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Hello, hello, boys. Good morning, everybody. Welcome, welcome.
What's up procrastination? Paul's seal, it's totally Cortex, Mr. Fernando, short seal Eorg's.
No name, Celestial Hannah. Shadow people's Jockey, Dr. Simple Lot, the one nace.
No the dustbin j mungus marshal switch of dwayne adam what up bro gabar farnezy carmela
macho pies nice dial b dark simple americat and everybody else hello guys hello welcome to the
stream welcome to the stream had a nice chill morning this morning i went to the gym a little
bit. Just a little bit. I went and I bought some water. Nothing special. I sat down.
I feel pretty excited to shoot today. I feel pretty excited. GT was a lot of fun yesterday.
It's going to be fun to continue. We'll do a little bit of reddit, recap and donut
before and then we'll hop over and soon, soon. I'm not going to be malding about
satanic axe guys don't worry about that it's normal normal when it's all okay
journey after we're done with riding we have a lot of time until tournaments
really kick in again it's almost a month left so it's like we have plenty of time
show us your pants you present on 99th we're still 99th in spite of our dogs
with predictions somehow we're very bad in the international purchase we had
good in the group stage one somehow it worked out group stage fantasy
predictions ninety three international ninety one
i don't know how this worked out
i don't know how this worked out but ninety nine claim reward
claim now
all i want claim now
claim now
claim now i don't know many times
i found a bug guys i'm gonna press claim now over and over
i'm bag abusing, wait, it's not working
nevermind
no
claim no
as new bag just dropped
how many times can i do this
this seems so annoying to do
why do they do every thousand
so annoying
on 27 with 97k you might not get burdled
on 27k with 97% i might not get purple item
Shiiiit, that's kinda sad actually.
I don't know if I'm gonna get...
I just need 95th, that's what's important.
95th and you get one purple item.
I want the dry one, of course.
Just like Yadaro.
Yeah, my percentiles are not up there, but let's just brag that we're 90-something.
On my friend list I'm not so low, like I'm top 10 on my friend list.
That's not so bad, right?
That should be good.
Okay, we're done.
Don't claim it.
I heard yesterday they fucked up the congratulations team spirit, the congratulations at Thunder
Hyde or something like that.
You can buy capsule, what can you get?
You can get the champion sticker, wow, gold, gold, gold.
Let's go reddit guys, let's see if any new rumors are out, yeah?
So, 1 GTA, soon, soon, like 10 minutes from now.
I'm just gonna go through reddit quick and then we'll do it.
And I don't know after Reddit, after GTA, I'm not gonna be done today, I think it's gonna
take at least two days now.
But after we're done with GTA, I think either we're gonna hop into Dota again or we're gonna
do another variety game, and then Dota, honestly I'm not sure, it depends on how we feel.
I'm not like that motivated, it's all good, it doesn't look fun at all, it doesn't
look fun.
Team Spirit on the front page of a Russian newspaper today, damn.
It's kind of funny there on the front page, but the other Team Spirit Counter Shack one
isn't.
Bye bye.
It's going to pog.
Is this the front page?
I don't know.
Maybe it is.
I don't know.
She's sitting front page.
I'm not sure.
Here's what I learned.
Okay, I'm not...
What is this?
I'm going to do a hot.
Yeah.
What is that?
Russian panel holes got 100% correct TI predictions.
Damn.
I mean you had to be some level of psychopaths to get all of them right you had to think like
Nigma's gonna beat Falcon but they will lose to Yandex and then they will lose to BB and Falcon
are just gonna crash out completely out of the tournament you had to believe that BB okay
everybody that lost a vision they would beat they would beat Ironwing they would beat BB sorry
they would beat Nigma and then they will lose the spirit the spirit would do like a crazy
lower bracket run all the way. May or she had the script.
Sus on the panel doesn't seem right. How he flexes his TI
rings. I never could have imagined living this life. I
do not put my emotions right now. Thank you all for making
it possible to go on this journey. I read a blog at some
point when I process more blog. That's how you can tell
he was born in the 90s. blog, bro, make a little
TikTok dance about it. Come on, man. Wow, that EG ring is beautiful. The Falcons ring
honestly looks like the worst out of all the three. The Tundra one is kind of
cool because it's in the logo, which is dope, but the EG one looks mentally good,
right? Am I crazy? They made the EG with diamonds? Damn. Maybe the... maybe... which
one is the best guys, you think? I don't know. I like the Tundra one. It's cool
because it's the logo, but the Falcon one looks the worst. I don't know. Why is
the falcon purple instead of green they fucked it up it wouldn't be cool if it
was green easy one yeah
do tick-tock dance I will he's done you got two more fingers to complete that's
right think ppd kicked him because he talked too much based let's skip the
song I was. I heard of a lot of my songs. If it, no, you wouldn't have mostly wouldn't
buy bikinis always English. If I were, if it were me, I would have bought eggs and
drugs. Then again, I mean, that does, it does look like me, bro. It does look like
me, doesn't it? I mean, I think it's a fair, I think it's still a fair criticism,
even though Shtanik didn't do it, because it's not only the take of me, right, or the
people who are saying it.
It's also a take of people, a lot of people who play Jog on high level, right?
I mean, who plays Jog at the highest level, right?
But also who do play.
They all pretty much buy it, a lot of them buy X, so I don't know.
That's why it's weird.
We showed yesterday, I mauled it for 30 minutes and showed why I like it.
I don't think the game would have been easy if he bought it, but it's just weird
that he doesn't do it, bro.
the skewed graph for the Herald and the mortal have the same opinion. It might be the, what
is that called? It might be that opinion. Wait, where is that called? Middle of IQ curve opinion.
I don't know. You know, the meme. Yeah, this one. It might be this one. The Herald saying
bi-aggs, the guy saying, no, you have to have this, you have to have that. He has,
he has radians, you have to have MKB. And then the genius, he also says bi-aggs. I think,
I think that's why it has to be right
Who's in the middle though, I don't know
Might be
One and sixteen pug not pudge one of the game
This clip has a lot of comments will give it a chance why is it so high quality though, I can barely contain myself. There we go
I'm not gonna stream on YouTube today by the way guys
I don't want to get copy strike for GTA, but you guys don't care you guys are here
But YouTube frogs, F.
Well, can you lead 30 minutes in? This must be a terrible game, right? Or no. It's a normal game.
1-16 in 31 minutes. Who is this? Who did that at TI? I forgot.
Not Tobio. Somebody that died like this relentlessly.
was this it? It's not like the most normal Dota Play of all time. It is Dove like it is.
I've done that dive many times. Finally, the answer to all your questions. Rewards for
top performers, scores are being up that your percentile may change. Yeah, post TI
depression is kicking in Valve please. Now Valve never patched the game after TI, they
always do the same thing. They want people to enjoy the TI patch, that's what I heard.
So they don't patch the game, they don't do anything. So it's going to be a month or
two before they do anything at least.
The company managers, I have to put signature heroes for not me. Who's going to do it
though. Not me. My cosplay is Marana Dota 2. Dang. He even went to the woods.
Another month with Mr. Gulp.
This Go Goat with the 76 months. Thank you.
True Goats of Dota 2. Corbin. Corbin is a bit of a pitbull. He doesn't like me very
much I think, but okay I talked to him in real life you know. He didn't like me
because I said all the CIS orgs are signing young players
to predatory contract for like 10 years.
And he started, he started molding on me
and molding at me on Telegram or something like that.
But I still, I signed by what I said, it's true.
It's true.
I've let my wife down, Jesus.
She's not your wife no more, 10,000, come on man.
Molding is true, I mean it is true.
Nobody cares about your predictions or fantasy points.
Sincerely.
Okay, that's about it.
Let's go to the shuffle thread.
Let's see what's happening.
Anything fun.
There was a better shuffle thread, right?
This wiki here.
All right.
So we heard about these dispens, yes.
Pure as out, according to this guy,
where does that, Aurora got bulk.
Now that, I don't know.
VPK taking a break? Okay. Bro, he's 24.
I guess he's been in grind for a while.
Liga, one player, we don't care about that.
We knew about this.
We saw this. Skeeter, out Skeeter, crit snaking, out Skeeter, sneak,
are we in satanic puppy? Nah, this is some bullshit for sure.
Liquid out ace, we saw this yesterday, we saw this.
Why do I see new ones?
What happened to the new one?
Can't see anything.
You kick it's only 24. I know I feel like he's been plaguing our pods forever. I
Looked it up. It's 25. Okay 25. He turned 24. Actually 25 actually two days ago, right?
probably
He's not a pretty it feels like it's had a long-ass career. He started in
20
Let's say his real team 2019. It's been around the block
Maybe Falcon paste tank a big load of money. It's true. Could be could be
All right, guys, should we go play some GTA 7 Andreas or what?
Continue I think I want to also after I think I want to after
Sounds nice. I maybe want to play black myth will come as well. Maybe after we finish
And it's a good game
I don't want to get copy strikes. I'm saying fuck it. Maybe I'll do it after
Maybe it's a boss. It's kind of like Dark Souls, but it's more only boss focused. You're this monkey guy
I mean, I don't know much about it
Some people don't like it, it's kind of boring, but it's cool.
You know, you're this monkey guy and you fight like bosses and shit only.
You have to learn the mechanics, you kill the boss.
It's good graphics too.
And we're farming Chinese social credits core points.
Maybe we'll fire that up after.
Or we go for a more casual, like, spooky game.
There was this other game, until Dawn.
I just looked it up.
It could be kind of fun, it's only eight hours long.
This looks like, that looks kind of scary, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, you guys don't see, jump scare.
this until dawn game maybe we could try this one is shorter then you know we have so much time
till the tournament start so we gotta fill our time with things you know
sorry about that game yesterday yeah it's not a it doesn't look that bad can you add this today
it's golden you just scale the items what is that
i'm gonna check the dono until dawn is pog on stream okay well i'll see if like chats likes
until dawn let's do that first we'll see i mean i also don't mind fitting a few
variety games into four tournaments start you know
size it up pop culture match the silhouettes real world scale mega mora
the front stream keep it up king less than three what is this
match the silhouettes real world scale oh that's a bulls how big is
mute to in real life he's pretty big i think i feel like he's
This big. Oh, he's really small. Oops. Okay, next round.
Oops, I double clicked. Okay, let's see. Godzilla compared to King Kong.
Godzilla is way bigger. Oh, in the same movie, though.
In the same movie, it's not that much bigger. Maybe this much bigger.
He's so small. I mean, the real Godzilla is way bigger.
That was inaccurate. What is that? Dobby Harry Potter compared to SpongeBob.
I feel like Dobby's smaller.
What?
SpongeBob is this small?
What the fuck just happened?
My answer is 8 centimeters?
Oh, SpongeBob is really small.
I didn't know.
This is kind of a fun game.
Charizard vs. Steelix.
I feel like Charizard is smaller.
I don't know what Steelix is, but he's this big.
Oh, I'm so bad at this game, actually.
Holy fuck, this is like world record bad.
actually world record band I know that Steelix is big I mean I or small not
that big Charizard is big right fuck okay I'm so bad at that game I'm gonna
I'm gonna try that again tomorrow guys let's try it again tomorrow all right
let's go start off Rockstar we try again tomorrow you know I kind of want to
I'm low key wanna practice driving a little bit
in GTA today.
Guys, actually small, I thought, I remember I was a kid,
that guy was big, all right?
I don't know what you're saying.
Five, charged with five seven, listen,
five seven is huge, it's above average.
See.
Sign in.
Play, let's go.
When you see you drive in GTA 4 so badly.
Guys, you know what I looked up?
I'm not joking.
This is what I looked up before the stream.
Watch this.
Because I was embarrassed yesterday.
