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Hi everybody. Dude, I'm so sorry I started stream so late. Dude, and I probably could have played a peanut tonight, too. I'm so sad.
I slept literally forever.
Forever.
Um.
But um today was well yesterday I guess now since it's 2 a.m. Yeah, but he's he's on his last game
Um
I had a crazy day yesterday going and getting it mega well the Senate heroes
I also got the new one piece and I was way too excited because I haven't found any and I finally found a card shop that sold it to me for, they sold it to me for retail and I opened it.
And I should have waited, I should have waited because, dude.
Guys, I should have waited to open it.
Look what I pulled.
Literally the top chase.
Like this is like a like a $2,000 card.
I'm an MTG player. Should I get into Pokemon?
Only if it fits your vibe. I wouldn't unless you really want to.
It's crazy.
Have you sold any of them? What do you mean?
One piece? No. No.
Do you ever not pull the top chase?
I don't know.
I guess for some reason I'm just really lucky.
Man, I've been really tired, I guess.
Maybe I just really needed that sleep.
My nose is a little clogged still, but I definitely think I needed that sleep.
I didn't clean up my floor. My floor is kind of messy while all of the wrappers and everything there I was able to get so many ETBs for retail yesterday. It was insane.
I have
13 regular ETBs and two
And to Pokemon Center, you see these.
I've been sick.
What state are you finding these for retail in Texas?
I preordered a lot of them.
Why so many Pokemon cards? Because it's been my hobby my whole life.
The Pokemon Center ones.
I mean, people don't like to open the Pokemon Center ones, but I do.
What's the retail and the ETB now?
I think it's still 49, 99, maybe 55.
I got mine for 55.
My gosh, Platon, thank you for the 10 gifted subs and scrub with the 25 gifted subs.
Holy, thank you so much firm.
Thank you for the new sub.
Um, I ask day basis.
Thank you for the three months reset.
Um, are you thinking for the $5, uh, uh, don't know.
Oh my gosh, my brain spot my five year old son.
his first pack of Pokemon cards today and he pulled Team Rocket's Maltris SIR.
Dude, that's so good!
Holy shit.
View, thank you so much for the new sub.
Carito, thank you for the new sub.
Pound Town with the five gifted.
Rad, thank you for the 100 biddies.
See the releasing fire red and leaf green on the switch. I haven't seen that. No, not yet.
Also, my stuff is working again with YouTube. So I don't know what that's about.
We're going to join my friend, but I was thinking we could also open some of the stuff.
Let me grab some of this stuff just so we can have some stuff to open.
I've been waiting on the E.T.B.s all day like for yourself. They haven't come yet.
All of mine got delivered today. I had another order go to my house in Maryland at my parent's house.
because I didn't want them to cancel my order.
So, these are the 10s.
So, you see what he's doing?
Is he streaming?
He's not streaming.
Hmm.
Yeah, so I said I couldn't, I can't play with being that he was getting off chat.
I told you that.
Kind of sad the one day that I literally just sleep and I didn't wake up
Didn't even wake up to my alarm. I probably could have played peanut man
Kind of sad
Community raids are tomorrow I
I don't remember the last time I slept 11 hours, honestly.
Well, not tomorrow, I guess today, but like next stream, like after this stream, because
I will be starting my stream like early next stream.
What is up with people telling me to play with Sasha Gray all the time?
Okay. We'll open some packs right now.
Egg.
See if we can get anything good.
I hate her voice. Please don't. I mean, I don't I'm not going to play with anybody except I'm playing with someone. I'm playing with all right.
a pokey pad? I'm not selling any of these. Surely there's a God pack in one of these,
right?
How did I do? I pulled a neon chocobo.
Some other good cards, but that was like my main good card.
Oh God, this is not going well.
What did you pull out of it?
I do send them in for grading, yes.
Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a little bit.
Um, the new Yu-Gi-Oh cards, the full arts that are going to come out, I'm going to, I'm definitely getting those.
Ooh, these are...
My card collection is kind of crazy.
I have way too many cards, and you guys think I've been collecting since I was little, so...
My collection is...
Ooh, hit them on top!
I love this card. He's so cute.
No, I don't play Yu-Gi-Oh. I never did.
Digimon. I never got into Digimon.
An estimate, tens of thousands of cards.
I don't really have a favorite Pokemon card.
I'm not really one to like have anything favorite, really.
Dang, only two hits so far is crazy.
So why and how did it sleep for 11 hours? I have no idea. I just did. I never sleep that long.
I only ever sleep like four hours at a time.
Oh, Badoo! Hello, Badoo!
Oh no, is there another card there?
Nope, okay.
Dude, so what is this whole egg thing peanut said it was he played with someone has he was egg?
You sound a little sick. I've been sick
For a little while now
Egg is a legend
It was the last pack
Dude, what is up with kick every fucking day there is someone in here that comes in and
says that shit I don't fucking get it.
I just don't fucking get it like what is up with people being so fucking sick in the
head like go to hell man.
Okay, there is nothing in there.
It's every fucking day, someone comes in here and says that he's got to be making new accounts.
Honestly, stuff like that, I wish got like tracked by the government and they just took them to jail.
Saying something disgusting that he wants to do to me. It's just not cool.
Okay, um, I have not eaten chat. I am so fucking hungry.
We're going to join this quarter with all bright.
Oh, I joined the wrong. Hold on. I got to join on my other PC.
Okay, now we're good.
You're not streaming.
Oh
Holy moly
I miss so many subs what the hell did you guys do?
I think we'll never be forgotten.
Nick, thank you for the four months at Tortuga with the new sub,
Chadog with the three months.
Lorella, thank you for the two months.
I love you.
Straight from KY.
Love you, too.
Dude, why do I feel like my eyes are blurry?
Josh, thank you for the three months.
R.D., thank you for the new sub fence with the new sub.
The burnt peanuts dad with the five pitties.
UK Wildcat fan with the two months.
The burnt peanuts dad with the hundred pitties.
One leg lex with the 50 bitties.
Rest in food.
Yeah, I have merch coming soon.
I need to talk to a marketer to do it because everyone that I've tried to do it through just doesn't know what's going on, man.
Ozil, thank you for the 2 months.
The Burt penis dad with the 38 bitties.
David, thank you for the $5 super chat.
What was your favorite pool that you weren't expecting?
That I wasn't expecting?
Probably Rayquaza from Evolving Skies.
Because it's so hard to hit those.
Yodayoshi, thank you for the new sub.
Voodoo with the three months.
Sham with the three months.
Anarchy, thank you for the seven months.
Agarice, thank you for the new sub.
Irrelevant Moose with the $25 donal.
Hi, Jinji, hi, hi.
Deadly with the three months.
Wesley with the new member, Moose with the new sub.
Kirby's, thank you for the raid.
Hope you had a good stream.
Jokes, and thank you for the new sub.
Mr. 2JZ, thank you for the raid.
Hope you had a good stream. Legit.
Thank you for the five gifted boss sloth with the new sub,
Chad with the hunter biddies.
I'm feeling better. I'm just really stuffed up.
Um, oh, hey, it's CP. Thank you for the new sob.
Care bear with the 2 months.
Burger Jerry with the raid. Hope you had a good stream. Wesley. Thank you for the 10 gifted members.
I just have like a difficult time like talking a lot.
It's just like, I don't know how to explain it.
Matt, thank you for the 3 months.
Detroit, thank you for the new sub.
Defiant with the 65 bitties.
Also, thank you for the new member.
Big lol with the new sub dark horizon with the 2 with the 3 months.
Um, there was legend. Thank you for the 20 gifted subs.
Russ, thank you for the 45 bitties.
Uh, fatal, thank you for the 605 bitties. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you.
Junji hates pubs. Quick. So everyone now it's not like that. It's like.
I don't know how to explain this, like.
My congestion almost like, like, I have to pause like whenever I talk.
It's almost like there's like, I don't know how, like, like, there's like a bubble.
I don't know how to explain it.
It's just got to be like my sinus is draining and gross guys I can't help it.
You want is in no I'm good that one time was never again that was terrible
Okay, sorry, I had to catch up a chat really quick.
Dude, I slept way too long.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh no, what do you want to do?
That's fun.
I totally forgot YouTube probably can't even hear.
I totally forgot, YouTube probably can't even hear.
Bear me, thank you for the five gifted.
Um, Ushaam, thank you for the three gifted...
Wait, no, the gifted...
Wait, three months of tier one.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you for that. I appreciate it.
I turned his sound on. Here, thank you for the two months.
Sito, thank you for the rate. Hope you had a good stream.
Drown, thank you for the five biddies.
Loryo Gassens, thank you for the $10 don't know. Hey, Gingy. Just want to say thank you for keeping me entertained
lately while I work patrol on night shift. Oh my goodness.
You are absolutely stunning and are a great entertainer. Thank you. Thank you.
She sounds like AI. There's no way I, I don't, I don't.
Thank you for the $10 super chat.
Hi, Jim.
I would recommend assault water runs and having a hot ginger or green tea with
honey and lemon.
It really does.
Numbers in my throat and sinuses are congested. I know.
I probably do.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Thank you. I appreciate that. That boy, thank you for the six months. I appreciate it.
Drowns, thank you for the 245 beddies. I appreciate it.
Let's see.
I'll take this.
Sounds like a calm down, wait what, no I've just been sick.
Sorry.
Uh, the chat, thank you for the $10 Super Chat, sorry Genji, respiratory stuff freaks me
out.
last year at only 54 years old of complications with pneumonia and it terrifies me. Get better
soon. Don't take your health for granted. I don't think I have anything crazy. The doctor
just said it's like a cold, but I feel like it would have been over the cold already,
but I don't know.
Crane, thank you for the new sub. Chase, thank you for the $5 super chat with 500k
day on arc so your podcast, your story is inspiring, I love you from M.L.
Oh thank you, I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you.
I don't have any of that. I just uh,
guys, Peanut is so playing. He killed my teammates.
He's probably playing some off stream with his like brother or something. Leave
him alone.
Why are we talking about that no, let's just not do that a
Typhlosion card like from Vessin rivals
Any anime recommendations?
What type of anime do you like?
Like reincarnation, action, something cute and feels good.
something romantic okay you ready yeah ready as I'll ever be
you want me to run hold on okay listen I'll crack one at least so I brought
one defense so don't go down more than once okay sorry mine oh my gosh I need to
wake up I just I'm like in that slumber mode still I mean I could imagine man
need the you need your sleeps mm-hmm glad you got something thank you
now let's just send these motherfuckers to see it
factory reset
no factory reset is good man that's part about being sick
What the hell is that?
I think they're... oh yeah.
They are down below?
They are?
I don't see them.
They know they're above.
What the fuck?
I'm going up the stairs right here.
I killed them both by the way. I'm probably gonna die to strutter.
Oh no, I did not kill them both.
I don't know I guess they smuck this off yeah I just want to shoot it.
I thought I killed them.
What the fuck man?
I think they're above us or what if they're in this room
I was a betting man they would have been holding the stairs. I think they wrapped mad. Weird, okay.
And I'm fucking up jumps already. Somebody order me a Red Bull.
me so one player yeah I thought I saw two players I just I'm losing it
side door, side door, side door, I'm right
got him
made on me fuck your smolus
fuck, I see you too
fuck you
Oh, behind, behind, behind, behind, behind!
Another one.
Very weak.
Nice.
Nice, girl!
I'm gonna go get more ammo from this shredder that I killed.
to shabby free kit I was free kid in the brain I just got behind us shot me
once and then didn't do anything else
strange I think these guys were dumb and poor also oh my god yep they were
Barokies! Imagine. Should never be me. Like three batterades away from being killed for.
It reminds me, there's a med bag in here usually. They resupply on some herbals.
That's out here right.
Just got to deal with the castle squatters.
Wasn't even Herbal's in that one.
What the hell? I'm getting jipped.
There was a mad bag right here.
There's one herbal in there for you rich
I've gotten I think every bug possible today by the way I got the shoulder bug the res bug whatever you get like vacuum to the floor
It's been a fantastic
Shacken any good shallot just line up
What's this lobby is but I need more of these dude. I yeah, I don't know
No, you are
Also, you're on some like savage shit
We just murderin some of us tonight. They say
I'm gonna say hello
I just dude I can't stand like people talking like that just shut up. No one cares. I just I don't know I
Got time for that shit
I'm tired. I'm sick. I don't know what's going on
All right, well, I think the poor people are hanging out on this side of the map
Okay
I'm the different Genji today I guess.
We had a tree lobby like this last night that was like, well man you're just shooting
on site, you know, you're asking for friendly and we're all like, ah, because all me and
my friends do is just run people down instead.
Wait, where is that at?
Uh, assembly.
I don't know.
That turret respawn.
We can wrap back that way through this, huh?
Of course.
We want to get back there.
I didn't hear their gun shoot.
That's because they probably didn't, because they're on freekits and don't have a famo
to shoot.
That man it would have been that turret I gotta turn the door shut down.
Well, probably where that pop blew up.
Yeah, but where was that at?
Other side of assembly, like over here.
Yeah, right here.
There's a guy above, right here.
Yeah.
He was breaching something in here.
I think he's above.
Little split on Marlena.
What am I doing?
I just took that shot back.
I thought he was dead. I can't even run.
Dude, how did I pick out my pickaxe?
Pick out what am I saying pull out hello dude
What is
Premium subscription to sleep deprivation
And I'm here for it
Pick out my pickaxe
I think she needs coffee, dude, oh right.
Go to bed, weirdo.
Guys, I just slept 11 hours.
I'm not going to bed.
I think my brain is just slow, okay?
It's weird.
But my kills aren't
Be honest I kind of want to go check this guy out, but I guarantee
I'm gonna go all the way around that for him to be a free kit with me as well. Oh
Yeah, fuck that guys
By the way, you heard I heard people that needed shooting in
Oh, hey, there's Shredder.
That's also those guys, I mean that's loading, but if I was those guys I would go med, but
I also have no idea what these lobbies are so they probably won't go to either.
I think that's a different team though.
Could be.
Down below me I think
Yeah, yeah, they're down below right here
Dude, what are these lobbies? All right, I
Don't know but I need more other
I'm here for this my timer guys I don't even think my timer matters that it's
showing yeah I don't know what depths of hell of
and the more mash making we're in right now but I don't think anybody can
actually achieve this I think my shields on 36 and I think most of that
was art I can't lie oh my gosh the first kids after that I don't think I've been
shot once yeah dude I have no idea weird whatever this is we're going to hell
for this afternoon maybe we're in like friendly lobbies but there's no way
because I was playing with the
Hamsa and Tiefu and we were going crazy
like we had crazy lobbies so
yeah I got a little bit of that yesterday before I went to bed
I know my map is not
it's fine it's fine guys
I don't care
Somebody in my chat goes, don't worry, you're not going to hell until you start committing the war crimes against other raiders.
I've done a few of those today, for sure.
I think there's any more?
Yeah, probably not.
It could be Journey.
Maybe because you do love? I don't know.
I don't know. Oh, like you're shooting over a cross on it.
Later you sure those not below us that was a arc flying into a wall below us
What that art just Rick flew into the wall
They're getting smarter by the way
Might have femurs over here. Okay
This guy's talking about fucking minibusters. I'm going through the vent up the stairs.
That's got one bump.
I'm doing it!
Well, not quicker!
Yeah, if you're in my head,
do you do everything to beat me?
There's through this, right here.
No, you're wrong.
No, that's incorrect.
Well,
you're right here, too.
I think you are right there.
Definitely.
now the team up into the bag dump into the back of his head while I was on the
around there is dying
Yeah, I'm the honest I'm just eating it
Oh my goodness
Okay, I gotta back up. We need to back up. These guys are not trolling around.
I don't think we should trust them.
You son of a b**ch.
You're a liar, you liar, liar, liar.
Spindle, are you so alive?
I...
Now we kill the cast of skills, Spindle.
Wait, wait, Spindle's dead?
Oh. I don't know.
Spindle!
I think Spindle's dead. I think Spindle's dead.
Yeah, I think he's dead.
You can do this.
Wait, him and Jim too?
We what?
Wait, it's bigger for you.
I don't know if it's bigger for me.
I'm gonna get back and down in a while.
What the hell?
It's bigger second out of trust this guy.
So I swear to those last night, it's bigger as well.
That's the meat of the world.
You're the second one, right?
What happened?
Well, yeah, I gotta leave you.
I had an event that I'm shocked at this guy.
Wait, are you gonna kill him?
I kinda wanna defint this guy, he looks like no one at work.
Yeah, that's fine.
He doesn't know his left is right.
All right, I helped a man.
Oh my gosh.
Where's my left?
Did he die?
To Mr. Redder?
Natural selection?
Oh my gosh!
I'm sorry to do that, it's okay, do you need anything else, do you know what the city
car is going to be like again?
No, do you have the wallet?
I don't know, I literally only have the wallet in here, that's what I need to find.
Do you want to have a bandage if you want to bandage?
No, just that, if you want me to go, that's what you're going for.
Thank you.
That has 40 seconds we're gonna go
Well that worked
Oh that hurt
Ow and this is an autumn says good karma
I swear to God, if I get fucked off, Shredder.
If you call me fucked, I'll be talking about it.
See what happens?
Nice to people.
Easy, easy, easy.
Where is this guy at?
Holy shit, y'all are so nice. I love y'all.
Thank you.
Oh!
Oh my gosh, dude. How many people did we kill?
Look at Nox. Check it out.
You can also look at, I guess, your XP you got.
I killed five people.
Yeah, I was 6 to 500 XP, so hold on, carry that at 12 and then add another additional one, should be about 13.
So we killed 13 people total?
No, I killed 13. How many knocks did you have?
What do you mean 13?
Okay, so you get 500 XP for knocked out rain or every time that you knock somebody, right?
So you could technically farm it if you knocked like the same people 16 times.
But the knocked out raider every 500 XP counts as one. So I did 6.5 K knocked out raider
So that equates to 13. How does that 13?
You have 6500 wouldn't that be only that would be seven people?
No, you killed seven people
so
Everyone 1000 equals to two kills.
1000 XP is two kills for not that radar.
Every 1000 XP is two kills.
Your math ain't mathing 500 per.
Yes. 500 XP per person.
You have 6500.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Everyone 1000 XP is to come. Am I really stupid right now? Do I need to go back to bed?
We'll give you that one because you just walk out.
Shit, I should have killed that other guy. Oh, you're right. It's 13 people. Okay.
It's gonna say unless I'm absolutely fated and I should go to bed
Yeah, no, I don't know what I was counting there honestly
Dude, I don't know
I was trying to double double six and then seven and then because I was trying to do like six and six and then seven so like it was supposed to be 13 but I kept on saying seven in my brain for some reason.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
What the fuck was that one? Hey, at least I counted my kills correctly
Five that's a man 18. Let's go work. That's crazy
Excellent raid
We were four off from tying atoms in IPR we did we did a little 22 banger
Why did I repair that oh my gosh?
whatever I'm actually dude I think that I am actually like right dead right now
I'm dead inside
My brain actually feels like it's not functioning correctly.
Well, considering your sleep schedule before you got sick, and then the fact that you were just sick, that all adds up, actually.
11 hours of sleep makes you drop 11 IQ, dude.
I just feel like my brain is so foggy right now.
It's like, I don't know how to explain it.
Give me a second.
I have so much stuff to go through. I'm so sorry chat
TL thank you for the hundred biddies. Oh my gosh Lord with $50 super chat. Oh my gosh. Thank you so much
That's insane. Thank you. Thank you
Um, you've been gvena. Thank you for the raid our
Our Zepe with the Raid.
Hope you guys had good streams.
Thank you. Thank you for the Raids.
Wendom, thank you for the new sub.
Brain Dent with the new sub.
Big Yugi with the new sub.
Jordan with the new sub.
Lonesome with the eight months.
So this is where my seven Schmeckles lines.
Unique, thank you for the 100 Bitties.
Deadly with the new sub.
Unique with another hundred bitties craft you with a hundred bitties
Astrid, thank you for the five hundred bitties
You are a great cozy streamer. Thanks for being a great coach and duo. Thank you. I appreciate you
Rap, thank you for the two months
Anthem, thank you for the new sub. I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you
I killed you. I'm sorry gg's
Let me see if I can get some food. Maybe I need some food to wake me up.
Jojima, thank you for the 10 gifted subs. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate
you so much thank you guys is clokey crashing out what do you mean is
clokey crashing out what happened I need some food in my tummy hmm and there's
not really any place that is opened. There's iHob. I'm not eating iHob. What is this? Why
am I getting, why am I saying I can order from this place? And they are 1183 miles away.
There are like on the other side of the world.
I expressed shipping dude what is this?
Nationwide shipping.
What's it's just what is this? It's like
sauces or something. I don't know dude. What is that?
There's McDonald's.
