you
Thank you.
You
I'm not like a train running I'm not hurricane turning
I'm not like a polar bear burning What are we going to do?
I'm not fake smiling in You're a liar that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
I'm picking it up when I'm better
Yo, catch!
Boom! Headshot!
Guys, playbomb, Lydia, watch my entire game.
Poebelter, listen to me, you motherfucker!
I'm gonna be the man who makes the next to you.
But we won't buy a pocket ten miles
And I will won't buy a pocket two more
I need a man who won't buy those
And I'll spend all that I need to
Oh baby, that was quite a punch
And somebody shat in my pulse
Get out, get out
Spillin' since I tasted blood
That's why you love me!
Oh, honey, it's a fucked-up world
Can't you see the fun in that sunlight below me?
God
My god, just kill it
I'm sorry I'm thinking through it
Cause I got bruises
Too many seconds to live
Oh, honey, it's a fucked-up world
Can't make it right now
Oh, shit!
No. That's me, bro! Yes, it is me!
I will. Turn. Turn. Turn. Turn.
God bless. Good morning. Good
Good day. Hello. Hello. Good day. Good day. Good day. Bonjour. Bonjour. No, my friends.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. We back. We're back again. We're back again. Oh Lord. It's
been hard. It's been hard. Really hard to wake up this morning. I say this morning
this evening, although I was on, I was on somewhat early, you know, I was here. I was
too busy leveling up my Delta with poach. And to be honest, I was just, dude, I was tired.
I was tired. I've been chilling, had a little bit of pasta. My wife made me God bless her
spin. I've been chilling, man. I've been chilling. I've been chilling. We're gonna
be doing Delta later tonight with peanut peanuts getting on I think around eight o'clock
my time. We're playing some arc and then we're playing, I think he's getting on early today
actually. He's getting on seven my time and then we're playing arc at eight to ten with him and
officer and then I think we might be playing arc Raiders after or we might just be playing Delta
all night. I don't really know what the plan is or what the vibe is but I know we're doing
something I know we're doing something I'm just kind of letting peanut take the
wheel later I know we got a sponsor tonight
did you see the new expedition no what is it wait some it's on right now
He just get off.
Oh, tell Summit join the discord.
I'm we're gaming.
He doesn't get a choice.
We're playing.
We're playing video games.
She doesn't care.
He doesn't.
Well, he says it doesn't matter.
Join cord.
Dead people.
Right now.
Oh my God.
I love you.
That's my damn other than nice.
We actually got on at the exact same time.
What is this, heaven?
Fuck you, Joe!
I don't actually, Joe might be a nice guy.
I don't know, Joe.
It was a long night last night, Joe.
I'm almost out of blue shields.
I've lost everything near and dear to my heart.
I'm poor.
I'm homeless.
The banks are knocking at my door, Joe, I didn't mean it, Joe, I'm sorry, I'm sorry Joe.
I'm sorry Joe.
Damn!
Last night was fucking terrible!
I'm fat.
What is it?
Love watching you man.
Hey!
Would love to play out with you sometime.
Okay!
I also watched some of your baseball interviews.
Hey!
I played college myself.
Hell yeah!
Just wanted to show some love.
Yo, much love, man.
Thank you so much for the $20 soup and chat.
I appreciate that, bro.
My between the two mounds, is that what you're talking about?
That was a good time.
I remember doing those.
I honestly, to be real with you,
the majority of those, we had a very strict diet,
but during my interviews,
I would always give them a reason
to give me chicken sandwiches.
Like I said, it was part of the bet
is that I had to eat chicken sandwiches.
And it was whenever I got to eat
the most chicken sandwiches know it was worth that's a that's a big reason
on why I did it to be honest that's whatever I'm petite now you know it's
that time's behind us I'm a lot more fit now a lot more petite you know what
I mean no not burgers that's peanut chicken sandwiches I was back with
Chick-fil-a actually meant something
When they gave a shit about us nowadays chick-fil-a is but a sham
It ain't nearly what it used to be
It ain't nearly what it used to be chick-fil-a used to be a beautiful place
Has the Lord's that's the Lord's chicken used to be not anymore
Not anymore. Well, maybe a little bit, but not nearly as much
You know, he's a crafty Zamo peanut needs to go to a fucking course on how to manage money.
That's what he needs to do.
He needs to put the whole I'm going to kill the matriarch every single day that ends
with why and every single time I'm successful behind him and we need to actually make money
one night.
Burt, thank you for the 14 months.
Oh, I never texted track back this morning.
I've got a text track back.
I'm fat.
Well done.
Next time you guys jam out, evacuate the dance floor,
cascading or boom boom boom,
venga boys, trust.
Love the intro.
Yeah, I appreciate you, man.
Thank you so much.
Talent all test subject.
Titter.
Yeah, we're doing, I think we're going to do
another intro soon I think kind of gather gonna work on something more arc
more arc I mean people were here during I mean I guess some people were here
during the busting time
it's impossible to make money with peanut it that's that's an impossible
task that's never gonna happen you got to kill the whole lobby every lobby
that's the only way
to be honest I don't know why we're here I came here to get processors although we have
a ton of them so we're going to do one of these runs and then we're giving me a look
this is shawty, could you hear me alright?
you're looking for shitting
jay cocksuck
that's all the help i can offer
i'm on my own in pharma
that's me
what's up motherfucker?
Hey, Jayrod!
You're doing up so late.
Oh, man, I got the Delta Force tonight with that stupid little nut.
Oh, you got that snagged up.
Yeah, and then we got it, what, tomorrow?
What time did you want to do that, by the way?
Whenever.
All right.
I'm down for whenever as well.
Let me get out of this raid real quick.
Are you gonna join the arc?
Let's go chill
Yeah, I enjoy myself a little bit. Oh fuck. I gotta do it right back sit
Yeah, you're good you good. I'm still finishing up this run
Let's take this we need everything bro. I didn't shut the door. I didn't shut the door
DADDY!
BITCH!
The last time me and Summoned played together, uh, not too long ago, I think like last week
during our, er, a week and a half ago during our Delta Force sponsor, put on ARC?
Wild, bro.
Been a while.
He was playing CS for a little bit and some other games. She took a little hiatus from our
Bread what's up? I already said good morning had to correct myself as well
I'm gonna go see vote here
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
He's alive!
Hello!
Oh my god!
God
He was watching me.
Yeah, I thought I heard that pharaoh.
He had a little sneaky quarrel as well into butt cheeks.
Who'd been bad?
I'm glad he missed.
He hates it, but they won't say it because of the money.
Are you talking about Delta Force?
Brother, if I hated it, I wouldn't have been playing off-stream for two hours today with Poach trying to level up my main account.
I don't hate it. I definitely don't hate it.
I tell ya, I be talking about pineapples all the time if I hated it.
Then I can promise you, we've done it many of times before.
And to be honest, we got a couple sponsors that we're gonna be doing soon that I probably will be using the whole
Pineapple 42
pineapple pineapple
Let's see
Call me hand emoji
Yeah, I did get the Q-tip out. Yeah, my wife got it out. Hey, God. Oh, my goodness.
Hutchins PLS, Hutchins Flop. Yep, he did. He did. And the Shredder's on him. Oh, no.
I hate shredders.
I hate them.
How am I feeling?
I'm good, man.
I'm good.
Waking up.
Ready for a good night and a long night.
That's for sure.
oh my gosh he's won in that fight oh he's about to get shot on his ass yeah
I'm shocking guy kills that dude I go into 1 a.m. I'm not too sure yeah I'll
check it out bro much love man go birds
hopefully our new OC doesn't suck I'm not getting nothing on him
oh I'm not getting nothing on him when he runs
I should drink tequila tonight.
My whole my whole fucking thing.
Well, it's a free to play game.
So that is every in my home.
Go wrong with it really.
I don't have any heels, bro
It is thirsty Thursday that is true
That is true it is thirsty Thursday why does this game look like that
Oh shotgun maybe
I sound like it's on somebody else now no shocker no gun at all
but oh he had one oh I saw bro I've been looking at the Bitcoin stuff fucking dropping off of
the Appalachian mountaintops.
We don't have any merch right now. Probably soon.
Yeah, I'm waiting for the bounce.
I'm waiting for the bounce.
I shouldn't even know what to do with these things.
All right, he's gonna be taking a while. We'll go get another run.
I'm gonna do another quick one.
I forgot the golden rule. It's been so long since me and Summit played. The golden rule, never wait for Summit.
That is the golden rule. That is the rule of all gold.
Punch, rookie!
Did I scream?
We're good. We don't have enough people in here to actually worry about it.
Typically for me, I start worrying when we get about like 4 to 5,000 people in here.
Right now we got like, maybe like 3-ish.
So we're chilling.
Fuck you, Christian. Fuck you.
Oh, turret, this is nothing but a side gig, nothing but a fun little thing I did.
I actually remember when I decided to go full-time streaming like it was yesterday I was in Arizona
with the White Sox.
I fucking hated my life.
It was like 100 degrees every single day, like 105 degrees every day.
Living in Florida for as long as I have, you know, my body is not used to that type of heat.
So my lips were all breaking apart, and my eyes were all just dried out all the time. It was hell for me.
And me and Summit, we were doing golden eye, uh, speed runs, whatever that shit is called.
And I was yapping with him one night after stream.
Tell him how much I fucking hated it there.
he was like this stream and I was like ah you know blah blah blah blah and he was
like nah you'll be fine I said okay and he was right that's why when everyone
asked for when anyone asks I say yeah summit at my daddy yep that's big
pops that's the OG this respect of my name I don't care if you a podcast oh
hello mr. ball you hanging out okay
We are doing with him he's in a solo run right now so we're doing another little bat run
while he's doing his thing.
We're going to be playing here in just a moment my friend.
I see a hutch and peanut bring fun back to gaming.
I think fun has always been in gaming.
I think what happened throughout the years,
mainly during like the COVID era,
is everyone kind of like became more restricted.
They wouldn't say certain jokes
or wouldn't laugh about certain things
and comedy got really dry
because it got all social justice bullshit in it.
And I think people are just getting back
to what gaming is, talking shit.
everybody including your friends laughing goofing around not about always
being cool it's mainly about just having fun having a good time and I think
peanut does that really really well Ellie rubs off on me doing sling and
Slurs
I'll be my Brazil!
Oh, thank you Santiago
He was never friendly. He was luring me into Squidward. Bastard.
I appreciate you. Oh, thank you so much for the two months and stony David 15. All right,
there's no way he's still in that game, right? He got to be out. He got to be out of the
He gots to be.
Yeah. Oh, nope, he's still in.
This guy, bro.
Do we gotta do another one?
I don't.
How is he still in that fucking game?
My man's finding the cure to hunger in that game right now, my goodness.
Yeah, I saw the expedition stuff. It was just basically like the same things we got last
time, right? Wasn't it the same shit? Nothing really too different? You get a bit more this
time and you only need three million oh shit oh man that's that's not a lot at
all why man they made that a lot easier I mean to be expected I mean if you ain't
playing this game like it's your job five million is pretty devious so I get
it. I definitely understand. I think he's at the extract now, so we'll wait.
Good morning, beautiful. You may be balding and your hands are small and now you're fat,
but I still enjoyed the content. Cheers to the best community on Twitch.
Yeah, I must love big dog. Appreciate you, dude.
Yeah, no, I hear you, I hear you. I know that it's a lot for people who don't play this game all day every day. I hear you.
Can I help you?
I got it. And I don't disagree with you at all.
you gotta remember like I'm a little out of touch because I play every single
day so I will admit I am a little out of touch with how hard it is to
accumulate money because for me I got a bad day I just play more the next day
and I'm chilling I understand that not everybody can do that coming to meet
your fans in Brazil for you to come and eat a typical goat stew from the
Brazilian northeast
On the pass on that shit. Hey, you all got that locked down. All right. Hey, that's all yours. All right chicken. I'll double
Goat stew
Yes, you keep that. Hey, that's yours. I
Heard that you love that and I don't want to take it from you. You keep it
You keep that
All right, somehow he is still used to he I think he is ratting the extract. We will do another one
You can just sell of his weapons in that 3 mil. Yeah, I think so too. Amy. Thank you so much for the five gifted welcome everybody
Welcome welcome
Yeah, listen, I've tried to convince that little delusional nut to sell some of the fucking
Bobcats.
It's a religion.
He gets mad at me.
I'm just trying to help.
Those bobcats are like a crack head to a crack rock with him.
Why y'all saying Nick in Cloaksy have been going at it today?
I saw that whenever I was live people were like, I had to switch, they've been arguing
so much.
Have they been going at it?
They just barking at dogs at each other really?
Hey, we're just going to hope no one runs at us with a shotgun.
And then die to the one who does run at us with a shotgun and be really sad, boys, okay?
We're going to try our hardest to loot this as fast as possible.
We were Brazil!
Viva!
Brazil!
Viva Brazil!
Viva!
We were!
Hey!
Yeah!
Viva!
Viva Brazil!
Are you strong, bradda?
Oh
he shot my.
He, Bob, Brazil.
He's a Brazil.
My son, they're close.
So, I thought we were going to do this.
You ain't got to be crazy.
Oh, get it, Bob.
Get it.
Don't you know what I mean?
Okay.
You're going to tell me what you can do outside.
I thought I told you he can go along.
He's a hot dog.
I think everyone's just talking about how much they love Brazil.
Let's get out of here.
I thought you were gonna say, listen, Brazilians, they're simple people.
You just say, Viva Brazil, they love you instantly.
It's a beautiful thing.
Nick wanted to push close, he did it, they pushed anyways.
And let me guess, Nick died and boom goes the dynamite?
some sums out all right cool let me get out of there you out of that rate yes
yo bro what does that ever happen anybody at the train on Stella and the
the last zero seconds of the game dude I was waiting for five minutes I thought
this dude was on the map and Chow's even telling me like bro no way he already
He's already gone.
Bro, 20 seconds left, this guy hits the fucking train wall on the other side, and I kill him
at zero.
What?
That's what you see?
You have like 50 damage.
Hey, we'll take that.
We'll take that.
See, usually whenever I do that, I get hit with about 437 slurs.
I think he was so shocked and baffled he could not speak words.
He was studlocked, he studlocked him.
I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure that guy was fucking, just did not know what to think in that moment.
That's awesome.
That's the best.
Yeah.
Let me hatch out another good.
How you doing on money?
I have a melee.
Okay.
I'm doing ice.
Honest work.
Well, I was doing really good, and then I played with Peanut, consecutively, and now I'm four.
Yeah, Peanut's kind of like the whatever he sees opposition.
He just says let's ride and then balls out.
And you know that worked when everybody was like not that rich not that good now. It's like let's ride. I'm dead
Every single time into like fucking 14 traps
Yeah, but everyone's sitting there with trigger grenades waiting for you to go in next and they know you're coming
You're gonna die bro. We would sit there and we knew
That we would go down into like blue on blue gay and we would know that there was other teams at every other entrance
and whoever started the first fight,
everyone was gonna fly at it, right?
All of a sudden it happened so many times.
And he would always start the first fight.
Don't worry, he hasn't changed.
He still does exactly that.
But now his new thing, his new thing, his new tech,
is saying, okay, I have an opportunity
that just came across my desk.
And Max Gu potential were taking the matriarch
with an anvil and 300 rounds of heavy ammo.
And whenever we failed, it's not like, okay, that's that.
No, no, no.
Then we do it again and again and again.
The next thing you know, number one,
it would have been cheaper
by just doing it with a fucking legendary.
But no, we're doing it with a fucking anvil.
And it has you-
Shoot this guy and his fucking limbs 14,000 times.
It has never worked, season smoke.
It has never worked.
We have died every single time and then we'll go and we'll be successful and we'll be like
oh we made 100k let's go.
I have a maximum potential and we go and lose it all again.
Puts us over to the ground, he finds some info.
Yeah, so I'm poor, well I'm probably going to do a green armor on the first round just
to kind of feel it out.
Green armor, cattle I'm going to use this load out that I just got in the last
Well map you trying to play I
Have no preference on map. I no care except like spaceports kind of whatever like to go space bar
I see to bring a sniper
You begin sniped heavily at all or no
No, that's pretty chill.
Alright, but here and there we had some guys cheating and sniping us in a couple games
yesterday, but other guys, you have that stream sniper shit on where it like cues you ran away?
Yes, but it doesn't work.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Remember how whenever we were playing park tops and I was like, I don't know how you deal with what you deal with in this game?
Back in the day?
Yeah.
That's basically what I deal with now in this fucking game.
Now we won't get it as bad because Nick and Cloakzy are around so I think most of them are over there right now.
But when those two guys go to do their sponsor, be ready for help.
Change this up.
Alrighty.
the boys are back in town. The
boys are back in town. Right
your blue. I'm right. Yeah,
yeah, I'm rocking some blues.
I got like four mil. I'm
chilling. Yeah, Ruthless. Thank
you so much for the gifted
address. Thank you for the
don't know again, man. Slushy
Yo got clipped, what's up, man?
Yo, Callum, much love bro. You two like the stream! W comes.
Fucking nada, thing.
I was in a solo game yesterday during a matriarch or a queen.
I killed three people with like all legendary weapons and then everybody else that came
around I pretended like I was friendly and then we killed the queen and I got out of
that bitch.
What?
You ever done that?
you ever just been a fucking bad guy at the beginning and then turn into a
friendly and then you're getting up just blending out because I know someone's
gonna get in there and fucking take it all I had three people then someone else
showed up I was like bro yeah I had a guy we were on Stella Montice and there
was like 20 friendly people like everyone's just chillin whatever they're
Oh, yeah, you need this you need that I
Look over at chat, and I might watch this I take a shotgun from across the map and just barely tickled two of them
Everyone one each other
No
Movies where everyone's like super cordial and then like the world's ending and it's a survival situation everyone just
Yeah, each other. That's exactly what happened, and I ended up killing the last guy and had 20 bodies
You ever seen a clip where Willers is playing Tarkov and he sees like two people walking
together?
Yes, and he shoots one of them, he shoots one of them in like the leg and then the front
guy turns around and he blasts the guy.
That is very similar.
Shot by his boy.
Yes, that is exactly what happened.
It was awesome.
This is good.
There's someone here I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, no doubt.
They're going to be in the goop.
Yeah, they're in front. It's not like rat room, maybe up top.
Assure.
I'm cattled up. I don't really know this gun very well, so I might not be incredible here.
Yeah, it's all good. I dropped.
I hit him once, hit him once.
I fucked that guy up.
He's slamming, he's slamming.
My boy
I'm gonna run back I'm a minor play I
Want to get control of this room here. Yeah, I'm just careful. I'll be back over there in two seconds
Blinks mind I
Got one down on me. Yeah, I'm me on me on me on me. I'm down there. I'm down. He's right here
I'm pink my pink one shot one guy. He's got these two pennies. He's getting his book right now
I don't know where the other ones are no idea
had these man. Bro we had them. Yeah we did. Four dead bodies in here. This guy's about
to get ran down from up here though. I just heard a door open. I just heard a door open.
I saw a snap hook as well. Let's see if I can't raise them all. No. I was close.
Dude I ran into a room with two people already set up and I managed to kill one of that.
Yeah, that's the one that's in here, because they're in here flushing.
No, we had tempest, I should've healed.
Oh shit, you're like out of there, out of there.
Oh, I like that. He's looking for you, can't see you.
Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, no, dude, what the?
Oh, yo, bro, I'm so proud of you.
You did a great job in there.
And I just want to say that you are a great human being.
And it's my first rate of the day.
You know, we all make mistakes.
I should have never went near you.
That's on me.
And if you graced me with this defense, I would be just getting destroyed
by PvE right now.
I
They're letting it rip
I tried to escape from this spot yesterday it took me a total of like 12 minutes to get to a fucking extract
Oh, bro. I'll show you a little quick route. I get there
there's a fucking guy right outside you see him oh my gosh another downed guy
This is good, we're looking good.
First raid of the day already on my Ds, love this.
That was a tough fight, to be honest. We got immediately rushed by another team, they didn't give us time to really do much.
I should have healed, I was busy thirsting, I wouldn't have that if I have health.
That's all me I should have pre-nated that door bro just knowing
Oh man, I am out of here
You got this
Shit.
Shit!
Oh shit. Oh...
No way.
Hey, what's going on, guys? It's so good to see you guys, bro.
Hey, let me hit that- Hey, my boy!
My fucking boy is gonna see this early in the G-DOT!
No, it's gonna have a whole short save you, dude.
Fuck you!
He murdered him!
It's crazy work right now.
That guy thought he saw you from across the way
and was like, dude, friendly.
G-DOT's been in a couple of my raids.
Like I said, Karen, it's gonna be a war as well.
Wait, you're okay.
You should have been a Valorant player.
Let's get out of here, G. Thank you. Let's go!
Good luck, good luck, bro. I appreciate you, bro. Good seeing you and not dying to you,
man. Go win!
First rain of the day. God of love. All right, I'll start hiding screened.
I'm pretty sure G-Dot is uh, yeah, hey, hey, it's nice living, it's nice living to him.
Every time I see G-Dot, I'm usually dead.
I gotta check the scene after this, but that's who I think it is, I'm pretty sure.
He's a very good wizard.
Very good wizard.
All right, I got a mini for you off that guy had a murder
What'd you get off that guy two things to goody for us?
Bring one in to you this red
I'm cool. I'm cool. I got all right. I got a lot of Venice. Oh
I'm a role and I'm a ball out and I have a whole page about a check
I'm chill. Oh, bro. I need I
Need to come up on some of that I always pick up survivors man
Just cuz I know that I'm old eventually
Well and you can rip them apart for processors for teammates
What you're just incredible
Yeah, I can craft a lot of those
Where's old G at
Yeah, oh G dot
See I
I know a bro. I know him by heart. Like I run into these cats so much. I know a wizard when I see a wizard. I know it.
I appreciate the, appreciate the spare. Gee, I know you're in here. I appreciate you sparing my life this time.
You keep going and doing your wizard things.
I think that's the one.
Level 73.
Almost maxed, brother.
Yeah.
How's it being back?
You enjoying it?
Once and I don't know where to put them.
To be honest, I might just put one into traveling tinker.
I can give you a better one if you would like.
The better what?
Like, open up.
Let me take a look.
I like my skill tree.
You have a solid one. Yeah, this looks great
I'm in there, bro. I got that all the day
Yeah, you're chilling
Yeah, I put a lot of thought into this one
Before I would like gather like three points before I would even decide I just be fucking
Contemplating like where I want to put it and then eventually like I feel like I got like a yeah, I'm really liking my shit
Here's the better than mine. I
Need to redo mine, but I have effortless roll, which is useless
I might put my last two points in the down but determined
Move faster it's longer before you collapse when you're down
Yeah, that is for those moments when I want to crawl out of a raid. It'll be a little bit more efficient. I guess
You see only got two points. I don't know. I got turtle crawl. I got crawl before you walk
I'm already committed on the crawl a little bit, you know, you know
But two more points in the down but determined probably won't be too much
It's a problem because two more points into anything isn't much
No, I threw all those extras into heroic leap which I'm pretty sure is useless right now
With five points, it's like a five percent difference I was told so with two points
You're like two percent difference on your fucking on your role imagine. That's pretty small
It's very maybe I go fight or flight when you're hurt in combat regain a fixed amount of stamina
maybe two points into that I'll five that out. I don't think you can make a
wrong choice with what you have right now. Yeah. Yeah. I feel that. I'm not
sure. Oh, about it later. Yeah. Thank you so much for the sub over on the
tube and play it. Thank you for the prime. Dad, thank you for the five or
over on the tubes. Go like Chris Farley in his natural habitat, motherfucker.
the three.
Jarrus thinks about for the two
months.
Dodgy thinks about the two
months.
Ryder and Swarton, thank you.
Out of the woods, think of the
$6.00 don't know predictions
for Sunday's game.
See dogs, baby.
Go Seahawks.
I think it's going to be them.
for Sunday's game.
Sea dogs, baby.
Go sea hawks.
I think it's going to be them.
Well, you got to remember, last night I streamed
eight hours in the day, five hours a night.
So it was a 13 hour stream.
I was just exhausted, bro.
I was so tired.
I was so tired, man
I'm fine on late nights. I just got to wake up later like that. Oh
Fuck right
Actually kind of wanted to left here unless you want to stay outside for a bit
19 minutes. We should go find a team. Yeah, we go straight over this and we'll go down zip again. I
I
Hate going down pyramid never good
Research it is dude or whatever it's called reinforce for seven r squared
Why don't witches wear underwear?
Does it get tangled on the broomstick?
enemy, take over the tier one
Nick is still low, tell Nick to come join us
I got Ark, I'm in, go shoot
Yeah, tell Nick if he wants to come and join us
See they have the extra security right here
Yeesh
Yeah, look at that
They didn't give me a gap in between the tree and the rock, bro
They're not the best of the party
They're fuckers
I doubt anyone's down here, we'll see that
We might get some winners.
Oh, where's that?
Under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under.
Like parking lot?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I cannot believe I just got hit by a gun.
I shot J-Rod.
That's your last 20 luck, huh?
I walled and jolted, so no one's coming from behind us.
I
Appreciate it probably gonna get hammered knowing him I use anvils and a level four on this guy
What use angles no, I'm dropping it. I'm not good enough to use an anvil bro. I need something that shoots a lot
I'll drop wall
I'm here doors third. They're definitely
Let's go up
Yeah, I was bugged we had no light on it
Yeah, they're definitely below us somewhere. I don't know why they were shooting at zip
I don't see anybody thing underneath right here in a drop
Me feel for a sec
We just open the other door I think
Hi door
The other door to long I'm gonna drop right up. Okay coming back
They have a trap they have a trap in here I'm gonna look yeah, they have a door up to
Oh, I wanna be in my door!
Hey, hey, hey!
I wanna be in my door!
Yeah, that's alright.
Fuck, you shouldn't do that.
You need it.
Grab my bag!
Close to me.
One more, one more. Kill him.
back off for a second
I cannot believe that killed me
I'm good
another team another team
no no as I pushed in to fight this guy another team
brother it's great
One's crawling out, one's crawling out, top of staircase.
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, wait a second, wait a second, hey.
Yeah, go get that guy.
Run, bro, run.
Oh, my heart hurts.
My heart is in pain right now.
One second, I think I can resist, I think I can resist back up to our feet.
I can't believe there's four teams are three teams down here at 14 minutes brother. How is that a thing?
Nick come join us. Hey, I'm over here. I'm over here brother. Listen that Dardell piece of shit. He fucking killed me a cold blood
I was calling him.
I ain't even got a little going on, Shady.
Hey, I think.
Go ahead.
I think.
Hey, go around my door.
Wait, what's up?
What's up?
Hey, come on.
I'm not your pet.
All right, listen.
No, no, no.
Not your pet.
Listen, I could be your friend, my boy.
My boy.
I think we remember what?
We have.
You killed my boy.
No, no, no.
You killed my boy.
I didn't kill him.
No, no, no.
I didn't kill him.
I didn't kill my boy.
No, no, no boys Darnell got murdered by the other two guys who killed me as well
Okay, well you know what you want to know
Don't shoot don't shoot that you sound you're gonna shoot
Listen, you're gonna have a house in Malibu. I'm over in the fucking projects
You don't expect me to come in here and maybe when I grab a fucking pie or something
Maybe grab a cannoli. Hey, you had you had a beach you got chairs and shit
I'm sleeping on a food pod behind the Wendy's now. Give me a bed, please. It's bad
I'm poor and I'm sad
Far down was a great guy
You don't know about my day that little peanut has broken me down to my core
I've lost everything the banks are coming. It's terrible
Terrible and yeah, I talked shit a little bit to Darnell
But that was so that I could live because the other guys killed Darnell. I didn't do nothing to him Darnell gave me the peace
What's the condition man
Darnell is the goat of all goats some people say Darnell isn't the goat
You know what I say I say those people are idiots Darnell is a legend
He will be remembered, I'm going to make a little trophy out of peanut butter and ice cream
and it's gonna say Darnell is the best human I've ever met and I love him.
That's how much he means to me.
Watch out! Yo, Resby, I help you! Resby, I help you!
I'm with my, I got new friends now, fuck you! I hope fuck.
come come come
sweet god
everything's gonna be good j-rod everything's gonna be good i raise them up
hey let's get the fuck out of here or we go from a different angle what you thinking
Okay, nice job. What do you want to do? You want to go hit him for the flank?
Is there? Yeah. All right, all right, let's go. You got a staff hook? No, no, no. All right, let's go this way.
I can just climb this side of them.
I can just zip up right here.
I can zip up right here.
Cool.
Well, we want to come from this right here.
Climb that tunnel entrance.
Oh, yeah, big fight.
Are they down below us?
Yeah.
What was that?
You're hitting Joltz and shit.
Probably nowhere coming, so careful.
This isn't the same kid that you ever had.
No, no, different team. I think they killed the guy who saved me.
I killed the guy who saved me. I said I was gonna have his back, then I left him to save you.
Here's what it is. Doggy Dog World.
There's someone above us right now. There's also a team in here.
Over there.
Okay.
More flying here with you?
No.
Cross your gear.
Oh my gosh, I suck.
Careful, Tina.
I'm hurt bad, he's up here, I can't even see anything, I'm gonna try to ping him.
You in there?
Yes you bro.
Bro, I can barely see anything.
Come on!
Not a lot of stuff here on the wall this.
Oh my gosh, I think we just hit the mother lord brother.
Yeah, this is probably the winners.
Yeah, it's just been weirded.
Take that though.
Oh yeah, come on. Give me the goop.
You killed my boys. You killed Darnell.
You killed the other guy.
I don't remember his name, but he was a great soldier,
and I'll always remember him.
There's five C4s on this dude, and eight C4s on this dude.
Oh my...
11 C4s on this dude.
Who did you...
You just got 11 C4s on that brother.
That's
All right, yeah, I think I've loaded
You still have it
Okay, let's do it. I think we're good on all this. Yeah. All right, let's go
Bless wrap the sign
All right, you just see you just have to make me look bad
You have to like press back while you're flying down on it a little bit
It's a little harder for me wait this
Have a key once you want to just maybe don't use it now. I love you. I love you baby. Oh, I love you
Thank you when your boy can spare me I killed your killers I took their life I
said it's just for Darnell I didn't say that I'm just I was yelling at the top
of my lungs but it's only one that's open is wonderer left up here I got
hatch hatch out yeah I got hatch I got hatch I ain't risking nobody's
stealing any of this
all right all right all right we brought that back
so the guys at rescue died
and we killed their killers
All right, let's go!
It's not about how we get there, just that we get there, right?
Yeah, I'll take it.
My spine is just like going to a corner they couldn't find me and then die in the middle of the storm.
So I'll take it.
Let's say, hey, I'm glad we lived!
What is Nick doing we're going to ask
Nick Marcos invited me I love these
insinuane he wants to do some tree
house I'm gonna shout right now yeah
Yeah, you invited me to accept that.
La la la la la.
I'll drag him.
M-m-m-m.
Yes, sir!
All right, I didn't expect to live!
I'm so happy we lived! I'm so happy we lived!
dude shout out to Darnell and the homie man damn I love you what's up boys
what's going on
yo it's been a morning man we we me and Danny brought it back but uh yo just
get ready brother we've been at two raids we've been at two raids in both
we've had of it. We just saw
what's that guy's name is always in our games. Who's
the I was watching it. Darnell. No, no, not that one.
The one before was the cheater guy who who always
follows us. No, what was his name? G dot. Remember G dot
with the kid voice. Oh, I do remember the kid voice.
