you
tomorrow is the tournament. Okay. Tomorrow is our tournament. And if you don't know about
the tournament, I'm going to show you right now. And then you need to spread the word
to tell everybody they need to get their booties over here and they got to be ready
to watch it because it's going to be so amazing. I literally can't even wait. Here
she goes. Here she blows. So tomorrow is our Valentine's Day blind date tournament.
It's going to be five games. $2,000 prize pool. It's going to start at 7 p.m. Eastern
time and I'm just going to reflect on everything again like remind you of what's going on because
it's happening tomorrow. Oh my gosh. Okay. So again, it's going to be five games. How it's going
to work is it's going to be duo fills. So we have all of the creators and streamers who have
agreed to show up for us, which we're so excited for. They're not only going to show up, they're
going to be dressed in some kind of Valentine's outfit, decor theme, whatever. So even if that's
It's just like this, hello, we appreciate it.
There's only so much you can do right for Valentine's Day, but at the same time just
kind of bringing the vibes, bringing the love, you know what I mean?
So what's going to happen is they will ready up and every single one of the five games,
they do not know who they're going to get.
They don't know.
It's going to be crazy and it's going to be really awesome.
Each game also will have fun and creative rules, which we have not given out yet,
of course, because we have been experiencing updates and changes pretty much on the
daily at this point with like the bushes being brought back into the game
throwables being taken out we've got the love boat coming in we've got power
hours here and there so we are going to obviously keep them informed but we'll
let them and you guys know once we know what tomorrow looks like on fortnight
right because we never know but we're really excited about it it's gonna be
amazing I genuinely and I'm just I love it I love it and I can't wait to
decorate I've got some really cute decorations to slap up on the wall
and make the vibe great and I don't know I'm just so excited I can't wait I can't wait.
What if someone falls in love, I'm mad, I'm mad. They're literally gonna fall in love no matter what,
right? Because like I said it's like people I think this is gonna force people one out of their
comfort zone and then two it's like they're playing with people that they've literally never
played before with and like the chemistry you never know they may find their forever duo.
They'll be like oh my gosh why haven't I competed with you in the like past why have I
I never played with you in the-
But what are we gonna fall in love?
It's gonna be so great.
Like not that kind of love, but you know what I'm saying?
But, you know, I don't know, whatever.
Maybe that kind of love, I don't know.
Who's doing what?
I think that feels wrong, but maybe not.
Maybe I'm just confused.
Yeah, I'm just confused.
Okay, nevermind.
But it's gonna be a lot of fun.
We weren't here yesterday
and I did miss you tons and bunches.
Let me fill you in on everything that is life and tea.
Clerk it, okay, right?
So my mother-in-law is doing amazing.
She is working on healing up and getting back to herself.
She had to get some very serious dental surgery done.
So she had some dental mishaps a long time ago,
which caused her to lose her teeth.
And at the young age of like 53,
she didn't have any teeth at all, no top, no bottom.
And she only had some ill-fitted dentures for her top.
So they didn't really fit her well.
She couldn't wear the bottom ones.
Obviously eating is a nightmare.
And just like, their confidence, I just could not imagine.
And I know a lot of people could probably relate to that.
Dental issues, mishaps.
Like your smile really does a lot for your confidence.
And for just like who you are,
everyone loves to smile and laugh.
And if you're not confident in that, definitely sucks.
But we were able to find a place
even with like her bone loss and stuff
that was willing to kind of help her out
help get that smile back and also just so she can honestly function and eat, right?
I can't even imagine, you know, obviously it's a sensitive so we don't drill her with a lot of
questions but I can't imagine the limitations you have trying to eat something with not having
teeth, like you just don't have anything. So it's definitely, I'm excited for her healing
process to be over with so she can just like live and be herself again even more so because
because she is just a ball of love and joy
and it's just so awesome.
But again, so she had that surgery yesterday.
We were trying to end stream with you guys on Tuesday,
right, get 150 crowns in stream,
but you know how that goes.
I couldn't win a game, hello, for like ever.
So that went really late
and then we had to get up really early.
So we had about four hours of sleep,
got up super early to occur to her appointment,
Dropped her off and then we like killed time around town, went shopping, got some this, got some that, got a, got a coffee here, got a coffee there. It was great.
And then we came home probably around 4 p.m. and just like knocked out until around 7 because we like just did not get enough sleep.
And I was like pooped. I was pooped. He scooped, but like I said, she, her surgery went well and she's healing up and she has.
Like I think two more appointments before her teeth are like finalized like right now. They're like not heard permanent permanent teeth
But that's been great and then so we ended up we were supposed to go to bed early last night
And then before you know it how is it one o'clock in the morning before you know it you like blink your eyes
It's like 10 27 is the last time I remember looking at the clock and then from 10 27 I blinked and it's like 1 15 in the morning and I'm like
So, we didn't go to bed early at all and we had to get up early again this morning.
Two reasons.
One, early release to creators a new skin.
I could show that to you guys, but to my kitten stork had a vet appointment, doctor's
appointment, because we were getting him new.
Don't say that in front of him.
He'll freak.
But he had to get blood work done today.
So everything came back good with it.
Well, let me, everything will come back good.
We'll know on Monday about his blood work clearing.
He'll be neutered on Tuesday,
but he had to also get an echocardiogram
for his little baby heart because he has a heart murmur.
So they had to make sure he was good, clear.
His heart was strong and healthy.
That way, when they put him under anesthesia,
he can handle it.
Because if anything happens to my child,
I will rage on the world.
That is my baby.
Okay, that is my child.
That is my son.
Okay, thank you.
That is the most stressful cat I've ever had in my life.
I love him so big and he's just problem after problem
after problem after problem.
Why is he doing this to us?
I don't know.
However, it's fine.
I did birth that child.
But anyway, so yeah, that was crazy.
We did that this morning.
We had some tacos.
Now we're here, but he's doing good.
He did get his pit shaved.
He's chopped.
I asked her to give him a low taper fade.
It's not good. It's not good. Do you is he in a place where you think we can show his haircut?
Is he on the cat tower?
He might even be on the back porch, but she's like we might have to like shave him if that's okay for like the EKG and
I was like, yeah, but like, you know, do him right. I said give him a low taper fade
When I got him back. Oh my gosh poor baby. It's not good. It's not good. Yeah, don't make fun of him
and then
I'm gonna like talk softly so I don't like.
Hi my son.
One, two, three.
Oh, that's so bad, it's so bad.
It's okay, don't tell it, but I won't tell nobody.
No one's gonna know, okay?
Okay, I'm sorry. I also asked them to trim his nails for me because he has been tearing me up from the flow up and I just don't feel confident trimming his nails yet.
I was like, please help me out and they did so is great. So.
Um, yeah, so what do you think? What do you think of his haircut? Not a low taper fade, right?
It's low. It's low.
It's not fair. It's not a thing. It's bad. Okay.
Also, he's so cute though, little patchy.
They gave him little lungs.
Yeah, yeah, they did, they did.
They had a mixture, everything was good though,
so he's healthy, so.
Unexpected him to be bald.
Oh, you felt like his whole body was shaved?
No, just where they needed to like read it, so.
Oh gosh.
I bought an eyeliner cleaning machine
and it is so much more convenient
than brushing them every time I want them clean.
I have a machine as well,
But like I still brush them every time and I don't use the machine every time.
I feel like the machine is just a lot of work and I'd rather just like brush them up.
But yeah, these are number four.
I change them out every Tuesday.
So this coming Tuesday, I'll be in number five.
It's going great.
Going great, I suppose.
The hair grows fast.
Yeah, it'd be cool to see, but so Tuesday, actually this, okay.
Yeah, this coming Tuesday, I believe he'll be neutered, which would be great.
And it's just a lot okay
I've never owned a cat and my daughter always sees your cats and convinced me to get a kitten and now I love cats
Would we love that how amazing cats are the best in the whole wide world
And I feel like if you have a negative thought about a cat where you don't like them
I feel like you just haven't really given it a chance
Maybe you had a bad experience with one but like cats truly they people like try to say like
like they're not like as lovey or they don't love you like dogs do or whatever it's they
do they love you big and it just like it's different obviously from a dog dog but like
they're the sweetest things in the whole time what do we want them and I just I can't really
have five though I can't but five okay second thing before we get into a game I did go back
to Ulta okay boring makeup talk y'all maybe maybe remember we went to Ulta I wanted to
try to find actual makeup because every time I do my foundation I'm doing a science
experiment and mixing like three different products to try to lather it on my face and
it was just like a lot. Like it can't be this complicated like somebody helped me out, right?
So I went there and they sold me a bunch of, what was it? Do you guys remember the product?
I can't remember what it was.
Tried it, didn't like it. All right, that's long story short. I don't remember what brand
it was tried it didn't like it. And so I just put it all to the side. Was it Charlotte Tilbury? It
might have been. You might be right. I don't know. I just didn't like it. It was too thick.
Didn't like it. Barfing bucket. So I put it off to the side and then we went back yesterday and
they were like you're actually outside of your 30 days but they still gave me my like because
I just wanted to obviously exchange it. And so we exchanged it and I got this is all Clinique.
Okay, this is the neat and I like it. I like I think the color match is really good. So it's clinic foundation clinic concealer and then I got a powder to but I'm trying not to do the powder because I talked to the lady and I'm like.
I'm getting a little bit.
And I was just like, what do I do with the lines underneath my eyes?
And so she was like, yeah, just don't powder on your eyes.
You don't have to do that.
And I was like, I mean, I don't really know what I'm doing.
And then she's like, yeah, you don't have to use powder.
And I was like, you know, I'm just like, no.
So I don't really got no powder on my face.
I don't bake nothing.
I just put it on.
I prayed it.
No, obviously I'm not old. I know that, but like your skin does change, right?
Well, if a monkey business site, isn't it? So, I'm skin-k, vibes. I'll go eat. I'll go eat. Let's try it. Right. You won't retain.
But anyways, do it look cute today, thank you.
Let's go play some Fortnite.
Before we play Fortnite though,
I was thinking about buying another cat.
Come on.
Let me do it, let me do it.
You're not the boss of me.
Let me do it.
I don't mean like the regular cat, I mean Cupid Kitty
because I love this Cupid Kitty so much,
but I really want like a pink one too, like all pink.
So I love what I did with this one, but I want another one.
Ask Lucifer, yeah, let me call Lufu
and just ask her, she'll send me a couple cuba kitties.
Where's my headset gonna sit with these?
That work?
I think so.
So I think I need it.
I'm sorry, I know.
Oh my gosh, no, I feel you Kelly,
if you wanna try this Clinique one,
even like just go to the store
see if they'll put it on your face for you. Just to trial it.
It feels really nice. I'm more of a skin temp person, but this is my first time
putting it on, obviously, today, but I'll let you know how I feel.
I don't know. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is what I'm thinking.
This is what I'm thinking. I just, I just buy one more cat.
Where the heck is she? Cupid kitty.
She's here, right? Don't tell me she's got a heart attack.
Criticode happy happy. Got my fortnight item shop.
It erases every two weeks. Okay guys. So gotta always keep your eye on it
And I'm thinking I want basically this exact cat. I want to make her look like this
That's what I'm thinking
And technically I never even bought one yet because I got my first one gifted to me shout out. Thank you
so I
I think I should do it Rob Rob have your scissors me damn me please if you dare me I'll do it like come on come on
Yeah, do it. I gotta do it do it. Just do it. Okay. Look away
Cuz I really don't need more sidekicks, but I can't oh she's begging you're mine. I
Love it makes me so happy
Okay, the only thing is you can't really name them on console right now.
I told you guys, if you want to rename them, something you can do is mobile.
You can go to mobile and rename your sidekicks or I believe you can just like plug in a mouse
and keyboard into your console and then that will be able to do it because I know how
to a couple of like international friends that don't have mobile available to them.
So you could put a mouse and keyboard into your console and then that should allow
you to rename them as well.
or if you have a switch.
Okay, so, just double check.
Why is this blue?
But then it says it's magenta.
That's the thing that's just stopped,
it's just in the out.
Oh, but the purple one is so too, too.
Oh my gosh.
And then there's the light pink,
but I think I like the darker pink for contrast.
I have to do the pink halo.
And then I don't,
I'm actually not a fan of the pink eye.
So I think I'm gonna leave it blue and I'll think this is her final adorable form
What do you think yes, I think so too
Fantastic um, here's the thing. I don't know
Yeah, that's my baby um
What do we
Yeah, I'm gonna name her what princess. Oh crap
Katrina, France, Ginger, Perry Paws,
Perry Paws, like MetaPaws?
Like Perry MetaPaw, just joking.
Paulina, Cocoa,
Smokey, Kat Jr., Katrin, Angel, Millie,
Millie, Catty, Rosie.
Like a Mino, like Mino Paws?
No, Millie was cute.
We're just gonna like do it random for right now.
Rosie Posey, we'll do Rosie for now.
And then if I think of a name that I like more,
well, I'll have to do it on my phone,
cause like you can't name them.
But she's cute, I'll take it.
Yeah.
Oh, I love it, I love it, I love.
Now do I have to unlock the emo individually for each?
What is this?
No.
I swear, listen to me.
No.
Listen to me, it's her, it's her a baby, a hair, a baby, if this is a cat, I'm gonna
be upsetty biscotti because I, we just made a big decision to get it.
Goddammit!
No!
Why?
I didn't want this!
This is the worst thing ever!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I didn't want this!
This is the worst thing ever!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
What do we do like?
Oop-oop-oop-oop.
Oop-oop-oop.
Mm-hmm.
Do you want to do purple?
Do you want to do purple or not?
I wish the whole cat could be purple.
And then I think we do like the silver brown.
Kind of like the purple.
I kind of like her.
Yeah!
Okay.
You're a bit kiddy.
adorable adorable thank you very much for the brand-new baby I do appreciate you
already now what I was asking though was before I was rudely interrupted by that
adorable kitten is do you have to unlock her okay you don't okay awesome
awesome beans all right let's get into a man ain't that too but again to it
Let's play some fortnight
Play some fortnight you have three as well. It's so hard when they're that cute like this is probably the oh my gosh
It's those dudes. I love it man. I love it so much
Baby girl you stay on my mind. Thank you so much for a follow. I appreciate you
He spent the whole wide world in the whole game. Um pookie. Did you submit the story emo? Oh
Oh, it's not done yet your sound is really loud like my game audio. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You
guys want to see the new skin? Yes. Yes. Yes. So I believe this is dropping tomorrow in
the fortnight item shop and what it's going to be is a new Nike collab called swoosh
man. But inside of swoosh man is fish sticks. Yeah. He may or may not took performance
enhancing you know what to get himself to exactly six feet seven inches tall yeah
surprise shouty here he is don't get on ya why is he so big why is his neck so
long how are you just spawning in front of me no listen to me can can you
You come back, you come back in the next game, Ken Ken.
I'm gonna walk away.
I'm gonna be the bigger man, no, I'm gonna be the bigger man.
I'm gonna walk away.
You come back, it's, it's glute day.
Oh gosh, he's still there.
Okay, I'm just gonna keep walking, mind my business.
I was supposed to be Miss Bunny Penningham.
Look at him, like that sway in his hips.
Oh my, bop, bop, bop.
He's moving with it, he's moving with it.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, the myth is moving.
Mm-hmm, someone throw some Shakira on.
Shakira, Shakira.
Oh, baby, when you talk like that,
you make a woman go mad.
So be wise.
Kansas doesn't know how to listen, bro.
Kansas, get out of my game, big dog.
If you don't like visitors on her first game,
You might know why because I don't know why.
I don't want to lose Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Oh, gosh.
She looks like a flash villain if he has a helmet on.
I don't know.
We'll have to look at the different edit styles
when we go back to the lobby.
Ooh, do you think we can land on these first?
We did.
Drive me through the thingy.
Drive me, yeah, yeah, get us healed up.
Get us healed up, come on, man.
Get us healed up.
Yeah!
Perfect, perfect!
You're not listening!
Not listening, big dog!
There you go!
Oh my gosh!
Are you telling me I have...
two to three stream snipers in my first game on?
Did I docked my- my- my- like I was the ze-
OH MY GOD!
Get over here, PJ.
Come on.
Oh!
Uh, where my hook-it?
What?
Embarrassing.
Hit me with your pickaxe, I want to see how angry my kitty cat gets.
Oh
She's hitting you
Yeah, okay, she said sorry she says oh she about it. Oh my god. It's about to fight my fight for me. Yeah, get her. Yeah
Yeah, you get
My baby's got my bag. Yeah, she little grumpy inside she little grumpy gills
How cute is that I love it
She hissed at her though.
Okay, she got that fire in her body.
Look at it, a little spazzy, a little...
You're the cutie, patootie.
Alrighty, here we go.
Um, I was distracted by my adorable cat, whoever that PJ was.
Thank you for being kind and good morning in the afternoon.
Yeah.
Hi, how are you?
Uh-oh.
Oh!
Almost just eliminated, Montseo.
Oh too much shotgun shots. Good thing this guy's not real!
I got a little caught up.
Where'd that person even come from?
Are they pushing me?
Why aren't they shooting me more?
Interesting.
I don't know, we're gonna run, we're gonna run for it, ah, ah, ah, ah, did you hit with
like the love bow or something, is that what that was, you've fallen off the cliff so many
times because of sniping, are you talking about breaking the ankles, Clarence, I don't
If I get this song!
Really appreciate you in your face.
Uh-oh, in your face.
Trying to look better.
No, I just want to be cute inside and out.
My hair is cute.
You want it to grow.
No, you don't.
Because I was like, you know what?
I can't make them match, right?
Look, they're cousins, not sisters.
And then I maybe ripped out a few many strands of hair.
So there's that.
Hmm.
How did I end up over here? I hate this place.
Come on, quickly. All right, nice, nice, nice.
And now we hide.
So what we're gonna do is come up here and mantle-
Oh, just kidding.
Get our stamina back and mantle.
And we're waiting and we're waiting and we're waiting.
What was that? What was that?
Oh crap.
I don't think he saw me.
Okay.
Put a little 65 in him, put a little respect on my name.
Okay.
And then.
Hawn.
Hawn you Bimboater.
Hawn.
Okay, okay, let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Huh
I'm not feeling too confident as as fish sticks right now. It's like a little distracting
Hello everyone, I hope you're having a wonderful day today
I'm having a great one. I know
Looks like Poseidon. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit.
Alright, let's go. What is that noise? Was that a mask? Does someone just use a void mask?
I'm just a bush, nothing to see here, big dog.
I know we're coming around town, but we're not. Oh, I got a void mask. Okay, nice, nice, nice.
And then, do we do the lock-on? I feel like when I use the lock-on, I actually suck.
suck so I'm gonna avoid that today I'm gonna avoid the lock-on today I think oh
crap oh crap back oh my gosh wait what where did oh that's bad oh my gosh I'm
dead yeah no I'm dead
Ah!
Oh my gosh.
Wait, does that not work in the storm?
Oh my gosh, I think I'm going to die of storm.
Oh, OK, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
I see some bandages.
Oh my gosh, wait, is he chasing me?
Chat.
Did he see me?
No, I'm scared.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know what's happening.
Did that thing in the jiggy not work in the storm?
Oh!
I'm asking a lot of questions and I have no answer to help me I thought I was a goner
Now it doesn't interesting that's how I did it nope okay okay now we have the answers to
all of our questions we need to get the heck you about this place no wait I have a plan
This should still... nope it's not.
We don't have a new plan.
We're just gonna run.
That's the new plan.
You think we try to go back for that loot?
Ooh we have a patch up.
Yeah.
I think this is... oh crap.
AHHHHHHHHH!
What is my master lucky?!
Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap!
AHHHH! AHHHH!
AHHHH!
okay okay um oh gosh he's here why am I being hunted like actually what do you
want you're very annoying
Enjoy watching this person who just leaps and bounds better at Fortnite than me, okay?
Please.
Yeah, no.
Watch him.
Let's just have a good time.
Salty?
Very.
No, they're not stream sniping, just annoying.
How everyone is just better at Fortnite, how everyone is so talented, how everyone like
just chases with max passion, this is just their like average Fortnite experience.
You know?
Like the average Fortnite experience is this right here, like look at this.
kind of who is I mean like they're so good right look at how talented they are
Oh my gosh!
That was odd.
Beard!
Production!
Boss!
saying that my mic is really sensitive?
Or no.
That's good.
Okay.
I once said they, they heard my chair.
I don't, my chair's not making any noise.
It's so frustrating when you're like, when you love a game so much that you're
bad at it, because how's that first game on?
And I'm like, I'm already in a bad mood from that.
