you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you chat we're not raging all day it's it's a happy day every time i die we're all gonna spam agas in the chat we're gonna be happy today we're gonna be we're gonna be happy today we're gonna be happy to die because that's a lesson learned oh man what is that oh man what is that rocks on the tweet can you at least try to be entertaining today. Son, do you think I give a fuck about this? Saddle up and ride out in the Red Dead online races. Neo just dropped GTA six. Okay, Chad, I'm gonna be honest. This song. Chad, what would you rate the song? I'm gonna be harsh because I'm a music critic. I'd give it like a 5.2 out of 10. I'd give it like a 5.2. It's just not my style. Like, but I do think if Ella Langley and Morgan Wallin, maybe they'd lock in, and they stopped listening to the fucking producer, they stopped listening to listening the hint. We need to we need to lock in and we need to create a banger. Now, next. Now, let me put you guys on to a good Morgan Wallace song. Wait. Actually, don't know, though. But you listen to Dax, that's your type of music uncle. What is Dax? What the fuck is this? I got wasted because I didn't want to hang out with myself tonight, my thoughts get down until I feel all right, and I keep drinking till I'm someone I don't know, no, don't want it. Nick Heath's Nick Heath just subscribed with Prime Now you know what? Yo, Jakey appreciate the prime Hey Oh Because I'm sick bro, I promise it's not my cocaine It's not a Hentai virus bro. And I'm not saying Hentai virus, that's not what I'm saying. You're fainting it. I don't even got to talk that's how much can we have Listen to anxiety by the mind No? Huh! It's just a DMR! I can't do shi- IT'S JUST DMRS! EVERY FUCKING ROUND! I'm actually at the shotgun. It's my first gunfight chat. Yeah, it's my first gunfight It was my first gunfight Relax my hand for cold still fuck Yes Me ho Maybe warm up? Will it jump you? Wait, all the- This was in the disaster. Hey, hi, guys. We noticed that you- OW! ...your subscription on the view of sci-ti-emission.com ...are really ensure you want to cancel. If you want to cancel, you need to type one on the chat. Thanks. You I Was so good My users on this corning just subscribed to six months. Yo my user's name appreciate those first round why so many viewers because I blew up bro I blew up. All right. Uh, cater about public about blew up son. I did blow up. Don't believe me. We got to get the wall me hose Bro chop my hands are really cold or not. It's like it's unfair. It's it's really unfair there. Rosa robot getting robotic. What the hell does that mean? Oh, getting robotic? Yeah. Yup. Bank! Do we have anything to get the wall? Nope. We're just gonna have a cave though. Sweet mother of fucking pearl. Maybe Lucy's right. You might be AI. Do I look AI to you? Yes. Not a repel. John, I haven't played this game in a couple of days, so... You gotta... you gotta... you gotta... you gotta... You... Come on. Oh, it's laying down. Yeah. There we go. you you you you you you you you you you you you How about it's I'm good at the game How about that? How about it's holy shit? High-fives. You're so good Wow, I really enjoy watching your gameplay because it's nothing but amazing content and you oh You always win. How about that? now chat you know what to do now we hop our ass on the dmr one two dead one two dead one two dead one two dead Tell me your doctor's Pena is going live in a second. Hurry up. Oh, what? Yeah, is you bringing the goon? I'm 30 I like I'm actually You know, you're a great guy Now Why is my teammate at gas? Going outside of that. Oh no. Oh. Two drops. Three drops on four planes. Three on four planes. Is that high-fives? What the fuck? He just carried your ass. Yeah, bro. Why does he actually sound like high-fives though? the genie hands up my screen and just subscribe oh hell no lol yeah hey guys i'm sure that's funny when i'm on the team it's not oh hell no all right let me just slam you you you you you you You Sorry, is that too positive for this game go on Pussy start by a scan I Can't see there's a there's a big blue fucking a runigate in my face. I can't fucking say anything Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah! Alright, who is that? Fold you high, guys. I got you, Bill. Hey, good shit. We won that game. We won. Did you get a colorone? Yep. Oh, okay. Buttoned here we go with another stream of Mr. Chudmuffin himself. Ah, I'm not a chudmuffin! I'm not a chud- Yes, we. Chut, we. Also, I had a constant on me. I had a constant ping on me, bro. That's not fair. That's not fair. I didn't know where the drone was. We got this, brothers. Come on, bro. Bro, the 5090 Founders Edition. Chat, am I a nerd? I literally just stared at it. Like, Alpha, am I a nerd for that? It's so beautiful, bro. like chat look I'll show y'all yeah how do I look from this angle anyways chat look oh look at it it's just this stream of I got places to be yeah no one's no one thinks you're cheating bro why are you from the Peter uh yeah my whole chat was saying PC chat. I think I'm DMA bruh. Me huh. We're too forth from that. What the fuck? I'm a- Hey, warden! Why are you AFK with a fucking shotgun?! Sorry for yelling, but seriously dude, come on. I can punch this window for reveal and then you go or not Entering horse not on the breach. They're getting the breach right now. Okay Yeah, who at the free kill come here. He's going left side I'm about that free show. Oh good me, huh? You gotta trust your team though. Nice, good first pick. Yeah, we got bodies, guys. Let's just relax in a minute. Here we go. Nice, nice, nice. I'm like I really want to buy kill one entered through horse I hear him you're gonna swing my dorm so he's not all the way up yet but he's close I bet you stuck up Wasn't horse Hey, he's on my dorms store. You might even pick in split down chat am I not just the greatest of all time some say goats That's not is that you know, I don't think that's you. I'm gonna be honest, bro I don't think also by the way, how is that pfp allowed? I just I just looked at fucking hentai What the fuck? All good No, it's not I think you're on six right now on my team. What the fuck is that? I think the slot's 0 and 6. Oh hell no. Maybe we should have solved one storm. I like this. I might do a giveaway on this mouse, I love it so much that I do a giveaway, but not my specific mouse, but I'll buy someone the mouse. Alpha, you already have one you greedy fuck. You lost it. Yeah, let me believe that, bro. That you lost your main mouse. Doesn't leave Yeah, let me just leave that one. One is pushing for us already. Let's start my bed Nice keep the first pick a trip. Well, I don't have time to come down. I feel it Hey, look how slow my feet are bro chat I'm activating the gate and of of of of of of I got a 4k, no you didn't dude, you're 0 and 6 on my team. I thought you were so good, you're like, you do scrims every day. What the fuck is that? Wait, come back, come back, come back. No, no, no, Wallahi, come back. If you don't come back, if you don't come back, no, no, no, if you don't come back, you're blocked. If you don't come back, you're blocked. If you leave a ranked game and you're not getting raided by the FBI and the FBI takes you out of your setup, I don't give a fuck. You're not, you're not, you're not on my team. You're not fucking on my team anymore. fucking I'm going ace oh my god my hands are cold please turn game volume down um no turn your fucking speakers down I got it I gotta hear this I gotta hear I'm a sound whore bro. What fuck no Yeah, what volume is the stream on right now for you guys by the way Just a quick question Probably is a good shout. I think I guys like how did he know that they were gonna have hackable things? Especially a fin. How'd that guy know? Fuck let me see what volume 20 40 80 10 0 it's not on 0 0 I can't hear you all this chat's annoying no no this this chat's fucking annoying let me kill a spawnpeaker give me one second hi live What the fuck? What the fuck? Hell is down. One down. Yeah. Yeah. What the f**k is this? 6100 just subscribe. I don't think I've ever been thrown like this in my life. I'm gonna be real. Yo, Slap, I see you left, now you're left. This fucker, bro. Yo, yo, yo, yo, get back in the game. Get the fuck back in the game. Get back in the game. Oh, where'd our teammate go? No, I think my fucking duo needs to suck it up. You're doing good. Oh, yeah. This guy's got his P2 ready, by the way. Yeah, my bad. I'm gonna stop it up this round, bro. I'm on a bad desk. I just had knee surgery, so I'm not as good. Oh, bro, I hope you were covering well. Bro, I'm dropping four. My hands are freezing. My hands are freezing too. Wow. That's Kim right there. the new port lover fifty three just subscribed with prime was two months of my fucking life forms window They must have seen the one on tower by the way. Oh, he consumers man. I won't be real, I didn't think you could see me. Fuck, I fucking hate my life. Oh my fucking god! I haven't seen that leap. Alright, just look at my team right now. Jesus Christ. What the fuck did I just play with? So I'm not even kidding. I could have a fucking pebble on my team and he would have at least gotten an assist. You realize that right? That guy it would have maybe tripped over the pebble and bonked his head and then got up and then I would have killed him and And we gotta insist. I'm not a pebble, I'm a boulder. Yeah, you're a fat fucking boulder. Yeah, that's what you are. You're a fat fucking boulder. That just sold my game. You fat fuck. you you you you you You Yeah That's you and me It's all out of me For nothing to tell Nothing to do That's you and me It's all out of me For nothing to tell Nothing to do That's you and me It's all out of me For nothing to tell Sorry, sorry, I'll shut the fuck up. All right. I'm in the game. League check Twitter. I have two shields on my- what the fuck is happening? Oh, dear shit, fuck, what's up? Holy fucking cringe. what the fuck wait he's it I didn't even know I have no Oh Yeah, we lost You're oh and that's fine in two games bro. No, I can't Me oh I'll keep it up with that attitude because it's you you're right let's just listen to music and play the game who really cares about wins and losses who's tracking Don't go back to our old place probably locked up any ways. Chat. Chat me where the hell I went wrong. I'm going doka bean What's it yo JV's JV's gravies bro You're not good at this game JV. I don't know why you have this detail. You're not good at the game You're shit Sorry, I didn't mean that Hold up. Holy viewbots, I don't have viewbots. I don't viewbot. I'm getting viewbotted. Is your hair greasy? No, I let it just cut out of the shower today. probably locked up any way of the of the You're welcome. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Oh! Slay your three kills! Highvivesfeet.org I am so happy that Highvives is getting big in streaming Well deserved numbers Yo, thank you so much bro Yo, I'm glad people are seeing like, the vision Seriously Banned him. Guys, we can't just ban people that we see. You know what I'm saying? Jinxy hits 400k, Hibis averages 10k. We all need to clean it out right now. Wow. Yeah, that is insane. Yeah, that is insane. Highbites is cool.org Come on, we can member All of them up I'm actually playing so well today. I Think I think YouTube Wait, I think you for that speed thing. I think YouTube came out instead of his view bots. No Or not, I don't know I heard that it was view-botted but Yeah. YouTube view bots. I'm sure like YouTube view bots are more, do you think YouTube or Twitch view bots are more out of control? I would say YouTube, right? Twitch YouTube No, but they're undefeated. Oh, people are view-bundled with like three million That's it's under-future John do you want to see a run-up or not? of death of of of of death of I don't know, he doesn't do that. He doesn't have a control. Alright. Alright. I did my whole team die. Oh, he's shooting. Okay, got him. Are you AI? Uh, no, I'm not I Only watch XCC on kick. I mean that's fair doesn't have like no delay Bro, I just feel like like I don't know. I don't know. I don't know on kick Like you just don't feel connected to your community I don't know how like the chatting experience is at. you you you you you you you you you you you I Let's flip some cams chat by the way, you should be flipping cams If able that Chad nothing in life Chad nothing in life is in to just subscribed. Thank you so much for the yo Geo appreciate the cheer what's up. Chad nothing in life is about Can I give my speech? Geo 23 gifted one subscriptions to the community of death of death of death of one C come down to the door FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU me oh nice GG's guys GG's man what the fuck look at me in flat and see slot every game we would win you know what I'm saying yes I tried to tie it up but I'm so MVP so I don't go fuck it's because I care about the team. Chad is 28 and Diamond 4 bad. Okay, but I was going to say, Chad, do y'all I want a motivational speech from HighBest. Now, Jeff, nothing in life is impossible because in the word impossible, it's I'm possible. Think about it. I want to take you somewhere so you know I can't, but it's so cold, I can't take you You know I care, but it's so cold. I'm not a grown man. It's just a baby Yes, I do think I'm good at this game and everyone would agree everyone would fucking agree that I'm good at this game Oh, do y'all listen to Lil Peep? That's my next, do y'all listen to Lil Peep or not? Sometimes, guys, this is a listening emoji. This is a not, this is not a not listening emoji. This is a listening. Wait right here. I'll be back in the morning. Full rise. yo javies javies by the way you're 28 saying that right now i know that up give me some time while i work on losing your patience girl i don't blame you girls in your patience you waited for me this song's so good like I grew up in my hood listen to this All right, but Hey I What's up Dio Dio I won't put out the Lord Hey! you you you you you I Am yes Hey, bro, how'd you die? How'd you guys die so early? Oh, I got wallbang to a very kid in this brief. I was on six Yeah, oh fuck no an anonymous use a gifted one subscription as you know, right? Get the fuck off my team Aw, I'm sorry I would not be good at them He's on your team for the next little bit so Shut the fuck up I'm gonna take you to the ground I bet. I'm about to get a kill on that. Does it ever work? Does it fucking ever work? Almost died. That was like a footage. Yeah, move. He's gonna drop out Bath and Hash for fitness. Oh, one's Aqua. Not in Aqua, he's Aqua background now, he's running. Tell me if he's surface surface. D.A. D.A. I'm slugging back. All right Is it like you you you you you You Hey, I didn't search this song, it's in a playlist, bro. Hey! Now, next song. What is this song? You typed it letter for letter. No, I did not No, I did not Where the fuck? Where's the whole team go? What's that? Is there anyone else? I didn't know chat hey it was sound it was sound yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sound sound sound sounds it's the classic sound it's a classic sound it's not Wi-Fi.exe I don't have that You body and cheating yo can we skip this song wait this song had a dance to chat unironically it was like the dance was like wait hey wait what was the dance bro chat oh not 29 I'm 22 You Slot great. Yay. Slot. Thank the lord, bro. Thanks. Hey, thank you, bro. Thank you Wait hey He's so fun. I love you Yeah Why don't brought a DMR What's up? What's up? of Fossil border! yeah yeah pulse off site I kill scope post so I know the Azami is left on site so I can just take the one and I'm confident in myself and my ability to fucking suck that fucking pussy fuck you now let's bend his army cuz I don't I'm gonna play as I'm making No, like chat not like that fuck it was bad wording chat No, no, no not like that Hey Nice order. Place yes bro, I'm addicted to siege nowadays. Literally all they want to play is siege. That's it. I What the fuck is this No, no Oh Yeah Hey I And I heard him over here though. No stop fucking dancing I mean Maria Yeah, he was there Can I get out Thank you very much. you you you you you Oh Don't have to be like what high-fives there's no one there. Do you think I'm fucking skit so I know what the f**king what blank, let's see I can't see cuz it's fucking lasers. I hate that pixel Nice Yep He's laying down Oh I Slap Slap So that's how it's all so you didn't see The three capcans blinking right here like they were like this they were just blinking you didn't you didn't see that I mean you just ran right into them. Are you dead fucking ass? Coffee got approved partner, shriving gone downhill. Bro, coffee's been doing fine, you know what I'm saying, like he kind of deserves that. Chat, IRL takeovers right now, should I go IRL? What would I do IRL though? you you you you you It's not an ad. Chat. No, chat. I'm not sponsored by them. oh my god me and slot can't do it all but we have to slot we have to bro we have to put the team in our backs here also you got fucking annihilated last round what the fuck 196 just subscribed fuck you slot what the fuck happened last round. It has to be me and Slat. Bro, I'm not even kidding. If I, TK, and it's me and Slat on the 2v5, I think it's better off. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. We have chem like that. That's us. Nice skit, Joe. Don't answer that. We have to take over who is going to carry the logs and who on the team is going to get the kills and who on the team is going to use the bomb. No one. It has to be us. Me. me Wait, it's bumpy Watch out they have guns. Thanks, dude. I know that dumb fuck Look. Chad, do I run out? Yes or no? Got to make the left. He's back in spawn. Are you a loser? Okay, hey 5v4 5v4 No matter. It's a no matter, it's a no matter, it's a no matter, it's a no matter. It's no matter. It's no matter. you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you I Want to get a bro. I want to get a house how much would that cost me? I just don't know this map. I don't fucking know this map. FUCK! Yo, can you focus on the game? 1.1 hour? 1.1? 1.1 hours? Yeah, hey, I... Are you done? You gonna let me swim? So basically, I don't know this map, I don't play this map, this is a perma-band map. But, it's either that or a theme attack. Stun, yawn. I don't have CTE, shut the fuck up. I mean he can throw the C4, it's not gonna hurt. Why is he having, why is he having pools? Alright. Two I have presented two months. Why do I look like this? Why do you look? Yeah? Well, hi guys, why do you look so good to handsome amazing athletic hot? Fit Yeah, I don't know You already died oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess one peak it doesn't why is there it? This does look like a dick bro, but it's a hammer No, it's not a dick, bro. It's a hammer. Oh, 21. What? Hey W VOT why do you bother of the year? That now that's your tonight I'm not eating for a week by the way. I'm on a fast one to one HP and it's lagging. You know what that means? It's not the die. Thanks guys. Let's go. God, I'm so hungry I could beat a maple. What the fuck is wrong with you? not on that bullshit man. What's wrong with you man? Yeah, what happened to 21? Is he a father? Oh yeah, he's a father now. Hey. Oh no, now Drake's not gonna let me react to his thing I didn't realize that I was facing fucking emerald plane demons holy fuck can't play this fucking shit hold the map what what are you doing what the fuck are you doing Katie you you you you you you you you you you you You I'm not crumb boy. I won't be going by crumb boy fuck me how what the fuck what this chat moving crazy i know chat type something Type something you would never type because the chat's moving so fast. Just type something you would never type No, don't type something All right, see everybody's getting exposed I know oh shy sir High-vives we love you high-vives is so cool. I like high-vives high-vives is handsome. Hold up. This is hold on no wait this is a good exercise you're a great streamer thank you guys thank you oh I like you thank you Shit up the lot, we're gonna catch. Look what you did? You have a mod. Think about this as a good thing. Because now we're getting all the bad chatters out. We would never know. you you you you you you I'm going to eat wait chat this is Pittsburgh's theme song holy aura This song is ass, bro. Bring it. It's not ass. And do the ads. Start. We want entertainment. Yo, yo, yo. Can you shut the fuck up? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Yeah Look at my KD for today Yeah I do this shit on a daily look I lost all four my games going positive thousand followers. You know what that means? Three hundred and eighty K is around the corner. Hey! Hey! You're not a few bucks! You're not a few bucks. I Now skip skip that please stop speaking in zero and ones, please you guys are not clankers. We do not speak in zero and ones Yeah One two, three, four. Dad, who in the chat would actually beat me in a fight? I don't think there is one. Y'all got me into an octagon What the fuck is that What's in these 5-1-1 stand-up way? In-game screen burn. What is happening? Huh? Peter's on my team? I'm going to cheat, Ethan. Wait, are these cheaters? A grandma would beat you in a 1v1 and get on a smart fridge. What? Buddy, you realize like... I'm from the hood, right? God, I think my team's all bunch of cheaters. 11k viewers, this is a new game. So you think I'm falling off? Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He toggled onto him through the wall, Mio. This guy's not even trying to hide it. That's the mood on my team. Should I ask them if they're cheating? Maybe they'll come, maybe they'll be like honest. Yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yeah. Yo, are you cheating? Yo, yo, yo Yeah Yeah, are you cheating? Who me? Yes That's the anti cheat Yep, he's cheating. Yep. Hey that motherfuckers That motherfuckers cheating. Yep. Hey, we fucking got him. Why are you asking if I'm cheating? Oh, I don't know. You just toggled onto someone through a wall Who you gonna hide it a little bit better wait who grabbed my down to you what did you just say? i'm not kidding i'm not even gonna argue that Do you want a PC check me? Oh bro, you're probably DMA of hell! This time I forgot to buy a DMA. You're like a moota. th th th Sorry. There we are. You will die. You will swing and you will fuck die. Wait what? Last one is bottom yellow. Wait. No. Breach. Preach. Go, Trilage, run back. Good, you're good, bro. There's a lesson to learn. Do you want a PC check right now? No, bro, I know you're cheating. I know you're cheating. PC check me. on everything I love on Jesus Christ on God himself I have one PC um PC check me PC check me I don't know who to add on discord I'm not, no, I'm good bro, why bro, you know what let's just win the game. I'll bend over I'll take my roll back and I'm not cheating. Hey, hey, hey, you are cheating. I know you are. I know you're. Put off the, put off the new look, put off the new look. I put it on my whole test life. cheating And I know this thing's on do you have me Me yes you I don't care this fuckers cheating My whole chat's doid now you guys all doid I think, I think he is cheating, but I don't know. Like that first round, also they're saying that one of the, one of the, you know, I know this thing's on. He's killing with someone. This guy right here. This guy said that he's, he's going to tank KD. That's what cheaters do. Do I sound like a narrator? Oh, what? oh what oh what do i sound different no dude you're gonna blow on a voice changer just play the game if he's cheating we can roll back it's not better that's like a narrator no dude he sounded the exact same sound like a fucking loser how am i I'm cheating! I'm not gonna lie bro, you sound just like Muda Hey, if I'm cheating, if I'm cheating, look look look look Go to my side and see bro, come back to site, come back to site No, I got kills for you Fuck up I'm out of here You're a better than your true surprise, cheater of Oh Nice lounge Nice one out there Let's see our place. Let's all right, please. He's not cheating Hey, this motherfucker is cheating his dick off. What the fuck is he looking at? Fuckin' safe, partner. Hey, Skype, you blame this guy! Boy, it's limited and locked onto the guy! Bro! He's the one! ... I'm so confused Wait He doesn't know, he doesn't know We'll let this shoot Yeah, that's a runup there I Told me that you told me that guy's cheating. It's not that guy's also cheating. Oh, he is. No problem. Yeah do I put him to sleep yeah see I told you guys this guy's also doing a problem Don't worry, I'll make sure to talk to the rep about this one. I have three players to hand over. This guy, this guy. We're not DMA guys, don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. We are not DMA. We are not DMA. We are not DMA. I repeat, we are not VMA. All they have open right now is net limiter and VMA captain aka Captain VMA. So on top of cheating and no one trying to fix the Gwebe glasses, shit gets serious. Sir, ELA? How's that? Oh If they lose to this tune, they'll just hit the server off Yeah, there, yep, that's the server IP right there. Yep, there it is. Yep, and that's the port, okay. of the death of death of of death of death of death of death are you guys this shit I cheated what's that are you guys this shit I cheated I can't get too much kids I'm gonna get bad no you're gonna get banned anyways I'm just gonna hand this over to the rep I'm not cheating man you are I Yeah, hey, bro, you have a dma card in your computer Don't we have is my g-force or tx You're right actually I'm 22 hey watch that shit I'm 22 No, how are you? Oh Um, no, I'm not a dev, no. Who is High Vise? Who the fuck is that guy? You are High Vise. You little piece of shit. Oh. Dude. We got caught, Jack. We got fucking caught. It's high fives! Oh my god, it is high fives! I do fucking voice crack! Alright. What the fuck? I love high fives. No, but all Jesus Christ I'm not cheating. That's just the right of my DME. No, you are cheating and playing this game. Go to match replay! Go to match replay! Go to match replay! Go to match replay! No! Shut the fuck up! Go to match replay! You are cheating! Wait, is it really cheating? You're duo-q, Jaguar is also cheating, and the other guy on the other team is also cheating! All three of you are cheating! Approved, children. I appreciate the TikTok slaps. The TikTok slaps, oh my God! Do you have a job? You just got a range-mated. Ah! What? No, but hey, PC check me. Bro, a PC check isn't gonna do anything. Uh, you can get a card. You have one PC, I can show you my hotel. You can go to this for a call. No, I'm good, I'm good. I think I'm gonna stay in this game. I'm gonna re-queue. I'm good, bro. Okay, got you, got you. No, you're cheating. Fuck you. Dude, listen, man, what the shit? How? Fuck! You need a new microphone. Maybe too much spent on the DMA card. Hey, I'm fucking off of my life. Come on, man. You stop fighting, please. Yo, what has my team even been doing? you you you you you you I Thought it's just like the abusive dad I'm a psychopath Nope cheat you're you know you're gonna get manualed anyways just just just do your thing bro let me at least 35 no fuck no hey just do it bro yeah you've gotta be the worst Peter I've ever seen in my life we could put up $10,000 and I'm not cheating. Bro, what? What the hell is right now? No, no. Jinxing middleman. No problem. I hope you get the guy to tell you. I have I have a bunch of information. Let me know. Bro, I don't give a fuck about bed plates. What? How you sound like? Now you sound like or to the gaming uh... all my all my god so the other team's shooting this these guys are cheating of the of the of the It's obvious he's view-bobbing. Yeah, I'm the one view-bobbing. Yeah. Are you brain-grab? I Hey guys GG All stream all stream go to the first start all stream I mean we could do that. It's just proving my point though. What? Fucking what? Let's see, round one. No! Now I'm going to! Now I'm going to! guys committing felony crimes openly arrest that though rookie numbers Asian Jeff's got six times this okay not bad could have just been a lucky Just one peek Okay Okay Turn XY on, XY above He lives clean? Maybe if not clean Miho! No, no, no. Jack! He is! Also? No. Jack, it's because I confronted him. I should have just let him done his thing. Fuck. God damn it. Who else was shooting? Not this round. Hey, Jack! He literally po- No, no, no. This chance is very demanding. Jack, he literally posted the server- you you you you you 3 in the chat with fuck you or in the chat if How about his handsome? All right, they're all three Bro, I'm kind of hungry like don't even say of course Egg emoji egg emoji egg emoji egg emoji egg emoji Let's witness it Hatching chicken emoji Hatching chicken emoji BOOM Hatching chicken emoji From facing gravy chicken Oh, I am from facing gravy chicken emoji Benjamin Magdalene Uh huh, yes. Uh, can we open hatch please? Thank you. What? Open hatch, please? Thank you. Can we open hatch, please? yeah yeah yeah yeah facing baby chicken front facing baby chicken so depressed bro front facing baby chicken front facing baby chicken front-facing baby chicken mode you front-facing you and your tts sorry I didn't mean that but one down here chat I heard him he's closing the door right now join my west main there's a quick west main coming in west main right now we're playing the line and somebody else it's almost like I just called that he's going back to their side yeah solar stairs he's in solar right here yep yeah line stop west main is drawing Yeah, where they're planting just tell me where they plant though. We have cams just tell me where they're playing On fiber yeah, I'm gonna make it now really so on-flying right? uh yeah I ain't dumb fuck look at the cam! your cam is shaked! no my cam is good you just don't know how to do with proper competition oh ok ok was he on top of the table is that why? no you can't even get on top of the table yeah you can oh you can? you didn't know you can? yeah he's swinging top Oh, but it wasn't on top of the table, it didn't matter. You just shit on the board. No, you just don't know how to ping, it's okay. No, you are shit at 2K. No, you're just shitty at fucking pinging, bro. No, let me see, let me see on your cam. Yeah, yeah, look. Where are you playing? Right there! Right there! Look! No, you missed ping, bro, you missed ping. Do you want me to ping the pillow? He's our coffee maker. He's a coffee maker, bro, so far. Are you playing dead? Like, are you? No, your columns are just terrible, it's okay. Okay, do you have a matter daddy? Are you okay sir? Are you mentally challenged? It's okay. No, I'm not mentally challenged. I think you are it's okay No, I don't know how to give a proper call out. Oh, it's good bro. Yeah, it's okay. It's good. The first leg around and I'm gonna go down Yo, are you on controller? No, man Blue caps brother blue caps. Okay. All right. You want to go down? I'm gonna go up again. We're gonna go up again. We're gonna have to grab now. Heard, heard, heard, heard. Damn. Chad, it's okay. I think my team... I just gotta take over. I literally just have to kill everyone every round. If your team... If your team... Hold on. If your team talks you, You literally just have to show up every every single round Get like five kills every single round Then