Yeah, he was in our first game. He read me. Yeah, dude,
we were I mean just just they're just ripping in
We're yelling that shit
Nick tell us tell something about our our morning yesterday
We had one good raid and then after that
We had. There was a duo that we had killed and before when we're
executing they're screaming the bomb. Okay. And then we look we
look at this big building and we look down because someone shot
a zip up like and we look down. There's eight players all
cheating. No exaggeration screaming in the end word like
yeah like and this game has like shout audio you know so you
can hear the end word from afar. Oh yeah. Oh dude they
I mean, watch tribe and we shot him off the zip like 18 fucking times, but it's just kept coming up, kept coming up.
Like we walked into a wrong town in Arkansas. It was crazy.
His little spaceport.
Okay, hold on.
Space for, okay.
I'm gonna hide my screen.
You can't just zip up to your building and shit.
Yeah.
We were in one of those towers that's impossible to like push, so everyone's pissed at us for shooting them.
and they're just all they just
all continually take it. If you
peak a man, you're just your
heads rolling off your body
while screaming the inward
flying through the air. Oh man.
Get ready, brother. Get ready.
He's going to bring out the
mix. We made class text, peanut
the names of like we we made
them. Oh, that bad? It's the
same team. And who which
which team? What was the guy's
Yeah, what was the guy's name and the one dude he's bad, but he's an evil man. He's an evil man
You can hear in his voice man. He just wants pain. He's ready
Valley at it valley here if we see that we're fucked man. We're completely. Oh, is he just race-eating yelling though?
Yeah, the words
Okay, I'm gonna flash map when you guys got some
You hide your screen you do all that much you got up with the right
Yeah, I don't think I don't have as the time but if it gets crazy we can
You flash the map so you know what guns to bring and then we'll rip it. Yeah, whatever you want. I'm covering the whole time, so
The only thing I it's like if it's spaceport
Yeah, I heard it.
I see it.
You loudest, no.
Okay.
Squat, freedom!
Squat!
I appreciate you, bro.
Thank you so much for the love.
Oh, what?
What?
Y'all can call me a racist?
Y'all can call me a hillbilly and a redneck, but God forbid, I talk about Arkansas.
Fuck you!
Fuck you! Y'all sounded like you're from California!
Hehehehehehehehe
is
retirement what happened bro i've been having like refugees come over here
nick like man i can't stand them yell at each other
we had one bad one raw hr's throats man
listen taxis evil and there's these three guys on a fucking roof they got
jupiter's they're doing the queen
and we go up there and we we we meet hi hi
And Taxi's like, should we kill them?
And I'm over here on the left.
And Denny's way over here like, no, guys,
I think maybe we should just like chill.
Oh, he was on that.
But Taxi was on some demon shit like,
yo, let's fucking kill them.
And it was feeding into me, man.
Like the more he talked, the more I wanted to dead.
And then Denny was swearing that we shouldn't do it.
I just started fucking lighting them all up, man.
And we knocked all three, but Denny fell off
the top of the mountain and died.
I
Think it was food claws man like that one time I yelled at you
I didn't have any food and then right after the clip ends my food shows up. I'm sorry holding hands. Yeah, I remember that
You know the boss man like when you're starving, bro, it's so much more
Yeah, I hear you a little bit more agitated
So angry bro, and he literally he got a taco and he was just this happy little guy
I just gotta do some like some stuff for the chill my brain I go water my plants
and shit you know yeah there you go I know about the walk the fish strap
so you like spaceport now it's your shit yeah yeah we do fuck with space for
I space for blue gate damn
Has been taken over
We used to play
She gets always my catch up a little catch up
I forgot they haven't played in a while
Nothing really I'm just kind of all over the place right now dude been playing a little dark and darker a little bit of counter strike a little bit of
Delta Force
I'm kind of just doing a shitload of sponsors and stuff. So I'm kind of on random ass game too
Our creators been kicking back a little bit
Crazy parts is still growing
Yeah, I like that shit.
Just for eSports, there's such a perfect eSports.
Yeah.
Shots right from the top.
Easy to follow.
I was hanging out at the extract.
I got back right here.
Nick, I want you to know I've quested off stream for two and a half hours on Delta
today.
It was paying.
I want you to know that I will be ready.
oh yeah you got the hook up and you set him up bitch
I hit that guy I try to flush him
we're going I'll go I'll go I'll go
he should be flushed in here
hit him again
hit him again that may have flushed him I don't know
he got it on the wall
no he's still there
somebody just
okay they're rising they're rising
am I good to get aggro here
okay I almost died bro
It's weird there's a team in top tower could be just like part of that team that they're slinky down on these cars got it
And I don't know about the rest. I think just like deeper
Yeah, they're running back towards tower right now. I'm not shooting wait till y'all get closer
I'm gonna move up along this wall
I
Can they talk I don't see them up there right now hold on don't just yeah, I'm not a mom
One's in bottom tower just her to shield
Yeah, I don't see him that's our at all right now. I'll be leaning on the other side
Nothing bro, nothing they got to be like in here, baby
I
Maybe the bottom like you said like it might all be there
Nothing I'm thinking it's
I mean it could have just left the other way I can't I can't see that. I don't think so. I heard him shielding
Shut up
roof okay that's not good I'm gonna I'm gonna snap up to the roof I'm up here
nothing check in second floor I guess it was barely had to get enough second
floor is clear too we must they must have walked past this I got no audio
I
Mean at least we're not pinched
Not terrible place to be right now
left team's getting an angle
third
20 down here with something
I got no range
da da la la la
Gary take it for the two dollars baby
I think I shot at him
is that side again bro
I can't believe they wiggled out of that.
Oh man, these guys are just lasing me, ohhhhhh.
These guys are moving perfectly around us.
Yeah, come in, come in, come in.
Yeah, these guys are...
try I'm gonna try
healing real quick down here
yo those guys you're playing fucking perfect man
yeah they are
they're weird
keep it close that's all we gotta do
right close
much at saying they were pre-firing this shit out of me. I don't think you're wrong on this
call.
Back one.
Nice.
Right here.
Sorry.
Can't tell who's who man. Yeah he's running back to his team on the right side. So we've
got a team in this.
Oh they're going. They're going. They're like close to us. They're like right here.
They're going.
We got mines. I have walls too. I'm gonna wall over back.
Close. South east side. Moving. Come in to the door now.
On your door just set it careful very close
One shot on this thing so much out of this thing I might push him I'm with you
You perfect player and you a good-looking
Me as well
I need it.
New team! New team! New team! New team!
All right, go.
What the hell is happening?
I'm gonna let you die.
No.
What about that?
Watch your swing. Watch your swing.
On me! On me! On me! Right here!
Did one of them...
Oh, that's you! I killed one left!
No, we're fighting each other we're fighting each other careful
I
With that's that book in your bow by the way
Down laying down laying
I have no more shields. I need silver charges. You have any for me fucked up my last one
That's my last one to you
Close there's other close down lane right side
All right
with us like right here that could be our boy right there he's like hugging that
wall we got a whole new team over here down the right side last scene
on the right side. Got it.
Oh, Bill.
Come inside if you need to, Deep!
It's Deep.
Hutch, I'm losing.
Is Deep our friend?
Yes, Deep's our boy.
OK.
And I tinated because I thought you guys
Deep's going to kill you.
That's the same, bro.
I hate it.
I really think we should flip the switch, man.
There's too many motherfuckers around here right now.
All right, we want to do.
You want to leave?
No, no, no.
I don't want to leave.
I'm saying like we got to end all truces.
All right, done.
I've done me twice.
I got to crack out right side, maybe?
Like outside?
No, there's on the road.
I hit a guy on the right.
I think I found him.
I found him.
I'm sure I saw him.
It's me.
Oh, it's me.
Hey, oh my god.
I thought I got back four like days.
I don't know.
This guy's got a nice shot.
Four of these.
I don't know these boys.
Not a good time yet, Nick.
Trust.
You just got an insurance policy
Steve are your boys up
This guy is not talking
Yeah, yeah, is any of your friends alive is what I'm asking so I know to shoot anybody else
about my boss here
I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait
I'll wait, I'll wait
Oh my god, Bob
You almost bopped that dude
I need meds
Yo, yo, D.D.D.D.
I need your recharges, bro, please, please
I have no one to...
Come on, D.
Give me two, give me two
I'll give you
I just got mopped right up front
That was not him either
Behind you bro behind you behind you behind you at that gate be cool be cool
I have nothing, I have nothing, I have nothing, I have nothing, that she's horrible.
Wait, what?
I just want to know, are you dead?
Are you going to die?
I'm not dying, I just don't have fucking shield recharges, I have no shields in the water.
Where is the A.D.A., where is the A.D.A.?
I shot you at three, Dura.
We just got to kill, man, we got to kill.
We got a water cannon, a wave, a salami, a...
He's a...
Got one there?
Got one here?
The salami's here.
All right, here, here, here.
I just want to know, why the salami's here.
All right, I can smoke that guy in the door. I'm smoking that shit
Let's go. It's the one way. Oh
Like that like that
How's your gonna get the first crack? Yeah, I got it. Well, he's gonna mind the front
No door open you mind again, you mind again, hutch. I have teenage
I'm chillin' I'm chillin' I'm chillin' I'm chillin'
Give me a chance, people big dog, later
Goddamn it you bastard
What the hell?
Oh shit, I called you a flat asser
He ain't never let me do it
What?
If he's got a blue or a green shield, let me know
I'm blastin' dead
Yeah, got you
Green shield about 11 durability
Oh brother, this was the winner
winner
This was that on the left corner a this guy says boy, that's a boy, right? Yeah
Something clear come here come on come on come on take
And right here
There you go gotta you know help me out too much. I'm pretty chill. I'm splitting it up
I don't use renegades and stitches to sell Nick come here. I got yours as well
Don't you know what who hurt you? I don't use renegades
Here you go, Nick
You guys want to know if we want to fight the matriarch and shit
We'll be honest. Hell no, we lied to him. We go ahead and walk our asses over to the hatch and leave.
I lied right to their face.
Hey, survival situation, Nick. Don't feel guilty.
We had to live, man. We had to live.
You did pay for it. You paid for our survival.
Alright, let's show, let's show. We could have fucking scummed Deeb so many times, man.
All the homies boys that's all the boys. That's the boys boys boys. There's kind of spread out but around there
Yeah, I say we peace we set this yes, it's about reset. I'm a key if we need it
Boys
I told you I knew it was a pick and tie Bob. So they tried
I'm pretty sure you said I love you something at the end
I don't think if I heard weird shots though, were they shooting you when you were shooting me when I was going in but like
when I was
Reminds me oh we mean hutch when we were streaming like a week ago
This fucking game had it so we can't stop
Being added these people were spam add us and we can't stop
Can't block him or decline it reminded me of your clip on for now, dude
I've seen you type that shit on Twitter and I almost turned in like fortnight
I was gonna put that fucking clip if you're doing that in the fort now
I was so locked in and not getting some people doing the same thing to me yesterday
They had all guys names popping up a must dream it there was nothing worse than dying and seeing the same fucking guy friend
Requested me for the 200th time after I just lost 13 raids in a row
Yeah, it's a screen on and some dude named dart yesterday. That was doing it to our whole group. Love that
Yeah
And then the very next game after they're doing it they've aim out of this
I
Do piece of a pod
That's all things should be okay look look I don't want to steer the ship too hard here
I just gotta let my boy Hush at least know that I do have stakes in my mind.
Stakes will be valuable.
It sounded like you have a solo investment opportunity because I know you know that I
played with Pina yesterday and I don't got shit.
You don't have any times I heard.
It's like this little store in Perch.
Yeah, I can.
I do.
I will oblige.
I am down with that.
Oh, it's already been purchased.
I have one deadline.
Okay.
I mean we could.
Nick Dart was the one that cheated and spanned the N-word today.
Oh.
So it appears that we have run into your friend Dart.
No, he started immediately.
Oh, my lord, there ain't no way.
What's that for?
Here's perked up.
He's like, now's my time.
Hey, can't call him nothing but consistent, General.
That means we got a couple cheaters trying to get
into our game, 1,000% right now, so it's still another.
Yeah, no doubt.
And I don't think we need to do the nature arc,
but if we're feeling good after a couple of juicers.
I mean, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
All right, I'm high on my screen.
Thank you, the Butter Bar.
All right, we're going here.
What time are you playing with Peanut?
He's supposed to be getting on, I believe at 7.
We got to sponsor at 8 PM.
You know, I sponsor at 8 PM, I think.
You never know with him.
EST CST I don't fucking know anymore
What's your favorite pitch that you threw
Uh slider bro that was my money that was my money pitch
Kick rarely gets read shut up dr. Pepper. I'm trying there's so many people talking
Now youtube's gonna be like he hardly reads our chat then twitch could it be like you're fat
What can I do?
Doo doo doo doo.
Ignored here. That's a lie and you know it.
Wait, Hutch can actually read?
And y'all wonder why I don't read the fucking chat.
I
When I fresh it looks my hairline looking like a lion's mane this is a night
I
Hud you a very petite and skinny and handsome not fuck you you piece of shit
Should have spawns to our right up here. Yeah
I already went in.
Yeah
Oh, it's not us
I
Said we said our fucking trios a hundred years old man
He's like going to topside or
Yes, I've done this one
Yeah, we just get stuck in that room man like you know that's the right. Yeah, we'll go right. We do get stuck a lot
So good room to like
start the fight and then have a party roll out as a 4th party or whatever depending on the situation
yeah it's a creep scenario you know unfortunately there's a fifth and a sixth and a seventh
um i'm probably gonna i can shoot traps okay you trap this i'll probably trap the stairs on this
son you can't I'm not sad okay cool I'll put mine over here I'm gonna I'm gonna
trap you to you
I'm gonna trap long blue right now
love that for us love that for us yes let's try it again
catch up blue
I
Becoming jump right now
Like someone's trying to go to cab maybe
Maybe.
Well, that's under.
They're killing it.
They're killing it right now.
Trying to kill, uh...
It's dead. It's dead. It's dead.
I'm gonna peek out.
Man, they killed it that fast, huh?
They know they're doing it.
Where, uh, it's by you?
Down there. Down there.
Okay, gotcha
Can't see shit
Door door am I right my bottom right probably I didn't hear I don't stop open
Given the inside door it could have went through here
Right there right there right there
hold your point
Yeah, top of me, top of me. One to one.
One flank right there if you're right, yeah.
Right, dead, dead. That's two.
Don't let him call, don't let him call.
Yeah, I'm filming.
Watch there.
Other one's on the body over here.
Yeah, there.
He's looting, bro.
What the fuck?
He's going to fucking shoot, bro!
No, I just I replaced you man. Definitely a random squad definitely poor definitely just needs fashion cores. No doubt
Oh, we go we got a attack ground up front the work
No you can drop it, you can drop it on this barrier right here.
Do you see a friend there?
I'm in.
I help.
I got my gun like a barrier.
Why is there a guy on top? I shot him off. I shot him off.
What the fuck?
Oh nice. Good job.
And then two below me right here. Two below me right here.
Watch two right here, two right here.
Yeah, yeah, I heard.
Down.
I think I should be in the corner right here, right?
I heard.
Come on.
He is there.
I got shot.
I got flanked but I didn't even see a shot.
Pussy ass motherfucker.
The whole faith.
I think I just killed Judd.
You pussy ass motherfucker, I didn't hear the freak yet you go over here
Next kind of spot over here too. I'm gonna take a look at these fellas
They were a little better. Yeah that guy at the front door who walked out the front door
And I what you know what you take that got the front door he's
Hey, where are you?
Alert alert alert green 19. Oh shit. Yeah, I've seen that spot on the other side
Never on that side
All right, so I think it was long. I think it was long. I see the tech right here
That's a good one
Okay, so they could be here, yeah, or they could be either way summit mine long
My mind blew long I'm gonna take this down
And I think we I guess we could try to go
That's like opposite
That's like east side of our tunnel
People are blowing shit up. I got you Nick if you want to go on a
we are might be a reset opportunity
yeah it had to be carried
both
did it trip it?
yeah it was a wall
yes but that fire that is up here just triggered the fire or the the the mine down below us
What the bottom one just got tripped bottom one just got tripped this gotta be a player no the fire from up here
I think trip there. Yeah
went through the floor
Oh, I'm never placing that there
Yeah, I'm getting a little right now, that's me and me me robot behind you guys
I don't know what to do with it.
It's funny, everybody comes down here to fight, but there really is shit to loot down here.
You know, processors and batteries and stuff like that.
If you look at all the computers, you've got about 20 bags.
What do you call that?
Yeah, right here.
Batteries for battery life, ain't you, Shabby?
This has got some plants, they shit.
Processors.
I like this map.
You come up through the woods, you get a bunch of wood.
The woods is, you know, this map has more mule than anywhere else.
It's got it, it's got it, yeah.
It's crazy, and no one ever does the mule in runs.
The mule in...
Mule in a fortune!
Over here, if anybody needs this.
MK3 aggressive BP.
Oh wow.
I've taken a look see.
Ain't shit.
You're doing mule and runs.
Dude it's it.
Okay boys.
Rain bandages are just next level man.
They're the best.
Maybe try to catch a fight on the way out.
find it
Swaray, let's go check the windies and we'll get all the fighting we want
How poor these motherfuckers are
Let's grab my wall might not be a bad idea to loot that bash
That's actually a great idea
Let's do it. I'm going up top just to peek around see if I see anybody cool. We'll go through jump
I don't think we looted one of those bodies down there shots like yeah, that's east of us
You guys could come up from the zip line, I'm like above you
Might be a captain such something like I'm down where could be a rattler
Thank you, we're gonna shoot bang this
They look geared call us we're gonna she bang this passion
You guys shoot that's turret real quick
All right, we might be good actually
your one HP bro how much health that's got to be killed
Oh, gosh.
I might have to just shoot this thing.
Yeah, I think so.
Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Yeah, ho, what's up, big dog? Yeah, we're playing with P.D.
tonight. He'll be getting on around seven. Yes, we will.
I'm gonna make my way over to him. I'm coming, Nick. Okay, they're very, very,
very very bad
okay get some money out of this
reach worth it
um
yeah I mean it's yes and no right like
if you know what type of player you are if you can utilize that in pvp situations
those points I would throw it in BVB be more of a chill player who wants to loo
a lot more and get the most bang for your buck oh yeah they're not very good
and I have another team up the hill who's this team for right here but this
team's coming in right now hutch yeah we're gonna let these teams fight and
then turn it or no all right I'll go and kill these guys
What the fuck, buddy?
She has too many more.
Got much.
I should be in here.
That guy's dead.
Been pulled.
Yeah, I have a feeling this guy is going to be next level 4.
Oh my gosh.
Let's get out of this raid, boys.
Let me read it off.
Eight plastic parts, five wires, a burnt arc circuitry board, the green one that's broken in the metal.
One, not even the crude explosive, still in the pop form.
A film reel.
Pretty rough.
It's in the pop form.
I'm typing.
There it is.
I left him out of his shit.
It's not the other I'm not kidding you. I have two hundred and ninety batteries in my stash
I want yo bro. You gotta spit that information. We believe 10 batteries. I don't feel the batteries y'all want batteries
I got to 90 and I got seven some all right cool your great man
I do agree with summit though that that spit information. I will bring some batteries. Hey, I'm leaving 10 batteries
That's huge!
Oh, shit. I'll bring him in.
50 bangers at all mine? No mines!
I've never heard of 290. How do you have 290 batteries?
What are you even doing?
Yeah, what?
280?
Blue armors or what, dude? Like, what do you do?
That's insane!
I was waiting for Peanut last night, so I was just doing Stella battery runs for an hour straight.
Never died, had like 80 processors and 300 batteries.
Wow.
You guys want 30 batteries to pop?
I mean bro do you have the circuitries to back that up?
I have three circuitries.
How about you bring me one circuitry and I'll bring you 30 batteries.
Make a trade.
I'll be honest bro I'll be okay on the battery life I'll be alright I'll slowly gather it.
I keep my circuitries up that's what I do.
A lot of people don't like to grab blue armors and shit because they're heavy but.
Yeah, but I do the same shit, I do the same shit, I do the same shit.
Circuitry is circuitry, and the stocks will go up, unlike every stock that exists currently as it's going down.
I heard the cryptos like tankin' or something, I read on Twitter like all sorts of cryptos are put down on...
Yes, not good. Bad news Billy Bears, gentlemen. Bad news Billy Bears.
It is down a shit ton.
I mean, I have a little bit of crypto, but I don't have a shit ton.
Yeah, so it's not like breaking or anything anyway.
Yeah.
I really don't care a lot.
You laugh, babe.
I feel it.
Yeah, I'm not really into the crypto space.
Give me that green.
Okay, why white, green, green?
All right, let me flash back.
Down to 63.
Holy fuck.
That's crazy, dude, because I wasn't at one point over 100 or no.
124.
Oh my God, it's so tough down.
Okay, well, that's like in the last three days, I think it's went down like 30% or something
like that, right?
Shout.
Flash a map.
Has to go down to go up.
I believe you.
Listen.
And, you know, there's a lot of people who prey on other things downfalls.
I'm not one of them.
I have lost my ass in the crypto space before.
And I could swear up and down that it wasn't going to go back up and it was
screwed.
Everyone was saying it was screwed and sure enough, it went right back up.
So if history repeats itself, it'll be back up there at some point, just a
matter of if you can ride the wave long enough without needing those funds.
Strawberry and banana
Yeah, but are you buying now are you waiting for it to go lower that's my question for you guys
What is the AI bubble what does that mean?
I'm fat.
You're... got any tips for a guy that's going to start trying the streaming world soon?
Clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, short form, short form, short form, short form, brother.
That is my biggest tip to anyone who is trying to get into any type of content creation.
Peanut didn't get where he is, Jinxie, K-So, any of those guys, none of them would be where
they are right now without short form.
Guys like Nick and Summit, those type of streamers where you just go live one day
and you grow like a big community and very rare nowadays and to be honest I haven't
seen it in probably the last three to four years. Someone being able to do what these
guys have done. But what I have seen in the last three to four years is people coming
from out of absolutely nowhere with short form content blowing up astronomically and
creating their success on long form. We're just streaming in general. Short form, bro.
So live, doesn't matter what you're doing, doesn't matter how many people you have watching
be entertaining, be funny, cut that shit up.
Post it on TikTok, YouTube shorts, Instagram, and ride.
Good luck, that's the best way to do it.
Thank you for the dinner.
Oh, got you, Neil.
The Mormon Church decides who succeeds online.
Oh shit.
I never knew that.
I'll write that down.
New tech!
New tech, new tech, new tech!
Oh, Joker, that's smart.
the big chicken swapped the dam right when I was shooting us up so we're
same same modes as them yes sir why are you not playing with ninja I got on
and I saw some of it was on so I said oh we go up there and scheme around a
little bit and then we'll go see big chicken in a little while you know what I mean
Ah, it's like three tickets.
Cawk!
Love, big chicken.
Boy, you are a big chicken.
Yeah, you a small rooster.
Yeah, you a big fucking lobster.
You better watch it.
I'm grabbing my mother fucking.
Big old lobster, look at mother fucking.
Show your new route, Jayrod.
Damn it, Jayrod, you look like Sid the Sloth, bitch.
He got a sleeper bill. I'm not yeah
I saw a bunch of monitor. Hey, man, right cross. Oh, you're the rear naked boy wound up, man
Is this fucking thing racist
You just got to have legs longer than three
Y'all got snap hooks
This goes south we can always go up
There are shots going down. I'm in.
Where'd ya?
I'm walling this shit off.
Yeah, poor Dexter for sure. That was big for a lot of people, but
You know, we're talking about how to make it in today's streaming world, right?
Hopefully nothing like that ever happens again.
Above above, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100 above a full team.
So team below and above?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100p maybe.
He's down, there's no one in, no one in.
That's two down, that's two down.
I'm watching our back for a second.
We got a heal.
They're going to drop zip.
Nope.
They're going to drop my zip.
For sure.
Got one. Got two.
I'll do one more drop zip.
I got a C4 ready? No, I'm not going to hold it.
I got to go kill this last one, surviving on this trio.
I'll do a thing, I'll do fine.
He's up top, he's up top.
He dropped, he dropped.
on his own name he dropped on his own sticky that's unbelievable what my life
hey good play man hey bro okay this guy's trying to resist boy underneath on
sewers okay he's gonna get both residents probably here
Wait, okay
In serious so we got it. We got a drop on this thing right here. It's a little edge
Yep on me now, okay, I'll get an opening kill
one down nice okay kid little two tap no yeah we can hit him from the
I'm just in. I'm just in.
That's that guy.
One down.
They're coming to you, Greg.
Heard.
There's that guy.
Someone should do one.
What's that?
That's John.
Beautiful.
That guy?
Go on, Luis.
for you guys
is it for you
thank you
coming
in this room
it was coming out of the zipline
cool
I'm in this bitch
on the back of this
over there
Oi
That's a way for me close to me
Nice
Thank you
Yeah, yeah, thanks, man. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Hey
And if you have the F slur on your bingo car go ahead and check that off any bingos in the chat any bingo's
Summer you owe this shit. You gotta play bingo, bro. You got you got the F word on your
Oh
Gotta jump off a little early, and then I I fucking hit it, and then I jumped off
I looked over and someone said all I need is the Edward and I got a bingo
I mean it's everywhere. I've never played a game that has this bad.
I've never been verbally assaulted more. It's a top one for me.
Bro, if it's not like
That's that's on the beat go card for sure see
But even in cod it's like people don't get as angry as they're getting in this game
Don't you only fear the enemy in cause like after lobbies or something like that? You don't hear them like
Thanks, though
Like this game bro every three people are crawling around verbally assault you while you're trying to
You're getting third-party by a team while the two people the two or three people are crawling around the ground telling you how much you
Focus and then while you're killing them
They're just speeding up the the the n-word per minutes as you're trying to take their life
Yeah
These guys are pretty I can see why this guy jumped out of zone fucking grenade now to be honest with me breath makes sense
Makes perfect fucking sense
and quickly pairs so
and what's up with these logis?
Oh shit! On roof!
Yeah, these guys died for this.
Oh, you just got cracked hard, bro. Both of you guys in. Where are they at?
On roof? On the roof? Yeah.
I know where to take this.
I don't think they know. They're all by this.
I need two seconds. I can get a nice little angle on this
He's good he has cover
She's just not a lot for me to be able to do there. I can work get to the big stairs Jared and be ready to snap hook when I let you know
Okay, about that snap hook thing. I just
You guys
Running over to you
Yeah
They're not thinking you right now, man. It might have dropped in they just killed a ball. You know me I'll let you know in about two seconds
Yeah, they dropped in there and there and there
Of course, bro, of course, right have I get up here drones agro make they just dip down
kept
and
I have above you okay. You mean there yeah, I have that as well
They're far back. I think we go what's gonna be right side for sure
I'm gonna wait for you to make a little bit of clunky shit then make a little bit of noise over there
You got a big yeah, they're trying on this
might be a little early I'm getting hit right now
roll on the left side he dropped down at all or no
Right
One full get the other two were top my staircase like top
They're gonna go they're gonna rotate back over something come to me like right now if you can they're gonna rotate back over obviously side
We should have free entrance here. They have a brain
Hope one's right above me. She's right above me pushing down. I probably does it again. I'm gonna zip them. Yeah
They're flying at me
That works
Well out game week
Oh, Moe!
Cricksy-Hutch, or is there a thing sometimes when you pull out your gun and it doesn't shoot?
That's exactly...
It's handbook, yeah. I'd rage about it all the fucking time.
Is that what happened to you?
I couldn't shoot.
Love that for you, man.
Love that for you.
And then I pulled my gun away to run, ran, tried to pull it out again when I was making a shot.
It wouldn't come back up.
So sick.
loot that guy up bottom zipline
dare it if you can
two bats on this guy
nick i got your renegade back
i think you're actually doing that too
fuck
i know my bad
no you're good bro
I shouldn't have died that guy.
I shouldn't have had my shield chargers, huh?
That's usually what happens.
Whenever you pop a shield and you cancel it and go to take your gun out,
it just will keep the shield charger out,
and like, three seconds will pass before you're gone.
It is about...
I'm trying not to pull my gun out, but it won't.
Yeah, yeah, it's like, um...
It's like the game is trying to process what you just said for it to do,
so you just don't do anything,
because you made multiple inputs.
I'll check the clip here in a moment. I'm gonna hit this really quick turn. Yeah, if I say you need the circuitries
Yeah
Well, that's pretty close to us. Yeah, I might regret doing this
beautiful all right let's get the hell out of here
Mr. Body, I don't it don't matter
Oh chest saying that there was a body behind this I'm pretty sure that was the freakin team maybe
Just a quick reset here
I don't know what's going on, little Chimichangas.
Chimichangas.
Got to hate little Chimichangas.
Dad, David.
Alright, I got a Renegade and your Vinny.
You're bringing them both?
I'm bringing them both for you.
Well, no, keep them going because you're in a tough night.
Are you okay?
Uh, I'll bring the Renegade.
I'll keep the Vinny.
Keep the Vinny.
I appreciate that.
I got you.
I
Think the two seconds I'll watch that clip
So the snap hook, yeah, I'm bringing it I'm bringing it
Got to bring a snap hook hang out with my friends now. Okay. I got it. All right
things have changed.
Come on man, all the cool kids are doing it.
Believe it or not, Nick just started using a snap hook as of like two days ago.
All right.
It was always like, I'm snapping, he'd be like, ah, you fucking piece of shit.
Tell me about it, tell me about it, why would you do a fucking death for me to be
the queen of snap hooks?
I loved it every time, I loved it every time.
I need teenage bro and I have no processors
I can bring you these
No no no don't I can't accept it from you
Alright
You just had night with peanut man, it's just not acceptable
Yeeeaaah
I stay poor, I'm too giving you know
Nah, me too though for real
You know, we gotta just, at least see a homeless guy, but get out of here
Fuck you, bomb!
Get out of here!
God, you little fucking McDonald's not here!
I'm not beating these allegations.
I'm just not.
No, you're not.
I'm not beating the allegations.
Everybody tweet right now.
Say.
Please, please, please, please be on.
Not again.
That was the first time I've ever been trending and it was people saying I was on Epstein
Island and that I hate homeless.
Well, you hate homeless people, huh?
That's what the word on the street.
I've been to Epstein Island because I love jet skis. That's that's that's what I've seen
Some of the Photoshop work is just insane
That's your bad cars there
All right, I'm ready. Let's wrap. All right, what's this clip your photoshop? Oh
Oh man. I swear. I swear. That's what they all say, bud. Sure.
Brock, put me in a bikini.
Oh, it's just her. Brock, she's hat.
Just her wearing the uniform.
Have you guys seen the meme with Brock and like the Simpsons meme?
Two strippers trying to dance on one of the dudes and he's like,
like it it's like rock and it's like the two strippers are saying like
he's so funny
I'm gonna see that one
hey grog turn me around
I like the ones where it says fat chicks going down the highway with their fucking
scooters have you seen that one
Oh, yeah.
The board's on a pig right down there.
No fucking doubling.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What movie?
We'll take a look.
You warming that thing up?
Yeah, I was just trying to, because I noticed, you guys, I haven't even done it yet.
You snap and then you roll backwards or some shit?
