you
You
You know 12 chill
you
You
I feel like a freight train running
I'm not hurricane turning
I feel like a boat of bad blood in
What are we gonna do?
I'm not fake small dreaming
You're underlie that you choose to believe in
If the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a lover, lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
Then picking it up when I'm better
But there's not much to see in a lifetime
So why does it feel like it's far too far?
Just stay like me down
Open my eyes
Don't let me know what the good's of
Boom!
Hey!
Let's go!
I've been trusting my lord
I'm taking my time to recover
Are you fucking...
I'm picking it up when I'm better
Though there's so much to see in a lifetime
So I just feel like it falls by
You're just staring me down in my eyes
Don't talk to me when I give you time
You got two, go look me down, move on
I dropped the base! I dropped the base! I dropped the base!
Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop!
Yo, catch!
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies.
Good morning.
Good morning, everybody.
Hello.
Sorry for the long start this morning.
to get everything taken care of with the dogs make sure everybody's good make sure everybody
got their things and everybody was ready to rock a roll for the morning hayley's coming back this
morning so i had to clean up the house a little bit i should have done that before i hit the
live button hindsight's 20 20 okay who cares good morning say man thank you for the 30 months
man shady day for the two years. Good morning everybody. Good morning.
Couldn't sleep. No, we got big day today. Big day today. We got the expedition, my friend.
We got the expedition. I'm trying to type in expedition. I'm fucking sleeping. We got the
expedition today. When I see everybody's already on, all the degenerates, I open up
Twitch today. I was like, I'll see a couple people. I'll see a couple people. I click,
I open it up. Everybody's already on, which I respect. I respect. How long you streaming
for. For a while today, man.
Ailey will be back, so she will be taking care of the dogs. Probably like,
I say probably like 10, 12, 13 hours. We're playing with Timmy and Nick later.
They'll be jumping on in a bit. I think Nick's jumping on soon,
and I think Tim's jumping on at around like nine my time.
So don't skip when the game opens. Got it, 10-4.
Oh shit
I
Send them up
Send them up a
Son of my oh shit the thing broke
We're stuck on bluegate. What is that buried city? Oh
Oh shit.
Number of arc 12 number of bashings nine number of bombardier seven number of fireball seven
twenty eight or its three eleven leapers twenty five matriarch destroyed I only killed it what's
killed the queen three times players down two thousand three hundred and thirty four
Players knocked out two thousand and eighty eight
Total time spent two hundred and fifty six hours
Don't y'all ever call me a part-timer again, you cock suckers
Don't you ever call me a part-timer again, you cock suckers
Oh shit, I got to start the YouTube stream
Fuck
Bro, absolute cinema
Absolute cinema
Do you want to skip the tutorial level?
I mean for sure right?
Tutorials literally just...
Wait, no we want to do the tutorial for the free shit right?
I
Smother fucker Gav other fucking Jones motherfucking Jones, dude
I know he's not gonna be awake either
YouTube stream isn't working. I swear bro
We got this we got to do something. That's not Jerry rigging this setup with bubble gum and duct tape
I
Mean do we are we actually gonna get much from it? You know
I mean what like how much free stuff are we getting you know I'm saying not really that much
We're gonna skip it
We're really I mean dude. We're getting
We're getting nickel and dimes before we would like we're walking in the bank with a $20 bill
And we're picking up quarters in a in a water fountain out front of it to make sure we you know
We can put a little bit extra money in our bank account.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah, you already know we're going back.
Do we go with the whole new character?
Do we not roll Joe Biden this time?
Oh my gosh.
Dobby!
You gave Dobby a sock.
What's giving don't be anything
Don't make him ugly this time we're you we have to make them ugly I can't I mean bro
How I play video games. I have to be ugly. Oh
my gosh
Excuse me. You forgot my waffle fries
I'm thinking here
Never roll them all at this time. Oh get this face paint off me. What is this shit, dude?
Do not want this face paint
Oh we get the black eye we also get
you
and
I'm not too sure how to fix the chat that's a way for Gad to wake up try our
position 67 18,000 205 and it's all gone it's all gone Chad it's all gone it's all
gone it's all gone it's all gone six seven six seven oh shit we got to do all
the quests again. Damn, I forgot we got to do all the quests.
Alright, we get to use our five skill points all into conditioning early. Yeah? Or do we
do security breaches I think we do all into conditioning yeah or do we go carry momentum
so we can get the after sprint dodge roll sprinting does not consent stand up increase
your stamina. We go stamina. Yeah. Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. And we go everything
in the youthful stamina so we can run for a shit time. We put our next point into this
as well. And then we go up here. And then I think the next one we're going to get
loaded arms and then we got to get broad shoulders. Where's broad shoulders at?
Broad shoulders over here. Yeah. Honestly, we might unlock this as well. I don't know.
I think I want this and then I want this and then I want this. All right, let's go.
We're going to go ahead and put all this shit up and roll free kits.
We don't really have any, actually no, we don't want to do that because we want to
be able to quest.
I'm actually, dude, I'm so excited for the struggle.
You know what's so funny? A lot of these streamers, I guarantee you this is what's going to happen
if it isn't already happening. A lot of these motherfuckers are going to be burning out.
They're going to be burning out because they're going to go out there wanting to be the
same, wanting to be the same like stopping lobbies and they're not going to be ready
for the fucking struggle bus. They're not going to be ready for the struggle bus,
is to come. The struggle bus is going to be a struggle bus. I don't know why I did this.
I hate it already. I'm not having fun anymore. And I'm going to be there. Double black eyes.
Beating fucking ass. Just trying to survive. And I'm going to be loving it. Power GPU
I hope you have the energy to carry my boy Tim of course of course of course I take care
of him GBC think of the three months sweet think of the two months happy to report as
well chat we got Tim up to five mil last night we ran some do woes before the night
was over so he got up to five mil so he's going to have his stuff complete as well
Oh, he'll be right on the same pace as me and then
Dog caller that for my chicken that for my chicken. All right, what do I need to do here?
Visit any area on your map with a loot icon
Just like right here
The way heads up this early I'm always up early if there's a reason if there's a reason
grandma's up early this morning honey oh wait a second
I'm gonna go loot that real quick. I want to check the gun case.
Fuck off.
Hey!
Oh, black bedded pamblin, yeah, black bedded pamblin.
Light bomb.
Beautiful.
Dude, it feels so chat.
I'm erected right now.
So good to actually have to lose shit, you know, do not be just looking for processors and mule and I
Love this shit. I love this shit
Looks like I'm playing the game for the first time I
Get up early for work every day. Why can't hutch?
Freda, yo lucky, okay? Let me talk to you real quick, sit down now.
Name another motherfucker besides co-carnage who streams early in the morning consecutively every single day.
All these other video gamers, they-
They all late night grind us. Not me. I'm up early.
early. Put a working man. I don't want to hear nothing from you. I don't want to hear
nothing from you, bitch. Um, Chiza.
About I want that Mac.
I want this bag, I don't know why but I want it.
Oh my gosh, we're over encumbered, look at what we have.
Holy shit, I'm miserable already.
Just kidding.
Am I hearing?
There she is.
Recycle the power banks?
Oh yeah, I think I actually, that actually might take a lot more room.
Good comms, good comms, good comms.
comes. You tell me your thought process on skill tree. I threw everything into stamina.
Stamina is king. Being able to run around the map, being able to get from point A to
point B, faster I can get from point A to point B, the faster I can get in and out
of raids and get my level and my skills up. The name of the game right now isn't
looting. The name of the game right now is the leveling. Either levels, easier fucking
shit easier stuff to be able to do so I'm trying to get as high or not really
like leveled I'm sorry higher level more skill points I was giving you my
My Tarkov spiel.
Come on, come this way.
I
Shut up phone not a time right now
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Motherfucker.
Good kill.
Good kill, good kill, good kill.
I want the Pharaoh.
Pharaoh's gonna be king for us early
Hmm
Really magnet all right we need to reach out
It's not for what's up, man.
Take the wires.
I got wires right here.
I don't know why I have the syringe though.
I think I need it. Something.
And you found a looting MK3 survivor this morning in his first raid. No way.
This game worth? Yeah, man. This game's awesome.
So much fun, man.
We got to get out of here.
I gotta check for that motor down real quick.
Whole piece of shit.
Are you doodies?
Why are you fucking doodies?
Please keep going.
Why you believe you don't need him?
You don't need him?
No.
Oh man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, bro.
You're lucky this game is fucking dog shit.
And out of all the fucking days that aggro, they all aggro me!
Everything, all the fucking everything aggro's me, it comes right after me, man.
Oh my god, I don't even know who this is. Is this a cheater? Why'd you talk to me like we had sex at a bar? What is this?
Fucking weirdo.
are you gonna go live on YouTube? Yeah, you know, when Gav does things, for some reason
he does it in a way that only Gav understands. It's like, I don't even know how to explain
the level of stupidity that he does things, but it's, I can't figure it out. So I have
have to wait now for Gav to wake up to then go live on YouTube. Destroy three arc enemies
again three arc alloy for Shani. Okay, cool. We're going to blue gate now. But yeah, so
what I'm going to end up having to probably do is I'm going to have to have someone else
set it up in a more reliable way because I mean bro, how long have we been not able
to do this. YouTube will be up soon. That guy sniping? I don't think he's sniping. I
I mean bro, it's 7.30 AM on a fucking Monday.
I mean, if he woke up to site me, I mean that guy is as big of a loser as possible.
I think he just queued into the same game as me.
Like he just got luckily queued in.
What are we here for?
Observation deck, comms terminal near Olive Grove.
Isn't that...
I'm going up.
Nothing over here. All of Grove... Rotate Church. Isn't that here?
Oh yeah, we both used the dog shitguns.
Both used the rattles, bro.
Oh, now we got a snitcher.
I can't believe you lost that.
Isn't the thing up here right Chad? Or is that a different quest?
I usually watch on YouTube. Yeah, just waiting for Gab to wake up. We'll go live on YouTube, man.
Alright, we got that one now on the roof and the trappers blade.
I think we go the other side first we can leave out that side
Well, we just need to get like one
Actual kit. I don't even need a kid. I just need a Farrah. Give me a fucking Farrah
I would be so sick.
Free shield, really?
Wait, what is this club?
Oh my god
Hutch is online I'd rather I
Played with hutch once and my man
I didn't know if I was playing with hutch or if I was playing with Helen Keller
Reincarnated herself from the grave and started playing arc Raiders. I didn't know who I was playing with
If I had 20k viewers he'd be cradling my balls right now and carrying me
That's gonna set him on tilt. That's gonna set him on tilt. That's gonna set him on tilt
I can't talk shit about clothes a man. That's my boy
There's a little piece of shit, but I love them
Fuck off
Yeah, you said that rage man, and they'll lose his mind
What's hutch on so early shit playboy we grinding trying to get some pharaohs
expedition just opened up today so we're in here oh nice now the roof on
Trappers glade that's down there and then all of grove next
What is it all of grove terminal
Hey welcome to the map man
Whatever happened to fix spots man, I'm just fucking walking through here in a guy
Who just spawned in runs past me?
I mean we heard that dude shield recharge from spotting in as he was running past me
What the fuck?
Is there a point to do quests leveling? Yeah, level it up
I'll do it.
Stop that.
I don't know.
Think for the XP, though, now.
Don't give XP so what's the reason to be doing them then I thought it was honestly for the XP
For items items even that good though
Just fucking kill me
Take my life!
No!
Oh my god, I'm going to die.
What the fuck?
Leave me alone!
Yeah, I think we do that chat. I think that's actually...
I think that's the move we level benches fuck wasps and you guys are right
Do you think AI has been buffed for expedition players?
I don't fucking know, bro.
AI can suck my balls in this game.
They're always on me, man.
No matter where I go, who I'm playing with, it could be four of us running in the
middle of the open.
All the AI just fucking comes on my Johnson.
Even the people I play with comment on how the fucking AI always, ALWAYS, aggros me.
I swear it's some bullshit they added into the game to fuck with the motherfucker.
I'm telling ya, it's real.
It's real.
The devs are bungulatives.
Nice bro.
scaled in the arts of being a douche. Oh my god there's two of you losers! Uh-oh 1v1.
Oh no. What'd you say? Yeah! You fucking suck! You fucking suck! What were you saying?
What were you saying, you miserable bitch?
Fuck you!
Bro, how many of you are camping the fucking beehive?
Don't play the game! Yeah!
Yeah, you fucking suck too, you miserable bitch!
What are you doing over here?
Me and a pussy, suckin' dick for a livin'!
God, bro, you shittin' and gettin' fuckin' ragged.
You suck, cryptic. You suck, bro.
Keep gettin' my lobbies. I'll let you suck my dick at some point.
Hey, if you gotta defend Lord, save me.
Lord, Lord, be with this man today.
Today Satan will be the only one that loves you!
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
I mean, if you had a hundred, a hundred viewers, I'd be cradling your balls and carrying you.
Okay.
Hop on in discord, man.
Nope.
Fuck my dick.
Fuck you.
Fuck you in your entire bloodline.
Suck my balls.
You don't get to come at me with negative negativeness.
I'm not smart so I can't think of things and then say come play.
Suck on all three one and a half inches of my cock flaccid.
Fuck you, Dennis, bitch, bitch ho.
Fuck you.
Where do we go?
Okay.
Let's work on benches.
What's the hardest one I mean it's literally just running free kits and playing the game for the first one and getting arc probes or power cells.
We do not want to go there. Let's go. I think Dan would probably be best just for resources up in the top. Search resources search like apartments wherever we spawn.
we spawn. You run free kids until we get a load up.
Not close, he's my homie. You know what it's like, let me, let me phrase it to you like
this. Imagine your friend texts you, okay, on the phone. He is like, hey, how do I,
How do I say this?
It's like your boy shit on you and then asks you to go to the bar.
You know what I mean?
I don't want to go to the bar.
Not today.
Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe the next day we'll go to the bar.
Maybe in an hour we'll go to the bar.
But you don't get to slap me in the bottom of my sack and then ask me to go to the
bar.
That doesn't work like that.
How cute.
Yep.
Yep, don't think of the tier one it's a rattler. I okay
Yo, big note think of the form mud psycho think of the tier one
This is Shawnee speaking. Got your gun ready, Radar.
Do keep your wits about you when you take a knock.
Too much noise and you'll attract unwanted attention.
And don't forget to grab the alloy from the machines you bring down.
Hey, one battery.
I like that. Is that new or have I just not done quests in forever?
That's your boy though? Yeah, that's your boy if he says it to your face in a 1v1 setting,
you know? We get discord, he calls me ass in discord. See, that's no problem. When he
calls me ass in front of 5,000 viewers in a private setting that he doesn't think I'm
gonna see, he can suck my whole fucking Johnson. All one and a half inches in his mouth
It's suckin' on that thing.
I'll grab my cock early. I'm going to if I can.
A lot of people are camping right now. There are two lades to loot themselves.
Well, we've had two back-to-back games with the same stream sniper, so hopefully I get the job or girlfriend or something.
I might have to hide the damn timer.
Do you have anger issues this morning?
It is a little early.
How do guys pretend to be friendly and then kill me at extract?
Oh my god.
Park circuitry board nice nice nice. We need the metal actually
All right, get the hell out of here just get some hell out of here
How to suppress your BP nice dude, I think the only BP I give a fuck about is looting MK3
I'm not doing that
That's the only BP. I actually give a damn
Give me that looting in K3 baby. So I'll not care about
And I mean bro, give me a fucking Pharaoh so I can actually run an augment
Yeah, of course of course
Of course, you piece of shit, of course.
Not a bad run.
We honestly just need to get in and out and survive. That's all we need. We just need to survive, man. Get the day started.
Hatchkey and blueprint, no, but we gotta upgrade our work benches in order to craft them.
Once we get the hatchkeys craftable, bro, we're so set.
I think I can't buy them with credits. Okay. We started our kids. That's actually genius
Yo, big note. Name of the four months. Psycho southern jet fake aura love Gigi Darth Yoda
kid YouTube Jordy. Thank you guys so much for the subs.
No, so in the traders under security you can buy two hatch keys with your cred, which is
pretty cool, which is pretty cool.
We can also buy nice attachments too.
The meds.
It's actually a WCOM.
Thank you.
We want everything.
We're filling up the stash with everything.
We're not selling shit.
hmm take the green shield turn this in for the augment
anyone gifted you some candleberry soap yet?
nope no one gifted me candleberry soap yet
we want looting shit oh what the fuck
oh I can't get the looting one yeah I can right here
cool meds grenades
I mean fucking keep the kettle break it again. Let's go
Give me a pharaoh
Yeah, I could get the YouTube stream working for me brother. Thank you
Put on the new skin wait what what's new skin did we get
What new skin? Oh my gosh, our Joe Biden fit goes hard on Hillary Clinton. Holy shit we look good.
Where are we going for skills this time same skill tree except I'm going to have the turtle
the crawling thing which I've heard is really really good and security breach I gotta map
that out at some point.
We'll be residential, that's where we want to go.
The red coats are coming, the red coats are coming!
Shit.
Cam sodas ruined your name bro I saw what you guys posted in the discord what cam sodas
doing with my name that guy is a piece of shit that guy is a certified piece of shit
Brow certified piece of shit
Damn soda one of my buddies is currently going around on arc Raiders with my name
with the name hutch and meth and doing the most devious shit
you could ever imagine. Like I'm not talking like just camping extracts. I'm
talking camping extracts with five trigger grenades on the button. Or fucking.
of course he has a shotgun bro of course of course he has a shotgun bro i knew he was
out of ammo with his primary so i was just getting close to him so i could instantly
kill him but he has a secondary bro
a lot of melee there bro if you didn't have a secondary I kill he was out of bullets I
was out of bullets up the reload would come in a second earlier is paid off yo thank you
Give me the 60 bucks, baby.
I mean, uh, 60 bucks.
My man, Decker, I'm gonna use the restaurant.
We're back.
Two, three, four, drive the cattle.
Discharge your life, Decker.
You
you
I'm not going to do that.
Brother, why is it every single time I stand up from my fucking desk,
Something happens yesterday. I play a song YouTube scuff. I get DMCA today
I cue a raid and the fucking shit doesn't work
What the fuck?
Son of a bitch your belly's blocking the Wi-Fi is fucking crazy
No thank you, thank you.
Oh my gosh, I have a pharaoh.
Holy shit, it's time.
All right, you just survive here.
We can actually protect ourselves.
All right, we got a gun that can kill about damn time
Solos are friendly, well it also depends on what rage you're in bro.
Solos are not friendly in my lobby, we don't need money.
Why they went for the gun? Yeah, I probably should have. Too late now. Too late now.
We'll be alright. We got the Pharaoh man. Pharaoh's all we need in life.
Money to upgrade your stash. Yeah, but we'll get that through like actual resources that we need
This is all been looted probably by that guy I just killed
All right let's get out. Let's get out so we can put on the looting, okay?
I got green beans, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, lamb, homegrown, you're naïve!
Be running snow for blueprints?
Should be doing a lot of things right now, just taking one step at a time.
I would much rather be able to get some, uh, get my work benches than blueprints right now.
I could count on one hand how many times I actually crafted a gun.
And all the guns I crafted were fucking pharaohs, brother.
Hey, bro, you're gonna aggro me from across the fucking map?
Are you shitting me?
He must have been sitting on that shit.
I think it was first one, so I think it was one of those ones.
I think it was last one.
I'm from Kentucky, perfect.
Nice.
Very good.
Very good, very good.
Not terrible.
Not terrible, we got a little something. We can actually run a kid now.
Put a looting on, let's go over here, go ahead and grab one of these hatch keys.
Amiel Nuchel. Cool. And then let's check our chicken. Go ahead and do our gunsmith.
All right, gunsmith is done That's good as well.
Next up we'll do the arc alloy and power cells.
alloy and power cells gentlemen so we need next um I'll be damn again and we
go damn one more time matriarchs up maybe there'll be some looted people on
the map oh yeah let me look let me look and see what you guys are talking
about so the new skin is what exactly it's not that one what's the five mill
skin is it this it's looks pretty cool to be honest wait this is it I mean I
I kind of fuck with it.
I don't hate it.
I think it looks pretty cool.
It is crack cocaine.
It's the tutorial skin.
Oh, is this what we were wearing in the tutorial?
All right.
Let's go!
I don't know what to do with it.
Why aren't you streaming on YouTube, BlameGav?
Bitch
Well can't go that way anymore
Well there goes that oh yeah, I mean
Well, you know what it is good and resist good and resist
I'm good man, I'm just going to work out those for a bit.
I'm good. I'm good
Where's the matriarch I don't know it might be bug
It might be of the bugged nice that ball is really good for those as well
Oh, it's over there sounds like what the hell?
there
what is that man
of the
I'm bugged. I'm bugged. I'm bugged. I'm bugged.
I was dead.
I got bugged. I was like still looting the body, but I wasn't looting the body. I was weird.
No, bro, dude, it's like, it's funny, man, like, you two tap everybody and then randomly
the gun just decides, you know what, I don't want a two tap this time.
He's gonna tank an extra bullet this time, fuck it.
Need all the pharaohs, man. We want all the pharaohs. We want all of them.
We shall take all of the pharaohs.
On how early today? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I've been thinking for the gifted YouTube what up babies
What up, baby?
Oh god, run so far.
I wouldn't say a good enough run to use one of our two Raider hatch keys, so
I think we can just get out through the X-Rack.
Yeah, we're going home to try to get out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on over.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Another radar across on the opposite side of us to our left with gun out friendly
Yeah, yeah, you're good you're good
Hey, team up
I want to team up
Oh wait
I'm fine
Hit that button, we good
If I hit the button, I don't want to hit the button, so I hit the button, I'm fine
If I hit the button, I don't want to hit the button, so I hit the button.
Hit the button, hit the button.
Alright, GG's.
I hit that button.
Hell no!
I done learned my lesson.
No button for me.
No thanks.
Uh-uh.
Every time I hit that button it never go in my favor
Nothing but that it when I hit that button
It'll know
Okay
All right start to stack a couple runs here gentlemen starting to stack a couple runs here
This is good. This is good.
Roof of anyfield depot got it
Okay, so that's that that's that we'll bring one of these
Two of those.
Off that out.
Cool.
Okay.
Um, Scrappy, good to see you.
Welcome up to dollcaller.
I forgot I already had it when he lemons and apricots now.
Um, I mean, I could go blue gate.
We could go free kit on blue gate and see if we can't get either of those
And you want more power cell one more arch alloy
Let's go free kids blue gate and grab some lemons and apricots
The morning
Wait a minute, wasn't my work benches supposed to stay leveled?
I don't think so.
I don't think they ever said that.
Did they?
What are you going to admit YouTube chat is better than Twitch chat?
I'm going to be honest, if we did a crack head to reddit, I'm going to be honest.
Crack head to regular person ratio. There's a lot more random crack heads that venture into the YouTube chat. You know what I mean?
I had a guy for nine hours watching me play two days ago that just kept saying
that he misses his girlfriend that he met in college for
nine hours
That's a certified crackhead
You know
certified
Consistency is key.
No, man, I've taken three steps out of my f**kings.
Brother.
bro what what the fuck is going on
3.
4.
3.
4.
3.
4.
Oh shit!
Yeah, back to spuranza, man. Back to spuranza.
You camping bitch.
I'm going to feel something.
Blooting with 2HV.
Yeah, but if I were to heal, I mean, I don't know.
Matt just killed that guy, you know what I mean?
That's like survival at a finish.
There's another motherfucker here.
GGs.
Jjs.
Oh, Jjs.
All right.
It left me alone.
Alright, it left me alone. Thank goodness. Get out of here.
Uh, I'll actually run his gun as well, even though it's shit, because I might be able to switch to it if things get dicey.
by the time I get to the lemons and apricots they all gonna be gone
good morning good morning
Don't get it twisted boys it's Java the hutch what the fuck
I need any BP's yet? I've got a Terente BP but I died with it on my free kit.
Do a fucking stream sniper.
Hatch! Hatch remember me Hatch?
Hatch remember me? I'm 35 years old and I'm stream sniping you and our graders.
Remember me?
Watch!
I just shot you in the back!
You remember me?
Oh, fucking bitch.
Go birds!
Yo, go birds!
A twenty-hug gifted!
Let's have parlay money from the birds when right now. That's my 10% yeah
Yeah, I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for the 25 gifted boys. Go get some loving if we go birds a
man of the people I
Appreciate you man much love, bro
About them stillers want me some money on that game gentlemen want me some money on that game
to the cowboys are just I I don't even know what to say about the cowboys you
know they show you they should they showed us what the cowboys could be you
know there was a there was a moment where we're like oh my gosh the cowboys
actually good and then they're like I like French fries
calculated lost most calculated about it you went from a less than 1% to an
absolute 0% and making it make it into the postseason well it was calculated
calculated time to go it's good time with our family so we don't have to play
more flip-flop. Oh, it was cagulant.
I hit him.
These are my lemons and apricots.
I'm in such a bad spot.
If I don't die, oh my gosh, you had secret grenades and you weren't throwing them?
Lemon?
Olives?
Apricots!
Oh my gosh, I don't know what to drop.
Battle.
Okay.
Oops.
Oh, shit.
Did he kill someone too?
Oh my god, he did.
Oh shit, did he kill someone too?
Oh my God, he did.
Oh!
He was a murderer, chat, see?
See, that's why we kill first, ask questions last.
He was a fucking murderer.
Lemon, lemon, olive.
I want the green, but I can't take it actually fuck it. I'm gonna take it over these bandages
Is it two of each or is it three of each things three right
the
Alright, I think that's all the lemons and apricots for now. Get the hell out of here
Already got the dog collar
why'd you shoot man why'd you shoot hey fuck you oh oh he's rich he's fucking
I'm gonna get a wrench!
Trigger grenade!
No!
Please.
No idea where he is.
Hey, welcome back!
Your mother doesn't love you and your father doesn't love you.
Fuck you.
One second, chap.
I
Bro I'm back. I couldn't see him. He just fucking disappeared man zero audio zero nothing just you get to run behind the tree and
vanish
God I need a pharaoh man. I need a fucking pharaoh
Karma how is that karma Calvin? I killed a guy who shot me first
I killed a guy who killed another guy to get ambushed and shot in my ass. How's that karma?
How about you shut the fuck up, huh? How about that? You consider shutting the fuck up, Calvin? You little bitch
Have you considered that?
You fucking turd
dammit man. dude I could not see him. so brutal. um okay bro we'll take our kit
ambush central man especially over there in that area that area is fucking
devious. I mean do even dude I don't even know if we play blue gate solo it's
It's such a shit, Mapsola.
People are just constantly spawning, constantly spawning
in all the areas you're in.
And they are running directly at you
and just shooting you with freekits.
I don't think we play Blue Gate.
I think we go back to Dam and we
continue doing our Dam stuff.
Blue Gate is just sauced in terms of spawn rates.
It's just terrible.
Absolutely Horde
We might be able to do this and upgrade another one yes we came
All right got our gear bench, oh we can make blue shields already hold on a minute. That's actually sick
Okay, let's keep that in our back pocket
We can make blue shields, but we can't rock it with the looting.
So I don't think it's worth just yet, but we can make them, which is nice.
Yeah easy. Well, I don't even care about it being open. It's just the spawns. I mean our first blue gate run no exaggeration as we are running to our OBJ a guy spawned in so close to me that I heard his shield up like the shield recharge when he first spawned in.
in I heard that as he was running out of his phone location it's just it's
dude it's sauce
yes I think there's aggression based lobbies hundred percent I've seen a
couple like YouTube videos on it I mean even the dev said that it exists like
I-I-I'm just-
There's no question to me
Dems never said it. I thought they did
Yes, the new skin. This is the skin that you originally wear in the tutorial chat, said.
And this is what you get for the five million, I think, right? I wish you guys, I appreciate
That's what everyone said.
Alright.
Aim's feeling pretty good.
Hope we get an actual gunfight.
I hate that we don't have jolts.
Alright, we gotta listen.
Hey man, you friendly?
You friendly sprite?
Your ship's cutting out, I didn't hear you, what'd you say?
Yeah, it's me, big dog.
No fucking way.
Hear me out.
These lobbies are devious.
We got people coming in the opposite side.
Me and you, we make a treaty.
Code word, apricot, we kill everybody.
You down.
OK, how about this?
You make it easy, all right?
Yeah.
Deal.
What you doing, big?
It's my friend.
Let's go get rocking.
I'm not too sure. I think they're down below. We could loot and wait for them to come up
to us. I know they're going to come up here for sure. Everybody wants to be up here.
Let's do that. All right. Just let me know where you're at.
I'm good. We're shooting up there.
Oh, he's inside that crate.
Yeah, I think he's going to come up here.
of the
inside great
I got you. I got you. Run out back. It's a fucking thing, man.
the rock. You're a cub boy.
Track them long. Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep going, keep going. Southwest.
behind this damn tree
ohhh
like our boys about to die, our boys about to die
I mean I would say clean I fuck it with I gotta turn off that mouse acceleration shit
man. Aiming like at mid to far range feels so clunky with it on.
Yeah, go work, son.
Was he a freak kid?
Did he have anything?
Yeah, I figured, I figured. All right, let's loot up.
Yeah, sounds good, sounds good. Anything you're looking for in particular?
for a particular cool if I find a dog collar I'll give it to you for your
scrappy
got you on staircase
Okay, bye, bye.
There, Case. Hit.
Hit him again. Close.
He's getting shot from far as well.
Nice job. I got you back. I got you back.
Alright.
You shot hell yeah, hell yeah, he actually has some shit
Nice.
My homie is the guy you're talking to really.
W homie.
Yeah I love the new hammer man the new hammer looks awesome.
Sure baby.
Now check, check a basket.
Hey I'll take a basket.
Thank you baby.
Mm-hmm.
How's the philipine off the boat?
Yeah.
Was it fun?
Nice.
Love you.
Haley just got back from her cruise. She is sunburnt.
Yo, careful, there's people underneath this.
Yo, you friendly down there?
Yeah, underneath us underneath us.
Hopefully that's not our homing in shot.
Yo, is that you? You okay?
What'd you say?
Sprite, you alive?
Sprite!
Sprite, you alive?
Nooo.
You fucking murderer.
You piece of shit.
You murdered my friend.
You murdered my fucking friend in cold blood.
And I hope that you rotten hell you bitch.
I don't know, I was gonna play Arms of an Angel but I don't know if Gav actually fixed
the fucking DMCA so I can't.
Maybe we just all sing together.
I can't I can't sorry I can't I can't do it. It's a good job round of applause check. Good job everybody
Good job everybody
Good job everybody. That was really good
Yeah, my boy
I tried to tell him I tried I said listen I heard somebody
Watch your head. Oh
He fucking did
Damn it
Damn it man
Ha ha!
Damn it, Scuba Steve!
Scuba Steve, damn you!
Alright, I think we're good.
I think we're good. Let's get out of here.
Rest easy, Sprite.
You're a damn soldier and a scholar.
RIP
R-I-P-O-G
Get the hell out of here
And the name of Sprite, let's get out of here
Little bit of goop
Little bit of something something
Sprite died for this right died for this
I'm Sprite bro can we get a W rip sprite in the chat we get a W and then a rip sprite in the chat
alright Pezzel don't worry bro I took his life don't you worry I took that pitches like I need
this all right it's actually a great run let's go take a hatchy
What the hell?
lucky hutch preferred diet coke or he would have eaten you sprite that is oh man no oh
Oh my god.
Fuckin' A.
Get to the fuckin' hatch, boys.
We gotta kill this thing to the right.
And my bullets just go nowhere.
I'm dead.
Get close to the hatch.
Gotta get close to the hatch, we'll be okay.
Get close to the hatch, we're gonna be alright.
Alright, get close to the hatch.
Get close to the hatch, we're gonna be alright.
I have an idea.
Hear me out.
No fucking way.
Go sniper on the hill to the southwest.
Sniper on the hill to the southwest.
Careful, careful.
Sniper on the hill to the southwest, watch out.
Just kidding!
Hey, no hate I'm g-i-a-no hate I'm gu-i-e-i-r gu-i-e-t, OK?
Why did I have 40 ammo in my safe pocket?
Oh my god.
Listen, ah, listen, yeah, I lied to him.
It is what it is.
It's a survival situation.
That is a survival situation.
I had to lie to him.
I don't know what his intentions are.
He could have want to beat my ass.
Ain't nobody beat my ass.
Damn Daniel back at it again with the white fans, okay good
Really good run really good run got a lot done that time
We got the old Sentinel you got the old sensual
Very good
Any more arc alloy now?
Oh no, we need metal pots.
One second, let me rip-pot this piece of shit, Radler.
Just the metal parts.
Rip-pot this one as well.
Very good, very good.
We got our medical lab ready to rock and roll.
We can start crafting these, which is a Vedenas, the Vedenas.
Got her that.
Our gear.
We got our weapon and we got our workbench.
We can craft Pharaohs, which is sexy, which is un-credible, which means we can just
Pharaoh for the rest of the day.
We can craft ammo, which is even cooler, 40's good, 100's good.
We're doing great, man. We just got to keep on keeping on boys and keep on keeping on
All right, so our work benches are almost good
I want to go ahead and start working towards broad shoulders or I'm sorry for towards loaded arms or do we
Or do we work towards security breach
Hey babe, it's okay. No, let me look. I didn't get it. One second, chat.
I mean, do we actually get we get unburdened role?
I think we go survival.
We work towards broad shoulders and security breach.
What do you guys think?
I think we I think we go that way.
I think we go that way.
I think we, I think we go that way.
Well, the thing is, is like, I don't really give a fuck about security breach.
But I care about broad shoulders. Broad shoulders is king.
And if we're already working our way up through two broad shoulders, we might as well get security breach. That's my mindset.
Go ahead and throw our last point in youthful lungs as well
All right
All righty, keep on keeping on same shit boys say hey, it's a revolving door this morning
It's a revolving door. I know some of you might be tired of damn already, but I don't give a fuck. We're playing with Nick
We're playing with Tim later. We're gonna be going everywhere with those two right now
We truly focus on gathering equipment and shit Christian. Thank you so much for the $5 of a chat
I hope you have a great Christmas. I appreciate your Merry Christmas to you as well
game say so much for the gifted real
hustling for the tier one and dad say
for the 10 months no hatch key
shits all good
you've played bluekate all month I'm
happy with the switch up I know bro you know it's funny blue gates my favorite
map when I've whenever I have kids is my least favorite map when I don't have
kids like I remember why I said I hated blue gate at the start of this last
like expedition or like when the game first came out
Bro, Blue Gate is absolute dog shit.
A tough.
I hate it, bro.
Two in the pink, one in the...
Oh my god!
Thank you for the five gifted!
Welcome!
Welcome, everybody!
Welcome!
Worth grabbing.
Damn so early good morning.
I say the early chicken.
Or the early chicken.
Or is it...
Wait, what is it?
Early chicken gets the bird or something like that?
Worm?
No, early chicken gets the worm.
Early bird gets the worm.
Yep, that's it.
Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's the one.
Nothing about a chicken. I forgot.
You know what's crazy? Animal fact of the day.
You know, the closest thing that we have to raptors like the dinosaur is chickens.
And how crazy the thing that ate everything its closest relative is the thing that it gets eaten by everything
Okay now now that's just fucked up
Okay, YouTube chat, you see what I'm talking about.
American, American and the world, LOL, face, pie, kitty cat, pie, family going strong,
lovely family, happy face, smiley face, world emoji, world emoji, key, world emoji, world
emoji. You see I'm talking about YouTube chat? Like I said, the crackheads that walk into
a 7-eleven, they're the same crackheads that walk into the YouTube chat randomly. See,
That's what I'm talking about exhibit a exhibit number one
Exhibit number one
Lol what the fuck really loves always peace sign hearts we go in crackers. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yepers
That motherfucker just called me a cracker. What the hell just happened?
