominate TV. While girls are obsessed with Backstreet
boys and in sync Eminem releases the Marshall Mathers LP. But as a teenager I leaned into
the rise of New Metal, blasting Limp Bizkit in corn, discovering new music through Total
Request Live and staying up late watching South Park. It was a time of discovery, of
trying to find my own personal identity shaped by an ever growing influence of media.
So, the goal is to live like someone from the 2000s, and although it feels like times weren't
really that different back then, it was still very similar to what you'd find in the late
90s, which is perfect because I still have some of the old gear from back then, where
I did a video where I lived as a 1990s man, the CRT-TV, the VCR, the desktop computer,
so thankfully I have a bit of a head start.
But there's one really important thing I need to do to start this challenge, and
And that is to look like I'm from the air.
And for me, like most teams at the time, MTV was a critical window into what was actually
considered fashionable.
The early to mid 90s were all about grunge, anti-fashion.
But the 2000s flipped that on its head.
The term metrosexual made it coin back in 1994 by British journalist Mark Simpson, but
in the early 2000s it exploded.
It certainly wasn't a bad idea.
All right.
Hello guys, how are you doing? Back on the road again.
And today I've got something special for you.
So me and Carmen Sam, we've made the journey down here to Oxford.
Oxfordshire. Is it Cotswolds?
I don't know where I am, but I just know it was a far drive, right?
To Diddly Squawk Farm.
We are here at the Farmer's Dog.
And we're going to be eating outside at the food bands.
We're not going to go into the restaurant, the pub.
We'll leave that to my man, Gary.
I'm going to try the food bands.
They've got burgers, pizzas.
They've got it all going on.
I want to see what it's like, because it's
owned by that famous guy.
I absolutely love him.
Jeremy Clarkson, many of the people, all right?
Set this up.
Let's see if it's got the right combination
for burgers and pizzas.
All right, come on, come on.
Let's go.
So, look, the farmer's dough.
So that I think this is the queue here, you know.
What for?
Three back British farming.
What for you do?
Right, well, food orders inside at the bar.
There you go.
Right, oh.
The farmer's puppy and the farmer's dough.
We've got burgers and pizzas.
We're gonna queue up, get us ordering,
and have a bat with you, very short.
Can I get a big view burger please mate, and then a load of fries, and then can I also get one of the farmhouse pieces, and all of the wild garlic bread please.
That's your thanks mate.
Lovely.
Thank you.
Yep.
Lovely.
Yes please mate, lovely. Cheers Paul, thank you.
Right, let's go, set table up outside and get ready for this lovely phone.
Price doesn't look that bad to get there, do they?
Right guys, here we are, look at this, set up in quick time.
I didn't even have time to get sat down, do chair testing before my buzzers started going,
me and Tocca, man, we had to leg it up a little and go get food, so we sat outside.
The weather is absolutely beautiful today and that's why I thought, shall I do the pub
What shall I do with the full vans?
Let's do the full vans because a lot of people come here and they go straight into pub
not a lot of people come and do the full vans.
The full guns?
What does it say?
There's a bit of a queue to pay for the full but once you've got it, these guys don't
like it.
The full guns?
The pizzas don't take that long.
The full vans?
Look amazing and the smell.
It's all walking down here.
All I could smell was the door and the crook of the pizza.
pizza and I got a really strong smell of the pizza sauce so I'm looking forward to
trying that and getting in on it. This is the pizza so it's ham and mushroom with a nice
bit of cheese and then we've got garlic bread cut that cheesy garlic bread. We've got
loaded fries with galder cheese and garlic mayo and then we've got a bit of a
dip it in, you can get might of this after it nettles from field. Right and then we have
the burger. Look at this beer onions, cheese burger, bit of bacon, that bone look at that.
What? That is an absolute cracker.
What the fuck do they say?
She's here.
Not impressed.
of
There are many, many figures in our society contribute an enormous amount to our culture
and people who have unconventional personal lives.
And yet they seem exempt from criticism.
You know, Jeffrey Epstein.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
No, let me finish.
I see Jeffrey Epstein.
I see it.
No one, no one, you know, criticizes him.
And yet, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Is it double standard?
Jim, Jim, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Much has been said, much has been said about Jeffrey Epstein.
Terrible thing to do.
Jeff, I'm talking about Jeff Epstein in the New York
tendency.
Yes, we're talking about the same Jeff Epstein.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
I, what?
I never, I never heard.
Oh, it was a big story in the news.
Huge.
No.
Yes.
For you to say no one ever said.
Jeff Epstein.
Yes.
Jeff Epstein.
Yes.
The financier.
The island.
Yes.
He had an island that I've never been to.
Yeah.
I, I'm pretty sure with respect,
if there was some news about Jeff Epstein
I would have heard.
No, I don't know where you, what rock you've been under.
It was a huge story and I have to,
Jeff Epstein is, I have to tell you, he's gone.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Sorry, nice try.
If Jeff, if Jeff Epstein,
if Jeff Epstein were deceased,
I'm pretty sure I would know about it.
Now I admit, I've not, probably since the pandemic,
I have not talked to him.
That would make sense.
That would make sense.
I spent that for a number of years, Jim.
I'll tell you, there's one easy way.
Let's call Jelaine Maxwell.
No, we're not calling Jelaine Maxwell.
Why not?
She's in prison.
She's in prison for crimes she committed with Jeff Epstein.
Jelaine's in prison.
Yes, stop calling her Jelaine.
How do you know these people?
Jim.
All right, Jim.
Listen, I'm just saying, I'm your friend.
Just got him.
Just got him totally right.
It doesn't matter what you're doing your private life, it's just-
I don't do anything in my private life!
Okay.
He's trolling, right?
Yeah.
Someone squirtin' champagne on us, mate.
Regardless, though, I mean, I bloody love this job.
J-
WOOOOOOH!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Shit!
Ba-da-da-da-da!
Hey, let's go play!
Oh guys, what a drive, what an unbelievable drive here in out back western Australia.
We've made it and I'm bloody excited about this one guys.
got a bath drain and look at it. So guys this lovely client Katherine she says
look everything in the house is blocking up and it's buddy it's been
causing them some dramas they haven't been able to get a plumber so we're here
to save the day guys and we'll we'll send the jet down and we'll just see
what's going on here I mean you can see in the bathroom back here you know
the water level is very high and there's all sorts of suspect looking
nice in that drain mate and does this bath smell as well guys I mean you know
it's days like these where I feel like I've won the bloody lottery mate the
lottery tough bloody life because this is what it's all about you know we've got
a block drain we've had a cracker of a drive and we've got absolute ripper
clients so anyway let's get stuck in let's jet downstream and see if we can
smash this one out the park within moments you know let's let's just
get stuck in guys. Here we go. And boy oh bloody boy does she have an aroma to it. Wow this one
this one's strong guys and I don't know if it's something around the countryside or the fact that
they just can't get a bloody plumber out here but wow it'll bloody knock the socks off you
mate. So we're just gonna send the jet down as far as we can go and hopefully we'll hit the
blockage sometime soon you know well not too soon we want to enjoy this first
I've never had an issue with tree roots but that doesn't mean I'm gonna rule the
tree root issue out you know the number of times a client has said to me no we
don't have tree roots here you know it couldn't be and then it's a bloody tree
root issue whoa look at that have we got it have we got it or is she teasing
us I think she's bloody teasing us they look difficult getting around these
gully but I reckon we get Mr. Plungier you know friend of the channel all the
way from the United Kingdom they're a quick plunge yeah wouldn't this be
embarrassing we clear it up straight away with a bloody plunge a mate but huh
look at this wow did I mention there's an aroma to this train well well yeah
mate I've said it before and I'll say it again you guys are lucky that you
don't bloody have that option to click the smelly vision button you would think
so
Oh
All right.
alright
I don't know what I think of the thing, gives it so.
I almost missed that.
Okay, T-Mash sad, backlapserix and the smat with the 3 years, I worry a few years would
have been forced, I was there when you reclaimed the record last time, claim it again for
the boys, boys, boys, boys of this, of course, it will be done.
What's the right way to think about tax?
I spent half my life thinking about tax after all, so that should be a question I'm able to answer.
But what I want to do is take on the real problem, which is the claim that so many people make,
that it's my money. Why should the government take it?
And that view is everywhere, and it feels logical, and to many people, it even feels moral.
Hello, Mr. Force, did you say no more links?
If not, click this link if yes, minus, twenty.
Enough of the links, thank you.
And this point cannot be stressed enough.
It has been deliberately cultivated.
This belief is not based upon stupidity,
nor is it based upon irrationality.
It's not even selfishness in a sense.
It is learned behavior. Forty years of neoliberal political messaging from those who promote that
anti-social idea has left tax framed as if it is theft. Tax is not theft. It cannot be because it is
legally collected by a government that has established the law and we have given it the
power to do so. But anyway, there's a core mistake that runs throughout the whole of
the logic that I just talked about. And that key error is chronological. Income is not created
privately as the first operation in the sequence that the person who makes that claim talks about.
The state does not arrive later after the person has created their income and paid their tax.
Instead, the state created the system in which a person's employment exists.
In other words, the state has to come first.
Your job and your income comes afterwards.
And there are preconditions to your job and your income existing.
For example, money that is accepted everywhere has to exist.
Contract law that enforces payments must exist, or how else do you know that at the
the end of the month your employer will cough up. Employment rights that define work have
to be there. Otherwise, what sort of employment would you have? And property rights that protect
income must be in place in law, and that is a job for government, of course. What
is more, it's also their job to put in place courts that resolve disputes arising
from all these issues. In other words, unless the government existed, the protections
around your work would not. And that means that these conditions are part of the invisible
foundations that let you be paid. They're not alone. There are plenty more of these invisible
foundations. There's the infrastructure that you travel to work on, whether it be
traveling to work.
Ha ha ha.
Make a little, take 10 steps on the living room.
