Thank you.
you
Thank you.
you
Thank you.
you
I
What are we going to do?
I'm not fake small women
Yeah, I'm a liar that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up when I'm better
Oh, there's so much to see in a lifetime
So why does it feel like it flies by?
She said I need an open wide eyes
But the crew won't let me get in touch
Oh
I
That's me bro, yes, it is.
It's me, Link.
I dropped the bait, I dropped the bait!
I dropped the bait!
Go, go, go, go, go!
It's your boat.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yo catch!
Good morning gentlemen and ladies!
Good morning everybody, hello!
Hello! Good day!
Good day. What's going on? Is the camera a little closer than usual or is it just me?
Now you've just gained weight. All right. Well, we changed the OBS. Everything is now changed.
So hopefully, when we start the tube stream, it actually works. Hopefully.
Hopefully chat my night last night was fucking horrible
I'm gonna be honest if Haley ever leaves me
Gentlemen, I might just call it quits and a video game of course. It's been fucking hell
You know, you don't understand how much of a child you are
Until your wife goes on vacation with her family and then it just all falls apart
It's all falling apart yesterday. I had a sign for a package
The fuck is that you know got lawn guys coming to the front door it
Hey, would you like this or that I don't fucking know
What do I look like a grown man?
You know
Last night I'm laying down. I'm sleeping
My dog wakes me up, Duke, God, Duke wakes me up at 3.15 in the morning, doing the redneck
shuffle on my legs.
I go, you got to go poop.
I open up the door, goes outside, comes back inside, I'm like, man, I got to go pee or
something.
My goodness.
in, I'm walking to the toilet, there's two dog turns, two, not one, two, one, one here,
one there, do preemptively shit and then woke me up to take him outside. He lucky I didn't
have a knife. You know what I mean? He lucky. Hey, he lucky. I
didn't have a caller. I would have fucking let him have it.
Luckily, I love my dog. So I did it. Luckily, I wanted to
the devil on my shoulder told me to order it. I did it.
Lay back down, I go to sleep. 5am rolls around. There he
He goes again, dancing.
Take him outside again, 6.15 rolls around.
Take him outside again, 7.45 takes,
so I text my wife.
I'm like, Haley, there's no way this is a nightly occurrence.
Yeah, he has a small bladder.
Hot.
How do you live like this?
And the worst part is, is I've been nervous about blue.
Dude, look, look, I'm stressed it out.
Look at the acne.
She needs to come home quick.
When she gets here, I'm not letting her leave.
No vacation for you.
Ever again.
Gray hairs are coming out. Yep
Yeah, I'm worried about blue, you know, it's blues time of the month, you know what I mean for the S words
So I've been worried about him, you know, what look even my my lion's man is stressed out
I've been worried about blue blues been a saint
Blues been a saint
He's a heath, a piece of shh.
Anyways, long night, last night, gentlemen, long night, but I'm ready to lock it in today.
I'm ready, I'm ready to lock it in today, I'm ready to lock it in, I'm ready to have a great day.
We're going to have a fantastic, fantastic, fantastic day.
It's going to be fine.
It's going to be dandy.
I believe Drac and Niko potentially are playing with us today.
Hopefully, hopefully we will see Clip Q.
Clip Q is now up on.
Post your clips, post your clips, post your clips,
post your clips.
I thought you shaved your head, TBH.
No, no, man.
No.
Why didn't I wake up for play with peanut last night guys I guys guys
How could you listen to what I just told you and ask me that question guys it has been hell
It has been hell
Hell I tell you how
been hell
But you ratted me on Stella Montes seed vault extract. Oh my gosh. Oh
Oh my gosh. No, bro. I didn't. I get a text last night from Nick Merks. Would you like
to know what he texted me? Yesterday at 10.02 p.m. Brother, are you a cam soda friends?
I said, yeah, I know him. What happened? I'm thinking, you know, something happened.
He's getting canceled or something, you know, I thought that it's I instantly thought he was getting canceled canceled
I mean it's a ticking time bomb. You know what? I mean, that's he's like your friend
Tim so does like having a friend
That went to prison
And like you like them, you know, the Lord says in the Bible to give people second chances, you know what I mean
You know what I'm saying? So yeah, you know you you still friends with him
But you know he's gonna murder somebody, you know what I'm saying? You just open it
You just open it at you
But I know cam soda a ticking time bomb
You know what I mean, but he just hasn't done anything yet. You know what I'm saying? Anyways
Yeah, I know him what happened I
Open up design stream and
This motherfucking cam has a second account
named
hutch MF and
They are doing some demonic shit
Godspeed bro your rep is now shot
Ha ha ha ha fucking motherfucker
Not that it's incredibly up of course Nick has to give me a jab
I mean it's already bad of course Nick Merck has to give me a jab as well not that it was exactly up
But yeah, GG's.
So I guess Kim has a second account.
And that guy in chat, you got ratted by him.
And now you're here mad at me for him ratting you.
God, this world we living in is a piece of shit.
Piece of shit.
Why is it me?
Why couldn't you?
Ah, fuck.
Watch some clips.
I really hate to be the dude that fucks with us.
You think?
I mean, hell.
Yeah, buddy.
It's like looking at, at, at Sam and Ninja talking,
you know what I mean?
It's like looking at Sam and Ninja talking.
Oh wait, I got wait, wait, wait, wait!
Got him!
Hey, you know, what are you?
LeBron James!
SHIT!
Did you see that? Did you see that?
AAAAAAAAAYYYY
THAT'S RIGHT!
Hold up, I've got something to read, hold up, I've got something to read.
First time chat you have killed this game every raid all I hear is group all fun and games until you screwed up for a basic quest
Get your bread and wide this train, but you ruin the community bro
Yeah, but you're right over there man, oh
You really mean that
Haters make us famous. Do you really?
Good say it isn't so
It is so
Wait
Second are you gonna get over this dude? I'll let me contemplate for a second
Let me think about it for a second. Have you considered fucking yourself
What the fuck what are you doing here?
What the fuck? What are you doing here?
Oh, oh, God. Oh, God.
What the- What the fuck?
What just happened?
And how many can you drink before it becomes a problem?
Well, the FDA's acceptable daily allowance says that you can eat 50 milligrams of aspartame
per kilogram of body weight per day, every day, for the rest of your life with no harmful effects.
You weigh 80 kilos, you can eat this much aspartame-
Fuck outta here. Fuck you. How about that?
I can't even know that.
Came a million tomorrow.
YouTube stream is gonna go up after-
I need to see you jumping three million.
No, he farmed a little bit.
Oh, good for him. Good for him.
Good for him, that's good for him.
I think Tim had it in him.
I thought he sucked.
It was ass, it was fat.
I mean all those above his trail.
Then how do you get a million?
I think Hutch dropped him a mill.
Hutch is also terrible in fact.
I don't Hutch get a million.
I'm following this paper trail.
I think free kids.
Oh, gosh.
Peanut will and can never beat me in any game that exists currently.
Maybe if there was a game that was made for armless and legless.
Maybe if there was a game that was made for idiots, but that game does not exist.
And he cannot beat me at anything ever.
Anything, you know what?
He can't beat me at one thing.
Being a pussy.
That's the only thing he could beat me at nothing else.
Nothing else. He can't be mad shit
He can't be mad shit yeah, just texted me we are only 6k followers away from being at
500k followers on twitch everyone tell your mom to follow me, please
All right, what do we have here we have
Do you see an interesting one Zimmer
I think there are all these.
What?
How about a shave whole face?
I want to see you.
Let's talk.
Various.
What's going on?
But how you doing?
What's going on?
How you doing today, man?
Close.
Well, yeah, if you have OBS open, it doesn't work.
There it is.
Damn you're handsome.
Thank you.
I was the one who said I would shave my eyebrows.
Oh my god comment. Oh
This fucking Dennis from GTA is this is this fucking worm
What is he this is what's happened to my Rangers
This is what has happened to my Rangers since I've been gone. This is where we're at
Oh my God, there it is. There it is. Fucking is isn't it?
This is where we're at. Can I see your beard without the mic in the way?
Can you see it? Okay. All right. Yeah, I'll just try to get a good glimpse of it.
All right. All right. What's the purpose of this?
I
Feared mustache
Eyebrows, no thing dude
And you ain't gotta worry about me going to work cuz I work right here, brother. Damn
You got no face cam meetings none of that
Nope, you know, I mean
I'm a GTA RP player man. Okay. Okay. You're hippo, right?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now. I'm connecting the dots. Oh
Oh, yeah, so I'm right here all day all right. All right. Okay
Oh, yes, I didn't see that I didn't see it
You guys see that you guys see that it was apparently a DJ that put they put us up on the big screen
doing their performance. Take a little peep at this gentleman. Take a little peep at this bad boy.
Right, right here. Right, right here. Take a little peep at this gentleman. Take a little peep at this.
That is so cool!
Alright great club, that was awesome.
I
Get some
God forbid
Hey, he's making walls again, dude, where does this fucking head come on man?
It's Harry's down in the wall down
Are you friendly?
That doesn't seem friendly at all. I'm not for you. If I revive you will you become my platonic minion?
But I'm safe you know. It doesn't matter. It works more than your kit.
I'll put you down in the most humane way possible. I know how. I'll see you back in Spurron.
My first time doing this, I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna be honest, I thought this was gonna be faster.
I promise I'm a nice guy.
Goddamn!
Oh my gosh
Fucking had this train perfect
Trying to tell me and all this man
There's no room left for trained weapon of destruction
I didn't even watch that
You're trying to tell me and all this man military
There's no room left for trained weapon of destruction
Who didn't dance legs?
Hey, who am I? Who am I?
What?
Well, that's right!
You got it, you need way more juice
Oh my god, pull my gun!
Oh fuck, hey, hold on, let me pull my gun
Oh my god! Oh fuck! Wait, hold on! Let me pull out my gun!
Oh fuck!
You think he's a funny guy, don't you?
You think you're a little funny guy or something?
All right, Summit. All right, Summit. You're on my list.
Listen guys, what the fuck?
You think that was close enough?
Well, I see it, bro. That's crazy.
You had a first shot.
I see you're not shooting me.
Oh, it's crazy that's crazy. I just fucking shot you in your fucking face motherfucker
you
I
Scaffold
Oh my gosh, imagine getting noise makers up here.
That's what I'm saying.
That's like, what's the real dream.
Oh, good night.
But you'd have to build like a staircase.
Yeah.
Even a while back, I said you could- Yeah, no, I know, bro.
Oh, fuck.
I didn't know you could build- I thought you had to go up like a wall as a staircase.
Okay, so technically, we could build from there.
You could build noise maker noise maker noise maker place it while you're on it though
Give me give me off these fucking clips. Get me. Give me off these clips. Oh my god. Oh my goodness gracious
I'm starting the YouTube stream. We're done with clips
bro
This guy is such a piece of shit. Oh
My gosh, everyone's gonna hate me for sure for sure
For sure everyone's gonna fucking hate me yeah, bad news YouTube stop working still
Oh, it worked it worked we're good YouTube, okay, nice
All right, it worked
it worked
Nice nice
All right
Yep
Yep, yep, all right, all good there, all good there, all good there, okay, gentlemen, you
guys ready to have a great day today?
Are we ready to have a great day today?
No, Pina doesn't stream on Sundays.
Are we ready to have a great day?
I'm ready to have a great day.
Are you ready to have a great day?
God bless it.
Good morning.
Good morning, everyone.
All right.
Uh,
we
do not
grab
Nico
first
of his name.
Third
of his kin. Night of the controller realm. Saviour of the dragons. Alright. Alright, so
Drac is currently getting breakfast. Breakfast! Drac is getting breakfast! And hopefully Niko
So join us as well, all right?
That's our crew for the day.
If you could put a syringe on Ivy in your arm
and have it drip die out of her coat
so you didn't have to get up every 10 minutes, would you?
Yes, yes I would.
Yes, absolutely.
That would be a blessing to be honest.
All right, we ended yesterday.
The beginning of our day yesterday was fantastic.
The ending of our day yesterday was not as good.
We ended with six million, basically even.
I think we were up, got you.
Thank you, Geff.
Let me, my brain can't process what that is right now.
Yo, Crop, thank you so much for the five gifted, the five gifted goop, thank you for
the 21, trading for the 15 months, log dog, thank you for the thousand bits.
And yes, the answer is yes.
Thank you for the five gifted as well check we get some dubs in here for the gift is okay as I was saying six point
Well, what were we up to six point two?
six point three
Well, we ended with six not bad
not bad
Not bad day
We were up. We were down, you know
We were up. We were down
Where are we currently let me look
We need meds when he meds in a bad way
That's what we need to go and do we have durable cloth
Me check on my chicken
How much cloth can we make good amount?
All right, we need to go to buried city. Let's go get some cloth
Then we go to space not space damn get some actually baby spaceport
Space where it might actually be better. I don't know. We'll see.
Get our trigger grenades, get our fireballs, and then we're ready for the day.
And then we're ready for the day.
Yep, still no nips.
Then we're ready for the day.
the negative, yep. Didn't end in a negative. So I'm gonna test it out for the wallpaper.
He ended up getting 5 million last night what peanut did nah, ha ha nice nice
Nice
Peanut finished at 5.8
From a cheater wait, what do you mean from a cheater?
Why does the stream seem darker
What?
What the fuck?
I have no idea
Just the two of us.
I'm for you guys, okay?
Perfect.
Perfect!
Oh my gosh, late raid.
Oh no, it's a late raid.
It's all gonna be gone.
I know it is, bro.
Fuck.
Mother fuckers.
All gone.
All the mealings, all the mealings gone.
All the mule is gone.
Someone is extracting.
Go to them.
Dude, all of it is gone, bro.
These motherfuckers.
No, we can't surrender.
We can't leave our journey early.
Oh my gosh jumped off the ledge oh
oh yeah you want to fuck me nice good good
He was not very happy. He was not very happy. At all.
Damn staff room.
Alright, let's reset. We'll come back for some meal then. Honestly, we'll probably just take
this kit. What the hell is that? Oh my god. Fuck you, Hutch. Don't shoot people from
behind. I will always take my opportunity to shoot someone from behind. I don't care.
Raise it!
Spaceport Trench Powers for Infinite Mielin.
Is it really that good down there for the meal and is it actually that good?
Five to six the axe okay hold on hold on chat might be cooking
Chat might be cooking hold on we'll go we'll go
This shit out here All right, we're going we're going we're
going old renegade and an old Toro we don't really need a Toro to be honest to be honest
we don't really need a Toro we use the stitch old stitch daddy and we are not repairing
either of them
i refuse
need to keep all that
you look like you need to do it
oh
bro what is peanut doing awake this early
Is this guy sleep? What time did he end stream last night?
Need some sleep.
Just two of us. Oh my God, I need batteries as well. Holy Shiza.
All right guys, I'm really trusting you on this whole it's there's gonna be a lot of mule and down there calm
Okay, if it's not true
We're fighting all of us in a mosh pit
730 we're fighting okay, it's we'll let all of you know that
You put your life on the line here. Hell. I might I might hand out bands. I don't know I might
It better be juiced
Dude, I have, bro, I did not realize how bad our games went yesterday with Drak, I didn't.
Good, we got stomped.
Holy Shiza.
All right, let's go, go check it out.
Go check it out.
Baseball trench.
Yep.
Pina Sada for that big tunnel's breakfast.
Yeah, baby.
What's the point in grinding today of everything resets?
I'm not grinding.
We're just trying, we're literally trying to get meds for Reset tonight.
That's all we're doing.
Umm...
Well, it resets for us because we're doing the expedition.
Big Meach, take over the 14 months.
We're doing the expedition, so we lose a lot.
Doing normal stream and then getting on with wipe happens?
Yeah, that's the plan.
Yep, that's the plan.
I plan on being on really early tomorrow.
Benefit of doing the expedition, so like you already have like perks.
By doing the expedition you get five extra perks, like perk points, and then you get
extra inventory space as well. I literally do it just for the inventory space to be honest.
The perk points are just like, uh, you know, icing on top.
I'm friendly you fucking asshole
Oh!
What?
Everybody listen, he shot first!
Yep, yep, yep, yep, get over here, get over here, get over here, take this, motherfuckers.
He's a shit. I'm gonna get shot, I know I am.
Yo, sir, I have one of my loot, sir.
Dude, everyone's rockin' white bandages.
Ha ha ha ha
Little piece of shit
All right, let's go get some meal in
We really just need meal in and then we need out what's it called somewhere good
No, it doesn't reset at 3 p.m. today. It's like 3 a.m.
I'm done. Please God, please fucking climb. Fucking climb!
Oh
Where the fuck were you your shit, and you fucking suck I hate this fucking map
Sorry about that sorry about that
Bro space port literally is a fucking dog shit map straight up on jaw
on
Johnson the map is horrendous
on full blown Johnson the worst map in the game the worst map I don't know why
I'm going there I'm going back it is what it is I got no control over my body
but God I hate that fucking map I fucking hate it what do we use what do we
use we just rock of any I think we just rock of any straight up on Johnson
Dude, I hate that map.
I hate it.
Back again?
Let's go there, bro.
We have no batteries.
Oh, Celeste.
Come on in.
You dirty dog, Celeste, you give me my motherfucking shield.
You know what we should have done? We should have said screw the mule in. We should have
went and got what's it called instead. Batteries. That's what we should have done. We also
I don't need to bring stimmies.
Good to see you, champ.
Alright.
There's a hole.
Let's go and have fun on this terrible fucking map.
Let's go grab some mule and...
Hey hutch just snagged an autographed card of you off of ebay really?
Yo appreciate that can I tell you a story? Let me tell you a story those cards used to be worth like three dollars two dollars and
Then one of my buddies his name's Judd
Decided he him and his community were gonna buy all of my cards and
price
What is it called where you buy it all just to increase the price?
So then my grandmother texts me. Yes, you know, it's how to text off of her iPad my
Grandmother texts me and goes hey, honey. I was trying to get one of your cards. Do you know why they're $30 on eBay? I
Said grandma just wait a minute. Let me text my buddy. I think he was he bought a bunch of them
I can get him to send you one. So I text Judd. You know what Judd texts me back?
Hey, Hudge, currently they're going for about $28. I'll sell it to you for 15.
I fucking hate him. I fucking hate him, bro.
No, he said I'll sell it to your grandma for 15. He's a piece of shit. He's a piece of shit. He's a piece of shit.
is a piece of shit play with Nate and Sam Sam is uh they're playing with Ninja
I believe correct like they're playing with the old ninja
Oh, we had to go to church.
Well I went in, Jack, can I tell you something, I went into that chat earlier today, I went
into Sim's chat and I said, hey, Hoppa's home, Hoppa's home.
You know what he did?
Ignored the message.
He ignored the message.
Do you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get a platoon of shooters for the day.
And we're gonna put them down like the dogs that they are.
That's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna kill them.
Or we're gonna die and it's gonna be embarrassing.
Shark, take him to the tin, get dead!
Thank you!
Welcome!
Well, I know Drax coming.
Jack's currently eating breakfast.
Currently eating breakfast.
Oh my God.
Oh wait, you saw me, right?
Brother, I can't see fucking anything.
Oh, there he is.
Let him go on his merry way eyes on the prize eyes on the mule
Yes, Drac is joining. I don't know if Nico is joining
chat over under what's the poly market reading on if they're gonna nerf
fireballs tomorrow trigger grenades what do you guys think dude I'm really hoping
they sneak it in there
Really, none of you guys think so?
They're off until next year, but yeah, but there's always that one guy who parents never
loved them, who maybe will still be in the studio, you know what I mean?
And maybe he'll do it, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know.
In Europe people take their time off.
laser beamed
is that like a thing in Europe? like time off is like oh yeah I'm gonna take my fucking time off
I like that just an everywhere thing.
You took his one processor, uh, yeah, shit ain't sweet on me on these streets.
Compton, this spaceport, you know.
I take his life for the lint in his pocket at this point.
West Ieed!
All right, where's all this mule in you guys have been telling me about?
Okay, one mule in.
Go ahead and create our stack of love.
Two mulein, just a gracious mulein farmer.
Just a mulein farmer, don't mind me.
Three mulein.
Four mulein.
I think Matt said it best bro dude that's when like in my opinion hear me out here in
my opinion you know five you'll in you go hey guys we've made a hundred and fifty million
dollars we'll pay some double overtime if you know y'all stay in the office I think
There's gotta be somebody who say yes.
I'd say yes.
You shitting me?
I got a
What a hell's the mule in
Do I keep going this way to the whole trench
Go back you missed to that
Where?
Y'all got them eagle eyes?
Or did I miss the other mule then?
What the hell is it?
In the middle?
Are y'all smoking the reefer?
Are you guys smoking the reefer?
Muleman!
Good coms!
Dude, it was head and it was camouflage.
Oh, I am not!
I'm doing methamphetamines!
21 months, just a few months away from two years.
Hey, my man, appreciate you big dog.
Thank you, Closter.
Viper, take him at 18.
I need the bandages, please.
Oh please, I said I need the bandages, please, oh please.
Did I disturb those birds?
shaker for the time shaker for the time
I have almost one stack of meal in.
I would much rather do this on Buried City.
Oh my gosh, that's a Bastion.
Excuse me, Mr. Bastion, just looking for some meal in?
I want no beef here.
Oh my god, there's meal in right there.
How are we going to get to that boulder?
Hmm
Oh
Get out of here you little fucking demon
Oh my gosh, there's two milling.
But they're right in the middle.