what if they're gonna talk shit, you know what I'm saying like no they can't talk shit No, they can't because because they because because they can't because well, I'm hungry I'll get it now I can't move it. This guy's so long. Hey, don't fuck with me. I was never on of the death of death of of the death of death of All right, let me know big window during library right now You know Fenrir Good thing It's like to balcony What? It's your library. Heard. Could you put your firmware on backstage? Alright, I'm gonna push piano side. Nice. We've deepened it. I need you to play piano. Down to 30 seconds, they're gonna have to rush. The beefy's over there? Just like beefy. I That dmr Nice guys I just hope they don't bad now. We've been ram. That's fine. We've been ram. It's not now the Michael for longer Well, they're not longer than Yeah, I'm telling you this is the best knife I've ever might choose to ban the DMR in Siege ever and it's because New mouse new PC plus new mouse They banned a Zamy it might go bad I Chop could still play for the K bandit. Don't worry chat. I'll order food Hey, I'm not hungry yet Chop, why don't I keep grabbing my phone? It's because I've been to Antubi it would be like pretty impossible a good hold Or not it's up to me in UK. I'm not even kid My wrists are cracking every time I do this is that bad like I'm assuming they're trying to go blue says blue charges Nice They're just all rushing me I'm trying to kill him. Yeah, that one is getting banned. There's a drone below. Yeah, there's a drone right now. I'm from Wally Don't want to talk to you Yeah, yeah, he's getting by the wall He's getting by the wall Whoa, whoa! Blue? That was like 45 Yeah, it's a blue Miho Oh, he's got a Zim So you got a Zim, how do you... We're on fucking... There's a fucking whatever the shit that makes you have no recoil screw up. Can you shoot the thermite charge? Yeah, you did nice. I do we have deep even now soul says it is yes I'll go to the stairs. I can walk your main stairs. I really need cars right now On your main stairs walking down on five pink standing. He's on the platform five pink standing You right away I'm watching your your bag. He's swinging you right now. Yeah, but I couldn't do anything about ammo. It didn't have to do with your cane. Coming down. He's pushing all. He's walking up to you. We have tissue smoke. It's got smoke in there They might be made Oh Swing swing swing, I don't don't It's gonna sink! Yeah, I'm gonna see. Yo, what is bloody smoking, bro? You're not realizing these deep things. Why didn't someone say Grim was rotating, bro? Let's go. What should I call that out? What's my teammate, man? You talking about me? I don't know. Whoever Grim was, man rotated all the way around. No one said a word. They called it out. They say it left mids, though. This is what it is. Other than me, he rotated. I'm blue. No, it wasn't a grin. The grin was always blue. It was an ash that rotated all the way around. No, it was grin. It was grin. It was. It was. Where was ash? Where was ash at? Ash was blue. Yeah. Hey, guys, this is what I'm saying. I literally stared at the ash on main stairs. She rotated all the way around. She bowed. And I died only one. It gives a thought. Yeah. But I'm set! Oh my god! We're talking about Grim! Oh, okay, sorry. This guy, bro. This guy thinks we're talking about Ash level 5. See, I'm just giving info, guys. I'm just giving info. You know what I'm saying? Brother, we were talking about Grim. Yeah, but it's all good, guys. I'm just giving info. Also, I'm carrying. So, say Dada. You're all in kill. Wow, I don't really care. One bad game? It's crazy. Okay One point four to me how I Don't really care That says I bet bring Ram Just go back cyber bring a bring a grim gridlock thermite we get the wall open You know what I mean by family just bring a hard breach all edge up off the West Main You use your gridlocks and grims for the plant and then they just you know you walk in plant and you have everything Grimmed in gridlock. They're not gonna be able to stop you chat. We need a grim gridlock. We're doing boiler take Chat Isn't thermite the worst pick here. Don't we just go only do a boiler take now. Don't we just do Habana? my team is not the good practice mode do you have anything for the walls? I said I'm gonna go for the log join a west man Do we get main wall? Zombie's sitting right here. Zombie's on vert right now. We did clear out his army. I mean, I can, I can line scan if you guys wanna go to like kitchen side. I have a rundown she she in kitchen yeah last year might be West Maine nice kitchen door right now all my kitchen is just pretty fine with him get the water he's just sitting Top West main. Did you need the bandits? Yeah, I got them. Zombies are on the back. I Think I'm telling you Boiler take with Grim and Gridlock, you open the wall, they literally cannot swing you when you're planting, because you have the gridlocks on pillar and you have your teammate with grim holding your cross so when the grimm's go off and the gridlock's are often going to get pinged like crazy. Walk on the gridlocks if they want to swing you and they get fried. We had two hard breach like we could have easily got the back wall. They just tube me on it. I just want one actual fucking gunfight bro. Give me one actual fucking fight. So dumb. Yo, so we appreciate the tier one sub. Free. Yo, chat. Is it just me or is this guy the problem on the team? And he's kind of blaming everyone else. Wait, that's just a siege classic says you. Oh, I don't do that. When, when, when it's my fault, I take blame. Have you guys ever seen me blame shift? I don't, I don't blame shift. I don't do that. I don't do that shit. I don't I don't do that You and Muda 100 viewers apart nice there we go. Me and Muda really blew up Let me swamp it up here where's your shooting glass fucking go both bottom oh sorry sorry moota and i sorry of the death of death of I don't have a nose bigger than Muda. Son, yeah, we got a game to focus on. You're hungry. What's the library side of the mic? Wait, there's a timer up in the store. Alright, can you uh... I'm trying to get my hat to me off of him. You may have dropped, you may have dropped. You dropped, you dropped. top solar warden top solar top solar you just ran solar door right here alright someone dropped below we need to find that guy might have been a fireman alright he's trying to okay warden was also top solar so watch out he might have dropped I'm holding the bathroom runner right now I'm holding the snowmobile heard We gotta find this warden, but we gotta admit it. I don't see anybody below right now. Someone half-off. Someone half-off? I don't know. I believe. Gordon is dying. Gordon dead, piano. He's down. Down? Yeah, I was trying to grenade it, save it to kill. He's coming through the planet. He's in the closet! Dang! Swing out the rotate. Michael, bathroom door. Lad, move real quick. He's bathroom door. He's resin. Michael, bathroom door. Oh, wow, I've heard it. It's my time. But what was, uh, like, bathroom? Nice. Good call-outs. I mean, vamo porra. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, it might not just be the greatest of all time. Look, why don't you just pick apart the team? Like, oh my god! How are you so good? Did you just know that when you haven't eaten in a while, your stomach's just, like, weird? You know what I mean? Weird. Weird. Well, not shit grumbling. It's not grumbling, though. It's just like we, like, what do you want? That's what I'm trying to explain. It's like just like feeling like it needs it, you know what I mean? But not grumbling. Tat, how is this gold game? How? You might just got to tug it. Am I going to tug it? No, no, no. It's definitely food. It's food alone. You got a what? Maybe I'll tug yours. Maybe what? How old are you? 21. Thank God my life flashed before my eyes. You're good. Thank God. Bro, I've become Unk on Friday, bro. I'm scared. Bro, I'm the goat. I'm actually the goat. I heard once you're trying this age, you die instantly. 30? No. Chat, type a one in the chat if you're just enjoying my game play and taking notes at the same time. Three in it. I heard once you term that you die See just go with the summit It just prepares you didn't raise a death I Haven't heard a maestro and if a valet someone's go like braver some shit. Yo he what I'm not onion onion rings. Oh my god. That am I fat whenever I whenever I hear sonyan I think I'm hungry sitting in the library and I'm putting cams He's hot down blue everybody's running down blue as well I'm hungry in the room here bro man. I could go like quick. Should I go quick or a boiler or what? I'll be real they didn't have much of anything back there's maybe a cam There's this valve cam in here I Probably playing the games I could I could work up blue Where they were last seen as blue and the zombies sitting piano there's someone is All right good pick pipe man there's something that's lasting piano oh the pipe I forgot about the point tubes on four yeah Jimmy Kim's two on four yeah I got it right here rare It's close on the fucking screen. Yep Watch out and throw in a grenade and get the thing off for you Yeah, someone's fireplace Oh, no, no, no, no, okay gonna run up main stairs running on main stairs about right now Yeah, I just tagged them probably library now library Yeah, he's talking fucking mess bro. We're going to I hate my life Unless my team locks in but He's two of them are meds two of them are meds side. Can you guys start shooting for him? I think we're messy play Two of them are mezzed No, he's standing on bathroom door. Bathroom side. This guy senses bathroom. Bathroom window. Bro, it's nice. Why is the guy crying? Oh my gosh, he's Sagged. Why is the guy crying? Oh my god, he's Sagged. He's very Sagged, I'm not sure. Wait. Eh, they're just gonna hide though. There's no way. Also, what? We could have put pressure in multiple spotters, it's too much stuff that's not open bro, it's too much stuff that's not open. Not really bro, there was just a guy prone on bathroom door and it was two of them roaming, two of them were still out of sight just sitting on main. We were pushing back side, we needed someone to take bathroom, whatever it was. We didn't even take balcony, main, like we did. We had a guy on bulk and we just need him to take bathroom because we had back stairs We're walking back there. Can you guys come over and stop this game just sit right there? All you when to be swung you could have easily My plan was