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Hello, hello, boys. Good morning, everybody. Good morning. Welcome to the stream.
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Agrivate, and everybody else. Hello. Let me close my balcony once I hear it.
I'm back. I got my new headphone things today. The camera is so low. I got my new headphones
They're not cracking on the side like inside. I promise they're too hot
I might have fucked up my purchase should have bought like the I should have bought the airy ones. Maybe I don't know we'll see
What face so
That was kind of stupid I should have do you guys have those airy pads maybe I should have had airy pads
Either way today we finished it yesterday. We tried finishing
but we crashed and I was like fuck it we'll finish tomorrow but we'll check
read it out first and then finish GTA and then I don't know what we're doing I'm
gonna play Wukong expedition later I think we're gonna play but I think we
start tomorrow today might be a bit shorter stream I want to play a horror
game this weekend what is the name of that game I keep forgetting I keep
thinking dying light but not not dying like the other one and then after that
I don't know after that. We have not decided what we're doing either. It's gonna be Dota or another game
We're max variety streaming
Until dawn. Yeah, that's the one. I think we want to finish this tomorrow tomorrow nights
We're gonna play until dawn
It'd be good
It's like a horror game. I think it takes about eight hours to finish
Could be fun. I heard it's good. I don't know anything about it though
Let's not spoil ourselves
Yeah, we already played Resident Evil where it was good though, it was good.
Pasta. Played Turbo for a while, we missed all of them.
Nah. I'm sure most people over here now don't miss all of them much.
It's good we're missing all of it guys, then it's gonna be more fun when we get back to it, right?
My fancy score right now is actually not that bad.
So I don't know, my graphics server is crashing, so what I did was
I unplugged my stream deck because I think it's a power issue like it was before.
I replaced my GPU cable before and then fixed it so now I re-seated it well
Hopefully it works. So if I crashed I'll be back fast, but otherwise I'll have to maybe look into doing some other shit bros
I don't know
Let me see here one second
Closing notepad before I leak
Yes, now. I actually got used to having the stream day code fuck
98th percentile guys not bad
not bad at all
60 bucks or 8k bucks eight eight hours of gameplay is actually not it's actually true. It's pretty short
And meanwhile Dota is free 98th. We're staying above the 95. We're just good. We're not the highest on the list, but we're okay
Above 95 we get the purple thing which you want to draw we want that for sure
It's all GPU from the internet. I should bro. I should
Fuckin' hell mate. Fuckin' hell
All right, let's go read it check once a
POV, the carrier, the river, the wrong package. Fuck. What is this?
This is a meme build. That's a hell of a toro. Dead game. Damn, this is the arena.
It's pretty full. The worst, somebody has said they've paid people to fill the
crowd, but I don't think so, right? Looks cool. Valve always pops off in the
arenas every year but we don't have that I think I remember they had like some
you remember when they had like holograms and shit but that weren't real
they were just for the stream I think it's our one T I said you just wanted the
purple draw yeah jargon not joined the billion matchmaking club holy shit man
people played a lot of punch one and a half billion god damn that's crazy
Juggernaut, huh? They were inspired by Satanic, I'm sure.
I will buy eggs.
They weren't real. I don't think the holograms are real.
Dendi Pudge. Support acts be like...
Pretty fair. Pretty true. Pretty true.
It's good.
They buy cosplayers for each hero to stand on stage. Now, you're a genius.
Is that a dot of dog blog post?
Congratulations to spirit champions.
This is just a blog post, right?
It's kind of cool, actually.
If you missed any of the broadcasts, I want to rewatch some of the
iconic plays.
Yeah, I know.
All right.
Massive influx of drug players is a, I don't think the hero is that bad.
That's the funny part.
Announcement? New year on XTI? No, no, no, guys, Valve always be lazy right after TI, always.
AI blog probably slop.
ISROG caught in 4K. Marvel rivals? Shit.
He's probably gooning to the anime characters there.
It's understandable.
A comic about time-lapse. Let's see.
Weaver and Sniper? You don't match for me, Weaver.
I've been the best markmasters as a little kid.
Told ya, bug. We're not done here, but you're right. I can't defeat you now.
They're giving me such a brilliant idea. See you soon.
Where'd that bug go?
Alright, son, just shoot the target basic on. Yes, Papa.
Shoot the kill. Aye, sir.
Found you, little shit.
Yeah, it's troublesome. That's it. I must go further. What is this? Pass of the past.
There you are. Pescalar thing. I might have met you as a kid as a baby. Oh, playing with
your toy. What is that grenade? Okay. That's a better comic than Valve. Seeing Source
one feels so weird nowadays this was source one holy shit that does feel a
little bit weird it's a classic though what the fuck was that leap speed
earth size fucking diving huh
like a hand and we pussy out what are they doing
What am I watching? Is there sound to this? Oh there is. This is a next level drive. Well
played.
I mean, it looks better than Modern League. What are you talking about? Holy shit, the
sources the goats. Okay. I think we got it. Yeah, I have 90, 27 K pants points and draw
from 99% of 24th. Did people talking about this for fantasy point? I don't know. Guys,
they haven't settled it yet. I could be below whatever. I think I'm 98, but I couldn't
get below. I hope I don't, but they shouldn't have shown the calc before they finished
right they're still calking right now i think i think they're still calking
yeah i've even read it's going on shut the fuck up about fancy
okay that's it
whisper i feel a bit upset this something everything they've done with tai long affected me at
ti oh shit new excuse just dropped fucking hell everything that everything tai long affected
me too like I didn't know what to do I opened the mainstream I got banned by
Valve and I was heartbroken I couldn't control myself I don't know it's just
too much going on in my life
Dai Lung, the beginning band I don't know, Dai Lang
Bancho, a famous content creator who had an interview
Yada Yada with Whisper
I haven't wanted to touch on the topic it's not too long because it it's
It's like something, maybe something I might say could hurt KG or the other players.
I think regarding how they felt, not everyone, because I didn't feel that way.
I think KG and Yuma, I think especially KG a lot more, they felt very happy, you know.
They were able to get him out, or do this thing happen with the ban, all that with
PGL.
I think they felt satisfied.
I mean, they were probably satisfied they get to play TI, right?
For my part, I really felt bad for him, because at the end of the day he's a kid.
17 he shared all the time. He's been a heroic with me
He did everything together to talk trash about everyone and we'll go off the side and talk trash about someone. I
Had a really good relationship with him and the person you trash talk with you have a good relationship with
Even though we still talk he still status me. We still talk
Oh shit. Tylong is still pulling the strings behind the scene guys
And it saddens me what happened to him and I hope he can manage to appeal something
So maybe I don't know give him fewer years
years. That's it. I think they felt very happy, Estini and KJ more than anyone, and I feel
a bit upset with them at the end. They've done, has affected me at TI. What is this statement?
Not much in my head because damn, at the end of the day what matters, I'm going to play
TI, trying to give my best. But it does affect practice. I've spent all year with them.
Felt like we played, played with them, might have reached a better, better placement.
Oh, now you took it too far. You're flaming tops and you're going to place better
with Tai Lung? Well maybe, I don't know. Slamming Tapsen. And it's something I've reproached
the team a lot about when we're looking for the stand-in, like whether or not it's really
worth trying to do it, just to screw up our TI. So he's trying to convince his team to
not get the matchfixer out? This is a weird-ass comment, bro. I don't know. This is a
terrible comments. He's like blaming them for outing the cheater that was throwing in his games.
Like is this statement? Whisper basically saying they should turn a blind eye and done with TI. Yeah,
honestly, read Astinia's response. Okay, Astinia's response is most unfortunate comment I heard for
professional player recent years. I think some people don't understand real scale of this.
Imagine having your dream of winning TI taken away by someone fast fixing the game. Apparently,
what the severity of what happened isn't clear.
Thailand's ban by itself doesn't make me happy.
I even think he's the only one,
if even I think he's the only one needing ban,
it would be a shame for us as a community.
The part that makes me happy is the beginning
of dismantling a giant mafia,
where there are more than 40 players involved, holy.
It's close impossible to become a professional Peru,
because you're forced to third three to two
in the amateur teams.
I mean, that is pretty bad.
And it is a weird state,
a wish for a terrible statement.
That is a terrible statement for sure, right?
The Brazilians are also three to two and they just needed the proof to do it to get the correct bets
I don't even know this is fucking crazy honestly
It hurt them when they brought in a player who was banned of our alleged mass fiction
They shouldn't blame PGL valve enforcement rules. Yeah, it's kind of sound. He was like mad at PGL valve. I don't know
But he's blaming his old teammates plus Astini. I mean that too. It has blaming his teammates
Blaming his teammate that the cheating scandal had air and the cheaters didn't get to compete at TI.
Instead of blaming the cheater for cheating and the consequences of impacting the team's chances.
Very puzzling indeed.
Holy cringe takes from Whisperer.
Okay, I can't hear Dono's. Wait, let me, I failed, I fixed this yesterday.
Wait a second. Sound.
There we go. Yeah, I couldn't hear Dono's until now.
What I don't know say holy cringe take from whisper he's got a flaming cage in a scene for outing the mattresser
Yeah, it's really good Rex a rule. Thanks for 42 months tough kid Colonel daggers game gift the two subs. Thank you. Thank you. I
Think the audio works now. Let me just try to test it. I
Think it's working. Yeah, I think it's working
yo
that's hella weird
everything you need to know about the culture the guy sad the piece of shit
cheater is caught and outed what can you do
he's sad the kid destroyed his own opportunities and people are reveling in
that well
it is true
uh...
you can be sad that tyloom throw away his future also
at the same time but you can't use it as an excuse to blame the other
teammates that's hella weird
the press kid
any people smile wave zero
Bro, dude, these fucking headphones, I hate when I buy things and they suck, these headphone things. I'm so sweaty here. I think I'm going to be bald soon. One second, guys.
I can't have that around the house. I'm not supposed to eat this thing. I'm not supposed
eat the thing I finished the whole thing in a day today and yesterday I can't I
can't have this in the last bite I can't have it around the house it's
impossible I just keep thinking about chocolate man
it's good of course it's really not vibing well with my keto diet though
No, that was a hell of a weird unexpected unexpected thing.
All right, all right.
Any chance whispers comments suffered from the translation error?
That's true, Peer LB. We should, we should note that it might be a little bit related
to that. All right. I'll be jamming and singing an interview. Let's see.
Listen to my poopie.
I heard he mentioned me in this interview.
Damn, he's good. Basta.
louder.
Damn!
What the hell?
Damn!
Damn! What the hell?
He's popping bro
Cut that part the channel got the money or free things to make this video, but I was jamming some more
Holy moly that's good
Mosquitoes.
They're all pretty good.
Oh, she should make a band with the puppy.
I'm going to be the drums, guys.
Bam.
The triangle.
BAM!
The triangle!
He's trying so hard not to smirk, he's trying so hard not to laugh.
That's good though, right?
That's good though.
Hoppy's an angel and a demon at the same time.
He has two sides.
That was pretty good.
Not bad.
We saw this already. Okay, we went full full circle
Not bad Basta not bad. You gotta move. Oh gee lock my feature among your next the
Your next round our streamers mentioned in puppy interview. He talked about me. We need to have the timestamp
That's me. Good. Yeah. Is this my name? Anna Stefanowski. What if what is that? Oh, how does this my name?
You can't read this
They chose the right photo for me. Let's see, what did he say?
Okay, he's talking about Ramses. He's comparing with Ramses.
We need translation. Watch Ramses. Okay, here we go.
Okay, wait.
Even if you look at any caster right now.
I'm as he flames everyone.
Group.
Borksy.
He flames sometimes.
Oh.
Maybe that's how I need to start.
Maybe that's how I need to start casting the Russians are popping off. What the fuck are you doing?
It's a crystal. I need to faint flame everybody like I'm watching crystals. Maybe that's the that's the Russian way
Can't think that's the end of my mention though, all right, that's gonna find
You need to put everybody in equal playing field
everybody go playing cool
Now, but yeah, okay, that's cool. This looks like a good interview two hours longer than he played guitar
How did they make how did she manage to keep up his attention that long?
That's good. That must be good 250k views in two days. We made it guys. We made it
Am I gonna choose the drop cape if I get it. Yes, if I get it if I get it
All right, that's that's it for the news now. Let's go to the shuffle. Let's see what's going on today
Okay. Busters. Recorded in this wiki. Let's go. Let's see what else we got. Wait, they
have this coming up? September 2nd. That's pretty soon. Wait, that's really soon. August,
September. Oh, that's, we're gonna have a tournament coming soon, huh? Oh, that's
That's a long one. Okay, that's a that I did not expect 12 day tournament. Holy shit.
Let me see. Let me text them and make sure I get cold casting rights, guys. I should
to text them right now, I had it last time.
That's a new announcement guys, okay, I texted,
so I need to be ready for this,
I'm gonna forget the other ones.
That's a long tournament though, what the fuck?
I didn't expect that, I thought we were kind of like
free until the 17th.
We have the blast close qualifiers coming soon.
It says it's August 29th to 30th in two days,
but I feel like that's wrong, right?
Unchained EU.
Oh, no, it's starting in two days.
We probably watched this because I
think some of the TBD teams are interesting.
So I think we do variety today, and we do variety tomorrow,
and then this thing starts, right?
It should be good.
How am I 90%ile?
Oh, guys, don't look at the percentile.
They're still updating.
We'll see. All right, what else? Gorksi shuffle. All right, let's see. Pure is out. Oh my god.
Oh, wait, it's not confirmed. It's a rumor, but that's big. The rebuilding Aurora, etc, etc.
Bed-Poom team inactive, forming new roster. Yeah, what's new? How can I see what's new?
Can I see what's new?
I saw there was a Nigma rumor somewhere, can't I search for Nigma?
Why are so many people rooting for a Nigma galaxy?
They don't get it, they don't get it, new.
I can't find the rumor, brah, this is the rumor.
Oh, sorry guys.
I was, okay so this is, yeah sorry, sorry, I didn't look at my other screen.
Nigma galaxy, this is just a rumor, brah.
DigmaGalaxy would disband, the outlet offstage has indicated that, thank you, hotbud.
To us, GF80.
It has made decisions to dissolve entire Dota 2 roster, let us recall the sumail hinted
at the international base last tournament, but this is just a rumor.
Remarked that GF would return to an active side as Lorna become Aurora's new mid laner.
Well, I mean, it wouldn't surprise me, I guess, if Lorna left, but there was also
a decent one.
It's top 6 at TI, I was impressed, honestly.
up. But Nigma will never die guys. Nigma will never die. I feel like there's always gonna
be some sort of Nigma alive in our hearts at the very least. Alright guys, so what should
we do today? Is there gonna be a short chill stream? Should we just finish the GTA game?
I'm not sure what else we can do today. I don't know how long. Chat's saying 2 to
3 hours more but maybe we can squeeze in something else. And then tomorrow I wanna
do a long stream though we'll make it up to you guys tomorrow long stream because
we have I want to play through inner light was that what it's called no not
the inner light whatever the game was called I can't inner dawn I forgot the
name whatever the fuck the horror game will play through that tomorrow I think
that takes about eight hours we'll do that tomorrow until dawn yeah we'll play
that tomorrow it's gonna be longer stream it's a Friday stream right so we
can stay up a little later. We'll play that tomorrow, but let's finish today a bit.
Why don't you do a stream on YouTube now? Ah, because of the GTA copyright shit.
Why doesn't Loram stick to one team? You know, it's really good. I don't know
actually. I don't know why. Someone needs to ask him why, actually. That's a good
question. The calc is finished. You can claim your purple set, are you sure?
How do I claim it? I can't. The calc is not finished at all.
They're still calking
The global list seems kind of weird it says 23k, but I can't be right look guys. I'm like top 10 globally
That's not bad. Look. I'm on the global list
Oh
That's me
Zorg see
But I don't know what works, but maybe they start counting at 10,000
we going ocean docks gorge kinsane where are we going ocean docks gorge kinsane where are we
going ocean docks gorge kinsane thank you thank you zorksy thank you bro all right let me start
the up the game um hopefully i still have the password i didn't save it anywhere okay it's good
enough. There we go. Stealing my editor's GTA account. Let's go.
GH confirmed taking brain for two months by their analysts. Okay,
that sounds about right. I feel like many teams will take a
break. I mean, a tournament's coming up in five days. That's
crazy. What position am I on the list? No, no, no, that list,
I'm not that high, guys. My fancy didn't go so well. I think
it was a bagged list. It was a bagged list. I'm going to
clear that told me oh we're in a precarious situation guys I just realized
we're not in a good spot I'm a hundred came that oh I'm so cooked man I'm so
cooked okay was a guess yes and Andreas what there's 90k viewers on GTA 5 is
Is that all role players or what? I think so, right?
All role players.
Okay, fix graphics.
Move it over here.
Perfect.
All right.
Let's go.
keep and go boys let's go continue riding don't play Dota well we have Dota
we have the qualifiers come up soon I don't know if it's gonna be wait where am I
this really where I left off okay so we're minus a hundred Gs to the casino
it's rough times I got bullets and I got guns though as long as you have those
two things you can do anything in life
We're at the tail end of the game for those of you that missed the beginning.
I think we're at like the last few hours.
Unless I fuck everything up.
Which might be bad.
We can chill a bit today, we're not the rushes aren't we?
This car is pretty speedy actually.
Oh no, there's a rock there.
Jam on.
Your GTA 6 Netflix reveal is in 6 hours?