I was embarrassed.
This is what I looked up.
I had to.
Now I'm ready.
I'm ready.
You stand parallel.
and then you turn left and then your your this window kind of is to his
back lights and then you twist it
easy easy and back and then you twist when you're past it I got this that's
easy I'm so ready I'm so ready I'm ready boys
Let's go. I'm so ready.
Lost my memory on all this. I don't know, I'm not calibrated. But it's like, same as
after the recalibration. I managed to lose a couple of games, but yeah.
Let's go.
Back in the game, boys.
Oh, shit.
Not loud enough, huh?
God damn. Okay, give me a second. I just gotta do my...
Graphics, and we do windowed, confirm, and move it to the other window, jesus christ.
That was quite hard.
Keep, now we do full screen, and let's turn on the audio a bit, and maybe it's fine, keep.
We'll see if it's a loud game.
I'll adjust.
Alright, we're living the rap off yes, we're gonna, oh how about here?
time what the hell are they watching are they watching porn I need to get a new
haircut fuck that shit bro yeah we're gonna unite the Greens brothers
So all the family sets gonna speak like this while I play the game
I say it's time. We went down there and made it official
Keep that shit off our streets. I vote I'm our representative on this one. That's right
Hey, it's all good. It's sweet. They can handle it. I'm just roll
Let's do this. Yeah, let's go man
Let's go one more puff one more puff one more puff
Okay, we need to whatever we go we need to get a new haircut because I can't look at myself like this
I can't this pink shit needs to go
Crash
just chill the fuck out man remember we're reuniting the families of no bullshit
stay cool look out law-abiding and today not driving over anybody especially
who fells clean drivers let just give me my driver's license already okay it's
strictly one rep per set you guys are not the way one rep for set working out
thanks homie what the hell is up with my neck
I like this man. Look at all the mother family hoods. It used to be Grove Street. Relax.
We stray, they stray. How about you, Smoke? Hey, I'm feeling a little exposed, but I'm
good. Straight, dumb straights. What do you mean, bro? A chopper. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, shit!
For you, it's walking roll!
I'm gonna fight Swatty?
What you doin'?
Come, get that game, man, we outta here, baby!
I ain't leavin' my brother.
I ain't no bastard, man.
I'm the son of a fucker, for sure!
Holy base!
Holy base!
He ain't no buster.
Oh my god, I have to fight the world.
What is happening?
Bro, they're all dying.
the
a no-buster all my god that's my man right there is good a
but was that a dog I thought it was a dog
good
I mean, the chopper is still there.
We need to shoot the chopper?
Yeah.
Get the driver up.
Yeah!
Holy shit.
Good shit, good shit.
Ain't no busta, that's all right.
But I kinda want that car.
What the fuck's happening here?
Okay, she's innocent, but...
Fuck this guy's dying
Is John fucking John Swat
Okay
Fuck oh
God damn boy this fucking guy clear rooms clear room the lady you're good. You're good my lady
One else in there, come and bust this.
Two E's, oh fuck, oh look a gun, nice, holy shit I'm a beast, dude, CJ should just be the
swatting, what the fuck is this?
That's cool.
Give him a couple pizzas, he'll do anything.
Don't be an idiot.
Don't be a hero.
Where are they fighting?
Where are we fighting at?
I don't want to get mission failed because some of my homies die.
We good?
Let's go up here maybe.
Armor.
Sick, sick.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
That hurt more than the gunshot.
Okay, we need to go this way to the right the mini-map saying right not here. Maybe
Keep going let's keep going
He's camping oh fuck I'm taking on too much
Fuck that goes hanging upside down to that infinite ammo the shit now
Okay
Keep on going
Chill, bro
The money though the carrying on some cash
What took me bro, I took out eight slot things
Some goddamn appreciation
Hit it. Do I have a Zooka or what?
Put some bullets into that shit
Like a chopper
That's alright, bitch. Going downtown. It was fall sweet
Woo! Two E's.
We're too fucking good, man.
Grove Street's coming back.
I need a new haircut, though. I can't look at myself, guys.
What the fuck?
Ah, shit! What now? It's smoking rod!
Eeeeh, they're coming back now?
Busters.
At least they came back.
What is he doing?
Oh shit, we gotta shoot this guy.
Hold on, 8k, holy shit.
Haha, holy shit.
man it's getting intense it's getting worse out here it's like World War eight
here in the mouth
someone put your nose out and get by
hey CJ watch to the left
your left or my left
which left all on the left
the chopper
chopper look at the head
call that one over my head baby
Easy
One of these cops will chill
We're a chopper
We're gonna keep damaging that chopper I feel like okay nevermind
Get down fool
What was that?
Who is that cop?
You're the guy, right?
He just jumped off a speeding car.
Motherfucker.
I ain't gonna blow that shit up.
Fuck you.
Oh fuck. Holy shit. Is that standard police procedure? I don't even know. Can I just show you how to hide?
Get under!
Oh shit. Easy. Oh fuck, you're dumb.
Fuck it, I'm going through. CJ, we got to get on burn up here.
This is LSBK, do not pay! What the fuck! Too low! You'll kill us all!
Too low!
I got smoke back up! Hell no, I'm going through! Oh no, we're gonna die!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Slow down! Oh shit, the break down!
He's like, please, what the fuck is this move?
This fucking cop, these cops are insane actually.
I taste the things to come. That's a good one.
one. Oh shi- I'm dead. Now that's death for sure. Are you telling me CJ surviving this
shit? Shit! I'm gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passed in the blood. Man that
was some serious shit! Woo! Fuck this! We got it out of here! Riders right! Everybody
split up we'll meet up later okay we're cool we're cool oh that better be plus
respect look at that SMG ammo holy fuck
okay let's get a car go to the next mission where we need to go gangster
level on 8k we need to get a fucking haircut is what we need to get fuck the
anyway guys I don't get shit about the knees should I care about her I don't do
I don't I don't think we have any mission we should just go to our save
let's get a cut first all it's gonna cut
warm it up Kane, warm it up CJ, warm it up Kane
I'll get the hell out of the car I'll take a yellow cab
the
the locking close drops good good, I mean I do have a perfect fit already I'm not sure if I need it
who's driving a party ship respect go ahead of it quick quick set quick set I
don't want to look too fat cardio is for suckers let's go 320 pounds boom was our
rep rate a rep I forgot we did like 30 last time
muscles almost maxed guys we're almost a max muscle holy shit I don't want to
get on the bike though what is this music that's us
15 16 maximum reached okay we're actually peaking this is our peak 21 22 23 20 still 23 24
27, still 27, 28.
How much can I do?
I mean, I'm maxed.
Maybe I can keep going forever.
What the fuck?
33, glazing 34.
All right, that's the max.
Kind of my current gym progress, but I still look fat.
I still look pretty fat no I'm pretty ripped though but I can learn new moves
here oh there let's see all right
defeat my opponent you know easy I defeat your brother up your muscle I
defeat your brother look at this you like boxing rules this is boxing rules
Pay attention and you might learn something
Okay, running attack charging and batter your opponent. Okay
I'm running. Okay, let's try it
Make sure your opponent is down and out
Hold this and press that. Oh, dang. That's good
Combo if your opponent time is involved about holding my life like left flick, huh? Oh
Those are moves look at
Hey, I'm son we're good now ain't about that treadmill life. It's good already
It does give you knowledge, huh? I
Say fuck the knees guys. Let's just go. Oh, I need a haircut still focus haircut then we're going with the mission
important we don't train all legs that was a nice car actually
I don't know if I'm getting hungry or not I might need some fried chicken our
Our hood is under attack.
Ah.
Bruh.
Do you want to fight me?
Do you want to fight me, bro?
Are you sure?
Come on.
D-Chass.
You wearing purple in my hood?
Okay, that's enough.
I showed them who's boss let's get the hell out of here.
What is that car?
What the fuck is that?
That's a new car.
A buggy.
Damn.
Give me that shit.
Holy...
Okay.
That's a boss car.
Okay, we're good.
Buggy.
Yeah, we need a new cut.
That's for sure.
Elvis hair.
expensive I got money I'm a fireman damn that's cool son we take that now
look fly again looking good now good looking good looking fly who damn
fat enough hair I'll get the same cut I do have enough hair I just say I don't
have to care to be relatable like this car though should I take care of my hood
the guys what are you guys saying it's my hood maybe I need to see where my
homeless
What oh the guy never I always take care of my hood
Fuck cover cover cover police. They're shooting me
Fuckin' when I have to eat a lot of pizza they can make up for that.
We got body armor though which is good.
Jesus Christ, that's a nice car too actually.
Are they spotting nicer cars now?
Cool now.
Let's go back home.
Easy.
Yeah brother. Down to where. It's ball and booty shorts.
I like being comfortable alright. Who wants to wear pants at home.
CJ, you my brother, my brother in law, I should have never doubted you, it's nothing, but
you're home now, pocket, yeah, oh, for show, listen up, for show, I want all y'all to
go get heat, I'm taking out top under the Marhalin Intersection, we don't roll on these
ball of mother fuckers, alright, alright, alright, let's go, yeah, for show, you
win, hell yeah I mean, I'm your running dog, sweet, yeah, my nigga, alright, you
I
Okay
Hey
I'm kind of busy now something big going down. I got a
Look if it's about Kendall don't worry. We cool. All right. No
Something important
wait oh I have to choose where money okay I got about five so it better be good
where you at I'm under the V way north side of verdict plus all right and we
have to do that what is this money sign I don't know what that money sign is
weird all right fuck it let's go we're pants man I'm I'm comfortable bro
rents! I'm a cj don't pay no rent
rent from your territories the more territory I have the more gifts.
ok that's what we got territories for is it
I don't know which one we're going to get the car down in the alley man, okay?
Is this for the CJ mission or the other one?
I don't know, we'll see.
What's we doing here?
you dragged me way across town to see what just in time I said take a good hard look over there
what is oh shit purple all the hanging around a dope spot so what just watch on me oh
shit no way not him no mom both of them no shit smoke what you into that's it look at that ride
this that's the motherfucking green safe what the hell hell now no wonder did
distance the other night shit smoke crash making you sell us out mom's sorry
is it I heard a woman poked around I didn't believe myself but no no you
did the right thing I owe you seas I gotta go tell sweet about oh fuck sweet look
go get Kendall and take her to a safe place what you think you is sweet I
think him in the homies is walking into a trap just go go oh yeah it's for sure
a trap can I unbuff myself somehow guys look I'm too buff let's go do let's go
the next I need to get on the cardio bike I see cardio yeah gonna be a lot of
cardio
shit, shit, shit
Where dude is dead bro, what?
Poor rest of
Bunch of rats in the grove
Oh, it's action baby
How hell no
I'm not sure what's going on with this guy.
He's gonna be mad at me if he wants to hold a time frame please.
Hey, sweet man, you alright?
He's been hit.
He didn't be a big...
...seizure car.
Bastard.
Don't talk about this now.
We're gonna get the fuck out of this.
Shiii, that's right.
You hear me? Oh, yeah
Hell yeah, brother
Jonathan fucking weak
Who's next bitch who's next oh you you want to come welcome to me, bro
You don't even get out of the car before I'm done with you
Give me that shit money
I'll blow your head off!
Who's next behind me?
I don't know why I'm standing all the windows are bulletproof, okay they aren't.
It's took a while to die.
It bring all the cops too, I'm ready.
Busters.
I'm innocent, I'm innocent.
What?!
CJ run! They're gonna arrest you, throw you in jail for life!
