you
You
Come on!
I am in the enemy territory!
Come on!
Come on, I need someone to say, I knew I liked Tappy, come on, don't be a hater from outside
of the club.
You can't even get in.
Got him!
Sorry to hurt your feelings, just kidding, I love you guys so much, it's really not
that serious.
Are we ready?
Tomorrow is the Super Bowl, and I'm really excited about it.
I cannot wait. I'm, I love the Super Bowl. I love the game. I love,
I love the commercials. I love the halftime show. I just like literally,
I can't wait. I'm so excited about it. Yay. I'm pumped. I'm pumped.
Ooh. Okay. So, I feel like with the Super Bowl tomorrow, it's only right and only fair
to share why I would say I'm a Patriot fan, all right?
And so I will give you the long lore and the long story.
Okay, so here we go.
In the beginning, I was truly raised by no one, no animals.
And so I didn't have a team, Chad.
I didn't have a team.
I didn't even watch sports.
You know what I mean?
I just decided, like I was just a sporty kid.
I love sports.
I love, we're going way back in the beginning, right?
since birth. So like I just decided I like football growing up. No one else really cared
about football or sports. I just like football. So I had to pick a team. And so I just was
like, Hey, Peyton Manning, that guy seems pretty cool. And he's like pretty good at
the game. So little me would just picked Peyton Manning as a person. And then I just
inherently was then a colts fan. And so I would cheer for them for no particular
reason. And then I just was like, woo, go team go. Um, and then
as I started getting older, I was like, okay, like, if people
ask, this is who I am now, like, I'm a cool fan, cool, cool,
right? Then Peyton Manning retired and I was kind of like,
ooh, I don't really know what to do. I don't really have like,
like, I don't have roots for anything. I don't know who to root
for, right? And so I just enjoyed the sport and watched
it and really have a team that rooted for. But if you are a
football fan, growing up, you knew who you weren't supposed
like the Patriots right they were up number one they were enemies like boo
Patriots all you do is win boo give other people a chance oh you cheater oh
deflate gate all this other stuff right so lo and behold I become best friends
with a guy named beard aka my husband right so I'm really good friends with
him he's a diehard Patriots fan his story is the same he didn't really have
a team and he picked the Patriots and he was right or die with them forever
right? So we're watching the Super Bowl. And if you know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about
these Super Bowl, okay? Patriots versus the Falcons. So I am rooting for the Falcons in my home.
He's rooting for the Patriots in his home. And we're texting each other and I'm like,
you're going down, haha, your team sucked. And he's like, I'm willing to bet you something,
a wager and I'm like period and he's like if the Patriots win this Super Bowl you have to be a Patriots fan and I'm like
Yeah, right they're gonna win. I was like I'm willing to bet that because I don't have a team and there's no way these losers are about to come back
It was 28 to three when I made that bet
No
28 to three when I made that bet and as history has it
They did come back and they did win and I am a Patriots fan so that I got I got
conned okay I got conned into it and you know what it's been a great ride I've
really enjoyed it and when you're from when you're in on this side how can you
hate if you can't hate from outside the club when you can't even get in like
I said so you know it's been really fun we've loved watching and sharing on
the Patriots it's been awesome I love through the years like getting to
no different, almost like characters.
I'm such a girly pop.
Getting to know the players and rooting for the players
and all that, so it's just been so much fun
and just you can't, like you literally can't.
I guess you can hate the Patriots, but like why?
It's so lame.
When all you do is win, all you do is win, get them ranked.
But anyways, so we kind of fell out of love with football
and fell in love with USC,
but we've like kept tabs on them and stuff.
So it's just exciting to see them back in the Super Bowl.
So that's who we're rooting for, of course.
We did get a chance to see Brady play down in Miami
for like the one game.
What was the AJ Brown?
Antonio Brown.
The one time Antonio Brown was on the Patriot.
We were able to go down to Miami and watch them play
and that was really cool.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're excited, we're excited.
I have a new respect for all the real not.
LA Rams were live.
Yeah, let me know what team you guys root for.
I don't know if there's like a reason,
like if it's just running your family,
his family are die-hard Miami Dolphin fans.
And so when he picked the Patriots, he was shunned.
He was like, how, everyone was just so devastated.
So it's always such a good time
when the family gets together around the holidays
and stuff, because you've got the big games happening
and it's like a nail vibrant and stuff.
So we got the Chicago Bears, the Seahawks,
Sadly, the Giants, you know you get a choice, right?
Like you don't have to be a fan of loser.
I'm just getting Raidersons, a little kid, sports.
My family are Die Hard Pats fans is so cool.
Oh my gosh.
I want no football.
I want stop sign.
What stop sign?
Colt Steelers, Pat.
I don't like being, not being able to talk.
You're talking right now, what you're talking about?
Packers, Chargers, Steelers, Giants, Buckeyes.
I've never watched college football ever, ever,
never watched it.
I don't think I ever will.
So I can't tell you anything about college football.
I just know that the rules are slightly different
between college and professional,
and I think personally that's stupid.
Like you're playing college ball
in hopes to get to professional,
so the rule should be the same.
like they should apply exactly the same.
It shouldn't be, oh, but if that was college,
it would have counted.
Oh, if that was this, it wouldn't have.
I think that that's dumb.
That makes zero sense at all.
Steelers, Broncos, there's been a lot.
Oh my God, there's a lot of teams that haven't even seen.
Oh my God.
But anyways, I'm excited regardless.
It's gonna be fun.
Our goal today is play some Fortnite, have a blast.
We have power hour and an hour and a half.
And then towards the end of stream,
We will do a Super Bowl surprise, a Super Bowl head off, okay?
A prediction, if you may, and I'll be the Patriots,
and I'll have an opposing team be the Seahawks,
and I'll be playing Madden, and we will see.
We will see.
Who will win?
You guys have never seen me play Madden before.
I'm really excited about it.
There won't be, I can't do no halftime show, okay?
There will not be a halftime show here.
You have to see that tomorrow, okay?
Cause I don't got that in me.
I can't, okay?
I don't know.
I can't.
Can we talk to Beard for one second?
Why?
What do you need?
Have you played Madden?
Oh, I love you even more.
See?
Oh my gosh, thanks.
The hair on top is like a little antenna.
That's so funny.
Let's see if I can get rid of him.
He'll probably come back.
He wants to talk to you.
Okay, anyways, but today's gonna be fun.
Power Hour, you know about it?
Are you going to participate in it?
Let me know.
Are you going to participate in it?
Yes, no.
No, yes, no.
Let's go. What is it? Perfect. I'm glad you asked.
Okay, starting at 3.30, if you ready up in a game of VR, you automatically load in with the brand new crossbow and a self revive.
The crossbow when you hit someone with it, kills you immediately.
Yeah. No, you heard that right. Kills you immediately. One shot. Boom. You're dead.
done so for one hour straight okay so even if it hits you in your elbow your
shoulder your head your bum one shot dead okay beer says D and now I just
saying it epic games said one shot bow they didn't say headshot they said one
shot so if it's one shot it's one shot that is like you know what I mean and
I'm assuming that's why they're giving us all stuff revive because they're
Assuming you get hit from far away, you have a chance, you have a chance, okay?
So we have an hour of that, an hour, I'll go double check, but it could be wrong, I guess, but it's, it's, it's, here we go, let's figure it out.
Empowered cupid's crossbow, friendship bubbles, then everyone starts with a self revived device, sounds like a match made in fortnight.
Love and Legends power hour starts at 3.30 Eastern time.
Okay, so the leaker said it. The leaker said it yesterday, not for night, but we'll see. What is this?
This is the same thing that we watched day of. You guys have audio because I don't.
We don't need it, but I don't have audio. You don't have audio either.
Maybe the video itself just doesn't have audio.
Could be that maybe they just uploaded the clip with no audio because I don't know.
Oh, no, but regardless, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm spreading lies because I'm a liar. I'm a liar cheater scum, but that's what we were told.
Yesterday, at least that's what we were told. It says I have zero followers.
Zero.
Oh, thank you Jesus there. You all popped up. You all popped up
Let's play for no
I'm ready to have fun today. I'm ready to be bunny penny all day today. Oh my god zero is crazy. I was literally deficit
I
Guess we're starting back from the bottom. You know what I mean an hour of dying
Immediately sounds great. Doesn't it just like a soon it like you probably won't even be able to land
You're gonna get shot out of the sky, you know
I wonder if there'll be any other weapon or if it'll just be that.
That's what I wanted because the ammo in it is infinite, by the way.
Skin redemption.
Skin redemption for two days straight.
I was kpop demon hunters for two days straight and because I just spoke.
Because I just existed. I didn't even think that was going to trigger something in your
evil little brain. I'm so excited to be Bunny Penny, I said. And immediately! I'm Hulk
Smash. I'm like Hulk past. Yeah! Why are you like this? Why are you like this? Actually,
I don't think I have an NFL skin. I think I should go get one. Hold on. I don't think
I even have one.
Oh, I don't.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, well, create a code happy happy gal.
Why is she so buff?
Oh my goodness.
I don't know which one to get.
They're all baddies.
Which one looks most like me?
I think just this pasty one right here, this one.
Okay, so can you, oh my gosh.
You guys can, we, it's not like with the pets, right?
Like I can, when I purchased this,
I can continue to change the number, right?
Or is it like once I choose the number, I lock it in.
Like I don't need to pick anything now.
You can change it.
Okay, thank you.
Cause y'all were saying yes and I was getting confused.
Okay, well creator code heavy heavy gal.
I'm gonna get my first NFL.
Again, I'm very excited about this.
Oh my gosh.
Maybe we'll wear this later,
But right now we gotta wear Hulk Smash.
Okay.
We make it look like me right now?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay, I gotta like it.
Are there any other things to edit or no?
Oh.
Oh, she's pretty.
Oh, she is buff.
I wish I was strong like that.
Okay, you don't get a backfling with it though.
Um, should I have gotten the bundle or the backflings of the button?
No, there's not any.
Okay.
I was like, huh?
How does it not come with, um, like a football, at least of some sort.
Okay.
I look so cool.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
It would be even cooler if you could put, like, your name on the back of the jersey, like up to four or five letters.
I think that'd be cool.
Change the number to six, seven. No, I just changed it to 12. I know I could change the number. I just changed it to 12.
Alrighty, whatever. Let me go be Hulk and let's go win this game.
I want to put my alligator slippers back on though feels right wait, what about these ones?
Yeah.
Um, okay, back to lean.
We'll just randomize everything and just be disgusting.
We'll just be disgusting.
All right, Pookie, you can fix the screen for him now.
green for a Seahawks, W skin redemption.
She actually like blue and lime green.
Yummy.
Yummy. Remember that time when the Seahawks should have ran the ball but they threw it?
hahaha oh yeah you think you're funny I'm funny you're mm-hmm got him oh look at
the fit look at the drip I like it I am a threat to society you guys are saying
PY but it's not showing up for me so if you could confirm where I'm supposed to
go and now it was redeemed I would love that
Oh my gosh princess with five gifted subs Danny with 10 oh my gosh oh so you guys just believe
me first came out of the day you know that when you do this it sets a tone that that's
negative like it really just sucks the life out of me when you guys do this so thank you
thank you it's gonna be a great next like four or five six seven eight twelve zero hours
I'm I'm rage-quitting thank you so much Danny for 10 gifted that is a crazy awesome
Blessings as well as points at sparkles. Thank you so much
Thank you
Yeah, I'm gonna show you why I am number one you are the one to one the Sun you are you are the one
They're gonna be so they're gonna be still up teddy bis getty happy when you land on this ground
And you get a weapon and you murder everyone inside of wonky land. They're gonna be like a bummer
I was really hoping I could see her crash out, but you know what we're not gonna give them a big one today
No, no, we're gonna be bigger better faster stronger
Little balloon dual shotguns right away. We're already winners right away. They can't oh
baby, they can't
They want to but they can't what is that?
Twin
Where have you been hold on coming? Oh?
Yeah, oh, yeah
What have you done?
You're a pink pony girl and you dance at the club. Oh, mama
Just having fun on the stage with my girls where I belong down at the
We'll pretend like that Justin got him okay, I think he lives who the heck he is already
Who was ready to wear what I'm wearing?
Who are you?
Get down here, let me shoot you in the face, bull. Come on. It's your time.
It's your time to go.
Come on Hulk smash! Get up on over here.
Meow.
Hulkie? Hulkie butt.
Raaaaaahhhh!
Oh, I already have a crown, cool!
Yo! Logham!
Logham in the building!
What'd I do?
Thank you so much for making me giggle already.
Thank you for making me giggle.
Raaaaaahhhh! I can't find my roar.
I don't know what that is. I wish I could have roared with you, but I couldn't find it.
I did already have a crown, so...
yours kind of got wasted there, and I'm sorry about that, but hey, what are you gonna do?
You'll get another one.
Okay, what?
Did you say something to me? No, you didn't. Okay.
Okay, I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I feel like there's more people- what is that? What is that?
Okay, alright alright that's one of my mods absolutely put it on. Yep you're out
of here you're out of here and you're done. Yep, yep. Oh oh oh oh alright alright
we're just gonna go back up. Um that guy was rude. Did we see where that came from?
I don't see the guy. I'm just not seeing the guy. That's probably my biggest
problem when I take fights. I just don't see the guy, you know? Yeah.
How do they keep seeing me? Where the heck are these people at? Oh, there he is. 240
and took me forever just to land the last shot.
200 and a board, and I couldn't even...
It is the job, right?
You know what I'm saying?
Invisible Hulk smash.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Let me hear you say, well...
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
All right, guys.
How do you feel?
How do you feel, ladies and gentlemen,
that you tried to send me to my immediate doom and death
and yet I'm still here rocking it,
big time in the big leagues?
You can't defeat me!
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, ah!
I hate that.
Hate that for me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, we're gonna get some motion here, Twin.
All right.
Here we are.
All right, no one has played the game.
It's time to play the game
This is the big
That's what she's singing right now how it's the big show all right, we're gonna sit right here in a little corner
Okay, here we go. Here we go. Are you serious? Thank you for subscribing happy two months
Flower power and no key. Thank you for following still updating. Thank you for following. I appreciate you guys so much
You're looking absolute phenomenon today
Okay, okay, okay. We're just gonna sit and we're gonna wait and we're gonna get our goodies and then we're gonna go
Yo
bum bum bum bum. I got like
bum bum bum bum
Ooby's candy. All right, I'm liking this. All right. Yeah
I'm liking what I'm cooking up here. Also pretty sure there's a car out front so we're gonna grab that whip
We're gonna get that and skiddle. I'm kind
As long as no one took it
Do you guys ever...
I'm gonna admit something embarrassing.
Like, do you guys ever play Fortnite every single day of your life
and then randomly you just start hitting the wrong button to do the right- like, the thing?
Like, you know what you want to do?
Like, for instance, you go in your inventory and you're trying to move something around,
you're trying to, like, function, and you're just like,
what the heck? You're just smashing buttons.
You're just smashing buttons, nothing makes sense.
Why does that happen?
What is wrong with us?
Why are we in-
Microwave like we've been microwaved, but we're cooked we're done some
The muscle memory gets bugged the bride like I'm done for oh
Oh wait a minute, I was listening to that, uh-huh. It's only fifty on it, but it's okay
All righty all righty all righty okay okay okay okay okay all right we're over
here and we're over there wait what now you can only carry three oh it's just
bugged it's just bugged I was like okay I was about to crash out I'm not gonna
Oh, I'm not gonna lie, but I'm crashing out.
Nope.
I was like, epic game!
Climaxing with me!
You guys think I should buy bubbles instead?
Ooh, thumbs up here.
Okay.
We're a little bit nervous.
Oh, Black Beetle's in the city!
Oh, ow, ow!
Why do we- Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, let me in the car!
AHHHHH!
Slowly, slowly!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, everyone just needs to calm down.
Everyone just needs to calm down right now.
Alright, we can do things, we can do things that are scary, and we can do things that are hard.
Hello! You're a goner!
Ooh, I like how I hit all those shots.
Oh I like how you just stopped. Oh my gosh.
Were those footsteps just late? What's going on?
Fortnite makes me nervous! Fortnite makes me nervous!
Fortnite makes me NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBINNNNNNN!!!
Ha ha! Oh!
Yeah you better get outta my gas station.
That's what I thought guys I scared him away this is my gas station I'm the
captain now
old Keith her so oh bad me could beam she almost got me oh my gosh she almost
almost got me. Am I cut? Am I cut? Woo! I gotta get down here. Oh my gosh. Wait. How
much is Storm hitting for? One? Okay, cool. Let me just go right here. We're back in
the game. We're back in the game. Quit saying that I'm cut. Guys, I'm not even cut.
Ooh, ooh, I hit the gas pump a little bit, just grazed it, just barely, just barely got it just a little bit.
Raaah!
Insane in the membrane!
Insane in the membrane! Insane ain't that no brain!
Hello everyone, welcome! Happy Saturday, okay? I'm just glad that you're here today.
And I just want you to know that I'm happy to see you
And I hope you're happy to see me
And thank you for being here. We are going to do a little dancey dance and just a mm-hmm. I
Do want to turn this bad boy around and go get
That self-revive that remains over here just in case because you never
No, you never know
Okay, it's an all night party that we're getting into.
I think it's a reba-dumba-joke.
It's on you.
It's a dream.
It's a scheme.
Okay, there are 11 people left.
We have seven.
Seven elims.
Seven.
Six seven.
Okay, we are Hulk Smash.
Things are a little buggy, I'm noticing.
Alright, I have a plan.
Okay, here we go.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Sir?
Sir, that was very confusing.
Yeah, you're not beating- how the heck did he beat me?
How did he beat me how did that where how did that work?
He just got done fighting I
Come in I hit every shot first. I swear these people cheat bro. They cheat they cheat their liars
They're cheaters their scums confirmed. I will be reporting
Cuz what do you mean every single shot you hit is always a headshot
That suspicious that's weird
Hello? That's suspicious. That's weird.
And you lost.
Skillish you.
You know what? I have to say about that.
You should probably go brush your teeth today.
Please, you're torturing the people around you.
Get your poop in a group. Okay?
You can't accept defeat, bro.
And why would I?
And why would I want your feet?
Gross. Denied.
Also, I'm a giant green bean. Of course they kill me.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you so much for being here.
I'm going to go do the like wall.
I'm going to go do the like wall and try to calm down because y'all are just already
grinding my gears.
You're over here thinking that you're better than me, that you're smarter than me, that
you're bigger, faster, stronger than me.
You're literally not.
You never will be.
LOL reporting someone because you lost.
That's some stopped poop right there.
Actually, I know a lot about soft poop. I have IBS. I actually already did two soft poops today. Secondly, when did I report someone?
Did you...
Did I report somebody?
Where?
When?
Huh?
You're dumb, bro.
What's that?
It's an all night party that I'm getting into.
I think it's all over, but the joke is on you.
It's a dream, it's bim, bim, bim, bim, bim.
OK.
Let's see what kind of feet we're feeling.
I'm feeling cheesy today.
I'm feeling a bit cheesy.
And we're going to dance to what?
Pretty girl era.
Ooh, that's so perfect, because guess what?
I don't care.
I
I'm not winning and what if they do what if they do it's okay it's okay if they do it's
okay so biggie my controller settings have you have you gal controller settings on tiktok
you'll find my settings. That's all you got to do. Jada, thank you for the follow. King
thank you for the follow. Big Bray, thank you for the follow. If y'all want to know who's
going to win the Super Bowl, I'm going to tell you in a couple hours we're going to
go play Madden and we're going to have the Patriots versus Seahawks and we'll tell you.
We'll tell you. That way you know what's going to happen tomorrow. I will literally
show you a play by play of what's going to happen tomorrow. I'm playing Madden. I'm
I'm going to show you Seahawks versus Patriots what that plays out as, okay?
I got you.
Bad buddies winning.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he's already won, you know what I mean?
The commercials better be good.
This is my thing that's aggravating me is, I, why do I feel like the Superbowl commercials
get leaked before the Superbowl even happened. That is annoying. What is the purpose of that?
Like the whole polar bear one? I don't know if that's the case, but that felt like a Superbowl
commercial and it made me mad. I refused to even finish watching it because I was annoyed.
Like I felt like if I saw that on the Superbowl I would have loved it, I would have been
obsessed with it. But then I saw it and I was like, you spoiled it, I'm annoyed,
I'm not watching it.
Hope, thank you for the follow.
TT, thank you for the follow.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe it wasn't supposed to be a Super Bowl commercial,
but it felt like it should have been, so.
We're boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Like, we don't get to be excited for nothing no more,
man.
It's always just like, ooh, leak, ooh, spoiler,
Oh, early look at, stop it!
Unless it's Fortnite and they're giving it to me,
then I won it.
Double standard, kind of crazy.
Can you speak Dutch?
Nope.
I can speak English barely.
And that's it.
I don't have a big brain.
Pea-sized brain up inside the set.
Very little, very small.
Not big brain energy, not around here.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
it's a tree I'm gonna eat the steaks no one else can have it I'm gonna hit these
so no one else can have it
okay I'm gonna get the bubble mantle yeah take it the whole streamer liberal so
So no one else can have it.
Come across the street.
Eat steak, eat steak.
Oh my gosh, streamer loot insane in the min brain right now.
If this is another stream sniper, I'm going to poop my britches.
Oh it is.
Why did he just stand there?
How's this just to know?
I don't think this guy can see me.
Oh, whatever he had, that thing was hidden.
Oh my gosh, that was Logham again.
That's the Logham guy.
He confused me there a little bit.
I'm not going to lie.
He's wearing something different.
How's that supposed to know?
I never knew.
I never knew that everything was falling full.
Damn.
That song makes me sad inside
Generally couldn't tell what was going on there, but that's okay sometimes you got to be patient. Oh
Yeah, me me me me me me me me
Come on man light work no reaction. Come on man. You think I'm getting scared out here against these slugs
Nah, shawty could never be me I
Loki won't I don't want the mythic pump because I have gold the thingy majigees. I don't want the responsibility
See what I'm saying. See what I'm saying. Yeah, I like that. I
Like that. Thank you. I think I'm gonna have gold to go get Zoe you guys think I should
She heals. Maybe I should. Tiktok, thank you for being here again. Do the stakes do anything for you?
Yes, what they do is they help you pick up that weight faster and that weight gives you a chance to get really good loot.
So you can get a Mythic Pump Shotgun, you can get gold weapons, like there's so many different items that you can get.
From that you can get good stuff. You can get horrible stuff Courtney
Courtney just made me the mayor of the future city
Oh my goodness, oh, oh
What is this about interesting? Oh
With it up
Huh
You can get to your emotes two different ways now. That's crazy. Thank you so much Courtney for the future city
Get that kind of crazy comms right there, and I'm gonna crazy calm say somebody back it up and dump a w right in her lap
Baby, you know what I'm saying big double with the rate. Thank you big dogs
Thank you. Oh my gosh
I'm barra barra barra barra very appreciative
Especially yeah
All right, let's go party rock
Party rockers in the house tonight
tonight. Tori with the galaxy up top. What's going on there? Okay, yep. What do you want?
Who are you? Rock paper scissors! Rock paper scissors! Okay. I don't really want to play
Rock, Paper, Scissors I don't want to because what if I lose pookie do I have to play with it? I don't want to
Okay, come here fine. It's the rules
Come here. Oh dang. She's jacking you up here. I'll tell her to wait. I'll tell her wait. Come here. I
Guys, you know the rules
Rock, Paper, Scissors come closer if I lose I die
huh
Okay, all righty
Ready set
I was so scared I was so I'm never more scared of my life. I've never been more scared of my life. Oh my gosh
I really did not want to play I was so scared that felt like some squid game stuff, bro
Oh, I didn't say best you had a three get him out of here. That's only if I lose you know what I mean
You came with some good
Cool all right you guys did hit the like well the zone is coming though
So what I'm gonna do is get into the zone and then
And then I'll dance. Maybe we'll do this bush right here.
Whoo, I cannot believe! Ooh, we got a bubble back there. That's kind of nice.
How pain in the butt has the lock on AR been for y'all? Annoying?
Annoying?
Alright, shit. We're looking for cliche.
The sound is the car right here.
He wanted to dance too.
He wanted to dance too!
Hello!
Alright, self revive even though that didn't work last time.
We'll go for it.
It's okay.
It's okay, sometimes it doesn't work.
Oh!
Okay.
I have come very low, but I need to be careful here because holy moly.
I'm not losing this.
Where is he?
Okay.
Okay, is that him?
Okay, so he's up here. So we're gonna push, we're gonna push. Clench your booty chiefs, y'all, guys, dudes,
buns. Where is he?
He landed below. Oh my, oh my goodness. Chat, do I choke?
I feel like he's waiting for his wingsuit to come back.
He's just gonna run for me again.
I'm scared.
I don't like it.
I don't like it!
Oh, there he is.
oh crap no there's not what why would that happen ow shoot what is happening
that's what I wanted so did he come over here or is this AI tricking me no okay
he isn't there I know where you are I know where you live I'm gonna kill him
I have to! Come on!
What is that? That's a new guy?
That's a new guy.
Yeah, the new guy being sneaky.
It might be a bot, but regardless, we're letting the other guy get away.
What do I do now yeah jack him up jack him up
okay then this guy is going to think like I just got in the fight of my life
right and he's gonna turn third-party me no dang I really want to run that
But I don't have room wait there he is
Dang it
Bones the decisions we have to make
He's up there to my right. He has a lock on him cook, but I don't think he does
Therefore out out. He does does he I think he has a lock on am I cook? Oh
farts
Chad does he have a lock-on? What was that? What gun was that? Oh, crap. Why did that feel like a lock-on?
