you
Jesus, Lord have I heard
you
Hello, hello, Chad's okay, so I have not figured out the new
music or anything so I'm just playing it and hopefully I, you know, I know that YouTube
can hear it right now, it's fine, that bot will just get demonetized, which is okay.
Hello, hello.
Okay, Peanuts said that they are doing a quick one and then he'll add me to the poll.
Thank you for the 10 months.
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Best.
Thank you for the two months.
I appreciate you.
Welcome back.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Report they are drunk as skunk. Wait both of them are? Yeah, I'm playing with the guys
tonight. Yep, yep. I am indeed. I feel like maybe we do a free kit real quick. Get some
Goop
Hmm
Because I do have the breach now I can breach
They are wasted for sure. Oh God
That's funny
Happy Honda Day!
Merry Christmas!
Oh my gosh. Have you caught up on sleep? I had five hours of sleep today in two different
periods. I slept two hours and then three hours.
Luke, thank you for the thousand biddies. I should give you what a day. Killed two
two queen ten bastions, oh my goodness.
Sola is such a friendly way to go, heck yeah.
That's awesome.
Big fish, thank you for the $30, Merry Christmas, Genji.
Hope you have a good night.
Oh, Merry Christmas, I hope you have a good night.
Thank you so much for the $30.
Genji, thank you for the new sub.
Uh, who's that? Thank you for the new sub, DevilDoc. Thank you for the 500 biddies.
Hi, Genji. Hope you had a very, very Christmas with your family. I did. I hope you had a good Christmas.
Merry Christmas. Sam, thank you for the $5.
So normally I would say, still your mom's credit card, just to remind people to check it.
A 13 year old in another channel that I also VIP and donated a thousand subs,
Because that, don't fuck forgot his twitch is linked to hit to her mom's PayPal. Oh my gosh
What oh
My gosh, that is insane. That is insane
What the heck oh
Oh my gosh.
Fun E-girl, thank you for the new sub, welcome, welcome, appreciate you.
And thank you for the new sub, welcome, appreciate you guys.
That's funny.
Okay, ooooh, okay, okay.
This is good.
Okay.
I'm not comp- OOOH!
I'm not comp-
Okay, okay.
Oh my-
Clamity, Brian with the 50 gifted subs! Holy shit, thank you so much! Hi!
Oh, hello! Oh, I just... okay, let's grab my legs. What's up guys? How are you?
Not dying, making millions. Making millions.
time. Hunch was just telling me, Peta, we need to start losing. I'm getting bored of winning.
Please God, let's lose one.
Why do I feel like this is a lie?
What?
Okay, you both are terrible at lying when you've been drinking.
What? Drinking? We don't even drink?
Uh-huh, okay.
I can tell you guys have been drinking.
and we don't take. I can tell. You never tell me this day.
She will never! How dare you! How dare you! Firstly, how dare you! Secondly, how dare you! How dare you!
You believe this idiot? Well...
It's Christmas! It's okay to drink while you wake up.
Merry Christmas everybody!
Merry Christmas!
Did you have a good one? I did, I did.
Did you guys? Well, yeah, I had a good one.
I had a good one. I had a good one.
I love Christmas and spending with loved ones for those projects.
I hope Christmas presents so damn slow.
I fell asleep in the middle of it.
I mean, if there'd be one guy, he'd take like 20 minutes,
and then the next guy would take another 20 minutes.
It was great. It was great.
I mean, jeez.
I opened the present already.
Open the box. Open the box.
That's hilarious.
Do one without me. I don't know if you're in one,
but I have some blueprints on me that I want to get out with.
I'm just trying to figure out this whole stash thing all this wind and
Oh
Becoming overflowing it's really overflowing yep
Overflowing you know it's that
It's not Cubs and Jeans we just have too much
What?
That's crazy
We'll see if you get out by the time we get ready
Okay, the time we get ready I will go get another drink I will be right back
Okay, he just confirmed that you guys are drinking
Oh, okay
I'm just talking to you honestly. I'm just talking a little bit myself. I saw they added
that new item, our item, the buggy lid item. I've been trying on this for the first time.
Oh yeah, and they put in the Christmas event too.
Well, I heard that was pretty good. Yeah, that is cool. That is really well, I just heard about it on Twitter, but it's
when everybody misses true. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, the most self-righteous
people are on Twitter. They got they I did you can find one person with something nice to say on
with it. You should buy a lot. Right then, right there. It is the worst. Now, if I like
catching up on the latest news, like that guy hitting that other guy with his Tesla
truck, sure, I'd like to be informed. But, you know, every other thing is just this
and that, and wish you washy. I'm back.
I was nervous I was gonna die to that thing.
thing. It's not gonna make no
comment on that. No gun.
Just a number. Yeah. The
number is a number. Also, we
don't know if that guy's dead.
Oh, here we go. I know that
yet. I thought we do know. I
thought he's fine. Oh, he's
it's a Christmas miracle okay those
blueprints are good red tech thank you for
the new sub miles thank you for the new
sub James with the new sub
uh Genji think we James with the three
months and Genji with the gifted sub
spool thank you for the new sub both
with the new sub oh we got one of
those okay um ego with the two months senior with the new sub jayman with the
three months um that og brown guy thank you for the six months rees of appreciate
you guys I need to find one sensor so I can take a hatch key because it seems
Seems like this lobby is not friendly.
The security breaches, you have to have a skill for it to open.
Oh, there is one right here.
Oh, heck yeah.
By the way, wait.
I'm ready to go.
Are you ready?
No, go ahead.
No, no, no.
Okay, let's do a quick one.
this is crazy actually
Hmm, let's go right here.
You have to listen to Yeet.
Do you know who Yeet is?
Come on.
Do you think, no, no, do you think for a second that I know who the fuck Yeet is?
He's like he's got the bull. Captain. Thank you for the three months
He like it's water with something I forget I don't know I
It's rock music it's rock music no
Expertise thank you for the three months big X the plug
Thank you for the new
Yeah, I listen to big X the plug. She sees my text
And Nash, thank you for the gift of self. I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, maybe we do actually take these instead.
This is actually looted by somebody, but they don't have... Dude, nobody has security breach.
It's so good to have security breach.
Oh, we're going to die immediately.
Oh my god.
Throwing nades.
We're done.
Oh.
Backed one.
Oh god!
Oh, shat!
Alaka!
They're stupid!
Hurry!
Oh, they killed him, John.
Okay.
Well.
Well, there's a lot of dead people this raid, so it is definitely not a friendly lobby.
I
Won't do them. I won't do them. You have that you have that
Hey, you saw that chat
That's how it's done. That's how you bitch somebody out right there
right there
He's fucking poor did you already see it?
That's I see nothing. Why it's time to see all the items. I see nothing
There's a fucking cattle, and that's it!
Oh shit.
Someone over here.
Let's get the heck out of here.
Oh it's- oh it's- oh it's Angel, Angel, Angel, Angel!
I mean we loaded-
Are they close, are they close?
They're very close.
Because they nerfed it before?
Yeah, it's- they buffed it since it's a random spawn chance now.
look at these three new blueprints guys this is good this is very very good
Did you or no? I don't know.
Who were the D.G.L.O.L.D.s who again? I don't see nothing.
Oh no. I lost them.
Not bad. Okay, maybe we can do another quick one while they're in there.
If they die, then we just leave.
Yeah, that's it, I thought.
Like, oh, surrender.
No, I don't think there's anyone in the ship.
You're a team who's right behind this wall right down there,
and then he disappears.
My skill tree? I'm just doing the same one as last time.
Oops.
Oh.
I'm literally just doing the same one as last time.
I'm going mainly red and then halfway yellow.
What if you got blueprints again?
Well, they're in a fight basically right now, so...
We will see.
I mean there's good stuff on the green tree but I don't know I think I just like, I think
I just like the one that I had the most because I definitely like the cross speed on the yellow
free. What blueprint do you need? I mean I need a lot of blueprint so what I'm really
looking for is the Wolfpack one Wolfpack and the C4 one. Oh my gosh Matt thank
Thank you for the 5 gifted subs. Big Bird with the new sub.
Matt or Peter, thank you for the new sub.
Carr with the new sub. Big Bird with 5 gifted and 2 more gifted.
Oh my goodness, thank you so much.
Thank you so much, I really appreciate you guys.
Let's go over to this one to go hit this breach.
No, I want to find my blueprints myself actually.
I decided I won't like take handouts.
From a quest?
I don't think you get it from a quest.
So I think you have to find it.
Wait, it does?
Huh.
It's a quest, but you can also find it as like a regular one or no.
You can get it from a quest or find it.
Dang, this is looted.
Dang it, ma'am.
I think you saved us on Bluegate.
I'm gonna say that everything else has probably been hit then.
We have grown in size and match.
Our numbers, our numbers make the opponent tremble.
We must take the ta- oh!
Can you get the Hulk Hacker as a blueprint as well or do you have to do the quest for
that?
You know, I just really don't see a point in doing the quest.
Like what is the quest sign for?
I mean, I guess XP, but like...
There's honestly no really...
no real reason for quest in this game.
Quests don't give XP.
Yes they do.
Wait, wait, wait, Hodge, take this, who's you do Jobby?
No XP for quests. Wait, they did before.
Wait, they definitely did before.
On the dingle, on the dingle!
Nope, never. It's not very much. Wait, what? Just rewards? Hmm. Don't jump on me. Okay,
so this one was looted, but the security breach wasn't. How do you feel about everyone
leaving phase dude it has to be fake I don't I'm not gonna lie I don't believe
it they do this every year where they pretend like they leave phase and then
they don't I just don't think it's true
It's not fake, it's all on the media side, the e-sports side is still up.
Wait, is it actually true?
I guess I haven't...
No way!
Dude, the bug had a little...
I've been so busy, I'm going to be honest, I've just...
All I saw was these people all left phased, I'm like, okay, like this is a joke, like
it always is, right?
So I guess I just didn't read anything else.
Right there, right there, we got to go, we got to go!
We double, we double!
Don't die, whatever you do.
Don't die.
I'm gonna leave you, don't die.
You're in this building.
Don't aggro, miss.
Don't aggro, don't aggro.
Yeah, you can shut it.
Oh, there I grow.
We're there, we're there.
Inside this room.
Hundred percent.
I'm coming, you're coming.
On!
So wait, is it?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Got one!
One health!
Why is my gun so fucking fast?
Are you okay?
I'm not even shooting, dude. I wasn't even shooting. There's guys shooting in there.
Good work!
Yeah, there's a guy up on the stairs.
Wait, there's another guy out here with me, but I think there's a guy up on the stairs shooting all of us.
Yeah, yeah, but that guy up on the top of the stairs is trying to kill us all
I don't think it's time to leave.
Now it's time. Rich is shit.
Wait, what do you mean you're rich?
I have to.
Rich is fucked.
Yeah.
You're...
What is happening right now?
I don't think he shot me. I think he just shot you.
Don't come in inside.
Wait, who killed the guy, who killed the guy up top?
I killed this guy.
Oh, okay.
I don't know. Do you know that guy?
No, no, no, I don't know that guy.
Alright, well he's dead anyway.
And then there was a guy that came in with me over here
that was shooting a guy up top.
This is the guy who just apologised to you.
Let's say sorry.
What is that?
Yeah.
Wait.
Can I have one of those?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I'll take that.
Thank you.
Yes, yes, for you.
That was fun.
Hey, great meeting you.
Nice to meet you.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Actually, I have to get out because Peanut's getting out.
What's going on?
Yeah, he's already on, but he's getting out of the game, so I need to get out.
Did you get good goop?
I also rob hot to replace stuff on that dead body that he killed with Bob's gun
I'm thinking it's a level one
It's a level two
It's the cream of the fucking crop. It's the peace they resist on
Oh wait, there was also more processors out here to give you.
Oh my goodness.
Jason, thank you for the new subs!
Big words with another five gifted subs, holy.
Dojo, thank you so much for the ten gifted subs.
GGs.
Thank you so much for the new song welcome appreciate you guys Merry Christmas
I'm telling you, I've been putting it in work with the endo.
I've been putting it in work with the endo.
You see, you'll see the next time I'm going to the endo.
It's going to turn back to pre-beta meta.
Okay, okay, okay.
Um, the sub count is at 19,266 subs.
That's crazy.
Dude, all of these are zeroed out.
Oh my goodness.
I don't know if you guys have started using trailblazers or maids yet.
Oh, I've been using them.
They're so good.
Yeah.
That's wild.
Imagine doing that.
I don't know.
By the way,
I just want to confirm that
I'm not a good player.
I don't know.
way I just want to confirm I wasn't really on the internet too much I took last
side off was it true that I knew it went down but was it through the office was
down the whole night dude it was so bad so bad it finally came up after
after waiting for three hours and then I only played for an hour and then it
I went back down. I was so cooked.
Good night to take off.
Yeah.
Good night to take off.
Mm-hmm.
Because of you, I do not that.
Yeah, I think you do not the servers.
That's exactly what I did.
I feed off the servers.
That way the streamers couldn't stream it while I'm not streaming it.
Yeah, I knew it.
Mm-hmm, and then I swapped hutch's ozymbic out for grease syringes
Seven and a half months ago. Oh
my gosh, how they made him skinny. I'm not certain what his diet was before that but
Really grease injecting directly to the front stream is healthy and for them. They're whatever he was doing
Just come from the guy who eats 93 Big Macs at night. Yeah, but peanut isn't fat
Tell him, Genji.
Why are you laughing?
It's gonna be on 2v1 tonight!
Alright, Genji!
Genji saw me in peanut in LA.
Genji, tell him.
Yeah, but he did too.
And he's lagging.
You're gonna ride it now!
You saw me too in LA!
Yeah, you're about 4'11".
What?
Oh my god!
He's a freaking giant!
Nah, it's hurt to stop.
He's the reason why I believe in giants, and you.
You're a freak, pal.
Nah, he's a little shrimp to me.
He's a little guy.
Dude, you both are giants.
I don't know what your parents were feeding you when you were growing up, but that should be illegal.
Probably something we got from the aliens, you know?
In the giants? You know what he believes in giants?
Okay, that's not true.
It's true. I was talking about that there were people back in the day that they have found that are a little bit taller than us.
No, no, she was talking about giants grabbing the cinder blocks of the pyramid and putting them together.
No, no, no, that's not how they built the pyramid. They used logs to roll the stones.
Yeah, see what? You're rolling the stone, picking up the blocks of the pyramid, putting it together.
We know what you're talking about.
The only thing I'm talking about right now is your mom!
Amen.
Goddamn it, Genji.
Mm-hmm.
Amen! Amen!
Mm-hmm.
Did you know his mother was a walnut?
That's not true.
That makes sense.
That is not true.
That is not true. That is not true.
He definitely has a walnut brain.
My bloodline is peanut, peanut all the way through.
You know, your brain is definitely walnut.
100%.
Yep.
You got a little cashew in there as well.
This has got to be racist. That has got to be racist.
You got a little cashew in there as well.
He's a concoction.
It has got to be the most racist conversation I've had all year.
All year. All year.
and we almost made it, we almost made it in January, congratulations!
Congratulations!
GG's.
Fucking clankers.
I'm gonna do a match by the way.
Guys I am not a mixknot, I am not a mixknot!
I keep forgetting I need to find something to put in the middle of my screen.
Oh for the timer?
Oh wait, maybe I could just use this like opera GX thing like I could make it smaller right and just put it over the timer
Baby like an overlay
Yeah, maybe
Who knows huh? Hmm. Who knows what on how do I try?
I see legumes a.k.a a bean
I'm not motherfucking right now!
Get your ass outta here!
Did you just made your mom joke in my chat?
You're not even trying to talk to me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
And she's making your mom jokes to my populators in my chat!
Ah, I'm sorry!
No fucking way!
I thought I was, uh, ready to have them, so sorry.
They don't worry! So worries! Don't worry!
Oh, that's a ride!
Watch your backs, Raiders.
The maitreal has been spotted near the gorge.
Keep your wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near and always keep a close eye
on her children.
No, Hutch isn't streaming.
Yeah, I mean, Hutch, you was baseball, uh, professional stuff, right, or whatever?
Yep.
What's your code again?
Professional baseball?
What?
I thought I'd go leave, dumbass.
The MLB?
Oh, the MLB.
But I never made it to the MLB.
I was in the MI-LB.
Oh.
of my lilies.
Okay, okay. Couldn't get the water fast enough out to the players.
Should have played basketball with how tall you are.
I always doesn't MLB team have. Was there enough slots for you to get in? Or was it like really selective?
The amount of seats on the short bus, I reckon.
The same one you read on the school every day.
It has an elevator. It's just convenient.
I didn't think it was convenient.
It's because he has no legs or arms when he needs the elevator.
Oh, you just got here!
By the way, it made you just here.
Oh, oh, nice.
Nice.
Also here, eight minutes late.
Oh, yay.
Now, let's go down and look at an anime picture right after.
This is gonna be sad.
Yes, of course.
It's an anime picture with a name full of symbols that I can't read.
Okay, the titties are big.
on the theme account the name will be looking like a password.
Yes, 2007.
Yes, it'll be level one for bands on record.
Private it, you'll have it.
You roast Peter too well.
Dude, I swear it's like only me that makes him stutter over his words when I say something is hilarious.
You're a communist because you don't like privacy.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
waiting for her parents. My dad and my uncle are literally outside of us watching the movie.
They can probably hear me.
This is the number one traffic building when the matriarch is here.
If we go up, there is about a 90% chance that we die.
Die
Peanut dies
What I'm not going up
I'm going the other way
I'm trying with a fucking marathon my way
Wait, how did I
Okay, so where were they shooting at they were shooting me from this building right
What? That's so far away.
No, they're definitely down burning.
Oh, you're still too happy.
Right here?
Oh.
Pots.
Wait, they killed stuff like right there.
Oh Mr. E.
Oh, shrouded in deception.
The fault of deception covers this, Mr. E.
Lift the veil, we shall.
Oh, the veil of minifunction!
The veil of minifunction!
oh okay yeah they are right there they're where my marker is
Oh my gosh Tina I'm coming
It was on my marker.
I'm gonna die.
Oh, shit!
Dude, how did they know I was gonna peek over on this side?
Oh, I'm dead.
There's a person who...
You hunt where the hell is hot fat?
Hookin' around.
You're gonna go fight under you dumbass!
These guys seem a little interesting.
Oh, there's a guy down here with me!
Dude.
I have to go up because there's a guy on me and he keeps smoking.
Oh no!
What the hell was that?
Dude.
They're cheating, cheating, cheating.
Yeah, is that, that's what I thought.
Okay.
I'm sorry guys, that.
Yeah, no, those guys were so sus.
Oh my gosh.
Let's go where you're stuck in the sky, no way you're stuck in the sky.
I'm gonna shoot him in- Ah, perfect, perfect, perfect.
dude I don't know what to do they are cheating like that was weird wait is that
a player there's a player running up solo right now
Dude, I kind of don't know what to...I'm probably just going to die to these guys.
It makes sense why when I peaked from a totally different angle of peanut wasn't even there,
Why they instantly shot me.
I feel bad that I couldn't do anything, I was like what are you supposed to do in that
situation when they're cheating.
Will Embark ever fix the cheating problem? Dude, I don't know if there's even a way to fix it.
Wait, these are the guys from yesterday that killed me in close-
Oh shit, I forgot to take that profile.
Wait, isn't that-
Don't worry, Peanut, would you like me to go read them off?
Yes, go ahead and read them off, sir, go ahead and read them off.
Alright, Fireblade, level one steam, one friend.
No, zero friends, nothing in his inventory has never played any other game.
The other one is Dmos pet private private
Yeah, and I have the other guy on mine and he's his private as well
Well, I guess you have it they're just a couple guys are spec'd in their own privacy. I mean, can you blame a fellow?
Yeah, I know those guys are cheating. Come on guys. I'm pretty sure
sure that is the same guy from yesterday and their name was ex pussy slayer 1000x i mean
how can he pretty pertinent for information i change everything that would tell you don't
want to dox yourself you know i'm talking about if somebody if so imagine if people in the public
have that sort of information no wonder they went private you really do are you really suggesting
Thank you for the new sub, Duma with the new sub, Thor, thank you for the gifted member,
Luke thanks for the 100 bitties and the 1000 bitties, without the stream time.
I'm not all I hear is peanut.
He loved Chin Nuts, what?
Gatekeeper, thank you for the new sub, Thor, thank you for the new member, Dig, thank
for the new sub Noah with the new sub big bets with the gifted sub Alex with the new sub
Anthropos thank you for the new sub dude they are yapping like crazy
honky-tonk thank you for the $20 thanks for dealing with Pina and bringing us good content
Happy holidays and safe travels. Thank you. Merry Christmas
Moline, thank you for the new sub
Bolong, thank you for the new sub legit with the new sub
No radio. Thank you for the new sub appreciate you guys. Thank you. Thank you
Because I spent 8,000 of them because I I couldn't get any more since they capped it. Oh, wow, they're still
five. Jericho, thank you for the
five gifted. Appreciate you and
so many. Thank you for this
next month. Teresa. Welcome
back. Download cheats. If I
would. What? Motherfuckers.
That's what I want to do on
Christmas. I want to get
cheats and I want to fry
everybody who is cheating on
Dude, honestly, like I don't like Santa Claus told me cheese far. I don't want to take this too far
I don't want to assume
How do I say I don't want to assume
too much based on
Just knowing what we know. Yeah, but cheating on Christmas. I think all right. I
Don't want to say it's but I and I don't want to jump any conclusions, but
like that guy hates Jesus so I don't I didn't want to I didn't want to say it I
but I think someone had to I think someone had to I think someone had to I
think someone had to I think someone had to somebody had to say it and I will
take I will take the lead on that I will take the talk honestly you're
courageous for saying it you're courageous don't forget Braven's
Oh my gosh.
Dude, these guys man.
Another great read.
Listen here son.
Thank you my day.
Cheaters being cheated.
But that didn't stop us.
That didn't stop us.
back in my day you'd have a game and the people that got it for Christmas they
wouldn't come on in and cheat on you they just go 0 and 7 and call you a
couple slurs and call it a day
you can't judge somebody by steam being private in multiple game bands with no friends I mean that's like watching some guy walk into a bank with a
the shiesty on in a glock out in
thinking he's gonna rob you.
How dare you?
How dare you do so?
How dare you jump to such conclusions?
How dare you? How dare you?
You just took the security guard with a really bad rash that day.
That's right.
I was. Have you seen the back of it?
Have you seen that prank?
Wait, what prank?
There's a prank with this guy.
He made a makeup artist.
Make him like realistically look absolutely
ugly as shit like like a like a witch in a movie where they've got like all like
just ugly as shit like ugly as you could be and then he walked into like a I
think it's like a fancy store like Prada or something and there was a security
guard in front and he goes you need to take that off you can't be in here
because you know obviously they go please they sure I'm really ugly he goes
no we're not doing that today you gotta take it off and he starts taking it
off in the security guard no joke just do it a job he goes okay never mind
you're good you can keep that up.
I thought I was gonna. I thought I was gonna.
Are we gonna ready up or yap all day?
Well, we were just yapping a little bit.
Oh, I'm coming up.
I can't tell who yaps more.
You were hutch.
Well, I'm probably hutch.
Probably, I hate that guy.
I don't hate a group of the goopens.
Yes.
Can't hate a group of the goopens.
Mhm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
It's a spin drift lemon flavor, pretty good.
sparkling water. I don't even know, I still don't even know what they were yapping about.
That's the funny part.
I only have an annual three this time, by the way, boys.
I look even upgrade.
It's not looking good for you. It's not looking good to me.
I'm actually fairly certain I think I got distracted in the lobby and I sacrificed one of my other guns
I upgraded it and then I ended up just preparing this guy. Now it's 113 out of 120.
Oh no.
Yeah, I'm scared it could be rubber sometimes.
by the way I've been getting my throat coated all day today with what I've
actually upgraded to two bags two bags I bought this new thing that the
book is recommended called throat code off Amazon I do two sacks instead of one
like I usually do and I've been playing little does he know it's just come actually
that would help you and has protein in it which is very healthy for your vocal
wait what yeah your dad should tell you oh okay I'm gonna die
oh my gosh what was that well GG's guys
I'm gonna get up in the windows and stop them from killing her.
They're pushing.
Hold on.
I'm gonna get up in the windows and stop them from killing her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm looking.
Keep going.
One pushing left.
They're breaking in the windows.
I can't.
I'm gonna die if I do.
Oh, wait.
I was just talking in game.
Oh my gosh.
I'm coming.
I'll have any smoke snow.
There's two on that corner right there.
Oh, there's a guy literally right next to me.
Right here.
No! Okay, I should have not moved.
one. One. One. One. One. One.
Oh, that sucks. Oh, my god. Nice.
I think I should have just stayed there, honestly, I was in a bad position.
I cannot thank you just gonna fool you like a little fucking quirk.
It's okay.
I know.
I for one am distraught, but also happy that it was a hutch.
Yeah!
Yeah, it's just a hutch.
You would always take the positives with the negatives.
Why was I the only one getting shot at, man?
Couldn't have been hutch or peanut, you know.
Bad news, I think there's a team above us now.
Oh no.
There is 100% team above us or inside coming to you. We got to get Genji shit. No you don't
Just leave it there. You didn't have anything. I mean I had a maxed out
Kettle, but that's it. Let me go up. I can go up
Oh my god, oh my god
I'm up
You guys should definitely get out with what peanut has
he's all you did yeah they had to kill a real
what do you see where you see the details give me the rundown
I don't see anything right now they're inside for sure
I'm looking I'm able to the enemy territory all the extra grenades oh my
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. One down. One down. I'm coming. Nice face plant. Thank you. Thank you so much. Where are they at? Where are they at? Can I get a picture? We're back here. We're back here.
Coming down. He's revived. He's revived.
I am so fucked. I am so fucked. I am ridiculous. Oh my god.
Fuck!
Oh, I'm so fucked. I am so fucked. I am ridiculous. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can't lose this goobah. I can't lose this goobah. This is the best goobah. I've got no life.
Well, I wouldn't say that, but very close.
Dude.
That was funny.
Shani Ray Ray, thank you for the new sub, Zeal, thank you for the new sub.
Liability, thank you for the new sub.
Sergeant Gorilla, thank you for the three months.
Run, thank you for the two months.
Now where you'll push me, you don't have the bars.
Thank you for the new sub cyber. Thank you for the new sub
The new sub butcher with the new sub and dojo. Thank you for the gifted sub
Appreciate it
Come on out. Come on out.
Hey, come on up.
Nice and safe, bastard.
Thank you for your life.
Peanut, I see you.
Peanut is definitely losing this.
You see, Vedic.
Rob your weapon or I'll blow your fucking dick!
Please, help me, help me, help me, please!
This is your last chance!
I'm gonna see those weapons fight here in five seconds!
Oh no, outside in front of the ladder, good man!
This is your last shot!
You can't just kill him all night.
Kill him all night.
You hear me?
Kill him.
He's a piece of shit.
He's a piece of slate.
Okay.
He's a piece of crap.
He's a shit.
Yeah, oh yes!
Of course!
Yes, come on out!
Yes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a little bit of a bitch.
Oh, don't you?
Don't do it.
Oh, it's nice and real.
Yeah.
Oh, it's nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, come on in, the water's fine!
Come on in, the water's fine!
Oh my goodness!
Oh, you better fucking die!
And I'm done!
Oh, fuck!
Yes!
Oh my god.
Fuck my ass!
Fuck arrest me!
Judge!
I got him!
You know what?
Oh, he's doing that?
What do you know?
Oh, no.
I'm a prince.
Oh, no.
Hey, hey, hey!
Who is he?
Is he here, folksy?
I'm not here to help me get one of them who's got a slurred.
It's like he eats your house!
Great!
It's about the 50% you eat a taco.
Oh, she's dead. She needs to see some health.
But she's eating food. She's very good.
She's a pretty cool guy.
Wait, they're saying stuff about me?
Well, thank you so much for the assist today, gentlemen.
They're saying something about me?
Well, thank you so much for the assist today, gentlemen.
Do we say it?
Put the dirt out here.
What did they say?
I could do something crazy right now, if I do.
They said you're the best.
Right here last time.
Yes!
Let's go.
I can't figure out why my mic on his side of stream sounds so bad.
Can't forget about that. That's one of the most beautiful parts.
I don't think it's the audio game because I don't really have one on it.
It just sounds like it's uh...
I don't know how to explain it.
Like...
What?
Static key?
It doesn't sound bad at all?
Oh, okay.
No, I do not use voice meter.
I just use it for XLR.
Those guys
I'm telling you, I'm telling you. I'm not certain, but I could have swore they were about to start slinging slurs like crazy
Yeah
Well, yeah, it is. I'll all admit, you don't get as much free-thin from the government,
or your own little tent you can perch up on the side of the 7-Eleven, but other than that...
Dude, what are we saying?
Follow me, Gag.
Oh my gosh!
Dojo, thank you so much for the 25 gifted subs!
Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I really appreciate that.
Horizon, thank you for the, um, thank you for the new sub.
Bean, thank you for the new sub. Nemesis with the new sub and Easy with the new sub.
Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it.
There we go. There we go. I'm back. I'm back.
Is that a hand or something quick? Is that a hand or something quick?
So you could technically say you survived because of me?
The assistant to the team leader.
And frogs are falling from the sky.
They're crashing into the earth.
Yes, something like that.
I guess we can all just say, I say we each take a turn
saying something absolutely crazy and not true.
I'm just kidding.
What?
Now it's your turn, Jamie.
We'll get through this cold snap, too.
I know it.
Penis, mom's pussy is the best.
That would mean, all right, okay, well, all right, well, now you've got me in a puzzle, because if I defend it, I can't, well, all right, you got me, all right, now you got me.
Yeah!
All right, you got me, you got me.
Listen, team, I am going to have to cut out early.
My wife is saying things about it being Christmas, and...
What's wrong with me?
I can't having a wife.
I bet she's wanting to spend time with you I know you stream for 10 and a half hours now
you're playing with peanut offline what are you doing it's a joke and honestly I might
I might have to lose it I might pick a fight to be honest but my goodness I will see you
on Saturday. Saturday. What's
your day? Thursday. Today's
Thursday. Divorce your wife on
Friday. That way we can play
all night on Saturday. Alright,
I'm getting out of here before I
get in trouble. Goodbye.
Good bye. GGs and good bye.
What am I forgetting in my
kit?
Oh, D-Fibs. Yes. Oh my gosh. I knew it was something.
There we go. By the way, Ms. Genji, Clogsi has not responded. He said he would wake up
an hour and forty five minutes ago so it is not looking good not very
surprised me neither me neither very very normal
well that's okay that's okay well we don't need up we are exactly you would
Holy Holy's back! That's what would happen.
True, true, actually.