to low key cheese the windows. I ain't no Yeah, this guy. I don't know if you can hear us, bro 15 minutes, I forgot it's game He was sitting on the windows while me and who was a grim most should not be saying windows well I was below tell them I was below is he smoking dick I was an honor I thought I seen day I'm looking at you and I can definitely hear yeah is he stupid you were like you couldn't you literally grenade at piano you said there yeah I didn't make a piano so you could you know use your fucking glass and get rid of the a zombie you know what I mean I got I'm going to be as hungry when I pushed below the ground and we were walking. Yeah, I'm going to be dead. Jack, I'm going to be real with y'all. There was nobody on bat. I'm going to be so dead real with y'all. This champion. He was sitting in front and then he got up. He is the LARP-er. He is the most brain dead champion I've ever seen in my life. Yo. I see. He's fake setting up. Oh, there we go. Good job. They're in wine selling, man. Yeah, we're just going to take Long with, we're just going to take Long Garage with Habana. Hey, you're talking about backside thing, bro bring some grims this time bring some grims and stuff Get the wall. I'll no met off your West main flame. Are you guys are you guys? You just switch off a bonnet. That was the whole pl- Oh my god, you're joking, right? So now what now what's the plan this guy swapped off the bonnet? Matt right? Have trick from I don't know, I don't know, I'm gonna go up and down, down. I don't see anything on Westman, I'm hearing someone though. Oh He's behind that and he didn't give a call out so I don't know This is like insane This is possibly the worst team ever the champion is just yelling at people Like he's one in four tour. He's just yelling at people like bro oh my fucking god I can't no I can't I need the water food I need to stress eat nope nope fuck one and four four and he's yelling at people I like top okay bro of the death of death of death of No, this is bad this is fucking bad Yeah, I said at least you got your kill, bro Let me guess he's still yapping save in the off hey it doesn't work like that bro we're going up let me guess yeah you have a problem with it where we going well I would have said down I'm about to get mad. I'm about to get mad. I'm about to get pissed. I have a fake champ. I have a fake champ. Me, Paul. Okay, that's what we're gonna... Whoa. Wait, come back. Well, yeah. Yeah, I can't, I can't. I can't I can't I bet us can't no I don't know. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. That is the best. That is just DMR versus Shield. I really can't do anything about that. Really can't do anything about that, Miho. Now, is Stompin' playing? In two minutes, he's playing. good night I buy six I went nine six and four my whole team went negative what Yeah, it went two and five and he was trying to I jail the whole time. Oh fuck. No, you've got that much. Wait, this is just when it starts now. Are they playing instantly? 10 minutes back Jack can I order like food for the game this is like if it's like like It- it- like- like- Like, it's gonna be a good game. No. Chat! I have my- I have my favorite chips. Wait. Grown ass man wearing pajamas. Hold on. Wait? Chad, look. Look! Chad, by the way, do y'all have these chips? Yes or no? Sh-Dar-Daritos, Dinamida, Chile-Lemon. Mid! Get the- Get the fuck outta my chat! What do you mean, mid? Loser. now stopping stopping don't get nervous i'm watching son son young ring me and zack around first name hey no you're not What about G2, what about G2, what about G2, loud, miho, What about you two? Oh, wow, that's good. Chat, we should all buy that to support stomping. We should all buy the skin. Why is there a sun-yant ring? Fuckin'. But I thought Jinxie wasn't gonna miss a game. Isn't he gonna go live? He's gonna go live, right? Oh, what's that? Yee-haw! Whoa. Oh, who is that? Oh The aura oh My oh My aura eight teams will make the main stage me out Lake City to me We have already sailed through phase and twist and minds handled business yesterday, but today the tide turns also again three team Yo, is this is this 480p? What the fuck am I paying for? Give us an all-European promotion game dark zero and wild card collide in an all NA battle an Enterprise gaming looking to keep riding one of the biggest waves of the tournament look to trash talk their way to victory victory over Shopify Rebellion on the elimination side of things. NIP are the team to watch after kicking down Fioria in an upset yesterday. Team Falcons could be the next team caught in their current. We've got promotion games on the A stream. We've got elimination games on the B stream. Day five of Salt Lake City starts now. Nice. Well, you might be mistaken with the two teams that we have playing in our very first match of the day, because while we are in North America, we've got an ML Derby to start things off. G2 had an opportunity yesterday to clinch a spot being the first team to go up 3-0 and advance the main stage on Friday. And of course, it's another EML team that prevented them from doing so. Twisted Minds being the first team to qualify and we will see a second team in this VP G2 matchup. You would expect it Parker because G2 topped the kickoff back during the EML domestic stage, but it's been their regional opponents who have given them the most trouble here in Salt Lake City. They'll get another battle of course up against the Virtus.pro today to kick things off, but all day long across both streams We've got critically important games where every best of three matters to send someone home or to main stage Absolutely, we'll have both streams running again So you're not just gonna be here for your drives and charm and everything that people were talking about in chat You've also got the B stream which Ace and Des will be on on the screen is your schedule G2 Virtus.pro will be off in just a few moments then we'll have enterprise versus rebellion and we'll round up a game with an American derby of dark zero versus wildcarch. What is stage? What is stage? What is the stage? Like the land. All gamers, five fears. Jesse, you know what I'm going to say. The 14th. What are you going to say? Loser goes home. Of course, Parker. There are some really high stakes down there on the B-Stream, particularly looking at Falcons. They've binged the grand finals for the last three majors to not make it would be incredible. Here's your bracket Whoa, whoa, whoa to get here. I'm confused I'm confused far right side of your screens that we've already sent to heat teams To the brackets where we are cyclops and furia getting sent home without winning a match here at the major I'm sorry to win make qualify higher expectations We need them to win no doubt twisted minds and phase plans your first two teams will be playing in front of a crowd in Salt Lake City Inferior was on a lot of people's markers is one of the favorites to go deep into the event Yep, he needs to make the live portion and the last day in cash. No, I'm not dumb Stop asking if I'm dumb don't usually know I'm not the organization as being along the same lines of keg But very obvious problems with the Panthers. They will have to sort that one out our combatants today are g2 versus Virtus Pro at this g2 team that just so Oh my aura! Yeah, I mean after the EML dominance There's a look at something. Everybody thought this team would be locks for the main stage and they're still favorites even with the loss today They'll get one more opportunity tomorrow, but there's no doubt G2 have had a couple of struggles yesterday Wait, I don't know, it's locked! It was blamed on poor decision-making and a big tweak in the open champions So they're gonna want to put some of that here in their domestic matchup versus VP VP actually the only team before yesterday to have taken a match off G2 They beat them in G2's season opener back in the domestic stage and now they're looking to do that once again Virtus. Pro have been really surprising some people here. What do you think? My EPS will be softened them last season and it looks really good now you might be honest What do you think my EPS would be if I sub into like something chat and here you are first zero will be 85, zero. This is not exactly a map that we know them from, but we know G2 at this point. Zero. I'll be in the negatives. And if needed, Bordr will be our decider. And this is like a very clear example of this VP not being the team we're used to seeing, right? The old VP would have never gone to a map that they haven't played before, but this is a brand new one for Virtus Pro. They haven't shown it since forming their new roster, G2 beating Shopify Rebellion earlier this tournament. Okay, yeah, I mean we've been riding along watching g2 casting g2, so I mean we'll see is that unfolds There we go. Oh my god Thank you Absolutely beating dark zero I should say Troy teams they always mix me up 73% of you back in G2 Massive kind of swing for the community They know how this game has gone in the past a rematch of the EML finals between I'm confused and we kick it off on a brand-new map for me wait. I'm confused Wait, the graph is the graphic backwards Bro this is a billion dollar company what the fuck Chat and not like to respond the mirror band out That was their first band when they played against dark zero two days ago coming through from g2 They followed up echo in their previous matchup, but they will move to the kaid I think that is a more standard band. I think a very good band up again. Whoa. Oh, so breathing in the mic Yeah, I mean you get rid of one hard breacher or hit one of the breach denials and you get rid of a hard breacher here on bank That's pretty standard stuff. Nothing really that abnormal. I will say Jesse It has been eternity since I have pasted Dan competing against G2. For the longest time, these two were the Titans at the very top of Europe. First Pro, obviously at the time, having an all Russian roster, they have a new identity now, and the team is still quite good. In fact, you mentioned that they faced off against G2 in the AML finals. Granted, G2 did have their way with them in that matchup. I wish only a happy birthday. I did. But some teams don't take that as seriously as they will here, knowing that their spot on the main stage is on the one. Exactly. That was a seeding match between G2 and Virtus Pro and of course for prize money, SI points and bragging rights. But this one will be the one that people