We're gunners
So we hide right there see
Hey girl, hey you got this 330 is so we have an hour till power hour. Oh, there's the guy
I don't want it. I just want to fight this one dude. Come on Zoe. Come on Zoe me you and Mira
Why can't I tell her to come on I see you over there
to that bush. Wait for it, wait for it. It's his bot. His bot versus my bot. Mira versus
Zoe. Why is she pushing? Oh, she wants violence. She's craving violence. Get him. Jack him
up me and this one guy just have been yeah
mirror your cook can't help your your little friend no more can't help your
a friend no more we have like no shotgun bullet okay here's an idea I can shock
wave through the bush push them I don't know I don't know if it's worth it oh
crap
First he landed. He landed up top. I'm going for it.
Oh crap. I get a lock on him dead. One sided beef and I'm sucking a tree.
LOL. Well we're cucked, right?
Who that what the heck I missed it oh good there's someone else in here nice
this is so good for me Zoe Zoe please Zoe please Zoe please Zoe please thank
you Zoe okay okay okay oh my gosh
Oh my gosh. I'm scared.
Watch me Zoe.
Nice, nice.
Any more shockwaves?
Let's be so careful here.
Oh my gosh, there's no way I'm making like a full reset.
No way!
That's kind of crazy. That's kind of crazy.
How did I manage that?
I don't know. We gotta get out of here though, fast.
Ooh, peace candy.
I can't help it. I have like the best loot in the game, but I can't help it.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, love you bye.
If they lock onto me, I'm cooked.
We gotta prepare for emergency landing.
Also, we need bunkers.
We're really bad.
Guys, I don't know what to tell you, man.
I just got it.
I got it.
It hit me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna win this game.
We have 5E-Lens and 5 People Left.
Technically 4, because you can't count yourself.
Do I go up this mountain and try to get a self-revive?
Is it worth it to us?
I don't know.
I do really wish that I had the derpy mask, the TP teleportation mask.
I wish I had that in my repertoire!
Which I had in my inventory!
Okay, alright.
We're bobbing, we're weaving, we're weaving, we're bobbing.
You guys are tuning in, you're watching.
You're watching from YouTube, you're watching from TikTok, you're watching from Purple
App.
You're watching Happy Happy Gal.
Potentially get fourth place, fifth place, third place, second place even I could get.
But could I get first place?
I don't know.
I don't know!
Oh my God.
Maybe what I do is get rid of the wingsuit because the lock-on exists and because I know
the zone is getting smaller, so the risk of getting beamed is getting higher.
I wonder...
I don't know.
I kind of feel like maybe I need, like I just need to find some kind of cover.
In case of emergency.
I need a bunker is what I need.
You know what I mean?
Like I need a bunker!
Cool G, Ollie, thank you for following me in this very vulnerable time of my life.
Ty with the Prime, Cheris with the Prime, thank you guys so much for subscribing.
That means a lot.
Honestly, Zoey has been scaring me quite a bit.
Oh my gosh, but what about this?
Oh my goodness, that's huge!
I didn't know how to do this.
What do you guys think?
I think so.
You're sat, you're sat.
I'm sat, you're sat, we're sitting.
We're all sat.
Still five people left, and I have to go all the way over the...
I'm hoping I can hear people wingsuit,
and if they wingsuit, then I'll go.
right, because some people are distracted, they're shooting people in the sky.
Thank you for that.
Hagemaration.
Holy streamer, that's what I'm saying.
Here's the thing with the mask as well, guys.
You should never throw it and like, and then wait a really long time to take it,
because people see it, and then it will camp your position.
Oh my gosh, there's bunkers out front, what do I do?
They'll camp your position, so like, you throw it, then you go.
you throw it and then you go
you know what I'm saying?
you throw it
you go
I'll do one more movement because I just need to make sure I'm not
because if that thing lands in front of me I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna watch it
until someone takes it and then I'm just gonna beam them. You have to be very careful about that.
it's already kinda scary kinda just throwing it into the unknown but you
You gotta, you gotta take risks out here.
Okay, I think that's what we gotta do.
We take height.
Okay.
We have some pretty good positioning
and everyone is still alive.
Everyone is still alive.
All right, come over here Zoey.
Come on girlfriend.
We don't wanna get involved
in anybody's business right now.
No one, nobody, oh my gosh, of course.
We're going to go all the way on the other side of the planet again.
Wait, someone's a boss.
There's two people who are bosses?
Who even gets to be a boss anymore?
Why are they doing that?
Wait, they're all circling in on me.
Get out of here.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, even as bosses anymore, I got one right here and one right there.
You see the top left?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
rotate rotate yeah you better yeah you better get out of here oh heck no a bunch
of sharks he's coming up behind me a little bit
why is he why is he doing that why is he doing that why is he doing that yeah
go away go away okay oh my gosh the rock is cute though isn't it
I can't believe I don't have any cover and no one has been eliminated still
still five people left. All right, Booty Cheek, Booty Cheek, Glenture! What was that
shockwave for? Someone's right there. Oh crap. Okay, oh crap, oh crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
Take it as soon as you can. Come on, come on.
on. Okay, we're gonna just let him go. Oh my gosh. Force him. I was hoping Zoe would
come and heal me so I don't have to. I can come on, come on. Nice. Okay, so we're gonna
just stay low. We're gonna lay low right now. He's in a bunk up there. What if we
play under. Does that work? It does. We're gonna play under. Come over here, Zoey. Come
on, girly pop. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Three people left. Thank you. Oh my gosh.
Escape route, planet?
Are you dancing right now?
Oh, she died. That's not good. Oh my gosh. They're fighting each other.
They're fighting each other bad. We're staying in motion to him. Twin, we're staying locked in.
All right, we're gonna go far this way.
Okay, I'm kind of coming up behind them
My god
Oh my goodness
So 1v1 be one and I'm gonna just live under this guy's house
Pretty sure he's crouch walking like just crouched in there
But I'm gonna live in his house for a little bit and then I'm gonna come over here and then I'm gonna come up here
And now I'm on the roof
Yeah, yeah now I have height yeah, yeah, they just better not lock in on me
I think they're both below me. I think they're both below me. Oh my crap on a stick. He's gonna speak in oh my gosh
40
76 I don't even know 70 what?
76
This is so intense!
My brain is kind of working, but like my aim is not. You know what I mean?
Alright, I see a card down there, I don't know if that's gonna be really beneficial. I see a bub.
I think I'm gonna go ahead and just do this because you never know what it can come down to, you know what I mean?
You never know what it can come down to. Maybe if I wouldn't have taken that, you know, it'd be cooked.
Okay.
Yeah, but for what what do I no no no they're fighting they're fighting they're fighting
right now I'm winning this okay no dead okay where's the other guy at did he die to storm
Oh my gosh, we win that!
We literally win that!
We're GOATS, bro!
We're GOATS!
What perfect positioning!
What perfect patience!
Yeah!
We had seven elams.
We clugged, guys.
We did absolutely phenomenal.
Super proud of us.
Let's go.
Let's get into it.
Thank you for following why we've got ember big west LL Pell. Thank you so much. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome if you didn't believe in me
That's fine. I didn't either I
Did not believe in me either, okay, but you know we did what we needed to do now
We're gonna go to the like hole and I'm gonna appreciate you guys so much for following power hour starts at 3 30 p.m
Eastern time we have 48 minutes before power hour
And I don't really know what to expect because I thought we got told yesterday the crossbow was one shot one hit and then you're dead
But then maybe that's not the case, but I don't know regardless
It's happening in an hour for an hour and let's go. Let's get it. Let's go
We what do we want? What do we win these things? Let's go
Oh
That's exactly what's gonna happen tomorrow with you guys
Go Pat
It was the cheese feet guys with the cheese feet
I
Okay guys like I said today's gonna be a lot of fun we're gonna warm it up in the solos
we're getting the games going it's getting the sense our whole body is like quivering
shaking and jittering it's it's insane in the membrane um we've got power hour happening
in just a moment and then later today I will be playing Madden on stream for the
first time ever. Okay. For the first time ever. I'm gonna be playing Madden. And then
we will have the Patriots based off against the Seahawks to see I just joined someone's
party. I don't know if she heard me or not. I didn't hear her. Anyways, to see who will
win the Super Bowl. Potato, thank you for the follow. Laura, thank you for the follow.
I was cleaning for my son's birthday party tomorrow and thought, hmm,
probably should be live.
And now you're cleaning with me.
Yay.
I thought the comment was trolling you're actually playing Madden.
Yeah, 100%.
Why would I not be playing Madden?
Hmm.
Why would I not?
I don't use lipstick.
I use lip liner.
And then it's just my lip color.
Like that's just my, that's the color of my lips.
They're just a little bit red today.
I think they're just chapped and then I put fake freckles on even though I have real freckles I just wear makeup and then they get lost underneath the makeup and then so I put some fake ones on top because I thought I would have fun today because I'm allowed to do that.
Because um.
Makeup is fun weird flex but okay.
Just saying I use lip liner and then I like smudge it in and then it's just like and that's it.
What are we going to start a rumor about next?
Dentures, wig, what's next?
Come on, yell me.
Come on.
All right.
What is the food that you guys make for the Super Bowl?
If you have a big party or whatever.
What kind of food do you make?
Pigs in a blanket.
What the heck is rotel dip?
Ooh, barbecue and grape jelly meatballs.
Why do those sound like awful, but they're actually good?
Like I've had them before.
They're, well, but like the mini weenies,
those like the little smokies, those ones are good.
I'm not a big fan of meatballs, though.
Wings and nachos, chips and dip, jalapeno peppers.
The issue with the jalapenos
is that they're always made with sour cream or cream cheese.
That's what it is.
They're always made with cream cheese.
I like cream cheese, but like to stuff,
it's just too much of a stuff.
And then my husband hates cream cheese,
so then it just never works.
You gotta make a rotel dip now.
No, you have to tell me what rotel dip is.
Yeah.
Oh wait, hold on a minute.
Okay, rotel is basically cheeseburger meat
and a can of rotel, which is peppers and tomatoes.
Oh.
I'm still confused.
So is Rotel like a brand?
And then you just named the dip after the brand?
How come I didn't get a single crown in that game, that kind of makes me sad.
I've been winning a lot without crowns and that's making me upset even getting.
I'm gonna have to Google that brand and see if I know what you're talking about.
right now I'm not feeling like I understand nothing you've never heard of it
either oh let me ask you you've heard of this we were watching we're watching a
show right now on Hulu called 99 to beat and it's very much like like minute to
minute s games very like beast games and like the squid games game show kind of
vibe or like if you lose your out you're eliminated whatever um but one of
the games are like they had to like find a shirt with their name on it in like a
sea of a bunch of other like thousands of other shirts and it reminded me of being
in school in school they would have us take off our shoes and put them in a
pile and then you'd have to like run and try to find your shoes and my
husband said that they never did that do you guys know what I'm talking
Did y'all ever do that?
You know what I'm talking about? Yes? No, never.
What? Come on.
No, and nope. Wow, that's crazy.
I'm gonna eat the snake so they can't have it.
have it? I'm gonna... because I'm petty! Petty all the time. It was in PE! Come on, man.
You gotta know what we're talking about. I guess not. How many people are here? How
many people are here? Oh crap. Oh crap. Okay, we have to get back to the car. I thought
They were deciding whether or not.
They're literally not.
Oh my gosh, then there's someone over here.
Chad, I'm a little confused and overwhelmed.
Bum, bub, bub, bub, bub, bub, bub, bub, bub, bub, bub, bub.
That's what he's doing a lot of.
Think he came over here to chase me?
I just don't want, like, if I had more shields on me,
then I would, oh, OK, there we are.
I was going to say, then I would
feel a little bit more confident.
Heads up seven up.
What was that? Did y'all just see like a red laser am I trippin? I felt like that real gun
Again is this they are fighting over here
Oh my gosh, how do you have time to get the mythic? What the heck?
when was there time for that I even ate a steak that's annoying that's annoying I
think I'm dead I don't think I make it oh that's so irritating to storm who is
Who's this wiener hut jr?
Huh?
I'm aggravated.
Annoyed. Annoyed.
I got the goods. I got the goods. I got the bestest goods ever. I got them and I got
it and after I got it, you know what happened? I died and went to full night heaven. Engaged
dust. Can we change that to enraged dust? Because I'm an angry angry gal and we're talking about food and now I'm
hungry. The pads come on and I love how angry people get over the Patriots. Yeah, I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Get out of my game. Get out of my game. Just kidding. I love you. You look fabulous. I hope you win that
match. Go win that game for me.
Log. If it's because it's because if that was you, you've already gotten my game
three times and I've hugged you and I loved it and I love saying, hi, do you
log? And it was so cool, but three times in three games in one day.
Right. Like I love seeing you. I love saying that. Oh, it wasn't me though.
Oh, period. Well, then whoever, whoever, like I'm at my max of streams
I've ever so far today.
It was you and rock, paper, scissors. And now there's like a third.
So like now I'm like, love you, gotta go, gotta fly.
Bye.
I love you guys so much.
I hate it because it always makes me feel like a bad guy
and I didn't even do anything wrong.
But you look fabulous, you look amazing, Duel.
I gotta change my cheese feet.
I made the mistake to take my earrings off
and put them on my nightstand and now one is missing.
So, that's fun.
And I have to find it before the cats either, I hope they didn't ingest it.
You're blaming Stork, so Stork, yeah, yeah, okay.
I would say it's either Stork, or Taco, or Rabie.
It's definitely not Eddie or Zig.
But it's a three of the five.
I have a strong suspicion of...
Uh, we're bummed.
Not rabie, yeah.
Yeah.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to go into this game right here.
Prepared to win.
Prepared to do anything and everything to win.
What is the vibe here?
What is the vibe?
Where do we want to land?
What is just screaming?
Victory Royale.
You know?
This one right here. This one right here. I'm feeling it.
Timers for power hour, which is in 38 minutes.
If you don't know what power hour is,
stay for 38 minutes and you'll see.
Okay? Deal? Deal?
I love logs like it wasn't even me having to chill.
Can you prove it though?
Okay, here's the problem.
There's a lot of people landing here.
Alright, we're gonna get in the car.
We're gonna make it seem like we're driving away.
We're gonna make him waste all his ammo.
Perfect.
Thank you for doing that.
Perfect.
Perfect and then we're gonna go get all you jerk. Oh
Crap I didn't think that through
Okay, it's fine. It's fine. You can't kill me though
You can't kill me though
Someone else will do it. You can do it. We're trying to AR
All right, he's moving so I'm moving
Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, someone's behind me, oh crap.
Woo!
Alright, alright, alright, alright, so we have motion twin?
Not really.
Oh we're so good.
Let me over-shock them out.
What are you doing, bot?
What are you doing?
Was that you the whole time?
You scared me for no reason.
Oh my gosh, did I do the unthinkable thing?
What are you doing? Is that you the whole time? You scared me for no reason? Oh my gosh, should I do the unthinkable?
I think I did my whole body's moving my heart's racing
Guys we did it we did it we did it we add this garbage can
We killed the guy with the crown and then we killed the next guy and didn't die
Can we make it out of here alive?
I'm pretty sure my car got blown up, right?
Like the whip is already just, just gone.
It's kind of depressing.
The, the, the, the prison, you know what I'm saying?
All right, this is the vibe then.
I actually do have quite a bit of gold, so.
I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to go here and I'm going to buy, ooh.
I'm not going to buy anything because actually purple duallys are in there and I, I almost
have enough so if there's a chance they're fighting up there with bunkers
if there's a chance I can come up here and get enough I can I can pay I can pay
to win the game is pay to win I think I was just bought the looted this hopefully
pay to win yeah I've been having the craziest dreams I'm telling you if I
I could somehow go into my dreams, recording.
I will be making banger movies, banger movie.
Like, OG original, nothing has ever happened in a movie
or in the world like it happens in my brain.
Mm-hmm, true.
Ooh, tempting, tempting, tempting.
I just love, oh, sniping.
I think it's so fun, woo, woo, it's gonna blow up.
I see Mike, someone just, mm-hmm, shockwave, didn't it sound like some shockwave?
Blow their car up.
They're not in it anymore, but I'm still gonna blow it up, just in case, makes me
feel powerful.
Nope.
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry? Nah, like a little bit, but not really. You know what I mean?
Like, I think I'm just hungry because like, like I shouldn't be hungry, so then I'd get hungry.
Does that make sense? Sometimes you just like, like you sometimes just think I could eat.
Hmm, come on, this side of the roof though.
I
Dreamed I was using crash pad juniors in real life. I thought you're gonna say I dreamed that I was a crash pad junior
I'm like, oh, okay
Imagine
Come on
Ow, bro to the max over here.
Got a little aimbot.
Come on.
Come on, do it again.
Do it again!
I think I got it!
Oh, someone's coming to get you!
Someone's coming to get you!
If I get them first though.
Okay guys.
Hard to peek her little beautiful little Kim Kardashian head
I'm trying to lead but it's just like not working okay right here. They're just like moving too much
Okay, okay
I'm trying to impress everybody
100% accuracy
3 30 p.m. Eastern time that's a really bad beat of a shot right there
All righty, okay, we're gonna come over here. Oh, I don't even have to spend my hard-earned money
I'm not in the bush anymore. Duh like that was so 30 seconds ago
This guy
Imagine the I'm still over there. Let's like
Hmm.
Hmm. Alright.
We still need some kind of cover.
So, maybe we find more, like, we need more bubbles or a bunk.
Bubs and bunks, bubs and bunks.
La-dee-da-dee-da.
We're the best Fortnite player ever and I'm not scared of nothing and no one.
No one
All of these people are gathered here today watch used to win this to the bowl of fortnight
We're just getting warmed up for that power hour man. It's gonna be still in the same happens in 30 minutes 32 minutes, actually
fighter
blue
42
Set refrigerator refrigerator
Yeah, I dropped my sniper.
What is happening?
I love it when they call it Automata Pia.
So cool.
Yeah, yeah, confuse them, confuse them.
I thought the stick was leaving, the stick is gone.
So the anomaly still exists, but the stick is not an anomaly that happens anymore.
It makes sense, so you're still getting hide and seek, so you can gold rush,
you're still getting the rift, there's just not any stick of truth.
Got it.
Okay, thank you for the follow, go cubs, Frank.
Can I get something good here, please?
Where is all the good loot at and why isn't it in my inventory?
This is my crash out water bottle you're welcome. Thank you also for that hydrate persuasion from top gun unicorn
Power hour is happening and it's going to be the crossbow the Valentine's Day crossbow
it's going to be love bubbles and it's going to be a self-revive. Everyone
spawns in with self-revives in the love bubble or no self-revives in a bow. I
don't know if we're... I feel like we have to find the love bubbles. They're in
there, they're in there. I know it's what I said and then you keep saying
that it's not one-shot kill. Oh snap! One-shot kill, one-shot kill. Yeah, wow, I'm so talented.
I'm going to do it.
Oh no way.
I'm getting just like inherited from someone else.
Dang.
That sucks.
So he gets away and then this guy gets to kill me for free?
Oh wonderful.
What is this game?
Oh, come on, broski, and a lock on AR to my butthole.
Oh, wow.
I'd rather go die in the storm again.
I would rather.
Bye.
Guys, I just had to fight three other people
than the person that I- oh, great.
Come here.
Yeah, no.
I mean, easy on cleanup street.
Here, you little stupid ugly little Kim K.
Both of us suck.
Both of us are horrible four night players.
Hope you're ready to inherit the whole lobby
who was focusing me for what?
For what?
If you need a structured settlement
and you need cash now.
Ah!
Call JG Wentworth, 877 Cash Now.
No, because like what do you mean?
I fight one guy and then another guy comes, woohoo!
And then that guy runs away.
This guy pushes me, then another guy's like, woohoo.
So I go over here and then I get this one
and they're all like, woohoo, woohoo.
Everyone's having fun except for me.
It's my money and I want it now, not sponsored.
Totally fine by the way, totally fine about it.
We do have a skin redemption.
The princess herself is here, see, a boo.
So we're gonna go ahead and get that on.
And then you guys are at the like,
well thank you.
Oh, princess.
I love her.
Kind of shoes as the princess went to wear.
She can't wear high heels.
Hmm.
I think she wants to wear her crocs.
Yeah.
not in sports mode, because why would she want,
she's more of a chill kind of gal.
Uh, uh, uh.
Whoa, you're not very ladylike.
You're not very ladylike, have a happy gal.
Huh.
All right.
If I swear to you, I swear to you,
If I don't win another game shortly, I'm going to be a city buscadie and I'm going to take it out on every single one of you guys. I'm going to be 100% honest with you.
All right. I'm just going to give it to you. It's too straight. If I don't get another win, like literally right now, I'm going to start throwing rocks at your bedroom window. Okay.
Because I'm not messing around no more. All right. I'm going to go dance and then you're going to mind your business.
But regardless, I'm going to start winning right now.
They want purple. How about I don't care what they want. They said princess
I get to pick what colors he is pink and purple. Okay now what now my shoes don't match
I'm trying to emote. I'm gonna have to throw on the Air Jordan 5 retro reverse rapes. Oh
My gosh, let's go. Let's get it
I hate this back blinks so much. I literally archived it. I don't like it. And why is it here?
JT coming, JT JT JT coming, JT coming, JT coming, JT JT JT coming, JT coming, JT coming, JT JT JT
And I wonder how I get stick drift
I accidentally stepped on the cord, and then it...
BOW!
The ground...
Spinning...
Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
DOWN!
Even if the sky was falling down like she's supposed to be, be it all or for me, down
I like her temperature, cause to me she's a 0 degree, she calls over-freeze.
I got that girl from over-freeze.
Now she's my Miss America.
Now can I be your soldier, please?
I'm fighting for this girl.
I'm not bad off here, I'm not bad.
I'm in little I'm in a cuba, she'll then arrow from above.
I don't ever leave this out of me.
Definitely not probably in honesty, I'm done like the economy.
YAAAHH!
You have a stupid doodoo face.
Whoever you are landing here at my POI.
Get out of here.
Get out.
Mmm.
You want some pickles now?
Oh, period!
Fire throwback.
Yeah.
not throw back is but you know like when I throw back the music cuz I'm a DJ and
be like oh DJ you know me mm-hmm yeah you feel me you understand it mm-hmm
you'll be so blue out oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah okay we're here we're a
fish I'm kind we're over here and then we're back up oh I didn't want to get
It may dress wet, just come officially, come on man.
What is that, a galaxy?
What is that, a galaxy from Clips?
Yo Clips, I really appreciate you
steaming your day-day gum on what you call
that thing right there, little galaxy.
Little explosion of blue and, okay,
go ahead and we're gonna come over here
just around the riverbed.
You did miss JT coming in, it was absolutely perfect.
I did not miss a beat and it looked amazing.
That's what the people are saying.
Uh, can you please... can I have your attention? Please.
Well, the real some shady... please stand up.
I love grey weapons. I love them.
I love grey and green weapons.
And I'm a princess wearing practical shoes for war zone
You know what?
It's a gray are gonna do me with 70 bullets anyway
Might as well put that base in they face and try to go ahead and pop up up up when an up close battle
Oh, it's gonna be an uphill better
Boom
Okay, I think yeah, I'll just distract them. Oh
Princess
You never see a princess that could do the things that I like watch like watch what I'm fixing to do right now
It's going to be absolutely magical
We've scoped out the way is still there which means there's a potential for gold bullies or mythic pump
Which means though that people were here
But are not here now or currently are here eating all the steak fully glitched through the wall
We're gonna come up here, we're gonna eat a steak because we're a princess and that's what we do.
We're gonna hear a blue chest, we're gonna come downstairs.
We're gonna get something crazy.
Yeah.
Dun dun dun!
Yeah.
That's what we like, that's what we like.
Boom!
I'm gonna come over here, and we're gonna eat some noodles, cause it's gonna make us run fast.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Alright.
Then we're gonna put a safety blanket right here.
We're gonna eat another steak
And I'm over here. We're running fast. We're booking it. We're booking it. We're gonna be safe. We're jumping through. We see another steak
Yeah, how come no one's landing in riptoes? It is the best place to land
One of them if you like violence, I don't know. I can't tell or he just likes steak all you can eat buffet
All right, we're gonna lift the weight cuz we're so strong and pretty oh
oh yes we got a lock on ladies and gentlemen oh we're cooking oh yeah look
at that streamer loot if you've ever seen it that is fantastic and then we're
just gonna go ahead and use these cuz we're not actually gonna use them we're
gonna get a fuck bone over here get up up on here that was your new man on
But if I found me.
I'm gonna wear a hat.
Okay, here we go.
More chocolate.
Either we don't really want them.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
Alright.
We're gonna patch up.
We'll keep them for now.
And then we're gonna get up out of here.
Pretty sure if I hit this one, that's what makes it fall, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's DCC.
And I don't like that it's glitching like that.
It's something I got for you and I only got two.
I did we were playing yesterday, and I thought I had three bunkers
So I threw one down
In my duo's match to protect me and my teammate
Then we go to rotate again, and I look over I
Got an empty slot. Why don't I got an empty slot?
Big foot sighting because it was a glitch and I actually only had one I only had
Here's my thought
do I run that or see I have one big pop it'll tell me I have three oh that is
sabotage bro that's sabotage that just makes you play different you know I
swear just not wings dude I just went opposite direction okay we gotta think
about this because we don't really have a bunch of hell oh oh that's a sniper
rifle there. That is someone using a sniper rifle and someone's in this house.