What the fuck well, that's not good bro, that's not good
You got a bag over your head boy. How you feel about that and take it off, please man. I can't breathe
Please all right, but only because you said please
You fucking sick motherfucker
Intimidate those who intimidate others Carl. It's my job
Right here
yeah hey man the middle of fucking nowhere nice smoke oh sweet sweet is
alive alive and inside he's in a prison hospital being treated for gunshot
I'm waiting try yeah
Somehow nobody's caught you yet. Hmm. Oh, yeah, you should be glad Carl
Your moron brothers alive your street trash soon to be turned out sisters alive. Oh shit
I can't say that only suckin one grease ball stick
Things are going pretty well for you Carl
So the guy from Avengers
We want you to do a little favor for us Carl
Another favorite pro I ate
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We're gonna get the bike, we're gonna get the bike, we're gonna get the bike, we have
to get rid of the radio.
Fuck you now.
We'll have a gun there, I'll take the gun.
three
all my exes
all hell yeah the radio's on
all fucking jump off no clip now
But I just can't leave the fire.
Woo!
No!
My ex is living Texas!
OK, it was my turn to kill myself, I guess.
Holy shoot.
What the fuck has happened?
This mountain is future's failures.
Thank you, ma'am.
I'm a lady, not a whore.
I can get him I can get him just CJ pay attention
Did I get the wheel I don't think so
i'm coming i'm coming
all my excess
leave it all knowledge of the bike
whatever
it's a truck chase now
too late
The bike is dangerous.
Flip flip flip flip flip flip!
We're good.
Flip! No, not that way!
Fuuuuck!
Haha, this is so bad.
ZJ, no!
Is there any car up here? I don't think so.
This is actually the hardest mission of all time.
Okay, I'm focusing, I'm focusing. I have a plan, I have a plan.
Watch this. This is a simple plan.
I'm done goofing.
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Okay, all right, sorry for keeping you waiting
Oh wait, where are we going?
The question mark.
Where is the question mark?
There.
Mark it.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
We go to the streets of Los Angeles
Oh it loves oh
Shit this bike's crazy also feel like I'm about to flip at any moment. Can I do a wheelie in listening?
That's not the vibe for the bike, I think
This seems better
That's better
Brace it. Feel what you mean.
Let's go.
Hell yeah.
You are an alternative.
Whoa!
I've been looking at chat.
Fuck.
This is why Twitch streamers.
Oh.
Phone call.
Hello?
Carl, it's me.
Sweet, what's going on, man?
And what the fuck do you think is going on?
You guys bifing on the highway?
I know.
You all right?
Hell no.
You gotta do something, man.
I'm trying, man.
I just gotta make sure Kendall's safe first.
All right, man.
I gotta go.
Don't worry, bro.
I ain't gonna leave you in there.
Don't worry, bro.
See you back on the stream.
what the fuck those two people on the bike
don't catch them
they're going faster i've got a better bike
it's on that one
they disappeared
Yeah, brother.
The yellow line is for gigachans, that's why you can make the yellow line on roads.
It's a right turn, oops.
the
boardwalkers jungles
you welcome to jungles for a lot of life like skills of law
bullshit
Oh shit!
Too good handling on this bike.
Smooth.
Every bit of a sus song.
Uh, ladies don't drive themselves, that's what men are for.
Oh, I gotcha, buddy.
Come here.
Appreciate this, homie.
Can you do- can you- what about a bike? You want to get on a bike?
Should we get on it? Oh, hell yeah.
What?
What's your name?
Who we going?
My name is Catalina, and we're gonna take this county for every stinking sentence.
Okay, good plan, I guess.
Good, I'm straight, it's a good plan.
I've cased four soft targets.
A leaker-starring bluer, a bank in Palomino Creek, a gas-fiction in the limo,
and a betting shop in Montgomery.
Hold up.
Betting shop, hold up casino.
To the driver you thumpin', you choose.
Hands over the bankings or I'll blow your fucking walls off.
This is what they've been last.
So you can just fuck off, bitch, before I call the shop.
Before he's done anything to the cops.
What are you doing, son? Just give her the cash.
So it's yourself, Marty-gun.
Change of plan, girl. We're back in the banker.
Hey, what's she doin'?
She's crazy.
I'm driving this too. I'm coming. I'm walking around the fuck the camera though, I don't know about that.
Position the cabin front fairly. Remember what we learned guys? And then we turn the wheels. See?
I learned.
of the
fact is there's a problem
of the
area of
You block my around my ass we seen this car ain't stopping for shit
No, no, no, no, no, no, I got lucky IRL that's cool. That's gonna fit
What's the name of this truck
shhh
oh it's there
sorry about that, excuse me balls
what?
what are we what the how do i
oh if i take
she loved me though, for real
The car disconnected
Bear with me guys
Fuck
Okay, okay, my disconnected tanker by having a weird angle.
Don't disconnect this.
That was a game mechanic I did not expect to exist.
Don't disconnect it when I be slow.
When I be slow.
Okay.
So we can prison die as shit
Yeah, call me bring calm
Calm calm calm calm slow turn
With it. Oh my god, that was clutch
We'll take with it.
All good.
Get ahead of him!
But Regal crushed us!
Same.
Oof!
Made it.
Clutch.
What the hell are these guys doing?
What the fuck?
Hello, Mr. Whitaker!
Catalina, what have you brought me today?
A rick and tanker, full to the brim with premium gas!
Never seen it, never saw you, never gave you this water cash.
Nice, not doing business.
Likewise, now get out of here before the cops come snooping.
That shit's worth a lot, especially nowadays.
Gas? Holy fuck.
Goodbye!
Goodbye!
That's it you're gonna leave me here my underwear
Fuck in my camera
Five G's get about it
Let's get a car and get fuck out of her you could run or get a beat easy choice
I took you should we do a trucker mission? No, that's fine. We don't have to do it
We're good
Yeah, do it.
Nah, it's not for the story, right?
We did it now already, we don't need to do it again.
Let's go... where's next?
I don't see anything on the map, maybe a phone call, let's see.
Yeah.
Yeah, who was this?
You know me, this is the truth.
No, no, no.
They said you were a moron.
Hey yo!
Hey who?
You the police?
No.
We have a mutual friend and business partner.
We do?
Who?
Yes.
Have you killed any cops lately?
Aw man.
Tink pin.
I shoulda known.
That asshole.
So I've got a room at a motel and need to find and make sure nobody follows you.
What the fuck are they doing?
Okay.
where we going TT TT where's TT TT TT I saw TT on the map
that way this way maybe maybe it's there I can't see it on the fucking definitive
there it is there it is perfect
What the strongest fence EU and a
little bit of farmland here, but
something in there
I guess we gotta go this way, huh?
This fucking country town, brother.
What am I doing up here?
I'm from Grove Street.
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of the
use of
you
Why am I driving down on the road?
I have to shift down, I want to switch maybe but that's fine I think.
Okay.
No
Don't worry, I got this
Perfect
I think I'm going slow on this road.
Fuck, what am I doing?
I am an idiot.
Now that guy sped up a lot.
I think it's weird.
You can't break! Oh my god, it's so slippery.
My ego tells me I can get through here.
He always knows best I
Still let me my boy in the whole fucking prison man without
Shit, that's illegal bro
Check this shit out
What do we have here?
Yo, Carl.
What up, kid?
Hey, what's happening?
Holy shit, look at those thighs.
Thunder thighs.
Does this have to cover training?
Oh, no, you must be off duty.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Hush up, man.
13th, ma'am.
Mr. Trum Kid is going to be
starting you out of finance.
I'll show it later.
We and you are going to deliver it for us.
Hey, man, you're losing.
You're hallucinating this shit.
What?
Oh, yo, truth, come here, man.
Welcome, friend.
What's up?
Carl, he's gonna be paying you your money.
What you talking about?
Now, Carl, I got a real do-gooder fucking with me.
And I want you to take this evil green poison and drop it on.
I
Samuel's good
Bullshit, dude, you want mushrooms? How about some PNT? No, not for me, man. I got jet
Yo, Carl, baby, man. Whoa, man. I got a thing see that I fed out smoking me honey
What are you dude?
FBI DEA look like
Friend you give off a positive energy. How about some Vietnamese opium? No, I don't get in with that
But how do I know I can trust you then?
What I'm working for you now. I'm a man of peace, but some squares across that ridge are not respecting my peace. I
I mean, survivalist maniacs, right-wingers, fascists.
They have a harvester and I need one.
Get it, then you can pay me.
Alright.
Namaste, Carl.
Alright, bro.
Alright.
Fuck that me!
Fuck that me, man.
Thanks, freak.
New car here.
This better.
What, one of my, a Weave dealer now?
Oh, this way.
What am I, a weed dealer now?
Oh, this is way better.
It's a little bit slippery, though.
Oh, I'm playing some reading chat.
I'm playing GTA... Dude, it's really bad reading and driving guys.
Actually, look away for one second.
I'm playing GTA V through its peak.
I don't know, we'll see what variety games we're gonna truly play after this.
Oh fuck, what are you doing, man?
Oh shit, she was standing in my car.
Let's see how long we can keep her here. God damn, she got the bazonkis.
Alright.
Um...
Yeah, we'll see what we play.
I might play Black Hole from the Kong, and maybe I'll play another GTA or something.
Oh, we wanna play a horror game.
A short one is only going to take a day.
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Guns to yeah, there's guns right there might have to buy some let's go buy some before the next mission
Ammunition it's good that we did that fire truck mission thing. We've got so much money
What can we buy all top quality pieces
Micro SMGs they're okay. What else we have
Shot guns
We want something long-range body armor is good. Let's get body armor for show
Hi, you kicked your ass. Hell yeah, brother. You know
SMG SMG is okay. Let's get SMG two G's though. She
I'm not gonna get robbed
I'll get one for free sometime. Oh, you know what sounds like a weirdo thing. I'm gonna get the nine millimeter
That's it. That's all I need well in a crowded area. That's all I need and with this I
Can kill and get better guns. It's all I need one headshot. They're dead
Remisering the gun a little bit
We're good
Like a ballerina, you know, don't have to get the best one. Oh shit
Hey Carl, how you doing sis
I
This ain't over man, I did this to take care of my woman
But now I'm gonna head straight back home, and I'm gonna catch me some fucking dog dealers
I come with you you're going to the body over that big Willie bullshit, and you're gonna get shredded
And I ain't losing you over no macho bullshit
Hey relax, man. It's gonna get handled when it's time
We already know who the fucking bad guys are man
You're stinking grocery for the smoke and the strut that pigs ten penny and
Oh Bolaski smoke. He's a pusher man. No. No not smoke. He might mess with
Crans, but he don't mess with no yay. Come on CJ. How you think he got that new house huh?
True. Just let that growth of life bullshit go and take a look around you.
Word on the street is twice a week. Smoke sends a car to San Fierro and
truck comes back full away I gotta keep my eye on the highway to San Fierro
maybe I'll see something just just lay low when I'm back
hello where you being I called? where's the car?
I was just about to call you. I thought Denise is that one. You've been hanging out with those sticky booties.
No, no! If you just let me...
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It's a
Bike skill good wise and so low I'm biking all the time
That's where she lives, Catalina? What the fuck?
What the hell?
You just got paid. By something better.
My Garly Simp in here.
My Garly Symphony here
I think she's almost
Come on, baby
Don't be mad, baby. Please love with the short shorts. Oh, it's hot bro. He's keeping cool
You don't question a guy with those thighs right there, you know, okay
Baby, without you there is no call, Jocelyn.
Damn, man. Shit.
Now where is this stupid bitch?
Who's the bitch now, eh?
Oh, baby, baby.
I'm so sorry, baby.
What was that?
You so right.
Please forgive me, baby.
Just don't fucking shoot me, please.
Do you think you're sorry?
Huh? What did I even do?
Okay.