remember. This is the one that counts at least in terms of qualifying to top eight here in Salt Lake City. You mentioned Dan briefly Parker and he's got to be a big focus for me here on these first six rounds because defense wise he has been incredible. I also will look up to people saying Happy Birthday to me. That is the best of any player here in Salt Lake City. My birthday is in December. Watch out for Dan. He's likely to be the top rider for VP through these first six rounds. So keep all eyes on Dan and his utility. Pasha will roam. This is my first time casting another player named Skye's as well. Jesse just does a side note here. I'm so used to casting Alex as he was. No, it's not my birthday. What I said, why are you guys saying happy birthday? Shut up. There is a bit of a journeyman over in North America. We wish him well in his retirements to play in some T2 stuff. There's a new Skye's in the town. I'd like to be playing to enable his team in front of way as Pasha's the first one involved in some action But scares away these G2 players that falls back himself Then your master looking to capitalize off of that, but is unable to find anything This is frankly a really cool defense from bird is pro They brought the castle which is not an operator often in this thing here on the bottom floor of bank And they've used it to kind of extend onto this mid floor Given a bit more of an aggressive look over towards G2 not content to just sit with the utility down in the bomb site They're gonna be looking for some early gun early gunfights hoping to stall out this clear a bit and there it is They are the manly hour finds you open fragile doki Not exactly what you want as Deimos Dan of course involved in this is always a good thing You highlighted those numbers just moments ago Now it's skies lined up with a nitro cell and then just to get shaco He took the body took the man not the utility skies could have another as well Well, this is a good defense from VP, whether it's that Castle slowing them down, or a lacking utility G2 is just bottomed out on this entry. Yeah, that Muti-Arrow is dead, and it's gonna be really hard to push him out. Benja can't see him on the snake, so it gets really awkward to clear this roam position. He is a bit caught, he doesn't have a good rotate back to site, and he's likely dead here to Benja, but NO! This is the fight, Skye's so good with the SMG-11. Zero damage done to him up till that point. Holy, stop it! Find a little bit. Skye's on a rampage. AliMau shot down and it's stomping in a 1v5. This is not the start that Gigi wanted whatsoever. Check him PC. Check him PC. Nope. These are both very good attacking teams on this map. The Defender win rate, 4vp. Not very good. You wouldn't know it after that one. A flawless start and a 4k from Skye. He's good lord. Really good to see Skye's bouncing back, Parker. He was the MVP of the team back in their opening match versus Shopify rebellion drop 15 kills his first game in Salt Lake City But he hasn't had a really strong game since has gone negative or even every game since that first one versus SR So starts off for you. You're roaming on bank and again I want to highlight that utility play the big problem with roaming in 2026 is that you've got demos you've got doggity You've got snake the attackers have so many tools to find your position and clear you out But because he's playing on the mute he can set those jammers down he can avoid a lot of that utility And so it meant that that in particular I'm gonna go get a bottle of water to find that pick on to onto Don't look at my eyes. I should say the vert play was excellent But it was not quite good enough to come down from G2 so really strong start from VP Yeah, I mean all of it enabled by that castle as well G2 just trickling in one by one They broke the door they were looking for a three two one go onto that tellers portion of the map They were just a little bit too behind there and it will be there undoing a castle being brought again so G2 will once again have to confront those Bulletproof barricades if you say that because glasses are shooting at him anymore. It was a long time ago It requires to change up our language a little bit on that gadgetry, but yeah Still nook being brought by doki. He had a pretty lousy first round picked off right away This is a great nook map. Yeah, it was Alma who was playing this operator so often in their last time in their last game Against DZ here on this map So a bit of a change up now Alamo on the snake getting in very early talk floor finds a couple of bodies, but no heads Parker They've got another now over on the stairs Dan leading things off again, and it's a mirror matchup Dan versus Doki It'll happen twice Pasha guns down alley now The nook gambit that we were excited to see will end up doing nothing 45 seconds into the round and G2 Have already fallen on their face. Yeah yet to find a single kill in this match Parker uncharacteristic for G2 Their weakest start to a game so far It's not like City Major in a 3v5 now a bit of the ability to work some picks back They've got caught floor control that roam clear It was very costly, but at least they take some space from it Burst Pro deciding they're happy to give up this control despite the fact of angel if you're on the ram and maybe a mistake Great shot from Benji to come through Three those mute chambers will still exist nice, then Intel operators being Especially it's stopping those death marks from Shiko. He's still got two remaining in pocket Soft destruction hard destruction will round out the g2 operator lineup at the moment as we hit the half I'm putting in liquid IV be able to pull something off, but he loses the dual Stop and trades it back Oh, no. That's the best way to play around the team. He and Benja will need to do some serious work. The team will get another. It's a dead drop, shut down by Skyes. Neither of the two remaining players on VP have died. No reset, Benja. Stomping's got a minute to work through this, Jesse, but it's not looking good. Lots of time for the youngsters, still 19 years old, looking to get this clutch here. It would be a critical round to win. Hold the aura. He's a late round player. You know this feeling, this aura. This is why they have him existing so long in each round. I'm not going to say it. But I'm going to say it, I was the only one that was able to shut down Stompin when we did the 2v2 I shut him down, but that's just me. That's just my worry. from the chains at the corner. I'm sorry. I was just I was just guys, it's a final kill. G2 unable to muster anything on those first two rounds. VP off to a screaming hot start. Yeah, a bit frustrating coming through from G2 because again, yeah, I'm about I'm about to get frustrated. But G2 have had a bit of history on and you go back to that nook place. Look how stop it just started. It's not creating up those lobby stairs on one hand. That's kind of an unexpected play. You know, nook doesn't see a lot of pick rate presence here. Wait, they already called it timeout. The six major coming through we don't see a lot of that nook but it was played twice by Alamow on that very ball set just two days ago i mean that is a strategy i got the lemon showed in the past so of course we were ready for it just relying on visual aid to stop walking up the spiral staircase ended up being some really early deaths from doke and alamow now in both rounds particularly that second round and then you kind of get into this awkward space where you don't have the man couch you have good information you saw red 40 are you praying dead It's a powder. There's a red powder in his position. The whole red 40 only go one for one on the trade that Everything has read 40 in it until advantage even when G2 are setting themselves up into I'm gonna take it out. They're not capitalized on them and this early tack time up from Ramalho. I think makes Seem a little bit worried for this team. Oh, I didn't know you're a G2 fan Listen, I want to be between these teams Parker and the way G2 is playing all right We're not gonna get a good competitive game Bank is the most rounds played here in Salt Lake I'm not jerking it. Well, I'm only attacker favor, bro is not a gym rat You guys if I stepped into the gym, I would be I would be in peak form in like a week One by the attackers that almost mirrors G2's win rate on this map over the last seven times that they've played it 58 almost 59% for G2 or come a dinner. We can say 6 or 7% What gives me a little bit more concern is that why we haven't seen Virtus.pro play that much of this map? Your defender win rate is downright miserable. A 39% defender win rate for VP on this map. And you wouldn't know it looking at these score lines. Yeah, but again, like it's a new team. They've made some roster moves since the last time they played it. And I think it really does speak to that new identity that verse pro wanted to bring into 2026 season We're seeing that live now in this also important game versus G2. It's only 2-0 in the tack time Let's just been called. I don't want to ring the alarm bells yet. It's also VP's pick So it's a long series don't panic yet stop and fans But okay, certainly start the VP we're dreaming of now to go to the top floor And this is gonna be a bit of an awkward spot because Pasha has brought this bandit It's gonna make the elevator wall very difficult to open up on the side of G2 They've got stomping here in the doke me to try to accomplish that goal But they'll need some nades or some other utility to find those bandit batteries before wow I didn't even know that was a spot Bp. No, holy aura. He probably had that happy to play behind their utility like no glaze On the top floor of banquet a kite gets banned out You have to bring the bandit the good news is the bandit has a terrific gun as well So in the hands of Pasha with all the ways he's been able to make finding a select kills You've got a good utility operator and a good fragging operator that are you now being dealt with that all my Closed is affectionately referred to as canto spot named after the g2 Yeah now Confront cuz we know I'm out. I might have a good reading that we needed a long shot from doki He finds the body of sky for his first right and that is a really important kill with six no before that moment But now things get awkward. Shaco has to walk up these spiral stairs. The wall is closed So this position will be very tough to clear out for the Frenchman The skylight drop which has become far