Cause I'm just, I'm just living my best life and I'm just getting chased, chased, chased,
chased, get up off my butt crack!
Get out from me!
What are your most important reasons for playing Battle Royale?
I'm so glad you asked me that.
I want to win but I can't for night!
I want to win. I like to complete challenges in question. That's fun. I like rewards. My
friends prefer this mode. The rules in this mode, it pulls materials caps. Sure. Sure.
Let's go ahead and do the likeable and take a deep breath. And to all the kind people
who are trying to stream site me, please don't not right now. No. Bad. Love you. Love you
a lot. You know what I need to hold on. Hold on. I got this. Somebody hide me up. Somebody
hide me up. Make the mic loud. Make the mic loud. Okay. All right. Here's the plan for today.
I got it. I got it. I got it. We are bigger. We are faster. We are stronger. We are going
to be so aggressive today. We fear nothing and no one. We see them, we push. We have
zero mercy for anybody, anything, anywhere, no matter what they look like. We don't care
if they're a sweat skin. We don't care if they're a no skin. We don't care if they're
a butt. If they're a butt, we're hitting the groovy on them. Yeah! Yeah! Oh yeah!
I'm kind of bouncing. Yeah! I like to think of the next thing that I'm going to say
I say to hide me up, hide me up, hide me up, hide me up, hide me up, hide me up, hide me up, hide me up, hide me up.
What is this?
I feel a little loose.
Today is going to be a bang.
A bang.
People are going to be like, you have hacks.
It's not really you playing.
That's what they're going to say to me today because I'm going to be.
I'll be.
Oh my God.
I'm going to be.
I don't care.
I don't care about nothing.
Cuz that's how good I am at Fortnite. I'm gonna get her. Okay
Whoo
All right, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good
Come on.
No!
Stop messing with me.
It's not funny.
Okay, I just type myself up and immediately and immediately
Man in the other room just
That's what I think about doing sometimes I just want to like immediately let's just
All right, I'm gonna put money penny back on we're gonna get into a game
And we got this we got this remember our speech
Speech speech speech
Speech
To European servers I go!
Oh my gosh.
Esme to match the kitten. Alright, we're not putting bunny-punny back on.
I lie!
I'm a liar who lies a lot.
I'm a lying liar who loves to lie a lot.
How many problems you got a lot?
Ooh, I like the fuzzy crocs on her.
Do you like my dive trail?
It's a hard you have to look at it. Look at my whole Valentine's Day. What's your magic?
Set up poetical. Thank you for the follow drum. Thank you for the follow dirty drippity
What was that noise? I
Love wonky land. I'm so excited to go
is that too obvious okay Kalani is stop camping bruh I haven't even played a game you dingle
Barry! How are you doing today Gabriel? Anyways I'm not gonna let you guys rage
me today I'm really not I'm really not I'm only reading kind comments today not
too much now that's my son's name that's my nephew's name too
i hope he's watching somehow some way right now and then he can he's just like
wow the dts in my name like that so we're off to a good start yeah
yeah yeah yeah precisely precisely yeah
all right we are hosting a Valentine's Day tournament tomorrow at 7 p.m
eastern time it's going to be amazing awesome
Valentine's Day blind date duos y'all gonna make sure you gotta put it on
your schedule and you're gonna be here and we're gonna love it we're gonna
I'm going to live laugh love and we're going to have such a good time, it's going to be amazing.
Alrighty, we've landed in Monkey Land.
We have barrels.
Yeah, we're about to have a gun.
Ooh, and a big pot, love.
We are the Esme skin, which is so cute.
Are you guys obsessed with her or what?
Is she everything you hope for?
I don't feel like I saw gliders.
But we're putting to the test my grand and important hype speech because I did say no matter what we're gonna be aggressive
And so you got me landed here. I
Would like this better if you played the game and it like reduced the time
You know I mean like you no matter what they have to wait like 30 seconds, but I'm not a big fan of that. I
Don't lock a white tag
Oh, he's candy
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ooh, thank you, thank you.
Well, we're finding some goodies.
A little bit of streamer loot if you, uh,
you know, if you know what I'm playing.
Oh, my, oh, my gish!
Here, my gish!
Okay, here we go.
Not seeing anybody or anything bad.
Right, as of right now, right?
Okay, we'll go ahead and pick this up.
Um, and we'll do this.
And we'll do this.
All righty, and we landed here, so on that note we can get the heck you out. Yeah, we can
Later
We did what we need to do. We came we got the loot
Now we're toon it
Mutant skedatin skedittlin here we go be aggressive
We're gonna go be aggressive
We're going to go be aggressive and confident.
Oh yeah, yeah, I thought about going, ah, I'm jumping in the car but I didn't, instead
I immediately locked on with my aim assist.
Happy it's my birthday on the 17th, please wish me happy birthday, well today's the 12th,
so no!
You guys got your birthday for five days!
Come back, come back in five days, come back in five days, you know what I'm saying?
And I wish you a happy birthday.
Five days?
Hi Kate, how are you?
Wow.
We're mom.
I had tacos for lunch, delish.
My outfit's cute, thank you.
This is the same shirt that I got that I was wearing
in pink the other day.
When y'all said I look like Barbie,
I like to say when I look like Barbie,
because I felt like I was the Barbie.
But I'll say that you guys said it,
because if I said it, then you know, it's a problem.
But whatever.
Uh-oh, person right here.
Yeah, 800, dead.
Dead.
Get gridded on.
You're bad.
You're trash.
You're bad in your trash. Where the heck is the gritty abcd gritty over here?
Gritty and on everybody
Everybody get into it get into it and get stupid
Let's get it started and yeah, let's get it started and huh
Yeah, yeah, right foot creep
15 minutes ago, I was laying in bed, then I heard a crazy thought in my head.
I
Anyways back to it then right let me great. I came to do what I came to do and I might really gonna bought again
I'm a boy. I'm a big dog. I do big dog stump
Choose your fights wisely, okay?
Reloading, reloading.
20, because I'm so talented.
Okay, I think I had.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Mmm, delicious.
What do you go like in the tunnel or something?
I think so, right?
Everything's reloaded.
We're feeling good, we're feeling powerful,
we're feeling strong.
I don't think I want the MK.
What are you fighting for?
I'm fighting for the Dippers to come back
on the Taco Bell menu and also to be better.
Oh, farts.
I'm running.
I'm running, this was my first time running
So you guys are not allowed to be mad at me.
I heard him shockwave up on me.
Yep.
I'm fighting for the right to body.
A women to safety bubble.
Anyone want to show up and have a good time with me?
You know what the likeable?
You are.
Hello!
Friendship!
Get married!
Making for friendship.
Love.
No one wants to be my friend.
Oh!
Hello.
No one wants to be my friend.
Oh.
Hello.
Yeah.
Hey.
Yeah, yeah.
Never trust a Kimmy.
Okay.
She seems pretty comfortable with me.
Yeah, you better run.
Oh, Kimmy!
Kimmy Kim K!
Fall for my...
Okay, she fell for my trap.
A friendship and love.
She fell for it.
Okay, I guess you can't get up there like this, can ya?
I gotta find somewhere else to be.
I'm just getting scared a little bit.
Oh no.
Kimmy!
I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it, Kim.
I didn't mean it.
Come back and meet me in this bubble.
I will give you an apology.
I'm sorry!
Well, I don't know if she had shockwaves.
I've heard shockwaves are even in the game, to be honest.
Okay.
I want to say calm, cool, alert, collected.
Where are we going next, anyway?
Probably just mask right into somebody else.
That's what I'm feeling like we're going to end up doing.
We're just going to be running into the enemy's arms.
I want to drive something. That's the vibe I'm feeling right now. I want to drive.
Ooh!
Pretty sure that's my car.
Yeah. Yeah it is.
Okay. Yeah. Sorry!
Wow, I'm so good at Fortnite!
Did you see that?
I
Did it
Oh farts hey, I don't have any more bullets. Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap
Drive
Shut up and drive shut up and drive shut up and drive shut up and drive shut up and drive oh crap
Crap crap crap crap crap. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. We did so good. Oh crap. Oh crap
Huh?
Is that the cam?
Where'd she come from? That's why I never trust the cam. I literally said never trust the cam
No, they're cheating. No, they're cheating. I'm going back in the replays on that one
I'm going back in replays on that one
Now you proved that was right, Kimmy.
You proved that was right.
You little third party and stalker creeper little butthole, butt sniff and muncher.
I knew better.
Hit the gritty for me, please.
It's the only thing that feels right right now.
Right foot creep.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's my AR.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Nah.
You don't even need that.
It doesn't give you the thing, you majigui.
Please, please, don't prove I'm right Please, please, please
I love you too but like I want you to gritty, bro
Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice
Well that's a big mistake Kim, you're gonna whiff so hard
You're gonna whiff so hard!
I'm gonna watch it.
Well, that was a big mistake too.
She proved me right. I knew she would be a horrible person.
Every person that's Kim K is horrible.
Just the worst.
The absolute worst.
Trading for the backpack is a terrible choice.
Yeah...
We're gonna see if she can clutch up the dub, Chatter.
We'll see if she can do it.
Get a load of this gal.
What?
Gingerbread with the diamond!
Hey, that's a good one.
Gingerbread man.
Another gumdrop button.
Thank you for the diamond.
Wow.
Like, that's the best you got.
You have the gnarly emo, Giorgio Pasta?
Stop with the...
Whatchamajig?
What's her name?
Sabrina Weenie.
No more Sabrina Weenie, get out of my ear with that.
I need to do the light goal right almost soon,
so I need you to pull up your gnarly emote.
I wish there was a way to communicate with him
from the other side.
Up deaf.
No more Sabrina Weenie!
No!
Just kidding, I love Sabrina Weenie, but like, stop.
g
i don't even want to watch it while i go back into replays
and i wanna see her be a creeper that's what i think i'm gonna do payout was odd by the way
i had 70 limbs i was literally cooking
alright love you ken
there's still like 10 people left she's just being a goob
showing off of the camera
showing off
alright look look look look look
no because we were actually cooking
It's like we took three fights in three seconds.
I just want y'all to know that.
Technically four, but like we lost that last one.
Wait, what?
Is there something wrong there?
It didn't even,
I deleted it?
I didn't even know you could do that.
Can you undo?
I've never deleted anything in my life.
That's so frustrating, I could cry.
Clipping is not going to give us what we want, we want to know where Kim came from.
That's so annoying.
I'm really trying not to be an emotional person today, but I swear, just like that's
so annoying.
What?
I've literally never deleted anything ever before in career ever
Whatever I don't give a hoot-toot or a poop. Let's go how frustrating you guys did hit the like also
We'll go ahead and do that right now
It's fine
She's just the evidence the incriminating evidence Kim K got deleted. I must have gotten paid off or something
I'm not yet in the melody, now, I'm legit.
I'm legit.
Howdy holly.
The thing with the holly, I'm legit.
I'm legit.
You're a nobby.
You know what would be so fun would be to be a power ranger.
I feel like that pose made me feel like I was a power ranger so I think that would be
pretty cool.
Go go power ranger!
You know what I mean?
Alone in that butt.
You know what I mean?
Alone in that butt?
Jory, thanks for the hydrogen!
Don't bring back Megazord.
Now the Power Rangers collab overall was kind of like, the skins were cute.
like Megazord was kind of megging away in my ride.
Hold up.
To me it's me little baby.
Hi little rosy babies.
Show them what you can do, show them what you can do.
One order of kitty biscuits coming right up.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, she works, she works real hard.
She works real hard.
A single mom who works too hard, who loves her kids and never stops
With gentle hands in my heart of a fire
I'm a survivor
Lynx and Pretty Boy, Chunky Boy, Rose, Fortnite, his girl, and Jesse
Thank you for the follow-up
You're a survivor
Let's go.
So what you're going to see here is an exact replica and replay of the previous game, however,
I'm not going to die to Kim K.
I might, but I don't plan on it, so we're going to see what happens, you know what
I mean?
I should have known she was lurking in the shadows.
I feel you creeping I can see you in my shadow when I pull up in my Lamborghini
I like gelato. Okay we have some shockwave honestly this is like insane
loot this is insane loot I'm gonna tell you right now it's kind of crazy
I don't know what I'm saying.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna reload.
Okay he's on the roof.
Watch this.
We're gonna try again
Why is it not working? Why is it not working? Why is it not working? I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared
What is that? What are you someone's over here? Someone's behind me shut up
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay non threat non threat
Yeah, big booms, big booms.
I have 14 bullets.
I repeat, I have 14 bullets.
I have a game plan now.
I have a game plan.
I'm going to go down there and be a big dog.
So the big dog in me got, um, like I'm scared now.
Yay!
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run!
The third party is on the way.
I can feel it, I can smell it, I'm scared.
We did it, we did the thing.
We did the thing we needed to be done.
Whew.
Alright, nice, nice.
I'll take it.
And then we'll do that and that for now.
And then we'll reload this just in case we get pushed.
And then we're in a bush.
And then no one will know this is a totally normal bush in the bathroom.
Totally normal.
I did get a loser-proof gift.
Actually, I got all of good joy in it for gifts.
I run a cat sanctuary now.
Yeah.
I got a lot of cats.
There's always a bush in the bathroom and if there's not you should leave the facility like
Really, it's not up to par. You know what I mean?
Like you should not just be oh my gosh speaking of bathrooms. Let me tell you what happened yesterday
Done done done
So like we said my mother-in-law had a pretty serious dental surgery yesterday
So we had to drop her off and wait until she was all the way under the anesthesia before we could leave
So as we were waiting, well, wait, this was on the way back, right?
So on the way back, we had to wait for her to like wake up from the anesthesia.
So we're sitting in there waiting for her to wake up all the way and
for us to be able to take her home.
I had to go to the bathroom.
So I had to put my teeth back in, I had to go to the bathroom.
And I told Pookie, I was like, I'll be right back, just gonna take a minute.
And so I go in the bathroom, and I start cleaning my teeth.
And I hear knock, knock, knock, knock.
And I'm like, someone's in here, and then nothing happens.
and they go away and then I'm like still kind of cleaning my teeth almost on knock knock knock knock
just a minute I'm real polite I'm real polite a little bit more time passes by I hear knock knock
knock knock knock I'm like someone's in here but the third knock I was very annoying okay I was
still being nice but I'm like like does this person on the other side of the door have diarrhea
Like I said give me a second. I haven't even been in there long
So I put my teeth in I don't get to go pee because I'm like clearly the person on the other side of this door
Has to go to the bathroom much worse than I do. I
Come out. There's not a soul in sight. I'm like I knew I knew it was my husband. I walk up to him
Hold up
Okay, hold on hold on hold on hold on
You lucky duck, give it over here, hold on guys, hold on.
I don't have any ammo, is this guy going to push me?
I don't think so, right?
So anyways, I'll walk right up to him and I'm like, it was you, wasn't it?
And he just starts, he just starts laughing.
He couldn't even hold back.
His laughter.
He was laughing so hard.
He's like, I told myself I was going to be serious and I couldn't.
I'm like, it's not funny, man.
I'm not, it's not funny.
I was like, you had me, I was stressed out, I was annoyed.
I was like, he's just like cackling.
I was like, I was like, what is going on with this person?
Like every, like not even 30 seconds on the bathroom door.
And he's like, ah, ah, ah.
So I was like, all right, I'm going to the bathroom, you better leave me alone.
So here I am thinking I'm being funny.
And I was like, I'm gonna record it this time, and I'm gonna catch him, because I just know
he's coming back.
He never came back and I'll have an awkward video on my phone of just the sound of a
waterfall.
Yeah, you did a good job checking the bush, bro, but I'm not too good with it, I'm just
too good.
I'll be hitting the gritty so hard after this oh and nobody can stop me wait
just kidding that I would day huh that I would day
anyways that guy thought that he got me you really did he's like oh I pumped
the bush. Yeah, did you look at me? I have six Elans. There's 17 people left. We're gonna
win this one. We're gonna win this one. All right. What is up my guy? Okay. Um, the problem
is I don't really want to leave this bush. I don't want to leave. You can't make me.
Let's see what's going on. I want a core. I want to drive around in a core. I still feel
like they should add more cores because I have so many sick core wraps and I can't
drive them, I can't use them.
Does anybody have a core?
Ooh, more shock waves.
I don't think that being worth it, I think.
Nobody is back here, not there was a car, but I think that's worth it.
The rift just disappeared, or...
I can never find these things, I swear it was just right here.
Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap.
Okay, we're good, we're safe.
Nice, nice, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, ooooh.
I mean they're purple duels, but I got a gold pun.
Mmm, do I take the ramen?
Maybe I go down there and see how much ramen is it.
Like is it one stack of ramen or is it two?
How much does ramen heal you for Chad?
I only have 70 in this chug jug anyway.
Yeah, that's worth it.
You take blue duels over a gold pump?
You're crazy!
That's crazy!
You're crazy!
Yeah, I think I'm gonna dance in this bush.
Yeah, you're crazy. Let's do this part.
I
Ooh, ooh!
Oh, my God.
Aw.
I'll bite your head off.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
Oh, my gosh.
Whoo!
Okay.
I'm ready.
Okay, we're cooking right now. We're cooking right now. We have 80 limbs and 10 people
left. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Something's wrong with me. Where's
Where's he going?
He's going somewhere- oh.
Okay.
They're fighting pretty good.
They don't know I'm here.
They're fighting pretty good, Chad.
Watch, watch, watch.
We're gonna creep up on this.
I'm not gonna shoot at him.
I don't want him to know I'm here.
Right, right, right.
Hi, hi, how are you?
I couldn't help myself, I'm sorry. Maybe I should have chased that guy. Oh crap.
Go, go, go! I see him. I see him. Oh my gosh. ACBs. We're gonna check with Bush. All clear.
He just masked. Oh crap. Oh crap. That was bad. I made bad moves. If he locks in on me, we're cooked.
Please don't have a lock on.
I should have just got fighting the guy.
Crap on a stick.
Crap on a dirty little-
Oh, I see you over there in that little bush, little boy.
I hit your little A.I.
I'm scared.
There's ten people left still, but we'll technically nine.
Right?
We got a guy in a bush-
Oh, okay.
We got a guy right here actually behind a rock.
That guy is a bush.
Nope.
One, two, I'm three.
That guy was four.
That's a lot of people still missing.
One for your life, Happy.
One, two, three.
Prepare for launch.
I'm too scared to go.
Alright, go now, go now, go now.
Meow.
I don't have any cover.
Oh, do you see that portal?
Gotta be careful.
and be ready to fight ACPs!
Slide in, bop, bop. Okay, we're good, we're good.
Keep an eye out for this little portal thingy.
I think it just disappeared. Okay, cool, cool, cool.
We're just gonna be in the valley right now.
Hills and valleys, guys, think about it.
Hills and valleys.
If your Christmas tree is still up, this is for you.
Wait.
I have something for you if your Christmas tree is still up.
That's a throat punch.
Get your poop in a group!
Get it all in a group!
Quit it!
You're bad!
If your Christmas tree stays up that long it loses its magic.
Take it down!
Someone's sniping, I'm scared.
So it's going to pull this way.
Mommy, eight elims, eight people left.
Sorry.
What was that?
Did you see feet?
What was that?
Guys, I think we go for the map.
Oh, do we go for the mask?
What else did she have?
Oh, oh, snap, you vetted that.
You vetted that.
Watch the kill feed, watch the kill feed.
Bang, they missed.
Sorry, big ball.
Oh, gold duels.
I think that's a gold block on you.
Why is it let me ping it?
Not let me.
OK, there you go.
I think I have to go.
I think I might have to go to gold duels.
They're just safer.
That's a safer option.
But we're not doing anything until we absolutely have to move.
Sorry.
Ow, crap!
Ramen noodles!
Hey, hi, how are you?
I did not get my stuff, which is kind of rude.
I didn't get my stuff, I didn't get my stuff, I didn't get my stuff, and I'm lost.
Oh, I guess it's...
Ten elums and four people left!
I didn't get what I wanted, but that's because I got sniped.
How did they hit a snipe so quick?
I needed that mask.
Yep, do it.
25.
Dang.
Dang!
I don't know.
Oh, crap.
Yep, I can't see anything through the grass.
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, um, crap.
Go fast, go fast, you're dying to storm, you're dying to storm a lot actually right now,
you have to go, you needed that med kit.
Oh my gosh, good thing, that just happened.
So now you're gonna use this, you're gonna take this med kit and you're just running
for your life.
you
So tomorrow is the Valentine's Day tournament that we will be hosting then the day after
it's actual Valentine's Day and I'm very excited about that and and and and I love
you guys.