This is Abu Bakr Shakaal,
the leader of the feared Boko Haram militant group.
Little is known about the man
whose government abducted 200 schoolgirls
from the town of Chibok in the northeast of Nigeria.
Nigeria. Filming openly in the region is dangerous, so the BBC has travelled covertly into the
north of the country and has gained exclusive access to people who knew him well. Interviews
have been done anonymously, as people are too scared of reprisals. This man was a member
of what became Boko Haram. He knew Shikhao personally.
He's a fanatic, not well-versed in Islamic law.
He takes hasty decisions and is very hard-line on Islamic matters, and even his former mentor
was careful around him because he was not open to any form of compromise.
Chicago spent his formative years here in Maiduguri, a major city in the northeast
of Nigeria.
Run by local standards, Shekal lived in abject poverty in this house in a slum quarter of
the city.
Shekal later enrolled himself at this formal Islamic school, run by the government.
One former classmate remembers him as a loner, who kept himself apart from the other students.
We thought of him as psychologically affected.
Just looking at him, you could tell that he was not completely with it.
Shekhar went on to lead Boko Haram five years ago, instigating a wave of terror through bombings
and abductions.
I headed north to meet another former colleague of Abu Bakr Shekhar.
He thinks the international outcry over the abductions of the 200 schoolgirls will
have played well with the leader of Boko Haram.
He will have been pleased with all the media attention.
He's happy with what they've done.
said that they will sell the girls on as slaves and has made it abundantly clear that they
would abduct more girls.
These haunting pictures of the school girls remain the last known images of them. Since
the mass abduction in April, there have been further kidnappings of women and children
in the same area and Boko Haram have killed over 500 civilians.
Yalda Hekim, BBC News, Abuja.
All right, 444 NS, Institutional Fiend Dota Unsleeping, welcome back, Sapthos, Yabe 67 months,
6'7", Jankov, thank you man, Sennhorov, welcome back, all right, that's it, no further,
no further links, no further links, thank you, fucking, oh, my allergies, I'm fucking
killing a man. Killing a man. Fucking defect human. Alright we got games and shit today
Okay boys, we got some variety up in this, manafuck, manafuck, that's not it, that's it, that's it.
Let's see what this is.
Don't play this.
All spring.
This is good.
New game.
Oh, it's me you have a new message be sure to read it, okay
That's a wow
Well, I was surfing the dark net yesterday and I came across some creepy videos check it out
Where am I?
Hello?
There's a bolt car in there.
Now what?
The key under the book on the table.
The basement.
Aha!
Hello?
Yes, it's dark.
Oh shit.
Darlio.
If anyone reads this, there is a radio in the cabin that can be used to contact the other
man.
Oh shit, Darnio, if anyone reads this, there's a radio in the cabin that can be used to contact
without a clue.
Get turned it in, it'll work.
Radio.
The other...
Is there a radio in the other... what was it?
Here.
Turning the frequencies.
Hello? Hello, can anyone hear me?
Over? Oh fuck.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I can't get out of here, but I need to find a life jacket.
Come on bro, there's a little fucking zombie in there, you're thinking about getting a life jacket.
Just fucking go.
We need to get something to get that bolt counter.
A wire counter or something.
Okay. Alright, but the door to the left here.
What the fuck?
Packs.
How do I get a hold of the...
Was a boiler radio
What the fuck
I'm shitting myself.
Go to the bathroom now.
Okay, here's a life jacket.
Okay.
Okay, here's a lifejacket, okay, near the astronauts room, there's a rain coming back.
How did you expect me to get out of here?
I didn't see any ladder or something.
I didn't see any ladder.
Just climbed up.
Hello?
Son of a bitch.
What?
Did something fall?
Looks like there's no ladder here.
Yeah, I know, because I've been into that room three times before.
Ah!
Get outta here!
We're calling. Maybe the rest of the team, and I need to answer it.
Yeah. Let's get back down.
Hello, Mr. Force. Can you open this suit and ring, or am I too late for the party?
Anyways, I was hoping you would discuss some politics with me.
If you are a Muslim citizen, would you still stay for voting?
Or so would you turn vegan? PNS, PNS?
I turn vegan? I don't know.
As long as I get my nutritional needs without too much hassle,
but I only got something right now
with veganism
take my motherfucking ladder
fucking bitch
I expected that.
I need to find the light switch.
Two fuses are missing. Here's the first one.
I'm gonna put it in.
Yeah, reload that.
Reload that fuse, pungan.
Did I miss the fuse?
It's a fuse!
Hello base, I noticed that there was a severe lack of Bay Minicraft servers.
So I decided to create my own last night.
The address is for Cymbage.mcserver.me
It's on Java on the latest version.
Feel free to join or don't. I don't care.
Did you care, dog?
Did you care?
I need to turn on the light.
I need to turn on the light.
I need to turn on the light.
Can I just turn on the light?
I need to turn on the light.
I need to turn on the light.
Okay.
What the fuck?
that's rough I can't do this without coffee
What the fuck?
No.
It's dark.
Dark.
Disrespect.
Where's the fucking water bottle?
I didn't for years, I'm done, I'm tired Mr. Force, can I get a lift from the up-piston,
thank you.
Well, I hope you're ready. If that was the lift to your stuff, I'd be very given.
And I must thank you, you ma'am already, you're my t-dicks, I will open up.
That big!
9, 5, video 2.
What the hell?
I need a cabin problem for my subscribers.
Please subscribe.
If I film something weird, maybe I'll get more viewers.
Oh shit.
I guess welcome to the stream get up in more than
Why won't you stay
I'll show you something real scary.
All right.
Well, this is a dead end.
What?
This is a dead end?
Now we can pay the check.
What the fuck?
It's blocked.
No.
Look at that, I'll fucking, I'll get a tenonous,
I don't know this shit. It's scary if I open this.
You can run with shift.
Why are you saying that as if something is chasing me right now?
oh my god look Chad it's a hand
viewers love this
oh shit it left
you haven't seen a monstrous hand in four seconds
Well, well, this is mean.
oof
oof
oof
oof
I'm fine.
What the fuck?
Maybe it's the 12 years.
I have one more.
This way?
No.
Here.
Is that Barry Allen?
What is that?
Look!
It's a real...
giant head.
Ah, the viewers have seen this.
I guess the stream crashed.
All right, well, very good.
Good evening, Mr. Force. I got my third concussion of the week.
Why is that?
Well, mainly because you stab your fucking plate to the start of every stream with a spoon.
Fucking doof. Disrespectful narcissist.
I don't listen to shenanigans.
Sure. My neighbor stinks. Does that have any twitch carry?
Okay, and all that for right the game crashed I have to replay
I doubt it had a save.
Hey, Jen, Sasha, what if I gift that?
Thank you very much, man.
Another, another one.
Insanity.
Uganda, all the population today.
What's up with that?
What is up with that?
Game capture
What does this show up?
Thank you, everyone
Why don't we get the drill cogs that is looking back?
Ah, this shit don't work. They don't have fucking options in the area. What the fuck is this, man?
Okay.
I get it.
What?
why don't they have an options menu and it's fucking retarded I press escape and it's...
no settings allowed I guess
what the fuck is this?
The game is called My Neighbour's Thing, so I'm guessing this is my neighbour.
Posta Romana.
Hey, good to have you three gifted.
I guess they're fighting for the fuck you, oh no, I see what's up.
If I were that number one about chat spot
Just like the beautiful days the fucking dollar words
What the fuck is this game about what the fuck is happening I can't do me
Where's my yellow yellow paint
Oh, hey. Hello? This is my house, right? I never know. Is that tortilla or something?
chicken and pineapple. Rooster.
Hey there grandson. I've headed into town for a bit but you'll manage just fine.
Watch out, it smells pretty bad around the village where this neighbor
JavaBot hasn't shouted in two months again.
People say he's got radiation in his house, but don't judge him.
Be friendly with the neighbors, but don't trust the song.
PS, if you start feeling like it, just open the window.
It's not a ghost, it's just a smell.
Perhaps.
I can't.
of
the fuck am I supposed to do?
someone hello hey you're Puglia as a grandson right welcome I water flowers I
like flowers and I have a tree in the backyard and I'm listening why does it
smell like rotten eggs everywhere better not ask if it knocks on the door
or don't open it.
Or open it, but hold your breath.
But...
Hello?
Hi, I'm Neapolias Grönsson. I'm staying here for a week.
What the fuck? What is this?
Please, it was still Q-tubers, we'll talk later.
Okay.
Bye.
Watch out, the air will change tonight.
Ah, okay.
What the fuck?
What is this game about?
Huh?
What is it about?
time for a good night's rest
Who's that knocking at 3am?
oh shit
what's up
oh
hell no
I
Open a window. Oh my god
It smells good.
I can't see shit.
What was supposed to do?
I can't go to sleep.
Wait, I can't.
Hey, you.
I can't believe you've done this.
Huh?
Piece of shit.
no farting, no night
no fucking hand holding this game on I expect this bus from someone without a
Fucking implemented options menu
What's this face oh shit we get some tools
Oh, will you sleep well?
I hope that's not gonna wake you up.
My house is a bit of a wreck.
Put your back into it and fix it up a little.
Clear out the cobwebs, sweep the floor.
the floor with what? I guess I gotta get the tools. Alright, here's the broom. Alright,
Alright dusty dusty, come with me, come with me, no.
It's not the same tool.
I'm about to-
HAAA! HAAA!
Oh.
Coming.
Yeah, what do you want?
Yeah, I see you started cleaning.
Listen up, we're gonna have a moment.
Come over to my place.
Oh shit.
Game title.
I'm having some electrical issues.
And Puglia told me you're an electrician.
Ah fuck.
Well, almost done.
Let's call the...
Okay.
Leading, leading.
We got all right.
What the fuck?
Missed one.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh.
What?
I can't leave.
What?