Cav said I bet your grilled cheese is our next level.
Cav, stop fucking with the birds. Stop fucking with the birds.
I love the orange hammer
But you can't say that brother if me of all people can't fucking say that
man me I'll take that shit man me very good I got an orange hammer for you hutch
I think you might need to get that shit checked out if it's orange brother
I think that might be a medical condition my friend. I don't know if that's something you want to be telling people
I bet it glows in the dark, I bet it itches at all times, if it's orange, fuck me.
I know what a showbill is, those big ass beaks.
Some say they're the closest relatives to dinosaurs and the bird family.
They're absolutely monstrous and they eat other birds whole.
Crazy.
The beak sounds like a minigun. It really does. It's crazy.
It's nice to say we're cruising. We're on cruise control right now, chat.
Every survive, every bit of material, every battery, every piece of cloth, every metal.
It's all going straight into our stash and it's going straight into upgrading those fucking what's it called
We're gonna mix in a blue gate to try and get some lemons
Some apricots
Potentially have someone entering the arena
From both sides fuck me work our way towards door
Okay, that I growed far out
I
Stayed very tactic who may I say very tactic who
can I just say something can I ask how low health you are you guys want to
explain that to me
His his shield cracked on that pharaoh shot did it not
No, it doesn't matter if you have blue shield the shields cracked. I mean I guess maybe it matters
deflected 40 damage to health 62 is that him or me I don't know that that's
one of those moments where I'm not even mad about it that's just the game beat
me is what it is shoot the guy pull out a secondary shoot him five four five four
six more times and he just lives fucking stupid as shit all good should have hit a
heady I guess should have hit a heady should have hit all headies I don't
know fuck me bro I repair this simple gun parts we can craft those maybe no we
have that yet? We don't. What do we need here? Utility. No, this wouldn't be it, would it?
It would be wouldn't it be a refiner oh?
We just don't have it unlocked. What does it take to upgrade this ship? I'm gonna track all this
Gunsmith level up we're gonna track all these and
Track all these oh, yeah. Oh, this is easy
I'll scan a durable cloth tickpods. I'll heart it all. I guess we can't rock this for now
Is the burletto one better than the kettle one or actually no we do we do this
Gonna craft a stitcher
The best thing we can do right now craft a stitcher
Throw all these attachments on it
Besides the purple stock, I don't think purple stock's a little overkill.
Can we go with this?
I cannot stand this orange icon that I still have on here.
What have I unlocked?
What are you trying to show me?
Why does it keep saying, oh it's down here, pickaxe.
Okay, cool, I see it.
Orange pickaxe, thank you so much.
I really can't.
Redo shuffle time.
Hold on, this might actually be devious.
I can't hear you at all.
I'ma hit it with this.
Hey, hutch!
BLANK BLANK YOU PIECE OF BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK!
Oh wait.
Come again?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Ah dude, that put me up till-
Hold on a minute.
Hold on a second.
You telling me I can turn that thing black?
Hello book cowboy hat on that chicken I mean how do we not turn it black you know what I'm
saying I mean we got the option to do it how do I how do I refuse the option to turn
that black you know and that's a nice cock wow wow wow it makes you just want
to look at it you know oh shit we can already craft herbals I didn't think we
can craft herbals. Okay. Okay. Does that mean we can refine? Yes, we can.
Cool. All right. We got these guns. I think we killed now in that exact situation. If
happens again we kill so that's good um and then we need ammo we got to craft our ammo
we can actually sell
hmm we need probably we really need everything
of these books
let's do a uh let's do a little freak here run we're over here like gearing up
Like we got to go out there with everything we got let's do a little free kit run
Let's go blue gate again. Let's go see if we can get some apricots and some fucking lemons, man
Not get shot in our ass for the seventh time on this shit map
Let's see Bobby thinking of the tier one Boggs and crimson. Thank you
Let's go.
Oh my God, my chicken biscuits here.
The buff is about to be engaged.
Love you.
Late raid bro, all the apricots are gonna be fucking sauced.
Just a humble gracious meal and farmer.
Just a humble meal and farmer.
Don't mind me, I'm getting my meal in.
Just a humble meal and farmer.
Well, he dead.
I happen to hear the guy who shot first died.
At least that's what it sounded like.
How many people are able to reset?
If only 14 got trial skin, I think only 14 got the trial skin because only 14 crack heads
were crack headed enough to continue doing trials even though it was just Shiza.
I don't know how, I don't know how y'all did trials longer than like two weeks.
I lasted two weeks doing that trial shit and then checked out.
No shank you, no shank you.
The same way you do blue gate a thousand times.
Yeah, true. Two doves. Two doves.
Two doves.
If I get aggroed by any Ark it's just it's fucking, it's arguably over.
GJ's.
Got a Stitcher.
Especially that piece of shit.
Run.
Oh, gentlemen just looking for some lemons, some olives.
No, no, that wasn't me, that wasn't me.
I just got here.
Yes?
You're here at last.
Yes, yes.
Hello, hello.
What?
What do I sound like?
Oh!
What do I like to do?
Is that what this implies?
Oh my goodness gracious.
Listen boys, anyone got any lemons or apricots?
can spare for a goop up my man thank you oh thank you god I love you guys I love
you it's been hell it's been hell yeah yeah yeah how've your guys this raid's
been going good. Bro everyone is murdering everybody and every lobby is insane. What's
going on dude? I wonder if all that... I wonder if everyone who did the expedition are getting
put in the same lobbies. I feel like I've only seen expedition people today.
I'm gonna get out of here boys.
You saw like purple augments and shit?
Yeah, yeah, I got one actually.
Really?
Okay.
All right.
I'll get somebody here dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's try to take a group of outnoughts.
All right, I'm gonna get out of here boys.
Thank you boys.
Hey man, you can do anything.
You as well man, you as well, thank you.
I'm home with the overlook air shaft.
Listen man, you coming with me, don't murder me, okay?
Please God.
Is this simple?
Simple.
Hey, you by chance have one more apricot.
I know it's asking for a lot.
I'm one off.
I do, I do, I do.
Okay, can I get it?
Please, I give me a smooch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he's gonna shoot me. I think he's gonna shoot me, chat. I think he's gonna shoot me.
I think he's gonna fucking shoot me.
I'm gonna hit the button. I'll be dropping it. Thank you, bro. Oh my god, thank you!
I think he's gonna fucking blast me, bro. I think he's gonna blast me.
Don't worry, I'm teaming the beast!
Get down, Satan!
Get down!
Get out!
Get it!
Fuck this!
Nice work.
Good work, good work, good work.
Thank you so much for watching.
Thank you so much for the lemons and apricots.
I just gave you apricots. I'm sure they're welcome to do.
Thank you, thank you.
I hope you have a great rest of your life.
You too, sir.
And it's time for a celebratory best gift.
I
Mm-mm-mm.
Beautiful.
Ma-ma-ma-ma.
Do his food buffs, gonna be electric.
Mm.
Oh my god.
Mm-mm-mm-mm
All right, God this thing drier than shit
Fucking the birds all of crap man
Okay
regular first regular first
all righty um not enough room my oh my gosh chat I've made a grave mistake I
forgot I forgot I have to upgrade my fucking stash again
shit. Marches it. Um, tell us some, I want to keep sensors for the HG. What do I not
need. I don't need any more lemons. I need the olives. Sell the cord, sell the radio.
Need to keep the surveyor. We're gonna sell the hornet drive. We can get more of this.
Keep the humidifier, but the humidifier we don't need for a long time. We're selling the humidifier,
selling the fried motherboard, selling all of these purples as well I think.
I just don't I don't need them for like a while
He's a shit
This is sell and that's self-pocket. Let's rock. Let's walk. Let's roll
Upgrade upgrade
Okay, good
Double upgrade now grab the pharaoh
We'll grab this looting MK more M a
ahhhhhhhhhh a little bit more I know we don't need that much
and then boom
ahhhhhhhhhh
I need to f***ing lock in
I'm locked in now I'm locked in now
I'm locked in there. Ah, maybe I'll need one more. Maybe we need just, maybe we'll just need one more, one more.
All right, we have these, we got light ammo, we got heavy, we got meds, let's grab a raider, hatch key, and then we're ready to go.
I need to know what you're doing.
Wait, wrong stitcher.
I need to know what you're doing.
Let's go
Lock in you've never locked in before we do not miss shots. We do not miss shots
We do not miss shots
We hit every shot we take from this point forward. Oh
My god, it's the worst spot in the game. We're fucking coke GGs in the chat
DGs in the chat. We're cooked. All right, this is what we're doing. We are not going. We're
not going. We're not. We're just not doing it. We're not. We're not going to run across
the map. Die for the top tier loot. Our plan is of attack is this. We are going to get
the weapon case here. They're moving over to Raiders Outpost. We're going to loot
this. We're going to cross to the pattern house around Western Bridge. Ruby residential.
apartments bin welders sunroof hatchkey
lock him
this is right here
Ready, break!
Three, four, three,
two, one!
Who was the update? Was it literally just the expedition? Yes, just the expedition my friend, just the expedition.
He's told your whole route to the snipers.
Yeah, but you gotta remember too, man, like these types of, uh, we're gonna get in a lot
more legitimate games because all the snipers have something to do.
That's why sniping wasn't as bad at the beginning of, like, when the game first came out.
Because people actually had shit to work towards.
So they didn't, you know, they weren't just their whole day revolving around killing
me with, you know, bad kids.
Now that they don't have anything, they have to go and get shit as well.
I thought the quest didn't reset either, to be honest.
I was kind of upset to see that they went the escape from Tarkov route and make us, they're making us do all the quests again, but here's what it is.
More things to do again.
That's the only thing about the expedition so far that I'm like, eh, is the quests. I don't want to do the quests again.
Especially like they don't give XP, they just give like rewards.
A weapon case.
Now if quests actually gave something hell yeah, I'd love to do them, but they don't give anything
Wolfpack me wolfpack me
Love to see it but I said a lot of people wouldn't get excited about that me. I'm pumped about a medium
I mean bro. How many guns do we use that have medium gun parts? You know?
That's a huge find. That's a huge find. Better than a wolf pack.
I'm gonna go ahead and drop this. I'm gonna go ahead and drop this as well since
we're already struggling for room here.
We don't need eat it and swap yeah, I did
Quest should reset they give you loot and BP. I think we just differ on opinion. I don't disagree
That it gives you loot and like you want that loot sure I just don't give a fuck about that loot
Like I don't the loot really doesn't get good until you get like
Probably like eight to ten quests down the chain and then you're starting to get blue and purple items
for me man like I
Don't care about that stuff so it annoys me but for you. I mean how happy that you got what you wanted
It gives you blueprints though, no?
It might, I think you're right on that.
I think you're right.
I think it does give blueprints.
Of course, that's not the only reason you reside, really.
Do you feel the difference not having the skill points?
Yeah, for sure.
The main difference is for me is stamina and the amount I can carry without being over-encumbered.
I like it.
I like having a challenge man.
I like having a purpose in my raids.
I know you wouldn't be able to tell that from the last week and a half of us gaming, but
trust me the last thing I enjoy PvP, love fighting, love murking people, love taking
their shit.
I also love purpose.
I love going into my rage going, okay, I want to do this, I'm looking for this, and it
not be battery and processors for two and a half weeks straight, you know?
Is it better to play solos or what?
Well we're playing trios.
I'm waiting for Nick and Tim to get on.
But I mean kind of just because you know everyone's looking for items so instead of splitting
in amongst two people you get it all yourself.
Here's Magnus. Take a spring. The intentions of dropping it if I need to.
Played Trio's last side and got spammed by Trigger Grenades.
I will say I haven't died to one of those yet.
I have not died to one of those yet.
Emphasis on the yet.
Alright, we got that.
Now we're going to rip this apart so we can maintain one slot.
Apprecio.
Poor Scringa on the game.
Did you trim your beard?
Looks extra thin and handsome today, huh?
y'all thinking of the $5 super chat um I got in a fight with a wood chipper and by a wood chipper I mean
what I used to shave my beard I lost I'ma be honest I I tried to trim it and then I looked and I
realized I fucking gapped my shit so I just shaved the majority of it off toaster
give me the damn toasters
need the manscape sponsor again yeah
I just hear.
I heard someone close for sure.
What did I hear?
I thought I heard birds and then a bag open.
You kill on sight?
It really depends man.
If I have the advantage, I'm probably just gonna shoot, but like, if someone's like,
hey, don't shoot, don't shoot, friendly, I might let them live.
I don't know, dude.
I don't know.
It really just depends.
Sometimes I'm friendly, sometimes I'm not, depends on the circumstances of how I walk
up on somebody.
Central motor in here.
You know what, you're not the first person that I've heard say since the Cold Snap update
the game has been running worse for them.
Chav, you can do the masses.
Do you guys feel like you guys have gotten a performance hit since the Cold Snap update?
Aw, she banged.
It's not just on Cold Snap, it's like every map, period, even if you're not playing
mode
really
I wonder what they did.
I cannot say the same, I don't think my shit's been like too different.
We're going to save our hatch, we're going to go for the extract, we just don't really,
I mean I guess.
No I don't, I think we go for the extract.
seems overkill to be honest we got a couple couple items we're looking for
but nothing like crazy
I
What's the three dude solos I'm telling you you see the three pack of drones
even if you have a Vinny it's just hell
I feel like the art quite literally spawns on top of me man like consistently
You crashed, didn't you?
Yeah, but I've crashed before the update as well.
Good.
Great run, great run!
Very good, very good!
Good. Great run, great run! Very good, very good!
No, yeah, every...all of our, like, our whole trio all, uh, did the expedition, yeah?
I'm not much for
Shawnee told me about what you found
Something's changed
And we already watched these probes beaming across the skies
More crash I'll watch it again
We've heard tales of what happens if they find what they're looking for
They might be myths
I don't want us finding out the hard way
Boy, thank you for the 10 bucks back to coot. Thank you to two months. Oh my legs
Break open any probe or career
Roving careers
Let
Or let
Um steel spring nice let's learn this nice medium gun parts are done or learned I should
say um let's grab some more stemmage.
Crap it, it works on.
Yup, explosive station done.
And we only need six more alloy for the next one.
What can we craft right now?
Well this is what, alright, the synthesized fuel, what was that, synthesized fuel?
What else?
We need, dude, we need so many pops.
goodness we got the toasters and the motion cores and fireball burners
oh that's a tick pod that's a pop trigger got it
go ahead and track this
track that's all right chat remind me to grab fireball burners and tick pods please
That's all good as well, all right, cool, we're good.
That should all be good, we don't really need extra ammo, that's fine.
make less noise when looting stamina jerry's are like brouched am I supposed to throw one
point into that for now cool bring a little extra of this and extra shields cool we go
Go back again.
Straight to breach.
Yeah.
I'm going to get breach first.
I just think it's best because on my way to breach I'm going to get broad shoulders.
You got more points? It's all good. None of that shit's worth anything for now.
Deadpan, think of it as a prime? Malik? I don't even know how to say your name. Malik
than that. Thank you for the chair 1, Floyd. Thank you for the 10 months. Tactical. Thank
you for the 2 months. Fuel from Trader for seeds. Yeah. I was honestly just going to
hold onto it and do one free hit on Stella and get all those.
You last here. Some advice, Raider.
Mark probes and it signals that you can hear from afar.
And if you see a smoke room in the distance,
you can see the new craft.
You... here.
Maybe in two months, maybe?
Are you changing your note?
you
Fucking hate this thing bro
I'm gonna take it out every time I don't it hits me
Yeah, I know max mobility is is going but again, I'm going I'm just trying to get brought
Oh, I'm fucking hating the arc shit, dude.
That thing has spawned there every single raid I've been here, and it's literally either
shot me or got me killed multiple times.
Damn, he's built like that.
Let me get a rest!
Aw bros, cucked.
Oh, Gigi's Pharaoh and my kidded fucking gun, dude.
gonna be on it a little bit. Maybe we can go somewhere to f**k this guy over.
I wonder how I enter there.
I obviously can't enter that way.
I cannot continue to enter that way.
I guarantee you it's a private profile.
I didn't think it was suddenly killed me,
but after he literally ran and obliterated the second guy
who was lurking on him from behind the wall,
I kind of figured.
Well, yep.
The way she goes, the way she goes.
All right.
Build a kettle.
Not a kettle of pharaoh.
I've never seen so many game bands on record than this game, Rust, bro.
The only game I've ever seen more people with game bands, I would be honest, I don't even
think Rust has as many as this game.
You might be right.
This game might have more players with multiple game bands than any game I have ever played.
I'd say it's like a good, I die at least to like people like that.
And I'm like, Oh, those guys are, you know, that's a little weird.
I'd say it's a good like 70% of the time.
It's either a private account or game bands on record.
It's actually unbelievable at this point.
They got to be having a buy one, get two cheats off free or some fucking
sale or something.
I don't know.
We going again?
Nick's not getting on today, what happened to Nick?
Oh nooo!
Wait what did he say on Twitter?
I don't wanna say anything bad or say anything I shouldn't say.
I
He said he's a straight okay
I'm down.
Damn, man.
Well, if Cloaksy wants the game still, I'm down.
It could be me, him, and Timmy.
Is he in court? Let me see.
Tell Dennis I'm in the I'm in discord
Is that hello, hello, hello, hello
Nick's fine. Yeah, Nick Nick is fine Nick is fine. It's
Again boys, it's time my shit to talk about so Nick will tell you guys when he's live probably tomorrow
I shoulda got stems.
Shit.
Loot it up, screw it up, motor, nice.
We're all need that.
Motors are a bitch to find.
Some tools, very nice, again.
No one looted over here? What the f-
Whoa!
Very good.
Dip pods!
Thank you!
This is why I'm straight.
This right here, this is why I love y'all.
This is why I love you, man.
This right here is why I love you, man.
Give me that arc halo. We need that shit as well
Sorry
Don't do it, get out of here.
Don't do it.
Fuck off.
Fuck you.
Sensors.
the raids going today pretty good pretty good she got killed by a potential
Chinese cheater with multiple gamebans on record and three friends it was pretty
nice honestly I bet he's a great guy
Hey, are you friendly down there?
Oh, he said it's up the rim.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, you're friendly.
Birdie, is that a yes?
Oh, we...
I said, you friendly, you friendly.
Yeah, but I just wiped.
Hell yeah, me as well, me as well.
Good luck to you.
I feel like Birdie wants to slap my titties off my chest.
Is that crazy to say?
You guys feel like he wants to slap your titties
off your chest?
I feel like you want to slap my titties off my chest.
On your good serve on your
Hello motherfucker. Oh my god. I'm gonna die hold on. Let me lock in. Okay. Oh my god
No motherfucker
Oh god.
God!
Fucking game!
Are they fucking...
Oh man, what's going on? Is that you, Bernie?
Nice shot, son. Good work, good work.
Wait, did you already wipe it? You found a renegade?
Yeah, I have a good steering pillow weapon, guys.
I have a lot of fun.
If anybody took down, he's like, here, think it's funny.
Damn!
Hey, nice to meet you, man.
Hey, you as well, man.
Thanks for the help.
I love you!
Love you, too.
All righty, I'm out.
Nick's not streaming today, so you
want to run with me and Tim?
it up since 4 p.m. yesterday. Well it's gonna be good to be hanging out with you
for about the next 30 minutes. I need it. What happened track? Work benches. That's
what I'm doing right now. I need rusty tools and then after that I'm gonna
need the big boys. I'm gonna need the bastions. I'm gonna need the fucking
and everything.
Bull beans.
Ah.
I need rusty tools.
I'm going to fucking get them.
I just found some in the dam
water treatment.
Mmm.
Found some there. Just got a couple of them.
Dude, I uh
I've been
I like
got loop back I got loop back the second the servers went live or take
like to update one out oh like cheetah loop yeah and did you get to keep it yeah
way so it actually did work holy fuck that would be electric if I got some
back I got three purples three blue armors three vents and three toros
really yeah where are you throwing what are you throwing your stuff into right
now
so there's three talents there's like a money-making one that I'm trying right
now and then there's a PvP one and the PvE one that one talent fight or flight by
conditioning is broken but I'm good I went for 15 into mobility and then I
I just went in round crafting like two seconds ago.
Where's Fighter Fighter?
It's at the conditioning three over on the bottom.
What the hell? I didn't even realize that was okay.
Yeah, so that, I'm going to go that at the end
after like mobility and survival tree and try it.
But that instantly resorts like 30% of your max stamina
when you get shot.
Why would you just do it now because you can instantly grab them like I just one point in I'm gonna throw the next five in there
Yeah, I mean that's definitely smart. I just got mobility for stamina
Well, I got youthful lungs already with five points in it. Hey, okay
I was gonna go survival so I could get broad shoulders for more carry weight
Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now
But I think it might be I think I'm gonna go ahead and get fight or flight and then I'm gonna get broad shoulders
I think fighter flights, I mean if it's as good as you're saying then it's definitely worth. Yeah, it's good for you to grab
Yeah, if you if you have five in it literally instantly if you get shot at instantly your source like 30% of your
Really drag you just outrun everyone and it works really well in combat too. So if you're like sliding around or something like that
Okay, yeah, let's go. I'm gonna do the good comps great comps
It's the greatest of comps and then if it doesn't look dude if it's ass he just fuck reset it
I saw I saw people testing it
I just kill you. It's fine. Oh, yeah
whatever whatever
All right, well, I'll bite you I
Don't have any guns right now, so I'm rocking Pharaoh stitcher
I mean I
I do have a Toro, but I feel like all the fights right now are like in the middle of the open
This majority of them
Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty homeless right now
Yeah
Alright, how's your cock doing?
Uh, my cock's maxed
Already you got a maxed out cock?
Yep, maxed out cock
Nice is it black?
Yep, it's the Blackcock maxed out with the fucking hat on that row, it's half, yep.
I gotta head on my cock, too.
Yep.
Holy fuck, are we talking in-game or out?
Depends on the day.
I'm a visual learner.
Okay, let's hit your pick.
Let me hit your pick.
All right, I mean, you should honestly host, you host, you host, you host.
Why?
No, no, no, I just need rest of the tools.
I'm done to go anywhere.
All right.
We're going Dan Battleground soon.
You know, I haven't seen anybody who hasn't hit the expedition.
I think everybody hit it.
I saw one guy.
So one guy, he could have just looted the safety boxes or whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah, that.
One guy hit those, but everyone else, I see, is using the skin.
Yeah, everybody's using the skin.
It's pretty awesome.
Someone in my chat pointed out, it pissed me the fuck off.
why are our arms blue
you just ruined the skin for me dammit Dennis why why yeah but why are they
blue and why would you do that why would you do that
it has to be a bug why are they blue
I'm pointing out to me and I got so pissed off like fuck
dude I'm pissed off now why are they blue why doesn't even uh...
I don't like it
I don't like it.
Where the dog collars at?
Top of damn, Jack, top of damn.
Have they fixed the cues?
I hope they did, we're not running into trios.
Is that a thing?
They were broken there for a hot minute, so.
I don't know, we might get screwed here.
Yeah, also there's one red glove here, nice.
Bro, stop.
I
This guy trying to ruin our lives right now stop it. I actually have
Peace and groups to be able to fuck a shit. I got a stature with a gold stock
what
Well, I just had
Stitcher with all grain attachments. I lost the fucking Chinese cheater multiple game bands and three friends on record
He had one
He had 0.1 hours in two games, and then he has four friends, multiple gamebans on record.
Ha ha ha, apocalypse!
Hell yeah.
I've been running Breeze to you all day and I've had zero cheaters
Yeah, I mean bro mama such a shit situation too
I was shot the Sentinel and then he killed me like it felt okay
And then I just hear him obliterate someone else and I was like I'm just gonna go take a look at his team and
sure enough
You want to hit this weapon crate over here this weapon whatever
I know it can be down here into our right. I want to check out this weapon right. Uh,
maybe a minute, yeah. Birds. Maybe down there to the right of the
will be pot yes I'm looking someone died at hash bro I died at a handage what
changed his name to me and he's briefing lobbies no no but okay those people
are fighting at the hash by the way would be great no so him in design the
apex guy yeah when the service went live they just got a bucket okay well
my truck fuck no I'm gonna use this shit what they did was the extra camp
hatches and they killed multiple people with full backpacks of blueprints
and full backpacks of tempests and volcanoes and bobcat fours and everything
those they just they just had their
the afters dude they killed someone with
I'm not joking like fucking like 60
blueprints on both of them oh my gosh
yep that's disgusting so much as that
Cam got 700k from one run
But you saw what he did right with me
Yeah, you fucking change the name to you when he's griefing every like a truck camping
I was getting people in my chat you mother fucker
Work so hard you took it all from me
There's uh, there's another guy named uh
There's like NS Hutch or something like that or like no his name was like F Hutch MF like and he was re-cheating
Of course bro
So of course bro
He was like fuck Hutch MF
He's cheating
Hey 69 subs on the day
Oh nice
Alright, alright, okay
Hi, how are you bad?
Oh, I just got the clip, I'm gonna take it real quick.
How much money do you get?
I don't want to shoot this, I should just shot it man.
I'm trying to silence her, my fucking-
Wait, this guy's-
This guy's doing it! They're doing it!
They're doing it!
They're doing it! You need wolf back!
Come get wolf back!
Oh my god! On the ground!
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
What do you need trigger need everything whatever you'd ever want
What do you need you need anything let's go cams doing the Lord's work cam is doing the Lord's work yeah
Cam is doing the Lord's work if you're doing that shit to prepare for the next one fuck you bud
It is 100% it's like a
Congratulations you played yourself, you know what I mean? Yep
I forgot I had a pocket
I'm down you lead you lead. I'm a great follow you leave you know you lead you lead. I know I'm no I'm no leader
I'm a good follower though. I just need resting fuck you kiss me. I don't know where by them
Oh, okay, we're gonna go. I mean we don't have I think we just reset maybe and okay. It's across the map
Okay, let's go there. I
Got one up. He was in my it's in my ass
Nice
I'm down for quick raises while today you just let me know what vibes you're on I'm down
Oh wait, you remember the rest of the gears over here.
Yep.
Speedless ground, Tokyo drifting.
Need simple gun parts.
Yeah, and remember, we also need motors.
Are you even doing the quest this time around?
I don't think so, oh my god I got a new rusty gear set.
I mean if you get, if it was like car fob and you get the ESV and shit like that.
We roasted gears, two rusty gears on me.
I have three, I have three, I have three.
Oh my god, that's all you.
Hitting button.
I'm not gonna crack one, it's a crack one, it's a crack one.
Are you kidding me?
What?
Wait, that wasn't rusted gears?
Oh, rusted tools.
Sorry, half rusted tools.
What?
Oh Dennis is that guys are by way divided Dennis hi Dennis I'm healing
to that thought I heard someone oh no
Oh, come on!
Hit the fucking button.
Oh fuck!
Where are you, piece of shit?
Good work!
Good work.
God, you look so cool after the blue arms.
I know.
Oh, shit.
I, that was, I instantly got two gear.
Gray raid, gray raid.
I mean, two tools.
Two tools.
I didn't say it like that.
I don't know, man.
I've been up so long, man.
I got two tools.
I love that.
How do I need this?
Oh, now I need the rest of the gears.
I'm inviting you to a stream together as well.
All right.
Do you want to do you need power cables before I sell them?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Well, that was your bench?
I mean, they're all level one right now.
might. I'll bring you on. They're annoying to find. Power cables was taken four. Uh, one
of the benches from two to three. I need was drivers. I don't know why I didn't grab that
one. I need Hornet drivers. You're gonna need a lot of drivers. Fireball burners, which
I was grabbing that last one. I need a couple more pop triggers, synthesized fuel, which
I can buy that yeah, I'm just I just literally need to loot like all everything we kill
Have it all flagged as well, so
Yes, I'm gonna bring your power cable so you put in the butt am I crazy to bring a bucket I am right
Probably yeah green armor keep it. Yeah, I mean I could craft blue armor, but then I can't carry out as much stuff
I want you to know I can make right now so many seafoars if I had the blueprint.
I have like 40 batteries and I can make 15.
i could make fifteen as well
practical shields
and i just sold all my five motherboards
but you need motherboards
uh...
yeah i'll find it, don't worry about it
i have zero, i have zero so it's not like i'm close
i have three, i can give you
you're gonna need them to
uh... bring an extra two
I just need to kill the big boys now
but I have nothing to kill the big boys
yeah
yeah that's gonna be an issue there brother
repair armor good coms
let me know when you want to go somewhere else
do we do a nighttime raid for bps?
what we're doing this whole shibang?
uh... i don't know
well, there's so many people playing
yeah
Yo, big J, think of it, 22 months.
Let's go!
That's so we can always buy deadlines.
I do have one here. Give me two seconds, by the way. Yep, here.
You're stuck repainting the interior of your house, but that should have overdrive, bro.
Time to start putting in 18-hour days.
Get that done with four or five days and lock in.
Lock it. I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm locked.
You have more fun playing on a free kit? Oh, free kits are electric, man. Free kits are
awesome. Free kits are a lot of fun, man. I ain't got no slide toward the free kit.
kids are they're not broken but they're just good enough to wear if you play it
right you can get a kill pretty quick back side welcome back he was shocking
his cat I have visual and audio recording evidence yeah I was gonna say
don't I was gonna say don't tell tWitch but if you tell tWitch I might get a
raise you know the tWitch came by my stream the other day and gifted a
hundred subs and they're saying thank you I should have said this is
where the hell are you going you say it's out of the way they didn't get these subs
no fucking assholes yeah Dennis you got no motion you know I guess not maybe
because I should every single time I get a partner rep my partner rep ends up
getting fired a week later that is true so true I've had not way they're gonna
be inside you want to drop down here they're below us I'm gonna drop down
here and fuck them oh you're dropping there I'll go from door oh that hurt
You're alone?
Oh, I'm alone.
Oh.
Oh, man, if I do.
Careful.
Are they in there?
Yeah, they're in there.
Gotta be.
Kind of go the other side, then.
Yeah, door shot.
They're in there.
Oh.
What are you trying to mean?
He's in our poshio.
He's red.
One to a shot.
Okay.
Oh, they are in there?
Careful, Dennis.
I'm good
One health Lily one I'm just spreading
Shit good shit
Good wait a minute. Hey, what is there?
Dude the security breeches on the other side of the wall there wait what?
Yes, not the other side of the fucking wall
It's a feature wow look at the feature
They move
You update. Oh, they're not static
No, I
I thought they always wanted the same spot, but you didn't know if they were there. I thought the same thing
Yeah, I thought that because dude I was playing bird city in every single spot that I went to last time
Oh here take these that had them
Merry Christmas, bro, they were off. It's just a really just a random chance for them to be nada
Is that English that makes sense
No, every single like okay, so every single spot
That there is like that that like a hundred percent spawn chance, right every spot that they still spawned there, but it's not a hundred percent anymore
I got the spots were locked
Now it's just randomly around the map
Stop brothers ass
They hide and fucking see the entire time.
No, I think, I think, yes and no.
I think they're not just randomly everywhere.
They're in the same areas.
They're just randomly distributed within those areas.
Like instead of being on that exact wall where it is every time, it's on the other
side of the wall, you know.
Ah, okay, okay, okay, that makes sense.
And truth said that might have been the worst description I've ever heard in my life
My chat is some devious sons of bitches, you know first-hand yeah, I know I realize that your discord didn't worse
Yeah, I wasn't gonna stream and then I saw a genius live and I'm like wow that's inspiring
Yeah, I'm running out of like two hours of sleep and I'm like fuck am I a piece of shit?
I'm like yeah I'm a piece of shit.
I gotta go live.
I gotta actually work.
And then I saw Sim live and I'm like fuck dude am I gonna really make everyone
deal with said
because it's
already know bags
but rent a blueprint
ho ho
you have asked lots
yeah i have a spot but i don't want to rent a blueprint i'll never use it
cool
those are paying the acid
All right, I have a hatch key as well out of my ass.
Oh, same.
I got one in my butthole.
Oh, in the hold itself.
Nice.
Yes, sir.
I can step aside.
Fuck this.
It's not.
Can I go around?
Ah, fuck, I will just end here.
Fuck it.
I was going to say go up the Alistar stairs,
but we're the chances of anyone scamping us.
meh
this is new
yeah
that's not breach
good news is we both get a shot whatever's in front of us dies
i got a gold stature i can fucking fuck
heavily i thought you were telling me not to bring a bobcat but you have a kinetic converter in your rifted tour
Yeah, I should have dropped it for your bobcat. No
I need you bring it in
Stop it. What the fuck? There has to be a top
So do you shoot like the yellow part
Anybody honest, you know
Well, they're up there. They won't be waiting on us
Do you need something? Uh?
Yeah, right above us right above us and below
Play the pillars play the pillars we gotta go back. I got a rallyer
I wish that guy wasn't moving. I want you to know that oh not good above us is getting active as well
Back one back nice down them. I downed them. Yeah
Hit the other one directly
Yeah, I care for stairs
Back them falling right back. Oh god now
One more still up. That's a fuck how
Hit him nice
Okay, okay
Drop down
See him upstairs
I
Cracked them again
You shut up you shut up
Shut the fuck up over there
Do not read the e-mails! Shut the f**k up!
Yeah, I'm coming to kill you guys now!
Beats!
Where's the other guy?
Oh, I'm fighting drones right now.
One's gonna be above you, but I'm looking for the other guy on this team.
Yeah.
I think I this team crawled away, but I think it was homeless, okay
What's just happened?
Well, I shot about ten of them in the face, which was pretty cool
Got an upgrade looting got a fucking anvil rock art right now
This guy's not so much it I can't take this
I don't know what I hate oh my gosh
I don't need more batteries
He said he had something in his ass, but I don't know what yet. I
Don't know come loot this guy here still has shit. You take a little fuck the guy up top
I don't think he's up there, bro. I think I doubt him and he crawls
It is video. I don't know. I don't know
Maybe not, I don't know, if I doubt him and had to have been to Nades
I guarantee we go up there, he just goes down zips and he's gone
Yeah, not wrong
You guys actually goop, right? Holy fuck
Yeah, I just have so many quest items and shit I need, I just can't think of anything
Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep
Didn't get two anvils though
Have you?
What about the other guys? Were they three kits?
Yeah
Extra runs and shit
To go annex so we can go hatch whatever you think
Do we want to burn our hatches for this? I don't I don't know
No, I think so one guy's down here. I just heard something in front of me
I
Watch them corners remember he says if I got your back
Yeah, I have 50 fabric though, I want to keep it.
A lot of fabric.
I
Mean bro imagine being that duo every single time you peek we shot you with a fuck
Yeah
Dude, I hate the feral with the blue silencer on it. I hate it. I don't know why you got a you got a just go
The lightweight stock and that's it. It's all you need
Yeah, I grabbed it for art, but it's like to you that I
Swear I was right on top of that guy and messes with the shots, bro. I completely agree. I need this we can shoot up
Well, you do thing
another one see I'll never understand how you were able to kill these the way
you do I struggle with it man yeah the Hornets Hornets are so fucking annoying
it's my least favorite arc dude I see a hornet and my heart drops I'm like alright
well I'm to die well it's the worst is also to when you're fighting fucking
people yep then it's like you want to spray them and the armor in the front
and then you're like fuck
I just dropped my ammo okay yeah I swear it does turn into a BB gun when you
suppress it disgusting yeah I don't know if you like right there I was right
on them and it just pissed and I'm like how the fuck is that even possible
Yeah, it's like when you put a suppressor on the damn anvil the anvils are dog shit with suppressors
Yeah
Not looted not looted not looted check another guy
Yeah now looted
Kind of one free kit. Oh shit. Oh my no. Hey, I got cracked by a skin. I do need that my guy had one as well
Uh, yeah.