I want you to know that I'm not going to ask you to be my Valentine though I'm normally
my pet.
I don't want that kind of commitment, you know what I mean?
Please complain to Epic Games about Glider Drought.
Tell them to have Gliders in the shop, please.
Okay, so first of all, I don't think that you know that I don't have like Epic on Speed Dial, right?
So I can talk about it right now if you want, and then maybe someone at Epic is watching, right?
But hey, yo, Epic, how are you? Love ya.
Not complaining, you know.
But uh, that's good.
Hahaha.
Epic has me on speed dial.
Yeah, right, right, right, right, right.
No, seriously, I can agree with that a thousand percent.
I do feel like there has been a bit of a drought with gliders.
We talked about that the other day.
I would love gliders to, like, more gliders to be in the Fortnight Atom shop.
I feel like gliders are a lot of fun.
And I think they're actually really important to people and how they play the game.
And I don't know.
I think, I think that we do need more.
It's like the only time we see gliders is through the battle pass.
I don't know if that's a choice or what.
But if y'all need glider ideas, me and the rest of the community, we got some.
Put them in there.
Let me see.
What do you want to see a glider be?
A turtle.
Ooh.
It should be the turtles that we had all of Chapter 6.
Yeah.
And then you can get the guy version and the girl version.
Yeah.
And then they'll have their little babies on the side.
A moth?
Oh, a moth would be cool.
I think they're the moth ones.
Like be like Mothman and more like like a Mothman and like the Mothside Kick.
We have a dragonfly one.
Sus?
This is my husband by the way.
He saw me do a really good job and said you want to play.
Yeah.
That's the only time I ask her to play is when I see she's playing well.
Yeah, normally I'm begging like,
Please I need help but instead he hit me up my hotline was blinging here, but if you're playing bad
I'm like I I'm busy. I have stuff to do
I'm working on this that or the other and I'm just fully lying
Wings more wings ice coffee
Okay
I'm reading what y'all are suggesting
No, I wish I knew how to do that like digital art types like vibe ring the concept art, you know
I feel like I've got
streamer loot. I think I got a lot of good ideas in my brain and if I could just like
contextualize them that'd be cool
Stop no because imagine for like a wicked collab your glider is a giant bubble like you're in a giant
Her sister was a witch
She came down in a giant bubble that would actually be insane
And then that's your glider
even like a broom glider I don't think that they let you like float though you
know oh someone's here
friendly
40 period how many you got Luke this is your stream sniper I think I have 40
Oh
More than me
He said he came here just to flex
3740 kind of crazy. He came here just to flex on me. That's crazy. Yeah, but do you have 150 crowns?
six
That's what you get for flexing on me bro rip Nate right in front of my wife
He made it flex on me and private
Like called you over to a secret room or something.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Just do it out in front of air, but...
Okay.
So, I do have gold dual shotguns out of the first chest that I opened, so...
No biggie.
I am Fortnite's favorite.
I got it.
Hello.
Want these?
Yeah.
Did you drop this sniper?
Yeah, I did.
Can I have the ammo for it for now?
I don't have anything else to carry.
And then, what are you looking at for ammo in general?
I have 48 AR.
Here's some air.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
How much gold do you got?
I want this.
I need 450.
Okay, I'm good.
Give me some sniper ammo.
I need 450.
I only have five.
before fiddies.
I only have five.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh shi-
Pay me, pay me, pay me, pay me.
That's everything I got.
Someone else is shooting them.
I'm gonna cover you.
Oh, they just came down this way.
Be careful.
The right side.
Guys, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink.
I think you blink.
I think I did I think I blinked a lot and I think you blinked a lot and you got distracted and you don't know what's going on
I don't even think I know where they're at anymore. I think they're probably right behind me
I'm gonna be like what how
Chat, do you know what's going on right now? I know what's going on and I don't know they know what's going on
I think you're pretending like you know what's going on when you really don't know nothing
Go for it go for it if you know everything go go do it be bad
Oh no, I blinked. How did that happen? You're so mean. Give me my shotgun back.
I think you blinked. I saw something happen and you blinked.
I'm very glad that you guys said that because if I was about to get in a fight and I had
green sovereign thingy made her gold bowl I was trying to and you took all of my
money too like that's the money is here no baby please I just got it well kill
solo job like I proved myself here by these purple ones I proved myself I
don't have enough gold I need 150 more you give me the shotgun punk you didn't
even doing that thing.
Let's find some-
You guys, I've been acting really nicely.
Give me my shotguns back right now.
Okay?
Right now.
You gave them to me.
No I didn't.
You're one of those people that,
you like give somebody something and you ask for it back.
Give?
That's my right there.
I'm gonna drop you off, okay?
Go have fun.
use those shotguns
it's a sweat skin i never trust sweat skins
oh can we have your gold
we have your gold
it's the archipancus i need all that
you gave it to him
she's cute who do we think this is
uh Betty Boop 3 2 1
Oh I'm gonna go with it being Starlight 4739
we're looking at an anonymous 283 anonymous 283
who the heck is that
oh you're gold and then I'll go get purple one so I'll give you the gold
no give me the shotguns first
give me the shotguns first
You think I was born yesterday because he already blindly robbed me you brought me
blind I don't even know I think so you think I'll I will not only keep these gold
dolls but I'll steal all your money yeah thousand percent that would be terrible
it would be just give me the gold and I'll go buy it purple ones I'll give you
the gold one nope I'm gonna have to pass on that offer but thank you so
much I'm being so serious I don't we cannot leave sus without good go I'm
I'm gonna go over here and see I'm gonna go to battle wouldn't see if there's better like if there's gold duals
I'll give up on you. I gotta go my own way
This one's right here grounds on the floor. I don't have movement
How did I manage to even drop it
When you're yeah, man, I found those I was super excited about it
I did a really good job my last game and then he just takes everything now
He's gonna go over there and get 1v2'd and lose and then give the enemies the gold shotgun
It's gonna be your fault for not like letting us both have good dual shotgun. That's not how that works
I have good dual shotguns
I'm just hiding right now. I'm invisible
He's like invisible or something oh wait, they're coming right at me
Uh, it must be nice to have movement.
Like, actually, I'm just having to walk everywhere and it's very annoying.
I can't even get through a window.
Did I get shot in the back?
I'm gonna cry and scream and throw up.
Ooh, movement, movement, movement, movement.
Nice.
There's still somebody on the rock.
Okay, I think we push him.
I'm going for it. He's still up there. Yeah, I saw him. Someone's behind you. Um, 70 in
him. Oh, okay. 75. Oh, and he's highlighted. Period.
I'm up here. Yeah, 20, 30, nothing. I don't even get 30. I think I did like 20 one time.
Oh wait, they're swinging their pickaxe now all of a sudden.
What is happening?
Who the heck are these people?
This is a totally different team!
This one behind us!
Ahhhhhh!
I killed him.
Oh my gosh.
Hello ladies, please.
Did you notice anything?
I said knocked and nobody was knocked.
he was not. You went over there and pushed two people.
Um, they were here the whole time?
Oh, who is he?
Oh, oh, he died. His name is Oh, oh, oh, died.
Oh, oh, oh, died.
Oh, died. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm so sorry, oh, died.
I'm in my villain era right now. Okay, I'm sorry.
200 who says girly pop over here. I'm pushing one on there. Oh, it's this one right over here. I'm pushing this one
Dead
Electricity
On me, can you come?
Yep woman. She's trying to stick a res right now. I mean
Okay, you just chocolate away. Oh
Oh
Sorry guys, I think we might be the next dead
Okay
48 white dead. Oh my gosh
Want my last bullet
So what you got, can I have that med kit?
Can I have, yeah, thank you.
Holy, guys, we're cooking.
Thank you so much for hitting the like button,
tick tock, we'll do that in just a second.
I'm not sure if Chapel's still alive.
I did slide kick Lisa, my phone, my bad.
I have problems.
I do already have a crown
because of why my last game ended,
but I appreciate you being on mission crown duty.
We stay on mission crown duty because we stay winning.
Not yesterday, but today, okay?
Yesterday was a different story.
I have to rotate my left.
Ah.
Are you muted?
Are you talking?
No.
I'm not talking.
Okay.
I don't talk to you.
Oh, okay.
You little stupid little wife.
I don't listen to you.
You?
Oh, crap.
Someone's right here.
Wait.
No.
This is an AI.
She scared me because she was like, and she's over here doing burpees.
The order.
Wait.
You can heal up with her.
You can buy a patch up with this AI lady.
There's gonna be one shot way over here there's a there's a vignus. She's wait wait wait wait wait
Hold on, I think we just get I think we just get up out of here
Jake new that up baby come on. What's room is coming?
Can we come on do you leave cuz we don't oh my gosh, we can't even stay in this come on
You literally just be wasting our time.
I have green AR right now.
They're literally right here.
We got third party.
Ready?
Three, two, one, go.
Charge!
Dead.
Girl, you next.
I love you.
Bye.
Yay.
We're cooking.
Good third party.
That's the only way we get kills around here.
party that's the only way we get kills round you'll be so cool if I just third
party them a golds the wool shotguns would have been so crazy yeah which there
was a stat for that how many third party kills did you get yeah that'd be pretty
cool there are still five teams left in this zone is not feeling like those
three bunks then I have four I have four you have some okay good oh died
It's still alive. Oh
Oh died
This heart is kind of confusing me. I
Feel like someone was over here. I saw them glide
Be careful. Oh
Yep behind us. Wait. No, that was the reboot band blowing up. Just kidding. Um, what's that bush looking like?
Someone in it and the reboot band already here
45
47 white
That man in that reboo bandage. I'm a bad day man. Bad day. No, I'm not
Mission bush. All right, no one's in it
What's the game plan on there's a car right here
Baby
Go to zone go to zone. I'm on bunkers. I
I
Have a little bit of oh, I have the part by the week news. Oh, I'm in the storm. Oops
Right behind us on that wall. Oh
That's a shield but yeah, I have a shield pot over here. Yeah, yeah
You want to be on that?
We're just gonna stay right here. We're just gonna stay right here. We're just gonna stay right here
We'll calm down. We'll come down. You think we're gonna win this you better be make some noise
always
They don't want to type in the chat. Tell them what type of the chat. They think we're gonna win tell them tell them
Tell me what I'm trying on the chat if you think we're winning. They're on the roof. Oh
They're both on the roof all dead Wow your next level talented
All right, they're about to come down here
They're about to come down here. I
Got you fart on yourself on yourself on yourself
Can't believe they didn't push that what is that is that your mask wait wait no um, that's not mine
All right, look I'm gonna what the heck open the rope the rope oh my gosh
That was
Okay, okay, I need your self-revive. I need to not kill her actually revive
Okay, okay, so if you leave me so be like me
There's another self-revive right here and you just grab it nice nice pick it up
Okay, okay the storm's coming
Okay
I think that's a friendly
Oh my gosh, what is this game triangle everyone?
Triangle triangle
They're both dead.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
I need a bone.
Oh, is this in?
We're gonna need to do a little bit more.
Oh, crap, crap, crap, crap.
Move, okay, okay.
Oh, they're fighting each other.
Nice.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's a 2v2v1.
I'm thinking the little gold skin is a solo, so we need to be able to fight this
team.
Okay, so we've gotta fight this team, but they're coming to us, right?
Okay, he just died.
He died.
Colin he's in a bush why would you go out in the open actually yeah it's a good
point good point yeah you're so crazy this is a third self-revive by the way
chat that's his third time so free binding in my favorite actually we
didn't lose anything there cuz that's how much hope I did have anyways right and
One's in this bunk.
No, one's in the bunk.
One's in the bunk.
I see him, I see him.
You've watched the guy in the bush.
Oh, crap.
60.
Where'd he go?
Oh, okay.
He's in the bunk.
Can we push that bunk?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one, two, three.
I'm going now.
What?
Pushing the bunk?
Oh, nevermind.
They're both here, they're both here, that's why.
Wait, what?
I'm going up.
We pushed this guy.
Yeah, yeah.
Where's this guy?
30?
Five behind.
No.
nice where do you go where are you going where are you going
I'm on his head push push push I'm here I'm here I'm here I see him
Josie he's in the air he's so scared what the heck he I'm just gonna
maybe the person possibly had a self revive true I didn't think about that
true you did self revive like 30 times in this one game and maybe I ate them
all I think you might have used Mac are we spamming triangle in the chat or
No
Y'all better release damage wrangle a little check cuz we're better get it done
All right, you can touch up real quick. I'm pushing it. I already did everything I need to do
But yeah, his body's back here. He climbed all the way back. He said res me res me
He's rising right now
She's me. She's me break it up in there break it up
Okay, all right period he rest
Yeah, I guess. Good brain.
Gotcha.
Boom, boom!
Got it right there.
DJ's!
How many times did you self revive, actually?
That was insane.
I think I saw revive three times.
Thanks for the hug, Happy.
Ellie, was that you?
Holy moly, there were so many people in that game.
Are you being sarcastic because there's so many people in that game?
You know what I meant.
A triple-sword revive.
You think that was an accidental jetpack use there?
I don't know.
It felt intentional.
But it did feel weird at the same time.
Maybe it wasn't.
I don't know.
Maybe they felt like they needed to rotate.
They just didn't, like, comment right, you know what I mean?
Pro self-reviver over here.
That is a good call and a good calm though by the way if you all noticed like instead
of me stopping everything that I'm doing to like reboot him or revive him just drop yourself
revive if your teammate doesn't have one and then they can go crawl in a safe corner, revive
themselves and then you can cover them like you can fight if someone comes sliding through
and then you're not just left there vulnerable trying to revive them.
You can kind of fight everybody off and then they can take care of themselves over
there in the corner and then they can come back.
So that was very crazy.
Oh, oh, how are you sorry for it.
It was like a weird glitch where my legs were working.
I got stuck in the slide.
It was kind of crazy.
Everybody saw it.
It's true.
We will re-watch the tapes though.
We're going to go ahead and do the white goal.
Let's go.
I already have a new weight, and then I'll dance.
Hey guys, do you want to dance with me today?
Every emot I do after this you gotta give us a dance with me, I'm gonna teach you.
Even if you're just flailing around.
Even if you're just...
Okay?
You gotta dance with me today.
Deal or no deal.
Deal.
Thank you.
Alright, surprise dance, number one.
No.
That's your warm up.
You bopped your head.
No deal.
I'm tired.
that either gets you all the way tired or get your body moving like if you're not supposed
to be tired right now.
Happy, can the new mic?
Happy, the new mic does have reverb.
We can hear beer.
I don't know what any of that means.
And they say yeah, and they say yeah, look down, look down.
I think instead of thanking the bus driver without the bus and it says all the catch waves they
should have thanked the wave.
Happy happy I'll just thank the wave.
I think I just killed you.
I think you would be wrong Kate I'm super sorry I just won my last game in a very
amazing way and I won the game before that so.
Sorry, it wasn't me.
No one has ever killed me ever.
Thank you for the wave.
Thank you for the, uh, plants!
Thank you for the handhorns!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh, I watched your video earlier and you looked absolutely amazing, beautiful,
gorgeous.
Stunnen!
And that green, Stunnen!
on the floor and I have a line I might be trying to guess you up.
Look, I mean I am trying to guess you up but I'm not saying it just to say it.
I'm saying a lot.
Anyways, games thank you for the follow-free muffin, thank you for the follow-dough and
math, thank you so much for the follow as well.
Zach, thank you for following.
Good to see you.
Hello, Mike.
So here's the thing.
Could we have won that game without me?
Let's ask my duo.
Duo?
Uh, we couldn't have won that game without self-free vibes.
No, I would have carried it
What a wonderful thing to have
Hey, could you do me the biggest favor really good played really good the whole game?
I know I got revived a lot from them so free vibe not from you so free by but
Why are you acting like I didn't do anything?
No, I'm saying you didn't reboot me the cell free by good. So it's the cell free by W my ears
Oh, okay, but I'm saying I played good that whole game and so very I don't know why I was literally 30 held
I don't know why you did that
Sometimes I just want to fight people
He has 30 HP, no shield, no nothing
It's in game 2v2 and he just jumps out of the sliver of cover we have
I just think I'm invincible sometimes and I'm like, I'm gonna do so much damage
Why are you out there? He's like, I actually don't know
I'm doing it, what am I doing? Am I such a troll?
At least he's willing to admit that that was dumb
This thing takes forever to break, it better be worth it.
No, why are you breaking it?
Just open it.
What do you mean just open it?
What are you trying to do?
Here's a wing stick.
You can't just open it, it's the octopus.
There's nothing inside of him though, you just go inside.
You know the opposite side of him is open, right?
No, I don't think so.
Okay.
It's not about a think matter, it's a fact.
open on the other side you just had to walk around I'm just gonna I'll tell you
when to jump okay move move move wait they just have a portapouper
I'm in there like swimwear, baby.
I don't have one.
I really wanted that loot.
That's stinky.
What's going on?
What's going on man? Why you do this kind of stuff?
Are they not thirsty you know that I'm hiding they don't know where you are to find me you think I can get teeth
Yeah, but there's two footsteps on the oh period never mind
You think I break my legs here yep, okay
Let's try to look for me I think
Okay, oh my crown just went off that's that's unfortunate
If I didn't someone else I'm definitely not gonna get to you in time to res but at least I can get your card
And I have a purple dead eye
Why can't I jump did you have any whites though? That's probably more important. I don't think so. Oh
Yeah, cuz what do I need what are you heels for oh crap?
I'm just gonna do this and then go 3 2 I'm a bush I'm a bush I'm a bush I'm a bush
no one is gonna know how are they oh someone else is rebooting that's why
I know you're here she's gonna steal the car
my name is just so great she's just sitting there and I think I'm a jiggy and I
can't even hit that's kind of crazy as what it means so crazy that I couldn't
even hit her shots I was supposed to you run out of cars yeah unfortunately I
missed my ride but I think I go for the reboot van we just got these ice
burger mints and I have one minute left I'm just cherishing it yeah you're gross
for that to be honest one minute left okay so going invisible and then flying
does not work kind of lame I don't know what to do cuz like there's this
reboot van but this is where all of them were so it doesn't yep yep yep
Yep. Yep. Ow. Yep. I'm cooked.
I wish that gave people fall damage.
That would be kind of foul.
That would be so cool.
That would be kind of foul.
Because people do that all the time.
Pop it whole.
Yeah, five seconds.
Five seconds.
No, I'm dead. I'm dead.
Right, you're good. You're good.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
No, baby, I'm dead!
We got this! We got this!
We got this!
I believe I can fly. My burri cheeks have never been more flinched than my life.
Oh my gosh, I'm so scared today. Crash landing in this water, yay.
Hide, hide, hide! No!
No!
Dang it.
He must have had shocks or something.
He had something.
Yeah, he did call it an ass burger.
We've had these ass burgers the whole day and they're already gone.
Did you have diarrhea, bro?
You have diarrhea.
He looked like burgers on the phone.
Oh my gosh.
We were talking about that.
He has this really bad habit of when he talks to somebody, he tries to mimic the way that
they talk.
They have like a twist, a twang, like a country accent,
but he doesn't even have an ability to do it.
So like he's talking to someone and then all of a sudden I'm like,
I'm looking at him like, why do you have a country accent?
And he's like, I don't know.
Just comes out a little bit when I talk to him.
If they talk slow, I'll talk slow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If they talk fast, I'll talk fast.
I just like, I like to be the mirror.
Your husband doesn't do that.
It's honestly so embarrassing sometimes.
Like it's actually pretty embarrassing and I have to like when we walk away, I'm like, what is wrong with you?
He's like, um, I'm not a big good job.
Okay, we're going to go ahead and ask you to please hit this Michael.
Okay, Brad, thank you for the follow.
That says Bards.
Who gets a hoot toot or poop?
Where that R is.
Danny, thank you again for the 10 gifted.
My husband always gets a deeper voice around new people.
He answers the phone in a deeper voice.
Hello.
Especially if he answers my phone, like my phone's ringing.
Hello.
I'm like, who's that?
It's just in case it's another guy, I gotta be like, I'm more of a man than you are.
It's just a competition between men.
We have to have the deeper voice.
Yeah, when women answer the phone, we go, hello.
because we want to sound like um more like a woman
hey you like the woman I beg please answer happy happy girl please first of
all it's gal second of all answer what and now you'll never I'll never see your
question you had one chance and then that's what you used it low one
opportunity. Yep, exactly. Because obviously also had a dream that when I took out my
Invisalign last night I dreamt that it took my teeth out with it. That was kind
of traumatizing. We were doing so good over there at Watcha Majig, Wonky Land.
They just kept showing up. Why'd they do that? Where are you landing by the way?