I don't think I can stream that, can I?
That's a Netflix shoot.
I don't even have Netflix.
Oh shit.
23 bucks.
signature move wait for it
She's relaxed
Oops, I was reading chat
They won't strike you they will come take your flat. Yeah, probably
And no more running over people
get raided in my driving 2 out of 10, I took that personally
ok that was... maybe not so right
what we can do, reaction starts, you mean like after it's been revealed it's gonna be out on YouTube?
but 6 hours from now, we'll just react to it tomorrow, yes
let's look at it tomorrow
after before we play a wargame you can look at it I'm curious to
fuck man okay let's continue our let's complete our high cops after me right
now though but I hope it's not a problem I can't even gamble I have no
money at all. Holy shit. Let's go do our heist. Maybe the heist will give us good money guys.
Let's go.
car and respray it so it looks like one of the regular trucks what about the
police escort whenever they move cash around they use police motorized
right exactly what I was thinking come on come with me and we're gonna go get
some cop wheels some cop wheels that's pretty casual you get the packer hit
the Julius through way and keep moving I still the bikes and get them to you
all right let's go get some cop cars you see four police bikes Jesus how do we
find four oops there was a sports car right there and I took this shitty car
I mean I know how to piss off the police have two stars after me the bikes will
come to me
Oops sorry, there's one less star.
Wait, I'm going towards the green.
Is that where the...
I used to play this on Gitario.
Is this where the police...
They want me to deliver them or is this where they are?
Let's see.
Oh, it seems kind of RNG.
What the fuck?
you
You
One more let's not fuck it up though, so that's three stars after us
Gotta kill cops to become a cop let's go all the jungle baby
oh shit holy shit these guys are all moving out of the way for me wait there's like three
closer there guy there might be urban victim train heart nah that doesn't look like they
have suits for me can I climb up here I think or is this optimistic fuck it's optimistic
I only have five minutes I can't fuck around
It's gonna be a bit hectic here trying to get this cop to re-go for the other cop thing
Maybe not maybe it's all calm
Holy shit, there's a lot of cop cars there.
Easy, boys, easy.
No, what did I do? What did I do? No throwing, no throwing now.
The chopper, please! No shoot! No shoot! No shoot! No shoot!
Don't throw this mission on three out of four.
Alright, we're good.
smooth smooth they never saw the heist coming
okay that's a dude take care of those bikes i get out of here
that's an insane mission i was off
respect
let's go back to the mission we can finish this mission now
We need I don't know what happens when they start trying to collect the bet
But I have some money in the other towns I can collect but I feel like this is more it's too little money is not worth it, right?
I like to actually try hard driving up, just cause Chats make the bottom back that high.
What's this close for here?
I don't know what that is.
Why am I even looking at close?
I can't afford close.
Of course I need to get out of there.
And double my money, two times, and then I'm ready for close.
It's all I really asked this way
Nice song
You're like
No, we don't answer the phone guys the phone is the death collectors don't answer that shit
Ain't about that life
Okay, we got the bites and woozy taking care of the uniforms
Now we just got to get an armor van and respray it with the calligalus casino logo
Why don't we steal one while it's on its rounds that way we can make some money too no
I want to get the crew caught up in some street level jack and it could get up
I I have an idea another idea. Have you ever seen those helicopters? They used to lift heavy loads
Yeah, oh no
Sky cranes we could lift the whole truck and take them to someplace safe, and we need to steal a sky crank
Unfortunately, I'm not a stonelands
Hey, don't look at me see you gotta do everything
I feel like my chopper riding skills have gone a lot better though guys, I'll be honest.
It's doable.
the helicopter for military fuel dump.
That's a way nicer car.
I don't know about my plane skills, my chopper skills, yes.
What if I get a haircut then just run away?
What can I do?
Ooh, they moved out of the way, huh?
They didn't want to die today.
you
You
Holy shit, they popped hard. Let's keep an eye on our left
I thought we were clear that guy
Yeah, we have a body armor here on the right. We need to get that HP there. It's all good
Hold up. Okay, I swear kill that guy like four times full HP full armor easy. We're back
Okay, this is not an easy mission
Let's run this way
Good watch the rooftops watch the rooftops
away from shoot and then you take the corner boom easy that's a yes CJ that's
exactly what I wanted you to do how did you know that's how you climb a stair
how did you know hey what was you saying who was you saying Basta have
have two gunships to intercept you, and to get there fast, the gunships won't go...
B. Holy shit, into an ammo, that's a good stuff.
else easy for a CG fuck there's another gunship I can hear one no that's my
chopper that must be on a chopper go go go go go
Oh no, I have to drive it!
I've got to go up!
I got all the controls How do I go up, up, up, it's just holding
mouse I think
the
person for boosts you press all that for to get better sound
mother fucker
I don't need no boost again now we're back optimal chopper in the coming on
I feel like if we jiggle, we're faster.
Look at the jiggling.
Pretty quick.
This is a real shuffle shot.
Jiggle jiggle. Okay, we have lower magnet up and down
You see we're just up and down. I didn't read any of the other controls though
Almost there get this van
Okay, now we need to chill a bit
Ah, we did it.
Now, let's get safely out of here.
Stop swinging around, stop swinging around!
Chew!
Ah!
Holy shit, it's like a piñata.
Oh my god.
That's lethal already.
That would fuck up the chopper so much.
I've never seen this casino.
Man, what a mission. Look at this card genius.
Fucking lying around.
I think we're on Los Angeles, and then we're somewhere else, and now we're in Las Vegas.
Basically, video poker machine, it's a sign guys, it's a sign.
Don't begin revenge on it, but I can't win on that thing if I win once I'm back
Holy this can this car kill me how am I gonna drop this car later?
What is this mission
get the car calmed down a little bit fuck it was a long drive raise magnet oh
yeah you're right why not
that's better a right good thinking just good thinking smart
We've gone pretty fast, right, I feel like?
We'll don't bump into this?
Oh my god.
Okay, we're almost there.
We'll see.
The last one?
Fun, it's Jill.
A few days break from Dota.
We'll be back with Dota, apparently on Saturday, I think, in two days.
We're back with a little bit of dollar
Tomorrow we'll do a horror game though. Oh my god. Oh my god. I wasn't thinking I'm sorry. I'm so close. Oh, don't fuck it up now
Yeah, let's smooth landing here
What's happening oh don't choke this what is happening the car the car is moving me
I
Guess alright pick up the bank. It wasn't good enough land it. No, it was good. It was good land the helicopter
Okay, clutch, clutch, clutch.
Hey, CJ, you never see Scoon Maze main.
Not bad, not better topper than I thought.
He insisted on driving here himself, he could be anywhere.
What happened to the James Woods guy?
Alright dude, I'm out of here, I'll see y'all later.
They should be amazed, I just literally did everything.
I think we already did.
This is just flight school shit. We don't have to do anything here.
Let's...
Can we get an airplane out of here or something?
Can we grab this chopper to get out of here?
But do we need this for the mission?
No, not the phone.
Okay, good. Good. One ring is good.
Should I get into this? I don't know.
Oh, fuck it. I'm going to the mission.
Here, bro.
Hey, look here. It's the love giant.
Am I being stupid right now?
I had a girl first in a plane.
Jetpack? I guess I could, but why not the chopper?
With the jetpack, we can listen to music.
Woopty, they're so nice.
Softlock? I feel like I might get softlocked.
Oh, I'm risking and risking in the softlock.
We only need this chopper for the mission and we only needed to get the van anyway, right?
Remember this mutt chopper is not for the mission chat. I thought of everything
Scares and Thresh mafia, not that secret should fuck with
But I can sell this chopper for like millions and I'm only down 100k and they're crying come on
Those landed up here.
This is our casino, right?
Never seen a better landing in my life.
Chiba no not that cell phone
Oh
What past
You should know you can't rust the seduction of a lady. Oh that lady
the gimp lady
After seducer
I can't afford to take her on the base though
That's what I got to do. Oh
Shit
I need to date her. I didn't know that I
Get these grenades. I don't have some other mission here. We can do this. Maybe we'll give us some money
Mr.. Run father
gentlemen can I have your marks please gentlemen or shall I say
partners. A lot like that.
Okay, what are we doing here? That's it?
What happened? I'm a partner now. You have to
alleviate my debt a little bit.
Hook me up bro. Oh my chopper. My chopper is here. Okay I gotta go
date the girl. Where's she at? She's uh here probably.
Dude, if I show up in a chopper, for sure I'm getting laid.
Let's go fuck.
Hello?
Carl, it's me, Kent.
The Leone family has made their move.
Salvatore's here.
Now, he's taking over Caligula.
We're screwed, it's war for control of Intourist, man.
War, war!
There's word of some triad visitor, something that should keep him busy.
I'm calling from the bathroom.
I gotta go, I really gotta go.
Let's go fuck them up there.
Yeah, let's go there.
Let's go back, Casino, instead.
Take the chopper.
you
I was gonna send some of the boys over as a little welcoming committee, but maybe you
can take care of it.
You know what I don't have my guns, but you won't regret this.
You are Rosenberg.
I don't want you getting yourself lost.
Fuck.
I mean this time for the Iron Fist, CJ the Iron Fist, no?
Alright.
I don't know how we're gonna do this, guys.
I don't think you're meant to be in this part of the game, 100k in depth with no guns.
Steal a plane in the hangar, alright I can do that, fuck a plane.
Can make some money by doing wheelies guys, look.
How much am I making?
40 bucks! I'm getting out of there!
Okay.
Yeah that's...
Classic, okay here we go.
Last time I got into a plane it crashed my computer.
The landing gear
We're going I know we're going here
I mean I've never seen a better plane driver than me
I'm trying to remember the shoots with them. H, no. E, no. R, no.
So I don't know. I'll figure it out.
for
kind of game some high
with those goods
good uh...
play right there
yes, apparently going this way
who needs fire-chute, who needs guns
got my piss brothers. Going to end, finally. The legendary end mission.
Oh, I'm not going through the Bermuda Triangle, though.
Okay, we made it. It's up now. I don't like the sound of that. There it is. What am I
supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? Just crash into it or what? What am I supposed
Get behind the plane
Am I even going forward which way am I going? Am I going slower than that airplane?
come on faster I'm holding w
gotta get some acceleration going
but guys the plane is faster I'm gonna lose
how am I supposed to go
I'm trying everything.
What am I-
What?
How?
That'll make some money.
Fuck, I didn't make my money at all.
Why is the plane so slow?
low I don't understand right like planes they go forward because the engine right like why is
the night on board okay let's go okay I won't fuck it up this time I'm gonna get more acceleration
from the thing
I'm not even on the ground anymore. Alright, I'm just gonna hold W. That's it. Nothing
Anything else with W? I'm going towards the legendary end sign.
Holding W.
This, while friends skip 45 minutes, I might not fail, might not complete this mission here.
I feel like I'm going faster right now though, alright?
There's only double.
you
You
More weather already a little something man from what I hear we got some fog blowing in off the sea
so everybody out there driving please go double you're not holding double holy shit
this thing is fast go tailgate watch your space yeah it's always there for
the following day so i'm letting you know on radio no samples
hey classic
It's not fuck up the landing though, we need to slow down a bit, which is the strip right
there, right?
Yeah, just line it up.
Have you ever seen a pilot land like this, guys?
I
Know the bad 15 genes
Damn like I'm gonna get a phone call to jump up
no reception? fucking i'm using the jet
the thing about the jet is i don't know it's gonna be a bit tough landing this
maybe i shouldn't use this i'm gonna die again but i i don't even get to keep the
pistol
let's not use the jet let's not use the jet
alert!
okay we're good
Oh, there we go
Carl you get that dossier. Yeah, I got the files. What you want me to do with
This guy still in the devil's castle, you know it. Yeah, I'll find it. I know you will
I see there
girl
1 out of 50 guys, I'm going completionist.
Actually, I can't be bothered walking. I'm taking one of these planes at least.
I own this Airstrip, don't I? Should I be making money on this?
I'm not sure if I'm doing the right mission first, but I'm only 85 in death. That's not bad.
They're improving.
Plus one lock so I can gamma better. I didn't know there was a lock skill. That's why I've been losing the whole time
Actually speedrun what was that?
Five stars over over area 59. Oh
Fuck fuck fuck fuck five star police five star police jet fuel
you
Samu and I'll see you in the next life
Who the hell is this Spanish guy?
I don't like dude you got a whack him with a shovel in this situation ain't got a choice deep enough for two
You're the next one, he's gone silent, man.
Shut the fuck up, scum!
And it's Officer Pulaski to you!
Fuck you, die!
He's dead deep enough for two.
What just happened? I'm not getting killed?
Killed Pulaski, alright.
I had him, I feel like that.
There's a Pitman over right there.
I'm gunned son, I'm killin'
Caesar
Shit, I don't know how to kill him without a gun guys
It's gonna escape, okay
around and shit. Fuck you, Polasti. Fuck you.
That's fucked up. That's fucked up.
Can you stop driving?
Please, I have no guns to threaten you with. Just stop.
He's just going this way now?
He changed the directions.
Just...
Oh, this guy.
I don't have guns.
I thought I was gonna keep ramming him.
Now he goes this way.
I have to keep ramming him.
I hope I don't get mission failed.
If I had a gun, I would've killed him right away.
Shit.
Wait, just bump into a cop.
Please, get him.
That is cool, actually.
And he keeps going.
Eventually he'll get stuck, right?
Like, keep on him.
Fuck.
What the fuck is he doing?
He reset! Oh my god, he's bugabusing!
He's bugabusing! He went off the map and he reset!
Oh my god!
He's AI-ey! Well, he just matrixed my ass!
What the fuck just happened?
I get mission failed now, I don't deserve it.
Yes?
No.
Come on bro, let's die!
I bet this guy eternals car chase.
I might run out of fuel in GTA.
It's maneuvered?
I- it's maneuvered my own ass.
Polanski!
Nooooo!
In a car.
The car-
okay we're going in yeah yeah how do I kill them without a gun okay I have a
plan I'm a plan
I have to open I mean I'm doing the trying to pitch maneuver but maybe if I
kill a clock along the way I'll get a gun and then I can kill them guys it's
It's actually a hard mode mission, huh?
Okay, just...
What's my plan?
The same plan I had last game, except for if I see a cop, I'll go for the cop next to me and I'll kill him
with my fists and then maybe I can get him.
Rob him out of the...
Ooooooh!
What about that?
Wasn't that sick?
did i get him? get out cj!
yes! it works somehow
nooo!
i... yeah... i'm a gun
i'm a gun
it's so hard
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay, and we have to get him out of the car, and when he's out of the car, we grab a car
and we run him over, new strat.
We need to somehow pin him to the wall here.
This looks okay.
Let's get out.
I almost had it.
This is where it's important to save, guys.
I should have saved it before I died of my helicopter death.
But I don't have to go through this.
What the fuck you call me?
The cop just called me an idiot.
That's a cop too.
Kill cops. I know it's gonna be a lot easier.
Okay, okay I can fight him. I can fight him. Or should I get into the car and run him over? I'll get in his car.
Yes.
Oh, we did it!
Not feeling so fucking fully yourself now, huh?
strategy
Any last request yeah
Can I fuck your sister you asshole to the end got based saying that at the end too?
Fuck motherfucker. Can I did I get his gun? I'm still gunless. I couldn't pick up his gun
Yeah, oh well, that's not good
Passive is right where we go where we're going you
The heart I guess we don't have much more here unless we have a phone call coming
Do we do we do
Okay, okay, let's go back to the casino first. It seemed like he was in a rush
Just took my car that guy drove it away
I mean, I'm down to find some cops and kill them. I don't know how else forget guns. I can't buy them
We're just in a van now.
Your gun's all over the map?
I don't- oh!
Is there a cob up there?
What is that?
Ah, it's a tow truck.
I didn't plan anything here, but I'm sure it will work out.
Spin, spin new, spin new!
Hold, hold, hold, hold!
Oh
Four dollars
Is it far to the casino, where are we going all the way there, okay, it's pretty close to the room
Finish the heist again a bit I do have to finish the heist yeah
Yeah.
Who am I now?
Am I at the airstrip or at this area of 51?
What is this?
It's a chopper there.
Is this my airfield?
What is this airfield?
Fuck!
Five stars?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
I saw a chopper there though.
Can I get to that somehow?
can five stars no CJ you don't get time for this shit stop CJ you're gonna get
blasted clutch get to the choppa hide here first
tactical and now we go
yep, cool
we're cool
we're not cool
don't shoot me
I'm evasive maneuvers, evasive maneuvers
evasive maneuvers
they can't hit the shit, no way
Jiggler, they can robbie jiggle, they're hitting it!
I don't know how many of these shots I can take.
Okay, maybe I'll spawn at the hospital in the city now. Okay.
There's just a splash here.
Oh shit, it's a mafia!
Let me know sure I don't have a gun. We have to kill a random cop. There's a cop
We have to fuck him up. We have to get a gun. We have to be able to defend ourselves. It's my constitutional right
Fuck two cops. Wait, you're even gonna go to all you got is like stick
Okay, we got a gun
Get the hell out of here
Need more ammo. Okay. Let's go
How many guns? How many police officers?
you
I'm basically already plus I can feel it
Maybe we can go again on the blackjack table quickly. I just need to win like a couple doubles in a row
I don't know why it hasn't happened yet. I feel like this game is rigged
thousand dollar and no we gotta go bigger hundred years of it
double or nothing three times
fuck this
why am I doing missions one hand a blackjack I'm not even enjoying myself
I'm an idiot now, but when I double my money three times that then I'm a genius
Thank you
Do you know how much balls it takes to stand on here and sing a song like that?
It takes guys
I'm sorry, we're just looking for something with a little more
We're doing auditions
Look at how more mass appeal than a song like small but perfectly formed
women want me men want to be like me
This casino game is hard work. I thought it was just a case of opening the doors and letting suckers give you
They money
I'm getting bored here. I'm trying to do business not audition midgets people have reduced stature
Yeah, yeah, I said people reduced that
It's when are we gonna get some real talent in here time for cox stars singing
Man dog. Yeah, fuck it. Oh mad dog clean, dude. That's good news man
Hey, was cracking ready to take it to the stage again
Easy CJ. Come on man one step at a time. No my most ready, but we can get OG locked man
He owes us a favor. I want to go home now CJ. That's cool, man. I'll take you where's home my mansion
baby yeah i heard about that place drug sex all that shit yeah you know it yeah i've been there
i mean i've been there uh sus yeah nice crib thanks player we could do with a place like that
to set up the ls again wait for sweet um get back home god damn get out this midget game
get out of this town i'm in debt man fuck this shit come on man what i saved your life man
My mansion ain't big enough only got 19 bedrooms. You heard you what the hell all right, man
My mansion's been seized IRS
No, not exactly. I can't text
Nobody oh, gee look oh, gee look
All right big pop big pop big pop
Man, you got your multi-million dollar mansion to a motherfucking pusher, you know CJ these things happen
I was powerless. You fucking degenerate. It says me hundred came that much. I'm a broken one guy snort
It's not my fault CJ man. I should have let you jump
Come with me all of you we all going home fuck degenerate. Yeah, my shit together over here
You'll know it
I'm not doing a heist whatever the heist
I need the money from the heist.
I don't know, I know I'm coping. I feel like it's the blackjack tables in the game in the rig.
Like actual.
keep me safe you be careful I will I see you in Los Santos me and you gonna go
in to clear the place out good idea the element of surprise so the rest of the
crew can move in in peace okay let's go let's fuck him up I got gun with 24
bullets I'm ready
Vinewood.
Is this where the casino is?
Oh no. Where's Mansionous?
What am I looking at?
Oh shit, we're coming in.
Did I get Uzi from the other place? I hope so. Hope I got to keep that shit.
that shit holy shit that guy got wall hack you ever jumped before you just jump
up and pull the cord forehead.
I have invincible! Hey, wait up!
I feel like they're all gonna die.
Wahoo! Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Whee!
It's floating there.
It's floating in slow.
Floating in slow.
Whee!
This is so slow, I don't think I can do it faster, guys.
Huh?
Oh, shit!
Well, that's one way to do it.
What?
Did I click F by accident?
How did I spawn here?
What just happened to me?
Your brain stopped working?
Yes.
What's up, Mr. Brother?
What's up, man?
You okay?
What happened, Buck?
I forgot about this guy.
Yeah, I'm surely going to get this guy out.
I'll get him out eventually.
Definitely can't pay off the guards though.
I ain't doing shit for the sweet guy.
There's no cars here.
Shit.
Actually no cars.
Okay, so we're in the middle of the streets, we're back to having no guns and we're gonna
go back to the mission again.
I don't know what happened but I think it bugged out, guys.
Who just shot me?
Actually need a gun, so.
Okay, it's already too hot here.
I pressed F. I refused to accept that I pressed F.
You know what?
You know what it is?
Okay, wait.
As I'm yapping, I turn around my car.
I don't know what it is.
You know what it is, guys?
I think my keyboard is a bit cooked.
This is a nice car.
I managed that.
Thank you. Don't have more in two days, brother.
Some two out of ten driving here.
Okay, we're making it.
I have no money to play on the tables.
Unless they play on the million dollar table, then my bet suddenly increases.
If they let me play on that one, I don't think my gambling skill is that high.
Okay, let's try again this mission.
I don't know what happened last time.
We can skip through the cutscenes now though, it's okay.
You think they'll let me play in the million dollar tables, guys?
I feel like I deserve it. Let me just see. 100k? 100k? I don't think they'll let me.
I
Skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip okay, let's not press anything not pressing anything
I am invincible
Let's drop our parachute pretty early. I forgot the key I forgot the key I
Actually don't know the key for the parachute
Yes, then I missed a mansion and don't tell me I failed the mission
I pressed F e q r
I mean I can make it there I mean in my after.. don't tell me mission failed
don't tell me mission failed
as far as.. don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it..
it's close enough.. it's close enough, it's close enough.. yes okay we're
good we're good Get to the roof we can get there
I was a bit worried did I get a gun by the way I never picked up the gun health
mission what's happening here it's good they're killing each other before I'm
there
I don't know what I got there I don't even have a gun okay oh gun it's got
a bad gun? Yeah.
How much health do you need?
This guy is just spawning there.
Oh look, a gun.
Fuck, he shot me a little bit, let's go pick up- oh fuck I didn't see this guy, he's
hiding by a smoke.
Where are these guys coming from, fucking rats?
Oh sorry, I didn't mean to.
I'm out of gun.
I didn't pick up any guns.
What happened I run up I picked what is happening with my guys I feel like I have some cursed copy of GTA
I think I have the bug rubber jump version
I should run around look like
Okay, it's good as good as good
What do you mean stick the donut?
I did not have a gun man
What are you going to do?
Stick the donut
Like this guy was gonna fist them all
Yeah I pressed every button I think it's E
Yeah let's go let's go
We got it we got it
It's not that easy
Let's do the jiggle physics
I feel like we just need to land
I don't think we're gonna make it all the way anyway.
Oh, PUBG thread, the jiggling.
It's left click, someone said.
Oh, maybe that's what it is.
I'm pressing every other random button.
Okay, we're almost there.
Yeah, ooh.
Okay, let's go.
Nice place to start again, I need the music again.
Yeah, I hope they left a gun for me again because last time...
Easy pull up.
Fuck, I didn't think this through.
Sprint CJ, sprint!
Okay, there's no gun there this time.
Okay, there's a gun right there.
What?
let's make sure we get ammo not waste any okay we got more ammo let's get a
little bit more ammo and then not greed okay I fucking spawned on my ass are
Are you serious?
You wanna hold him? Huh?
Son of a bitch.
Oh, it's like it's hurt. I'm not on the roof.
BODY ON THE ROOF!
PUTCH.
Come on, some lead in you, huh?
Oh, it was like bug because I wasn't on the roof, you know what I mean?
I think I was supposed to be here chat that's why it was like they were infinite spawning
Yeah we're good I think now we're good
Ok we're going this way yeah
I see I see I mean I was it was buggy
Heavily outnumbered but if we all keep our heads we should kick ass
Holy shit what a crazy person
I
His music
Okay, it's clear what you gonna do now, huh?
What what oh just popped out of nowhere
I don't trust them clearing the rooms
What a bad guy, I can't tell
right down the phone
What you gonna do
Fuck
You got a death wish fuck don't lose now don't lose now you got this clear
Fuck you pop
No one left in here you go ahead CJ. We'll hold the balcony. I'm so low
I'm so low. I'm like two shots. Maybe even one
We gotta be precise here. We gotta be precise. We gotta watch angles. Yeah, they're coming
out of rooms out of nowhere. This guy is hiding in the plant here. Trying to fuck me up.
I swear I saw a guy here. I'm really scared of this corner, but I'm gonna go this way.
Yeah, got a gun in your face, huh?
HB, run for it!
NOOOOO, he's a camper, he's a camper, he's baited me with HB.
Why is he just not looking at him?
I'm gonna kill my own
What do you have in here?
Okay, we don't need it yet.
Room clear!
This room's clean!
No one in there!
Yes, a gun!
No one left in here!
Okay.
Room clear!
Go ahead, CJ.
I'll hold the balcony.
What happened to the B armor?
There.
There's more.
I didn't notice these things.
I should have checked the rooms, actually.
I would have had full hold-out.
Where are you shooting from? One behind?
Ice cold brother, ice cold.
Ice cold kill is what they call me.
No women are innocent.
Okay, this guy I know where he is now, you piece of shit.
Full HP voice, let's go, oh, we're back!
I'm back!
Can I play the Arcade here?
I can.
Okay.
You chose the wrong house to rob, fool!
You wanna get shut up, huh?
Fool.
I'm chasing him.
We can jump scare.
Where are you at, fat boy?
Where are you at?
You don't know who you're fucking with, do you?
You enjoying yourself?
Any camper in here?
Nick camper near
Like a sniffing like smell
Leave no witnesses, you know I'm saying I'm not wearing a mask. Yes. You think I'm being stupid or what?
I didn't you say I'm a fuck with you
There you go.
Bigpapa left the mash and fall, we're coming.
Mask off for real.
Alright, alright, holy shit.
Okay, there was a lot of armor and stuff around the mission there, otherwise that would have been a little bit annoying.
Where are you running? That's a nice car actually.
That's chasing me, that shit car in the back.
God damn it.
Oh.
The Chevy, the Chevy.
The pink one.
We got a gun guys, full armor, full body armor, only $999,000 in debt or $99,000 actually.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, what's happening in this car?
Fuck them up.
Did we kill this guy just for buying the other guy's house?
Out!
You've given back Mad Dog's mansion.
Plus respect?
How much am I getting money wise here?
I'm not getting any money from the semi
It's respect for real my car stopped burning. That's good
Hey good, but what we doing all this shit for man fuck I
Need the cash wait don't we have like some shit to collect around here guys
I feel like we're close to our collecting agency, but I don't know where we have it
I don't think it's anywhere here. I think it's in the other town
Think we're gonna get a phone call. Let's see
Waiting for a phone call, waiting for a phone call, there we go.
Had a feeling.
Yeah, let's look and do the heist, bro.
This heist is finally gonna get me out of death, guys.
CJ's story will be complete.
Honestly, they couldn't have written a better story themselves.
You have to pull off the greatest heist because you are in debt.
Makes sense. Why else would CJ do this?
For the love of the game, I'll see maybe it's up there.
Got a different...
I've heard this song too much.
I'm not
Who's I
Wait, I'm not driving towards the correct thing. I'm just driving towards my girlfriend right now, right or the
Wait, where am I going?
Maps
Where's the where's the mission at?
Heist we need to go to the heist
Heist, heist, heist, heist, heist.
Guys, blind or no? Blind or no?
Huh? Where the heist at? Where's the dragon at?
Oh, pretty much a pizza.
Dragons, yeah, I'm looking for dragons.
Pop North Hearts. Oh yeah, we have to do this first anyway.
Right, you're right. We have to get the key card.
You have to go sleep in the gym suit.
Oh shit!
It's not England, mate.
Shit's fast.
of
the way
the
the German channel we found the family
Let's go oh my girlfriend god you look like a badass what I'm like 1% fat
Hey, and how you doing need a key card? Oh is it? It's called call Jans
Guys it's Carl good
a fucking great fucking amazing I got a need for accounting in the sound engineer and I thought of you and Paul
Fucking amazing Paul's great with figures, and I'd make a fucking amazing producer. This is
This is fucking great amazing. Yeah. Yeah, whatever you say man, but look see you soon
Okay
What does that get a little more exercise, honey? Oh
He won't sleep with me unless I'm going to the gym.
Sheet.
I've had all that muscle before for what?
That's what you mean?
Tell me fast, Orr.
Sounds like I don't make sense.
I can't afford eating, though.
How am I going to build muscle?
We're in a bad spot.
Fuck, I lost all my muscle on purpose, chef.
I lost full muscle before.
Now I gotta work out for a girl.
Come on, man.
How do I get into the stream upstairs?
It's kinda cool.
Alright.
Not that guy.
We need some weights.
Let's go here.
Fuckin' 110s baby, it's easy work.
I'm shoulder pr-
you
I
Still not fit enough for this girl
Bro, you're a valet or something at the casino come on who I gotta be
I'm CJ motherfucker
Okay, we need to find somewhere to sleep fucking out. This is the hardest part. Yeah, let's go to the airport and sleep
Let's lie back. I guess I don't know. Is that the play?
Why get I guess
what? who shocked me?
I'm glad we didn't try to finish this yesterday
I need a car, where the car is at?
Wasting my body armor bitch ass. Can I go in there?
Kind of low-key when I complete the vigilante missions at some point probably good money to actually
Okay, there's the fall of the train tracks here
Hey everyone, let me have vigilante on the way
I can't believe I thought I was going to finish this yesterday.
I was like I didn't leave enough game for today, but maybe I did.
Where's the radio at?
They don't have radios cops, man.
We're gonna get fit for the knees, then we're gonna get the key card, then we can start
the heist and then we'll be out of debt guys, and then we're back.
We'll have a jet pack here.
Oh money!
We can collect money here!
Guys!
We're getting out of debt!
How much was that?
4G's or something?
Ah!
Yo, chill.
Chill!
Let me sl- let a homie sleep.
I ain't stopping, punk!
Alright, let's jet- Actually, I don't want to jet back. I feel like it's kind of lame. Let's drive back.
Okay, we're ready- We're ready to go again for Denise. Let's go.
This way.
you
You
There's a couple murders a few gunshots and a steak it's a good day
Don't worry about it
So oh I have to really seduce this girl huh
When can I date her again?
Left a drive back to the airport? What is the submission for?
I'm kinda busy
Oh fuck, I didn't notice I was on fire.
I'm in the weirds, I don't want to die here, but I'm kind of stuck in the middle of a bad
place.
They don't want to go on the train tracks apparently.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck oh fuck that's on fire I'm fireproof I think I'm in a
bad spot guys I think I might be in a bad spot I need a goddamn vehicle
I need a goddamn vehicle vehicle spot holy shit they've been harder stealing
for my life make it on make it on make it on no
I
Don't shoot me no shoot don't shoot, please we cool
Stars and I'm one HP
It's good actually I wanted to reset anyway guys. I wanted to reset. I need to go on the day
And as long as I didn't lose any muscle. This is good. Actually is good
I need a good reset
Fuck was that and they blocked the way to the train tracks
And now suddenly grand theft auto yet, but we removed all the autos
enjoy
Yeah, we're going back to the date. I think it's reset now had a good night's rest in the hospital already
Now I already get cops on me
I wish I could kill her, guys.
you
I can have a chopper date for my girl and we get to collect money here good good
I see how much it's a little bit I guess chopping time
No, no police after us good good. All right
Go to the greenhouse keep going but no the greenhouse or how sound bought yet
Man CJ live in good for a guy in this much in this
Where are we let's go to her house. Okay, you guys want me to do the
Not that I don't mind a little caboose.
You want me to try the gimp suit, guys?
If I can, I'm gonna have to fly all the way to Los Santos.
It's not gonna take that long.
Have a chopper now.
I feel like she will fall for it right away.
I'll try the gimp suit.
I can't kill her, I tried, I tried.
apparently a chopper is not impressive enough and they have a gimp suit
alright let's fly home then we're flying all the way home over here right
I so far guys it's so far fuck it I'm not trying to take you around on a date
nah I don't know if it's gonna be two dates too annoying let's just do that
let's do the thing let's do the gimp suit let's try as I remember when we
out if they put it somewhere in the inventory it must be somewhere at home then.
Is this even faster than a bike? I feel like a bike is low-key faster.
This is like smoother you know.
Quite slow. That's why we're chilling.
We can bike back
Press E, you don't do anything
Is this our town? Yeah, that's our town over there. We can see it. Uh, we're going to
We're going to our hood, right
What's our hood here?
Or maybe here at cj. Let's try there. Let's try there at the mission. Maybe there'll be some here
Oh at the sex shop maybe give some to you.
DJing the same anymore.
This was a weird mission for sure though.
Put the truck.
We have to gain muscle, we have to get a gimp suit, I mean if I knew it I should have gone
on the gimp suit right away.
Maybe she wouldn't have cared about the muscle though.
Where's the shit up?
Below me or here?
This is loud.
somewhere it's down there somewhere that thing was going in same speeds by the
the way this fucks happened here mad dogs to be oh yeah this great sounds
but it knows you love.
What is going on?
What the fuck are you doing?
It'll just win you fucking shite you out. Hey, I can't be all responsible for dodgy gear. All right. Come on
Keep it together. Yeah, you can't fuck with his flow
Finally, I thought I'd never get through to you
What shit it's in?
Is that you?
What's happening here?
Torino listen, you gotta pull one last right now one second. I'm gonna sit the gate Carl
I'm tired of this to Reno. I'm outside. Let's take a ride. No, I'm eating things for me
This guy
I gotta go hit a market in meeting. I'll catch you later
Well, I'm gonna go sunshine. Yeah, sweet
Come on you having that you haven't that
I got the rap is pretty good
What happened to OG locks? Oh, we don't know. I knew you come anyway. Yeah. Well, that's an important right now
I'll bring you up to speed on the way get in. Well, look at CG giga. She had dual wielding pistols
Little does you know I don't have one
I
Long as this gonna take I got my own shit to worry about would you like to see your brother this week?
Yeah, what can I do? You just got a feel of military jet off an amphibious assault ship and use it to destroy a flotilla of spy
Ship's nothing big really shit. What I shit you Carl. There's a boat all the gear you'll need is on board
I'll keep you brief as you go die fuck miss me. How's this a mission?
What is this mission? I didn't expect this.
I can't see anything, I can't hear anything, I can't hear anything.
Okay Carl, the ship is board in the eastern base of Evil Bay.
That man we're doing government ventures on me.
Okay.
I
Not another swimming mission guys my weakness
Alright, made it.
Sneaky enough.
Find a control mode and switch off the sand sites.
Feel a melee... Oh dude, I wanna drive a military jet though, actually.
Do not alert the guards. Oh shit. Try not... Wait, said try not. It means it's not mandatory.
Well, that's one way to do a stealth mission.
Wait, it's dark and I don't know how you saw me run away.
I feel like this is the faster way anyway.
Speedrunner strat.
Scary.
Did you just go away with the jet?
Huh?
Have to go below?
What happened?
What is that?
Oh, we have to go to SAM site first.
SAM site.
Right, I remember now.
Here.
Yeah, it's here.
You camper!
Oh my god, he's him.
He's Neo.
Rear, rear, rear.
Still one of the MGs.
Alright, let's go to the one of the MGs.
I'm still South Missioning, right?
this is the way this is lower accuracy jay would never actually stealth
don't sneak around me i can feel it
he can't, okay
there should be a guy nearby here he was just here
the
death of the
death
of the
I don't know the controls, man!
I won't know the next time. Nothing was working.
One twelve the one twelve the one twelve get out of here
Fuck.
No, you escaped me.
Okay, this is not a speedrun.
Did you jump off the ship?
I think he jumped off, Chris.
He jumped off.
Okay, I don't know the controls!
I don't think so, it says hover though, right?
Hovering is not taking off.
The 112, okay now I'm actually speedrunning this.
Put this mechanic, we don't need to kill him.
Oh my god.
I'm never gonna be able to finish this mission.
I do not understand. It's not the same as driving a helicopter or the plane.
They didn't explain. They did not explain how.
Explain how.
Thank you.
All right. Let's try to figure out.
But nothing is propelling me forward, nothing is propelling me forward.
Nothing is propelling me forward.
Nothing is making me go up and nothing makes me go forward.
Nothing is making me go up.
I'm changing modes.
Nothing is making me go forward.
None of the keys.
I changed nodes too, I swear, on my life.
I'll try spacebar, maybe, I don't know.
Let's actually do stealth this time.
Maybe that will help.
Why are there more guards now?
I like non-stealth.
The alert is the best sound.
getting a bit rage baited by the game that they just put in a random aircraft
and expected to know the controls. Oh nice jump.
Okay, I'm just gonna sit in the aircraft a little bit.
I can spin. That's good.
Okay, let's try to build up some speed here.
And then jet mode.
Oh!
Yes!
Why are you not going forward, you piece of shit!
Just go forward, you have a giga rockets!
Oh!
Oh my god.
and
may be made a
a little bit?
Mayday! Mayday!
Please let me at least be flying the plane here.
Does anybody ever rage quit the game right here?
I'm getting angry.
just let him sound the alarm is easier
what is this jet the bro
made a mistake
this guy wasn't here last time he sounded the alarm, maybe it was too fast
Oh my bad.
Oh, la vato.
We're flying just fine. I don't know what happened. It was just fucked up, bro.
It's not like a plane, I swear. At least we figured out we have to get some acceleration, otherwise it doesn't move.
Alert, alert, alert, alert.
Just hover mode when you're there.
Yeah, I was thinking the same.
Okay, first and all, we want to be...
We want to be in this mode, right?
No, no, no, wrong mode.
playstation 2 ass fucking flying controlling bullshit fuck
That's saying it's an easy mission.
It is easy, it's the controls that fuck me up, brother.
I know though, I know.
I think it's easy, at least I don't know.
All the, all you have to do is fly the damn plane to CJ.
Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I won't fuck it up this time.
is it is it going
okay okay now when we get close we're going to go hover mode
What the fuck up?
What? Oh, countermeasure.
Countermeasure, countermeasure.
whatever we're just gonna spin in circles and hopefully not crash
spin in circles spin in circles down to a manager every now and then
As long as we don't crash or we'll win, fuck the Habermond dog ship.
How are they not sinking?
I'm like fucking destroying them.
ok, spy ship's control is good
where's the ship set?
we're not the ship, we're the air craft set
This was bad. This was bad.
I think I shot some of it there. There's a guy right behind me.
Countermeasure. Countermeasure.
Countermeasure. Countermeasure. I'm pressing countermeasure. I'm pressing countermeasure.
That's four missiles that's for sure kill five missiles that has to be kill
Now destroy the jets okay now the only thing is don't crash just don't crash
I don't care what happens with don't crash. Well, how do I see these jets there like behind me?
They're following me right dude am I am I top gun?
When I turn it's not easy turning around in this thing
What is it? It's not realistic my friend. That's not realistic what you're doing
Yeah, there we go
Fire will fire will fire will
I will.
Hell yeah, brother.
I think I said I wouldn't figure this out.
I think I fucked them up, right?
Woo!
Let's go!
You see?
Child's play!
Fuck you, Torino!
I never want to go through this again!
Oh
Okay, let's tell me the mission is over I don't read the wits take the jet anywhere on the landing strip
Help
I
Want to measure
Ah, what who's shooting me
get out CJ get out it was a good landing fuck this jet anyway
I have to get it there maybe if I just drive it there you know
the
move
guy the plane to the hangar of the head of the event
of the
I blew up my own chopper, that's mine! 50 Gs?
Holy shi- I mean I do deserve that after that.
That was the hardest mission in the game for SHOW.
I killed my own chopper dude, that's mine.
Fuck.
Why did I do that?
Now I have to get into the shitty plane.
Ah, alright let's go, let's go to our girl.
Now this one I can drive perfectly.
Give me a second.
Oh, there's a bike there.
I'm sorry.
The bike I've been driving.
3G is nice.
Slowly getting out of that, guys.
Slowly getting out of that.
Let's hover a bit for some money.
Follow the trains, EJ.
Okay, let's see how long it can wheelie, guys.
Longest wheelie EU.
Not working.
I can't do it while turning.
How did we not hear this song before?
It's the complete of the first mission trunks on the music.
I'm not at home right now excuse me oh
Oh, it's a time thing too.
Fucking son of a ass.
Umm...
Alright.
Let's go back to the CJ.
Son of an ass.
This fucking girlfriend shit's coming sick and tired, bro.
Let's just enjoy the road of it.
Ah fuck, man! Watch where you're going!
He's shit.
Oh, oh, really world record, really world record.
Hello.
63 is the most overdone though.
Right here, this is a straight line.
I've got a save right here, we can use a save maybe.
I think we're just at the wrong time, she'll be there at the evening, I'm assuming.
Oh my god, he's really mental.
Who is this guy?
$106.
Let's go.
Okay, let's save, I guess. Let's see what time we are.
2pm, I still a bit early, I think.
8 p.m. is a good time for a date, right?
Let's go.
One quick...
One quick check. I have to check something in here.
I think I left something there.
you
I
Finally made it home boys been years we've had like two meals since we were gone
Let's see if I have my suit in here
I'm gonna set a wardrobe, see maybe upstairs yeah?
World Street baby, special game suits, here we go. We gotta do what we gotta do for the
mission guys all right it's not my preference all right it's not my
preference or unless
the end of civilization is here we are self-important nihilists
let's go
run it down let's save once here
let's go
easy okay let's go
Let's go do the CJ mission I guess it's kind of on the way, let's go down.
Looks good though when you're riding a bike, it kind of looks natural.
I look like a superhero for real.
Hello?
He's a genie!
I was waiting here for you!
How are you?
I'm just focusing on the wheelie, it's too much.
Can you uh...
He's a mother's man.
Is that one of his telephone?
Are those difficult conversations?
Fuck that guy was arriving the wrong...
I don't know what just happened there.
I needed a new car I was tired of a bike
Why do people want to live on the hill I don't get it.
This is annoying having to go up that shit every time.
Fuck that shit right?
What's the benefit of living on the hill?
I like it on the other side.
Looks nice.
No cares.
Okay.
I'm just a man, a gimp, soup.
Okay, Mr. Man, a game suit.
I don't care how, I can't win, as it now.
You hear me?
Hey man, what the f-
CJ Evolved.
On the cover.
Hello boss, man.
Taking care of business, I see.
I do care.
We don't fuck you.
Almost lost my life out there for you.
I got just one tiny little thing for you to do, and then I'm out of your life
forever.
One more.
That was pretty bought cool
Oh, yeah double you
you right there all right so what was that little job you was talking about
Torino I just want you to go pick up your brother get out of here and then
what
We're gonna get a cool car
Slowly slowly
Oops.
How much money is this heist gonna give me though?
I hope it's enough to get me out of that, or at least give me a chance to gamble my
way back.
All man needs is a chance.
Unless it's rigged though, it's rigged for sure.
Imagine if they made it like profitable, kids would be like gambling addicts.
Our current generation would be full of gambling addicts, there's no way.
He recognized me.
to our new spot. We got a mansion, sweet. We've been putting in work. And shit is going
away. We got a stake in the casino. We got some insane shit in Fierro. We're getting
to the rap game. Hey man, let me get you some new clothes. Come on. New clothes? Nigga,
what the fuck is this bush? Bro, you lost a hood. What you mean man? What's mine
is yours and you know that. You never did get a ditching car. I need to go
check out things in the hood man that's a problem you always a perpetrator run
from what's real hey man shit's fucked up there you don't want to be in the hood
no that's exactly where I want to be what you done for a hood man what the hood
done for me always dragging me down ever since I got off the hood shit and
crack he right that's everybody dream to get out the hood you sound just
like smoke right now
Alright man, you whore, I'm gonna show you what's going on in the hood.
Alright, let's see what's going on.
Shit's all fucked up now, dude.
Yeah.
What you want?
It ain't no problem.
What's even fucked up?
Then I kill everybody in the hood and leave.
Man what is your problem?
Don't criticize my driving brother
What we doing back here man?
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, what about his blender?
It's really good, it sort of works
Yeah, what the fuck? That's Mars Blender
Fucked up
I was just there with changing into my gimp suits.
Kill any crack dealers in hood to keep your gang healthy.
Man, we're really going back to the hood with this one.
The gangmers high on crack, you won't be able to use them.
I kill with the gun right like whatever I ain't fucking gonna waste my what he's
immune
raised up out of here
don't create too much tension enough fixing everything fixing the hood one
kill at a time guys fixing the hood there's good people you know we're just
good people
money
holy shit
wait these guys carrying a lot of money on them
how much
holy shit 2g's
that's not bad
what what happened
what am i doing
where sweet that we're sweet
sweet
don't fuck with me guys don't fuck with me please
you don't know who you're fucking with
what has happened in this mission
let's get the fuck out of my hood the brothers
ain't no cops allowed, ain't no women allowed
who's allowed?
it's me and sweet 1v9, where we even going?
What are we doing man? I'm out of bullets almost, shiiiit!
What are we doing? How do we take back the hood for real though?
Hmm.
I'm gonna kill the ballers, yeah.
10 bullets on the dream.
He was looking at me for me.
That's going in my mind was a good
We should have me we should have me
We fucking there's so many of them
None of a bitch oh fuck actually that what the fuck happened I was not ready
shit the hood be serious right now okay okay we're locking in for this okay I
don't have infinite bullets as my problem kill all the ballless take the
oozy trying to lose HP I'm sure there's a better way to take over the hood than
this. Dude if someone is popping head shells like this you don't get close to me.
E. There's some swapping weapons, I have more weapons, good, good, I should be good now,
I should be good. I think the cops fucked me up a bit, it was good, no cops here now.
back the hood. You know what thing that happens because I use a silenced pistol? It was kind
of like oh body armor, sick. You ain't an innocent man you're dealing in my hood. HP,
where's this shit coming from? I didn't have this last time. Where's this fool? Where
Where you hiding fool?
Hey bro.
Now take back the hood, let's go.
Who's next?
We're taking it back for real.
Okay now, I think it was bugged last time because of the coughs maybe.
We just got to hold our ground here.
Okay.
Coming this way.
Holy fuck.
That's a whole firing brigade
Carl's a trained fucking
What the hell am I doing standing on the car?
That's not normal
Wrong wasn't built in a day never my brother can see a real pain in the ass
I'm not sure what's happening here.
Just a little bit apart.
Crack people are still in the house.
So I got a gift from beat up.
Come on now.
I can't do that.
Come on, sweet.
Come on.
Make sure you enjoy this.
This is a rich man's high.
All the players are doing it.
I know you're going to enjoy this.
Don't do it, sweet.
Don't do it.
doing it I know you're gonna enjoy this don't do it sweet don't do it yeah man
he's so easy oh what the hell are you doing shit
I just want to see what's so good what's wrong with you man man this shit
already destroyed the whole hood I might as well destroy me too man you
You don't need that shit, sweet.
What do you know about this?
This is what it boils out from now.
Come on, sweet, talk the smoke.
Hey, man, let's just steal your whore.
You can't see that?
This bitch talking nice to you
and this what you do?
Fuck.
You're gonna have to deal with beat up.
What?
Beat up?
We can have that shit right now, here.
Off your ass out of here.
Bitch.
That essay put dust in my weed.
What are we doing?
get to be dubs house
what's this guy wearing purple clothes on my hood?
we're back
funky blue sick, nice to hear what's up
you
He survived the first wave.
that shit
taking my money back
next wave, Monka
I don't know if I should switch to the AK, maybe it's better
second wave, okay good, good, good
is there a body armor somewhere maybe?
that group. Fuck. Sorry for watching. It wasn't that easy. I'm kind of taking damage.
Oof, alright, alright, we're cool, we're cool.
H group are there.
Oh, shit.
They can't aim this far, right, young man?
Not you cops, please. Not now.
Yeah, take care of them.
Balls.
Where the HP at?
Fuck, the HP despawn, yes.
Keep an eye, keep an eye.
I'm on HP.
Fuck.
I don't wanna die.
Go and confront Bidup.
Here we go.
Bidup might just one-shot me soon if he just hits me.
No, man, I'm sorry dog smoke fucking crazy. He bear no it just sitting the house thing other fools
What is business where it's smoke? I can't tell you that I can smoke fucking talk. He's still around nothing on me
Cuz I don't know only as lieutenants. No way. Yeah, I don't wet your shirt in the way
Bear a bear get the fuck out of here. What's up your lord ship kill these motherfuckers bear
I give you a whole quarter sack the handle that
Shoot him the fuck is wrong with you. You ain't here with the fuck I said
I'm tired. What the fuck you doing?
Come on. I'm tired of doing your fucking housework.
Damn bear.
What the fuck you do that for, man?
CJ man, come on. Put me back on the team.
Give me 20 bucks and I'm all yours, man.
That's for the pass.
20? I don't have 20.
I'm 100. I'm sorry.
20 is too much.
I got berries back, man.
All right. I'll see you in a minute, bear.
Where we going, sweet?
I got money
You see what I'm wearing I'm going to real low just trying to pay a shit back
you
I got some gimp suit appointment somewhere across town.
If you don't get this shit together, what you think this place gonna look like?
You always feel real good leaving the jobs half finished.
That's cold, sweet.
Man, we can't take care of this from no bitch-ass rappers' mansion.
Look, the world's bigger than this hood.
This is where our lives begin and where it's probably gonna end.
And don't forget where you came from, Mr. Uppity-ass nigga.
Now that ain't fair.
Man, that's too much.
Somebody just crossed out all the writing on the wall,
Disrespected you hood and you act like you don't give a fuck that ain't fair. Why do I give a fuck?
Okay
Have it's your way. Come on
So you got a plan yeah, I got a plan we're gonna roll in the bars hood and take it back for the growth
Okay, let's get close motherfuckers
Taking all the hoods back up
Why am I at the dorms? Don't ask, don't ask.
I don't have any body armor, I'm a little bit worried, hope I don't die.
I took some damage. Okay, nice one, bro.
I took damage before the waves even started, shiiiit.
What the fuck?
Pools!
Where these guys come from?
Shoot em smoke!
We got more fools coming for us.
Who's next?
Who's next fool?
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at, Holmes?
What the fuck?
Sweet, I mean, not smoke.
I don't wait here, I don't know.
You want some lead in you?
Sure, we played slow, we played slow, no risk, no risk.
That was a rat.
That guy has a running circles.
Oh, body armor, body armor, that's clutch.
Good second wave done. Let's go, one more wave, one more wave.
We got body armor, we should be safe.
We should get an AK, uh...
Oh, shit.
Is that a range or what?
Or are we just missing?
I'm glad I got body armor, no, it's dead.
Oh, shit, I would have died.
Two more.
We have HP over there, good, good, good.
Let's try this AK.
Ooh, I kinda like that.
Alright, hood is yours. Should we take all the hoods or what?
Another hood? We're just taking all the hoods back? Holy shit, okay.
Alright, next one I guess. Fuck it. All the hoods.
I don't even want to take over this one. What is this shit? This is garbage.
the shit's in the ass
alright fuck it let's take over all the hoods
can I spray this? no I don't have my spray can
this is my hood bro
what are all these purple motherfuckers doing in my hood? oh this gun is way
way better guys
what are they doing in my hood?
oh this is a gold gun actually
yeah cg i agree
yep to me bro
i mean
cg
you mean
So purple motherfucker there
Cool, okay, that's not on me guys. He fucked up
Missing too many shots how many bullets I have at decent amount
Below shit
We'll have a second wave, one more wave, one more wave.
Switch is yapping and I'm fucking taking over all the hoods, Jesus.
Where's the next wave?
I'm watching the minimap.
Okay.
They're coming.
Fuck.
Shoot, see this.
Shoot.
Fuck shoot see this shoot sweet suit do something
Let's bail back to Grove Street.
Woo we did it let's go back.
Get in here motherfucker we did it this guy says we did it little bro how many shots
to do in fire well that's fine do we ever need more maybe there's more more of
these
I want you you up grow see family handle those balls Johnson boys both right
over okay dog I'm gonna get some sleep I'll be here I took this one of those
ball of fools money is your hat oh how much come on just gonna get me out of
ngeez it's not nothing let's go save maybe we have another maybe I feel like
we have take over all the hoods right like at some point I guess that's kind
of like I went to sleep too I'm like awake again another mission maybe no
we're good all right let's go
it's not my car no let's go do the CJ mission right yeah and then we'll do the
thing you'll be out of that there was no casino it's a life lesson boys if it
was no casino yes
Yeah, let's go. Don't worry about this cop is instinct.
My hood is under attack. Do I have to go defend it?
Should I go defend it, guys? I'll go defend it.
Fuck it, man. Out of principle, I'll go defend it.
Where's these fuckers at?
What are they?
There they are.
Defender the hood boys, defend the hood, get some ammo, some HP maybe, let's keep going.
I'm gonna lose the notes now when I leave though, right?
I
Let's mark the minimap we need to go here. That's not accurate
I missed the old head right there.
The Pokemon in 690.
That was the classics, classics.
LLL.
It's been a while.
Alright CJ, let's see what you got.
I feel like this game suit is always supposed to be temporary, but now it's growing on there.
Let's see what mission we got here.
This is still the main mission, right?
It says CJ.
It should be.
Got to throw business.
I gotta go kill somebody for this guy too now, huh?
Am I gonna kill OG Loak?
Stop it.
But you know, it's my time again. I know dude. So what's holding you back?
Well, hold up. This is video. I gotta see this
Amen, it's only you know nothing to worry about we're going to hang with the homies man at fake-ass low
low
But he's terrible motherfucker. I knew there was something familiar about those rhymes. He was kicking
They're from my rhyme book
That's my money
And those are my hopes and that's my video. He's shooting the day
Okay, I said we make a cameo appearance now just turn on the note just like that. Yeah, that's gangsta
He ain't right in the head at all
Take my dog to the video shoots.
the
hell yeah I am
I don't think I'm allowed to watch it when it happens, but if I'm still live when it
comes out, maybe I'll watch it after.
It's a good timing, I guess.
By the time we end this game, maybe, I mean at least for Chess telling me how much is
left, maybe we'll watch it.
Or we'll watch it tomorrow.
I wanna watch it though.
you
You
You phone
Man, you can't prove nothing. Hey Jeffrey you'll bust straight
He's a muster.
I need hits. I mean hits. Now, what about this guy this phony? I've got a good mind to sue his ass into next year
Get off me jump. Hey, low. Go get us some lunch. You get lunch
Excuse me gangster. I don't think so
Gotta hear
No, no, we push me. Don't be pushing me
Don't push me don't push me
Okay
This alright we fixed we fixed was wrong in the world though. Locus back to being a phony. Alright, let's go to cj one up here right here
This guy
I
Went the wrong way fuck I thought I could go left him. I'm sure I live in a fucking hill. It's not my house
I
Let's walk up. This is probably better going around but we'll get there
Let's go
Oh poor Woosie, still waiting for me for the heist.
I'm doing things in the hood though, you know.
No time for no heist.
Oh, this guy is here now.
Hey be quiet, be quiet.
We're reunited.
Come on you bunch of wankers.
This is the better for us.
Shut up.
This is Eddie Gulaski and Frank Tenpen.
Both hardworking members of Community Policing Unit have been charged for murdering
him.
Oh damn, karma.
They brought it on themselves that bastard cost me my farm any hard to block
Looks like they're there a little bit
God damn
Because no jail at all suspended six months
Oh wait, they're exiting the courtroom now.
That bastard Pulaski will probably turn up dead just like the rest of them.
Letting the lack of evidence against my client, the attorney's office has seen fit to drop
all charges against this innocent man.
That's bullshit.
You see?
You can't trust your sister, man.
This surprise decision is wholly unprecedented.
I mean, ain't no justice, it's just us.
And no!
I've been arrested new in this town for totally natural behavior.
Well, Santos will burn tonight.
Ain't nobody gonna be right in my hood.
I don't know about that, hoods.
Look, the whole city is going up.
People are fucking pissed off about this.
People don't know what they want.
We all being you.
You see, man?
It's always the same, friend.
Power systems corrupt everyone.
Look, I said we go secure the hood.
We ain't getting shit together
so some idiot can burn it down.
Alright, let's secure the hood, I guess.
But they were arriving for a good reason, though.
We're gonna handle this ourselves.
of
the
I'm not like that, Kenny. Stay on the street.
I don't know. Just a waste of shit stacked, I guess.
That is as fucked up. We should take that bastard down on the set.
And we will, sweetie.
I'm gonna start to see if we're playing,
if we're playing, if we want to take him,
if we're forming up, we're forming up, we're saying,
hey, come at me.
We're pretty pretty.
What? Oh, Nacker, you got a little problem.
He can't control.
Perfect.
He can't stop, you know, giving himself a little bit.
What, you mean he likes to be so Professor Hans Jerkoff?
Yeah, it's regular.
Straight to monkey?
Yeah.
Take the popular out?
Quit it.
Burf the worm?
Enough, man.
Burf the worm.
Who are you supposed to do with these yellow hoods?
Are they mine hoods?
What am I supposed to do?
Take over more hoods?
Oh, these yellow hoods are on mine either.
Let's take it, I guess.
let's roll let's step on it oh biggie back in the car okay my bad we cool
no worries no worries
what the fuck suicide car and then he runs into my car too
Shit man, you're a real man, champion of responsible qualities, as if the ghetto ain't
wrecked enough, come tomorrow most dissensions gonna have new TV.
Look at him like Aidan Clearson, shit, they just tear him down like a mother.
Nothing good, I'm gonna gather some homies and get the hood locked down.
You need anything, give me a call, I'm gonna check out the city and see what I
can see.
You be careful out here CJ.
You look nice today, thanks.
So now, what am I supposed to go take to Hoods?
No wait, and the cops left me alone, nice.
Thanks cops.
Am I supposed to take over Hoods now?
The Hoods pretty fuckin' ruined already, I don't know.
We're small, we need to kill small.
man when you gonna give me a break when you stop acting like you the man you
keep gapping on what you done did let me tell you what I did we can't believe
the shoes I would I'm got the money we're mostly the operation I brought
people for the bread while you often Liberty City thinking about your own
shit for five years come on man now you do something you want to fucking
pray please that ain't fair man I'm fair man look at me man I need your
Man, I'm kind of busy right now. Family shit. I helped you guys over there. It's time
He's getting hot in this game so now man my hood screwed up to we got this shitty neighborhood on lockdown now
All right, what you need? It's time to get my old gang back together push up those yay slang and punk see I
Know but I got a lot going on right here in my own hood man
And I made my brother promise all your brother. What you do is pay back your debt CJ
that's the hell I'm doing crazy shit here plenty of debts already I don't know
don't talk about my debt the body was coming back okay so what's the plan
we're gonna meet three of my vip and I don't know over unity station three is
that all all right I'm gonna get a couple of family boys come through to pull
the fucking debts recruit a couple of growth streets family members okay how
How do we do that? We press E, right?
Hey, you better watch. Hey, let me show you this.
Stop thinking about your mama.
Let's work it on, boy.
Stay close, homies.
Hey, you know me, CJ.
We got two. Go and meet up at the Union Station.
We're gonna go with the car.
Jesus fucking shit's going crea-
They're just shooting civilians.
What's going on? Whatever, bro. We're busy.
They'll stop using my car as cover man.
One call from them.
What's the problem you call it?
Uh...
Okay.
No, Holmes, the question!
What?
Oh, shit, you mean...
Pop the question?
Well, I'm okay with that.
I appreciate you asking about the questions.
The question?
Nah, I know you're cool, but it's sweet, man.
Say, try and don't move.
He's the problem.
You talk to him?
Sure thing, safe.
Those vagas, man, I'm gonna cut those cacos.
Raspalo hasta el hueso?
Hey, carnales, what's cracking, Holmes?
Carnales?
I knew must be CJ.
That's too weak and
Cesar says you cool so we cool you didn't say shit
Okay, check it out. We're gonna have to work our way through this neighborhood to get to my house
Holy shit, this guy's got a katana
We'll stand a chance watch each other's backs amigos. I still am wet. Hey
I'm just helping other gangs now to my
C'mon quick! Go! Go!
Steel team fucking six is here
Let's go
Send them duckets over here
Keep together!
Keep together, I'm doing everything alone again bro
Who's next? Who's next? Who's next?
This shit these guys are tricky to cover fuck reloading
They don't even see me bro, they don't see me coming
Keep it tight keep it tight
If I don't get close enough they don't seem to care oh shit
Let's move out. Let's go. That was to ease brother to ease
Who's this back for him I guess
That was the easy bit a now. We go into the vipers nest. This is where it gets tough
Luckily, we have a little surprise the price leaves. Hey, sonny. That's a rock. I'm like, man
We'll bring the National Guard down on us look around you CJ the whole city is the war zone come on. I'm gonna take my house
go go go go get them vatos gang strength where I lost my bull homies
he's pretty bad see sir watch at them more vatos they're coming over the walls
behind us oh who's next one more motherfucka
I believe.
Holy shit, they have a fucking LMG. Oh no, it's a fire.
Fucking called those. Flamethrower.
Welcome to America!
Kill the RPG bro, he's tricky!
He's tanking like 5 headshots, what the hell?
Is he still alive?
Oh shit.
What are you firing at dude?
of
the
final boss fucking right that's the last of how is hazer we need to get him to a
hospital hey i'll take you he's done more than enough homes you should get back
to the grove all right that's a i'll see you after all this is settled down
thanks he did good luck my friend my friend thank you so plus respect
All right, good shit, do I need a car or is there any people still driving?
Oh, thanks.
We're cool.
Oh, damn.
Riots is a fucking understatement.
Where are we going now, the hood?
I mean, back home?
Maybe we have a phone call.
I can't see anything we got to do.
Just gonna check. I think a phone call is coming, let's try it.
Waiting.
I don't see anything on the map.
I gotta pay my drip debt. Is that it for the hood here?
Is it high time guys?
Or do I need to get more hoods?
Everyone's just fighting here straight up
This the kind of hood he's trying to save man
I don't know if I can take these hoods as a mess
Like I don't even know if these guys just shoot this guy's not even part of a gang
It's just shooting people
This cop car is just burning for fun
Okay, there's some ballers there. They just got taken out of the car. What the fuck? What is going on?
Guys looting.
Need more hood for the quest. Okay, okay. I'm gonna take more hood though.
Was that a casino?
I just need for casino from a mile away. Okay, this we take the hood by killing these guys, right?
Yeah, let's take you need to take over more gangtours against Los Santos. Okay, let's take him over while we're here
Pretty low HP did well, there's an HP there
Who's this chopper for bro, maybe a fucking chopper
Oh, I got an AK still. Let's use the AK. Let's go get the Sage Creed. Let's not get surprised.
Easy. Body armor over there. Okay, they're dropping shit for me. It's easier.
We just got to take take over a couple more hoods I guess
And then we're in the end game
Yeah, we got the hood
What up, bro?
See, yeah, I've been thinking.
The city's big, but it ain't that big.
Southwills know where smoke's high.
But as long as the growth streak down is over the street,
because the money's not a big deal.
Yeah, that's how we find stuff.
Yeah, get those barns and barns with everything.
Every neighborhood they got.
If that's the only way, I'm down for that.
I'mma see what I can find out on the street.
Big love, bro.
Much love, bro.
Alright, let's go one more.
woods i guess until uh... until he's happy
i'm much prefer this one if i can get flying missing this girl just pulled a
gun on a janitor
you
of
one more wave with cool cup don't worry I'm taking care of the hood here one of
the size of the hood matters or if it's just the amount of hoods all the AK I
wanted bad there's a bait there's people on the left here yeah body arm
Come over there, let's go get it so we don't die.
Headline, Prezi, prepare for everything, Gimp starting a war, that's me.
Who does mine?
Alright, next hood, the one next to it, let's go.
Three AKs?
Give me that shit.
I don't know, whatever bro, can I buy this house?
Ten thousand?
Come on, man.
Think I have that kind of money?
That would have made me 2006.
Never worry, guys.
I have a feeling things will work out fine for CJ.
I still am surprised that Mafia has not come for me with my death yet.
Are they gonna send some people or what?
What did you expect? It's a mirror.
It's like I can just rob them. They don't give a shit.
One more wave. I don't know how these are like waves. They're like running away from me. I'm just killing them innocent.
One more hoodline.
Why are you shooting me? Bro, this is my hood and you're shooting me?
Bro, this is my hood. Jesus, what's happening? I think this is not even related to the hood anymore.
Yeah, we need to get a car and get the next hood.
Take a Hunter helicopter and do some vigilante missions to recover the deaths.
no that's why we got the highest case the highest is supposed to save CJ it's
the main story now it's the real main story
fuck off come
fuck I'm taking on the everybody then all right we're taking them all on this
might be a bad idea it's really bad what the fuck are you doing you're not part
of anything fuck I don't like this I don't like this guys my save is right
here I might I might push the out I might push you out it might be time
Wait, the S does that not mean I took enough hoods?
Thank you, cab driver.
Fuck, I'm pushing out, I'm pushing out.
I know it's gonna end in some four-star bullshit.
Me on my last knee, then having to restart like fuck that shit.
Just do the mission.
Wait, what are these guys doing in my hood?
what that's just personal you take a more gang tortures what the fuck are you
guys doing here who jeez from the hood yeah okay let's save fast and then go
again let's not aggravate the cops guys not a good idea for doing this how
many hoods I need to take is a question let's keep taking it even the
Gimp man needs a day nice nice asleep
Okay, so the hot the mission is the last one after take the wood okay, so I'll do the highest before fine
If that's what you're saying if that's true
Oh you dumb cough what are you doing?
I don't need to never
Shit
It's time for some church up in this piece.
I'm what is under attack?
We have to deal with that shit.
And now alien president.
You know he's an alien, right?
Holy fuck, there's a lot of them.
There's no American.
Not all anymore.
Not anymore.
You take about 35 to get the last mission?
35% These are ballless right?
Yeah No cop on me, fuck I'm low HP actually
I gotta pay attention here
Cop, you're not with me, right? You're not against me
All my pay goes to Alimony!
True, brother
You know what this is, huh?
Fuck
Oh fuck, these guys snuck up on me
No, the cop! I'm sorry I had to kill you
You were running right at me
Unarmed, but sure, you know how it is, brother
HB HB HB HB
2000 said it was solid I think so man. I can't hear any donor sounds. Oops. I just noticed
I'll say that to no cops man. Come on
I'm not sure what that is.
Scott, don't give a fuck. People's heads are exploding right in front of him.
Man, look at that. That's the super hero right there.
Who's the man?
you enjoying yourself what is he mine all right how many more missions I I mean
I don't know if I are there probably I feel like that looks like 35% almost almost
Let's get the score I don't have to get all of them right like a couple more only I'll
do one more are you guys sure if I take that last mission there that's the last one after
I get the hoods you telling me I should go do the heist now if you guys are sure about
that we should do the high snap.
Ah, fuck.
No, no, it's a bad, it's a bad, it's a bad.
Bail, bail, bail.
Okay, everyone's, everyone's 100% sure.
Okay, anyway, I have to get out of here, I think.
So, it's probably...
Shit!
Fuck, I'm dead. I'm dead, actually.
Okay, watch your kick, watch your kick.
That exploded me Corona
Deep man
Hoppers on my ass fuck choppers on my ass
Oh, they fucking wasted me.
Alright, that's fine.
I had to speed travel anyway, everybody will say.
I might have lost-
you
It's the main mission by the way.
still three stars progress is mainly plus but plus two but it's not a W yet it's
not a W yet how to do it again with the game so I have to do it again with the
game suit. Fuck, I have to do it again. I have to go back down, get my game suit and
go again. I just shot her, but I can't shoot her. Oh, if I take her on a date, I should
shot her on a date. I should go on the car and shot her. I should check my stats.
I need like 40. Alright, let's see how, let's see if we can find it here.
Stripped club budget, criminals wasted, uh, progress with Denise, progress with Millie.
32. That's Millie, right? But I can't kill her. I can't get her out of the house.
Don't wear a game suit and go on a date. Okay, okay. Let's go to a save.
Let's go to a save and then kill her because this shit, this seducing thing,
This is not CJ's way.
This fucking casino has been delayed a month
because of fucking CJ's inability
to steal his keycard somehow.
He has Pitman over in me man.
I don't get laid, I don't know what he's doing.
I have to lay in driving with some of the music. I get my cops are violent from people for fun.
Once we save it's cool right? Are we cool once we save? I hope so.
Okay good.
Man the casino is right here and I didn't go in and double or nothing guys. I'm so mature.
Alright let's go take her on a date. Wait what time? You said at 12 right?
At 12, right?
Well, let's do a double save now.
Let me save more, let me save more.
Save again, save again, and save one more.
And I think we're going on.
Let's go.
That did not make sense.
Alright, let's go get her, get her keycard and finally do this heist.
I'm ready.
And we were finally out of death guys and then we saved the hood and we fucked up, we
fucked up smoke.
Fucked smoke.
Then we hit the black jade table one last time for the road.
Just gotta beat the dealer, you know it's personal.
No, of course.
They're almost there.
Alright, I'll see you at the girl.
I'm on all the dates. I promise not to kill you. I promise I perl lady
Hello, what is the hold up with the security pass this is just the she's my wife
It's okay. Well more than unfortunate accident. It's merely she did. What the fuck?
Well, how? When? Well, we was hanging out and shit got fucked up. That's all I'm
saying man. Well, she got fucked up for real. Probably be in her house. You gotta break in and get it.
So right I'm gonna call you when I get to call
He's gonna have some freak yes house if I can do it holy moly this our house god damn
Yeah, where are we at we are going okay, we've got the key card are we going back to the other town now
Map is gonna be a dragon symbol here somewhere
Maybe we check phone call, make phone call.
Let's do it. Let's fucking do it, brother.
I need a car with some music, though.
Let's do our heist, boys. Let's go.
you
,
one C to one-to-ten is an insane old double-double, I feel
I'm doubling this.
I'm back guys, I'm back.
Legendary gambler.
Money's flowing.
Fuck it, it's a double.
20!
Professional gambler.
Stand.
I'm on a hot streak.
I can't lose.
20!
Fuck it, let's split the tens.
I counted the cards.
Stan.
14.
Stan.
Bust.
We're back, guys.
We're back.
We earned it the easy way, too.
By legendary gambling.
Just printing money.
Can I go to the other table yet?
I don't know.
No, not high enough.
We did it, guys.
You can always come back from gambling.
Casino is always there for you.
Let's go through the heist.
We're back.
Breaking the bank of Kaleidos.
We all good?
It kind of ruins the story a bit.
CJ needed to be desperate doing this, but.
I know, you're in a good run.
Can you hear me okay?
Loud and clear.
Okay, we're en route to the armored truck.
Okay, I'm gonna get a move on.
That was a sick run.
Splitting 10s, doubling on the soft aces was big.
Just printing.
We're back.
I was totally expecting to go minus 100k there and have to go do the heist and get
it all back.
But now, good news.
Self-profit from here.
Avoid attracting attention at the casino.
Okay, let's not have our gun out.
Fuck, they put me in another casino.
Four minutes?
I feel like I have time for one hand.
A fast hand.
I have a fast hand.
A fast hand.
Wait, now make your way to the staff door.
Place your bet, sir.
That's good.
16.
You win!
Yes!
Okay.
Have a nice day.
Let's get on with the heist.
printing guys printing gambling skill is just out of this roof
oof
DJ feeling good about the mission now
that's a quick one you know I'm not avoiding attacking attention
I just walk to the table win a hundred G's
then run away
where am I going by the way?
how am I getting in there?
It's a guard standing in front.
Ah, my mission!
Fuck!
But I was trying to stab him.
What happened?
I have to go get the mission again now.
Son of a...
Wait, is that it for the heist?
I can't do the heist anymore. I can't I can't I
Don't understand how I was to be I was thinking about the blackjack hand. I was not thinking about I didn't read the instructions
That was in the different world
Give me that limo
I don't try to be an idiot run away. I didn't read the message. I didn't see what it's saying
Fine, it's next door here. It's okay. No biggie.
Go again.
Alright, I'm dressed as a waiter. I can just...
Just walk in.
Oh, wrong entrance.
The question is should I go for a lucky hand before again?
one time only one time we're having a legendary run-up so
only one more
think about the degenerate gambler he never stops you know that's part of CJ's
story I feel like it's part of the story to go for one more hand
We are good.
We're good.
You're welcome, that's right.
Loud and clear.
Okay, we're enroute in the armored truck.
Okay, I'm gonna get a move on.
Listening.
I have smoke grenades for some reason.
Why do I have smoke grenades?
Enroute.
Quick hand guys the degenerate gambler CJ can never avoid it
Okay, let's go in with fists
Four minutes team, let's go go CJ go
I'm cool, okay
This that's more find and open this white car door. Yeah, I heard you bet $1,000. What is this for ants?
It's part of the heist, it's part of the heist.
Stand.
Bust.
Lucky end.
The Generate Gander always wins.
lucky and the generic gambler always wins
let's go why am i winning every hand i lost every hand i'm only winning holy
fucking shit okay let's keep it cool CJ can you can you walk instead
I think I got Jerry's call all right I'm in the generator room okay the ventilation
on the back wall, throw the gas down one of these.
You got it.
Nobody saw that.
We won't know that one until we get down here.
Yeah, well, don't worry about it.
Right now we've got to see if it works,
because we really swipe card.
No tension
Have money now
It's part of the eyes
this thing
another one
you're hungry bro, haven't eaten for months, ok chat, forgive me
ok let's go
i'm gonna get a drink too
let's go
ok, we've got the power down, which means the gate's unlocked, but now you're going to have to raise it yourself
something big fuck guys I have a minute what do you mean something big
forklift forklift I'm forklift certified I'm coming I'm coming why did I
waste time on blackjack and and the other stuff
nightgoggles no need no need I see everything
Yeah, we made it easy
Well done Carl now it's time for us to do our part try to stay close okay team
I've gone over the layout to this place, so I know it back to front everybody follow me. Gotcha, brother
Damn the devious bastards have changed the layout don't worry. I'll take the lead boss good idea everybody follow him
What are we doing are we fighting our way out of this?
Bro, are we supposed to do this loud, homie?
It's better for you, silence guns.
Holy shit, they say a lot of guards in the other room.
CJ no scared of nobody, though.
Why are you not shooting?
Punch!
No, I had the gun out.
Let's put on the nightcalls bro, I don't see shit.
Alright, turn them on.
Holy baste.
Now we're back.
I see you, the fucking assassin brother.
Body armor, nice.
There we go, there we go, that's wicked.
I just wanted to try this.
Followed the team to the vault.
You follow me, I'm CJ brother.
Where's the music coming from?
Where'd it go?
Did it go down?
I think it went down.
The music just started because I was going to the bathroom.
Okay, going.
Where were you when your friends were dying?
I'm down for good, let's throw one here, throw one there, back in up, detonator, easy.
Head back downstairs and check on the team, let's go.
Everybody take cover! Oh shit! Where do I go? Where do I go?
FIRE IN THE HOG!
Okay people, load up the cache!
Open your eyes!
Carl, you've got Mafia Guerrillas coming to the vault and-
I don't care, I have Munger.
CURSE YOU!
Where?
Kill the Mafia. The Mafia?
I don't owe no money no more though.
Okay Dan, we about to have some fun.
come at me bro come at me fucking I'm gonna fuck him up
Don't touch me!
Hahaha!
Lead the team, brother!
Lead the team! Let's go!
Okay, team! Just how we practice!
Two by two! Ow!
Fuck! Scratch that! Everybody follow car!
This van is this way.
Ew! An enemy?
Yeah.
And I'm pom-pom-pam!
You're blind?
You're blind, did he just say that?
You wanna get shut up, huh?
You have red eyes and ears?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, three minutes, fuck.
Hurry.
Go, go, go, go, go.
We made it, see.
I've unloaded the police mice.
Time to spare.
Everybody in!
You two, change into your police uniforms.
Well, should be owning this heist.
What about CJ?
Get to the service level.
Remember, you're the decoy.
I am?
Why am I the decoy?
Okay CJ, you're on your own now.
Time to show these motherfuckers what's head.
Carl, would you like me to talk you through to the roof?
Anything that helped, man?
Ah, what happened?
Damn you, Berkeley!
Damn you!
Ah, come on man, talk to me!
Okay.
Oh man, what happened?
Damn you Berkeley, damn you!
Ah come on man, talk to me!
Now head through the casino to the elevators on the far side
Through the casino?
Oh you shouldn't have said that
I have temptations, I can't help
I'm coming
Holy shit, he's a ninja
Ain't nobody got time for you. Sorry, bro
Get on the roof. What about the casino? I missed the whole casino part. I thought I had
to run through maybe. What's this? What? That's what a jebape. Legendary jebape.
Is it the other side? In one of these doors? No. That's weird. Oh shit. Also you reload
by just switching weapons back and forth.
Fall through, say, to collect the parachute.
Oh, no.
Imagine I fail the whole mission,
because I don't remember which button you deploy the parachute with.
Fuck off.
This weapon is not so powerful for this kind of fight.
I'm the fucking distraction. Yeah, I'll just distract everybody
Fuck it
That's one falling. Thank God they told me the instructions. I had no idea. We need to
make the dialogue or what they can just shoot me though why are they not shooting
Okay, we're cool, we're cool.
Shit, I missed.
Yeah, I missed it so much, I knew.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Oh my god, it's a short, short, short one.
Oh shit.
I forgot how to drive.
No, no, I remember.
Helicopters come naturally to me.
This is chill.
This one's easy.
Imagine I got busted there.
It's just, this is a full escape.
We're making out.
I'll go search like
Doing shit, huh? Ah, what do we talk to search light? Why does it flip the whole chopper upside down?
A little spawn is for two months
We'll get this perfect round of landing here.
Wait, how do you land?
I forgot-
you
time that robbed me. the poker game. that's...
Oh
We aren't the Vatos, the good guys, should I be taking hoods from them too, or just
the purple ones?
I don't like the boneless.
I don't like the boneless hoods.
The Vatos are cool.
The Caesar's with the Vatos.
the vato's are cool with Caesar's with the vato's
fuck all of them
this time is still a mess huh only they know what I could just pulled off
looking for a gang of hoodlums
They gone.
Where the hoodlums at?
There's a there's a gang
Okay
Wait, I did that didn't start a war
I don't know that's not a war fucking shit taking a phone call
Get a suit first. How do I get a suit?
I'm in the wrong town for a suit. Yo, cops, come on!
Provoked a gang war, the cops left me alone and I provoked a gang war. That's good for me.
Fuck, I did want to get a suit.
Can I still go back and do some in the game after I'm finished, guys? I can't. What are the firetrucks doing?
It's fucking with the cop.
Oh fuck, I got distracted.
Oh fuck, I got mega-detracted. Oh no, I'm dead!
only the first wave oh hbhb
welcome to the jungle
oh nice of the line up like that very good shit a k a k a k a we want that shit you
don't need it now easy everyone tuning in don't know how I'm rich also done missing
the peak gambling come back only here for the downside we're back now hey got a
I'm gonna hold, yeah, phone call, next time.
What did I do?
Oh, it's the casino owner.
How did he know it was me?
What?
See a man with an AK and you're just squaring up against them.
Alright, let's do a fair fight.
Ain't gonna back away from that.
And you got me fucking in trouble with the cops.
You bum.
Actual bum.
Yeah, how many hoods do I have?
Is that 35%?
Nah, I think we need a little bit more.
Let's get one more.
Another bum.
It's time to start gang war fast where the gangs at there's some gangs there good good
good thank you cops we're cool now we're cool I'm doing your job for you that's
That's right.
Where's my AK at?
First wave.
Easy.
The only thing I didn't unlock in this game is the million dollar gambling table.
That's the only thing we didn't unlock.
You pretty much did everything else in the game.
You lost the wheel to live yet?
Alright.
Use me second wave.
Give me that.
Why am I killing civilians? Cause they're not helping me.
You want me to shoot you at home?
They help me they bothers
Yeah, let's see if this enough this might be enough
Sorry, mr. Copper
What no, no, it's good I can go from here
No, I lost all my guns.
Where did he spawn from?
Before the final mission I lost all my guns.
Oh my god.
Where the hell did he come from?
Now some fools are taking my hood too.
Ah, shit, there we go again.
I can't buy guns now, that's true.
I'm not a brokeie anymore.
You can actually buy stuff.
We have to make the hood, I don't want to use it to redo it.
This is the stonest mess.
Legendary bait!
That's how we take care of the hood boys. That's how we take care of the hood.
That's how we take care of the hood. Now we're back.
DJ, get the fuck down from here.
Audio armor. Now we go.
I guess I could go buy some guns, yeah.
But let's see if let's see if I think it was Ozi is probably enough for now. Let's see if it's enough. We have enough
not sure
Well, I didn't take this through I
believe
That's right
I'll find my way I'll find my way here here here
Chopper up there that was an insane pulp move though standing outside of CJ's mission
Spawn camping. That's crazy.
Oh, more ganks, okay.
Not enough ganks. Alright, let's go.
We know what to do.
Moe ganks, moe ganks.
Huh?
Do it in the bathroom and surprise your family with the new you comes with an instructional video
Rusty knife and turn the kid to aspirin
Rusty knife
Yo, you're killing my gang members
Gang war, gang war, gang war, give me a gang war
Need to start gang wars and the police aren't laughing at me
Gang war, gang war, gang war
I fuck I lost all my armor. Oh my god. Okay. I have how many bullets I have enough I feel like
It's gonna be a little bit smart about it. They're coming up the hill. I have HP there
hey good good good you got this boys you got this no way gonna start cheating
out yet no shots
they're coming
you want a hauling huh
is there a body armor up there perfect perfect
we're getting a shit on the guns back fast guys so good
this way again
lost all my armor but we got a new one over there
okay we got one more hood good I don't know if they count hood by like areas
the hell happened I got this is a very small hood down here do we even have
35% I don't do you think they counter by area
Number of areas yeah area I mean like the size
The square edge meters this one is tiny palm shop on barbershop
Yeah. Anyone with a power on top?
Go ahead and talk.
Bye there.
you
Oh
Whoa this one next to me. Oh my god, I found their spawn point apparently holy shit
The ghetto
Talking about a ghetto
Oh, they're lining up nicely, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, who doesn't AK there, we need
that.
Okay, good, respect upgrade, AK acquired, full armor, full body, okay, how are we looking
on green guys?
You think it's green enough guys?
Is that good enough?
again get our car we can check on stats oh let's see it's all gambling there
this trigger word for me police bribes you can bribe police see biggest gang
Ball is 26. Remember the biggest gang. Oh wait ball is grocery at 14. Is that 35% I don't think that's 35%
guys. 14 is 40 53 14 out of 53 is not enough. 26%. I missed that.
Yeah
Need more very far so we need a couple more
Where you guys are at Benin come here gux
No gang war? Really? Oh, there. Where's the gang war at? I'm gonna die. I didn't provoke
a gang war where my gang war at where my gang war fuck okay we need to clutch
I'm one HP.
I don't want to die.
Get in the car and drive.
Okay, gang members behind me.
I have to risk, I'm risking it with these gang members.
That was not off.
No!
I killed like 50 of them.
I gotta kill 50 gang members guys I called 50 of them
Some I was not enough for them
When will you go back to come kill these guys without a gun first we kill the officer take his gun
And then we killed the gang members
Fuck.
The cops killed him.
It doesn't feel like I'm doing this very cleanly.
I should just buy guns, buy body armor, and walk around like a machine around here.
Pick them up one by one.
I have money now.
You need gangs here?
Skateparks?
I kind of want to skate it up.
Yo.
There.
But they're in the wrong hood.
Can I still start?
They're not like, near this.
Oh, there, there, there.
There we go. Gang war, gang war.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Start it. I have 14 bullets pistol.
Double pistol though. Holy shit, holy moly.
Chill out, CJ.
I need to be careful
We need to attack that and get that mp
Good have HP there
Sorry police officer, but I'm busy
Okay, we've got a bunch ammo new guns and full HP. Okay, we should be good now
there ghetto
Two pistols one eye. Holy shit. They're spawning like monkeys jumping on each other shit. What the fuck? What's he doing?
I'm a small skill this guy
Take you acquired good good good body armor. Okay, we're back to the square one
Good square
who does mine let's go boys couple more hoods let's go let's collect some a
case, and we have enough bullets for days.
Alright, let's go.
Save before your daily PC crash?
Right, I've had a PC crash at 6 hours every day when I played this game.
Shit.
You guys are right.
If I crash guys, I'll be back.
We'll finish this today.
It will only take 30 seconds.
Just so you...
Gotcha, just so you know.
double-jacked him where are the hoodlings at where are the hoodlings at police officer
cj here for you is that a hood guy looks like a hood guy well hood guys either purple
purple boys, purple boys, where are they hiding bro, how do they wrap in these hoods, and
they're just hiding in their mama's house, me and my cj are running around with a motorcycle
don't give a fuck, are they asleep again, come on man, there we go, hello little lads,
running? Are you serious? There we go. 10 shots in the back. I can't be having violent
street people on my hood, I'm sorry. What'd you say? Say that again. Oh wait, you can't.
Shit.
Where'd you come from, homie?
That guy was sneaking up on me.
I lost a lot of HP. Where's the HP out there?
The ghetto.
Alright, good, good, good.
Fucking simply can't simply take whole area, so that's what I'm doing now.
These are whole areas.
They're just not that big.
I mean, you have to take like a few of them.
More.
Ah, that was a cop.
Nobody saw that.
West, west, west, west.
why are you running okay good one more need the music though one more hood
let's see the percentage guys will be at now hopefully we're gaining we need to
get to 35 we are at 30 okay
you
You
P.E.S.T.
There we go.
up up motherfucker like some shit body armor over there full body armor we
should take that for sure.
Okay, good.
One more.
Let's take the one next door.
Infinite AK animal.
I'm glad they gave us some extra body armor.
I should otherwise the shit would be fucking ass.
We need a car, man.
See that the Gamma paid off?
We had a good run, guys.
Who the hell is that guy?
He always sneaks up on me, man.
That old G-Log.
These ballas, they look like gangsters to me.
Oh, oops.
That's a big area we're taking now, good.
Fire truck people are fighting this guy, the fuck.
He was a bottle's boss here, she's the grand matron.
No money.
He's explaining, I'm sorry I killed you, this is why I killed you motherfucker, just so you know.
Easy.
Second wave survive.
I was looking for a terrorist, we're taking a lot of the east side here, but I'm not sure if it's 35 yet.
Do you think I need to take one more after this one?
Probably one or two more.
Nice, oh yeah everybody learn to light some genius NPCs here coming to the left, oof, just
check stats, ok we'll check again, we can do the final mission guys soon, let's check
33.96 glazing.
Two more to be sure.
Let's just be sure.
Here we go.
What? They just drove away from me?
Why are you scared?
What? It didn't provoke them?
I have to kill these cops because I have to get in my car while I'm getting busted here.
Fuck.
I think I need to get close to them to like provoke them. Let's do that next time.
Let's try this area and not kill again.
Now regular Los Santos this right here is great day every day is great day on my show, man
Let's get into it. Dr. Dre check
They're not here like this who does but like I have a bunch of greenies here
Let's go into yellow hood and see if I'm some yellows
Yellow boys yellow
fucking me
I don't like having this yellow woods there nobody here
There
Good shit good shit good shit
He was aiming at me. Look at these three cops. Oh shit, they're coming from the high ground
Oh my god, I almost provoked them
Do we start counting or not counting all this gang violence? I get what you mean. I get what you mean
Counting or not counting gang violence
Why are you running Vatos?
Why are you running?
You're supposed to defend the hood, you're a wave.
Waves don't run.
Oh, putas.
Oh puttas!
Better than the challenge right?
I'm kind of tired of taking territory to go on.
Yeah, you guys,
right there was no chance I was finishing this game yesterday by the way oh we
We did it guys.
Carlos, sweet.
Hey, what's up?
You find smoke?
After we dump all those balls, the bar will start to speak.
We got a sound, behind the low floors, or east low central.
Let's fucking get him.
Alright, I'll get you and then we'll roll over there.
Let's go.
Let's fucking kill this smoke snitch bitch, even though I kind of also work from
the government or whatever.
Say go international, PLS.
Where is my international friend?
In your Brazil
Like you know, did you only do the hood thing for the missions or do you actually care about the people?
You know me and my guy I care about the people. I'm gonna go take care of business
It's a test
Come here battles
There we go. Now we go.
Is it fun with the game? Ah, it's a fun game, yeah.
Okay, let's save first, just said I should save first, but it's not auto save anyway
guys.
Let's do it.
My computer has been crashing like clockwork 30 minutes from now into this game, so it
might happen again.
Right at the ending scene I'm sure.
Let's go.
But if it crashes guys, I'll be back in 30 seconds, just be a little bit patient.
money
yeah let's go
hey sweet
end of the line
what's up
it's time for smoke
all right let's roll
the Johnson brothers going to take that fat fool game
was that oji loka just heard
i keep hearing oji loka
i think it's the same guy
The big smokes cracked porters this fucking guy.
Sure he ain't East Los Sato.
Yeah, round the edge of law 4.
So whole departments head to warehouse.
He's as good as dead, team.
I can't believe he bucked that same bucket-ass core, man.
Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
So this is it, huh?
Josh the boy is sorting shit out.
Yeah.
Nervous?
Yeah.
Me too.
Sweet was the only real one all along. We didn't like him in the start
They should have me on this green
No, like this guy calls it now, I've had it in some other games too weird
Look, I know you down for this. What a piece of this fuck I got it going there alone
What smoke played me ten penny played me they played a song. Yeah, but you're right
I was a buster when my family needed me the most hey, I let Brian died man admitted it
This one for him for moms
And for you bro
Grocery baby. Yeah for the growth baby
Hey
You need me you know I'll be for sure you always in there for me man
I lost my explosive, heavy vehicle like SWAT will be able to smash down the entrance easily.
We'll get SWAT tank, alright, say no more, say no more, wait, maybe not with him.
He wants to go home, I think.
You scared about?
They call me the Sneak-O for a reason.
I've stealthed past every mission.
Get in there!
Holy shit, this tank looks so fun.
water? Why can I shoot harder?
Swat tank is golden.
Liberals? Yeah, the time to talk about liberals there.
Let's go.
Oh, they had a Penta. Oh, nice try.
I'm too fast, too furious.
Oh, the Vatos on his side too.
I'm playing like a mini, this reminds me of that game where you have to type on the keyboard
to kill them fast.
We good?
We good.
Virtual cops, yeah, virtual cops.
i can reload fast by scroll up and scroll down
that's min-maxing right there
we're good? HP? I'm sure
it's not here though, it's here, this door
let's crouch before we go in
in case it's some shit
the rug lab, ah shit
is this stealth mission?
Nothing is the status mission.
Oh, fuck.
Was that a blue guy?
He's in on a Caesar, he's in on a two, he's gang, yo!
Is that a plot twist, guys?
Plot twist time?
Calling Mr. Fireproof for a reason, I did the Fireproof missions in the start.
I don't take damage.
It is aura form.
Okay, I can't see shit though.
Wait, where am I being shot from?
I'm being fucked up.
I'm above, I think you're shooting me from through the floor or something.
I'm shooting.
Oh, fucking hell.
Okay, now we got a place to hear us. I'm a little bit low at you.
Fuck, from where?
There.
Man, I can barely see them.
Yeah, definitely use some HP now, I was gonna fuck up, oh fuck, where are we, I'm below
me I think, it's a bit deceptive, fuck.
Okay, fools.
No way Caesar would be in on it, right Chad?
We might our boy Caesar come on no way
Ballas lounge here we go fucking hate the ballas
Six security in this place hundred people security. I can afford
Was that guy Chinese?
I won't kill her for once, it's only because I had to reload to be perfectly honest.
Woozy would never have his people here, right?
Yeah, we're good. Oh fuck. I don't know why I'm still collecting money like this
fucks going on she's stripping still she distracted me Vesta
I don't know if I should shoot her or not just got fucked up
looking get the big smoke here we go boys here we go the fucking snitch
Is this sitting there playing video games with the vest on?
Hey, Smoke!
Hey, CJ, I was wondering if you could show up.
How'd you know it was me?
Knew it was my old dog, CJ.
Dude, you just smoke, CJ.
I'm coming and I don't give a shit.
I'm here to take care of your fat ass.
Then I'm gonna take care of your friends and the police department.
What are you at man? Fuck this shit
Man that's some good shit
Man you were 10 pennies and fuck 10 pennies and fuck this fucking big smoke in it and fuck the police man
All that's old shit
Look at you. You got the whole world. I ain't got no regrets man. Smoke you. I made a cj
I'm a success. I can't be touched
I don't give a fuck fuck the whole world what happened to you man man what the fuck do you
Guess we better do this shit
You were body armor small disappointed
I'm a motherfucker celebrity all kinds of crazy
I'm on my night colos.
I'm blasted this fool.
Through his fucking armor.
I feel like the headshots aren't doing that much.
I can't see where the others are though.
It's kind of cheating.
This is gangster that's a gangster
Smoke will make you flip out like that man. What's the drugs or what? I got caught up in the money
The power I don't give a shit. Oh fuck man
Why you just didn't quit man
Who's like family homie? I had no choice. I had to do it
I just see the opportunity.
Call me Jober, it was 33 months.
I'm all everyone gonna remember my name.
Bitch smoke.
I don't know about that.
Who's this?
Oh shit.
Carl Johnson, my man.
My man.
I need you to do me another favor.
It's your favorite this fat fuck
There's no stopping you drop the gun. No
You ain't leaving here live man
Where's your brother at huh?
Why you just didn't shoot me in the back feeling exposed, huh?
Shut your dumb ass up and load the bag
Come on. Let's go. I got time to fuck with you
So what it's like 10 penny, huh all alone
nobody got your back suck huh why you think I'm alone I got a couple of rookies
outside but I got to open their eyes slowly you know little truth here he's
training day in them all right fuck it that's enough chuck it open I got a fire
truck to catch you
Gold in his face
No, not the playing mission. Oh my god, as long as I don't have to drive the jets I'm good
Oh shit dodge
And because the lightning building the whole thing is from now need to get that over a quick I will sprint
I'm fireproof though. They don't know that. It's so dark
oh I have nightcalls
I thought I was going the right way
that's not the right way fuck
this way this way this way
we're him, don't worry about me
I think we should do the MP5 because we can run with this thing.
We technically want to be fast, right?
Go, go, go, go.
I don't give a fuck.
I missed a fireproof.
Oh fuck.
There's people shooting me though.
I'm not bulletproof.
I'm bulletproof.
nothing do those far away run away I can't see shit
I don't even know where the shooting from after just keep running no reload
please
I need this vest, good.
Cinema fireproof abuse.
Well I want to fire a truck mission to start making me fire in here.
Looks like I'm playing with cheats.
Let's go.
More?
the spear
and
they need this fucking
what am i doing i'm a fool
the
That's right. That's right. That's how we do it
We made it boys
Watch we're gonna get this 10 penny bitch through better get him
The whole hood blow up
Fire truck I'm very familiar with that
Oh, damn.
Sweet.
He's a Jeep.
Hang on, sweet.
Actually, we're the only station.
You know this.
We need the right song for this
Give me that farty smoke down here. Oh
I hit a random fence no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
FOOL!
Oh shit
You're fool
Who's on the phone?
This is Jay.
Yeah, what are you doing up, Jay?
Hey, love the show, but I gotta be honest.
You're really annoying.
I mean, really annoying.
Where'd you get all of your annoying opinions?
All you gotta say and how I see it.
But you ain't got no snow.
You ain't got shit.
You should go up a radio, man.
I want music.
I don't want you talking about aliens.
I don't want you boasting about money all the time.
My car getting damaged from the shit or not.
Now waiters, wait a second, lady.
The first round is the real deal.
Keep it a very real concrete tank.
Get the fuck out.
Just keep hanging on, bro.
It's actually really hard hanging on that long.
Inside of your head.
Have they abducted your brain, baby?
Just jumping my car, gee.
Right here.
What am I supposed to do?
I want to have a look at this.
Let's see if you can get your tiny, half-born brains
around this rocket.
Yeah, you know, not like way longer than I would have been able to.
Where'd that guy come from?
He's still holding on?
Ow!
Oh fuck I'm on the ring for that. It's insane.
Hello! Stop the car!
Where are we supposed to? Fuck! Come on.
The cop!
No, no, no, sweet script, sweet script, how about I was so close but then I got, no,
fool, fool, oh my god he accidentally like pushed it, he put, don't tell me it's from
stay from the start. He looks like he's capped into me. Was it distracted by something?
I was cool with school, guys. I was enjoying this mission and I wanted to do it again.
Oh, I know. We decided music. I was on his ass the whole time and then all of a sudden,
For one second I had to view.
That's better.
Yeah, let's not hit the truck. I think I bug it out. It goes into hard mode.
I thought I was gonna bump it, you know?
Gonna bump it again.
Let's play let's play the really calm we just have to stay close this is
Just play it calm, can't be that hard, he's giving me for children too, right?
No bumping him, just chill, just play safe.
Also very touristy.
come on come on come on come on come on what are you doing for that stream what is that
theCynicalWeeb
oh thank god that's all i had to do just get close one time oh my god i can't believe
I don't even failed on that.
Ha ha ha.
Dude, I never made it.
Fuckin' out.
Oh, yeah.
We got three tires.
Let's get the third one just in case.
I don't know how much we should shift in front.
What the?
Wait, is it our car or is that the HQ or his car?
I think it's his car. I mean, our car.
Everybody's on our ass.
I'll keep up with ten pennies, don't you worry.
I'm not trying to keep all these other loot just to stop our backstreet, man.
About full.
I'm not sure if I should be shooting at the car in front, but just in case.
These guys are just protecting their gen.
They're giving up.
Cups, things here, hang on.
I don't care about that.
The aim is a bit off. It's not exactly going center. I know I'm skitzling, but it's true.
Okay, we're fine, right? Good, good, good.
That fucking bottom corner.
I think I'm just gonna pull up on the others now
In the mass mission
We'll have to the police car
Head
That's my dog
Yeah, I got all four tires
We good we good I think we're good guys
I'm gonna shoot the car ahead of him a little bit just in case that's what I need to do
but I don't think that's what I need to do.
If I have nothing else to do.
I don't think that's what I'm supposed to do, it doesn't feel like it, just in case.
Nice, nice, nice.
He's fucked.
I mean, what the hell?
clutching it he's not bad we have to go
again
Come on
I'll take you all
I can get this guy the police are in a term on to write
Assholes, you never understood what I did.
50 of me in this town would be okay.
I took the trash out, I did.
And I do it all again.
Sam is doing it again.
Don't, don't do it man, he's gone.
you
and get 100k in dead again. CJ is a baller again. He spent most of it in dead though.
Tomorrow guys, give us a twitch. I don't think they exist anymore at twitch moment,
but I'll type it in chat just in case. Only 100, you did it. I'll type it just in case it's true,
but I don't think it's moment. No, they removed that shit, they removed that shit.
But you guys were here. So tomorrow is also gonna probably a variety by the way chat.
We're going to check out tomorrow when I wake up and we start streaming.
We're going to check out there's a new GTA 6 announcement, I think.
I don't think it's out yet, but it's coming out in a few hours.
We'll check that out.
It's not out yet, right?
Let me just check if it's out yet.
If not, we can look at it now.
No, it's not out yet, right?
No.
20 minutes?
Right, really?
Okay, maybe I can stay for 20 minutes, we can chill a bit.
But am I allowed to watch it in 20 minutes, guys?
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to watch it.
You guys sure?
I kind of want to see the trailer, it's kind of a good timing, you know?
You guys sure?
It's on Netflix, right?
I don't know how to stream that shit.
Ben, chat's the same.
Yes, kind of want to get my DMC extract again.
But tomorrow we'll play a different game.
We are planning to play it through in a one sitting.
It's called dying light, I think.
No, fuck, I keep getting it wrong.
Something light.
No.
Guys, do you remember?
Name the game, guys.
What was the name again?
Do you remember?
Pick Rockstar Twitter, you can stream it?
Ah, fuck, I'll stream it now, then.
Oh, okay.
They allow, look, they allow the creators to live, okay, if this is in 20 minutes,
we should wait around, guys.
Let's do it.
Until dawn yes, we'll play this tomorrow. We'll finish it after that we have qualifiers and Doros
I'm in Washington, but until dawn is starting
We're playing that tomorrow. I think it's about an eight hour game
So we can it's like a horror game though. So but it's Friday Friday spooky Friday, you know
Spooky Friday tomorrow. Just so you guys know I'll start probably it probably go a little later
I'll probably start the same time
Okay, let's go for it
Let's go for the GT. I'll wait around for GT. I'm interested. It's so soon
I feel like I can't leave but how am I gonna react to it guys so I have to have Netflix
How do I react to it guys?
How does it work?
Let's read the articles on a length
GTA you said yeah rocks are allowing
Once the Netflix premiere starts
Do I have to get Netflix?
You need to jorke it while you're acting.
I need to have Netflix.
Okay.
I guess I'll get some Netflix, huh?
I don't have Netflix. I guess I'll buy a Netflix, huh?
Next hour exclusive to Netflix.
I'll buy it, I'll buy it, I guess.
Or someone can give me a Netflix account.
No, no, I'll just buy it.
First month is free.
Yeah, but I just have to go through the registration process.
3 trials for one month and gas up.
I mean I don't mind keeping Netflix, it's just like I have to sit here and have to go register
and stuff.
I used to have Netflix, but I used to join from someone else's case, but come on.
Well, executive carrot, thanks so much.
It was good though, it was a good game though.
Oh no, I rate this 9 out of 10 for sure.
Just in terms of vibes and everything, you know.
It's good vibes.
I don't think you're going to rate this game really though, it's not how it works,
You know, not really.
Go to casino after credits.
And we're right back.
Original gangster.
Max member's back.
We're all in the same 13 months.
Hello, get out of here, you bastard.
Hardwick, Neapolitan.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Catalina, you sick.
Get help.
And you go, you want to get us.
That's good, holy shit, I have 500k something, I got a lot from that last mission too.
Down there.
Alright, let's see.
So should we do the GTA Netflix thing, guys?
I'm down to do it, it's a bit more chill, you know?
It's not gonna take too long, right?
I mean, I'm assuming it's like, pretty sure, or is it like a several hour event,
Otherwise, then we can react to it tomorrow instead when I wake up.
It's 30 minutes long. Okay, cool.
Okay, let me go. I'll go fix Netflix.
I'll go fix Netflix then. Netflix.
Netflix register. I guess that's what we're doing.
Just a regular Netflix. That's like that.
Let's do basic 720p, no, after 1080p.
So you guys, 4K guys, three extra euros,
we get 4K resolution.
It's probably worth it for stream, right?
Won't this get me DMC8?
No, they have like,
you guys think it will streaming it on their YouTube?
No, no, no.
I think it's on their YouTube is today, right?
Look at this guys.
This is what they're releasing today.
You can stream it from here.
Are you sure?
I think it's an exclusive on YouTube
is in six hours from now, guys.
The Netflix has a earlier one.
I can't stream it from there.
OK, let's see.
That's on six hours late.
All right.
Feels weird doing it for Netflix.
Are Netflix cool with that?
Our Netflix cool with that.
That sounds so weird.
Is that really something?
I've never done this.
I feel like I saw this in hell.
Guys, should we just watch the announcement tomorrow because it's fine.
We'll watch it tomorrow before we play the other game.
When I wake up, it's better, I don't know bro, I got a DMCA strike, I don't want to get another one.
Sounds like Rockstar cool with it.
No hype tomorrow. They let you stream it. Okay, okay, if you guys say so.
Hey, this is Val, we cannot watch other games either, thanks.
That does sound like Val.
Check their X. Okay, let me check their X rock star
Rockstar X. I can't believe X is still the biggest platform for all these everything
See I'm not I need to log in
Extended look we can look at the extended look
That's a log in one second. I log that I log down of everything on my PC
So I have to buy okay. I'll buy Netflix 1080p
Okay, inner setting up your accounts. I'm gonna do my email. Okay. Oh, they were tricky.
I mean, fucking, who cares? I put in the dog shit password and was mad at me.
I don't care, man. Come on. One second. 20 minutes is pretty good timing. Okay,
I'll do PayPal, I guess. Continue to PayPal. Okay, let's go. Let's flicks it up. All right,
let's see. I'm curious to I want to see this if it's out now, it sounds like a big deal,
you know, he wants to do my credit card, whatever, I guess. But now I have to maybe
maybe do some verification and shit, I guess.
you
I'm just going to play the other game tomorrow. I can finish the game. The isolation is a
bit long. Okay, let's see GTA 6. The ghetto. Talking about the ghetto. Okay. GTA 6 leaker.
Okay, that's probably not what they wanted me to. Gameplay leaked. Okay, that's not
We're not going to show that either, so what do they want us to watch a bunch of live
series reaction reacting to it?
Of course, this is what we're going to do.
Where is like the normal GTA trailer?
This is the official trailer.
We'll watch the official trailer one time, because I don't remember.
We watched this obviously back in the day, but.
I haven't seen any leaks either. I don't really care about leaks.
This looks like real life. It's actually crazy. I think I said the same time last time, but what the fuck?
It was close though, it was close.
It's coming 2025.
I don't know, that turned out to be a lie.
trailer number two, it's a trailer number two, yeah I'm checking Netflix right now, four
minutes it says or something wait how many minutes, seven minutes, fixing leaks, it's
It's like they knew, it was like they knew, this is what a year ago.
Make it 4K?
Oh yeah, of course.
Damn, that's a strong bench.
I didn't watch this trailer, actually.
Right, keep thinking it's real life, what the fuck.
of
only
is that one actor dude
May 26th. Yeah, that's another line. Watching the old trailers, man. Watching the old trailers.
Makes you realize. But this time it's for real, guys. We're getting, finally getting, an extended
look. Here we go. I'm ready. An extended look coming August. This we didn't see it,
This is what's coming today.
Now it's a real extended look, no worry.
I mean it is, we have to stay and watch this guys, we just finished GTA 4, it's like,
it's meant to be.
Now I'm more excited.
Avengers doomsday, no heck in hell.
online. This is from GTA 5, right? Official art cover. Oh, this is the official art cover of the thing.
Now this, wait, dating is San Andreas. What is this? I didn't know this.
I didn't know.
I remember this. Shugum, thank you.
You playing GTA 5?
Damn. I should have seduced me early.
That's right. I never saw this car, right? Did I?
Maybe it did. I would have walked around like that.
So many girlfriends I missed out.
Netflix it up. I'm waiting still.
I'm waiting. It's still a few minutes, right?
Two minutes, two minutes.
Just wait.
Two minutes, they alarm.
Dude, there's so many girls I missed, what the hell?
Yeah, let's see if there's anything else we can watch while I fix Netflix, celebrate the holiday online,
do you stay online or the redemption?
I'm hearing sounds.
Where am I hearing sounds?
is that my Netflix? Where's that sound coming from? No, I was excited. Okay, I'm still waiting
on Netflix. I don't know if I can show you guys what I see. Someone said turn off hardware
acceleration. Let's see if I have it on hardware. Oh, was it in hard Excel graphics? I turn
Turn it off guys, alright so I can stream Netflix or what?
Don't turn that off.
You should start setup.
I'm ready, I'm waiting.
It says, it's gonna be released, I don't know.
It's not saying anything right now.
I can't probably show the Netflix screen, right?
This is all I see.
Turn it off guys, you just turn it off or restart.
This is what I see right now.
That's what I see.
That's what I see right now.
at hardware acceleration, turn it off from Google. Okay, turn off, turn off. Hardware
okay, acceleration, this one off, right? Okay, I'll restart the thing.
Off and refresh. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I'm ready. Guys, don't worry,
everyone ever misses. I mean, Netflix crashing, that's crazy. It didn't even crash for the
it didn't even crash for the... okay it's c- fuck.
Wait, one of my Netflixes is down, one of my Netflixes is down, one of them isn't.
This one isn't, but this one is.
I'll keep an eye on it, the Netflix is down right now, what the fuck man.
Holy shit, there is a lot of hype around this huh?
Holy fuck.
That's crazy.
They actually took it down.
Too many people. You have two Netflix? Well, I had one open on my other browser. That one's
just still alive right now. Let me try to click around a little bit. Yeah, it's still
alive, kind of. Netflix Home. It's just completely down, boys. It's a birthday cake. Valves onto
it. I can react to another stream or reacting to it if... no, Kaisenot doesn't have it either.
I'm looking at everybody. I'm looking around if anybody else has it. I'll react to another
stream reacting to it if I don't get my own, guys. Okay? But I think it's fine. Not
no one has it. Even the legendary Azman gold does not have it. Wait, some people
do have it. Am I crazy? No, wait, some people have it. Refresh. Okay. I'm gonna react to
only pixel reacting to it, because I can't don't have it. I don't have it right now until
I have it. So I got that's all I got. Some people don't have it. Some people, some
people will have it. Let's see. Same wallahi. I'm trying to fix it meanwhile. This is transformative
enough, right? Stream in a stream. Okay, I'm in again. GTA play. I got my own now. Okay,
We can start from the start, it's okay guys.
Okay, give me a second guys.
Give me a second guys, give me a second, give me a second.
It's better, only pixel reacting like crazy.
Okay, give me a pet the dog.
Wait, fuck, Netflix blocked.
We're just, fuck, it's lagging so much.
Okay, I got it.
Wait, my stream is not working guys. I fucked something up.
I guess we're watching only pixel.
I have some hardware acceleration on. I fucked up something guys.
Fuck.
I have some hardware acceleration on, I fucked up something, guys.
Fuck.
I think I have hardware acceleration or what?
Wait, let me try fixing it.
I'll fix it, I'll fix it, I'll fix it.
Why is it black, bro? Why is it black?
It's black. Whatever, we're watching this too.
We'll watch this to watch. Fuck it, that's all we can do, guys. That's all we can do.
I'm too new, but I'm a new reactor.
I'll try meanwhile to get my one.
Oh
Relaunch oh, okay, I see I see I see now. I see guys now. I think I had to press relaunch. Okay. I'm ready. I'm ready
I'm ready. Let's go. Let's go. I think it will work now right play
Okay, we're good. We're good. No
Good good better better better better much better
We're like 30 seconds behind but it's better right now. We don't miss it. I
Press a relaunch I see
god damn the quality that's actually crazy I feel like still the dialogue the
way to move their mouse isn't perfect but I don't know if that's possible oh
shit the rocks are about the DMC I mean I shouldn't have said that
this looks so real though what the fuck
This is the elevator guard.
This is PS5 footage.
That's insane.
Imagine what it's going to look like on a PC.
Holy shit.
Turn on subtitles.
Let me see if we have any English.
Okay, that's not bad actually
Two years for PC no way
Kind of Chad walking through oh he's gonna pull a pit bull. Oh my god. I
I would not pet that thing. I would not pet that thing. Are you serious? I'm just gonna bite you.
It looks like a demon.
There's no way a PS5 can handle this shit, man. Right?
It's crazy.
BoBi. Places like this exist, right, chat? It's 30 FPS on a PlayStation, I see.
That's crazy actually, I don't think about it.
Then you can see the cellulites on the girl, what the hell?
me tell you, let me tell you something. Sorry.
open chest. Capital.
Let's take the duffel bag, take the duffel bag and run.
oh my god he they don't have guns why are you shooting them
fuck oh that's that's some serious aiming thing actually what the fuck that's not a
joke this is some like escape of Tarkov in bullshit what the hell that's sick you
have a little sway you can tell when he's aiming as a little sway too
holy shit that's now that's Chad no way America paper walls or what
Damn.
Go on, yo.
Dude, this looks like real life. What is this? This is crazy.
my AC I forgot the Americans put their AC there I was like what oh damn
Now damn, that's really good. Slim Jim, nice, good touch. That's so easy, stealing a car,
what the fuck? There's no way modern cars can steal like that, right? No way.
You
Got them the right one
16 looking I relax to relax relax a bit too real they can't show that
that's a pretty sick apartment if they're in Miami too right they must be robin good
We can choose which beer what the fuck well, that's crazy
You can watch TV
I just don't know. This is a TV show inside. Got that. Only 3,000 calories. Damn. Man,
looks hot.
His voice is like ultra giga-chip.
I keep thinking I'm watching a movie and I'm not I'm watching a game. What the hell I keep thinking the same
I keep getting back in lost in it, bro
You can play as the girl too.
Oh, that look, that feel satisfying shooting in this game.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't get close.
some good ol' the wrasslin
forehead
Yeah. That's fine. Fancy roof bar. Who are these people who need hold hands or to you
can not hold hands to what the hell? Brian, is this Brian from some other game?
Did that wig is always so cool on girls it's like that one movie I forgot which one Lucy
I don't know. It's an anime, probably.
Holy shit, he sunburned himself.
I wonder if he can get sunburned in this game.
I feel like anything is possible.
you
I feel like these are arombas don't happen that afternoon anymore right when there's like
cameras everywhere. This feels like I thought this was like a 90s thing. Holy shit. And
people aren't paying cash, right? So why are you like, I mean, think about it, like
people aren't paying cash. Why are you robbing? Not that many. It still does them. All the
guys trying to tell me to retire my drive am I driving a look realistically bad on this
no no you guys don't know and the variety in course looks so real
you
Yep
Oh shit, he's a getaway driver.
Oh shit.
Look at Diablo.
Did it sound like it's calling balls and mouths?
You mean the main character?
Yeah.
just a chill mission
oh damn look at that fucking
no way that no way that happens if you shoot out a tire that's crazy
they fucking nailed the graphics when it spins through what the fuck
holy moly
Four stars on the top right there is four stars. It's good. We have the GTA cam ready
Copying this mission from Sandra's hey that was CJ doing that shit for show
I feel like they could have backed out a bit more and like parked or some shit kind of
the throw. Damn.
Damn, look at that guy's hair graphics, even flowing in the wind.
Holy shit.
Gonna lose my life for this game.
I have a lot of people will, I bet.
I'm looking but okay.
What the hell did he rob even?
burning a car like that? I'm a bad guy. Imagine wearing a thong during a gig. I'm imagining.
I'm glad, nevermind, I'm not gonna say it.
I'm glad sometimes I don't have an eye tracker
with these things.
It's not my fault though.
I keep looking at his biceps, I can't help myself.
I hope the radio, the radio makes or breaks GTA, they're gonna have some bangers for sure.
Holy shit, she benches how much, no I wasn't that much, I thought it was more.
What the hell.
Life in Florida doesn't seem so bad, actually, right?
Not that bad.
Oh, damn.
Oh, no.
Not these kind of people.
Take the phone and smash it. Hello? Honestly believable. Oh this easy. Holy moly. Do you
got a lot of city at nights. I feel like there was a guy and a girl hearts a ball. I wonder
if you can break up with the girl or something.
Damn, she looks real.
They would hire two thugs for this? What the hell?
You
Lula
Bodyguards now?
Oh boy.
Holy shit, that looks so real.
So we're at the club.
Where's Parker?
Give me a Parker cameo.
You
Incredible they're gonna go take okay, right?
I
Called it's mental. It's not even like there's not anything close even maybe that one game Detroit beyond human
I was like kinda but it's like not even halfway and this is what I remember
What's going on here?
Yeah, Cyberpunk 2, I guess, pretty good, of course.
I didn't play it though, I didn't test Ryla.
Yeah, I knew it.
You
Hulked up to the gills
I gotta look at his laptop.
Oh, sure.
Ponio.
Damn.
This is a good one.
This is some console GTA, I mean, aim lock type of shit guys, I feel like an aim lock
moment for sure. Nobody's that fast, except me maybe on PC.
That's not realistic. Okay, I didn't want to say anything guys. I'm the play pester.
That's gonna gig a jet.
One guy against a whole hit squad.
Oh, shit.
She's cooked.
What the fuck?
She's actually cooked.
recovering from that there's no way that was sick though you even her it pushed her the wall
left a blood stain
We just honestly make it doing an honest living here. We ain't even criminals right now.
Oh, you can slow-mo this shit? Oh, that's the I symbol on the top left. I was wondering
what that was. You can max pay in it basically.
Do you finish that guys? I'm gonna come for you. Oh fuck. Oh no way. What?
song.
Now where stop farming aware.
He's saying this I mean while we're going to be sitting inside playing video games playing this game.
Don't say that.
Damn, though.
that's actually sick though actually sick I mean okay they're gonna give me another
release date but I already saw two of them November 19th 2026 listening guys
listen if there's nothing going on maybe I'll buy a PS5 and I will do with this
because I kind of want to at least play through the story you know like maybe I
won't be a GTA role-player type of guy okay let's close Netflix before they
fucking DMCA strike me, right? That was a lot of cool stuff.
I wanna play through the story one time, because it feels like
some of the things you've got to do, man. Let's probably, let's
probably get, let's probably get a GTA 5. No PS5 and stock. I
can borrow one for my friend maybe then. Not November. You
guys don't think it would be any, no way, man. It's also
the beginning. Oh yeah, I missed the first like 30
seconds. Let's, let's rewatch that just in case there's
anything there. I'm not gonna do GTRP, but I do, I do
like story game like a little bit cancel your Netflix sub that's the true
miser way we've just missed the first 30 seconds here
play GTA 4 amazing game, you know I see I'm done almost
yeah this is the part we missed I think we saw everything after this right
because we saw the elevator guy. Yeah, it still looks insane. It looks so real on the outside here.
Like, I feel like I'm in the wire, you know what I'm saying? Actually straight up.
Yeah, we saw this. We saw this. That's crazy. I mean, there's so many games. I kind of want to
play through the story. It'll be fun, guys. I mean, GTA 4, we played through that today.
that was great. Kind of timed the ending of that as the announcement of GTA, sorry GTA
sound there is something, timed the ending of that as the announcement of this came out which
is kind of sick. But tomorrow, not GTA 4, tomorrow I'm probably planning on doing the
The
Clanker approves.
Okay, you know, we can react to it.
Okay, yeah.
Tomorrow, we'll probably play the horror game, though, yeah?
Until dawn.
Thank you, chat.
You guys know.
I never understand what it's like.
You guys are just filling in the blanks.
Thank you.
As I fucked it up ten times already.
Tomorrow, we'll play through that.
It's an eight-hour playthrough, so we'll probably star on the same time as yesterday,
and we'll go a little bit later than today.
It'll be fun.
And then after that we have some, I think a blast qualifiers, so we're probably going to
watch some Dora.
We'll see what interesting ones there will be.
But this was an amazing trailer and I'm definitely, okay, I'm going to make it close so I don't
show any other Netflix or some shit.
Yeah.
Definitely going to want to play through the story of this.
Even though I hate, I'm not a console gamer guys, and honestly I'm a little, I'm pretty
embarrassed of how bad I'm going to be playing on console, but we'll play it
for the story at least and check it, check some shit out.
I think that's one of those things we've got to try at least.
That's in two months as long as there's no like tournament the same time I'll play through it
What an uninteresting problem permits the story so unappealing for a European about brother
Welcome to America. It's time to time to live the Florida lifestyle a little bit. All right, learn learn
You have a piece five. I have a friend actually that has one I could probably borrow it from him. It's fine. I
Could probably wait for PC. Yeah, but it's gonna be like a year or two on PC, right?
I feel like it's going to be delayed anyway maybe we'll see all right do gta 4
paktora now we're doing the inner light tomorrow inner dying i forgot what the name was already
we're doing the inner game tomorrow but after that it'll be a little bit more doughnut but i
have a ton of fun playing variety guys you know i hope you guys enjoy it too it's it's
fun to do something different to like fresh in the mind and i i i feel like we it's a nice
community in chat when we're doing variety compared to inner light dying light until dawn that's the
one how is this title impossible to remember it's like it's it's mixed up with every other word it's
like similar to honestly I blame the title it's a it's a good vibe when we're good chat you know
good chat and fun to do different things all right boys gta gta center is was a banger
we're playing a horror game tomorrow i'll see you then and then some dough that the day after
that. And we'll see, I don't know, there's still quite a bit of time left before. Well,
actually, there was another one. There was another tournament maybe starting on the second,
but we'll see. We'll have some time after after after that. I'm sure. All right. Peace
out, boys. Good night, everybody. See you guys. We're not streaming for YouTube
to this, we can do the normal song.
last chance spam oldest and Andreas most now we've got to keep buster around keep
Buster at least.