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If it happens again, I'll look at it."}, {"start": 88.16, "end": 89.16, "text": " It's fine though."}, {"start": 89.56, "end": 90.75999999999999, "text": " Alright, I'm starting the game."}, {"start": 93.16, "end": 95.36, "text": " Ops got me. Fucking DMCA, brother."}, {"start": 95.96, "end": 97.75999999999999, "text": " Something is burning in the PC."}, {"start": 100.96, "end": 102.16, "text": " Gonna be loud if you like."}, {"start": 108.36, "end": 110.16, "text": " 21 to 2023."}, {"start": 112.16, "end": 113.75999999999999, "text": " Wait, we gotta hear the song one time."}, {"start": 115.16, "end": 122.16, "text": " Wait for it."}, {"start": 122.16, "end": 128.16, "text": " It's good, all right."}, {"start": 128.16, "end": 131.16, "text": " Graphics, maybe my graphics are too high guys."}, {"start": 131.16, "end": 135.16, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 135.16, "end": 141.16, "text": " Okay, moving it to the other window."}, {"start": 141.16, "end": 143.16, "text": " Okay, we should be good."}, {"start": 143.16, "end": 146.28, "text": " Are we normal now? Are we back normally? I think so, right?"}, {"start": 146.28, "end": 149.0, "text": " Yeah, let's see where we start. Where we resume. 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Holy shit."}, {"start": 225.36, "end": 228.36, "text": " Fuck. Nooo!"}, {"start": 228.36, "end": 230.36, "text": " Back up. Don't be greedy."}, {"start": 233.36, "end": 235.36, "text": " Trying to learn how to drive."}, {"start": 237.36, "end": 242.36, "text": " What the fuck is happening? Okay, I have a plan. It's sliding through the grass."}, {"start": 244.36, "end": 248.26000000000002, "text": " Can't get up there. 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What are those thighs?"}, {"start": 757.46, "end": 759.62, "text": " Thunder thighs."}, {"start": 759.62, "end": 762.62, "text": " And that's the straight up fat there."}, {"start": 771.62, "end": 773.62, "text": " Okay, now they realize."}, {"start": 776.12, "end": 779.12, "text": " Gonna play GTA 4 too? I gotta want to, maybe."}, {"start": 779.12, "end": 782.12, "text": " Everybody says GTA 5 is good."}, {"start": 783.14, "end": 787.8199999999999, "text": " you might see or I think after this I want to play the horror game as well"}, {"start": 787.8199999999999, "end": 799.14, "text": " later in a few days we'll see let's go to W again I guess map W"}, {"start": 799.14, "end": 806.38, "text": " crack the woman hello there four or five are both really four it's better in"}, {"start": 806.38, "end": 812.5, "text": " five shit I never played either I'm down to maybe play them we'll see"}, {"start": 813.14, "end": 818.14, "text": " Oh fuck, look at your chest."}, {"start": 818.14, "end": 822.14, "text": " Ah, I'm not even driving thing if I look at chest."}, {"start": 822.14, "end": 829.14, "text": " Holy shit, these guys are coming in fast."}, {"start": 829.14, "end": 838.14, "text": " Dude, I remember when I was kid I actually played GTA 1 and 2 as well on the PC, but"}, {"start": 838.14, "end": 841.14, "text": " I don't remember shit that was so small."}, {"start": 841.14, "end": 847.14, "text": " It's the same guys that made GTA 1 that's making GTA 6. There's no way, right? Must be new people now."}, {"start": 849.14, "end": 850.14, "text": " What's up, Serpa?"}, {"start": 857.14, "end": 859.14, "text": " No show, right? Maybe one guy."}, {"start": 861.14, "end": 865.14, "text": " All new people, yeah. Just like Dota for real."}, {"start": 871.14, "end": 884.14, "text": " the"}, {"start": 884.14, "end": 898.26, "text": " bus"}, {"start": 898.26, "end": 903.26, "text": " did radios were just streamers back then right the same shit same thing"}, {"start": 903.26, "end": 908.26, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 928.26, "end": 930.26, "text": " I made it back."}, {"start": 930.26, "end": 933.26, "text": " Dang, I'm in radio material."}, {"start": 933.26, "end": 935.26, "text": " Yeah, I got the face of a radio store."}, {"start": 946.26, "end": 947.26, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 947.26, "end": 948.26, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 948.26, "end": 949.26, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 949.26, "end": 951.26, "text": " Yo, my girl."}, {"start": 951.26, "end": 953.26, "text": " She's just called the flame."}, {"start": 953.26, "end": 955.26, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 955.26, "end": 957.26, "text": " The task is leaving Los Santos again."}, {"start": 957.26, "end": 958.46, "text": " That's good actually."}, {"start": 960.06, "end": 960.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 961.86, "end": 962.66, "text": " What cash?"}, {"start": 964.26, "end": 965.36, "text": " Is that a side mission?"}, {"start": 965.86, "end": 966.46, "text": " Now whatever."}, {"start": 967.96, "end": 971.26, "text": " Oh shit, how is Woosie playing video games?"}, {"start": 979.56, "end": 980.86, "text": " That's a racist alert."}, {"start": 980.86, "end": 987.86, "text": " I got owned by a blind guy."}, {"start": 987.86, "end": 994.62, "text": " Bro, he's not really blind, is he?"}, {"start": 994.62, "end": 999.66, "text": " You need more practice underwater before you can start this mission?"}, {"start": 999.66, "end": 1002.66, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 1002.66, "end": 1005.34, "text": " Alright, where's the nearest water?"}, {"start": 1005.34, "end": 1006.34, "text": " I'm swimming."}, {"start": 1006.34, "end": 1010.34, "text": " We're going north to the end sign."}, {"start": 1014.34, "end": 1016.34, "text": " Let's go swim a bit."}, {"start": 1023.34, "end": 1026.3400000000001, "text": " It's good that I'm losing muscles. Swimmers can't be too muscly, right?"}, {"start": 1028.3400000000001, "end": 1031.3400000000001, "text": " It's not, you don't eat before you go swimming."}, {"start": 1031.3400000000001, "end": 1033.3400000000001, "text": " That's a classic."}, {"start": 1036.34, "end": 1041.9399999999998, "text": " Can I make it down here?"}, {"start": 1041.9399999999998, "end": 1045.9399999999998, "text": " This is a bit of a bold mission as they called."}, {"start": 1045.9399999999998, "end": 1050.8999999999999, "text": " Now that's an insane stunt."}, {"start": 1050.8999999999999, "end": 1058.9399999999998, "text": " F, F, how do I jump out?"}, {"start": 1058.9399999999998, "end": 1059.9399999999998, "text": " Is it not F?"}, {"start": 1059.9399999999998, "end": 1061.9399999999998, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 1061.9399999999998, "end": 1063.9399999999998, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1063.94, "end": 1073.2, "text": " I'm practicing fuck. I'm slow and fat. What is it? Yeah, I can't swim for shit"}, {"start": 1080.94, "end": 1082.94, "text": " All right, let's dive again"}, {"start": 1085.9, "end": 1088.38, "text": " That's a spam left shift or what just hold"}, {"start": 1088.38, "end": 1095.7800000000002, "text": " If the swim close to surface is fine. Oh, this is good. This is good. I'm actually practicing this good"}, {"start": 1095.7800000000002, "end": 1098.42, "text": " How says I can't swim is insane"}, {"start": 1105.9, "end": 1111.0200000000002, "text": " Boats can I get on this thing? I can't well we should there's something on her I"}, {"start": 1113.98, "end": 1117.2600000000002, "text": " Can drive this thing oh shit"}, {"start": 1118.38, "end": 1120.38, "text": " Hell yeah, bro. Take no music too."}, {"start": 1121.98, "end": 1123.98, "text": " Oops, I didn't get to that."}, {"start": 1129.18, "end": 1131.18, "text": " I don't wanna stop."}, {"start": 1134.7800000000002, "end": 1137.66, "text": " Kill us, dive a bit. It's the practice holding our breath, I guess."}, {"start": 1137.66, "end": 1164.0600000000002, "text": " Am I gaining any skill guys?"}, {"start": 1164.06, "end": 1168.46, "text": " skill issue. What is he doing?"}, {"start": 1174.46, "end": 1179.58, "text": " Swim CJ! Swim! Swim for the Chinese. Yep again, you have no long capacity."}, {"start": 1183.6599999999999, "end": 1189.58, "text": " I feel like it's not working guys. It's two hours of this? No guys, that can't be it."}, {"start": 1189.58, "end": 1192.1599999999999, "text": " Let's go deeper, yeah."}, {"start": 1192.1599999999999, "end": 1195.62, "text": " Maybe it's the depth that matters."}, {"start": 1195.62, "end": 1201.02, "text": " Okay, let's turn back up again."}, {"start": 1201.02, "end": 1207.74, "text": " I'm just losing muscle."}, {"start": 1207.74, "end": 1208.74, "text": " Across the process."}, {"start": 1208.74, "end": 1209.98, "text": " I haven't gone any improvement."}, {"start": 1209.98, "end": 1211.98, "text": " I'm just losing muscle."