I can't leave.
bathroom. I only got the one with bathroom. Oh. There we go. What? I still can't lean.
water oh my god yeah do you want your bathroom no this is a house without a
bathroom. Yeah. I didn't take it down, please. Oh no. You're shooting yourself. Go to the
I'm going through now!
Oh hell no!
Why does everyone spam force and faint these days?
nobody uses force on WTF anymore
what? I did restart?
oh my god the whole day this is harder than
fucking Dark Souls
look look it's on here
Yeah.
fucking snitch
I don't miss one here.
Here it comes.
Please.
Please.
I just want to go back and look as cute.
I'll go back.
I don't know if I'll go there.
I'll go out to my neighbor first, see what he wants.
I guess not.
Get the gas mask.
Gas gas mask.
No.
my fucking neighbor said I should listen to him, but
Oh
You have
I need a screwdriver
Okay, I got all those
Oh
Fucking shanky mate
Alright, I got it man. Here we go. Hold E. It's my special T. Philosophy.
all right all finito here you go sir hold E on this guy too
it's all good hello
Hello?
Okay.
Put the screws back in, uh, and I'll send him.
I had offended him.
the
top of this
Yeah, what the f**k am I supposed to do now, I guess?
Go back.
That was a good day, good day in the arena, time for some well-deserved rest.
But what are we to do with the toilet?
I don't think I can use it anymore.
Jalba, I'm coming.
Who's Jalba?
Was that the one who was taking a shit in my bathroom?
Why am I coming to Jalba?
Oh, I'm gonna pay him back. I'm gonna fuck. I'm gonna knock on his door and fuck.
That's what you get, bitch.
My... my game is fucked.
Oh yeah, enjoy your life.
I can't see shit.
This is my house?
That will show him not to mess with the Godgamer, bitch.
Uh oh.
I hope you've gotten used to the neighbors. Keep up with the repairs, otherwise the roof is going to fall on your head.
You need to patch up the fence. Remove the tall grass. Get rid of the rats.
I'm coming.
Good morning. I thought we should have a barbecue so we can get to know each other better.
Once you're down, I'll be waiting for you in my place. Just think you want this coming too.
Okay, I'm gonna get rid of that with some...
So these bad boys.
no longer a shinobi in here, okay.
Okay traps are set,
really set, go.
And then patch the fence, right?
How do you patch a fence? Discussion of fence?
What was that? I don't want to fix the roof.
I don't know how to fix that.
Oh, cut grass.
Alright, I tried to.
I can't drive any tools.
Go into trap.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
Oh my god.
Get in the trap!
Oh wait, maybe I supposed to put cheese in it.
Oh.
and no hand holding in this game.
Okay.
Alright, enjoy your life.
Ah, what the fuck.
Alright, fixing defense.
Fixing defense.
for great defense
against faring cruxifers
fix it
fix it
okay
Is that all she wrote? Wait, I don't know how to fix the fence outside of my fence, right?
Blind.
Okay, right this one is completely...
No.
Okay.
Now we cut the grass.
okay now we got the grass with the sign this one
I guess this is short enough
I
I missed the spot.
All right, barbecue time.
Well, sir, let's go.
Can't wait to get some protein so I can grow these guns.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Stay with nothing else.
Hell yeah, brother.
It feels good to finally just sit together like normal people.
Oh my God, we're eating, my boy.
That's it, I have no smile but I have.
Java, you're hopeless.
There's no sense of humor or sense of smell.
See you later.
Well, a little steak seasoning.
Never hurt nobody.
I have my Kangas moon.
It left it on the grill.
Well, man.
I didn't finish the steak.
yeah that's right when you mess with the best you get put to the motherfuckin test
Oh shit
What the fuck is this
There's is absolutely fucking disgusting.
Which one of you took a shot without flushing?
Wasn't me.
Well, it was one of y'all's.
This is disgusting.
I wish I got a bed without cleaning it up.
Oh yeah, bring the fucking light.
So we can see it better.
What the fuck do you want from me man?
What the fuck?
Oh shit
What the fuck have you done?
Take a shower in my toilet?
Oh, fuck, got one.
Oh, I just smell a dream.
Hello?
Listen, we need to take action. We're going to jail, Bob.
You're telling me...
I can't live with him anymore. I have a plan.
Take this, break into his place while he's gone and prank him.
What is this?
Oh, shit.
This fucking stinky elbow.
Oh my god!
Guess we're in a gas mask.
Yeah, let me out in around 33 months with rain rule with my some welcome
Where's his hand on the wrong side of the wrist
Now we need a gas mask.
Why does he wear the mask?
I'm blown off today.
Oh
Fine
Thank you.
Merci, merci, merci.
I'm Mal Spallette what the f**k?
Barcelona, Jalbelona
Don't be afraid of me beans here are the real scary things so go job
Well, talking to the man, 9 to 5, paying taxes, going outside, for cents and washed Flamingo legs.
That's not the joke. The joke is that you are a flamingo because you stand on one leg to wash your other leg.
You are flamingos. Don't get it mixed up.
You can just use the stool.
Okay.
Stool flamingo boys.
Sitting in the shower.
Sitting in the shower.
Sipping in the shower?
Sipping in the shower?
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god!
I think he set my neighbor's house on fire because he thought it was him who did the spraying.
What the fuck?
No, sir, sir, stop.
I'm coming in!
Christie or Cerestil, whatever your female name was, where are you?
I can't see anything.
I got you man what the fuck is this you're gonna be okay but you're gonna be
okay
you see spawn
you're turn it on okay man
I should get into a hospital.
I gotta wait for the bus.
It goes once a week here.
you know it's so good
we got to get him like a glass of water or something
No.
Where should I go back to bed?
I'll slip it off.
Slip it off man.
Man is this poop all fucking stains on my window?
You okay?
Staying alive.
I don't know how to thank you.
Don't worry, Kristi.
Jalba was never near me. I started fleeing to the woods.
I managed to get some bandages down. My whole body hurts.
Could you help me with something please?
I'm dying for some berries.
Jalba for some dingleberries.
I got an apple, I stayed surprisingly fresh over the course of these four days.
Or tomato.
But I think he hates the tomato.
So berries, huh?
berries
All there is breathing thing
Berries berries berries here's some berries
One out of 15 even though that was like
like 300 berries at once.
What the f-
I saved my life, I don't know how to thank you.
What am I supposed to do? Do worse than that.
I can't run.
The fuck am I supposed to do?
I'm dying for some berries, I'm dying for some berries too, man.
Yeah, it's not that I don't have a hundred-pence diamond, I couldn't move.
Was that cut scene?
two
two
two
two
two
Where'd he go?
6 out of 15, bro!
What you talkin' about?
Oh, fuck.
Oh this is so hard.
Okay, 11 out of 15.
Where's the last one?
I see it.
Okay.
I'm fine.
There you go! Thanks! You're a good soul! Ah, there's something else!
You know that little tree by my place? It's getting on my nerves. Chop it down!
what the fuck
please
Would you very much?
Thanks
Time to hunt some trees. Hey Sarah, thank you for the three years, Ben
Fuck is the statement J station number one fun. Canada Capitation. I'll invest it back
Stay here as well, Mirror Punk.
Alright, jumping down a tree, this tree.
This is the annoying one.
this is not a tree you fucking retard
So, that's it for today.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Good day to rest, well that's alright, thank you.
There's a storm previewing.
What the fuck?
Who could have done this?
Oh, shit.
Oh
hey there with me nice little touch there
I must say.
I shall stop!
I shall stop!
Bitch, I made you my bitch.
you care about
Ah
It was better run.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck are you doing?
I should be getting the light, yeah.
There you go.
JOSEPH!!!
I
Know I'm a star
What?
I thought I could chase the little cats in our animation, but you could not.
Okay, this time, this time for sure.
What?
I'm just going to have a hell of a bite now.
LOSEN!
I'm down waiting.
I'm ready.
I'll pass this to a hand mirror punk, I can, uh, and the piano, you know.
Uh, Mal?
He's over there.
Bro, didn't you can't?
You fucking can't, man.
Oh yeah, all the tools are conveniently gone, huh?
I'm going into the house now.
The only thing I'm stamina for
Oh my god
Oh, what the fuck
But I wait he's still gonna sit there
I can't crouch, no.
You know where the car is, it's probably at his house.
I do, I can walk.
I can walk and then a comms at every
There's nothing I can do
I'm not sure what you're thinking.
Bro, no one like the death didn't bother finishing the shit himself.
This is impossible.
I think the car is just at its house, but it's just too far to run, it's simply too far.
of
of
of
of
of
Bro, there is nowhere I can go.
Oh, he's just catching up to me.
All right, I'm going to run.
Run!
Run!
And no one getting into that fucking house.
I
fuck this shit man, fuck this shit and this fucking mess
All right, next game.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
Let's get a sign for code.
first, become a snow-grain friend, so please enjoy the game with scale difficulty as well.
mouse plus keyboard recommender
okay
full screen ahead
I
Okay
But
Let me see if I have some clout on the finalist there.
Invite the game
Alright, can I read?
Oh wow, these are some funky graphics, hang on
Oh wait, it's not here, it's not here.
Lock, lock, lock, lock, lock at the...
Boss, and I'm farting, lock, this is hilarious.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, look at this.
Okay, lock, lock, lock at this, lock at this, lock at this, lock at this.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
awesome you look like a cunt you would know oh how do I change my character
I don't show here is a hobo come here too go here
There's only
Three shit. Oh, it is free
Hey
Come to me
my asshole stock up stock up and hit the road what you know that the
I always believe in the god game rebating
you might as well just back on a meteorite striking
Alright, we got the go.
Yes, but first I need the go.
Okay.
Wait.
Wait, at least three? No, there's like 15. How do you see how much gold you have?
Oh, you have? Okay.
Is this share gold or is this individual gold?
use it use it i'm gonna tell you bye i buy a flashlight
uh right now
now still the same okay then it's a good deal okay
awesome good game design every day now i love when they call this
Customize
Yeah, let me get these pants
Stupid fucking mistakes man
Let's go take Laura take Laura
I'm sorry
Where did he go?