But I'm gonna land right next to you they landed on that
good
They only have a pistol which is rude
Still only pistol
They're inside right across
So you said you were landing right next to me. Yeah, I'm not going to rip toes with you ever again like actually ever
whatever. What? You don't land over here. This must be your dumb POI. I don't even like
it here. Oh, I thought we were landing here. No. You know where you land. You like it here.
And I go here only for you to land at my spot, which is where I like to land. Do you want
a blue pump or green duel? I just want to live, man. I want to make it out of
I hear nothing is happening and knocked someone and I only have 26 and I got the
attention of someone in a car and someone else I may have been muted or I said
it's like pretty quietly I said let's lay down the slope no you didn't say
that maybe I just bought it my head I have to find this girl guys where's her
body at have some gold no where's her body we need it move your body there
There she is.
We got to go fight that.
Real real real.
Eat some steaks.
What's that sound?
Who is wheat?
We have to go fight this.
Alright, I got Zoe on the team.
Now we don't lose.
Okay, yeah, true true true.
Eight a second steak.
Where they at?
They're in the car back here.
fighting someone so we're just gonna be patient. Yeah I'm ready. Over here he's
flying. Yeah push them. No no push these guys. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 40 67 67
67 push them push them. You're gonna do great things proud of you. There's a
teammate coming in behind you. Oh dang I'm getting lit up from the teammate. Uh-huh
teammate is 1 HP. He may just doesn't know how to use a shockwave so.
teammates 1 HP baby in that shoot the driver. I went to a different team. Oh my gosh. Why
are you playing like a bot? I went into a different team man. You're such a bot. You're
such a bot. Did you kill that guy or no? The teammate. No I didn't kill nobody. I
think the team you're worried about is a bot team. Oh wait no there's we're gonna
guys hello it's a crown delivery service subscribe to this yeah yeah it's
it's $10 a month subscribe to this they dropped it off in a month yeah they just
drop it off and one night it's pretty good I checked the kill feed it didn't
show me who dropped it so I'm a little bummed about that they might have picked
I've dropped it too quickly or too much and then it didn't show me however that was thank you. Oh my gosh
Thank you
Like a lot wait if I didn't run into you won that fight we did
No, like but it would have been like I would have you would have done something useful
Yeah, but I ran into whoever the drop that ground and maybe use another shot because you got scared
Oh
Yeah, I don't expect everyone to be friendly imagine
Imagine you know how like when you're in they already lifted the weight
What the hecky?
What a ripoff is that any movement? I hope the friendly that gorilla from the lobby
It didn't look like it. They were like wearing red I think
Why is that the gorilla?
You found the gorilla. I found it
I don't know he's just far away in a G wagon
The echo is there only beard starts speaking you can hear it a tiny bit in the other room
Okay, yeah, it's because you're loud is crap
It's just because of me
Is there anything in there so I could buy I have a gray AR
So it's your voice echoing. Yeah, okay, so I'm loud as crap. Yeah, I'm gonna sneeze
You can hear him when he's talking, okay, first of all, why are you yelling at me, Alex, okay?
I've mentioned it twice already, you know, like, like I'm over here, I'm on the outside,
you know, and you're yelling at me, I don't know, I don't know, all right, I fixed it.
I don't have a movement, and I have an open spot, testing, testing, testing, testing,
testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing.
So we had to take story to the vet this morning just to get an echo on his heart and blood
working and whatnot to make sure he's good to get the snip on Tuesday.
And he has like a little murmur and when they did everything we kept saying murmur
a lot and it just became like not a real word.
You know what I mean?
Can you hear an echo or not hear an echo?
there an echo there's a nagging you're annoying
just kidding love you I didn't mean that I'm sorry
do you have movement I have one shot can you donate I have just a wing suit
sorry and have a great AR like this is the worst would have ever had in my
whole life I had just heard someone's in the
someone's in the air on a glider.
I'm just nearby.
Did my voice not come through or?
Yeah, you said someone's on a glider right there and I don't have that glider thing on my screen and I don't know where right there is.
So how do you how do you ping the air?
Tell me like around where? Hello?
You don't know directions.
If I say northwest.
You're right here, you're right here, you're right here,
and I see shop leaders.
You're physically gonna turn your head to the left.
Someone's off to the right driving away,
they might've got out.
I'm gonna let you get those shocks.
I think gold is there, is that a bubble?
A bubble?
Body, ary, ary, ary, ary, ary, ary, ary.
Right up here?
Speaking of pickaxe.
Yup.
What that?
Is this the gorilla?
think so who the heck is this what is going on
you'll see who this is and beat them up you're not even good at fortnight and the
fact that you just keep stealing everything from me is actually making me
mad give them give them give them give them give them give them you shock
people just shoot the ball at this point babe just go shoot the ball go
shoot the ball maple go ahead go it misses me every time I never actually
do about it that's down serious there's a lot of shots here you want to see just
see what happens just in case just do it all right I'll do it it never hits me
all you do is move out of the way okay I just know he's waiting till I get to
the shock waves and he's gonna shoot it and try to get me to the top how many
shock waves do you have? I only have two. Oh wait no it's not. No you don't. You
literally offered me those shocks. Give them back. But now I have eight. Give me some
shock waves. Okay. Eight's my favorite number though. You know that. Yeah.
you
I'm going out there. Let's go. Hold my head, everybody. They're literally right here.
I have feet on me for like two seconds. Oh crap, oh. 96.
Pushing him. Okay. Not that guy. I didn't do 96. Not that guy. Oh well, I killed him.
other opposite side though opposite side it worked out yeah there's just too
many people I need help I need help I need help I need help you might get
shot by this thing. Oh snap. Did he? Did he? Did he or not? No, no, I don't know. 2060 80 127 148 up
here. I'm going in 130. 130 and going in. Wait on which one? On which one? This one. These guys.
48. He's struggling really bad craft. I'm leading all the way forward because I'm so cool.
Where's the other guy at? Right here?
Don't worry.
You got him.
Huh!
Oh, miss.
Got him.
Still nothing?
Forty.
Ahhhhhh.
Got him.
Okay, nice, nice, nice.
He's not.
Oh, well Storm will get him. It's hitting two then five.
And it's five.
Yeah.
It probably won't get him, but like, he's gonna die, so.
We're just gonna fly to zone.
Go to zone, go to zone.
I know, I know, but unfortunately, it didn't work, it didn't work, it didn't work.
Okay, I need to reload everything, it was above me.
Everyone and their mother is above me right now.
Wait, wait, I'm talking, let me cook.
I didn't cook.
Oh, just wow!
There's people everywhere
I'm gonna die my husband took my bunkers and I have nowhere to go and I can't get inside the house. I know
I mean it's too late now
I have no health 34. That's it
scared
It's okay. We have each other. You don't have any heels
No, but we have each other. I don't really want you to be honest um
Okay, bananas. I think you need to get some shots. Okay. Can I have some of those
bunks? Everybody. Just shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up.
I have to. Were these bunks from you or no? Yeah I give them to you. I don't think so.
I think these bunks were already there. Oh those are minis right there.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you're correct. Oh, you had heels. Eat this, eat this, eat this, eat this.
Who the heck threw this?
I don't know, but I'm grateful and thankful as part of my subscription.
Did you have this the whole time, you greedy big bag?
No, my subscription purchase from earlier, the crown.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. It's the full package.
Okay. My gosh.
He's still alive. Who the heck is this guy? And why is he a troll?
I don't know never let's just see him long enough to know what's going on
It's the real real life bigfoot. Yeah, I think so
All right, so how what the heck how do we get oh crap?
Log on I need you
I've been here
Thirty I don't know I'm swimming I'm swimming
Okay, that's cool. That's cool sweetie. That's cool sweetie. That's cool sweetie. That's cool, sweetie
That's cool, sweetie
There's a dude right in I'm pushing him
I
Think the gorilla is a good man. Okay, good man. So it's a it's a 2v1 v1
I don't know gorilla you have to not move bro. Don't do nothing. Where are you at?
Yeah, let's have the gorilla 1v1 this guy. Yeah. Yeah, we're just gonna watch
All right, buddy, I'm gonna pay extra seats for her service
We're not we're not shooting nobody's watching or spectating effecting
He's missing every shot
It's kind of embarrassing. I see why he like mainly as a dealer. No, I'm gonna third party the gorilla. Yeah
Don't let us from here. Yeah, we're gonna shock on the gorilla. I don't have shots. All right. All right, push the gorilla push the gorilla third party third party
I took out the trash
Oh crap
Molly we did such a good job. What an angle to get a win
We got four elims there pal being even filthy. Thank you for the follow. We've got grand
We've got Superior eyeballs, whatever the heck y'all come up with some weird usernames.
I really do appreciate you.
That was so good.
Clip it.
Yeah, do it.
Do it.
Clip it.
Do it.
I dare you.
Thank you for the hydrate.
Thank you.
All righty, so this is what we're going to do, we're going to be like old.
Maybe we'll do one more duo and then we'll hop right into playing with some strangers.
We're going to play with some strangers today, but also reminder to everyone that's here
to mark your calendars for tomorrow at 7 p.m. Eastern time.
We are going to be hosting our very first Valentine's Day tournament and it's not
just a Valentine's Day tournament.
It is a blind date duo's tournament.
So we have a lot of amazing awesome creators
who are going to be competing with and against each other.
So what's gonna happen is they're going to load up
Duo Fill and they are going to be given a random creator
that's also participating and they'll have to work together
to see if they can get a win.
Then the very next game,
they're going to be put against each other.
So it's like, it's like speed dating, blind dating,
it's gonna be crazy, it's gonna be awesome.
We're gonna see who comes out on top, who wins,
maybe we'll get people who have never won
our tournaments before. Maybe we'll get people who have one in our tournaments before. Maybe
we'll get people who win a different time every single time. Maybe it's one person who just seems
to be able to carry their team no matter who their duo is. They're showing up, okay? But regardless,
this is going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be a lot of fun. This is tomorrow at 7 p.m. Eastern
time. And then, yeah, we don't want to do it on Valentine's Day because a lot of people have
a Valentine, you know, that they maybe want to have a good Valentine whim.
But it's me a lot of fun.
Let's go ahead and die.
Also Ws and GGs to that guy who was just being a creep the whole time and he was following us around.
He knew our next move before we even knew our next move.
That was crazy.
I don't know who that was.
You were right there all along
You and I started guessing
Into twenty-some
We were never stretching
You were right there all along
Take my heart, don't let go
Also, no, I only ever host. I will never play in my own tournament. It just doesn't make
sense for me.
Ah, who do you say never say never? Yeah, but when that day comes, they can just go,
everyone you said you would never, and they can call me out then. But as of right now,
It's just like, I feel like it's one more exciting to just host, to watch, to spectate,
to commentate than it is to participate, you know?
And kind of see everybody and hype them up and watch everybody and see their costumes
and their outfits and I just love it.
Your skin looks so low that skin care make up routine, thank you I tried!
I tried.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
They have a crown.
We go intimidate her so she leaves.
Oh, Travis Scott did it.
Uh-oh.
Where would you like to land my staircase?
Do you want to go to Mama's house?
Oh, OK.
Yeah, go.
Go ahead.
Go over there.
There you are.
It's the glossy lodge.
I'm not going to the glossy lodge.
I am.
Lame.
Here's the thing about this place.
When they changed it for Christmas, they never really changed it back.
like that chest isn't over there anymore. Like the secret drawer chest? No, it's not.
Yeah. No, it's not.
You're telling me that the octopus has doesn't have an opening on the other side like who
are you?
Oh, I see a blue chest for someone's gonna beat me there. I know it. I know it. I
know it is gonna be there.
Guys, the drawer is not there anymore. Trust. I know everything.
It's there.
Prove it.
I'm near. I have the gold pistol.
Okay.
I had the slip truck without him. I fall more bad.
My bad, gee.
This is weird a lot.
Yeah.
You never see me host a tournament? We do it all the time! You're gonna love it! Oh my gosh!
Yeah, if you've missed the ones in the past, you're gonna really like this, it's awesome.
Let's have a good time.
Alright, where are you going?
How to make you dance, make you sure to do a dance.
This is the same guy who just said, I'm headed to you.
No, come here, I'm gonna take you over here.
I'm trying to take you to loot, but you're just being a little...
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, that's fine.
Yeah
You lose the house, I'm gonna come over here for no particular reason at all. Did I beat you to that blue chest?
No, I beat them I got a gold pistol. Oh, wow
Pistol yeah, I wish I had a gold pistol
They buffed it did you know I'm buffed did you know?
So you said last night what when you wave yourself you said you're not buff no more
There's a bad guy right here don't make that a comeback ever again, okay?
That wasn't a comeback. That's me being real you literally said last night that you're not buff no more
They were right here
Oh my gosh, this is a Mclaurin you're kind of crashing the trees chocolate chocolate chocolate
Get him I'm gonna get him I'm gonna get him I got him ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Where did my husband go I don't even know
It's our moment This is our moment Ben not theirs
They're driving my car right now.
Don't look me stupid.
What the heck, I just happened, actually.
Because absolutely not.
No.
Mm-mm.
Oh, I knocked him.
I'm getting chased so hard right now.
Pooping, pooping, pooping.
Ah!
Killed him.
Where?
Wait, where are you?
He chased me very far away.
Babe, what's going on with you?
Where did you go?
chase me very far away. I'm gonna be okay. They don't know this P.O.I. like I know this
P.O.I.
Okay.
Ah!
Babe?
What?
Did the gorilla come back?
Yeah.
He's a little sewer rat. He's a little sewer rat. What the heck, bro?
All right
You almost be this last time
She might kill me right now and the stewards. I don't know
You just came like crouching out come here and give me a hug and get out of this game
Oh my gosh
So are you coming or what I'm I'm at my mom's house. I thought it was my mom. We shared the same mom. We're married
That's not really quite how that works it is
Okay, let me go.
Let's see.
Yeah, I don't feel like the truck goes here, but that's okay.
Right here.
Let's have that.
I only have...
I went from having like six shock waves to having one.
Did you kill the gorilla?
No, he disappeared.
He's literally like...
I don't even know how he's able to do it.
Kind of scary.
I'm gonna try to come back to you and not die
There's just yapping today. He did he do be just saying stuff. I'm gonna be honest with you. He does I
Don't know why they took a flow barrier effect off of these make your sense
They could have even like just reduced it like if it was the problem
Then I'll solve it. They shouldn't have just like not giving it to us at all
That was like the whole oh my gosh is a lady like a AI lady here
that people are here you get it there's also who's AI is this am I she just
swimming like who where are your parents excuse me ma'am where are your
parents
Let me know
Do I need a shockwave? No, I'm just shooting that car
That thing
Well, come on. I finally made it back. Oh
Gold rush. I'm gonna shopping
They have anything good here. Yeah
That gas station. I don't know. Can you go look?
go go go go fast my shotgun
perfect gold or mythic my shotgun
perfect you shot at me babe from where
over yonder well I hope they're ready
to die because don't you ever see it
my husband ever
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you think my
videos are funny that's crazy that's
crazy literally no one has ever said happy you know you're funny
no one's ever said that all right I'm gonna go shopping let me know if it's
worth it and I'll go over there too I mean if there's a kidney coin in there
please and thank you you that's why you watch me because I'm funny hey you
said you were going shopping go the search coming in what are you wasting
time for the dinghy. Come on, little boy. You're very impatient. Yeah, and you're very
much a liar. I don't think I'm impatient. You told me twice, all right, I'm going shopping,
and then you're still standing. I didn't say win. I didn't say win. Fair enough. I'm
going to do it. Fair enough. Gold pump, that's it. All right. Fine it? No. Wait,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
They're actually waiting for me.
They were waiting for me.
That's kind of rude.
Maybe these people have to die.
Let's die him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?
I'm going over here to hit a Slurp truck,
and then I'm going to go jack them up because they're
Ew, don't be disgusting. What's wrong with you?
That went all over my thigh. I'm sure it went all over your TV all over everything because you look dirty little nasty little dirty boy
Come on give me some good give me some good
Who the heck are these people and why are they literally being weirdos?
I can't wait to shoot them in their face.
I don't know!
Was there literally up my bin?
Yeah, do you see them?
Car-er-er-er-er-er-er-er.
What?
They're stalking me.
Wa wa wa wa wa.
Alright, I'm flying out.
See if they laser me
I don't see them
Come out to this house. Can you come with me?
Yep
I don't have a wing suit
I have two shocks and I don't want to use them
I have 2600 gold that's what I got more shocks up here if you want to use one at least
No, man, because why are they just like being like little creepy weirdos?
You think it's the, you think, you don't think it's your like stalker gone bad, right?
Like he just wants to shoot me every once in a while to scare me?
What, the gorilla or the conflux?
Gorilla?
I don't know who the other guy you're talking about.
Here, come on.
Let's go.
Come on, just shot.
Come on.
Go.
Look alive.
Come on, come on, let's go.
Hmm.
Everyone breathe.
We're going in for M, fan for band.
Bar for bar.
The wind chuffing.
Ooh, they're finding a gas station.
Right here, right here.
But they just died.
Can we push that?
Probably not, right?
Because you don't have any movement
because you're bad at looting.
Someone's in a car.
I'm gonna shoot them in three.
Would they just ACB'd that bush?
Always check bushes.
What is taking you so long?
Shut up mom!
There's barrels right here.
There's not barrels right here sorry.
There should be barrels in there.
They just got done fighting right here also.
We can take that loot, but you're like taking forever.
Because you have a wingsuit you're able to get from the place.
I've been walking everywhere you're just like literally you're just like Dilly Valley in red.
three barrels in here come on here Dilla
Dallin
okay push it yeah let's push it yeah
let's go okay more shockwaves oogles
MK devs devs haha haha he tried you
tried I saw that you tried that's gonna
I have one bunker, okay?
I have four.
So pick some else up.
I have four.
Okay.
If you dare me.
All right.
I have 11 shockwaves.
11.
You said to pick something else up.
Thank you.
Let's look and see what's in this vending machine.
I have a lot of gold.
Wait, someone just went invisible?
Oh, wait, that's your gold chip.
Careful.
More bugs.
I lock on AR and gold pump.
That kind of sucks.
I wonder if it's always the same for one game.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
OK, here.
I can run one fart cloud.
What kind of heels do you have?
I have three fart clouds.
Okay, I'm gonna go snipe again.
Two fish might be nice.
Nah, I'm just gonna run.
What's that?
What's that noise?
Oh, it's the gorilla.
No.
Go get it, babe.
It's the gorilla.
He knows you need that.
That's a delivery for you.
Yeah, it's my favorite thing in the game.
That is just...
It didn't pick up.
Do you have to, like, put square on it?
Pick it up?
Oh, you're saying auto pickup doesn't work, kind of, right?
Yeah.
You saw about a pickup on?
No.
OK, well, that's probably why I didn't pick up.
Oh.
Everything about that?
So I'm just going to pick something up.
You're weird.
Come on, look up.
Come on, guys.
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
We have two Elans because you are playing so slow
all of a sudden.
It's because I'm reading chat.
No, it's stressing me out.
Like, I want to go.
I have such good loot.
You're like, not wanting to fight.
It's because I don't even have an AR.
I have a pistol.
You're still holding on to that pistol.
Yo.
You know that's the you problem, right?
Like, you chose to do that?
I want me to hit this first.
I wanted you to hit it first. You're the sacrifice.
I'm closer.
I just want to be on this rock.
I think we go the... Turn around. Turn around.
We go the other way. Turn around. We go the other way.
Okay.
Are you excited to play with strangers?
Not really, because like I was really excited, I was pumped and then you just made this game
so boring, I want to take a nap now.
I'm going to put the bush on you.
You're playing like an old man.
And then this stream sniper guy also, I was like, oh my gosh, I'm going to kill him.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Oh crap, they're gliding in on me, they're gliding in on me.
Oh crap. Oh crap.
He's one HP.
Travis. Nice, nice. Bunk me.
Here, here, eat this. Bunk me.
He made it coming. Right here.
Oh, you got crap going, bro.
Noice.
I don't know what to do with this.
This gold pistol is pretty legit.
Is it like a fire speed rape to kill all that jazz?
Everything.
They brought the heck out of it.
They buffed it.
It's still buffed.
I'm telling you, once people start using it, they're not going to stop using it.
It's going to be like, they can't go back.
Oh, yeah.
And then they're addicted.
Right, right.
Makes sense, makes sense.
I want to snipe someone.
I'm dropping one shot. I have eight. I'm okay. Thank you. Well, then how about I get some
serious? How about I get some? I have none because I was only at one and I switched
for a mask. I brought that four shots.