You're good, hit button.
Okay.
Thank you, pleasure doing badness.
I mean, how did those guys die?
They must have died to someone in the extract and those people made it out or some shit.
Yeah, could have done that or died or rocketeer.
Yeah.
I did a solo harvester too, so I have the fucking whatever it's called blueprint.
So if you're feeling frisky, tactically.
Alrighty, alright.
Don't mind if I do.
a little bit crazy little bit crazy like conceivable we got to have the yeah anybody is
the lights the greener
good to go
just upgraded my
Explosive Station
in one moment here
just gonna get this too
What can I break down that has plastic?
What dude what what has plastic I'm losing my mind over here the fuck is going on.
I need literally like two more plastic to give my- eh fuck it, whatever.
I'll be ready in one second.
You're gonna take your time with no rush.
Seeds, I hate them giving seeds for plastic. Makes me wanna throw up.
Alright, alright!
Wait, why? Hold on. Why is the medical lab on the wall now and my utility station is close right?
It goes by the order you build them. I'm going to cry. Oh my gosh.
I don't like that and no like that and no like that. No
No, my girl. I'm still in the exact same order. Oh, it's the way that you get the shit. Oh
wait, my guns nice. I hate this. I hate what has happened to me.
All right, you need some magic, I'm ready.
Would you like to go to a arid city?
I don't know what I have over there, but I mean...
probably a lot oh you start you know red we can go red tower cuz it's a hundred
percent pillows one pillows well you post for your cock like I said cock
You cock
Let's go
What do cold snapper know
Ready
Oh
you all the Charles and one we should have changed to the blue looting
Shiza where do you want to go I don't care wherever we go to the hospital one
up yeah I want to go in the fancy area but let's go hospital respond right here
Good morning
The trap right there where we came in from cool
Wait, so you're telling me you didn't sleep at all we would be in coming on
Do it yeah from what I came from
They're gonna hit my trap
You're actually insane for that
And yeah, I was up. I woke up at like 4 p.m. And I was getting ready to go to bed. I'm not joking
I was like getting ready to sleep and then I'm like
fuck
So were you on before the expedition opened now you weren't streaming you you start to stream right after it opened then
Yes
Psychopath
Yes, there's two types of people chat
Person a me who's he goes? You know what? I'm gonna go to sleep
Wake up a little later, but I'ma be on person be Dennis
No room for no dogs, but yeah, I was like
Rocketeers aggro someone heard
I grew our roof. Yeah, but
Yeah, I had to do some shit so I went over the same house
That's coming. Yeah, your trap. Yeah, that's okay
fucking ball bro
No, like stairs to the right, I think we go up this stairs, this stairs, this stairs.
Yeah, I like this, I don't even know this is here.
I
Horns and it's shooting through the wall. It has to be here right in front. Yeah, I just saw one jiggle
That's where I said right side I see one just aggro them on stairs though
Great what
I literally could not even see that guy
No, you cannot go this way
Get shit see that bro. I got you. Oh, he fit BP. Oh huge
You give it our expenses fuck actually yeah, they are it's a great be beautiful
Another team was a bit of it a close a bit of it a bit of clothes
Like possibly already be here close
And number
do you show up in a bag? I was loading that guy. I got a Kettle 3. like how do I get melted so fast?
hey Tom's, potentially one on you, come and do it.
okay.
you loot down here? yeah how do you loot in that area?
yeah nice.
First time together setting word benches. I mean, I guess it's like
Part of it, right? Yeah, it's part of it. I'll take us a week to get everything back to where it was. Thank you worried
Well, I
Was more like I didn't like the quest reset that was my great
Yeah, the quest reset dude the quest reset it just doesn't get if it gave exp it would make sense
Make complete sense under literally right here in front of us Southeast
Fuck I hit that
Yeah, I see one right on right here
I just got full shit
far I'm looking for God for us though I
believe it's a tree I'm careful daddy's
dead possibly one more yeah yeah one
more second very good these guys are
really kated yeah they are they come up
time we got to finish they are calling
finish the first one and Tom's on the
tree I finished a second sir I'm
I mean I finished the first one over, the comms on the fucking-
Good fight bro, good kills.
These guys, yeah, are good.
I'm not gonna spell ends up, bitch!
Oh my god, so much fence.
There we go. I need the fence.
Blue armor, nice.
So much fent oh yeah you get juiced over there you get juiced I just have fent and I like
Fent.
Uh hit up sim he sells Fent oh shit does he yeah pretty cool my guy was poor I'll let
you know if this guy is poor as well hey I got a new jolt mine for you all right.
Also, two blue shields over here.
I need light ammo.
Whoa!
Vinninator!
Vinnator!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy had a Venni.
Is that a four?
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
You got a hatch key?
I do.
I think we do that hatch right now.
I got my oil all right well chat there you go do is are getting into trios though
That's got
I'm over come me as well
Lotta come do not come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come that that team didn't wait their accounts
Oh
Grab Toro hey
All right, I was feeling guilty taking the Venator, but now that I hear you got enough good
All right, that means I'm gonna have blue shield next round we're actually get it out of our minds brother
You know what I'll say this everything was worth it for the orange hammer. I love the
orange hammer. Orange hammer? Oh, I don't know. I don't think I have that. I don't. There
you go. Oh yeah, just you have to equip it. Oh. Bro, it's so sick. I love it. I like
the way it looks. I knew they were going to do something like that. I'm like this
this makes no sense that they don't have it so you can change your... um, like axis.
They're gonna do what Fortnite does. They're gonna add so many fucking skins.
Yeah. Listen, I'll say what I said at the beginning before this game even got the success that it did.
Don't add pay to win anything. Add as many skins as you want and I'll keep swiping that fucking credit card.
Oh
Very great
Great red great red great red
Not too shabby
And I got a cat bed like you said good coms
I can craft these let me just double-check before I rip this apart
Yeah, we're good
Alright, got the Looting MK3, I mean, to be honest boys, hell of a start, hell of a start
right now.
And we got this DFID BP.
Oh, that a nice. That a nice.
But an awesome dad, but an awesome dad.
Now here's the question. Do we save that? I think we save the pharaoh for.
I think we save the pharaoh for bringing the pharaoh for in my opinion is just overkill.
And it's like we don't have a lot of guns
And we're rocking two shitty guns it makes sense, but we're rocking a pharaoh for and a vin for I think is over kill
Hello
Don't think about two dollars super chat any Timmy today. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. He's doing stuff right now
But I believe he will be here sooner rather than later
Sooner rather than later
All right, let's check our work benches level up, okay?
Level up, okay, level up, arc motion cores, one more fire burner, tick pod, cloth, electrical
components I can craft, hornet, wasp, and okay.
many bandages in a bad way, many bandages in a bad way, um, what's do I have right now?
Only got two of each, what's do I have here, 22 seeds, cool, woman nobody gonna get you
a hot drink. I'm currently fighting Arc trying to save the world. I don't give a
rat's ass about you and your drinks right now. Maybe after I save the world I
might make time to make you a tea, but not now.
I did hear Symphony sells Fint. Maybe hit him up. I heard that warms you up
pretty well all right that should all be good and then drop that sorry I'm
almost ready you're good you're good boom baby max dash you just got max dash
job 292 good for you I can actually I'm poor it's so it's so nice that you can
fucking have a more and more spots oh it's amazing one's expedition already
happened better sell these
I'll just do that after when we get back back to damn nighttime rate I'd use
to the pillows you know I got it oh I need three pillows yeah one one cap at
three pillows. Oh okay got it. All right now back to Barrett City then. I think night time
raids if we're getting in Trio lobby is probably not a good idea anyways. Yeah honestly I mean we
were kind of fucking there right? Yeah just stay right there then. Stay right there. Right there.
Yeah I feel like the stitcher wasn't hitting. Bro light ammo anything is weird. I've had
experiences with bobcats where it truly felt like it does nothing
what do you need so you need so we need to spawn red we will get into another trio i'll be 100%
yeah we just uh we can't we can't we can't do any of our like swing for death
to be honest. Yeah, like we just gotta we just gotta at least down one before we start
like full body swinging for trades. Yeah, you calling that maybe a third minute so I didn't
go down there because I you said, oh wait, wait a second, I got one joking about using
drugs illegally and buying them or selling them illegally is never funny. Sorry, let's
come in from a person and then it goes into some personal stuff guys listen if
you don't like it turn the fucking stream off the internet's not here to be
your safe place fuck you turn the stream off I'm sorry about that
through sorry for whatever you went through but if you can't understand a
joke I don't give a fuck.
I have someone come in and complain that I talked about fucking uncles.
I'm not joking.
The guy's like, I really enjoy watching, but every single time you talk about fucking
uncles I just think you're a freak.
And I immediately leave.
And I said, oh.
I checked like an hour later the person unfollowed him like
Listen man an 820 no more you know what I mean it's time to grow up
Uh just got a silencer two blueprint nice love that
Yo thinking about the $20 super chair hello lord hutch yeah right here again your hutch lens and
my I don't know how if I can say that unite to take down the bungalows sounds
like John yeah I did want to do like the first person like I'm like I'm
able to find me by the way you're dead to me nope I refuse your offer how are
you on for you want for a what you say you said something and something would
you saying?
Got other gas.
What'd you say to do?
I wanted to be like the first person in like a mill than like five mil.
Oh my god, I've never seen something like that.
Well, I just had to read big balls in my face the second I walked up the stairs.
I just got a silencer one blueprint.
That's good.
I got a one and a two. You want either of these?
I want these balls to stop busting on me.
I already have the one.
Oh, you want to keep it?
No, no, no, that's all you.
All right.
Uh-oh.
I already have four toasters chat already got four toasters already got the vid for the
wife just happened yeah me and Dennis just to be three to team and I got the looting
MK3 and the blue shield room in your ass. I got an extra ashy
Yeah, I got room well. I don't I lied you I do not have room in my ass. I got to be
Yeah, I'll pick it back up
Wait dip me. Let's hear
We see if anyone's having roof top for a quick love app. I've never heard no one
Oh
You just ran into a cheater
Oh, you see one you see one
And then you sit there just cross the map under us
No, love tap ever hurt no one go love tap by West
They might be one some beef
I went far right there, blue armor.
Zip, zip, zip, inside, zip, inside, zip on me.
Really?
Yeah.
Good.
I don't know how far down.
I don't know.
we need to get together this is not good
high floor rain down the stairs down the stairs towards you okay
team one
one dead okay the other ones right on top of them too yeah other one be shut
that's right coming me swing
I should I should know the team yeah eat my ass eat my shit
good work for that shotgun so yeah
yeah
oh renegade oh oh my god they see four
whoops they had three and a total of
four
any this motor I'm putting in my ass
I fucked somebody died he may be I just broke glass
yeah I think if you join the community over on YouTube
I'm just being an asshole I got a plea asshole
love that for me we can use that extra oh prayer
we use that extra hatch key if we're wanted to
uh brook park get the hatch for free and I got I got a bag
I'm gonna reset this I'm just being an absolute douche right now
Love that for me
It's too bad stuff under the bridge
Okay, wait, there's people that are right there
Pick up the shot real quick
Three people sitting under us and looking
They were up here bird I
I saw those guys they rotate it forward east
You let me in front of us go towards hatch
Back to one nice
Yeah, that was a guy that tagged. He has to be absolutely one shot. I see four, but we're gonna get third party fighting this
Down for whatever. Yeah, it's a slave. I'll be a reset. Yeah
I think I'm not gonna go down.
Johnny, I think you can join in on this too.
Another $20 super chat.
I caught in college and played defensive line in college.
Could we do a pin sometimes?
LMNO, what's your best pitch?
For real though, getting a ton of hate from the bungulator,
so I need my lord and his Hutchians to rescue me.
Well, you have my, you have my backing.
$40, that's a Chipotle order.
You got my backing, eh?
I'm a whore for Chipotle, you know what I mean?
Thank you for the $40, $2.20 of the Chats.
We have arrived and it is now that we perform our charge.
In fealty to the Niplus Emperor, our fat lord, and by the grace of the Chipotle Throne,
I declare exterminatus upon the twitch accounts that are cringe and weird.
I hereby sign the death warrant and then sign those accounts to oblivion.
My hero justice account in all balance. Small hands protect.
Thank you good side. Thank you good side. You will be stories will be sung about you good side
stories will be sung
Stories will be sung
All right, so we got this we got that we got this we got my aunt
What else do we need here yanda?
We got emulation, we got blue shield.
That's a good shield, we're a little overkill, just down here as well.
Not too shabby, not too shabby.
We're just upgrading stash.
But yeah, I would be honest if I tried to throw a bullpen today, I'd blow my fucking whole
body out to be real with you.
I'd blow my arm out, my elbow out, my hand would cramp, it'd be bad.
Yeah, I've seen Kim's ulti count, man, I've seen it.
like dumbass, like dumbass.
My shoulder would detach from my body if I threw a slider, yeah.
You know what's funny, but I ran into some some randoms today and I was talking to him.
I was like, how's your all rates going and the guy goes, everyone is so much more hostile
this time around.
And it's so funny is the first time around everyone likes, you know, everyone's talking.
Everyone's like, Hey, what are you looking for?
I'm looking for this too. Oh, that's so cool. You know, this time around
It's just everyone's out for blood
Take your time. Let me get a drink
Super chat brother. I shattered my free day when I last picked up 15 playing in college summer league whole right side is titanium
Damn you like a cyborg
Two, three, four.
Back to the armors to make your skates out of the air.
Go here.
All right, mother fucker every single time dude is my belly blocking the Wi-Fi what is going on?
Why is it every single time I get up my game crashes?
Every time.
Am I standing on the servers?
Bro, I've gotten up twice to get a drink, and both times my game crashed.
Am I fat?
Am I shaking the servers?
You
If your weight matched your IQ, you would waste up 75 pounds.
What the fuck?
Oh, he wouldn't give you water too.
Wait, why is this looted?
I'm not sure what you're talking
about.
Did you know that close he drinks
water?
Yep.
Water water bottle.
I've had that Courtney B song
suck in my head all day.
Don't sing it.
I don't want to hear it and I
don't know what you're talking
about.
I don't want to know what
you're talking about.
So that's like, uh, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no,
I got bugs in my eyes. I got bugs in my skin
Yeah, that's a funny point.
I got bugs in my skin. I got bugs in my eyes. I got bugs in my skin.
Four crack rocks. I got bugs in my eyes.
Because every single day that ends with why my chat spans that for fucking two to three hours every day.
And now they're gonna spam it again. Yeah, this one was pretty bad with it
Oh, it's one this probably now under us is really got the pillow spawn
I'm already drinking my first red bull of the day. It's over. Oh my god
Is it actually 11 a.m. Oh my god? Oh
My god
come on I'm not sure I'm ready wait this has floating bro this guy's cheating
fuck this guy's cheating battery lagged out fuck or that or he did lag out what
the fuck is going on here
Good day, good sir, good day.
Did your boy lag out?
Yeah, I was willing to bring the load back in, but I'll get it.
I had a shotgun in Blueprint 2 if you want it.
Alright, good luck the rest of the way, big boss.
Lay down!
What a guy!
I thought you were cheating.
I thought you were just flyhacking.
I was like, it's so over.
That's the bus, by the way.
Yep.
I said, I said something, I said something, Jey, stop sniping.
That's honest, bro, that's honest, that's honest, that's honest, careful.
Other team close
I come back inside bro
I
Don't know that good
I'm not I just fell off to you. Yeah, I can get back in good
It's still down there
It's both that crack in the one
I can't shoot under that.
They're not.
Oh my god, you're in need too.
Under me too, under me too!
Knocked the other one, nice.
On me.
I see it.
Okay.
I see it real quick.
He doesn't hit it by the way.
You're dead?
I'm just getting fucked by... Yeah, I'm playing funny.
I'm blowing off underneath this, fuck this.
Alright, that guy got a res off on his boy that I knocked.
Hey, uh, I can go to the both ones as fast as we can set time before.
Yeah, sounds good.
It's stuck in there.
Hey, we can set now.
Are they, are they in the roof?
Yeah, yeah, they're in the roof and that awning.
Hey, last scene at least.
This guy was a freak it really the other guy the check the other guy's silence renegade. I think I'll take a look
Chalk-n-choke BP not bad
You guys been a rotated by the way, I think they did also a freak it
What they look like a silence fucking renegade
What the fuck?
Dog caller!
Oh shit.
Oh he did. He had a Renegade with a purple barrel on it.
Okay, there you go.
You weren't wrong.
Am I a doofus or can I not type this?
I can just type someone that's sprinting up the shield on a thousand meters up.
Oh!
Do you have extra heavy?
nope I'm good I've done what the hell get you to do you set me up on the roof
again third party yeah I'm just getting the sky has an upgraded renegade
they're gonna push off that careful I'm coming to you I'm a defamable though
I'll drop down the low part
Other this guy I'm just waiting for my renegade to reload and it just refuses to reload
He's done the building yep
Yep. Yep. Yep.
Once it's jumped, north, flash.
I want to kill these motherfuckers now, if they smell.
Somebody stop behind us.
They didn't send that.
I'm seeing if they sent that dead
for the fucking trap right where they jumped.
What was that?
What's going on?
Right here, one.
Two.
Ready?
Back up.
Back the other one as well.
I didn't make the jump.
Back one, site going in the head.
The other one, the most one.
Is he inside of this?
No, right in front of me. I killed one here.
That dude.
He's inside this room.
Close right, it's him down.
I'm not though
Hey, I'm sure fishes boy. I'm waiting for any gate on that guy boy. Hey boy. Hey boy. That's the one
Oh, we take in here I think
I
Came from like right here that's a
Baby
Jill another team
I'm just getting my ass
Fuck
I'm taking I'm taking out this thing
That's him that's him that's him I cracked him. Yeah, yeah
He's a leap around him. I wish for them bad at the video game. I
Wiped again some bad at the game
Oh my god, oh my god.
Nice.
Alright, now let's keep moving.
Stay alive, stay alive.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
He's on bridge, man.
On bridge, on bridge, nice.
Under, under, under, under.
I think he's alive, alive.
Live right here.
You got, he's in corner, still alive.
Still alive.
My last thing.
So I can see he's on bridge.
On bridge?
Yeah, I think like here.
Like a broken.
One health.
I
Good
Deep record, yeah, I think I heard another team out there. I need chills
One health
One knock other ones one health on this wall
We swing this
Nice
No meds got a loop
This guy was actually like looted bro like looted looted so I'm gonna give you some of this
I don't know, the other guy was there to do that thing.
I saw Toro on him.
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Woo-hoo! I got him!
Oh, it was freaking about this one.
Okay, Toro, actually, we're good.
Rattler 2 on this guy.
I killed his boy and then we also have a red guy who, that's the dudes teammate that
I just looted who had a ton of shit.
Yeah, let me loot.
This guy crawled off as well.
I have a hatch piece out.
guy crawled too. Fuck it, let's go find red. Yeah, I think red guy probably fucking crawled
too well. Yeah, I mean this boy didn't have a little stinky. This boy didn't have a looting
MK3, so. Up down here. Nice. I might look over at me. I hope they don't. 20 level
four
No zip from right to left on this zip right here
right to left so he's on that left building now please crack you should
honestly just move to reset here yeah this year I do want to do that there's
so guns on them and shit yeah here I'm moving everything towards the top
brother I had yeah I can everything's towards the top
in this gracious arrow for everything else is just ammo don't worry about
everything just like the first five good let's rock right other across or in front
Oh
Boys can still be on our side only saw one cross to let them up
Oh my legs
Yeah, Wip's put tape on the center of my screen to hide the time, asking to blur it.
I was like, yo, I'll give me 20 bucks if you know how to blur it.
And he didn't know how to blur it, so he just put duck tape over the time.
I fucking hate this guy.
That's so give him 20 bucks fuck. No
I was playing solo so they got killed by a fucking
What's it called one of the drones the guy walks up who just spawned I'm like there's a sniper
There's a sniper press the hatch key fucking
No, I went down that hatch so quick
Whenever I went down I could hear him go
All right, I got a Toro for a Renegade to a Renegade for all from that run
Okay
Yeah, I so I I was like I think I'm gonna do absolutely nothing except for rush the max cock
right because I just have like every single time I have a nice cock I get it you know I got a nice
fucking black cock but um it's like every two rays I'll normally run out of the ammo for the
I'm using and then by then it says my cock's fully upgraded I could just redeem craft
Yeah, I
Mean how much is that cock putting out? Oh?
It's fucking putting out. Yeah, it's putting out. Where'd you get your prickly purrs from?
That map actually the bottom
Let's go. Let's go hit some prickly purrs then bottom right
We bought him right in the map kind of where we were kind of where we were dancing around
there for a little bit.
We were dancing around.
Yeah.
We were doing the ho down.
Bro, I got shot so many times that raid.
Oh my goodness.
I think we're good here actually.
bottom left there you go
new shield it comes
good coms gentlemen great coms some say would be the best gift comes I'm what
say nothing I didn't say it but someone say it
some some some say nobody says it that's seeing in fake news fake news
I need you and the Hutchins help. We must unite to defeat the Bungulators. Mr. Peanut told
me to be a carrot and the Bungulators hated. You and I would be a great duo since you
pitched and I caught. Much love boss, paying gesture emoji, red heart emoji.
Thank you for the 400 bits. Thank you for the 400 bits. I concur. I concur. I concur.
What's that DJ?
Shut up Celeste.
She just yaps every time I get a raid yapping.
career hey they said bottom left oh yeah out here pretty sure it's like here
brick and a purse okay yeah for the broken bars in a brick and a purse we
laid it now we're on time I'm gonna call the extract already there's always
people down there I never know why yeah maybe it is dropping it's good probably
because it's dropping shit right maybe dropping shit to their boy but I mean
that they missed the expedition, so.
Yeah, I ended up somehow getting, I dropped like 4 mil from my cousin yesterday.
Really?
Yep. Dropped like 4 mil for him.
Of all the people. I did, I ended.
At one point I had like 15 mil, obviously I was losing like a bunch of feet up.
I dropped like 11 and then from 11 I only had like 6 mil left.
What after you paid out and helped everybody out?
Yeah, like I'm not my entire inventory. I had like 15 stuff in my inventory left
And I was down like seven mil face dollars
It's down here, right? I'm pretty sure it's on my marker
Well, bro, we killed someone for this.
We killed him and we took these guns, you know.
Once I die, this is the only video I have.
Like, if I die, it's gone.
But I am a Tarkov player.
I get good shit.
I risk good shit to get more good shit, you know.
how it works. That's how the game is played. I'm not a hoarder. A lot of people, they get
good stuff. They're like, oh, I can still use my stitchers. Oh, I can still use my
pharaoh. I'm like, I use National as I got stuff. I got good. I'm risking good to get
more good. Hey, this ain't it. More towards the north of Old Town, okay? Oh my God,
someone keep that died
Or further north of your mark up here someone banned Marty nachos for saying that he's selling
BPs like an absolute fucking loser. Fuck you Marty. Fuck you. I never met a Marty I liked
Whatever you find this out you you should get six from this cool
Nobody wants to buy your fucking appease Marty we all want you to grow up okay
that's what we want just like your mom north we want you to grow up move out
but find a girlfriend maybe get married have a couple kids and shut your
fucking mouth okay time to grow up Marty move out of your house I guess I'm
an idiot and going on way fuck you what is it you don't worry about it blueprints
they're trying to sell blueprints to blue with the expedition because they're
fucking losers right here all the cacti cacti
there's so much cacti here yeah Marty you got $13 in your Venmo man
Congratulations. Congratulations. We're all hired for you, Marty.
Go to school.
I'm tired.
Grow up.
Sorry, I'm talking shit to this guy named Marty in my chat.
Fuck you, Marty.
Hey guys, if you want to buy blueprints, hit me up on Cash App or Venmo.
I got a small penis and I've been living with my mom. I'm 46.
There's only two here.
No, no, there's oh my god.
How many over here?
Brick or the bird?
Brick or the birds?
Brick or the bird? I don't see none.
Oh, there's a cat guy here.
Brick or the bird?
What the fuck?
Don't even murder McFly in the future?
You've found that I'm Brooklyn Pearl!
Hey, there's a way.
There's so many cacti here.
That's poor of a cactus, if you don't know.
You know, as you said it for seven times,
I thought to myself the entire time,
what does he mean?
What's a cacti? Is that a new breed of cactus?
Is that what produces the fricking affairs?
No, you're just saying instead of cactuses, it's cacti.
Cacti.
What's a group of dolphins called?
Dolphins?
Yep, don't look at ya.
Dolphins?
No, it's called a pod.
A pod of dolphins.
But no one actually says pod.
Yes they do!
Why the fuck would you say pot?
You say look at all the dolphins.
Look at the pot of dolphins.
Oh look at all the dolphins.
Oh I got a pillow for you.
A chankel.
Look at all the dolphins.
Yeah you're not wrong, you're not wrong.
I ain't never said look at a pot of dolphins in my life.
In my life.
I ain't never say it.
Fuck it, Paul. We're gonna burn it!
Agave!
Well, I'm one prickly pear off.
I was griping to chat about how much I hated outside on Blue Gate as I was trying to get lemons.
Probably it's a war zone for those lemons, man.
Oh, dude, yeah, that and olives.
I'm lucky selling your soul for some olives.
I thought that moose.
Wait a minute.
Do I still think that?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Someone died right here.
Close.
More people dying right here.
Let's swing right.
Okay.
No, I don't think that
What are you talking about?
Talking about the meese?
Yeah, I thought it was moose eye.
Then I'm like wait that's correct.
Like wait no it's not correct.
Wait I'm an idiot.
Yeah that's right.
Yeah I wasn't going to say that out loud but here we are.
Here we are.
Hello chat. Oh, just heard someone reshield close
On roof West Northwest is just you yeah, I'm gonna get an angle from here
On your side
He's dropped in the roof. Okay
That guy here
I saw one of his boys there. Molly that John.
Just a fucking whole new team.
Gentlemen, I know you're shooting at me.
Gear guys in the roof directly in front of you.
Where that Molly is.
I got a free kid. I'm on a Stitcher.
They're on the other side of my roof.
Inside that room. Inside that room.
Yep. Watch out.
Boys, don't kill me, man.
You crawl wrong bro
They're throwing trigger grenades
I do have looting MK3 so I'm not gonna die
He fucking gave me this guy right here right here
I have a fucking horn on me on yeah on that thing Sam I say I'm he's climbing other guys
pushing no why would he thirst you man I think a completely random key that that
thirsty you I'm not joking on you what is your right I'm fucking dead
away he lived bro he's so slow what I miss my oh sevens in the chat to the
Venator oh sevens. I should just heal well beyond the wall. He had no Sam. I heal there. He's dead
Dude, what's the fuck where did this guy come from so that was that that guy thirsty you yeah, the same guy that goes
Oh, hey hutch
Fuck man, I should I should be able to kill that. I didn't know he was right there. I know he's right there. It's my fault
I crouched so guy was under me I shoot I had smoke man
I should have smoked and defied you
Whatever hindsight 20 20 hindsight 20 20 it is what it is
Whatever, I still got you know, I still got renegade and to a row for this run. We're good
Mm-hmm
Is this
You put the prickly pears in your ass?
Come on man, my ass got the prickly pears in it.
And let me tell you, a lot of people, they wouldn't have been able to fit them prickly
pears in their ass.
Me?
Huh.
Like a glove.
Fuck yeah.
Like a glove.
Like a glove
Hey, huh
I had I had two smokes my smoke down you I just kill them with my legendary the fucking legendary stitcher
I'm paying to win right now. I'm buying sterilized bandages for credits
Hey, do it. Hey, don't win main to win. Do not kill
Hey, do it. Hey, don't win. Do not oh my god, man. I pop up. Yeah guys. No, Sam. I pop a band is there. He's gonna see dead
Yeah, I mean bro. It's like
What's the chances I push up to get an angle and there's a whole new team fresh off spawn running right at us with the Vinnie's
Yeah
Like yeah, your mother smells like ass
Oh, piece of shit.
Couple shotgun bullets, couple shotgun bullets, boletas, boletas, bullets.
In Spanish.
Boletas!
Good to go.
Lock it in!
I need one more brick of the pearl!
How do we want blood? We're good for you!
I have a filter on whenever I live now.
Also, what was her best pitch?
You basically a cyborg.
Basically, what you should have done
was you should have got them just to rip one of them eyes out
and put one of them cool eyes, like you're
blinking and zooms in.
You know?
I was a slider guy myself, but I threw hard,
but I had a lot of movement on my pitches.
uh... now that is uh... next taking the day off
he had some stuff come up with the family has to handle
and then ten said he was going to be on by around nine a.m.
it's eleven
something you probably do something as well
well the best i think i actually see right now
it's a good idea
i don't have any
i got ready
we literally just which gets me in the
I don't have a stature. I got a torrentia or a shotgun. Oh
Tim's live he's eating right now nice. Oh shocker
He's getting the food buff early honestly, I respect it. I put money on it. He's eating them egg bites from Starbucks
Yeah, dude, those are good, but they actually like dairy and I'm sorry just
Yeah, Chad, did you guys know that Dennis eats pizza with no cheese on it?
He said other neat cheese.
He eats, it's literally bread and marinara.
That's it, no cheese.
If you put enough toppings on a pizza, it does not need cheese.
You hear this guy, you hear that, Chad, Satan is in this discord with me.
It is in this discord
That's just not true man. I
Hope right here, but right there bro on our side as well
move right that's them and bright for me to a different team
I saw I saw I saw
Very good very good
I won't give up now give up. I won't now fall home
I said go home, I said, I said go home, I said, I said go home, shut the fuck up.
Go ahead and loot, I got you.
Hey that might have been their first raid of the life.
They run into you, God.
They ran into you, I'm loving Angel.
Yeah.
Oh my God that was you, holy fuck.
Yeah, I did they have like
had a one
rattler three
Puffins kids that he has any are gonna be allergic to everything known to man
If he has kids of any will have every allergy
I
Mean bro don't you don't need cheese
Don't be honest every time I eat pizza or anything with a large amount of cheese my stomach hurts
But I refuse to think that I'm lactose intolerant and or have a dairy problem
I just refused to have the doctor tell me that if I can't eat cheese fucking kill me
I'm gonna give you a pizza
Wait, this is actually pretty good.
I'll go two.
Fuck this pizza.
I'm literally seeing you in a week.
I'm gonna get you a pizza with no cheese on it, and you're gonna be like, wait a minute,
it's just kinda fucking juice, and I'm gonna be like, yeah.
They're in that building.
That's Venice.
Very careful, Dennis. I got only a shotgun for close range.
Those are the aggroing. They're gonna pick us up here soon in that building.
I'm with you.
A lot above bro. A lot above.
I can trap behind us only to trap him behind us. I just reshielded
They just killed him on them. Yeah, I'm pushing on big
Got him once in the face the embryo
One bottom
Yeah
You should have said yes to going against the arc scum bags
Wait, he wants a rock paper scissors. I'm
I'm-
I-
KILL MY SON OF A BITCH! KILL HIM!
Frank, I'm sorry, man. I love you. Okay? I love you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, baby, two Vinnators.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
That was pretty fair. A lot of favors in a shoot, but I forgot to play with the Hutch.
Hutch has no remorse. Hutches, I kill everyone!
Well, listen, it's that- that's something that we could do if we weren't above them
With a gun out, you know what I'm saying Dennis if it was Mono we mono man to man Johnson to Johnson. I'm in
But not after you just shot us. Fuck you
No, it's a reset boys. It's a reset. I
Got two Vinitos
Oh shit the guy you killed earlier I forgot about you.
I got a pillow, pillow and a power cane.
I got, I'm good on both, I'm good on both.
Okay.
You have three pillows?
I got three pillows.
If I don't I'll cry.
Nope.
Yeah this guy was freaking it and nothing.
Hmm. All right, let's leave we were right next to the hat or the extract would just drop
It's getting camped I'm gonna crash out
How you just clear under the
Talking about
Much love. Much love. Much love.
Think about throwing out a bench.
Yeah, I need prickly-purs, but look at my inventory, man.
We got a Vinnie back. We got a well we brought the some of the bubbles above. Yep.
I got smokes ready.
Back above.
I got one here.
One dead. Other ones one.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
If you man looking
My goodness Dennis, I don't even get to shoot anymore
Build that off you who you coming to kill go crawl in there will help you get out
Crawling
Get in there hurry
where his boy went are they both there
there was a whole ass human down here
are they- wait
yeah there was a live guy here he's dead
his boy's upstairs
okay i don't know where they crawled to
once here who the fuck was that guy channel
the fuck was that guy they both had
vennies
oh so i don't know where
What was you
No, it was alive this guy called that
He was a fucking on me on me. I mean, well, oh
Let me get on your roof. I'm fine as long as I don't get shot in the ass. Yeah, I'm looking
Let me smoke you out. I'm smoking away to you. I'm dead. I'm dead. Yeah, okay
Get in here, brother. I'm doing this guy's Vanny. I'm greeting the fuck out of this, bro
Folks are gonna fade for NC for yep smokes are fading soon. Yep. Yep. I have another smoke
Thanks for as you now
Not the bitch
I got an amble 4 and a viny 4.
Oh, I got it.
I currently have two viny 4s, one viny 2, level 4 of offer.
Pickle, pickle, pickle!
That's our single word, by the way.
If either of us is getting too greedy, then we must leave pickle.
I'm in.
Oh, Barry, Barry's City is like that.
Wait, what was his name?
I have to know now.
His name is Vaginal.
Well, it's been a good run.
It's been a good.
Damn.
I am.
Yeah, I left that with three.
I left that with three.
Fuck yeah.
Alright, time to take one Vinny out to keep all the other ones in the stash.
Clokesy looks like his diet consists of yellow crayons, almond milk, here we go, I said don't
know by the way.
Think of it 500 bits, Clokesy looks like his diet consists of yellow crayons, almond
milk, rice cakes, and boogers. The soft ones that cause the crust ones will break his teeth,
much love, hutch, and hudgy ends. I even appreciate that one, Dennis.
Okay, fuck that guy. Dude, I don't know what it is that I play with
you, bro. I- Fuck that guy. People just love fucking with you. I don't
Let's see if they like it!
Oh, now everyone's spamming so true, true and fair assessment.
Explanation point disability.
I hate this shot.
I fucking hate you guys.
Yeah, I'll tell you something.
They should've never let me, you and Pino play together.
This website is only gonna go downhill.
Yep.
It's only going downhill, bro.
I'm sure we're fucking cocked.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
3 twitch streamers get banned?
We're showing cocks on stream and comparing sizes
Honestly we probably get like a what fucking yeah, let's be honest. We wouldn't even get banned. They'd be like nice cock and they'd be over
Okay, actually for
A couple hours in so far. Yeah, we'll get on early. No.
Unfortunately, I'm going to lose that for Clokesy to show his little guy.
I'm going to be honest. I'm not just giving Tim the old reach around here. He's gotten a lot better.
He really has. How long has it been since you played with Timmy?
I
Haven't played with him since this game came out brother. He's Chris Kyle with the anvil
We just got to put an anvil in his hands and he's gonna crack some motherfuckers now when it gets close quarters
It's on us
But if we put an anvil in his hands will be fine square gun. He's the angle race of our craters
But it looks like I see when he joins I'm probably gonna go right now. No, what?
What?
Bro, I have been up, I have been up right now, for 18 hours.
I don't want to hear anything. Your girl has literally sent pictures to my wife, the amount of monster that you have in your garage, okay?
You have no excuse. Go fucking pop an Adderall, drink a monster, wash that shit down, and lock in.
