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How y'all doing? How y'all doing?
It totally...
What's up procrastinator, Mr. Phenomenon?
XTK the master?
Short seal for an easy-going Adam?
Bulls of Steel? Just still you know the...
Jason Cortes? Ritsu? ASD? He rarely speaks.
Horizon? Kinsley? Aizaya?
Rumiyanu? Quick thrills?
2018? Wasale? Dustbin? Slashlehana?
Arsuf? Superman? Eorgs?
Pay2win? 4568?
M2000? Webes? Get the fuck out?
at Nam, Dustbin, Rumiano, Adis, what up, shower people, what up bro, Dwayne Adam, and everybody
else, hello boys, hello, welcome, welcome boys to today's stream, oh I'm sweaty, really
sweaty man, really sweaty, I took a shower though so don't worry this is not all sweat
but it is sweaty here, Petra and next to the sub, I just know that Lucien next
23 months. I don't know why donors are muted guys. I actually don't know. Let me ask the I had the
support people online. Where was there here? My donors suddenly muted. Okay, I'll still read them out.
And they're showing up on screen, but they're very mute. I don't know. It's always some tech
issue, right? It's weird. Don't forget to congratulate Artorito, we will. Let's go check
Reddit out, do a little short intro, and then get going with San Andreas, boys. Oh my God,
I'm so hot. Let me just check if my air conditioning is on, guys. No YouTube stream today.
I think it's great, honestly. I think Dora can be fun, but it's like, I'm not motivated
kick off with Dota right now because I feel like I think the energy is good in
the chat and we're having a lot of fun doing other stuff and by the time the
tournament's gonna be closer starting I think I'll be more like I'll be more
excited to watch if I've stayed away from Dota a while you know I'm saying so I
like the I like doing something else you know if we did only Dota and then
tournament right after TI I think we'd be so sick of Dota and I'm saying at
least me I would be. So it's good to take a little break. Yeah. Alright, let's let's
go check read it out. Let's see. Of course, both of steel will still be playing a lot
of Dota 90% plus a dear be Dota, but it's really fun doing something else too. Because
then Dota gets more fun, you know, I'm saying it's just like life. Congratulations
to Artizzi and Dov. Artur and Tianj. Artizzi, they're cute. Cute. I wonder that pink shirt
is Artizzi. Is he wearing a pink silk shirt? I'm so surprised he's wearing that. He looks
good. He looks good. Looks like he's got a good cut. Got married. That's nice. See
the comments. Is the marriage held on a glorious cliff? Anyway, congrats. Proud
of my boy or tour from a thought of Theta Farmer into marrying Dove.
Guess pictures please. I wasn't invited I just realized. Wow. I'm done with Artizzi actually
I'm done. Fucked up Artizzi come on man I thought we were boys. Looks like an expensive wedding
how nice of Artizzi to have been promoting gambling the last few months so he can pay
for it. That was pretty based comment actually. Nito hook up his kid on gambling for a good
wedding. That was pretty good. I like that. Well I mean it's true. I mean if it was an
expensive wedding then yeah but it doesn't look cheap. His shirt is probably a couple
hundred bucks. I don't know it looks nice. I don't know no shirt like that. God damn.
is the 1440p. I tried, I swear guys, I put 1440p stream on, like yesterday or something.
And I wasn't even able to go live. I don't know what happened. I need to maybe hire a
tech guy or something. And he sets my OBS so I can fix it for you guys, because I think
my internet and my graphics card can handle 1440p. One thing though, my graphics card
went down yesterday. I did a reset of my drivers. So if it goes down again today,
just be patient guys I'll be back in 30 seconds or a minute so if my
stream suddenly freezes I'll just restart my PC and go again so it's fine
I made those egg three hours I just realized someone asked what's for
breakfast egg muffins I heated them three hours ago they were in the
air fryer news I got an air fryer by the way but I'm not sure if they're still
good they eat them or should I throw them three hours in the air fryer they've
been kind of sitting in the heat so it's probably still fine they're good
are they good all right I'll bring them and put them here I'll eat something
during stream
I got two egg muffins, I don't like this for those of you know I am now on a meal plan
thing five days a week they come with three meals a day well they come twice or three
times a week right and they bring me meals I have to heat up but I'm so sick of it bro
I can't do this anymore I signed up for a month though it was a big mistake I feel like
prisoner like I'm eating three mandatory meals a day and I don't think that they
taste decent but it's just the thought of I have to eat this like all the time you
know like I have to always eat and I also put the calories at 2300 and I've
never felt hunger for the past few days I'm so sick of it actually and no way
I'm gonna continue with this shit afterwards I can't like I didn't like
it so I like it's it's a first-world problem I know but it's like I don't
No, bro
I'm not should cost a pretty reasonable. I mean compared to I compared it to the takeout
I was doing before it's like half the price and I'm getting like better food, but
Yeah, still not worth it
For me. I'm done with that shit
Never felt hunger, but this egg muffins they taste all and I did keto too. That's even better
So 2300 calories of keto. Can you imagine yesterday after stream I ate 25 shrimp 25
And you wonder what did I eat with the shrimp like a small salad? I was like fucking me, bro
I was like I felt it was insane. I
Know right
That's so bad. I fucked up my diet man
but I have this for a month now I switched to non keto and I lowered the
calories so next week is gonna be a bit easier but I'm just trying to yeah I'm
just trying to like yeah it used to I guess it's better than eating takeout
I mean takeout is trash food right like it's not healthy all right let's keep
going a comic about the Rubik and Pogna wait we saw this let's go hot too
easy for eg's blitz dota on x damn that's a that's the that's a old and that's
a NA dota and I'm not chill there holy shit we have Charlie old Charlie we
have old man crit as well mr. Bulba universe fear god damn
artesies teacher Sumail my boy zai jay oh shit damn zai jay always looking
good man I am definitely one guy you're jealous of his looks at the IJ for sure
and Phil which used to be like the manager for EG he was in all their blogs
they look good though it looked good
I will say they look good pretty fit pretty fit where is who's miss PPD is
missing oh shit PPD not invited to our tours wedding and everybody else
everybody else was damn we're saber-like saber-like is definitely not
getting right into the wedding.
Aoi wasn't invited.
Oh yeah, but Aoi, I feel like Aoi and Arctizzi
didn't play together that long, right?
But PPD for sure.
Abed was definitely not one of the boys either.
It feels like the boy, the boyish, the boyish.
Not everybody.
Fly, yeah, Fly could have been invited.
Yeah, Fly as well, but Fly played with Arctizzi
super long too, yeah.
Well, you know, I guess they weren't invited, but nice, nice to see most of them are the easiest in
the back. We saw him up here. 2017 TI venue. Guys, as well as another venue, I'm taking initiative
to hold it in my place. I can accommodate two teams at a time, run TI for a month.
Teams will bring their own equipment to set up, like provide soundproofing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yada, yada. But listen, bro, guys, actually,
If I you guys know I don't like traveling right, but if they hold it in the Philippines, I'll go. All right
If they do it in Manila, I promise I will go
That shit's gonna be lit. I don't want to travel if it's in Europe. I'll go too
But if it's I will go to the Philippines
Philippine I want to go one day, you know. Oui, you know say
That I think that'll be so high can they believe now Philippines lift to the drug ban to Philippines drug ban lift esports
Did I get logged out of everything? I reset my drivers. Look, they officially lifted the
mandatory drag testing on foreign professional eSports players. That was a big problem why
a lot of people didn't want to go to Philippines. They didn't want to get, oh, shit, I smoked
weed like three months ago. So, I mean, that's a lot of the reason why they couldn't hold
eSports event there. But now, drug it up and go. Let's go. You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's not for me guys. It's why we haven't had esports event there because it's like you don't want to risk it, right?
You don't want to risk it like some player in some countries it's legal with weed and in Philippines you get executed, you know, unlucky, you know, like
I'm just being real with you why they haven't been holding esports events there. That's part of the reason.
For instance,
good luck, no one in the next season.
We know it's funny.
This guy's five years younger than me.
Five?
talking like he's 40 bro relax just chill bro you're not that old well I was
28th bro I don't know I don't feel that old stop talking like he's that old bro
little bro is 40 maxing at 28 it's making me feel bad among myself I'm not
old guys stop saying that
I look for the bro guys I look 28 actually that's not a joke guys that's not a joke let's
let's see let's do is there like an AI guess how old you are is there a AI simulates guess
old I am is there like a is there like one that is there like a website for
this I mean guess how old you are website guys I'm not old base age AI age
estimator okay here we go I'm locked in drag and drop a selfie alright where's
my phone I'm tired of you guys talking shit actually let's prove it once and
for all. I'm going to get my phone somewhere. I don't know where it went. My phone here.
Can someone call me, please?
I don't know where my phone is.
It's not working, guys.
I'm not getting the phone call.
I don't know where it is.
Anyway, let's take a selfie with my camera.
How do we do this?
OK.
Let's be fair.
Full screen.
All right, I'm going to stare into the,
how do I, I need to stare into the camera
as I take my picture, right?
And headset off of course.
Wait.
All right, I'm locked in.
That's not a good phrase for it.
Hey bro, this is, what is this picture?
This is not a, what is this picture, bro?
What is this picture? Bro, I can't submit this picture.
What is this? Look at this picture, guys.
I can't submit this.
I can't submit that picture, bro.
That's not the kind of picture they want.
It can take the picture and it frees frames
Okay, I need to log okay wait
Nip it tool again go again 40 confirmed. That's just a bad picture
Stop it stop making me submitted program. Okay nipping tool
Nipping tool I must stare at the camera
Okay. Oh wait, I have to take off my headset. Take off my headset. Okay. One more time.
One more time. One more time. One more time. Ready?
That's low key, a scary picture of me. That's low. Guys, this is actually low key scary.
look at this shit. This shit's actually scary. Look at this thing, guys.
I feel like this is the last thing you see before you die.
But whatever, you know, like at least it's a fair picture, you know?
Couldn't make a horror game out of that picture right there. God damn.
Okay, let's try to submit it. Let's try to submit it. I mean, it's not a flattering picture
sure of me, but that's okay. I think it's a decently high definition. Okay, let's save
this. Save, how do I save it? How do I save it? I don't know how, oh yeah, save. Picture
one, two, three. Alright, let's admit it. Okay, submitting guys. Analyze my age. Get
ready guys get ready for good results 30 I mean that's that's okay honestly that's
okay I feel like it's it's fine I was hoping to get like 28 but it's probably
rounding up from 28 I think it's rounding up
Rig. Let's give it to a different AI share.
How old do I look too?
Let's see.
29. That's okay too.
That's okay. I see I am young.
The picture is so bad.
It's such a bad picture, man I look very tired in this picture, I feel like I don't look
that tired or I'll do it, one more, one more, one more clanker fucking website, I'm getting
a virus here for sure.
29 is not so bad.
Okay.
Generate.
Fuck off.
Why isn't it working?
Can you just generate?
I think dogs should, right?
Shit, never mind.
Okay, I mean, that's good enough.
I think we can guess your age with 97% accuracy.
I'm just clicking websites, guys.
It's really browsing with.
Okay, start demo.
Take a selfie. Take a photo. It's can't, whatever. I think 29 will settle. We'll settle. Ask chat
GPT. Okay. Last one. Last one. Guessing how old I am. I need to log, I don't know why I'm
logged out of everything. One second. Why am I logged out of everything? Oh, don't
make me get my phone. I can't log in with my phone here. You'll be seeing your face
on AI generated. Well, the thing is I already have my face everywhere. So I don't really
care. I'm not exactly a guy that can have privacy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see. Adding
photo and file. Okay, look guys. How old, how old am I? This be super honest. No matter
what. Here we go. What? That's actually very accurate. 31. I like that 29 one more. You're
facefully young youthful skin and hair while the beard and facial structure you
read more early 30s and mid-20s. I mean if I didn't have a beard I'd be younger.
Fuck. Maybe I'm 33.
At least I don't look 40 like Chad said. All right, confirm.
Let's continue.
Chinese meme references in the 2026 kit, burning the farmer master, well-known loving Chinese
strategy game, Ori the Tormentor, if you famously know, if you know his square shaped head,
he's been roasted it, they call him the Tormentor, that's so funny, what the fuck,
Dota 2. It was square shaped head like a tormentor. Come on, man. That's fucked up, actually.
That's fucked up. Chalice the Sun is useless theory. Ever-changing ID, true. DK reunion,
silent protagonists and then a lot of memes. That's funny.
Determined.
Holy shit. There's some dank ass setup. It's like an internet
cafe, but the fucking as a right open right to the road. God
damn.
Oh, damn, gave me that little kid kiss.
What was that?
What the?
Why is it so loud?
Adobe ad?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I'm definitely going to buy Adobe now.
Adobe, bro. Game recognizes game. Bania Toro, let it be Topson. Well, Topson is back to
competitive Dota. We'll see if he got what it takes now. He was a streamer for a while,
but I think he'll do decent in competitive Dota, but Topson is a type of guy. Like
generally, I like Topson, my friends. I think he needs the right teammates or he's
not going to shine at all. Why is everybody saying 28? Oh, it's an emote. He needs the
right teammate. Yeah, I don't think he's good in any team. So he needs to have the right
teammate. It's going to be a disaster for sure. He needs Ion of the deadbeat. But if
he has like a team that plays slow, I think he'll suffer compared to the modern
mids of like cheer junior and those guys I destroyed my friend and fantasy
prediction how was this up for did so much much one point how much do I have I
think I did good in fancy surprisingly guys look not bad 99% I mean I don't
know it might still be updated I think it was updated till tomorrow I'm
surprised I somehow got 99% I feel like I didn't do that well when I only got
like three correct in the predictions here. I mean, look, I put spirit pretty deep. I just
believed in IW instead of spirit, right? I just had IW in the same run as spirit did.
That was my only mistake. I didn't know pure would shark the whole fucking bed, though,
it will change as long as I get 95% down happy. Then I get two months, the other plus,
I get the purple item. I hope I do. I hope I do. Who's number one in my list? King jungles.
LGD King jungles. Former Thailand teammates. Somehow number one in fantasy.
I don't know. How does he know what's going to happen?
It's weird, right? That must be top 1%. That must be maybe top 1500, I guess, maybe.
Why am I lagging? Oh, it's good. Alright. Let's go to Shuffle News and then get going with
GTA because we've got to finish the game today, guys. I want to finish the day because
tomorrow I want to start a new game, maybe. I want to do that horror game tomorrow, probably.
What day is it tomorrow? Is it Friday or something? Maybe it's better if we do the
horror game on Friday, actually, so everybody can stay up late. I used to honor players
but briefly changing their iconic hero names in Dota 1.
Anti-mage burning, Yathet's Shadowfiend.
He would have changed Bristle to Gork for sure.
He should have. He should have.
Too bad.
Guys, be honest, I deserved it.
Can we have the hero challenges be up there? None of these items is heroes by.
Glap near Veil battle period. It's because you don't know the meta, brother.
Best TI fighter, Caster Voiceline that deserves to be in the game.
Let's see. I can't get banned for this anymore, guys.
I know you guys love saying banned when I watch clip from TI.
They just didn't want me to watch the livestream, that's all, and compete with them.
with them. I still don't know why Valve thought that's a good idea, but yeah.
This is so crazy. I can't believe they survived that. This was a great final.
Yeah, the role.
That's good.
That was high.
I don't know how he survived, bro.