Yeah, so, alright.
if you snap and roll back it allows you to open up your inventory and put your
snap hook back into your butt before you start traveling and then when when
you're flying through the air by holding it space and s you'll go higher
they are easy as well control players can do it you got this okay you gotta
make sure once you're right here you're right here make sure you hear it make
contact yeah how far how fucking it's such a small amount that it goes how did
that not hit you can hold right click and if it's white and means they can hit it
that actually didn't know bro I'm too far apparently chat says okay try to get
try to get in here. I think we go right over to the boys. Yeah, you can also
snap hook on your boys. So if Nick is going somewhere, I could just snap hook
his body and I'll go to the same spot. Okay. Well, I gotta get snap hook in I
back and whenever you land spam C and you'll slide on the ground you use it to
carry your momentum if you're running away from somebody any facts let's go on
here it's not like people are doing it boys yeah yeah it's not a movement is a
little bit
Oh yeah they got the equalizer I don't have anything to do let's do it every
other team does to us let's go sit an extract not like it's not sit an
extract kill them just sit an extract man oh shit I got three two one ain't no
way wait dude okay listen I just got four tap head shot it really badly this
Oh shit.
Over here somewhere.
Moving to your right.
Up here.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not feeling good about that.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Oh.
Oh, he's there.
No, I see you coming.
Back to him.
He's got a two-person enemy.
Oh, a cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater.
Yeah, I'm not staying.
I'm really sure there ain't nobody.
Boys, it's...
I have my snap hook in my mouth, please.
Don't do it!
He's your stupid fucking trigger, dude.
Wait.
Shoot your gun.
Where's Turkey?
Wait, where's Turkey? Where's Turkey? Where's your papa?
Turkey! Get Turkey out of here, man!
Wait, Turkey, Turkey, Turkey!
Where'd you guys just spawn the nature?
No, no, no, no!
I'm not going to!
Last let's go summit.
I'm about to get there.
I'm about to get there, too.
I told you to snap down.
Wait, wait, wait!
You just not took out the target.
I will give you a fucking stab!
What are you killing Summit?
He just got snatched!
No, no, no, I'm not.
I'm not.
No!
That was a flag on the plate.
That's a flag, Turk.
That's a flag.
Okay, flag on the plate.
Look, look, look, look.
Someone has to die, you know, like,
Like yeah, but but not something you should have just
Well, you can see him oh
oh yeah
how'd you do this guy?
you can see the depth of his force
correct
well thanks to you guys thirsted
submit we gotta leave now
because he doesn't want to watch us
we have to
well i'm not
hey that's a
hey that's big pops
i ain't making him wait
that's big pops
i'll see you guys later
don't kill submit man
put him on the do not kill list
see you guys
Okay, some of your pilot confused. Yeah, go ahead and run through it. Go ahead and run through it.
Listen to me brother, okay, I know you're a veteran gamer. You've been around since before there were dinosaurs and shit. Listen, you gotta understand that and bark, they don't fucking.
They don't care. They don't care. They don't care. It's the unless you're a fucking virtual peanut, you're not getting the help that you want.
So, Turkey, we've developed a truce with him. Clearly, the truce is- you're not on the paper.
But we, right there, have, I think, stamped your name on the Turkey truce paper.
You might not like it.
Listen, listen, listen.
I don't like to fight. I'll wage the war. We've tried.
Listen, we-
Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me talk.
So you you've you've been with me through many games, you know, I kill all cheaters
I don't care. I will go to war with them some for the last two months
These guys have been pulling out my asshole from inside out
Flip in that bitch over and roasting it like a rolling up his fucking butthole hairs brother
It's been bad. I'm talking we killed them
They hunted us down for 11 hours straight and wouldn't let us play the game. We have no choice
choice. It's it's it's unbelievable these guys are master
strange typing cheaters. So they don't kill us. We typically
knock us. They talk their shit and we leave the raid that is
usually what happens. Here's the worst part. There are so many
cheaters that those cheaters usually kill other cheaters.
They're in our raids. Like look like like people say
report on people say okay, we have they've had the same fucking
names for two months and they know I have literally taken their the account that
they're on right there I have taken more than five to seven clips of them doing
exactly what they're doing and sent it to embark and nothing has happened I'm not
gonna lie I'm not stressing over gear in this game too much I'll probably tell
I gotta suck my fucking dick every time
He didn't mean it
Sorry guys, I'm sorry
We don't fuck with that shit either club, you know
We're happy to have you know, but the reality is that we're gonna take that dick either way
Yeah, so you might as well take it softly, you know, no
Yeah, we'll see what's up.
I'll play by ear.
All right, all right.
You do your thing, bro, you do your thing, you know?
Yeah, we gotta be careful out there, boy.
Yeah, I hear you guys.
I see all you social gaming justice individuals in here.
Yay, Summon.
He's standing up for a great cause.
That's great.
And to be honest, I was right there with you.
Hell, you guys who have been watching me
for since we started playing arc we were murdering these motherfuckers betraying
them didn't give a shit every time we could we tried it
i mean we were killing them by the dozens at least any time that we could
and then i could not play the game for a month and a half
i want to play the game i want one less cheater sniper to want to murder me
on a daily basis period it's just bro if i don't have
backup or help from the developers of the game to ban these motherfuckers what am I supposed
to do just not play?
It's just bro it's just the reality of the situation man you don't have to like it.
I don't like it.
I just wish the devs would do something about it.
I don't have any more hatchkeys.
No mice.
Oh, I listen. Hey, I'm not hating on summit for taking or for saying fuck them all the power to him
I get it. Fuck them. Cool. That's great
But what I'm telling you is is that these guys will shrink type him till kingdom come
Just I mean bro, it's not worth it. It's not fun
Yeah, Jess knows I did do that me and Nick gotten a screaming match for 35 fucking minutes
straight over me saying fuck them and then for the next three weeks we were strange
sniped so much so we couldn't play.
Let's do this.
Oh, yeah, let me do that, actually.
I think I'm bugged, by the way.
I might have to...
I gotta reset my game.
Oh, never mind.
We're in a red.
No, cheating is just as bad.
Jared, come here on the ground.
What's up?
Oh bro, I brought one.
Oh you already got one?
I got six of them.
I lost my snap gun the last one because I was just
pracking up with it and then they fucking
I was like, what the fuck? How did I just get
four tapped instantly while moving?
I was playing with Shroud and
Shroud was like, fuck you guys, eat my
shit for nine hours.
They were just fucking
killing him.
I felt so bad.
Everybody can deal with the cheaters that I want you they can kill me every single time
If this was Tarkov I'd probably piss but I have so many loadouts in this game
Something that makes me feel better about shit like that is I know those guys if they had to play counter strike or something like that
dad be like watching a fucking silver with like baby hands try to figure out a
play you know I mean I just makes me feel better thinking about that type shit
everybody all worked up I mean it's listen I understand it I understand it
completely now you take all this built up frustration and anger and you direct
it towards embark and then actually doing something about this game getting
absolutely riddled with cheats because that is where we are currently in a game
riddled with cheaters
there is a detector going off right there
100 meters rocketeer shooting people going under there as well
Yeah, trying to just go under right away, are you trying to stay outside like how you guys like to play this shit?
Thanks to stay outside a little bit. I think we're gonna go under but we're gonna go under on catwalk
Rocket tier is half aggroed so it's probably going to target us as we're coming up on
this.
Sound like people could be fighting right below this.
Okay, boys.
Oh yeah, they're already up there.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Hurry hurry
I'll back with you. Nope. They're down low down low underneath this egg fight
There's a clear here, yeah, they're like right outside this door. We're moving fast. Thank you with this
I'm dropping.
Yeah, I'll hold them.
I'm dead out of here.
They just put up water.
They're in the safe room.
In the safe room.
Okay.
Why are you just trying to get on the floor?
Okay.
So I'm gonna come back up top and be careful.
I'm moving this guy real quick.
I'm behind him.
I'm on my north.
I got a free kill here.
Nevermind.
I missed.
I'm down right side right side right side of the snake shit, he's very low, he's very low
I'm getting spammed
Mulling it
And up to you
We got to go down the alley we have to go down lane
Oh, they're just sitting there not moving a fucking muscle
Oh my lord, that's a boost
We're in between three teams
We're in a pussy sandwich, what the heck
What the fuck
I'm trying to race, I'm trying to race
Hey shoot, shoot, shoot boys
Yo boys
There's like 500 people behind me
We can team up, baby
Somebody love me, please
We're gonna team up, baby.
Somebody love me, please!
Yo, I'm taking you guys.
I'm taking you guys.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, Jules?
I love you too, son.
We're coming.
I love you too, son.
Boy, Smoke, we're coming!
I need you there. I got you on me.
Yes!
Yeah, that's the guy who always doing Nick. I love you that guy
Oh god
We go! Nice dees!
Good as we did!
One down dead!
And more! More fuck!
I got ya!
Beautiful
I'm behind
Oh
I don't know what's going on here.
What is it?
Is it just you two now?
Something's going to never want to play with us again.
Oh, there we go.
Push that.
We're going to want to play with us again.
Hey.
He's watching this going.
New team!
New team behind!
I'm holding!
They're coming!
Watch your head, watch your head!
Careful, full team, Nick.
There's a way to do this, Alex.
Put your hands...
Yeah, you guys man, you guys are in-between on the others.
Get me, get me!
Get the fuck out!
We need that fucking room now!
Y'all, show them go back here!
Show them go back to the corner!
Quarter! Three teammates.
Around the corner, deep, deep inside!
Did you get him, Snacks?
Fucking trash, love so garbage.
Snacks, did you win?
Snacks is not nice.
He's not nice.
Oh, I know he did.
I know he's not.
Just let me rest.
Did you win oh shit
So listen look we it's getting that point tonight we got to just play our space we can't yeah
All right, so listen listen everybody
Lol cry report him report Nick report Joker on perks. Those are the 100%ers
I don't know about the other guys, but though those and snacks you saying snacks is a bad one too. I don't know
I just know okay Joker cry and Nick go ahead and throw those reports
When you say Nick
dudes said one of his names cry lol cry I think you guys got by these fellows I
don't think I did I think it was I'm looking at my research yeah I don't
think these guys interacted with me so probably isn't on my shit got you think
it was afterward. Oh I see. What do you think he did? Cheat? Cheat? Yeah yeah yeah. Well that
one guy who we ran into, he's habitual Nick Merck sniper. What was the other guy's name?
Law cry? What was it on? Nick? Milo, Milo Sloan or Milo Sloan? No that's not him. I don't
remember now. Been too long. I've already clicked off the screen. Gotcha, that's
The accounts with the question mark just report them
Well every time we see him every time Nick Nick I can't believe I'm in your game
I can't believe it
It's nine days in a row. Can you believe it Nick? No, no, I have to listen to
I
Welcome to our world welcome to hell
Oh, man, I'm playing a different game for sure. Yeah
We just play so much that it's gotten to the point now where we know we know their names every group
Like I don't buy their skin
Yeah, I see that orange t-foo skin. I'm shitting my pants.
I know it's over. Sorry.
It's time to fucking really concentrate.
Let me fucking see you up for a second.
Oh boy. Alright, we gotta keep it a little bit tighter now.
Centralize and move less.
Is that what it actually, maybe 18 or 17?
Listen, listen, I'm not adding you.
That's something like that?
I don't want to have to block you.
I'm gonna have to block you so I can plead for my life.
I'm gonna have to block you.
Quit, quit it.
That little kid called me daddy and then killed me.
Wait, what?
Yeah, that's what happened.
I like it or not, that's the reality of the situation.
And dude.
Ugh.
I just, I can't believe, why do I keep running into you?
I'm afraid.
What could it be?
Embo, embo, embo.
Alright boys, I'm coming in juice this round.
Am I gonna, I'm bringing in fucking, like so many mines, walls.
I got it. You got another one. I think that one more. That's a little. Hey, look at me.
in the fuck would we ever go skiing?
oh yeah
i got uber driver kid in
come at me
definitely puffing a little bit more
yeah
dude come here
You coming walking?
I'm like, I can't.
Love you, baby.
Yo, Dino, thank you for the prize.
no kiddies? aw bro my cats, my cats, my dogs would kill any cat that I brought in here
I don't know what it is, they fucking hate cats
I don't thank you for the prime man, see you now, thank you for the two gifted
hate and cosmo and gangsta, thank you
no right? you're going skiing?
no, no, no thanks, I'll break something
I was talking to my chat about like Call of Duty 2020 Warzone like the cheaters in that
game and I'm starting to kind of think that this one's worse only because of the
the fact that you lose your shit, you know.
Yeah, it's not such a rinse and repeat as much at least.
Yeah, like, are you cheating on a car? You just kind of like
get cheated on.
I was telling Nick and Tim about Tarkov whenever we get
cheated on that game and how proud that. Think of like this
game, Nick, except you would look for an item for a week,
finally find it just to get cheated and lose it and not
to get it back.
Our God is getting cheap the talk. I was hard-wrenching. It's it's the worst feeling
Turret has to be
Yeah
No, I don't know fucking room by the spider
I'm blanking
I'm playing Raptors. I think he's having a normal. I agree.
okay a lot of fights in this right here oh my god they're going at it over there
yo a lot of deaths we're going to rotate over there just like torch cow what
We claimed some space here.
Yeah, I'm stuck.
We got birds directly behind this aggro.
Hey, they're at that fucking flower right there.
I'm on top of it too.
We do not want to go in from there then.
We go here?
I
See their heads maybe we can walk up on it a beam of yeah, cool. They're right out in front like trying to lure something cool. I
Got two days. I
Do not just you with that. Okay
Yeah, that's all I
Know a dude
Shit three on me perfect. No, what is going on with this today, dude? How am I getting thirded so crazy?
How am I getting attacked so often here we got to go down the catwalk I'm gonna slide up take a little space in this shirt
Well, they're not aping I think we'll be able to get it
He's not missing boys
All headshots with this fucking cat. Yeah, we need to need to come down here if you can fight close
I think this is our home oh I don't go down no I don't think we can go down I think we
We go find staircase moving on me on me dead
Take it there's on our job we're in pussy sandwich. We're okay. We're okay. You got a wall right there
Okay, okay, they're on the wall. They are the law. I think we go to staircase right now while we can
Just show it show we got you here. Okay
Wait till he gets
I could use oh, yeah, let's not this off like a new record. No, I got you guys
We got one.
You guys can do that.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Holy shit, brother.
Yeah, dude, I'm telling you, brother.
Interesting fellas in our games, that's for sure.
Yeah, what we're doing different games, brother.
I need to loot this guy for some fucking meds.
Yeah, I'm good on this guy
Okay, I know I saw a broken record, but this team that has been shooting us here. Yeah
Team straight southeast is cheating. Okay. It's probably very sure
We're trying to bring a walkie. Can we shoot it back a little bit?
I
Hold that angle hutch we need to kill this team, bro. Yeah
Drop any second else hit him once it's on the right side over there
He was right side wall right here
I wouldn't do it. Oh boy. I'm taking left. We're good. Wait to teammate.
Yeah bro, they're just gonna drop down where we were. Get ready to shoot them on the mine.
I'd rather fight here anyways.
Oh, how do you get a free kill out of this mine? That's me.
Yeah, they're right below us.
Me?
Yeah, I see him down there, something.
They're looking at us.
Hold on, hold on!
Yeah, yeah, he's cheating, cheating, cheating, cheating, cheating.
Shut up, scoundrels.
Wait! Wait! Don't do it!
What the fuck?
Don't kill him!
No!
Listen, someone will pull it up.
Come on, then, fuck.
Don't something don't feed you, Ken.
I'm not the rest, so I can get out of here, you motherfucker!
mother f***ers!
Hold on, there's no teamwork!
They got me killed with their A-bot man!
I gotta grab and shit!
I gotta take and shit!
What?!
No, no, no, no...
You don't have to be tough.
Clip me. All I gotta talk to you is...
Oh!
Ohohohoho!
Hey baby, you tell them I'm a big fan.
You can check my CC, AUAC.
AUAC.
I'll take the whole set so it's assets just go.
Why are you cheating?
If you're really good!
I'm just giving dog shit!
You're gonna do bad!
Alright, alright.
It's not good down here, Nick.
It doesn't seem good.
I got my tail tucked between my legs looking like a bitch right now and I know everybody's shit talking to me.
know it all right well let's leave oh shit
It looks like a bad time, but you see how we knew like even across the map, and it wasn't real right here Nick
Timings on peaks
Even good players don't it's not it's not real it's not real yeah
That's not the case.
Oh, I am impressed, Mark.
I don't have that.
Wait, so that's a different team, you think, as well?
You should look who just shot you.
There's no way he's looking here.
When they're in an active battle, on top of the mountain,
you feel like looking over to the creek.
There's another level zero two friends that we had two cheaters cause of that game
We just got a smile away boys. Oh my gosh
This isn't real
Bro my herbal bandages are depleting before my very eyes.
In the moonlight.
All my battery game is struggling.
I'm bringing you 30.
No, don't do it.
Don't do it.
I'll get some I'll get some only go down there next time. All right, she's gonna live through run this off
Nick you want me to host for a bit make it a little harder on them
I think they created
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Yeah, next minute
Was in bark doing there's still a Christmas break I
Say this I during like the Tarkov days
We were getting raidsheeded every day and it was just hell I
Gave BSG a lot of shit because they did absolutely nothing
They would maybe ban someone. Rarely, but they would.
And I thought to myself, BSG is the worst company that I've ever had to deal with.
There is no way that any game could ever beat Escape from Tarkov.
And BSG.
I've complained to my chat, so I don't have to complain to you guys.
Well, I have been proven incorrect.
incorrect. I've been proven incorrect. I've been proven incorrect with flying colors. And
here's the worst part is BSG or Mbark has gone on Twitter and they have said that they're
doing this that and the other and they they send us these emails and these messages about
actually wanting to help. And then they do absolutely nothing which at that point
And it's like, what's worse, not doing anything
and never saying anything to us
or saying that you're going to do something
and then not doing anything?
I would argue saying that you're gonna do something
for positive publicity, then to literally do nothing.
You know?
Because at that point, you're just looking
for brownie points, you're looking for me to say
on stream that you're doing something
When in fact you are doing nothing.
Which I believe is a crime.
I'm just kidding.
But man it sucks dude, it sucks.
Sucks that, you know.
bro I've seen them with so many shots if they was cheating they wouldn't have
whipped who let that guy on the fucking internet listen sir get off the internet
go make your grilled cheese okay go back to where it's safe go underneath the
Blanky don't hang out down there you internet is no safe for you I
Mean and that's exhibit a you can have someone literally admitting it
You can have someone literally admitting it
Ame body and telling you what's in the map and yet you will still have people as dents as
four year old milk
think that they're legit. I mean, I'll exhibit it. That might be an embark employee. You
work in embark? You work in the anti-cheat department at embark? I'm fat. Yeah. Do you
think embarking over their heads? Yes. I think any company that has this levels of success
is in over their heads. You can't prepare for what embark is going through right now,
but it also doesn't give them an excuse after they've grossed almost a billion dollars.
What up dude?
Oh, those guys aren't going to stop, and we're going to keep killing some people.
summit over and over again yeah but town it's fucking pennies man it's pennies it's not
bored to dusters it's just pennies I think it's sad that the game with a
kernel level anti-touching problem I just don't understand why it's only
one bit it's a little bit of a privilege you know I think but why why can't
these companies just hire a few fucking nerds to go around and big streams or
you're supposed to whatever the fuck man streams and just find the people
that are going and saying the n-word and anybody and acting just fucking ban them.
Why do they gotta keep playing the game? Why is it gotta be a support system all that fucking shit?
I mean, how much would it cost? It's a fucking penny to what they make, man.
I'll be honest with you, it's probably, honestly feel like it's
probably because it's, there's only a small percentage of players that even get into these
cheater lobbies. So they're just like, not our
priority, you know what I'm saying? I know, but they really cared. It's like such
and easy
plus two is for
your mother fuckers have made half a billion dollars bro
at no point is the level of greed
okay so you could create an opportunity for people to have a fucking pretty cool job
where they really just get the kind of report cheating and get it done
and get it quick and expect the process and then like everybody's fucking happy man
I don't get it
I mean we got people running us down with cheats
as their steam profile in the name and game is streamers legal names
and the worst part is is again these accounts
these accounts have been sent to m park they have them
they've had them for over a week now
they're on vacation bro
it's a 3 day holiday
okay sorry yeah you're right
It'll work on Thursdays.
They're still celebrating Christmas.
I mean, bro, these guys took how long to fix a zipline that was inside inside of a rooftop, bro?
I don't expect too many of them quick updates.
I would argue that clicking on an account and pressing ban is easier than fixing the zipline.
Yeah, I mean don't get me wrong, I also don't believe it to be very smart that they let that shit just run rampant on their game, it makes me look bad.
What about a three strike rule that even if you're aim-botting you still get another chance in 30 days?
That's the dumbest shit, you're the loophist thing in the open right here, straight southeast.
What about the part that they just...
The three strike rule? Listen, you're talking to the biggest m-barkator on the planet. I'm trying to be cool and not complain about it.
I actually think that they're trashed as they don't think it's a run you know what I mean
I tried too hard, one dead, throw those grenades
Yeah, hard
15A for me
Dead
They're down to 1, 2, 3, dead
Should be 3 dead
That's his bodies
Okay listen, I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go top tower you guys can loot this shit
This way this way. I mean don't don't start going to bodies yet because we have a fucking team
Don't fucking loot yet
I was going up. Here we go right one more time
Alright, everyone's full okay get it get it get it. I'll watch over here
Should be six bodies
Little free kid out here real free kid
I'm over here these guys have the gear
Yeah, there was three to head here. I'm chillin this guy right here. I haven't looted this guy
Do the mop looted them up. I'm shown. I didn't shoot anybody
Just saying you know I'm doing okay, you know I mean I'm not like you know first day back
Yeah, but I'm not giving you a look I want you to be your first day back and give me a little time a teammate
sunflower seeds
We get three kills I loot all three I feel like a dirty bastard
It's something he will too man. This guy is kind of fastest looter in the West man. Oh, no
You got the perk you got the perk
Mono
That Kentucky bullshit man, he don't waste time to even wash your hands
I'm eating sunflower seeds man. It's to make me stop up in 37 Zins a day
I found a random zipline, dude. It doesn't work. I'm just gonna take the default one
My zipline and my snap hook game needs a little love
Bro, bro, bro, you don't like my afro
sick nobody else dresses like me though so when people see me you know I mean
oh yeah it's great when the attackers see your fucking afro from across the map
they already know what it means anyways bro yeah it's true he has a tempest on his back
and tempest make you wouldn't believe how many tempests are on the map
guys I see tempest everywhere
is this thing serious? It is. I played Apex. I played Apex when it first came out. I remember
unboxing like... Bobadista? No. I remember playing that game and I opened up like 200
cases before I got that first knife that ever came out with that girl. And it goes
be like portals and shit
you dumb robot there it is
yeah right
shots were pretty close
Oh, yeah, I mean listen man, it's frustrating when you got a fast you got somebody like
summit playing the game and watch never stop the Zines that's a sin and you just getting
cheated and just like bro either here
I hate that.
Heard.
Yeah, right here on the right, you just drop, see?
One splice.
I'm on fire.
Dead.
I'm going for that pole.
Party on him, party on him.
Over there
You be serious?
No, he's on me on me
On me on the right
I'm gonna go upstairs
He's on me
Yeah?
Chillin
Get off of him!
Get off!
I thought he ripped apart his Vinny and it was just a media mag 3 anybody need that I
got too many of them.
Oh I mean bro the game I say all the time the game is awesome the game this game is
So much fun.
I love it.
But that doesn't mean that we can't call out bullshit, like the game being absolutely
self-defeated by shooters.
Yeah.
There you go.
Mm-hmm.
We already in his base.
But we all understand that Hot Wheels
have reached the League of Shadow.
Hey, Cliff, gonna go big?
One clip.
Me killing that guy in smoke.
I'll say I'm cheating, I'll go.
See you later.
Pudge is it true you hate poor and disabled?
No.
Yo, this is the first time ever
that our YouTube
Jack, or our YouTube
I told more viewers than our Twitch channel.
Insanity.
W YouTube, man.
Legends, bro.
I was just shooting drones.
No, no, I hear-
Damn, YouTube on top today, that's fucking nuts.
Look at y'all.
Yeah, right here.
Your bots aren't kicking in though.
all this shit yeah I got up yeah can we refresh the bots on twitch please thank
you I appreciate you thinking that I'm smart enough to know how to use that
shit actually means a ton yeah w w whoever that was honestly do the man bro
Thank you
And we still gonna get emotes between me and you don't tell anybody else and still we are currently
We're currently doing a bunch of shit for all channels, so
That is it you will have your emote soon my friend
I'm on my way boys. I'm coming. Coming up.
I'm up. Is it is a dead body below me? Yeah, at the end right there. At the end right there.
At the ping. You want me to snap a closer to him?
I'll make it a smoke over
Tell me look down right I'm gonna step a little closer to him. He's down right
Like opposite sides us. Oh, I peek up there
That wall is getting up
down
Back down down another one on me on me
There we go
She's dead. She's dead. She's dead.
Right around that corner. Not even inside. Not even inside.
Oh, oh, okay, got it.
She's dead. She's dead.
Yeah, you are. You are.
I thought you were talking about the same guy.
There was another one. There was another one.
Both of them.
Okay, there we go.
Boot up, baby. That's not a bite.
Um...
Ten. There's another one at ladder.
I didn't realize that guy was alive, I'm just staring at him.
I thought he was already fucking dead.
Oopsie poopsie as they say.
Oopsie poopsie.
Hey, don't even think about it, you piece of shit.
Shit.
The last hole.
I know, it's been forever since me and J-Rod got to play games, man.
It's been forever.
Are you guys finished looting, there's another?
Some shots back this way too, back by the survival building we ran?
Departure?
Departure building.
Start to walk up a little bit.
He died.
I'm getting HIV prevention ads on the Hutch's channel.
I blame Peanut.
I blame him.
I mean it talks about AIDS about a hundred fucking times a day.
Alrighty, I'm pretty sure it's peanut's fault.
Now the ozipic ends...
I'll take blame for those.
Those I'll take blame for.
here blue blue it's okay baby blue come here come here blue come here oh yeah
He's pissed, he's pissed.
Ailey's taking Duke out for a walk.
Ain't that, oh, come here, hey, come here.
Amir.
Amir, baby.
Did that mean no witch take your brother out
for a walk before big ol' Boogie?
Huh?
He take your brother out?
Well, is she gonna come back?
She gonna take you out next, I promise.
He's just gonna have to wait a little bit.
She's gonna have to wait a little bit, I swear.
Okay?
That's your good boy.
He's so good.
Yeah, she gonna come back.
She gonna come back, I promise, okay?
If she doesn't, don't you worry, I'll take care of her.
I'll take care of her, don't you worry.
Don't you worry, okay?
Don't you worry, I'll do something.
I don't know what, but I'll do something.
All right, go calm down.
Relax.
Uh-oh.
That's your streamer, you're supposed to hurt the dog.
Aw, shits, I forgot.
There we go.
Are we good?
I just find a little chicken over here
Come on that guy right there. Yeah
That was Luna Marty. He was a he crawled away. He was like he died to the other team crawled over and I knocked him out
I mean we got processors. You got you left batteries on this cat
Yeah, I'm oh wait. I left batteries. Yeah, crack bioscanner two batteries
I'm over here, you left a fucking, where, buddy?
About you spit it out, you little fucking jockey.
Actually, you left a blue AR, you left a Pup Shooter.
I didn't loot those guys.
I actually need those little Pup Shooters.
That's how you know I didn't lose them.
Let me give them names, yes.
How many?
Five.
Give me three.
Oh, my boy. Five.
What do you need?
Expedition.
Okay.
Nick, that's a terrible idea. Don't do it.
Your penis instantly shrinks.
There's so many like little small things.
Your penis will instantly shrink every inch.
Look at this, man.
Don't do it, bro.
Don't do it.
Stay on the good side, man.
Listen, in a world of shit.
I don't need that.
Don't start eating people.
I do need that, bro.
Eating people is bad.
Oh, my way, chef.
We leave them alone because they keep fucking shanking us
and kicking us in our shins.
Doesn't mean you start eating people as well.
That's great.
Listen, they would be sick fucking bastards, you let them.
Don't join them. Don't join the dark side, Anakin.
Don't join the dark side, Anakin!
First stack APC.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Huge wiener, huge wiener, thank you.
Yes, sir.
Alright, yeah, Bill.
He's obviously kidding.
YouTube chats just letting him fucking have it.
Is this thing open right here? It's not
But this one is square I got a hatch
Yeah, I'm running low. You're my is my last hatch either by these will blue credits
Little bit of success boys, it's crazy when we're not getting aim-bottled the game's pretty fun
I know
That's what that's what this is draws us back in every fucking time, you know
Crack pipe hit fresh glass
Nice lighter too, I'm not talking about that gas station lighter. I'm talking about that heat torch that you get from one of those smoking clinics
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about that's what I'm talking about
Oh, that's great.
Apparently, I'm going back on Reddit.
Am I going on Reddit? What do you have that?
You aim on Ark, bruh?
Bro, again, this has a player.
They're gonna pull me back on there.
I still remember defending Nick during that time,
and having to explain to people
People of someone who's been streaming for 47 years wouldn't risk it all to kill a flying drone
Like if it's a player like I would understand more
I had to see like 30 different TikToks and videos breaking down how it wasn't or how it was
It's just
Shut up. Oh
You've been playing untouched on repeat after last night. Let's go
All right, listen a lot of peanut a lot of peanut bungulators are in here looking for something
They need in the world that song wasn't that bad of a suggestion last night. Was it be honest? I
Thought it was a pretty good one
Now y'all on Twitch, I'm talking about on YouTube, Twitch, there's a lot of OGs here,
a lot of art community on YouTube, it's a lot of funculeters.
Alright, I'm getting mixed, I'm getting mixed, I'm getting 6 out of 10, I'm getting good,
I'm getting mad, alright, I'm learning, listen, that would just start like my fourth
suggestion.
three for three. I'm three and a half for four. But tonight I got a banger. Tonight I got a banger.
You guys want to hear it? You want to hear what I got cooking for tonight?
I'm fat.
I said a hip hip hip to the hip hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop and you
You don't stop the rocket to the bank and you say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
Wait, where is it? I'm fat.
Where is it?
I had it. No, I lost it!
Oh shit, so it's either this one
I don't know what it is.
But the problem with this is
that it's a little slower.
It's like it's not a hype up
song. This is like just to
shake my ass song. You know
what I mean? This is what
pita was talking about last
Instead, do this.
Where is it?
I think I saved it.
There it is.
We don't think about this song.
No, you guys don't like this one, I thought this was going to be a killer.
Wait for it, wait, wait, wait, you gotta hear this part, you gotta hear this part before
you say yes or no.
I'm seeing mixed opinions that's one of the ones I'm sitting on that's one of the ones
I'm sitting on one of the ones I'm sitting on um I don't know I don't know
what about like old-school bangers what about this
what about this
have you already listened to this one I don't remember
We already did this one you're right we already did this one we already did this one we already
did this one I'm getting text who's texting me my wife text me it says it's amazing how
How much Duke can poop on a walk?
Oh my gosh.
I'm fat.
All right, I need suggestions.
I'm not a hound gang.
I need suggestions.
The root sandstorm?
Ah, I don't know.
The root.
We need, we need words, we need words, we need words, oh my gosh this is actually a good
one.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is it.
This is it!
Play some Debbie-Deb look out weekend or when I has music.
I'm fat.
Work B, Brittany.
I'm fat.
A Thousand Miles by Vanessa.
You don't like this one either? I feel like no matter what we pick people aren't gonna like it at this point.
