you
Thank you.
You
Thank you.
I'm a fake smiley man, yeah I'm the lie that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning, and I'm enjoying the view
Well I've been a loving lover, I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover, and picking it up better
You
you
turn I will turn turn turn god bless
go good morning good gentlemen and ladies good morning
Bajor! Hello! Hello, Lil' Wungee! Lil' Wungee! Hello! Hello! Hello, hello, hello!
Good morning. Good morning.
I'm trying to wake up long day long morning for me today and up six six
a.m. I'm fucking exhausted but we got a long day ahead of us I went ahead and
popped my medicine early this morning around 8 15 and I'm ready to fucking
thrive I'm ready to go we're locked and we're loaded
Here's looking good today as well check that thing out. Yeah
Lash it put a chunk in you. I
Turned a wrong direction. I cut you with it. What is this?
Honestly, listen we're gonna start today with some clips
Because I have a feeling yesterday night was awesome, and I didn't get to watch too much
Cuz I knew I had to go to sleep early, so
clip cues now open post your clips in the chat if you've already posted a clip
post your clip again I would love to see what happened last night the funny
moments Nevada they were 61 months Sammy thinking for the prime serenity
thinking so much for two months hexing for the kitchen as the call thing of
it too much with a tier two mr. Pops a good of three months I bought thinking
for the gift and go birds with a 56 con and bitties but birds you turn it
into a bitty fiend, ain'tcha?
A bitty fiend.
You the top bitty motherfucker in this dog.
I appreciate you, man.
Boogie, thank you for the two months.
Dirty white boy, thank you for the 10 gifted.
I appreciate you, man.
Cracky starting early?
I don't know how I...
Yeah, bless it.
Cracky?
You gonna hand me with a cracky?
Damn.
Great job, Chad. Hey, honestly, round of applause for everybody in here.
Three clips. Wow. Don't overwork yourself, guys.
Calm down. Don't overwork yourself, gentlemen.
Three clips. I mean, holy shit.
Surprise, you guys, Ramble. Let's do that so quickly.
All right, what is this?
Dougie, give him a little five-gifted, man.
I don't understand how that jackass is not in the bus yet.
He's fat and stupid.
He's fat!
Even if he's-
What the hell is that?
On that, uh-
That ride!
Did he run after?
Did he?
You want to be on the special bus?
I don't understand how that jackass is not in the bus yet.
That's motherfucker.
He's fat!
Even if he could catch up to the bus, he can't fit through the door.
Oh, oh well.
You need to be that kind to him and make the bus store whiter, please.
He's going to be kinder to himself and get himself a treadmill.
He's motherfuckers, bro.
Max, thank you so much for the five years that over on the tube.
Dude, think of it, think of this.
Close your eyes.
We have a UFC legend.
Okay?
calling me fat. Nick said, let's play cod. Oh, it's like Nick asking me to come and get
AIDS. What are we talking about? Are you fucking high? Me playing cod? How about you
ask if I want to get syphilis? What are we yapping about? In video game, of course.
new war zone. Yeah, new war zone.
I did pop an Adderall this morning. I might be able to keep up.
Oh, war zone sucks.
It's like shit.
It looks terrible.
Let me look. Let me watch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I am not Nick's bitch, okay?
Nick doesn't get to just call me around like a dog, alright?
Let me take a look at this, let me take a look at this.
Let me take a gander, let me see this shit.
Dennis, I think last play, literally $250,000 on claim, on this code.
Imagine being that fucking stupid, like just imagine.
Are you surprised like he didn't collect it like chat imagine that money is just sitting there, and then you just don't take
He might be the dumbest person that I've ever met
He's just fucking so stupid
Jen imagine you had an account with hundreds of thousands of dollars is off to the side
I think you didn't even look at the skins.
What am I looking at?
What the hell is going on?
Which I think should come for something.
Stupid and racist.
That's going boys.
Lock in.
We need to win.
We haven't won a game with them.
I know that.
We're they them.
Oh shit.
What's up?
Oh shit, that's not our paint.
We're not going where we went.
That's not a resort spot.
I'm going triple bro.
Hello?
You gotta come back.
Oh my god.
What the f**k dude?
Hi Tim.
There's somebody.
There's my help.
I need a gun.
I found one. Get away from me.
I got a few skewers. I win the game now.
Guys, bro.
I got to read a play-doh. I need a gun.
But I already... I don't need it.