more common here on the bank He looks like Spider-Man But looking for a mistake He's my hero So many players on the side of VP whose names we haven't said because they've done anything Jesse Roark is definitely one of them. Pasha will eliminate Shaco and go for a drop He might be able to get another spot. Wait, but he's got paused for a moment. Oh my god. He can. Lion scan will kill both. Oh my god. He missed them. He sees one, he sees one, cuts him off a wire. Oh my goodness, target dub. He's falling abound. Body's hitting the floor. Oh my god. Pension master now in a 1v4 outside on repel. This round has not gone any better for G2 and it's Rorik to seal the deal. A perfect start and a perfect rotation for Virtus Pro. This has been clinical from VP, just by perfect neutral play. The fact that you stick the bandit trick there from Pasha absolutely Really heartbreaking stuff for G2. I mean they didn't think that that wall was gonna be such a big problem They only brought those EMPs. They had the cap Enough really bold play to stick the bandit trick Once the cancel wall is no longer an option option to get angles open It just becomes so difficult the crossbar was too strong the drop down as well with the Aruni punch I mean every land that VP had there was perfectly crafted to And after the tack time out you go down such devastating result you have to be better than that This one in particular. I don't even know if you saw the player hanging on repel that was yeah, who was that? Yeah, that was Alina. I don't know if he saw that one or not But I mean you got two players like spider-man Peter Parker himself hanging off a web in the middle of the lobby and It's like glass the body of your potential flank It was a shrewd and smart move from Virtus Pro and they are absolutely dog walking G2 All right skills from Skye's for From Dan, I mean it is really just been nobody does walk down for eggers on VP Neko the hard support IGL left off the kill feed, but that's exactly where he wants to be We've talked about this with other IGLs Parker where sometimes you look at guys like vitteking guys like Canadian If everything is going to pass they should not be fragging and that's exactly what happens so far from bird's pro Yeah, I mean Naco is not seeing any real minutes at all The only time we saw him was I want to say when he played mute in round number two I think so Correctly, and he was a bit more forward but beyond that this VP team doing very well Obviously the kills will tell the whole story 15 to 4 in terms of the fragging department I think they're nervous that I'm watching guys. I think they're nervous. They know averaging just a little over one kill per round Is not gonna get the job done. That's the type of thing that you might see at a team in planes Yeah, that's not the thing you expect to the top team coming out of you know, and on one hand I like the mute band coming through from G2. It's good. I don't need to wake up clear That was the big problem opera that skies is playing VP don't have to roam anymore they see the new thing they say that's fine Snake bring your demos. We're gonna go sit inside the bomb site a much more passive approach coming through from VP Opportunities maybe for guys like skies to get aggressive at some points in this round But really they're not looking to take aggressive fights. Oh, no shoots and drones hold their angles and fall back with all of their Utilities site. Yo, it's not like stop saying happy birthday. It's not my birthday. Ah Possibly want to walk down. Hey They're not used to and force them to work with this utility. I'll mention it as well, without the Habana they've been forced to bring three sets of can openers which could be restricting the openers they want to bring for this attack. It should be a very old bandit. Lydia, it's not my birthday. I mean Stompin fans weren't even born at this point in time. Lydia, could I get it here once up? And you get a badge, Lydia. You get a badge. You get us a trunk of badge. Don't think about it. Think about it. Think about it you'd have to bring two at minimum if one of them died early just like the olden days when it was just Thermite and Thatcher you were kind of screwed for this There's just so many reinforcements you have to deal with They've got the sends from stomping to lock off angles they've got the ying from Alamow to blind players of course and even Shrek along this Grim will have some bees to spot out player utilities To make this execute work This push is gonna be I'm overworked. Wait, how many hours am I at? Do you need to find other angles to get frags in this push? Because they likely won't be able to get that confused down on the ground with all of these players. Far away the slowest down for both of these teams, and honestly, that's quite a TV people play. Once every two minutes here, is Daniel quarterback this play from a position that he wants to see a pulse play in? The solos will be there, so Dan will be able to give some information to these teammates. Demos target going out, speak walking, and Beja missing all of his shots. Skies cut some down, now the Demos have Doki empty handed over in garage looking to push over towards both crosses here as well. He gets Skies that was hoping for a response from DP, they almost get Doki. 20 seconds left, Jesse, 8 players still on the board, make that 7, Neko tears through Doki, Alimau getting diffuser down. Dane will give that information, not before he kills Stompin in the process and there goes the rest of G2. Gonna piss me off good lord Parker it's been a rough to witness for g2 fans. I mean everything they're trying to do is failing I think they recognize the defense setup from BP very nicely there. Okay, I'll introduce you I'll introduce you guys good Lydia Kp Kp Lydia had a lot of different angles in that push They had a player on gold hatch they had a player dropping elevator hatch They had a player on main stairs every angle you could want for that push They had someone there. The problem is if you just have Lydia can I get a can I get a shop by rebellion or not? There's no potential for a trade and G2 you said me lose their gunfights very often This is not a common problem, but today they're getting out manned out gunned at all moments And I'm not able to get the shots that were used to see them. Who do you think you are? You just didn't matter with all of his teammates falling around What's wrong when a fight to save their lives and VP have been looking so good on what's wrong I'm under this is vertus pros map, but they are defending. Oh, oh the eSports drops So basically Lydia when you load into the game, you're gonna see a whole bunch of packs You're gonna see a whole bunch. No, I don't yell. I don't yell. I'm very comms sure. So basically there's two drops There's a sub Um, drop, which gives you the badge, the Chajonka Unicorn badge, and then the second drop is the eSports drops. If you watch eSports, you get packs in game. Alright, she's not even listening. She's not even fucking listening! Whatever, I'm on my way. It's almost a 40% defender win rate for VP. This is abnormal to see this. Oh, Sampath on shield. He's very mad right now. He's making a decision to start on the attack here. I just made sure that was correct indeed it was. Here comes the push top square Stalpin finds the opening frag here on the black beer the blitzon as well out now Not quite it's poshons Very early push for g2 and it is working out in space for the first time they have a numbers advantage posher will say no He's at seven kills skies at seven kills g2 Combining for seven kills themselves. So you're gonna be going up against some juggernauts and Six and oh But he has not been the star of this show so far Jesse. No, I mean there have been multiple stars here Parker There's really been no bad performance for VP G2. Maybe the best look they've had so far though. This is a decent start for them It's not an easy round. It's not for you at this point But they've got a 3v3 even man count spot and I like their tools stomp it on the black beard Shaka on the demos and then Benja up top on this ram. It's gonna make positions Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, pro down to the bottom. Yeah, are you guys get so This is where he got to go. Or maybe full skips though. With this ram up above, it is very scary to play here. Oh, Shaco. This is where he got to go. Look at Alibaba! This is done by the Rams. This old foe! Then Kaleesha was able to get a couple picks on this ram from that same spot. Oh my god. With the open area bomb site, he will stare down a very familiar part of this map. This round was lost too. He's assumed the position. Dan is waiting for the drop. If they can catch him, this would be a huge pick for G2. They'll use one of their death marks to isolate Pasha. Maybe a flash is a drop. You can come in from small office. The Blackbeard will land all up to Skye's to clutch out. He gets one. No defuse kit for G2 as they hold the lead and they hold the numbers advantage. Nice yourself goes out. He lets it rip. He's down. Now it's all up to him and Shiko. Shiko finally getting on the board. Skye's looking to break double digits. But he's got Shiko. I got him! Heals. But he's going to win the round. That's a big motivator. And Shiko needed to get in the game. Dropping a doe up until that round. Two kills for the Frenchman. I hate women boy getting swept in the first half. Yeah, he was late to the party Parker But Shiko's arrival in this game could not have come at a more critical moment stops that Potential clutch coming through from skies and just working around his teammates really nice 3d3 it was a great push all together with of course that drop coming through from stop And he's the one player who can safely drop that stock hatch because he's got that big shield in front of them Unfortunate loss from Benja. I guess guys It's so good today that Nitro again, it's just incredible play from Skye's, but Shiko, when he is required to hits the shots and then he's the leader of 1v1. That's why he was bad. He's so good. Wow, wow, wow. And honestly, it really does come down to how quickly they were able to roam, or how quickly they were able to cut down on the roam. Yeah. Right? We finally saw a good execute here. And honestly, Jesse, a lot of these kills have been coming really, really early, With the exception of the fourth round every first blood has been spilled before the halfway point of the round Most of them within the first minute. So