He was holding his team back all day today.
Exactly. I heard that. Apparently he's been dying all day.
Yeah.
That's what happens when you don't have the team leaders, wisdom and guidance.
The healthy team go from the start of the raid to the end of the raid.
A lot of people say that they don't need a team leader such as me,
but look what happens when you don't got one.
I just reminded me because I look at the logo at the top left is like off-brand illegal
copyright infringed embark-arcerators items.
Really?
That's funny.
I got like a neon embark-arcerators sign.
Oh geez.
I got the embark-arcerators controller holder for my Xbox controllers.
Brought a cool stuff.
That's cool.
I also got three giant posters that put will they like pictures they got like the wooden frame and stuff
Yeah, like like the bungulator wars
That's so cool
Well, it is very cool, but the third one they stop on the latest one, but I'm willing to look
These don't they spotted bungalow attack. That's funny
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, will I'm so sorry you missed that oh my gosh
50 get it mom and she went in thank you so much and got it from I appreciate that
that's what she got it from oh that's hilarious yeah that's right well so what
you fuckers rude my christmas present
well you know maybe one of you fuckers
misspelled bongulator and rude my
Christmas I did a date thank you for the
31 months resub but king crafts the new
subs scopes of the new sub death by monkey
with the new sub go go with the gifted
sub dojo with the 25 gifted subs holy
moly thank you so much grassy thank
Thank you so much for the five months, Risa. Welcome back.
Oh, Lee.
My mother just told me close. She's ready.
Thank you, thank you.
Are they a goof on me or is he like streaming right now?
There's no way.
That'll be a show. I feel like you were in a text message.
No, he's not. He's not streaming.
They're goofing on me. They're trying to goof on me. They think I'm some type of fool.
That's crazy.
There we go.
Alright, I'm almost ready.
Focus stuck in Peanuts Mom.
Oh my gosh.
I can't believe the goob I got.
Do you see the goob I got?
That's not a pink row, that's a blanket.
Halo 4, two blue attachments, two green attachments.
Yeah, I saw that.
I love that gun, Spun.
Honestly, if it wasn't for the Toro in the game,
I would love it, but the Toro...
Hey, Nathie, ice with the new sub.
I mean, with the 10 gifted subs.
Oh my gosh, thank you, thank you.
Yes, the power.
Exactly.
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted.
Johnny, thank you for the new sub,
and go go with the new sub.
Thank you. Thank you.
I mean, I'll give my end build a level 4.
Dude, what?
Is that real right now?
50 gifted subs from Dojo?
Oh my gosh. Thank you so much. Holy.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.
DadLive, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
I didn't get a new chair. I'm just visiting my family for Christmas. Thank you so much. I really,
really appreciate it, guys. What am I yawning? That's crazy. Thank you so much. I really
appreciate it. And thank you for all the bitties for the combos. Really appreciate those chat.
Um, so...
Okay, I'm going to kick hot, damn it.
Yeah.
How do I do that, let me see.
I have no idea.
Here we go, got it.
Okay, now we ride.
I
You know do you know TQ I know who Tifu is yeah, but you know like have you ever played with him? No, I've never played with him
Why you're right now go cuz all the buggies been telling me to play with him and chief you text to me
I'm pretty sure he was playing with hands when I was watching them earlier. Yeah. Oh
Oh, oh yes it do, okay, okay we'll do it another time. Let's run!
My oh my
Okay, so I thank you for the 400 bitties, no I did not, that's funny, um Chevy thank
you for the seven months, dad live with the gifted sub, are my Barbie, thank you for
the 69 bitties, thank you.
I read that wrong, we went to- I don't know where Cloxy is.
Mm-hmm.
Putting in what?
In the granola bars, they get tastier by the day.
Yeah, it's probably peanut butter.
No, I don't think it's peanut butter, that's my poo.
I think it's granola and just chocolate chip, but I think if you let the chocolate
chip marinate-
Definitely peanut butter.
Mm-hmm.
They do put peanut butter and granola, so it could be your poo.
Ewww, Peanut's eating his poo!
He's eating his poo!
That's so crazy!
Uh...
Your mom came out of nowhere last night.
Right now. You think you're funny guys?
Achieve those skills, translate to the court.
That's why I'm the baby, I'm trying to get a little bit of space-tall.
Okay, I'll try to lock in. I can't promise anything though.
Don't worry, Genji, you're watching me master.
True, you're gonna carry me, right?
For once in my life?
a master at no just like any other day Genji any other day let's be real
So, Cloxy carries both of us.
Cloxy?
Cloxy's the team bitch.
That's a Cloxy's role as...
Turn him over like a hamburger on the grill and fuck off.
That's what I'll do.
We're in there.
What?
Yeah, we opened it a little late.
Yeah, we're a little bit.
I'm gonna go back to the tower.
Damn, they might be blasting your mom up there.
Okay, all right.
Oh my goodness.
There's two mom jokes in 30 seconds.
That's it.
You're going on a mom joke in Bongo for five, no, six minutes.
I'm joking, Vongo.
Oh, it's right here.
No, I don't smoke.
They're right here. They're literally right here.
There is a trap right there.
Did he really not see us?
Oh my gosh peanut.
Where'd he go?
I think they're down below.
They're with their blunts with their blunts in.
I definitely...
Go, go, go!
Are they down below?
They're the re-under, the re-under.
Oh they're right here, there's no, oh my goodness.
What is up, what's up?
Who's next to us?
Those excellent teamwork, those excellent teamwork.
Oh, I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
George!
Where'd he go?
He's trying to skedaddle.
What?
They're back inside?
What?
Wait, what?
Go back, go back!
How is that possible?
Yeah, they're above us.
Oh my goodness.
Barbie, thank you for the 25 biddies.
Lazy with the two months.
Dojo with the gifted sub.
Kelbees with the new sub.
Watch with the 100 biddies.
More mom jokes.
Julie, thank you for the new sub.
I can't even hear you.
It's so loud.
Wait, I'm...
Wait, what?
What is wrong with my game?
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Well, that's not good.
Peanut, that is not behind us.
No.
Ohhhh!
Yeah that was definitely...
Definitely not being like this. I have no idea.
That's upstairs though.
Okay.
There's a dead guy on the stairs right here.
Oh my god, he's right here!
What the heck is he looking at?
Oh!
Wait, how am I getting shot at now?
Did those clankers help us?
Right there.
Did you bring yourself?
Bring yourself.
Let's ride!
Oh my goodness.
you.
You do it yourself.
Let's fly.
Oh my goodness.
Here you go.
Peanut, there is an AI right above us right here.
Just so you know.
Peanut, there is an AI right above us right here.
Just so you know.
I told you to go away.
We're good.
They might have gone down below.
Oh, he's on the- I'm done, he's right here.
I'm gonna die, I hate myself, I mean.
There was so many people there.
Dude, what are you guys doing?
Watch me rise, thank you so much for the 100 bitties.
Wait, I said thank you to that.
The Joker's back, thank you for the raid,
hoping you had a good stream.
Oh, my goodness.
Thank you for the gifted sub.
Barbie, thank you for the 500 biddies.
Thank you for the 10 gifted, though just with a 50 gifted and gold. Thank you for the 5 gifted. I appreciate it
Thank you. Thank you
Hmm
I have my best kit on me.
I only brought it in before.
What?
So you could say in this particular situation.
If you think about it, if you think about it, if you think about it.
You gonna try to rid them?
Oh, watch me rise. Thank you for the 100 bitties. Maybe.
Daydelly, thank you for the 200 bitties.
Angry, thank you for the new sub. I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you.
I don't know where they're at.
I do have a hatch key, but the hatch is so far away, isn't it?
Dude, I think they're actually far away from me.
Oh, they're actually fighting.
Oh my gosh though Joe what is happening 50 gifted subs?
Oh my goodness, thank you so much.
Holy.
Esther, thank you so much for the new sub.
Esther, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Appreciate you.
Thank you, thank you.
I have no idea where these guys are, oh they're fighting.
Hey, does anyone have a D-Fib?
Hey, could someone help me and res me with a D-Fib?
Oh, I'm not gonna kill you.
Wait, wait, wait, dude, there's a team, there's a team like right across on the other side.
Just so you know.
Yeah, I'm on the top.
You want me to come over there?
Yeah, I'm on the top up here.
Okay, be careful because there's a team southwest.
It's like south, south, south west.
Thank you.
What was that?
No, no, no.
He's dead.
He sucks.
Are you gonna run him or are you gonna kill us?
No, no, no, he's dead. He sucks.
Oh, we're good. I don't know how else we can pass this out.
He doesn't have that skill.
Okay, so there was a team that was south-south-west and then there was two other teams fighting south-south.
Well, South West to West, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They killed another team, so there's two teams over there now.
There was three.
Oh yeah, I see him over there.
He's at the field depot.
you're doing it. Heck yeah I am. How'd they hear me through? Wait, hold your, hold your
mic over real quick. Hello, hello. Oh my god I can talk vicariously through Gigi. Wait,
I can't. Well you guys, Gigi's gonna betray you. That is not true. He's dead, don't
Oh
Wait, how
Nice job. Nice job.
No, you're out of D-Fibs.
Okay. No, they won. They won.
I'm right here. I'm over here.
No, no, no. Kill those two guys and get D-Fibs from them.
Stop getting all on me!
Don't hit me, don't hit me!
Okay maybe they have D-Fibs, look on their bodies.
No, because I have the healing thing.
Let's go! You guys are awesome!
Let's go!
A little bit of goop?
Yeah.
Can you guys hear him through my mic?
It's awesome.
This is so good, let's go!
Yeah, he didn't play on Christmas, but to be fair, the servers were down.
like well I mean I guess not on Christmas. Christmas Eve.
There's some dead guys right here too.
Oh my goop.
Oh, there's a lot of group on this guy, too.
Okay, I'm ready to get out.
Yeah, I think he meant Christmas Eve, you know.
you know. Oh wait this one's not open. It's okay I have a hatch key. Is your teammate
Okay
Dude imagine they just kill me that extra
Wait, Dodo, you gifted 50 gifted again?
Dude, what?
Is this real right now?
What the heck?
Thank you so much for another 50 gifted.
Thank you, thank you.
That's crazy.
Thank you guys so much, seriously, I appreciate it.
Merry Christmas!
Man, that's crazy.
Fanny Ham, Merchery, thank you for the new sub, Thomas, with the two years!
Oh my goodness.
Mediocre, thank you for the new sub.
Barbie with the 71 bitties.
Luke, thank you for the 100 bitties.
Just took down the matric, nice.
39, thank you for the new sub.
Grass, thank you for the new sub.
Thank you, thank you, appreciate it.
Okay.
Hey, Jimgy, you're kind of weird.
Do you know if vegans can have eggs?
Like I get that it comes from an animal but it's good for the animal to poop eggs out.
No they don't eat eggs but what the fuck peanuts.
What?
Why would- what?
You're kinda weird.
What do you do- well how would you- that sounds like something you might know.
I only know it because my sister used to be vegan.
Oh, I'm so sorry that must have been annoying.
She's not anymore.
She eats me lots of it, you know.
What?
Oh, my God.
It's a sustenance of life.
Now listen, listen, dude, listen, but no, seriously,
I know vegans don't eat any byproducts of animals,
but laying eggs is what chickens do.
Why would you not eat eggs?
Like if a chicken didn't poop out eggs, they would,
like, explode.
Yeah, but it's still an animal product to them.
But you're helping the animal by eating the eggs if there was nobody eating eggs
They would the chickens wouldn't poop out any more eggs and be bad for them
So if anything vegans hate chickens, no, that's not true because if they eat the chickens and they don't have
They know they wouldn't eat the chickens
They would eat the eggs if they eat the eggs and the babies don't hatch this woman say sorry I'm tired
Well, but hold up think about this for a second the more chickens you don't allow to hatch the less
chickens though there are in those in chicken main processing plants getting tortured. So if anything
you're saving chickens is that way more of them don't spawn and are in those places.
No, I think the more eggs we produce, the more chickens they want.
No, no, because you eat the babies, you eat them.
Yeah, the more eggs we consume, the more chickens they want.
So the more they have to have in the factory, you know?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, let's get in there.
one second I'm like missing what you're saying okay am I missing what he's
saying my brain is rotting you don't repair it you only take damage right
here if you full die there was no point in fixing your backpack at all
Now you're right. Exactly. Lay eggs aren't fertile. Yes, that is true, but a vegan doesn't
Take it that way.
You have to think how vegan things.
My gosh, what is happening?
Thank you so much for the bitties on the combos.
Thank you, thank you.
Camel, thank you for the new sub.
Shore Eagle, thank you for the new sub.
West Point, Mr. West Point, thank you for the gifted sub.
Connor with the new member.
Celebrates one month, let's go.
Hypo, thank you for the new sub.
Dutch with the new sub.
Drink more water with the gifted sub.
And Raspberry, thank you for the three months.
Dude, I feel like I'm getting a sore throat,
and it's got to be from yesterday.
I told you guys I'd like lose my voice or something.
Oh.
My throat hurts.
One second.
Oh, oh!
GILF with the other buddies, GGs, my buddy, Dexter, and I just helped you extract.
I gave you the Tempest 3, what did you end up with?
Another Tempest.
There was a Tempest 4 on the other guy.
There was a Tempest 4 on the other guy and it's like another, uh, another, like,
Backpack, the health one that I had on.
And if, oh, and he had wolf packs too.
Wait, what?
Oh my gosh, dojo, thank you for the 25 gifted subs.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you.
39 with the gifted subs, thank you, thank you.
Appreciate you.
Peanut didn't hide his screen, there's no way.
Oh, he's hiding his screen.
How can I return gifted sub?
You're probably going to have to talk to Twitch about it.
You can probably look at your subscriptions and try to do it, or you'll have to email
them.
Where?
Texas Roadhouse?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it not?
I mean, is it not the best?
Is it not? I mean, is it not the best?
No, I don't like their steak. Their steak is really weird now.
I'm going to be honest. I'd rather make my own steak at home.
Their steaks are delicious.
No, it's like really weird. Their steak is very like...
It just doesn't... Oh!
Why can't... Why can't I not do anything?
Wait, I was... There's a guy behind you. He's hurt. He's hurt. Like right here.
Like... Like up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's right here.
He's... He doesn't have his gun out. Nice.
Dude, I was pressing every button and nothing was working.
Yesterday I had a bug where I couldn't shoot.
You ever had that bug?
Apparently it's a real bug in the game right now after the update.
Yeah, I didn't know. Until it happened to me.
What a pickle you'd be in with that bug, huh?
Yeah, it sucked. I died.
Where'd this hooligan run off to?
Um...
He's gone!
What?
I killed him right yonder, I killed him right here on this rock.
Did he fall down?
I don't know.
He go.
I don't know.
Some mystery.
You got to out of Perk to find people you killed.
I agree. I 100% agree.
I would have spent the next 3 minutes looking for this guy and fucking Declavius and Tyrone
are gonna come fuck us right from behind while we're doing it.
Where the hell did he go?
There's no way that someone said why does Jinji sound 12?
Oh my gosh.
That voice changes.
True.
He's actually on my hand.
Dude, actually my voice is so streamed from yesterday. I feel like I'm getting sick, but I think I'm just losing my voice
You should you should get throat code
Okay, I'm stuck
Why can't I got it?
There's a guy on me.
Like what is this dude?
I love this game.
I love the mechanics of mountaineering with fighting with the kill. It's my favorite! It's my favorite!
I love this game!
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Wow. It's almost like we knew what was gonna happen.
Dude, I'm gonna restart my game because I cannot... I could not like do anything that raid.
Yeah do a quick reset. I'll get my stash together. As I was saying though, I mean join me in the conversation gentlemen.
Dude am I? Like what? What just happened? I couldn't press buttons? Like I was pressing everything? Nothing was working?
I get the holes, I get the corn, I get the steaks. Now the employees have a good chance of being racist but boy do they cook a mean steak.
I've been having issues.
I've never been disappointed by steak.
Also.
We even have you cut it before you eat it to make sure.
So annoying.
Just as you want.
It's tender, but not too tender.
Juicy, but not too juicy.
You're talking about, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I don't know.
It's seasoned.
Dude, that steak splits like it's like paper.
Like it just like falls apart.
It's like, it's not like actual steak.
Yeah, Genji, you gotta be some type of.
No, I'm telling you it's not actually one thing about racist coaxie is they or Genji they can cook a mean steak
Everyone knows that no, I'm telling you it's like it's state
It's like parts of like steak, but it's like they put it together. It's like a real thing
It's not like an actual full steak. They kind of like glue it together
together. No, it's a real thing
that they do. It's like an
actual thing that restaurants
buy steak like that because it's
cheaper. Honestly, it's a
little weird to me that you
even went to Texas Roadhouse
considering how, uh, how
genocide my people have been
at those locations. That's
kind of weird. I normally
I don't really step on them.
What?
What the hell is wrong with you?
A lot.
OK, word.
All right.
Well, let me know when you get back up.
I'll get a little kicked together.
My game came back up.
What?
Are you going to read my cue?
Yeah, you OK?
Thank you.
I was looking for food at one in the morning last night and there was no restaurants open
but Jack in the box.
Listen, half of me wants to commend their dedication to the grind but the other half of me, they
have got to be safe worshipers.
Who the hell is working on Christmas?
Who's working on Christmas?
talking about people that need to make money
well and worship Satan people that need to make money and worshiping and make
money and forget it wasn't saying you can't forget you can't forget the
I'm working as we speak.
Me.
Need whispers.
Peanut?
Not everyone has all the money in the world like you.
Alright, Genji.
Alright, pal.
Alright, Buster.
Well, I guess you need health care just in case someone, oh, you know what?
You do need nurses.
Cloud, he ran over a guy with his Tesla truck.
Who's going to help him?
What?
Think about that for a second.
You have to have nurse workers on call for that.
Yes.
Did you see the guy that, I don't know, like, I guess owned Call of Duty or whatever?
Did you see him in that car crash? He like killed himself and someone else.
Am I thinking of the wrong thing?
I'm just saying sorry, I'm just saying sorry, I'm just saying sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll take that one. I'll take that one. Do soon. I'm sorry. Do soon. Do soon. Oh, he was a the founder of cod
He created Call of Duty
Yeah, that's that's that is pretty crazy though that is so he did it on purpose. No, he was just he was driving
I guess a Ferrari or something. I don't remember. Maybe it was a Porsche. I didn't see the video too well, but
I don't know what he like
instantly I guess killed him and
his passenger.
Wait a battlefield guy too.
Rory 296. I don't know I
recognize that one I don't know
He was driving 120 miles per hour and took a turn to quick and hit the guard rail and
instantly died.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
That's horrible.
Now I'm, honestly, you're kind of bad at making that joke.
That's horrible.
You are a horrible person.
You're a horrible person.
Dude, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
God, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Sorry to the person that came to my mind.
Sorry.
Mm.
Anonymous, thank you for the gift of sub.
Wait, don't give it a 25 gift it again?
Or I-
You live life to the fullest.
Dude, I don't even know what's going on anymore.
You live life to the fullest.
live life to the fullest.
That's what you like to see.
Thank you, thank you.
Folks, thank you for the read.
Hope you had a good stream.
That's what you like to see.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Beazie, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
All right, I'm good to go.
Ready?
Tatoven, thank you for the new sub.
I'm ready.
Hi, you're thank you for the new sub.
Bannicus, thank you for the 10 gifted. Happy with the new sub. Bannicus with another 10 gifted. Oh my goodness.
Um, Dark, thank you for the new sub.
The White Prophet, thank you for the new sub. Appreciate you guys.
Yeah, his passenger died as well.
They also made Titanfall. I heard Titanfall.
Dude, apparently he made Apex as well. I don't know.
He was the creator of Call of Duty, one of the heads for Titanfall and Apex and Battlefield.
Wait, wait, the guy that created Battlefield also created Call of Duty?
I don't think we're like in war.
I have no idea.
Let's ride!
He faked his death. Yeah, right. I don't believe that.
Cody, thank you for the new sub. Macho Man, thank you for the new sub. Appreciate you guys. Thank you, thank you.
There's a little chili out here.
Okay, if my game bugs out one more time I'm actually gonna scream.
I couldn't crouch, I couldn't do anything, it was weird.
The only thing I could do was turn on my freaking flashlights.
Like how does that even work?
I don't know, maybe.
We need to make it to the control tower stack, come on.
Yeah.
what the heck dojo holy moly 50 gifted subs dude this is way too many subs what
the heck you've gifted way too many subs oh my goodness one last Christmas gift
Oh my gosh, you don't need to do that. That's crazy. Thank you for the 50 gifted
Mr. Mouse, thank you for the six months Joey with the new song
Melon, thank you for the new song
Bannock is thank you for the 20 gifted appreciate you. I actually don't I think there is
We have got to look over this edge. We have got yes. No, we definitely do
Oh, one right here. Oh my god.
I'm not really doing anything, but it looks really cool.
Did I get him?
One down, one down, one down.
Dude, I have to get inside. I am dying.
We did!
Oh, you did down.
You did down.
I did.
Oh, come on, James.
Come on, James.
Oh, Nate, Nate, Nate.
Peanut.
What's hurt?
Hey, oh, I hit him.
What?
Got one, got one.
Dude, he's gotta be dead.
Nice.
Dude, that fire made him freak out.
Why am I stuck in a mo- oh dude.
This game is so cooked.
I got stuck in a motion of like punching him, but he was already dead.
oh yeah no like he was he was already dent like on I couldn't get out of the
Oh, it's snowballs!
Dude, let's go!
These are the sound!
Heeeey!
Hooray!
Come on, did you join in the Christmas festivities?
Heeeey!
I can't.
Oh, so that's where it's on the front.
You're in peanut.
Someone is at the front.
They're coming through right here.
Sure.
Yes.
wait they're coming up right here wait wait don't make a noise don't make a
noise
you're literally on this other side but there's you hear them oh yeah
Okay.
Hey, these are trying to go up!
Oh my gosh! That's not...
No.
Okay.
They threw an aid for right.
right? They're pushing right now? Right now? What the hell was that? I should have
not pushed up so far. You were fucking aint a fire addict to midpoint! Hey, let's
Uh, can you just revive me and go over there, mister?
Okay, I was not expecting him to throw a nade.
I was trying to open it so you could throw another nade,
and that just...
I threw a nade at him, it just was ineffective.
the game. Why wasn't he shooting at them when they were shooting at me though? I'm
upping the game. I'm upping the game. Okay, I'm just...
Peanut, why weren't you shooting them at the beginning when I pushed up to make sure
that they weren't shooting at me? I had to throw the nade!
No, Nade went off when you threw that.
That's weird.
What?
Tina, where are you stopping us?
Did you throw a snowball?
What you're speaking of is ridiculous.
What are you talking about?
Obviously, I had a strategic positioning of the 45 degree angle
from the left of the two enemy opposition coming in and approaching on our territory and I put
II extruded strategies that would most help our cause in defeating our opponent that's what I was
doing. So you threw a snowball. Do not get ridiculous please Angie. Do not get ridiculous.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not. If I knew you're gonna throw a snowball I would have never
gone up there. At all. What are we doing up?
We'll catch them on the flimby pop. Don't you worry. We'll get them this next time.
You know what? I'm coming in maxed out. Renegade 4, 404. That sounds serious. I am.
I'm going in with free kit so you know how I feel.
Don't worry. I will get you a new pristine kit this way. You bring in a free kit.
and I will defeat the opposition and get you a new cat. That's how serious I am.
You had a bomb cat? Yeah.
Yeah, you know, it's okay. It happens.
I know you had a literal bobcat. I thought I was I was just I was doing a little funny
No, I'm just messing with you. I don't have bobcat
I had a stature. Okay, then we're good. All right, we're fine. We're good. I just had to make you feel bad for a little bit there, you know. Yes, it worked. Congratulations, you've hurt me. Let's go. Let's ride.
Oh, good to go, good to go.
So Joe, thank you for the gift of sub, Zapkin, thank you for the new sub, anonymous with
the gift of sub ripping uh we ripping grim with the new sub um melon thank you
for the two months bandica's with the 20 gift of subs lunch meat with the 25
gifted subs what the heck is happening today oh my gosh Justin thank you for
the gifted member too easy thank you for the two months I appreciate you how
How old am I? In 11 days. I will be 32. I know I'm getting old. I know I know.
My allergy has been a little bad the past few hours today. I don't know.
Bired what the heck? I'm a baby. Nah, I am oh
My gosh, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh
Peanut give me a second. I just spilled a whole drink on my desk
Perfect perfect. Oh, by the way, there's gonna be frost bites. I'm gonna find a little place to hold on
Okay, hold on. Let me come over there. Oh my gosh. I cannot believe I just did that.
Oh, this place is warm right here. It works.
Okay, I'm just gonna grab a towel real quick. One second.
Okay, I think we're fine.
Sorry.
That was a little bad.
I forgot to shut my door.
Hey dad, can you shut my door for me?
I forgot to shut it by accident.
Markey, thank you for the five gifted members. Josh, thank you for the new member.
Bigblur, thank you for the new sub. Treva, thank you for the new sub. Project with the new sub.
You gonna go to Jeep? Yeah, I'm good. Sorry about that.
Hey, no worries. Don't worry. Honestly, you know what? The early bird gets the worm,
but the light worm gets all the dupes
yeah gets gets the
maybe we get the big worm
if the early word gets the worm but the
the big worm gets the
what you're saying is
the second the second mouse gets the cheese
I have no idea because his friend is dead because his net was his neck was snapped in half
What?
The early bird gets the worm up the second mouse gets the cheese because his he sent his loved one in and his
Neck got snapped in half. So now he gets the cheese from the trap
What the heck?
That's terrible. No
It's true. That's true
Yeah, I think I've got an ounce of living behind my dishwasher.
No, not this again.
Every time I walk by, it reminds me of the smell of the hamsters I used to have in our garden.
Peanut, why do you have so many mice in your house?
I don't know, they just came out of fucking nowhere. I've called every exterminator in the city.
Wait, we need to get in here.
I keep killing them and killing them, and they keep coming back.
I'm not into fucking DJing in my house.
I don't believe that about your stream room because the other day dude the other day you
were like I have this many things on my desk I'm like what so yeah no you definitely have
stuff on your desk. Oh, maybe, but there's no mouses in my
stream room. They don't know that. They probably come in at night.
No, I would know. Probably. Probably. One was behind a
fridge and then we killed it. You know, behind my dishwasher.
Marcy, I'm lucky, though. They're not like the disgusting
rats you see in the movies. They're like
Oh my gosh.
Luke, thank you for the 100 Bitties.
But this game is so fun when everyone works together.
Yeah, but the people don't do that in duos.
Jay, thank you for the 5 gifted.
Eddie with the gifted.
Stuart, thank you for the 6 month resub.
And Alex, thank you for the 10 gifted members.
I appreciate you guys. My headphones, um, they are the HyperX Cloud Earbuds.
Roger, I'd give a clean house.
Well, I don't. A girlfriend has a plan.
Well, I'll sleep.
Oh, do you take it right here?
So, you probably would have a messy house if it wasn't for your girlfriends.
100%. It would be trash.
But I do have a girlfriend and it's not trash.
Well, I feel bad for her.
Oh, headshot one, headshot one. Two right here in front of you.
Wait, how are they shooting me, though?
Oh, broken, broken!
One more one!
He went further back?
What's running? What's running?
I don't even see this person.
You both move back.
One to the door, I should have closed.
I am dying out here.
You can hide. You can hide.
Oh, two tickets are for me. We need to find another two tickets.
Oh, we got...
We got to watch out for the guys behind us though.
Got the other ones you down. Nice.
I'll kill these guys.
Nice.
Dodge!
Wait, what?
Why can't I switch to my gun?
What?
I don't even know what's going on right now, Peanut.
They just, dude, they just put a, uh, trap up.
Wait, where are they?
I'm outside.
Oh!
There's to the right to the right
Okay, peanut
Holy fuck.
I don't even know what just happened. I got carried so hard right there.
Hey, don't call me Lagan, James of Arc Raiders for nothing.
Another day another dolly another day another nickel
another day in the alice that's what the in the bungalows call it
situation
Well, I'm rich.
I should go back out and get more loot.
What do you think?
Yeah, I'm getting lit right now.
There's four more bodies up here that are dead. I'm gonna see if there's anybody here to find them.
Oh, I can't get that guy because he's out of slants.
That sucks.
I'm going to major, major group, major group to ground control.
Major group, major group to ground control.
No. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
He not. No. Run.
Come down. Come down.
Oh, she was broken. You let your body for a second.
We don't have to do it. We don't have to do it.
Fuck these guys, they can die.
I do have a hatch key if you can go take hatch over here.
I see we do that, 100%.
Yeah, I got a lot of goop.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
They are handsome, they are sexy, and they are coming for us.
We're gonna come.
Let's just walk it again.
Oh, I almost just killed myself by falling down.
I'm gonna check that with you, ready?
Mm-hmm.
To provide!
Oh, you can't. Oh, no, I can't. I can't. Dang it. We gotta move before they readjust
I think he can choose from over here.
Go, go, go!
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling doing sense?
Wow, you're feeling, you're doing sense?
It's quite exhilarating.
He's going to punch the one or die.
Okay, Peanut, you did absolutely amazing in there.
That was crazy.
I couldn't even keep up.
I didn't know what was happening.
You call it amazing.
You mean the buggy ladies is calling.
I've never seen you do that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You mean the buggy ladies.
Guys, guys.
You definitely said amazing.
I mean, I see.
I feel like, what do you guys think?
I think that was subplot.
That was honestly amazing.
Honestly, I feel like, what do you guys think? I think that was subplot. Honestly, there was a lot of people there.
That was crazy.
I don't think we killed enough people, to be honest. That was, that was unimpressive. And honestly, I'm quite disappointed in myself.
Wolfgang, thank you for the new sub. Tiger with the new sub.
Josh, thank you for the gifted member.
Luke, thank you for the 100 videos.
At the end of the day, we come to expect that level of game.
As long as you outfube the Gooper, it's all good.
Oh my gosh, a bandit gets taken for the 20 gifted subs. I appreciate it.
Thank you so much for all the gifted subs today, guys.
Where are those guys at?
Where's some stupid man running around with a renegade,
not knowing left from right.
Where's that guy?
Where's he at?
All joined now, good.
Good.
That's who we're looking for right there.
That's who we're looking for out on the B field.
That's who we're looking for out on the battlefield him and fellas similar
Somebody works at Texas warehouse can confirm states are not glued together. Oh checkmate, did you?
Actually hand-cut by a butcher also the cooks might in fact be just a teeny tiny racist
Very sorry very racist
so we have
Which we were right about them being very racist, but not right about the stakes being grew together
He wouldn't know that
It's literally it comes in a big chunk
Dude, he doesn't he wouldn't know that it comes in a big chunk of meat that they use slice
What are you saying he's inaccurate with them being tiny tiny very racist?