Oh my gosh, I have like literally the worst places to eat.
I don't know what the heck that place is.
Oh, I'm so hungry. Oh my gosh. Another place needs to open because I am so fucking hungry
right now.
I hop is fire. No, it is not.
Uh uh uh uh uh.
Let me go look in my fridge real quick.
Quick and Waze, thank you for the $15 dollar don't know, hope you're feeling better, thank
you for always being a vibe, providing amazing content and for being funny, well thank you,
I appreciate you, thank you, thank you.
I am feeling better, I'm still really congested.
um palanis thank you so much for the new sub appreciate you shirtless stream
ended shirtless stream ended what are we talking about shirtless stream who the
fuck is shirtless
What was Cloxy doing?
Wait, why wasn't he playing?
If he was streaming, why wasn't he playing with Peanut today?
Peanut was with Hutch and Merckz.
I was an eye because I was dead fucking tired. I was I was just in I was asleep
Oh pop my shoulders
Okay
Give me a second. I'm so hungry. I need to like grab something to eat
Yeah, do you think she got chill? Um, we can load into a raid though
Yeah, I mean take time if you need a minute
Take a minute.
You sure?
Yeah.
OK.
Brush.
Thank you.
No worries.
OK, I'll be right back.
Ramen.
I don't think I have ramen.
Remember how I got that ramen the other day to save?
It never came with the order.
And so I'm kind of sad because I
would have had that to eat.
We're back.
I need to go to the store and get some more like chicken nuggets or chicken strips to
be able to cook in the air fryer.
Okay, I'm back.
I put some Rowley's French fries that you can buy from the store into the air fryer.
This is all I have right now.
right another one a little crunchy frass
I know a lot out over there it's okay I'm just leaving it
Luke, thank you for the gifted sub. I appreciate you.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Mmm.
How many tortilla chips are so good?
I'm getting a little selective here, can we leave it spawned?
I'm going to spawn some McCaw, Sandbox, oh no we didn't.
Prepare to be in jail.
people were definitely breaching up above already so
taxi is always shirtless though
losing money what do you mean
okay I'm just going to send the zip to three and pray that I don't die on the way up
I'm good at me.
I hear bombs going off.
This is half-pitched, by the way, so they're inside.
Oh.
Oh, are they wrapped?
One of the two.
Either or.
I don't know how to hit you, but you're sure?
The trailblazer behind you, care?
Oh, my gosh.
Nice.
People, snap hooking?
They're on me.
He's dropped back down.
He's a shoddy.
He's doing killer's arc.
He's on this- this arc is on him?
This friend's flying through the air.
This friend's on the snacking.
up the guy with the snap, it's not very good. Yeah, he's like me. Project came flying
through the air and then plopped all the way back down.
Oh, shit.
Yep.
He went to the bottom.
Yeah, broke the staff up.
He's he's on he's on first. There's another team across by the way like you went in on first. Yeah, he went in on first.
What about that? Stop it!
It's not here.
That's a T-fu in there, man.
That's flying through the air and shit.
I don't know what he's thinking.
He's thinking he's T-fu, I think.
They're pretty geared.
Yeah, they're about.
Pretty geared, man.
I mean that was literally a loot delivery system. I don't know what the fuck that counts.
For sure.
Did you get some goop or what?
Mm-hmm.
Zamara!
New here because of peanut.
Only because your jail bra.
I'll appreciate it.
Monta, thank you so much for the raid. Hope you had a good stream.
the food dude I didn't realize I didn't have any more chicken nuggets down and of course
this guy in the door. Do you need a blue choke for your shotgun by chance?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, I need a Toro.
Thank you.
I took my green shotgun. It's a meta shotgun now.
Nice.
Blue extended, blue choke.
Got the lightweight stock.
Shit's nice now.
Where are people southeast?
Don't worry.
You want to hide no nuggets?
Next people trying to come here in probably the next minute.
Here we're taken.
Gonna have the barricade set up over here, so probably not.
Who are you talking about with a big forehead?
Egg.
People fighting in the back hall to our southeast.
Wait, Cloaksy was sitting on top of his camera.
Where's that guy?
Wait a second.
think we're missing somebody homemade tortilla chips cuz this was dumb that was
dumber wait no that was dumb and this is dumber the fuck's that guy just spinning
on his camera dude how much did the guys drink holy shit
I'm making a joke, too.
Somebody just got an assembly.
Two people died in an assembly.
How are the French fries?
Not done yet.
I'm surprised more people didn't push this yet.
Eh, come on.
Eh, should have snag some barrels, I think.
Have you seen the door down here, by the way?
Hmm?
The door at the bottom?
Yes.
What happened to the door?
I don't know.
So there's a theory, a running theory currently, that the way they fixed the duplication bug
is they rolled back a bunch of the updates because apparently that door was broken before,
like way, way long ass time ago.
So they rolled back some of the map updates and then I think kept like the getting out
of the wall shit that they had and that was their fix for the duplication.
Dude he is streaming without a shirt.
He's definitely not closey.
Oh my god.
What the fuck am I seeing?
He's playing League of Legends.
Oh, I hear my french fries just went off.
Uh, I mean, listen, you go lock yourself in that room and become back and I'm deceased.
Things went bad.
No.
You come back and there's more bodies, things have been real good.
No, Cook is not a cheater.
What the hell?
Maybe we just get out and reset.
Good.
good my french fries and then I don't know what's going on this read shit I don't
know we packed out spider-man from Tmoo and I think that guy had a T-Foo skin
on so we'll call that guy he a T-Foo from
Is that a fucking batina?
I don't know it sounds weird
Sounds like a fucking batina. I kind of want to kill that guy. We can if you want
I don't know exactly where he's at
I had a better idea I'd say let's run him down but I feel like chasing ghosts to die to somebody sitting in the corner with a truente
Wait!
I think there's somebody camping back hall. I think that's why we're getting a reduced flow of people.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, people have been setting up over there a lot lately.
Hmm.
Bringing up Athena to still has crazy work. I don't really think it is though, because it's actually extremely good up close.
Like, you get melted if you're close to someone.
Everybody that...
Yeah, see? That is the back hall. Do you have a hatch key or no?
Yes I do.
Oh, jeez.
Um, if you set your Batina up properly and you do like a blue comp and uh, like a blue vertical with a padded stock,
oh that things look like a laser beam.
Yeah.
And it beats all the stuff in office.
Still kind of shit, but...
...useable.
Really, I thought Batina sucked for PewDiePie.
I close it fucking shreds people even kill them in like three shots
You do headshots it you'll know they're instant and dead. Yeah
You have to use it basically like a shotgun
You do need a lot of bullets yes, I do agree
Shit, I don't take anything less than 200 with it
Sergeant Soapy, thank you for the five months of Black Skull with the new sub.
Black Jaren, thank you for the two months and OMAD with the two months. Thank you. Thank you.
Wait, did Kloxy turn off his camera?
What happened?
Chow, what did you guys do?
He is like, he's just on like a different twitch channel that I've never seen him on.
He's playing League of Legends.
Okay, I'm going to go grab, repair my shield.
I guess I could.
I'm going to go grab my food.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to grab it.
Do you think?
Yeah, my friend tries.
Would you like a moment to consume some?
No, I'm chillin'.
Already up in about two and a half minutes, should give you time to at least eat three.
Three?
I think I'm a slow eater or something?
No, just a certified yapper.
So you eat one french fry, somebody will say something in chat, then you'll go on
like a least a minute long response to that.
You eat another french fry, then you read another comment, so yeah, I'm about that.
Give or take.
Mmmhmmm.
These are pretty good.
Yeah, I'll give you a minute to scoff a couple of times.
Let me app it with somebody anyways.
Wait, there's actually a little kind of fire.
Mmmhmmm.
Party in.
We're from Rallys.
rallies.
The sauce is from Freddy's. It's like their fry sauce.
A grilled cheese yummy.
Yummy!
Oops.
Chicken salt.
What is chicken salt?
It's like not folksy, definitely not folksy.
burger joint hmm I don't know like if I say in and out everyone's gonna be like
That's so overrated.
Like I like In-N-Out, I like Freddy's, Colvers.
Shake Shack, I'm not like a huge fan of Shake Shack actually.
Maybe I had a bad burger.
I don't know.
Five guys isn't bad, but like their burgers are so fucking greasy.
I feel like I'm going to shit out of my ass every time.
Like explode on my ass.
As opposed to where no, I meant like this won't be pretty.
Yeah, Culver is really good.
Mudbutt.
I'm eating french fries right now.
Dude.
Also?
Don't hate me chap, but we can go um
Poppies chicken sandwich is better than Chick-fil-A's chicken sandwich
It's just not though it definitely is.
That just means you haven't had a chicken sandwich from hot guys.
He said it's not.
I waffle fry.
Ready bro.
Gross squirrel.
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
JL with the five gifted subs and the two months resub.
Walk in gangster.
Johnny, thank you for the two months.
How do you fry sauce bangs yet does dano thank you for the two months appreciate you
Holy shredded
My god, they're chasing
Yeah, I can't. I bought this but the moment I also forgot to top up my one
herbal banded stash. Oh no. I have five. Thanks, Chef. All right, I'll have you know I have 16 more
Trigger Nates. This is your opportunity.
Nah. Nah.
Groove it. You might be able to get your hat on.
Nah. I bet you have a shotgun with a blue chip right out.
So what if he does?
Yeah. So what if I did it? I'm a furry actually.
Wait why did I walk into that am I really that stupid I think my brain's a little slow
Hello.
This friend locked him out.
Aha!
We've never taken places much more.
No fuck you.
You have any nades?
No.
I'm so bad with bringing nades yeah I'm a bother because I got him off the last
guy I'm reaching this door don't plush
I'm feeling like I'm waking up.
Yeah, the door's closed.
Uh, I think I ran through it back all the way.
I think they ran through back all the way to shut them open.
Yeah, come on.
Um, French fries I'm eating.
Hmm.
They're scowled.
Oh, they're out of heels.
They're wrapping around on us.
I think they're running that.
I don't think the one guy had any heels.
No, they're definitely wrapping around on us right now.
I don't have the turn tables be turning.
The honest I think they're just beelining for the hash because they killed people in there.
There's bodies.
Oh, you think so?
Yeah.
Oh wait, I just saw them.
I just saw them.
They're right to left behind the other tower.
Okay, here's Southeast.
Turn the door.
And a reload.
One dead.
You asshole!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, that's not the one.
Yeah, it is.
That's not the real one.
No, I'm using a voice changer.
I go around because everyone sucks my toes when I do.
What the fuck can this even say?
Sir, please, I have lost so many benefits tonight.
What did you say as we were coming in there?
You have six new trigger names.
You cannot lie that it's almost a dual activities concept.
SIT and PMA.
Well, guess what, buddy?
SIT and PMA.
All right.
Sweet, sweet revenge.
And her, kid.
I hear everything, but just in case.
No, I did hear them.
There is another team.
Wait, they were free kids.
They were free kids.
They killed people that didn't have kids.
I mean, that did have kids.
What am I saying?
They did.
Now, I thought for those guys, not all of the shit that guy was saying
was funny, they were funny, but that guy at the beginning,
that was some live shit.
And he's begging for his life.
That's crazy.
What's this, Ben, by the way?
Mm-mm.
Did you check if he killed that guy?
I'll get a level three off the discard.
I'll keep the level 4 with the blue extended mag and the horizontal grip, that's fine.
Those are the round heels.
Mm-hmm.
Well now look.
Only 11 minutes left.
I don't know.
Alright, I'll do the bachata while you eat fries and figure it out.
There's someone in med.
Want me to go say hi?
Mm-hmm.
Heard.
I think we go through my conveniently prepped door over yonder.
Come on, eat your servers, why would I be?
What?
I don't want no lags.
Helly.
I only like playing on my servers because then I don't have to deal with the lag of
like desync of shooting and stuff.
Animal fire.
Shit.
What are you doing?
Alright, somebody's judging me for salvaging the sterilized bandages, the blue bandages,
durable cloth why I don't know it's I in my opinion it's a better salvage than
whenever you take it back and you recycle it for an aseptic blue bandages
suck ass yeah they're shit so I I always recycle it for the durable cloth
because three and herbal bandages are the goats
dude I really thought they were blowing stuff up in mud
where the heck is everybody
I'm not sure. Probably sitting in the corner waiting for me to walk through this doorway
here with Trentes. True. We're okay. I mean we can turn into the other side of the map
Right quick.
Mm-hmm.
If you hope, what do you mean?
I'm on the edge of what?
Are you talking like that?
Hmm, one french fries, I mean.
Nothing even seemed like anyone's over here.
No.
No, it doesn't.
If we can, uh, we reset and accept, uh, Funda.
Oh, we can go get camp down here, actually.
Let's go see.
Yeah, hey, my favorite.
Now this is where the torrentae will come into play.
Maybe we should go to a different map.
I don't know, there's not very much going on here.
Which is weird.
Because most of the time my lobbies on this map are crazy.
Sorry.
I was gonna give it a warning.
Sorry.
I'm so sad. I was like actually, I was gonna hit him with like, yeah!
Yeah, it just ripped for me.
Sorry I ruined your dreams.
It's fine. I'll grab myself to sleep tonight.
It's not what you do every night?
Yeah, kind of.
I'm fine, man, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I feel fucking great actually.
Oh yeah.
Yes, and the fireballs.
Yes, and the fireballs and the fucking wasps.
Are we okay, Aubrey?
Fucking die!
Yeah, I'm great.
I'm great. How are you? I feel fine. Mm-hmm. I know warpogs. I just want a PvP.
This sauce it's from Freddy's. It's like their sauce, their fry sauce. Bird City. Is Bird
City a thing right now? I guess it's actually up.
Yeah, I know it's showing but honestly, without our raids have been going.
I don't think it's been mattering.
Oh, it just ended? Damn.
Third city!
Dude, I can't wait for the expedition where I get to, uh, I get to, like, fix my stuff
at 70%.
That's going to be so good.
My keyboard greasy. No, because these aren't greasy. They're just dry. They're from a bag
in the freezer that it's pretty much all good.
I just, hmm, Spaceport.
I mean, Spaceport has a matriarch on it if we really want to do something like that.
You just stay fucking spaceport.
Um, yeah, we could.
I mean, what is your intentions?
Are we going to like go and assist people and blowing it up?
Are we going to grief the people blowing it up?
Are we going to...
Grief the people?
What else would we be doing?
I want to kill people!
And game on.
Yes, Lee.
Um, yeah that one's getting out of context.
Um, there you go.
I've been doing a lot of, uh, a lot of griefing.
I had some, uh, Queens recently.
Hmm.
I've just been a lot of angry people with stupiders
and equalizers and hall crackers.
Queen Cors.
Yep.
A lot of griefing.
But I can't tell you my secrets otherwise they're going to slime me out, they're going to figure
me out.
Go in disguise.
I kind of don't want to drop the Toro if we're going to spaceport, so I think I'm going
to do that.
I'm bringing a Renegade and a Toro.
Renegade Toro combo.
I think I can get away with my then for and if I really want to be a piece of shit,
I mean, you do more space port than I do.
What are we going to be like?
Are we going to have more close range?
Like is there going to be some close range or is it all mid long?
So I think we be the douchebags that gets on top of that really tall tower.
But you have to like zipline to.
Like the Twin Dodo towers.
Oh
Like control tower a or whatever. Oh the the key room
Yeah, so I think we be the dick bags up there this time
Because I'm tired of that shit
So now I'm gonna do it
You know
Yeah, yeah, I mean that
It's generally how I operate. Something horrible just happened to me so now I have to do something horrible to the next
Raider that I see. Exactly!
Yeah
You got me. I guess I... you gotta put a kinetic on an Osprey.
I think it's compatible. Mmm. I don't think it works with Osprey.
No, it doesn't.
Mmm.
also bringing a snap hook okay so we're going spider-man got it 15 their
ability should be enough yeah okay um I started it up I'm gonna go grab a
drink really quick do you think do you think two game oh my gosh I'm so sorry
missed that holy shit thank you so much so much for the 25 gifted subs
where I missed other subs too dominator with the five gifted subs on kick
Demian or is it Damian thank you so much for the raid hope you had a good
stream
Um, Papito, thank you for the new sub, welcome, welcome, have solo with the four months, smoking
fools and smoking hot, oh my gosh, okay, popster, thank you for the two months, I appreciate
you.
Okay, I'll be right back, I'm going to take us to a kitchen too, I need a drink.
good I was freaking out for a second because I thought I lost my dog like maybe
he's outside he's not outside and then I'm like looking at the couch and the
pillow that's like there's like pillow on the couch like for your back and
everything he's like scooted the pillows where the I have my like blanket
he's like just tucked under there just sleeping I guess he is all right lead me
to the briefing spots well for one we are extremely late this is perfect
timing for everything
somebody's killed in thirteen minutes
this quickly without being griefed i would be genuinely surprised
i feel like the matriarch is like
tedious as shit and you forgot adrenaline didn't you?
I wasn't even running I was I was distracted
Well I distracted by the factory door. I know I'm not tidying us, okay
I hear it. Oh, I do hear it
Our question is are there people up on that tower?
I don't think that there is no pussy detected up there
hmm we get to be the pussies now oh right here right here right here
I've just got slimed out.
Go, go, go.
Over here.
I'm getting slimed out already.
Yeah, yeah. See this guy? Ready?
He's over here now?
Yep.
Got one a bullet on my left oh
He's dead. Yep, I think there's snipers up on top of Toto Tower
About this guy
He was crashed in a corner
You went right, let's see if I can ask.
Well, that's not good.
Yeah.
All right.
Hey.
So there are people up there.
Yep, little piercer.
And where the fuck did this little rack go?
I don't know.
This guy is fucking Houdini.
Mm-hmm.
What the fuck?
That ain't nothing.
Say again, why did we end up on this map?
I don't know.
Don't fly up right here behind us.
where just he spider-maned up onto the blue trapped in the
west corner I think we might need to back up the tower wait why are the
tower guys not shooting these guys fuck us Jinzy
how's that dude there's no shot that there's no one in there there's got to
be people in there oh I hear actually they're in there also why do the tower
Tower guys not miss.
Maybe this wasn't a good idea.
I think this was a horrible idea.
I'll take concrete hell any day over what we're talking about right now.
Running up on the northwest side of this right now.
them. But what I do have is a solution. Oh shit! Um, I'm dead. I see this. I'm getting
You getting thirsty or no?
By the fucking tower, bitches!
Oh god.
I don't mind that, gosh.
Come on in.
Water's fine.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Oh my god
Dude there's no way who what are we doing they just dropped down
Yeah, I think we on tower I'm on tower really
Yes.
Damn! Dude! What is happening?
That guy's dead.
Why am I stuck?
My friend's dead?
Is that your trigger knee down there?
No. Holy shit, that guy's not gonna die.
You know, that's not mine.
I don't know what the hell that guy was shooting at, but there might be one.
Oh my gosh, I cannot.
Wait, oh there's a crawler over here, Gigi!
There's a crawler right here!
It's not this!
Right here!
He's where my mark is.
On the right side, right there.
Did he crawl into some rubble? Was he up or was he crawling?
He was down right there, he's crawling.
That sounds good, thanks!
Dude.
I didn't think we're out of the woods yet.
Maybe.
We're investigating.
Oh, his penis is showing.
Oh my God.
Hey, I found the guys from the tower.
Wait, is that the guy from the tower?
Well, he's some asshole that was planning to do some truck shit because he had a...
He had an Osprey level 4, so.
Did we finish all the guys down here?
Oh yeah, I'm a professional dude finisher and I finished them all off.
What the hell was that?
I was just blowing up that thing.
There's a dude right there, a dude right here, and a dude over there.
And then there was that dude that was crawling around.
And then also the guy behind us too.
I want the one that I just went over and he said you can kill me and this side and the other.
Oh there's a dead guy right here.
Oh. Well fuck that guy.
Oh hell yeah!
Stop it! That's a nice guy!
Oh my gosh, alright this is, we gotta get out.
What'd you find?
Like just everything, that's what I found.
yeah oh my goodness I need to investigate this guy real quick no you
don't go away I already took everything cuz I have it okay this guy was
miserably poor I already looted that guy there's nothing on that guy you get
Nothing, there's nothing on that guy.
Hmm, hmm.
Oh.
There's nothing there, Gingys.
Wow.
Thank you so much!
Fuck, I picked the wrong one, then I checked.
Did I pick the wrong one?
Thank you so much, Alfred.
There's one herbal bandage for you.