Okay, we have a- oh my gosh, a tagging grenade, it's not even what I want to use.
Are you shitting me?
Get outta here!
Get out of here!
Don't turn around.
And the other meal in?
The greatest cave
And we're out and we're fucking out beautiful all right millen achieved
Now do we head over here and get you people after the departure building do people actively
Get those sensors and stuff. I feel like they don't we're heading over there
We're heading over there. We're going to go get some more sensors.
Sim's looking for me. Tell Sim I'm playing with Drac today.
I was in his chat earlier.
He don't know Waldme for Ninja. It is what it is. I respect the game.
But I'm playing with Drac now.
And to be honest, I told Drac I was going to play yesterday too.
Oh no.
Oh my god, go inside.
I heard something.
Niko's joining as well?
Oh my gosh.
Alexa, play the Avengers clip from the last movie.
Oh my gosh, some of you guys have me on in your living room, you're Alexa's listening.
Alexa!
Play Police Sirens!
Oh my gosh, I forgot I have an Alexa. It's currently playing the fucking Avengers movie.
I gotta go turn that off.
Alexa stop! Oh my gosh, Alexa is blaring in my fucking living room. This is, this, this
has, God bless it, damn it. Do you guys hear it? How does it hear me say that, but it doesn't
hear me say stop how does that work oh my god everyone's fucking dead I can hear it
blaring my dogs are probably going what the hell is going on dude it is
He's belaring. Oh my goodness gracious.
I can hear it burn!
This has not gone to plan.
Alexa!
Okay, it heard me that side.
It heard me that side.
Sorry about that everybody, I learned my lesson, sorry about that.
I'm sitting in the bathroom for some reason, I'm hearing sirens right now.
Sorry about that.
Having a little bit of fun over here.
Just having a little bit of fun over here.
how about that
happy birthday to sin
happy birthday
you let him know my birthday present for him will be me taking his loot if he
steps in trio lobbies
because i got a list full of kilos
i got a group full of kilos
I want to chop.
Bro, my kids are still sleeping and my Alexa just started to play sirens.
I have you on the TV in the bedroom.
I am so okay.
All right.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Tana Montana once sung a song about that
Everybody makes mistakes everybody has those days. This was a mistake from your boy. I apologize
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. That's all me
That one that yeah
Yeah
Yeah, that's on me. That's all me
Yeah, that's all me
I can't believe my Alex is starting playing music, that's so funny.
Alright, a little bit of money, a little bit of money, a little bit of money.
bit of that, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Alright, shed this. Shed this,
grab that. Let's go Faro. Shotgun. And then Jolts. Jolts. Crap those. Crap all of these.
And then craft all of these
That gun it
All right, we got some bandos not a lot though honestly, we'll probably need to do another run and then I
Don't plan on using these unless my life absolutely depends on it
We need stimmies then we're good to go
The door is always open for you.
Let's go!
Oh my god.
You've got coin, I've got weapons.
Shut up!
Shut up, all you do is scan me. I don't want to hear nothing from you.
Wait, did I grab a... I did it. One moment.
I should have kept my sensors. Dang! Boom it!
It's alright, we'll get more of this run.
Symphony don't own walled. What's symphony say?
I told you guys, I'm not playing with Sim today.
I'm playing with Nico and Drac.
Ba da da, ba da da, da da da.
The fuck am I looking at?
Sorry, I was responding to P.E.A.N.
Where was you last night, no rat attack?
Man, my wife left me.
My wife left me for a cruise, not anything, just for a cruise.
It feels like she left me, period, to be honest.
So I've been having to deal with these dogs.
Shit, bro.
Let me tell you, they some fucking demons.
You know, I...
For me, these dogs, they've always been, you know, nice, sweet and kind.
Then my wife left, they're shitting on the floor.
They're attacking each other.
It's hell here, alright?
it's hell here
it ain't getting better
it's hell here
so i was last night dealing with my dog
i was just shitting
so you know i
i wanted to be there but i couldn't
separation anxiety ass straight up
duke is like really really bad bro
duke's really bad
when hailey leaves he just loses his fucking mind
Blue, Haley don't give a fuck about her.
But my Duke? Oh my gosh, bro.
CAN I PLAY THE GAME? CAN I PLAY THE FUCKING GAME?
CAN I PLAY THE GAME? CAN I PLAY THE GAME?
THE HELL'S HAPPENING?
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Oh my god.
Oh no!
Fuck you!
Run! Run! Run!
Run!
Hey, man, you got a D-Fib down there?
active you got a deep in man oh my god please help me lord
what's going on yep yep yeah yeah yeah same thing happened to me yeah
Yeah, what'd you see over there?
What'd you see over here?
Hey, what's going on, man?
It's Charlie going to war with this sniper.
And uh, what's going on?
Cryptic, cryptic, may I say you're looking wonderful today.
Hold on, put the gun down.
Wait up, cryptic, wait up.
Stop trying to piss me off.
Thank you so much.
You done fucked up now.
Yeah!
I love you give me a lot. Thank you
Lutom I got you back
Good good fuck that guy fuck that guy. Oh
My gosh, you coming up here
Did he shoot you
Hey, what's going on? We're just here. This guy saved my life. The other guy tried to
murder me because he is a demon. Thank you. I'm putting jolt mines up here. Be careful.
Fuckin' yes!
Here goes my hero!
Watch it! Here goes!
Damn it!
I feel like I always saw me and he goes oh shit.
Little bitch.
Oh, yeah come on in.
I'm just getting processes.
There's some matter as-
What are you doing?
What do you think that guy's doing right now?
You know he's in the stream.
He's not saying anything
because he knows if he opens up his mouth
I will let him have it.
He knows.
Rubber duck
Little piece of shit go to school go to school
It's Sunday and winter break well fucking go get a job wait, I don't have a job
Good all right you win it is what it is
Yeah
You got me there you got me there you got me there
Go to church
That was a good one. Thank you for the assist there, Chad. Thank you for the assist.
Thank you for the assist, gentlemen.
Hey person down there you friendly
alright he's not friendly he's not
friendly hey be careful over there man
we got a third person coming up here
Cooling fan.
Jack, are you ready?
well he's fucking dead
All right, I'm heading out. Good luck
Geez bro
this will fucking asshole again
get out of here!
pull!
oh that rocket gear is not
well, that guy got murdered
got murdered you know it is what it is survival of the fittest survival of the
fittest you should have left earlier you should have left earlier and ain't on
me I ain't saving them I ain't got no dfib
ball David the tier one dodgy David 250 bits John Wick
Scash, Closter, and Viper Thief of the Sub.
Survival of the Fattest, Snow the Fittest.
Oh, he says shit.
Jerry, I hope it goes well, man.
Ray-Ray!
Great raid!
Fantastic raid!
Not bad, not too shabby!
Not too shabby!
Shale?
Shale!
Okay.
One more sensor run, one more battery run, that would be all the ones we need for the day.
And then one meal and run and we're ready to rock.
And we are ready to rock.
There's that.
There's this.
All right chat. I'm playing a song. I'm using the restroom and I'm checking to make sure my dog has it shit on the floor
I will be right back
dance
Well, here, get the glue.
Alright, I'm back!
Let's ride!
Let's go!
Wait, YouTuber, are you hearing the music?
Oh shit well there goes the fucking YouTube Vod
Delete the fucking YouTube Vod Gav son of a it's all falling apart
It's all falling apart I'm gonna get DMCA to fucking Kingdom come
GGs YouTube GGs
Let me text Gav
The audio for YouTube is not split anymore.
I just played Big X.
I'm fucked.
Daggonit.
Shit.
Hope Gap takes me back.
I heard LOL.
I can chat. I don't think you guys understand.
Okay, YouTube chat. You guys don't understand, boys.
We can literally get summited from the platform
for playing DMCA music over there.
there and they DMCA you in real time
shit shit it would have deals so you know what it is when I saw you walk away
I knew it was over. Oh my god. I like it.
DMCA is a joke, bro. It's so stupid.
It's literally so stupid. I hate it
How dare musicians want to get paid for their music, can you believe them the audacity unbelievable
Why am I getting ads on my own fucking channel?
This is even- what is happening?
WGav in the chat, WGav in the- oh my god.
Get out of here!
Good news is that I just got my, and it's pretty cool, it's pretty cool, alright.
Let's have a little pretty cool moment.
Doing this shit for a while now, you know, doing this shit for a while now.
You just got our YouTube play button, which is pretty, like if you think about it, it's
pretty insane.
Especially for someone like me. I mean bro, I've been making YouTube videos
I missed fuck me
oh boy there was a guy on the roof shooting at ya he's no longer with us I got him
almost through that fight i'm not going to lie that i'd
almost through that fucking fight
also i think the guys underneath think that i'm this comeback
so this is probably not going to end well
bro i swear sometimes i'll shoot my shotgun
and the bullets just disappear
it just completely disappear
Well listen there was a guy on the roof that shot at you.
I killed that guy.
Hello.
What's up guys? So are we cool or are we not cool?
Yes. Yes, it is me. It is me.
Yep. Yep. Down in the trenches.
Why'd you say it like that? Now I'm thinking you're not so cool.
No, I don't know who, I'm good.
That's not very confident.
I'm not worried about people.
I'm the first thing I hear.
Look at this.
What do you mean by you're not worried about me?
Like you're not worried about my skill or you're not worried about me as a person?
Listen, this is not, look at me.
I'm walking up.
yeah okay all right i'm friendly i don't even know who you are for real i don't know
i guess nah i mean that's just that's just like this uh he's like this gamer guy dude
yep yeah there's a lot of it i don't know you don't know about you know about like
You heard what I did?
I don't.
Didn't he?
Yeah, this is like, this is like the first thing that I've seen.
Behind!
Dude, Fred Lane!
Why did you say anything on your way up here, man?
That was gonna be sad, but I'll see if you got off.
Oh, that's you.
You feel?
That doesn't sound very friendly to me.
Let's have a look at how we're here.
I'm coming up the steps and I don't see people talking about it.
I feel I'm coming up the steps.
See?
Yep.
Okay, if I try to sneak y'all right in front of me when I walk up on three people that's
talking all at once.
Hey, you can look at it and go away.
You can look at it and go away.
I probably got some sugar days up in that bubble right there.
You're a good bubble.
I
Think we can trust them. Oh my god, I'm getting censors. I'm getting censors. I want their beef with nobody
this motherfucker this motherfucker
I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it
I think a voice from the game, I'm like 3, it's like a big cutoff.
Holy shit, there's a lot of people here.
No Chad, there's 40 of them.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're not making money.
They're just making some money.
We gotta get the fuck out of here, we gotta get the fuck out of here.
Way too many people there's way too many people here there's way too many people here
Oh my god
We gotta get the fuck out of there
Run!
We gotta get out of here
Go go go what the fuck
What's going on with you
Hey, Frank. Hey.
Hey, there's about...
You all good?
Yeah. No, I would have shot you if I wasn't.
There's about 47 people up there, just so you know.
That's hot.
Oh, shit.
Yep, yep. What's going on, man?
What's up, bro? Yeah, good.
I appreciate your work.
Hey, I...
Thank you so much.
I appreciate you, bro.
Thank you. Oh, my God.
Take care. Bye-bye.
You too, bro. You too.
it might be time for a name change it might be time it might be it might be
time for a name change it might be time it might be time why because I feel bad
betraying people who are like, oh it's Hutch!
Like, hey, what's going on?
You know what I mean?
I can't do that.
They know it's me, that's why we play on the internet,
so we can be scumbags and people can't hold us accountable.
You know?
Oh my- Hey, I'm Hutch!
And I'm leaving out of the extracts!
Oh my god
Yeah, friendly, just try to leave.
If I could collapse that shit.
What?
Chris Kyle!
Oh my god, it's all falling apart.
I took his fucking head off!
Oh!
You got what's going on?
I did.
I did I am just by the skin of my teeth
What about you oh, no, I'm good. Thank you. Oh
Yeah, yeah, well hey good luck on the expedition
Hell yeah, brother you too man I
Hey!
I got some motion with the English.
What can I say?
We've gotten past the whole dumpin' tea in the water thing.
Got some motion with the English.
Got a little bit of motion with the bruvz.
You know what I'm sayin'?
All right
Drag are you ready to kill everyone?
You see if he's in the court, let's see if he's in the court can't court can't corn he is
Good day good day
Hello love hello there, bro. I gotta get out of solos. I gotta get out of solos too many nice people
I'm trying to go to where the demons are
Come to papa. That's right. Where's Nico? He says 35 minutes and that was at 11.24.
It's 11.49. And at least 40 minutes. How many minutes to move that back?
All right, all right. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. We'll save him the spot. Listen, we got to have better raids than yesterday.
was God bless God bless I had to off-stream like solo
It was bad
All right, they's gonna be better
The new day knew us
Bro, you know cam soda I
Know of okay, you know of cam soda, bro. Tell me why
Nick texts me last night and he says that cam soda is running around on Stella with my name
camping extracts in the most devious locations with without what's his name
Designful
Uh-huh. Yeah, he's but they both on my hit list. I'm gonna let y'all know that right now. They both on a list
I hovered over cams like name on twitch and I saw his title said like second account
Yeah, I've never seen that so I'm guessing you
Called hutch MF. Yep called hutch MF. Yes, he was and I've already gotten three chatters today
cursing my name
Saying that I can't do yesterday
So it's going great. It's going great over here
What's your boy?
Buffet, thank you for the 14 bucks.
Trotic, thank you for the 12 bucks.
I'm almost on.
Beautiful. Are you streaming?
I literally just sat on my setup.
Are you going live?
I will.
Okay, good. Let me know when you're live on, but you guys do a stream to Gava.
Wow.
Roy and Ray, thank you for the 55 bucks.
Thank you, Guts. Oh, you gave Dobby a sock.
Oh, no, what's ever given Dobby anything.
Thank you for the entire year, thank you for the 4 months.
Dude, AJ Brown, huh?
Oh, God.
He might be, dude, I love him.
Yeah, too bad he fucked every parlay that I had, but, you know.
Did you bet his under?
No, I bet him for a TD.
Oh.
I had him and Jalen Hertz for a TD.
They've literally scored a TD over the last 8 games.
I think they have like nine TDs or 10 TDs and neither of them got a TD last night, but say one Barclay, you know
He's back. Maybe yeah, maybe yeah
Maybe maybe, you know, you never know with him broke one day. He's the goat next day
Hey, he got feet for legs, you know what I mean? He got feet for arms. I mean it just it's terrible
So hopefully hopefully he stays that way and we can ride that wind and fucking keep on keeping on yo
I'm gonna tell you this much
I'm gonna tell you this much the Cowboys game
Okay, right now
Okay, look the Rams are plus 100
Why and I think they are going to stomp the Cowboys. I might put a lot of money on it
Hold up. Let me check hard rock. I don't know if it's changed
Don't do it, bro. It's the cowboys. They're dog. She acts a plus a hundred. It's not the Rams is the Chargers
That's what I meant. Sorry. I'm a dumbass. Oh, I was gonna see the Rams
either way though
Either way, oh Nico's here. It is just a good day. Good sir
They start it is Justin Herbert. He does have a really hot girlfriend
And the last game they look strong man. They look strong
It's supposed to be a fucking money on it. I'm putting money on it
I'm putting money on we put money on
Chargers Calvars Chargers Cowboys and put money on the Chargers
As a cowboys friend, yeah, I definitely picked up I'm putting it on literally just to win
That's it. I'm just betting just heads up actually. I think I'm a do a parlay with that I
Took a money, man
You see here I
Mean there's no way Prescott doesn't throw a lot today, correct
I mean he's going to pass the fuck out of it.
The point total is 50.
They have the highest line.
The highest point total of the day.
All of Detroit does at 52.
Let's go.
50 is pretty high.
It's fucking high bro.
Yeah.
Do you think they go over 50 chat?
No way.
I don't know anything about the charge of defense.
After last night the only parlays I have are parlays that didn't include last night's cave. So it's looking really good today
We could really good today
Damn it, man. Thank you. Do I have you added?
Yeah, you do. I think I do beautiful
Let's go on a raise been
Well, I've been running solos the last raid I was gonna betray a bunch of people
But they were all like hot shit. I felt bad so I didn't
I know I am. I know I am Nico.
I'm going to tell you this, bro, the map that everyone is bringing their shit on is
buried city. Now, I know that we have buried city here, but pop up here, you know, I like
buried city.
doesn't like Barry Titty okay well I say we start with our home and then we
venture I'm done I'm down for whatever today though like I'm not I'm here for
you I'd love that from both of you if you want to go on pickaxe is only I'm
fucking down well I say we start with our home little little blue gate cold
snap really throws it
maybe we don't do cold snap out of the room
let's do a little Barry city let's do a little Barry city I need some meal and
let's grab a little bit of meal and then then we'll go first touchdown
Scorer with Romeo DOS first DD for a 16,404 odds it won
Would you put on that anonymous
Fortunately out of charity it's about okay
16,404 odds
$16,000 odds, bro. Let me get my 10% dude. Where are my 20 gifted though?
16,000 odds. $10. What is that? What is $10 a pad? How much did you win?
16 hundred God. What a play brother. Nico you streaming yet? Or are you streaming?
I just got on. Yeah. Alright perfect. I'll send you the invite.
Drackelman on your live. Okay. Yeah one game under the belt.
My controller feels like an ice cube.
There you go.
My controller feels like an ice cube.
It's so cold.
Ha ha ha ha.
OK, here we go.
I'm a little hot.
Charge the out here.
Oh, bro, I don't know if you want that from me.
Uh, for the fight.
All right, fuck it.
It's so swing right.
There's going to be a team that pushed over these houses in front of us.
It's the team that bragged us out yesterday.
Also, Nico, we were getting street stipend cheaters.
Oh, yeah.
First time playing with Nico and like, as soon as I joined, it was so bad.
So great.
The same guys I told us.
Track is low.
Yeah.
He had Jules again.
I'll turn the go up after a drag up at this game
run up to us like screaming our names oh my gosh all bro Tyler fucking crashed out and
then with the apex guys you know insights oh my gosh
I thought it was not in the front of you was not the front they moved he was
wanting to murder the voice you're so happy to see me and I was like fellas
you're nice cool bow how are you not oh yeah they were all they were all dope
yesterday I just was not in the mood at all I was like should we kill him
Well, they saw this year for sure. I walked over the roof to the lab
I'm kind of trolling with the pharaoh shotgun combo, but it might go well. I know you show that bottom up bottom up towards like
I
That's my sad better gunny I think we got chug-nated by hutch
Warped up
All right, one more guy one guy right out back he's inside he's shooting inside of him
It's so bad over here, man.
Drag, you can't get that jump,
but you're gonna be by yourself for a sec.
Oh.
I'm not gonna lie, Fallen.
You're like, you wanna go to the bottom
or you're missing.
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
I'll face check this shit.
Playing like Helen Keller right now.
Warming up.
There, I hear you.
I don't know how you're supposed to do that.
Good work, team.
Good work.
Yep.
Drafted a gap team, got LeBron, Dames.
I literally, too, I can't lie.
Wow, they were fucking poor.
Oh yeah, you see them, I got to not react.
Good kills, good kills.
Those are civilians, for sure.
Yeah, let's go get some mule.
Mule.
Oh, it's all good.
I ain't too worried about it.
are you getting about four a.m. tomorrow what I'm gonna be on early yeah I'm gonna
be on really really early I'm down to game if you guys want to probably not
four a.m. though I don't know what I'm gonna be on yeah it's craziness
oh are you waking up at four no I don't think so I was asking chat what the
over under is that they nerf this the fireballs before tomorrow everyone's
had no chance I know I've only been great on everything besides balancing
combat it's always the hardest thing you guys will go down here sure fuck me
I
Just gonna back in for you. Yeah, we did that. We did yeah, come down. Come down
Oh, sir, I cracked him got him off the button
back then
boys pushing down
behind us oh shit
behind us behind us
got one
i got one coming through
that's a big one that's a big one
i need a dragon get a dragon
another one pushing
next one back
I
Give him back shots probably push
I'll see you over there fuck you fuck you
Fuck you
Yeah, you better stay right down. I'll call this button and if you over there. I'm gonna take your life
And I hope this train don't get here too soon son
Processors
Yeah, here I come
here I come here I come yeah any minute now yeah you better run you better
run all these guys looted yeah all right cool
Get the hell out of you
So now I've got a coral one
I'll go I'll go time to get that new oh shit
I just said I mean pulling him
Oh, I was there was a cowboy
Nothing on him
You know what he did he probably wait yet actually nothing like nothing nothing
literally nothing I wonder if he ripped apart his shit up the stairs then came
back to die
hey hit a couple shots there was better I'll bet it I will bet it I will bet
I only got one stem left.
Nico, how's your rage been going?
Alright, we're running with Dr. Nick last couple days.
It's been good.
Hell yeah.
I don't really play too much solo, but I'm at 6 mil right now.
I got a mil to spare.
I'm in the same boat.
I'm chilling, brother.
I'm chilling.
Yeah.
I think after these meds, I'm good to just do the rest of the day.
I just I like to get to that point where it's like if I have 27 bad raids in a row, I'm
okay.
You know, that's why I asked, why do you have somebody guys on Mike, you know, one
way drags muted, then I'm muted, then we get back on the guys are screaming
slurs at us.
And there's tracking and yeah, there goes like five, seven kids.