Here, here on the left.
Ah, Lord.
Alright, where did we go?
The ghosts of the manor detest human fecal matter, so they keep the bathroom locked up tight.
My research has determined they've hidden the key behind some sort of otherworldly puzzle.
With key in hand, run for your life back to the bathroom.
the bathroom okay so we can the great combat fallback or a way to smash crates
without degrading weapons dodge can be a life saver if you cornered you can
always dodge through enemies to make room okay so we want to exercise the
The ghosts with our farts we need to unlock the bathrooms
There's actually 20 pages in this I'm not gonna read that
Ah okay I got this
I'm gonna try some medic I'm gonna be medic
Oh my god you shut something in my ass home
Okay let's go let's go get in the car
Scooby-Doo van
I'm not a fortune it's my driver he doesn't have any locients
can you uh... wait wait wait
oh shit
we're leaving
we're leaving
it's called a prison vault, what is it?
it's moving already
when you come to my cheaty
are we ready?
uh, we're ready
oh, what the
uh, forcibly you should do it
forcibly you have to do tasks
It is the poop.
I don't sleep on that.
Trip balls, perfect farts.
Kill bats.
You'll never find the key.
I have personal tasks.
I need a more...
We have this.
Queue to kick.
Oh shit.
I see you can break
Wait, what the fuck?
I'm being attacked up
Just kill. How are you dead?
Grow up
I know there's fucking monsters in the crates
You're skilled. Oh shit, I had to fart
I see monster
I got him
how to dodge I see oh but didn't you get far okay we have to find the middle
why are you shooting at me I'm far in there I can see corpses I found I found
I don't have enough money to open these chests.
Oh!
We're the one who has chocolate bar!
What?
What's that on me?
Ah, this chocolate is nowhere now.
Yes, it's Kamala.
It's Kamala?
Well, this should have.
This guy was fricking scared of house or something, right?
Did you also trip balls there?
I think that was part of my thinking.
No?
Okay.
What is he talking about?
Uh, I, okay, I solved my tasks. One of my tasks.
How do you perfectly fart?
I think you can get me full.
I'm gonna facehug.
Yeah, that happens in your family.
I gotta go.
What the fuck is country?
Hey, no, no, no.
What is country?
Oh
Come inside
I will throw some to each other here. I throw this book on you where I lost it
I think I'm gonna die.
Oh no.
Get it here!
Oh no!
Can we...
All the bombs.
Can we help him?
Look!
There's suicide in...
I am a...
I am about to...
fart!
Ah, fuck!
Are you guys okay there?
Are you surviving?
The timer is fucking me.
My poop is building up I think.
Mine is like almost half way now.
I'm almost dead.
I think poop is...
Where do you think I am?
I have healer.
I have healer.
Oh shit.
Throw.
i got him
ah we're good
So, I think you have to hold shit for as long as possible.
No, you have to get to the bathroom before the shit becomes too...
Before it starts pressing itself out.
Where the fuck is he?
Where is the bathroom though?
That's what we're trying to unlock.
It's the end of the game, impossible to defeat ourselves.
Just don't take damage.
Forcing is a toilet floor master.
Yeah.
So many games of shit.
Now it's the way of the shit.
Here, we got a super...
I don't know, probably...
and shit and this game is game in shit stop stop stop
Wow you fucking take me you drop them
we got a call
kick this one the fuck
I sort out my brown pants
what the fuck
I what?
wait don't fart me
what the fuck I just fart next to this guy and I just insta though
Oh, they're holding a blue shit. Oh, he's my shitty friend. Oh my god.
That's the shitty gamer right there. What did you just do? It's far from me.
Hey, where are you? Hey, don't throw shit at me.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. No one likes this kind of shit.
Wait, we have a quest to get, we have a quest to play catch, so we're gonna play catch with force.
i have i have the medic medic net
stoi stop just don't do
take it
you have to catch this shit
do you have any i need
i can i can give you
interest okay i'm gonna throw it
okay ten times
three four five
The question is finally being used for something useful.
Six.
Alright, one more.
It's only eight times.
We did it!
It's only eight, it's only eight.
Nice.
We've completed.
Yeah, now...
Hold it here.
Heal, heal, heal.
Hold it.
Heal.
Okay.
Take it.
Medicine.
It's better.
That did pretty much nothing.
No, no.
You didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything.
No, no, you didn't do anything.
Okay, I'm gonna take you. Let's go, let's go.
So how do we get through the wall?
Well, Forcin likes games and shit, and this game and shit in the same time.
Happy.
Find a body. Oh wait, you have to find a body.
For me.
We found a bunch of bodies.
Oh, oh, like those skeletons, right.
Okay throw me all the scantons girl.
Okay.
What is this?
Stop carrying this shit around.
What is this carrying around?
Stop wiping your ass with my face, go.
I found poopy pants showing shit backwards.
I'm looking.
Oh here, here.
Slide right in.
Oh yeah.
Alright this way.
I ate some chocolate and I'm tripping balls.
Okay.
Wait you don't have any pants on.
Yeah, I shot myself, had to switch.
Plunger, cracked.
Oh, the house about to get disturbed.
Oh, now I've done it.
Who the fuck is this? It's the Buster!
I'm not bought to call
Always a little blame
No shorts
Hey, he passed me
Give me that
Yeah, I'm sorry
Well pretty good though. Here's their green shorts apparently
all right i'll do this puzzle here
the purple pill is on the sheet
how do i know if i'm wearing pants? bro this i'm maximum unlucky with this
shit hold it fuck
i can sell it i can sell it to you for 20
knife
i used the knife
uh yeah
i have knife
They're there now.
Stop!
Okay.
Fuck yeah.
Don't waste ammo.
Alright.
I got super gun.
Sorry.
Why you have what?
Oh no.
Ah fuck it.
Alright.
Woohoo.
Oh no more ammo.
Time to break this shank.
Shank shank.
Shank shank.
And someone explained to me what is a Kanjurei friend.
Kanjurei friend? I have no idea.
Bomb that goes finder.
You want this?
I guess.
Who you gonna call?
I found our metal chicken.
You guys are the bulls of parents.
Now I'll make you shit.
I got a super weapon.
Four naked, four naked come boys in a house of mansion.
You gonna do it.
Wow.
Yeah, Fossen.
I almost got it.
No, there's only me. Is this when you trash?
You press the...
I'm taking damage or something. What the fuck?
What's going on?
your shit too man
I throw shit all shit
find the body, find the body, there is a body, there is a body behind you
there was a body
alright, let's go team
both have forces
first come, first serve, they come
what the fuck
yeah, just give it to me
the force, godgamer save us
okay, pick them up
Okay, there's one more one more body. Yeah, hey, over here.
Take the metal chicken. It's OP.
What? I mean, there's four bullets.
I'll take the metal chicken then. Okay, what is this medicine for?
Oh, okay. What is a metal shi- shi- shi-
Okay, hey, let me do this though.
Can you? Yeah, I can do this.
I'm good.
Are you good, bro?
I'm good.
he's still trying to
just four naked dudes
okay now i can't do it anymore
uh what
okay
blame team
i did it like fucking three times
but no
where is the reset
where's the fucking reset
okay
can't go
yeah he
someone fuck this
let's go
why are we moving so slow
Sushi.
I need map.
Don't you get hard wind up with me.
I need nose.
That's one.
Yeah you want more fatta.
What are you guys?
Stop partying man.
House.
House.
To my language.
If you eat this, you eat this, find this and you lower your shit with the purple one.
Oh mine is pretty low right now relatively at least.
uh...
was is extra strength
but it is a
not i got one
very cool
well maybe it's here
uh... it was in the start kinda but we have to find the key i think
There it goes.
Kill bats.
Um.
I grenade!
Grenade!
Good day!
Oh, hey, useless.
Everybody in the gun, that's not scripted.
Oh
Okay, come on here is the a lot of monsters
Fuck I mean
I'm gonna do this.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
Look.
I opened.
Yeah.
Now I'm doing my puzzle.
What the fuck?
No, I think he did.
Oh, nice.
Oh nice.
Oh shit.
What is this?
It's a shop.
Inflatable corpse.
Where did you get this inflatable corpse actually?
Cache for trash.
Did you just buy a sex doll?
Yeah, your mother.
I hacked that chest, I'm very smart.
Oh, you can just left click that and you get all the money now, you have to share it.
Yeah, but it's not funny.
You can sell the Itamar.
Uh oh.
It's angry.
Throw him! I meant, not me!
Where is it, you know me?
Oh, fuck out of bottom blow.
Take this, on the floor.
Take the inflatable corpse here and use it.
Use it.
You look pretty shit.
Alright.
Yeah, I got you.
Well, that one was wasted.
Well.
Hello.
Hello, chap.
Hello, fortune.
It is me, the dookie.
I do it for the cookie.
I'm about to die.
what the fuck it's shooting explosives go in there go in the course hit it
some necromancy okay what do we do with this excuse me oh okay that's good
God. Pool ball. Like it's a puzzle. Oh no. Oh no, the God gamers looked out. Yeah, I think we're going to have to figure this out. I'm going to figure this puzzle out.
Okay, you can describe to me like we were here. So, this 16 sheets and a pool ball.
60 of shits on a pool ball. It's a memory game.
Oh, that's the wrong memory.
Okay, that's the first try. First try, let's try again.
That's a...
Oh, that's wrong again.
That's a wrong memory.
Well, it doesn't even damage us, does it?
Yeah, but you're damaging the house, and they're gonna go harm on you.
Right, we saw that one, didn't we?
Yes.
Great.
Okay, we got one.
What the fuck is this one?
I don't know which one.
Look.
Open.
Open.
Shit.
Okay.
I bet.
How about solving it?
I'm having so much fun
Okay, can I kill him now?
