you
You
you
You
you
You
I feel like a ball of bad-button
What are we gonna do?
I'm that fake small woman
Yeah, I'm the liar that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up better
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, hutch, I can see you little bitch.
Oh my, oh my god, they have built a wall of carnival-synchrotobots.
Wow, that's nice.
Yo, catch!
I
Playbomb
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.
I win one five hundred miles
And I win one five hundred more
I'll be the man who won five toes
And I'll spend all night to sleep too
Oh baby that was quite a punch
Did somebody shut my pulse?
Yeah, yeah
It's three minutes since I've tested
But I'm flying, I'm flying
That's what I'm talking about.
I
Oh, shit!
No!
No, that's me, bro. Yes, it is me.
Fat Bram Lincoln.
Turn, I will...
Turn?
Turn.
Turn, God bless.
Turn.
Good morning, gentlemen in Lays! Good morning!
Fuck! My voice...
Damn it! Good morning! Hello! Hello!
I don't know why this camera, it's like whenever I sit down, the earth moves and my camera moves.
I just call myself fat.
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning, gentlemen. How's everyone doing on this beautiful, wonderful, sexy, good-looking,
Good looking, thick ass, petite frame.
Saturday! How's everybody doing on this fine day? How's everybody doing on it?
Everybody doing good? Everybody's doing good?
I see that there's a big oruckus happening on the internet this morning.
There's a big or ruckus, there's a big or ruckus, the internet's not having a fun day.
Everybody, and believe it or not, Chad, everybody's mad at peanut again.
Can you believe it?
Can you believe it to be true?
It's happening again.
oh man oh man oh man this morning I literally open up Twitter now again as
I said I stay the fuck off the shit it's not worth my time it's not worth
anything anytime I go on Twitter or X whatever you want to fucking call it a
bunch of brain dead fucking morons with avatars as there's their picture
It's not even them anymore, you know, at least used to you used to go on Twitter. You'd actually see people now
You just see anime, you know, you just see fucking
Joe Biden and and Trump having a boxing match on Mars as a picture
You know
Piece of chicken
It's dog but made from AI so it just looks weird and it's paws are like
like fucked up paws you know they can't get paws or hands right anyways or porn yeah um anyways
people are mad at us they're mad at us because of our Saturdays they're mad they're bitching
they're moaning, they're complaining, they're crying, they're bitching, they're moaning,
it's just, yeah.
You know, it truly alarms me that people don't have nothing better to do with their days.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
Like imagine chat, imagine like, close your eyes and picture this, you're a grown
adult.
Okay. I know it's hard to imagine already. Just imagine. You're a grown adult and there's this peanut.
Sorry. There's this peanut on the internet.
that talks about buttholes, farts and his poo being peanut butter.
And he names the day slur Saturday.
And that bothers you so much that you go to social medias to make
twitlogger paragraph posts about how he's affecting the world in a negative way
and how he is bad for video games and how it's just so incredibly crazy that he could
ever be allowed to do this. Could you imagine being that diluted in the head?
And could you imagine you're the way you think being framed like that?
Fuck them.
That's what I say.
Fuck them.
And hey, it is Slur Saturday.
They're retarded.
Fuck them.
Fuck all of them.
Fuck them.
them all. Fuck them all. Fuck them all. Fuck them. We don't keep having our day. At the
end of the day, it's a fucking joke. Yeah, cry baby bitch made pussies. It's a joke.
It's a joke made when we're getting called slurs all day every single fucking day on
a game called Arc Raiders. And it happens a lot on Saturdays because everybody's off
work and when they lose their stuff we get called the most craziest shit in the world.
So we named today Slurz Saturday because on Saturdays that's when we get called the most.
And because we named it that we started making jokes about that being the day if you gotta
say it fucking you say it then and you write it down in a notebook and tell you can say
it then.
Do we actually mean that?
No.
thinking human being if you have an actual brain that works you would understand
that like everyone who watches us but you can't because you're retarded could
just and Saturday can't get mad at me for saying that word everybody you can't
get mad at me because you are so fucking stupid because you're stupid
It is fuck.
Every single other person who watches us understands this.
Except for you, mother fuckers,
because you're so stupid.
You wanna hate this little peanut so bad
and you'll use any reason to fucking hate him.
Oh, sorry, Chad.
That's my TED talk today.
Good morning, good morning, good morning,
good morning, how's everyone doing?
How's everyone doing on this beautiful day?
Ah, whoo.
Sorry, I had to vent a little bit.
Literally, bro, I opened up a tweet.
Like, I just wake up, open up Twitter, one scroll,
and it's fucking Asmingold defending us.
But it's Asmingold talking about some fucking tweet.
I didn't even read the fucking tweet.
All I saw was something about Slur Saturday and I just see Aspen Gold defending us and
I'm the psych bro.
I'm doing this for what, six weeks now?
I believe that there's like, it's like a weekly thing.
Like you have to, somebody has to get mad at Peanut every week.
Like it has to happen.
If it's not Hassan, it's a fucking random tweet.
If it's not a random tweet, it's the VTuber community.
if it's not the VTuber community,
it's some other slapstick streamer
that just wants to be clipped and backed
by a bunch of delusional people.
And it's like, it's on like a conveyor belt,
just rotating.
It's like, all he has viewers,
we gotta farm them somehow.
It's just like, man, dude, holy shit.
These motherfuckers are losing their minds, bro.
They're losing their minds.
Every day they're losing their minds.
like all we want to do is play video games, crack jokes, and have a good time. That is
it. We want to crack jokes. We want to have a good time. We want to laugh. We want to make
our communities laugh. Everybody's world is in all sunshine and rainbows. Every some people
have bad days when they get off of work from their bullshit jobs or whenever they get
home and they're fucking sad and they want to laugh and they want to have a good time
and they want to giggle. They can come here and they can do that. They can have
have a fun time. They can hear things. They think that they shouldn't be able to hear,
but they hear it anyways and it's funny. That's what we are here for. You're here for you guys
in our chats and in our communities, not these other high-standing fucking morons.
I just want to cry and hate the world in every way, shape and form, you know, just, ah, and
whoo, whoo, craziness, craziness, craziness, craziness.
Alright, plans for the day boys.
We are going to be playing with Peen and with Timmy, Timmy Tendaz today.
We are going to be doing our marathon sponsor at two, but I think our plan is, I think Tim's
going to be on, he's getting on now, but I think he's going to be on to like five, because
he usually doesn't stream on Saturdays.
After marathon, I don't know what me and Pien's plans are.
I don't know if we're going to keep playing marathon or we might switch to arc.
I don't know.
I don't know what the plan is on.
I don't know what the plans are.
What to see, what to see.
2026 can't take a joke.
No, believe it, listen, believe it or not, 2026 people can take a joke man.
That's the beautiful thing.
I was around, I was streaming back in 2020, 2021.
That time was a...
That was the time people couldn't take a joke.
That was the time where people were canceled culture happy and they were actually being listened to
You know
Nowadays you can you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want. It's a beautiful time
Problem is is that those same people who are thriving in the canceled culture days want those days to come back
You know what I mean?
They want they they want those days to come back so bad
They're they're they're feeding for it, you know and I do not want those days to come back. No, no, no
No, thank you. No, thank you. We live in the days of you don't like it. Turn it off. You don't like me.
Turn it off. You don't like peanut turn it off
Get out of here
You don't get to dictate what the internet does
You don't like it at the X the top right of the screen easy peasy
You know, I don't want to go back to those days. I was they sucked
No, thank you
No, thank you keep that shit away from me
Keep that shit away from me
Man weird time, bro
That was a weird one
is
Tim Tim, I'm guessing this probably just yapple. Is he just yapple?
Yeah, he just happened he just started string so we're chilling
Yeah, you guys want to watch some clips before we move into the to the jazz
Oh, man.
Watch some clips.
Oh, I'm going to post the clip of a fart.
That's good.
Clip cues now all by.
Close your clips.
Clip cues now all by.
Close your clips.
POST YOUR CLIPS!
Man, I'm like so close to feeling better, but my sinuses are draining like you wouldn't
believe.
today with a fucking nosebleed, man.
Yo, thank you guys for all the love.
Let me catch up real quick before we start.
Yo, Fawn, Jimmy, Cux, Henry, thank you guys so much for the sub.
Top tier, thank you for the Honda Bitties.
Yerp, thank you for the three months.
So kind, thank you for the 23 months.
Jad, thank you for the tier one.
Knight, thank you for the 15.
Henry, what a 10 gift in my man.
Appreciate you, Henry Ozeal.
Thank you so much for the tier one.
Otto, thank you for the four months.
And Mr.
Jerry with a tear-thrizzle my man hips. Thank you for the tier one writer
Thank you for the five months Colin thinking for the YouTube sub
Kingham thinking for the $20 super chat fuck the haters dog. Amen, dude
Droxic even a hundred bitties Jeremiah thinking for the three hundred bitties
Jeremiah said imagine being more offended didn't I don't know if I should say this part Jeremiah
I appreciate you, bro. I don't know if I can say that part, but I love you. Bolts. Thank
you so much for the $20 super chat, man. Stealing. Thank you so much for the 500 bitties.
McSereal. Thank you so much for the prom fades. Thank you so much for the tier one
as well. Simon. They for the 18 months. Ethan. They for the $2 super chat. Tactical
thinking for the prime, falling thing for the entire year, Mac thinking for the five gifted
cyber.
Thank you so much for the 21 alpha thing for the five gifted cyber and loose thing for
the three months.
People with $20 super chat said it slurs Saturday baby throw on some every time we touch to
start things off.
We'll give it a listen.
Another three, four, five minutes.
Come on, Greg.
Get on the box.
Watch it down.
Right, Greg.
You watch it down
Yo
You get you you get you you get you almost almost so close so close
Oh man
man I hope they fix that uh the jolt man smack him
tnade disappeared I don't know where your second tnade went
I'm not sure.
Smack them.
New team.
Easy.
Teenage body.
Genius.
Retap.
Smell you.
guy third parties runs at you it calls you a rat don't you love it don't you
take a little bashing brah what a wordly more bashing cells yeah I to more
bashing batteries I mean we can't just work we could just like it I have a
ferris the chance in the second it's right here I'm trying to take out the
point
I
Don't see the crash I don't care about anything else. What are we doing in stream cypress, bro?
I got what cracks
Oh, dude
They're all three here.
They get ambushed.
One of the new expeditions.
They're disgusting, bro.
Four, bro?
Go crazy.
I wonder what they're going to argue about.
Oh, Sim's showing Tye where he's at while Tye is hiding screen.
You're actually insane were you literally just spec that I literally hit my screen with full cam
Oh, hi my screen, bro, run right to me because mace is watching me
Joe dude, yeah, I'm literally there's no way they know where I am
There's no way now. He's showing now. He's showing people run right to me in the most awkward spot
I
Lay mine, they might know you are I'm actually gonna I'm trolling bro
Me dude Mason did your daddy me bro a thousand times. I mean, holy
There's a difference between
And getting stream slapped by somebody who's been doing this the last month, what are you talking about?
know the weather I mean bro can't be mad bro like that I mean it's in the wing
but like it wasn't a real death we got killed by cheaters so what do you mean
like you just don't you just can't think dude you don't have the forethought
right nothing's not there's not a critical thinking skill that goes on in
your hang mace, not one bro.
Oh, this is your stroopside being,
doesn't hide his screen,
stares at his crawling away.
As if maybe we might get away
if you're not showing where we are.
But it's that mace, he's just like, maybe he'll get out.
Whatever, let's just queue up.
Do it, I'm in there.
Mason's gotta wake up, bro.
I'm telling you, man.
There's not an original thought that goes on
and that guy said, I'm telling you, dude.
This guy, this guy, bro, dude.
This guy, I'm telling you right, this guy,
I'm telling you right, this guy, dude.
I'm going freak it.
Get two.
Mace is the type of dude who literally,
you get him in your group, right?
Group school project and you're just like,
dude, this guy's gonna do nothing the entire time
and get an A plus.
Like, he's gonna do nothing, bro.
I mean, bro, you should be mad at Mace,
he's gonna be mad at the stream snipers.
Yeah, somehow I'm the bad guy here
while we're getting shoot sites.
Somehow I'm the fucking bad guy.
Porquett almost does, Turner.
How about you just put a streambillie on it if you really care that much, bro?
I'm not sure.
Turn your stream off, dude.
Why you can put it on stream snipers?
But you're the one streaming.
And there it is.
Gets teed last second as he hatches out.
Disgusting, bro.
These kids are apes.
Yeah, it's the same kids, by the way.
Yeah, I know.
Can we not get these kids banned?
I've reported this guy like a thousand times, but I don't know if he's cheating.
He's just stream sniping.
So, sure.
But like, you call out their stream snipers, right?
You know you're hiding your fucking screen
Raging bro, yeah, I want you to think and use your brain remember the last time I got your stuff like that
I was looking at my screen. It's okay Mason. It's all right my bet. I
Say that's on me, bro. I gotta I gotta predict that
Texting someone I wasn't looking at my screen exactly so then why it's okay. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. Nice. No, holy shit
Oh, they even called us a crash out. I think they were just
I was like the most
Suck my ass! Suck my ass!
Let go of me! Let go of me!
Holy shit! Holy shit! We weren't cooking!
Holy shit! We weren't cooking! We weren't cooking!
We're not prime boys! We're not prime!
Bro, he's good. He's good at that game, bro.
Let's fight!
Oh no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No!
Oh man.
So that is what he just, don't, don't, don't ever say I didn't do nothing for you.
So that's what, that's what Nick was talking about yesterday.
That's what he was talking about.
And he was like, Pat, do you remember what I did for you?
That's what he was talking about.
Because I didn't know.
I didn't know what he was talking about whenever he kept saying it yesterday.
I had no idea.
Got it.
That makes a little bit more sense.
If you want us to kill Ark so bad, I don't think they want us to kill Ark.
If they're normal people, they're like me.
They want it to do well.
arc can do better. That is the whole point of having a competition in the space in a live service
game like, okay, imagine in a perfect world, marathon does really well. And it's because of
some of their initiatives, aka banning cheaters, keeping their comps clean, you know, not letting
slur Raiders happen to marathon, right? Like, imagine they do that. And it actually like,
you know, they're doing quite well. Maybe people like it, maybe the reception's good,
maybe embark will also do something. That's a good thing. It's a great thing. Right? Maybe
they'll be like, okay, maybe we'll change our policy on cheaters, maybe we'll actually ban
and people who say hard hours, you know?
That.
Yeah.
All things wrong.
They be sure to lobby needs.
Did I blow it? Did I blow it?
Fuck it.
I'm blowing it!
Three!
Two!
One!
No!
Peanuts!
Let's go!
Oh man, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
Nope.
How do you have a mouse cursor bug at the beginning?
I don't have a cursor.
It's a bug because you alt tab.
You gotta be f**king kidding me.
Pow!
Let me go ahead and tell you what I'm looking at right now.
I'm looking at Sleepy Summit.
I'm looking at Summit just woke up.
awoke it up just awoke it up walked it into the into the computer room pick a
little
try to play a game and the game don't want to be played and he lost his fucking
mind if you there's no way you guys don't know that bug exists there's no
way how do you not know that you have a UI lobby bug before you put it out
Like the most basic of bugs he didn't even get into the game before he started losing his mind
He didn't even get into the game yet. He already losing his shit how for a triple-a company
How it takes you 30 seconds to figure out you have a bug in your game
11 minutes good good
All right, let's ride
Don't kill the need to queue up just yet give me another three four five minutes
Come on, Cracky! Get on the bunch!
We already saw this. We already saw this.
Cracky, get on the bunch! Come on!
Should I just shoot this thing and then run?
Should we just shoot this thing and run?
Yeah, it's like this.
Do you know what I'm gonna fuck you on the rest of these guys?
Oh
Yeah, I miss watching him
I'm gonna buy the $60 base version press the $10 upgrade and then the $40 upgrade to the deluxe version and then the $20
the premium audio and then the $40 Nicki Minaj skin and then the $70 other bullshit it's gonna be the best
Take a deeper dive. I'll take a deeper dive into Battlefield 6
Southpaw this actually made me pre-order Battlefield 6
Get the Resnov challenge back when you pre-order now
I remember
begging to go to this.
My parents never let me.
But I remember begging to go to GameStop midnight release for MW2
Oh, bro black ops to
Actually think I went to this one, but it wasn't at midnight. I think I rolled in at like
like, wow. It was after midnight and there wasn't really a line left. And we got in there,
we got one of the last copies they had. And I was so fucking pumped. I was so pumped.
And I was young at the time, I'm a young guy, so I was young at the time and my dad
had to be there with me. So I, you know, back then I actually cared. So they'd make
your parents sign if you were what under 16, 18.
So I had to have my dad take me and, uh, yeah, I was so pumped.
Let's get this.
Oh, my God, there's a perfect.
It was 17.
I mean, when MW2 was out, 2008, I was 10.
Born in 98.
I was 10 years old.
This was when was this released?
Yeah, I'm 27 and why do y'all think I'm 80 what the fuck is going on? This was 2009 so I was 11
This is 2012 so I was
14 we got we got the bad guy
We got the bad guys don't worry so worries
Guys we got the bad guy. Don't worry. We're all safe now. We're all safe
We're safe we're safe guys don't worry. We're safe. We're safe
We're safe now guys every safe you got the bad guys
We're going to the fridge now, we're going to the fridge.
Hey guys, I'm going to the fridge, stop him, stop him!
I've been being a YouTuber for so long, like I've just, I've had everything in the world
said about me.
And I expect way more when I went into drag racing, I was the class clown.
They, they all thought I was a joke because of the mic, the way I had my car set up and
the way we ran it.
It was a joke, you know, and I think right now I'm, I'm the rookie and people can say
whatever they want.
But when I keep coming back every time and they realize that their words don't affect
me.
Yeah.
Time and time again, they're going to run out of breath because as long as I'm
having fun.
Yeah.
keep showing up at these NASCAR races.
Oh my God!
Marka, trucked real rallies.
Their words on Facebook will not change
the fact that I'm going to come back
and try again as long as I'm having fun.
Yee-hoo!
You see your chat, right?
Yeah, but they're never happy, Nick.
They don't like me.
Do they say anything mean to you, Jerry?
Oh yeah, all the time, yeah.
Where the fuck would you?
Oh, bad, yeah, dude.
They call me, well, I used to be a crack addict,
I used to smoke crack, like I used to be an addicted crack, so they always bring it up.
Jerry's not, now's not the time to joke around, you being serious, everybody?
I'm serious, I've been sober a long time now though.
You were ripping the crack pipe?
Yeah, for a couple years.
Damn, Jerry.
Yeah, I'm good now though.
Yeah, no, no, I know, but you were sending that motherfucker, right?
Yeah, yeah, I was, I'm happy you kicked it, but holy f**k man.
Yeah, I was on the move.
I
Style that should be perfect
Shrap and shop on boys, we're going to go into the lines there are you seeing that
Nope
Okay, you gotta do it you gotta do it easy to do it's really easy to do
Well, yeah, I was messing up the movement wait wait, yeah, how far can I teleport? Oh my god
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
Dude, holy shit!
What the fuck is that?
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!
Bro.
That's why everyone's uh anyone comes in here. Hudge, do you ever plan on playing
Tarkov again? I ought to just like have this clip, you know?
exclamation mark dog shit and it just shows this
He's in the box and that's the bottom line because oh, oh, that's so, somebody get me to hell, yeah!
Ah, kid's awesome!
There he is!
No good shit!
Fuck you!
Good shit!
you will die here now we got him boys we got him first we get hide advance
oh my god oh oh take that fool so you should want to pull out a weapon
What the hell?
He's stupid!
All right, let's kill him.
I
Love K-dra
Bro, this is fucked this is so fucked this is so fucked up
This is coca shit. This is coca shit. No, I didn't expect
are way did I see not good with
these. Did I see that it's not
lost with tones but there's like
some type of iteration of lost
with tones coming back chat. Was
that true.
It's basically lost with
tones without boughs right.
Yeah, what are you saying, don't worry, if you don't know what I'm saying, good, you're
not plagued by League of Legends, taking over your brain and ripping it apart and spinning
it out.
Don't worry. I'm talking to all the losers in here like myself. Just give us a moment.
Let us nerd out really quick and then we'll be back with you regular people here in a
moment. It's called Witchcraft. And it's Kajal's team again. So it's basically lost
I don't know why I'm forgetting
The other guy's name, Nemesis and Reckless. Got it.
And then they got a new top laner, and a new org or whatever.
Horror games.
What the fuck?
What is happening, bro?
I could have gone my entire life without ever sitting there.
The scariest moment for me was Sydney.
