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Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to the festive season here on the
Battlestake Games channel live on switch. We are in the booth to bring you another
day of the festive season newsreel. My name is Cracked Wisdom sat here in the
booth with the mythical man and the moustache and all of the amazing culture that he brings
to the scene. It's hot sauce. How are we feeling, sir? How was your Christmas? I hope you had
a merry blessed day with yourself and your family yesterday. And now you're looking forward
to spending any more of that festive seasonal time with some more folks in the future. Have
you got your eyes on any maybe updates that have come into Tarkov that you're looking
to try out over the next couple of days? Dobre pojola vet, my druzie. In the
I'm very excited. As we all
know, there's a recent arena
patch with a lot of great
changes. More specifically
some to checkpoint, which, uh,
you know, I am kind of a fan
of checkpoint. I know I get
some guff for that. But yeah,
certainly excited for that
got to spend a lot of time
with the family yesterday. I
got to do a little bit of
Tarkov base game grinding
this morning and caught a
couple of arena games on some
of the new maps and stuff
that we'll be talking about
here in a little bit. So yeah,
the new year. Yeah, actually,
uh, also managed to get up at the time to spend with the
Mrs yesterday after she said she was going to be working all day,
got off early. So I took myself away early and sent some time
with her and ended up nearly sleeping past the alarm this
morning. Oh, I missed out on all the anti in the action
that's been dropped. So there's a lot for us all to be
getting real excited about today, folks. I've literally
just opened up my launcher and I've patched the arena
side of things more to come on that as we go throughout
the broadcast. But there's a lot changed overnight and
there are some really cool features that have come along
I was super keen just to load
up arena and see the new QOL
screen that pops up in front of
you telling you about all those
balancing changes and what's new
to come. So even just the quality
of life as we have come to expect
from PSG just getting that a little
bit better on every update. Yeah,
you know, we just had the base
game update and now the arena patch
update as well. And it's nice
that they're kind of all alternated
I went to do myself I can hop on arena for a little bit arena was down last night when I went to do my daily so I grinded some base game until this morning wrote around when I when I hop back on so but yeah a lot of great changes quality of life changes you know just various different things and so always taking those kind of steps or strides in that right direction you love to see it.
Yeah, some footnotes for the folks at home to keep an eye out on if you're not necessarily a blast gang fan, if you're more of a checkpoint nerd, or you feel like you're a last hero hero in hero, whichever way you want to go about it.
But if you're a slayer in the solo, then these update notes are going to be a big one for you. Obviously, last hero, the one that's getting the new maps coming into the game, as well as checkpoint, the one that's been seeming to be the heavily focused feature of those technical updates and adjustments.
those of you that were maybe having some frustrations with how the spawns have
been working in checkpoint this is an update for you that targeting of the
damage from the claymars that are used to stop that spawn protection has been
looked at as well as the actual spawns and the rotations from those respawn
locations as well so theoretically your checkpoint should play so much more
smoother now as well as the last year obviously having those additions of
the new maps there's just tons to look at with this new arena update
yeah and we've actually got some Tarkov TV coming back tomorrow as well
you're going to see a lot of
things going on. I'm sure you
know that's going to be 4 p.m.
GMT 11 a.m. Eastern if you're
across the pond like myself,
so always love me some Tarkov
TV excited for that to roll
around just before the new
year hits again. And of course,
you know, drops restarting
here in just about 40 minutes.
Give or take a few minutes
there. So a few things to look
forward as well. This is
going to be running until I
the next couple of days. I
think we're going to have a
little bit of time to get that
person off over there. Big
discounts on the website.
Amazing new drip that's coming
out, especially for my bears. If
you had a chance to check it
out all the more reason to head
over to the battle state page
and take a look at it. Yeah,
I've actually already had a
couple of you guys from the
chat in my Twitter socials and
the X page messaging me
showing me a new drip. I have
Amber Gallister already popped
a couple of pictures up from
last night of that new
now makes them blend into the scenery whilst the winter weather's in tow. So yep shout out
Amber Gullis we'd love to see it it was a cool little picture actually keen to find out if anybody
else has got some drip pictures to match to try and challenge for the drippiest PMC in the festive
season but that's more to come in the future we've had loads of things been given away throughout
the festive season as well hot from stash codes to clothing to just all-round Christmas cheer
all right and if you want to be keeping yourself up to date with where all of that is
happening and making sure you've got a chance to get your hands on the prizes folks and make sure
you're locked into the socials, exclamation marks, socials gets you to all of the bits and bobs going
on throughout the BSG stratosphere as well as that it keeps you updated with those patches when
they go live always posting the notes in a full debrief alongside the link to that patch going
live on X if you're looking to get ahead of the curve before it gets released that's your
place to be. As well as that, we want to try and improve the game on a consistent basis
you know, it's just a lot of
time. It's just a lot of
time. It's just as we are
always daily striving to do
them. There's that in game
survey that people can take
part in right now. It's free.
It's a couple of minutes of
your time, and you get some
free in game rewards to go
alongside of it as well.
Absolutely worth taking the
time out of your day to go
and do. And if you like me
and you forget stuff in rate
pre warning, there's going
to be a very targeted
question for you there
that asks you how often
you do that because I'm
sure a lot of us just
like me are clumsy enough
to think, Well, I don't
need bullets to repack my
bags when I leave the
you know, we're going to be
back in a few seconds to a
couple minutes to fill out that
survey and get yourself some
free in game rewards, but we're
talking about some of these
patches now to the arena
scene. So why don't we go
ahead and take a look at these
patch notes here on screen or
at least quickly go over some
of them. We talked about the
new winter locations. I
myself did have a chance to
dabble and all three of this
three of them this morning.
You got the smugglers
camp from shoreline dorms
into there as a really cool image to represent this new in-game event due back with a PMC.
But he's sporting a winter themed medal on his helmet, maybe something sort of teasing
us towards what the achievement might be for completing all of the seasonal tasks. I'm
not going to spoil that for the folks just yet, we'll let you figure that one out as
you work your way through the quest, but there are, as well as the new arena areas.
Battle Pass Season 1 has new levels added, 20 additional levels added for Battle Pass
Season 1 after level 100, which includes new rewards for the new levels, winter
camouflages and various winter themed items as well as that there's a stamp added to the tactical map in the form of a Christmas tree
Hort
We've got another pile on to be able to fill out on that type map the new checkpoint requires new year ornament tokens
Which are different to the standard ones that can be obtained just as the previous standard ones were by completing the in-game tasks
But they cannot be exchanged for the new tokens. So if you've 99 assault rifle tokens previously collected up
you have to participate in the
Christmas event to get the
Christmas tokens that however
is going to give me a big
smile because it means
everybody's going to be on
trying to complete those events
which means I'm going to have
loads of people to try and
test myself against in the
arena.
I love love more and more
competition out there and
there's a new task chain as
well that we talked about 11
part in game task chain.
I've been able to complete
that first one myself so
just getting started on the
second portion of that
before we jumped into the
show here today.
And this event is going to
run all the time.
here today and this event is going to run all the way until February 3rd as well so that
task chain will be available up until then once that event is over then of course that
task chain will no longer be available but I do believe the battle pass levels and that
new tactical map checkpoints will be available until the end of the first battle pass season
so you'll still have plenty of time to get all those wonderful rewards.
Yeah absolutely and the paint has been something a lot of the folks in the community
have been a big fan of the winter splinter paint available up for grabs during that quest line.
The checkpoint mode changes which I spoke about something I'm a big fan of personally as somebody
who doesn't enjoy checkpoint as much as you do. I am going to be looking to get into this and
have a look through those because the checkpoint mode changes include improved the player respawn
system, a mass capture, more players on the point increasing the speed. The point is captured
mechanic which is a huge one for me when you're five people stood on a point capping one
point it should be being capped faster than just a one person hold. The total overall points
to win a match has been reduced from 1500 to 1250 and the daily task requirements for checkpoint
mode following the reduction in points needed for victory have also been adjusted to come in line
with that change. The minefield damage is a big one that spawn protection where teammates were
able to push across the half of the map into the opposition spawn and hold them from being
able to get out of spawn to change the game has now been increased. Those minefields will
now kill you in game with no joke intended they are actually ruthless now okay folks if you try and
get yourself across the map to spawn trap your enemy you're gonna find yourself in increasingly
difficult situations and finding it way more difficult to do so now. Yeah you can see there's
a lot of other fixes that happen there as well on some balancing changes I think one that's a
big notable change there as well as those CQCM armor masks have been reduced down to class
three, whereas previously were class four. So there's been a little change to some of the ammo's
there as well, some of the penetration, some of the damage. So of course, you can view all of these
patch notes on the website there as well. So if you want to take a look at those a little bit more
in depth, they are available to you. Yeah, so a couple of little tweaks and adjustments, shall we
say? One of the big ones, again, coming in with the spawn changes, there was an issue
where enemies could respawn near a player in the opposing team in the checkpoint mode. So good
to see that will mean taken out as well. It felt a little bit sucky when you were dropped in between
five red players that were not your friendlies. Definitely very difficult to make it out of the
spawn there but all in all a massive patch for arena. I know a lot of people have been very hyped
for some new maps just even some new scenery to go and battle it out on and the fact that that
comes alongside a 1v1 scenario as they brought it into the last hero environment. I think
that's probably the best environment to uh first run test these maps in should we see
and then hopefully it generates enough pause that we might see them being developed into
the other game modes availability too. Maybe seeing something similar like COVID for Team 5,
maybe even a Blast Gang version. I personally would love that. Again, I love Arena but I love my
base game and I think when you can see some of those base game maps portioned out into Arena,
it just kind of creates a little bit of that nostalgia. So it's been fun running around on
on some of these last year on maps duke it out with some of the other players.
So I know again, I know that I don't know if you've had a chance.
I think you say you just updated this morning.
So I'm looking forward to maybe talking to you a little bit after the show today
because I know you're going to jump right into it as well.
But I was really pleased with the maps myself again.
It very, very Christmas like atmosphere amongst the map itself as well.
Usually a tree kind of tossed in the middle, but certainly a lot of fun.
Very, very hectic.
It is all action.
There is no ratting, no hiding, like almost at any places on these maps.
I feel like this is going to be something really good for everybody going towards
the questline progression that they'll be getting to as well.
If you've been taking your time with the quest, you're not trying to rush and
race your way to Kappa or to that completion of getting out of terminal.
Then, right now you're probably at the situation where you've got
dorms kills to do, or maybe you need to go into dorms for maybe some of the
two story, the three story keys that unlock doors for quests like pharmacists.
So these last hero maps, they're essentially actually a good little
you're not really a big PVP fan.
If you find yourself struggling a little bit with PVP in these areas,
maybe take two The Last Hero maps and just familiarize yourself with the scenery
a little bit, get used to some of the rotations,
get used to jumping through windows and dorms, fighting on multiple different
levels of height. It's something for me that I'm really, really bused for
because players that maybe struggle to find a reason to go to arena,
they prefer the pace of base game and they don't really like to get into
that fast pace action.
This is now actually a completely different view to that as, well,
you might not be all about the arena environment,
but you want to improve your base game skills.
Arena's now offering you three different environments
to actually try and do that.
I always think that after I have a couple good moments
in last year that I'm ready to hop into the base game
and be a chat and then I quickly get reminded
that that is often not the case, but you're right.
I mean, it is a great way to jump in there,
kind of warm up, get the blood flow
and get comfortable with shooting
and you know, hit firing, different things like that.
So I personally always use it
for a little bit of a warm up plus the dailies.
you know ref has got some some thick out thick cases that a pretty cheap cost
comparatively to some other things so I've been trying to stack up on those as
quick as much as possible but there are a lot of really really great rewards and
so I love the fact that you have this interaction between the two games and it
can be an important benefactor to the base game. Yeah not only that as well
folks I don't know if you've been paying keen attention but with
With money making needing to be something that is very prevalent during the 1.0 release
especially if you've spoiled yourself and had a look into how to get out at the ending
without doing it through a blind playthrough which I shall not spoil right now but there
are some costly requirements shall we say to get yourself through regardless of which
path you take and therefore farming money has become something that everybody in Tarkov
has needed to find a veritable way to do so.
One of the nice ways like Hort said is the cheap cases that you can get from
ref using those legal metals and those GP coins they vendor it might not be for
the biggest book but if you are looking to make a quick couple of mill and you
want to talk about so it's not maybe a chasing the 500 mill figure if you know
you know maybe you're looking to save up some money to be able to sort out
converting into 40 bitcoins cases from ref and some of the other additions
including a key chain the the 200 and something GP coin that now went down
something it's 68 GP coins for a key chain and that goes to the therapist
for 500,000 rubles. So there's a couple of little bits that you can sort of trade in what
you've earned in the arena for some good rubal in base game if you're not looking to actually
use the arena stuff or what it is in the base game as well. So ways to do both which I like
to see. I believe, hold up. Is somebody knocking at the front door hot? I think we actually
might have a guest. Hold up chat. We might need to take ourselves a small intermission
whilst we go let our friend in because I think we have a visitor on boxing day.
So without further ado, go grab some snacks, grab some drinks, get your coolest blanket
because when we're back, we're going to sit at the half and have an interview with the
lovely OnePeg.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back and a warm welcome into the new
Usual booth to one peg sir. How are you doing? How is the Christmas period and sell out to the folks at home?
Hey, yeah, hey, hey guys, what's up? Um, yeah, Christmas is good Christmas good can't complain
There's a chill day. You know hang out the kids open up some presents. No, no, stop made made rib-eyes for dinner
Yeah
I was like man, I need this like some good revised so
They're good. Obviously you're very well known a legend amongst the community, but for maybe if there's somebody watching
We got a lot of new players with 1.0 as well
Do you want to tell us a little bit about yourself? You know, maybe even stuff out that you enjoy outside of Tarkov or outside of content creation?
Sure, so
Hi
My name is Dan. I've been been a Tarkov main content creators since early
2018
Yeah, like February February 2018 something like that
my first video was a hatchet running guide on how to make money on customs I
just yeah for guys that were struggling and then the majority of the content
around Tarkov I've made almost 800 long-form Tarkov videos well last
eight almost eight years it'll be it'll be eight years in about a month and a
half wow yeah it's been around a long time Tarkov OG I guess but I play a
I play a lot of RPGs, I really love Diablo and PoE.
We do a lot of survival games, a lot of extraction stuff, the majority of the stuff that I do is like hardcore and feel and like sense of loss and like struggle bus.
I like that stuff, it's a good time. Dark and Darker is a big one.
I played a lot of Dark and Darker the last like two and a half, three years.
Outside of this, I was a touring singer in my early 20s.
I've just got back into like being on stage again with with a bunch of homies that also used to be touring guys
But we do like a bunch of like 90s and 2000s like divorce dad rock like cover band shit
Which has been a blast actually because we just play it like all these townie bars
And I get to sing like a bunch of songs that I absolutely love and what it is weird though because
I'm used to doing like 40 you know your favorite band ever does like a 45 or a 50 minute set and
And I have to sing for like three hours, so it's it's been an adjustment
I blew my voice out really bad in
2023 actually
Cheering on homies for the arena tournament that they did in Vegas at twitchcon. I blew my voice out bad bad
And it'll get in like a vocal note and stuff, which is really shitty
It took me almost two years to like rehab it and I got like 99 ish percent of my voice back now
Which is kind of sick
So now yeah, yeah, we're just trying to like take care of stuff now. It's pretty much it
Yeah, so I guess that's everything
That's a really well-rounded sort of bio there. I think I'm gonna give you a little bit of that
I mean like you said you've given a lot of you time to content creation nearly eight years
Like you said anniversary coming up in about a month and a bit for that eight year
Potential for a 10 year are we looking for maybe a 10 year celebration?
The decade's a big one. Ten years with the of committing anything to any game is astronomical. So yeah, I'll I'll still be I'll definitely still be around
You know like I'm older than most people that do this gig
There's it. There's like there's a couple of like onks out there, you know, but I'm I'm like
You know, I'm like I'm like 85 in gamer years, you know
You know like I grew up playing like
Super Mario Brothers on the original Nintendo system, you know, like when I was a little kid, so
You know, I don't know like how many more years I've got
But I know that I got more than two
So we'll be around, you know, I don't know. I just I figure probably never gonna get tired of gaming
I just don't know if I'm gonna
Like be able to keep pace the way that I have been for like, I don't know last almost decade
We'll see from that as long as it's as long as it's fun. I'm gonna keep doing it
You know well, that's exactly the question we were trying to get to actually this is kind of the build up follow-up question to that is so
Obviously with eight and a half eight years sorry seven and three quarter years with the content creation and playing the game
So I call the stuff
It take it's gonna give it an equal measures
What is it that you found in the game that's kept you coming back?
Well, what is it that like allows you to get over that burn or the the hardships that come through with playing this game?
that's allowed you to keep making it fun both for yourself and to sort of like keep driving that motivation
Well, it's like whatever like once every like seven or eight raids you win
You know and then you're like oh, I could probably win again
And then you were reminded of how trash you are in the subsequent raids, right?
And then you know you just kind of keep going because you figure like surely I'll get better
right
No, honestly, it's it's the adrenaline rush thing like if you got like a fat kid on
You know you're wearing gear that's worth like a couple of million rubles whatever and then you know
You're playing on whatever your favorite map is you're kind of just moving along doing like the loot thing
Trying to keep your eyes and ears open and then you hear a footstep in the moment that that happens
You're like cool
And then you try to like lock in and like that little adrenaline rush of like man if I fuck this up and they
Catch me right. I'm gonna lose everything
It's not really like it's not an easily replaceable feeling
And I think like the the og guys
The the normal like walking around raids and like listening all the gunshots and all that stuff that that kind of shit is boring
It's it's when you get to that moment where you know that you're in proximity of a guy and they hear you and you hear them
And you're like all right like
You know it's time to throw down and if you win that you're like yeah like that's like the shit that
I mean, everybody has been around a long time, Chase, is I think.
Well, I guess to kind of touch on that a little bit further, even as well, what for for you, what originally drew you to Tarkov and as crack said, you know, it's a tough game.
It's got a little bit of a steeper learning curve compared to more games.
Was that deter you when you played a little bit or did it affect your, you know, your thoughts on the game?
When I tried to first start playing Tarkov, I had a gaming laptop with, it was an MSI
gaming laptop with a 650M Nvidia card in it and I got like one frame per like seven seconds.
I tried to run a raid on Shoreline, loaded in and I could hear the scabs yelling and firing
at me with the inability to do anything about it because my GPU, the computer was so old
that it couldn't render anything.
But I remember wanting to get into the game because I watched Sacreal, who strangely
enough years later is one of my good friends now.
He was one of the first people that I ever watched on Twitch as a whole.
I remember watching him on customs around the water warehouse dive into that crater
that's like next to the corner of the building there off the front of it as he
was like trying to duck away from a scab that had just like halfway ravaged him
and he was in full panic mode and I remember watching him play fortnight
with break and like just memeing the entire time like the game was easy
Like watching him win like around after round playing that game or playing pubg and I was like fuck if he's panicking
There's got to be something about this
So that then I went and bought it. I couldn't play it
Parted out the laptop. I actually took it apart because I realized it was worth more money if I sold it in pieces on eBay instead of the
whole thing and
and pieced together like a little like mini ATX tower and
And that was like my first rig that was capable of like running Tarkov
which was kind of funny.
But yeah, that's how I initially got into the game
was just like, I saw somebody that I looked at
as being incredibly good at shooting games,
panicking about the AI opponents,
and was like, well, that's weird.
Cause like, I've played tons of Half-Life
and I've played CS, like it, you know,
I was like Cal, whatever, I in CS.
on some little CRT monitor back in the 1.6 days.
And I was watching a guy that I thought was better than me,
like Panic.
And I was like, well, that sounds like a challenge
I'm up for.
And then I realized how involved the game was.
And I'm one of those dudes, you've seen my content, right?
I'm all about guides and finding errors in the math
with ballistic systems or going, well, it doesn't make
sense that the pellets disperse this wide at 10
meters from a shotgun.
that kind of shit so I started diving into like all the systems and was like
oh there's actually a ton of depth here like this is actually insane and then
then they added the face-it box and like all the other shit that they had been
doing it just got more involved and it was just it was a lot to like tinker
with which I thought was interesting so it's actually an accolade I think
that comes alongside of your stream personally from my experience of sitting
by watching it I don't understand it's not words you very often say you
like to try and strive to never really come out with that phrase as
as much as possible because you go into the depth of trying to find the detail behind it
and helping people come to that understanding of why, like the hitbox registration, like
how the plates work and you know there's a lot of guys out there that I think that go
to a lot of extent to try and help the larger community through your testing to find out
what the actual answer to it is, whether it be standing in customs, taking one play
out at a time and shooting it to zero with different weapons and so on, but that
That grind of putting that content out there for people can be quite mind-numbing.
How do you keep that fresh for stream to watch, because I know some of the times I've seen
people who like to be self-like to that friendly guy and some others that do editing and stuff
whilst they're on stream, the viewers are going to see the future to try and keep that
fresh.
So do you have any tips for like the stream in general, when things are getting a bit
tough, what do you use to keep that fresh environment?
I just listen to like really loud metal.
Yeah, it's just yeah. Yeah, I just turn on like some era or
Like some some star stad or Polaris or something and silent planet, you know like that kind of shit
And we just we just head bang along, you know, because I'm so I actually I have a playlist. That's like
28 hours long or something at this point
I want to say 30 hours 30 hours that I've been like curating since I don't probably want to start a treatment that
you know we shuffle things in and out but we just put it on shuffle and it's
just like you just bang your head like the entire time I call it the anger
management playlist so you know you haven't you have a rough time you're
getting frustrated you just turn that on like kind of like let it out you know
what I mean do you do you have like a most memorable moment or something that
really stands out to you and Tarkov that you could think of I like to meme
a lot so my my stream will tell you once upon a time the KS-23 got introduced to
this video game and that changed many things we we I started saying we were
gonna shoot people in the knees right and we're gonna collect their kneecaps to
to make our tees and all necklaces to sell an Etsy then it turned into they
were gonna take the express train to Legland then I started calling the
KS-23, the Legland Express. My channel points are kneecaps. So and what happened was, I can
tell you the exact moment, so what happened was, I was in reserve underground on my way
out and someone had put a bait backpack at the bottom of the stairs, the metal staircase.
They put a bait backpack right there at the bottom next to the generator and I went to pick that up
And there was a dude with a suppressed 5-7 on top of a metal blast door tucked in behind
Like some of the H back up like in the ceiling and he shot me in the side of the head
And I was just like I didn't even know where it came from. I was just like is he cheating like what the fuck and
For the next two hours
I tried to figure out like not only the angle, but how he got up there and then once we figured that out
Then it became like alright
I'm just gonna yell at random people over VoIP and try to bait them into this room and then I'm just and then it just
became a big meme about like how I was working on the HVAC system up in the ceiling and
I was inspecting people's
feet for steel-toed shoes because they were in the construction area and
And if they failed the OSHA regulation, they had to get put down.
So, yeah, it was like this whole meme.
And then I started making videos, just like stupid highlight reels of these guys.
There was even a video of, there was a clip, a short of me holding my at the time newborn daughter.
She was like a month old, and I'm like trying to bottle feed her like on stream because mom needed a break.
to break and I'm sitting on top of this fucking door and I hear a set of footsteps and like
I'm holding the bottle like this and I I tuck it under my chin so that she can keep eating
and I reach over and I grab the mouse and I click on this dude's legs and fold him and
then I grab the bottle and like just went back to feeding her yet and Chad lost her
fucking mind.
They thought it was they thought that shit was great but yeah that was that was really
fun.
the social post that I did it ended up like polarizing the community like half
of the people were like the chaos 23 is amazing because it was like the great
equalizer didn't matter how big of a kit you wore you just died to it and then the
other half were like but my rubles and you know wanting to run their chat shit
and I just sat there cackling like the whole time it was it was awesome and
then the chaos got nerfed you know but we still run it because it's funny
I'm actually slightly disappointed up the back of that we've not got a
streamer item in game that doesn't say the D2 steel toe cap safety boots the
safest way the text the text underneath it could even read the only way to secure
your pass via the D2 construction check is to where D2 steel so caps as as and
then TM one peg at the end of it surely right that's it yeah yeah what the
fuck Makita I'll get the fishing rod out and start and hook them out of the
nearest pond I'm sure they'll be tucked down in there somewhere I'm
I'm going to be honest with you, I find it very interesting when I'm looking at different
players and different levels of hours to compare their levels of hours to their skill level
and a player.
Yeah, yeah.
Dicing people down individually saying this person is good, this person is bad is very
difficult but for you as a whole on a more generic basis, what makes an exceptional
player comparative to an above average player for you?
What separates the top tiers of being an exceptional Tarkov player?
sense 100% it's game sense it's it's knowing that like a set of footsteps on
like gravel versus like crackling glass when you're on the first floor of the
pond building you know which window they came in like that that kind of stuff I
think is like what sets people apart and it's funny because like I sometimes
I'll catch like videos like analysis videos on different players and like how they approach certain fights and like what they're thinking through and
They it'll look like a lot of times they're gambling
But they're not and I think and it in game sense in the sense of the timing too because you'll see a lot of like the higher-end players
They will
They'll try and control tempo right like that's a huge thing where they will they'll try and you know fast peak a corner
And and fire off two rounds and then they back up a half a step
Just enough to where they figure that the guy that's trying to that's fighting against them will try to counter and then
They'll catch them like peeking and then come right back a second later
To try and get them on on a quick peek and fire just because they figure they know
know where that person is going to be peaking at, just the psychological game is huge.
So yeah, I think Game Sense is the primary thing for me.
I don't think it's so much, I don't think it's so much aim.
Like aim is important in like, you know, being able to snap to a target, all that stuff
obviously matters, but I think Game Sense sets people apart.
I got a quick question for you as well.
Any Tarkov tattoos?
Yeah, right here.
I got it in Vegas at the booth actually my my like profile photo on Twitter is
like is like my it's like I've zoomed in thing for my face it's my my friend
Steph took that picture of me while I was sitting in the the Tarkov like tattoo
booth in Vegas getting tattooed by a guy first thing Sunday morning and I was
like barely even awake and I saw her lift the camera up and the rest of that
photo is me like having my arm tattooed while flipping her off.
Savagery in the best form.
You can't not have great fun when you're out with friends at these meets as well.
I mean like we've said we personally were blessed with being able to meet you in person at Pax
West which was really cool to get to bump into you during the 1.0 released journey that
BSG went on.
It was good to be able to bump into you and ask a couple of questions on your
fresh impressions of the test version of Terminal that was there for people to
have a little bit of a dabble out before it got out to the release and I mean
personally I want to say thank you for you know taking the time and effort to
make it to Pax West there was a lot of content creators that actually got out
to come and see BSG regardless of their history whether you've stepped away from
the game for a couple of years whether you've been playing on the bits alongside
a Tarkov and like you say I think we've all agreed 1.0 has brought a
lot of people back to playing Tarkov on a more consistent basis than they
were previously and I'm very delighted to see it honestly. Yeah it was it was
great man. I guess have some really good conversations with with Dmitri while I
was there too like long overdue conversations that needed to get had
because like yeah there's there's like for anybody that doesn't know there's
history between me and and folks at BSG that haven't always been so rosy because
I'm because I don't tend to mince words very much but we got to we got to
like have a beer and it was it was cool. Like we got we got to mend some fences
which is really nice. I'm glad we were able to to chat. Those those guys are
great actually. They were they're really cool. Yeah super super phenomenal dudes.
When it comes to Tarkov kind of like a little three-part here. Bear or
Youssec and then favorite map and favorite weapon. They have never played
a bear ever. Okay. So I'm gonna go with Youssec. Voice line is currently
to Keto, but historically it's always been Josh 41, his voice lines. I've got to support
the homie. I mean, the guy owns one of my hoodies, you know, like I got back a month.