So we're gonna mind our business because even if we win one fight we have to take
on a second one immediately after that.
That is a giant rock.
Well that's a guy! We have bunkers. Nice driving. Thank you for noticing.
Thank you for noticing. Oh we're gonna just get out and get involved really quick.
Oh, oh, oh, wow, I almost lost that, that's okay.
I'm so good at this game, I'm so good at Fortnite, no one's better than me.
I was too close for comfort, baby, but there's a ride.
Sometimes you just gotta just...
Sometimes that's how I like to live
a little close to the edge, you know what I'm saying?
Sometimes that's what I like about life.
What I like about you, you're feeling the warmth.
Up down, all around, feel comfortable, man, young.
All right.
All right, we're gonna go run into these barrels
And then there's more barrels in front of us to watch.
Noise.
Thank you.
You guys think we can win it?
Power hour happens in 16 minutes?
Oh, maybe we do a wraparound.
This is not going too well.
Tight squeeze, tight squeeze.
Oh, okay, all right.
Just, oh, oh, pardon.
Oh, oh, oh, when you want to hit it,
you can't hit it and then, oh, all right.
Get out of here.
Okay.
Was there, oh.
Yep.
I'm going to just go push that.
Watch this.
Oh.
Oh
Have to reload what a bummer
Bro if you don't quit your crap like genuinely
Hey, I'm behind you.
Oh, my dress got in the way.
Oh, sorry, I'm just a princess.
Sorry.
Sorry, sometimes my little beautiful little princess dress that just gets in the way sometimes.
Sorry about that, buddy.
Yeah.
But I'm just a princess, that's why.
Oh, put that!
Yeah, did you like that?
Was I cooking?
I was like a little bit over here, a little bit over there.
I was quiet and I should have been.
I only had to talk through those things.
Even if that means I'm freaking out, you know?
Sometimes it's hard to do that.
Whoo!
Contrary to popular belief, people
are supposed to have teeth in their mouth.
Why are you trying to bully me right now?
I'm in such a silly, goofy, good mood,
and you're trying to tell me I have teeth in my mouth.
I can take them out, you know?
You want me to take my teeth out?
You're so goofy.
Look at your teeth.
Imagine laughing at someone for having teeth.
Oh, children, children, children.
Okay, a little quick little scan.
Three load, we have a new vehicle, we're gonna go for that.
Oh gosh, what is power hour?
You're gonna find out in 14 minutes.
You just try to get me.
I think I just came out of that bush.
I think he was just trying to get me just then.
That's crazy, you're cheating.
Imagine trying to kill Happy Happy Gal?
That's so creepy.
That's literally illegal.
Illegal!
Seven people left, guys.
Oh, time to go.
Seven people, ah!
What on God's Green Earth is that about?
Cuz I know you're not just out here trying to do that to me
From wire
I hate when it randomly decides it can just hit you through a car like cuz to me like that's never consistent
It's like you can't hit anyone through a car and then all of a sudden you just hit every
single shot that you've ever tried to shoot through the back of the web.
That just smells nasty to me, you know what I'm saying?
I just don't like the way that smells.
Okay, we're just gonna keep rotating.
That kind of scared me.
There's a noise made and it was kind of scary.
We're all the way back here but this has been in here for a long time so I imagine I'm
about to land on somebody's bed.
Boom!
Am I safe?
I can't tell.
Rah!
I'm saying like that's so fishy bro. Alright here's what I'm thinking. Fishy. Get it. Here's what I'm thinking. Alright.
Kind of worked. Kind of didn't. Okay. If someone's in there I'm good. Okay.
Yoohoo! Is anyone home?
Of course I use my bunker and of course immediately for nothing alright for nothing
Well lock on to anybody
Guys we might be able to win this we just might have what it takes ladies and gentlemen
We've made it to top five
What is the vibe?
Nope
Gapping for air.
We got him.
Mr. T. West has been sent back to the lobby.
We are now looking at four elims and fourth place.
If we are not able, there's a range on this thing.
So, ooh, okay.
Okay, we need that.
Oh, crap.
Okay, okay, okay.
I get it, real.
I get it.
cooler than me? So much cooler than I'll ever be.
We came back to home. We came back to home. We came back to home. We only have one bunker
left though. One bunker left. That got kinda spooky, kinda scary, very fast. We have no
heals left. Um, here's what I'm thinking. I can't stay. Oh my gosh, just kidding.
I'm not thinking about anything, but running for my life.
Oh, there was golden bubbles over there, bro.
Oh, this is so bad.
Okay, we're not, we're not winning.
We're not winning.
We can't, there's just no, there's not a path, the victory.
Why is that not looking in on him?
Why is that not working?
What do you mean?
I'm mad.
oh crap and I don't have a mask dang it poop on a stick oh there's hope in the
distance I can go with the distance
okay okay oh this is my old house you know I can live in it in the let me and
Let me live in my old home
What do we know what do we know what do we know and what do we not know we know that that
Not the right way to go so maybe we wrap around this way
Guys are you cropping your britches right now because I am too there's someone right there
There's someone right there. Oh my gosh
I should just go back into my home right here, into the water.
Into the water!
Oh crap, why can't I?
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
He's right in front of me.
Hi, how are ya?
Oh crap.
Yep, yep, it's a bunny kitty lady.
And I'm dead.
Right behind you, right behind you, right behind you!
Turn around!
No!
Aw, dang it!
I hate...
I hate Fortnite.
I don't like Fortnite.
I'm not, but I hate it. I can't stand.
What do I do wrong that everyone else does right?
Everyone else gets it right.
Everyone else can just win.
Oh wait, for that's so easy.
I win every single game.
I'm convinced that you guys are right and everyone is cheating.
I am convinced.
I'm convinced that every streamer cheats.
I'm convinced that every middle-aged person cheats.
I'm convinced every old person cheats.
I'm convinced every young person cheats.
I'm convinced.
You've convinced me.
Everyone's a liar, cheater, scum.
And that's why I lose because there's literally
no other reason.
There's literally no other reason
that then why is it that every game I load into,
I somehow am the main character, right?
Like I'm the main character of the show
and everyone only cares about me, right?
Like everyone just sees me.
Everyone just hits every single shot, right?
And then when I try to fight back, it's just like how about you hit 10% of the 1,000 shots that you use it, right?
Because like, what do you mean? Right? Right?
No, because like the fact that people stats are out here and they win like, let's say like 80% of their matches, that's actually insane to me.
Because what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Just doesn't make sense in everyone's a cheater
except for me and
That's why I'm a loser
You only win if you cheat
But then you don't have any morals, you know
Like what do you have at the end of the day you lay your pillow on your head and you're like, you know what I have a
Good KD in fortnight, but I don't have a girl
Okay
But I don't have
Morals that's what they don't have
Whatever whatever it's power our time right is it power our time or what?
I'm going to crash out.
Give me power hour.
Five minutes.
Five minutes until your next crash out.
Okay.
Let's go ahead and dance.
Jeff
and
the
You
I'm very excited and curious about this power hour.
I'm very curious, very nervous.
For the power hour, let's put on a power outfit.
Thank you very much for the raid.
I appreciate you, Angel.
Hope you have a great day.
I hope you're having a much better day than some people because some people are not having a very good day, okay?
Get out of my locker if I archive you. That means you're archived, okay? So like quit
fighting it. Don't worry, you know, don't worry. All right, what gets like power hour?
Like strength, like you could never
Shoot me you could never hit a shot even if you did cheat
Why is that so cute? Oh my gosh
Almost I love that. Okay. That's what we're gonna wear. Okay now pick a power hour
Interesting, interesting, ooh, ooh, ooh, that is giving power, it's giving strength, it's
giving like run up, I dare you.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And then glider, I'll keep random, but we need to get on some really nice shoes.
Yeah, yeah, I think that, I think that does it for me.
I think I feel like I look good.
I feel like I'm ready for war.
Also, maybe this is cute.
Maybe a little distracting, but that's okay.
All right, y'all.
Two minutes.
Do we even bother getting into a game, right?
Or no?
I don't think so.
So, yes, you thank you so much for the galaxy.
I really appreciate you, Ws.
Yes, she here. I'm going to show you what we know of as of right now about what power hour is.
Let me get it pulled it for. Yeah.
You better. Yeah, but you better. Yeah, hold on.
Um, I'm scrolling right now. I'm trying to find it.
How does that make you guys
feel inside?
Good, bad, you don't care?
I've never even seen Rick and
Morty in my life.
Rick and Morty wave three.
I don't care.
That's what you said, big W.
Absolutely not.
Here's my thing.
I do appreciate the collaborative
skins, but like I just want to
be able to play the game and
have a good time.
I'm not really sure what
I just want to be able to play the game and have a good time, you know, like, like we got, we got to, we got to give it, maybe like we just give it a little bit of a drought, because like we had so many good skins we can't even use them, right, like you guys buy the good skin, and then another good skin comes out so then that skin just gets put in the dungeon, and then you don't even get a chance to like sit and hang out with the good skin you just got, because there's just too many, there's too many good ones happening at one time.
Alrighty, so we have the crossbow, friendship bubbles, and self-revives.
That's what's happening, and that is happening in, like, 30 seconds.
It's happening in 30 seconds.
Look at the countdown.
Look at the countdown timer.
You're going to start in a match with the crossbow and the self-revive, and to my
understanding, that crossbow is going to be one shot.
I don't know if that means one shot to the body
and then you're dead,
or if it means one shot to the head and then you're dead,
but I do know it means one shot.
So something and you're gonna,
okay, you're gonna poop your pants.
So we got 15 seconds and then we're gonna get into a match
and I'm gonna do my best to get a win during this power hour.
Here we go, three, two, one, release them.
I wish they hadn't had a phone to call you up.
The harm is all I do, but I was here to leave it there.
Why is it giving me like a danger thing, Yvonne Jiggy?
Also, are there gonna be any other weapons?
Or is it for like an hour and we only get the bow?
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
I don't know, we're gonna find out.
I'm ready to right now, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I hope it's only the bow.
because then it just defeats the whole purpose anyway.
Like you load in and it's like, oh, I've got the bow,
but like people will still just jump you
with like dual shotguns while you're over here
trying to have fun.
They're gonna be little poopy pants, poopy butts.
And then you can't just force everyone to struggle
and let us have some fun.
It can be hard to hit a shot, but it's gonna be fun.
I want it to just be the bow.
Miss Gay, thank you so much for the follow.
Alexis Anderson, shy, thank you for the follow, Vortex.
We've got Chubby Bellamy and Creamy Pineapples.
Welcome to the family!
Thank you for following, what's the countdown for?
There's not a countdown anymore,
so what are you asking about?
What do you want?
Well, I'm losing the sweet time during this power hour.
Hello!
You getting matchmaking errors?
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
I was gonna have it yesterday though,
and then you just had to re-ready up.
Drops are not active anymore. They were only active for that day.
Oopsie-doopsy, thank you for the follow. Big daddy days. Thank you for the follow.
Poetic thank you for following. I appreciate you.
What's happening for the next hour? Something special is happening in Portnetsville Power Hour.
There was a countdown because of Power Hour.
And we're in it right now. We're trying to get in the game.
I'm in a almost two minute queue.
You think it's crashed? The buses are full? Matchmaking error?
That's okay. We'll just be ready yet.
You're loading in? Nice. Thank you. Yes, you appreciate you.
Shirley! Shirley!
It's okay.
Thing two, Erin, thank you for the follow, Rye, Zac attack, Paze, thank you for the follow.
Well, Bob's your uncle.
Buses are full, well then let us surf in.
That's funny.
All right, we only get an hour of this and they're cutting into our hour and it's making
me upsetty-biscuity.
Fortnite power hour is now live.
You start with the Cupid's Crossbow self-revive.
Crossbow one shot players and build friendship bubbles are on the map. No shield damage inside heart shape storm closes faster
So just retweeted the thing you tweeted earlier
Come on for a night. Let me in I
Don't know if other guns are in yet. We're trying right now
Pablo thank you for the galaxy
You had to do an update bed did you see an update option?
Yeah, there's an update before, like, I'm just saying, like, right now, though, they would that doesn't make any sense to do that. Like, if you just now got on for night, you'll have an update, but like, that's not how it works.
If that makes sense.
Unless it, I mean, you know, like this morning when I got on, there was an update.
But I think everyone's just having bugs right now.
We got bugs, we got cockroaches, we got lice.
Like little cucarachas.
Yeah, the bow is always unlimited ammo though.
Not even just for the hour.
We'll be in a game.
I'm really excited.
This is like, oh, okay.
I think I'm getting put in.
I think it's going.
Woo!
Suck it, everyone's saying.
Oh, it's not going to work for you.
You got to go up there.
You got to go restart.
Don't be a Debbie Downer, Debbie Douter.
Just kidding.
I love you guys.
Sorry.
I had an outburst there.
It took me that long to get into a game.
Watch me die first.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, we got to think about a strategy here.
We can't lose immediately.
We'll do like one in a second.
Oh, you're so cool. I'm gonna punch in the face.
Okay.
Guys, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Okay, I have the crossbow and self-revive.
Immediately.
You died immediately? Okay, so if you've died already, did you get shot one time and you died?
died? Like the bow hit you once and you just immediately were a goner? Or was it to the
head? No way. This is crazy. Took three, two shot. Oh my gosh, you guys are saying a lot
of things. You guys are saying a lot of things and it's confusing me. I'm not seeing anyone
Land over here with me stuff kind of good. I'm gonna risk it for this. So other weapons are in see that's so lame
All right, what if I try?
80 oh
No
Okay
What?
Okay, okay. I'm gonna do it. Yes. I did it. What?
You're so in love. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you're so in love
So it's not one shot. It must be only one shot to the head. Oh! Someone just tried to shoot me.
Someone just tried to shoot me guys.
Did you see that? It just whizzed past my head.
Oh.
Not good.
Can you carry multiple bows? That was a good question. I probably should have gone back
and tried.
I might go back and try.
Because then you don't have to reload, what?
Lame.
Alright, here's what I'm thinking guys, because it's power hour, and there are um, what you're going to call it, there are still other like normal guns in, which is kind of lame.
People are obviously going to use real guns, not just the bow.
So what I'm thinking is we can do a custom lobby and then we can all require only using the bow so that we can get it what it feels like to actually be bow only.
Are y'all down? So get your games on, get your games on. We're going to do that in a little bit. I don't want this in my face.
Okay, we'll do a custom lobby with everyone, and then if y'all don't listen, then we'll
just do subs only.
Sound good?
Let's do it.
Maybe after this game, though, okay?
I really want this, this eventually, okay, it's gonna stay, it's gonna go away, right?
I wish that they would take the guns away though.
It's for an hour and if you think about it it's like what for maybe two games depending
on how long you last in a match and just only put the bow in, bow only.
Of course everyone did just be frantic.
Lisa, thank you for the follow, ASMR, thank you for following.
Well, we'll give you guys all the information on the Custom Lobby afterwards.
Oh, someone's over here.
Oh, my gosh, they're fighting bad.
There's a lot of crowns in this lobby.
I wish I had one of those.
I'm trying to see if I can see like people dying.
Yeah, to the Cubans bow.
People are using it.
not everyone but some people are oh my gosh there's a lot of bodies over here
body body him him her him okay that was really bad really bad so you can't
Jump and aim with it. So that's kind of a bummer
Kind of a bummer happy mark the friendship bubble no, I didn't
150 meters away. I wish I marked the friendship bubble
Okay, oh
Cuz they just drop friendship bubbles are here. Oh, okay. I'm gonna go get one
No fighting. Okay. I'm gonna go get one. Oh wait. They're just here. You can't just use it. Oh
But you need a friend to open hello
Hello, I need a friend
You who maybe I'm gonna pick this guy up, I'm gonna go pick him up the little wolf
Come here come here come here come here come here come here come here come do the friendship bubble yeah
come here, come here
Yeah, yeah
I have a friend. Let's open it up. Oh my. It's not really all that good, is it? And
yo bestie said, yeah. Oh my. Thank you, Wendell. Who are you? Chewy chonked. All right. I'll
Well, you later, Chewie.
It was nice- It was nice being friends with you for a little bit.
Awww!
That's so cute!
Why are you following me, little boy?
Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I'm scared.
No, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared of you.
No, I'm no- No.
No, I'm scared of you!
No, I'm scared now, I'm scared now, I'm scared now.
How do I park my car like that? What an idiot.
Alright, my car's back. I thought it was gonna hurt me.
I thought it was gonna hurt me. We gotta get back to our car.
Wait, what is the thing you're doing?
What was that dive? I've got really good form.
The ball is starting to electrocute people now.
It gets angry. Oh snap.
Someone's not being very...
...laserly. Oh!
Oh!
oh crap I'm gonna die oh of course he hit that why wouldn't he why wouldn't he I'm
in motion twin and I'm dead come save me bud come save me
okay hello oh my gosh who are these people they're just better around there's
have a better gaming chair. They had the best gaming chair in the whole wide world. I've
never seen someone with such a good gaming chair in my life.
People have really good gaming chairs.
Shoot the ball.
Oh, crap. Oh, why would you tell me to do the ball? Help!
No!
Bro, screw that!
No!
Uh-uh!
I'm fixing to help this guy.
I don't like him.
Okay.
Alright period, you do you.
My bad.
What kind of setup was that?
Ah!
Oh my gosh.
She said, shoot the ball.
He's really mad!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
They almost got me again.
That is so funny, I'm gonna throw up.
Oh crap.
Yay! To the friendship bubble!
I think it determined you're not actually friendly.
You piece of garbage.
Go figure.
Oh my gosh, it's so exhausting playing Fortnite.
We're just without friendly bubbles.
Someone come be my friend now.
Fortnite, it's impossible.
They don't want to be your friend out here.
I'm in a lobby full of- oh farts.
You know what?
Please be my friend.
It's a truce.
Have no more movement.
Am I getting shot in the face?
Right after?
Oh my gosh, please, MARCI!
I'm only onto a sliver of life.
I have no chance.
No one's home.
No one's home. No one's home. No one's home. No one's home.
Oh, I'm cooked. Oh, I suck so bad. Oh, I suck so bad. No, no, no. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it. Remember that time when I was like, oh, I'm going to kill you. I didn't mean it.
What's your meaning for her? Oh, crap. Oh, I'm so dead.
Look at the heart! It's so pretty!
Aww!
Ooh, nice.
Ugh, ugh.
Okay.
Okay. I got a little bit on me.
Aw, crap.
Give me something, give me something good, give me something good.
Aw, crap.
We're dead, we're dead to storm.
Oh, correct. Oh, wonderful!
Oh my gosh! Hello!
I'm dead to storm, guys. I can't make it.
I don't got no- I don't got nothing. Bye!
Oh gosh.
Dang it. How am I going to use one shockwave?
Just to land on top of a tree.
Oh, it's going to be just out of reach again.
This is for somebody. I hope it helps you. I hope it helps.
Please, please, please, please. Go on without me! I love you!
This storm is zooming, bro. Like what am I supposed to do?
Oh my gosh. Well since there's like a whole lobby full of streamers,
I guess let's go ahead and uh watch everybody
What has been oh a bot makes it further than I do must be nice
Must be nice
No chewy
Boo you're not even using a bow
Oh, come on.
You better pick up a bow to get the win.
You better pick up the bow to get a win.
Oh, dude.
It's a 1v1.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
Oh
And now we're gonna do a custom lobby okay, and that is exactly why
We got one elim
And just like chased by everybody in their mother row
Holy all right. So what we're gonna do
Is we're gonna do a custom lobby where everyone is required must use only
the crossbow, okay?
Because everyone is going to spawn in with it.
It is going to be solos.
So we'll do solos on east servers
and it's gonna be bow only.
We are gonna make this a public match
that you guys can join in.
If you guys don't listen and you're using other weapons,
then we'll just shut it down and we'll do a sub only,
okay?
But I want everyone to have a chance to have fun
and I'm gonna trust you.
Every time we do custom lobbies,
you guys do a phenomenal job.
I'm going to trust you that you're going to want to have fun with this because that's
what you could be doing anything in a public lobby, but don't do it in the custom.
You know what I mean?
So, the code we're going to do is going to be solos on East servers and the code is
going to be only, so that's zero build solos on East servers and the code is only and
we are only using that crossbow.
You're not using any other kind of weapon, any other kind of gun.
GGs to everybody that was in that lobby. I had a lobby full of friends. Holy
Holy moly um
I love that you guys want to ask questions and I do appreciate the questions
But yes, of course you can use heels you can use movement
You can use bubbles and bunks when I say only the crossbow
I'm saying only the crossbow as a weapon that is the only weapon you can use
You don't have to say sorry. I just want you to think
When I say the only weapon you can use is a crossbow
It's the only weapon, all right?
And so the only gun, the only weapon, right?
So like if it deals damage, you can't use it.
So no swords, right?
Cause a sword is a weapon.
So it's only that.
They just want clarification and I gave it to them.
And I gave it to them.
So we're gonna go ahead and do the likeable
and then we're gonna do it.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
It'll be a lot of fun.
I guess you can use chocolate.
I trust y'all are going to do a really good job.
Yeah, how to start a button too.
like you're doing my yarn for pubs here
No moving out of the way moving I
Never realized just how big Kim's butt was
I feel like it looks like a normal butt and then when she dance
What the heck is that?
What the heck is that? They didn't do that for any other skin. Oh my god
Holy moly. Alright, so listen y'all. Everyone in here and in the other lobby, the rules apply the same.
You can run anything as far as heels, movement, utilities, a car, but as far as a weapon that deals damage,
we are all required by law to only use the crossbow.
Good luck out there y'all. Have fun.
Because when she's just standing there she looks normal but I guess when she emotes it's like oh my gosh.
Hey-oh!
Alright. Good luck to everyone.
Out there.
I'm a little bit nervous.
I'm gonna try to land on these shock waves.
That'd be nice to have.
have. And then, are y'all leaning on me to kill me? I'm confused. Ah! Oh, okay. All right.
Well, she's won her pickaxe. I should have known. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, the whole lobby's
here. The whole lobby's here. Guys! Guys! What are we doing? Okay, listen. Listen.
put your weapons away and I will hug you one by one
put your weapons away and I'll give you a hug
oh crap I don't okay
alright now go away love you bye
alright bunny and pickle go away love you bye
who's next oh I love you
Bye.
Oh, I love you.
Bye.
OK.
And we're done.
Love you, bye.
Oh my gosh, please.
I'm going to get shot in the back of the head.
We will be spectating this game guaranteed.
That made me close your phone, but yeah, sometimes it does,
because you actually can't move.
Oh, oh, we gotta run it.
Oh, beans.
Kind of spooky scary, kind of spooky scary.
Ah, they shot me in the butt cheeks.
OK, I'm dead.
Ew, mercy.
Mercy.
OK, OK.
You're dead.
Yeah, no, you're going to be out.
And especially if you're anywhere near me,
you're definitely going to be out of it too.
just because like ooh another one just because like everybody and then me and
he was over there with me probably where the shots came from
oh some's in a golf cart oh I see some bandages oh hi hello yep just looking
for oh yep okay you can have them you can have them I don't want any violence
you know just looking for a little bit of a little bit of bandages oh my god
Oh my gosh.
There should be a second lobby.
And they're all behind me.
Someone's using guns and monkey land in the other one.
That's why typically we have to do sub-only.
It's not like I'm trying to be rude or greedy or leave anybody out, but when we do special
rules it's hard to make people want to respect the rules we're listing.
Oh, thank you!
Thank you, that's very nice of you. Don't tell anyone what I'm going to do, I'm going to hug you though.
Thank you very much, you beautiful angel. Thank you very much. Appreciate you, good luck.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum! Alright, I'm going to go try to hide, there's no way they're going to know where I'm at.
Oh, oh, are you violent?
Are you violent?
Friendly?
Oh!
Now we can go be friendly!
To the bubble!
Yeah, maybe we'll try to do another one too.
Oh, hi Kimmy!
How are ya?
Uh oh.
No violence allowed over here.
Thank you.
They bump in
That's good, that's good. I needed that
Okay
From a young and I'll ever have a big dream. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take your car too
Oh, crap, someone got in.
Highway robbery!
All right.
How many?
Look at how cute the ring is, though.
That's adorable.
Oh, we need some gas.
Yoo-hoo!
Thank you for whoever helped me.
All right, nice, Yana.
Dez, Cyber, thank you for the follow.
Oh, love you guys.
All right, how about this?
We'll get in this bubble.
We'll get in this bubble, okay?
I'm gonna make a deal with you guys
because I'm excited to see you, right?
Oh, didn't mean to do that.
Didn't mean to do that either.
That's what I'm talking about.
Listen, and when zone hits like four,
when it's stormed four, we have to break up
and we have to go play the game
out as best as we can, okay?
I know we just want hugs and love,
but also like I wanted to do crossbows only.
Oh no, we lost them under the storm.
Sad.
This power hour is crazy, yeah.
You died to fall damage?
No.
Or this bubble drop, this bubble drop to my coat.
Are you trying to deal damage to people?
Yummy.
Okay, yummy.
I'm just testing it, I'm just testing it.
Okay, so the storm is coming.
We're going to have to get out and... oh, get it all.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
Wonder what this is going to be like. Alright, we're just going to eliminate it by
Puppet's Crossbow. The bubbles were on our way.