You like it?
just come on just please don't shoot I think I love you
man that's great cool fantastic you want to go Rob some shit baby
Okay, all right, I will be gone left stupid to forget already the bank in Palomino Creek
The liquor store in blueberry or the betting shop in Montgomery. I kind of want to get to the betting show
I mean this will which one should we go to?
Just said if we went north there's casinos this all the way up there. Let's go
Let's go to this one
Actually
Let's go with this okay, what is time we gonna do a nice car though whole psycho shit, baby
It's off boy like you all the men I mean, oh baby don't worry. I make an exception for some of the men in my life
I'm Catalina
you want to rob a betting shop yeah do no man enough here Carl satchel charges
what a hell did you get there okay we have a bomb below this whole thing up
open the back room door I blow your fucking face off leave a panic button
girl kill your children too holy shit he's crazy for real our loves it CJ loves
the shit. Oh damn! Where should I throw it? I don't know.
Stop playing with your balls and hurry up!
When the satchel is touched?
I don't know.
Don't go on and dance!
Alright, whatever.
Watch out!
You're no boss!
She was a little bit more vulnerable to explosions than I thought.
No, no! I blow your fucking face off!
Leave a panic button there out there!
No children do!
Oh sorry, try to skip.
That's so romantic.
The back door is the one on the right, right?
I think so.
Stupid fucking bitch!
Get the leaner, get saved!
Oh shit, new girl.
I want you in for your shit!
Oh, like that.
Whoa! Get in there!
I got a woman in my land.
Stop playing with your ball, Pacario!
Oh my goodness!
Easy.
oh that's a lot of cash holy moly well so speed running well we just didn't
grab a bag or nothing
damn you're not through the lao
four stars holy shit okay we need to go fast
That's already three stars. Yeah, we're chillin'.
Okay, I miss my turn. There's a spray here too, though.
I'll go to my spray, it's fine.
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That's pretty good
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Don't know
Oh
I got something for your middle and I'm about to go down south with this one here
I understand I understand it how much did I get for that that I mean that was just a
liquor store it was a thousand let's see the last one now made in heaven here we go
Whatcha gonna do now?
What am I sorry about?
Fuck it mood today. I kill everybody who fucks with me
especially you
move
All right, I'm at chill
Cool
Cool, maybe you won't go berserk
Was it where we're going
uh...
there
what's wrong?
nothing, i just hate that
well give me a break
here's your break
your break is you're not on my board to be in it
well that's one day of my shit off the board
now try to be a man this time
drive lover
lover?
oh
You're better this time around.
You're better.
It ain't easy.
Especially when you're gonna scream the bitch.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Don't get mad, don't get mad.
Don't get mad.
Don't get mad.
I can't leave you.
I'm sorry.
Now that, I'm looking forward to it.
You're on crowd control.
So don't take any shit.
Yes, I'm Miss Catalina Miss.
Don't even think about doing anything, motherfucker.
Hand over every last dollar! No bitch!
I'm going to empty the safe! Keep this idiot scobbered!
Alright! You heard the lady! No one's on my shit!
Oh! Look here! Gun!
Oh shit!
Shit! I keep you on!
What the fuck is he doing?
That's not on me.
It's all units.
Oh shit.
He's not going to lock me in the bank if Alamino creeps.
You're not even wearing a mask? You're right. What the fuck are we doing?
No criminals have any consideration. We'd like that bribe later might as well go and take a look
Good cums good cums
Click that bribe later
Real peaceable
of
the smash was the next match
smash cattle in a no
as well
Next, but there's more of them.
I didn't see any of them.
Just go, just go.
Oh, shit, nice switch up.
You're surrounded.
Look out, bro.
Go on, boys.
Easy now.
Easy now.
Let's take a long range run.
This is where pistol kicks in.
Business is better, actually.
Look out, bro.
John Wick rolling out to the middle of an alley.
Fuck, chop up!
I can clutch the chopper.
Maybe.
Oh fuck.
What is this?
Fucking, that guy...
...hit me good.
Alright, let's go.
I don't know, actually.
I don't think so.
Oh, there's... shoot, she's...
What is that?!
I can't keep up with this like that.
That's fucked up.
Instantly ram ranch.
Wooo yo!
I'm fast, I'm coming in.
I'm not gonna survive this, am I?
Oh, I made it.
Nice.
Hell no.
I'm on your ass, Catalina.
She's fast, though, for real.
Oh fuck, what'd she just do?
Who ate my jelly donut?
Who ate my jelly donut?
You don't need this no more.
I
Don't fucking work
Why are we robbing a bank otherwise
It is real quiet enough
Thanks one day Carl Johnson you will realize
she she truly loved me and your heart will break into yeah right listen to
a man goodbye yeah I really miss that
or can I fix her 10 Gs for real nice yeah we'll see if I'm going at phone
phone call now. Let's save first. Phone call? Catalina, hello, let me in again. Catalina,
I miss you. Oh, never mind. Hey, alls, I've been busy. Caesar, what's up? I can smell
notches outside for a mile off. Racing, my friend. Cars, not beautiful cars, but
fast, man, fast. What do you like racing? I'm ready to race, bro. I'm ready to race,
from San Fierro. They made out here to tear the black top. No chota, no chota
Choppers you want to make some money just a pope shit in the woods. Why you keep asking me that all they told you
I don't know
Don't get a fast car meet me channel just out of Montgomery. See you man
I'm ready for the race bro. I feel like my driving has gone insane in this game guys
Look up the world record for this race. You about seems to shit right now. We need to get a good car though
Let's see if we can find a new good car
I don't know almost I don't think these cars are quite good enough. We need an unreal nice one
But what's the CV here that Caesar was that
And we have a better car for that all right
That's not a car maybe over there
Is that a good car? I'm not that's good enough maybe
Yeah, that's okay. That's okay. I think that's a decent car, right?
Yeah, that's a good car.
I ain't racing in the truck.
Helena's car is actually good. Yeah, fuck.
That was a dope car.
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I'll put the laughing grease.
I came in so fast. Oh, goodness
Yeah, we're good. We're good. Oh my good
No, I was looking at chest
No, we can't chat either. Well, where's this thing? I was on her
No
It's a long ass race
Average air streamer, yeah
Honestly just driving slowly according to traffic rules will save we're back. Are we back this the whole back?
No, it's more
I'm here on this station.
You're so alternative.
Wow.
That's it.
We're back home.
Let's go.
Gas to the max.
The ego.
Yes.
Ooh, that's a world record time for show.
Show.
It's not pussy'd out so much.
5G's though.
What now?
You gonna pay me that's a nice car. Yeah
You drive with style Carl Johnson, and I never mind losing to a guy who's willing to push himself right to the edge
That's for me right now on is his bet. I like this guy the first nice guy
I'm pretty fast with the police on your ass
listen
It's best if we clear the hell out of here as soon as possible because
because for some reason the local police don't appreciate our noble sport
yeah thanks for the advice
okay I gotta go
uh you know what?
if you ever find yourself in San Fierro
give me a call
maybe if you do a little bit of business together
hey I might just do that
I guess that's our wake up call
nice meeting you
show
woozy
Alright
You made it
Well, something more here. No, it's just another race, right or I don't know
Catalina oh shit. Oh shit. She bought a machete. Oh
What what I do there oh
So this is where you've been a this is how you repay my tenderness
To handle her mess.
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Time I can feel a phone call time
Sorry lads
Let's keep this bar it's good oh marker let's unmark it where we're going he's
head in the hills right TT where the fuck is TT I don't see no TT brother TT
out there marking it's a bit of a drive we will make it fast thanks Joe thanks
What the fuck are these people doing?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Fixed car? I guess it's worth fixing car, right?
If you- no paint job, it fixes it, right?
Wait, let me fix my Donald thing. I don't hear what you said. Am I gonna slide off the
map? Okay, I hope not. Where's the Donald thing? There it is. What did he ask guys? What did
ask let me check did you finish did you finish the og lock missions I think I
don't see finish I feel like I don't remember the conclusion of that I may
be not finished it
fuck not fucked up there we go not yet yeah not yet
I think we're finished with Catalina though but you never know with Catalina
of the
show the back of the
show
I'm gonna marry your spoilers driving look how low my driver's healing is fuck
Drive screen is P.
Buster.
I don't know what happened to my other girlfriend, just kind of ignored her.
Catalina was right, they do actually have another girlfriend, wait, it's down here.
The handling is out of control. Easy. Let's see.
to
the hell is this guy doing
Thanks, man. Look, here go your paper.
Ah, the karmic circle closes. All this as it should be. Back to the egg.
All right, bro.
Damn, man, there must be two tons of that stuff back there.
Three...
Ramas.
What the fuck's that?
Oh fuck
Holy shit, what is that?
That flamethrower, that's not good against chopper though
I only hope Kayak can forgive us.
We'll help him destroy the weed. Oh no, not the weed.
I am actually immune to fire, guys. I did the fire truck missions. I can just run through.
I'm Mr. Fire.
Easy
DJ don't care about no fire
Fuck it's a lot of weed to burn holy shit, what a waste then it became legal or some shit in America fuck man
Oh, this is a good strat, but it feels kinda good.
Yeah, it's working.
Okay.
Oh, I have to burn all of this shit?
Holy shit, man.
Yeah, it's better if I just kill the chopper.
Can you throw grenades?
I don't know.
Oh, I have bees, actually.
Yeah, right.
Let's try them.
Ooh.
Whoo, I mean it's not that good, but fuck it. I feel like it's kind of a waste though, right? I'll put on a few
See how it goes. I'm not even that much faster, but whatever
Assholes right wing assholes
It's a crying shame in it. No, I mean I think I'm gonna black out right the ocean you will drown brother girl
Man, we'll take the mother ship and get our shit out of here. Go get her fired up
I'll finish burning and I'll follow you all right
Yeah, I pulled the waste. I'm not gonna ensure what I'm using for anyway
Burn more weed
Last ones. Oh fuck. I'm out of fuel. No, we're good. We're good
Is this faster if I do it like this actually
Yeah, I feel like this actually I didn't need to burn that much
Yeah, we're good. I think that's it. Oh one more
One of us a baby one
That's gonna burn right I fucking let's just max it out there we go go go go go go
How all that weed wasted goddamn are you gonna be fucked up after burning that don't bring that in all right?
He's just how we're gonna get her from this chopper.
We got a chopper on our tail.
We'll never shake him down.
Hold on.
I got a little something back here I was saving.
Oh shit.
Bazooka.
Maybe.
Give me that bazooka though.
Holy mother fucker.
Where'd you get that?
I'm looking for the big, out-dive culture.
You know what it is.
Shame, really.
I'm gonna make it into a lamp.
They got the chopper.
No worries, bro.
I practice as a kid.
Wait.
No!
Son of a bitch.
Fuck!
What?
Okay, pre-fire it there. Perfect.
Let's hit the rotor blades. Oh fuck, I need to get closer. Come here.
Come here. Five more.
Fuck, I'm jiggling so much.
Yeah, that has to be it. Yes, there we go.
Alright, first try, first try.
First try. Fuckin' all my bullets, though.
Yeah, go, go, go.
Wait, the car is on fire.
Let me get inside the mothership. It's on fire.
Uh...
Yes?
It fell on the thing.
Alright.
Where's the chopper at?
Now it's just parked there?
Okay, alright, we're good, we're cool.
Bug down, alright, we're fine.
Let's go.
That was a checkpoint.
Now the beat will be smoother while the buyer is out of the game.
You can't stay the rest of the county.
What you pull over for?
You better drive.
I've been driven in 15 years.
You was doing all right?
Yeah.
Then the fear hit me.
Now I'm rolling another.
Calm the waves.
Shit!
I better call Caesar.
Hey Caesar, no time to talk, man.