It had rained overnight, pretty slick, undulating,
downhill off-camber, outside curb.
Curbs will kill a car, even though it doesn't look like much.
I did a couple of donuts and Scott was like,
three, two, one, action, action.
All right, here we go.
So I come in, first, second, third gear wide open,
handbrake down the second, threw it in,
full reverse entry, tire smoke going this way
and it actually backed up almost to a stop
and pulled straight out.
I was like, oh, Scott, I can't do that again.
He's like, uh, we got goggles on?
Nope.
They're in the passenger seat.
All right.
Do it again.
Put your goggles on.
If you can get a little more proximity on the rear to the curve, that'd be great.
Scott, oh, if you ever seen me do the same thing twice.
Nope.
He's like, I told you not to do the same thing.
Don't you do it better?
So I came in, got full backwards and started turning in and I clear the
turn, but I cleared it with more speed than I thought I was going through.
I thought, hmm, it's going to be real close to hitting that curve on the back.
And I turned and I didn't hear anything. It was like perfect. I think you were ready. I'm like, I can't do any better than that.
Did you have goggles on? Yeah. All right. Cut print. That's the trail.
Cool.
Hi, I'm Aaliyah and I do. Nope. Nope.
Prated to the Houston Texans because I just saw the Max Crosby trade and I have to get the hell out of this division immediately.
And AI. All right. Good clips. Honestly. Good clips.
Is Tim still yapping?
Is Tim still yapping? Resident Evil anytime? Bro listen man
you talking to the wrong one you know you know that you talking to the wrong one dude I got no
want in my entire body to play those shitty, stupid, ugly,
stinky, scary games.
Not because I'm a pussy, but I can't handle it without screaming
and yelling like a little girl.
But because I don't like them.
And they're too scary.
I don't know.
Listen, man, I like to play video games to have a good time.
You know what I mean?
Like I like to watch movies to laugh or to be on an adventure not to be scared
I like being scared when I get scared I get angry, you know
Also, I got a little little extra down here tonight. Get in there
Get in there
Fuck it everything else come out then oh
Oh my what the hell I look like a billy goat get in there
Fuck it I
Gotta go trim that I gotta go trim it. I hate it. I hate it
We're good.
Should have braided it like a Viking is that what they do quick trim quick trim
No, we don't have enough time to jump into our today
We're on a little late
We're gonna jump into arc later after
After the initial day
Go ahead and jump in Discord.
Tim knows I'm ready.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hi from Germany, Guten Tag.
Guten Tag.
Excited for marathon. Yeah, man. I mean listen, I think
You know I
Didn't I didn't hate it last time we played they minded it all I thought it was okay, so
Am I dreading having to play it? No, absolutely not
This is not a B rated program fix your title
What's my title?
How about you suck my nuts?
Huh.
How about you gobble my Johnson?
Ever thought about that?
Hey, man, yeah.
Well, we're getting in there now. I don't want to sit here and stare at you guys anymore.
You guys are ugly. Can't be mad at me. You shit on me every day. I can call you ugly
Hey, hey, don't call me that.
Crack head, cracky.
I don't care.
I don't fucking care.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
All right, let's have a good day.
Peanut should be on in 12 minutes or no.
I don't know what time Peanut's getting on, to be honest.
Maybe in 12 minutes, maybe in an hour and 12 minutes, but in the next hour at max.
drag what app 12 central so in 12 minutes
sponsor my sponsor starts at 2 do a PM
a 2 a p.m. oh shit oh shit I don't think I actually oh we need to do this actually
upgrades yeah yeah yep they less was this to grants bonus technical ability
energy unlocks lockbox key for purchasing the armory sure like that might be
actually worth that taking my space dollars it is wait shit this actually
matters
he can pass the increase the number of movements where's the worst inventory
chat can you buy can you upgrade your your inventory or your stash in this bitch
as well or no?
Yeah, can you change it over here? I need unstable diode shit
Yeah, are you here?
Can you change the game in the title on all the streams, please? Thank you
is there like things over here for these as well one of these upgrades oh my goodness
oh my gosh there's so many pay you what the fuck bro are they all have different ones
Oh
I just you know what I'm gonna get ahead. Are you trying to understand that?
No, thanks
No, thanks. All right last time we played we actually had a great sesh
That's you're really really good
What do I not need?
What do I not need
I'm guessing we just sell everything that's not PvP oriented, right?
the
cell weapon mod you aren't using all these
that actually sounds good with who I play and fuck it now eliminating a usag
pays you a small amount of credits I get don't care be overheated
I'm sitting damages increased don't care I want you down sides for a moderate
duration you gain the signal jammer effect don't care while under the
the effects of cardio cake don't care.
Eliminating the hostile shortly after sprinting,
grants you the effects of cardio cake.
Now that's good.
Rip, sail,
herbose, allow the increase ADS speed,
keep, allow the increase stability,
keep, Alice bag, sail,
oracle lens,
sail, sail,
sail,
Dale
All right, cool don't need it MIPS rounds until we have a shotgun and what do we not need down here?
We can sell this storage drive so storage drive sales Park leaf
Sell the circuit sell the rods
Sell the lead sell the gun
unstable biomass sell that to fuck it
audio kick oh my gosh we have stuff over
here too keep this oh nice keep this
Modally increases damage of your next melee cell.
Keep this.
Under the effects of energy amp, eliminating hostiles.
Energy amp. See, I'm never going to use the energy amp.
Cell. Keep that.
Antivirus, keep antivirus.
EMP grenades. Put that in the stash.
up enhance
there's that
flex, that's for an assassin, sale
keep the ammo thing
cool
vaults, armory
and then we want to buy
where the hell is it
That
Wait, where's that there it is
So
We have three those
Alrighty, put this away use our burst rifle. It is so good
You got that that should be good cool beans, but where the fuck is Tim?
Is there a solo mode?
Can I queue into a solo mode and be fine?
Tim is on, what's Tim doing?
Can we wait for Tim or do we do a solo?
What do you guys think?
You don't think to wait?
But what if he's fat and ugly?
We still wait, do you think, there?
Tim is the carry, don't ever, don't ever disrespect me like that again.
Don't you ever disrespect me like that again.
is never the carry peanut only in apex legends that's it everything else I carry him I have
to he has no arms and legs he can't walk solos hell yeah Tim will carry your fat ass
Shut up, Creek! No, he won't. You liar. You liar, you faith.
How's he looking at me like that? Hey. Hey. Hang it up, Terry. Only reverse, Terry.
All right, I'm not waiting. We're going in. We're going in.
what's our quest for yeah but then we go ahead in a quest and damn it hurry up
damn not enough space all right first gripe about this game why and the
absolute Shiza are you giving us enough space to literally oh my gosh I'm a
when did I get when did one the fuck did I get a shotgun
For a while, why do we have such little space man? We're selling this
Isn't this a shitty isn't this guns shitty
Isn't this gun ass
Yes
We had to have gotten it from a quest all right
Let me invite the fat man
Invite scene
Invite to fat men stint you guys only see some fucked up every time I open up Tim's chat now. This is what I see
Reason provided you if you don't follow this channel's community standards you will be timed out or banned reason provided weight limit exceeded
And you believe that shit
And you believe that shit right there and you believe
And you believe what I just read
How is that even a damn thing, huh?
Can you believe that I ain't even that fat I'm actually petite and some people's eyes
you know how should we need that here yeah make it happen yeah make it happen with Owen
rocks and glass houses here fuck it make it happen you tell your chat to call me a fat ass bro
what no what me why'd you tell your chat to call me a fat ass
that doesn't i don't think that was me maybe you're confused me with someone else
Oh, yeah, yeah, that makes yeah, that makes sense might be the other hutch that thug guy. Oh
Gotcha, bro. Oh, we have let's have Tim skinny guy
Good morning good morning
Get your decaf coffee in you. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I've been thinking about going caffeine a little bit again slow little hit
You know what I'm saying it's a little bump on that shit little hit, bro
I feel like it would make me feel like I'm on Adderall because I haven't taken it in so long
Have you been drinking any sodas?
No, oh, bro. You'd be on the moon
Although decaf has a little caffeine in it, right? So if you have enough decaf you can technically get some caffeine hits
Yeah
Yeah, yeah exactly that's because I do drink a lot of it. I do take a lot of decaf
I don't know how you drink decaf bro. It just tastes like I mean I just
It's more placebo for me like I like coffee's taste and everything the warmness of it. I enjoy the method of it
Yeah, no, you also enjoy taking a razor scooter to the ankle
Do you don't even drink coffee? So like how do you I have my own coffee bread? What are you talking about?
out to do you really sell out hashtag ad where it's like sell out in his jet dude
can't believe it chat least I'm not trying to sell coffee to you guys right
guys it's my coffee yeah sure buddy it's all out you do the same thing I can't
say that because I can't say that I can't say that everyone type hashtag
again. So make sure you guys are all aware that I am doing an ad. I can't say that. I
can't say that. Oh, man. It's gonna be a great day. You're starting the day off fantastic
because it's a great day to be. I'm watching you know that I am throttling my kid back
when I'm playing with you because I feel like your ass. So that might be the most
disrespectful thing you've ever said to me. Well, I mean, dude, I got to be honest
You I expect so much more out of you out of an extra shooter and I'm just I feel like you're not that guy in this game
I don't know why yeah, you know what I you're not wrong
I don't think it's I just like I feel like all the other games that like I would
Tarkov arc I would trust you. Yeah, I just don't know if I could fully trust you right now
Well, I'm not changing my kid. I'm gonna carry the fuck out of your fat ass. So you're not gonna get hurt
I'm gonna carry you it's gonna be really hard. I'm gonna need at least I want you know I
I should have shown you bro
Actually, I can't show you pull my stream up real quick
I'm just gonna literally pull up my YouTube stream and rewind so you can look at the haul that I had for my last game yesterday
Okay, I'm watching I'm looking hang on. Hang on. Let me
What did you upgrade your stash?
What do you mean like the amount? Yes
If you steal one of those things that I need to upgrade my stash, I'll kill you in game
That's a little dramatic. Don't you think no, I'm out of room and I hate it. Oh my gosh
Is that a sniper?
Look it.
This was my haul.
The cat is kind of in the way.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, right here.
OK, this was my last raid last night for my last run.
You rob a bank?
Dude, we killed one of the best teams that I fought,
because we 3-2-1'd them and got them on the back foot
off grip.
And like, do you see this purple core and this?
These are both thief scores.
But I took off the guy that I killed,
and that blue shield and these guns, all those guns.
It was insane, bro.
Actually insane.
Beep!
Sorry, Duke Sparkin.
I hit him with a little bit of a bzzzt.
Mm, get him in line.
Get him in line, get him in line.
That's actually nuts.
Yeah, bro.
So that's like what I just left with.
And that was my last run of the day.
Who were you playing with yesterday?
It was me, Lass and Matt.
Actually, yo, I'm not kidding.
Chet, correct me if I'm wrong.
We only died one time.
The three of us
Right chat
Yes, so you're getting carried up
No, dude, I don't know what it was but we were all like playing really well together
like everyone
Like you didn't like what if one of us went down the other two played really well to either win or like clutch up
Matt clutched up 1v2 and
Goddess me and last both at one point there was another point where we were fighting that really good team last was playing the medic and
And last D fibbed me and Matt together and that's how we won the fight because he got both of us
Yes, bro, he's the man. He's the big burly man. He's like a big a safety net, you know
Yeah, wait wife. I grow
Oh
Just a quick
Add a little billy goat
Where do you buy course shot these guys the gas station? Oh
Oh
You course light is that what you're talking about? Yeah course light. Where do you buy Coors like it?
Where are
This from this guy for my legs hooray
Using a patch kit briefly increases your hardware. That's a really nice
What if I do? I
We have a rat in the pool!
I will take one.
Buffalo chicken tender, and I want watermelon.
I've been fucking feeding for some watermelon.
Alright, I am ready when you are.
Yeah, go ahead.
Oh, is he still muted? I can't see.
Yeah, what do you want for lunch today, bro?
I feel like I want to be light, you know, nice light salad, maybe.
A 27-ounce steak, okay?
I would say that's probably the opposite of light.
I have a pub, son, bro.
I just ordered one.
I literally, wait, why'd you say that?
Why'd I say what?
The PubSub.
Well, I got a donut earlier this morning,
first donut of the day,
and the guy said that he's going to PubLix
for the first time and asked what's sub.
I literally just asked my wife to get a PubSub.
Did you really?
I swear on everything, I swear on.
Oh my God, bro, it must be in the air today.
That's insane.
Bro, we're locked in.
We're one, we're one brain, one working, barely, working brain.
All right, let's go, join my group, man.
Can you shut the fuck up, fat ass?
Sure, sure, no problem there, no problem.
Thank you, bro.
What kind of pops up did you get?
Chicken tender, hot honey chicken tender?
Buffalo chicken.
I actually got the hot honey, bro.
So much better.
I'm gonna fucking sweat it out while I'm eating it.
Hot honey is also hot and then you get the sweet. Do you know like sweet heat? I've never had hot honey
What in the fuck?
How can you be the size you are you've never had a hot honey pepperoni pizza or a hot honey like chicken tender
No, no, no, I've never had a hot honey chicken tender. I've dabbled in the hot honey-ness, but not in the chicken tinda. Oh
My god, bro. You just pissed me off
We'd rather be pissed off than pissed off
I'm gonna get a second one and get the hot honey one as well
There you go
All right, I'm not ready. We should change that and get ready. I am not ready, bro
yo also I guess we're on completely different quests now because you've
just kind of like grown up without me huh oh you fucking you know yeah yeah I
mean it's your fault you played our players yesterday and I'm committed to
to the game, actually, I got it.
Hashtag real.
Oh my God, bros. Yo, they caught a great white shark off Panama City Beach. Holy fuck.
What the hell's a great white doing over there?
Bro, you know what? I don't know
Bull sharks animal fact of the day bull sharks are moving into fresh water at an alarming rate
more now than ever before
They're just choosing to
They're choosing to migrate into fresh water and and they're they're finding bull sharks in the Great Lakes
They're finding bull sharks in in a lot of brackish
But now just straight up fresh water and they're breeding there and they're young are thriving in fresh water as well
Yeah used to they would believe that bull sharks would have to return to see water or salt water in order to like kind of like
Get it out of their system then go back in a fresh, but now they're just living in fresh water
And they're they're actually insane bro rivers lakes
Yeah
Am
Yep, all right, let's go. You ready?
I mean
We should probably do your quest right cuz you got to get the second Gucci. Yeah, we're going out. We're getting my Gucci
Outposts just fucking harder. You like
All right, we're going anywhere but outposts. Let me change. I'm just saying dude outposts was I saw people like
You have to be level 12 to do outpost. Okay, so everyone's bringing in the good gear there. It's kind of like a
Um, like blue gate sort of
Got it
Maybe let's just ease into the day for a second. Let's just go like what's my quest bro to a city. Let's go to a city
We're going no we're going dire marsh
Huh luckily for me. That's exactly what I was meaning to say
Do you want to change your quest to see if you can find a dire marsh one?
That's what I thought it was to a city's why I clicked on it and it said dire marsh at the second I clicked on it
I'm gonna change the map you have to
So yeah, dude, that new map, everyone, it's like a sweat fest, bro.
It's hard.
Really?
Yeah, like everyone's bringing the, it's like a shotgun map and there's like a, there's
kind of like a weather element or whatever where it forces you inside.
And like people are just running shotguns and the shotguns are insane.
You know what I mean?
Got it.
Okay.
I got a shotgun.
I don't know where I got it from, but I got one.
But you have crew fill on oh shit
It's okay. We probably need help because we're not as we have you on the scene
What happened huh?
Did you just say I said because we are great and we want to help someone
What time is peanut getting on do you know what time 11 minutes ago? Oh?
Okay
So is he coming in?
during the ad does he do like an hour yaps session like me or does he start
straining he's right in oh is he really yeah he's a zero bullshit guy you're
playing medic right yeah I have to go to the alarms in the south complex by
hacking the terminal oh my god we've spawned for the way was yours um let's
open you tell me I don't know how do I look
Oh, there it is. What am I blue? Blue enhanced or rare rod salvage and maintenance?
We're in maintenance. This is yours. Okay. Okay, rare rods. How the hell do you get that?
Is that just random chat? I don't know. Maybe start looting. All right. I just got a blue weapon
I'm the guy who's on the boat.
That's not enough. Is there people already here?
Happily precision hits them.
Yo, I think people might be here already.
That's right.
They're for sure here already.
Right here, across the way. I just saw him.
I hit him once. I cracked him.
You're flanking. Is another one close at me?
I got one I got one with the same guy. Okay, I'm healing
In one
She makes shooting up is this guy up. I don't know. I don't know. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm about to style on a bag
of
the same of the
other one
where did this guy go
Yeah, I
Feel like I'm about to get pumped in the back
Wonder if the boys were geared
The guy I killed would the opposite of gear big um Shiza was not oh
My gosh, they were free kids. Hey, you know what we won our ones. There it is. Come on now
I
Swear yo
Yo on me on me on me on me on me on me on me on me on me on me
Let's suck
I got you, I got you.
Come here, sir.
I think I'm going to get you.
I got slimes, bro.
No.
Yep.
Oh, thank God.
I brought a blue backpack.
I'm a brick.
I should have been...
Yep.
Good start.
Honestly, this peanuts fall for not being here.
That's what it is.
That's what this is and it's fall for not being a minus thirty three hundred boys.
OK, so Chad, let me get this straight.
We died one time yesterday.
Well, you know what? It's not three of us.
Maybe with peanut here, it'll be different, you know.
Maybe me, Matt and last were just a dream team, bro.
I got to say that I'm right here, bro.
I'm right, bro.
I thought it was me and my back right here, man.
You know, my fault, man. I thought it was.
You don't like
Fuck
How you doing stop coughing on me sorry that was a laugh I can't laugh right now
Time to let me get more shit I
Knew I was getting flanked to bro
That pissed me off
These are free hooray. I love free things
She killed him man
Shit this one of you fat ass in my way
What do you want me to do? I'm fucking dead. What do you want me to do man?
What I want you to do is not go down. I think
Really? I think that would have if you didn't go down
Oh
My favorite part of the game is going down and losing all my fucking shit. You're asking me not to do what I enjoy
I'm sure we're out of that one.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Where are the legs?
I have a $598 gun.
I'm already in hell.
Yeah.
God, listen.
We are keeping crew fill on.
We need all the help we can get.
Preferably a good teammate.
Yeah, preferably one that has a functioning brain.
Preferably.
Chorus.
Chorus?
Chorus.
Let me think.
I think I have $17,000, bro.
Well, I buy all this shit, you know what I think?
I'm gonna start running Claymores.
I feel like Claymores are good.
Is my brain off?
This is
Chubby demon on this course
Mystical David dear one
Jason even if you get to the same court as a stack anyone here know I know you guys aren't doing an ad and I'm doing
I'm doing all super chat
Dreaming David 26 months
Surgeon buff, thank you
They don't fuck
Tim's stream is quiet? What do you mean?
Our sponsor starts at 2, so in like 40 minutes.
There's just gotta be a better way to get ammo.
End of spending all that money.
Yes, Peen is joining us. Yes, sir.
You're healing and then I'm good and sorry, Hatch.
Are you already ready?
You both hit that fast.
You're like that good.
I literally just put a shield on a backpack, grabbed a gun, ammo, meds.
Good to go.
All right.
Yeah, I did.
I did all my horrors and shit to him.
I wish I'd have done that.
Okay.
Well, that didn't go well.
Weird.
Wee!
Oh, really?
She can bake and ranch pizza. You guys are kind of like flashback me right now?
So you're not like just a simple cheese guy. You want to go all out every time.
I'll eat everything, bro. Like, everything, man.
What do you mean, we know? What do you mean, we?
Well, it's him. It's your old, young teacher from sixth grade.
You've grown up to be such a big boy.
I'm proud of you.
Yeah, that kind of is not too crazy.
That's kind of wild.
Imagine that's actually my sixth grade gym teacher.
Well, actually, you know how I know
that's not my sixth grade gym teacher?
What is that?
I was homeschooled during sixth grade.
That guy's a fraud.
Fraud, you little piece of shit.
She's a fucking fraud, bro.
Because I was homeschooled six,
seventh, and eighth grade, bro.
And then I went back to school.
I was kicked out in seventh.
He kicked out for eating the cafeteria out of house and home elbowing my principal on accident
Accident I was in a fight and he grabbed me and I didn't know who grabbed me so I elbowed the shit out of him
Nice, yeah, not a good luck man. Not a good luck. Yeah understandable. Why they kicked you out
I'm running to my ping by one of complex. I'm doing my quest. Fuck you
fuck you now about your quest bro fuck you how much you fuck me deal
volunteers tribute am I stuck here forever where am I
I'm going to my thing by Vex, what up, baby?