Can I get an amen from the dentist in the turtle chat? Can I get an amen?
Brother, it's Expedition Day! You ain't got no excuses!
There's nothing for me to do, I'm pretty much maxed!
I got all level 2 workbenches, a max black cock, and a max fucking up...
Inventory already. Max, uh, stash!
No, stop it. There's plenty for us to do.
You know what there is to do? Dominate. That's what there is to do. Dominate.
I don't know how I can kill the fucking big boys.
Dead mines?
Yeah.
Bro, we can kill the big boys by just shooting them, motherfucker, so I've done it plenty of
times.
Just take the legs.
How to cloak see Max's chicken already.
Dennis knows this way around the cock.
He knows how to please him, knows how to take care of him, knows how to feed him, nurture
him, the full size and the full health.
Really, he's just, he's experienced, honestly.
He's experienced.
I'm telling you man, that's the number one thing to do, I swear.
You just max out your cock, the first thing you want to do.
Now I just have unlimited money.
Happy's a man of a cock.
That's very true.
I
Yo looks exactly like the guy from the day pork noise they didn't have no
Yo, did you see that guy from Ned's the classified school survival guy that's homeless now that made me sad man
I saw that shit on the X and I was just like oh
damn it
But the child actor from crackhead
Well, it's just like one of the extras not not any of like the main people it was like I
Remember him distinctly like when I saw a picture of him. I was like, oh, that's that's that guy
But yeah, bro. I saw it on on X kind of Amy said
peanut voice dot dot dot really are you fucking really what do you mean peanut voice really
I
Fuck him, okay. Well, all right
Child actors probably
Sound like peanut. I started ruling. Can you let him know it's for me, please?
Yeah, I'll let him know oh on bridge in front of us
Right, yeah, don't think they show
I'm already low. I'm healing. I'll see for a second. I'll
I should have been like what I thought I down one of the left. Yeah, and then I hit that guy friend flush
Yeah, I think you you thought you downed them and I was wondering yeah
Yeah, that's my fault gentlemen gentlemen listen here. We can kill each other or we can be friends. We can be
Chugga my listen blazing listen y'all shit you got my boy shit, okay?
It did great now you can kill me or we can go and kill everyone on the map and
You take all their shit, and I could be like your little you know your little helper
You know you could have used your words before this you do nades at me what you're talking about you can't throw a punch in a bar
You do the nades first you do the nades first I didn't shoot first
Come on
Yeah, but you you do the first punch way well wait before you do what you got to do
Let me it's only one more bench if you don't mind dear man. Thank you before you do what you got to do
Again think about my offer you get one gun or you get 20 guns, you know I could help you
Build an empire right now
All right, let's go kill everyone boys
don't worry Dennis I got this you see how fast that bad dude kind of one
bit away yep I saw it the fresh account too yep I respect that I respect
that I got us good we got a third party this team while they're finding
another fight wash down with a fresh glass of k-1 agenda please let them know I am talking
shi-i-i my man I appreciate you sparing me I appreciate you sparing me now I heard a
a team over here I think on on on inside
we're down in the hatch
Friendly! Friendly! Friendly!
What?
In this I hope you're right about that guy who was us. Really hope you're right about him.
Bye.
fucking life. Wait, did you fuck those all time? Yeah, I killed them both. Oh my god,
did you kill them both? Yeah, I killed them both. Don't you worry Dennis, we're gonna
make it out of here just fine. I'm gonna roll you up in this little backpack. We're
gonna get out of here. I'm gonna tell you this, if we run into anyone else today,
They ain't going to give me no special treatment after what I just did.
Chat, listen, okay, before you guys start judging me on my actions and what I just did,
okay?
And even- Go back and watch that.
Yep, go ahead.
Go ahead.
They are legit, which they probably are my teammate Dennis very good player said that that guy was potentially sus
Hey, so it is now my not just
But it is my obligation to take his life 24-7 channel
Some people are just that good.
I don't doubt that they're that good at all, but I got a call from my boy.
I have to act on that call blindly with respect.
That's like, you know what?
Let me give you a life lesson, gentlemen, okay, for my, for my youngins in here, alright?
Hold on.
Didn't work.
Let me give you a life lesson.
If you and your friends, when you grow up, you're at the bar and they pick a fight
You know they're wrong. You know they shouldn't have picked the fight.
You don't go and ask a hundred questions on what went down.
You throw a punch at the biggest guy involved and you hope shit works out.
If you're gonna get your ass whooped, you're gonna get your ass whooped with your boy.
And you're gonna have to accept that.
If you can't accept that, you need to make better friends and know how to fight.
They're just that simple.
You don't sit there and ask a hundred questions on why you fighting somebody?
Oh shit. Hold on. Let me cook.
You don't ask a hundred questions on why you fighting them?
You start throwing punches and you'll figure that out when the cops get there.
Okay? That's the truth. That's the truth.
I got the butthole, we're out and I got the Vinny's.
You're a fuckin' thing.
You're insane.
Do you see what I did to him?
No, I'm about to go watch it after this, I want to make sure because you were fuckin'
moment.
Now if my boy deserves to get his ass whooped, I'm letting him get his ass whooped and making sure it don't get out of hand then I'll jump in. Nah. Nah.
Are we talking about different, we talking about different things me and you. We're talking about different things me and you.
we talking about different things and to be honest from what it sounds like we
just different people you know that's okay it's okay I'm jumping in that shit
instantly fuck I'm not letting my boy find out he sucks at fighting I'm just
throwing haymakers screw it you fight my boy I don't know what's going down
I'm not splitting it up. I'm ending it straight up. That's on job
That's doesn't fight. He just sits on people mods. Can we get this shit under control? What the hell's going on in the chat?
It's all right. You know what? I'll say this. That sounds like words from somebody who ain't
never been in a bar fight before. I've been in many. Oh lord, I've been in many of bar
fights. And let me tell you, uh, you want to be there? Yes, of course. I already got
it ready to rock for you. There has never been a singular bar fight that I have ever
been in that has been a mono a mono bar fight. They just don't exist, brother. They don't
exist. Anyone who tells you that they exist has never been in one. And Prambo, they give
a 33 month slow tee, they give it a gifted pop, but they give it a prime show boat show
pony, they give it a tier one, 10, they give it a 20 and set free. They give it a gifted
Must be an NA thing, I don't know.
Fuck, well you got it in England,
someone's gonna get shanked, what's the difference?
What's the difference?
Hey, put them on a spit,
how the hell do you be talking about me, mom?
How do you be talking about me, mom?
You coming over here and talking about my friend?
Are you kidding me, bro?
Are you pissing on me back and telling me it's raining?
Is that how it goes, or?
Was I close?
more of like a more of a scouse a scouser is that how you say it scouser or a
black's it well it is where it is this word is not all of us can have
everything in life you know are you taking a piece
oh you gave don't be a shock I won't ever give it don't be anything
Actually racist fuck you and the English we dump the team for a reason
It's all right luckily here in America we don't get arrested for social media posts, so I'll be all right hopefully hopefully
Hopefully all right. Let's walk in
See here.
Yes!
Hahaha!
Uhhh.
Hahaha!
Oh my gosh.
Depends on what you posted.
True!
Very true, very true.
Very true.
Oh man.
Oh man funny funny funny. Alright, I think we're good
After I put them down they said really hutch we gonna do this
And I just I didn't hesitate I could I could load the bag in my good fast enough, right?
You I didn't know they knew you yeah, I don't care
I will just tell my chat if we're at a bar and I see you fighting somebody
I'm jumping in blindly. I don't care if they know me. I don't care if I graduated high school with the guy
I'll beat his ass. Yay my boy
Your one you know hey my boy
You've never brought me a quadruple jack-and-coke on a golf cart on our way to a bar like Dennis
Oh, he started shooting you you shit on him. I know I know
I
Oh my god, dude, you shit on that guy
Okay, well honestly, you weren't gonna kill them until they shot you first. No, I wasn't oh
That's a lie. Yeah, what if I would have gotten an opportunity and one was down
I would have shot the other one, you know ten times up then
You know, I never died so fast with this kind of one in my life. By the way, you those guys are good
That was a fresh account too. Brand fucking spanking new account.
I mean the guy who I was reviving was doing...
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, was using a burleta.
Load everything into the tier one.
Bouncin' off my booty, cheeks!
Okay, time to shove somethin' up my ass.
I got on the ground.
Immediately.
I got no hatch key.
I do.
Go to hospital.
I do I do
Bit of late
You need this for a quest the fuel thing. I ain't doing no quests. All right. I'm just gonna carry this over
Hey currents getting after right now in the chat, I love it
So said much this is why you have so many snipers to be honest. Yeah, he's not wrong
That's not crazy. I actually don't have that many snipers
Yeah, I inherited a lot of them from the 1g first of his name first of his kingdom high all the time
time. Which is crazy because I feel like Tim doesn't either. Me and Nick are playing.
Yeah, that's ass. I don't, I don't, what's that noise? I don't really have snipers.
I didn't think anyone, so I was playing Tarkov. Summit had snipers to a degree that I, like,
You know that's my first ever time witnessing true snipers eight hours a day
No breaks no sleep no food just sniping right?
Yeah, then I played with poke
Wait, was I I think I played with poke and this was during like ex-qc's like massive takeover
And he came to this off-stream
I I want to say he was with this gaming off-stream, but I don't remember completely how it happened
But people were stream sniping poke to get to XQC and I was like man
I don't think anyone could have this crazy of snipers and then peanut existed. I
Think peanut has to be the worst level of snipers. I've ever seen
Well, and it's not only that they're just like full-blown like rage sheets like they're rage cheating and they're like oh across right here
down there down there down there they might be doing the hatch thing push it over
that
one knock nice shots see the other one other one no Sam I can't win second one
shot absolutely one brother I kill in two seconds one dead
Good Junes. Good Junes, my friend.
Dead.
Thought through the open, uh. I got no
Sam. I will burn him to death. No, I'm all good on those.
Actually, I might. Gonna take a peek.
I just got one. This will be the last one we need.
I need both of these, just watch me for a second.
why they so defeated cuz everyone's starting their wipes man you know like
dying is brutal gonna kill this one as well
I
Team moving in just got birds
Well, no, we're good to keep looting all right
Camera may have been us I'm going all the way to me. I need some some stuff from Maddie
I didn't forget to aim up left, so you didn't have to aim up.
And I'm dead this horse, why would I do that?
I didn't want to come back.
No, I didn't.
I didn't buy a scanner in my marker.
Another bottle scanner.
Really need two though, you should have one, right?
See, I'm good.
Dennis, come check out my ride, dude.
Ride?
Come check her out. Come check her out.
It's a Prius
Tell me your other way
chat stop saying weight limit exceeded oh no oh I'm okay you don't key you know
I found one blueprint was that bro I was just riding that arc and it fucking
fell out of the sky and crashed and every one of my charges spamming weight
limit exceeded budget band like half of them or now you just run a three minute
hey you really are a problem solver run a three-minute ad I got a damn control
hour
Confirmed the fat
Do we just leave and go do that I got a little kinds of quest items
I have a hockey in my ass. Yeah, let's go. I mean we can always just literally go to the bottom up here and leave to you
Don't want to burn it
My last hockey all right, let's do that. We don't have anything crazy
No, it's just quest items I can get in five minutes
Yeah, it saved them for like
Just shut the stream down
Hyper goes
I'm really bad for you, dude! What's up, babe?
Full kit leave, full kit leave? I just like... oh my...
I just like looking for something other than batteries and processors.
Say I can.
Someone died opposite side of us. We're probably gonna get a contested.
Hey!
Make some room, make some room, make some room.
Wait, come back, come back, I'm behind it with me.
No.
I'm back here for both of us, badass.
I was pretty cozy back here myself.
Maybe you were the problem, Dennis.
Yeah, you were behind the thing.
I was in the opening.
Bump me out of the fucking cover
Of course you're cozy
Of course you're cozy you took all the covers. Yeah fucking asshole
Yeah, dude, I was thinking it's like I tell you my strap that I was thinking of
I
Go ahead
So, you know
Do something crazy on twist or anywhere. I got live frame. They uh
Like a clip goes viral and then when they next time they stream they just have way more viewers. Okay
Yes, I'm thinking about doing just a naked handstand on stream
Hear me out. Hear me out. I'll get maybe a 48 hour ban
And then my bare ass is like everywhere on Twitter,
social media and everything like that, right?
And I'm gonna be like streamer, cloaksy shows ass
doing naked hair handstand on stream.
I take a 48 hour ban, right?
Everyone has an ass, so people are gonna get over it.
And I come back to streaming
and I have like five times more viewers.
But it's your damn genius, brother.
Do it right now.
Do it right.
Dude, it's bad.
Right now, show your bare ass.
Do it. You're in power. Oh, dude. I'm thinking about it, dude. I have to I said I'm gonna plan it out a little bit more
but like
More is crazy
Like everyone has an ass
Okay, you're seeing my ass, but it's like I have an ass, you know means I was like
Shit, but imagine
Hey, give me some dubs in here give me some dubs in here
I did my man. I think it's
full proof. I you know I think
you showing your bare ass may
be the greatest thing that
twitch has ever seen and
there's nothing negative that
can come from it, you know.
There's nothing negative and
I'm you got my backing 100%
second half I get a 48 hour man oh no imagine imagine if you did do it and they were like
why would he do that and then this exact conversation like makes its way
you know people think geniuses yeah honestly
uh my both of my what's it called they're broken
Vinators, I'm think I'm gonna use a burletta
Blue mag blue suppressor 200 rounds. What you thinking?
Seeing people put it work with it. I fuck with it. Yeah, I
Know you're good. You're good. Thank you again for the point gift it, but I appreciate you man
I'm gonna bring out any toros until I get my fucking movement shit
Yeah, I'm not bringing any toros out if I don't have to those aren't like the only thing
Yeah, you guys have been trying to put me on the Berletta for a while and I feel like
right now.
Yeah, I'm actually going to try that too.
I'm going to try a Berletta.
We're doing the key room, correct?
Yeah, Berletta, Pharaoh.
Ooh, that's a great calm.
That's a great calm.
Berletta, Pharaoh, that'd be nice.
That's a great calm.
Are you suppressing your Pharaoh or no?
Yeah, but I fucking hate when I suppress my feral butt, whatever.
Alright, I'll suppress mine.
Back key room with a barricade.
I wonder if the barricade sound is still bugged.
Probably.
I'm bringing in Joel Bynes so you can hear that instead.
I'll bring in some noise makers as well.
Ooh, do I bring remote raider flares and bait people up?
That can be fun.
I'm bringing them.
putting the noisemakers out, bringing in a rate of my else, a rate of my else.
me just, I need to just double check what I need in my level ups again.
rocketeer drivers, yep, over my dead body, tick pods.
oh, I can upgrade this, one moment.
and I have no plastic, fucking kill me.
Um, what gives me plastic?
Celeste.
Heavy ammo, got it.
Celeste, have I told you no one cares yet?
If I haven't, I'll tell you now.
No one fucking cares, Celeste. Nobody. At all.
every time I go talk to you you're talking to me like we're friends we ain't
friends all you do is scan me
I've been slept since I've been at your house really yeah so you didn't go to
bed last night no I have to drop Taylor like four mils so that I did that and
And then at that point it was 1 AM.
I'm like, I'm going to try going to bed.
But it reset it too.
And then I saw Gingy on.
And Gingy was like, yeah, I slept an hour.
I've been up for 30 hours.
But I still want to stream.
And then I'm like, wow, I feel like a piece of shit.
But then I just won life.
So you haven't slept two or over the last night.
That's insane.
No.
Not good.
I just did my reset.
I'm kind of taking everything in that everything's gone right now and I didn't know I went into
mobility first I went into what mobility for stamina first I gotta say this this this
raider costume is pretty sick skin yeah but look at the arms why are they blue yeah that
kind of throws me off damn blue arms what about the one right so you guys know
I am currently doing a hashtag ad for about an hour a lot it is with my lovely
sponsor faddle we're talking about some promos we got going on over here
Christmas so try not to say too crazy of things just for an hour for me guys
Got it
Got it mainly mainly Dennis here, I think it's really one flagon
The happy one here say you got to test yourself or something just be a bro, please
No, I would I say I would say I'd miss myself you can do it for me
He has a finitor. I'm not using one of my four finitors because they're both broken
How are you guys okay? So how are you guys already getting fence because people didn't prestige kind of thing? Yeah, I
Also betrayed someone cuz they killed Dennis
Yeah, I have to pick up I have to loot three containers
Yeah, we'll do I have the key. I have the key for the tower. We're gonna go on tower
I have uh
Yeah, mama fucking loser all my work benches are level two
My cock is maxed out already so I got all the fruit and my inventory is maxed out
Haha maxed out already that's the first thing I did I just went to upgrade my black cock
He knows his way around it you can't he knows it's way around
Dude I
I gave him a little high two
See what he is saying
Yeah, what else do you think I'm talking about?
I don't know Dennis
Take your feet off the ground
Oh my God
Guys, guys, guys
There goes my shield
I want to die
Endgame
I want to die in game
Did you get your orange hammer look at this thing I think I did now you got a quip it to that's egg
Was that for the
For the five mil yep
It's kind of interesting coming back to this knowing what we know.
That's pretty nice.
How'd you get that fruit, Danny?
How'd you get that that fast?
I'm a loser.
He is.
Was the, um, what's it called up?
I literally just got a Trigornade blueprint.
No you didn't!
Dude, you're joking me?
No, he didn't!
What?
I'm not joking!
Are you joking me?
Dude, I will sell my ass for that blue brist.
No, no, that's just blame.
Dude, you know what's crazy?
Last wipe, Tim's first raid, he gets the Looting MK3.
Now his first raid, he gets the trigger grenade.
What in the hell?
Hey, my friend is we're like, dude, we can craft so many and one of us is gonna get it
First rate on
Bro, it's unbelievable
It's a fucking believable, bro
What in the hell?
It's insane, bro
Here, Dennis, come and take this
Actually, thanks
I streamer loot, bro. It's a real thing.
Are you giving me a medium shield?
Well, it was in here. The medium shield and the Toro.
Oh, I already got a medium shield. You can do it.
Okay. I got an extra one.
Okay, perfect.
Wow, that is so insane.
Yeah, that's crazy. I've only gotten one blueprint so far in the eight hours.
I don't even know how to take them though.
The bad is actually insane. You won't get rid of them.
I mean, I haven't saved pocket for it, so it's good.
Where'd you find it then it was literally just in the locker?
The locker is where I got my legendary as well my first raid am I this lucky?
Yo was that a world first on the reset that we don't anyone else
You can get you can get from a class, but it's pretty deep
It is a class item. Gotcha. Hey, that's so
Okay, unbelievable
It's actually unbelievable
We're just building I mean we've been fighting a lot but main focus is getting a bad getting out
So you're in a sniping battle right now?
Sounds like he is.
I can't see any of them, man.
Fuck.
you are shooting at a guy 260 meters away
what cyber do you have daddy do you have a feral yeah
fight it bro. I died out there.
Here let me use my level 1 round.
Oh we have people coming up I think.
I hit up a tank. I have a trap.
I see I just need to hit him once.
I need to visually see me hit him once.
I don't see anyone coming up this hip yet.
I'm fucking kidding.
I like this person in Arc Raiders.
See if my next readout is good.
Dude, I cannot believe it.
Yeah, we're not gonna do that ever so soon.
I got a lock, bro.
Hey, I'm gonna be honest.
I got some... I want some money on that Lyons game.
I...
Yo, what was the bet whiffs
For a team to win
We're so bad.
Top, top, one's up top.
Yeah, send me that car.
Right here, right here.
Wait, he must have dropped.
How'd he have dropped?
I didn't see him.
Oh man.
Bro, I'm taking this pressure off, man.
you want to rush you got a top or need you yeah we can we can we can still I
got it right here
yeah keep going keep going right in right in right in right in oh my god I
don't want to everything
up there I have to show quick yeah we're in Dennis Dennis is dead guys I
couldn't not get okay yeah I know I know where the guy there in the van by
the way better I'm there holding the head I think I cracked him but I don't
I have a G-Fib.
You got him, you got him.
I did?
Yeah.
I'm going to try and stick watch to slow.
I don't know if I like the burlata.
Watch your jump.
Are you sure?
I didn't see you.
Yeah, yeah, I saw a fire.
I was a blood-worn rallyer, so I'm trying to get out.
I ran in front of me.
I got to do it.
I gotta do it!
I'm actually behind us.
Yeah, it's another team bushing.
Isn't there another guy in here?
I gotta do it!
I think there was another dude inside. I'm just breaching this.
There was.
Hit that guy on one.
Did you get a zipline?
you guys have six? No, negative.
For the Benyan roof.
How do you even get up there?
That you zipline?
Yep, but there is a zipline that spawns in north-west that we can hit.
I connect.
I'm going to touch you.
Come give us your loop road, just come down here.
I'll watch you run again.
Yeah, I want your red again.
What?
Thank you.
Maddie?
This guy's shooting you all throughout there.
Why, see?
You might feel me an ankle on there.
I hear a gun here.
I think I've done it once.
Wow, that's a lot of good shots.
Yeah.
I'm afraid of behind us. I'm gonna go check it
Dad check them behind
Jumping those go give them smoke. You don't have any
I do
No, I'm good. Dude. I was jumping those look like I threw smoke
Under
They can send it they can send it
I'm staring I'm staring
other team's coming, get behind it, get behind it
kill that motherfucker
right here, right here boys, right here
two, two, I'm walking
get that guy as well, crack him
one closer, Tim, on the other side of that glass
I'll kill the side-close
side. Take distance I would go play with them.
Shove it. Am I taking? Just take distance, take distance.
I'm throwing at me. I have a fucking point to do for that point.
Oh no.
This is where my days.
You're in the room, in the room, in the room. Yeah, you're both out.
No team, no team, no team, no team, no team.
My shield's broken.
Hey guys, no team, full no team.
Full no team.
It's a really running game.
I'm not joking.
I'm full team.
Oh, my God.
Gentlemen, I'm a memory set.
I have a problem.
I have a problem with you.
Listen, these guys started it.
I had to play.
Gentlemen, that's so good to see you.
Wait, let me talk to you really quick.
I don't care what we have.
I don't care what we're selling.
No, guys, what if I offer you 25 gifted bro?
Thoughts on that?
Anyways, it's my first week since the reset.
How are we?
Less than three.
Tim, here's the guilt.
Here's the guilt, Tim.
I'll let you live, but you let us not pollute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just fucking kill me, Joe.
I don't have anything, I don't have anything for you anyways.
I'll give you the loot, Joe.
You're not gonna pay extra.
Loot my body in the bathroom, boys.
Loot my body in the bathroom.
I knew every last little one.
Damn.
Negative bullets.
Everyone got recognized other than me.
I'm gonna go drown my sorrow.
I'm so alive.
I'm nothing.
I think he was... who's this guy?
Damn, what's happening?
Yo, it's RJFG.
I can't, this guy's T-Maganoch in front of me, bro.
I'm just letting it happen, dude.
You guys got bandages? You got one bandage? I got one.
Thank you.
Well, thank you.
There's a full team dead on the roof, by the way.
Yeah, they're out there.
I don't know how the fuck we're going to get up there, but they're on the roof.
You guys got a zip line?
He said...
If you have a zip, we could get up.
Oh, oh, oh!
I can always see that.
I
Didn't eat the fend for guy Benny are you there? Yeah?
Oh my god, oh, it's got a snap hook on them. I put it in my ass. Yeah, you kill this boy
Yeah, you grab the you grab the dude you grab the
I don't fucking know. I looted med. I looted meds off of them. Oh
Oh my god, thank you sir.
Oh thank you guys for resting us, what?
Oh my god, I gotta get out, Dennis.
I gotta get out.
I go.
What do you got?
I got some good things for the reset right now.
I got a pen for, I got a fucking toro.
Are you down there?
Yeah, I'm down here.
What do you got?
I got it.
The boys, thank you for the rest, boys.
You guys need some extra?
Do we need some what?
Yeah, I do.
I'm out of ammo.
Yeah, if you want to call us, we're just trying to get out.
No.
You'll kill anyone that comes on you.
Sounds good to me.
Oh, what?
Yeah, that's right.
This thing's slower than me running a mile.
Just grabbing mad and soft.
A land bank.
Oh, I'm fucking shoosed right now, kinda.
I tore up too.
Oh, what am I gonna do?
Did you guys do the reset?
That's it.
I did a hush though.
I think he left, bro.
And it's probably good, Dennis,
because this guy literally fucking teed agh.
And then he went, hush, what happened?
He fucking teed agh in front of me.
I have it on.
Wait, Danny, I have a zip.
Oh
Is that worth it?
I got a piece of pizza to eat my sardines away.
The redneck aroni.
Pepperoni, pineapple, and banana peppers.
Yeah, I said he got the cheer.
But he's okay right now.
Nice!
I
Am I both my guns are broken. I have no ammo
What am I hearing what the fuck happened?
They didn't know it was us, but they would have raised us. Oh
Yeah, man, I got a snap on did I get who? No, no, they were gonna break you. Yeah
Yeah, thanks for the rest. I appreciate it you guys
It was it was harsh
I think he was
I
So let me catch you round bitch
Let me let me catch you round ace
hmm
Really teabag hush in front of me, bro. It's my fucker
watch that guy teabagged you and said hutch what happened I want you to know
that man and I had a decision to make that being said he was gonna rescue what
he knows you Jack your new was you half you already dead Adam to the list Adam
to the list four hushers no way I can chance that bro I'm too late but on the
list I had a teammate blueprint bro you know like I mean first raid back my
this lucky listen I'm gonna say this earlier today Dennis got murdered yeah I
went out of my way to take that man's yeah yeah not only did you let this guy
kill me Dennis you let him blow my back out without a courtesy spit no I was
on my knees bro I was getting my back blown out that's him we won't tell him
what I'm hot damn I don't have the utile to fight that guy bro that guy I have
a router one in a Toro that shoots slower than my mile time okay that's
pretty slow one shot that's pretty slow I would take one shot with my throw in
fucking beat that tell me tell me lord be with them if they don't answer this
correct lord tell me that you got my gun burlata blue suppressor blue mag
yep it's fucking over gentlemen it's yeah that fucking over oh no I locked up
man all right all right my first rain oh you know what hutch did the relentless
fucking trash it is trash bro I would have killed anyone there everybody
blueprint guys boy what because every single person there hutch here's what
I'll do for you yep I'll bring you up to be all sweet like I found event four
in that right no no no no that's crazy talk it's fine it's fine you keep
the vent for but wait hold on I don't like how you changed up that quick you
told me to keep it what do you want me to do hey you're right you're right it's
fine it's fine it's fine I'll get over lock in gentlemen I ain't dying again
but I'm a I was put no listen listen what it's worth we were bobbing we even
until the third we were party we were we were kind of and my guns are so bad
bro the fact that we were able to even do anything was astonishing I was bumping
those kids on that first team I was fucking them up yeah what it is yeah
what it is um well shit can I make bandages God I don't even remember with
my bench hey do you recycle the purple augment I did why the blog wins are so
good right now even if it's like broken so much more inventory space what do you
mean if it's broken it was like it had the um had the exclamation point by it
so augment is the only take damage when you die
so you can augment the only only take damage when you die you never want to
repair an augment never yes if you repair an augment you're pretty much
Just handing over a special armor to someone.
But if your thing was the exclamation point,
that means when you died, no one else would be able to loot it,
because it would break.
Man of a stake.
Foodbump!
Get the first raid, gentlemen.
Foodbump is officially active!
Locked in where it locked in much my things locked. What's locked? I hammer
What's the other
Yeah, that's the other thing bro. That's the um flickering flame stuff
Silly oh shit a fucking light bulb and a candle holder
Man, sorry about that.
Don't get in the coffee really quick, then.
Hutch, maybe take, just count 30, thank you.
All right, one,
two,
three,
four,
five,
six.
I'm tired of counting.
Dennis, you wanna take over?
well I'm all alone seven you know just because it's in eight nine nine
chisel then then oh shit all right let's walk in I have no meds it's it's a
Tragedy it's a fucking train wreck over here. I got no meds. I'm falling apart
Everything's been stolen to me. I'm getting dry humped on the ground
What's happening today, man?
Honestly, we're not doing too bad. We just need some mule in it. So last
Give me some good deals
Actually, I need it even if it's just one I need it. There you go
Make my shit Celeste, you dirty bastard.
What about this?
What you need, chicken?
Olives.
Olives!
Um...
I don't know what to do for meds.
I'm not buying them.
We're rocking white meds.
And if I die because of it, it's your fault.
Yeah.
It is what it is.
Nothing I can do about that.
Nothing you can do about that.
Just gonna be your fault. You're gonna have to come to terms with me blaming you for this
26
Tim told me to count to 30. I've been counting the whole time
You on the extra meds
Yeah, what do you want some whites, please need some herbs need some herbs
What herbs you want to sterilize herbs
got some burgers for you live and die by the mule well shits where you want to go
back to buried city wherever wherever wherever we're getting some good fights on buried city now
i need olives can we go blue gate and get olives that's gonna be a hell hole i know it's
gonna be a hellhole man I don't want to put y'all through that let's go Barry that's all those
it's a solo duo thing oh I could feel how tired you are through your mic can you please go and get
an Adderall or Red Bull please that's been prescribed by a doctor someone just yelled at me and they're
like why the fuck did you count down here three two one so late I'm like motherfucker I've been
up since 4 p.m. yesterday.
No.
Did you know that if you defib someone at the same time as your teammate defibbing them,
they get up with full health?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, me and Shroud did it two weeks ago accidentally and we're like, what the fuck?
dude it's actually insane by the way like if you coordinated with someone
there's an Inslee max health
any wrecks for 3x size
we should technically like we should try
you're talking about in game you're talking out of game
I'm down we start doing that especially whenever like in a room and we know we're good
Yeah. Yeah.
Like three to one in that head.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Yo, darts, thank you so much for the gift of sub and what's gamer would have
$50 super check?
I'm blessed. Hey hutch. I'm sure you already knew this
But if you slide down the railings of the subway stairs, it doesn't make any noise
I didn't know that thank you for the $50 super chat. Is that a coke heavy? Yeah, it's a coke diesel
Now I know what you thinking hutch while you're drinking coke diesel when you can keep your
Skinny that is telling me big girl. I'm by the way is Utah State money line
It's a bowl game at two o'clock this afternoon boys to see them Utah State
I don't I don't remember I'll say anyways
The reason why is because I'm out of that coach Haley just ordered some more
Should be locked or something
Chats all agree it you know Danny, what if you put $20,000 on that bro?
On what?
Utah State. I've been a family life
named one player
Johnny Johnny Johnny John
John Stamos
Out came a book of a friend is on that bet I'm saying away from it. Oh my god, bro. I can't bet it. Yeah
Yeah, he actually loses fucking everything
The guy on Twitter that tweets out surgical six and it's like it's a surgeon. It was yeah, the surgeon was Helen Keller
Somebody's I kill it. It's the time and it just loses
okay wait what do we need what is the first things for scrappy Danny do you
remember off top of your head isn't it no no no it's a dog collar
you got here dude he literally tweeted Utah State is a ten unit mortar max oh my
god well we're putting money on it I will put money on it right now I'm
taking the gamble you can't rent you can't get it out
I don't understand you speak in Spanish. I won so much money fading came last week. Yeah.
Maybe he's just bad for you guys. Maybe he's lucky for me, you know, guys, you should tell
me Keller was real. What the hell are we? I mean, she's definitely real, bro. I didn't
think she was fucking real. You're telling me someone blind and deaf flew a plane. Good
You're telling me someone blinded death flew a plane good news is that I think is not real
She's not gonna hear or see us talk about this
True
Well
She was a historical person like she was why you mean why cuz she lived
What is that question even need I lived in my historical person? It's true
You're gonna make history for yourself. They also told us Christopher Columbus was a good guy, and he definitely wasn't
We don't know what happened back then
Okay, they had wars and they had people win the war and then someone wrote about winning there
It is all we know man. They really did didn't they they won and then they said you know what?
Everyone's gonna know about this win.
We swear it wasn't us.
So when my check goes close, stick to gambling.
Don't have to tell me, play.
Do you say that to do this, but every time I've ever killed Dennis, I have lost. East.
75.
Dennis always does this thing, where he has bets that hit that he doesn't show.
right here
Yeah, no, not only just that Tim their bets that he wins like 30 fucking grand on on a $30 bet
So go yeah, I picked 47 different things and it hit
Thank you for a prickly pear and
and all the other
I was a high on how is this high on top of me?
by a whole other team as well brother yeah how is he on top of me
we're all
how are they on top of me with no audio and it was going on wait wait wait
Before you do it, let me talk to you. Oh my god. I died to Symphony. It's Symphony nature. It's Symphony nature. Oh my god
Ty, Ty, res me bro. Please please
How yummy are you?
I
Don't even get the play I
I
Didn't even get to play
Do I get out here
Love you
Where's the hatch
Blood they were the pride bar save the seven months you say love you I did I
Love him
What happened Dennis what happens unfortunate situation I was reading I was reading my chat
Oh my god, and oh my god
And one on the corner and there's just a guy on the corner three being it and it was him
They just gave me a hash key. I might just normal extractor. I got
Right there drop right there dude, I'm going normal bro. I'm stealing their fucking
Map there that's how that's how Ty plays this map. He goes on outskirts
What's this a late raid now this is
normal interesting I mean we ran the
whole edge okay go back to what I was
saying I still don't believe Helen
Kelly's real like this doesn't make
sense
This guy coming for me? Why would he be coming for you? Tell him I'm just extracting the old fashion line.
This isn't worth a hatch. I have a Rattler one.
Oh, there goes the Renegade and the shotgun. Oh, no.
I think what we gotta do is we gotta rip apart one of our Vendators.
That we run into them the second game on to repair the other minute for I think that's that's what we got to do
I think that's what we got to do
No, no, no, no free loadout no no no no no no no what?
Are there a limited amount of maps available right now?
No, it's okay. Why everything?
So like because when we first played it right it was only damn it originally correct. Oh, yeah, yeah, we got to stay with everything unlocked
This what are you bringing in I'm down the green shield
I know I
I can rock a Vinnie though. I have a fully repaired decked out Vinnie Tor if we're going juiced. If not, then we can, I'll go Farrow, Farrow probably Stitcher.
No, I can go something.
I think I'm gonna do that actually. I'm going Farrow, Stitcher, level 4.
Both level 4.
Yes.
I thought I'd run the last raid, but...
I'm side-tracked.
I'm going up mobility first right that was what I was doing yeah, and I
Yeah, so I went one nimble climber and then I went to five youthful ones the second top left one. Yeah
Yeah, but you're talking about close to here
I just maxed that one out so where do I go after this?
He's a crack head. He's a crack head. You gotta remember that. He's a crack head on on the side
Over a little bit of crack. Most a little bit of crack
You guys doing the shared beer thing by the way. Wips, can you do the shared beer thing?
You're already in here. He's ahead of the game.
I'm not. I'm already in.
Never mind.
Maybe you can come inside.
Oh, 30 is so much.
I am poor.
I am so fucking poor.
Um, I have no widespread. This is so bad.
So, show bad.
Show, show bad. Oh my goodness.
Only getting worse. I have to buy.
I have to buy.
$13,000.
I'm not spending $13,000. We'll spend $7,500. It is what it is. Dog eat dog world.
Dog eat dog a world.
All right, I think that's good and if we find a blue shield we can put it off
Let's go
So fucking slow
Let's go. Let's see if there's corals like with having no stamp
Oh, you're right I could use my credits again, what do I even have to buy?
Shut up
No one's giving you any cups of tea you scam us and you steal and you thief
You do nothing beneficial for me ever
Nothing on a damn thing
When we get the new deck, I don't know
Oh, we get to 26th.