Whoa, let's go!
finishes my step oh my god you left out the fact that this guy has 372 barricades
so uh you want to take a hatch out let's head home at the control
why you don't want to just like
call an extract no no no no no no no i i i'm i'm down bad um from yesterday so i actually
need this stuff somebody snitch what does she have what she get that she wants
that but hey I'm a little how are you over wait but I'm not I'm at 98 but it
says I should be overweight at 90 how many not overweight if you go to an
over when you get like that cucumber shit I think my skill oh oh yeah I keep
forgetting about that I have a perk where you can like be macho man
Yeah, it's in my park tree.
Yeah.
Oh, you scared the birds.
My mom just get my laps in.
We gotta go!
There's people!
Ahhhh!
Later, nerds!
Did you get out?
I saw them at the last second!
I'm not on me!
I need to take all the juice off of that one guy, but you try to get me killed.
Hi, it's the team leader tags.
I needed the juice.
My tax on Stella.
Oh, that was a very good raid.
Five vans, a rena, a max out renegade and a shoddy and six trigger nades.
Very good. Oh, yeah. Well, I got best gun in the game
Burletta 4 and Osprey 2 Renegade 4s and Osprey 4 a Burletta 3 a then 4
horizontal and
Blue extended an extra snap hook that is definitely not broken
And a Toro 4 that looks like it was put together in a Kmart and shipped off to think of literally like Ikea
But we'll take it. I can't lie, there for a little bit I was really regretting agreeing to go.
And then somehow we won that and we got gooped.
You carried me, so thank you for the free goop.
Yeah, I'll take three of the venitors that you got as tax.
No, I'm sorry. They're already dismantled.
I remember this.
Never let her forget.
I'm just asking for a friend are you planning on taking me back to that hellhole again or?
No, I don't think I want to go back there.
Yeah, me either.
That was, that was, uh...
We'll take our small victory.
You ever go back there again?
What?
What did you say?
I said we'll take our, we'll take our small victory and never go back there again.
Oh yeah, yeah, I agree.
I hate Spaceport.
It's always some dickhead,
900 meters away,
$40.00 enjoy with a renegade and it's like a renegade one but somehow they
shoot like it's like a I don't know got a mini gun mod on his renegade
we could do a little blue gate bunker each
I'm down for that yeah I'm down I can't say that's gonna go much better for
No, probably not and we have peanut to blame for that one in his crazy setups, I think.
I don't think a really nice Toro or a team.
Oh, chat, that felt good.
Okay, what did I miss?
with the new subs saucy with the new sub Yannick with the 42 months Peter was up
thank you for the five bitties it's gonna say put he's who do you thank you
so much for the five gifted subs and the additional three gifted subs the
lock with the 300 bitties you obviously finally listened and stops
stuffing your face full of donuts to no longer be overweight what the hell
You're taking a snapbook try to thank you for the new sub appreciate it. Yes, I am indeed
Hater thank you for the hundred bitties
When did you know you wanted to be a streamer slash content creator?
You know all of my life
I told my parents that I wanted to play video games for a living and my parents just like rolled their eyes
I'm like yeah, okay, sweetie like just laughing kind of at it because it's like back then it just wasn't like a thing
And so like, fine, I'll go into like,
like design games or something, you know?
So pretty much like my whole life, I just wanted to.
I sound awake respectively.
I am awake.
Dude, I slept 11 hours.
I was like fogged, like my brain was fogged.
I was like just down in the ditches for a second
because I was like hungry, I guess.
I ate and now I feel awake.
Yung, thank you for the new sob. Two games, thank you for the new sob.
Hater, thank you for the 100 biddies, respect. Hell yeah.
Jinji is a cool guy.
Shane, thank you so much for the 50 biddies. Appreciate ya.
I'm full power!
Okay, Cody.
Ah, yes.
The blue waffle gate.
Mmm, I don't really feel like I need to.
That hasn't really been any crazy action, so.
Choozie, thank you so much for the $3 Super Chat.
There's a new snapbook tech for descending, wait, actually?
Baldo, thank you for the two months, Risa, I appreciate it.
Sleep schedule is cooked.
Who, mine?
Gotta love the titty-bitties.
She looks pretty decent for that age. Oh my gosh.
You guys are trolls.
See the new Ark Scorpion. Wait, I'll bring it.
What are they talking about? Scorpion?
I don't know. I know we're supposed to get a new Ark type, but uh...
Scorpion first for sure
Dude, I don't think I like the name of that
Scorpion it looks like it said slithers. Oh fuck. No
All right, no
Dude, they're actually trying to make us like fight together instead of PVP
Yeah, I mean
Don't get me wrong, I think you have the same issue that Tarkov has if you have like a PvE mode, right?
You're gonna split the player base and really...
Yeah.
Kind of like kill off that, like the mixed mobbies.
But I think like an event, like you know, like a twice a day event, like the bunker or whatever for now.
It's a rumor leak, nothing's confirmed is what Chad's saying.
My Augments I got from actually Blue Gate down below in that breached area.
Oh, it's Datamind. Oh, God. So it's probably true.
I'm just gonna slither into your butthole.
Not if I slither into my own butthole first.
Well, I definitely was not expecting that.
Yeah, I was best come back ahead.
Also, I'm gonna fucking do it every day, chat.
I can't, I can't anymore, I fucking can't.
Oh my gosh, what am I reading?
I need you to lock in, I'm like, I'm fucking shit, I don't even know where the fuck I'm
at right now.
I don't know what's happening man.
What the hell have you taken me to?
What do you mean?
I'm gonna fucking glue him out right now.
Why?
Because I don't come ever...
Listen, if I go in the bunker...
Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, you got me confused now.
I went the wrong way.
Oh, my fault.
We're taking a percentage from the team leader tax for that one.
I said I'm gonna need a, uh, you're getting a less than percentage of your team leader
tax now.
What the heck?
Wrong turn, man.
Can't be havin' that.
There's people.
Why'd she say that?
Just a hunch, you know.
Oh my fucking goodness.
Maybe we don't go this way?
Why? That looks perfectly safe.
I don't think so. Yeah, that looks perfectly safe.
Yeah
The sound of men oh
Fuck you have more shields. Oh, just a good job
Oh, they come down zip zip
Oh my gosh, what is how many teams are down here hello, there's like four teams down here
there's a guy pushing you guys oh my gosh where did all you guys come from
Hey, what's up? That doesn't sound too good. It's okay.
Why was there four teams? Well actually us is five. That was crazy.
They don't care. They're just killing us.
Oh, someone else. Oh, whoa.
Wait. Oh. Um, he killed my teammate though.
Okay.
It's okay
You're good
dude there's so many people here what the hell
don't mind if I do
Oh no, I think there's...
What are you doing?
There's another team down here that we're trying to kill.
I'm with these guys. I don't know if they will kill you.
Dude, what?
I don't know how many Trigger Nades this guy has.
Wait, I thought you were going to be nice to me!
Hello?
I thought you're- what?
Okay.
I guess I shouldn't trust that guy.
Oh no!
Wait, Toasty knocked me out.
That's the guy that literally said he was going to be nice to me.
Yeah, that was the guy that was trying to send you a song.
Wait.
He's the same guy that killed you?
Yes, apparently.
Wait.
That's who I got down by.
Wait, that's the guys that I was, that he healed me and he teamed up with me?
Well, I think I got thirsted by a different I think I got thirsted by the G7T JTV guy
But toastie downed me at some point. Oh, I see. I don't really know the guy that downed me
I think I thought was the other guy's teammate, but I don't know if I'm clear
I'm not a fucking... He killed you guys. Oh, okay, so
So, no, no, no, it's all good.
I'm so confused.
No, I'm talking to the other guys that was with me.
So those were the guys that were trying to be friendly,
but they were actually just killing us.
I think whatever you said that I'm with these guys now.
one personal. He just wanted to sing you a song.
I don't know. Honestly, I don't really know what happened there. I'm kind of
confused. I'll tell you what happened. I said,
hey man, I'll help you. And I got face fucked by a
venator. Why yes, you did. And uh all I want, I just
wanted to help man. I just, you know, wanted to bring a benefit to the
big communion team that we were talking about there.
Well at least we got action though. True, true. I mean I'll forgive the guy that
murdered me in about three to five business days, months, years.
Somewhere in that bloodbath.
That was cold blooded. That was passion behind that murder.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe just get better all right. I don't know.
Maybe carry me harder.
Oh, you got it. Listen, we got you got to use your motion to carry me harder. That guy murdered me.
You gotta say, hey guys, it's Genji by the way.
But I'm a girl. I'm supposed to get carried.
Well, yeah, I can't do that from the ground though. So you got to give me back on my feet.
So you got to say, hey guys, it's Genji by the way, the guy that looks like a furry, that's my teammate.
So don't kill that guy.
But residence bow.
I'm poor. What do you mean you're poor? You literally have five mil shut up. I'm not poor. I'm not poor. I was about to say.
I'm just hiding my screen because that just felt like targeted for some reason.
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought very targeted in that situation.
So fucking.
Yeah, yeah, I thought very targeted in that situation.
Oh my gosh.
Poor, but still handsome who me or Albright.
Of course, I remember Miss 5000 wallets.
Wait, is it Ms. Watts 5000? I thought it was Ms. 5000 Watts.
Dude, I used to watch all her videos on YouTube.
Ginger, how do I compete the shared watch event fast? Wait, watch event. Oh, oh, I don't know. I think you just kill arc is all you do.
You just need to go in and kill arc.
can I can I carry you what like as in carry me how I pick me up or video games.
Oh, also on Monday, I get my hair dyed back to red.
I also might have to cut some of my hair.
I might have to cut it up to hear chat.
I'm going to have short hair and I'm going to feel weird.
Yeah, full red.
I'm naturally red.
But I'm going to get hair extensions too because I just don't like short hair on me.
Grow it, I am.
So for now I'm going to get hair extensions put in because I just really don't like short
hair on me.
So I'm just going to go back to my natural color and let it grow.
Stop bleaching it, you know?
Though, I don't, all of my hair stylist say that my hair grows pretty fast.
The water is so it grows.
Men wearing wigs.
I don't care, wear wigs if you want to.
Don't see any problem with it.
I've ever seen those guys that are kind of bald on the top but they shave it off and
put that headpiece on.
Nothing wrong with that.
I get that's what makes you feel more confident than do it, you know.
Yeah, bleaching dries your hair out.
I'll just go bald like real men.
Well you know, some people aren't confident to do that, so let's let people live how they
want to live.
Get wavy, Genji.
Dude, my hair is curly.
Hey gamer, I hear them shooting.
Mm-hmm.
You want to go back in from where we came last time?
Oh, they're right here, they're right here.
They're right here.
I see this.
Wait, it's the same guys.
They put up the things there.
I think they're all looting.
No, those have to be the same guys.
There's no way.
I think we go around.
I think they rez the knock I had.
There's still something in the zip.
Yeah, I hear that.
Yeah, push on in, buddy.
It's all safe.
Yeah, yeah.
Ready to get access?
Mm-hmm.
I'm up.
I did not expect that, by the way.
I did not know there were people below us, but you know what, it worked out.
I knew they were below us because they're the ones that pushed from Zip, but I thought
they pushed in and started fighting.
Yeah.
Stacked up on the door, ready to breach.
Now the issue is the guys in the setup spot, but I hear them looting.
We got traps put all over too.
Yeah, I kind of want to loot one of these guys to see if they have trailblazers, because I can solve that issue.
We could.
Yeah, this one guy died in that a great spot for sure.
Trailblaze? Um, he has a blaze naid.
Trailblaze is just like a story show for some reason.
I got a couple of teammates, this guy's under here, hope this guy's untouched.
Surely that means this guy's untouched too.
I hear them slithering around in there.
He's right here on me.
Oh shit.
I'm dead.
oh shit I'm dead
he's healing
did you finish his friend off
Yes, he's back inside T-90.
Alley.
I think we'll just try the other side to have it open.
You remember when you were good on that side?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm a jolt on my side.
Shoot it. I got it
Thank you
Yeah, oh
Yeah, kill. Oh wait. Oh, no, I got you. I got you
There's more people coming by the way.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There is another team coming for us though.
So we got to be prepared.
We were kind of sitting on people.
Now I execute him and get exact my revenge.
No, no, no, we're not doing that Albright.
G7's okay, he's okay.
I'll kill him this time.
What the hell's that?
It's definitely up top. Is it on the bridge?
Oh, they're right here. I think. I just heard them jump.
If I can't we go off.
There's a dead body here.
Little beanie cube.
What happened, didn't she?
Ah, wee.
One's down low. Mm-hmm.
Oh, it's a good perfect time for one of these.
Oh, never mind. Can't put it on that.
Oh, it is.
Ven is on 15, gonna swap it out for this other Ven on 26.
By the way that guy, fully goop still.
Mmmmm.
Oh my gosh, what is for-
What is wrong with my okay something was wrong with it I couldn't aim down my sight
No sound. Wait, what do you mean?
Okay, I'll have you mill that guy hurts
Dude, what is up with all this smoke right here?
Well, I have a great idea.
Little bit of good.
Oh my god, this was a lot of bit of good, actually.
Oh.
Oh my, oh my goodness.
Oh my gosh.
So they're pushing the other way.
Also oh that guy just died too.
They're going to push the other direction up top.
And there's someone that just died outside.
Did you see that guy that was unloaded by the way?
There was like four Vanatures, like...
I got goop sister.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Wait, what did they just breach right here?
I think they just broke the uh...
Okay this guy is weird.
I wasn't even peeking and he shot at me.
Oh yeah, I was gonna say I'm pretty sure they're cheating their dicks off.
You want me to do a stack, but I just wasn't gonna say it.
Wait, hold on. Let me use this guy's renegade. This thing's scooped.
You know, something weird with that guy.
Yeah, you do that. You do some off-time shots, mixed in with some different elevation of crouches.
I don't think we should take this I don't think we should leave that guy
interesting I didn't even peek and he pre-fired that
Push it!
Little bit of cupping.
Yeah, I'll get that.
We should probably make haste before they come and violate us.
Yeah, probably.
Why is there so many spots on this guy that is like broken?
That was a friend.
Oh, okay.
I
Marica
What what what am I doing? What why does my pickaxe come out? I didn't press a button
Dude did you see it like
Why does my I
Don't understand why my pickaxe keeps coming out when I'm literally in the middle of shooting people
I'm not even touching my scroll wheels.
It's happened twice now today where my scroll wheel comes out when I'm literally shooting
someone.
I haven't touched my scroll- my- I mean my scroll- what did I say?
My scroll wheel comes out?
I haven't touched my scroll wheel.
I haven't touched my key to press that.
It just doesn't, I don't know.
There's not a blue shield on this guy.
No, it's a blue shield, but it's broken.
Oh, shit. Let's die off.
Let's go in the outer shield. Fuck!
He using that.
We should definitely get out though.
Maybe go loot the other guys.
You wanna go loot the other people?
What other guys?
over here. Yeah but they might have a blue shield for you. Oh right right right right.
Yeah! Oh my gosh that's that's the guy.
Nice. Make a job one. That's them by the way.
Oh my, dude, that guy does not miss a shot.
I'm dead, son.
Bestie getting to shield.
Seven, you get one.
I think we should just get out leave them in there. Oh my fucking Jesus. I'm not
looting this I'm just getting out
Oh, got the random guy on fire, I'm sorry, he's having a...
Oh, perfect, using that one Shubreturge would make me somewhat overweight.
That guy is just not real.
Hell no.
I got 200k in this bag. I'm out of here.
Pretty sure that guy is cheating.
I'm just going to get the heck out of here.
What a guy.
Yeah, I just feel like we shouldn't like there's just no way we're fighting that guy.
Oh, literally all the comments on his page are cheating.
No, not at all.
What did you get a lot of haul there or what?
Oh yeah, no, I'm good.
I got nuked.
200k worth.
I got 20 extra herbal bandages.
Let's go.
I got redigate four, burletta four, tempest four, stature four, and five vent fours.
I got five extra herbals because I used literally 15 right there.
Dude
Maxed out tempus a toro another toro another toro and a ven and a renegade. That's what I got. Oh
No, I got ten extra herbals. Okay, never mind. Yeah, I forgot. I also had a different
So I had to run to the force.
Alright, that made up for like my entire day, so it's better.
That was a good raid.
Oh, too shabby.
What was his name?
What's his name?
This guy.
Wait, Willers is on Arc? Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Oh, wait. No, it's too early. There's no way he's on. If he gets on today, he can play with us.
I was going to say, I do not see him online.
No, I don't.
Where am I from? I live in Texas. I've always been a night owl, though.
Okay, I need a shield.
And some more bandies.
I should probably craft them, but I'm lazy.
And I need a shield.
do you think will's do an expedition or no for arc no cuz he just started so I was gonna
say I have an extra couple blueprints that like I was like just gonna give away to people
or whatever I mean we could try to do it but like he would have to literally play every
single day with us yeah I mean I'm gonna say we like zero to heroed my buddy in
one day everything except for the money for expedition so hmm and I can't lie
let's see what all did I miss he's not afraid to do some like hashes and shit
like that I'm pretty sure between fate and I we probably have two million and
guns that he could sell to feel and what hater what are you saying thank
for the 100 bitties and the 10 bitties and another 10 bitties.
Don't do hair extensions.
You look great.
I know, but I'm going to be cutting my hair short.
And hey, I wasn't eating while you report me.
Well, you should see our side of it.
Sorry.
And your profile also has comments on it that you're cheating.
I've been watching you since Tarkov. I know because I play a lot. I know people that play a lot and don't even hit the shots that you were hitting though. That's that's why I just sorry.
Well, you know what? You say you're not cheating, so you won't get banned, right?
Blah, thank you so much for the $5 don't know.
Girl, it's 4 a.m. and you started two hours ago. What are you doing? I slept 11 hours though. I'm fine.
Miss, thank you for the five months. Get the W. We did get a W there.
even the long shot. Dude, thanks for the ego boost. Yeah, that's all it is, right? When
I went all the way around to the other side, I didn't even peek and you prefired me.
That was weird to me.
Wasn't a prefire you ran from the fight so we pushed in further?
Wait, what?
What do you mean you ran in further? You're still back where you were though.
You weren't even pushed up at all.
We fought on bridge, yeah, but I went to the other side of the bridge and you prefired me right there.
That's what I'm talking about. That's why we thought you were cheating.
Okay. I don't know if you're still here, Austin, but thank you for the nine months.
Good night. Bye. Okay. Matt, thank you for the new sub.
Hater, thank you for the 10 biddies.
I already said thank you for that.
Mad doc, thank you for the two months.
I saw a shoulder. That's all probably.
Oh, okay.
I guess that's why I'm sorry that I thought you're cheating.
You literally didn't ever miss a shot on us.
It was insane.
You're really good with that gun.
It's been a great two months of
f-ing penis mom and love watching the rips.
Well, thank you. I appreciate it.
Excel, thank you so much for the new sub.
Me and thank you for the new sub.
Jingles with the new sub.
classy with the 50 bitties. Shana with the new sub.
Vanessa, thank you for the six bitties. Big daddy fade with the five gifted subs and play them with the five months. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it.
He's not butthurt. Stop chat. Leave him alone.
He just said it boosted his ego, so he's chilling.
Let's just chill chat. Stop.
I just, let's just get over it. I don't, I don't want to keep talking about it.
Okay, let's see.
I'll pick this one.
This is a two packer.
It's a two packer.
You guys chill the fuck out, man.
I told you guys to stop leaving them alone, ripping time.
We're just doing two packs of the two-pack blister Oh
Pikachu EX okay got a little hit
Pikachu
Oh, another EX. What is that one?
Righta Dawn.
Okay, not bad. We got a little two, two hits out of two packs is actually pretty good for ascended.
Need that for my master set.
Chat, I don't know who all likes one piece, but I got a booster box yesterday for retail.
at um a card shop and I pulled this bad bitch
Like a $2,000 card by the way
I got the I guess I got the case hit you could say I
Got lucky because my box was the last one in that case and I was like that
I was like since my box is the last one in this that means it's lucky, right?
I think I was like, yeah, it is and I opened it and I am
Okay
Where are we lose something up over here?
Right in front of you see oh, yeah, I do
from shield that go right wait what how did i not kill him what do you think he's up there's
He's on me like right here. He's finishing me. I'm dead
Don't care
all right great man
I'll try to get your shit in a sec I'm so how did I not kill him he like healed up
or something because he was so hurt and I hid him so it had to stop his healing
up like his shield and stuff one would hope
you miss no I definitely hit him I hit him with a shotgun 100% dead I thought
that I saw red but
if you're those guys where you're rotating to probably up top
Just grab my shit and leave.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna try to do.
You definitely missed. Okay.
I heard my shot hit, but okay.
Oh, you got that pushing.
Oh, I got him both with one blast.
bless
Jesus
Off to see the wizard
Did you happen to get my herbals?
Yeah, I believe so. Five of them.
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Oh! Now we survive or not is the real thing, because I definitely did not bring a hatch key.
Oh.
So...