Someone on the other side.
Damn purple thing here. What do I do with this?
Why do you play the play-doh? God spoke weed, bro.
It's a good thing.
Guys and it has the Omni movement. Oh, this looks like shit
What's the different part about this game and then the other three cards that have failed it no one played
You wanna go to Nick
Fuck you, buddy
fall damage this is actually amazing so you can only equip three perks at a time right it's only three
it's a no about the combat role too right yeah some of all right whatever yeah you just hold left
all while you're falling down i'll take my upgrade over there that one's mine
i heard something wrong
Another upgrade down here. I took her upgrade is the movement is the movement cracked chat
Upgrade my gonna have a fucking 12 year old on Adderall slide cancel me in this game
I can already tell man. I haven't seen one. No
I can't I mean it man. You guys are caffeine this one. I can't stand you bro
You probably wouldn't Starbucks today, but I I could smell it from a mile. I got some
You got some tea
Yo, how do you get down there? Oh?
Shots me
They're fighting they're fighting we turn we turn meet me
See a fight. I want to see a fight. Yo, I know where you there bro. Let's play together. We got this
play off me bro you probably suck you know what i mean
where we were now he's such a piece of shit
are we for real they come from him
Oh, it's all right.
I just don't understand why you didn't play with us, though.
Well, to be fair, we all respawned.
This guy.
The grapples.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, oh, shit.
I'm not gonna tell me.
Oh.
Man, man, man.
Get over here.
It's okay. Good, good, good.
We leave this one tired of hearing this.
Huh?
Tired of hearing that.
Yeah, what is that?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Bro, look at this skin, bro.
On the tip, on the tip.
Now make me do this first, come on back.
All right.
We going back over there?
All right, yeah, yeah.
Missilaki, get off, get off, get off.
That's what you do.
Why?
Are we going up?
Are we going back for real?
Why did that blow up?
I said Missilaki.
Where am I going?
Do you want to come back over there?
this audio cue hey go to body call duty please get rid of whatever that is oh my god sounds like
they're having a great time Max thank you so much for the sound of rock 2 baby
I don't know boys. I don't know. I don't know. Bob Chewie.
thank you boys I think of it a five of your heart's time to hop on car
shut up bro upgrade upgrade upgrade I need it that's okay
oh my god it's a nice small game whips I hate you I didn't know I needed it
How would you ping it and then take it?
Cause I-
One of my guns was-
You're remoting at people about Marathon, now you're hating on Cod.
So you're saying in order for me to continue hating on Cod, I have to play-
I have to play it?
Is that what you're saying?
I feel like when a game makes the exact same game, 35 fucking times,
It allows me to hate on it pretty early
Doesn't look
I thought you were trying to slide for that purple upgrade right there
Well, I know for an absolute fact peanut is gonna want to play tonight like guaranteed
He's so fucking fried on, on, on, what's it called, Ark?
Uh-uh.
What is it called? Just Call of Duty?
Which Call of Duty is it?
Call of Duty Warzone? Is it just an update?
Oh my gosh, I put the wrong birthday. It says I'm not old enough to play.
You motherfucker! How do I reset this?
Motherf-
Oh, I'm good.
Mostly negative already on the reviews.
Good. Good.
Good.
For I have so many games on my computer, I have to uninstall shit.
What do I have to install Battlefield 6, I'll keep that.
Oh my god.
Install shit.
Install this.
Install.
Install this.
Install.
Um, what else do I uninstall bro that you guys ever heard of the project lead game that
like game that was out there for a little bit the extraction of the shooter brother
I still have that on my computer and it will not let me uninstall it.
I feel like I got hacked brother I have uninstalled four games how do I still not have enough
for him. Are you shitting me? Hello.
Do I under solve GTA?
I think I might have to.
You're so massive, man.
I think I might actually have to.
I
There
I'm second
You probably get rid of arc
I
Brother what in the fuck is going?
Oh battle state games I can install this shit. Yes. Yes, I'll install
I ain't never gonna play fucking talk off again. Fuck you
Okay, I have to have room now, right? I have to I
Still don't have enough room. I still don't have enough room
What what
It from Tarkov uninstall uninstall yes, this is unbelievable
How bro 403 gigabytes are you jacking me off whips you said it was a small game you cocksucker
Just install warzone brother. I'm clicking call of duty warzone play game
403.75 it's making me install all of call of duty
How do I just install warzone
You
One second I'm cooking
I'm cooking.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't know.