Yes, you failed, now you have to win
Wait, why was it wrong?
It's a happy poop and a...
It's a happy...
I don't know which one.
I. That's a sad ship, right?
This is a sad ship.
What is this?
Where's the other one?
Is this I?
No, that's the soil.
I think it's the boat in the middle.
That's the soil stuck.
What did I sense to everything?
Yes.
this is a eye which one is I right I think it's it's this one yes nice I did
something we did it we won we did it oh my god now open this door
oh fuck
ok run run run run run run
ah fuck
hey you have to go to the other side and kick it
kick it
go to the other side and kick it if i can
kick it
I'm about to shit. I'm shitting
Just run
Wait till...
The window!
The walls!
Oh fuck...
Oh fuck...
What the fuck?
I want to shit!
I'm bushed with you!
I need to shit!
Hold the door!
Hold the door!
Nooo!
You're right, you have much to prove!
Disgraceful.
Shit, how do you know?
Looks...is that...
A little?
A little.
Yeah, that's a little.
This is a...this is a shit.
I have nine coins though.
I have one hundred and sixty.
Hey, you want to buy these if you have space?
If you have money, you want to buy these.
These are like permanent talents here.
What space is it?
Space in your asshole.
Okay, take this, someone.
Why why we shit, but no relief
That's true
Okay, take this like this. That's a hacker hacker man there on the ground here. I
bought
Brutal machine
Yeah, that's what I am.
Alright, let's go.
Yeah, like that.
Hey, this is like the half life thingies.
How can they empty my column?
Ah, we can't.
You can buy those purple pills.
Purple pills.
How much are they?
Of course they can help me. I don't have any.
10. 10. Cheap.
Oh fuck, I can't get back.
I can't get back. It's over.
I can buy you some. I can buy you some.
What?
I'm throwing. I get.
I don't
It was not shitty
Don't forget
What?
Don't forget
Don't forget what?
Don't forget this
1922
Because then you have to fart
Yeah
Let's go
Who's to fucking get over here?
I'm coming for some what happened in 1922. I don't know what did happen
Why did you forget mom's forget there's a corpse if we need it
Oh my god, I'm so low
What is this even?
Get it!
Bro, don't run!
Candles, dude!
Alright, let's go here!
Ah, f*****g s**t!
I'm going to that corpse.
What?
Oh my god.
Why are you dying?
Yeah, but there was a fucking corpse explosion.
Uh, there's a corpse on the table.
I'm gonna do some shit-cromancy.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Help me, help me, help me.
Oh no.
Okay, never mind.
Why is this so much exposure?
Oh my god.
Watch out.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Stay in here, stay in here.
I'm about to shit.
I
Can if you have something to shoot those guys up there above the doors they are the ones shooting bombs
Shoot them shoot the plane. Okay, thank you
Don't smash things by the way
Don't smash it
There's loot
No, you can check with the magic
This yabbargman, exactly
No, don't throw it, this is...
You check if you can...
This magic
Oh no, it's just normal
Magic
What?
What magic?
I'm going to kill you.
Perfect shit.
Oh my god.
You're a doggie, Harry.
There's a corpse here if you need it.
Okay.
For what?
What are they doing?
Ah, okay, I have sex already.
What the fuck?
Another corpse here.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Well this game really needs a coloscopy, coloscopy, well answer, as a grenade lying
I got him.
I'm farting.
Ah fuck, I'm so low.
I'm so low.
What the fuck?
My colon is very full.
I need some kind of blood.
I need some kind of blood.
What is this fucking skin so...
Shit.
What the fuck is this sound? Why am I going insane?
Watch out. Bumble.
What is corn?
Hmm, corn.
Corn?
Tainted corn. I'm gonna eat it.
Me too.
Eat it?
Eat it? It's a weapon.
Ah.
Oh, sorry.
Where's the...
Oh no, he's doing a puzzle again.
Oh no, I can do it if you want.
if you want
I got it
I can do it
I apologize
I can't even see it
I'm finally out of the dog
3 seconds
3 seconds
Go in
Yeah
I just get the gendik once.
Okay don't smash things unnecessarily, cause then the angry house.
Yeah but we take damage as well, so that's minus loot.
here is an actual house
hit this guy
i don't want to serve the pans
oh wow this guy is hot
what the fuck
I don't want no soul out of it what the fuck
I look like a fucking only fancy
Hey potato
Oh, okay, someone has to catch it.
Someone has to...
Motherfucker, I'm fucking dead.
Let's get
Oh my god, I'm sure we're just in the corpse here
I'm back. I'm back. Yeah, I'm back tracking you guys go forward. I don't think there's a corpse here. I
Like my new life as a poop
There's another corpse here another corpse here for someone boss. What are you doing?
Sorry, are you wearing me?
what is that what the fuck
is it corn tainted corn what's that do
you can sell stuff take everything sell and HP okay I'm buying this
I'm selling my mother okay what anything fun to buy this can buy his mother
there's a catullo
healing for ants
come down here
are you guys coming?
down here
downstairs I guess
what?
oh shit
there's a big momma
okay I have a one
one shot of
one shot of momma
to go
one shot of momma
where's the big momma
I'm shooting mega cannon
there he is
let's stay on the shot ahead
we won
Wee-vines-alone
I'm a child of P.O.S.U.
Eat P.O.P.U.
More pills.
Marsha, there's a plastic box.
There's a-there's not a pill if there's one on Smitey.
Ah, there's a shit-explosive shit.
me alone now you know how to kill us tonight oh there's a knife knife i'm a fake knife knife
boombox
i found 40 gold mr force uh knife knife i'll take my knife take all the gold oh whoa
okay so this is bought with another currency
King Duria's. Okay, I'm saving this for something legendary.
Awesome. Go to London.
I wanted to... Let's go.
I bought knife knife.
There was gold hidden behind the door.
Hey, here's the uh something
A sacrifice
What okay wait, okay, don't I don't I don't I don't I don't he's getting oh my god, okay
I will sell this bazooka at no more anything.
This dive is pretty good though.
Yes, it's a knife knife.
You dare come to my lair? You must die.
Do you bring light to my lair?
grenade here don't waste it for nothing I will take a very good care okay here
throw the grenade oh my god throw the grenade throw the grenade oh my god
all right fine I blocked him
behind you
They don't fire these fuckers are we getting all of them in this small area
it's just so easy
Ah fuck there's nothing here
Yeah, I died you guys see a body anyway, yeah, come on open up these doors. I can't open them
Yeah, clear the way clear the way. Oh
Hey, you're a poop go first. Yeah, I'm fucking dying. Okay, not there
other way other way other way in here wait you gotta pick me up I'm about to die you
gotta pick me up I'm about to die you gotta pick me up okay okay yeah
I'll fight
Ok, nothing here
That's a lie
Useless
Yeah, I'm solving this one now.
Yeah, it's already solved.
It's solved it.
What? You pressed it!
Oh my god, it was just about to be solved.
It's solved, yeah.
There is no fog of war so it should be solved.
There is a fog.
You want I can solve it?
You need help?
Yeah, because it dropped it when I finally solved it.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm not okay, solve it, solve it.
No, solve it, you solve it, you solve it.
Okay.
I didn't do shit.
Okay, open.
Yeah, exactly.
You know how I do it normally, I do it less often.
Let's just press all the different buttons.
The house is about to blow.
The house is about to blow.
Oh, I hear my bat-solving wing is increasing the house under.
I got a BVL, Brazilian butler.
Ah, shit.
They're exploding!
What's the mother said last night?
Yeah!
Wait, are we not one player short?
Oh fuck.
somewere
All right
Burrito
Oh, Burrito
Hey, shoot on...
I don't wanna waste my super galon days.
That's a jabby, bro.
I'm about to be fooled up.
I'm gonna die.
Okay, we have to kick this one over here.
My catch key.
You're about to be locked out.
What the fuck is Musky doing?
I
Do not that body
All right, let's go in around him
Come on, come on
Oh
Okay I'm stopping the pipe. I'm stopping the pipe.
Now. Now. Pour it, pour it.
Pour. Or shoot the balls. Oh yeah.
That wasn't me though.
That's good, that's good.
Now.
Yeah, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.
No. Run. I'm kicking the gate. Someone keep the gate for me. Someone keep the gate for
me. KICK THE GATE FOR ME! Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. Okay, it's fine, it's
I
The poop is pushing
Okay, come on I'm blowing these falls. Oh fuck
Leave no poop behind!
Do I have you only?
Am I carrying you?
Yes.
Ok.
Ah fuck.
Do you see one?
I think you can. I think you can.
Oh, there's a boy over here!
Renek!
Boat!
Okay, let's go.
Come, there's a buddy!
No, go there, go there!
Take the buddy!
Take the buddy behind you!
You're on the body!
Don't leave me behind, please.
All gates.
Thank you.
Oh, there's so much shit on the screen.
How do I go up?
Oh, fuck.
I'm clearing this area.
Don't shit yourself.
But the fuck, force and force and please force and beat the record, force and stop
story, record, force and please force and beat it.
It's calling.
If you jump, you will encounter.
Jumpa, jumpa, jumpa.
Okay, let's do this, okay?
I don't know what he's doing.
Jumpa, jumpa, jumpa.
Jumpa, jumpa.
Move.
Jumping!
What the f**k?!
That's so lucky.
I dropped the key.
Well, I dropped the key into the abyss though. What happens?
Ok, ok, come on.
Where are you?
Oh no, I'm dead.
Oh shit
All right, take the corpse there take the corpse
Take the corpse get all the toilet
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I joined in the morning, man.
Thank you for one year, man.
Oh, I didn't do a request.
I'm just concerned about this game.
I had to buy some pills here.
Actually, I'm buying two of these.
I'm also buying pills.
Please end my suffering.
Maybe this is...
I wish this was the best one I could buy here.