I think
Pookie might still be alive and is out here probably eliminating everybody
Beard game into my friendship bubble broke all of my tires and then
No, that's horrible and hilarious
All right y'all in a moment
You got a little bit more time to hang out me friendly
And then y'all gotta leave me alone and leave everyone else alone and let them go get somewhere and then we'll play okay?
The way we can see what it feels like to do crossbow only
Power hour crossbow only what is happening to that guy?
Oh whoever has that blade remember you can't have that okay?
There's no blades.
Alright, I suggest everyone starts getting away from each other.
So, I give each other space, okay?
So, we can play this as legitimately as we can.
We had our fun.
We emoted together.
Give people time to get away from us, though, you don't want to be shooting them in the
back.
That's not very nice.
I feel like I smell tacos.
Mmm, that would be so good.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Someone's up here.
We'll be scary. We'll get scary. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'm scared. Oh my gosh. I'm scared
Nor do where to go
Hi, how are you? Are you shooting me? I can't tell
Get on the track. Yeah, there we go
So I don't want to say out loud why I have the dual shoddies, but I have the dual shoddies, okay, but I do I do have them
Okay. Okay. Thank you. Mama's got you though. I never hurt you. I never hurt you. I wonder
if you could do that. Oh, no you can't. And then someone got me. Ouch. Ouch. Can we do
another one we might we might depending I need to go get healed up over here though
yeah no it's the same maybe at a vending machine but I don't have anything at a
vending machine
no just say if someone was like for instance it's nice to do in case someone's
like breaking the rules and then you could try to like storm surge warning
oh but at this lobby's been doing amazing I appreciate everyone listening
thank you guys all right we're gonna keep trying to just heal ourselves up and
then the heart the storm is moving in really fast oh sorry sorry sorry I try
to be nice for as long as I can see some more of these I really it's just hard
for me to be able to play but I hope okay no truce truce truce truce I'm sorry
I don't know when to start shooting so I'm gonna do it. She's shooting at people
All right, I guess you might have to though. Oh
Have to reload. Okay. Sorry wonder onesie. I love you. I love you. I have to reload so bad. I can't I'm too scared
Okay, okay, all right, there's 70 people
people. Saddnity people still alive. Crossbow only. No, you can't even like properly use
the crossbow anymore. Because now you just have to hip fire it at this point, right? There's
no aiming. Nope. See if you can find anybody. Someone's right behind me, aren't they?
Um, um, um, I see them over here.
Oh, oh, gotcha.
Gotcha!
Gotcha nose!
Um, going, 63 people left?
Did I not go anywhere? Why does that feel exactly the same?
Oh my goodness.
62 people left?
Beard there to storm, oh no!
Huh?
Oh, they said he's still alive.
Guys, Beard's still alive.
Okay. Oh dang. And... Oh gosh, I missed. I'm really risking it staying still up here.
Um, um, um, but I have a nice spot. Reminds me of the little wormy. Oh, oh, oh.
As long as they're not watching treatment, know exactly where I am. I feel like they would never know where I am, right?
Like they would never know. Oh gosh.
96. 96? What happened to one shot? Is it only to the head? What's going on? Open
test! I'm going for it. I'm going for it. 53 people left. Okay, and we're going on the
other side again. Okay, and then, um, a mine storm. Oh gosh, okay. Oh, someone's
gotta be in that bush. Someone's gotta be in that bush. I'm sorry! Kpop! It's getting
so good. AHHHHHHH! Oh no. They got me! Oh gosh, great shot, great shot. Oh no. Oh, 216!
What do you mean? I'm sorry, Liv, I'm sorry! They told me one shot, dead, 96. The hip
fire on this section same look if you give me a big time I'm not saying I won't
let oh yes wait on let me in that let me let me on that no I needed it I need
it I need it I need the shield I need no oh my gosh please please please please
please please please no oh my gosh okay wait wait wait I get a second
chance. Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Okay. No way. Oh, gosh.
I've been a crazy shot of it. I'm chapel. Okay, we got to take these. Anyone want to
heal me up? Yeah, I can heal you up. Oh my goodness. I'm dead. Oh my gosh. Uh-huh.
boom and then boom 96 in the butt you're about to fall in love how to make you fall
in love here we go this is so spooky scary no one has any bunkers ow I would
love to okay okay yeah yeah yeah okay I got two now I'm getting coached my
beard I'm still alive oh I need that I need that I need that I need that I need
okay nice nice nice my goal oh crap oh we need that we need that no no okay okay
okay here here truce truce truce no shooting in the fire cloud
we're live we're live we're live there's 28 people 28 people alive oh my
goodness gracious and you're just like shooting blanks into a bush I don't know
They got to be somewhere in there
Yeah, okay, you got a mask
I'm still reloading it even though I have two of them. I don't know why I'm doing that. Oh, oh
I didn't realize I had shotguns. Oh
funny penny. Oh
Oh
Yeah, I see that you want me. I can see that you want me. I can see that you want me
Okay. Oh, no. Did somebody just die the fall damage? They were bludgeoned to death. Wait, did you pick up somebody?
That's foul ball that is foul ball. Oh, I wish we would dance billed. It's actually really hard to hit fire
And I love that we have infinite ammo though, that's pretty cool. What are we supposed to do here?
Oh, no, oh, no, no
Oh my gosh, now I made it. Oh my god, I made it just anybody have a medkit
I'm willing to kill you for it. I'll earn it
I'll earn it
I will earn it
Excuse me anyone. Oh
Yeah, I haven't hit a shot in like a hundred years. Oh finally
Okay, I have a plan okay if I can make it
Candy wait, is that thing shooting from all the way?
Wait what? What just happened?
Someone shot the thing and it's sabotaging everyone.
Oh, I just killed myself.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
No!
Can I take it, but he has to out with me is the question.
Oh, oh.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
No!
That is so foul ball.
I'm almost certain it was the thingy-majiggy.
Why can't I roll?
Why do I feel like it was the thing that just did it to me?
No, please don't. Okay, okay. Oh my gosh. I'm back in it. Oh my gosh. We're in the game. Oh my gosh. I don't know how, but we're here
Oh my gosh, what a shot!
No! Great job, whoever that was!
Oh no. Oh my gosh.
Wait, what do we have? What do we have? Anonymous versus Anonymous?
Looney Tunes? So Anonymous wins.
Wait, why are you giving them the win? You earned that!
Oh, okay, weird.
Right in the butt, fall in love.
Okay.
That was so intense. That was crazy.
Huh? No, because like he earned it, so I thought he would want to win, but he was like,
No, I want to be kind. I want to give it away. No! You kill them and you gritty on their
faces oh gosh that was fun them I don't know who anonymous was there that got
second place but you want to go crowns don't count in custom lobbies I saw
your little pink car well only for it to immediately get stolen for me it got
stolen for me right away I'm confused by what one shot bow means because at
no point was anything one shot. No, I hit 216. How does that work? 216, I hit. Hello?
Okay. Okay. Hold on guys.
Puggy's talking to me about something. Okay.
And you're not going to say anything? Okay.
Please tell me to do something. I don't know. Power hour started at 3 30 pm Eastern time right
now you can load into pubs and if you load into public match right now until about 30 minutes
because it ends at 4 30 p.m eastern time you are going to load in automatically with the crossbow
and a self revive but every other gun is also in the game so I mean it's kind of complicated at
least you get it I love the bow so it's not that bad but it's just kind of annoying because
you kind of wanted to be crossbow only y'all did phenomenal though listening thank you so much
I hope you had fun. I hope you had a blast.
Um, hello?
Hey, Landlethal, we're going to try to make this real quick.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to try to make a skit real quick.
So, the skit of what we're going to do is I'm going to, we're going to pretend like as if it's the last player.
Okay.
I'm going to probably, I hope to find a wingsuit or something
and you're going to try to shoot me,
but you're going to shoot the ball
and then the ball is going to kill you.
Okay.
Does that make sense?
Okay.
So I'm about to win,
but then I'm going to miss,
I'm going to shoot the ball, the ball is going to kill me.
Shoot the ball and the ball kills you.
Okay.
Exactly.
Find me a wingsuit please.
Yes sir.
I
Inside the vending machine for 750 loot chest. All right, then let's do it together. I have a hundred already
Guys guys guys we got a plan. We got plan. It's a hundred percent real hundred percent really happening right now
So should I take like minis how much sure how much is a deal?
I don't want to be like no actually don't take nothing let it just kill you
Okay, she's not sure how much it deals, but I think it kills you all the way
Okay. Okay. How much gold do you have?
Uh, 100. Alright, 300.
I have 175.
I'm gonna have to drop my stuff for you guys. 375.
Guys, we got a plan. We got a plan. W content.
It's gonna be such a good skit. Alright, I have enough. Let's go.
Alright, shut up.
we go here we go JD and Jacob things much for the follow
punch out the window got like maybe like one thing of shield there you go
700 golden funner in front of the vending machine okay sounds good I'm
going to it all right and I'm gonna shoot you with what the bow um no I
I would I would use a gun
So you can make sure that you get that thing W comms on the subway vibe
Okay, okay, and then I'm gonna mute up and then I'm gonna take a wingsuit like right over here
Like you're gonna do a couple shots into me like oh he's flesh and then I'm gonna go up and you're gonna accidentally shoot this thing
Okay, hold on, let me get in a good position.
Let me get in a good position.
What kind of gun is going to be in here?
Hold on.
Ooh.
All right, all right, all right.
Hold on, get in positions, guys.
We got to make this 100% natural.
Where are you?
Okay, there you are.
Right here.
Okay.
You got to do flesh into me.
I don't have any shield.
shield. Okay. My you got to break my over shield. Okay. And then I'm going to go up and you're
going to have to hit that ball on accident. Okay. Ready? Okay. All right, guys. I think
it's a 1v1 and I'm in lethal, which is terrifying. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I see him. I see him.
Flash. Oh my gosh. Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where did he go? What
happening here I think he's right behind me oh my gosh what is this light what is
that what are you doing oh I moved too much dang it didn't work that dragon you
dodged it yeah it took way too long to turn around so then just wasn't natural
it's just like I'm standing there like oh what is that oh no it's going to shoot
me I had like seven business days to get out of the way
Maybe that would have made it more funny, I don't know.
Maybe like whenever you keep aiming at me, right, and then whenever the light finally
is there for a bit, then you turn around and then if you see it and then it's gone.
Okay, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.
Are you healed up?
Yep.
No, I'm the same.
I'm about 74 health, so it's usually when I'm in the shield, I'm gonna stop, okay.
Okay, let's try again.
Alright, I'm eating.
Okay guys, it's a one beat, okay, sorry.
Action!
Okay.
Alright, it's a 1v1, guys.
I feel like we can win this, but also I'm in lethal labs, which is terrifying, like
there's feet.
Oh my gosh.
Where is he?
Oh my gosh, he's 1 HP.
Oh my gosh, where is he?
Where's he going?
Wait, what is this red light?
Okay, so I can't move at all.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm learning.
I'm going to heal, I'm going to heal.
OK, it's OK, it's OK.
I thought it would track you a little bit, but like it.
You're a really bad actor.
You act like we do skits every day of the week.
What do you want me to do?
Get shot by that ball.
All right, let me know.
You're a really bad actor.
I have 27 AR bullets.
Can I have a hand on your back?
We have to hurry up because the room's coming.
Do you have AR bullets or not?
Hurry up.
Do you have AR baller?
74, 74 here.
Colleen, why don't you listen?
You're a really bad listener.
All right, give me a moment.
Let me get in my position.
All right, are you ready?
And everyone say action.
Take three.
All right, guys.
I'm really nervous.
It's a 1v1.
We're in lethal labs.
I have many, but I'm afraid.
Oh, gosh, I'm afraid to take them.
speed on me. Oh my gosh, there he is. Oh my gosh, he's one shot. Look. Oh my gosh, where
did he go? I'm going to get him in just a second. I think I go ahead and take my ninnies
or something. Oh no! What? What do you think? What do you think, guys? But you're muted.
that was good but did you look at the ball?
Were you looking at the ball?
Because when I turned my head to look at the screen,
I don't think you were even looking at the ball.
They didn't give me a chance!
I went to go look and they killed me too fast!
They killed me too fast.
So you weren't looking at it?
We have to redo it?
Yeah.
They killed me too fast.
I think that this thing will still be here after power hour.
So go ahead and get in it.
We'll get the power hour game and then try that again.
You had one job, babe.
Look at the ball that's shooting you
so we can see it shoot you.
You did better reaction than you guys.
Sunflower!
I don't want a full crash shot.
I thought that was good.
Like I feel like that was good.
It wasn't too much.
It was enough.
Like you're shocked.
Like no.
No, you did a good job reacting to it.
I think your reaction was good,
but you didn't do the simplest thing
of looking at the ball that shot you.
Everyone is that got their director.
Everyone's like happy.
Give me the notes, whatever.
Okay, I, you know what was the really hardest part
is I'm having him one HP and I hit every shot.
And then all of this, and then all of the sudden,
and then all of the sudden, what are you talking about?
You have code in, that's why we can't play.
I can't even finish my sentence, I'm so stressed out.
Okay, let me finish my sentence, please.
So listen, this what happens, right?
He wants me to shoot him, then he's got like no shield
on him, right?
And then, oh, he has to be one HP
and all of a sudden I have to just stop hitting my shots.
So then I have to go brrr and then I have to go boom,
bop, boom, that's the worst part.
And then you want me to keep a straight face,
you want me to be serious, you want me, like,
then you want me to be shocked for 40 minutes,
stand still, stick in the mud with the red light on me.
It's not easy.
So wait a second.
You're concerned about missing shots
being part of the hard part.
You do that every day, you miss your shots.
So you can't pretend to miss your shots for once.
You do it every game.
I'm just asking you for you to pretend to do it one time.
Thursday, my gosh.
Start with half a click.
It's just not easy, Chad.
It's not easy.
You can't. Okay. Oh, we'll try to do this. Well, but the ball is like that no matter
what. So it doesn't like it's okay. We're going to try to play an actual public match
with the crossbows then. Oh my gosh. I'm hungry. Are we running bows only? No, we're not running
bows only. We're gonna still run them. Let's do it. Fine. We'll do shotgun and bow only.
No AR.
Let's do it.
Okay, fine.
It's power hour.
Let's have some fun with it.
I feel like if we run ARs, we're going to use it more than we would use the bow.
Maybe you will.
I went into my game that I did and I didn't run anything but three bows.
Not the custom game, but like a real game.
Yeah.
And I made it to 10th place.
And then I went and spectated everybody else.
No one had a bow in the inventory.
look out only one guy had a bow and he was using it okay I see him over here I
missed two shots kind of immersion looking they're using shotguns over there
be careful I threw a cloud down 96 you are you hitting 96 instead of 80 like I
don't get it. What do you mean? It doesn't hit for any right now. Um, I have feet everywhere.
Feet everywhere. The only thing I need to say. Someone just shockwaved out. We're pushing
inside the house. Crap. Someone's right above my head. He has dual shotguns and I'm cooked.
Oh my gosh! What did I just do? Headshot? I have to go back over there. Did that say
knocked or eliminated? Knocked. Everyone has self-revived. I know, but go get him then.
Cause I can't let that guy live. I don't know where he's. He's right here. He's
He's still reviving right now, baby, right here.
All right, whatever, I'm shockin' him.
I did what I needed to do, that was sick.
That was sick.
Okay, okay.
Y'all like that?
That was pretty cool, that was pretty cool.
Oh, no, man, that was pretty cool.
All right, next to me, 96.
Oh, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Behind you, behind you.
You're cheating.
Your cheater horses will be doing bows, only bides.
I have three bows.
I'm gonna shotgun in case of emergency.
Are you chasing him?
He has the blade, you have to be careful.
You have to keep distance.
He's like hiding in here.
Yeah, and he wants to just spam us with the blade.
We're not doing that.
Right here, right here.
He's like a little Star Wars guy.
Star Wars Evie.
He's definitely running for his life.
It's over here, I see.
Why do we need two roofs?
How does that make any sense?
I got minis for you.
I'm chasing.
Okay.
I'm gonna go eat some steak.
Feels right.
Oh, he just pulled out the shotguns on me.
Oh.
So I had to pull it out on him.
Okay, but then you got him?
Yeah, I got him.
Why is he cheating?
supposed to be crossbows only why is he not listening there's a car up here to
just stop okay but I have a feeling it's somebody that's rock paper scissors
that's on things about driver yeah that's right you got caught yeah that's
right I saw ya can I please hello hello rock paper scissors shoot you in the
You didn't play with him I thought you were playing around paper scissors with them you're saying that
The silence is actually killing me what is going on over there? It won't let me shoot this through the car
It won't go through the car
Like through the windshield it won't be invincible if you're in a car
Guys oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I don't even know Drake may Jersey
No, I got this jersey on and that's doing be good enough and I'm gonna say go high-trees go, baby. Yeah
We just learned who Drake may was like like yeah, actually during the playoff game. I
Know that happy's wearing a jersey right now for the Patriots guys. We have watched one football game. No
No, we didn't we have watched the second one. No, we were playing crown jam
Going back and forth watching it. We watched one and a half football games this whole year. Yeah. Yeah
And we'll do it again
Tomorrow and it'll complete it too. It was well half way watch tomorrow's game
This storm is ridiculous, holy crap
All right, I need heels bad my love I have minis for you
There's a fire up here if you want to be wait for me here
Why would you light it without me being there I have 30 I had a little bit okay, but you got a man
I'm running white dual pumps in three bows. Um, I have purple dual pumps and two bows. How do you get purple dual pumps?
I lifted the weight I
Think if we go inside of the love bubble we we can just do it
Because it takes two people.
Yep, two.
But we need to go towards Zone.
Oh, someone's in here.
Inside the Love Bubble?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry, are you Love Bubbling with someone else?
Sir?
Sir.
They're in here.
Two people.
I have someone right here too.
Are you coming over here?
Maybe I can't.
I have someone on my roof.
I have their little thingy right here.
Is that because that's not yours, right?
Hello, Matt.
Hello.
Autograph?
Ow.
Yeah, let's open this up.
I'm probably dead as soon as this is over with.
Let me in.
Let me have it.
I need some kind of heat.
Why do they not drop heels?
Okay, I have to go.
Yeah!
I need some kind of heat why they not drop heels
Okay, I have to go
Yeah, I'm cooked. I'm cooked. I'm cooked
Baby, why are you being so silent?
Cuz there's so much going on. There's so many people right in front of me
I have nothing guys running out. Don't go up there during during bows. Actually, that's kind of lame
I see chapel over here. All right, let's go in this house, please please please please
We need to heal up. We are hurting and this storm is closer than so fast
Yeah, it's like closing in right now again. I don't have anything but one chocolate. Oh
Oh my god, we just have to go.
We're also going to die, Sperm.
Yep, we just got to go.
Are you getting locked on?
I'm getting shot.
Come on, man!
Power hour!
Power hour lasts another three, four minutes.
Six minutes, two minutes.
What time is it?
I don't know.
3.30 to 4.30 p.m. Eastern time.
As long as you're ready up, though, before that time, you'll be good.
As long as you get in a game.
Can you come down here?
I'm going to put the whole game like that.
As long as you're ready up though before that time you'll be good as long as you get in the game.
Can you come down here?
I'm gonna put the whole game like this.
I'll screw this possible.
I need to extend it since they didn't let us in the game.
Yeah, I agree.
They was like five minutes in my power armor.
Are you here?
I'm here.
Let me eat these first.
One more.
Nah, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna put me first.
nothing I think we do it I think we have to oh my gosh oh my goodness guys
who can I are trying to do shotguns and bow only do you see this guy right here
oh crap in the air in the air eight air we have I have just two bubbles for
cover by the way three bows recover okay okay all your bows reloaded I think
we get in this bush and we try to get some good shopping oh 96 nice right down
here yeah but they're also over here um ow ow what the heck nobody's having fun
nobody's having fun everyone's using dead eyes and locked on airs so lame so
lean guys come on it's power hour oh my gosh sorry singing pieces of dookie head
do you head dummy
oh crap that didn't work I forgot they were dead they were dead go underground
go underground baby go underground go underground I'm dead here okay you're
We're supposed to go underground.
I'm so cool.
I use a fully lit light.
I don't even use a crossbow out during crossbow power hour.
I don't even use it one time, because I'm so calm.
Oh!
All right, guys, guys.
Code, I'm about to give you the code.
We're doing a custom.
We need to get in there.
Two minutes, two minutes.
Now.
All right, all right, I'm putting the code in.
I have to put the code in.
I'm putting the code in.
You do it.
Go ahead.
I'll hide screen.
Do all fill.
E-servers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just do fart.
F-A-R-T and then seven part seven do it do it and you got to do it fast I'm doing it ready up ready up, ready up, ready up, ready up, ready up, ready up
I'm ready to play man
All right, I don't have a start button
You don't have a start button, it's probably because they typed it in. Yeah, because you waited till I'm too soon
Okay, well then you just say it then because I know you can't think of a code. That's why I'm trying to help you
What are you talking about?
All right, let me know when you're ready
You got something quick.
All right. The code ready up is bun77,
BUN77, bun77, BUN77.
You guys put that in e-servers duo fill,
e-server duo fill.
We're doing crossbow only and we have to do it like we have to
ready up like right now or else it's over, it's over.
I'm looking at the clock right now.
Okay. We're good.
We're at 43 people bun77 duo fill duo fill,
but we're only using the crossbow and this time.
I'm good. Okay. I'm starting it. Go go go 109. Oh gosh. Oh gosh. My servant didn't start
Please please please
We're trying we're trying we're going. Oh my gosh. I think we did it. I think we did it
Okay, so you guys can of course use shockwaves and heels and bubbles and bunks and cars and everything
But the only weapon the only damage dealing item you can use is that crossbow? Okay guys? Good luck best of luck
I love you. That was so stressful. We're gonna do like well. This is this one's duos. This will be fun. Yeah
You can do like well. Everyone's gonna be stepping on. Yeah, we're gonna do like all after this game
That was very crazy that was very crazy
Super fast
ground flex over here 32 dang
all right baby yeah we're not being
friendly guys so you know nobody be
friendly only if you're not like yeah
no friendly no friendly try to see how
it would be if people played the right
way for the power hour yeah cuz this is
the final one so no coming up and
giving happy hugs she'll shoot you
in the head and so a lot just for
this game we want to we want to play it right you guys can't hear what he's
saying right sometimes when you go to this scene in your talking okay cool
I just want to make sure all right if y'all aren't sus studios you're dead by
the way you should have known better you should have known better not a land
over there we're cannonballing on you between a few of you thank you tiktok for
hitting like oh we're gonna do that in just a second
dang quick sniff knocking out liberty liberty right away that is such an
unfortunate person to land on immediately
dang all right all right we got golden poison ivy over here baby I'm not
sure if they're real or not. Remember guys this is Cupid's bow only nothing else no
shotguns no ARs. Cupid's bow only. Let's go away. What are you doing? I can't tell if she's
coming out. I can't right now I'm getting chased out by someone you think I'm
over here twiddling my thumbs what do you want baby love I'm trying you're
I'm trying to see if someone's being friendly.
No, I'm not.
Well, I mean, yeah, I'm trying to see if I'm getting shot in the back, and I am.
OK, I'm here.
What do you want?
This is the first one, right?
There's also- OK.
Just stay close to me, can you?
Oh, that killer, one second.
You're yelling at me.
Like, I'm not trying to survive my own, like, warfare.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, gosh.
I'll get the hecky away from me
Can be fine, can be fine, can be fine
Me fine the main issue right now is I still think there's more people here
There are still more people here, you're saying if they hit me if they hit a headshot I'm done
No on the in builds
Dude, I suck so bad it'll do to 16 to the head. So you'll you'll live dude. Why do I why am I so bad?
Okay, okay reloading I just need to reboot pookie. I just need to reboot pookie
Alright, you can go for it now.
There's two different teams here.
I can go for it.
Why do you want me to be dead? I want to play.
As long as you stay in motion and don't go close range with them, I think it'll be fine.
Nice.
Good job.
Thank you.
He's going to re-self-reliant.
Nice.
Alright.
Alright, now you can go for the reboot.
and then if you see footsteps then...
Let me do it, let me do it, let me do it, let me tell you something, let me tell you something, let me tell you something
Let me tell you something!
I wonder if I'll come back with a bow?
Ooh, I don't know but you know you can land over here and get your like other sub-revibe right here and a bow, so...
Nice, good job.
Yay, super scary.
I'm already exhausted, guys. I'm already exhausted. This is so scary.
I'm landing on this guy's body.
and she didn't start it didn't work we turn up
you said someone's already over here
yes it's on me
okay
alright she's in with a real gun
can you run towards me? run towards me
stop fighting
got him
okay alright
here's mini
we have to get out of this storm babe
I don't think you realize the heart storm moves really fast
and we're probably already dead because of it
I just got Band-Aids, that's nice.
Okay, I'm gonna try and hire her and see if she'll let us live.
Come on, come on, come on, flash us, flash us.
She's not splashing.
Oh my gosh, shall we go?
Oh my gosh.
Alright, so we're gonna have to take this jump pattern.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's how we slide.
Yeah, we're probably just goners though, TBH.
I'm going to take the trampoline and come to the slip truck. Please don't stay back there and do the vending machine. I know what you're doing.
I just bought three medfits. I know what you're doing and you're going to make us die a storm.
I just bought three medfits. I'm not making those guys.
Guys, he always does this.
Try to read it in.
It's undriveable.
He can't.
Okay, there's a card back here for you.
Take your three-bed kits and I'm out of here.
I can't wait around all day.
I'm scared.
There's waiting for us out here with the kids' bow.