There you go.
Where?
I'll just have that rock.
How about I get some?
Where the heck are people?
I'm actually going to crash out.
If it's the gorilla that's last again,
I'm just shooting in the face.
We're going to give him the win.
No, because he's our good luck charm
and he deserves it.
But we have to find the gorilla now
kill the gorilla now slay the gorilla then I didn't know how and I didn't know how
oh look at that oh we need that we're bad okay
uh it's a joke oh wait maybe I'll finally be able to shoot someone right here
Where? Where? Oh. I'm gonna snipe him. Ready?
Wanna push him? Nope.
Dang, I missed. Someone's rebooting.
Yeah, see that. Let's go.
Reboot band!
Hello, sir.
Yeah, nice. Where you going? Where you going? Gotcha? Nice.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Good plays, good plays.
No, why is she do max ammo?
Wait, it was he'll is he'll wait. So she changes every game to
I get in the car give the car get in the car for real this time. Let me buy
I'm not gonna say you're in as we like over and over. Yeah, you better get up in the car boy
Cuz I will leave you. I will leave you. Yeah, I wish I had a cell for you by
You do have a cell for you by no, I gave it to you. Oh, well not so sounds like a personal problem
I bet there's a little island.
I bet you they're inside this little thingy.
Hmm.
How many people are even left?
Oh wait, they're over here.
There's five people.
There's a car over here too.
Little G-wagon over here by Bay.
Waa, waa, waa.
Yeah, they are on that little island.
I see one.
AAAAAAAA!
Oh, thank you. I think I found the guy.
In the dungeon, I just jumped I sling my body down here
He healed me too, man. Look he's right here. Oh
Oh, hey buddy.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Now the way, why'd you do that?
Aw.
An evil stream sniper.
Yeah, he's bad, he's a bad guy.
He's a bad dude.
How do you get out of here?
Take this zip line up.
There we go.
How'd it break you?
I got absolutely destroyed up here earlier by the way.
me too I'm going to have four bunks I know you what I don't know where they're
at over here no there's multiple they're also over here
cracks head full box when the shots your car I'm not gonna lie as much as I
love these guys I'm gonna need them to pipe down a little bit
they're up here by the way if you kick me out no you kick yourself out because
you don't know how to get in the core you see them shooting at us they're
already have a good up position mean when we uh shock him get
positioning yeah this is free this is free they just shot me
from somewhere are you sure look they're up top they're up top
this is free 20 40 60
yeah they're on that one yeah
and uh didn't know oh babe you remember that what I did to you
yesterday remember remember tell everybody everybody what I did
He made me play Sniper only 1v1 and then I did this to him a lot.
Headshot. Push, push, push, push.
Hey guys, how are you? How are you? Good? Yeah, I'm good to see you.
Okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice, nice, nice. We got a little scared, not gonna lie.
I'm not even joking you, I headshot him so much!
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
I'm gonna finish off the game with the pistol. There's a mythic AR here.
Oh, I haven't had this in so long. Wait, it's 2v1. Who's day? I'm going.
Wait, watch out, watch out. Damn, I'm getting crazy.
Alright, watch out. I'm a trick shot.
Oh, I landed it!
Tritchot!
Bang.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Keep them low, babe.
Keep them low.
Dang.
Do you have more shockwaves?
That one was so close.
Yeah, yeah, one.
Give it, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give.
We're in storm.
Get out of it.
Got it!
All right.
Where is he?
so close on that last one right here break his over shield you break the bomb we got all day
hey buddy i need a trick shot you for the people they said they're only gonna follow me
if i land a trick shot is he over there yes all right i'm going for it
I'm getting pretty low have you cracked his over shield yet?
Yeah, yeah, it's correct.
All right, here we go.
Dang, I couldn't see.
He's in this bucket right here.
Come on.
All right, boom, babe.
Trick shot!
360, no scope.
You know what?
I'm done with you!
Come here!
I
Check shot. You saw it see no scope. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You did. Good job
You all are here and you all saw it clip it. We're gonna put that one in the montage
One man's treasure only deal damage with legendary weapons or better and win
Does that mean
That means every gun you had this game that you don't damage with was a gold gun or better
I only had good stuff this whole game, and that's why I was begging my husband. Please let me fight
Please let me fight let me out of let me out of let me out of and he wouldn't and he wouldn't
No, I definitely did. Oh, you definitely didn't you're being a little scaredy-cat the whole time
Look at that. I love you. Bye
I
Think I switch hitting the like woman to do that right now, and then we're gonna go put strangers for a little bit
Make sure you switch accounts. Hey, don't tell me what to do
Don't tell me what to do I don't like it
Yeah
I
We're going to go play with strangers and we're going to try to get on a team with someone
with a mic.
If they don't have a mic, we do leave, okay?
Hello from France.
Oh, hi.
How are you?
Hi, how are you?
Hello from France. Oh hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? We probably won't be able to
do the skin redemption now, though, Keely. So you can either wait or ask for a refund
if you'll just comment what you want, like, hey, I'll wait or refund and then the mods
will take care of you okay? Because I'm not on my actual account so I don't have it right here.
Okay got it um Kuki you got it? Okay you can decide um whatever you want to throw.
All right. Are you guys excited? We're about to play with some strangers. Happy hasn't
jumped to this account in a while to play with strangers. So hopefully it goes well.
The issue is that we always have a hard time finding people with a mic, but today
we'll be different. Today we'll be different. She's gonna find everybody with a mic.
Every single person can have a mic that plays.
And then tomorrow we do have the tournament.
So make sure you guys are there for that tomorrow for the tournament.
We have a lot of streamers that are going to be competing.
There's $2,000 on the line.
And it's going to be one of the most interesting tournaments that I've ever seen.
Whenever people do tournaments, when it's like a duo's tournament, they are usually given a captain spot
and then they find somebody to be their duo partner. They pick their duo partner,
but we had it where they're going to be randomized. This is randomly going to get a new partner every
game. Every single game, each streamer is going to be dueled up with a completely different
streamer probably someone they've never met probably somebody they don't even get along with
maybe somebody that they uh do up with will be best friends or maybe they'll become best friends
it's going to be interesting be fun
did they listen to my ping they did nice they all have mics so i'm pretty sure happy will get at
least one of them to speak because they all have mikes but they're not speaking
there's one team that's here with us hopefully I can land on a gun all right
so we got a sovereign off the rip it's not bad
Oh there's three people. Oh three people. Oh this is not good. Oh dang it.
Break the breaker. Break the breaker. I need help. I need help. There's people on the way.
That's on my- I don't know. Oh no, I'm on one. Back up. Back up. I repeat. Back up.
They're thrashing me. They're gonna res them. Oh my gosh. They're two. They're double res them.
They're right there on my daggone body. Oh my god. I believe in you.
Oh my, be just in blood here. That's a totally different team.
Yo, Kemi, can you hear me? Come in.
I think you're finding bots over there, okay? You need to lock in.
Those guys in that house are real. R.E.A.
E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E, hell.
Oh, my gosh.
I told you, Kemi!
I guess okay it happens all right who do I need to watch now hey don't go in
there man you got a bush man down at the bottom yeah you see me bush oh you
just surprised walk upon oh my gosh oh that's the way we're better than the
door now brother they gonna be e-bombing all those we just got ourselves
clear. Are y'all playing? Y'all got max? Uh oh! Alright, so we're going to go ahead and
play with some strangers. If they don't have a mic, we do leave. Obviously none of them
had a mic, but they died immediately. So it didn't matter. It didn't even matter.
We can spectate these guys while we're ready that though.
Alright, I did change into these pants and I realized I should have been wearing this outfit the whole time. I should not have put jeans on.
Look how much cuter it looks.
And I'm more comfortable, so that's always great.
The jeans are cute but like they're not sitting jeans at all and I signed them for
two and a half hours.
Pardon me everybody. Yeah, pardon. Pardon me. Pardon does. I don't understand what
you're saying. You got thick accent, man. Where you want to go? I hate that place, but
I'll follow you to the Earth, man. What's your name? Who am I talking to? I wasn't the
one that marked it, but I'm ruckus. I wouldn't do ruckus. Welcome to I Heart 49 Radio. You
You are our first guest of the day.
Tell us live on I Heart 4-9 radio.
What do you love about 4-9?
Uh, yup, yup.
Take your time.
You're only costing us precious dollars here on the air.
Yeah.
Yeah, what would you what you would you come up with?
Yeah, I'm good.
What do you mean you're good? You don't you don't want to admit what you love about Fortnight?
You know, it's trying to concentrate.
Listen, it really is not a big deal. I mean, it don't make you less of a man to love Fortnight.
if you think it makes you more of a man
makes you makes you brave
all right Betty Crocker over here's down I'm gonna go get their cord all
right come on in with me I got protect y'all
they're in there they're in there careful ruckus push push push
Yeah, that was clean brother! Cleaner than my back end!
Alright, Rookies, get in there.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, Mini's there, Rookies, Mini's here. I'm gonna fart on you.
Hold still. Breathe it in.
Rookies, did you not like my heart fortnight radio bit?
Like, I was just trying to be funny, man.
like now you don't want to talk to me and I didn't mean to scare you oh I'll
don't go out there well I'll just back out all right I mean to be a bird
you're gonna get knocked one up there okay all right you need some you need
some gold to patch up
someone else killed him someone else killed him
I'm gonna read you then do it do it
huh
here's our oh my gosh oh my gosh help me
I've never felt more alive in my life.
There it goes.
I don't even know you laid out and even shoot you.
Come on, mate.
Are your butt cheeks as clenched as mine?
What's going on over here, Rutus?
Oh, no.
We're in a shock on him, though.
Oh, he's jumping the wall.
She's here.
Turn around.
No, it's good.
I know he's mad.
What'd you say?
I run there and shot a guy.
I got four dang old bullets left in me.
He's in this room.
30? Yeah, he is.
I kill him. I kill him.
This is like, this is funner than fire, brother.
She's getting you.
We don't have to put her down.
Sorry.
Oh my gosh, they're coming.
They're coming.
Be prepared.
We all hit it at the same time.
Be working.
Hey, so what do you normally do?
What do you normally be playing pool night on?
I'm playing PS5.
Oh, nice, nice.
And you like that on high knocked him knocked him
I'm looking for his daygum body brother
Just kill myself
Wait, let me get in the truck rocker pick me up
Once up
All right, well that's only everybody now. No no no that's gonna make too much
bad come no like far too bad for take me kids yes he predictable coming right now
oh my gosh yes he says tomorrow all right sorry for yelling at you guilty
okay yeah thank you give me oh my gosh I don't want to party no more
Oh, money.
Oh, brother, that's so many people.
72 and K-pop.
Crocker, you're killing it, brother.
Yeah!
Oh, my days, we're getting so many rating points right now.
I think we need to dance, whew.
Y'all are quiet, y'all are real quiet.
Y'all are real quiet.
Oh Forts, get off of me Bruno Mores, you're not even him.
Oh my gosh, how many people are we going to have to kill before we can leave this place?
Oh my gosh!
Open the door, open the door.
Throw your body this way. Come here, come here.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Come here, come here, come here.
All right, here we go.
All right.
They're good.
Knock it out of here.
Come on, we gotta run.
Boogie, boogie boys, boogie.
Change.
Yeah, you broke it's this isn't a good time to ask you you got any heels. I
Do not you send get some quick 500 gold and your team in the back. All right. I'll just eat this. They're molly these mushrooms
Seems right just eat some shrimps
No big
How can you believe we did so amazing we have like electricity in our veins.
Don't you think?
Word.
Oh, is that us doing that?
Can we be friends forever?
I get the feeling you don't like me very much and that makes me kind of sad.
Did you just laugh when I said that?
You did! You did! You did it!
Oh! Oh my days are the core on me!
Wait they just rebooted too. Hey who are you? Crockett, there's some truck weights right here.
Cronk it! Lady Cronker! Don't give them bad gum shockwaves!
Oh my gosh. They don't want them. They don't want them. Shockwaves for somebody.
Well...
I'm really bad at that. Your bad guy's in the core right here.
Oh, I made him angry.
I made him angry.
Guys, guys, guys, I made him angry.
I'm out of this stuff.
I'm out of this.
I got you killed, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna fucking meet you if you don't keep talking. I just can't think. Oh, I just can't think and I'm so negative because my teammate just is asking for some conversation
don't you need me do it do it move me do it Jesus did you do it
Excuse me did you do you do it like yeah like you're the only one day gone do
something right here I'm out here sweating my mind you better end all
and they got you
it's an important wait for me guys
I'll be right there hold on I do
understand how me happen a lot could be distracting that's my fault
I'm sorry you just you ramp me up
I mean yell at you like that I just got a little excited
hold on a second because you're right here
Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it, but I'm gonna hold on. I'm gonna go out and fly in
You're not distracting you can do this. Oh my god. Chelsea. You're so nice to me
Thank you for saying that
Okay, oh god, oh god watch this
You bet you ain't never seen nobody do that before oh my gosh
So what I'm going to do, I'm going to get you back right there.
Oh my goodness, where's she hiding me out?
Okay, there's some doodles right there.
The odds of them jumping me are high.
So here's the plan.
We're going to put that right there.
Okay.
Okay, you're watching I'm put this right here you're watching yeah watching my kids
and if you see me die tell my children I love them you promise I promise I'm
scared we did it see you Wow welcome back we're from back
here buddy I couldn't done that without you honestly you really just thank you
thank you you're welcome you're welcome here's a here's a mask here's some
dual shotguns here's some more dual shotguns don't be scared back here we
got vehicles let's get healthy but does do it you know I think about remember
you tell me not to be scared I'll come pick you up baby doll okay all right
okay all right I'm out of line nobody Taylor but I think I'm scared
No, I didn't hear you, Stephen.
Oh, God, all right.
I thought I muted, you know?
Pretty sure I did, yeah, right, right.
Oh, Kelsey.
All right, here we go.
I'm coming in behind you.
Give me that two-two.
Let me hear that beep, beep.
Crocky, get in the car.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Nope.
We're running.
Got a little fart cloud. I'm a fellow honest y'all gonna breathe that in in a minute. All right. I'm gonna lock the windows
And you're not gonna be able to
All right, there's a boss guy back here
Can I show you where I live yet
Yeah, we're gonna have a house party
Yeah, cuz I knew you the bathroom you can just do it right here. I think I got a water bottle back there
Okay, yep. Yeah
I
Don't really got double ply pull Piper. Hey, you know you're gonna have to use a lot
Yeah, that whole world
There's a bush back here if you're like a bush kind of guy or Gale.
Guys, that Kelsey saved the day because Ruckus was like, I hate you.
Rightfully so.
And then Cal's getting into being so nice. She's like, you're not destroyed. Yes, I am. Yes, I am
Yes, I am
Okay, let's go pick a mango
Here we go
Yeah, I think yeah, I think it was just it was overwhelming because like we fought
What is that?
10 people in 10 seconds and we were just fighting fighting fighting fighting and then and we all just kept dying
So it was a lot
But now he's still here. I'm what's on here
Her barrels in there. Yeah, wait a minute. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right team. Yeah. Yeah
Can I just say man we really came back from that didn't we it was looking absolutely
It was really devastating.
It was looking like stage 4 bunions up in here, man. It was not good.
And yeah, here we are. Bigger, better, faster, stronger. I don't know how much day it's gonna go.
Y'all got maybe you come up in this thing, you know, the little ching.
Yeah, we have 205.
All right, I can loan you something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right?
I mean, you gotta dance for it on the table, preferably.
Okay, I'll take it.
Yeah.
Yeah, Arke.
You didn't quite do good enough for those.
Sorry.
Sorry, I didn't mean to get you hooked up. Not quite.
You excited?
I'm gonna go get the truck and I'm gonna pick your bug back up.
Do we have enough to hire this lady?
I'm 292.
That ain't enough lady, you're broke.
You didn't dance long enough, you know?
I tried. Apparently I did, you know, you dropped some shawty.
Yeah, we're pushing this guy. Come on, Kels, let's go.
Oh my gosh, no we're not. No we're not.
He'll stay in the car. Stay in the VD.
Wait, one of them's lighting.
Ah, they're seeing it through the floor!
Dagummit! Ruckus!
You okay?
One's not.
Okay, that's the energy I was looking for
I'm not pushing that oh we got a little creep right here 100
Oh
Someone lay me behind this hold on come back
you got your ammo yeah you got a dance for it
I'm joking I'm just okay okay that that works that were oh my gosh
Okay, plan is going bad real fast get up in it time boy
Like your house is bad
what y'all behind me fall me like little ducklings I'll be your ugly duckling
mama you don't like
I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't they got I am on here you take
that that wingsuit right there you take that wingsuit
They're here. What the heck? Where the heck did she come from?
Behind you behind you
I sold I shared I raised I far I bought
I shared more, I razzed, I sold.
That's greedy big back as a seller.
Thank you, Kelsey, for being so fun.
I appreciate you.
Sorry we lost that.
Yeah, it's not your fault.
I don't even know where they even come from.
Okay, first of all, they all of a sudden
just saw me with their eyeballs.
I used your bunkers, man.
And then they just kept cooking me over and over again.
I know.
Try to go there save you but then turn in the two then three then four and six seven
Dang nine by me. That was crazy. You're the best in the whole wide world. Thanks for goofing with me
I hope you're the best day of your life
Yeah, no, you don't love her.
I'd kiss her on the mouth, Bubbles and Mary.
Oh, my gosh, what is this?
Don't send me stuff.
I don't like it.
Ew.
Yeah, and I'm not going to say thank you.
I'm not like if you think I'm going to thank you for that.
They weren't able to see it why oh
Well
Hashtag ungrateful I'm gonna go dance
I
Um, by the way, those gifts were from me to me.
So before you think that I really am some ungrateful, greedy big back who doesn't say
thank you, you would be right.
Oh, you would be right
That is exactly what I do and who I am to my core. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. King karsten zero. Thank you for the follow
psychosis
Dibba go thank you for the follow
Chanel with a bunch of hand hearts. Oh my gosh, you're the best
The only time I actually am yeah, I'm on some of the study Buscadis when y'all try to give me more cats because
It's just it's just a unnecessary waste and I don't want you guys to waste your v-bugs
You should be getting yourself something. Do you fake your lobby?
I think you're like spamming that Carson 21947 and I don't know you don't even understand what you're saying
What does that even mean?
Do I fake my lobby?
What is that huh?
Huh, well could that if you mean like do I go into a fake lobby to play fortnight and
And lose you did just watch me lose, right?
Y'all are weird so weird
Weirdos weirdos
Spread the rumors
Make this
For Valentine's day, I'm gonna wear this what? I think that's all I had
that's lovey-dovey and then I'll put on the pink ones because that's lovey-dovey
I'm gonna leave my same pickaxe but I wonder if I have a heart. Dude I don't know what I do
Chloe thank you for two months of love and support and landing pants
Oh boy get there son!
Hiya doll.
Are you a miced up teammate or not?
Oh hi, how are ya?
Hi.
So like where do you like to be?
Where do you like to go?
Um, we can go to Claus.
Oh, my goodness.
Sun's out.
Claus out.
Am I right?
My name's Janice, by the way.
What's yours?
And this?
No.
Janice.
Sorry.
I have an insufferable list.
It's bad.
I'm good. What do you want me? Arista cat? What did you say? Ricky? Ricky! Oh I love
that name. I have a cousin named Ricky. Yeah. He helps run the family business. Hell yeah.
I can't tell you what the family business is about though.
Oh, it's fine.
Yeah.
I have to be very careful what I say on the internet.
I have this for you.
Oh.
Which one of these guys is real?
I think both are.
Oh.
I'm in a hobby.
Your skin is so scary.
I
He's one I promised I promise he's taking a mini yeah
You want this come here you want this come here come here come here come here
Want this all right now watch your back. Yeah, I guess stick it and I'll tell you
Right that's that guy's a bot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Oh hold me. I don't like, I don't like these.
Are you mad in your brain? You don't like a bad gun?
I like that gun you dropped. That's my favorite gun.
You're weird. I like it.
What do you play on?
PC.
Oh, see one of those.
Oh, those.
Yeah, that's unfortunate.
You know, you know what I mean, I don't know what you mean, you know what I mean, like what are those?
I don't know what side you said it not me
You stinky it's just me and you you don't got a lie
You want these barrels
Um, yeah, actually now you can take them. I have a turker. I'm not a turker, you know?
Yes, sir.
Yes, uh, alright, so if I find one of those that are real good, you're gonna want them.
That's what you're telling me?
I don't want them.
You don't want a real good tack?
AR?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you liked the dragon across here.