Cool.
Bill.
Co.
Better Co.
Oh
Yeah
I know bluegate farming.
There's just not really, you know, happy holidays to you.
It's not really anything on blue gate that we want other than like olives.
It tops up blue gate as hell.
I'd rather do anything but be topside on blue gate.
Jolie thinking of a prime.
Alright Dennis, I'm gonna stay as close to you as humanly possible, okay Bob?
No, I'm not gonna be talking about Helen Keller all over running in the open.
I think that's a fantastic strat and I back it.
I'm not even joking. I literally just was talking about Helen Keller not spring things slow walking
And I turn the quarter and then it seems three pink with the sticker
Are you guys focusing on quest at all right now or just mainly getting your loot up just getting our what they're called
crafting stuff. I
Don't like them resetting the quest
No, you don't get EXP for quests, so like Tarkov, I mean, yeah you get a bunch of blueprints,
but Tarkov, it's like there's incentive for quests once they reset because you just get
so much EXP.
And like there's shit locked, yeah there's shit locked behind quests and Tarkov fail.
That kind of makes sense.
Like, why would you do these quests, all you get, maybe you get blueprints, but
like I just got a Trigonade blueprints so I don't need the quest anymore.
Yeah, you don't need to do the quest anymore.
We can go in here with this money. It's an interesting
Actually jump that yeah
I got toaster do all the way ten years
Toasters no, I don't need it either
I'm bringing you another toaster
There you go. How many toasters do you need again?
three three
No, my smart alloy you can arc down here
She's a pauncher you know I need these yeah, yeah, yeah, you do pops you pops flame and everything
That's for the work bench. I can't even remember now one of them
I
Toasters you mean bath bombs
Yeah?
I just got shot from behind boys, not behind a perception.
Yeah, come on, come on, come on.
Jesus.
They're on our roof already. Watch that fall.
I got backdoors. I'm literally staring at this window hop.
Yep. I got two drops over here on me too. I threw a nade from the opposite roof into
the window hop. Yeah, here.
Is that above us? Yeah.
Yeah
I know they dropped them I can't help come on them
One dropped on my side you dropped on the very bottom now he's gonna come through here
I don't know though
I
Can I just rent across not worth
It is not worth if you're the only one with a blue shield and that you're gonna have to clutch
Up to you though, whatever you want
That's another might be trying to bait us out as well
One fell. I just don't know where one fell.
Careful, Daddy, because I think it was the repeat of that roof, from that angle.
I think they spread it off to the southwest.
I didn't hear it run off.
They're smoking out
Let's go probably reset be honest
They're fighting
Actually fighting at the prickly pears
Multiple down at prickly pears
Coming
what is happening
it's way there's a 3v2 3v2 with one being rest probably
I can't fucking hit this guy he won
I have a Rallar one
yeah might be another one he used
another guy used another guy used another guy used right here
I hit him a bit, Benny.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Another one to the right of him.
There was another one to the right.
Oh, shoot, now a lot.
You got a freaking pair.
You got it, you got it.
You got it.
What the fuck?
Bro, why are you...
What the fuck?
Bro, why are you...
What are you...
Why are you making...
Back one on me.
Who's camping?
I just came out of here.
Throw another over on to the right side.
Make sure we get full.
Full, full, full, full, full.
I'm following him.
I don't got a D-Fib, bro.
I'm sorry.
Oh my God, this is insane.
Yo later bro
Okay, let us up fuck you
Birds birds birds
Like you let us up fuck you
Oh, baby, it's everything I want need in life.
Everything I want need in life.
And my movement feels so weird with not having any fucking, like, movement skills.
Oh, I know you thrived on that shit.
I bet it does.
Is that what you're going into first, Eddie?
Yeah, I went into movement first.
I held this bro.
Oh, a dog collar.
That's what I need for my guy.
Yeah, yeah, put it in your ass.
He's like why the fuck are you camping prickly tears why the fuck are you so many people here?
I ran out here.
Like how the middle of a fighting tiff justify against me being there.
What do you mean I'm camping it?
You have the audacity to say that I ran out here.
All right. Well, I'm good for reset. There got to be more bodies other were missing, right?
I feel like there's more bodies down this way for me Southwest, but I'm also down to just reset it
Definitely looking these guys are pretty nice
Oh, I got a shield swap. I'm sorry. I hope it's another one right here. Tim. Yeah, you're a little that guy good
So I got to Tim got to you got one. So there's one missing body. I
I did get these I got these two guys
Kettles better than stitcher right is that what everyone says you get the one that was farther than us
I like that you're better. I like stitcher better. Yeah, you heard that people coming boys. We need to leave her
Got on roof here
I mean we can't go left they're gonna see us
I am I am combered
They're gonna see us they see us they're gonna start taking the taking roof up
So I'm just gonna pop a stem and take this roof so they don't and angles even covered
Yeah, we're both cute covered and he's looking at me
No, no, he's not looking the opposite direction. We're okay. That's him, right? Yeah, the red guy
I'm just an extract to which is good. Oh
My gosh, I have no shield on
Thank you chat. Thank you chat. Thank you chat. Thank you chat
Yeah, that's okay
We got hatch or no, yeah, dude
Guys one shot you can take that
left a blue shield yeah be honest with you man I don't really have anything to repair
I'm out of batteries.
Can we make this jump and come? I'm not gonna chance it.
We can make that jump over come.
Can you? It just seemed really far.
Fuck of that.
Yeah, I'm blindly following you right now, bro. So I need you to be
actually there you know what I mean bro
right the hatch
guys
get out of my way
good
stop that there
Why can't the pharaoh do that every time we use a chat?
Why is it sometimes my pharaoh hits like a wet noodle?
And sometimes my pharaoh takes the soul from people's bodies.
Okay buddy.
Did he not play last night?
Uh, no.
No, I think he picks off on Sundays.
Another mini.
At a good...
Stupid cock.
Huh?
There you go, buddy.
I need lemon and apricots.
Stupid little cock.
Um.
I feel it coming in the air tonight.
Hey, can I repair Blue Shield chat?
We must rock green again.
We must rock the grand share again.
Food buff, I just ate two pieces of pizza.
Food buff is at an all time high.
I'm feeling locked in.
still locked in what's the point in stacking right now just recycle all I think I don't
have a quest items that's why I don't think I could make those yet either quest items
quest items, quest items, quest items, two whole pizzas or two slices.
Did it slide? Yes.
Clokesy on YouTube and on Twitch.
And boys, you want to go to the damn.
damn son what did you find there is I'm gonna recycle this I need the parts right now no
I just keep checking checks I keep looting stuff so I need wasps okay every wasps that
we see we're killing we need arc motion cause don't say it I was asking oh okay
I'm gonna ask a question. I thought I was muted
Nick is deal with some stuff
He's taking the day off trust me. It's a good reason contagious. Take over the 14 months Julie and finally and Tito
Thank you. Yeah, I didn't hear what you said, but I'm chill
Just decking out this cattle and I'm gonna bring this
out of mental power.
Tarkov has drops again.
Do they really?
You know why? They were like, oh my gosh guys, our viewer count on Twitch is going down.
The only way for us to maintain good viewer count is drops, fucking crank them.
come.
They should probably just never stop doing drops.
Try the Toro again.
Be how it goes.
That feels really bad, but I'm gonna try.
How many people or do you think are bots?
I don't think so man. I think the Tarkov community is still pretty freaking huge.
But I think people are gross enough to make multiple accounts so they can just claim drops and then give themselves loot.
Yeah, I mean people are idiots, you know.
They have always had Christmas drops so they gotta agree. Just giving them health.
It's some just I need scrappy max
That they survive it, huh? Thank you
You prick the person up. Well, don't we need these for later? Yeah, you're gonna need six another six for later
It's kind of the hard part. I'm facing right now. It's like I feel like I'm gonna have so much stuff stored in my inventory that I know I need later
You know
That's right. That's right, bro. That's what I'm gonna do
Yeah, I'll get my thing early on for sure
It's already happening. I just need one more bro. Yeah, team I think just shot over a minute's time
I
Think I don't have right now guys is a channeling
I'm grabbing all these so if I die I apologize in advance for this
You know what daddy?
All right sprinting. I think that was actually someone that wasn't you
And
Yeah, we got we got first one I along long long long distance
It's a little shot. I was but then my impediments started beating my brain, and I just had to go with something different
You beat me off
I gotta go to bed, I've been up for two hours.
No, no, no, fight it, fight the urge.
I've been up for 21 hours!
Who cares?
That's for scrappy too, ain't it?
Yeah.
Hey, you get off, RIP your sleep schedule.
Or am I on the God schedule then?
True, honestly.
Right?
I wish you'd think about it.
I don't have an argument there in the next time.
It would be on the graveyard shift.
Yeah, but technically, yeah, I mean, the early morning shift, too.
Like, I'd be very, very early morning.
If you guys get any wires out of these things, can you give me four?
Wires all in these right here.
But then it's also like, I'm probably never going to see the sun.
No, I didn't see the Sun ever so like actually if you think about it the Sun's kind of overrated
Two plus two equals to fuck the Sun
It's gonna be towards Annex
Oh
By the leap or they got me something below. Yeah here. Yeah, it's the only way up into this building how we came up
Or is there a different way to use it?
Your brother told you you were
life or nine that's a venue by the way yeah stop picking the wrong already got
it just keep that away from a song they're on the stairs under like
Going all the way down to the serious. Yeah, yeah
Thank you, I didn't mean
You want to tell this
I'm not some things
Child
Just I think I just saw maybe not I did
all the other day they're coaching in the uh...
that's actually a lot of smart
that means they're smart
i need to leave for things for my fucking work
i'm busting this thing out
honestly i think there's this fighting
you went in the stairs
okay i'll get you down there
i say glitch is more good than getting that motherfucker stuck in a hide area
same shit
reaching door on the other side
I'm peeking from staircase I'm gonna hold the side ground
I don't know where you went yes I've gone this way
They no longer down there?
Leeper's gonna act rough if you stand by him.
It could be internal I guess.
I think it's internal bro.
What the fuck?
What is that man?
Come here.
Just the drumming bro, bull is going through him.
Tim, he has to have ran right by us.
I can really be right next to us.
I have to have ran right next to us.
I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to.
The leafer's not really mad anymore, he's blue.
Hey, he was right here!
Yeah, he has to be, he has to be on Hotch.
He has to be on Hotch.
I mean...
Ah, hey, what the fuck?
Oh my god, oh my god, what the fuck are you...
Pushing.
Pushing up.
Rocking.
one down, one down, one down
I can't don't know if you have this thing right?
No I don't, I'm not purple
I'm me pushing me, Zergany
I'm just thinking
Right here, both, they're resting there
try to rest there boys
nice
knocked him, nice
didn't come rest maybe?
he's dead
oh shit
the 1v1
now it's two up
No.
Damn.
No!
What?
How did they get there, bro?
Look, how did they rest?
Woo!
I can't rest, you know.
Dude, how did they get the rest off?
What the fuck?
Gentlemen!
Dude, I don't understand how they got here, bro.
How?
How are y'all doing?
Yeah, kill that guy.
I didn't like him either.
Did this guy hear me out, boys?
Watch what?
The down to the
Hey, there's a way to die
Yeah, I know
You give me shock
The mean, well mean, mean you were just standing there
I could have resued
That's fine
I think
I mean, all I had
I don't know
I just don't know how they got there
Could we saw them by the ladder?
Then we went to go peak ladder and wasn't there?
I didn't see the guy by the ladder
I will verbally say that
I didn't see anything of that
I was down there
I don't know, I literally don't know where it is.
Alright, that's not a G. I'm fucking delirious.
Alright, goodnight.
I'll be on the bar if you guys want to play it.
In for rubber ducky.
Blade of Dode.
Alright, bye.
Whale, whale, whale.
Well hutch you have a third. I do not actually I can hit up drac. You have drac
You could do do us. I mean I'm down for whatever I key
So the only problem I'd be down for do us the only problem is that we're gonna get put in trio lovies
Why just the games? I thought I thought these things that did they not we got a trio lovies today
I don't know him like that you go ahead throw a chat in there let's let's see
go a chat in there Timmy.
I'm down if Turner is down I'm down.
I DM'd him the other day on Instagram saying like welcome back kind of thing
and he said he wanted to play so he's got him in.
Send the Ravens gentlemen send the Ravens.
I don't know him like that you go ahead throw a chat in there let's see
I'm in. Send the Ravens, gentlemen. Send the Ravens.
Does Tim have motion? OK, Chad.
No, Chad, I fell off, bro. Remember. Remember.
I don't know. I saw Kai stand up on his chair that day.
That is true. That is true.
Yeah, I didn't fall off, bro.
Maybe I'm still here.
I
Grabbed this from Tifu. I love that that's only got me chat life changes stuff bro. I change wait, what are we talking about right now?
Turner came up here and visited us and he
Like I paid for a couple dinners that was really it and I just got it got the bill and he was like all right
I'm gonna get you some I'll send you something. I was like, okay
It's like whatever not really thinking of it probably like a week later, bro a ten thousand dollar bidet showed up
And he bought me this ten thousand dollar bidet which I gotta say it did kind of change my life for the better
I can't even lie. It is a very nice toilet. It's incredible
You know and he he sent it to the house and I had it installed and it's great now. I love it
That's awesome it is it's so good bro it's so good so that started the whole
bidet thing wow I did I got the bidets going for me so good for you do we have
an answer yet
I'll just do this.
Hello turtles.
You can do the same.
Hello turtles.
If you're trying to.
Hello turtles.
Welcome in.
The last message I see from Turner was in 2021 on Twitter.
Oh yeah.
I mean, this is a dense. How
does he know I'm fat? I don't
even know T. Foo like that. What
the hell? Is that a thing on
the Internet now? People just
think I'm fat. Am I fat?
You are fat, aren't you?
Not. I'm petite. And we've
went through this man. Ranger
Joe, the guy that killed you and
T. Bad you asked if we want
to throw you out of the
this man. Ranger Joe the guy that killed you in tea bag you asked if we want a third Ranger Joe they go fuck himself. All right. Joe I just don't like you broke your tea bag them understandable you know I mean you said hutch what happened a tea bag you
threw your nuts up and down on my forehead at 30 paces per second. You're dead to me bud. There's no coming back from that. How many 20 gifted or
something you're a piece of shit. I think I'm hungry, bro.
I don't know, maybe we just get track. Well, he just died, so I'm seeing what he's doing,
If he queues up, I'm getting I'm getting dragged.
I don't want to like put them in that position.
Yeah.
I don't want to force turn.
Well, that's been a good play.
You know what I mean?
I have a gun.
Come play.
I'm playing my ass.
Where's the skin from?
This is for the expedition.
Did you only get the skin if you did five million?
Look it back.
You said 25 gifted, but I never heard you.
Joe, don't make me do this, bro.
Joe Joe
Got you oh
Everyone who did expedition got it ten four
We're waiting to hear if Turner's playing or not chat just give us one moment here
You give us one moment yo boss, thank you so much for the prime man
Thank you are the the arc Raiders drop still live chat
I am going to just wrap up for probably like 10 minutes here doing a little something if
If you want to play one, you can wrap up.
I'm just wrapping up this hashtag ad thing,
doing a couple of things on my way out with him.
Go ahead, bro.
I'll be here.
You're banned in Hutch's chat, D-Mack.
Why'd you ban D-Mack?
Shit, deserved.
Number one, I don't even know what it was for, but deserved.
I'm pretty sure he's gipped to me like 5,000 subs, bro.
D-Mack, you want to come home?
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I hate to play a hit the game. I hate to play a hit the game.
Let's go run a solo actually. Probably smart to run a solo. We need shit.
I'm gonna need a party. I'm gonna need a party. Yeah. I'm gonna need a party. Yeah.
Go get some bats.
Mods fucking find out who that is and un-unban him right now, okay?
Like, uh, stat.
Fucking stat.
Unban that guy.
Faster than we have ever un-ban anyone.
one.
How'd you sell his soul for a Chipotle bowl, let alone 5,000 kids in it?
All right, we need to go get some bad ass.
Evermind.
We're going to be here now.
This is our home. 17 minutes. Fuckin' kill me.
This is all gonna be scooted and shi-shooted.
Goin' this way.
I didn't bring snims. Don't do it. Don't do it.
Don't do it, Rocket Deer. Stay away.
If you said he's down tell seafood join Tim's discord he probably still has it
Yo, oh Jesus almighty. Hello. Hello. Good sir
How's it going man? It's going good. I like to introduce myself my name's hutch
I'm socially awkward a little bit on the spectrum, but I'm a good guy. It's nice to meet you
Nice to meet you too, dude. Him is currently wrapping up an ad right now
So he'll be ready in about seven to nine minutes
Yeah, it's very soon very soon. It just depends on if he gets a snack then that turns into 15
You know how it goes
Yeah, then he has to take a shit and it's like 30 minutes
He told me about the bidet you got him
He's gonna be nice and clean when he gets done that is for sure did
By the nicest gift I ever got anyone I bought him like an eight thousand dollar toilet
He brags about it all the time
Man that's pretty sweet
I mean, do you think about it?
Yeah, that's a thoughtful gift to get some money, you know.
I mean, if anyone ever got me a toilet, I don't know if I'd say a damn thing bad about
them.
Yeah.
It's a nice one, too.
He's got like the heated seat, the heated water, you know, I'm pretty sure I sat on
that throne.
And then I just say it is fantastic.
It was about eight in the morning I turned the heat on.
I was surprised at what was under my ass.
It was a great experience.
Dude, I mean, it's the way to go.
One second, I'm about to run this guy down
at the Extracurricate Dog, give me a moment.
Lock it in!
Yeah, I seem to be killing on Ark
and glad we get to play finally.
Me too, me too.
I used to watch you guys play Fortnite all the time.
You know, I was in one of the first tournaments there.
I got dead last, I pulled it down the flank.
Yeah, no big deal. No big deal
What what did you play before art?
Baseball baseball. Oh, well the streaming world
Little bit of Tarkov a little bit of GT ARP
Your mother doesn't love you your father is disappointed and I hate you and everything that you love
Anyways, I'm dead. All right. Let's walk it damn it
I'm not saying you're a pro baseball player. I wouldn't call it that. I brought quality water to all of my teammates at any time
They needed it
It's like the water boy, but you know
Yeah, that's great movie great movie unbelievable. Do you have Tim added?
I don't know I think I do I should have to know that
all righty I can let me see here a quick fucking supplier until he gets here I
guess yeah I agree but I'm on a radar hatch so all right perfect reset what
happened did you reset yes I did yes I did they five million from me but it is
what it is I'll get them back I'll get them back about you yep all fresh he
I did, run around naked as fuck.
How's being back to the streamin'?
Good, it's treatin' me very well.
Wonderful, wonderful.
People didn't forget about me, so that's cool.
I'll be honest, I watched some of your fishing
and whenever you went, was it hog hunting?
That was electric, bro.
Fuck them hogs.
I got a lot of hate for that.
Because people are fuckin' morons.
They don't understand you're doing a lot more good
than them hogs ever gonna do.
I fucked them hogs, you know what I mean?
Fucked them hogs, bro.
Ain't no one like a hog, other than unless it's bacon.
Yeah.
Get a little bit of goop, then I'm rolling out of here.
All righty.
We checking on Tim.
How's Tim doing?
They're turning an ad.
What's the ad for?
Bandol.
Oh hell yeah.
Good partnership.
Hell yeah.
Last time in my op...
Hahahahahahaha.
Well we're really setting the tone here.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Hmm.
Brrrrrrrrrr.
I just said I'm some good so bad.
That's embarrassing.
Damn that he won the fight.
Whenever I said I was dead I died.
Shit.
Am I bad? Am I ass at the game chat?
What a rat! The guy was camping up on the Raptors!
Are you on Stella?
Yeah, yeah, I still like playing pretty much.
Yeah!
Hey, I- Shit!
I need batteries, man. Oh my gosh, a Voldemort Capitrain!
What?!
I mean, we're not on Stella.
Maybe probably shouldn't.
I'm down for wherever.
Wherever!
I play with Nick a lot. So we usually go to blue gate in a nine hour day
For about eight hours and fifty minutes
Holy shit pretty good
Nick Horton yeah
Nick's really good
Yeah, he's a he's a gamer. Oh, yeah
And many beats. Thank you for the prime moist thing over the 11 months
think for the tier one. He
might have a little bit of
help. You know what I mean?
You know what? There's
arthritis and his right
thumb and. That aim assist
they just need that little
extra. You know what I'm
saying? I get it. I do the
same thing when there's
stairs next to an elevator.
I just take the elevator.
Jack, we just love in here.
Right now, if you give the sub or sub yourself,
you get a golden cap up.
Use it for 24 hours.
Very rare badge.
Very rare on the Twitch world.
I will go run this that roll.
I'll start off.
OK.
Four minutes.
Rich.
Damn.
I am going to put my embark in the text channel if you want to add me there
Yo, go burn it with the 20
Momin thank you very much. Thank you very much
Let's jam
Very golly three aphelion blueprints today. These just probably crazy. Let's go. Oh
Oh
Get this guy bro, he's back man, holy shit
Fuck
Damn dude, it took us forever for us to get into a game together man, god
I know bro, it only took like fucking, it's been two years, three years since you've been
gone
Bro, I have to say by the way, sidebar conversation, I've been watching the sifu thing that you've
been doing and it's fucking great
You like it?
Thank you
I do, I think it's really well done and the name of it is fucking genius
Thank you
And uh, you know, it's awesome, man. It's awesome
No
I don't think so unless you're not on the game
Touch out of me so you can just post and then
Ah
Your friend a question game
Go ahead and add that guy and I just accept the wrong guy
good guy probably good guy energy reset I did bro I'm out here oh my god oh
you're in the kitchen you like that bro I'm fucking yo not cool thank you thank
Thank you.
Thanks a lot of much.
This is insane.
Thank you.
Thank you a lot of much.
What have you been doing all morning by the way, Turner?
You've been like, I just didn't.
I was sitting, you just farming.
You just like farming people.
You're getting all your loot back.
I fucking played like 30 raids on Solacella and died twice.
So I'm fucking rich.
I have shit in my ear.
Oh my god, bro.
How did you do that?
Are you that good at this shit?
I know I've seen clips of you and you're like, you got all the tech shit going on
man.
Saw the fucking snap attack and everything this guy man game and then just grinding
Okay, okay, let's go start out
No, no first time this is how I already told him I sat on the toilet that he gave you and it was very nice
That's all it changed my life for the better, I think bro
It's like literally first-class you economy kind of a thing, you know, it's like
Yeah, yeah, it is
For sure
You get that experience in first-class
Come on
And you're like, you get that experience without the game and then you go on a normal time
and you're like, you know, it's like, damn it
Who facts guys under them?
What is this toilet?
What?
you need water and everything?
I'm gonna be honest, when they hit me in the ass
with that water, I almost threw a right hook.
I'm not experienced in that field.
I didn't know how to handle it.
You used to it?
Oh, Tim was setting me up for a bad joke.
Yeah, but then once you go to bed a day though,
then you gotta take a shit in the public restroom
and then your fucking ass, you get fucking hemorrhoids
and your fucking ass is all shaped up
because it's so used to just like
the nice gentle mermaids,
rainwater out of her mouth and your butt, you know, and then
I've been thinking about it, you know, I might gotta invest any
stocks in the days.
A stocks on
all the thing of the tier one, do not do it.
You piece of shit.
You got to take that right?
Yeah, I was gonna say, I think the problem is I'm pretty
sure the one you got me is like the cream of the crop.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. I don't know if there's a better toilet out there. There may be. Maybe I should look, bro.
Yo, Dan, thank you for the vibe! Thank you! Thank you, good side. Thank you. Oh my gosh.
Oh no. Chad, we gotta lock in. We cannot let Tifu think that we are ass at the game.
If I play like ass, call me back. Okay?
From this point forward, if I play like ass, just spam fat, so I know I need to lock in.
Damn it!
Oh no.
You guys are enjoying our play?
Really bad. Really bad. Really bad. Really bad. Really bad.
I'm so locked in. I'm so locked in.
I'm so locked in.
Oh yeah.
No, guys.
Did you not hear the rules and regulations and what we just said?
this set I said I suck at calling that right now I tried Tarkov a little bit I
always said I'm too stupid for it I need a more dumb down version there you go
shadow Michael pop another outer wall enjoying this what do you think I put my
heart to the test see if it actually got my back or not
was well bro like audience no that's a massive gaming audience you know
that dark house really really really overwhelming you get into that's the
problem I tried to put a 7 6 2 into a 7 6 2 magazine and it wouldn't let me
something about wrong bullet type into the magazine type or something yeah you
can put like fucking 2 2 3 into like a 7 6 2 fucking stumps it I guess not all
All the high train. Thank you very much for the love boomer. Thank you for the three months
It's perfect game for people that are like in the fucking military, you know, oh, yeah
I mean just like especially if you're just a gun enthusiast, I think bro like that game
I still got me into it. It's there's the ins and outs of all the guns and the way you can build everything is crazy
I'm getting a waiter cash guys some fucking broke. I'll be right there
Oh
There goes Tim shield
I do got it and can't hit me here. Well, you got to get up the ledge man. I'm gonna get up there in a second
We're missing a fight Tim, hurry up!
That looks like we're spinning slots watching you get up here. That was electric
There's team up top
Inside of the rooms her floor
We do a three-card poker table
Oh, you still have the three-card?
I would have thousands, though.
I remember I didn't even know how to play.
You're like, you want to get it.
I'm like, what?
It's so good.
This guy had me sit at a table for like eight hours slamming
Micola Voltres for the second for me to get up.
The guy who sits down wins five grand on a four of a kind
or some whole shit.
Yeah, four of a kind as soon as Hotch stood up.
Oh my god. I almost put the guy in the rear naked. I was so mad.
RTP, RTP. RTP, RTP. Maybe they're up top. I think I heard them up top. I think I'm
heard them up top. Go.
This is that, this is that area we kept trying to get to, right? Oh wait. Okay, I understand this now. I understand it now.
Locked in you locked in fucking dead
I can't even see
Oh man great job, honestly, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it
I don't know what you want me. I don't know what you want from me
I don't know what you want from me this guy pulled up the streets up to bolt the stream
No, she won't from me. I hit every shot
Come on dude.
I don't like each other.
I need a tom-tom for you.
Here's some bullshit.
How do I, dude, I always get fucking thirsty, man.
I can't fall off.
What the fuck is that?
Man.
Yo, man, you can leave, holy.
wow okay first great returner guys I just got absolutely fucking shit on yeah
I didn't do though I didn't even know that they had like they had like split
angles they're holding that fucking entire zip line like you're playing
rainbow six there's other we do
Chatham my bad you know what I'm gonna take this opportunity to order my
lunch yeah I'm just gonna get the radar ass bro what was I supposed to do what was I
supposed to do that's your problem bro you gotta tell me ninja
Oh my fucking god.
God, just the blue light.
Jesus, dude, I'm just trying to fucking leave.
I just want to leave. I want to get out of here.
I am very high right now. Every time you mute I think I'm losing my hearing and I start
to cry can you please stop
imagine that though, is that really so high that when I mute the fucking game
audio he thinks he's going deaf?
yes
yo that's crazy
okay what is this tapping turner show me that, what do you do, you use it and put it back in your pocket?
yeah, cause like if I die I'll keep it
If you animation cancel it though
Does that animation cancel? Oh my god, I'm so bad at the game
No, I'm so bad at the game. I just roll because there's no I would never be able to do that
There's more time to put it in and then I can
There's a chat knock a shot this fat just fat a good first raid back with her rolls
I saw a clip of you turner kid ask you to play for night you're like fuck no
If anybody asked me to play, I'd just say fuck no.
I don't know, no.
If every random kid that asked me to play, if I played them, I would never be playing anything
else.
Bro, there's people that say to me, play Fortnite, and I'm like, it's so long ago
now.
And I think one of my favorite things is when people come up to me and they're like,
hey man, I used to watch you back in Fortnite.
And I was like, that's like seven fucking years.
How long ago was that now?
Fuck man.
Dude, people, I get that all the time.
Uh, Anvil.
Seven years ago,
I watched me play Fortnite, bro.
Let's go. Hold on. Let me cook.
I feel come up to me and fucking
like, yo, I used to watch you play H1.
Holy shit.
Yeah. When people bring up to me,
when I hear Black Ops 2,
I know they were there from like to get go.
Yeah. Like Overwatch?
Like Overwatch.
Overwatch, dude, that was so long ago now.
That's like very, very old school.
You know I remember long hair Tim overwalk streams. I remember
Yeah, I remember your long ass hair
Back in the day, bro, you know now look at me bald before you let that shit go
There's no saving approach gone forever
Wait, hold on what you say
You can skull it it
I think he could look really good me personally. Thank you. It looks great
Can someone bring me shield rechargers boys?
So bad wait I can sell things wait wait
Because oh my gosh, it's too expensive. I'm back. I'm back. I can buy them
I got
Just
Was he using my brain there. Yeah turner doesn't know he doesn't he doesn't need to know
He doesn't need to know
I'm not exaggerating what I'm saying that was my fourth raid. Like I didn't get on super early
He doesn't need to know
I've been up for four hours so I'm fucking me that need to know
Juiced
What he had I also like have like ten cheater
Males so I just claim the map right the next mission work
Hold me someone's like I can't get away came he was fucking you chat you owe me 50. Yeah, they're dumb. I have eight snap hooks
Yeah
No, hit the reset as eight snap hooks, bro. Oh my god
It does work. Oh
Oh, yeah, the shirtless Tim
stream. You want one? No, it's
fine. Yeah. Yeah, you have a
boy's we can ask him. We could
go to Bluegate locked gate event
and get the Bobcat BP if that's
something you all wanted to do.
I'm down. I'm not gonna be in
there. It's guaranteed. Yeah.
Oh, it's sweaty, but I have
I need to get batteries so I can rock a venator and I got batteries I need blue shield I should
had just cracked me one shit yeah yo go birthing with 11 hundred bits man pitch
takes so much for the seven batteries I got a hundred
damn hello gala mantis if you go into that sandbox room it's like you can like
like 30 40 batteries are run where the sand is in there yeah like up in the
second floor
The gate is insane like if you play I know Nick this goes straight underground and just oh, yeah
Yeah, and the tunnels I guarantee you three goes that's where everyone goes to bang he's just like spending do the thing
Amen to that, amen to that.
I like it too.
Feels good.
Now we're all on the same page, gentlemen. We're getting real close today.
What are we doing in here?
We gotta loot and we gotta find the key card.
We need four key cards.
That's why you get the Bobcat?
No, we gotta have the meatball. We gotta get the, we gotta get the, I don't even know what it's called.
No, you're a fat ass, we need a whole-
I got it, I got it.
You piece of shit, I'm not that fat! A potato went over this multiple times!
I'm gonna get a reinforced reception now.
There's a rock and tear.
Ah!
What the fuck was that?
There's a landmine.
There's a landmine in this game?
Yeah, yeah.
They're fucking sketched.
You gotta sweep this off, fuck.
We got this.
I think we're good.
I'm suppressed.
I'm not.
Walk in.
I got no obligations. I'm just here to have a good time.
No contracts, no scholarships, I'm just gaming.
She's just ripping it, just gambling.
Or gambling, what the fuck, gaming?
No, it's on my mind.
My parlay is just starting, boys, you know?
Gotta get locked in, man.
I want the casino lost.
Oh, fuck!
I'm never seen this in my life.
I'm blind, bro.
I got cataract.
Legally blind, I cannot see.
Yeah, out of the way, 10 on the fucking...
I really should not have brought an angle in this raid, but I'm fucking here, you know.
I got it. We're good.
So, what is this? Like a mini fucking puzzle? I've never even heard of this.
Oh, close that door.
You shall not come inside.
Hey, Hudge, why are these closed?
You get at the event, we have to unlock it.
I just got a padded stock.
Let me explain to you, so there's four,
so there's four places where you have to get key cards.
These two places, pilgrim speak,
and then ancient fort, we still have to get.
And you gotta go over to the gate control room right here.
That's me.
Every time I go lower and come up to the house.
The outer gates right here open up,
and then you can go underground.
But every other access underground,
besides those gates, are closed.
Look at me go up.
I did it, okay.
I've never done this.
No, no, it's just fun though.
What's that?
Yeah, it's one of the good events.
So that's what the mines are, okay?
Full team just got over there.
Let's just jump over that mine. You see that shit?
Yeah, I was scared. I thought you could blow it.
Hey, hey, hey! Oh, no!
I'm nimble, gentlemen.
I'm nimble.
Are you explaining the game to Tim?
I don't know, guys.
I'm not the smartest tool in the shed.
And are you flirting still?
Very true.
Very true and real.
through and real it's like a new playlist I think I did with Tyler he's
gonna tell me yeah just I don't want to fight that but I do need beds
oh they're probably gonna have it bro they're taking out a rocket here they're
gonna be a little chews yeah they just kind of found that should we camp them
it's just grief they might just be up there in the whole fucking game
probably go for the bobcat blue prey as well or no yeah maybe in 30 minutes let's
please save the kick job or I'll save them oh my god
fucking body over there it happens all the time over there fucking sucks
I'm gonna loot this and see if it's in here.
Maybe people inside, but
I don't think we have any other option.
Or they're just sitting up top.
Just zipped, just zipped, just zipped.
Down, down, down.
I missed, missed again.
Come outside, let's make these guys fight.
I cannot believe that I missed that shot.
Oh, so weird.
Missed one.
We have to 3P this.
The guys that killed me are really bad, but...
Nice, nice. You guys third this.
Play until you're knocked, though, before you push.
They're not even fully fighting yet.
They're knocking, they're knocking now.
Nice shot.
Hold up.
They got to the right.
Nice shot, Tim.
I saved the reinforce reception key there we go it's a good news but Terry you
kind of like those snipes those shots over yeah that was nice I like I was
actually kind of bobbing a weave in there for a second
I wasn't see if you can you bring me a blue shield this game if you don't mind
I don't know my habit fuck on me. Oh good. I could repair one
I'm just I don't need it. I'm just I'm not gonna run a video. I can use batteries
Yeah, I have one. I just need to repair it as well. Oh
It's fine. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Those are broken
All to be bought. Have you not done your
Or have you are you doing your benches yet? Yeah, nice
It's just
Graph more blues really have shit
Let's go do a damn level if you want you have the key you said right I do have one of the keys
Yeah, which one you have over see I got no I got reinforced perception
Okay, well, I'm gonna put my reinforced perception back in the stash and then we could just run run it again
So we only need pilgrims peak in the fort pilgrims speaks the radius obviously
Three kids hiding behind the fucking the same desk
I knew they were there I just would have thrown two trigger names and they was sort of vanquished
They didn't have the decency to just be behind multiple desks either just one day. No, no, just one
It's
Chicken fuckers
One that too hot shit if we don't get rolled up on again. Yeah, we had it
If we're doing this, I'm bringing them for I actually have one then for
I'm gonna bring it. I'm bringing the Berlina floor. That's it. Alright, I'm not bringing event 40 more. I'm gonna bring event one
No, don't do that. No, that's terrible save it till you can get through that. You ready for my guns guys? Ven one, Ven four
Feral three rattler three
Rattlers three? I'd rather rock. I'd rather rock a rattler three than event one
Sounds good. I'll do it. Hey, upgrades. I don't have any. I'm gonna kettle one. I'm gonna kettle one
Bro, bro, I got nothing I could repair it fucking freak it, bro
I could die to more teachers like me and then you get a little well, I if I had known that I could have done that, you know
Probably so bad, I know
It's so bad right now
Let's go here, and then
No shield or heels bro. I'm fucked
Blue shield is a rip money you guys got in the game. I have $6,000
I'm real bad over here. I don't even want to answer your question
You're gonna have to sell that we don't have that anyways I'm selling ziplot. I'm
Oh, we can learn this though
So that as well, I'll be enough for our heels and meds I
Mean bro, we're fucking poor boys if we kill anyone we just got it
We have to jump on the body like instantly
Instantaneously leaping on the John Allen brah I got nothing left
Gotta leap on anything we kill and we just gotta
Shuck it up
I guess it brings some shotgun or so
How she's handouts well, we're just kind of sending it right now. We're not really like looting for stuff
God
Buy blue shield run Vin.