Smack my bitch up. Wait, what is that?
We're in on time.
I'm on target. Big dick game.
Because listen, listen, we're not trying to head bang.
We're trying to have a song that we can...
The music seems to have failed DJ until seventh grade dance
because he couldn't hack into the crowd.
But that's the music we like racing into.
Do you open TikTok a lot or not?
Nah, I don't use TikTok really too much.
All right, why open that shit?
No, I don't use that much at all really,
but I did open it up the other day, actually.
And I empty bad not believe how many like little peanuts there were like
Yeah, a corn's a little cashews carrots
Right, right a whole dude. It's everywhere. Everybody's doing it
I should do it
them
you see now you see CDN started doing
the eyes are kind of creepy
eyes are a little creepy bro you gotta close them up a little bit
didn't be Annabelle Boseman
and the eyes looking at me while looking at the game
I'm crazy. I'm crazy.
No shit. You play gears with
the first two MLG online
No shit. Okay.
I knew he had a gears background.
Yeah, I mean he did a lot more coaching than anything, but
Yeah, she got you a while
He was a crazy coach that dude if you ever met in real life big as fuck. It's huge. Yeah
We were doing like a lot of each one's you won't stuff together back in the day
I
Take this I'm gonna far be
That Bob doors open there
Yeah, they might they might have came from there
No, no
They were spring in the front door from the right. Yeah, I think so
I be can you know no
The shoot of happiness is actually good.
They're like they're waiting with those T-nays out, big dog.
We're just going to get hurt and we're going to kill these guys and we're going to get
I
Same team
Yo inside multiple people not
I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'm sorry! I'll kill you!
I forgot this.
Why, man? I just want to listen!
Oh, yeah!
I'll stop it.
Oh, you're dead, buddy.
GG's, man.
You out here.
Possibly.
Alright, I'm gonna use your restroom while you're crawling, don't die.
I'm dead we'll sit up you have a leak
You like that?
You like that gagey patty fight?
You had it like that, shoot it.
Good fight.
Yeah, he's not AFK. He just hates me, bro. It's fine. It's all good.
Happens, bro. Why are everybody gonna like you, man?
I'm done.
What are they coming all the way down here for me? We're on the screen?
Come on, man.
You got me?
That's a crazy stream snipe. Dick eater.
Well.
Crazy.
They found you?
Oh yeah.
Shit.
I
You see that gaugie fight gave you Patty you like it I did I thought that was a good fight. Yeah
Everyone had Patty that I was talking to yeah
What about you? What were you thinking?
I was on Gagey.
Were you really?
Yeah, because I think Patty's just got his hands real low when he strikes, right?
So I figured Gagey's got some pretty accurate shots.
We'd be able to clip him here and there.
And I do, like, I, when I think of, I know when people think Patty Pimbalic,
they think of the Michael Chandler fight where he was cooking.
He fucked up Michael Chandler.
But I think of the fucking Jared Gordon fight when he was getting popped in the space, you know,
know
had
i mean i i don't i think that in
it's hard to tell in that shit it's
so hard to even slick picture that's what i think he's like a fucking animal
but he's getting older man i mean he's getting older and i agree
i do agree
that was very impressive
young man's game
How you
I can hold you peanut
We're calling we're calling you for help earlier man, it's insane
Yeah, it's close. He's actually don't you worry we got we got what needs to go to the appropriate channels
$40 Spender enjoyers
Hello
Hello, Mr. Hodge, how are you getting stream side by cheaters? We're not you
Pretty good pretty good. You know you sound pretty good today. You don't sound like you did the one day
I took Monday off.
So, my wish I had to try to become.
Oh.
It gave me an ask, Hudson, just a quick question if you guys don't mind.
Sure.
Mr. Hudson, you and I are playing Delta Force, right?
Yes.
I, you said that the devs were able to do you extra levels.
I've asked and they said it's not possible to do that.
No, they're you know, they I have a dev account that I can play on but I also
Wondering it go ahead. I was gonna grab a dev account
But it wasn't there's no need for me to grab one if you don't grab one
That's why I had to come ask you so you you do have one
Yeah, but I want to play on my regular one and I can do normal mode on it as well
So I'm good. I leveled up to 12. I'm chilling. I know I've leveled up to 12, too
But I just oh then we're good. I I know but I mean there's so many other maps
We go to space city, Bacchus, Lila Grove.
That'll be honest with you.
Yeah, go ahead.
We will see nothing but bad there.
You don't need to play Bacchus or whatever.
You can just like learn the other maps first.
Space port.
I think I think space city is the biggest map.
Space city is level.
Oh, level 18.
Yeah, so we can we can start.
And I think by maybe like an hour and a half,
two hours in, we'll have the other map unlock.
We're only playing two hours.
We played for two hours and went up like two levels.
You're going to go up eight levels and...
You get more XP in normal mode.
Oh, okay, sure.
You get nothing in easy mode.
Yeah, we're getting... God damn it.
That was brutal.
Okay, so you think we can reach...
We can get six more levels in an hour?
No, I know.
Now after you just phrased it that way, no, I do not.
Yeah.
All right.
Should we use the dev accounts or still use our own accounts?
Because we're going to be stuck on zero data for you to use our regular accounts.
As much as I love to use the regular accounts
to the gambling and all that stuff just let you know yeah hutch has all these skins on his fucking
i do i want to use them bro i know i know that's why i don't want to switch either but also i
we will be suck on zero damn the whole time 100 percent guaranteed yeah you make the call man
i'm down with either one bro i got the dev account ready i got my account ready whatever you want
level officer is probably fresh see he would eat one too exactly and then on the dev account
like we're not going to keep any loot.
God forbid you pull something cool and you get a cool item.
You're not going to keep it.
You can keep skins, but you're not going to be able to keep the other stuff.
Let's just do our own accounts.
Agreed.
One more question before I go, why is Leila grow?
Not a build.
It's a solo map.
Oh, cool.
Oh, it's a solo.
You must wait for the blossom to sprout by that moment earlier.
Yeah, sorry.
Don't look out.
I'm down.
Okay.
All right.
You boys have a good one.
Sorry for the intrusion boys.
Have a nice day.
Later, bro.
Later, later.
I
Regret not doing this the last sponsor
Jared what not playing on my my own account instead of just playing on that dev account
Because now I'm going yeah
Yeah, it sucks having it sucks cuz you got some dope skins on your dev account. No, well, no, I got all that moved over
I
Think you're good. You're good. Yeah, I'm just saying getting the levels now because I was playing on the dev account with the amount
I was playing I would have already been leveled up like you
Realistically, bro, you guys should be putting in a lot of time on zero damn anyways through the map
I was trying to say to him. We're just gonna get curb stomped on space
Zero down is gonna be your fastest queues to yeah
And lower like skilled players
And I know where everything is there. I was helping Nick and coach yesterday and I actually knew some things
I don't know shit about the other guys
Yeah, the other apps are bigger too. So it's like there's more there's more angles to learn
There's more like ins and outs of like the areas. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah
They fucking hangs on space is insane and it's even crazier on
prison
Have you heard that what you can do six and a guy's like fucking knocking out a little hole beneath that fucking table
You ever seen that bro? I saw I was playing rainbow six like a month ago or like a few weeks ago
And this dude broke out a hole underneath the table pruned under the table and shot me through the fucking hole
I was okay. Well, he just remember that table forever. Have you
All that is it's just like
Yeah
Have you seen Jared what you can do with the max battle pass or not battle pass like the max quest now and Delta
You can become like a boss, what's up?
Sorry, my agency just actually your good lane all created from 7 to 9 p.m. And then Delta force from 9 to 11 p.m. Correct
Yeah
They're good. All right. See you later guys later, bro. Right up
I
Bro, I'm thinking tempest
No peanuts not talking very loud right now because obviously the voices are like drink tea and all kind of
I don't know I don't know I'm down with anything man
I'm beyond so late
Are you are you doing are you gonna go to your delta add and then come back to arc I?
Mean we're going seven and nine so that's eight to ten my time and then we're doing ten to midnight
I don't know if I'll put it. I don't know if I'll jump back on our cap that
I'll see. I'm a little tired, I am. Last night I was fucking dead, bro. I was giving
Drax so much shit last night. Well, it was just one of those signs where it was like
no matter what I did, I died first. So I just started getting mad at Drax because he was
like being afraid of me and I'd swing right and somehow Drax would be like behind me to
my left. He'd be holding my angle and then I died and I'm like, damn it, Drax!
He text me, saying I'm sorry, don't worry about me, just mad.
Just mad?
Just mad at the world, I'm sorry.
I have a silencer blueprint, mark two.
Nothing south, southeast, maybe north?
walkers some enjoyers a bit of a day walker myself tell me you know where
that's from next okay okay Gary do you know what that's from
Oh no.
Shango.
Oh.
That three coming out.
Shame motherfucking gills.
I cracked two.
We're out, pink.
Yeah, yeah.
I literally, I got shot at all three.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh shit, they're at that little, uh,
they're at that little, like, ladder, little, uh,
behind it.
I can feel like crazy big.
Wait, wait, yo.
Hodge, go get a left angle right now!
Flush one! Dead one!
Flush one!
Kill the guy going back!
Boby!
Hit him a couple times, nothing crazy about him, right?
I'm up.
I'll just go over that dude.
They're gonna get that dude up down below, I think we-
Oh yeah, we can't move up, never mind.
I might go down here.
We have a lot of key-putting heads right now.
Yeah, yeah.
We're taking shots from many places.
I think it's a guy.
Yeah, see that?
You winning?
No.
hmm okay I'm eating peanuts on a cracker
why you really fucked that?
well you put me on in there like crack but I love them
it's fucking diet coke all over again it's a comfort food
you're always eating sausage
I'm not always eating there's a little bit
wait the first time I've eaten today hello you
I guess I hear you guys, I'm about to hear more stuff.
Alright, team top containment, team in the tunnels, team over here on the right, they
was messing with the back, the mansion.
Yeah, they're right here now.
I think we can take this fight, Hutch.
I think we can slide down.
Alright, I'll start working.
Right where you do the clean cover, whatever.
Yeah, right here.
One down.
He's holding the right, the door.
Crack the guy in the back. Crack down the back.
On your close right.
Yeah, two there, two there. One's low.
One more down there. Very low, very low. No HP.
I
This is a top park Raiders day man. It's just even when we're winning where it's like
any bingoes any bingo bingo okay we got a bingo watch i got a bingo watch
you want one on you nice
oh yeah i got nothing over here
man two of these guys have bobcat ones did your guy have a bobcat on it no my
guy had a kettle four with a converter on it oh so this is our big boy run
well they're big boy run they ripped it fuck make sense
We should see this team somewhere.
I'm a sprout over there.
I'm with you bro.
I'm zombie running behind you until we see someone eating peanut butter crackers.
Last scene right here.
I'm gonna go up.
I'm getting shot from the right. I'm not sure exactly where.
I don't know if it's on the building or not.
I hear steps. Nope, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down.
Sorry. My game just crashed. No way, I see you on the zip.
Anybody zips down, I will kill.
man you asked pounding me so hard my game crashed wow
I'm going to die if I fall damage wwe them yeah I died to fall damage in the front something
in the front in the front center we get the kill yo like that home screen
She flushing it. No
Where's the guy bro, he's dead right? Oh, no, he's not he's right there. He's in the bush. I'm not he's flushing on either
Someone trying to shoot with down on top of stuff. Yeah
Yeah
Okay, just kind of hoping they don't
I'm back nice I'm involved. I'm coming me. This is this guy. We do all of them
Right yeah, usually like in the office in the office
Fuck no shields
He dropped that outside and killed it actually.
Give me a second.
He's right behind us.
He's making a first up.
This is a good angle.
How's this?
I'm gonna get sandwiched.
You're going far pit-lids.
You pop up straight to the, like the headiest.
What, just went up to the roof?
I got shot in the back.
I'm coming up though.
to live
left of the roof
yeah one up on the roof
on the other side
nice
push on me
i'm already dropping
come here
drop me right here
I'm gonna go back up.
We got one.
Hey, watch the new campers.
I don't want snapbooking.
Yeah, by here behind me running to you.
No, that's a new team, a new sprang team.
Can we snapbook back up if you get any of the reality?
When we go to roof?
I'm banished.
I'mma go.
I
Didn't make it fuck
Do them here pretty hard
What's one shot what's one shot I'm gonna start making my way over there
They're crossing really crossing
So there you can you can you
I think he's still there, he's a good genie yeah, hit him once, hit him once, he's dead
down, be there in a second, he's all the way down, his team is trying to get him up, I
read down him, I read down him, he's right below, I'm pink, I'm pink, I'm jumping, I'm
jumping, I'm jumping, two down, two down, one behind, one behind, one behind, one behind,
running running with you with you with you where wear right there he was
I hear
Running in the trees
Ah, I see him.
Keep these drones off of me, Nick.
He's running to the extract.
I
Got three
No, no, we're we're so windy this last guy though. I got those mushrooms
Probably gonna get out. I mean hutch might get him
Good luck hutch. There's no way
No way fucker. He just full ran. Yeah, he gone
It's all good
We got a lot of bodies like a lot of these guys are you can do they're goofing
Oh, yeah, I can tell by the way the shot you all right. Yeah, it's a good shit. I
Ran out of ammo you have no ammo left my I got some for my shawty
That's crazy. I'll try my hardest to get this motherfucker
I
Bro AMD all day bro fucking tell I goop the guy the front
Okay, that's perfect. I got you guys back here if you guys wanna come live one of these years I got my own you're good
I will do one for sure
He's just random dude
I've only ever had issues with Intel man. I had three computers all having issues all having Intel
Like say what you want
Believe that computers are kind of like cars it's about experiences
It's not about this or that it's about what you have had as an experience with that said company and my experience with Intel is the same of
of getting your nutsack put in a vise
Lathered up and peanut butter and honey given to a fucking bear
I got three Bobcats
What the fuck
Three Bobcats, they're all level one
They attached the testers
Bumble by the one way that why gave you was to anything. Oh, you're right. I got one two and three actually
No force
About this fella
some of that
random
probably balls
i think it's a ball
commercial
you can hop it
get speed boost you can hop it
Motherfuckers.
We all died.
Oh no, I knocked you out.
That would be our day.
Get out of my way.
I
What jam recommendation Rockefeller scan by fact
Bois slim okay keep being you man. Let me take a look
Got one of my fucking snap look back for news mother
I can already tell you he wouldn't like it.
I
Could tell you I could tell you with pure confidence. I don't think you'd like it
No, I
Like it, but he it's not it's a it's not a peanut song
It's not a it's not a peanut song this song is like
Yeah, I remember like this like
This is something like you would like
Oh, maybe this is Nick
Love the Hutch Crew, many more months to come
Maybe not this one, this is more of a Nick song
Oh, 40 months of unpaid work.
Oh, my camera, thanks.
Alright. I'm chillin', I'm chillin'.
That was a good little test there.
That was a good one.
No cheaters, everybody, people were missing shots.
I
Love that make him like you were battling a roof when you didn't get your shit blown out everybody. Yeah, exactly
I've seen that
I'm fat
When you snap hook
He would have jumped at a table. I'm trying to get that in the mix now. Yeah
When you snap hook, I don't know how it is on keyboard and mouse, but
I'm going to go.
I'm going to hold like, like I
pull my analog back. So, whatever
you do to pull your character
back, just pull your character
back and you'll you'll go higher.
So, that way, when you're
trying to make those little
jumps and shit, you'll go way
higher than than intended,
which is good because a lot
of times like you shoot that
hook up but you want to get
on the roof but it won't
reach but it can. You can
shoot like 10 feet below
and hold hold backwards and
you're going to launch up
I'll try that same
Do what?
You got you guys show them how to get the get the space on the snapbook when you hold backwards, you know
Yeah, I can space. Yeah. Oh
Yeah, yeah, I'll try that
I'm fat
It makes a huge difference those jumps that you can't quite make you make them landing on your feet
So whenever you land on when you when you auto climb that fucking roof, I got your back blown out
Yeah, you don't do that you would have just right you would have just blown out
Yeah, we just beat there and you're gonna that's the whole point of the role
So when you roll and you're in there start taking your gun out and your gun will be in your hand when you land the boys boom boom boom
So when you roll backwards
Do you do the S space and then while you're flying in there you swap your your snap hook or you do it before that?
so roll
inventory
Snap hook and ass then you start taking flight while you're flying you hold s to get like up in the air
W to go forward faster
So you would like to you would want to do like s in space to go up and land on your feet
Her dad her dad
See
W
Okay, right here
Hit this building and then just hold W
And you can see you'll fly into the side of it and you'll have to like grab it
See the difference will you hit the rock but
So if you're trying to go through like let's say you're on Stella
You're going through a window you'd want to hold w if you're going on top of a roof or like on an incline
You'd want to hold space
Okay, space or ass or both both. I would hope both
Okay, I think both it gives you max mode both gives you max space gives you live to S gives you hide
And you can just throw you go like make it on top of buildings a lot easier watch your left watch your left is a spot over there
Gotta hear the snap
Now yeah, it's a it's a queen. Okay, I'll catch it
I'm just going in.
Okay. Let's get another. Appreciate it.
Oh. What is this?
Oh, Nick. There's Rodney getting his story.
There's Rodney getting his story.
All right, so you know they're going to be in that tower.
Also, I think this goes like this.
Oh, on. That's not you, Nick.
That's not us. Yeah, it should be should be down roof
No, I'm for sprint across memory. I'd like to read my baby. Yeah, he was like that. He's he crossed like this
Nice, yeah, he's not crossing he knows we're here
Yeah, he just saw me
Well, they know you guys are in a 3v2 without me there
I
Watch that opposite side something guarantee you one comes up over there. I got this side jolted
I don't like how there's no cover we can
We can go to Nick we can go to Nick
Yeah, I could just fucking pop this zip real quick
I'd much rather
I'm going all the way down.
Yeah, they're up top.
One on me, Nick.
I'm getting you.
Drop on him.
I'm up there.
I'm down.
The other one's in one hit as well.
The other one's in one hit.
On me.
They're fooling me.
Why are you fooling?
I can't see him.
His name is something insane.
So expect the worst.
right in front of you you saw him there no opposite side
yeah I'm pretty sure they're you know
No way.
So I'm splitting over here on my left side and I'm going to go up.
Careful.
No, anytime I call people cheaters the brain deads in chat. It's like
you ever seen the TV show
Last of Us or the Play the Game? You know how like you, they
piece of moss or a little piece of whatever and then like all the flowers will sprout
up and they'll be like alerted basically the exact same way but with chat and tards anytime
you say cheater it's like a 30-minute debate so I call them wizards crazy unbelievable you
know anything that's not a cheater word no usually they don't understand anything I can
see it there's nothing there I can kind of try to get a little bit of visual
that's where that yeah right below right here on ping bottom floor last scene
just armor now I think I lost the snap hook by the way no not up on me maybe
below me yeah as I said we should leave dude I don't even want to look at
guy typing. I understand, but I'm gonna try to kill him and kill him.
Oh man, I'm bad at fighting that. Of course I land on the perfect level, dude. I land on the perfect level.
How does someone with a name like that not how's that impossible
bro don't it shouldn't ember are kind of like a bot that goes through like no
bro they're dog shit names they're dog shit they're stupid they're ugly
people hey baby what's up let's do it
No, one second, chap.
Rob, let me crawl out.
You go do your thing.
Or res me.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Give me up.
Bobby, why the hell are you up there?
Give me up.
Just come on down.
Yeah, Bobby.
Come on down.
Come on.
Just drop down.
Drop down, okay?
Drop down.
No, you want to drop down.
Hold on.
You'll pick me up.
I don't got it.
Okay, listen.
Can I say a word? Can I say? Can I say something?
Okay, I am gonna die if I drop. I need to heal a little more.
Hey, you know what? Hey, buddy, buddy.
Stand next to me. We'll try to catch him. Stand next to me. We'll try to catch him.
Okay.
All right, come on.
They're right down. Come on, buddy. We can get you.
That was my birthday.
Thank you.
Is he good?
I'm good. Thank you.
Can you arrest me?
I'm good.
I'll get him.
No, I hate the fact that rage cheaters with I hate the n-word or I rob the n-word as my name is somehow not banned.
I'm good. I did it.
Anybody got the TV?
You got, you got, you got.
Oh my god man.
How... does this... go through?
I'm missing Timbark!
What are you guys doing, man?
From vacation.
Like, dude.
Their eyeballs need to go on streams a little bit.
I mean...
Yeah, on streams a little bit.
While you're trying to fix the fucking zipline in the roof, you know at the same time your second monitor's got a peanut stream on there
You see a racist name you fucking ban that bitch not for 30 days not waiting for three strikes
They're just rage cheating they can change
change. Oh my bad. You're right. Oh, gosh. Just because the guy's name is. I'm not cheating.
The name like that is crazy, dude. Maybe it'll change. I'll speak for me. I might get you
cheated. Yeah, I do. I get cheated. I'll speak. I think I agree with both things. Oh, God,
I mean those guys they knock me and while their boy is down there just just
thirsting me just trying their hardest dude I they were getting really pre-firing
me and shit too pure streams night man just to show off the name that's it there
it is I am 35 years old I have a racist name and I think it's hysterical whenever
I get in streamers games so funny Mark did you see what I did Mark oh did you see that
cletus hold on a minute I got a cousin cletus you actually yeah well you are from
Wow, I got that!
Cousin Cletus and his brother's name is Dick.
No way we're gonna Richard in there.
You know that Tyler's name? His real name?
Really?
He left his name Richard.
That's awesome.
That's not it.
No, but how thin is it that his name is Dick?
That's awesome.
That's pretty fitting.
That's awesome.
I learned about that a little while ago. I ain't gonna lie. Dick Blevins right there, man.
I'm gonna start calling him up. What up, Dick?
Yeah, I called him up one time, and I don't think he liked it very much.
You unlocked some memories?
Dude, that guy stole a stamp. He put it off me. Can't get worse.
Oh
Yeah, you did
Football field away from you man, and of course you would like perfectly aligned in the billiards
I couldn't see right or yeah, he was like I only had rooftop above you killed the guy that jumped on you
But this could not get a minute. I should toss some C4
I
Think
He hates me right now
Yeah, I think he loves me sometimes but the last like three times we played we've lost all of our loot every single time and the last time we played I
Yeah, you left for fucking the controller game, bro
I left and I said I got the discord he had my stream up I think and I got in with dracadico and I said I'm home
Oh, I need help.
I don't think you like that.
Oh, man, what a fucked up day, bro.
If it's not Rage Sheeters, it's Racists.
It's not me paying.
crazy how he can do his life all you can do is laugh
it's not even Saturday you need to leave it
take the ball
who's he?
oh like VVV? who's he?
well he actually might not be lying though
he kills the fever for a little bit
Do we get it?
It's really simple, right? Like let's have a great raid.
What we gotta do is just avoid like the racist people and the hacking people.
No, no, no, no, we got something in our favor here.
Usually they're both things.
So we just gotta avoid like this.
Either one, we just gotta run.
We got a question, Nick. Can I ask it to you?
Sure.
I know that you are the bingo manager here.
If they don't say it, but if it's in their name,
instead, does it still count towards our cards?
Absolutely.
OK, go ahead and check that one off, big dog.
Check your answer.
All right, try here, Summit.
Try here.
No way.
There.
Up there.
No.
Here to help you.
And I'm instantly, what's after the right?
Is the whole guy over here?
That is not funny.
And there's another guy over here.
I don't know what to do!
I'm just gonna go for a D-Fib.
No, drop-hole, drop-hole, drop-hole, drop-hole, drop-hole, drop-hole!
Drop-hole!
And there's a guy down here.
That's not Nick!
Oh my god! That was him!
I'm in hell, bro. This game is shit.
Nice ass cop, man. That's all we're going down here.
Try to keep the whole way clear.
No, no, no. It's anybody.
Full of that motherfucker right now.
I know what lock's going on. I've a bobbed out with...
I got a slip, son. I got a live.
turn a little too no no good dude no way bro three fires me
ah hey my life
yeah you call me so huge we so huge I have last seen right around
more shield more shield than i'm i'm i'm fucking in there
okay okay okay
dude he's so dude this guy's wall hacking his dick off by the way he's gonna go this way he's gonna go this way
on your left like behind you like behind you yeah you like you like try to go that way
above above you sound above
i'm trying dude i'm trying
We're gonna make it out of here. I'm pretty sure this guy's wall-hacking his dick off
That was your job Nick
Just just just just heal just here. I'll watch you
get the hell back off
okay we kind of have to go for his loot because he's got good shit
we can't let him get back on top
look at some up top okay they're gonna start taking angles from up top
fuck you man I just know he's waiting
okay good
this guy's cheating by the way yeah I know
at the double team when I'm gonna be on you so okay listen so much drop yeah
yeah outside the balcony you need to go purchase about yeah okay okay get that
fucking Bobcat someone just unscrew something
I think he dropped, bro.
I absorbed his entire body.
Beautiful.
So, can you look up?
Can you look up for a second?
Like, look up?
Yeah.
I gotta grab this fucking loot.
Yeah, but again chat like we're running it into like organic cheaters. We're running in two stream sniping cheaters
We're running into racists, so it's the end where there's their name, stream sniping us and cheating
Our experience with cheaters will not be the same as yours
Snap looked up
Careful, they can see you but not where you're tucked in over here
Yeah
I'm going to drop out this window and I'm going to the tower and I'm going all the way up
and I'm going to get angles okay?
You can come with me if you want.
I think we'll watch each other play.
I'm just, I'm mirroring you.
I'm just mirroring you.
Yeah, grab the fence.
Don't grab the fence.
Grab the fence.
Hold on to his wing.
We did it.
Hold on to his wing.
We did it.
Hold on to his wing.
We win, win, win.
No matter what.
Yeah, I'm dead as I move over the tower. Jumping on this little part right here, the half wall.
Come here, come here, come here.
It's gonna be a problem if you're right.
So there now.
You fall on top of me.
Holy shit, dude.
This is a crazy run.
Can you try and put the kinetic converter on the bobcat? You're ass down it? Is that possible?
I just tried and I couldn't make it
Well, you're seeing the worst of it right now, Jaeger, because we're the only people
streaming right now.
Everybody else is offline.
Usually all these little cocksuckers, they're spread across by six, seven, eight of us.
Right now, there's no one else other than us three on, so we get the worst of everyone,
right?
We got them all right now.
That's why like
Think the same reason when we play on Sunday and we have 20,000 people between both channels like it's unplayable
50 gifted if you want
he just got 3rded nevermind
oh my god he got 3rded
started
It's getting worse and worse, man.
We try and change servers.
I don't think Nick is right now, which is why it's as bad as it is, but we do whenever
like, even if it's on, that's what we try and do to get some more legitimate raids.
It helps a little bit but it's still pretty bad man.
Wow, what a shot.
We're putting on a clinic right now man.
Oh yeah.
Impressive brother.
I thought it was a guy.
Impressive brother.
Wow.
Wow. Wow. Wow. What a dog, bro. What a dog. That was awesome. It's not real gaming.
This is not real life everyone in here is larking a gamer
That is insane 50. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I was talking about the cheater, but that's yeah
Hey, yes, sir. Sorry. Yes, sir. Yes, sir agreed
Agreed
Everybody's guns bring about I should have a I should yeah, I feel like they didn't lose
You know where you were?
It's like right over here to the right, right there.
I got the Afro.
Oh my God, that's a fat.
Alright, well he's, that guy died.
What did that guy die?
Thought some controller players.
Um...
The controller players are the least in my worries with how my games go, brother.
Oh dude, we need fucking Hutch's mob camera. This is not real. Where's this guy that looted
it? He ran with it? Up on the wall or other
side of the wall other side of the wall oh god would he be crawling watch I need
your fucking expertise um it's either bottom of zip line brother he gone
I mean what can I do what can I do after the performance you just did my
friend oh no no I'm a man of my word I'm a man of my word that doesn't count you got
30 dude
Well, I mean, Jared, I promise when I said let's game, I did not think this is how this
is going to go.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
Honestly, I don't care that much.
I'm just kidding about it.
Yeah.
I just felt stupid just getting down fucking 17 times and then they just had to keep
picking me up.
I would be lying to you if I told you this isn't our experience every single fucking
day.
I'd be bullshit lying to you.
No, this is pretty bad.
is pretty bad the guy who killed me by the way the other group also cheating
wrath is that the guy who killed you summit I don't actually know it was
wrath the whole time yeah the guy was that was talking to Nick at the end
there he was telling him now you're trapped and he just instantly got shit on
from my understaff.
Are you stupid?
Wait, he was talking shit.
I didn't hear that.
He's your bro and then he just fucking popped ya.
Yeah, as soon as Nick went into the bottom of the zipline, the guy started talking shit
for a little bit.
It's just bro, it's another, I will never comprehend people using cheats talking
about how good they are at any game whatsoever.
I like your pocket with the gold, with the gold on it.
Oh dope, sweet.
Wait, I thought you didn't find it. No, I thought I thought it. Oh, you don't don't you lie to me. I
Not I found it right at the very end. No, I'm not taking it
It is all good
something what what guys yet
don't stress about you man I'm sure I hate everybody
I'm just so bad for my ego
they're not letting me love them
um
Big wind coming hell yeah hopefully I think me and a lot of people I mean I know the boys
and I know people in chat are feeling the same way it's just it gets to a point where
it's like are we ever gonna do anything you know that's kind of where I'm at like this
games a lot of fun and I enjoy it but this shit that we're dealing with right now I mean
this is this is new levels like it's it truly is insane I've played a lot of different
games done a lot of you know different things with games and whatever and the level of
not given a fuck that Enbarc has is pretty incredible. Pretty incredible.
Come on in.
Thank you, thank you, far so kind.
are two kinds.
Everyone stop playing the game.
It's not a brother.
They've made half a billion dollars.
What are you yapping about?
What in the fucking stand outside of a Starbucks
where the sign are you yapping about right now, brother?
At this point, they have our money.
We need a little bit of a product in return.
I mean, can I be real, I'm rooting for Marathon.
I never thought in a million years that I will be playing marathon the second that bitch comes out
At this point
I'm just looking for a game that cares at the moment marathon might be it
We are eight let's find the goopers who's got him
I
Just mad I am I am mad and disappointed man probably I am
But today has been
Fucking insane
I mean we've been getting raich cheated on for four hours straight. I was just telling my chair like I feel like
I'm back in high school, you know, and I'm taking the exams at the end of the year
and I know I'm gonna fucking fail them all.
Yeah, but we're here.
I went through the whole day and I tried, you know, I did some last-minute briefing and stuff.
You know, I tried and every bubble I'm circling is wrong.
I know it. I'm still trying, man.
I did a day and I fucking failed everything, you know.
I'm Christmas treein' that bitch, but there's a little bit of hope.
I felt the same way when I picked the ACT.
And I'll tell you, it did not go well.
No, no.
There's no way there's three Cs in a row.
Let's go ahead and make this a B.
Yeah.
No, I didn't.
I remember, I remember it vividly, like, bubbling it like four Cs.
And I freaked myself out, so I just started just zigzagging that shit.
Oh
There's a team that's probably on the ground.
Oh my god, bro, I just ate another fucking...
I feel like another guy came outside the corner.
This is insane!
Rolling some into camp.
I got them all. I got them all.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, I followed him.
Oh, no, no, no way.
Nice. We all live, right?
Yeah. Well, somebody needs to get out.
Hit that button, somebody. Hit that button.
I have given up on life.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, I'm giving up.
No!
Don't worry, Rocketeer.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
He's right there. You can find him.