I don't think he knows what he's talking about.
I don't know they actually had like a whole video on this about the meat that they have.
I don't know and honestly you know what even if the stakes were glued together the Texas Roadhouse
Okay, you know how I enjoy voodoo ranger even though it's not the best beer in the world
The reason I enjoy voodoo ranger is because the perfect vector of taste dude. It's a real thing chat
I'm not lying. They were talking about how it's like leftover like steak
That they like very very similar
I guess like mash up and then they do this thing where they
Basically make it look like steak and you can cut and then you cut it just like normal steak and then you cook
it
taste of food and
It's literally called meat blue the perfect vector can't plant a base
glued together the most delicious butter
It's not glued it is though. It actually is quick service is nice and come on I
Wasn't even listening
Well, as long as it's fit and fax, it's a dead ass no cap on my block, on my mama, type shit, dead ass, tento's down on a stack, keeping it real, what I wanted.
Type shit, King Vaughn, RIP, Psyche, not RIP, killed 13 people and made shitty music, type shit, dead ass, on a stack.
You feel me, Crip, or do you not?
I feel you.
Exactly.
Now, let's ride!
I'm going to call you.
King Vaughn made bangers.
Do you know?
Someone just calling me an average white lady.
Wait, who?
King Vaughn.
Do you know any of his songs?
I would have to hear them to know.
I'm not good with the names. If I hear a song, I can tell you if I know it.
you
I
Shit music not shit shit music. I personally like rap now
I wouldn't listen to it personally, but honestly I could see how others might like I can see I would me personally
I would not listen to it, but I could definitely see how others might like it.
I feel like I have heard that song before, though.
It's yeah, it's it's it's the flexin fella.
She from Tennessee.
Got a stripper bitch.
You want to month?
What he's really saying is he's got a loved one who is planning to marry,
But she might have a troubled past
Maybe she got caught up in the wrong crowd and does things that she regrets like your mom buddy
Okay, well, that's that's it's not even a thing is that I don't even know if that's just sounds like a straight up insult
Mm-hmm
She kind of she got caught up in your mom. Okay. All right. All right. I don't even know if the honor
I don't even know if that's a thing up. We're gonna put that down as a baby
We're putting that down as a baby we'll investigate later. We'll put that one down as a baby
You're getting mad at me now.
Right, I'm getting mad at you.
You're getting mad at me now.
Right, I'm getting mad at you.
You're getting mad at me now.
Flexing groupa, see from Tennessee, see a stripper bitch.
loves her and plans to marry her, but she has a troubled past. And she's from Tennessee.
And when they say flexing, what they mean is they have valuables that they have purchased
through hard work that they would like to show off to others. You know what that word means?
You know what flexing means? He said flexing. You're flexing. So basically someone obtains
valuables that they've they've procured over hard work and collecting money and they'll
purchase it, but instead of keeping it private, they'd like to show it off to others in hopes
that they would be as proud for them as they are for themselves.
And Tamar?
Mm-hmm.
That's what that means.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, it's cute, man.
It's cute, man.
Get right there, down, right there, down, right there, down, right there, down.
Okay.
If somebody fed you a steak that was pure mush, that's the inside of the steak.
whole state just turn this is meat glue from Texas steakhouse is literally their
state
you gotta stay up if you don't know it you'll be you'll you'll be seen as an
It's not like it's bad for you to eat.
it's just not quality and that's why the stakes can be so cheap.
Uncle?
Yeah, but it's used in a derogatory manner towards people who may not be...
Who fuck their uncle?
Not to use another slang here. No, I'm not going to fuck my uncle.
It's used in a derogatory way for people that may not be...
and I'm going to use another term here, quote unquote with it.
What that means is with the times, with the new slang that the new generation uses.
So if you don't know the slang, they'll call you an onc and you do not want to be an onc.
Wait, really?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's a stream killer.
As soon as the streamer becomes a quote unquote onc, it's over for them.
It's over for them.
What an onc?
No, no.
I'm not an onc.
I know all the cool lingo.
Six-M.
So I'm an onc?
You might be an onk. You might be onk.
Gosh, dang it.
Well, I'm giving you a chance to un-onkify yourself.
I was learning the mango.
Okay, all right.
That's it. You had your chance.
You had your chance, Onk.
You had your chance.
Sorry.
Wait, why is there so many subs again?
Captain, thank you for the new sub.
You be on.
Wait, Banna, because I don't know if I said thank you
the first 20 and then another 20 and then silent with the gifted Matt with the
new member Catman with the new sub Polish thank you for the 400 bitties
Victor with the new member a sunshine with the new sub those thank you for the
new sob and jay fryer thank you for the new sob thank you for the
fucking me they're fucking me
you're just like stuck on the door getting shot at
you think out those guys are terrible we're alive
I could have gone bad yeah
These guys are certified artists. Certified.
I'm gonna get on the window and take a couple pop shots.
Do you have to wear the tower on the back?
I'm found.
They are above on this, uh...
Oh, you don't have to wear that tower right there. I see him. I see him. I see him.
No, no, no. I'm telling you, they were above.
They're still above. They're still above. I hear them.
Are you sure?
Yes, Peanut.
I promise you, I hear them right now.
I think they're actually fighting.
Hello?
Are you fighting that other team across?
Hello?
Hello? Are you guiding that team across from us? Hello? Did you kill them? Hello? Guys?
Hello?
Did you kill the team across?
Oh my gosh.
What are you doing behind me?
Wait.
Nice!
Did you see that, did you see that?
Let's freaking go!
coming on. the scallywags. Yeah, I'm coming up.
I'm trying to look around for me or what were they doing?
Who's just sitting up here jerking each other off?
I don't know what they were on to.
Huh.
Oh, I think they're inside.
The guys in the tower?
Yeah.
You sure?
I heard something go off like a...
Oh.
Is that in this building?
See they shoot me.
They're not blasting
To get the tower
There's morning
Who's that I think they're below us
I swear, I swear just wait there's birds that just flew away over there
Okay.
Oh.
Look at the ladder.
That's weird.
I see we jump in this door.
There's the door.
I see we jump right here.
You think? Go inside, take a little peek around.
Are we sure they're not in here? Wait, actually I think they're right below us.
Oh, I see where you're going to- Oh shit.
Miss you bud, miss you bud.
Um, how'd that feel?
I'm not too good. I'll just grab you it up and be you it up. I want to break back in.
Ooh, I caught it. I caught it.
Scallywags, I've got to be inside somewhere.
No doubt in my mind, Gigi.
I'm looking, I'm up here.
Oh my gosh, Underwood, thank you for the 25 gifted.
I see you, I'm on the side, I'm on the side, first floor.
I appreciate it.
I'm on second.
Grenades, grenades!
He's so dead. Yeah, yeah, good, good, good.
Wait, who went to the front?
It was him.
He did a full loop.
Dude, I'm almost dead.
Is he dead?
He's dead.
Oh, okay, good.
I couldn't see.
I should have stuck that off.
I didn't live that close.
I didn't live that guy I
Couldn't see because of the smoke site. I don't know it's weird. You can't tell if you kill them or not
What's up wait, you know did you throw that on me
I was so confused what the fuck was moving me!
Alright, let's leave.
I've finished it.
Do you need some extra pin?
Nope, I'm good, thank you.
There's people on the exit, okay?
Oh, is there? There is! They're fighting! They're fighting!
Wait, uh, oh actually maybe we should go to the hat.
No, no, no, we should go to the hat.
Peanut!
We got you safety conscious on our giantage Christmas!
We got you, Pussy!
Oh no.
Turflight!
There was only one dead though.
I didn't see a second.
Oh no, they're getting in the extract.
You gotta stop them.
Oh wait, they're fighting?
Maybe?
Okay, I got this.
I got...
I'm a robot, bitch.
They're doing it! They're doing it!
He's over there! He's over there!
I'll throw it in!
Alright, well, that works too. That works as well.
Yeah, that works.
Are you out?
Yeah, I got out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll try to spam them with fire.
Did you broken with that fire?
Oh, heck yeah.
Ah, so you're probably good we got out. There was a couple of hooligans coming in from the starboard side.
Oh, good call.
You want starboard side means?
No.
It's a phrase sea men use on the poop deck.
What?
the other men are coming okay peanut I'm not gonna lie I honestly thought you said
something completely different I I don't know I don't know what I'm thinking
Okay, um cool. Good Rach! Good Rach.
You guys think I'm racist? No.
I'm on stage, you should know better. I haven't splurged Saturday yet.
Oh my gosh.
I can craft them though. I got the blueprint too.
You need to put my chin to know what you need to put my chin to know.
Let me see.
Did you get a little ginger?
No, I don't.
I got it.
Thank you though.
Do you need?
I completely went on autopilot and sold it immediately after asking that question.
Do you need a silence or two blueprint?
I actually do need that because I got one and then I actually sold it what
That is something I actually do need that is something I should do I'll bring it in for you. That's a blue one, right?
Yes, the blue one. Yeah, that's what I need. Yeah
Oh
Oh, that was crazy
Okay, where did I?
Childboy, thank you for the new sub. Stone with the new sub.
Big thank you for the new sub.
Incidentally, thank you for the three months. Johnson with the new sub.
Underwood, thank you for the 25 gifted
and another 25 gifted. That's, oh my gosh,
crazy. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Okay, I'm good to go.
Gonzo, thank you for the new sub. Tobi with the new sub.
Ripon, thank you for the five gifted and Dr. Beepus with the new sub.
Thank you. Thank you.
Isn't that tomorrow?
They quit.
Oh, she's 35.
No, no, no, no. He's turning 30.
She's turning 30.
Yeah, he's turning 30.
Aren't you jealous, you old man?
Okay, first off, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Secondly, there's no way that guy is 30.
That guy could fit into a high school and no one would know this.
Absolutely no.
Oh my gosh.
He does look pretty young, huh?
He's got some, he's got, he's got some routine or something.
He drinks like something a spell or tea or something. I don't know 31
That guy's got so I gotta figure out his skin cam routine or something. He's he's looking. Oh, he's turning 31
Well, he he did say he was 30 today
You know lobsters live forever
So if you could like figure out how they live forever and like dissect the lobster you can live forever
that what peanut what did you just say lobsters live forever you know that they
actually yeah lobsters live forever and so do jellyfish so if you could if you
could figure out how they live forever and put it in a human they can live
forever serious I'm serious bombs lobsters and jellyfish live forever they
just keep getting bigger apparently they get lobsters get so big they like
can't move to one than they died.
Lots of us can live for over 100 years, but they eventually die
factors like exhaustion. Yeah,
that's what they live forever, but
they they come become too big.
What are they actually crazy?
What? I know it jellyfish.
They actually live forever with no
downsides. Yeah, generate.
They like die off and they regenerate.
Isn't that cool? That's pretty cool.
Man, peanuts smart.
Chiant. There's some some some some
some some some some something
than every day.
I'm going out of the road, you're going out of the road,
you're going out of the.
I said, I'm getting hungry in this granola bar.
Just not I'm getting hungry.
My mom, I think, put a little plate together for me.
I can't confirm you need to kill me.
Absolutely not.
Now let's ride.
But Cam set up to you.
I have the Sony a6100.
I think I'm going to take this camera and take it back to Texas because it just looks
so good, you know.
You know what I mean man
Yeah, that's been drift it's sparkling water and it's a massive break
Massive rate right here best rate of the night four minutes late. No worries. I'm gonna have renegade Alcorone. Heck. Yeah, let's go
I go back on January 6th
I'm not sure what we're doing and we can't harvest that jellyfish and make it feel like
a lot of fun and get buried forever.
And then we live forever.
What's in Texas?
That's where I live now.
Give us that for a second.
Give us on that for a second.
If we can convince or take the jellyfish apart, you're gonna be already in a secret.
It's wisdom secret.
And live forever.
It'll be like 900.
Like every girl in any Japanese film, even though they look proud.
Uh, that's not true.
Oh, that's not wrong.
But to be fair, Asians tend to look really young until they get really old.
We're talking about 3,000 year old demons here.
Well that's because they're immortal.
They don't hate.
Oh, immortal.
Oh.
Oh, hey, why is there a 13 year old girl in your anime show?
So, oh, don't worry, she's three thousand years old, oh, oh, all right, that makes sense to me, that makes it, oh, I'd say that, oh.
Wait, you know that in the state of Texas, they actually banned some anime that have, um, like, if some of the girls look underage.
Look at the 3,000 though, the 3,000 year old demons.
It's based on how they look though.
It's actually a thing they banned some anime in Texas.
I know that.
I'm going to go and see if anybody's going.
I only know that because there was an anime that I was trying to watch and it said not
available in Texas or something and I was like wait what?
So I like went and looked it up and it like said that they had like passed a bill that
if they look younger than a certain age or something they like and they're supposed
to be like an older person like they you can't like it's banned.
Which one was it? I don't even remember.
What?
Yeah, I think we just... Wait, is that a...
Oh, that's just...
Bad eyesight.
I don't think I can go back in time, Peanut.
You know, actually, carrots don't do anything for eyesight.
It was a World War II tactic to not let the opposition, the Axis team,
know that we had developed new radar detection systems.
Wait, what?
We could tell them all our army people were eating carrots and their eyesight was better.
Wait, is that actually a real thing?
That's true, that's true.
That's true.
We had a new detection system for planes,
but we didn't want the Axis knowing our new technology,
So you told them all of our people in our army would eat lots of carrots. That's insane
Hey, thank you for the three months time killing with the new sub tech with the new
Magic with the new sub Joe with the new sub
Jonathan, thank you for the new member flame. Thank you for the six months and house girl. Thank you for the new sub
thank you thank you I don't even face Japan
I don't know what they're doing
oh my gosh I hate rocks in this game
I think you gotta be defined a hitbox in the rocks
I don't know what you mean.
Yeah.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
Wait.
You two need to fight him.
There's not even a city in here.
Oh.
Oh, I see, I see.
Both of them go in.
Charge!
One down.
Both of them.
This one seems dead.
The other seems pushed in, I think.
You see, you see him?
No, they ran away like pussies.
Pussies!
Yeah.
Oh no, he's actually right here!
Oh my gosh, they're hiding at the car.
He's pushing.
Nice!
Oh my gosh, peanut.
Oh my gosh, you're a freaking god.
I don't know who's peanut
What if, what if I be your minion and I'll be like, haughty guard, right?
What if we just let our sons get together, huh?
You know what? There's no son. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, well, I guess I'll have to kill you.
Oh, God!
Peanut, don't...
Oh, I'm, like, talking in-game. Oh, my gosh.
I'm so sorry.
What's weird is I went over here and I looked down at the car and I did not-
Oh, dude!
The load ain't the load!
Oh my gosh.
I just threw a game.
Man looks like he's glitching out
Dude
Did you like download cheats or something there's a guy? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm stuck. I'm stuck
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Oh my gosh. I'm a peanut. I'm stuck
I can't I can't tell me
Dude, I'm going to literally lose my fucking mind!
What is happening?
I'm stuck!
I'm actually stuck!
I can't even see these hoofas.
They're up there!
It's like I can't even...
Dude, I'm actually stuck!
Who the hell is that guy?
dude this game is so bad sometimes you see all the glitches I have to deal
I'm gonna go with it.
Shit, I'm gonna receive recharges.
No, no, no.
Oh my shoes, look at it. Oh my god.
No!
That was a very good try.
No!
That was very good, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, that's okay, that's okay, oh my god, that
last shot, that last, if I had hit that last shot.
Dude, people are asking me why I did nothing, I was literally stuck, I was stuck, I couldn't
do anything.
Why is my game always glitching?
Listen, good question, good question, good question!
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh my, dude, I felt like LeBron James in his prime, running down the court, making it in the paint.
That was one shot off, one shot off of Infinite Group, Infinite!
You were doing so good peanuts and then I just had to get stuck on a stupid bush
Get it like why was I stuck there?
I don't worry about
Don't worry about it. I'm
onto the next one.
Whee-doo!
Way to go!
Oh!
One more, please.
I wish everyone was so bright and starry.
I shut my door before I wake up my grandma by screaming.
What? Dying?
No, the nine kills I got before dying.
Nine kills?
How are you, what? How do you count?
I just read off chat, I don't know.
Was that nine kills?
No.
It was at least seven.
There was only four people there.
Oh, there wasn't. I killed like a hundred people.
It was seven, it was seven. I killed seven. I killed seven people.
That's too shabby, that's too shabby.
Okay, that toro, we have got to figure out a way.
We have got to figure out a way to stock up on that toro.
There's got to be some type of total farming method.
We've got to be able to do that.
when did peanut get good bro I have no idea
my game has glitched three times today and all I have are just people telling me how
bad I am it's great I know I'm not the best player but dude like when people blame you
for something. When you literally have a game that is just blitching is insane.
I think it's random. I actually got one today.
you learned it yes I'm sorry there was someone in chat that goes I ain't doing
that I'm trying to use so annoying and I replied to him and I said at least we
I said, hey, we have something in common.
When people say shit like that, I like to just troll them because I think it's hilarious.
Like, do they not realize when they say stuff like that, they're also annoying?
People are weird.
My eye, there is something wrong with my eye, like I feel like something's been poking my
eyeball for like three days now.
I don't know what to do.
It's just been driving me nuts.
Bugs.
What did you get for Christmas?
Did Santa bring you some Christmas gear?
Their mom's pussy.
Alright, okay, that's it.
I was trying to connect with you and be your friend,
because honestly, Genji, I know we chat a lot,
but I honestly consider you a great friend.
You know that?
Did you hear me?
Oh no.
No!
I need this coming.
I actually got a Pokemon card. I know. He impressed.
There's no way you're opening Pokemon card packs, and you're not even ready enough.
No, I didn't open Pokemon. I said for Christmas.
Oh! Did they buy you like a pack to open it? Did they buy you a specific one?
No, a specific one.
Oh, nice! Nice!
Mm-hmm, yep.
Nice. Very cool. Thank you.
Yeah. Very cool.
And then I bought myself some earrings because I'm allergic to stuff.
Hey, that makes no sense. Let's ride!
Um, the Greyfowl Hat, Pika, and a 10?
I don't have it. It's in my house in Texas.
I'm visiting my parents right now.
My Christmas was great. My whole family was there. My whole family.
They were all in a circle with black foldable chairs and I couldn't tell what they were saying.
They were saying I'm not drinking but I couldn't tell because I was hammering his butt.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I was fucking a handle.
Oh my gosh, that's funny.
Now I cut off because I was like, oh,
he's going to need to do his thing.
That's why I like, because I got my earrings
because I'm allergic to like fake stuff, like for fake,
I guess, metals.
Are you actually fucking honest right now?
What do you mean?
No way, didn't you guys see me?
What do you mean, flexing?
No way, didn't you guys see me flexing?
I'm allergic to the other metals, so I had to get...
What?
It's the way that chief fakes it, I'm allergic to it.
I actually am.
My ears were, like, all puffy and swollen for, like, years,
because I couldn't afford to buy something nice for my ears.
Flexing, pressing, flexing, pressing.
Let's get to the towel.
You get it, J.G. You got your solid gold yacht, your solid gold mansion on your solid gold island.
What do you mean? I've always worn like $10 earrings of my whole life.
Yeah, I can't fuck with that fake shit no more. She's that cheap shit.
Let me do it. That shit, that shit.
Oh my gosh.
I get you to not be a grip. Totally, 100%.
I'll be a grip. 100%.
I'm gonna look at that fake shit, too.
Look at that ass on the stack. 100%.
That foo foo shit.
I forgot it probably is on because yeah it is oh my gosh dude I've been trying to
figure out what the heck is wrong with my game because I'm on a different PC and
I forgot that that's automatically on like whoever invented motion blur like
just I can't say that they are stupid yes
I think so.
That's kind of weird.
It is kind of peculiar.
I'm wearing a wig again, no.
sterling silver, well the glasses, oh my gosh what am I saying, the earrings that I had
were sterling silver, like, plated I guess, and they just irritated my ears so much.
Are they up here?
Yeah, I heard a little bit.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I see the door open.
He's right here on me!
He's dead.
Hey come on out and give me that you keep your life
I killed him.
I'm not gonna prove them in the lobby.
How about you grow some legs?
What?
Yeah!
I'm gonna kill you!
He's a peanut racist!
Do you mind to report that, motherfucker?
Yes, it was fun.
Oh, there's a guy on me!
I killed him! I killed him!
Shut up!
Oh my gosh.
Where did these guys come from?
Dude.
Why do you need that?
Pina, are you okay?
Who's that?
There's someone over here.
You sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they just...
I think they're at the door over there in the corner.
They just opened a...
I did, I did.
Who's who?
Oh, that was you?
I hear him healing 100%.
I'm gonna try to do up a little bit.
Okay.
I
It's not an auto clicker. Holy shit. Oh
This immediately jumped to me auto clicking because you have the dexterity of a pregnant lemur
Fucking
I don't know
I don't know, I can't tell.
Oh, they are definitely at the front.
They just broke one of the cameras at the front.
Your first floor?
Yes.
Behind the desk.
Me, I'm behind behind the desk
I don't get a lot of loot from those guys
He's got the extract of the white water treatment elevator
I'm sorry.
Oh my gosh.
Team up.
Team's up front.
Yeah, they ran out to the front.
What's going on?
Wait, hold on.
I think they're here somewhere right here.
Oh, team, oh, team, oh, team.
Oh, one broke.
I'm hurt though.
I heard them
I cracked his shield
You have to push up
Nade? On me?
Holy f**k!
Got him!
Don't worry!
You nice teamwork!
That was really good.
That was nice!
Shutting this door.
Oh, I think they're Christmas pours.
Unfortunately, what about a toro though?
No, I really get a lot for Christmas.
Kind of sad.
I really get like a whole lot of Christmas and like if someone gave me something like
I really appreciate it.
Oh, also, you're gonna need that for your hideout.
I mean, you're gonna need that for ex- ex- ex-
Wait, the expedition, I think?
Thank you ma'am, thank you ma'am, thank you ma'am.
Look, uh, uh, what Santa could really bring me.
I don't have a Toro.
What?
You don't?
No, I'm using a Stitcher.
Right?
Yeah.
What do these guys have? Definitely a...
Wait, what are the...
Wait, guys, what are those guys with a socket, right?
No, one of them had a sniper.
Yeah, he has a...
This guy has a sniper.
Oh wait, was that okay to mine?
Alright.
Who do these people talk about to get a go?
Go, go, go!
Dude, what in the world?
Uncaptain, thank you so much for the 25 gifted subs.
I appreciate it.
Happy, thank you for the two mines.
Beans, thank you for the new subs.
Rock, thank you for the new subs.
Do with the new subs.
Oh yeah, yeah.
We dead for a clue.
There he is, there he is, these guys have a gunner shotgun.
Got him.
Oh, one more, one more.
I'm going to go
Wish we'd like them.
Dude.
I was- my gun was bobbed again.
I will sacrifice his life in exchange for yours and he will guide you out.
No, just do it, just do it.
Eva Sack, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Alexander with the five gifted members.
Thank you.
No, thank you for the new sub.
Trashy Panda, thank you for the eight months.
Sirius, thank you for the new sub.
Ego, thank you for the new sub.
Brett, thank you for the new member.
Squat with the two months.
The homeless with the 69 bitties.
Gamer dad with the new sub and...
Unique, thank you for the new sub, I appreciate it.
Uh, Luke, thank you for the hundred bitties.
Have you ever heard of this Pokemon card under?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
The one from Evolving Guys, of course I have.
Why?
I'm a Joe and thank you for the 30 bitties, I appreciate it.
Thank you thank you kill him he didn't agree
I don't think they'll kill us.
What the fuck?
I got a bitch. I got your mom.
I just didn't.
So I'm taking a bow.
I know, man.
I was kind of thinking about it.
That shock thing, don't say it.
Do that shock on him.
That's shock on him.
I killed a lot of people this raid, Chut.
Oh, I did so good.
I finally, I finally carried.
One, two, three, four.
I killed four.
Wait.
No, I didn't get a bobcat.
Dude, you cannot listen to your chat
Every time they say that, they say it with my every rave.
Oh, okay.
Oh!
Oh, he's crazy.
He grouped two equalizers. No, he didn't. I can see his screen you selling goose.
Really? Wait, thank you for the new sub.
Hayden, thank you for the 50 bitties, Salty with the new sub, Jemethy with the gifted
sub on kick, thank you, thank you, and Crazy Killer, thank you for the 1500 bitties, thank
you, thank you.
I mean, because the bomb cat is pretty good.
Can I craft it?
Not yet.
What do you need, though?
That's actually not bad to craft.
Yeah, I know that raiden was a good one, it was a very good one.
Very, very good indeed.
Thank you for the new sub Justin, thank you for the gifted member and I patch. Thank you for the new sub. Welcome. Welcome.
Super chats don't work right now. You can't super chat.
It's because something's wrong with my AdSense, which is the thing that you're supposed to like set up for it.
I'm ready to go.
I'm not bringing the toro in this time.
Going in raw.
Kettle for all blue attack lids.
Are you coming in grouped at all?
Same kit.
That was almost a win.
I said the same kit.
Oh, okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Wait, did I cut out?
Yeah, you said cap.
Oh my gosh, I don't understand why my mic cuts out so much.
Well, actually, there's something
I've never seen any other streamer do.
And I see it because they join the Discord
and it's really, really weird.
All streamers, unless you're like,
who's that one guy,
Skatch, who uses a shit mic on purpose
for community effect, which I actually respect that.
But I'm not today.
You, when you do all of your noise gate
and settings for your microphone outside Discord,
but nobody disables their noise gate Discord.
People disable their crisp sound AI thing,
but they don't disable the noise gate.
You see how my circle's always green?
That's because mine's disabled.
Wait, what?
Oh, okay, well, I guess today it's not always green,
but usually it's always green.
How do I do that?
You've got some noise gates.
Automatic gain control?
So you want to turn off, first you want to turn off noise suppression powered by Chris.
It's right next to the disconnect button.
Make sure that's off.
It's probably already off.
And then you go to voice and you turn your, oh yeah, I haven't done this in like a year.
In some way.
Oh wait, you change your input and profile to studio.
The studio.
Because you got a good mic.
Because you don't have a noise gate on your microphone and it's going to really
fuck with it.
What was the...
Does it sound any different?
Okay, now you sound really quiet.
Maybe we do this later.
Oh, okay.
Alright, switch it back.
Wait, does that work?
Does that better now?
Well, you sound great. You sound quiet.
Oh, okay.
Huh.
Okay, I had changed it back.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, good, good, good.
That's interesting.
Okay.
That was funny.
Seems like, no, you guys wouldn't,
I wouldn't go through you guys.
It would be through his side for Discord.
Pizza the dude, thank you so much.
I appreciate the seven months.
Boopsy with the new self, welcome, welcome.
And Shook, thank you for the new self,
welcome, welcome, appreciate you guys.
Oh, my gosh, burn it peanut plus with the 10 gifted members.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Dude, I have like this tickle in my throat from yesterday.
I feel like I like strained my voice from yesterday.
Funny side up with the new sub.
Munch with the new sub.
Jthrower, thank you for the new member.
Appreciate you guys.
Thank you.
Flying flu.
Oh, please don't say that means you're getting sick.
I honestly streamed my voice so bad yesterday.
Guys, I mean, it was an insane stream.
I said thank you for subs so many times.
Dude, we had just on Twitch alone.
This does not include YouTube or kick.
Just on Twitch alone we had 2700 gifted, like not gifted, but 2700 subs yesterday.
Like what? My freaking voice hurts.
Oh my gosh that scared me.
I could have swung you something.
Oh yeah, this is a-
Oh no!
Nooooo, I tried!
GG's guys.
Have a Merry Christmas.
Let me tell you, I wanna come in that guy's chimney.
I wanna stuff that guy's stockin'.
Let me tell you that right now.
Give that fuck of my milk.
That's what I wanna do.
Fuck those people.
What the hell were they doin' down there?
He gave you his milk and stun.
Okay, alrighty.
Alright, well, I've lost everything you did to me.
You wanna free kit?
Yeah
We can go here, this is a perfect spot right here right here
I forgot. I asked a question, somebody just do people in Britain celebrate Christmas?
I'm pretty sure they do okay all right now let's ride what
Dude, what?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, I thank you for the four months.
Zombie with the new sub.
Brandy with the new sub.
Smoke with the new sub.
Binky with the two months.
How does it feel to not have a streamer item called a nut sign?
Oh my gosh, Texas, thank you for the 10 gifted members at Ramen.
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Hey, Rachel, thank you for the new sub and Alpha with the new sub.
Appreciate you guys.
Thank you, thank you.
That was funny.
Is the hat to hide the regress?
No?
I'm cold.
It's cold in the basement, guys.
No, I just really like hats. I wear them, like, actually a lot.
I have a pharaoh. Wait, is that a guy in front of you?
Holy shit, I'm so dead.
Um...
Someone got one! One last one! He's right here!
Wait, two people just died.
He's finished, he's finished, he's finished, he's finished, he's finished, he's finished, he's finished, he's finished!
I can't! I'm...
Oh my gosh, I have no stamina.
Gee, jeez.
He did.
Hey, where about it? Hey, where about it?
Where about it?
I'm going to knock his friend out now.
Good, good.
Tell that fat shit that I hate him.
Tell that fucker that he's a piece of crap that I hate him.
You're a piece of crap and peanut hates you.
Come back!
And you're fat and ugly.
I just realized I could talk to your mic.
hold it open for me
the fat, ugly, sneaky fat place in your pizza shed
nice shot
I don't know what to do with it.
Dude his friend had a fair as well.
What the heck?
I'm gonna catch him if you did.
Hmm.
No, it's, it's, your body's too exposed.
Oh, nice work, Diggy!
Wait, what?
Oh shit, no shit!
Oh shit!
I don't think that was me, Peanut.
I miss my first shot.
Well, GG's, have fun, enjoy my free kit.
Oh, hi.
What's up?
I was fighting this guy, you guys killed.
I can actually just leave the raid peanut died because you know he's a
I do have two wolf packs on me so take those when I die, okay?
I didn't! I didn't!
Yeah.
We did it. Okay. Bye bye. Have fun. Merry Christmas!
You know, they were going to, uh, revive me.
Really?
Yeah.
What happened?
I thought you wanted me to get out of the match.
Oh, yeah, probably better. Probably better. I should be on a free-cat.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
But you've got one more shot dude apparently they did not kill that guy apparently I did
Yeah
Had enough peanut would have lived not ability to stick with the team leaders rubbing off a little I can see that
Okay, you know what I did really good elastrade, okay
That's right. That's right. Thick not of the trials and tribulations of the race before last raid
You know where we killed a bunch of people and got out what?