Wait, I can actually buy blue.
Fuck, wait a second. I might be able to buy blue.
I can buy blue, we're fine.
And sell these and like this.
And then go here and beautiful.
All right, we're fine. Everything's good. Everything's good in the world
Everything's good in the world
Everything is good in the world
Then we bring all these we have white meds, but just fucking blows got a lot of fireballs though
How'd you eat today, bro?
I yep, I had a chicken biscuit this morning nice petite biscuit, and then two slices of pizza
very healthy
All right, let's rock fuck me man
I don't know if you want to do the, I don't know if we should buy you, we do the share
of your thing if you want it, if not, it's all good, you know, we don't do the chat,
we just do the number, so it looks like, I don't care, I've never done it, so I don't
I gotta be honest, bro. I don't fucking know how to do it either. I think there's some invite system
somewhere
And we've seen here so GG I'm ready
Hey, well for the rattler I put the rattler up. I did. I don't think that was a thing when I
Probably got a lock in it wasn't because I didn't know about it a
while and
Recently, I feel like it came. I mean that's like a newer thing
You can do chat, too.
Team together or is that...?
Maybe?
I'd say here in Otto.
I don't know.
Tim, go to the streamer's page and knock.
There you go. I sent it for you.
I think you're talking right or something, Turner.
It should pop up on your chat. You can just hit accept. It's kind of sick.
I think that's a completely different fight if I hit those early shots, to be honest.
I
Hear me in discourse
You know we like now we're like fucking we can chat we're basically you ever watch Transformers
You remember that one where it was like turned into a bunch of the other ones and then a to pyramid that's basically us
Right now. Oh
Stack all the viewers so it says we have whatever the fuck all our combined viewership is like we're fucking back
This house man, I only had 400 before
All right, so we gotta go to the thing to the left. Yeah
Did you bring this one in wait wait wait wait wait we're gonna go the other way
I'm not paying attention. We're gonna go this line. All right
You turn you turn
How many steps you guys got them I'm gonna try and spare mine
The anvil should be bringing at least 10 the anvils
Do you think I have to get 10 fucking stems per raid?
I just could barely buy my white heels, bro
I was stealing covers out of the fountain in front of the aria just to get this blue shield to be honest. Oh my god
This goes south boys, I'll be outside of McDonald's 3 a.m. Panhandling
My phone knows gonna be very accurate if we lose this one
I have nothing. I literally have to go free, Lodi.
That's how you start, right? Lodi? Yeah. Start from the bottom.
I wouldn't say we're here, though. I'm more like start from the bottom. I'm making my way.
Start from the bottom. I'm still on the bottom.
That's why I do stuff.
These kids are probably at the fort, so...
Yeah
Start from the bottom now we're bottom adjacent that is crazy
Sure, the triggering is any other other rock like
couple times
One here
Let's go right
I'm probably dead here again, they're just fucking everywhere, oh I can't stand this shit.
One's right here still running on my ping, throwing trigger grenades at you, still running
on my ping, other ones left, still here on my ping, still there, smoking, resting his
boy he's getting his in smoke now
how's he got alive what bro how is this guy alive each there's two hey boys
y'all can kill us or they were on the right bro I didn't even shoot my gun
The Torrent of the Nerf Bell was Timmy.
It was Timmy and then.
Was it really?
Yeah, I don't know who he's playing with. I don't know how the fuck that guy lived.
Why does everyone have trigger grenades? Did everyone do with Torner again?
Yeah, I don't know. I get hit by a trigger grenade immediately.
I have to go free kid bro. I have nothing left.
Oh no. Down in the dumps.
I have a vent for some chance.
I downed one immediately, but I didn't have any range to help you guys.
Oh, we literally went to swing right and both of the guys
Thinking they're up kind of the top of the mountain and they were low on the mountain
We're going Pharaoh Vinnie. We're just gonna play smart. I
Still got a VIN for for this next round. Yeah, good luck boys. Oh
Boy, I almost got a higher top donut today that I do currency in the game right now
are we running that back we're gonna tip again yeah I don't know I don't know if
we should play this because I know I don't have to let them play it yeah
all right then let's go damn and go get some batteries so we can make blue
shields and show yeah
I'm down for Stella I'm not opposed to it I just don't really know how to
that navigated that well.
So you got me.
I'm down to go Stella.
That's true.
Let's do it.
Like my journey, like the guide through the safari,
sort of thing.
Stella might be the cure, gentlemen.
I love that call, actually.
Is we just film instant exits, make a billion dollars,
invest in some bullshit crypto,
and then we pull that shit, and we're
both like with trillionaires.
Who's with me?
I'll consider it all right
Crypto rug pull kind of thing. Yeah, I mean in our craters like for space dollars. Yeah, sure
Well, Tim's not it's not allowed to act or even in game
game. Okay, buddy. I mean, Chad, this is what we got. This is all this is all we got.
Yo, you're on blue gate, by the way. I changed it. Okay. Thanks. Yo, smile. I think of the
prime. I'm getting a monster and I'm locking back in. I'm getting I don't know what's happening.
I'm making bad decisions.
That was the play, man.
Monster ASAP.
I'm texting my wife, I said monster ASAP, I'm pushing my heart to the max, honestly
dissolve, dissolve a Adderall into the monster.
Yeah, fuck it
All right
Let's go
Locking
Locking all right. Let's see what I get my she's on it. I know it's high. No, she's for me
That's why she's my wife right there. I
Got a fucking oh
You're chilling all right all me I guess
Let's go be my leader
I cannot take a singular
Hit two minutes battery room you're talking about the water in a chat. It's G.G. What?
Yeah, I haven't even seen a fucking loot area. I already got five
Seven
Who is this guy? Yo, is this like juice? I'm getting four batteries in one thing. Hello
But you guys are done leading this room we go this way. Yeah, I think it's all goofed
I
Look at these batteries like
All this loot these two containers. We know there's any batteries in there
Sending batteries
What is this place?
He's got 12 guys from 2 blocks!
What the fuck am I doing?
Robot is shit but 2
I got 5 and I'm doing 1 thing
Insane
You gotta cross the pole
I need batteries for blue shield chat.
I'm like, don't you need your workbench upgrade?
I'm fucking out.
Level one.
We gotta make money for it.
Get up, he's really one health.
off it up
it's here Turner's like fucking spider-man bro those stems is just so
ass I'll be close to him
I'll shot you right here, Hodge.
Not good.
Crock.
Nice. Uh, one...
Look at that crack.
Running.
He's running?
Upstairs, right? Upstairs, upstairs.
Yeah, push him, push him, push him, push him.
I'm sending out this. I need to heal us off him.
I owe you right now.
Thanks, Gil.
Those guys are crossed.
Jad if I don't bring stings from now on punch me in the f***ing neck.
Maybe upstairs?
No stings, it's literally worse than death itself.
This guy is not running this.
I just can't move. I can't move. What's that bro?
Loop this guy maybe, I'll cover you.
He should have goofed on them bro, they included all of the assembly.
Should be goofed up.
Whatever, let it up.
I got two purples in that bag.
Yeah, good.
I'm about good.
You got Goop off this guy?
Yeah, he was pretty good.
He was shot at.
He was used to it for a lot of though.
Sadly.
There you lived everything we could do.
This little area is sick.
I know about this little area.
Yeah, I'm gonna just give me two seconds grabbing this shit over here real quick
There
Is for money
Actually, we can go live this for a quick
Pruster
Sample cleaner what's going on right now yeah
I've turned off the ask if you don't have that snap hook do you just feel like naked like
do you feel like you can't move at all no I just gonna play differently got you just
Get underneath us. The sandbox.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Yeah, lobby.
Found him.
I don't think I have a chop here, bro.
This is health.
Not being able to move is absolute health.
Are we downed him?
Yeah, push them push them. They're to the right. They're to the right.
Yeah.
I'm on the outside. Yeah. I'm looking for an angle. You got him. You got him, Turner.
I
Underneath this as well hearing another team
Fuck white bandages watch that door new and
I want this
Vinnie for all right. We gotta go or or be careful. They could be more games here
Yeah, I'm ready to go horses will fucking come up in a half year boy
Stems doesn't matter. I didn't worry. I'm over and cover
You mean to go down Turner?
Yeah
I'm very cucumber
Too late now
I'm at that point where I am not getting staying back at all
Three programs to eat you out of this hell wall.
Let's go, let's go, load up, load up, load up.
I'm coming bro, I can't do this, this is hell.
Oh my god.
You're a fucking slo-I am bro?
I don't wanna leave this shit man.
You're good, no? You're good? You got a bunch of shit now.
Dude, I'm moving like one line.
Love this from you, love this from you.
Thank you, W and a challenge.
W and a chat?
Good ring guys. Good job. Very great
Very good. Thank you, baby. Love you
How's it beautiful enough with herbals guns and a purple shield I can scrap that for fucking circus
So we're going back. I really like to
Get now that I can let's go
We're gonna do that which means we do not need nearly as many shields
All right, don't worry, I know stems I gotta keep up with Turner I forget that I'm playing with Turner I
Can bring a hatch key as well and a stem ish
We're gonna craft as many as I can
that way quick now stems all right
okay okay is that and then go a couple can't even craft ammo
Oh, everything's good. Everything's good. Take your time, Tim. Go pee real quick.
Hey! Hey, bubbles ready. I'll wait a second.
I need to get the medical
I need
Yup.
Alright.
I need a trigger grenade blueprint, dad.
Bro, Tim found one on his first raid today.
Really?
I literally opened a second locker that I opened after he suffered.
Oh, way.
That was pretty likely.
Alright boys, we're here.
We're back.
You want to give it to me
That's gold bro, that is gold right now
All righty, I'm back eight hours in just slammed a monster. I'm locked in gentlemen
Are we spawned assembly to display some music by team here? Yep, there's a team
Oh my god, he's dead, he's in here man, he might just take me.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Brother, you said we're not real.
You're not real.
You are not real.
How many fucking Trigger Nades do you got?
No, you're not real.
You're not real.
How many?
You're not real.
What the fuck was that?
You're not real.
How many fucking Nades?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you do this.
That was like 10 Nades, literally.
That's not real.
That's not real, dude.
It's not real, Bobby.
I didn't even get shot.
I didn't either.
None of us got shot.
He killed all three of us with just Grenades.
I have three grenades.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
He won all three of them were throwing them over they all three. I thought it was just one guy
No, no, no, it was three years going them
I really made a tweet today and it was about trigger grenades and I said
How OP they are and people are defending them in the comment section. I just lost
I didn't even get to shoot the guy
Oh my god, that's infuriating.
That was that was actually insane.
That was tripping.
What do you do in the situation we were just in all that was just grenades, brother.
There was no shooting.
It's just a little C4 blown C4 blown.
Wait, people are actually defending it.
People yeah, and I tweeted about it people are no one defends it look at my fucking post
We did about them today. I said nerf them at our graders I
Mean bro, if you don't think that those are busted DA you you got a little network lag in the dome piece
That's all y'all
That is
I need to get mad at that. It's just such a joke. It's just like, yeah, the reason I'm
like that wasn't my free loadout one. That was the one we got out and I decided to bring
ship back in. No, I'm going back in free. Here we go again. Hello darkness, my old friend.
I mean, bro, yeah. I mean, if anyone's gonna even think about defending those, they're
absolutely delusional. I mean, brother, I genuinely want to know how many they just had.
I think they threw three each. It was like, yeah, it was like nine grenades.
I think it was nine, yeah.
All that for my channel one, though.
You got, well, you had to stop looking your pocket, right?
Yeah, I might have made more anyway, but...
Man, you give a fuck that I lost, dude.
I just, I'm just annoyed that...
I can't believe it's been this way this long.
It's, it's crazy to me.
Careful of me?
Yeah, yeah.
I need to learn this map. I need to learn where you're bringing me right now.
I'm loading Mary now. Medicals on the left. Medicals where people are coming from.
We're just trying to lose.
No, no.
Three get third party immediately is what happens.
Oh, medical is terrible.
right here and then just this out of some believe
all the way to me a fat ass
friendly fire
news for you you're obese what
watching for her play with the staff like it's it's mesmerizing it's
mesmerizing
fucking bot I am bro
It's unbelievable.
That's fucking Superman just flying through the sky.
It's like one thing to use it and then he hits a roll and then continues.
It doesn't make any sense.
Did all this shit all in here?
Yeah, it's going full rubber ducky.
There might be a team that comes from our west but...
Should give purple.
Did they nerf this one?
No, not that one.
No, it's still broken.
Please welcome the fire on my problem now, it's my problem
Oh man, what I do without you Tim what what I do without you
You got the purpose in the drawers
Yeah
You already get the circle
Yeah. Yeah, I live in the north of them.
Oh.
We're doing breaches in here at some time?
You breached your processors and sensors.
Processors is what you need to make trigger grenades and sensors is what you need to
make, uh...
That's where I should be leveling up right now is my explosive bench.
I have to look for it.
Yeah, that's like...
We want to go across and loot that other room or is it not even worth it?
We can go, yeah we can go this way, this other room.
Back to where we came.
I gotta be 10 dropping shit, right? It has to be.
I always drop the same shit.
one of them.
I want you to get in here close the door behind us.
Got it.
There was no bridge this door, not the other one because there's two doors in the cabin
pushing.
Where are these kids?
Right below us.
On the other side of loading man.
I see one.
They're pulling right at us.
Just drop down one dead.
They're gone. They're gone. They're gone.
Oh, this is the locker room.
How much is broke camera? Was that us? That wasn't us.
No, it wasn't us. We're good. We're good.
You're gonna find a lot of crew explosives in here.
It's not in processors, right?
No, it's just crew.
It's just shredder.
I'm just gonna close the door. Yeah, that's the only way in this room. Yeah
He's dead. He's dead. I'm going back in the room. Go back in the room. Get up. We're all
One pushing towards us.
Okay.
Top him.
He's straight in here.
Nice job, Tim.
Yeah, I'm gonna kill him.
Oh, this wasp.
I can help in one second.
One's up.
He's coming back.
Got a guy that's over there.
He's rolling back.
Another one behind us.
Yep, just keep on coming.
I'm smoking that wall.
Yeah, I'm holding it.
This room is our safe area.
Tim, hit me with the shield if you got an extra one.
I got your little one.
One wall. Close up, close up.
There's some A-games out there.
What was this?
I'm gonna take them up, I'll cover you.
They're fighting, they're good, this is good.
This guy
Across the way this kids
I'm gonna cross across look at you
knock the guy across knock the guy across
take a wall down you think?
no, no, no, I don't think so
guys, Trevor
I'm gonna be dead, I'm all
am I trying to loot this guy?
shield?
someone else to the right
oh, I can see I don't have any fucking shield
yeah, loot these two
You guys get over there five bodies on me. Yeah, I thought he's on me
Only nothing this is on the fucking on that
I'm gonna die. What are you sure? Someone's a zip line. Yeah, it's a line on the bottom
We just moved these bodies, that's what I'm trying to do, they even got a smoke, negative,
camera, not us, oh maybe it is us, did you loot all these guys, they were all free,
all of them are free, two more bodies on me over here, I killed all of these guys
over here it's a, we cleared this one, there's four bodies on me, let's, let's
Push up and close that door, then we can try to loot them.
These guys are freekits, they have a bunch of shit.
Okay.
Well this guy is a freekit, but he has a bunch of shit.
On the other body.
This guy might have a lot.
Don't need that, like that.
Music box, we'll leave it.
What a shit show, man.
Smoke, pick a smoke.
I got two shields already, I'm good.
We could leave you guys a lot.
I can get one of those shield chargers, can that be great.
Just drop it down, just drop it drop it drop it.
Let's get back to the early game.
Are you guys ready to dip?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, hungry?
Think about 40 months.
Get ready.
I was gooping.
You know, was I gooping a little?
Yes, I was chat.
Yes, I was.
You deserve it, dude.
It's a good you worked hard.
You worked hard.
All right 33 we're going up slowly
Sit down take your walk
Thank you so much Tim. You know I was waiting for it. I was waiting for that
affirmation. I appreciate that okay. Thank you so much. I need two seconds guys. I'm gonna grab my food. I'm gonna be like
two minutes really quick. Yeah yep. I'm gonna do my kit first. Hang on let me think. Let me put on my thinking cap. This is good. This means Tim's gonna get the food buff. We're locked. That food buff is actually gonna go crazy from here right now. I'm very
I'm going to bring a pharaoh and Stitcher to this.
I'm so used to selling ammo, I literally need to not do that right now.
Two shield 50?
I don't know if I can repair it.
I can't make a new one.
I think I can repair it and that's literally it.
God we're down horrendous we gotta get batteries we can just keep recycling them one as long
as we're living hold on a minute do I do this I think I do I need to upgrade this man I got
heavy gun part I can't craft it nor do I have anything to make it in a direction
I gotta keep these
so last I've already used up all my seeds chat it's been really bad
It's been very very bad
Actually we have some
Well, we'll buy them when we need them I want to hold that for whatever I actually need whatever's in the facility
Well, that's the problem we just haven't been
And uh, we just haven't been like farming at all.
We've just been kind of fighting for the majority of the day.
We need to keep these.
I'm just looking to see what they turn into.
Same thing with this.
OK, so I can just turn into that, which is good.
We have no heavy.
Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy.
This is medium.
That's light.
please don't turn into shit
yeah turner popped off that fight for sure
for sure
seventy years ago
all school
by the heavy with seeds who
that's what you guys are talking about
smart smart smart that's actually worth
it's calm chat
i need that uh...
Welp, we don't need two of them. Might as well rip apart one, or them sentinel cores at.
Where the sentinel cores at? Welp, I just ripped them apart of both of them.
Dang!
Fuck it!
Shit!
Is what it is, I ain't never met a sentinel core I like!
Fuck!
You asked me to take these guys these PVP themes to Galleria are you on crack cocaine?
How's wife going?
Man, we bullied.
Are we chilling?
It was going good.
Then it wasn't going good.
Then it was going good.
Then it wasn't going good.
Now it's going good again.
We just died in a RAID ZB, I'm not kidding you.
Not one bullet was fired, the opposing team threw nine trigger grenades, one after another
and killed our whole squad.
They threw so many trigger grenades, they killed T-Food, were downed T-Food and then
full killed him by the time that everyone else was down.
Nick Merck's waiting room, honestly, I'll take it, honestly, I'll take it.
MFAM is welcome here in the MF Empire, okay? MFAM is welcome.
No, I didn't transfer no blueprints. Hell no, what about you you dirty dog? I know you did
I know you I know you did a couple of them. I'm sorry boys
Yeah, next time
Sim ended so now I'm stuck here. Yeah, I bet he sold your fint too didn't he? Yes, sick bastard.
I mean ZB, I can't hate on you for it bro, I mean, I feel it.
Oh my gosh full metal, I'm gonna use that as my going live picture tomorrow, that's
It's electric.
All right, follow me.
You're here?
It could be because this fall behind doesn't be curvil.
I actually have shields and meds this game and stems for the first time since we've
been playing.
I am locked in, boys.
Three lock.
Straight locked in.
in. Half-addy down, monster getting chugged. Really gonna see if my heart's
about it today.
There he goes. There he goes.
I don't see anyone and make sure yeah people are gonna come up the ramp that
we just crossed where they're gonna be in assembly on the other side got it I
might hear somebody on the other side
all right
No, no, no, you're good to go.
I got one.
Yeah.
Get the other one.
Other one's down as well.
Be careful.
I don't know where the third is.
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Yeah, I'm finishing.
Nice guys.
Knock them.
Nice.
I'm getting tipped up.
I don't know what I thought when he meant other side turn.
I think I thought you meant like...
I'm here something to my left.
Northeast.
Careful.
Oh, just put out a volcano for with a catalytic converter on it and above that catalytic wine mix
Obviously did not see him in the window guys. I'm back boys. I'm back. I'm back
Backup has arrived. You ever seen that meme Turner of the fucking Avengers when they're making them portals
That's me right now back up is here. Let's put up this shit quick and then hit the hats because these things are good got it
They have any extra shit I can grab off them. I'll just go look it. I mean you need to look the third body
There's a whole body for you there. I didn't even loot it bro. I did nothing to be honest with you
I did loot it. It was a freak it. It was a freak it
Yeah, the other two were free that was the carry
The guy with that was the carries the guy that showed up late and didn't even shit
Haha the bad carry never said he was good never said he was good
We just get out you a lot
Yeah, but we might as well leave it up and greedy you guys
Hey, man, do you get the top already this time? You look the second floor on this side
I did second floor on the right
Yeah, this side's already good as well
Yeah, this is all done.
I think I just heard somebody, but we could do it.
Let's go.
Hello, game?
Game.
Please.
Jesus, man.
I'm in the fastest run ever.
That's how you make money in this game, bro.
You get it and get out.
What's in my butt?
Put down your questions.
You don't want another Aiden to do that.
You know?
Don't ask questions you don't want to know especially if that dude had as much stuff as you were said
They hit a volcano with a catalytic converter on it. Oh the affiliate you're talking about this alone
I don't know if you guys heard me. I know it was chaos. I got the affiliate blueprint as well that raid
That's good. Yeah. Did you really yes? I did yes I did
We get you on tim they're like fucking pretty common on this night
I didn't die and I didn't really use any healing so I'm ready to go again exactly
we're good I just need to craft this another raider has key and then
well it's not a week ago got two out of six on the expedition can I still wipe
or uh no it's it's too late you gotta wait sixty two days until you get another
opportunity to do it. How do you get the explosives, Edge?
I got to craft it. I need to upgrade mine. I need five pop triggers. I need to start
picking those up. I can bring something in my butt. I have like a hundred.
Let's go! I haven't had to get stuff like this in so long.
Bless you. Thank you arts, you know
Yeah, I don't need arcs like especially like the ones in this map like crazy teeth who come back again
He's already cracked. I mean dude some people just got it
Some people just got it
So what's your route in here
I'll show you
This is usually like when I spawn here. I just end up fucking dying because I go up above us since never get up there
Yeah, you don't go a lobby right now.
What about over here to the left, that juiced room?
Do you ever loot there? No.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Really? See, that's how much I don't know, Tim.
My juiced room is his bad room.
This guy, bro, this guy turned right now.
I was like, door of the Explorer on the stellar road.
He got all the rides, man.
I like this map a lot. There could be people here, so...
I don't hear anything, so I guess you'll be getting low on this side.
God, fuck.
You're up and over here, watch out, man.
I'm scared, man.
That's a pop.
I didn't know.
I just ran through a ball to go get loot.
Now that's dedication.
Stopping me, bro. Stop.
Get in this way.
Very good loot.
What about this?
There's drawers here that almost guarantee purple.
Nice guy to see purple.
If you haven't a good time,
Don't stop me now.
Just give me a call.
Don't stop me now.
Have another time.
on the balcony right here there's a chance for a backpack to spawn too
for a mat and it's got 4 crew explosives for a mat that's really good
would there be something like behind this or no
maybe not
or we could do it if you guys want
get all the breeches
No, I didn't I do I do I need sensors and these a lot of
I got one this time to want me to burn it
Yeah, get them over that's good
Nope need those
Are you coming?
This is how you make
Yeah, imagine doing it alone. Oh my gosh
No wonder you're rich. Yeah
I mean imagine all three of our inventories, but just in you know, isn't that the rarest BP in the game?
No, the affiliate no, yeah
Yeah, the way think of it
Like imagine you guys gave me all the loot you just found
Solar
I
Just
No abilities like the worst one, but
Well the first no mobility is really good at first and once you get to like
I don't know
Like I just go up there before you crawl before you walk and then I stop
I
You're not going you're getting broad shoulders. They're not broad shoulders. I'm sorry
Where your gun doesn't weigh down?
Yeah
So when people finish you man, you don't die as quick
Oh, I'm saying where is it like the middle of the mobility one that conditioning far left side second from the top
I see it. So you basically go up to their max out out and then go to the conditioning
Yeah, I got a survival.
So you don't call conditioning?
No.
Conditioning is probably the worst.
Well, actually that's a lie.
It's actually really good, but...
A turtle crawl is really good.
That's one of the strongest perks, I think.
Are you going for a heroic leap?
Fuck no, it's just us.
It is us, okay, cool.
Yeah, just go up the left side of mobility and get crawl before you walk and don't touch mobility it like
You go five and carry momentum or is that just one that's one right? That's one. Yes
And then you're gonna get probably for you walk and then if you want to put some effort in this role you can
but like
Everything else is kind of ass
The main things you want is you want turtle you want the crawl before you walk you want
looters luck and if you have all those you're pretty chillin but you gotta get those and
loaded arms is good too.
They call it 64 audio they're very very expensive but they're like performance headphones so
like musicians and stuff wear them.
Like I would say that I'm pretty sweet at this game you know and like I'll be the
first person to say that like those kids that like max out their mobility or brain dead
you see you see them roll in the dodge and everywhere I mean I did the same shit as they
do you just don't think it's worth it hey right boys no definitely not worth it
John, finally in front, we're both on both sides, maybe not, no, one side, one side, one side, just right, I think so at least.
I have to be looting right here, I feel the swing left and it's frying.
See him more.
Tagging, oh, wow.
Nice, I'm all in that.
There's a lot of bodies currently.
That was only two, yeah?
Only two, yeah, yeah.
We were fighting.
There's a lot of bodies here. We could probably just leave these guys and hit the hatch and leave.
Cool.
We're gonna save up that door above us.
These guys are leaving the assembly. He's got purple's on.
I keep looting the ass loo bro. I don't know what's wrong with me. My body picking skills
are failing me currently.
Oh
Freak it
Oh, Tim by the way, you can you can scrap green shields for our caliber
Yeah, search scrapping their fucking green shields
I'm gonna go look for
Liars and then we could do it
Cool. I'm gonna go double check their assembly grabs
Now people think that like I have fucking 30,000 years. He's like somebody comes in my chat 30,000 viewers is her body
400 to 30,000
Bro, he's back on Fortnite. Do you not see?
Come on dude. Tap in bro, tap in.
Damn it. Yeah, they got everything. They scrapped it now.
Oh, you scrapped the alloy now.
Yeah, scrapped the shield.
Man, let's try this shit for us boys. I'm gonna check up here.
It doesn't look loaded. Maybe. Hold on.
maybe hold on escalator escalator escalator yeah check the top room did you guys check that
no I need these power cells or something I feel like I may do for benches I think check
what check what I ain't I ain't never checked the thing in my life
um
Um, based on the floor, I never loot these cases.
I mean, maybe they can have, yeah, nothing.
Maybe they can have a war tank, so.
Okay.
Go mains.
I'll get my money back.
It's safe to say this has been a lot more productive than Bluegate.
Yeah, he ain't lying.
Yeah, he ain't told a lie yet.
Yeah.
Fuck that, Matt.
I'm bad. That's where you gotta lose all your loot.
But the thing is too like I'm so used to playing with vent 4 or you know anvil 4 the blue shield
and being able to loot that much I forget what it's like to have greens you know.
Bro it's hell.
Not great.
It's not great. No it's not. It is not great.
Some would say it's bad. Some would say it.
I'm wood some wood. All right. I got some sensors
and I can get
Explosive station
That's yeah power cells. That's your main fucking priority
Have the trigger a blueprint. Yeah, you should be doing nothing else, but uh, yeah
Like you unlock that you start yelling like you have a Reagan blueprint literally
That's just straight Wonder Weapon of this game.
I mean, I wish I was wrong, but I'm not.
Bro, the clip I tweaked is so broken.
Dude, it's so crazy.
I think it would kill a Wonder Weapon, dude.
In a 1v1.
Yo, geek, thank you for the prime.
Yeah, you have to at least point and shoot with a raygun.
Yeah, one two, let's push this guys, let me put my ball on you.
Oh, shit.
I'm fucking hungry now dude, he's got me all horned up, got him all riled up over there.
Oh man, let's do this.
I hear him just knuckling some Chipotle in the mic and just slamming it, just slamming
it like he's slapped him in the ass or something.
Oh we got a goaded phone.
Are we right there?
Beautiful.
brother what am I what am I stuck on what am I what am I stuck on what am I
stuck on what am I stuck on why can't fucking move my legs man so annoying
there could be kids that spawn assembly by the way
I'm not that it's not because I'm on me oh no I'm on shots coming bro I'm coming below below
what yeah he's on my stairs yeah coming coming coming coming in two seconds come
Nice job.
Good luck.
You're probably a third of here.
They're freeloadies.
Hey, I'm not the freeloadie!
I thought that bitch was firing at Tempest.
Heh.
I must not know the audio of that Tempest, man.
I call that thing out every other right, and I'm never right.
Never right.
I have a rubber duck we're good. Good shit boys. Now we got all assembly to loot
Ouch my legs
My legs
My legs my legs
I don't think we're looting upstairs. I need to
My back
Stop the process
I know I'm elite I know I'm a need life bulbs, but I need money right now
33k viewers
Ahhhhh!
What do you guys say?
You're fucking back, bro.
I'm back, man.
I'm back, I'm ready to attack.
Two years later, I can stream it again?
I know.
It's been two years, total. How long was that break?
I mean, it's been gamey. I was like, two and a half years.
What did your days consist of, usually?
Being outside.
I was like, get on you, get on you're ear.
looking at you guys like in the like
he was admiring Tim's ass
I was just asking what you guys think
Hell yeah
Shit! It's gone!
Fuck
Oh?
Yo there's just two
There's a man there
Here we get that
Fire's there
Yeah, players
We could just leave you guys alone.
Bro, I only-
Yeah, across, just across, we can leave.
They look like freakheads.
Can you turn the gamma back up, by the way?
That's where the number it was.
I forgot to do that.
I'm gonna turn the gamma back up.
The timpest sounds like it has a ring and it got it.
Nice, I got three sensors for us so we can grab more keys.
Beautiful, that's good.
Recycled that, nice.
And cool.
Alright, log in.
Very good, very good.
I got a good, very good worth wiping. Yeah, it was it said you you don't have the option
anymore. I need to do like an arc alloy run. I can do my explosive match. Hold up. Let
me check. Is there a probe thing right now? Let me check. I need my thing to be all use
that I gotta be level two bro I can literally already make them no I have
crude explosives a process only thing sorry Tim sir I need how do I see the
upgrade level up alright synthesize fuel I just realized some triggers next time
we do the war we're gonna use this map fucking had those two how much that's
building mean I need three of them. I can just buy from Celeste. Oh yeah. Can you? Yeah,
for seeds. I got him. You're right, I can. Now I need two pop triggers and two crew
explosives and I got it. Oh yeah, we can do that. I need pop triggers too. I'm trying
level up the same shit then we should probably go damn yeah damn past those what
the pop triggers pop yeah we can get him on this mat all right you yeah give me
two seconds I think sandboxes and some or you know there's medical there's a
a lot too.
Can you change my gamma?
That's what I asked.
Sorry.
Skill points?
Give me the gamma right.
So what are you throwing your skill points in right now?
First, I wanted to get Marathon Runner in Useful Lungs.
And now, and then I try to get Luthor's Instinct next.
Marathon Runner.
So is that just overall movement, cost less?
Yeah.
All right, I'll throw some to Mada.
Danger along is a maritime runner,
or like the two most important mobility perks,
and then losing things is really important.
I threw five in a youthful right off the rib.
Those were all mine, actually.
Yeah, that's good.
I know the other one was good.
My dumb ass last time hit level 75,
and on my 75th level, I unlocked security breach.
but I didn't have a point to put it in Security Breach.
I was so pissed, bro.
So fucking mad.
Oh my god.
And that was when were you playing
when they were like, disgusting?
Oh yeah, I think I got it right when it was good.
Yeah, I was like, whoa.
Bro, so everyone around me is just getting rich.
I'm over there counting my Schmeckles.
Just fucking broke.
It was terrible.
Yeah, Security Breach is really bad now.
It's not worth it.
You have to get so many useless other things to like, get it a lot.
Yeah.
Pertle's like my favorite perk right now.
Bro, I was playing with Sim and I think Ninja and they had that and they were scooting on the ground.
They were riding on a segway.
No, no, that's a problem for you, Wok.
The turtle crawls like dude like some people would dump like a full clip of a stitcher into your fucking ass and they can't kill you
So like if you're playing a lot of duos and tree, I don't have straight it saved me so many times. I can't even count
Really strong. Okay. Well, I'll hit that as well. Do you think I hit? Yeah. So, okay
This is good for chat as well. So you would say first go into youthful marathon and then go to turtle
No, no, I want to shake the looters instincts.
Where is the stuff?
What the fuck is that?
Oh, right here.
Well, searching a container loot is revealed faster.
Got it.
Yeah, that's gonna kill us and save you a lot of time.
And then turtle.
You're just saying screw security breach.
Yeah, security breach is pretty bad.
That's a gun nerf especially and maybe I just got Thomo man, you know, I was almost there never got to try it out
I've never been in one of them security breaches. I heard it's nice
Yeah
Hey
My buddy taxi to gee he's got like a good like kind of break down on like you let taxi
No, I said he's a whole bitch. All right next time you talk to him that motherfucker has taken my life
more times than I, you know half his stash is my shit.
He's a good guy, he's a good guy.
But he's really knowledgeable in skill trees, his shit's like pretty much the same as mine.
Got it.
Or my shit's pretty much the same as those I guess.
But me and him are on the same page, there's a lot of bad trees if people are...
people are pushing down their viewers throats yeah it's like
because there's a lot of perks that say they do one thing and it sounds good but
like if you watch videos and tests on on certain perks like they'll just be
terrible like there's so many perks that are just like you're reading like
well this sounds awesome and they're like it doesn't do anything
ooh bye brother you know like the one where it's like you gain stamina when
you walk it's like it's like I got I got by that shit folds of a perk like it
doesn't do it's useless
I'll get some poppers here bro, three of them.
Damn.
My bucket is always flying, thank you.
Another one right here, you said you need two more at them?
I think I just need one, yeah.
Okay, I'll...
I need one more, I have one in my pocket, I got it.
I need one more crew that's supposed to, and I got him.
I'll take you to the crew to close this spot.
Hi, Almyn.
Oh, shit.
Okay, they're in half a second.
Did y'all go downstairs? Where the hell did y'all go?
Right here. They're all dead.
Come on, there, fucker.
I'm checked for the record. I had some shots in there. I helped a little.
And I took shots from Turner. I was like a tank.
Yeah, no, you're good. Those kids are terrible. You would have killed them by yourself.
Well, while they were shooting you, I was headshotting them, so it worked out perfectly.
This kid's got have a Tina on him.
Yeah, I mean, I was just checking.
Well, I didn't do nothing. I'll let you know what's on this body, gentlemen.
I have enough food as well as some stuff now, too.
Okay, we might as well get more. Okay, you're gonna need him to craft uh...
I can't process this, right?
Yeah.
Close that door behind us, we need a chance. There's a team in that room here just in, I think.
Yeah, like you need crews like the black, like this is guaranteed, like I need those black explosive boxes.
Yeah, they got a ton of them.
Yeah.
I got the other thing that you can salvage for a scub.
Okay, that's good.
Well, RIP man, that's rough, dude.
Damn.
Alright, we can balance.
Laugh is a precious thing, gentlemen.