No, I know I'm placing an order for you. I'm placing an order so you want to tag A.R.
And what else you want?
Just a sniper.
Oh, you like a sniper?
Okay.
And then, then, then, uh, I need A.R. bullet.
Oh, I'm a little broke. You like a pump?
I'm purple one.
I think we got a really good boat.
Oh my god.
I'm feeling bold, brave and beautiful.
Yeah, come on, let's go shopping over here.
It'll be so fun.
If you could go shopping right now, what would you get?
Would you get like a...
like a hotdog? Would you get like a food?
Would you get shoes? Would you get...
What do you want?
You need something?
Go shopping together what you need. I got you on me
You need a new charger for your phone. No, I always lose those
You need a coffee
You don't drink coffee do you
only cold break my heart and call me Nancy there's no way you'd like hot
coffee yep yeah cuz you never had mine if you had my coffee I'll tell you what
I had an iced coffee yesterday and it just was so I don't know it's just like
I feel like it just doesn't hit the spot I feel like ice coffee is always too
sweet. It's like a sweet treat. Yeah. I like it as bitter as my mother, you know?
Oh, I understand. Oh. Oh, a creeper van. I don't know. That's sure. Security rides.
I've seen one of these posted out of my cousin Ronald's
real apartment boy.
Who's that man? I'm pushing.
I'm not even scared.
You go on the other side and we'll have a dance potty.
Man, you don't know about the dance potty?
I don't know.
Actually? Oh my gosh, okay, stand on the dance floor
and we're gonna compete. One, two, three, dance.
Work it, work it, work it, work it.
I won!
Uh-uh.
Yeah!
I'm a better dancer than you, sorry, D'all.
I love that.
Did you just love that?
The whole experience?
That was interesting.
I love teaching new things to new people.
Oh, you got them.
You're in the weird man.
The weird man, I'm being kidnapped I'm in the back
Look I'll stick my head up the window help help
This man is taking me somewhere
There were no puppies in his car
Where's the chocolate I don't see any truck that guy's
Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a bar.
Oh, what's it mean?
We should dance on him.
Oh, they're flying in! They're flying in!
Perfect. I love that.
It's called aura.
Wait, does the purple sniper up here if you want it?
Yeah.
Oh, damn.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gaze.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. What happened?
Did you hurt him?
Yeah, he's low.
I got him! I got him!
I can't keep doing that.
Should I just hit find the sniper?
I forgot I'm not warmed up.
I have to reload.
He's trying to snipe me.
Is this your friend?
Uh-uh.
I think I hit.
I don't think he's over right, but...
Oh my gosh.
Oh, I'm getting GSE.
Oh, I forgot to tell you when I get scared, I get gassy.
It's OK.
Oh, I might fall.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, my gosh.
I think I'm going to do it.
Oh, close the ears if you never had a lady do this.
Oh, my god.
Oh, man.
It happened.
Did you hear it?
Oh, my god.
Did you hear it?
Please tell me you didn't hear that.
No, no.
Oh, man.
Oh!
Oh man.
It's happening again.
He's far enough side.
I got him.
Reg, well, I want him.
Give me a little boy.
Oh, dude.
Oh, it's surprising I don't fit in.
I haven't been done that.
Oh, 45 wide.
He accidentally did that wrong.
Don't judge me, OK?
That's okay, I don't know why I couldn't see it.
When doing so horrible, you've stressed me out!
Where's the ad? Behind me? In front of me?
I don't know.
Okay, I'm just gonna get you back. I miss ya.
I miss your soul, B-ad.
Uh-oh.
Ah, crap, it's a few-
Oh!
What was that? I'm a little haughty herein.
I first came right, I didn't even get one left.
Minutes!
My grandmother used to...
Oh my gosh!
Will you play with me again?
Will you stay with team?
I think he left
I've never been more aggravated in my life that guy was like two HP like three different times and
Tell me what if there was any audio at all by the way any audio at all. Did you hear a shockwave?
Did you hear a mask
Notice all the sudden he's on my body
He was not on top of the car.
He was born yesterday, pink.
The heck?
He wasn't in the car either.
Honey, when at what point do you think that I don't know that there are a delightful?
You don't think that I see 3,000 people saying 1.1, 1.1, 1.1, 1.1, dance woman, dance lady,
get up and dance little girl, dance for us, dance right now, dance, dance, dance, you're
a liar, dance, dance, dance, dance.
And then you feel it necessary to go, there aren't no like all.
Really, really, really, really, really.
Whatever, get up and dance with me though at least.
Come on, come on.
This is what you call all about that base.
You can do the exact interpretation
or you can do whatever base means to you, all right?
Let's dance together though, shall we?
Mm-hmm.
Don't forget we have the new emo on this channel,
okay?
You really do be treating your fans like crap, huh?
You why?
I mean, if that's how you feel, probably I probably do do that.
I probably do take y'all for granted, I probably do be doing that, but just to clarify, I
was talking to my husband, so I treat my husband like crap.
Just so like, just don't get it twisted.
You know what I mean? I treat my husband like crap.
I feel like I love y'all pretty good, you know?
I feel like...
You admittedly treat my crap as crazy.
I could treat him better,
but also I think the problem
is that he willingly and knowingly does things
That he knows is just not good.
It's just not good.
And to be honest, I feel like y'all are just out here just waiting to get yelled at.
Like you want to.
You're like, well, I wonder what I can say today to get happy to yell at me.
Happy, your hair, your hair is just like, it's raised a little bit on the left hand side of the corner of your armpit.
arm pet happy happy happy the audio happy the audio happy happy you look
tired today
hey you got a mic hi hey hey you got a mic
Hey, alright, I'm leaving, I love you, love you, bye.
So that's Big Mike, gone country, but also gone like Big X the plug, because that first
A, kind of sounded like a dinner bed.
It kind of sounded like this.
Big mic with a mic.
The biggest and the largest.
Mm-hmm.
What time is the event?
Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
Eastern time.
Big event.
Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
Eastern time.
You have to do it.
A happy live event.
So big mic the plug big in the plug, you know, he's like big X the plug as big in the plug. Yeah, you big mic again, maybe big Mike with a mic.
He's a nerd one.
It's always so much pressure.
I sometimes like to like read the name and like feel like the feelings, right?
I'm ready to write now by the way, so I just don't want you to see what I'm doing.
But I don't know.
I just like to feel like, is it a guy?
Is it a girl?
Is it countries?
Is it a kid?
Like what's going on?
Also, creator Cody races every two weeks.
You can see right there.
It says none, which is rude, because who the heck is none?
None is nobody.
One is 100% of what you purchase in Fortnite goes 100% to Epic.
But if you have a creator that you like, even if it's me, you can support that creator by
putting their code in.
And I really appreciate everyone who does this.
Just like that.
Now, down there, it doesn't say none, it says happy, happy gal.
And if you purchase anything from the Fortnite Atom Shop, I get 5% and then Epic gets
the rest.
And that's pretty amazing.
That's pretty amazing.
And I'm pretty grateful.
Don't forget to use credit code happy happy guy for an atom jump
Anyways
What were you even talking about put me in a game for night
We in a game
hey hey yo bless you Grammy Grammy's a sneeze yo little further you got a
mic please tell me you might don't mean it's hard out here without if you ain't
got one I'm gonna get you I'm all I'm gonna leave
it could be big Mike a little bird you know what I'm saying it's not about my
either you will be stinky spade. Thank you for five gifted.
So
kind of craze kind of craze.
Guys, do you miss squad ranked?
I'm just so surprised that that's not a thing.
So it's like, didn't squad used to be or excuse me, ranked used to be
Solo duo trio squad and then now it's just either solo or duo
Stephanie with five gifted to so we got Katie and stuff
It's kind of weird think talk y'all are almost like like I'm gonna do that in just a second little stick
Hey, you got a mic?
I've been trying to get on a game and nobody's telling me what's going on and then they just
die.
It's confusing.
You named Ninja like D Ninja?
You know that guy?
I'm going to be honest, if you don't got a mic, I'm going to back out.
This is like my fourth time trying.
I don't want to leave you without a T, mate.
Just crank it on. Turn it on, mate!
Do it!
He left.
I literally even showed that he had a mic. I was so hopeful.
Shut your face!
Katie with five gifted, Stephanie Gubb with five gifted, Stephanie 24 with 10 gifted.
Excuse me.
What? What? Wow.
I don't know why I did that, no.
Please forgive me.
confused about what just happened and so am I let's go ahead and do like well
like oh my gosh hi teammates do you have like a mic because like oh my gosh if
you don't I'll just leave now cuz I don't want to like leave you but like I
totally need to gossip that I have piping hot tea that I need to tell
someone or I'll explode
my gosh please turn on your mark I'm gonna freak out myself I'm gonna freak
come on come on come on come on come on come on
hello hello hello hello hello I remember how that's had okay love you
Goodbye!
Can you hear me?
Dang it!
Nobody is talking, bro!
No, Lauren!
Fuck it.
Try again.
I believe this is gonna be the one.
I
Y'all are just tuning in what we're doing is playing with strangers
We're gonna load into a dual fell squad fill whatever fell game see if they have a mic if they have a mic
Let me say we played we talked to him
We just cut up act up and act full and they don't have a mic we do leave all right
Hi, howdy howdy howdy howdy Mike check one two
Let me know if you got a mic if you can hear me
Let me know mr. Hunter. I
know cover hunters
Family name passed down through generation and generation
How you doing, man?
I'm just looking for a teammate who's
Who's ready to rock and roll? You know I'm saying I know she's turning your mic on so I think you got it in you
So you're out paying
Unless you won't do I'll let you I'll let you I came in a little hot. That's my fault
Come on
You got three seconds to speak around leaving
Come on come now come down right here
Yeah, I hate to tell you this man, but it's been hard out here, you know what I mean?
Hear me, Hunter?
Hunter Green?
John Hunter, John Hunter, John 316?
You know?
How many days a week you'd say, how many days a week?
What do you think, Hunter?
Do you go hunting?
Hunter. Hunter, I see that you did not have a mic. Now you do, Hunter. Please don't mess
with me there. I am not the one. You know? You can't double hop scotch me. Ain't nobody
quite like me. I'm out to show you how great I am. I got a new plan. I'm just
I'm gonna close my eyes and I'm gonna say to you whatever I got going on, you know what I mean when I close my eyes.
Wait, just kidding, I can't say that.
Oh my-
Oh yeah!
Yup.
yep oh what you think you just come over here be all prickly pie I'm trying to
get me little boy
all right I think I got you enough dead gum right points I'm gonna go ahead and
back at now because you ain't talking to me and you know I feel like I can do
whatever I want to do. Hunter can you see me can you hear me Hunter can you
Crouch if you can hear me. Hunter stand up if you're a kid. Wait again. Wait. Okay.
Spin around if you're an adult. Oh my god. You're a grown man with no heads at
Mike. Oh my days. How are we supposed to win this
Is that gum game if you can't hear what I say?
Okay.
Look, I know, I know you got a mic.
Yes you do, yes you do, yes you do, yes you do,
yes you do.
Quit saying no, yes you do, yes you do.
Yeah, you heard that?
Mommy, we can hear you right now.
I can hear you breathing in my ear. You forgot to mute little boy.
You know who I am.
Dang it. You know who I am? Why are you taking all that?
That's impressive. I'm not going to lie. 6-7, you know what I mean?
Can you squat down? Squat down if you know who...
Stand up! I'm asking a question to you.
brought down if you know who I am
they end up a no
yet
hunter
and up
if my name starts with an h
you don't know
now see you don't even know who i am your line your line
your line
you just get it's only been a
Now I gotta get you that gum wind.
Eat these.
I made them for you.
Nice and special, my special recipe.
Wanted someone to talk to, now I gotta be all alone.
No one here beside me.
I'm going to make Hunter listen to me sing.
Hunter?
That's very nice of you.
I will take care of it.
Here's the thing.
All right, ready?
Can you slide to the left?
Right.
Now can you slide to the right?
All right.
Can you crisscross?
this time. He's so goofy, brother. He's so goofy. Come on. They don't shop waitin'
there for you. Airbook clip your hands. You know what? I think I like it better
with my teammates. Don't talk back. I got to say everything I want to say. And
you just gotta listen to it. You don't even get a choice. You can't even tell
me to shut up you like this time
all right but this is a dead gum right game I'm over here with great door
shotguns we we dying on top
I ain't looking good, mate.
Oh, all right.
So when you leave, what I need from you, what I need from you when you leave is a warning,
okay, Hunter?
You can't just be leaving me like that.
Maybe like a pain.
Maybe come, come tap me on the shoulder and be like, Haley-Wan, I'm heading out perfect.
that's what I like to see. That's what I like to see, sir.
All right guys, I'm going to go. Oh, shop waves, shop waves.
Nope. All right, what's the, I'm going to shop and
you can't even tell me no. See how I don't have to
have to pay cuz I've got a voice and I use it. Wingsuit, wingsuit. Interesting. Hey can
I have a loan of like, wait never mind I don't need your money. I need your dirty
money. I know how you get that. I know how you get your money. I don't want that.
You're a big pot, ain't I?
You're on fleetfinder.com.
Okay, come on.
Prepare for launch.
We are clear.
Okay!
Yeah, I am getting kind of lonely, I'm not going to lie.
If I were the only person alive in the world, I think I would actually cry.
I would.
I would not be okay because who would, who would, who would cry?
Do anything
Hi Hunter hi Hunter hi Hunter uh
Crouch if you if you're actually a hunter
I'm dying you do haunt you be hunting all right stand back up stand back up stop you don't listen
Take me out on a hundred leaves a crowd. Have you ever hunter? Have you ever eaten a deer before?
100 100 100 stand up stand up you ever had you ever had alligator before oh my
dies 101 of them real country boys country boy can't survive that's a song
that plays when he gets a phone call country boy can't survive I think we're
winning this game I don't see I don't see a path nothing but yet to victory
you know. Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, you ever had them daygum frogbanks? Ewww! I
knew you were weird. Ewww! Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter,
Have you ever had bird, fish, cow, cow tongue, cow, uh, never mind.
Uh oh. I'm gonna kill him, don't you worry. Are they on that guy? Oh, he just fell off.
He bumped his head, I'm going in. Hey, there's nothing you can do to save your teammate,
I'm sorry.
There's just nothing you can do.
Yeah, yeah, he's a goner.
Oh my, I'm so bad.
Here he is.
He's scared.
It's okay.
Oh, you took me with you.
Ugh.
Come on, Dag, I mean, stop doing that.
I got her, I got her!
Honor!
Oh, you let that little Christmas tree get you?
oh you're so goofy for that you can't let him get you like that come on hunter
Graham Graham
noise i need some shock waves
I
Leave it is shook waves right here. Yeah. Yeah
Skinny oh
Honey, they're gonna try and get you dad. Got me
Hi
Where are you running?
Yeah, yeah, I did a guy's name with bullfrog
Jibba die was bullfrog
You ever had bullfrog before
Alright, don't you worry don't be embarrassed hunter. I'm gonna bear
Let's get you locked in you got it. I'm gonna throw this at you. You stay in that little cloud. You just sniff that up, okay?
You'll be alright
All right, also the storm's coming. They say you got you about me didn't get up up on it
Get up up on hey
guys what else do I ask what kind of questions do I give hunter I want to know hunter a little
more it's good to know him what do we need to know about hunter hunter be careful my
They up there.
All right, you can look and get it.
Oh, die gun!
I'm not a shooter, right?
Right in there, just like we're hunting.
Pull.
We're like, what's that thing called, skate shooting?
I got him.
Yep, yep, yep.
Ooh, yeah.
Really oh my god, I was talking to you Hunter. Oh
Oh
Wait for me
Hey, hey, I got scared me understand it
sit in
And then they didn't end up
turner
Hi
like day
Hunter hunter hunter hunter hunter stand it. Okay. All right. Hey, are you 20 years of age or younger?
It's a squat.
All right.
Are you from the age to 21 to 25?
26 to 32.
All right.
Okay.
26 to 30.
All right, all right.
Are you 26?
No.
27?
28, 29, oh God, there you go, we were, Hunter's 29, enjoys hunting and long walks by the river.
Hunter, Santa, Hunter, are you married?
Hunter is unavailable, call off the dogs, Hunter is happily married, Hunter, you
that children. Hunter has dogs! How many dogs you got? You got dogs? You got hunting dogs.
You got...sheesh! You ready to fly? Spread these wings like eagles? I'll prepare for launch.
I don't think Hunter's got no dag gum rocket launcher. I landed us right in the teeth.
I miss every shot! I'm gonna shoot you straight!
Shaaaaaay!
And there's been a pleasure playing this game with you.
You're the most fun teammate I've had all day. You can even say a word.
I didn't come out while Uncle Anne liked cockroaches. See him?
Awesome.
Here we go.
Hunter, lean up. Hunter, squat down if you're having a good time.
Yeah, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too.
Maybe you made, oh, you made my day. Over out here, behind us.
I'll let you kill that guy, it's all yours. Shoot right there behind, yep.
Dad, come on, they stole it from us. Hunter, you let them just steal that. We got some bees.
I'm going to jack him up.
Oh, there he is.
Up top, on the roof.
Yep, they're gone.
Yup.
Say the word, man.
I'll push in.
You know what I mean?
I'll go.
I heard them real good.
I like how you're standing out here open. I might do that too.
No way they can get me.
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You can't end up seeing nothing through this smoke! Who got it with you?
PDA!
Oh, they gotta move.
Yup.
If they gotta move, we're gonna shoot them in the face.
Right there, come on down.
Let's go!
Hunter, we did it!
Let's go!
Oh, thank you so much for that game. I really appreciate you. I hope you had a blast. I
did. Hunter.
Okay, so I went ahead and gave Hunter a code word and if Hunter shows up with that code
word we're gonna gift him a mic. We're gonna gift him a headset that has a mic so that
We can talk to him.
But we gave him a code word.
Hopefully he shows up.
Okay.
So we're going to keep an eye out on, on TikTok purple apps.
See if we can see that code word.
How exciting.
Yay.
Also though, maybe he just didn't want to talk to me.
He probably doesn't have one.
Yeah.
This is my undercover account.
That way, uh, people don't know that because it says happy happy gal.
We don't want them to be like, oh my gosh, it's happy, duh,
because it says happy.
We try to go undercover and then make it a little less obvious.
He said frogs, then that's not the good word.
Frogs is not the good word, but nice try.
Nice try.
Noise.
Maybe you're looking on both, yeah?
Nice.
Now we gave him a code word.
Hopefully he stay, I said, if you can hear me, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I did offer both. Yeah. Yeah, you were listening to me say it, though. So I thought that you knew that.
knew that. Anyways, well, Hunter, if you are out there on TikTok, go to go to Twitch,
go to Problop, because I can't DM you on TikTok. So, guys, stop sign. Let's stop sign. We need
the code word from Hunter. And if we don't get the code word from Hunter, then Hunter
and show up and that's okay. That's fine. Okay. Tomorrow we have an amazing awesome event going on.
Live event from happy happy gal to you at 7 p.m. Eastern time. We have the first ever Valentine's
Day blind date tournament. We have a lot a lot of creators who are going to ready up at 7 p.m.
Eastern time for duo fills and they will be given a random other streamer creator and they're gonna
have to see is there chemistry do they vibe is the blind date going well will it be a second date
did it go horribly wrong and now they hate each other we'll have to find out if you want the tea
you want the
hunters unite no guys if the code was given we'll let you know but like you're just gonna
to have people in here guessing the code and they're not going to.
He knows the code word and we'll let you know if we find him.
Okay.
Love you.
What?
But anyways, super fun.
Super fun.
I'm super excited about it.
Tomorrow at seven PM Eastern time.
Gonna be a little bit skinny.
So how do you not have any pimples?
You're saying it's perfect.
I do appreciate that in my life that I don't have pimples, but I have a
lot of other problems, right?
Like yesterday I had diarrhea all day like water out of my butt all day and I was out on the town
Like I was in public places so like I had to use public restrooms all day yesterday, and it was so bad
Like my pain in my stomach
awful
He's here
Hunter welcome. He came
Yeah
It's our friend. Oh
How awesome is that?
He's here and we will be gifting him a headset for his patients with me and also so hopefully he
can chat to his teammates if he ever wants to do that. Yay! How exciting. Junior, Sutton,
Pro, thank you for the follow. We've got blood following as well. Yeah, the code word was banana
muffins. Yes, no, but I say that because they don't compare yourself, right? Like,
like don't compare yourself.
Everybody has some kind of problem.
Nobody is perfect, right?
So don't compare.
It is what it is, right?
So like pimples are a totally normal thing that people get.
So is diarrhea, I think.