Absolutely. Yeah, favorite map. People are going to hate me for this. I love the reserve
underground for obvious reasons. I just I love those tunnels, not not because of the
camping, but because when you learn that spider web of tunnels, you can pull like just
some crazy shit flanks it's really fun watching people get crossed up under
there because they just don't know their way around so yeah that'd be favorite
map and then favorite favorite weapon is obviously the chaos 23 if I had to choose
a non-shop gun MDR 308 probably love that gun yeah makes me laugh I've never
been a big shotgun person for the majority of games that I play when it
come stick on in general. It's just not something that normally takes my fancy. But I've gotta
tell you, I got told by somebody who played games way before I necessarily could consider
myself a gamer, that shotguns are the way forward. I got sworn out for years I've been saying,
you gotta use a shotgun, you gotta use a shotgun. They're just super powerful. I picked one up
in Tarkov and the first time I shot a shotgun, I was like, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
with no attachment, it's going everywhere. It was on a scout team and I was terrible
and it's got no stock, so it's busy firing at the moon. I hit the guy like 16 times
for like 1100 armor and did him like 30 to chest and went left walking away from it going
I'm never using a shotgun again in my life Q 2 weeks later oh sorry continue well I was
going to say Q 2 weeks later a friend of mine that was much more experienced in Tarkov took
me into a raid on reserve funnily enough you say and we had a big thick guy at an Alton
and a gen 4 full hiding up inside one of the pawn buildings that my thick teammate didn't
want to go and take on now me clueless not knowing what I was doing in the game with
like awkward rate of speed and their whole body just like flips is a ragged on
it's like slippery out there it's just it's just one of the banana pale yeah
yesterday two days ago I was running around on arena like just trying to
warm up or whatever actually it's a thousand shotgun kills on arena didn't
do it before it's a thousand shotgun kills on arena to unlock the case and
you know we ran through that and then I got I got the case unlocked and then
Uh, Chad just watched me like just smirking like the entire time.
Like I'll just play around the last year.
I don't care what the score is.
I don't give a shit about my KD.
I'm just want, I just want to watch people slip and fall because it's funny.
Like that's it.
I haven't really clicked the class set for that exactly.
I haven't a halt, but, uh, if you're just in the scout class before me,
exactly the same reason, yeah.
Well, and I thought I saw some of you tweet about something about maybe
running like a TRG or something with no stock and, uh, having some fun out
there, but I think that was you.
Are you a fellow checkpoint enjoyer as well because I get a lot of guff for the checkpoint
But I saw you tweet about some of the new checkpoint changes that you thought were a big bonus today
Checkpoints checkpoints. Okay. It's okay
Uh, I like last year just because it's a meat grinder
But checkpoint is probably if I had to choose it would be like last year on then checkpoint because I just like the faster pace
Like I'm yeah, it's it's funny. Um, if if there's stuff at risk
I tend to not I don't fast play like Tarkov main
I tend to like take my time and like work like methodically through stuff
But games like that where it's just like oh, yeah
So if I died just like respawn on my shit again, so I'm just like I died and I just mash space bar
I'm just running back and try to hit the next guy like
Yeah, so I prefer the faster pace when there's like nothing at risk
I don't like I actually don't like blasting like at all. I'll watch it
But it's just like I'm playing it's like CS, you know
So I'll watch glass gang or like team flight
But it's kind of like a you know, like I would prefer just to like
Run in like the meat grind maps and just shoot stuff, you know
I've got a really interesting one on that point then I'm really curious now
As you say you don't necessarily enjoy playing the blast gang game mode yourself
Do you at least still find enough enjoyment out of the game mode whilst watching it that it is something you would reach out to watch the
competitive stuff for for entertainment purposes for example so I don't like people
that don't enjoy arena but they do like watching it but won't play yeah it's the
same it's the same thing so like I'm actually an old like Dota pro I played
a lot of Dota like I got 15,000 hours between like Warcraft 3 Dota and Dota
10 I'm no obviously I'm like I'm not ever gonna be as good as like Arteezy
or Dendi or like any of these guys that have been around you know or like
fear like dudes that are just like gods at that video game historically but I
love watching that stuff because they the out-of-the-box shit that they will
pull sometimes on the plays that they will make it's just like damn like their
brain is different it's the same thing like when I if I watch arena for like
glass game and stuff I think is a competitive mode that makes way more
sense because you understand the objective you can you understand like
how people get set up again it plays very similar like CS stuff and watching
watching those events for me is way more enjoyable than playing them way more
but yeah like I've tuned in and you know I watched like the last tournament
that you guys casted and stuff and it was it was good. I'm genuinely curious
because also Marina has like a smaller scene of people that are watching it
with base game being very widely appreciated I know there's a little
section of the community that maybe just don't vibe with arena for whatever that reason may be
a skill base an opinion base just general time as a whole like one into funnel into base game rather than arena so and so forth
So it just it always leaves me curious as to how we can try and encourage people to be a little bit more
Interactive with arena as well as the base game
I've been trying to make sure that people understand you can jump off of base game when you get a bit frustrated if that
Snowball effect isn't working so well to just take a couple of you know a couple of hours
Maybe even just an hours with a break on arena get some daily's done
I'm put those funds throw some GP coins across as hot said get some leaguers over for those cases to help
Yeah, and freshen things up a little bit. So have you found yourself with the one point or release?
Now juggling a little bit more between arena and base game for benefits yourself
Or has that experience you've earned allowed you to be able to play base game without necessarily that additional benefit of having arena
alongside of it. I don't know if you guys know Bams. Bams is one of my boys. Yeah, I love him.
He's my brother. He kind of got me on that train a little bit where he was like, yeah,
we play arena like every morning for like an hour, hour and a half, get warmed up.
And I was like, hmm, come on. But then I started doing it. So like every morning for the last
hour, a couple of weeks, like whenever I hop on, we'll go on arena and play for like an
an hour and a half, you know, like just get warmed up, play like 5, 6, 7, 10, whatever,
like run through game modes, whatever, and it warms you up, like it works.
Like it actually genuinely does.
Like, there have been multiple moments where I played like interactions in like the core
talk-all game.
I played those interactions significantly smarter and more accurately, fighting people,
people, you know, took out a duo, took out a trio, you know, whatever, that I have found
that I play way more accurately and smarter once, like, I've just ran through and, like,
got used to the game mechanics, you know, in the morning every day, like, just, you
know, aim trainer, whatever, just beat myself up for an hour and a half, get the dailies
done, and then we go and play, like, normal Tark, and it seems like it, you know, it
first because you just get used to like the you know the recoil and camera and
you know all that shit that you have to kind of like get back used to again when
you get up the next day so it's it's actually I found that it's actually
helped a little bit and the currency isn't bad you know like I think I have
like 15 like 18 something like that like a metals and like 15-1400 like GP coin
just chilling in my stash waiting to get rep to 1.2 reps so I can just buy
bunch of thick cases so you know it definitely adds up. The thick cases
are I think a really nice addition and they're really not that expensive it's
like three leg of metals and I think 500 GP coins so I hope to see more people
taking advantage of that as far as weather seasons events go do you have a
specific weather or season and then again and or an event as well. I actually
I actually like the Winter. I like this season only because there's less ambient noise and people stick out better.
They don't hide as well in all the bushes and all the green. People have a tendency to be able to hide pretty well in Tarkov when there's all the green around.
So I like the winter event. And it tends to give you a little bit better FPS because you don't have all the grass shadows and shit screwing up your framerate.
Yeah, so I think winter. I like winter. I don't know about event events.
Probably probably just you know the I like my favorite event historically was the one that they did for Halloween where like
Or like it was like an end of season thing
When they were getting ready to do a wipe where everybody was like diseased and your health would like slowly tick off
But you had like superhuman like run and jump speed and strength and stuff
But you're like your health would slowly take away unless you like found a stem
And then you would like punch a stem into yourself and that would like curb the the disease that was slowly murdering you
So you can continue on for like another two minutes. I loved that. I thought that that event was cool as hell
that that and the Halloween event the one year where you were in raid and the switch flip and the whole damn
Seen like it like on the map all went like super foggy and the moon change color and shit. That was dope. I love that
I want to back that, and second that one again actually, if there's something you could ask for
from BSG events wise, there's something particular that you could highlight and you'd say
this event particularly smashed it out of the park for that reason, what's the one sort of like
driving force you'd like to see as the motivation behind the next event? I'll give an example
for this one, like you said, that live in-game event, there's something special about a whole
community being able to all be in a raid in a different raid or the same raid at the same
time and that one effect is globalised right it happens to everybody live in-game and it's a little
bit of a surprise too so for me that's definitely a big one I'd love to see more of those real I think
I think they're called like it live in-game action cutscenes right as similar to what we see in
terminal if you look to the left in terminals a particular thing that happens again I don't want
to spoil too much for people but there's yeah it's really cool that also falls down as well
so yeah I'd like more of them I know a lot of people like to the disease from the zombie
thing that went on labs for example but if you could drive it what would the next event
look like I guess.
Oh man.
I don't give like scabs boss loadouts.
Like I don't know like something crazy.
You know like an end of season thing or something like have people be able to spawn in like asgluhar
and uh...
one round like uh...
like ps twelve b you know in the nation just
start wrecking people or uh...
every every scab gets uh... gets an rsh
with uh...
with uh... with attack thirty on it or something crazy i don't know
every scab is a cultist with the rocket launcher no longer do we have
to go to the cultists they get revenge now
yeah every scab gets a cowboy hat and handle bar mustache in an rsh twelve
everybody gets to RP as wider or something like just a while I don't know I love it
honestly that would be cool though if you know if you were in a raid as a PMC
and you died and you had an option to randomly spawn back in that same raid as
a scab or potentially like a raider or a boss and maybe seek revenge or something
like as like you said kind of like end of season end of wipes that doesn't
affect your progression too much but I think that would be a fun neat little
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, it would be cool. Give me give him like the give him a marlin, you know something like that quickly down under
Steering away from the action inside of the game when you get back into your hideout
You try to get rid of that frostbite that's currently yet bittering all our toes nothing isn't the moment by the way I
Have a grumble at about to pick Nikita that frostbite hurts man. That frostbite really hurts
Yeah, we're in stage two now, right?
Holy, her is real.
I have been draining my medical resources.
I have three med cases full of saloers, full of iFax and iFax
I had saved up.
I played for two hours yesterday.
And I've already emptied one med case
because it is tragic unless you wear a beanie.
My word.
Yeah, yeah.
So basically they're just trying to make it easier
on getting headshots.
I don't, I don't know.
Like.
He's.
Like why, you know, I don't know.
That that you got like the Hannibal Lecter like like face covering now from the arena like battle pass levels like what the hell is
Like that thing is crazy, but this the Ronin respirator musty look at you talking about with the yeah with the skull pattern on the face of it
is it
no the
Dude, I got arena open right now. There's three of them. It's all good. There's there's like a couple of different masks
Extreme cold weather face mask. It's level one oh six. Oh, yes
it's just like it's it literally looks like like the Hannibal like face covering
this is one of the new 20 levels that's come in with the update this morning
isn't it yeah gotcha yeah like the third third one in on like the first new
level on level 12 is like this like face covering it looks like you belong in
an asylum because you were fighting people or some shit it's dope okay okay thanks
production we got a picture of it there in our in our chat on the side but yeah it's uh that's
like borderline Hannibal elector type uh yeah i think it's wild so that knocks out the cult too
see i like you can wear that it's uh it's 10 gp coin from ref when you unlock it
and have you give them every cooldown have you tried it with combinations is there anything
that doesn't necessarily like headsets helmets is there anything you found so far that doesn't
go it fits with everything for the time being we say i'm pretty sure you can't wear a helmet
with it amazing but you can wear you can wear ears okay okay gotcha I know what
it has no protection also the JPC like that that that rig that they have for
the Christmas event that the JPC rig having level one plates is so goddamn
funny to me because skin like your skin for your PMC in tarpaul's level two
because of like because of like how fragmentation used to work
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fun as well and now that I've gotten most of my family stuff out of the way
I've got a ton of leftover stocked up in the fridge I'm ready to just kind of
pig out and play some Tarkov myself really excited about the new arena
patches the three new maps that we've seen as well so honestly I think I've
got plenty of stuff to keep me busy up until that new year. Absolutely
We're going to be doing the same thing myself when we get off of here going to be
Running off to have some some seconds of Christmas dinner
And then it will be jumping on to test out these arena maps and see what they have to offer as a big arena
Not as well as a base game not myself. I'm very keen for the updates not a checkpoint finders mentioned
But again, I'm going to go in looking at those spawns checking out how that spawn protection works
Yes, we are going to be running in and down to a few claymores folks
That's that testing works trial and error get to fall over a couple of times to prove that it does its job
So we'll be playing as aggressively as possible, shall we say, in checkpoint to try and cover
that space and test that out.
As well as the spawns.
Oh, I'm gonna be honest with you.
That's another big one for me.
The spawns were something that people were getting rather frustrated about on checkpoint.
If you don't quite capture the point, you have a couple of rough gunfights back to
back to back and then you get stuck in a position where you feel you can't fight
your way out of it on your skill base.
It gets very, very down heartening.
Really, really glad to see that that's been something that's been addressed and
has been heard as feedback from the community because it is something that the arena
the guys have been speaking about for a while now is, uh, spring some more, you know, love
to the other game modes, obviously, we're out there town to the blast gang stuff, the
competitive. I know a lot of people love a good loss hero now and again, but I do feel
like team fight and checkpoint. It's an acquired taste. I would love to see people appreciate
all of the game modes more as a whole, so that everybody's got a bit more variety
to play. That being said, onwards and upwards is always the trajectory, right
sauce. Yes sir and I do believe we maybe have one peg back with this so guys
we're gonna toss it just for a short break so we can get one pic loaded back
in don't go too far we'll see you on the other side this very short break
Yeah, it works. My stream PC crashed and full-on blue screened. I don't know what happened
But that's where you guys were you guys were on the stream rig and like it all this yeah, it all died
Is what it is. I'm glad it was blue and not green
I was I'm pretty sure it's how the song goes. I'm blue if I was green I would die so the PC
Well, it's okay, right? That's right. That's right for now for now
I have a good question for you actually I noticed that you're you're rocking some pretty funky in ears
years for the headphones yourself. I actually just got a pair of advice to purchase myself
for the big man Philbo, the happy hobby that he has said, if you want some better audio
quality, correct? And maybe something to give your glasses a little bit of relief. My over
ear cups were pressing my glasses into my head, just to try these out. So talk to
me about audio. How have you felt with the in-ears? How long have you had them
for? And do you believe in-ears over cups is a choice or is necessary for top tier
game play? Not necessary. I'm an audio nerd, right? Like,
mixing board in the background. So, yeah, like, I gotta put
this, I have been wearing any ears on stage for 20 years. And I
These these are custom molded
Like you get your ears molded and they they make you like a 3d prints like the shells and all and then they just kind of like they just screw into your
like you kind of
Screw them into your ear canal
I'm sponsored by 64 audio, which is like
Well all of the with the exception of landmark like all of the guys that wear
64 audio like custom in ears
All of the Tarkov guys they all got introduced to 64 because I was like you should try these
And they love them
They're spendy though
I would say if somebody was interested in in trying a pair of in ears for themselves
Just go to Amazon and buy like a pair from a company called KZ or moon drop. Those are usually like the pretty good ones
There's a lot of like nuance with them though. Most people don't give a shit. I
I do. These are what are called A12s and my camera just get wonked out for something.
You do seem to have like a Christmas purple filter that's coming in. It looks like somebody's
taking a Christmas tree, re-wound you back into the 70s and then go with like a three
to two bit filter. I'm not going to lie it's got quite a cool effect to it. There we
the
Shells and stuff you can get them like fully customized this company 64 has been around a long time
They have like patents for like a like hearing aid tech and stuff even
They work with like huge huge huge artists like Beyonce and John Mayer and like all these like massive artists
But they're spending like these these are like
$2,000 I want to say for for these these so like a car like a car
that you would drive around like you know whatever they have like speakers in
them right like you know seven eight ten speakers you know all have varying like
levels of frequencies that they're like a tune to like a subwoofer is all like the
low sounds and then there's usually like little tiny like tweets up in like the
A pillars or like in the dash somewhere for like a little tinny and like the
sibilants and you know all that stuff and then there's like mid-range stuff like
usually in the doors like six by nines whatever these are kind of like
the same thing. These are A12s. So each ear has 12 different, like quote unquote, speakers,
like little drivers in them that are all tuned to different frequencies. So it just gives
you a lot more customizing that you can do, like with the audio that's delivered to your
head. That's kind of the thing. And they weigh like an ounce, like two ounces, whatever,
versus like a full set of headphones that weigh a lot more regardless of what it is
that you're using, but they have all kinds of different price points like the KZ ones
on Amazon are like 50 bucks, 100 bucks, something like that. They're what are called universals.
They have like a bunch of like gel tips, like Skull Candy earbuds or like, you know,
your Apple iPods or whatever, AirPods, the same kind of thing. But I prefer in-ears
only because like, I like sound isolation. So like, when these are in my head, the
The only thing I hear is like self monitoring off of my own microphone and then like whatever
audio I'm delivering to myself.
That's the only shit I can hear.
If my head's turned and I'm like looking at my PC and somebody comes in the room, they
could be like, you know, waving and saying hi or whatever.
I won't hear a damn thing.
I am like locked the fuck out.
So I prefer that most, some people don't.
They like open back headphones, for instance, but I prefer it just because like I can
dial in like what I want to hear and like how much of it that and like it also
works as hearing protection so I go to a lot of concerts because these are custom
molded I just like unplug the wires because the wires unplug from the tops
of these so I can just unplug them and then they just work like ear pro because
like they knock out like 30 dB worth of worth of noise so I can go to a
concert and know that like my ears are completely like protected from like
all of that, still enjoy the show or whatever, but I don't have to worry about it, you know?
So it kind of has like multiple things, you know, no headdent, so I don't end up looking
like a, like a tap man, like that kind of stuff.
So yeah, it's nice.
I prefer them, but a lot of people, you know, they want to do headphones or they want to
do like a cheaper pair because like it doesn't matter and that's okay.
Like I'm an enthusiast.
It's like if I was a car guy and I wanted to get a body kit or if I wanted to drop
an LS swapped engine into the into a bay of my RX7 right like I could I could go
and do that and like that's where my money goes in in my case like I'm an
audio nerd like I got I don't have like a go XLR I got a $2,300 Allen and Heath
mixer right so that's just like my thing and and other people have like their
own things so if you want to give it a shot I would just go to Amazon and get
like a cheap parent if you'd like it and you figure you want to go heavier
handed then I would like upgrade into like the 64 audios of the world and do
like the $500,000 like Pear and then just baby them right like I just swapped out
these are brand new like I just got these like three weeks ago the pair that
I've been using I had used 12 hours a day every day for like four years which
is not normal for in-ears most people like they just use them for like stage
performance or like you know like computer stuff or whatever I would I
I ended up being like a fucking case study for them because I put more hours, I clocked
more hours on mine than most people would do like in their entire lifetime and they
still, they sound just as good now as like when I got these out of the box they sound
exactly the same.
So they definitely have like quality like it holds up.
But anyway.
No, no, this is good to be honest with you.
This is why we ask somebody like yourself about a question of audio.
I know you're passionate about your audio, something that picks up from being a
a fan and a viewer myself over various years of watching you, something that you speak very
well of for audio, to bring it more sort of back towards the relevance to Tarkov, for me
the question about the in-ears is to relate to the 1.0 experience obviously with the game
being released and a lot of people being keen to the story that's come alongside of
it. There's that immersion level that I think in-ears bring and the one thing
I have found myself doing more now since the 1.0 release is actually physically
jumping in my computer chair has the game become more of a horror game or not one peg I can't tell
but my heart rate is telling me yes more of one I mean I think it's just a horror game in general
like uh Tarkov because of the slow pace like Tarkov's all about those jump scares right like you
have that scab that never made a sound just ended up being like under your chin the moment that
you turn a corner and you're just like Jesus you know um there's a lot of that for sure um
Over time, Tarkov's always had really jank audio in places, but I think it's become more
accurate as time has gone on, which is really good.
The more accurate that becomes over time, I think the more immersive it gets.
Again, audio nerd bias, but for me it's always like audio is the thing that tends to make
people feel really, really immersed in a game.
Graphics are nice and they're pretty, and ooh, look at that nice scenery, wow that
boss looks really cool.
of the design details but like for me the audio has always been the thing that
like draws people in and makes them go like wow so yeah the more the more of that
the Tark does and at one point I was a step in the right direction but the more
of that that they do I think the better it becomes for sure. Now we've seen a
few new weapons added as well have you had a chance to test out any of
these new weapons do you have a particular favorite I know a lot of
people have been using the Marlin but there's that new modded Vow you
know the model one is a little bit more recent as well but there are a
few new ones. The NL545 is a demon. That thing is so sick. I love that gun. Yeah, I'm a big
fan of the DMR as well. I've got a couple of those saved up. I know they just had to be...
The NL545 is the 54539 AR platform. There's two variants. There's the direct impingement
which is like uh... like an m four
which is what has been pinched in uh... gas return system and then the other one
is a gas piston
like uh... like an hk
uh... so the gas piston has a high rate of fire eight fifty rpm
as opposed to the other one which is eight hundred
you have uh...
five four five being delivered at five five six speeds
which it just like absolutely shreds the shit out of everybody
that that gun is is disgusting
i love that thing
that has been like really fun to play with because you know you get to like
level 30 25 whatever it is where it gets you can buy it off the market and then
you can just mod the shit out of it it's uh it's really good that thing is
disgusting I want to play with the new as Val but there's a whole lot of like
annoying quests that you have to do to get that done the the Christmas tree a
Christmas tree so yeah true yeah the model one I played with it a ton on a
that thing is really fun too.
Mm-hmm.
Model 1 now, best in slot upper receiver for any 5.5.6 platform.
Can go on to the M4, can go on to the 8-hour as well.
So that's really good.
That's a new change that's coming with it there.
The MadVolvad 4, but try words the right way around.
Try with the correct starting words.
The Mod 4 AS Vowel, sorry, in the Christmas tree,
is also available as well as that brand new M110 SAS,
which, for anybody getting confused,
because I know a lot of us were looking at this yesterday,
It is named as an SR 25 in game.
Okay, you will see it simply reads as a SR 25 brackets top.
It's got this tan color to it,
a big square stock on the back
and it's also available in the Christmas tree.
You can get that one for one of each
of the color baubles and a tangerine.
Now, if you like me and you play Destiny
and you've been popping your RNG look up
and you brought it across the Tarkov
and I rolled a 15,000 ruble scav case last night
and got a mod 4 and a sass m10 going out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that would be one big standard response I get
when I shall pick up on that.
That's disgusting, that's disgusting.
For one six hour craft in my quarter circle,
I got four coffins.
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
I sprinkled a little bit of luck on my favor this year.
Can somebody check his PC please?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you know,
Chad, you know, these, these frigging streamers
with their, with their direct lines to, to BSG,
just uh just causing all kinds of shagging friendly fire friendly fire actually check it
there it's not on my batch they're hot so that would be the use of the bad guy down right now
bears on top baby sir
oh man i'm actually just nosing through some lust bits and bulbs have you got one call me
oh no i was just you know i was just kind of reflecting on this this 1.0 wipe as a whole and
and as far as progression goes for you,
I know obviously you're a very busy individual.
You've got, you know, you're a dad streamer as well,
which shout out to the dads out there.
But as far as one point ago,
how has the progression gone for you?
Do you find yourself kind of taking your time in this one?
Or are you chasing that main storyline a little bit?
Or can you maybe enlighten us a little bit on that?
Did I, I have stopped worrying about like,
um... like progressing aggressively
probably three or four years now like it doesn't uh... it doesn't really
uh... do much for me like a whole chip away on stuff
honestly like the majority of the time when i'm
like live stream whatever
i just i just like having cool conversations of the guys that are like
hangout and chat like we just joking
you know laugh around have have good
talks about like
random shit
and just kind of hang.
It's like, I've always said it's like,
like the stream that we do is like,
it's like dudes just hanging around a water cooler
just talking about like whatever the hell comes
to their mind, you know?
And we just kind of like joke and enjoy it the day.
We'll work on stuff and you know,
I like making cool shots and that kind of thing.
But the majority of the time,
I just like joking with people.
It's way more fun for me not to worry about
like how well I'm doing or like how far progressed or whatever I just I just like hanging out
in game and they made it. Yeah. I mean like we're far enough along. I'm 32 or something
now. But like with with one point on how they change things. I didn't get the task to go
and get the golden to get the pocket watch the bronze pocket watch until I was like
like 27 or something because we were just off doing like other things and I just never bothered
going back to get the wine bottle out of the store on ground zero until I was like level
26 or something.
There's definitely been like a ton to do which has been cool.
But yeah, with the overwhelming amount of stuff that there is to chase in this game
with all of the quests and everything, it's just like we just pick one and go,
I guess I'll go work on that, you know, and that's kind of it.
Do you think that's...
Not stressing, not stressing.
Well that's exactly the question I was going to ask is, do you think that's helped with the pace for a lot more people?
Do you think that's helped Starkov to be open to an even wider player base than it had already been with the fact that,
on release now, it's a permanent character.
I know we've spoke about a little bit of the return of a fair few people that have played the game through its development,
release they're back to you know maybe give it a second run or really commit to
that permanent character that's coming through I know obviously we've got events
coming there's a little bit of a tease that was dropped for something Tarkov
2.0 during a Russian broadcast that Nikita took part in early on in the
weeks yeah definitely things coming up in the future I'm just wondering
whether that like 1.0 draw is gonna continue to increase as we go
throughout 2026 or whether you think that the the peak has come for the
player base I mean I've seen and it seems daily to be continually increasing
how many people are running into in raid yeah I mean I think that because of
there being a sense of permanence there obviously there's gonna be people that
come in that are curious they're gonna they're gonna want to try it out play
whatever, see what they can maybe accomplish in the short time that they have like on a daily basis.
I'm sure that there are people that have also returned to the game because they're like,
okay well now my character's not going to get white so I can kind of like chip away at this over
however long. I don't know if I would say that the player counts are going to go up over time.
My guess would be you're going to have people that you know got in on the hype wave, they
They watched whatever content creators or all the hardcore go crazy and progress through
and get to the terminal thing and all that stuff.
Probably chip away at it a little bit here and there.
Tarkov, I think for the majority of people is one of those games that you don't live
in.
I think the majority of people visit it from time to time to remind themselves that they
need to practice self-love and then set it aside for a few weeks and then decide
they need to be tortured again so they come back and remind themselves why the game isn't something
that everyone should play. I don't think it's something that appeals to like a mass audience.
I think it's a game that like Nikita had originally intended is more for a niche crowd.
I think that probably the majority of people that play this game play it because they
tell themselves that they like it. It's definitely not for everyone and it was made with that
intention and and I hope that it stays that way like people that want to play
like the the mass appeal extraction game there's arc Raiders exists now and that
game is great and I think that those people should just go play that game
and and not worry so much about how frustrating Tarkov is I think it's
just one of those games that you come back to when you feel like like visiting
it and being reminded of like how much the devs don't give a fuck about you
or your feelings. I don't mean like personally, I just mean like, oh, you fell over and died.
That's so sad. Run it back. You know, like that's it.
There was a reason that the One Point O released Shaxx both at Paris and in Pax West was touted
to the line for that video that said, prepare your cheeks. Like the devs were literally
sitting there and pre-warning you. It's not a joke and One Pegg's not throwing
any shade towards anybody here. He's being genuinely serious. The devs want
you to feel the hardcore effect. This is meant to be a challenging game. You are intended
to fall over multiple times and I think the way that 1.0 has been constructed alongside
the prestige system and the requirements of what you need for each higher level of prestige
to level up actually matches the intention behind the game overall. You have the
tour and the ticket for prestige one and then you get another story section added
in for prestige two, a little bit more for three and a little bit more for four.
The idea being that every time you attempt to escape from Tarkov, you are giving yourself
more information as to behind the reason why you're escaping and what's actually going
on in the game.
The theory behind this being that you can complete different endings via the path
that you take through terminal for each of the prestigious.
The first route would be the quickest route that requires you to get through via one
of the endings that you pay a fee, and then as you go further down the line you
would be able to complete other parts of the story which is required for the
prestige which would direct you towards a different ending so your savior your
humanity your fall in your debtor whatever the case may be I think they've
built the prestige system really well alongside that 1.0 flow that it kind of
guides you to doing the different endings so that you learn right you
do two story missions and prestige the first prestige one and then you go
back the second time around but they want you to be a bit more detailed
about it. They want you to do a couple more side quests. They want you to do one more story
quest. They want you to learn more about how to be in Tarkov before you get to get that
second prestige and escape the second time. So personally, I've been a massive fan of
that. I like the way that if you are new to the game and you've not prestigeed before,
it kind of sends you on almost like a quest path line to follow. So you don't need to
be a completionist the first time over to actually finish the game and escape from
Tarkov. You can do the bits required for P1, go back and then go at a more detailed
approach on the second time around. So I really like the way that that's been released as a whole.