I'm sorry if anybody watched him, man.
That's a riddle, dude.
I guess it was a car accident, really.
Damn.
I'm here.
Are they inside here?
There's another one on the second floor.
Guys.
The other one underneath me are inside the other building.
Yeah, I think he's inside the other building.
Like a floor.
Do you see a fence?
I don't.
Just a rest, I think.
Eventually.
I
Pushing up on last
Should be three for sure. Yeah, I just heard his boy bleed out eye containers. I think I'll do this guy
Right.
Other one that you could see was behind the containers, tucked away.
Where?
Behind me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right behind me.
Um.
I cannot believe we're here in a moment.
I heard him bleed out right over here.
There's like a little tuck away.
Yeah, he popped right there as well.
I'm not seeing him.
Find him
The other guys have some good leader guy on top had a pink augment
No, no you take us the best on when the game
Bro give me him cuz I can start pumping dates wait. No, you don't have it unlocked double two
No, you get the bastions and shit bro
You're just building it you're not upgrading it
Yeah, where's the first guy that I killed?
Yeah, am I wrong
Hope you're right
That's insane bro think about that I have a level 2 bench, and I'm gonna be able to just pump these things out now
Yeah reset. Yeah, I'm saying you're right. Oh my god
The fact that I got that out of the first one and now I'm just gonna bro. I'm not to just pump us you have to yeah
Yeah, no doubt. I can't believe he's sick. I'm just gonna pump you and me
I'll literally spawn in with 14 trigger grenades. Oh, you don't have to tell me before you pump me
Just pump the shit out of him.
We should leave.
I just pump you.
This guy's got loot on him too, still.
He's got some decent shit.
Nothing, no purples.
There's a bunch of blues.
Armored it, dude, about 150k.
Damn!
I'm just trying to get.
How the fuck?
I'll kill you.
I'm just trying to get past the processors, bro.
Yeah, no, do it.
I can give you some of mine, too.
Oh, this was the guy.
Take mine.
wait did you look at this guy up here yeah I did
I looted up top
alright well
I left a couple dollars on this guy give me a T-minus a couple
yeah that's too good for sure
I'll just do the hop up one right here
need batteries, good big batteries
holy shit
I mean boys I don't know what to do
you already got them right? I don't know what to do
I mean, I don't want this as well.
I do have them, bro.
I'm hammered, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh, chat.
You talk safe, bro.
They're about to be down 21-0.
We will have time because Washington's there.
I'm so glad I didn't listen.
I thought you said you were backing out of that because the guy who said it was a lot.
I was, but then he said that he trusted you.
I don't have a radar ass, Keith.
Oh, did you guys bring one?
Negative.
Oh, god.
All right.
I am cucumber as well.
It's uh...
I grade it and dropped my ammo.
Oh no.
That's a good voice.
Alright, I got 12 shots in the shotgun.
I got 6 in the revolver. Let's rock.
That's it.
Handle on.
I need to look at the popper, another one.
Huge.
I'm just gonna see if it's safe to extract.
I've seen some devious things done in the seed vault.
I can't lie to you.
Another popper on me.
Alright.
I'll take them.
I have an inner shopper's job to do explosives, that's pretty nice.
I'm getting a fight, I'm instantly dropping all my fucking guns.
Hopefully there's a strutter in here.
All right, the tops look clear.
You've seen them when they go up here?
Yeah, I'm going to put a door blocker on this door behind this.
Oh, it's amazing how much they can't even make a difference.
See?
Just do your tech and get up there, man.
Guaranteed extract.
You can go up here, actually.
less obvious oh shit
providers think of the three I can only come from this way we're gonna hear
breaching other side cool no I'm not healing boys is a great raid beautiful
I'm about to literally just make us all the nades we need.
Yes, dude, you'll never die.
Dude, I literally, this is like the best side of you can get off reset.
Yeah!
To the main blueprint.
Yeah, notice the two best, the two best blueprints I figure are the trigger
nade and the survivor 3 of them.
Those are the only two I really use.
Everything else is really proud.
But Schmidt to say he's done some devious things, yeah?
We're farming today, boys.
about the really fun. Yeah, I'm gonna need you to craft at least
four. It's just going fantastic. I'm literally a lot of them.
Sorry, go ahead. I'll just say a lot of the blues that we find
that you could recycle them into processors and you could
express modularity. You can recycle those into more
processors, Tim. Tim, I can bring you 17 processors this
next run. You know, I'm like your guys dealer, bro.
And how much are we talking about processor to come back ratio here? What are we looking at? Let me get the math
Let me let me get the math here before you guys bro. There's got to be some sort of
It's got to be some kind of finders fee here, right? Damn it. I knew it's
How about for every three?
processors you keep what is it? There's one processor per right?
Hang on let me do let me do some quick let me crunch some numbers here. Crunch the numbers
crunch the numbers. I'm just moving stuff really quick here. Now be ready. Okay so I'm
officially their dealer I think. Chad look at this bro. Explosive Station. Get it to
level two level up well how did you find that array brother that's fucking not
a brother it was now make trigger the second thing he searched all right
me and Dennis got farmed found a key we go right there and Tim takes the BP and
finds that shit oh it takes the BP I didn't mean to take that lockers no one
That was a bad choice of words. Bad choice of words. I meant steel. I meant steel. No. All right. How about every five processors three trigger grenades? What we think of them there? You have to keep two?
If I get more, I have six processors right now. Can I buy crude explosives from?
No. You can refine them. Do you have your refiner level up?
I don't have that yet.
That's how early I am.
Wait, you can refine in my level one.
I can make like a shit ton right now.
I can bring in 10 crude myself.
I can make like 100 crude explosives right now, almost.
I mean, if you bring in crude explosives,
hold on here.
I have six processors.
I'm literally cutting them right now, Chad.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
I mean, look, I got three right here.
All right, I am bringing in 20 crude and 10 processors.
I like 29 crude and 17
3 augmented you can put you okay yes you can put three items in here but you
nice at least make some trigger is to just drop like big bring it like three
and these drop us one I have free right now and I'll drop you guys bro I got you
yeah hell yeah I mean they're so broken like chat I don't have my refiner
Yeah, I need more arc power cells.
I need three of those in the metal parts.
Wait, what?
See the metal parts?
I don't know.
I need six.
How many arc power cells do you need?
I have some.
For the refiner, I need 14.
I got 17 metal parts and three power cells.
Bro, we can get that in this raid.
Bro, you have one.
Foynhoop, what are you talking about?
I'm going to have the refiner!
It is locked!
I have two of five.
I have 43 of 60.
What are you talking about?
It's gracious.
Bro, try to tell me I have a refiner, and I don't, man.
Sorry, bro.
Unlocked there.
Yo, Turner, since I'm pulling it into this with you,
bro, so right now I'm 5 to 5.
Marathon runner five of five youthful lugs. Do I go five of five nimble climber on mobility to get up to carry momentum?
What if I go slip and slide?
With your with your current build I'd go slip and slide myself, but I
Could be wrong climber right climb and talk quickly that feels big
It turns fucking leaf the door these four leaf. I hello. He's AFK. I'm fucked
hey chief was chapped let's grab some heavy now since we're rich we just buy
shit act like we don't know nobody act like we don't know nobody oh my gosh I
shocked I'm a son of a bitch alright Tim again 29 fruit I'm bringing you and 15
processors okay
We're about to just have the massive come-up because this is electric. I can't wait you're gonna be over in comfort
I'm gonna drop in over in comfort, bro. It's gonna be like IRL
No, Chad I want no BP top state sucks. Please refund guys for what it is worth
I am also gonna lose this bad with you
I don't know why but I had Tim I had you on discord at 180 percent
I'm pretty loud as it is, bro.
I know.
I like to take the piss and can't go, damn, Tim is really loud, and I look at my Discord
and it said 180%.
Sorry, sorry.
No, it's my fault.
I thought people dropped 80 piece.
I was trying to ask you, where should I go mobility here?
I'm five to five marathon, five to five youthful lungs on the left, but I can't
go to carry momentum yet.
So do I go nimble climber or like slip and slide?
Slip and slide, um, I think is asked pretty sure.
Not nimble climber.
Yeah.
See, see nimble climber is good.
Yeah.
Nimble climber is fine.
What?
Yeah.
I, I don't even, I don't even get slip and slide.
I think it's a scam.
I'm pretty sure like it sounds good.
It sounds like it should be good, but it's not.
So it's one of those perks that you read it and you're like, this is awesome.
And then you get it and you're like, this is useless.
So much, Tim, I was talking about IRL, man, with your physical build,
you would not lose a slip and slide contest, brother.
You'd be like a torpedo, like an orca through the water.
So water like that.
Yo Jack, I'm banned, banned, whoever told me, yo, banned him.
Alright guys, give me your goods, give me your goods, come on.
I don't have anything for you, dude, I was just gonna let you loot all this stuff.
Yeah, there you go.
Just give me your ship.
Here, come here, tea, tea, come here.
Oh, guys, give me a minute.
He's gonna run away.
Here, college, take one, sugarman.
Thank you, good sir, thank you.
Oh, we had God's ball, I see why I went up.
Yeah, we got God's ball, yeah.
Pleasure doing business. Pleasure doing business. Let's loot it and then ride out.
Let's loot it and then ride each other.
Oh, that's a good idea. Whoa!
Mind if I do?
Leave with a limb.
Ha ha ha ha!
Tim, what are you doing? You should be getting processors in a time like now.
can also loot my tanks.
No, you know your job.
You know your job.
You're gonna be my son if this is all I'm good for now?
But you're gonna have to work with a trigger maybe.
I mean, our survivability just went up 100% from you.
Yeah, he's really not around.
Like, if we have trigger grenades every fight,
I could do a decent amount of them.
Processors and chemicals.
Chemicals are gonna refine and occur.
That's what you need to pick up every fucking chemical
you see.
I don't know how you get to that for each spot I can never do it
it's done
how did you already get up here on a spider man
dude I just freaking we spawned literally right below it
just go I'm ready to I'm ready to leave
I'll leave I know my duty here this is just out for the
you want to drop me one
I didn't make shit this right but that's okay.
Wait I do have, I did find a Montess assembly admin key.
Isn't that right next to us for the next one?
Oh yeah, yeah we can get that.
I'll bring the next one.
I haven't looted that since like that day so I don't know if it's better or not.
Maybe it's better.
No.
I know chat like doing blue games
Like I'm gonna take the W loot up and leave because I always want to like fight
But I'm like dude just hit the goop and ride out, you know hundred percent
I mean bro, it's like it's just so much money every time
and chemicals right damn I got 15 chemicals were you at
I still need the arc power cells for the refiner and the metal parts
I'm just going to bring you some more time, so how many do you need, 3?
Yes, 3.
I can make 15 Trigger Nades.
Perfect.
Alright guys, better start crafting, son.
Better start crafting.
I'm tired of digging holes.
Dude, I'm mad!
I have 17 Trigger Nades on me.
Well, don't you guys want some?
Just bring stacks, and just bring the three.
Just every game, just bring us like one end.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bring two end.
Two end, two end.
So six.
Every game brings six.
Six.
Look at that.
I have six.
Two.
That's fucking plenty.
I mean, we don't need 14 each, like there's one Psycho team does.
Well, I'm trying to do back to them, bro.
I have second processor so I don't have any crew exposters though and I still don't have my refiner so I can't make any.
That's where I'm at. Going back in?
We're gonna get in a fight and the team's not gonna believe it.
Alright, so how's the stash looking? Are we chilling?
You know, oh, yeah fucking angel about for a sec. I'm way better now. I
Can at least buy that stuff, you know, I
Mean bro, I was selling half my inventory for that last blue game and we died on I'm not gonna lie
You guys were so down bad you're playing with fucking subs just to get fucking good
Here you go, boys
three here I'll just give three here job one good I want you to know anytime I
play this turner I don't get these spots if this is really lucky I don't know
what the fuck is going on I try to this I don't spawn here does not happen
normally now we're getting really lucky with spawn the fact that it's
late in the raid and it's not looted is even luckier
it's just not happening
thank you for shooting me closer
get here
nice
oh my gosh deadline blueprint
that's really good
oh you motherfucker
hahahaha
watch your legs, watch your legs, watch your feet
I need more explosives
you want more courage explosives you said?
that's what I need, I have like processors
you can go look that room
yeah definitely
I'm gonna try and get all the processors under
trailblazer bro
you do
good to
I got another deadline blueprint up here if you want to
Oh, I'm gonna give it to him. I got him. Come on up son. What am I getting a deadline blueprint?
this one right here I still for this I mean two of those in one way this
gave us a shift on there yeah you're gonna go up and it's gonna be it's gonna
be in the drawers the bottom right one like on you by the way that's yeah I
I brought the key coming.
Yes.
I shouldn't have been handling that much.
All right, bro.
I have too much shit, man.
Not all of us have that purple augment, man.
Over here, looting with chopsticks.
Oh, my god.
What am I talking about?
Hmm.
Look at the batteries in here, too.
Yeah, there's a drawer.
Two drawers underneath you.
I'm going to look up.
So far, so shit.
Power cable, I do need that.
Yeah.
This here's to be passed.
It's so bad.
I got batteries though, so whatever.
Look, a Herbal Bandit!
Nice!
Oh, look, a Pride Mothermore.
You lived upstairs now right? Yes, sir. I did and it was dog-ass
Rusty
Oh my gosh, I got it!
I got the tree grenade blueprint!
No, you did not!
Yes!
Oh my god, I got a secret grenade blueprint!
What is going on?
Oh my god, I'll come back to this room for the next week before I get it.
We gotta leave, we gotta leave.
I got five blueprints on me, we gotta get the-
Shuff this in your ass right now.
It's in my ass, it is in there, it is down here.
Oh my god.
And I just came away.
I need those processors back, damn you son of a bitch.
What?
Oh my god.
No refunds.
I'll sell you a phone.
Pickle.
Fucking pickle.
Deepfoo, we have a word.
Pickle means get out of the raid right now.
No fucking way.
No fucking way!
We're not gonna make this fucking run!
We'll get another one.
Yes!
Oh, good, well, you guys, that's awesome.
I got a team that, not only you, but also Hux has to drop your Juggers himself.
Dude, I got a Trailblazer BP, a Deadline BP, the other Deadline, a Seeker Grenade BP,
and a trigger grenade B.P. in that one run.
Holy shit.
Woo, beautiful.
I can't believe it.
Learn and consume.
Yeah, refining hurt is like a cheat code.
Fuck it.
I got seven now.
That's all mine.
Bro, we are on top of the world.
Is this what being skinny is like?
Is this what being skinny is like chat. Oh my gosh. I'm I'm in heaven. I
Am in heaven. Holy Shiza
Can you bring a new sack of six trigger grenades
Let me crush it up for sure quick. Yeah, it'll fall. Let's see what I got here
this is going to be pissed and i don't care i can make six hey that's perfect amount how
How many do I have right now?
I have, I think the question number's here.
19 trigger grenades.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
If they're not gonna nerf them, I'm gonna use them.
Turner, I'll bring you a stack of three for this one.
Hush, how many do you have?
Yeah, bring me a stack of three.
Well, I have two, but I'd love a stack of three, Tim.
I'd love a stack of three.
I'll bring you a stack of three.
My man.
Come on, pleasure to make another.
for us. Pleasure doing business. I know. Tifu's getting the keys. Tim got the trigger grenades.
Yeah. I've been blowing through keys, dude. You guys, man, how about I have to start fucking
charging you guys sensors here soon? Shit, we gotta open up a business. One pound fish,
one pound fish. Something I don't know. I didn't grab a snack. I'm fucking malnourished.
I can't believe we just double pulled two great things.
I've already seen and watched the clip on streams.
Was that free?
Was that free wipe or post wipe?
Oh my gosh, that was after.
Oh my see I thought it was free turner
much thank you got some pleasure doing the business
over here I love hearing that noise I'd love hearing them say it trigger Nate
oh shit I've heard that sounds like that was a kid
alright trigger Nate sorry I'm being fat
It's not a good problem.
Oh, we spawned him stupid late.
We cursed ourselves.
Maybe it won't be looted.
Oh, there's a room buff. There's a really mad room buff.
Let's go.
Get the fuck out of my way, Tim.
Get out of my way.
I
Got a remember so is it like this?
She looks like it was looted twice
These guys are not looting
Oh my gosh, pull fine blueprint.
Brookies, huh? Like, they don't know how valuable this shit is.
What's going on?
Do you need sensors, Turner?
I have one.
Oh, I got something there.
I'll drop you sensors at the idea.
I already got three.
As long as I get three for a run, I can make infinite keys.
That's just also really broken about this, Bob.
Because I can craft basically infinite crater hatches.
Oh one of them had security breach he didn't do the expedition
We're going we're going to the other spot
Yeah, because I'm gonna we're going there fucking every time every time
get one
We might be here for a while
Love the body of me
There's two bodies on me
Rockville is not chemicals on them. Hey, that's a little chemical. That's cold. What a rookie
This guy's got chemicals too
Another body right here no chemicals rusted toes
In close
ish. Medical maybe. Yeah. Yeah, you guys want to see an ultimate link go in the discord.
Go into the disc one watch that watch that clip
I'm going to go fight because we don't have like crazy loot let's do it we have sugar
needs we do have those so can't fight here we have to leave what's that cartoon character
Like the mummies, cheaters in that room.
The fat one that like, grows grenades and stuff.
What's his name?
Oh.
Chad, does anyone know who I'm talking about?
Wait, yo, this thing just shot us somewhere across the way.
Yeah, we can go left and hit the zipline.
Right here.
Drop shot. Just drop down.
Drop him down, get in shot.
Right here.
Right up a bit.
Where's his teammates?
I don't know why I need them, but I just don't want to let them be in front of that
van.
I see his teammates are on the other side.
You guys want to hit the zip line and come over to me?
I don't want to hide them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me one second.
I got to reshield them one more time.
I got to get out of here.
I got a reshield one more time.
Knocked one.
Coming.
Yeah, I'm not just gonna kill this one wherever.
Yup, I knew it.
I knew it.
Dead, Gawner.
I knew it was a bad idea.
I knew I was cooked.
I didn't get much.
Yeah, I knew I was dead.
I
Mean I don't know what you want from me
This is can you go away? Yeah? Oh my god cover now. I'm buying cover now
You gotta kill this Tim
Thank you
of ammo you had me shoot the thing off the wall
we're gonna get this other guy that fell down
I'm getting a snack. I'm getting a snack.
I'm getting a snack.
That's good. Keep taking the aggro.
I got everything we should leave yeah, but this guy's rich though. He actually I think so
I don't know
Do we kill this bastard? How many trigger you will just trigger need this thing like fucking six times
I think we should leave I agree
But that guy does have a little bit of loot on him though.
Do we just blow this thing up?
Fuck it.
Alright, fuck it.
I can make it.
Ready?
Fire, player.
Fuck that.
Just someone for life.
Hey, man, we're trying to do the skill the bastard is.
Can you guys help us out?
Yeah.
kill the bastard dude can you guys help us out friendly
Yeah, we're friendly dude. What are you guys doing? We're trying to do a class man
We're good dude
He's right here 70. He didn't even see you didn't see you. He's getting shot by the bastard
Are you coming coming
But fuck it.
You ride.
Yeah.
I just got knocked off the zipline and uh...
It just spiraled from there.
It really did.
So...
Yeah, where's the fucking hats? Yeah, where's the fucking hats?
I've ported him he's probably get roasted right now. Let's take a look at Tim's chat
Tim sold all you
Playing among us with a fucking laser made for a thrill for us to come to my water.
Yeah, you're good.
How far we've come?
Fuck dude, this is where you have to go man.
Wait.
How far we've traveled?
This is so ass, bro.
I mean that's what was right here.
Yeah, that one's on the other side. There's not showing up for me on the compass.
That was brutal. It's all good though. Oh my god they're at the train.
Your fault for being aggressive are you fucking slow honestly I mean I know you're watching
me but are you slow my teammates said come across the zip I need help okay and the bastion
Shot the nuts from the bottom of my cock off as I'm going across the zipline. What do you want from me?
What the hell do you want from me?
Then that guy fuck it one of them wait this is
Okay, bye guys. I'm just kidding. You can stay.
But because of your actions, there must be retribution. Everyone in chat, pay your taxes.
Fuck! Pay your taxes right now.
Burn band someone random just so they know we're serious
God fucking damn it dude
Are you stuck down there bro?
Yep pay your taxes hurry up
No I'm trying to crawl to the extract
Hurry up pay your fucking taxes
I might just
I just
It's not my fault
Is it all over for you?
You know what, if you don't Kim Jong-Hunch
You got Kim Jong-Hunch
I don't care I'll turn this bitch into North Korea
Fuck it
I'm not working either
Fuck!
Moose, tap into everyone's phones.
Yo, bro.
Listen, yo, you got a mic, dude?
What up?
Yo, do you have a D-Fib, brother?
I just...
I just got blown up. Can you sterilize me?
Bro, I'm just trying to do a quest.
And I got killed by a fucking ARC dude.
Thank you man.
Is that guy fucking helping Turner?
Turner, is that guy helping you?
Dude, yeah, but I can't get up this fucking ramp.
Ha ha ha ha!
I think you're stuck forever bro.
Bro, I'm over it.
I can't, I can't fucking climb up this ramp.
That's over.
Yo bro, do you got a D-Fib, my man?
I just guys have deep and I'm just gonna bleed out
Hey my teeth you got a deep in brother
I'm alone man. My teammates are dead. You got a deep in I just came here to do a quest
Is that your go-to line yeah
Alright, I'm fucking dead. He's got her. He's got her.
I'm just bleeding out.
God!
Alright, let's get out of the box now.
That was... that one was unfortunate, but okay. We persevere.
Wheeep!
Good news though guys, I can still make trigger grenades.
We're up!
We're okay.
I did lose my looting survivor MK.
I have one more in mind.
Here we go.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
I can buy three blue shields from the store.
I can craft one more blue shield.
I'm gonna roll more of these, one more deus, one more deus.
I'm not using an Anvil 3, I'd rather die IRL.
Do I need a chemical to upgrade these chat or no?
Not using it, I would use more deus.
More deus then or what?
Do you want a bro?
Shit, I'm not gonna say oh.
No, much love bro.
My last one much love much love the dealer got you bro
Do you need some
Negatory
He's fucking got 40 probably no I gave him all up to fucking Tim and then I
Gave him up out of the kindness of my
I
Dude I did not listen I
Shot the thing you told me to shoot that that thing was on me and I couldn't shoot I didn't reload
I can't get fabric from Celeste yo chat. I just don't understand why you're screaming. Why do you need fabric?
know bro. I got to make my thing. My bench. My medical lab. I need 25 fabric. Are you
really large? Are you sure pulse units are needed? Yeah, you're a pornist driver. Really
large. Boss driver. You ain't even going to hear this song because you're on YouTube.
I need a bunch of shit, dude
I can't upgrade my rooster, bro
I need lemons and fucking pears
Oh, god, my shit's
I gotta level up my cock, dude
So bad
I don't even know the words
I definitely just mouth the random word
as he said the word
Dude, right there, bro, if I have a gun
I'm gonna shoot him
the word there though if I had the fuck what it is shit like what is in now
probably I know right there's no audio we ball let's go yo master thing of the
five get that
No proof.
Let's go.
I got a barrel with a shotgun now.
You got me some boom booms, Timmy?
Yeah, bro, here we go.
You got me any boom booms?
Got two, you go.
I can get you one.
I'm actually glad I have you here.
I can just get handed a gift to them.
You got it, you got it.
You can remember, you're breaching the scary one, dude.
I would be honest, he said that as I was opening, I just kind of committed.
I'm open in this side.
Say I'm the biggest, the largest.
I love that song.
Big extra plug.
It's the unwritten book of Stella.
What, not over of the side?
Yeah.
The wise man once said you're always safer behind the door, you know?
Is there any fabric in that turn?
In that back.
Uh, yeah, durable cloth, there you are.
That's how they ride, right?
There we go.
I need a lot of fabric.
Oh yeah, we need Hornet drivers later too, right?
later too right hold on to this
all this shit that i have
the explorer
hold on hold on hold on hold on
the red one
nice you're dealing with it
i'm trying to trigger an anti-tank
that's pretty nice
HAHAHAHA!
One more.
Sorry buddy, we got the blueprint right here.
Look at the wrong weapon.
There we go, that was all you boys.
Nice gap, nice gap.
Wait, these goods might be good.
I mean, this guy was staring into a wall when I rounded the corner, so I'm going to...
I have pretty low expectations.
Aim small, me a small. Right there, there.
free loading on me. Alright we can go loot.
Little stairs. Un-gooved.
Beautiful, love the air. Oh I need those maps.
Get off my path!
You are weighing down my bath. Get off my bath.
Come on, have an epic. So much to do.
Yeah, bitch.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
So I got two out of the other deck.
Yoink, yoink, yoink, yoink, yoink.
So wait, is Turner already in the upstairs room over here?
Oh, no, no.
Are there two upstairs?
Yeah.
You shouldn't have told him that he hasn't been living the upstairs for so long
I've been getting deep so much stuff. I know it's up here
Damn it. Well, you know
I don't want to play with you.
This is riveting gameplay.
Yep.
Don't hate it.
Goofy for Cooping.
Don't hate him.
You hate us because you ain't us.
I'm going to lose this process in a minute.
I'm already grabbing some on my side.
I got a sensor over here for you.
for you I can't grab it I'm so alone
processes
that's a go you need sensors I'm good I just got three as long as I get three per
I can just craft infinite
Peace for us
I'm better at it. I have a lot of these are nice
Not really greedy. I'll bet and I should bet and bet and bet and I'll make what we can get in balance
I mean
We're in you guys are assembly gamers now
We don't come here for the game for the game, what the hell you guys don't think I'm good
are we that lucky?
What?
Yeah
You see those shots I just hit?
You see those shots?
And your parley is gonna hit
Ha ha ha ha, this dreams.
That shit is fried.
I almost followed it.
Yeah, this Utah bet, bro.
I, this might have been the worst bet of my life, bro, generally.
Oh, I need a fucking dog collar.
Fuck. I just like how you talked me
out of betting it and you still bet it.
Well, he, the guy said he was gonna stay on it.
so I trusted him with my life, man.
That's after you told me the guy was unreliable
and a piece of shit!
No, no, there's two different guys here.
There's the guy in my chat,
and there's the guy that ended up tweeting
that he was on it.
That guy, we usually fave.
God, it just made four trigger grenades,
and I'm not happier than this moment right now.
It doesn't get better than that right there.
You just made four.
Just made four, and it felt like
I just turned water into wine.
Oh, literally
Anymore there's I mean 12 fabric
Me needs can I make I can make five I just texted my wife. Can I get some drinks?
It's changing your drinks. Do you think we might get some hot dogs? Oh shit. Do you really want it?
I hope so. Yeah, I mean do not have
I have like nine in my inventory.
I hope so.
What was I about to do, bro?
Oh yeah.
I think the biggest problem with them is they're so cheap, you know?
Yeah.
nothing to make them. You can throw them too far, you can detonate them too early, they're
too few.
Dude, I love it when you're glistening.
They're gonna relish.
Except for my Twitter reply.
You should've laughed me with it.
You should've laughed me with that, Frank.
With that glistening.
I love glistening.
I think they're balanced.
You're just fucking fat.
You saw I'm shaking these strings.
I didn't know I was fat.
I hear it, bro.
Oh shit. Got me the juice.
I don't need to do the quest. I already got it.
I always keep two in my butt, and then one in my hockey.
And then if I need more, I just pull them out.
Why do you keep them in your butt? Because they're fucking gold?
Because they're worth more than any purple?
They're worth more than my life?
You may not hate this.
I don't know.
They hit this side.
They did hit up here.
They came up hit one thing and that was it.
They're idiots. We're getting rich.
Damn it bro. They looted
thing on my side shit I'll make daily miss two things over here
into the upstairs yeah that's what I'm saying everything upstairs but hey hey
Hey, I got two advanced electrical components for juicer.
Hey, it's two radar hatch keys.
I don't have a ton of them.
Come in that room.
Got another blueprint.
Give me a trigger grenade.
Come here, uh, somebody.
What is it?
The seeker grenade blueprint
Be careful. All right. Yeah, here people on me. I think I give it to me hush
Here sorry here the bass and I growing on somebody
These guys are hardcore probably know over here if you guys want to get active on with you
all on me shut in our backside door
I love when you send my back side
he's dead there might be all of them
There's a big room across the way. Scary one.
Actually, you just get some crawl off the ledge and go down on the fucking ground.
I just got shot. I found the rest of the hatch.
It's actually right here.
Shut up! The boat is here!
Yeah, I just killed them down there.
She's watching and tell me you had this guy over here.
Want to have one?
Oh, the scary guy, the robot.
That's my friend.
He's not here. He's running.
I'm never seen him.
Okay, okay, play soft.
one's across on the other side of the tunnel
the shredder right here
they literally can't push, one just got killed by shredder
I'm goofing Tim
he's in the stairs, he's in the stairs much
oh shi- oh
he's right there
he's fried
he ran back into medical
Just got chased in with the shutter
No, they were both three kids this one was four as well. I do not want to be overweight in the time like now
Definitely missing body so there was one like in this little cubby
There's one over here, but I can't loot him. It's like bug
You see I'm gonna try
No, you can't get in there. Oh, I just got it. Yep. I got it
This guy's looted
The other guy there's another guy deeper in there in the fucking wall deeper
But can you like wall dive and then loot them
Maybe I don't know if you get like chat am I gonna get stuck in this guy's a medical
Her
Like drop down from above
You can dive in like with some tech, but I
Don't know if it's worth all these guys you guys little these days all these guys are free kids
I'm down to pushing that medical and kill these guys. I mean, let's do it
I see what I mean
Beautiful beautiful
Shredder is crossing to the left, for their last home he is, he's back out in that hallway.
I see him, I see him.
Dead. Nice.
Nice boys.
So look that guy maybe?
I'm assuming he's dead.
Yeah, I think this guy's gonna be free as well.
Hmm.
I
We can do
Cracked vile skinner here Tim you're gonna need this for when you're up
It's what I'm saying it's like I'm carrying so many of these fucking things
I'm gonna have so many things in my inventory, it's like okay I need this for later, I need this for later
I think you need like bio-skinner like right now though
Alright, think about it
One second, we're looking for some pods
I think I need all these tick pods
I need tick pods too
Yeah, perfect
Thank you baby
All right, let's bounce
Come back to assembly half
I saw someone
that ass. Fuck yeah baby. Shotgun is two shot kills with and without a choke on green
shields yeah. Blue shields it just depends on if you hit double headies or not. The
green shield is two to the body tokens are broken for sellah hook into them you
know it was a rough start but a really good climb back you know
I lost myself there, it's my bad.
It's my bad, it's my bad there, awful.
Sorry about that there, brof, sorry about that there, brof.
I need two fabric you're going to be shitting me here we go again chat listen at least it's
not blue gate now I get an amen in the chat we played blue gate for like a month straight
at least it's not blue gate
at least it ain't blue gate
all bro the second i get a looting mk3
if i get a looting mk3 blueprint
i'll shit my pants on stream and i won't hold back
I won't hold back just now
More stems more stem is
more stemming is more stemming you skill point so yes I was gonna track all
these from they're literally this is what turner said I don't need by the way
I
Know this th
Cystic I say a name thing of the tier one don't wonder I got a speech impediment. It's only enhanced whenever I'm streaming
Let me all his names. It's like reading hieroglyphics
You know
Like it's like reading Spanish
No matchmaking is great for us. We're getting into rates instantly I'm changing I'm changing
my skin I'm changing my skin I'm tired of it already tired of it I'm going back you
know what they call me know what they call me one moment I've lost it hold on
oh my god where is it where's my skin they call me Hillary Clinton let's rock
and roll you know it's funny you changed that and then said that but you look
the same right now. Oh shit.
G bud.
You look like the damn tiger came.
That's Carol basket.
to the taggers.
Cat-san, I look like Elid the generous.
You work at 18 hour days and I don't want to hear nothing about it.
I
Fresh probably given front now
I thought you already ran past me turner here. I thought you were about to me and was looking at that
Love that for you
No, but
And Tim are we fat? I was literally going to ask the exact same thing, but just what I don't I was gonna ask
Did you get it from subway?
But even just asking the type of whatever he's eating. I think makes us fat
Local spas pre-par
Subsubs are so good. Oh my god
oh yeah on me on me there's yeah yeah for sure I think close I'm not crazy
unless I was you it could have been you I think it was deep food but I could
have sworn I heard someone up or so there's no one there I'm just a little
bit of crack
Why do you need a rusted gear floor? I'm those important chats, Tommy.
Quest? Yeah, I think you do need that. They're kind of hard to find sometimes.
I remember. It was something for... I was going in for cars at damn for them.
Alright, I'm getting all the processors.
Alright.
What's going to fuck it? You guys have a...
Let's look over you guys.
Why do you need virus?
For gunsmiths, you can make the advanced electrical components with them.
And those you need for raider askies.
Bro, I have to get a looting MKchat if I don't, I may cry.
I am so tired of running around overweight after honestly not grabbing shit.
This guy's down 20, got a first down, and is celebrating like, what the fuck is this?
I
You know what I'm doing great and out of the way Jeff you go out of the way
Come on
This sandwich is like fucking like I'm like not win that of me
bro sliver yas did
you wanna keep going and looting?
we gotta check that dp room, no?
come down, i'm not
there
i'm creating a stat
i'm giant, dude, like my
ass
where are the pins at
create a loot stash nice ass
sandwich is like as big as 10 squads or scouts
that's a massive sandwich
that's like a bison
pass
I
and I hit my on-air head.
Three kids.
That a-naaaass.
Like someone's close, they were shooting that drone right here above us.
Careful, pull in for that fucking blueprint, dude.
Batteries.
Pull in.
where's your final red locker yeah red locker
that's where I got mine too
alright good run
Oh
What is the best blueprint y'all have gotten so far oh god don't even ask that question
Oh
I've gotten to what one is best above all and it's not even close game one game one dude
Looting mark 3 survivor blueprint
The trigger grenade
Wow, that's so busted
He pisses me off because I know that
Like
I
Do I'm like cooking a mess it's crazy. Anyways, I'm just watching boys. Just want to ask
I'll be watching all night. Bye. Good. Bye
I
Yeah, I'm gonna tell guys like that. That's the back the best augment that's in slot. No doubt
Yeah
I've spent a lot of rain on my knees
Climbing out with that augment a lot of travels a lot of travels
Look at my inventory six sec
Oh
There's another one now I need more crude yeah, those are not on that man
No, she gets okay
Hornet driver. I mean I'm down to change it up if you guys would like ball burner
I mean, I'm at like 200k so I kind of like the flow we're in right now like we're in good flow
We are I mean we are and I'm kind of loading up on trigger made stuff. So
So you want to keep rockin let's keep rockin
It's gonna say you can buy the oh wait, I can refine it. That's right. You were fine. Yes
I mean it's getting this this early isn't well steak
Listen, I'll say this and I said this the same thing about Tarkov when people now my beauty
When people were cheesing Tarkov quests, me included, I cheesed a couple of them, whatever, Lighthouse first came out, yes, the quest was bugged and I had to cheese it, but listen, at the end of the day, I don't care if people are doing the BP shit.
For me, it doesn't matter, I'll just take your good shit that you BP'd over. I really don't care. You BP transferred. I don't care. I don't care.
But if you're going to do that do not dare go on Twitter go on reddit or any fucking place and
Bitch about nothing. There is nothing to do in Arc Raiders. Don't you fucking dare
Don't you dare ruin it for yourself and then bitch about the game once you do that hey
Congratulations, you did it shut your mouth. You do not get to gripe about anything
Well at least in terms of like content
You've just completely ruined a huge portion of the game for yourself.