}, {"start": 1212.66, "end": 1214.66, "text": " There we go again"}, {"start": 1220.6200000000001, "end": 1223.94, "text": " Now we can't use a long capacity upgrade that's nice"}, {"start": 1224.8600000000001, "end": 1231.14, "text": " Now no, we can't start cheating now guys. That's not the right. That's all plus one easy. I don't know how much I need though"}, {"start": 1234.58, "end": 1236.58, "text": " No cheating"}, {"start": 1236.82, "end": 1239.0, "text": " This is this is part of the life of being"}, {"start": 1239.0, "end": 1243.48, "text": " I'm an officer, you know, this is what you got to do guys. I got to teach you guys, okay. Oh"}, {"start": 1245.08, "end": 1247.08, "text": " Fish"}, {"start": 1254.76, "end": 1261.18, "text": " Yeah, that's good need one fourth of bar, okay, okay, that's fair"}, {"start": 1261.18, "end": 1271.74, "text": " down we go CJ gotta swim show them what you got bro must losing muscle is good"}, {"start": 1271.74, "end": 1275.18, "text": " it's gonna be easier to hold my breath less muscles to feed oxygen"}, {"start": 1275.18, "end": 1284.98, "text": " chilly are you gonna watch Grand Theft Auto on Netflix on two in two days I've"}, {"start": 1284.98, "end": 1295.66, "text": " never heard of that. Maybe I'll check it out. Fish. Like one of the fish now. This is my"}, {"start": 1295.66, "end": 1300.94, "text": " first time to rest. I mean, okay, I played it as a kid, but I only use cheats and like,"}, {"start": 1300.94, "end": 1304.94, "text": " how are you drowning? You're right at the surface and like use bazookas on choppers"}, {"start": 1304.94, "end": 1308.22, "text": " and shit I've never played the missions"}, {"start": 1313.1000000000001, "end": 1316.3, "text": " and down"}, {"start": 1319.1000000000001, "end": 1323.02, "text": " basta it's a preview on Netflix"}, {"start": 1323.98, "end": 1326.7, "text": " shit I heard there was leaks in that game I haven't checked any leaks out"}, {"start": 1326.7, "end": 1332.06, "text": " though oh shit not done done done up up up up"}, {"start": 1332.06, "end": 1334.06, "text": " Good, good, good."}, {"start": 1338.78, "end": 1341.58, "text": " No, there's no way it's gonna take hours, guys. Come on."}, {"start": 1341.58, "end": 1345.1799999999998, "text": " Stammin' upgraded. Now we can sprint and swim for longer. That's good."}, {"start": 1349.26, "end": 1351.26, "text": " Stammin' up."}, {"start": 1354.3, "end": 1357.98, "text": " Long capacity up already. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. You're dying."}, {"start": 1357.98, "end": 1362.14, "text": " CJ! CJ! CJ! CJ!"}, {"start": 1363.64, "end": 1364.64, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1366.6, "end": 1368.6, "text": " Okay, I'm really limit testing."}, {"start": 1369.32, "end": 1374.26, "text": " What am I doing? I'm getting my own capacity up so I can do my Chinese missions, bro."}, {"start": 1374.26, "end": 1377.4, "text": " You've never been in the triad or what? Come on, man."}, {"start": 1387.98, "end": 1399.28, "text": " I think I can get plus capacity by just swimming now I have to dive I think"}, {"start": 1417.98, "end": 1424.48, "text": " Up, up, up, up, up."}, {"start": 1424.48, "end": 1425.48, "text": " Up!"}, {"start": 1425.48, "end": 1428.4, "text": " Oh my god, up!"}, {"start": 1428.4, "end": 1429.4, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1429.4, "end": 1432.34, "text": " Why am I dying?"}, {"start": 1432.34, "end": 1436.0, "text": " Why is this hard?"}, {"start": 1436.0, "end": 1439.92, "text": " Build the script comp for long capacity?"}, {"start": 1439.92, "end": 1443.96, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 1443.96, "end": 1446.3600000000001, "text": " Next mission you have to learn Chinese."}, {"start": 1446.3600000000001, "end": 1448.8400000000001, "text": " Whoa turtle look at that. That's cool"}, {"start": 1450.3200000000002, "end": 1452.3200000000002, "text": " What is dolphin"}, {"start": 1453.44, "end": 1458.2, "text": " Long capacity up guys, okay now I need to get to the surface"}, {"start": 1463.68, "end": 1469.68, "text": " That's cool though, you're probably good. Let's do one more long capacity bar and there we go and I swim in my"}, {"start": 1469.68, "end": 1471.68, "text": " RL. I mean of course I can swim in my RL"}, {"start": 1476.3600000000001, "end": 1483.92, "text": " And we can go up, up, up, up, good."}, {"start": 1483.92, "end": 1491.8400000000001, "text": " One more bar, yeah, one more bar, one more bar."}, {"start": 1491.8400000000001, "end": 1494.88, "text": " They have racepals, cool."}, {"start": 1494.88, "end": 1495.88, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1495.88, "end": 1503.16, "text": " Oof, that was close to me taking a lot of damage."}, {"start": 1503.16, "end": 1508.16, "text": " This guy just told me go swimming boy and I had to do it bro, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 1508.16, "end": 1511.16, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 1511.16, "end": 1514.92, "text": " Poop story time?"}, {"start": 1514.92, "end": 1516.8400000000001, "text": " No, we can't tell that story again."}, {"start": 1516.8400000000001, "end": 1520.8400000000001, "text": " The boat poop story was an old story, we don't tell that."}, {"start": 1520.8400000000001, "end": 1523.8400000000001, "text": " Maybe later."}, {"start": 1523.84, "end": 1537.6399999999999, "text": " I'll put the real money in my 10 year old daughter being out to out swim here."}, {"start": 1537.6399999999999, "end": 1540.0, "text": " You guys think very lowly of me guys."}, {"start": 1540.0, "end": 1541.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 1541.0, "end": 1543.52, "text": " 10 year old daughter no way."}, {"start": 1543.52, "end": 1545.24, "text": " Ooh jellyfish."}, {"start": 1545.24, "end": 1549.32, "text": " I probably shouldn't get stung by that, I might die."}, {"start": 1550.28, "end": 1552.28, "text": " Okay, almost"}, {"start": 1568.28, "end": 1574.6399999999999, "text": " Up soon come on long put capacity give me the last tick give me the last tick along capacity almost done"}, {"start": 1574.64, "end": 1579.0400000000002, "text": " a competitive swim coach and she's the fastest under 13."}, {"start": 1579.0400000000002, "end": 1580.8000000000002, "text": " Okay, then she's probably faster than me."}, {"start": 1580.8000000000002, "end": 1582.3600000000001, "text": " I'm not that fast."}, {"start": 1582.3600000000001, "end": 1584.5600000000002, "text": " You made it sound wasn't that good though."}, {"start": 1586.68, "end": 1587.76, "text": " Muscle down."}, {"start": 1592.44, "end": 1595.2800000000002, "text": " Long capacity, okay, we hope that's enough guys."}, {"start": 1595.2800000000002, "end": 1598.8400000000001, "text": " Let's go to the Chinese and say look,"}, {"start": 1598.8400000000001, "end": 1600.3600000000001, "text": " I can hold my breath."}, {"start": 1604.64, "end": 1606.64, "text": " Let's go let's go"}, {"start": 1612.1200000000001, "end": 1614.3200000000002, "text": " Who all right"}, {"start": 1616.44, "end": 1622.94, "text": " How's muscle going down on swimming well, I didn't eat for like days CJ is on a diet he took all Zempik"}, {"start": 1622.94, "end": 1624.94, "text": " It's gonna become skinny max"}, {"start": 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and walk in."}, {"start": 1711.88, "end": 1713.88, "text": " Easy clap."}, {"start": 1713.88, "end": 1715.88, "text": " Let's save."}, {"start": 1715.88, "end": 1716.88, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 1716.88, "end": 1718.88, "text": " Perfect all right, we're ready"}, {"start": 1721.8400000000001, "end": 1724.7600000000002, "text": " It was just three minutes save the time brother"}, {"start": 1734.8000000000002, "end": 1736.8000000000002, "text": " Only 20k that's fine"}, {"start": 1741.48, "end": 1746.0400000000002, "text": " Well, I guess I'm near close when we're skinny maybe might need to hide our muscle damn look I look so different now"}, {"start": 1746.04, "end": 1748.04, "text": " She"}, {"start": 1748.04, "end": 1750.04, "text": " She's been a rough couple days on the zempsick"}, {"start": 1758.04, "end": 1760.04, "text": " That's her"}, {"start": 1760.04, "end": 1767.6399999999999, "text": " you just trying to make excuses now look CJ I need someone from outside the triad who I can trust"}, {"start": 1768.76, "end": 1775.56, "text": " all right so let me get this straight you want me to swim around in dirty doubt I was already"}, {"start": 1775.56, "end": 1780.84, "text": " doing that for a while brown jelly beans and Vietnamese gangsters to put a bug on a boat in"}, {"start": 1780.8400000000001, "end": 1790.1200000000001, "text": " horrible you're so negative that's an insane mission listen when I was the key"}, {"start": 1790.1200000000001, "end": 1797.6000000000001, "text": " swimming up the Santa Maria I once got a condom stuck to my face you are like"}, {"start": 1797.6000000000001, "end": 1805.8000000000002, "text": " that stays with you for life believe that I have his eyes are open"}, {"start": 1805.8, "end": 1817.8799999999999, "text": " confession to make he's not blind I am oh I'm blind no shit yeah although I've"}, {"start": 1817.8799999999999, "end": 1821.6399999999999, "text": " trained my other senses to a point where you wouldn't notice my handicap in the"}, {"start": 1821.6399999999999, "end": 1829.0, "text": " water they'd be quite useless all right woozy relax don't beat yourself up a"}, {"start": 1829.0, "end": 1832.6, "text": " body look I'll do it"}, {"start": 1832.6000000000001, "end": 1838.7, "text": " Uh, one last thing, you do know that I'm black, right?"}, {"start": 1838.7, "end": 1839.7, "text": " And not Chinese."}, {"start": 1839.7, "end": 1843.3000000000002, "text": " I'm blind, Carl, not stupid."}, {"start": 1843.3000000000002, "end": 1847.3000000000002, "text": " And he had to ask, you know, he had to ask."}, {"start": 1847.3000000000002, "end": 1849.3000000000002, "text": " Get the check at least."}, {"start": 1849.3000000000002, "end": 1851.94, "text": " Let's get to the knocks."}, {"start": 1862.6000000000001, "end": 1864.6000000000001, "text": " It's a baby"}, {"start": 1892.6000000000001, "end": 1897.7600000000002, "text": " Oh boy underwater missions, video games always get me though."}, {"start": 1897.7600000000002, "end": 1900.8400000000001, "text": " Honestly flying missions are worse but this is still..."}, {"start": 1900.8400000000001, "end": 1902.6000000000001, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 1902.6000000000001, "end": 1907.5200000000002, "text": " The boat has planted bugs anchored out at sea, oops I didn't check anything else, I press"}, {"start": 1907.5200000000002, "end": 1911.16, "text": " spacebar."