Literally, bro, it's not letting me,
it's not letting me uninstall or install just horse on.
It's like brother, it's like it's like, is there a moment in order to play this game,
you need to install Call of Ditty.
That's what it keeps telling me.
You can modify the install on Steam.
Can I show this?
Can I show this without leaking anything?
Yes?
Okay.
From here, where do I go?
I'm on the call duty war zone.
What do I do?
Library, okay?
Now what?
Call of duty, call of duty, okay?
Right click.
Properties?
Whoever said account info die, okay properties. I'm doing it and then what?
Manage install
Go to DLC game versions and betas that one
No DLC right here got it. Oh my god, there's a lot of stuff. Okay, so I unclick everything other than Warzone
Right? Okay. Everything is, everything is clicked off. Okay. Now do I install?
install
what are we doing boys I'm telling you guys this right now if it fucking sucks I'm getting
off okay if it sucks and I hate it I'm getting off
for this squad. Hello! Hello, hi! And now, we're kind of the big Tony Tons. Come on,
tell me. I've been trying to download the DLC for the last 30 minutes. So, can we uncheck
everything but Warzone? Yep, just figured it out, took me 15 minutes to find that,
but we're here. Wow, your chat is super-elval. Brother, I'm letting you guys know this
I'm off in ten. All right. I'm just
Let's go. Oh, you might as well. I could
Yeah. I mean, that's it. That's it.
So, bro, why am I getting on? Why am I getting on?
I don't know what it's worth. I'm gonna say this in
check and say, I'm enjoying my time on this battle
rail. I'm enjoying my time. Fact. So, maybe
Hutch is the missing link. You know, I'm putting
it on your front porch.
Although I didn't say it was incredible, I just said it was good.
That was good?
Yeah man, it's fun.
I agree.
Alright Lockhead, we fucking need this win right here.
Alright, I'll be back.
Yeah, okay, alright, alright, I'll watch, I'll watch.
Where are we landing?
No, we're close.
Alright, alright, alright.
We're going deep.
I agree.
We're gonna go, no I'll call it, I'll call it.
I'll call it.
We're going to go up here.
Hold on.
How do I do it?
Here we go.
I got it.
Boom.
Green pink.
I don't think you might take it.
What?
Well, this one we can actually fly decent.
OK.
Just a little bit of time left.
I think we got to deploy like now.
Chat, listen.
I understand.
But in order for us to call this game ass
and talk shit about it, we're
going to play for 35 minutes.
and then get off. That's our game plan.
Guys, I didn't want to start the game like this, but I do need to reiterate.
We don't fucking care, you know, we don't care.
Yeah, boys.
Oh, I remember this.
Dude, all right, Tim's has to be different from mine as well, because I'm
going to hit W.
It's like, no, that's what I'm doing.
No, it's like momentum.
Pick up, pick up, like, yeah, I see it.
Yeah, I see it.
It's gonna run like ass on steams. Well, then it's gonna run like ass fuck it. We ball
I do not care
It turns hits can it gold apparently fucking bad regardless boy you can't even break armor over the plates
Yo, straw, thank you so much for the pride
I appreciate you, baby
Game title will fix everything once we get in there
was dog right look outside yeah outside outside
that's the robot that's the same how do the robots oh my god we're
dead oh dude we got you now do we get to talk shit about this game while we
watch hutch uh yeah that's exactly what we're gonna do 100%
So that's the only reason why we're playing we could talk shit
We're ready and the bottom floor. Yeah, I gotta go through a tutorial or any of that shit or no yes striker
No
It was the worst
Yeah
thing you know who knows well you just keep so I got four perks right now Timmy
you're right yeah you can just stack them bro okay as many perks as you can
grab just grab really yes okay start it okay I think yeah a little bit yeah
You boys need armor armor here
Your PC continue fuck you oh
My gosh, it's destroy update ignore
So what is this thing I'm gonna do that check out what you're doing a contract to get us through these maybe
Okay, okay
Don't care oh, yeah, you know what they say always accept all terms without reading anything. That's how life works
Continue
Sweet mother of God, bro, I got a restart already
I JUST OPENED THE FUCKING GAME!
It's not letting me restart.
It's not letting- It's just- It's breaking my computer.
It's not restarting.
Hello?
And I've crashed.
All right.
Top confirmed play.
Right.
Let's see if we can get into game.
Continue.