Yeah, half the battle's lost.
Why you never bring a hatch key?
Uh, because I always put them in, then I die, and then I forget that they exist, and yeah.
Oh.
It's fine. Listen, I'm good for two.
sure for sure for sure I got your Toro yeah we're good for two unless they
shoot me first but I'm dead
huh
I like that actually
nice try nice try nice try you have some really good plays there
Yeah, this guy's a fucking game band on record. That was recently too. Yeah, of course. See, I don't
lose unless they're cheating. All right. Okay, let's see. Yeah, that's right.
What's the, what's the timing on that one? I don't lose. No trios today.
I don't think there's anyone on to Trio.
I don't like Duos though.
It helps me not get stream sniped as much, you know?
Those are Tins that we already opened.
there's the ETBs right there. It's the new set.
We already have one of those.
What am I doing?
One pound of beef.
Dude, I was so hungry that I was literally looking at my fridge of what I could eat.
all I see is the dog food. Why would I eat that right now? And it's like real human food. It's
not like actual dog food because it's like I feed my dog like fresh like actual like fresh food.
And it was just like beef and like, you know, veggies and egg and everything. And I'm like,
I could totally eat that right now.
Those dogs eat better than me, dude. I'm a sucker for my dog, you know.
other food I didn't order any food I didn't I didn't I just made some french fries for me
why would I order other food that's litter dude it's literally food that we eat I could totally
eat it if I wanted to. I live in a house. You don't respond to chat. Yeah, I'm done.
What are you talking? You do realize I have three chats going on at once. And I'm reading
chat. I literally just answered someone's question. It's not like I can just read every
single thing. It goes too fast. I love you, Genji. Bro, are you trolling me right now?
crash out on a $750 peanut hit? Wait, what does that mean? Oh, I'm having a hard time
reading this. Happy birthday, Barbas. Appreciate you. Oh my gosh, I didn't know where that,
where did that go? Oh, I can read it right here. No, I can't read it. It just went.
Oh my gosh.
Atchri V. Sano, thank you for the new sub,
Shepard with the new sub,
MD Easy with the new sub.
Weasel, thank you for the $10 super chat.
Thanks for the awesome stream, Genji.
Be, keep being you.
Thank you, thank you.
Bag of milk.
Oh my gosh, what does that even convert to?
What the hell?
$70, what the heck?
That's insane, all held Queen Genji much beauty.
Well, thank you, I appreciate you.
I'm wander, thank you for the new member.
Jakey Burger, hope your day is going well Genji
and may you get amazing goop.
I'm still shocked about your
about wait your bat life able to stay up without cat oh about my life yeah I
don't drink caffeine I'm not supposed to dark horizon thank you for the 17 months
reset let's go let's freaking go you didn't read my message out of 45 key
people okay you have to understand though so I have a little bit over 4500
switch. Then I have over 3,000 people on YouTube and then I have 125 on kick. All three of those chats are combined into one chat right here that I'm reading. You guys think that I can read every single
Have I just refastered? Fuck off, Catho. Fuck off.
Man, I should really get some new mods, huh?
Open six packs of Ascended Heroes and only pull...
Wait, did I pull anything good? I've pulled like 11 SIRs, actually.
I've been chilling with it.
You have mods. Honestly, I don't even, I don't really feel like I have enough mods because
sometimes it feels like I have no mods in chat to like ban the stupid people. So I feel
like maybe I just need more mods, but I'm like nervous to get more mods because of my like
the past of having mods, it's just like they become really parasocial and I just don't want to have to deal with that shit, you know?
And that's why I haven't gotten any new mods, because I don't want to deal with weird people.
No, mods do not get paid, they're just here whenever they want to be here.
I can't pay every single one of my mods, like that was, I just, I'll just go broke in the
negatives if I did that.
Only mod that technically gets paid is Catho, because he does work for me.
But he's my head mod.
Dude, I've had some crazy mods in the past, like one of my mods, he was pretty
chill so we'd like play Minecraft together. I didn't know apparently he liked me right
and he was one of my head mods and he was great he would do like my youtube uh shorts and stuff
and then out of nowhere whenever I'm like gaming off stream or something with other people
he'd be messaging me and he's like what you just don't want to play with me anymore like what did
I do to you why aren't you playing with me like because I'm playing with some other friends he
would like get mad that I wasn't gaming with only him I'm like dude what and so I don't know it
just kept going on and on like he would like just for some reason know who's
discord I was in and he would just get more and more mad that I wasn't only
playing with him and like taking time out of my day to game with him and I was
like dude we're not in a relationship this is really weird like can you fuck
off so I just banned him from everything and then another mod
apparently was um well he was one of my editors for my YouTube stuff that I had
hired and then he became one of my mods because you know he was my editor and
then after like him being an editor for me for like a year and a half or two I
get this long ass message like I know you're not in a relationship I know you
don't want to be right now but I'm willing to wait for you and I'm
thinking. What the fuck just happened? This is why I'm so paranoid to make new mods chat.
I still understand it.
it. I just don't understand. There was another crazy mod, too. The first mod, actually there
was two other ones, but there was one that was so crazy that he actually hacked my PC's.
He hacked my phone, and then he convinced my sister to date him, and he hacked her
phone and could see all of our messages. He was fucking weird. And then he pretended to
be like this other, like these other people that were like threatening my life and all
of my personal information. And then he pretended like he gave like half a Bitcoin to them
to make them fuck off and stuff. It was like so fucking, it was like actually messed
up and apparently he actually like used to work for twitch as well you guys think
that I don't deal with shit like being a streamer on twitch I gotta deal with
some crazy shit. As a federal crime, I know, I, trust me, I had a lot of, I had to go through
a lot of shit with everything. It was just insane. Oh, also chat, I got called to jury
duty or something in a different state. I don't even live in. How am I supposed to go to
Dury duty in another state
That's not supposed to happen yeah, that's what I thought
Sounds like it's not though. It's actually not
I defraud for sure
You don't do it might be a scam. No, it's definitely not a scam like it's because they have like one of my old addresses on it
My gosh
So I don't know how I'm supposed to go around that like how am I so it says that I'm not supposed to like
I'm just supposed to do it that there's nothing on it that says to like get out of it
You don't legally have to go? I thought you did.
I thought if you don't, you can get, like, if you don't go, you're not in trouble.
Wait, what?
You have to go online and do it?
It is a notarized letter from the jury. Yeah, like it it's all official
Yeah, I can do that
Well, there's people inside I
Don't have a good feeling about this
Oh, what I wanted to do.
Oh.
Are they in here?
Yeah, right below me.
That's nice.
Yeah, you got it.
What are we doing?
That is.
That is Pete, right there.
You think they're mad?
I think there's people outside.
I think they think they're trying to shoot us, currently.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I think they were trying to shoot me through the little...
Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure.
I'm sure there's people outside.
I just don't think they're right outside.
OK.
Oh my fucking god.
What?
I'm scared of the shit out of me.
Hey, reach down and lift me up.
Tell them you think everyone is guilty, boom, you get out of jury duty?
It's literally that simple, what are you talking about?
Dude, I could not do jury duty.
Because what if I, like if I would have ever made the wrong vote,
I would feel so fucking bad like there's people that literally go to prison for life
And they're not even the person that did like the thing like I
Would feel so bad I
Would not be able to live with my life
That's the fun part though
Dude do I have to go all dressed up and shit like can I just go in like a hoodie and sweats?
Seriously, you hate men and women, they will drop you.
I hate men and women, what are we talking about?
Where did this come from?
Business casual?
Fuck that, ain't nobody can ask me to dress the fuck up.
I am not doing that, I don't even own those types of clothes.
I'm a fucking streamer.
I wear literally hoodies and t-shirts and sweatpants.
But anyways, I'm not doing it
because it's in a completely different state
on the other side of the world and I,
unless they're paying for all of my shit,
then I'm not doing it.
And if they're paying for basically
what I would be losing for my job.
Wait, can you get out of jury duty if you say you're Amish?
I got a jury duty thing that they sent it to me
and it's in a different state, literally on the opposite side of me.
Is that not weird?
It is kind of weird. See I will forever never have to deal with any of that because I'll literally walk in and go
Yeah, I'm former law enforcement and immediately get dismissed from it. We was?
Yep, because
They don't want like
Generally speaking
Whenever they're going through like jury selection process if you have any type of profession like that you're like automatically just like
like nah we're good and you get a move from the defense side on the thing it said don't
worry for every day you go there you'll make $30 I'm thinking $30 like what yeah man I'll
take 30 bucks you got 30 bucks I'll take 30 bucks like I'm gonna be sitting there for
for how long like you're not even gonna pay minimum wage?
$30 a day is kind of criminal.
It's not, no, it's not worth it.
That's pretty good, $30 every day to be there
and sit through a whole like, I don't know.
By the time you travel there, travel home,
you figure like maybe stop for lunch.
That's the 30 bucks.
You get a free hotel room. I don't think that they're going to pay for a hotel room or anything or not even plane ticket
It literally says the only thing that they cover period is they give you $30 a day for being there
I think that does depend on
Grand jury, it's $90 a day
Whoa, give me on that one
You can just say no, it's not binding or mandatory. Apparently it is. My brother said something about how I have to get a notarized letter to send to them so I can get out of it.
You do have to respond and in some cases you do have to go to the selection process and they'll ask you questions.
But like if you want out of it, just figure out what like generally speaking figure out like an idea of what the case might be about.
And then just basically say like everything that you think would like send that person to jail and you'll get dismissed from the like.
Couldn't I just say that I'm a I literally play video games for a living and I don't pay attention to any of the real real world shit that goes on every day.
Because then you want to know what's gonna happen the defense is selecting your ass at that point
But if you don't want to do it you just literally cuz they want that what if they know who I am and that's why they selected me
Hey
autograph actually yeah I can't even tell you what's been going on with her
government right now that's how bad it is I live on her fucking rock and video
games
I mean you could literally just do like oh god you can literally just go in and
I've never been arrested. I've never even have the speeding ticket
He says tell him you're a peanut racist
I just tell them that I literally play with a peanut every day, so I I don't know real-world shit
But, nah, cause then you didn't select it.
I don't know how to tell you.
Cat is going off no way.
Gingy is viewbotting.
Wait, does someone say I was viewbotting?
I donated the money to charity.
Wait, what?
Cody, what are you talking about?
If you don't respond to it, you will be in trouble.
That is 100%.
That's what Chat was saying, is to not even respond.
Like, don't even go and that you'll be fine.
Like, I was like, there's no way.
Tell them you collect points.
collect Pokemon bro I wouldn't do that either because they're gonna be like this
person's clue this and has no idea what's going on in the world selected
can I what if I told them that I fucked their mom's pussy you think I'll get
out of it then probably get a fine
but now like for real thinking like the most like outrageous shit like
Honestly, you could just be like I'm one of the biggest backers of law enforcement
I think cops are always right and never make mistakes and just say some delusional shit like that and
Yeah, it'd be fun. Can I tell them that my family is in the FBI?
Would that work? Probably not.
That one's got a strange one.
well because you said law enforcement I mean they're kind of I mean you can try
it but you just like say something outlandish that like you believe cops
never ever ever make mistakes and if they got arrested that guy's guilty yep
that at that point the defense would like say you have cancer bro what is
Yeah, that one I get help either that one ain't gonna help either wait if you don't respond you could get up to
5k fine and 90 days in jail
Wait, is it a completely different state or is it a different county?
Completely different state. Oh
Then you don't even live in the state so
No, so okay, so it's in Maryland, but I don't live there anymore
Are you like a registered voter?
Did you register in Maryland?
I'm not a registered voter.
Like, did you register to vote in Maryland?
Can we not talk about this so that doesn't make a big deal
about it?
Yeah, fair.
But yeah, like a lot of the times,
if you're in a different state, you can just kind of be
like, yo, I'm not there.
but you do have to respond to it.
Otherwise, you get in trouble.
Um, mm-hmm.
Dude.
Actually, good points got brought up, by the way.
The last time I registered to vote, I was in Oklahoma.
Do you have a driver's license from a different state?
Yes.
Or is it still, then you should be fine to like, basically be like Yaddle in there.
But you do have to respond otherwise you will get like jammed up, generally speaking.
Government wants their money and they're going to get it one way or another.
I've just been really busy every single time or in a different state every time there's
an election.
Okay.
Leave me alone.
That's all cap if you live in another state you can't do nothing to you.
So what do you mean change my residency?
What is this residency change?
What about it?
Someone asked me how they changed my residency.
What does that even mean?
I'd move to another state.
Typically like in the eyes of law enforcement what I was always taught and this could
have changed so don't quote me on it.
If you're getting mailed to the residence like that's that's your like
permanency like that's your residence even if you don't like have a name on
Something like the like I don't know fucking lenders agreement for the mortgage or whatever
If you get mailed there and you have like history dating back the two weeks in the eyes of law enforcement at least
Whatever I was in. Oh, it's the address of my driver's license
Yeah, I haven't changed my driver's license
license ten years but you have one for your current state yes no my address of
my driver's license is five addresses old
Is it my chance in the state of Maryland?
Yes.
Wait, where's my purse?
Yeah, you should probably consider like, I don't know, maybe going to a fucking DMV and
getting that updated.
Oh, your ass is flying back to fucking Maryland.
Dude, chat is fucking roasting me right now.
Hold on, wait, I wanna see, I actually should check and see if it's, where is
my purse hold on wait one second one second okay check listen now that she
stepped away correct me if I'm wrong but I asked if she had one for a current
state and she said yes no am I wrong let's see
I have not changed my driver's license in seven years.
It actually expired really soon.
Holy shit, because they had a look at it.
I have not lived at this address since I was in high school, by the way.
So, you know, you should probably, right, Jimmy, hear me out.
Whenever you like, get off stream today or whenever you wake up tomorrow,
just walk in here with your local DMV and submit a change of address.
I don't know.
That's odd.
But yeah, you should be able to tell me.
You even have a real ID?
I do.
wait what if I have I have my uh my passport is my new updated address I
mean if you called the whatever you know county like clerk officer like the
courthouse or whatever for where they're trying to get you to come in for
jury duty and you're just like yo so like this is the sitch and I don't live
there anymore you'll probably be all right I'll probably just dismiss
Why is someone saying, get a real ID, you're a US citizen?
What real ID?
It's a driver's license.
It's real.
So your passport is real, but your driver's license is fake.
Do you at least have a change of address card?
What is the change of address card?
So instead of like getting a whole new printed ID,
you get a shitty little piece of paper in the mail
with your new updated address on it.
Have you ever at least done that?
No, because I didn't know that was a thing.
So hypothetically, right, if you get pulled over tomorrow on your way to get Pokemon cards,
and then they say, hey, is this your current address on your driver's license?
And you go, no, then you're getting cited times, too.
What do you mean I'm getting cited?
Just a hypothetical, just heads up.
So you better hope they're a Genji fan and you can use that motion IRL, too.
Wait, that's a real thing?
Yes, it's a real thing.
Guys, I don't know how to live in my life, I can't.
You are so unlocked right now.
Of course, chat.
I was homeschooled, okay?
It's a legal requirement to change your address.
when you move state if you don't do wait if you don't it can become illegal
depending on where you move yeah yeah you have to update your address wait so I'm
living here illegally not technically but if you are like if you get pulled over
you are technically committing an infraction whatever it comes to like your
updated information. Why am I going to get pulled over? I've never even had a
speeding ticket. I'm just hypothetical if you didn't. I don't even normally drive.
Turn yourself in. Didn't he's going to get deported to Maryland? Oh my god.
Yeah I would I would recommend you know getting that like just sorted so that
way you know you're good on that front. Oh my god she's a child guys. I don't know my mom my mom
and my dad don't tell me how to do things they normally just do everything for me.
Bro somebody in your chat and all caps chat we're on the run that one's fun.
We're on the run!
Oh my f**k!
Great way to adult, Gindy, guys!
Please, Officer here? Oh, sh**, no!
Officer, please tell me you did not hear any of this.
Yeah, actually, as a former law enforcement officer myself,
you don't have to place you under citizens arrest, as I'm not a cop anymore,
and we're taking the in. We got your ass.
I can teach you how to adult. Cody, I don't think any of this adult stuff is going to stick in my head.
Simply go and go in one ear and out the other. Why do you think my parents do like literally everything for me?
I don't like I feel bad for whoever I marry one day because they're literally just going to have to do everything
for me. They're literally I'm gonna have to they're gonna have to baby me
Because I don't know how to do anything
JINGE!
JINGE, you just hypothetical-
This is why I play video games for a living!
Hypothetically, JINGE.
When was the last time that you've updated the registration to your vehicle?
What are you talking about?
Very sick, no way.
Why?
AAAAAAAA!
I don't know how to ask my mom, maybe she didn't.
You might need to get mom on the phone.
I'm helpless.
Dude, if I didn't have my parents, I'd probably be homeless because I don't know how to do
anything.
This is what happens when you homeschool your kids to chat, don't homeschool your
kids.
Is your car at least expected?
I I don't know I'm guessing so my parents probably did it
Someone says get a man
I'm actually not rage-baiting though how do you do wait how do your taxes I use
turbo tax why are you laughing at me turbo tax is pretty good they do
everything for you not turbo tax the TV told me that turbo tax is good and
Nothing knew how to do everything.
He's laughing at me!
Oh, fuck.
They screw you over?
She's trolling? I'm not trolling!
Chat! Dude, am I really this stupid?
Nah, chat, we're fucking chocked.
How are you a professional? Actually, I am for this year's taxes.
I think my taxes are getting too confusing for people, so I actually have to hire someone.
We should probably get out. Why don't we just sit in here and talk?
Let's go to the hatch.
I'm surprised no one else ever pushed us.
Never used TurboTax? Is it really that bad?
I've been using TurboTax
How old am I?
So I'll put this in the stronger words for you, right?
You know how slobs is user-friendly and easy to use but it's overall
Shit compared to its competitors same concept. Oh
Same thing with TurboTax
Yeah, basically, TurboTax is like the slobs of the factory. Wait, why?
I'm 45 I'm not 45 doesn't know her age I know my age chats oh my gosh I'm getting
roasted by my chat oh my gosh um run train thank you for the $10 super chat have you
heard the pokey fun anime in French yes I'm not going to play it I know what you're
trying to do to me. We're not doing that. Someone showed me and I played it on stream
and I regretted it. Actually, it was my mod. Cato. Fuck you. CB asked Rips, thank you for
the three months. Brother with the two months. Burdino, thank you for the new sub. Danger
milk with the three months. Two tired with the three months. Love you, Genji. Hope you
feel better. Thank you. Thank you. Wonders. Thank you for the $2 Super Chat 101
Genji growing up today. Lesson. Genji is baby. Today's lesson is Genji is baby.
What the heck? Bag of milk. Thank you for the $10 petition for Genji to get a man.
I take care of myself pretty well and my Pokemon cards. Oh, I got to show you
guys a plushie I just got yesterday it's so cute um yeah thank you for the
time I mean for the five get the subs Mopala thank you for the new sub
appreciate you thank you thank you I gotta show you guys it's so cute hold
on hold on
look
It's a banana. Isn't it so cute? And it has little, it's like a, these are little heart like,
it like has this peel and everything. I got it from the section of, well these were on sale
because it was for Valentine's Day I think. But I thought it was so cute and I had to have it.
Humpty Dumpty is not. It's a banana. Oh, no, no. Even mods roasting her? Oh my god.
If you have health insurance in a different state you're living in, Texas, you're committing
fraud as we speak well good thing I don't have health insurance because I don't
even remember last time I had health insurance I don't think I ever have and
no actually I had I had it when I had my first job that was it good thing 5k
People are watching
Fucking about oh my gosh
Ruth thank you so much for the five gifted subs I appreciate it I
Told my nurse all this and she is laughing so fucking hard bro. There's no way you're literally telling your nurse
bro
Dude am I cooked am I cooked in life?
Yeah, you're fucking chocolate and I can't lie
You are actually beyond job I have so many more questions, but
Hypothetically right if one were to have let's say something like
medical insurance. I don't have medical insurance. I haven't had that since my first job when I was 19.
Okay, good. Health insurance is too expensive.
Last time I looked at health insurance for me for one month, it was going to be $2,700 and I
And I was like, I don't even make that in a month.
Yeah, if I thought about that.
What was I gonna say?
Oh, it was like hypothetically, right?
If you did have like, let's say health insurance
and it was like your address and everything was in Maryland
and you were no longer in Maryland, that would not be good.
Just wanted to check hypothetically
and allegedly of course.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you're fucking chock girl. I'll tell you.
Good.
I need to hire somebody.
That's why I have Margaret. She does everything for me.
Well, I need to let her know there's a few things that you forgot to inform her to help you to do everything for you.