}, {"start": 1911.16, "end": 1914.44, "text": " Should be good."}, {"start": 1914.44, "end": 1915.44, "text": " Swim to the tanker."}, {"start": 1915.44, "end": 1916.44, "text": " Alright, no problem."}, {"start": 1916.44, "end": 1919.0000000000002, "text": " I got a little bit more stamina now and shit."}, {"start": 1919.0, "end": 1920.0, "text": " Not a lot though."}, {"start": 1928.0, "end": 1931.0, "text": " There's underwater, you have to dive through and swim through it. Easy."}, {"start": 1932.0, "end": 1933.0, "text": " I practice this."}, {"start": 1940.0, "end": 1944.0, "text": " What's my nightmare? I've dreamt nightmares about this very scenario."}, {"start": 1945.0, "end": 1946.0, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 1946.0, "end": 1950.64, "text": " I've actually done nightmares like this. Holy shit"}, {"start": 1953.32, "end": 1956.92, "text": " It's a real that shit's the worst"}, {"start": 1959.24, "end": 1964.04, "text": " Okay another condom on my face let's get some breath and then die"}, {"start": 1970.0, "end": 1975.08, "text": " But every time I watch a movie I try to hold my breath to see if I would be able to hold my breath this long"}, {"start": 1976.0, "end": 1979.0, "text": " CJ!"}, {"start": 1979.0, "end": 1986.0, "text": " I made it, I made it, I made it."}, {"start": 1986.0, "end": 1990.0, "text": " I'm chilling."}, {"start": 1990.0, "end": 1992.0, "text": " Chilling."}, {"start": 1992.0, "end": 1994.0, "text": " Gotta catch my breath."}, {"start": 1994.0, "end": 1996.0, "text": " Do it now, okay."}, {"start": 1996.0, "end": 1998.0, "text": " You guys don't do it at home."}, {"start": 1998.0, "end": 1998.5, "text": " Heh."}, {"start": 2022.5, "end": 2023.0, "text": " Uugh."}, {"start": 2024.6, "end": 2026.5, "text": " God damn, I was dying in game though."}, {"start": 2028.0, "end": 2030.0, "text": " Fuckin' hell."}, {"start": 2032.0, "end": 2036.0, "text": " Am I tapping doubly to swim faster? That's what I'm supposed to do? Do not swim?"}, {"start": 2036.0, "end": 2039.0, "text": " Oh, wait, fuck I didn't read the instructions."}, {"start": 2049.0, "end": 2051.0, "text": " What am I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 2052.0, "end": 2054.0, "text": " No, tapping didn't work."}, {"start": 2054.0, "end": 2058.0, "text": " Okay, just don't get spotted by the boats, that's all."}, {"start": 2058.0, "end": 2060.0, "text": " Ah, shark, shark!"}, {"start": 2060.0, "end": 2061.0, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 2061.0, "end": 2063.0, "text": " Gonna eat me, bro."}, {"start": 2063.0, "end": 2065.0, "text": " We got somebody in the water over here!"}, {"start": 2065.0, "end": 2067.0, "text": " He was just here!"}, {"start": 2067.0, "end": 2070.0, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 2070.0, "end": 2073.0, "text": " Shit, he's been down there too long!"}, {"start": 2078.0, "end": 2081.0, "text": " I feel like it would be really hard to spot me here at night."}, {"start": 2081.0, "end": 2088.84, "text": " be honest if I'm swimming here we got a swimmer approaching the boat where'd it go"}, {"start": 2090.84, "end": 2092.68, "text": " man I swear I saw something"}, {"start": 2098.76, "end": 2099.0, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 2106.76, "end": 2108.04, "text": " let's just swim like this"}, {"start": 2111.0, "end": 2115.64, "text": " Then stay still. Catch our breath. They can't see us when we're still."}, {"start": 2115.64, "end": 2119.46, "text": " We can keep doing this until they both leaves. But can you just leave so I can"}, {"start": 2119.46, "end": 2122.64, "text": " swim a little bit more normally?"}, {"start": 2124.72, "end": 2129.0, "text": " Maybe we could swim on the surface a bit."}, {"start": 2132.8, "end": 2136.48, "text": " Okay now we're swimming on the surface of the Olo in the water."}, {"start": 2136.48, "end": 2140.22, "text": " No, I don't just talking about brother. It's a fish"}, {"start": 2150.06, "end": 2152.06, "text": " Breathe CJ breathe"}, {"start": 2153.1, "end": 2159.36, "text": " I say no, but nobody in the water, but they were cool. They don't see me. Don't see me. Let's let's do a little sprint in here"}, {"start": 2159.36, "end": 2161.36, "text": " They won't decide it"}, {"start": 2162.68, "end": 2164.68, "text": " I was just kidding"}, {"start": 2164.68, "end": 2166.68, "text": " Okay, don't do that again"}, {"start": 2167.98, "end": 2171.3999999999996, "text": " No way can hold it better long man. True true"}, {"start": 2177.2, "end": 2180.8999999999996, "text": " I think let's just stay underwater most of it. Let's not be greedy guys. Let's not be greedy"}, {"start": 2194.68, "end": 2195.68, "text": " Ooh, a seashell."}, {"start": 2201.18, "end": 2203.8799999999997, "text": " I don't know, I hope these things don't work like this, you know."}, {"start": 2204.08, "end": 2205.18, "text": " Like I'm standing still."}, {"start": 2207.18, "end": 2208.3799999999997, "text": " I need to dive under them."}, {"start": 2208.98, "end": 2209.68, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 2211.8799999999997, "end": 2216.08, "text": " Swim quicker, quicker, is even swimming forward."}, {"start": 2217.3799999999997, "end": 2219.68, "text": " There he is! He's gone under!"}, {"start": 2224.68, "end": 2226.68, "text": " He's gone under"}, {"start": 2232.3999999999996, "end": 2234.3999999999996, "text": " Please help"}, {"start": 2235.68, "end": 2237.68, "text": " No, no, no"}, {"start": 2240.08, "end": 2247.52, "text": " Okay, I think I'm safe here for now fuck this mission is hard. I have one HP. I have to tap left shift. Okay. Okay. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong"}, {"start": 2247.52, "end": 2264.32, "text": " Y'all let's dive under the bolt I guess, I hope I can manage."}, {"start": 2264.32, "end": 2268.0, "text": " Come on, come on."}, {"start": 2268.0, "end": 2269.0, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 2269.0, "end": 2272.8, "text": " It's not good, it's not good, it's not- NOOOO!"}, {"start": 2272.8, "end": 2277.2000000000003, "text": " No! Please! I'm panicking!"}, {"start": 2277.2000000000003, "end": 2280.04, "text": " Are you stuck in invisible walls?"}, {"start": 2280.04, "end": 2284.92, "text": " No! No! Stop it!"}, {"start": 2284.92, "end": 2289.6800000000003, "text": " CJ! What are you doing?"}, {"start": 2289.6800000000003, "end": 2294.7200000000003, "text": " CJ! I was stuck in every invisible wall imaginable."}, {"start": 2294.7200000000003, "end": 2297.92, "text": " Actually nightmare fuel."}, {"start": 2297.92, "end": 2304.92, "text": " If the boat was full of invisible wall, I should have gone around bro, I should have gone around."}, {"start": 2308.92, "end": 2313.92, "text": " The controls are so janky brother. I never seen anybody drowned on this mission."}, {"start": 2313.92, "end": 2315.92, "text": " Well, it's a purse for everything."}, {"start": 2316.92, "end": 2320.92, "text": " I get one of these walls, what am I stuck on? Tell me what I'm stuck on right now."}, {"start": 2320.92, "end": 2323.92, "text": " Tell me what am I stuck on? I can't even dive downwards."}, {"start": 2327.92, "end": 2333.92, "text": " We're good, we're good, it's fine guys, it's fine."}, {"start": 2333.92, "end": 2336.92, "text": " I panicked, I panicked a bit."}, {"start": 2336.92, "end": 2337.92, "text": " I was holding my breath."}, {"start": 2337.92, "end": 2343.92, "text": " Stop using mouse, that's what it is."}, {"start": 2343.92, "end": 2349.92, "text": " I'm getting better at swimming, hopefully it saves my swimming progress."}, {"start": 2349.92, "end": 2354.92, "text": " Look, naturally I would be able to go through there, but for some reason I can't now."}, {"start": 2354.92, "end": 2356.92, "text": " Like it's like my camera gets stuck there."}, {"start": 2359.56, "end": 2360.06, "text": " Oop."}, {"start": 2361.4, "end": 2361.9, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 2361.9, "end": 2362.4, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2362.4, "end": 2363.4, "text": " We're chillin, we're chillin."}, {"start": 2363.4, "end": 2364.6, "text": " Guys, I got this, I got this."}, {"start": 2364.6, "end": 2365.4, "text": " I'm almost there."}, {"start": 2372.36, "end": 2373.08, "text": " He's on the fat."}, {"start": 2373.08, "end": 2374.36, "text": " I'm losing a lot of muscle though."}, {"start": 2374.36, "end": 2374.86, "text": " I should be-"}, {"start": 2374.86, "end": 2376.2000000000003, "text": " I'm skinning maxing soon."}, {"start": 2376.2000000000003, "end": 2376.7000000000003, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 2376.7000000000003, "end": 2387.0200000000004, "text": " It's better to dive a bit extra down, I've learned."}, {"start": 2387.0200000000004, "end": 2389.34, "text": " That's a big trick, it's a big trick."}, {"start": 2389.34, "end": 2391.7000000000003, "text": " Big tech."}, {"start": 2391.7000000000003, "end": 2397.26, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 2397.26, "end": 2402.4600000000005, "text": " Stuck on another wall."}, {"start": 2402.46, "end": 2409.46, "text": " i lost all my hp bro"}, {"start": 2410.42, "end": 2413.14, "text": " have a new strat guys"}, {"start": 2413.14, "end": 2416.62, "text": " you wanna see my strat? you've never thought of a strat in your life"}, {"start": 2416.62, "end": 2419.34, "text": " i wanna go around everything"}, {"start": 2419.34, "end": 2426.34, "text": " i wanna go around the whole boat, everybody, i'm gonna around"}, {"start": 2426.34, "end": 2451.6200000000003, "text": " see jade a little bit swimmer. how do you see me bro?"}, {"start": 2451.62, "end": 2462.94, "text": " know. Fuck. Just killed him. Honestly, I kind of want to."