If you just called me tonight, quit properly, do you want to run the game of safe mode?
No.
Go again.
Try number two, your GPU I don't care, ignore.
Exit. Warzone.
What? I haven't installed it!
What did I install? Why is it so loud?
I
Installed the menu. Okay install install game
I'm just going to go ahead and just mute all this and let's pull next stream back up.
Dude, just hush kid fatter every stream.
I
Just happened
Fuck just what the fuck just happened let's go up to the right. Let's go. What the fuck just happened
Are you shitting me? Oh, what the hell was that?
You ain't fucking with Jake
I'm going up my roof, okay
Are you actually installing warzone right now? No, I'm baking cookies. What's it look like I'm doing
It's right across. I ain't happy about it either
I see him inside. I'm I'm shall not let him come
It's a buggy
Let him cook
Bro, I cannot stand the running in place around corners. It looks so bad
Why is he lagging?
I broke him.
Flash.
Wash me, wash me, wash me.
This guy is so annoying.
He hit me again.
Blue deep, blue deep, this way.
He streams.
Got him.
I'm deep.
He's running away.
I'm dead.
I
Iridescent me standing what the fuck does that mean sauce? Thank you, bro. I appreciate the 50 man
I hope you're doing good, bro
I think you didn't that's that sauce
Player that kid's foolish it bro
And away solo like this just fucking push this is my job. Hey, oh
Nick kind of got motion no
Nick kind of got motion
Hey, if like you
Something come on, man 17% 17% by the way. Oh my what is going on, bro?
This is this is terrible and the end dude. It's making my entire computer like
I'm a roof. I'm a roof. This is terrible. This is a terrible idea. I'm staring at your roof. Oh
Move my camera suck my Johnson, okay? I'm moving nothing
We're gonna be in pain together if I gotta play this shit blame Nick
Call him short or something
You can't drop those windows cuz of the wall jump like you can't cancel them boys. Why do I have like nine things in my shit?
I don't know how to move my snapbook man so me and Timmy were struggling with earlier.
You got to hit a button there's like a
Swap tactical got it. Got it. I have stuff man. It's going in my back
I'm gonna drive this bitch
Can you get close? No, but you can but you can lose it. I'll just wait for you. You should you should lose you should
No, no, no, no, but I can't stand this anymore
We will be in and 25 percent. All right. We're pulling clips back up
Before we'll pull pull clips back up
We're pulling clips back up watch rest these clips and then we should be in there by then. All right
Well, we should be in there by them
Dude, this hush could fatter every stream.
What the hell is going on?
Am I living in a- what the fuck just happened?
What the hell just- what the fuck just happened?
What just happened?
What the hell is that?
Judd?
Uncle Jimbo?
Hello YouTube.
What the hell is he looking at?
Jesus.
How's everybody doing up there today?
What are you guys doing out there?
They're doing a game called Luffy as the Old Country.
So, yeah.
The over the shoulder is killing me.
The over the shoulder is, brother,
if Jimbo's on the camera,
I would pay large amounts of money
to see who's behind the camera.
This is close in 30 years 100% wait a second maybe he's maybe he's a beast
peanuts filters not working yeah these are all peanut videos I can't I mean
What are what are we watching bro? What are we watching? Why he dies?
Oh my god, oh my god. This is actually tech. Oh
That is insane. Oh my god
I'm going to like just just take me just take me just take me just as far as I go holy shit, dude
Was that?
Fuck
oh
hey
fuck god damn it fuck
let's go
no
fuck
come on
let's go
hey
Fuck!
Hey.
Nah, woof.
Hey, come on.
See ya!
Fuck yeah, motherfucker!
Firing range.
I gotta smell it out, dude.
They have a casino. It's all over, bro.
That's how it looks like where I'm landing. Oh my god.
Alright, well, let's not tell you.
So, if you were a good player, where do you think they're gonna go?
This music is fucking intense, bro!
Oh, it's the- Okay, so you can hit space and deploy your wing suit. You don't have to hold it.
I didn't see anyone go at the casino.
I got fucked up.
I can't see! I can't see!
The targets are up. Go take them down.
Bro, what's-is-that?
After my first drop in, I decided Blackout 2 was Game of the Year.
I decided.
Back, boys. Game of the Year. First drop in.
Bro, what the hell just happened?
Let's go, dude. We're so back!
I had like a couple things that I would say over and over again.
One of them was trash.