I'm on my way to Sanford Gereau, okay?
I'll meet you with Kendall at that garage I wanted to race.
I'll let y'all lay.
This thing don't turn so good.
They're just sitting there for a while and they're like,
hey, you want to hit on this?
A little temple charity to get rid of them.
I just inhaled it!
They say no weed!
No thanks!
Put that thing out, man, I can't see!
Come on, brother, it's good shit!
Put it out, mother-f**k!
I'm warning you!
Whoa, chill the f**k out!
Firstly, you are a real buzz-kill on me, go!
And secondly, I never made love to my mother.
She wouldn't.
And thirdly, grandest brothers of T.E.
cool sorry man i just don't drive when i'm faint
we can squeeze the area oh i bumped into a car
Jesus we screwed when did you get this 1967 how you get around
67 i haven't asked for a dog herbie faster than most but get no yeah whatever man you talk
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of
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Sound or emotion using microwave radiation. Do you know how many government satellites are watching any citizen at any moment?
No, 23. Do you know how many religious rogues are kept at the Pentagon?
No, I don't. 23. You see a pattern emerging here, man. Man, I'm seeing patterns all over the place.
This is the place. Whoa, Jesus dude. Looks like you've been fed a bummer.
nice plus respect let's save fucking let's do the next mission
mother fucker that mute asshole that fucking snake without a tongue gave me this shit instead
of a pink slip I must be pretty big
idiot in the whole fucking world
homes take it easy at least we're live
girl friend fellow traveler relax man
you're really killing my fucking vibe
here well I'm sorry I'm fucking up
your vibe old man but I can't wait to
get my hands on that new and your
bitch ass cuz my cousin you're gonna
diss my familia oh boy my bad man I'm
just piss for all of us I mean look we in a strange place we got shit to our
name if for once I try to make something work this garage and it ain't even a
grudge you want a three-minute race oh that's a great idea so salty won't you
shut up you know what Carl you are a fucking idiot your whole life you
wanted something for nothing now you've got something and you don't know
what to do with it we'll make it good enough we'll help right we got
your back CJ come on stop tripping man both of you whoa man the energy here it's
fantastic oh this is like a guy yeah all right but how I'm upon some good
mechanics to work up in here man I know a few guys come with me friend they're
good people you put your my trap bro you sure about it
Eeeeh...
Alright, we're fucking recruiting mechanics, alright.
Let's go.
Hi, mechanics.
the
hell of the
Watch yourself, dude. These cats are real serious.
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We know the drill don't look interested in anything
Picture on the ground ball in your mind think of okay, okay. We're good to go. We're too next space here
There's electronics guy. I've got dealings with
Zero he just ran us everywhere with a paperclip. He's got his own shop
But he's always ready to help fellow travelers along the path. Let's go in addition to them
Who was in dude don't go listen to Jethro
No, what if I told you we never went to the moon?
Yeah, we'll go to Scotland with Janice Joplin and the only reason we've been in a cold war for the last
45 years was because snake-headed aliens from the Oral business. I think you popped another my
Keep it that way
All these all are strong here
He's poking.
Let him poke.
No.
This guy leave me alone at Berkeley. This is stalking. Oh, it's rolling get in
I'll feed you in as we drive home James and their drones back then. Oh shoot
Zero zero
Carl here is open into garage around the corner. I told them you're the man to speak to
Actually, I'm the only man to speak to
I
Electronics a week of hard work. I got my crew already
Suppy season this Jethro the Wayne is zero
Hey man, dude.
Salutations, my sibling.
Hold on there, let's get to work.
Who had no bad voice after some rest?
Is it that the guy from a rest of development?
I ain't going to no college to study no account.
No, idiot, property!
Decorating ain't exactly my thing, yeesh.
No, property development, look.
You buy a dump like this, fix it up, and sell it.
Or better yet, you turn a property into a business.
The snowball gets bigger.
I don't know, sis.
This all sound bigger.
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That's a pretty running.
That's a parking eventually.
Easy.
Damn, that's killing for that boy. You could have like stole it.
Okay then.
Goddamn, I look good! I look good!
Get to the valet carport. Okay, let's just take the car there.
It's shitty drive, shitty parking for a valet, no gonna lie. Nice underwear.
The valet arrives in a car. It's normal.
of the
team of the blue is a mccollomb land but it looks black or gray
to remember that,
Okay
Okay
River to work today
That's the car that the car what do you guys think is that the car
This fun can be such a drag.
I'm too important for this crap.
Is this the car?
No. I'm taking the car either.
I can't tell. We look blue, bro.
My bad, my bad. You take it, you take it, bro.
I was just testing the engine, bro. Testing it.
get a boxing you know gotta keep busy
welcome to the hotel motherfuckin
what the hell happened here
are they scared of me?
my shadow boxing
is that it that's the DA he's a good thank you thank you all right let's go
well you ain't taking that that's mine is my
I
Mean come on, what do you mean I'm giving myself away the other guy was just about to take my car
The other guy was about to take it bro
What the fuck I need focus I'm not gonna restart the mission
Yeah
It was a nice hit already stole my client
Yo, hey yo, relax bro
There's a cop right there
I thought that I just died, but
I thought I would open the door for him, you know, it's to open the door for him
Not for myself
full focus we don't want to redo this
oops sorry about that trying to skip this I don't know how to skip them there
we go
I will restart it again. Oh, no, don't say that. I got this. I'll nail it this time.
He survived?
Wait, that's a win-win.
No, he did not money this time.
I'm looking for that.
Let's go.
I'm ready now.
Chess not trusting I will nail this on first try.
Whatever.
That's good enough.
the new boys get in line
here we go
is that it? no
have you been drinking champagne too?
day handsome
oh
if you ever had sex on camera
the spirits are sad
in the shadows down below
my beautiful
the conversations
it was
I've already got him brother
have you been to the pizza?
of course
and I'll be here
I'll hit the watch over here
beware brother
that looks like him I got you my friend no dings okay no dings it looks
exactly the same
excuse me man
No, no, I didn't I didn't it doesn't count
Well now I think that you guys saw that
What did he just do?
He just slammed me.
Okay, but they fixed it.
They fixed it.
I have a mechanic shop guys.
They're going to fix it for me.
It's all good.
Where's StreamSniper?
Yeah.
Give the car spotless.
Okay.
Okay.
We have to drive according to the law.
some multiple into the law
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perfect guys perfect let's go have a nice coming to return DS count get outside it says
Just get outside.
Alright, I'm running.
If I'm sprinting up there, oof, oof.
I got it, I got it, no dingy, no dingy.
Enough failing this mission, easy.
Hello? This weed tip? I've seen some highly suspicious you should come check out.
Do you know who you're fucking with here? I'll have your badge you moron.
Shut up! You find anything back there?
found anything he's got half a mexico in here
must be two tons of Mary here what but but i've never seen
how could it be two times you got there buddy oh Jesus
resisting arrest huh hey free car
What's this?
I thought that one would work as a battle, eh?
We're good.
Alright, let's get in the car.
This car.
Can you even open this?
Isn't that security ban?
Remember?
Yeah, you remember, no?
Let's go, oh fuck.
Oh my god, this car is powerful.
Is there some good loot in this thing?
I feel like I need to loot it.
Sorry cock. I couldn't avoid you.
Perfect, come on out.
Dang, dude, shit, the name is gone.
Oh my god, he flew, this car is so heavy, it doesn't turn.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck!
It's so slow though.
Ah!
Ah! What the fuck?
We're not cool.
I'll forget myself in this situation, alright?
Stop shooting, bro! I stole a car!
I don't know how it begins, so I'm so tempted to run all these people over, look how many
there are.
Oh, that would be juicy.
Yeah, yeah, but we're cooking now.
What the fuck is going on? Do I look like a hooker to you?
What?
Those assholes, they said shit to me!
Who said this to you?
I'm a construction worker up that hill!
I'm a fuck-a-mother!
Now, Polo, I got this. I need to go teach him a little respect.
I'm teaching him everything.
Yeah! I've been thinking about getting me some new land anyway.
Okay, okay, we're cooking.
CJ Thundersize.
Scare off the construction firm.
I don't think I get the land after I scare them off, but I destroy all the portables and
kill the four, man, okay.
Construction machinery, alright, alright.
Let's go.
More land.
Fuck off, shovel boy.
I can use my C4 to destroy them too.
Where's the construction machinery at?
chill bro. Rain? Why is this guy chasing me with a shovel? Yeah man. It was fun. What
I'm sure I wrecked.
What am I gonna wreck? I don't know, I'm just gonna fucking wreck everything.
Z to lower it, look at that's what I need to do.
Ooooooh, easy.
Wait, there's a timer on this thing.
Easy I'm a born what the fuck this guy's trying to look at the what the construction workers are doing they're trying to ram me down
I don't fucking destroy that all the way over there. Maybe I can
Kind of far just raise it up a bit
And that's kind of far. I don't think I can get to that one look at the running at me
Hmm feel like a let's just destroy this one. We need it. It's easier with that truck
This we can destroy easy. I think maybe we can throw the ones over there too. I
think that's it. I don't think you can throw much more. It's a momentum. Yeah
but it's like too far away. It's out of range right? Let's exit the crane. I'm a
little bit scared though. It's a lot of people on me. But chill out. I'm not
peaceful. Peaceful protester. Peaceful protester. Peaceful. Oh my god this
Let's get fast.
Let's use this instead.
No!
What?
Fuck off!
Let me in!
I don't have time for it.
Let me fuck off!
Okay, I'm about to murder everybody on this construction site.
Just let me drive!
I only have a minute left.
No, okay, I'm done
Oops, that's not meant to do
Yeah, piss me off now
what the fuck you shooting at drum why you got a gun on the construction site
easy maybe they need to use that portables that's foreman
That's quieter.
Push the mobile toilet into the ditch, okay. Then bury him under concrete, damn.
Clearly never worked on the construction site. Can't I just throw C4 at him?
I'm not a timer, that's good. That's good. Let's push him in. Do we have like a cart to push him in with?
Fuck!
fuck I'm in trouble I think this guy might have a gun I'm just gonna this one
I need this one fuck no they're about to piss me off okay I got this just focus
focus focus focus focus focus focus oh shit it's covered in shit now
Get in the cement truck.
Run!
Focus!
No!
Get in!
Just a normal mission, guys.
It's a completely normal way to do the mission.
There's a cop car there too.
Nice.
Perfect.
Fall of cinema.
Intended way.
I like the cement roll though.
I guess we can save.
Oh, it's Elphom.
Oh, really? Make him moves.
What's this dragon symbol here?
SHIT!
This fuck is happening in the city.
Is this the chaos mod or what?
No one pick up Caesar.
What happened?
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Thank you, Magnus six bucks
The game is pretty good.
I gained driving skill.
I think I over.
Nice.
we're chilling Jesus Christ the guy is ramming me off the road sorry sorry
losing fat all right seems they're all happy after with the driving get up to
the roof okay I'm on here let's go
What about the face of each target? I don't know what the target is. I don't know what I'm looking for
There it is, Hose!
Oh shit, the rider!
Little bitch fucking snitching too. I thought better rider, man
Underwear is overrated, man.
This guy take himself real serious. That's T-Ball Mendez. What now? Is that it?
No, there's one more.
Business guy.
Hey, who's the gringo?
I don't like to look at that guy. It's just more than a few thugs push the product. It's a serious organization.
Was this a woman? No.
How many of these clowns are there?
I know a pimp when I see one they being clever about this it ain't no exchange of netting and criminating
Fucking yelling on the roof
We're gonna go in and blast these busters or what?
And that's not me driving
That was some heavy shit. We better split up and get out of here
I'll meet you back at the garage, eh?