It was so funny yesterday that we were like, I'm not kidding me. Go we were just
Killing lobby's like it was nothing. I'll watch out. So call it's the best day ever. I'm like wait till 2 30 rounds around
Wait until people wake up from their degening last night and sure enough. It was more like
315 probably didn't me and track didn't survive a raid after that. It was all back. It's so bad, bro
The early mornings are like so good.
I just think I literally have worked for wars on two.
Play ranked on there.
Like about 60 am play for a good like till two and then it just gets horrible.
Yeah.
Everybody just gets home, loads up, loads up the hacks.
Loads up the streams.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me grab these.
Thank you, good sir.
Chad, has some of you been playing CS a lot?
I saw you streaming CS yesterday.
Is he on a CS kick now?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad tried to tell me to go to space four.
I went to space four, got like one stack.
This is my whole old dude.
No, space four for processors.
Oh dude, those are next level.
You guys want to do a couple of space four runs after this?
Oops.
down now well we can go what we can do is we can go space for and just loot that
entire building and you can just rip apart like explosives and stuff there's a
lot of pvp that happens there yeah let's get the hell out of here
All right, I have a hatch key
Basically there's like an
Expedition if you want crude explosive bro, just let you go the seed vault
So like chemicals that's how I made that whole page of sugar needs bro
All right, let me turn Jeraka.
Thanks for the rage, gentlemen.
Here we go.
Best spot for rusted gears?
I find a lot of them on Stella, I think.
Right, Jack?
Smoky, think of a five-gifted check.
We got some Ws in here for the five-gifted coming in.
Appreciate you, man.
Thank you so much.
Oh big 570 big 570 all right just craft our vandals and we're good on bandages for the day
Cool all right bandages are good
I just need to prioritize Joinkens
shield charges from people. My goodness. Damn, I did not realize how bad our
rides were yesterday. I got on today. I thought I was gonna be going to the bank.
They were gonna give me some sparkling water as we talked business and they
kicked me out. You know? They kicked me out the motherfucking bank. I think I'm
gonna go renegade. Oh my god, was that you this whole time? Yeah, you were. Yes. They
were so bad. As soon as I joined and you guys were like, you're amazing going really well.
I was like, yeah, I know. That's like the most pressure ever. You're joining us. Well,
Yo, we haven't died in like five years.
You're like, oh, shit, well, damn.
What are you, those shits?
Jay raced it in my chat, said I may have just
crafted 36 trigger grenades.
You know that's.
I'm asking you right there.
I need batteries out the ass.
You need batteries?
OK, yeah, perfect.
Space for it is.
I just got a bunch.
I got four days last day, but like so anybody's
that's sleepy Joe. Yeah.
Yep. Oh, man.
I just ate two bagels for breakfast.
Oh, I love that for you.
I love that for you.
You know, that's the first time we played.
I don't want to say anything because it was first impressions,
but I remember you like say you got a chipotle bowl.
Yeah. And I'm not even joking.
Like 30 minutes later, you said you had us finish the chicken
I took my chicken sandwich. Hell yeah, I did. Hell yeah, I did.
Ah, yeah! I needed up and watched so much. I was like, didn't you just eat me?
I'm a growing boy, you know? I'm a growing boy. I'm a growing boy.
You know, it takes a lot to feed a six foot eight body now.
Like me for real.
There it is, there it is.
I mean listen if I know anything about Summit he likes authentic gaming you don't get that
on arc you know arc is built for the crackheads like me and peanut who thrive
on pain and suffering some it likes to like you know some it likes to compete
he likes to feel like you know he's on the same level as another man or woman in
they takes his life or their life or her life you don't get that on our not
very much at least streaming wise so I mean I get it fresh little raid yeah
You want to go take our take our home?
I think we posture for that process
I'm down. It's just dude. We're so far away. What the
We have to run
I say we take up here and then we just move over there like slow
But you guys, Herkov's no better. Herkov's just as worse, but even with more pain.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, wow.
Little method to the madness. Little method to the madness.
We'll go check the north side.
North side.
Wait, east side!
I'll read so...
I'll see one here.
Down there.
Okay.
be across to that building Mr. Krabs in the middle no we could do we can just
instantly zip over there just keep on shimmovin
yep yeah I was gonna zip above them also process in that building
Oh mama
Sounds like an handbill
Yeah it does
Did you hear something?
Yeah, they're in that room, front and left
We can just blast them as they cross
Yeah, they're in that room, front and left
We can just blast them as they cross down
Right here
Nice watching the sentience here
Some guys in the front
guys that guy's dead as well
thirsty guy outside, both dead
what the... get out of here!
How can I get that fucking nose?
I'm fucked, right?
Is that yours?
Yeah.
Oh, it's here.
I'll have to talk to him.
Let's talk, buddy.
You guys like these guys?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, I didn't.
It's my smoke.
Oh, you're such a G.
I'll let y'all know if he has anything on him.
First guy literally had a rattler for that was broken.
I
Jackpot one processor work
Niko here's battery for you literally won, but something
Yeah, I think we go up and loot this spot and she keep moving
Yeah, I
Listen bust off broad, you know, I I went into Chote. We raided Chote yesterday
I wanted to be a part of tomorrow is just look just the expedition stuff just expedition I think
No, it's in the office
Yeah, there's like Sweden, right?
Hey, you're not a Swedes are you know, I mean any time that can take some time
You know what I'm saying?
They do nice over there.
Ain't nobody telling them no time off, you know?
In America, they'd be like, get your ass back into office,
you know, but exit.
You used to work from home?
Were you dying in your deathbed?
Yeah, you died?
You just have a kid?
We get a week.
You get a week, then you're asked back to work.
At the extract trying to leave
Lock it
Okay
No, we got
I do that way too late I
Saw him I saw the gun and I was swapping the trigger grenade to the spot damn it what a waste
Well minus two processors minus two
The war back on no war's not back on but
Better watch his fucking mouth when he talks about me cuz I'll tell you I'll start this war
I don't care I'll burn the servers down. I don't give a shit. I'll kill him in his entire rat family
I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn about nothing, but the tide roll tide don't give a damn about nothing
But the tide
I will end season 2 before it even begins.
Right here son, come on over to papa.
Oh my gosh we're gonna be so rich. Oh for one.
Alright, since you're gonna give me the best of luck here, I'll just say there you go.
I'll give a piece about nothing but a piece of crap.
Look at his mark out for those circuitry's high wall pack.
Gotcha.
Drax dead.
Oh.
NER.
What's your story, Vat?
You were talking about Busted. Oh shit, sorry. He didn't take my medicine this morning.
My top two Adderall's really locked the fuck in. Um, dedicated by my doctor. Um, no, I
just, I was talking to Chubby last night. He said everyone's having a lot of fun. I'm
like the cop side. So, um, yeah, maybe we go over there. Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
No, I'm chillin'.
The problem is, boys, and I'm just going to be up front and honest with you.
Yeah, that's the question behind the building.
This game got me by the cock, you know?
Like, I go to sleep, and I hear brrrrrr, brrrrrrrr, brrrrrrrr.
Hey, writer!
You know what I mean?
Like, it's bad.
I got a fucking camera holding me.
It's bad.
it's bad boys I mean I love this game I'm having so much fun and it's also like
the people I'm playing with to play with neck play with him playing with these
guys like bro it's fine like bio-standard man I'm really excited those tasers
so I got no plans on on leaving our graders anytime soon I'm having a one
stop on time one so often and yeah man this game is just it's really good
really good, really good, really freaking fun
you didn't say peanut
playing with peanut is like stubbing your toe, you know what I mean
I don't enjoy the pain of stubbing my toe
playing with peanut is like when your mom
when you were growing up, told you to hang out with the kid with a limp
you know what I mean
got fucking shot in my Johnson across on our level yeah I'm gonna give it back
here I'm seeing that whole fucking team once close to me
I'm watching it that is 100% above no doubt no doubt in my mind that wasn't a bug no doubt
I'm watching that back. That was a bug. I didn't win
Mm-hmm
I did it
I'm telling you right now chat. That's the second time. It's happened to me today
Where my bullets while I'm rolling are getting shot into the ground and I expect five gifted when I prove all of you wrong
Show me
I'm muting because I just got killed by a bug and I'm arguing with chat one moment
I'm telling you guys watch this shit watch this shit whenever I'm right. I want you to take your shirts off
Run outside knock on your neighbor's door and say hey, I'm an idiot. Okay. Watch
Watch this
Watch this shit. I'm telling you. I'm not crazy watch it is a bug hundred percent watch this shit
watch this shit
Wait
Pause blow it down watch my bullets go nowhere
watch
Wait
This shot watch
Where'd my bullets go? Where'd my bullets go? Where where did my bullets go?
Where did my bullets go? Where the fuck did the bullets go? They didn't even leave the gun.
They didn't even leave the gun. No, watch. You see the bullets go. Okay. Didn't hit anybody.
This next one you're going to see it with. It is what it is. Way my bank set up credit card,
debit card, you know, it's just part of it. God's plan. Okay. Now watch. Watch. Watch the
role. Watch the role. Tell me where the bullets go. Tell me where the bullets go. The bullets
don't even get shot from the gun. The bullets don't even get shot from the gun. They're
just gone. They're just gone. I am aiming up, but my bullets are getting shot into
the fucking ground. Explain. Explain what the fuck is happening there. How does that
work is that the new movement nerf that they added no bro they're not leaving
the gun these leave miss a hundred percent miss that one but where did these
go watch the gun look at that my crosshair is up here in the gun and
I SHOULDN'T HAVE THE FUCKING GROUND!
Bro, bro, lick my ass.
Lick, lick my whole fucking ass.
Bro, you guys are so stupid.
I'm looking at people saying you shot early hutch.
Motherfucker, my crosshair is on his fucking nose!
What do you mean I shot early?
Miss watch watch watch the bullets crosshair autumn shoot the fucking ground brother brother
The shotgun is up like this, and the bullets go down like that.
I, uh, yep.
Yep.
Ah, yep.
Ha.
Yep.
Ha.
Uh-uh.
Yep.
Well boys, I want to cry, I want to cry, no, no, no, no, in case you guys didn't know
if you are rolling with a shotgun, this has not been a thing since I've played the game
from the very first fucking play test.
If you are rolling with a shotgun and you shoot and you're even if your crosshairs
on that dude's body, your bullets will go into the fucking ground if you do not
wait until you're completely finished with the roll yet.
Let me show them because they'll tell me I'm not crazy pull my fucking streams up
boys I got you let me show them they're gonna they'll tell me if I'm crazy watch
this. This. Watch the bullets.
Into the fucking grab. Oh, yeah, no. Have you ever seen that before? No, I've never seen that. Never. I use the shotgun every day, bro. That has never happened to me ever.
Chad, yes, I get where you're coming from Chad, but you got to understand the moment
while everything's happening fast, you're all you're worried about is crosshair placement.
That's it!
You're not looking at your character's animation with his guy in front of you when you're trying
to track him, you know?
God, son of a...
I have a gun, by the way, Hutch.
Oh, okay.
I'm referring to both, too.
And I got a gun, by the way, in herbeys.
Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool.
I found that, Hutch.
You suck.
Don't listen to them.
They talked shit to me for a living.
Don't listen to them.
of them they talk shit to me for a living don't listen to them I swear some
dude I died the most fucked up ways man you just broke that guy if my bullets
wouldn't have gotten shot into the fucking ground killing lizards I would
have taken his life all right so I'm bringing just everything besides guns
Yes, I have your heels. I have show chargers and
I have one d-fed so just bring ammo and stamps
So different
I felt like he was just sucking on my ear there for a second.
Yeah, it was bro.
Got a bone at 11 AM.
We got knocked yesterday and we were just in the corner for like 20 minutes.
They finally walked out to us.
We were pretending like we were having sex in the corner.
And we actually got out.
And got out.
It worked.
Jack, I invited you to the stream together.
It actually worked.
It was.
No, Hush, you cooked with that because we were not crawling away.
No, we weren't.
Dude, I'm not kidding you, Nico.
Yesterday, I crawled a total of probably an hour
and a half of my stream.
Like, you can ask my chat.
I'm not bullshitting the I'm telling you guys these motherfuckers were putting me down and
I was getting away.
I mean there I was one on damn battlegrounds.
I crawled from the fucking zip lines bottom zip all the way to testing annex and it closed
so that I crawled from testing annex to the other extract near the swamp.
Yeah, bro. I know you're like, you know, y'all can play like a dealer or two.
Like, it's gonna be a minute.
Oh, my gosh.
Bro, what's hell?
Do you have like the crawling speed?
I told I refused to get it.
No, you have to, you have to, you have to.
No, no.
No.
No, crawling turtle and the crawling speed.
Trust.
Bro, I extracted three times on the ground.
Bro, I refuse because here's the thing.
I've played extraction shooters for a long time every time. I'm like fuck it. I'll spend this money. I
Instantly go broke every single time
Every time
Oh, here we go hutch seriously bro accept it if the gun barrel is down the bullets shoot down. Hey toxic
dumbass the game has it worked like that since it was fucking made no one's
arguing that you're half a meatball just out of the fucking game works sorry
about that guys okay
Let's go!
Alright, here you go.
Thank you, good sir, thank you, oh, thank you, good sir.
me I'm speaking to you I'm not
trying to hold a distillation system
underground tunnels well boys if we thought it was a bad spawn last trade
the game said hold my beer I got hour good I got no stimmies so they're
missing thank you sir come on down the nose
Yes, I will make sure I get my skill tree changed after the reset. No doubt. That was good.
Growing. You're growing. You're growing boy. I hope so. I'm only 28. 28, 4 for 11. Chill.
Probably not 5 for 9. Man, you be a demon. I'm just trying to get on the, I'm just
That's a drug out of me, bro. I said you fucking hilarious. I gotta see a fake
You're fine 10 511 in three-quarters
Hutch slap your cock on the table and let's go viral what is going on in this shot what the hell just happened under the same route
We did last time. Oh
What is going on
My losing control chat of my fat be honest
Exactly Jack every inch matters bro type shit
Don't bite whoever's just said obese and all cats everything I dude dude I
I hate you. I want you to know that okay see a team on horizon
Guys grapple hooking
Oh
the wall
I think I just jumped out
yeah he died he died
no no it didn't bring sense
I'm down to get active though
I want you jumped out here
okay here
find the residence boy at the door
here
I killed those boys I'm talking about my thing
nice. You can try that back. Yeah. Yeah. Not today. You know I have no friend no more.
Not today. I'm taking. Yeah. I got better kids and she doesn't know what they're doing.
So
The problem is we still have zip lines I know
Yeah, or we'll have to like double knock before we do anything. Yeah once here
Yeah, probably have check in it. So thank you. Yeah, no doubt one just healed behind that wall. Yeah, I see him
You don't know oh what's down below
Yeah, on the wall
I'm gonna snap
On the right. I can I can name this guy left and might kill him
I'm not trying to push low-key. I'm a hold down. I'm a hold down. Very puffy.
Take them up a little bit.
Take them up as well.
I don't think they see me, Jack, here.
No, they think it's just me.
I'm double-dating this guy.
They're good.
Oops.
Oh my god
They're gonna instantly right there. Yep. Yep
Then I got a group from the second floor
Yeah
What the one on the left
I'm the best oh shit
Get over here, it's time to go home
Dear family
Good night and goodbye
I
I finished both ones in front Nico if you want to loot that guy I'm looting the guy on the wall
I just want to make sure they're all finished
Hey, the juice this is a reset opportunity gentlemen
Wait, what'd you get Jack? What'd you get get the towel get the towel get what you get right?
I got a bobcat for Bobcat all purple gold attachments
Whoa temp is for all purpose. Oh, oh, oh, it's a damn god damn wait remember we have a whole other team here too to loot
Yeah, I'm looking this guy's already cleaned up. I
Don't know where the other two bodies are at you look the guy outside the door. Yeah, I did that guy already
Thank you love to hear you're doing guys. Congrats on that one
I'm gonna
Um, is that guy, where's the other ones?
They gotta be down, no?
Oh, I see one.
I see him both.
Oh!
Fuck!
Looted.
Scooted.
He said looted.
He's grabbing shit.
What do they have, bro?
Nothing, nothing.
They had fucking 20 rounds of light ammo.
Okay. What's the third? Yeah, I think track looted that guy, but I double check. Yeah,
that guy was Dupatron 3000 over there. Let's leave. Yeah, it's a reset. I got a Tempest
4 with all blue attachments. What did your guy have, Nico? A winnigate weight at, uh,
Oh, you got the win again with a skin
Not bad, let's get a folk out of you
That was your Bobcat
We can take the hatch giga hatch
I
Dog finds the purple yet again
And you know how I do you know how I be when I do what I'm being
I'll have to make purple shoes like
Punch what's good? I don't have to know more
Like better or they're just a vending to get near more
purple shields
Yeah
The shield is terrible, I mean it's like you get a movement debuff
It's like whenever you're dealing with like heavy rounds it truly makes no difference like an angle
Same amount of shots to kill you so I don't know what they do with it to be honest
I think there's a very easy way to make the purple shield actually usable make it last
longer.
Like if I can wear a purple shield and it can break five times or six times, whatever's
like 1.8 times the amount the blue shield does, you know what I mean?
I wear it.
Like if I can go to blue gate and not have to worry about having to swap to a green
shield, I'd justify wearing it then.
I think that's the only way.
I mean if they make it too bullet spongy, we all know we'll hate that.
I'm just gonna repair this with the arc circuitry and the one battery retain some batteries
for that thing some batteries I mean boys work down to get the spot over there right
like it has to have I don't know what you do with this fucking bobcat
I don't know how to keep it.
I mean how much millions are you at?
4.9, probably like 6.8 total.
Oh dude use that bitch then bro you ain't gonna see that shit for another three weeks
after today.
Yeah I might just use it.
Use it bro, let that thing spit.
Have you used the bobcat with the-
Yeah once.
Oh no not with the kn-
With not with the kinetic you have it?
I think he instant kills bro.
Bro it's disgusting.
Okay, okay, let me use that music. It is so good, so good. E-Bass close range gun in the game.
All right, all beans.
Spare spots?
I mean boys blue gate has 16 minutes on the cold snap. I feel like we ain't gonna see it for the rest of the day
We got to go over there at least once before cold snap ends get mentally prepared. All right. It meant to leave prepared
I'm gonna get a little bit of Torah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna bring my decked out to where I was well, I
Hope that's like one of the first BP's I get that's why it was a joke
You think Shroud is using a macro for the kettle?
Do I think one of the greatest gamers to ever live, counter-strike champion,
in gaming on a computer since he was, before he was even conceived,
just when he was a thought,
arguably the best PC gamer in the entire world?
Do I think he's using a macro?
Absolutely I do. Absolutely I do. Yep.
100% I think we should ban him and I think we should ban him from ever playing video games
even solo even like single-player games just get him out of there you know definitely not
just saying that because he's too good for everybody else but let's just let's get
him out of there.
Madam yes, I do and thank you
Get to your mouth to hear it
Trout's that he's just that good. I mean guys
I said there's things I've learned in the gaming world
Especially with some of these fucking beasts and it's that they're so good that things just don't make sense sometimes
Shroud's one of those people, you know, he's just it's
I don't know. I don't know doesn't make any sense
Who would win the 1v1 you were shrouded me no doubt
One V one in the eating contest man come on
on brother what is this spawn take my life if you're gonna spawn me like this
I'm the coral too man. I'm the coral dude. We're gonna be out of bed by the time we get there.
Yeah!
All these haters, you're a skinny queen my dude. I'm just honestly being that guy.
man that guy I think he was trying... Bro you just called me a skinny queen what the fuck
I'd rather get called fat! Oh my mule and resist, resist the mule and, resist the mule
and hutch resist resist
do not redeem
do not redeem it
I put it in I put it in
NOOOOO
sorry
man
What the hell is that?
Holy shit
I made a grave mistake. I made a grave mistake. Not a single jolt mine on your boy.
One might be close.
That's like inside?
Yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah. Reggio?
Torrboy's out.
That's his own.
That cat?
Sounds like it, yeah.
It has to be, it has to be.
We're gonna go catch him?
Yeah, let's go straight upstairs, straight upstairs.
I just heard something to our right by a secure room
I just jumped I think I hear that too yeah, they're reaching the beach
We're back, but I'm gonna be able to watch you watch that
Yeah
I'm here with you. I'm watching you. I'm watching you.
Okay.
I'm gonna mine, okay, real quick.
Do we have a mine on stairs, Jack? Can you rotate back and go to mine stairs behind us?
Yeah.
Give me a second.
Hey man, you need to watch that.
Yeah, I'm watching you. I'm watching you. I'm watching you. I'm watching you. I'm watching you.
Watch your dark, keep in the corner.
Nice.
One down.
That's you.
Nice.
We're good for third, Jack.
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man.
I'll be going back and sliding down these good stairs.
Yeah, jump on me, jump on me, climb.
I got you, I got you.
The pace of those shots on that fog cat is insane.
Can we mine stairs?
That's all for what the fuck
Just calling down we're going I
Had stairs can't walk in long-hauled mind what the two down guys go. I got one will be here. I don't know the other one went
I got like a little janky said one. I think he's downstairs already busy. I'm looking for
I don't see him down here. Oh no
Let's get this guy in the stairs hatch. I only alluded to like the fucking like I'm part of them
Down here down here down here downstairs come back come back come back
I'm not they saw me now my hope is anyone I just come up we get a free kill
I'm gonna back up just in case we get triggered.
Yep.
He seems to be backpacking.
I think he'll just...
I'm letting him hit that, that Jolt.