Well, yeah, yeah, I think I think the the drops campaign stuff, one of the guys, one of my mods
and my chat just made a good point. With the drops campaign stuff, there's so much more
like stock getting getting injected into the game that it's kind of made a lot of the steps
to get through like certain stages of the game considerably easier you know that just
says that they're way more supply of things so like the economy isn't nearly as expensive
as it had been historically I think a lot of people are able to kind of like get through
certain stages of the game a lot more readily than they have been in the past.
I'm just giggling as I'm pretty sure Mr. Wumpeg that after the conversation we had
in Seattle and the yappage for us here on the bench. We could probably talk for hours but
unfortunately we are going to have to draw this beautiful interview to a close and I say
unfortunately because the guys in the chat both for BSG and everybody else on the Twitch chat have
been loving the yap with you this time around so firstly I think a fond thank you from everybody
here both in the chat and from us in the booth for taking some time out of your boxing day
to come and join us for an interview on screen. Thank you for your amazing words and advice
and we will look forward to catching up with you soon.
Anything final to say to the folks at home before you go
as we move on into some Christmas giveaways?
Chad wants me to just say like praise mezes.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
No, no, I'm looking forward to the next con.
So I'm going to, I don't know,
three or four of them this year this coming year.
So, if anybody in chat, there's usually a few folks.
If anybody in chat ends up like seeing me walking around at a con if you're going to a con,
just like literally tap me on the shoulder and just say hi if you wanted to say hi or whatever.
I always feel bad when people come back around like after the con's over and they end up
like mentioning in chat or they say something on socials about how like they saw me walk by.
I was like dude just come talk to me.
like uh yeah do that that just come say hi if you if you feel like it that's that's probably
you that's probably you i can vouch thanks for watching my shit yes it's really really cool
that you guys watch my stuff i really appreciate that a lot we're back this folks i can first
hand experience all right never spoken to one peg before in my life and all i had to do was to
walk by my beer recognize sort of look across and i believe it was you that said hey uh we
just started talking it was just a wave we come over and sat night like a straight hour
enough to our conversation over a beer which is just just talking and as well, you know,
multiple talk, it's talk, talk of darker and darker general things you appreciate,
general things I appreciate. So yeah folks, we had events with the SG, people got out to those
events both from the content side of things and from the community side of things, it's a great
time to interact with these streamers. If you see somebody don't be afraid to go over and say
hello, obviously respect personal space, don't jump on the back and try and pretend to be
a backpack, but come and say hello in the right way, okay, we're always looking to try and
interact with you guys. So I believe that is what we have for the time being for the
interview. I've got to check the hashtag F1 schedule and I believe we are ready to zoom on out to a
small interview bill before we get cooked up for some giveaways. So ladies and gentlemen, thank
you for joining us for the interview. Don't go too far from your seats because we will be right back.
I'm with you. Hello, ladies and
gentlemen, and welcome back. We
said we wouldn't go too far and
we hope neither did you because
it's time to bless you all with
the gift of giving that's right
here in the battle state games
channel through the festive
period. We have done nothing
but try to show you grateful
guys in the chat with some
beautiful gifts. So we can't
stop that one from happening.
Let's bring them some more
prizes that are going to be flying down from Santa's sleigh. Thanks to that firework that we popped off earlier on, and I believe we're going to be rolling them all out at the same time. So ladies and gentlemen, get your hands already on the keyboard. That keyword is coming your way right now.
That's right. Exclamation point T Y B S G to show our appreciation and a big thank you
there again. Exclamation point T Y B S G and we're going to be given out in this order.
One standard code of Tarkov, one stash code as well for that extra space. And if you're
looking to up that drip, one bear Morazco code as well. So you can step up your game
and style here so again guys exclamation point ty bsg only a few minutes here to get into the giveaway so
make sure uh make sure you're getting that in chat as quickly as possible whether it's space
swab or swag swinging yourself on into this giveaway might just get you a little bit of any
of the three eighths somehow by some miracle you managed to win one of these wonderful codes
you will need to create a ticket a discord message or a direct contact a whisper on
switch I think it is to the main man himself Philbo for those courts to be sent out to you guys
please don't delay if you do win one of the gifts of the prizes there's lots going on during the
Christmas period we will get that gift sent out to you as soon as is physically possible I can see
that there's a lot of hype in the chat for this one a couple of people very interested in the
drip maybe some stash space and a personally hot that's when my eyes are locked into because
I definitely haven't got enough room for the eight joke boxes I've now just evolved to nine
for yesterday. I need way more spaces. I'm going to start loading into those thick case
boxes I think you were attesting to so I can start creating some more room of my own.
Yeah I've uh you've heard me say it many times I'm up to like seven or eight scab junk boxes
and I hoard things I probably don't need to hoard but it is just a problem that
eventually maybe I'll learn to deal with. If not I'll just buy another scab junk box and well
with all the wonderful gold coins and leg of metals that I've collected.
I've now got myself a couple of thick cases.
I just did private clinic last night as well.
So fast for me at the moment is looking pretty nice,
but I can assure you only for a moment in that moment, it's gone a couple of
raids and I'm right back to what I was.
So all the more reason to take advantage of it.
Of course, you got those drip that drip as well.
We talked about that bear Morosco,
but maybe you're just looking to get a code for yourself or maybe a no
a friend that wants to play it now the holiday season great time to get that out and if you're
not lucky enough to get a to win a code here today or win one of these giveaways there are
mass amounts of discounts going on across from the steam sale to on the battle state
games webpage and not just the additions but some of that drip is on sale as well
so now more than ever is a perfect time to take advantage of all the amazing discounts
about the games as going on. Yeah, currently 25% of the standard edition 15% off of all
the drip and the clothing that's on the website right there. You've got up to a 15% discount
on upgrades as well across the various different packages, different values of saving that have
been given as a bonus throughout the Christmas period. Obviously with that sale on right
now, it's a chance to maybe introduce a friend that's been looking at the game
for a long while that we didn't want to splash too much of the cash on trying
it out. Well, maybe you might even be able to be a savior for them. There's
been loads of codes going throughout the entirety of this broadcast. The broadcasts that the
Christmas raid train has been travelling its way through to and from ourselves here at
BSG throughout the entire festive season. Four things such as stash giveaways, codes
for drip and codes for the game itself from the standard edition to even some left behind
and prepared for escape editions that were gifted out to various streamers. You locked
into the socials, you see them being given away, left, right and centre by your various
content creators that are feeling kind enough to not keep those codes for themselves
I want to give it out to that community. I've seen four or five. I can think off the top of my head straight away on the ex
Socials that you can go and get a hold of right now
So if your favorite streamer has an active x page or they're currently doing something on twitch for the drop season
Don't forget to swing by check it out because you might find that that might be your fast-paced ticket to getting your mate to come in
And instead of running a solo raid you end up running a duo where you've got a battle buddy to be able to come out alive with
I believe what was about 85, 70 seconds left on that giveaway.
So just over a minute left, folks,
people to be able to get into that giveaway.
Now remember, three prizes, three winners drawn,
first, second, and third for the same one code.
Exclamation mark, TYBSG will get you entered in for all three.
Stop these giveaways, and we're going to be drawing them all
at the same time.
Hort, remind us, the three prizes up for grabs
in this specific order.
That's right, you got one of those lovely standard code
that's going to be a stash
code to extend that that
stash expansion a little bit
give yourself a little extra
space. And of course that
final code is the bear
Marazgo code so you can up
that drip for all those bears
out here in 1.0. So again
that giveaway about to end
any moment here will be
crowning our three champions
in chat. And for the
reminder there's going to be
a lot of stuff going on as we
rate out today as well. I
know there's been a lot of
follow-up in those streams as well. Of course, the drops have just recently restarted about 49 minutes ago,
so all the more reason to have those streams up on the side while you do some of that gaming yourself.
Yeah, absolutely. I believe that giveaway is now starting to come to a close. We saw 20 seconds
left on it just a few seconds ago, so not too far off just now, folks. Last chance, final call
and get giveaway exclamation mark T Y B S G to yourselves in for one of three amazing prizes. That has now officially closed.
Ladies and gentlemen, the first code, as Hortso rightly mentioned, for a copy of the game. A standard code giveaway copy is going to go to, and the drum roll, please.
to be able to claim your prize will get that one delivered out to you straight away. Number
two, what the stash victor is.
Shrek and friends, baby Shrek and friends, the winner of the stash and our final one
for the Bear Marazco, the winner of the Stash and the winner of the Stash and the
winner of the Stash and the winner of the Stash and the winner of the Stash and
final one for the Bear Marosco, the amazing drip crack. Who is won that final prize?
The Bear Marosco, Dames, now going to be out in the scenes rocking that bear drip. Congratulations
Dames, that is a D-A-I-M-P-S. You're all going to be tagged in the chat in the Battle
State Games Twitch channel as well, folks. You can see that one there just in case
you didn't hear a shout-out. Your name or our pronunciation is as poor as my aim is.
Well, we don't need to worry too much about that because you've got your tag up there,
like we said get a whisper to the main man in Philbo. Congratulations to the three of you guys
that have taken home those wonderful prizes and we're going to get them sent out to you as soon
as possible. Commiserations for those that didn't win on this occasion but folks we're not going to
let you down just there. We're not going to shut this one off and say you're done for the day.
No instead you guys need to keep your eyes out because with that Christmas sleigh raid train we
are going to be swinging ourselves smoothly on after this broadcast to the next channel
for your amazing drops and on that next channel there'll be another giveaway going on very soon okay so
folks this will try to do through the whole Christmas period you just sit back in your favorite
armchair or your bed or your sofa wherever the cushions of the blind kits are the comfiest
enjoy the ride keep your arms and legs inside of the Christmas sled and we're going to take
you to all of the chances for all the prizes all the way through okay as always it's an
absolute blessing to be able to sit on the Christmas bench alongside my brother
the season. And it's always
an absolute blessing to be able
to bring the news to you guys
out there. Thank you ever so
much for all the support and
the kindness and I hope you've
had a blessed Christmas period
hot. Any final words for the
phone bends in the in the
audience before we find
ourselves moving on. Just a
big shout out and a huge
thank you to everybody that
was kicking with us here
today and everybody
working behind the scenes so
hard so diligently during
these holiday seasons. So a
big shout out to everybody
again behind the seasons. Of
course, a friendly reminder to
behind the seasons. Of course, a friendly reminder, Tarkov TV tomorrow for PMGMT 11am EST, if you're
across the pond like me. So be sure to stick around for the raid again, guys. We appreciate
you hanging out and we hope that you enjoy the rest of your reading.
Dasvidaniya!
You
.
Good afternoon, John.
We're back for another day,
another afternoon of Hunt for this talk-off.
We're gonna draw on that exclamation mark
you said could give away to an end in just a moment.
Hope you enjoyed the one-pack interview this afternoon.
Today on the schedule, we have got,
believe it or not, more Hunt for this talk-off.
We've got the same giveaways as well.
going to be doing the giveaways now. Then we'll have one in about three to four hours
time and then another one in the later evening. Today we start off with Humplest Harkov later
and maybe into some Skav Bingo challenge but we're waiting on a few things in the
background to see if that's going to be possible. If it's not, we move to Humplest
Harkov and then we'll be ending on Tarkov trivia today with some new people to
test their knowledge on Tarkov. In the meantime, let's move on over and let's have a look
see about who is going to be winning this giveaway. So we're going to close these entries
now and we're going to be picking two winners. It's two winners. You must DM me, the same
these codes for the two winners are boozy and chumper on bolline yeah that that
that name yeah chumper was good quite chumper yeah yeah chumper and boozy gg's
congratulations welcome if you want to be me please my name is sobo and we'll
We'll get those codes delivered to you.
Okay, we've got to put that message into the chat or pin it as well, so people have that
knowledge.
So today, in terms of what we need to do, we need to do the guides today.
We've recruited some friends to assist with this and we're going to be doing that in about
half an hour to 30 minutes to an hour. We'll be doing the guide. And the other thing that
we're going to be doing is hunting the goons. These are the only two things left we think
that I need for the guide. Oh, I also need to do Intimidator, which is to kill 17
more scouts. Then we can unlock the craft the BP as well. That's a W, that's a W.
Let me just deliver these codes, then we'll go GG. Nice. The flyer, this, I got this off
a scarf. Actually, I think I spawned in it. I spawned with it on my scarf. Hmm. Can you
put in multiple times or does that get you dropped from the giveaway? Just putting it
once is more than enough. Repeating it doesn't do anything else.
Yeah, next giveaway, I'm just updating the command now.
The next giveaway will be 8pm today, so in four hours time we'll be doing another giveaway.
The next giveaway is going to be for a Prepare to Escape key.
So 4 hours time we'll be giving away a prepare to escape key.
Where is my command?
Here it is.
The next giveaway.
8pm.
If someone wants to do estimation or giveaway, that command has been updated and you'll be able to see our next star.
The next giveaway is at 8pm and that's for a prepare to escape key.
That's for a game key.
and then later on this evening we'll give out some more stash as well you're
gonna run the arena update no we'll be focusing purely on base game we're
trying to do our best to to get kappa and then once you've got the kappa
container we are gonna focus on main story because believe it or not we've
done absolutely none of it. Very very little.
Now we play, we know. If it's required of us, shall we say.
If it's required of us.
We did good at money, yes we did.
Expected to lose a lot more, but we didn't.
So it's a W, it's an absolute W. We're very happy with that.
Has anyone used the new in years by the way?
They're very expensive on the flea market, they're like 350,000.
you
That's your seconds guys. I mean yeah, I would change my servers. I'm just gonna go
black screen for a very short second. You have to deal with it.
Sends pro flex, that's the ones, yeah camera. That's the ones. Does anyone use them yet?
I just don't see how 350,000 is enough.
It's like, like, it's a lot of money, you know, like, how?
The last giveaway here was for Splashlines.
The last giveaway today, or, like, yesterday.
The last giveaway today will be for stashlines, the next giveaway will be for a prepared escape key.
Wait, what was that? What were those headphones?
Because the Tep 300, I bought my Tep 300 this morning for 80k.
Yeah, so like they've gone up a little bit.
And then the other ones were... I saw someone mentioning before.
I just don't see how they can be that good.
This is a lot of money, you know?
He's doing that that good.
Have you just caused a hype?
Do we still make a video on this soon? Awesome, so I'll have to check it out
I'll do the quest at some point today as well and we'll get that done
Yeah, guide farming so in about 45 minutes I'm gonna get a couple of people to jump in
Maybe 3 people and we'll get the guide boxed off, yeah.
You gotta do it before the frostbite, yeah.
Yeah, we've got peeps turbo, thank you.
Flush is everywhere.
Peacekeeper mission, oooooh.
Yeah, you'd have to do peacekeeper mission with a proberto.
Oh, the new Gimp Musket! Well actually I'm Battle Pass level 100 and it's 105 right?
I can probably box that off and get that done.
106. Okay, okay.
Oh, I could just be exceptionally lazy and I could just go on this game from talk off arena website and buy 10 levels for like
4 euros or whatever it is
And then I can instantly get it
I've heard they're very busy.
I keep leaning over to see if my cat's got in her bed.
I do.
and
I'll have to be after this raid.
After this raid we'll uh, we'll get picked to cut.
All right, I didn't put a fire laser on this
Let's go
The mission is scav headshots and players inside the mall.
any fun loot we can find along the way.
I brought the firework in with me, I don't know why but I did.
Who's that scottish shooting over there?
I'm running 9 and 3 in this market.
I thought it was in the sky, but maybe not.
Hey on Siren, powers on, which is interesting.
I've got an Ultra Med key, let's go and have a look.
I thought Ultra Med's been exceptionally disappointing for me to do this, this wipe.
Wipe, I say, this since release.
Shots outside.
Wait, is there green smoke there?
Huh?
Yeah, but it is still destroying from outside?
I've never seen that done before, normally splashbanks.
I'm going to assume because there was a scav there that there is no player.
Alright, let's go have a little look on the Ultraman.
See if there's any nice things, or though I doubt it, honestly, I doubt it.
Cool this stuff.
Oh, a Tixman.
Honestly, kinda disappointing though.
Yeah, just a standard G28, honestly.
Like you might find out of a...
It's one of those pre-built G28s, you know?
Like out of like, Kibber.
Oh my god, it's so loud.
Oh my, my ears! Thank you for the subs.
Much better. Holy.
Yeah, I opened up Kibbit three times yesterday and I pulled out three G28s which were fully
catered as they are now.
And what did that guy just rotate as I shot him?
Oh my god he did.
How many more of these was it?
What's it called? Intimidator? Intimidator?
10 more kills.
Yeah, back in the day, Ultra Med was like the key everyone wanted, you know?
Lead X spawns, D-Fib spawns.
The Thalmas Corpse spawns, used to get so many stings as well.
chatting crap
Okay
I definitely had a scum, but the scum said no, I'll see you later.
Okay.
One on super, is that downstairs?
Nope.
It's too quiet inside the mall.
was like this yesterday by the way I came inside yesterday and managed to loot Kibber
nobody whatsoever and then I went outside to Emmacom and there was just players everywhere
there. Downstairs like a fight to Gila as well. Who's that scoundrel? Okay, there you
This legs, I didn't see the legs, what legs?
Legs downstairs maybe?
Not bad.
Let's uh...
Back to snide.
Okay.
Oh, there's no way.
Bro, I'm getting jubated by a scout here.
Is this the 9931?
It is.
I'm gonna top load this down entry
He was going down the stairs and then just went back up yesterday, but absolutely gibberish
Hello?
I'm going to save the N903 home.
Oh my dears.
Eh.
I can hear one more.
Interchange for Skype kills, by the way.
This is where you go.
All you need to do, come to the mall, stay in the center, upstairs.
you just get those scout kills.
You're shooting at the front. How many more do I need?
Intimidate
Three more kills scarves go low
Three more headshots. I'm gonna go have a look at the the front window though. See if I can get eyes on those players
Connor it's the same as yesterday there's no one like inside them all
But like loads of shooting outside
All the shooting is outside, someone switched on power but like nobody's inside the mall again.
The only people that come inside the mall are people who like come to get your scav kills or try and find killer at the moment it seems.
Yeah, it's true, it's true like that camp over there is so good for loot.
It's so good.
I'm going to go open up Kibber. I'm going to go swipe open up Kibber and get out and
that's see if I get another G28 as well. It's not a bad gun, I like it. It's just the
ammo.
before I officially did that shopping.
What you seen?
I just had a scarf, but...
Oh, no.
he's there did you come from breath I don't know how we had time to flip me off
by the way
oh there's guys squand let's go swap the toilet oh another one maybe
I'm playing PvP, believe it or not, I'm playing PvP but it's what I find to be the case on
interchange over the last couple of days is nobody wants to come inside because all of
the players, because all of the good loot is in the camp outside.
Everyone's on the highway at the tree or at the new camp.
No one's coming inside anymore.
how much money do you think he spent on food and talk off?
don't know, not that much to balance with him
i tend to find most of my food in game, oh another
All right.
No.
You're not gonna kill me.
Nice, K6 Triths.
Oh, I thought it was the Vegeta here.
Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish.
No?
Okay, okay!
okay okay we'll take the plades
SB98 I don't know I'd love to hear that. Just tell us one more.
It doesn't sound very well.
Huh.
Wash.
Well, another end of change. I'm not seeing a player inside the mall. Because everyone's
That's our tide.
Little campin' bastard.
That's why you check your corners, honestly.
This used to be so good as well.
I don't need weapon parts, I've got a lot of this.
It used to get so much good stuff in here as well, like Goldspawn used to get, like
Big coins, moonshine.
I also agree with you as well, Changi.
Yeah, I agree. I agree with that.
I'm so glad that I've got a quest to kill PMCs inside of Interchange.
The biggest week's fault, the biggest fear, the biggest secret, the only answer.
I'm playing okay at the moment.
Oh I got most tier 6 plates so it was quite nice, not gonna lie.
and tier 5 as well
we can run some of them
oh i'm actually full on this N here
i should start running more
tier 6 i guess
keep them in
put that in there, that in there, that in there
get rid of that, get rid of that
and we use this
and we'll put that there
So that's how that keep the animal so that's how that
missile this we sell that
All right, it's on this end this is one more
nice nice nice nice nice so the only two tasks now for kappa is the guide and the goons
T6 back play. This one? This one could be T6 back play. I don't wear a T6 in the back
though honestly. I would just wear it in the front. Wait. Oh because it's only specifically
for the back though isn't it? Ah, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, see your point, there's no point,
in running it. Unless killer's gonna come get me, you know.
I should definitely run some more stuff with tier 6. I think I could probably run tier 6 and like this, you know?
I could rather run tier 6 in these things than the other stuff.
I could put tier 6 in these. Do you know what it is? I can like do that now.
Honestly. Let's put it in this one. I get what it is. See?
That's 50, that's too low a jubilee, we'll get rid of this, get rid of that, we'll put
TF5 in the back, we're going to repair the TF6 in the front, okay and then here we'll
put two TF5s, like this.
you
Yes
I'm neither, I'm neither Scottish or Irish.
What a tune!
I'm English, bro. I should be like the whole, like, top of the morning to you. I can't do accents. I'm
maybe going to pretend to like try and do accents. Yeah, wee-boar-bag. Is that 8? Is that 8? Is that 8, you
me. I'm from a I'm from
North East England, though. I
tell you what, right? I tell
you what? I tell you what? You
should be able to guess it if
I was to do. Uh, uh, what's
it called? Uh, D number
three. Actually, what is it?
What is it? What is it? What
train and Philbo's going to be deploying in the customs with the G28. He's going to attempt to go
to the marked room and extract with some fat loot whilst killing things for the Christmas event.
I love how the whole like bottle of water thing is so like, oh everyone from England
says bottle of water, like, BOLLOWALA, it's like literally 4% of the country, it's like
a specific area in England who goes BOLLEWATER BRUH! YOU WANT A BOLLEWATER?! Like no one
else does it. But because of that specific area everyone is like you know it's renowned.
It's funny because you drive like 45 minutes north of people who go BOLLEWATER and everyone
would say. Good evening sir, could you pass me a bottle of water please. Could I interest
you in some still water? Maybe perhaps some sparkling? It's a finest bottle.
Do I have 45 minutes south and it'd be like, all right fam, you want more water
in it bruv? It's so true! It's so true!
Aren't you scouser? No. Absolutely, absolutely not.
I've got friends from Liverpool and I tell them all the time that if I was born in
Liverpool I'd go to speech therapy.
I can't even do it on that thing.
You're right, mate.
You're kinda cork in the chicken, please.
You're right.
Kinda cork.
Oh, shit.
Needs more Flem.
He's from the back of the throat, you know.
Okay, shots and domes, okay, I haven't, I, I, in hindsight, right guys, I haven't really
he got the gun to be fighting the endorms.
I wonder if I can get involved in this from Two Story.
I think I just killed two, no?
That was two players?
How's that one player?
I feel like I saw two players, two different helmets.
Oh please!
I haven't got a flashlight by the way. It's going to be awful.
It's just such a terrible mistake.
Hello housekeeping!
you
You
And what we can't do is we put this
I don't know, let's finish it though, let's go to the middle.
Oh, okay, I'll run this.
I want to run 230 round as his backup as opposed to, um, as opposed to, um,
to magazines, um, these ones, the 995 and the 995.
the 995 in them and then we'll just a that's where I'm all I'm over in the 855
is repacking bring in one of these good for the rest good for the rest we'll
good for the rest. Alright. Yeah, I don't really fancy that it's faffing around though.
It's like one of the things that I like about it. Being able to like, watch your gun and
have some fun with it. It's just one of the one of the things that we like about
again
I'll be like this in the coaster
Wish I'd been a bit afraid of different things
I'd be like this all the time
I'm looking out the door
I know absolutely yeah definitely wiki like everyone needs their own you know
everyone's got what they like what they don't like no hate on anything there's no
hate and what I'm what I'm what I said sorry I meant nothing bad
normally I have like kits and stuff ready
No, no, absolutely not, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not.
Let's just make a sure, sorry.
Remember when we did problem with PV's game of digluse, I just thought game of digluse
2?
Do you half like that ram in the sentence, you know it's ram clean it, you have that
turned on?
I
We're about to you from wiki
can you do me a favor I've actually got a sub this is crazy if I knew that it
pause the music. This is bad. You were here. Remember the
remember the monoday giveaway that we were doing during arena
cup series? Yeah, yeah, well, you should because you kind of
won it. You kind of won it. You won them on it the giveaway. You were messaged. Bet you
won them aren't they gave away last week. I was like, me and my head of operations we
were like, we're in each of the DMs like, we were like, we were like, this guy, I know
this name from somewhere, where did we know this name from? And I just checked the live
casting channel and it was like, we put your name in there. Can you do me a favor?
Can you join this discord and can you DM mod mill in the top right hand corner to open
a ticket so we can arrange for this to get delivered?
That's that's brilliant honestly.
Christmas by the way. Enjoy your mother then. That's crazy. Honestly, shout out to Connor.
Shout out to Connor because it was Connor who was like, wait, this is this guy. No,
no, no, no. W football is W Connor. And I was like, isn't it this guy? And I was
like, oh shit is to be fair, you've got it was one of those
names as I paint my wiki and remember when we drew the winner we were like oh
shit yeah that's mud
I'm trying to like see where it is in the VOD so I can like, you show you.
I can't remember how fine we did it though.
I only look when I drew the winner.
What's it called?
Pimp?
Why, Ricky?
It was at 1710, we started it.
It's like two hours in there, thereabouts.
We're in red now, so I have to come back to it.
Oh, this is not a fun spawn for domes!
What spawn is this, Brev?
Are you back home now, Conor, by the way?
We'll, uh, get the gag on the go.
Get big turdy.
We'll start.
I also got Lemon as well.
He's on his way.
He'll be about ten minutes, so we can do that the first map.
Well, I guess it all depends on when I get out of this one.
I might instantly die, you know?
Ah, yes it does.
I think I'm shooting cracked.
I shoot you in this building as well. I kind of want to go straight to Dome's.
I don't know if that was a player or a scoundrel, but it's dead.
It was a player.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
Oh fuck, it scared the crap out of me.
I know you can use the transit when it opens.
So let's say for example I spawned it on customs there and I used to transit the reserve there
a minute into the raid I would get a survive on this map you can use the transit
uh I did it I was time I was doing it yesterday and I transited from woods to customs after like
two minutes and I got a survive uh I I tested the theory
Okay, I'll shut the door, so it's good.
I can hear someone, but I don't know if it's three or second.
I think there's one in Mark's room, I've not brought any nails yet.
I hate this. Why did I always have to be the Engager?
Always have to be the Engager.
just doesn't move. Just my head in.
Oh! Oh, it's on signal fire, bro!
Oh, it's on single fire! That was the scariest moment of my life. I watched my life flash
before my eyes! Oh! Monka!
I think he was on single fire as well. What gun was he having? I don't know. He didn't
really seem to shoot at me, did he? Yeah, maybe. He didn't shoot at me. Let me check.
no no I don't know
what a what a great name though
new checks out
friend giveaway, ex-mission mark giveaway will tell you when
believe it or not
I can't believe I was on single fire
that's crazy
not gonna lie
I'd have been pretty mad
if I died
If I was on single fire
I'm gonna ensure install it. Oh, no, I'm not cuz it's a fucking regular number
question is do i take that guy's gun probably and then
mm mm mm mm I don't need to be a
I'll sell for more let's just pop this in
don't need that don't need that
I'll take the gun.
Do I want the big golden cock?
Do I need the big golden cock?
I probably don't.
It's also like 30k.
I definitely don't.
Alright.
No cock. Feels bad man. Feels bad.
The Vashara was here, no? So that means there might be the mines map.
Let me go look up Vashara, see if I can find the mines map.
This is the map, isn't it? Map. Please be the map. Please be the map. Please be the map.
Never mind.
Let me take that off.
Get that back on insurance fraud.
Let me do this.
This is how I shouldn't phone.
Maybe it's the players' card or the first cast?
Which state of rich indeed man?
There's a reason I've got 30 mil and you've got 4.
Eh? You hear me?
Yeah, I've got 5.
I think that's just a player scout bait, honestly.
Do I not rig him stamina?
Have I made the mistake with not looking?
I have.
Oh, it's like so close as well.
I thought it was under 454.5 and then...
Hmm.
I know, there I go.
It just took a while.
Where's my extract?
All the way to ZB11, feels bad.
Feels bad.
Alright, kinda message the lax of snow.
See if he's still...
If he's still down to assist.
Then we start with...
Start with labs.
I don't like how much you know this.
What?
Bro!
I just shot him five times.
Nob.
an impact grenade.
I need that.
That's a...
I need that.