Coolio! We got what we can't afford anyway!
Coolio!
Respect.
I don't like any of these cars. Let's get a bike this time.
Ah, dang! You're not gonna make it big!
The paradise! Okay, where we're going.
Uh, meet back at the garage. Is there anything...anywhere else I can go? Map.
Z! You know a lot to type that on the mini-map.
I
He's got two tickets to paradise and I do too in my pants
No, but that high-ranking prosecutor was called with all the weed jeez man won an asshole imagine keeping that much for your own personal status
It's not often you know the new track with Townsend on the vocals, but when he stepped up, he knew he was gonna blow you away
Greatest band to come out of West London. No questions asked no quarter given turn it up people
The wheelie doing a wheelie. Oh wait up to the left. Oh
Yeah, look at that look at that look at that who is this guy? Oh fuck. Okay, never mind
Oh, phone!
No, it's the phone call I saw.
Phone call again.
Ah fuck, I missed my phone call now.
What now, police?
Not so heavy, but I can't do a wheelie.
Oh
What you tip forward like that I didn't know that oh there we go
Yeah, what
I just wrote what up. Well, I was talking to Caesar and
Don't get me wrong dude. I mean you are
Comes the driving man, but Caesar
He told us how many cars you get through dude and me and the way we're like
What is your point Jethro?
No point man, no point.
What you want me to say?
There's an advanced driving school, like Jethro from the garage man.
Like in Dory.
Driving school.
Man exactly what you trying to say man?
Nothing man, nothing.
It was Dwayne's idea.
I think you're, you know...
Me driving school?
Never.
I better go CJ.
I'll see you later.
Alright.
I don't need no drive in school I guess I'll have to try it
Yeah I told you you're a bad driver. Oh that guy was trying to kill me
Let's get the Z off the map or I'm making a reddit for it about it.
Oh what is this?
Oh what?
Do I have to buy this?
Fuck it.
I'll buy it.
Property bolts.
That's good.
Why did I buy this though?
Oh wow.
Why did I buy this though?
Is this my shop now?
Got good music in here at least.
What have we got in here?
That's my office.
Alright.
Now what?
I don't even know what we sell.
Robbed my own shop.
I'll do something.
I don't think we have anything else to do in here. Good music is it, I got to just pop it.
Oh, hi, see? You weren't around when I signed the deed.
Uh, yeah, right, sure, whatever you say. I should come through and have a look at the business, you know?
You know, oh shit my fat's running low. I'm looking good though.
Don't worry about it. I'll drop in soon.
The real? Drop in now.
Hey, what up, see? Nothing is up, Carl, apart from my blood pressure and the
Why is everybody pep-ped laughing?
They're focal moments.
True.
Berkeley is back!
Oh!
Berkeley, yes.
Who the fuck is Berkeley?
Just a man I once beat in fair competition.
A man literally obsessed with revenge.
Oh, you put hands on him?
No, please. I never initiate violence.
Oh, I know. You knocked his bitch.
Uh, no.
I won the prize in the science fair.
price that is yeah and now you want to pop you and they say gang bangers is
petty a small mind
hey what's that bleep of sand like a bomb we shall fight to the end
Berkeley's launched a full-scale attack this is insanity all batteries
I'm nearly gone
I have to just shoot him down? Easy
of
spending
spending will see anything
that's a bird
that's a bird
that's a dronkilla
that's a dronkilla
Any other drones coming at me? Huh?
You know who you're messing with?
I mean, you're gonna master drone killer. How long is this fucking mission?
I've seen... oh.
As I said, I don't see any drones, I see drones every time.
of
focus on the drones focus on the drones
What is this mission, man?
Just pop the drone.
Pop the drone, pop the drone.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
How long is this fucking mission?
I feel like I'm getting stressed.
I'm gonna left one through now and have to redo the whole thing from scratch.
spin new they're coming in big there let's take care of this first
fuck I hear something
oh shit that felt close
Okay, we did it.
As long as we have opposable thumbs, we will fight you.
Did we do it guys?
Did we do it?
Well done Carl.
Now leave.
I must prepare for the battle.
Did we anti-pepper love?
Never have so few owed so many.
Two little three.
No, that's not it.
What is it?
We will fight him on the beaches.
Well, rooftops.
3000 buckaroos nice and losing fat but there's more missions here oh boy we're
gonna be droning it up or what hey see where you went go away Carl I'm very
very busy back here top top secret stuff not for your eyes too sensitive
Come on, homey boy! I can't go away, Carl. I don't need any friends, and I can't leave you!
Then nymphs are pretty strong, Droll.
Yes, my hero. Carl, he came back and humiliated me.
I shall probably turn to prostitution now, where I will be found dead and broken.
That.
Damn.
Two hours, world. Your ass fucked up.
Oh no, is this the Pepella?
I don't have a big aiming problem, I have a big...
I was so focused last year once, cause you guys were spamming Pepella, I thought it was
going to be a very hard one.
Oh no!
I'm gonna go up and down.
I
Don't go up and down
How to go up how to go up how to go up
And this is not my strength
I do not I might have to skip this case I can't do this
Is this on the ground or something
How do I turn I don't even know how to turn
What's that's a career?
Up and turn up and turn up and turn up and turn turn turn turn turn turn turn listen to me listen to me
fuck why it's not obeying me it's not obeying it's not obeying obey obey obey
Obey why I want me
Obey
This girl
This thing is so hard to control what is it doing so hard to control fuck
Let's stay on the ground guys better no don't die
My fucking god, how do you this thing does not turn?
It drives like a car, I agree.
But it's not turning.
What the hell?
Like it's not...it's like...it has a life of its own.
The wing goes left, the wing goes left.
But why?
I'm not turning left.
to use mouse
I'll try
I have to turn though I can't
he is my shooting
up up please obey don't know how this works oh wait left click is up maybe
Maybe? Or did they just make that up?
What is this mission, bro?
I don't remember the... I don't remember the controls.
Alright, but it's... you know.
Arrow keys? Oh, they're arrow keys!
Oh, that's easier, actually. I think.
Ah, what's up?
Arrow keys are actually responding. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck.
I don't care kill every civilian, just get this guy.
I hate this mission, I want to stop driving guys, I don't want to do this anymore.
Fuck! In your shit!
Oh, beautiful! Beautiful!
up no not like that up up up you super play the please okay
oh it's kind of close oh my god I'm getting dizzy come on get in there
please
Chet saying this was hard, maybe I'm making it look easy guys, I was all like, it's nothing.
Oh no, fuck me.
Yes!
Yes!
We're fine.
I'm not saying the PS2-1 was bugged.
I don't remember ever playing this.
We're doing it! We're doing it!
is it supposed to be this hard to control guys what is happening
Oh, I swear it's this wobbler on its own.
Okay, I'm kinda getting it now.
Micro movements of the mouse are doing a lot, you know what I mean?
I'm starting to get it, you know?
Now I'm using the mouse but I need to use it very very little.
I get it now.
Now I get it.
Right on time.
Oh my god.
Please, don't crash now.
I don't want to redo this.
I might ult there for if I redo this, I can't.
this is safely in Waddleholm, sorry Mr. Polizia, Waddleholm, Waddleholm, you got this, you're
almost, oh wait, I missed it, oh we're on the roof.
I don't want to fucking up now guys I'm scared of HP on this I don't know please go off
up let's go up up up up why is it wobbling so much let's go up okay Samir
To the right Samir, okay now slowly slowly slowly
This plane you're out of this plane the fucking shit, bro
Not another please not another one just another no more planes no more planes
What's that in zero?
I'm off to engage with destiny, good or bad.
What the hell are you talking about now?
The hour of judgment is upon me
and I must ask myself if I am a sheep or a goat.
Carl, will you be my second?
Here are some letters.
I've left everything to you in case I don't make it.
Please.
Refund.
Already own it.
What's wrong with you, man?
We are crossing the Rubicon.
I am to engage in battle with Berkeley.
At stake.
Is this not?
These are not the...
Oh, these are not main missions?
Alright, fuck this shit though.
I don't wanna do these...
I don't wanna do these plane missions, man.
Do it? Okay, we'll do it, we'll do it.
We'll do this one.
Oh my god, not again.
Guys, I might quit this one if I can.
Can I take a car?
Now don't give me the car, not the plane.
Nooooo!
I can't control planes, I've never been able to in video games.
Fuck you
And this one is a bit nicer
Carl don't be an idiot use the goblin to move that barrel
but
But I'm moving which barrel
Oh, I think I have to go to the blue one first
Oh, and then I lean back. Yeah, it's inverse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut the hell up.
Now what?
Drop it. We drop it on them. Okay. I thought we're gonna magnet them straight.
stick
go next barrel
speedrun
there's another cursed barrel in the way
it is shit bro
uh...
what is that guy doing there? I feel like I need to take this opportunity and drop it on him
the way to start the barrels
get a point from our base and make a bridge across that gap
was also good on
strike
i'll pick up the plank but first i wanna kill this thing and i'm right here
it explode
but come on brother
but come on man
that's not it that
either they can just get lucky with the other one
now whatever let's go get the plank
how did the first one work though
maybe i have to
hit it with it
wasting time
i don't know what i'm doing
i miss my car, i miss my music
i'll flash it for now, don't worry
an acceleration move right there
get me a plank to cross that river
Alright Tobias, relax.
What's gonna be happen?
Bomb, okay, bomb is what I need, not these barrels.
Pull up! I don't know how to pull up! How to pull up?
Up! Up!
up what is he doing no I'm holding every button
Samir please oh nice it had leniency on me where's the bomb
Known as those, but I don't know how to go up. Why why is my thing not designed to go up?
Carl, Berkeley's blocked me again. Yeah, I got you. I got you.
Berkeley's blocked you again. All right, let's drop it.
Curse you Berkeley!
Carl, move that barrel!
Did I hit it?
Curse you Berkeley.
They moved two barrels here.
Perfect.
Back off!
Piece of shit keeps dropping barrels in front.
What is this mission, man?
Plank again?
Let me just move this out of the way before.
there's no bridge there's no bridge I'm coming I'm coming I hated this mission
that took me hours what if I clutch it now guys what if I clutch it
the
blanket up
you've got to plank it up
can I still do it guys?
jiggle
Jesus Christ, this guy.
Yeah, there's only one guy there. We need to probably drop a bomb. Yo, does he have a bomb here? I can steal?
Yeah, I might have a plan. I'm gonna, instead of going bomb, I'm gonna jork it all over this guy.
Don't shoot him.
Okay, I have to go to the base.
Pull up, pull up, please.
Pull up, pull up, pull up.
Pull up.
Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Two minutes, two minutes, two minutes, two minutes.
Please don't make me play this again.
Bom bom bom.
Hurry up!
Come on!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Stop dropping barrels, you cock.
Air strike coming in.
whoo watch this is not the end of this do you hear me what I mean what was
perfect what I do it bugged it bugged it but what I did not bomb him
County mile what the fuck what oh okay I'll do it one more time but if I fail
this one I'm done behold no man's land man y'all take this here we go speed run
watch this watch this you guys have never seen anything like it in your
life
always doing something you know always doing something always doing something
always doing something bridge this mission got nerfed so hard well it was
still too hard for me apparently
are
Gotta take out the tanks, gonna take out the tank.
Tanks are the most important.
Fuck, the other one we can deal with.
Driving over...
This tank here...
Fucking efficiency!
This Garabi couldn't have done it better himself.
We're on fire boys we're on fire we're tanking up let's go let's go kill a tank somewhere
this one here we'll get a bridge we need a bridge we need another bomb one more bomb
One more bridge that's it pretty much
This is actually crazy speedrun right crazy speedrun
Let's get the bomb first so he doesn't so I don't accept him kill him again or whatever
Yeah bomb first we thought of that
Plank you have to wait a little bro you have to wait
First we bombed this guy's like from our base and make a break. He's gonna whine about it a bit now
I think he'll pass that one.