Yep, a hundred percent hundred percent. I just want to give a big shout out my condolences as well and my thanks
But let me die
No, no, no that way you didn't die that read remember we got out
Oh, yeah, I get wrecked
Shout out, big shout out.
Wait.
You did it.
Uh, let's fly!
Oh no.
Guys, I don't think I have a kit on.
I think I'm just, oh my, oh, I don't mind if I do.
What gun do you have?
I've got this stitch on it.
Oh, wait, there's a team right here.
Pina, come back!
Look, go back, go back!
Right on me, right on me, down here!
I've got you, I've got you, I'm coming, I'm coming!
They're right here.
I'm right here, down there.
Who's there?
Ooh!
Come down!
I needed to reload.
Nice job.
Tee-Pink says Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Hope you had a good one.
Merry Christmas! I hope you had a good one!
Sorry, I was mule-teed.
Merry Christmas!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Wait, you're Santa?
I'm gonna take a knife!
Wait, that's why you weren't streaming?
Oh my goodness.
Look how we know.
Chat, he wasn't streaming yesterday because he's Santa.
Santa has crazy Kevin thank you for the two months re sub Joker with the new sub
Blake's with the new sub Cole with the two months Ryan thank you for the new
member dude my voice is actually I feel like I'm losing my voice thank you
Thank you guys I really appreciate it.
Oh my god!
Oh wait, we can't come in here.
We can hovel through the task hinge for the card.
Oh, I found the card.
Yeah, right here.
Reinforce reception.
Oh my god, we're under attack.
Oh, I'm dead.
I didn't really like that peanut.
I don't have a butt.
I dropped it in a bush so they can't get it.
Go go go go go go go go go!
Spooky!
I don't have any health.
One shot!
Okay.
One down one down one down one!
You can push down!
One down!
Pressure, pressure, pressure!
Ahhhh!
Oh my goodness, wait, what's- No, no, no.
I found it.
Yes, yes, indeed.
Look at all that beating sound.
It's the bombs on the ground. Don't walk on them.
You know you can walk on them and then just on them?
Oh, that's cool.
Mm-hmm.
Jesus, you just watch on them and then when she's...
Hey, not...
No, no, no.
Wait, what?
Did she look?
Wait, what?
Oh my gosh, I thought you were like going to kill yourself.
That's pretty crazy.
Little bit of new tech.
Now I hear some hoodlums blasting the Southwest.
And we'd like to take a little damn good.
What do you about that?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm just healing
Disgusting that was that was gross
Oh my god
What is happening over here?
I'm cooking! I'm cooking!
Charge!
Come on, James!
He's behind the people! He's behind the people!
Good game, girl.
Nice.
Is this all those amigos?
I think so. I didn't see any others.
I wish you a merry Christmas and a merry Christmas.
Peanut? Peanut, you need to get out of there. Oh my gosh, the rocket's here.
I'm sorry. I didn't take him out. He's taking her loot.
I've been watching since the start of the year.
Oh
That would have been the perfect shot and that would have been the second most perfect shot
And that would have been the third most perfect shot to save the day
I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
They're coming.
Look at the other one.
Who the hell is that guy?
I just picked him up the wrong color.
I'm throwing a thing to see how many I only see one person wait what oh my gosh they're
Are we getting shot at? Oh they're getting shot at!
Oh Daniel! Oh Daniel! Behind him! Behind him!
Wait, what?
He's not just one shot! What do you mean?!
Peanut, he's not...
Dude, I was...
What?!
Dude, he's not one shot.
I hit him like four times
What
I don't know what you saw on your head, but that is not what we saw.
That is NOT what we saw overheating at the buggy litteration.
I don't know about you guys, but I didn't see any of those shots.
Please kill my TA first.
He is terrible.
No, kill him first.
No.
He threw. You need to kill him first.
Yes, yes! Yes it is!
Oh shit!
It's me!
You know that he's the daughter of the Lord.
He's the speed magic almost on the back of your mom's click.
How do you see him down for Christmas?
It's about 2-4-0.
I missed every shot. No, I didn't!
Thank you, Shane.
Thank you, Shane. Thank you, Shane.
I'm slowly dying. I'm almost dead.
Please help me. I'm almost dead. I'm about to die.
I have one health. Oh no.
Oh, well have fun guys.
I have a free cat.
I am a ginger but I dyed my hair black.
Genji, I'm Tonya List.
You may have been Lebron James on the Lakers.
Prime Game Day putting up 100 points on your screen.
But on my end, you were Angel Reese on her best day.
I am talking rebound after rebound.
Not a single drop of blood came out of that man on my screen.
Dude, on my screen, I did.
And even my chat said I did hit him.
But he was definitely not one shot.
Well, honestly, you know what?
I've actually had a hunch for a little bit.
I've had a little hunch.
Let me explain my hunch, and then you and my Bungalow is confirming.
You know when you shoot a guy, and it's obvious they have a shield on because the sparks come out?
Yes.
Okay, I shot that guy like six times. No sparks came out.
So what I'm led to believe is that he's one shot.
I believe there's a glitch in this game right now, where if you shoot a guy,
sometimes even if they have a shield, the sparks won't come out.
Do you think that's true?
That's the only way that guy would have been one-shot.
No, I just think that it's such bad de-sync sometimes between certain, like, it depends on like where they're from, if they're on console and we're on PC.
I think it's just the de-sync is really bad sometimes that it doesn't hit reg.
Maybe.
Yeah, you didn't crack him?
No, that's what I'm saying is, when I was shooting him, there was no sparks, meaning he was already
cracked from the start, unless I'm right about the glitch, and there sometimes ARE times when
you shoot him and there's no sparks, even though they have a shield.
Yeah, I don't know, honestly.
Chad, he's not talking about my shots, he's talking about his shots when it didn't
go off with his shots.
I
At least five times
Four times I hit him at least four times at minimum. I had him four times. No doubt my mind maybe
Three times at least 100% that's almost as many times as a hit-and-mall pussy last night
Oh, Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus what the hell is wrong with you?
It is Christmas, Genji. You are supposed to be spreading cheer and jolliness, and all you can talk about is my mom's place.
I was cheerful and jolly when that happened.
What the hell? I hope you know that.
I hope you know that. When you're burning in the 13th circle of hell for the rest of eternity, and your flesh is falling off the bone, like a prime rib, I want you to think back to that.
No, I'm going to have him.
Jesus loves me.
He's going to be checking his list.
He's going to be checking his twice.
I'm on his list.
He's going to say, what did you say?
On December 25, 2025.
And he's going to play a clip.
And he's going to be like, wow, that was funny.
Honestly, Jesus would probably be chill like that.
Honestly, all right.
You know what?
Jesus probably would be chill like that.
He probably would be chill.
He probably would be chill like that.
Maybe.
I mean, apparently he hung out with all of the bad people, so...
I don't...
I don't know.
I don't know. Apparently that says in the Bible.
I don't know.
125 AM, it's the 26th P-9.
Who got this fuck?
It is still Christmas until I go to bed.
Oh, that's why.
Honestly, I see we're bringing Max Kits.
I see we're bringing Max Kits.
I don't even have Max Kits.
Scrap up something together.
Scrap, scrap, scrap.
Grab whatever you got out of your homeless person shopping cart
and put it on.
I'm bringing in and renegading some doosie.
Mm-hmm.
Get a bone of stick.
It's true that I can't say some stew.
I deeply admire its viscosity nonetheless.
I saw a bunch of people on Twitter that went,
you were that big ball fighter like,
you got your jaw snapped.
Guys, can you see the fight?
Yeah, I did.
That was a nasty punch.
Yeah.
I don't know why he'd be facing a mountain of a man like that,
But the jaw, I don't know about other surgeries.
Because of money?
Well, of course.
But the jaw, I've heard that's the worst one to operate on.
You have to eat through a straw for like six months,
don't you?
Wait, what?
Don't you yet?
Because you have to sew and suck for like six months,
don't you?
Oh, God.
Yeah, I don't think you can.
His jaw broke into three places
like that was only two.
Oh, like three months, like three or four months.
Oh.
I saw some people legitimately on Twitter be like, wow,
you got your job, bro.
Was it worth it?
Pusheets like, yeah, dude.
That was $92 million.
Yeah.
I let Dequadius actually ram my shit with each face,
no sleep, living off nothing, but kimchi juice
and cane sauce.
I brought half of that, a quarter of that.
Are you out of your fucking mind?
some people some they don't have what it takes they don't have what it takes
it's gonna be I'll be on that shit you're talking about I mean I mean the
thick of it is the thick of battle mm-hmm that type of cash you crazy are
you gonna your mind you are your mind
I'm just going to bring in a venetaur wait am I muted when I say that I'm just going
gonna bring in a Venator. Okay, I'm gonna do I'm you still around. Okay, I'm gonna bring
in a Renegade and a Toro maximum rain for me max. I'm a little scared to do this because
it's like my last full kid of this. We gotta go we gotta go crazy. It's right. You gotta
absolutely crazy okay? Okie dokie are the chokie.
Preferably though but I don't have on the stuff.
Um, oh my goodness, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, chat.
Um, I missed the subs, so let me, let me read them out.
Um, Brian, I don't remember if I said thank you for your new member, but thank you, thank
you.
Uh, Piano?
Piano?
Thank you for the new sub.
Blue shield with a blue charm.
The crown.
Thank you for the new sub, thank you for the new sub, I appreciate it, um no because that's
what I'm using but that's the light shield, also thank you for the gifted sub, rough thank
you for the new sub, Molly with the 5 gifted members, Scotty with the 500 biddies, I'm
I'm pretty cheerful after that joke, let's go!
Heck yeah.
Drew, thank you for the new sub.
Sideways, thank you for the new sub.
And Matthew, thank you for the 10 gift itself,
I appreciate it, thank you, thank you.
Okay, wait, let me see if I can find this real quick.
Oh no, I can't.
Let's see...
Oh, I can't even craft it.
No!
Hair looks nice. Thank you. I actually need to get it done. I need to get my hair. You died, but...
Thank you, thank you, I appreciate it.
It's much more chill from coming from peanut stream.
Yeah, I'm definitely way more laid back.
I'm also tired though and my throat hurts really bad because I think I've just strained my voice over the past few days.
Oh, is it a beanie?
I got the beanie off of Amazon. Just like type in like cat ear beanie and look for like the knitted like the crush shade beanies.
Do you smash cones? Wait, what? What does that even mean?
Both your streams up? Oh, that's gotta be chaos.
Peanut on the TV, Genji on the phone, let's go, hell yeah.
A spoon of honey?
Yeah, I'd probably need some honey.
Hopefully ice cream cone.
Oh my god.
Oh, dude, my throat is not feeling good.
What about a VTuber box match?
You got that, Gigi?
Who has more Pokemon cards and a deeper voice wins?
Bro.
What?
Don't make fun of Pokemon cards.
Honestly, I just had to use it to set up a decent voice joke.
I had to fill it with something. That was just a filler.
That was just a filler. That was just a filler.
Mm-hmm.
That was just a filler. I just had to think of something.
The two iPads, no what was.
actually you know that those like slab like I guess gambling things I was
telling you about like the power packs from GameStop yeah I hope I spent $500
but I opened a gold star Rayquaza and it's worth like 17 to 17 it's worth
like 1700 to 2000. So I did good. That's very cool, Genji. That's very cool. That's very
cool. Well, I think cool is the wrong word. That's very economically efficient. Very economically
efficient. Sadly, if it wasn't a 10, it'd be worth tens of thousands, but it's in
a nine, so no, it was a nine. I'm not a card opener, but I don't understand if
If it's new out of the box, it should be a 10 out of 10, and if it's not, you should
be able to return it and give it a 10, because that means they sold you a jay card.
No, it's just like how the printing is.
Some of the cards are printed, like misprinted, like they're cut off completely.
They've got the cards for an idiot re-fire.
No, no, no, they go for good money, though.
There's actually...
So if I bought like a computer or a car and it was missing a wheel or the hard
Like let's get a refund on this really quickly. No people just love miss cuts like some people actually collect them
You guys like look down on those people in the Pokemon community no
There's some people that collect PSA grade one
Wait was that you're a people inside you just make a grade one mind taking a grade 10 and shitting on it
Yeah, I pretty much
But most people like to just have it like the natural way where it was like highly
played.
Dude, I think I'm losing my voice.
We gotta get him.
Did he stand back or handle these two again?
He's on this rock.
Wait, the spider might get to him.
It's just one because I killed one.
nice thank you yeah the spider is going to him
I'm going in!
where you going?
the spider is following him
yeah he's jumping on him
cracked him?
OH NINGLE OH NINGLE THE SOUTHWORD THE SOUTHWORD
I need to get you from the southwest
What?
Yeah, yeah, there's a trigger thing that comes from the southwest.
I think, wait, was it?
Oh, yeah, it was, it was!
Dude, I almost killed...
Yeah, he's dead, he's dead.
Okay, let me go, let me go.
Oh, he's dead from...
He's dead from the spider.
Press the extract! Press the extract so we can survive!
I'm gonna press it.
I know, no, no, but we just need to be able to, like, live as well.
Wait, Peanut! Did you just kill that guy right there?
Just running in circles, trying to stay away from this.
Peanut.
peanut oh my gosh dude no no no no oh my gosh dude there's people behind me
dude I just got there said peanut I told you we needed to loot after we open
the extract so we could like so I could aggro the it like on me but without dying so you
could lose.
No need to worry, 50's are team middle hit, safe!
Dude, I just, I just thought I lost everything.
Excelling me, get him in, excelling me.
Oopsie easy.
This is crazy.
I'll put you in a free gun.
What gun do you have?
This is crazy!
I'm bringing you in a free vanita on the house.
Oh are you?
On me. On me. On the house.
I will take it.
Damn you just killed me.
Hey!
I'll even make it a venerated for a blue attachment and a green attachment look
back dang you actually have enough for that stuff I've got a couple tricks up my
sleeve nice nice there's something something for the boys back home mm-hmm
Dude, dude, if we could have just waited, just waited to loot!
It was a simple mistake.
A simple mis-input.
Let's not get carried away here.
Don't want to lose sight of what's going on here.
All right, we'll do a thing.
I swear something is poking my eyeball.
Jack, thank you for the 100 videos.
Okay, thank you for the raid.
I hope you had a good stream.
How do you not rage?
It's a video game.
Why does it matter?
Wow, thank you so much for the new sub.
Anonymous, thank you for the three months.
Appreciate you.
Don't come out.
Dude, I felt like something has been poking my eyeball
for like three to four days now, and it's just driving me nuts.
And it's something like on here.
Like I've looked at my extensions
see if there's just like a like there's one that like came loose but stuck to the eyelash
or something that I need to like take off there's nothing like I just don't see anything
there scratch your eye yeah that's kind of how it feels in a way like I scratched my
my eye.
By the way, did you butt nugget just send me $50?
You wanted me to give you kids some shooting lessons?
What the hell?
Don't have a gun.
Oh, yes, of course, of course, of course you want it.
Here you go, there you go.
I don't need shooting lessons.
Dude, my uncle does, uh, I guess paintball or airsoft or whatever?
And they actually have games where they do like an extraction mode in that where they
have to go out and like find stuff and extract with it basically.
That's cool.
Yeah, that's actually pretty cool.
You know what one thing I revere about paintball?
Is that somehow, even if it is the fattest motherfucker on God's green earth,
he has got the movement and the dexterity of a greasier.
Have you seen those guys?
He can be 450 pounds if you're out of patience.
Oh, God.
You stayed in full.
You've seen those, right?
He's moving. That's called dedication to the game. That's what that's called.
Oh, God.
Oh, Mr. Spiders, Mr. Speacher-Race. I'm going to get you down there.
Oh, two people dead over there.
So, Spaceship race… oh no, it's coming!
Wait.
What was that?
Peanut!
Peanut, it's coming over…
It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's
just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's
just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just…
Mmm…
Ah!
And then I meet Peanut on, on a switch, actually, in the target category.
Long time ago, when he averaged about, like, close to 100 people.
It was a pretty long time ago, it feels like.
That should be added in spite of on the other side power down as well.
I didn't hear that.
I'm lagging. Really bad.
Just like you're like skipping on my screen and stuff.
Oh gosh, it's okay.
Over here!
Get him once!
Oh, I did it!
Oh my god, I broke him, I broke him.
Oh god, what, what?
Nice.
I don't have any maids.
Oh, they just do a name.
I'm going in!
Is he dead?
Yep, we killed him.
We're doing pretty good so far.
there we go it's close enough this door still not reached we got it we got
extra secure okay
wow his gun is zeroed what the heck this guy was one of those pores yeah same
with this guy
Wait, there is actually shooting over inside there.
Wait, yeah, there...
I just saw them at the door.
Oh, it's a nice, it's a nice.
Hey, FUNK!
Click out!
Who died?
Do you raise your?
Yeah, I'm trying to ping it.
Someone just died in there.
How many do you see died one or two this one
either there's two teams and they're still blasting or there's one team and
one of them is horrible and I don't like that yeah that's the only options it
can be we're taking a little people never hurt anyone
I don't know. Wait, why is that
clinker mad at someone next to us?
Okay, first time. Oh, he's right there. He's right there.
He's right here.
Uh.
Nice. Nice.
Nina, it would just be faster to go up in here.
I'm going inside.
Well, you got your fucking fans, fellow!
I think they jumped off.
No way.
Here they go.
Oh I fell.
Oh my god.
Hello sir.
I
Wait, where's his friends?
I shot at him. Oh shit. Oh shit. Um, I made a boo boo
Oh God
No
Oh my... okay, I can't see him through that.
Okay, what?
Dude, fuck you, yes.
every fiber in your being. Riz, please fuck this up, please die.
Hey, can you please res me? This guy that you just killed killed me. Please, can you res me?
Hello? Hey.
He's just under the lady.
I haven't seen one of those before.
Hey, do you guys have a DFIM?
No, no, no, we killed his duo down here.
But they killed my teammate.
His duo should be like right down here somewhere.
I promise you we killed them.
I don't know where he might have crawled off.
Do you think you could stop my bleed at least?
Like with a Band-Aid?
I'm about to die.
Okay, well, Merry Christmas.
Dude, they said that they were gonna rez me! What the heck?
Dang it, I tried!
I've lost everything I've loved. Me too. I had a total four in a renegade for
nasty attachments. That was my best kit. I am depressed and I have AIDS.
Don't keep your enemies waiting. You know what we should do? What? Die in the game of
free kids on spaceport and I go open all of the breach stuff that's good thinking
that's good thinking get some good guns you know that's good thinking that's good
thinking and then kill people with those guns yeah that's great thinking that's
great thinking I was trying first to be fair I did get res twice today by
random people and then there was going to be a third but they didn't have a
D-fib. Very nice. That's very good. But first you got to make him feel good.
Good about themselves. Hey handsome. Hey handsome. Those are great shots up there.
Come on, suck them a little. Tina, I am a girl. Then, then, you're going for the
tail. Hey, you know what a fellow like me can use? I mean, I've got an extra one.
I want to burn you a little deep in a little deep in your timeout step one step to simple
Step one step to simple make them feel good and going for the kill
And then when they revive you if you want to go for real kill you can't do that too
But you got to get past first two steps first
They can feel special
You know they need a
So again, they need a man's AI voice so I can pretend to be a man.
Oh, I remember. Make him feel special.
I love you. Is that the one? If I get that right.
Wait, am I thinking of the right one?
You know what you could use with those candy bar carrying bags.
Is it some candy bar carrying bag carrying bag?
I think I'm thinking of the right one.
Is that right? Is that right?
Gotta make him feel special
I'll look it up. I'll look it up. I'll look it up
There is a male AI voice. No, they actually all sound the same
No, no, no, they don't yeah, they do
There's ten of them some of them are ladies some of them are guys
Okay, I mean person type a and person type B
What nothing or nothing
I don't even know how to turn that on though.
Rae Rae
Hey Rae Rae
Rae Rae
can you hear me all right?
Okay, how do I sound?
I apologize.
Are you drinking on this fine night?
No. I don't drink.
can't drink because you got like stomach aches on it right?
Oh my gosh.
It was something right?
I mean I guess you can kind of say that.
But no it's not stomach ache.
Well how do you get hammered then?
I don't.
Okay Pina how does this sound?
I'll get there.
Let's get there.
Wait click into your game can you hear that?
I can't hear nothing. Well, I've got my game muted for the stream, so I can't hear anything.
Oh.
Oh, let's RIDE!
I forgot to mute. Don't tell Pina that.
It's a spin draft.
The lemon flavor.
Okay, tell me how this sounds.
What's up?
How do I sound?
Jesus Christ, turn that off immediately. Turn it, turn it off, turn it off.
Why?
Turn it off, turn it off! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Hi Peanut, how are you? How do I sound? How do I sound? Do I sound like a man? Deep from the soul.
You sound great, you sound great. What does it sound like? You sound great. You sound great.
The other news I have age now, but you sound fantastic. You sound great.
Unrelated, by the way. You sound great. You sound great.
Does it actually sound like a guy?
Uh, yes. Yes, it actually does. Which is weird because when a guy uses a girl voice, it sounds like a kid, but you just sound like an old person.
Hey, Gramps here, just drawing along with my cane, hoping that you'll protect me.
Don't you worry Grandpa, I got you.
We'll get you back to the nursing home.
You got lost again.
Woo-hoo!
This does not sound like Stephen Hawking. Is this what you're talking about?
What?
This does not sound like Stephen Hawking.
Yeah.
Stephen Hawking is more like, that island was great.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Goofy color!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me go hit this breach thing in here.
What if there's goop to be had in here peanut?
Maybe, maybe.
Oh, okay, this was actually really good.
Okay, I got an Andal level 2 and a wolf pack.
Now I don't have to use the pharaoh.
Katiki is 8 more heavy shots for your Hoosier duty.
Thank you, sir.
Oh my god, this ditch is looking at us.
Ready, 3, 2, 1.
I mean, there was someone that died over that direction.
two people are seeing let's go where those guys died in the last and take a
little peek and see what's going on down
and I really wish I had stents.
Oh, there's a trap right here.
Look at that.
He's a clinker right there because we've been here in a while.
Don't worry, Gramps got your back.
Thank you.
Those hoodlums should be somewhere out here.
I mean I think that they're kind of back like out there somewhere.
The purchase of the green key?
Nice.
Nice shot!
Eh, okay, here.
Nice shot?
You're getting some break-over to use these all the years.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes there's two in there.
Actually, let's peek in to see if there's any.
There is none.
Don't even open it.
Got you.
We're about to be on there.
Yeah.
There was not a single gun. What the heck?
No guns at all. No
Always right there
Yeah, we give me that feral give me that feral in like Timberlinks
It's two of them two of them
Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Wait three two one. Oh, I'm in. Oh my god. I didn't stop immediately
Hey, not why did you miss hit one hit one
Okay, I can see is I could see his foot over there
Yeah, I love how I just can't see them and then they peek and insulate it.
Oh, headshot one!
Oh my god!
Well, okay.
I don't know if it's gonna go.
Okay, wait.
Don't, Pete, just wait for them to make a move, right?
Cause if we don't, they're in the not so good position.
We're in the good position.
Yeah, they're not so good position.
I think that's how they, that's the official military term.
I think we just wait.
Oh, what if they wait, what if they just wait us out?
If I was in that position, I don't think I'd be moving.
No, they got loot that they need to get out.
We don't. We're free kids.
Gotta go ahead and crouch.
We are pretty poor.
Oh, they're already on the move! Look!
Wait, what?
They're already gone!
Danger. Go there.
I hit him?
How's that got you to wait so fast?
We gotta get up there!
What?
DERKAAA!
What the heck?
I think we're doing too much security.
Oh, we're doing close. Where are they going?
One savvy lawyer, thank you for the 25 gifted subs, I appreciate it.
Oh, could you sign it?
Wait, they've got to be going over here, Peanut.
This one closes in a minute and a half.
Which one?
The one I just pinged.
I can hear him blow some up.
Oh.
Let's get out of him.
Shoot.
Oh, I see him, I see him.
He's got one.
I don't have any strength left.
Can I get another one?
You got two names.
These guys are definitely not free kids.
Can we get him?
I hit one he's still on that rock like right here thank you so much for the 25
gifted I really appreciate it thank you for the new sub
Kill in the head he's hurt
I'm going in. Oh
This is a bad idea. This is a really bad idea. Oh my god. They're talking. Oh my god. I have not seen have
Hey
Dude, what is up with my gun just being so slow to shoot, man?
I hate when guns aren't leveled up.
It sucked.
I did shoot him twice though with it.
I just couldn't finish him off.
I'm not going to lie to you. Those were meanies. Those were not kind gentlemen. Not kind gentlemen.
If I knew that they were going to be some rapscallion hoodlums, I would have played that a little differently.
A little differently. I didn't know he'd be coming up then missing shots and calling me slurs.
I didn't know.
I should have waited for me, peanuts!
Well, I thought I had an opportunity! I had just one headshot, one with a Fero!
When we go in as a team, we do pretty good.
Well, they're not really, but we do better.
What do you mean? There was a few times when we've been cooking lobbies.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I see we bring in a Max Kit. Max Kit that we dominate.
Also that guy did not have a shotgun. He had an anvil upgraded and I think he had
the special thing on it.
I like that side.
How many body shots do you have to hit someone with the Faro?
I mean not Faro, with the Anvil?
Are you like four?
So four, okay.
I think it's two headshots, one headshot, two body shots, or four body shots, I believe, right?
And that's just the legs.
I think it's five.
Dang.
So if I would have had one more body shot on him he would have been downed.
It's three body shots?
Are you sure?
Dang it, man.
three body shots? Are you sure? Dang it, man!
We talked about shit. Dude, I freaking hate this stupid
crosshair because I'm on a different PC and now I don't have my
one that I normally play with.
What do you want? I'm the doozy!
Yeah, but then I'm gonna try to have to get used to that one then.
I don't even know if it matters to hide in my screen, dude.
I am E.B.
Wait.
One savvy lawyer, you gifted 25 gifted again?
Wait, and again?
Wake up?
Oh my gosh.
What?
Dude, thank you for the 75 gifted subs.
Holy moly.
Thank you, thank you.
I do need to wake up.
I need to wake up.
Adler, thank you for the three months.
NutriShop, thank you for the new sub.
DJ, thank you for the new sub.
Freddy with the new sub.
Mine with the new sub.
Focus with the new sub.
Tapena, thank you for the new sub.
Ninja, wait.
And just with the new sub, Scotty with the gifted sub, and Kiwi, thank you for the 6 months resub. I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you.
Dude, I got a pay! I got a pay!
100 better than 75 to be honest wait what wait you gifted an oh my gosh I did
not even see that what the heck a hundred gifted dude what thank you so much I
appreciate it thank you thank you I don't even know if I need that
Weirdos be out tonight? Wait, what's happening?
Wait, what? Looks like she changed and needs someone to tell her because she's on a new PC. It came off hard but I was just trying to help.
Christmas wait what what was it what
looks like a change what oh my gosh this
circle is huge dude my circle is almost
as big as your mom's vagina
holy shit this is crazy yes I can I just
I didn't talk for five minutes and the first thing you say is a statement about my mom's
push.
Oh, Merry Christmas, appreciate you.
Okay, if I go that way, I'm not living.
Dude, what do you mean what am I talking about?
There's a bastion right here at the door.
I won't bother you.
Dude.
I think there's tables in the building in front of us.
There's tables! We gotta go!
Okay, I'm moving, I'm moving.
Okay, I'm pushing to the front.
Oh, I missed. Oh, I got one, I got one!
Nice.
Nice job.
Oh shit! What the hell was that?
He's up there. I was trying to shoot him.
Oh my god, I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh, I just got instantly filmed.
What?
Wait, that was your teammate?
I'm just glad I didn't die first, Merry Christmas.
16 in the morning. I think the job is around. I think the job is around. We got lucky there.
Plus I'm checking that guy for jeans. That was weird. That could have been luck, but I'm
checking. Never can be the same.
He has a band on his record.
Oh, yep. I see that right here.
No, it was weird. I thought it was weird.
Wait, why am I mad at Pina? Wait, am I mad at you? Apparently I'm mad at you,
I can't believe you peanut. You're the worst teammate ever. I'm so mad at you
That guy is cheating his dick off that guy is cheating his dick off
100% I thought that was a little suspicious not gonna lie
He came he came well I peaked and I got instant head tapped inside
Yeah
I think there's a million something weird going on there and some type of wizardry, magician, essence.
You're talking about some type of card picking thing on a wizard's back.
Dude, where the heck is freaking Kokesi?
I don't know. I think we're way up in the play.
That's what I'm saying. We need some fucking meat here to throw it in front of the enemies god.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm trying to die. Who's all my shit back? Yeah. I see we go one more
Regular cat we bring in groups and let us give up. Oh, we I see no one. No, I don't even have a
Okay, three kids
Hopefully
Huh?
Do it. He was just napping. He's just napping. He's just napping right now, but she's napping
Can you believe he just gamed without us like all day long and then went to sleep?
I know. I know. And he lied about signing up for Grindr last week. He said that somebody
used his email to sign up and he kept getting mad at me. That's crazy.
I have an authentication system. You need to authenticate it in your email before it's fully signed off.
Let's fly!
Dude, I finally cracked a part of my neck that was hurting.
Oh, dude.
Dude, my neck was so stiff and then I finally...
We heard what oh yeah look pretty towers
They're actually very far away. Yeah we're 10 minutes late. We're honestly quite
I've been there until about 16 minutes so the last team gonna spawn in before we
But there might be goop everywhere.
I hear fighting.
Wait, there's fighting.
Like over here.
There.
By the tower.
That sounds like someone just died.
We did right in the tower.
We go on top of the tower.
Oh, I see, I see.
You gotta find a zip line, unless you use snap hooks.
What do you got, what's going on?
I have a Rattler.
GG's.
I'm gonna cuddle, but I can't swim for this time.
yeah there is a zip line wait but it's no that's not up to hmm
they are hard hard to know the music wall as we go through here I think that
they have they have to have the snap hooks yeah that's on me and we have to
lure them down or wait for me to come down for some of the group they kill.
We should get in the towers, they have to come into the tower too.
Oh my god.
Oh, there's a bomb right there.
I have a better gun because that was that
let's wait up there but how do we get them to come down here to your meeting
call.
No, I think that's your imagination.
No.
I don't think so.
Wait, you're actually on to something.
What the fuck?
What the hell was that?
Okay, hold on.
I'm going to go down and see if I can see one out the front.
We got this guy.
What the hell was that?
Okay, hold on. I'm gonna go down and see if I can see one out the front.
We got this guy, sir.
Let's see if...
Let's see if the rock in here is...
Wait, you have a lure grenade?
And you didn't throw it up there?
I can do that
Just died wait, I think one fell off
They're using the fake ones. They're using the fake things, right?