}, {"start": 2462.94, "end": 2473.42, "text": " Shit. Must have been a seal. Okay, true. Must have been a seal. Should I just"}, {"start": 2473.42, "end": 2475.42, "text": " Just kill them guys. Can I just kill them?"}, {"start": 2486.2200000000003, "end": 2487.7200000000003, "text": " I don't like this mission."}, {"start": 2490.82, "end": 2492.82, "text": " Might take them out guys. Easier."}, {"start": 2494.12, "end": 2495.32, "text": " Might shoot them all."}, {"start": 2495.7200000000003, "end": 2499.7200000000003, "text": " You know it's supposed to be a stealth mission but I can stealth my way by killing them."}, {"start": 2499.7200000000003, "end": 2501.7200000000003, "text": " Over there some kind of water"}, {"start": 2502.36, "end": 2507.44, "text": " Where you go much be one HP already money how my fucking one is told you we get him"}, {"start": 2511.96, "end": 2515.5400000000004, "text": " What did I die to what did I die to?"}, {"start": 2517.4800000000005, "end": 2519.4800000000005, "text": " We'll play like journals I"}, {"start": 2519.6400000000003, "end": 2522.84, "text": " The controls are janky guys. I get stuck on everything"}, {"start": 2523.7200000000003, "end": 2525.7200000000003, "text": " well"}, {"start": 2525.7200000000003, "end": 2527.7200000000003, "text": " headshot"}, {"start": 2527.7200000000003, "end": 2529.7200000000003, "text": " fuck man"}, {"start": 2529.7200000000003, "end": 2531.7200000000003, "text": " alright I got this now"}, {"start": 2535.7200000000003, "end": 2537.7200000000003, "text": " here we go"}, {"start": 2537.7200000000003, "end": 2539.7200000000003, "text": " I swear I can swim like this you know like"}, {"start": 2541.7200000000003, "end": 2545.7200000000003, "text": " like what I will get stuck here but I don't know why"}, {"start": 2547.7200000000003, "end": 2549.7200000000003, "text": " yeah it's good"}, {"start": 2549.7200000000003, "end": 2562.0800000000004, "text": " No, that's not what I meant to do."}, {"start": 2562.0800000000004, "end": 2578.6600000000003, "text": " Let's rest a little bit, resting, resting, resting, resting, down, and now you better"}, {"start": 2578.66, "end": 2584.12, "text": " be able to go up. Now I'm stuck again, I'm stuck on fucking nothing. Here we go. Please"}, {"start": 2584.12, "end": 2589.0, "text": " up, please up, please up. Okay good, we didn't take damage, that's good. Last time we took"}, {"start": 2589.0, "end": 2597.64, "text": " damage there. Michael Felipe. Last one, last one. Just don't take damage. Should I shoot"}, {"start": 2597.64, "end": 2603.64, "text": " Get them all though, I'm thinking about it."}, {"start": 2608.64, "end": 2614.64, "text": " I'm gonna all the way to the bottom, so I don't get snagged by something."}, {"start": 2614.64, "end": 2629.92, "text": " Okay, not bad, not bad, I didn't lose much HP."}, {"start": 2629.92, "end": 2635.64, "text": " Let's keep dive swimming, dive swim, dive swim."}, {"start": 2635.64, "end": 2641.12, "text": " I bet a lot of you guys played with the infinite stamina and the infinite long capacity cheeto"}, {"start": 2641.12, "end": 2642.12, "text": " guys."}, {"start": 2642.12, "end": 2648.12, "text": " When you add the kids, let's be honest, this is hard mode guys, this is hard mode."}, {"start": 2654.12, "end": 2656.12, "text": " No cap, yeah."}, {"start": 2657.12, "end": 2661.12, "text": " This is the first mission I actually struggled with though, I fucking can't."}, {"start": 2661.12, "end": 2664.12, "text": " I don't know dude, I hate this shit."}, {"start": 2666.12, "end": 2669.12, "text": " Should I tap left shift or is it just hold?"}, {"start": 2672.12, "end": 2695.08, "text": " Good, even more long professory is good."}, {"start": 2695.08, "end": 2711.7999999999997, "text": " chilling as the mouse that make it harder maybe I don't know what like it's our"}, {"start": 2711.7999999999997, "end": 2718.4, "text": " surface in sometimes maybe have to tap my mouse to dive more maybe I don't know"}, {"start": 2718.4, "end": 2734.0, "text": " Like it hasn't explained that but I'm going forward, right, I'm getting closer, yeah, I'm"}, {"start": 2734.0, "end": 2743.4, "text": " getting closer, it's good, I'm getting closer, it's going to happen eventually, I don't know"}, {"start": 2743.4, "end": 2750.06, "text": " how I don't use mouse for swimming guys, because when I don't use mouse I just surface right"}, {"start": 2750.06, "end": 2770.86, "text": " away, we're good, we want to go around this one I think, we're not going under the boat"}, {"start": 2770.86, "end": 2777.02, "text": " again that was really stupid of me not again you probably go to the tip of the"}, {"start": 2777.02, "end": 2780.86, "text": " boat or that seems like a safe area there"}, {"start": 2784.7000000000003, "end": 2789.1800000000003, "text": " get the clam not fuck that shit I just want to make it don't see that oh fuck"}, {"start": 2789.1800000000003, "end": 2792.6200000000003, "text": " I just want to make it past this fucking swimming mission no matter what I"}, {"start": 2792.6200000000003, "end": 2797.86, "text": " never want to swim again there's a nice looking clam there though I'm not"}, {"start": 2797.86, "end": 2799.86, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, maybe I'll go for it."}, {"start": 2806.58, "end": 2807.78, "text": " Like a passer going up."}, {"start": 2809.3, "end": 2810.78, "text": " Very careful this time."}, {"start": 2810.78, "end": 2813.3, "text": " No goofing, no goofing, no goofing."}, {"start": 2817.2200000000003, "end": 2818.94, "text": " And dive."}, {"start": 2821.86, "end": 2822.86, "text": " Lament time."}, {"start": 2827.86, "end": 2835.76, "text": " My stamina is so low guys, I never got on the exercise treadmill, that's also part"}, {"start": 2835.76, "end": 2838.6400000000003, "text": " of the reason why I'm so fucking weak."}, {"start": 2838.6400000000003, "end": 2846.1400000000003, "text": " Get the climb."}, {"start": 2846.1400000000003, "end": 2855.6600000000003, "text": " I think there's no spotlight here, but just in case, I'm ready to dive under if"}, {"start": 2855.66, "end": 2861.8999999999996, "text": " it comes good good good at the water though thank you you're forgetting to"}, {"start": 2861.8999999999996, "end": 2866.66, "text": " hold the shift I'm holding I'm holding I swear"}, {"start": 2866.66, "end": 2869.8199999999997, "text": " get the climb"}, {"start": 2873.8999999999996, "end": 2878.18, "text": " oyster 50"}, {"start": 2878.18, "end": 2888.18, "text": " I'm stuck on an invisible wall again, I drown here, I'm done."}, {"start": 2888.18, "end": 2896.18, "text": " I'm basically a completionist, someone say."}, {"start": 2896.18, "end": 2899.14, "text": " okay we're catching our breath we're almost there guys we're almost there"}, {"start": 2909.22, "end": 2911.54, "text": " fuck it shit send it"}, {"start": 2917.62, "end": 2921.7, "text": " sneakers are a bit quiet as possible to avoid the attention of guards okay let's get a new weapon"}, {"start": 2922.74, "end": 2924.02, "text": " no shovel"}, {"start": 2926.18, "end": 2933.18, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2933.18, "end": 2937.2999999999997, "text": " this"}, {"start": 2937.2999999999997, "end": 2948.3399999999997, "text": " C.J. the fucking stealth assassin"}, {"start": 2948.3399999999997, "end": 2949.7799999999997, "text": " and see me and see me and see me so good"}, {"start": 2949.78, "end": 2951.78, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2951.78, "end": 2956.78, "text": " metal gear solid CJ can I go around these tankers here on the right?"}, {"start": 2956.78, "end": 2957.78, "text": " no"}, {"start": 2962.78, "end": 2963.78, "text": " CJ do be sneaky"}, {"start": 2963.78, "end": 2965.78, "text": " the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 2965.78, "end": 2966.78, "text": " it's random"}, {"start": 2975.78, "end": 2976.78, "text": " that's sneaky right there"}, {"start": 2979.78, "end": 2984.78, "text": " Beautiful, CJ, beautiful."}, {"start": 2984.78, "end": 2987.78, "text": " Fucking two E's for Siege."}, {"start": 2987.78, "end": 2990.78, "text": " Let's kill this guy too, why not? He's on the map."}, {"start": 2990.78, "end": 2994.78, "text": " Ah, I don't like it, nevermind, nevermind. We don't have to. Let's chill."}, {"start": 3001.78, "end": 3006.78, "text": " We're so lucky they hired some Diff and the Blind Guards. That's really good."}, {"start": 3009.78, "end": 3011.78, "text": " London"}, {"start": 3019.1600000000003, "end": 3021.1600000000003, "text": " And that's some other over back"}, {"start": 3023.0800000000004, "end": 3030.26, "text": " Now where do we plant it or whatever what do we do we plant the bomb"}, {"start": 3030.26, "end": 3041.46, "text": " Let's go down here, yeah."}, {"start": 3041.46, "end": 3044.26, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3044.26, "end": 3049.6600000000003, "text": " Lose attention of the guards."}, {"start": 3049.6600000000003, "end": 3058.7400000000002, "text": " I didn't know there were more guards in here."}, {"start": 3058.7400000000002, "end": 3060.7400000000002, "text": " I'm losing their attention, alright?"}, {"start": 3065.94, "end": 3067.94, "text": " You plant the bug, get off the tank or get the dogs."}, {"start": 3067.94, "end": 3070.44, "text": " No, that's how I'm gonna have to swim back, motherfucker."}, {"start": 3070.44, "end": 3072.44, "text": " Don't make me swim."}, {"start": 3081.6400000000003, "end": 3084.0400000000004, "text": " Aw, you son of a bitch."}, {"start": 3084.0400000000004, "end": 3087.0400000000004, "text": " Can I take out the boats from here, maybe?"}, {"start": 3088.7400000000002, "end": 3100.3, "text": " I might... yeah, if I get attention maybe I'll lose you, right?"