I'm always gonna finish you.
Something good.
Yeah?
Bang.
Bang, bang, bang.
To get triple, bang.
You did triple.
You're gonna make it out, Colt, buddy.
Please, Colt.
And kill them.
This Rocketeer has 11 kills.
He'll be buffed tomorrow.
I just heard someone reload next to Summit.
No, no, no.
He makes this.
I think his character is so ugly that they just...
There you go.
Go, bro.
Yeah.
Just flop again.
You're playing right on it.
17 bodies.
No!
Oh!
What did you make it out?
No.
What do you mean?
You're finished.
You're tired!
You're tired of me to a bit of the tiredness!
Oh, man!
The work that I did for people was so sad!
I thought you made it, fam!
I fear I've joined at the wrong time.
No, man, no!
What's happening?
No, no, no, no, no!
Okay, everybody take out your bingo cars rocketeer get over 10 kills
Good bubbling it go ahead and bubble it in
Don't go with no Christmas trees either
Yo that motherfucker ran down there I heard
And then walked over and put that fucking
And I saw the curtains closed and I thought that means you got out
Well, I won that fight down there man, and it auto closed
Yeah, I hopped off the pewter man, and he just took us away
way some you know we didn't type and leave you right like I hopped off I go down I kill
the guy I killed two people down there right I go back up kill the guy who was trying to
kill someone you get knocked go back down kill the other two that knocked you and then
it fucking out of leaves I can't believe it wait there the ones you just
finished off Jared no no they're in a different extract okay
I
Was straight out of a movie that's all I gotta say
We watched Formula E together and hutch was rooting for a guy with a mullet cuz he got dead last and crashed his car on the sixth lap
Yeah
No, it was from fucking
What's that place called?
Fucking crocodileville man
The Aussie, oh god, he had a kick-ass mullet. Damn bro. That was fucking pain
Fuck
I love the matches tonight or a lot of these Mar put your nutsack in a vice
And just let that fuckers squeeze and it's
Yeah, your hand in like that thing that makes cars and stuff. Yep. Oh
Together type shit
Wheels that wheel together and they bring it through it. Yeah. Oh
Yeah
They're playing same apple plant. Good luck, man.
It's incredibly thick. I can't lie. Thanks.
Today on Fortnite, we're gonna be raiding the incredible skins.
Smash your bath.
Fucking Fortnite. You're nice, man.
Then we're going to be looking for Nick A-30 again.
Have you seen his art compa? It's actually hilarious, bro.
Oh, bro, whatever.
You're family-friendly and this is just not the fucking game for that, but...
It's like part of the stage now for him.
We should invite him to come play with us for a night.
Under a couple circumstances.
Circumstance number one, I'm going to curse and I apologize in advance.
Yeah, he's last five minutes, man.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
He'd hear me plea for my life,
talking about sucking someone else off and probably leave.
They're down, Kat.
I just saw, please don't Google.
Oh, it's late, it's late, we're real late.
Yeah, they're down, Kat.
They're down, Kat.
Don't talk to me like that.
I just walked into a troll and I thought it was over.
Oh, man, it's done.
I
Should go safe right now. It's pretty fucking a this
There's two teachers
He's trying to get rest on his boys. I'm pretty sure
I'll push the trap
We're down there. There's no way we should have lived during that, that's what you're saying.
They all died. Yeah, they're all hiding corners in here, bro. Yeah, we're here.
They're easy to be gathered. Shut your mouth.
One's outside right here on this ping. Outside, like it's at the B-row.
Fuckin' boys who win this shape, come on, I'm walling off our flank.
We have no way of leaving now.
Yeah, they're on my side door.
Yeah, mining all side doors.
Side door, mine.
I'm dropping this.
Wash this door for two seconds.
I'm just going to replace this wall, okay?
They're literally going to break this in one shot.
My door.
Oh yeah, they're in.
They're like way down. They're like way down.
I don't have nades, bro.
They're left side.
Play the mines. Play the mines.
Play the mines. Watch called me.
Watch called me.
No.
Watch your back door or something.
They're breaking it down with nades.
I see that. I see that.
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Yeah, I'm trying.
Okay, there's one right here.
Last time I tried to do this.
She's just one.
Maybe we should have put her.
taking that down it isn't that yeah that's a better option there I don't
even know I planned on doing that and it's subject walked and used his body
to prevent me from placing the fun it's fine it's fine it's fine yeah yeah I
mean look there's a team on the right team on the left if anything I think
I think we get the fuck out of this room and we flank it or something I don't know if the plane from here is gonna do anything really
I think we're like
I feel like this is the best room to be in if there's multiple teams out there that we don't even wait till they fight
Can I watch them? Like we're using the mines? We can play that area and it's like really easy dude
Yeah whatever you wanna do up there
I think we're okay right now I think
Alright
I think we're okay
I
Have a free kill out here to the left
Like it much. Yeah, I don't like it either. I don't like it either. I'm rewalling
No more names.
You're such a good singer, you know that?
You're the best singer.
I have a smoker name in case it gets crazy.
I have a re-up on D-Fibs if you need that, Jared.
They just put a mine on the outside of our door over here.
Well, there's about a hundred walls out there, Nick, so I think we might need to, uh, pivot
to your plan, maybe.
Well, what's kind of annoying is they stop fighting.
Hey everybody
We got to go right now.
They're fighting.
A little bit.
Does that one come with us?
Yeah, good.
OK.
I see a guy crawling out here.
Wait for Nick.
OK, OK.
Go ahead.
Let's get them fighting, guys.
I'm gonna get you in that bitch.
Below me.
Don't slide on him.
They have a wall there.
They're struggling to scrabble down here.
Hang on, I might in our back, man.
I don't want to die.
Take it slow. Take it slow.
We got plenty of time.
There we are.
Let's go for that staircase. There's a guy there.
In the cubby.
I see the cubby.
He's right here, right here.
He's got a wall though. He has a wall.
I'm trying to swing it.
You have another one there.
I know I can't swing it.
They're going to deep in.
I got...
There's two more shots.
Three there.
I got one down.
I got a guy!
The last guy!
Last guy! I'm sliding on his door!
Nice!
I think they're flanks, I think they're flanks.
I think they're too scared!
I barred off to the side.
They might be up there baby
I'd like I'd like to look for you
Yeah, yeah, you know something you watch his little crack is hallway. He's a little left-off way
I gotta go staircase is mine. There's no leaving, but there's no flanking there. We have a wall. He has a wall up there, okay
Now we're chilling though
You should some some Toro man. It's a shot roll shot so fucking done
that guy uh pretty sure he vented me he did he just slid did he tore me really
I'm leaving guns on this guy I'm just looking for nades
boys I'm gonna be honest this might be an out angle come come grab a body I'll
hold all right okay okay okay all right sounds good
sounds good we can't bitch out we already killed everybody else yep we're all
healthy we all got shields shit here we might be on staircase I don't know I
don't have a wall this wall okay so this team is is under us now in blue
hall I think that's so my wall still up I believe let me look look through
staircase my wall still there yeah there's a mine there too are they
under us so this is their minds those are their minds but that's my wall they
pushed out who we just killed was these guys the other team that we have is
blue-hall
is that mine on the other side of the store
I'm a drop and we'll look at this is this their trap down below there's I'm
popping these
Yeah, love that from you.
Actually, maybe.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Back it up.
Back it up, Terry.
Back up.
We're okay.
You can hop.
Yeah, hurt.
You can really jump up on the side.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh fuck. Well that changes things up.
It does?
Pick one.
I think we got one.
Yeah, I still do.
You can't hug it so recently.
I can smoke it. I can smoke that side and we go.
You want to kill zips now?
No, I say we kill. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna smoke this side. I'm smoking this side.
Alright, I'm looking for zips.
Sounding I'm looking for zips.
I'm behind the pillar.
Hit him once.
Middle, middle, middle is broken.
Two folk on the pillar.
Got one on the right, one on the back left.
One is a low drop.
Dead in there.
Down, down, down.
I'm looking for your team.
That's them.
Don't know where. I got you guys.
It's under.
Yeah
And these I think those these miles
We win
Okay, this is what we've been playing for.
Man, it's gotta be a max win.
Okay, get all those guys.
I have that guy on the right.
Just get guns.
Got the random guy.
I thirsted for no reason at the bottom.
Oh, come on, Jack, come on, we did it, uh-huh, we did it, we did it.
Somebody text my mom, tell her I did something, oh my god.
I can't believe it!
We're winners! Finally!
I'm so pretty good.
Alright.
Fuck shields.
Don't care about them.
You can buy shields, not worried. We need all the heals.
This is prep for peanut right now.
We need all the heals.
Oh yeah.
I think it's like a hatchkey.
My gosh.
You guys should be able to take your time.
Those are all done.
Someone got that guy. Do we get the guy inside of zips tucked?
What about guy back behind table back here?
Okay, we have the staircase team now I'm gonna go loot those guys
I'm gonna come with you I need some more shit too. Yeah, there's two bodies over here
Summit that team fought in blue all there should be a
Free
Oh shit
Were you stinky
I'm I'm like all greed by the way
I'm breaking dancing I'm breaking dancing I pull the guy outside at a random spot I'm
going to him by the way look at everything is walled everything I'm 200
bangers and I'm chilling we'll get this guy over here Mr. Bastion don't take my
loop from me please
let's leave
get the bug out of here
oh yeah baby
TIPIS! YES!
Ah, dolly's my son.
This is random Joe Shmo that I just saw crawling. Had to take his life.
Um, let's go back up. We're gonna go out north.
Just go up, zip. Go up the main zip. You guys ready to fall down?
Yeah, we're on cat. We can come back over. That's probably the safest way to spend.
that easiest way as well.
Three minutes, we just slide down.
Oh no.
I'll go up and look.
Just jump across if you can.
I'll catch up.
I found another body, oh no.
We're at yeah, I'm getting too greedy. I think oh, yeah, okay. I'm coming. Oh, sweet heavens is a wall
I'm getting nervous. I'm getting nervous a little bit. I'm a little bit nervous
There's great a body's driver
Bring it.
250, yes, yes!
Mmm, it's so great, so great!
Oh.
One of you guys has a key, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
No, she worried.
No, I'm greeting all of my herbals.
So beautiful.
That was good.
That was really good.
Good fucking raid.
Great fight.
Great save, by the way.
We were saving you.
Thank you.
I was summoned.
save me thank you I was summit we both ran over to you with the D-fib is
smoke bro I thought I trolled so I didn't know it's still to see it there's
96 walls and two teams crazy what a raid man that's what we needed bro that's
good that's really good
damn I lost it all good fuck you buddy
Here's a little song I wrote.
Time to sing it.
Note for note.
Don't worry.
Be happy.
Have some trouble.
Don't worry.
Be happy.
I got my food.
I cannot believe we're alive.
Don't worry, I'll be happy.
Keep grinding, Hutch.
You look ready for an upgrade.
I appreciate you man, thank you for the love dude.
Be happy.
I was so happy when I found that shotgun, I knew we were locked.
Thank you.
Are they good?
Good.
Love you.
I enjoyed the game.
I'm glad you're here.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
enjoy this chess might be the last one of the night everybody enjoy this enjoy
this this we earned this we earned this moment in a life full of moments we have
earned this one can I get an amen we've earned this boys and may I just say it
It feels fucking great, bro. It feels great.
It feels great.
The hell that we've been through?
The trials and tribulations?
And I'm gonna enjoy my food.
You know what?
I don't even want you to look at me. I'm turning my camera off.
Look at somebody else.
All right, next song oh
What a great day
I'm eating some wings.
I'm fat.
He motherfucking Gs.
The highest of highs after the lowest of lows.
Got a savior it's penthouse porker CCR.
Hell yeah.
CCR, the goats.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
Plants are looking good every everyone's growing
Let's get this shit. Oh
We are out here finally man. Look it took a lot to get to this point man. Let's enjoy it boys. Let's enjoy this shit
Yeah, I
Mean we just got enough loot to get cheated like five times
Exactly
We can withstand the pressure
Exactly
That's not mean right now a little bit of wind stop
oh man this is so good oh it's so good
hi meeting just let me know what I need to put the fork down but don't say of
course chat you fucking bitches
Oh
Talk to our chats like that. Oh, they don't want to do oh my god
Yeah, yeah, we did it's fun city you like it no no
I was during when me and you were playing talk all by crazy
It looks more chill than the current wars on the popular or it seems more chill
The current one looks a little loud
You can say it. I'll say it
When I saw people having a gun it just looks like it's run by controllers
My time on call duty was killed the second I started playing with like Zuma and those guys that are like really good players and
And I realized that I couldn't even miss a single bullet before I was dead
And it was like that seemed impossible to me
Like I felt like I knew my days on Call of Duty were over those on those those days
Can't miss a single bullet in a full auto game like Call of Duty. Yeah, I'm good
Let me pull out the fucking sticks or that type of shit
Yeah, it's like it's kind of like similar the back and forth there. Yeah, I
Don't know where we're going by the way after going blue or not. I'm just wrong. Here's good
Oh my god, I'm looking at the wrong way too, bro. I was full at the smoker. They get behind you behind me
I was looking the wrong way when I jumped down there, so my back was probably just like
turned to the end of the wall and stared at it.
Okay well, hey, you know, 20% of our loadout in the last game.
We're good.
reality yeah that's that's 100% my fault I take responsibility but I don't
think it would have gone much different even if I was looking for a reason were
we late on that rate I didn't even look 20 minutes yeah oh were we I wasn't
paying attention to that either I was eating that was a fresh ass rating well
thank you thank you much yeah I love you for that yep yep full
responsibility. Accountability is a big thing. That's all me. That's all me. Probably should
have said something as I was stuffing my face with chicken tenders. How can you do that to us,
bro? Probably do it to you every single fucking time. I can't lie. Being food, come on now.
And I remember getting in a big debate with one of my Counter Strike teams because I was eating
chicken and I got two entry frags going into B tunnel and the guys ended up like that was a
lower B tunnel right guy pushes upper B tunnel kills like two or three of us and
then they blamed me for eating chicken even though I got two entry bags to this
day I'll always remember that I've been in plenty of arguments with them I know
that they didn't win I know they didn't win that argument no I mean that's still
it's still chat still kind of calls food debuffs on me to this day you know
brings up the chicken incident
all fuck i need a battery run
let me bring you guys batteries i have three hundred up there
i just can't believe you would go on battery runs for an hour
i'm bringing you guys batteries
Refuse the bubble those oh my God. Oh my
You're just mad that we don't take your guns, you know, I mean
This is gonna be my LG I gotta go link with peanut we got a sponsor and shit
You sounded so excited when you said that because I know like what we're going through like your guys's rates are only going to get better tonight
My rates are only getting worse like this is
As bad as these rates have gone. There's no up for me. It's only down worse
Not to mention if you're playing Delta Force like those guys are cracked over there
So I'm one little step of your head laser off your shoulders
I was trying to explain the player Nick how crazy like hardcore and like even more regular sportsy
It's way more like competitive. Oh Nick. It's crazy, man
I'm telling you those guys are disgusting over there, man
How people use their abilities together to clear out rooms and stuff like that it gets fucking nuts
Yeah, it's it's and they can aim their ass off
not to mention you can like we're like you can like kind of you're when the
when the Q's die a little bit you have to start queuing on like the agent
servers you know I mean and those guys play a lot different the DC good lag
isn't even that bad though Nick like it's it's playable and it's very good
honestly comparably by like other games the players bro you can play with
200 ping and it feels like 50 yeah it's very nice they got their neck a
I
Actually think the game is super dope. I see I'm a big fan of it really cool. I
Haven't had a chance yet
I mean when we when we I played for the first time what hutch there they were we our levels were so low that it was like a
Tutorial like we there was two teams in the entire lobby. We just go run them down
And then we fucking greens
Yeah
We're both gonna be 12, you know, so we should be able to get some static.
The normals is when the game picks up when we play normals, because on easy mode there's
only so many teams that we play normals, I think there's more teams in the game.
Not to mention...
I'm great right now.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm in, I'm happy.
Dude, the skins in that game are top tier shit, though, bro.
Holy...
The coolest games of any game I've ever played.
Yeah, yeah.
They're fucking sweet, right?
Like that's that's kind of how it is now though. Like these these developers are spending so much more time
IP and skins. Yeah, stuff that they're doing and it's wild
I don't know
This guy tells me your present button I start playing a game on my gun
That's true actually
They go hard over there on their animations and the skins you gotta see one of them
I came out and then like all the in-game stuff and I mean from then to now and for that's crazy
Our strikes started
This might be a risk
Watch I you know I doubled that and I gave it to you
I'm walking up could be under me. I don't know looking under you. I'll see any good
thinking I hear someone shielding I just heard shield
that's not me was not me was not me
yeah under under
No, no, some of these guys are cool. These are cool.
All right, so I got these two.
All right, boys, there's a team long haul and team in Goop Room.
Let's go.
Nice, man.
What do you do on a ladder with versus you again, man?
Oh, my gosh.
I'm pretty sure these are the cheaters from earlier, potentially.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm back, I'm back.
I'm back.
What the hell are you doing?
Can you punch your monitor?
That's a long haul, Dad.
Careful, we're gonna get there.
We're gonna get there, party.
Yeah, I'm with you.
John.
Take care.
I'm trying to leg.
please
It's next he put it above us to the native triggered it I can get in there I can get dirty
I
Was this
Means I
Can't find a single fucker on any continent on this planet that doesn't know who we are
And you say I view button
I had to get on humble right there I'm just fucking scope all right boys I'm
pizza GG gentlemen I'll see you Jared I'll see you tomorrow yes sir all right
I
Made how are you guys are we doing how we do and
Hardiness boys. I just had to I just had to have a steal about bad feet. I saw today
Oh you did? Were you watching? Yeah yeah I was checking it out. Yeah dude I wasn't good I was kind of just doing it out of passion. I was just kind of giving it to it. Yeah yeah yeah. Thank you goods. It's true we go to servers across the globe and we can't find a single fucker that doesn't know what's going on.
By the way, Peter, if you can send me the key to those viewbots, I'd love to start activating them.
I'm on it. I'm on it.
Also, I will get you in touch. I'm an industry plant. You will start receiving lots of money.
Just tell everybody to join the military.
Got it.
Where's my money been?
Um, yes. No. No.
No.
Okay.
No.
Stop being goofy.
Maybe you can viewbot when you're a cool like us.
I'm y'all see that view bottling champ.
It's good to 100,000 day one, fuck up.
All those five years of you grinding or however long it was, that was just a mere, you were
developing the bots.
You were developing.
I was programming the algorithm, the algorithm, and look at them, they're all so handsome
and sexy.
Yeah, we're not playing, we're not playing Delta yet.
We're not playing Delta yet.
Fuck you.
I think we're doing it in an hour and a half.
By the way, so we all know the,
oh, actually, just to make sure,
I'm getting my kit ready.
So, you know, everybody's level 12
on Delta Force site, right?
Yep.
They actually figured out a way
to boost our accounts if we want to.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Well, actually, I don't even know if I want to.
You'd have to give them your username
password to speed. See, I gave them mine and nothing happened.
If you see my account go to another country of origin, just know that it's not me. I am not on vacation.
Gotcha, gotcha. Other than that, we can play on dev accounts, but honestly, I want to gamble
and gambling on a dev account doesn't sound too fine. Me too. Agreed. I think that I am
going to be such I think I'm gonna be a better gambler than both of you I think
my skin put yours to shame I think you're not you're gonna be selling them on the
sidewalk or some bullshit currency you have no idea how to gamble maybe the
year I'm sure tell them walking to the cashier all on black
Yeah, I walk out the door with less money.
It was cool though.
Let me prepare you guys for what tonight's going to be.
We have been getting absolutely raged on all day.
I've heard.
The slurs per second are at an all-time high.
Like we're driving a slur version of a Ferrari.
I don't even know what that means.
They're spitting them.
High RPMs.
Okay.
Gotcha, gentlemen.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, okay.
What's your space dollar situation?
69,000.
Wait, how'd you go down?
We had you over a hundred.
That's 40,000
space dollar difference, pal.
That's like two heels.
True. I rest my case
that your case has a bunch of holes in it let me get let me get a little bit
more group than we get in there all right we actually guys I'm serious though
because we got we we we gotta get my money out it's actually getting sad okay
I mean people are talking about it people are talking about the homeless your fellow roommates
please tell mr. Peter you're homeless so basically the same but Fred he only his arm looks a bit
weird with a bunch of red holes in it but he's a solid guy one time gave me a scratch off
It was already used and didn't weigh anything, but I felt like that was a good connection between us he lives under the oak
I live under the red
The red the red oak regular okay listen, I could have went in more in depth maybe the palm tree
Maybe that would have been a better one palm trees only in coastal region. God bless it
We're right on the coast how we
To be palm trees here
You should be palm trees. We're
running the ocean. What the
hell? government. They're
view modding the palm trees.
The palm trees are an industry
plant. Exactly. A literal plant
as well. Oh, that's good.
There you go. It was Mr.
There he is. A big money time.
Big money time. Officer, he
looked like someone who's going
to rob me. That's right.
The most pocket you get. Keep
a fifty fish street pussy.
Listen, when it comes to money, I can't tell peanut anything.
He's not going to listen, bro.
He is, he will never listen.
He's not going to listen today.
He's not going to listen tomorrow.
He's not ever going to listen.
We'll just do the same.
We might be so hyped up, I know I might be so hyped up.
That's going to be a good night.
We got a solid three man.
We got the silly Jews.
We're playing two different games that always keeps it spicy.
We got something to work for.
I'm homeless.
Man, we can gamble later.
Dude, I'm telling you, it's gonna be a great night.
We can gamble.
We got something to work for.
We have this trio.
We got two games to play.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
It's, well, except for the hackers
that are gonna stream type us.
That's the only bad part.
Yeah, there's small flow.
Rest assured, don't you worry.
Every single one of them will be spending $40.
as God as my witness.
I leveled my account this morning,
Gav Offstream to level 12, so I'm good.
So we'll be able to play normals,
but tell them I need space dollars.
I need thousands, 100,000 space shmackles
so that I can gamble tonight.
I need them.
I need all of them.
Every last dollar will be spun.
Wait, what?
Oh, man, I've been playing a lot of Delta Force this feels so slow
No, okay. All right. There may be a flaw in our plan. I
Am hearing that we have to be level 18
For space
So you guys are both level 18 on your regular couch. No, I'm on level 12
So peanut are we playing on the dev account? Are we just doing spay or are we just doing damn?
If we are playing on the dev account we have to redownload Delta Force right now from the
What you want to do fuck no
Regular counts regular counts. Sorry. I was talking to Sam. Okay regular count. We must
Yeah, send it to the regular
You can use them in passwords and have them boost us to like be fine. I don't think I don't think that they can do that
But no that my agency just takes me like an hour ago. We have the same ones
Yeah, you meet ball
Oh wait, he just texted Yoni just said it's too late for stream
Honestly, the only way to get the FPS spectator is to get a point.
It's a lot easier to do all the things we need to do if we're on easier lobbies.
And think of it this way, think of it this way.
We have purpose. We go into the race to do things as well.
And whenever normal mode, as long as it's not easy, easy is, I'd rather eat peanut's ass than have to fucking play easy again.
You would be honored to eat my ass. People pay, alright pal?
was such a privilege of brief stature and grandeur.
Also, secondly, there's a,
in the Hoosie Doozie, they suggested we do an easter egg,
like remember Nazi zombies,
where you like sit and walk into the moon or something?
It's like that.
And then they said it would be really fun to do it,
and that's why I wanna do it
and also with my children, 2000s up.
But they said it was really fun if we do it in something.
I feel like I'm missing out on something here.
No, I'm so excited.
If we do the Easter egg, it's like really fun and stuff.
They said really fun stuff.
That's like a thousand times.
And then Austin's really fun though.
We did the red race, and I got like 800 subs
from doing the trial and stuff.
They ain't lying.
In Zip Room.
I'm here.
He's gonna come over there.
Shit.
No retreat!
There he is!
God, why the...
What the hell?
Retreat!
There's a retreat in there!
Take that!
Better!
Die!
Die you little shit!
I
Don't you worry I handle boys
You saw what their plan was you were gonna sit there
Put like a long time and drink each other up wait first to come up. I think they were baiting us
Masters
That's what I was thinking mr. Officer. I saw a lot of dumb and poor in the last guy. Yeah
Super dumb super boring
a little bit of a system
no no no
work yeah it's good to see you
being stingy with my
thank you so much if nice hands soft
Let's go!
Hold on to the one that's treatment elevator.
Shhh, we're not going to act like I was going to throw a molly at him, okay?
He's so quick, he's so quick, little bugger!
Oh my god, we're dead!
Is there a fireball in there?
We was that one of us?
No.
I think it was from above.
That was odd.
I could hear it in his voice.
How?
How could you hear it in my voice?
I said it the same way I would always say it.
There's a little extra factor in the end.
The fluctuation of the engine.
I can tell.
You can hear your artery sign there best with the blood around it.
To conceal the lie.
somebody must admit
oh I'm so one stop
they're moving
oh they're pushing to the right
oh not good
I need that guy
knocked in
I
Go ahead close right how is
One one on me very
I heard it. I heard it. Where is it? I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. And I got ears.
I got ears you they talk about.
The officer.
Yes, sir. Take a look.
Would you get.
She would get.
I got a really cool renegade.
No way.
I got a bobcat!
Wait, which one?
I got a bobcat level 4!
Really?
You want to touch the-
You've got a bobcat 2?
Come on, let's touch
I could just take it slow.
Okay, be gentle.
I'm new to this.
Oh, I'm losing control of my body.
Oh, I'm good.
I want to keep this one.
I'll give you a two total fours.
You don't have two total fours.
I don't have two total fours.
You can't be wrong if you don't want and a bit of it of course, let me see both. Okay, fine
No for a bit of it before you see him
Okay
Okay, I saw my song I saw
okay on the ground check to be check okay three two one swap wait wait slow
the fuck down nice and slow keep it slow
Keep it slow keep it back you get back you he then
Related total right there. All right. He's nice and slow. Oh my god. You fucking
No, it hasn't you give me that back right now what?
I brokered said deal he gets five percent of the hundred I believe that Bobcat
Well, you don't have what I want now officer does officer
Officer, please God. I'm so boy. You can't be silly for me. You want to make a deal?
Can you get the
$60,000 you wanting to sell this thing to be honest, I should keep it. I won't
You didn't get that hunch
Okay, that's the deal
Come over here come over here. Okay, you can see the guns
Alright, alright right there. That's good. That's good. Was it a level four officer?
Okay, alright, that's your Bobcat right swaps you do see is that a Bobcat? Yeah
Oh
We take around too long
I don't have any fire burgers left.
Please, could you do your last one at me?
Yeah, that's true.
No, let's grab Tom.
Oh yeah, the guy on top.
The guy on top.
One second while I eat this burger.
On top.
Do you shoot the rocket, kid?
What are we up to?
What do we do? I need to show him Stopper and Shulink and sleep well.
Okay, he's on me now.
And...
I'm not killing the head.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Oh, no.
Oh, my...
Oh!
Oh, God.
I'm not killing the head.
Oh, no.
Hit the button. Hit the button, please.
I
Learned you stand right next to peanut the rocketeer will be aggro. No, I don't believe that's a good theory
No, I'm sorry. I'm sure you know how I am
You get what you fucking deserve
I don't have this.
Both of you.
Do you have the generating augment?
Yeah, I'll be fine.
I hope you die.
That's what the-
That's so fucked up!
His face Jesus is still pissed at us.
I'm fine.
Before Christmas, I'll treat you right there.
I was a pretty good raid.
Good start!
Alright, good start.
That's one win. That's one win boys. That's one win
And a new oh, I did get a shotgun. Okay. He got the Vinnie for fuck the Vinnie
He got he got the Vinnie that's all that's nothing I
Got plenty of innings
We do recall my mom cats. I want to make sure I want to make absolutely sure only Bob guys I got
Oh, I'm bad, bad, bad, bad, on Toros.
I'm on cat's right now.
Seven, seven, four, three, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, 14, seven.
So, unfortunately, Hutch, my parents aren't related, so that's not going to work on me.
Damn it.
It'll make it work for you.
Damn it.
that always gets me that always gets me always gets me I have a total of 65 Bobcats
Oh my God.
Get out.
Yeah.
Not do savvy if you ask me.
How much can you do this?
Not.
I'm not.
I'm not trying to trick you.
Can you just like click them all and like if you were to bulk sell all of them.
Can you do that?
Highlight them all and then right-click the monger Pope could get mad. This is against our religion
I just I have to know I will commit adjacent heresy
Okay
Information
One moment
Take a little peep
One moment.
Is there a hot key described?
Oh, that's nothing.
How many of those are broken?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.
19.
So it's probably worth like one, eight to two if you were to rip apart and repair, but that's never going to happen.
happen. I would never have
suggestion. 1.4 is no no me
about. I just thought it was
Bobcats. I thought that was
going to be at least like 2
collect level one with no
there it is. Boom goes the
as your dad says while I'm putting it on his face.
Um.
I will bring in one bobcat this rain
to show you the true power of the bobcat.
I thought the bobcats were cursed.
No, the curse of the bobcat isn't real.
That's a, that's an old witch's tale.
OK.
Yeah, that's an old witch's tale.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to believe it.
You can tell it's fake.
We just don't even have tales.
We can't.
Well, you know what I'm talking about, Mr. Abstin.
They don't have tales, Mr. Abstin.
They don't even have them.
True story.
True and real.
Real and true.
That's possibly one of my favorite comebacks
I first saw from you, officer.
Did you come up with that comeback?
And you see somewhere else.
No, I've seen it.
I'm telling you, one of my top five
comebacks is when I see because it
works really well because I'm a streamer.
So I'll see someone just make up some
complete bullshit about.
Well, today.
The view button and then you just type
real and true water.
What are my favorites?
Mr.
I don't know.
But I'm a genius.
What the hell is whoever came up with the mountain valley?
No, he didn't. It was me.
Yeah, that guy, you know what?
Actually, I will I will be very grateful.
Thank you, baby saying to officer right now, and I will die on that.
No one else came up with it.
You know, the thing is here.
Maybe it was all the viewbots coming together with one singular brain
that came up with it. We thought we considered that good thinking.
Good thinking. The Highbind. Highbind, center of the peanut culture.
Mm-hmm
Briggs we are literally playing a trio game man. What do you want? What do you how would how would we do that?
I'll take it.
Touch my clogs.
Yeah, those remind me that I am constantly.
Yeah, Lee Roy.
I like.
Hitting the deep bar and drinking Red Bull at the same time.
Thank you so much for the 20 gifted subs. Can we get some love and some dubs in here for the 20 gifted from Leroy?
Thank you so much, man.
Dang it!
Congratulations, I'll play with the LPL spectator of the year.
My man, keep that meat tractor going, officer.
Thanks a lot, bro. Thought I'd do it for the 15 months. I do need to bring showstoppers for Luke. That is true.
What is this song? I don't know.
Kick talk song.
That's what we do.
Thank you so much for the 20, man. I appreciate you, bro.
That's what I could do.
I have my best that I could do
I was mad by yours
Through the words that they said
All I know
This is what it is really like to do more than I know
Yeah, did you tell them that we're just going to use the R accounts?
I
Tech active
officer officer does whatever officer does he can sing yes he can
He's an officer man!
Officer man!
He's an officer man!
Show us if we know how the car locks works!
There's a car over there!
I'm getting triggered!
It's a weekend!
What's weekend?
Every time you use the tech, it makes my screen break out.