I'm talking to see where you've been.
I want to die in game.
That's players, that's players, that's players, that's players.
Hey, what is up here, bro?
Shoot, boys.
Oh my god, there's no way I'm in this game.
What's up, boys?
He's up here, bro.
Come on in.
All right.
Spawned in late
I don't like this. I don't like this. I can't see anything. Oh, that's a whole nother fire
We're between two teams right now
This is just bad
That's like in here. Oh, man
Burke one each feed you gotta be fucking kidding me
Got him. I got knocked
I'm trying to come up to you
Yeah, on me the other one
Okay, there we go
Are those the is that the yellow cloud plume sort of stuff?
Or loot I get the faster I grapple is that what this means
Is that just a chance I try to be class or kill people
I got a quest over here, how much of a quest was going on that day, and it's not as good.
I have no soft arms. I'm hacking a terminal.
Might as well just grab all the ammo we can get our hands on, man.
Ammo's fucking schnitzels.
Switch these. I want that. Up.
Even though this gun is green and worth more, I feel like this gun is better.
Which gun?
Bully SMG.
I feel like the Bully SMG is better than the
Brrrrrrrrrrrr
SMG.
I'm using this little tapper right now.
I kinda like it.
Might be players inside.
They throw now.
What are you looking for here, Tim?
I have to set off an alarm in south complex
If that's the quest I think it's up here, I'm not sure I got the right question
I got it
Choir security commiter credentials
I'm assuming I'm gonna kill like
Yeah, I think he spawned right here
Maybe I can get a game, maybe I can't see the best of it's bugged out. Yeah
Right now there we go
It's up
There we go
Shag good comes
Fucking brick let's go
This guy's a genius bro reminds to fucking moron holy shit
You guys like in the game
Yeah, I like it, bro. I mean be careful saying that online. They might not
Played in my leg it that's literally what I fucking said bro, but no one believes me bro. You just they gotta play it for themselves
Initial skills feel like I'm telling you I didn't like it at first because it was a lot going on
But once you figure it out, that's what I'm saying
Is this guy paid to chat?
Did they sponsor this guy to stream?
Everyone's just saying hashtag ad, hashtag ad.
Bro, I wish I got it. Send them away.
What a guy.
You guys put it in the map yet?
No, not yet.
That shit is crazy.
It seemed really insane.
This is like our second run this morning, so I'm not trying to like immediately go into that.
I hear you.
He's a bitch, you know what I mean? He's a little scared.
Hutch ain't great at this game.
Hold on, don't listen to him. Don't listen to him.
Don't listen to this guy. Don't listen to him. He ain't great in any game other than
maybe eating.
come on I got Marvel in Overwatch
the counter strike all in my bag not CS I'd stop you in CS
oh there's no way I put I'm talking are you not beat me in Counter Strike Hudge
I'll do it I will do that okay there we go we're Tom talking to him at
I said I do it
We still got to keep going we can keep going if you want yeah, I'm trying to get out of this question
I don't know why I'm trying to get it done.
Did I just jump into a fucking sentry like pit?
Oh, I just got shot by three different sentries at the same fucking time. Did you see that?
Yeah, I bet. Yeah, I know what the...
Yeah, look at this.
money's on hutch. Come on now. Come on now. You know I was global at CS, right?
Terminal inside salamance. What'd you say hutch? You know I was global at CS, right?
I mean I believe that but I also was very good at counter strike for many years.
Yeah, yeah, but we would both be returning and I feel like we're both of us returned
at the same time with like a week of prac I can't remember I'll say prac like
that bro a little bit prac now you're good I said I did these costs a while
I can't remember there are no data from the terminal inside South payments
Oh, it's right here. I got it.
Not cool.
Also on the map.
Yeah, I would.
Oh, shit.
I think that one is good. I think I'm good.
So we can go. I'm down to just kill.
I'm about to.
Uh, I just got to loot stuff.
I got to loot stuff with like salvage and maintenance, but I don't care.
We can do whatever.
Yeah, he said, yeah, he says loot a rare item in maintenance or some shit.
Oh
You want to do you want to kill watch on the kill we can kill he says you need the rod salvage it spawns on the ground
But we see we see it if not. Okay. Yeah, I look it kind of hard to find a genius, bro
players
Are they real players first? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes?
one was down low
no I'm gonna fly my drone hold up
I might have been a bot actually
I just used my fucking cool down
yeah I didn't hear anyone
Only a few drums right now.
Yeah, I got a purple drum on me down there.
Fuck.
No.
Damn it, man.
There we go.
That green item down there was what?
What's needed, sir?
In this?
come look at this see if that's it
oh my I'm fighting for my life right now
alright
yeah right a robot is hitting me like that bro
why is this robot playing up
It's not gonna get faster than that.
That's a player! Wait, that's a real fucking player!
Dude, I thought that was an AI!
I knew it!
Bro, I thought...
Is that a Rook?
Bro, I literally thought that was a robot playing a heady.
Oh my god, that is so funny.
I was like why is this robot so smart so wait when you come around you can't
take their shit really like this would go back to him if I took it
huh so where'd you see that item Kim over here sorry
I
Followed the things hang on I gotta remember I got a backtrack here
I gets right here hush
Yeah, I got a rod with the blue and this should count for your whole quest over here
Let's see if this one works.
Good. Good to go.
Yes, sir. Thank you.
All right, let's go try.
All right, let's go on our way out here.
You trying to X-Fill?
Yes, sir.
I mean, yeah, we can X-Fill.
If we see someone on the way, we'll kill him.
That was good.
Yeah, I like it when you talk confident like that, Tim.
Yeah, when we see somebody, we'll kill him.
Oh, look at my sad little drone chat.
I don't want to leave you Papa. It's okay, buddy. Go back into the backpack. You're okay
Go back into the backpack little guy
So chat with this core if I use a patch kit it would increase the cool it like I would get my thing back faster, right?
I'm over here the whole core, you know, it's great
I
Was that
Thank you
Think they're real up here, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think so
Where am I getting shot from what the fuck is going on?
No, this is a purple guy
Those shots is that a shooting yeah, I ran out of shields though
If anyone has an extra she'll return working here with a drone. I got you in 13 seconds. I got you I bet
I've got an hang on bro.
Oh no this isn't good.
Started with an X-File.
Yeah I didn't either.
I'll try and crawl up in there.
You trying to crawl to me if you can?
I got him, I got him.
What problem?
What a beast
Where is peanut I don't know guys he's a fucking peanut go ask him. He's probably coming in a minute
See if we get a good teammate like that we can win
Oh
That kind of left that kind of lost money in that read
Hey, how did you only make $35 in that rate?
It's hard on these streets for a goof a man. What are you doing?
Saving your ass, you know
Save you saved our teammate, you know
Sorry, whoa, whoa, whoa, I mean to be clear the lives that is your job, you know, yeah
Like as a as the triage, you know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah and perimeter we're on a perimeter
And that's another dire martial art you said perimeter
Let me see if I remember where
I have it on my mind
In any zone test the limit of your shell by taking fall damage and during attacks from ticks and overheating
Oh, bro. You got that one all damn it. What the fuck is this quest? Is this serious?
Take 40 fall damage take 20 damage from ticks and overheat your shell
Don't even have to try and do that when you're gonna knock it out easy.
Okay buddy, I think you would too there pal.
I mean maybe Pina's getting on at two, I don't know.
Did he tweet that he was going to be on like 30 minutes ago?
He must be doing something.
I'm almost ready. Sorry.
Cough, cough, cough.
Actually, I'm not sorry. I've changed my mind.
Oh, he said one. So, yeah.
So, he'll be on in 30 minutes.
It's gonna bring a lot of shit in here.
They made a quest for Tim. Alright, Chad.
Okay, guys. Hang on, I'll have to make it in two seconds.
His tweets at 12PM CT, okay.
Oh chats are starting to burn down YouTube chats going to war love it grab your swords gentlemen
I don't know.
Hope?
And
pdc. Two big Macs as we speak. Yeah. And sniffing farts.
at the same time, arc sniper David seven, big ball David 23, Ernie David the prime.
Oh have we still in?
Good job, Gav, doing good work over there.
And goodness, we don't got to switch categories on YouTube.
What I miss, kick.
We've been in the Arc Raiders category the whole time.
All right, I changed it.
Damn, they got hutch doing promos.
They got hutch playing video games for eleven when he plays video games for eleven.
Yep, you got me.
You-
Ah, shit.
Shit.
Yeah, what's your plans for the day, man?
Dude, the weather here in Florida, it's fucking beautiful, man.
It's fucking beautiful, bro.
My wife's outside with the dogs in the pool, music playing, drinking probably a margarita.
I'm missing out.
I was Kentucky playing today.
Who's Kentucky playing today?
We getting drunk tonight? Possibly.
Florida at at Lexington or in Florida club thinking for the five gifted baby
How are we this year I guys I've been so out of the loop for
Ducky basketball. I really haven't been like actually watching since calipari days
What a world we live in, man. Remember when we were the team? Like we just had everybody.
John Wall days, the market cousins, you know.
Still couldn't be you, Conn.
Go fuck yourself, Gaff.
How about that?
Go fuck yourself.
Fucking John Wall.
Remember those days, Rob?
It's so weird for me to hear a college roster
and then see someone say it's an $18 million roster.
That is so weird for me to hear.
I'm not going to be able to
answer that. Anthony Davis is
the monster. Yeah.
Makes me wish that I went to the
like was going through my pro
six or seven years later than what I did. Oh my gosh, the amount of money Mississippi State
would have paid me. That would have been unbelievable. Those kids deserve to be paid. Yeah, I mean,
Listen, no one can complain because college did this to itself.
Those greedy, arrogant, old, bitch, pussies refused to give those kids, people like me
and the ones before me, a dollar until they got told they had to.
And now it's the wild, wild west.
who thinks collegiate anything is better now than before is delusional. Now it's nothing,
it's even worse than pro in terms of money grabs, but it is no one's fault, but the colleges
period. That's it. No one's fault, but the colleges and now the kids get to prosper because
of it yeah I'm born I was born in Kentucky yeah I grew up a cat's fan
I'm not sure what you're saying.
Shut the fuck up.
Good finger.
When you go into somebody's stream.
Oh wait, you're the one who asked me if I was a cat's fan.
You're saying shut the fuck up.
That's like excitement.
Okay.
Hey.
I was about to roast you.
I love you.
Yo, how did you play with Zach?
You know what's funny, Zack was in middle school actually and I'll tell you a little
something about Zack.
Zack was in middle school and that motherfucker whenever he was in middle school used to ride
his bicycle from his middle school like three and a half to like five miles from middle
school to our high school. Not even to practice with us, but just to watch us practice. And
then he would get on our buses and he would ride on the bus with us from our school to
our games just to sit in the dugout and watch and then hit in the cage during the game.
That's why when I see someone like him doing well for himself, getting drafted, making
a bunch of money and now, you know, probably being in the big leagues this year, potentially
like you those are the guys you kind of like, all right. Fuck yeah. You know, the Cal, yeah,
like you want nothing but the best for a guy like that. You want nothing but the best
for a guy like that because he worked his ass off for it. Hey, only 47 minutes late.
man what no what he said 12 CT the one BMG but your tweets at 12 my tweet oh
maybe I'm crazy hey peanut my brother put out a tweet for me holy fucking shit
Yeah, you did. I'm pretty sure you said 12 PMC. Dude, what are we doing?
What are we doing? Dude.
Oh, he's looking up the tweet now.
And?
Yes, I just thought I'm texting him now.
Well what's up man?
Oh, I'm sorry bro.
Holy fuck!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Hello!
Pina just realized that his brother said he was going live an hour before he's actually
going left.
You want a sweet change?
Wait.
So you didn't need to be live right now?
I thought we started at one.
Yeah it is one.
It is one. No it is one.
It's 12.49. Yeah, I'm starting now.
Yeah, we have ten minutes. Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Hey, you're good, peanut.
Yeah, what the hell? What the fuck you, I?
What I'm saying? Fuck me?
I was referring to your tweet!
Fuck you, buddy. Fuck you.
Fuck you!
Bro, I'm sorry I was half-case long.
There was a fucking lizard in my house
and my cats were like, mulling it.
So I was trying to save it.
it so I was trying to save it what was it holy shit or is it that I mean dude you
four fucking cats on this thing I'm trying to like I saved him I think I
did I don't know if I got him too late but I got him out I got him in a cup and
I like put him outside but I put him in a cup why didn't you just grab him I
I put it I just like teeth I flicked him up into a cup and then just put him in
cup and they walked around why didn't you just grab them with your hand keep what
he had blood I have a problem it's the cat bro I got four main
cat standing around him bro like I guess I'm not good to let you go I'm at
least do this on 50% so anything I say it's just atlants hell yeah so I was
AFK for a while and my cats were mulling a lizard and I tried to save
them. Oh, okay. What's your plan for that? Are you going? Are we doing this and you're
jumping off and getting back on later? Well, I'm not going to lie to you. I said yesterday
I'd be down for both, right? And then I got like six hours of sleep, which I know is
like I didn't get much sleep either, bro. Yeah. So maybe you like, like maybe we play
a bit and then we like take like a maybe a two hour nap. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
Okay, perfect cuz I'm getting off after the ad and I'm beautiful
Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, I mean I'm down to play a little extra after
I don't really care. Wow hashtag dedicated. That's my streamer boys. You know
That's my streamer boys
All right, buddy. Hi, buddy. Yeah, I like this game buddy. Fuck you
All right, I like it too. Hey, don't don't get mad at me. Yeah, that's true
I
Did bro, I'm fucking time in bro. I played yesterday too
Yeah, I've been playing a bit of apex the end of each stream. I saw cliff if you play me
What happened? He's actually good, bro
What rank was that though, who rank was that? It's only like gold or bottom or something
Let's go dude. You're him. Fuck. Yeah
Who do you mainly play in apex right now?
You're running around steam shot and flying around the map
Hey, that's that guy's cool that guy is just cool
Um, are so are you ready right now peanut or no?
No, I'm getting myself started up right now. Oh, you're not even live yet
So we should run one more get one one more. I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna I'm starting up now
Okay, all right perfect. I'll meet up. I'll meet up and I'll come back as I get some stuff faster
I'll be there. Cool. Cool. All right, let's go
Yeah, dude the cat I went out there
I know Lexus
I was talking to Alexis and I noticed all four of my cats were like around in a huddle and I was like, oh fuck
I was like, oh, they're on something, and I'll go over there.
It's a little fucking lizard trying to run a while.
Oh my god, bro, it was mayhem.
It was something on a National Geographic, bro.
He was sprinting.
And then he got me chasing him, trying
to get him out of the house.
It's awesome.
OK, take 40 fall damage.
Take 20.
Here's some tanks.
And I'm going to go.
I'm going to be the easiest quest.
It's literally should have been called the tin class.
Yeah, they missed the marketing on that one.
Hashtag, plus.
Alright, what am I here for?
Acquire self-erasing data drive from the second floor of Hallward.
I have to overheat.
I'm gonna run till I overheat.
Alright, we'll run there.
I'm running, and I'm overheating.
I also need to let the little the little guys hit me a little uh the little spider guys
It actually takes a while to overheat holy shit, there you go one
Wait it's a thing this is perfect. Yeah, well you don't need to do this. Come here. Hit me. Hit me
It's like they're already popped it looks like he's not on now they're not on
I'm gonna take some fall damage yep just jump straight up
Nice it easy for you
Oh
Take some me take some me take some me. I'm coming. Don't shoot him. Don't shoot immediate. I got I'm doing a quest where they have to hurt me
And don't mind me. I'm just gonna run in a circle here and take some damage. I got guys
Come on dude, it's like I want these things to hit me and they won't come out
One more one more just one more
Where's here where's my beer?
Can I just overheat again
Yeah, they just players above us are there players are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. It could be robots. I don't know
I
Want you see three I want you to overall I'm doing a quest to take fall damage take damage and overheat my shell
That's really the quest. I'm not bullshit. Yeah, you know, I've done that quest. I know what you're doing. I understand
Sliders good. I'm shut. I just need to take like 20 more fall. I'm good
Dracking trash. I can see it. I can see I'll got you got you
I don't know what I'm hearing they get fired oh they're up here they're up here they're
upstairs
I saw one
probably not I'm not not not the enemies but the bugs I saw I saw the bumps of
stairs
Oh, okay
I need to take fall damage. I can't get higher.
Me too. Come over here. Me too.
Yeah, I gotta take fall damage, bro. That's the only thing I need now.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Watch.
There you go.
Yeah, this is a red box.
Can you throw? Do you got a drone or no?
Oh, yeah.
I
Think that's the bully SMG feels really good
I'm almost done sorry
I have ammo now fuck I
I
Keep forgetting to drop those to get a
Yeah, I'm in these
I did my quest I'm coming in weird quest bro. Oh, Tyler's in my chat hashtag
Hey, I need to go in there
Well, I have a little regeneration when your face breaks. That's
Yeah, this is anti virus. Yeah Tyler imagine you've got a low taper fit
I'm good
Yeah, I'm trying to like loot this place in here
I'm gonna die. Oh, yeah, I'm getting cooked
I might die still even though I'm healing.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Let's get past up.
All righty, so where am I?
Are you reverse-feeding?
Yeah, I am. I am. I am. Oh, I got it.
No, I didn't.
We had a drive to Deacon within the time limit.
Oh shit, where's Deacon?
Deacon, my balls.
I don't even know if that works.
This is it, Deacon.
All right, we're going here.
See this.
Go, go, go!
Where is that?
What the hell are you?
I'm out of here.
Where's your paint?
270 meters.
I see you running, I'm going.
In the north.
All right.
If you do get another drone eventually, I would take it.
All right, you can take my Johnson.
All right.
Is Peanut dodging his sponsor?
It's not real, bro. It's not real.
Not real.
I might be dodging it.
We had a good run, boys.
It's not real. It's not real.
not really Dodgers only dodge I know is a ram
we're demon 170 here I don't see her paying anymore hush try here right up
here yander now John knows about Ram wait is this not it or here is it's not
it's you just feel inspired to come here it's in here wait do I have to drag
Drag it in oh, I could put it in the box. I knew that I was telling you guys
Okay, go hell just hurt me
Hell even was that I think it was my box. I just walked outside took damage
All right, I'm good where we going I think we're all gonna quest go fight. Yeah, you know, we're gonna go fight now
You have a thing for me or no? I
Used it on myself
Shack self. Yeah, let's do it
I think we have enemies here already yeah that sounds like enemies
oh yeah this is all looted up here it's looted
oh shit yeah there they go
block it I just need cover
I just need cover
one dead I'm getting shielded
I'm getting full
There's two bags here. Yeah one back here
I saw this guy shock up from that guy
You know that's valid road. I mean I crushed up. I mean, I I'm gonna you I'm gonna you
Know how did I get down? Oh, that's the player
I gotta be honest with you, bro. I was crouched behind this and I didn't think I was gonna take any day
There were two boxes on me
That's you should brand up guy
Well, I thought I could sit on a head glitch like crouched behind this box and I got fried
night. Bro, that guy just absolutely shit on all of us.
Hello, gentlemen. Hello.
Oh, hi. Great timing.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. What? Did you just go to a new game?
Uh, no, we just backed out. We just exiled successfully to come play with you, actually.
I'm depressed I had a shotgun and I'm pissed I'm really good. Yeah, we had good loot there
I'm bringing in a shotgun. I am too
He makes you feel better. I can flex on you
Already, yeah, would that make you feel better?
How'd you suck my Johnson that can make me I don't make me feel better
Okay, I'm okay to make mr. Tim feel better. I'm gonna come in there and flex my shotgun on hot
Yeah, that's a good idea. I don't like this idea. I don't like this deal.
Oh wait, the ad started my bad. My fault.
I mean, uplift you, Hodge. You valuable team member is what I think Tim was trying to say.
That's what I meant. That's what I meant. I didn't mean the other one.
Uplift you. I'm gonna uplift you so uplifting hard.
hard. Hunch is what I think Tim was trying to say. It was. Thank you for
typing. It's already starting. Stop. It's already starting. It's already starting.
It's already starting. We just got in here and it's already starting.
I'm gonna lay you on your bed back and I'll lift you.
I'll lift you aggressively. I'll lift you profoundly.
I'm building my kit. Okay. I'm already ready. I'm already ready.
Okay.
Why are you slapping your booty cheeks together?
Why are you slapping your booty cheeks?
We just started.
It's my way up, Red Jewel.