}, {"start": 3100.3, "end": 3103.7400000000002, "text": " Can't I just go to that little green part there?"}, {"start": 3103.7400000000002, "end": 3106.78, "text": " That's also like, surface."}, {"start": 3106.78, "end": 3107.78, "text": " That wants me to go to the docks."}, {"start": 3107.78, "end": 3113.1800000000003, "text": " Fine, I'll do it, I'll do it."}, {"start": 3113.1800000000003, "end": 3115.5800000000004, "text": " I guess I could have jumped off the other side, you're right."}, {"start": 3115.5800000000004, "end": 3117.94, "text": " Alright, fuck it, there we go."}, {"start": 3117.94, "end": 3119.94, "text": " Let's just do it. No complaining. No complaining."}, {"start": 3126.38, "end": 3130.38, "text": " Haven't even detected yet. No greed. No greed, guys. We don't really want to redo this."}, {"start": 3130.38, "end": 3132.38, "text": " It's a bit too frustrating."}, {"start": 3133.18, "end": 3135.78, "text": " This is what I call a classic frustrating mission in a video game."}, {"start": 3135.78, "end": 3137.78, "text": " Water levels are always bitches."}, {"start": 3143.78, "end": 3146.78, "text": " Don't worry. Not going under the boat."}, {"start": 3146.78, "end": 3150.6600000000003, "text": " not doing anything like that, we're just playing safe, we're chilling"}, {"start": 3158.98, "end": 3159.6200000000003, "text": " hello there"}, {"start": 3159.6200000000003, "end": 3162.34, "text": " dude it's like daylight now bro, they don't see me?"}, {"start": 3163.34, "end": 3166.6600000000003, "text": " we're cool, you know? just a guy enjoying a little swim"}, {"start": 3172.1800000000003, "end": 3174.1000000000004, "text": " oh fuck, I'm right under a spotlight"}, {"start": 3176.78, "end": 3192.86, "text": " It's not shooting me, it's not shooting me, it's not shooting fish bro, he's shooting"}, {"start": 3192.86, "end": 3199.26, "text": " fish, we're good, he's hunting fish."}, {"start": 3199.26, "end": 3203.7400000000002, "text": " He's still shooting bro, relax."}, {"start": 3203.7400000000002, "end": 3212.1800000000003, "text": " bros wasting bullets like you know I killed like five seals who dolphins what"}, {"start": 3212.1800000000003, "end": 3217.7000000000003, "text": " they shooting me no way it's actually me no"}, {"start": 3247.7000000000003, "end": 3253.5400000000004, "text": " this guy's like whatever bro cool"}, {"start": 3255.4600000000005, "end": 3258.82, "text": " didn't do any damage"}, {"start": 3264.78, "end": 3271.7000000000003, "text": " I think we can start sprint swimming soon I think I can do it guys can just go for"}, {"start": 3271.7000000000003, "end": 3277.5400000000004, "text": " it I'm just gonna go for it guys here we go I'll save some long capacity in"}, {"start": 3277.54, "end": 3280.66, "text": " can't have to"}, {"start": 3280.66, "end": 3283.86, "text": " we got somebody in the water over here"}, {"start": 3283.86, "end": 3285.74, "text": " he was just here"}, {"start": 3285.74, "end": 3287.68, "text": " where'd he go"}, {"start": 3287.68, "end": 3292.48, "text": " shit he's been down there too long"}, {"start": 3292.48, "end": 3293.66, "text": " ok we go fast go fast"}, {"start": 3293.66, "end": 3295.5, "text": " getting greedy now"}, {"start": 3295.5, "end": 3298.2599999999998, "text": " there's the bastard"}, {"start": 3298.2599999999998, "end": 3302.46, "text": " he's under us"}, {"start": 3302.46, "end": 3305.9, "text": " that's just a seal"}, {"start": 3305.9, "end": 3312.9, "text": " that tunnel right there looks like prime dying for no reason"}, {"start": 3315.06, "end": 3317.26, "text": " max greed max greed"}, {"start": 3317.26, "end": 3319.82, "text": " they call me max greed for a reason"}, {"start": 3319.82, "end": 3321.9, "text": " go"}, {"start": 3321.9, "end": 3324.5, "text": " i don't want to dive anymore on the wall i'm done"}, {"start": 3324.5, "end": 3327.5, "text": " please"}, {"start": 3327.5, "end": 3329.3, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 3329.3, "end": 3332.34, "text": " we did it holy shit"}, {"start": 3332.34, "end": 3335.34, "text": " Hardest mission in the game. This is the hardest mission, guys."}, {"start": 3336.2400000000002, "end": 3336.7400000000002, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 3338.1800000000003, "end": 3341.6400000000003, "text": " TJ with 11 Gs that better pay me good for this, for sure."}, {"start": 3346.26, "end": 3348.1400000000003, "text": " I wanna have like a machine gun right here."}, {"start": 3350.44, "end": 3351.34, "text": " What's she talking about?"}, {"start": 3352.2400000000002, "end": 3354.7400000000002, "text": " Dude, I look good now. Like I feel like I'm at a good weight, right?"}, {"start": 3359.34, "end": 3362.1400000000003, "text": " But we're still gonna wa- What the fuck is happening over there?"}, {"start": 3362.34, "end": 3369.1600000000003, "text": " Those are bolt guards. They're bolt guards stuck on that vehicle. Nice bug."}, {"start": 3369.1600000000003, "end": 3371.6600000000003, "text": " Well, I can't want to steal that car and see what happens."}, {"start": 3376.6600000000003, "end": 3379.3, "text": " Wait a minute, wait a minute. I have to steal that car and see what happens."}, {"start": 3381.86, "end": 3383.86, "text": " Okay, I think they're gone."}, {"start": 3383.86, "end": 3393.86, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3393.86, "end": 3399.86, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3399.86, "end": 3404.38, "text": " Let's go to the mission."}, {"start": 3404.38, "end": 3408.08, "text": " This Chinese guy better have some good dumplings for me waiting here."}, {"start": 3408.08, "end": 3424.1800000000003, "text": " The best dumplings I've ever tasted in my life."}, {"start": 3424.1800000000003, "end": 3426.1800000000003, "text": " bonus"}, {"start": 3427.1800000000003, "end": 3429.1800000000003, "text": " Jesus, that doesn't seem bonus"}, {"start": 3434.1800000000003, "end": 3436.1800000000003, "text": " Keep thinking it's in that alley, man"}, {"start": 3449.1800000000003, "end": 3451.1800000000003, "text": " Alright, let's go"}, {"start": 3484.1800000000003, "end": 3489.0400000000004, "text": " today on a container ship little lion's gone to check it out I really got to go"}, {"start": 3489.0400000000004, "end": 3494.9800000000005, "text": " to a man look during the trip I'm a handless for you just came off the"}, {"start": 3494.9800000000005, "end": 3499.86, "text": " boat mission you smell like fish has been invaluable to me thanks man what"}, {"start": 3499.86, "end": 3504.34, "text": " are the guys so they're getting the helicopter to do a couple of flybys of"}, {"start": 3504.34, "end": 3508.82, "text": " the ship look if everything goes well I'll call you in a week or so and"}, {"start": 3508.82, "end": 3513.82, "text": " I invite you to my new spot."}, {"start": 3513.82, "end": 3515.82, "text": " Back in Driver's Helper?"}, {"start": 3515.82, "end": 3517.82, "text": " Hey CJ, what are you doing here?"}, {"start": 3517.82, "end": 3519.82, "text": " I just bumped into the wolves the other way out."}, {"start": 3519.82, "end": 3520.82, "text": " You feel me?"}, {"start": 3520.82, "end": 3521.82, "text": " I thought I called you."}, {"start": 3521.82, "end": 3522.82, "text": " Oh, flying mission."}, {"start": 3522.82, "end": 3523.82, "text": " Whoa, Berlin."}, {"start": 3523.82, "end": 3525.82, "text": " Strap in and strap up."}, {"start": 3525.82, "end": 3527.82, "text": " Strap in and strap on."}, {"start": 3527.82, "end": 3528.82, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 3528.82, "end": 3530.82, "text": " Shooting mission I like."}, {"start": 3530.82, "end": 3534.82, "text": " Now we're back in Numb."}, {"start": 3534.82, "end": 3535.82, "text": " Where are we at?"}, {"start": 3535.82, "end": 3536.82, "text": " In the boat."}, {"start": 3536.82, "end": 3542.34, "text": " it's moved out of the bed oh yeah i see you better lock and load you'll be on the"}, {"start": 3542.34, "end": 3547.6200000000003, "text": " guard lock and load ready buddy"}, {"start": 3547.6200000000003, "end": 3550.98, "text": " holy f**k you've got it put on the gun"}, {"start": 3550.98, "end": 3556.82, "text": " I've got a man fighting my sight get those denig bastards"}, {"start": 3556.82, "end": 3558.82, "text": " That name"}, {"start": 3562.82, "end": 3564.82, "text": " More of the chutes and types"}, {"start": 3568.7400000000002, "end": 3571.6200000000003, "text": " Where bro, I kept the log needs immune"}, {"start": 3571.62, "end": 3574.74, "text": " We're going down grace for impact"}, {"start": 3581.02, "end": 3586.64, "text": " I was man it was good man that hurt paint lost every time but I was like fucking hell"}, {"start": 3589.14, "end": 3594.92, "text": " Don't worry. I've practiced over practice swimming another swimming mission. Oh, you're gonna survive us"}, {"start": 3594.92, "end": 3599.56, "text": " No, nobody getting out of that alive."}, {"start": 3599.56, "end": 3601.2400000000002, "text": " How did we survive that shit?"}, {"start": 3601.2400000000002, "end": 3602.2400000000002, "text": " Fucking CJ."}, {"start": 3602.2400000000002, "end": 3609.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, Ninja mode."}, {"start": 3609.2400000000002, "end": 3610.2400000000002, "text": " Be quiet as long as possible."}, {"start": 3610.2400000000002, "end": 3611.2400000000002, "text": " You're not as long as possible."}, {"start": 3611.2400000000002, "end": 3612.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, I don't have a gun."}, {"start": 3612.2400000000002, "end": 3620.76, "text": " I have to be quiet for a while."}, {"start": 3620.76, "end": 3621.76, "text": " Nice, Gebathe."}, {"start": 3621.76, "end": 3624.76, "text": " That was a good Gebathe game designer right there."