Or a pig.
Backwatcher, you don't want to stick around that.
I just saw, I just saw him.
Trigger!
Come on, man.
Yeah! Play a funny game!
Play a funny game, you bitches!
Oh shit!
Oh shit, the gun sucks ass.
Oh, just reflect right there.
More? That's under, that's under, that's under.
I see him. Maybe we work a fight on this, look.
Okay, guys, just keep holding that. Let me know if you guys see me.
Dad, oh my god, you saved me.
I'm gonna work a fight on the other side.
I
Walk out
Behind you hutch
Oh, they got a snap hook
here hatch i'm gonna try to be the snap how do you do the mk shit well
where is it we should not
Place it on there so we can get active a little bit down here
We live about these bodies here. Yes
Yeah, he's got wolf packs in the name though
You guys want sandwiches stairs? Yeah, we can we're gonna do the jump up one if you want. Oh
Well, I was thinking I could zip up
Maybe we have like a good little sandwich good little little hokey
Okay
We can just all go probably all go probably all girls go
I'm gonna take this early
Wait for you guys
Yeah, nothing
I just see now when I walk
I
Don't call mines over there, it's all got to be a buff in
Also might be available
Still, we take high, then we push down from that stairs
Right, I'm sliding
Happy back room watching this horror. Yeah, I think I think back. Yeah. Yeah, I see back
Nades
Watching this right here
That's the right to the right
One head of mine head of mine
One's up top
I just do so hard boys good luck
Wait wait wait
There you go
That's enough
Nice there you go
One more behind me one more behind me
Shitter
I tried my hardest to make us winners
And we started wanting to kill them
Did you turn it into something?
It was a lot of bad
A lot of bad
Just honestly can we just
Rewind the tape! Don't show Nick that! Don't show anyone that! It didn't happen! If you clip it, you're fucking banned, okay? Don't...
My god, what has taken over my body?
I need a shield, Drac, if you find an extra.
Okay, I'll actually be one.
I'll be on the rescue.
That was I mean what the fuck was that what just happened?
Told you I told you bro
Yeah, that was some of the worst
Play I think I've ever I mean that was a cardinal sin. He go. I don't know
You want to watch what I just did I kind of have to watch it back
No, I don't think you should
I don't think you should not only did I
I pushed with what he's beat. Oh, that's you. Holy fuck
Good mess
Oh, wow, yeah, I think you're people coming in that's on all I
Want to loot these bodies on stairs
Long home. I'm a long high now
I'd be long roll
Somebody can't be on stairs. Oh shit. Never mind. You all do that all these guys
Coming
That's a Torente that's a lot of people I got your cross
Oh my god
one more one keep right that guy's point out
there you go
nice
there you go
boots
beautiful
great work gentlemen
love his ear buds baby
can hear the fucking colors
love that love that where but you're using key we orchestra lights which one
is using 64 audio I actually want to try those they're very good the IEMs
bro very good yeah dude you can't go wrong with IEMs man
go check it out walk again
oh uh
oh i'm gonna go down i'm coming back to you guys
oh no no no
come i'll hold you safe
watch watch watch watch
there's one dead
oh daddy
I'm a little
Good work team good work
I don't think either of us missed a shot on him. Oh, that was crazy
My job
Am I drinking it brother this isn't peanut stream, okay, we're not alcoholics here
But I am down to drink it is a Tuesday or Saturday. I don't know what day it is
Where my guns go? I just want a bone force
Are we drinking today chat, what do you guys think I?
Dropped a bunch of guns somewhere, and I don't know where I dropped them. I could have sworn I dropped them right here
Whatever
I
Wait
I got guns, bro. I don't need guns. No, no, I definitely don't dude. I'm boss in my backpack
Yeah, me neither
liar
Let's put on the fucking sure what
What? What?
He almost got three rows of guns.
Yeah.
Oh, huh, bro.
Yeah.
They're doing business, gentlemen. They're doing business.
I mean, shit.
You don't. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, I dropped a renegade somewhere.
I don't know where I dropped it.
I actually do need that.
I dropped renegades to go and help.
I don't know oh my god my shield is one out of a hundred pink and blue show bro I did not drop it right here
one of these assholes pick it up uh right here medium shield yep
listen there might be a fucking rat in the walls because I definitely dropped multiple things right
here and they are all gone so I don't know you guys be long haul guys maybe I
didn't drop it I don't know I looted one I would one guy too yeah did you loot
the other one
maybe let me go take a good explosion down that zip line I don't know
I
Got I think I looted as well
But this guy this guy's looted about this guy
All right, I think we buggy boys you guys down I'm ready to go over your leaving
Someone just reshield track I think
I'm ultimate greed right now, so I have three
Rat in the wall, I mean, there's a rat
I keep seeing bulls and smiths and f**king I can't deal with it.
Look at that light ammo and mulling in there.
Just a humble mule and farmer, gentlemen.
Just a humble mule and farmer.
Let's get the hell out of here.
I'm done.
That just has, it's like one of those like Jason Bourne movies.
movies I don't do that stuff anymore but we need you back it's a fucking million
farmer now everybody is missing it's guns
I
Hatch I might run yeah, I might run this grapple
Hard work
I have a hatch. Yeah, we're good. And this is good pace, boys. This is good pace. First
cold of the day, first lobby wipe of the day. I mean, come on.
Mm-hmm
Why are people saying no hatch it's cold snap guys. It's a nighttime raid yet couches. What are we talking about?
Oh my gosh when the nades blew up when the guy threw the grenades my guns went flying from the ground
That's what fucking there was a renegade. There was a fucking blue
friend son of a bitch the hell is that nice that was great that was great
Wow, not a bad raid not a bad raid not a bad raid
Same thing did it the same thing happened to cloak, but a pop did it really
It's a bad that I'm more excited about the meds I got from the raid than the guns
ones. Last year, he just died. Thank you. All right, P. Naco. Screenshot. Yeah, I was
gonna say, um, no, mentor golden this game. His body just took a screenshot as fucking
I don't have that yet all right not too shabby not too shabby shabby
let's go there let's go ideas and then let's go ideas and then ideas new shield
Hey, so you like that bobcat, huh? Yeah, yeah, I'll fuck with it. It's pretty nasty, bro. What's pretty nasty?
I'll be honest without the kinetic converter a s a s a s
With the kinetic converter you sending people to the Lord express ticket express line
And I'm straight there.
Alrighty, alrighty.
Ah, bears.
What we got? Alright, we got
Dan Battlegrounds, Electromagnetic, fuck that.
Space Fort, Cold Snap, fuck that.
I'm not for a space for a cold snap. Yeah. All right, these four quotes. Okay, let me put this away then. Yeah, let me share the old shot.
I got some trigger needs now. Nice. We go get some more right now.
I got some trigger needs now nice. We go get some more right now
Mmm football games are on let me turn that on
You'd like to extended bear on the renegade touch
I'm a suppressor guy. Hey, I just feel like if I'm running through the middle of the open
And I got to kill arc. I'd rather do it suppressed, but
I don't know man as well as like the pacing for
The shots feel a little different when you have the extended barrel like you don't lead as much, you know
Yeah, yeah, it's like hit scan, but I don't know get to like
Because you have like muscle memory of like where to like lead
Usually at distances and now you just have to like completely rewire your brain
Exactly and that always you know I'm a man of consistency so that fucks me up
First day back in stream after spending two weeks in the hospital for pancreatitis
Basically, I almost died. I liked how big I like how you knew that I had no idea what the fuck pancreatitis was and you you had to tell me
To the degree of what it did to you. I appreciate those comms
Welcome back my friend. Welcome back. Check we get some W's in there. Whatever the hell that is, didn't beat the homie.
Good work son. Good work.
Happy to have you back.
You think it's worth to do the expedition if I only have 3 mil? 100%.
And here's why this isn't going to be the last expedition. I think there's going to be multiple
Which means every time you do the expedition you're going to get more and more and more
Perks and you know stash face or whatever and if if if that is correct
And even just getting three
You're still stacking more perk points to going forward, you know
It's three now maybe next time after the next expedition you'll have six after that
You'll have nine and those are permanent at least that's what we assume and think
Weeds, thank you for the five months. No big deal. Thank you for the prime. Wingnut,
thank you for the 10 months. Booster, thank you for the entire year. Foley, thank you
so much for the prime. Seminole, thank you for the tier one. Smiley, thank you for the
gifted. Agali, thank you for the seven months. Who, thank you for the tier one.
and math thank you for the 18.
Margelev?
What percent of steam?
What percent of people will do it do you think?
Steam has 8.7% at level 75?
I don't know, bro.
Man, you talking to somebody
who don't even know how to
count dollars
if I'm using dimes, you know what I mean?
I don't know.
I look fine though.
it
Everything speculation yeah, I agreed everything speculation specula tora
Yeah.
Two, three, four, players, three, two, one, two, four, let's go.
Taxi plots out for 10K, I've been farming fabric.
You've been stealing quarters out of the fountain in front of the hotel, huh?
Hell yeah.
Yeah
Hey, whatever pays the bills whatever pays the bills nice
Oh, I forgot like spawn this time. I'm gonna I'm gonna we got a better spawn
Actually we got the worst fucking spawn possible for where we want to go
Okay, all right. Well
Yes, we go to the we go to the multi-level place. So actually no we didn't try here
Smoking methamphetamines
Just call grandpa.
Enter that bear!
Keep digging!
No, I didn't watch the bears game last night.
I was too busy cleaning up after my dog.
shitting everywhere
yeah i was so close to order in that chop color chat
i was uh...
he was close it was close i was close
i was close
began to give the pride
I'm in the room, I'm in the room.
BOOF!
Put a mine on this staircase, I'm gonna shoot a buy here.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm good, keep up, keep coming up.
Watch behind you, watch behind you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming up, I'm coming up, I'm coming up.
You good, you good.
I'm with y'all.
come up the Zephyr over here.
Well, if you're alive, I don't know how I lived.
That kid is ass.
What was that, 20?
I didn't even hear that.
He was a tempest.
Could have been.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to go to the floor,
but I don't think I'm going to be like, see you over there.
He saw me like from the outside, she'll come up. Yeah, I saw I saw I saw to you go to that from my area
Come on the roof
I'm talking to you.
Quick, you want to stop with me, huh?
You want to stop with me?
Where are you at?
Where are you at, huh?
Snowball!
I'll just grab another.
Snubble!
I don't see anything up here.
He might have just ran out.
Unless he's just carrying the front.
They're down here.
Did I come down?
Moving through the pipes. I don't see him, but I saw him shooting. Yeah
They come in oh I see him boom
I'm down here. They shot you
Definitely a shot down here. Oh
My god
one's like on you need go careful what's taking tower the other teams taking
tower yeah right here yeah it's twice it's hard to my luck right yeah twice
I see one here, there, do I make it?
Alright, run it back, I'm gonna come back inside, I'm gonna go first.
Come on back in, oh my gosh I'm actively dying to cold, going back in, damn hutch!
I had no idea where this went.
feel a little better about myself oh my god i didn't know you jumped down i didn't
either i thought i was going to like a floor below but i just ate shit
my brother called me let me text him back no that's fine by that shooting i
thought the other team would get aggressive once you realize that that
team was on a pinch
I didn't go far.
What did you do to your beard? I went to war and I lost.
Alright, let's get the hell out of here. You guys want to go towards like, uh, our other place?
Or we can loop around and try and push these guys.
Dude, I don't know, man. I hate the cold shit on Space Port.
It's everything, so...
I agree. I agree.
They're in tower. They're in tower
Hit one
Team coming over I think over here and to go to okay to go over once right under us
I'm not gonna get chops on him, but the other guy is coming over
Right on this northwest side corner of this building he's smiling danger ping over here
I'm not the knock ones. There's just only give me two
Two one
There once under a sucker ready. I'll be coming up the elevator
I'm at stairs. I don't see him. He might he might be outside hutch
I think they might be they might be going through front door he might be
I
Just lie down check I only saw what you I know the third
What I do got the front front front right there
That's nice they go
One more somewhere possibly you knock the other guy. I got we reckon I knocked one. That's the second one
I don't know what third's out. He gave up you check your shit. I
Think we killed some farmers boys rattler one and bull one
Three kid goodness gracious
cooking cooking oh I didn't loot that room I don't think I left you got shot
I'll go finish this room up real quick probably that I want you some more
batters in here
I have to take a second control tower. Alright, we're going to control tower then, let's go.
Fuck everything I was selling, let's go.
I didn't loot anything in there.
evidence td
we know if you all need me to slow down
i think i'm about like
twenty years behind you
try to slow down though
you know we got them short little legs
Oh
They're in the next building over I go go like this orange. Yeah
I'm dethawing right now. I can't zip us. No, I can't I can't snap hook myself up to the roof
Yeah
I don't know how you guys want to take this. I'm down for anything. I'm down. Oh shit. All right. Let's walk. Let's fucking ride
I'm gonna make sure it was a purple rear
Have a good
I heard what sounded like they were here, but I could be completely wrong
All the doors are open
My nose. Oh, I see one here
Well said let's go go go
I
Was maybe zip up yeah, I'm gonna go get active here in one moment. I'm just gonna heal
Happen yeah
They can knock them
I don't have no idea if there's one where I'm waiting for you I'm up give me two seconds just just chill
Let me know
One give up
I'm here
Bastions piss off again, we're gonna go over there
I
Think he was pissed after they got electrocuted by me, maybe I don't know
They shot one bullet if they were just I don't know who was she was that unique oh was a you track
I do we fucked up off. I thought you're gonna. I was back. How's that? Oh my gosh
All right, we have the team in the next building over
I'll let you know what this guy has
You got a thing nothing. Okay. Yeah, Pimpest won
They were fake. They were fake rich. They were driving around in a Lamborghini Prius
I
Open it or believe them
Nothing
And get out
What are those are third oh my gosh, what if let's clear this by the tower
I'm going first. I'll trigger grenades right behind you
We're gonna stop first all the way there's a turret so up here. They might not be up here
Fuck I got a priest come on. That's why I said Lamborghini Prius man lock in
Lock in man.
I got a poop so bad.
You got a what?
Ah, fucking shit.
All right so where could that other body be?
I have no idea.
I hope we got deleted in some way.
You had to have green shield.
Some shit.
Yeah.
How are we just fucked up?
I don't know.
Oh, we're gonna make our way to that extract.
Did we find anybody on the way?
Mm-hmm.
I'm up.
Let me put the- Bro, the fashion's not even here.
I shall drag, I shall.
Thank you.
I'll be right back.
I have the extract right now.
Okay.
How about us then?
I am as well.
Let's head home at the east elevator.
That's nice.
You see me right?
Maybe not.
I thought I could have sworn I heard elevator opening
the fuck they say yeah yeah whatever that is
Grand they were the two months
Bro this cold is no joke holy shit you can warm up in there
Oh, touchdown dolphins.
Touchdown dolphins.
Welcome to Minnesota.
I hate being the Giants fan, yeah, but gee, listen, you guys, you guys, you guys, you
the Giants fan. Yeah, but gee, listen, you guys, you guys, you guys, uh, 10-4. You guys
got a good future to look forward to, you know. You got a future to look forward to.
You know, you got Dart, you got Scataboo. I forget what your, uh, what's his name
is, your tight ends name. You got a future. Now is it grim right this second? 100%
God dog shit. God.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, you wanna do a little damn?
Wanna do a little damn while you scarve?
I'm down.
Wanna take a little gamble?
I'm down.
The way he was talking is like he got a force that thing out, you know, but he's about to go to war
You need a patch job you got any minds
I don't know I don't know how many batteries.
I'm cool.
Damn it.
Alright bro it's all gone tomorrow morning.
All gone tomorrow morning.
Yeah but I need a battery to check if she was just in case.
Yeah no I hear that.
I hear that.
I'll still get some batteries son.
Let's get it.
Let's get it
There's go get a zip out of this
Well, Electro too actually no fuck that bro. I I hate the Electro. I think Electro is worse mode
I think so yeah, but it's no improved loot. You just don't get to hear anything like that. That's the mode
Congratulations, you don't get to hear shit
what's up what you take the flame spray wait you can use the flame spray on your
teammates to warm them up it is improved loot I didn't think it was
It doesn't say improved, but it is.
That's telling me that electromagnetic storm has improved loot.
I don't know if I would have believed them.
They also call me fat all day, you know?
I
Oh, it does say it now
Yeah, yeah, oh you will go that way
Well used to not say it so pardon me for not reading
That's thing. I'm just gonna read things cuz I want to what are you?
I
It's tough love, yeeep, yeeep.
You don't have pictures, hutch ain't readin' it.
He ain't wrong. He ain't wrong.
I
Remind me go check on the dogs after this game
I'm like that I'm like that
Come on! Come on! Big body, big movement!
I'm gonna be honest, I did get killed by one of those earlier today.
You saw that? I came back here and I was like...
Oh no!
They ratted me out? Just like...
In front of me. On!
I'm so done here.
Yeah, that's why he's not dead before you kill me, there's another team!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
There's another team in the fucking room!
To be honest, I'm not even like mad about it.
It's just like, what the fuck are these spawns, you know?
I'm not a fucking gooey.
Ha!
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
Bro, where is it?
So that team had to have spawned at the hill,
ran past the area to loot, to the bridge,
to then third party us.
Vaat!
Oh.
Vat, are you smoking meth on a fucking Wednesday?
Are you shitting me?
That's the type of shit that happens with me and you duo, bro.
Bro, what is that?
Go in the fucking room!
Play the game!
Jesus!
Why are they going there?
Of all places?
Check on the dogs.
Got it!
Check on the dogs.
All righty, I'm going to ready up.
Take your time.
I'm gonna go check on the doggos.
Honestly, this is Nico's fault for taking a fat shit.
I agree.
It was his fault.
This is what happens when you leave us.
I would love, you know what I love?
I would love to see the route
that those guys just did that.
Like I wanna know where they came from,
their thought process.
Like I want to I want to interview them. I don't get why they're not playing inside there, bro
It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, unless you are going into that raid with we are going to third party
The team on the staircase fighting the other team that decided also
Not to fucking play the game. I don't know
A bunch of geniuses
All right, I will be right back we go back we go again, okay down we go check on the
Let me go check on the doggo.
No, that was honestly super weird what we just went through.
What happened?
You guys, you guys, far needed it to damn, and then we're playing, like, we're crossing
that bottom catwalk, there's a team holding where Hudge killed us.
What the hell happened?
How are you from the top right there?
I don't know, it was weird.
Well, what are you doing in here, Fudd?
What are you doing in here?
What are you doing in here, honey?
You just hanging out?
Huh?
You just hanging out?
You hanging around?
Huh?
Decided to wake up from your nap time?
Trying to walk over on that time?
Come on.
That is not being a good boy.
Well, it won't happen one day, okay?
It ain't gonna like you.
You better keep it a good boy, okay?
Don't be a good boy.
Say hello to Chad.
Say hello to all your friends.
Say hi, everybody.
I'm probably close to equals big Mac
Okay
Thank you shit, too
Let's see how I can bite you
Nope
I'm back
Beautiful you know what one of you guys host I fucking hate hosting wait drag you have cross playoff
Why do you have cross playoff because yesterday
I'll try to solo run some processors and I'm running into console kids. You and my family be the leader
We need drag it's time to grow up and you to host a lobby. You know how this shit's gonna go
My boys
Get your fucking minds. Oh
Shit we're going to blue gate for the next 10 hours here we go
Where's the blue gate confiscation room? What is that?
All right, I got a couple of them. I'm bringing I'm bringing one of them. That's some more processes gentlemen some more process
So boys when the fucking I don't know why I just go more of us when when when the expedition hits
The first thing we need to do like literally day one
We got to do the closed blue gate event. Those are
guaranteed Bobcats. Yeah, I'm down. Guaranteed we have to just instantly put that in the rotation.
I'm doing everything, bro. I think I'm gonna farm blueprints for like really like 20 hours.
I'm gonna farm blueprints all the first day. I want my blue choke on my shotgun.
Okay, listen to this guy. Listen to this guy. See, you're talking about putting
chokes on shotguns. You know, for me, I don't get to enjoy a gun for more than a rate,
You know, like it's it's typically like, oh, we're having a good time.
This is going well, guns gone, inventories gone, taking a loan out from a bank.
Use a different name, alias, you know.
I'm out of ideas, though.
You're all really my guy.
Deadfall. How long am I going today?
That's stupid. I didn't see the need play you did.
Probably I will say
At least you got a shotgun pump off. Hey, come on now. Hi. Hi. I filed his nails down a little bit before he took my life
I do want to watch some football. So we'll see probably a normal day probably another probably eight hours
Maybe nine who knows depends on how the day goes and you know, you know, I'm saying I do want to watch some football today
Next weekend flex next weekend. I've just been so busy, bro. I've been grinding arc
Loving the grind by the way check. We got a w at a chat round of applause for our graders
Even though the fireballs have taken over the Fire Nation has attacked. I'm still loving this game
I'm still I've seen these streamers and Conti creators posting on like X by how they're already tired of it. I
Don't know how hutch. What the fuck? I'm still love
You have reached the voicemail box of hot Jim math
Please I just saw a voicemail for touch. Thank you
You see the clip infinite I was that yeah, no I saw oh my god
That wall came out of nowhere. Yeah, no, I made the nade indicators in this game is like
like magnetizing me so long.
Bro, it looked like it was going through the opening now.
Yeah.