What's going on up there?
Dude, there's no way that's someone else?
No, come over here.
I'm over here.
What are you listening to?
What if I stand in your hat?
Wait, wait, wait, the rocket tier is here.
The rocket tier is here.
It's here.
Perfect.
It's here.
You have your mind.
That's it.
It's going to be you.
Okay.
Come on down anytime!
Why is the market too fast enough?
I don't know.
I'll just end up with another one.
Oh, here, bring it out.
I don't know what is it doing dude what the fuck oh my gosh
What the hell is he doing?
Who keeps your ass over here?
Are you going over again?
You're really bad at throwing those, you know.
First time
We might need to hide in here peanut
There's no way that it's, there's no way that it's just deagroed.
Now, what the, what is it not going to keep doing?
What are they on?
What the clank of doing?
Do you have the cloak on or something?
Maybe.
The cloak can't last forever.
But I don't hear the cloak.
I think everybody's waiting for us.
This is a very fancy work.
Oh, they're coming down.
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Oh, I don't know.
Oh fuck!
I just fell too.
Oh jeez Christ.
Oh well.
Alrighty then.
Oh what the e-
He's right here!
Wait, what?
We actually straight up might be the worst players.
What? What did they have that they weren't getting aggroed?
There's more!
No, but how were they not getting aggroed by the freaking Rocketeer? I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I think we have to accept the fact that we may actually suck at it.
No, no, no, no, no.
That was possibly the worst way I think anyone has ever done in awkward history.
But it's not a bad play because, dude, I have killed people that way.
I jumped up a three-story building and then got my ass crammed.
Okay, well that was your fault.
Let's do it again!
Freak it up, Deanette!
Go, go, go! Freak it!
Let's go, go!
That was something that was that was something that was something that was that was one for the books that was going to keep you up for a couple nights
If someone was like, if only Genji wasn't a girl and I commented back, I was like,
like true maybe I'd be good good at this game like you dude why is it so funny to
clap back like that
I think my game broke it don't say that I I've been on this little extreme for
like 40 seconds.
Me too, actually.
I think the game went down.
Yay!
Perfect.
What a sweet treat.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Dreams really do come true.
We're in the city of dreams.
My dreams are fading.
Put me in this game. Put me in this game. There's no way. Oh, thank God. I'm not saying there's no way my last turn of the night is going to be me jumping out of the building and then getting my ass done.
We actually did have some really good raids where we killed so many people today.
Did my eye is driving me nuts?
I just got it.
Three.
Holy.
You're gonna walk on the treadmill while you eat them?
No. No. I just, you know, I've watched it a several times, not today, but yesterday.
Oh, nice.
It's 20 minutes of running.
You actually ran. There's no way you ran.
No. But I did 2 and a half minutes of running and then 2 and a half minutes of walking.
That's awesome.
And then 2 and a half and more minutes of running and then 2 and a half more minutes of walking.
So a total of 10 minutes of running and 10 minutes of walking.
Very nice peanut.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, wait, are there breaches in here?
Do you knew me?
Hey, there's actually a breach in here
Pray for the guns
Connection to game server lost
I blame peanut
He's de-dossing the server, so he doesn't have to play bad anymore.
Wait, I just reconnected.
No, my eye is not twitching.
It just feels like kind of like a scratch actually.
Actually, it's got to be a scratch that is on my eye.
All right.
All right, all right, all right.
Got too shabby.
Okay, what gun do you have?
Got a skit shot.
Okay, that is all the ammo it gave me.
Oh, thank you.
Very nice.
Wait, what's in here?
Oh, I got a little pestle.
Oh, there's not one up here, there's not one up there.
Let's go to the other side and check.
No, it should just be on the left side, right?
Okay, there's not one up there.
Oh, it's going to go to the tower.
Goop, goop, goop.
You got a bobcat?
No, it's a bruletto. What? Chat. You guys got to stop telling Pima to say that. Dude, look at my pistol.
I wish I could shoot you with it.
It's my pharaoh that I spawned with.
Dude, I swear.
Please just so and shoot me and take me out of my misery.
E-E-E. Take me out of my misery.
Please just shoot me. Take me out of my misery.
It's gonna be a great place to do a great raid. Just you wait.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, my gosh, peanut.
Give me that goop.
Oh, my gosh, I'm dead.
Oh my god.
Alright, well, we're fine.
Pina, you have to wait for it to de-aggro you forehead.
We'll hang about for just a short time and then we'll head off and get the battery.
Good thing if I would put the white balls to get the battery.
White bulls.
Oh, I got him, I got him!
Oh, Mott, dude.
What?
Hey, I just spawned in front of me, but I did not aggro them.
We're all fine.
Also, I have more ammo for you.
Very nice.
Oh yes shit I just realized we need a ton of ammo in the car.
It's a sponge watch that's like this.
Oh, people are just dying.
Is that the other side?
Yeah I think so.
Oh here he is!
He just died right back.
Oh space Jesus!
Oh wait here's the ammo.
Here you go.
Don't!
Wait why can't I...
Oh, you can't go down here, either.
I'm coming in the rear.
I see him, I see him.
Okay, go on, angle, angle, angle, angle!
One on the left, one on the right.
Oh god, he's dead.
Nice.
Peanut, there are people outside.
I got so much you
I'm gonna go take the hoodlums outside of the balloon okay?
oh these are just some pores, these are just some pores
another one of those pores, stinky dirty pore
Oh, they're right here!
Stop him!
I was shooting you the whole time.
Hey, who's that guy?
Is that his boyfriend?
I don't know.
Keep looking for him. See if it's his boyfriend.
Oh, I think it is, he's not loaded yet.
I just wanted to kill Pina, you know.
Nice.
Well, I put the thing in here.
I put it, oh wait, I interact.
Okay, it's open.
We can go up.
Do you have a battery too?
Yeah.
Very nice!
Do you have enough ammo for the plakers atop?
I have 287.
We're done.
Best ditcher.
That should be enough.
I've got 375.
I'm going on up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God, species is right here.
Hopefully, there's not going to be any blood in my nose.
Checking news from Wolfpacks.
Yeah, here's a D.P.K.A.
It's like you're coming in.
One down.
Oh!
Hit the dingle, hit the dingle.
Well, there's two more waves.
I
Nice work India. Thank you. It'll be a teamwork
To one more
Oh my gosh, that he's coming over.
it's
Oh my god. One in the back, one in the back, one in the left.
Got one, got one.
Nice.
Load angle, load angle, load angle!
Let's go!
Please heal up Peanut.
Here, let me give you a good bandaid.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
He said it, he said good game, he said good game.
GG, GG, GG, GG.
Hope to see you again in the game.
I didn't even hear him.
Well, I was relating to what you say he said he said GD is the game, good fight, maybe we'll see each other in another match if we're lucky.
Oh.
He said, he said, Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
Yeah, but that's definitely what he said.
I'll tell you, I heard him, I heard it first hand. He was in the Jolly spirit. Good for him, good for him.
You love to see it. You love to see it.
He was getting quite jolly on this special occasion.
Oh, shit.
Well, it's fate she's just pissed at us, so I should be hanging out here for a bit.
Hey, nut, here, take this.
Ooh.
Oh, my.
Oh.
Take it to deep.
You're welcome.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hey, get your teeth.
You're welcome.
I think basically this is not possible.
You just need to get this record.
Just be fast with your eyes and just go for my time.
Um, you aggro'd it again, Peanut?
Oh, it was the camera, it's the camera!
Yeah, it's the camera, we need to turn that off.
I will just hold up for a little bit longer.
Let me do that.
Oh my goodness I missed so many subs what the heck
Slide thank you for the 66 months this is from 30 minutes ago
Oh, mythic with the new sub, fan with the new sub, athletes, thank you for the new sub,
and the new sub, and another five gifted, and another gifted, oh my goodness, thank
you, thank you for the new sub, bades with the new sub, Riley, thank you for the new
sub, and the five gifted, Curve, thank you for the new sub.
I am so overweight right now, this is not good.
Oh, I'm getting a bit tricky, monkey myself.
You know about that, you know about that.
Oh, no.
It's not.
I think it's agro again.
Is that the other one?
It's agro.
Peanut, I told you it was agro.
Oh!
Oh my gosh.
Wait, wait.
You think that...
To you.
You're so beautiful and that died.
Thank you, JD.
Thank you.
Oh my goodness.
I will hold up for you.
Thank you for the new sub.
Thorben, thank you for the hundred biddies.
Firely with the five gifted.
Thorben with another hundred biddies.
Ysteam is always broken, who knows.
Easy, thank you for the new sub.
Billy with the new sub.
Verdant with the hundred biddies.
Very cozy.
Heads, cold.
Happy with the new sub and the five gifted
and another gifted.
Thank you so much one click it down. Thank you. Thank you
If we don't kill them in a certain amount of time it doesn't stop
I can start shooting the railing to be shoot live
Then we already killed them what I don't know
Oh my god, someone's going to survive. No jump. No jump. Someone's going to survive.
Oh, that's cool.
It's weak!
Oh my gosh, peanut.
Oh my god, my shield's been broken and spaces is right there.
We're going to die. We're going to die a horrible violent death.
Help.
Leave us here.
Dude, he's pushing, he's pushing.
Oh, angle, oh, angle, oh, angle!
Come on, James.
What?
One down.
Space, Jesus!
Where's the- where's the- where's the- where's the- where's the- where's the- where's the-
Where's the- where's the- where's the- where's the- where's the- where's the-
Inside- Oh-
Oh, wall!
Fuck it, we can just stay here for a second.
Yeah, that's good.
He's kind of a bad friend.
I ended his friend, too.
Oh, he's dead?
Oh.
You see, I should be opening this bad boy up in a blaster.
Unless of course he's a Trigonathan, or dad.
I don't know what to do with it.
Dude, can this thing fuck off?
He has no more Trigonades and one happy fuse.
It's honestly go in and split left and right.
Wait, the dead guy has a shield.
Yeah, I was just about to say let's loot the dead guy first.
He just hit me.
Yeah, they're fighting right now.
That's funny be careful because there's people in there
Do I see me dismembered in the kitchen, Plastica?
Pick it up on the floor.
I'm going to throw nades in there if you dismantle.
Is she on the right?
Is she on the right there?
Is she on the right?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
This is Midget.
Ready?
3, 2, 1.
Now!
Oh, he tricked me.
He tricked me.
3, 2, 1.
Now!
Oh, he tricked me.
He tricked me.
Oh, wait.
What?
oh my goodness dude dude I just dude
Where is the mop peanut?
Why can I not hear it?
Alright. Okay. How do you even let me have that? Couldn't even let me have my final
wedge. Not even let me have my final wedge.
By the way, that door completely disappeared right before my very eyes and I was dead
as soon as this beard. No idea what that was.
Yeah, that threw me off guard. I threw two nades, and they didn't even get hurt, and
I threw the nades in different areas, too.
Yeah, that was something. Honestly, I don't know what that was. I don't know. That was
a little bit of wizardry. A little bit of wizardry right there. I don't know what
that was. I take the door, it usually stacks a shot. It has like a hole in it.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about, because it didn't have that this time.
It just disappeared and then he started blasting mm-hmm
That's okay though
One more freakin one more freakin this raid is gonna be the bachelor of the night right here. Okay peanut
That is actually crazy that people are blaming me for that whole thing.
That whole interaction.
How?
How are we blaming me?
And it was a team effort.
Like what am I supposed to do when Peanut instantly dies with the door just folding, like just
fell in front of him?
Yeah, I didn't do anything wrong.
Dude, people are so weird sometimes, I swear.
No, we definitely got screwed over.
It wasn't any of our faults.
We were waiting for the fold down of the door, or the wall.
Dude, that Hornet aggro?
Peanut, did you see how he died?
I did not.
Oh, yes I did.
Dude, the Hornets died.
I fucking died to the player.
That was just an unfortunate circumstance.
Unfortunate circumstance.
What are the chances that there's this Hornet that comes out of nowhere and aggro's
us at the same exact time?
That was funny.
Oh, I'm going to click on me.
Well, it's a good thing you know how to change it.
There's the spider's guard in the bottom of the tower.
Wait, did it not just aggro on somebody?
Nothing so.
What was that that I heard?
That was weird.
Okay.
Oh well, now we have to deal with the sniper.
Just don't let it snipe you.
Oh my gosh.
LeBron James! LeBron James!
LeBron James!
Peanut.
Oh shit!
Peanut.
Clickers, it's Clickestity, it's Clickestity!
You know it?
Gotcha!
Do you have the spider on you? Cause it's aggro'd.
No, no, I got no spider on me.
Who's the aggro that?
I think there's some people down below, I guess.
We don't want to die to the spider.
Dude, I love these rocks.
I love them so much.
That's good to hear. That's good to hear.
Oh my God, there's another client.
I'm going to have no ammo left for the appeal.
Oh, Tegos, Tegos is out.
Coming up.
They're pushing, they're pushing.
Oh, shh.
Oh, I got stuck on the wall!
I can't see nothing!
Oh, I'm gonna die a horrible violent death now.
Oh, wait, don't let me do this!
Hurry!
Did I kill him with a maid?
Wait, there's another team peanut.
I got no ammo.
Okay.
Oh my gosh!
There's a guy behind me too!
Dude there's three different teams.
There's one team there, one team over here, and one team over here.
I can't, I'm getting, I'm getting thirsted.
He's right here.
Oh my, you are amazing.
Nice Trigger Nades! You have so much skill! So much skill with Trigger Nades! Wow, that's amazing!
Wow! Wasting Trigger Nades, that's crazy!
They didn't shoot a single bullet by the way, Peanut.
They threw Trigger Nades to everybody.
Dude, they just killed three teams right there with Trigger Nades.
Dude, that is actually funny.
I just think the Trigonadies should be half the price at that you can throw a fucking nuclear bomb out of your pocket and carry like nine of them.
I agree with you.
Yeah, you concur. Thank you, doctor.
One more for kids. I've got a good feeling about this one. I've got a good feeling about this one.
That was funny, oh my goodness, okay, um, I missed some subs, thank you for the new sub.
also thank you for the five gifted you are with the two months um Chaja thank
you for the new sub scorch with the new sub monster with the new sub this with
the five gifted and tell me thank you so much for the five gifted appreciate you
guys thank you before Christmas too for good luck don't mute me wait what I've
I'm gonna go Rattler.
See?
I can't leave my hold again, Gabe.
That's gonna be a great time.
Oh, Dequades!
You know what I think is really funny that the chat points out?
Oh, I'm muted.
Oh, welcome back, welcome back.
You know, I got the best gun, but...
I got a kettle.
Nice.
What I find really funny, you know, is how the chat goes back and forth, says Pina
is the worst player, Genji is the worst player. I want to see their gameplay. Yeah,
why are we not bad just all the time? But also, there's no way that these
These people don't play the same way as us, and die all the time.
Like, I want to see their gameplay.
Said that you-
We can't be beefin' with the buggerheads, we got locked in here!
I'm not beefin' with them.
I just wanted them to stick to it instead of going back and forth.
How dare they, how dare they, in on Christmas, the gall of some people, that's what I say.
I say we vote on peanut being the worst player.
Me?
I'll have you know I'm the FPS gamer of the year, pal.
And then I'm his worst sidekick.
How about that?
And King, VTuber!
VTuber? King of the VTubers!
You know what I think is funny about the VTubing stuff?
What?
Is that people getting mad at you for not like calling yourself a VTuber, but they were
the ones in the first place that didn't consider you a VTuber?
Yeah, well I heard that they get pissed at anybody who wins. I actually found that out.
Wait, really?
Yeah, apparently they got pissed at Iron Mouth for the last three years in a row.
What?
That's interesting.
Yeah, I think it's just a bunch of nonsense. It's just a bunch of people with actually nothing going on.
Literally nothing going on.
That's interesting.
I woke up at about 3 p.m. Today, and my mom doesn't put the dino nuggies until about 4
I guess I have about an hour to play on Twitter. I
Believe that
If you die here first you're the worst player okay
By time first I'm the worst player all of those guys all of those I said he's right. I just saw him
They just, they just filled up above us?
They just shut doors.
Where'd these hooligans go?
Is that a, it might be above us, peanut.
There's my last word, we brought here, I think it says one.
I did.
I'm so confused, what the heck?
Maybe they want to-
I should get out there and we kill her!
Wait, they did open doors, so maybe they want to up the stairs.
I just saw a fire inside downstairs okay I'm telling you they're in here peanut
I don't know what I'm doing.
Where could they be?
You know, these doors are open.
They goofing on us?
Oh, these doors open?
A poof.
Wait, I thought they were...
Wait.
He's below us.
Is he not here?
Got one got one. No, it's a me. Okay
No, I almost killed him
Gosh dang it
Well, to be fair, I didn't die first.
You'll get a next time, doggie.
You suck.
Just like me.
You'll get a next time, doggie.
You'll get a next time, Jim.
Please tell me that my teammate is worse than me, right?
Right?
My teammate is worse than me?
Like, I'm the better player, surely, right?
Alright, well okay. They are obviously peanut racists. No Infants are much there. They hate me and they hate my people. Simple prejudice. That's what I see.
So you can't play. Yeah, neither can you bitch. Shut up.
WAIT TOR! WAITER!
One more free kid, please.
Okay.
What's wrong?
Hopefully it doesn't give me the rat laugh.
I hope it does.
Thank you, Genji. Thank you.
I was thinking the same thing. I was literally thinking the same thing. If Clokesy hadn't played all day without us during Christmas whimsy, he would be here right now dying instead of us.
Exactly!
Don't feed it. The thing is, I'm not even bothered by it. I just like to talk back because
it entertains me. I don't have any Pokemon. Helps me stay alive. What gun do you have?
There's no way you're saying L-Stream and you have a name like that, L-Name.
Kane, thank you so much for the new sub.
Moose, thank you for the two months resub. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you.
You have no place to say anything bad in my stream with a name like that, sir.
What happened to those sweets?
No, I already opened those.
I opened those with my family, but also those are back in Texas.
That was rude, get some poking pains, like cards.
Hey, you gonna snap at me? I'm gonna snap back.
It's entertaining, honestly.
I don't actually, like, mean it in a rude way.
You think you can come back through to you?
Some have a role?
Hey, I'm not, I'm not apologizing.
Thank you for giving me entertainment.
Wait, where is this other guy at?
Oh, he just okay. Oh my god. Here to get it and a total for an angle for no joke. Oh
My Dingo. Oh my Dingo. This is the perfect kid. This is a perfect kid
No way, man
Do I know Jesus about keep you get it?
Like super like a mitigate
This is my sad this is our rage and this is our raid
I got a max out anvil
Quick
We got this pain know it
Need heels
No, I'm okay
Okay.
He was out of the testing.
Oh my god.
I'm dead instantly.
What?
Oh my god.
He's got to around.
He's not dead.
Dude, this stupid flanker!
How did they see me?
You got this, did you? We believe in you.
Where'd they go?
I don't think I'm killing them.
Nah, you got this.
This is like, this is amateur-out.
You kid me, this is the training ground.
These two pussies, you kid me?
Small dust of wind can blow them over.
Oh my fuck!
Where did those guys come from?
be careful there's two teams in there okay I'm you know just trying to help you
let you know where there there's two teams inside
there's a there's a team on the stairs and then team inside
Are these guys bots?
Dude, they have to be bots. There's no way.
Where did they come from?
Perhaps we are.
Peanut, did you hear those people come up behind me at all though?
Peep boop!
Peeta, you did not hear those people behind me.
No, I didn't.
Alright, one more.
One more.
Thank God.
We cannot end on this defiling.
Let us proceed.
I'm tired.
Alright, we're switching it up. We're going here instead. This one here. There's no time
to be tired. There's no time to be tired. There's time to have the best raid of the
night here, right now.
I've needed to use the restroom for the past two hours.
Go take a shot!
I...
That's fine!
And that's all I can focus on right now is how badly I have to pee!
I got a pharaoh.
I got a cattle buck who's happy, and it's a fresh new raid.
Oh, space suit is a new raid.
Oh, good.
for picking candleberries, but do beware of frostbite.
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one that's bad at this game.
I don't know who the hell you're talking about now.
I'm so glad I get to share the same exact skill with someone else.
Fucking rabid cat!
I'm the best in this game! Little Bob Dagen in this game!
Yeah, sure you are. Keep letting your mom tell you that.
My mom is a very nice lady. She would say I'm very good as well.
I bet she would.
you
We need the loot
You saying your name
What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude, what is happening?
He doesn't look like he's doing too good.
That's how we're at it, you know.
What the hell is that guy?
I'm dead.
Did you decide to kill me?
Dude, what?
Why did you guys kill Peanut?
What's up?
Why did you guys kill Pino? We were just on pre-kit. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Dude, Jackie, come!
Oh, we're done.
What is happening?
You might open your mic for a second.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, sir?
Fuck yourself, fuck yourself, eat my shit, you can die.
You can die in the game, of course.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck your boyfriend, eat shit, don't do that.
go to hell then die
that was pretty funny
can i throw this out there
Oh, he actually got hit.
Okay, they're fighting.
They actually have nothing?
What?
Did they beat me to death with their hammers?
That's unfortunate.
You're my favorite part, wasn't it?
I need cues.
That was my favorite part.
I was like, whee!
I remember actually exactly what was happening.
I went, woohoo!
I remember actually, I said, oh, I remember exactly what was happening.
He was hitting me and I go, yippee!
Keep flutin' in there, Genji!
My fight's gonna be good!
I am trying to find something to kill them with, okay? Leave me alone.
I actually...
I dance?
Dude.
of
I
God no go to the horsey oh
Oh, there was- okay, well, wait, what?
Okay, I tried.
Dang it!
I didn't know there was two there, to be honest.
Ah, you know what?
You put it in the- Oh, I got killed by the true guy that was like calling you out.
Ah, what a sweet delight.
sweet delight you honestly were cooking up and I thought you were gonna go out
there and get obliterated that one guy almost got another one almost to I did
kill so almost the second one but missed my third shot one more okay one
more okay one more I'm down that's right
I'm just switching it up. We're going somewhere serendipitous. We're going somewhere serendipitous full of magical whimsies.
Okay.
Right here. This one.
Okay.
you
Okay, I'm back, I'm back.
Oh, the species is here, in the village.
We're like two minutes late.
Oh, that species is off.
Dude, I just had to pee so bad I've been thinking about how badly I need to pee for two freakin' hours.
Did I wash my hands? There was no time! I have- there was no time, guys!
I- I- I'm a girl. I- I'm fine. I squatted and I flushed it with my- my foot, okay?
I didn't even touch anything
You're a nasty dude, what am I supposed to do make peanut wait even longer?
Pea hands we I don't I don't wipe myself with my hand. I wipe it with toilet paper. What do you mean?
The major is killing from the title house
It's not like I'm in some public bathroom.
Oh.
Oh, I see my sample!
His fingers...no.
What's...no.
I always wash my hands, but I don't have time to wash my hands right now.
Oh.
Peanut I only have a pharaoh
Oh, okay
Wait peanut you have to wait for me
That's not the time for wait I meant but okay
I missed him
Oh shit I'm gonna die a violent death.
Why? I'm gonna die a violent death.
Oh, take that ball.
Oh my gosh.
Should I keep missing on purpose of course?
Oh, good work.
Thank you.
Thank you
We will I say wait he just killed me
In one
I can hear you dumb ass
You know you're supposed to be dude you're supposed to press
Dude, you know you're supposed to press it is he five years old
That was a squeaker if I've ever heard one holy
all right well okay wait one more cuz they gave us
One more, yes that's not big enough, honestly I don't know how that second guy is dead, I hit the nastiest 180 phase six shot on him in the head, no shield.
That pushes me in the corner.
I'd like to mention that I killed that other guy, you had no kills, you couldn't get the drop done.
Thank you Gene.
Try harder.
Thank you for bringing the team around, I appreciate that.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, let's ride.
That guy was excited.
I got that guy was excited.
Sided fella.
He was very excited.
I don't know if you also heard him.
He goes, oh, Pina, did you, Pina, did you?
I don't know if you heard him.
He was, it was.
No, he only said.
No, he only said Pina, not my name.
He goes, Pina, did you, Pina, did you, Pina, did you?
No, he was really excited.
He was really excited.
Nope, it was only your name.
No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. No, I don't think so.
No, he said Jinji. No, he didn't.
He said Pina Jinji. He said Pina Jinji.
Chugs and Pina gaslighting.
Wait, he actually did? That's funny.
Guys, I'm just giving Pina a hard time.
Sometimes I feel like people think me and peanut are serious when we're just actually joking the whole entire time.
Can't forget the basics. Can't forget the basics.
God speaks to the basics in times like these when we're ten bed rage in a row.
But we've also only done free kits to be fair.
Well that's because we only can do free kits. I'm homeless!
You're always homeless peanut.
Okay
Let's get that team around off. That's what I say
There's a guy right here right here
On the stairs
I hit him wait how's he not dead
How is this fucking not dead?
Got him!
Oh, my third name?
Where's his other teammate?
Are you in here?
Nice!
Oh, he did with three kids.
Got it.
Did a little fint though.
Yay, double pharaoh.
I can't wait.
Double pharaoh.
Do you got a pharaoh as well?
He had a pharaoh and I have a pharaoh.
Very nice.
I know.
I'm surprised with that.
Crazy.
Oh, for Jesus only, good fellow, for Jesus only, good fellow.
Hello
Probably your mom yeah, then
Wait, who just died?
Oh, he's saying your name.
Oh, wait, what?
Wait, how was he not dead?
I literally saw him!
Wait, I hit this guy right here twice with a pharaoh.
Oh, wait, did you?
Oh my god.
What the hell is going on?
I get out of my bed!
Dude, everyone... everyone is here, peanuts.
One broken, broken.
Move to the main!
Thank you.
He's right here, he's very handsome. I'd walk down.
Oh I'm done.
I love dying the trigger nades
Best way to die is with a trigger nade. I love it so much. What did peanut do?
What does he not do?
I'm killing myself.
Why?
They were probably going to revive us.
I don't get it.
I do not get it.
Did you die?
Are we going to do another kit?
Yeah, we'll do one more.
We're going to switch baths and make the stream cyclers.
Oh my gosh, this guy was so kitted, though.
Well, if you want, you can take it and just head on out.
You care?
It's fine.
They're trying to watch you.
They're fine.
OK.
Thank you.
Good night.
Honestly, you know what?
Not too shabby.
first stream cyclers we've seen all night this race last race you guys were doing pretty good night of abingham come on
yeah you're doing pretty good night of abingham
you see they use a different account or something
not finding me based on my account
they're finding me cuz they can see if I scream sir
But don't worry, we've invaded them all night.
I think we're doing a good job of invading them.
We just slacked a little. We slacked a little.
We'll get them this next time.
I
Like I was dead it's not going back you know I see you I don't think talk on I even still like
with multiple items the endless class something about it is intriguing. I won't lie, a cheetah
can talk out of a room you're holding. That game, you have done the best at cheetahs.
Oh my gosh!
Let's get out!
Yes I did! Did you?
Heck yeah! Let's go!
Well, Gigi's guys, Merry Christmas!
I actually got some goo!
And you know what? You could have too if you would have let them just revive you!
I will rather die!
That's crazy.
Gigi, there was two sets of stream cybers yelling peanut and throwing trigonades.
I'd rather kill myself, which is what I did.
Good job.
Well, it's not like it was...
I have one.
It wasn't different than any other raid.
I found it.
You could have had a different raid, but yet you chose the same route we've been having!
I'd rather do that.
If we're going to have a success raid, I'm taking it for my own.
All right, I'm choosing a random map at random.
Yeah, imagine being nice and it helps, isn't that crazy?
Game hidden, sound muted, random map.
Okay, wait.
I have missed so many subs.
Oh my gosh.
I am so sorry, guys.
Buddy can serious.
Yep, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Buddy can serious.
Oh god.
Here we go.
anonymous. Thank you for the gift. It's a Mr. Bell with the new sub life coach with the 11 months
resub bread breaded wave. Thank you for the new sub Karen. Thank you for the two months. Happy
two months to my favorite person. Oh, thank you. Love you. Cool boy. Thank you for the gifted
member eternal thank you for the new sub captain with the new sub and the gifted
sub killboy with the five gifted members a rob with the gifted sub skull thank
you for the new sub I would send thank you for the new sub this may thank you
for the raid hoping out of good stream killboy thank you for the five gifted
members again holy moly cold fire thank you for the three months potatoes
with the two under bitties um and uh vella thank you for the new member of
free space here thank you thank you thank you big big raid big raid big
group big killing did you come in with this kit no i didn't think it okay
okay i'll just kind of make sure like i didn't just screw you don't worry i
I also got some fence.
Some fence.
Yeah, because I put the kit in there and I was like, oh my gosh, I hope I didn't like screw them over in this raid.
One second. There we go. There we go.
Oh, the sniper's out. We're trying to run past it
It's on your peanut
I'm seeing zero signs of tangos.
I see one right here.
There's two plants that will be under.
Are they on you?
Why are you so far away from me?
Please run down.
Wait, down.
Oh dingle. Oh dingle. Oh dingle. Oh dingle. I'm coming peanut
Do take those two take those we're on top one but I'm alone
I'm gonna breach this right here so it gives us an out.
Where... where did they just take a zip from?
Did they place one outside the window?
I don't know.
There's a middle one in the middle?
Next to the middle?
Maybe.
I can't believe they didn't want to take her McDonald's order.
How rude.
That's what I'm saying!
I should break you just take a left and go up on top of them. What do you think?
Yeah.
The plane's up line.
Oh, they're shooting! They're shooting! They're going up and going up!
Um, Peanut, you're going by yourself?
You're pushing through the front door right now.
they are okay we got you back down no no no wait right there
Oh my, I'm almost done.
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
There was a front desk, I have no heels.
Oh!
He's hurt a little bit!
Get over!
dude there's another team he's okay that guy is done
dude what is this mess peanut
it might be time to throw the gun
give me all the trigger names I really love them
Please kill me with the trigger name.
Oh, you killed the last guy on the team, but you know, that's just my suggestion on that one.
Yeah, I hear you saying something about you.
Wait, that guy's name is Kyra. He killed us earlier, didn't he?
Message received. Thank you, sir. I will write this one down. Make sure I don't forget it.
to get it. This is definitely
folks useful. 100% One more.
We have to win at least one
right. We have to and it is
required. We have to do it.
If we didn't have three teams running at us every time, we might have a better chance
at surviving.
Hang on, more people.
Just three teams?
Four teams?
Make it five teams.
Make it six teams.
Two second aids?
Right work.
Make it 50.
Make it 100.
That's what I say.
Fast rate of the night coming up right here, right now.