Well, actually, you know, it's funny as she's she the other day, she was like,
Joe needs to go get his Texas license.
You want to go get your Texas license?
I was like, OK.
And what did you not do?
Not get my license yet.
Somebody call mom.
Somebody get Genji's fucking mom on the line right now.
This is a state of emergency.
I mean, you can pretty much like you can just log into like your local DMV and like process
all the paperwork and stuff, or you can just drive down there and sit in the line with
a bunch of old people and talk to some cranky old lady behind the desk.
I'd rather just go there.
Yeah.
Either way.
But I would probably do that.
I do drive.
What the hell?
I'm a very safe driver and I've never even had a ticket knock on the lid.
What the fuck does Texas not have Medicare for it?
Okay, what is Medicare and what is.
It's like state funded medical insurance.
Bro, I can't qualify for that stuff.
What are you laughing at?
Somebody in my chat goes,
Never had a ticket because they keep sending the tickets to the address on a driver's license from seven fucking years ago.
Oh my gosh, dude.
I fucking hate it here.
I can't.
But it's so rich!
I can't!
I'm sure you guys need some sparranza.
Fuck it.
What?
I said get an address update for sparranza.
You live on the Rust Belt now.
Wait, did you see what I picked?
Yeah, I did.
Oh my fuck.
Thank you for the 1000 bitties.
Did you hit up someone you trust and talk about this tomorrow with them?
Oh my gosh.
Why do I feel like I'm getting judged?
Freezy, thank you for the new sub.
Ryan with the gifted sub.
girl with the new sob but freezy with the 20 gifted subs and Dan with the new
sob appreciate you you actually wanted in a different state and don't even know
it cuz the lack of address change what do you mean wanted in another state
Mix your shit, Orman.
I'm fine.
Let's open Pokemon pack.
Here we go!
Mew.
Oh, we got a belly bolt, EX.
Priorities, exactly.
Priorities one more pack check your little active the D feed wait, what do you mean?
Freezy thank you so much for another 20 get to sounds I appreciate you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
What activity feed.
Oh
Of course she responds that activity feed what do you mean it just came in it literally just happened
Be hag thank you for the five gifted subs I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you. That's right
No, I'm not 40.
Cass is trolling.
Oh, shit!
They just...
No, no, no, that's down below the...
No, don't shoot it.
They aggroed it to them.
Oh, wait, you're...
Oh.
Yeah, he's right there.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I think I got screaming your name but I'm not sure he was screaming my name yeah
I think so. You want to send this guy with me? Sure. Oh, I'm not even healed up. Oh, you see him.
He might be up. Actually, he shot a bunch of pups and shit. He's probably barcaps.
Oh my god, that just face fucked me.
Nice shots.
Thanks bro.
Pretty good.
Hey, what is this?
Search for VHS tapes.
Yeah, it's part of the new quest line.
Oh, I'll put that in my butt.
GHS tapes.
Yeah, it's part of the new quest line.
Oh, I'll put that in my butt.
Ooh, HG Pulse.
Ligonades.
We had like a whole random thought process, by the way.
Like hypothetically imagine it took the TOJ until now to like
Figure out where the fuck you were and that court case has already like been done. That's
No, it actually says like when I have to reply by
And it's you know this year
Oh
This I'm pretty sure there's people this way. Oh
God shut that door
I never trust people without weapons.
Oh, right here.
I still don't trust you.
Nice, Satan.
Oh, what am I do- Hello?
What is going on right there?
I don't know.
How are you still alive?
Shut up!
You're still alive?
Oh, shit.
Wait, where's the other guy?
Did he die in here?
Don't think so.
Wait, where'd he go?
Got a problem.
I'm on the scene investigating.
We are split, so don't die.
Um, I don't know where he's calling to.
That guy died there, one, two, three, oh, more people coming, close closure, I did just
murder two people that didn't even have guns.
Okay.
Sliding down the stairs, going back hallway, times one.
Comes two.
Behind you.
Dead, absolutely slammed out.
Okay.
Right!
I mean...
Where did I really don't know where this other guy's teammate went though that guy's gone that guy's in Narnia actually
If you think I found like a portal some shit, I guess he did
Now if I was saying my probably crawled down here fell down to the bottom of the zip
That's what I was thinking
That is literally what I would have done.
Yeah, that was the first guy.
Well, let's go down below, I guess.
He might have.
You are a little guy looking for you
Why didn't he talk for the longest time and then he finally talked
Probably gonna be some pain of shit anyways
This guy has an offspring to all right
I'm trying to get signed up for phase or some shit out here and a vent for
All you and four on there, so ammo dude, I have like I'm such a I need to get out or something
How do you already need to have I have a lot of goop on me I
Have a vent for in a well, then you take that stuff. Yeah
Fucking put this tour together works at Ikea
Oh, me too.
Is that above us, too?
Um, yes, I did find one.
Is it broken?
No.
Perfect.
Oh, that's a nice one.
Yeah, mine is a cheap ass shotgun, so.
Why were you not using this one?
I forgot.
Damn, nice one.
Alright, let's go murder those guys.
Then we'll...
Oh, no.
then
They were running
Oh shit. There's a guy over here. Oh there's a whole team. Oh shit! I- yeah I need- I
I need to back up.
You talked too much.
Oh my god, one of those guys from the left team pushed and he just got slammed out.
I'm healing lights here and challenge the left side.
Damn, I think they got beefed over here already, not great, did you just fucking hit the left
did. There's another guy in there.
Investigating
I just heard metal
Maybe he jumped off second
Okay, I'm very confused where these guys went because I absolutely slammed the kid on this corner
Yeah
His buddy was shooting me. We didn't give him a lot of time
I don't know
Yeah, why? We are fucking just absolutely fucking slamming people out.
Mmmhmmm. That we are.
Holy shit.
Okay, and somebody just came in to my chat and goes,
Wait, is all right? Genji's my role officer?
What? I've never been a West End!
Rose like 20 minutes late for the conversation but came in with a one-liner and that should hit.
Bruh.
Wait, you're fighting?
Yeah, back all the way. Two teams.
One's towards security and one's deep. I think we've wrapped security.
Security slime out this last guy. Oh, I hit him
Are you winning back there trying to you said you got to
I hit one where I don't know where he went but
That sounded like it hurt. I'm in. How's he? I hit him! There's a guy behind you. Nice.
Oh shit.
You got, and your buddy got shit on.
And you got shit on, you got shit on, your buddy got shit on, your mother got shit on, your sister got shit on, your brother got shit on.
Fuck it.
I did get shit on there. I shot his pose so I thought he was going to die and it didn't
register on him. I packed two people out and came down. I didn't even see the guy that
was like crouched behind the corner and shot me in the back and I just rolled flicked and
shot and he fell over. So that was good. Very good stuff. What are these guys? Dirty
force yeah but you the other guys were poor too
they have all of these oh I think you sir absolutely absolutely
what's the message these fellows oh would you look at that for about you not
Not so poor.
Oh, not poor, not poor.
His friend was broke, but this guy was rich.
Yeah, these guys aren't poor.
I'm over cucumbered.
Now we can go, now we can go.
You wanna go take Hatchkey?
Uh, you're shh, um, follow me.
Listen, the giving me the shotgun might have been the best investment you've ever made
into me.
What?
Oh, the shotgun?
Yeah.
Yeah, I just went sick on them.
Uh, also, this guy?
That guy was cheating.
Oh, god, he was.
Oh, look.
I thought we were going right, so I kind of made a bobo.
Thank you.
Absolutely. I think, obviously, we just fucked.
Wow, my God, we just packed people out.
Yeah, we fucking did.
We gotta look at a nox for sure here.
We gotta look at some nox for sure.
I think that was a good one.
I mean, you killed most of the people.
I was doing a little thanks for sure.
Go ahead.
So Will is going to join us today.
Oh, yeah.
He's learning acuitas.
Oh, wait, back?
Um knocked out I got 2,000 points, okay, so you got four
Mm-hmm
Dude I need to get more kills. I'm I'm the weak link
I'll be honest. I'm just in that I've been awake for a long time
And to be fair, I committed a war crime because two of those kills were just people hammer screaming friendly spamming don't shoot
That is true. Two of your kills were free kills
Yep, yep, yep, yep
Mm-hmm
And somebody just goes, if you ever decide to get into Belle's Bondsman, consider this. All Bright's Bonds. Look on the Bright side today
Oh my gosh
Bucket. I'm a Bondsman now
great
And I'm out of all I got like three men fours and a shitty tour of two that came from
What's worse than wish
So what's worse than a wish or team of
Wish or team them. I don't know. I feel like they're kind of the same
All right, we got to pick something. That's worse than that shut up
I'm fine. I just need help in life because I'm special.
Mm-hmm.
This guy got a Toro from Sheen.
Jinji with Teemo. I don't think I've ever bought anything off of Wish or Teemo.
I bought some shit off of Wish like way back in the day. Like way back.
She doesn't need a man, she has us.
One day I'll need one.
Chat, you guys are really fucking failing because I gotta get that driver's license updated,
so get on that.
Whoever said that just sold all of chat out for letting her not keep up the date with
I love her paperwork because I try it all right try harder fine offer give you three to five business weeks and then that time I expect results get it fixed.
Thank you so much for the two months.
What do you thank you so much for the two months?
Jake with the two months.
Jindy set an app at the DMVU again.
I will. I have Mark.
She's going to take me. It's going to be okay.
Clutch, thank you for the two months,
and King Cyrus, thank you for the news,
so I appreciate it.
Yeah, supporting sweatshops is just stupid and not justified.
Wait, so they use sweatshops?
Yeah, exactly. Margot's the adult.
She's like a mom to me almost.
She's my best friend and she's half my best friend and half my mom, basically.
I need a margo in my life always.
Wait, really?
Is child labor?
What the fuck?
No, I have a driver's license. It's not updated. It's not expired either. Bad unicorn. Thank
you for the $10 super chat. Thank you for the 420 bitties. Okay, so I have a question.
Are sweatshops, are they like kids that have families or are they?
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
Like, oh, good God.
All right, gangster.
Families, yes, they have to work because their families are poor.
I can't even see anything it's so dark.
My high?
No I'm not high.
I just didn't learn anything in life because I was homeschooled.
Is it a crime to ask questions chat?
Oh, sh.
No, I couldn't read these guys.
That was a surprise.
Did you use fellas?
Hey, defend me. I'll join your team.
And we'll get fucking crazy in this motherfucker.
Hey, they're climbing in the ladder in the vent, by the way.
Fuck!
I ain't got no motion, Twin.
We don't have any motion.
I like how, so this guy's streaming, I like how he's streaming, but he doesn't voice
and game like he at least has a mic on stream yeah dude why are you going to
chat and saying you killed Jinji reported fucking stop you weirdos oh my
gosh there's no way you're fucking doing that right now
Jats unlocked
No, she's dumb for real. I'm not dumb. I'm just not life smart like that doesn't make someone dumb
Definitely doesn't not everybody gets taught everything in the world
It's called life skills and not everybody knows everything that there is no in the world
some people have different life experiences and
And different circumstances some people have to grow up at a young age others have people that they can lean on a little bit
So yeah
Dude, I'm smart with other stuff leave me alone, and I'm a very logical person
Logic is hard to find these days people are actually stupid like I feel like if you don't have any logic in life
You're actually more stupid than anyone else
Can I cook? Yes, I actually can. But mainly only Korean food. Because that's what I grew
up with my Korean mama I'll take some
just kidding I got none
um that is perfectly safe for you
My favorite meal to cook is spam, eggs, rice, and you put some kimchi and yellow radish
with it, and sometimes you can get seaweed and roll it up with it.
I like to put bulgogi with it, too, as well.
Spam, dude, leave me alone.
Spam is great.
I don't know about great edible.
I don't know about great.
Dude, fry some spam.
That shit is so good.
It is.
Well, what I'm great is I think a little bit of an exaggeration shut up
It's like a, it's like a cabbage of spices.
Well, don't tell them it's a fermented cabbage, they're never gonna try it. It scares people off.
But it's really good.
Yeah, you bury it in the ground for like six months.
That's if you want the real good stuff, you can just do it like
make it like a fresh batch so you can have something like...
I'm afraid rice is so good dude I make that a lot I love that stuff I love spicy food
yet oh because right now no I don't I don't know Korean I wish I did my grandma decided
that she wanted to not teach us she was teaching and then she stopped when we were
like really young like she she was like my mom knew some Korean and then she
stopped when she was young and then she regretted it but she didn't teach like us
really how to speak it so
South Korean or North guys pretty much all from the same place okay.
Is that why you look high all the time?
Probably.
I don't know.
Everyone always says I look high, and I think it's just how my eyes are.
During the war and everything, and when they built the wall, my grandma, her five brothers,
I don't remember what she told me.
She has like five brothers that got separated during that over to North Korea.
So we never heard of from them again, like some son.
Now, let's see that walk.
What are you talking about?
I can't cook a you can't cook a good steak. I can cook steak. I like that tour. I had the horizontal so good on the head.
I had. The horizontal is so good on the head.
Uh,
Hurricane Light, thank you for the new sub. Balding.
Logan, thank you. Wait, where'd you go? Thank you for the new sub.
Somebody spawned second floor.
Thank you for the five months.
Dragnut, thank you for the new sub.
Robert, thank you for the $5 super chat.
Fuck off, Mary-Dark.
Hey, didn't you love your stream?
I love watching your streams.
You've played the last game and,
wait, by the way, love the vibes here.
It's so peaceful to keep doing what you do.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
On, plus.
Good, folks. Thank you for the new sub.
I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you
Hmm?
Did the guy behind me?
Oh, I'm not going that way.
Oh, shit. I shot you instead of this guy.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
That was a misplay by me. I should have expected another.
Crawl out here, though. There's another team.
There's another team so they'll reach these guys.
Hey guys, there's a team down here. They killed us.
There's one guy left. We killed the other guy.
Yeah, they're right there. Good job, good job.
What?
Why? What's wrong?
are you so mad hey what's up guys are you thank you I appreciate you good sir
Last night teammate over by your teammate.
Thank you. Love you guys.
Oh no.
1 now.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Dude, why does he want to kill me so bad?
Is it her friends die?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, your friends are dead.
Wrap this one with me.
That butters guy really wants you to die.
Yeah, I think he hates my guts.
Okay, well, GD's guys.
It is
Hey, can you kill that guy first kill that guy first
Injector, huh?
Um, that's probably my fault, I didn't hide my screen.
Shit, I had my screen hidden for half of that read, because I forgot to switch it off.
There we go hiding my sporeen.
It was horrible that one, dude, that one team sprinted across the map, but at least they
were nice and restless.
Yeah, that was dope.
You know what I
Wish I could have helped them, but that that was that was a very valent air effort, you know
Yeah, bro's like
Yeah, you've seen Mrs. Doubtfire, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that that scene
Actually it would go hard on a tiktok at it
Oh my gosh, now you're right.
It's so hard.
Open on the way there.
Slides in the battle.
And for once, I didn't have to die a horrible death while you get to live.
Hey, me.
Yeah, okay.
W guys.
Yeah, those guys were at W.
Now, why'd that guy want me dead so badly, though?
Yeah, can I get some Lord Drop on Butters?
What'd you do, like, fuck dude's mom, or what?
News to me.
I mean, I wish.
I made one too many mom's jokes,
and that guy took it personal.
Yeah, I think so.
So you ain't talking about my mama like that?
Don't be talking about my mama.
Sorry about that, but I too tight. I love donating gear. It's like my favorite thing to do.
I love how I just know, you know, they need to really do something about, um, like what you get back from scrappy happy.
I'm missing because I feel like I always have to buy ammo. I just I never have enough scraps
Yeah, I think the 12% is gonna hit but the 6% like I'll be honest. I feel like I get less than I did. Yeah, I agree
Yeah, it could just be a placebo thing
I'll also I have to admit speaking of placebos
There was some thorough testing done and that you are correct with your statement about running backwards with the batteries.
You're saying I was right.
This is the only time I will be saying you were right today.
Yep.
You were right though. And that instance correct.
That's correct.
I was like, there's just no way.
Okay, no?
Yeah, if you literally did it, you dusted it.
Very thorough, very thorough.
Am I tired?
What do you mean?
I'm not tired, I'm all good.
I slept 11 hours and I never do that.
Thank you for the 100 bitties. I appreciate it.
Jindy is probably the most chilled out wholesome streamer.
Thank you for just being you.
Keep up the amazing work and on the final note, let's go.
You have to say hockey. Let's go.
Actually, hockey is like my favorite sport.
He's rolling right now. What do you mean?
back in a buying again? Oh, no!
Did we responsibly...
Okie dokie?
I think they're all dead.
And then the little closet.
How am I dead behind that?
That's not great. I don't know how I was I was literally not even peeking and I was dead.
I think one's going to try to come back hallway.
They just threw a need on themselves?
Yeah, these kids could be a bit interesting, I'm not going to lie.
They'll just die all the way over there.
Surely that was their maid, right?
Yeah.
Another one.
They have a little thing back there.
I have a bad feeling about these folk.
Oh god.
Yep.
Oh my gosh, how is he not hurt by that he's resting or not
Or immediately shoot me
Dude
Ggs fellas Ggs Ggs night nice shots
Oh really and right there right there on you guys
There might be another guy in there just so you know.
they just defed
I'm just going to hide real quick.
Surely they won't find me back here, right?
What?
They're saying those guys, StreamSniper, the streamer, to help them.
They weren't even StreamSniping us, they were literally going to kill us.
So wait, they know who I am?
Wait, maybe hide screen, hide screen, hide screen?
Hide screen?
Because you know that they're going to come over to
stream and try to watch it probably.
Wait, I'm going to mute my audio real quick.
It sounds actually.
Roses are using echo locations to find us.
True.
you
I know I'm muted. I did it on purpose. Thank y'all
you
Okay, I'll unmute just so Chet, because Chet is like going crazy that I'm muted.
It's just they, apparently those people know who I am.
So I don't want to show where I'm at, oh god.
What's crazy is they were like, good job stream sniping a streamer to help them live.
Those guys were going to kill us, they were not helping us, I don't even think they knew
who I was.
the other team did so that was, I don't know.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know why are you not?
We're a five game watching a loading screen with no sound.
Chad, I have to.
You know, sometimes there's stream snipers.
Wait, who's in here?
The guy that just killed us?
Dude hurry your fucking ass up I'm waiting to get out.
Genji you can make a lot of money from selling your bathwater.
What? What actually is wrong with people?
I don't even remember the last time I took a bath, honestly. I just take showers.
Yeah.
Dude where the fuck are you hurry up?
You don't do the like tap-tap-tap shit?
Oh, okay.
Do you have the bad build?
No hygiene shaming, we can smell if we want to.
Yeah, just don't be around me, if that's how you're going to be.
I mean I don't know how you're gonna leave from under the stairs in med bay I mean I'm surprised these guys haven't found a shit considering
What do you mean I have a hatched key?
Gingy, that one went over your head.
Oh.
You know, we're still underneath the stairs in Medical Bay, waiting on those guys to find us, you know?
I unhid my screen.
What the fuck? It's a key!
Dang.
What the fuck?
I'm trying to get us killed, chat.
Oh my god, you'll never guess who I have a friend request from.
Who your biggest fan butter
Yeah, there's no fucking way
I almost just want to add them to get the like the hate I wanted to why why we hate yeah, I'm actually kind of curious
Why he hates me so much I'll take one for the team. I'll take one for the team. Oh, they're in a round. Fuck
It's the vitums
You get out. I'll be honest. I think you're saying some crazy shit. So probably a horrible. Yeah
Probably honestly a horrible idea
It could be it could be either really funny or really really really bad very quickly
Number 1.
Number 2.
Number 3.
Number 4.
Number 5.
Number 6.
Number 7.
Number 8.
Number 9.
Number 10.
Oh, butters invited me to a party.
What do you think?
I think it's a horrible idea.
Still thinking that one over over there?
Wait what?
The butter guy.
He invited me to a party.
I mean, you guys, you want to go see what he's going to say?
You can.
You might want to mute your stream.
No, so they don't want me to stream.
I'm muting stream.
I'm going to go investigate this.
OK.
I'm going to go investigate this.
I'm going to see if there's any breakfast.
Oh, how's it going there, Mr. Butters?
So listen, I have been sent as an envoy.
So question.
Can I get the lore as to the Jinji hate, please?
Okay, so you don't hate her, but for the plot,
you just wanted to seem very angry.
Okay, tell him I love him.
And she didn't sleep with your mother?
All right, well, she said she loves you, all right?
All right, I will reciprocate your love and let her know that you wish you would sell bathwater
Okay, good good. That's that's great. That's great.
Close it out with the bathwater that they want the bathwater.
That's funny. Okay, um, I'm going to make, uh, like an actual like call with Will. Okay.