Walk faster with full gas.
us what this empty jar for please our night before was printing that's very
good oh yeah I can fill the jar with my thoughts in nice
how far it smells good what does that mean what what's pants what pants are
for what I think I like extra lights or something okay I'm gonna take some
I'm shoving it up, oh shit, you have too many than you get fucked in the ass, really.
I have three, I'm gonna buy some pounds.
Butt run, Butt run.
Oh no, who is there? Take it, take it.
1986.
What?
I gave you the pants.
I'll see.
You have it on your ass.
Oh, okay, okay. Let's go.
We're going to take a plane, Eros. We need your small mania.
I can't get back.
Don't forget, 3846.
Okay, what is this keep this I
Need the next fucking kills to find
Because you all took it
Oh my god, I saw my pants
Oops
Those are soiled yeah, that's beware
I
Have a baseball bat
I have a nice knife.
Okay, okay.
What the hell is he speaking Italian?
Italian?!
He doesn't believe me!
He's just fucking me!
He's fucking me!
He's not bringing my ice cream yet, but the food!
I'm being shamed!
That was supposed to be a big shout!
My butt is already blocked.
There's no more space.
Oh my God, that's why I got one of my turpies!
Save.
I
There's a close if we need this
Hello, mr. Sebastian, this is dr. Jesus Christ
I am sending you this message to let you know that I have given you the blessing of beating the record tomorrow
Oh before each hour of your scream compliments the regular cross in our god
Holland you cannot fall so you got it yeah leave him if you can do it okay
let's just continue live
that's a lot of warms
So, imagine just one day coming up with this game, I think, or maybe you need to invest
there or something.
Look, I'm gonna scan.
Fucking shit, I hate this shit.
Hey, Mr. Godgamer, take the medicine.
What is the way to do this?
You wanna have them in the corner, right?
Okay.
Okay, no sanctions done locked.
What do you steal?
Oh my god.
So still say oh my god and you spank like an idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
I can stack under boxes.
Alright, let's go blow.
I am gonna shank him.
I don't know again.
I have a shouts.
I have a voices for the north.
You are meant to be shanked.
This way.
Ah, fuck.
Oh my god
Oh my god
First time
Ah shit
Dodge my notch, just dodge
Oh my god
How to dodge it
Just don't get hit
There's a corpse here
oh I died
yeah well
oh no
I am a sheep
there's a corpse
oh my god
why there's a sheep
I'll just keep going
pick up one of them
okay
There is, I see, open in the war.
Oh, there's a lot of monsters in there.
Orson, let me show you how it's fucking done.
You have to move a knife.
Stop pressing shit, you're breaking my pattern.
I'm not pressing anything.
I'm not pressing a trend, it's a fast-paced stupid skew.
Now I'm here with it, I almost got it.
Sure.
Hey, Beckman, find the body, what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, but you throw me in there.
Yes, nothing in there.
Hey, watch.
How would they know?
Awesome, would you look at that?
Oh.
Gold.
Right, this is a big end.
right it's a bit and yeah
but I got shot
I've heard it's here here's the way
do you know the way here
Here. That's right.
Over here.
You need a corpse?
Why are you dead?
I have two here.
Harry Potter is dead!
I didn't even open it.
Knife, knife!
Welcome to Brexit, motherfuckers!
Oh dude, this guy is gonna be PEEE
Holy fuck
Fuck
Oh, I'm not lucky. Don't get robbed.
I can't! Hit it!
Yeah, no shit!
I got this
Don't get robbed
that's uh this game doesn't fuck with you so i'm doing what
hey
Oh mega password
6767
Buy medicine buy some medication
Did you remember the password? I don't remember
Chat
3867 right?
right? No. 38. 36. 40.
Forces are not really the most useless ass fucking without a shit.
What are you talking about?
BBM.
Knife, knife.
Okay, I'm good.
the bazooka the bazooka is shit
let's go
I wonder if I can sell my jar of poop
not cute chat
fuck you chat
that's how they make money actually
What is music?
I am opening here
Ah fuck man
I feel it
I'm gonna die
Like this
How I stop it
Do you want?
Yeah, I have.
Here's nice corpse in here, in case anyone makes it.
All fastballs.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna go and camp the corner.
No, no, no, it's all good. We have bazooka here.
I'm out of bazooka.
He is dead
I'm chillin
Alright
But we did it guy
There is no music in the bomb box, oh shit, B!
Big mama!
B, nope!
Boom!
There is no music in this bomb box, it's not working.
You have to sing the music yourself.
That's a bee.
No.
Uh.
Uh.
You can tap with your feet
He's gas to jump again, okay. I have four shit of my ass right now
That's good
Okay
Let's go guys!
Don't look!
Oh I said.
My potions are far too strong for you traveler.
Get over here!
He's unable to.
Should we accept the challenge?
I mean, he's the worst... worst...
There is...
We have to wait for this noob.
Wait.
Look, they have me.
Ten-chan.
See, Forrest, and that's how you hack me.
Double baseball build.
Dual wheelbase glitch.
Alright, let's go.
Yeah, I think that's it.
I'm shitting blue. I'm shitting red.
Accept challenge.
Prove yourself.
Clenching sleeve.
Oh, fuck.
It's about the...
be careful
oh my knife bro
i don't know what noise it's from the noise
there's a chicken here what's that chicken
i don't see
I think I'm gonna wake up.
I think I'm gonna say it.
Nice.
Let's go.
What is this rainbow potion?
It's goofy.
Oh, it's awesome.
Oh
Because I have double jump right see ya
I
Are starting this one
No, it's not double jump my double jump is a purge
you mean someone took this
this is america brother who first is first
uh well earlier release flash them down
I can't even take it, I can't take it.
What the fuck?
Just kick this, don't place the weapon on this, don't place the weapon.
Only do it on the big ones.
I'll just shoot them and get them back, so you're shaking those.
You didn't open this.
I don't know what was mean.
Now because someone started a challenge.
Who was that?
Now West Newarkin.
Where is the weapon?
Where is the weapon?
I'm not the weapon.
What the hell is that?
I'm not the weapon.
What is that?
Oh my fucking god, where is the weapon?
I cannot see that.
What have been happening so far?
Yeah, I told you not to raise the weapons.
to raise the weapons
No!
I was just shitting around.
No, it can be like this.
Someone could say we're shitting out of luck.
But I needed to kill them all with the fucking stash.
Can we just kill them still?
No.
I think I can see some red in your shit, that's a bad sign.
uh this uh how do you know i don't have a puppet out of some shit
oh the whole level
bruh the whole the whole fucking level again i know my music is broke out how do you know
in a way i when i say
They want to repeat the all three maps? That's crazy.
We're flushing now, alright. Flushed.
Alright, let's see what we got.
Dangerous mountain together. Okay, let's see what this is.
Dangerous mountain.
It's so dangerous.
All right.
Unlimited power.
Ok, uh, dick.
besides difficulty plus plus
more people you have
Oh fuck my ass with steak.
Oops.
That's...
Shit.
Alright.
All right, there it is.
I
Didn't capture okay
I would have raised this it's change together but with cars I guess okay
I go then
Everybody's on it
Yeah
All right, oh my god, who the fucking bear go yeah, but this fight I can't go
Oh my god.
Uh, yeah, yeah, go for it.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, maybe if I didn't get fucking pulled.
Nice one, nice.
Don't part down there, mate.
That was not my fault.
What the hell is that, mate?
We can winch them.
Go Beckman.
Go for it.
now wins wins
how are we sharing together
go
winch wins
simple
can you
winch me please
I knew it.
I'm so told.
So told.
Wow.
How do you mean born? You're born first.
Yeah, so I'm told back, obviously.
Oh, hey, can you leave me alone, please?
I need to get the hell out of my game.
Sure.
This is just fucking a little parking.
Who's gonna get me out?
Welcome to the bog.
Okay.
I mean, we're waiting.
Okay.
I'm gonna be double in progress.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Stop playing.
Stop playing.
again
again no more wincing
again wincing now
wincing now
how the fuck am i stuck here?
win... wince...
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You just need to get to shit yeah check point appeal
There's a shit point here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Okay. Oh my god.
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, no!
Yes!
Oh, is you left click and right click in order to win?
What is this Doritos sound?
As these retards are failing.
Stop pulling!
Wait, I broke him free from your...
Okay, just go over here.
Yeah.
We're drowning in a lake of stars.
I'm going to let it drop together
You guys are so bad
Okay, everyone wait
Dead
How about the countdown?
Why did he drive? Wait, okay
okay everyone shit don't try this okay stop stop maybe go to two at the time
one is laying, one is laying, two, one, go!
two, wildfire!
two!
I'm wincing
I have this small...
no, no, no, no, we got it
that's
okay
to decide
me and rescue first and then uh... the rest okay
line up line up
it's a lot of
okay one
They respawn man! What do you mean? How do you understand after 10 minutes of looking at these fucking platforms respawning?
Okay, me, Wesker, goes first. You wait on this side. What the fuck?
I don't know why Mr. Forest is mauling at me, but I can't hear him, so...
Okay, he is.
Okay, one, two, three.
I can't hear you again, that's a problem, you can't count.
Alright, I'm watching the stream.
Okay, listen to my calls, Merigman. These platforms, they fucking respawn.
Which means that you have to wait until they respawn to get reputed by, and then you two go.
Do you understand?
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
I couldn't hear you, so I didn't know the strat.
You don't have to hear me. You have to use your brain.
Really?
I don't have a brain.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
One, two, three.
Wait, we have to make space.
I'm not gonna beat him.
Alright.
Again, what did you say?
But this time don't suck dick.
One, two...
Impossible.
One lock!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
That's a real mental disability.
Okay.
focus focus I mean okay I know you should all right ready let's do this one
two three
hey that's a team play I never pull out I don't when you say go I wait
I can't turn around.
Oh, fuck.
Hey! Hey, who is that?
I was going?
Okay. Stop second-beat now, go around.
Oh, my god, stop!
What are you?
Let's go, let's go.