Send me pick for the most.
Maybe I don't want that to be in the mode, guys.
Yeah, the row. Yeah, the row. Yeah, the row. That should be a voiceline with the other cast trigger
Appreciation pulse for notice
This guy was a beast despite, you know, I have to take back
I didn't say one thing when I went on my rant against aganum satanic
I have to still think I still think satanic is the best player in the world
He's amazing, you know that and the honestly it's pet peeve is an or it's a vision are insane
And notice too, Assyria is probably the highest level Dota ever played. Both teams are insane.
True. Actually true. Except for the last game I think they choked a bit, but other than that I don't think they choked much.
Bro just happy for his bro. What a series. Too early to de-throw on the king by sending the
bright future ahead of him. Still won money. Some people need to work 10 to 20 years.
It wasn't for COVID, what about your torn armor kissing after the TI 10 grand final?
It's right.
TI 2026 at the lowest meta diversity since any TI since 2015.
Wow.
You see what happens when I stop playing pubs guys?
These guys, they don't know how to innovate.
Like they don't know.
about it. I started streaming, it's a coincidence. I started streaming, TI6, I started streaming,
right? I played pubs and suddenly the lowest meta-diversity this year when I stopped playing
pubs, you guys think that's a coincidence? It lines up, it lines up. Meta-diversity
was just shifting, shifting. Oh my God, what's, you know? So you're getting a terrain
token. Not big on terrain tokens anyway. Aoi has retired 21 hours ago. We kind of knew
this already right? But now it's in an article. Curtis Ling, thanks for the fan
you know to share his thoughts. I could never imagine living this life or not
to put my emotions into words right now. Thank you all for making it possible
to go on this journey. I read a blog at some point. We already read that.
Not gonna write this is this this I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it
Yeah, Tori leak is text much as a girlfriend. I love you. I love you more than the nightmare know your limits
Yeah, I think that's it actually
Wait, it's my stream line. It says zero kilobits per second. I don't know what that is, but should be fine
Definitely not anus 500 bits. Thank you
When will the door grand bring a palm like a reading on 15? I don't know right now
I'm not feeling it, but I'm fun do the age guessing with you my Lycopedia picture. No, I that was an old picture
I don't know big. Oh, that was an old picture. I still don't know why don't us don't have sound guys
Look, I can't I don't know why it's like it's a me not muted. All right. Let's get going with GTA sound guys last day
Call puppy we need to hear from him. No
No, absolutely not
My Lycopedia photo
I don't know, bro. It was rough times, man. It was rough times.
I was so tired. I just flew in from China and I don't know.
But good times, rough times, but good times, you know,
this is the man who's focused to become, to get last place at China.
This was WESG 2016.
We're so unlucky here, though. Like actually upsetting.
Look at our score, guys.
Like how do you get eliminated from the groups like this?
We two owe the team.
Think about it like this.
We two owe the team and went one one against every other team.
How the fuck did we get eliminated in groups?
You know what I'm saying?
How the fuck?
That's unfair.
I went home with zero dollars.
I just was stuck in China for two weeks.
If I won, I would have been guaranteed 10 G's.
Got that.
Well, to share, but yeah, it's fucking annoying.
Actually a little bit salty about that.
Alright. Either way. That's unfair, right? Think about it. 1, 1, 4, and 0. We never got
too old by any team. We got eliminated. These guys who went 2-2-1, they're the ones we lost
last time. What land is? Tier 1, guys. Tier 1 land. One and a half million dollars. That
was a lot of money. Holy shit. That's actually almost as big as like EWC. And
with this was in 2016, 2017 money. I would have bought Bitcoin. I've been a billionaire
right now. You guys know I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. All right. This picture. All right.
Let's go with GTA boys. Let's get going. GTA jump scared myself. Busta. That's a
picture of a busta right there. Let's see, let's steal my editor's email again. Let's go.
There we go. Oh, I hopefully is ready. Maybe it will be like, I should be logging in. It's
good. Okay, let's go. I'm excited. We're going to finish the game today, guys. We're
going to finish the game. Finishing the game today. I'm very excited. It was a lot of fun
yesterday, but hopefully my graphics card doesn't go down like yesterday. Definitive
edition. Yeah, done. Switching category. I think we're going to focus on the main mission
and we might be able to finish today. If we don't, then we'll finish tomorrow. But
I wanna play a horror game tomorrow maybe guys, that's why.
Maybe I wanna finish a horror game.
Okay, let's close some tabs so my stream
doesn't go down maybe.
Might get loud here, oh, nope, we're good.
I don't hear any sound.
You guys hear a sound?
Why don't I hear any sound? Oh, fuck. Something is fucked up. Let me see sound, the mixer
options. Oh, okay, it's going to my monitor. Interesting. Okay, now I have some.
Resume. I think I'll voice exit Dota. Oh, yeah. That too. Good point. Okay, where
Where did we drop off?
I think we just did a mission.
We took out a barricade, we're still working for Woosie.
And we're still...
Big smoke is still sus, I think.
Let's go.
And I'm getting skinnier by the minute.
I haven't eaten in two months.
Hey, what's up, Jethro?
Cops are looking for you in the office, man.
Do you see our TZ wedding?
Yeah, we looked at it.
This fucking guy. This fucking guy.
This fucking guy.
What y'all want?
liberal
Ups on? Okay. That looks good
Bro, I'm doing these guys too many favors
Mercury, thank you
Thank you. Oh, sound is back, nice.
This is a nice place.
The way he turned his head towards him.
Tenpini has a hidden sniper rifle in the construction site nearby.
Isn't that my construction site?
Why am I running after a tab? Ooh, lowrider.
That's my construction site.
I just saw the Lord and he said, I just saw my fear, I just saw my fear
Hear that man, hear that?
He didn't say if you're gonna go or go or go
Ja
Let's see, sniper rifle
Reporter is a cranberry station
Shit, we're taking this guy out
Do you think you will finish the game today?
I don't know, chat's telling me I won't
But I will focus on the main mission and try to finish it
They either I finish it tomorrow
If we finish it quick, maybe we'll do some side missions too
on the
casual sniper into the way some of the Katana boys
way before the border train for that train CJ for the train
Fucking son of a fucking gun
Sorry, I need your car brother. No, don't fail the mission. Need to hurry. Oh same radio. Nice
Let's go
I wish I had the motorbike, yeah.
The train is fast, man!
What is a Japanese bullet train?
Oh fuck.
Hurry!
By the way guys, if my graphic card goes down again, I'll be back within a minute.
I just have to restock my PC. I don't know. Maybe there's an issue with it, but it should be fine. It just happened yesterday
Okay, let's go
Well, I failed this mission. I'm so slow
I feel like this mission is eternal. I'm not catching up to this thing boys
I'm not catching up you should play CS like only I mean I'm bound to play some
counter strike maybe after today we'll see we'll see I don't know I'm having a
lot of fun and you can't verse will finish this game we'll see after what
we're doing this we'll do about
and maybe I should go to a racing game there's nobody knows I'm good with
the car
Short cut? Not a good short cut though. Fuck, too much grass.
Bro, I'm never gonna catch up to this train.
Huh.
This is the slowest fucking... wait, okay, left side driving.
Wait, that's kinda weird. Why are the trains left side driving?
Think about it, guys.
Mind saying, why are the trains left hand traffic?
Is that normal?
I mean, a faster car, I do, actually.
If we find one nearby, I can.
U.K. engineers before car existed, is that true?
Oh, is that the train?
Train is approaching the orchestration.
Reports for variant exit.
Is it right?
Suspects are being tailed.
I'm so retarded, I'm so retarded, okay.
Maybe I won't finish the game today.
Okay, checkpoint, checkpoint, good.
Spookometer.
Oh, thank God we got a checkpoint here.
You're spooking the...
Ah!
I'm spooking him.
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
You're spooking the... I'm spooking him! Run!
Okay, not spooking, okay.
Okay.
Not spooking, not spooking. Thank god we had a checkpoint guys, thank god.
Okay, not spooking. Where is it? Falling, it's falling.
Okay, we good?
We're following by going ahead of him.
Nobody ever thought of that.
Thank god we got a checkpoint there guys.
I don't think I'm supposed to kill him. We need to follow him a little bit.
Natural camouflage here.
you
you
you
you
you
I kind of want to upgrade my wheels a bit, no let's not stay with this let's not risk our mission
Los Santos, ah
The forest approaching is a chance to keep the distance until he meets the target.
Rolling down the hill, brother.
We're gonna snipe him. Good, there, boys.
assassinate them both say no mo
who forget about that was a heart shot right there
easy
let's go back
Let's see where we're going maps
Where's our next mission? I
Think we're gonna get a phone call right? We don't have a mission right now. Let's take a phone call
I'm a phone call it
Where are you cars coming from there's like nothing back there?
No phone, okay
Keep going
Blind
Let me see. I don't have mission there map
We might have a mission here, but I don't see anything this is a racing thing. I think
W, W, W, L, TT, no missions right now.
Let's go back to the garage I guess.
The Red Dragon, but I finished the S missions I think.
Let's go to the Red Dragon, yeah. Let's put a checkpoint there.
Checkpoint, checkpoint.
Ooh, that's a nicer car.
Oh fuck, he turned.
The grandpa driving that anyway, you don't know what you're doing grandpa.
Let's not kill him, let's be nice.
Let's just steal his girl.
Get your paws off me!
You're gonna do the green.
In green makes you dumb, huh?
Sound like Catalina a little bit.
I'm gonna fuck you, alright?
No, no, don't get out, don't get out.
No!
He's gonna kidnap her.
Kill the bad weak, huh?
I feel like the cars are going nicer in the city.
Close the door here.
Put a little dwarf on it.
It's not closing.
Oh fuck, I'm not paying attention.
I need to go down there.
Flare with that, let's go.
It prefers the old man.
Close the car door.
There we go.
Watch.
man I'm just a goat driver aren't I okay that was not the best
okay I mean that's just bad design honest
I'm not stealing that car and that's kind of garbage. No, not these cars, please. I'm on the countryside side like this
Ah, whatever. Let's put on the country radio
Changed in the vibe
this one
and
and
and
the
I
Knowly pardon, it's true. Isn't that like knowly part of
That's a good bike excuse me, sir
or
anybody
or you can you can go there
give me that fight
can i go on a wheelie on this
oh no you can't it's so heavy
ooh
hell yeah cg
show me the boss
making the world go away
it's easy stupid
that's what pharmaceutical companies
Take the airplane, what do you mean airplane? I don't think I can drive an airplane guys, I'm being honest
Like actually not all
I feel like I already did all the missions on S, but the dragon, we haven't done everything.
Sorry about that.
There's no fast travel in this game, is there?
I don't think so.
do
I know where is foot
Son of ah actually I can save where once
Save oh said eight between eight and six we go again
There we go.
Ice cold killer.
Damn!
Where I put it!
What the hell did I put it?
Shit!
Hey, Holmes.
You okay?
Yeah.
Woolsey left a message and said I gotta go get Jizzy phone after he made the calls.
Then I can ambush the meet and take down those baller pushers from Los Santos.
Hey, Holmes.
You want me to roll with you?
Nah.
Nah.
That's the way it is.
That three major corpse then I can ambush the meat and take down those ball of pushes and Los Santos
Hey, only you want me to roll with you? No, no, that's a one-man job
I gotta say everything is a wonder why jump with CJ brother shit together and making me a silence
You're fucking crazy homes. You got to get out of this ghetto mentality. So what you think?
Check this out
Was that an actual silencer?
Here take mine
see place above my pants homes this is America and played with my pants
Vato go play pay jizzy at the jizzy a visit let's go oh this doesn't fit
jizzy I can't really this thing
Oh
Was this guy who is this guy goddame
Wicked! Oh fuck
Back to Jizzy, back to the clones
Sorry about that, this is parking
doesn't want to be disturbed
what the hell, do you know who I am?
what the hell, oh, skylight
I'm bomb mold ninja again
how the hell do we get to the skylight though?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Hey
You know like I don't even know what he did wrong
Not a wise man, you know, they're not smart man, but but they know I tried no you fucked up when you trusted me play
Oh
I don't suffer what
Okay, Jesus get safe and come down. Oh the banger though
Did they even the hole was shooting me
What the fuck? Who is this guy?
Bag I'm using.
But today was a good day.
Okay.
Ah, it was fucking perfect dude. I feel like I had him.
What? This is my car? No way.
It's not shooting.
Nice.
a tank
Fuck it's a genius
We're being shot in the back by the police
Fuck off he's a tank. He's not a normal human
I'm gonna blow up the fucking car he's in now. Fuck that shit. Okay, we're not fucking
around anymore. You know what I got? I'm gonna fucking Zooka for his ass. Even the other
way this time.
Oh
You fucked up now jizzy
Fucked up now
Son of a gun no no no no no no no
Jizzy come here
You fucked up now, Gisler.
you
you
you
you
you
So
We'll count by the side entrance
Shit where those guys shit they heading up to the roof shit
We're gonna have to take our T-bones down the roof top before this whole gate blows wide open all right
Forget about it. Don't worry about it
There's some more to the right shit they walk right into it
What one of those time boys is down
Okay
This guy's immune
What's going on?
Hey, that's one more mountain club boy down. Take them out CJ. They're right in the moon
There we go. I show them in dick. I guess okay
Man my bussing was tight
that sherman dick or my bussing was tight oh shit who these guys bottles
oh that's how it looks like I had a bazooka ball target
and here's that snake rod look at that fool hanging out with the boys like that
I thought right it was cool man
something ain't right where's to Reno she
chopper inbound not a single loyal person around me except the guy who's
with my sister and woozy he cool yeah yeah yeah let's take these fools find and
kill t-bone alright we're going in
Why is the tanky rushing in going in
Cool cool
Fuck for where where
Where's the shooting from
Where's the shooting from fucking gonna die I'm dying behind. Oh my god. I should die
Wow, okay. It's fine. It's fine. That was some that guy has like some weird silencer on
I need to find I need to go to stop at the shops and buy the fucking
Body body vest man. I died so fast. I need armor for sure. Yeah
It's the fastest way to do it. Okay, first of all
Let's just kill every fucking person we ever see
Okay, fuck it, we're snipering all the way.
Quick scope and some fools.
Who the hell is this bandit?
Oh, it's Caesar.
Fucking fool.
Fool.
We mess with fool.
Is immune.
I'm in this.
I see you.
Motherfucker.
Okay.
He's cooked.
Easy, easy.
I brought it.
Yeah.
You go.
I said it for those boats!
Don't worry about it, I got this!
Yeah bro, this guy, he think he has a chance.
Oh shit, he didn't fuck you before he went.
Got base, not gonna lie.
Jump into the water and swim!
Let me just snipe him.
Ah, shit man.
I need to work on my cardio.
What the fuck's happening?
not swimming so traumatized from yesterday's swimming machine
they said jump after and swim I think it's gonna be a boat vs boat thing
get in the boat
F
deal with me on my boat
deal with me on my boat
Oh, you don't fly around with me on a boat, man, do you?
Oh, he's fast though.
I
Know it's a fire on it too. I'm on a phone call
So season a you okay home job by little bones
Lock you learn. Yeah, I'm good. I think listen you guys better clear out the cops gonna be all over the spot
You man it's your thing. She's back at the garage
if
we made it okay fuck out of that it's not exploding actually oops can I get
back in again it's too sus I mean I do kind of need to go that way should I
trust this boat guys nah or new boats police boats come here I can't shoot him
need a boat police boy let's get the fuck out let's not risk it that or I'm
I'm not riskin' with the bolt guys.