Okay, all right.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, you mind if I get a couple of booty cheek clubs in?
Go ahead.
A slow clap.
You'll like to start off rhythmically.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you start your day off with some rhythm, okay, then you start your day off good
and you're gonna have a good day.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
I'm coming in with my best stuff. I'm the first raid. I'm setting the okay
Okay, okay. Okay. I woke up about 30 minutes ago
Had a pre-ordered door-dash water burger burger
How did that sit within three minutes of opening my eyes? I
Haven't taken a shit yet. We'll see how that goes
We'll see
That's going to be like me last night.
Yeah, that's it.
I can already feel it brewing like a witch's cold dread.
You're talking about?
Yeah.
But I will act, yes.
I will try to, how you say, squeeze the sphincter.
I say, yes.
Ha ha ha ha.
Let us proceed.
Let us proceed, my gentlemen.
Let us proceed.
Let's do this.
I am buying ammo and I should be good.
I don't see you in game, P.
Um, let me see, let me see if I can find you.
Let me see if I can find you.
Um, I can find you, I can find you.
Yeah, invite us.
What's that?
Here you go.
And then watch committee, invite me, I think.
Yeah.
And then you invite him, yeah.
By the way, do we still not know how to use silk points
in the top left?
I know how you want me to tell you I would love for you to tell me a man. Yes. Okay. Allow me to tell you your main screen
You're the main screen. Yes. If you go to rewards pass bottomless
This is all the stuff you can claim with the silk. Okay. Oh
And it's all weapons skins different items in game
Kind of thing I will say the bottom doesn't say you have premium unlocked
Um, no, it just says into rewards pass. Oh, it's just like a battle pass. It's like a battle pass
I did that and it gives you access to all of it to unlock. I think is what it does. Oh, I see
Okay, gotcha. Okay. Oh, it's just what the battle pass looks like right here. This is what battle pass looks like right here
Yes
I'm guessing the premium ones are the ones you're talking about. Yeah, so like it's a lot of like dancing dope weaponskins in there
like I mean on page
Uh, what is it? Page 3, the top right one? Like, I think that looks really clean.
Yeah. Oh, that's nice.
So, and I claimed a lot of these, but yeah, that's how you, that is how you do it.
I see that. I see that. I see that. That, that's, oh yeah.
And then there's some type of who's-a-do's-y right there.
I, I see, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
You picking up? Well, look how I, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Look how I look in the game. Do you see me at this screen? I look tall, dude.
This is like one of the this is one of the skins
you can get for the I think it's the deluxe edition,
which I believe we all got the deluxe edition.
Yeah, you should have a version of that on your
how do we put the screen on?
How do I do that?
Let me let me.
OK, I know that.
Customized shells.
And you have all these different shell options.
And if you have the deluxe edition,
you have like variations kind of like what I have.
What the fuck?
I don't have the deluxe edition.
Check me out. Well, well, are you kidding me?
It sounds like a personal
you better be hitting that agency.
Well, actually, wait, you guys got free ones.
I just kind of bought mine.
I think I bought mine, too, to be honest with you.
I actually don't know.
Well, I kind of want one of these knives.
Can we plug it into one of these knives?
Yes, you can.
Well, let me let me have my screen screens
to pull up my bank details.
Wait, I can buy any of these games
Wait, it's just purchased for one square. I don't I only I have zero squares. What's Lux?
Is that?
Is that something I'm back. I'm sorry. I had to meet really fast watch again. I'm gonna click on Lux and see if it's
Okay, they got I hit my screen. Okay good. Okay. I see what's going on. I'm going on
Okay, you're gonna you find that well, I'm gonna buy one it
Okay, yes, I'll buy a skin you buy this again. I already have this
Okay, I'm buying one
Okay, are you also playing a thief peanut? Yes. I like the little grapple doozy. I do too. I do too
Little grapple doozy's nice little grapple doozy's nice. Oh
Don't we ready to rumble a lot?
I'm ready. I'm here crew member error crew member has an error
I gotta turn down my transition screen to the lab.
Just turn it louder!
Hold up, hold up.
I didn't spend enough money.
Damn it!
Oh, that's an outpost quest.
What map do you...
Peanut, are you still loud right now?
No, no, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. Have you tried outpost at all?
No, I've never played outpost never.
Nice.
It's intense, bro. It's like close range shotgun, like and I'll say this there's
Everyone is basically bringing the best stuff to try to be victorious, but like now we look cool
It's just it's it is pretty intense. I don't know if you want to bring me to that course game, maybe but
Honestly, I'd be down for anything for a keep. I've got my shotgun, so no one's stopping me.
True. Well, I mean, do you have a quest touch you want to do or no? We can go wherever.
Nobody's stopping me. Nobody's stopping me, okay?
Nobody's stopping me. I'll take that right now, okay?
Besides the staircase.
Tim, try to stop me.
I'll try and stop you, but I don't think anyone's stopping me.
Tim, try to stop me right now. Tell me to stop me.
Okay, ready? Okay, ready? I'm stopping you.
No.
Oh my god
See that that's the type of shit I'm on as a type of wave I'm on I never said anything like that
I gave confidence just from this conversation. Yeah. Yeah, that's
I don't know why we had to insult me immediately
What's our quest I got one for dire Mars I have one for dire Mars
Let's do it. Let's do it.
It made it settle.
Fuck you, Hutch.
It settled. It settled.
Yeah, fuck you, Hutch.
What happened?
What did I do?
You're not not a boss.
Clever boy.
Look at Tim's kit.
Hey, Tim, I can throw you a couple of pennies
if you need it.
Yeah, bro.
We're as good as I am.
You buddy's only a number, bro.
Watch me cook in this game, bro.
Where's buddy not a number?
They got money.
Yeah, I was like yeah.
It's not even my mind.
Come on.
Me.
Hi.
Look at my skin.
Look how cool I look now, huh?
I'm a pretty dumb compared to me and Peanut,
but I'm a good boy.
Yeah, yeah.
Me and Tim are kind of rocking our set.
We're kind of wrapping our set, son.
Time shit, west side.
Hell yeah, brother.
Hell yeah.
Beep at 55th Street.
Are we allowed to swear during this ad whips?
Do you know?
That gives me a thought.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I say agreed to stop hearing ads and nothing really happens.
I'll just say it's Pino's fault.
I just blame it on me.
I try to tone it down from like a hundred percent,
not like, what, like, 87?
Like 70, like 70.
67, 67%.
67%, not 67%.
We have a crew member error already.
Well, Hutch is just standing there.
not ready as you can see we are ready and you can tell we're ready because our hands are on our guns
oh my hodge what are we up to what are we okay okay can i feel you guys in i feel you guys in
my chat is the problem here and they told me to go and claim my mail well because of them telling
me to go claim my mail i just your vaults fold not just full i mean it's overflowing so give
me just a second though here I'm selling everything I did that too it was also my
chat's fault not enough so so you get my pain you understand my pain I do I
understand
you get a peanut shit I hate I hate we're about 15 minutes into this
half of 15 minutes team we didn't start yet so I would love to get in the game
if it all possible yeah yeah I love that too do I just yeah I just say screw it
and just sell all this stuff I think I do yes yes yes Sam I think I can speak for
both of us I don't care I agree with that I mean here's what I'll say you
didn't have that gear before right so it's not really gonna change anything
yeah I'm selling it all I'm selling it all okay all right oh have to be so
traumatic about it so you want to find something else so we can stand here even
longer I just really love hearing who who just constant loop of who in my head
I
Seriously
All right, let's do this
That's Dominate
What?
Well, you just said that because eats at the end of the at the end of the
You're fat, Ken. Glasshouse.
Glasshouse.
That is true.
Peanut has the worms in it.
I can't even lie.
I can't lie.
I have food coming.
So.
That's you, dude.
That's you.
Let's ride.
That's my ass clapping.
I
Just have an analyzer in the quarantine quarantine
I don't even know what mine is what is it summon transport drone via floor terminal and algae ponds algae ponds
Like I do something in my PC. I feel like oh
Just a good start
I mean it feels fun. It just I feel like I you might be just I'm welcome, but it just feels like I'm seeing
More frames like we played two days ago super smooth
Check your uh check your hurts in the video settings around my mind reset randomly
Yeah video and then it went like 60 Hertz or whatever
12th would probably stay under, you know.
So I had the biosample inside the mask?
Yeah, fucking muck you.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Where's her, Chad?
I don't see where you're at.
I'm not seeing it.
It's under settings?
Where am I?
Video?
Frame rate cap is disabled.
No.
Oh, I see what happened.
I see what happened.
It was B-sync.
Hell yeah.
There it is.
Okay.
There it is.
Got it.
I see my thing, I see it, but I can't grab it.
Oh, I forgot to bring ammo to my primary weapon.
It's not like it starts in the air.
I forgot to bring ammo to my primary weapon.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry, boys.
Yes, that's all you need.
That's all you need.
What in the hell is happening to me?
Why are you ESC biocit, bio-azard sample?
What are you on about?
I'm doing a quest and I just did my first part of my quest. I have to keep questing.
You defeat runners, down runners with your finisher. I gotta kill ten of them.
Yes, we need to finish.
I'm gonna finish everyone.
I'm gonna keep things real good.
If you're walking in here, it's getting finished.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
I haven't tell you how impressed I am with your ability to finish men up.
I mean, this guy said we've got no specials either.
Real players, real players, real players, real players, real players.
Oh
One shot one shot and shot and the other shot the second shotgun shot boldly down
Yeah
It's okay
What happened? Oh my god, I was a trap bag they put it
I have to go to decon where is this decon what wait I see this decon
your chin
Okay guys my quest is six hundred meters away
Let's do it, let's do it.
This is the last part of my quest.
It'll be so fun for us.
Holy shit!
He's gonna finish up seven more men.
Yeah, well, we'll finish him off along the way
and then it'll be perfect.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Okay, okay.
There's one just south of me.
Oh, shit.
I thought you were on the east.
I thought two of the machines come down.
Big box ones.
You're about the blue ones.
Yeah, there's players over there.
My thing is, my thing is right this way.
I'm just gonna go finish this really quick.
Okay, me the hodge, we will leave the charge!
All to hodge!
All to f***ing machine!
Oh my god, don't worry, I've got three big packs.
Don't you worry.
Appreciate it, guys.
Okay?
We need to go to school.
Wait.
What?
Why, I have to fight shit?
Oh, no.
We're gonna win.
Good job, guys!
I got to give him some affirmations, good?
Yeah, he's so good at the game.
I'm so scared of him.
Got this all by yourself, so we're not even gonna look at you
Well, I should use people there cuz they dropped in I'm coming I'm coming boys. I did my quest. No, I don't think so. Let's keep moving
The well here. I'm if there are
Even though it's not really worth that much it's kind of crazy
It was that gun that you saw for the two days. No
the one
Oh, I got these principle and I said, oh, I'm gonna continue to fight my gun. This is like 800
What was the hot thing? It's our gonna be your time. Oh, yeah. Well, hi judge. Yes. Yes. That's nice. It's pretty nice
The it's called it. He's highly in it, but it's got who would have it on it. Well, you're using it
So, you know, it's not gonna be like that good
Okay, pal. All right, buddy
Where's your second?
It's on my head
Sure, it is buddy. Where's the last one?
probably in someone else's hands because you saw from it most likely most likely
Oh, this dead person a clue it is a real dead person
Okay, well that is
Oh my god, there's so many bodies here.
This guy's loot was not that good.
Oh another shotgun, another shotgun, no way!
Oh my god, there's so many bodies, what, on earth?
Oh, oh.
Oh my god, there's so many bodies what on earth?
Come on
Well, Mr. Tim, you missed out on his federal loot.
He just kind of feels that way, bro.
Oh, no.
I got Vandals shells over here if you guys want them.
Vandals shells?
I hope you guys play himself.
Oh, never mind.
Yeah, you are, Thief.
So short answer.
No, thank you.
Hold on.
I got to store my Gooboo quick.
Give me one second.
Nobody take my Gooboo.
I'm dropping it this quickly.
Who's down?
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
Are you down?
They faked me out.
It was one of those fake boxes.
I got you.
I did the same thing you did.
That'll happen.
I got to kill my dude.
Don't think of myself, please.
I would never do that.
You're good, man.
You're good.
I appreciate that.
I want you to know I would, but I am so stacked that I can't.
Okay.
I
Said we leave
That shit is definitely
I'm
Guys I'm telling you this shotgun. They've got everything. Did you just see what I just did to those people?
Yeah, I heard it. I didn't actually see it for each person to win now
Okay, let's leave beautiful. Thank you. You gotta kill five more people in finishers
that like that one you don't need to do and you don't need to finish 10 men off in one run
oh god we all know that you could do that with ease i yeah you can do the challenge
i know you're up for it but oh i'm up for it i'm up for it i guess it's not about that life
i guess it's not about us i just i gotta learn from the best on that one bro you're gonna have to
I
Am so rich
8.5k right now
You will! We don't need one, Capron!
Good to be with us, good to be with us!
This guy's so strong!
Uhhh...
Bro, I'm kind of...
Ah, okay.
Oh, come on, Vamo. Shit.
Yeah, pretty instant.
You know what? I'll check.
Ah!
I don't know. I've never actually thrown one. So I don't really know how it operates, you know.
Good rain boys!
Good rain!
Not too shabby for our first put-on.
I used that 15 minutes of doubt time that Huzz gave us.
Really guys, man.
You're ready to go.
You got my talkers aligned.
As it were. As it were.
You guys are welcome. What I do as a team leader
The real team leader the true team leader
No, D.V. That would be me. No, mm-hmm
Good sir, though the bad boy. That's not for debate. That's not for debate. He knows inventory value is the smallest
I doubt that I highly doubt that it says your inventory value total is
3067 yeah, that is not the case minus four thousand two hundred twenty-two hutches was five thousand
two hundred sixty seven. That's that's that's a lie. That's gonna be that's gonna be a lie. Fabricated. Yeah, that's
we fabricated. That's we fabricated. I don't know where you're getting your
information from but but that'll be yeah that's gonna be a certified no. I have
so many years. I have so many years. And what's your fault now you look like?
You tell me first. Yeah you tell me first. Wait, I just want to remind you
Before I do I have tons of ammo and tons of heels and
Like blue shields and stop if you broke it like I've got utility. I've got utility. Okay. It's looking like a
29.3 K
Okay, what do you have what do you have I want to hear what you have I want to hear you have an ISU first so
Yeah
29.3 K
Okay
Hold up. Wait a minute. Are you sure?
Sounds like you have the same exact as peanut. Yeah, that I don't know about the what are the chances of that I just
I know the chance. Yeah, it's pretty crazy
Yeah, what are you looking at? I am looking at 58.4
They are oh guys 29.3. I'm at 54.5. Oh
29.4. I'm at 54.8
get your money out get your money out
I'll get it man
stupid bitch
I'll get there
let's ride
let's run away
we don't have a question today we gotta go back and kill one of you
I'm choosing
let me shoot my lowdowns good
I'm good I'm good
I got to get some ammo.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Wait, I'm getting word that it's they say that you have 4.7k inventory value?
Who?
I'm just getting word. I'm just getting word from the grapevine.
No, I'm not. You were doing vault value, right?
Vault value. Vault value is now actually now it's 60.6.
It's not just accepted some stuff. Oh my just work 60.7. Yeah, but my just went up as well 60.8
What? Oh guys, it looks like our vault values are just increasing
Exponentially exponentially. This is amazing stuff for all I know. I'm well how lucky are we?
Mm-hmm. It's still Tim is in last unfortunately. That's me. Yeah, I'll get there. Hopefully hopefully what one day
You'll be up here with the big dogs. Okay one day you'll be up here with the big dogs. I'm ready
He's got to keep working hard. That's all
I think my food's here, bro. Oh my god.
Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.
This sub is so good, chap.
Y'all ready for it?
Buffalo chicken tender.
With banana peppers.
It's fucking killer. Is he great?
He put it in a virgillator after.
Thank you.
I don't know how many... how many did it...
Thank you.
Oh, it's fucking fire.
Cool.
Hey, cocky.
Mm-mm.
What is that? We?
We fun buffalo chicken banana pepper fire, bro
Your twitch is lagging really chat is everyone lagging are you guys okay?
Hutch is the big archer go to now
Are you repping that set jim that ass I've never tried it. I haven't tried it yet
I
Tim's definitely try it. I mean just look at him Tim. How did you have the big arts? Huh?
The big arts. Oh
I haven't had
See now we're just lying
Thanks. I I would place any amount of money that you order damn near everything on the main balance
It's made you stand there every day.
Well, you're damn near losing all your money.
Okay.
To maintain this very large-
And you're lying your ass off.
This very large physique I am.
I'm eating salads like right now.
Yeah, sure.
Guys, he's eating a salad.
He's eating a salad and I'm the Pope.
Pope Pina.
New outfit incoming.
I'm suing, suing, suing.
I
Think it's here. Oh, it's oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. We wait wait wait wait. Let's ride
No, I know we're focusing on my quest a lot, but I have a question Westgate which right here itself
I'm going
I have a question to tell you to lick my balls. So lick my balls
I'm a male way up from the terminal
It's just Westgate right was I don't want a learning one
But I just saw two like this motto there
And I think it was that one that you have to walk close to it and I think the people over there
Well, I get a little square on the ground. We've walked closer than activates. Yeah
I
Gosh dang it what what I went to jump over this thing
Oh my goodness
Oh, that'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen, big man. You got a
grenade? Boys, the next part of my quest is that purple ping. I hear one more thing
about. I'm doing it. See you later, man. There he goes. Waddle it off. And he waddle the way.
Waddle, waddle, waddle. And he waddle the way. Waddle, waddle, waddle. Listen, it's a good
direction to go to and on the way if we run into someone we can kill them. Yeah, okay. Okay.
All right. What for your next quest? You do five jumping games. All right, without hyperventilating
all the air out of the room.
I think if Huch do that all the water would sink.
Oh, Swaggley.
Why did I get brought into this?
I'm here and I'm inside that building.
Oh, behind these bodies.
Oh, there's a lot of people behind you.
There's a lot of people behind you.
That's not a good shot.
One broke, one broke.
Dude, there's a little stick.
A little stick just trying to curse me.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Oh my god, the Himalayan.
One of them might be sneaking up on us.
Alright, we'll restart back here, Hatch.
We're good.
It's got to be a loose term.
We're doing Danny.
Okay, one of them has a sniper.
Yeah.
He's being ya.
Have we got culture?
I don't know.
Oh my god, they're right there.
Oh my goodness, we are so dead.
He's pushing the left a bit.
Shielding.
I'm gonna go for him, got him, got him, got him.
Other ones like in the bit in the oh my goodness
Yeah, there's AI over here
Three times over there
I'm holding the window you cannot beat that window without getting late
Okay, never mind
I think you might have dipped bro, we gotta get him. You can't let me skip more touches
I tried to zip line up, but I was too fast
It'll happen. It'll happen
You should focus on the jumping jacks quest first.
Where do you think he went? Where do you go, boy? Where do you go?
I don't know.
Yeah, he was last seen up there.
Here's the thing. He might still be there.
There's a ton of AI over here and nothing's shooting him.
Yeah, I'm gonna jump up there.
Yeah!
Here I am.
No.
He's not here, bro. He ran.
The only way he could have gone is this way. The other way is to the AI.
true true that's smart thinking from the team yeah let's go this way the team
leader team leader team leader team assistant to the leader no that would be
you you're the you're the assistant team leader available available how do you
guys see him oh no I don't know don't know where you go that way too I think
you might be talking one of these deadlings never they're over he just
wrapped around us and he runs his team away right?
I don't think so.
I fucked these clankers.
I'm coming back over to you guys.
Yeah, I'm coming back over.
I'm not trying to waste my ammo.
On their way.
Did you loot the guy on top?
Yeah, I looted him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I
Need to let him go but good news is we got those twos were at seven out of ten
So as long as we finish one full team we do the class we complete it
Easy
Perfect good good, oh, I did not think we were making out of that. Holy shit
I
Throw med drones out as I dropped in yeah, it's good comes mad courage. You're right here
There's also one here and then there was one up there
You got good memory
I should be the assistant team leader are you gonna be the assistant to the assistant team leader?
They do say I'll be the team leader memories
That is true. They do say that they do say that
They do you see that?
I'm looking for my question early quick boys. Give me two seconds. I mean you keep going if you want. I'm gonna look
You just gotta find one more team game. I should go straight to complex. There's always
I am in
I can lie to you
What?
He's spicy bacon burger, 5 minutes after you wake up, I gotta be the move.
That is an insane, that is an insane call.
That is kind of insane.
I'm about to be the body of the body of the kids.
I'm about to be the body of the kids.