I'm gonna get this one on the way back though.
There we go.
Clean, clean, clean, clean.
Let's go.
Man, if this wasn't world...
Nerf turn off, guys.
This was world record pace.
This is world record pace.
Like, I would have cleared the other one anyway.
Oh, no, okay. We're good. I got cocky. I got cocky
Get me a plank to cross that river
Rotate rotate drop
Okay barrel barrel remove this last barrel I guess we're good or what we're good. I want to bomb the other plane
Maybe fuck that guy
I think we can just check this one
Rizzy, he's turning around
Yeah, you have a clear path
Yeah, you wanna drop that there? You wanna drop that? Where you wanna drop that, little bro?
Where? I'm gonna pick it up as you drop it, you piece of shit
Nice, nice strat, nice strat
Nice strat
Yeah, hilarious, what now, bitch? What now, huh?
What now? Come here, fight me, fight me, piece of shit
Fight me
Barrel is ass.
Who he is?
Yeah.
See just a man of my towns.
Bah.
Okay.
Are we done now?
Asset acquired.
Oh.
Oh, yo, a revenue. Is that all we did this just for some money? Fuck me. Goddamn. I could
have been pimping. All right, that was good. Let's go continue with the mission. Shovel.
pick up a shovel. Ooh, that's nice. Hello, rider. This is what I've been seeing bringing
you the hottest jams from across town. What the fuck, we came. We came.
the signature flim easy did that all for nothing we did it for nostalgia guess
oh it's my man we easy hey man you get to flicks develop shit
I was just explaining to your brother-in-law that we were friends.
Oh yeah?
Well look, who's the-
He just sounds nice.
...the MPO from you, man.
What exactly do you boys wanna know?
Who are these putas, Holmes?
Who?
Why don't you go take a look?
These guys?
Yeah.
They're the Loco Syndicate.
They're pretty big-time, I think.
Don't have any dealings with them.
We don't touch below.
Now this guy runs things.
I don't know his name.
This guy is T-Bone Mendez.
He's the boss.
And who's that guy that's jizzy B. He's the biggest
Concey airs of sorts. Hey, do you hear my way in how I get to oh jizzy jizzy runs the
Hey good-looking out woosie no problem. Don't be a stranger. All right. Hope he's strange
This guy's too polite for this kind of world, bro
Okay, let's save.
Yeah, long.
Okay, I keep an eye out for see if I can't sport a little point.
All right, man.
Okay.
Can we go to the S? I feel like we should go to S.
The X size more, so it's fine.
Is it in here?
Juh.
the
driving school this mandatory she
Driving school to pass you must score bronze or higher in all 12 tests to view a demonstration of each test
Please use the TV over there passing a test will unlock the next test in the training program
You can come back and check your scores or take new tests today. Well this
All right, I got this the first trying every test case. Hey, hello
What should I say start
Use a real arc to bonadona how to do that
Now I
Hell yeah, this is good guys, I actually need to do this, driving school.
Just the kind of shit they would ask me.
Good, next.
Don't know, x-ary top screen, iron reel.
Is that good?
Wait, what did I say?
X-ary top screen, I want it.
So we top speed, press and hold handbrake around the cone and then return.
that's not so bad
bronze? oh we take it, we take it
whip and terminate
what is this? start
which course? I don't fucking care
Okay, that one's in the best.
Ah, Silver, we take that, we take that.
Silver is good.
Are we going to get gold on anything though?
Probably not.
Drive to Anatrack, attire, blowout, half the way.
Bronze, we dig it.
Easy.
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Come on brother this is it is it
I was close was close close fuck. This is the hardest one. This is so weird
Oh, who this who this though that was gonna pass
Oh, it's the final position
Ah
Was that the last one one more did he click you
Whatever, I'll do anything.
I'm an experienced city driver.
What is this handling?
Oh no.
Okay, what did it say? I forgot what it said.
We have to slow down a little bit. This thing can't turn and it's extremely fast I guess.
Hell yeah, brother.
Oh, play a pass still, that's not too bad.
They break down here.
Are you gonna start wearing drinks and drinking water with me?
Do you understand?
They're not as blanket for sip of table alcohol.
They're real smooth.
Now we're all knock-away.
Logger life.
I'm spear.
I'm the most vicious you.
You're freaking jerk!
Elements out.
Okay.
Stop telling me to press buttons for Nitro, I know I'm gonna end the exit, yeah I found
the T button, that's the one he wanted me to press.
Okay, Silver, that's not bad, final time 100%, so it was a good time, a good time.
Just got a minus 3% damage penalty.
We did it boys, ooooh.
Yeeeees, that's it right?
That's it, right? Yeah, we don't have to do more than exit
Respect that respect on street. Why does it still say yes, but I'll finish I
Did
I Jethro, how is it? Yo, dude the garage is coming along nicely, man. Girl for the miss
I rang about something else
There's an unofficial street racing club in San Fierro
More racing motherfuckers?
Facialized in illegal, right?
I don't know what you're talking about dude
Anywho, they meet up around the driving school someplace
But you might, you know, like to know
Thanks Jethro, I'ma think about it
Nah, I'll let you, later man
What's this S button in here?
S
Now she's I miss girlfriend for real, but this is just like we're just nerding it out on this one. Yeah, and I fucked up
exit I
Think I would did enough there s equal school
Yes for sake so that's what I thought
Nah, she learned a little bit about that. It was not bad. I was not bad
What the fuck you call me, you know, I am it's been a fucking while since we showed someone who's lost come here
What now what now brother what now you want to keep going? Oh shit. He wants to keep fighting
Oh
Let's give it finish. Mm-hmm crock shot crock shot. That's right. Oh, I can't believe it. Yeah, shut their life
Let's go
They talk shit they gotta get beat. It's a CJ way
Where we're going now by the way
map
We have a racing thing here. I don't know if that's part of the mission though
We can't do it though. I don't think we have anything else to do. So I guess we do that
In this shitty car though
Sheeey
That's a pole falling
Wang cars. I don't want to own Wang cars. Can I buy it?
How much will the Wang cars cost?
Can't buy this property yet
It's nice fine, I think
I'm not sure if this is a mission, but I think so, oh.
Dirt bike danger, fuck.
There's a bunch of races here.
Should I do a race, should I do a race, guys?
I don't know, this seems kinda random.
I'll do go-go carding.
The blue skull, oh what the.
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Whoa, dude, we can't do it bro go to the blue skull
I'm still, by the way, what happened to me losing fat?
I don't know, I haven't seen the fat indicator for a while.
I'm worried I'm just gonna die.
Let it in eat.
Wait, I accepted a mission to ignore it, but it wasn't mandatory?
Where is it?
I lost the map.
Red.
There was a red mark.
It was in Amazon.
Ah, fuck it.
That's progress of the mission.
Abio, abio, abio.
This is exactly like San Francisco.
Let's go.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm walking down on the main carpet.
Now who's this trick?
I don't need no more friends, baby.
All I try to do is peel me from my hoe.
No, no, it ain't about them.
It's all about you, player.
I heard you was the man with the hookup.
And you was the man I needed to see.
I'm offering my services.
Stay away.
Yes, sir.
See, I'm new in town.
Anything you want, I can do.
For a guy like me to work with, to work for.
A guy like Jizzy B?
Well, now that you mention it, I do have a slight problem.
Something a little dumb muscle like yourself
might be able to fix, because it's to me, I'm an intellectual.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Bitches, y'all walk on down to the bar
and fix a pepper tent.
See, I only got two eyes, and in these streets,
You got to have mode in there. You got to be like a flying ship, you know?
A hundred eyes everywhere.
Now some lunatic been fucking with my bitches.
I fuckin' killed two last week.
I want you to find out.
No problem.
You gonna play a part in the now, Jizzy?
That was easy. Just getting a job, just like that.
Wait up! Mr. C to the J! See that pretty ant thing in my car? Drop her off at the hotel
downtown. Use my car phone and give me a ring of ding when you're done. And watch
the rims playin'? Cheek that baby like the Pope mobile.
That is an internship. Let's not make a ding on it I guess.
these hills are devious
WOAH!
ok
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OOOH!
we're cool, we're cool, we're cool
brother, we're cool
I'm just playing fun
we're dope
oh, I missed my turn
I'm trying the same move
I got it later. Let's see. It's
It's Carl. I just dropped off
before you deal with that problem.
I was just talking about some young
but think he's a player been trying to peel my
holes over in Hasbro. Now, one of my girls
over there just I bought the punk. I want you
to get your ass over there. I said
My first day
Let's go
I got a ooze you know
They don't make it cars like this no more with the pink purple seats
Thank you, random alien. Oh shoot. I want to steal one of those trams actually
I
Here comes my player now you will real trouble square you
Was another day another day in a dollar procedure let you know you don't have to worry about no competition
And the Hastbury.
Worry.
Did I say I was worried?
No, I did not.
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I'm almost there, let's go.
Easy pimping.
Not there.
The Lord sent me to save your threadbare soul, Harlet.
Get in the car and remove your filthive estimates, till I make better days upon Thy corruption.
Grab it!
Ah, that's a good priest.
Get us out of here before the Devil's right hand snatches his poor girl from salvation.
Right away, your imbegillical hearing-us.
I think you'll need to let up Godspeed.
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
We need more than just a large benefactor.
Don't worry, girl.
Then all of us will fly.
I missed a lot of sunny dialogue, oh I did the mission too fast.
Fuck, I missed a lot of good dialogue.
I get the fuck away from her cops.
Not them.
My hoes.
Restart the mission?
No, I can't do that.
I guess I was too good for the game guys, what can I do?
I did want to hear what he was saying though, to be honest.
I did want to hear what he was saying, to be honest.
Oh fuck.
I don't need this car no more, right?
That'd be cool.
Snipe shots.
American sniper.
What?
I don't want to pretend he's dead.
Okay, can driver.
Thank you.
Took out the cops too.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Okay wait I don't wanna die
Okay now we have to lock in
No don't do me busted, don't do me busted
Okay we have to run a little bit
Okay why does it feel like I have 5 star police after me?
Get the fuck out of here!
What the fuck is this cab driver?
Fuck! This cab driver is 1B90!
Okay, we're going.
Three star!
If we go through the mission it will reset, right?
I don't have his car though.
The pimple view.
I don't think I'm gonna be mad about that.
Who are those guys?
I'm gonna make a mission.
Oops.
I have a cool, a cool. I'm in the pimping club now. You can't touch me here.
We're good.
Now it's very important that you listen to me.
I ain't no weak child, Amigo.
Whoa.
What you think? Oh, what you and Mike think? I'm just a pretty face to y'all.
Is that your game?
Now this here is the dumb muscle
that I was talking about.
Carl Tebow in In Reverse.
So.
Orales.
Don't mind him, we go way back.
And it's gonna be such a beachy liability.
Liability.
Liability for what?
Now there's three of us and I'm getting 20%.
What type of math is that?
That's food math, Claire.
You and me.
I sell my soul to you guys.
And that's what it's gonna come down to, huh?
Screw me out of my 13%.
You and we could deal.
You agreed.
Besides, we could have said 5% to what we do.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, what, what, what?
Cat got your tongue?
You as bad at talking as he is at mathematics?
Hey.
Hey, you wanna make this shit personal, we say?
Hey, see?
Is that our friend?
Yeah.
What?
Man, damn.
Hey man, I got a balance.
No, you don't I invented that trick baby car come with me. We're gonna have to bust us a couple of melons up in here
What do you mean?