Yeah, I don't know what I do now.
Cont...
Contable.
I need this for my scoff container.
and I must cut the container. I need to throw my copper container.
you
I've just messaged about the guy.
Hello Mr Connor!
Good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening.
Yeah, we need them. I did that's just not as we saw applied.
I'm going to do the blue.
And then lemon said it'd be 15 minutes and that was half an hour ago.
All right, and it means we can do this.
Oh, so someone was asking for a picture of my cat.
This is my cat.
This is Mitzi.
This is my kitty cat.
I
Just a little shit
Hola hola
I'm so tired. Remind me to not be a chef next time.
I'm a speed bird for
Okay, okay
Um, so I'm actually just finished his last hero
We start with labs. You do you have labs unlocked?
Even hi, I'm gonna watch I used up we'll start with labs and then we'll go to factory I think
take a big bite for lobster
well that's how I was doing this, put in the guide
we're on there, where's that textbox one?
This is attempt number 7 of the guide.
You have labs right you were a baby don't get cold
I don't get cold in laps
Don't know I mean there's like consenual map to mine alone
I had 30 mil this morning, why have I got 6.26.6, oh yeah I bought that, yeah I don't
I thought you were at work, how come I've just killed you on Customs lemon?
I missed it now you missed it you missed it I'm not saying the name I am not I am not
I'm not saying the name.
Chat, what's the name?
I'm gifted.
I'll be braving people.
Hey, I didn't get the kidney.
10.5 partner? No, that's not me.
That's my old team.
Is it actually?
No, he's feedback.
Right, so.
Alright, while he's doing that Bastiva, then I'm going to go...
skyvender change he was finishing it so I'm assuming he's near the end
I
sign S398.
Love it.
Ha ha ha. Yeah.
Oh you gotta keep it for your...
...heels.
Me and Watsash stay for a bit.
Wait, you don't know Watsash, do you?
No.
You know this is things with, uh...
...press...
...where...
...the case is now in two.
Yeah, I'd have to play Arena though, you know what I mean?
You've got like gold in style, I mean.
Yeah, that's pretty cool, actually.
The spawns are a bit fucked up, but I'm sure it'll be around.
Eh, do you fix that, though?
I don't know about the spawn, but I know they made it from 8 players to 10 long bombs.
Okay.
Ah, I love being called.
Inspirational.
a little bit of mail. That was super water! Huh? Yeah, Christmas ornaments. W, W. I always,
I always spawn in the camp when I don't have a bug.
And then I go around the camp and there's just so much to pick up.
So much power to see, again it's always the same, it's always the same shoes, all sorts
of stuff I can't pick up without a bag. Oh my god. No one's been here as well.
Two metal fuel cans here. I wonder if there's a graphics card. No, but it's like this one
which sells a lot of money. I'll go pick up my moonshine I guess. Either my moonshine
either my moonshine or my whiskey.
Okay, Snorlax is done. He's just making his kit now for lab, so I'm going to check for this moonshine and then get out.
I don't know why I didn't know that, I can't wait to get one tapped for this kit.
Oh one tapped
You know, it's pretty toxic spawning is a scav on say woods for example the loot woods and you don't have any heels
What's the worst, mate? Could you always get shot by something?
What's the matter with that? I'm like, I've lost 100 HP and I'm outside an inch inch
and if I don't get the extra now I'm gonna die.
Yeah, I could have frostbite.
Thanks for the gift and subs, appreciate it.
I think she's down there as well.
I hope I don't die! Then we're the extra by the way.
Alright, easy.
Alright, try to just go second-drag it.
Alright.
Sto-lux.
Store locks
Soooooooooo
придум some pop stuffs pop clubs
framed up
that'sham
and love labs
flowers
you
okay
that's a color mask we've ever seen
it's more like a toby mask for me but yeah we'll go like it
Someone blows the one you just want
Okay, the orange one
It isn't spawn here. No, it's not like in that's like in this room. So I thought you just print you not just press this
Oh, no idea.
This is the orange key.
Where'd you get that from?
That's what I mean. It spawns like in these areas. It's a residential key.
And it's like a lot of gold spawns usually.
Oh, I thought I'd see shit.
There's no gold spawns. It's a lie.
The power is only for this area though.
Uh-huh. Okay.
No, it lives me in, bro, if I wouldn't know.
That's why I said the last time as well, I was like looking for the residential keycard.
I think it's...
Okay.
...like, on the next job.
It can spawn on this chair.
Makes more sense now.
There's a barrel that's not there.
It's in my room somewhere.
Right there.
You found it?
No, it has to be in the big room.
Oh, one card.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh
You know I've came in this room at loads of times and I don't think I've actually found anything much like good
two stims you in there but like never anything special
yeah i got like an oshko up in a stim
i've had a leadx once out of here
oh i'm seeing that as a red key card bruv
hah
why did you just get a red key?
as a red key card on the desk just there
what is here?
it blew
oh it blew
I'm literally sitting here
I'm literally sitting here, but like, ah, blue loops so bad, pause it right here, easy mill
I haven't found the orange kicker, this is like a spawn chance, I thought
Yeah, but like the orange kicker is like a 100% spawn, right?
It is, yeah
I just I'm very is that the wall approach yes thanks to Alan Blusto we should
be here in the booth probably we definitely should be hearing
I'm both.
Here I'm past.
Well, I really don't think I have an opportunity to check green without dying.
If you want green as well.
Yeah.
I literally just got it from a die cutting room for where I got it.
I'll call a sample.
I haven't heard anything and it's worries me
That's private service, right? Oh, yeah private service, right now worries me because it's either gonna be some guy
Well, TVS squad sitting in toilets or it's someone who got a free spawn over there, and he's got a GL launcher
Yeah, I think yeah
I haven't heard any shots though.
I think they put the green keycard room loot in the blue accidentally.
Like they give the raw keycard.
There's a golden egg in here.
This is kind of like a shit one though.
Alley splint
Remember the barrel stuff this thing it spawns inside here
Yeah, you have to you have to barrel stuff stuff that thing this is them on this bench here
I don't even know that they put it like actually inside those like holders do you want to I
know this is like really counter-intuitive I kind of want to go over to the black and
There because like oh no their shots the shots family you hear that
Supra shots they were like
It's like kitchen
No
Okay, I can hear loads of fighting over by a kitchen now
Let's just go down to the underground.
Yes, I'm going to come down now from the back.
I'm going to come down as well.
Oh, I remember last night
That's not like remember last night I stood
It was so good
That should definitely be clear
That's a good extra to be sure
No, Rita Rino's please
I don't even think it explodes right away because it has to travel a certain distance before it has the impact thing.
Which is why the...
Alright, should we go factory and box it up?
I was thinking we should go ground zero, but that works.
Yeah, no actually ground zero.
Yeah ground zero. Ground zero and then factory.
and then lighthouse and then streets and then reserve I think I think I think I think we
know
I should have like two weeks. Yeah, what do you mean?
I'm sure you do it for a patch now. Ground zero at the moment, Tim, is like super
busy. I don't have to go down with zero people.
you just said that. No. Get your uh get your beanies on. Mm-hmm. I'm just gonna run the
same kid. I need to get one more battle pass left and I could get the. Honestly do you
want to this? I should be running like this. Like the big fucking dude or armor. Not a
ninja yeah no no no can I stick to your six plates in it yeah my bad
Why don't you control them, Plates of them?
Oh and I'll click the ensure all button it'll do it for me.
What? You're stupid.
Fucking, yeah I'll do it for you.
Then we'll have parts from Winshift's movie.
I might change one a bit.
Um, we'll do that, we'll do that. I'll just wear the same.
Um...
This is Sam.
Have you guys, any of you tried the new, uh, last year maps?
No. No, not yet.
It's, uh, interesting.
What do you mean? How old is it?
It's, uh, like the, uh, Mad Camp from Woods.
If I'm actually in the Mad Camp from Woods.
The other one is Dorms.
Like, there's some storms, and the other one is that little area in Shoreline, the new area.
Yeah, the new...
It's so weird to fight there, but you have to do it a lot for the quest, so...
Have we gone? Turn zero.
I don't need the green flag, because we can get one, and she'll bring money for car.
I did get like 80k XP from completing three of those Christmas presents.
Yeah, I don't know if it brings 500k, what the fuck am I doing?
Yeah, like everyone goes to Ground Zero and do their test drive I feel.
I mean that's what I did, because it was so busy.
Like, mod them up as well, so that I could just be saying, like, oh, I'm sorry, Gildo.
Shut up!
I don't have any of them up, so much.
And the tutorial.
I made my own choice to go on it.
I'm just in case, to be fair I never take it, and then like 10 minutes in to it, I'm
like shit, I'm dying.
There's always the first thing to get shot out of your stomach.
Yeah.
Even I was not trying to do the fucking glicky shit.
I don't know who it was, kept missing my chest on, and kept glicky in my stomach.
And it almost got licked out.
Please turn up the audio on my squaddies.
Honestly, do I have to?
We got a pot of volume.
I'm going to kill everyone right now.
shoot that day right here right now right here right now
what a tune
you guys just stay there cuz then I'll just go up yeah we'll just take a green
flag extract that's right in front of us oh wait I realized that that's a thing
yeah keep forgetting for green flag extract literally in front of us actually
Actually, we said we're gonna go streets next. Let's just go streets
Transit the streets right right now
Yeah
And when you wait for snacks before you go up
That's what I'm saying. We're gonna be lying down in the middle of the road between 20 seconds
I don't know, it's only 20 minutes.
Alright, it's in there, not some bolts man, c'mon.
No, it's not.
I'm gonna be that guy and I'm gonna steal the roof there as well.
Alright, let's go.
That's just top two.
You might need it from the other map.
Alright, not top two, you're smart as well.
Nah, I'm top two.
I probably should interact with him.
Yeah. One night to rule them all.
That's what it is.
GG, GG. First one down, first one down, second one down. Let's go.
What a great raid. I'm so excited.
I love the guide. It's such a fun, engaging task, you know.
really really gets you your mind in the blood pumping you know
i hope my cam doesn't crash you see it
if i can just have muscle memory
you
in an armour but we played Russell as someone who was literally fish news too
oh literally i didn't think it was possible but it was literally fish news too
well they have they ever been in the same room together
no thankfully i think we had the next one in the world
they say it all the way down the drain
I forgot about it.
I forgot I got a Gumball, man.
Fucking hell.
Oh fuck yeah, streets, I'm so excited.
Well, hopefully we get the spawn next to the interchange thingy.
Yes, let's go.
And it's actually pretty bless the interchange.
We have to fight like three spawns in front of us, so be careful.
go go go go let's go straight into change
yeah but that's like 30 seconds
there's more passion please more passion more energy
more energy more passion more passion more energy
more fuck work more cameras back to last
on our left I think
yep can we buy it to an SDD
I think it's the garage man.
The best of the room.
I'm in the ramp here.
Yeah, I'm just holding down the road.
I feel like that's where the shot was not on the ground.
The guy dying sounds very close.
The dying sound was like a scab.
I was close left maybe, Barber.
Barber?
We're at any change, but I actually added that to the transit.
That door doesn't invite them to film.
Look at that piece of the Barber.
We'll back, we'll back, we'll back.
We're at the transit ready.
Yeah, I'll try to kill him.
I even knocked out the martin achievement, but we try.
I dare not.
He's still there, sure.
I'm trying to run away, but I forgot something.
I will put that on cover fire, last room.
I'm holding, where are you?
It's like the one star behind the barb.
Okay, run.
I just have to stop my weapon.
I just have to fucking have my AAP.
Let's go.
He gave me two heavy blades so I had to like stop something.
We can honestly just do most of this with thunder.
Yeah you can.
A couple of times on the spawns that we get though.
Maybe lemon was smart to bring food.
I don't say anything like that to ever again.
It's kind of racist, honestly.
Is it Philbo?
No, it's not.
You as a Scottish person was not.
Nah, I'm Irish.
A Scottish person from Liverpool, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's me.
It comes so hard actually.
I don't even, I can't, my brain can't even process what you would even sound like being
mix of Liverpool and Scottish.
The Scottish version of Liverpool speaking Welsh.
Oh my gosh.
Hopefully it doesn't exist.
That's possible Pimp.
Yeah, that's possible.
I feel like that's like a Pokedex entry.
I'm in 52.
Now I can sit there and do my fat basketball.
I need my balance.
Eat McDonald's on Boxing Day!
That means...
Okay.
Have you missed out there?
Four days, nice.
I was gonna say, that thing must be free.
I thought about fucking trying to fight like a level freestyling for like, just doing it.
Don't you have like the angry orange or whatever it is?
This cosplay is done on Trump.
Okay that's crazy.
statement's on stream that's great that's not political streaming
no i don't want to hear it
no politics and shanks are they
you
Okay, there.
I'm not standing like I saw a form clear.
Oh, she's checking in here for like, latexers, you know.
I'm gonna eat.
I'm eating the sausage.
Me like this bit.
Oh, it's a phenomenal sausage.
Really enjoyed it.
Well, I kinda took it like a jam.
He's like the five star review for a sausage as well.
I'm on my leg.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Can I give head mod to more than one person?
Yeah.
I can?
Yeah, I think so.
Let's go.
What do I do?
4 slash lead mod?
Yeah, and then type that Snarlite.
Lead mode.
No, it's not.
Yeah, I need to go community roles manager
Where's Connor Connor Connor Connor Connor
Leave moderate it. We let you see that the ad kind of as leave moderate it. Yes, boss
Oh, it's lemon
Then don't bring it up. Let's push Chris needs it as well. Let's go push wash
Almost from the UK giving him an hammer is just kind of dangerous
We can go factory if we spawn old guys.
Yeah.
Or we can go reserve if we spawn like all the way behind the new guys.
What's the code? No, no, no, no. The best spawn right now for us would be, uh, uh, Campfire.
Why?
Because then you just go up the hill and you just take the extra on the right and the left.
You can literally spawn at Oldcast, can't you?
Uh...
Uh, Oldcast is wrapped in...
I mean, technically, yeah.
Oldcast, Oldcast is factory, and then...
Shoreline is the one, like, at the sniper rubble.
And then you have reserve at the...
All maps that we still need.
Is that the...
The garbage can be, like, in the corner, in the map.
And you can spawn next to that as well.
You can literally spawn next to three camps, that's like...
What could possibly go wrong?
We're gonna get big red, so...
Let's go.
So we go back to the end of the tunnel.
Let's go.
Now we need to kill something so we get like that because on normal trends it gets us so much experience.
Ah yeah maybe do that when we're not on the garden.
Not that if I'm doing it now.
No no no no.
No no no no no.
I'm covering big weeds all over the shoulder.
Oh yeah, true, we can bring Connor to the left half of the street.
Oh no, I didn't sign up for this.
Oh no, your paint crashed.
I thought we had to put a third circle watch because we would be back in stage.
All of us.
I love how they use like pretty like normal codes and then they were like yeah you know
I thought it was post in a fake code earlier, but there's no way I've written it.
Is this fun?
Errrr, turn the page slowly.
I think it's a, I think it's a hint that they'll release the new...
I think it's a hint that they'll release the new game from them in 2026.
Oh, this is actually factory.
Such dubious spawns it makes up for yesterday.
Bye.
Bye Felicia.
Who's kicking off over there?
You know what? Let me check the effing tree.
We have to wait one minute in here.
16 more seconds.
I'm moving.
There should be a bush spot right around here.
Help me.
I think I'm stuck inside.
I'm a chance it in chances in chances in chances in chances in chances in
Yeah, by
Easy
I'm starting
I'm in
76
Come on, Big Daddy
No, you're gonna make it and redo it
Oh, no, I didn't
No, I know how it went to get in
You're all it's fast.
That would be too bad.
Holy fuck that was quick!
I heard that bottle of them.
They're just dating though.
We can go...
Where's the trans in the woods?
Oh, what's this...
Wait, is that a trans in the woods?
Yeah, it's trans in the woods, but where is it?
I don't know where it is.
I actually don't know where the tons of the woods is
the same place as main gate x-rax just a bit in front of it
oh yeah
okay
come on that money that money should take both of my legs when I'm behind a foglust
he took my arm he was just spraying and praying
someone jumping
yeah it's the enemy that's a killer killer sign
You ever got just the beanie on some of the small licks?
Yeah.
Bro, I'll call you a shooter.
Yeah, you're like phasing everyone.
Yeah, I am actually shooting you welcome.
Track the bit.
I can't even live to buddy.
What do you mean?
You're no one there.
You're no one here to buddy?
Oh my god.
You're like so out in the open as well.
Yeah but it's like I wasn't even there.
You're not watching, look at my hair stream.
You just shut the door, protect him!
He's not, oh have you not got my screen show?
He's outside the door!
He's there!
Hey, outside!
At the other door!
This is, that's what I remember.
This is crazy.
I didn't know I could learn double team.
It's not Devon fucking saying that that's crazy.
I usually only ping a BSU Devon, that's all.
Is people outside running?
Can we not protect her?
I don't want to die.
I don't know if he's in 400 different locations, not that I didn't die because like I was shooting
him in the head like 60 rounds and he didn't fall.
You're letting him back in or what?
Yeah, I'm letting him back in.
What's he doing?
He's unable to access.
Okay, bro.
Bro, let's shut the fuck up.
It's not even in the game.
I'm twice in the game. What do you mean?
Hmm-hmm.
Okay, I'm back in.
I'm at DC. I just hit 400 pegs.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Alright, the question is, do you want to get out and actually reset?
I'm going to load back in fresh.
I'd wait until it's been 7 minutes honestly.
It's only 2 minutes the weird.
Oh yeah, the wood sack strike by the way is the main exit, the need like if we go into
the office then...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to try to do that?
Yeah, I think we should reset.
Yeah, just reset.
He's just had a free reset, he crashed.
Two and a half minutes you have to wait though.
Number two minutes.
Okay, I'll go into the office.
No one's in the office from you guys, right?
might
I'm gonna shot you and get three because I'm gonna go do my exits quick
It might be fine if you kill together, but three of us are shooting
Yeah, I mean, I say I killed him, I shot him in the back of the head and he died
Yeah
I don't want to shoot
That's our Mishra's.
That's...
You're gonna have to go back and clip it, honestly.
Because, so, actually, we're like...
Like, fucking, I don't know, I've never seen anything like it before.
Oh, that's another BMC that's decent in there.
You sure?
Good.
Thank you for your loot, thank you for your contribution.
Nothing, you've made it.
I never seen it back in the stage with nothing.
Leave it to Gale.
I put it in the corner or something.
No, I took his headset, I'm broke.
I'm coming to gate 3 now.
No, there's a jacket here and I know there's a martyr in there
That martyr looks like an insect. That's crazy
All right, let's go
If you get a shotguns got a thermal on it
No vital really, you're standing like that.
Oh, it's funny.
Let me see how much XP I got.
At least 3 I would say.
I didn't kill together what shut you get out 20 times
I've just saving it because you don't have any status
What?
Yeah, it's on the
NK but try a new
Man, he's just gonna get you the thing back without the front right, but he got us this level 4 back right, that's all
Better?
Why does it feel like we finished the guide but we're not even there yet?
It's funny, up 2 and 1 that's right
I got reserve, wood, shoreline, lighthouse
Okay, no one though, it's dark on town apparently
That was good effort though, like, pretty good, pretty good going
Pretty solid, different with lemon in here
Ah, the good abstract
Good monster, man
That's crazy!
He got removed from his discord, okay?
Ping!
Come?
Come on!
You?
We're back there, too, haven't we?
Alright, what?
I'm still got deities.
Let's go.
They added snow to some of the
chop-chop-snow, no.
I beg to come on and take a few of the other bits.
Like, bobble, don't you?
I played boleyn, I don't think they had a b.
Alright, 4 maps to go. Wood, shoreline, reserve and lighthouse. Arguably for me now, we should be doing reserve.
Yeah.
Yep.
I'm getting my weapons.
Yeah, I'm getting my weapons.
The red level, that's crazy.
Alright, Jokershore.
What'd you just say?
I'm not sure if I can hear you or myself talking.
I'm the ground reaper.
idiot
All right, ideally we want to get like rbv or like train yard so that we can uh transit to lighthouse or uh woods
Um, i'm gonna bring another gun then i think
Just in case, get more on the long range side of things.
I'm not waiting for these games crashing below.
Like yours was up to you?
That's great.
Gonna bring a G28.
G28 is so nice, we have to do like a fucking three-point turn to get on corners.
Yeah, which is why I put woods and shit at that, it's alright.
That.
So what do you know after this? It's just goons, right?
It's just the goons that just need to kill the goons.
And before, we go to Lighthouse and the goons are the...
Oh, they search from after this.
I don't know, I have no idea.
What are we actually waiting for, is it just elbow?
I was just put on another gun.
He's so rude.
He's so needy.
I don't know, I need to put a flash to have a good one.
That's crazy, Colms.
Crazy.
I don't know either, but like that's crazy.
Once you're asking for fucking opies man.
Opies.
What in the room are you doing?
Opies.
Oh Snorlax, opies.
Shhh.
What the fuck are you saying?
Don't ever speak.
I've forgotten about that.
You.
Oh my god.
You know, you know the, you know the, you know everyone were playing, uh...
La boo boo.
What what what we were playing? Oh don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't because I had absolute fucking brain rot from
From Bailey in in Paris man. All I could hear every other day was Bailey going
And it just got ingrained in my brain because then froggy started it then Toby started I was like no
Welcome to Hunt Premiere where the brain rot today is extra, extra special.
Oh yeah, have you seen the video of when they're in the zoo and they're in the
the car and then the monkey jumps in the car and the little kid goes monkey in the car!
I
I hit the fat that that's like in my brain
Yeah, look at my screen, uh, small box, the, the, the screen.
watch what happens to you fucking no no no
OOOOOOOH!
So this is Ryan Jones.
See? He saw me jump.
That's Ryan Ryan Jones.
That's great. That was a normal jump.
Look at him! Look at him! Look at him! Look at him!
What's he going? What's he going?
He just go fucking...
YOW!
HAHAHAHA!
If I saw that and you killed me,
you were 100% getting reported.
Bro, that's the only thing that I've ever...
I've never seen lag like that. Ever.
Never!
You were like, somewhere entirely different as well.
You were like, coming back towards Fort Blitz.
They said like, what happened on my screen is
where you saw that little like, black, or little
that jump, is I just jump past that
and then walked around the corner
and shot the Gila. That's all I did.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, the game has blessed us today!
Well, we saw the fight army for you guys, but...
Can't make it down from down.
I
Power slid and my gun didn't rise up, but I just start shooting the floor
All right, Rachel also though
Lie me to the moon
Let me be among the stars.
Do I go up in that mall?
No, no, no!
We're extracting right here.
Yeah, right.
It's got 20 seconds surely.
No, this is Lighthouse in front of us.
Oh, this is Lighthouse.
It's a player, player, player, player!
Oh, not me!
Shoot one of them!
Wait, wait, wait.
Guys, please, they're in front of you at next to Mark Room.
Okay
Start the transit
Stop the transit towards the train part. All right. I'll start the transit. I'll start the transit. I'll start the transits get in it
It's a
These guys in nine seconds
It wouldn't let me extract without you
pushing pushing pushing
And that killed him? I know he's still alive
What's not the next drag boys?
We can't look it, it's gonna look
I think it was three, I think someone killed one I killed the other and there's one left
That's all 25
Yeah
I killed another one. I killed two I think.
Alright the question is, do you want to lose? I'll get out.
I don't really care about the loot, like let's just trend it if we can.
Okay. I play can. If they can't click it they have to like extract the normal way.
I've just been out to pick it.
Okay. One more person?
I don't want to see that.
That's what we've done all the time, I didn't die in the start of the Asian League.
Get to what I'm at, if you put on.
It doesn't matter, I can't, you literally get your car.
You get all limbs back next to it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't got my food, but I've already lost.
No, but I've got hadrish. You dead?
Yeah.
Go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it.
I'm dead.
We just tried to stay in.
But there was four.
Yeah, there's a four, man.
have even killed the last one I don't know. That's pretty. Hey, the president's still alive
for now? The president's alive! I'm like the woman on the trimper that jumped across
the... Jesus Christ. I'm not even joking. I actually think my game's crashed. No no
No cap, no cap, no cap, I've got a full black screen.
Yeah, spinning circle, spinning circle.
As long as you don't start clicking things,
I shouldn't cry.
That guy's still alive.
Yeah, I don't believe you.
Ah, okay, yeah.
I'm scared for talk, I was not responding.
I'm doing this, because I don't wanna get fucking...
What did you die to, long time ago?
SDD.
I got one tapped in my thorax through level 5 armor level 6 armor
I wish I could still see my end of the raid report because now I can.
Oh, so I like to still go into the next one, right?
No, no, no.
If one of you crashes, it's just like it says matching aboard and matching finish.
I wish I could still see the end of the raid report.
I don't know what you guys were, what happened, but you guys couldn't click it. I feel like you just walked to the wrong area.
I was stoned on your arse cheeks and couldn't click it.
I got hit as I went to do it and then I couldn't repress it.
Yeah, I didn't get what it was.
I think when you get hit it takes away the option for you to do it, let me see if I still
counter something that I crashed.
Yeah it countered you.
It counts for a map that you get out so like we say I need to do the other three.
Wood shoreline and lighthouse.
What do you mean, kill real quick?
Is there a transit from the lighthouse to Woods?
You can do a lighthouse to Shoreline.
Just a shoreline.
Yeah, but I'm thinking we go shoreline now and do the transit at lighthouse because
that means Connor can come.
I think there's a Woods to Shoreline.
No.
There are reserve factory customs and one more.
What's the last one?
Is it a telescope?
No, it's for... actually, it might be a woodsman, you know. Let me check.
you
I
In some and it's La Bailey
All the fucking time
Yeah, when you audition other brainer
Yes, you do
I'll stick to that's a short game
11 but she's actually 5 6 you know this is like not a good spawn
oh great what do you mind that way well no it's a good spawn
wait wait this is that the perfect spawn i've never just spawned here so
hey i'm off it i'm off it i'm off it no no no literally this the extracts
right here they just have to worry about the
person that spawns across
Wait, am I going the wrong way then?
Yeah, yeah, I'm going the wrong way.
What do you mean I'm mad I'm short?
I'm taller than you, what are you talking about?
That's crazy man, I don't know.
I'm sorry, why don't Dad, Lux and Heidi mix up for on gameplay?
Did he do it twice?
Yes.
I'm still late.
Oh, it's Philbo.
Folks, hey, Philbo.
Cook him on.
Come out, come out, you son of a bitch.
I'm here.
Shut up, you fucking bastard.
I'm here.
I
Guys wouldn't date me in high school because I was too tall right
I'm gonna have to delete the board.
Fuck him, why would I?
I'm gonna have to delete my board.
I don't know.
Ah.
What?
Bad.
I'm sorry.
Bad.
Fucking bad.
Jeez.
Yeah, so in memory of a four when I turned you guys up for stream, yeah, let me just
Let me just just adjust that again
to be fair, the worst things I've been said in there are like, I don't know, I don't
want to ever tell you guys.
Toobie down.
You had that one in the chamber though, that was so quick.
Oh, that caught me off guard by the way.
Oh, she's here!
Is he a bit off?
Toobie!
I forgot she could join this channel.
Oh, she should.
to be a foul honestly I was expecting some abuse to be thrown at you this
I love how she had to come back to make sure I was like, I should play a game or something
brother.
Just fucking trombone on down and something, I bet she's eating fucking culvers as well.
I'll have peanut chips, gnomes.
I mean you need to stop baiting people.
Oh no.
Alright how many maps do I need?
Is this one and...
No it's two.
Is this one and...
This one and shoreline.
Well it just came from woods.
What are you on about?
I'm sorry.
This one.
Honestly the spawn that we want here
here is up by the lake you know what I mean
also we can be watched by three different teams
I mean if the goons are there I'm down
if you go to the goons while they're in go
you're a sausage
I'm laying
I don't want to hear the beach, oh I do hear the beach, NO!
Oh wait, wait! What? Actual W! Actually W!
It's not like I actually thought we were in shoreline by the way, not like that one's
like.
Conor has a code to be in lighthouse.
Parallel.
Alright, but you've got to be careful, people might be at the snipe if I'm up there.
It's kinda hiding under something.
Oh, I don't want the extract!
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, hi.
Hey, where?
Just shut and drop that, you son of a...
You will get back!
What are you looking at?
I love how I was just staring at your eyes, you know.
See that second?
There's one coming in.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Click that button, click, click the button.
How much kills a second or two, but he said let's go so I stopped.