Yeah, that's fine. Okay.
call with will. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. Okay. Um, there we go.
Oh, I'm so hungry I'm so very hungry make some more air frat frats.
No, I don't have anymore. I made all of them and ate all of them
That's valid also send me an invite back
So like I
Could get the water burger like why don't why am I looking at your what?
Oh dude, what am I am I slow today? Oh my gosh
I could get water burger with like the special chicken
biscuit with the yummy yummy yummy yummy saucy.
See I don't have a water burger anywhere like even remotely
close to me so.
Microwave potatoes with cheese I don't I literally don't have anything
I have raw chicken and that's it.
Eat that and call it country sushi.
or there's this thing this is place that called Bill Miller barbecue and they have like really good breakfast too.
Not too bad.
I've been munching on fucking pretzels like since yesterday afternoon
Since my mom does all that like candy shit and like chocolate covered pretzels I get all the defective broken pretzels
Nice set him down on a zip lock that has been munching. That's awesome. I am
Dude, what is will doing? He's just like not
Well, he's done a wall in your ship for sure. Yeah, I
Am going to use restroom and fill up on some homemade sweet tea
I want some sweet tea.
Dude, make some.
Good shit.
I can't.
I don't have any.
Wait.
Actually, I don't even see water burger on here.
I see Chick-fil-A, but I don't really like Chick-fil-A.
I see some burger hanging.
Oh, there's water burger right there.
Okay, hash brown sticks, I'm getting a second order because they only put three little hash
brown sticks in the other one.
And then I get the honey butter chicken biscuit, bro, Duncan donuts little like hash brown
I think I could literally eat 10 pounds of them in one sitting that shit goes hard
But you do it up like how they do it at a waffle house, right?
And you get like a good like little like homemade chili and cheese on top of that whole
That actually just sounds fire
Shit I'm a waffle house
I will be right back there, I'll be right back.
Okay.
Graham, thank you for the new sub, I appreciate it.
Calla Mira, thank you so much for the three months.
Aldi, thank you for the 1500 bitties.
Damn, I love your stream.
Such a good times, big fan mate.
Well, thank you, I appreciate it.
been San Antonio. Um, a draw. Thank you so much for the new sub. I probably butchered
your name and I'm so sorry. I appreciate it though. Texas fuck that. I love living in
taxes. Okay hold on give me just a second. I will leave your rights back.
Okay, I ordered my food.
And I ordered my food and also Will apparently told his chat that he's like messing around
with stuff so to do one more without him.
But Katho came in here and told us lies.
I'll dare, Catho.
All right, I caught about 30% of that, but the gist I got is we're running one.
I don't know, because my chat wants me to open some Pokemon.
That's not true, Catho. You literally said to invite him. What do you mean?
Yeah, he's he's crazy liar my merch. I don't have really any much as a v yet.
But if you go on TC, Genji.com.
There is some type of merch with like my face on it.
But nothing like super official yet.
The food in DM is not a lie though.
I am not looking at that because I'm going to be cranky hungry.
Let's see if this works.
Look, why is this always churn? I don't understand why my light churns.
Maybe we can get something good. Oh, peek into.
I don't have this for my master set yet.
OK.
Zagrom.
Oh, I don't have this for my master set yet.
Oh, that's such a good card.
I love it.
Larry.
OK, that was a W pull.
That's a nice card.
I still have 2 more of these that we can open.
I already have Margo is going to make these so much. It's okay. She's.
She's pretty good at it. So thank you for the offer though.
Yeah, honey butter biscuits.
Oh, shit.
Look, and this is the promo.
One of the promos is so cute.
The little koala.
I just really want to pull a God pack.
No, I don't keep anything sealed.
I don't believe in a sealed collection.
Pokemon was meant to be opened.
Is that a cis on your wrist?
What are you talking about?
This?
No, it's just because it rubs up against my mouse pad.
I never had anything like that.
You play too many video games. You get like a little callus there or something I guess. Yes, it came at risk.
Oh, a little Pikachu again.
Are you really watching my stream?
Well, yeah, yeah, we're just yapping about how the youth that work said I was like mid 30s and we're talking age
So we how old are you? I actually don't know
Turn 29 in April wait. I'm older than you
Bro, why does everybody say I'm like fucking 40
If you use that you're an old soul
Oh, I credit that to
Poke pad.
My buddy Alzar goes, I had the same reaction because we just talked about it a couple of
months back.
He's like, wait, what?
You're not like mid 30s?
I'm like, no.
That's funny.
Old by heart.
Exactly.
There's nothing wrong with that either.
No, I think a lot of it was like credit to my grandfather because I, I think it
No, I think a lot of it was like credit to my grandfather because I like used to go there like every weekend like every weekend
I'd get home from school on Friday go down the you know the grandparents, and we just yeah
I think just being around like that generation. I think kind of instilled a lot of
Just how I am I guess I only got two hits and it was out of one blister pack
How and then the other ones were just dog shit
At least I had a pokey pad
Huh? Hello? Hello? What's up, bitch? I don't think I have any fucking gear. What?
Like, I don't think I have any guns to play. Oh my gosh, with the poor. Brokey. Yeah, dude.
We'll just bring over like a meta HK build from like 2016-2017 we'll be all right.
Let me build a kit here. Are you guys wearing free kits or real kits?
I'll bring you a Venator.
Oh hell yeah. I thought this was just talking about it.
That's a little donation.
I've got to bring everything else though, okay.
I've even taught him what everything else is.
Maybe take the silence as a no.
I've been talking to all my money I've been going poor playing with people.
You're still awake. Well, yeah, because I I woke up really late.
And, um,
What do you mean most much dude he literally just started though.
I slept 11 hours.
I hit 30 this year feeling old already.
30 isn't even old, though.
You're not really old until you get your late 60s, in my opinion.
Well, thank you for the five months, Teresa. Texas, thank you for the thousand biddies.
I say native and honestly, butter biscuits are literally the best. I hate these in and
outs they have sent here. I actually like in and out though. Elf pickle, thank you
Thank you for the nusa, but Deadpool with the three months. Appreciate you guys.
How long have I known Will?
Almost seven years, six and a half years.
What about buttered sausage?
So weird. I don't know.
I do feel like In-N-Out burgers are more affordable than other fast food places. I do agree with that.
Babe, you still have 80 plus guns. That's insane.
What do I buy from the seed lady again?
Like the batteries, the mullin, the springs.
Wires are pretty easy to get if you need them,
but you can still get them if you want.
Yeah, the gun parts, medium gun parts specific. If you like the then or any gun that takes medium, you can also make your like, augments and stuff and your shields if you need to.
Yes, I'm trying to do right now.
Oh, you need that stuff, though.
We're going to have to take him on a little hunt to get some stuff.
I'm broke as shit.
I could use some shit too.
some shit too. I don't know. I
just don't even know I'm supposed to sell my inventory. I
feel like I have a lot of stuff I could probably sell.
Yeah, but you need pretty much all of that right now.
I did find another rusted gear, so I'm going to bring you
it so you can.
And I also found a motor. You still need a motor, right?
Yep.
You still need a Sentinel?
Let me look I need.
2 rusted gears 1 signal firing core.
5 double clock 2 more tick pods.
5 electrical components 1 leap or pulse unit.
2 motors, 7 arc circuitry's.
Okay, then I'll bring these things for you to put in your container.
Let me, I'm just going to send this in here.
And I think this would be.
I'm not hiding anything right now.
So that way you can kind of like get rid of shit. You don't want to thank you for the 13 months. I appreciate you all the shit you'll need and not need.
Okay, so that should automatically take you to the page on that site.
Not has like interactive maps and shit too, so if you're trying to hunt shit down.
Okay, but yeah, it's a good little site.
Can I craft any rubber parts?
Now you'd recycle into this is what
cast those sent me that he's eating.
Mixed down into it.
The chicken looks really good.
This ice probably tastes good,
but that's like you have a little bit of cash throw up.
I don't know. The chicken looks really good though.
Oh my poor.
Yeah, listen, I'm learning, I'm learning.
Yeah. How many hours do you have in this?
Uh, I think total of 20.
I love one of them work the other day every other day was like, maybe now, you know what?
It's probably a lot healthier than a lot of us Americans eat every day.
So we'll be fine.
I'm trying to learn how to parkour on this too, but, uh, dude, listen, your parkour
theme, you can do some crazy shit in this.
I know, uh, did you gave me some snap hooks to fuck with?
How many times do you break your own ankles?
The funniest eating shit situation the other day.
I flew like 200 feet smack my face in the door.
I love misjudging like the zip lines or some stupid shit.
You just like, well, I fucked up.
This is going to hurt.
Did it work?
Yeah.
Wait, can I not add all great to this?
I'm chill.
We just spent 20 minutes crawling across the map.
So.
How do I add people to this? Why can I not?
and you have to re-kit.
Re-kitting is the worst thing in this game.
Yeah, I'm trying to scavenge a kit.
Apparently it has to do it again.
Well, I'm sorry. I don't know.
Should I put any mods on it or no?
You can get away with a naked Pharaoh.
Like not even like a muzzle brake or anything?
Yeah, I need to.
I recommend comp over muzzle brakes in general in this game
just because it's dispersion based.
So, anything that lessens that dispersion is just better in my opinion.
Wait, I'm so confused when I'm trying to do the collab thing, it says you can own. You can have only 1 active collab request for channels that favorited you.
Are you sure you want to swap your request? Did you guys favorites me?
You're asking the wrong person. I have no ship.
What like I'm here with you though. Yeah, but I can't add will now.
You want me to try to knock?
I don't know if I can because you started it.
Make a three year channel and like your channel or something like that.
Wait, I said, okay.
You're invited, I think.
There we go.
That was way more complicated than what it should have been.
That was weird.
I think so.
Okay.
Ready?
Now let's go die some horrible deaths.
No, we need to live. I need to I need to I need to get moving dude. Come on.
Yeah, except for Will. Will needs the help.
Please we need to go like make some money or something dude.
Hell yeah. My dudes on EBT bro.
Oh, that's too good.
I think I'm good to go.
Do you have stems?
I have a Vita shot.
I'll bring you some.
It's the go juice.
You need to know all the time.
You got a stamina.
I'm sorry. He's going to be a little slow because he's new at this. Okay.
We're going to sherpa him around.
Graham, thank you so much for the new sub.
I appreciate it.
My favorite Pokemon from the older Pokemon,
Maltress, and then from Modern as Bellybolt.
My food is here. I'm going to go grab it.
Oh, hell yeah. Thank you, dude.
Yeah, that's the good stuff.
Use it just like you think you would.
You run your stamina bar all the way down whenever we're getting places right before faults and then yeah right before fights and then you just
I'm just going to drop the vendor door.
Get it eventually
Yeah, I found one of those big blocks
box.
Oh, what?
This thing?
Ah, throw that on the ground, that shit's ass.
You put it in those and it gives you like 10 bucks to make chicken.
Why does it sound like it's going to explode?
I don't know.
Did you think you could actually blow those up?
What are we doing?
You can like FAO.
I like that it's going to work.
Obama dear has blown them up for me before one of them the tour please my
shit if you think it'll hurt you guys what the hell it's too much stuff that
you need to put in your container it is wait but I have a snap hook I'm not
putting the motor on I can't I can't do that just do it because I'll give you
another one another snap hook mm-hmm oh you do well do you think you'll be
plan enough to uh...
the expedition
i think i can do an expedition
stages
i don't know
i don't
grasp of the wrong guy i think you can look at my screen
yeah i mean it's like five stages it's just
I mean we can we can we can check after what you need. I don't remember what you need for first expedition anymore I got a hash browns and a honey butter chicken biscuit
He's probably going to lose it by the spine.
I'll give you this after we slam these kids real quick.
have some uh, batteries.
Mhm.
Yeah.
We're taking extract right now so we need the loot, you know.
Two teams or one guy, fighting arm.
Okay.
Well advised in about two seconds. Oh, yeah, they're shooting a leap
One down
One here one here one black
My art
Nice
I got dudes on me. I got kind of killed by an Ark, there's one dude on me.
There's another team coming up. Yeah, there's a team right behind you too.
Great.
Oh, yeah, you're spicy.
a little bit of camera here
for night
I think they might have
been doing the tree stuff
I don't know
Yeah, they were right to left or right rear area.
Yeah, I think they pushed down.
Yeah, I went down the hill because I was getting shot in the ass from him and then I was getting shot by Archie.
Why does he have a felling on what?
Oh, he's fucking ratting me.
I'm dead.
I'm also dead. There's just a guy that I cannot see shooting in the face with a shot.
GG's guys GG's, nice fight.
Oh shit.
Where's the luck?
Don't die.
So if you could just let my friend live, he's brand new at this game.
Oh, just kidding, they remind me he killed him.
Um...
Well, that sucks.
I just hear Will begging for his life.
I tried.
You shouldn't have done anything. That's why they shot me.
I don't think so.
Tell your rigidity? Fuck you.
That's mine. That's what I did.
So somebody would accuse me into why we have six teams fighting over an extract five minutes
into the match.
I, you know, I don't know because I hid my screen.
So yeah, I truly do not know.
Mmm.
The chocolate milk is really yummy.
I think I'm running a freak it next raid be honest. I don't think I have anything
That's fine
See we take you to Stella now that's the shit honestly, maybe we do and just get him some loot
Good
I mean, we I don't know. I mean it might be a good play
Oh, hi
Wait, I'm just trying to get out. There's a bunch of teams up there that are fighting.
Okay. Hi, how are you? There's a lot of people up there that are fighting. You want to go kill them?
Little lambs of the slaughter man.
Willers and Albright, but they died.
They were right here. I don't know where they went.
a whole other team I never would have expected such a thing
See it like what did he not see us? I'm so confused
These guys are already looted
That one, yeah.
No, looted already.
Damn.
My body's in the bushes, right next to the border.
Like, uh...
Is this damn? Right here.
Oh, he's on my body, motherfucker.
Is this damn?
Yeah, damn battlegrounds.
Hmm...
Your body is looted.
Wait, why is there a third guy here wait, where'd he just go wait wait you guys are
Wait, I only saw two of you guys, I'm so confused, I'm so sorry.
Okay, okay, I was so confused for a second.
Yeah, I don't know where those other people went then.
Yeah, I should probably get out so my friends don't have to wait.
Thank you for the help though. I appreciate it
I definitely feel like there's more
Bodies around here though because there was so many people fighting there were like six teams
There's like sixteen here.
That's true.
Oh, are we getting shot at?
There is no dead bodies.
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm just calling it. I'm calling it. Get in get in get in
You guys
I was crazy
I got my my hideout
Okay, I don't have a kiss
That was the only game I had.
That's actually everything I owned.
It took 50 minutes to build that motherfucker and you guys took me to the damn warzone, dude.
That's how the games go, bro.
I know, but first game, oh my god, 2700 rubles.
Listen, I want a free kid, alright? Let me build up a bit.
Okay
Me this is real quick. I know I'm down bad
But do you want to bring me a venator of plastic medium ammo, I love that shit that shit sweet
That's cool
I
Bring a shot done just so we can be competitive in Stella
Honey, but butter on this that is just ripping from the biscuit. Oh god. Is that really the best place to get here?
Oh, yeah
One good run from good old Stell hella
Yeah, you will be eating good
That's half a day
Half a day I go one run half a day. Oh, yeah, you just get you got to think about it, right?
Snag, I don't know eight guns
That's a lot of runs. It's a lot of runs
be that a couple times you can find eight fucking guns in there oh yeah for sure like
like like pink guns mm-hmm well sometimes I'll tell you once you get like the movement
and just like kind of like the motion of our creators down you'd be nasty with the
torno doing the little roly-poly action with it yeah some of this shit looks like years
war like I saw some clips like dudes doing like years of war shit in this
game
I'm gonna my free kid on it's all I got man all I got
I was putting the deep end first game
shit's about to get real saucy right now so
how long have you guys been on?
hmmm
uhhhh
5 hours
too long?
oh you guys are warmed up
you guys are warmed up
you take that and multiply it by 3 and that's where I'm at
you went on for 15 hours?
yep
holy shit
I took a little break it was just chilling
and then I was actually contemplating going to sleep
Okay, yummy yummy yum to my tummy some time some and I said shit say less hmm. Maybe I can think now
Senator they smoke in the arc pack dude
Little chocolate mouth to themselves
Okay, so he also said bring him a then walls.
Then, and some ammo.
Chalky milk.
We're going to hide screen.
Yeah, I think you should
People like the stream sniping this
Specifically the cheating losers some free kids boys come get it dude
No, shut up. We're not on free kids
What is your problem, bro? I'm on free kids
All right, just come get me
Single me out the group. No, we need you to live so you get some good
That's true. That's true too. We need all the above right now. Pretty much. Do people
ever just like knock you and leave you or is it always a thirst? Depends. It just depends,
yeah. Stella gets crazy enough that like if you have your survivor you can scoot away
from some of the crazy fights. Yeah, I got a lot of the easybies. I found survivor
and aggressor augment on the other day like when my first real playthrough of the game.
I think everyone woke up and decided they wanted to
Yeah, the aggressor and the survivor were in the same building almost the same room.
The chat is like leave, leave, leave, leave.
When can I uncover screen?
That's when we get into rain.
I've already I've already uncovered my screen
Just forget the uncover that's the best
Well come here come here come here
I'm gonna go up and just look across or we can leave I'm geared
He said I got a whole kit time to go
But we got to get more than just that
Medbay for sure because your equalizer, but it's usually friendly lobby. Hey, there's nothing wrong with that
Nina
This is so casual that it's really not hard to get here especially if you go solo
You can get a lot of stuff guns
Just go crazy on free kids
Basically, yeah pretty much this area over here. You're coming in a free kit and looted
You have the crafting ability you usually get something to make a hatch key and like a hundred K
We can clear that all out like two minutes
You're like trying to farm money.
What if you get med and assembly?
Which lobbies are harder? Tee-foo or peanut?
Is this shoot on site this month?
You know, honestly I'm gonna say peanut lobbies are harder.
And honestly probably thirst the people that you have down immediately too because they're probably gonna say some crazy shit.
Really?
Yeah.
I get called to European cigarette all the time in this
Yeah, much worse than that much worse than that for sure. Yeah a lot worse than that
Especially whenever I hit the roller pulley at the shotgun, they're gonna be real pissed
I think I'm gonna breach shit all the way
All right, opening big door.
Oh god, what did he do?
Oh, what the fuck?
Did you shot it out of my cover?
Oh, I got two.
I got another one on me right now, too.
Oh no, what are we doing?
Dude, I am almost dead, by the way.
Alright.
How do you kill those things?
shooting them? On the bottom of them? On the bottom main thruster there's three
additional thrusters. Shoot those off and they're down real quick. Like one mag of a
kettle you can shoot two off and it'll be on fire.
Yeah I heard that. I'm gonna go down the zip I think. Okay yeah let's go down the zip
over here well
guy on me guy me he just came down the zip
I guess we go back down them if we can I have no idea where that
Oh
Dude he has no shield no shield
What a shoot dude.
I just got smoked by the way.
There's a guy next to you Will.
I've murdered a man.
He's coming in right now.
Dude, we need to get Will on DFibs because this is really bad.
How about a free kit?
I know.
Nice.
You can't put steps at all in this game. This dude was right next to me.
No, you can't.
Sometimes very good, other times fast.
Do they have any good goof?
Well no, they're freaks, so there's a freak in that truck somewhere.
I don't know where he crawled off to.
What the fuck did that guy crawl to?
What was that guy?
Unless he scrapped it.
He could have scrapped it.
I don't know though, I don't think so.
And there could be one guy on a vengeance mission, because it's right there, which is scary.
True.
Oh, Will, I found your other rusted gear, the last one you need.
Right here.
Or, actually, let me put it in my container, and I'll give it to you whenever we get
out.
Look at that, my sensitivity is too low.
Uh, sub raids are tonight, not right now.
We're not sub raids but like viewer raids.
When do they stop spawning?
Like we're gonna do community raids tonight.
I'm just won't look at them. Just for us what?
I said well.
Do you want to try to find somebody worth a damn for killing or do you want to get out with this shit?
I don't think Will really has anything, does he?
I'm talking about his gear and shit, but if I have anything we can go get you some.
Well we need to get him some processors so that he can make his good augments.
Alright, follow me there.
He's gonna need pretty much everything in these rooms to be honest. Processing batteries.
Need wires?
Yeah, I need all of these folks.
Yeah, this room here will give you probably this room in the other office alone. It'll
you like three stacks of batteries, lots of wires.
This is my bag space, found a processor.
Yeah, that lens, that green lens that's in your bag, just get rid of it.
Um, here well.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Some wires. Over here.
Will.
Yeah, what's up?
Come over here. It's the stuff.
I'm just watching.
We're giving you stuff.