The tech?
Yeah.
Ooh!
The action forbidden scroll of the tech!
Oh!
I was a good movie, movie series. I like where the turtle turned into leaves.
That was my favorite part. And then like the leopard or whatever the fuck.
It's like I want the dragon scroll because I'm the real dragon warrior.
And then when he opened because he realized it was just a mirror and it was him
My favorite was whenever they were eating the noodles
Yeah, I like the noodles too
Yeah, we we here live by the ten year rule if it's been out for 10 years we can say whatever we want
exactly exactly
I love you
smoothies
I think you know how to do that
I don't like
there's a guy next to you
pick this
Take this, Hooligan!
That was the most end of one.
I'm going in!
Nevermind!
Oh my goodness!
I should have stayed top. I should have stayed in that little much day.
Bro, bro, please don't kill me, bro. I'll have you.
Die in hell now!
Oh!
You never know what you can be, right?
Please.
Hey, you left for the lab.
You can't be right.
I loved our mother.
I don't understand what you're saying, that I can't tell her 70 years old or 70 years old.
No no not cheaters you can tell bro you can tell people are cheating and not
cheating those guys really jet I just got fried this is going pretty good
I should not have went for that one.
I gotta be in the back, I gotta play in the back.
I mean bro, I'm really playing for
the hope that I don't get evaporated. I shot him twice. He shot me 11 fucking times in
the head. What am I supposed to do? G, a G's. Feels bad. They literally died to thirst me,
is insane. Oh my God, officer, did you alert space? He is. No, no, I would. Yeah, okay.
the other guy we're fine I am dead I am also hot jammed to full
statements we'll enter really good he is right there
Come look at this officer, come look at this, come look at this.
Oh my god.
Maybe he just wants to-
HANG ON!
HE'S THAT DECOVERSER!
We did it, we did it.
We did it, we did it!
None of the important members of the team died.
Now, let's get out of what the Sepulva's gotta do for that shotgun back.
You ain't a real goop about what you ain't a real goop you know get your shotgun back
up so actually you keep that second that's on the officer come on come on keep them
five million based on yes yes yes yes I'm gonna do what the French did well okay
never mind hold on you don't get that but listen keep the Vinnie I don't have
anymore those actually keep the shotgun I have another I'm actually good okay I'm running out of
those blue jokes you want back nothing keep it all I didn't think I had another one I'm all Gucci
also peanut die
I said, you're a great guy and we're so lucky to hang out with him.
Thank you.
And die.
Well, officer didn't die.
I was, maybe it's because he's not ugly and he's just...
That big boy.
Fuck you.
Why don't you give your tummy a slap?
Give the audience what they came here for.
Who wants to give his tummy a slap only thing I'm slapping is your father's ass tonight
and that is all that is it he does like it rough but it's your fucking
bug gilets I have so many people say to slap my tummy you got my mind what I'm
You got too much motion and I hate it
Slap it
At least I can slap it because I have arms and legs. I'm like some of us in this
Oh, you hear this guy, you hear this and it's black for me
This heresy this is lunatic a defy of souls
Hey officer privileges away from him now high-five sir something we can do that others can't
Officer let's get up out of our gaming chair
I
Fucking pieces shit. Oh
My goodness gracious, I got no room no more get out of here. Yes
would you propose his hair as a shall we hear full you make you make bows
brags I'm good no I'm not I'm not I'm not
I'm not slapping my fucking tummy fat.
No, stop giving me your money to slap my tummy.
Okay, stop it.
Are you sure?
I want to do that.
Stop it.
Okay, let me get a little bit of fishing out.
Scott, thank you for the 20 get ready.
That thing for the $50.
Yeah, mom's recently.
No, you're talking about officer.
If you yell really loud, even the baby can hear you.
Now, let's ride.
No, I'm not going to say how many gifted because someone's going to do it.
Maximum group rate.
I'm not.
No.
Deadass on a stack.
10 does down.
Put that on my mama.
Put that on the homies and cell blockade.
Scram, scram, scram, scram!
Scram, scram, scram!
Oh you got 157,000 space-age boys.
Holy cow.
Say an unrealistic never-no because there's some oil prints in here that that number doesn't exist.
you look a little fatigued.
You want to know if you've eaten in the last five minutes.
Well, I look a little fatigued.
No, hutch.
I should have just eaten in the last five minutes.
I'm still just yelling at people,
telling them I'm not going to slap my belly right now.
Let me take one day to talk.
Well, let's ride.
Do it, Hux or you'll lose your arms and legs too.
You guys are too much.
This peanut has too much control.
No!
Down, chat!
Down!
I have enough pride to not slap my belly.
No.
To the truffle shuffle, fuck you.
By the way, boys, this is your mother's son in the room.
This is a dance.
Uh-huh.
I'm going to get my
power out of that one.
Okay.
You were gassy yesterday.
They're right in front of us.
How much is it going on in a time of time?
I think this is better.
The ride in front of us makes it more slimy.
And pretty much there's my whole room.
It's got juices on it.
Hurry, hurry.
Come, come, come.
The way my mother spotted me with him was a chomp.
But there's like 15 clankers I've got in my ass.
Hurry!
I'm going to come at you!
Hurry!
The way the fat one is telling us to hurry.
Hurry!
My god.
Run, run, run!
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Run, run, run!
It's your scale and your basket's as when you step on it.
Hurry!
Please, hurry up!
You weren't coming, dammit!
Oh my god!
I've lost them, I don't know where they are.
We do as people this whole time?
Yes, it's all been yelling!
Why did you say something?
What are you talking about?
Finally, let's just know what's going on.
Yeah, finally, I thought we were just going fast for no reason.
I was going 135 just because.
Yeah, just because.
My car gets shaky when it goes into 16.
My truck does the same my air conditioner doesn't work on oh sweet god
We're already dead
Only bombs for they have made a bomb we might be alive keep throwing
Wait wait
I had a bomb coming to connect to converter
Yeah, go ahead take a look at that steam
Okay
We see mr. MTS
This guy
This guy looks pretty normal level two
Other guy MTS we see
Oh, profile private one.
Well, you but maybe he's a reform cheater.
You're about to be like those reformed ones.
I don't believe in that.
No, seriously, what if he turned to do least what if like,
so like earlier he used to cheat and beat his grandma.
And now he's.
Yeah.
But now he doesn't do none of that no more.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
very skill of the whole time and he only cheated because he wanted to just hang out with his friends
but now since he's gone legit he is the greatest gamer of all time
yeah now you're getting it now you're getting it
got it thank you guys thank you
Well, it's 1400 days.
I don't know.
Fuck him.
It doesn't say.
My account from like 12 years ago.
So I honestly, I think you're a dirty thing.
You mother.
I have to give him some slag.
I I have a backman like 12 years ago.
I have to I have to give him some slag.
I have to give him some slag.
You bought Nancy.
You know what I thought?
Ah, these are like a nice game.
Hell yeah.
Alright chat, we'll see over under on if we survive a raid tonight.
I think no.
I'm on my, I'm kind of running out of blue shields and augments so we're gonna have to
do, we're gonna have to do way better than we have been.
next round we can have me running point and obviously you watch from behind and
will stuff Hutch's fat worthless body in the door and blocking from coming in.
What do you think about that?
I just like I've called you like Limbless so many times.
It's like what do I do at this point? Do I call you in half almond,
and half cashew super weird, you know what I mean, nut.
What do I do?
That one's stabbing the knife.
I know, it's like, what do I do?
How do I talk shit?
Oh, you won MPS Gamer of the Year.
Oh.
You VTuber.
No!
Ah!
You talk to the king VTuber?
Yeah, VTuber.
All right.
That's all you're talking.
You're talking to king VTuber number one.
You better have respect when you speak on my name.
I'm always going to treat that by the way. I'm always going to treat that you know
There's a bunch of beat-tubers that would have mad at me
I was I it took everything in my power to not retweet one of those and say you you put some respect in those words when you're talking to
The king you should just quote this and I am your king. I
Never did it though. Really cool. That would have been fun
I'm buying mine right now you buy more than what you're going to buy them give me some
nope I'd rather die okay all right that's kind of my choice is your hands and use it
this next raid open up your mouth and close it right after so you can breathe yeah open
up your mouth grab a shotgun and close your mouth and put your the socket in your hands
and use it as X-ray.
Have you guys seen that people are duping those ducks?
Yeah.
Duping ducks?
Yeah, so like the new meta now is to dup the rare ducks.
I guess, close, he killed someone today who was doing it
and they have like 60 of them.
Jesus.
How does one do these ducks?
This is why you don't actually do it.
Right.
Now let's ride!
Bum bum bum bum
I would even sell if I just keep using my collection.
Half of...
I have so many fucking ducks.
Half of an inventory of moscow cats.
The other half of ducks.
Duck. God.
God, Doug.
God fight.
Duck, what's a king to a duck?
What's a king to a duck?
Unless you need to joke me, my brother,
one time on Halo 3, we activated it like,
you know how you can make everybody run really fast?
Mm-hmm.
And so we activated it so you could jump really,
really high, but you jump too high
to when you'd be on the top of the map boundary
for like six and a half minutes and you wouldn't go down.
We didn't know what we were doing,
so we'd be like, I'm fine,
that we would say a bunch of nonsense these days in five minutes.
History was cool in my head when I was thinking about it.
So cool.
Thanks. Well, it was really fun.
It was really fun when we did it.
I want that if you don't, it was really cool.
It was really cool. That's where Godfights come from.
Me and my brother used to play Nazi zombies on Call of Duty World of War,
and we would find all the little glitch spots,
and get to like around 75, 78,
and we found it pretty cool.
Pretty equivalent to, like, one story.
Notch Duran Toten. Yes, whatever it's called and go up those stairs with the MG 42 you have in the browning
The browning the browning and there's a little pop mine bombs. Those are nice. Yeah, don't use the right guy
You'll knock yourself. I don't know. I do
Gosh and memories
It might be down here again, I am not going first
Hey, not get over here
I'm coming I'm coming
All right, they're here they're down long hallway
Let's get up
I
Needless but we'll take us right here. Yeah
Yeah, we can
They're pushing officer they're pushing they're pushing
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Oh sorry sorry
All righty, so they just rest as well
Got it
Someone behind this oh my god their heads with sexy I'm dead immediately
I
Other teams trying to come all over us
Broke he's broke right around the corner
One off
They close that door officer if you want to open that nope come back come back come back team on set come come come
If we wanted he fights it yes one team's dead we still have a team over here
I see one I see one.
Hey man.
Well, again.
Oh godob.
So more teams.
Still a lot more teams.
Team, our body gets in.
Down below.
Underneath staircase. Underneath staircase.
Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. I got you.
I need meds officer. Let's loot these guys real quick. Yeah
Work the good work out there team
Watching our six watch your six go one came up. Just let you know okay. All right
You weren't
No looting has been done this yet, I think I'm just gonna now
Okay
So more people I think
No, I think there's still a couple more people lurking in the shadows
yeah I think so actually let's get him let's get him
huh do you think you're the shit bitch you're not even the fun
you're a people I pray
I might poke them, maybe poke them in two guys.
Yeah, she's...
Oh, back in the...
Oh, wait a minute.
What, wait a minute.
Come on over.
Hello, good sir.
Hello, hello.
Where's the airplane?
Let's wait for here!
I don't think he's gonna leave now!
Guys, I think he's dead. I think we're good.
Always good to double check though.
Of course.
Alright, let's leave!
I don't know where that other team went that went down the stairs
Why'd you shoot 150 times cuz we ran out of bullets
Bar alarm outside possibly coming down zips right now in front of us
I appreciate you trying to see this a bit man.
Thank you much, my hero.
No problem.
I hate spiders.
Lawn, thank you for the 10 gifted man.
How did Pineserless believe and then he just doesn't fucking move.
He's got to double check every single body.
No but Hatch, you don't understand firmly, plow and bring your mouth on my ballsack
and suck it into your throat.
You know what I'm on?
You don't have a ball sack, let's be honest.
That's because it's deep in your throat.
I can't get it out.
Stuck in there?
Like a buried treasure.
Like a rocket of diamonds for whores.
Now, let's wait.
Vicky da, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
TIKILA!
I'm pretty sure there's about five minutes of song between each TIKILA if I remember.
No, there's not. It's TIKILA's 175 seconds.
Are you sure?
I wrote the song. I wrote the song.
No, that's a lie.
You can hear it in his voice. It's literally me. TIKILA!
the key. There's not enough room up here for you. Please get out of the way. I just remember
in disguise. I will be standing here next to my boyfriend, officer, officer. Wait, wait,
Shush.
What?
I think there might be guys on top of the hill to our left.
No!
Oh my gosh.
You just do that?
Yes, he does.
Into the extract!
Go!
He's going!
Go!
There's all people out there.
They kind of stoop.
I heard them out there.
There.
I heard him out there.
Oh, yeah, officer's awesome, man.
Officer is awesome.
That was pretty good, guys.
I got it out.
I think that was...
I think it was...
Appreciate you, Ruthless.
I was just saying it.
154,000 speckledoos.
That's pretty good.
What hundred fifty four thousand speckledoos that's pretty good. That's actually not bad
By the way was I've heard some news from my bongulators is it true or is it false?
That they lowered the expedition
Money amount to three million that is true
I
Or you say I I probably have to start working on the expedition soon
Wait, you haven't done anything with the expedition
Well, honestly though, it's not that hard.
I've been working on mine.
It's pretty simple.
It's like three leaper cores, eggs it is.
It's not bad.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Should we do that right now or should we take this patina I just got and go kill the
mage chop with fire breakers?
We do this right now.
That's actually, I would love to do that right this second.
Let's kill the main job
Please talk to him, please God, please
You know we finally survived the shot I'll let you use that other hole you've been asking about if you don't don't let it convince you
Don't it's not that good. It's not that good. Just get one of those crazy Tesla robots instead
We're not doing that peanut. Nope. No
No, we always lose and I'm sad after that.
It's never a good...
At least you're not fat or at least you're not stupid.
At least you're not ugly.
Well, we should still...
I don't like this game. I don't like this game.
I feel like I'm doing nothing but losing in this game.
Let me check. Let me check.
Let me check.
Please don't make sure. Please don't make sure.
Let me check what it takes.
Where's that expedition? I need a hundred and fifty metal parts 200 plastic parts and 80 art alloy
I've got 36 metal parts with 195 plastic parts 54 alloy. I have no space I need 15 things as well
Springs
Okay, so you can buy a lot of your springs from Celeste
you need to go to the left. Go
to Celeste. Go spend some of
your seeds. Tommy Springs. Do
you need? Spill your seeds.
Spill your seed. Yeah, spread
your seed.
Chat. We will be gambling on
Delta Force tonight. Relax.
Still waiting?
Oh my god. I didn't listen to any of that. What you saying?
Oh my. Fuck it.
Well, I forgot to listen.
Never mind.
Oh, could I have some springs, bottles?
Okay, that's right back to what I was asking. How many springs do you have?
Nice and springs, bottles.
I'm all ears.
How many springs do you have, Crackhead?
I've got zero.
Okay, go to Celeste. Go spend your seeds. Get a couple springs. How many do you
need?
I forgot to listen again. What do you say?
Go to Celeste! Go to Celeste!
Okay, I've got ten. I need five more springs. I need five more springs.
Okay, all right. Oh my God. I got your five springs.
Can you also bring me twenty-six to our gallery?
Oh my God.
I had thirty springs. I'm so stupid.
All right, so you need five springs.
Can you bring can you bring me a hundred and twenty four metal pods? I
can bring
Bring 30 metal parts officer. I got 90 on me. Okay, what about five plastic pods? I can bring you five plastic as well
Thank you, sir. And then you need how many of the other stuff
Mark out all of it together
20 cents
Um, thanks for helping to goop that out.
Shut up.
Let me tell you when I'm at the top of expedition, my goop is going to eat at my table.
All right, this is what we're doing.
Me and my goop is going to eat at my table.
Okay, you can't, are you there?
Are you ready?
What?
I need three seconds of your mental focus.
My jam is on.
Oh, God.
You're big and quick.
You want me?
What?
I
We are going in I'm dropping you these metal parts plastic and springs
We are leaving we're not saying it and then we're going to go kill Obama dear for your other stuff
Officer I don't know how you've done it for this long. I don't know how you how you've dealt with him for this long a
a great deal of mental anguish and alcohol.
Yep, yep.
Yeah, that'll help.
Listen, Pina, he's guys, if I don't help him, he'll never do it.
We have to.
Yes, he calls us fat, stupid, ugly, dumb, fat, stupid, fat, all the time, all day long, every single day.
But we still must help our friends, even though he's as dense as chunky milk.
We must, because that's who we are.
Exactly, he's a little nut. You can't get offended by a little peanut.
He's grown up so fast you guys I only have for our gallery
yes that's what I'm saying we're going to leave and we're going right back in
and then we're going to go kill a bastion or a bombardier.
Um, um, um...
Okay, you say yes, boss.
All right, boss. All right, boss.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Someone's thinking this.
He's slower than other time.
I'm sorry, boss.
You need to upset your plans and stuff.
I'm sure...
Bring out the boss a little. He's a little sick.
that's a good one i'm actually gonna take that
All right, ready right back up boys
Peanut we should go anywhere but damn for this who I thought damn was the best place to go
No, because they do not talk in nonsense, buddy. It doesn't
I
Nonsense
Sissy boy, it doesn't spawn bomb of deers and bastions very much all the other maps do
Let me turn in my my stuff first
We I got all my metal I got my plastic I need 22 more on gambling and I got all my seals rings, okay
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna figure someone that has tons of this stuff
you're talking about of whatever you said.
Good.
What did I say?
Just do it.
All right.
Good.
It's a secret.
Shhh.
Obviously.
Yes.
Obviously.
You look so beautiful tonight.
To the things I'm gonna do to you later. I forgot to tell you something peanut. What I have some news. Oh
Okay
I'm pregnant
I'm not paying out of money.
That's okay.
You can always come reach out to me after the NBA signed them.
Yeah.
But only then.
Only then.
I don't want to hear about his little league baseball or chess club or his award for
of participation in the soccer games, right?
It's NBA and nothing.
Yeah, or NFL.
Anything you think.
No, it's bad ones.
Yeah, what about baseball?
Well, I knew a guy who played baseball
and it kind of ruined it for me.
It was hot, it's disgusting.
So also, honestly, I don't really like baseball.
Me neither.
I don't. Did you know that going into it professionally?
Yes. Do you watch baseball to this day?
Nope. I haven't watched the game and probably since I retired.
Good to show support. That's good to hear. That's good to hear.
Like if one of my sports is baseball, really?
Yeah. If one of my teammates are playing, I'll watch it.
That's it.
Let's ride!
But you need to kill one Bastard or one Bob McGee, is that correct?
Yes, sir.
Okay, okay, gotcha.
I know baseball was the highest paid sport. That's crazy. Yeah, one of my teammates you
Yeah, one of my teammates decided $350 million contract or no
350 I'm sorry those way over exaggeration 150
That's pocket change Logan Paul got paid a hundred million to beat an old person with sunspots
I
Listen to big leagues that you hear about is like 50
25 30
Oh my god, he's on the roof, he's on the roof.
Oh my god, oh my god, the Eiffel tower, there's one on each side.
Are they all the way up?
All the way up, all the way up, all the way up, god damn it.
There's one outside.
Hey live officer
See?
Not cool.
Don't you worry. Hotch will break this home.
Hotch will break this home easily.
We're moving around like they know where I am.
Trust me, I've seen Hotch get out of stickier situations than this.
100%, 100%.
Like last week at the gentlemen's club.
And the guy and nothing but a speedo set it on
Take that railing
I
Love that
That was the furry
You know I killed the last one remember I kill my
Oh, I win!
Woohoo!
You're the winner!
All right!
You hutch, let me tell you.
I am thoroughly impressed.
Did you see my ass? Did you see my ass?
I saw it. I saw it.
Did you want to grab that thing?
It was hard to miss.
I would take a handful of my hands.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
I should take a quick picture.
We'll use that for bath some time later.
So yes, sir
You choose the odd ways
Oh
Your character in the game
Just be honest just being honest for the group of spit for a second
If you're touchy's character, you still drive through school zones, you have to go around
them.
Where did the other body, you cock sucker?
There's a guy up top of you, up top of you, I heard of something.
He's setting up car alarms.
Mhm.
setting up car alarms
Why are you killing me?
If you're trying to get Pina his loot back, I can take it to him
What do you want to say?
Because all of us want to hear it
I want to hear it, Pina wants to hear it
All the people, what do you want to say?
I don't want to hear it
bread on top brother bread on top
only thing on top is beans on toast for you man
okay can I get a rest so I can wait peanut his bobcat please
no I'm the last game I'm gonna go out
she killed him a couple games ago it was low key stream time
and I was screaming about how he killed the fellow Texan that dirty fucking Texan
trader that didn't turn co-pattern
I want to see what he said I need to I need to know
Somebody said hutch's character looks like Joe Biden
So yeah, does anyone want to okay stream?
Kill back worry
Hey M-Bar you want to do your fucking job!
Alright.
Talk to me.
Speak your truth, Queen.
They know your name not your story.
Right.
Yeah, they know your name not your story.
Let it out, Queen.
Let it out.
Thank you.
Little bit of goop.
I've got way.
I was kind of like in an Ethereum state.
Did you survive from that?
No.
You died.
No, you died
You still got to kill that bastard yes, we do
You are 30 plus years old
Stream sniping
Crap that much
Let the brunkies crap
Hey, I have you on the ground I'm gonna pull up your stream so I can talk to peanut
Fuck is wrong with you man
You're a grown man doing this. Whoa. What do we cook in here?
Oh, it's not a kid don't say kid
money so I don't know if I'm inadequate or not
in the month you are I don't need to see the rest of the money to know you are
you never know
I could be rich as shit. We know. We know.
We know. No but seriously I've got a hundred and fifty thousand speech dollars that's
thirty times what you start with think about that for a second
Mm-hmm
About two seven if you ask me
If you've just bought the game I have more than you
You start off with only five thousand spacer dollars
That's a well fit type of money. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think about all the cheaters that have like idle accounts
I exactly that's a lot. You know what you might be on the top 10 percent
I have 7.2 million and I hold a full-time job hey get some bitches on your dick then huh next steps
7.2.2 million hush hush how much do you have?
3.7?
The Hunch doesn't even have that and he's glued to his chair!
Him and his chair are one!
Just like Mike Cock and Peanut Stads ass.
No not cock!
Fuck you! Fuck both of you!
Oh it boughs.
That's your game boughs.
That's your game.
I am 52 years old, I have a full-time job with two kids and I'm 5.3 million.
Alright, I guess everyone is just better than me.
God, oh, everyone, everyone's a millionaire.
Space Jeff Bezos and I'm just some scumbag living under Saturn's rings.
Got it.
Fuck you too.
Sell the Bobcats, I might have to.
I had to make a little change.
3 million this time it was 5 million before now three
Yo SKR what's up, baby?
Thank you for the two months man.
I'm eating seeds.
I'm chewing on seeds.
like every day. I wake up every morning to a thousand no like ten thousand random people on this
planet just just getting at me. I saw on TikTok today where I was going into the rain you know how
my vods for my channel don't do the intro music it's just kind of like a it just shows the picture
and no music. You can hear the game and the microphone sometimes. Yeah. Well he was taxi or
drag and he was sniffing my ass in the game as he entered I had oversaw the
intro it's okay yeah it was a whole thing it was all I commented I said no
sir I was not it you should have heard this it was for consecutive snips like
I was trying to suck all the air out of the room I don't know who's doing that
much cocaine except for Charlie sheet and I don't know who else but that was
Not say who you would die you would die
Now I'm done okay, but not in many years
It's been a long time. I'm taking a good break
College was a little crazy. He did college because a little crazy
Road the slopes a couple of times
Yes a couple times down the ski slopes
One dead.
I got a G1.
At the extract.
Jesus shit.
Oh, he's like middle-class. He's got a...
But it ain't good too.
Hey! So first, you make a space,
and put it in your butt.
Put it in your butt, and everyone's still at the rock.
Oh my God!
Holy shit, that's a bomb.
All right, okay, somebody go ahead and accept my fate.
Yep, yep.
Go ahead and accept my fate here.
Right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, the seals.
All right.
Fuck you.
I'm dead.
around a church no more because I'm dead.
Well, hey, oh, you fucking suck.
Oh, fuck, I should have known, bro.
I should have known.
I should have known as I was running
I gave him a five of the line of the line
that no one would follow me.
We would, two of us would sit on a fucking poor body
For 45 minutes, sharing each other's fucking assholes.
Just look at the motherfucker.
I should have known that's on me.
That's on me.
I should have known that these two nutcases were going
to stare at a fucking homeless person for 30 seconds
that they didn't even kill.
I should have known.
That's on me.
Wait, wait, where is that?
Where is that?
I'm fucked up.
I'm gonna call my multiple people.
That's all I'm gonna do.
I'm busy, busy, busy, busy.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Everybody has those days.
Yep.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Let me get a little bit of poop.
Guys, you have to turn this round.
You gotta turn this round.
This is not going good.
Honestly, I don't want to say anything off to him, but I think Hutch is the one that needs to pick up the slack.
Yeah, I think so. I saw him come home with four bags from Jack in the Box last night.
He's not staying true to his word. That's absurd. That's absurd.
I even saw one of those decent ball sack tacos in his bag.
You know what? Honestly dude, I think that those could possibly solve World Hunger. If you had some type of donation system or government assistance, you could do that 60 sets of tacos. How many homeless people are there?
like over a hundred. What if you just got them all tacos? At least. At minimum. Give
them a couple of those like mini tacos. You can get like a box of 50 of them for a dollar.
Yeah. Oh boy. That's good boys. I think that was our last trade. Is it time to head over
there? Oh, 855. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Okay. It's a Delta Force time. Yeah. I wish we
and left off on a win.
Yeah, that would have been nice.
In a gang bang by two people.
Yeah, that would have been nice location.
That would have been cool. That would have been pretty nice.
All right.
All right, chat. We're going to be moving over to Delta Force.
It's gambling time!
Probably shouldn't be saying that whenever it's an ad.
Probably shouldn't.
Probably, uh...
I'm still level 12. Hopefully we can level up really fast.
I played some off-streaming games.
I didn't know that you had to select solos like that.
I was dominating. I was dominating.
I'm getting good at this game.
I'm telling you, I'm killing it. I'm killing it.
This is a Barb dojo.
You like to repair your armor and stuff?
Yeah, I learned everything. I studied everything.
I'm telling you, I would do a whole thing.
I played some games. It was really good.
This is right on Barb dojo. All three of us, to be honest.
We all paid to yeah, we all paid to be we kind of professionals if it's already well some of us
Maybe it's me and officer were professionals. You were more of
Officer, how do we say it?
How do we say it you want to tell
I
He's a word Smith of sorts
Right, that's right, and I brought the team morale
That well, that's well. I would like to argue that here for some reason guys
How are you?
Officer hutch
I got a question. Go ahead.
Do you know that selfie you sent me yesterday? Yeah. And then you took a photo of the food
that you cooked. What were the three? It looked like sugar. There's three white baggies
filled with sugar next to the food? What? What were those?
Like if the food isn't good enough, I'll take one of the baggies and I'll put no sugar
and I'll put it on there and then if it's still not sweet enough, I'll take another
baggie and I'll spread it on there and then if it's still not sweet enough, I take
the third baggie and I stored it because it's cracked.
You can't take my days off of anything.
Oh, does that mean that we love Brad?
You tech alert!
I might have to try that tomorrow.
Hell yeah!
Right after the fent I do.
Oh hell yeah.
By the way, watch your language.
I'm now switching to the sponsor segment on the street.
All right, I got, well, I'm going to leave that.
here we go. So what were we
talking about with it? Hold on.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. There
we go. Almost done. Just give
me one second. He wants to switch
a couple of do's. He's around.
normal mode. We can rock purple, right?
Don't watch me!
Hurry up. Hurry up, hurry up.
Shut up!
I'm getting a cool picture of all three of us.
It's my YouTube thumbnail. Really?
Am I skinny in the picture?
You actually look fat as shit.
Come on!
I didn't make this. I have my brother with me.
But you actually look disgusting.
That motherfucker.
He's gained even to me, so I can see it.
Well, it's gonna be live on the YouTube. I'm looking at it. Are you like massive?
I'm changing it. Yeah, it's gonna be YouTube thumbnail. Okay. Here we go. Oh, yeah, I'll put up on the street
I'll put up on the street. Okay
Wait, it's lagging I can't see it
Why did he widen my eyes you didn't why did anything that was a picture of you unedited that is that bull shit
stretch you out he stretched he stretched me out no I did your I can't say that we
loved out the force no we know we didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't
search out. Oh my gosh. You didn't
stretch out. You make me look so
upset. What the fuck? That's just
how you look normally. All right.
All right. Fat rolls and put your
face like that. Okay. I'm almost
ready. I'm almost ready. One more
thing I got to do and then we're
ready to go. Okay. Officer, you
know, we know we should do what
he's doing this. We should
Yeah, I can get this more gambling money if you need more gambling money can
Yeah, everybody
Yeah, they already juice me but I'm trying to double dip home to okay, right?
Okay, I'll do some gambling to all do so. I think they've juiced me twice. They've used me twice
All right. I'm starting to spin. Are we gonna start to get juiced once?
Let me let me let me text the guy. Let me take the guy to the guy. Okay. Let me see you.
Hey, would you mind juicing me and my cronies up with some gamble money?
Make it sound constructive like we're going to do something. We're going to have a case off or something. You know what I mean?
I'm gambling right now.
Which one's the, which one's the, I want to use the,
what's your gun I was using yesterday?
It's the MP7.
No, no, that's not.
What's that?
It's Val, it's Val.
I actually have the this.
Is that it?
That looks like it's about right. Yes. That's it. I have that skin
You have this one I have a ninety nine point nine percent
Zero point or point zero zero one float. What best-in-slot now you can't what you can be like one of the billion
It is it is I'm gonna be right now. I'm gonna be right now. You can't you can't I mean I'm gonna get right now
impossible
We're gambling it
all right I'll start ripping I got a purple though it's the viking one
Whoa
Come on baby come on baby
Shit
It's a class C, 2.57.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my, and it looks like-
I got the most wanted.
It's the AS Vow skin, but it's class C.
It's like you put it through a shredder.
Wait, no, that's not terrible.
It's superior.
That's not terrible.
What does superior mean?
So it's superior is right before Epic.
You want an epic class S through the sea.
I think that the jingling on last time it was called like it was super rare.
That's that's the epic.
That's the one where you get a.
That track.
He go go go go go.
Shit.
I want that one.
You should let's do like two people and then we'll get the game.
Okay.
Hmm.
I didn't get a gold. I got one more. One more. One more. We'll get that gold. We'll
get that phone and kill it's class ass!
Come on!
One more.
Just one more.
This one's it.
Just one more.
Fuck!
do one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one more one more one more
one more one more one more
Wait I'm guaranteed on this one I'm guaranteed come on baby
Come on
Damn it
All right there's my gold
I need to get a purple that time
Come on come on come on
Come on
Uhhhh
Hey upgrade it upgrade it
It's not terrible. It's actually very cool looking. It's not terrible. I didn't get my
gambling money. Really up. Mine's not terrible. Mine's not terrible. Yeah. Yeah. It's good,
It's not
Be shitting my pants. I got robbed again
Alright, okay. All right. What one more than we go in there one more than we go. Okay direction
Hey what
rabbit
I got one oh my god, it's classy all right, well
How do you get point zero zero one that is ridiculous I got three point nine nine cents
Open up my stream you can see it
We got we got
Check it out
Because I've spared a lot of people
And let me show you the float
fuck you get my myself you're not gonna get one you're not gonna get it's
impossible as I am there I am it's impossible oh my god I think my game
towards what I pulled up the other thing
oh wait hold up wait
they hold up wait check that out oh my god yeah perfect perfect what is we
What did we treat?