But whenever I decided to still blow it up.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Not only that, and you just had it in the childhood room,
they were all like, what was it?
Yeah, I ain't gonna leave my boys.
So you kidding me?
We had the trenches?
We weren't even in there.
Well, in case you decided to go in there,
I still wanted to entry.
Okay, okay, okay.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't no baiter, you know?
Okay, no, what bait or master bait?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
You can't hit me with that, bro.
You can't hit me.
I was really close.
You can't hit me with that.
That's fucked up.
That was crazy.
Who am I talking to, Nick, right now?
That was crazy.
Fuckin' it, Nick.
He's always just puttin' little landmines out there,
you know?
He'd be doin' that.
He'll ask you a question and then hit you with it because you know, he got an unpenetrable fortress
He can say whatever he wants not all of us is that special
Let's go this way boys for this way for this way I like dude. I like going through long haul I
Think it's so much better than any other entrance even like the ones where we go across cat everybody camps cat now
Yeah, they passed the like a wall glitch in there, too. So it's like, I don't know.
It's so good. Listen, I'm gonna say this. They patch the final light little exploits,
glitches, whatever these people are using. Give us a little bit of help with the cheaters.
The cheaters are, let's be honest, boys, they're taking over.
Yep. Give us some help with the cheaters.
Nerf the Nerf this is the C4 fireballs in the games in the greatest spot ever
Give me the old bed back, and I don't care about you. Yeah, but see the problem. It's looking drag
The problem is the old then makes every gun in the game completely useless
See I like there being variety in the people who kill me and do I kill
I
Want some dopamine eating purple guns, I'm I still do agree agree completely
And I want to get I want to get dopamine getting keys I get keys. I'm just like I got a fucking key
I feel like they need to buff the key rooms. Let us actually like be excited excited about that shit
Yeah, especially in an IRA too. That should better be juice to the mats.
Even with that being said, like all the guns, still builds fantastic.
Like all the guns, like, the Kenny's obviously broken, but it's not, like, so broken where everything else is useless.
It's nice.
Top.
I'm looking for one down there.
Are you putting one up there, Nico?
No, I don't have one. I'm just checking. Sorry.
All right, you're good. I'm putting them at door.
door. I'd heard a drum go off here. Oh, they're above. No, you might be above. Yeah.
I suppose so much air flow down there.
I said, I'm close.
I
See anything so many grenades, I don't know what I don't know how many nothing I've done
You guys alive
I'm going to get there one his feet bro. I'm gonna get those lips. Oh, I gotta I hit him with one too
I'm surprised he lived
He's gonna have trouble stairs are there's our dolphin
We just think cat I'm gonna go get cat
I watch this again
I
Should passion passion
With me
All right, all good stairs long haul at jump
I'm just going down
I'm hiding behind this computer so when they come down again I got I got your
grenades.
We have goop bottom goop.
Bottom's done.
We don't we don't we don't.
No stairs is done stairs is done.
Oh is it?
Okay you got deep.
Optimus Prime.
Do we go up?
No?
No I don't know.
No where did you ever come down?
I'm playing shotgun hop your grenades.
Honestly they come in a zeb they're gonna get stunned so they tell them
on that and use nids.
Yeah, Burnett, I hear about the walls not taking damage,
but that's not really like a fundamental thing
that can make the game better, you know?
That's just kind of like, that'd be nice.
Like we should, dude, I'm under the idea,
like we find purples, bro,
I should be so erected that I can't stand up,
you know what I mean?
TOS band on Twitch and YouTube. I mean I could show my beer ads and it would be completely okay.
Okay.
Yeah, I heard.
These are jolts.
Yeah.
I mean, if you want to send it, we can, but I'm down.
We go.
I'm not cheating. We all know you are. Yeah, you go ahead take him out. Take him out
Wolfie man listen
Well, wait, we both know you're cheating me out if you read me and just
Brother don't cheat and then lie about cheating. We both know you're cheating now if you
No, no, no, no, no, Wuffy, Wuffy, Wuffy, Wuffy.
No one has that aim, you're not Jesus Christ Almighty above, God bless his name on a glory
of Sunday.
Wuffy?
Wuffy, Wuffy, Wuffy, no one has that aim, no one has that aim.
I guarantee you, are you on a private, are you on a private steam?
You're on a private steam?
You're on a private steam.
I just came back on record.
Yeah, of course it is.
These guys are fucking delusional.
It's like they truly believe that we can't tell when they're cheating their dicks off.
Private account, game band on record?
I mean, bro.
Bro.
I got insta-evaporated.
the pace of how we got killed is just not real. Cheating. One second, boys, I got a
right to report. Cheating his ass off. Oh my god, I'm going to lose it. Ark, Raiders,
please oh my god they're breaking in arc arc arc please please the fucking
anime cheating mother doesn't love them mother fuckers please god please god god
God please, on Sunday, on fucking Sunday, on the Lord's Day, Satan is in the lobbies!
Please, God please, help me, help me, I have lost control of my legs, I can't move.
it's your fault arc please please please please please please please and T cheats in my ass please
have a nice day
about this guy what does his account look like about level one account 28 hours on fucking
counter strike for sure cheated to be honest I think he probably got cheats in water park
simulator can we be real with ourselves I guarantee you he probably got fucking cheats in water
park simulator. That's the level of these little fucking turds.
All righty, I'm back. Had to leave a nice report.
I think we hide screen. I think I'm just going to hide screen.
Is what it is. You guys do your thing. I'm going to hide the screen.
Yeah. I'm hiding too.
Make sure we mix it up, Jack. Just tell me, uh...
I'll tell you whenever I'm ready enough, and I'll hide the...
I'll just open up my inventory.
Okay.
That's what, the second time he's killed us today, right?
That's the same guy who...
Wait, is it that the same motherfucker who killed us on the duo run?
Is it? I don't know.
Chat, was that the same guy?
I know I've seen that name before today.
Like, today we saw that name, didn't we?
He's hiding the time as well, you know.
Chat's saying it wasn't, but I might be getting one guide,
but I'm almost certain that was them.
I'm going to look.
Let me take a gander.
I want to know.
Because that would, to be honest with you,
that would completely answer our questions.
Because so when you were gone, Nico, we got pushed by a team
and it just didn't make any sense on why they were there.
Me and Jack were trying to understand and how it makes a little sense.
If that was them, it makes complete sense.
So.
It's all over again, bro.
I'm hiding screen. Let me look.
I don't think so, though. Let me look. Let me look. Let me look.
Let's take the map so I know which one you're ready for.
I don't I don't have a I don't have a scene to hide my screen.
So infinite you host. Oh, you it's fine. It's fine. I guarantee you they're just in my shit
Just being fucking scumbags. No, they're a hundred percent
Outcher your house
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me leave
And then Nico you can host there we go
Let me see.
I'm going to go ahead and choose them out.
was it them was it them was it them
now it wasn't it was gooey
it was gooey
what about my recent so we can see it's gonna say when we ran into him not today
but the last time
five hours ago
so we have seen them i have seen that name
wait you're gonna have to switch
you let me ready up first and then i'll hide and then go wherever
All right, now I'm good.
It's not.
Oh, they all say five hours ago, really?
Googly was stream sniping Tifu yesterday, really?
Damn, dude, can someone else go live
to this other streamers to snipe?
God.
Man.
Go snipe Symphony and Nade Shot.
Not me!
Who am I? I'm a nobody! Go get them!
Go ruin their day!
But I...
It's Sim's birthday, you know?
I mean, what better time to ruin someone's day than on their birthday?
You know what I mean?
Heh heh.
2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Alright, let's go!
Bastards, man. Fucking bitches.
Oh my gosh, Giants! Interception!
PIXICS, GIANTS!
Holy shit!
Oh my gosh, there's a flag on the play. Don't do it to him. Let him let him keep it, please
Wait, does sim actually use my of macros first kettle, I don't think he does. He's got a fast trigger finger
It got called back. Oh my gosh
Now
Wait, would you say sorry?
Do people hide time or does that even work?
Bro, it doesn't like here's the thing especially playing like Parkoff you hide time. They'll throw grenades
You know like a they'll shoot up in the air
So they're gonna find out if they're in your raid if there's no stopping it
I think our our whole thing today boys hear me out our whole our whole focus get in
Wipe the first squad
Potentially the second third squads, but by that third
Wave of spawns we have to be making our way out. We have to be
Order back it like we just get our inventory, you know fight our way out call retreats tactically not because we're pussies
but tactically and
and and just reset if not we're going to go through a hundred kids
your molly's being thrown
Robots already broken
Up here? Yeah
Look at the other circuits over here
Maybe in room drive
I don't see anything, why is that robot?
It can be randomly broken? I don't know
I'll go uh... jolt stairs as well
I got bottom goop.
It's okay.
Guys, if they're willing to do that, they're gonna find us anyways, boss.
Hey, if anything, W.
W because you going in support and you going in support into homies in order to stream snipe me
I'll take it. Hey good exposure for the boys
Good exposure for the boys. Fuck it. I
Lose loot for y'all to go watch them as well. Why not?
Razor Synapse app for macros bro i got it you all in the wrong place to be talking about
fuckin macros who are you talking to right now dude i'm lucky to hit half my shots why
reset for but for just 12 plus inventory because it's 12 plus now after the next expedition
it might be 24. After the next expedition, now I have 36 more spots where my goop can sit
rather than you with your bitch ass slots, you know? You look in short term, I'm looking
long term, long John Silvers. And you can put that on a cracker, dude. I'm gonna go
So open up that key room if y'all want to come down after you leave that track, I'll
loot this witchy.
Yeah, so that's an evil.
Okay, some explosives.
Fuck!
it. It's okay. It's all good. I think this is all good. I'm gonna start grabbing jolts.
Did we ever jolt long? I don't think we did.
Yeah, I'll be watching it. Okay, cool
Only bad thing about reset is losing blueprints. I
Mean bro at the end of the day like
It just it depends on the what type of video game player you are what type of game you are, you know
Yeah, yeah, I'm ripping minds get out of here
For me, I like purpose. I
Love purpose in games
Right now, I don't have much purpose because I've already done everything. I've already did that, done that type shit.
So I'm excited to wipe my inventory because then I will achieve purpose yet again.
To rebuild the kingdom I once had.
And in return, I get some extra stash face, you know?
The Tarkov mentality, yeah, I mean 100%.
The more to do the more fun I'm having
Do we want to do the puzzle real quick for more trigger grenades because yeah, I'm bugged. I can't grab the batteries or they're just not here
Drop one
I can't grab it. Yeah, you're right. It sucks.
Drax, the chosen one. I can't grab it.
Drax the chosen one I can't grab it they blow for me, but Jesus I'm fat
But yeah, so for me, I don't know, I like, I like there being more to do, you know, more things to consider in my raids, more things to work for in my raids, stuff like that is always good, for me at least.
I jolted bed sides. I put a jolt also on that door drag so we can double it up.
Put your shield.
Push the whole shroud. Wait, what is that?
I
Boys can I be honest with you?
55th Street, I know yeah here. Gentlemen
If you worried about shroud using whatever the hell y'all are talking about while there's motherfuckers
Aiming bonding us from across the galaxy. We worried about the wrong things. You know what I'm saying
We worried about the wrong shiznit
We got people aim bot in us from across the damn map. Can I get an aim man?
Shrouds the least of our worries
Did you just see what that guy did to me last raid? Thank you, sir. Are you worried about
That's 100% that's what I've turned this into mentally
A couple more sensors, a little trigger grenades, those cheaters when they come back.
Love it.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Ads are killing me.
We're live on both YouTube and Kick.
You can also watch there, Matt.
We know that the ads on Twitch are terrible, hence why we stream on multiple platforms.
talk about practice
They just give you metal metal is like wires
That's us. Yeah, they're really bad
Ads are coming on kick way really
Really?
Head home at the lucky hatch.
Well, here's my thing.
And I think I speak for the vast majority of people in all chats.
Goddamn.
We don't mind ads.
Brother, here you go.
I didn't want that.
We don't mind ads.
Well, now that anyone does.
The problem is, on Twitch, they'll hit you with three fucking ads.
Back to back to back.
No skipability.
Straight to the head.
Oh, it's that gasoline. Jesus.
And two of them are the fucking same!
And one of them's in Spanish!
You know?
You're an asshole.
Run.
Yo, how's your diet? Death row meal.
Death row meal! Give me a filet, mcnon.
Medium.
I'm going to heal that bitch.
Give me a filet mignon, mashed potatoes, corn, and the mashed potatoes with gravy, cornbread,
Hawaiian rolls, some of them rolls that you get from a golden corral, fried chicken, KFC,
but none of that bullshit KFC, unless the guy's name is Bob, Tom, or Arthur who's working
as a manager.
I don't want it.
Give me some Popeye's biscuits
Give me some brownies, but none of that double chocolate bullshit a regular brownie. All right. I ain't trying to have my teeth hurt while I'm dying
pasta
Alfredo and regular with the red sauce
Some of that French baguette bullshit with the Italian servant whatever they call that Italian French baguette. I want that
Give me a pizza large
Not dominoes anywhere, but dominoes or pizza hut. Give me Papa yon's
Give me three banana peppers not anymore. Not any less and
Some fried pickles and I'm good
Ready to die right on the death of Neil bro. I think that's a fucking like Thanksgiving feast
Well, you asked me death row. It's my last meal
You want from me I gotta enjoy everything I love it like before I fucking kick the bucket
Saying only what?
Detail with that shit. I mean dare you really thought of that
Don't even ask me about what I'm doing in a zombie apocalypse. I got it all panned out. I'm ready. Oh god
See a lot of people you know their brains they think about like what they're gonna do a work the next day
What they're gonna do for this that me at 1 a.m. On a Tuesday, bro
I'm going through survival situations. You know, that's where my head goes
Hmm, I'm going through everything
Everything I know a cure to it all. Oh
Yeah, I need about a 12 pack of Diet Coke as well
Die not dr. Pepper. I
Let a doctor don't get me wrong now
down. I see you drinking that diet coke. I'm like Dr Pepper all the way, but that's in
an IV in me right now. I visit that doctor many times. I think he does great work, but
you know, shit, dude, you can't go wrong with old diet coke is the reason why they gave
it to all the soldiers in World War Two. You know what I mean? Get their mental
Lock them in. Lock them in.
Dr Pepper, like a southern like sweet tea, bro.
99% sugar.
Like the grandmother makes sweet tea.
You remember, I'm from Eastern Kentucky, right?
We drink sweet tea and moonshine, OK?
And let me tell you, she might be slipping the moonshine into sweet tea
with how good it is.
It is incredible, my friend.
oh my god it's amazing oh yeah there's a lot of Eastern Kentucky guys in here I'm
from the old Ashland the old Ashland well smaller place boy County right next
to it I say Ashland cuz no one knows where the fuck boy County is
We might not be going to blue gate. I don't know where we're going
Richmond here, oh
Yeah, yeah
Hey, I know you got some creatures over there in Richmond every time I turn on code blue
Richmond County. Oh
Crack head butt naked fucking a llama and Richmond, you know every time three chickens attacked by a cougar and Richmond
You know hey, I ain't talking about the I ain't talking about the kitty cat cougar either
You know what cougar I'm talking about
Christmas is my bidet Hutch and you still have no nipples he is to 40 miles
Dutch Ashland was the oxy pipeline. You're telling me like I don't know. You're telling
me like I never seen somebody had a red like crushing oxy pill and snort that John. Trust
me, I know brother. We're leading two things, oxy usage and obesity. Number one and something
And we're number one at two things, you know?
We holding it down.
I'll tell you some of the nicest people, chat.
Some of the nicest.
Man, you go to a gas station,
you feel like you just went to church.
The nicest people, they ain't got no teeth,
and they high as giraffe pussy on Oxy.
Maybe a little bit of crack, but man, they nice.
Man, they nice.
I
These comms are wild
Can I get a one in the chat if anyone is from Ohio?
Kentucky or West Virginia and you know that every word that I'm saying right now in the toilet a hundred percent the truth drinking that shit
That's disgusting
Uh, it was it was it was it was pre-business number one track. Okay, pre-business number one
number two
Dying would love a diet coke. You know what I'm saying?
Who am I to decline a diet coke because it's been through some shit
You know what I'm saying literally
I
Like the lips part where you put your lips at I wiped it off I wiped it off
I wiped it off. I don't know. I don't know your game with Diet Coke man
If I ever get sponsored by Coca Cola, you ain't never gonna see me again
You ain't no I could win the next day.
I didn't give me about 40 cartons of that shit.
I ain't never straight.
I'm just going to be slamming them in my garage like I'm 67 years old and I'm retired.
Oh God, it'd be great.
You all right on the hill?
Up there.
Oh shit.
Over there.
We fighting that where you're coming in?
We caught them.
I mean, we could, I mean, let me see.
I got a bin. Yeah, I do too
It's on a big cut towards us
Yeah, I heard going outside I did try go for zips. Yeah, we got the door
There's that sponsor left to
Me me
Tim is he's fat, but he's a normal sized fat man
seen
They're already in
There is three options why you gotta shoot me he butter fuckers
Yeah, Tim's like six one-ish I think or six two
What are you doing here you have merely adapted to the darkness I was born in it
I love it
I think you have a Toro 4
Right here
For you
Get the hell out of the way, get the hell out of the way
Let me get that
Okay no 4, okay no 4, okay no 4
Excuse me? Excuse me? Excuse me?
I took it
I took the Toro
No you keep that, let me get that
No Toro, no Toro, no Toro
No, no, no, no. Okay. No, I'm gonna use it. I'm gonna use it. I'm gonna use it. Just say you think it's actually
Coming in the connector in the connector in the connector. Yep. Oh, no, yep.
I'm doing something very stupid. Love that. Love to hear that. I should not.
They're up. I know that was what he was yelling. I think they're up. Yeah.
Oh
Put a mine over there. Let's go in
Welcome
I mean, but then again, they definitely got some good shit
Good boy, you know these noises I just kind of weird you know
You eat too fast, get the hiccups.
Put your height and weight.
Ah!
A solid six foot eight inches tall.
That's the surprise.
Two.
Three.
Three hundred.
Three hundred pounds.
300 maybe 305 310 depends on what shit
Looks like your beard lost the war with a little chipper
I see any connector
I
That's not like a bow. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get blueball now
Long as jolted
I'll get stairs
Bunch of wasted height guys I literally was a pro athlete at one point.
You can't tell me I'm wasting it.
You cannot tell me that.
You cannot say wasted height.
It is not wasted.
I quite literally used every bit of it.
It's on use. Alright.
You motherfucker. Someone ban that guy.
Little piece of shit.
Bro, it eating doesn't count.
I'm gonna lose it. Where are all of you coming from?
Are you bungulators?
Little pieces of shit? Where are you from?
Where'd you come from?
Are you Norwegian?
I'm getting comms, I think. I think it comes.
All right, watch the catalog, so.
All right, buddy.
I could go high out of my fucking mind, but I doubt it.
You on the reefer?
I said I heard someone.
You on the devil's lettuce?
Yo, big stuff! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Oh, there you go.
Is that longer than zip?
I think zip, maybe? Zip, zip.
it was a fucking
no way was a spider it was a spider brother just jumped down
I wasted it fucking grenade rejolted
I'm just not hungry. I had a large dinner last night. I'll eat at some point. On a large
din din last night oh puzzle time we all just destroy robot yeah man do we
might have to leave our home boys and we get no business here there's a
I'm not going to be able to get to the bottom of this.
Should we go to the bottom of this?
I'm going to be at the bottom.
Oh, daddy!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
They returned the favor.
I think we got Nox, I think we got Nox.
You're healthy.
I'm here man.
One guy knocked you said?
Careful.
Three grenade on that door.
Back up on the door.
Yeah.
Hey, push out there.
Get in there.
That's what you're going to do.
I got you.
I think he's like going to close right like rock wall.
That one.
One crossed.
I'm gonna get back.
Maybe above us.
Be careful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In my room.
Oh, I just did that completely unisoned.
Another one outside.
Outside, outside, outside. I taught him a little bit.
Shooting.
I'll be in my room.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Pushing in. Pushing in.
I don't know who I am.
Do you mind, Mark?
Yeah, I'm on my way.
Are you in my area? Are you behind me?
There's one. There's one.
one more I don't know if I kill the other one
oh my god back in spade you beat the shit back in spade back in spade
oh my god
holy shit god how the hell is that hurt
I think I've hurt some people it's almost
how am I alive
oh my god
these guys have fair worlds
they're blowing up all around me
Oh
One but
Okay
I don't thank God y'all say the lie there, holy shit
Bro, I don't know how we did it.
Well, it stinks alive.
I don't know how we did it.
What, uh...
Your recipe's called Shield Hell, if like, Jesus, man.
That was electric, man.
Let's get the hell out of here, by the way.
Yep, let's go.
Same way we came from, I think.
Let's do it.
Holy, that was so funny.
Bro, I took over a track.
Every time I fucking beat.
I feel like we're missing bodies unless it puts in a duo raid.
I'm out of trouble.
I don't want any part of this lobby anymore.
Why bring a gun when you can just throw grenades?
I mean that's what that guy just did and he did really good.
Let's go bottom left this time.
Okay, let's go over here.
I got a hatch key.
Yeah, I got one.
Oh, gosh, that was so funny.
Riddin' in a boob!
of
I
Stop oh goodness
Guys great job. Thanks. Thank you for telling everyone
Yeah, that was awesome.
Oh, I can't get over just looking towards Drac just to see it explode.
That was true.
That was so bad.