We have two months before the next expedition and you just completely just jumped over the line to go in.
Don't you dare complain. As long as you won't complain, hey, have fun.
That's better shit I get to loot after I take your life.
You know.
The streamers bitch about everything that kills them. See, here's the problem with your thought process.
It's like you watch people who literally play games for eight hours a day.
You click on their stream, watch them for 35, 45 minutes, you have no idea what you've
seen that people go through, and they're just talking.
You're telling me when you're playing League of Legends, Arc Raiders, or whatever game you're
playing, and you die in a shitty way, you don't tell your friends that you died in a
shitty way?
What are you talking about?
We're, because we're streaming, we're not allowed to gripe?
Fuck you.
Of course we're allowed to gripe.
Sadly, for us, we just get clipped out of context and posted on fucking Twitter.
Shout out, Jake Lucky.
100% Tubby.
I mean exactly infinite. I mean that's just that's that's how video games work. It's like going against somebody, you know, it's like I can I refer to league because I play a lot of league off stream. That's like you can't get away from it.
That's like you going against like a tank comp on League of Legends and playing something that can't do damage to him
You don't do that. Why because you're trying to compete you want to pick the best counter to whatever they're playing right now
The only counter to a trigger grenade is another trigger grenade. That's it
You can grab you can complain I grab all the time about these things being busted, but you better bet your fucking ass
I'm gonna have them on my on my waist ready to rip them
You know shit, I ain't even gonna write him down. I'm just up to them
Just throwing them sons of bitches
What up Frank
just dodged him oh my gosh that guy who said it the other day and I crashed out on him
after he said just dodged him.
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey man, wanna lose my mind?
Up in here, up in here.
Y'all gonna make me lose my mind.
Heavy man's keeping the energy high after 10 hours.
Yeah, I'm actually, I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
Still locked in.
I am making steaks tonight as well.
Just the idea of creating a slab of meat to go down into my mouth and down my throat
into my stomach.
wait a minute hold on
smooth past it let's just smooth past that one check thank you so much or
Chico Chico beans. Thank you so much for the five gifts. That's over on the tube. Thank you
Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Now let's dance
We gotta finish our song but then finish your last time
YouTube you don't get to listen to it. Sorry, I can't it's gonna get the MCA'd.
I'm also not gonna mouth the words this time because that did not go well even
though I don't know the words.
the
Really?
Bro, they're like, dude, look at all these view bots.
You know, any view bots in the chat, bro?
Am I?
I should like, like, 100k bro, I'm gonna be done.
Lock in!
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Your view bots are the one in the chat.
Nerf Trigger Nades at our creators and I post that clip, right?
I'll take someone reply.
Like, how can that guy play this game?
Lock in.
I think that those are good.
Yeah, a lot of you about slot of the oh wow look at all of them
Some people are on that basalt
You get a free trip to sparrons and you get a free trip to sparrons a that three times fast that's impossible
Take the same to the biggest, the largest, redoneless, chill-bited, ready to work, ready
to serve.
Oh yeah.
What's the play of the skill tree?
Can I be honest with you?
My skill tree is so fucked up, I can craft them, I can craft them.
We're flexing them.
Way to rub it in, God, way to rub it in.
I'm not a piece of shit like Sam, I can craft them.
Yeah, we can zip on across and then go straight to the room where I might be able to find something that I can craft.
I
Find something to craft oh
Over there Benators
That's the best good in the game even need a good
I was like talking about talking about like
uh
You know the games i'm like that sounds easy just bring sugar and act like you're using a hairpin the whole time
We tried me
Looked up too early or they killed this faster than anybody that we've ever seen so far and they didn't even shoot their guns
He literally
We tried to do that me and i think it was sim maybe
That was impossible
I
Know you don't get the lake light you don't get the lake lane
Let's go that's a bummin up
We know it's funny every time we have played this Tim we never come over here. We're always on the other side where we die
Other side you can't go on that side right now. It's too good. Looted. Looted. Looted. Yeah, we heard shots here too
I missed the yellow though
I am building a year see where it's going
they don't know what they're doing so I didn't do the double
maybe then
just kind of grace through it and
exploded things right there oh I see I'm right here
I'm going to go get active a little bit I think
oh right here free shots
One
One knocked
Watch out.
I shot another.
Hit him again up top.
Hit him again. No.
Pushing.
My team.
Triggered 18.
I got him.
Beautiful.
Another one on you.
Be careful Tim.
To your left.
Maybe he's in the room.
You're gonna die
Yes, this media
I
Get live
One more on me, they get the huts.
Look down at the camp.
I see him, he's running.
Long ammo.
Very good.
Very good boys.
Go Thirst that guy if you can.
Probably.
Yeah, but well.
Both of them.
Burn baby, burn!
Yeah baby!
I will say my left click to right click ratio this game was really good but those grenades
You see that shit tell skillful that was oh it's insane
All those guys up top correct
Yeah
All right chat two of us found the blueprint for turgidades already. I founded the very first game and then I just got it
That's her needs it
Eat it. All right. We could do it. I need it. I'm chucking up top. I don't know if we hit up here
I'm enough of this
Oh, yeah, I'm cooking guys. I don't think really knew what you were doing. I'm cooking everything
Yeah, I
Got it a failure blueprint
Just really can't get better
Okay, I think the PVV gun
They skipped a lot of stuff.
Jolt my blue prairie if someone want it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Love that.
Aw.
Baby, come to papa.
You know, it's just when you guys get triggered by a blue prairie, you know, just
over here yeah I can't speak for hush but I'll do it bro
the hell I'm going up check and top dirty check top yeah yeah I agree right
here. Joel, take what we can get. Out of my way, Tom. Out of my way, Roger, man. Very good! Very good!
Chad, we're just kind of farting a little bit. We're just kind of farting a little bit, gentlemen.
Got some living in, got some fights in. What did you ask for? Fartsky, David, it's here one.
Oh, joke, my BP. Yes!
I mean, listen, I know some of you guys are sitting there going hunch.
This is the 38th raid. I've seen you play on Stella in a row.
I'm tired of looking at it. I don't care!
We will go back and back and back and back and back again!
I don't give a shit!
We're going to keep going back. We're going to keep making money!
Because that's how winning is done!
You gotta take their heads!
Sorry, I just started quoting Rocky.
My bad.
Anyways.
We already got two of these, I think I only need two, but whatever.
We'll save it.
We need to get tickpods.
Tickpods, tickpods, tickpods.
Say, left.
Check my cock
Shit well good news were rich gonna repair we can repair we can repair
Repair
No, we were kind of up in with those with the sniper that time boys
We were kind of putting in a little bit of the work. I
I don't mean to pat myself on the John or anything, but
There's probably that right now
Let me see. Let me see we got blue gate. No
Damn
Harvester. No very city. No spaceport. No
We got a nighttime spaceport a cold snap damn
Military arc or I'm sorry a harvester dam and a blue gate. That's it
I'm just saying because like I'm bad down bad at arc circuitry I actually rehashing the same one over and over again
Wait if I got a my if I love up my refiner I can make some
We only have 294k yeah we just we just reset today
And it's closer to fireball burners in three arc motion cores
That's what I'm saying dude getting all these things back maxed up is gonna be a pain bro
I'm really painted my asshole
Not pain dude, it's a grinder. Okay, we're we're grinding here. Sorry dude
Snitch scanners, I could be my youth filled number two
Yeah, we're finer arc motion core fireball burner. I need both those two
What do I need I need gunsmith I need wasp drivers
This is, yeah, there's no chance of me getting that one.
I need one more tick pod, one more tick pod in motion cores.
Two of them.
What the hell just happened?
Oh, boys, tap in, tap in.
Night raid, Stella, is that a, do we do that, Turner?
You're the lead here.
Hello. Hello. The big thing that that is, we can't hatch out, right? Yeah, that's a
yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe not. All right, I'm ready. I think the hatch is
a big deal because I think that loot is insane. Yeah, there's a night raid. Is that a do
you even look at that one or
For scuttle?
Yeah, I got it cheaters.
Then fall, regular, let's go again, let's go again.
I'm done, take some more fights.
I need fucking blue shields on people.
Yeah, I'm down for whatever. I'm down for whatever.
Can't be a bitch all of your life.
What the hell Thunder?
I love how quick you just get back into Raze in this game, it's so crazy, it's instantly
back in.
Oh my god.
It's looted.
Whenever we were playing, when the brawls playing a lot of Tarkov, someone did the math one
day of like how long they sat in their stash throwing like an entire wipe and it
equaled like 40 or 30 something whole days sitting in like cues sorry not stash
cues did you get a cue I mean bro you're nine ten eleven minute cues consistently on
that game oh it's hell out absolute hell
Yeah, upstairs looking pretty scooped up as well.
Team on me, Southwest.
I missed.
Team on me. Southwest.
I'm missed.
One here.
Don't know how that hit. I'm missed.
These guys are fucking cracked.
I
Didn't even try to post or anything I think no
I'm sorry the Farrah
It's one side they're both in there. I can't handle this shot it never mind upstairs. Yeah, there's
up stairs again
I'm getting shot from another team
not good here boys
I got dead
I love that from you
another one I cracked in one second
cracked him
nice
I should have knocked him again
knocked him
Nice, keep doing you.
They're gonna go for res on these guys.
Where he got me bro.
You can throw an eight up there Tim.
One underneath you.
We're getting more to the cash bro.
I'm gonna try to drop down on you.
You have a whole team there.
Careful.
their res their resin they're up on him oh no that was you you have a team on
you Tim careful yeah let's go back up
we have we have kids down on this team yeah there should be two guys be careful
I might have got them I might have gone with the trigger grenade yeah all three
dead on this team then these three are dead down here yeah I just saw one on
I'm gonna walk up and blow these kids up. Yeah, well, I
Had a bunch of jolt minds just so you know I grenade a lot of them already. I'm trying to hit a wall craziness
Trying to get an angle on you turner
Hit him
I'm getting angle on them
He might hate me, bro
I hear that window
I'm coming dude
Smoking at me?
Hadn't with ya
Window, window, window
I
All that all that nice job boys
Look for the other down guy. I'm not finding them. I see one with the other guy. They'll be too outside. Yeah
The other team on height where you work up like here behind it
One of the guys crawled off don't know where he went
These guys don't have fucking yeah, yeah, he's like three days on these guys, too
I'll be in here honestly, I'm looking
Now I don't know where this guy went maybe drop down
I think I just heard somebody on procs chat.
I thought I heard someone bleed out. I've been the guy we down crawled over here under
The door behind us over here over here here
For this door door
I see
Hey, I'm really getting after it. I'm out of white mud recent I can give some
Give me a couple please here. I'm looking for this guy to pick again
I
Don't there's a look you're a drop to couple right here. I'm not serious. I can open this door. We can just blow them up
Just triple I'm not like this he's dead
They threw the smoke okay aiding it push
nothing I don't have a job that I'm probably dead now I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking
you should be rising right here just one guy okay which is one guy hey this is good we
smoke then maybe as the augment for it oh my god it's got a batina blueprint
there's more there's like an angle too and shut on this guy i just got this fucking blue print
do you want an angle i'll be using this i got another body area he's got nothing
Why is he never forcing me into the ring?
Oh, where'd that guy go that you downed?
I want to know where he's at.
Which guy?
When they originally pushed, we killed two.
One of them crawled.
He's probably in the back room.
I looked, nothing there.
Really?
Yeah.
Maybe double check my work, I don't know.
He's gone, dude.
Bastard.
What is right here?
Where was he?
He was in the corner bro.
You're shitting me, I'm blind.
He's got a fireball runner and he got...
What is that he got?
Who's that on? Who's that ball on over there?
It was a cube over here.
I think he took it.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, oh, okay.
People always make fun of my inventory management and I don't I've never played a structure shooter
So I'm not very good at it, but after you chat about that
I don't even fucking organize my shit
I'm leaving see you guys in the next reading hold on
I'm getting processors for your nades. Don't leave me
You guys
Well, I had a choice of higher things, you know seven processors hang on
Hold the phone.
I feel like seven fucking sensors.
I have sensors too.
Do you want them?
I wouldn't say no.
I mean, I think I may catch this.
I have to sort of stop.
I'm coming.
It's a pun!
I'm here.
Go go
Hey
Christmas
Not too shabby not too shabby
Hey a little bit of money
You know, swag, when you said that this game needs a UAV, you were ragebanning, right?
There's no way.
Had to be.
No way.
Like that was a hundred percent of ragebanning.
Had to be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Definitely.
There's just no way.
There's no way.
That's nice.
Yeah, yeah.
I refuse to believe that's real.
I can't see!
Fucking edge!
What is Tyler1 doing?
Edge!
I can't see!
Yes, I did Casper. Yes, I did already find the BP. Yes, I did. I'm gonna be honest. I
had to contain myself. I wanted to take my shirt off out of excitement. I wanted to take
my shirt off out of excitement. I can't lie to you. I can't lie. One of the greatest
moments in my life. One of the greatest moments.
I'm fat. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
Joe Spicey for $2. Merry Christmas. I love you, bitch. I
never gonna stop loving you.
Janky, welcome to the prime, Bartzky to the tier one.
All that money up grid stash?
Sir, yes sir!
Well, hold on. We don't need that much room.
A futon will do. We don't need a leather couch.
We don't need a leather couch. A futon will do the job.
We're living in a two bedroom apartment. We don't need no leather couch and a lazy boy.
That's 247k, bro. I mean, so much money doing this. Yo, this was so smart.
Take the same to biggest. The largest.
I've already played it like four times today I got to calm down I got to calm down I got
and
this is pretty sure you know you gotta do resource runs or else you're just
gonna be shambles yeah
how'd you realize your character looks like Ellen DeGeneres yep yeah bro
Honestly like paying attention to what resources you need
It's like so like
Crucial this pitch right now
So I'm gonna cover everything I threw I threw as fast
Slider but I threw it really really fast
I'm standing up I'm standing out of my chair subtle flag swammy I didn't make it so
So not a flex it could be team come from like blood to everything
No one hard as in the team every day. We got a crab behind us. Wally is behind us. Oh
On on on on close close him
I killed one in one second, missed.
One hit on the last guy.
Where's he at?
Uh, running around this area, I did, put him wait one more.
I
Brought for you like some taste in puppets. This is why we've dumped the tea in the water
On the other side of the wall where we fought the last team
But these guys already do this whole fucking spot
No, nobody's saving you only sparranzas coming
What do you mean by that?
I don't think you got one of them.
Well, I didn't have much at all.
Who's fatherless?
Oh, God.
Oh god.
What are you saying?
Streetseppers, Streetseppers, what's up?
Oh yeah.
Oh, booo!
I'm running straight.
I'm rocking.
Hey, what are they at?
What are they at?
They're pushing, they're pushing in the, that edge.
Fang it up.
Go upstairs, go upstairs maybe.
Easier to fight.
What?
I mean they're fucking, they know, they're knowers, so.
Probably.
I
Probably just ratting this other building across from us
You
Like this time here
running down late
dead dead dead dead
you guys are fucking dog shit
time to go home
go to sleep
go to sleep young prince
go to sleep
you killed the other guy 10
and i knocked him inside
perfect
one second you got layman nuts
and ashtray plays real quick
It'll be a shock to you, but that was a free kid
checks checks
Astray
It's in astray plays you just rip in darts while he's streaming. It's kind of a good brand
Until you tune into streaming he's just a pussy that doesn't smoke
Gotta be ripping it out.
You better be.
You better be!
Ha ha ha!
If you don't smoke cigarettes, fuck you!
Just partner with Bobbler.
What a partnership.
What a partnership, dude.
Love that for him.
Uh...
Don't got came to chat earlier. I said one did I like asking if I quit smoking cigarettes. I was like, dude, I never really even started
Yeah, thank you, dude, thank you
I was in college. I had him once in a while, you know, and then like there was like a month there where I didn't
I was like, I'm kind of stressed out. I'll have a cigarette and I was like, I should probably stop doing this
So if I'm drinking beers and someone offers me one
They don't count and I am for sure saying yes
It is what it is. Don't count yet
No, no, I think how if you remember him
That right there is why I'm an alcoholic
I'm coming
You're good. I really like this whole room. It's literally has fucking
I mean, it's a big crude, that's a...
You know what it was? You know what this is?
Tfue was like when you go with your boys.
It was like me and you, Tim, when I saw you hit that royal flush,
and I was like, man, that's going to be me.
And I lost five grand chasing it, you know what I'm saying?
This is Tfue with the trigger grenade blueprint.
But there's not really any loss.
You're going over there until he hits it.
Yeah, he's just hitting side bets right now.
He's waiting for the main one to hit.
this game for me like kind of scratches and gambling it in a way it really does
cuz like I'm gonna go in and get such good loot you know what I mean like I
think I can get like oh shit it's a legendary like oh my god that was a
good role
I feel like video game companies kind of implement that sort of dopamine hit
like it weird ways no yeah let's go dude goddamn like that's gambling bro oh
it's everywhere when I bring my son to the arcade it is a casino
Pokemon cards is a fucking introduction to slots here is a pack for two dollars
you have a chance of pulling a car with $500 or worth a shit that's
Where's putting his coin in and he has a chance to win a thousand tickets?
Here we go buddy.
He started him early.
This is going to be everywhere son when you get older.
You're going to grow up real fast.
Grow up real fast.
Yeah, it's jocked.
Where's that?
more like $20. Yeah, true dude. Fucking true. You know, I love Pokemon cards, but I'll tell
you, man, they're too expensive. You get way too expensive. I remember one of my boys,
Lindy funny, funny enough. He me and him were like talking about like our collection
stuff. He was like, Oh man, I want this detective Pikachu guy and I was like, I'll take a
look I you know it was his birthday
like $300 I'm at 16 I went carry
momentum crazy oh you're at okay and
now I should go five in a crawl before
you walk right and then but that's all
I want to go mobility wise I wouldn't
even I would yeah but I wouldn't even
do that right now do you damn I'm gonna
I'm going the same wavelength when I
play Tarkov unless I absolutely need it's a necessity for me to do quests I'm not
loaded on yes until I'm bored no yeah it's like not that great and where are
you that friend more I think for a moment bro of course I got a mental of course
of course he got me bro I still think this is one of the coolest things I
got it's like it's a little turtle it's a little logo and conditioning
I was like after you get me this whiskey holder how can I say now you know what I mean look
how sick this is.
I'm going for broad shoulders and literature.
Are you going back into security breach?
No I'm not.
Security breach.
I forgot what was in there, so I should maybe go right now.
I forgot what was in there.
Basically I got carried the moment.
I always go for broad shoulders.
Yeah, once you get carried the moment, just go for broad shoulders and then there's that.
Which may not get there as good as new or suffer in silence.
Where is that?
The survival.
How is that?
circle oh baby let's go up the top one I forgot what was in there my god those
are just I mean
now someone get my time everyone they're all running fucking
pretty much similar trees like it's just kind of the way to go
Cheers!
You're kind of not really...
Yeah.
So you already got that?
No, no, fuck no, hell no, I'm not even close.
So if you play, because I feel like you're not a solo player, you play a lot of duos
and trios?
Yeah, I heard it was like a must, a must for you.
I just wasn't expecting it.
I drink with no the worst of what you expected by like fucking 10 bullets we could not be off to the tank 30 you know what I mean
Oh, that's what that does it makes you yeah, I should take you as fucking your dad. Let's get in front of me
Push push push one of them we
Shoot it shoot it shoot it push them other guys we could fuck
all that all that yeah I'm shocked on him okay I'm thirsty thirsty oh if you guys
want me to give you like all my settings to like a power them give me better
frames and less info liar can help you guys about to you want if you want to
against one of you. You're the man kind of butt. You brought us out of poverty. Now you're
giving us settings. What's going on? I'm gonna help you guys out. This is great. Hell yeah,
bro. Let's go, dude. I mean, you're on my fucking team. You know, I want to win too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are fried, then I'm fried, then we're on. We are winning.
I feel like I'm going to run into someone over here, I don't know why I had that feeling,
I hope I'm wrong.
Great comps, great comps, listen, rubber duck, rubber duck, fuck me, I can't get it,
It's hot. I don't know.
Can't hear it. I saw from here, I don't think.
Did they change the room? Oh, that's a bobcat, boys.
Where? I just heard it. 2530. 2530.
I'm shedding weight. I'm going to that room. I'm shedding weight
Oh
You're a train. I think dude. You're right. I swear to God. I heard it. Yeah, I heard it rain
I heard a train leave basic structure. You're right
I'm coming over there. I'm making a loop pile. I say we hunt for that Bobcat voice
They're close to me. I think they look that loading bay medical side
We're gonna come back over here I can make a loop while yeah
Can I see one? I'm on the front.
Take that.
On my way.
Oh shit, it's really hard to see right here. He's on top of the box.
I can't get a point on him. I can't really see.
They're gonna res with their boy too. Yeah, I know. I can't see either.
Can I see one right here?
Can't see anything. We might have to push our car.
is in the cubby right here
I'm going to wait for her
you should crack me
yeah I'm fine I just can't see the visuals
alright we might have to kill the shredder though
I'm going to need that God, that was beautiful.
Shredder is on us coming from behind, I'm going to push it.
kill the shutter, kill the shutter
the three shotter
run down, run down, run down, run run run
I'm boning you, I'm boning you
beep beep beep
this fucking asshole is opening the door
You're a piece of shit for opening that door, and I kick away for you to die, and I'm gonna
take your fucking Bobcat, and I'm gonna shove it up your fucking ass!
I'm gonna shove up your fucking ass!
Get your fucking ass over here, you piece of shit!
I
Can hear a lot like now
It could be another team question we made a lot of noise sorry about that. I just really wanted this guy to know I hated him
You're good
Okay
I
Have some
You guys like to have kids this was the Bobcat bro. Oh, they come
Yeah, yeah, it's medical I think I think I hear a breach in on me
So over on comfort shit boss
What can I drop what can I drop what can I drop
It's just on good luck man. Yeah, it's the motherfucker. I
See a rapper on just hide. Don't be they might just walk in here be quiet
I'm in the fight one drop and I'm nice
Fuck you, it's me
That's hilarious that your boys are to the bus
Beautiful
Quality fun quality fun should we do it?
Yeah, I'm pretty you guys goop that
I'm doing good
Oh, I got this here you go take this seafood
What is it?
Oh, I think I have that or you're good. All right, here you go Tim
All right, this guy just killed like 94 people, you know, I'd offer them first
understandable
The number check the number check is it wrote me internal word flow say right there, you know
Oh, yeah
Yeah, that guy was toes that was overkill totally overkill wait you take thoughts till I think
No, I know I feel like a thief right now. These are pop sugars not bad
I feel like a thief right now my guy had a bobcat for all right now turner
You are inclined to say that's mine and I will give it up. No, no, no, no, right now. I'm not gonna offer it twice
So respect your game
Yeah
I'm okay
I'm coming. Not good. Another one on me. I'm just working my way back. I don't have
I fucking open the leg of them.
Shit.
One was here.
Take care of the people on top.
Getting to y'all. Just getting to y'all. Just getting to y'all.
They're taking a fight or are they actually fighting?
I thought the rain was over.
I
Know
Well, you're about to be in your second game ever
Go over there and yell at him go over there and yell at him
Nice
Oh, second grade, here you come.
Where is he?
He's dead.
Tim got him.
I'll find out.
I'm going to loop that guy out.
I'm going to go loop these other guys.
Damn, I'll let you know what he got.
Someone just rolled right here.
Turn that under us.
Down there.
I'm gonna snap hook like you were up to get me flying around like Batman I'm
I'm greeting him, stack.
Goop over life chat, remember that?
Goop over life, goop over life, goop over life,
goop over life, peanut wise words from a small peen.
Wise words from a small pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle.
I kind of feel like we've been pickle at this point, bro.
Well, I just wanted to verbalize it.
Just wanted to verbalize it.
It's no longer on me.
Am I gonna come down to you guys that way
or do we leave up here?
No, we leave down here either.
We can go down, yeah.
I don't want to leave.
We see we're getting over here.
I'm coming down.
Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave.
Stay safe.
Shredder here, I'm waiting for you guys.
Oh god, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm at the train station.
Shoot it, shoot it!
It's aggro on B right now, I think I see the bike down.
I don't get it, I'm gonna throw it at him.
Are you guys in the subway?
Yeah, I'm in the...
Are you getting the lights or what?
Live by that group.
Die!
Wait up on my stairs now.
Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're just on separate sides.
We can do that.
Look at the other side of the Earth.
Look at the real team, man.
Look, they all trying to help each other.
Here we go.
Let's go around.
Man, we...
I mean...
Not a bad raid.
Not bad.
That was pretty good, that was pretty good.
Level 19!
Gonna shit that XP too.
Who level are you right now?
Oh
My little 24
Says
All right, I mean my BBC is doing fantastic chat.
A big black chicken is putting in that work.
He has been grabbing me so much good shit.
Ah man, marathon runner accomplished.
Now we go up here.
here's next. Safe pocket. Check it very much. Check it very much. How many hackers today?
A. Chinese. Thank you for the tier one. Ayo. Thank you for the three months.
So I want to bring you some trigger grenades. Only a three left.
Something broke. Let me see what I can craft. I have nine right now.
How many do you got? Zero. I have not been getting processors.
Might give me two. Oh, I lied. I have five. I have five.
I can bring T for one, you bring T for one.
All right, here we go.
Hang on, I can make some more.
All right, so I'm bringing him one, you're bringing him one?
Yiddur, yiddur.
I'm going to fit through this hatch.
Give me two seconds.
I've just got an Alexis came in in the middle of that.
I can talk to her, hang on.
I'm not sure.
Yo goop.
Think of it.
10 gifted and that grow.
Thank you for the two.
Your settings did.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
What you cooking with?
What you what you cooking with.
Got it.
Are you at the display menu?
Slow down. I know you just said one thing. What a fuck is that at it's in the resolution
Resolution frame generation off tenfold. Go ahead. All right decent off. Yes
Your Nvidia reflex the latency you put on plus boost
Okay
What's your frame rate limit on limited?
Yeah, you're gonna cap that like whatever
200 300
255 sound generous
Yeah, I mean, I don't really get over 200 FPS in this game, so.
10-4?
Um, the scaling method, you can run, I just turned it off, but you can run DLSS as fine.
So, no AA or DLSS.
Not, so NVIDIA DLSS is good?
Yeah.
We're about upscale, what does that mean?
Um, it don't matter, we skipped that one.
DLSS?
Yeah.
I feel the views by 80 right?
I don't know.
Yeah, 79.
The global illumination you can put on static.
Where the hell is that?
Global illumination.
Oh, static, 10-4.
There we go.
All right.
Your view distance is on the higher ultra.
I have it on epic.
Should I lower it?
You can leave it.
Okay.
Um, anti-aliasing, low.
Anti-aliasing, low.
Got it.
Are you going to use shadows on high or epic?
Shadows, epic.
All right, and then post-processing textures and effects all on low.
Post-processing, texture, and effects.
You got those three.
Texture effects all on low.
Yep.
And plus processing.
Yep.
Okay.
Now you want your reflections and foliage on at least medium or higher.
I have epic.
Yes.
Probably fine.
And then your global illumination resolution on low.
10-4.
Then you're in game performance overlay idle energy saving and interactive window energy saving all off
Got it
They should be good
Tim I just downloaded aim hacks brother. Oh, let's rock
Oh, I think whips also did it for me. Thank you job whips. There we go. Oh shit. That's for me
So just gonna look like shit
Like 30-ish minutes left
I gotta go hang out with brew a little bit. Hey, you know be a present father and stuff like that. Yeah, you know what I'm saying
Most about about a speech you can give
Alexis is like going
Yeah, she has to go through something so I'm gonna watch bro. You know technically could I probably he's old enough?
now that I could probably stream it if he needs anything he could come to me but
also said I'd like hang out with him but my god my game does still look like shit
yeah but how's it feel though? man it feels like butter
yeah it does actually you're right man there is like anything I do with just
Oh
Can you guys tell the guy here
See here's a name he's naked. Oh beautiful. Yeah other name for payment. Wow
I'm to the right
They're on that bridge area. They're gonna be fucking right through these doors
It might be the trends.
Yeah, we'll have to deal with it.
Come on, I don't see him.
No, turn left, turn left, behind us over here.
Get him one at a once.
Activating the bridge and getting active myself.
Oh, it's not so heavy.
That's not good.
That thing did not bounce on me like that, bro.
Is this wrap around him?
Yeah it does.
One down there Tim, right here.
Tim's dead.
Oh no.
Oh shit.
I hit him with the trigger and he's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead right there.
Yep yep yep.
We can't push the way that they are.
Is there a battery we can open this one?
I'm pushing behind this guy.
Talk that guy.
Just living right now.
On me.
Slamming me.
Another one?
Yeah.
I feel this one potentially.
And he does insahed me while we're drawing up on me at me right now shielding here
Just gives you a little demons turn right here. No right here
behind you now. Yep. I'll see him.
Grenade gods. Kind of a lot. The kid that was on the ladder. I'm going to check this
cat he's a crackhead taxi oh it's taxi it's taxi yeah I'm about to say that guy was nasty
dude they knocked me and I the kid I think I knocked two of them were I knocked the
shit out of people right now that's the beast of the game it's all over I was kind of frying
bro you know I'm a hundred percent going into turtle bro that is a thing made for me while down
you take less damage. Yeah, tell me it's good. Hey, I'm like that, because I feel like I didn't
even get to play like I didn't even get to have fun with my friends. Like everyone else,
they got to run around. They got to have two different teams right there. I had the flank.
If that other team didn't third, we were fine. I was fine against that one, but
those guys flew in behind. And then the guy who downed Tim, I then slid
and downed and in that process took 437 shots to my chop and then taxi ran me down like a
dog that's been running away for a couple of days hell
and they were bad as soon as they killed me bro I literally I don't know if you remember
my car I was like he did the snap hook buggy's little they're like little demons flying
actually. I wonder who he's playing with. I don't know which team that was. Was that
the team in the fucking tunnel? No, we killed that team. That team came from your loot
area. Yeah, that team wasn't bad. They came from high loot. Sure.
All right, I think this is gonna be my LG as well boys. I gotta go make steaks
Sounds too bad. Oh man, you know, I got that black stone got that black stone put them steaks on there
You got that Traeger seasoning that I told you to get come on Tim. Of course. I do I put it on there
I
Shad if you want people to think you're good at cooking thanks bro get it's called black in Saskatchewan
change in life and
Just put it on the put season it up on the group on the stakes and then just throw it on the grill bro and
You know I cook it to whatever tech you want. I do medium red. I'm telling you this you can get black stones
That aren't like they won't break your bank either and it's just the seasoning row like truth and they're so good
There oh my god, my steaks is like I love it cast iron and then then fucking basted in some beef. Hello
It's good
Are you gonna cook in fish turner? I'm not good at cooking fish. Yeah, I can't do any cooks. I can't cook for shit
Respect like being down here like the fish I love going I didn't like fish until I moved to see the good
I'm not a big fish guy. I love food of all kind shapes and sizes, but fish
I like Gator. I love Gator. I don't like fish.
You do like fish. You just don't know yet.
Yeah, where you live, you know
Where you're at, you know
You're really good fishing where you live I'm surprised you don't go off to a rear
Yeah
You can get to the rigs from where you're at
really good to the fish
you remember the doors
some of the best fish I had I went to a bachelor party in the sky
He did one of those and this is completely illegal, don't do this.
But one of those artificial reefs where he takes like commodes down there.
Bro, it was under the craziest fishing I think I have ever experienced in my life.
We passed the line down there, fish would be on instantly every single time.
It was unbelievable.
We got three blue. Oh my God, you got it?
Um, fucking, uh.
Oh, you're right here. Put it in your ass.
one HP on the left turn up
one he's one he's one yeah yeah I went
yeah I went
yeah yeah I'm on the outside
uh banana banana banana whatever it was the code word
pickle bro what did you get
pickle pickle pickle
Did you get the trigger Nate?
Yes, they're cool.
Oh my god.
Yo, stick me bro.
Oh, D-Fib, how much is this great?
I don't have a D-Fib, bro.
I know Turner does.
He's rich.
Yeah, good, yeah, yeah.
Holy shit, we got it.
Here's her.
Underneath, I think one of them lived and rest the other guy.
No, I don't think so.
I think they crawled down.
I've seen the turret shoot at somebody.
maybe another another team down there careful
or another player
here I've marked them yeah I kill them I kill them I kill them
Boston bottom maybe on me nice
Holy shit, the last run and he gets it in my bucket, holy fuck.
Crazy, how crazy is it all three of us have found that today, that's wild.
Maybe they uptit or something.
I don't know, but that's not a good thing if you think about it.
It's not.
It's like really bad.
And we just show...
I wanna go assembly.
I'm not even going to see you guys.
29,000 people have three people to get trigger grenades on Stella right now.
get out of my route and maybe people here will be careful I got four blueprints right
there by the way I swear sometimes the raids feel like they're everywhere and then sometimes
you can't find any at all. Looted on this side. On, on, on, on, on, on, on.
In corner, I kill. No, I don't. They have trigger grenades as well. They actually have gear.
One's inside, tight left.
Here. Gentlemen, I know we've all made mistakes.
Come on, y'all stoop it out!
One's down, I think I downed one with an 8 in here, T.
I think you're in a 1-1.
No, he just deep-fitted.
On me, on me, on me, on me, on me!
He's live marking him?
Yeah, he's live marking him, running around!
Oh, no, he's back!
Stay back! Stop freaking out!
Bro, come on, I'm like a quarterback.
I'm like a quarterback to you to run it back.
I'm just holding it.
Oh my God!
I don't have any more deep-fizz.
I'll hold it, I'll hold it.
I
Double rest, I think it's faster be both rest
Okay, I should know it's not I can't where the third guy go. I got him. I got look those guys beautiful. Look it out here
Let's go
You saw one trigger name much goes they got gear
I saw my life flash before my eyes.
One day, bro.
I need these pops.
Pop, pop, kill em.
I told ya.
Is that everything?
I'm like
just to be honest
to be honest my guy was poor, but that's alright
you have no ammo
I got out of glue
what the fuck
Let's get out of here gentlemen G G's voice
Boys boys. I was good man. It was fun turner on the link up
I know you're gonna stream later if you're on earlier. I'm down to run for sure
I know you're gonna be on a bit later though, but I know I need a third game on earlier
I'm up at 5 a.m. So that's you know my life now
Dude, I used to go that's good. I love I love waking up early
Well, GG's bro was a lot of fun man. I'll talk to you
G. Phil is nice to meet you man till next time later.
Okay hey quality runs gentlemen quality runs it started off rough like a dog but it ended
Man, it was a story, a story of triumph.
A story, trying to think of big words,
but my tiny brain is really struggling.
What's triumph, success, adventure?
I'm getting a headache.
Chat, GG's.
I love a day, I love a day.
I mean, can you ask for something more than what we experienced today?
I don't think you can.
I don't think you can boys.
Thank you guys so much everybody for chilling today.
Thank you all so much for hanging out glorious raids, glorious raids.
Boys, I'm going to send you guys over to Tifu hotel.
Hutch is skinny.
If you put hutch is fat, I'm going to lose it.
Don't do it.
because I'm sending you all over there.
Don't embarrass me.
Don't do it.
I love you.
I'll see you beautiful people tomorrow.
Shorter stream tomorrow.
I'm celebrating Christmas early with my fam.
So short stream tomorrow, but a stream nonetheless.
We'll probably start at around 8 a.m., maybe earlier,
maybe a little bit later.
I appreciate you and I love you all very, very much.
I will see you beautiful people tomorrow again.
I love you chat. See y'all later.