Oh, there's a toolbox here.
It's crazy if that guy actually sees the stream, but he would be like
though for no reason.
Oh!
Is that us?
We're gonna keep going, you tell us.
No, that was one of us.
I was like, oh, what, what, who did that?
Alright, this is the last map. Oh no, okay, don't crash, please, please, please.
I think mine is OZ I've brushed
Oh OZ, OZ this way
Oh no no no I'm good, I'm good
I'm on blastering
No no I'll try now I should
Don't, don't excessively click
How was your first Lighthouse raid gonna?
I had a grand experience so I'm glad it was only take 3 seconds
I'm glad I still got so much. I'm glad I still killed someone.
I hope to have been left three seconds late. It is not neat.
I hope that guy actually, like the other guy is like so paranoid and he's just walking around for 20 minutes
seeing where the fuck he died from.
He's gonna wipe you together to the body.
Yeah, he can't wait until I'm trying to get him back to short and to light out after this race.
But you can go into the same way you go to shoreline kills and go back
There's three guys last night. They definitely sweat 10 minutes looking for it
This reserve guys are probably also confused as well. Oh, definitely definitely think it was a former
5. That's crazy.
We kill 3.
The other two were like in the translation though.
The one big run across there early on actually.
Yeah, that most of them are 5 then.
That's crazy.
I posted on Twitter like that it would be cool to have like a Christmas Cap on version.
That's someone with three fours, but I'm nervous to move if you decide you're not getting it anyway
I just wanted to be like, oh my shoot down everyone's
I think someone had a terrible Christmas day
I'm actually so hyped to not listen to fucking Tarkov theme theme stick that
I'm not gonna scare people.
You do that.
Yeah, watching the molten stream.
Okay.
I could possibly go around, guys.
Oh, no.
I can't.
oh boy no it's just yeah we can go the lighthouse about the light house as you
extract
Yeah, I'm in amongst the houses now.
In the trees.
Be careful, last couple of times I was out that way and people came up that way.
Yeah, I'm waiting for someone else to come in front of me.
I'm gonna follow Connor.
Yeah, we're clearing the road.
Parablet it
Well, I'm gonna shop from the house and that is behind the yellow house back left house
Like in front
I think I should do here one you're not the one in the village just stay back
I'm just going to go prone behind this tire and just hope for the best.
Yeah, he was crouched against the house wall.
On the back wall or the one towards the result?
On the back was the one aiming towards the x-ray
He was in between the fence and the hull
He also has like an NL 545 and a shotgun
Okay.
just shunned
this tire is the best tire
is it just one?
I just snuck that by someone.
Yeah, there's another one.
Someone like, two walls where the tank is just snucked to me.
This is not a good swap.
No.
Think I just go to play?
Yeah.
There's a sniper watching.
Is it a woman shot at you or different?
Er, I think it's a woman shot at me.
I need to find something to do.
Yeah, I got it.
I
Didn't know what half you mean. I just lagged as I went to fucking peek him. He's in the yellow house like he's just
Yeah, I'm gonna come move then, I guess. He was in the house.
No, he got one down again.
You might be able to, if you go slowly down the back.
He is there just to know which one they are. I don't, don't.
I'm dead.
Well, because it's the last map, I could just do the bitch thing and go and sit in that
house for 10 minutes. Yeah I mean if he doesn't know you'll pass. Yeah that was a different
where his goons are i'ma just snipe me from the behind somewhere then
i hope he killed his teammates before i was watching
It's not exactly ideal for streaming but it's the last map but I don't want to die
on the last map.
So there's one up in the trees then towards the cottage, it's just the only place I could
have been shot from from where I was.
I'm with the guys in the yellow house.
Hmm
He's still in the other house
He's running on the back of the other house. Yeah, I've like I've disengaged completely
There's two of them coming down the back I'll you know
I'm dead for a wall.
It's not a good side.
Need to start shooting the reference.
Okay.
You think I should just like stay where I am?
Yeah, probably.
You see where I am on stream?
Do you think it'll be alright here?
Don't walk without my back alley, where you'll play literature.
Okay.
But surely...
Surely they're going to go past the lighthouse surely right?
Probably like reset with three players lose.
You'd hope so.
I would have.
There'll be no reason for them to come down this way.
There's like three of them so like they might just not reach them.
Because I think lemon only have like a sniper.
I just saw it from an SL2M.
I just, what's the extract right there? And this is the last guide map. I just don't want to move.
Mr. Cove in the ground.
later the whole time, patients.
And then I have to display the patient one on this one,
guys.
It's great we had some bad luck, very bad luck.
This is the last map as well, and it's literally the last one.
I don't know who Jhin is though.
Yeah, I killed the guy on the lighthouse.
my other three teammates have just died before, man.
So I'm literally just chilling here.
Haas, quick lesson, Lucky.
I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's
going on here.
literally you're spawned on you any
Well, so if we, uh, if we barbed wire this isn't it?
Yeah, it looks well made.
Yeah, looks very sharp.
Yeah.
We had barbed wire, some range, so.
This is true.
I think I should wait until like I've got another 30 minutes left in red bro you're leaving
may one this time and it's not been written to get 20 minutes I've got an
Aquamarina bag and I've got Max metabolism
sexy by way yeah the rebabs the chunky as well
Because you gifted him, you know?
I had to jinx it, I don't know why.
Fucks sake.
I can't believe it.
Why did they shoot?
God, I have shit going on.
Have you seen that ticket Connor?
No, I don't know who that is.
I recognise the name.
When did they win that?
I've not heard any movement, by the way.
I might have to think.
Yeah, I'm kind of far away from my, I'm kind of far away, you know.
Like I'm 200 and something meters away I just I still last map I just do I just don't want
to die on the guard on my last map because that's like a mood killer you know I was in
12th of December, they want something.
Wait, what?
I'm pretty sure there was a ticket before, but it just had some random stuff, and it got closed.
From this person?
Yeah.
If you open the logs, turn them off.
Don't be here to do it now.
Oh, most of you didn't know.
Oh, yeah, dude, yeah, 12th.
I just had home, you just had home premise. I just fucking closed it
Lovely weather, honestly, just room for the extra, no one will shoot you.
That to me is big.
That's like the biggest bit.
It's definitely what you're saying, but somehow, somewhere.
use that broof. Imagine by the way. This is the final map and my other three teammates
have just died with 4-man. So I am just chilling. Oh we're definitely not just doing it. We're
We're definitely chillin'
I said least three left, cause I got one
Oh you got one, then we have one, okay
Ah bros, I just want it done
I'll ask this, I've got one more task to account with
One more task
And
Wales
The Keyzie Cookbooks
Did you already say that you had to kill the Goons, or?
I know, one task for Kappa Left which is the boons.
That's the last quest I had by the way, the last wipe as well for my Kappa.
Heaven forbid that you could have like 12 hours of gameplay where you kill like 3 pms every raid and get out with sick loot.
I haven't forbid you lie down for 10 minutes, it's like the worst thing in the world.
Yeah, I can't believe you're after Philbo.
Yeah, I know right.
Am I your extra camping?
Yeah, you complain about people doing all the work and how you're doing it?
Yeah.
I don't believe we'll attack it.
Connor, you have to be careful with the closet.
You might actually have to listen to Tak on music again tomorrow if you did.
No!
No, I'm not taking bikies.
That is actually in the law.
Yeah.
What are you watching? We're counting how many times
this particular leaf can go backwards and forwards past this line from a distance.
So far at 612.
You can't with us, Chad.
Aka, what's also happening is, this is the, this is the last map of the guide and my 3T music just died with 4-Man, so I am just chilling.
on the ground sniffing some snow until they disappear so I can extract and have
my quest completed the newest transat the newest transit is past the shoreline
which is over there
Oh the air drops the air growth.
You should lose it.
Yeah that would have been a selenax in there.
I'm gonna go into an air drop.
A selenax.
Using this.
Firework on our balls?
Absolutely not.
Alright, what were we saying?
Do you think we're safe?
Yeah
I've never seen a saver town
I'm not gonna give in to chat peer pressure and we're gonna wait until 15 minutes
We're gonna we're gonna sit here for another eight minutes. I don't care if you're upset that I'm lying prone
Subway nuts respectfully
No
No, there's no amount of gifted
The same people complaining about me not moving to the same people going once give away
Once free ship
When can I win the next unheard edition
Can you though?
Exactly.
Imagine he dies in the end.
We already tried.
Imagine he dies in the end.
Turn the fucking air drop on him.
It just lands on top of it.
Yeah.
See Samantha's got my back.
Thanks Samantha.
Where's Kat Cam?
She's not in her bed, bruv.
She's not there!
It's undeadly short.
But nothing hired.
Short legs.
About 4 foot 98.
Yeah.
He's got foot 98.
So the answer is about 1 foot legs and 5 feet body.
I like that.
They're incredible.
Like they do have you, Incredibles.
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
I'm going to con it bad as well are you yes
I don't like the hesitation, they should have just been straight guys.
Maybe we should probably run the game, nah, nah, I'll wait until I'm up.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
And then dial it, dial it while you're drawing it.
How much to put bedbottom?
Absolutely no, no money.
I'm enjoying counting snow drops.
How many you got so far?
I'm sure you counted them by yourself, we're gonna have your most stars please.
17.85 fence rep, that is just, I don't know.
That's insane.
same some serious game a show I need I need you to add me in games like in
and check this out.
Honestly?
You can see that.
Check the PMC rates and total rates so you can see the scab rates if you retract it.
Oh yeah.
Alright, 90 minutes left.
I'm moving.
You just fucking move.
Yeah, there we go.
Prime content in...
you go uh don't mind you
you suck my nut
i'm presenting my SR2M out for uh
i had a proper time on my body if you could take that out
leave it for some time too
Imagine this still in here.
May I stop imagining it just run?
Imagine.
I think you've been in red long enough.
That's okay to say exactly
That was the Riverton gameplay, the Riverton gameplay.
game play yeah exactly that oh my god I've got an error
imagine this doesn't imagine this doesn't code
yeah
Wait what you mean?
Oh my god my game crashed, I hit it.
Yeah but our encryption brooms.
They're gonna message Apple and just set it to green signal cap which was fun.
Urgh.
Press progress is bugged so we reset your account to make sure that there's no Florida problem.
I completed the quest, I was transit from ground zero to streets and then from streets
to the next location. Congratulations. He is the biggest.
When you get me down to the ice and then go check your quest.
Yes, take
Let's try
It's like, the cleaners not fucking guide, right?
No, it's not, it's not, it's not, I just checked, it's not.
Oh, I'm so glad that's over, honestly.
You're welcome.
Thanks, gents.
The passion was so good.
So, uh, lighthouse.
you
I believe it looks like on it that's crazy
You could actually do words in the stream feather.
I don't know.
We don't know each other well, but I don't need to know, never to tell, that you're
I want to make this as secure as I am.
I'm going to be very, very lonely to know that.
I don't want to struggle.
I don't want my body to be held.
It's the biggest, biggest.
It's the biggest.
The biggest fear.
It's the biggest fear.
It's the biggest fear against the only.
It's the biggest fear.
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Today we introduce our new inflight entertainment and safety-breaking drum and bass DJ Joan B.
Welcome in our meltdown of graphics cards, extreme obvious and confusing,
and words escaped from Dark of Fire in Western Europe.
Here is your add drop to your evil clan power.
I'm trying to drown in me.
Enjoy the drop.
We're in the base.
Start the party.
Start the mess.
Start the forever.
Whoa!
Oh, this is a right for any flashback, bro, cross the road all night, get a level 10, I know the fleet, I hope I don't run in a hastily.
You might like me from some of my songs.
I'm out of charcoal.
Great to see you.
Are you enjoying the wife?
in the Huck Crammars broadcast today.
I'm John B. You can follow me using the link up in the corner,
switch.tv, John B. Beater.
So you're here on the hunt premiere channel.
They're going to be live for 12 hours a day during the drops.
with all sorts of exciting Tarkov-related stuff.
Tournaments, events, all of good stuff.
And then later on, with Tarkov Arena stuff.
So keep it locked to the Hunt Premier channel here on Twitch.
And give me a follow as well.
Twitch.tv.
I'm a Tarkov crew out there.
Cheeky, freaky.
How you want to enjoy the white and the drops?
And you're finding the gas and the eyes of the Missileis?
Stay tuned for more hunt-premier stuff.
I've got tournaments and events and all that stuff going on during the Jobs and Cave campaign.
It's the MacMillan merch you can get on the webstore!
Tarkov-Teenies.com
All your Tarkov inspires
P.J.S. and stuff
This is a song I made especially to celebrate when a talk of arena launched at Christmas.
It's one of my own songs.
It's called The Arena.
Surprisingly.
And if you like your arena content, stay right here on the hunt premiere here on Switch.
Loads of great ones taking me coming at you throughout the drops period.
Right through August.
Gotta keep that hydration up, it's hot here in the North!
I'm the fighter, right back to the stage
I will jump right behind my head
I'm the fighter, right back to the stage
I will be right behind
Welcome to the arena
I
Wild thoughts go with the Y and the Z, wild thoughts
If we do lots of tracks that sound like remixes
But they're not, they're cover versions
We get the vocals to restart and then we replay everything so there's no samples
They're common-based cover versions with songs
I hope you know a lot of the 90s
Oh yeah, and if you like what I'm doing here, I do these DJ sets on my channel, which is up here, Twitch.tv, Jumpin' Peter. Come give me a follow if you like this stuff. I do play Tarkov as well.
I hope you like it, I hope you like the tunes I'm playing tonight, or afternoon, depends
I'm sure you all know this one, from when you're stuck in the menu.
This is another song of mine, it's called The Journey.
Come on, make up on my mistakes.
I don't know if it was from a base, but it sounded like it was more from the synth pop, which was how those discos went around.
And the vocals on this is me going through the both of them.
So once again welcome in you're
to the hunt premiere here on twitch we're at an intermission in between the entertainment
today during the white stuff they stay locked back with more events and tournaments in a
minute this is the talk of equivalent of the super bowl halftime show i'm john b giving
Give it to my face
I
Cheeky bricky
I
Music, artists, up, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are
Hold tight to Scout Island crew
Good place, good place to get your slayers, any like this
Couple of mess bags in your, in the shaft there
So once again a big welcome to everyone watching the Hunt Premier Channel right now.
We're in little intermission but the action's gonna resume soon.
Life for 12 hours a day doing all the drop stuff.
Doing the main talk of drops in the arena after a scratch break.
around the sea, it's a crime, I was just so lost, so I needed a guy.
In the moment that you came to change my life,
We do lots of tracks and sound like remixes, but they're not, they're cover versions.
tracks and sound like remixes
but they're not, they're cover versions
we get the fun things to re-sign and re-play everything so there's no samples
but they're common-based cover versions of songs
and I hope it means no love cause they're not teased
because I was 5'6'ing someone last night, so check it out
Oh yeah, and if you were Mike One, give me a here, I do these DJ sets on my channel, which is up here at Twitch.tv, zombiebeater.
Come give me a follow if you like this stuff. I do play Tarkov and Dwell.
I
This is another new song of mine. It's not out yet. It's still getting on my head.
which is Goldie's label I'm suing I know who Goldie is.
Even if you're not a normal German bass fan,
you're just here for the Tarkov.
In a way, I hope you like it.
How you like the tunes I'm playing tonight.
Or afternoon, depends where you are in the world, I guess.
Pick up Joel the Tarkov crew,
tuned in on the hug premiere we're an intermission right now in between the
tournaments and events and everything so stay tuned I'll be right back with the action
in the meantime you've got me, you've got me
I can't believe it
I'm sure you all know this one from when you're stuck in the menu.
This is another song of mine, it's called The Journey.
Make up for my mistakes, I have a guard.
Hold tight to take light crew, the interchange enjoyers.
Make up, kidder.
Hold tight, the ultimate.
Pick up everyone, choose in on the hot, temi, Italian,
Challenge channeled.
Pick up all the hot crew.
Everyone enjoying the wine and the drops.
Keep it locked right here at John B.
They should be through with a 5-4-2. Let's go.
This is something of mine called Robot Lover. This is referencing one of my other loves 80s music, Italo Disco.
I wanted to make it traffic, it was your own bass. It sounded like it was more from the synth pop, Italo Disco kind of era.
The vocals on this is me going through the vocoder and stuff like that.
So, once again, welcome in.
We're in tune to the Hunt premiere here on Twitch.
We're in a little intermission in between the entertainment today during the white stuff.
So stay locked back with more events and tournaments in a minute.
This is the talk of the equivalent of the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
I'm John B. Giving you the drum and bass while we wait.
Keep it locked!
I'm not sure what the other side of the game is, but I'm on time.
I'm on time, so if you don't mind, I'm not gonna be a fool.
I'm gonna be a fool, if you don't mind, I'm not gonna be a fool.
I'm not gonna be a fool, if you don't mind, I'm not gonna be a fool.
I'm gonna go!
Cheeky bricks, finger clicks.
If you like the tunes, if you like what you're seeing, don't forget to give me a follow.
So, licks up here, switch up TV, John B. Beaver, lots of DJ stuff, and I've played Tarkov once a week on Tuesdays, but a lot more when it's wide.
To keep you pregnant.
I can be.
She was having tarcom classes.
Smino time.
Another Milai house crew.
Each level time you get off the tarcom bus and inside the place.
Yes, yes.
I can be.
The position to tarcom is the MCI team.
I'm gonna kill all the traitors just like they did in Reapap
You need to stop you up so much you need to start leaving you up
No more boo on air boy you should go ask me a key
I'm saying no electrical, but you need to stop, see ya
Feel it every time because your body is cheap
When you do come to our party time to see me, see ya
You said oh yeah, find another one, please get em, see ya
I stepped in, used to talk of this to MC, now I keep you up
Champion, hold your fire, just land the gun, see ya
Checking me up like I'm somewhere number one
I want you to have the truth, you make friends and now you've got the key in fear
Living on a liehouse in the night and down the sea
I'm so much deeper, I'll shake your nail up on my knees
If you're not a star, then you won't even see
You're the holocaust team in the B&G
I can feel it, I can feel it
I'm your host John B. International Superstar DJ and part-time Tarkov enjoyer.
Stay locked for more awesome events, tournaments and stuff here on the Hunt Premier Channel.
Let's go!
So we're just in an intermission on the hunt premiere channel right now there's
lots of events tournaments and general exciting Tarkov wipe and drop stuff
going on all this week right through to the end of August basically my name is
John B I'm just filling in in the intermission I'm a tarpour player and I've
read a few songs about the game and I do these DJ sets of it now and then with
all these visuals I've made them myself hope you like them if you want to catch
my DJ streams I'm live on my own channel twitch.tv
So, please drop me a follow if you like this.
I'm coming to say hi next time I'm live.
The hunt premier is live at 12 hours a day during the drops.
Just taking out a QX
Exciting to install a new man up from the Y
Loving each new life every day, every night
Like as an electro party time
If you've got what you've left
You can have some of mine
Hop on the S86, run along the coastline
I do my six feet around the school and on the park
My stuff's not gonna happen
See you in a million
It's been like a smile
Everybody dance in the night house party
It's a place to laugh out of bed
I'll see you in the bed
There's a night house party
Everybody dance in the night house party
Why don't you just watch me for money and a few bucks?
You know why I'm so fine now.
So, so, so, so much for the hot day.
We're singing to the big deal, yeah.
It's a life that's funny.
Everybody dance till night comes, my lady.
You're supposed to go hot, baby.
We're singing to the big deal.
It's a life that's funny.
Everybody dance till the night comes, my lady.
It's not a different day
If you're ready to meet me
It's a life that's not a day
When I've been dancing and I'm having fun
With this little human that I take
Especially when we're asleep
It's a life that's not a day
When I've been dancing and I'm having fun
It's life that's not a day
I
That's enough crazy videos for a minute
Right I'm quite a long time ago now when a lighthouse was first announced in a MC like keeper was that even before that
Lighthouse party I did first, and then I got a fever for the lightkeeper when we were waiting for the boss to come.
There's a few bits of Tarkov lore that were slightly incorrect then, because I was going based on things we were wondering about at the time.
There's four lighthouse bosses. That was of course the goons, before we caught the goons.
I got a question.
You ready
I'm so afraid they'll run out of patience Trust me, I know how it feels to be open as
I don't know if I can even change, but I'm still trying, so I'll stop!
So we're just in a little intermission here on the Hunts and Air channel.
Lots of exciting events going on today.
Quarter-wints, destruction and stuff like that.
12 hours a day during drunks.
We're live here on the Hunts and Air.
I'm just filling in the gaps in between the matches, so stay locked!
And if you like what you see from me, and you want some more DJ content, more to my base,
drop me a follow here on Twitch, JohnBVita,
I'll be a link that pops up on the screen from time to time.
I also play Tarkov on there Tuesdays, at least once a week,
and I'll be playing it a lot over the coming months.
Seeing as we've got the wipe and the new patch.
This is another song of mine, it's called Be Free.
It's me singing as well.
Despite not being able to sing, I've ended up singing on an awful lot of tracks.
I'm always under time pressure, and I'm just like, just bloody sing it and try and make it sound good.
So I hope everyone's having a great wipe, you're making a lot of progress, finding all the stuff you need.
Get your gas analysers, cellos, your 3M armour, all that stuff.
Really excited to get some time in, planning to talk off.
Yes, yes, I've been joined the Tunes today, my name's John B, my Twitch name is John B
Peter, because somebody had already nicked John B, it's not at all over social media.
It's not one of my time to have my record labels called Beecher Recordings, so that's why.
You know who I am? I'm a DJ and a record producer from the UK. I love Tarkov. I'm about 5 or 6 lights in now. I think I picked it up around 2019, 2020.
I'm not very good at Tarkov, but I do love it and I play as much as I can.
So you're in tune to the Hunt Premiere channel right now.
We're in a little intermission in between the festivities going on right now as part
of the White Celebrations and the drops.
We're going to be broadcasting here on the Hunt Premiere for 12 hours a day throughout
the whole of the drops here on Twitch right through to the end of August.
And you're gonna get a little bit of John B. in the gaps, in between the tournaments and the matches, and when the guys need a little break, so I'm glad I was able to come and fill in.
And if you haven't seen me, I'm glad you saw me.
I'm also doing a special Sparkoff DJ set at the very end of the drop.
Along with the BSD guys, I think it's going to be on their channel.
Keep an eye out for that. I'm not sure they accept it yet.
There's a link to my channel if you want to follow me.
I'm getting some errors on my OBS, that's it.
It's been nice to see you, if something goes wrong, thanks a lot.
It's been good to see you.
I
I'm a bitchy idiot.
All my struggles are limited to death.
Come on then, let's just go on, buddy.
My internet is disconnected.
Come on then, let's just realize
that I don't want my smart-head presence.
Can't you just let me get your nights?
Cause my internet is disconnected.
By internet.
Hey, hey.
Take a turn, hey, hey.
By internet.
Oh my gosh, get these kids around victory!
Oh my goodness, what's that there?
Doesn't go for the banks of the blocks, goes for the push and the jump and the reload, doesn't go!
Yay!
I'm gonna take a fire, nice to get a double kill on Gabby and Ghost.
He's about to get sandwiched there, isn't he?
I'm the one in front deceptively large
There's a lot of the bodies, a little jiggle peak, but not
Oh my god, look at the jump, the whole, the guy, he sucks
She does not want to swing around that one though, this is she's getting a little bit of crossfire
Oh, she run out of boobies, eh, pull it
She run out of boobies, did she?
Oh my goodness, it's a killing field!
I need this!
Now, there's a bug on me.
Oh! Two of them.
Got one.
Got two.
Woo!
I'm going down against the thermal trait.
Oh, and he's under that MP7.
Those 30-Ram is over there. He loses his stomach.
We're seeing it.
Thank you, Alfonza.
He has a red 4x.
Great bombing is gonna go down all they thought dies to that mp7. This is a big big ask and there it is
Just to take that hot rat. He's gonna make the push
Nice get the PMC
Are you joking me seven seconds remaining five seconds
I hope you're enjoying I-72, do you uh, do you have an A?
and that looks like genado may have just taken out my son
oh my goodness
here he comes
ice
oh clean kill
push the nade
perfect push
oh short there are gg's
Oh my god that nades insane and undead gets ruined by bn a.
Oh, baby, open the bathroom, and when this passage to victory has been closed,
play it right there, you're just giving a kiss, so we're spreading on the way down the stairs.
Wow!
So sharp, there's not sure about five of us, man, just to pull it out of the back!
And they're all wearing it, and they know that she's there!
It's Rick around the boysy, and the piss can kill!
Oh, sweetie!
The piss!
We're stuck!
Oh, although I know full well that this should be from Neil Denny,
and the peasy are absolutely blind to each other, by the way, guys.
wait for this right now is
he's just holding it
oh no the pain you left us ill
oh no he's not there
great nothing's off anywhere
oh ho ho ho
oh he's beautiful
oh the double swing no
oh well okay okay
pugs in
oh there's two
there's just one more you were sleeping mate
look at the angle on this by the way
I don't know if I can hit a container or downhill.
Ain't even for the toilet, let's go, ladies and gentlemen.
Could you potentially tell me anything about escape from Taco Barina?
Is it something that you indulge in?
This might as be wrong in birthday one.
I like to get close to it.
Once you get close to it, I will always be behind you.
I say no, you shall not pass.
Two chances there.
Oh my goodness, the flick.
It was a really good couple of teeth there by both of them.
I don't know what to do with the disgusting to push on a connector for seconds left three
Memo takes a melody to me one
Where are your plays now? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do Walker seconds left? You better stop memo otherwise
What? What? What?
Absolutely all the news, all the good news, what's going on?
Oh, it gets to the double!
It's my name, I think.
Oh, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Silver!
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go!
Here we go!
You know what this is like in the tunnel.
When everybody out here lets jump for the toilet, eh?
Hey, you little bitch!
Put your foot on the gas, Katie.
Pedal to the metal.
This is what we're seeing.
Even if they lose the scheme, this is so much better.
What a grenade from Korin! He's a god! He's a genius!
You know, Tokyo's nades not nearly as big as the weapons factory.
He's still popping off, and I'm still... I don't say that.
Oh my god! I said sit back!
Who plays like Colby Joe gets a little bomb on the tree right down the oil path.
Oh! He's dead! The bomb's dead!
Slowly dropping into the past.
No! Get another! Never again!
I mean you can swing any corner with that thing and just start laying down fire.
Oh my goodness.
my goodness
he does get a kill
wow
he's got it
great shots and girls get transfers
an amazing transfer
two down
up seriously enough
I'm here
oh my f***ing god
I killed a PMC with that
oh man
Wow
What about your favorite weapon
I guess
Oh my goodness Christ
Let's look.
One, two, three.
How many kids is it going to take?
That's what I want to know.
Oh!
Let's go!
What the what?
Oh!
Let's go, dude!
Now that's all I've got up here.
G is for kids.
What?
Kids are bugs.
What can you do?
I can do better.
tax-free legend
this is where the level 15 skills are coming in line
oh he didn't get the kill he's in a bad way
both of them reload at the same time shag
oh my god shot good
oh ho there's some of the bad guys
oh my god
i'm giving you a lot of useless
i'm not even copping to
i'm sorry what are you doing
someone knock this man
top right, top right, this is prime all the way up there, that's the big snorkel, we're not through though, with the AXMC, oh this is not great
he's going to find it, he's going to set it, he's trying to stay, he's not a big snorkel
he's an odd grassy level dude
who is it, what?
that is what I'm talking about
we're hearing this, uh, Swedish on quite the rampage right now
dead kill
and here it is continuing, this geno of looking for some
Yeah.
I got a nice one.
I'm bored.
I'm bored to fucking help me.
Is that Gino scary?
Yeah, Gino's saying no.
Thank you.
Oh, wow!
Look at that.
What?
Oh, no way!
No!
What is this?
He kills them all.
I just went in
Going to need to clear those radars to get to the tags
I killed Sherman there's another player here though I killed Sherman there's another player
Oh, yeah, that's me.
Good follow up.
There as well.
Look at this teammate.
Wow.
Ooh, look, that's a 50.
Yeah, the pipe that we just saw.
So he's going to have to contest
if he's going to get in the gas station.
Ooh.
Wow.
Here it is.
50.
Yeah, that's me!
Oh no, she didn't!
The betrayal!
I don't know why I did that!
I really don't know why I did that!
I don't know why I did that!
I really don't know why I did that!
I don't like this!
Just clean shots.
Walk through the middle of the door
and it's just laying out the hate with that thing.
And there it is! Another P.N.C. kill-fit.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Going into this engagement with as much help as possible.