Explosion.
Bro, and the best part about it was, Niko, we're holding this angle,
and I'm not kidding you.
I saw Drac attempt to look around that door on like four separate
occasions and every single time he got fucking grenade it I just couldn't yeah
I just couldn't oh gosh that was awesome
well thank you had fun watching that I was dude I was right there with you in
hell I was just hitting every other trigger grenade hit me every one hit
you. Oh man. I'm a such a. Cool. Cool. I'm almost ready. Oh, I was great to watch from
my view. Do my armor. Oh, what happened? Someone got banned. RIP 07's in the chat.
Smell you later son. We'll smell you later. We'll smell you later bitch
Hatch key I don't have a hatch key by the way. I got one. I got one. So what you end up
7 out of 7 ads son of a bitch!
Oh, gosh.
Don't talk to me.
I'm a banana, banana.
All right, chat. Oh, here we go. No nades, no processes. We needless. We naked and we
needless. It is what it is. It is what it is. It's a doggie dog world out there. It's
It's a doggy dog world out there.
Nipolis? No, I have nipples.
Oh, check in on the games.
Where we got here?
Damn it, I knew that the chargers were gonna beat him,
bro, I should've fucking put my bank account on it.
Tag on it.
I should've just left the bet there.
I was gonna parlay it.
I didn't.
Good day!
This chat that has been following since October is a bungulator, easy sp-
Ah! Mods banned everyone who's been following since October. Okay, this is what it is.
Something we must do.
We must expunge.
Damn, I spawned late.
Come here! Come here!
That is insane. What the fuck is that you're doing?
You don't fuck with it?
Watch your backs, Raiden. The matriarch has been spotted near your location.
It's matriarch.
about you if you decide to go anywhere near and always keep a close eye on her children
you want to go here uh
let's do it i got a shotty i fucked up
that works
build a matriarch boys I'ma be honest the matriarch is like hey cheaters
My shit, bro. It's just so bad right now
My only 1080p on YouTube as it's not here. Oh my gosh YouTube is chopped gap. It's only on the tube again. Damn it
The hell's going on over there
Oh
Sorry to we just
Changed all of our stuff so I could go live separately and then I got fucking DMCA today on accident anyway, so didn't help
Maybe big X won't DMCA me job
We'll take the north side of this.
Oh, top, top, top, top, top, let me...
Topping down, topping down.
Watch your crosses.
One down.
You gotta drop, you gotta drop, they're gonna get a rest, 100%.
One's on a floor above.
They rest, I'm with you.
Three knocked, one on staircase.
I
Back up on the roof
Good work team. I was like, yeah, bro. I just got I didn't know they were up there that quick
Careful down there. I'm on the roof. I'm looking over, but I don't know if they're out of you so I did not turn
third. Where the fuck did this guy die? Right here next to me?
I shoot him off!
Dude, I'm high.
Track, aren't you on the planet with us butter?
You're smoking the cheese, huh?
What's going on?
I got a movie on my arm and I'm pouring some gun.
And I say my best friend because I got it going on.
I'm a nice dude.
I was a little lost there, I can't lie.
good if I shoot this fighter lady you think she comes over here yeah she's
fucking missiles either yes I think she claps her cheeks off of our body
hey don't tease me I might actually shoot that rocket deer and take its
things I got a fucking bullfack yeah I'm a I'm a grown it make a little bit
the money
I need fucking artillery
right
I mean we might not need it
I need the wolf pack
oh no shoot back right
back right
wow
I'll pull up right here.
People right here, yeah.
Watch this.
If I hit this, if I get it, he went inside.
He doesn't care about me.
Passable.
Oh, he's back up.
Rock and tear is still alive somehow.
Hit him.
Crack them.
Hit him.
Jesus, he's one of them.
I saw him.
Wait, still alive?
I'm looking for the chargers that you can turn into energy ammo.
Is that what you need?
No, I just need Arc-O-Lay for Arc-Sictures.
Go, go, go.
Are you drunk?
Yeah.
I got two for you.
Here.
I've got another one for you.
You're just grabbing everything. I'll drop it to you in a moment.
Alright, here you go.
Here's two discs.
I'm blind.
Two discs.
And three.
thank you thank you thank you
bless you
I do have a zipline
it's a bad way to enter
I don't know they have a lot of people like a lot of things pissed on it yeah
I don't even get the leapery out
oh my god 47 million she's fine
at the minions
my parley is looking really good right now, my big one
alright so they're still in, they're still in staircase
hear me out, we go through middle, we go up zip
and then we're right there next to them, instead of running up
up and then going up a ladder. I do have a zipline and a fuel.
Let's try this, let's try this.
They have, yeah, they have both of those.
All crackers.
I think I dropped on the zip here and tried to pinch him.
I'm just worried about it.
Let me know.
I don't need this.
I have a pinch.
I don't need it.
They're in the hallway.
They're second arm pinched.
So let's get down.
Let me know.
I don't need it.
You can't see me.
I don't need it.
Two shots.
Okay, now two.
I would just handle them as he has a fucking parricade here.
Two knocked.
Contact behind me.
I can't see you.
All right, let's check this out.
I stand for the other one, nice.
I'm left, I'm moving this guy.
We've finished this bitch now.
Yeah, if you have Joltz, we can take you to Joltz.
I'm moving this one, eh?
Oh baby jupy, the jupy doll!
Oh this guy.
Oh wait.
Yeah!
Do I have one wolfpack?
I got one as well.
I have a wolfpack.
This guy was on guard duty, he had a pharaoh and a fucking stature.
And he's out.
I see a leg
This thing sucks ass
Alrighty, let me do some drop drop an extra shield in this corner
I think I might be able to kill it I'm watching this
We will pack the passion down low I think we do
I'm about to get you.
Other fucker!
Give me the jackpot, I'll tell you now.
I'm not in the corner, I don't see shit.
Okay.
Yeah, I just got a light to get him from the plane.
Yeah, my best one was that one.
I'll come back down if they fucking send it.
Alrighty, I'm looking for anything I can.
Let me try and put this joke inside of here.
I can't, but...
Wolfpacked it.
Someone else did that.
Alrighty, expect a big fight.
There.
Another Wolfpack.
They came in here to kill that thing.
Should we just go and kill it?
Yeah, we should.
Okay.
I got you guys the stairs
Hey, I am
I'm closing this I'm pulling down this show now. I'm putting it right back up so it's fresh. That's yeah
What did you say
He's a lot started
You started this, Shaolin Kong! You started it!
You're the one for the shooting!
They're not friendly. They're not friendly.
There we brought them.
I gotta flare if you want to be
Ready? I'm gonna start shooting
Let me know when you're ready
That was good, that was good
I mean bro, what the fuck do we do? What the hell do we do?
Take the barricades off and I go up the step there, maybe? I don't know.
I'll be right above, careful.
I'll attack to the right.
Keep coming.
Watch over where we get.
back down
oh my god
my shields bro
give me a moment
i got one in the corner
we do the same thing
except this time one of us
goes up zip maybe
two of them they have tempest I don't mind going up zip let me drop this wall
yeah I got a fuse in smokes I'm gonna know you're ready to go up zip I'm so
fusing it real quick I'm ready now they're moving they're moving I'm
I don't see him. I think they can zip that. Oh, that guy's hacking. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my
god. I did not see what he did to you. Hold on. Hold on. It's weird. It's weird. Maybe
Maybe it was a good spray?
Maybe I guess.
And I got smokes for the other one, doesn't it?
No.
Seeing this manager.
Two minutes.
I rewalled this up.
Guys, you got a good left on the pillars.
we need to come up to us guys okay
you keep coming up we gonna let me make them fight make them fight make them
fight it's a bit hard I'm gonna come back down yeah hold this man we hold we
hold we hold we hold y'all
how we doing on bandages we good doing alright hey
There's if and all we have
Team and all we have all the up the lounge tower
We got the most cover oh
Oh, yeah, it's fucking atrocious. I think the best way go out our side door down and
Run for the hills. Yeah, I do got a hot ski
I need help, I need help!
I can't watch over, I got shot.
Coming, I'm coming, I got my eyes just hold.
Oh my gosh, your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand, Missy.
The piece will open if you want to.
Keep coming back Dutch, come back.
Ooh, she's dead, sure.
Smoke right now would be beautiful.
Yep.
I
Need more trigonades everybody's right out
Thanks track for saving my life
Shit shit. Oh my gosh, I looked over and I got shot by the other team. I think some shit
Happen to be alive guys. That was a lot of fun. I got to shoot one bullet before I died
another pig
one of them just got fooled
okay
well
son of a bitch
these sons of bitches can shoot
I'm confused. I don't know what's up. I'm gonna just hit the ground. Yeah, I don't look the same that was
I mean, if you want to try to loot a body, I can smoke it.
I don't know where the body's at.
No, I don't know.
I think these guys are seeing through the smoke a little bit.
I think they might be able to take a gander through the smoke.
I think we just play time.
Shoot it.
they're on opposite side now? Yeah they are.
Once I hide, once one's bottom zips.
My left looks okay.
Can I see Macross?
And he is just wired into the mainframe.
Godlike movement. Where are the guys they killed? I don't know.
Chad, what do you guys think? What do we do here?
what do we do here yeah but there's so much newt to be had definitely fucking up
there no no doubt they're just they're just jerking each other off over there at
eight minutes left in the rain let me let me try some democracy gentlemen can
you hear me? Oh, sir, they call.
They call. I'm just, you know, the time's ticking. You helped me kill that group, and I am so thankful for that help. We could. Yep.
Nobody's got it that way.
Well, you- good thing, Lay Kong. I got great news. You've already killed him. God bless you.
No, no, no, nobody else got it that way, too.
What if I sacrifice my friend, Drac?
No, I'm not doing that. Not doing that. He's not gonna like that, Lay Kong.
Yeah, at least one of them.
No, Lay Kong, off the table, off the table!
Listen, my nuts are cemented into this metal barrier underneath my legs.
I will not move. I will die here, Lay Kong.
Do you want to do the D-Wed or the hog?
Well, given the mannerisms in your voice, I'm thinking you would love for me to be hard.
wait no I didn't mean that listen we can be friends no we don't got to kill them
no I'm feeling like you're talking about me right now Lake on yeah yeah well
I've already said this three fucking times and you keep telling me someone's gonna die and I'm sitting here
Oh, I just spilled my drink
Fuck hold on
You made him spill his drink
I am back. I spilt my I spilt my my monster. So what we thinking?
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I got loot.
What? What about the loot down there?
Okay, you leave that way. I loot the bodies and then we leave.
I'm out
God bless run for the fucking hell's voice
I think I just heard one behind us
Right hunch running
I don't have a winner how she all thank God
yeah dog you negotiations that they send a price of war is a heavy one
The price of war is a heavy one. I would have never given you up, Drac. I would have never done it. Never done it.
They wanted my cheeks, brother.
And they did. They did. And unless it was consensually agreed between you and me, I would not have given you up.
You're okay. I had you, but I had your safe and sound. Gentlemen, that's a Jupiter in the inventory. W's in the chat.
I'll be all with you.
Alright, it's not bad. I gotta go take my dog out. So let me ready up and give it about three minutes before you queue
Yep, you're good
All right, I have a hundred and ten bad
Not bad
Chad you guys think that guy was full of shit or you think it was legit. What do you guys think? I
Think it was I think it was legit
I
I will have my my concerns, but I didn't know that it was one or two people shooting me when I when I peeked not
One
Thank you. I think there's a chance he was of the legit nests
He also could have been a cheat little bastard, and I hope he fucking burns in game of course in game
In game and a nice fire not a bad fire, you know
And a nice fire not a bad one
And then not even I only want them to burn that bad just like uh, you know like you got to put
Some alloy on it type burn, you know what I'm saying. All right. Let me take my dog out BRB
B R Bizzle
you.
track.
map do you want to do?
home.
to replace
home.
I'm back. Sorry about that.
I wonder if he spilled all his monster on the floor.
Wait, what happened? Are we good? Okay.
Give me one second. That'll take all that you can kill.
Okay.
That'll take all.
I'm not a sensors. I'm a hatch keys.
I'll bring hatch. I got it. I got it.
I'm eight. I'm eight.
All right ready to party ready to party
Let's do it
in the air.
One.
I'm not thinking of the side UK
thinking of the tier one.
Ambient thing about five months.
Appreciate you, man.
And the cowboys losing a game they should have won, you know?
No, I didn't bet Steven. I was going to and then I lost my train of thought and I never fucking put the bet.
good news is let's check on the parlay okay here we go here we go let me look
here I just have some like very simple Paul lays tweak god okay this one's
It's chocked. Josh Allen is not doing shit, whatever.
Alright.
So I need the Bucks to win.
Oh no, it's all chocked. It's all chocked.
Kansas City's down.
Oh, that's a queen.
Kansas City's down and the Bucks are down.
I need Kansas City to do Kansas City things.
I need someone to slip the ramp for 20.
I don't know, I forgot beef ribs.
I'm gonna get an extra one.
Yeah, there you go, on the ground.
Okay.
the
Kansas City's on their third straight quarter back.
I
Said that's it
Broke I was he alive
He's shooting me with all crackers
I keep supercracks
I got you bitch right here I will tell you all fucking this lamb oh my god oh my dick
with your mom's lips what hold my dick with your mom's lips
Oh my gosh.
Finally ego child saw me and I don't die.
Congratulations on that.
I'm going to be honest.
This guy was shooting me with a holecracker.
So I'm pretty sure we just...
I don't know about that we're just trying to do the fucking clean
I don't like your talk goodbye, Lewis
Keep her moving keep her moving
The dog eat dog world out there gentlemen the dog
He's trying to do a queen came in with a green shield and one wolf pack. All right, bro
My guy I mean to be honest
I think they actually were trying to do the queen, but they are brand new to the game
My guy had a level 2 wolf whole cracker with seven shots of his grenade launcher
Yeah, I think listen guys survival of the fittest survival of the fittest
They weren't doing it anyways
Yeah
I'm more shocked at what Jack said, bro. I ain't gonna
That's a new one
Oh
Not with the answers today, I love it
Didn't pull their guns out and through nothing but grenades they deserved that and nothing more
Oh my gosh, I thought I was about to get bombed
Oh
You even activate this one
You look this guy, you know
He always moved after drag he always leaves stuff that you just kind of shake your head
Oh, what were you leaving this for not this time sometimes?
the shit boys that's two squads jump jump jump jump to the right to the right
everything you want in a box to the right that's my stuff sorry what it's out inside
inside inside inside
I
Sex red ball system says you're right
They're up I think
Anyone gonna go inside
I do I do
Was it that's right
I heard, yeah, down across across across.
We're at Redside.
Yeah, we're at Redside.
Hey, connect.
Still there.
Is there one behind him?
Is there another one?
Oh, shit.
Careful, boys.
Oh, shit.
One behind his wall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one behind wall, one left, one right.
Okay.
I got triggered in for this.
And she'll stop us.
I used my one.
Yeah, hold on.
Another head in with that.
Careful Niko. One still left.
Still he's inside this room a lot.
Yeah, one's over here. Over there. Probably in the room. One's right.
Yeah, I'm watching all that backflank
Maybe you guys both go back go upstairs. Yeah, I had them with that. Is that crazy?
I'm gonna go. Yeah, you did. He just reshielded in room
You just holding running right hand peak. I made it that he has to be on the stairs baby. No, I think you might be good there
Oh shit, you have no use on the stairs right?
Yeah, well I don't need it anymore.
Two two two two two two.
Not what I think?
Not it.
I just got to stand in the back room.
We just can't get him.
Oh my god, it was pretty.
Come on!
Wait, hold on, let me talk to Lake Kong.
All right, well we got a hide screen a little better gentlemen
Yes, we do
Well, we got a hide screen a little bit better. It looks like let me look at Lake Kong because we thought these guys were cheating earlier
Let me take out a ganda here
Which one is like Kong I just want to look because we thought they were earlier private account brand new
Who are the other guys in our team Casey right console?
Mmm, I don't know who the other guy was
They call I'm got a brand new steam so brand new it's asking me to talk to him and tell him to customize it
Oh
Well, yeah
Damn it, man
How are we doing today by the way? I feel like we're getting out, but we're not like we're doing okay making some money
Not terrible
Not terrible not terrible
Why do they snipe I mean bro did you hear the excitement in his voice bro did you hear
the excitement bro we just made that guy's week we're doing a civil service you know
we're doing a civil service we're making people's months right now you know they kill
me bro shit they're the best you know doesn't matter that they have to swipe their credit
card to get there? How's it going, Hutch? Arriving, my friend, how are you?
Raider. Thank you. I need some motherfucking processes! Damn it!
Do you have Exodus modules? Uh, I actually do.
your cycle is
way exodus modules what the fuck is that
exodus modules exodus modules
why am I blanking out purple what
take purple like crafting item
no I don't have a
all good I got to grab some more buttocks
My stock's still the best.
Yo, Odin, thank you for the six months, man.
All right, let's see.
No, we're going to run into some of the spaceport, and then inchly run into them again on a completely different map.
You got to remember how long did we wait for that queue as well because I was doing shit
Uh-huh. We just made those guys weak man. They're so happy. I mean, bro, they're telling me
I'm pretty sure I just got word that they texted their mom and said mom guess what I did today, you know
Well, they say he got work
Well, I'm not contributing society
You're talking to him on space boys. I got work after this
I know what a fucking liar, bro. You're cheating the game. You're sniping while lying about having to go to work
Brother, how low of a piece of shit are you?
Yeah, man
If you lying about having to work now, that's fucking crazy
Oh man now they're adding me they're sending me friend of quest bro these guys are fucking sweet
I have to work and lives in the system.
Many Christmas Chats.
Yeah, that does mean that means that they killed us and literally ran straight out just
so they can attempt to get in our raid again.
Oh my God, yeah, they're adding you that, yeah, what the fuck?
the smell of those individuals. Imagine the smell. Make your mama cry like an onion.
Goodness gracious. Did Queen of Solos earlier went in and we we were at the
Space Port Tower stairs they random decided to try and kill us with nades.
I beat him to death with a breach tool
How get loot open things loot hope you understood that
At him he's not hacking big squirrel. Can I be honest with you man? If someone's lying about having to go to work
I'm thinking that they're probably cheating. Our bet is I'm not looking that good. Can I be honest?
No, it ain't no it ain't gonna touch that
Can I be honest? Oh my god, I just almost choked and died welcome back to life
I down
Bum bum bum bum bum on ones
That's left
That's upright
How am I enjoying the Tarkov well, this is our
I didn't like Tarkov bro. I played it on day one. I was one of the first people to be able to actually play in the servers
I got a bug that didn't let me go to any map other than ground zero and then I quit
Haven't played it since I'm down
And to be honest the numbers on Tarkov are dropping
Incredibly fast. I think the game is gonna be in the quote-on-quote dead
Obviously still completely fine, but the dead state until the next update in the next two weeks
Like it always is bro
I don't hurt people in front.
Puzzle 2.
Tarkov gives you nightmares, dude. Tarkov is just ass.
The greatest game ever ruined. The greatest game ever ruined.
Oh my god.
Explosion behind us.
that mean no fucking sense brother hold up wait what's just after you down
he's just fucking hot oh my god there's a whole team in catwalk in catwalk
I
Holy shit
on you these are you bro oh my lord guys I'm gonna say it again just in case
anyone didn't hear we have to swap maps and fucking change things up level
Profile two friends God drag take us anywhere else right now most
Niko take us anywhere
We gotta switch things up. There is Arby's after us
Ria is on our shores. We have to switch things up
Yeah, bro that motherfucker quite literally just ran at you by the way Niko the guy
Yes
Man, dude, it's an infection, bro. All these lobbies are just shocked.
It's every fucking game, man. We don't get that fucking cheater. We're getting another fresh steam account.
And I'm sorry, I cannot believe that there's this many brand new players to the fucking steam games that are just legends.
I don't believe it. I don't believe it. It's so fucking bad right now.
I died because my game was so fucking way so what happened to you?
Well, how'd you fall?
And in the reading you probably have my sins, which means I'm answering
Okay, but no
Okay, didn't want to mantle. Oh
You fell on me down. Okay. All right
Rest in peps I'm down to white meds boys
Down to the old watt medication
Yeah, literally anywhere anywhere just as long as we change it up because yeah, right now real bad real bad
Let's go here. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
One moment, just make some jolts.
No, I'm not putting a delay on chat.
If I wanted to rock a delay, I'd just be a YouTuber.
But again, like, boys, I don't even mind getting sniped.
Snipe, it is what it is, it's just part of the gig.
The problem is, is that the people who are sniping are cheating their fucking dicks off, gentlemen.
That's the problem. It's not just fighting people who are sniping who are dog shit at the game
It is fighting cheaters while they're sniping and making it impossible for us to win gunfights. It's just
Terrible right now. They got a I'm hoping that they put a new anti-cheat in the game or something because it is atrocious
It is really really bad
We're good
It's worse the longer you guys are on because the view count goes up.
People just open up our graders and they see the top guy up there and then they just snipe
the fuck out of us.
Typically what happens.
What I say is that it's worse than Tarkov, so it's a lot easier to get in our lobbies.
If you took a poll of how many people in chat have been killed by cheaters, I guarantee you
it would be less than probably 50%.
As well as in Tarkov, there's a lot of where you can't really check to see who you're
dying from, so good players just kill you and you call cheaters.
I'd say, you know, it's hard man. It's really really hard. Do I think it's worse? No. Do I think it's really really bad?