Mm-hmm
Wait what we act dude chat we actually hit 20,000 subs
Holy moly
Cloak see would handle it. Yeah, exactly. That's why we need to cloak see
People still eat Burger King
Have you never had a Whopper Junior?
It's amazing, but that's the only thing that's amazing on the website on the website. Oh my gosh, on the
on the menu
20k subs on twitch chat
That's crazy
Never give up
What's going on? What happened? Oh my god, you loaded with nothing.
Protect the president. Perfect. Good thinking. What a tricky enemy.
Who was thinking?
Good psychological warfare.
Jesus.
Don't you worry.
Wait, isn't there a breach right here?
Let me go get it.
Yeah, there's a breach down here.
Oh, it didn't spawn.
Yeah, that's okay. We don't need it. Awesome. That's unfortunate.
All right, it'll be the first team and then you boop up, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be fun. I've got the Rattlers, the best run of the game.
Oh no, this is even better.
Use that trusty steal, Adam. Surely we do a raid after this, too, right?
You don't need to. That's for the night right here.
That's for the night right here, 100% guaranteed.
Guaranteed, I'm clear.
Um, I need sleep, man.
If I'm going in without a kit by accident, that's funny.
Uh-oh.
Let's not alert any tracers.
We don't got a lot of M on the reserves.
That's okay.
You can't alert them, you are a clanker.
Alright, alright. Once again, it's Clanker, Genji, Clanker!
What a freaking Clanker!
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
Clanker! Clanker, Genji, Clanker!
Clanker!
Clanker.
Oh, sweet heavens.
I'm...
Oh, well.
That's okay. That's okay.
There's a spot on-side. We can go to the tunnels.
That's a wild behavior.
stopper thank you so much to the five get the subs v8 bullet thank you for the
four months reta hopefully with the first gentleman here
there's people dying that's your subject to give the people your doors open
I can do it.
Up here, up here, me.
No tickles outside.
You must have came in and went up the zip.
You take a little peek. No peek, never heard anyone.
Oh, you big clickers.
100% up here, 100% up here.
I have some fire I can throw at them.
One down, one down.
Got him!
Thank you so much guys I forgot a kit so I've been I was needing a kit thank you so
I don't know why.
He had a pistol?
Oh my gosh.
It is the Bruetta.
usually with
they have a name on him
yes he does
yes on his body
who's going
Oh, I'm going to die, oh my goodness.
It's the same guys from Bluegate.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm dead immediately. Oh my god. I'm dead immediately. I'm dead
immediately I died. Sorry I thought I had to protect him you know?
I'm not gonna lie I came in here without a kit by accident, so I gotta feel bad I did that to Peanut.
Peanut killed three, well two teams for me.
I've seen people who have something that you can't do.
It's the most beautiful part of the game.
What?
Oh.
This is going pretty good.
He's not jinxed us.
Wait, wait, wait, there's people, there's people!
Wait, there's other people talking?
No, there's other people talking.
Am I wrong?
Yeah, they were talking. I see how new there was. Yeah, I'm good now. Thank you.
Not a finch.
Is it in that door right there?
Turn the door.
Wait, peanut, how are they?
They're going up, they're going up.
What?
Ryan, thank you for the gift.
It's a guy to thank you for the next 26 months.
How's it going?
I'm pretty good.
Ponson, thank you for the new sub and the five giften.
I appreciate you guys.
Oh, oh, I'm gonna be too good.
Where's my t-bag?
Oh, my god.
Oh, no.
I'm dead.
He's gonna help me.
Oh!
There's a wall!
A wall?
Is that Donald Trump?
Charge!
None of them!
You're making me shit.
You weren't doing pretty good!
Peanut hasn't been looted in here. No it hasn't
Yeah, there's an arpeggio in there.
I'm doing fucking hell with the truck!
Come on!
Hey, oh yeah.
You lit up these guys already?
You eluded these guys already?
You made the right choice here. You made the right choice here.
I like you guys. I like you guys. You're cool guys.
I was getting more eluded. Sorry, I'm coming.
No worries. Take your time.
Bruce on the hunt.
I wish I would have brought...
Well actually, you know what? I have a safe pocket.
Oh yeah! Bigger!
That's pretty nice.
Little backpack! I don't even have one!
I don't even have one!
Because I forgot a kit!
I forgot a kit!
No! It's an arpeggio!
Oh, they're gone.
He's gone.
You're like a moment too late.
Yep.
Dude, I don't even have a bobcat.
I swear.
Oh, wait.
He went behind us.
Yeah, someone just died behind us.
Oh, fuck.
Welcome!
Oh, my shoes, bitch.
Jeez!
Wait, what's that in?
Oh, shit.
Wait, was that it?
No, no, no, there's another guy down here.
There's literally another guy down here, Peanut.
He went underneath.
I knew there was another.
He's like right there, on my pink underneath.
Oh he's come up, he's come up, he's come up!
I killed him!
Oh god, why'd they-
I don't know who the good guys from the bad guys are.
Oh, God, I can't imagine it.
We're doing it, we're doing it!
You all good?
No, they're on me.
I'm done.
He revives they're so hurt right here
It's all I'm gonna be thirsty
They're pushing me they're pushing me
Underneath they're right here
Oh my gosh, you're amazing
Oh
He's a great
Hopefully we see you again on the battlefield for another excellent fight
Honestly what a great sport what a great sport what a great sport you'd like to see you love to see it you love to see it
Do they have anything good?
Yeah, there's a whole platoon of racists out there.
See, that's a second guy that said the N-word, this match.
Wait, what?
That's a second guy that said the N-word, this rain.
Wait, are those people above us are friends?
I think so, I think so, I think so.
Oh, hello, sir. How do you want me to find A?
Don't work under the feet. You'll fall for a break.
At least she's got a good kid. It should be some more good for Tom.
Wait, someone just died.
Oh, are you guys dying?
Hey, who are you?
There's a guy down here that just ran away.
Me?
Yeah.
There's an undrusted guy on the side of that that Valos-y, I kill those two guys then.
You okay peanut?
There was a guy underneath that just walked by me.
I thought it was one of you guys.
No, yeah, I think I think I
This is the second time I've seen it
I don't know what I had
Okay
You see I got a little three-ball catch
No way
Oh my
You let go of him
What?
I don't know
The order is all right.
Now this is a good last ray right here.
As long as these guys don't advance.
Tina, please don't say that stuff.
As long as you guys don't advance
Peanut please don't say that stuff
Oh wait the extracts flows. Oh my god
Yeah, I'm good. Where are you?
Yeah
Unless you guys have a hatch cave.
You guys want to take the hatch instead?
Yeah, they have a hatch.
The hatch is over this way guys.
Are you just going to go to the regular one then?
This one's dead?
You know, they had a hatch key.
I don't like whatever.
Okay.
It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
That's what we always say in the never is.
Nah, it'll be fine.
Nah!
Oh, they're getting down from the north east.
here we go all right
Okay this was way better this was way better.
Guys thank you for the new sub, turn down at the 5 gift sub.
Um, Brisa, thank you for the new sub.
Turn down with the new sub.
And Konsom, thank you for the five gift.
Thank you, thank you.
Are you a...wait, am I a hot-tongue?
Wait, where did that go?
Wait, where did that...
One for the boys back home.
Wait, where did that message just go? What the heck?
Oh, deleted? Weird towns? Oh, okay. Yeah, never mind.
Honestly, at first I thought he was going to ask me if I like hot towels or cold towels, like when I get out of the shower.
I guess I wasn't really thinking that that was a weird question, but I don't know.
Okay. Now that was a good raid.
Hell yeah! And we killed the racists!
True!
And you had a bobcat!
Wait, there's a new deck!
Well, I don't know how to do it.
No, there's not.
I only have the one from the very beginning. Has there been more than one ever?
There's only ever been one.
Yeah, so I'm thinking.
Oh, 30 minutes then the new deck comes out.
Well, Gus, you gotta stay on, Peanut.
Can I just change my time on my computer?
I don't- I don't know.
I'll- I'll ready.
Let's see if we can restart your game.
Okay.
Actually, I'll take a look.
I'll take a little peek. I'll take a little peek. Let me see here. Let me see here.
I'm E.B. I think I knew that Winnie's chilly.
I don't know if there is a Wendy's next to me.
Wait, what?
Are you going to get Chili's?
Wendy's Chili.
I'm hoping for that tonight.
Wendy's Chili, maybe a little bit relaxing.
Wait, was Wendy's Chili the thing that someone said that she found a finger or something in her chili?
No, it was it was actually not like it the the lady like fake it
Was he faked it? Okay. Yes. No, it was a fake thing. Thank God. Thank God. Oh, it actually ruined when each of these
Protein that's crazy. Oh, there is a new one. Oh
Oh, there is! There is! Oh my goodness!
That's a cool-looking skin! That's a cool-looking skin!
Way better than the other trash they've been having.
Oh my gosh! It's a little lizard! Lizzy!
Lizard oh nice
For the emo
Yeah, this is a cool skin. This is nice
Yeah, this is actually
Yeah, what's like I can beat people with a hockey stick
Yeah
Guitar on it, too. Oh my god
Peanuts!
That is the coolest skin in the game right there.
Gigi, go to the last page.
Okay, I see. That is actually really cool.
That is cool. That is cool.
Finally, something good.
That's a good thing I have 11,000 credits.
We'll go ahead and just buy all of these.
Oh, wait. Did you see the very last page?
Okay, this is actually pretty cool looking.
Wait, were you talking about the very last page or the pickaxe?
The gold one.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I thought you were talking about the pickaxe.
I didn't realize there was another page, but I really do like the pickaxe that it comes
with.
Dude, this is a good skin.
What the heck?
Now I wish I didn't spend all my credits, why did I spend all my credits?
I should have 10,000 left after I did all that.
Really?
Dude, I spent-
I don't know why I got so many.
had as many as you did and they capped it and so chat was like oh you should
definitely um spend them because you're not gonna be able to earn anymore so I
was like okay I'll just spend all of them so I did and now I regret it because of
this what do you even spend them on other than a deck the trader you can
by like hatch keys and attachments and other things.
Oh really?
Yeah.
I didn't know you could do that.
Thank God I didn't know you could do that.
This haircut.
Are you going to do padding or no padding?
I'm padding or no padding.
I honestly think no padding.
It makes you look more like a, like a edgyo and assassin
screen.
No padding?
Yeah, no padding.
No padding, sorry.
I'll do it for a second.
Dude the haircut
That is sweet
Look at that boys that's sweet
Have you looked at the haircut on the first page though either bull cut
That is nice
That's nice. That is the end guy haircut. I saw that. I saw that.
Holy bingo. Holy bingo. They will cook it with this one. They will cook it with this one. They will cook it. They will cook it with this one.
Oh my gosh. That's nice. That is nice. That is nice. That is nice. That is nice.
Oh, the shakers?
Oh heck, yeah.
What do you think, Mr. Board?
Pants are made from peanuts.
Need the burger chop?
No, I like the bananas and the cola.
I think they go really good together.
I think the bananas and the colos,
cola specifically, go really good together.
Really good.
I think the bananas and the colos
go really good together.
Really good.
really good together really good I like them I like them together did you get
your uh snow globe yet no I have not how you dad you didn't do like a new
event no oh no that's enough for me I'm tired of
I'm getting when he's chilly and I'm passing out.
J.G., it was great play with you.
Have a good night, okay?
There you go.
That was a good raid to end it on.
We finally got a goop chat.
Oh, why am I so tired?
Oh
Mom joke before closing
wait what wait I wonder if that changes the hit right
I wouldn't pick, wait, pick a fight with Genji and realize that she's a natural gender.
I'm not a fighter though.
That's not, I'm not like that at all.
I kind of, like, actually matches, okay.
Dude, I need to make... Yeah, the new decks are out. I need to make some money.
I'm buying it. I can't. I have 292 stash spaces now, and I feel like that is still not enough.
Like they need to do something. They 100% need to do something. With like maybe the
stack amounts of how many things stack up to like why it's never enough no it's
not
Yeah, I'm actually surprised that hatch keys don't even stack up to three.
I've been so tired like not sleeping since I've been out here with my family and I just
feel like I'm gonna get some sleep I'm not gonna lie.
My setup looks different, yeah, it's because I'm at my family's house in Maryland for
Christmas.
Welcome for a full update to the Slime and Chubbler Chatterty Night Show.
Uh, Dirt Todd, thank you for the new setup, what's up Chug?
Thank you for the 29 months and Merry Christmas, I hope you had a good Christmas Chug.
Uh, Tiny, thank you for the two months, I appreciate it.
Yeet!
Uh, Tharno, thank you for the view sub. Welcome, welcome.
Uh, Conti and thank you for the five gifts to be. Thank you, thank you.
Do you have, do they have a setup there? Yeah, they have a setup here.
It's like my original setup that I first started with.
And then I have my new set up out in Texas.
Just travel back and forth whenever I want, you know?
Dude, there's no way that Kloaksea wakes up soon.
There's just no way.
There's no way.
Dude, he...he has to be knocked out, there's just no way.
He is up!
He just got...no, you guys are fucking lying to me.
There's no way!
He forgot to set an alarm.
Dude, I thought you were trolling me
like you were trolling Peanut earlier today.
That's funny.
Oh god.
Chat, please help me.
I'm so tired.
I honestly don't feel like I can actually physically stay up
today.
I feel like I need to actually go to bed.
Can we what with blueprints?
How do you get credits?
OK, so the way you get credits
is, there's, well, I, I don't need, normally there's something, isn't it normally right
here? Like there's like a little thing right here that'll be like little like side tasks
to do. Like, oh, kill a hornet or damage a player and I'll just give you credits
like that blue gates you know what I'm gonna go free load off spaceport and go
hit those breaches. It's here? That's not it. Oh. Okay, wait. Yeah, that's it. Dude, what
What is in my eye, man?
What is in my eye?
It's got to be a scratch on my eye.
There's no other thing that I can think of.
I don't have bugs in my eyes.
That's peanut.
Also, let's be real.
How does peanut have eyes if he's a peanut?
Wait.
Oh, it's right here.
That's racist.
Do you know what else is racist?
You guys think you know it's normal for a peanut to have eyeballs and a mouth?
Where am I going?
Potatoes have eyes?
Oh my gosh.
That's because you never met Mr. Peanut?
Yes I have.
What the heck?
How did we ignore that a Genji has eyes?
Wait, what?
What the heck man?
Wait, another one?
Wait.
Ghost, thank you for the five months resub, toxic with the new sub.
Um, the one Steve, thank you for the new sub.
Cryon, thank you for the new sub.
Appreciate you.
Is he actually getting on?
Duh duh duh duh.
Honestly, he might be playing with somebody else.
Wait, he's on right now.
What the heck?
Wait, he's on right now. What the heck?
Hello?
Hi.
What just happened?
Oh my goodness! What? DRZ, thank you so much for the 20 gifted subs. Very much appreciated.
Thank you so much. That's crazy. Let's see if there's something in here.
Big stuff on King. Thank you for the new sub. Welcome, welcome, Luke.
Thank you for the vitties. Do you have cross platform on? Oh.
Actually, I think I do.
You're welcome, yes, thank you, thank you, that's crazy.
I do really appreciate all the love today, guys.
Thank you so much.
Oh, God, I'm going to be dead.
Oh god, okay, can I just do it?
Pfizer with the 15 months, appreciate you.
Oh my, oh there's not even one up here, oh my gosh, dang it, oh!
Yeah, sure. That's cool with me.
I'm having pain in my freaking rib.
I had ginger, I had ginger.
I feel like that clip will, like people will always for now on say stuff like that to me now because of that stupid clip and...
I mean, it wasn't, it was funny.
Though, you know what I find really strange is that news person or that person that puts all those, like, clips
and the bait clips on their channel.
Why is it that they always name Pina and Cloxy?
But whenever it comes to me, I'm just somebody.
Someone.
Why am I just someone?
Why they can't like name my name?
Or I'm just confused.
They don't like women?
Like that doesn't make me feel, man.
Um, don't need that.
They might hate women.
No, that's probably not what it is.
Oh my gosh, I almost missed that.
I almost missed that.
You're not that known.
What?
I'm not that known.
Fuck.
I never thought of that.
Huh. I didn't realize having over 500,000 followers across all platforms meant I'm not
known. Damn it. Well, I guess I gotta try harder.
Dude, why are my ribs hurting?
Ooh, that neck crack though?
That felt really good.
Genji, stay out your feels, please.
Wait, I didn't realize I was in my feels.
Gosh dang it, hold on, let me get my feels.
Hold on.
Oh my gosh, I can't believe it.
They don't ever say my name.
They only ever call me someone.
I'm so distraught and sad by this.
Nobody knows who I am.
Did I do it right?
Oh no.
Josh, thank you for the 300 biddies.
When are you playing Tarko next?
Honestly, I don't know.
I'm just chilling right now.
You're the one that brought it up?
Brought what up?
I brought it up because I thought it was funny,
not because I was in my feels.
I just made your dog cry, I'm sorry.
It was made gosh freaking dang it, I gotta work on that stuff, you know?
I think you gotta cry and stuff.
I got it. I've been crying a lot actually. All I gotta do is think about my grandma and how she
forgets me. Wait actually why is it not working out? I was crying all day today. Well I guess I know
Um, great. I think I need sleep.
Um...
Okay.
Guys, you said Kloxy is on right now.
Guys, he's not even streaming.
What are you guys talking about?
Yes, Merry Christmas, everybody.
My birthday is in 10 days now.
Yippee!
Wait, he's on just now live. Wait, what?
What a fucking loser and he was giving peanut a hard time doing this the other day playing solo's off-stream. That's crazy.
Well now he's caught. You know what? I have a perfect idea.
Wait, I forgot. Someone deleted the snipping tool off of here. Okay, where's my phone?
We go to my DMs to folksy. Let's see.
Actually, that was the last time I taught.
Wait what am I just actually blind right now?
Okay, let's take a picture of it
And then send it to him and say imagine not streaming because he was giving me a hard time about not streaming yesterday
Oh wait
Hey
Wait, what's up, Cloakzy? What's up? Um
I'm just doing some money runs, nothing happening here, nothing to see, nothing, nothing at all.
No.
Nothing at all is happening.
just just making lots of money oh wait but don't look don't yeah don't look at
my money count oh goodness um that's awkward yep then a good day making money
We made it out almost every single raid. It was fantastic. I promise you.
Best day of my life.
Oh yeah, we won so much. It was crazy actually.
Got so much loot.
So much loot.
Where am I going? Where am I actually going? I've never spawned here! What? Wait, don't
these have things that I need to, uh, breach? Or no. Okay, I guess not.
Oh, that's something new.
Okay, um...
Yes, I am down to game.
Sorry, that really threw me off there.
I'm down to game, folksy!
How have I never spawned over here?
Yeah, that was really weird.
So you can see right there, I didn't.
I didn't.
That was fun.
Okay, I can find these things here that I need, right?
Or no.
I have to be low too.
They have to be here.
I need those rocket thingies.
No?
Oh!
Oh, if these...
Maybe not.
Oh, oh yeah, so they put it re-
Like how am I supposed to breach that thing?
Tell me how to breach that.
There's no way you can breach that, right?
Like, what?
That's the thing that I need.
I need the items for above.
I don't think that is going to work.
We will see.
Okay I give up.
I freaking give up, man.
I can't do it.
Dude, why- they need to put it like-
Like how do I get-
Who made this game?
This is so dumb.
So they give us an area that we can loot, but we can't loot it because the things that
we need to loot are unlootable.
Okay.
Oh, Embark, oh, thank you, thank you, Captain Obvious!
Was it actually ASKING YOU FREAKING DUMMY?
Have you been trolled?
No, no, no.
I have not been trolled.
I do the trolling.
No one can troll me.
I do the trolling.
Get a grapple hook it guys I don't even I don't think a grapple hook would work
there's no way a grapple hook would work because you can't like just sit there
and oh look this one is easy access but it doesn't have a breach for it
Does this one have...
Negative!
Oh my...
Oh wow, that one too!
The skin, there is a new deck for you to buy stuff from.
A new deck, new deck. Ooh!
Oh heck no. See you later, buddy.
Somebody just died?
Wait, do we actually just go check and see if someone actually died up there?
That's a free kit, why not?
I
Do this
Free kit again
Okay, I was just killing the guy that killed...
I was just killing that guy that killed this guy.
Huh?
Yes, that is me.
What the heck just happened? Why it?
He just came up with that issue. You have a defo?
Let's see if he has one.
And he doesn't.
I'm sorry.
I even checked the med bag and there's no defib in it.
Nice meeting you.
Sorry about that.
Dang, no defam.
I thought nobody knew Jinji?
Okay.
What are we saying?
Oh, the breach! Let's get the breach!
Oh!
Okay...
I think it's time to get outchat.
I think it's time to get out chat
This was not too bad, chat, not bad.
out with some goop!
Hey Banna, thank you for the new sub.
Frosty with the new sub.
Josh, thank you for the 200 bitties.
Kertarkov is coming to console, is that true?
Yes, but it probably won't be for like three or four years.
That's what I heard.
It won't be for a good amount of years.
Finick, thank you so much for the new sub.
So kill me with the three months Luke. Thank you for the bitties
To try and find you found a bobcat instead. I've been playing since
6 30 a.m
Time for bed. Holy what do you get?
Wait, what do you have to get? What do I have to get for what?
Oh, too much loot!
We sell that.
Oh yeah, there's the new deck.
The new deck is actually really cool.
Here it is.
Um, I here let me hide my screen so I will camera so I can show you. Oh wait
I don't have to do that. I keep on forgetting. I have this one. Okay
So this is the new deck. I actually kind of like this
outfit and then
They have like the hockey stick and then dude you cannot tell me this is not cool
Yeah, there's a new Raider deck.
Hi, Roo.
Thank you for the new sub.
Vega with a two-month resub.
Thank you so much for the new sub, killing with the new sub, lippin with the new sub.
Um, Beagle thank you for the 10 gifted subs, thank you thank you.
Pokey, he's gonna get um, he's gonna get on soon.
Poke, thank you for the raid, hope you had a good stream.
Wade, thank you for the new sub, post with the new sub, thank you thank you.
Much appreciated.
Okay, on to the breeches. Honestly, chat breeches? Pretty good. I kind of want to test them out
for night raids though. Wait, we could go... I have a defib on me this time. We could
go to Blue Gate during the snowstorm and hit some. Thank you for the new member.
appreciate you welcome welcome want some
thank you for the five gifted subs
appreciate you well there's already
someone up there thank you for all the
bitties really appreciate it thank you
thank you thank you for all the combos
dude what it there's a war happening
out here. What the heck? I can't get on YouTube for some reason.
Huh. That's weird. Thank you for all the bitties. Holy moly. I wonder why that shows on the
chat now because it used to not show in the chat.
Wait.
YouTube is dumb.
Okay, so hear me out. You can't even super chat on my YouTube right now because
I wanted to update my info with the AdSense which is how you get paid through
I mean through YouTube.
So I updated my info.
Well when I updated my info, for some reason it made me a new AdSense and you're not allowed
to have two.
You're only allowed to have one AdSense.
And so it made two and then it voided all of my payments and everything like I wasn't
allowed to get paid through YouTube. And then, oh my goodness, okay. And now it says that
I can't update anything. So I deleted the second one and I kept one. And so now I can't do
anything for 32 days and so you guys just won't be able to have any superchats
for 32 days until I can actually like update it or something.
Oh my gosh.
That's so dumb. I don't understand. Like, why is it 32 days? Like, what? 32 days you
have to wait like what is that about I just I don't understand it
for update yeah so it's not even exactly updating either it's just like so you
can apply for it again like you have to wait 32 days just to apply for it again
Like that's mad right?
Dude.
I love it when someone's sitting up there
Trying to snipe everyone everywhere
What happened is something with YouTube's like
There's like, paint it method and stuff.
There's no way?
What?
That guy's a weird.
That guy's a little swing.
Wait, 17 minutes left and no one breached this?
What the heck?
I guess, yeah, YouTube is strict.
Well, thank you so much for the 100 biddies.
My Sam, thank you for the new sub.
Mon Goose with the new sub.
Ooh.
Okay, I'll take that.
Potatoes, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Lidl, thank you so much for the gifted subs as well.
Appreciate you.
Okay, there's a battery in there.
How does anyone craft in this game?
You have to have the perk.
It's on a skill tree.
If you don't have that perk off of the skill tree, you cannot craft.
I watch peanut streams.
I get at least a few ads.
I watched your streams, no interactions at all.
Wait, what?
Interactions at all, what do you mean?
Like no ads on...
mine? But you get them on peanuts? But not mine. What? That's so weird. Why would you
get them on peanuts, but not mine. Wait, it's gotta be because they turned off my
I'm on a tight wall, I guess.
Dude, what?
Okay, well GG's brother, have fun, Merry Christmas.
Dude, this lobby was interesting.
I feel like I was the only one getting shot at that all entire raid.
Let's try the- oh, we're gonna try this.
Why would you tell her that?
What is on?
I hope you're close for the season, Raider.
It's a good day for picking candleberries, but do beware of frostbite.
And you killed him and laughed, that's funny.
He got what he deserved.
Maybe he shouldn't be yelling out that he got a blueprint from killing someone like
that, that's hilarious.
I just enjoy the no ads, well I'm glad you guys enjoy the no ads.
I thought ad still played on the streams.
That's very interesting.
I guess it's because of they don't have anything turned on.
My soul tree voice.
Wait, what does soul tree mean?
No, we're- that's- YouTube is talking about how they don't have, um, YouTube is talking
about how they don't have ads.
Why are you guys typing 666?
Oh, just one guy in our mind.
Sultry means seductive and sexy?
Wait, what?
That is definitely not true.
I got a boring-ass voice and it's also monotone so thank you I appreciate you
saying that it's a little chilly out here I need to get inside wait okay mr. you
You can leave me alone, sir.
Sultry is passionate and trusting.
That's just, we're just gonna run up here and see if it's been looted.
Um, cause it's 17 minutes left.
I'm gonna say it's probably already looted.
Yes.
Yes indeed, yes indeed.
What the hell are you doing here?
What?
This thing follows me all the way over here.
Oh my goodness.
I don't know how that is there.
Who knows?
No
Oh god, no!
I freaking hate you.
Oh god.
Hmm.
Ah!
That's already loo- okay.
You know what?
We're gonna redo that?
We're going to redo that.
How do you guys feel about this kettle problem in the game?
The kettle problem?
What do you mean?
Kettle problem.
She muted.
Now, I only made it sure, made sure that I was muted for you.
You actually have to like sub to actually hear my voice
Where's quicksie dude you probably fell back to sleep. Let's be real he definitely fell back to sleep
Definitely did
Sponge thank you for the hunter bitties
Beefcake, thank you for the new member. Quantum, thank you for the 5 gifted again. Thank you, thank you.
Lanook, thank you for the gift, I mean the new sub on kick.
And New York legend, thank you for the gifted sub. Skater with the 44 months.
Uh, Hung, thank you for the new sub.
And turn down. Thank you for the five gift itself. Appreciate you.
Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh, let's try. Yeah, we're gonna go do this then. That's good.
See how buffed the loot is.
Could I adopt you?
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23,
22, 23, 4, 5, 6, 5, 7, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 28, 29, 29, 29,
30, 31, 31, 31, 32, 33, 34, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 39, 46, 47, 49, 49, 47, 49,
Oh, it's the place with the E.P. voice.
And I feel like I'm getting sick or losing my voice.
Oh, the tower is over here.
Yeah, I'm muted because I hate you guys.
GGs! Peace out!
I am 35,
you should adopt me. How am I supposed to adopt you when you're old? Wait, where am I going?
You're older than me, sir!
Or woman?
With her knees up on her chair,
that's a true gamer. Um,
Honestly, that's how I just have always played.
I don't know, maybe it's a short person thing, or does anyone that is like, don't do it?
Definitely a short person thing.
Dude, somebody was...
Somebody was telling me that I look like I'm growing taller.
I wonder if I am.
So the weird thing is in high school I was very short and I didn't grow past 5 feet until
I was like 19 or 20.
I was like 20 years old and I finally started growing again.
Is that weird?
Like how does that happen?
Nobody cares?
If only your common people cared about too.
No, you're not growing anymore.
You don't know that.
Maybe there's something wrong with my body where it actually is growing.
How do you know?
You stop growing at 21, not if you have some genetic mutation in your body.
What if that's me?
I could still grow and never be short.
Steroids?
Well, that is something I will never do.
I'm good. Unless, obviously, I need them steroids for something. Because, like, people take steroids for, like, being sick.
People take steroids for when they get older and they need it for their body, but I don't know.
Roy, it's no, no, I'm good.
I heard that is some really weird things to a women's body.
I'm good.
I'd like to be myself.
Thank you.
Slow.
Yeah, no, I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Oh, what are you doing there, little boy?
Oh, hello.
I'm a little leafy.
I'm tired.
I actually might fall asleep.
Dude, I need Phokethegif on so he can yell in my freaking ear and wake me up.
What the hell? Okay, do I not have that button on?
There we go.
Stop that negativity. Wait, what negativity?
I said I need folksy to get on.
So I'm not tired anymore.
So can freaking yell at me and wake me up.
You know?
And they're all signed this way.
Yeah, they're just so valuable.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Never give up!
Dude, I swear if there's someone up here.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Wait. Expedition skin is aging like fine wine. Yeah, people are already using the new skins.
Wait, he just tied to the Sniper?
Okay maybe that guy killed the other guy and we just don't- wait, maybe we just don't
go there. Just a rod, thank you for the raid. I'm sorry, I have my alerts turned, like the
volume is like turned off for some reason. I need to fix my like the sound on it, so.
I appreciate it. I hope you had a good stream. Thank you. Thank you
Dude, Cloaksy definitely falls like there's just no way what are you doing there little guy?
Get in here no someone already looted it
I don't need any of this stuff.
I just want to loot all the good stuff, you know?
Bugs in my eyes, bugs in my skin.
Well Chad, if you've got bugs in your eyes and bugs in your skin, that doesn't sound right, maybe you might want to go see your doctor, ask your parents why you've got bugs in your eyes and bugs in your skin.
Wait, I just see.
Oh, look! I think he fell asleep again!
I'm the bad trip bugs.
Google human microbiome.
I think I'm good.
Her voice is so calming it makes me sleepy.
Oh no, don't say that.
My bad, the audio source switched on me. She's back. Wait, this whole time I actually was muted on your side?
I thought- actually thought you were trolling me. I thought you were trolling me.
I don't know if I can stay up and play chat.
I feel good.
Ooh.
No, I am.
I'm actually a natural ginger.
I'm a natural ginger, but I dyed my hair black.
Okay, oh no, I like my ginger hair, but I really loved having pink hair, and what happened
is I had my pink hair kind of got ruined, so then I was like, oh, let's try some black
in it and then I didn't like the black with the pink and then I just dyed it all black
and then I regretted it because all I wanted back was my pink hair.