Trying to get a profile of Lucid Arm in the process.
Is that running around the back there?
Is that pushing the second floor?
That was it. He did. He did. He caught that kill there.
How you doing?
It is a mate.
This is how he's having a good week on.
Are we going to see a betrayal?
Oh, I don't think they're being friendly about anything yet for the fight.
Did you do it? Oh, love you.
Oh, there's another two!
Oh, no!
Easy, move down, both of them!
Parents in the back and this is where parents convert.
The extra kids with hearts, face test-taker out,
and jump cross.
It's actually taking too much weight, either.
Parents goes down.
Say the TFV, there's a test-taker.
Guess the distance, pulls the XMC out,
he's got the bomb placement, he literally has tempo.
Let her jump by VIP and baby.
There you go.
That's it.
Get higher, Bonnie.
Not quite able to try.
Unbelievable!
Just missed the headshot.
They're not trained with the rapid.
I mean, just a second going up the side.
Trying to go for the third, is him over there.
Now he's going to hold us.
We're going to find a sign again.
No sign, no need. It's over.
Two, three, no, I'll let you start digging.
We're going to see a swing from the inside.
Never going to see a swing from the outside.
And again!
What do you think you're cracking?
You want to see?
Nice shot, I hate this.
This is nice, though, and it's nice to get some hold of this bomb, it's over.
You're the one here.
He's gone!
What are you doing?
You're kidding me!
He's just bad!
Nice!
Okay!
I better remove the cap from my desk.
I'm just gonna swap him to school.
That's okay, that's okay.
Two members to the three-three right now.
Oh, that was gonna make me a bit better.
He broke the curse!
He got a killer, do you have a token?
It's like, strikes out, someone said, oh my god!
Sadness gets slim!
What is that?
Well, you look at the scoreboard, Lucky was 14 kills and 10, but you've got Banshee on 11 now.
So, if you have a point on 10, and this next line-up is woken up,
Lucky, it's a lucky!
What?!
I give up! This man cannot be stopped today.
It's all on Banshee to be able to put Lucky down.
And I mean, normally you'd fancy Banshee with how he can play across both matches,
Who is going to stop looking? Nobody is!
I was going to say, Gabbo Bear just brilliant with some of these rotates.
His ability to get in and behind the opposing sherfers.
Just really a fantastic place, but not being able to capitalize it on as much as he likes.
Gabbo swings around. Oh, Connor!
Connor, don't dance with the knife!
And then Tassie comes to the right and he's backstabbed him.
It's not your job, Ray. He's officially an assassin.
I've got all the time to play with him. 40 seconds is not much he can do in this situation.
There is a piece needs around here if everybody just decides to give up
Is he really playing audio that well, but they've not been in a until then I actually thought he was in there for free
And they were gonna read the deep like he's got one. He's got two. Oh strict is gonna swing in twice like the one
Wasting the double challenge
No way
This is the poll in the one be one for a great still from the round for my breaks is something
You deserve to
No way
I feel like if I zone out for one second, there's a like
Oh
Look at them pushing together they're gonna know he's there
Rapid with a rare with oh no that might lose him the round rapid not having the time
And this would be the difference if lucky does not win this round
And that's where the game is gonna change because lucky won this one last time around but this time around
Rapids on the planet is gonna go up the diffuse look. He's gonna be in the egg out of him
See it?
The cross is going to pick selfish up because of it.
Now it's in a bit better spot because the two other players have information on the other players.
One of the guys is straight in front of him. That was a little bit questionable.
Living gets killed.
He drops the glitch.
The frog is the real one in that!
And he's the dog inside!
Venture left turn 2v1.
Defending the point.
Um...
Oh, and he's done and done it!
Trying to finish off where he started last time we saw him on screen.
The cow gets well-welcome back to Calgie, walks in, Hockrocks finds a friend, and now it says buddy, you only get one of the answers, he finds a second, it's a great understanding of Hockrocks.
Hockrocks going North, he's dodging voice, he's got moves like Jagger, what is that?
I love it.
Let's go, Hockrocks.
Yeah!
Let's go, Hockrocks!
Look at the way he's reading before he gets taken out.
Great kill on the building out of Cal.
Oh no!
It just almost...
Interesting on the coms, the bomb was planted. It swung straight out I believe from the bomb and he shouldn't have come to the other team and it wasn't a generator and full wealth.
Oh my god!
you
So
London was here.
If only London was here.
Every wall.
I could open the window.
If only.
Not that I have light eyes on one, but you don't even have light eyes on one, you cannot even play this move.
So I'll just play this till you can open your line chain.
Alright, while I eat my thumbs I'm going to get a lot of the dog out real quick.
She is yappin.
I'll cry to wisdom and no point.
I miss Alcat.
That's such a big lie.
That's usual.
What do you mean?
I'll do the same as you do all the time.
I'll be like, OK, guys, don't expect any crazy gameplay
from me.
I'm just here as a glorified sky.
Level 45.
I'm level 42, so I don't know.
Thank you for all your arena experience as well.
Yes, all that arena experience where according to lemon, I got cake from my team that I left.
A pure cradle shoot now.
Okay, that we've been trying to do more PVP as well, or have you been sticking to PVP?
What?
That's the biggest joke ever though Phil about the disclaimer that I'm better than you at
this game.
There's so much pressure now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's no way that you can pin that.
Come on.
I'm not even a mother right there in there so I can't say for me to cut that.
you
waiting server starts so we're making progress we're delayed but
I mentioned I would do all this work do you say he's better than me now I will do
his ass fall in throne I'll be like we are back guys gonna go toilet
What you guys strat on Lighthouse to get your kills and your scav fast?
Where should I go to weapon?
I saw 25 hours right there, I got this from one of the drops I think, I think this is
still the same drop weapon.
I don't even think I changed the thing, I think this is literally the drop.
I like DMRs because it's easy to fit those mags in your Skaffas without feeling like
you need more mags in your backpack.
So assessment that's the one after the one you plant the repeaters, right?
Because I still have the repeaters.
I assume I just plant the repeaters and get part of my skills afterwards.
I'm about to drop in to lighthouse so you can pop in the next one.
Good luck, good luck.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I said about it, but it's yellow.
When it wants to.
It was all yellow.
Oh no.
It was all yellow.
Assessment, I feel like if you do that at the same time as test drivers part 3 with
the AK-12, I feel like you could just wreck people with the AK-12 as well.
Not that you have to do it on Lighthouse anymore, but I feel like it wouldn't be.
I don't know how Lighthouse plays that much anymore.
I'm Swedish?
No, I'm from the Netherlands.
I'm European, but not that European.
You're not Swedish?
I'm not.
This is Swedish.
Where are we spawned, boys?
Isn't this the worst?
Actually, we might just go straight into the warehouses.
You're Danish? Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
But yeah, I don't know why people think Danish and Dutch is like similar, but maybe it is.
how do you get your drops by connecting your twitch account your bsg account on
the website? probably not right now
and by looking at the stream like staring at it
One rope down.
Oh, another one wants my ass.
I mean, could you blame him?
Not really, but like I still don't want him to.
What does that mean?
I normally don't go from here.
Where did the shots even come from?
I should be able to get down here, right?
Oh no, I'm not.
I should not.
I regret my decisions.
Grimmar, are you winning?
I hope so.
Harsh shots at the front.
Anyone knows where the glooms are?
Apparently last night was customs.
Well needed after the long stream, true.
You're watching Sirenax right now.
It's a random ass blood.
I'm kidding.
You probably I am.
Took over for Philbo for a bit.
I think we'll have trivia later.
Oh, fuck I'm dead.
I'm stuck on this.
Holy.
you
I don't really have to go there.
I mean I could do some fun eats, some PMCs myself.
But I'll try and, I'll try to leg them so they can kill them as an example.
That's rough.
I think I'll reserve a little bit quick one, or bring it to reserve, pick that up a server.
Oh, it's rough.
Maybe it is, but I don't think not everyone is struggling with that, so it might be on your end.
But not sure.
What do we do with this?
Kind of voodoo.
You did the Balaklava quest.
Yeah, that's good.
That's Balaklava.
But that's why, the only reason I was going to the rocamp was because one of the repeater
she needs to plant I think in the...
Oh yeah, the helicopter.
Yeah.
We done the other ones?
No, I haven't planted any repeater yet.
Two of them are right next to each other down on the beach.
Yeah, that's where I spawned before but I never actually did anything there.
I never brought them because we weren't doing my quest.
Yeah.
Did I bring my keys?
Would you guys like a Christmas version of the Kappa? Because I think that would be pretty cool. Like if you can unlock like seasonal versions of the Kappa, maybe through your purchasing or like even like a quest maybe to like, or a cult of circle recipe, ending in Kappa with a Santa Claus and I'm getting a Christmas version or something.
like a senta bag and a kappa and you can get the the fiber of it
I feel like it would be pretty cool to get like customized kappas
You're the only one seeing it anyways, no?
Were you having any issues lemon on your arena game?
Yeah, no, no, no.
I'm all Gucci.
I've got like 30 seconds left that I literally haven't moved from this room the entire time
because I don't want to play dorms.
But like no one's disconnected from my game either.
New streamer, yeah yeah yeah.
Interim streamer for a little bit.
things get sorted.
Oh yeah, that would have been a great shot actually, I completely forgot about it.
I was wearing the beanie before, but I forgot that I was wearing it for Frostbite, well,
is what it is?
it's fun to like use a beanie or something useful this time instead of like just wearing it out of drip.
I'm just looking like this. The pestle mask is a good way to get it back from insurance.
I know that it's true, that the beanie helps with the frostbite, I just autopilot, I can
to do things randomly.
This case 23 to guide through a door because it's flashlight reflected on the floor.
a wall. I should have said a wall. Hi guy, I must feel like you did something sus.
You're done.
Almost 8 minutes of my life on the get back.
I just said that's eight minutes of my life on a bigger mark
I was about to press back because I was like I'll just get you in and then it just disappeared
like you'll see my mouse go to the back of the stream and I'm just sitting here like
there am I. I was about to press back to get you, fuck my life.
I assume that helmet would be that green helmet that looks like the tip of it, you know?
Like a green shell.
Like you're cosplaying one of those OOC shells.
Does that help?
I feel like I would not keep your head to one.
Not sure.
I used to be able to, but I don't think it's a thing anymore.
Because of the clipping.
But I don't know what they changed this for, I'm sorry.
There is a beanie inside of it?
That's crazy.
I did not know that.
If it's a fender, it probably is ragman.
Because usually anything like loading related is ragman.
I assume.
Yeah, I'm in the summit. Only right way to say it.
I really like how the domontovic fushankalooks feel like it fits way better than grip-wise
than ATL.
He does look cool as fuck.
Of course Toby comes in talking about penis life.
I'm not surprised.
you have a hammer now
who cuts me? I am the hammer now
the fuck did you just say Connor? I don't even want to read it again
okay
it's just a W only
okay
Okay, let's see if we can queue for 8 minutes to die in 1 minute, that's usually my average
rate time.
I feel that.
That's fantastic, I believe you are.
oh i'm sorry guys like i i play this game on four by three because of arena
the view guys are like having issues with it all oh bitcoin
a wonderful key sorry i got distracted saw something shiny
Yeah, so I'm a little blind when it comes to like finding the loot, so I'll just scan
it like this.
I was blind for the doctex case.
Something's coming.
There's something right there.
Yeah, that's a player.
Did he go into the tower?
I feel like I heard metal.
I want to say he went into the tower.
Am I able to see that from here?
No.
I don't know.
Oh yeah, false body is a thing.
You like tower gameplay?
And I guess like if you do like shooter-borne and stuff like that it's not too bad.
He's in the walls.
I could go back to 16x9 but for me, 16x9 looks so weird, I don't know how people play 16x9.
I'm a bit blind I guess.
I need my, I need everything to be squishy.
I can't really stay outside too long with the frostbite, for now I have like Robotel.
you
I'm sure he'll shut up.
The whole stash.
For no particular reason.
But you have good skills.
I think I'll find stash.
What's the most leveled metabolism?
I'm really good at eating.
In game?
Did I go past all my traitors for a second or what?
Oh wait, I probably should wear a scout vest if I go shite house.
How the hell does it feel being a guest on your own?
That's crazy man, I don't know what I feel so lost right now.
Hi guys, welcome to the channel and today's stream we're not going to play the game.
Yeah, we've invited the small streamer called Fevo, he's now we're getting team killed
by Walker.
Are you ready already to play a lemon?
I am indeed.
Okay, you just need to get a gun that's useful.
RFB, you've been looking at me ever since I opened you from one of those drops.
That sounds oh and don't lie we're just going over to rock 4.
How many yesterdays there bud?
Even the last two days?
Yeah.
Still raise your OS 41 GP coins?
Uh no, they've dropped it.
I feel like it was more expensive.
RFB stands for...
Go on.
I don't know. Someone said it, so I'm just asking.
All I know is that I was trying to level 37 because in the short line rate I got a big ceiling strat.
What bubble am I streaming?
Real time blicky.
I like that
Yeah, I got everything we don't have everything now we have everything
Let's go no, I left that in the last patch
Yeah, I was a roasting page base is that that's the one where they need to invite lemon
Something with yogurt
Yeah, let me bring the repeaters in case I get to this. Well, do you know where I need to plan to?
Yeah.
One of the your servers, I don't know what your servers are.
That would be yours.
Okay.
I'm sort of leadership back because you won't connect the one.
That's so weird that you play on your own servers in the UK and then you cannot connect to them.
Yeah, so I have, you know, it's, it's, it's special servers.
Ah, it's probably like the multi in the EU servers.
Yeah, it just comes with a few pageant and bank accounts as well.
It sure does.
If there's a pigeon in your bank account.
I'm trying to host a professional stream right here, like I don't want to.
Okay, but I thought you would queue some more earlier.
In one of the streams over the last few days I definitely went down and knocked my heels
on stream.
I got down and left for a f**k of it.
This is the case of finding what I did.
I'm in day one right now, I'm just going to go from day one.
How do you empty the chamber on the RP now I'm curious.
I think you empty the chamber in game with shift R
or something similar to control R, that was it.
Okay, so research low BDR has been replaced with a horse in a car. That's crazy.
There's no guns in the UK. So don't just run up and shanks you.
Everyone's a cultist.
Lots of cultists this crazy.
Yeah, what do you say my G? You got Bitcoin in your ass or what?
You send it to your station and it just never arrives.
You send it to your station and it just never arrives. It's still stuck with DHL.
Royal Nails.
I think UPS has lost your package.
Yes, it has lost your package. I'm asking the BTS like, fuck. Have you ever got something?
I mean, my other BTR driver has got a brand new fucking 25-plate mount.
And he sent you two woods to get it back.
He's got a nice five-ground fucking Rolex on his wrist.
I wonder if you have to send him moonshine.
That guy's wearing this fuck.
I've just found a picture of my keybox with my two blank RFDs and my Porgun key.
Nice.
And you just, uh...
I didn't even think about keys.
That's gonna be awful.
Oh, I've done it.
We've found it.
I mean, it would have been awful losing everything.
The ejection port is at the front of the RFP.
They have to dip the gun down forwards and shake it.
the reserve the reserve alarm on French Air Force is the wee wee wee
wee wee wee wee
I just realized you're missing me
I ordered some ready on thing
that's fine
yeah I figured the overlay would be on your end
yeah
I removed everything on my side in case like something about the pub stuff.
I was spamming your channel with a list.
Thanks for the follow.
Wee, wee, wee.
Fuck you all. Respectfully.
Okay.
Wait, let me actually do this.
Oh yeah, it actually does shake the shit. That's crazy.
What is your name?
I'm a bit late, I tell you.
That's cool.
Come down the mountain.
I know you want to see.
Where are we?
By the lake, up in the mountains.
cool now I know exactly what you just described as in my screen but like
the lake you're wanting to over the other end is a sport that he hasn't pushed
okay well fuck a wee ball you run into these people and then die
someone stepped on a bee
somebody touched a moist project
oh wait yeah yeah yeah yeah it would be such a good idea to wear a beanie right away on this map
someone tell me like five minutes ago
minutes ago. I have both a beanie under helmet so I can get the kills that I need to wear
with a helmet. That's okay. Yeah, I tried to empty the chamber thing and it actually
makes it like it did exactly what she described sir oh baby I had one request for you please
check your fucking skills thank you why would you do it though I don't know you've got reason
not I usually do it because you check how much XP you need for the next level I don't
I don't do that often, I remember I have to do it, I just need to find when I did it.
Sometimes I check my skills because you can have your skills cut down before you are fit in a day.
Where did you go, Adam? Oh fuck, someone's on the hill shooting me.
What, the hill is in the hill behind the house, towards the polygen?
fuck my my mouse bugged out
there's two
i'm gonna need it
they try to get bad angles cause i can see them
i'm kinda stuck here behind these fans
I found the part of the bug where you get papped by to go look.
I should have skimmed it in the back of here.
I know I'm here but I don't know what they're doing.
Ow.
Are you gonna like help me?
can i not slide down the manning please
never mind i'm gonna slide down the manning
save one off
i don't know
I don't see anything awful in the bushes up there.
Yeah.
The issue is that I still need to get somewhere in like a position to fight them if they
rotate it on the right side.
Are you running up to me?
I'm not running I'm up I'm like kind of up where they are but not as far as I can go.
Let me check your POV on the screen.
are you like are you going up the hill yeah so your house is there yeah I'm
when you're right then and then you're walking up the hill where they were
they didn't come down this way so if they did move down towards you they went left down towards
I assume they went back to the club cottage.
Am I not able to climb up there or something?
Are you jumping?
I did just jump.
I don't know exactly where you are. I'll just come to you.
Sliding off a rock again. I don't like it.
Yeah, I hear you sliding off a rock all the way from here.
That's crazy.
Yeah, because it counts. It's the same sound as a jump.
This is what I asked you, I didn't even see you in the bush.
I'm not the biggest fan of the roach here.
I hate this area.
I see one, he's further on the second rock on top.
Sammy as well. I think he's using AK-12 or something.
It's like he's running low. You know like the rock next to the one where you have
like the bushes? Oh I'm getting knaded. Did you just knade me? No. Okay, good.
I got a perfect nade there.
and Mortar Stripes. Yeah they're using 7 and 40.
Yeah they're using Athena's name. What does that mean?
Those cracks are Athena's. Well he had 12,000 hours so I assume he's
12,000?
Yeah.
You'd hope so.
How do you press each?
I don't know, actually it didn't check.
It didn't seem like it.
What is it?
I don't know, I'm not sure.
Okay.
What is it
and
who's doing tributes
Pan and Fodder Fos, Pierre Créos and who got Crispy Lemon?
Who?
Crispy Lemon, I should probably give them a roll, so they can actually do the...
Interesting.
One of them was running behind me like evil.
follow them they went oh yeah oh you went around or maybe you're watching I don't get
I was early in the day yeah
I'm gonna get follows and every time you follow them it was just a Minecraft
wait it's pilot not worth it maybe I don't know to be fair
Violet, I exchange it in 50k in the month.
I thought it was like the only ones that were like worth it on the flea, I thought it was black and actually only black.
I don't think 1.1 is the same amount anymore.
I think I thought red is the same amount on the flea, I think 1.1 million.
Same in green is like 1.1 million at the time.
Yeah, I thought it was only black, that's different.
And sometimes red.
It's better to sell them a thing anyways, just to get more, um, racking it.
Flier.
Yeah but you spawn in with six slots on the Flier markup so I don't usually do anything.
We spawn with six?
I spawned.
I can't remember.
English, no working today.
We can also go to the one of the streets right now with the stream mode on, it might have
to be a copy running of minus 5, alright, thank you guys for reminding me that I need
to wear a beanie.
I think I'm fully going to sack off using anything else other than a beanie on my head with a killer helmet.
Has anyone saw like a fancy beanie? Like a ref?
I have a costume beanie off the map, yeah.
Doesn't Rafa sell like some fancy beanies?
Oh yeah, he should have a skin gone somewhere.
Oh my god, there's so much on Rafa that I just had to scroll through.
Rafa has like an inherit edition.
I think.
There's a lot of bacon in the door.
If you train them, like ballets all of them stuff don't work.
Yeah, I feel like the one that looks like a sock should work.
Yeah, it does.
So Redman has the normal beneath.
Some of us said they used the scheme ask and
it was that family raid one.
Oof.
So we do...
Is it the first person I've ever seen use those buttons somewhere?
you don't use this but that's why I started using this like the direction
I'm conscious to do this
why did you mannequin got KS-23? yeah I just made it look the worst mannequin I've
I think my mannequin was a KS-23.
I first didn't know you could put a pants on the mannequin, so I just had a naked mannequin.
That's tier one armor.
You got the JPC.
You change the plates.
There you can, but I just want to leave it like this because I found it like this.
Found a tier one with tier one plates.
He takes the play, it's out of the stair zero.
Stair zero, armor.
It looks pretty cool to me.
It looks really cool, but like a stair one.
When we did that interview thing earlier with OnePig,
he was saying that it makes no sense because in talk of your skin, he's tier two.
Yeah, he even coached me with my tweet about that armor and he said your screen is there too.
He coached me with that exact thing about that plate too.
I'll stop selling things.
You don't want to click on these things.
I'm at the part of the bottom tier one where we saw those timmies and they went on top of the power and got on the MG and mowed them down.
Yeah, why'd you know that, I'll speak to you.
Oh, that's the wrong screen chat, see.
Colleagues.
I did something stupid.
Yeah, I'm watching you know guys right there. Yeah, what's he doing?
where does bull is called like what can i not find on the caliber is 49 for 7a4 x 49
feel like i could find it on that one but
these ones that's just so rude you wouldn't even stop in normal you had to
cope there and
okay so if i would love it if we don't spawn like on top of that hill
Yeah. I'll take any of this form. I have a KS23 in my stash.
You should run it on Lighthouse. Short range combat is really good on Lighthouse.
Shut the fuck up.
You said you wanted to take people's kneecaps for me, so I don't know. I feel like that's the best way to run it.
I'm just gonna trap them in Berkshaw, or trap them in like a, rather than slow.
Actually I've got a few of the flashbang rounds.
I heard that quest is really nice to do.
I've heard that too.
I got those flashbang towers last night.
Well, they show me.
So cool.
okay you want him to flash you that's so toxic
don't want him to flash me no problem that was just being toxic
I don't know why it happens.
Don't you think using those buttons is actually like a useful corner then?
Yeah but I've never gotten used to it.
It will be super useful.
for the rigs though because every one of my rigs is full of brandon users show
oh yeah all my rigs are empty
wow the emissaritation all my leaves are brown as well
Right to the talk show. My bad. I I forgot
I
I'll see a little frog you saying amazing thing. So like if she says it that means it's wrong
You just called take that room. It's called being consistent
I'll give you that I'll give you that
I'm on d2 now, but I swear to god I did.
Wasn't she the mode that like charred her self out of those screws?
Yeah, I know it.
I really wanted to end the stream on it and say, excuse me, can you speak up?
It's funny cause like you can at any point you can just take the stream back and be like
fuck you.
The two consistence also known as constipation.
What did I just read?
you just call me constipated are you?
I'm fine.
how do you help me?
I have tiramisu.
I'm making you constipated.
I know, that's some coffee.
I feel like that's also a very aggressive statement.
Little froggy.
The OG little froggy.
Oh sorry, OG underscore little froggy.
Ever had a consistent poop?
Seven days ago, yeah.
I think a consistent poop isn't that dire, yeah?
not coming, coming like
let's talk about brownies
the one that you get from your country the one we get from our country
i was gonna say you know about like your local delicacy or
local delicacy is a wild statement
your national dish
oh well that leaf is definitely brown but like
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we're gonna bring the quality back up, um, Bilbo, sing.
And it was all yellow.
No.
Okay.
It wasn't.
Hey, it's Bilbo's and Alexa.
Yeah, but like an Alexa that's a very stubborn.
if I just shut the fuck up when you ask me.
No, I'm good.
Yeah, I know how you do that.
I never even checked out the music, not too loud or quiet or whatever.
I imagine they couldn't have heard it, heard us at all for the last hour.
Just did our drum and bass.
It's viral probably.
Probably.
It's a really good thing.
Yeah.
I feel like it's a very hostile environment right now.
Hell, HR.
Okay, Connor.
So like, I have this issue.
Connor's a HR, fuck, you know.
Fireable HR.
There's HR, isn't that?
Yeah.
We don't have HR.
It's a walker.
Nice room.
Nice.
This is the streamer at 7 p.m.
It's Char's curse.
It's not available.
That's crazy.
Okay.
HR's slacking already.
HR is of course not a wow.
How can you personally attack my HR?
What does that mean?
Does that work?
I'd like to report HR, please.
of
somebody gets it that's crazy that's crazy we're all HR okay 4100 people you definitely
have my bag the 14 are the mobs and Philba chat spam one if we should ban
slugs again yeah so where the plan is close to here almost like you can have
this for shit but I send a repeater where do we spot them down the other
Yeah, I wanna see if we can get the people that spawned like one spawn before us.
So far I've died to two guards, for a rogue, a guard.
Are you in front of me?
F*** you.
Oh, then I'm...
Never mind, why did I talk about dying?
No, it's going to be bad quality game for like one.
Right.
Oh, he might be a cheater.
He's being abusing around like Snowdac's idea.
Do we have a counter when he says another?
You can't help one.
I don't think the bot can count that one.
I'm dying to people with how much hours I he's not missed a shot of me that's insane
he's prestige for this is magic that might be magic he's prestige for yes and yeah he
is already done terminal I mean I guess as close as you get but you're like the
classic social media presence where everyone's like I saw a video yesterday
and it was like this guy hit me three times in the head he's a cheater
but bro I'm watching the guy hit three times in the head it goes oh this guy's
definitely a cheater it's because you go hit three times in the head you're
He's standing in the middle of the oven.
I just don't get it.
And so far what happened to me at least is that I've died to a rogue, headshot, and a
guard kill-off sliding on me, a nade from someone with 12,000 hours, and then I've
been destroyed by someone with 14,000 hours.
I'm just bad.
I got fired by fucking magic
I'm just bad
We need to figure out what to do for fun plays in the morning
Well, if you want to make it and dies I can end
The journey is as weird, as stupid as it sounds, I'm glad it happened today, only because
like this weekend is like the tournament stuff and it's like all kind of.
Yeah.
So like this weekend I'm like not needed at all.
Yeah.
Well I'm still needed, but like I don't want to play in stream is what I mean, you know?
I think we have like an hour and a half tomorrow when we stop.
Got something else for that?
What do you mean?
If your opponent starts at 4, right?
And we saw it too.
Uh, yeah, the game for an hour.
Yeah?
There's a game for an hour and then 30 minute countdown, isn't it?
Never really funny if PSG was like, by the way, we made it so you need to do the guide again.
I'm fucking out, they don't.
Bro, I'm gonna take my paytime off and just leave until you're finished.
I'm gonna take my paytime off, it's crazy.
You're not even getting paytime on them, why paytime off?
I'm not talking about you guys. I just scrolled all the day.
You guys ain't paying me.
I pay you with my little...
I don't like what servers you're on. I don't want to play on my phone.
My servers are really good. I'm trying to... I don't know what...
I got demon servers on my phone.
I wish.
I don't know. Yeah, because if you play on European servers, there's people that can connect to that aren't European.
Apparently,
it's what you play in a
I don't want to
I don't want to pay abuse
because I read it.
I'm so far like I've been I'm EU and so far I've been very easy to fight.
Yeah, it's like a food chain, like we go fight Americans and Russians when we fight us.
It's like...
I have to be fair, if I died to someone with 14,000 hours and then died to someone with
12,000 hours, I feel like I shouldn't have won this fight anyway.
Bear in mind that dude has more earnings in Arena than we have the entire of our life.
probably not magic if you earn less than he made on arena that's I'm so sorry
how long have you worked for yes it like three months three minutes
three minutes yesterday it's working on the tipping system but without tipping
I'm sure he's earned like 25,000 euros there's no way you said that that's a
life-earning i told about this month
crazy but like you know like see yo over here
but like i don't care now just care to
leak and so does it like order the game
tax system got him tax system
Nice, uh, Rolex on your wrist there, Phil.
Oh, yeah.
Hey!
Hey, I'm gonna return the favor.
You know what, Nani bought myself a Rolex?
No.
He bought?
I'm dammit, again.
Yeah.
Deco-
No, no, no, no, no, please, I beg.
Everyone in here needs to go at Nani.
Nice, Rolex.
At Nani.
Here we go.
What are we putting it?
Chill. Chill chat.