I am
He's passed
All right
Don't stand
Okay, one
Two
Okay, line up
One, two, three, go!
I mean, what is this aim?
What?
Again.
One, two, three, go!
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
See, I am good.
Okay, don't fall in now.
Okay.
I missed the pause. We need to cross it.
I'm falling. I'm falling. I'm...
Go! Drive off!
No, don't fall! Don't fall!
It's fine. It's fine. I fell here. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good enough. It's good enough.
You can make it to the checkpoint. It's fine.
I can make a different try.
Give us a piece of us.
Give us a piece of us!
No, no, no, no!
Hey, don't stop!
I'm here!
Ha ha!
This fucking anchor on the border of the lake is a little hard.
Left gate, you wanna go?
You have to jump here, just drive and jump.
Oh, my God.
Okay, serious, get to the checkpoint.
I, I stand up.
I'm, I'm not.
You can do it.
I'm fully stuck.
I wanna hear that plane.
This fucking anchor on the bottom of the lake.
You are the anchor on the bottom of the lake.
I'm not sharing anything.
I am, I'm not the anchor. I'm a private security guard.
What's happening up there?
I don't know.
Okay.
I think we're holding you later.
Okay, one, two, three, go.
Okay, ready?
Ready?
One, two, three, go!
what the hell is that?
now, force them
very slowly
ok, ready?
carefully
ready?
one, two, three, go!
now don't block me
okay all right here you go one okay wait for it wait for it you want to take
There's no one, there's no one.
Just drive and jump.
I'll pull you.
Okay.
I'm... I've been put... I've been put!
It's fine, it's fine.
Okay, three of the four is good enough.
Okay, how do you do this?
How do we un-winch the guys?
Because you're doing a full-wall spager.
No, no, we just go all at the same time, alright?
One, two, three!
I got it. I got the flag. I got the flag. I got the flag. Oh my god. I should.
I
To be time
It's right
I don't know
All right, we gotta reset
The winch doesn't really work. I don't know why maybe it's only the player who's connected that can winch
Wait
Let me
I mean that's fine, but I gotta go second place
which oh
oh my god okay there's not happening we have to go in order we have to go in
order otherwise this so works all right go just focus on your driving what the
fuck I wish it was lost it's not hard the hard part is not yet Tom okay okay how do
you fail this this is the easy I wanted to take a short cut
trust the process yeah well that was not me all right you have you have to go
in order you have to go in order okay go in order in order in order oh my yeah
what the fuck okay right now that was fine
all right stop second date this is the drive never don't fall in okay that's
amazing and don't look back that's when you fall never look back one at the time
there so we yeah those shit one at the time very all right you can't do it you
the time I should have walked in. Oh my. Don't pull him. Yeah, I know. Go, go, go.
I'm going.
I'm pushing through the limit.
Shhh.
Wait.
Hard left. Hard left.
Okay, I'll do that real quick.
They have more mobs now, buddy.
That was a fun game.
Alright. Don't push me.
Come on.
I'm trying. I'm trying.
I'm falling. I am falling.
All right, I'm falling all right. It's fine. I got a flight. I got it
Okay, that's cheating
What the fuck
This is gonna be easy easy easy clap
I go
What he says
They really launch you don't they
Oh, that's true
Yeah, but this before wood forces happening at the same time. It's just like
Okay, I'm going like the guy getting the record
Oh my god
Okay, so this is what we're gonna do we gotta do two and then we count down and then we drive
My god, okay, so me and Wesker have to go on the first one and then we wait and then the one drive and then we
Okay, I get this is a good strategy. Okay
I'm falling. Okay. That was I know somebody that was somebody those are me. Okay
Sorry, I have to go fast
Okay, I'm creating space. I'm creating space. Okay, wait, wait now. Oh my god.
Well, there's barely any space between these two cameras.
Yeah.
Okay, when you drive, I'm gonna drive too. Now.
So, okay, so we...
No counting, this is now and goes.
Okay, okay.
Okay, every time I say go, everyone drives one hammer, okay?
I start.
One, two, three, go!
One, two, three, go!
One, two, three, go!
This will not work.
Yeah, this will not work.
one two three go one two three go okay i'm gonna say it now one two three go one two three
hey
hey you have to be your countdown is inconsistent yes it is inconsistent because your inconsistent
So I have to match it.
You start counting the first one and then we all go.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, okay.
One at a time.
Let's go. Go.
Wait, where are you? I'm stuck.
Go.
Oh my god.
I'm stuck.
Why don't you go?
Because I'm stuck.
Okay, when you start driving, I drive.
Okay, so whenever the person behind you starts driving, you start driving, alright?
So I start now, and once I am here, you can drive whenever you want, and I will drive whenever you drive.
It is hard enough not to resolve that
Okay, it's not hard
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
As long as you all make it, it's fine
Oh my god
Are you fucking greedy or what?
I thought you said you were on the build
I was stuck
Okay, I was anchored go
Yeah, you say that but then you fall with nothing in the way only to you
do you make it okay just don't suck dick just drive like it's falling guys okay
just go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go back never look back
that's how you fall go go go go go go go I never look back I never look back
I'm going I'm going flying inside boom nice oh you guys didn't die that's crazy
okay let's go let's go let's go go go one oh fuck I'm being pulled into your
asshole oh my god just fall guys it's fall guys it's fall guys it's fucking
Oh guys! Oh boy the flag was right there!
Maybe we should go...
Hey stop!
You don't have to tell me.
Oh fuck, it's fine, it's fine. Just get the flag, the flag is right there.
The flag is right there guys.
it took a flag
alright, bumpy road ahead
i got the flag
let's go, go, go, go, go
go, go, go, go, go
go, get it
it tends to happen when you stay off the road
This is all over the earth road.
There's dunce like dick.
So your mother said lost in it. Let's go.
Yeah, just keep going.
I couldn't, I was being fooled
What the fuck?
Just drive, look
Okay, just drive
Yeah, just drive, just drive
Just drive
They made it.
I got him.
You got him?
I'm looking for him.
I'm looking for him.
I'm here to this retort.
Don't leave me.
Fucking shit.
Left!
I feel like maybe we should be using the machine mechanics.
The what?
Nice bikes.
Yeah.
How?
I don't know.
Oh, I'm wincing myself right now.
If you look at someone you can win.
Oh yeah, it works.
It works.
You have to look at them.
They're just wasting.
Ah, fucking nice.
That's fine.
We wincing.
it's fine we wincing
okay you can wince
alright we wincing
I can't see the camera was fucked. Ok, stop second, just go.
Your son just like your mother
What I wasn't even in most of the cells go go on the shame go on the catapult go on catapult go on catapult
Go on catapult
Okay, I'm a I'm a I'm going to catapult here we go
I think it didn't work.
Hey, we're so close.
Okay, pull it up. Get up, get up.
And open the line.
I'm trying to anchor the good one.
I'm going to the next.
My favorite thing is war, alright.
Oh my god, it's fine.
It's a bit of a pinching piece, man.
There, there, A-Bot.
Now we just go.
Okay, just go.
Don't stop! Don't stop!
Don't stop!
If you don't, spend on the spike!
Tell them all!
Out there! What do I press?
Alright, I will left click!
Hold, hold!
At least, I'm not sure.
This is the winch, this is the winch.
Look at me, I'm right-lipped and left-lipped at the same time.
Look at me!
Oh my god.
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
Why are you here then?
Okay, go, go!
Okay, we wait for the first wave.
Wait for the next wave for this one.
wave
actually it's coming
RIMS! RIMS on us!
it's main thing season
and then hold the fucking buttons
yes
yeah well now we're all down so I don't think this is going to work
Okay, wait for this. Go.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm out of sight, I'm out of sight. Watch that, fuck.
Ah, fuck.
Okay, wait for the first wave and then go!
Is this fucking me? It's not even funny.
First wave and go! Oh we're so good!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pull me back, pull me back, see what happens.
Pull me back.
Yeah, reach me down into hell.
Flap, flap, flap.
Where is he going?
Okay, wait for one wave and then we'll go.
I don't think he's going for the checkpoint at least.
Okay, we can win this, people up, go.
Wincing?
Yeah, wincing me down? Good, keep wincing me down.
I just need to figure out how to win this.
Okay, two at a time. After this wave, name us and go, and then you wait, and then you go.
I'm collected by a rope.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
You see that's the mechanic of the game, where you collect it by a rope.
Yes, that's what I said. You wait after we go, too.
The rope gets fresh.
I think we'll just end it. We'll just go.
Yes, team.
I don't know how I keep getting stuck so now, when I'm driving.
Shit.
I'm just down to my limit.
Okay, wait for the first one.
No, and now you two wait for the next wave.
oh my god
okay
that's just
um
am I
you can only rinse
on the one that you are connected to
oh my god
that's fine
you see
How did you do that?
I was going to do that.
Yeah, winch me down.
Okay, race, race, race, race, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go. All the way, all the way.
Don't even stop, don't even stop for a second.
It's literally...
Oh, nothing.
Okay, you have to just go.
Yeah, just go, just go.
Don't suck
Just go
Ok, got it
Let's go, gang
Alright, all good, all good
Alright, let's go, let's go
Keep going, keep going
I'm being pulled into your mother's asshole
Ok, I'm wincing you now
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
What's the difference between my push and me and your push?
Well when you do it I fucking fall down into the abyss I mean.
Go!
He's back, he's coming last on us, let's go!
And then he got smitten.
Yes.
We're shouting this one, man.
Hello.
No way.
Why are you unstuck here?
I'm driving.
I'm driving.
Okay, we can winch here without problem.
Just winch him up.
Not you.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Okay just drive.
Yeah.
Okay, I know.
I'm pulling you up now.
You're fucking pulling me down.
Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.
Keep driving.
Yes!
I think we still have a choice.
I'm retarded, retarded?
Yes, yes
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going
Wait, wait, wait, wait
I have to go
I'm gonna kiss your ass
Who is not...