Oh.
Do I have this?
Officer, are you looking?
Here we go, here we go.
I think officer's dead.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
He's there!
Officer, look!
What am I looking at?
Check this out, dude.
All right, I'm gonna get a lighter.
Let's get in there.
One second.
Let's get in there.
This one.
I'm not getting nothing.
Let's get in there.
I
Were you literally laying in the middle
Planned carried out here
I don't understand how I find you it's cap sensitive I can add you guys but yours officer
I this capital O officer
You got your new you are I should do it for the last mm-hmm
You see it
Yeah stops you see it
Yes, you go and then hutch. Yeah, I'm not your friend. What's your what's your what's your name?
Real with a capital R hMF capital H capital in F
We got it is your friend was got it
I think we can play normal mode now. It's a draw level club with a Hoosie doozy. I think so
Except my brother kites. I'm trying. I thought I knew how all right. We're good
There you go
Wait now we ride
Holy shit, so lands
Oh
Wait, can you wait? What's the best ammo you can bring to normal? Is it still blue?
You can purple purple like minimum what you want to bring to normal
That's been $600,000 an ammo work. Thanks. Thanks. The guy that kills me is gonna be super happy
We're gonna die a lot, but
No, we're not stop me and
They don't call me the LeBron James
Don't you worry the choppy don't you worry
We're good to go
Ready up get together. I gotta put a kit together. I couldn't put one together until you fucking got in here
I'll be opening cases till he's ready. I use gold ammo at least can you use gold ammo on normal mode or no?
Oh, no chat saying gold ammo we can use gold ammo
I'll just use probably some of these problems.
I'm already bought like 400.
You guys, how do I teach my ass about skin?
Oh, you can see how you change it right?
Click this and then modify.
And then I think you go to this gold.
No way you're still gambling.
Come on.
We're playing the game now, Hodge!
Aw, fuck you!
He's dedicated to the game.
Fuck.
It's shit. It's shit. Shit.
Wait, I got it. I got it.
I got my Hoosie-Doozie.
Let's get in there.
By the way, we need to restart Discord and come in as admin, and we won't be able to mute.
I'm good. I already did that this morning.
I think that's just him.
I need more gambling money right now!
Right now! Right now! Right now! Right now!
I need more money!
Maybe we should listen to music.
I'm not going to be able to
get to the end of the game.
All I ask peanut don't hold me
back. Don't be the anchor on
this squad like you always are
in every game that you ever
play. You're terrible. Don't
be as bad as you usually are
officer. You keep being
beautiful. Thank you, sir. I
would like to remind
God and as your captain and as your captain girl falls king I demand that
officers stay sexy and hutch loses weight that is my first two degrees as
captain those are my first two degrees as captain expecting a direct order from
your captain I'm not that fat I'm petite we went over this multiple times
I my third decree is hot stops lying about being continued. What I have decreed I have decreed
false king
False king. No. No
No, no, I will let you know great great great great great great great great grandpappy kill all the people on this land
And now I'm the king I
I want you to know and die at the ripe age of 24.
I will protect you, but not because I want to.
By the way, Jinji and Kloxy got 27 points total.
Wait, do I have to go over the point system for you guys or no?
Do you guys know how it works?
Nope, go ahead.
Okay, so this is how it works.
This is how it works.
So there's something going in, okay.
Okay, so this is how it works.
On Tuesday, Pokesy and Jinji were on a team,
racking up points.
Jinji, total points is 27, they can't change it.
Today, Hutch and Officer are racking up their points,
and then on Saturday,
Summit and Shroud are racking up their points.
What has to happen is I have to survive,
and I can't be that,
and one point per kill and one point per red eye.
Once you get over seven points in the game,
it is locked in, and that counts
as one of your three slots.
If you don't get seven points before we die,
if you just restart,
and it doesn't count as any points, okay?
Just to become 8 people, 2 rats, that's 10 points for the first out of 3 slots.
Cool. Alright, after this game, officer, I'll buy us, uh, keys so that we can open up good doors.
I'm gonna touch a key.
Oh, do you actually?
Oh, let's go boys. Okay.
Look in!
You don't need to do quests as well, for the dead.
I already did a bunch of quests off-stream.
I
Let's go in and out of these games quick as hell. I feel like you can get a lot of that key. You don't come up
Watch behind us. Let's start this mountain. They get ziplined down very quickly
Let's go in and out of the games quick quick quick. So we get a ton back to you out
You gotta do quests and shit
I do you I think surviving gives you those I think it's crystal I give you like one thousand three thousand
Why if you do this you could say ten thousand person game doesn't it?
Yeah, you should be killing all this stuff.
We, I, we hold up, something we hold up, one thing's wrong with my stream, I gotta fix
one thing real quick.
Okay.
Let's try and get inside.
What is it that you want us to do in the discord channel they made?
The one thing?
Stand by?
We don't need help, we're professionals.
As you ever
Okay, well, they're split they're split
It's a job. Yeah, you see that guy peanut
I
Stabbed the city
Boy officer, okay. Yeah, you're good bad. You're a good battle. You definitely took out one up somewhere
I got scan and 75 or 25%
Go to gotcha
Take this guy's gun. We gotta take this guy's gun. So if he gets picked up at any point he doesn't have it
You can dig it.
Yeah, fuck this guy.
2%?
Yeah.
You all ready to move?
2% what?
Just scan.
Wait, can we go kill the other hooligans?
At the top of the Hoosie-Doozie?
Yeah, I don't know where these guys' teammates are.
There's nothing.
He's going to be over yonder.
Right here.
I'm going to hear him.
Just scan to right, to be honest.
Oh, yeah, top.
Broke it broke it broke in the top. All right
You dead
Where's the exact
Late to my left and right yeah
And you can walk behind that wall, okay
me I suggest something as the team leader. What's that peanut? Die immediately. That's
already done. You guys already died? Yeah. Yeah. Good work. Now that's how you call the
warden. Okay. All right. I've got a little bit. Yes, I got a little bit. Yes. I underestimated
How hard normal mode would be I
Will not happen again. Oh, yeah, it's it's time to sweat a little bit buddy
Oh, yeah, it's time to lock in it's time to lock in
Hey marksmen abuse the gold ammo to can I get an MP7 bill?
I get an MP7 bill please like you do like you do
you. Chad, I also heard there's a rumor in the wind that if I hit my shots, that it
actually hold armor in there. No, I've heard you are. I'm sorry. There's a limitation. Yeah,
no, you can wear gold. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, okay. She's so sad. So frigging sad.
Come on, you know what you see it's for this is what a segment is.
I was it answers when a segment does.
All right.
Don't be impressed.
Coach, I love you.
We are not going to get ready.
Almost I love the loadout screen.
This game, you can get ready in like two seconds.
It's not just 30 minutes of fumbling around your dick and complete aids.
Oh, I got to say, so you're ready to your say it again.
game that has quality of life it's cool and it's nice and
the way!
No way!
I want to spend 30 minutes in the lobby
dicking around my favorite part
and see I don't even want to play the game
I just want to sit in the lobby all fucking day
that's the best part, that's the best part
I just want to sit in the lobby and beat my shit
I can't wait
exactly, exactly
my guys
fast loadouts and game win in the lobby
a goop as well what was the way the dreams really do come through dreams I'm ready by the way yeah
just waiting on me I'm almost ready I think I'm good
by the way we lost we didn't get seven points I don't know if you do that
Okay, good. I just want to make sure the entire team is informed.
Mm-hmm.
Pop a fresh chicken.
You're going to want to go ahead and stay alive this time.
All right.
Thanks, Bob.
As long as I can ask something of you.
What's that?
Take this penis and shove it way up your butt.
How about that?
Lucky.
Do I got to act after that?
Like you're sitting on a bike and the pole comes through the seat.
That's what I wanted to look like.
Why are you saying it?
Like, it's something bad.
So I think we actually, I have a couple empty seven skins.
I don't know if this is my best.
This is my best one, actually.
Let me see.
100%, 100%, 100%.
Do you think we can level up to 18 back quick?
Or do we actually do like, like.
How do I where do I see my skins out? Oh, I already accepted all my class so we see one inside. We'll just do it
You should check them sometimes you got to kill with like a specific gun
Specific armor stuff like that
Extract with one green or better ballistic fast so we gotta look for that
Which one do we want to use so I have this one that looks like she's a oozy
She's a machine. She's a good to kill with in 25 meter distance. Oh, this one's like Ali Grove
It's what this is the one we want to use a gold armor. I think that's the one we want to use this one right here. We why
This one's kind of cool, too. Oh
That's the one wait, which one are we using right now, I think we're using this one
We try to get it right. What do you guys think this this skin here fine for this skin the cotton candy?
or the black and purple.
I see the post of your view
bonding. I don't really use
Twitch. Please tell me it isn't
true. You see that? You see
that? It caters to the dumbest
motherfuckers on God's green
earth. I'm telling you, I'm
telling you, I'm telling you
that guy does not put a
shopping cart away because he
can't find the receptacle.
I'm candy all day. Can I
change those?
Always.
I
Shit
All right round key
Wait, what is this wall for sure? The wall will be broken
We're landing, we're landing.
Keep them in mind. Complete the mission for rewards.
Thank you, all tasks.
Mind your own business.
I'm not.
I think we're good for right now.
You just say, also, can we actually do the blue ones now?
Blue ones?
No, no, it doesn't.
I have no tasks.
You mean, you not accepted any?
I accepted all of them.
I just can't have any.
He's all like, a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
I'd say if we just kill a bunch of people, then leave really fast, we'll get a ton of ex-me.
Come on, boys!
We have limited useful information.
Err, 360!
We're on it!
Watch my back!
See that? That's a big movement. You see that?
That's my hentai guy.
Riiight!
Look what she's doing.
There's a guy right there!
Shot at the top of the hill.
I
This way team
Come on our rears coming our rears
Come on boys
Got him
I'm being a free hold on tight gonna get a little crazy. I think there's also people in here
Okay, this is no easy
I need my gun, I'm gonna shoot it all out.
I'm gonna shoot it all out.
Carri, you got a gun on it?
Oh my God, he's fans from sexy!
One down, one down, one down, one down.
We have it, go!
I got it, there's one, there's two left, there's two left.
Smoke on.
Can it keep crawling?
Detectives.
I'm looking
Thirsted I need to help decide. I need to help me home. Yeah, take care of it. Yeah
I'm gonna try and reach ya.
No, I can't see that.
I'm dead.
There's a hole in the cage.
Careful.
They're on the stairs.
One dead.
I gotta put my fire out, I'm on fire.
Track them.
I'm gonna pick up a pig.
Fuck that bad.
Holding the magazine.
Bursting your down.
Bad?
Bursting.
Yeah, he went down yonder.
Who's the east?
Oh, I forgot to bring a surgical kit.
You're standing out of you fat bitch
I'm keeping it. No, no, no, I need it back. I need it back. I'm keeping it back peanut give it the fuck back
Use your all guys. I have a portion of my health that I can't repair use your own
No, no, there's a team out there I think I know there's one at the end of the hall down there peanut. Yeah, right down there
Take a gander
Other folks I did
All right, come back you're gonna run out of rope
coming back coming back
hey hey
hey how much is your health?
there's health easy down there 100%
get your check
who's coming into the back?
look where we get the back
ooh got him!
he's a level 100 player
I have no oh my god guys we are being outclassed we're being outclassed okay
Okay, we're okay.
Oh my god, you're bastard.
Go away, go away, go away!
Where'd you kill him at? Where'd you kill him at?
Right under, right under!
Okay, good.
A beetle just flew in my eye.
Don't know what that's about but I've got people I now
I'm Mark your mark take that people up to you
Where?
You just said it was in your eye
Did you my I can't take out my eye?
Take that one again. Oh my god
Yeah, I do it
They might push now. They might push.
He's far. He was far. Grab me quick. He was far.
He'll be fine. Get up.
Hey.
How you doing?
You want to hook me?
They did that for the war.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I don't know where I'm going Bob.
I'm gonna do a little flakey on him so he don't know where I'm coming from.
I have no surgery kit because peanut's stalled mine not too big news big news
don't believe them I get that back I'm solving a passcode
Peter, I need that to survive. Can I please have it back?
No, I'm starving of mystery!
Wait, let me get your surgery kit, please. Thank you.
Got it?
I even opened a secret door.
Couldn't find it. You can keep that certificate.
I
Was out there by crates
I never saw he's out of the way in the back. This is not good
Yeah, they're just chilling back there. Yeah, they're just hanging out I
I
Can hear them in those crates
You have a helmet repair kid officer
They're on that corner. Can I got that guy? Yeah, I have a home repair. I see it right along that fence
Down one nice
We got push
I
Get out there. Get active. We got a loop. We got a loop
All right, we're glad this way. Yeah, we're outside now
He was in this crate. He's in this room
You like that guys the guy down
I got sight from down there early by Lee
I
Always got yonder I got shot by this guy with the sniper
Yeah, I think he's in here
It's right bastard
Oh she will be under they run I got scan and six percent I want to get stuck out here. There's your more teams
Yes, enjoy my own
I say we yes do it what in the hell okay this is the guy who's fighting me yeah
was your cyber man yeah fucking crazy gun all right I'm gonna go inside and
Look at this. First goes
I'm Tia normal mode is it going moving around? Oh, it's crazy. That's a demon
What what I'm getting ratted he was sitting up popular
We've got you. We've got you
Okay, that one again take back
What?
No, it ain't!
You're on your own, you're left behind.
What?
Yeah, that's why I have these saplings all day long.
What kind of dark magic?
Fuck.
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, and he raps me, and he raps me, which
I am.
Yeah, I get ratted.
Thank you sir.
I get ratted.
I thought I could shock it on him, and he wouldn't see me coming.
Nope.
My God.
Now, maybe I can get something as captain.
Team captain.
What's up?
Die immediately.
We're already dead.
Hooray!
Now, those are soldiers that can follow orders.
Guys, we gotta fix this up.
We gotta fix this up.
It's how you get serious.
I'm wearing all gold.
I'm not doing it.
I'm wearing all gold here. All gold.
I would, but it doesn't seem like
they're gonna re-up my money, so...
I gotta be careful.
I need you text me about that and then I
You need like a code or something that's okay. You can just be the poor one. All right
You are you guys using the is values of the house I
Use the
MP7 last run and it was awesome
Yeah, I'm gonna use the mp7 then very good gun
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I could correct you good doctor. I
Mean, I guess that's kind of on me for leaving the group and thinking that
The guy wasn't going to be sitting in a fucking corner of those professionals so that you could learn so much
Yeah, thanks seems like a really sunk in I
Love when you stole my medical kit, so I couldn't heal myself
guys these are but me and mistakes that us as a team can overcome if we try our hardest
okay okay okay mouse okay mouse yeah pick up the slack like he we're going in there
we're going hard sorry about that that's you know what that's that's on me that's
That's my fault and I apologize and I will.
The fuck?
I'm good to go. I'm good to go. Let's do it.
You guys ready?
This one's for real. This one is for real.
I feel like I'm living in a fever dream when Pina is ready to get in the raids this fast, you know?
I'm telling you, I'm ready to rumble. I'm ready. I'm like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
the best repair is as we demand about the gold what I was done between last two
raids bro that if we would have got out of that raid it would have actually
been so nice I had so many kills oh my goodness I could have been bad
Sorry, I'm just getting my ammo situated
Because you be saying it there's something I didn't know
Yeah, I see where I went wrong I see where things went wrong, okay
Yeah, we were up. I see where things went wrong. Okay, guys. Let's say she's blowing through money
Nothing nothing nothing. It was my vest in my arm repair. It pulls it out of your stash
If you already have one and they were like for durability fast
peanut you should be
Peanut can we do something really quick you go ahead. All right, can you open up your?
hits out. Thank you never mind
Okay, let's get in there
Let's get in there. Let's get in there. Well, I bought I bought red
head, vest and helmet repairs
this time. No more goofing around.
No more goofing around. It's time to get serious.
Bro, he's...
By the way, do the goggles on your helmet block your vision?
Like other games or no?
Some of the helmets give you like a...
Yours will, yes. You will with that helmet.
How you doing with the helmet I'm wearing?
I'm looking at you. I have your gear showing.
You can above where it says SA morphosis you could click show gear. I don't speak Italian
Up your cue to the right. Oh, I see it show gear not able to do it. You're not making all right. Well, that's how you can see
You don't squat on your spurs now boys
I
Squander or what don't squat on your spurs now. It was an old-term soldiers use in
Yeah, yeah
Well, I don't think it's soldiers in them. I think that's just cowboys
Have your horse with
value items, and extract.
Fight! It's how you cheer you! How you cheer you!
Real game right here. That's where it is right here.
Hundred points!
Oh shit, you're right about the thing.
We have limited useful information.
Show me some of how much we've used.
Yeah, yeah, come here, come here, come here, come here.
There you go.
It was one kill per point one kill one point per red item to okay
Knife
Who'd be sure knife
Yeah, you're dead. Yeah, he's uh he has a body. He's a wizard. Go red, go red.
Uh, Peanut, can you bring me that helmet repair, please?
Uh, yeah, I got you. Yo, how do you do I got one of those?
Uh, because you ever read one and I'm wearing a gold helmet, which I was in at the beginning.
You go to your pocket. That's why he's pocket watch it
Who's this 500 pound maniac stopping a buzz
Yeah, as you can see each I remember yesterday when you guys were like, huh
hutch
The AI in this game aren't very scary. Oh my god
hutch is here
there it dashed me good-looking that's right he took up the whole hallway to
I'm not brain.
Give me that, give me that to help when there's been a kid back here.
Yes, uh, officer, I can use your search for kids.
I really fucked up this game.
Be up here.
Come to me, I'm opening the safe right now.
Is there a real guy?
Fuck.
Real guy dead outside.
Oh, coming, coming.
Which direction are they coming from?
East I think
That's your team, you can do it
Use, use, use, use, use
Oh my gosh, you're weak, okay
Here you go
Use 44 of that
Careful, P.A.
Careful
I need you to be careful
Where does Amigo's at?
Where'd he come at?
Oh my gosh, he was
He was so juice, he was so juice.
We still don't have any sardines to be go.
Get out of here, get out of here.
I'm gonna steal that from you, motherfucker.
Scam again, scam.
Score, let go.
You can take out this coolest knife rod guy.
He's...
Is there any ammo for him?
It's Captain...
He's not Mr. Officer.
Captain, piece of shit.
I don't care if it was better roads.
We got any ammo?
I don't have any ammo.
He's probably the worst ammo.
Oh, whole team up here.
Oh, oh!
We're coming out, we're coming out!
They're bursting.
Activating my own command!
I
Assumed that was the boss those real dudes stomping around go in there going there peanut. They're hanging out in the middle
To your right peanut
My right
Oh, Pino has to be the best.
Pino has to be the best.
Yes!
This is what the captain does for his team.
Yeah, nice boys.
Little captain work.
Official captain work.
I'm ready for another fight.
Thank you, sir.
No problem.
What are you doing for the next 10 business days?
All right, all right.
I think that guy we killed over there was so hard.
We have one more we go I killed the other one
What did they turn to box you got the third one? Yes, I got the third one if they turn to boxes immediately
Did you how many points we got now we were four
We should lead soon. We got to get at least seven for it to count. I should be oh fuck really put us through the ringer
We got to get these seats in the who's you do you yeah, yeah, let's loot up all the states
Yeah
There's a boss on actually I've been out come over here and see if you have this key right here come this way
I'm gonna slow down activator you know that I'm not mad
I think there's someone under yeah, where
How do you do that thing?
Is that a player?
I choose to do that.
I wouldn't have done that.
Pass to me, player.
Pass to me.
No.
To my right.
Over here.
Oh, this one first.
Do you have your ult up, peanut?
Oh, almost.
Almost like 95%.
Can you ult and then run downstairs?
I'm on it.
I can do that.
Mm-hmm. I'm on it. I can do that. I can do that.
Where's the door at? I just marked it.
Oh, I gotta solve this puzzle first. All right. Give me a favor. I'll run down this hole.
Come this way. I gotta open that door first.
So I open the secret door.
It's so hard.
I see any golds every red lean fucking guy
Now I got to fix my mouse shit
Watch where the fuck is this door at will you take me to this door brother?
I hear you're gonna make me crash out. You're gonna make me crash out come over here
I'm making it up
Where I'm gonna be taking about the key
I've got the key. I've got the key.
Am I talking to myself?
Get that computer.
Well, I'm lucky, nickel score.
No secrets under my arrow.
Well, I've got to solve this password.
Oh! A lucky corner!
No way! You've got a lucky nickel and a lucky corner!
Big way to ammo?
Alright, the guy was a riot shield guy. We're good.
Music box?
Ain't another music box!
Alright, someone just darted. They're looking for us.
Another puzzle.
I was a player who just darted boys from our east
A cryptex? Oh gee, I'm getting tons of gold but no reds
Pretty good, I want you self
Not bad
Alright, where's the ad hunch? Where's the enemy ad?
To the east I think
I'm on it. Stand back. Stand back. We don't want. We don't want. You know, we have a lot of kills to say. Stand back.
We shot another one. That was me. I didn't get anything. That was it. It could already be in to be honest.
We could have went through doors maybe. I'm looking over here. I've never seen nothing.
You sure you shot someone no I the dart someone shot a dart over us
Thank you out there in the crates
Well, you can shoot a dart all the way across the map. This is really easy
No, it doesn't but I still want to clear it. I darted it looks good. I said we hit these goals and skedaddle
Okay
We're gonna hit all the roads we got that button extra. Yeah, I can go ahead
Now this way this round won't qualify we would have seven points
What do we have here do we have any quests no no
Things either I mean it's not really gonna matter if you don't level the fuck up or survive
nothing to do with that
as someone just some players just came into the building on me. Yeah, I'm getting back.
Yeah, I just got sniped from middle of nowhere, peanut. You got time. You got time. Oh my
Otherwise
I'll be told there's a red on that room in the other table. Oh my gosh, you know the backup go go go go go go
What if we get one guy?
Probably get one guy probably
of the
work
he has overstimulating
and this is a rare thing but it's happening and he's doing it to me right now
I don't know, I had to open the door, though.
Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
I like it.
I
Good play
They will be more like your life
Oh
That's
Paper stuff!
That is lobby. Wow, I can't believe you are.
They'll pay for this.
That's what Captain Peter does.
All right, now, please.
Now, please, I'm going to just lick my red, and I'm obviously being lied to about.
Yeah, I was going to say, please, go ahead and do it.
I'll see you.
Huh?
Where's Bongo's?
I just want to know.
Guys!
Where is it?
It doesn't exist.
That's table row is blind
How can he not see the dad is like
You get like 50 died. Yeah, I don't know where I'm gonna put to it
There's nothing here. We're getting one guy
Just get the fuck out of there
You know, it's not. You know, it's only guys stop saying that. Thank you.
All right, now they're all being like, you know, I do.
Yeah, we got like you. We got like you. All right, let's loot our kill.
Yeah, I do.
Let's look.
I don't know why we leave pills. Our kills.
I killed everyone.
They do.
Little baby.
I can not believe you didn't get it.
Look, Black Man!
Who do you miss, officer?
Score!
STD Vast.
In case you have to re-up on your Promethean.
Walk around and two more bread guys!
Let's go!
I've got three bread men, no way!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
You want a bread man, Hodge?
I stole your teacup.
you buy a three breadman yeah do you want do you want one of the breadman no
I'm okay I'm okay maybe one I have okay fine if you're yes sure you want one
I want one I really want one get one yourself bitch
I think he can use two gold to roll the dice on mini board
Roll that shit. Who said that?
Who said that? The devs. The devs. Really? I can use two golds? I got like a hell of a gold
Two golds for a little dice on your hand board because you have not been on many reds
Okay, that works for me
Wait, what if what what if we find a red instead?
I said, you need to get out of the raid.
Okay, yeah, let's get out of here.
Let's leave.
I can't believe how good I am doing.
Are you seeing this, officer?
Tell me you are not at minimum half staff.
I can't believe you won that.
I won that. I only got three-quarter.
I'm rock hard.
My man! My man!
I was in
Gee I rocked in I'm laser focused
One minute hit this safe on the way out and hit the sex I can't
Oh
You want to go okay? All right, please just on the way. I thought since you're fat and slow I can leave you
Well, you know I was thinking since you've got no legs
Maybe we take the one that's literally right next to our spot. What do I know? I
Know there was except I think so, sorry
This is the one that Mendoza
I clutched a 1v3 just forgets that he has teammates. I clutched two 1v3s
That is true. That is true and you I think you oh my god. I'm getting shot by rocket launchers
Good good. Honestly. It's great. Thank you. That's obnoxious
I was obnoxious, huh? Shit.
Yeah, usually getting shot by rock-punchers is what you enjoy.
It must be peaceful.
I was obnoxious.
Yeah, getting hit by an RPG typically is.
It kept ringing. That's what I'm talking about.
Actually, I quite enjoyed getting shot by that RPG.
Alright, he buys shit.
Actually, my experience getting shot by the RPG was quite unenjoyable actually.
Thank you, Mr. Officer.
But where'd you see that?
I'm gonna put a bread man in here for the next guy that comes along
The elevator in zero damn is negative find another way out shot
I'm out of ammo and there's a guy right here holy shit uh oh
I'm out of ammo and this guy right here holy shit oh my god
I
What's the word when you go Bob and weave it's a sip of something right?
Much we got you all the time on my way
Okay, I just I just came down with the flu or something
Not really sure what that was
You got that STD best on
You're late it was broken peanut that's what was wrong
I'm gonna be a short guy, I got eight kills.
Pino buy an ultimate safe box immediately.
All right, so with your eight, my two, that is ten kills officer, did you have any?
Oh, I forgot to check.
Oh, no.
Hold on.
hold on hold on.
You want me to whip it out the notepad?
You're actually already doing better than Jinji and Closie.
The max they only ever got on one raid was nine.
Let's go.
Guys, do you remember if Obviously Gotta Kill?
I think he did.
Maybe.
Oh my gosh, the amount of XP we just got.
Oh.
Go to history.
Where's that at?
Guys, I'm level 12 still somehow.
What?
Oh, wait, me? Me too.
I'm dumb.
How am I still level 12?
I just massacred the whole village.
I could have swore the aftergamer kills.
Ford said 14.
You know how to eight much had to your zero. Yes.
Ten points.
We're on the board, boys.
By the way, I see the after match reports
are on level 14, but it's in on level 12 at the bottom.
Is that a problem?
No, level 12. OK.
It is because you don't tell me it's it was of a 14. I'm not stupid. Do not talk to
Sorry and a battle pass. They've said maybe I didn't check
What so he can call you dipshit I can't call you stupid
Apparently I never picked up that helmet at the beginning of the
I'm going to make it a very, very short.
Oh my God.
You look crazy.
Good.
Yes.
No, no.
That helmet, this has an anti-boop security system.
So your helmet is now back in your stash and my helmet is back in my stash.
Oh.
So repair that and bring it to me and I will repair this and bring that to you.
No, no, no.
I'm keeping it forever.
it real quick what what what gold helmet doesn't block your vision at all the
H09 AR the one that I have how about I bring it to you and you bring me that
one maybe you can get on your hands and knees and suck me what would that
accomplish what was well with that you get your own helmet how about that you
get what is so hard I'll bring this one doing something for your teammate and I'm
I'm looking at pictures of your dad's butt.
All right.
Now let's get in there and show them who the boss is.
That's you, you're the boss.
You're the boss, you are literally the boss.
Eh, yeah.
Captain Peanut.
I'm just selling all my-
Peanut, but just ignore them.
I'm just using them so I can copy and paste them.
Okay.
Spamming your inbox for no reason.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm just selling all my-
stuff and then buying new ones because that's the only way I know how to get new ones.
I kind of want to bring this sniper in. It'd be pretty cool.
Holy mother of god.
What?
These bills that are being sent by the fellas that play this game are so expensive.
They're really good, but they're expensive
Hey, it's just a million dollar bill
Just small loan of a million dollars and anal bang
I know
The small investment here
We're we guys
What me too me too guys say you have a vast repair kit right and and and and you've already used like 60% of it
What like what do you do now?
You sell that bitch you buy a new one
Yeah, I was wondering
Also, I'm trying to gamble where's our rehab peanut. I thought you had motion
I just got 50,000 more gambling tokens.
I have 100,000 of the gold triangle at the top, right?
My god.
We'll get the next one, we'll get it, we gotta get it in there.
What do you mean, wheel, wheel?
These motherfuckers.
Dylan Dennis gave me $50 and said, peanut is a walking time capsule.
100 years of kids who never left their moms basement never one never got picked used into one lagging NPC
Who thinks typing is talent and losing is a lifestyle touch sunlight stay mad stay small co-parter?
At least Logan Paul didn't beat the shit out of us
I can go 60 now to knowing that
I need to re up right now.
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm going to apply a cool skin to my.
Apply a cool skin.
Yes, scan.
I'm all the stuff out of your ass.
I already did.
I already dead.
Okay.
You gotta roll. You gotta roll.
Oh! Why is old Spirits world chat saying he kinda paid?
Hey, well...
I
Message and then hit the little box with the three dots
Oh
I hear me we got 10 points on our first who's he do you see that's nice
They are good chance of eating Gigi and cozy
We can hold on to this 10-prevacation.
Now that would be awesome as well.
Well, yeah.
Technically, you guys would be better than Kote.
You had a new mail.
I think it's my, uh, oh my gosh, commander break.
What's that?
That's shit.
That's what we have to, uh, do the little thingy-ma-jig and the thingy-ma-bob
and become rich.
Got it!
You are the boys!
Think you can bomb it with the thing you use more sense to camp the shit out of it.
Exactly.
Or we grab it and we can use it to know a tunnel from near us.
We guys, we were three men rich on the map.
No, no, don't leave those stations.
We can take it too.
Which one's the real one?
This one?
We bought right on the middle, big guy.
Yeah, we're weird.
Okay.
We hold this bitch down
Okay, okay
Or we can pick it up and take it somewhere
You don't know how to use it okay listen it's gonna tell us what people are near us, okay
You're gonna whisper to me. It's just it's yes. You'll know what people are there. You just need to tell us okay, please
Okay. Give us a two. Two. Let
us know. Two or three.
Two little stars. The hazard level one hazard level one. Okay. So, we're fine. I mean, hazard
level two, hazard level two. Okay. Somebody's getting closer. Oh, back here. Wait. No,
No, that's a clanker, but good.
One dead.
Two dead. I'm going on that.
Look up behind you.
Detecting.
Found it.
All dead.
You with shotgun?
Got a warrant.
You got him?
No, no, no, no, it worked!
All right.
The hazard level's back down to zero.
All right.
All right, so now we put it in the Mandelbrick decoding station, right?
Uh, yes, we can.
Can we go through that?
Yeah, we can, we can.
We can use it.
What do we do?
So that gives us, like, a roll out of skin.
Oh.
Ooh.
Oh
Wait
That's a shot
Get out of here get out of here
I need help
I
Are they up above or down below?
Other one sounds like it's close to me, but like on the outside
You know
Oh
Where is he yeah, nice to tie I run my mark. Oh my mark didn't stay. It's over the two towers
One help on that guy be running
You're gonna make it you're gonna make it
I should we go to the Hoosier doozy at the other one put that mando
but the Hoosier let's let's let's all heal let's just give me two seconds here
I got to put together my entire body yeah I lost the mando break
Oh
So sitting over there. Yeah
What do you mean?
If you go down you're dead, right?
No, no, no, oh, it's just a bar. It's just a robot. All right
Say anything on the metal bird? No zero zero
I appreciate you man. Thank you for enjoying
Oh, that's going
I'll put the metal back in the hoosier duty. Oh
Here it is. I don't know. What did this guy go that I know?
I don't know.
I'll leave you
Do you have anything?
It's that six points so we got so far yeah, no I don't have shit
I heard him I heard him shooting I swear I swear the middle break is doing stuff
You know you are so far brother we're coming
That's where we're best.
We're alone.
Do you know the statement of who's easy?
Definitely not meh.
Two out of three other men have raked.
Bad swing.
Officer, you with me? This is going to be weird.
Yep, yep.
Why did you get hurt? What?
You just got snobbed, I think, from outside.
Or you got him with the ability.
You got the building we're on.
Yeah.
Sounded like, yeah, somewhere on this building.
You got arrow?
I got arrow and 80% or sorry, 20% of it.
Let's go there.
Okay.
Once it's up, shoot it like, oh yeah, open this building.
Yeah, I'm going to go back here and get a better angle with this arrow.
I'm still on two out of three. I need the R out back.
There's three on three on me on me.
There he is. Is that him? No, no, no, no. It's all like front left of you. Like 3060 from you.
How was your click out back by the way? No, no, no. There's players over there.
careful as you I see him right here here oh my god he's handsome and sexy on me on
me
Where the hell are you guys you left us we're here
The 10 minutes. Where are you? Where are they I mean right over here? Well, that's just hallway
Actually, my ultimate
Okay
I'm very low, I'm healing officer.
Behind us, go chase down, I got him.
He's down, hold again.
He didn't pull back, I got a heal.
He's right here in front of us.
Nice work.
There we go. Was that Team White? Did you get Team White?
Mmm, that's Team White.
Let's go, P.
But the team captain does.
Hey, don't call me the LeBron James of W. Bush 7.
I heard that title.
Two Bloods, less tears.
Is that another nine kills?
I think so. Ooh, a jeweled crown.
It'll have a blast.
Wouldn't the great lucky sack?
Ooh.
In a lucky quarter
Other inches peter in the world
I was with metal breaking their boys time has come
uploaded. This peanut's location is literally on the map to everybody at all times until
we do. Yeah, but at least we know when they're close. I like it though. Let them come. Do
not come. I put it in there. How long do we wait? Uh, I'll hit it. Where are they hiding?
That is true. That is true.
On the ground, just sitting there.
On your knees.
He's got a knife, he's a pocket lad.
Note it, Paul, please don't finish me off.
Always finish me off.
Oh, I'm on the ground.
It's the seventh time I've been crawling here.
Oh.
Oh, look, I'm here again.
Oh, good to be back.
Oh, I called the space home.
It's a boxing match, but let's tackle each other.
Like foosball.
I don't think they technically do this.
Football.
That's the foosball.
Maybe street foosball.
No regulation foosball.
No regulations on street foosball.
We got a minute and a half short copy.
Two minutes and a half.
No, we have to copy it.
In 8-2-1.
Let me detect first.
Wow, that was so cool.
Thanks.
Check out this wall.
pretty cool hot pretty sick you told us if anybody's here by what we're recording
it I know I've scanned a couple times so nothing's popped up yet gotcha gotcha
50 seconds. Why is Dylan going after us now? I don't know.
Shut the fuck up, peanut. See, Dylan is different. It's so hard to talk shit
to peanut because he's a peanut. But Dylan Danis is an actual human being and I can
shit talk Dylan very well. Just like I can shit talk any actual human being that
What happened to your fucking peanut?
I was...
I'm sorry, I just put it in my pocket.
You're gonna beat me off, just do it already.
Yeah. Sissy boy.
Oh!
Wow, how do you get that?
Lucky quarter.
I've got the lucky quarter seal on.
Lucky quarter, lucky quarter.
I thought you'd do that with my Johnson.
Lucky quarter.
Ten seconds.
A mere ten seconds, aren't you?
Oh
You guys
Do we get any extra points for doing the Mandelberg I
Don't know no no you don't
Horseship research both these things by the way bullshit. Yeah, everything's good. Okay good good good
We're good to go.
Take that.
Time for the finisher.
A Marquette.
Wow.
18 seconds.
Can we get on a stand?
18 seconds. 18 seconds. Can we get out of scan?
Yeah, what do you do, make fun of Dylan? He calls you racist, yeah?
That's the thing, it's on the phone, so you can do it later.
Can we kill everyone now? Alright, we're done. Let's get out of here.
Yeah
All right
We hit this one wait
Yeah, we hit this one. No, we don't need to do that peanut come on up here. Why because there's an extract right here
You come into this room to me you hit this thing. Hey, Jake go ahead and pull that right guys. All right
How we're going sir. All right
I can also show you some cool tech.
He's gonna be in the closet.
He's gonna be cool tech.
Oh yeah, I've got a mic again.
That bill that's not finished at all.
It's just standing out.
So now, P.5, your favorite crate.
Use your ult and then run circles around it.
And you lie around
No, horse you what now pop your old we get enough okay, and then run circles around a crate near you
Like a full crate is run circles around it what about that pole no no yeah run circles around this crate
Right whenever you're old about to go press it again
Okay
Oh, yeah.
Now I play.
We had to celebrate.
That was good tech.
You got it for strategic purposes.
There was someone sitting in the corner of the room
over here on the left.
I think it's an AR.
Yeah, there's...
Watch out.
Shut up.
I can't get this far.
We do a minute.
I
Do that what's a button for that why not
I've got I've got this corner
Yeah, I got my lucky corner
You this skin with this operator
It was Dennis gave me fifty more dollars and said
Why did Peter and hutch get fired from the Goot Bank?
They drank on the job
Okay, why is he?
That's fucked up
That doesn't even make any sense
I'll tell you this and you can tell him or whatever the fuck I don't care here's the reality of
situation that game is so riddled with cheaters if anyone kills me and they
someone I'm just gonna report those mother fucker I said until Ark actually
starts banning people I don't know what you want from me man
I got one kill. What about you guys? I got five kills. I got three. We're good. That's
nine. Nine points. And just go ahead and shrivel in the Mandel brick as well just in case
They want to throw it. Yeah, I'll let them know. I'll let them know. I've got a fiber, you know, yeah, it's fine a group of fiber
We I I'm level 15 and a half now
Hell yeah, yeah, I'm level 13. I see a line
I like it with my my old armor
You ready to sell it?
Yeah.
We got you.
You got another 30 ish minutes
We have to get these seven points and these seven points and
Minimum you cannot fail
Also, I really wanted to play space one
Yeah, you got a long way to go brother
there. Hold on, let me look at my missions. Hopefully you got a while. Yeah. It was two
greed or better items at the auction house. I can do that.
I
Got it. I didn't wait hold on with the bread man
Yeah, I got one of the things done that's you can roll Gold's peanut
I don't know how but that's something they said he could do what's roll gold was that
Somebody in shadow tell you
Means one red. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh you come on from the from the thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, we gotta do yeah, we got to we got two of them last round in this one
I forgot about that. I forgot about that. Who is the monopoly game?
You're gonna suck it. We're getting rads.
And a little bit of barfers.
Hey, but we're good at killing people.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Oh, let me get my thing. Wide-moving. Wide-moving.
You get my Hoosie, you get my Hoosie.
All right, well.
They said they updated it.
Apparently it's new.
V-O-V-3.
Whoa, I'm haunted.
There it is.
Here we go, here we go.
Perfect.
Monopoly!
Which, how many times do we get to roll?
Twice, because I surround...
Wait, do we get golds that round?
I don't know.
Can we get at least two golds?
We got no gold that run. Okay, so we got one. I got like 50 golds the previous round though. Yeah, that one round
You got a ton
Which is one one world ice. Yeah, okay, okay?
50 subs not for hot
You guys
Yeah, you should be able to get a roll again because they got it at the top.
Pretty sure I got a lot of gold that round.
You know what?
Touch and I'll give you one each.
All right.
One each.
Okay.
Really?
In the in the basket in the glory.
Wait, one one of each of what?
What?
One sub each.
Don't give me a thump bro.
You know what, you've lost me once up because you didn't pay attention.
How'd she get to?
We keep an alley here.
God!
That's fucked up.
You haven't got me with that in a decade.
Sing, sing!
I'm keeping all 50.
But a long time did you got me with one of those?
I'll do this thing.
You pop a fresh exfoliator.
I'll do it.
It's really funny and focused Tommy. Thank you. You need to find a red for sure
I should be open up all the key doors. We got in search all this is that we do got to move fast
No sitting there with our fix and I had
You guys are like
So much for the five you did man
Appreciate you brought up
It's okay. You better this game.
We got Sarah.
Oh, I sure it ain't that deep, bro.
It ain't that deep.
Who cares? Who cares?
I think it turns for a better game than this.
Oh, you're right.
Watch the dough now.
Here's what you're supposed to be pushing.
You leave it to his head,
and he'll enjoy his YouTube time
before they give him his night-night pills.
Claire are you why can you take never mind let's start
Take that you take back take back
I'm gonna take
I just found a gold
I
Gotta go to
Let me give you this goal West. I already got two goals. Oh, I got one to count it. That was for my game
Yeah, hurt
You're fit man, I got 100% you saw
I don't know
one dead
and the other ones on the corner I had no idea existed
good luck
oh, peanut's dead
yeah, we all got these
they got to do like, right in our own
what the hell?
Yeah
They blew me up with a bomb
I didn't put it in my ass I
Went to in my ass then yes, that's it. Yes. Yes. I think it only got the reaction. I think it's only we extract
I don't think so. No, I don't think so. We did the gold race or the red race last time and it's still counted
Plus there's different rules ask
I'm pretty certain I don't think that's how that works. I see what it told us
Officer you seem to be able to pull information out of the ethereum. What do you think?
I mean the message I was sent just said if we get two goals we can gamble
Oh
Slowly for the enough obviously I just didn't let's go
That's my favorite one
All right, all right
Let's go
Don't you worry. I'll get you something off your Amazon whistler
like a pair of sandals or something.
Absolutely pair of sandals go crazy.
Thank you.
No problem, no problem.
I'm bringing the Mp7 again.
It's the better.
Yeah, I'm bringing one too.
It's so good.
I don't think we were supposed to roll that by the way.
like, not a givety-seven.
I know.
Can I hate a goop of a goop?
Can I hate a goop of a dry it?
Amen.
He's.
Amen.
Here we go.
They truck in this game that would take you guys.
No, Peanut just likes to run across the complete opposite
side of the map.
And then yell, help, help.
We have good to go.
He's almost dead.
You see the gold out of my butthole.
But to be honest, he's had some crazy clutches tonight,
so I came to talk to him.
All right, I'm ready.
I kind of have to pee, yes.
I have to pee, too.
What if we do a team pee break while we're loading in?
Yeah?
I'm in.
You hold mine, I hold yours.
Don't cross streams.
Why?
I'm gonna cut down.
I'm gonna get a heart.
No, not during the spotch and segment.
Okay, sorry.
You said specifically no constant streams.
Got it, got it, got it.
Okay, I got my gun, I got my gun.
Okay, wait, wait, am I allowed to play copyrighted music during the-
I don't care.
Okay, all right.
Ready up boys we're going in.
Then it's usually loaded up with a take a piss.
I'm gonna take a quick piss.
So we guys are ready up yet.
That's me, I'm almost ready.
Sorry.
Don't yell at me.
It's my time.
Don't yell at me.
Good.
Roll that shit.
I'm paying, I'm tickling, but-
I'm gonna go take a pee-pee right back!
Someone's about to get shafted.
This is probably going to be our last one.
We're landing. Let's review the objectives. Keep them in mind. Complete the mission for rewards.
Find high-value items and extract them.
Keep the following in mind.
Shoot, move, and pack the stuff.
This is not the best place to eat.
It's probably our last one unless we die quickly.
Yeah.
This year?
I think it can.
Let's go.
Yeah.
We gotta move.
Let's do it, let's do it.
There's something inside the shop.
Definitely wasn't at us.
Did you check?
Go inside, RPG.
All right, we got that.
Got some bots.
Oh, we got to hit all the locked rooms.
Oh, it's running down the staircase.
Careful.
Are you dead?
Shut up.
Nice.
Don't kill.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
behind us where we came from players
yeah we grew up a little bit you want
about your mom that's our job mouse get
at it like he
one down
it's a work of murder
take far window
oh gold
oh tuple
hang on I killed another
back to him I gotta go on this
obviously you with me?
I
Be a whole another team
Oh, yeah, outside outside flashlight
It's my bout nice
Good job, I've got I've got six golds I mean holy shit
Well, we killed a whole team out here, so it's three.
Good work.
They're poor.
They are poor.
That's okay.
You're doing the best.
That's what matters most.
Nice.
Got a little...
What?
Got another gold?
Good work.
Got a little Shani...
And another gold!
Eight golds!
Good work. Got a little shy night. And another gold. Eight golds.
Not good. You know, are you using an MP7, right?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Try and get some ammo from you.
Hey, no.
I literally won't be able to kill people without ammo.
I want to see you struggle.
Oh, my God.
I want to see you squirt.
What?
Okay, what?
Say squirt or something else?
Squirt.
No, no, no, I want to see you squirt.
Here's some sundae eggs.
I want to see you squirt.
You promise?
Squirt for me big.
I
Can do
Is there any other places that we can get reds here about this way the manager's office?
Yeah, come over here and try and open up this key on me as well
That's got your doing not math. I just want to repeat not math
Here we go. What are we gonna do see for that one?
If I got told not to call it math I would be calling it not
All right, see if you have this key yeah, yeah right there next year
This one right here
Nice we've been skipping this room the whole time. That's good. Yep. I have 20 out 20 uses on that
Fantastic. Oh, we have another key. I want to check after this then
got it another gold all right once you're done with that room let me know I'm gonna take you to another room
room. Alright, I'll go. I'm gonna let it go. No way. He's going pretty good. I think
That's a player coming in.
Yeah, over here.
Yeah, he's moving like a player.
One down.
Like that.
Good work, Peanut.
Thanks.
We're all proud of you, Peanut.
Thank you, Jar.
I love you, bitch.
I'll never stop loving you, bitch
Do you have the place you get right here? Yeah, come over here. Let's see if that door to your left right now
Yeah, this key
On that pain I just I just marked
I do not okay
All right, we'll go to the next place soon. We can do that
I'm down. We go down to the who's you do yeah gosh. We're idiots
What we have the wall breaker boys. We got a good chance at it actual red
That all right just be ready peanut. I don't
I'm doing not math.
Is that the one we're doing?
Good, good, good.
Those are clear what it isn't.
Of course, it's working.
Alright, peanut. Press F on it.
Got it.
Accept it.
Accept task.
Okay, knock them over here on the computer.
Got it?
Do the little hacking?
Oh, one of those sprayed teasers.
Hahaha.
Is that a grenade? What was that?
I don't know.
Okay, got it, got it.
Activate both rockets.
Done?
Alright, run.
Okay!
We're looking directly forward to the north.
Just look at that wall.
On it, on it, motion.
Take him!
It's all activated.
Time for them to suffer the consequences.
Something on our left, yeah.
Clanker?
Stop!
Thank you, man.
Good work.
I'm here, south, inside the memorial.
Please, don't appear.
Whoa.
Oh.
I need to clank her.
Fuck you.
I think it's over.
Activate the drill.
Relax, we're still boys.
We're going the right way.
Is that blue thing back there?
Yeah.
Oh, you got you got you.
You call him a wall breaker, lads.
This guy's on the phone.
He's calling the bell.
The bell wall.
I don't even understand how the bell...
the communicates.
Take that.
I think he had all the fentanyl, all the fentanyl.
All right, put the drill on.
Right?
The coin is going up.
Relax a bit.
The power guard is coming.
Hold your ground.
All right, get to the stage
Open up the stage, we need to get every single one
Hurry up and get it
Go, go, go, go
Mckies, Mckies
Did you use- I like to see fucking hell
Oh, a gourd
Oh, fuck
Go, go, go
Another gourd, another gourd
I got it
I
Who keeps unlocking my chains? Oh
So many you take a thousand one of the gold
I don't know I
Only got gold I give you red
How'd you know then you mean okay? No, we're good now turn up
Solar dish
Yeah, it was any red fucking ass
I'm telling you oh my god
You guys I have one two three five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen gold
Seventeen gold we're gonna be spinning the shit out of that
Yeah, we are gonna go hit the button not
And then leave extract
Well
Don't what he said
Now there's another thing. Oh, there's it. There's it. He's there's it
Here
Save him peanut save him
Was that an instinct kill was that an instinct kill?
No, I was not I had a doubt. There's definitely more to me guys
I can rescan and 30% peanut you didn't finish healing me
The first day of the job
first time ever being a medic by that I was just I was just like all good now
massage you need help yeah I'm good all right can you help though a ping on
where you knocked that guy out it's on the left no secrets under my arrow right
there was it where that's where I got the guy I ain't getting any more scans
Oh my god, he wasn't alone.
Did you just get shot from?
Stop him!
Get out of here!
I think he full died by the way.
Yeah, he did.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, they were right next to me.
Wow.
How many kills are we at?
I
Bye baby
How he goes you guys are I don't know how the hell did this I get up here? I don't even say I got another gold
I'm sorry, how did you get up there?
Yeah, they're taking on my goop
They're taking on my shit
I
Well, someone is like a garbage. I wasn't very close to us. Oh, I know I'm getting back
Sick loop
Fuck you, Michelle. All right, let's leave
All right, you know come here the button
What? Take this dog?
The Eugir?
Come on, the A.D.
Let me detect first.
Work.
What?
The animations did you a good job. Pretty cool.
Don't do it shoulder hold your come that's captain's orders
Court marshaled for that
This is a door here. I'm gonna just use an ability. Yeah, I did
Oh, shoot me out.
I'm doing not bad.
Then, you're a little dizzy.
Where's my sandwich bowl?
Ah!
Anchor down!
Oh, there he goes.
There we go, there we go, there we go!
We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it!
It's like a carnival ride.
Where do I- Where do I just get a lot of laps in?
Oh, this is gonna be a good one.
Yeah!
This is something, something for the boys back home.
Good work out there today, boys.
That was an excellent raid. Thank you.
hopefully we got seven points I'm not sure dead
this guy's got the poor version of the skin
he's got all scratched up and shit what what skin
oh that looks just constable one second I'm gonna play a minigame inside of my
game of my gun
BQ entering game
I think you've got that obviously you're poor I guess I do
He's a shit.
I'm not even setting this one up.
Did you sit there without your minigame?
You're not cool like that.
I'm shooting bubbles, you can't even see him.
Alright, interrupt.
It's hard to see.
Yo, get out of the way!
Officer, get out of the way, officer!
I'm playing the minigame!
Officer, get out of the way!
I can't focus.
I'm talking something about this minigame.
the rest it doesn't like it it doesn't like it I don't know how people like
stop talking like that it's something weird oh I shot my gun and the game ended
damn it
You said I feel this.
Well, is she mine?
It's like Benny Hammond's.
Yeah, watch this, watch this.
Well, that's okay.
I guess for you.
Watch out.
Don't get a paper cut now.
Good game.
keep your eye on the coin, keep your eye on the coin, don't leave it, don't miss it
see I gotta jump off this mountain
oh yeah
oh, I wish you don't skip past your operator, here's one
I got two, what about you guys?
one, oh shit, shit
father
does that mean we lose against...
No, no, we'd be damn. Okay, we're doing another one. We're doing another one. We're going another game
That's 11 what we have one more one more. We gotta get seven points. I'm in
But before we do what you got a lot of goop dollars
Guys, I don't know. I don't think you get two per two or one spin per
No, I'm talking about those dollars. I'm talking about
I suppose we could gamble a little bad. I mean if you don't want to
We don't have a good one dude. Just one just one
Okay
I'm rich again. No, I got robbed. I didn't get a turtle
The real reason Chad I told him to gamble is so that it's like it's like it's like kids
I'm trying to make
As you can hear for a second so I actually
actually say I want to get and then what's something important happened I
opened up his stream and I will take a look when I already start with one
that's just one more time just one more I will say it is actually kind of
insane reds damn it
I got the fucking gun again!
I have to win with patch one more.
Wait, do this peanut, bottom right where it shows you the 10.
Click that circle and make sure you click MP7.
Oh, you're doing the AS valve, sorry.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Damn it!
Oh good luck.
Damn it!
Oh.
He's one more.
I got a C tier.
Oh.
He's one more.
Oh.
He's one more.
I got a gold, I got a gold!
Oh my god.
3.99.
Oh.
You gotta actually be tickling my butthole with your time.
I don't understand why I get 3.99s all the time.
Look at that hand disruption.
Look at my hand.
Hey, fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself.
Yeah, that's piss poor.
We got to go until you get an elite or until you have $0.
Oh, I got to.
OK, we're not doing that.
I got $100,000.
Oh, shit.
Well, let me spin the Monopoly, let me spin the Monopoly, boy.
You only spin it once, right?
Because it only counts one per round.
Hey, so.
I don't know. You're asking me questions.
I don't have answers to.
I love gambling.
Hey, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
All right!
Hey guys, keep landing on 50 stops over and over again.
I'm pretty sure it's at the highest price.
Let's go!
That'll be good.
Well, who's he doozies?
I appreciate the highest prize on the board.
I got three times in a row.
Easy. Easy.
Too easy.
Where's the ace mousekin?
Are you asking which one to spin?
Yeah, which one is it?
It's going to be the most wanted.
Most wanted?
Which one did?
That's what Pina's been spending.
Yeah, that's what I spun.
Well, I'm gonna get a little bit of goof this raid.
Here we go.
Chat, even if I explain to Pina how to get a bigger safe pocket,
he still won't do it.
Dog ass, absolute dog ass.
Dog ass.
Yep.
I got everything I need you guys ready ready for a little more gamble oh
do it I gotta grab more ammo
I'll do it.
Shit.
Dylan Dennis paid me $50 more and said,
hold chat mad at me like I stole something from them.
I live rent free in your head.
You live rent due in reality.
Keep pounding keys like it's cardio
or anything. You've only
I'm pretty certain I had to look up Dylan dances on Twitter and I couldn't find him on the list because it didn't it didn't
beam him
Popular enough like the five suggested ones. I
Pretty sure I had asked him what his exact handle
Sir sir I I
I don't know if I should hit this one. This one seems a little mean I
I didn't even know you existed on planet Earth until you gave me that $50 the first day you came in
And I'm not even lying your big safe butthole by the way
The three by two
Can get that oh
I
I don't even use my butthole, I never die.
See, I told you-
The muscles are for fishes who are gonna die.
I told you guys, I do it, I do it, is it worth it?
Exactly, besides, now you're getting it.
Why don't we play an arc today? We played an arc for like, fucking six hours.
We're just doing our, this is the sponsor segment of the stream on Delta.
We'll be back on arc tomorrow morning.
I don't think, no, I'm playing Delta with Summit tomorrow evening, 3pm.
So normal stream tomorrow
Yeah, I'm gonna get off after this for sure
Normal stream tomorrow
About that three
We'll be on by like probably 9 30 10 a.m. I gotta go sleep right after this
Smoke that's awesome
You just died doing cheater.
I love you Poison.
Always in deco?
Hell yeah.
That's awesome.
Fuck yeah bud.
all right we're getting two reds in the middle of this round
You like that for you, Niko?
I appreciate those Calcs are already over our time, but...
Oh, we got it!
Um, this is Captain Peanut's...
If I say it's fucking Calcs, I'm gonna...
Oh, what?
No, I didn't think you would!
Ha-ha-ha!
This one Calcs, fuck you!
Alright, good news!
We have this again.
Okay, okay, alright, alright, everybody lock in.
Saeed Invasion, so the Saeed, that's the boss, the one that plays that music and we can't
hear anything.
A player has done enough of the battle fast, so whatever the fuck it's called, there's
a new quest, that he is Saeed, so if we hear that music and if we hear him voice
calming, there's a player, there's also players right in front of us, I like talking
right here.
Okay, so that boss that we hear if we hear that music when we hear his voice lines that isn't a real player
That is not a boss
We out of the means a player can become a boss playing as the boss. Yes, play player play
Play a plane
Play it play it as a box. Yes, got it
It was with the music
You'll hear music. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you might not hear music. Wait, why?
Because he is the boss and the boss plays the music. Well, I'm the boss. Captain Peanut.
You're the boss of our group and he's the boss of the map.
No. You're like the manager in this situation.
Oh, I'm the assistant man. Something coming behind us.
Are you getting people inside?
I
Do you feel guy
Anything sounds like a herd of things. Oh, yeah, my it's just a clean up
It's your
You got the key card
I've got the key card of the key card. I'm a transfer of the quick. Yes
I close the in here
Okay
Got a gold
Get a red I get a ready I know
I'm gonna red ever
really what you say it's insane yeah it's insane
somebody outside the wall it's over here I think it's a great look like
plankers I think so nope not a clanker player where found them one on the
mountain to closer to the wall try and get in the spot which direction do that
it though. Oh, they know my spot. Where did I mark the brother? They're over here. I'm
on the case. I'm reloading. Oh my God, the handsome and sexy. I'm dead. Guys, guys, guys,
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, I suppose.
Yeah, that's fine.
Oh, yes.
This is just the worst possible situation.
I'm going to go up.
We're going to play this slow, brother.
This is the end.
I'll shoot him.
Can't lose this.
He's walking back.
I
Got my fentanyl. All right, they're gonna be in our room now. Yeah, you just hold that spot officer
Long window dumbass
That one's got shagin. Yeah, that one's got blinds. Bombs can't go through that one.
Stupid bitch.
Alright, so that side is Clankers.
No, no, no, there's a player on this side as well.
No, but you have a timer run down.
You die.
Dead forever? Oh, oh.
You trying to shoot the blinds off?
Yeah I think so too.
I think just clankers on back.
I'm down there. I'm getting busy.
All my wall close right?
You know I'm going to peanut, I'm going to peanut.
I'll fight these guys.
They laid down and fucking prone killed me oh my god
They're both on me they're both on me. It's the same guys you killed us earlier
Right Chad is it the same guys same rank
That's not how you do it guys. I should have pulled the
I should have did it for you.
You bad strategy. Bad strategy. Bad strategy. That would have done. That would have done.
That would have done. That is my LG. I got it. No, no, hunch. Hunch. We have to get
seven points. We already beat Coxe's team. No, you did. We haven't lost anything.
in a third game oh my one more quick one one more quick one one more quick one
we'll make it quick we'll make it quick get the sound points get out
bird
You heard yeah, yeah, I heard I heard yeah
I heard yeah, maybe Mark Henry won't count song. I
Cannot believe if we actually die this one. I'll mark it down as Nolan Voight, okay?
We'll just lose well. I mean my awesome. You guys just gotta do guys thing
I'm kind of just the captain be a guy
I
Can't I can't believe you laid down bro. That's so brutal. I should have queued. I should have used my ability
I have my abilities for a reason and they're really good. I don't know why I didn't use my ability there
at play
Good to go. Good to go
You guys ready?
No, I got switch guns
I had a blade.
Remakeable of these two.
And a nurse.
Yeah.
Cool.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Oh my gosh, I didn't do anything.
Oh shit
That should be good
Beautiful.
Nice.
Pino won't listen. There's no sense to even try to tell him to do the thing to open up more
How'd you knock it off of this are you? Yes, I am
You'd off after this watch a segment. Yes
I think we're gonna play took two. No, I got a Delta again tomorrow at three with some it
I
You don't get off right
You guys there's no way you guys
There is actually no way guys. No seriously seriously guys. This is captain peanut captain peanut orders you to stay up to do
Oh
Officer I'm sure I will give you the nastiest handy you've ever had your life stay on to tune your death. Please God
Wastelands, I don't I'm not fit for this fit for those leaf fans and grapes in my mouth that
Sit on a hammock. There's that turtle fella. Ah
Fuck that guy. He doesn't get us ladies
I
Actually my government of the city so you got oh, yeah, that was the pre question that question you guys don't even say it
Anyways, I'll do it so you just be back
Are you talking about Delta Force Arrow Delta Force is the number one game in China, brother.
Like this is the big, the big dog.
Trust me these guys are doing very well for themselves man.
Very well for themselves.
I was talking to some of the guys who played this game all the time.
They said that they got flown out to China and they did this thing where they would walk up to random people and be like, hey, do you play Delta Force?
And they said, they told me that out of 10 people, if they would ask 10 people, 9 of them would say Delta Force.
And the only one who wouldn't say that they played Delta Force was like a 50-year-old, 60-year-old man.
Everyone else who has played Delta Force, heard of Delta Force, watched Delta Force.
force like this is the game in China
get serious get serious good glass rate best rate right here I'm 48 a hundred
points that's great I thought just saying the the only demographic that said
that they didn't watch it was a 56 year old man that was one person
Yeah, yeah, it's okay. We ain't here hating on you for being old. We all gonna be there some more.
Maybe this way. You're old and probably look young. I'm young and look old. Which one's worse?
Which one's worse? I think I beat you.
You
Have something you do be a little less fat this way, okay
Those guys came from last time
they come from the roof there actually that's okay let's take this middle house first we need to rent
we got that
We better start already inside probably say it again
No, no, I don't hear the music in the jams. Yeah sides in there
Oh my god, he's in here, he's in here.
Oh
I am healing my helmet I will be with you good
I've found these gentlemen are very good. Lock in.
Yep, yep.
My helmet repair is not working. Okay, it's working. Good.
All right, I'm getting back moving.
They're behind me. I'm trying to...
Are they below you? Yes.
I'm just dying to you, Tilt, love it, that's so much fun.
Alright, good luck officer.
I'm dying to you, Tilt.
You died to the shot.
Then they burned your body line.
to the shot and they burned your body line. That's it for me. GG's guys. Well, you guys
are forfeiting the tournament. This is FYI.
Oh, I'm just some shit.
Actually.
Really cool.
I'm sure.
Fuck you guys.
Somebody else is going to win you a bunch of some.
We also give you a.
Some as you also.
When I think I don't know maybe.
Hey, I'm like.
50% certain.
You do.
I'm out of here.
I'm going to go get by peanut.
Are you here?
Was it Saturday?
You guys are doing the sponsor and we're playing
after but no we play no that's what is and then okay we're playing it before okay
it's Saturday it's no we're not on Saturday it's 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. yeah
orc and then 11 p.m. to 1 a.m. Delta and then 1 a.m. to 2 a.m. orc okay so you
guys we're playing arc you guys are playing Delta we're playing our okay
I'm gonna go walk my kids.
You gotta guide guide guide.
Okay. All right. Goodbye.
You don't want to stay on and play
off with me all night.
We got you.
But before you go, you should
want to stand on it. No, I got
Ponson bill or ease. You know,
I gotta go walk my kids are
making your family is thick. They
never exist. Are you live?
So is your arms and legs. Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Good night. Good night. I appreciate you guys have a great night. I'll see you guys really in the morning
I'm gonna go straight to sleep. Hopefully beyond at a normal time tomorrow, and then we got Delta at three
So much love guys. Thank you guys so much for chilling. I appreciate you have a great rest of your night
Thank you guys so much for staying there