The demons are inside of me.
The demons are inside of me, they're inside of me, they're inside of me.
The demons, the demons are coming in me, they're coming in me.
They're all around I can see them
So if you know you woke up and I like you just throw did that thing bro. Yeah
I had a great schedule from the night before so it was literally there the minute I woke up I
Woke up walked to the door got my burgers sat down ate it. I love that bro. Yes, sir. It's like Larry
living like Larry
I'm not hearing any commotion at complex. You might have to move to another POI.
What, Reedhouse? There's an exit there, so he's trying to go to the exit. We'll catch him.
Yeah, I'm in.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Hmm, shots.
Clear. This works.
Let me give you one second.
Oh, that keeps happening.
All right, I'll show him. Yeah bodies right here. Come here. I'm coming. I'm coming boy
You can't shoot through this so don't shoot yet. Okay?
Shoot through this. I'm just saying it you can't shoot through what you can't I can't shoot this guy right here
You can shoot that guy right now. Yes, there's no y'all here
John
Yeah, we have one left one left. I'm going up to get the fall. There's two up here.
I
Shot boys
It's respect them it's respect them
I
Like if we just went if I gotta do my staff things in a good. Oh, yeah
But we didn't let's complete
Good work team. Oh
This guy was kind of back in it's got me that much up here. Mine did either
My guy had a ton of stuff. Oh my god, of course
You I got self Bob. I got the 16 blue backpack. I got two blue augments
Where $41
We touched the west it's that blue beam of light
I think they're trying to exit. They're trying to exit the T-Track.
I think we reset.
Yeah, well, well, well, let's take them up the exit to T-The-Rack.
Go, go, go!
We're left, we're left.
I already have a backtrack.
We're down, we're down!
Way up, way up!
Oh, T-Ball, T-Ball, T-Ball, T-Ball!
Two down, two down!
I cracked him, way up cracked him.
I got to all head to the boys all into the doctor dead way out
There's a way to try to leave the trouble. He killed kill him
Don't don't step in it's gonna take you out
The kind of people see it
Wait, where's the other guy?
Another guy use a top. Oh, no, he's right here. He's crawling by the leaves
What there's a P there's a peanut core with the fuck am I saying there's a
There's a triage core on this body two of them. Okay?
Okay, we can take a look.
Yeah, these guys weren't the richest.
No, no.
They're not just about the glory, not the good.
I already have both of these.
I can't take anything else.
As you know, Vice Greenhouse boys.
I said we reset.
Quick reset, quick reset.
Lots of small WZ equals one big W.
Yeah, very small. Yeah, hold up.
What's that load up?
How do you look like?
What? Tim, no, I'm, huh?
I'm only five.
Hey, bro, you guys got mad.
Look, I'm going to do this fucking question.
No, you're not.
Come on.
Get over here.
We're leaving with as a team.
Come on.
He then has to get over here.
They probably cares about.
What is your guys' inventory value?
That's what you're asking you.
Yeah, I have 5'8".
What are you guys?
Some simple, some modest.
Some light?
Maybe like 5'7".
Yeah, yeah, I'm looking like...
Nothing.
3, 3'2".
Yeah.
Nothing.
You guys probably give me some of your stuff.
No, I think you should give me...
Actually, I can't carry anymore, so...
Yeah, well, yeah,
Yeah, let's just pull the junk this way.
I'll take stuff guys.
Don't go crazy now.
I'll call the extract.
Let's get out of here for Tim's sake.
Guys, guys, I need you.
We're sucking us both at the same time.
Oh, shit, he's good.
He's good.
He's curious.
He's very curious.
What are you doing?
I'm high tech.
High tech suck it.
Oh my god.
Oh, Michael do play it.
Suck it.
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
You about to lose game?
We're not leading.
No.
I can't read very well.
Let's see here.
No, nothing too good.
Something blue right here.
Let me send this bad boy.
Ah, just grenade the worries the worry boy.
I hop on it boys, hop on in.
Yeah, and let's just click right past this next screen knowing these people.
Oh, you got 10, 9?
Oh my god, I'm stealing everything.
10, 9?
What did you get?
How do you got 10, 9?
You one of the wizards?
I got about 7.9 or something.
I thought I thought you had about as much as I
Wow
At least at least in the tab it is the forest we can take solace in that
I steal nothing from you I stole from peanut
Oh guy that peanut killed on the other side of that wall
Guy that peanut killed on the other side of that wall had a blue shotgun
And not one but two m77 assault rifles both going for 1.4k
Guy, you better take he carried me
You gotta give me that blue socket
No, no, no, I usually just think of you
That fat moron can't play the game correctly
As a friend
Okay, sir, thank you. Yeah, I want you to know that I want you to do that and
What about me and I want my shotgun back. I want my fucking shot
There's no way you stole three guns with guy I killed let's be a shotgun has a pinpoint
barrel greatly increased ability and range superior underbarrel mod 540 just
give you my superior underbarrel mind
fucking shotgun back
listen I'm gonna actually make a comment here all right you can take or leave it
I'm gonna bring this to the table okay okay Pena is getting kills with his
shotgun and Hutch is not that is true that is I think we should give the guy
that is getting kills with the good shotgun we should give the good shotgun
the guy gonna kill us with a shotgun I agree I listen I will trade you a green
shotgun for the blue shotgun you have to take it off my dead body that's what I'll
have to do you're gonna have to take it off of my dead body but you know it's
right well I can't even do that because it's in to you look at that hover
over that shotgun look how sexy it is. That's my shotgun. Look how sexy that shotgun is.
You're a thief and a cheat. That's what you are. You're a purple mod on it. You're a thief
and a cheat. Well, let me turn my question. Let me turn my question. Chad, look at the
brogues. Oh, I was gonna suck it from doing that quest. Oh, well, there goes the, oh,
Look at that. Look at that. All this balance in the world. See? I knew that was going to happen.
I'm a genius. Balance the shaft on your nose.
Like one of those tricks with a spoon.
You had the spoon.
Do you want to try the new map? I would love to try the new map. I'm only level 13,
so far. You can play it now. You just had to be 12. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
By the way, I got HeatSync.exe. I'm looking for Quickvid. Oh, I got Quickvid. Oh my god,
wait, I'm gonna be packing! I'm packing! Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the upgrade that
gives you twice the knife damage? Wait, what is that one? What is that one? What's the...
It was a core, right? An implant? No, I know. I know there's a core as well,
but there's an upgrade that bumps it from 20 to 40. I remember seeing it in the server slam.
I don't know the name of it, but I know what you're talking about.
I give a fuck you're in the wrong place big dog doing is too long to keep a day
and by another but a tad real bad I got a okay two seconds guys I'm ready though
I read it up okay oh I see I see it I see it I need five more drone resin
So I'm gonna try to do oh, I got another shock and holy crap
I con grit more progress these valuables must be gathered within a single run. I can do that. I can do that. Sure. Thank you
I can do that. Oh
Oh, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait a minute.
Hold up now.
It was making me, it was about to make me sell my shotgun.
Yo, play, sing for the tier one, man.
I can feel the poop trying to get you out of my ass.
Yep.
That's how I felt last night.
It's the demons.
The demons are coming for me.
They won't need, they won't need.
The demons are coming for me, and they're coming for me.
They won't be, they won't be.
The demonic curses taking over my belly.
I forgot to have my speed.
Well, we didn't say exactly where we were going.
Ah, whatever, whatever, whatever.
Let me get a quick, let me get a quick skip.
I
Chate YouTube chat, I'm gonna be honest today or whenever I play a game that
Yes, I kind of do
Every time I look over there. It's just another person losing their fucking mind. I'm seeing the
Moth go to town on a wire cord
I throw in that shit
I've seen a mouth deep an alien's eyes.
That's what that is.
Let's ride.
Oh, I've been reading a YouTube chat the whole time.
I'm just not responding to you guys.
Like, bro, what do you want me to say, man?
I'm back right on time.
Like, watching a bunch of kids argue over a Twinkie.
You're a piss of your coffee, nobody.
We're chillin.
What happened?
Oh, there we go.
We're going in, we're going in.
Poppin' a fresh six milli-burst of up there.
No, Watson.
I love streaming, bro.
Extra focus.
Yo, uh, that boy, take him to the tier one.
Okay, ready?
Uh, yeah.
Put my sweet chocolate.
look at this thing it's holographic all right well this one's sweaty so this is
gonna be the shock of map to but I'm gonna play that at home me tell you that
please man I played it one other I played it twice yesterday
and how those runs go I died four times I might be the worst player how close
the other guy's gonna be here the last let me help look at your map dude
look at how small the map is oh this is the one I played for Mr. Zeigler
We've got to get to the pinwheel base. You gotta get to the pinwheel base. You guys know how to do that?
No, but we'll fold me. I don't have to do this. I know how to do this. I know how to do this
I feel like it's like a lot of money running through the middle is a bad idea
I know I know I know I know I practice I practice every practices. I was killing bungee dance
I know exactly what to do boys exactly what to do you put your faith in me
Hutch can you put it in me?
It's in.
Damn, can you put it in me?
I'm already in.
Yeah!
Yes, sir.
You see that right there, boys?
That's what we need.
That's what we need right there.
Okay.
You see that bad boy right there?
What do we need?
We have to go in.
We need key cards.
Key cards.
We need more slalom.
You don't know the colors yet, but we're going to grab this with the fray
here.
Oh, no.
It's happening.
I've got this one.
This one
We have to in that last you right there to tell us that the key color
Shooting right here
I
You're on your own phone
I'm gonna die I'm gonna die come inside come inside. I came inside. I came inside
You're an idiot
Oh my god, I don't know what's happening.
I got one, oh my god, he's in there, holy fucker.
High stuff for the whole time.
Are we all dead?
We, we are both, we are both.
I don't know dude, I killed one out here.
I'm thirsty.
Who's the last one?
There's still more, there's still more.
I'm taking back shots, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Did we kill the other guys?
I think we're going to kill the other guys, bro.
We're going to hudge, we're going to hudge.
I'm going to shut the fuck up.
Open that door and I'm going to shut it inside.
Front door! Front door! Front door! He's in the building!
I hit him alive!
I'm coming for a moment!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
I'm behind you as well!
No! No!
He's broken! He's broken!
No, please God! Please sir, please don't kill me!
Please sir, please listen to me!
We have a family back home! Please!
Please sir, please!
I got him! I got him!
I'm going to try to get hutched, okay, okay, I'll watch your six, I'll try to watch your six.
I'm invisible, I have a thing to make sure you're invisible when I run.
Nobody knows where you are guys everybody's right here guys. He's over here right here on the store guys right here in the store
Good work out there deep good word no one pants
Is what matters most
I see you skip the key make sure you take the yellow priority. I'm so good. I supply clearance key. I got one. Yes, good
Well
Are you looting my dead body
I'm fucking guarding it, dude. You are looting my god. I'm literally guarding it. Oh my god
Do you know if you know how I'm guarding it I'm guarding it so that nobody can come take it
You're welcome
Come come come do not come okay
I'm not going by this is the vibes
I'll be in the back bitches
4.6 K God what the fuck we what would you get
What the fuck I hate this guy bro this guy didn't use the self-res me and peanut clutch and he gets the gun
Most of that I think I deserve it
1k hardline PR over here if anybody wants it again someone left the key we cannot be leaving keys
I have a key. I have one we use many keys as possible. We can just have one key
I have the two keys good good. I have two nipples two hands ten fingers. I don't think you do ten feet
Do okay?
Then beat
Eat my ass eat my I call back. I want that on the record. I call that I
Called that I called that I want that on the record
And I usually never clutched and I clutched there guys that was exciting
I'm not afraid of my feet.
I have unbelievable speed to balance.
Listen to me, you know me, me.
Alright, so this one takes two greens.
I've got both of the green cards, okay?
So I'm gonna use mine here.
And then there's a room room inside the pinwheel
that requires more cards, alright?
Okay, I have two.
two
Wait, oh, here we go. We got it. We got it.
Well, I could do this with that body, that'd be nice.
Can I not pick up a gun worth $1,000?
I didn't pick up anything. I'm from this shit.
Now where are we going to be?
Now we need this red thing to go away.
Before we play this coming into this direction, we wait, we wait, we wait, we wait, we wait.
Okay, okay.
Where I just had?
That, that's the, oh yeah, that's the red thing.
That's the red thing.
See how dirty that is?
Ah, okay, okay, okay.
Oh my god, this gun is gross.
What's it called? What's it called?
I'm using the uh, PR-33 Bali rifle.
You guys get him, you guys get him?
It's done, now what?
Now we do what?
Oh wait, oh wait, wait for me, wait for me!
Guys, guys, guys, are we so fucking serious?
Are we so serious right now, guys?
Open door?
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
No, I'm coming, you can't have this!
Don't you, that was hunched, I don't say you, that makes it seem like I'm getting it.
I'm getting a plonk, bro.
Oh, you guys, this is the room we want to get into right here.
Yeah, look at the keycard colors.
It's two red one-ones.
I've got...
I've got one.
Yeah, I think I have one of these.
Let me...
There it is.
It's the color!
He's got it by how he's got the color!
He's got the color of the thing!
I have two oranges!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I have two oranges!
Hold on, he's got it!
He's got it!
He's got it to me!
Ooh, good job!
Good ass on the stack!
Good job!
Um, yeah, this is not the right color.
Oh
We won't read we need one one red guys we won't read
Okay, one red key. So what are we fine said red? It will be a box of stuff. Oh
My god, this guy is massive this guy's humongous
Of the purple guy. Yeah, I'm only shot him a bunch
He won't die. He just won't die. Everybody died
Oh, okay, you just yeah, you go ahead and have that
Wait, I should be using my loot fucking thing and see
Can't see it disable reinforcements up without me
I
You want to look in white boxes for I'm looking at a bunch of white box
I'm here in shots nearby careful boys. We're not I'm not ready. Oh, I just walked on a landmine
Like you do oh my gosh
What it's about two items worth a thousand each I hate you so much
I have an extra cell P here
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. You're a good man. What what's just obvious see for mine?
Everywhere for some reason, okay
I mean one red card boys, and I just walked on another landmine
Holy shit. Oh a bully SMG worth a thousand
Yes, they're this guy bro
Yeah, I even get rich over there
Literally get over here. This is where all the good loot is. There's a ton of shit in here
I don't know, but we'll find it over here or there's Lou and there's boxes
I'm coming. I'm coming
Down for the C4 boys. What's out of the C4?
I've stepped on five of them. I
Don't know how that's fun. I need a blue backpack, bro. Fuck. It just so happens. I oh, no
I don't have this
You're such a piece of shit.
I'm next to one.
My stash now.
I'm the imposter.
There we go.
Uh-uh.
Uh.
Bam.
Sir.
Use your water.
There we go.
Oh, wrong button.
No, no, don't do it.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
You're such a piece of shit.
I'm next to one.
My stash now.
I'm the imposter.
There we go.
Uh-uh.
Oh my god, maybe this bad boy would be fine, but what's the drone do again? Can't we look for stuff with this?
I don't know. I'm gonna go my drone wiener. I got my drone. We're going back to you guys
Fuck I'm a ticking time bomb to get walking drone wiener drone wiener drone wiener drone wiener
Drone wiener drone wiener drone wiener drone wiener
I see your drone wiener and I raise you a drone wiener.
Drone wiener, drone wiener fight, drone wiener fight, drone wiener fight, drone wiener fight.
This is where we've come, this is where we've come.
Drone wiener fight.
I got him, I'll take him down.
Ooh, ooh, one wiener point, one wiener point, oh the wiener championship, wiener
off, wiener off.
I'm getting under him, I'm going up.
This guy's leader game is good
I'm not a leader juice. Okay guys follow me come come come come
Okay, follow
Are you all of a sudden?
Easy assisted to the team leader. I'm getting
team leader access for a second
This would be okay. We're getting blown up my bottom
It's not where I want to be
up okay thank you assistant to the D leader come back up I know where to go I don't think
you do well Peter just said we have to just loot random things yeah come with me
I know where to go come come come one palm fish one palm fish very very good yeah one
palm fish very very deep one palm fish all right this is where I was I was finding all my
good stuff but I think we just keep going this way. What'd you do? Oh, I'm your boss,
I'm your boss. I'm your boss. I'm your boss. I'm your boss. You guys, I'm your boss.
It's actually a monster. I'm on this alpha. Guys, I mean, I mean, I made a mistake.
One point. Guys, I made a mistake. Guys, I made a mistake. Grab this. I made a mistake.
I made a mistake, but I made a mistake, but I'm no way. You guys, I'm no way to you guys.
I would see a posture for a second.
You were just witness a second time.
I would see a posture.
I'm looking for the red key card out here and then come back in.
I feel like we won.
I need a blue BR volley rifle on the ground.
Because I had to drop it because I found stuff that was more expensive.
Why can't I keep this?
I don't want to take that and give it back to you. I want it.
Wait, do we have a drone wing key?
Uh, what? What? What?
Drone wing key?
Rone wing key. Let me see.
I got an axis.
I think he wants a tweaky.
Oh, I'm sorry.
How do you want a tweaky?
What is all this loot? Where are we right now?
Oh, I told you!
I just got a purple headed plant.
Hey, where you guys at?
Don't worry about it.
Okay. I'm looking for the red guard.
I think I know where to find red guard. You guys stay put. You guys stay put. I'm gonna find one.
Hey, come over here. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's a Conquest? Is this something?
Come over here. I dropped the bully SMG. I can't grab it. Oh my goodness.
Will you get out of here?
Oh my gosh. I don't even know what to do right now.
Yeah, I was trying to tell y'all. Is that bunch of goop in here?
Oh my god, I have the largest clank as I've ever seen in my life
violating me right now
If you die, I'm not coming against you. I'm not died. I'm not bad. I never died. I never died
You always die always
I never died
This fucker says you sound something found something good again, that's really good
I just found the sniper
You
Peanut you should come see the sniper I just found
Take the dog, you thought I snuck the dog away?
You should see this thing, bro, it snuck away.
3.3k sniper peanut, and that crazy...
You're a lucky dog, you're a lucky dog.
I know, it's pretty crazy stuff there.
Woo!
Wow.
Hey, Hodge, why can't you find stuff like that?
Fuck you.
Guys, because of your antics, I can't grab my fucking device.
Now I stole your device.
You steal that too.
I don't need that.
He's got your red card somewhere.
Yeah, if there's gonna be, if there's gonna be, there's gonna be.
There's gotta be, there's gotta be.
I'm telling you, there's just gotta be.
Why can I not?
There's no way there's not.
Oh, you can't pick that up.
Nope, I can't pick it up either.
You son of a...
Yeah, you son of a bitch, I just stole three grand off of you.
Fuck you.
I told you I was going to get you back you're running out of time five minutes and 45 seconds
We don't have to make our way out of here. No, we're fine in this red car. We gave you a bar
I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving without the red card. You can die down there
It's a fuck away from me Tim. I'm following you now, bro. I'm following the loop path
get away from here on the red card deck
shut the roof hold up now boys I might be
honest something I might be honest
something here boys hold up now are you
sure it actually exists are you sure it's
not I had one I think you hold up guys
I'm not lying I'm not feeling I think
I don't see it I think I don't see it
He's right there!
Five minutes until fourth recall.
Where is he?
Listen, that's what I already hit.
Which I think it is,
because I believe the HUD's died right there.
Yeah.
Well.
Yep.
So I've already hit.
Well, can you bring it back in?
Or no.
I think they disappear when you leave.
I need to find one red card!
I just...
Chat, how do you find a red card?
Let's go to chat.
They know.
Four minutes, that's fine four minutes is more than three minutes to see that right now
Yeah, it's probably leave I'll be in shock
You see how do we how do we go outside I?
Found a purple card
Okay, okay, that's not red, but it's a card
I'm very proud of you, who's the extract right here?
No, I'm just rocking a heal roll and we put our pass in the pass.
Eat shit and die. In game.
Alright.
Well, I'll go up guys, I'm looking for the red card.
I think you guys should use one right here.
Oh my god, we got the guys!
She went up right in the token, right in the token!
We have three minutes left.
I don't know how to leave this god perspective.
We're stuck in the building. We can't even get out of this hilarious as that is
Hold on now boys hold on now boys
No
Oh, come on boys. Come on boys. You know you're running the wrong way. Who's what?
Is your way in from here? No, no, but like I don't think so
Because we gotta go back to where we came in at over here. No right here. No, you know me
Just said about his way in you said no. Yes, it is. Oh my I hate you guys so much. Holy shit
No, no, I'm coming
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Dad, do you keep these cards? Do you keep these cards or no?
No, guys, guys, guys, guys! Let's be very carefully, let's be very carefully.
