Limp.
You
Here's a fucking sitcom link. So fucking funny and hilarious. Lol bro I can't with this dude
and show them, here's a fucking sitcom link.
good and mother dying morning mother dying and
Good morning ladies
Tuesdays Tuesday morning
We go chillin
Good you good some good you good
Pretty good
Pretty good version okay, what's in my cave?
Nice nice to hear good to hear
Ah all today, huh all today
Sweaty
Sweaty no
Will you replace us with indians and bots?
Not flying on it, but if you don't behave, I will.
game like Storia will you play Directive Elite 20? Yeah I will play it after my playthrough.
Not today, but it looks good. Wish good for listening so far.
No, you go Lee
You can't unprecedented your very most serene he has been sworn in the seventh term extending his 40 year tenure following a landslide victory
Mussolini sounds like Mussolini
Human Hitler is gonna turn Uganda around or what?
We're at the deep!
Alright, nice to see you soon today, hope you're doing well. What's up man?
Same procedures every year, James.
Let's see here, we got some Saburones, some Re Saburones, Ashay, thank you, Sobzoni,
we got Wong Di Tofa, welcome back, welcome back, Friendlio, the Breaker SW, Mish Muzhel
and always noted, always noted, 5 years of Danakori, very nice, very nice, this is Grimfist
Thank you sir.
Anything else cool, fresh, new, exciting?
Have you ever wanted a shot?
You inspire me to become sure you're free.
Eat diet. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Do what I can.
Did you see the invasive pig outbreak in Indonesia?
No.
No, I did not.
I did not.
I
Los Angeles Lakers got swept for oh by okc for
My son was born today this morning goodbye life I agree
AI stocks have been popping up like crazy lately.
AI matches!
A former sheriff's did believe will not face any criminal consequences after he was caught
on camera hitting two children with his car.
He probably deserted.
Let's be honest.
A massive explosion at a crowded market in the northwestern Pakistan.
like you'll turn people in with dozens.
Oh my god.
Four right, four six got leaked
and then I wanna place it, it's banned for 80 years.
Little, we hardly got cracked or something like this today.
10 days before release.
That is funny, what are you gonna ban them from though?
Cause it's cracked, they're connected to any platform, right?
So how are you banning them?
Like, I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Hardware banned, probably? How can they be hardware banned?
How insecure of you to always keep the mustache whenever you shame, Foss.
I thought you were confident in your looks.
I thought I was calm but I'm not.
I don't know what to say.
I don't get it.
Oh, it's leaking.
It's leaking in my chat.
PTA 6 Trader drops in 40 minutes, oh my god, oh my god.
An American climber, Shelley Johansson, 53 years kilo Monday while descending from the summer towards 5th highest peak.
That is unforged, unforged.
Alright, well, thank you for the new segment, mana, thank you, Scala, Rainbow Viking,
Sully on special forces Russia
Iki Iki Iki and snake eater 31. They was
We got some links. Yeah, we're some links
We got some raincoats
Very caught in the frame
With all eight successfully cleaned, Kansas heads out to check on the bigger animals,
leaving her brood in a nice, neat, puppy pile.
But someone's not interested in sticking to the pile.
This little guy named Otis is determined to see what else is out there.
Unfortunately, the pups can't see or hear yet,
yet. So Otis ends up taking a wrong turn.
Though he can smell that his siblings are near, finding them, or his way out, isn't easy.
Otis stands out an SOS, but it falls on deaf ears.
So the determined pup has no choice but to find his own way out.
No further links.
Back above the blanket Otis realizes that there's safety in numbers and maybe the puppy
pile is not so bad as long as he can be on top.
Back at the corgi ranch the eight pups are in motion.
to walk is a rite of passage for any young pup. But when you're a corgi, you must also
learn how to balance a big dog body on short little legs.
Despite the pitfalls, the three-week-old corgis face this challenge head-on. Except for the
littlest pup, Charlie, who's not interested in taking any risks. Meanwhile, his determined
His brother, Otis, has already made it to the far reaches of the den, and he's looking
for a higher challenge.
The coffee table is the perfect summit for the young climber.
Otis is pleased with his accomplishment, and the rest rush to join him at his special
spot. Of course, climbing with short legs isn't easy and not for the fate of heart.
Otis inspires the others by getting right back up. But then he hears a cry from
below. So Otis leaps to a new mission. Because while being on top may be fun, every brave
leader knows, you'll never leave a man behind.
Good.
After a thousand years, Pandora's box was at last freed of its confines.
Kratos had found the means to destroy the Guard of War.
Far away in Athens, Ares knew Kratos had succeeded in his quest.
So, little Spartan, you've recovered Zeus' precious box, but you will not live long enough to see it open.
I will see to that.
Goodbye, Spartan. You will rot in the depths of Hades for all eternity.
As the life began to leave Kratos, his words returned to that fateful night.
Even in death, the memories and visions would not fade.
For how could he forget...
...spilling the blood of his own family?
A cruel trick orchestrated by the Guard at war.
My wife? My Jack?
How?
Beware, Captain Sparta.
You are becoming all I'd hoped you'd be, Kratos.
Now, with your wife and child dead...
Nothing will hold you back. You'll become even stronger. You will become death itself.
It is the flames consume the temple. Kratos realized his true enemy was the God who once saved his life.
The same God who would now take on everything from him.
ARIES!
From this night forward, the mark of your terrible deed will be visible to all.
The ashes of your wife and child will remain fastened to your skin, never to be removed.
And with that curse, all would know him for the beast he had become.
His skin wiped with the ash of his dead family.
The ghost of Sparta had been born.
In the end, in death, he had failed.
As the minions of Ares claimed Pandora's box, Kratos' life faded,
and his cursed soul was cast into fires of feces.
And Kratos fell into the underworld, the River Styx beckoning along.
The currents strong enough to carry even the strongest mortal to his eternal resting place.
But Kratos had no intention of resting yet.
He intended to live, to return to Earth and complete his quest.
Let go, fool! You won't drag me down to that cursed river!
There is a task left for me above. I will see you completed.
You again!
No!
Why is this such a dick?
Hello?
Literally, let me be a mode.
Your son is literally, let me be a mode.
At that time, if I want Stan Lee to take over control, I'll be 83 for 54 on my fantastic 4 number 5 first appearance of Dr. D.
Now, something to go with what is, you're a dumbass?
Okay, then why is a summons for a traffic violation committed in your car bearing your license plates coming to me?
So the photo to remember that heroic day?
It's not that big a deal. You just go down to the court on Thursday and you pay the fine.
I'm not going to pay a fine, that would imply I'm guilty.
You are guilty.
Illegal precedents, and if you have the upper body strength,
carrying me out on your shoulders when I'm victorious.
Yeah, okay, no.
Aren't you saying that you will not stand beside me as I plead my case?
That's what I'm saying.
Howard?
Wow.
Stan Lee or you?
I love fucking kids.
This is Sophie's choice. It would have been a much shorter movie.
No.
Raj, you'll be there won't you?
All right then.
Excuse me. Excuse me Jayler.
What? I need to use the restroom. Not you so far.
That's the toilet? Well, it ain't a wishing well.
Please tell the judge I'm ready to apologize.
I am picking first the red shoes I kind of have a special story about this one because
I was lucky enough, I worked with Francis Ford Coppola
when I was, gosh, I was young, maybe 13,
and he knew that I did ballet.
And we shot this film with him, it was called Twixt,
and it was in Napa Valley on his vineyard,
and we all stayed at his house.
I was with my grandmother, and we stayed
and ate spaghetti every night,
and he was like, let's have a movie night.
You do ballet, and I wanna show you a film,
and he showed me the red shoes for the first time.
And I was like engulfed in the film and loving it.
And I like heard something and I looked over
and he was asleep.
He was snoring.
So this is for Uncle Francis, put it in my bag.
Okay, another, I mean, we're going on a Coppola train.
I mean, I've said this many times
and when I've come to the closet,
I've always wanted to hold this one up
but the Virgin Suicides is my ride or die.
And it was my first Instagram handle as well.
I shouldn't have gotten rid of that one,
but yeah, At Virgin Suicides was me all through high school.
I also really love Daisy's.
It's so out there and just beautiful to look at.
And I don't know who first told me about this film,
but it's one of my favorites.
I always go back and it's just so colorful and it's a vibe.
Bringing up baby, I love Catherine Hepburn
And I love that moment, like she walks away and her skirt is up and like, she has like
a little underwear out and it's like amazing physical comedy, yeah, an amazing dialogue,
very fast paced, so this is a favorite of mine.
Nicole, my girl to die for is my favorite Nicole Kidman performance.
I've been trying to get my boyfriend and I to dress up as Nicole and Joaquin from this
movie.
So maybe this Halloween.
I think it's a good one, but I mean, it's a perfect movie.
I love it so much.
Power of the Dog.
Here's to another friend.
I'm just picking all my friends, but God, she's so good in this movie.
And Jane Campion is someone that I would love to work with.
I have been lucky enough to meet her.
So Jane, if you're watching this,
I'm available for you, the worst person in the world.
That's why I wanted to do sentimental value.
I mean, this movie I think is really,
truly one of the best movies of the last decade, 100%.
So, and I love this, yeah, I love this image.
Parasite, Parasite is one.
I was,
We literally saw this.
What the fuck am I watching?
There's another fucking sitcom link, so fucking funny and hilarious.
No more lates.
I don't know what the fuck these are, they're not the attention.
And now we're going to take a look at the
All right, very interesting.
A high profile auction is putting a new spotlight on John F. Kennedy, and his view of Adolf Hitler
for the first time, JFK's only diary, will go on the auction block.
The then 28-year-old wrote about visiting Germany shortly after World War II.
He also shared his starting take on Hitler, turning the couple is in Washington with
the history of the diary reveals. Tony, good morning. Good morning. When JFK was writing
about Hitler, the dictator suicided. We already saw this one.
It applies to women as well. We're going to discuss a very strange phenomenon. The fact
that even highly gifted, highly endowed, highly intelligent, extremely high IQ narcissists
are total retards when it comes to life itself.
And I'll propose this.
My name is Sam Vaknyd.
I'm the owner of Malignan Saint-Flauble.
Narcissism revisited.
I'm a former visiting professor of psychology
in Southern Federal University in Ostov-on-Don in Russia.
And I'm entering my degree here on the faculty of SEAPS,
the Commonwealth for International Advanced
professional studies in Cambridge, the United Kingdom, Canada, and with a compass in Lagos,
Nigeria. Now that you have my academic resume, let us proceed to what interests you most. And
what interests you most is some vacancies there. No, I'm kidding. What interests you most is, of
of course, narcissistic abuse, and it's multifarious
manifestations.