Right?
I think, but you're perfect just the way you are, so.
I appreciate you.
All right.
Ain't no tube, but again, do it.
Let's try to do this one more time.
What do you guys think?
Maybe two more times.
Maybe no more times.
I don't know.
We'll see.
Item shop?
Ooh, not for a while.
Like I mean, girls, I have really bad breath in the morning.
I haven't seen me girls in a long time.
But like I do, I don't know.
I don't know what that means.
Some people do have really bad breath in the morning.
Some people have really bad breath the whole day.
And there's not like a whole lot they could do about it.
It's like a medical thing, kind of sucks.
Did you guys see the Michael?
Okay, awesome, thank you.
I've seen me in girls, I think twice.
Lentor, you have a DM for me here on Twitch, okay?
Check it.
I
Oh my gosh, you have a lazy lock step Naomi, Texas, she's just better Mark will thank
you for following me.
I'm obviously not 40 but you don't have to ride or die for me so hard you know like it's not a big deal if people think I'm 40 hey that's amazing look at me living my dream at 40 if people think I'm 30 20 100 look at me live in my dream at that age people think that's a dig and it's really not look at me alive
driving and happy and blessing like other people with just my presence because I'm
perfect
oh my gosh guys is my mic working today
Oh my gosh, hi. You have a beautiful laugh.
Thank you.
Of course. My name's Brittany, by the way.
Brittany. Yeah.
Nice to meet you, Brittany.
Thank you. Nice to meet you, too.
What's your name?
Uh, Phal.
Phal? Phalke?
Ah!
Sorry, hi.
What's your name, Leo?
Oh my gosh, he was like so high.
And then I grew up.
Oh my gosh.
I don't think we're not a full team, but like I think the energy that we bring is going to overwhelm our opponent.
I agree.
I agree. Yeah. Wow. I just won my last game too. It was so cool.
Nice. Yeah. Here. Dreamworks, Dreamworks, Dreamworks, Dreamworks.
Oh my gosh, do you know about Dreamworks? Dreamwork production. There you go, King. Put that on your head.
I got a bunch already.
But can I see?
Uh, let me see.
Ugh!
No, no, no, I want, I want this one.
I want to be a part of that number, you know what I mean?
That number.
Yeah. Like, I want you to be like,
wow, Micron would number 440, whatever that's at.
Now, what's that one check, Brittany?
Now that one chick
How in the world do you get that money?
I didn't complain this
Like I'm telling you when you complex my eyes were like kind of big
I was like really skeptical and then like they could it could go on up so fast
Oh, like I'm actually getting bigger and bigger and bigger and then my eyes were like so big
I cannot believe it's just going
I like you to play for night. Oh my gosh. I'm like an OJ.
You're an OJ? Yeah, chapter four.
Nice.
Right, yo.
I'm an OJ. You haven't played in chapter one.
Oh, that's weird.
Mm-hmm.
like have you ever seen a movie like bed time stories?
what movie?
Adam Sandler.
Oh with Adam.
Why do you even like a first name basis with him?
Oh my gosh do you know him?
Adam Sandler.
Oh.
I know who he is.
Yeah.
If you know him, you have to give him my info because I totally want to be an
I think I could do it.
What was that, I'm sorry?
You're trying to meet him?
I want to meet him.
Yeah, because I want him to be like, oh my gosh, let me put you in a movie.
Okay, in a movie.
Yeah.
I would take Leading Lady or Second Leading Lady or Thirdie Ben.
As long as I was leading my thing.
That'd be fun.
Yeah. You want to be my co-star?
Co-star in a movie?
Yeah.
Yeah. Why?
I can't act. I can't act. I'm not an actor.
Come on. Looks like play pretend.
We'll say your name.
Play pretend.
What? What? You said you're on a you're on happy gal for nice I don't know that means
That means is that what we're going to name the movie?
Oh, no.
Somebody just sent that.
What do you play on?
I know.
Somebody just sent that.
You're messing with my brain and I have a really small one.
So I guess some game I was playing with.
I was on my stream.
I guess that's crazy.
Did you know you watched streamers?
Not a lot.
I watched some of them.
Someone was pretty funny.
I mean, I should you like you like
Oh, yeah, yeah, I like props for you
And you think and you think that goes funny
Pop ring. No, I don't think he's funny. I actually like how he plays I learned a lot
He's more tactic
Yeah
Oh
Yeah, I'll have to look him up. He sounds like a great guy
Yeah
You know who I like watching
No, I don't think you've ever heard of him before I
Can't tell you I used to be a McFarney
Yeah
You know
Okay, okay, okay, and you know, we're doing it now.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Wait, they're re-booting.
Huh?
Uh-uh.
Okay, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you now.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I watch T-Pain.
T-Pain?
Oh, yeah, he's fine.
He's like, let me find you a drink.
Mim, babe.
you
The unlike now that's fun
Let me buy you a drink. Yeah
I hope you I like totally I have a Spotify. I can send you my version if you want to download it and like listen to it all the time
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I got you
Oh my gosh, did you have that?
Nah nah, yeah, I ran.
Here it's like I'm pushing.
Good to go there. Yeah, I'm here.
I'm just jumping them in the
butt. I killed Homer. Is that's
okay? I knew your crowns were
fake.
Uh oh, bad guys. Ow, ow, ow,
So if y'all just want to like run, run, I can crawl to a reaper fan.
I got out, I got out.
God dang man these guys are sweaty.
Run, run, run, no.
I'm totally about to res myself.
Do you want to like sing with me or something?
We dead, we dead.
Oh gosh, okay confession is I'm happy. Happy gal. Yeah. Oh, you're happy
Yeah, but you didn't say that I was a funny streamer that you watch I
Watched the old time. Yeah, but you I said who's you you watch you said prosper
He's a good guy. He's a good guy, but you know
What about me pal? What about me? He's gone. He's gone. He watched me all the time. And then he ran!
No, I love Bross Brink. But I was like, I was like, save me, save me. I thought he was gonna say someone like speed or like, like someone like a streamer.
streamer because he's like, I watch a little bit of streamers.
I like the funny, like funny stuff.
So I thought I was going to say like sketch.
And so I was like, when he, when he named one that was like four
night, I was like, you didn't say me.
Oh my gosh.
He was awesome though.
So this is a playing with stranger segment.
That's what we're doing.
We're just playing with strangers reacting to full put on different personas.
That was Brittany.
We're going to do one more.
you
Contradictory because now I probably made you uncomfortable
So when things get quiet I get a little I get a little gopher
Don't be shy I got everything
What's going on out here?
Oh yeah!
Don't worry, I will save you, Princess!
Oh, Princess, I will save you!
Oh, Princess, I will save you when I die trying.
Oh, Princess!
Oh!
Oh, Princess!
Oh!
Oh, what's that do?
There was no point they didn't have mics right like come on and they're all spectating me come on
Thank you so much for subscribing we have lab sunburn penguin with the gifted sub to
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showing up loving me and appreciate me appreciate that as well as Maximus and mom and Amber
you guys are goaded thank you for the love and support.
Oh crap.
All righty I think we just go straight into a game because you know obviously yeah there's
that so let's go ahead and dance and just get into it that was funny i hope i made them giggle
just a little i hope i made them giggle just a little we got a skin redemption do we do oh
dang i even forgot that was a scan mod said the person who did one earlier did they end up asking
for a refund. We get confirmation on that. They did. Okay, awesome. Perfect. I'm gonna
I like how I'm hearing you like it because my audio is all jacked over there on my other one.
Shake your hands, they bumpin'
Let the rhythm put you in a trend
You can dance, just move your feet
P.O.2, we've got to be bumpin'
This is my jam, get up off it, yo
Then just I'm about to make you dance
Shake your hands, they bumpin'
Let the rhythm put you in a trend
You can dance, just move your feet
P.O.2, we've got to be bumpin'
This is my jam, get up off it, yo
Get up on the go, and just, I'm about to make you dance.
Make you shake your pants.
They bumpin'.
Let the rhythm put you in a trend.
You can dance, just move your feet.
P.O.2, we've got to be bumpin'.
This is my jam.
Get up on the go, and just, I'm about to make you dance.
Thank you, shake your pants.
They bumpin'.
Let the rhythm put you in a trend.
You can dance, just move your feet.
I'm so silly right now.
Make you shake your pants.
All right, Carson, Squid and Brittany.
If we're not friends, I'll get you added.
If we are friends, you can request a drink in the lobby.
And then, oh my gosh, Commander, thank you so much for the raid.
Like that.
I really appreciate that welcome and welcome everybody I hope you had a wonderful stream
and I really appreciate the raid that was so kind of you squishy squids okay hey that's
a name you squishy you squids didn't have to cut me off like that
Am I spelling something wrong?
Oh, that's a squidy squid.
This is a phase of disbelief because what do you mean?
I am stupid.
Why would I have so certain that said squishy?
OK, OK.
I'm gonna take a nap or something. I don't know. I have no idea. Oh, gosh.
Is anybody else watching Beast Games, by the way? I won't spoil anything for you and keep that in mind.
Don't spoil anything for anybody else. We're watching season two right now.
And man, if it didn't take a month to record that, I feel like I would love for my husband and I
to be on something like that. I just want it. Oh my gosh. I feel like we would do a good job,
But also probably not because like.
I don't know.
Y'all, y'all feel like like we all have that like ego in us is like, I could do that.
Yeah, but if I did these games again, it takes over like a month.
They were in that city or something.
And like, I couldn't stream.
I couldn't live stream.
I imagine not having me for a month.
Crazy.
Pre-record a month of streams?
That just doesn't work, cuz like updates and stuff with the game?
Oh yeah, no you're done.
Yeah, yeah, I can't do that.
Maybe I could be like one of his videos.
They said that he's based out of North Carolina.
I was like what, really?
When we went up there to the headquarters I was like, um, you wanna like, like, let
him know, let him know.
I'll do it.
I'll do it for y'all.
Hey, stinky butts, I'm here.
I'm here.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh, we're here.
Hey, stinky butts, I'm here.
Hello.
How are you guys today?
Oh my gosh, I'm literally so nervous right now.
Oh, hi, squishy squids.
I'm such an idiot.
I was like, oh, it's sweaty.
me up and falling like why is she yeah why is she like this it needs to be
squishy squidy squitters now apparently all the best people are squishy all the
best people did you see that video on tiktok of the Olympian that was like
she was like coughing on her back or something and her back had abs you
haven't seen that it's actually insane like she went to like tense up and she
didn't just have back muscles she had a six pack on her back
insane I could not imagine being that strong
Where's my tino's at?
Nice! Nice! I'm all alone!
I think all of you are. Oh, okay.
Noise?
Nice!
Hmm.
Oh, oh, oh.
Whoa. Where do you all want to go? I'm down to do brown.
What are you feeling? Oh, yeah Carson you're the funniest person in the room
Yeah, get a chuckle get a chuckle you laying over there. Go ahead. Bye. Love you. Have a good day. I'm not even laying there
I'm gonna land on the balloon
I'm pretty certain I hate this whole side of the map. I don't know why I feel like this a whole
Island has been very like
Meh, you know
I don't really love any spot you say it's toxic the map is toxic yeah I can feel
that I can feel that I know that we love to reminisce on chapter 5 and I'm
telling you chapter 5 I felt like every part of the map was fun
I didn't go wrong, I didn't go wrong.
Which one was Chapter 5 again?
It was Nitro, and we had cars and castuses.
You said you weren't playing then?
No, I started, I played any colors.
It was a long time ago, and then I started playing again, like, when the Marvel season was going on.
So I missed out on that one.
I thought Marvel season was I mean I was in chapter five you're talking about like the jetpacks and the Iron Man
Yeah the most recent one
To be fair you're over there by yourself like I don't think any of us landing yeah
No, we're a hot mess right now, but I
I
Was just smart and walking walking land to be a doodoo a doodoo head dummy pretty already have a crown because I'm so amazing
There's the minis bring you get your poop in a group
Okay, where is the closest really bad I think it's on the other side of claws
That's where she died, do you think it's a good idea?
Cartoon, let me not even ask you what I think, what you think it's a good idea.
Let me not even.
I've got bananas in case of an emergency.
We have very good loot right now.
Oh gosh.
Some barrels right here.
oh yeah hit the rest of them oh that's a person that's a person with a car that is
a person with a car any chance like a dog in a bush in the water won't go
recognized right like nothing to see here sneaky sneaky sneaky
cousin you have any um oh you're not with us just kidding
Brittany, do you have gold?
No, I don't.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
I'm gonna risk it for the best kids.
I think you guys buy it for money.
Okay, we're dead, we're dead, we're dead, we're dead.
Alright, I'm not.
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Noodles, noodles, noodles.
Oh yeah, we're totally dead.
Hello?
The slowest death of all time, by the way.
I knew I was gonna die.
I just didn't know when.
So I'm just like, I'm gonna yell the whole way down.
It's valid.
I got I got I got third card
You know even if you don't have enough to buy even all of us back just having at least one more person
Yeah, yeah, I have no gold so
There you go
Stress me out the door
This is what I'm talking about
yeah you also have no shield what have you been doing okay yeah I have a family
Run into the woods just go straight to the woods
This is going great
Person looks like a like the box you find
Can't man so and I just
Yeah, you'll get many that is that no you're fine. You're
They're far we're forming some gold thinking bye back
Cuz I died oh crap. Oh crap. Oh
You're right run this way run this way run this way
You're doing great you're doing great
I only need 200 more gold. Okay. When you go this way, hit those trees.
Okay, that works.
All of these trees are giving me 50 each.
That's what I want to do in the 40s.
There we go.
I need 10 more. There you go. Nice.
Thank you mr. Bush. Are you gonna risk it for the best thing at lethal? Oh, yeah
As long as you don't shoot the boss should be fine, right?
Yeah, true true true y'all do it together who is it? Oh wrong button wrong button again
I did the same thing because they changed it on us yeah I can't believe for a
second I didn't believe in you guys I can't believe she can't stay alive for
thing I feel like you've got like a target on your back I guess we're saying
cars I'm sorry yeah I know you've been to I don't even lucky actually I forgot
I can't even get those off the bubble.
No, you're getting them.
Now I've got to wait until it's just now I've got the whole movement.
OK, we're all going to take a deep breath.
I'm a bush again.
We're really fine.
Thank you, Vinnie.
Hey, you're stressing me out.
You're not stressed?
I'm stressed.
Nope.
How did I?
I'm very stressed.
If you don't stress me out, Vinnie.
I'm exhausted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got some going on, but you're just
walking everywhere with no shield
and just like, calm, cool, and collected.
Not worry.
I'm going to go out there and get that AR.
That's something I think AR opens in the bar.
There's a little map.
Oh, there's B. Don't die.
I only see one pair.
Need this mask.
And they're all pulling up right now.
Oh my gosh.
Totally normal place for a bush to be.
Oh, I got wings on me.
Yeah, so, Garzen,
it's gonna be our time to make sure you live.
Yeah, two feet on me, I'm blown out.
Flying out with her.
He was fighting a different team.
Maybe we third party then?
I'm looking for a way to ping that mask.
Oh no, I just teleported right into them.
Oh no.
Oh, but they're running from you.
That's good.
I'm using her to our shield thing.
Brittany, come to play?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aw dang, that's okay, that's okay.
I heard her pretty good.
I think she just died because of the storm.
Yeah, she did, she did.
Well, this is good.
Oh, crap.
Oh, they're right here.
Oh, mother!
Ah!
Going great, going great, going great, going great,
going great.
We got this, we got this, we got this.
I really want this bush off of my body.
I'm not going to lie.
I feel like I can't think straight with it on.
Oh, perfect, perfect.
No, but they just shot me so it's gone. Oh, yeah
Okay, oh, they're trying to
No, it's okay, it's okay. You're quicker than me and you live so it's fine
We just don't have movement, so we probably should get to moving it.
Why do I think those are invisible?
Oh good.
Who's happy to end the Mipigay onboard?
I'm a little goblin, I knew it.
Brittany has 2 HP.
Oh my gosh.
We are struggle bossing.
This is kind of fun.
We are struggling. This is kind of fun. I don't know. Yeah, okay.
I'm having a blast.
I
Met a candy a health bubble
All right
All right guys, there's bad guys over here
He didn't see me he saw me he saw me he saw me. He saw me. I'm dead. I died. He's one HP though. He's one
You see him through the wall
I think we're trying again.
Let me go back to Lawnmere and we try again.
Because we nobody landed together
and then I was dead for 50 minutes.
Because I'm a troll.
Okay, perfect.
And we will be doing a VBug giveaway after this game.
Yeah, we're gonna regroup and refocus
exactly what DumpsterDog just said.
Oh, gosh.
I've been shaking.
My hands are still shaking.
Alright, so we're going to give away some d-bucks after this game.
So if you guys want to stick a brown and hang out, we will tell you what we're giving away, how you can earn it, or get it, or have a chance to get it.
But you actually were the only reason why any of us were alive at the end of the day.
I was tough.
Yeah, it was tough.
I won't do that.
We just won't ask our somewhere related.
Yeah.
I was the reason we lived but I was kind of the reason y'all died but you were choosing
my skin first can be you though that was a lot of fun being here for no no you're
I'm just listening to happy streamer.
What's this streamer?
I know.
That was literally a road I was duggy.
Everybody loves me, everybody loves me, let's be honest, I'm joking!
Let's go to the beach together.
Please and thank you.
Have you ever used another shotgun?
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I used every shotgun except for the worst shotgun ever,
which is the sovereign.
Okay, if we lose again, happy.
I don't know if we could explain this.
Okay, first of all, what do you mean if we lose?
The only reason why we lost there is because you're garsen.
Garsen's on your phone.
I was the only one that didn't buy it.
Yeah, you wouldn't know why?
Because you sent us all to be sacrificed,
mainly squiddy squitters, but was like,
poor thing, was like, okay, I'll go to Wonky Land.
We've been in her so bad, I feel so bad.
That's what you should have.
And then she was like, I'm dead.
I was like, yeah.
I don't know why.
Couldn't possibly be because you're alone.
I was like, oh, nervous to get a good jump that I wasn't
watching everybody else.
Yeah, I wasn't watching anybody either, to be honest.
I didn't even realize it.
And then I was like, wait.
Brittany landed with me, but she's in her own world.
You can't trust Brittany.
She's just like the Britney that we just watched.
That's me.
Oh, see now you've come out of your hole.
I knew I could get you.
I can't hear the other two.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
So how long did you live this time?
Yes.
We're so cucked.
Oh, we're so cucked.
I have a fart cloud over here.
You did get the test completely open.
No.
Oh that's crazy. Well, mom is crazy.
You're gonna see a bubble right here. Come and let's you keep this guy.
I'll just sit back and watch.
No, we're gonna get you right guys. Don't you worry.
Alright, I've got Brittany here. Squid, come here.
91 in that guy. She's over here.
You didn't just shoot?
I did, but I didn't.
Okay.
You didn't mean to.
No way I missed.
Okay.
We got screamed to our right.
Hmm.
I'm kind of just trying to look around and see what is going on and how many people
here the reboot van doesn't oh wait back here 73 in her he is alone can you
electrocute that building
Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What just happened?
Ow, whoa.
I'm just through.
Mini's inside.
This is not going well.
Oh, it's not behind that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do that, do that, do that.
47, dang.
I'm going to grab this med kit for you.
Is that you with the MK?
Okay?
No, I think that's pretty.
Okay, I just wanna make sure it's not, okay.
No, no, you're good.
I just wanna make sure it wasn't like I was hearing.
Bye guys.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Ha, ha, ha.
I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh my God.
I really wouldn't help.
This is not going well, let's be honest.
So they're about to be right there on your squish.
This is goodie
Don't come to me don't come to me don't come to me don't come to me don't come to me don't come to me
Okay, I'm running for my life I'm running for my life no way they chase right they actually do have a way to
So they probably won't chase me
Yep.
How many of them have a wing suit?
Okay, so you guys ready to ready up again after this?
Try one more time?
Yeah?
Time to try.
It's not looking too hot.
Thank you very much for the boost.
Okie dokie.
Maybe they'll get distracted by those bots and then they'll leave me the hecky alone
because I'm running out of loot.
That's not looking too good as it is.
So how you guys doing today, Brie?
Pretty good. My son had his first Valentine's Day party at preschool.
Aww, that's so cute.
Can you look outside?
Oh my gosh, they did like the whole exchange and stuff.
You're cute, you little car.
You can look a little back and you'll be seeing his sister like all his goodies.
He's like, Mom, this one's for you and this one's for sister.
Oh.
You're adorable.
He brought stuff home for you?
What is with you?