This game, okay, hold on, I gotta get to you, I gotta get to you now.
This game, whenever the time runs out there's 60 more seconds with one more X-Track.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm a hundred and thirty.
Get outside, get inside, get inside, come on, come on, come on.
You gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go.
You gotta go, you gotta go.
I think that's true.
Somebody got a yield-rode ship with me.
Where do I go?
I got one.
Go, go, go!
Pick me up, boys, quickly!
I hope this is worth it, bro.
Oh, my God.
Okay, we need to remember how we're going.
Okay, straight back down.
I don't know where I'm at.
Oh, there it is!
There it is, boys!
Come on, come on!
Right of you, boys!
Down and left, down and left is how we get out.
that was absolutely ass. Yo, Pino, I mean this genuinely with all sincerity.
What?
That was fucking terrible.
I shot $5,000! What the hell are you guys talking about?
I shot $5,000!
Alright, let's go! Let's leave!
Okay, okay, okay.
I got $5,000.
What did you get?
I got two purples, one enzyme replicated, and one xenobiopsy.
I guess it was so it's really just one one chest in there essentially
We left out the containers apparently according to my mother made it
me I had no idea
budget
Guys once restricted extra. What does that mean?
Yeah, one close to that. Oh my god. He's another red card. Wait. I have another record
Yeah, I have another wait wait wait. How do you guys just do that? I can't fucking do that
Wait, I've got a red car.
Wait, wait, wait, Huts, I'm coming to get you, no bullshit.
No, I don't.
Guys, we're fucked.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, listen to me, listen to me,
listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.
When this, when 15 seconds is out,
you run towards the last extra,
you understand, you understand?
That's our only hope, it's our only hope.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, get towards the middle,
get towards the middle, so we have a higher chance
of being next to it.
Oh my God.
I can't get up there.
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready?
It's just a little bit of map.
There it is, there it is, there it is.
Run that way go go go go go
Go go go up bro
No way hot you stuck a week
I don't think you can get up to
Here's me get up. If there's no way to get up. He's locked
There's a real player there, there's a real player there!
Fuck it, you'll be the fuck yourself!
What?!
You are yourself a fucking-
No way, you stupid fucking-
Hey, 17 seconds, 17 seconds, get inside the extractor!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Kill this asshole, fuck you!
Fuck you, you piece of shit!
Yeah, bitch!
Fuck you, fuck you, bitch!
Yeah!
Oh my god, what a fucker!
No way. That guy was camping the last extract.
He was camping the last.
Oh, he's so serious.
You did that guy.
Listen, I don't want to call it because we're pretty, you know, whatever.
But you did that with the streets up right there.
I don't know.
It's got to be right.
It's got to be.
I don't know.
It's got to be.
Bro, that run was crazy.
That run was insane.
That's the craziest run I've had so far.
Who is in who is in the last extract with 28 seconds and isn't going to the extract
That's got this stuff going on right there. There's something going on right there back. I was up to no good back
I was up no good. I'm really that was a scam, but yes, same. I don't know. I don't know if that means anything
But we just we circle but like circle a different same same but different I
Want to look here and just stat lines. Okay, I peanut left with six. I left with seven huts left with eight
So great run overall
Can I get a little flowers here for the runner eliminations in this game?
What you have I had six I
Hold up wait a second. You have what I had six runner elips
I had seven six seven two seven
Listen that that run was that entire run was like when we were yelling at each other and hutch was knocked right that was all that run that wasn't it yeah yeah you did good you did good
I was in the same game bro holy shit
I'll tell you I'll say it before I say it again I always thought of you as like worthless and fat and stupid and horrible but today I think of you as my friend
I'm honored. Good. Good. That's why I clutched up because finally you considered me a friendship.
So I figured I'd clutch up. That's right. That's right. You did great in the champ. You did great in the champ.
Is the EMP grenades good? Does anyone know? I haven't used them. I don't use grenades in any games.
You know, I have so many heels.
I mean, you do yell LeBron James and their grenades, but OK,
all right, Trigger Nades are different.
I know that's like the first game I've used the names in because you like have to.
Yeah, you don't really have a choice.
Um, OK, OK, OK, that was a map.
Guys, we do that map again.
I said we only do that map.
Yeah, that was good.
But I honest, I got to be honest, when I did that yesterday,
Didn't love the map overall, but I think it was just kind of like I never I mean I only played it twice
You know what I mean? Do you have a question the map or no?
Our quest for that map. What's that about called again? You'll be in Albus right here right here. It's on the green one do the do the
Sucky Gucci quest. Oh, that's to unlock the final thing. I already did that. Yeah. Yeah, you sucky. You see you sucky
You see I already did I already suck the Gucci already did
Holy shit, he's a pro.
Holy shit.
One step ahead of him.
Wait, where's Sucki Gucci?
It's under the green.
It's the first quest called Sucki Gucci.
It's to unlock the Sucki Gucci.
Alrighty, I'm ready.
Almost a 10k kit.
Let's do a sing.
I'm not ready.
For Sucki Gucci!
Yo, Tim, you better bring that sniper in.
You...
I'm not bringing the sniper on that map.
Hell no.
This is a close quarters map.
You got your mind?
true. Oh, I am bringing a 2K AR, though, like a very pricey
AR. So if we get another sniper, I want it. And if anyone
takes it, I will kill you. Well, the thing is, I think I can
speak for Tim here. Tim, you mind if I speak for you for a
second? Yeah, go ahead and speak for me. So, hud, fuck
you. Alright, so I told you I was gonna get you back,
bro. And there it was. I've been looking at that for two days. All right, I'll get you back.
Well, that doesn't make sense because I was getting you back. I'll get you back. You know,
I'll get peanut back too. Well, what really doesn't make sense where he said because we were getting
you back initially. It's fine. I'll get you back. Hey, Tim, would you mind talking for
10 more minutes without readying up.
Yeah, I got I just can't find a day.
Oh, that's what I'm looking for.
There it is.
I know heels.
Don't do it too fast, guys.
All right, if I have no heels, I can't live.
I'm ready.
You know, these kids are actually
we're kind of stacked right now.
He'll be not broke, bro.
You're all right.
Yeah, what's up, rookie bitch?
We don't want to go.
You have $35 course.
What are you doing?
I just found my hardest boss
How about you get your money up peanut
I'm sorry boss. I'm sorry boss. I
Really try my heart. I got I just I got I do them up as
so
Thank you enough
Jerking my shit. Have you tried firmly planting your hand on my shaft?
Bring it up and down
Because fuck you I'm doing great and I don't need your approval queen. I don't need your approval
All right
What that?
Let's ride
No, it's good man. It's not a lot of people like gas in this map up a lot on Twitter last night
Just a man. I like it. I gotta touch my gun. I've never shot it
It's like DMR got it
You are you are
So we got to run to that was in there, right? Yeah, I think so
I can't believe that guy was camping in the last axefell bro, that was some of those sprout
life bait or...
Yeah.
I was actually insane.
Oh, we get a car right here, boy.
Right here, right here, right here, right here!
So...
So you're just looking for those little towers, and those are random peanut?
Yeah, yeah, so there's one-to-one here, and there's one-to-one in the house where you clutched up last round.
I don't know where any other ones are.
But there's also tons... I guess we get the red ones?
And the other toilet cars, you see them like that.
They seem to find everywhere undead sometimes.
the green ones for that's okay I know but I don't want to explain it
what a guy that's a great teammate sounds perfect there's doors and stuff in
this game right like the one we went through to get to that elevator you guys
left
Got me dead
You went left there's nothing that I'd left room tight lock
Are they talking about hero shot us
You hear
Do I can I hear them?
If you guys hear me in game you guys hear me yeah, I hear you
Yeah, I can hear you, I can hear you.
I can hear Mr. Peake.
Pfft!
Yo, yo, yo!
Just get a brother up, come on.
Yeah, he is.
I'm sorry for shooting you, okay?
Would you be sorry if I didn't kill you?
Please.
No, don't.
No.
Oh, I see it, I see why.
I see why.
code and a green card. Almost
got you. There's a 16 slide
backpack here. Do you want it?
Yes, I need it. I need it.
Are you right there? I found
access clearance code, but it's
green. Yeah, you agree.
You should have all of them
all the way to hand.
What are you going to take?
not worth it but you know why would there for you know there's gotta be two
more people are you okay let me give you mouth about me so please oh please
Please.
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
You're a good man.
Wow, I love you, bitch.
I was...
Wait, why are you here?
You see this?
So whenever you walk up the door, there's colors for the cards.
Yeah, so I just put my green in.
Don't I need this purple stuff to put it in my stand?
Yeah, it's in the top.
There's green.
Okay, I'm going to put a green one in.
Bam.
Okay.
But this is not our super door right?
Or is this?
Okay, so it's our...
Okay, I get it.
Wait, wait, wait, there's a drone!
There's a deep drone!
There's a deeper out here!
What?
There's a deep drone!
He's trying to fucking steal from us!
He's stealing from us!
You guys!
Clink, clink, clink!
Stop it!
Is this thing stupid?
It was a thief drone it was I got it it was over here he's trying to get
So I know but someone definitely knows we're in here with that so
But would you statually with a thief drone? Does it automatically go to that guy's inventory?
Do you have to fly back with it? You have to fly back with it
Did he just steal an m7 I'm hacking the main frame
Don't worry guys
Hey, did he steal an M7 assault rifle from one of you?
Oh, blue one?
Oh, no.
Oh, wait, oh he stole it from me!
He stole that!
Don't mind those mines!
I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear!
I just take my M2S, please!
He stole it from me!
Oh Jesus!
Jesus!
Oh my God!
I swear, it's 1.5 something K.
I've never seen it on the way, though.
You give me that gun back right now!
I mean, I would give it back if I saw it, or I knew it was.
You give me that weapon back and what?
I don't know where it is!
He's setting out once!
I thought we were killing the last purple guy down here uh-oh.
I'll be back.
Why is my thermal flash back?
No, don't die.
Wait, can you send the elevator act out?
I mean, you're misgracious.
No, you can be the impostor and go to the vents.
What?
Be the impostor.
I'm fucking dead
It's the guy that we did it first wait what
Where do we go back to I don't know where to go
We were over this way and then we went through this way what it was keeping right here we keep it right over here
Right here right here. This is what we came at right here. Oh my god. We don't wait
Wait, no, stop what wait hold up you came in. Oh my god. This is amazing
Maybe we were somewhere around here. I know it. Well by time you get down there
Maybe we're maybe he was down here
It was it was some it was somewhere that's for sure
Wait left, I see I'm looking at your screen. Oh my you're right here right here right here. Oh right here right here
Lock it in hutch lock it in
Leave with my shit
Take that, Hooligan!
Take that!
Tim, there's a plan- Well, I didn't know that shot. I don't know this plan.
Thank you, guys.
Uh, I am back with nothing. They took everything from me.
Where's the rest of the team go?
They're all dead, I think.
Oh.
Guys, I'm getting pummeled by Clank is over here.
I'll be okay.
Guys, please give me my guns. I have nothing. They took everything from me.
It's one of my guns
All this stuff the way
You think I just got a red and a yellow card from those guys good work
This guy took my entire inventory
Tom quest LNG is this yours 1,000
No, no, I actually have my weapons. I got my tons back. I'm the only thing I'm missing is my cool
All right.
We'll be in that took it.
Hey, what do you mean?
What do you have?
What do you need?
Just my course.
I got to see it.
I also had a blue sheet.
I did it.
I saw your blue.
Oh, I got your blue.
Right here.
Right there.
What are you doing?
Right here.
Right there.
Right here.
Oh.
Right there.
There you go.
I'm trying this again. I guess I'll go up
No
I've got one red corner put it in now. We need one more red and one yellow. Oh, she got a heal drone. Oh, no
Yeah, oh my god, I'm getting violated. I'm being violated as we see
Thank you
Yeah, you guys got you guys got yellow to red I
Know have something
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
oh yeah I couldn't even see what I lost
oh yeah yeah boys I'm rich I'm rich
I want you boys to know that it really helps me out that you guys go through this door
thinking it's a continuation of the room but in reality it's just the second door that
opens.
Blast me to have more time in this room to loot.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate about you.
I'm not that good about you moving like that.
Fuck you.
Okay, well, okay.
Let's go into this room.
I've got 9.8k.
Do a B scan.
I have a $4,000 pistol
that I actually think is fucking insane by the way.
And I got a weapon mod
People explode when I kill them.
Woooah!
We've got a purple eggplant!
Before!
He's even equipped as a chance to generate credits.
Woooah!
Oh, Hux is going to his area.
And he's probably going to run out.
Most likely, most likely.
I'm head not over right now
mmm
is this thing fucking serious?
oh my god it's that
oh, i'm not
oh, don't die, jimmy, you're probably too good
what?
oh, these guys are good, there's a thousand of them
and that's what i'm saying, there's a couple of them
oh, yeah
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
We need to get some boots.
Oh, my God!
There's a million!
Oh!
They won't die.
All right.
Oh, I got what I got one.
Got two, got two, got two.
Oh, they keep coming from in here.
They keep coming, they're coming, they're coming.
So they keep coming from in here we keep coming to come get coming
Yes
I have no heels from if you guys see shield heels. Can you take them out for me? I have none
Yeah, I can take them out for you absolutely
Was not just reverse muted this entire time knows he's
That guy
I have a choice where 50.3k oh my god and this map is sick, huh?
Max soup potential, Max soup potential!
Hmm...
Huh? There's more somehow.
What? Bro! Fuck!
I did turn up here and see forward. I'm a coming boss. I'm a coming boss. I
See I have a master clearance code. What the fuck is that drone wing key that you were talking about? Oh
We get up to yeah, I know this way
Yeah, I killed the thing about us. I got you, Mr. Hut. Don't you? Oh my God.
Did you mean both of us at the same time from Double Revive Team?
What's that? What's happening right there? I don't know. Hey, George, try to shoot me.
I have a, uh, I got blue and yellow key cards.
That's a bob
Oh, dude the master clearance is for those x-fills
And we try to go in last game
I guess that makes it so you can use that x-fill
Hey guys, are we leaving the pinwheel?
How much how much money do you guys have right now?
I've got
50.3 game. I'm 10k value 20.5 thousand
Oh my god, this game
Why do we even revive this guy? I say next time he's gonna die. We would have stopped that
I'm going down. I'm going down. Okay, that's it. I'm not my shield
Wait, where'd you guys drop that?
Oh, right here.
We left the pin.
Wait, how the hell?
How'd y'all do that?
You've been through the thing that you can leave.
That thing was coming up, and we jumped out.
There's an iPad on the frontmost part of the wall.
Yo, what's up, I'm Steph.
How you doing, man?
I'm not sure.
Yeah, I'm just thinking about it together.
People are saying that we're missing the final room in there somehow.
Final room in here?
Is that the thing that we just saw that really key we needed?
Because we didn't have that key.
We need a wing key.
I'll be in stock!
I
Look out for a wing to settle me
you
If you find that in this way we hutch you found it last raid what color was what it looked like? No, I didn't find it last red I
Said I needed it last we're not in the streets on that one. Yeah, got it. Got it. I know we're not always in cell block 8
I was muted. I didn't find it. I needed to find the last red. Oh
I'll say you're stupid and ugly. Oh
Had lips like a chicken's ass. I
That's that's not
Wait, what is this is summoning drone? I'm kind man. You are
anything is kind of sweet the feasibility that's awesome
opposite the room with red and yellow keys big blue door
I feel like I hear shots at our guns.
Do you have a shield charge?
Um, here you go.
You all give me some good ones.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Should we go back up and take a look for it or no?
Are you getting stuck?
I got smoked, I got smoked!
I
Said that we come back in and look for those fun. Okay. Let's go
We got to go right here. I don't think he must have the keys. We gotta do the card one. I have a key
But you got the key. I'm gonna take you to get a cell. We'll take this one
But are we taking one is a hundred and seventy meters and seven one is fifty-five
Because I think that one might be inside the pinwheel
Okay, boss. Yeah, leave the thinking to the boss, Lackey. Alright? Leave the thinking to the boss.
He needs a team leader. Alright.
The team leader.
Well, okay, please don't hit that button until I find my natural way up there.
I got a hammer on him. Absolutely.
Oh, my fat ass fell, so.
Come on up, boys. What a fag.
Give me the drum me up. Okay. I oh wait hold on. Can you
Hold on let me get you guys a little step just go right here boys. There you go
All right, okay, all right it in okay, man. All right, okay
My god, show them no end.
He was in that, he killed me bro.
He was in this, he's running that way.
Got him, Zaynzayn, got him, got him!
I got him, I got him, I got him.
He's in there shaking.
What's that?
Isn't that the Rook?
Look around boys, look around.
I don't know, this guy is packing, this guy is packing heat.
I don't know if this guy's a Rook.
Pretty poor pretty pretty stinky poor. What do you mean poor? This guy's got tons of shit. Yeah, they're all worth like
$400 a pop. I think he was a rookie bro, and usually that means he's a solo
Plus rich people. I know you guys are both
Oh, let me get you up here because you guys up here. Oh my my drone is gone
That's right. Good luck
please stop moving it I'm not moving it
I'll keep on moving it now moving
thank you Tam welcome up welcome up
So how are we gonna get
Sir drugs go in
You guys we got the keep on I should here
So that's these by the way here look at it you see know what that is that's what that does
Well, yeah, the orange one
I grabbed that maybe we can keep it after the red or something
And anything so much for the eight months man
You guys want to do like a you but you didn't even leave. Oh, sure, right?
What am I supposed to be doing
I came out, I came out.
Yeah, I'll be the live leader, I'll be the live leader. Obviously you don't know how to do it.
Alright, okay. Alright, well, let's do some delicious disc tacos.
I know you eat it.
Hey, do the thing.
Hey, good work, boys.
Good work out there, boys. Good work out there, boys.
I
Three seven seven you guys
Yeah, well, honestly, yeah, I'd a lot of stuff
I say
Guys I have a superior key for $900 that mean you can go access any door. I
Don't know
I will say the thing went away, by the way, just for the record, I'm fucking
rich.
Man, the in game map.
Cryo map card.
That's for the map that's not out yet.
Oh my God.
I am keeping that.
I'm keeping that.
You guys mind giving me a second so I can organize my group.
Thank you.
Absolutely take your time. Thank you dad. Thank you dad
I
Would think the zero dollars that doesn't have an icon called the standard profile premium rewards pass voucher
I
Exactly know what it is. Is it what is that? I don't know
So many chances of the battle pass or something. I don't know what it does
Keep it this egg keep it
Okay
You go to the battle password even all right, I'll do that way I did a little I got a short of my goop
I got a room. I want to hold you boys up. Well the good news is I'm Marty ready
Damn huge run last right man. Yeah, maybe cuz you got nothing that last right me. That's why you're
I'm gonna hit the ready button while you guys organize all of your money
Um, yeah, I think we're doing good. All right, let's ride. What were you looting the last
grade? Nothing. Well, apparently you guys were just fucking robbing me. I recall doing that,
but, but I do know I only got peanut that wing thing. The only person I robbed was peanut.
that's it. Well, I also love the silence and give me my flowers for being able to hold my
diarrhea poop in the last two hours straight. It's actually really impressive. And you know,
dedicated to the hashtag ad, not using the bathroom during how many days. I appreciate that.
I appreciate that. It's very, very respectable stuff. I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
When you really think about the logistics of that, it is actually impressive.
I don't care if my teammates have low health.
I don't care, they can die more loot for me.
My droids belong to me and only me.
How do you like the game?
It's fun, man.
I'm enjoying myself.
Yeah, exactly.
You think I'm gonna heal peanut over healing myself?
You're on crack.
You are all crags, you know what I'm saying?
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.
Hey everybody!
the
Oh
Monday's gonna be interesting kind of seems like super game-breaking I don't think I don't know if that's true
Where we left maybe or something
Probably not
Hmm jump would have written jump jump where it would have
The open vent you felt you earlier
I guess it would make sense that thing was that thing was really tall
I don't know if my gravel can get all the way up there. I don't know the sponsors ever
I'm throwing each other up
Going up yeah, I I don't know. I don't wish to do that. I don't wish to do that
Tim, you are the only one not ready to help. What happened to the whole...
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. By the way, we didn't even do the sub to YouTube last night.
Ah, fuck it.
Look at you broke bitches with your broke bitch inventories.
Maybe, maybe it's just like maybe last raid.
Yes, yes.
No, what? Guys, we didn't even start until 50 minutes late. This is not last raid.
For the sponsor segment it is and we can play some more after
Yeah, but I'd be like that's I'm saying
This is our last way we gotta get that we gotta do the wing thing
Yeah, you gotta do the wing thing. Okay. Well, I let's see what's in the wing room. I
Want to go in the wing room. Oh
Wait, oh shit
I
Want what gentlemen all what isn't this that's the roof right?