I'm gonna let her spot you over time and I think I'm gonna fire her because she's
gonna shotgun people and that's not gonna be right.
Yeah, sure.
Good point.
Sorry.
Go hang out with Mira.
good point I'm filled with good points our hours technically over now guys but
we were able to get one last lobby with the community and we made everyone use
the crossbow only so we're getting a feel for what it's like to really play
crossbow only in a match it's tough thing about letting me die and let you
reboot me because me not being able to slide after jumping is really, you know,
um, you want to try to jump in a garbage can? Yeah, I'll try that. So when I go to
slide, it just makes me stand still. Yeah, I don't know how to fix that bug.
The garbage can. I don't know where a garbage can is. Just to know the map, babe. I don't know. I just heard someone break glass though.
Let me see.
There's one right here and there's people over here.
Yep, yep.
96.
No, don't swing a pickaxe, go away.
No pickaxe swinging.
No.
Did that work?
The garbage can?
Um, I don't see the garbage can.
I pinged it for you, it's right there.
Ooh, ooh, sorry, Paramore, I'm sorry.
Do you see the garbage can now?
No, I can't see it now.
I'm trying soaking it in some water.
Love you, Paramore.
You're not even trying to get in the garbage can,
that's why, get in it!
I did, I did, I did.
Did it fix it?
I did, I did, let me check.
No, dang it.
Oh, on me?
Yeah, we've got quite a few on us,
right now I'm trying to figure out what to do. Trying to figure out what to do with you.
Are you fighting? They're fighting me. Okay. I'll drop down. I think we got to get out
of here. Get out of dodge, baby. I just can't move much. This is annoying. Get in that car.
And then I'm in. All right, drive, drive, drive. You can't get us, Nee-nee-boo-boo.
I'm gonna get you. Imagine it.
Oh, I hit it.
Oh, I'm crazy with it. I'm crazy with it.
I'm crazy with it.
We can win this. We can win this. I just gotta play slower.
Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing. What if...
Because it's like, it's not gonna be knocking and resing you, right?
I have two bunks.
Like, knocking you and then reviving you.
Isn't gonna work. It's gonna have to be like a full finish and then a rest.
I feel like we don't worry about it. We just play it slow where I don't have to like
Slide a lot around like that. They're so just
More so just like take long shots and use bunkers and stuff
I got a car out here. I got a problem. I got a problem with this and we're not gonna let that slide
I mean if you see minis shut their car
Oh, he's flying oh
Crap, crap, crap, bun, crap, that's how it happens when you stand still, though.
Okay, they're up there, baby.
Get in the car.
We're going to go assist and buy stuff.
Guys, this is a butt clincher.
It is really hard.
We got a bunny penny down here, though, okay?
So, it's going to be tricky.
Oh my gosh wait here I got a plan I got a plan here nice
wait it's out hey what's out I can't buy any more big pot
Oh, I'm out of gold that fight that makes them you want a second bow
Oh crap. Oh
Hmm, I think we need to find some words to just like put our bunker down. Oh, baby. Come here. Come here. Come here
I think is what we do. We do our thing. We do our thing. Come here. Oh wait, it's not in zone actually
Oh
Come inside
96 she's low. Yeah
Reloading we just have to hide
96
Power ranger right there on you baby on you I'm reloading
You need a big bar what
Well, you have to go.
You have movement?
No.
Oh, I wish you would have said that.
I'm going to drop these shocks right here for you, OK?
OK.
Thank you.
Yep.
All right, we're going in, we're going in, guys.
There's 52 people in this lobby.
52 people.
This is not looking too hot.
Woo!
How you doing, love?
If I can get in, I'm gonna put a bunker down.
I'm sorry you can't slide, very frustrating.
Hello ladies, just passing through.
There's so many people.
Oh gosh.
We're gonna go over here.
Okay.
I'm gonna slide down.
We're gonna, I don't know what we're gonna do.
I can't even see where you're at, are you in the storm?
No, no, I'm good. I'm good.
Okay.
I'm coming here.
I don't know. They're in here.
Oh my gosh, I'm still crazy.
We're just gonna close that door on ya?
Yep, we're just gonna...
Is there anyone in this?
They're not. Okay, we get a free bunker.
You guys like how I hit both of those shots, that was kinda crazy.
Okay, they're gonna eventually be up there on us.
I did get a little bit of fall damage, okay, and that's on me right here. Oh gosh, did you hit it? I didn't no watch above watch above
You have any movement left?
No, I have one. Hey, I do I do
No, no, no, I don't need it. I have a thing in the G. I'm a mask right here in front of us
Sniff you got to die, bro. I missed every shot. I guess you get to live
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna shockwave in and I'm gonna bun
Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah, we got a bunker. Oh my gosh, there's so many people.
Leave me alone! Leave me alone! They took my house. They took my house. I got scared.
There's too many people. I should have taken my house. I got her. I got her. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Take that mask babe. Take that mask.
Keep it spoke. Keep it spoke.
I didn't mean to open it. I didn't mean to open it.
Okay.
I have a big pot, but I really don't want to give it to you because you have that sliding bug, so it's kind of like...
No, no, no, give it, give it, give it, trust me.
I have one bunk left, I'm just going to rotate in.
Use all three of your masks.
Oh, crap.
Oh, I hit that, that's kind of crazy.
I'm going to do it up here, I'm going to do it up here.
Oh, crap, oh crap, okay.
Last bunk, last bunk, up inside of it, up inside of it, oh.
Ahh!
Boogie's scary, Boogie's scary, Boogie's scary.
There's the sewings on the nervous model body.
Flip it out.
Right here, right here.
She's low.
I got her.
Behind the tree, behind the tree.
Oh, 96 and Renegade Raider.
96 and her.
Let's just reload everything and get ready for the next rotate.
Okay, okay, okay.
Reload everything.
Everything reloaded.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here, here, here.
Thank you.
Wait, did someone just throw something at us?
Oh, you threw a trampoline at it?
Oh! Ow!
I'm outside of it?
No one? Okay, there is someone behind.
Oh, headshots!
Ah! Ah!
I need help against this lady.
Oh crap, I'm just kidding. I just need to reload. I need to calm down. I need to calm down.
I'm gonna take the little trampoline.
Yeah, yeah, me too.
I'm stressed. I'm stressed. I'm kind of hitting some pretty good shots, but I'm kind of stressed.
I'm in this little tiny tree, babe. I don't know that they know that I'm here.
What? Princess? I'm sorry!
Sorry, I didn't know you were going to E-Mode.
Open test.
Oh, what a shot.
What a shot.
I have to see my accuracy after this, actually.
That's pretty cool.
What a shot.
I'm crazy, dude.
I'm crazy.
All right, then.
This is what we're going to do.
We're going to throw the mask in the air, take it
immediately, and then take kids some trick shots.
Okay, but I can't hear her, I'm standing right in front of me.
Oh, I knocked him too, I knocked him too.
No, I just got a head shot!
What a shot from Craig!
I do, I do, I do, I do, I'm gonna try.
Um, there, no, he literally just, okay.
Craig, I actually don't like you at all now.
Like, I was gonna hug you up, Craig,
and then now you're, like, I don't like you at all.
Wait, that wasn't Craig that pushed me, just kidding.
It wasn't Craig.
Whoever that chopper room was, I don't like you, I hope you lose.
I've said it with my whole chest
Okay, I have some crazy shots guys I
Can't see my stats. I'm just gonna watch for right now
That it's fun though for sure. I think this is how it should have been played
Like this yeah
Like this is so like it's it's like a lot. It's hard. But like it's fun. It's silly like that's what power hour should have been
Not, oh, I'm gonna drop this bow and run the mythic and gold shotguns and ARs and not even use the gun at all.
They had chug jugs and heels. We ran out of heels quick.
Yeah, but I had that.
Drea, quit. Aim down and quit. Just hit fire. Hit fire, Drea. Hit fire.
Oh man, we got Log, Volcanic. Is Volcanic the one that got me? Because now I'm really,
that like stood over my body and thirsted me.
Yeah, it was Volcanic Musk, yeah.
Volcanic Musk is a very big thirst.
Why are you two worrying about bursting them when you have each other? To shoot at?
I'm confused.
All right, it's a 1v1.
1v1.
Oh, Slidekick is actually really smart,
even though that was on purpose.
That was so hard.
Slidekick him again.
Oh, he only goes on purpose?
No.
I'm watching the.
Oh!
You got to reload.
They're both on HP.
Yep, one shot for both.
Oh my gosh, but the storm.
Who's going to hit the next shot?
No!
That one was on purpose.
Nice! And it's so long!
Nice!
And then waving goodbye is crazy.
Yeah waving goodbye is crazy.
I had 3,024 damage, 7 elims, and 39% accuracy.
How much damage did you do then?
I already left.
Ah dang it.
I think I went kinda crazy.
Okay I think I did pretty good.
I'm just saying, with Bo, all of me, that was pretty good.
All right, y'all, I will do this like when I come back,
I'm going to pee my pants.
That was so fun.
I'm glad that we at least as a community
got to experience Power Hour,
how it should have been done.
And maybe the future Power Hours will do that, okay?
Action.
All right, that was fun. I'm not going to lie. That was really fun. If they made, if they made the power hour like that, I think a lot more people would show up to it.
to it. But it turns out that at least from what what I've noticed is most people that
one and during the power hour weren't people who were using the bow. It was people who
are just still using dead eyes and and the dual pumps. But that was a lot of fun. Thank
you guys so much for joining in on those customs and if you didn't join just enjoyed
watching them. If I can get gaps and whatever whatever other mod she talked to about joining
I don't know who she chose, but I need gabs and whatever other mods are doing this following
game, doing this mod again.
And let's do it.
And then we'll probably do the Madden segment.
So Happy's going to be playing some football for the first time ever.
We just downloaded Madden today.
We downloaded Madden this morning and she's going to be playing it on stream with you
guys. All right, I think this is it. And then we'll do this. All
right, if I can get a first time shatter to put their gamer
tag, you guys, you have a potential of playing with
happy, a first time shatter, you've never commented before.
But you have to be on your game and ready right now.
You have to be on your game and ready.
You've never chatted before.
Let's get somebody out of their shell.
I found one.
All right, so we'll get this person here added.
And then if they join right away, then this will be the person that we play with.
if they don't join right away then um did I type it wrong d a r e a c e y nope
you didn't you didn't put it right sorry sorry buddy that's not a correct
gamertag. All right. So we got Katie Cowell is Spidey Girl 24.
Spidey Girl 24. We're doing a mod game, but I'm having people
get out of the shell. And we're going to do one with a first
time chatter. So if Spidey Girl is on, we'll play Spidey
girl if not we'll move on to the next person. Spidey girl do you have your game
on and ready? Are you ready to play right now? If you're not ready to play
right now we're gonna move on to the next person. I don't think Spidey girl
goes on. Okay, how about the G fan? The G fan. If this doesn't work, I'll probably
grab somebody from, I'll probably grab somebody from TikTok instead. I'll probably grab someone
from Tik Tok such UK O2 will you be from the UK touch UK O2
and if this person is not here, we're going to grab someone
from Tik Tok instead.
They haven't accepted it yet.
Oh no.
TikTok, if you're putting your gamer tag, make sure you're ready to play though.
Only put your gamer tag if you're ready to play.
Alright, I'm going for TikTok now.
Oh, nope, someone's here.
Awesome.
I invited her to party.
Alright, we're good. We might do that again sometime.
All right, UK requests to join the lobby, okay?
Because that invite never actually goes through.
Hi, I'm back.
I had to go pee-pee-la-poo-poo,
and I'm not even joking you.
I don't know if y'all do the same thing,
but sometimes when you haven't gotten the bathroom
for like a really long time,
and you finally get to go,
and it's like you pee for like ever,
like a racehorse, kind of like counting like, oh my gosh.
I'm pretty sure certain like I pee for like a straight
60 seconds.
All right, let me do the like go first.
You guys are amazing.
Thank you for hitting it.
UK accepted our friend request.
Please make sure you requested during the lobby.
I
Well, I guess this person doesn't want to play um
Okay, I did multiple times I asked UK to rejoin multiple times requested during the lobby
No, I mean, everyone else got here just fine, but they could try again if they want to,
but.
All right, but you got to be on and ready to play, because you see we've already failed
multiple times, and that's not fun.
So let's see what we got going on.
Sniper Queen, one, two, two, three.
From TikTok.
All right, sorry, Sniper Queen, got your hopes up.
Here we go!
We made it!
Woo-hoo!
Take some of it all out.
Let me change the server really quick.
Oh, I have a one it was a rolly rolly rolly rolly with a double branch.
Oh, hello.
Who.
Who are you calling that we can't hear you.
Oh, oh.
Hi. Hello. I was just because I was scared because I heard my voice when I got here.
Hi.
Ah.
Hello.
Hello. Hi. Welcome everybody. This is what we're going to do.
So what we're going to do, we're going to get into this Fortnite match and we're going to collect the heck out of those cutie little hearts, because I have a lot more to collect, actually not really.
I have 139 and I need 250.
49.
Yeah, I try to have like 30 of them.
Okay. So you two should be playing together. I love the pink five pink and blue we have over here pink blue and yellow pink blue and yellow and purple.
UK, are you okay?
Yeah, thank you.
Okay, well, I just seem like you're like we went to talk but then maybe something was broken.
because because Rosa people's message in here on my first day should say yeah
they're just gonna seal it and you know do you have your friend requests off
okay
So, she sounds like you.
She sounds like you.
Bruh.
No.
No, she sounds like me.
She sounds like me.
Duh.
Did you miss yesterday with my friend,
water?
Hot dog, dog water, whatever his name is.
In a little bit, guys, we will be going
and playing Madden.
And showing you what the result
of tomorrow's show is.
you what the result of tomorrow's Super Bowl game is going to be. Seahawks versus the New England Patriots.
If you want to know ahead of time who the winner will be, make sure you all tune in.
So here's what I'm thinking. I think we just, we'll just go where the wind takes us.
No, okay. I'm gonna go my own way. I don't really want to land with you guys. I feel
I feel like that would be too easy.
I'm gonna fly around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, what do you need a team for in a team game?
Yeah.
I don't know. I don't think it's even smart to land together on it.
I just didn't even think it was smart to ready up together.
But, you know, I'm just kidding.
Oh, okay.
Well, bubble, bubble.
I was just joking.
Somebody banner.
Bruce banner.
That's why I have these gloves on my hand.
you don't even know who Bruce Banner is. I could tell by the silence. Yeah, no idea. That's the Hulk.
Yeah. Oh. Yeah. No, it's okay. Is it nice to have like to mention somebody that you understand but
like nobody else knows who it is? Not really, no. Don't they do that like you all the time when
they mention like anime characters? Yeah, yeah, but like I usually like I get in trouble if I
I talk about things that nobody knows about because then it isolates people yeah
Yeah, don't yell at me. I'll see your mic is kind of low. I'm gonna yell at you
Okay, so that's why a happy's plan was bad. All right
Mm-hmm whoever said to do that you suck happy
I have enough gold, I'll just reboot over here.
Okay, well we have a reboot bin right here.
I'll put it.
Over here with the ladies.
I'm coming!
I don't have minis for useful.
Are you okay? I was like, we do have the red bin.
Oh! Right.
Imagine if I was lying, I was the lying liar.
I was looking for...
Wait, are they pushing?
Oh, that's you.
You just phoned me!
Did I turn my mic up enough?
Is it better?
Guys, I'm getting confused.
Yeah, it's a little bit better.
You care you like a little nervous?
Like a little bit?
I don't even think she has her mic on anymore.
I don't know.
I think something's being funky with her game.
Probably everyone um yeah, overwhelming.
Faminer, yeah, but she's AFK right now.
Yeah, I had to turn my face like.
I had to turn my face like.
Get out of here.
I have played on UK servers multiple times.
It is not as bad as you cry about it.
Nope, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no it's not.
It's not.
I played a whole stream one day and didn't even know
I was on UK server.
Well,
you clearly have American internet.
I have American internet, it's crazy.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know what else to tell you.
Well, we left it with some heels
and that's a drivable reboot band,
So maybe when she gets it sorted out, actually, she's not in here anymore.
Is she?
Yeah, she liked out.
Well, ladies, it looks like we're triplets.
Also chaos.
Why are you still not full health?
I'm going to call the police.
I'm trying to get that big pot, but it's underneath of the reboot man.
I'm trying to drive through.
I couldn't even, it was stuck under the bunker.
You mean the bunker you threw?
Like I'm gonna protect my friend!
It was just like, I just spit all over myself.
How delicious.
It was a perfectly placed bunker to protect her.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Then she was gone.
Alright.
Well I have a whip out front.
Let me in, let me in, let me in!
Okay, alright.
Oh wait, why am I driving?
Nice try.
You're tricking me!
Somebody's got to do it.
That's you, it's your car.
Last time I drove, which was like way back in the mountain in the season.
You told me I couldn't drive on this one.
I know you're not wasting shockwaves.
Alright.
And that's why we leave you behind.
Say goodbye to her.
Wasting shockwaves and this car.
and this fortnite economy is crazy she really did that yeah that you crossed
the line oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh you can have everything that was in
it. No, thanks. It's a chug jug. Why would you not want that? And there's something gold.
Wait it's the tractor.
Ah!
What?!
What in the world?!
That's called karma.
Ah!
Brother's literally no chance.
Mind you, it kills you in one tap.
It's...
Ah!
Oh, yeah, super funny, y'all, good luck.
No, no, no, no, no, good luck, you're so funny, you're the funniest people I know.
Why are you stopping to shoot them, just go, just go.
Why are you calling them weird when you literally okay wait a minute I got myself killed and then you wasted another shockwave
I can't believe I actually barely moved in the clip that I was trying to do for that
stupid ball and on this one I was like I'm a million meters away and I was behind like
wall and it still like exploded my hopes and dreams I had a such good loadout
you might need to redo her and just as I was coming on
what you got okay awesome because I'm gonna go back to my stuff love you
I can't believe I got myself killed. I mean, that's my own fault.
No, we couldn't have known there was another team over there.
We all just knew boot goofing. You just try to do this, you know what I mean?
little hee-haw, gobble dee-pup-up.
No, I'm fine. I don't know what I just activated in me, but holy...
I watched a TikTok that said,
what do you, how do you pronounce this?
I almost said brand of monkey, oh my gosh, this breed of monkey.
And it was an orangutan, right?
But apparently we all say it wrong and there's no actual G at the end of that word
Happy do you want this?
probably
It's an orangutan
Not an orangutan
Yeah, yeah, we've all just been stupid our whole life
Yeah, it's true
Well
We're back at it again, and who is that someone's mask portal up there
Okay
Wait bad guys in the tunnel we're not gonna fight them we're not gonna fight them I'm gonna take us to like a flip truck or something try
Get us to heal that
body to the body wait a minute wait that's that's the thing you can do that
oh um who's driving you're kind of bad oh my oh gosh guys there's a person here
the only thing I have is a crossbow. He's sniping. He is totally with that. Yeah, I hit
every shot. He's probably very low. Where is he? Okay, all right, secret tunnel then.
I have a crossbow and that is it. I'm doing the crossbow only challenge right now. Yep,
Not a big deal.
Not a big deal at all.
Oh yeah.
That's probably where they're at though, right?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to land in this bush slope and have these shoots in a little bit.
Where are they?
There's one person.
Yeah, just them.
All right, cool.
Let me just kill her and we take all the goodies.
Yeah, out.
You're going to come hit the slurp truck right now, 80, 180, 180, reloading, going to explode
me.
Let's hit the slurp.
Ow!
He's behind this rock.
Here, come yourself, come yourself, come yourself.
I'm going to bunk it.
Ready?
One, two, three.
Okay.
okay and that's the one dude I believe so yeah what is his beef now he's gonna
through here I'm gonna need that shotgun what are we looking at when it comes to
AR ammo. Are y'all hurting? I have a lot.
Ash 40. Oh yeah, thank you. Alright, I'm going underground.
I'm running for my life. There's some barrels right there for you if you want to get the
rest of the way up. We're gonna win this. Where are you Kay Geryly?
that right ladies some ramen noodles down here ooh some more ramen noodles oh oh oh crap we
gotta go oh crap alright fun's over fun's over I genuinely don't know what to carry
Are you carrying heels still still?
Uh, yeah.
I have a chucked out.
OK.
You both have chucked out?
OK, cool, cool, cool.
That's good, didn't it?
Yeah.
But I don't have to do that.
I'm pretty sure I'm hearing them use masks all above my head.
That was me.
OK, cool, cool, cool.
I'm going to fly then.
I'm going to go get up to the night.
Whew.
They're hard to the left.
OK.
I'm on height.
See anybody yet? I do have bunkers for us. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, we're safe here though. So I think we just hide
and we do a little
Yeah
Go ladies, you're a little pink pony is so cute
Did it let you name it? Oh
I'm afraid to do anything with my sidekicks until I hook me in them.
Oh you knocked someone?
Oh yeah, they're in the house, we gotta push.
Sixty?
That sounded weird.
There's purple AR and shockwaves in here.
Down the back.
down the back. Oh, what's up? That's okay.
I'm going. I know. Okay. I don't have to move now. No, you're okay. Okay. Right behind you.
yep yep yep they're trying to rez i'm gonna shock
ow nice oh crap there's two over here oh no oh whoa
so we're cooked i have no heels i have no heels
oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh
i have nothing
Maybe they think I'm not here anymore.
No, they know I'm here.
They know I'm here.
I'm good.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
I wonder how.
I wonder how, you know.
I wonder how they do.
I'm joking, joking, joking.
They have, they, they, they know that I'm there.
I threw like 40 bombs or whatever.
Dang it.
All that for nothing.
Buns!
They're not called panic but, oh my gosh.
I could fight you in your face Cressant Martini.
What was that?
I said if I didn't sell you using a shockwave.
No, it was me who sold, I shot the ball.
I shot a right edge of the ball and then the ball killed me and it was my fault.
I did it.
It was a hot mess express, but we had fun.
Thank you guys so much for playing with me.
I appreciate you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Saucy Jam, thank you so much for the hat and mustache.
Thank you also for the game controller.
Listen to me. When you have no movement, um, UK, I appreciate you for being available to play, but unfortunately I don't know what we're doing for this next segment. So give me just a second.
When you have no movement, no way out and you're to HP and you have bunkers, your best bet there is to like full box them. I was building, but I was cranking 90s. I was not panicking.
panicking. I was strategically pacing bunkers to cloud their movement to try to get away
to let my overshoot come back so I had a chance to fight. Yeah, oh happy you had a wingsuit. Yeah,
let me just completely be helpless and go in my wingsuit all up into heaven so they can have
free shots on me. I needed my overshoot to come back. That's why y'all die because you just
wing suit anytime you get shot and you will die if you if I would abuse a wing suit
but thank you very rey don't yeah don't you laugh at me stop laughing
golly
but didn't you die any
No, I feel good, I feel good that I did that, I feel good that I did that, I do, I do, I do.
I did.
I feel great about that decision.
It's not a random decision.
I'm unbelievable to you for the ball of
Where the heck am I at hi guys? How are you? Hope you're having a great day. Don't know how the heck I got here you kid
Damn me. I'm calling the police. Who are those people? Where am I?
Thank you saucy for the galaxy
It's getting so
I
Oh, you are stressing me out saying so many things like, you gotta give me a second.
Everyone is saying things. Everyone's saying stuff. Hold on. Everyone's just stop saying stuff for like a second.
Everyone just stop saying stuff.
Happy you suck, happy you panicked, happy you did this, happy you did that, happy there's
something in your hair, happy you do the like-al, happy you look so ugly, happy you look so pretty,
happy you're this or that. Everyone's just, they're sending in your hair! They're sending in your hair!
I don't even care.
I know I'm aware, but I'm not like I just need a second.
Just shut everyone.
I can see it. Thank you, baby. Yeah, no, I can see it.
Hey, did you know there's something in your hair? And you know what?
there. That's how I feel about it. It can stay there because I asked for a second of peace and you
won't give it to me. I'm pretty sure it's a piece from the baseball bat. It is a piece of drywall,
I don't even know what it is. Yeah, of wallpaper. I think I hit it and then it, I don't even know.
Maybe say one more word. I dare you, honey. Say one more thing. I tripled dog dick.
Jam, thank you very much for the firework.
He just kept, he just keeps you happen.
And I'll just go, I'll just say one word at a time.
How do we get to this point, Danny?
It's just like a compilation of you guys being perfect, me being crazy, and Beard never
being quiet.
All right, you're requesting?
Huh?
What?
Huh?
I can hear you now. I'm here to my game. What? Why are you being quiet? Okay
Okay, uh, stop that
I'm saying there's no need to you know what to do. Oh gosh. Why are they an emo only? Who did that vapor strawberry?
Thank you for shutting them up for me. It's a little too late now though
No, we do need to. I think I'm going to change my pickaxe before we did this. Oh, well.
All right. I have a wing suit for you already.
Oh, good.
And now we know it does all your help. So you don't think we should probably be well.
That'll be a bigger.
Yeah, you didn't think that that was a good enough skit?
We're definitely gonna have that on there, but yeah, I'm gonna start fighting. I'm not even joking
Yeah, like we were in duos and then like you're an op I was like oh by cp. I was a star shooting you
What is going on over there on tiktok
Thank you so much Saucy jam for the gift after the gift after another gift and then another one and another one
We appreciate all that the galaxy globes the galaxies and I know there's this kind of redemption
But we're doing a skit and this isn't a real game so we're not doing it for this
We'll do that afterwards though. That way they can get the full experience of this game redemption
I'm gonna leave a big pot over here when you need it, and I'm gonna get full
Yeah, we're playing some football probably
Maybe we'll do one more game and then we'll play some Madden in real life
All right, I just need a shotgun to complete the look you got one
There's one right here. Yeah, oh wait, I have some
All righty, so this is the look for the skit Chad. What do you think? It looks good?