Let's start with facts, as we usually do.
There is a disagreement as to whether people
in diagnosed with borderline personality disorder
have an IQ which is higher than the average
or lower than the average.
Carver in 1977 came up with a former answer.
I already saw this one.
The overt narcissists, the grandiose narcissists, and the borderline, and the psychopath, they're simply stupid.
They're not pseudo-stupid. They're really, really, actually stupid.
And in this video today, I will explain to you why I give you the reasons.
And there are so many of them, so many reasons, so many causes, so many etiologies, what we call picture pathology.
There is such a background of dynamics which are not helpful, not conducive to wisdom,
that it is what is shocking is that these people survive at all I mean they
are so profoundly moronic because they can't help it that's the way they they're
being started grandiosity grandiosity is a severe cognitive distortion it
It impairs the reality testing of those affected.
It also undermines and sabotages self-efficacy.
Those are very many big words, $10 words.
My favorites.
Let me try to break them down for you.
Grandiosity is the belief that your inflated self-image
is actually real.
It's not fake.
Your false self is not false, other people may be getting it wrong, but you know for
sure that you are unique, unprecedented, amazing, perfect, brilliant and so wonderful.
It would take other people time to discover all these things, that's because they're
more stupid than you, you're superior in every conceivable way, intellectually, bodily,
So, grandiosity is a filter that distorts information from reality, incoming input, what the fuck?
Grandiosity falsifies reality.
And so in the absence of a firm grasp on reality, of course you can't act wisely.
The second thing is,
grandiosity hampers,
obstructs self-efficacy
in order to
operate efficaciously,
efficiently,
in the environment,
with other people.
Um...
You can read more
for Gingsidcomlink.
No.
Today, on an all-new Dr. Phil.
My mother is a horrible, horrible whore.
Her family calls her a whore.
I don't believe I'm a whore.
I think you're a whore.
OK, from the outside, this space is over 9,000 square foot Victorian home.
Looks like an ideal place to raise hookers.
Can we really know what goes on behind closed doors?
This is what happens when you fuck with me.
Pamela's kids came to the show today because they say they are sick and tired of their mother.
They call a bitch.
There's two sides to every story and Pamela is adamant that she is not a whore despite the shape of her pussy.
Now if Pamela is unwilling to accept help her kids say they are prepared to kill their mother once and for all
Take a look
My definition of a horde is someone that takes out their trash. I don't believe I'm a horde
Pam is completely full of shit
Well
Pamela hasn't seen her daughter Chandra since almost two years ago
joining Chandra is her father written her older brother Perry her younger sister
serious little let's just dive into this policy how do you feel about being here
right now let me jump in at this point now what do you think my goal is today
What do you think you're going to get from me today?
Let me
Arrange as our gift to you to have a three no
You're what's called me rich panelist says 20 years ago, but she began to collect dead cats
You have 32 bags of dead cats in your house.
No, I don't.
How many do you have?
I don't know, but I don't have 30 today.
I want to pee. I'm here in carpet.
Can y'all be supportive of this?
Okay. All right.
I have a husband.
I have a husband who lives down the street that tortures me.
So you have a relationship problem.
I think if you let me give you some hot, you won't need all of that stuff, we'll see you
next time, thanks!
Hopefully
Check it out later. It's parked right out front space 294. I'm sorry
294 yeah, that's my parking spot
Why do you have a parking spot you don't have a car you don't even drive but doesn't matter that's my spot
Maybe they reassigned it because you never use it.
Well, I'm not using my nipples either.
Maybe you should reassign those.
Sheldon, someday if you get a car,
I'm sure they'll give you another parking space.
I don't want another parking space.
I want my parking space.
It's perfect.
It's a corner spot,
cutting the risk of door dings in half.
It's a mere 28 steps from the building entrance.
Then nearby tree provides shade on hot days.
hot days and is also home to a delightful squirrel which is fortuitous
because most squirrels are real jerks fun story meanwhile you still don't have a
car don't try to change the subject this is about a parking space there's
nothing to do with cars
are you listening to yourself? I always listen to myself it's one of the great joys of my life
Now, get your car out of my spot.
Nope.
Very well.
You leave me no choice.
Aaaaaaah!
What are you looking at, you stupid squirrel?
Give it back.
I'm sorry.
Could you be more specific?
My Iron Man helmet.
Cooke and Polly saw you take it, give it back.
Oh, that.
Well, see, I wanted it.
And you weren't using it.
You know, apparently those are the rules we live by now.
Payback. It truly is the B word, isn't it?
Sheldon, that is a $500 limited edition collectible, and I want it back.
I'd love to help you out, but unfortunately, I'm using it.
Fine. I'm taking your diploma.
Go ahead. It's only doctor what you'll ever get.
I shall then.
Ah!
He's in my spot.
You'd later make him stop being naked in my spot.
How in what way can you do it?
How in what way could he do it?
He wasn't using it.
And I needed a nice cool piece of leather to wiggle my naked ass on.
Get off there.
Give me back my Iron Man helmet.
Give me back my parking space. You don't need a parking space. You don't have a car.
If you don't need an Iron Man helmet, you're not Iron Man.
Well, we appear to have rich and impassable.
I have to say, I thought you'd be more upset that your laptop is sitting on my junk.
That's hilarious, man. I have a pleasant spinal cord back. Super Oak. Wing was taken redraws, thank you.
Kit Sukatsu with the Prime Serp, finnity, 5856 months, and Lumber Orik walking back, 54 months.
Hey boys.
The same guy.
That's where it's not played, let's see.
You talking gaming marathon?
Yeah, start Saturday morning.
Go 48 hours, sleeping bags, junk food.
Turn off our phones so our moms can't call.
It'll be like a World of Warcraft Party a few years ago
when the neighbors called the cops on us.
They called the cops because of the smell.
They thought we were dead.
We were badass back in the day.
All right, let's do it.
48 hours of Star Wars gaming.
It's on, like, all day long.
Hey, Sheldon, where are you weekend?
Starting Saturday morning, Star Wars marathon.
Movies or video games?
Or board games?
Or trading card games?
Or Legos?
Or dress up?
Or comic books?
Or dramatic movies and novelizations?
Yes to all of it!
We are going to play the online game.
The online game?
The online game, bully!
Gentlemen, as much as I'm sure Sheldon would enjoy playing intergalactic make-believe,
he and I have other plans.
We are attending my Aunt Flora's 93rd birthday party.
Just tell her I can't come.
She'll be disappointed if we don't show up.
She's 93. She won't be disappointed for very long.
Now, hang on. I followed all the protocols set forth by you in the relationship agreement.
I made a written request 72 hours in advance.
Check the tire pressure on the car?
I even contacted the Centers for Disease Control
to find out what shots they recommend
for travel to Orange County.
FYI, it's none.
Amy, the relationship agreement
was not designed for either one of us to get our way.
You use it to get your way.
I use it to get the right way.
The fact that the right way is also my way
is a happy coincidence.
You gave me your word, you're coming with me.
Well, Mrs. Sheldon.
Yeah, well, who wants to spend the whole weekend running around a bunch of pretend planets
battling made up monsters?
That's for babies.
Yeah, but it's got lightsabers.
Please, Amy, it's got lightsabers.
It's got lightsabers.
Hey John lightsabers, was there a GTA 6 trailer that was in 5 minutes or was that the wrong
time?
No?
It's fake.
It's going to just make shit up, I think.
Okay.
I just wanted to see if it was confirmed.
All right.
We're going to go no further links, chat.
the links we got the lever is the liver is waiting the
kujimbo story progressing game capture just play capture
I'm hardly gonna explain today.
Death.
Stranding.
All right.
play.
Just tell, go tell
Whistle Tron
Alright, I think we have a big delivery upon us.
Deliver Altar Desolvence, the DHV Maghevan.
Wait, am I allowed to teleport with this?
i don't think i can't have this right
oh my god
my kevin hatchy eighty six thank you for
off-roader
i'm off
Argo management.
Load into the car.
Oops.
Okay.
We can afford one of these.
It was one of y'all
Let's go
So we're going all the way, and it's open to the highway here.
All right, I'll do the spike.
uh...
uh... how do we do this
uh...
some of the highlander
but uh...
is this even the right way
i can't see where my character is aiming
and he didn't even build it all the way
the fuck
lacy ass motherfucker
i would just take this route
i would drive through this uh...
bandit territory
and i can't teleport with the bag
baggage
We're just going to drive through a bad character and hope they don't fucking impale us with Zeus.
Oh, there he stops.
The Honest Mr. Paul Scogimba is a genius this game is really good compared to Death Stranding
one it deserved more awards than Expedition 33.
This game is so Optimus you can play it on any platform which would still look.
I hope you change your rating after.
I haven't even given it a rating.
But it's definitely not beating explosion 33.
It doesn't know how to do combat.
Okay, this is gonna be the tough part. Drive straight through. Straight through, right?
Into the fucking tunnel.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Just go, go, go, go, go, go. Into the tunnel.
Oh, what the fuck?
I have to hit the guy with the spear.
Oh my god! What? How did I fly out?
Oh my god.
As long as we don't get hit by a lightning spear, it's really good.
of
a
half
of
a
I'm a lady, but I seem to be lost around the sun.
Hey! Hello! Can anybody hear me? I can hear you!
I'm down!
We're having a sewage so we can't get hit by mines at least.
We are
as many as you can
Run it over
Where I short circuit
Okay, I know our shortcut here
construction sound. safe house.
I guess we have to go through this, whatever this area is.
Ah, they go down here, baby.
Ah, don't flip. Rico. Oh, what the fuck.
are nice
the pleasant place to ride
as long as there are no sandworms
there aren't any sandworms, are there anything?
see ya mate, here's a little bit of time to come back, my name is Jeff
here I say 6 months to get the mansions and what do you know Royce like, what do you know if it's from man
here you go
hey, probably go somewhere about here
So there's graphics and video games currently?
Yeah.
Um...
On top of my head, I cannot think of a game with better graphics.
But...
Um...
Red Dead Redemption 2?
I don't think there are any Redemption 2 pieces, but...
What about Battlefield 6?
Battlefield 6 had really good graphics.
kinda unfair to compare small size and large size than them
I don't know exactly how about it for a look but I was fairly impressed with this
All right, get your stuff.
Gah!
30% damage.
Uh-oh.
Thanks for the help Sam, and apologies for greeting you as a pilot, Brad.
Despite all the effort you've put in on our behalf, I'm tired of with ship repairs at
the moment.
Can't afford to risk contaminating this worksite either.
Anyway, let me check your car now.
the other one they only get fucking 30, they only get B, there are no complaints, fuck
We can handle the buckage.
It's fine.
I'd rather you get some sleep so you're ready to tackle your next order.
By the time you wake up, we'll probably be finished anyway.
I finished anyway. Enjoy your rest.
Oh wow, I did pick up a bunch of shit from this car, huh?
So, I'm gonna deal with that, uh, we've got store.
Lesson.
Storm materials.
Okay.
God save, take a shower before you go to my room.
The safety.
Tarmine has already made preparations.
Access to the T-True Jones delivery terminal to become this main order.
Tarmine will explain the rest.
Oh, we're closing.
Uh, take a shower.
Oh no.
There's a scary shower down there.
Cold shower.
Very character, straight from the sense of bodily fluids.
Nice.
Go to surface.
You see, if this guy fucking washed his legs, that was a pure sample of trickle down, he
He doesn't use hot water
Can you get more sigma than this guy though?
All right, we'll do take on orders extract data from the weapons fabricators and destroy them
Then bring the data back to the S3 MyGallon in the ring terminal expansion device.
Okay, downshaking by SAM target, 100% or less.
Alright, it's in the middle of the desert, which is nice.
the factory is located in this area although it's outside the carl network
they have fabricators capable of producing advanced weaponry we don't
know what kind of security they have on site so make sure you're prepared to
face anything and everything there's also a vital piece oh sorry
Righto, please, equipment, need to take video, we'll get it ready once we're done, okay.
Uh, something's bugged.
Uh, alright. This should be pretty straightforward.
I have to remove some markers here, cause...
I don't know why they don't have a fucking clear all markers.
How do I clear all previous markers?
Have to go back like this and find them.
It says there.
Where?
Where does it say?
What's the key?
Long press F.
doesn't work
Where does it say that?
Doesn't say that anywhere
Alright, uh...
We just go fuckin straight to Rome, right?
The factory where the weapon fabricators are located is outside the bounds of the chiral network.
An APAS has determined that you won't be able to hack into them with your ring terminal alone.
But with this device in your position, all you need to do is access the fabricator terminal.
It'll be able to access the terminal via the ring terminal.
device in your position all you need to do is access the fabricator terminal it'll be hacked
and rendered inoperable before you know it. Once the terminal is out of action they'll have no
way of getting the fabricators up and running and they'll likely conclude it's not worth the hassle
to try and make weapons here again. Hacking the weapon fabricator terminal will also simultaneously
extract any data stored in its drive so be sure to bring the expansion device
back to the Magellan once the fabricators are disabled you'll need to
submit it to the ship's delivery terminal to complete the order well
conduct a full analysis of the data you bring us oh and a word of warning this
device contains unique components that can't be reproduced with a chiral
So whatever you do, don't break it. Get the job done, Sam.
Okay. Roger that.
Do I have Ebola Launchers?
I don't look like it do I have this I think I have this I need Ibo-Law
Okay, one decoy, okay.
Survival Boots.
Uh, I thought we were doing Snake Boots here.
Let's see, let's go ahead and first.
Recycle.
transporter survivalist
why are they in the offroader?
i'm so confused
Who put my boots on the off-roader?
I'm so fucking confused, what the fuck are survivalists boots?
Sneaking boots, here we go, down to the queue.
quick to put on footwear
alright, we're good
we're good, we're good, let's go
blood bags, what do you mean?
we have to blood bags
surely that's enough
The sandstorm brewing.
Why am I not seeing my waypoint?
Oh no, I see.
Wait, am I driving into this fucking sandstorm?
I guess we are.
That's a good journalist.
This doesn't seem safe.
Are we fucking moving or what?
What the fuck is this?
What the hell, man?
I'm asking the furious fellow, here we go.
Wooo!
I can't see anything.
I'm trying to get the desert.
However, I noticed that you are in the desert.
Please clarify.
You can prevent full damage by using a bucket of water.
This may be explained late.
Thank you.
Isn't a desert just a beach without water?
Can I catch them all with golden hands?
Okay, there they are.
Ah fuck no.
These are the fucking red robots.
I don't think we're alone up here.
Oh no, these are... I can't... I bought all these guys. My build doesn't work.
At least can I grab an...
Somehow get around them.
I should bought a stealth gun here.
Okay. Let me think here. Yeah, this motherfucker will definitely see me, right? I have sneak
boots and I do have this
I think I could have had a better suit for camouflage here
yeah this motherfucker will definitely see me
oh this worked
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Yeah, we're not getting past that guy.
There's a ladder on that side.
These snippets were definitely the best idea I could have had.
Alright, I'll call Wattop.
We're almost there, but this guy, how do we get past this guy, there's no way that he
doesn't see me, even if he turns to the right now again, or maybe he doesn't.
I
Don't know why they did
Step off
nice game
Yeah, this guy's world is tough as the melee one.
of
death
of
death
of
death
They're good.
What the fuck is this?
Like I aggro the entire area because one guy saw me and I fell down here.
The entirety compound, all the fucking 25 of them circling the entire compound has to
aggro here.
What kind of the sign is that?
And then they just stand over there instead of actually coming over here.
That's such a garbage sign.
I have to go look for the enemy.
Because I'm in combat and I can't do my fucking hacking when I'm in combat.
So I have to go outside, look for the fucking...
Stray. It's over there. All the way over there.
What the fuck?
I died out of nowhere.
I'll have all of those.
Alright.
I don't like your name, though, I'm sure.
in combat.
What are you doing here? I'll make a factory run.
okay we're here use your ring terminal expansion device to hack into the
fabricator terminal
balance instead of shooting for statufe ring terminals like system of free
control
what the fuck
ah let's see we want to auto range the cargo though
Oh, thanks for the hack and the story.
Oh, there we go again.
Now those guys are real ones all alone, huh?
You're out, there's no pretending.
I will hold you and protect you.
So let love warn you.
I'll see you in the night, son of Steve.
Hey, brother.
Did you miss me?
How about it?
Yeah, I figured you'd pay this place a visit.
The thing is, I've been distributing the fruits of this fine factory all over the continent.
The guns and violence, the whole damn world could be yours.
Same as it ever was.
No?
Looks like you decided to trade in that rope for a stick this go on.
Well, I suppose even a porter has to pull the trigger from time to time.
What about you?
Hey, buddy.
Are you just another soulless middle-hunt?
Let go of me!
But, Santa Guitars, where's the rest of your bag?
I think that's...
Was it you, Heads?
Huh?
Was it you that killed Lou?
You still don't know, do you?
Saying the man in the dark about everything.
Fucking know about my kid.
If you want answers, you're gonna have to find them yourself.
But the ones you do find...
Well, that pain, you nursed, will only get worse.
Now, I gotta say, I'm not a big fan of that fancy boat your friends brought along.
So, before they show up, how about I get a little taste of that endless agony?
Hmm?
Some special, just for you.
There that rope you like so much.
And this spear, my guts, now go tighter over time, you best believe they'll pop your head
clean off.
But, you are the patriot, and you just keep coming back, only for my boys here to keep
doing their thing over and over again.
So you'll just die and die and keep on dying for all eternity.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Really ashamed you won't stay dead.
But hey, locking you in a cycle of inner suffering, well that's good too.
So let's let the glorious game over loop begin.
The fuck?
Sambro, you guys are huge.
You're a big red... to see you make dance, huh?
Yeah!
Yeah! Come on!
Shit.
Son of a bitch, it's just like me.
Sorry, Sam. We'll have to have our fun another time.
Hi. Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
I'll explain later, yeah I'll talk to you later.
Almost.
Alright, well, thanks for helping. That would have been a total suffering indeed.
Going back to the future.
I used to think it was taken again. Thank you. Zmoo, your ass, Jr. Welcome back. Can you
west acrobatic pineapple and vice-versa on 37th of English.
I feel like shit is going to be explained with like time travel or some shit but I hope
It's locked.
One day I wonder, if someone's here to see me.
And I don't know, if I forgot about you.
How do we get here?
How the hell would I know about you?
What would we do?
What my theory so far?
What would happen to you?
I don't really have a theory actually other than the fact that Charlie is actual on our
side and someone that we actually know but he can't reveal his identity because I was
I'm just gonna say time travel stuff, but I hope not.
Time travel is always always the same for me.
I don't know who the samurai is or why he has the baby, the voice, but you know.
Oh see, I'm sure it's explaining Lavin.
Ah, here we go.
Ah, special delivery!
I feel like they'd better have a good explanation as to why they brought back kicks like that
because that was kinda lame, but maybe it was like a good explanation for it.
No problems with this cargo.
Tarzan's analysis should proceed without issue.
Thanks, Sam.
Ah, jeez, Rick.
Now displaying your current port of aid.
I'm glad we could confirm that Heats was involved.
Though I still don't understand how he escaped the beach.
The Ghost Meg forces are definitely under his control.
And Higgs is determined to spread weapons to every corner of Australia.
The information we retrieved from the device you brought back to us only serves to confirm this.
We now know for a fact that the weapons spoken up in this region can all be traced back to that factory.
But that's not all we've determined.
We've also learned about a new type of fabricator, one that wasn't present at the weapons factory.
It's not clear where they're being used or what they're producing, but this likely means there may be another factory out there.
We'll look into it.
What did that?
Great work, Sam.
That factory won't be capable of producing weapons ever again.
The motherhood should rest a little bit easier with that knowledge.
Higgs remains a concern, however.
It is indeed possible he has another factory elsewhere in the continent.
It seems we'll need to proceed with greater caution in the days and weeks ahead.
Upgrading the Magellan may also be worth considering.
As for you, Sam, you need only to continue expanding the network.
Only?
For now, Sam, you should return to your private room and get some rest.
You made a real difference today.
Yeah that's that. I contributed to society, um?
She's at it again.
Wait!
Looks like we have skies.
Let the sun shine tomorrow. It's a Japanese game to predict the weather. I lent it as a kid.
This is rainy, cloudy, and sunny.
A challenge to world of evil spirits. To help keep tomorrow safe.
Tomorrow is safe.
Hope it's right.
Doesn't it always rain whenever you go outside, though?
Yes.
But deep down in my heart, it's really sunny.
Always.
Okay, your turn.
Okay.
Let's do this.
Ashta tenki nane.
There. Now it'll be sunny.
It's sunny.
Bye, Sam.
Bye.
Whatever.
well
he's kinda obsessed with the feet huh?
seems to be a reoccurring theme in this game
lots and lots of uh... feet
the only one streamers
like Tarantino
he's the Japanese Tarantino
can he start showering before he goes to sleep though?
to set the last stranding in motion.
So instead, he settled for trying to pit people against one another
so they can tear the world apart for him.
The weapons factory was just a means to that end.
All the more reason why we need to rely upon the rope
that is the chiral network to bring the whole continent together.
That's not all he said, of course.
He wanted to get under your skin with those comments about Lou.
To get his revenge by inflicting as much pain and suffering as possible on the undying repatriate.
Personally, I think you should try to put it out of your mind.
Focus on finishing this journey and in doing so finding the closure you need.
That's one of the reasons we took to the road after all.
That and finishing the network to bring forth a new plate gate. Let's carry on Sam one step at a time
Hey, man
You can pick up this main order by accessing the mother's delivery terminal
Okay, let's get a shower though
I
Spam
I'm going to talk to Dolman to figure out his backstory.
Right.
I've known Tarman for quite a while now, but that was the first time I've heard him
speak about his son in that fashion.
It made me wish that I could do something, anything to ease his burden.
But, setting aside those feelings, suppose that Kataphiz is in fact his son reborn.
Why does it treat me as though I'm a threat?
Does it just hate me?
Reincarnation or not, perhaps it's still a cat at heart.
Ah, statenchi ni nare.
All right, my shoes don't come off.
Oh, well.
You know, Sam, I was just thinking.
Each time we take the DHV Magellan into the currents,
the level of car pollution on board increases,
which is why everyone has to pitch in
to clean the ship after every trip.
In spite of that, we still find ourselves stymied
by nasty blockages like this one.
Tarman broke three mocks attempting to dislodge
a particularly stubborn wad
before throwing up his hands in despair.
Although he failed in that epic struggle,
I can only respect his dedication.
Sam, the doctor's talents were a sight to behold.
A psychic midwife had never had the opportunity to watch one at work before.
How many children has she held in those hands of hers, I wonder?
I expect she knows a great deal about BB units as well.
Apropos of nothing, I spoke with Rainy earlier.
She tells me tomorrow's making excellent progress with her studies.
progress with her studies.
Before we left to see the motherhood,
she was tackling and solving
relatively elementary problems.
But it seems she's since progressed
to intermediate and higher level ones.
At this rate, she might well surpass
our own capabilities before long.
To learn is to grow.
And to watch her grow so quickly
has been a delight.
Sam.
so that was the esteemed data scientist they didn't take much convincing to become a part of the
chiral network after all did they i suppose the appeal of apas's analytical capabilities was too
much to ignore and they must be quite the fan of pizza too the considerable weight of our last
delivery did not escape my notice there's a little bit behind do you think the chef was able to pack
into that container.
Three months of small talk.
A suit that prevents its wearer from being recognized by AI cameras.
Bro, what the heck?
Eyes are the most prominent sensory organ of many life forms.
Those of us who specialize in psychology often learn a great deal about them.
You see, what the eye and the camera perceive is compared against past experiences and data to yield a conclusion.
Perhaps this suit exploits a flaw in how AI cameras perform this function.
Which is to say, you shouldn't presume you won't show up on these cameras.
But I think it may utilize a form of optical jamming to obfuscate your appearance.
In this way, it ensures the system doesn't interpret you as an intruder.
Come to think of it, I see that the armed survivalists have gotten their hands on a new assortment of weapons.
And our own arsenal has since been expanded courtesy of the pizza chef
People seem less and less inclined to give others the benefit of the doubt these days
I fear it's going to continue to get harder to earn the trust of strangers in the future
Come to think of it Hartman's condition is cause for concern
There's no sugarcoating the tremendous strain. He's putting on his body
His is undeniably one of the hardest 21-minute syndromes to live with.
I see the disruption to his circulatory...
Imagine dying every 21 minutes.
How do you sleep?
I don't forget that the heart itself has a great many pain receptors.
The definition of a power in the past.
Not that my body could ever serve as a suitable substitute for his.
You know, Sam, I was just thinking, I was surprised by how effectively tomorrow was able to fight those mechs.
The way she took advantage of the tar and used her unique abilities against them, it demonstrated impressive improvisational skills.
But her capacity to rapidly accelerate the age of any material or enemy she comes into contact with.
Oh, I can't help but be a little jealous.
But there are other ways I can contribute to your work, which I hope to continue doing.
The amount of small talk.
He's done nothing.
That friend of the Dowser we rescued was a very brave man, don't you think?
We're just stating the obvious.
He was such a dangerous place all by himself, in spite of the countless potential risks.
Perhaps it would have been better if he wasn't quite so brave.
to think of it those apples rainy gave us do look tasty I must say such bright
healthy colors perfectly ripened in my estimation how fortunate that we received
so many ah yes the armed survivalists don't seem concerned in the least about
causing people's deaths it's unconscionable terrifying too man thought
the lawns enough to make me feel sick. Sam, none of us can go through
catastrophic trauma without being forever scarred by the experience. Trying to
reclaim a sense of normalcy through routine can help the heart to heal. Your
deliveries are making a big difference, Sam, for others and for yourself.
apropos of nothing necrobiles are fascinating okay bro and they seem to
have the sudden in if we success
bro this guy is just japping on
just saying the obvious
I'll take the
vitamin.
Okay.
Your service entry is according to this card, who is appreciated.
The delivery will be assigned to another border.
So let's pick up the stuff here.
and
Well, it seems we've identified a similar looking object.
The mechanic, whose shelter you're slated to link up next, reached out to us.
He's asked us to go and retrieve this object on his behalf.
I'll give you a more detailed briefing as you review the request.
Accept the main order on this delivery terminal to proceed.
I do wonder why he needs the coffin to tar travel.
Well, couldn't he normally tar-travel before the first game?
study may provide us with intel on Higgs and his movements. The mechanic is eager to conduct
an analysis and we have every intention of cooperating with him. That's all the additional
information I have for now. There may be more surprises in store for us during this operation.
So take all due care in plotting your route and finalizing your equipment loadout. We're
counting on you Sam.
I'm pretty sure that I wasn't there before, right?
This is the place with the bridge.
Yeah.
So...
Do we want to go through the bridge?
No, I don't think so.
I think we go through here.
and then we go up here
Oh
Smart guys
Oh, fuck. Okay, fine. Yeah, we're definitely not what I crossed out through.
Oh shit.
Alright, this one is silent.
What the fuck was that?
What?
Fuck.
It's cyber fucked.
Oh shit, he has a bomb!
Oh my god!
I need to get that jetpack!
Oh my god!
What the hell?
All right, so much for stealth.
Pretty cool tech the hologram
I am lower than motherfucker
Looks like you have what was requested. All that remains now is to drop it off
Ah, I need to swap this
Carfin goes into this one, maintenance tools, smart drags that are destroyed, offload, offload.
Okay
All right close to the swap we just swapped
All right very good
Ah, this is definitely the wrong direction, okay.
Over there
that's right
walking send equals riding send
Yeah, I mean, it's given to me.
I'm gonna use it.
Uh, like people are going to buy Glocksdorff,
Shrink the ninja,
SaitoKanala,
pit underscore, please tell me what's the code.
It's a Kano, it's 29 months and a half.
Very nice, there you go.
do you think the dog is smiling face as I can be shooting in the sky
take all your time, this time of year I'll be not far
we have to be there for everything
I can't believe I'm living with this
Good day.
Very nice.
its condition. The device.
Yes! Looks great to me. I'm so taking such good care of it.
Been waiting a long time for you to get here friend. I understand you have a
the cupid. Then go ahead and connect me to the network.
I actually understand why the people that
drop or build these places
with these panels
didn't just activate it when they were here.
Like, why?
Just bring a cupid while you're building this shit and it will be auto fucking connected to the network
What the fuck
They explained it before.
It was explained in a Kojima interview.
fascinating this ocean of information it's so much more than I imagine enough
for me to make great strides in multiple avenues of research I hesitate to
call it a reward but I would like to present you with this it's a classic
collectible I'm sure to help you make last thing memories
a fucking uh...
nineteen hundred uh... eighty four
seven
alright
i finished my examination of that coffin and now i can share with you the coffin board
schematic it's essentially a coffin that's been equipped with
an electric propulsion unit who made it and for what purpose
is anyone's guess. I just happened to stumble across the associated data while I was studying
the one you recovered. I'm also curious how such a bizarre device came into the possession
of the armed survivalists. Even though the weapons factory has been destroyed, this and
other dangerous tech has been popping up everywhere. We need to use all methods at our disposal
to protect ourselves again it's the cotton that's been outfitted with an
unusual propulsion unit it draws up tar from beneath the ground to create a
layer upon which it can glide it's not without its limitations no I seriously
doubt it will function outside of network coverage and it's clearly the
product of a deranged mind regardless it's not impossible it might come in handy
test it in the field and see for yourself what you think it's like a tar snowboard
thanks again for all your help friend oh and by the way the data scientist just posted a suborder
for you in the system sounds like she's got her hands on something intriguing you should at least
take a look at the request but i won't keep you we both have work to do
Sam, the coffin you recovered for us is being examined by the mechanic as we speak.
APAS's own analysis has concluded that while there is no evidence that Higgs was ever inside
it, the technology it utilizes is undeniably related to that of the Ghost Mechs, meaning
it's possible that Higgs is still fabricating all new kinds of weapons.
Now it's for the coffin board that the mechanic was kind enough to share with you.
much more than just a mode of transport. If you're within network coverage, you can
hide inside one and retreat into the tar currents. This provides an opportunity to
catch your breath, or to attack the enemy with a stun bomb. While you won't be able
to use it like this outside of the Cairo network, if you attach it to your waist, you'll be
able to use Cairo crystals to tow it, like a carrier. The board you brought back had
the very same functionality. So we're very lucky you stole it from the
survivalist before they could learn how to use it. It would be terrible indeed if
we had to contend with enemies attacking from the tar beneath our feet. I must
commend you on a job well done. Thank you Sam. Thank you. Thanks for doing your part Sam.
I know that wasn't an easy job. The Tom has come to finally connect East
fort not to the Cairo network. That said, it will take a while longer for the necessary
cargo to be ready for transport. So let's use this time for everyone to get some rest.
Between decontaminating the ship and searching for the weapons factory, it's fair to say
everyone's been feeling the strain. You and Dolman have had to complete several difficult
orders recently too. Rock up any pressing and finished business, then return to the
Magellan so you can take a break. We have a long road ahead of us and we need to manage
our health to make it to the end. I'm another subject. Would you mind if I borrowed that
instant camera to make any gave you? I'm not rainy and tomorrow would love to try it out.
Apparently they're pretty rare these days. I'll be a fun experience with them.
We all don't have phones.
He needs to take showers before they're numb.
seems to fit those rain drops are falling on my head, they keep falling
so I just did me some talking to the song
and I said I meant like the way he got the things done
sleeping on the job, those rain drops are falling on my head, they keep falling
But there's one thing I know
The blues they said to me
Won't you be me
And won't you be happy
I'd best if you said to bring me
A rain that's falling on my head
No, it's okay, I'm just telling you, I'm just so sorry, sir.
A little bit sus.
Sam, it's Harman.
Dear Harman, I've been wondering, is there a child on board with us?
I asked because there were building blocks in my room and I certainly don't recall putting them there.
Unless you know something about them.
Maybe they belong to tomorrow.
She's taken an interest in all kinds of things.
Yes, that could well explain it.
Right.
Sorry for bothering you.
Did you manage to get some rest, Sam?
I hope so.
Your next order is ready for you.
This time you've been asked to deliver some cargo
to East Fort Knot.
But you need to travel to West Fort Knot to pick it up.
And that's quite far from your final destination.
The DHV Magellan can take you straight there at least.
Plot of course for us and we'll get underway.
And why can't you take us back?
But once you accept this order, you can be sure that we'll provide you with whatever support you need.
Seat your equipment, then head to the rest room.
It's like she's predicting that there's gonna be a malfunction.
Malfunction of sorts.
Okay.
Tom, any...
...will you marry the Godot to modify the DHV Magellan...
so you can change its exterior color at will.
If you access your ring terminal while in your private room
you'll see a new customization function is now available.
So if you'd like to change it up before tackling your next order
you're more than welcome to do so.
Alright, so west side, which this whole thing is rotated, that's better, west knot, whoop!
Yeah, yeah, but they could have shot him.
I'm going to drop...
Oh, the number one.
Hot shower.
Yeah, let's go. Hot shower.
Using a bowl of hot water.
So the room in there is the shower.
Alright.
Do you want to swap the suit here is the question.
They said from west to east side, right?
Let me check the terrain or not, but...
West side to east side, is that going to be this one right here then?
So I'm guessing this is past the snowy mountains unless I go through here and then down here.
Now we don't need it now probably.
Let's see what Dolman has to say about this.
When I saw that coffin I was reminded of a rather unorthodox type of psychotherapy.
The patient lies down inside the coffin, which is then closed, plunging them into darkness.
Being subjected to this simulated experience of being laid to rest, they may find a measure
of peace and comfort.
If you spot the coffin that seems suitable for this, why not climb inside and see what
happens?
Uh-huh, little Dark Souls Easter egg or what?
Hop into the...
In goes the chinkies.
Woo!
Are we all imbues?
Hey, Sam.
Hi.
What are you guys doing?
Nothing important.
Can you take a picture of us?
Sure.
If we want to do it right, we could choose somewhere else.
Why don't you choose?
and
armory
and
Ah, that looks like a lovely picture, ah, but I see someone blinked, we can't touch it up after the fact, but I consider that a perk of traditional photography. One more time.
No blinking.
That's a nice barter. Thanks. Not made for a great momento. I love it.
You did care Sam.
Night later.
Oops.
Ah, why is it so much stuff in there?
no it's not so what I don't see it
Is the coffin board a fucking vehicle or what? I can't fabricate it.
Bloodbirds.
All right, quite a bunch of stuff there, deliver all front-end ledged sport system.
order calls for the delivery of some specialized medical equipment. West Fort Knot is the only
place nearby with the facilities capable of fabricating it. Unfortunately, the DH-3 Magellan
can't assist with transport. The risk of tar contamination is too great, which means you
will have to take it the overland route. It's a lot to lug all the way to East Fort Knot,
but there we are. Hook them up to the network once you're there and we'll move the ship to your
position. Alright well this is one hell of a journey dude. One hell of a journey I am
pretty sure that we're gonna want to we are gonna want to
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Something like.
Hello there.
We'll go down to the Pizza Chef to.
Yeah, OK, it should be good.
Yep.
And it looks to me like this is not possible.
Hey, there's a road right here actually.
Right, that's a real road.
How do I get there?
Hmm
All right, this is a road right here all the way here. Okay. Fuck it. We'll go here
We go here
We're charged up we go this place right there
We go
And I guess we're driving down here somewhere.
Charge over here I guess.
I don't like this.
How do I cross this place?
Can I get up here somehow? There's a walk from here.
That could be a thing.
I think we can do something there.
I'm sure something good will come along here.
Alright, and then fucking Lord of the Rings journey.
Alright, Lord of the Rings fucking journey.
That's over here, here.
Alright, that is gonna be...
You don't wanna fail this mission.
This is gonna be cancer.
Load on to pick up a further
Here we go and the people saying yeah, I can craft the board I
Can not I don't see that oh I see it now
this one weighs 60
I don't think this is good for this mission
Oh, craft it.
Alright, here we go.
Strap in.
The road trip begins.
I do believe that we should take this highway now though.
You said that the idea of dying every 21 minutes is one of the worst things, but you die about every 3 minutes doing your speed run. Please explain later.
The set is a journey to search it all.
I definitely don't die every three minutes man.
The last way longer than that could.
Nice road.
You see how the rain falls there and I lay right into my face?
Cosmetic fucking hood.
I have falsely fucking my ass all right now.
Oh, it's quite a nice, I'll take that short one, very nice, very nice.
Are we there yet?
Almost.
Actually, let me see if someone turned in my corridor for me, another player.
And trust cargo animal shelter feed wasn't this the fucking animal shelter
I'm pretty sure this was the animal shelter.
I
you
oh shit what the f**k
oh f**k oh sh** no let's get a short second mate
That is some real MonkaS shit dude.
Yup, the radio does the work and that's because
we're going on a caramel monkaS.
This looks like some kind of farm.
The meta-genome-messus.
Why can't I link this up triumphantly?
Hmm, could Jimbo explain that later? I have to have a fucking delivery
Wowzers!
Spartan do look like a man. He's got physics, but they're five years.
So where is he?
What the hell is that?
Ah, they probably short-circuit my shit.
It looks like we have a river upcoming.
River, river, river, river.
I wonder if we can just keep on this side here.
I don't think we have enough batteries for that
I'm sure this is gonna work out just fine
you
just adjusting my cargo. I just don't understand. I thought that they were
supposed to bring that cargo to
to the destination for me sometimes.
Okay.
I thought they were supposed to complete the mission for me and I can just
the rift rewards once that's done but maybe no one did fucking slackenshad
this is the game you see here, that's Kojima's holi-flying
I'll use this bridge.
Thank you, Japanese character.
Excellent.
No more charging towers, but we should be able to make it with this.
Oh, jump route's the sure safe land down there, it's good to know.
Maybe we can abuse it up a cliff.
Oh, what the fuck was right in front of me?
What the fuck? I was looking. Nooo!
This is not good.
What the fuck?
Ah, no!
Fuck this shit!
I guess it's time for me to launch it.
dude this is down for ants what the f**k
Oh, fuck.
I didn't like my MOT.
Oh, fuck.
of
the
shit. I'm in big trouble there.
It's risky to go to the car, isn't it?
shot it in this bitch I do
Oh, big damage.
That's why they call me the God Gamer.
I'm trying to find the hardest boss in the game, right through the warps, filling out my bag.
You must be more than any more little chance
To fall down down here
Charging my laser
If you let the wind down burn at the bottom
You can brand the fact that you've ever gone
So walk away, you'll find you
I
This is it, right?
Yeah.
There's no room in the ground, no one in the house
Still alive and found down on the base floor of the chair
Because there's no tear in the ground
I can't carry them on
Hmm, not much of a place, huh?
Alright, we're here.
That'll be a long journey.
Oh, we made it.
Simona, welcome back to the Netherlands.
See what they say.
Looks like a nice frame to me.
I appreciate you coming all this way.
You're a lifesaver.
I'm not just saying that either.
I mean it.
Seriously.
Yo, yo.
Right.
Let's get this cargo process done.
Yes!
Nice, very very nice condition.
We can never think about that all day long.
Let's see Paul Allen's cargo.
I don't know how or where you found this, but I am so glad you did.
They're so grateful for your support
Put us online with the cupid we're ready
What's that?
Bokka Skeleton, an active skeleton designed for making deliveries and making it much
easier to traverse difficult terrain such as rivers, slopes and snow, boosting provides
I see my greatest ability, but we'll drain the battery.
Kari-Kiwasa is also great in case... okay.
They won't be useful.
Boost the floating carries when you're able to win a rhythm.
Boost the performance of coffin boards.
I
Finally become part of the car will network between this and the life support systems you brought us
We can begin getting proper treatment all the folks suffering from car with contamination
Oh, I got a little present. I'd like to give you a minute as it takes
Take it with my compliments
present
Fucking I portray
TTL02, same as from the General Monser Bolt Collection.
They combine a modern rimless and silent brown, red, graded square lenses.
again those beauties are pretty hard to come by these days and I just know they'll
look great on you oh in addition to that I've shared the data for a book a
skeleton it's a piece of equipment specially tailored to port work allowing
you to carry lots of cargo without difficulty I deal for keeping your balance
Especially Taylor from Porter where I get unknown at fucking Porter.
Yeah, we've seen some fucking NPC cuts.
with fucking broken sticks or some shit.
Hiking.
Senators.
Calling it a day.
And we will keep working to improve our skeleton tech
We'll be continuing our research into road development as well all to bring this continent into the fold
All right, we've got a lot riding on you drawbridge folks. I hope you won't let us down
The fuck is a play case?
It's me.
More than 50% of the time, I'm going to have to turn back to the tower and I'm gonna have to kill you, who made this possible.
On behalf of the company, allow me to extend my sincerest thanks.
And slightly that the difficulties we face will only continue to increase as we press on.
But you and your comrades will rise to the challenge.
But this I have no doubt whatsoever.
The probability of creating a new Blipkate rises with each expansion.
Do what you must to make it happen.
Sam, it's happened again. A destruction in the Tower Currents. We won't be able to hid your way just yet.
What do you mean, Sam? This could be the result of that Nirvana phenomenon, right?
We won't know unless we take a look outside.
Let me move this.
Alright, let's go ahead and craft a new skeleton, Bokka skeleton.
do I equip that right away?
yeah
sure
why not?
What's happening?
Oh, what is happening?
Oh, shit.
We're gonna come out again, puppet snake.
You have no power, he would have seen this before, sir.
Yeah, it falls for it again.
What are you thinking of going back there?
Well, that's not an invitation.
Why is he accepting the invitation and then he wants to pull out?
I'm gonna quit my battles, I guess, instead of the book, yeah.
why is he captured now?
the
I don't have a combat skeleton here, it's a book, well boost is definitely better right,
Why are you running?
Hmm.
Is that a hospital?
There's a monster in this game, so...
scum
You're telling me
Not what the challenge said.
I'm out of bloodbikes, where I dropped all this shit over here, and now I'm out of bloodbikes.
the shit over here. Where is he shooting from this guy? Question number two, why am I not
auto-equipping these fucking bloodbags
we fucking troll him man
You're stuck.
You fucking bug me now.
It doesn't matter.
Oh my god.
Are you serious or what?
What is this?
Oh, we're fine.
I got it.
I think we got a shotgun.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
My mouse is very sensitive, I have to rest in my hands and then I click it, it's okay.
I
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I need a bloodbite.
It's all over him really.
Hello to my little friend.
Uh, shotgun.
That's not milk.
I'm stuck.
Whoa.
I'm becoming frozen.
I can't fucking see anything.
Let's kill the boss.
Come on.
What the fuck is happening?
Hello.
This game, I can't remember.
Where can you stop man?
Oh my god.
This is so fucking bad.
They have underwater mechanic right?
And then they have the fucking snow mechanic too.
It's snow on snow and we get stuck on everything.
what is this what the fuck is this
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
Little friend
I
of
the
death
of
the
Yeah, let's go leave a scone left, baby.
of
bitch
What? I'm there on the fucking roof. Oh.
Where?
The church down below us.
Okay.
He's alone.
I made you my bitch. Well, you came with us. Except, first try.
No, I don't.
Gonna jump first.
Fuckin' dollop on me.
Huh?
Sam!
Here you read me.
Come in, Sam.
Come in.
Huh?
Sam!
Here you read me.
Come in, Sam.
Come in.
I'll give it. Time travel. I'll fucking give it.
The tar currents seem to have settled down, so we'll be able to surface there shortly.
Just sit tight, okay?
Stop time travel?
It's definitely time travel. It's literally the definition of time travel.
He goes in there at the age of 10.
He's become an old man before it has even passed a year on fucking real earth.
That's literally the definition of fucking time travel.
You can't go backwards though, so it's not time travel, it doesn't matter, that's not
the definition of time travel, it has to go both ways.
realistic time travel, the one we have in real life. Where, you know, the faster you go.
Sam, why don't we return to the DHV and get some rest?
You can ask Fragile to look into that car you obtained as well.
Seems all the possessions you had earlier are in that open space over there.
The vehicle also looks not the worst for wear.
Or rather, the snow where you travel.
That's the everything else travels.
Well, I'll make you pick up this ship myself.
Oh
I'll give you the details in the bridge.
to bridge, the first.
are released into the surrounding water this brine is heavier than the water
around it due to its higher density and therefore sinks deeper into the ocean as
it flows towards the ocean floor its lower temperature results in the
formation of ice as this process continues it can produce column-like ice
structures any living creatures unfortunate enough to become entangled in
these can be frozen solid true little wonder they're called icicles of death
Look at my Chevrolet. It's got a big heart.
North Pancelot welcome back, from the south we have Beast Slav with three years, it's
four so many, think you've been to the badge, on the cat on your necklace, or the poise
one.
His name is Neil, Neil Vanna, not Nirvana.
Neil Vanna, here I thought he said Nirvana, there must still be tar in my ears.
Since that DID card you brought back belonged to the man himself.
Charlie help me dig up the details.
The card was issued by Bridges years ago when the Cairo network was still being developed.
Records confirm that Vanna has been dead for some time.
So he was a member of Bridges?
No, doesn't look like he was.
Vanna was a porter contracted by Bridges to handle jobs with special requirements.
Like all of you, he was a doomed sufferer who leveraged his abilities.
A top-notch border by all accounts.
He worked the Mexican border.
Brought over all kinds of useful stuff.
Ostensibly, resources and medical supplies.
But in truth, he transported drugs and other prohibited goods.
So he was a smuggler?
Vanna's ID card served as a key to some of Bridge's secure installations, though only a select few, of course.
Specifically, those dedicated to the BB experiments, along with various other medical facilities.
I believe that the place you went to for cancelling was one of them.
But everything in that area was obliterated eleven years ago by a boy named Vanna, one in which Neil Vanna died.
And from which you alone, Sam, were fortunate enough to emerge alive.
Prior to all that, your counseling sessions made you a regular visitor, yes?
While records indicate Banna frequented the same facility, there's a fair chance that the two of you might have met before.
Do you recall seeing him?
It's a horribly surprising. A great number of people pass through that all the damn time.
No one would remember them all.
I
Why would you say it's all name out loud though the first time we're there
There's a Pokemon
Well, I caught him.
I'm still just a...
Nah, I'm the first man.
By the way Sam, you saw tomorrow with the apples in the corridor, right?
I'm blind
do I have the other skeleton too?
Bokka skeleton
what did i do?
oh wait, i dropped it into a good one
what were you saying?
i just want to practice her how long she can last before robbing everything like this
that's what i wanted to say, kinda obvious
This is the next gun.
I should have just kept out the same.
The next objective can be found in the heart of it, in the form of the Eastern Environmental
Observatory.
Once again, you'll need to link up several sites on route to this destination.
The first set site to be brought online is the Chronobiologist Shelter, which is due west.
Pick up the main order on this delivery terminal in order to begin.
Do not submerge. Do not submerge!
Wait, did not submerge the little crypto biobuy into the chrono biologist?
Is that chrono time?
And you say there is no time traveler still.
on the snowy mountain okay I think you want to hmm I think we want to travel here
okay let's go here we're going to be tea territory we gotta get fucked on us right
Nah, we're fine. Let's just do this.
And then we go up here.
I wonder if we can draw it up here.
Okay.
We'll find out in
RP. Uh, we can up submerge these though.
Or is this the running and losing Florycaire is going to be a little sandwich variant.
MP5 in the end.
Oh, this one is really good.
I have to waste 80 points on Amazes though.
It's kind of cringe.
Or do I?
Maybe I can go straight here.
I ain't gonna stay here.
Okay.
Let's get that carrier up on this bridge actually.
0.1
0.0
0.5
0.3
0.2
0.3
Oh fuck my ass was lit.
I'm gonna stop the suit to the snow one.
Snow.
Okay.
And also we wanted to do one more thing and that's to change the...
Bokka, Bokka!
Alright, we're ready to go boys, we're ready to go.
The snowy mountains are ready.
the
why if this is loot that he has on his chest, why is this your system?
finding Lou.
Because Lou is dead. Yeah, Lou is dead.
And Lou respawned into this new baby rights.
That's why he's falling in Lou.
So why is he searching for dead Lou?
Well this thing right here is Lou, right?
This baby on my chest is called Lou, that's why it said Lou is enjoying the ride.
But Lou is also one year old fucking or two year old toddler or some shit, right?
And that one is allegedly dead, but it's obviously not dead, but...
I think that fucking Lou is time traveled.
I fucking am calling him right now.
If he's one of the main characters.
I have a samurai or a charlie or something like that.
Oh fuck.
Hopefully no aliens here.
i went up a little bit too early
we can't boost there, because we are running out of gas
Alright, we're going down.
This one is better than I expected.
and
should
the time falls now as well
right
The space detected. Be advised that your safety is restricted inside facility grounds.
Snowing us through there.
Ah, they do have snowing us through there.
They even have snow here in Cyprus.
I
visitors I'll take your cargo right away
he's on the best
What.
I was really.
I was all but certain that it had been lost for good.
I think it's a lot of some of our tweets.
I know you're not going to continue my research.
And it tells me, all right, use your Q-pig to connect to my shelter.
the chrono biolist
I'm finally part of the carol network. I've been looking forward to this moment. I should
be able to conduct research at a faster pace than ever. Please accept this by way of thanks.
This bish is swellin'.
I picked up this accessory in the UCA. You should try attaching it to your backpack. Who knows?
Am I bringing you good luck?
Oh, and in case you're curious,
the cargo you brought me contained a stock
of crypto-bio-variants.
I know, I know.
I'm taken to calling them chronobiotes.
They appear to alter your body's internal clock
for a brief period when consumed.
Just another example of them anyways,
the Death Stranding is wreaking havoc
on our perception of time.
It's introduced us to Timefall and the beach,
as well as the EEs that brought about previous mass extinctions.
You know, I can't help but wonder if extinction entities are related to chronobiodes.
Anyway, uh, I'm glad you're here.
Especially with the strange incidents we've been hearing about lately.
Strange incidents?
Well, the porter who used to come through here was attacked by something.
It was bad enough that they gave up doing delivery work for good.
They still managed to deliver my last shipment, but it was covered with strange dents and markings.
Yetties.
When I asked what had happened, they just said it was the work of the headless writer.
People have been talking about the writer for a while, actually.
And there's this guy not far from here who's been trying to study a strange mysteries like that.
I sent him some details and he said he'd need to ask around for someone to lend him a hand.
You should keep your eyes peeled for trouble until he figures out what we're dealing with.
So, I've heard a little bit about Hartman's research via the hydrologist, you know, the
mass extinctions of trilobites, ammonites, and the dinosaurs.
Apparently, all these ancient events were set in motion by extinction entities.
I'm told there was a human extinction entity as well.
that EE's had umbilical cords linking them to the beach, which could be why their fossilized
remains were somehow unaffected by the passage of time. The parasitic chiral microbes that
latch onto chronobiotes also originally came from the beach. So, you could even think of
them as another form of umbilical tether linking their hosts to the other side. It's a pattern
that shows we can't discount the possibility that a new EE might yet be born. And the reason
why I believe further study of these microbes could help prevent another extinction event.
Now that I have a chiral network connection, this sort of research should finally be possible.
I hope this isn't the last time we meet. With no one else around to make deliveries,
I was beginning to think I'd have to call it quits. Oh, by the way, a suborder just got posted
about the strange incidents I mentioned. You can check it on the delivery terminal here.
it's probably in your interest to find out more anyway given how much time we
spend outside and who knows you might even be able to convince them to join
the chiral network too I just hope we can get to the bottom of things sooner
rather than later thanks again and take care
well they sound by the way we have informed you of that at your share could
You joined me on the bridge
We managed to learn a few more things about me, O'Vanner.
You may remember that he was a porter contracted by breaches.
That's what we told you before.
Since then, I received him now.
Another one from our very own hardman, who, yes.
Look, we sure we can trust him.
Whatever they are.
I know.
They are almost certainly someone on the inside.
Someone with access to the U.C.A.'s administrative systems.
It seems Neil Vanna was attending therapy sessions.
But the real revelation is who Vanna's therapist was.
Charlie, can you please explain?
A specialist who worked with other doomed sufferers.
Including one Sam Bridges. She was a therapist.
And your partner.
Lucy?
Neil Vanna's name was on her client list.
Right there in black and white.
what was that? it's a girlfriend and a therapist and when she was pregnant with his new mother
Oh, shit.
We got kicked by, uh, Miranda.
Arthur? After what?
That's what she ever was to me.
fear of touching right?
yeah fear of touching
sorry that's an autism
was he ever cured?
Yes, and the first day.
So, she was playing with Nirvana and the baby is a loo.
You really don't remember me?
That woman just now was that Lucy?
Lucy
That was Lucy. Ah, yes. She was your therapist, wasn't she?
Her and Neil Wood were from the same orphanage or some shit
They both have the fucking cutie on their head
I made you remember from the show case
sporting the fucking jimbo
What are we doing, I forgot what I wanted to make, alright let's go get a hunting or something.
Oh, just the man I've been waiting for.
The Metagenomicist's main order is prepped and ready for you.
I'd like to know if there's a timefall-resistant emu I identified and take it to your shelter.
You might find the capture a bit tricky, but if you're real quiet, you shouldn't have too much trouble getting close.
Now, this email appears to possess certain unique temporal properties.
It may well have some kind of connection to extinction entities as well.
The Mediginoma system might have different insights into its nature given her specialization, though.
Personally, I'm hoping this might lead us to a major breakthrough.
Also, there's another order I want you to handle when you have a moment.
It's related to those strange incidents I mentioned earlier.
They might not be occurring right on my doorstep, per se, but they're still very troubling.
Help us out, Sam.
It's scary.
I can do this one on the way, you know?
Or can you only do one at a time?
The route is the following.
That is a long as mission, okay.
It's not as much as Merlip, it's a little...
necessary
Okay, not cosmetic, but useless
Alright, let's go
Don't tell me to take care
Alright, let's see.
This is...
Isn't this a sick line or some shit?
I didn't know it was a shit.
Where is this active end?
Or how do I know where it goes?
No connecting ones.
Set it up for me baby rage.
I'm gonna jump
Am I gonna jump that's fucking Atari
I'm jumping on both the jump
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Wow, that was so bad.
What's that mean?
You're mine.
Woo-hoo!
Somebody let me ahead!
Hey! Hey!
Get out there!
Can anybody hear me?
Somebody let me ahead!
Hey! Somebody let me ahead!
No!
I'm not going to let you go!
Somebody let me in here! Hello! My name's Sam!
Hello! Can anybody hear me? Somebody let me in here! I'm Sam!
Can anybody hear me?
Oh, I'm talking to you.
I'm glad you're here.
Okay, so we're supposed to go to ghost hunter here.
2
Pigeon!
Sure like doing it.
WAH!
Oh, hi.
I appreciate you coming all this way let me to take a look at that cargo you carry
Hey
Sir, I finished examining the cargo you brought on over.
Now, I know this isn't your fault, but this thing has been absolutely savaged.
A highly doubt-humane or animal involvement.
Kinda looks as though I was battered with a large, heavy pole, but...
And there are also parts that appear on my method.
Not to mention the unusual tie-locks imprinted on the surface.
Putting all the pieces together, I reckon this is likely the work of the headless writer I've heard rumors about.
Honestly though, it seems like it was set upon when I won several times.
She damaged proof enough of that.
Yeah, we're looking for multiple villains, I'd say.
They won't come out and wreak havoc just any old time.
There's gotta be a reason they attack Travis when they do.
Mind over me figuring out what that reason is?
That way we can set the minds of porters like you at least.
Once we get more about them, I can use that car or network to win light on everyone else too.
That was my curiosity, and I'd be happy if you'd hook me up.
That's what I'm trying to say.
If you came to do so, you'd pick up the suborder I posted.
I've included the relevant information in the order details.
Be sure to look it over should you choose to take it on.
Order completed.
Well done.
Alright, what direction is that?
Ah, no, I don't think so, I'm on my main mission here.
That's a cool quest.
I guess it's not too far, but it is in the opposite direction, okay, that's it.
why don't we begin by considering what we already know nothing comes to mind
take a look at the order details for a fresher minute
there's an agent for this restriction
uh okay
of
You're crossing here, right?
I like it.
I like it, I like it.
Look around. See anything strange?
Well, there's a lot of bikes here.
So there's probably something to do with that.
Okay
I don't know what to do with him.
Sam, about the headless rider you found.
I've been thinking, what if we were to try replicating the conditions of the previously reported attacks.
Throw that knight, try cruiser.
I got it. We should take the enemy to the site near the site.
I don't have a fucking site, sir.
As opposed to any garage here.
How much was the safehouse to build?
Oh, there's a safehouse there.
I'm going to try to get out of here, but I can't get out of here, so I'm going to
I
Tell us
Like reason
All right, there you go
Oh, it has been nighttime.
Okay.
Do I have to store this again?
Or what is this?
Lighter.
No borders, banger.
Oh, story-o, she's gonna be safe.
Alright, let's go into my private room here.
Private room in his fucking safe house.
I probably didn't have a story though, better safe house than a story house.
Time to go to work.
Alright, bring out my...
Garrosh...
...Virusus...
...and my fury!
What's happened to it?
Don't tell me it's been hacked.
Whoa!
Up, up, and away!
you
I
Was supposed to pick up the fucking blood blood ice
I thought it was key here, is that key to pick it up?
that's
I'm not gonna die
the
First try bitch
Oh, what a relief I've made it safely back to the ground.
And no sign of our advocacy.
Strange road has vanished without a trace, too.
It is in silence.
And so it gives the ghost country the good news.
Okay, switch it out.
There's my shit.
My shit.
I
I've lost the bridge, and bridge cruisers.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Very nice.
Hang on me. She wasn't like syllabi Adam before was ready
of
I'm just taking my sand.
You see?
Thanks.
You wanted to add your form?
Huh?
Alright, looks nice on the map.
Woodland. A suit that doesn't have to be made in Deliverance. A camouflage in Madi or Mousy
Violence. Rocket Bot. A rocket launcher shaped like a piece of cargo. A little purple empty
where it can lock onto a little bit of height, so it will be fire off the box and throw it into the air.
That sounds very good.
That sounds very, very good.
There's not too many people cutting ties and keeping it to themselves.
Can't say any of us anticipated that the riders would be ghost mechs, though.
And those mechs have something to do with Higgs, too.
Isn't that right?
Well, now that we know the truth of the matter, we can come up with ways to combat them and their tactics.
Then, maybe it'll feel like we're actually making some progress at long last.
You know, we've got the makings of a real ghost hunter.
I've shared with you some schematics for my favorite tools of the trade a rocker box and a camo suit pattern
The rocker box spies MP warheads. It's a portable versatile weapon. That's perfect for dealing with all kinds of enemies
All right
You've done some wonderful work for me Sam so much so that I'd love it if you could continue
I intend to carry on with my research
There are a few things that I'm still pretty curious about
maybe there's nothing more than baseless rumors but if any see I hope I can
count on you when the time comes good luck with your deliveries take care
How much is it?
Not expensive.
Let's get a couple of these.
Let's see what they can do.
Alright, we got a...
Recycle some shit. This one. This one. This one. Like...
Actually, I should get some blood bags.
Why do I still have empty weapons here?
What do I...
Yeah, what's with these? Why are they in here? It's empty.
Got a few bullets left.
Okay, fuck it.
Alright, now it's pretty straight forward from here, across the bridge, main jump and
That's a bait, we got out of the middle of the ship, right off the battery.
Jumps are fucking smelly things, they have no fucking speed in them either.
Okay, we get to just, um, which one is it?
Ghosts?
The spot where it was last seen, he used our AWP but this search may take a while.
I'm not found.
Bitch, stop running.
I can't carry on back.
I'll bring a truck of them.
Metagenomasis, okay.
And here's this way.
I'm a stickman.
I want to go up here the ladies actually yeah since you might have left the door.
you
You
I'm going to have some plays on it, over here at the front.
Woop!
Deliver and report.
This sir, and well-informed, and well-survived.
Now you know I'm playing on your screen, people happy.
Nice.
Very nice.
Thanks for coming. I've been looking forward to this delivery.
Now let's take a look.
It's a strike, trust me.
The shiny moon.
She likes it.
That's what she said.
Nice.
Very nice.
X EX capture grenade.
Might as well have a Pokémon.
I can have a special effect on large BTs, catchers, defeating a weakened catcher by throwing an EX capture,
grenade in his mouth with a BT crystal, like other grenades this game is throwing a great punch.
What? Oh, it's done.
So when they're low and you throw this on one of the big guys,
They always produce BT crystals even when I kill them.
So I guess this is like an execute, rather.
Is that it?
No it's a pokeball.
Bro, I'm not catching them.
Am I catching them?
It doesn't say I'm capturing them other than the name.
Alright.
I hope she can explain it later.
later. I have something I'd like to give you. I hope it's to your liking. Catch you in it. I think I will pick you.
I'll hook up at last.
And wow, I was able to finish my analysis of the emu you brought me in an instant.
Turns out it was absolutely riddled with parents and child remembers.
You'd see in their presence was enough to alter the emu's temporal flow which is probably
Let them know, Madden. Let them tell them no.
Higgs attempted to make use of one such entity back in the UCA, but I know you personally
put a stop to his plans.
Hartman told me everything about those events.
It's anyone's guess what Higgs is trying to accomplish this time, but I believe in you.
And that's why I'm giving you these.
EX capture grenades are infallible weapons that work by leveraging the Temporal Properties
parasitic hybromicropes to great effect.
In essence, they allow you to defeat weakened BTs in an instant by drastically destabilizing
their intrinsic flow of time.
But that's not all.
These grenades can give you the means to summon your own BTs to attack other BTs.
Should work on all larger specimens.
I've prepared a few for immediate use.
There's so much we can learn by studying chiral microbes, you know?
They might even hold the answer to treating 21-minute syndrome as like mine.
What is 21-minute syndrome? Is that just their heart one-house?
I thought that they was unique. And multiple people with that?
Yes. I'm also a member of the 21-minute anxiety association.
But chronobiologists happens to be another member. We're sisters, in fact.
Our mother belongs to the group, too. She's a hydrologist working out of Hartmann's lab. Perhaps you've already met.
Oh, okay. It's just what the...
Different things happen to the group.
But whatever the cause of our syndromes may be, we are all trying to study the world and come together in our own lanes.
They're one-puking pukes every 21 minutes.
Ah, okay, okay, okay.
Interesting.
Explain later.
Ah, and this bitch could see by the end of September of the twenty-one years.
Bye.
Oh, shit, where'd that from that day?
shore of the lake close by. I'm told one of the staff members there's an old
acquaintance of yours. Anyway, our main order has been entered into the system.
You can access the delivery terminal here to undertake it. That said, another
request concerning the animal you rescued has also caught my eye.
Alternatively, you can undertake this sub order first if you wish.
Not even up to you, sir.
Order completed. Well done.