Yeah, I think it's it's getting to that point where it's very very very bad
It's just dude is insanely easy to snipe in this game
I mean, I think some is that it best our creators is the worst
he has ever been sniped in any video game in his entire career. I think that's pretty close.
Just very, very easy to snipe.
I saw more cheaters in 130 hours on arc than 5k hours in Tarkov.
Yeah, I mean, again, I don't want to just sit here and shit talk to game.
I love our creators.
I'm having so much fun.
The legit lobbies are either amazing, but just like anything, man, you got your home
with people shitting on the streets.
You got your cheaters in any good game.
Alright boys, lock-ins, we're fine, we're good.
We are going to get a new guy.
This is Shani.
The water intake below the water treatment control building is the most likely place to find evidence of sabotage.
Are you resting?
I'd go there if I were you.
Oh my gosh, let's go to your home.
Oh, we're going home?
I want to go upstairs, bro, and get some fucking batteries and processors.
So if someone doesn't run across the map and hold us on bridge again?
Dude, that was weird.
It's been a weird day, man
I don't know though cuz like
You don't have like a really good fucking raid and then we just get slapped like
Teen sheep time is back back
Yeah, oh, yeah, this brittle is when there's multiple groups of them like I think what's going on right now
I'll get gritty with their brass our sources servers. I'm gonna Asia
I know you.
We might have to.
Because we're not going to get bullied off an Acer.
I mean, crap, I mean, crap.
It's about playing the game.
Oh, no way.
People front?
Yeah, it's the front.
Probably shooting at them going upstairs.
I'm going long, long, long, long, long, long off.
I try to get to the front, I guess.
Yeah, they might be in front, potentially.
Yeah, they might be in front.
The bots are still there.
They might be up there.
Yeah, they might fucking be where they are.
I think the area
People get a shot by rocketeer over here too
I see one
I think I heard some people breaking shit
Shed boys
I could try get out go up from here, maybe I can go upstairs case we might go set up a pen chair
I'm like I'm like
I'm like
I'm
I'm crabbing up there
I don't have any clue here, I think we might be chilling, I might have been here somewhere else.
Just careful though, careful, careful, careful though, be careful if you're riding in a room.
she jolt does it I don't know how to find oh yeah all right i'll jolt it okay fucking
batters like we're good I think we're good
the fuck are we hearing I don't know I heard like I heard they could they could have
went no they can't have went zip we were there hmm I don't know maybe maybe
Maybe it's a very good aggro tent, really.
Some good old batteries and processes.
Octanies, baptites.
Have they, as tarp I've added a peanut streamer item in the game yet?
No they haven't.
They just teased it.
They're probably gonna hold it until the updates. They know he's not gonna go back for it
Which dude I find that so funny like
They don't add it but now that he's pulling the viewers that he's pulling now, they're like hey
Let's let's give him a streamer item so he comes back
Shameless motherfuckers, bro
Shameless shameless shameless
I mean bro, that's just how those motherfuckers operate.
They did the same thing, I mean I hate to compare the two, but when Doc came and played
the game, he played the game for like three days, this is whenever he was pulling crazy
viewers, and they instantly put him in a streamer item like the next day.
the next day they gave him a streamer item
their whores for viewers man they love that shit that's all they care about
alright guys we played the game
and i hate it
yeah i'm done
to go and i think that the team and that's
on
over here
We could also go to the place over to our right people typically fight like over here
I wash your mouth yeah
Yeah
Jump on that bitch
Bird's left
Those birds are typically like right here, carefully might be up into our left
Uh-huh
What the fuck
I see anything yet.
And they're shooting at NX, let's just go over there.
Now I was going to jump on the wasp and ride it.
And I got down here.
a lot of stems
come on
herd, herd
I
Ambirds
So your shots over here. Yeah, I just heard
you yeah yeah they're coming back well I'm getting angle on them
I'm gonna get real quick are you going oh shit they're pushed out there on that
staircase one second I'll try to look over
I'm second I might have a nice old
Right over here
One here one thing smoke in smoke and lit running right here one dog on this okay
Oh
This gave up
The lobbies are fucked again as well what the hell is going on
Poor guys
Oh God
I don't have any other children
Oh my gosh we're so down bad on meds
I guess there's just two of us
Yeah I think so
Well, they don't know there's three of us
How long is this I don't know I'm down for a reset though. I think this map is dead
He's paying for the bushes boys. Watch this watch this
Go ahead hit that hit that keypad I
Really don't want to do a roll. I don't want to waste my meds. I don't fuck you. You're fine. You're fine
Whoa
Oh man, I did not expect to drop on those guys staring at me.
I
Holds that ban just started
Our problem is view bonding. It's top creators the hype up 1.0
No, they weren't you got to remember bro. It's not our next move if there's something that people
Than anything it's free shit
And if you're offering people who've never seen a good gun in that game a chance of getting it for free
They're gonna watch they're gonna watch that's for show
Fully they give it a get did appreciate you man
But no I don't think so I don't think they were
You know what you know where to take us you know
You know you know yeah, do I know you know you know
I don't know I don't know. I don't know where to go wherever you want to go we go
Oh my gosh two processors that's two kills
boys it's so bad over here I have no green meds and I refuse to buy them
you're getting there I got 20 years left I can craft five five green ones I got
five green meds boys we kill somebody I'm gonna need them meds ASAP gotcha
gotcha gotcha
let me know uh...
is it hiding
yes or yes or oh my god i have no shield charges either
i will buy those
holy shit
15k for shield charges i'd rather die
fuck
you know whenever you guys ready up this quick it makes me feel like I'm the
slowest moving turtle in the world I'm trying to make to be honest so I'm
trying so hard to go fast I just can't I'm ready
I'm spending my last day free loadout in queen slash matriarch raids killing all the last
minute farmers you sick bastard and I love it I love that from you check the parlays
check the parlays where we at I need Josh Allen to run for a hundred yards yeah that's
shocked any baker may filled to run for a hundred and thirty yards yep that's
shocked the bucks have tied it the chiefs are fucked yeah my parlays are all
dead I've gone it man
how many space dollars do I have in total I can't check I can't leak bro we're
getting sniped by cheaters I wish I could
You know what? I'm happy the chief suck. You want to know why? Because every year you
guys sit on your throne of lies getting given games by the damn refs laughing because your
team is great. And for once, finally, you get to experience what it's like to suck
ass you know I look over to the YouTube chat and I see SOB
Seven dairy just show that blank how much money you got
I'm not living in a real world, bro
We're missing the playoffs for 90% of the time for the last 50 years.
None of that matters.
Not what you have done is what you're doing right now.
And the Chiefs, I'm happy to see them bleed.
I'm happy to see the Chiefs suck ass.
All right.
Oh
Just a humble mule and farmer just a humble mule and farmer
But check up top for quick
Something that we come in from behind I want that hospital
Bills have an easy path to get there this year I see the bills making it
I can see it
Well the bills went in their game right now
I'm a huge Josh Allen fan. I think Josh Allen is not the goat. He's really good
Are we getting mule and I need bandages from completely out of green meds bro been terrible that's fun sour ball
very very bad that sounds like maybe three kids maybe not scary sectors let's go get
active I got my shit let me get up they've been just ready to be crafted
They
Not such a knowledge that's them
Yeah, they're husband
How's that actually them I don't know trying the window here
Let's go out bottom and then go across work up the stairs
Oh my god, I fucked myself nice and hard. Okay, okay, that's yours. Okay
One more
Oh, you're a nice man. Hey
Hey you
Big exaplod
Hey music, I'm the biggest the largest
My god miss oh my gosh, she's poor give me all the meds. Give me all the meds
There's a fucking crack
I mean these had to be the guys, no?
Now we're shooting those drones and stuff. They had to be the guys.
There's Rocket here once our Johnson's voiced.
Yeah, that thing is on our ass.
Let's go this way. Let's go this way.
zipline back to where we came from and then go around the outside oh shit balls
oh shit
well I'm gonna take that to the right now
it's always a shocking applause too by the way
shits
why didn't that guy is third?
maybe
that thing is still kicking
Yeah, it's coming right down to the hole.
Do I chow this train? Do I chow it? I'm chowling it.
Niko, if you can meet me on the other side, that'd be good.
Okay, I'm close to your side.
I was going to get in.
I don't know.
You're soloing there, brother.
If you shoot me, you're raised a little bit.
I'm coming, nice.
Another team here.
I'm coming.
Hold down!
One fold.
I
Shit I bounced a grenade off of their fucking head. Oh
My gosh, how much time we got a minute to loot these guys inside before we have to call it again. I'm gonna start looting
Freak it
There are herbies
Good next up in my behind in your arse. Thank you
Clicking it out. Yeah, I think so like that's the move first the guy that was out here. There he is
That's a guy I heard myself of cool
That's good
He's the first guy I murdered over here. No, this guy. Maybe I don't know.
Alright, I'll just leave it at that. I'll get a rattler and a free carrot.
Alright, let's get that fork out of here.
Alright, you want these?
How's the mule in? Oh, my man. Alright.
You can buy those blue ones, too, with what's it called? Those blue points?
Oh, you're right, I shouldn't use those at all.
Good raid.
He gave you herpes? No, herpes, man! Herbs!
Herb!
H-E-R-B Herb.
I'm just gonna get the
Yo, Nim. Think of the tier one.
Expedition is at 3 AM tonight.
a couple of raids in. You guys
want to trigger a new train?
Wait, what? In what world track
would we not have trigger grenades? We play every day. You know I got that thing on my waist.
Oh, you're a sick bastard.
Oh
I've been there myself I once people try to cancel me for not even what I said, but what my chat said
People fucking yelling in my chat almost got me fucking cancel man. It's done that
Wait, it's like if you were accusing us. I'm gonna lie like RP. I bet they fucking did oh
Bro, you don't even know
right you're a cop in there too like how do you know brother everything everything
you can think of man God bless you don't I mean bro it's fucking crazy especially
before like before I got to where I'm at now in terms of like the amount of people watching
me oh my gosh and you got to remember to like I'm a piece of shit and I play like I'm
a piece of shit all these other people they play like they're living vicariously through
their character you know they're fat in real life so they have a six-packing game me I play
a fat character being fat in real life and give people tickets to ruin their fucking week
you know like I'll sit there and they'll you know they'll be grinding like eight nine hours a day
they go trying to like make money in this game and then they'll run into me at a traffic stop and
I'm like looks like I gotta give you a five hundred dollar citation for jaywalking and
They're like please I've been been trying I've been delivering garbage for four hours. Don't do it hutch. I'm like I
Just I got no choice. I got no choice and they just lose their fucking minds man
They lose their minds
Touch lock in I'm locked bro. I'm locked more locked than you've ever locked the door in your life. I
Got a lock with a chain on it
oh man four hours of garbage
so bad dude you're getting fucking citations in the video game
you have no idea track you have no idea man role-playing man
no idea the things that I've done and I play a character called busting cider
it's like a 450 pound pot and uh dude people just
you know they hated me busting busting cider
It's no
Sider, you know, yeah, I
Have one zed you're going to try to do
Or such a oh
Me, it's okay. Listen Niko strap in bud get us up here
And we're gonna take you to my home
Gotcha, cuz it's cold outside. It's clear. Maybe it's cold outside
after annex
Can I make it up there?
It's okay if you can't, we can go through the sewers like the rats that we are.
Alright.
Whoah!
Wait, was that pond?
Was I sliding around on that pond?
I think I was.
Yeah, you said, I just noticed that.
Wow.
Alright.
You get out of here.
Alrighty.
Let's crack this door.
Now we gonna go fishing Chad get your poles ready.
Little bit of this, a little bit of that, I got no grenades either.
Alright, three triggers.
Alright, that's good here.
Now fuck now go ahead to open that up track
Don't open up the door Nico follow me coming. Oh, I think I know
Don't mind me going into the wall
wall. Let me take a peek. Let me take a gander. How beautiful it is.
Yes it is. See if we have any teams. Now we don't shoot anybody from up here because
that'd be scummy. But instead of looking down a hole, we just take a little peeksy outside.
Hmm. That's all feature. I tell Chad some exploit because we can 100% fit in this
wall you know just the fact of looking through the wall and a little frowned upon
now there's going to be multiple teams coming gotta be a little patient
question about flares
oh there's a team below us just heard a camera break they broke the camera on the outer side
of the door there you
Anything that happens here is deserved.
One just reshielded.
Another one just reshielded.
Oh, the door is open.
Yo, let me commit to the zipline though because my stick drift will knock me off now
Two minds
Okay, they just look directly happy
They didn't okay, maybe they were checking up top. Oh, yeah
Hold don't fire just yet hold
Here to come
Hold your fire
It's going to go down here soon gentlemen, it's cold snap.
There has to be more teams here, where are they all?
networks I'm booked oh what is this guy doing bro I think he's a knower if you're
We're a now we're shoot two bullets.
Team Trapshawm.
Does anyone have trigger grenades?
I do.
Okay.
I do, I do.
So they have a jolt on the other side of the door as well.
They have multiple jolts on the other side of the fucking door for some reason.
I like going this like little like
this like edge here or whatever am I not gonna slide off yeah yeah no you can walk on that
job okay let's make sure part though triggering it down if I need to well what are these guys
doing
It's well, I've seen you be yapping for like two hours, man
Go home. That's them. Go home big swirl go home
You've been yapping non-stop with nothing but complaining for like ten hours
They're not going down, they're not going down there, they go wait all rain, fuck em.
Yep.
Oh, I go.
They're paving us.
That's a tempest, is it not?
I believe so.
I
To begin I'm gonna preemptively wait hold
He's walling he saw through the wall ceases up here put mines for us
He had no idea he just looked at our exact positioning because he had
Okay
Oh, it's a new team. Oh new team has entered the arena
They're pushing they're pushing waiting
All maybe it's cold outside
Oh, there goes the other one.
How many jobs did these guys fucking place?
What is going on in there, bro?
Oh!
Oh my God, my balls just dropped right in there.
No, I did, I did.
No, I did, I did it.
I swear.
Jesus, man.
Hope I just saw him again.
Did they just replace the mine they hit with their own fucking bite?
Are you sure the camera's out?
Hold.
What though is that a fucking noisemaker I think so
There are marlins in these waters we just got to be patient gentlemen
to be one more of the tip of sub top
track you go first we follow
yes wait i got it we need more space okay i'm going to
go go go go go oh my god we're here i just got someone
i think that's all of them i think that's all of them
i'm gonna download it
I'm gonna come everywhere.
I'm a Kettle One.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get out of my way.
Let me get that ball.
You please don't get anything man, please.
Sorry.
Hey!
Watch your mouth.
What?
Please call at another time.
Thank you.
I'm gonna call you.
call at another time thank you oh my god this guy was poor this guy was fucking
poor yeah we left your body down there man yeah we left you a body of me assholes
you got the tempest didn't you oh he's not doing that stop doing that he's not
it is pants it's all over did you get did you get the tippy yeah I heard you
I hope he said oh my gosh oh my gosh I mean boys boys have I ever let you out
have I ever led you astray oh no you haven't w dicky infinite w dicky come
Come on, boss.
He's like one for one.
That's what I'm talking about.
I got a Fireward BP?
Wait, I'm turned right now.
Yes, you are.
I hope I'm hearing you.
Yeah, I'm gonna go check Annex.
Up this window.
Annex.
I'll fly.
All right, let's make like horseshit and hit the trail, gentlemen.
Are we?
All right.
Come down to me, we go this way.
We're coming.
I got a husky.
That's just where it is.
Buh-down, buh-down, buh-down.
Things are gonna be the same.
Buh-down, buh-down, buh-down.
That's just where it is.
All on me, we don't need that.
the hell
what are we eating I'm probably gonna just in gold chapter stream to be honest
I was thinking pizza today, pizza and wings and football while I drink way more alcohol
than I should.
Oh, I can't wait.
Man, Chad, when we're not getting sniped off the map, the raids are going pretty well.
This is nice.
Are you getting on at 3 AM?
Fuck no.
Hell no.
Hell no. Hell no. Ho ho.
No. Absolutely not.
I'll probably get on it like...
Shit.
Maybe like seven?
Maybe?
Look at these three BP's that I would have loved if the wipe wasn't tomorrow.
and
any good
man i was great boys had to say i enjoyed doing that
i enjoyed something
or something you know what's awesome
this little you know just uh... just an appetizer just an appetizer of
success
a little guy. There's still a little guy. We should have went upstairs and looted those
processors. That was a fundamental flaw. It's okay. I'm gonna bring in a Tempest. Like
I'm just gonna bring in guns I don't ever use. Do it, bro. You're gonna have it tomorrow.
Exactly. What you're topping on a pizza, you're gonna, chat, before I tell you, number
If you haven't followed the stream, please follow on twitch. We are so close
I can't believe I'm saying this to half a million
follows over on the twitch it is
Insane and we have crime to that
Honestly, it's nuts. I appreciate everyone, but that's a pretty cool accomplishment. So if you haven't do that number two
Now I know you just followed me
Or sub to me on the tube
So don't instantly undo either of those things after what I'm about to say
You got a promise
Can I get a one-in-chat if you're promising me that you're not gonna judge me for what I'm about to say one in the chat I
Call it the Hawaiian redneck. I love pepperoni and pineapple on my pizza
Don't put the knife down
rub put the fucking knife down put the knife down put the knife down put the
gun down why is Gav saying that he quits guys it's good you gotta believe me
you gotta believe me the Hawaiian redneck is a fucking great pie
Whenever I was in Brooklyn, I asked yes, I bet he
Well, I'm gonna be honest. I didn't I didn't put the money on it, but I'm glad I made you money
I'm glad drack that I made you money. You're welcome. I'll put 25 to make 50. I love that for you, dude
I love that for you. Hell yeah, I love that for you
All right boys and my chat's flaming me. I gotta tell y'all what just happened
I told chat that my favorite pizza is something I call the Hawaiian redneck
Dude you get pineapple on pizza pepperoni and pineapple
Oh
It's so good chats chat is right by the fuck are we putting pineapples on pizza cold-ass pineapple?
It just juice all over into the fucking cheese. That's not horrible
I
Bro it's good Chad. I'm telling you
And no the pineapple isn't cold they they put the pineapple in it's it's warm. It's warm pineapple
Yeah, but like that's still bad like no, it's eating fruit warm. It's not bad man. It's good. I'm telling ya
Wait, I got a one second. I
Didn't get stems. I'm hiding screen. We're good. I
I
Appreciate you Nico by the way hide the screen and shit man. I'm sorry you got to do this with me
I got a bunch of bungalow eating assassins in here a bunch of fucking assassins
You uncultured piece of shit un-American probably French fat bastard
mods
what the fuck are we letting slide in here
what is going on
i'd rather die
yeah i'd rather fucking die
olives onions bro i'm gonna be honest
if you know what's a bridge
brother i'd
i would rather you kick me in the mess with steel towed boots
then make me eat an onion
Oh my god, if they put bro when I orders that when I order a cheeseburger and there's onions on that cheeseburger
Obligated to throw it back at him through the window. That's me with pickles
Yep
You tell me you ain't you don't fuck with no deep fried pickle. No, why do I was just saying this muted?
Why do y'all fry everything?
What about a deep fried Oreo? Oh
I just said that too. I was saying that you guys make unhealthy foods
Dr. Have you tried a funnel cake before bro?
What the hell is going on?
Have you tried like you went to like a like a like a fair and had a big-ass turkey leg with a like a funnel kick
Dude drag
Man, we gotta take you out of the house though. I'm done
Me shit where you eating Capri Z salad type by
See this is what's wrong. This is what's wrong with this generation
Listen, let me you got to come and stay with me
Older than you you got to come and stay with me for a week. Let me show you life. Let me show you low venison
Let me show you a little deep prop pickle
Let me take it. Let me take your hunting fishing. Yeah, I'm telling you man
I'm gonna let me help you live a lot of what in the fuck is that?
Pineapple is my favorite
Yeah, get that off my screen you piece of shit
It's what the hell
I've around though was Twinkies bro. Like I'm a big back. I think he's we're not that good
No, that's what he's a disgusting
Ever a fright right jerky's you lead track. I don't care
All right, walk in get off my screen
Walk in I
Don't tell you sick bastard
All right, let's go get some good anathas
No, I think the local piece of places shut down on Sundays near me
Oh beautiful
Sorry
I
Think of the pride. I should be a sponsor right here. Yep. Yep
Where's my hot at
I have a hood I
Can't see what guns I have
This is fine. It's like said
No pizza on the Lord's day and all the time that amen
Amen a deep ride DC. I try
We'll get down in dirty
I
Love deep fried Oreos
If you think when you get older you're gonna be bald
I can't even see my cross here
You guys are like 10 minutes a hour
I'm trying that right now.
I'm raw dogging this shit.
I can't even see y'all's names.
F10 to turn HUD back on.
That's right, that's cap.
Yeah, let's try it.
What?
F10.
Oh my gosh, it actually turned my head off.
Hey, F10.
Oh, I love you.
I'm just kidding.
Just kidding.
Okay, I got flares.
I'm gonna say poppin' though.
Only good in this red building, go get my, yes.
Sanctions, go get my, go get my, one night pass.
Sniper in the house, I'm okay, he's dead.
one more fight, drop one more, no Tim's currently contemplating jump after that football game
Yes, I'm gonna be honest. There's very few like
Wild game type me that I haven't tried
You tried alligator. Oh, I love gator gator
Oh, yeah
I'm losing Anna. They have the gator out there, bro. That's just pretty good
Gators great gators great, bro
Love moose love elk
No, I've never had a moose knuckle. Listen, Jack, if anyone ever offers you a moose knuckle, tell them no, that is the ball sack of a moose.