}, {"start": 3625.6400000000003, "end": 3632.0, "text": " Some guy sat and made that oh god, wait, where am I supposed to go? It's climb"}, {"start": 3642.0, "end": 3644.0, "text": " Great lookout"}, {"start": 3654.76, "end": 3663.84, "text": " Julia, Julia Ninja, actually, I don't know how I managed that."}, {"start": 3663.84, "end": 3664.84, "text": " Back we go."}, {"start": 3664.84, "end": 3667.48, "text": " Guys, I think I'm more of a gun guy."}, {"start": 3667.48, "end": 3669.48, "text": " Let's bust some caps here."}, {"start": 3669.48, "end": 3673.0400000000004, "text": " I don't know how I managed to fill it."}, {"start": 3673.0400000000004, "end": 3680.0, "text": " I tried stabbing, and then a stab like propelled me forward."}, {"start": 3680.0, "end": 3681.0, "text": " Let's shoot him through."}, {"start": 3681.0, "end": 3682.0, "text": " Let's shoot him through."}, {"start": 3682.0, "end": 3683.0, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3713.0, "end": 3725.0, "text": " Hmm. Maybe they saw my knuckles there."}, {"start": 3725.0, "end": 3732.04, "text": " Hey, what was you saying?"}, {"start": 3732.04, "end": 3737.88, "text": " Who's next? Easy, popped and locked. Fuck!"}, {"start": 3737.88, "end": 3740.76, "text": " he got me a bit"}, {"start": 3740.76, "end": 3747.6, "text": " they quiet for as long as possible they said"}, {"start": 3747.6, "end": 3749.4, "text": " that's how we do it, that's how cj does it"}, {"start": 3749.4, "end": 3756.4, "text": " he speedruns this shit"}, {"start": 3760.12, "end": 3763.96, "text": " what the fuck? campers"}, {"start": 3763.96, "end": 3770.96, "text": " Yeah, I'm not the highest HP, so let's take it a little slow."}, {"start": 3781.64, "end": 3785.88, "text": " Okay, we need to fucking heal a bit."}, {"start": 3785.88, "end": 3787.2, "text": " Snakehead?"}, {"start": 3787.2, "end": 3790.28, "text": " Oh my god, there's a lot of guards."}, {"start": 3790.28, "end": 3792.28, "text": " I need a health potion."}, {"start": 3792.28, "end": 3794.28, "text": " Hey, who the fuck are you?"}, {"start": 3796.28, "end": 3798.28, "text": " You dead now."}, {"start": 3801.28, "end": 3803.28, "text": " You wanna hold in, huh?"}, {"start": 3808.28, "end": 3810.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3812.28, "end": 3815.28, "text": " Where you at? Where you at? What corner are they hiding in?"}, {"start": 3815.28, "end": 3817.28, "text": " Let me get out this guy myself."}, {"start": 3817.28, "end": 3819.28, "text": " Who's who's who wants my ass?"}, {"start": 3819.28, "end": 3825.36, "text": " shit where you at where you at"}, {"start": 3835.92, "end": 3842.0, "text": " good good oh my god my HP my HP is low shit I'm really scared again pop from"}, {"start": 3842.0, "end": 3846.52, "text": " the containers but I'm assume there's nobody's there"}, {"start": 3846.52, "end": 3858.84, "text": " Oh my ass oh he really did put it in my ass oh wait don't tell me how far back is"}, {"start": 3858.84, "end": 3867.6, "text": " this okay it's fine it's fine it's not that bad it's fine it's fine oh he really"}, {"start": 3867.6, "end": 3872.0, "text": " did put it in my ass I should have rolled away I got greedy I didn't see"}, {"start": 3872.0, "end": 3877.44, "text": " what he did just said stick this up my ass and I was like whatever"}, {"start": 3879.2, "end": 3883.24, "text": " it's better anyway it's better doing it like this chat that we should be doing"}, {"start": 3883.24, "end": 3895.32, "text": " like this anyway let's get this later we don't need another go okay he fucking"}, {"start": 3895.32, "end": 3910.44, "text": " me this guy. Good. So I barely missed anything. We have way more HP now too which is actually"}, {"start": 3910.44, "end": 3923.64, "text": " important cuz fucking hell cj get your shit together cj there's a speedrun cj"}, {"start": 3923.64, "end": 3948.92, "text": " I feel like I didn't even see him there, but would you expect what okay, good, good, let's"}, {"start": 3948.92, "end": 3953.92, "text": " keep going fuck I lost a little bit of HP now"}, {"start": 3962.92, "end": 3967.2000000000003, "text": " I'm losing a little bit of HP guys this is bad right where are we good are we"}, {"start": 3967.2000000000003, "end": 3970.48, "text": " still good we're still good every so good we just need focus with focus"}, {"start": 3970.48, "end": 3974.28, "text": " fuck you now CJ what are you doing"}, {"start": 3974.28, "end": 3978.44, "text": " okay focus focus focus"}, {"start": 3978.44, "end": 3981.64, "text": " oh nice dodge"}, {"start": 3981.64, "end": 3986.36, "text": " who wants to get blasted"}, {"start": 3986.36, "end": 3989.56, "text": " one tap one kill"}, {"start": 3989.56, "end": 3993.64, "text": " we're one tapers one killers one tapers one killers we got surprise here last"}, {"start": 3993.64, "end": 3994.92, "text": " time let's not surprise this time"}, {"start": 3994.92, "end": 3998.92, "text": " I remember I got surprised somewhere here, I forgot where..."}, {"start": 3998.92, "end": 4000.92, "text": " You're looking for trouble!"}, {"start": 4002.92, "end": 4004.92, "text": " That's not too bad, we're gonna lose much HP there."}, {"start": 4004.92, "end": 4005.92, "text": " I'm gonna keep it up."}, {"start": 4005.92, "end": 4006.92, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 4006.92, "end": 4007.92, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4008.92, "end": 4010.92, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 4010.92, "end": 4012.92, "text": " Okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine."}, {"start": 4012.92, "end": 4014.92, "text": " Never relax, never relax."}, {"start": 4015.92, "end": 4016.92, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 4016.92, "end": 4018.92, "text": " Stick these up your ass!"}, {"start": 4024.92, "end": 4034.04, "text": " I ran bro! I ran! My ass got singed anyway!"}, {"start": 4034.04, "end": 4040.94, "text": " Okay, wait restart, restart, restart, restart, restart, restart, restart, restart, restart,"}, {"start": 4040.94, "end": 4045.04, "text": " restart, restart. That I didn't actually miss play."}, {"start": 4045.04, "end": 4047.76, "text": " Okay, I have to run towards him. Yeah."}, {"start": 4047.76, "end": 4052.02, "text": " Okay, this is my last mission, you guys. Yeah, I think I'm getting tired."}, {"start": 4052.02, "end": 4059.62, "text": " tired that's the best you got oh last mission last mission for real"}, {"start": 4066.18, "end": 4069.14, "text": " we got this"}, {"start": 4072.2599999999998, "end": 4076.1, "text": " says the guy without a head"}, {"start": 4082.02, "end": 4095.22, "text": " Okay, up we go, up we go."}, {"start": 4095.22, "end": 4100.62, "text": " There's a vest somewhere on this wall."}, {"start": 4100.62, "end": 4101.62, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 4101.62, "end": 4102.62, "text": " You surprised me."}, {"start": 4102.62, "end": 4103.62, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 4103.62, "end": 4106.62, "text": " No borders."}, {"start": 4106.62, "end": 4111.82, "text": " Not too bad, not too bad."}, {"start": 4111.82, "end": 4127.94, "text": " I think he's still alive down here, right?"}, {"start": 4127.94, "end": 4128.94, "text": " No, he's not."}, {"start": 4128.94, "end": 4129.94, "text": " Okay, good, good."}, {"start": 4129.94, "end": 4130.94, "text": " Keep going, keep going."}, {"start": 4130.94, "end": 4135.66, "text": " Guys, no more goofing, no more goofing, we're completing this mission this time."}, {"start": 4135.66, "end": 4140.299999999999, "text": " We have decent HP, we know exactly where every opponent is, and stick it up, you ask"}, {"start": 4140.3, "end": 4142.3, "text": " This guy is gonna stick it up his ass."}, {"start": 4144.3, "end": 4146.3, "text": " You enjoying yourself?"}, {"start": 4151.3, "end": 4152.3, "text": " Hey, gonna kill you!"}, {"start": 4153.3, "end": 4154.3, "text": " Yeah, yeah, keep you happy."}, {"start": 4155.3, "end": 4156.3, "text": " He ain't gonna kill shit."}, {"start": 4158.3, "end": 4159.3, "text": " You dead!"}, {"start": 4160.3, "end": 4161.3, "text": " Fuck, he got a shot off."}, {"start": 4161.3, "end": 4162.3, "text": " Fuck, this guy again."}, {"start": 4162.3, "end": 4163.3, "text": " He got a shot on my-"}, {"start": 4163.3, "end": 4164.3, "text": " Okay, I have the same HP."}, {"start": 4164.3, "end": 4165.3, "text": " Incredible."}, {"start": 4165.3, "end": 4167.3, "text": " incredible"}, {"start": 4176.54, "end": 4178.54, "text": " He almost outplayed me"}, {"start": 4181.26, "end": 4187.78, "text": " Yes, oh my god, we were like twice on the last mob. We're so fucking dumb guys"}, {"start": 4187.78, "end": 4193.78, "text": " Please the snakehead tricked us. I thought it was us. Please help us escape"}, {"start": 4194.86, "end": 4199.2, "text": " Escape. Oh boy. No, no, no, I don't have the HP voice. Just get the fuck out. Oh fuck"}, {"start": 4200.12, "end": 4204.0, "text": " How did you guys complete this when you were 12 the snakehead is up on the bridge?"}, {"start": 4204.8, "end": 4206.8, "text": " It's a final boss up there, too"}, {"start": 4208.54, "end": 4214.42, "text": " Hey, lose some HP or something. Oh, I got full HP. Oh, okay. We're good. We're good. We're good"}, {"start": 4214.42, "end": 4219.42, "text": " Leave no one alive. Okay, okay. We can work with this."}, {"start": 4219.42, "end": 4226.42, "text": " Is it this way we're walking or... I don't know. I'm just seeing a red triangle here."}, {"start": 4234.42, "end": 4236.42, "text": " I want that katana."