I don't know the math, man. I'm just like,
What's going on? What's going on?
Fucking shit.
Also, that breaks down into processors.
That's all.
I'm over. Keep going, Birdie.
Yeah.
the game. I can take that brush so I drop my light ammo. Okay, there's three for you.
Thank you more wires were back
Dude, I could not move all my goodness
And the walls up here like half no fucking collision for some reason
Don't ask me why I did that over shielding, because I don't have a shield across.
What's in here?
Nothing.
Oh.
Constant lag for you, dude.
I don't know what's been up lately, but I've just been lagging like crazy on this game.
Yeah, then you can get a little bit more of the same goop from here.
It's been really bad.
Passage, batteries, wires, and right below us there's a little server room that you can get a few more.
I'm full. I'm not carrying anything else. I'll see what you can grab out of that and then that's also another 5k.
Barricade blueprint. Which actually was the last BP that I could get. It was like non-existent.
I think he's doing okay.
To be honest with you, right now while we're doing this shit, do you need the bottle of
the blue fucking chemicals right now?
he said
um... you don't need the little
i mean i'm not hard to find i would drop that and then honestly the music box i'd drop too
and just like focus taking this shit
here take this
he's right here
uh... it's right here
well especially the batteries for
okay we should
we should just go ahead and get out now
that aggro on us. Oh, team! You take team. Just one guy. Why doesn't he die? Holy shit.
I think he's dead guys. I think he's dead. Well, we should definitely get out. We can
use hatch key. So typically whatever I'm doing that run, I start here because you
I can ride these all the way over to the other office.
We're not gonna loot that guy, see what he has?
These several racks look like I'm breaching.
These are good for pretty much a processor every time you hit one of these.
How rare a processor?
Easy.
Like, uh, you just have to loot like these several racks or like computers and shit to
get it.
So, just so you can see, this right here, the damage eats in, break down into wires,
those break down into batteries, sensors you can rip down into wires if you really want
them, power bank breaks down into bats.
I know it's 5k chat but he needs other things right now.
No wires there.
I'm kind of full, like all my slots are pretty like, filled.
Yeah, I would imagine it would be great to get this one.
We really should be getting out with his stuff.
Yeah, let's uh, you're gonna drop the, for the rusted gear that he has, you'll drop
the heavy gun parts.
Do you have a hash kijic?
Yes I do.
I don't know what level he is actually.
Okay. Let's go. Okay. I've got a little stressed out because I knew how badly he needed
that stuff. So.
Which is a
stress out, you know.
I'm trying to lock in.
Brutal, thank you for the new sub.
Fasten, thank you for the new sub.
Jamie, thank you for the three months.
Locke with the three months.
Izzy with the get this up on kick.
Father with the new sub.
Baseball, the dad gamer with the two months.
Lewis with the new sub.
A guy over yonder with the new sub.
Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate you guys.
I'll bring it I have a blue looting augment
yeah that's the that's the best like mid game shit right there
thanks for all your help I know it could be annoying carrying into guys I
appreciate you yeah this is literally me every day
to be honest though it's probably really good for like a lot of your
guys as viewers to be like okay like they're someone's probably learned it's
something like I am probably yeah I have like an ungodly obsession with this
game so I'm basically just like a little encyclopedia for it at this
point that's good
I'm Tom AF I ain't learning shit.
I lost the extradition so what does that mean?
No, it's just when it starts.
That's what we were talking about maybe trying to get you to do because it gives you a little
bit of benefits to the game.
That's just prestige, right?
Yeah, but it's kind of a grind to get everything.
Once you know all the information of the game, like your second time, you'll be able to
get it done.
For instance, me and my friends, we had all the quests done and the entire expedition
done by day two of the expedition.
It's really not hard to do.
If you know where everything's at, you know what you need.
Yeah.
is the hard part and like where to get things is the biggest hurdle I mean I
could play on his I could just play on his account on stream and get him kid
to the expedition so at least he has that extra boost to him for the next
That doesn't get you in trouble?
No.
I don't think so.
I don't think Mbarkz really said anything about like account sharing, but I mean, they're
different than like setting up somebody else's PC and playing on their account, so.
I mean, they're not banning the fucking cheaters, so I mean, I don't think they're going to
be, that's not on the prior list, so.
Should I just run theinator?
Four?
That's it?
Yeah, that's fine.
Yep.
You really should be putting your, what am I trying to say, my brain just started,
your defibrillators in your quick slot use. You want to be able to just use them
on your, yeah. Yeah I mean did you play any Apex, Will? Yeah. So think like
combat same there like you get a crack you're gonna get dressed upon basically
unless you have some sort of like you tell to push that back so that's that's
how I compare the flights it's just very apexing okay I'm gonna hide it scream
are we going back to labs are we changing it up we can change it up
what am I the big map I like the big maps they're cool but nobody say where
we're going okay.
Alright, good job sir.
So leak it? Got it.
Who's trolling?
I'm tired, man.
I don't know why I'm tired.
I feel like my body is finally just trying to rest to get through all the sickness that I just had.
Brother Blair, thank you for the new sub as the timbers. Thank you so so much for the two months.
Thank you so much for the gifted sub and done with the new sub. Thank you. Thank you.
Ginger trolling now. What do you mean?
Did you have to go pee before you even queued? The raids are so freaking quick in this game.
No, I am tired, Chad, but I've been sick for over a week, so...
Unless you have to go get a drink or a drink, I'm sure.
I wish the FOV could go like that.
Also, though, I do need a sleep so I can get on today around like 4 or 5 p.m. to do community raids.
really you really have to deal with the wall I think it was just a cold that I
had
well where do we go
yes you're the blue gate person not that labs place that shit's crazy crazy oh
that's my favorite map do that I mean no no no I mean like not to like the
laboratory on this dude. Oh the bunker. That's my favorite place. Yeah I know you guys are
fucking gods dude. Okay then let's go over here and we can go do a little puzzle get
you some goopy. Yeah same there's specific shit he's looking for. Could isolate it and
then if it's like map specific I can just DM him. Yeah actually what do you need now?
I feel like I got you pretty much like everything that you needed for your benches.
Or did I not?
Oh, it's two tick pods, I do know that, because he told me he didn't need any more
tick pods the other day so I didn't need more.
We know where we can get him to
Right over yonder actually there's a little bunker next to that
Should be a couple down there
I'm pretty sure I already got those for him.
Yeah, I need one more leaper core though.
Oh, speaking of fucking leaper.
Here's the spiky bear!
That was funny.
Well, we're going to do a leap where I can just bring a wolf back and try it out.
Or we can just bring an angel to do that.
Alright, where's the little asshole spider?
One time I need him and I'm not here, huh?
Great.
We could go and try to kill that team over there if you want.
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes i'm coming back up you can come this way
oh are you climbing the ladder well well we have to show will the new ladder catch
oh god not right now let's go kill these guys parkour oh my gosh all right
man i made i made some friends
I was some home drawing oh flair three flair
I hear a suppressed snitcher I think somebody's got slimed out yeah good loot down body buddy
there's a there's a lever right behind us yeah don't don't I grew it oh my god
I really okay?
there are actually a team on my roof
oh god yep I'm knocked they're on the roof
Oh shit, I didn't realize.
Oh shit, okay.
Well, if- please don't kill my teammate, he's brand new.
Please, please, please, okay?
Wait, are you Jinji?
Yes.
I'm a Jinji, I'm a Jinji, I'm a Jinji, I'm a Jinji, I'm a Jinji, I'm a Jinji,
what's up?
What's up?
This guy is brand new, it's the second day.
Why, thank you.
Okay, thank you.
Let's go, let's go, I don't think.
Oh shit, oh shit, there's people on the top.
Why do I have to die?
Ginger?
What?
Take will is the, don't fight with these guys.
No, we're not fighting them. We're not fight
Okay
Well, let's get out he's already looted probably come on come on. Oh, yeah, they say vacuum that
That was so that's what it's like her under a sweat squad. Dude. Holy shit. I can say that. Oh wait
Oh, you think it was credit cards?
I mean, the level 1 steam account with one friend is a pretty good giveaway in this game.
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Yeah, some of them don't even have their steam profile set up for anything.
Yeah, and half of these people aren't even going to be looted.
Only one of those guys weren't. These are all free kids, okay. Let's keep going.
Wait, the dudes that fucked us up, you think? Or the Sus Force?
Yeah.
Oh.
Let's head home.
I was right here.
Yeah.
You're sorry.
Yeah.
That's why I told us just to leave.
Yeah.
That's why I just told us just to leave.
Yeah.
He's level one of these down to two friends, and that's usually the giveaway, and I bet
you...
At least he told us to just leave.
That's good.
Yeah.
I'm good at it.
He just doesn't want you to report him, that's all.
Yeah, I mean, at least he was nice to us to let us just go.
Yeah, it's better than the typical, like, the typical change of experience for you.
Mm-hmm.
What's a $40 player?
Well, just, you know...
I had a feeling they were either just really good or, you know...
I don't know me.
He could just be a new player, Judd.
I don't know.
Who knows? Who knows?
I mean, he has like the people that he was playing with is what's on his account. So I don't know. I could just.
You thank God she has fucking aura, but yeah, we'll heal you up because yeah, cuz you're Genji
If only it worked for me more often than it didn't cuz
Oh my god, it's the live and they're like, oh, who's this guy fuck you die?
That's fine
Like I want her team
Yeah, I literally was like, I'm a Genji don't kill me up with you. Look at me. He just fucked you
That's a motion.
It's called motion.
Brushes John Arc Raiders, bro.
Well, that name gives me PTSD because the last three John Arc Raiders that have killed me are Packers.
Lucky.
It's a Genji, my friend, fate that we've done some raids with.
him and I literally cannot do well. If we go Stella, out of maybe 20 raids, we get one that isn't just infested.
Hmm.
It's, it's atrocious. Like we actually can't play that. Why is that?
I have no idea. Like if we slam a lobby out, it's because there's no cheaters. If we die, we're dying to a cheater. It is stupid.
Interesting.
Like very rarely do we actually lose to actual people.
Um, you have a spot in your.
Container will or no.
Uh, yeah, I can, I can move my snap hook. Yeah.
I'm going to bring you a ven, venitor blue.
I have one right now.
You want me to come in with no gun? I just come in with no gun.
No, no, no, no. A blueprint.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, so I don't want to rain on your parade too much shut up but
crafting vans over finding vans uh always fine then to keep your threes and fours
for cycle ones and twos yes but i'm still going to give him the then
And so he can craft him if he wants to.
Oh boy, chat.
For teaching Willers, how to see him in a change of, I know, isn't it weird? Because he's not like one to venture out and play other games.
Though he has a lot to learn, I feel like.
Because I feel like he just doesn't get the hang of like third person is shooting and stuff and he's a good shooter, but he like the fast pace and shit because Tarkov is so slow compared to this.
Yeah, I'm kind of surprised he's on here too.
I think he's having fun, though.
I mean, he's literally like the best at Tarkov, so he could be pretty amazing at this game, too.
giving him a tempest? Oh god, I don't think that's a good idea.
He's also super chill vibes too, so...
I'm trying to crack my back.
Give him a hairpin. Oh my gosh.
He would be like, what the fuck did you do?
There you go.
Put that in your butt, sir.
Okay, yo, Albright, mine's spittin' on this.
What's that, huh?
Exactly.
Never.
The blueprint.
Yeah, fuck them blueprints.
I collected them all, this expedition, just for something to do.
Never again.
I don't even use 90.
How many, how many blueprints are in the game?
Seventy.
I
Because we got the we got the two new ones, okay
Well, there's 77 but three of them you can't get or something yeah, they removed the other three so they're not even on the
Oh, they're not
Nope. Oh, okay
So I'm assuming they're thinking against
for some reason I forgot to bring my stems
you shit me okay me all right we packed
he gave me mine I packed extra for will because I figured you
would I normally always remember mine but this
time I did not. See like that's behavior I'd expect out of Autumn. Autumn forgets her
Sims all the time so I'm prepared for that. It's funny. Oh we had some banger
raids last night actually. What are the blueprints you can't get? It was some of
like the purple kinetic and the splitter and the suppressor 3. Yeah but that's
It's not going to be a thing at all, so...
What?
Suppressor 3, though. Like, is it really that big of a deal to take it out as a blueprints?
Uh, I mean...
I don't really think...
I don't really think it matters that much, but it does make guns like a pellet plot.
Like, that's just the best suppressor ever.
mm-hmm figure out with will need it anything oh I don't know I just any
little early he needs to tick pods to ticks and a leaper right yeah I just
want to kill robots and people
I don't want to piss the paper off play.
Are you wanting the loot second floor, Gens?
That's what I was thinking we could do.
You think everyone's going to be an enemy?
Oh yeah, for sure.
And trio's always.
Well, there are already people up there.
not go up there we can want the Toro anything's possible as long as they're
not cheating I'm feeling a little drop I think I'm just rocking on my shit I'm
ultra be honest the fence yeah I'm done with the expedition they just shut
this door on the right by the way. Oh, actually they're just holding up. I don't have a message.
There's a little third person. Oh hey there buddy. They're freeze, nobody ever brings
those. Can't walk in that gas can they? You can, it just removes your stamina.
That guy's dead with the thing.
Smoke, the last one's gonna be that call right here.
I
We see
He's like you got a free kid. I'm like dude. I don't give a fuck dude kills a kill for me right now
It's so nice.
Everyone's so mad in this game always.
It's morning.
It's early, man.
Oh, they're cranky.
They didn't sleep well.
They need their beauty sleep and they didn't get made in less.
agree haven't felt the touch of a woman in six years
well this is a good combat to you this one that this guy had you'd uh you fuck
with an anvil four that's an anvil one but anvil four five they didn't sleep at
all that's probably it's got a stature four yep oh nice I didn't look at the
attachments we're just probably alright stitcher four is very good pair with
like anviller pair of
Now did any of the freak-its have a mind?
Ooh, I found another blueprint that is the best grip in the whole game.
I'll argue it. What's your take? Which one?
one um the angled grip too besides obviously the pink one but horizontal
ways that's it's crack as fuck I've been putting on the vans that I've been
running yeah you can just beam the fuck out of people okay well you're gonna
need this stuff I'm pretty sure you're going to need those light bulbs for
something
Maybe that's what it is.
I don't like this game more than Parkov, it's just different.
I like both games.
That's the rooster upgrade.
And that bet is for the rooster upgrade as well.
You guys struggle with footstep audio in this game, right?
Yes, 100%.
Close footstep audio.
Yeah, it's always close footstep audio.
I have the night mode turned on too, and it didn't really help.
See, I'm an anti-night motor, I'll be honest.
I don't use it, and I can hear a fly fart on the other side of this building.
But sometimes people just walk up in my ass and say,
apparently that happens in night mode, it's tuned to 7.
Yeah, I don't know why people say it's better. I have it turned on. Maybe I need to turn it off. I don't know.
I turned mine on? Alright, I never even...
Shit, I don't know how to put that shit on.
Don't need it.
Well, we could just get out at hatch and I give Will a little bit more loot for what he needs.
We could, we could, and if you leave everything in here, I see you have.
Um, I do have a wolf pack if we want to try to eliminate a leap up.
Oh, we can do that. I'm down. Like on our way to extract.
Yeah, I don't know if we'll have to see if there's one spawn in Red Lake.
It's not there, they want the different one.
Actually, I would probably not go Red Lake.
Because of the Queen?
Yeah, I bet you that's the new campers.
Mmmmm, actually yep, you're right, you're right, you're right, we definitely should
not go there.
Yeah, I don't even think about it until I heard her purring.
Yeah, I wasn't really thinking about it either.
probably why it's also so like peaceful over here okay so maybe we go to
this one we should still kill a leaper yeah I think I heard it at the water
treatment hatch
Somebody's getting burnt alive.
The bronze, thank you so much for the new sub.
Our paths, thank you for the new sub. Appreciate you guys. Thank you, thank you.
Yes, this one.
Gonna jump on us. Be careful.
Oh, I can not.
Should I be doing anything now?
Uh.
Howie!
Maybe shoot it?
Where at?
Just anywhere?
We're up.
Just anywhere?
Here we go.
If we find an actual Leapercore, I do need it.
My last Leapercore.
good
unless you decide to do the traffic station
what's the point of that though?
oh you get some fucking fire goop out of it
oh shit
what happened?
we just keep running maybe?
just run
you guys run to the hatch I will uh
I've got a lot of loot that he needs.
You guys are good.
Don't seem to be immediately chasing.
They suck.
Miss me, miss me.
Spiderman
I play on PC I probably have a hundred meters on them, so okay you have room for stuff well. Oh
My gosh, I am I'm pretty full
Take this rubberber ducky you should have room for that
Okay let's get out. Go Will.
There's kids for shit.
I am tired, genuine question, but no more talking, not gonna tell you what to play.
Stop that I'm done with Tarkov, I'm just playing another game right now.
I just want to play whatever I feel like playing, you know?
My stash is full.
That's not good.
Rubber duckies are for your rooster
and the cat bed is for the rooster as well.
I can't research this vendor, uh, with her.
You can't learn it?
No.
I have a white check mark at the bottom right of it.
Yeah.
Majority of it.
Oh.
Wait, what?
Yeah, let me get that back, actually.
That's crazy.
easy dude you got baited oh fuck okay so are you able to upgrade stuff in your hideout now
what's up are you able to upgrade stuff in your hideout now
No.
Yeah, let me take a look.
No.
Dude, thank you for the 220 bids.
I still need one more motor.
Seven.
and the new sub and another 222 bitties oh my goodness thank you advanced
mechanical components mr. Tojo thank you for the new sub thank you thank you
appreciate you I can make three of them is it worth it what what do you need
because you can make the electronical components and then you can also do the
arc circuitry and the durable and then you have enough wires so just yeah
make more of the electronical shit and you can make like the durable cloth
and shit there also the little like round arc discs
Oh, I can make those discs. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
I think you need a durable cloth for something too. I think it was one with the
check pods. Yeah, I always get to take pods though. I can bring him those advanced parts
if he needs them. He needs five of the advanced mechanical components. Oh, you need one more
motor shit okay I mean you know actually honestly we could all do free kits Stella
and I take you to a spot that spawns it yes no maybe so oh let's do a free kit
Stella I'm gonna take him to a spot that spawns the motor cuz he only needs one
more. I mean he could just run a green augment too so he has the one booty
hold four unless you want it. Freak it. Freak it where? Stella. I'm getting tired I'm
like crashing. I just I know how still it can be and I just I don't think we should
go into it with kids right now. Yeah, it's about that time of day. Rosie, thank
you for the new sub. I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you. And I take
medicine what do you mean I think my body is just finally like since it's not
trying to fight all of the sickness it's like finally okay like you need to
sleep a little bit because I was not sleeping when I was sick
Okay, we have to go over here.
Oh, pick that up.
Where are we getting this?
Durables.
Huh?
Oh, his durables.
Okay.
Dude, really?
Okay, I got one durable
We can take this flat or we can piece no, I don't want to take this fight
Okay, two Durables I got
We're gonna go down below though
I'll go that way.
Let's go out here alone.
I got my tickpods.
Oh shit!
Hold on, on, on, on, on, on, on.
Very weak.
Oh my god, there's three teams here, there's three teams!
Oh my gosh.
This is insane.
Um, Will, come over here.
Let's just jump over here.
I'm bouncing, I'm bouncing.
You guys are okay?
Do your thing.
I'm... over here.
You're gonna drop down with you?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, definitely do that.
Yeah, I went down to the fall, but it was better to get down to those guys.
Nice.
Those guys have things.
Oh, there's dudes on me.
Yeah.
Oh, hey, Gigi, there's a guy down here.
What?
So I got me midder.
He knocked me midder.
Oh, my gosh.
And I got the motor.
Okay, you know what?
Don't worry.
I'm crawling to you.
No.
what?
No more, I'm crawling to you.
No, the guy's right there.
Feet of dust, feet of dust!
He just got knocked out.
Oh, my God. That guy's flying.
This dude's on fire too.
Oh, my gosh.
Ah, shoot and get me.
Let's stay.
Yeah, but there's... I can't...
Literally crawl down here because there is a shredder right here
Is the shredder still there
The shredder is still there
My gosh
Okay
Just keep moving keep moving pushing push me
In here i'm gonna drop you stuff, okay
You're gonna need this stuff and take that stuff too, okay, you're gonna
I went to the spot that I told you that spawns a motor
Okay
And then craft the two durable cloths
Yeah, I'll get you know
Are we running real kids now well look do do your hideout stuff first tell me what whatever you need
Five advanced mechanical I can craft those though, I think
Yeah, see if you can craft them right now. I need to craft my durable
Yeah, it's like 14.
Yeah, I see those that rusted thing that I gave you that you need those now.