Yeah
We say
I'm gonna sound as long as you guys want as long as I'm gonna two-hour down for my next three
I didn't get my sleep. I have to I got to go
Realistically, I could probably play for like another 30 45 minutes
What could you possibly be doing
When I don't typically stream on Saturdays, this is usually the time I spend with my son
What a pussy!
You're out, kid.
Drop your own way.
Ignore your son and play with us.
Come on, guys. Ignore your son and play with us.
Call memories.
I guess you can tag with me.
Oh, come on.
I don't recall a single memory from before.
The age of like 14.
Alright, buddy. He's not gonna remember any of this.
Really? You don't remember anything before you were 14?
Well, no.
Oh, well, I remember like
And sit in my pool
Yeah, and drink beers he's not he's not gonna make it to the ice show
Yes
That's a glass that meant you leave your shirt on
Where are they being even here?
Stop!
He's a bit more simple here.
I see him, I see him, I see him!
Stop!
Is that everyone?
It's on me, on me!
There's one HP!
He has a fucking shotgun!
He pumped me with a shotty, bro, he's one.
I got Gibbons, I got Gibbons!
I'm going after him!
When that's done, I don't know how to get to him.
Stop!
Nice.
Raz on me, Raz on me.
Yeah.
Over five more.
I
Know what is white I don't know either
Thank you, thank you very much
For the team never
Oh my god guys, no, we gotta get the hot
Another team
Careful
Yeah
What's the comrade the copperhead
I
Shaka
Careful peanut. They're good. I believe they're all running shoddies. You gotta watch out of all
I don't have a self of us
the drop on you right whatever this gives us.
Nice for you.
Oh, shit this is red one guys.
Guys, this is a full different team.
You know that was a whole different team right there?
I just lost a copperhead.
Guys, I was reaching for celebration tonight.
Because I thought it was the same team to which I just killed the first one and finished
him and he was on the ground bed in front of me so I killed two more, reached for the
celebration button and BAM!
It's a whole other guy.
The celebration button go off while you were getting killed?
No, it didn't.
It didn't.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm still gonna celebrate because I'm proud of myself.
I lost so much.
$2,500 I want to die
If you run into a team that knows what they're doing with shotgun
It's over
I can't wait that just happened guys guys put put a shotgun on
I can't wait I just have to copperhead. I've been looking for that since day one of the server slam
Yeah, you know, you know, you know what a wrap up the hashtag ad before we go to our next one, bro. Go ahead.
What? No.
Why are you talking about?
Oh, you don't wrap your ads up
We're guys he started 50 minutes late
We didn't
Maybe you did
We didn't I'm gonna remind up myself. I'll be back. I'm getting
Gentlemen, do we get a a w?
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thank you again budgie and
The marathon for sponsors today stream. All right. Now we're good
I'm just gonna say something that I've already forgot it.
Oh, the plan.
So this is the plan for today, chat.
After this, I am going to be jumping off.
I'm gonna go chill, hang out with my wife.
I literally haven't talked to her in like three fucking days.
And then we're gonna be back tonight.
I don't know where, but we're gonna be back tonight and we're gonna be playing some night
games with P. I think that is the plan.
That is the plan.
Also, why the fuck do I still have these?
Get rid of this shit.
So yeah, that's the plan for the day.
That is the plan, that is the plan, that is the plan.
We did a 15 hour stream yesterday, so I don't wanna hear nothing about, well,
Hunch, stay on the whole time.
You can suck my whole sack.
Okay.
All of it.
Last inch you can just suck on that shit. Hell no
We're back to the green backpacks fucking kill me
That's what I get for greed looting. It's just like bro. You have to with peanut. You have to greed. You don't get nothing
Champ think I'm gonna 20 gifted. Yeah, absolute legend. I appreciate you, bro. Thank you so much for love
Also, I want to let you guys know, YouTube, I have put you guys in an absolute mental
blockage.
The reason I haven't read a singular word over there, I was like an inch away from just ending
the YouTube stream at one point, but I was like, ah, I probably shouldn't.
You guys have been today insufferable.
Usually YouTube is like the good guys, and Twitch is the hoodlums.
Today, I couldn't look at you motherfuckers.
So anyone who is over there bitching and moaning your days are numbered.
That's number one.
Your days are fucking numbered.
I'm going to tell you all that right now.
I couldn't just all tab today, but I'm going to let you know I've recognized some of the
names who were bitching and moaning your days are numbered.
Push chat.
You guys did actually really fucking well today.
Honestly, you guys are kind of the all stars kick chat.
I mean, I don't got shit to say to y'all.
Y'all never fuck up to be real unless it's the random guy telling me to go to a
a Trump casino. Um, it bots me every single day, but yeah, not a bad day today. I'm gonna
be real. Today's been actually a pretty fun day. This this hashtag at us hasn't been bad.
I think for me, the marathon, like the first, here's the problem. I said this whenever
we played marathon for the first time. Marathon's problem is, is that it's not
like, what's the word I'm looking for?
Like there's nothing other than its art style
and even its art style is so different
that nothing is really excelling, right?
Like it has good things about everything.
The looting's good, the gunfight is good,
The movement is good, but it's just not like, this is all that is all, you know, it's just
everything is just a well good machine, you know, and I think that's why it's gotten so
much shit from everywhere is because of just that, if that makes sense.
Does that make sense at all?
I think that, I think that that's, that's the reason guns feel great now that we actually
have good guns.
We're not going against blue shields with wet paper towels.
It feels great.
I think that's why so many people played it and they just swore it off right off the
rip is because they didn't give it.
This is why I always say you give it at least an actual try before you start shitting
on it, not play it for 45 minutes and think that you're some expert gamer who can
tell if a game is good or bad within 45 minutes of gameplay.
No, you're not next for a great raid.
Yes, says the team.
Yeah, well, now you ought to be in the ZS.
Yes.
I know.
All right.
Let's go.
Hello.
My cat is on my computer.
Auto.
Yeah, I hear that I can I can I can understand it's a
little rough a little harder to watch because there is just a lot of moving parts and again
just the visuals and stuff I just shot a box outside outside one dead
Yeah, we're going to shitty walk. How can I help you?
I said I want to be shitty walk, how can I help you?
Godspeed there, Godspeed!
One of my favorite things in Hodge Dogs is when we know there's a third person coming and he's deep in the fucking loop.
Like, I hope you did not. I do.
Shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun.
Shotgun
That's free kid free kid didn't have much
Unfortunate man
Unfortunate didn't have much over here guys, but even bother checking actually because I mean it's just disappointing what he had what he had
Did not have much. Yeah, not have us
If I if I could be so frank with you guys nothing
holy shit I'm gonna kill so many people what'd you get guys I just got a new
shotgun and a thing called a twin tap HBR with $3300 and it suits you well
it's one time no wait so yeah I mean well I got the silver elves I brought
this in oh wait wait this guy had a shotgun I picked it up but they had
like the red lettering on it. What what happened?
It's like, um, I
I don't know. Where is their team?
That's the real question. No, you know, you are over here.
You want to do you give me the chocolate on town?
No, I don't have it in my inventory.
I don't know where it went.
No chance that this Boston here drops a purple AR.
Do we want to try it or no? Yeah, she.
Yeah.
I got too much
I think I thought I thought with the shotguns I thought when the items had the red lettering
on me it didn't disappear until the route was over I just took my shot there was a
shocking on the ground here. Did someone grab it? Um,
you know,
so I actually did it. I actually didn't. Someone had to. There
was this. I just dreamed that I had that. Yeah. I think you
dreamed that you had that. Hi, Mr. Sal. Let's proceed.
I ain't doing no bro. I actually think that's what you are
Why?
I don't know.
I got two seconds.
One, one, one, one, then one, then I got the first guy killed.
And the hush, you swear you didn't take it either?
I don't have that chance.
I know the world is a red one.
I already told you about that.
You mother f*****g.
Yeah, but I'm saying I just dropped.
Well, then again, if you guys took it,
if someone has it, it's just going to come back to me,
because it was my shotgun.
I have the shotgun.
Let me give it back to you.
You're going to die!
I'm going in, I'm going in, he's on fire.
Oh
With more wait hold up late
And I'm not playing around I need I need a second to
You guys aint no seriously guys.
I can't trust him.
Let me have a second.
You gotta be a fucking me.
I needed to drop it on the ground a dust attachment and he just took it.
He just took it.
Super young reagan plan.
What's that?
Guys, I'm ready to leave.
Wait, after spending a short time deciding, makes you invisible.
Okay, yeah, he just, yeah, he just, he just messes right off.
The purple thing.
Perfect.
Put it in the light.
I actually, he's got some friends.
Hey, guys, sweet little.
What's up?
How's it going?
What's up?
I'm ready to go. I've got 14. Yeah, let's leave the team. We walked into one room and
we're walking out. Is that good? Oh my god. Is that good? Oh, did that boss have it for
by the way I didn't even go up
uh yeah he did but he took it from me off and then threw it on the ground like trash
no no no I still have it look I still have this purple one then I have my blue one
take that robot
yo there's a blue tree on here on this body hutch
wait guys there's a guy where I can attempt a hat what is this
hacking the mainframe
how does that work P
buddy I have no idea
You're the fucking smart guy. I thought you're the team leader. I am the TV
Wait, how do I get over to you guys because I'm a hacker I'm a hacker
Yeah, this is a good map, I don't know why I didn't think it was a good map when I played yesterday. That's some stupid
Stupid ugly
Okay, you're fucking all right, you're a leguette. You're a leguette. All right, buddy
The ironic part is I actually love peanut butter and I've been eating it recently
That's my every time you beat a button remember I shit that out
I'm pretty good, boys, but who is the most top?
I would affect on somebody.
I got 14k.
14k.
I
14 point 8k I'm 14 point
Oh my God.
Another death for a boy.
That's human rage.
It's an excellent rage.
Oh my God.
You take that deal.
I take that deal.
Oh my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I watched him.
You know the worst part is he was trying to shoot me
and he walked in front of them.
Oh, no.
Oh, bad laugh.
Bad laugh.
Tim got knocked and was trying to move away from like
the bullets and walked in front of me
and they just head shot at him.
They head shot at the fucking shit out of him.
I
Let me remove my blue by my only officially in my ad
one second
You officially in my ad
Here we go
Taking out the letters a and d
Who is that who is that? It's my wife
You don't have like
You don't have a wife you like
Now if the ads over how bad did I get you when I stole this guy from you
Did I climb up your back a little oh shit you were climbing up my bag
Hold up. Wait, give me a second. I got it. Wait, how do I? Okay, wait, okay. All right.
Okay, I got it done. Okay, okay. All right. Yeah, actually, fuck yourself. But honestly,
Mr. Hudge, Mr. Hudge, I'm not going to lie to you. It could be worse. Look it down.
That guy died and lost everything the last two seconds of the raid. Okay.
brother brother brother yeah I think I do okay all right wait did he leave
wait wait no way you laugh are you serious I don't know I'm gonna feel bad I do
Oh
I cannot
Alright, let's ready up guys just get in
Alright, so I got a marathon c dot zero five prestige key from that rate, okay
Keydata secure location.
You E. S. C.
Dot marathon.
So yeah, I know cryo archive.
Oh, I get we I crowds that the map
that has been released yet.
All right, hold on to this.
Oh, yeah, that's the one you stole
from that side in there, isn't it?
Golden. Yes.
Yeah, I got one.
It's purple.
I see you so much.
I see.
Let's ride
I want to die
Yeah, brother that was
I don't even know what to say like that's not even
Now I wish I would have kept this shotgun
I
Be the wrong amulet
Okay, well guys, I don't have a primary weapon it looks like so
Just some people talking shit talking shit about deck
I need you to kill someone for me with the ammo type I need and then
I
Tim I'm so sorry
That hurt if I was a knock I would have saved you
I'm on a sponsored camera. Are you really? Yeah, I'm fucking stealing everything
Hey, I need I need um, I need to have you know. Oh, yeah, you already know no one's running that
Yes. Yeah. And that. And that. And that.
What's the plan for the night, babe? Are we doing art?
Um, for the night?
Yeah.
Um, I don't really have a plan. I would open a dick around and just play random shit.
I'm so down. I'm so down for a dick around to play random shit night.
Yeah, I'm kind of off
Just give you just like a week or so, but I'm kind of off the
Run one game
Yeah
I feel like there's something to work towards a new art whatever
I feel like it will revitalize me, but until then I'm just kind of like black
Well, I mean it is fun for a couple hours a day because you kill it
But you're right. There isn't anything to work for
And there's not even in Marathon you can say whatever you want about the game
I'm getting excited finding these gold keys and this that and the other like they they feel like there's chase items
There's no chase. Oh my god
I'm not standing here. I am killing them. Okay. Okay. You sure you want big man?
I'm down for all I come down for eight picks. I'm down for super battle. Oh, I'm down for
very good. No, I'm down. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna play. I want to play some burglar. No, I'm
tonight I'm not ready I'm not how did these guys just keep coming like how are
they still coming oh my god we got to get them stand yeah there's so many
buttons it's I'm just pressing buttons
way the eye why we guys you didn't come in you know the pinmeal thing that we
keep going into the keys for yeah yeah you can do without key from this
specific size. But, call me, call me boy. Yeah, so what you do, what you do, what you do is, is um,
fuck a lie, you never do this. We tried doing this, but I never did it. Um, there's like box,
oh wait, wait, wait, wait, you see this? You pull me down a drone? I don't have it for 40
seconds. There's no need to say anything on me either. You see those four red boxes?
Yeah. Dude, I think there's four boxes you can destroy if I, and those will turn green
whenever we hit him. So there's these boxes on the wall. Oh there's one right there. You see it right there?
Oh, I do, yes.
If you shoot that and then bam, look at that, it should turn green.
Or whatever it is.
So you have played this map?
Yeah, I told you I played it with Mr. Zeke.
Yeah, because you know what's hot about this.
Well, it helps when every single person in the entire lobby is, uh, you know, created the game.
Oh my god, she's also in great sniper location my goodness.
You gotta find people with lots of voice.
Oh, we're not firing.
Do we want to grab that red key?
Oh, let's keep it right, John.
Do you see a red key?
Right there on that thing.
It's not one down there peanut. Come look at this. Oh wait what where?
That's the that's one of the devices. Yes
That's yeah, you know you're gonna keep that the master key
We definitely need that for the inside little spot. So I should be down it. Okay. You want to you've got that while you go look for the boxes
Isn't a forearm fire right now? It is outside. Yes
If I jump why die
maybe one way to find out
how much do you anybody can you fly your drone and get me up to the roof I
got a lot of you hold it hold it hold it oh my god I'm just used to shit you
fucker that's good that's good I need to write back I need to write back it's
Let's go.
Where have we moved?
You're not.
I'm linked up. You mean it's like I got to grab it first?
You got it, Tom. You got it.
How are you?
Boy, see a box?
Got it!
Two down, two down.
A lot harder than it looks.
Yeah, I'm stuck wait you say I'm keep that
Mother fucker. Oh what my god
like 17 robots just spawned on it
I got two big man stuff
Holy fuck I'm in a twin cycle bro
oh my god
oh I know that was a bad guy
poor Tim
everybody come here I got you
I saw marios
hey
I got two more boxes I might see you turn that gel
I need two more boxes.
What are the boxes look like?
It's a square, it's a box.
A square?
That is a box.
Nothing gets past you, P. Nothing gets past you.
I don't know how far away they get to be.
I found one right here.
That was pretty far.
I don't know.
How far away can they get to be?
But use my drone
Yeah, use your drone. Use your drone
Why see what I see what oh my god
Holy shit
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm going to die, I'm going to die Pete, it's going to be you, oh my god.
I got you, I got you, I knocked one of them Pete, I'm one HP with no heals.
Get you, get you, get you, get you, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Inside, right there to your left one, that's one of their friends.
Yeah, that's the other one.
Hey, we're going down, we're going down.
I'm going for a hutch, uh, we're not on hutch, bro, cuz I'm gonna-
There's your jet.
I'm going for a hutch, Rez.
Shoot him on the hutch, Rez.
I can't even believe I got one of them.
They got out.
Oh.
There's so many clickings.
That's why I was staring at them in there.
I mean, it deals with guys, bro.
There's too many clickings.
Oh, man.
There's too many clickings.
I didn't see anything else this guy has, well...
There's too many clickers!
What are you, VT guys?
Got two, got two?
I'm gonna show you this guy has like a gun, man.
I
The surgery myself and I thought it was an ammo good word good word
I promise I think I'm still
I wouldn't pull up my drone again I'm gonna go find this last box first boys
Don't you worry you can count on me! Put your faith in me!
How'd you do this? Put it in me!
Alright, here it is. Let me put it in you.
Put it in me! Put it in me!
Okay, it's in.
Oh, oh, my, the gods.
Wow.
Wowzers.
Wow, this faith is...
I've never seen faith this massive.
Oh, I lost connection with my drone. I'm too far.
Well, guys, we've been fighting last month without a drone.
So this is just to get into the building that we've already gotten into?
Yeah, yes.
When we've been just...
It's a three-way getting in.
Gotcha.
There we go.
It might be better to just do the fadeway.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, I can do my drone in a second.
We can do one more box.
It's right here.
Oh, I see it!
Got it!
We're gonna work it, we're gonna work it, we're gonna work it!
Alright, so now we go back up.
Now we go back up.
I don't think it up there right here
You guys know the others over on the team should have this round
I think it's gonna be my LG
I'm gonna spend some time with the wife
You don't have a wife. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh wow. Oh, what a treat. What a treat.
I'm calling more clankers because I know that's what you guys want
What's like this what's like this is about
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness
No!
Where they going?
Oh, you bastard! You bastard! You bastard!
Damn it!
That was fine!
Yeah!
That's how the cookie cream is done!
There's still more coming?
Oh my god, there's another one!
Awesome!
The guy's face is as big as over here!
Oh god, I'm dead!
The guy's just the appeal here!
No, this isn't gonna be...
I'm coming back!
I'm south, President.
I do not have a south.
They're not basic.
Why do they keep coming?
He's surging me. He's gonna thirst me. He's trying to suck me. Oh my god. I got you both. I got you both!
I'm trying to crawl the hutch. I'm almost out of ammo.
I have a guy who calls out for the ammo and the right thing kind of bugged me.
You been able bugged?
No.
Perfect. Attention, I'm looking up tonight.
Yeah!
Hello.
It's like another round gonna come up. We do have the rounds already here. Oh my god
You got me you got me you got me you got me
I'm stuck
Have you heavy heavy heavy
Well heavy that's my P round that's the nipple round I need heavy
I'm heavy over here on me.
Oh.
It's a real guy, a real guy, a real guy!
I've known Madzolot for a long time.
There's another real guy.
What were you guys doing here?
I'm sorry about my friend.
What were you doing here, Chief?
What did he say?
I
Don't know how to get to you guys so be careful up there
I got you is really in turn their volume up. I barely can hear him
Well, let me let me go by second thing I got I'll be too late guys. Do you turn the play volume up?
I
Get that ammo back bro. I just gotta shoddy off that guy
Wait though, I can't turn the volume up, but I can turn everything else down and then turn my main volume up
I'm gonna make everything an eight
Except for voice chat volume
And then just turn up my main button. I'm gonna be getting seven. I'm gonna do seven. Yeah, I'm dropping heavy
Good primary yeah
I grabbed it I grabbed it
here you go here you go
I fucking hell is this I've glued it
okay I need heavy ammo now do you have
that ammo I'm putting key cards into
the key card big as you think I had no keyguide I do not I didn't tell you
drone though I was just strapped and I'm nothing
literally zero we need one more red we need one more head we have it
Oh, I use my master key. That's the master one
I really had no room for any of it. I was just
You've got to be fucking me you have got to be fucking wait wait wait check you say we keep missing something
Fuck you. You're missing a chromosome. That's what you're missing
Guys we gotta find the wing we gotta find the wing thingy
Like there's a room right here the thing everyone's saying we keep missing it this big-ass blue door
And there's two things access tonight access tonight
We all know let me see let me see what's going on. Let me see what's going on
This is the door people are saying we have to get in here
How we get in there you need to press two panels chat is saying we have to wait
Oh, are you personal up when I press the right one ready?
Okay, three two one now
It's access tonight
Just one at each end of the way I can do
Okay, wait, I'm going to the right wing
We all go with you
Okay, he doesn't care about his scores or anything.
Is he being a little red?
I mean, Chad said they're at the end of the wing, so I'm assuming if you just, like, run this way.
Maybe eventually we'll find it.