I got a metal somewhere, a lot of chemicals, let me put that on my ship.
here is the king's house
i own a million dollars worth of stuff when i still own a city tonight
what is here?
it's a dollar
thank you berns
minus six to one
now i'm on a level rise base
i'm in my cold and tired eyes
The tower is eating away at your next destination, at 5 east, this region is one of the world
east side.
Okay, we might want to bring the, I guess we could go above in the snow, but I should
bring the tar thingy maybe, the coffin.
Okay.
I'll just go straight through.
this race can a lot though i can't i have to put it in my
Yeah
and
Thank you.
Why are you out of here?
How obstructive is the tar?
I'm chilling.
I think you're right at the very edge.
This looks like a hard moment to get past.
My spiders seem to be telling me this is a better route.
I don't know if snow is going to drain our batteries, I think we made it.
Oh my god, we did it.
come on come on
that's it
Alright, let's get so far. Let's get so far.
Sounded.
You wanna kill the slow man?
of
the
The engine's starting to sell at 8 rounds.
I'm gonna have to use my weapons.
So, now, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna say...
That's gotta be S-Ride, man.
Yeah, hey there buddy. I was hoping I could see you, it's me. Don't act like you've forgotten.
Well you didn't think it was Igor, did you?
Who?
Anyway, guess I better process that cargo with yours.
That is exactly what they're all talking about.
I didn't even know how many times. All right, it's time for you to do you know what.
Do you know who?
the science of made liveries, shoulder herbs, anti-bete effect, making it easier to escape
from gaisers and watchers. Gaisers and watchers. Is it those that grab you or what? Anti-bete
Why are you gay, sir?
I grenade launcher, all right.
Cargo catapult.
Hmm. That's pretty dank.
Alright, what did I get? Proximity...
The side fort not used to be.
Hope place got wiped clean off the map by a void out.
And since that day, the Tars been eaten away at this facility.
Some weirdness with the current, sir.
At least that's what folks are saying.
But, the stuff you just brought me, I might just be able to keep the Tark erosion at bay.
Finally, a shirt of data with you as well.
Feast your eyes on these grenade launcher and cargo catapult schematics.
Both knew and approved his eyes.
Thank you.
You'll find there are damn sad better stuff you used to use back in the UCA.
Recently, folks living here have been talking about this group of guys in red they saw creeping around.
Got something to do with the eggs, more likely than not.
One more thing that sad us worried these days.
But now you're here, I think we can all finally take a breath.
Before I forget, got a new suit design to give you as a gift.
One favored by a prepper back in the UCA's, you may recall. Try it on for size, why don't you?
The next site for now is the show by Voidout. It happened sometime after I arrived
with one of the early expeditions. The giant BT showed up, made contact with the residents,
and boom, Voidout. Same old story. Massive Voidouts happened in the UCA too, remember?
Maybe you don't.
Chiron Network coverage was somehow
unaffected by the explosion,
but unfortunately, thousands of people
were caught in the explosion.
And you know, every time this happens,
I can't help but think about Igor.
This is just how it went down back in the UCA.
We think we were done for.
Then the man who delivers shows up.
That's me.
This is the reason I volunteered
for the advanced expedition.
The reason I was able to keep going
We figured if I did
I might get a chance to see you again
Yeah, something big
That AV pod you're carrying is different than I remember
Doesn't have my brother's keepsake attached anymore either
But hey
Life's not just about things
Promise me you'll never forget Igor, Sam
He's gone on that
He still feels so close
You know?
Sorry
We should probably talk about work.
In order with your name on it, just came in.
We're requesting a guy not far from here who spends his days fishing in the tar.
you
You
Let me guess, bottom of the fucking moon and lake ghost town?
I'll appreciate the details after that.
Another order already? You're a very busy man, Sam.
Rainy!
It would seem that tomorrow's grown more adept at wielding her powers.
All that practice manipulating the temporal properties of Apples has helped her to gradually refine her technique.
technique. And now she can treat you to the literal fruits of her labor.
A perfectly ripened ones, no less.
I heard what Victor Frank said about your BB pod.
He used to have a different key chain attached to it in the past.
Igor. Ah, yes.
The corks disposal team member that was caught in the void out with you at that
I see now, the key chain was a memento to remember him by.
I've been mulling over the words Victor said to you earlier.
He's gone, but he still feels so close.
There's a universal truth in that sentiment.
The closer we are to people when they're alive,
the stronger the bond we forge with them in our hearts.
No matter how much time passes, I still feel her presence.
My daughters, no doubt you feel the same about Lou.
One day, Sam, when you have a moment to spare, I'd like to tell you about my daughter and
the strange events that changed the course of our fates.
I heard time now.
Sam, I saw that you received EX capture grenades from the metagenomicist.
To think that the parasitic chiral microbes you brought her could be repurposed to infect
and birth-variant BTs in such a manner, namely by combining BT crystals with your own DNA
to produce BT cores.
This is indeed true.
It's a truly incredible discovery.
you
the
In addition, H-Fabricator contains vital data that we need you to retrieve and deliver to the Magellan.
By analyzing it, we hope to gain insight into Higgs's activities and future plans.
TAR-Man will give you the device you need to extract the data before you head out.
For now, consider the route you wish to take.
Alright.
Straight into the fucking...
Yeah.
Sam, you'll need to take this ring terminal expansion device with you again.
Make sure it's in your position whenever you attempt to access a ghost mech fabricator
on site.
If you have it with you, it'll automatically extract data from the fabricator terminal
while simultaneously destroying it.
Once you've disabled all fabricators, return to the Magellan with the device and submit
it for processing.
Oops.
Remember that it contains special components that can't be repaired.
Take every precaution to ensure you don't break it.
Same procedures every year, James.
No, let me think here.
I'll see if I can do something.
Which one are we equipping here?
The...
Or are we equipping the combat one?
Survivalist boots.
Mal...
Sneaking...
Boca.
Mmm...
Yeah, let's just keep it on Boca.
Thank you for the best gameplay, Mr. Force. I have enjoyed every day so far following
you getting back the record. This game deserved game of the year I first thought Kojima was
crazy but apparently his genius enforcing is literally the ima feels strong man
also what year would that even be
The PlayStation 1 came out in 1925, right?
So...
This came out in 1906.
I don't see anyone there.
Okay, quick.
Oh no, not these guys.
They're extra strong.
There is your mom.
I see now, they build ghostmatches in this facility.
The Ghostmech fabricators appear to have been activated.
This could get very bad very quickly.
I need to destroy the machine's puzzles.
One less fabricator to worry about.
And we've secured the exact two.
There should be three fabricators remaining.
Keep the ring terminal expansion device safe.
And proceed to the next one.
What the fuck?
fun. Alright, we gotta do what we gotta do. What do we gotta do? Smoking piece. Wait,
What is the living hell smoke?
Oh shit
It works! Only two more fabricated left to disapear. Let's move!
We're almost there, just one more saffron game to go.
Oh shit.
how to fire this what the fuck do you even do
five
of
all
and
all the
of
First try.
Hey Sam, you know that harmonica of yours?
Why don't you try playing it for a little bit?
What the f*** is harmonica?
What?
I've never seen an option to play harmonica.
Oh, I got it quicker.
Well, in the very time that we got sailing the world to do this, oh what is this, heavy.
That's a huge gun.
What the fuck?
How nice of you to give me this after the fucking boss fight.
has stood out. Bitch, 364 bullets. I'm putting the shit on my truck.
Where is the gun?
You can't.
The fuck?
Alright, well, I can see it.
This is pretty solid.
We destroyed that asshole. Pardon, very man. In fact, I am a Lamborghini. The van was
Anyway, it's 21 for you.
Minus 61
Hours
Minus 61
I own a million dollar worth of stock but I still won't sleep at night and maybe that's
That's why. Fucking, uh, cotton candy hands.
brought us
this car goes in perfect condition great job tarman should have no trouble analyzing this
analyzing it
Our analysis of the data you extracted for us has yielded detailed records of deliveries
to the factory.
It seems both the materials used to manufacture those ghost mechs and the routes used to transport
said materials were the same as those utilized by APAC.
This indicates that APAC was likely involved in the production of these mechs.
Wait, could this possibly mean that Higgs and A-Buck are working together?
We should watch what we say around the President.
We'll need to proceed carefully with our investigation.
If A-Pack and the President did indeed have a hand in these activities, the security of
our operations is entirely compromised.
One more thing, Sam.
Some of the data we received concerned Ghostmakes outfitted with rocket launchers.
I realize you didn't encounter this type within the factory, but it's possible Higgs may have already deployed them elsewhere.
We need to prepare countermeasures for the DHL Magellan with all due haste.
There's a specialist who can help us in South Fort Knot, just beyond this mountain.
Putting F6 on the grid is one of our objectives anyway.
For now, we'll make preparations in an effort to secure his cooperation.
You should head to your private room and try to get some rest before your next order is ready and say it
Good work
Thank you, I did first aid a bitch
I don't know if I fuck up the rocket fireworks thingamajigie, the ones I threw two off.
and I thought it'd be nothing
it's a lot on me oh okay I thought it was like that like dull man throwing in
and down and just shooting at the way
I suppose not, huh?
No.
about that ghost met we saw carrying what appeared to be a coffin on its back I wonder
if that coffin was somehow connected to the beach. I distinctly felt the presence of the dead
from within its armor. But she saw it. If you could feel a blow powerful enough to bypass its
defenses, it might be enough to stop it in its tracks. Failing that, you could always concentrate
your attacks on a single location on its body. What's that, friend? Ah, yes. You and Neil Vanna
have a stronger connection than I realized.
There must be some reason why he keeps appearing before you
in that mysterious realm.
Admittedly, while we've only seen a few pieces
of the larger puzzle, it may leap to discoveries
you might struggle to accept.
Nevertheless, I commend you for your courage
in facing your past head on thus far.
I say this with the utmost sincerity.
Ah, yes.
When you consume a chrono-biote, your perception of the world around you dramatically slows down for a brief period.
It's not hard to imagine why that'd be beneficial in the middle of a fight.
You'd have a much easier time lining up your shots, and you'd see enemy attacks coming long before they had a chance to hit you.
I'm reminded of the difference in the passage of time experienced when we're on the beach.
It stands to reason that both phenomena might be caused by microbes from the beach and their
effects on our bodies when ingested.
Thanks.
Alright boys, what can I say for the next mission?
We are going to take a little chill pill over here Chad.
We shall resume tomorrow then.
Let's save, you know. Let's save, let's save.
Yes, that's tomorrow. Tomorrow, chat.
Thank you guys for watching. Thanks for the subs, resubs, don'ts, kitchen tubs, bitcoins, social credit sites.
I will catch you on the next one, which is indeed tomorrow, okay?
Stay beautiful, stay awesome, stay legendary, okay?
And peace.
The baby, the baby, the baby, the baby.