Isolating these No With no player lead Much map control and ultimately you didn't Locked in the process You too and they've got one more attempt now on attack before they go to a side that statistically Practiced on oh my goodness edge almost gets a golden opportunity for two skies taking some damage and VP They can't try one back can't tell wall so that wall is gonna stay closed no matter which way you cut it now G2 will need a different approach They brought Alan out here on the thermite so it looks like it's gonna be a top square plants coming through from G2 Oh, thanks. He repels in now. It'll begin to get this way. Nice. I'm worried about the clash for this boy Alan I'm out or Neko will be able to position himself over there. We go square running through the hallway now And this is gonna make it really difficult for G2 to actually push in they got the breach Excellent, but making your way from their current positions into the bombsite through that breach is a whole another ballgame Depending on the calls here from Neko, they could punish Alimao. It's Stompin and Rorik coming to blows. A double stack up now as Shaco is in pursuit. Rorik fighting off his angle, he's using his time and time again. That will go razor for a nice shot from Stompin. He'll find a second through the wall, down goes Pasha. Holy fucking war. Shaco being Stompin's mad now. That was very mad. He's doing much better than the previous round. Almost an opportunity from Dan as the player jumps out the window. I believe it was Alimao trying to get that frag, but not quite going to be able to secure it. Only King Stompin Stompin this kid just looks magical sometimes kills. He's able to secure It's doki who misses a couple of opportunities on skies playing inside of please go play It should be good enough to execute, but they need to be sharp here for the last 75 Should I go to bill tated by that way down a kill on to doki was hanging on that cross Outside of the bomb site You'll need somebody to take up that position because it paralyzes the defenders often known as cut or cross Bro, Lydia, you're just gonna sit there on repel. Bro, you don't have anything to do. Rotate over and I'll end it. They're not expecting you to punish them for it. So G2 will have Alley now go into this position. He was over by square stairs. Final minute of this first half. And it's G2 with the numbers advantage. Stomp is really looking for something here, but it's Benj on spiral that opens things up. The last 45, 8 goes down. It's an answer from Skye's. There goes Stomp in. You're a fucking dead. With the defuse, get one side sight, Kenny Pletier. Skye's breaking double digits. See Shaco over by stock trading and does not want to commit to this engagement. If I die, when I died because we all die in life, are you guys going to celebrate my death? Three monsters on G2. Plenty of time. The attackers have the bomb site. Alley Mal might be quiet on the offense, but he's getting that defuse kit down. Yeah, give me a get. Much greater headache for this VP team. Dan isolated. You can see G2 is behind that. Looking for him licking their chops at this final kill. It'll be Alley Mal to do that. No, not kill us this first half Carl on the exit frag and round number six. Yeah, I'm immortal That means I'm gonna stream forever until the sun explodes I'm like a Timo, a Timo is so bad when you're dead, you dropped and killed me, yeah. I mean, it was just like, my Periket was so dead. I'm gonna talk to some things about the attacks, okay? I think like, for the attack on Panera, it's like, I think we can do it again, the same. I just think like, you were kind of user-expansion, like, they win this, and like, they're gonna probably pick you up this round. So like, it's like, you go far over time, you're gonna, you attack two times. I think they're gonna go for Panera, and they're gonna go for the book business. I think they go for Panera, like, they should attack again. But the enemies didn't go in the windows because the guy like this quick kitchen can also try to play the same for okay So like that's not okay pension like for the son of a man and for basement guys. I think like Actually could plant in the same time you were hitting the back. Okay, you just didn't have to plant. Okay, so like let's focus these details like this like Many things that it because loads their home like also like open area almost lose just because of the fuser, okay So like let's talk about who has the fuser, who is going to plant there, who is going to be alone in 7, okay? So like make sure we have that thing going. I don't think it's going to work again, bro. Like we rush because we surprise them, they have the goyos, like we just got them off guard, you know? They're going to pop the goyos and they'll do the same again. Like, is Spiral Push not going to work because we don't have the other goyos? Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just thinking what should we do, you know? The ban is so hard. Like, we could like do some like, horizontal push. Whoa, Alamo is going against the coach! They're gonna tie him up before they get there. After they get there, okay? So, yeah. After the defences. Um... Woah. You want me to put the 2, but the start, then do the K2, but I'm sure I just do it. Meet your fucking mic. Nice one. That's good. That's cool. Guys, if they go for a service, they just play touch and... David, David, David. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't have a good touch. You can't have a good touch. Listen, please, guys, I'm on the swear, I know. You just flash one close and flash one deep. That's it. The server guy is dead. You can have a touch and that's it. So I just enjoyed this game, let's finish this shit so easy. Enjoy this game, let's finish this shit so easy. Different vibes across the two teams a little bit there, Parker. Calmness from dark, confidence exuding from the VP side of things, and again, you can tell with a little bit of that information advantage, not showing a map, they pop up off guard so far in this game, it's a loud VP, you get a 4-2 lead. Thank you for that. You'll good about being present at these next three rounds on the attack. I mean, if only it were that simple, right? Yeah, but okay, we're gonna flash. It's fat. It's fat. Entertaining like me. Like you should try to scream. I jump up and down. I wish it was that simple. I do that. Nothing has really been simple about this matchup for G2. In particular, it was a hard fought end of this series where they were finally able to pick up some much needed kills. You are entertaining. They eclipse their kill total. That is just around five in the first what the fuck is that to average and just Let me see how I dig around at the halfway Very openly said we don't like playing the morning games for some gamers staying up late. You're grinding. You're not Non-sponsored energy drink hits Yes, so G2 finally set it into their groove the one thing I will be looking forward to are these numbers. G2 are a pretty good defending team, not as good as they are on attack, but VP is a very good attacking team on this map. Yeah, of course G2, they played six rounds earlier in this tournament defending on bank, they won four, they lost two, if they can do that once again, they'll add it to overtime when their opponents pick. That is frankly a good result here in a best of three. You don't need to win your opponents not pick, but if you can, you can put them in a really strong position. So that'll That'll be the goal for G2. Band out the Monty, which is going to limit the options for Neko coming through on Virtus.Grow. He's played just a single attacking round for the turn of the game, not on a shield. No player has a higher shield pick rate here at the tournament. 90% of the tournament. Yo, Super, I appreciate the tier one sub. Can we get some Ws in the chat for Super? You're from Neko today. Monty's just playing the sub. So maybe now you've got to flex somewhere else. They see that the community is very well treated. You're all going to play very differently. And I know that the average viewer might not know Yes, Lydia how a Monty a blitz a fuse shield even and a Blackbeard Do you guys think it's too full? Blackbeard is going to be one and that's a rough one. Blackbeard is going to give you a bit more fragging potatoes. It can be a more bona fide. My seed for her than a Monty or even a Blitz. Monty, you're usually not going to get a lot of kills. You reference both the King and Canadian. They're great examples of it. Most of their attacking rounds, they're going to play that operator and they're not ever going to play Lydia. Lydia, I don't hate you. With Neko, he's going to be a little bit more active in the Sun Yen ring. I have to imagine or it very. When he has Sun-Gun Ray. When he's set up to do so, should he find himself in this situation? Yeah, Neko is not the most passive shield player. You will absolutely see him ADSing when he lets him. LELIA! As is pretty common here in the shield meta, we're currently in Shaco. What are you playing, Valorant? He gives a little bit of damage on the posh of the other side of things, but the candela should force him back through a hatch. Indeed, it does. An easy retreat from Shaco. Never in any real danger area. I don't know when you're not screaming. Shaco's in a very quiet day. One thing as well to keep note of here, Jesse, is that Shaco, you still have to struggle to keep him safe. Don't you trim all day. And then I worked and then you scrimped and then all you do is play that game He'll farm the first couple rounds and still be a good player But we don't often see him taking over games against tougher opponents. He is not taking over this game He's sitting at two kills. He's right the team below him right now is Ali now on a support role So Shaco need some time Saturday I suppose for this week. No everybody is still alive Harboring has a plan for Friday or Saturday small office hatch open actually did just at the end there So nicely done all hatches open even if it took every little bit of you He cost load things down, but it hasn't been to be entry from boss's life I got it. I got to watch this now. Oh, yeah chat by the way Okay by f you streamer chat by the way Chat I do want to say I do want to say this one thing um I have to work. See, I have to work. So, Chad, do I end? Do I end? Do I have to work? Yes, bro, and no, because you guys want me to fucking in. Oh, shit's annoying. 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