All right, I'm gonna get the full show 12 so you can do more damage in me
Sounds good
I'm ready
Also, the last time I died it did it not um let you be the winner
It felt like it in your show with victory royale. It didn't look like it into the game. Yeah, I said I won
okay are you guys ready for look y'all gave me notes okay you said I need to
have a bigger reaction so what what do you think I should do when I get a lot
do you think I should you should be like what the heck was that should I be
like what the heck was that should I be like but like you're saying crash out
What is crash out me?
Scream what?
We're going to have to, are we going to be able to big a minds?
Are we going to be able to big a minds or no?
Um, yeah, I can do that.
Okay.
You ready?
I think.
You ready I think gotta get it right the first time
All right guys, oh my gosh, I'm scared we're in lethal to 1v1
Cute the suspense music. I don't know where did that guy go?
Wait oh my gosh, I see him and I shoot him oh
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'm insane
Where'd he go? Oh gosh, I have to reload
No! Where did he go? Oh, I might win it. I might win this. Guys, I'm gonna win! Where is he?
One more shot! One more shot! No! What do you- What is that?!
Also, I didn't look at the ball. Dang it. I was supposed to look at the ball.
I'm the worst actor ever! I'm the worst actor ever! I was literally- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, I forgot to look at the ball.
Shout.
Saucy, thank you so much.
What even is happening?
It's bug?
A thousand?
Thank you so much for the your awesomes, holy moly.
Beard is muted because he's disappointed.
Yep.
I was I was trying to like let it be.
Like, I don't know, like I was about to win and then die.
Yeah. But like, I guess you have to look at we can't
ready up if we're in the same team.
You have to leave.
You know what I'm saying?
Like it made sense in the moment, but I was like, oh, no, wait,
I was supposed to look at the ball.
You think beard should change his skin?
Well then I should just be able to ready up again, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, so it looks more real.
Only you guys are going to know that this is like, and if you end up seeing this clip,
you have to be like, oh my gosh, I can't believe that happened or oh my gosh, I was
there when that happened. It was crazy. She was mad. Oh, we have to make it look real.
And I'm not doing a good job. Oh, she was furious. She can't.
If it doesn't happen authentically, maybe don't make a video. It's called a skit, my love. You
heard of it like a skit like a like a play or like a reenactment or like a fun little like
let's let's make this play out like this like you know what I mean like
kind of like something fun people do um inflight night people do that for night
it's not for everybody some people like it some people do it off stream and they just
surprise people or they trick people into thinking that it's real but yeah no I think
I think skits are a lot of fun. It could be fun.
Yeah, we're creating content, but this is content creation right here.
You know?
She actually fakes all of her clips?
Oh my gosh, guys, Beach Brutus is in my lobby.
No way.
Alright, let's go.
Alright y'all. We're landing. Leave the lads. I'm gonna body the whole lobby. I'm gonna
body the whole lobby. Human Bill and Bigfoot? Oh my gosh. And Hush, I think. Someone's landing
here with me. I don't like this. Oh my gosh, Bigfoot's actually here at- oh man. We're
We're just going to stay in character the whole time, guys.
We're not going to break character, by the way.
All right.
And we're going back into character.
All right.
We're going to have a sniper.
What?
Okay.
I got to find loot.
All right.
Two snipers.
I might be onto something.
Let me cook.
Let me cook, guys.
I'll take the character.
Yeah.
I pretend it's in-game.
mid-game or beginning game. He already has the wings, that's good. Okay, that
could work, that could work. I'm gonna be full shield, full health. We need maybe a
little bit better loot because no one believes that you have gray dual shotguns
at the end of game, right?
Let's see if we can find better shotty. We can do this. It's gonna be, guys,
please please look at me and say happy look at the ball look at the ball look
at the ball I've literally I've literally failed so many times because I'm not
looking at the ball get it together oh pretty I found a wingspeed in case that
I think he already has one.
I think I'm going to find better shoddy, I'm annoying.
Now do you have good shotguns?
No?
That's better than nothing right?
Okay. I think we're ready. I think we might be ready.
I'm not gonna play suspense music because if we want to add it, we can add it in like editing.
But I don't want it to be in the video.
Because maybe it might be too loud or it might like mess up the video itself.
We can add that in the end if we want it there.
Okay. I think I'm ready.
Yeah, I think this is a pretty believable in-game loadout, right?
Okay, alrighty. Here we go.
Look at the ball, look at the ball, look at the ball.
Okay guys, yell action whenever it's time.
Yell action whenever it's time, okay?
I got you Coco. I'll make you proud.
Okay guys, it's a 1v1 in Lethal Labs and you know how I feel about this place.
It's so scary.
I don't know.
I'm going to try to get the win for you guys but I'm nervous.
I don't know where this guy's at.
Oh my gosh, footsteps, footsteps.
Oh, a naked Homer!
Ew!
Oh my gosh, she's 1 HP.
Don't heal up.
Oh, I'm reloading.
No!
Wait, where is he?
Where did he go?
Oh my gosh, I should hide?
Is he healing?
Wait, what is that?
Oh, that was bad.
I can't even, I can't, that was bad.
I can't, I literally can't.
I'm literally so bad and I suck and I'm the worst
and someone just got the police.
I'm so bad, I can't, it didn't feel good.
It didn't feel right.
I couldn't commit.
It took forever to turn around.
I love that he was naked Homer,
but now it's spoiled.
Like, dang it.
Saucy, thank you so much for the wink gifts that you're sending as well.
You're incredible, man.
I really appreciate you.
Yeah, one more time.
I need to be less nervous.
Okay.
Yeah.
Cause I'm just like word bumping.
I'm like, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
It says you're not here.
Oh, it says you're here now.
We're going to do the like one just a moment.
I'm trying to literally record cinema history right now.
OK, all right, I'm taking notes.
Calm down, relax, take it slow.
You're more casual the first time.
OK, OK.
Breathe.
Are we having to surf in?
Lane, it'll be OK.
Act like it's a real game.
I'm trying to.
Yeah, I think we just start on the side
that it's already pointing.
That way we don't waste time with it turning around.
Again, the suspense music, I'm not going to play it.
If we want suspense music in the video, we'll add it.
But I don't want to do it now.
Because then it's going to mess with all the other audios.
Two, one, hang high, hang time.
Oh my gosh, puff with five gifted subs.
You're crazy for that.
Thank you.
I train choo choo.
Ash with the 300 million biddies, big pie with the gifted
sub as well, and Nova with the bid.
Thank you guys very much.
Sassy's been going into the membrane over there on TikTok as well, and I really appreciate all those gifts.
Thank you, thank you. I'm sure your hand is exhausted from double tapin' a thousand times.
Just to send a gift, and that means a lot to me also, so thank you very much for the galaxy.
Holy W's everywhere.
I agree. When she didn't look at the ball and tried to keep shooting beard, it looked good.
I know, but I think like the point, like when I look at the ball,
a couple of seconds before it hits me. So ignore the red light.
Do I say, what is that? What's that red light?
And then I look up. It's just hard to time. It's hard to time.
We'll get it this time. I could feel it. This is the one.
This is the one we've got it
Okay him with a little oh my gosh what's that
Okay, okay, I'm feeling the vibe. I'm feeling the vibe
You guys are such great directors. Has anyone ever told you guys that you're so good at directing
What the heck is that okay, Desiree a minus you though
That's what happened in the first one though is that I ran out of time. It actually hit
me really bad. It came in a little too quick. Did you find a wingsuit yet? No. Okay. We've
got some pretty good loot. I think I'm ready to shoot you. We just have to get you
view wings do okay so I play it calm full
collected act natural you know act
natural there's a bubble for you if you
need it you need to get full ht I have
400 gold what's in the vending machine
my marker my my ping what about it look at the ball happy thank you yeah
there's not a wing suit in the vending machine you got one okay we can do it we
can do it we can do it all right I'm gonna go on the other side cuz that's
That's where the ball automatically is facing, is the other side, so I'm going to come over
here.
Wait.
Ooh, nice.
Keep your eye on the ball.
This is like preps for the Super Bowl that's about to happen after this.
We're doing the Super Bowl after this, guys.
Alright, just give me a second to adjust, okay?
Alright.
Alright, we gotta rotate into the lethal right now.
It's a 1v1, so lose a mast.
That's good.
I think we grab that.
Just one guy left.
I'm going to be sneaky snakes if we can find him.
Okay.
Maybe High Ground will pay off.
I'm not sure.
I don't see any feet.
Wait, what was that?
Oh my God.
Cheat, cheat, cheat.
I see him.
Little yellow man in his underwear.
We got him.
He's really low.
I have to rotate.
Oh, I fell through the floor.
Oh, I'm going to get him.
Oh my goodness.
What is this red laser?
What is that?
I moved too much. Dang it. It was too much pressure. I sold. At least I didn't actually
sell and we can just try again. Then you can give me tips and tricks and I'm too embarrassed
to look over at you guys and I'm literally the worst actor ever. And welcome little
naked man. Welcome back. I tried to be more calm. I tried to be more calm. And then
I fell through the floor like an idiot. That one was good though. Dang it. That
one was good yeah but I didn't die so I got to try to reenact that perfectly
you sold that one I know that one was the most believable one okay okay okay the
laser sold honestly it's supposed to be lock-on and okay are you full HP I
I could here hit those little barrels on this clock bush right here. I need to be full because I don't miss
Okay, okay, okay yell action guys yell action
Okay
All right, we have a 1v1 and I what was that and I just gave myself fall damage of course
There's one guy left.
And I'm gonna eliminate myself, actually.
I'm not sure if he's here or not.
And we'll just place that just in case.
See if we can find him.
Oh my gosh, I see him.
A little tiny yellow man.
Oh, he's one HP.
Let me reload.
Oh no, wait, wait!
Come back!
What is this laser?
Get off of me!
What?
What?!
What are you joking me?!
AAAAAAAAH!
What do you think? What do you think?
Did we do it? What do you think?
Did we do it? Was that so good?
And scene. WOOOOOO!
I'm an actress. I'm an actress. No blush photography please.
Oh my gosh, and the Naked Man wins?
What?
I'm so sorry, fishpig, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, my buddy.
And the Oscar goes too.
Okay.
I hope that's good.
I don't know. I don't know.
We'll let the editors do it and then hopefully
we can get that out two years later. Shut your facials.
We'll get into a real game and then we're going to go play the Superbowl
for you guys, okay?
Now the Superbowl...
Am I good? You ready yet?
Okay, the Superbowl, Seahawks versus the Patriots. We're going to load up Madden
and I'm going to play it for you.
I'm going to play Madden for you, Patriots versus Seahawks,
and we'll see how it plays out and who wins.
And that's going to happen after this game.
You guys are going to love it.
You guys did also hit the like goals.
I'll do that.
Why is he?
Why is he looking at me like that?
He's like,
oh, you want to tackle me?
Mama, there's a pitch six behind you.
OK, wait, I have to be a skin.
Wow, that was crazy. I feel like I did it. Good job
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
These are him around. He's scaring me. Mama. He's getting me. It's just the way it's crooked
Now he's friend now he's friendly. All right, W skin redemption
Saucy Jam with 1500 counting, wink, wink, heart, holy moly.
Thank you, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.
I don't know what you're yapping about, but I know what I gotta do, okay, so that's what
you're saying, fight me in these streets.
We're at 1700 wink-winks, guys, we'll keep doing that one when I get to the ground, okay?
Give me a little bit of time.
You can't hear beer because he's not saying anything.
He was just trying to tell me to keep doing the likeable because I didn't get to do
it long enough.
I didn't do it long enough to satisfy all the hard work
that went into double tap and screen from the community.
Y'all worked really hard to get to that like goal, so.
Dude, skits are hard, bro.
Skits are hard.
I really like the one before the one that we did.
Yeah?
Where I fell through the floor?
Yeah.
Dang.
Were you gonna try to edit it?
Like patchwork it together?
It'll probably look too funky that way
I think we'll just see how that one looks and if we don't like it then we'll either one remake it or to see if we can
Edit it to make it seem like it was what it was
If the one you guys end up seeing isn't the one you watch me do here
Then I guess beard probably forced me to do it off-stream
That's gonna be even worse. I'm playing golden over here for shield
We'll never know we're in here going the changing booth I was going to resplash you before you
went out but okay good luck out there in the streets skin redemption was from Ashley
sis she chose clarity I'm gonna buy Zoe okay you have enough already I'll tell
me I'm not sure the vibe vibe is feels dangerous can't tell I'll get back to you
I'm not rotating, mantling, operating, every machinery.
They're shooting a bow at me.
They're missing everything.
It's Evil Kim K with long, spidey legs.
And she's absolutely, she's invisible.
Like, what even am I looking at?
150.
Rawr!
To our right, to our right teammate.
Got her.
Dead.
Good job!
What was that?
Evil spider lady.
Here's some three barrels for you inside.
Ooh, yummy.
Some spiced ramen.
Yummy.
We gotta think about what we're gonna have tomorrow for the Super Bowl to eat.
You gonna want to make me cook something?
Um
I don't know I mean I I always like tacos, but I doesn't seem like a very super bowl
Thing like when you think it's super bowl you think of like he said he can wrap chicken and pizza
Yeah, no, no and pizza and like buffalo wings
Maybe some burgers. Um, what about uh, what which which which we're gonna?
Guys, I'm pretty sure I saw a leak that so we're supposed to get in the hunting rifle
NBR. Which is totally off subject but I just want you to know that. I'm really excited
about it. NBR. Wings, big and wraps. Gallops. Gallops. Thank you so much, boy, for the
the dinosaur get holy moly that's kind of crazy how much gold do you have 12
hundo what you want they have a gold vending machine here for gold gold pumps
650 what do we need to care 1500 almost there like I'm almost where
together we'll be able to get one together no I'm raising my own money
Good luck. I want the shotguns for myself. Sorry
What do you have right now?
Green bomb actually, I don't even want to be in storm. So I'm gonna leave
Well, give me your money. No, you give me money. No, you can't rob me
I'll be able to have enough now. You got me here. How much you have?
1050 nope
I'm not giving you my money
Give me a read odd dang it I can make all my money though. I was gonna say give me a reason and then go brush it
Dang it, why are they big skin yet? I don't know. I think it's hilarious. I don't really want them to fix it
No, please never fix it. It's traumatizing to see
Oliver thank you for following mama. Thank you for following snow
Cyber
You think you're all the way till I have 1,300 so I can get an AR that's cold as well. Oh wait
Did I have the lock on in there?
Probably I didn't check I
Think every time they have the lock on in there
I'm like you don't have to get some gold for me too, baby
These and things you I need some
Fix what so basically like I think anytime I don't even know if it's just like when she uses the wings
Too because they couldn't have had time to use the wings
But it's just like her legs just break and she becomes like a demon spider
Slenderman monster thing it's traumatizing. I don't even know
All right, I have enough for both bold weapons
So i'm getting this and a lock on a
You're cooking you're cooking
I will be two in a moment
I just need a little bit more money. Just a little bit more let the greed set in
Destroy this whole place. How do you guys feel now that the stick is gone?
So like I feel a sense of relief
Like I don't have to worry
That stick was stressful
Glad happy a lot better yeah, oh crap me a little bit more. I'm not a math girly
1500 1500 at 3,000 were there two different skin redemptions?
This is the only one that I saw from 30 minutes ago.
Maybe you missed one.
Well you know what that means blame the mods.
That's what I was thinking.
Three hours later.
Listen, I was over here trying to get my acting chops going.
I don't have time, you know what I mean?
I thought y'all had my bag.
Ah, rub them.
look like I always say you don't have to be so scared of the storm the storm is
actually a very safe place for you to get your bearings and to feel like you can
actually fight back in a fight so what one way that you can be comfortable
inside of storm oh actually don't have enough both that I do I one way you can
be comfortable inside of storm is when you look at it you're gonna pull up
your map you're gonna see it says storm damage one damage per second move my
head baby so I can see it I won't cut I'll do it says one damage per second
that's what DPS stands for that means that for every second you're only getting
hit what one time to your health so you have technically 100 seconds to do what
you need to do in storm before you die and it will continue to do that until
the zone hits first storm six from the storm changing from storm five to
Storm six it'll change from one damage to two damage and then two is where you need to be a lot more careful
You can still be okay, but you need to make sure you have a good amount of healed
Because you can still definitely end up dying because two two tick is pretty risky
Especially if you're not comfortable and then five you need to get out
You need to get out
You gotta get out there, okay
But if you play ranked, I believe it's different ranked it starts hitting for two on zone
like four or five and
Then there is something called storm sickness and that just means you've been dealt
too much storm damage and then it gives you a warning and it tells you if you don't get out of the storm and
You're gonna get sticky and then the storm hits for like a crazy amount, but that's only after you receive
600 damage worth of storm damage so you don't have to worry about that
You really don't
And then with all the vending machines medkits fire pits and stuff like that you can kind of take it a little slow
Hope that helps you I have Zoe so he needs flashes
I have them fighting right in front of me actually. I can't tell. I think it's a lock-on or MK. I'm gonna be careful
I'm just gonna be careful right now. I
Think she's flushed you she did get in. Oh
Now get off I'm gonna take these bandages
And then we can go in if you want to try to get some lock-on shots you can just be careful
Park Park Park Park Park I see you guys talking about some she's ignoring me and
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark what do you want what you want from
me
all right I'm back in the game my love
where they shooting you from
that bush area there
yeah they're here
I'm gonna do something crazy ready. Okay, I'm ready. Oh crap. I just do a big pot at them. That's what I did. That was crazy
That's one. All right, this guy's oh, that's an awesome one
locking on
53
When soon a chase
No, yeah, I would love to chase
That's because y'all are over here yelling at me, like just have fun!
We saw him barking, I don't even know what's going on.
I think he's going to reboot over here, let's rotate.
I went to shockwave up and then use my AR and then I over rotated.
Now I have water all over my controller.
i did the exact same thing that you did but mine actually work
hundred and sixteen baby
white gun
and someone else was over here by the way
was to set the feet when i came over
i doubt they had any i read
uh... here's a should level if you want to get your health up
i need more shockwaves
or where was his body at
when you got them
uh... most before i don't think you didn't
didn't get far
water all over my car
but i need those parts and it was hard
thank you
at two shots
at two shots as well
that's not only movement
well here would you prefer shots
you can have my two and then i'll go get that wings
Wingsuit only has like three on it and wingsuits are dangerous
Yeah, but I'm better at wingsuiting than you are so
It's not that hard to
That's what I say, but like you don't think you really do the job, you know
Yeah, but they have lock on a r so no matter how good you use it
Using things, you know, it's not a deal
You have to collect 250 hearts and duo shrills or squads, and then you get a free backflank,
a little heart backflank.
I'm excited to use it.
This bit goes crazy.
I'm looking real cute.
Hey, oh, oh, I'm locking onto someone in this bush, babe.
102.
Guys, that's how you ACB with the lock on.
pre-fire the bush and if it locks onto somebody then you know they're in there
there's Brooks and Glass. Okay to be fair I swear it didn't give me the warning
there's someone who's locking onto me. On the roof over there. I'm shooting.
I'm locked on. Oh we just got out of range there's a lot of people down
there. Lock it onto the guy down below. 47. Finish one. What about this guy? Can we lock
on to him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fully locked. 80. 70 white. He's gonna have to come out.
And he landed. He might die to Storms. We're singing for two then five. Holy, I think that's
the rare AI. Wait, wait, wait. Someone's right here. Someone's right here. Wait,
that's an AI. Just kidding. Just kidding. In the air. He's kind of close but not
really too far out of range you can do this guys we can do this I don't have a
crown I feel like I haven't really got the crown went all day absolutely highway
robbery looks like he landed down below you could I don't know I'm gonna go to
that reboot van you see it I have bunkers you have a wing so I don't
So just, you know, your way ahead of me.
OK.
I think I'm going to pick you up.
What do you want me to do?
I finished that guy.
This guy on me.
OK.
I'm looking.
Oh, I died.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm dead.
OK.
Yay, Cromwin!
Oh my god.
Guys, we're going to win this.
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
Can you please log in?
You're playing like a bot.
What did I do wrong?
I'm right here by your side.
I can hear all the noises you're making.
So that's telling me you're doing very bad.
No, I'm not.
I don't even know what noises you're talking about.
Sometimes if you just hug the wall, guys, as you're sliding down, you won't find
a form.
No, I'm talking to your lady.
I'm out.
She's dead well, I don't so am I okay? I don't know
There's some barrels right here on the beach
What on the beach where I peed?
Come here, and I'll I can I can bunk in or something. What's the wait? It's a 2v1, baby. Oh
Really? Yeah, I got him. I got a bunch of them. I do it. I'm gonna do something crazy
something crazy hundred percent of the time I say I'm going to do something crazy it it's
crazy but for the other team you know it's not I locked on to him a little bit you move though
locked on to him I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine but wait he's pushing me wait he's
pushing me baby I don't want to die like this I don't want to die like this please save me
Please save me. Please save me. Please save me. I'm causing commotion twin
Here I'll heal you. Here. Take this
Thank you
He didn't see me
Right for creep right for creep
So go ahead and tell the ten thousand people. What is it like to be carried?
It feels amazing to be the best player on the team, honestly.
I wouldn't have it any other way than to have to reboot my teammate multiple times.
People rely on me and I don't take that lightly and I show up.
I show up 100% of the time and that's why I get the wins.
Was it odd or even?
I got two Elimps for assist and I showed up and I gave 110% and that's why we won.
And I got that last Elan and and I wasn't even scared at all.
All right, who's ready for the Super Bowl?
We're going to go ahead and finish doing this light goal and then we're going to go to the Super Bowl guys.
You ready?
Would you say to me?
Follow me right now.
That's what the boss just said.
Follow me right now while I dance or else.
That's clarity she's so cute
Okay guys, bossy thank you again so much seriously for all of the donations all the blessings
all the chaos that you've been causing over there and tick tock I really really really
do appreciate you and I appreciate everyone in the TikTok chat that's been hyping him up
and getting excited for me for the community. You guys are amazing. We have some predictions
coming up right now going, Seahawks are going to cook the Patriots. Oh, okay. Is that how
you feel? Okay. Well, before we switch over to start playing Madden, we'll do a crown
flex and a reminder that we make all of our crowns count for a little extra here
in the happy family. Every crown is actually worth $10 and we're
you
I
Okay, go ahead I don't I have everything muted if there's no game on your left
So you guys ready for the Super Bowl?
I do think I want like a pull.
I don't want a prediction, but I want a pull.
Is there skill based matchmaking in Madden?
I'm going to keep going until I find someone with a mic, but I will be, um, I don't
yes exactly how'd you know yep yes I will be being the Patriots yes how did
you know that's what I want and they have to have a life
I
Playing with strangers on Madden
Ah yo chain you got a mic
Oh you
Are you able to change your team you got to be the Seahawks big dog
What the heck is this how do I leave I'm leaving I don't want to be here
Mmm-hmm, they're not
Insane in the membrane
There's your kickoff
It won't let me quit
Boogie
Now I can quit. Oh period. Concede. I will quit. Do you know what a football is? Do you
know what my foot in your butt crack is? You're about to. How fun. I need them. So wait.
Wait, it's not letting me ask them to pick a team, though.
I have to just hope they're already coming in as the Seahawks.
True.
We just need them to have a mic.
True.
Oh!
Let's go, let's go, big dog.
Please, some of you have a mic.
Ooh!
You hear that?
I see your mic.
Oh, you're going down.
You're never going to know.
Kick it off.
You're about to eat a big fat L.
Period.
All right, we're running.
We're running.
Get joked.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
So here's the thing.
I'm going to hit this button.
Are you talking to me right now?
Okay, I need you to talk to talk crap to me this whole game. Okay, do you understand?
Oh, why?
Because the Super Bowl is tomorrow and you're the Seahawks.
And I'm the Patriot.
Okay, bro. Okay, bro. You're not even good at the game, bro. How the heck do I get back to play the game, bro?
Just resume.
All right, period.
Well, then let's get into it, you piece of garbage.
I need to turn down my mic.
What?
Don't you?
You're a trash.
No, you're hot garbage and you're about to lose.
I was just trying to play the part.
Okay, and I said what I said,
and I'm standing on business.
How the heck do I?
All right, all right, all right.
Wait till the end of the game, it's gonna be like 30 out.
Bro, prediction right now guarantee you score half of a,
you score half of a point on me.
IRL prediction 3117, Seahawks get the dub IRL prediction 74 to 6, maybe 7.
Can't play. Can't play big dog. I'm willing to wager. 10 pushups on this.
You're not even good. 10 pushups. 10 pushups. 10 pushups.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You don't even play this game for a living. I do.
You're literally level one both of us hot. That's embarrassing for you.
You didn't even see me run the ball. You didn't even see that play coming.
Yeah, of course. I literally stuffed you. One yard.
Stopped me? What am I a teddy bear? You don't know football bro. You don't know football bro.
Come on little bro. All day. All day. All day.
Touch my ball. I dare you
I let you have that that's my good deed of the day
Oh my gosh, would you come out of the womb playing football? Oh, you're so cool. I'm gonna have to change characters
Interception
Dancing on you right now you're so bad
What was that prediction? What was that prediction?