Maybe.
One right, one left.
Blue room, column right side.
Wait, blue room.
Wait, I'm in a blue room.
It's funny because you're trying to tell me but I banned left-wing and right-wing in my chat.
Yeah, well I got him.
That's funny.
Chad, did I go too far?
Guys, am I too far?
I don't know, I don't know.
Chad, still let me go back. Okay, I'm back.
too far inside bottom floor bottom floor wait wait I see a panel wait I found it
it's a vent shaft yo check are you guys fucking serious wait what's going on I
mean how did you not understand at all what we're trying to do right now no do
Okay.
Alright, Peter, do you want to explain it?
Uh, yeah, so basically, um, so what, that, what Tim was trying to say when he was trying
to relay the information to Hodge while Hodge was listening, I was over here listening
to Wolf, and when Tim was relaying information to Hodge, which Hodge unfortunately was not
receiving that information that Tim was trying to relay, Tim asked me to relay the
information, and now I'm going to go ahead and pass back to Tim because I was listening,
I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
We are looking for panels on the wall and the end of each wing to unlock the ring.
I want it, Buzz!
I want it! Got a panel! Got a panel!
Got it, Buzz!
Check, it's not that.
Guys, I know where it is. I know where it is. Look at this.
You know how one of the wings is blown open?
Think about it. It only could be the gross center of the ring.
Guys, that's it. It has to be the other thing.
I found it! I found it!
It was here!
It was on the column. Oh my god. Yo, okay. Where's the other one?
Still saying where
We go check out the door. Did you press it? No, I got other way. It is
The drone wing or command wing? I have to move it. Yeah, five minutes. Yeah five minutes
We're gonna leave for the launch. We'll leave for the launch guys
I'm trying to do this
Okay, okay, so it's gotta be this other way on a column. What it looks like
I don't have ammo. I don't have ammo in my shotgun. I'm fucking dead
Yes
Actually
You can leave that guy, you can leave that guy, I'm gonna go get the- actually no wait, what did I say? Fuck you, you don't leave that guy. What the hell?
I'm gonna be honest, this guy has nothing.
Oh, okay, you can leave that guy then. Alright guys, we need to get to the next spot. I need all the nipple rounds. I have two nipple guns, so if I have nipple rounds, I'm no fighting.
I also have it.
It's already different, it's all over.
I got double double guns.
Now where's, what does this thing look like again?
Oh my god.
It's a panel on a wall.
Okay.
And it looks like a panel on a wall.
It looks exactly like the thing that we were hitting.
Oh, your back side, last Wednesday.
Okay, got it.
Yeah, yeah.
Guys, okay, look for something that has a little poop on the left cheek.
But it's still a nice thing.
They're gonna go and look for this just great. Hey, we're happy for them
Big brain moment block it very back keep going back
I'm checking over here. I got it
that's what I was like that's the same oh I would make shall I well unless and
less it activates bold we have to use a bad people one thing no what what what
what's what I'm up because I'm willing in so much piss and shit so we'll start
I'm talking to Tony what to do right now.
I've, I've...
It's, it's okay.
Go back.
We're gonna find an office. Hang on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I found it.
I got it. I hit it.
Good work, good work, good work!
It's Hutch just standing at the door going to get all the way.
Most likely, most likely, most likely.
That's why I'm heading back immediately.
There's no way.
There's no loot in here.
There's a goop, there's a goop, there's a goop, there's a goop, there's a goop, there's a goop, there's a goop, there's a goop.
Oh, he's back here, he's back here!
Oh, it's a whole wing, guys!
No, we don't have that time for this.
Guys, it's a whole wing, look at the map.
It's a whole wing.
Yeah, actually?
Yes, it's like a whole new wing.
Yeah, we can't, we don't have time, we don't have time.
We're gonna leave.
What?
It's that whole thing?
Oh my god, bro.
Well now we know how to do it next time.
Hunch, run away with one of those, come on, run away with us.
You don't need to spend time with your wife, she's not even real.
It's my LG, LG, LG, LG.
Come on, Hunch, we're just taking on her to do a G-14.
We're all dying, LG.
Yes, we are.
And there we are.
I'll do one more of Hunch's, just one more.
I'll do one more of Hunch's, just one more as well.
Looks like wow just think about how many people you know
Guys
We'll see I guess I don't I don't know how to get to you guys
He's jump right here one down
Oh yeah, he's got it, he's got it, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Should we just wait for the final? Or is that tripping?
Umm...
Dude, we can make it, we can make it, we can make it!
Isn't this gonna hurt us though?
YEEEAAAAH!
Hi, man. You're gonna get cool nose go.
Everybody's gonna go, oh my god, you're crazy, how'd you get that nose go?
God, I miss it.
Now everybody's probably thinking this is a piece of shit.
I can't get up there. I'm not even looking over the jacket. I can't I can't get on
I
Was wrong they're calling me sexy
Oh my god, someone just started calling it. Someone just, wait. What?
What do you think it's on? It's on the call. It's on the call.
Holy shit.
You can't, oh you can't, oh you can't, when there's two seconds left I need you to die, okay?
Yeah, and I'll lose you for tea, okay? I wish I was losing this round.
Cut it out.
I got so much to do, dude.
Oh, we're being sucked! We're being sucked!
Hey, guys!
Holy shit, hey, hey, hey!
What's up?
Hi, hi, I have to piss and poo no matter what, but please, guys, say one more time.
I want to go in that room, but I want to see it happen.
Please, say one more time.
Think about all the people you're letting down.
Bungulaters, are you here? This guy's gonna let us down.
Think about the difference you can make in humanity right now.
This guy is the worst.
He's the worst.
Think about it.
Dude, I'm waiting for my role right now.
What do you want me to do with your life?
Who cares?
Shaman is the boys.
That's forever.
Think about that for a second.
Tim, I know you want to go hang out with your kid, but he's not real either.
We've got to get back in there.
back in there we gotta get back in there and show them with the bosses you decide
right now we do it or not let's do it oh oh says the team okay let's do it then
guys I will do it if hutch doesn't hutch caught hutch please please say yes
please you go take a shit I'll be here okay okay okay I'm gonna get my kit
ready I got my kit ready I got my kit ready I'm gonna go see shit I'm gonna
I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Besides put on music, you guys want to,
you guys talking.
I mean, I'll be,
I will probably be talking, but you might just,
maybe just do music. You know, I know the bungalow
just love music, so.
Uh,
Little bit of music, little bit of music.
Alright, I'll be right back.
Be right back.
How heartbroken do you think you'd be
you just left what we both leave and he goes back and down so I think that would
really imagine if we both left you'd be I feel like he'd be so sad
Dude, he would be so sad if he comes back and we're just gone.
I'm running the bathroom over.
I am down to you one more time.
I
Know chance not even that I don't want to play the game. I just boys. I'm fucking
yesterday's 15 hour stream
Trying to go and chill before a long night tonight
Everybody dance now
I think I found I think I know what we're playing tonight I think I know what we might
happy playing tonight chat. You guys want to see?
Yeah, why does that look so much fun? Has any of you guys actually played that yet?
Is it fun
Every day every day
Wow, that was a cleanse that was a cleanse. That was a cleanse
I'm gonna reward I feel reborn guys
I am pretty much out loud deluxe
3.256 thousand dollars sniper rifle along with a enhanced WS TR
combat shotgun 2.589 thousand. All nipple rounds. All nipple rounds. I'm calling you what?
I'm bringing a lot then, Pete. Oh, I'm bringing a lot. I got two and a half rows of nipple rounds.
You better be at your best. You know what? Oh, I was muted. You better be at your best.
I'm gonna get another one. Well, I'm... How did you just hit so fast?
Yeah bro, did you just launch it out of your ass?
Did you just open your ass like a fucking just gaping hole?
It just fell out, I mean.
Maybe you guys are just not as dedicated as I am, okay?
Maybe you just don't want it, okay buddy, because I, from the time I've been a streamer
I have trained meticulously the muscles around my rectum ready up to be controlled one by
one at will.
I can start pooping I can grab a poop as it's sliding out.
I can flip it and land it back in the hole until that's what it's like a second last
right. You're telling his fake wife.
This is our last day.
Do you got a big day? No.
Oh, I'm not my game.
That's not a serious side about my game.
You got to change your life.
I know.
No, well,
before and after.
That's use the plan.
Use the plan.
We grab those master keys.
There was many keys as possible.
I'll try not sorry. I'll do a room then hit the way okay, okay?
Understand
Keep red
break
Right
Pop down a couple walnuts
Oh
P are the master keys are those the flag ones things or whatever
Those are the ones that are in those
Okay
I
Jebus you keep on the room
I got one again. You're one. Yeah
We going that's this that's the book in part. I'm gonna go here. Well, I don't believe my drone hundred thirty-six
You should've hugged you just got out of like a random chest thing, right?
Fire rain, fire rain!
No, I got the uh, I got it from like the beat games that you have to like, wait for.
Oh, okay, okay.
Is it real?
Yeah, it's fresh as a bunch.
Where are you guys at? Are you all in the fire rain?
I'm not we're yeah yeah yeah yeah you guys on there lovers being lovers lovers
I know if there's one of those master keys on the other side well the more we
the less people in red
mm-hmm
Yeah, yeah
That's why they pay you the big bucks
I know
Hashtag ad
mm-hmm
Hashtag ad
Hashtag genius
The wind is firing and stuff
Hashtag small dick
Can you knock it up?
Good, good
I hear it easing up
up. I thought it was gonna work. It's gonna work. It's gonna give us a dime. Here, maybe
if you go challenge. Oh, it's gonna work! It's gonna work! Let's ride! Let's go kill those people.
Mm-hmm. Don't see this. That brain is incorrenable.
I
Clank though was lit up
He is my baby's really way here. Yeah, I agree. He literally got one shot by me. Oh
The boss I'm out
Knocked one
I'm walking in well on the left. I see if I'm going in. I'm going in back to begin.
I think I heard him on the right. I think I heard a door.
I'm doing this. What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing? Where is he? Where is he?
I got him. I got him. I got last.
me one more than my arrest.
He was a package. They're packing.
I got a master key.
I was kind of asked.
Oh, no, they're all dead.
Okay, cool.
Well, I have one of the orange keys.
Supply clearance code.
Yeah, me as well.
They were packing.
Oh, they killed another team as well here.
All right, Hutch.
On me.
Two bodies here.
three bodies are here
didn't you have a shotgun already? I do have a shoddy-us. Samo though. Yo Pete you
got nipple ammo on this guy if you want it. My man my man that nipple ammo is what I want.
that you can put my whole team in your mouth.
Oh, see?
Ain't nothing better than that.
I think I just make a bomb.
I thought it was going to blow.
It sounded like it was going to blow.
That was me.
Something, something.
I know you're going to find a slide.
Oh, it's already in
Just on a hundred percent like this is not over in the before right?
What I dropped it back
Good day. That is what I can't go. That's yellow or orange. It's late. It's
It's orange. Hey, there's a room over here. It takes one really don't eat those chill
There's a room over here takes one green and two oranges if we can probably green we can open up
I have an orange as well
Found a great you already in the room
No, no, no, I'm over to meet him
Right here
Oh all the good stuff is on the right side don't wait, I'm just kidding. I just came
Oh man, I gotta get to that right side first. That's where all the good shit is.
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! God!
I hit him once.
He's getting away! He's getting away!
Get in the aircase.
Don't get too much of it.
Oh, I'm gonna die. I died. I died immediately.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Oh, I'm dead, bro.
He's pushing you
To to on me P. They firsted it's much much when this
That one
They have self-presence, they have self-presence.
Why don't you both? Why don't you both?
Okay, good, good, good.
Do you need more? I don't know.
I first did one that was on the stairs. I know that for a fact.
Oh, then we're good.
So that should be the last two.
One of the winners!
Happy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see that sniper. You just see that sniper.
Is that an AP Lapua?
Yes, I think so, I think so.
Shot's coming in.
I rest him, I rest him, I rest him.
Be careful.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Oh, they're mine.
Yeah, yeah!
Good job, P9.
Hey, do you bother at?
Tim, come here.
What, what?
I'm just throwing a drone at you.
Okay, got it.
You guys are dead.
Are you going to keep going?
These guys were for sure geared the guy down the stairs isn't crazy. I'll say that I don't know what those guys are
I'm looking at one of them right now
Actually like I thought they were gonna be a little more I mean based on how fast I died, but he doesn't a thief show for me
That's nice
Wish up five self-res on this guy too if what do you need?
Nothing at all
Literally nothing don't worry about what I was about to say
Hey, good just I brought the same kid a purple robot on me. Oh, sure
I'll just come up, I'll see you again, I'll get over here, doing fantastic over here.
Thank you so much for asking.
We have the other key.
Look I'm back.
I see fuck this, we gotta get to the pinwheel and do that thing, there's a whole reason
behind one more.
Nah, fuck this, just give me one second in here, you're in there, oh I did my
personal but fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I can't believe he pulled that off bro. What a piece of shit. No
Oh
We should have known he was being too quiet, bro
Okay, the only time watch that quiet he has a burger down his gulag
See that Kevin we should have seen that gap. Yeah
I mean two green cards up here for the for this door. I have one green card two reds and a yellow
I've got no cards at all. I have no cards
So oh, I thought it because I forgot all right, that means we have two green cards now
You got a pee or you want me? Oh, yeah, I got it. I just got a guy
I'm putting it in I'm putting it in I'm putting it in oh my god, it's in
You're spouting, you're spouting!
Mr. Hackett?
Hackett, you made creeps?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Inserting myself in the mainframe.
Inserting the firewall.
Firewall became.
One again, one down to the third.
Wow.
I probably won't kill him.
He's not in.
Yeah, that's easy. That makes sense.
I think I scrubbed all the way.
one so Jim this is like you know okay I don't know how do I know you guys aren't
just gonna take all the news after I go start this but you remember you can't
It's a whole wing
Okay, there's a lot of answers to that but
My on the ring wings
Yeah
Oh my gosh
I keep running into these claymore traps
I'm gonna back to the freak the fuck out
Oh, that's where we came from I think
Oh
Got him, got him
Yeah, that's where we came from I think
Beep it up, beep it up, beep it
I don't know where I am
I don't know if I should keep waiting until I have all these guys
Don't waste my ammo right here
This is our first time
Oh
I got it. I got it. I bowed it
Oh
We don't need any keys, right?
No, we just might hit the end. I don't know
It's kids areas
Yeah, or should I open up this door?
Look to myself
Now we go
I
Keep all this honest and hope that we can still use it not hope
But having in the habit in the back pocket
I
Look
This is the room like this is where we were trying to get
I don't know oh
Man, I don't know only the only thing with a purple at it
Oh, the reason I can tell you that is that my fucking skin on it. Oh, man. I don't know. I don't know
You know, you never know
Boss up there wait, we got to kill the boss
There's a boss up there where I started fighting the robot
Oh, for my dear.
Hotchass instead of worried probably found a best gun in the game.
No, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't.
No, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I believe you. That's unbelievable to me.
Well, you're not believe me.
Okay, look, they're up here. Come here. Can we kill the boss?
Wait, where's the boss?
Where's the boss?
Oh shit, I have to shoot the lag guy!
Yeah!
What is that?
You see that's just two shots of the boss!
Oh, 4,000!
What did the boss even have I see nothing. Oh, he not already looted it. No, I know I didn't know
Dude, he's too fast man. I just can't even keep
Anything
Guys, I actually didn't take anything from the bottom. I just can't believe it. There's no way
leave you but I feel like I
touched his leg, I touched his leg.
That's a good chip.
What do you mean I have the good chip?
I'm getting worse.
I just stubbed each other.
He's trying to evade it.
Now he's got it.
He's trying to evade it.
No, I don't.
What's the good stuff?
I got one item which is a 4k little serum
and that's it.
We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. You need a command key right now.
I appreciate it's one of the colored keys because I think one of them is called the command key.
You know his loadout value is 23k and cost is 18.
Not true. It's 2626.
Oh my god. Guys, we need a command key.
What color key is the command key?
It's yellow or something.
not that room it's on the boss
actually read off the boss because we
gonna kill the boss I see a key here
it's not a command key
supply clearance you hate the command
key no I don't have a command key
scanning the we should we kill the
the boss. The boss had a different box than the other ones. Tosh is already looting the
key room. No, I'm not. I looted a separate key room. I looted a separate key room. Oh
my god. Guys, guys, we need guys. Yeah, I didn't have this. I didn't have this. No,
I don't think so. I don't even know what the boss looked like.
I feel like I'm playing fucking Among Us with both your chats.
If you weren't just sneaking away and being all silent.
RG, RG, really? Sometimes it's fine.
Alright, let's leave.
Let's leave.
You know what we need to do one day chat?
I can't believe you guys have a story. I'm only worth five cats.
We need to launch an investigation.
What is this for? Six thousand?
And that investigation is going to be for all of the fucking rats in here.
I'm going to task mods with sitting in the chats of people
who are playing Johnny Apple long including
Including peanut and Tim and they're going to watch their chats like Hawks and we're going to start
Having court for all the people who are fucking rats
What are we gonna do?
No one cares, take another $100 bid.
That's a great name for what I just said.
I hope there's a way to check if the meat makes the day.
It makes the day.
That's a real master move with the sauce.
I'm not going up there.
I'm not going back there.
So even if I can't...
We're one of the gyms that Spans don't deserve.
We take puncher for peanuts.
But we know that you would fold hand like a lawn chair.
Yep.
Did that open the door?
These command right you damn right I would fold them like a chair damn right
Love man, thank you
I need ammo bad
That's a brown stuff. Well, I have the X-Fill one now. I have the X-Fill one
So that's that's what I just got
it's right there yeah you get up I use my crap I'm gonna get up the judge don't
you worry oh thank you don't inbound I'm starting the fight on top on on your
can't be chariot the wage about moving
chariot the wage here we go thank you
good friend there we go
good work out there boys I just like
you guys I have no ammo so I have 20.5k
like if someone starts shooting us Gigi
also I'm hiding right here so I have
20.5k I bet 26.6k I got 5k
Wait actually
Hey
You know what you know what it is. He does I have 15k fuck off
I was seeing if you were gonna give me anything after taking all that shit
Not me. No, hey
Now you're not getting nothing now. You're not getting nothing now
Liar
I guess I guess you can round up. I'm 16. Okay. This is where I got shot and died last time
I hope it happens again
I mean total monetary value there and we're looking at what for the boys
Like fucking 50 60. I think you're more than that. I mean with just 60k
Hey, sixty-one gigas, don't you?
Yeah, bro.
That map is sick, by the way.
I've been working with it a hot-touch forty-k.
Well, you can literally see right now
that Pia has fifteen k and I have thirteen k.
I got a thing called a deluxe rail-touch
of ZOOZ, ZOOZ, and it uses that ammo type
that I haven't used before.
Fuck yeah.
The white thingy, the little credit card slider.
The energy?
No, it's not energy. It's it's it's like a it's like a new type of ammo. Oh
Exactly just like that guy says boner alert, I
I'm gonna be honest. I won't point that that raid you said we're gonna need a key
And as you said that I was swiping that one room
Which one read two yellows by myself tried to eat some collude in my heart dropped. I was like, oh, no
Oh
You know where I fucked up. I didn't have a blue
Bad pack that's where I fucked up
That'll happen. I think now is a pretty good time to tell you. I think I saw one on the three people we killed in the beginning
That's right, that's right well boys
it was great play with Jeff.
GG's boys.
Hunch, I will see you in two hours and 40 minutes.
Yes, sir.
For the late night stream.
Woo-hoo!
Bye, guys.
I'll be watching.
Bye, Timmy.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
Bye, Peen.
See you tonight.
Later, guys.
Have a good one.
Chad, GG's dudes.
Yet again.
GG's GG's GG's GG's GG's GG's GG's GG's GG's.
We will see you again tonight.
We'll see you again tonight.
I'll probably be streaming on probably kick in YouTube. No twitch stream tonight. No shit. No twitch stream tonight
I'll be kicking YouTube or we're just kicked. So I'll give you guys post on discord. I love you
I appreciate you. I'm gonna go chill five hours. What yeah, it's almost like I said, we're doing another fucking stream today
Yeah, absolute meatball, but I appreciate you guys man. I thank you guys so much for hanging thank you guys so much for being here
I love y'all we're gonna be doing a goofy night a game night tonight
So I'm going to go probably text peen and throw some ideas around and see if we can't come up with some fun goofy games to play tonight
Should be a lot of fun. All right kick is hutch a map. Yes. Yes kick is hutch MF
I love you guys, man. Have a great rest of the evening. We will see you tonight
Bring your beers if you don't got beers go get some love you guys man. See y'all tonight