I know.
Uh, who?
What did he say?
Why does it not work when I do it? Like, it's just stupid.
It's a good quality, yeah. So I've been using streaming mode.
Ah, yeah.
If I were a duck in the name.
even got the stream p-theme of just in case
it's streamer mode for some reason it only protects someone people's name not everyone's
that's crazy going
kill ish i don't know i don't know what i did to you nat but i'm glad
Oh yeah, I don't know man, I don't know about these skills coming around, I'm looking as well you know.
Yeah I've gone through today, yesterday and the day before now.
Yeah I'm going to be able to do my skills or some other likes of skills.
Combine them.
I'm probably going to look at like one of your skills and then because I know it's going to be there and there abouts right, do you know what I mean?
I know that I was 25 endurance and 37 strands I only know that factly because today
37 strength bro has been carrying shit
37th straight
as of literally that's shoreline radio that came up on stream
uh 37th
2026 let's say 26
25
my crafting
Was in the 20th somewhere my hideout management skill was like 39
Rose been managing like I was I mean I do I'm in it all the time plus I leave everything running constantly
I wish my status management was a skillet.
The rest of the stuff though, honestly, you couldn't tell you.
Well for me, my perception and stuff, they all level similarly to my endurance.
My perception was quite high. I think my perception was very high actually.
I remember looking at this for Conor the other day.
I have zero perception, but that's just nothing.
I am. We're trying to figure out the area.
I'm just supposed to video someone shooting at Sturman and Sturman just out of force, just disappears from right.
I'm fond of him.
Sturman just rage with?
Don't get pregnant on figures.
Oh look at that gun, kind of remember this?
Oh no. You have to ask for that back.
Because that was an old start.
No, I just rebuilt it.
back though and there's words for it that cannot be said
it was it was good though
you shot 30 scabs bro
bite someone with a mouse and keyboard and it might be a different story
oh i killed someone remember the guy that ratted me
oh yeah on top of interchange
yeah are you that person
that was me
Oh my god, it's fine.
Oh, no, it's sky is very blue.
Well, yeah, we live in England.
Oh, it's great.
What's this other song called?
I don't know, Sweet Caroline or something?
I hope you're singing this over, like one of her playing like Brumman bass or hardstyle
on the stream right now.
I don't even know what I was playing right now.
It's just, imagine during the raid you just forgot to turn it over and it's just
Sean B to the light, welcome to a read up.
He's dead again.
Yeah, guys, sometimes you die a lot in a row.
It is what it is and they do what it do be.
What does boxing day even mean like am I
Boxing deer, I don't know. Why is it called boxing deer if people just box?
It's where you pull the shite presents back in a box and send a bike.
It's where they used to send their shite presents to their servants and slaves.
Wait, what? Hold up.
I had to search up the other day because someone asked me, what were these boxing bears? I don't know.
Okay, so we don't have anyone behind us this time.
I know how this game works, we might in about 5 seconds.
I don't want to hear it, I just want to get long kill.
I need to take this.
So where do I need to plant these?
Right me.
You know the main thing on the water to the left?
On the water to the left.
I got a description that's like better than us.
The big metal barge that might be a house might be a boat.
I don't know.
I'm just gonna google this.
Yeah, I mean, you need to work on your explanation skills, brother.
But how else do I explain it?
The big metal building down by the water.
It might be a boat in my house.
Why do I not know what the fuck it is?
Okay, so there's one...
And then you've got a plot one on a hill
and I have to walk around until I find it
Okay, the hill towards that something building
and the other one is on top of the building
On top of that building, yes
That metal barge right there, the house thing
There we, we googling, we moving, we got this, we goofing.
Hellbite loves that word brother, I think you should say it off music.
Okay.
Well he screams lapse love lapse like that's any better.
Yeah but you say 6-7 so your opinions are relevant.
What?
I've never said that in my life.
Where are you living?
Can we fact check that?
I'm coming down the mountain across the road to your side.
I feel like I heard something here.
Let's ignore it so that I won't die to you.
I feel like that's how it works.
If you ignore something, it's not there.
B1 Connor messages me?
I like to the early on as to if he's gonna come the guy these are typing and
just start typing never applied yeah cuz I I replied to Philbo instead
Wow
how would you like a number two you plan number one yes I'm like I won't send a
message to my boss you know like I won't send a message to my boss if my
manager was not number two I'm not a number two just a shit that you want
Number two.
I'm just too right, I can hear you.
Is this hill or this hill?
Oh here, I found it.
Because this is obviously...
That tree.
Oh my god, 40 seconds!
That tree is...
I think it's a place to get in the cover.
I have to press F.
I move left to right towards the right
You said there's a player?
Yeah in front of me
Well good luck soldier
Where did you go?
I'm also at the gallery by the way that smacks me through the chest
I'm just stood there reloaded in the corner and like what?
He said last to right so he's at the beach
I wanna watch it happen
Here he comes. Here he comes.
Watch how many shots I've put on him. Look at that.
How many shots I've put on him. Ready for this?
The full mag.
The AT2 bullet of 7n4.
I don't know where you are, lemon.
He's like...
There's like a little divot and there's like a telephone wire.
Things sticking up he's likely to the trees by that like are you by behind me or in front of me like your movement is so weird
You hit him I hit him. Yeah, he's dodging and down and he's one down to the beach
I hear him but I don't see him.
Oh I found the thing where I went through my stuff.
Nico I think you went from like, this is me, but I think you went from in the stitcher.
you
Okay, you can invite me, no, we'll let it be.
Oh my god, I have the most terrible killing you've ever seen.
It's a...
This one's killed on Scabble Joe.
Oh no, I have the taskbar of my...
What's this called?
Roovel!
Oh, well, um, take read from file.
and then press ok and go into the script and click refresh
wait what?
it's so weird
it's when I got set to refund
I mean thanks
so good
lemon, come and blow me
foggy
also corner walker needs you
i didn't fucking ensure my shit
Just click that little button so I can look up at my kids.
Another one?
Yeah, the little eye next to my name.
Oh my.
Why did you get into the right? Let's just go.
I just don't like that.
At least you got a good pistol grip and a
butt pad.
You got like sick Ergo as a pistol grip and then you have this
KAC foregrip or something like that.
Yeah, just some random bloke, like it would on trawler and only
and they couldn't fit the stuff in my catchphrase.
Nice sit.
Look at the scope.
is actually Haram. This is one of the worst. Listen, you should use what you've got.
Looks like to get some fun out of it right now. Yeah, fair, fair, guys. This is, this is
something. Connor, I'm, if you die, I want you to know that gun's going on fence.
I'm taking it out for him.
What rounds are you running in BP?
BP.
Okay, so you're running BP with this, you're gonna get reported if you kill someone.
The guy had BP in the gun, I walked into a building on the fair and he just sat there
looking the filing cabinet.
That's 88 terribility?
It's like stabboits lying three times and you just don't react so much on one hand.
I think we can kill Rishala and have my better gun free.
Quite a few bullet.
I think Conor plays gun game this round, something he kills yesterday they got out.
I can't say much, like I'm running like a sniper but...
It's fine, we just got killed 20 things around this map full of new quests.
I don't want to play some Hunch-Rodos.
The caller is running Abini, but no Balaklava, so I'm like, he'll just stand out like this.
What?
It's snowing.
I ain't standing out, anyway.
I've got like non-white clothes, I'm going to just stand out, anyway.
Yeah, that's why I picked customs, usually not the very long raid.
I haven't survived a single raid by the way so far, so that's good.
My last revive was when Phil was during the guide, oh fuck.
So you're saying it's all got downhill since then?
Guide again on Monday for what?
Huh?
You all right?
Guide again on Monday?
Err, all depends what happens in it.
What can we do for the crap ending?
Huh, I just remembered the pinned message, still likes to spend again.
I just died every day.
But to be fair, like give me a break.
One ricochet, two fucking AI, they were cracked,
and 12,000 and a 14,000 hour game,
like I'm not dying to like the most red thems cap
I'm not on quiet service friend yes you are your private service like I don't have this
yeah but you don't have magic with yourself
you don't have lemon slide earning on your server
we would have had earnings if someone was
I'm an arena gamer I was trying to open my m3 while sprinting because you can do that on
I'm getting drops working myself by so it's good
I can't believe that is main game already
What does it say?
People say VHG don't work hard
Probably says that
Who said that?
Just some people
Why do you have the blue laser fighting like that? That's crazy
I'm trying to get in that room.
Red Rebel.
Three people say it's hard to find.
Conor, find your gas analyzer.
Red Rebel and nothing else.
Red Rebel and Rachele.
Any key?
Nothing.
I'm gonna kill that scout please, sir, any key?
He thinks you got a red rubble and f**k c'mon though
And he can't complain about red rubble
C'mon now I have a gas on the lives of which you so need it
Double on lives
What do you think 10-5?
Yeah I'm not going to stand for this anymore
Why would you?
Are you on 5 to Suleyman?
It's gonna take a second, someone help me find my 3M on me
Just get it out of the tutorial.
Has anyone got Dome's 2 or 6?
Oh, Dome.
Where's the game, though?
I don't know. Is anyone on the second floor with me or not?
Oh, I don't have the oversirker with me. That's crazy.
I'll bite someone when I drop the cat.
I hear someone I think, ice cream son.
Fuck.
Horsecuck actually in there.
Yep, I'm off.
Horsecuck.
I think that's bitten in the side.
I was about to start a step shot of the fucking conversation.
Yeah, don't do that.
Do I even have anything to do on customs?
I really don't. I just wanted to do something where I wouldn't die like right away, but...
Chemical parkour I can do, but I can't do all of that.
Where are you guys even? I just went outside the car side.
I'm just upstairs chilling.
I'll come out.
I'm on my way.
What's that gonna be?
I know that.
I just broke your life.
You're gonna stand in the car over there.
Nope.
There's a man here.
I have no beer.
You just have to do the cheer.
I have no good luck, kill me.
Thank you for the shooter burn again.
Yeah, this gun was like not ours anymore.
Could be the cheater or something.
There's no cheaters in Tarkov. Let's go away from here.
That was lemon all along I think.
Imagine going in like that, no effort, I just feel like hey cats I should just you know just
wipe me with one and it's just crispy lemon over and over again.
I hope you both sit on it I'm not quite glad.
Huh?
That's to me fair, what was weird to me is like he had his hands up as if he was
holding the gun.
Yeah, but if he drops his... how did you kill us while standing on the spot?
Just go to the left, you know?
Yeah, I can do it, Cronus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, with people joining and vooping in a vve right this way
Yeah, that doesn't make it pretty well.
Let's go back to the let's go back to dorms guys at this point like let's just see what
I think we're going to smash them
A lot of these things are achieving
maybe just being shot by like one of the groups
Are you like insurance for all these shit or what?
I don't know, I'm going back, what could possibly go wrong?
There's like nothing in our way though
Oh, I found his gear.
You did?
Yeah, you did.
Where are you now then?
Shots.
Yeah, I'm at a tree behind two.
Okay.
I don't know, I want his armor.
But why is he with two armor?
You dropped your armor.
He's gone as well.
Yeah.
Chase for the gun.
How fucked is all of this I got 60 rounds of BP still in his pocket.
He's almost back out of his mind.
I'm at the stairs, metal stairs on the car side of this thing.
You good for him?
Yeah, he's out in the comments with the screenshot of giving to a peacekeeper so
the guide is active.
Oh.
Well, yeah, this was taken before.
There is no screen shot of anything else.
White one on over there then.
I have one.
Hey where?
Just fucking drop your shit.
Did you get shot in the belly?
No, the trolley fit the door and it was out.
I think it might just be like, if I do the scaft on the gun on Fortress
There's a GL on this side
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, outside, back off the thruster, I thought it was corner still
Back of two?
Yeah, this is like at the, where you can crouch into the door or like fall into the door
Where are you at London?
I'm out in the woods behind.
I'm trying to get an angle towards that window.
I'll call Benjamin brother like I don't know.
Benjamin brother.
He said backer to you. Yeah, I didn't like he was against the wall where you can vault into the bathroom
Oh, I meant lemon. Yeah
Yeah, I'm like towards the wall as if I was walking towards car. I
Died like in the corner at the metal stars or two, sir
Yeah, I'm holding. Oh, I'm dead to him
He's just shot me three bushes don't say it
Maybe that dude in red was right
How did I deal 4 damage to your body with a hatch roll?
Cause he was coughing his guts out so clearly when you gleaned him.
Are you shooting 7, 6, 2, pp?
Oh no, that's a different one. The color is too blind.
Who wanted to go back then, I was afraid.
You know what world comes he's just he's at 600 hours in game kind of have fun
He's running TCW
He's gonna like
No, I can take over again.
Yeah, I can take over.
Can you stall?
No problem.
What do I do now?
Just end it there?
Or like?
I don't know.
I'm sweetness.
In game?
In game
All right, Chad, it is time for talk out trivia in 20 minutes.
the meantime we are going to do that giveaway it's for two stash lines it's
going to be exclamation mark stash to end of the giveaway that's exclamation mark
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the winners just before talk of trivia stash does commence so make sure you
hear in about 15 minutes time you must be here to claim your prize if you are
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and I will see you guys in 18 minutes and 51 seconds for Dark of trivia.
and
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edition. We've got moustache keys and some drip as well. Now that that's boxed off, I
want to introduce you to these three lovely individuals on my screen now who have been
waiting very, very patiently. We've got pure Kratos, we've got crispy lemon, and we've
got cannon fodder thoughts. Welcome in, Jens. How are we?
Oh, good. Yeah, I'm fantastic.
Not too bad things, have you?
Oh, as always, I'm doing very well, doing very well, doing very well.
We didn't get an opportunity, unfortunately, to go through the buzzwords, but for those
that are unfamiliar in chat, talk of TV, these guys need to buzz in with a short
phrase or a key word to let me know that they're ready to answer their question.
We've had buzzwares such as meow, we've had buzzwares such as ooo, we have buzzwares such
as ooo la la.
Pierre Kratos, what would be your buzzword?
I think I've got a sloth.
Sloth.
Phenomenon.
Uh, Levin, what would yours be?
Six-seven.
That's uh, that's unfortunately not going to be allowed.
Uh, so we're going to pick something else.
Um, I've got Bob.
Alright, Bob's good. And, uh, Fawze.
Raw.
Just raw.
Just one more time.
Raw.
Just one more time.
Raw!
Is that what you wanted?
Alright guys, we've got the end of the stream now.
Uh...
Can and Band I'm getting?
Yeah.
It was a quick talk of RTD today.
is a quick talk. Um, all right. Okay. So would you guys say that you are knowledgeable with
talk off TV? Sorry, we're fair talk off trivia. Do you think that you know talk off well enough
that you are going to be answering all these questions with absolute precision?
No, with 5,000 hours, you'd think so. 5,000, 6,000 hours, you'd think so, but probably
not we'll see how it goes this is a fair comment you know yeah when a couple of
you guys shepherds at one point as well yeah yeah no everything you're a
teacher lemon yeah exactly so basically all the pressures on lemon that's cool
lock and relax okay yeah we just regular gamers you're a sharper
X-Apper, muted.
Is that you all meant to be the like the super super super knowledgeable person as well, you know?
You meant to know everything Lemon, come on.
I can't wait for, oh how'd you know that Lemon was easy.
Well I mean, yeah that's definitely gonna happen, why wouldn't it?
Why wouldn't it happen?
Every question.
X and Sally, exactly.
Alright, prepare.
The question number one
What is the default key bind used to quick drop your backpack in the game?
Oh Kratos
See that is correct
It will start you off nice and easy
Next question, why is the default key bind used to quick melee attack in the game?
That's lemon you that's correct
Which new status reduces visibility and stamina?
Raw.
That's raw.
It is... oh, I'm just gonna grab my head, it's the frozen, is it?
Freezing, sorry.
That's incorrect.
Sloth.
Kratos.
Cold effects.
That's incorrect.
Lemon.
Is it hyperthermia?
Oh my days!
No, it's not.
It's frostbite. It's frostbite.
Come on guys, we're all stropping on with it in the game. You shouldn't know this.
This is, this is, this is, this is a...
I just shoot people. I don't, I don't, I don't...
Honestly, not even, not even acceptable.
I am honestly I am I really I really am I really am an angry that there's no
anger yeah what is the new event called in-game
Oh, this is all good.
This sucks of cake.
Raw?
Fuzz.
Is it con-compton?
So close.
Do you want to have her do the pronunciation attempt?
I'm unable to give you. I'm unable to give you.
I don't know, something like that. Oh my god, what is it?
Oh, sloth?
Great awesome.
That's correct, that's correct.
Oh.
Too much on the eye, too much on the eye.
Yeah. Next question. Going back to keybinds or mouse binds
even. What is the button or default key for free look?
But
lemon
I call it middle mouse click or scroll well. That's
correct.
All right, moving slightly harder questions now. All right,
guys, like we're gonna lock in the brains out here. Okay.
Don't have to answer straight away. Have a have a quick
think you got a couple of minutes, but how many factions are
there in escape from talk off?
Wolf, it's
Fawze.
I said Wolf.
Yeah, you did. Yeah. But I knew you spoke, but that's fine.
It's past my bedtime. It's just two. No, I'm just thinking
of bare and PMC, right? Five?
Incorrect. I'm both accounts.
uh lemon eight correct for bonus points can you name them all not all of them but most of them
oh well can you yeah you need to name all eight
Alright, let me give this a go.
Bear, Usek, Scav, Radar, Rogue, Black Division, Coltists, Terra Group?
Incorrect.
So close, yet so far away.
us any, or as far as any attempts.
Try to think.
Lemon got seven out of it.
Scab, do you say scab?
He did.
Not terror group. Are you a F right?
No.
Austin Peacekeeper Mission.
So do you want to say all eight?
Perk, Userk, all you are here for that division Rogue, Cultist, Scav, and one more.
One more.
Yeah, Userk.
I said Rogue.
Scav boss?
No.
No way.
I feel like it's time.
I feel like it's tied in with the main story, we should know the lore.
No, you said all the, you've not said what my lemon said.
There you sec, IAF roaks, scav, black division, cultist, what am I missing?
boss Raiders Raiders was the last one yeah yeah
damn it no I'm well you guys next question next question speaking of
bosses how many gods does Rosh-shallah have? 11. 4. correct
I'm not going to ask this question, I'll show that's too easy though.
Okay, here we go.
This white, sorry, this over the last day or so there's been new streamer items added,
you name them? Raw. Oz. No. Phenomenal. Are you wanting like the Pacific names or just
the items? What they called, yeah. You don't have to give me specific names just what they
yeah but lemon okay but Montevich is you shanker you have peanut peanuts
nuts that don't clip it the barbell the deadlif and sixes
That's all correct.
I wouldn't say it's a Bob, it's a Bob.
It's still fine to see.
He got it there, he got it there.
Lemon running away with this already.
In fact, since we're getting on running away we'll give it a little
scores on the door, shall we?
We've got lemon on eight points create us on two points and
Fuzz
I'm not sure if my keyboard is stopped working off. I just haven't put a score down for you yet
Yeah
Must be keyboards break and that's always the player to excuse when you lose in so I think I think you
Just switch on some more brains. I was tonight my friend
I do. I mean, it's both of you to assume I have multiple brain cells to be honest, so
I'll thank you for that.
You're welcome, you're welcome.
That's always a compliment.
We've got a band together with Starcraft players, you know, and look at ourselves with pride,
you know?
Share the brain cell.
Exactly, exactly.
I'll share one with you.
Thank you. I'll need it.
Alright, next question.
If I was to pick up the golden phone and make a phone call, who would answer?
Bluff-Cot.
Great answer.
Summit.
He would indeed.
indeed. Next question, who's raving in the liquid glasses?
It's not rough. Why are you saying rough for?
credit.
He would be indeed he would be indeed. Okay, next question
slightly harder. How many one way transits are there in
Tarkov
Lemon
Four incorrect
Sloth
Kratos
Incorrect buzz raw
I'm gonna go for I'm gonna lower sloth
He's he's he's all you said for this is a five
I thought you said five.
I'm, I'm, I'm, okay.
Well, I'm past.
So what's your answer?
What's your answer then?
Five.
Let's go five.
That's the correct answer!
No!
That's a hand, me out point five.
That is a hand.
That is a point if I've ever received one.
I knew I should have had a coffee before this.
I should have remembered that.
Far too past my bedtime.
I should have remembered that from the last time I got trippier.
Oh, he's cheating.
I watched it. Oh, wow.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay. Next question. Lemon knows this one. So
he's not allowed to answer. But how many posters are there in
the game?
It's not.
Yeah.
24 incorrect. I'll give you a point. I'll give you a point
for the closest amount.
So as far as what's your answer? 42.
11 out. Do you actually know the answer? I think so. Well, give it a go. 32. All right,
as far as there's the winner of that one with 42, because the correct answer is 39.
42 is always the right answer. Again, with closest answer, how many stins are there
in the game.
Slow.
16.
I don't know who said it first there.
I'm going with 20.
Okay, and Fuzz?
I said 16.
11.
18.
20 is the closest.
Because the answer is 22.
Ah.
How many medical items can fix a fracture?
11.
5.
Correct.
Yep.
There was some, how can I put this?
Some drama over this next question.
We finally got the right answer.
medical item he was a heavy bleed the fastest is a good thing nice gonna be
the cat surely that's what it's what's designed for
It's a cat.
Yeah, it's a cat.
Yeah.
That's what it says on your sheet, Fobio.
No.
I asked Fobio yesterday, did we get justice for the sake of staying in chat?
Mm-hmm.
Of course.
All right.
Which...
I'm not going to ask that word.
Which food item in Tarkov gives you plus 100 energy?
Sloth.
Kratos.
us it's correct lemon in correct which food item in talk of is you plus 100 energy
I know you're farming them, bruv.
Can I go back in?
Is it an MRE?
Incorrect.
The answer is Devil Dog Mail.
I use it to dehydrate myself every single time.
Yeah, the extra I don't know which way around it is but I'm pretty sure that the extra is 90 and the MRE is like 88
But they don't they don't get
Generational stinker here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's question which two drinks give you 100 hydration
raw
was
the
aquamarie and
Super water. It's correct
Yes
Come on. Yeah, you're coming back for us. I believe in you. I believe in you
For the ages, this is
This one's a hard question
You might already know the answer you might all know the answer. It's someone to think about
Including the friend that's in this patch
How many bosses are on talk of?
I will open it up to a bonus point if you can name all 17.
Uh, Rashada, Gluha, Killer, Tequila, Shadow of Tequila, Nightmare Killer, Keban Kalonte,
Coltas, Zoracchi,
Bird Eye, Big Pipe, Knight, Santa.
Do you wanna give you it?
Cause it's...
I'll mix them all.
It's vengeful.
And yet, and Sperman.
Yeah.
It's vengeful because it's Sperman.
Actually, like, yeah,
I think you missed one of the normal bosses off.
you said them and it is vengeful killer but I still gave it because it's like good good I
thought you know good I thought you know plus I don't want them in the win anyways next question
now I'm getting pretty quick oh my goodness okay here we go let's have a little look see
these on these questions. Okay, here's a nice one. Nice, a nice one. On the maps woods.
How many safes are there?
Pop.
Lemon.
Four.
Incorrect.
Loth.
Kratos.
Lee.
Incorrect.
Oz.
Roar. One.
One is the correct answer.
It's in the log cabin.
This log cabin is there anyone I could think of.
Yeah.
Four there was two in the log cabin.
it's just one I'm trying to think there's one on the new little the train depot
bit or whatever it is and where you go on the BTR but I was like no there's not
one there so it's gotta be one honestly that's a good shout if there is because I
don't know about it but we're gonna pretend that I don't know about it so
we're just gonna go with one
there's not there's filing cabinet possibly a computer I don't know about that I
I don't know about that.
I think there is, but it's not elutable.
No, there's definitely not.
I'm certain.
It's in the point.
Don't take my name from me.
It's in the office.
There's not one.
There's not.
Please don't be.
Let's get that camera up, let's get that camera up.
We're giving Foss the, yeah, we're giving it, we're giving it, we're giving it.
I think I'll take a screenshot there after this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen.
What a question, how many say some words? Wow.
Here's a question for you about that hideout.
There's one thing that stops you from crafting the gen- er, fight.
I'll just give you the answer, never mind.
Next question.
Erm...
Oh...
Oh, generally, I don't think so.
Nooo!
Saniter can spawn
in three locations.
Name them.
uh kratos uh cottage pa result correct
which extract requires a minimum of two players
boz
scab extracts they're the co-op extracts correct
yay
mm-hmm see redemption out guys yeah we hit
Chris big. Yeah. Oh, we're just ignoring you.
Can I make for you to lose sure far away to win?
Here's the question for you, which I'm gonna be really
interested on the answer. How many players can go on a
scavron.
lemon.
Correct. The amount of people that say five is a
yeah, I was gonna go.
This is true. This is true.
I was focused on the fifth against left out this one. These
questions here, we're going to do the closest person to them.
They're a little bit obtuse, but they're kind of fun. Okay,
So how many locked doors are there on labs?
Kratos
Lemon
No, no, no get off the wiki
He's got five
10
Seven is the closest the answer is eight
I said it. Yeah, I could class that I wait what
40 it's 40 it's 40 it's 40 40
So far so good yet
Honestly, it's been one of those days. There's been one those days. I don't know whether I should pick up the coffee
I should pick up the bottle of wine this next to me honestly
Yeah, Irish coffee, yeah.
Here's the one, here's the fun one.
How many PC blocks are there to loot on labs?
Oh my.
Oh, this is just sloth.
Yeah, yeah.
Where's my phone?
37, okay.
I knew 11.
42.
Oh.
If and about 42 out.
43.
Okay.
Oh
If about 42 out
43 just to annoy crispy if it's slightly higher. There's no way that one. He's got it on the nose
No, what he's got it, right? Oh
No, it's lemon
Lemon's got that lemon's got the wick you open yeah hundred percent
You literally said earlier to me in the DM, I think it was you that said about 42 though.
No, it's just the answer to life, the universe and everything.
So like if I don't have a number, then it could be around that range, you just throw 42 out.
I'm going into labs and I'm not flying off to this just to make sure.
Yeah, come on sir, get that WikiFloor down.
I'll wheel away from my PC, does that work?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Scores on the doors then as we're progressing through the rounds.
It's a little bit better than it was before. Foss has realized that he can actually answer
questions and get points. But he's still in last place and seven, seven, Kratos, not so far ahead
with eight points and lemon, not so far ahead again on 11. So we're definitely a little bit
bit more even grounds here. Next question though. How many types of armoured glasses
are there in Escape from Tarkov?
Two.
It's correct. Yes.
Yes. I feel like my brain's switched on.
Yeah.
I'm going with the brain cell. It's my turn.
This is good. This is good.
Make name them.
No, no, no, no. We're not asking them. We're asking them. We're asking them.
I
How many for the next question how many types of alcoholic beverages so that
Lemon
Can you never
vodka the beer whiskey and moonshine
No, I don't always, mid-beer.
Mid-beer, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
But it's called Pevcoe.
I don't know.
It's an extra point pad, though.
Yeah, I do.
I'm sure it fits me.
Next question.
If I wanted to go to a marked room,
without a key, which map do I need to go to?
Crop.
Sloth.
Lemon.
Shoreline.
It's correct.
Goddamn.
I wouldn't even count that as a mark room. It's pathetic technically technically is
This is true. This is true
Okay
I mean four wipes ago would have been streets as well because you could have dropped into that room. Yeah
If I was to go to ref I'd be buying three special keys for three special rooms. Can you name them?
I mean, there's four at four. Yeah, I actually see it's falling the sheets and I saw that three
Correct
Listen, I'm like how my 90 degrees of my chair right now guys, I don't know about you
This must be myself with the bad sis.
Oh my goodness, the cops are lost.
Alright, we are going to move over to a sound round.
Now I managed to get this to work for a chance. A little bit easier and also for you guys.
I'm going to have to do a little screen sharey jiggly porgery to get this to work.
But we'll get it to work.
you know because we'd like to do things for you know on the on the in the
background on the fly you know make it make it work make it work in a different
way let me change my screen share so you can hear my desktop and then we're
gonna bring open one of these guns so you should be able to hear that on my
screen share guys just confirm you can hear that in my screen share yeah okay
So this is the gun round, this is the gun round where you need to work out what these different guns are.
Okay, and for the first gun sound, it's not going to be what you're just listening to, but it is going to be this one instead.
I was breathing.
Pause.
MPX.
Incorrect.