Oh, that's a camelsaw.
That is moose testicles.
Oh, yeah.
We got different moose knuckles.
Isn't moose knuckle a camelsaw?
Hot!
Like a...
Yeah.
Pfft.
No, I've never eaten raccoon, but I have had squirrel.
I see him in the tower.
Squirrel is really good.
Squirrel.
Need some squirrel stew?
Ooh!
Yeah, I got rabbits.
I'm going to go ahead over here.
Are they running away?
No, I've never had a turtle.
Norbeaver.
Never had bears.
But I've heard that black bear is actually really good.
I've heard that black bear is actually really good.
It's gonna be fucking calm.
I've heard that from a couple places actually.
I've also heard it's really bad.
No, you can get a fair tag.
There's places you can get it.
With that being said chat, we're talking about a lot of things a lot of hunting a lot of different animals
Are you killing I'm going to say this is a disclaimer. Are you I do not believe in
Any type of animal for game? I believe anything that you kill you should eat and if you're killing anything for trophy
You're a piece of shit, and I hope that you develop arthritis in your Johnson. I am an animal lover
I respect animals on on on on on on on on on on on on on coming up
I see him, I see him, I hear him.
You kill one?
Yeah.
Up and down.
Follow me.
I'm dead.
Come on over here.
You last.
Good job.
I'm dead.
Yo, this guy's been seen if we crawl in the corner, he might not hear us up there
I'm just gonna hide in the corner to the left
My friends they're fucking animals if they see you they're gonna fucking kill you
You go yeah, right there, right there. Don't move. Don't move guys. I don't know where he went
I don't know where he went
Don't make me sound
All right
Oh my god
All right, that went a little differently than I thought but so great
Oh my god, he had a shaker
I need I need I need I need the candle thing
What is that being gotta go by that I mean bum bum
That's your the shit out of me mine. Oh my god, I'm like, let's get out for a drink
That's racist that's got that's gotta be racist
Oh
I
Be sick
You like sounding like that guy with the juicy ass on that one
She was plump she
I need to watch that wow man I'm missing out
Watch that shit
And that was awesome
We love the back is everybody her baby
Lobbies are you know
Screen next game boys. Yeah
These are these are
When you when you used to meth
Pratt don't hit the same. You know what I'm saying. Let's get on there boys
I've got it
Oh, dick's gonna love that clip
Oh man. Anyways back to what we were talking about. Jack have you ever, have you ever been
hunting before? Nope. Never? Never. Bad choice, bad choice, bad choice. Oh I really wanted
that slurry tree. You've never, no I've been fishing a million times. Well kind of, well
Okay, so when you see you see it's a legitimate fishing. Okay. Yeah
Wait like oh, okay, I'm sorry sit the extract maybe they'll rotate over
I got the flares, but they really want to come down. I'll tell you there ain't nothing like hunting
I'll just tell them chat. You got to hunt the right way. Whatever you hit whatever you kill you must eat period
If you ain't eating it you ain't killing it you shouldn't be killing my book unless unless
Indigenous species and they must fucking die like more in the hogs. Yeah, like a hog
Bro
That's fun. Now. That's just good Christian fun taking down some hogs
Fuck them pieces of shit
You go like bohunting or you just I go bohunting. I like bohunting
That's what was close by the way
He's gonna be this way. Oh, sorry. I said indigenous. Sorry, Che. You know, I'm dyslexic. I'm an invasive
Killing all the indigenous all the Cardinals will die all the birds
I think yeah, but but two yellow here. Yeah, right here
I missed everything again
Fuck it, right? Yeah, fuck it. I'm down. I
Don't get a kill anytime soon my chest gonna follow so we got to go
We got a zip line from top of all
These assholes keep shooting me from the fucking
Why did I just slide
of these guys out there might be red they're a hundred percent in red and
one of us are about to get clapped and I really hope it's not me is there a
three I saw two I saw two as well
we're gonna get on the bodies over inside inside Eric
That's me.
Funny, funny, okay.
Phone down, sir.
Going down, okay.
Oh, no, they're on, they're on button, on button.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
What do you mean?
Dead?
Have you snatched your dead?
I got him dead as well.
I'll do three kits.
Yeah, I think they're free.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna be...
Oh my God, he's on fire.
There's a lot better when you tap it.
Yeah, these guys are free.
I'm going to go behind this.
Hey, hey bitch.
I can't hear you.
What the hell, Frank?
What the fuck?
What?
What the hell?
What is it, Stardy? What you got to say, man?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, guys.
I'm sorry.
No, please. I gotta be late.
You can take it anyways.
What's up, bro? Why do you think it's hard to meet?
Yeah, yeah.
Boys, hammers out.
You might want to turn away for this, part.
I hope he wants to join. Come on, get in the pile.
Come on. Get in the pile.
Beat this motherfucker!
Shut down, you! Get in the pile! Yeah!
What was he saying, Jack? I'm sorry.
I don't know. I don't know. I'm pretty sure he hit the X-Lare at one point as well.
As well, I could have been a Karen. Oh wonder. I don't know. I don't know that guy
When he goes a game try like
Yeah, what the fuck
CVS you have those cold candy
Yo, so candy for nuts. I got some chicken fries and a large fry
Wait, I'm not done yet
I don't know why my mic does that.
Do you get offended when they're like, is that it?
Like, I think you're ordering.
Dude, I get so pissed.
I get so pissed.
I just start going, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
Don't leave yet.
And then, what's even worse is whenever they close it and they're like, hello, can
I take your order?
me I've been waiting for you to come back what they increase I'm doing crease
happy 1795 and you're like wait wait wait hold on that's it let's run that
shit up give me a McGriddle an apple pie on that John yeah how many McDonald's
points do you have now I don't know it was the first monopoly winner on the
I'm gonna tell y'all something and it's a true story. Okay, okay?
Chick-fil-a
Before they had the phone app back in the day used to give out chick-fil-a
Reward cards that they would only give them out to their pop members
They're best of the best and they were these little white cars somebody in chat might know what I'm talking about
And that's what they used to keep their points on way before they did the app shit
I had one of those cars, and I loved it
I am a signature member on Chick-fil-A. Come on now. Come on now. That's the Lord's chicken the Lord's chicken
Yeah, I won't lie. I'm definitely
Nothing better than it. I'm gonna be real though, and I've told this to chat
I'm a fence and people here and I don't care
Chick-fil-a has dropped the ball of late
The devil might be in that chick-fil-a. I'm telling you
What it used to be
It's the truth it's the truth the chicken ain't chicken and no more don't taste nearly the same
Don't taste nearly the same. It has this weird like aftertaste to it
because it's probably kangaroo
I don't know what it is
I don't know what it is but it ain't the chicken I once knew
I don't know that bitch that ain't the same
oh apparently they changed the chicken in you
probably, probably squirrel
that's why I love Popeyes
I love Popeyes
God I love Popeyes
they might throw the bag at you as you're leaving but shit
that shit ain't a terrible neighborhood bro I don't fucking want it
If you go to a Popeyes at 1 a.m. And you ask for extra sauce
Wear a helmet is you gonna get thrown at you
That's something across the church is chicken, bro. I love chicken as well, dude. I love church is chicken. I
Was in high school. We had one right next to the place. It was fucking fire
What's the other place chat that you can get a chicken sandwich pasta
Masta ribs a milkshake and a smoothie at the same spot. Where am I thinking of?
I'm the only person on the planet here if I didn't get the McRib
Cookout brother
I'm telling you cookout is
Incredible I love cookout. I love it. I love it
Yeah, if I if I have money I'd buy a cookout fuck it
Dude I love
Cookout what is cookout? What is that? Oh drag barbecue?
Drag everything shit
Piece of shit. Can I just get an example brother cookout is everything
That's what I just said you go to a cookout you getting pasta you getting you getting barbecue
Burgers chicken sandwiches smoothies milkshakes everything okay?
Okay, it is the greatest 1 a.m. Food
Slash I am high as giraffe pussy type of food you could ever ask for your entire life
Everything you want like like chain restaurants that are no it's chain. I whatever I lived in a Tallahassee
there was a place near the college you lived in tally and I'm not a nice there
yeah I'm getting arrested in Tallahassee
yeah I don't know who I fight yeah I listen tolla nasty for a year Brooklyn
first season yeah I was in New York for a bit I say first season was just a
couple weeks. Whenever I was
getting surgeries. Oh, that's
right. You played
professional baseball. Uh,
yeah, a little bit type shit.
Miami was up there near St.
Lucy for a little bit.
St. Lucy and, um,
sort of, uh, fuck, I forget the name of it.
Oh, you, you were flouted.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I only lived.
I was in, I was in Kentucky.
I mean, I'm back and forth, but I moved out of Kentucky.
I was like nine.
I still live there like in the off season.
Okay.
So what do you?
How about?
Do you have grills?
I tell you, you don't have your real Florida man.
Say it again?
Do you have grills?
No man, I don't have fucking grills, dude.
Not a real Florida man.
What?
I think that's just Miami, bro.
No, that's a Florida thing.
No.
Grills?
Did you imagine my ass with fucking grills?
I'd get canceled in a day.
You might.
I gotta go look at you and imagine you in a sec.
I'm after this, I'm after this.
You're so hard.
Yeah, I might be hard.
You gotta get an iced out of watching shit.
Ty, shit.
Put the pinkies up to your canines.
Hit the Kodak ball.
Yeah, come on.
I'm gonna get your grills for Christmas.
Say that, Dan.
He's got tattoos, too.
Say that, Dan.
It is a Broward and Dave thing.
Give me a piggy ring as well fuck it one more now. I got rings
I look at my chat if someone said what even is hunch what if that even
Fuck does that mean
Is your YouTube chat more sane than your twitch?
My YouTube chat is usually just people even say either saying peanuts going to win the world war you're fast
or
Like my YouTube chat typically is like just like a week to a month behind what is currently happening today
There are a lot of new people. It's just that haven't watched me my twitch chat is
Typically a lot of people who've just been here for a long time like you know, yeah
No, I kick chat. They don't say shit. They just hang out, you know smoke math work in the chat sometimes
They're probably my kickchats probably somehow the most sane version of any of my chats
Jorkin it. Yeah, they're jorkin it rubbing that John
Please photoshop drills on
All right
Let's get in and then I gotta take I gotta take my dog out real quick
I think he might shit in the house. You all want to go in here really quick?
Alright cool, it's done. He's been bothering I did clean up shit at 345 in the morning, and it was terrible
Don't be honest, I was I was moments away from ordering a caller moments away, but I didn't
But I didn't
But I didn't I restrained
Why is there so much you in the stitcher next to us I wonder if I've never tried like one
of those uh what I wonder if I just ever tried one of those like you know if you eat
like AP like the big like the biggest fucking pizza at the pizza shop oh finish it in
like under 20 minutes. Yeah, like
man versus your type shit.
God, God kill that.
to eat the fucking hell burger here
at.
I
Sleepers fucking annoying
Oh my god, they are.
Wait, hold on.
They are back!
Sorry about that!
Oh my god.
my god this might this might be it this might be yeah this might be really bad
all right what's going on I'm here someone's here us someone's here us
haven't shot of us someone's here
are you down this truck bed they're inside like this church area leapers
going after him hold on
there's like a barn or some sort yeah there's like no way to play there
no mention you go yeah I don't remember
one L on me
been speedy in here doing the same thing that we were doing I'm not came out of an
a-k actually I wasted all those resources on 10 chemicals I'm sick to my son
All right
Let's get it there's 13 minutes left you sir oh my god the zippy zapping your leg
Bungulate your ass for rest of the night lock in exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark
can someone get that motherfucker a lollipop or something cuz my god what the
hell did I just read holy shit that guy's making grilled cheeses at night
well that's all the fuck of real cheese right now
came into that oh it's made of soup
we're out
yo 15 minutes
let me get out of here
I would never do that to my dogs
anything about me I love my puppies more than life itself
I'd dive for my dogs those are my babies
even though they shit on the floor make me contemplate murdering them I still
love them so much
I see I'm right here
when you spend as much money on medication as I do for my dogs you're
allowed to shit talk them
guys gonna indulge
one up here
One left one left yep
Call it your boy call your boy tell him you're gonna die if he doesn't push call it your boy
Tell him you're gonna fucking die if he doesn't punch!
Oh my god, I never even saw him.
That was all aim assist, that was crazy.
Oh, Rocketeer.
Rocketeer.
I don't get this guy.
He called my bluff. He called my bluff.
No, one of my dogs just is.
He has what you call the epilepsy.
What is the bullet travel on this thing?
I'm not even kidding you. Probably like seven different types of medications. It's fucking ridiculous.
Who's hand is this?
Oh
Wow
Hey, they go are your hands where's the guy that we come in here?
No, he's outside
There were there I get you they were poor they were actually for
four bullets
here
Oh, come here.
Ha ha ha, this tree!
Oh yeah, ornash kiss.
There's a fun acrosscat.
How'd you go?
Oh, he's gone.
Hanging around.
He's gone.
He's hanging around.
I
Wish what's happening
We can sit to the bottom. It's like
Wait, who's just shooting all that was that? Oh, no
Bro, when was the last time we came down here and there wasn't a thousand bars
Oh my gosh, I'm
I'm trying to watch some football man.
I keep looking over and you guys are updating me on stuff I'm missing.
I'm trying to watch foosball.
No shots at the extraction?
I did.
I heard it like, maybe like the earlier extraction.
Avatar 3 actually good?
Wait, did Avatar 3 come out?
Yeah.
Let me go up just in case.
Again?
Yeah.
Cause we have the, wait what's up man?
Yeah, they called the extraction up here.
I'm not kidding you boys.
We're streaming for like 15 hours tomorrow because of the update.
So that's why I don't mind taking off early today.
I don't go to bed.
What do I need?
That's not it.
No, I'm not offered too much.
So I'm just telling you.
I'm trying to go watch some football, sleep, relax.
We got a long day ahead of us tomorrow.
I've literally missed all the lines are about to play
as well. I'm diving on these foals. Okay, well, there that goes. Fuck you! Fuck you!
I'm down to hit this. Maybe the king comes. Someone is taking over my aim and it's not
me. Hey, Jack.
What? Oh my god you fucking dickhead.
No it was the fat guy. Yes. It was the fat guy.
Oh my god I just walked into it.
Oh shit shooting three.
Oh it's looking at me now.
Oh
Hey!
Damn!
Sorry about that, Nico. You got-
Heheheheh!
I'm gonna air out my fucking cheery.
Heheheheh!
I'm gonna fucking chill some more.
Oh, my man, my man.
What was that raid?
Bro, what was the last four raids, man?
What is going on?
Is this what the game is supposed to be like?
What's going on?
What's happening?
All right, we are going to Blue Gate.
We are going to Blue Gate.
All right.
All right, you're going to blue gate. That is where we are going.
Let's go.
LG for me.
All right.
Hey, all I'm gonna say is not a bad first. I'd say wife.
I don't even know how to like, what is an expedition exactly?
Like what are we calling that shit? It's a wife. Like, yeah, it's a wife, right?
Yeah, yeah. Hey, that's a great first wipe gentlemen great first wipe. Yeah, we did amazing
We did amazing. Oh, we did amazing
I don't know why I'm on I'm on drag shit today. I don't know why
I don't know drag. I'm sorry, bro
Oh
Yeah, let me show the expedition one last time
6.3, I mean that's pretty fucking solid dudes. That is pretty solid man
We gotta give Tim some stuff so he has five mil as well
All right
Let's make it a fucking good one, baby
You see this
So Chad, I'm thinking all seriousness, um, we will probably be live no later than like
8am tomorrow.
8am is probably going to be the start time.
The only thing that changes that, I hope I don't jinx it, literally the only thing
that changes that is if Blue has problems tonight.
Now he's been really, really good the last two days.
I don't think he's going to have any problems tonight.
I pray that he doesn't but there is it there's always the chance there's always a NF right
so um as long as blue doesn't have any problems tonight and he's good and I will be on 8 a.m.
tomorrow uh maybe even earlier depending so I'll keep you guys posted in the discord
I appreciate everybody stopping by today is wiping worth it 100% 100% take care of
dog go more important hell yeah man we're back to the regular schedule I believe my
wife gets back tomorrow so she'll be able to watch the dogs and I won't have
to be back and forth I gotta feed them I gotta get blue stuff as meds crazy man
you know almost like my wife does something you know I'm saying it's
unbelievable and I already know she's probably gonna let me hear about when
she gets back so my job isn't that easy huh I'm say shut up shut up I don't want
a human even for a level one yeah I don't know if you're gonna be able to do
it you have to unlock the expedition I'll say this if you can do the
expedition you should if you are someone who is not playing the game a lot
because you can't play the game a lot then there's a chance you should it and
here's why think of all the pain you've already had to go through having
nothing and fighting people with a lot when you are committing to the
expedition you are signing yourself up for doing that again so make sure you
go into an understanding that like it's going to be pain to follow you but it is worth the extra stash
base it is worth it is worth the 5% XP boost it is worth the 12 plus stash lots it is worth the 6%
stashy or scrappy materials and it is 100% worth the skill points for each point or each million
that you have so yeah it's just it's worth all the way around
like if someone has one million hundred percent it's worth because again you
still get all of the extra percentage of your scrappy you get the 12 slots on
your staff maybe you get the XP bonus don't get the extra points you still
get all the other ones
I'm being real with you man, I don't watch baseball.
I've played enough baseball in my lifetime, I've watched enough baseball games, I've woken
up and trained enough, I'm one of those guys where I just have done it enough, I don't
even like looking at it.
I watch some of my teammates play, but if I'm not watching my teammates play, I don't
pay attention.
I'll watch like the world series postseason
What happened with your baseball player?
Oh man, we get them sent in the middle, huh?
Uh, I mean bro, just a typical thing that happens to pro athletes, bro.
You get there, you're healthy if everything's good.
After a couple of years of training and stuff,
your body starts to break down a little bit.
And, you know, luckily for me,
it was right at the time COVID-19 hit.
So I was, you know, dealing with a rotator cuff
and a labor of tear.
And then, you know, we weren't allowed to train anymore.
And I was just fucked.
And, you know, bg's, bg's, a gg's.
And you got fat!
Ha ha ha ha!
No, that wasn't a till after.
That wasn't a till after.
Remind me of Bartolo Cologne.
Alright. Alright.
Who's trying to die?
Who's trying to fucking die?
Here we go.
Endgame of Chumps.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chump, chump, chump, chump.
bro this pizza is about to fucking smack
I'm gonna set the pineapple on the net
yes the redneck Ronnie
god bro, are you doing the thing fella?
oh god
you know what, I'll let you guys smell some of that
I'll wash the knife
hello sir, we are looking to buy your wares
smell the fucking oven as Mike will cook
Good Sam we would like to buy some of your birds in there
Rotate around the cat rotate around the cat good Sam
I'm going to dismantle the wall. I'm just looking to purchase some of your goods
Okay, I'm bringing down the wall run
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop, stop, stop.
Now, you should not have thrown that grenade!
I knew what you were going to do!
I'm going to peek this corner and I'm going to take your life, good sir.
Are you ready?
Hey!
You open up that door and try to do fucking business!
Fireball!
Here you go.
Well, well, well!
Now you have no choice there to accept my faceness.
Like I never showed it was gonna go to the wall.
Your piece of shit.
One pun fish, one pun fish!
You gotta fish it, I gotta fish it!
I'll be honest, be honest, be honest.
You turn your team, you turn your team.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Hey guys, another team on the staircase, gentlemen.
On the staircase, gentlemen, another team.
Good work, boys.
I'm so proud of you.
Fireball!
Yo, can I play on the team? Hit me with a res! I want to play!
Hey, hey, hit me with a res! He's upstairs, he's upstairs!
Oh my god.
I meant, he's not upstairs and he's a great guy.
All right, boys, GG's.
W wipe.
Boys, are you guys staying on?
Yeah, I'm off.
I'm going to go order pizza, drink beer, and act like I don't know nobody.
I'm going to say I'm an infinite rule of bubble.
I'm going to dabble for a little bit.
I'm going to drink.
All right, I'll see you guys shortly.
Later, later.
Later.
All right, gentlemen.
Thank you all for hanging out.
Thank you all for chilling today, dudes.
Awesome day of streaming, awesome day.
We got a long day tomorrow.
Again, I would stay on, but I gotta go.
I gotta go get my dog some attention and some love.
Gotta go watch my babies.
But I appreciate you guys so much.
Who did we raid last?
Did we raid drag last?
Did we raid Nico last?
Drack has more viewers. We're
ready. Nico, Jack will show
Nico some love. I appreciate
you and I love you very, very
much. Thank you all so much
for chilling. Go show the
homies some love. Go watch
them. Go follow them both.
Thank you guys again for
hanging out today. Long
stream tomorrow, seven to
eight a.m. start depending
on how my night goes.
Bro, what was my eye just looking? Oh my god, am I going cross-eyed?
Sorry ism I appreciate everybody and I love you have a wonderful rest of your night have a wonderful rest of your day
Thank you guys again for chilling and I will know you're just fat. Well, fuck you Austin
Thank you for the sub over on the tube. I hear you. I'm in the extreme right now. All right. I love you
Goodbye, you see ya, minyada.
Adios, senor!