3117 see how quick yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Hey, do you happen to be bald? I'm just asking for a friend
What?
Did you just ask about balls right right?
You're not balding or and I'm not bald you're giving bald energy is all I'm saying
game. I'm 14 imagine. How come
my square button didn't work?
That's not fair that you cheated.
You cheated. I didn't even pay
attention. I didn't know you were
that close to me. Switching.
You are lag switching. Get back
on Fortnite, buddy. You're so
bad. Yeah. Did you see that?
Did you see that? Did you see
how bad your angles just got
your angle just got broken. Did you see it? It was so bad. You know it was so bad, bro.
You have so many grass stains on your double chin. Let's go. That's bad. Wide open. Oh!
That's a catch! That's a catch! In the red zone! In the red zone! You don't want this.
I finally remembered how to play. I woke up my brain.
You want to know what I was doing wrong?
You would like to know, because you're also doing it wrong. Get out of here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm smoking you.
I'm smoking you. It's crazy.
He'll never expect me to run the ball again.
That's what I'm thinking.
He'll never expect me to run the ball again.
He'll never expect me.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, remember that time the Seahawks should have run the ball, but they threw it?
That's bad.
Hear me out. I thought I was throwing the ball.
I didn't realize actually was running the ball.
I was trying to reverse psychology here.
Okay, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Mr. May, Mr. May.
You're cheating!
You're literally cheating!
Grow up!
Oh, go cheat and madden your cheater. I have this little thing where I can like just make you lag
What just happened? Why are you throwing a flag? I?
Don't know encroachment. I wanted to get you. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I actually passed a lot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Give me a little closer. You're gonna go for it
No
Okay, I was not that wasn't all crab
Yeah, it would really be amazing if we could play this game with honor, okay, okay?
No, I'm I like cheating back that quarterback
On my guys too big
You ready to see something I've been waiting all day buddy, I've been waiting all day
Would love to know how to not be the same person over and over again, I don't know how to switch
Yeah, you're not getting first down actually. Okay, thank you. Yeah, look at you. Look at you playing with honor and dignity
All right
Only thing I know how to do is coach your suggestions. I hope those are good. Oh
No, I'm not gonna lie to you. They're low key guns. Okay period period period. It's better if you just go to your own place
Yeah, cuz I have those up. Oh who cheated who cheated
My cheated no school
This is exactly what the Superbowl is going to look like tomorrow guys.
I'm like really famous by the way.
Did you know that?
You are?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm live right now and I'm so famous.
You're live right now?
Mm-hmm.
On Twitch?
Yep.
How many viewers?
How many you think?
You got to, you got to, you got to guess.
230.
Ooh, ooh, that's a lot.
You might have you might have shot for the stars there
That was horrible that was horrible you did so bad
Is that the play you run all the time?
That's probably one of my
Why would I want to be your friend? No, I don't want to be a friend. I don't want to be a friend
But I'm not a I'm gonna throw this ball when I throw this ball. You know what I need from you
you. What I need you to I need you to look me up right right right before you throw this
ball you're gonna go for it. Yes, you'll get out of here. Crap. Dang it. I don't
want to play this game. I just got this game. So you know if you got a concept and then
you can just pick your own passes it's a lot better right right right right right
like back at the streamer though oh you don't think so why like what does it take to be a
streamer wait what games do you play all of them boom keep asking me questions keep asking
me questions i like it like that oh i gotta believe it when they say i like i like it
like that wait that's for the half time would you say bro you're literally hot
garbage you wait can I have like genuine question wait you're saying too many
words genuine question okay what do all these circles in lines mean
um there the routes oh you mean like that's like the coverage zones I guess
What does that mean?
That's like where they guard.
I don't understand.
Oh, I don't understand.
She said she was a streamer.
Oh, this is your mama?
Wait, is this your mama?
No, this is my cousin.
That's my cousin.
Oh, hi, cousin.
Your cousin is a piece of trash.
Watch this.
Boom.
Who enters the gun?
Strip the ball!
Dang it.
You got to say streamers.
Bro, bro, bro.
Name two streamers, you know.
Like for what game?
Name two that you know.
Name them.
Off the dome.
You're stalling.
So embarrassing.
I see that in speed.
Oh, they're too easy.
Oh, god.
OK.
Not even a real gamer, bro.
Druski?
You're not even a real gamer.
Even a Druski?
She's dead, though.
Ah!
This guy's cheating!
I'm locked in now.
I got to let him get one touchdown.
Chat, chat, chat, chat.
See, if I wasn't a streamer, why would I be talking to chat?
Chat?
Bro, I talked to chat when I'm literally talking to nobody
in the bathroom.
What are you talking about?
Ew, that's so weird.
Don't say that stuff to me ever again.
No, I talked to my, you never talked to yourself.
You're telling me you talked to the dookie
that comes out your butt and call him chat?
That's weird.
You're weird.
You're winnowing, you're winnowing wish you were me, bro.
Don't trigger me.
It's seven-0.
Oh, that's gonna be the only touchdown you get,
Buffalo Bungus.
Name three NFL teams, you can't.
I can literally name every division every team no you can't yes I can't it's not hard no you
can't you can't do anything you can't do it you want to go back and forth and then if
a player can fill one of us can't yeah go bar for bar in for m band for band I bet we'll
go bar for bar player for player
I feel like you play other games and not this game bro I'm so much better than you so that's
crazy that you're gonna say that to me well I just started playing this game I played
this game before but take first down again I'm literally walking in the field I'm literally
skip hopping. I'm literally playing hopscotch up this you're like what you're young you're young you
know about hopscotch yeah yeah you know about you know all about hopscotch yeah even Omaha Omaha
I'm about to search you up on pledge okay and you're about to lose this football game okay
okay I don't remember what play I picked this is bad I should have ran the ball should have
ran the ball uh who's that guy wide open four on a bucket in a stick sorry for my profanity
Yeah, it's okay.
What dad?
What?
I don't know what that means.
What are you saying?
I don't even know what I just did.
You're distracting me.
Get out of here, grandpa.
Player for player.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do that.
Player for player?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, go.
All right, Jerry Rice.
Jerry Rice, bro.
Jerry Rice?
That's what you're going with?
Yeah, that is.
You're the oldest man alive.
I bet you I can be more more players that are like older than you than you can
Thomas Brady Thomas Brady
Okay
Let's go melt blood. Oh my gosh, let's go
Rottisberger
You're distracting yourself this is all you're making me angry inside and I don't like that
I didn't know you told me go concept. I didn't know how to fix it and I got stuck in some playbook that didn't even make sense to me
You cheated you literally cheated
Matthew Stafford Dion Sanders Patrick Mahomes
Jalen Hurts and resist did I stutter Aaron Rogers Gronk Nick Bosa?
What you you're not beating me bro. You're not beating me
Josh Allen, Jerry Goff,
Dak Prescott, Travis Kelty,
Gronkowski, Stefan Diggs.
What do you want?
Joe Burrow, Juju Smith-Schuster.
Oh crap, I wasn't paying attention.
That's ball.
Juju is ball.
I did not, but I don't remember the last time I talked to
me, I actually remember who that was.
How do you not know Juju?
He's the goat.
Juju won that D.
I live in Havasir.
Juju Smith-Schuster.
And then like Antonio Brown, love you on bell, fire moves.
I don't know how to tackle.
Oh crap, stop joking me.
Strip the ball.
I'm going to throw a head sob.
What's this?
What is?
Better hit a little celebrate.
All I need you to do is to stop cheating,
and then I can win this game.
Oh, OK, let me stop cheating.
You know about the Watts?
You know about the Watt brothers?
No, you don't.
Yes.
No, you don't.
JJ Wyatt.
No, you don't.
Christian McCaffrey why I'm already like I've literally been way more people than you'll ever name in your life
My guarantee I can name more for more than you not as fast as I did not as fast as I did
I'm way faster
Six seven six seven to keep touching me
Sinkie that was all me
Baker mayfield your turn Oh
Lamar Jackson gotcha
I literally already said him.
You literally already said him?
Yes.
Well, I literally didn't already care you say him.
Send Arnold.
I'm coming to stack that quarterback.
Ew, I did it again.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Shut it down.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
They're really traccid at scoreboard.
Julian Edelman.
It's literally 7-0.
Julian Edelman.
The catch.
I'm 7.
Why am I kicking the ball?
Why the heck am I kicking off the ball?
It should be my ball.
What's happening here?
No, no, no.
It was literally your ball at the start.
And you literally threw a pick because you're
literally horrible.
We've been over this.
OK, I didn't need like a play by play.
You literally just had the ball.
That's not fair.
It's my turn to have the ball.
It's my turn.
You're being a ball hog.
You should try passing it over here to me.
Yeah, let me have it.
Let me try.
Throw a pick.
No, thank you
Oh, that's embarrassing
You're gonna act like you threw a pick on purpose you're gonna act like you threw a pick on purpose that's what's more crazy
You literally don't know bro bro. Why are there so many men that play football? What even is this?
Where are the women at
on this game yeah like where the women that play football we're capable yeah I'm
not gonna lie I don't remember last time I told him why I don't remember I think
it's been like two years I think if you and I stood head to head in real life
our IRL I would give you like six concussions with one hit okay I guess
I guess we'll never know.
Wide open, wide open.
Good juked, good juked.
Ow.
I think I got first down, first down, first down baby.
I think you don't even have to spell concussion.
It was a good try man, it was a good try, but you should probably stick to playing
football.
Oh
Wait are we already in the second half what happened to the stinking why would a half-time show I'm confused
They don't do a half-time show, but it's a Super Bowl. Why are we not getting the half-time show it's not just in the two teams
It's a regular season game. There's no it's not dinner yet. I'm worried about you. What time is it?
I don't know. I don't know if I did it yet. I thought I knew dinner
I need it what down is it? What down is it? Help me out. Help me out. Okay. Okay. Thank you chat. Thank you chat
Yeah, I got you chat. Thank you chat. I'm so famous. I can't believe you're missing out
I can't believe you can't you don't even know who I am. That's so crazy. I
Can't remember what button to press. I hit the wrong button. Please don't do it. Don't do it
I literally can't look at the score six seven six seven is your first time playing Madden
is this your first time being alive I don't think so I don't think rebirth of this is
I would be winning right now if you didn't throw me off on my first extra like my three-point stinking
butchee dude. So the real score? The real score is nine to seven. That's what the real score is.
How did you get a safety? You mean 14 to seven? No, three points man. Am I doing something wrong?
I don't think I know how to kick the ball off. And then I'm helping you out a lot.
why are you helping me I'm so confused there's definitely someone in your house
who knows how to play me yeah hello no you definitely are playing like on your
like dad or your like brother's place yeah imagine having a father it's crazy
Yeah, GG's.
That's not fair because I'm literally starting you at the 40-yard line because I don't know how to kick the ball over.
And then that's twice that you let me do that. Twice that you cheated. Twice you could have helped me.
I cheated. I'm really sorry.
You should be sorry. I don't have to go to sleep tonight.
I don't know. Like maybe with my pillow on blank, I think. That's okay.
Oh, I can't run.
Wait to hurt you.
No, you can't.
I'd sleep on the floor.
No, thank you tonight.
night. No binky. No binky. My binky though. Maybe if you were a cool streamer like me.
At least I'm my fellow. Yeah, notice how you you abandon. Oh crap. Oh crap. Quit, quit
switching. Oh quit switching, heavy. I'm not switching. Come on chat. Come on chat.
Hide me up. Hide me up chat. Let's go defense. Defense. Defense. Look, they're
hyping me up and you don't have that on your side so that's why I'm gonna win.
Y'all gonna make me go all out whooping hill. Oh yeah that's holding that's
holding rep. Get back! Let's go! I don't keep her down how to throw it out. I'm not
helping you bro you didn't help me. I'm not helping you. I'm not helping you.
Third down third down you gotta do something desperate here.
Oh, no, it's stored down. Yeah, that's right
Maybe I will run the ball for the first time
I don't think I was expecting that strip the ball
How to do Algebra
Come on you got it and you can do it. I believe
No, you can't fail.
2.5 out of 15.
What are you doing?
Playing Madden all day?
You've got to lock in, man.
That's embarrassing.
OK, Madden, Fortnite.
Ew, Fortnite?
Oh, of course you play Fortnite.
Of course you play Fortnite, bro.
I also play 2K.
You probably don't even know what that is.
Yes, I do.
What is it?
Steph Curry.
Tyree Irving.
Oh, no.
LeBron Dine.
Oh, no.
I guess, yep.
You know rock, you know, I'm gonna be here by me back.
What is why? What do I do around?
Pretty and funny back.
Yeah, we had to throw the ball away.
You had to throw the ball away.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You got full box.
Yeah, so box in your build.
Ha ha.
How do you get for boxing here?
A bunker.
I could I could teach you, man.
I know all about for tonight.
Oh, he.
Yep
What'd you just say to me I
Said you know all about that cuts down boy. You know you think that you ate. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think that you ate?
Well, you don't get anything unless it's given to you. I gave you that touchdown to make it interesting for
You sold it for so many people you sold in front of so many people
Look me up. Look me up right now. Look me up.
Happy happy gal that literally sounds familiar.
Look me up. Look me up.
What games do you play other than that?
Look me up on Twitch right now. I'll get you.
Oh my gosh. It's literally going to be someone with three subscribers.
Okay, you're probably right, but at least like, can you feed my delusions, please?
It's super important.
Okay, so look me up right now. I won't even do a play.
I'll get like a time penalty.
All right, happy, happy gal.
Oh, box, box, box.
Why she walked in there?
Hey, why you walked in?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
You were an expecting that.
Because I asked you to look me up, boss.
I am the real deal.
I'm the most famous person that you've ever
talked to in your life.
I'm a big dog.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Wait, can the stream hear me?
Yes.
Don't say anything crazy.
Oh, why?
I'm not looking.
Keep it family friendly.
Family friendly.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Yeah, I got you.
I'm respectable.
I'm a good person.
I hear a lot of it.
I think you're the nicest person
I've ever talked to in my life.
That's nice, I guess.
First down, first down, first down.
Boom.
Yeah, I just got cucked out of the 2K game.
So that was fun.
Oh, dang.
Can you spell respectable?
Yeah, let's run.
R-E-S-P-E-S-T-T.
How much longer can we talk?
Oh, touch it out!
Daddy!
Hey!
Tell your cousin to look me up.
I'm afraid that when we quit this, when I beat you in this game,
we're not going to be able to talk to each other anymore.
Why doesn't it let me play?
Did he pause it?
what's going on? Oh my gosh, I'm scared. Y'all we gotta eat a touchdown here. Come on chat.
Come on chat. Straight down the middle, straight down the middle. Get off of me you weirdo!
Third and goal, third and goal, third and goal. I need to get to pick up two minute warning.
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh if I can get this touchdown. And then the field goal I win.
Oh my gosh, you got you got you listen listen you can't do this to me you can't do this to me
There's too many people watching
Down set
Sack
Hike
Run little boy run little boy
Ewww
Let's go
Oh
Let's go
I don't know. Oh, did he say he
has to leave? Yeah, I got to
leave. Sounds like I'm winning.
Yeah, you went. Oh,
actually, you have to leave
because you have to make it seem
like I picked your butt, though.
Yeah, for the people for the
stream.
Yeah, and stay down.
Yeah, Patriots are totally gonna win.
You were such a good sport.
Thank you for letting me act a fool.
Sorry you have to leave, man.
Dang, what a cool kid, though.
Guys, I won!
I won!
And that's the score for tomorrow's Super Bowl, 13 to 14.
Patriots win.
They take it home.
Place your bets.
But we are having a heavily defense, you know, kind of game tomorrow.
Defense is going to be off the wall.
It's going to be crazy.
I'd like a little bit more cushion happy, okay.
To be fair, in the first half, I couldn't remember that if you had to throw the ball,
you have to hold the button down.
So I was tapping the button and I was like, why is the ball not going,
why is the ball not going, why is the ball not going?
I remember you have to hold it.
Guys, what do you think?
Am I like the next Madden streamer?
Am I the best Madden player you've ever seen
play Madden ever?
I'm pretty sure I am.
Whew, that was intense.
I couldn't remember.
My husband taught me how to play Madden.
Are you ready to face off?
What is this?
Uh-uh.
No, I want one more and it'd be me and you.
I don't think I can play a whole nother game all by myself.
Best Madden troll streamer ever.
It was so fun.
Thank you.
Did you make us friends before this?
I don't know how to work nothing.
I got a lot of friend requests.
Oh, look, there you are.
I can click your name, but nothing happened.
I can send you a quick message.
Let's play. Did you get my message?
All right. Well, come play with me.
Game invite.
Guys, how do you work this?
Yeah, you like that?
I'm gonna ask him with the lines in the circles.
I mean, he's right there.
Why wouldn't it let me do nothing?
Bottom right.
That doesn't make any sense.
More action.
Mute.
I can block him.
Is it because of what I'm in?
I need to go out and then maybe I need to go here.
Okay. Online head to head.
Hold on, guys. Hold on.
What?
Okay.
Okay. Dude, I can't believe it.
I won that game fair and square.
I don't give a hoot to to repute.
What the last minute when I'm already in the end zone he has to go and you guys were like, oh he gave it to you. No
No
Okay
I'll see if I get it
Guys is because it's because he had to pay for like online yep join Lobby I can join Lobby now
Okay, but I get to be the Patriots
Um, yeah, it says no, stop talking.
It's doing weird stuff.
I didn't even get your first invite.
You got to think, babe, I'm getting invites from a bunch of people, I'm getting friend
requests from a bunch of people, like you sending stuff is not helpful.
Like, yeah, I need to stop sending me friend requests because honestly, I don't want
to be your friend.
Like, I thought about it and I was like, I don't want to do that.
You know what I mean?
I'm just kidding.
Give me a second.
It's not letting me do, I don't have a game invite from you.
Okay.
Alright.
It's your 18th birthday on Tuesday.
Ooh, that's right around the corner.
Okay, ready to lose?
What? Why are you crap talking to me right now?
Are you having to do stuff technically?
Text stuff?
I'm trying to figure out how to invite you.
What the heck? Why do they make it so complicated?
Does anybody who plays Madden 2026 know what the heck is going on?
Fatigue on game skill, dude, I don't even know for whatever reason, it definitely showed
that we could be in each other's parties and now we can't.
I have to select the game mode, I did.
Okay, yeah.
Like that.
There just says start party send message.
All right, but go click head to head play a friend
and then hit start and then do all those specifications
and then see if it lets me.
Like let's you invite me.
You know what I'm saying?
Jordan, you wanna be my friend?
No.
Bad.
No.
Well, they had to use for the four month resub OMG.
Appreciate you.
Is what I said what happened?
Okay.
Okay, well, I'm looking. No game in bites. Nothing. Nothing. Nobody wants to play with
me. You said you were inviting me. Give me a second. Give me a second. I've given you
multiple. Beard's going to do the lobby, guys. He's got it on his end, but like you
You can't see how they think you're with a fellow Craig brash.
Thank you for following Dalton, Kari waxed.
OK, guys. You did it. You did.
Please work.
Oh, my gosh. Hi, pumpkin.
Hello. I can't hear you.
Oh, no, you should be able to hear me now.
Nice. All right. So I'm the Patriots, right?
No, I'm the Patriots.
But I'm the Patriot fan. You're the bandwagoner.
No, I got bribed.
I can be the speaker for chat.
But I'm going to get confused.
No, you say it's the Patriots.
And I'm going to have chat.
Tell me what team I should be.
I want a quarterback that's able to run.
I mean, I want a fast quarterback.
Can you give me a crash course though?
Because like, I forgot everything you've ever taught me
when I went into that game.
It was very challenging.
And I was just pressing button.
It looks like a lot has changed, honestly,
but you can ask me questions during the game.
I need a quarterback that's fast.
Cheating.
Who do we choose?
He's a team cheater.
Ravens, Eagles, Ravens.
Ravens.
I'm seeing a lot of Ravens.
Who's a quarterback for the Ravens right now, guys?
Is it Lamar Jackson?
That's the last one I remember.
It is still Lamar.
OK.
Alcott?
Alcott!
Oh, my gosh, I'm so scared.
Here we go.
You're not going to beat up on some little kid no more.
That was me.
He's a little 14-year-old.
He's going to beat him up.
No, he was doing a great job.
You beat him up so bad, he won't he quit.
No.
I'm going to beat him up again.
M&T banks ready.
But today, two A's and teams to battle.
So how was I supposed to do like the punt return?
What was I doing wrong there?
It looks different from what I used to play.
So I'm gonna have to figure that out right now
because I'm kicking.
Okay.
And I'm gonna have to figure that out.
Press for accuracy.
So of course you wanna hit the middle.
Right.
So let me hit the middle.
And then you hold it.
And then whenever you're done.
You hold X.
Then you let go.
Yeah, you hold it.
And then the bar fills.
I didn't know we could R2 to sprint.
I've just been jogging this whole time.
Oh my gosh.
You haven't been pushing R2 to sprint.
No, not even a little bit.
See, you're out here walking.
I've been jogging, yep.
I told him I was skip hopping down there.
All right.
Blue, blue, circle.
Set, snap, hike.
Running, running, running, running.
That's good yards, that's good yards.
You got five yards there.
Five yards, five yards,
I'm throwing the ball guys ready get ready set look at him ready. I know which one you are too.
It shows you know but I can see you moving.
No yards that's okay. I wanted that to happen.
I'm going to throw the ball.
No yards, that's okay. I wanted that to happen. I wanted that to happen everyone say let's go Pat's in the chat
Pat's in the chat
Say say like
Yo
Work down and I'm going for it. I'm going for it. Are you going for it and push the circle get out of that?
Okay. Yeah, that's good. Those are
You're looking at my place, you cheat!
I know what I'm doing.
You looked at my place.
You're a cheater.
Y'all heard it here first.
Wide open.
Oh my!
Get jumped!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh no!
Why did it take her ever for them to get to you?
You had all the time in the world.
Ooh, I did, I did, I did, I did.
I'm gonna throw it. I'm gonna tell you right corner pocket. All right. Hey ball going down
So skinny I was just like
All right chat what place you're choosing
I hope you don't they can't even see what player choosing is because it's between three. Yeah, I don't even know
I can't even see the other play
Audible audible hot potato hot potato peas in heaven 360 360 no skull. Oh my gosh. I got sacks. Yes, sir
Let's do it again. Are you gonna do is run the ball the whole time? I tried to throw it there
You just tackled me
No, it wasn't. I know what I
chose. I picked the wrong button.
I knew you were coming to stack me.
Shoot. I'm going for it. I'm going for it.
You're going for what? A field goal or
for a first round? I'm faking the field goal.
You're faking a field goal. Yes, yes.
Sure. I am. I want to go for it.
I'm greedy.
I'm still confused. I hope I got it. Okay. I didn't do it right because I didn't do it right.
We got points on the board. I got points on the board.
Let's go, y'all. We have three. We have three. All right. We're going to click it, hold it,
release it for power. Now we know what we're doing. No. Yeah. I learned that on my first time
trying it. Yeah, but I didn't have time to learn and read. I could have learned it too.
You're literally getting cooked.
You're literally washed.
All right. I finally have the ball.
I'm excited.
I haven't played Madden in a long time.
You want to know what he does when we play Madden?
Runs Christian McAfrey every single play
until he's tired and has to be benched.
And that's what he's going to do here.
He's just going to run the quarterback every single time.
I'll take five yards every single play.
I'll take five more.
They're so annoying.
You're so annoying.
Give me another five yards right here, Ben.
I'm going to injure your quarterback, just kidding, I would never.
In the game, guys, not in the game.
That's not the quarterback, that's a running back.
Oh.
That's a running back.
I didn't see you pass it off.
Oh, gosh.
Put a spy on the quarterback, yeah, because I know which one that is.
I didn't even get to pick a play.
Oh, you're cheating.
You can do the same thing by pushing triangle right after a play
and it makes it to where you just get straight back to it.
Back to it, then.
No.
Oh, no.
Yeah!
How about I'll take five yards each play.
I'll take the five.
Stop doing that.
It worked so well for you, right?
OK.
Yeah, it worked so well.
I'm trying to jump.
I'm going to jump the line if you keep doing that.
that's good yards. That's good
yards. Betty, are you being so
for real with me right now?
What? Let me pick a different
play.
No.
Please tell me so that I just
die.
Oh my gosh. Please. Oh my gosh.
You're calling Audibles. I don't know how to do that.
You know what's funny is you said audible, audible like earlier and you didn't audible.
I know I was just doing it for fun.
You just said audible for no reason.
Oh, wrap.
I'll let you choose a plan now. I'll let you choose a plan now.
I don't even know how to do anything.
Me neither.
You're lying! That's my thing!
Oh my gosh.
We can do this, guys.
Wow!
No first down. No first down.
Alright, that's the end of the first quarter.
You're winning, man.
I know I am, because I'm amazing.
But does it but does it feel like you're winning?
Yes, thank you so much for asking.
Thank you for the hydrate.
Does it feel like you have the advantage right now?
100 percent. Yeah, I feel I feel amazing.
I feel I'm fired. Yeah, a thousand percent.
Yeah, it was second down and less than a year.
Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
First down.
Thank you.
I'm not breathing. I'm not breathing. Hey, there's a little flea flicker. Is that what
that thing's called? Hey, wait, that's when they pass it to the quarterback and then they,
right, and then they pass it back, and they flick it, and then they flick it, right?
The quarterback slicks it to somebody, but then he flicks the back to the quarterback
and then the quarterback throws it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, finally gonna run it on ya.