Let's try it, let's try it.
I trust it.
It might be a mistake, but I'll trust it.
Oh, you weren't there.
It's been exclusive.
So exclusive.
Nobody's knocking.
Not you.
Not your friend.
Not your girl.
It's a cool top.
I don't have to make it to the coast.
Wait, that's not a good coast.
We need to make it work in Climoth.
There.
off off we made it I was good it was good decision is
must CJ fucking let's get up there bro all right let's go shoot the boats no no
no that's a good boat watch this quick shot fuck oh my god I'm a terrible
shot today
They're immune. Are we cool?
I was pretending.
Fish and license.
That's a red house, guys. So that means I have to buy that house?
Is red means essential to the mission or what?
Or what they need to buy the red house
Oren Torino's last flight
Carl, it's Woozy. I've got some information for you. Mama Woozy. He's my favorite boss
By the helipad downtown and Torino. Yeah, he's there
Fairly he's about to take some merchandise and cut up a helicopter. They've already started loading boxes
Something about Torino don't add back if you hear something
Let's just get this car.
Watch the cashmere.
Is that it?
Let's remove the marker.
I saw my marker.
Let's go.
I kind of want to ram these cops a little bit, sorry bro.
I couldn't find my instinct
Oops
Fuck
Free will
Free will finally some free will
Like CJ has actually not no not a chopper mission. What is this? What's happening here?
Oh shit
Who are you, bro?
Wait, who are you?
Why are you guys fighting me?
I don't even know.
What? Just...
This guy was too insane, actually.
Okay, my bad, my bad.
What just happened? I don't even know what...
I'm just killing everybody there?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I need your car.
I need to buy armor here, that's alright, I'll die too fast.
Faster entering the corner like this.
Let's go.
Yeah, I need to buy body armor, if we find a gunshot, we'll stop.
Man, if I'm in a rush in like a maniac, then yeah.
Alright, buy that girl.
the rest of the decade.
Cool.
Yeah, let's take our distance here.
I didn't know this was some serious shit here.
What?
Sorry about that.
Fuck.
I got enough time for this.
Fuck, I'm already one HP.
what are you doing CJ I'm so dead okay I need to I need to buy body armor actually
this is the call okay first of all let's not aggro the cops cuz it fucks me
over too much too many angles holy shit that was too fast
where the fuck is the body armor shop
Merchandise and cut up a helicopter. They've already started loading boxes
Something about to Reno don't add up. I'll impact you here something. No, no, no, no, no, leave me here
Can no cop please. Who is that guy? Let's get his shot at me. Oh, they're
That's better. All right focus
Oh nice dive lady.
Thanks O.
Okay, full focus now.
you
you
you
you
you
I can't be there.
I'm one HP, I'm one HP, I'm one HP!
Where's the choprat?
Oh, I have to still get the launcher up there, fuck!
Shit, I am very low HP.
I'm worried.
Fuck, something shooting me.
Fuck, it can't shoot through.
Fuck, okay.
Okay.
You have wallhack, bro.
Get to the freeway.
68 shots.
Okay, I'm very low HP still.
That doesn't help.
I need a car, I need a car.
Fuck, something shooting me.
I need to run, I need to run, I need to run.
I need to get in the car, stat!
3 star, fuck!
Get the fuck out, I'm on HP
No!
Don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, please don't shoot, please don't shoot, please don't shoot
We cool!
No, the Colorado rain
Man, what the fuck bro?
What's with the cops on this mission bro? Chill
Chill! Okay, we got checkpoint at least that's good. Okay, we're cool now. We'll do it from this checkpoint. No problem
Okay, that's good. That's good. Let's get the launcher. We only have one star now. That's better
What the fuck are these cups jorking in here?
What am I doing? Okay
I
Let's go, let's go it's okay rage baiting
Fuck these guys are guns
I have to risk it I think I missed that should spawned in front of me what am I
I swear my thing just went haywire
It missed fuck. I'm just I'm rushing but it's it's wrestle with the cops on my ass
Did the cop the big thing get away
Like this car okay scared
Fuck!
It's not.
I'm really trying to clutch this, but it's not easy actually.
Fuck, maybe a little bit of...
I don't have a bitch.
I don't have a bitch, bro!
what is this is the most intense mission okay no I got this I got this clutch
now clutch I'm playing fully serious now this is me serious no go out just
doing that bit of content here we go here we go watch this watch this one
star but we exit on this side get on this car
whatever
Let's go.
We got this.
HALA!
HALA!
Watch this, watch this.
the record pace. I have to get out. Watch this shot. One of those has to hit. Yes. Fucking
thank god. We did it. Plus respect. I'm surrounding this one. World record pace. Fuck I can't believe
I missed all the other shots, though
Yeah, we made it made it. Let's go back home to the garage
Only seven tries first try it was first try
Smooth
You're a fucking hero down in that list. I just spoke to my cousin now with my people. I know I am
She's still fucked up
Man, I got a long face to run with that turned eight back.
Now look at those leg muscles.
They don't look good anymore, guys.
Fucking rod them, man.
That was my home.
And I killed fucking me.
You deserved it, eh?
Little asshole tried to make your sister.
You know that?
Nitches get stitches.
Really?
For real?
Shit.
Let you right then, man.
man cheer the fuck up you're going soft on me man you did something good hey yes
you did but this is a movie my man what you mean well your former friends
have a factory and the way I see it if you take that out you will up put them
out of business for good
Okay, we got this. I'll take it out.
Yeah. CJ, who is this? I work for Woozy. He told me to call you.
All right, what's up? I trust this guy.
You can take out the crack factory. Drop around the garage downtown.
Cool. I'll be at you in a minute.
Get out of the way, man.
We need to get body armor, guys, if we drop fire.
We don't fail any more missions the correct back
Double-press w to lock the door
What's that?
Pools!
You fools! Everyone's a fool!
Who is this guy?
Is he even Asian?
This guy doesn't look...
He does not look Asian.
He doesn't sound like what he looks like.
Weird.
No, not my problem.
Nobody likes me.
It takes out the convenient bits from every face to create a religion that is uniquely American.
Expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.
And other major religions really tonight 8.75%.
That means less for God and more for...
Only 8.75.
...and understand the epsilon trap and the secrets of the universe.
Hey, some local bastard is laughing on our homeboys!
Open the gates and waste the dumb fuck home.
That's better.
Got to play some gangsta B-Y-S to all UMCs out here in the West Coast.
Hit it!
you
you
you
you
you
I'm getting better at driving a car, guys.
I think I'm ready for my license IRL.
Boom.
Very intelligent.
What's this 2AM traffic, bro?
I'm not sure if I have a bad week huh?
I'll make it worse for that.
You have a phone call, what happened?
What happened to my phone call?
What happened?
I'm gonna fall right once and tell me if you're gonna rock a Microphone with protection.
I said mom's.
you know, you're not.
Let's let it fly. Let's let it
record man. I love that. Let's
get into some more. with that
He made it.
He made it, bro.
Oh boy.
OG low.
Yo, it's Jethro, man.
Listen, me and Feather have used our contacts to, like, get a wish list of cars, but we'll
need to turn them around real quick, dude.
Now there's a showroom around the block that's come up to sale and I thought it'd be a good idea to make things look as
Legitimate as possible. Yeah, that's a great idea man. I'm gonna look into it. I'm a hot
My line, okay
What is about those
What is this all man what you know about my family?
What do you look like I'm made of?
Hooden?
No.
I'm gonna paint.
That's a holy command.
There's a truck in the garage.
I said we take it for a spin.
Who is this guy?
Why am I listening to him?
Here's the deal.
This is all about speed and commitment.
You got GPS in the cab?
Get to each set of map coordinates as quick as you can.
Make it to all the coordinates, then get the truck back here,
lose the truck, and you fail.
First, what's the GPS?
Second, fail what?
What is it?
It's a new alien thing sorry need to know basis only oh one more thing
This baby's got four-wheel steering instead of a handbrake good luck
You need to get a better time than 630 you don't know me bro watch me do this in two minutes guys two minutes guys calling a right
you
you
you
you
you
It's gonna learn to slow down during the drift a bit.
Yeah, that was a bit ambitious.
259.
If you round it up, round it down later, it'll be 2 minutes.
If it's below 4 minutes, you round it down to 2 minutes.
It's the closest that matters.
It's not like a redditor now, moving the goalpost.
We're gonna make it before 630 guys. I don't know how long this is
Well, we've done it pretty well, right? We only crashed once
Just one if I don't make it
Chiba Chiba
Fuck, okay now we're choking
Ah, we're good, we're good.
Not bad time, not bad time.
Surrounding to the nearest two minutes.
It's close.
CJ, CJ better than Betty's.
Ay, dude, that was fast time.
about you boys and touch
okay I'm gonna take this shit bro
let's go to CV map
We can take the train tracks, alright?
Take phone call?
You think there's gonna be a phone call? Let's try.
Who the fuck is this?
That's how you get it. Back to the ranch.
Can't you just tell me now? I guess not.
Back to the ranch. Fuck. I just left the ranch.
Let's do a 3-point turn here, guys. Look at that.
We're off-roading, boys!
Who this who this who the store guy?
Oh, it's him Michael Woods
I told you my bad man. What the hell can I say? I screwed you up. Go ahead and kill me
Do you ain't number the fucking Yale dealer anyway?
Toreno, CJ calm the fuck down. What's this sawing out dealer and you think you're a crusader for good
Do you have any idea what's going on any idea whatsoever?
Do you do you know I pay as little attention to things as possible. You're fucking smart ass with me. I
Work for a government agency. It is not in which one. I will try not to confuse you
Yes, when we last met I was involved in battling threats in Latin America by any means necessary
What did the basados do to you a drug dealer?
now
The money that we raised the friends that we won over have helped us immeasurably in our overseas interests
Government agents kids like you. He's stuck in the back heroes
We're fighting a war out there
I'll be a hero and I'll lose and what do we have communism in Ohio people sharing nobody buying stuff
That kind of bullshit.
Nightmare.
What a night.
So relax, and listen.
All right, all right, I'm listening.
I know what kind of guy you are.
I need a guy like you to do things I can't get caught doing.
Like what?
I need you to come and deer a truck.
Arrival agency with a confused social agenda.
They got things that we need.
now this is a two-man job
you'll need a friend
Carlos
what's his name? Carlos?
is his name Carlos?
or am I being racist?
Caesar, oh that's his name, whoops
Carlos, close enough, sorry
I got here fast, is that good CJ?
Yeah, you sure did. How you know I needed help?
Man, you losing it, Holmes. You phoned me a half hour ago.
I did? I mean, oh yeah, I did. Sorry, man, I got a hold on on my mind.
CG game dimension.
Get out of my face. We need to jack a truck on the freeway.
CG just likes sharing. If you hold his hands like that, it's not gay, huh?
Smart.
In IRL, who'd be hugging my chest right now?
Hold on tight Caesar.
you
you
you
you
you
that's for sure, boys.
I know we have a brother.
Oh.
Take the next one here.
Ooh, this is gonna be a bit of an annoying turn.
Let's not even turn it.
Let's just go like this.
You hit me!
Riving skill.
I need that.
Yo, hostile stringer.
I don't I don't
It's been like a while since I did it
Having Gs? That was a hard mission G
Like a phone call is coming, let's run to the CV.
Ah, we can run there.
Respect.
Ah, phone call.
No, we need to buy this, you know.
E.
E
Ooooooh
Probably but I didn't check the price, that's how you know CJ is swimming in it
Easy
Let's go back to CV
It's a bit far, I need the car
Excuse me boss
Holy shit that guy almost killed me
I'm just chillin a bit this first time I'm not working.
I thought this was supposed to be inside of these cards I thought we were gonna make this place work
Hey, it might look like we plan cars, but we actually plan it. Don't worry, sweetie, baby
We're about to go get our first project at last it works
What what's just a simple this guy chronic wizardry and intellectual bombast that hacks into the state of the art satellite immobilization
Technology on board our target vehicle
Hey, I
I don't know what he just said, but it's so-
Yes, it's on.
Wait, what's on it?
This gadget is set to pick up on cell phone signals.
Each time she makes a call, it will give you the new location.
You have to stay close if you're going to get an updated position though.
What's this nerd shit?
For show. Good looking, see?
For show.
We'll just shot my ass.
Use the pit technique to learn them driving school, alright.
I think I'm going to be pitted by the police here.
Excuse me, Vathos.
I'll see.
Learn and driving school.
There we go.
Like that.
That was good, right?
I know like that. That was good, right?
Lipper and spinner out of control. I just did
she's spitting herself out of control
is that not good enough?
all those guys must make me a busta
sheeeeeeeest
sheeeeeeeest don't
fuck
What? Am I supposed to kill her or what?
Did you guys read the mystery?
And I'm trying to spin her out of control, I thought it was really good.
What is that guy doing?
Bro, how much you want me to do?
Bro, what you want me to do?
She ain't stopping!
Is that not the pit technique?
Nierda!
You starting to feel hungry.
See if you've been thinking about food right now.
What you want, lady?
Slow the fuck down!
You've got a pit technique eight times.
If one of the cops gonna get me here, I have to not let him open the door!
What's right out of donuts?
What the fuck just happened?
This gadget is set to pick up on cell phone signals. Each time she makes a call it will give you a new location.
Okay, I mean I guess I gotta... doing mission with two stars is a little bit harder, but I can do it.
Hit technique, spin to the eye, should I just open her door?
next corner you're on the wild
oh damn
yeah it's fun you are on the wild
ooooh rammed!
rammed? okay
oh sorry, thank you very much
well we've been trying
Tom you're on the line
pit school? fuck that was almost good
pit school, pit school, pit school
look at this
I
Son of a bitch the cops caught up to me
I might be not doing so well on this mission check I'm not gonna lie she outplayed me she outplayed me
I hear there is a casino in Belchor
that is just like the best of the world
only with better toilets
and more on the street
to one culture on safety
which is your choice
personally I want irrigation
a cononic life
just a little bit early
like that
steal the car
yes, yes
good
don't you dare bust on me
don't you dare bust on me
good, we're good I think
Oh, I don't know, I feel like I did that many times, bro.
Glory whole theme party.
We made it, we made it boys.
No, I'm full.
Oh my god if I flip it there I'd be losing it man.
Lean brother.
Damage too.
You can now modify street racing cars in the shop and ocean flats.
Alright.
The cars you steal from the garage moving in front of Wang's car showroom.
Okay.
Man this game is a lot of shit huh?
Shiba Shiba! It's all they listen to here.
Hey Carl! There's two cars on the list, they say.
And they're in the showroom across town. Let's go get them!
I always admire your direct approach, huh, Bray?
Count.
Okay, let's go get those wheels
Go and get the cars from the car showroom
It's a cop right there. Let's not kill
Lot of cops is walking around here
I like this place, you know?
Where?
San Fiertro, man.
I don't know where we've been.
In El Corona.
What they say to you,
and make yourself a channel about it.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Kendall seems like it too, you know?
Oh, yeah.
She's really getting her head into the business thing.
That's good.
She's always been a brain to the core.
Still have a lot of muscle on left.
I haven't eaten for so long, guys.
Makes up you not a all-of-the-day.
Yeah, she the moms of the family, now.
Hey, who's this good guy?
This there is locality.
The government though.
I'll take a rain check on that
This is it CJ the cars are on the second floor second floor shit
Have to walk upstairs
Can I help you to?
Gentlemen what you mean or you can help us by going to help some other motherfuckers
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. All right CJ. It's time to roll. Just follow the leader
You better keep up
Mushy
Make you pop brother come on
I'll do the next time on a travel scene.
Pickman over.
Instantly pull it off.
Nitro? Wait, it's real.
Nitro is real?
chat kept telling me press F for nitro
no if I actually clicked F I actually fat finger that don't tell me mission
failed do not tell me mission failed do not tell me mission failed do not tell
me mission failed I actually clicked F no joke
leave him alone get a real hobby should be on the low ground isn't he
next color
you
hold up
no i didn't
let's get these cores back to the ground
okay
oh my god that's that finger to the check
thank god not mission failed
you cool season? nah, that was a bit too...
oh shit
hell short cut
Let's go I guess we don't give a fuck about people huh?
Well done Whoa!
No! No! No! You're all saved guys saved
Save save save save save
Close That'll be a busta move right there
Oh
No, what do you mean car busted it's beautiful guys still this new car you see
Hell yeah another one plus respect customs fast track
Yeah, I got it it's in a manifold shit. I just changed it. See you must have got a crimp in it
damn hey seas your boy is here yeah my boy my boy
hey looks like I'm wearing a diaper we're almost living a normal life huh this
is far from Grove Street right we'll eat man now we're max fasting until I
just can't get it out the back of my mom the muscles are gone see Jesus too
busy to eat man sweet smoke I just can't let that go but who's left so what
we gonna do about sweet since the shitty situation but I gotta let it play
out a little longer okay gonna break him out of jail no but be careful we
ain't trying to lose you again that's right sis good looking out
I
Know a guy who knows a guy who handles freight containers down on the docks
I saw one of the containers was loading of cars and one was a match for a car in a customer's waste list
So he marked the container with a spray can but it might be too late the ships loading and it moves out tomorrow
Tomorrow, okay. Let's go peep it out. See what we can see. All right, let's go
Let's go
Just saying not the best hand
the car for the dinner ship wolves know the same way they got on use the
docks our quaint man those things are real high up I ain't too good a ladders
I'm afraid of heights okay I use the crane you better be ready to crack the
container
oops might have used the hamburger a bit early
here I'm gonna nail it easy
I'll go sort out the crane give me a sec will be quick. I don't be cut sniffing out of here
She bus the move right there, man, what's happened I don't even know how I ended up
down there.
All good.
Nothing happened.
How are we going to fill the car with container ship?
No, the same way they got on.
Use a dockside crane.
Man, one thing's a real high up.
I ain't too good at ladders.
I'm afraid of heights.
I'm afraid of
Okay, I think we're gonna take the dog where you're ready to crack the container
Let's not fuck it up there we go. That's the ship CJ. Okay. I'll go sort out the crane. Give me a sec
We'll be quick. I don't be cut slip
Oh, slip him. Oh no.
Okay. Z to lower.
Z to raise.
We're moving this thing though.
There's a good camera view. Down here?
we're moving this yeah down there lower crane Z
Z that's good drop not this one CJ next one pick up the container with the
crane. Can we drop it from higher up? Because that's stupid. Maybe that's a bit stupid.
Let's not drop it from higher up. That's a bad idea. That's a mission failed right there.
We're going to be smart about it. We can drop it from a little bit. That's okay.
No lot, CJ! Try another. Fucking my doom, bro. Every fucking opening, every container.
There's no employees or security here.
The fuck?
We're going, we're going.
What does that gun there?
Flamethrower?
Hold on.
Average loot box.
We're going.
See, we're going.
I mean Caesar
Thanks, homie. It's a nice car and a good color. Well, who the fuck is that?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Is this the way you want me to help you?
No.
Let's exit the crane and kill them.
Alright, now what?
I'm not sure if that was the intended way, but fuck it dude.
Fuck the crane anyway.
I got nitro on this? No.
Nothing, brother.
I feel you, brother.
Look at this drift.
Cool.
hold be more careful I'm sorry I'm lucky
all good on goods we didn't need that fender bender thing anyway Zork
that was a piece of the most a variety thanks for doing this I missed the
first day and what is unwatchable will mr. ready to be uploading a muted
VOTs somewhere
Yet you tube gorge co dark I've 8,000 and 21
Yeah, that I don't know actually I don't think so to be honest check the wanted board at East maybe on the YouTube
YouTube side deliver wanted vehicles to the ship
Sorry, bald frogs. It's GTA. I guess vehicles are also important on certain days. Okay. This is like side mission shit, right?
Go again that was too grand for all shit
actually still on some cars
hey man what you been
watch from kick kick lot of cars, hey that's actually a good idea
I think I answered you on kick, on kick you can see it, yeah on the box
I've been following her for hours but she stopped for nothing
you'd have to ram her off the road in order to get a chance to get her car
and you know a red car is no good to us
I swear she's playing with me, dude calm down
If she's playing with you, then she probably won't get one time involved until it turn up
We gotta find a way to stop her or slow her down
Too bad we can't involve the police
Because then we could pop a crazy bitch tires and bang a crazy bitch ass in jail for being a danger to my sanity
Damn season chill. You know what?
I see Joe looking skinny now
Get in the car is kind of modern to use stingers the bazookas
What's a stinger
I
So the art to drop a stinger, I don't know what a stinger is is that that's the same problem
They're getting rid of mom
Well
It long out a no we know cheated buster no cheats
Let's try this
I don't know that side of the game for him.
I might have bad fingered it.
I have a phone.
What the hell is up with these people?
Oh smooth
Does it feel like I'm doing main mission shit, I'm kind of I kind of went from taking down awards and now I'm distilling cars
How do I get off here
There's an exit there we can use that one
How's it going?
I'm not sure actually what the story is
With the Caesar right now
He's just a G you know, we just got pulled G's hustle
Oops, shit, there's something.
Min carlos?
Yeah carlos.
Oh, muscle is going low guys.
We might be muscle meaning right now.
Shit, I'll look how skinny I am.
Mass reclared.
Oh, I already bought this though.
Huh?
35 bucks
She oh, whoa, it's going fast
Alright
you
you
you
you
you
you
He's made the six seven scumbags
Inside and over here you got all the scumbags outside the country
Where the fucking pivot keep the government in work yours reminds me come in okay, I need you to head over here in the buggy outside
they knew before they knew let off a flare we got some precious cargo needs
collected hold up what about my brother no less shit you talk hey don't worry
sweet just fine he gets touched a prison guard goes home and finds it as
wife and kid have been murdered everything's under control okay talk
later. No. Come on, get out of here.
Le Castillo del Diablo. Wait, where'd the...
Ooh, we'll buggy at least. Buggy or not?
I'll stick the buggy. It's more fun.
Leave it away, man. Listen, I'm a big fan. I love rap.
I think. I mean, singing songs about yourself.
It's awesome. How are you living?
Straight. Really? Are you really straight?
What?
You're going to question me.
It's cool.
So, what if it passes it to me? I don't ask questions.
It's probably not laced anyway.
So, who out there wants to talk to O.G. Lowe?
O.G. Lowe?
I love the way you wrap about the leafy in a person.
Straight.
You know, the French called it leafy in a person.
He would have a place to sit.
My one, exactly. Yeah!
We need more naked lipids.
Exactly.
Look, I'm no rapper, you know, I trust that.
But I think I could really get into, you know,
getting hammered and singing about setting things on fire.
Oh, gee, look, the goat.
You know, striking hoes, smoking a lid.
Exactly.
You see, the constitution.
Oh, my God, my muscle.
I'm actually going to die, guys.
I'm actually going to die.
I need to find chicken joints fast.
Oh, my God, he says this.
I love it.
It's the rule that you're rapping.
Wow, I sound like some great rules.
You know, you get a lot of flack in the media
these days
a recent press conference your manager came to your defense
a lot of people say thanks to
thanks to ref, man, to do it
for Reno, where are you at?
you got some chicken in the house, man?
no time for niceties, kid
choose a vehicle
and your equipment I've provided
get to that drop zone
and wait for that package
oh, it's a new vehicle
we heard a car roll
I don't know, this is so far away from chicken.
I'm about to fucking collapse.
Driving too far away, man.
Is this correct?
Or is it above me?
I think it's above me, guys.
Not bad.
Here it is.
What's my hunger level at?
I got no muscle left.
Oh, shit. Run, CG. What is that?
That's our cargo arriving now. Jesus!
Jesus, will you stop doing that?
Triangle equals a bump. Ah, that makes sense
Are we gonna get videos of the playthrough? I don't know actually
Intercept. Can you see them? Yeah
Details giga muted so
Maybe it's not good. Maybe this is the only live stream only content guess we take the contraband cop. Okay. Where's my chopper at?
Clutch that I thought
What about the other one?
Can't see shit oops refired of it
Watch the shot. Okay
What's this movement what's this movement bro chill
Okay, that that chopper is
Brah
There we go
Anything else anybody else anybody else is there no one else
Watch the shot
Watch that nobody's ever hit that shot in your life
close
Well, it's pretty good. That was pretty good
Take those take those my Laura back a little bit
Get the contraband, please. My muscle is at one!
Guys, I'm gonna get up in the hospital, I'm gonna lose this mission or what?
Ah, that's what I get for being greedy and not eating.
I didn't expect this shit, man.
Need to hurry up.
Chicken!
Need to hurry the fuck. How did the cops made it up here, man?
We cool, man. We cool. Forget about it.
I over fasted
Muscle at one chicken
Fuck you man!
My muscle it's one, I don't know what happens when my muscle is at zero guys, I've been eating for three months.
Fuck, get the fucking contraband. Get the fucking contraband.
Still hasn't landed?
Okay.
Yeah, we're cool. That guy's floating.
Give me that shit, give me that shit, give me that shit. Land! Brother!
Okay, get the package back to Las Brujas.
Where are you? You're giving me the heebie-jeebies, man!
Carl, I'm gonna be watching or listening for both.
Uh, I think I'm gonna die, guys. I'm sure I'm gonna die, right?
See you're just gonna wither away soon. This mission is taking me fucking
Ten years and I'm in the middle of nowhere.
What are these cops?
N.A. cops.
They're trying to get me and they're dying.
What happened, bro?
Yeah, we're going there.
What happens when I go to zero muscle, guys? What happens?
I don't believe we just did that.
Oh, fuck.
Can I go down here? Is this correct?
I feel like it looks good.
It's dark here, man.
We gotta make it to the end of the mission at least, so we finish this when I have to come back here.
Maybe to stand.
Okay.
Ooh, $1,000!
I just killed four choppers.
Protected it this what working for the government gets you it's fucking factual actually for real
Fucking nothing man back to selling cars. You didn't get respect. No, nothing
T
Where's the tea at?
Tea is all the way there. We need some for goddamn food, bro
There's a chicken joint there. I'm setting my marker there
hurry up CJ get yourself a vehicle vehicle there are no vehicle here brother okay let's
run to the road then can't stop the fast now now I'm at one muscle I have no fat and I'm
hungry I guess I'm gonna start losing health soon jogging man I never trained
stamina that was honestly the biggest mistake I should have trained stamina
because I am running a lot you know I didn't do shit with my muscle max health
plus
I didn't get him?
I got that guy, right?
Where we despawned.
Ah, fuck it.
I wanted a bike.
Here comes the real cop.
I'm making a difference to you.
EWM.
I was hitting those shots yesterday.
I'm doing my best.
I
Driving skills I'm getting a lot of skills
Okay guys you guys know what to do after a four-month water fast I'm gonna eat so much chicken, we're gonna burst
I'm so close. Am I gonna die guys?
Here we go, time for some chicken.
I further degrade myself sir
What's what's the big one cluck and huge meal here we go guys here we go one oops
Here we go. Coluck in one bits aren't harmful sir. If you come back you're on five
5, 6, 7
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What the fuck?
I threw up?
Oh, shit!
Alright, well that means I'm full
That means I'm full I think
Good, we're back, we're back
Holy, look at how skinny I am
Poor CJ, man
there we go give me that give me that give me that
all right job it's job time let's go to the tea whoever this tea guy is oh it's the
government guy back to fasting
all those arms man look how skinny they are oh shit man it's too much
ain't look right
short cut
6 short cut.
Dude, I'm just a bitch, I'm just doing favors for everybody.
Whoa.
Damn.
Oh, shit. Jesus.
Well, it'll make some sleep better at night, I guess.
I think we did it in New Japan.
Did you go to see my brother?
No. Not now.
And here's a little newsflash.
I said they have to get you to do something for me.
Man, you're real fucked up.
But the shocker is, we are going to look after him.
Because I need him alive as much as you do.
Oh, thanks.
You know, after what you've done for me,
it's like you're a pro now.
I got double agents in Panama.
I want to put a price on your head.
A Russian spy, a little fat, Boris-looking guy.
he's asking for clearance to interrogate you
russian style
calipers on the genitals
feels good
that ain't nothing cool man just leave you alone
like i heard thinking about it
the russians got bigger things to worry about your genitals
did i just say everything instantly i would correct
you know we try hard to put a little bit on it
0.1 seconds into torture
but then they had govachov with his little strawberry in his forehead he gave away to crown jewels
still they got their
you know their boy in the white house that was nice
so
what you want me to do
now listen i need you to buy me some property
shouldn't cost that much
you offer them a dollar
if they give you a hard time
kill them
i'm gonna need you to start doing some real work here for me soon
okay
enough of this little
real work
get out of here
that was a little girl bullshit
man sieges got to get some pants to cover up these skinny ass legs
go to the abandoned air serpent buy it
when i put my bike man
man
it should be on the other side maybe
yo this is a nice house
for a government agent? I feel like he's sus.
How does he get this house as a government guy?
No way he would do insider trading or something like that, right?
Nah, then no way, man. No way.
Where is this airstrip?
You can't see it.
Airstrip.
There.
Oh
Nice move another game I played as a kid that bro, which one I was like also with cars
That was the send in to out the space wait we can get up we can get a yo what the bike stop fleeing
Okay, you can get a vest here. We can get a vest we need a vest so we don't lose a mission
He came out of nowhere here we go
Get a vest new weapon is available to buy all virtually legal and above board
Let's buy that shit I didn't sell you this right
No, you didn't, right?
Is there any new weapon you're buying?
Let's see here.
Back.
Maybe assaults?
Oh, M4?
Hell yeah, bro.
Let's get that shit.
Works well in the crowded area.
Smell in the crowded area.
That's good to know.
There are cultures everywhere, friend.
That's a gun right there.
I
Ending to out the space
No, I like this
I
Get his low key nice
No, it can't be a cage in the Ohio.
Mr. Red Eye, Black Eye, Black Eyed Peas, Red Eyed Peas,
Snow Peas, I want it.
One love, everybody.
Get every cage out.
What are these Gs?
But I shouldn't buy it, right?
No, I'm not going to buy this property.
I'm spending it on a scam them, right?
Can I scam them?
Are these Gs expensive, dog?
I'm not killing, fuck.
You actually want me to buy this shit?
Alright.
Oops.
Thought I was gonna, like, buy a cheat.
Yes. Oh, fuck.
Is it gonna be airplane school?
No.
I ain't about that life for me, I ain't about that life.
you
you
you
you
you
that we haven't done this circle airstrip but what do you mean which course all
after which if I go left or right let's see all right we know this first
Accelerating, when the tail starts lifting we go up, retracting landing gear.
Here we go.
Actually not so bad, I'm surprised I'm able to make that turn.
I'm so bad. I'm something of a brain that does not understand inverted controls.
Smooth as pie, brother.
Not so smooth.
okay thank god circle airship and the land give me the left one again
just happen whatever oh just go up
but I'm still a giant I need a break
F for all the pilots
Look how smooth that is I figure it out look look at that angle look I guess seeing this shit so smooth
Who is this pilot?
Oh forget about it.
There's a gold medal coming us.
He's for self balance. Stop telling me to press buttons.
I see a T-Exit right there if I have to check.
Okay now we've got a land.
Back to the right.
Noo! I wasn't...
The Gold Deer Run, right there.
Yeah, I'm actually gonna go for gold now, guys, watch.
like my plane.
That's smooth!
I'm never going to pass this mission I can't take the plate guys I don't understand
I'm not a pilot all right
We're to play a pilot game
I would quit on the spot
Is it called grant the pilot or what?
I'll show you this song, I can't lose
I think that don't know was correct though pick volts are probably not muted right
landing gear out slow slow slow slow
why is it not turning I mean fucking bitch man
what is this okay all good though
Q&E to turn?
Really?
Are you guys capping? I don't know
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Watch this 35 fucking point the rules 35 fucking point the rules oh
100% we're done. Yes
Let's go casino!
Forget about it. Can I use this to go?
Oh wait, who's this? What the fuck?
It's about Kim and his?
No, it's a plane mission.
i got five guys watching me all the time i got two in that hill one over there and two by
satellite if i go my guys and i'm gonna be dead and they like it that's wish i'm a man of peace
sense go sir yeah clear gta s a stream take the plane now you're ready so stay low under the
radar questions yeah just one thing i do it wait hey listen listen to me for once why won't
these guys come after me oh they can't because they're all posted on me one da one fbi a russian
a cuban double agent and my paymasters checks and balances nobody is watching anybody watching
nobody know what i mean go whatever the fuck you're talking about whatever man let's get
getting me on the plane ready oh my god
okay just guys watch me first try every mission from now on I mean the
plane missions at least have to have the confidence okay what I mean the first
What's the problem, Nate?
Wait a second, what?
Wait, there's been an incredible bit of deep dive.
If you're lucky enough to shoot anything to move.
Oh, shh.
Hey, just stay low and you'll be fine.
It's fine.
Nothing happened.
Keep an eye on your radar.
Stay low.
No worries.
That's all right.
Above.
Above.
Above
The fucking boat to mission all over again
I'm not supposed to land here
What am I supposed to do?
I'm just going towards the dot.
What's up with my landing gear, there we go.
Oh, my left one is stuck there, whatever.
Oh, loop-to-loop.
Yes, I don't have to press any more buttons, I'm too locked in for this.
Obviously not that bad, there it is.
Red burn!
Ah! Okay.
Oh, I'm top-gun.
Who are we in a radar limit?
I'm on the floor.
Imagine seeing a pilot driving like this.
it's dead like within 10 seconds
this is a smooth ride home brother smooth ride
smooth ride is what they call me
oh I have to I don't want to land I don't want to land I don't want to land
I don't want to land
i don't want to land i do not want to land
alerts i do not want to land
please tell me it's done when i get back
please tell me it's done
stop telling me to press E
Please don't tell me the land. Please do not tell me the...
FUUUUCK! FUUUUCK! Anywhere, okay. Okay, slow down. Slow down.
my heart rates, the my heart rates
easy
Next.
Oh shit.
Fifteen Gs?
I think all the trees didn't count as explosive things.
Oh shit. This guy is serious.
Let's let me go by foot, man.
What's your take on this?
Damn!
Damn?
I thought they were your people.
Listen Carl, we've got a problem.
Some of the trainers from another department
think it is the overseas situation
by financing militaristic dictators
in exchange for arms contracts.
I ain't that exactly what you do?
Well, kind of, but we get to pick our dictators,
the generates that we can control.
We try to stay the hell away from these guys
because that's just money's the waters yeah okay okay so of course I'm still in
the consignment of landmines and they plan to offload them in the Middle East
and cause a little rocket scenarios crazy and a lot of problems I mean Carl you
like maybe people curious maybe the hell people shit anyway the point is you
and me Carl hey we're the same now yeah it's a dirty job but somebody's got
to do it but if you screw this up it causes a tinderbox situation all over
Stealth uses b- wait stealth out of the question? I don't see what he said.
Alright.
Stay normal.
I don't do that shit.
What?
Oh.
what the fuck? I got bumped by one... okay relax, I don't know
again and again, rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
easy, first try
I'm about to hijack this plane, no survivors.
Ah shit, I lost my bike too.
Oops, sorry about that.
Mammal!
This doesn't feel certain
Get the fuck out of my face!
Where's my sword?
I lost my sword
Place a satchel? Wait, what did I say?
Ah, fuck it
Let's go!
Go!
Uuugh!
Okay.
What happened to my Katana though?
I lost when I bought the AK.
Two E's.
20 G's!
That's good shit there, brother.
Where we land and tilt the towers.
Listen, I thought it was PUBG.
I was trying to clutch the speed one, I guess I had to get back to the, I was in the hospital,
it was all good.
Where am I even?
I was trying to wait for the last second, guys.
Alright, I'm min-maxing, I'm min-maxing, alright?
Do we have more airplane missions you think?
Or should we go back to the airstrip or now?
I sure don't know.
We go check at least. I lost all my weapons. No!
There it goes. Okay, wait, I want that bike actually.
It's maneuver I can't
you
you
you
you
you
Well, it's fine.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
You're the best.
The place, not even on the map.
A train is about to leave.
It can explain.
Better than I ever can.
Boy, this is going to blow your fucking mind.
We got work to do.
You better drive.
I'll explain.
The elegance does not even touch it.
Hey, Truth, do we have a plan here?
Go, go, go!
Hey, hold up, dude!
What's my plan?
Go, go, go!
I don't even have guns, this might be tough.
Oh my god, Area 69 is going back to MD.
Okay.
Alright, we gotta fucking break out the aliens, huh?
Easy sweet air-to-air 690 compass at the blast doors, opening is going through the control tower.
Oh my god, I don't have guns. I'm really out of James Bond this shit.
Oh, there's a body armor there.
You can either follow it or shoot more than two. A blast door is going to lock down.
Alternate routes. If seven mils to prevent patrolling air use thermal goggles
as the truth gave it to help you see them in the dark.
You can use stealth, avoid patrols, climb on top of the tower and use your sniper rifle to take him out.
Okay, I got a sniper.
I need this body armor for show.
I mean, I'm just gonna get on top of the roof, yeah?
What the shit?
Let's snipe some fools.
Okay, we got some guns from this mission.
Fine.
Okay, let's snipe some fools.
easy, they can't hear shit, we'll have to actually fire ahead of them, ok good, R and
R, what does that mean, is there a guy here, ah whatever, moving up where, chill chill
chill chill must have been nothing true true true
keep snipe
i'm going in
must have been nothing there he is can you move bro i can't shoot him there i don't think i'm
I think I'm allowed to go down and kill him.
We cleared a good path though, I think we're good now, honestly.
Must have been nothing, must have been nothing.
He shot me and then he said must have been nothing.
Okay, let's wait for him to leave so we can kill him, because I don't know, it's kind of sus.
We need some R and R, yeah, I know brother, I know.
Move out of the way so I can shoot you. Yeah, that's perfect.
Good. Alright. I think I cleared a path. It's time to go, I think.
Yeah, right? Or maybe we can take out that guard tower too?
Okay, now we go. Let's go.
Wait, it's there I need to go. Oh, I thought it was gonna go there. Okay.
Let's go up again. Snap it up. No, no, no, no, Carl. What was that?
Let's go kill them there too. Whatever. We can take everybody out from here, I think, right?
What are these controls can it be careful?
Skinny ass Carl CJ up here up here. Okay, okay first. Let's take out these guard towers
Okay, we took out a few there.
Now it's important to get the people close to the thing, right?
Let's get this guy for fun.
Oops, he stopped.
13 shots left.
I think I'm good.
There's one guy there, nice pre-fire, there's two more people, one guy moving quickly here.
Okay, there's two more people somewhere around here but I can't see them from this angle,
maybe I need to go to a different guard tower to see them, yeah?
Let's go on this car tower right here.
Why so skinny?
Water fasting brother, what can you do?
That's a little bit frustrating but it's fine.
We should...
I mean we can stealth kill these guys, right?
We don't have to...
We don't have to...
Let's stealth kill.
Actually I could just run in.
It's something.
The blast doors...
Tracking mode.
What's that mean?
Bro, you're talking... there's like two people here.
The control is disabled and must find another way in.
The vent goes through area 69 interior, okay.
Man, I have no fucking stamina, I can't run, I'm just jogging.
You can't go through here, so we have to go through up there, okay.
Code red, through this vent here.
Damage to vent crate.
How do I damage it?
Easy HP.
Make your way to Area 69, research lab to give you access to the black project.
Can I not be discovered or can I just fuck him up?
I can fuck him up.
The control allowed to activate some exterior defences.
I don't think there's anybody alive outside.
Oh shit, it's already wrong.
Instillation personnel, please be aware we are at Condition Red.
This is not a drill.
This facility has been breached.
Both security personnel head to the research labs now.
Fucking James Bong.
oh nice that's all is that a minigun? oh shit boys
oh I'm ready who want to mess dude I killed everybody
you got shed
of
I don't know if I have to kill that guy.
I'll ever.
No innocence here.
Must have been the wind.
I'm walking the right way. I don't know if this is where I came from. Maybe, I can't tell,
it's so dark. I feel like it might have been where I came from, guys. Or I don't remember
What's that?
Acts of war. No, we came from here. I bet I'm stupid.
Carl, relax, please. Stop climbing everything.
This way.
Good that she's very informative.
feel like it's this way but I'm not sure
I mean this where I killed the guard
yeah this looks about right stealth it up
use all that
Yut there
James fucking bomb, baby
Get the hell out
Can't trust he's gonna snitch.
Keep on going, keep on going.
Take a little hop brother.
Oops
Oh shit, I'm taking good damage here. Be careful. Lost all my armor
Alerts. Alerts
What is this? Oh no, I'm flying. How do I fly?
How do I fly?
E.
Most realistic mission.
There never.
Alright, let's fly home.
Easy.
What?
Well, am I in trouble?
Is the true story, by the way? I knew it.
See, that's why I lost all that weight, guys.
It's good.
I'm faster in the jet pack, I bet.
My old, old CJ would have just fucking
been stuck in the bottom.
You move faster on the ground. I feel like he's baiting me to go on the ground that will say mission failed
Let's not do that
If to fly like Superman
You can listen to radio I can't oh it's up
It's actually true
Just left me up here bro?
What weapons?
What do I get?
Oh, I got a lot of good guns back guys, all good.
Alright, where are we going now?
strip again? I feel like we're gonna get a phone call for sure.
Casino soon enough.
Alright, we're back there.
Hold on.
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coming back brother soon we'll be done with the airplane missions guys that's easy
steal stuff oh yeah what stuff I don't know yet oh you don't know yet I was
starting to think he was a lunatic what you mean you don't know yet you'll be
stealing the answer look and on the train and steal whatever they least
want us to get this shit this guy's just doing for the love of the game we
I think it is
peace on earth dude
holy shit chat was right
what the fuck chat was right
what the fuck I'm him
I'm fast as fuck.
Seems about right.
Let's go to the ground.
Peace on earth.
Just kill everybody on the train.
Well if we aim, we're kinda fast, right?
I don't know if we're faster like this.
This is good.
good all right let's get on the tree we need to go up a little bit
press shift didn't do anything you're lucky it didn't fall off this thing no
fuck I'm panicking my HP is low
No, no, he's just killing me. No, I'm reloading. Please leave me alone. We're cool.
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I'm not there yet, I'm not there yet Not there yet, don't do that
That not the Q?
No I'm one shot away from dying
and they both have map aim hack.
How the fuck am I going to do this?
Please don't die!
Oh!
Wait, it is the...
Police, no!
Anything but a one pistol shot from the police.
I'm one HP! I'm one tap!
A hero cop could get me now.
Fly home, meaty!
I think it's good, it's good.
interesting guys made interesting perfect you got it man what is that
alien tech let me see new tech everything is different now what is it
everything for real yeah okay I'm not restoring that shit I'll see about the
I'll be in touch wait what am I doing this for the hip people yeah see you right I
get the government guy but this guy we're in the casinos they hell yeah that's
our next mission after we're done here acid acquired oh that's all we did all
that shit to get the shit then we eat the jetpack's really good
Okay, making money here
Money jeez
Carolina, what's eating you baby?
Does he does hello?
Does he does?
All right, let's get to
Is this faster than taking a car I feel like it's faster low-key. Oh
I don't know. It's kind of weird but whatever. Feels like I'm cheating. Does it not shit?
Save? I'll go save over here maybe. That's all things save. I'll go get some HP somewhere.
I can go to the burger place there
BORIGIL!
Don't use jetpack, why not?
No radio, yeah it's kinda lame actually, right?
I'm just gonna be jetpacking around, fuck that shit
Let's go
Give me those burgers, man, you know burgers, man
What we want meat stack hell yeah cells only six though
Give me like five of those one two three four five six
My burger sir have a wonderful day. She'll warp my burger man a full HP boys
There we go, and we don't we're full as good
In the original verse you could hear the radio. I fucked this shit. We're not gonna be abusing jetpack, right? Let's get a car
Let's see we need the yeah, no jetpack. Let's get a car
I'm gonna need the bar to whip man.
That's better.
Wait, let's fix the marker.
Oh, we're in a new town now, guys.
Holy shit.
Don't we have stuff in the old town we still have left to do?
I thought we had one more mission.
We're going towards the casino, right?
Ooh, the floor is casino time, guys.
here we go let's get some new drip for the casino though we're gonna look good
we're coming in there
get some new drip
This is your honey big bang burnin evolution style
We're all about the ocean and bumpin radio L.S.
We're gonna do it like this!
Let's go!
Check it out, it's your man Julio G.
Broadcasting live across Los Santos in the...
Let's go.
I'm about to triple my money.
First let's look good, bro.
We're gonna go the fresh for this.
What's up?
I'll ask fucking premium as possible.
Boom torso, what you got?
What's the best shit you got man t-shirts ain't no way man track top. That's fresh right there
Yeah, that's fresh. That's fresh
That's looking fresh for the casino right there. I like that
Bye
Most give me a most expensive shit right now. What's next track pants? Give me that shit
I don't think they match. What else we got? I don't know. I don't think they match guys.
We need black on black. I'm not feeling that. I'm not feeling that.
Where are the black pants? Page, green? Green track pants? Get a suit? I wanted to get
suits fuck sweatpants maybe the sweatpants are black
ah shit I'll believe this fuck we need black bro we black well black yet let's
get gray pants at least it's acceptable I feel like yeah that's I that's I it's
pretty fresh it's not the best go get a suit I do want to get a suit guys
Imagine 33 years with my 3-e-muffin
Get a fucking expensive watch. Ah pink yellow ain't no good
Okay I don't know about this one, I don't know about this one
We're done with the eyepatch guys, we're a new CJ
He grew back his eye after fasting
Those bumpkins think it's aliens or some crap
One question, who would travel 5000 miles and hang out with you?
I can't do this. I can't, I can't. It's not gonna be acceptable, bro.
I think we're gonna settle with this look right here. This is the best we got here.
We're gonna get to a better shop when I look fresher, boys. Fuck that shit.
Bingo is some cheap shit.
Let's get to the casino.
New town, baby, new town, new king in town here.
What am I losing?
I feel now
Is that
We're in Vegas, baby
Holy shit
Ooh, four dragon casino. Okay guys, we're tripling our money. Max bet, max bet
I'm not even inside and I already know I'm max betting
I need that money for the casino actually
You mean here, bro?
Where's the entrance?
That's not the entrance.
Where the entrance at?
Where we get in?
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Take a circle
There is
VIP parking baby coming through
That's the oldest car.
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Go again
By King and seven I'm supposed to hit here. I'm not double down like an idiot
Easy double boys. How many you guys feel it, you know
Nobody would ever double in there. That's why I did it Xeno don't expect it 13 against the 9 we hit come on
Let's go a 14. I go again 16 go again
Go again
Give me a juicer. I mean that's a juicer 20. That's an easy stand
Push there must be some higher steak table those two low steak
$100 left.
I'm going to go to the big boy table.
Restaurants with commotion in there.
That is all we got, boys.
High limit room.
Yeah, we gotta get to a high limit room.
The video poker lost me some good.
What is this?
I can't play it.
Dude, what is this?
If people are dying here?
Idiot!
Do you realize how much those machines cost?
We're supposed to be opening it.
What the fuck was that?
Hello?
Hello?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
You people?
CJ's here.
Carl, glad you can make it.
So, this what you've been doing?
Yeah, it's been a complete nightmare.
You want a stomach ulcer?
Try opening a triad casino in a mafia-run town.
The mob trying to squeeze you?
Yeah, the corporations are moving in and everybody's feeling the squeeze. I've had slot machines busted up workmen
That's why they were shooting in the wrong place
Well, there are these three mob families operating here and each of them has a stake in Caligula's casino
Some whacked out lawyers running it for them. You could be any one of them. We're all of them. Take them all out CJ
Can you give me a little something?
No
No, in addition to the usual authorities they need bribing each one would want a slice
and i'm not about to hand over all our profits to some wise guy italians
our profit that's why you heard me i want to offer you a share in our conceit hell yeah
in exchange for some help setting it up how's that sound partner that's a good deal
i've got a deal in it that's a deal brother that's boss the boys found some thugs trying to
smash one of the deliveries we caught one of them get rid of them hey wait hold up hold up
Come in. Whoever's behind this, we need to let them know that they're dealing with full-fledged
psychos. Time to the front of the car, then you sweat it out a little, and I'll be out there in a
little while. All right, we're going with some psychos. You want to torture this game?
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today he said too much see me back go family I forget about it that's a nice
song peaceful we need to go get some body armor is body armor is big
you keep it locked on this station honey or your mom or Maribeth will give you a
spanking that'll knock you out of your boots
in it aqua parking parking in there respect 5g but the respect can't pay
for that shit I'm saying have a mini on holy shit man I need to go train some
cardio guys actually so I can run a bit more I think I'm out of breath soon
Let's... Ah, we could have saved it right. Let's save just in case something happens, but I don't know.
Let's go.
That's one video poker spin right there.
I feel like we're gonna get lucky on the video poker, guys.
25 Gs, let's go again. One more time. Just one more time.
We didn't get lucky yet. Eventually the game is programmed to get lucky, just like real life. It's programmed.
oh what that's all cheap we were in the high stakes machines before I see which
the machine were we on 50 bucks spin 50 bucks spin we were on some fucking
haircut ah forget them you'd increase gambling skill so he's gonna nail this
What is the size of that ball?
Easy for Woozy.
hit the mafia casino yeah go jack the place hey hitting the casino isn't like
gangbanging it's a whole different league yeah you right it takes a plan in
but I'm down she always wanted to pull a heist oh my bad luck what the fuck
you're gonna need a crew and some special equipment yeah it takes a
nice watch them always got a broad shit to pull a heist you know what
There's an open cast mine southwest of the city limits. They must have explosives. I'll go peep it out. Let's peep it out brothers
Let's peep it out
Let's go to that gun store and pick up some body armor first though. Oh nice car just for me
Let's get some fucking body armor.
I don't think we need any more guns, right?
We're good on guns.
New weapon available to buy, but fuck it, we just need armor so we don't die.
But it's more expensive, it was 200 before.
It works well in a crowded area.
The wars are coming here.
Minigun ammo is not a bad idea actually, but fuck it.
feels like cheating a bit. I can do it. Oh, I believe in myself. Sorry. Couldn't resist
It's a water here depends I can go through it right nice
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Enter the quarry and steal the dynamite ain't nothing from his Carl jr. Brother
Okay need something have it smashed those crates that car looks good. What else
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Is this gonna work?
I should listen to it like this I'm not sure what's better
I'll pick it up after
Where's the safety gear?
Ah, jeez!
Hey, you can't come down here!
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I mean that was pretty clean. It's gonna be gold now, it's gonna be gold now, I guarantee it.
Oof, all gold guys, all gold so far. Should we just go for all gold guys?
I can't start to believe.
Can't stop believing
Billber, okay, we'll maybe come back to that. We'll see how it goes
Wait what I want to do so you'll talk to you lean forward and briefly plus s
to the pharmacy real quick and get some more you stay just like green onion
I can't brief the brief you plus S instant stops it
Oh, okay, I get it, I get it.
Okay, I get it, I get it.
I have that in a gold, I have that in a gold, I'm old.
Was this jump and stop, can you forget about it?
I mean that was pretty pretty, but fuck we almost did all gold guys, whatever, we don't
have to do all gold.
I'm too bored to sit there and spam it.
Alright, let's go.
Shiba Shiba!
Old but bald.
Wait, that ain't no more.
The left side of my brain is telling me that you're sending off some signals.
So let me slip into this leather.
It's not working. I wanted to do a fronty.
What the hell are you doing, police officer?
Hey look here, it's the love giant once again, baby.
And I'm gonna do it to you right in your earhole.
3D style.
Why does this stop being on working?
We need a new station. I've heard those songs too much.
I need to find a 25G slot machine as well. I'm addicted.
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Give us so bad. Yeah, CJ. Where's this are these casinos like rigged?
We want 14 or 11 to hit really 14 or 11 14 or 11 or any of the aside numbers
11
Fuck you and your casino. I agree CJ. I agree
That's hate I just I promise I'll stop playing
Okay, eight cheese also walk away
Please place your back thousand a hand. It's too low. I want higher six
What's a max wager a million dollars?
Fuck you can't stop I need save some money guys ridiculous
Let me do a million dollars spin hit me are you sure man yeah I'm going for a five
card and okay here don't look at how much I lost guys think about the casino is guys
what you can always win it back they're always gonna be there for you so as long
As long as you never give up, you can always win it back.
Bastards!
I'll make sure the cashiers are extra vigilant.
It's obvious where these chips are coming from.
The Sendako family owns a plastics factory across town.
I'm going to go to shit!
Man, look, don't trip.
I got you on this.
Be... don't trip, brother, don't trip.
Let's go take care of some shit.
Please, it's...
Spought me a little bit of money, though. I don't know.
I lost too much.
That... those fucking...
I don't know what the odds of winning on the poker thing is,
It's low
I'm making some really money
45 bucks making good casino money here listen the car the bikes handling was
bad someone tuned this wrong
let's go we need a new body armor now we're good
It's moving brother, it's moving.
Need some wheelie money.
Mobs are trying to get into the factory unnoticed.
Saying no mobs.
bit of barbed wire
ooh a chainsaw, chainsaw man
swap weapons, I mean I don't really need the minigun
I mean the parachute I can swap out
I lost a weapon, I don't know which one though, I'm not scared
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stupid ass
it was so local
like I'm I'm notice I'm just walking in
get about somebody take care of this Joker
That guy was immune, that was almost good, what do I need to do here?
fucking do it brother hmm I feel like it was a little bit of a bait that the game
of the chainsaw before I didn't realize was taking damage
okay so we're not right here what about this fool
Okay that guy is not killable, if for some reason that guy is not killable either, to
get a different angle.
Oh.
Ah man, some weird ass bug.
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That's where I'll trip with my money let's go straight to the body armor place so we
I have that for the next mission.
Four hours in the casino. I'll try to stay away. I'll try to stay away, I promise.
I feel like there is something in there like a gun range or something.
It looks like.
Should I go for it?
Maybe it's a challenge or something.
I have to try it.
Weapon challenge.
I mean now I have to do it.
Dude.
What you guys, I don't...
Goldness, watch this.
Watch this.
The big ass two heads of competitor, you must finish first, each round to progress.
Watch this.
Alright.
Okay.
Easy.
Wait, am I shooting bears?
I'm helping them!
Oh my god, I'm helping them.
I was helping them.
I thought it was like, alright, you know, I did destroy three first.
Advanced towards the player, Monka.
But these balls ain't gonna chance.
Watch the speed on this world record.
I have to slow down my shooting because the...
The spray gets too big.
Please, buddy.
Oh!
Shroud who? Shroud who?
One more?
Round three, there will only be one target.
I don't know.
The better shoot a target simultaneously.
Each element takes your score point.
But they're not gonna get a point on matters.
The Smith legs, thank you for 30 months.
I don't know, Carl7000, look at that.
Fuck someone got a point.
13 and 1, guys.
Embarrassing.
Fuck, reloading.
but nineteen one and one what now brother what now pistol change complete
but that's it I was gonna be one for every gun I whatever I guess with every gun
I don't know, alright whatever, let's do this, I guess.
That's better, that's better, now we can actually pop the fast.
Too fast, new mouse guys, new mouse actually done me well guys, new mouse actually done me well.
I have to wait for shooting because my aim gets too big.
I'll help you guys, I'll help you guys, then I'm not gonna help you guys.
Oh, another one?
What brand is the mouse? It's a secret, guys. I have a new secret mouse.
New secret mouse. I'll tell you guys soon though.
Fuck, they're at the insta shop.
It's sneaky mouse.
New sponsor, maybe, maybe, actually a new sponsor.
That's why I'm waiting for this.
nice nice but how many how many time can i auto i guess i could yeah how many guns are
there shotgun oh boy how did i get stuck doing this guys shotgun buggin's the size
Should I exit guys? I don't know.
I'll finish this.
Fuck, you know.
I don't know how many we'll finish. We already did a lot.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Shotgun round two.
My shotgun was ass.
No one I've ever used this shit.
I'll have one more of this with the salt rifle.
That's pretty chill.
It's not that bad.
I
The challenge is too easy. I thought it would be like, you know, I can challenge myself to gold and stuff like that
On three
oh wait what the fuck these guys wait a minute wait a minute
uh these guys uh
okay okay we're ahead of them we're ahead of them i was a bit worried
13 okay okay we're not losing we're not losing i got a little bit worried
easy sixteen eleven
fuck
one more one more one more
you've mastered a new weapon let's try one another last weapon here we go
this one will be quick it's m4 i guess right
Yeah, AK.
I can auto this first one.
It's way above.
I'm not ready to get all of it, watch this.
Holy spray, that's why I like this gun.
I feel like if I spray it fast enough, I might be able to get all of it, watch this.
No, I reloaded shit.
I'm not really...
He has two major soon, yeah.
Reload...
I can't...
There's no reload button.
Okay, last round.
I do need to feel real manly and patriotic.
Took me against a bunch of noobs.
Let me know how the car challenge is fucking impossible.
Good.
Throwing.
throw in
I'm good
you can now wield two shotguns, I never do that shit
fucking ass weapon
two more
easy
They managed my press team now
What do I get for this though pistol skill upgraded sure
That was not like a waste time though, let's go get our next mission
The thing is
Okay, good. They didn't put me close to the slot machines. I almost went.
Ash, corner.
Good fuck.
But a Japanese bathhouse about an hour ago.
I have no idea how I got here or where the others are.
They're probably far.
I don't think so.
They were Brits, a band of their managers.
They have no experience about the desert.
OK, where'd you make camp?
I can go have a look.
I took them up, Marco, the lowest.
Well, to go to the jungle.
Let's start looking for them up there.
All right, let's go.
Go find Paul and Macker.
Oh, I want that.
What?
That's a bike right there.
We want the bike.
Wait, it despawned.
Shit.
Okay.
Uh, fuck.
Oh, that's a good car.
That's a good car.
car mustang let's go
bye right are we going to the random marker or actually going to the right
place we're going to the right place it's over there okay it's before
drive brothers. Even that. As long as I'm on play-lo-diving.
Do I want that bike? I kind of do. I think it's faster.
This guy going from my ass?
Fuck out the bike brother. I think this bike's faster.
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Nice game design bro, okay, don't hit oh my god this car is so weak it can't even
Okay, actually it's so weak. Oh my god, okay stay on the road. It's the only way
Careful careful careful please
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Don't hit the car. I think we're gonna take the road back guys. We take the road normal shortcuts
Rolled the road
So where's the rest of the man guy
Maca where are the points? I don't fucking know do I?
No, Tiffin. Lots of snakes
It's the snake form not before here. We can go check it out. Sorry about that. It was
Fine
You look as pale as a found baby, man. Oh good. Fuckin' hell!
Hell yeah!
We're almost there, we're almost there, we're almost there!
Oh, we made it, guys.
Nice car.
We made it.
Oh, shit.
I had a terrible aching in my grinds ever since.
What the fuck is the story?
What the fuck is silly for giving me and my fellow the red bumpies?
What in the world is this?
Yeah, the fuck?
I'm a-fixing to give you a whooping for what you've gone and done to my young ones.
What the fuck?
I wasn't ready.
I mean, I know they had their hands up, but technically, they were threatening me.
Everybody in the car!
I'm picking risks now.
Oh flip. Oh clutch. Oh flip.
Big floppy sausage dicks. Empty saddle bags or these things.
Rosie's a man. Stop touching yourself.
It's just a constant problem. It's a stressful situation man.
You're fucking telling me it is. Oh, can't it you two?
Are you starting it?
I was wondering when they would have some British people
this game
Let's not fail this mission
Perfect drift here
That's not too bad.
Easy, almost there.
Isn't the original GTA British it is?
No shot.
Let's go.
She's still asking me.
up some big tits man I'll follow this in for a penny in for a pound I have to help
you want to get shut up all right I don't know maybe a little bit of overaction but
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Got my guess
Bald
Can't poke it's a lot of bald people in this game. Actually, I don't realize I'll go away
Just a casino
My despair is complete. Okay. Let him in
Rosie
How are you me old son? I pray that one day I can escape my perpetual torment and retire in peace and comfort a million miles away from
Anyone I've ever fucking known and instead I get this
Monace me can't pull lawyer from the bike from the city really
Who the hell are these guys?
These are my boys Maca and co. So you any speckled up boss and peeking on one right now
some of the range man well it's fitting as I sit here it's safe neck in a river
of shit with every mafia gorilla from Liberty City to Los Santos pissing in my
face that you can't
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Six hits. Oh, I'm pressing the wrong button. Okay. Okay. I press the wrong button
Okay, Stan. I can't split. Nice, go again. Okay, now this way like three more in a row.
Okay, that's a hit. Okay, whatever, I don't care. 19. If she gets 20. Okay, good. I
I need to win two more in a row and I'll leave, I promise.
That's a double, that's a double.
I don't know what he has, but I'm doubling.
Yes!
Boom!
I don't care what he has.
Soft 13 against Jack.
That's a hit.
Okay, that's good.
I think we're in profit, right?
How much does money?
Also money at okay with plus 30k. We'll take that I believe that's good. Just good. We scammed them a bit
Let's leave it's good. We're gonna know what's quit
Well Rosie live on yourself up Carl's here
Way video poker that shit don't win. I don't know it's insane
Hey, you some top funny down it up to Bob's a leave it out dim low. What's wrong with you?
Well, you're gonna tell him what's a lie?
I'm really screwed
Crack all Rosie spits you out. I
threw it all away
Okay, I had the power money the ladies, but I couldn't lay out the blow
So I went into rehab and everything went to shit, but so what?
So when I came out I started representing the Liberty City mob again and this guy it up here
But no one family would trust another family to run the casino. So I was put forth as a neutral party
so now I spend my days waiting for one family to cap me and blame the other one
my only friend is a bird named Tony
I never fucked anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to him
shit let me think about this you got to break a day off for me real quick
okay okay the syndacos are on the warpath
something terrible has happened to Johnny I mean he's in a shock-induced coma at
the hospital
time to take all the money in the casino right?
They will take this opportunity to rub him out.
Now, if any hit between the family succeeds on my turf,
I will get the axe, bullet, machete, and murder.
OK, OK, relax.
I'm going to shoot over to the hospital
and move the body or something.
There you go, my love.
Things aren't so bad, are they?
Oh.
Bada bing.
Bada bing.
Forget about it.
Find a ride and go pick up Johnny Sindaco.
I'm thinking a four-wheeler now just in case he has a fucking friend
Oh, this is a nice car though. This is a nice car. Gotta take this. Oh, it's just waiting for me here. Nice
Never mind
And resist this car
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Hello, sir, can I help you? Yeah, I'm here to pick up mr. Sundaco mr. Sundaco
There must be some mistake an ambulance
Okay, thank you for your help. Yeah, we're fucking that ambulance up
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Was with an octave Johnny find the ambulance contains it all right, let's go
New radio
We heard that too much
You're ready. That's good. That's emotions 11 music right there. It's good Las Vegas music
Look at that. That's pretty though
I could stop for some chicken, oops sorry, taking my chicken.
Forget off my car.
You too I guess.
I still haven't gotten the drifting down.
Am I supposed to like release W or keep W? Let's try to release it.
Actually releasing W is good. Releasing W.
I'm looking at the minimap and I can't fucking drive
Okay, okay, I'm gonna nail the driving now. I got the now I got the drifting down a little bit
I know
Hit the casino soon.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, there I am, the last ambulance.
Always the last ambulance, huh?
Sess.
That's what you get for calling me a prick.
On the middle
What's wrong with you?
I'm not very good at diversity.
That's for sub-pretendin'
Match it up a bit
It's maneuver
Smash it up a min- let me shoot it
Did he mean it to shoot it or no?
I don't want to explode it.
Maybe they want me to actually smash it.
Let's smash it, I don't know, I'm worried I might explode it and the mission failed.
Let's smash it up a bit.
That was a good smash.
Smash it up.
Smash him, old fucking car.
Smash it up.
I mean, come on, you idiots.
What are you jumping into traffic for?
There's too many turns.
You can't be for real.
I'll have a pop tire that's why I can't am I gonna fail this mission? I can't call this thing
I have a pop tire I can't let's jump out go new car new car new car new car
Can't do it welcome. Sorry is full
There's four
We're good
1024 my ace yeah with this song eight feelings mission my fat is getting really
low though I have to eat soon oh he's running out of town piece of shit
out could he
I'm gonna free myself from the tyranny of this society by not wearing underpants.
It really doesn't aint not my mom's.
I'm so bad!
Get this gar!
Ram him, but he's taking like turns all the time.
I don't know if that counts as a ram.
Mmm!
Is that not good?
Am I tire-popped again?
There we go.
Yeah, fucking AK brother.
Uninfat is concerning me a little bit.
Okay, good, we made it.
I don't know how to shoot it, I can't explode it.
I have to smash it.
Okay, don't remind me to eat, guys.
Welcome to the jungle.
I could have shot the drivers the whole time.
looks like backup is arrived oh shit where the music I don't know we just have the sound
of the road brothers almost there actually it's good to have this on they moved them
right? Yeah. Alerts.
Andalusona music's kinda boring.
They took us on a ride, huh?
Oh, shit.
I have to get up here some while, maybe I made a mistake, I made a mistake, okay, let's
go this way, this way it's fine.
I thought, and I thought I was the worst driver, what do you mean, my driving is good?
How would you rate my driving 110? I feel like I'm a solid 8.
Woo!
Captain, guys, Captain.
Turn off those sirens, goddamn.
Paramedic mission. Yeah, I fucked that shit.
Let's go do our mission.
Let's go to the scene. I feel like a Rodney Over people. Actually, I don't want to drive
this car. I want some music.
Your mama must be proud of your driving, fool.
Fool. It's called the Cup of Fool.
Hey, stop!
I like how he just drove away.
Two missions now. We have the casino mission. We have another one. Let's go to the casino one first. It's closer, right?
Casino is there. The sea, no, the sea one is closer. It goes down first.
He can wait.
Oh, yeah, eat, fuck.
No food around here. Let's do the mission, fuck it.
There's burger and pizza kind of ahead. Let's go get the burger first.
Ah, fuck if my mission is right here, I'll be fine.
I don't know if I die if I go to zero fat, but maybe.
Hopefully not.
Hello, Carl.
Been a long time, huh?
Yeah, I was starting to miss you guys.
Now, why don't I believe?
Get over here.
Chill, Samuel, chill.
Now, things have developed since the last time we met.
Despite our best efforts, the gig's nearly up.
I'm sure you'll find some way to keep your badge.
Your kind always do.
You still don't get it, do you, Carl?
This ain't about keeping some fucking badge.
Hey, listen to the man.
We all the same, Carl, you, me.
We all trying to pull ourselves out of the hole.
If somebody steps on me, I gotta step on you.
where's Hernandez with that fucking me he's been gone too long 10 penny getting
a little edgy fellas with these guys yeah
that's your piece of shit that give you any idea how edgy i am
get up bitch you paying attention now there's a ruin town out west of here
Out there Malva and there's some piece of shit DEA officer meeting with an FBI agent with a dossier
Now you get the dossier and you make both of them disappear
Seems easy
It's chalk CJ such a bitch with only with these two guys
Yeah, we can get a burger now along the way actually we have a mission
I don't know if this GPS is good, but I'll follow it anyway.
Can I just go down here?
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I don't remember the controls.
What was the... what was the... control guys?
What was the shooting control?
Anyone remember the shooting control?
It's not S. It's E, yeah, it's in E.
It's not the same as M.
Nobody's a better driver than Gold, dear dropper men, sir, me.
I forgot how to land.
You supposed to remember the shit, man?
Man.
Blindstar Police!
Fuck!
What happened?
I didn't do nothing.
What happened I didn't do nothing was it cuz I flew over the army base
I feel like I need a paint job I enter there if you see one
I don't know if this is part of the mission.
I need to get them before the police gets me.
the fuck? He knows con too. No. Oh, the police. Okay, we're cool. Oh man, I thought I was
dead to the thing for sure. I made it, guys. Easy. Easy. Honestly, I'm proud of myself
that I managed to. Can I do the parachute here? You guys believe? Should I just go
go for it.
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I have a hard time limiting my bets 13
14? 14? Well, this is already way too big of a bet. It needs to hit here. It needs to
hit one of these numbers. It has to just hit. One time, one time!
Ahhhhhhh!
Fuck!
It's... fuck! It owed me, man!
I can't resist it.
Don't talk to me, guys. Don't talk to me.
It'll... I don't want it.
Did I make money for missions later, guys?
I can go negative hold up I can go negative. What do you have to go negative?
Wait I can go negative?
I can be more than a half. Oh
Oh, that's incredible you know what it ain't gonna work up to go back for it
No, look man. Relax get a grip get a grip. You're right. I need to get a grip take control
Yes, grab the bull by the horn and show everybody who's boss. I'm the boss. I am the boss. All right
Let's tear this phone up saying
So we'll be going
details details let's just get there you need a one million to buy house
continue mission no way guys you're not the challenge the truth right take
Rosenberg to the arbitra you're not joking right check IG I have a lot of
check I do we're too we're gonna pay the docos of this I need the car over with
some money during his $14 that's gonna go to the casino fund I can take you
,
the only check now, check out the stream
,
the lad owns rocks and
I'm just so tired of all this life that bullshit
This guy's cold up to the deals damn shirt and everything
No, I'm not coming out we're finishing GTA today
Oh shit, I think we're finishing GTA at least it depends on my next gambling goes is run and death
I don't know. I have not hit big yet
Okay, let's get this over here. I'm the boss. I am the boss. You're the boss. Yeah, let's go
50% nah, what's going on? You guys saying we have to do one more day and I'm wait
Uh, look, you got it. I don't think so. We got this. I pull this off. I can carry on. I know
I can't but please you got to come with me. I'm gonna squirt my ass all over the floor
Just this once please please please okay okay chill
Shit just can't look good
Listen everything's gonna be okay. Just remember you the boss this guy's about to die for sure, right?
I'm the boss. I'm the boss
I'm the boss
I am the boss
Oh boy, he's not the boss tell you boss that ken Rosenberg is here to see him
Ken who?
Ken Rosenberg.
Ken Rosenberg, the guy that runs this town.
So the coke is working.
How's Johnny?
He's doing much better.
Yeah, he ate something this morning.
Oh, hey, Ken.
My Christ is fucking.
Ken, come on, stay.
How you doing?
Pretty good.
And you?
How you doing?
I still got a little bit of the night terrors touching diarrhea, but I'll get through it
Ew
Diarrhea, cool
And uh, who's this?
How you doing Johnny?
It's fucking him
It's him
Oh my god
Oh my god, it's him
Oh!
My heart!
He knows me?
How does he know me?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Damn, that nigga fucked up!
you fucked up oh he's the ambulance guy oh shit what the fuck slow mo it's max
pain bro shit my dog fuck I don't have body armor this can be bad this seems
like a tough one holy shit he's fireproof who is this guy the Dora
Fedora had the guy.
Damn.
I'm fired profusely.
I'm gonna shoot.
I'm the Inares
We poppin what that piece of meat got me
Saw you got
Next who's next
What? Oh, he's in here.
Okay, next.
Well, who's shooting me? Oh, it's from here.
One guy behind me.
It's clear, it's clear.
It's so exciting, Tommy. It's like old times.
Who the fuck is Tommy?
He's gonna peek me?
We'll see.
Holy fuck, what is it about my lock?
I feel like I can get to the top of his head here, there we go.
Oh fuck.
We gotta do something!
Good.
Easy.
Donk is back.
Donk? What is his name? Donk or Doink? I don't even know.
We made it, okay, we're cool.
It's not too easy for me my invoice too easy pop. Okay, let's go back to the casino. Let's go
Shit we gotta get the fuck out of here. We need some wheels get me back to Caligula's you calm down and follow my lead
Oh, okay, fuck man. We were well esteemed together. I see you and me
Nobody
in the world. Who's the two driver now guys?
So is this gang. Two fucking right they are.
I'm doing this. Fuck. I'm screwed. I'm fucking screwed.
What the fuck am I gonna do? Shit, shit, shit.
You just gotta hang in there. Play it dumb.
I figure out a way to get you out of here.
Okay, that's a two driving right there.
You just gotta get the airport. Now, man.
They gotta think you did. I think it's something
affirming.
See you just looking out for everybody.
Okay.
I feel like if I go to the casino,
I'm already thinking casino threats and I go in a mega debt and I try to go double or nothing on the 100k table
I can win it all back in one in one
Spin all right. I
Just need to go to a high limit table
Get in there and be cool like you just been out for relax and drive or something come. Yeah, come
Real fucking calm. I'm calm. Mr. Come. Mr. Come. That's me. Mr. Come
8G's doesn't even matter I need to go all in it has I have to get the money back
or we're robbing our casino I'm shooting the dealer if I lose I swear I'm shooting the dealer
here we go is this some rigged shit
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Come on, what's all this money in the casino and went box? Oh fuck it's me. Hey mad dog. What you doing up there?
I don't think so, you shut the fuck up!
Let's see what you got!
So far!
Get a grip!
Get a grip!
Get a grip dude!
Get a grip!
You still got it?
You still gangsta?
I don't give a fuck no more.
My man's got killed, some asshole stole my rhyme book.
That's me.
It is rough.
All the kids like this loco G or whatever the fuck his name is.
Some fake ass gangster rapper bullshit.
Look, he's my only friend.
Yeah!
I thought I killed this guy.
You just need a new manager baby you looking at it. I hate job
I'm out of jump, but we got good money on this. Yeah, good. I still damn this town's called
I'm the best rapper in the universe. I'll jump
I'll jump! I'll jump!
Oh, you're a bastard.
Hell no, I gotta kill this fool.
Find a way to save Mad Dog before he jumps.
Alright.
Pick up truck.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm really worried about my death, though.
What's gonna happen? Who's gonna hunt me down?
What the fuck you doing?
Kill, bro.
Jump it'll save your career. I won y'all I jump
Not even that high it's you know, he's gonna like break his legs catch mad dog when he jumps
Jump your fool
Jump look what Don did for my career
Can I get your sneakers?
This is it. This is the end. I'm out
Tell me your nightmares people and maybe I'll tell you mine
Did I get him?
Oh, I think he lands on the red.
There was a bit of a ledge there, I didn't see.
It's just back and forward here, I shouldn't move anywhere.
That was over-complicating.
Goodbye cruel world, but I like that too. This is the dust. I think I caught him. I think I caught him
Yeah, I guess it was it's my car rolled a little bit. He's gonna be pavement pizza jump you fool
I think that's perfect, that's perfect.
Yes.
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Hey, right? Hey, Mr. Johnson, just a friendly reminder that you owe me money. Don't be a stranger.
Friendly reminder. It's cool
There's a money sign here.
What's this? It says money here.
Much of flies here.
plan. Heisen. Anyone else coming? No. Couldn't we have done this in my office? You gotta have a
secret place to plan shit like this. That's just how it's done. Okay. Okay. Okay. I swear to him.
So what do we do? I guess we gotta make a plan. Speaking of plans, do you have the layout to
Caligula's casino? Shit. No. I guess I gotta go get one. Meeting adjourned. Meeting adjourned.
meeting adjourn not the old save no it's too far back that's too far back I have
to just go I have to keep going this part of the story now the CJ story
you the camera get in the camera to copy those blueprint
The grand font was a torus at the strip.
All right.
Ooh, that's a nice car.
100 bands.
the plan is better
was the last motherfucker
I just need a camera my friend give me your camera
I don't work dying for a camera, I fuck it.
Camera?
There we go.
Camera acquired, let's go.
We're good, we're good. That's exactly the way they wanted me to do it.
Get the fuck outta here!
I have nothing to lose guys, you're right. I have nothing to lose. I'm 100k in death.
You're doing whatever it takes.
Good, good, good. Now what?
I got the police after they got the mob after me
put that weapon away sir thank you for your cooperation sir
that was scary sir can i help you sir i'd like to see the architectural plans for the
calligalus casino please i'm sure they'll let you out there are you aware that the
reproduction of such plans is prohibited yeah i'm only after some reference
yeah i'm making a movie it's all right you'll find the plans on the top floor
There was accessible, right?
Get up there, CJ.
Top floor, huh?
Okay.
Cool.
Top floor, he said.
As a footage of your air, it's pretty funny hearing you sing a well-known song and then
silence for three minutes.
You can't photo the casino blueprints of the guard around, you divert his attention.
there's a document deposit or fuck it said something document repository
what does a document repository mean
I just kill them and kill everybody in the house and then take a picture
I think I have to go down stairs.
Destroy them, any way you can.
All right, this part.
Go upstairs again.
Cameraman, coming through.
Easy.
Oh, shit.
I'm the fireman. I'll come down use your weapon. I wasn't ready for like hundred guards
one HP and a dream I mean I was not ready bro I was not ready I thought there
would be like two guards I just like random okay now you fuck around with
John Wick here don't know what you're messing with CJ mother think I'm the
Buster fool
You're gonna bust a fool?
Who?
I got you!
Ah!
It's the fucking ambush!
What's your name?
It's called Jocelyn!
Ah!
smooth.
hundred people waiting downstairs.
Police!
Oh, I made it for you.
We're good.
We're good.
Four police stars.
All good, all good.
We're good, we got four police stars, all good, all good.
100k in death, one HP, I can't see a lot.
This is life right now, this is life.
Sorry, excuse me.
you are the devil
yeah
Don't paint the car can even afford it
CJ off we chill about all this
Expert say five dollars. Thank you. Good work
Maybe I should
And the GTA 6 will be nice to play real for real. Let's walk around there
Load it. That's money. They're putting it down in the death
Police left me alone at least thank god. We're fine. I don't even I don't even want to save because saving when you're this much in
death feels bad. Oh
Experts exchange also with the five five dollar donation. Thank you brother. Thank you
There's a casino music
I feel like if I
13
you win sir well played please place your back
fuck
Fuck!
Ohhhh fuck!
Eventually I'll get lucky.
Flower is a bunch of booms.
Lies are on me, I can't afford to shower.
floors at either end of the complex all right now security consistent CCTV a
key called access and in places a swipe call hey are you pointing again oh my
bad have not don't worry it's good practice for when we finally get a
crew in on this no a boss this arrived for us hey hey hey please tell me that's
100k now we've seen the plan well then we've got our first recruits
Come on in and shut the door. Give me some money, please.
Alright, cool. That's the security car read it as zero sent over. Now all we need to do is give one of those cars.
Plus respect.
Sweet.
Okay
Don't you mean the human heart social engineering here we go. I
Have to like make a little bit of money and then double or nothing like five times and then I'm back
Just want to be even you know, that's all I want. I don't even want to win
I
Was wondering what you guys mother and a fireman
The croupier is a key card follow her all right
Plus one of simple we got another shift over see you tomorrow
Bank oh dang you get too close to get spooker. All right. It's a classic follow mission
I like the money from your assets, I will, I will.
I do have a garage, but this is like a cross town, I don't know if I want to go that far.
But it is a lot of free money.
I've given up recreational drug use and the president is pulling my head in.
The ideas were really materials to time.
I know, I'm a shallow person.
What's she doing?
We need a movie star to be president.
At work. They're the best liars.
They do it professionally.
Well, so do all politicians.
Next call.
Yeah, I would never be poor stations.
Yes, that is a shame.
What they're doing to be thick.
Beautiful red roads north of San...
I was just gonna try to push her ahead of the red light.
You know what I mean?
She was like on the edge.
I couldn't stop myself.
So I'm the car on the prowl, you know?
I'm not quite close enough, you know?
I'm the prowl.
She can't suspect a thing.
There is he lying?
Yeah, this is my thing.
Okay.
Looking for a thing.
Yes, yes, I got that.
Hey, have you ever leveled a house with a helicopter?
No, no, no.
That'd be really cool.
I thought you were a DJ.
You used to talk more about killing people with helicopters.
Good.
Some guy was trying to fire.
What the fuck?
Some guy was trying to fight her.
There's a bit of rage baiting.
The Warfare casino hunt is 100k. That would be good. That's all my problem solved.
But then I have to take a loan and get back where I started.
something like that
yeah
but i won't stop gambling for sure
this song is a good one
this song is actually good
I got the whole rebel!
How long is she going to be driving bro?
Next shop oh shit I'm sure we should like that wait was there a license plate spank
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I already lost, I didn't even have a car.
Okay, okay, focus.
Where's my car?
Oh, there's my car.
Oh
What happened but it was a confused cuz I was a bit
Listen to the radio
Let's practice our reversing
I didn't see him.
How?
Garden holds up your ass.
get his faster this time though
he's much faster
and it's all because of the messages planted in our minds from that degenerant
in the 80s 918
I've been over to the other side
I've been inside, seen everything, remember the first time you did mushrooms
sorry aliens in the stick
Aliens
It's from across the street where I park, huh? I see I see
Okay, sex wrong sex right
Hello, you're on the air
You have a hundred color a hundred K a red money because your money's red. That's right. It's good money
Let's go press space bar we can skip a bit
That was too fast
Yeah, skip yep
Yep, I don't want to see myself in a game suit no more
Don't ask why I'm in debt guys. Just ask why I look like where I do and you have your answer
Hey, I'm an old man
Okay, let's go
Stop skipping no we played this one already
That's your booning done relax bro
We need to fire if he evades me again bro
That was area 53 where reality is an alien concept
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fuck police no no
I know, it's written in this country, it's a...
I know, it's written in this country, it's a...
I mean, I wanted to be a big work star, so I don't have to work...
...to work on the mission.
You funny guy, huh?
I'm playing a lot of games.
I'm playing a lot of games.
I can play on a skirt.
I'm playing a lot of games.
Okay, I get you.
I don't know, that's how you look at this.
Any racer is out there?
Hey, you go back to the side of your van!
Y'all ho!
Wait, you gotta watch it!
He's dead!
Watch!
You're staying with terrible!
Please, just drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, stop waiting for red light.
Please, please...
Spookometer, fuck.
Spookometer.
Where I'm from there's nothing more to say.
Drive!
Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive,
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive...
FUCK!
I gotta beat you!
You really wanna fight me?
You really wanna fight me?
me please remove my stars please remove my stars please okay that's where
our house was I thought I was looking at the wrong goddamn house
Fuck, still two stars! Fuck, fuck, I have to stand my ground.
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you
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the
end of the
I'm gonna go shut off the city's house. Look at these fools. Okay, now the important thing
to remember with a plan like this is that nothing can go wrong true yet to the airport
You're getting a plane to parachute into the damn quay, not damn, it's advanced.
Actually that's a way better car, let's get that. That's a nice car, have we even had that car before?
I don't think so.
This is a monster car, fit for my driving skill, here we go.
the acceleration holy shit
oops that was something stupid
It's all good. I just have to calibrate it, I'm calibrating.
Get on the plane. Another plane mission for me, forget about it.
I got this shit.
I'm not pressing anything.
you
back, back.
I guess I need to buy a new PC guys huh I don't know I crashed again fucking hell send
Aaron crash that up send I guess I don't know shit I don't know what happened okay we're
back we're back though sorry about that stream on down boys we're back I don't know I need
a new PC I guess. I reinstalled drivers last night. I thought it was maybe that but I think
it might be some hardware issue. Shit. This PC used to act up and then I changed the cable
and it was fine for a long time but now it's back again. GTA 3 is just a big game guys
you know what I'm saying? Okay let me fix. What happened for the stream for you guys?
Let's see.
It's getting to the edge of the plane and it's crashed.
Okay.
I'm fixing.
I'm fixing.
Starting the game now.
We're coming back.
I don't know why I kept my cam isn't working my pc cooked or what hey this is rock
so can you not use our casino sure it's I don't know if it's agitation my graphics
card again is hanging up I need to get a new either a new computer I need to try it
again with this shit we'll see
uh...
where's my cam not working on some
strud start again
this pc has been uh... problem for a while
also open it up after the stream
Do you guys think we can finish this tonight, guys? Or should I try to finish it tomorrow?
If it is new, I don't know, two years? One and a half maybe?
I'm starting the game.
No way. How many hours left, guys? Can't finish tonight? I mean, if I can finish it within
two three hours it's okay we can do it tomorrow tomorrow
tonight was undone if it's only two hours I think I should finish tonight so
we can start a new game tomorrow guys right where am I what almost got busted
If it's only two hours, you can finish it tonight.
Three?
The good song, but let me...
My cam used to work too.
The fuck is up with my cam?
Let me plug it in and out one second, guys.
I'll see you in the next video, bye!
all right all right okay a lot of hours left you think so guys if it's too I
can do it tonight and I'm gonna continue with another gta for this I think I'll
play a horror game and then we'll see because I wanted to start my horror game
if I do tomorrow it'll be very short stream I'll finish gta tomorrow we
could still do it tomorrow guys six hours it's not too more than two more than two
yeah let's do this mission and then we've finished tomorrow guys what is this
boarding the plane shit
I can't wrong and only ten missions left
I don't know, Chats like...
I'm not sure if Chats tell him the truth right now.
Okay, we have finished this mission.
Free bird!
Where are we going, by the way?
I don't even know where we're going.
Going here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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I might have to reset.
going like this steady you know steady I think we're gaining a little bit of height like this
for some reason the ring disappeared
I think I have to resort to mission. I think I have to. It might be boss, right?
I'll try to get out slowly, but I'm very high up already anyway.
High as a kite unlocked. Okay, I'm max flying.
I just got an achievement, guys.
Oh, the ring!
Oh, there we go.
Back.
Damn, that plane is worth more than anything.
We did it, we did it.
It's a full plane.
Okay, let's go.
Jesus, that high up to go there?
I could have dropped closer, man.
So tell me to deploy parachute now or should I just guess?
I'm deploying.
I'm a little bit scared.
What are the controls for the parachute?
Nothing is working.
Okay, there we go.
Yes.
Okay, there we go.
coming in hot it's only s all right all right don't tell me I failed cuz I
landed next to it okay make your way to the end of the damn quay all right
Let's finish let's finish this mission guys and then tomorrow we'll finish the game
I think I feel bad cuz I crashed otherwise. I would have finished it today chartered libertine lines
But I learned intestines
Now another bolt mission man
Remember to crouch
I'm gonna sneak past. Is it meant to be like really misty here?
CJ pick up the knife. Oh swap weapons nothing
And he still turn around towards me have to wait a little bit
Good one I'm in debt. It's a tough life out here
I think we're good, they didn't have time to alert, it's okay.
He saw me, I was a little bit impatient.
All good, all good, all good, all good.
This all about stealth, you can spot it or make too much noise, the whole building
would be alerted.
I love stealth missions. I'm the best at them. I'm very patient.
We're closer to the airpress arts, plans to ours, and you want each generator. Sure, sure.
I'm hungry.
What is this guy doing? He's unpredictable as fuck.
Walking a circle.
I ain't backin' down.
Don't be so loud, CJ.
But why are you so loud right there?
Good.
Good
Hungry with no money for food. That's right. This this guy is on patrol, huh? They put him on the tight patrol today
Parts placed okay
I think that guy won't let me go up there. Let's go this way losing fat nice
More fat game
you didn't see me he's an idiot how is he not seeing me right now
which way are you gonna go fool which way are you gonna go
I close good
No, what do you mean in in wire somewhere what do you mean? I didn't do any noise it bagged
No, Jojo all good
We baited them seeing things not that coffee tasted a bit out
F. Quickly. Or I mean, he's gonna come up these stairs, we gotta be fast I think.
I think he took them down. No we're good, we're good, we're good.
Good, good, good, good, good. Must have been the wind.
Eight dead bodies, all generally, get to the exit.
Yeezy clap. Perfect mission!
Shit, they must have took a long turn someplace.
What the f- oh shit, somebody had to lock the hatch.
out of trap. There's no way off that ledge.
CJ, do the jump into the water. You got this, shoot.
Don't have a parachute? No, I didn't use it, I guess.
Oh, he's doing it! Holy!
That's like a world record dive. No, not the water.
Oh, plus respect for the gun.
Alright, let's go to the... I don't wanna spawn in the water tomorrow.
Let's go to a save point and then call it for the day, I guess.
I'm gonna open up my PC, see if I can fix it.
Oh, I can't go into the boat, really?
I think.
I wanna play more, but...
Yeah.
I'm more stressed out about my PC right now, fucking crashing, like this one.
I'm dead.
I'll get out of there.
What a lot of time.
There's a speedboat over there we can take.
Jump?
Oh, I need to jump on top of the arrow. Let's go to speedboats. Yeah, yeah
I don't think it's related to the game guys. I think I crashed when I played Dota 2
I think it's gonna be I think it's something doing my graphics card, maybe
Speedboats faster in here
Right there soon gimp suit again
Man, I should have listened to chat, I should have done cardio, would have been swimming.
Hey, what the fuck is this guy?
He's chilling here.
I just blew up the whole thing, he's just chilling.
Or maybe he's not blown up yet.
I heard my stomach grumbling.
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
There's a man with 98,900,999, wait, 99,988 dollars and that's living the good life on a boat.
It's a save right there.
Gooooooooo!
What are they making it for?
I thought it would fly.
Just like a hangover.
Don't worry about this cop.
It's normal.
That was a save right here.
What the fuck this guy is mad as hell?
What's up with this woman?
Is he going for me?
No.
Ah!
They're sentient.
Okay.
Is he still here?
You gonna leave now?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's it come about?
I'm just trying to figure out what this thing is doing.
Gig got rolled, Rage.
Breaking that fence through again?
Crazy.
Hmm.
I'm gonna go see if I can fix my PC guys sorry I crashed I would have finished tonight but
there was a few hours left too so we'll finish tomorrow yeah that's it I thought I guess it's
only like two three hours so tomorrow I guess we'll do two three hours of this and then
we'll figure out what to do later if we can finish it but I want to play that game
whatever was called inner light or dying lot we can finish that in a day
dying lot i forgot what i was called but the one with the horror game we can
finish that
nigma news okay
i'll go over tomorrow guys
is there actually news though?
i'll react to it tomorrow more strongly
but i can't i'm not logged into twitter
until dawn that's the one until dawn
I don't see no Nygma news on Twitter right now.
Scrolling.
Oh, this one is big too.
Six hours, this is big too, guys.
We're gonna go over this more tomorrow.
But this is big.
Yuma, Topsin, Whisper, Toliker, and KJ.
Oh, they released the essay roster.
Sorry, I thought they were,
they're gonna be the roster, my bad.
Okay, here we go. This is some kind of news.
Nigma, Galaxy Outlet also indicated that according to internal sources, Nigma made the decision
to dissolve its entire Dota 2 roster. Maybe. But that sounds like a rumor, guys. I don't
fucking know. It's just a rumor. We'll see. We'll react to it tomorrow, though.
Alright, thank you guys for watching today, you guys are awesome. It was a lot of fun
today again, but I feel like it soured my mood a bit again that the stream crashed.
hope it's something I think last time I had crashes like this the cable inside my computer
the graphics card had to change it and then it fixed itself but it takes like days getting
a cable like that if that's the thing again I don't know I hope not either way guys love
you guys I'll see you tomorrow peace out and good night boys good night love you guys
bye bye bye good night