So yeah now it's like bleached under this and I need to find someone who could possibly
take some of the black away and make it like maybe like a red with some pink in it? I don't
know. It's a hair disaster. What the heck? Yeah, I thought of just like making my hair
red again but it's just it's not that easy with bleached hair it's not that
easy with bleached hair that has um black on top
well you can't say that say what my eyebrows I give my eyebrows
um tinted and when I go get my eyebrows done
I get them dyed
because if I don't get my eyebrows dyed then they're pretty much white
like non-existent and then my lashes I just have fake lashes
well lash extensions because my lashes are
It's literally white.
And thank you for the new sub, www user.
Thank you for the new sub.
And crafty boy with the three months.
Thank you, thank you.
Appreciate you guys.
Go rainbow eyebrows, no I think I'm good.
I don't think I want to send certain vibes to people that I don't have if you are picking
of what I'm putting down.
Is it because Texas...wait it's because Texas what?
isn't a real ginger but I actually am like what I actually am I have baby
pictures to prove it I just don't want to get hit on by people that I'm not into
Trust me, that used to happen to me because I had super colorful hair one time and this
girl like she swore up and down that I liked girls because of my hair and I was like but
I just liked my hair like this and then yeah it was just really weird and she wouldn't
Leave me alone until I left that job.
Oh, get away from me, man!
Oh, fuck me.
Let's not do that.
Dude, seriously?
Oh my freaking goodness.
Oh god.
Oh my gosh.
Just a little scratch, nothing to be worried about.
Why is my car leaving my car?
So anyways the worst part out of it all is that she wouldn't leave me alone and then
When I was at work, she like sexually assaulted me and some customers saw it and they reported
it and she actually got it, um, they're like a whole police report and everything.
I wasn't even gonna say anything, I was gonna leave it and let it go, but because
customers saw it they were so like I guess worried about me yeah so I don't know
hi I guess I was scared that if I said something like I would have been in
travel because the store manager was like for some reason like that was like
her best employee so I don't want to say anything and make problems I was just
deciding to like leave the company
So yeah, Ben and I ended up leaving and yeah, I really don't understand it because even
though there's a police report and stuff they still like kept her on on the payroll
like it was just that she couldn't work at the same time as me but then as time
went by they like they let her work and so then I was like okay I'm tired of
this and I like I walked out crying and I was like I'm gonna go find a
a different job and not doing this anymore.
So then I learned my lesson.
One of my other friends was like, yeah,
don't dye your hair certain colors because people
think it's like a door for them to talk to you.
I was like, I didn't know.
just like to have my hair cool colors. What job? It was at Dick's Sporting Goods.
I've worked there for many, many years. Many years. What a fun.
Oh, that's all good.
I kind of feel bad for her because she was a really nice person, but she just like did
like really weird stuff.
I just don't understand.
I checked out you talk shit. Wait, what?
I'm not talking shit. I'm just talking about one of my experiences I had.
What?
What's the name for a company? Where is this?
At Dick's Sporting Goods that happened when I lived in Oklahoma.
Where do I live now?
Um, Texas.
I'm visiting my family in Maryland right now.
Oh, these are all looted too, nooo.
Dude, people are getting their breach scale again.
Thankful, love it!
Hmm, yeah, let's switch that out.
I might be moving to Oklahoma.
Good luck, I hope you like it there.
Um, yep, good luck, that's all I can say to you.
How did you get that skin?
It's the new one from the...
Oh god, there's people dying over here.
It's the new skin from the deck.
The deck, the new deck is out.
You guys should check it out.
The new deck is out.
You should go check it out.
Okay, I'm so tired.
That is so cheesy.
I thought that there was a player here.
Or did it just die to a clinker?
I don't know.
Um hello can you move? I got stuck on that.
My best Pokemon card.
I think my best Pokemon card would be
probably my PSA 10 Charmander
from Pokemon Center ETB
of Obsidian Flames.
like three grand. Is someone else died? Oh! Someone else died. Yeah, you have to restart
your game you'll see it I am tired
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
You feel like a plastic bag?
Dude, he probably fell asleep, chat.
What the hell?
And now I'm EB man, I'm EB.
It just shows that he's idle.
He's not idle anymore.
Dude, is this man getting on or not?
Sweet baby Jesus.
Plastic bag drifting through the wind
Do you ever feel like plastic bag
Flipping through the wind
Running aside again
Do you just feel like plastic bag
Where the heck is he this freaking selector
He's feeding his cat.
He doesn't have cats, those are imaginary.
This will be real.
It's just imaginary.
Cloaksy is a cat lady?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, that was a good crack.
I'm waiting for Cloak C.
Guys, that neck crack was crazy.
You
Oh, he's on!
Okay, Doki.
That's crazy it took him this long to get on.
Okay, so okay, this looks like it.
So, let's see.
Say,
J,
It's his birthday too, I know. It's his birthday.
That means when it's someone's birthday you give them 100% more of a hard time
with everything. About how bad they play, how their stream sucks, how old they are,
how they can't even aim in a video game, how they literally live with cats for the rest of their lives.
Okay.
Pokey's gonna kill me.
How they live in their parents' basement and will never succeed to anything.
The same way you play every day, we're not talking about me today is cloaks these day
It's his birthday when it's my birthday then we can come back to that. Okay, okay?
My birthday is in ten days. Let me live it a little longer
Okay
Thank you
Wait, Korahar, thank you for the gift, Isab, Tasty with the Tasty Dumpling.
I want some dumplings, what the heck?
Thank you for the new sub.
Brandon with the new sub.
CG Solas with the new sub.
Turk, thank you for the honor, bitties.
Hey, Gingy, my six-year-old daughter loves you.
She says, you're her favorite streamer because you're so nice.
What?
I say really bad words though so you have to apologize for me.
Wondering if you can say hello to her, her name is Emerson, did I say that correctly?
Emerson, hello hello.
I hope you had a great Christmas and you're having a good day today.
Benji is so dang nice. I don't think I'm nice enough. One day, I'll get there, you know.
My goal in life is just to be a streamer that spreads love and kindness to everybody and
shows people that even if they think that they're at rock bottom they always have
someone that they can you know look up to or have someone that will be there and
love them forever. Sometimes the world sucks and sometimes you just need someone
like that. I might rock bottom. I have nobody but thank you. Well you have
everyone in chat. There's tons of people here. You have me, everyone in chat. You
don't have to be alone. Being alone is sometimes an option. I'm not trying to be rude there.
I'm just sometimes, a lot of times people because of anxiety or depression they choose to be
alone when in reality they could also just find people to be around that would just
Bring them more happiness
Trust me, I've been there
And it's definitely way better to just dude
Honestly, you're sad
Literally just go and walk somewhere and just talk to a random stranger at like in a store
like I
I don't know like I used to go around just walking in the mall and sometimes I just randomly talk to people and you know what?
That would honestly help me with my self self-esteem.
I don't know why but I really like your voice because probably because it sounds so calm.
well I try to be calm. I used to not always be that way but I definitely learned a lot
in only the short little time of 31 years of being on this earth almost 32 years of
being on this earth. Definitely used to not always be calm or patient or
anything like that. I was always very stressed out. I guess in some ways I was
also angry but I don't really think that had to do with like myself. I think it
was how I was growing up. I don't know. But I married when I was really young and
it turned out to be a very terrible marriage, very abusive. And after a
year we like pretty much split and a lot of that marriage has is I think the
reason why I am the way I am today so in some ways I'm thankful for going through
that but otherwise I'm like man why were you so stupid but that's okay we learn
And it definitely helped me become the person that I wanted to be today and not such like
an angry person, a depressed person, a sad person.
And I wasn't patient at all back then either, but I've even gone through therapy and I've
definitely gotten to where I want to be now.
I'm like the person that I've wanted to be for a long time so in some ways I
really don't regret marrying him I just sometimes I wish I didn't have to marry
such a terrible person back then like you know but next time I get married it
will be completely different. I am not gonna marry someone like him ever again. You can
marry me! You're funny. Young marriage is hard. Oh dude, I agree. I totally agree. And
it was like, you know, we were so young and he was a virgin and everything and like we
got married and I don't know he honestly he went off the deep end he just went
crazy and like wanted to have sex with so many women and he would get angry at me
and just be so like just abusive I I don't know what happened to him he just
turned out to be have a multi-personality disorder and be really mean
and a narcissist and he was not like that before I met him like before I married
him so I don't I guess they just hide it until you get married who really knows
I'm gonna get married at like 76 how old was I um I got married I think I was I
think I was 21 I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna be honest I don't even remember
Remember any of the dates with that guy or like when we got married or anything?
Because I don't think it's something that I should remember.
Because it's not something that should be important to me or like be something that
I dwell on.
It was trauma, true.
But I think if I did focus on that stuff it would just set me back and I couldn't
move forward with my life.
Being a version at 21 should be a red flag.
No, I don't think so because you have to think like I grew up religious where you saved yourself for marriage.
And same with his like family.
I
Hello, dude, did you like fall back to sleep? What the fuck? I
Think you've made a sauna
Wait
We we play video games. I
I hit that like two days ago
Well, the whole thing is I was thinking because I haven't showered in like two weeks. So I'm like fuck
I should probably shower. Okay. I'm actually kidding. I showered the day. I did show it last night before my stream. Oh
Yeah, that's fucking I show every day, but like
It had been a minute and like two days ago. I hit like the little hour and a half just full blast hot shower
Oh, dude
Yeah, you just sit there and you just make your entire room of fucking going up for like an hour
Yeah, but you might have word that's not like yeah taking a quick shower you like get ready
Okay, well no, I thought it was gonna be a quick shower, but then you don't mean when the hot water hits you
You're just like whoa, you know, you're like, yeah, this is fucking it
And it's Christmas like you gotta treat yourself. Okay. Yeah, right exactly
Surely you're gonna be a gremlin
These are full of them
So it's then I also sit and cry in the shower
This quick stop
Were you crying that you had to spend your Christmas with cats?
Honestly that probably really nice
Why is he so defensive? Honestly, no idea.
That's kind of sound like that.
I'm not offensive, what?
It's okay to call.
No, you're definitely sounding so defensive right now.
I'm not defensive!
Why? Why are you getting all uptight like that?
I'm not uptight or defensive at all.
This deck is a bad one.
Hmm.
Hey man, thank you.
You know, calm down.
Maybe have a drink.
Now I'm kidding, it's too early for that.
It's 5 AM!
I didn't sound like you need one holy...
Oh my...
You need some more time? I can definitely...
You just fucked up right now. You just fucked up.
Guys, I lost everything yesterday.
Dude, you...
You left me with Peanut last night.
Wait, no no no.
I have nothing!
Okay, I just realized, you went from piching swag, how to play it, to peanuts, oh my god.
Dude.
You were probably, are you in a cardboard box right now?
Yes.
Please help me!
Wait, was it bad?
It was so bad.
We just died, I think, like 15 raids in a row and then we finally had a good one
only because the last team decided to rez us.
guys
that's terrible
I noticed like a lot of times he waits until like
you know like you guys get thirsty to hit the guys
your favorite
Mr. Peanut
Mr. Peanut it's me
this guy is trying to get all these things
you should get max wins
so
he got saved today only
because of me they were like wait it's peanut oh Jin she's the best ever we
love her she's the best streamer and they're like full res you only because
of me are you fucking kidding mm-hmm really would be a cheat code within
my Christmas though you could just hit the guys guys it's Christmas no see I
I tried that and I got asked fuck all day
Yeah, but like you're you do
Do we have the armor we had the armored bunker event in an hour?
Also first rate on I was playing with him and hutch dude first raid on
Cheaters, but hutch sign hutch signed back on yeah, but he wasn't streaming
I'm telling you it was hutch me and peanut I know what hutch sounds like hutch was drunk
they were both drunk to be fair was he drunk oh yeah no you could definitely tell and then
I we get into the first raid and that's like be right back getting another drink and I was like
Oh, this is this is gonna go well
Okay, I need one industrial battery and then I'll have unlimited survivor things
I did I did do two solos and I farmed like
100 batteries and like 100 processors and two solos
Why do you need a battery for oh to make the bench? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I found a battery my last raid and I didn't pick it up I should have got to go like night
mode.
I'll do electromagnetic pre-kitchen real quick it'll take two seconds yeah it's fine I actually
found it in the locker on spaceport.
Yeah but that's really random yeah that has to be so.
I'm buried city
Really?
Yeah, I got a little lucky I got up a
I found all of it like all my like all those items you need just the lockers and like the tech building
It's not I was watching you do a free kit, but you guys some fucking AI in basement of blue gate
No, that's pretty much at he's mad. That's a free kid
I get that all day all day like how are you in bot lobbies I'm like
I forgot I answered a question and then I didn't read the rest of my subs I'm so
sorry. Drupi thank you for the new sub. I'm thank you for the new sub. CBJ with the
new sub outlaw with the new member our root thank you for the new sub trooper
with the new sub it's token with the five gift
thank you for the new sub trace thank you for the new sub I appreciate you
guys
base mach-making. Yeah. Scales, AI, dude, it does. It definitely does.
You know, obviously, after the expedition, we all got like reset.
Like, my rocket gears were moving so well.
Hey, I just want to know the difference between the rocket gears that are on fucking...
like, rocket gears that are insane?
I bet you in hand about that.
And then the rocket gears that are just slow and slow.
It scales with the aggression-based mach-match-match-match. It does. It does.
I don't have like matches where everything's just thrown out and then I'll have like pops
that will like hide from me and put them on me.
I think I actually need some of those.
Sam freaking on Stella and just printed people until they stopped shooting you.
I don't know why you're not leaving me, what my dad is.
My day is complete, now I can go.
I hope you have a good day.
Hey, if I go to the song right now and find out on the show.
Alright, I'm done.
On Christmas.
Alright.
I'll put that on Christmas.
Do do do do do do do do do.
Why do you blink so much?
I'm just writing.
Because I'm tired and actually I have like this thing on my eye. I feel like I scratched my eye
And my eye is so uncomfortable that I keep blinking because
Because of that it's like this one. I'm pretty sure I scratched my eye with like
This place um
One of the brushes for my
400 husks
Yeah
Oh my goodness
It's a loose eyelash. It's not though because I've looked there and it's been feeling that way
for like three or four days now.
I'm not gonna lie. I was not paying attention and I was just looting and talking in chat
and I'm very far away from you guys.
Oh well, you're a possible plan yet?
Uh, perhaps, maybe.
It could happen.
What?
You think you had for us?
We're just gonna fight the Bastion.
Oh, I'm not trying to fight the Bastion, man.
It just looked to be wrong.
Wait, we're fighting the Bastion?
We're not fighting the Bastion.
I thought you just said we were.
No, no, no, the Bastion Ags are Bastion.
Oh no. They knew our plan.
Are they there?
Oh yeah, they're there.
Oh, there's a player?
Yeah, we're fucking dead. You're dead.
I'm acquiring an angle. I'm cooking.
I've had a fucking snip on me.
One down shot.
design, you are so good.
I'm doing the right one!
This bastion is trying to fuck my ass.
I'm waddling over.
He didn't know that I was one.
You ran away.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's a close up right there, hold on.
One to absolute one.
You're getting turbo boosted by that, yeah.
I have no shields.
Are they side-by-side?
Yeah.
That's not good.
You fucking kid. Please man. Nice fun game. I'm dying to arc.
Thanks, care.
They're so low, they're so low. Quarce, you gotta kill him.
He's telling me to.
Well, you guys can pitch him. It's perfect.
Oh.
How's that?
That one's not going to pull on that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you fuck.
Come on, miss.
If you come through this door, just hit me. You kill him off.
Throw the ray. I flanked the ray. You kill him off for free.
I want to say life, but what's up one shot other ways one
Oh my god, I'm up check the cells there's a battery
They might have just moved in and put in their safe box. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was so far away. I could have helped
I
Got like three explosive compounds 10 pretty close to you. Yeah
You have a snap of your feet now
You gotta leave those square boxes down there. I'll be falling in the light one night
And that's where boxes go inside are horrible
He probably throwing me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this guy had a this guy to bend one
Then three actually holy shit what
I have it. Oh my god. I got it now. I have unlimited survivors
I think Genie fell asleep.
No, I'm here, here. I actually found you an item.
Hey, you found me good?
Yeah, I found you this.
Yeah, you're not getting raised today.
You're not getting raised that fuck- oh there's two industrial batteries, you're not getting
raised at all today.
Not fucking once.
Chat, anyone laughing?
I'm fucking laughing.
I'm gonna check for the last one over here.
All right, let's leave.
that's close of course you have this blue print already have that one I
read stock no my god this is fucking double-breed yeah yeah well this this is
same
That's what I found when I was over there looting
Hey
No blueprint check
I'm dying were you kind of fucking shit on all them by the way
Oh my gosh, what the heck?
I'm having issues living here.
You let me get first and you had your options.
Honestly, I thought you were a high survivor, to be honest.
I wish you felt like it, too.
I thought we went on freekits.
Yeah, but I forgot we were freekits for a second.
That was so good.
Dude, me and Pnut.
You're not broke.
We were doing freekits and one of the raids I forgot to put on the freekits.
I had nothing on but that was the raid, the only raid we got out of with so much goo.
You guys really didn't thrive a singular thought the raid?
Um, Chad did we?
I honestly cannot remember, because it was such a bad night.
No, I think we did.
I mean, there were summaries where we were killing the whole lobby,
and then the last team would roll up and just kill us.
I'm pretty kidding, I'm pretty good at the three losses.
Like, I'm on duty, though.
If I don't have triple nine Trigger Nades, like, I can't manage it.
Oh yeah, there was a team that killed us with Trigger Nades.
They killed three teams like all three of us teams died to their trigger needs and then they finished us off the trigger needs just to be funny
Maybe we just run in at the last second and roll in
We can just roll in at the last second
Oh
He was so mad
Guy that guy's not a that guy's not a happy elf. Oh god
the truck here can you do not aggro the rock here
the hush dollar's got a lot of stuff
where is it?
the new map
the hush dollar got me locked right?
my feet are a little cold
probably because my circulation is way in thai
Okay, they shut the door.
I'm hitting the button.
Get in!
Yeah, what is that going to give me five days?
I've never seen it.
I haven't even seen pictures of it.
folksy has three bobcats no way man
all fucking night every raid
dingy has three bobcats
yep dude i want to bash my head into a
dude you'll feel so good like giving
what
like spreading presence
but i'm not going to do this then
three-minute you have a thousand
year inventory
i have five
so for thank you so much for the new
member trace thank you for the new
self i appreciate you guys why
Why?
Every time you take a dump you're connecting with everyone else taking a dump.
That can't happen.
No, no, I don't think so.
Dude, before Stream though I was trying to take a poop and I think I was just a little
concepated yesterday.
I don't know.
I didn't eat anything to make me that way.
Wait, did I just sell the batteries?
Dude.
dude no you fucking didn't know no way
now we're good we're good we're good we're good
we're good i'd fall asleep if i had to listen to
the learning game yeah honestly dude something about that
i'm right there with you i put on whenever i sleep i put on white noise
and ring sounds it was that that fucking map puts me to sleep right there
look past the fuck out don't even need to put lights on after playing this game
I hear him for four hours at a time.
All I need to do is put Cloxy's gameplay on and I fall asleep.
Yeah.
It's my birthday! You can't be mean to me!
No, it's the day we have to be mean to you.
You're so cracked it's like relaxing.
You fucking kidding me?
Call me and they'll like see somebody.
Happy birthday, old man!
What?
Aren't you like three years older than me?
What?
No.
A strong gust of wind over there in your path is dust.
No, I don't know why.
Well your birthday's today.
Everyone turned your fans off.
We don't want Gigi to turn to dust.
The 26th?
Oh my gosh.
Yeah?
Did you get like half the present every year?
Yeah.
I would get sucked and it would be like here's your birthday and Christmas present.
I'll be like, oh.
Dude that happens to me but my birthday's 10 days away but it still happens to me.
It sucks.
Your birthday's in 10 days?
Yes.
Why?
I'm getting every single fucking joke ready.
Oh no!
Every joke ready, keep that energy.
Okay, okay, what the heck?
The van is at 25.
Fine.
What did you say?
No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Okay, I'm just gonna recycle it because I need advanced components.
I lost like 12 Toros yesterday. I have 4 left. I had 16.
Do you have the blueprint?
No, I mean yeah. Wait, no. I mean yeah. I mean no.
That sucks.
I'm us.
I need rusted gear. Just one. And then I can make any type of gun I want.
Are we doing a free kid or a real kid?
I'm going to melt into my chair because I'm E.B.
Because I'm E.B.
I completed how long is my mic be
We have armored extract event in T minus 50 minutes, what is that? They're still doing that
Yeah, they're still doing that
Yeah, yeah, we're 100% doing the armored extract event
Dude, I don't even know what the heck that is actually gonna get to it's a bit
the best it's an event that you actually get the most loot in the entire fucking game you've never
played the armored extract mode i didn't i've never even heard it fucking broken you actually get
the most loot ever i say you get like seven fucking 70 bends you get like 10 face you get
everything so and the people at your own it's so yeah yeah okay then it's like taking candy from
It's literally everyone running to one spot and then you just shit on everyone if you get there early
That's fun
Only and I am extremely bad at it
You know like a battle royale like you like know like the final zone. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so like over that track like
like give me the final zone and then like you just get to get a win like get a win
LGS. Yeah it's fucking sick. Interesting. I actually need to order all of these. I have
seven, eight, five, okay. There's like a bunk around the map you like find it you hold it
down it comes with walls. Activating the bridge. Yes. I feel like I'm watching Peanut
woke up and you're still going. You guys want to do a damn battleground to Bluegate
Harvester yep, yep, yeah, I just got a bobcat and blue gate wait
I was thinking about it. I like really even though it's not the
yesterday design
Yesterday design
Damn was fucking insane like 50 fucking people read. Yeah, that was honestly crazy
I went to the spot that I saw like everybody sitting at like the top of that zipline
I never even knew you could jump out on the side of that. Yeah, and you can just shoot through the one-way window like that
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, you'd like sit in the wall
Uh-huh. Yeah, it's the same that and if you sit on literally just zip line to the top of the
Battlegrounds you just kill every single person
I need stand up in there when the nuke went off and I didn't even die in the wall. I've got rough space in there
Got boxes of AKs
I just sat there and I waited for the next one.
Oh, just a gun!
I have a patina with the gold dots, I'm probably going to use this on the bridge.
I don't know how long I plan on streaming today.
I am getting really tired.
How many connectors you got?
There's just such a weight.
I have one connector.
Let me stand up.
I have 64.
Good.
Yeah, you're going to get time to get you either gun or not.
I'll be right back.
What's that get?
I'll rip that foot stick it
You gotta throw in a stitcher actually no no trash I'll throw it on the stitcher
I'm not I have it on the stitcher. Why would I put a gold attachment on a gray gun?
I said if a purple dude, dude, you don't understand. It's a purple gun
So obviously it's better than a gray gun, right?
They know you're kind of
So I'm killing the team before I raise you because I know if I pick you up it's
Were you yelling my name?
Yeah, she's hilarious wait no, I got up for a second. Yeah, she's I got up for a second
Yep, what?
Yep, I hope you're pretty good. It's easy because wait what?
What do you mean free kids?
No English didn't I see, I see folksy's gun.
Free kids better.
What do you mean I have a, a neighbor.
What's, I have a kid on.
I'm running a patina.
We're done.
Oh shit.
I got a patina with a gold stop.
This is gonna be fucking sick.
Stop him with your barrel.
I'm not going on.
Dude, this is a purple guy. I really have a hairpin
Purple guy
I love rocks I remember in my socks
Sorry.
Can you project it?
No, no, no.
Uh, but can you project everybody if that was shooting in between that Atlanta and they
all had schematics?
Is that why you did that?
Oh!
Oh my gosh.
I'm so dead.
We're dead.
Oh my gosh.
I just got a headshot.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, they're down here already, brother.
Wait, does that have a patch on both sides?
I think so.
We're down here.
That was one wrong thing.
I feel like I need to box this room.
There's people down here.
They just meleeed the drone.
there's another ball drop up
there is a stuff up in the fire and it's landmine
they're breaching
they put a trap as well
oh yeah they did
I don't know what the fuck
I think my body is good
It might be a pop though
Somebody's sitting right here, they just open the door
He's above us on the stairs
One's right above me
to
Hey
Oh my god that trap was the same
I executed one where's the other one where's the other guy I cut the guy on you and then
into
great i must not know where this guy's at
yeah i i i could have the guy on top of you
because the reason i thought i heard the last of them
i don't see a body
no there's that guy who was the other one
In the tube.
Oh, in the tube.
Ah, that's enough.
Yeah, the third guy just ran away.
It smoked.
It zipped into a trap.
The patina kinda cookin'.
Only if you barrel stuff them.
of them that is actually super opea
y'all left
get some sleep
y'all left
it was all
i'm a-o-k
i think
right in the nosey
i think the nature of it was like
yeah
I swear I like pull 90% chance here in this room.
What is he yelling at his chat?
Our third player is Designful.
Oh, because you can't see. Hold on. There you go. Does that work?
You're welcome. Ghost, thank you for the new sloth. I appreciate you. Thank you.
He's got the hell on my heart. He's all this fuck. Just like me.
Oh, I'm so young.
Where'd they strap go?
Oh, I know it.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Um, he's finishing me.
He's finishing me.
I'm spreading up.
Oh, you fucking can't cancel.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Wait, was he riding the whole time?
Yes.
Where was he at?
What?
i don't know he was just up there sitting
crouched down
was he up on this?
where was he at?
okay, this guy had a stature one, are we fucking for real?
i asked him as he hit the punch and he didn't stop
there's an exploit spot apparently
i'll get your shit, i got your many
exploit spot
dude, he came out of nowhere
we all ramped after him?
No, he's in some sort of spot or something.
People say he's an exploited spot.
No, he was standing pretty much where Cokesy was,
but behind the door, just crouched.
No, I cleared that corner.
Yeah, he was just sitting there crouched, though.
Yeah, you're back.
That's ass.
Yeah.
That's that guy.
Do you know how to survive, Rogman?
No, I can't make any right now.
You're one of them poor people.
Yeah, because of peanut, because you left me alone with him.
Poor people.
You're one of them poor fellows.
That's crazy.
I'm gonna have more.
Do we see it?
No.
I'm gonna go this way.
Yeah, do the same thing.
Yeah, dude.
I'm out.
Ah, they're fighting up here.
You know, it makes you rich and you're so all true, through.
Honestly, I don't think I would enjoy...
I mean, I definitely enjoyed it before, but I didn't realize how much I really could
enjoy gaming until I started gaming right now.
I like doing it with a fucking coral.
I don't know what I'm doing, I haven't watched.
I forgot my sad book, I hate it here.
How you ever enjoyed Tarakam anyways?
I hate it here.
I don't really know.
I honestly think it had something to do with being hyper focused on stuff and I think
I think I just hyper-focused on doing the questline or like making money.
For one snap up?
I think it's like an ADHD thing.
It's fossilized lightning good.
What is that?
You forgot this one, right?
Yeah, it's not the easiest thing to do.
Did you have a good Christmas?
Yes, I did indeed!
Thank you, thank you!
See you, Woody.
The Tizm is strong
with this one, yeah.
I'm not asking the question. How old are you?
I'm starting to worry.
How old are you?
So, that gray hair's with him? I'm 26.
He was young.
Damn, folksy, you're an old man compared to him.
Okay, aren't you 33?
I'm not 33! I'm not even 32 yet!
For 10 more days!
You said you were 32 on the street!
No, I said I was going to be 32.
Uh, I thought you said you were 32 on fucking...
No, I'm going to be 32 on January 5th.
Think about it, that's like the new 20.
Actually, nowadays it actually is, kind of weird.
Oh my God, I'm fucking old.
Oh heck yeah, I have someone on my side that says
if you bully me, they're gonna beat you up.
Hell.
Nobody.
Oh no, protect yourself!
Delete her comment!
You need to, uh, pin this like a d-pips?
No, no, no, like she's running through all of this, that's like the shit that I'm talking
about.
Bro!
One arm, dude!
What if we just say, hide your wallet, just pour us around, design, stay away, man,
you might get infected, you might get infected, you might get infected.
and stay away. I could bring the ammo too. Guys, I'm not that poor. Hello. I'm poor.
Oh my gosh. I saw a blue tactical augment. And a blue looters augment in the back. Blue
log
oh my gosh oh I don't even have the blueprint for that
that's why I don't I'm not making them I forgot
it's not that I'm poor okay it's that I can't
make them because I don't have a blueprint as your poor
no no no no no it's just that I haven't found the blueprints
truly somebody in a child's costume for Christmas dad everyone will look down and
make sure you guys still have your purse and your wallets okay it's Jinji's here
you broke out of collect taxes that's crazy make sure she didn't take anything
guys what the hell make sure your car and your ID everything's in there do you
We need a vent.
I thought you picked my vent up.
Yeah, but I was going to keep it, but then I felt really bad because it had all green
attachments.
Okay.
Fucking hell, man.
Seriously.
But don't worry.
I have the upgrades.
Yeah, I got...
Yeah, we gave her the upgrades.
We gave her the upgrades.
I would bring you in an all of my day by show.
That's like the
That's how I'm in the game. I'm gonna kill myself with those if you give me them
Oh
All right
What did you think I was singing?
No, no, no, dude what?
Nothing, nothing, I didn't say anything. This is crazy. Oh
My gosh, I don't even know what to bring in what am I doing?
okay I have a purple augment pink augment actually it's pink I don't care what
anyone says is it the survivor are you bringing the adrenaline adrenaline is it
the one that like automatically you only wear green armor yes we gotta get a
that VP. Like I'll collect taxes.
Dude, I'm fucking dying.
You'll see, you'll see, in like 30 minutes, one armored extract.
Oh yeah, let's see what's the time of the armor.
We have 34, yeah, 34 minutes at armored extract.
Maybe I'll call it Lance's wonder, Clint.
I'm bringing you a pen.
I've not ever heard of this thing. I don't get it.
Do you need ammo? Can you afford ammo?
Dude, yes I can afford ammo!
Okay cool, just wanted to make sure you didn't just open that.
Dude, what are we saying?
Don't wander your pockets to get deeper, you know? You can.
Weird help out.
Dude, I even have- I bought a Mac stash, okay? Leave me alone.
Oh shit, dude. Watch out, Chad!
How much money you got?
None of your business.
Whoa.
How much money you got?
I had 40k earlier.
I said none of your business.
She's fake.
You had 40k earlier?
Dude.
Yeah, what do I need money to buy?
All I do is buy ammo and adrenaline shots.