}, {"start": 4244.42, "end": 4246.42, "text": " I'm not a goofed up a bit"}, {"start": 4248.9400000000005, "end": 4255.9, "text": " Might a goofed up guys a little bit did I goof up am I going backwards chat help me"}, {"start": 4262.78, "end": 4264.78, "text": " You be there"}, {"start": 4266.66, "end": 4268.66, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 4274.42, "end": 4281.78, "text": " Is this the wrong way now?"}, {"start": 4281.78, "end": 4286.54, "text": " Now I'm wrong way, yeah."}, {"start": 4286.54, "end": 4287.54, "text": " You're right, you're right."}, {"start": 4287.54, "end": 4289.3, "text": " That looked right, but you're right."}, {"start": 4289.3, "end": 4290.82, "text": " I was wrong."}, {"start": 4290.82, "end": 4294.06, "text": " Where am I supposed to go?"}, {"start": 4294.06, "end": 4295.06, "text": " This way."}, {"start": 4295.06, "end": 4300.46, "text": " Yeah, this climb up here, climb up here."}, {"start": 4300.46, "end": 4312.22, "text": " yes good yes good brother let's get the katana guy"}, {"start": 4312.22, "end": 4322.62, "text": " oh shit nice on Jesus okay fuck how do I fight this guy the last final boss"}, {"start": 4322.62, "end": 4325.62, "text": " Enough! We settled this here!"}, {"start": 4325.62, "end": 4327.62, "text": " With a sword?"}, {"start": 4327.62, "end": 4329.62, "text": " Pumpkin Pumpkin Stash!"}, {"start": 4329.62, "end": 4331.62, "text": " What? That was it?"}, {"start": 4331.62, "end": 4333.62, "text": " He's trash."}, {"start": 4333.62, "end": 4336.62, "text": " He trained his whole life for this?"}, {"start": 4336.62, "end": 4338.62, "text": " Okay then."}, {"start": 4338.62, "end": 4341.62, "text": " Um... Alright."}, {"start": 4343.62, "end": 4345.62, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4348.62, "end": 4351.62, "text": " Going to water or what'd it say? I dunno."}, {"start": 4352.62, "end": 4359.98, "text": " They're waiting for me right above there."}, {"start": 4359.98, "end": 4363.62, "text": " That's okay guys, I was a little bit impatient."}, {"start": 4363.62, "end": 4370.62, "text": " Come on guys, you know I need an exercise, need an exercise."}, {"start": 4370.62, "end": 4372.62, "text": " That's the..."}, {"start": 4372.62, "end": 4375.62, "text": " How impatient is hell?"}, {"start": 4375.62, "end": 4377.62, "text": " I'm so impatient though."}, {"start": 4377.62, "end": 4381.62, "text": " I don't know why, I think the water mission earlier made me feel impatient."}, {"start": 4381.62, "end": 4389.38, "text": " feeling patient definitely two more streams if you haven't played like this"}, {"start": 4389.38, "end": 4393.58, "text": " because my muscle is gone I haven't eaten I haven't eaten in real life either I"}, {"start": 4393.58, "end": 4397.86, "text": " got debuff eight hours no eat no food"}, {"start": 4403.0199999999995, "end": 4408.98, "text": " was a good final boss Jesus Christ yeah I'm mega stalling now huh let's get"}, {"start": 4408.9800000000005, "end": 4410.9800000000005, "text": " 49 oysters while we're at it, yeah."}, {"start": 4422.9800000000005, "end": 4424.4800000000005, "text": " I'm flasin' and having fun."}, {"start": 4424.4800000000005, "end": 4426.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, I am having fun. This is actually good."}, {"start": 4430.4800000000005, "end": 4432.4800000000005, "text": " No way they respawned the mobs."}, {"start": 4433.4800000000005, "end": 4434.9800000000005, "text": " Did they climb up the thing?"}, {"start": 4435.9800000000005, "end": 4436.9800000000005, "text": " Is that how it works?"}, {"start": 4436.9800000000005, "end": 4439.9800000000005, "text": " Oh there's just one guy there."}, {"start": 4439.9800000000005, "end": 4446.9800000000005, "text": " How the hell do you get there?"}, {"start": 4446.9800000000005, "end": 4459.9800000000005, "text": " Up, up, get almost there."}, {"start": 4459.9800000000005, "end": 4462.9800000000005, "text": " Oh that's kind of nice."}, {"start": 4462.9800000000005, "end": 4464.9800000000005, "text": " I wish I saw that earlier guys."}, {"start": 4464.9800000000005, "end": 4469.9800000000005, "text": " That would help if I spawn on that."}, {"start": 4469.9800000000005, "end": 4474.9800000000005, "text": " I guess that's a bit on me if we're not looking."}, {"start": 4474.9800000000005, "end": 4476.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, we made it."}, {"start": 4476.9800000000005, "end": 4479.9800000000005, "text": " Fire right on time."}, {"start": 4479.9800000000005, "end": 4482.9800000000005, "text": " You're welcome, brother, you're welcome."}, {"start": 4482.9800000000005, "end": 4486.9800000000005, "text": " Fifteen Gs!"}, {"start": 4486.9800000000005, "end": 4489.9800000000005, "text": " Alright, now we're getting real money from missions."}, {"start": 4489.9800000000005, "end": 4491.9800000000005, "text": " Respect."}, {"start": 4491.9800000000005, "end": 4499.9800000000005, "text": " All right, let's go back to the Chinese guy, do we have a phone call problem?"}, {"start": 4521.9800000000005, "end": 4524.040000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4551.9800000000005, "end": 4554.040000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4581.9800000000005, "end": 4584.040000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4611.9800000000005, "end": 4614.040000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4641.9800000000005, "end": 4644.040000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4671.9800000000005, "end": 4683.9800000000005, "text": " Excuse me, partner. I got a call coming in. A River Durchy."}, {"start": 4683.9800000000005, "end": 4687.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, River Durchy. Whatever you say. Bye."}, {"start": 4687.9800000000005, "end": 4690.9800000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4690.9800000000005, "end": 4695.9800000000005, "text": " Move to the car. Should we finish this mission now, guys? Or maybe finish tomorrow? I feel like I'm a little bit fatigued."}, {"start": 4695.9800000000005, "end": 4700.9800000000005, "text": " I need to eat and chill a little bit. I gotta be impatient with my missions."}, {"start": 4700.9800000000005, "end": 4707.660000000001, "text": " let's finish tomorrow so it's finished tomorrow I'm gonna go eat I think yeah"}, {"start": 4707.660000000001, "end": 4716.26, "text": " now finish this this mission okay I'll finish one more mission nuts I'll finish"}, {"start": 4716.26, "end": 4720.900000000001, "text": " the game tomorrow guys finish the game tomorrow hopefully we don't crash"}, {"start": 4720.900000000001, "end": 4726.18, "text": " tomorrow but it was fun a lot of fun today a lot of fun loads of fun loads of"}, {"start": 4726.18, "end": 4735.3, "text": " one more okay one more for the boys go to the V car what's the car oh that car"}, {"start": 4735.3, "end": 4742.62, "text": " sorry about this I have to take the guy you just killed's car why not"}, {"start": 4742.62, "end": 4745.62, "text": " one more"}, {"start": 4745.62, "end": 4752.62, "text": " I'll just finish this one."}, {"start": 4752.62, "end": 4761.62, "text": " What the hell is going on?"}, {"start": 4761.62, "end": 4763.62, "text": " People driving."}, {"start": 4763.62, "end": 4772.62, "text": " Oh, I can't enter the highway."}, {"start": 4772.62, "end": 4774.62, "text": " this is how it's gonna be, huh?"}, {"start": 4791.62, "end": 4793.62, "text": " sorry for that"}, {"start": 4796.62, "end": 4798.62, "text": " that took me a chance"}, {"start": 4798.62, "end": 4800.62, "text": " welcome to hell"}, {"start": 4800.62, "end": 4806.12, "text": " No more water missions in this game right chat. We're good. I don't know what's up with me"}, {"start": 4806.12, "end": 4808.18, "text": " It triggered me with them. I don't know what"}, {"start": 4808.18, "end": 4810.18, "text": " What the fuck that was?"}, {"start": 4810.18, "end": 4812.68, "text": " Man, what the hell are you party anyway?"}, {"start": 4812.68, "end": 4816.18, "text": " I didn't save? I think it auto saves, no?"}, {"start": 4816.18, "end": 4819.36, "text": " I'll save in case anyway after this mission"}, {"start": 4822.36, "end": 4825.96, "text": " You need CJ. I look more like CJ now though. Whoa."}, {"start": 4825.96, "end": 4827.96, "text": " Oh, he fell for the oldest trick"}, {"start": 4827.96, "end": 4829.96, "text": " I think you who thought what?"}, {"start": 4829.96, "end": 4831.96, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 4831.96, "end": 4833.96, "text": " You think you can mess with me?"}, {"start": 4833.96, "end": 4837.96, "text": " I will bow your head off and rip and kill your family you snake!"}, {"start": 4837.96, "end": 4839.96, "text": " You think you can fucking bullshit me and fuck me over?"}, {"start": 4839.96, "end": 4841.96, "text": " I know you're fucking game messing."}, {"start": 4841.96, "end": 4843.96, "text": " I don't know what you're talking about man!"}, {"start": 4843.96, "end": 4845.96, "text": " Ah! My throat!"}, {"start": 4845.96, "end": 4847.96, "text": " Who you working for? Nobody!"}, {"start": 4851.96, "end": 4853.96, "text": " Turn around and look at me."}, {"start": 4853.96, "end": 4855.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4855.96, "end": 4860.56, "text": " I'm just trying to make some money keep my mouth shut. I swear man. I"}, {"start": 4862.24, "end": 4866.54, "text": " Almost had you man. I almost it was a prank. I was a prank"}, {"start": 4867.76, "end": 4874.12, "text": " You gotta be careful in this business man. You know that are you boys gonna plan around? Yeah?"}, {"start": 4874.12, "end": 4876.12, "text": " We're straight bottle. Oh good. That's great"}, {"start": 4876.64, "end": 4881.16, "text": " Now we gotta go beat this shipment related to this. Let's go. No, no, don't mention the word shift to me"}, {"start": 4881.16, "end": 4883.16, "text": " Please no more ship. I can't do ship"}, {"start": 4885.96, "end": 4907.4800000000005, "text": " I'm going to get out and grab a bike."