Sike!
Oh!
Terrible throw.
That was a terrible throw.
Everyone play and lap.
Oh no.
Third.
Third down.
Oh my gosh, my gosh, my gosh, my gosh.
Okay, one more than that, but they're not getting anything.
Oh my gosh, enough for my gosh.
They want more than that, but they're not getting it.
Oh my gosh.
I think it might go for it.
Yeah, that's what I said.
But you want to walk away from this situation.
All in three.
Like you're right there and you don't even want to walk away with points to tie it up.
Like that's crazy.
Yeah, but I'd rather get seven points instead of three.
No, you're gonna get zero points, my guy.
I knew you were chicken.
Play three, play three.
Bacoo!
You thought I was faking it, but I wasn't faking it, so I still faking you.
You still got faked.
You never faked me, baby. You never faked me.
I'm hitting you so hard.
I forgot I could run.
I keep only just jogging.
Okay guys, we can get a real touchdown here, I believe in us.
A real touchdown.
Yeah.
I'm going to sack you.
Okay.
I'm going to sack you.
Thank you.
Down, down, down, down, down, down.
I think I just farted a little bit
Did I get the first down nice I did you did you did you second not there
All right, we're going all the way Hail Mary. I'm feeling spicy today. Let's go
Blue potatoes out
You say blue potatoes
They should they should take notes
You know how confusing that is?
Automata Pia, Automata Pia, Slime and Yachisai.
Crap, of course you're literally just gonna blitz every single time.
You're so annoying.
That was actually my least people I've sent in.
No, no, no, no.
But where's my O-line?
Where's my O-line?
They're not anywhere.
That was close.
You're supposed to send in four and I sent in three.
I'm short of the steps.
To the air.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
That was so close, bro.
That was so close.
That was close.
I almost intercepted that.
How about we flip that O position?
Let's go all line, let's go all line, go, go, go,
head, head, head, head, head.
Set.
Oh, you're getting hit.
I'm up yards.
That was plenty of yards, baby.
That was plenty of yards.
I'm going to keep getting more yards.
I'm like a little lawnmower.
I'm out here in the yard.
Just yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin.
You do have to pay attention to the clock, right?
You do have to pay attention to these cheeks, because you've picked out the kissman in this end zone, baby.
Kissman in the end zone.
Wide open. Thank you. Let's go!
How do I call time out? I don't need it, right? I don't even need it.
You don't need it yet, but I believe it's the big button in the middle.
Alright, I like that. I like that.
Oh, see, I did it.
That's okay. They reset, and it's just a second.
I might score chat I might score okay top left bottom right my husband's a
little panicked that's okay I knew that I knew that man I knew you're gonna do
that's okay that's okay
You're about to get interception, interception, interception right here.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and I got out of bounds, so I don't have to waste the time
out, but she doesn't even matter because it's almost over, but I'm literally right
there, baby.
I'm literally right there.
We got this. We got this. Everyone lock in leaning. Lock in leaning. Lock in leaning.
Down. Down. Down. Touchdown. Touchdown. Touchdown.
So what hacks are you downloading?
I just woke up, I'm waking up things in my brain babe.
I remembered how to show myself the play, I kept trying to memorize it and then I finally
remembered I can show myself what I want to do.
And so then I was like, oh okay yeah that'd be great.
And then now I'm just like, I'm just amazing, I'm just too good.
I think I went too hard.
Dang it!
I went too hard, I got distracted.
I wasn't ready.
Dang it!
That's gonna be a problem in the future, but I don't want to talk about it. How do you miss a field goal?
You pay you get paid millions for that
You get paid millions for that you're gonna miss it
Dang it
It only brings it to the 20. I thought it brought it's like to 30 or 35
No, I thought they switched it
All right, so I have one minute and 22 seconds to get down there.
So I got to do some crazy stuff here.
Y'all, y'all was rooting for the Ravens this whole time, imagine.
Mine Mel.
I don't know who he's throwing this to.
I can't physically go out there and throw the ball.
Through that to somebody in the in the nudge
Is Lamar Jackson wash and y'all didn't tell beard like was this actually
That's not fair you saw me covering him
You saw me cover him
I may have been influenced by you covering I guess you saw me go on there and you're an absolutely horrible job
That's not even right man
I'm not going to be able to
beat stage cheating.
No, that's not cheating.
Monster.
Stream sniper.
Not today, buddy. Not today.
Three hours. I'll take it. I'll take it.
It's not. It's not.
Oh, I'm in. I'm in there. I did that. I did that, guys. No way. Yes. From beginning to
end of play, I broke your ankles. I did that. I feel so cool. I feel so cool. Oh, gosh. Let's
go, guys.
Well, I just used the timeout and the box not going in. It took my timeout.
I'm out. I'm out again. He's
going to go for it. Come on.
Yeah, just put it on the floor.
I switched players and knocked it out, man.
I switched players and knocked it out.
You're washed. You're washed.
I never thought I'd see the day where I would be better at Madden than the
in the house, but I'm like literally I'm a gamer.
I'm a gamer, girl.
Oh, I wish I was faster.
You trying to stiff arm me?
Yeah.
Get it out.
You have 26 seconds, babe.
Give me your best.
Oh, wait.
I got them all.
Oh, period.
This would be so easy.
Oh my gosh, this could be so good.
Sorry, baby.
I'm intercepting it right here and then taking it back.
Okay.
You don't have to use the time out unless it hits the floor, but I don't even know if you're thinking of that.
No, I know. Like if I get tackled, that was the incomplete pass so it doesn't count.
Yep.
All right, y'all, here we go.
Hit him.
What?
Where were you coming out of?
No, my old teammate just messed with me.
My old teammate?
Why did he do that?
What was that?
Whoa, what was that?
I had it right in here.
I was literally ready.
It literally hit your team.
What an idiot.
literally
What an idiot oh
My god
Third and ten I got ten seconds on the clock guys
You're rude you trying to catch that why why would you just want it not catch it
I'm gonna do it. I'm going for it fourth and ten fourth and ten five seconds on the clock guys. Oh
Yeah, you already know what it is only thing that keeps me up when I'm feeling down
I don't know about you, but I gotta keep my hands around and I don't look one second. Yes
You screwed up so bad. No, I think you're not getting it in one second. You're literally not
You're literally not, you're literally not.
Not enough.
You better choose the right thing if someone says that.
But somebody had to do it.
I'm not the right guy yet, I'm not the right guy yet.
Crap, I don't even know who I am.
So that's not good.
And that's the guy I was supposed to be.
Yeah!
Get out of here!
And I switched my glass, I can't, pop this,
turn your TV off. Ravens. It's
nine three. I get the ball. I
get the ball. I don't care.
What are you going to do with
it? The same thing? Turn it
over. Turn it over, babe.
Y'all didn't know I was capable
of greatness in every form and
fashion. And yet here I am.
I hope you're enjoying this.
Thank you for all the
followers and all the friends.
Medicaid. Thank you.
Reese. Thank you.
All right, hold on.
I know how to kick now, so I should never
miss an extra point again.
Yeah.
That's better than the 20.
Yeah.
I'll take that.
Is anybody interested in that, and all of a sudden?
Anybody?
Here he is.
I don't even know who I am.
I just might be playing this after screen.
Oh, you're wide open.
Okay.
Why would you even, like you could have kept going.
I sold.
You're not hitting me.
That's what I'm saying.
I wasn't going to.
He's gonna fumble as soon as he gets in.
Probably.
Oh, you're gross for that.
Am I not allowed to change my play?
Yeah, you can.
You push square.
And then you have between those to pick from.
Okay, okay, okay.
You don't get many options, and I don't either.
Yeah, yeah, no, that's that.
At least thank you for telling me,
I don't know, 12 plays later
after you've done it to me so many times.
Come on, delay a game!
Ah.
Ooh, dang, imagine.
Come on.
People in the community want to play against you.
They said, run it after stream, run it, run it.
Yeah, get out of here first
Okay, ready ready ready ready ready I cannot be a football player I would jump across that
I'm so antsy full false art. Whoa encroachment. Whoa false star. Whoa encroachment
Yeah, get out bad
Finally gonna score I'm finally gonna score cuz I'm not gonna be nice to you no more what I'm not being I'm not going easy
On you no more
Yeah, get on the ground get on the ground you're not getting first down you keep lying to yourself all you need
You boogie
Yeah, yeah, I know things now I know things now
How do I strip the ball how do I strip the ball how do I strip it I think it's R1
At least that's what used to be years ago. Okay, so I hit R2 and R1 at the same time, or do I spam it?
No, hold it down. R1 is what doesn't cuz R2 is how you tackle right?
R2 is not how you tackle, that's how you run.
How do I tackle X?
I'm confused. X and square and the right analog stick. It almost anything. We're just bumping into it.
I'm very confused. I don't think I've been doing the right thing this whole time. You are running it. Go babe!
You're so annoying.
He got in my head about the buttons and now I'm just spamming everything.
Y'all the cat apparently is in the Fortnite item shop.
That's so awesome.
I can't wait to get it.
That would be pretty awesome if we could go over there and get it.
But also, if you do decide to get it, don't forget to use creative code.
We're gonna have to have to go on your 4th Adam, so everyone's in.
We already played Fortnite for five hours.
We're playing a little bit of Madden.
Because the Super Bowl's tomorrow.
Has the Super Bowl's tomorrow.
Are we changing?
He's hoping I jump over the line.
What even was that? I just belly flopped. Why can't you? They were wide open. Why did they
miss that?
That's embarrassing for you. Third and goal. I think you should just go for a field goal
here. Get some guaranteed points or something.
A field goal on third down?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think you risk it. You know what I mean? I don't think
you do.
Both of these defense coordinators, they're skeptic here.
It's a counter-pulse.
Jackson gonna keep it.
They're gonna take it.
Lamar, Jackson, oh, the gritty.
Punch is only great.
Wife of creep, ooh.
Wife of creep.
Boom!
Look, that was me tackling the air.
Ha, ha, ha.
We already did the Patriots and the Seahawks
and the Patriots won, which was me.
And then Beard wanted to ask you guys,
quarterback is fast and you guys said the Ravens so that's what he's playing
as you guys asked for the Ravens Danny thank you for the thousand million
biddies
uh we're bummed
all right I'm gonna be do something nice I can easily get one point but I'm
gonna go for it for two so that if I miss it we're tied oh yeah that's
actually so nice thank you it really is because nobody does this okay this is
literally charity. Okay bud. You got your two points. This is
literally charity for yourself. You're stealing candy from a
baby. You know I can't play this game. Get out of here. All
right y'all. I'm about to do something super crazy here.
I'll wrap it up. Don't worry.
I like how you tell me after the play. You had that whole time to like communicate with
me and tell me such a cheater with holding information.
You've played this game, double the amount I have.
What?
You're such a liar.
This is my first game.
What do you do?
I don't know.
What do you do?
What was that?
What did you just do?
Can I get a replay?
Bro.
No, unfortunately, I don't understand what I just did.
Nope. I have no idea. I dropped the controller exactly. I dropped the controller in.
Oh gosh.
Why did you call a timeout?
I'm stressed.
You're stressed?
Yeah, I thought that was the whole point in timeouts.
If you were a coach, you would be fired.
I think I thought that was the whole point in timeouts.
What? Why did you even mean to throw the ball? What is happening?
What are you doing?
I'm going for it.
You played so well.
I'm going for it.
You played so well and now you're just playing like a bot.
You just completely changed. You like 180.
How does he miss that?
He turns around, makes eye contact with the ball, touches it and drops it.
I don't want to play anymore. I'm done. I quit.
I'm going to concede, okay? I'm going to concede.
No, I'm conceding.
And you're only down by two points.
Babe, do you have any idea how dumb everything that just happened there was?
I misclicked. I misclicked again.
And then the dude just drops the ball.
And then you're just running the quarterback. That's so dumb.
Like, that's so lame.
Yeah, I'm remembering why we don't play Madden right now
No guys who has a fast quarterback
That I didn't know that I had to play all 30
Oh, I didn't know I had to play all 32 different players on the team
Why if I choose a play is not a single one covering the quarterback
Why is not a single one of them even attempting to dive at him?
Oh, yeah, that makes sense
Why is it that I have a play perfectly called ran and then thrown and then the dude doesn't even oh my gosh
Tell me how any of that made sense the turning point is right here, babe. You got this. I
Don't think I've got of him. I'm gonna tell you what I'm doing every time
So right now I'm blitzing you so I'm sitting I'm sitting a lot of heat. Oh, are you? Thank you for telling me that
So that would mean don't run I already had to play
I already told you you can push square and then you get the truth. What are you doing now? What are you doing now?
What are you doing? I'm doing I'm doing the same thing. I'm sending heat
Well, I'm running. I'm doing the same thing
out. All right, fourth quarter, you got to lock in.
I'm so stressed out. Stacky, thank you very much. You have dentures. You have dentures.
You have dentures. You have dentures. You have dentures. Okay. No, I have a real teeth.
Yeah, thank you. But it's okay if I did have dentures. But I don't have dentures.
So, okay, I have to live with the consequences of this doodoo head dummies action.
What is happening? That's not the play I picked!
It had to be the play you picked.
I was ready to throw in the triangle! Does that look like triangle to you?
I don't understand the plays I keep picking. I have no idea.
I'm going to do it.
I'm telling you right now, throw the ball and throw it fast and you'll get a touchdown.
I'm sending everybody in.
Every single person's coming at you.
What does monitoring mean?
Everyone's coming.
There you go.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm never going to get caught.
That was a totally legitimate touchdown.
Yay.
that was a totally legitimate
touchdown.
DeMario Douglas is insane.
I didn't even hit the gritty though.
I'm a little mad about that.
You're killing it.
So I have to go for a two point.
So you're going for a two here
because you're down by a two.
How do I do that?
Is that the middle one?
Just choose anything that's not a
kick.
So get out of that.
Push circle.
Oh.
Well, I highly recommend all calls. I'm not free.
No, I think you're about to do a fake field goal, and that was going to be very bad.
So you need to choose something like those. Those are better.
Okay, I chose one of them. You will never know which one.
Oh, I'm sending you again.
I'm the biggest the largest but step in on it but a diva the diva regardless of the
logs is they're celebrating together guys I'm doing so good and not at all
because my husband is helping me.
Stackey, that's why you're muted for the rest of the live,
because you're being annoying. I said it.
I'm aware that my husband said I have dentures.
Why do you think I'm not aware of the things that...
Oh my God.
What was funny is yesterday, somebody was standing saying,
hey, do you remember when loser fruit gifted you cats?
And they were just standing there.
Do you remember when loser fruit gifted you cats?
Even that literally happened this week.
No, I completely forgot about it.
Like that completely left my brain.
They just wanted to have a conversation.
And I want to have a conversation too.
But then they don't want to have a conversation.
They just want to, yeah.
How do I intercept?
Triangle.
Oh, that's so good.
I'm gonna tell you on the third team. I'm throwing it to circle
Who's the wide receiver? I don't know what that means the wide receiver
How am I supposed to know?
L1 knocks it out?
OK.
I have real teeth.
I got in visa line to help with my teeth.
My husband thought it would be funny to tell people
that I have dentures.
So then it got clipped, and then everyone is believing him.
I also don't have a wig.
That part's a lot.
Try and cover three even at the line.
Do a QB spot.
What?
Why didn't I think of that?
I don't know what that means.
Okay, perfect.
So cool.
I wish I could stop it.
I don't know how to stop it.
You think I know what all those words mean to the left?
Do any of them say stop or run?
No.
Like they literally, they say, cover one hole.
Cover one hole.
But not all of them.
Not all of the holes.
The other holes are available, but one is not.
Like what does that even mean?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I
Just reading look look look okay. Oh LB fireman. Yep. I'm picking that one
and I'm going to play a game.
I also have Tampa to Tampa to
cover three sky. Yeah, yeah,
that makes sense. And I'm
supposed to know which one.
Oh, third and 24. I'm winning
this game. All right, we're
about to go into two minute
warning. There's only two
minutes left this game. I'm
I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win so hard.
None of them say QB spy quit yelling at me. Please. Oh my gosh.
A bench swap. Oh my gosh.
You pulling people off the bench to beat me babe?
What? It says you played bench swap last.
I didn't mean to. I didn't know what that is. The name of your play. I think it automatically does bench swaps.
Like when people get tired, it just maybe it's just yeah, no it wasn't actually legitimate. I already picked my play with one on
And
Third and 24 third and 24
Yeah
And he gets it with a touchdown
I know what you were trying to do and you're so lame for that you're so
He used to do that where he would get the ball and he would stop that like this close to the touchdown line and then just
Dance and move and then juke and then go get the touchdown
He accidentally got a touchdown there guys mind you accidentally
He even mean to do that
It's fine
All right, so you have one minute and fifty four seconds and two timeouts and
Because I have your timeouts to go to overtime. No, you're not using my time. Yes, I am
I'm gonna ask you to call a timeout and you're gonna call it. Okay. No
Yeah, yeah, and only use it if you get downed in the field not if you go out of bounds
Okay, we'll use it on this first play at least that seems like this is this this isn't one of them that you have to use
Well, then you should have said that because I almost just did it
It's free free. I'm gonna run the ball. It feels right
Babe, I promise you running the ball. I think I'm gonna run it
You're not ready. You weren't prepared for runs though
The run is the worst fall. It seems right. It just feels right
What the heck
Come back, play until it's in second!
And you're playing the spankin' tights!
Everybody's got a stonecore rockstar on it
Up the pop charts, okay, okay, okay, they do
I've been in the D&A with my car
Cause I was my mama getting all these new tattoos
Why does this song kind of go hard?
I never heard this before.
Screamo Country?
Babe, you're gonna have to listen to this song.
You're gonna love it.
What'd you say to me?
I can't hear you. You know that I quit, right?
I gotta go. I gotta get out of here. I gotta go buy a cat. I gotta go back to where I belong.
I gotta go. I gotta fly. There's cats that need a mother, okay?
There are cats out there that need a mother and I have to go.
Oh my gosh.
Ker-bo-key.
Thank you for the gift.
Those are so cute.
Shut up.
I love them.
Putting them on immediately.
Probably never taking them off.
I like those are live.
You know me so well.
Ishmael, thank you for the album.
I love her. I love her. I love. Oh my gosh. Stop. Thank you so much. Oh my God. There's
no way. All right. Well, this is the Fortnite item shop. I know the two of them use my
creator code, but maybe if you guys have it and didn't want to think about using it,
there you go. It's right there for you. We also have all the K-pop still in there
with the Cupid Kitty in here. She is $1,200. I do hate the price and I do hate that you
have to buy them per. But here are the options. So you can have light pink, you can have black,
and you can have magenta. And then for the accent, you can have pink, you can have light purple,
and then you can have light pink. And then for the halo, you can make it gold,
you can make it silver or you can make it pink.
Then for the eye color, you can have blue, yellow,
which is more like gold, and then pink as well.
So I love, so cute.
All the different versions you can do.
Oh my goodness.
That's a cutie little baby.
Oh my gosh, please, I'm not gonna know.
And then this is the emote pillow, biscuit.
So cute.
This is the heart that pops up.
And then let's see the vest.
We've got stickers.
We've got a loading screen.
And then everyone's taking a picture of her.
How cute.
And then another vest.
Oh, I love it. I love it. Let's see what else is in here. We've got what kind of
crocs are these? Oh, Valentine's Day crocs. Oh, an elephant, a lock, an envelope, a
frog with a heart balloon, a key lock, and then or like a key for the lock, and
then maybe like the coffee. And then the converse. These are all the same.
She's the same Halloween stuff and then this is the same, wait, okay, this stuff is new, I think.
Maybe this is all the same new leaving tomorrow, 7pm Eastern time leaving tomorrow.
Same, same, same.
There you go. There you have it. I really want to see these shoes on Bunny Penny because I really like them.
Thank you so much.
Here's my issue right now.
I really want to name my cats and love all my cats,
my shoes are so cute.
But they still have the bug where you can't name them and I'm not.
That's like making me a steady, steady.
I don't know.
I need them to fix that.
I'm not going to not have a name for them.
You were able to name yours.
You can name them on mobile.
It's a lot of work.
Can you test the pony out to see if they fixed the heart emote?
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by heart emote?
It's nonstop?
Oh, dang.
Like she does it and then never stops?
There's the pig one before.
before. I changed the pony to Homer's pig.
That's honestly hilarious. Dad like this adorable pink pony and then she emotes and then turns
into this right here. Oh gosh, honestly that's funny. So maybe I hope that they don't fix
But yeah, love the new converse.
Thank you so much for the gifts you guys sent.
Thank you for letting me have so much fun with y'all today.
I hope you enjoyed this Super Bowl tomorrow
or if you don't care about it,
I hope regardless tomorrow you enjoy.
Baby, can you bring me my phone please?
Hopefully the Super Bowl is more entertaining
than the one that we put on for you guys
because 14-13 is snooze fest, okay?
Sausie, thank you, Angel,
for the hat and mustache and sorry again.
And for the galaxy, holy moly, I hope y'all enjoyed it.
We will be back on Monday, not live tomorrow, of course.
So just enjoy the day, whether you're working
or you're at home, regardless where you go,
just be mindful of people and be kind to people.
If people are working and you're not, be kind to them.
If you're working and people aren't, be kind to them.
Just be kind.
Please and think you be kind.
I know you will.
You guys are awesome.
You're the best.
Oh my gosh.
You have to work at five AM?
Oh, you need to go to bed.
You need to go to bed.
Yeah, we just took a look at the Fortnite Adam Chef.
It was awesome.
And thank you again, Sausage, just for just, oh my gosh.
Wait, whoa, that's a lot of had mustaches.
I didn't see that.
One, two, three, go.
I'm so handsome.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know who's making me a handsome boba handsome man.
Also, Babs, I missed that wolf.
I don't know if you're still here, Babs.
Ow!
That was just for you.
And then also Holly with the five gifted sub eight.
Yo, five gifted.
Hype him up, hype him up.
Did I just do something?
Did it freeze?
Guys, ask me if you're still here.
Ask me if you're still here, please.
I just hit something on the keyboard.
And then I think it just like froze me or whatever.
We are still here.
Okay.
Oh, yo, Les, thank you for the rain.
I hope you had a great stream.
We're actually doing the same thing.
I got to go eat some dinner.
I'm very excited, but I'm honored that you chose me and I'm very grateful
and I hope you have the best day of your life.
Welcome in everybody.
Oh my goodness.
Candy cheeks, McLovin, Wynne, Moon,
and White, thank you for following.
Alrighty, let's do it.
All right, if you've never been at the end of my streams,
I do a burst of the day at the end of my streams.
I hope it makes you feel loved, encouraged, motivated,
hyped, and yeah, I don't know.
I love you and don't forget to be in Discord, all right?
In 1st Timothy 4-8, it says, physical training is good, but training for Godliness is much better.
Promising benefits in this life and in the life to come.
Physical training is good. We, of course, want to take care of our bodies that we were given.
We want to treat them well. Our body is a temple. We want our body to represent
our discipline and our love for Christ and our ability to deny the flesh and say,
know, but also training for godliness is much better in promising benefits in this life and the
life to come. So continuing to work on that like muscle memory of praying, relying on God,
having faith, not allowing anxiety or fear to overwhelm you in situation, but instead relying
on Christ. So when those emotions do come, you're ready and you're equipped to handle the weight
of or the burden of the situation like am I unsure of what's going on yes but I can recall scripture I
can recall my own testimony I can look back and go God did it before he can do it again so we have
to train in both ways right relying on him spiritually physically mentally but also training
our bodies and taking care of them it is so important and you know the Lord wants to
be there for us and bless us. He wants to see us succeed. He wants to see us be healthy. He wants to see us be faithful.
And so it's like we're not neglecting any area of our life. And if we find that maybe we are, maybe we've been a little lackluster, we've been a little unmotivated, it's okay.
Like I'm right there with you. I set goals for myself and then I do them maybe once or twice and then forget about them for a while.
And I'm like, I really need to get back to it. And then when you finally do it feels great and then you forget again.
again and then it's just such a good thing that God is so patient with us, right?
And so I hope you guys hear me when I say God is patient with you. He's not
disappointed in you. He loves you. He's cheering for you. They're just like how
you guys show up and cheer for me every day. That's Jesus on the sideline,
cheering you on with the Holy Spirit helping you guide you through all of
the craziness of this life and those benefits are to help you here on this
life and in heaven when we get to all be together there. So continue to
motivated, continue to train physically, spiritually, mentally, and I love you and don't let anybody steal your joy and enjoy the rest of your evening and until I see you again on Monday, okay? Goodbye, my angels. The new kitty is in the Fortnite item shop. Absolutely adorable. And I'm so grateful that you gifted that to me, Ishmael. Thank you.
Thank you. If you guys decide to get it, you know what to do, hopefully if you choose to create a code happy happy gal in your fortnight item shop. Thank you for everything that y'all do. If you participate in this raid, you do get extra channel point.
It's going to take you to our stream, our vibe channel.
It's an old stream.
It's not me live, but the chat is live.
And yeah, I think that's it.
Everything be in discord.
If you want to talk about the football game tomorrow or the halftime show,
we'll be in there having a good time together already or the commercials.
Woohoo.
Keep your body weak because you gon' be beating Jesus
Beat him up or drop it, drop it, hit him
And know what the angels stop, drop it, shoot it
I'mma pay for million dollars, stand on the top of this block
Till the day I die, he will stand and punch you with the best
Or aim the fight to the flame
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho