you
Thank you.
I
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
I'm picking it up when I'm better
you
You
That's me bro, yes, it is me.
Abraham Lincoln turn I will turn turn turn God bless turn
Come on!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
I don't even watch hockey and that was fucking awesome!
Woo!
What a game! What a game! What a game!
What a game!
Come on boys, holy shit!
I can't believe it.
That game bro, I thought we were cucked.
I thought we were cucked bro.
That was awesome.
USA, USA.
Bro, that game was awesome.
that game was awesome wow wow wow wow wow boys I planned on starting stream
earlier and I started watching the game and I was like hold on hold down a
second here hold on are we are we gonna win this fucking thing are we gonna win
Isn't this fucking thing?
And no way!
No chance!
No way!
Oh my gosh, dude!
Wow!
What a morning!
Wow!
And that's a way to start the day.
With a little bit of gold, huh?
With a little bit of gold
Man, I know the Canadians in the chap pissed
God bless. I know the Canadians in the chap pissed as a motherfucker right now, and I get it, you know
Drinking milk out of bags eating ham calling it bacon. I get it
One of the only sports you guys won gold in you cheated. It is what it is
It is what it is. We ain't gonna pick no fights with you now. They're gonna pick no fights with you now
It was a great game listen all jokes aside, I would give the Canadians in the chat hell all day today all jokes aside
Bro, what a game
What a game can I get an amen? What a game?
What a game
what a game wow don't act like you actually watch hockey buckler i already said i had no idea what
the fuck was going on but i'll tell you this i'm gonna proud american and when americans are going
for gold against canada the titans in the hockey world of course as an american i am entitled
Not a title. I am. It's a necessity for me to watch and support. Period. That's the difference
between you and me. That's the difference between you and me. I don't gotta know what's going on.
I just gotta know that USA is going after gold and I'm there. Fuck it. Give me a
nickel of ultra. Give me a bush latte and a dream, baby. Give me a bush latte and a dream.
I don't got to know what's going on
Fucking I'm rooting for him
Red, white and blue
What a game what a game that was awesome. I'm not a hockey fan, but I might be one after today
I've been looking for a reason
And looking for a reason to start watching hockey. I think I got it. I
Think I got it. Wow
Wow!
Brother, who the fuck is our goalkeeper, by the way?
Can I jack that man off?
What a beast, huh?
He's the goat!
Brother!
He was like Neo from the Matrix, except instead of dodging bullets, he was catching him!
He's him!
You know what I would love?
I would have loved to put one of those little heart tracking things on them during that
game and to see what their blood pressure went up to.
You know?
Like, bro, that shit I bet was so high their veins were popping out of their eyeballs.
We already blasted free burn.
We are listening to nothing but American music today, nothing but it.
Free bird, fortunate son, you know.
Oh man, that's awesome bro, that's awesome.
What a day.
Well see you tomorrow then, soft bitch.
Oh man, what a day, what a day, that was awesome, that was awesome.
Wow, good morning, everyone.
Hope you guys are having a good day.
Hope you guys are having a good morning.
I'm gonna be honest, man.
I knew it was hard to wake up this morning.
My wife got me out of bed with almost,
she almost had to pull out a hammer to get me out of bed.
I'd refuse to wake up.
Right when I rolled out of bed, I turned the game on.
And man, wow, what a game.
What a fucking game.
what a game. What a game. Canada was a much better team by far. Oh, dude, the Canadians
are so much better than us. The Canadians are so much better than us from what I hear.
Again, I don't watch hockey very much, but from what I hear, they're so much better
than us. They look better. They are pretty sure other than that game, they play better.
But that don't matter. That don't matter. Give us a shot. That's it. Give us a shot.
So we need give us give us a little bit of light at the end of the tunnel and we'll grab that motherfuck
Dude with the announcer yelled golly gave me goosebumps
Man what a game what a game what a game what a game
It made me hard not gonna lie
Oh, man.
Now I suck.
Kick for a living.
That's where we're at.
Started off the day with the first donation.
USA on top. Baby Hockey is one of the best sports to get into.
Toughest players in the Allile Fighting.
I'm going to be real.
Again, I've never been a hockey guy.
Never watched it.
Don't really know how it works.
I know it's a stick, a puck, and a dream.
But after today, I think I might
find a team to root for.
for. I think I might find a team to root for. I think I might. I think I might. I think
I might. I got to go with an underdog though. I can't be a bandwagon guy. I got to go with
somebody. I got to find a player that I love and just go after it. I trained with a lot
a lot of Red Wings players whenever I was playing baseball. They, uh, Mike Barwis, he's
a trainer who trained with the Mets, one of our lead guys, and he's also a lead trainer
with the Red Wings. Um, so I got to meet a lot of those guys. I don't know if any of
them are still playing, but, um, I don't know. I don't know. I have to look for a cool player.
I'm just going to look for the guy who gets in the most fights and roof for that team.
know what team gets in the most fights who throws the most haymakers is it the
Flyers did another Philly team the Panthers
Oh Panthers the bandwagon damn we'll figure it out we'll figure it out man
What did what a way to start today chat? Good morning last night did not go. Well
It wasn't bad actually. I mean
It wasn't terrible good news is is that we finished our expedition yesterday
So we're good ready to rock a roll. We got well over 3 mil. We're doing great
We did okay
It was like back and forth, man. You know how it goes, bro. I got a text from Symphony this morning
Let me read you guys the text
That's pretty funny
Let me know if you want to run games today. No one is on on Sundays and solos is rough
We're gonna be playing with old Symphony regain with him
Is he has he got a team yet or is he is it just him running solos right now?
He's still running solos on the jump in the court, pull him in here.
Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Wow. What a way to start the day chat. What a way to start the day.
That was awesome. That was so much fun.
Is hockey always like that?
Just a nail biter or I just like get super lucky. Can we all just get super lucky?
Yeah, it's just awesome. It's a great sport man shit dude thing. I just became a hockey fan
Y'all got one more now, I think.
Man, that was fricking sweet.
My adrenaline's pumping.
I feel like I was there.
Oh man.
You'll see a game IRL.
I'll have to.
So, dad, when did you start liking hockey?
Well, son, let me bring you back to 2026,
when USA put an ass whooping on the Canadians.
I was shitting their shirtness in the shower,
watching them Americans put that ass whooping on them.
Canadian bacon, fuck you.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Sim's in the court. What court is
the end? Is he in my court? Yeah,
he is. Yes, I try. Oh, well,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no fuck Canada. No
Were you watching the game at all or no, uh, no chat was filming though. They were keeping me updated. Oh, bro
That was awesome. What a guy
Not too shabby. What a game. I think the US is kind of cooking chats of the like second overall or something in golds or something
Oh, bro, we've had a crazy year.
Crazy winner games.
That was very entertaining.
I was telling Chad, I'm not a hockey fan.
Are you watching?
Yeah, I was watching before the stream today.
I'm not a hockey fan, never have been.
Don't really know what's going on.
But God, that I mean, bro, it was awesome.
That was an awesome game.
Well, dude, I'm also not like a crazy hockey fan,
by any means, but last year or two,
when it's deep in the playoffs of NHL,
I've been watching like a good amount. It's it's actually fun as fuck to watch. I'm not a dude. It might be the best fucking sport
I'm not gonna eat this shit out of each other and they get rewarded for it name another sport like that
That's what the UFC
Hockey goes kind of crazy. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, Chad's been telling me listen
I say I'm gonna pick a team so maybe we pick the same team we can be fans together
She
All right, what team I don't know. I don't know don't take me a while to decide
The most American going to Panthers
I think so
I texted you right that souls are like hell. I'm like, yeah
At the last nine raids I've successfully got out of eight of them
I don't know. I don't know.
It's been a great study and you
just overcome and then towards
full. No, it's it's going well.
Good for you. Good for you.
Well, it's only down from here.
Took a day off yesterday. Didn't
stream. What was that? What was
that? Yeah, I know. Kind of
weird. Kind of weird. Sim takes
days off. Are you okay? Were you
day off besides like you know like traveling or like doing like sponsoring like probably in like
Dude, it has to be months
Yeah, yeah, I mean we're one of the same we should both grinders here. This is a grinder grinder discord right now. Oh
Yeah, well, I'm ready for a great day. I
Don't know if we're gonna get a third at all might just be us. I have no idea, but hey, I'm ready
Yeah
Let me see. I don't know who's around and I see you here. Let me see here
Oh
It really is just us, huh?
He flew on soon, I doubt it row he did 17 hours again. He played for 17 hours yesterday
17 bro. Holy shit. Bro we were closey is closey on? Is closey stream? There's no way Dennis is on.
Why was the update last night too? Why is he he's just never on now. Bro what what the fuck he went
from having 19 hour days to I don't see him anymore. I know. Oh he was like the number one grinder.
Oh my god, what I have one of the most insane five you have to do it towards
that you can see it's Ninja saying something in game to someone we killed and I just
I'm going to talk about something.
Dick.
He's in my chat today.
Yo, you.
You.
I'm not gonna lie. I was already having her. Did she actually gonna stay on she's been live for 16 or however many hours
Yo, thank you so much for the $5 super chat thick
For hockey is the most fun to watch live. You gotta check it out
You won't be disappointed so much skill to watch no matter what team you is cut down. I'm guessing you you pick
cool, man
Okay, you think of the $2 super chat. He said he is on grinder. I don't even know what the fuck that is but
All right, the best thing for the cheer one day thing of the 15 months
Anonymous thing of the fiber
Our 51st state got silver. Oh, dude. Don't start now. You really go piss them off. I
Had you on a possession of a Bob kind of the stat. Are you not imperial thing for the fiber?
It's other thing for the 52 months
That's what that is wow. All right, fuck. Yeah
Yeah, I'll fuck yeah.
Oh, that's good. That's good.
I turn up the din, up and down, but I turn up the din, up and down.
Alright, baby. Let's fucking go.
Oh, dude, I'm not gonna lie, bro. Three hours of solos.
Oh, it's fucking brutal.
Yeah, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy son. I can't lie to you. So those are some yeah
I like just do I'm gonna be real
Nick likes to go. I mean he's been changing. I'm gonna be real Nick has been she's he's changing. He's moving faster
You know it's like an old Ford, you know
But he just got a supercharged engine and that supercharged engine is called using his leg and using a snap hook
I don't even like being in the lobby till later. I like being on the roof
Okay, an old Ford an old Ford
If you want to sit on that side and look for those bonds I'll sit over here and look these ones
oh bro it's so funny I just I'm looking at the chats and I've seen so many people just
Just speaking wild, well you guys won but you're fucking communists.
USA, USA.
Wasp, the water facility.
Wasp.
Oh man.
I got a couple, a little bit of action going on over here.
Testing index is having some fights.
We can go push if you want right below us right below us inside really
Yes
We can drop down if you want to push those guys
Here we go shooting pops inside
right here just dropped down
uh...
the team pushing in from Cat's side right now. I'm gonna jolt this and set up a wall.
There he is. Yeah, I was talking about. Crack it, crack it. One's coming out. Cat now.
I'm waiting for the hop, waiting for the hop, waiting for the hop.
Back up!
Why is he...
Oh, he's so one out there, he ran back.
Yep.
So one, by truly...
Get it outside.
Got one, got one.
Is this teammate inside or out?
Yeah, inside.
Last one should be inside.
I'm in, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
He's hitting me.
Ah, got me, that's annoying.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, Hutch.
You're fucking shooting right now.
Come on big dog.
I don't know how they hit me, I should've been behind the pillar, I'm kinda pissed.
Yeah, those guys are missing.
Yeah, there you go.
Shit.
You're the other guy, yeah?
Yeah, I'll take the guy outside, you take that guy and I'll loot the other two.
Not too shabby!
What's the staircase going?
That's a case.
Alright, not bad, not bad.
And not bad and not too shabby
All right
I'm just getting luckier they increase the rate or what but yeah, but I've got a couple treasure trains
Yeah, I don't know
Ready increase this shit
I'm sure what all those bobcats last night. Yeah, I did I sold them all fuck the Bobcat
chat is is Genji wanting to play what what's because I got landmark on the
line is Genji saying she wants the game yes okay
I got a Genji's gonna come and join us game for a little bit I bet and then I got landmark
on standby right after.
Has he been back to play in the ship yeah, yeah, he's he's back grinding he's back grinding
He's on like he's he's at that that point where
I mean the last time we played bro. He was already fucking demon mode
He actually sinks like big with landmark is if he sinks an hour of his time into something the dude just becomes a demon
I don't know. Yeah those
is one of those you want to reset you can pick her up I mean I got I got two
bin fours you know it's some aids I mean sure that reset
let's get that oh I got a hatch key
I'm getting pounded over here on streamer now
good
no I gotta stop doing I have so many snapbooks I got so much stuff to create
snapbooks but whenever I get shot and I have a snapbook out of my ass I will die
so that I can put the snapbook back in my ass instead of just being like I'll
lose it or I could just win this fight like I died to three kids yesterday
after clutching up like a 1v6 because I wanted to put a snapbook up
whenever I could have just turned and killed them both
Oh
Yeah, we can't leave we can't leave just yet we can't it's against law and nature
Sorry, I think I don't know all do you I'm sorry
I'm sorry, some guy madman he just skipped to 20 subs, but he's not even following the stream
I'm trying to figure it out
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, Bob. Oh, yeah, Bob
Big fight is that on the roof that's on the fucking roof I think
Oh this is risky are we getting greedy here are we getting greedy I mean too
Vin's not really greed are we getting feisty are we getting sexual sure hmm I
like that I'm hearing them close careful yep
Oh, you're all the way up. Oh my god. I can't get you. I can't get you. I can't get you. I'm okay. I'm okay
I thought you're going window. You're good. You're good. That was too late. They're all the way up here. I think one's below as well
Come on, Rift down
He dropped yeah, three bodies up here for check is okay. Yeah for sure
I think I heard two shields down low right right there over by yeah
He was one and then he dropped down to run
Well, it's all for this guy now looted I just looted
Yeah, I'm hearing them run below us.
Yep.
Someone just died below.
Yeah, I heard that.
Did we loot all those bodies?
I think.
I'm down to dropping these fools.
Very good.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Careful rocket here.
Get pins.
What's going on with the staff, look over there.
Watch out!
Oh my god, yo, 5 cap 4!
Oh, fuck this guy's back.
Hey Jesus!
Somebody say Wail! Wail!
I said move and hang.
Oh, tip is full.
We hide here dude good calling coming to fight. I'm 170k right now
No, I'm good. I got two vinnies tippy. I'm chillin. Oh, hey ninja fancy seeing you here
We looted all the guys on the roof you want to go take one more look make sure
Yeah, there could be one more potentially
I knew it.
Found the loop pile.
An old Toro 4, another Vinny 4.
Let's go.
Right here, Sam.
Come to me.
Reach out.
Somebody here?
drop shit right here
right here in the overfield
I'll kill you. I'm gonna go ahead and hit this extract real quick.
shhh
bumbum bumbum bumbum
I took the fuck out of this raid, bro
Yeah.
Oh, what about that one guy who bled out?
Remember?
You said, oh, one just bled out down low.
Oh, I don't know.
I want to be honest.
I don't think the rich ones all died.
Oh, nice him.
Like that tech?
Oh, yeah.
It would have been like right around here.
Damn.
cities in the middle I don't know did we got enough stuff now yeah we got enough
stuff I'm Matthew with our with our money 63 K
you gotta be fucking careful there's no way you just let me I thought there was a
crawler and I was gonna finish him so you got the loo right that I was at they
get sorry you got a hatch key tell me about you say I have a hatch hatch oh I
I don't have a fucking hatch. I'm out. I'm out of here.
Oh my god.
I got one. I got one. I got one.
Oh.
Thank god.
Oh my bad. I definitely went in there on purpose, but I shouldn't have because the extract just closed as well. So, my fault.
It's alright.
I thought that was the crawler for some reason. I was like, oh, he's getting out. He's getting out.
Damn.
Oops, whoopsie daisy.
Ah man.
Chad, what was that statistic I heard?
What was the last time we beat Canada?
What was it? We beat Canada for gold?
It was 46 years ago, is that true?
Since the miracle game...
Oh, no, that's just the last time we got gold all right a hundred percent win rate for the boys
Yeah, I know we beat Russia for the miracle game
Yes with the the the men and the women both beat Canada and hockey yep women a couple days ago men today
And Chad, I'ma say something as well.
A little PSA.
Lot of people today, they're gonna be in chat,
they're gonna be on Twitter,
they're gonna be this, that and the other,
they're gonna make you,
they're gonna try and make you feel bad.
Not being proud of the country that you're from,
being proud of the US for winning hockey.
Now I don't care about no political climate,
or what the fuck is going on with our government,
or anything like that.
At the end of the day, we are Americans.
We are allowed to be proud of where we're from.
We are allowed to be proud of our fellow Americans
winning gold in the Olympics.
And this is our country that we are more than allowed
to be happy about us being successful as a people.
Fuck everybody else.
The same as you should be proud of where you're from,
no matter where you're at in the world.
We are proud of where we are from.
It is deeper than political bullshit.
It is deeper than this, that and the other.
We're Americans and it is more than okay
for you to be happy about USA taking gold today.
Can I get a USA in the chat?
USA, USA!
Oh fuck yeah, oh fuck yeah, bud.
What's up, baby?
And I got popcorn chicken.
USA, USA!
Thank you, baby.
I love you
All right, hey
All right
Talk to Hutch he's gonna think you hate him sorry sorry normally I'm not muted that much in the game brother you listen
Know you ain't used to somebody
Who don't give a fuck if you talk to him or not?
Hey, you're good, sir. You're good
You gotta remember I came up playing with summit if I said 35 things to him I might get an answer back on one
Maybe and that's a maybe
They gonna hurt my feelings
All righty, let me see if I can get Genji in here real quick.
That Genji has this discord, tell her to join our chat gamers anywhere.
I dm'd it to her on discord, just tell her to join the channel if she wants the game
If she doesn't all good
No, listen if we're gonna cheer about USA and people want to say fuck the USA
It's fine man. It's the it's the competitiveness coming out. It's okay
hell
If the Canadians were the one I would have said fuck Canada
I think it's because I slept so good the past few days yeah I feel that I feel that
of the men out the games go after I got off you not too bad I actually was doing just
like random squads and actually I met some pretty cool people so hell yeah that's awesome
but get you in here bump um I would just tell chat we might have to send a search and rescue
team out for Cloaksy. I don't know where he is. Wait, did you see that he was streaming
on a definitely not Cloaksy? Yeah, I don't know what the fuck he's doing. I don't know
what he's doing. He might be an alcoholic now. Yeah, where the heck is he? He has a dream?
I don't know. I don't know. Oh my gosh. He missed Slur Saturday. And to be honest, that's
his favorite day of the week. I don't know what what could have happened for him to miss
Slur Saturday. I don't know man. They want to know. My chat is burning down right now.
I love it.
USA, USA!
Oh, yeah.
I didn't know what was going on to my-
Now yeah.
We beat that Canadian ass today.
Hey, ma'am.
Yeah, we did.
The forward Brock Nelson is a third generation Olympian following his grandfather and his
great uncle 1960 and 1980 all three are gold medal winners for the USA.
How cool is that?
I am so cool.
I love stories like that.
A bunch of super humans in that bloodline
Bro our goalie was so good wasn't he man insane
And you're just super fat fuck you DJ
What what sport does his daughter play?
Yo couple, thank you for the $2 super chat.
What am I eating?
Popcorn chicken.
and fluke.
Hey, you okay?
Yo, a couple of beers even another tenor, man.
Zero one, my guy, I love the content.
Thank you, bro.
How you doing?
We're having a great day today.
You eating KFC?
No, public popcorn chicken.
So good.
I
Pub subs are undefeated. Oh, bro a flow chicken sub fucking injected in my veins injected in my fucking veins
you. You play a didn't you
play the WBC. Yeah, I want it
turbine. I want it. That was a
team. That was a team we had
bobechette play for us. Um M. J.
Melendez Logan Allen. All big
leagueers. Obviously, I'll know
who bobe shed is. You might know
for a little bit. I think he's still with the rules. He might be with the Mets now. I don't know who he's with. Logan Allen, you guys know who that is. Who else is on that team? A couple other big leaguers on that team as well.
I
Don't know those guys who just baseball players young guys. Oh, all right. Hello, Gigi wants some of the best of the league
Good chat to you about 14 hours
I
Wipe it almost there
Shit did you open up any hits today? How chastity rope it up Pokemon cards?
I was but I haven't pulled anything well actually I did pull a side up with this a really nice card like 90 bucks
Nice nice, but I opened a one piece of booster box the other day
I got a few retails like a hundred and forty dollars and I pulled a $2,000 card.
Damn.
Shit.
Triggy over there basically spin it's slots.
That's awesome.
Hell yeah.
What's your favorite card?
What's the craziest pull that you've had?
I saw that one that was on Twitter.
Crazy is cool like from Pokemon or just overall overall just cards
Probably my magic the gathering is from the final fantasy sets and neon chocobo
Hey, how much how much yeah, how much that's all we know about
When I thought it was worth three grand ungraded
Oh, yeah, look PSA 10
Dang homo, I don't know people really great magic cards
Um, I forgot my stems by the way
Yo, yo, got to change the subject
That's a bunch of
But, some of the, some of the people in my chat, always like I said, they're going crazy cause I'm just antagonizing them
And my boss just said that anyone who is banned today
In order to get unbanned will have to go on a video and sing the national anthem in order to get unbanned
And I'm so down for it
I'm so down boy.
Oh, just...
Yeah, you know, we let everyday fly.
So you gotta say something crazy in order to get mad.
And I feel like that is a great punishment.
Did you know that some gamers actually make people pay to get unfam?
Really?
I thought that was a thing, yes.
It's like $10 for each one.
Oh, team, team, team there.
I don't even know if that's allowed.
Yeah, was that behind the door?
Behind this now. Oh, I see one right here right here right here. We can shoot this guy
Super shot behind the generator you can swing that guy. You just don't over stay
Fight that corner we got you
Okay, hold her right son. I got her left right here push you over. Yeah, buddy. Great
Ice!
Smoke!
Oh, dude, these guys are all falling down.
Don't have to bang it.
Yeah, we'll come to you.
Oh!
Well done, Hutch, well done.
We all fell down.
There's one right here.
Oh, shit!
I'm getting shot!
I don't know.
In front of us, then.
Right here.
Yep.
We got another team that's gonna be behind us, we got to back up a little bit, I'm coming
inch
Kind of smells like a wall
Inside get inside get inside inside
Oh shit
Not good wall off this way. We're gonna be close. They're gonna be close
One's going to swing our left potentially here, Jenj.
Okay.
Got right outside.
One half on that guy.
Go, Jenj.
Oh, I thought he killed that guy.
Yeah.
Dude, get close to me.
Nice! All dead, all dead, all dead, all dead, all dead!
Is that your name?
Yeah, my name.
Alright, so they're crawling away. They're crawling away.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Do you get those fins?
Yeah.
Guys will hold this I'll go down to get Vince they all fell down some
Thanks, oh, I think all three of them one one blood out
See
They go another one here
Where's that?
Um, right here. They're going up the stairs right now.
Yep.
Um, they were. They're not anymore.
No, they're up there. There, there, there.
They are? Yeah.
Cracks one.
I'm not sure where the third guy went. We'll come back and help you guys.
Where are they at Centope?
Right up here.
One's up there for sure.
They moved down. They moved down.
Any extra shield advantage, uh, James?
Over there.
Um...
Maybe just put a wall here.
That's it.
Um, I can give you half of my shield.
Of course, there's a whole other team across the map.
I'm gonna try and get to you.
I'm probably gonna get knocked here.
I'm alive.
I got no more walls.
Yeah, I'm...
Right on you guys.
Right here. On me.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Right here.
Come on, fast and flighty.
Another one's hopped, 3-3-3.
You're lucky now.
This is bad, this is bad.
Yeah.
Pushing, on me one.
Still pushing.
That's one.
They're gonna pull me here shortly.
One's gonna be close.
I
Did the bushes I can't hi to the bushes. Oh my god
Holy shit man, that was insane, but what did we just go through?
How?
Our craters, I just spawned in, Flare, goooo!
Oh my gosh, that bush right there is refuge.
The bush right there is salvation.
I
See I'm not we looking over there bud
Not good
We did they actually see you
Why is my Johnson slapping against the ground
I don't think they see you there.
From your hatch.
You.
Okay, I think there's a whole other team now too.
Oh, I'm in such a good spot.
I should probably should have healed before I started yapping.
Dude, just another third party.
No, tell me I can crawl up this. No! No! Gotta be kidding me. It's over, I'm gonna have to crawl so far.
I think you can crawl up a little further ahead.
Yeah, I think I just gotta go there.
I've had enough of this raid.
I'm leaving.
Oh
just type it bud they're not gonna let you much there yeah that's what happened
What happened to us?
What was your cheater or a sniper?
What was that?
Just a sniper.
What was that?
All those bodies, my man jumped off the roof, ran towards me, fucking murdered me, came
pack and smoked your ass. Fuck off. Fuck. I did it. I did it. That was insane. I alone
had six player kills. Like what the fuck? Yeah, I was fucking in Saturday. Well, I knew
Do it again!
Just type it.
is there a is there tech with cross play off
Yeah, I don't know. Like for an absolute fact, Genji last night had cross playoff and the
lobbies were like a barren wasteland in the game fallout. So there's definitely something
there. For sure try it again and see but just kind of gets rid of all the crazy like little
kids that like to console right.
Yeah, let me go ahead and emphasize on that.
The thirty five to fifty five grown ass men
who were somehow getting in our games, dripping beads of sweat
from their fucking noses, swearing up and down that they're the best
gamer in the world, but in reality, they downloaded cheats and they hate their own mom.
Am I right there?
That's about right.
Thanks, son.
Yeah, or it's that their mom hates them, and that's why they're angry in life.
That too.
Huh.
That too.
Oh my gosh, there's so many hatch keys.
and I will be honest I also leaked last right didn't help didn't help
what the hell hey coffee better group against a little bit of goob that's on me that's crazy
Yep, it's on me. It's on me.
I'll take my weapons.
No DC today?
Not yet. Not yet.
No DC today. What do you think I am? A communist?
Of course I'm gonna have a DC today.
I
Ah
It was a great game man. It was an absolute fantastic game. Song title, there you go brother.
What's up, baby?
Good morning, fuzz.
Huch, hope you and the lady have a great trip.
I guess you'll have to watch Little Merck's till your back
line.
Yeah, Jack, in case you guys didn't already know,
today is my last day streaming.
For four days, I will be gone Monday through Thursday.
Being my wife, we're going on a little vacation
for our anniversary.
So I will be gone for four days.
Do you take in some PTO already ran it through the proper channels of the business which is you guys and
It's been cleared and I don't want to hear nothing from anyone else. It is what it is. I cleared it
It is what it is. I forged the documents, whatever
Whatever I forged it is what it is. All right. I know I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We've been dude
The strings have been awesome been having so much fun
You know you get married you just they gotta give your wife attention. I know isn't it a ridiculous
Selfish selfish if you ask me
But uh
But yeah, so we're going on a little Vegas trip
Gonna go lose some money. This is a normal or is it like a mid-chart?
Harvester
Papa stuff
Yo official, thank you so much for the 10 gifted I've been thinking of the $10 super chat
Alex even a $5 super chat in the game
I appreciate you bro. I much love France much love touch. I need you to lock it for real.
All right, I'll try I'll try I'll thank you give the tenor. Why do you continue baseball?
Uh, I told my live in my rotator cuff in 2020 and then COVID happened and everyone, you know,
They shut baseball down for a year and there was just GGs for me couldn't get surgery everywhere was closed
There's nowhere to train. There was nowhere to work out and yet
GGs a GGs
I'm in the triangle see it doesn't look anything's here
Don't want to go down
Yep
Which one do you prefer all bro streaming is oh shit music stall and search that
Streaming is so much better. I love it, bro baseball. You're never home. You're always gone
Always on the road always
Riding 10 hour days. Yeah, fuck that bro money isn't even worth it
That's close that's above us with a brunigade or down blue hole
Be down blue. Yeah blue. Oh blue. Oh blue. Oh
Careful they might push that, take right me.
I'm gonna rotate back, jump in the U.S.
Okay reek, I know I'll click.
Oh yeah!
Gonna be my level!
Hey, um, hey, um, that's one
I think he's knocked what's tight left I left him
Nice all dead. Yes. Yes. Yes
No, no, no, no.
No smoke.
One.
One died.
I'm gonna charge for Canadian.
Okay.
I'm gonna shoot the bomb.
I have to, I have to, y'all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gingy's cooked, I think.
I have no smokes.
Can you drop?
Can you fall?
No.
Setting up a bomb shelter.
I'm just sitting here, hold on.
Not like sitting here, but try to stop the full film.
Yeah, I'm coming
You sit behind a pillar, maybe
Now I'm out of mouth
We play back we play back
I'm gonna go and jolt
That's not a reason why I don't have a jolt anyone have a jolt
No, all right, all good
Fuck I can't put a wall here. I need to look this guy
I got you, I got you, one second.
You're getting down, you're getting down, you're getting down.
Holy shit.
Leave this guy behind me.
Good.
He's dead?
He's dead.
pushing, pushing, we've got this. Actually cooked, holy.
Can't even get some heal from these guys. Oh, these guys are free kids?
Yeah, this seems framed. First team was not built, first team was not.
I don't know my pillow.
Do I have a light ammo? No.
Was that other crawler from this team? There's one.
There's three kids there.
Two kills? Or is it a third kill over here?
I
Don't let's do it hard to stir by the way guys
Yeah, let's just send them down down a challenge. Oh the other one was at the computer
Wait for Genji and then we'll go did you take your time no rush so that's only three minutes
Just getting some processors really quick.
Yep, you're all good.
Okay.
I think you're all good.
Lure might be good.
Rock here.
Maybe grab an extra green shield, Sam.
In case you start getting crammed by an AI.
It's blue.
Alright, cool.
I'm ready to go.
Let's go rock.
Did any of these guys have the light and the light?
He may? No. Pharaoh. Yeah, one of them had a kettle.
Wait, really? Yeah, one of them had a kettle over there. I don't know.
I remember seeing a kettle though.
I should go one second since, sorry.
I'm gonna go grab these walls really quick.
We're gonna need them. I still got three.
Instead of that bomb shelter.
Yeah, these guys are inside gas.
Yeah.
Doing good, Bosa. How you doing, baby?
Oh, yeah, this is gonna be fun.
Oh, yeah.
Good comms on the walls, YouTube chat. Hell yeah.
Oh hell yeah. Oh shit, on me.
You can come down, we're here.
Come on, knock, knock, knock.
We're coming up.
Not sure where his boys are.
Not from super close here.
Right here.
He came from right here. No idea where his boys are.
Okay.
A little bit.
All right, a lot of letting on this guy 300
Obviously that
So we can push harvester guys but unless we see a flare, I think we just kind of chill
if you guys want I mean we can go push them I just if we kill them with the
durability is gonna be broken I need some damn cores
Yeah, fuck it. Let's just fucking...
Yeah, fuck.
Whatever.
Here we go.
Alright, so they're in back here.
One's to the left over here.
Yeah.
In that choker lock.
Yeah.
No, maybe not. Maybe not. No, they're under. They're under.
That's fine. They're under.
They spot his first ping.
this right area walled off
I'm disassembling this wall. Watch my right.
Yeah hold on. I'm going above and I'm shooting through the window. Hold on.
Okay got it.
Oh no.
I'm just getting cucked.
I
W-w-w-w-go gas side and we just show them reset real quick
It's not, it's not.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Give me a second, Sim.
I'm in.
You got two?
I'm dead to, uh, to an Ark.
I'm dead.
I don't think these guys, wait, wait, wait.
You're in, you're in.
Wait, wait, wait.
I need to tell you who I am.
Got a buggy later.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I
Just one shot
I can help I can help they killed me so much died
We should have my gun in my back. Don't worry
Watch his die, bro. I need to get his shit. He's got coke. Well, you guys heard my stream through his mic. Yeah, bro
Yeah
I love you, bro. I love you. No, are you guys cool if I grab bunch of shit?
Hey, tell them if they're gonna watch me to turn my shit off of them in the rain
wait huh try to talk real quick you guys might be able to hear him
hey you bitch you asshole motherfuckers
why did you scare me if you watch him my damn stream you motherfuckers
oh shit
good shit good shit good shit
I can't switch
I'm coming, hold on
I got to see people
Shit, I'm coming
I'll try
Right there, that's me
Shoot, shoot
More, more, more, more, more
I'm at a shield
No, no, no, you all know y'all ain't a lot of you
We reject you actually then I'm gonna help them take it out. No, you're
I'm a very vicious body.
It's my turn to do this, it's my turn to hold ass.
Hey Gen G.
Yeah.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
I'm shaking shit.
Of course, of course.
One sec, boys.
What a man.
I got an ass, you want a slow one?
I got one. Don't worry, Geo, I got one.
Hey, tell Geo to get my dick out of his mouth.
I gotta go take a piss
Holy
What the fuck is going on right now?
Yeesh.
Mmm.
That's right, that's right.
Mmm.
Alright.
I can't wait.
All right, I can't watch this anymore. I'll be in the lobby
A hot city can't watch this anymore. We got to get out of here. We're going to the hatch
All right to the hatch I
Think they I think they can be legit. We wrote that geo motherfucker so much that dude's a fan
I don't know, it might be coached.
Hey, why are you going to do that?
Up in the boo-boo.
Hopefully they get my renegade back. We'll see.
Oh
Bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum me
Yeah, dude, I don't know what it is. Everybody always finishes me. I don't know I
Got ain't got enough motion. I guess ain't got enough motion twin
Oh
Boom boom boom boom boom
Ain't got enough motion twin
This is Hutch's you guys out you big it out
Yep. Yes, we did
Do you have did you have a purple grip then and purple stock Renegade not a purple grip then but I will take that if you
Don't want it and yes on the stock Renegade
I don't care whatever you want to bring back cool
For those guys in your chat or what no chat whenever they can hear my stream of the backgrounds
What a so great what a good day could have been me no could have been anyone could have been anyone
Maybe they were watching a Vod.
from the Atlanta airport. Oh, sorry guys. From the Atlanta airport. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. I appreciate you.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Little whip.
Hey.
What you gonna do without a snapbook BP after the wipe? Be sad.
Be sad until I find it again.
Oh, bro, listen, I dread anytime I deal with the Atlanta airport.
Oh, you know, there's two things are going to happen in the Atlanta airport.
Number one, one of your bags is going to break period, period.
If you got a checked luggage, that shit fucking cooked.
It's cooked.
It's going to get ripped, broken, beat up.
Wheels going to be fucked up.
is going to be broken no doubt. Number two, if it ain't broken, it's just gone. They lost it.
RIP. You want to go and get a shirt from the thrift store. That place sucks. They got good
restaurants though. The food's not bad. Someone who criticizes Peanuts Bobcat Collector, you sure
got a lot of vans. I use the van. Peanut just looks at the bobcats, uses them occasionally
and dies with them.
Sam, the only way to do that is before, yes. So back when the game first came out, you
to be able to hit escape and you can see everyone around you through proximity but now they have
to talk and then it stays there all game so it's not as reliable. And it's like information you
already know. Oh sorry for glazing last game hot shit had to be done you know for the kids.
I don't blame you man. I don't blame you. I would have done the same shit.
I just bro, it's like...
I think actually when it got you up to me, what did you bleed out?
I didn't bleed out. The worst player on the team somehow that I always fucking run into
Thirsted me. Like that's every time in that situation, there's like three people. Two of them are cool.
One of them is absolutely shit at the game getting carried by his boyfriends
and that's the one who wants to find me every single time.
I don't know why.
Dude, they raised me and then that rat fucking re-knocked me.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
He's definitely, bro, by far the worst player on that trio.
And he just has to take any opportunity to get a kill.
And that is the guys who I run into.
I don't know why.
I just find them, man.
I find them.
Find them they find me
How do you have more than a loud credit because if you play that since the game came out they used to not be a cab
How much I can take you yard well all right well all right then
Yo toxic I appreciate the love man
Rip my granny she got hit by a Muslim guy
I practice
I'm good deal, good deal.
So be thinking for the sub over on the tube.
Thank you my man, thank you
So ready whip
Hey
What do you guys think the new arc is gonna be?
I see Chad all thinking it's gonna be a snake or a scorpion.
Who's that?
It's a pencil with the update on Tuesday.
I won't be here for it, but...
I won't be here.
Yeah, me and my wife going on anniversary trip.
Ooh.
Yeah.
I tried to cancel it multiple times.
She won't let me.
She didn't let me.
Baby, did you know about the new Arc in Arc Redis?
She didn't care.
I've probably been going through all.
Yeah, you know, she doesn't get it.
She doesn't get it.
Doesn't get the war that needs to be fought.
You know, I'm a general within the army.
She doesn't understand.
We're going tropical?
What kind of vibe are we going through?
It's a tornado.
Something tornado.
What are you laughing at?
No, the trip, the trip.
Oh, Vegas!
Oh, okay, okay.
We're gambling.
Getting massages.
Eating good food.
That's a nice trip.
Down the blue lane.
Nope.
One crack.
Oh, my.
I
Probably get flanked here better we kill
We can chill
Oh, weird.
Definitely went in the fight of attrition right now.
Hey, we're just chillin'
We're just chillin'
Come on, Nick, I think we get 30 before they do
We'll wall up our back
Actually, we'll wall up deeper
They're all smokin'
Back in
Oh
He hit himself with that
Oh
Rex
That's
Just got freaking stuff with it.
Everything's good behind.
Love that wall.
Whoever put that there, great work.
Yeah, I put that there.
Hell yeah.
Just watching the flank.
Where's the gench?
Okay, I thought they resed the guy, I guess.
Yeah, I think so. I think I called out a knock and he lived to be honest. This might be on me
Yeah, I think that's
Why through a teenage cracked him through another teenage at the exact same location and I called out dead
That's how I was gonna kill him and I guess that one missed my bed. I like that note. It made us push. I like that
Bandages pretty bad and grab James
I have zero bandages
Three bandages on it. I'll leave the bandages for you soon
Sir
Put them at the top for you there you go
All right, not too shabby
All right
Well, might be taking it again.
Y'all wanna head up topside?
100%?
Alright, let's go back up through cap.
Watch out for the Agile.
Hell yeah!
I'll lead us to victory, don't you worry about nothing.
I know how much you've been kind of cooking dude. You've been kind of cooking
over them
one
Jim G I can kill and loot him you want to loot the guy up here
Nice work team great job
Oh
These guys kill a team
And they did oh
Yeah, this might be a reset this guy's have a lot of good things a
Lot of heels. Oh, yeah a lot of a lot of a lot
Down for reset if you guys are
Yeah, I can reset. Yeah, I'm down for one
probably should take a steel look
I'll meet you guys on the other side
take a shield
speed out, drive down
holy shit
I think he's right here, he's right here, he's jumping in.
Jumping in.
Nice.
Hey, nice job. Hey, maybe instead of fooling me, you motherfucker, maybe you should have shot him.
He got killed.
Holy shit.
Holy Sam.
Hey, where you going? Puss man!
I can't believe he didn't get you full of holy shit.
Are you sure this fuck was trying?
Oh
I'm definitely good to reset. Oh, yeah, nice clutch sand fuck. Yeah
Let's go, I thought I was so dead, I thought I was so dead, I thought I was so dead.
I do not think I was making it out.
Do the rock, do the roll, let's get out of here.
Barricade saved my life, yeah, it also killed me, I don't think it killed me.
Maybe a little bit, maybe a tad, maybe a hair.
shooting it from our top left I heard that it was down to push him down to leave what
do y'all think I mean I'm down a child but all right let's go child then looks like we
got down no matter what the shout high ground
all right I want to take all the way up top
on
Two to your thing
Good
Fourteen wait wait wait four teams out below 14 down below they just killed us we killed three down there
I help you there's so many bodies go trust trust trust bull team down there big dog. Come on. Come on. Come on. I
Help you you have all the loot. I swear. I'll pay you in full. I swear. I swear you got my word
Come on, man. You got my word
They're demons you're gonna need me trust me come on
Come on pledge my
Pledge my allegiance to you. I swear
come on let me help you please I gotta get these motherfuckers man you can have
all the loot no no gee no what do you got a d-fib come on damn it I want to
kill him okay I got you call the extraction you guys can oh shit the
The extract is closed, gee!
No!
Wait, what's going on?
There's a team up here that let me live but they don't have D-Fibs.
Damn.
Okay.
I did not have...
Tell me you got a D-Fib, man. Come on!
Come on!
I hope you, I swear.
there. I'm so dead.
Did you know about another scene?
No, bro, I swear on everything right down the hill, Southwest.
Me and my, me and my team just died.
They're at that little building down there.
Unless that was you guys, which I don't think it was, but they are close,
very close.
Now that's a different team. I'm pretty sure.
Oh shit
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not lying. I swear
I'm not lying
No
Did they just kill you?
Yeah
Somehow the team that killed us has vanished.
Wait, what?
Yeah, they've disappeared.
Dude, I was down low when he ran right to me. I'm pissed. I was grouped.
Go, go, go, go, go, go. Tell me you have an edge key.
I do.
Nice
Hey, ah damn
It's always the third party and
Yeah, I should have called it out sooner
Blay?
I ain't going to hear you, man!
Oh, man!
Motherfucker, bro!
So how as a trio, do you not have a singular DFib in your entire group?
And that's the people who kill me?
Wait, is that what they were saying?
Not one of them had a DFib?
That's what they're saying, I mean.
Okay, no way, right?
Definitely cap.
Has to be cap.
Not real.
Oh
Well, we should have left we're taking our wins from now on yeah, they had a deep fit
They had a deep fit we're running into shitters today chat
I don't really understand how, when we kill that team, I think that we just got ambushed.
We just got ambushed.
Again, again, third party Raiders.
It's not called Arc Raiders, it's called third party Raiders.
Uh, nah, nah, nah.
Uh-huh.
Oh
Whoa whoa whoa, whoa
With the top skaters on team Canada and still through that shit
Dog eat all world ain't it
What a game that was though.
What a game.
The new Ark is supposed to go towards Raider Flares.
Really?
Where'd you see that at?
Red, David Vidal, Super Chat, USA, USA.
How about me?
What do you expect your Pokemon card to drop?
I don't know, we were just yapping last night.
I don't know if we're actually gonna do that or not.
to kill.
Chad, we gotta kill the matriarch of the harvester soon.
I think when it goes to damn, we gonna kill it.
are using 64 audio, my friend.
Standing on business, what a tensile.
How'd you ever try the trials?
Now, in order for you to actually be able to compete
in the trials, you can't be a PVP-er.
I mean, you can, but like the PVE lobbies
is just the easiest way to,
to do trials. So it's like you got to choose between doing trials and PvE lobbies or PvE-ing
or PvP-ing, sorry. So I'm not going to do that.
Okay, you have to choose one or the other. That's why I believe there should be two separate
Trials one for PvP one for PvE, but you know obviously that will make people want to PvP more and
Ruin the game streamers ruining the game whatever whatever whatever
Yeah, I got an update
In the chat here, okay first time chatter
Bro my teammate shrooms like y'all and then ran away like a bitch GG though
Yes suck my dick
Well, ban that motherfucker.
Gigi, by the way.
Dude, you know what it is, man. And I think Genji probably deals with this too. It's the damn peanut, bro.
That motherfucker playing with him.
I, you know, playing with Summit, I got a lot of stream snipers, but not to this degree.
I mean I can't play the fucking game anymore. I was playing with TeeFoo. My man had 20,000 viewers on Twitch
and who knows how many on on YouTube and he was saying and I quote punch I don't know what it is
but when I play with you I run into more cheaters than anyone else. I run into more strange typeers than anyone else.
Now why is that Tim? It ain't because it's organic. It's because I'm friends with an armless, legless
bitchless peanut that's why yeah well when I put returner it feels like a
whole different game so I can imagine peanut yeah no idea but we're getting
we're getting streams night by Brazilians on Brazillian service holy
Holy shit.
What the fuck is that?
That peanuts worldwide.
It's like everybody gets their families on.
They do, but it's insane.
Downlay.
Oh, right here.
Coming up.
Another one got him.
Two on him on top.
I think I feel this crack.
I'm dead.
I might run up behind us.
Okay.
One knocked.
Can I get you close?
They killed that guy.
I'm holding top.
Got one?
I need to look.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I need to get the guy from stairs.
Yeah, I'm here.
Can you just come back up?
You're not close in here. Last one's up.
You're gonna go up? Yeah.
He ran. Hard ran.
Where'd he go?
Is he running on your side or not? No, not on my side.
Where the fuck did he go?
Did he jump down?
Did you get both focus? No, he's still here. He's still here.
Is he tucked in the corner?
Yeah.
We missed that.
They don't believe he didn't shoot.
Freak it.
Uh, explains it.
I'm going on top of the roof to look around.
Watch yourself. Watch your toes. Watch your toes.
Was that one team or two?
One team.
one team. I think he was the first guy who ran up to the staircase and was wrapped around.
Team of three kids. Wait, I just got a first time trinket. I've never got this. First wave
rations. I've never got this one. The little box? You've never seen that? No, not a single
time. Oh, it's a quest item. Oh, I probably haven't been there. Here we go. This Jay just
said you guys come to our servers, Brazilian, kill our people and scream USA, USA, USA,
come on.
Hey, man.
I haven't had a shot on these guys.
See you out here.
We also say, hey, man, bro, see you.
Hey, you shooting?
Hey, bonus.
You didn't shoot a hutch, right?
I was shooting up top.
above those are my shots
uh... did you get the pop
not only are you know that
the
that route on the ground up there now
all share on the team front door right now
One knocked.
Two dead.
Nice, nice, nice.
Was that a slur?
I didn't hear, I was too busy blasting.
I couldn't hear it.
Opposite side, let's wait to loot these guys.
Come, come, come, come, come.
side, jump up, jump up on cat, let's go back inside, flip around
yep
on cat, James, I think we might be able to get shots here
Let's go.
Running.
Probably dropped.
Yeah.
Right here, buddy.
That team gotta be careful of flight though
Running left running left running left
right
right guys me
right guy
he didn't die brother what is happening
coming down to you genji
top top top top top right here
Oh, not good.
Oh, that's good. Oh, wonderful.
Oh, that's great.
Well, that's not good. That's not good, guys.
That's not good at all.
awesome. What's the ETA up there? How you doing, Baba?
Oh, okay.
Shit.
to take high on me again
of
the
and I'm shorter bug oh I'm shorter bug fuck
Where is he?
I can't be Jesus!
Holy fuck.
Did you take your mask today?
Yes.
I can't always stand.
I have no ammo.
You're cooking hutch, you're cooking!
What'd you say?
I need help!
Where you at?
I'll come help you.
I'm right here.
Come here man.
Let me give you a little kiss.
I'll give you a kiss.
Fuck it, yes!
I
She might just hit a max wind brother. Yeah, you get rich right now. Yeah, not really
Oh
oh my shield broken mother fucker bro
also there's a team at hatch yeah
fuck they're running to you now
Also, yeah
Hey, go ahead type it pull up the stream if she all like the YouTube like the YouTube
Hit the like button man. It's a light button. I
Mean hot you would join your thing there, bro. You were cooking
weep weep
almost almost them
I always a pleasure.
Yeah, I mean, I run down one guy all the fucking time, not thinking about there being maybe
one more on the team, of course.
Hell, I send it down a ramp chasing one guy, fuck yeah.
Yeah, dude.
More people being alive?
Nah.
Ah, no way.
Damn, man.
and TNT.
You've got coins. I've got weapons.
No, we didn't have much stuff. We just bro, we're not living right now. It's not making
out of rain. So we're dwindling. We're dying. We're losing everything. I should have I should
have dropped way faster. I think the play there was as I dropped down and then I immediately
I immediately shed weight, like right then and then,
right then and there.
Do you want to get down?
I
YouTube like the street
U-Haul
No, Hunch
Yes, sir
Remember a while back when I when I beat your ass
Someone ah some recorder down we got that flight if you check this for
Well, what is this bro?
Yeah, don't act like you don't know though
I
Channels
I just watch
No, I probably would have been dead after the first four seconds
Like that little motherfucker did I did I was moving quick
I
See if you ever been in a fight. Oh, no
No, I did Brazil Jitsu for three days
Yep, and then I was scared I was gonna like fuck up my hand so I stopped going
Yep
You're basically a trained professional.
100%?
100%.
Alright, Sarendipitous Raid, I did have to enable the tech.
These raids do not feel organic, and we are night time damn.
Bet.
I'm good, we're gonna have to tag it up the rest of the day.
Just too many people.
Too many people.
I've seen enough give Sim John Jones yep
Did you get super three days basically Chuck Norris? I mean you might actually be a great
fight or some I mean the airflow that you're getting into the lungs I mean you're you probably
able to last for the entire fight like you wouldn't I hear you ever get tired I
hear you but I have asthma how do you have asthma you sure you haven't breathed
in like a chair got stuck in there or something no I got big nostrils but the
lungs don't work oh shit yeah true you got a you got a great cold air intake
But the engine's just not up standard.
I mean, I got an Haylor, you saw that I approved.
Come on, ready to go.
Yeah, that's them did get nerfed.
I got nerfed IRL.
Unbelievable.
I faked an asthma attack to get out of the trial once.
There you go.
Yeah, I was trying out for basketball in middle school and I hated it.
I didn't know what I was doing because I never played so I faked an asthma attack and then I still made the team in the next step.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, I had to do a band in middle school and I told him I had asthma so I can't play the trumpet and I'm in choir.
I told him it's in choir, you're in choir!
Bro, you had your orchestra band or choir and that band shit was way too hard.
That was the choir.
I
See I don't even know
I kind of just I moved my lips
Nothing was coming out
Man, that's awesome. You do look like a little choir boy
Dude, we had to bro. We had to man. That's awesome. Oh, look at fucking hated it
Gingy you ever get a fight
Like when I was like I knew it I knew it. I knew you whoop some bitches ass. I knew it
And so I told him to if I fought him in one if you leave me alone and he said yes
And I ended up breaking
Oh my god!
His leg?
Yeah, I just kicked him. I don't know if he knows what he's doing.
Oh, basting him!
I mean, break the leg!
Oh my god!
I never even got another fight ever again.
Yeah, I wouldn't fight you!
What a way! Are you saying Genji?
Yeah, she broke that motherfucker's leg!
We ain't messing with her!
I'm not gonna get broken now, but...
Oh my god!
That's awesome, what about you hot shit?
Man shit, I've dabbled in both sides of winning and losing many of times.
We had team and sip long enough, I've won plenty and lost even more, you know, as you
do as you should. I even find
someone who's like down to fight you're like six foot eight. Well, growing up you
would think being the biggest would deter, but obviously there's always older
kids. So I was like that very large young kid and everyone wanted a piece of the pie
and you know I also have anger issues so I'd give it to them and I'd usually
lose until I started winning and then I hit a growth spurt.
You try to fight me, but I'm fucking running away, six foot eight?
Oh no.
I wasn't always that shit.
You know, I used to be just smaller and rounder, you know, and then I got larger and larger
and larger.
You know, I think it's kind of like a superpower.
We can go up there and send it.
I'm in.
I think we win.
Wait, up top?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
fuck. Oh, the maze if it goes south it's gonna go south quick. I got teammates out. I can't
throw it you're gonna have to.
I'm just here to kill him, kill him, kill him!
Good luck guys.
Hutch, we're shitting on that.
Yeah, well the falling part wasn't really expected there, can't lie to you.
Well, dude, there was a guy hiding in the side cubby.
Yeah, I know, but when you throw the T-nades in,
you're supposed to throw it and it explodes as we need it.
Yeah, I knew you.
I kind of fucked that up.
I think I have to set it up there and try to evade my T-nades.
No, no, no, you don't have to, you don't have to.
I would, yeah, just skip.
I will.
I think I have to try.
That's the last blank I'm on. I gotta go last. I cannot go first.
I cannot go first.
Why? You don't you don't cover the bull cut?
No, it's funny.
One to one, a representative.
Oh, shit.
I'm going up.
There's no way.
I'm going to go get a DC.
I'm going to get a DC.
I'll be right back.
Damn, man. Fuck.
A little quick move.
Why do you sleep?
Get hutch back in.
That's not good.
Sorry, hutch.
please please don't beat me up
Oh, please don't aggro.
Aw, man.
I know.
Oh, shit!
Aaaaaaand...
You're right.
Oh, much. You gotta forgive me.
He's still AFK.
Yep, I opened his chat, someone said trade sin for Tifu. Yep, we're fucked.
Well...
Tifu would have had his trade there. Am I right, chat?
Now, same as the same national anthem?
Ah, shits.
We call on Hutch for that crazy call to go up top, what do you say?
Yeah.
I think we blame Hutch.
I didn't even know there was people up there, to be honest.
Oh shit, we're dead?
Sorry, I got DC and I parlayed it with taking a shit.
We're dead?
Damn it.
How long did we die?
I'm back.
What happened?
We got out nice
No, we did not
All right guys we got turn this boat around I'm losing everything
I'm almost out of herbals
fuck
Well, that was on me
No more crazy stuff. We got to play the game sitting on right-hand corners not moving
Electric gameplay here we go
Wait, so did you know that there was people up there? Yes
But I must have been not been listening but I thought we were gonna need it and
There was no day and then my teammate abandoned me in a time of need
shit for me
still at the bottom whenever you died what happened I was at the bottom when
you died oh that's good wonderful what a treat what a delight
time to stop up bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Chad, I saw Timmy was gambling today.
How's he doing?
Is he up or down?
Need something?
Hello, DC.
Crashing to the raid!
Oh, he was up and now he's back to normal, got it.
Got it!
You're over snow is this still snowing where you're at gap Jesus fuck that buddy
For the white bags right there, that's our coffee
Escalation mark coffee in the chat if you want to try something today. It's fucking awesome. Oh, I see it
Look how cool this bag is
Check that out. Pretty cool, right? It's what I drink every morning. It's so good.
But my wife has been getting Starbucks lately. Unbelievable.
Unknown. First time don't know. Thanks for the good vibes.
watching after arcing with peanut and the stream time fits my schedule better just split with my
girl for the seven years she's been a good escape thank you well fuck her she didn't deserve you
she didn't deserve you at all and i also heard she probably smells like oatmeal after the breakup
you know what congratulations on freedom my friend enjoy it live life get in the gym get
get swole, get massive, get bitches.
Good for you.
It's a good thing, it ain't a bad thing.
It's a good thing.
Her loss.
Oh, I still got some coffee left there.
Great song for the Dodo.
Baby don't hurt me.
I just realized just now that my gift is and my alerts in general.
have not been updating the entire stream for the last hour that's oh wow oh shit I missed a lot
that makes a lot of sense I was wondering why nobody nobody subbed in an hour I
I just just kind of thought that everybody was doing something else I don't know thank you everyone
for the subs and the donos. I'm sorry I missed them. Can we get just W's and all
chats for all the subs, all the super chats, all the love. I'm sorry I missed
them. I apologize sincerely. I love you all. W's and all chats. W's and all chats.
sorry everyone all right team are we ready to start winning and I'm tired of
losing we don't know we don't win we don't keep winning we don't get tired
of winning our inventories are gonna be full we're gonna be multi-billionaires
we're gonna invest in a crypto coin we're gonna roll that bitch and we're
gonna be quidrillionaires it's the vines wait I lose you on the last part okay
good good good good good good good good well symphonies already half armored
I love you bitch I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch
Saw that? You saw that? Players down-lane.
Alright so, kind of a shitty spot.
Hmm, let's shoot these.
all right
all just still up they haven't came under i think they're waiting for us
behind as well
yeah
watch out Jinjin just take a step to your left
alright they're on jump
I
See where you play you play a corner, okay? Yeah
Yeah, one's on jump up you take that wall take that wall
You can't ride in the drops.
He actually got stuck in the platform below, sir.
It's going to be lovable. Nice.
Where's my ammo?
Do you want to do one more top set, such?
Yeah, I'm going to come back in.
Excuse me a second.
Don't re-wall for a moment.
Yeah, I'm going to loot this guy.
Freak it as expected
if you can pull another team here I'm dead
give me bikes me bikes me bikes I dropped there just there everywhere so
good luck jumping reset if you can as a guy on me down below sim guy on me down
I'm below the same guy all the way down is he falling dude?
Yeah.
What are we doing what are we fucking doing am I playing so well?
I'm not my best hot I swear man I swear you mutated hot I swear damn it
So keep you didn't drop there you're alive
Fuck
Shit, I don't know
I'm going back to the right.
I'm going forward to the left.
Back to the right.
Is he throwing?
Well knocked up.
Nice.
Ah, bit you on me, bit you on me.
I'm going to go get batteries while they're doing this.
I can't watch.
I cannot watch.
I'm going to go do a battery run.
We're down horrendous.
We are down astronomical.
Astronomical.
Oh fuck chat let me know if they die. I'll run out of the red. Let me pull Sim up up here.
Oh my god, oh my god. I need teammates. I need teammates. I need the necessities to 1v3. That
is what I need. I need teen aides, I need her daddies, I need it all.
I grab some shields, some fint, let's go get her running real quick while they're doing
their thing.
what is right what is wrong oh my oh my god
Let me grab this.
Oh, I don't need this right now.
Alright, let's get in there and hopefully get something.
Hopefully get a couple of, uh, a couple of, uh, pulsarsize.
Grab a little of this, grab a little bit of that.
And
I know blizzard conditions expected oh my gosh yeah GG's GG's
plays.
Well, I'm mainly just one
processors right now. I need
teammates. I'm literally just
one V three like I'm just I'm
just getting ran down by free
$5 and gummy bear thing for the 14 she'll get some processes
Maybe we'll just take the group to Stella.
Those shoddy only Stella runs for a little bit.
Might be the move.
of
the U.S.A. U.S.A.
What a great game
Yeah, the processes are for our teenage
It's all we need bro
Teenage would have cracked all those kind of cats and they wouldn't have been able to literally push me for absolute free
The women's talking team was just warming up that Canadian ass for an ass whooping on
the men's side.
they let the charge
th
was but what the fuck was that guys he had a gun he threw it in a bush that you
guys didn't you guys didn't see him throwing in the bush I know but he had
a gun who's gonna have my back in the court case who's gonna have my back
y'all saw the gun didn't you I saw the gun I saw the gun y'all saw the gun
There was a gun there at one point. He shot first. Keep your distance, it's a poor-
Ooh, five processors score?
Beautiful run.
Beautiful run, exactly what the doctor ordered.
Let's do a couple more of these.
I got them pulled up top.
A beautiful.
Ten processors, that's ten T-nates, and a shit ton of batteries.
I don't know where the hell he's been.
She just got on!
Whaaaaaat?
Yeah, we can pick up Clokesy, whatever Genji calls it.
I think she's still gonna be on for a little bit though.
To an RP stream, I would rather die.
You mean what Sim calls it?
I don't know whoever stopped playing first.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm going to shoot.
Please no, Mr. Spider, please no.
I'm gonna shoot!
Whenever you wanna move, game, that'd be great.
He's still alive.
Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.
The great game we play man, this body is created a random wall right here and you can't move around it and you just gotta sit here and you gotta try and move around it and clip through this random fucking body here.
Look at this, look at this, it's the reason why we're dead, look.
Look at this shit.
Viva Brasil!
Help me!
Wheeze!
Wilt!
Traffin!
What?
I'll tell you!
Eva!
Help me!
I took them!
I hate it bro. I hate it. Never again. Oh my god.
I
I'll keep it short. What's up? They just died I really just what what happens there's more
The team is dead cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
I gotta go off the ledge right here to the left. The team is dead
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Maybe they won't see us here
Oh
This is good, this is good, this is good. I the only problem is there's no hatch key
It's a it's an irate and we're gonna have to go all the way to water
It'll take so long I'm just dying
Well, it doesn't sound like it ended well.
Hachi was going great.
You have no idea what just happened.
Yeah.
I have 9,602 damage raiders, 7,000 knockout raiders.
I had 14 knocked out kills.
It was a punching bag.
Including the next six people that were on us.
Oh, my god.
Why went to Stella and got teenage?
Cuz that's the only way to win right now
I touch dude. I'm sorry, bro. Dude. If you didn't fall down we had you but there's no way I don't understand how these motherfuckers
Ran at me across the hallway for free. I
Mean, I was getting picked down
Like a cake at a fat camp
for a while
Also, can one of you guys invite me back man's actually I'm about you guys
I
Don't want you to be mad at me. I yeah, I tried everything there hodge up
I got some teammates. I want to stand like I'm some teammates ready for success now
Dude, I even have 31 damage to players like what?
how I
Don't know how I have that much when I was down the whole time
Thought you should have seen it, but we were putting in work. Well, you should have seen it. Really?
No, no, no, Sim was. I was just a human punching bag that literally said shoot here and then let Sim kill you.
Yeah, yep, yep, yep.
Why say we slow it down a bit, go to a couple different maps, slow it down just a wee bit.
Oh, I forgot I had trigger names.
Oh my God, I had trigger names the whole time.
I did not use them.
I'm a fucking idiot.
Do you hot?
Yes, sir.
I
Bum bum bum
You too like the street
Oh, I bring six sugar grenades in every red hot just gets expensive bro. It's expensive. I just I literally just went to Stella
That's why I left. I just muted went and did one run got 18
processors went back in
you so I don't know if is it the new
Backpack attachments that is causing you know how like the dead Raiders on the ground where you'll go to move around them
And there's just like an invisible wall on their body. Have you seen that?
That just happened to me while I was in a fight and
He had the new baseball
Trinket I think it has something to do with the new trinkets
that has like this wall on them and
and uh, now I got killed by a volcano.
GGs.
Alright, hear me out, hear me out.
We turn the crossplay back on.
I never turned it off.
Well, whoever has it off, I guess turn it on.
I- I didn't turn it off at all.
Suggestion seven, Squidward, good!
Hey, who's got- is this crossplay disabled?
Oh, I still got it on.
I have mine on. I don't know.
It says cross play on on my screen.
Boy, it's definitely off because every single recent is steam only.
Weird. I don't know.
It says it's on. Yeah, it's off on your brother.
And then it says on right here.
Yeah, sir. You idiot.
It's awesome. What do you mean? It says it's off. It's on.
Alright, ready? I need to murder people. Alright, re-invite me.
Hey, now it says on. What?
Might have been a bug. A little key. Probably a bug, yeah.
I thought it was a bug. Oh, I
thought this whole time.
You just wanted it on because
once once we joined the trio or
wanted it off. Let's join the
trio and bug done.
That's why I really I was like,
is there tech with cross play?
Weird. I don't know.
I
Turned Genji up a bit. Yeah, there we go. There you go my friend
Are you 64 audio headphones
I'm going to go back to the
Super chat. Yeah, 64 audio.
Buckle Ram, O A G luck and
better man. Thank y'all for
the subs. Welcome back and
welcome gummy bear. Thank you
for the 14 months.
But you got to be Irish. I am
over,
celebrate.
You've turned into a full rat.
Well, you have to nowadays, man.
We haven't had one late raid today by the way.
We have had all early thrash off the fucking grill raids every single one.
And we have died in every single one of them.
We've died every time.
Damn it!
But we changed it right down!
We flipped this ship, we've turned it around and we dominate!
Can I get an amen?
Lock in!
Two and a half hours of warm ups.
Fifteen minutes of second and now we're ready to finish off these raids on a high note
Even though we just started the stream. Let's go
All right, we need to get hot shit. Oh good right here. Oh
20 minutes beautiful
I
Not be the punching bag this time
That's face Jesus on us. I will shit my pants on stream
Now we just kill real quick. It is slowly dude. I think sim used like ten D-fibs on me
No, it wasn't that any it's just one or two
What three?
More four or six sounds.
Oh, this time I didn't bring any Kruger names.
All right, we got people below.
just shot a robot down below
close
yep
oh mother fucker
on
just jumped out of the door
what?
right here
already on us
Nice one shot. Nice, good decent. Nice.
Nice, good.
Alright, let's go there.
Nice.
Got you guys.
Nice job. Nice job. Nice.
I want to play the game!
I'm walling off behind you guys.
Did you get the first full kill?
Yeah, yeah, I first one full.
I slide out, try to take one singular shot,
jolted, or whatever the fuck I was,
shot, granaded.
Goodness gracious, man.
I just wanna play the game.
I just wanna play the game!
are you running no I just heard someone run
loaded my guy I'm getting processors
Wait, it's taking down the thing.
You ready?
Right here.
Right there.
Just run on it.
Oh, not there on me.
They're bashing me.
I mean, no, I can't!
There we go.
I can't hold that thing.
Oh
Pushing one pushing
Great job
Yes, he's dead. Oh my god
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Sorry about that, guys.
They're all good.
You're all good.
They did not know that they were literally at the door right next to me.
I thought they were at your door.
I cannot believe you clutched that.
Good work.
Take care.
I indeed was the punching guy.
You can't.
The balance.
This whole thing should be.
Yeah.
This whole thing should be.
Well, my, uh, Ven has a purple handle on it.
Oh, good.
I'll get him back.
Yeah.
This fucking guy has, what, almost 1,300 hours in this game?
Is this your body?
Yeah, it's more than me.
Um...
I can't switch to you for some reason so I can't see what body you're on I'm bugged I have been in me earlier
Yes, that is my body sure yeah
Are we I think we're missing one of these guys
That's him right here noise. No, not him. Freak it.
elevator shaft shadow remissing on the door there's one behind the door behind
the door like over here
I mean when someone says poor Genji used to running at a different level means
I literally play with you and he not like I don't know what don't pay attention to him. He just hate me
They hate us cuz they ain't us
Dreamer in your chat
It was my chat
I caught you chat. What the heck? Oh, this is loot it's them. Hold on. Do we look this guy?
No, I'm gonna do them. I'm gonna do them for it. I think
So
Check that elevator chef, right? Yeah. Well, no, we'll leave no I
Think I'm gonna let me pay attention to them don't pay attention to them
It is a bunch of heathens in this chat budget. He's a reset. Yeah, I'm
I
Would do I was going last night I was doing like just random games with
Squads I was taking in the bullet and I was smoking people with the burlados. Well, that is good. It's just it's just not better than the Vinnie
Yeah, it's like the bobcat bobcats good. It's just not better than a shotgun. All right, let's go some
I'll kill this drum.
You're at this extract.
They're peeking.
I am fighting that Sam, we're leaving, let's go.
We ain't fighting that.
Alright.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, what's up, baby?
all right
he's a fluffy
we say wait for
i'm trying to figure out what a community trains
and so the more it is that your community gets the more stuff that they
resubs given out randomly amongst the community
Wait, it gives away subs.
No, not subs.
Emotes.
Sorry.
Emotes.
That's a scam train.
Kind of, yeah.
Golden Cat was better.
Gotcha.
Anna!
All right, I have your guns, Gensh.
Let's go!
Thank you so much.
Chatter, I give back the tour with the blue choke and the purple stalker, do I keep that one?
Thong, are you listening to, Hutch?
Talk to me! Woooo! Talk to me!
We need more guns, smart toys.
Yes?
Um, was it just a Benny that you got or did you get my shotgun too?
I got the shotgun as well.
Oh, hell yeah.
Thank you very much.
Yep.
Get those drums, Dale!
Oh, I needed that I injected into my veins put it in a serum put it in a used fit needle
and stick it in me!
Ba-ba-ba!
What the fuck?
Well, Q got cancelled.
Destination is no longer available.
We go again!
No, we're not going to Bird City!
No!
I refuse to go to that map!
No Bird City!
Sim hides the map with his camera and his nose.
because birds said he's fathomless, off profits.
We tried to do night raids, we all died.
We all are perished.
no longer with us
Jason!
what's going on?
uh, did you drop the guns anywhere?
aw, aw, no
why are you sweating? I was watching cars
no, I like buried city, I just don't like buried city
well you said it, how far are you all the way out there already?
cause I'm quick
I might have scared the blue choke eventually off the shotgun. Do you see what we're dealing with?
You just
I left the purple grip the purple stock
Blue choke of the state are you not? Oh
Oh this chat that's fucked up. What a wrap.
Unbelievable. Get on him, Simchat. Get on him.
Hey, it's okay. I can make more.
Cancel him. Alright.
Get his ass.
some things i grew up with the queen yes, mm-hmm, probably us.
Somebody was over there
You might actually be doing it
Red bottom autumn zips
Oh, maybe we go over there, see what's crackleacking.
See what happened in Wales.
Let's go team!
Sim keeps on hiding the map, it's okay, it's alright.
I got something that you go like.
To be honest, I don't think his chat is the one who is trying to get in a rage every single
game.
Alright.
I'm looking at you.
Oh!
Thank you, I was almost done.
Alright, hold on.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
You gonna hit me with that after full eye contact?
huh huh huh hey we hear any players CD players
nope
Oh
What do you sign to me what you're saying, I don't know
Oh shit
Inside that mark right there
Another team below us
All right, so we got a team in here
They're not the same over there
How about that way?
Come on bitch
Oh
What's up here
All right, well, I think that
Door yeah, someone's below us then another team father
we just chill for a moment yep or we push down there and kill them all
a sense of decision that's a pharaoh underneath us and he's a girl in the
harvester I said we kill him Tim come over here I'm with you did you ready
I don't know how to do this.
You got it.
Remember I died last time?
On. Right up here.
Dude.
Are you dead?
Sam, look for the other team.
Genji, if you can't get full, one of them slid all the way down.
slid all the way down I'm instantly dead one shot that's a great job come
rest other teams coming I just had on a swivel had on a fucking swivel man other
the team is going to be open and closing doors. Other teams on us, yeah.
I made a war.
Someone's currently getting away down there.
It sucks.
They're getting
shot at down below.
Someone's right above us.
I've created a fortress. We have created a fortress of protection. Yes, no. Yes.
Problem is somehow every team here is fighting us. No one's finding each other. Team up top
to shoot the guys who were in the middle of the open. It's not, not good. Welcome up,
Genji. Welcome in. Thank you. We built this fortress. Welcome to Minecraft. I see that.
We might want to loot that body sim so you can get some meds, isn't it, close?
Yeah, I'm going for it. Down below on this underneath, on that metal, there was a team
running and they were getting shot at across from Southwest.
I heard, I heard.
Or maybe it was North that they were getting shot from.
I don't know because actually he did keep running Southwest.
Take down this wall.
Holy fortress.
Alright, well, we still have a team I think right here just not moving.
and a team of bubbles.
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh wait, maybe this was the team that went underneath?
I'll see, Blake.
Check this with me.
I
Think they're just gone
Well, yeah, we still got one on that roof for sure
You think I'm the roof for sure. Yeah
We go clear
Not from that way. Hmm. I don't know. I don't know where to clear from to be honest
We're gonna get you know all the way down to the other side of the hallway. I guess sandwiched
I'm gonna take a peek ready to snap ups in triple snap triple snap
Okay, what the fuck is going on?
There was nine teams here and everybody left.
Did you ever see him top or just hear him?
Heard him top.
Like one billion percent.
You don't think he could have been below?
Oh, maybe the fight moved over there.
Aw, dude, I'm pissed.
other guys called out man damn it that's a light pole
well if you guys want to find a swamp we can grab my walls real quick
is that a dead player? Wait! He is dead! They just fall down! Get him out!
Oh shit. Are you guys coming over here? Yeah, yeah, we're coming. On our way.
Excellent. One of them. Nice.
It's all one raw.
I'm just farther back. I'm pushing up left.
Correct one looking
You're looking
Yeah, I saw that
I'm just farther back
Oh my gosh, there's a guy.
Oof.
Running.
Running one in here.
One of them's lit.
They're getting nice change of shots.
Run over to Houston.
He's getting reds right now.
Got an eight this corner.
Nice change.
One of them's dead in here.
Oh look, I got him.
I got him.
Put them dead in here
How did that guy come from well done for sure another team outside probably tempest team careful
Refound real quick
Shutting doors oh
Volcano for
Very good
We're running up underneath
Probably they might take the zip up
But I heard metal first split
Careful on boost up then maybe I don't know
Not to not know
I
Got no info
Right I will just heal yeah, I did I did
Weird.
Metal for a split second could be underground, but they're not.
Let's go over there and loot this chest, y'all.
One pound of fish.
I mean, not to you.
I'm gonna take a look. One pound of fish.
I
Yo smoke even itself, baby, I appreciate you may welcome you should grab these walls. You want to protect me real quick?
yep
And Genji, I heard you had a bobcat on the stage, do you not?
Yes, I do. Congratulations
Thank you. Thank you. Unlike a volcano and a bobcat. That's kind of crazy
I don't even know if my guy had a gun my guy the fucking anvil four
You know anvil three and a bug cat three is what my guy had
And so Sam got the rich one
She the rich keep getting richer chat unbelievable
Don't shoot!
Alright.
Wanna go to the Goop Tower, see if there's any teams there, grab processors, and leave?
Let's do it!
On the way.
I've heard you're concerned about putting the stack.
On the way.
I have low peanuts and infection.
He's infected our minds.
Can't stop thinking like him. I can't stop talking like him. I got no control over my body.
Remember, still gonna tip his team on the map, unless they left.
That's the map potentially. Yeah, potentially.
I
Drop down coming if it lets me my goodness
Coming all the way down probably gonna die here
What's up? What's up?
Playing my life.
That's one.
Good.
On me?
Can't help right now, Sam.
Closer me.
Coming.
Nice.
It's right here! Right here!
What the fuck was that?
Wait, you know what, Sam?
There's a whole other team up top.
We can work together.
top team kill these motherfuckers oh they're just sitting there what they'll
leave us out Brazilian
good sir good sir listen wait wait wait wait wait wait that team that you killed
great kills they're a bunch of fucking rat dog bitch ass hose and Viva Brazil
Help us, help us!
We're gonna get him!
I would have been fucking crazy.
I would have been crazy.
No, give me back my name immediately.
I just got desynced so hard I should have never died.
Help! Help! Help!
Please, please!
Go, go, go!
Damn it.
I'm gonna die.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, Tim's crawling out. He's gonna get out of here.
U.S.A. some Stella yeah I might be the move bro too many rats everywhere bro
Just rat after rat after rat after rat you cannot go anywhere without a full
team sitting there right now peaking a fucking one as I work in ginger you get
now I don't know there's a lot of people around me I'm calling it a hatch it's
looking good it's looking good I'm so happy for you
well they just sit they sit but I can't because there's literally people
Set up roadblocks, and they just shoot people in the back. That's all this team is or all these these teams are some friendly
shit
Watch I think I'm out of here, bro. I
Think so too my guy read me and then shot me and didn't kill me
So I just started rolling like crazy, bro
And I did I go to push you mean I go to push your guy
and I'm not kidding you by the time my role finished I was already dead I didn't
even get to shoot you should have seen how bad I got the same film it was
fucking crazy yeah I just I love how there's 13 minutes left in the game
there's a full team sitting top bridge not moving holding right-hand peaks on
a snap hook I don't understand this game is turning into Tarkov where it's like
You play one side of the map, you finish that one side of the map, you just have to leave.
Yep.
I think they're running away.
You gotta start moving, I don't know if you got time.
Seven minutes, oh no.
Yeah, you gotta start cruising, girl.
Wait, that's actually gonna be close, seven minutes.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
There was someone in front of me as soon as I started moving.
Good news is your full health on that first cross.
You might be okay, but it should be close.
I just like, why are they still here?
I got a strategically positioned here, because they're gonna come to this hatch.
Oh.
Wait, they might be going to the actual extract.
Does JT have a hatch waiting on them?
I think they did.
They were shooting stuff over there.
Oh, what the-
No, I think those guys are sure to have it.
I don't think so.
Like, we just got third in and they have the first-
I'm starting to feel bad.
Yeah, I'm no longer going to be in the front.
Sam, you're the new leader of the squad.
Tired of dying first.
Shit was that it's no, I'm not mad at you. I'm just I had bro. I'm just getting fried and stank
What did you just snap up behind you otherwise? I think I heard something. Yeah, I think you you better start cooking bro
No, what's that was that I heard
I was literally I just opened up my Twitter and I saw that I guess one of the Canadian
hockey players was like, I'm actually kind of surprised I made it.
or the Canadian hockey players is like, yeah,
you guys know who the better team is.
Today doesn't show who the better team is.
You guys know who the better team is
or something like that.
Fuck you, buddy.
Hold that silver, bitch boy.
Hold it, hold it tight.
Put it in a safe.
Push it.
Hold that.
You went safe.
going to keep going up once the new Samsung battery comes to market it takes one kilogram
of silver to make one.
God tier, what the hell are you talking about?
What the hell are we talking about?
I don't know.
did
or hotch
We need to get a good rate immediately. I've been just dying on repeat like all day long you guys get out
I died. It's just i'm fucking hating it
I shit
I'm loving that you guys are living but i just plenty of time left in the day hotch don't worry. I'm just getting my murder on repeat
I
Shit
Would you grub it now I got some Chinese food good for you
Great to be brutal I mean it's just where we're in the fight
We're in the front. We're getting laced with bullets and we don't have enough health to clutch up
But we have, if I had a dollar every time today,
that I got zero health right before the fight began,
and then one pump, or one clip, or one headed,
or one whatever, I would have, I'd be a multi-millionaire.
I'd be a multi-millionaire in space dollars.
I'd have 100 million space dollars.
I'm just getting absolutely fried to start every fight,
and I'm fighting on my back heels, and it sucks dick.
So I'm gonna make Sim go forward. Sim is the new leader of the squad. I can't do it anymore.
I hate Ant. I also just... wait, what did I just do? That's what I did.
That's not good. I have nine batteries left.
You know what that means. We're going home, Sim.
It's time, huh? Shit's time!
It is time.
You look ready for an opening.
Spongebob, where you coming?
You're a dumb ass mod on twitch banned me for saying that this chat is cringe today and I'm a sub
Well, you should have watched your fucking mouth if thought about that son you should have shut up
Get a watch then
Yeah, obviously
Say something wrong
I re-evaluate yourself
Enjoy the youtube chat now.
To be honest, kind of a promotion.
Heyo!
Somebody say oh!
Oh, these raids have sucked gig today.
I need to go and look at the, uh, I want to go and look at the raid recaps and see how many times I have died in a row.
It has been astronomical levels of loss. Astronomical levels.
We're home! We're home!
Sam you're on methamphetamines if you think I'm going first you go ahead son
We're going for batteries wherever
Wait, didn't she say she needs batteries or no she did
If the batters are quick they would be VP
I
They just reached right above the up heard
First I'm back and back. Oh shit. She's not here
I don't like shooting anyone right now, are you?
No, we're shooting a shred now.
Oh, there's a lot of shots going on in the middle.
Yeah, just come on over.
Which one did you break all right
There's sons and batters
Oh, thank you.
Well, I'm staying here.
All right, I'll take you somewhere.
That's crazy.
Dude, what are they doing to this fashion?
Oh, shit.
He's the hell out there, what it sounds like.
Oh, these batteries in my container.
Oh, um, I'd rather be on fire.
I think I'm going to find out a super chat.
Oh, man.
I'm going to be honest.
I love you, but I ain't sayin' nothin' I don't know what it means 100%.
I'm checkin' this fashion.
I learned that when I was learning Spanish. You think you're saying I love you little do you know you talk about somebody's mama
Yeah
The shots.
Okay.
Come on.
Should we rest a little?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just didn't want to go out of the way.
What do you mean?
Oh, no.
I'm coming.
Those guys, I almost killed both of those guys out there.
They're not guys, they just have chickens.
They're all cornered.
13 days to be gone.
Oh fuck points our case room ones inside zip
I'm challenging bottom door here
Hey, Res.
I think we're gonna let him go.
Knocked him again.
Knocked two.
Bottom door coming up, bottom door coming up.
Come on, Sen. Keep coming up. I killed that thing.
There's a guy above.
He's up in the door box, coming down from there.
I can only have a bastion, fucking me in the ass.
Oh, he's not, he's not, he's just, he's right there.
He's, there's two people in the doorway right now.
At the metal stairs.
They're going down the catwalk.
right there one at this door he's pushing out of the door
one's pushing down to you yeah you guys are great players and definitely some of
Look at the dead guys man, there's plenty of loot, it's been a bad day.
Stop it, how do you look?
In the door, in the door!
Mommy!
I'm not with that guy!
I'm not with that guy, come on!
Yes!
What just happened, Tudge?
Oh no, I killed so many.
Oh my, this is fucking...
Pooing!
Yo, knack with the 50 gifted, mommy!
Bro, chat, I don't I don't know what to do man. I
Don't know what to do. I truly I'm at a loss for words
I don't know what more I can do.
I don't know how to fix it.
I don't know.
I mean, it's just team after team after team.
I killed one team.
Another team pushes me.
I killed that.
What do we got to do here, bro?
Brother, I don't know, man.
I don't want to tweet back.
I don't know man. I don't know. Oh, no. I don't know bro. I don't know what to do
I don't know what more I can do. I don't know what I don't know what had happened was. I don't know. I
don't know
It's a curse. It's a curse Sunday
And on the Lord's Day that the demons are out on the Lord's Day
I don't know
Listen, I know you hate these things, Sam.
But we can't play on NA servers.
We just can't.
What?
We can't.
Bro, by second spawn, everyone on the map
is there for one reason.
And it is to divide our cheeks and to crawl
into our chocolate star.
That is it.
It's the only reason they're there.
They're not there to play the fucking game.
No, they are there for one reason and one reason at all.
And that's killing us.
And obviously, Sam, we ain't good enough to fucking kill them.
Let me go ahead and read you out, my codex.
Let me go ahead and read this out to you.
Knocked out, knocked out, survived, knocked out,
survived, this is a solo.
Knocked out, knocked out, knocked out, knocked out,
knocked out, knocked out, knocked out, knocked out.
I enjoy watching you man, you're doing a good job.
Chin up, also Jinji is a cool guy.
Well, when you put it like that.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anymore.
Read yours. No. What did Nate win it on?
Oh, what the traffic?
I'm in hell
Somehow these rates are I think we need a jam session. I'm not I I'm not mentally able to do a jam session
I'm not mentally able to do it when we start winning more that I am losing more now than
I lose with peanut.
How is that possible?
You don't even have arms and legs to shoot the fucking gun and we win more.
I'm going to keep it a buck.
Get us off the line.
Because he has motion.
Yeah, honestly, yes, true, true, real and true, true and real.
I don't know I don't know I don't know any more about say this if I got to two gear sets
on me we're fucking out of that red I won't be staying no more oh there's a team over
there let's go push them nope I'd rather die
I in real life
Chat might be onto something changing map choice
I
Yo, thank you so much for the sub over on the tube and I appreciate you bro
Have I seen the short teaser for the new arc update yes, I have seen it
I don't know what the hell that was to be honest. I
Mean it's like I want to be excited about it, but I don't you they didn't really show anything, you know
Yo, can we get some dubbies in the chat from that coming over to 50 gifted?
Absolute legend. Am I right or am I right?
Alexander the little twilight should be trying to watch you man. You're doing a good job and Genji is a cool guy. She is
Yes, she is
Say one thing though, if I don't start living, I might crash the fuck out. I have to go do solos
I mean, I'm about to be literally out of herbals out of guns
out of batteries out of processes
Might have to take a quick hour and a half two hour loot run break
This is the one this is where it all turns around agreed
I
Leave time I best wrong sorry I leave tomorrow
shit, bro, I
Don't know I don't know
My god
I think Jinji's AFK.
I'm not.
Like that, those guys are crazy.
Oh, they're not, I gotta start.
Cracked one.
Yep.
Well, they just...
Putting barricades up top wall.
One's down here, Sam. One's on you, pushing you. Down below.
If he's flanking...
Cracked him.
Oh my gosh, that guy, they don't have a spot.
Knocked that guy.
Beautiful.
He's pushing over, he's right behind that tree.
On top.
Cracked the guy on top.
Guy on top one.
There ain't no way in space she's exactly on me right now.
Challenge up.
Got one.
Very good.
Challenge now.
Cracks.
One shot.
One, one, one, one, one.
I cannot see him.
Holy fuck.
One shot, one, one, one, one, one.
I cannot see him.
Holy fuck.
Ed, I'm gonna die in the space, Jesus. Another one on me.
Oh, it's Ben. I'm getting shot from a different...
One, two, three, different team.
I have no idea what's happening right now.
I
Oh, it's on them now
are you fucking kidding me I'm pulling out of heels oh dude
I just always the punching bag!
One's swinging out to the left.
One's over here.
one's over here
who we got a heels if anyone has extra
what are you doing you don't have defense
you don't have defense
brother brother brother
I've been getting pounded over here
you got 20 million space dollars
five bandages
um here's these bandages
here's these
right here
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck
Guys
Guys, I love everyone here. I love you. You're not leaving hatch one more. You're not leaving brother
I don't have the necessities or the facilities to play anymore. I don't have blue shields
I don't have herbals. I don't have meds. I don't have d-fibs. I don't have chinades
We have quite literally bankrupted the hudgum at bank. I am I am broke. I am poor
I am sad and I am lonely and cold. Can we try one more without cross play on?
Yeah, sure. We go back to that. Fuck it. Why not?
Health you asked me to take my fucking shirt off and fill it with bars and soap and beat the fuck out of myself with it
I'd probably listen at this point. I
Mean what though?
You have 30 million space dollars!
I've had D-Fids every single year and today I forgot a one game. You can't be on my ass.
Yeah, true.
You forget stuff every once in a while. It just happens.
You know when you're making hits over and over again?
That's what happens.
True. I mean, you're not wrong.
I've had them every single raid and I would have had them there.
I just had a little bit of a brain fart in the lobby. That's it.
That's all.
It's not like I'm just not burning out lasers.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just don't understand what's going on with you and me and Pina yesterday, we were like okay.
We were fine, we were fine.
We were fine.
Like, what is so different about today?
We were fine, I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know, but I'm poor.
I'm cold.
My blanket was stolen.
But it's just like the teams are crazy.
The blanket was stolen by another homeless man down the street.
street. I'm in pain, Chad, I'm in a lot of pain. I don't know. And like, we actually
have a player on our team that has arms and legs and that can shoot straight, you know?
What you wear if we do more with less I don't know what's going on oh my god I have regular
white bandages and I don't even want to look at them I have them and I don't want to look
at them.
Did you turn off?
Oh, okay, okay. We did.
Still around.
I
Oh
Need something
Want to receive just kidding I got none
I don't know I don't know I don't know how to fix what is happening right now I
Mean bro out of the last good team that we pushed
Like I do I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't even know what to say I
Don't even know what to say
I don't even feel like we're playing bad, but we're kind of frying a little bit.
It just doesn't matter.
We'll kill two on a three-man, we'll kill three on a three-man, we get third-party,
and it's just...
I can't heal, shoot, kill fast enough to stay alive.
I was hoping to have a good day before I leave tomorrow.
It ain't that.
like I said boys I'm gonna be on some of the chains we got I gotta go play
solos I can't do this anymore I'm losing my mind a little bit losing my mind a
little bit just the definition of insanity is happening
All right.
All right team, this is the one.
Otherwise Hutch might kill me with a gun.
Here we go.
Oh shit, I did not bring long range, this is not good.
Pretty good, you got team left, should fan out right, maybe even take this tower.
I brought a bobcat.
Oh, all right, let's go in here
Extract on the right extract extract extract. Yeah, let's go inside we'll go roof anywhere but outside
They're gonna push over if you're ready, yeah
I'm going top of the roof
Okay, yeah, just shooting it up
This is ready
over there underneath us
underneath us
yeah
I'd love to third party this if you guys are with me
I am with you
oh dad
I'm in.
Check this?
No.
Hey Reds.
I just got Reds such.
Put another one.
Yep. What do you want?
I'm in. I'm in.
I'm here now. I need help.
I'm in.
I need...
Can you just get one of those shots?
Wait, can you move over to me?
move over to me
I'm trying to run on the right side of this
oh shit oh shit
there is oh my
dude what is like what is
what is this game
Where did the guy behind me come from?
Did he tell you we love you?
Hey, how'd you know?
How'd you know, bro?
Yo, bro, give me up.
Please, please, please, no, no, no!
No, Lo, you have no idea.
I need you.
It's just like, they're stream sniping us, so what are we even supposed to do?
I'm sorry.
Come.
Oh, guys, what happened to you guys?
Dude, it's just, they're saying Genji, Genji, Genji,
like what the fuck am I supposed to be doing?
I don't even know what's me.
I just don't understand.
Like...
Well...
they're probably little pieces of fucking shit grown men watching our shit and
being scumbags that's great I love it and our graders has forsaken us they
don't care about us they hate us they don't love us anymore they think we're
pieces of shit, and they hate us.
Hey, Hodge, what's up?
Oh, I don't know, man. I knocked two.
The whole time I'm fighting, a drone has spawned and starts to shock me from behind.
You know, it's just good.
Just...
I killed one, I dropped down.
And there's a guy in that breach room that I'm trying to kill.
He's almost dead.
Then another guy just pops out of nowhere behind me up the stairs and kills me.
And then they're saying Genji.
Yeah, given that they got there and yell,
Genji, Symphony!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
JJ Symphony!
You get out much?
I got out. I got out.
Let's fucking go.
Ah, Vodger saved. We're good.
I got all of our food.
We're back. We're fucking back.
We are not back. We are not back.
No, we're about to be. We're about to be.
We are not back.
Oh my god.
is it a holiday today other than the fact that we beat team Canada is it a holiday today
chap what are these lobbies today football sunday with no football yeah i mean bro these
These lobbies are just a bunch of cold-blooded killers.
Roll up with the fuck taekwondo.
You need to warm up.
Brother we ain't missing right now. I can't lie. I don't know what more I can do. It is like kill one kill two
I do a grenade kill one kill two kill three guy to a third party. I mean I I
Don't know we're down a mill since it started today. We are down a cool in
Symphony showing timer I don't think it's that
I don't think it's that guys I
Just don't think so I just don't think so I think there's just a
Large amount of Nazi zombies coming after us, you know large amounts of zombies. We're running out. I am up
My sponsor by millen hats I wish these hats are sick
I'm going to be so hammered for the next four days.
Just playing nothing but blackjack, you know.
Large amounts of Nazi zombies and you're on round 50 with no Max ammo in sight.
Yeah, bro, just begging for a nuke to drop.
Just begging, begging for a nuke, begging for a one-tap kill,
begging for something to drop, holding the stairs
and not their taunting.
Fuck.
Instant kill.
What about poker?
Listen, bro, if you think my ass is going to be able to play poker, I'm back on my anniversary
trip with my wife.
You're on methamphetamine.
She ain't going to let me sit there for nine hours playing poker.
Are you kidding me?
Wishful thinking, son, oh, wait.
I'm a poker demon.
I love poker.
I've been playing poker since shit, man.
Long time.
Poker takes nine hours.
Well, listen, any poker player in here
will have my back on this.
Poker is a game of attrition,
and it's a game of taking stabs in great spots.
And for me, and in my experience,
I'm not a hit and dip type of guy.
I can't sit there and look another group of individuals
in the eyes as I hit trip aces on my sixth hand
and get up and leave instantly.
I mean, you want to get shanked in the parking lot?
Do that, you know what I'm saying?
Do that, you want to die, do that.
And you gotta, yeah, you gotta string them along,
you gotta set little booby traps the entire session.
That's how you get the big wins.
You gotta set booby traps.
I spent 500 bits you saw I've already my message. I'm sorry man. There's so many fucking messages.
I'm trying to read them all I swear.
While also getting my ass flipped from the inside out team directly in front of us we need to go up.
Like ASAP like put your nikes on put your healies on run and get over here
Oh god, you're all here. They're all in your life. It's all over. I don't know. I'm pushing one on you.
I
Insane what
Say something can I say something number one? Oh shit great shots
Hey, I love you. I love you too, man.
Wait, what's up?
J-G, she's running. She's running.
Kill her!
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
We won't kill her.
Was that Spanish? What'd you say?
When you turn to wildfire RP.
Wildfire? I ain't never heard of wildfire. Who's over there?
You sure it wasn't wildfire?
No, I never heard
Listen, okay. Well, okay, you go you go. What am I listening to?
Yes, I think so
It's been a rough day boys. There's a bunch of demons out here a bunch of demons. You included I
Appreciate you guys man. Thank you for the spare
Shit I must have been by the grace of God. I can't laugh out of the shots. I've seen shit
I'm gonna come to hatch. I'm gonna hit this extract. Thank you fellas. I'll come try some boys. Thank you guys
Also when we're picking the map
Symphony
Because I am Symphony
I'm even hiding my camera so they can't see when we queue. I had been hitting every game except for this one
I don't think these guys are starting to get my food. I think that they just they just know spawns and
They really came over to my hats and killed me. That's because they asked who I was playing with and I said Genji
And he said I'm gonna go say hi and shot you just say hi
Ain't hutch that's two raids in a row. Come on. We're cooking two raids in a row
Have it probably a single thing yet, but I'm living and that's a that's a win
Let's go I said my god that news
Wait, are you not taking the hatch with me? No, no, I'm sure take this extract over here. Oh, okay
Okay, okay.
What's the bad news?
You shot good and your Vinny was lost in a fire.
It's a tragic event.
Multiple lives were lost in game.
And that shot gun and that Vinny are no longer with us.
Hey, can we get some RIPs in the chat?
RIPs.
How many guns do you have in your inventory?
RIPs.
Honestly, wait, how many guns do you have in your whole inventory?
Let me take a look. Let me take a look.
I don't even think I need the guns, but you're teenage, you ain't never gonna see them again
unless they leave in my hand. And that's what love.
Well, online services are currently unavailable.
Let me tell you, let me tell you something. Let me just, let me speak. Everybody hold
the fucking phone. If I lose this kid, if I, if I lose this kid,
I will go to Twitter.
I will assemble the troops.
I will hit up all of my contacts and I will march my fat ass over to Swedenland and start
punching.
What is going on?
Oh, I got my kit back.
I got my kit back.
Did you hit retry or quick game?
Yes, I did retry.
In game, of course.
In game.
Okay.
Heather, I swear on everything.
Oh, my gosh, we're good.
I'm honestly good on shotguns and vinnies if you need these I'll bring them back to you son
But everything else I can tax I am out of trigger grenades, but you can have them
I just know I'm not gonna have any here. All right. I'll bring you I'll bring your teammates back
I need you with the trigger grenades, but don't you ask about your herbals? They gone taxes herbals you can have mommy
I can't even snap hook on top of the power without seeing the Lord
Yeah
Hiding screen
Finding screen
Finding the screen. I am as well. I will say
We got to turn cross my back on I'll keep it. Look sim. We are you are you smoking crap?
Dude yo, yo, I don't think it has changed anything. No
Well, we went through this arc. No, she turned it on
Wait, well, okay, well hold on hold on you said offer on
Or she turned it off. No, she has it on
No, I just turned it off for that one. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. All right. Sorry. I'm missing the law
I just think that the PC players are going to be the ones that are hacking over the console
ones and I think it makes shroomsighting easier and they can just simply press a button.
One second someone's spamming fuck mexico in my kickchat.
Let me get this out.
Okay.
Alright what were you saying?
I think having cross play off makes it easier to shroomsight and run into cheaters.
I don't know fucking whatever whatever we doing whatever I'm in whatever we think it
I'm in so you want it on or off I want to run into people on consoles all right on off
One of the two.
Ginger, you make the call.
I turned it on.
It still says off, though.
Viva Brasil!
Why is everyone, what's going on?
Wait, is there a world event happening right now?
What's it, oh.
The bugs again?
Oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, now I will say if I was a console player though cross playoff is probably lit
Probably running no hackers and shit. Oh, oh, and there's a pair of titties. Oh, yes
That explains it
All right then nope we ain't opening the can of worms shut up chat if I speak shut up
Shut the hell up everybody
This is the one this is the one
Thank you, sir.
I'm fat.
I think you should lean into the stream sniping and have all Bungalators try to join all your games and fight on your side.
Form a Bungalarmie of good snipers.
We called that, we did that before, it was called the Great War of Speranza.
We were told it ruined the game and that we should die.
It didn't go very well.
I also lost the war. It is what it is.
I now have to pay taxes to the heathen of the Bungulator Nation in bobcats and in
hours. I'm basically working my life away for grain, crickets, and sardines.
Kind of where I'm at. Didn't go very well. Here's a roof!
I
Bet you didn't know about that sim. Huh?
Like that little snap hook
You got that tactic you got that come on underneath we heard that
All right, I'm gonna take our drones
We got another team coming in from the north, from the northern quadrant.
use
will lose
normally
and
their
was some reason someone has taken possession of my right hand and made me miss all the
shots. I can't pull out my gun. Oh please. Okay I can now. Alright one of them's under,
he's cracked, the other one's running in. Um there's another team up front where we
came from
think that guy underneath thought he had pinched by a whole nother team except for the light for it
oh shit there is guys on the stairs
they probably happening underneath
I don't think they were good, huh, Sapphoax?
They were right there.
But they were on the stairs that we came up.
All right.
Hey.
Well, three shots on stairs.
See if you can get an angle.
I'm here.
Cracks.
Two more cracks.
Hmm.
I think we continue to chill.
any fight we take just gonna be a third party
another fight happening over here does anyone have a jolt?
uh... I forgot my balls
alrighty
one right here
got his toe
be careful of him playing, big fight happening all the way down here
yep, they shot at one
We're the assholes that we all hate, and I love it.
I'm serious.
Very worried about our back.
We're going to get flanked at some point.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Let him push, let him push from the left.
Yeah, don't do it.
That's one right here.
Try to pull that, try to pull that.
Dresing him.
Back that guy. He's knocked.
Hold one.
You fell down.
Other one dead.
Another one dead.
Another one here.
Do we want to work over or not?
Nope.
Got it.
Eight sixteen minutes yet.
That's the drums over here.
Wait.
Are those people above us?
No, below.
At fourteens below, fourteens across.
Yep.
People above us?
Now below.
At 40's below, 40's across.
Yep.
This thing's moving.
Can I move through, guys?
One health on one.
Nice one.
How to pull this.
Oh my goodness.
Crack some bullets off this boy.
Sam, you're good to go down there if you want. Just be careful.
Crack some, crack some on that.
Cracked him, cracked him on that.
I'm looking over you, I'm looking over you.
Genji, I need you to shoot these drones if you can.
That is exactly what I'm trying to do right now.
Thank you.
Dude, why are all the drones coming to us?
Sam, what's it looking like down there, Bubba?
sure
Yeah, it's looking like I'm gonna have to
Not believe they reset so unfortunate
You just like jumped off the side now they just just kept crawling back to the one guy who lived
Where's that from
Back of this building right here.
Okay.
Sam, I'll come back if I were you.
Pull in Metatron for your flank.
From either inside or outside.
I can also hear them running below us as well.
On the way back here, should I look over?
Yeah.
Peek your left sometimes, Genji, as well.
Just to see.
Yeah, I've been looking,
But super nothing
Now they're in the doorway
Oh God
I'm gonna go check I'm still not looking in the pipe
Cracked one nice crack
One ran straight back
They're gonna try and push this from under and they're gonna run into a hole another team. I
Know this is boring, but
We're vibing with Bobbin we're vibing. So what we have to do
Correct him again, that's a shield break that I just hit that guy with no shield on one
His motherfuckers hate me
And I love it
It's probably got no shield left
We can...
Well, I've cracked them all, at least twice...at least.
I'm ready when you guys are. You just give me the word, Hatch. I'll wait until you're ready.
I mean, we can push them. We're just gonna get thirded, like this.
Just as the shitty part about this game, we go down there, team inside pushes us immediately.
We go inside, this team out here pushes us immediately.
Now we go, go Sen!
Going!
Go Genji, if you can.
They's had a bunch of stuff, spawn on them as well, I'ma take this out for you Sen.
Add cashew jumps, live up.
Those are dead.
It could be one down there
Dude, how do I get off of this zip mean like whenever I use this I wouldn't let me
Am I not supposed to press the button again you rock we're on your way down
Yeah, they're down here, so
of
the
fact that I'm the guy there is a whole team
all my
on the
jump of the window
up
here
This guy they have taken on my ground now. They're all the way up. Yeah, they're all the way up here
I'm just down in the basement healing
Look like I say what we killed one
Where's the go back down we gotta go back down solo solo. Did you guys kill this guy or something?
Where'd he go where'd he go this one? No, he's right here. He's right here
Yeah by the bid the guy just knocked is that camera was going off for a while it was
Wait, so we docked that whole team
Let's go win this bitch
They're shooting up top again where you guys just were
Yeah, we're gonna go from inside
Yeah, I hear on the ground, I'm watching.
Oh my god!
Watch yourself, watch yourself, watch yourself!
I'm watching myself!
Oh shit.
I'm getting thirsty.
And I'm dead. Through the window. This is bad.
He's right here? On you? On you?
Yeah, I'm in trouble.
They're in trouble.
They don't know that you're there. They don't know that you're there.
Yeah.
Awwww.
I got my first prime name just for this.
I'm getting you this fucking blue brother. I'm getting it all every gun
No, this is the cool stream cypher pretty sure knows is the homie
Oh, they're getting shot by another team! There's a team across from them, too!
I'm gonna push this back to London.
I think I hit him with that.
up this door is already breached
dude am i getting shot at
this guy
I just can't do anything
sorry
Yeah, we're down bad today.
Oh my God!
I'm just killing the game!
I'm on the door, door, door, door, door, door, door, door, door!
You gotta shout, you gotta shout, you gotta shout, you gotta shout, I'll fall off!
We have to react to the game!
You got a job. You got a job. You got a job. You got a job. I'll follow up. We have to we have to
No, no, no, sir
I
Know I don't know. I'm pretty sure isn't that's the one
Holy shit.
I'm the kill guy!
He needs the good guy.
Put a nice guy, bring us heals. Put a nice guy.
You trying to work over? I'm gonna try to free you off this.
No sir.
Don't get mad at me.
Don't get mad at me. Don't get mad at me.
They might come from behind.
Oh, there it is.
No.
I used all of her binge.
Oh, my bandages will know.
What about the other guy? Did he get up?
Jack, what do you mean they saved us, bro?
It's the same team from earlier.
He's just saying Symphony before we even fight him.
Like, it's the same team from the other game.
Fuck those guys.
Fuck that.
Yeah, that's what it's saying.
Yo, gentlemen, gentlemen, it's just us two.
It's just us two.
You can do this.
Oh!
Whee!
Please.
Whee!
ahhh
Gang
Been a real rough one. I can't lie
It's been a real rough one. It's been a real rough one. I
Love you both, but I am gonna go and solo dolo for a bit. I have to I got no shields
I got no nothing. I just wanted to AFK farm herbals for the next two hours
hours. If both of you are on afterwards, I am down to continue gaming, but I am going
to go get Herbal's because I can't heal white bandages. Not in hell like this. This is,
this is hell.
I totally understand.
This is hell. Genji, have a great rest of your day, Symphony. That nose is looking great
today as well. And I will hopefully see you guys in a couple hours if you're still on.
Sounds good.
All right, friends.
Have a good one.
Guys, I can't, boys listen, hard decisions must be made, and it's nobody's fault, but
my god, these stream snipers are an infection.
They're an infection like AIDS.
In game.
And to be real with you, I think those two will be better off without us.
Because I'm pretty sure half of you motherfuckers in here might hate me and want to murder me
on a daily fucking basis.
game maybe out of game at this point the amount of hate and the amount of I mean
what the fuck is going on
boys we are going on an adventure and that adventure is to get Harbors
Teenage, and anything else that we can get for the next two hours, I don't want to hear shit.
Oh, Hutch! You haven't shot somebody in six hours! Fuck you! You're right! I have it, and I ain't going to!
Probably a lie, but Mike... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck just happened.
I'm down. I'm down over a mill today. Yeah. I am down 100% down over. I might be down
like one and a half. This is the worst I have ever lost in a morning session ever, ever.
I mean, I feel like I got drawn out into an alleyway whooped and robbed.
That's what I feel like.
Ooh.
I'd add violated.
Yeah.
No disagreement.
My god!
I mean, it isn't even competitive.
I have not had more than two guns in my inventory all day long.
Even on the rays that we could have left.
I have not had more than two guns in my inventory all day long.
We have not won a singular...
We've won fights, but we haven't won like that. We killed one, we killed two, we killed three teams.
Not one time did we kill three teams today.
You're looking for shipping containers labeled J. Cosma.
That's all the help I can offer.
Hey, Subbit, is that you?
Don't do it, Mr. Spider.
anyone make it out of last game no we all died again
we haven't even played Stella today bro we literally haven't played Stella today
We played maybe one stellar game, maybe one, maybe two.
Big track up, I need to retube for a little bit before I pick up anybody.
I need to do a couple mule and runs, I need to do a couple cloth runs.
I need to do anything, but I just need to play solo.
I gotta play solo for a bit.
I cannot be splitting the plums with no man or woman right now.
It's a survival situation.
I don't know what you want to tell me, or what you want me to tell you.
If me and Sim survive it on an island, and there's one cracker left, I split in that shit, I'm eating a whole cracker.
There's only one sip of water left, I'm killing Sim, and then sipping the water. Survival. It is what it is.
The expedition is in a week, and I'm losing millions. What do you want me to do?
You can't hate me, I'm alive.
I got a small shack down by the river, livin'.
Selling coconuts to the people who live there.
Yeah, I might have stolen all of the coconuts, but they're still buying them.
They still need them.
Listen, I wish there's nothing more I would love than to have had successful raids all day long
and still be playing TRIO's, but life's not fair.
Life's a cold bitch.
And sometimes you just, you gotta figure it out.
Good first rate.
Five processors down, 435,322 left to go.
No, I don't need any handouts, I need no handouts, I need me, a bottle of lotion, three nickel
of Ultras, maybe a Bush Latte, determination, triumph and success.
Can I get an amen?
That is what I need.
I need exactly what I'm doing right now to keep going the same way it's already been
going.
back in again.
Could you explain the expedition HUD short?
So the way that the expedition is, is that you turn in 3 million space dollars, plus
you have to do all those quests.
You get an expanded stash space, more perks into your skill tree, or more skill tree spots,
whatever it's called, and extra XP to level you up faster, and you keep it forever, supposedly.
Uh-oh, demon head.
So like my stash space after this next expedition will be like 10 spots more than someone who
just started the game. Oh, sweet heavens.
I
Don't let them come on my man
It went.
Pre-kit, don't care. Shit.
Shit.
Need this ball?
Thank you, Mr. Ball.
Need this ball?
Thank you, Mr. Ball.
no you don't keep any money all money is gone all goes to space jesus and his
cause to spread the name of the space Jesus amen
max scoop potential is just cut across by desk hutch
I'll fuck you. I'll fuck you. No anvil, no 700 shots, I pass.
You have a playlist anywhere?
No.
I do not.
No, I do not.
I have a playlist up the stage.
I do not have one.
No sir, no sir.
I don't need that.
And you must get to bad boys, bad boys.
Tee-foo's on, it's time for you to be saved.
Oh.
Jesus, bro.
I've never needed a more, to be honest.
Oh is everyone solo Dolo now because we got absolutely ripped in half spit out beat the
shit out of it's been a bad it's been a bad little bit it's been a bad little bit it has
has been absolutely atrocious nice solo raid though not too shabby
Say mommy.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Nice little teenage.
Let me get another please.
Thank you good sir.
I will keep this now.
Don't need that.
There, there.
Alright, cool. We got our bats. Grab an actual gun and go grab some cloth now. Go grab some
clothes too will have to do that will have to do okay that will have to do
Let's go.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll be doing it. I'll be doing the expedition.
It's all we need in life.
I can't wait man.
I can't wait.
I'm so excited.
I am more than excited.
I am more than needing of Vegas.
I cannot wait.
Oh, yeah.
I've been to Vegas a couple of times.
Vegas is like anytime me and my wife want to go and chill,
hang out, enjoy ourselves.
Vegas is the trip we do. We used to do cruises and then the cruise from hell
happened. The cruise from hell happened and I'm never going on another cruise
again. Never again.
Hoop crews? No, so me and my wife, never funny enough we got engaged. I got, I was eating
and I crunched my nerve underneath one of my teeth, my molar, and it was like on day one
of the cruise right so I was stuck on the boat from that day till the end of the
cruise had to go to like the doctor on the ship had to go and get like shots
but not shots was a shot no I got a shot medication for the pain it was like the
worst experience ever I was just stuck there dealing with it
So now I'll probably never go to another one.
Well that guy's come from by the left.
I need you guys.
Go up the floor before we do anything.
didn't hit by the way
I have the high ground on it, Cun.
What we get a drone on us?
We get a guy with a Pharaoh on us?
We get a guy from that just spawned in the middle of nowhere shooting at us?
Ah, bro today's cursed.
Today's cursed.
I am not enjoying the game today.
Oh my god!
This is fucking hell.
I can't play the game.
You from the sticks in Eastern Kentucky?
Gap middle of nowhere son, middle of nowhere, middle of absolute nowhere, oh my god then,
this is fucking shit!
I can't play!
So we're talking about breakfast burritos.
Oh my gosh, everything's fine now.
I already feel better.
Oh, I did.
I...
I don't know.
I don't know. Oh my goodness.
Hurray!
My sweet god.
But boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo.
I quite literally don't have Herbal's left.
Chad, I might never play with Sim again.
I think that's why I think me and Sim are like water and oil.
Like we just, I don't know what it is, but anytime, but I say that we,
but we've had good rage before.
I don't know what it is. It's like someday,
sometimes we are on point and then there's some days where it's just like
I lose everything with him.
I'll tell you this, my heart broke when we were on Dan Battlegrounds and he didn't have B-Fibs.
Brother almost had a ninja moment.
Almost just started screaming.
I don't know what to do.
What do I do? What do I do? Where do I go?
on any cloth now.
On Spotify, there's an option to start a jam.
Use that for your jam sessions.
Wait, that's an actual thing?
I can start a jam on Spotify?
Well, I mean, bro, peanut refuses to use Spotify.
He likes to watch ads on fucking YouTube.
He likes to watch ads on fucking too, bro.
He's just stupid.
No, I lost more just now than I've, I think, no, I think ever with Pina, I was, no, we
lost way more. I'd say right now, for sure, beats any of the losses that I've had with
But with that being said we also get picked up a lot with peanut if we didn't have those
games where we got picked up? Probably more, Athena.
I mean I'm chomping on us and seeds
needs. That hell just died in front of me.
Motherfucker!
Look at this, he's a murderer.
Well, piece of shit.
Well, it's piece of shit.
piece of shit
well it's piece of shit
Eatin' Seng's dinner.
dinner
We need cloth we need cloth
Oh my god, I forgot a snap hook, fuck me.
Yeah, I watched the hockey game this morning.
No, I pulled out of the group.
Sendig pulled out of the group.
No, that was all me.
I didn't even, I'm gonna be honest, I just did voice.
I couldn't keep losing.
I didn't have anything else to lose.
Like I need to do exactly what I'm doing right now
If they want to play in 30 more minutes whenever I have bandages again, I'm in I just don't want to play trios without herbies
Like I need I need herbals
if he and sim would have saved me a spot in
30 minutes I can be there, but I just boys I gotta I don't want to be listen
If there's anyone I'm very similar to in this kind of stuff, it's like Summit.
When you lose and you start having to be the guy where it's like, oh hey, hutch, here's
this hutch, oh hey hutch, here's that hutch, oh man, we gotta make sure hutch gets out of
this raid.
I don't like that shit.
I understand, I understand people trying to help and trying to show me love, fuck that.
I don't like it.
that guy you know and right now because we lost so much I am that guy I don't
got shit I got no t-dates I'm almost out of blue shields like I just I got to
have enough to lose I gotta have enough to lose I don't have anything to lose
That fuck, how about you shave my dick and fit in your mouth?
A dirty stinky poor, exactly. We are a dirty stinky poor.
So like peanut.
It can only be one peanut!
How many- Actually, I might need those remote sensors.
You peanutnik are revived to watch, dude.
Thursday Friday nights have become very very very fun. There's dude. I enjoy those games so much. I
Enjoy those games so much. I miss a dude. I miss slur Saturday
Haven't genji and peanut. That's always fun. I miss bugsy man. I don't know what he's fucking doing
The ripping floors and and private which is just against the rules you got to rip slurs together
Yeah, I know he's live right now. I'm talking about for slow Saturdays.
I
You just been busy well, you had like fam and friends over
And then some other stuff, I don't know I think you've just been busy
But then I also heard last night that he's changing his schedule or something like he's
only gonna be a morning guy now or I don't know I don't know like I said coach he's
like a straight cat you love seeing him you're pumped to see him you never know when you're
going to see him. You damn it, you love seeing him. You know what I mean? This is actually
the biggest horrible run I think I've ever had in my life. We're kind of fucking back
after this. If I die on this run, I might end the stream.
well there's a guy here he knows about me now thank you over there somewhere by the
hatch please get me out of this raid oh don't tell me the bad news muncher
okay
Come with the goop.
Oh that hell killed these guys.
Oh 30 stinky pores I repeat 30 stinky pores
Very bad one-time fish very very bad one-time fish
They didn't aim for the bushes, Huch.
hahaha
Okay
Well, all right, not too shabby, I'm not too shabby at all
I'm not too shabby at all not too shabby
Cook said you're on the list of people he can't play with now, what the fuck did I do?
What the hell did I do? Why can't he play with me?
me
What did I do?
Good
I didn't do nothing
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
People make it up shit, yeah, I know.
oh man to be
me what do you need freedom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom baby wow
your snap hook back
Oh, we won't bomb all right. I think if we can get a couple more herb daddies
We should be in a pretty advantageous. What's your son? Oh
My god, okay
I was almost so bad bro
I was almost so terrible
Beed on bone
Let me grab a couple of these, let me grab a couple of those, boom, how many, how many,
nine, that's all we have?
Oh my, oh my god, I thought I was gonna have a hundred, we have fucking ten!
Well hide your money y'all hide your money y'all
What is happening what the fuck is happening bro
Maybe we can sneak a matriarch.
Or a chance for maybe.
I need a couple cores.
Maybe we can find some sweet Brazilians.
What is this?
Oh, it's not available anymore.
You'd be my dealer for
out of discount.
Would you charge me double would you charge me half that's my question
We got a good pace right now we just got to keep pace we got to keep pace
I need a couple more bandages.
No chat, you know how it is.
People are just rage baiting Cloaksy's the homie.
Even if he said that he'd just bait me all motherfuckers, y'all are hook, lion, and sinker.
He's mad at Peanut.
Well, Cloaksy's mad at Peanut?
Oh my goodness.
Christoff.
Me!
You know what I'm at a peanut too, bro. That fucking gets on too late
8 p.m. Start time
Insanity although to be honest he can't change
He's doing too good for himself to change literally anything
Everyone has to change for him
What's your back's radius the matriarch has been spotted near your location
Keep your wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near and always keep a close eye on her children
Six point six million space dollars. Yeah, bless bro. Don't buy a fucking Lamborghini already
Goodness
Peter's streaming today, no, he takes Sundays off, brother.
Peter does not stream on Sundays.
He's a godly peanut.
Just on horses in this game.
Nine.
Nine, nine, nine.
Nine, nine.
Thank you for the $20 Super Chat.
for the next jam session with peanut Broadway Girls Little Dirk and Wallen
request for the next jam session I forgot it written out that's got us
Broadway Girls Lil Dirk and Wallen who the hell is Little Dirk is that a rapper
anytime I hear a name little I always know it's a fucking rapper Lil Wayne
that's pretty much the only rapper I know that's the last name for the name
well. Isn't there a lot of other Lil's?
Lil' baby, Lil' Uzi, Lil' Earth, Lil' Merck's. That's my favorite one!
Oh
What dick is doing right now chat? I'd say he's sitting next to his pool
With his private chef drinking margaritas and sniffing feet, you know, I
Guarantee you he's doing that right now
You say a yo, but all the all the Nick Merck's viewers in here. They know I ain't lying
I know I'm telling the truth. I missed two meal one
What are out Tim's doing let me check in on Timmy tenders. Oh
He's down
He's down horrendous. Well, not horrendous, but yeah, he's down. Hey, hey, you'll meal
Yeah, I'll join I'll join sim and tea food a little bit boys again. I said it once I'll
say it again. I'm not mad at sim. I just bro I gotta get bandages. I have zero bandages
right now man. I need them. I need them more than I need breath. That's all I'm doing right
now. I'm just doing herbal runs and I don't want to play with Sim when I do this because
I know he doesn't want to do fucking herbal runs.
Boog what the f-
It's a damn assassin!
To try out Marathon?
Yeah, for sure.
I'll try out Marathon.
But, uh...
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing, I set up whenever this game came out, right?
Because this game, there used to be a game that also had people who would die for it.
It's called Escape From Tarkov.
A lot of you might have heard of it, right?
People used to talk about Tarkov like they talk about this game.
Oh, it's the greatest game ever.
Oh, it's the most fun I've ever had.
No game is going to be able to be in this genre.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I've heard it all before.
happens with really good popular games. People just think that that game should be the only
game that exists and any other game is the devil. It's just how gaming works nowadays
for some weird reason. Well, it's really always been like that. But I'm always about more
games being in genres, good games, make other games want to be better, and we as consumers
And as gamers are the winners in that situation marathon comes out, and it's fucking awesome
Our graders will go man. We have competition. We got to work harder and then we as gamers get better products
Get better, you know updates get cooler stuff get things that makes us want to play that game over this game
so
I hope that marathon is the best game that has ever been made since
Fucking sliced bread. All right
I hope it is incredible. I hope it's a fantastic game that we all love and enjoy because in my
Opinion, I think that will make our graders want to be better as well
Now do I think it's going to be well
You know
I'm a little skeptical to say the absolute minimum
But we will see you know when I said this game was gonna be good
And I got called crazy by a lot of people
But obviously I played this game, and I really enjoyed it. I played marathon. I didn't have the same
Experience as I did with this game
But we'll see we'll see
We will see
They've committed 10 years of support to that game, what Marathon?
Well that's all great and dandy, I don't give a shit about how much they're willing
to support it, I care about if it's a good game or not, you know?
I ain't gonna sugarcoat it, if it sucks I'm not playing it, if it's good I'll play it,
here we go.
I hope it's great!
Sounds like somebody's fucking that thing up, no?
Oh, shit!
We risk it.
here's somebody
I'm gonna go to the left.
Oh my god, what a steal!
Come on!
The steel of a century, brother!
Ah.
It feels...
I need to pop myself up. I need to pop myself up. Let me get mentally ready for this.
Sing that shit, sing that shit!
Ahhhh!
Oh, ho!
Always better to be over the plane.
All right!
We cannot lose!
We must win!
I'm always rooting for one more.
Hello, team.
What's up, dude?
Long time no see, Sim.
Let's listen to you guys play together.
You have to like you rage quit and left sin and then I get on I get on and then you're like you want to get you know
What's up, butch how's your day going?
Yes, just got on sim. How you been? Hey, what's up, man?
I haven't seen you for a bit. I've been playing so I've been playing souls all day brother
I got off. I want you to know I haven't died yet. I just stole a fucking major. I'm on an all-time high
So if we can't care luckily
Luckily God bless him. He's here
Because me and you we like water and oil
Poor Gigi she lost 20 kids cuz of being your dumbass
Yeah, wasn't great. Yeah, you know Gigi's like
to get she's both you guys to get the loot back that she lost for playing with
peanut and then you guys do that was good I feel so bad I feel so bad you know
me yeah she brought brought into peanut last night brother bro I've never I just
be there just getting her balls for the last hour or 45 minutes or however long
I
There in the bottom floor right in here
No, not here, buddy
I
Just snap button just got your snap watch. It's a good. I don't think it's a good at all
I'm gonna call back. There's
Nothing quick
Nice.
Very quick.
All another team.
Nice.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
I'm all in off our stairs here.
We need to kill the side.
Drop.
We have second floor control.
Yeah, we're good.
I'm gonna stir up this shit, too, over here.
We're trying to leave our hatch right now.
Yeah, I'm trying to get these foals, Ralph.
I
Underneath this one ran side yet cool store. We're good. I walked the both the stairs off really can't get up here without me
Just mantling yeah
You guys got any more fucking names or what snap hook back side
I know should love
I'll make the trade here's some shield.
Got any bandages?
Oh, two bandages on the ground.
Oh, I got some bandages.
Oh, help!
Move by hatch right now.
Just do that.
Yes.
One by hatch.
this is not real at all I mean this couldn't be more fake oh my gosh this is not real this
is straight up close to me close to my wall my wall my wall right now two of them two
of them
our show's broken
they can get up here
might be able to retch your health on the slide but take your time
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him up, yeah
i'm gonna have more HP now this is good
i guess we'll be able to throw any of my trees there
what about that?
how about that?
always weak
our shield's broken, motherfuckers
you got any more of those herbals so i never picked them up
No bro, I got one left man!
I got one plumb left man!
Thank you, thank you.
These might be the worst players we've seen.
On me, on me, on me, in my window.
Hunt close.
up
Ride one over here. Hey jump down jump down jump down back under the window in the window
This guy's so weird
I
Want underneath me cracked
There's you snapping honest
I am kind of behind this wall
You can probably rest me through the wall.
We gotta shoot this window guy.
Here, you just hold that.
You guys gotta take this wall down and stick me here.
Come around the corner.
Watch out, there's a guy west.
Snapping, snapping, snapping, I'm absolutely...
Oh my god.
Dude, this is the most...
I'm dying, I just gotta kill again.
I think I've been ch- this might be a record for the most triggered aids I've seen.
Welcome to our games.
This is how it's been all day.
Yeah, we're seeing fire. Let's see if you mind ever play it.
Great Kilo!
Viva Brazil!
Shit!
I mean, not.
That wasn't even close to real, bro.
Holy shit.
Wow.
I mean, what is that?
see why I don't know.
I mean, I think I got triggered and I'm not.
How many trigger nades
as you hear go off, there had to be at least 20 enemy ones.
What tough.
My chat is saying like 15 to like 30.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Now that we know, kind of,
we just, it's fine.
I
Mean realistically we were good there as long as we could have literally like maybe one or two bodies
Yeah, we need a real bad reader solve a one shot. I think that I
Have on that one. What do you guys think we're all out of fucking D-Fibs? I think that's gonna do the trick
I think we might have cooked
Or I might get myself banned either way. It's a win. I'm not gonna lie to you
I might have been the most when least organic game I've played today
I just said a word. Oh, no
That whole time I was just leaving a report a cheater report
Which guy I don't know
Yeah, that was the guy who killed me. I don't even think he was cheating
But I just I called him a piece of shit. I called our greatest a piece of shit
I said that he was he needs to be banned not cuz he's cheating but because the piece of shit
I don't know what I said. I've lost I've lost plot. Oh
My god, what was that? That was worse than all our games today combined
No, no, no, no, no, dude, that's bad. That was bad wait, so you're saying before I joined they were better than what just happened
Yeah, we didn't lose a raid
No, but that's not even losing though. That's literally
That's just not even real
This wasn't a real game
How many teams showed up like
Literally it happened like three times in a row where a team would spawn in run across them out at a dad is it me and throw six trigger grenades each
Three times in a row. Chattos it me. Yeah, one of the kids. I'm pretty sure three nine at me
Which is crazy
Is it me I just won't get alone am I the problem am I shirtless
With no nipples
You know, we would have shit on every single one of those teams how they would have pushed
but they're all just sitting underneath us just throwing nades and not even peeking.
And we have another team across in the other building just shooting us from the window.
What the fuck?
Oh shit.
Uh, no.
Mmm.
Six hour old coffee, that is what the doctor ordered.
Not only that, they were just scribbling T-through's name before we had killed any of them.
It was awesome.
Yeah, they probably just heard a snap hook and assumed it was me.
Like you do, like you do.
Did you hear about that guy?
We got to the string server and he knew it was me.
I said, how did you know it was me?
I never avoid.
And he goes, oh, I heard a snap hook.
Nice.
That was just a excuse.
I followed me, dude, we're, um, I'm gonna just, we're just gonna decompress here.
Oh, that means batteries, and I'm so down, I'm so, oh, shit.
Weeep.
We can't do a battery in a red raid, we're gonna just go down a high-fives.
Oh my gosh, it is a red raid.
Oh, fuck.
Maybe we killed enough people.
This might be fun.
Oh, so, only shoot.
Yeah, it's good.
You're good.
Close.
Is he right, Torre?
No, he's up top.
Over here.
Over there.
Okay.
Oh, one healing right, one healing right.
And door to the door cracks, door is reached.
Hold on to the right there, healing as well.
One knocked.
Okay.
We should put them on left and go up the stairs.
Just go up the stairs and try.
We're gonna get third party this shit.
Yeah, come with you.
There you go.
Alright.
They're on this floor.
Just triple snap up.
Just come back up
Actually fucking rolled hallway. I'm gonna put a miner here. I'm gonna loot this staircase guy
Yeah, I'm gonna loot one of these
Yeah, I thought it was only gonna be two is all different team I
Done hit my hand on the way you guys
Here with this guy. I was just trying to get
Yeah, Jimmy's another team push this we gotta go back up stairs
Fuck you good. Yeah, that's just hanging around
And that's our needs and shit
I see one down here down there
One's right below us here over here and ping it right here
Shisa
They're not fucking around this this could just be a duo because we did kill that one guy down low before
Should just be a stupid. Oh sure. I'll see you play good. There's this spot too. You guys can play
oh you're so sit you're sick in that this holy fuck dude imagine you come in
here and I'm just fucking peeking this shit I cheated I took it in there while
you can roll in this corner I got it I snagged yeah maybe
be turned up for them, I think I'll be turned up for them
This is kind of a nasty heading
Who's got the raider flares?
I
Know this is a kind of a nasty spot as well
Come check this out, sir
We take a look we take a look
It's not as good as that
We get a little right side beat there
you're on this this fucking bin yeah they ain't movin
not either
okay all right all right okay okay all right okay okay okay all right all right
all right
guys
to the final position
see we have the third party team in the tower
high field, down there
forget it
we have the high-level enemy
guys, guys
There's a team in copy, I think, they just rose.
Yeah there is.
I'm gonna drop that on me.
Is that a guy?
I don't know, I think they ran.
Help, someone here.
Back to one.
Hello new team coming.
I think one bled out
They're gone
There more for sure
Yeah, for sure
I mean unless you got knocked. I don't know
One bled out right here for sure
Low-key anyone else for all people could be trying to call the hatch right now from the first fight. I
Killed two from first fight
two kids on like the round cylinder thing yeah here's one right here okay
there's one right here we're good we should be ready to go top Batman if
more people spun in yeah yeah
games have been very weird
let them make my wife
Watch, did you loot one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
This guy was a little bit in here.
Oh, that's close.
Any raider flares?
Holy shit!
Can we go back to the castle?
This door's open right here.
Perfecto.
perfecto much taste the champagne of beers high ground sounds dumb I don't know
what the hell you just was that English or case in your right at that door he's
coming down the hall yeah I'm peeking with you wait for it wait for it wait for
Right now.
Now.
No more there, right at the right side of the door.
Come on, get down.
I'm not sure.
Holy shit, that's gonna hit me.
Close.
What?
Wait, you're not dead?
That is.
That's why I'm here, bro.
Bro, is somebody there?
there it is. I'm switching. Bro, they, some of the shots, they get a dark ledge.
I'm here.
Dude, it's so dark right there, bro.
Oh, I shot the guy in the face after I grabbed him.
Behind me.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
We're gonna get up to the tower.
Oh, okay. I got t-nated.
Oh, I gotta go, I gotta help him. Fuck it.
Yeah, get him again, get him again.
Let's go back to the tower.
Back to the chopper.
You gonna be at the right here.
I didn't get to loot any of those guys, but...
I did one.
Yeah.
Holy shit, yeah, I didn't get to loot mine either. I was too busy getting ass blasted from the flank.
Mmm. That's so hot.
Your favorite.
Nice.
Puttin' over the blade here.
And do the bloody...
AHHHHHHHHH!
Too big.
Panda took it out.
Hey, did you watch any of them?
You watch any of the hockey game team?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Come on!
What an ending!
I've had so many Canadians come in, they're like,
ah, the 3v3 is such a bad way to lose it.
I cannot believe that we lost them, but why?
Dude, what's he saying?
Is it always like that where it goes 3v3?
I'm fine now.
Right across.
Oh, yeah, sure.
down there. Right here, one, two, three.
One down there.
One there.
Down there.
Get this shit!
I'm just coming back up to the tower
Yep, he's up, he's up, he just missed.
Oh my god.
I'm first team.
Yep, first one.
Snaps.
You ready?
Oh, one more time.
You guys like the tower?
The tower is kinda awesome.
Dude, those guys all just came from fucking nowhere.
I don't think any person said what Huck just said.
America so salty everyone winning shut up bitch shut up
Don't drink your bag of milk. You know, I'm pretty fucking gooped. I can drop some shit
That's her
Oh, check out that misshield.
Oh.
Is it looking on the left?
Here, Hutch.
I have a gift.
Yes, Montsue.
What you got?
There you go.
Oh.
Right behind you.
Purple bandage.
Ooh.
Thank you.
You're the best.
They're from here, bro.
They're from, like, another server.
They're super decent.
I think they're, I think they're, I don't know, I can't tell, I think they're European though.
Based on their ping. Because I don't think it's Asia.
In possession of a bobcat of the state, are you not?
That was a sweet name.
European aim that date
Oh shit, hey, don't you
We're not fucking moving
You still have another one watch watch watch how bad this is gonna be
Shit so bad
We just start talking shit like yeah, we're so late in the rain
Yeah
How about you go fucking the grenade throw and practice Leezer?
Nice name! Almost as good as the Canadian hockey team!
Oh fuck.
Well?
Yeah, it's a real uch.
No, it ain't me. It ain't me.
Huh, it ain't me.
It wasn't me.
It's in this we were both butt naked
Hey Bull you wanna push the sandblades kill these guys dude?
Go for it man we'll cover you
Oh if I had
If I had
If it gets completed
I don't have any
How the fuck is that even a throw
Like it's an embarrassing
If you weigh out
We won't shoot
I'm not the one who should take back that way
Go smoke those fools
Well where they at? Go fight them then
They're on the south, coming across.
They're on the same spot and they've all just missed.
You asshole!
Don't get him!
Yeah, I help, I help.
Yeah, he's been in game the whole time.
He's been singing for like three minutes.
I
Leave one up
These guys assembly are voicing they're fucking weird is hey, are we showing this guy?
He's never gonna trust us again, he's never gonna trust us again
well here we are that's why would you do this that was him that wasn't me don't
like me I was I could like get an angle these kids but what'd you say so this
there's three ways that part of the same team is that guy
Dude what is going on?
Hey kid!
You sucked!
That's good bro, you guys haven't shielded?
I have a little bit of...
Oh yeah, I got you, there's like, you need physical...
Oh bro, I got 40.
Mine's like 30, but I dropped you a 40.
Yeah, I was a little bit bluer.
Oh, we'll get that other one soon then.
oh my man
I did something he's got a 50 blue on him whoa did somebody need to loot this
guy's got loot no dude I'm shaking up a lot this guy's got a bird like a juice
for a little more on it this is meds yeah I think you have meds too
He did.
Beautiful.
Yeah, I should have it up there.
Oh, I didn't need these as well.
Alright.
I mean, I think we're kind of good though, aren't we?
Yeah.
Dude, I'm juiced.
I'm kind of overcome.
What the fuck do I have?
I could drop a little bit of ammo.
I'm gonna shitty anvil for the drop
We did kind of kill these guys though, but I
Think they're teaming that's not a problem. I'm gonna go try to lose guys real quick. Yeah. Yeah, let's go check them
I
Teammate of this guy in the corner, I think I did yeah, yeah
He's fucking bitches. Yeah
I
Can't tell I did not betray you that was
The both of us that evil on me was almost South American
Bebe oh
He's fucking Middle Eastern, bro
Was way off
What did you say King?
I'm not that fat you piece of shit!
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Fuck you!
What's bottom right here?
Tredder aggro?
Tredder aggro from Flank combat?
That's weird. Super weird.
Very weird.
Very peculiar.
All right, well, we're here.
Oh, he's waiting on me.
I hit him in the head with a fucking trigger, and he hit him in the head with an anvil.
Huh.
We are vulnerable to trigger grenades here.
Hmm, yes.
Where's their third though? He was down to the left.
I have a feeling someone's behind us right now.
Yeah, dude, this is like so weird.
So weird.
There's a strange snagging there, fucking little penises off.
Well, Johnson's
That's their EU, but they're fucking Middle Eastern
You saw one here
Tag them just from bottom bottom server
We could snap the Stas balcony and fuck them, but we have to do that now. Oh, sir gonna hear us
He's not up here anymore
Nice
You see a trick maybe I think
Be careful
One one. Oh not one. I thought it was a lot lower
Crack down here
Yeah
we're all left to fuck
we're gonna huddle
fuck you buddy
fuck you
are we expecting you though?
are we expecting you?
that's one, that's one
yeah what you saying now kid?
I'm gonna bug you
bitch
yeah what you saying bitch?
I know what you were saying
you're gonna die
I'm gonna stop the game and go back to the game
Don't worry Sam, I got this.
Oh, worry.
Is there a third?
There's a guy that seems to be sitting in the window.
My ex-college.
He's over here.
I don't know.
Man, he probably just ran.
Kids are fucking cowards.
I mean.
Oh my god.
I'm coming.
I got up there.
Got him.
Just not even hitting.
I got him.
Oh my god
You fucking suck bro go back to your own fucking servers you rat piece of shit
Oh shit watch out teeth holy fuck, bro
I
Said these guys are fucking playing on the wrong servers
These guys are literally in fucking
213,000 in honest a more in honest a nothing to write home about
I
You would need anything I'm worth two hundred and two thousand one eighty-two an honest two thirteen
Those guys
Beautiful I
Need everything that I have currently I need it all
guy on the staircase that I killed the friendly guy no we did not and they
didn't do to me there I don't think I think somebody probably did at some
point during all that debacle and craziness wait someone did really how
did someone loot this guy his guns missing I mean we were fighting for a
a while. It must have been right when we like went to go loot loading bay guys or something.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've actually looted that guy. It was Huch Lamal. Huch looted him. Oh,
and then that didn't sound like it. It didn't sound like me. Huch would not do that. I don't
Oh, that was my friend. Oh, it was my friend
I'm coming brothers places isn't limited at all which I find pretty fucking hilarious because like why is there so many people
Yeah, watch out you got a lot of stitches, bro
Bro, they they're rooting for my failure now. You know why we get strange time so bad. They rooting for now
Wait was bolt your boy. He's in chat now. He said
Naaaww, Sim.
Get on his ass.
First time chatter.
Get on him, Bolt. He betrayed you.
He shot you in the back.
What a rage.
I don't mean 600k raid.
Honest.
Yeah, we just hit on right there.
And then we kind of like took that information from the previous game and played differently.
We weathered the storm, Kate.
We weathered the storm and man the wind was
We're flying that's where meow it not in happiness, but in pain
It was crazy. I saw grandma fly through the sky at one point a
World-life a world-life and we're successful
Can I hear an amen sim?
Amen. Amen
Even said amen
I was kind of a crazy raid
here I am
get the tower
hahahahah
don't have that wall
fuckin hell
na na na come on
huch how are you awake
the tower
because I'm an animal
I'm a grinder, bro. I'm certified. Certified.
Poor dude, I'm an intern. Certified. Full time.
But I will be taking a vacation day here in the next tomorrow.
Tomorrow I will be going on vacation.
I will see you guys in four days. Four days.
You will be without your hutch for four days.
I know. I know. Go ahead.
Get the tears out.
Go ahead. I'm cleaning up my guns, bro.
Get the tears out.
I am ready to go.
Get the tears out.
I know.
Do you find stems?
Do you sponsor them?
Yeah, of course.
I know.
You have to have them.
Chad, you're going to make it.
Chad, you're-
This is trash.
Boys, you've got to make it.
You can make it through.
Me, too.
Four days without me, gentlemen.
And I do need processors, too.
Four days.
You got this.
Chad doesn't think you should use
stems on a snapper, what?
Yeah.
Who's resting me for bringing them?
I love him. It's fine. No, I'll be back. I'll be back for fuck a fan Friday and slurs Saturday.
I can't miss those days. I can't miss those days. Don't worry. I wouldn't do that to you
guys. I'm into it a little bit. I know that if you guys aren't slinging slurs on Saturday,
you'll build up like a balloon and pop. I get it. Don't worry. I'll be back. But we have
been doing 12 to 15 hour streams every weekend for the last three months. I'm due for a nice
little vacay. I will say slurs and no one's going to stop me. Okay. All right. I think
I might get an energy drink.
Hang on, oh, it's 5.14.
I haven't drank an energy drink in like over a month.
Maybe I don't.
Ugh.
Realm?
I'm just fine, I'll just have you get back in here some shit though.
You don't get off, bro.
What?
Pussay! Pussay!
It's Sunday, how about you just don't get on so late so we can play?
Whatever.
I'll just lick my Johnson and stay on, huh?
Okay.
Stay on while you're licking to Johnson.
There it is.
Talk to him.
Talk some sense into him.
Uh, I should.
And now we are kinda cooking right now.
Shhh.
They're just shot.
Don't mind the strutters.
Oh, my.
We have batteries now.
Ah!
I never run in fear only if there's a bear or something like that
That's not us.
Is that below us?
I never thought we'd just war right there, bro.
Oh, shit.
I think it's a god.
I reimbied that.
I think it's a god.
I think it's a HM.
You
Really?
Think it's fun here though
All right
Oh
That character
I'm pumped whenever I get back there'll be a character with a beard oh it'll be sick
cool when do you live tomorrow ah shit
I think we might be in an okay lobby I have no idea what I'm talking about
how do you know that I had no idea
go lobbing that's our lot we going
You gotta be fucking me, Raw, dude.
Fuck, man.
Raw.
There you go, man.
There you go.
I added that in there.
I'm not too sure.
Raw.
It's crazy.
Fucking me, Raw, dude.
Of it.
This game's just RawDogging me right now.
I'll bet this game's just raw dog in me right now
Hey, what was that message?
What was that one I want to see that one a little bit too peaceful
And maybe we can just go lobby and die
I'm in
Ratham? Ratham as I've done so
The lights are on so, where is that? I don't know how you do this
You know what I mean?
How do you do this?
Oh!
Skill
They're shooting the shredder right now from third
Well they hate us just they hate us chat they hate us just they hate us
I mean they're holding split angles up there we snap up it's actually good if there anything but
Mother get your fat ass out of the way seven
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
them hutch excuse me excuse my little guy go first stay down there little buddy
Oh, you're both kind of side by side there for a second.
Hey.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, sweet heavens.
Oh, boy.
That was all in our jobs and today, boys.
Oh!
Come on me, come on me.
Oh!
Oh
And what they already smokes I could smoke and then we go in. Yeah, we should go in
I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Clean wipe, get ready for a third.
Oh my god.
I'm getting hammered.
Stitcher 4.
Oh, it seems I'm just about to hit you.
Yeah, he's yelling the emo that I spammed it.
Suck.
Turn as well.
Nice.
Oh shit!
We should just sit here and wait for them to make a move.
21 minutes and 47 seconds.
We should move at all and we should put a 9 million to force gear?
in the foreskin. How?
Kill the bear.
It burns so good.
Good for you, honestly.
Stream in Vegas.
Oh, you got me messed up, son.
S-pop!
taking down a wall so it's like if I'm them right and I just got into like my
streamers game I'm trying to prove that I'm
I
Got the window was turning the game. Yeah, I guess that but hey baby. How's your truck? Yes, please
Where were you where we give where we see
That's the guy top third.
That guy's almost dead.
I guess I'll see him.
Oh my god!
Another wall.
I'm triggering a fucker, that guy.
I'm sorry here.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry here I'm smoking that guy and I'm not gonna cross close
right here here here continue to shit I'm healing
one guy one guy one guy one guy one guy one guy one guy
triple honey triple honey triple honey on that guy he's dead he's dead he's dead
yeah you fucking dog shit buddy I thought the lie I thought those guys were
You said once you got a gun fight it's horrible. Yeah, they were fucking horrible
Just working like holy fuckish, dude, I'm not hot rose dad, bro
terrible
Me and sim like just more like you want to thirst or I find
I've never seen so many teen aides into a wall that meant so much. Oh
That was great. You're the fuck out of it. That was a smoke grenade right there. It was
Assembly church metro at this they're fighting let's go 17 minutes in surely we'll get there dude
I'm trying to heal, come on.
Ignite.
They're thirsty now, I think.
They're in metro, they're in metro.
I got them upstairs.
I'mma go zip.
Don't slide on the shutter.
Audio.
Over here.
I'm serious, right?
I'm on one of our shots there.
No Metro here.
He's cracked.
You got the security guy?
No, I'm still alive.
You okay? Nice.
You don't know what we've been through, motherfucker.
of the live we click on me new team coming from assembly I'm chilling right now yeah about
the push me they're holding these bodies I did not need a same wasn't there no I only
saw the one you thirsty yeah yeah okay okay there's one more down there's a solo
I
Want you right now? Yep, there are a lot of shields
Bridge three stacked tree
There that I got off the stairs
To the left. Yeah, or in the other in the cut in the cut to end up to us here
Three two one
I'm out, cracked!
Should be one shot up here, one shot, one shot, one shot.
Cracked, dead, one more.
Did you get on the Z?
No, I'm full now.
He got that, sorry.
Did you get on the Z?
Yeah
He was right you should have just extracted bruh
They're salt in the wound little little fucking salt. What do they have?
Oh pocket salt in the wound
There's still a solo by the way
4 decked out
Or with a grain suppressor come on W's in a chest for rich
Toro 3 I'm just gonna start stop with reading these out guys. Just not going good over here
rattler one
You never we never did the first guys we killed by the way
Down here. No, I don't think that's right that you killed sim and the guy
Shopping all I literally I looted security guy. I was actually I didn't look this guy. I think I
Looted the guy who I looted last kill bottom of zip line. That's it. No one underneath that creates
Let me just hit a camera
It's me. We could get I think we killed everyone
People on the Bastion
But I'm down to ride though. It's up you guys. Yeah down the road
Take the dub I
Got some toros there's a couple of any's
Yeah, I got them balls Toro the Bobcat for
I'm coming, boss. Get out of here. Did you look the guy down here that you knocked to?
Yeah, yeah, I did. I don't know.
You're looking snapper than you're snapper, power-on.
Good work, boys. Good work.
Not bad, not bad.
An honest day an honest day
Watch I feel like we owe T for like something. Don't worry. I'll feed his shit whenever you leave
My to save the whole week no, I just been I was in the blender for a couple days so then like
So I know how to get out of it, you know what I mean
Well, honestly, the variant call was actually fire.
That did change the whole tower?
Yeah, that was pretty interesting.
Yeah, and the string saber is like after that, they're like, eh, fuck it, let's just go play.
Yeah, we're not young team.
That's a nine.
You can fit it in here, wow!
It catches from the feeling ourselves, you know?
Wow, wow, wow!
I'm gonna call it there though, but you joined up or got juiced?
There it is, there it is.
I'm gonna go.
Alright.
I want to hammer it.
Idiot.
That was a good ending to the day, Turner.
You saved it all.
I mean, it was bad, bro.
It was so bad.
Honestly, you might have saved it.
Huts might have never put it to me again, so.
No, we say that every time we play together.
We're on my game.
That's probably what.
At the very time of that, it's all good.
It's always come back.
I get abusive relationship.
Yeah, I could use boys.
You're better, man.
Lada-Lada!
I'm just going to the middle.
All right, champ, it's just me and you.
Aruh.
How did Rage go after I left yesterday?
I don't even remember
Who we playing with a drag so long yesterday, I heard you were live like 17 hours, bro
Yeah
Peanut wanna play
That'll get you
I'm like
So don't worry I was with him before just getting ass pounded viciously.
Oh, oh.
Very nice, very nice.
Very nice.
Very nice one, Palm Fish.
Who?
What do I have too many of some in my stash?
Chad, I got Tim pulled up on the top monitor.
Bro, why is this dude, this is the most...
What is this guy doing?
Bro, his setup is disgusting.
Watching him spin a little bit of the CT.
He got money on five.
He has money on five, ten, two.
CT Plachenko cash hunt.
No coin flip.
Am I high?
What am I looking at and he's getting posted?
Oh, bro, I'm so happy.
Remember when we won so much, we like all ripped apart our inventories.
I lost all that, but I'm so happy I did it.
I have so much more storage.
It also helps losing everything at the beginning of the day.
Oh, my God, I mean, bro, I was like, dude, no shields, no meds.
I wasn't even mad.
I had to leave not because I hated them, but because I couldn't play the game out of it. White bandages and like shield rechargers
Yeah, it's not fun playing like that. No, I don't want to be the guy's like guys got an extra herbal throw it to me. I hate that shit
I'm bum bum
Yeah, I haven't gotten to the part where we're asking people for shit yet.
Kind of just like going to Blender and then just really just like to get my way out.
Yeah, I feel that.
I mean, we were playing a lot of these we were getting in very similar to like the first
two we got in and we just we just couldn't find we couldn't find our way out.
We're just getting stomped.
The medical cleaning is running on fumes.
Trying not to get ahead of them tonight.
Jump to the rhythm. Jump, jump to the rhythm.
Burry Sing!
I did get a cheater get back
today though.
Finally I got one back last
night I think it was we both
got the same cheater get back.
Like from the same run you only
got one single one right.
Yeah bobcat for yeah I got mine
back it was a shoddy and a Vinny.
Yeah, I think it was when the
rate started going bad towards
the end. Before I went play
with peanut. I think that's one
of the runs it was.
I did 5000 blue creds because
for it you can just keep collecting and add the more side quest you did the more
blue credits you got so a lot of us just got a shit ton you know thank you for
the $5 super chat love the streams brother check chuck this on red and
Vegas for me I appreciate you bet I will I will I haven't thank you so much for
the five of mr. hutch where can I find the amazing playlist oh fuck I just have
It's all just random. Oh shit done. It's all just random on Spotify. I have to get a free kit back
Here's somebody close. If I spawn below us, I'm gonna go up there. It could be above us
I'm gonna close this door real quick
That's a corridor.
I'm going back up the... they're not that bad.
Yeah, I'm really glad you're here.
Not good over here on my side, things.
Got their party.
Alright, hold on, wait up, wait up.
Start to snap, hold up maybe?
Good luck with snap, hold up.
This is Shredder hunting me down, I can go.
This guy's shooting his balls off, by the way.
I'm red.
Got a movement warp coming.
Are you full?
I'm almost full.
Yeah, I did any guy rest what's it like playing with a cheating little piece of shit
Help me
Yeah
Yes, yes, I
I swear, bro!
Alright, what do you want to do here? It's stinky. It's very stinky.
We're just leaving. Alright, let's go. These guys are hacking their resists.
Yeah, I know. I'm just gonna give...
Huh, steal this one body. Got the pit. It's a little bit of poop.
It's me! It's me!
I love you, I love you.
Hey, God forbid, a Goopa gets a 10% tax.
You know, you know that exists, 10%.
Wait, you just blew the body.
No, I would, I would blew the body.
Get in, get in, get in!
Raid Raid good work!
Excellent Raid.
Ummm...
Kippa.
Wait I already know this guy, I already have him blocked.
Yeah, burp peanuts, yeah.
Yep, I've seen him a couple of times.
I
Hey, yes, I would like to say
Red rage strikes again, bro, bro
Hacker I am a full firm
Dorothy believer think about it completely to though we killed a shit than a people throws us in a fucking dark red
raid. Yep. Cheater immediately. Well, I'm telling you, there's like, I think that aggression
based matchmaking system in this game is like a large threshold to where like in order
to get into like a red raid, you have to like kill like a lot of people.
You got to frag out and keep fracking out to stay there.
You got to be on like cheater, like cheater level of killing. Yeah. You know, it's like
there. It's, it's honestly like a, you can get into like, you can be in like PVE lobby
and still getting a red raid, but for me, I've only experimented in like, like,
hardcore PvP lobbies. Yeah. So, I don't know. Yeah, I definitely, I mean, it makes sense that
there'd be two sides, and I also think anyone who thinks that we're crazy, they're the same people
who thought we were crazy when we said there was aggression-based matchmaking before they
came out and said that we were right, you know? Yeah. Oh, I completely, listen, I completely
degree I completely agree and I played the game whenever it was in beta and I
don't even think it had aggression based and I never got like red raids like
this I mean every time we get a red raid bro it is fucking juice
although a lot of kills and we get a red light red raid like it's almost you're
gonna you're running at least one hacker it's like four for four for us
I just I don't believe in coincidences, dude. That's there's it's real
We want to explain what a red right is for people who don't know what you're talking about
Our red rate is basically a night raid, but there's a red lights on it's like there's like a regular Stella modus like daytime, right?
And then there's an regular like night raid, which is kind of like what the actual night rate is
Well, this is only we're talking about only in regular sound not even night raid in general
There's like three weathers, right?
Or like three lightings.
There's like daytime, nighttime, and then red night.
And if you get in a red night,
it means you're like the upper echelon of like
the aggression-based matchmaking.
So like the, so our theory is that
when you kill like a lot of people,
the game punishes you by putting you into like
a really dark red lighting red.
So if you get one of those rings, be ready.
So like if you, let's say like, let's say like one of those hackers was streaming, right?
And every lobby is just aimbotting people over and over again.
He's going to be in more red raids than like us.
You know what I mean?
He's probably playing like red raids like every game,
depending on how many kills he's getting.
There it is.
So like a lot of the times like so if we get like a day raid right here right
hackers are probably most likely to get into like another red raid and then
they're gonna miss Q and then we're gonna be in like a game that's like
relatively normal right but then with regular cycle right like we will get
no red raid and we'll either frag out and win or we'll die to a cheater like
would just happen. You actually killed him by the way. So good shit. Yeah. Um, they'll
I mean, those guys are probably just going to mow the whole lobby down or died to cheaters
and they're probably going to have another red raid. So we're going to get into a game
that's probably not red. It's going to probably be daytime or, or like regular night and then
we're going to, and then we're in student at normal lobby where we're not going to run
into like very many cheaters, if any at all, and we're going to frag out and then the games
see like wait these guys are murdering people let's throw them another red
rated and then we're gonna get another lot of cheaters they were probably gonna
die and then the cycle repeats itself another water to please thank you baby
love you sorry I had a wife agro agree final boss I listen I temp foil hats on
until there's actual facts that back the allegations and right now every time we have gotten that red raid in the last two days
It has been the exact same experience
the maximum
even people are like go ahead
Like people that are like you like strictly PvE, you know, I'm getting red raids all the time
But like what they don't understand is like they go from like a friendly lobby to like a pretty friendly lobby to like a red
Raids gonna be like a less friendly lobby, but still pretty friendly
Yeah, so like they're they're in their version of an aggressive lobby exactly when we're killing fucking
You know sometimes 20 people a game
We're in the pop
0.1% of aggressive players, which is just gonna unfortunately be cheaters
Year
I think it's some guy commented on my shit and so let's say he's like dude
He's like I fully believe this because but he said he believes it for like he says he only plays damn
He says he believes the same thing, but it's one of its raining
Rain I think it's my theories right, but it also counts for weather and other maps as well
Can I tell you I agree, but I think it's not the only the rain. I think it's the red embers
You know how when you get there and there's those red embers
I'm telling you those rates are nuts every time yeah
See I haven't played enough damn like I played enough Stella didn't know what I'm saying that I believe it
I haven't played enough damn like I've been playing a long sentence that damn where I could be like
See I also strongly believe there's another
I don't know how it puts you in like really bad love is that the game knows as a cheater
or something.
Yeah.
Or you know what I think it is?
This is what I think it is.
I think that like every single person has their own like aggression based matchmaking
and if you die to a player that's like say like you die to a cheater that just got done
killing 30 people in a raid.
you died on your your aggressive base mass making is going to get affected more dying to him than if
you would die to a guy that just got five kills in a raid you know what I mean that has like a lower
aggressive base I was just saying dying to those type of players will drop you even lower than the
other guy way lower yes if you die to a fucking cheater in this game you get put it like those
guys were like why are you shooting like we're in a dad lobby now and the lights are on like the
players and this could be like free kids and dudes kill the Bastion I'm seeing so
many people agree even on like the damn yeah I don't know that's I mean I
haven't touched that theory that's just what some guy commented on like one of
my Twitter posts or something but I don't know like is the red raid the
embers for them or is it the rain what do they think people that play damn a lot
I think it's the same thing as like a darker
a darker
Stella and the red raid like they're both
Harsher, but one is worse than the other you know, we just don't know which one
Maybe we experiment
It's almost at the embers the harvester
No, you can get embers with no harvester
Again, yeah
100%
yeah I just I just feel like since we died in the cheater in the red raid that guy was
probably just mowing down the server prior and he's probably like maximum fucking like
if there's like an aggression meter he was like red lining you know what I mean yeah
and they see us and they're like wait these guys are one health I'm gonna
send it on these guys yeah it sucks bro because like what why did why why are
Where are we killing dads now? Because we died to hackers.
So if they banned hackers...
I'm sorry.
These guys would be alive.
You're not.
Would you love them?
Alright.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Have a good rest of your day, ma'am.
Sorry we're here.
He blew me there for a little bit.
It was kind of nice.
Nice.
Yeah, so what do we do now?
Like we're forced to murder these guys so that we can get back into the other lobbies,
right?
Yeah.
Like even if it's still like three teams and then leave.
Yeah.
It sucks, but I mean that's ten bars tall, it's not ours.
I mean I just killed a guy with all those impairs on him and fucking Stella.
I didn't even know that was possible.
exactly wait they're in here I think maybe not yeah it's like cooked
chat says what do you mean we're watching it happen in real time people still call us crazy
because crazy but they're watching everything we say just be
so not good enough that guy will still be out
yeah I don't know
I'm so good at the game that this really affects me, you know?
Get better, Tee-foo and Hutch, just get better.
Yeah.
Ah, nice.
Yeah, I need to make- I need somebody in the chat to make like a fucking graph of everything I'm saying and just lay it out.
Honestly, that would- that'd probably be best.
If anyone ever asks you're like the teacher with with the board you just pull it up. All right guys, so if you check take a look at this graph
Yeah, I'm like
I don't even like the word like
Like aggressive base matchmaking. I feel like it it makes more
Go die to a cheater like what does that mean?
It doesn't matter if we kill 15 if we die it doesn't count
No, it does it does does count
Yeah.
If we die early then it doesn't count.
We're gonna kill anybody? Or kill enough?
Yeah, yeah.
Now I understand.
Wow, what the fuck?
He who started the fire!
Hatch is open. Heard a hatch.
All right, so leave. Yeah, press the button.
Got everything all ready? Yeah, you getting everything ready? Thank you, baby.
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I don't know what you're talking about.
Chad, does your wife pack your bags when you go on trips?
Someone said Alex Jones, too.
Alex, turn in the frogs, gay!
Let's get out of here.
The aggressive players, the hackers, the cheaters are going to the regrets.
That bark is punishing the cheaters and the swats and putting them in these raids with red lights.
Oh man.
She's offers, but I do it myself
Well my wife whenever we go anywhere
She treats me like a child. She's like I'll pack it all. I'm like, baby. I really don't mind. I'll pack something. Nope
Nope
Nope, nope
But in her defense, I would be the guy who only packs. Let's see where that black shirt and that is literally it
That's that's the reason why she packs my clothes so she can slip a red shirt or a fucking gray shirt
Or a blue shirt in there and I got no choice but to wear it. That's that's the we just figured it out on stream
We just figured it out. That is why
100%
Yeah, but I have another theory. Oh, here we go. So I was saying boil caps on boys
This is just a theory though. I don't I can't prove this but I do believe obviously that
One like a cheater kills us right a tanks are either right because they're like the most aggressive player
That the game has offer obviously since they're not even real
like you know saying like if you die to a hacker Tanks Arila because they're like the
most aggressive players in the game since they're not real right okay yes yes yes but
what if when we killed dad does it make is it throw us into like sweater lobbies more
because we're killing dads and so like killing like other players like every other player
More because we're killing dads and so like killing like other players like
In our skill level, you know, I'm done
Does it go reverse like he said vice versa?
Huh
So you sit, huh?
I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I'm smart enough to figure this out
You lost
Easy to a one color easy to keep up with you know what I mean
Now we're talking about...
We're just... we're just 3x
Minus 2 pi squared
We're just figuring things out
You done lost me, you done lost me
I got me no pad here, killed 4 dads where we at
I didn't really mean like a relatively normal lobby
Where like the players are like
First extreme snipers, you know?
Yeah
Run the numbers
like that you see me a lobby where fucking guys are running out of pairs and
all of I already here vendor this kid's preaching above us you want to go up
yeah
I should have told you in my chat all caps T2 is cheating!
Where's-
Quite a good-
See those are like-
Better functional functional
Well, I said functional or maybe we have any chore chore. I'm not sure I
Think is the lobby where you can find a lot of good loot. Yeah agreed
It's like we can we can actually make a little something something lobby
Mm-hmm a stitcher
Radler to put the purple padded stock
But rather to and fucking pairs
Was a team of us yeah, you know snap up second they're probably third
I'm gonna kill this thing.
Alright, coming up.
I'm gonna fuck it up.
Oh, there, why is it?
Whenever I go up there, I hit like a lip every time.
Bit of this, son.
Bit of a big fry, you probably.
I'm gonna be stabbed in the wrong spot.
I'm dead. I'm pissed.
A whole other team down here, T.
I'm out of here.
Oh, baby. Don't worry, I'm alone here for you.
I'm dead.
I'm running at you.
Hitting me? BG's?
Oh, no.
I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.
I guess that's not where I need to be snapping to.
That's a knowledge gap
Hi bud
Hi baby boy
Hi buddy
Hi bud
Wow, that just looks like an idiot on stream
20,000 people
What do you think about that?
I will avenge you
Yeah, me too, I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot
They used to be cute
They used to take your good boy
Yeah. Yeah, you're so good. Yeah. Oh, that's good. I get that sound.
They're not even there yet? I get that sound. I get that sound.
Oh, she caught us. Oh, she caught us.
Thank you.
Love you.
Hey baby.
I
Calculated fucked up the staffs want to eat
Love you
Guys I got a job here
Brother play the rain out if you like I'm eating right now.
I feel like you gotta leave.
I'm down to watch a show.
Let's see if I was gonna bait him down.
If you want me to go die, I will.
Go die bro.
Put on a show man.
I got that same orange chicken from yesterday.
It was so good.
I got it again today.
that same orange chicken from yesterday was so good I got it again today
Tim's calling back hell yeah
We're in T-Fu skin if we fight themself
Nasty
He's so good.
As I said, chat, there's levels to this shit.
Me level, then about 30 flight of stairs higher.
There's a T-Fu level.
Watch and learn, boys.
What in the hell?
It's a little bit of goop for the road.
Seth in the YouTube chat just said if we kill 25 people on our next raid we're getting a
250 dollar donut oh boys we're locking it
Hmm, hell yeah.
I think it's nice. You ever went
on a cruise before? Nope. You've
been to Vegas. Yes. You've been
one of those like acrobat
performances. Yeah, it's like
watching you play Stella. Yeah,
you just grabbing you grabbing
things and I didn't know you
dog and somebody out with a shotgun at the same time pull a t-nade out of your
rectum you don't even know where it came from but it's there like a magician
goodness one guy did one right I know but it's just like the fucking doesn't
make any sense
I
Got I got a key invited me I got designed for the 10 man himself invited me. Oh
No, I'm playing with you. That's why
You know dude. Yeah, they've never invited me but a hundred percent agreed a hundred percent
no doubt oh
Man fuck I'm gonna tell you this much. I'm gonna eat this food and I might be the best you've ever seen me play
Alright, I'm so let you know that right now whoo shit is banging and a great song just came on. I'm walking in
Also, I lost this I lost a snap hook I want to die
But I really just trapped another one, I don't think there is.
Trim!
Ain't nobody alive.
You're a great song.
The dude?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Take your time with a couple of these processors.
Locked in. Food buff is officially activated. Oh, I can't even get a food buff here to
I
Got some pasta salad
Oh
oh shit that's my bad so use it when you snap hook are you just snap hook in
all the way up and then let it go whenever you're at the right divot for
the this snap or you because I'm dumb as fuck I snapped at this twice that's
Just gonna hold space you gotta make sure not to hit your head on that little window so you want to kind of
Yeah, I keep hitting the lamp
Again
th
I
Cross across I just heard one step towards mid
I'm just jabbin' out as well.
Come on over, over, over!
Don't put the power, the power, the power, the power, the power, the power!
Down there
Are we smoking mr. Fluke?
Yeah, I don't know
Maybe this guy is there might be multiple
But uh, but uh, but uh, don't don't uh
Good tune. It honestly is a nice little tune. I love it. I'm gonna do some crude explosive.
Yeah, I'm gonna grab some microscopes. I have chats all freaking out. Not the flute guy.
Don't do it
Yeah, we need more kills how many is that so far it's like archives or something
Let's go. Also, we got 250 on the line. I don't know how real it is
We said if we killed 25 people both of us would get it. I'm just gonna set up before the raid started
We just need to run down everyone starting right now. That's a kill a minute
I'm lagging a little bit
Not need
so our guys can kill this guy yeah I think there's a there should simply be
people in here
maybe we spread out look for players on recruit I just heard about me
got it coming where are you exactly oh fuck oh is that
countless of kill busy dad kind of yeah all right trying to kill them up I'll be
there to psych you actually was like oh it's your resume
right now I would be honest that food is exactly what the doctor ordered I feel
revitalized mmm it just opens something there may
I can't get you hangry mid-sash bro.
Oh bro.
Open something. Are they underneath us?
They're receivable.
They are right in front of us.
He's right here on this corner.
Yeah, right here.
I hear they're talking to Lord Washington. Those of them who have come to ask for work have been here.
Look at you. Go ahead. Put your fist in there. Turn around. There it is.
I'll take it off. I'll take it off.
Oh, thank you. There you go.
I won't give you a lot. Stop. Kill me. Oh, hang on, you guys. Kill me.
You're not going to kill me.
You're killing me right now. Kill me right now. Thanks, Pussy. You do what Master says.
Tell me! Tell me!
Tell me, peasants!
Tell me!
Tell me what I dance!
Your friends search.
Tell me!
Hey team up!
Want to go together?
I'm gonna reach for him, kill me.
Want to go together?
You're gonna have to walk in real.
Okay!
Play with us.
Thank you!
Well, we're at like eight or something.
Yeah, we were there.
We just keep moving from the scrubbed thing.
I had to listen, Chad.
When they're at that point, you got to show them a little bit of light.
The voice changer, you got to be toxic.
You got to show them a little bit of light, and then that just hurts so much more.
We just killed them, you know?
That's it ends.
Now he's going to be thinking about that moment for the next two hours.
Like, who in the fuck burns the hatch key?
Just to kill me.
I'm running at him.
This is 9 to 10, right?
Don't be me walked away!
We're in the wrong lobbies bro, we need to get out of here.
In the money making lobbies we can get another 10 kills.
I mean 20 minutes bro, I think we can.
Up on me.
Oh man, he's picking milling.
Hey!
This is a robbery!
Drop all your mullet on the ground right now!
Drop all your mullet on the ground!
Drop all your mullet on the ground right now!
Drop all your mullet on the ground!
Yeah! Drop the beat!
WRONG CHOICE!
PULLEGATI PULLEGATI PULLEGATI!
Don't worry T, I got him.
Hehehe
The fuck did you know it was me?
Oh my god, it's much so I don't feel nearly as you know sad guys said oh my god's teeth
All right, ready set scene go
Don't worry, sorry man, gotta get you out of here.
But give it to them, they'll appreciate you, okay?
Come by, I'll give you a solid, give you a solid.
Oh!
I'm gonna be able to be res...
Oh!
Medical!
Bro, we're gonna get dead.
Is it easy to do this?
Whatever.
hey mo these aren't the line they have to understand a goopa got a goop a little
yeah we're coming to kill
we are coming to kill
we are not friendly we like to shoot
two on me 1380 beautiful other one is oh that he lived he lived once in this
box one's there the different guy right right right here behind that box
another one's deeper than he needs. Oh no. Thought I'd have at you. That hurts. Oh shit.
I pounced that bitch off your head. They're not good. We just turbo on them so many puffed
one more shield
They ran did that we're outside to the right all right other stairs
Oh
GG GG
I mean we gotta be approaching 20 at some point right I mean where we at here chat anyone know
I'm here in shots let's go
17 17 lights or no yeah one bandage I can drop you one more knockout out here
another bandage yeah herbals two bandages herbals coming down
by gun for you yeah let's get there you go
that definitely leaves out though he counts a has to count chat does that
count I heard explosion northeast later was maybe give me stems yeah all right
that lead is poor. Third one on the ground. That's the real Bastion.
$17.38
check fucking $250 on the line
the after party
all the guys have left
is it
wait that wasn't them was it
Was it? No.
Got it? That's funny, no?
My babe, I don't know.
Keep going.
We'll leave no doubt. Another one dead.
It's like it's a horror movie and we're the villains.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
Are you near me?
Nope.
And my big guy's sneaking me.
He kills me good.
Get me out of this lobby at this point.
I don't have a stem.
Yeah, that was you?
That was not me.
Once you knew that, just blew that up.
No, I think there's a wasp.
Killing it, so.
Alright, coming up.
21. Alright, we need four more. It's 25. That's the number.
I think we're gonna find him, bro. I think we might have killed everyone.
There gotta be that one group. That's just Luton. Luton. Maybe the carcasses. Maybe we do another
the lap through our already murdered people. I hear someone through the
nods of awe. They got me.
I told you!
Maybe I did hear one to the right then.
Maybe not.
I
Was that explosion you know a shutter zacker on somebody. No, someone just shot a shotgun
Yeah, oh, yeah bashing again shot by the bastion. Oh, yeah, we're gonna hit this 22 three more. I
Think we're somebody back here. I think you're right. It's the fucking yeah
Yeah, that's good.
Is that you? Yeah, it's me.
Who's this shredder want to kill?
The hell?
I'm going down we'll go down into train check that out loop back over to Bastion
I'll smell I think they're trying to fight the Bastion are there they're in bottom medical
bottom medical or medical. Okay. He's down here on my way. Sounds like now you're doing
good things over there
just run it by their bodies man
No, kill him, but we need him, right?
Yeah, we need him.
We need one more, bro, we need one more now.
I killed the guy on top.
Maybe if we kill the Bastion, someone will shoot us in the back.
All right, these guys all take care of, don't worry.
I can get that guy, I'm okay with that.
I'm running out of ammo.
Chad, is that 25?
Oh, there goes that armor.
I guess we'll be able to check out for the raid.
I hate killing dads in this game, bro.
If they give it this way, they are.
These are probably sort of feisty though, they're shit talking.
They are.
And if our theory is correct, this is what Arc Raiders wants us to do, right?
This is the only way to get back home.
Where we were cast out of.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh my gosh, we're one short
That's fine cause worst case scenario I'll kill you
You'll get it!
I'm down with that, hey I'll take one for the team, fuck it
Poor blazer nade dude, I might have to kill you
Shit
Shits
I'm taking more steals bucket
Oh chat has a great point we can always resort to camping the last extract
You can really make our viewers hate us left it
Well, there's this one see bolts down and 30
But there's somebody losing our carcasses over here. Yeah, let's see. Let's see
Come out of the fence. I'm sad.
maybe check mad one more time go for it notice me hello hello youtube like the
street this is a robbery in game in game of course I got all the fucking people
that we just killed by hay watching my stream right now like fuck me dude you
know but we got two hundred and fifty dollars maybe hopefully the reddest
raid after this I tell you what oh bro we're gonna be with the nastiest of
people
Hello? Anyone left? Hello? Viva Brazil! USA! USA!
We must have some spy crew down here.
Or.
Yeah, we're, we're, I don't know if it's gonna, oh man, you got a blue.
Who's that guy?
What I said, who's that guy?
Man, we need one more kill for a lobby
For 25 or I think we'll look out of the
What of the the knots after where is it 500 per knock?
Something like that
Yeah, they can.
Alright, Hudson.
Yeah, it was a good day for you, bud.
Not a lot, not a lot.
We did our damnedest.
I'm excited about the next raid. It's not over yet.
And uh, yeah, maybe we'll get ready to take a piss or no
What me you're good to go take a piss. Yeah
Yeah, take a piss wait. Hold on. Hold on a minute. Hold on. Hold on a minute now
Well, hold on a minute. I got these grenades this crude. I care about it and I know what you're doing
How about you go take a little tinkle tea?
Hmm no I have to go I think you do need to go
Turn around to close your eyes
Shit
Maybe if we knock each other
Hold on, hold on, and 25.
And don't kill me now, don't kill me now.
Hold on a minute.
I've overplayed my head.
Wait, wait!
Think about it.
I need this.
Yeah, but think, think, think about all the things we did together.
You know what I mean?
How much fun we had as a unison.
You know?
Don't throw it, keep, don't throw it.
I'm just gonna wiggle right past you and hit this button here
I don't think you can hit me I think I can dodge it
ok
woop woop woop
that was a good one that was a good one
remember that would actually fake somebody out on a push
attach
Guess the difference between you and Pete? Pete would have murdered me on the spot, not about twice.
Oh, I don't think so.
He would have murdered me on the spot, on the spot.
Who had done it for a Bobcat 1-0 attachment?
He did do it for a Bobcat 1-0 attachment.
He did it just a couple of days ago.
Little bastard.
all right how much do you have how many knocks um I got five KXP what is that
that's 78 you're 10 I have 27 bro we cleared it let's go let's see if he feels
real or not let's see if it was real or not that let's see if it was real or not
about two shabby
yeah five thousand eight five hundred there it is boom shekalecha
he's in my name now the guy's going ah shit i didn't think they were gonna get it
20 grown men hate washing us.
Hahaha!
27 grown men, 27!
Yeah.
Fuck me dude.
I feel like I need to take a bath after playing in that lobby.
Hahaha!
I think I gotta write an apology.
Yeah.
Cooks.
Fuck me dude.
you dude are you kidding me why is he in our lobbies these streamers are ruining
the game of our graders
all right I do need to use the restroom so I'm going to gear up take your time
I'll be back in a moment in a jiffy
Okay, okay there, bro. Bye
Highlighter that raid pump faking that guy making them think he was getting out and then murdering him at the hatch
Worth the hatch. He's our graders. Where's the hatch key? I'll be right back
The medical clinic is running on fumes.
Try not to get hurt.
Hey, hold on. There. This is Shani. You're looking for shipping containers labelled J Cosma.
That's all the help I can offer.
Oh, my God.
You're on already?
I don't know.
Maybe it's time.
Probably.
Oh, there's some.
I'll be back.
Thank you.
Uh, probably...
Not too long?
A little bit?
Yeah, okay, cool.
Love you.
Uh-uh.
are we getting punished for the good time it's regular night I guess we sweaty
lobby I just don't think it's gonna be cheater like cheater have a lobby up here
We've got to shoot a bobcat.
If we can snap him out of this, we have to play on the left side.
Killed one.
Don't you play on the left side and you play on the right.
Go on in!
Go up, fuck it.
You're good, you're good.
stop pinging me b**ch
he said that boss has
yeah
oh sh**
where are you?
oh I'm on the other side of the road
oh I'm here I'm here
I'm on the other side of the door.
On me, on me, on me, on me.
I cracked him. He was ratting by my wall.
I just want to buy this warrior.
Yeah, I heard.
He alive thing?
What are you doing?
He's not dead. I know, he's got ammo.
He's just gonna keep ring around the Rosie I mean my teammate fuck him
I was insane
I think another one at this door if I just saw one down there
Oh, be a dumb guy.
God, I hate that gun.
I think there's somebody out there.
Be careful.
That's how it's you.
Yeah, on me
Do you want me?
I think you killed them
Maybe right? No, I don't think so. You're muted. No, sorry. Sorry fuck. I don't think so
You killed a minute
Sure
Yeah
Yeah, maybe kill himself dude. I don't know he's dead
GG, you know
I did
Yeah, maybe not. I thought I did too
Yeah, um
The one
I
Sending noise be you're such a fucking tall person
Max witness, bro. Yeah, I have zero heels left. I gotta get loose this guy. I'm so many heels
You don't find a living up. Yeah, she's got five herbs. We're gonna leave. Was that door you right? Yeah, you know, it's not me
I'm dropping my gun
Here
Well, this guy's probably cheating be careful. Oh, yeah
We're good to the wall there I this guy's
Twice I only peeked in my head for a millisecond and every single pellet on my head
We could go up there's just one today he might be the cheater though
one of them got lost, yup
yeah
oh yeah man, you like it, you got a mic?
one just died below us
where is it, you got a mic?
do I?
high five, six six
yeah, shoot
they're trying to snap up right there
I'm looking. We're good, we're good, we're good.
I bet you're gonna talk. It's like a chicken's propo.
those fresh fresh oh bro this is a max win for us we need to like lock the
fucking yeah I'm locked I'm locked I'm locked no I know I'm just saying well
let's lock in twice all right locked in twice locked in twice when we lock in
three times I'll whip my cock out right now all right chat it's out just healed
underneath us yeah I think they're in corridor maybe it's blocked off already
walled this okay I'll close it as well okay he's in corridor here
fuck I don't even like pushing this
I
Revoiced and these guys are petrified now, but yeah, I don't know. I think we just go back and live our shit and we agreed
How's our Bobcat guy outside
We did this guy
Bro, there's so many dude. This is fucking insane
No, this is actually ridiculous, bro. There's so many bodies
We want dude we might have to kill these guys just agree loot. This is fucking yeah, I think we play this way to the week
Bro, I'm getting this is gonna be the rate of the century. I think we play this slow wait for last spawns kill them
And just full max one it
Yeah
Dude, I don't know it might be the move. I
I hear him.
I'm dropping my shit.
Yeah, I'm so good.
I might go up.
Do the booty holes?
I'm gonna grab a little bit of ammo.
Yeah.
Just in case.
Brother, this is going to be the craziest fucking haul ever.
Every body has like five poros and fucking five ends on it
I think we just sit here bro
I'm getting like I'm really you till and just drop all the guns like
This guy's got five six this guy's got six bends on them
Grab everything. I'm making a little corner now. I'm making a little corner now
You need teenage you got teenager you good. I have a shit ton of teen days, but I like I got six
Let me shoot you my gun. I'm sitting up here and jerking off for 20 minutes
We are leaving with it not a single fucking thing in our
I already dropped like six guns
The actual max win
Oh, there's the video
There's another one and another one and another one and another one. Holy shit. I'm putting it in a quarter
brother come and look at this come and look at this now it's just suck these
bodies off and put them in the corner and then I'm gonna put I'm gonna put a wall
up in case the grenade comes it doesn't bounce all the guns away yeah that's smart there's
still guns we need to go grab why don't you grab that okay those are good now make sure
you have another like good shield too that's a 50 on this guy I got a 50 and I got a 43
yeah okay perfect a shit ton of grenades I'm just gonna put these noise makers on the
staircase so we know if they come up all right excellent opportunity I think
wherever we go we go together cuz we don't want to get ratted yeah ready let's
look at these bodies down here we also got the other one outside well there's a
couple guns and shit that we can grab you know yeah oh my fucking god
and Tora's fours and every and in the herbals and everybody did
well there's another video for add to the collection and everybody brought up
3 Toro 4's are here. I need to go back up and drop ship.
Before I even...
Hey, I can grab these. I'll bring them up.
Oh my gosh, I can't grab these. I'm full too.
I know, I know. We're gonna...
Hey, go, I'll grab two.
Coming back up. I'm gonna go over here and drop Herbal's, bro.
Like, I have too many Herbal's in my inventory.
Just heard a door open.
Yep.
I'm gonna drop like 10 smokes in case we need
Let's go there
Mean looting augment so might as well just drop these right over here, too
All right
Oh, it's a max group boys. I'm risking my snap hook. I want the movement. Oh my gosh
I'm grabbing these guns up this guy. Oh my fucking god. I can't even I think we already have two inventories worth of guns already
I don't know. I think we're getting close
And we need like what 45 herbals each so we need and then
To truly max when
Yeah, true
And drop you more herbals in the pit
Yeah, the two more shotguns in the pit
Must have been a hacker right or was there a cheater here?
Well, yeah, it was the guy who was all the way up top the guy with the six of any's who we double
Yeah, that will shoot fucking balls off, bro.
Yeah, we killed the whole lobby and we killed him.
I wonder if he has six pence on him.
He doesn't even have room in his stash.
Oh, look, look, look, look, look, look,
it's another body over here we missed.
No, no, no, no, stop it.
Isn't that TORO 4, sure?
Oh my gosh.
Let me go put it up with the stash.
What?
We'll shoot in the equalizer.
All right, hold on.
somebody gonna put this toro four up
Did we go out 15 minutes?
We're at that point now where we win we win, you know, I
Mean, I feel like these are the only rates where like I want to greet it because I want to like yeah, I want that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm down. I don't need guns, but I need a 400k rig
Coming coming coming coming coming
That's a bobcat with a kinetic
Yep
Down below I think yeah, we're down this it
All right, we're gonna go this way I'm gonna do this
So
Come to me we dropped out far south
Don't throw for no reason yeah, yeah, I'm fucking Huckum. Yeah, I'm dropping down
Roller right here, Collider. Don't go too close to the bus stop.
She's in this bait.
Fashion's gonna see us.
I think we're fine.
We're crosswalking?
Hang on, what do you?
I can't cross. I cannot cross.
one's dead, one's dead
what's up with that one? I'm gonna bait you
he's made it
I'll main one
miss, you and I are going to get him
don't mind my last, there might be another team
another team, another team
walling
I'm killing, hey kill, crack them, yeah, one second, I'm killing, in my nades, they might
stairs
know
see where no
I don't think that hit these guys are crawling
once fold they're the crawlers i don't know where the other guy crawled to
i'm looking for him he's right here i see him i see him
these kids are stream savin bro these last kids they're gonna come up behind us bro or
they're gonna rat they're gonna fucking rat our guns they're gonna do something
other body yet outside drop down left
another box yeah plus we have the guy who bled out in the middle oh no that's
worth trying yeah but we got to go fight for our guns I'm gonna I'm gonna
go like this I'm with you
you're gonna try to leave that guy over here yeah might as well Jolt's where's
Don't say that's a Jolt, you know, near our loot.
That could be a pop though.
This is the guy with the equalizer.
That was the guy crawling, right?
Yeah, there's no, no, no, there's a guy right over here.
You already looted this guy.
On it, on it, behind us, behind us, behind us.
They're up top, they're up top, they're up top.
Passions on.
I'm good.
I'm going to play this corner over here, I'm in a really bad spot to be honest, can we
go in?
Where something triggered my mind. I don't know what it was
There's just good. It's not hard. I
Think we go do pile right now
I hate somebody. Oh no
All right
Go up this side. Yeah
We don't push in there, I immediately.
No.
I'm going to go take the pipe again and look in there.
I'll snap up early. I'm hearing stuff in there. I'm hearing shit in there
Okay
Snap up you're good. I think there's a body down here. We haven't looted yet. I'll go up. I'm going up. I'm going up
I'm going up
right here
I'm this
I don't know there, I'm coming through side door.
I can't see where the fuck I am, bro.
Door's open down here, and a wall is- maybe we- did we do that?
We're uh, you wanna go loot the guy down there?
Yeah, we can, come on.
I'll come with you.
He's over there, fuck, I meant to sell.
Come in.
No, I'm alive, I'm alive.
There's so
On me
Got one
My gun won't pull out brother
My gun won't pull out
I'm busy hand bump
This guy's cracked
He's fighting
On you, on you
Beautiful, last time I...
I marked that one
It was fire killer
Scrap that
Swinging
On this guy
On this boy right now
Flying on me
Behind this
Beautiful
Still here
Swinging, swinging
Oh
No way
Well, I get busy hand bugged I get busy hand bugged personal
The way I get busy hand
There's no way I
Mean house we can lose all the good brown stream feathers
I
Can't pull out my gun. I'm just sitting there's looking at
oh bro you guys are the lowest of the low man y'all the lowest of the low?
ugh ugh doesn't feel good
now the fed doesn't feel nearly as good chat I can't
Why doesn't Phil Daly is good?
I'm so mad, man.
I crack him with the Vinny, I gotta pull out the shotgun.
My geyser stands there and just looks at him.
Doesn't move, doesn't pull nothing out.
Just looks at him.
Man, damn it.
That's on me.
Man.
Watch my tongue till I get out.
Well.
at least we got all this out yeah they left stream snipers they just wanted to
prove that they could kill us that's all they even fight us they shot me in the
back well I'm still almost lost in 1v2 thank you we might see him again now
hi yeah yeah yeah yeah I have to fight ready
Why not need oh
Damn it, I mean the stream servers are probably rat in the hats brother. I mean before I grab anything just come and take a look, bro
I
Do you start grabbing at three we just start spam grabbing dude, I guess
One two three
I got some herbals on me dropping tin there.
Oh my gosh.
I mean this is max win.
I just wish we could have done it a little different.
you know, I wish I would have surround that last f**king fight.
I like that last one.
I mean, Tora's the hell.
Oh, sh**, Todd.
You need some?
Do some business?
Yeah, I got...
I got 5 Vinnie's, I got 7 Toro's, 3 Bobcats and a Volcano, what do you need, what do you
need, what do you need, pick Volcano, 4 Blue Choke, Best Attachments, Toro 4 Blue Choke,
Toro 4 Blue Choke, Toro 4 Blue Choke, I'm in 3 Herbal, just don't need anything else,
You want Bobcats? What's your value at? 300,000 flat? Okay, I'm good. Take this over here
Regular yeah, I dropped on my show
Where's your value at 308 nice
What's that like 250? I'm like, wait a minute.
Yeah, I definitely got the better grabs.
Ha ha ha ha.
Alrighty.
They're a lot of you.
Oh, there's another 204 right here.
Oh, Blue Chow for the stock. There we go.
As you do.
One T-Nade. I mean, yeah, but at the same time, it's a fucking T-Nade.
It's the best guy in the game.
We even look the guy post that I don't know now that those guys were here. I'm thinking that they probably might have
This should be a bobcat guy out there that I killed spray for in bashing
Yeah, that guy I know no no there's more bodies. Yeah, there should be another guy down here. Okay guy
Yeah, this guy was Bobcat guys looted
There's another guy back here. I gotta go live it. All right. Hey, two minutes
Yeah
Oh, do you want to do you want a Bobcat I got three I heard it
So you want to ambil three sure take this one
Oh, we might just want to leave you like I'm bad. Oh fucking rubber banding. Yeah, let's just head to the hatch
Fuck the last guy
But the last guy's got you wait I
Need it
I'm hit this hatch
Yeah, I'm hit this edge. I'm hit this edge. You'll be fun. I got trust in you
I don't have trust in myself
I saw trust in the internet
I'm out of there. Oh my god, what a raid
I went back for an Osprey 4 and it was worth it.
Now excellent raid.
I know it didn't end how we wanted, but at least we got the goop.
was your total after 335 after the sniper 306 not too shabby a little 600k white
and that right there chat is why we kill all those dads
even more I mean it is annoying that we died to like stream sabers but like
If they weren't cheating, they would have never been in the game, you know, so it's like...
Yeah.
I mean, those guys shot me because I didn't know where they were.
They knew exactly where I was because they're watching the stream.
I mean, I slid out.
I take a fight.
I had this guy dead to rights.
I break him.
I go to swap to my shotgun.
My guy sits there with nothing in his fucking hands, just staring at the guy.
I roll, I press the shotgun again, still I'm just staring at the guy.
Just a heartbreak, man.
I'm rude.
Yo, blue, thank you so much for the 10 gift at Golf Dad, Bomba, Justin Time, thank you
guys so much for the subs.
D.B. and Nudia, thank you guys, man.
Thank you for the $20 super chats on sorry the 10 for musi and the 10 from Sierra for another dog appearance
Yeah, it's my little Huskers
Then thank you for the tier one John. Thank you for the $2 super chat. Sorry mama mama hush just sent me
Tick-tock from yesterday. We kill the fucking cheater for that loot, bro
Holy shit
Hey, it's way dirty stinky
smelly
cheater we killed we kill a cheater to die to a stream sniper so wait I sell
wait why they down you because for them it's like it's like a badge of honor
like oh I get to say that I ran up and killed Hutch and Tifu but the thing is
and what's frustrating is like number one you guys know where we are you're
looking at us on our streams, you know, like, that's not fair, you know, exactly where we
are.
Like that's, that's like playing against your little brother and call of duty on a warfare
two on rust and your squir and your screen peeking.
You're not better.
Your screen peeking.
Good sir.
Your screen peeking.
That's not fair.
You want to be fair? Turn the stream off when you get in the damn raid.
Who revived us? The guys who downed us. They just, again, they just wanted to down us.
Just wanted to prove that they can do it to themselves, I guess.
Which, uh, hey, listen.
Hey, I'm bitching. At the same time, I'm just happy we're alive.
At least they were cool enough to revive us, and they weren't complete dogs, you know?
Gotta be thankful for something, man. Gotta win somewhere.
So I appreciate you guys, at least rest of us.
No, we're up now.
We are up, we are back.
I mean, we're still down in space dollars, but I think we're up.
Please you thank you so much for the gift of the client cut yeah come in here
the camera for you wife cleaning service coming in I turn the camera off get to work
woman
Yo mark, thank you so much for the five gifted brow lesion. Thank you so much for the gifted as well
Now you never repair augments chat never never never never it's the biggest mistake in our creators
Why don't you repair them?
Because the only thing you're doing when you repair an augment is you are repairing it
for the next guy who gets it.
Your augment, love you baby, your augment doesn't lose durability unless you die.
So if you're dying and you're repairing augments, you're only giving that next guy who kills you a repaired augment
There's nothing for you
If even if you get knocked and you get raised your augment still takes no durability
So when you full-die, I
Mean you can justify like oh what happens if I full-die and my teammates lose me and then my augment's broken
I mean sure, but how many times is that happening you die usually when one guy on your team's dead everybody's fucking dead
I don't want to hear now.
Appreciate you, Nicky.
What's the busy handbag?
It's simplified.
It is when the game can't catch up to the inputs that the player is making.
So if I go like Vinny, shotgun, T-Nade, and I do it really quick, my guy will just stand
there and do none of the three that I just did fast if that makes sense. Red
rate, red rate, red rate, red rate, red rate. Well somehow we're back here.
Well, Louie, we sacrifice that so the YouTube stream can listen to music just like everybody
else.
All I ask in return is that you LIKE THE STREAM!
I
Think this people here. Yeah, there's a rat in somewhere
What the fuck
shot three two one
full swinging
You need to add lobby that's for sure. Uh-oh
One's like back here. Maybe on this pillar. I was a little closer up. I
See one right here
all-fuckin' might be, dude, I might
good job, we got a little team here
the team below taking down a wall below us those guys right up the trig they meet
and then died to trig names and then complained they called you ass I honestly
just want to kill them because I was kind of like a little bit I was like
Fuck dude, could you draw this fight out in a DC?
probably
Say yours, it's there. This is hot third
It's also team below us
I'll sit up here now. I'm gonna love this. Oh my gosh. They set up a whole wall
He's one.
We could snap over on some psychers shit.
One close right.
I'm down.
I'm attenuated.
out right right there on the stairs on the stairs not good money to back up two teams
I'm going to come back to you, standing up.
I'm going to be in a t-nated environment.
I'm going to come back to you.
There we go.
I'm just setting up a little nade shelter.
That's far out.
Danger, there.
Never mind
I guess smoke's got a lot of them
Me too, I got a lot of Joel minds too probably rejolted a lot of those corners dropping walls
Killing on the wall or shooting these
I think that way if other team pushes, we don't get picked.
Bomb shelter, bitch.
Broke wall.
right push it up to you fucking fried him yeah I see you this last guy was down
Although, absolutely once I might have killed him honestly, I don't know.
On! Here, here!
Nice, good shot.
Hey, my public hit three times when I...
It's blue!
Oh no, other one's lit.
Nice, nice, nice.
Little one is on your wall, I think.
Yeah, yeah.
Getting an angle.
Farther.
All the way back now.
I think she got through the wall.
She is?
Yeah, he's on the wall.
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
I think he's crawling underneath us.
I
Had to kill that Shredder at some point
I think you just went through this
He's there
All right, I'm going to shoot this guy really quick so you don't have to worry about him.
Hey, Gibson.
Mr. Bob Kitty.
Bob Kitty the third.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, brother, they're winners.
There's a reason why they're playing now.
I don't think they're going to play.
five toros or four toros a kinetic
converters bodyguards three minutes
this boy got to be goofed up there
like how do i have two shutters on me
and not be measured
come come come come come
i'm good i don't want to look at other guys
no i just i was over and come i want to be able to move
I don't want to leave any of this
I don't know. Where do we thirst is right about us right above us right above us
There's not another team of 30 18 minutes left. Yeah, this is him right here
Go ahead. I'm looking a wall off our I have no more walls. I'm gonna take one of these walls more wall first
There's yeah, this guy's huge. Yeah
Come on, Jack, come on!
We're hitting flow state, including this guy over here.
Yeah, we're the second team over here.
Can you give him a hug or grab some of one of these?
These guys are fresh spawns.
Here, take this guy.
Or yeah, just loot your guy.
He has to have some too.
Fresh spawns, they have everything we need.
yeah x44 and then what happened to the
torrenta team remember them shots in the
I
Good question
I don't know they didn't loot these guys we killed them all brother all brother
Are you ready for a I'm goop bro come goop
This has a lead up cat kinetic on this guy get a butt looting
if you need ammo of any sort this guy has it all
and then who's this guy's teammate
I'm confused
I don't know, I don't know, I answer for you
alright I might just greedily drop the ammo
fuck it, ready to go?
ready to go bro, you want another bobcat?
I'm not even popping the shield, I'm just running.
I got two bobcats both with kinetic converters.
I'll figure it out later.
Let's just leave, alright?
follow cuz of my gun save I appreciate you man
why did your stream put my husband to sleep this guy is sawing logs loudly
oh what the fuck hold on a minute whoa
give me out give me out on a hold on a minute
is that what the hell just happened
hold on a minute what just happened the sound of murder put
is your husband a fucking war vet what just went down I've been put in
Schwark love you wife though thanks for being here oh we kind of hit and flow
stayed a little bit tea holy shit I mean bro call me Joe Byron the way I'm
be friends and
Make them a Merry-Christ
Oh man Wow
Give me an ice cream cone
Get down on it. Oh
Holy would you leave it over 250 you had to I had to bobcats with kinetics chat how much I haven't even look I
I think I had like 275. I had to be near 300k. No, 228, 230.
What's in the gun safe? A lifetime supply of Doritos. And they mean a lot to me. That's
That's why they're in a safe.
You really don't want to dance, I'm bystander but now on the wall, get your back out, oh
tell me.
one dollar bills we got to keep them on us oh I do here give me a stack of maybe a couple
more maxed out torres to that run was crazy that was actually kind of chill right there
No, I'm talking about the prior one.
Oh, the prior one was crazy.
That's the fattest duo I've ever seen.
And then died to a jitter.
That's the most duo I've ever seen, I think.
I don't think I've gotten a bigger raid than that.
Maybe in Matriarch or something?
Or like on Stella?
Yeah.
Fuck.
That's a lot.
My stash just cuts.
I should just start selling Bobcat 4's.
Maybe I should just bring two in
Get down on it
Real thing for the prime
How much do you have in your stash?
I got no idea, bro.
I know more than three mil and that's all we need to have.
I'm not listening.
I'm not like a lot of these cats where it's like I want to have 30 mil in my stash and
a big number.
I don't care.
Let me meet what I need to meet and I'll lose the rest.
Fuck it.
Remember chat as well.
chat as well. Today's the last stream and I've taken four days. I won't be here for
four days. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. I'll be back on fucking fan Friday. Me and
my wife are going on an anniversary vacation. I've already put in PTO, PTO, PTO and it has
been approved at various different places. So I will be taking my time. Hell yeah, big.
Am I going to watch all week?
There's a lot of great people to watch. I'd say tea, but I think tea's leaving too.
You know what I'm gonna do?
We're a vote!
Y'all appreciate you, Matthew.
Thank you for the love, man.
Song name? It should be on the screen.
50 on black, 17.
Got it.
I saw his hat already.
That's our theories.
Come with me!
And let's go.
I'm with me.
I'm not alone.
I'm home.
Ooh.
I did not bring defense, so he's dropped me one.
Heard.
No, Peanut does not stream on Sunday.
He is a Peanut of Holiness, a holy Peanut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, today J Brown fuck a J Brown. I hope we get rid of a big boy
How about you slap my ass whenever you ask for that way, huh?
If I shoot it with it, I don't know
I think I got one maybe two left. I'm gonna call it there
Get ready for a trip, are you going to come here to Vegas?
Are you gambling?
Brother, come on though.
Come on, where are you going though?
No anniversary, with the wharf.
Okay.
Absolutely, very on our third, dirty on our third.
What's on second though?
I'm stuck inside of a pole.
Yep.
Alright, take your time.
I'll learn these lineups.
You see the red door on the second floor?
Yeah.
The red hallway? He's on that pillar right to the left, and then one's on the door to the right on the third floor.
There's split.
I'm waiting for this guy to zip up, or this guy to zip down, because there's split.
I
Start breaching shit like reach this
Start reaching the door okay, I'm third. He's alone. Yeah, I did we both swing in the kids gonna come up the zip
Yeah, push the guy below, maybe, he's dead, he's in the hallway now, he's in the hallway,
the door in the door go full maybe full
the guy upstairs all the way down yeah I'll
try
pushing pushing pushing pushing pushing
pushing oh I fucking see him bro yeah I kind of had a feeling there's just
somebody camping the body of course there is I'm not even healed up yet
yo whoever camped or not camp the body you guys good play hey that guy who
didn't call them out fuck you man this is your fault we should be alive right
now but you could call this Mohawk having piece of shit out fuck you
We will do one more, we will do one more, we will not man.
The audio is so trashed, I know.
I just called him, but he just ran up on me and no audio.
that makes a little bit more sense when they don't even look for you oh there we go level
six level six account one back band on record good good good I don't even think he's cheating
Fuck them. I'm in the stream sniping. I could do anything to me. Just knew where I was.
I was out of audio range too. By the time they rolled the third, I was already out of audio range, and this is playing stream sniping.
I absolutely lasered his boy.
Unfortunate. Unfortunate circumstances. Alright, unimas, unimas, unimas, unimas.
Yeah, I just want to wait that I just wanted to see if they were
Always see if they like look around for me or just know exactly where I was, you know
You know, it's funny you get those sneaky little suspicions and it's bad when you're pretty much right a good majority of the time
Yeah, I had a feeling but I was like I
I got a feeling just keep on watching here. They just kill the step we wait here and rat
They're gonna come back for the body trust. It's it's are coming right now. I
Know I hear them. I feel like if I was doing what they're doing
I would want to leave no doubt, you know, it's like I fucking wrecked you not
I just ratted on your kill and like who are you showing that to?
Obviously doing it to show somebody
approve that you better right like I don't what are you proving the problem is
I don't think that I don't think they think that they're better though I think
they just want to kill us oh any any means necessary get them down in the
dirt I get that that makes more sense to be honest that's what I think I do got
the hat on so any mean necessary cuz I mean think about it this way right if
If they're already stream sniping to kill you,
they're, it's already out the window, you know?
Morally, it's already out the window, so they don't care.
Yeah?
Yeah.
If they do anything, they're already stream sniping,
which is like cheating to begin with.
So like, why would they care to kill you fairly?
Do they move?
Move, move, move.
Have you ever equipped a broken gun?
Fuck you.
It's like meeting a pedophile, dude, you know?
Disgusting piece of shit. You know what I mean like what like you're surprised fuck him fuck him
You know I mean
Ha down with him fuck them all
Exactly disgusting motherfuckers
I always I always compare stream snipers and cheaters to pedophiles
Because I feel like they have a lot of similarities
They're both pieces of shit
They both don't change what's it come back?
It could have also just wake up one more. I'm like, you know what I'm a change man
No, I'm a change man. Like no, I fuck him dude. Oh, fuck him. Fuck them all the same way. You think wake up
Yeah, I'm just gonna be a good person today
How could I be a worse person today?
I need more corners to be an asshole.
The reason I make this comparison is because Jeffrey Epstein's theme profile got leaked
and he was on private and then a majority of the three fighters and cheaters were on
private on the line.
There's another security.
Oh, right, right, right.
Yeah.
Huge crack we should go.
Alright, go on.
Snap the gun.
I fucked up again.
Yeah, I fucked up right there.
Super buggy.
You going still up?
You going up?
I'm going up.
Yeah.
Yeah
One's one on me
I'm sheltered.
That's been beaten.
Let me.
Carl, shooting at.
Going back.
I'm back.
Put this end bone here or whatever you need.
Over there.
There.
OK, just see where we're here on us is dead stuff.
There's a tunnel we're after, bro.
There's a tunnel we're looking at.
Hold on, bro.
Pushing.
You should have threw more teammates.
Eat my ass, bitch.
Who's dead?
Oh my god, shit, I'm so bad.
Hey, tell your boy to get my dick out of his mouth.
Hey, who's your big brother?
Yeah, tell your boy to get my dick out of his mouth.
I got you.
You're not right now, buddy.
See?
I think I just need to see.
Shut the hell up down there.
I'm looting up here, leave us alone!
Where are these kids at?
Uh, below somewhere.
We also have a bunch of crawlers.
Might have crawled out.
I thirsted some, I thought.
This is walled.
This is closed.
So if they're crawling, they have to go.
I said Rob, I don't think, who's crawling you think?
I saw one guy crawling for sure.
I first said the guy that I, the first team that I killed.
Snapp again?
Snapp you know?
You're snappin' young man!
I think some guy was crawling over here.
There's a guy that's sterile, I don't think I lit it either, if you want to lit him.
Okay.
Right, that is a free snap hook chat.
I think you're right.
Kinetic converter on this guy.
And then...
That's about it.
This guy had... shot it.
Who'd you have?
I'm looking.
You're good.
I don't want to see if that, like, would even hit me.
There's been so buggy lately.
I want to go down there, Luke, but you already know someone's down there.
There might be a team under us.
I think there's a team first floor.
There's a wall here.
of the
magic imagine losing that crazy
the way to that easily
I'm talking massive amounts of shit
you know a lot of these guys know it's us and we've been getting it all day
so I apologize I'm like an asshole
Loses immediately
I literally thought I was like yeah, how's his dad
Well, there's that snap hook we were all thinking about.
You need any snaps?
You got it?
Yeah.
I already have one on me.
Are you having extra?
Yeah.
I'm over it comes.
Need any shotguns?
Yeah.
I'm over it comes
Yeah, you shot guns
Yeah, I'd be alright. All right
Now put in the bud hole handful rubber ducky
This is the guy outside
Which guy?
The guy that snapped up. Yeah, that's what I just looted. Yeah. This is the last guy you killed too. Yep down below
Mm-hmm. Yeah, and that was this guy's teammate with the snap hook
What are you at numbers one 77 nothing crazy I can drop if we did want to keep going I
Think they're literally old lobby knows it's a good at this point
Or behind us to our left
I
Can down there hold on where I don't know
On this door here you're gonna see a three two one
One should die one's dead other ones cracked
I'll be getting playing
How many nades does this guy have?
Just getting curious and you know.
Yeah, someone's behind us.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, wrapping our catwalk.
Are we at 80's?
Is it 2-0 already?
No.
How's that go?
I'm clear.
I'm throwing a punch on the catwalk right now I think.
It's about to be.
yeah I just saw one cross right to left
another one cross right to left proud too ding ding ding
well that shot good for sure fucking god the ether put a jolt on wall
We're going to the wall.
Watch your dog.
Dog.
Good dog.
Nice.
Check your dog.
If you have the F word on your slur list for the day, go ahead and check that off.
F word on the slur list.
It's not even Saturday tea and they're already ripping it.
I mean, they have an entire day dedicated.
Oh, gosh.
This other team's walking back up.
BAM!
Look at that.
Another guy.
I'm not sure what's like in here.
Pactin.
I cracked him.
I got him.
Are they all dead?
No, still went up over on this side.
Shield's broken.
Two more, two more, two more, two more, two more, two more, two more!
You don't know about you!
I'm not a converter, I'm opening, looking.
I have no more blue shields, I need to rotate back.
I got one, I got one.
Drop them.
I got one, I got one.
I got one.
My god!
Fucking bitches talking shit, maybe I should win the fucking raid before you talk shit bitch
And you were lying about that food
Yeah
I
Told you food
Food buff is real that a little prescription about a raw, but they work together as one
They work together as one
I'm gonna be honest these rage is so good I might have to play a little bit longer
longer. Dude, we are just, that's what I'm saying. It's like it's hard to get off whenever
the raids are this good. Chad, what do y'all think about another hour? Just one. I gotta
clear it through the wife first, so. Yeah, they're there. I gotta shed weight. I gotta
I should wait again give me a second
they get something back
yeah they were
Let him push us.
Stay there.
Getting up walls.
Move me.
I'm putting these in a spot that I won't forget them.
There we go.
We're tight left.
I don't like the idea of a team spotting behind us.
Why is it 17 minutes? I think it might be fine.
We wait for like 45 seconds and if there's no team here yet, then they ain't coming.
Well, at least not from this exact spot.
I'm peeking side door.
I think I cut the bugle
Niiiice
There's another team at the atrium door
Drop them on
Give me a second
Drop them on
Oh, they didn't drop
I'm in it
They on smoke?
They're in the smoke, yeah, they're in the elevators
They're thirsting those bodies
Go get everything they need for our drinks
The other one should be the one a little low last one's cracked right here. Light being
Queen. Beautiful cave. Oh, you're good. Hey, good.
No, you'll face the far ones. I got these guys far left.
All right. I don't know how to go to the catalog or yeah down this way. It's the last scene.
Let's say drop below us. So they're here. Oh, one of them is.
I think they finished that dude's friend, I don't know though, I think they did too.
Sure something hit metal, yeah breaching underneath this, yeah I think it's got to be in the
battery room right?
Maybe, not too sure.
You're gonna need to leave.
Yeah, you want to?
Yep.
Alrighty, let's start grabbing shit.
I got a 24 shield here for ya.
I got a 50 here, I'm poppin' cool.
I heard someone close to us close right in doorway
All right pop a shield
Around the other side of this
Got Bobcat kinetic converter on that guy
one's left sounds like deep left and maybe one short left yeah
Yeah, I'll blazer watch out.
What's on that door?
I'm gonna crack this guy and then think about pushing.
That's gonna crack.
That's gonna hurt. I'm with you.
There you go. Other one's done already.
Jeej, why did you choose not to ever play Jeej?
I'm here.
What the fuck?
How did you go from Jeej to a little quick right hook?
What the fuck was that?
Where the fuck did that come from?
Bingo man, we got the Edward and the Edward in the same raid!
Holy shit!
Bingo cards are getting full today boys.
Wow.
What the fuck dude?
I have so many guns, I have like four gun piles right now I think, or at least three.
This might be fucking as big as our raid earlier, Jesus.
What's going on, dude?
Enjoy trios. I feel like you can do more on duos
Yeah, I feel like it's just like what you do actually matters like if you get if you make a plane you get a pick
It's it's a different game than in a trio when there's still two guys left
Mm-hmm. You're not getting team shot still one. Hey, I dropped guns. I think
That's everywhere. I'm looking for the other ones
I'm away for you though. I'm gonna get too crazy. I think there's um, I
Am not gonna have no room I
Think there's a gun. Oh wait. I think I picked your guns up on accident. I did
Here toro blue chose what Vinny Vinny
Did you drop two tools here fucking take two?
Shit I
I got another three over here in this corner and then we have the other guys who are inside
of this corridor as well.
This guy's unlooted.
Now they're four of the blue chubbs over there that they said we didn't loot.
Yeah, I'm on one of them.
blue choke leaving this guy right here for you on the way over here we max
greeting think we are right deserve it we killed fucking 20 people I'm saying
I
Like I see you say this that we didn't lose and there's two you do both or
I've lost track of everyone as you get the one I pinged are you on them? I think you might be
Me I don't even know the drop this point
Damn spiders.
Another unlooted guy.
Five smoke grenades on me.
Mother Vinnie.
it's I'm past the point of smokes near the elevator from our gods near the
elevator from our gods you know we have even looted bridge guys like I dropped
guns on the bridge was that this raid or last raid? I don't even remember this guy's not even
literally unless you looted him. This guy in business? No idea. I don't know who I've looted
And there's another fully juiced guy
What do you have? I'm about $2.93
$2.52, about to be $2.56
I got a row and a half of herbs
I have like 50 herbs right now
You have 30 herbs
I have like 50, 20, 25, 30
I got 4 tea, 4 tea
Another barely looted body
This is insanity man
Just grocery shopping at this point. I don't even know yeah, do we look this guy in the bus?
Yeah, that's what I just found
All right, let's leave now just gonna relupt this guy underneath here make sure these guys are both done
We kill anybody over here this way
Oh
Yeah, we did did we ever live with the first team we first team we go like we live it remember
Let's take a quick peek
Yeah, see like this guy
Remember one of us looting him looted you must have got him all right cool
Press that button I'll be down to me. It's good to me looks good to me great work
And another one and another one and another one fights at us
It's like our fifth lobby wipe of the session it's been actually kind of unbelievable
Okay, roll down
Followed it have a key brother. He's gonna get a lot of next row. I got one. I got one
259 what is yours
293
That's the right amount dropped all my shields dropped on my d-fibs dropped all my stings
That's three 250k plus rates in a row no
At least post it
I'm telling you killing those 27 dads with nine fives. That was the best decision we ever made
I mean we were assholes for that 30 minutes but man it's really put us in
lobbies to be successful
Oh, hey, get a tea.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let's get out of here.
That's hard for me to go forward round.
Good Ray boys!
Hit that shit!
He's hitting it, he's hitting it!
He don't have E.
Don't have E.
Don't ball.
I mean, what a haul, fuck me, I left an 8-minute or 4, 6-tora, 4's a bobcat 4, a snap-up, 30
herbals, 6 sterilized, 10 shield, a surge-shuler charger, I mean, everything you just said,
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
me too. Me too. Me too. The two
staff hooks to Bobcats shot guns,
Vinnie's I mean, me too,
brother. Unbelievable.
Don't forget the nine crude.
One in there.
Can't drop a Bobcat one.
Not the Bobcat one.
Bee, don't hide me, Elma.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
What do I do?
Looking for precision.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Oh, they're close!
Come on in, friend.
take your time I'll be right back chat let me go yeah to my wife real quick I'll
be right back boys
I got to wake up super early tomorrow, so.
actual LG
the in-universe move
hold down
actual LG
hutch is caked cheevis
alright actual LG
I'll have a sesh tea hell of a sesh two for two to be honest two for two
We're going up
What's left? What's left? I'll check these spawns
Yeah, they're there
They're in the back of this room. I swear
That guy I don't know boy. Oh, no, I'm looking
dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, homie's dead
I'm just kidding, fucking
oh shit, this guy is fucking hard
what did you say?
oh yeah, you are a wazza
I can't repeat that one
well, I was making sure I heard what I heard
Sometimes I hear it so much that like people ain't saying it and I hear it brother. Yes
Oh here is
I've got up top
I
Will blue choke Johnson go up. Yeah
Not pale it again for the fifth time today
not good I'm alive
behind us oh I'm down good luck
They're opening that side door you can oh they're above you
We play bottom s2
You can make it down here without dying
That's a solo idea maybe not
I think I killed the guy that the shooting
No, no, no, I got shot in the ass. It's the team that's right above us
How many I don't know
He'll do you know you are yeah
I know, we're gonna fucking ape him.
three blood buddy that's guys across the catwalk
right to left yeah all the trash moving right to left last chain
I see him I mean two of them up and just swing it yeah I think it's a solo I'm gonna wall off
Yes, that was nice. I can't lie to you respect
EG is with us. Oh, make a little break over here
Healing falling that buddy. Yeah, you're good
well this guy need d-fibs. Do you have any d-fibs?
I'm sharing. Yeah I have d-fibs.
There are three. Got any one of these.
Don't peek I'm pushing.
Hate me.
Yeah, you win that all though.
I don't even know where he went.
I think I'm on the stairs.
He's in the corner.
Off the side.
Look at that.
They're going to take our third.
We can't do anything about it.
Yep.
The door's not blocked, so let him.
Yeah, these guys are freaky.
Yeah
Killing up I think we just wrap left on a green item on the door
the team close on us. I need shield charges.
They shot rolled again.
I'm actually going on shields.
Twing and left.
Yeah.
I'm flying in two seconds.
That team's dead. There's a full other team down.
Open the door, play that angle. I'm going to push up.
Not
My god
Holy shit
No, no, no none
We got to get these guys still enough.
No.
These guys on the outside real quick, and then we all door block the door.
Let's just suck these guys real quick.
Yeah, suck them.
Suck them.
Oh, they already got sucked.
Somebody relive them.
Yeah, somebody did maybe these guys.
And we're getting sloppy seconds.
Come on!
team, TSA, honest, my skins. I didn't mean to make a move, you have it.
on the ground 60 on the ground right here six on the ground right there 60 sorry
I might knock one here at he did crack one
Father down here somewhere
This pillar here one father on that pillar
I got four times on that pillar still nice looking for the one farther he ran back
Okay, going all the way back, I'm looking for more ammo, dead, nice, good to go, other
Other one was farther left, my right up on.
And frostbite.
Like that.
There.
Troops right there whenever you can.
All these things.
I
Know I'm running
Not teeth in touch shut up
Piper
other team
on you
yeah come for tsa maybe
yeah
dead on one
track on one
nice
well over
we're gonna have to play for lobby white there's just too many bodies, i need medium
the medium to especially how much he's got to rent a
yeah tons on them you know how much actually
I'm just gonna loot these bodies
there I'm dropping you
140 my man
Okay, no three
Actually, actually check that nothing
Shield up. Yes, sir. I think you're a lobby top third
I'm
Be careful, heal up.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
One to one health.
One just slid right.
Yeah, I'll be sketchy be a
Send it
All there running right left here. He's just throwing the fight beautiful. Hi
Oh
Another guy heard that flare I'm like train
Okay, hey massacre we have to have a 20 kills right now. There's no way down to you
We killed every single body that is on the train you want to go yeah, we gotta go right now
going
They laugh today they laugh
just got here for no
they're baiting it
yeah nothing here
I
Bodies yeah, there's a down guy right next to it. It's completely like that
There's so much arc in here like there's no idea Niagara whoever hit the button, you know what I mean? Yeah
Something just hit it in bail baby. Maybe just spawned in hit it before they go. You want to snap back up?
Yeah
Yeah, a lot of bodies
Wooo maximum focus type of rage at maximum focus type of raid my goodness gracious
I like the Tarenta one of the guys that was looting Tarenta on this guy this too yeah
I'm gonna leave it I'm not gonna touch it stitcher four as well and five herbals bottom
of the inventory. Oh wow. Another max goop potential raid. They just keep coming.
Watch that, where's all the bodies?
HAHAHAHAHA
Alright boys, get to work. We're gonna need a chart set up.
Hot spots red, cold spots blue.
This is LG from each item.
No. What do you mean no? Fuck you! Yes!
Got a little bobcat for me son?
Yeah, just heard a door.
Is that you?
It was me, it was me.
Hmm, how are you in possession of a bobcat on the state?
Are you not?
Are you not in possession of that bobcat on the state?
left the Toro on the hack guy wait didn't i drop guns at some point shatter am i crazy
is that last trade they're all blending together they're all blending they're all blending together
the tables are hot the tables are hot oh man the tables are so hot oh
the hottest the hottest of tables
oh please we're free here yeah I think you're right then we got the guy to the
left this duo that you cleaned up
this guy is looted this guy is looks like this is this guy's already looted
little stitched at right here or is that worth anything for parts
scrap it I mean another 250k raid that's that makes it four in a row five in a
room us for dirty stanky or I think we did it man whoever put this wall they
did a great job and whoever put that wall there's pretty pretty cool
pretty good great guy yeah I was talking to you the whole time but I was
muted I didn't know about you let's leave them to 70 I got yet another two not
one but two body right here I don't even know if we looted this guy
which body yes that's the first guy I think I looted him I think that's one
who ripped it yeah he's got a key I guess he's safe yeah sure
I
Oh smell
Come on, I'll carry it catch you the back Jesus
Oh
Brother I'd say good rain, but I'm tired of saying it
You're making it rain bro. I mean shit
What is going on?
W Wade, another W Wade well bro I think I'm ending on that one.
Dude, ended on top, you know it's the only downhill for you.
Hey bro, hope you have a great rescue stream man.
Appreciate you, let me play with you.
Profitable duo of all time.
We had to have made I mean from from the moment when we killed all those fathers of sex
We had to have made what five mil in terms of guns and
Who knows bro like between both of us
Shit, I don't know oh
We probably fuck it. I mean we had like
Our codex is fucked
I'm not gonna get my YouTube editor just to compile it 245 181 199 and then 180 right there are
P central our second is a 181 it was a 10 minute raid what the fuck was that oh no 10
You can't do that shit on Dan. That's for sure. No, you can't. Fuck is that? You can't.
I'm literally maxed out on. What the fuck? You cannot.
All right. Gege bro, catch you on the flip flop. Gege bro. Later dude. Yep, Mr. and Mr.
I don't need to delete now.
Hell yeah, good problem to have.
Later.
Chat, GGs gents.
Thank you guys all so much for hanging out.
I love you.
Thank you all so much for having a great day with me.
I appreciate you guys.
I hope all of you have a wonderful rest of your night.
Afternoon, day, again,
case it's your first time here or you just got here.
I will not be live Monday through Thursday.
my wife going a little vacay. So I will be back on Thursday on Friday. Buck of Fan Friday.
Potentially back on Thursday, but plan for Friday. All right. Yeah, man. Yes, awesome.
Anything on top? Yesterday at 20,000 beers today, we had like 15 on just YouTube alone.
We had like 25k all together.
So, you guys are the best community out there.
YouTube, Twitch, Kik, 200k subs yesterday.
I mean, the list goes on.
We guys are absolute animals.
I appreciate you.
Thank you for taking care of me and me and my family.
I hope me and the boys and gals
bring some enjoyment to you guys.
And I appreciate everything that we've accomplished
in the last couple of months.
So, I'm gonna go and take a little mental reset.
go spend some time with some fam, some much needed time,
so much wanted time, and I do get rejuvenized
and ready to go hard into paint whenever I get back,
again, for another 10 months.
So I appreciate you guys, man, I love you.
I hope all of you have a wonderful rest of your week
and next week, and I'll see you guys on Friday.
All right, be good, be safe.
Don't say any slurs unless it's Saturday.
Take care of the people, watch the homies and the ladies.
I love you guys, man.
Have a wonderful rest of your night.
Have a wonderful early week.
I'll see you guys next weekend.
Later chat!
Ah-hoo!