We can't just go out there T bono could be a D a trap
This is the best car I got the guys. I swear I still have three stars after me. Whatever
All good
all right we just have to make it to the mission it's a little bit harder than usual but it's okay
can i retaint the police car
ah fuck run okay new car please new car
okay fine i'm feeling uh i'm gonna get jumps very scared by police car up here
Where are all the cars at? Nobody's driving? It's 4pm. Where are the cars?
My body type is not made for running up these kind of hills.
Popper.
Oh, it's maybe just that thing.
Thank you. I needed a car.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, we're good, we're good.
I don't know how we get four stars, but I don't want that.
What the fuck?
That was brave by that guy.
Running in to voluntarily get fucking T-bones. Holy shit.
I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it.
Dude, that was weird.
I think it's because my driving skill is low, right?
Okay, good.
I brought the police right to our drug deal, guys.
Don't worry about it.
We cool, right?
We cool.
Putos.
Chase down the bikers and collect the pass in your packages.
Three stars still huh?
Oh I just have to snatch the package.
I didn't notice he was digging his head off the window. His blonde hair blowing in the wind.
Uh, honey, this is hair. It's black.
We're mega-challenging with the police also.
But we're just full-focus mission. Full-focus mission.
Fuck! Don't fuck with police!
to document your happiness while it lasts and use Vakari film when your son needs to
make. When your daughter gets hurt, please. Vakari film. Memories are forever. So great.
All right. Rope that guy's leg. Never me. I break photosis only. That is what my
Bumpers to your sets
You almost fucking on me
Last one
smooth driving smooth ride man this bike is really good by the way it
doesn't say no driving turn rates
there was no way I could avoid those yes
I
Four stars
Okay, that's four stars
I'm doing a mission right now. Oh, I should have looked
Quickly
My buster.
Enjoy the music, lads.
Jokes.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh
That guy's better than all the clubs combined and of course
Who are those people they're from the mission
It was not F to grab.
Please no cop car run me over now.
Is it E? I forgot the T, it's T. It's T. I forgot the button I actually forgot. I'm
still busy. Oh my god the choke. Hopefully it doesn't cost me. Fuck, I got so close. It
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck just happened?
He's the go.
I am not even mad about it.
He's the go.
He just outplayed me.
Straight into a three-man sandwich.
Ah, nice. I still have my stars.
That's just what I wanted.
I want to cry. I want to cry.
This is like religion only better.
I want to cry.
I want to cry.
I want to cry.
This is like religion only better!
Like I was... he was just the gold.
Greys breaks for love, not me, never me.
I break for doses only, that is what my bumper sticker says.
Hello.
close
we're good, we're good
that was the fucking best sound we've ever seen in my life
busted
can I escape the 3-star police like impossible or what?
I'm not even messing with them
chill guys please
I
Saw that cock or spawn
Oh, don't be forward like that again
Is this the juke boy
That's not him. The last one is him. Okay, let's go to the last one.
This romantic false five playlist fits the vibe of getting jayson whoo whoo whoo whoo
We won't fly him.
I've been chased by police.
At least we don't have four stars now.
It's a little less stressful on the floor.
Remember, I will step there once.
Too cool, too cool for school. Alright, let's not choke. It's not F to grab, guys.
The last guy was maybe programmed to be insane, though. I don't know.
Oh, please, car. Don't disturb me!
Oh, so good timing.
We did it.
Oh, I bet it's C!
Please, no, no, no, no, no, just let me drive.
I'm ignoring every mechanic.
Oh, thank God.
I didn't expect the blockage there.
Oh, good.
Just don't crash now in the way.
We're good
Fuck
Big jump for the boys. Oh, it was a big jump. Anyway
Oh
Saxeamus 93 months, thank you
And we ditched the police
Thank you, brother, thank you
Appreciate it brother appreciate it for sure
We're getting mess with you. Hey, Pat, deep on look it's calm
Now he's a bill here. We're whacked it. Sure. I am safe. We're still good
What are you vodka stupid? Someone's on to us. We need to go back. We are stupid
I think they was just trying to look Mike Mike. I've been trying to contact you
What oh?
Man, what are you?
Okay, just keep talking. Hey Holmes, Mike's in trouble. Let's bounce. What trouble? Who is Mike?
Man, they taking the yeh shit man and the van and Mike's still in the back.
What we gonna do? How the fuck we going no way?
He's got a spawn. He's gonna talk to us till his battery runs out. Come on, we got a bounce.
Alright, let's get it.
Alright.
Gotta make this quick. Mike doesn't got much time on his battery.
I rose up to the ranks fast with these guys.
He's taking your seagulls.
Driving the bosses around.
Golfs seagulls. Shit that could be anywhere in this town. He can have a machine
Heavy machinery. What is that a building site or landfill something?
There's a building side of the dogs
Really matter to you like sensationalist bullshit
Have you heard the number one gardening show in San Andreas? If not, here's what you're missing
Exploring
I'm just hanging there my cop is on this radio. Let's change
Eagles
Insane spawn bonus free money. Look at this free money
Okay, anime.
Anime.
Oh, sure. Oh, that's an anime? No, I'm too cool for anime.
Yeah.
I'm back in my construction site. That's my construction site.
I said I was gonna come here and interrupt reversing.
He says it's busy like a freight depot or something.
Freight? Oh, they must be out of the shot.
Yeah, it's thoughtsy.
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my help is on the way
Fuck it's one below
But if I drive in a circle like this, I'll get there right?
It's not that far
Okay, fuck it. I'll do it in order opposite
Okay, so it should be
It's this one. It's this one. I was just here. Yeah, we just keep going down
on
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city,
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now here in seagulls right you're in seagulls brother
you're in seagulls mike?
you're here in seagulls?
Hey, the tags should work now, Holmes.
Tag!
What the hell is a tag?
I've got that tag as it tells.
My kid, the transfer, I didn't know.
He's going all the way to the game, but something must have hooked up.
And now we've got to use it to find the band and rescue Mike.
Oh, how it works.
The closer we get, the stronger the signal.
Casey and San Fiero!
All the way.
Shit!
There they are!
I
Won't shoot the other him shoot
kill the goons, there we go
Mike ain't no fucking... I mean CJ ain't no pussy, watch this
easy
wait, I should have killed that guy, I was a goon, right?
okay, thank god, holy shit
he was a gooner, he's a gooner, it was okay guys
It was okay, guys.
Whoa, I just clutched the ugly motherfucker.
Oh, it's this actor.
It's a famous actor.
The guy from Family Guy, too.
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easy
not on this kid this course handling is a session
making a bet
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Okay Carl Johnson you did good today, oh, I just saved your fucking life, brother
7k and respect it's not talking about it. It's a humble fireman from the hood
still one of mine
where do we go now
I think we can go to the dragon symbol but that's just racing right I think
ah it's phone call time I feel it
hey what's up
my man moves me
I had a little
Let's do it.
This is a party, man.
Music.
My man, music.
Jabba.
It's time.
Jalbet! It's time.
Ah! That was unlucky.
It's fine. Where we're going? W? W for Wang.
Woozaming.
Not Wang.
I've never seen a firehide on the floor, okay.
On the other side, huh?
Alright, CJ can jump this.
CJ can jump this.
Come on, CJ.
Show me your power.
Easy.
I hope I get out of this alley somehow.
What a ladder.
Oh, I'm just imagining a shit, a door, though.
No.
Why did they make this area?
What is this for?
Where am I going?
I'm about to crack the turning around.
This looks more exciting.
Start.
It's working
Perfect
That's not as big stubborn face over
Austin power senior
Damba close fuck I easy man. What you call me? Oh
Oh
Upstairs stupid. What's that service? It's cuz I come in a Manda where you're gonna treat me like this
I'm Johnson. I'm here to see woozy. I work with him. Yes, right this way
You know of the boss's curse his curse
Nah, I'm all right
I really
But we was just racing cars last week. Yes, I know he's blessed with unbelievable
Good eyes a cap and the triad that would do anything for him
We call him our lucky more
All right, I keep that mom no wonder if I can lost
So scared
Hello, Carl.
I'm sorry.
I don't.
Straight to the facts.
I can't use your help unless I'm open with you about who I am and what I do.
Let me reintroduce myself.
I'm the boss of the Mountain Cloud Boys.
Nice to meet you.
Likewise.
Why don't you sit down?
as did I know of the triad my responsibility to see that disputes are
settled without damaging important business welcome in it we shall see
I'm about to drop in on a local triad that failed to show face at the last
tongue meeting come with me and you'll see how we try at settle things
without recourse to unnecessary I've got to be shooting some people for sure
I'm a peaceful guy. I don't really do violence either right we cool
On the professional driver and have a storehouse around the block we shall see what excuse they have
Okay, so this is all this traffic business. Some small-time Vietnamese games have been making trouble with them.
I'm not sure why they're gaining any courage now, but I'm nervous about the situation.
This is a place. Come on, it's this way.
Now, where's that loose cop?
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Just checking to, you know, shut up, Carl. This way.
Okay.
Hey, what's with all these people? Where they going?
Something isn't right here. We should be careful. Follow me.
It's turning with its hand forward.
Is that our gun out just in case? I don't trust the ship.
Come on, who's it?
You need a hand?
No, no. I was just, you know, getting the feel of the place.
place stick close okay was he cool though he cool oh then now we're here
out we're here this way I was here before the rest of this gate is usually
locked stick close
oh man who's what's got you so spooked oh sorry didn't see you lying down there
He's dead. They all are. The blood feathers wiped out.
Die, die low. Don't forgive me. I was too scared to fight, so I hid.
Enough. What's happened here?
Vita me surprised us. Cut us all down.
Shit! Get in the car again!
Shit! Get in the car again!
Oh, fuck.
They don't look very Vietnamese.
The Triads must have been fendaxed!
Ain't nobody mentioning this CJ. SWAT Team CJ coming in.
Well, that was a hit.
Well, what the fuck, he's bagged.
Okay, what now?
Wait, woosies still alive? Well, I need to keep woosies alive. What's he doing?
What's woosies doing?
There you are, let's leave.
I think they did lose their way to live, I don't know, they're just standing and staring.
Rolling out and reloading, I'm not sure if that's a move or what.
let's go let's go let's go easy we got more company
you drive I'll send them back to suit it's not just not just another left
Woosie destroyed. Wait, I used to do it really?
Oh, you got one.
You got both of them. Easy.
Stongebit.
That was quick.
Alright, Woosie got some...
Oh my god, my fact is that 1% guys.
Am I gonna die when it goes to zero?
What happens when I'm going to zero?
Woosie got some good aim.
Ooh, plusers. That was an easy mission.
I need to eat this chicken over there, I can make it to the chicken, there's a burger too.
Are those muscles?
Ah, that's no problem.
That's okay.
I can live with that.
I kind of need to slim down anyway.
Hey, who's in my man?
What's going down?
Hey CJ.
Let me introduce you to the champion.
Rampali.
He heads the Rampali town on the west coast.
How you doin'?
Yeah.
Is he also blind or what?
Ah, ah, Kong has sent word from Kowloon.
Okay, I want to eat dumplings now.
The enemies' crime family, the Danang boys, are preparing to move to the United
States.
This may explain the cowardly attack on the blood feather triad.
There may be some trouble ahead.
The Shufu would like a package retrieved.
A courier has left it in a drop at the airport.
It is most important to the matter at hand.
Oh, I can do that.
Keep a package, yeah.
He is Trier, a mountain boy?
No, personal friend of mine.
and less likely to draw the
now I get why he's
nevermind, I'm not gonna say it
who's he just a G, you know
he don't see no race
my fat's getting low, I hope I don't go to the hospital
Yeah, yeah, here we go again
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