But play it again lemon first mp5 incorrect play it again please please
gonna say RPK incorrect the crack arts was the P90
What? That was my fucking second guess. I said that was a KEDA last time. Alright, next gun.
Glock. Kredos. The NL545. That's correct. Should have told that from the fire rate,
I should listen to that next gun sound
11 that's an MP5 that's an MP5
Next question next there sounds way
was m1a correct yep that's jive
yeah Kratos KS-23 correct next one
Lemon.
It's a Glock.
Incorrect.
Glock.
Very nice.
What's it called?
SS190.
Incorrect.
I just said that how it's like, what is wrong with me?
Oh.
I'm just giving it away.
Is it the 5-7?
It is the 5-7.
I just said that how it's like what is wrong with me?
I'm just giving it away
Is it the 5-7?
It is the 5-7!
I said the ammo from the gun
He might have been shooting SS-19
Yeah he might have been
He could have been like 32 far ahead looking too deep into it
Do you know what clone the guy was wearing?
Who was shooting the gun?
Said that again?
What?
What clone?
No
Oh yeah
Uh right next gun
11. Is that the MXLR? Incorrect.
Rock. Oz. Is it the Desert Eagle? It is the Desert Eagle.
Yeah.
How does that sound like that's an eagle?
Next gun.
I forgot to say sloth.
What the fuck?
Clock 18.
Incorrect.
11.
Um, clock 17?
Incorrect.
Is that the M1911?
Incorrect, the correct answer is the TT.
No one uses a TT, how are we supposed to know that?
I was about to say that, but I'm going to answer it on a task.
Well, yeah, you know.
This is something that you should just know.
Next group, none of you.
Oh, Bob.
Seven.
Vector. Incorrect.
What?
S-O-2-M.
Incorrect.
Roar.
What?
Is it the RPK-E? Or the RPD, sorry, that's the one I was thinking of.
SR3M
Next weapon
Yeah, FOSS. Is it the AK-12? Incorrect
A.K. 308.
Incorrect.
Down to you, lemon.
Can I have one more time?
Say please.
Please.
I still don't know. Is it the, is it AKM? Incorrect. It's the spear.
I thought it was an M4 for a second, I was like, ah, this could be that cool.
I've not heard a spear if I'm suppressed before.
That is suppressed!
Yeah, that's the way it's suppressed.
I think he's shooting the ground.
Yeah, maybe, yeah, yeah.
And his next gun.
Dwarf.
Yeah, Kratos.
P226.
Incorrect.
Four.
Lemon.
It's an STM.
Incorrect.
The STM's got a really specific sound,
Like really specific.
Raw.
Oz.
Is it the SAG?
Incorrect.
It's the PL-15.
So it was a pistol, but it was a pistol.
Keep it on the theme of pistols then.
Raw.
Oz.
Is that the PM pistol?
Incorrect.
This is my go to pistol. It sounds like a Kimbo's is it is it
clock incorrect. So it's me. I feel like to do one on me here. P 226.
Correct.
You're a field woe, but I say he doesn't know.
phenomenal phenomenal phenomenal. All right. Next gun.
raw.
Oz.
Is that the SR 25?
Incorrect.
Bob.
Lemon.
Is it G26?
Incorrect.
Um...
All stats?
Incorrect.
The correct sound was the AK545.
Oh, that's the saggy boy.
Alright.
Next one.
Oh.
Lemon.
Lemon RPD incorrect sloth
Yeah, that's AK 308. It's the AK 308. That's exactly right
Why would you stop much yet? So?
It's fun done
I'll craft one in the tree
Especially when it lays you across. I crafted one of those new is it TL what they called as a carbine
Yeah, I haven't used it yet, but I have crafted one
Yeah same
Is it good fun?
Hmm interesting
It's a mini AK-50
Interesting
Ah your next gun
War
Oh pause
M700
Incorrect
Ah lemon's right, you said one
Names concern M700
Was it SR?
Nope
It sounds a lot louder when it's hitting you, so it's getting hit.
It's true, it's true.
Alright, next one.
Roar.
It's Oz.
Is that the M700?
Incorrect.
Create us.
Play it again.
Is that the M700? Incorrect! Kratos!
Play it again.
R.
Pop!
It's still Kratos. T5000. Incorrect. Lemon.
Is it MPAT? It's an MPAT.
Oh my god. Single fire.
Yeah, I'm just thinking setup.
Yeah.
The next one.
Oh, 11.
That's an M700.
Yeah.
It's the...
What?
The other one.
The thing is that 100% gives it for me on an M700 is the tinny tinny reload sound.
Yeah.
it's that that that was my go to like wipes first you're born yeah it's for me
I love it okay the final gun sound
look at us can I be really specific with this one oh if you want to be yeah
My AK-50.
Your AK-50?
Yeah.
Yeah? Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Why did you record that for Cracked?
No.
More than Cracked.
Wait, you actually recorded it?
That was my AK-50.
You can't be giving me soundtracks of the people who made that bloody gun sound.
What do you mean?
I feel like...
That's honestly scum.
Scum.
Do you be honest with you?
You deserve a point, just for making the sound.
Oh, it's up you, Koda.
Honestly, madness, madness.
All right, well, that is the end.
In fact, normally we've got a bonus one.
We've got a bonus one.
Was this from Kratos too?
No, no, no, no.
This is a bonus one.
What is this sound?
Raw.
Is it the firework?
It's the firework, yeah.
Yeah, I like it.
Yay!
I've got one. I haven't used it yet though. I killed Santa to get it.
It's a good one. It's a good one.
I like airdrops.
Yeah, I got a green keycard out of my airdrop.
Did you?
Yeah.
I've got RBV around a bit.
Sheesh.
Alright.
I've got three of them. I've got three in my stash.
Are you finding something?
Santa Claus.
I just killed Santa. That's it.
I need the xp of on the grinds 55 you know the thing about sander is like when you run it with a duel
Uh, you can get excited to drop you something and then you get your duel partner to drop something and you pick it up instead
And you run away. It's great
Connor's had sander dropping three things and i've went up just a bit and then kona gets angry at sander and shoots him in the head
Oh, it's great. Absolutely great. All right, scores on the doors then for the gun round.
We have got in first place lemon on 18, Kratos in second place on 13 and Falls in third
place on 11. We've made up some good time. We've made up some some good points there
guys though I'm proud of you and well done well done well done well done would you need
to go and have a little look see if we have been updated with some bedtime stories and
just in the meantime I'm gonna have a quick look to see if there's oh yes he's writing
something specifically oh okay what about these ones yeah here we go all right we do have
some bedtime stories refillable so bedtime stories refillable is what got named by
someone else. I didn't name it that but it is what it is was going to roll with it with regards to
these. Basically, I'm going to read our little story and you have to guess from the story what I'm
trying to talk about. Okay, so we'll go one first. And then hopefully you'll get the analogy behind
it. And then you can kind of like gather what you need to do for the rest of them. That sound
Good. Yeah. Yeah. Phenomenal. All right. For the first one, then. Running in the snow, rolling with my rifle, not a one a or two, five in the title, a cannon of power semi-order throwing hate. What am I running on lighthouse?
Sloth.
Create us.
That's not 25.
Incorrect.
Can you read it one more time, please?
Running in the snow, rolling with my rifle.
Not the 1A or 25 in the title.
A cannon of power, semi-order, throwing hate.
What am I running on lighthouse?
Lemon.
Ossas.
Incorrect.
I've worked it out now, I think.
Is it an M1A?
No.
The answer is the G28, because it's throwing hate.
Ah, rhymes!
I'm not a 1-word.
Yeah.
Running in the snow rolling with my rifle not the 1a or 25 in the title a cannon of power
semi-auto throwing hate
What is what my running a lighthouse? So it's like everything rhymes together. All right, so that bear in mind the next one, okay?
You can give me money to take loot of fire rounds all over sometimes
I could be driven through by a shulfer this season sees me in red
But normally steel danger what vehicle am I interacting with stranger lemon was the first one?
Yeah
Btr Btr
They're almost slightly easier, but you get the gist of the questions there, right?
Yeah phenomenal. All right next one come inside look at all my loot filled with goodies to the boot
I need a key to get in and all
Huh?
No, no, did you come inside? Come inside. Look at all my loot filled with goodies to the boot. I need a key to get in and out which sucks now for me. What the hell am I supposed to do if I get shut in after my last use on the key? Where am I trapped?
Ah, so cool.
Kratos.
Meron.
Oh.
Sloth.
Yeah.
Kratos.
Red.
Red Room.
Ah.
Get trapped in, because someone shots the door in your labs, you got to have gear.
I don't realize there was a vaulting mechanic that gets stuck in a boot of a car.
There might be a way.
I mean, there might be.
There might be, yeah.
This one's a bit of a fun one and requires you're using a little bit of extra brain power.
So jump scare central doesn't give much of a clue. This will, it's an interaction close
to you. Can happen on Halloween or any time of the year. What did I just witness by that
That's Scalf. That's lemon.
I've now fucked that because of that.
Well, you've just said that.
No.
Jump scare central doesn't give much of a clue.
This will.
It's an interaction that's close to you.
It can happen on Halloween or any time of the year.
What did I just witness by that scalf?
That's got me in shock and fear.
I think outside the box, I think outside the box, I know this now and I'm regretting jumping
early. I'm massively drawn a blank. Not just had a wing. Sloth. Yeah. The thing that scares
me Coltis? Not the answer I was looking for. I'm not going to give you the answer either,
I'm going to skip it because I'm going to save it for another day.
Oh yeah, I don't have that. Next one. I drive a car, a tank, a bus and a wagon. I don't
sit in the driver's seat while this happens. I can be picked up on interchange and as
discover PMC the result is the same. What item am I by name?
rule
was the car battery incorrect.
But
lemon
horse
in
incorrect.
Yeah, I created this.
Oh, you set a car?
I'd say a spark plug, but I know it's room.
More there.
Yeah.
Next question.
It's too easy.
It's too easy is not something normally said in Tarkov.
However, in slighted this game, hardcore players also take part of.
do one on its own would be tough and neat. But to do more than one and swap between without
a rest that's a tough feat. So specifically to achieve this I need to know how do I get
from map to map though.
But, so far.
Lemon.
Transit.
Correct.
Yes.
Dang.
two or three for the perfect stack on your head I go cream or black two versions I
could show I can deflect M61 was you lack it's correct
The raven got me, I was like, I've got to be nice, I was gonna say if you didn't say that I was gonna say the Caymans, because there's three Caymans now.
You said Creeman Black.
Yeah, there's a bad Cayman.
But there's three Caymans, right?
Yeah.
I guess.
All right, next one gotta go over there to mark that too. Maybe we'll need to kill a few
On the metal off the wood we go. It's not love on this island. Sometimes caught out there can get violent. Where am I?
What?
Oz.
Scav Island.
Come on, Nefos.
I'm gonna say that word.
Mr. Cazan getting quick now.
Oh yeah, it's great.
That says only 10, just to know, that's it.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
Canons walking up.
Canons, a little Ritler.
Ritler, eh?
All right, next one then.
Jingle bells for now, a pain in the ear later.
Why am I waiting so long for my loot, Jäger?
Communication in the year says it's not possible.
Big metal things powered by fossil fuel.
What am I?
Alph?
Or...
Yeah, Kratos.
Generator?
Incorrect.
Was it... Lemon, was he said?
I said Ha.
I stomp.
One more time, please.
Jingle bells for now, a pain in the air later.
Why am I waiting so long for my loot, Jäger?
Communication in the air says it's not possible.
Big things are flying powered by fossil fuel. What am I?
am I?
Roaming idiot.
OZ!
Is it an air drop?
It's an air drop.
Uhhh...
I don't know, maybe...
I was just going to say...
Next question.
One small square, a grey lego piece after, I carry a fair price and would be thought...
Lemon.
Tri-fuel.
Tri-fuel is correct.
Next question.
Yep.
thrown by the edge hitting all in arena and base game with fear. I'm a gun with a big bullet,
high damage and can be built with a suppressor. Somewhere between yellow and tan I'm seeing
I'm not an mdior have been thrown by tricemen in history. What am I?
What?
Lemon.
A spear.
Spear.
Yeah.
Sometimes it's best, especially with you, Lemon, as well, to let it finish because a lot of
the things will be answered if you keep...
I know.
Right, you know?
That's what I've learned.
Next one.
Boom.
There goes the door.
Swivel check for enemies.
having cut through swaves of plenty green light check one two three go drain it
out and on with the show everything on the line hoping you have a key from which
place am I trying to be free Role Fuzz labs incorrect
I should remember.
What?
Zemmyn?
Lapricks?
Incorrect.
Yeah, that's okay.
Stuart Lapps?
Is that what you've been said?
What?
Ah, shitty mic.
Ah, I just thought about it.
Sloth?
I feel like it's going to give us a little bit of a break.
Oh, she might. Oh, just thought about it. Sloth. It feels like it's gonna give us a chance.
Yeah.
D2.
Incorrect.
It's factory, isn't it?
It's terminal.
Oh.
I ain't got that far, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, it was supposed to be you.
Wow.
Alright.
She takes my money when I'm in need.
Turns out to-
Oh.
It's a nervous.
Did you say nervous?
It's my fucking money.
Yeah, but you haven't finished the fucking-
Honestly, I'm gonna like-
I'm gonna mute you, honestly.
I'm gonna get muted.
Alright, let's start again.
She takes my money when I'm in need.
out all the traders are a trifle indeed. This guy wants loads of things and nothing in return,
some guy with a bead and a friend who wants to learn. Although both ask for much, it's
not as crazy as some, $20,000. You think I'm under your thumb? Well it seems like
I am, so take all my money. It's hunting Wapid season, so let's go get some money.
What map am I?
Kratos.
Lighthouse.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm almost 110% sure that literally three minutes ago,
I said, is best to have the riddle finished.
I did say that, right?
I didn't say that in my head.
I vocally, yeah, I set that with my words, right, into the microphone and you've got
earphones on, right?
You can hear me?
Okay.
I just, I just need, I just need, I just need the, I just need the check, I just need the check honestly because like, that's, that's a madness, that's a madness.
Alright, next question.
Inside, outside, building, hopping, while hiding from people. This health effect is back for a sequel. I'm looking for some heat to warm up my toes as I watch my stats decline while I'm fighting my throes. What am I?
That one kind of gives like a good amount of information, you know, but like saying she takes all my money
Honestly
Alright, next question.
My item title rhymes with have no fear.
I have multiple spawns, so finding me is unclear.
I'm searching for something that can unlock the way to the room before elbow below third
or a room of a champion of the unheard.
11.
Overseas key.
Correct.
Yep.
Next question.
I'm a bottle that has a cap, a wrist strap, a small tap, and a two-squared required gap.
I'm useful while drugging, though spillage would leave my clothes sogging, tendurability
less than the norm, but benefit far ahead on the form.
What am I?
Rope.
Kratos.
Not what me, that was kind of nuts.
Sorry, fuzz.
Yeah, I meant fuzz.
Aquamarie.
Correct.
Yeah.
When I fall, I can be transparent or white. It's annoying to deal with mid-fight. My vision is impaired and the temperature is low. What's coming down heavy with the floor?
Snow.
Snow. Correct.
Next question. There's a few more of these. It's good.
I'm small round in purple and take up one slot
Three of me with some coins and a little thicker. You've got
I'm about
Hey, you've actually got one right whilst you interrupt with me
Like the mean sorry like the game
my main terror sorry I say again like the game my main theme is terror I'm
pretty good at protecting an imitation image oh I'm gonna start again once I
take a drink I'm like the main like the audit again like the game my main theme
is terror I'm pretty good at protecting and intimidation together I have a
baby version that is tearful all around what respirator am i wearing to halloween town
but raw lemon the rodent it's correct
next question that's not me rushala gluha and sanita are all drinking bottles of three kinds
we've all been drinking. We need some fire to fend off this weather. What did we just cheers together?
Ro? Is it moonshine?
No? Yeah, we'll give it.
I was looking at the answers and I wasn't sure but yes is the correct answer. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I was like, you're really cool.
I was like, don't look for one of these.
Uh, so yeah, that's my, that's good.
It's good.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Next question.
I go woods.
Not there.
I go streets.
Not there.
I'm looking for one really erratic driver.
Where are my wheels?
Bring me moonshining.
Meanwhile, compliment my driving.
What am I?
11.
Beats your driver.
Correct.
Alright, you've got two more.
So lock in.
Fresh food, full stockings and trees are plenty.
I've been sent out to play Sentry.
I'm at three locations and require many kills.
I have a slot.
Kratos?
Capturing outpost.
Correcturing outpost.
Honestly, fucking banging.
I'm gonna buy in the mall or course honestly
All right, I gave a point to you as all if you can get this one right, okay
Jumping the gun not here to for fun these competitors would probably be be bet be there
I'm gonna say I'd again obviously I might have you sit up Australia. It's cuz I've replied
Right jumping the gun not here for fun these competitors would probably do better chewing gum
I hope they're good at taking names as we see they don't listen to notes. Which bumble squad am I quizzing with three Billy
Really hard one to be finished right and it's nearly done, but I give an update on the scores of the doors lemon in first place
Somehow a 27 points
how
My
Uh second place Kratos 19 false the place of 18
You could you could you could you could you could you could change this all you know you change this all I
Alright, I don't know how to do it.
I'm orange and square and I'm taken and left behind.
I'm something you gather, make and have to re-find.
I'm vital at the end for some and probably plenty.
Crap, I'm stood at the boat with my hands empty.
What am I?
Oh, sloth.
Kratos.
I don't know the name of it, but it
looks like a small gamma container you take the terminal it's the box
what's the name I have something completely different in my head take it to
the boat and my hands empty because you hand it over in the cutscene I can't
think of the thing.
Passful, but okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to read it
again.
Yep.
I'm orange and square, and I'm taken and left behind. I'm
something you gather, make and have to refind. I'm vital at
the end for some and probably plenty. Crap. I'm stood at the
board with my hands empty. What am I? Oh, shit.
No clothes, no.
That's can't think of the name of that container.
I mean, to start with, from the very start, I just had that cheese
slice stuck in my head.
Yes, I was thinking that cheese, orange and square on that side.
I'm just gonna say it just in case I'm not I'm looking for the name of it lemon
can I can I call it a cheese slice no you're about the AI to what bro
He's not stuck in my head, okay?
Kratos was literally half right.
It's that box that you have to take to turn.
What's it called though?
I don't know.
I haven't got to turn with a full bow, but I know the box.
Kratos falls best guess and I'll give Kratos half a point.
Kratos, any idea?
Is it just called the escapee kratey?
I'm gonna say a name. I don't think it's right. Is it the ticket? No, the answer I was looking for is the terror group evidence case
Yeah, I mean you yeah, you are right. I don't know where I don't know what so lemon was thinking of
I'm hungry.
He wants a slice of cheese, burger cheese, isn't he?
Yeah, I'll give you a half a point.
I'll give you a half a point.
I tried. At least one was better than the A-way 2, and he couldn't even say that, so...
Escaping, creating, is the wildest thing I've ever heard, by the way.
I'm gonna get this clip, it's gonna go on print, and be like, add Nikita, add Nikita, please rename.
game. Please read in please.
It's the law somehow. Yeah.
Crazy, crazy, crazy. It makes sense. It's a Krayte for escaping.
Yeah. Kenan, that's the streamer item. So it's...
Crazy, crazy, crazy. Alright, scores on the doors then.
Lemon 27, create us on 19.5 and false on
18 points. Okay. We've got a little bit time left
kill. So I will ask a few little bonus questions. Okay. And just to see if you can, that's a
call, hang on a second, it goes a second, it goes a second. It replies very, very quickly.
Yeah, it's very important.
Someone's message in Philbo said it got a um, USB on the scuff
Now they got three slayers from Nikita's message. I'm saying it's now chance to escape a crate. He saw I'm correct and get a point
Madness
No
Okay, here's a couple of questions that I found hidden away locked away. What weapon
has Guhar always had in his secondary main weapon slot?
Not that one.
Kratos.
PP-19.
Correct.
The task peacekeeper mission from peacekeeper, huh, requires you to kill how many scabs
while using an M1, M4A1, and you went armor.
Pen.
Sorry, I don't know.
Two seconds.
Wait, is it in total or per man?
Sloth.
One second.
Okay, I'm going to read the question again and it's going to go back open to everybody.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
The task peacekeeper mission from peacekeeper requires you to kill how many scarves and totals
using an M4A1 and UN uniform?
Sloth.
Yeah, Kratos.
60.
Incorrect.
Bob.
11.
72.
Correct.
Oh, I forgot the extra match.
Ground zero.
correct I forgot the extra map ground zero
where's the two come from it's called Matt Street's customs and a change
ground zero line I was wrong anyway he used to be ten at one point I think yeah
I feel like it was make me feel like it's ten now but I just double-check the
wiki and the wiki says 12 and it is up to date it's 12 m4 and 16 here it's an odd number weird
numbers I like to I only know it's not 10 because it says like 64% complete like when I'm looking at
it and I've got like two maps okay these are hard some hard questions okay how
many variations of the desert eagle are there available in Escape from Tarkov
raw oh I feel like you both said at the same time I'm gonna go for us is it
three incorrect sloth act I'm sorry to incorrect. There's a lot
lemon.
Five.
Correct.
Yeah, I forgot the goons on.
Can you name them lemon?
No.
Wow. It's the L5, the L6, the L6 WTS, the MK14 and the L5 357.
All right.
I can't believe I got a cord of sloth.
I mean, it keeps saying the name sloth. Sorry, I was looking at Sid.
My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad.
All right. All right, all right, all right.
I mean, yeah, crispy, crispy sloth.
In fact, in fact, we should have, we should have renamed it like Krispy's Lock, you know.
Yeah. Yeah. Rebranding. Rebrand incoming. Yeah.
Let's be honest, it's better than Yonka of it. Yeah, Krispy, Krispy said maybe or said 11.
I don't know. We could cover something unique here. It's quite fun.
All right, next question, next question. Which streets of Tarkov AI has the possibility of
having a red rebel ice pick and then melee weapon slot?
Stalk. Kratos.
Ah, Gus. It's correct.
Bam. I know Bash has John B. Gus has Red Rebel.
Yeah, that's good. Which eyewear provides the most resistance from a flashbang?
Lemon.
That's what it is.
Correct.
This one requires some extra, extra, brand power.
Alright. Extra, extra brand power.
Which is the highest penetrating 7x62x25 ammunition?
So what is the highest penetrating 7x62x25 ammunition?
I'm going to say the wrong ammo.
Yeah, same.
What comes to go if you can elaborate.
Um, quite a few.
7.62 by 24.
I can't even think we're done.
I'm going to pass because I don't want to make a fool of myself and say like M6
2 and something stupid like that. I honestly can't think of what the 25. Yeah it's
stumped in me. Any any any any any best guesses? Is it I because I might be
being really dumb is I think it's for the PPSH. Is it the M855A1? Because there's new
rounds added.
No.
It's not that.
That doesn't go in a lot of guns either. So if it goes in a lot of guns.
So I'm going to say sloth.
I'm going to sidetrack here. See the ammo tab again?
M855A1.
No.
one. No, seven, seven point six to you by 25.
Is it? Yes. Oh, I see what you're saying. No, is that no, no,
okay. So that means it's got to be the curve of a thinking
cannon. So I'm going to say sloth 993.
No.
SNB.
No, PSTG ZH.
I don't even know what title we're talking about.
honest. Is it DSVDS kind of a no it's a pistol. That's what I'm
thinking. That's what PST 7 6 2 7 by 6 to 7.6 2 by 25
millimeter. Is a is a is a pistol round, which can be found
in the macrov.
Who are you?
That's...
Yeah, as I say, it's...
It wasn't the TT, PPSH as well.
Oh, so it does go to the PPSH.
Yeah.
That's the height of 45.
Yeah. The two guns I've never touched sound like that ammo exists.
I mean, I...
I'm sure Crispy's an his right then.
Is it 95, 58?
Is it the PPSH?
I've looked at the wiki because I thought that was.
I need to have 995 bullets that have 37 pen, but I've never seen them.
Wow.
But a loot only.
Wow.
Does that mean... wow.
Wow, okay, well, you know what that means?
It's a school day.
You know what that means?
No one gets a point.
That means I'm wrong.
Basically.
It sucks to be...
It sucks to be you guys.
I guess no one gets a point.
I guess everyone gets a point, sorry.
We learn.
Yeah, everyone gets a point, GG.
I get no points.
Everyone gets a point other than lemon.
I'm pretty sure that was the highest before last wipe.
Do you know what's a really fun question?
It's a bonus question as well.
Okay.
The question is, what level am I in game right now?
No, I'm joking. Don't ask that.
We need to get some bonus.
Did you do the tutorial?
No, I didn't do the tutorial.
Why doesn't Taro then?
He's a count, so he's a count.
I tried to log in.
I just tried.
I was 45.
I just tried to log in to the game, but it was like, your account is still locked for
security reasons.
I was like, feels...
He's definitely 45 because he unlocked Intimidator and was like, what?
Yeah.
No, I was 45.
I was 45.
Feels bad.
That is all the time left on the old talk of trivia.
I know that, actually I think we are,
hold on a few seconds, let me check my schedule
because there's lots of things.
I've got so many tabs open Jens tonight,
you've got no idea.
The level of scuff that's going on right now
is like scuff, like it's wild.
All right, okay, it's Preppy.
Preppy!
It's Preppy's fault.
Preppy's fault.
Preppy, do us a favor, press that button please.
much love thank you goodbye disappear from chat and go press a button love you love you bye
all right you should understand that hopefully all right no seriously gents thank you so much
for taking part this evening apologies for being a little bit scoffed the normal um but i appreciate
your time appreciate your efforts lemon you somehow won this was 30 that's crazy by the way
create us in on 21.5 and i think it's us as well i don't think you should get any prizes
and false, false you got 19 points. I'm happy for you false because you were on zero and honestly
I'd have been really upset if you had finished on zero because that means you have to do some sort
of life forfeit like rundown. I feel like it would have been better to finish on zero because that
would be special because no one else could accomplish that. No one else could be that bad.
I mean, I've seen some of the names that are coming up on Tarkov trivia throughout the
the weekend. There's like some names on there that I'm just like, okay, we'll see how it
goes. But okay, we'll see how it goes. I appreciate your time. You guys stream, right?
Question mark?
I used to. I might be getting back into it. We'll see.
Okay. Okay. Okay. And first.
I took a break from coming back in January.
Okay. Coming back in January. So it's the next resolution.
Next month, next month you guys can be found by chat and get some streaming done all the good stuff and all the good things and things and what's inside. Yeah
Anyways, we're just Barbara now, but it's all good fun. I'm just disappointed for there was no words
I was looking forward to that. No words. I know
No, I'm awful at them say
That's where I was getting my points from.
Oh, that's all good, it's all good.
Right, Gents, thank you so much for your time,
but I really do appreciate it.
I beat up in discord and I will join you in just a moment,
all right, but take care and we'll speak again soon.
All right?
Thank you.
Much love.
All right, chat.
This is it for this evening.
Thank you so much for being here with us.
We're just gonna do a quick beer or basque green
whilst we do make the next stream with that we're going to quickly set everything up on
our last minute thing. Apologies for this afternoon. It's not my fault, but obviously
some of you already know what happened with my account. We're hoping to get that by Monday,
but tomorrow we have got the pinnacle tournaments all weekend. We've got the final two days
of the the NA pinnacle event and then we do go into um park of TV as well and hopefully by Monday
my account will be back to normal and we will uh we'll we'll knock that out the park and uh yeah
we'll get some talk off back in action and we'll get capra and start the main game stuff uh
scab bingo honestly really wanted scab bingo to happen today unfortunately we weren't given
the the accounts needed so scab bingo should be back on monday i'm going to chase that up and then
next week it's going to be scab bingo week yeah fingers crossed fingers crossed fingers crossed
but tomorrow we start off for home plays talk off we'll probably get connor involved to do that
then we've got any pinnacle and then some ending with some home plays talk off as well
which will be connor or snorlax or whoever wants to donate their time to the stream
there won't be any bsg channel in the morning because remember we've got talk off tv and
Nikita is going to make an appearance, he's going to tell us some good news hopefully.
And then on Sunday we'll be back with the SG channel with some more streamer interviews and
some more giveaways. Giveaways are still going to be happening every day. Tomorrow I think there's
an unheard key off the check and we've got some more drips as all sorts to give away. But
much love to everybody. We will run, like I say, we will run just a bit right back and
whilst the next stream is being set up and we'll get you over and I'll see you again tomorrow.
So take care, thanks for being here, and much love!
Thanks for watching!