Are you able to craft the item, the other items that you need?
Advanced Mechanical Capacity.
You have to be like springs in a ship.
I knew it. I knew we could do it. Thank you for the new sub, sub butternubs, thank you
for the three months. Red Rodrick, thank you for the four months, Resub. Four months,
Indy. Let's go get that group. Hell yeah. I need three more advanced mechanical robots.
I can bring them to you.
My bad, I thought I was muted.
The munchkin brought me my breakfast.
What do you get?
A couple fried eggs.
Keeping it light so that way I have energy to keep.
I'm just gonna send it today. We're gonna run good kids now
Yeah, we can free
Is it safe just to run a binator? Yeah
So the naters the best all around gun in the game like if you were just gonna run one gun the natives the best
100% El Toro is demon of Salamantus or let a floor fire gun for a budget kit
Anvil fire Stitcher fire Arpeggio dog piss
Rattler, that's the paperweight, Osprey, Chris Kyle, Yo I heard you all about the Osprey
shoots medium ammo, it's a really weird, like it just doesn't hit, I don't like it,
Renegade is better than the Osprey.
Dude, there's some people that can hit like crazy with a gun, but I just, I think it's terrible.
And every gun, by the way, so like the reason you level stuff up, you get better dispersion,
you get better reload times, sometimes the magazine capacity will increase on some guns.
it's like renegade never run less than like like a three or fours to his dog
um ify
yeah renegade is really nice
he thought he said a different word there what do you mean
you love the osprey i just i don't know i just don't like it for some reason
I just don't, I wish I did.
Yeah, I do need to go to sleep soon so I can get back onto the night probably around 4 or 5 p.m. Eastern.
A blue shield with a blue looting augment, right? I have to run like a pink augment with a blue looting with a blue shield, right?
Yeah, but you should be able to make them.
Yeah, there is a couple of blue augments you can run, but you sacrifice carry weight and like backpack space.
The best one is the survivor looting augments.
Okay, I don't even start with the ship.
Well, dude, I'm going to get off then because I need to get on tonight for my community games with everyone.
I still think I'm going to try to find a way I'm going to try to get into your community
game, community games, and challenge your viewers to 1v1s with hammers.
Survival of the fittest.
I want a 1v2 hammer duel yesterday morning, I'm like, she went hard.
Dude, someone commented on one of my YouTube shorts and said, I wish I got rich off peanut.
What does he even mean by that?
Yeah, I am stuck with dreams.
I mean of the video where I'm showing like the Pokemon card does he realize like I didn't sell that
like processors or well care about your name advanced and processors yeah man the menu I really
just don't comment that you're such a make it like the workshop on the reader menus like it reminds me
Actually, the day before it feels like an Unreal Engine asset.
I would love for them to redo the menu.
EJ, thank you for the gift of the sub, Mr.
Jaren, they give you the two months resub.
Appreciate you.
It's ass.
I use the HyperX Cloud earbuds.
Could use a little bit of a pack.
Opening streams?
Yeah, sometimes I do.
I opened some earlier today.
I will open some before I get off stream for you guys, which
should, I think I'm going to make this one my last.
I'm just tired.
I'm really tired.
My body is from being sick.
Mr. Jaren, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Appreciate you.
OK, here you go.
will put that in your container and hmm thank you thank you thank you where do
we go I guess we just go back go loot it all up
Thanks for the 5 gifted subs.
Appreciate you.
Am I still late?
Because I woke up really late.
I woke up late.
Some of Hutch's meth?
Oh my gosh.
No thank you.
No, no, no, I don't remember his stims surely Jen you did right what I said will remember his stems the gym
He didn't remember stems I made stems and then I didn't put them there because I brought Will stuff instead
Dude I literally made stems I promise you they're they're in my stash
That's crazy
Oh my gosh
Ginger have you ever played the armor reforger at all?
Yes, what?
Now we're just like yapping about it made a couple buddies. I
Shed it's not fun
Mom's pussy is more fun
What
You motherfucker you made him put your mom jerk didn't you?
No, no
Yeah, you know what you better hope we'll resist you this game cuz I'll tell you what
On our defense
No, I do I do I do
No, he doesn't like you I'm pretty sure I do you
You don't need another Sentinel for, right?
I'm pretty sure he already upgraded that.
Dude, can we just go inside?
There's too many.
I don't have to deal with this stuff.
Yeah, fuck all that.
I'm actually sleeping for all that.
Put that shit on out.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he already upgraded.
So he's good.
Are we first or you think?
Yeah, I think we are.
Get all the orcs here.
I'm going to camp for a zip.
Just pay attention for the metallic noise
of the run upstairs.
I gotta get the Squidward's.
Honestly, I kind of feel like they're a little easier to kill recently.
I don't know why.
It feels like they almost, I don't just like nerf them.
Maybe it's just me, I don't know.
They're Roombas, I don't know what you guys are talking about, but they're Roombas, not
Squidward.
I got that from Will.
Will calls them Roombas, it's pretty funny.
all your bull girls
you already polluted this room?
I don't know
is it still a harvester? like
I got a
it's still a harvester
oh a snow glooom
that's a sweet 7k
You still need the durable cloth
Hey, go will
I've been crafting it
Yeah, but did you craft it for your hideout sub-grade? Yeah, okay
Playing cards are worth money. Yeah, I've got like seven grand
honestly between the other trick that you got that one in the mixtape you have like 24k
I heard of a nadir and I think I need it
Oh, oh, oh drop them drop them
Fucking psycho back these boys will be on the roof care
We could just go use the zipline outside they might not look over to see that we're doing
that let's do it let's do it we're gonna have to go back this way though and I think we're
We're gonna run into enemy convects.
We could just drop in and loot their friend too.
That's also, like a vessel.
Oh my god, turn around.
Oh god, we're stuck.
We're stuck, I heard them.
Yeah.
He's pushing up, he's pushing up.
Oh god.
Okay.
The map is perfectly landed on my dick.
guys not oh my gosh what did I just do
please
we get a knock on the stairs yeah we got a knock
Nice, last one is behind the shield and shotgun.
Do you have enough shield?
Back of that!
Oh shit!
I think someone just came down.
He's no shield.
He knocked me.
That's shotgun.
Good, bro.
They're shotguns.
They're saying.
There might be people coming from here, by the way.
Yo.
Oh my god, oh my god, Godnate, Godnate.
Was that a Godnate?
Yeah, you got one down with it.
Nice.
He's long in that corridor.
I got so...
No, he's gonna get him up.
Hit me, I'm outside of the answer.
Oh shit, what am I doing?
What am I doing?
Cracked one?
Yeah.
Still right here.
Time was just through.
Holy shit.
There's someone left.
Yeah.
These are the two from up top, by the way.
Hi.
OK.
GG spell.
I
Lot of I can't tell me you are
I think we should go to extract and I dropped this loop for will
good we never littered the guy up top oh yeah you're right that was exciting I
want more PvP didn't do too bad
you got to learn about the tour today oh my god will come here what never do a
discount what is that that's a Venator one but it has blue attachments on it
has a blue vertical grip and a blue extended.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, take that, take that, because you
can take the attachments at least.
Honestly, take the attachments off of it,
recycle the gun, or kill them.
I actually don't really have the best of blue, I guess.
That fucking shit.
Barricade, seven rubber, and some ammo.
But these guys over here, didn't have a goop.
I just don't know where they're at.
I don't want to get like.
Even this guy was not like, he had level one guns.
Lock in gang.
Oh.
We're getting shot, aren't we?
Right below me.
One down, two down, there's another one down low, that might be another team down low.
Uh oh, pissed off space Jesus, I will take my chances with whatever's down low.
I see him.
Yeah, they were like that way.
Be careful of that.
Focus that off.
Back top.
Genji, there's somebody right here somewhere.
What?
Did you hear? I heard somebody reload.
No shields on that guy long, right?
Oh, Jesus.
I didn't hear that.
He's... I think on the staircase of this tower.
Okay.
Shall we investigate?
Close on a stench.
Up top?
Somewhere. Not sure if they're playing those stairs.
he might be down low honestly like down in the dirt i think space is about to
shoot at me no you're okay
that guy was poor um he does have a maxed out um
anvil though what i don't know if you're like those
and i like any any loot oh listen i'ma tell you now when he gets
comfortable with it he's got a lot of the end though
I should have so fun did you just go down yeah this guy's really juiced no he's
not he's got so much shit on him yeah but that doesn't mean juice what is this
guy doing right here dude what
No, dude, he just went he just jumped down
Something in bushes
He's in this he's right here
I'm being paid for you guys
I'm gonna
That works
He's like I'm being great for you guys. She's already one shot.
I don't read chat when I'm in the middle of a fight, no?
You know how hard it is to be in a fight and read chat?
Has got me fucked up.
like I saw one not the shields yeah he's playing our graders
I think that the guy Jinji's on I think it's that guy
no there's a dead guy right there
maybe I killed that guy actually
maybe I thought no shields was enough
no never actually, oh cute guys
I think I did kill this guy
little head-tapper?
Yeah, thank you for the new sub.
Okay, thank you for the $2 super chat.
If it's okay to ask, when will you be live again?
I'm gonna try to shoot for like 4 to 5 p.m. today.
Like, Texas time.
I gave it with an arpeggio too, and it renegades.
So we'll say 5 to 6 p.m. Eastern time, how about that?
Oh, oh, oh.
Uh...
Exploding, thank you for the six months resub.
resub ate it into the hunter bitties
there you have a belly
this plane's a mark like i always do
scavenger thank you for the new sub
appreciate you
wait what he has no belly on him
yeah i don't know what i'm looting right now
james but these are people for sure
oh that's a bobcat
Do I draw a meter? Do I draw a meter?
Yeah, you can draw a meter.
Cool. I'm over a cucumber now.
Now we go up.
Can you- will the adrenaline stems give me strength again or no?
That'll give you all of your stamina back so you can keep running.
We still probably want to go to this hatch since the other one, like the queen is still here.
I was bhopping and it meant to the ledge.
I left the bobcat.
No I didn't.
I have it right here.
It's just the number one or something I'm about to buy anyways.
I don't know.
It's pink.
It's a fun gun.
Is that fine though, found a raid only?
Can you drop a gun to me to carry so you're not overweight?
I'm fat too, so...
Does that help? Or no?
I can drop.
Okay...
Wait, come here, come here!
Pick as many of those up as you can, because you need those for your...
your rooster.
Okay, now we're all good!
This is pre-recorded. Why does Chad always say that my streams are pre-recorded?
Don't lose my freaking head. No, he doesn't. No, I'm good
I'll get them. I'll shoot them though. I'll still kill them
Yeah, what is that?
Oh, I only had two shots.
Holy f***.
Wait, run in!
Easy.
Why thank you good sir
Yeah, people are dying in the river. Let's go kill them. No, we are getting out with our loot
No, no, no
We are not peanut 2.0. Well
I can't you just want to look at him. He just wants to go man
I'm says no hurt man. Okay. Come on. Let's go. Let's go to extract
Don't be spider-man
Peanut point seven five up
I don't need a gun. I want more and I know I should. Yes, and that is literally how peanut
is. So stop it. It's not a good thing. It's bad because I get in that mindset too and
then I just die. Dude, you need to play with peanut in this game.
Brian go for it all with me yeah he will he's always down for all that when
you see those players leave their body it's just something else it's a joke I
mean it I'm like yeah it is I need to put some players and Tarkov off players
Oh
Okay, come get your goop
Also, um, I have this blueprint it's for your shotgun
Come on all bright
I would say like yesterday was like my first full day of playing this, I killed them solo with a pharaoh.
Not bad chat, excellent range.
I thought they keep shooting his thruster.
Guys, thank you so much for the new sub.
Smackersburg, thank you for the 5 gifted subs, appreciate you.
I said good day.
Good night, good day, what?
No, uh, Genji won't let me.
Wait, what?
Every time I, every time I try, he's like,
No, you can't do that!
Do what?
He needs to be a space cat.
I want to ride the...
Oh yeah, he wants to ride the Freakant.
Let him ride the ride!
I mean, he can if he wants, but he's just going to probably die to it, but you know...
You know
You guys can heal me
We
And genji don't forget your stems this time
Can you guys do a duo without me real quick
free kit you want to go free kit Stella and
smart some people I you know I think you have a little too much faith in me but
you know I'll be back she's gonna open up Pokemon cards just for a little bit
next she's got dude okay it's so boring watching all these streamers run the
same stuff you know it's a game if the game would like make stuff like actually
usable then we wouldn't have to like if they may if they balanced out the guns
more it'd be better you know but that's the problem they have not balanced
out the guns very well. And I agree it is one, you know, I run the Berletta a lot. That's
my favorite gun in this. I love the Berletta, but dude people get on to me for running it.
is great. A good gun.
I like the bobcat.
I'll pretty much use everything.
I use the rattler a lot there for a while and people judged me for it.
Okay. We're going to open some of the new ETBs from Ascended here since we got them in.
I'm really curious. I'm going to open my Pokemon Center ETB because apparently,
because I need to honestly one of the promos.
But apparently, they haven't been having the Pokemon Center stamp on it,
So I don't know, but I guess we're gonna see.
Some of them do, some of them don't.
Well, let's see if I got lucky or not.
Okay, let me get this.
Okay.
Here is the Pokemon Center ETB.
And in these, in the Pokemon Center ones, you get more packs, I believe, 11 packs.
And I think the other ones have like eight or nine.
Okay, moment of truth.
It has the Pokemon center stamp. Let's fucking go. Thank God. Thank freaking God. I was a
I was actually a little nervous.
Okay. Now, let's get a God pack.
Let's get a God pack.
Let me turn on some music.
Only YouTube won't be able to hear it.
Very sorry, guys.
Okay. Sometimes in my opinion, the Pokemon Center ETBs are more juice than the regular ETBs, but I could just literally be silly for thinking that.
Okay, first pack so far, nothing.
Let's get that God pack though. A 24-hour stream of just opening packs?
Dude, that would be an expensive stream. What the hell?
Oh, we got him again! That's crazy. What?
I love this card. It's such a good card.
Such a good card.
We would pay for 24 hour pack stream, dude.
What? I would have to spend like thousands of dollars on packs just so we would have stuff to open.
That would be insane.
I sense a dragonite dude.
I have not pulled the dragonite SIR yet.
I need it for my master set.
Maybe I was wrong about these.
How about one pack per each raid?
No, we will fund it. You guys are crazy.
That is way too much money.
We don't need to do that.
Bellyball EX.
I bet you'd be the first to open packs for 24 hours.
I don't know that. I mean that would require a lot of facts. A lot of facts. Oh, look how
fairy so cute. Gold duck and nothing else. Okay, we are actually getting cooked on this.
Are these nails real? By nails? Yeah. What do you mean?
I'm not sure.
Hmm.
Black belt training.
I watched someone pull a pink Pikachu.
Yes, I pulled that on stream, too.
Yes, it's a really good one. It's pretty expensive, actually.
Okay, we have three more packs. Prismatic 2.0, yeah.
Oh, no.
This is not good.
We got a trainer and IR and an EX so far.
Oh, okay. Mega Charizard EX.
This is actually the best, this is the best ex in the set, by the way.
I'll take that.
That's burnt.
Okay.
One day we'll get a God pack chat.
Oh, wait, what is going on?
Okay, Drippy! We got a little Drippy. Okay, maybe it got better there at the end. We got...
We got five hits.
It's not the best ETP though.
I'm just really thankful that my ETP,
the promo had the stamp because other peoples did not have the stamp.
We are going to open one more ETP.
This one is not a Pokemon Center one.
Dude, imagine if some of the regular ones
actually had the Pokemon Center stamps.
Imagine that.
That'd be fucked.
And got, and got in fuck all.
Dude, honestly, I think, you know,
I don't think the ETBs have the good heads.
I think the sticker packs have the good heads in them.
Okay, so we have nine packs in the regular ones.
On the new drops, I mean, I got the ETBs for 50 bucks, so.
Oh my gosh, what am I doing?
A done sparse ex the mini since I've been good.
Yeah, I've heard the mini tins are actually pretty good.
Did we open the mini tins today, didn't we?
I think we did.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we did.
I think we got a few good hits, but nothing crazy.
I can have the trash to confirm that aren't really worth I mean you can play them in a deck so it's not like they're not worth it but most of these cards you can play in a deck and people use them for master sets as well.
You have 32 ETBs in your collection?
Yes, I am master setting this.
I just keep my bulk.
Um, not 62 degrees, like 68 degrees.
I just love my hoodies and, you know, my beanies.
And I just feel so comfy like that, you know.
Oh, yes, I love this card.
It's such a nice card love it 32 on opens are they all different or some of them are
the same. Wait, was it you that was telling me about how you needed a certain certain ETBs
to finish the collection off? Right? That was you or no? I swear that was you.
Do you say these packs have a good pool rate? No. I want to say they do. No.
For the lower end set.
What? The one that I just pulled? Oh my gosh! Do you guys see that print line? Holy f***!
What the hell? That print line! That's insane! Oh, a KangusCon EX. Man, this was an EX box,
Okay, last pack magic chat. Let's get it.
That was not, that was deaf, that, that ETV, yeah.
Okay, hold on, let me go get something else.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Ha ha ha.
Okay.
Open until SIR you won't do it. What are you guys doing?
You guys are crazy
Okay, we're gonna I
I don't have 20. We're going to open this.
I got this from the card shop.
They had some come in, so I was like, heck,
yeah, I'll take that for retail.
Fuck yeah, let's pull a Mewtwo.
Mewtwo.
Definitely not archer years I was just playing I told my friends to give me a second so I
could open some of these.
But I'm, I don't know what I'm doing.
Opening some.
Oh.
Oh, emcee.
Oops.
Oops, I'm just dropping cards everywhere now.
All of these will have cards this week.
Okay.
I don't actually know if there's an Aldi's in San Antonio.
I don't ever go there.
Genji full-time scalper.
Oh, Yama.
You do realize that I open all of my stuff and I don't sell stuff or literally triple the price of people?
Oh, EX. Okay, so far we've gotten three hits from this bundle.
Yeah, I'm in San Antonio.
Okay, last pack magic from this.
And then we open one more ETB
of Ascending Ascended Heroes.
Skarmory.
Come on.
Okay.
Three hits and a bundle is actually really good.
Okay. New ETB.
Open until SIR, you won't know.
The articuno, yeah.
There's some really sick articuno cards that are just regular, you know?
Okay.
Just pull a God pack, that's what I want, that's what everyone wants though.
Can you imagine not pulling a single hit out of your ETB?
I would feel so bad for people.
I mean, I know it's possible.
Yeah, this is going to be a hard set to master set for sure.
Oh, hallelujah.
Mega attack.
OK.
Nice little mega attack.
Not bad. Sadly, it's not Gengar.
He could chew.
Are we winning?
Yeah, I guess you could say.
Maybe not. We've only had one hit, but at least it's a mega attack.
Mega attacks are actually kind of rare.
They're kind of as rare as like an SIR.
We have three packs left and only one hit is.
The discord to the Pokemon. Yeah, I can.
Give me a second.
Oh, we got another one.
Yes, I love this card.
I am so okay with a double card of this.
Such a cute card.
I think I see an EX.
Oh, we got the Pikachu reverse.
Ooh, okay.
And it was an EX, okay.
Two, one.
This is like a three or four dollar card.
It's kind of crazy. This is a reverse hollow.
Okay, last pack magic means God pack, right?
Oh, just kidding.
Okay, that was not the worst because we got another four hits.
So not bad, but we did get a mega attack.
And we got the Pica reverse, which is really nice.
Okay, chat. I'm tired.
I am tired, chat.
I'm tired.
I'm going to raid you guys over to Will. I'm going to play a little bit more with them just so he.
can get the hang of it, I guess, or give him more loot.
But we are going to do community raids today.
That will be around 5-6 p.m. Eastern time when I get on for that.
I love you guys.
Thank you for everything that you guys do for me.
Oh wait, I miss Sony subs. Oh my goodness.
Tommy, thank you for the $5 super chat.
Love Morning Streams with Genji. Heck yeah.
Tommy, thank you for the new member.
Fog with the three months.
Hater with the 10 biddies.
We got lucky with you.
Kinky with the new sub.
Ascended, thank you for the 500 biddies.
that changed my username for the bit.
Two months to change it.
Oh no, Donnie with the new sub,
TJ with the three months, good morning.
Lazy with the two months, brother with the new sub.
Alco, thank you for the three months
at PG with the new sub
and Dari with the two months.
Slur Saturday tonight?
Wait, today's Saturday?
No.
Oh, wait, community rates tomorrow, not today.
Oh my gosh, what am I doing?
Tomorrow, it's on Sunday, guys.
OK, tonight is just regular games then.
I'm so sorry.
I love you guys.
I will see you guys later, OK?