Who's not here?
Jump, jump!
Just press spacebar and wiggle out of it
And you, and you winch him up
Okay
I actually don't know
I don't have, I don't have momentum
I have no speed
Okay now
Oh my God!
Whish me!
I call...
Salvatigable.
Okay.
Okay, just drive without second.
Ah, okay, never.
Oh, shit really?
Here.
You see?
I'm not second.
That is perfect.
I'm fucking- I'm fucking- I'm fucking-
I told you! I told you these were honest!
What's your supposed to go first?
Second.
Why do you want to go first?
Well, how do I all but go first?
I don't know.
Uh...
You probably should see a second.
No, no, no, I'm fine, look.
I'm just showing you how to unshapen clearly.
Oh my God!
You see, I'm here, I'm chillin'
You have to jump
I'm going, I'm going, there's a flag somewhere
Wait, what the fuck, where's the flag? This is crazy
I'm pulling it up
Where the fuck are you?
I am.
Wesker you have to winch.
I don't understand how it works.
Oh!
Okay.
Are you up?
Yeah, he's up.
Now you winch them.
Why stop!
So I can learn to get myself light up again.
You have to help me win, or...
I don't understand, where are we going though?
i am
what am i supposed to do
i can't get up
i am
i'm so confused
i'm so confused
where are we supposed to go
here
no way we can drive up this wall
oh, the bridge will move when you guys come in
i guess
okay, you gotta winch them up
it's not so hard
the front upwards ok you have to have your wheels front wheels up the hill
you have to drive with the winch up the hill otherwise it won't work like
backwards no forward
I'm trying.
There's one way to do this. If Wesker hops in the other side.
Yeah
Now what? Now you do the same thing for the last retard.
I better return to the airspace for some people
ok, for support
you're on the head TV, you can ask for support
get him up
I am holding the winch
ok now, everyone get on this
everyone get on this thing
and stay here
alright, here we go
hey, don't push me
I kill a lot of them.
Alright, perfect.
Okay, yeah, do that. Just tackle.
I'm gladiators.
Okay, that was a...
I'm...
I'm penetrating for some?
Yeah.
One retard, two retards.
Alright.
Just drive, look.
Just...
Just drive, you guys.
What are the hipboxes on that shit?
Just drive and just jump.
Like super mario.
Pipe's just jumping.
I don't know what to do with that, I have to live here.
That's fine.
Terry?
Stay where?
Should we make a try now or?
Yeah, I'm the first, I'm the first.
Yeah, we'll try?
Yeah, we'll try.
This is un-grewtable?
Oh my god, that's a plane?
A plane.
Alright.
Just don't get hit.
Yep.
That's the U.
That's okay.
Okay.
The hip-box is a little bit scattered, we have to wait a little bit further away.
What the fuck? How did that hit me?
Okay, the hip-box is not fucked.
What did you do?
The box is clearly broken.
Okay. Here I go. No!
I see what's happening. I see what's happening.
There's a little slope here, so you have to be careful. Go, go, go!
Okay, we just have to go in a row, alright? So...
Go. And now go.
Yeah, you have to wait one cycle and then go.
I'm waiting for us to die over here.
I'm not the bicycle.
Okay, I'm on solid ground in a moment still at least.
I am, I am, I'm stuck.
I can win, so I can win, this is fine.
Yeah, are you coming?
I am under the fight.
That's fine, I'm gonna make it.
I'm so close. Can you guys swing to my frontal direction?
Okay, no more wincing, no more wincing.
I have to I can make it flag everyone stop whingeing I
Can make it I can make it I can make it
Okay, now winch me
Okay, yeah, I got it
Yeah
This is not the order of things. This is the reverse order.
Okay, order?
That's good.
I'm stuck.
How do you get the back?
I fell off.
Yeah, I fell off.
Okay.
Who's restoring?
Okay.
What are you planning?
Yeah.
Okay.
me first boom there we go second second was good ice
bro let's drive around it's not into it little the easiest obstacle are
every scene just to go
just to follow you
yeah
bro that is crazy
that is crazy in the car
i know you are lying
jesus christ
it was great TV
yeah i am
okay that is crazy
slow and steady
drive it's really just a drive
I'm fine I'm chillin I'm chillin
okay just just drive just drive
yeah like that like that
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Why do you get picked by that factory guy?
I don't know, because his heatmores are so funny.
Right, let's just bomb.
You have to keep me here.
I am here by revoking Wesker's driving license.
This fucking...
I'm not allowed on the road anymore.
Yeah, I don't have any fucking carousels on the road.
You have to take the bus now.
They called around about...
I think you put this thing to help you, please, no more.
What the fuck are you doing back?
Victory lap.
Come on!
I'm just like a last.
Like a last.
I don't think Wings works in this...
No, I don't think so either.
Yeah, maybe it works, very good. We just have to have the right swing here.
Yeah, the Wesker got this easy.
Let's go, Wesker.
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Please.
What the fuck man, I couldn't even hit him!
Okay, back up like the wind up already.
I can't do anything anyway because of the wind up.
I'll see you in the sky, let's see.
Yeah, here's the respawn zone.
The money's getting us, Mark!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, now what?
Now I just...
You back up!
Ah, fuck.
He's like a Jogo.
He wants.
He's like a Jogo.
He wants.
He wants.
He wants.
He wants.
He wants.
He wants.
I'm falling I'm falling sorry
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
f***ing s*** this w******
what the F***
it's fine
f***ing
f***
I don't know what that is, it's baits.
This is the one.
What happened?
Okay, I will just have to go.
Just do it, just go.
They're not now!
I may hit the workers wrong because they're GGs honestly.
Yes, don't get it wrong, what are you doing?
Well, it's not like I can help.
Let's just get him pulled away by something spinning thing.
I'm keeping a small man from the spinning thing.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
It's fine.
We can make this.
Oh my god.
Fuck sake.
This is endless.
Quick quick quick quick, don't move
I'm uh...
Yeah
I'm still gonna shoot
What's for you to do in those news?
Yes
See?
What?
Oh wow
What?
What?
Awesome, please. I'm sorry to us.
I can't do it again
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Yeah, that was me.
That was false.
Okay.
Okay.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
How do we get up there?
There's a jump.
There's a jump at the end.
Oh, no.
You have to jump at the end.
I'm fine, I'm chilling, just chill.
I'm fucking dead.
Okay, you have to jump at the end of that pipe.
What's your full time with your save?
I'm safe, gay.
Why am I with my save?
Oh, sorry, my mate.
NOOOOO!
Sideways.
are you ok? no I got allergies
we are allergic to retaliation go
Fuck your life, son of a...
Oh, my God...
You're fine?
Fine?
No, I'm fine.
Yeah, I'm fine.
But I'm not really fine.
What the hell is going on here?
Yeah, this is something.
What?
UGH!
So we have to literally drive and turn once.
We know. Thank you, Lord.
We love you.
At least I will.
I will slow you down again.
Oh, fuck my life.
I want to fuck your life.
They are really fucking easy.
Yep.
You just go one at a time.
You have to jump at the end of this pipe.
Oh, boy!
Oh, you're going so fast!
This is not the show.
No, absolutely not.
Wait, please.
Why are you pushing?
I'm going backwards.
I love you in space.
That was not my fault.
Because we're stuck in this fucking end here, like...
I've got unfortunate placement.
What the...
It works as shi...
Shit!
I can do it again!
Okay, mental renovation, how's it going back there?
Yeah, I'm watching Western Violet.
Hey, well, you know what we said, I'm on the platform.
Mm-hmm.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Jump at the end of the spine jump at the end
Oh, it's fine.
Just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go.
What do you need to do?
Don't save me, just go.
You can do it.
And the hip-hop's are fucked.
okay one two three go
I think I need to go go go
that's like my clothes
oh fuck
oh no no no no no no no
yes
I can't you lost cause oh I can do it
don't win straight, don't win straight, don't win straight
the box is still weird, that's fine
ok, I guess I'll do it on
did it jump or did it land like that?
I can't drive any of them, no as soon as the spikes are gone down.
You have to jump, you have to jump earlier than you think.
You have to jump before you think you have to jump.
Does that make sense?
I'm sorry
I'm fine, I'm chillin'
Fuck
Wait
This fucking Paracels
DOOM
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
of doom
i'm gonna bring anise and what the fuck is this one
okay that was uh...
totally stuck
i can't see anything
I'm not so bad for you.
I get that.
I'm not so bad for you.
I would be trying to.
I'm trying because I have allergies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
You either move or...
I got it, you piece of crap.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Oh, no!
What?
You're a fool.
Ah, alright.
I'm fine. Let's go.
I'm...
Alright.
Ah, fuck me!
Hey.
What?
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
Okay, lock in
Extreme super locking
Alright, I locked in
I'm sliding down on my way to the left.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
what?
wait
what the fuck
it's just that I'm just
using the wall or something
you got a 7
I got the most unfortunate position in the race.
No problem!
Okay, good time for chill.
Sorry, I had to stay here.
I didn't slide the same drive.
Yeah, sorry, I was wondering.
Just one more try.
Okay, here we go.
Just one more try.
This one's driving.
Whatever you're doing.
Just one more try.
Okay, here we go.
Just one more try.
This one's driving.
Jump!
Nope, I died!
I can't mount my allergies.
I can't watch these fucking phones well.
Oh my god, man.
Fuck, I'm gonna have to get the fucking man out of this in a minute.
Uh, I can. I guess you're...
My eyes and my nose is running. I have to fuck off.
I have to fuck off, Chad.
I'm busy. Alright, I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
Grand Wizard Man, thank you. Go to the UGASH in the slowly.
I'll come back.
We're gonna be sports for today.
Thanks for watching.
Thanks for watching.
Thanks for watching.
I'll see you tomorrow. I got a couple of showcases and stuff I think tomorrow. We'll see what's up.
I got a piece. Bye.