}, {"start": 4907.4800000000005, "end": 4910.2, "text": " The shipment has to get to the factory."}, {"start": 4910.2, "end": 4913.32, "text": " You make sure it does, we'll make it worth your while."}, {"start": 4913.32, "end": 4917.32, "text": " I signed up for another mission, it seems like a big one."}, {"start": 4917.32, "end": 4921.32, "text": " Simone."}, {"start": 4921.32, "end": 4928.32, "text": " Alright, let's go get it. Holy shit, I got a bazooka and a sniper. Excuse me."}, {"start": 4928.32, "end": 4932.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4932.32, "end": 4938.32, "text": " I think that the first roadblock before the van gets there. Where is he going though? I don't know where he's going."}, {"start": 4938.32, "end": 4942.32, "text": " This way."}, {"start": 4942.32, "end": 4952.82, "text": " HELLO MENIHITI, OH WE SEEED THE ROBBOT ON THE MAP, LETS JUST GO ON BASUKE"}, {"start": 4952.82, "end": 4954.82, "text": " I'll try"}, {"start": 4969.219999999999, "end": 4972.099999999999, "text": " Back in the water how am I back in the water"}, {"start": 4973.0599999999995, "end": 4976.42, "text": " There's no way I can end up back in the water again, bro. There's no way"}, {"start": 4977.62, "end": 4979.62, "text": " How do I end up back in the water?"}, {"start": 4979.62, "end": 4986.5, "text": " The only place I don't want to be I've been in the water for two hours, bro"}, {"start": 4986.5, "end": 4988.98, "text": " Oh my fucking god"}, {"start": 4992.099999999999, "end": 4997.9, "text": " How that possible the police car just ran me out of the road for no reason he said I couldn't drive"}, {"start": 5000.3, "end": 5004.62, "text": " Yeah, we need to get to a car we need to make the roadblock. I mean it's it's just"}, {"start": 5005.0199999999995, "end": 5007.0199999999995, "text": " This looks like some perfect"}, {"start": 5007.02, "end": 5010.580000000001, "text": " Perfect game design to fuck me over here. Can I go around this wall somehow?"}, {"start": 5011.46, "end": 5013.46, "text": " Have a nice four or five months"}, {"start": 5016.5, "end": 5018.5, "text": " I'm gonna risk it guys"}, {"start": 5020.46, "end": 5025.740000000001, "text": " Oh clutch here need to go. Yeah. Yeah, stop whining"}, {"start": 5031.38, "end": 5033.38, "text": " I'm a loom so hate"}, {"start": 5037.02, "end": 5044.02, "text": " I got a cop didn't care about that."}, {"start": 5067.02, "end": 5074.02, "text": " to"}, {"start": 5076.240000000001, "end": 5078.9400000000005, "text": " the"}, {"start": 5078.9400000000005, "end": 5083.4400000000005, "text": " day clear the next role block of the brother the worry about"}, {"start": 5083.4400000000005, "end": 5085.620000000001, "text": " all good all good"}, {"start": 5085.620000000001, "end": 5092.620000000001, "text": " all next"}, {"start": 5092.62, "end": 5096.0599999999995, "text": " We recovered, guys. We recovered from the water. It's admirable."}, {"start": 5106.7, "end": 5108.7, "text": " I like how there's a police officer in the room right there."}, {"start": 5115.74, "end": 5120.78, "text": " Okay, smooth, smooth. What's next? Oh, there's more people here? Somebody want to die?"}, {"start": 5120.78, "end": 5126.94, "text": " Where are these people?"}, {"start": 5126.94, "end": 5128.94, "text": " Up there."}, {"start": 5128.94, "end": 5133.94, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 5133.94, "end": 5140.139999999999, "text": " Peek then, peek."}, {"start": 5140.139999999999, "end": 5143.139999999999, "text": " This piece of shit."}, {"start": 5143.139999999999, "end": 5144.139999999999, "text": " Not peeking."}, {"start": 5144.139999999999, "end": 5149.82, "text": " Fuck, I also let H be there."}, {"start": 5149.82, "end": 5152.259999999999, "text": " Is there a pizza on the way? Clear the next roadblock."}, {"start": 5152.259999999999, "end": 5153.099999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5155.219999999999, "end": 5157.0199999999995, "text": " Over there. I can run, I can run."}, {"start": 5157.0199999999995, "end": 5160.299999999999, "text": " I was a little bit shotgun was a mistake, but it's fine."}, {"start": 5163.62, "end": 5164.74, "text": " Going."}, {"start": 5164.74, "end": 5166.9, "text": " Okay, we can sniper these kids here."}, {"start": 5167.74, "end": 5168.74, "text": " PUNCH!"}, {"start": 5168.74, "end": 5169.74, "text": " PUNCH!"}, {"start": 5169.74, "end": 5170.74, "text": " PUNCH!"}, {"start": 5173.179999999999, "end": 5174.299999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5174.299999999999, "end": 5176.5, "text": " Let's use the high ground and bazooka from there."}, {"start": 5179.82, "end": 5182.82, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 5182.82, "end": 5186.82, "text": " In fact, that's the one thing you're missing on there."}, {"start": 5186.82, "end": 5189.82, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 5189.82, "end": 5191.82, "text": " Just take a good angle."}, {"start": 5201.82, "end": 5203.82, "text": " Let's throw the final roblox."}, {"start": 5209.82, "end": 5211.82, "text": " and driver died but there's no"}, {"start": 5211.82, "end": 5217.259999999999, "text": " okay that's it for the night guys that's it for the night that's it for the"}, {"start": 5217.259999999999, "end": 5221.42, "text": " night that's for sure it for the night"}, {"start": 5239.82, "end": 5241.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5269.82, "end": 5271.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5299.82, "end": 5301.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5329.82, "end": 5331.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5359.82, "end": 5361.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5389.82, "end": 5391.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5419.82, "end": 5421.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5449.82, "end": 5451.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5479.82, "end": 5481.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5509.82, "end": 5511.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5539.82, "end": 5541.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5569.82, "end": 5571.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5586.7, "end": 5592.74, "text": " Okay, we made it but the cops gonna be all over the spot real soon. Well, there's more to this mission get the fan out of site"}, {"start": 5592.74, "end": 5594.74, "text": " I'm gonna get out of here"}, {"start": 5595.099999999999, "end": 5596.9, "text": " Mission pass"}, {"start": 5596.900000000001, "end": 5604.18, "text": " Plus respect. Hell yeah, brother. Hell. Yeah. All right, let's go save. I'm not even going to relax"}, {"start": 5605.580000000001, "end": 5607.580000000001, "text": " Well, if we can say can I say that?"}, {"start": 5613.22, "end": 5615.22, "text": " Three stars"}, {"start": 5615.22, "end": 5628.42, "text": " Alright, that's good boys, that's good. Alright, we'll leave it there, we'll leave it there."}, {"start": 5628.42, "end": 5632.42, "text": " It's okay, that was good. I'm very hungry. I need to go eat. But it was a lot of fun"}, {"start": 5632.42, "end": 5635.62, "text": " today. Actually, a really, really fun day. It was just the end there. I got a little"}, {"start": 5635.62, "end": 5640.7, "text": " bit of the bolt mission. Let's not talk about me diving and practicing diving. That"}, {"start": 5640.7, "end": 5644.58, "text": " was so ass. We'll finish this game tomorrow, guys. We'll finish this game tomorrow."}, {"start": 5644.58, "end": 5649.7, "text": " guys. I'll start around the same time again. Thank you guys for watching today."}, {"start": 5649.7, "end": 5653.42, "text": " I really love you guys. Appreciate the support. It's fun. Still do something a"}, {"start": 5653.42, "end": 5657.82, "text": " little bit different. I'm enjoying myself. I'll probably do some more variety as"}, {"start": 5657.82, "end": 5661.94, "text": " well before well Dota really kicks kicks in you know I'm saying."}, {"start": 5661.94, "end": 5667.18, "text": " Florentina, Eduardo, Havok, Serpao, Igloo of Doom, Peanut,"}, {"start": 5667.18, "end": 5670.26, "text": " Saxeamus, Ranameleon, Nukes, Streamer, Loostree. Thank you guys."}, {"start": 5670.26, "end": 5673.18, "text": " Hopefully my computer doesn't crash again like we did this stream but if"}, {"start": 5673.18, "end": 5676.780000000001, "text": " If I do, if it lags a bit, I'll be up in 30 seconds again, okay, guys?"}, {"start": 5676.780000000001, "end": 5677.780000000001, "text": " If it happens again."}, {"start": 5677.780000000001, "end": 5678.780000000001, "text": " Love you guys."}, {"start": 5678.780000000001, "end": 5679.780000000001, "text": " See you guys tomorrow."}, {"start": 5679.780000000001, "end": 5681.54, "text": " Let's finish this game tomorrow, guys, all right?"}, {"start": 5681.54, "end": 5682.54, "text": " Be there."}, {"start": 5682.54, "end": 5686.3, "text": " I'll probably do like a 20-30 minute intro before I start, so you guys have time to"}, {"start": 5686.3, "end": 5690.14, "text": " tune in, and then we'll finish the game tomorrow, no matter what finish."}, {"start": 5690.14, "end": 5692.860000000001, "text": " Even if there's five bolt missions in a row."}, {"start": 5692.860000000001, "end": 5694.26, "text": " I'll finish it."}, {"start": 5694.26, "end": 5695.42, "text": " All right, peace out, boys."}, {"start": 5695.42, "end": 5696.42, "text": " See you guys tomorrow."}, {"start": 5696.42, "end": 5697.42, "text": " Good night."}, {"start": 5697.42, "end": 5698.42, "text": " I'm going to go..."}, {"start": 5698.42, "end": 5700.42, "text": " You"}]}