Yeah, this is fun. I just know that as soon as I think that I'm safe I'm not going to
And then we're all gonna be like what how and it's just because we have nothing
It's okay chat might blame you, but we won't you won't blame me
I get a wing again happy is affiliated with epic so it is kind of happy
I'm going to go back to Carson on this one.
You got it.
Who's all you need?
I don't even have a tent.
How do you get any ammo?
How do you get no guns?
Oh my gosh.
Absolutely tragic, isn't it?
In a bernie.
A little bit.
I love you, Brittany.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
Sorry, Brittany.
I'm sorry.
Please forgive me, Brittany.
What is that?
What?
We're just going to keep being on the outskirts until I find a reboot game because I do have
enough now.
Okay.
I can reboot.
I don't even know where one is and the match don't win.
Yeah, they're not going to.
Oh my gosh, you're joking.
You heard that, right?
Why are people just on the outskirts?
What the heck is that?
Why are they shitting the air?
We're shitting that guy.
Oh.
Leave him alone.
You hope you're enjoying this ballerina game that we're playing together.
Absolutely.
You have front row seats to me.
Thank you for like, well, I don't know if you can like read the room or not, but like
everyone is dead.
All of my friends are dead and I have a duty to push over here and these guys who have
chased me down to the ends of earth.
Okay, so give me a second, please.
It's not looking good, man.
Why does it seem like they didn't push that guy in the bush and that they're still up there,
right?
Didn't it seem that way?
Maybe that was their teammate and they were just distracting you to get you to go out
to kind of kill them so they could kill you.
Wait, the bush is destroyed now.
I'm going to get a little bit of air.
All right, well let's just make the effort.
Let's just try.
They're going to have it all.
Yeah, but I've got bunkers.
You just landed in a but oh my gosh.
I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I didn't hear the don't shoot, you know, until after I pulled the trigger, so that's the thing.
Because yeah, it makes so much sense that you would just wing suit in on somebody.
Look at them, they're coming.
You see this guy in the car?
I'm ready. I'm ready. Just kill me, honestly.
Just stand there and keep on.
I'm ready.
I'm ready for death.
Yeah.
Let me go.
Of course, the car went in the ocean.
Did it sink if it was not sinking?
No, I have no idea, bro.
I have genuinely, I'm like at a loss for words, guys.
I've never been forced to play like this in my life.
And like, what am I supposed to do for y'all?
I feel so bad.
Every time I try to move, they just spawn in.
Yeah, you can't park there.
At least we're at the beach together like we've always wanted.
I've never been to a beach in my life.
Actually, where do you live?
Oh, okay
Like edit well to be honest, that's not surprising right because like there's so many states that have no water so
I get it
Never been to Indiana Beach before
Guys movement guys double movement movement
Um, oops, oops.
I do the double movement.
Oops.
Guys, it's happening.
It's happening.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my.
Maybe one, but it's a double movement.
And it may only have three on it.
And then this may be right here and I chose to go up on a wing suit, but it's going
to happen.
It's happening.
There's a new wing suit right there.
Are you all ready?
That's right, I just heard something.
And I'm not even joking.
Whatever here we go I'm ready to die. I miss my friends
What would you say? Oh you didn't know what it meant yo yo
Oh
Oh, okay, look at that. There's a fart bomb here and a wingsuit with three on it.
Oh, no, I accidentally got one. That's okay. You might like it over there.
No. No, okay. No, okay. That's gonna be a no for her, but at least she tried it. Yeah,
you know. I'm gonna let two of you guys take the car because I accidentally changed it to a
truck so now it's obviously not gonna protect and maybe we can come up here
my gosh there's only five teams left and we just got y'all back that was so crazy
Oh, he's swinging his big head.
I don't trust them.
Oh, he dropped his crown.
Hey, yeah.
Thanks, go get it.
He's nice. He's nice.
Hello.
Do you have AR ammo?
I really need AR ammo.
Is he over there still or he's gone?
No, he just crossed the screen.
He looks like that's it.
Brittany? Brittany? Brittany?
Oh, he's still there.
You have a RMO?
Oh my god, you're perfect.
I gotta want to shoot him.
Maybe we let him live.
What a nice guy.
If we shoot it'll attract like the zombies.
Yeah, oh my gosh, no.
Fear me.
Alright, let's try to loot this.
Yeah, yeah.
Here's this.
It's green.
And I'm not a pistol.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
I think we're winning this game.
No!
Is it the dog again?
I don't know.
I have a blue pistol.
Parsons?
Are you okay?
There's a fart bomb in there for shield if someone wants to carry it.
Oh, oh.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
Oh yeah, I have really good aim.
Every shot, that guy's lucky.
I had to reload.
Wait is this our first time ever playing together ever?
Wow.
Lies?
We just played together last game.
Haha.
Trick question.
Wow.
I've been watching you for like, a little over a year.
Let's go.
This is like the first time I feel like I've been able to play it a while because my
hips are nothing.
Yeah.
Like that.
I'll look it on.
Let's go.
I finally played you.
What?
That's so crazy.
crazy. I'm just going to sit in this bush which may be a bad idea but I want to I'm
just going to I'm going to shoot somebody real bad.
Oh crap, they're right here.
Mm.
Got the dog?
Oh no, they're bad, they're bad.
Hundred?
Nope.
No! You can't use that in a bush!
No! Brenny!
Run back, run back, run back, run back!
You get on this mic right now and you apologize yeah with your electricity
gun oh we're gonna double stick okay come over here Carson you have to pay for
And at the same time, we're going to 1, 2, 3 it, okay?
I'm going to hit it hard.
1, 2, 3.
Yeah.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Crawl in there, crawl in there, crawl in there!
No!
Oh my gosh, I'm back.
You can have the electricity gun now cuz curses
Here here's the good news right even though we don't win together we have fun together
And that's a huge bonus like a lot of people don't even get that opportunity
Take her stuff take her stuff. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
They shot the stupid button and anything they meant to do it they didn't even mean to do it they shot this
Well, guys, it was a blast, nonetheless.
At least you got to talk to each other, okay?
Talk to each other a lot.
You're the best.
Thank you for having a good time with me, even though, you know, there's different
ways to win.
You see, there you go, there you go, I appreciate you guys, I hope you have a wonderful night.
Sorry, I yelled at you Brittany, it was Carson's crimes, always blame Carson, I'm not always
Carson, I'm gonna blame Carson.
Me too.
No bro, like come on man.
guys we're gonna give away some v-bucks
I wanna laugh and stuff like that happens but only if I'm the one doing it
because like that is just so annoying
what do you mean
what an awful game
both games like I couldn't keep them alive I couldn't keep myself alive like
we were just we didn't get any loot so like the last two minutes of the game
I'm so upset he was getting about that.
We were going to win and you know if I would have been greedy for those shotguns, I think
it would have been fine.
I should have Carson come on this side.
That's on me.
And we're going to watch the replay back of- okay.
So, this is what we have.
Oop.
Right?
So, Zootid is killed.
I tried to tell Brittany take the loot take the loot that's gonna be good loot
right
hey this person has literally no health mind you
Pretty's getting shot at by Geo.
I'm like, ooh, pretty.
Purple duels.
I want those.
he wasn't even trying to shoot the button, bro.
He was just trying to shoot me.
Ha!
Dude, that's so annoying.
Mind you, the button doesn't even hit,
like the shot doesn't even hit the button.
Look, it doesn't.
Fortnight, fortnight, fortnight, why are you the way you are?
Why are you the way you are?
I'm so devastated.
You're going to have to come back of a sentry, the comeback of a sentry.
you
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We have the Cupid Kitty in the Fortnite shop right now.
So there's a lot of goodies in there and I'm sure there's a lot of more good skins
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So if you are looking or eyeballing something or maybe you even just need to replenish
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We're going to give you some challenges or rather
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I have cat hair all over my face.
We got baby up above him.
So our first follow goal will be for Instagram.
If you guys didn't know, I have one.
Oh, my gosh, look, I don't look like that.
Why is that the cover photo?
Who did that to me?
Well, I'm made sneeze.
What is it?
Anyways, we want to grow our Instagram channel.
So if you're not following me over there,
you can see that's how many followers we currently have.
But we want to change that number there at the end from five hundred and sixty three.
The 650, so 563 to 650, let's switch it.
560 to 650.
Tomorrow is a very big day, by the way, guys.
Reminder, 7 PM Eastern time.
We will have the Happy Happy Gal Blind Date Duos Tournament.
I'm thinking I'm going to be live between like 5 and 6.
The way we can be on, hyping it up, getting excited.
You guys can ask me questions, I guess.
We could show you my outfit, people who are competing and all that.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Okay.
Hi, my baby.
I love, I love you.
All right.
Let's see how many brand new followers and friends we have on Instagram now.
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Our follow goal is 650.
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I don't know how to convert your time.
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Thank you.
We're at 639.
We need to get to 650.
That's our follower goal for Instagram.
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what baby stream elements is that a person or is that actually stream
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So this is
so you're going to tell me the actual stream elements just
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Those actual stream elements just won VBucks. Period. Save me some money!
How is that even possible, bro?
Get out of here, you little cheater. Alright, re-roll, re-roll!
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Pew-
Pu-Pu-Pu-Trid?
Pu-Trid Panda.
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Oh my gosh, I can't believe stream elements just won.
Like, what the heck?
Congratulations, Panda, on the $15 B-Bucks.
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Hello always yeah, we're looking for hello always 2120
Always. Where you at? Ouch, ouch, ouch.
I really got my hair tied around this thing, like, in a knot.
Hi, always if you're here.
You just won a $15 B-Buck card.
If you're not here, we will give it to someone else.
Just always saying hi.
You're just such a nice guy.
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Oh my gosh, I don't think they're here.
Followed 5 months ago, has 10 seconds to comment.
All right. Well, we gave them a lot of time to comment. It did not make it. Oh, well,
Ben, I always says, Oh, someone else can have it. Oh, okay. Fine. Um, you really made us
wait that whole time do you huh you're like oh I don't even want that and I
waited one minute and 32 seconds to say that I'm just totally fine
we're gonna give it to Bethany I call her Bethany Bethany are you here this is
looking great. Bethany, if you're here, you just won a $15
V-BOOK card. Make some noise for Tyler. Congrats. She's
going to comment. I'm going to predict at 32 seconds. Bethany,
Bethany does. Dang, 28. Bummer. But also congratulations. I
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Yeah, and the follower games were fun there.
Unfortunately, I couldn't do anything good for them, but died to a garage door.
I'm going to cry about that one.
And yeah, we're going to look at the Atom Shop.
We'll do a verse of the day.
Don't forget to be in Discord, exclamation point, Discord in the chat.
And what else?
I think we're gonna be live around five tomorrow, five, six,
not seven.
I think around five to six tomorrow, PM Eastern time,
Eastern, Eastern, Eastern.
We have two minutes before the shop opens.
Two minutes.
I'm getting hungry.
I wonder what we're gonna have for Denden.
Question, can you play Save the World game with friends?
I don't know. I have no idea.
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Also, no hate roller skate.
I just want to scratch my face so bad.
Pizza Chipotle had Chipotle for dinner last night.
I probably have soup today. We got some soup.
Red Robin. I've never had Red Robin in my life.
Last works rap is giving me pity in the peace fight.
is that something that's in the shop right now?
No, it's like a cat here, but I don't know where it is.
Can't go wrong with Kava.
Hot Rod, you know we don't have one down here?
We don't have a Kava.
No.
But I think Chipotle is good.
I think they're like the same thing.
Move immediately.
Listen, I think Florida's the best.
I really do love where I live, but I do think that it's rude that we don't have everything everywhere.
Yeah, I said it seems like there's enough space.
Okay.
Okay, there's there's a couple there's a couple duplicates. I feel like if we just like quit duping
with duping around
everybody could have something nice. I said what I say it.
I don't like hurricane season in Florida. Hurricane season isn't even a thing.
Let's look at the Atom Shop. Yeah? Okay. God bless you.
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And I'm not complaining, but sometimes people will tag me and be like,
And be like, look happy what I got.
And it's the Miss Money penny.
you
Okay, out of breath. Terminator Snugs is here. Bundles is here. This right here, I love
Thorn. This is the girl who has the back wing that I love. So this is her back wing
right here. And it's one of my favorites. I love it. It comes in like pinky red and then
also in purple. So and then we also have like Candyman as well. And then when you eliminate
someone who's head spins around and it says kiss me. Of course, you can get the whole
bundle of that, which comes with both of the skin's back bling pickaxe and glider because
I love this pickaxe as well.
When you swing with it, it does hearts.
But there's Daydream.
Oh, oh.
Of course, Esme and her sister are in here.
And then let's see, SpongeBob is still in.
Kpop is still in.
As you know that the official Kpop Demon Hunters Instagram
liked our kpop demon hunters video on instagram
kind of crazy all of these skins of course are the same what is this i don't think i've
ever even seen this back bling in my life i kind of want it
what's the difference oh one okay i don't know i kind of want it i think i'm gonna get it
for like for around Halloween time I think it's silly that's crazy I'm not
seeing that it hasn't been in the shop for four years that's insane I love when
they bring old stuff back tangled tiff there it is thank you tangled I really
appreciate you thank you and kitty cat both of you tangled and kitty I can't
I I'm so grateful thank you both very much for gifting that to me unless it
was wrong because it showed me two different names maybe it was gift to me
both regardless love yeah I don't know why it does that bug let's see if there's
anything else in here
Healy, Harmony, Drums, the song exists.
I don't know the song but it's dead.
They said guys, let's take a picture and no one, look at the camera, no one.
Ooh, the porch is back.
Oh, that reminds me Chad.
Yesterday I told you guys we were out on the town.
Look, this is me in my last door time and I'm going to go.
We're out on the town.
had to drop mother-in-law off at the dentist. At the dentist's office in the
parking lot was a car I just knew was expensive. I just knew it was expensive.
Googled it. I was not prepared for how expensive it was. It was like the lower
grade price over $200,000. That is a house that has wheels. That is stupid,
ridiculous, disgusted. It was one of those Mercedes like SUVs. I don't even know.
Insane. And then we were driving again and I saw a porch. I was like, I think that's
a porch. It was gold. And I was like, I know that's expensive too. I was like, how
much is a porch? It wasn't a G-Wagon. No, it wasn't a G-Wagon. No. And then I saw
Google the porch. Tell me why. That was also over two hundred thousand dollars. Maybe it
wasn't you. I don't know. Like it had numbers. I don't know. Both of them had numbers. And
that's how you know it's stupid. Like that is so dumb. So dumb. That's so cheap. Yeah.
So cheap. Yeah, my fault.
Such a cheap card and so cheap and.
Anybody who can afford that is.
Loser, pocket change, waving my butt with that.
Yeah, never in my life would I like to just make zero sense to have a card
that that that I can't even think right. That's so dumb. Hey, remember when I asked for my phone?
It's okay. You want me to run in someone?
No. Let me see if I still have it in my search history. I can tell you guys what it was.
Did you bring back Spider-Man? Anything that was like a part of uh, I don't know if Spider-Man
was, but I know like Gwen is part of like Battle Pass or something. Those aren't coming
back ever. So forget about it. Forget about it. This is New York.
I didn't go eight. Back it up. Back it up and draw.
Okay, so the Porsche was the 9-11 too soon.
Come on, man.
That was the 9-11 Porsche and the car before that.
Dang, I don't think I have it.
I can't go back that far.
Yeah.
I don't think I can go back far enough on the other one.
but oh Mercedes 663 230 to 250,000 should be illegal illegal but also is that a
g-wagon is that what that is I don't even know y'all are so smart how come I
didn't say G wagon on it. Why didn't you say G wagon? Because then I didn't know. Oh, yeah.
So we're going to be live around five tomorrow, but we'll announce the exact time through
discord. And then I will give you your verse of the day. And then we can hang out in discord
if you guys aren't in there, so G class,
that's why they call it a G wagon,
but it's not even a wagon.
It's not wagon shaped.
G is short for giraffe, in fact.
Oh, it's a giraffe wagon.
A giraffe could even fit in it, and it's not a wagon.
Honestly, people need to be more smart.
Come on.
My phone is not turning pink,
but if I would like that,
I would, I wish another thing where it's like,
Why can't we have fun colors?
Why can't life be more fun?
Like you get gray, silver, which is still gray, black,
and then this was the only fun color that they came out with.
So I was like, I have to pick that.
I'm not choosing black or gray or lighter gray.
I don't want that.
So I'm like, I'm gonna pick the color.
Every time there's a color, I'm gonna pick a color,
but the colors are never fine.
I mean, this is kind of fun, right?
But like, give me pink.
We all want a pink phone.
Give me green, give me purple, give me blue, give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire, huh?
Why can't it be customizable for the stinking price of this phone?
I should be able to pick.
I should be able to go into like iphone.com and make my own pair of shoes, like how you used to be able to.
I never, I obviously never could get them, but like when I was a kid, they used to have like, you can go like a Nike or whatever or Converse and you can make your own shoes.
They should have that for your phone.
Mm-hmm
Anyways, thank you
You still can customize your shoes. I think so yeah
Let's do it
Play fortnight. I did for five and a half hours. Don't tell me what to do
Ingleberry Google it I
Can do everything through Christ who gives me strength. That's Philippians 413
I can do everything through Christ who gives me strength. You may have heard this verse before.
You may not believe in this verse, but let me read you the verse that comes before it so that way you
can truly process what this is saying. Not that I was ever in need, where I have learned how to
be content with what I have. That is a hard thing to do these days to be content with what you
have, especially when we can look around, if we look on our phones and we can see all
that others have and we look around at our life and then we start comparing.
And then that contentment, it doesn't exist because you're like, why did they get that?
Why do they have that?
Why do I not have that?
Why do I not look like that?
Why do I not act like that?
Why do I not fill in the blank?
Right?
But this says, not that I ever was in need, but I have learned how to be content
with what I have.
I know how to live on almost nothing or with everything.
I have learned the secret of living in every situation,
whether it is with a full stomach or empty,
with plenty or little,
where I can do everything through Christ who gives me strength.
So I can do it all.
No matter what you're going through,
whether it's good or bad,
Christ is with us, beside us, He goes before us,
So we can know whether we are in a season of very little, if we just don't have a lot of joy, if we just don't have a lot of patience, if we just don't have a lot financially, if we don't just have a lot emotionally or maybe we don't have a lot romantically.
If you're going through the I don't have a lot phase, know that you can still do it because Christ gives you the strength.
You're not going through it with your own strength. You're not going through it with your own understanding. You're leaning on Him and not yourself.
Or if you're going through a season of plenty where you have all that you've ever prayed for, thought of, like everything's going great, don't forget about who God is and who God has always been.
Because sometimes we do, we get caught up in the good, like, I'm doing good, life's doing good, I'm not actively doing anything crazy.
You know, when you kind of get caught up in this routine of you wake up, you do this, that, and the other, you scroll on your phone, you go to bed.
go to bed, and we can be very quick to do that as well.
And so we have to be content in all things,
because what we're sitting in, what that content is,
is just in the love and grace of God.
So we can't allow the fluctuations of life
to waver our love and faith for him.
And that's easier said than done,
but that's something I think we can all kind of try
to work on and learn in, where it's like,
okay, so today may not be good, but God is still good.
They may be great, and God is still great.
So joy is always there.
I always signal anyone to steal your joy
because joy comes from the Lord.
But our happiness not fluctuates.
And that's me, I'm happy.
My happiness fluctuates, right?
I have my good days, my bad days,
just like you guys do, right?
So it's not, like we can't determine how the day is going
and that equal how good God is.
It's just not, they're not on the same plane.
So you have to realize that we can do all things through Christ who gives us strength and we can do hard things, scary things, fun things, great things, we can make accomplishments and we can also experience failures and loss and we can do all things through him who gives us strength.
So remind yourself of that. You made that's popular. It's a popular verse. You know that verse and that's why because hey, he's with us through it all.
Awesome.
Okay, I'm gonna go eat and and God's giving me strength for that. So what's going on? Oh
Yeah, what we're gonna do is raid the VOD channel. I think that just got activated
So that's gonna play a past or previous stream if you still need more time to hear my loud mouth
Or me crash out
It'll be over there and you can the chat will be live
So you still be able to talk like mix and wookie and row and Alina if you also need to talk to somebody
You can do that over there. You don't get channel points over there, but you do get channel points for participating in a raid here. So you want to go over and just participate. You can do that. And I'm so grateful. I can't wait to hang out with you guys tomorrow. It's going to be so lady.
goody. So, Liddy. Goodbye. If I I miss your hydra, I'm sorry here.
Okay. Goodbye.