Ammo?
is a hundred and three K
The space funder scams you like 30 K for a full level 4 tempest I'm not selling
up with them
okay
I need to sell a bunch of stuff just so they don't think I'm at the expedition. I think I had five five millets and
700
currency exactly
Screen-picking no, he's not
He's not allowed to
What the heck
I can bring you in shields or charges the d-fibs
No, I don't need that stuff. I can bring some little smokeies. Yeah, you want those smokes? Oh
I can bring you five I can bring you five
Dude, I
Don't need this stuff. I'm like am I stuttering am I speaking English? I don't understand
Only light light impact in it
I do feel I do feel bad because you joined yesterday
And we were teaching swag how to play and then you went to bed woke up immediately played with peanut
Yeah, that was not the best idea. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, he farmed you farmed you do farm a bit before you joined up with me.
No, I didn't!
I got on and immediately was gaming with him.
Yeah, cause I signed on today and I was fucking poor.
I forgot to ready up, sorry.
I've event.
I don't have a gun on me
Bakes your gun chat. I don't even have a gun on me. What are you guys talking about?
He has green shield that you need
Oh my gosh! It's because I can't with one!
Dude!
Oh fuck every guy we got through all this!
Oh, there it is.
Alright, alright, it's fine. One armored extract, like Designful said.
Dude, is this how peanut feels with us all the time?
Well, penis is bad.
Wait, you just called him penis.
We got a rush. We got a rush. We got to get the DQ.
Ines is bad.
We can't be runnin' in the blue.
That's why you can't game.
You can't hold anything.
You put like two guns in the backpack and it's over.
We got a rush.
You can't even hold a gun and got no guns.
There's a way higher spread rate than any major.
I swear.
Okay, I'm using a patina.
I'm going to die with it and then rage in there.
I'm using my great grandma's birthdays on the same day as well.
to share it with you honestly oh heck yeah thank you for the hundred bitties
appreciate you um probably I don't have a self life I just got blasted I don't
have my eyes don't one close rock to her up the hill he's close rock on you the
I'm taking her out on the trip there
Holy, that was, I'm not sleepy anymore
On, right here, bam, as well
I'm watching your point
I don't see any of them, I don't see any of them
I was on my other side of my wall
Yeah, other side of my wall
In the bush, in the bush in front of me
I can crack one, I'm crack one right here
Right here on my mark
I hear rocket fuel on you.
Dude, he's almost dead.
We have to run into the building.
What are we talking about?
What?
One's in the building.
There's no way there's rocket fuel.
I'm dead to rocket fuel.
We have to just run to sign it.
Oh, but you guys are running down there.
I was running at the triangle.
Oh, I killed one.
I'm gonna go try and go here if you guys
Rocks here's on everyone
Just say
I just followed the team person you guys are on
We've rocked you just cut off of us
I'm going to flank you guys.
They're spotting each other?
No, that's not us.
Right here, right here. This team pushing you.
Oh my goodness.
Right here, right here.
You are so...
Another team, another team. This is a 3v3.
No
I knocked one blasted on the other ones. Okay, just thirsty is not even dressing. Oh, wow. Nice. You got him
That guy was low I
I
Top of the hill right here. Yeah, I mean a that's right through one grenade until back up. Oh, yeah, I didn't throw any there
They just got way to our south-west
I don't know how the fuck we lived by the way, yeah that one guy that I just had a lot of ammo here in the house pray
They just played that really poorly. They should have pushed
I might have thrown seven trigonates at them
I was buying time
I think in the house
I got one space men.
There's two on you, there's going to be two on you mate.
Two guys.
I don't know where that's coming from.
Maybe we got first thing.
Come on, down bro.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
I'm trying.
You should be one, Lime.
He's dead.
How the fuck did we live that?
Fuck you man.
Because everyone's so mad, it's fucking Christmas, big heads.
You guys are all homeless.
Oh, I'm up, I need to get out.
Oh my gosh.
I'm not sure one of your augments.
I'm so up wait out there green shield you know
shield dude what I got really good loot from the guy that I killed
I don't have a key to that.
Alright, this is easy.
They told that full 10.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you have a key?
I do.
I'm all duped up.
Are we leaving?
Dude, you should see how much stuff I have on me right now.
Alright.
Okay, put it to the left, in this alleyway, climbing ladder, kill this guy.
Wait, up here, up here, up here, up here, above!
Okay, watch out for that recently, that's another team, that's another team, team next to us as well.
That's one. Oh my god, it's a fail.
Did you hit it, Cindy? Did I see you?
No, I was waiting...
Here we go.
Yeah, yeah, we waited.
Oh, I'm just broken.
Oxy has three bobcats!
I actually have nothing you might even throw around on the show.
I lost.
The interior is loading into that game.
Oh, damn!
Good thing you're not poor.
Pro.
I got an envelope too.
Oh, shit, we out.
that's like three walls right there baby actually lost the money going to that
right I'm so happy I could be contributed to that
25 minutes. 25 minutes on armored extract. I'm so excited.
smoke
We always just get into a wall spot last time I played this which she was like actually just running through the walls
That was not cool I
Think we fought like 20 people and she was just stuck in there
Yeah. It was so much fun.
Dude, that was our spawn to get the Ogner.
over
wait did I say thank you to...
they were launching fireworks, they started to explode
thank you for the raid, if I didn't say thank you
I think I did
yeah, I mean, they just randomly WTS, they're putting me going to the basement to get her open
they set the vibe
mecha gecko, thank you for the new sub, welcome welcome
Wait, am I living on a rock? Did I miss some phase news? What happened?
Dude, apparently everyone's leaving phase. I don't know. I don't even know if it's real.
Because they do this every single year.
You slept through it. Everyone's leaving.
Wait, they disbanded? Wait, phase?
Thanks for the new sub, I appreciate it.
Besides for the 100 bitties, what's the best game for taking down a leaper?
Probably Renegade.
Just shoot the middle of it.
But be behind the whole cracker, but if you're trying to use just a regular gun,
inside protection
well and thank you for the
uh... not the new stuff oh my gosh the gift is up i appreciate it thank you thank you
Oh my god, these guys, these guys are Christmas.
Now it's our turn.
Oh guys.
These guys are Christmas stuffies.
Hey guys, I got a question.
Is this your first game, huh?
They don't have any puns.
I don't know.
Is this your first game?
No, no, they don't got the yellow suits.
They're not bandies.
Hello?
No, Mike, no, I see ya.
all right sorry I was gonna rest them they didn't have a mic that means they
got no life I said yeah yeah the homeless guys are homeless
Wait, Arch-Rimetry. I need that.
I did Arch... wait, 24 monster.
I ate an ant before. He had a holecracker. What?
This guy has a renegade on him.
This guy was a freak, it was a holecracker.
They had to have killed people.
That was justice then. They slimed some TV years.
Some Christian TV years.
They're just trying to take the Major right now.
We probably spawned in one of your killpits.
They're trying to take the quick.
There's one team left. I'm going Basement.
Let's see if the Breach Room's in or not.
Might be a Leith Augman, D.P.
Got some daga.
I might pick that. Breach Room is not.
Yeah, I'm going to get you by the way.
I'm going to pick the walkers.
I
They're gonna be on that when I said no Mike no life is it's dude
Someone in close contact I guess was mad at me for saying that they said I was
Korean. What a fucking pussy!
Wait you guys are all... I just got down here.
uh hit the butcher
check for survival
i wasn't sure if you guys want me to come over there
i had my hands off my keyboard
what about the guy that dies the fast
the hell
that two patina ones
oh wait wait I'll be living between the four new buddy of us
hey that need that
I want to go lose that guy. I used all of the deer on the last one.
Hello?
Wait, is that one towards me?
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
See, they're not as seagulls?
They're like a nerf.
They're more easy?
Yeah.
You need to shoot us legs.
where you found a survivor no oh my god oh he didn't have it he just had it on him
It was none in that room.
The Batina Blueprint, dude, I found one today and then I died with it.
Actually, I think I dropped it somewhere so they couldn't get it.
Wait, this ball's coming from... Oh.
But, yeah, it's fucking trash.
No, I think it's your aim.
Oh.
Um...
I mean, the patina is really good at close, like really good at close, actually.
Yeah, I bet it is, yeah.
I actually really like the batina I mean, I think we just reset this
That's what it was in there.
How many do you have?
I have four.
We're essentially ready upgraded.
Yeah, let's free advanced mechanical.
Any advanced mechanical, or the belly?
I need advanced mechanical, you live on Selah.
Every single item on that map, or cycle, is for that.
The belly on, I actually don't like that gun.
I live on Bird City.
But I did find it.
Yeah, it's kind of in the safe slot.
Two days ago, I think.
I don't think it's in the left place.
I fucking love it.
We've been on that.
It's gonna be blood drive later.
Yeah.
I'll talk to the buried city.
I like buried city.
Old Savage.
You guys took the ZIPA for what?
Yeah.
Nothing.
Oh no.
Oh.
Can I go through the little hole in the wall?
Yeah.
Dude, I pull, I pull cracker, then snitch and it didn't die.
You fucking joking?
Yeah, I don't like the, I fell in love, I, I really like the equalizer, I think, but
Equalizer is a lot of fun to use and it just feels good
Dude, I'm getting so tired I can feel my eyes wanting this shot right now the whole crack
It's Sammy. Thank you for the new stuff. I appreciate it
No, you just don't know how to use that
Okay
I didn't think about that.
It's the new skin from the deck. There's new decks. You just have to restart your game for it to show up.
You mean the extract, Ossie?
Oh my god.
People are extracting here too.
And if I don't?
No.
Who?
Oh my god.
And so that
Can't get off because the thing we're gonna do gosh dang it. I can't get off. I can't we we're doing like that special thing
Oh my gosh! Lord Jesus, please help me. I am tired.
No, I can't sleep because I have a... we're doing that thing.
That does seem fine.
i'm just like feeling like i can't keep my eyes open
let's see let's 10 minutes armor back to back event skills absolute chills
those aren't chills those are bugs in your skin okay
I'm right.
Dude, I need to like jump around one second chat.
I need to wake up.
I think I'm back. I think I'm back.
It's good. You are leaving with two. You do have three bobcats. You shine. Are you
I don't have three bobcats
I'll have three Bob and then he looked these reds. I kind of see what Genji's poor now, okay
What between you and peanut? Oh, no, don't say you was a little bit
Let's see. I got an anvil and a whole cracker there. That's it
That brought you back
Yeah, man, I got arc circuitries, which I needed advanced. So it's I needed I had zero batteries yesterday
Now I have a hundred and sixty and I have like forty fucking C4
You guys are back in the lobby. She's trying to figure out what to stuff in the blue tack backpack
Right we're about to get so much loot in ten minutes
Yeah, but I don't drink coffee. I don't ever drink caffeine
game. Alright we can do a fast 10 minute harvester. A bobcat, well you just craft it. I have the
blueprint but I don't have mine leveled up to 3. That's just quality of life. So I mean
it really doesn't cost that much. It probably costs like 30k to make. That was another Christmas
present. I think it cost like when you like can sell it, I think it's like 30k. It's
really not that much but it's well actually maxed out I don't know I'm not
sure because maxed out with maybe some attachments maybe it is 30k when it's
maxed out and it's like Christmas morning so me Genji is turning 42
I'm not turning 40, what?
What the heck?
The cells, um, honestly, you know the easiest way to kill them is with the, uh, those new things.
What are they called? The trailblazers or something?
Dude, the trailblazers are so good.
It killed it so fast for me. Took me like one second to kill it
I'm not 40. Thank you. I am not
Miss anything not really no because we're doing the good stuff in
Ten minutes apparently.
On the back.
We'll be honest.
No.
I'm happy you're poor.
What the fuck?
I'm happy you're poor.
There, I said it.
I'm happy you're poor.
Uh-huh.
I hope you lose all your money with Peanut.
I don't think you're going to be there.
That means you're going to.
Fuck, no.
No, no, no, no, I'm oh shit someone's
It's just it's just you guys I'm 130
Dude, what is the delay of using stuff?
What's on me look a fuck who's this guy
Oh
They look like a I
This is bad, we're gonna get pinned, we need to find somewhere. They're very close in here.
Yeah, there's another team.
We got one. Yeah, we gotta go just this way. First house we can find as well.
Wait, you're stuck in there? Oh my gosh, wait, you gotta heal up close to me.
Oh shh! There's another team, there's another team!
I can turn and shim these guys, I can turn and shim these guys. Hold on.
I got one, I shot you Jinzy, you come back here.
No, no, no, I can't, I can't! There's...
oh my oh god okay well I think they're fighting after me off that they're
seeing also I need did you think I don't see them they're like over here
and also inside
thank you I team up here yeah there was way too many teams like these guys
Oh my goodness dude, are these guys real?
That guy is fucking insane by the way.
Oh, I just, I'm dead from behind.
You're gonna get shot at.
I can smoke you, I can smoke you, I can smoke you.
Oh my god, did they came over there?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Oh my god dude, what is it just shit on a changey today?
There's a million people here man
I mean it remains I don't even see them. It's a mini shop. I'm away. Don't come to the house. It's horrible
Alright, he's right here.
He's ex-cutin' me, ex-cutin' me, ex-cutin' me, ex-cutin' me. Nice.
He's fuckin' healed, by the way. Five?
I can't lie anymore. You gotta, you gotta be the same.
Alright, you're just dead.
What?
Look.
You can- oh my god.
No! No!
Dude, what?
I think that's my fault for being okay, literally.
Wait, do you have a hatchee? Is that?
Yeah, I do.
This team is very adamant about why fight cancer, chewing us in the back,
so I don't think they'll affect these guys.
Yeah, they're just hiding in the forest down with the walls, that's good.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please, please, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Shit on my car, by the way.
Oh my gosh, I moved so I died.
That's kind of to the third time.
This is real life.
Dude, what was that braid?
I mean, I was just a kid. That's my fault.
I got down through a bunch of trees.
There's no way that guy is real.
What did I do?
No, it's Christmas.
Dude, with a...
On Christmas, dawg?
Why don't they fight each other?
They're right. They're crazy.
They were hella confident.
They were Navy SEALs when we were alive.
We were the one instead.
That's my fault, guys. That was okay.
That's my fault. That's my fault.
My fault.
Private account with the name Summit 1G by the way.
One of the guys that downed me, his name is Butt on Steam.
Yeah, this guy has a brand new account with the name Summit 1G.
I mean none of the guys that I'm looking at looks sus.
maybe it's some it I just crafted 50 trades mates yeah that's just again that's my fault I'm sorry
I felt my fault my fault that was just a rough spot to be in we're just not in that spot if I'm
there we'll call it even if they're just like bring us to them for a little
maybe like 60 fibs no I'm bringing in another patina with a gold sock bro how
did you get another yeah I found you are duplicating I've found it
We're just... sitting here. My union party.
Mmm, mmm, mmm. What do I need?
My sanity.
We actually kill everyone there. If I'm there, I'm fucking trash.
Yeah, you are. At least you admit it.
Fuck. Hello?
What?
Oh, fuck!
What's wrong?
I don't know, nothing.
I'm hanging around.
Wait.
Okay, armored extract events up, but I got...
Wait, blue gate's over. Make sure I...
Yeah, we have to get a good one before I'm right extract. Let's do a battlegrounds Colson up
What do you mean? Just
Archer's limit of time. Yeah
We just we just send the armor extract. Yeah, of course
It's the best to do it after a loss because then everyone gets really pissed yeah dude my yeah everyone in chat's gonna be fucking
that furious
I have no idea
it's not Christmas, I think it's my birthday
I have no idea
I've never done it
I didn't know it was a thing in the game
Kevin
oh no
fuck
thank you for the new sub, I appreciate it
I just want to give you the first fucking post
thank you thank you
I should have kept them for you
what a idiot
Yeah, I should have kept them.
Spirit City?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I have three steaks and I have twelve.
How many do you need?
I'm just gonna drop them to you.
Dude, I've got enough.
Don't worry.
But I only bring ice.
Yeah, it's up to you.
You bring ice up for decoration.
I don't know.
My decoration's gonna be the glow steaks.
There's no way that they're writing me out in your chat, but what do they say?
Nothing, is it?
Did you say it's your birthday so we need to make your day worse? I
Never said that. I don't know what they're talking about
Okay, serious. Tremi. Thank you for the new sub. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you
All right, let's get chat really mad armored extract
chat we just tell them that it's like built-in as a new update we should get
him a birthday present we should get like a bedazzled like dog collar day
up a day what you've been thinking about that one that one came out way too
fast that was way too yeah way too fast hi a little water in the ass never
hurt no one you mean after a day I want a little water in my ass my fall I'm the
bad guy I'm sure that's definitely number one
yes I thought she was gonna save the day but she was saying the battle he was
looking for her Christmas he's pissed
I mean, he wants a bidet with a special attachment for what is my chat right now?
That's the wrong.
It's a little special attachment.
Dude, what?
Yeah, you might be getting up there.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no, no.
Listen, my bidet.
That's a dad.
A bidet?
I got a bidet.
I got a little Amazon bidet.
That was like $30 when I was like 24, man.
man and that shit changed my life it's not like the one Nick has dude Nick has
one that he walks up to it and it says hello Nick and then it opens the fucking
top of the toilet seat and it starts warming up the seat for him wait what
yeah and it talks to him yeah and then it shoots hot water in his ass why not
Cold why hot and
Well, I mean imagine cold water in your butt
Wake you straight up
Yeah, I mean I mean my schooled but my again mice little $30 Amazon Patrick is it's like $500 toilet and it air tries it
It's that real it air dries it so you're telling me this motherfucker has a toilet that opens up
It says hello for like good morning, Nick
And then it air tries it
That's fire true. I agree this sounds like an occult kidding me. That's sick
I already never just pissed that are
That's a lot far that's a stop over far
That's perfect because like if the cat breaks out you just tell him like my character got
the cardio in for the day on this map.
Yep.
The resting.
Like we ran the fucking time.
You need to get one to do the work.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, what?
like we ran you need to get ones and do the words oh my gosh dude what's okay
Gigi this is a night right secret event no this is a secret event it's called
armored extract didn't say that when we tuned they did if you press down this
is buried city and night armored extract it's like it happens on every map to
No, it literally just says night read for me.
Like, Armored Convoy, Armored Penthouse on Dam, Armored Convoy on Blue Gate, Armored Maze on Stella.
Like, it's kind of like Night Mode.
It's like, uh, you ever seen like the launch shower?
I've been trolled right now.
You ever seen like launch shower loot?
Yes.
I
Did you guys are actually pulling my leg?
What was this Sebastian what the fuck you do?
Dude you guys are actually fucking with me. There's no way. This is a real thing. I would know about it others
Obviously what I know about it. Do you know about it? Does it know?
I like it. I mean
when you mentioned your staff that kind of figured everyone knows about this
event you're about to be stepped away this is generational love you guys are
the kid who cried wolf
they're in the building on the left I think yeah I can spam so okay
run, literally run to the extract. I'm dead. Why not? I am dead. I need another smoke.
There's one out here somewhere. Yeah. I'm dead. Are you fucking kidding me? That's good.
These guys are still missing the smoke, brother. I'm dead again. I'm just dead to this fucking
by the way
it's arggg
hi dammit
that was the donation
it's just a random guy with an axe
right over there
yeah yeah
i don't know
it's arggg
serious?
i guess more people are finding out
i don't know
it's fine it's fine
Wait, and now I get what you guys are doing.
What?
You want to do a monkey?
Hey, what's up?
I'm scaring out there.
There's a lot of teams.
What's up?
We have to lose design.
What?
We have to do design what do you guys have a deep it ginger guys we have to
We've got um cloaks. He's down to you guys have a defect
He doesn't have a defect
None if you have a defect I can help I have d-fibs on me to help your friend
Oh, I just died immediately, okay.
Dude, you guys are taking in the armored walls and going to extra camp?
That's what you guys are saying?
Dude, this is crazy.
This isn't even events!
Dude, there's no way.
Whoever told you that's an idiot. No one told me anything you guys said something which made me think
You need to get to the extract and then this makes sense why cloaks. He has literally like a hundred fucking walls on him
This extracts close. I have your stream up
That's not true. Yes. I said that is lying
What?
It's only this map that it's armored extract.
There's armored penthouse. There's armored caravan.
There's multiple, it's different ones.
It's already pre-made. We just go and find it.
Just when we go down to the extract, just wait a couple seconds.
Yeah, are you stream sniping?
Hey, do you guys got a D-Fib?
No, they don't.
Do you have D-Fibs?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, tell them you guys have d-fibs. Hello. Oh
Wait that they might have died to the other team. Yo, can I have a d-fib?
Well
Well, I think I killed everyone
Hey guys
Yo, hey, hey, do you guys have a d-fit perchance? I died to the bastion
Here what up? Hey listen, man, I know you can kill me but like
This Christmas
Guys if you guys don't know yesterday was Christmas and today's my birthday wait wait wait. It's my birthday
What a sweet birthday!
Spending it on art graders just to get killed.
Thank you man, why dude did that one guy with the renegade actually fucked it up by the way?
We're doing armored extract again
We got to do one little today your birthday. It is my birthday and fuck yeah
kidding me
Okay, jindy. That's our fault. We shouldn't have just ran in there
Dude, I was so lost. Why didn't you tell me what we were doing?
We told you we were doing armored extract.
Dude.
It didn't do an event.
I didn't realize what that was until I put the pieces together.
Yeah, it sounded like messed up.
You made it sound like we were...
Yeah, worried the bad guys.
...permitting a crime.
Yeah, yeah.
We're not the bad guys here.
We're tactically using cover to ambush the other teams.
I feel...
You're going to leave with 15 tempests.
You can have a try at once.
I feel very confused right now.
My brain...
It'll be super, super easy.
The Cypher once we get there, you'll see.
Yeah.
Honestly, you're going to probably don't even have to bring a gun in.
There's a good way. Yeah, sometimes I don't bring guns in. What are we what?
It's the armored extra see this what I mean. It's armored extract
Yeah, it's it's free
Any walls design no I think graph 300 okay well
You on 300 no, I'm good
I'm good
I'm so cooked right now chat don't forget the flares you gotta bring them. Oh good Tom
I don't have a firework box BPM
and get off and get a bed, man.
Oh yeah, I got that.
And I bought mine today. Can you buy some from Shawnee?
I can, but I already have firecrackers.
Your voice pisses me off.
Good.
Please stay in here longer so I can annoy you even more.
I have flares and glowsticks. Christmas beer.
Hey, it's just time.
That would really make my day.
Um, Jeremy, thank you so much for the two months.
Starboy, thank you for the new sub.
Three boner, thank you for the three months.
I appreciate you.
You don't need a hatch- oh yeah, you're right.
You're right, I don't.
I really could put security on my armor deck.
I knew that.
That was a new update.
are you gonna be careful next time yeah I'm a honestly was fucked up is that
random guy in the middle of the road with a renegade
yeah yeah patrols around it now
dude that would have been a juice one too by the way
yes the new deck is out dude the dude like you cannot tell me that this is not
sweet this one is actually a good skin in my opinion
Wait, what's wrong with Vamps? Wait, what?
Genji is a vampire?
Don't come near me, I bite!
Alright, is this guy so wrong?
Okay, it's not last but we can make it work.
Oh no no, we have to reset.
Yeah, but we go up here, we go home to reset.
Through that north one.
got a reset seed you need the events not up right now
so you just act as if I'm listening to you do what
that's what we're saying the events not up
not a hundred percent event on
yeah you need perfect conditions
check the weather
check where the wind's blowing
you're gonna just watch the view
watch the view that's about to happen
I've never seen you do this though controls are coming you never see you I'm telling you it'll work you know this
yeah two days ago two days ago I think I hit I think I left with like 15 bends and a 10
It's like yeah, there's only ten walls go in to get off it. We got out of it
UF then somebody seal it
We got to do a test run today like
Make sure you're near her.
Yeah, give her a little bit.
There's no way anyone's gonna come here.
Wait, oh, we didn't even tell James to bring a snapbox.
So, like, this is good.
Oh, true.
Wait.
But I didn't bring a snapbox.
Wait, there's two.
No.
That's not good.
Um, I think someone's coming.
You gotta come up top.
You gotta come up top, James.
You can't go down there.
You go down there, you're screwed.
Yeah, if you jump down here, you're stuck down there.
You think someone's gonna come here instantly?
They will, I promise.
So.
Okay, okay.
Somebody will come.
So what the sign does is he makes it so you can't hit any zipline
You can't you can't hit any zipline
So whoever just jumps down in there is permanently stuck down there
And then he also blocks off the button and hit the button
Does it when you jump in your law you are you are you are permanently stuck down there
We did it. That's cool. Wait someone's running above us. Yeah
Yeah, wait
They jump in crazy
I'm gonna bring in the whole map over here.
In Mollie Day?
Good level.
I'm gonna try to get this flare out the hole.
Oh my god.
There we go, perfect.
Straight up in the sky, baby.
there we go perfect straight up in the sky baby
it's almost above us man they have a feral one okay but there that's are you
ever gone fishing you ever like we use the smaller fish to bring the bigger
ones it if this is the last I'd be like yeah I'm promise of the word you
You know what I'm saying.
When it's the last one, that one's just overkill.
That's just for the love of the game.
Dude, I'm like checked out, guys.
Oh my gosh, I'm so tired.
I think that's my game for you.
So I see, thank you for the new sub.
Ratchet, thank you for the raid.
Hope you had a good train.
I love the new term after Sheldia too.
I got that for us in here.
Thank you.
What the fuck is that?
That is blinding.
Dude, I feel like that is way too blinding.
Yeah, that's the colors.
Oh my gosh.
The red is the most important. That's good stuff.
I do need sleep. I do. I do.
Um, it's just like a little glow stick.
You guys don't know what the hell is going on.
Oh Red Bull, I can't even have caffeine.
I
Can't get a nice thing nice try almost over it. Yeah. Yeah
Pretty almost fall for it. I can flare in the air
Just wait they'll jump in there always jump one level fuck. I wish this is the last extract
I think it'd be
You're being impatient like I it'll
In due time. Look at that. We're back. I'll go here. I'll put another flare. I'll bring the whole map here
It'll be a party
I'm having a hard time right now it's about to be a party
I don't even know where I put this first one to do that
Where did I put that out
I'm awake. I'm awake. Sorry.
Yeah, you guys are weird.
I got a blueberry muffin are you blue what are you breaking everything down
Oh wait, I don't have a fucking sapphark. Uh, what? This is my home.
They dropped it back down here. Or I could give you some walls.
No, it's okay. This is my home. Wait, they're coming.
They're shooting me tall.
Yeah, they're coming. They're right above us. They're just sealed.
I'm going to eat my blueberry muffin while they jump down into our hole.
Your blueberry muffins are probably one of the best muffins.
Your mom's muffins are the best actually.
Yeah, your dad's muffins are the best.
Okay.
Oh, doorbell's going off.
They didn't like the doorbell.
Yeah, I see them in the middle, I got a render game.
They're right there, they're all right there.
They're on your wall.
They're firing Gigi.
Try to fire you.
I could kill this guy by the way.
I do it another player
Oh
That guy's just dead under you kill him
Okay, if they jump down they're stuck that I designed literally just hit the grapple up
They're gonna panic and try jumping out of resin. Yeah, just go back up
Okay, did you literally they could not do anything if they jump down?
There's nothing they can do
I'll tell you when they jump they set up a wall
He's gonna they're gonna panic jump down he tried hitting the zip line down
Yeah, what the who put that there zip lines on a construction
Yeah unfollow. Wait, what? For what? What did I do? That hurt. Wait, did I do something
that was... Are you guys camping? Yeah unfollowed. Dude, what? They were just showing me something.
It wasn't even, what?
I pulled one bullet to the head.
They got rid of them all.
You know what?
He's gonna be breaking down this wall.
He must be fun at parties.
It's not even the last extract by the way.
There is other places to go.
He and my rat family.
Oh
What is that? It's a stage they didn't kill it. Oh, that's a bobcat a running. Yeah, I think
It's so funny
And this guy's actually I'm gonna jump I'm gonna jump down to make them jump down
He's he's right there
You know, what do you mean you'll let us leave
He's stuck here he's not for real let's make him even more mad so he can't come back
That's how we make them even more mad so they can't hate watch because I ban them so then
they have to make another account just to hate watch.
I think this is a new update.
Are we killing these guys?
Yes, yes.
Once they jump down, once they jump down, they're just permanently stuck here.
They're just going to die.
My church is like, well, I can't even see the sign.
I want your friend too.
I kill this guy so easily.
Why aren't you just kidding?
Fine, we're just reserving. We're reserving. We're reserving. Whatever. We'll go next
How do we just kill this Christmas dude, it's Christmas
It's good karma next one will be a match. He can't get up though, right? He's stuck
design are we fucking kidding me it's design why this is necessary it's
good karma I could throw a blaze on them right now
I was gonna kill you guys I wanted you
I'll give my portions of the goo
I wanted your goo
Oh, Goof!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, yes!
Thank you!
Oh, shit!
You gave me a kinetic converter!
My goat!
Thank you, guys. I appreciate it.
Thank you, Virginia. Come on down.
Thank you. Oh, my God.
What the hell?
Thank you. What the fuck?
Get in there.
Oh my... Oh my...
We just saw Kenji. We just saw Kenji.
Kenji, are we...
Kenji!
Oh my god.
Kenji!
I love it here.
Kenji!
I'm a little slow because I'm so tired.
What are you doing?
Um, throwing.
These nuts in your face.
I
We tell her a code word she just started blasting yeah, she was fucking like crazy what?
That's you start going on
It's it got all untrustworthy. They all skittish they were giving us goop. They gave me a kinetic converter
It's over. Nice guys finished last. I'm super groomed now. Christmas, it's over. Give me back in there.
The hell? Yeah, I wasn't innocent bystander. I set up all the floor. Okay. The working man always gets fucked, man.
Okay, if it is a final zone, we are actually
We swear if it's a
I'm gonna sit here and fall asleep while we camp that shit, but I cannot
I'm a Grimman from Grimman's to from Grimman's to not one
It's over
I just got one.
Absolutely.
Green, thank you for the new sub.
Appreciate you.
And Bud, thank you for the new sub.
Thank you for the 10th of the season.
I'm sorry guys.
I'm just too tired.
I didn't even want to kill them.
I'm crashing out.
Thank God you stopped me.
I need a little bit more skills.
I didn't want to kill them.
You wanted to kill them.
I love you guys.
I'll see you guys tonight.
Okay.
I was seeing red.
I hope you guys enjoyed the video.
I'll see you guys next time.
Bye.
I hope you guys have a wonderful, wonderful day and Merry Christmas. I love you very, very much and I'll see you guys next time, okay?
Good night guys. Go send some love over to folksy, okay?
Done with my muffin and now I'm sorry.
Bye bye guys. Love you. Peace out. Girl Scout.