Now it's just like trash, trash, trash.
And the other one was just like that.
And so it's I'm yelling, you know, fat, trash, slow.
As I get these fallouts back over the company area, and right after PT in the morning is
chow.
So we go to chow.
I'm looking for three of the fallouts that I had I didn't know three of them from my platoon
They're having their eggs, you know and like shoveling in their face and you know not looking around and I go over to one of the stand-up
refrigerators and I grab three pudding cups and I open up the first pudding cup and I go
And I just fling it and squeeze the cup so then pudding just goes
All over their fucking eggs and tray
You know and I go up to the next one
FAAA!
Just screaming at Adam because they fell out, you know, and that made one of them cry.
That was the part that starts the next investigation.
Yeah, that one right there.
Yeah.
FAAA!
TRASH!
They had him, and...
One of the drill stars was like, why are they crying?
Like, they're crying because they're fucking fat!
They fell out of the run!
Piece of shit!
The sergeant called me fat and then put-putting on my eggs.
I I look at the one that I know can handle it
This treaty is not touched his pudding that I gave you which makes me upset
So he's about to stand up, you know, but he's like he's like done eating and he's just gonna sit there
And I'm like no you eat your pudding and he doesn't move I go
Eat your fucking pudding!
He's like...
It's...
Yeah, eat your fucking pudding was like a moment where everybody in that defect on that side
of it was like, oh fuck, he's not just like throwing pudding at people, he's like
furious and making them eat it to get them fatter.
I'd...
I'd crash out.
Oh, I always start this off by just asking Cooper kind of a...
I don't care.
Ratchet, batshit, dirty old twat, 69 assholes, time and a night, hooray, lizard shit!
Get space and deploy your wings, sir.
Just, uh, mute all this?
Nick Stree...just.
How about it, boyos?
Get in there, gay boys!
It's a quote from a movie, it's a quote from a movie.
Get your panties in a wad. It's a quote from a movie.
Don't shoot! I'm pregnant!
Don't shoot! My squadmates are sucking f**king spabobettes!
I'm only here to whoppa!
Oh my god!
Oh
20
no-203-22
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
what's happenin?
he is so high bro
he is so high
bro he's so high man
he's on a he's on Pluto brother he's on the moon hello everyone and welcome back
to spearhead a massive new yeah I don't give a fuck you give me one bobcat four
with three blue attachments and a gold stock deal in what world after a night
Hey, come on. You're gonna give me armpits sweat from come on. We had last night
Do you think that I have even close to that how about you know what peanut?
How about I give you the lint in my pocket is that?
Is that Doritos stain fingertips? Are you shitting me? So I got left you take it
You think a group of got a golden stock for you think that I got that
I'm f***ing poor!
Cause of you!
Cause of me!
Cause of you!
I didn't do nothing! I didn't do nothing!
No, I didn't!
No, I didn't! You! You're fat!
You're fat and you're ugly!
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright.
Are you? What the f***
is that?
Are you kidding me?
That's why you're poor, you fat, ugly, poor person!
You got arms and legs!
You want?!
What the hell is wrong with you?!
You got lips that look like the back of a chicken's ass!
Okay, alright, that was...
It's not very nice, sir.
It's true. It's a truth.
It's not very nice at all, sir.
Oh, we gotta start lying to each other?
Yes, it's time to start lying.
It's time to start lying.
If you play with her, be congratulated.
You hurt me deeply.
That was good.
Maybe don't do that.
I got kids and a family to raise.
I got a wife.
I ain't playing that dumbass man.
You got a problem with it then guess what?
You got a problem with it.
I don't. That's my position.
And that's where I'm standing.
For the rest of time.
You do you, I'ma do me.
I'm doing me.
F**k.
Tell him to hold my f**k.
And he's not even like that, he's telling the queer fuck to act him with his little wig in his glasses, man.
That's all he does. He's a fuck actor. And he acts.
Cause shit, that's what actors do.
Alright, he puts his little fucking thing on every day and he dorks around. He's been doing it for years. Good for him.
Good luck.
What was he want?
He cried about me talking on a podcast three years ago. Bro, I gotta ask the question.
So I answered it.
And I do it again.
I'm talking about man
Oh friends peanut I like how you did a hundred damage and instantly died both fights in a row
Good talk good talk. Okay. All right. Okay good team affirmation good team affirmation
I'll go next I'll go next
They play I like the way
I
Like the way you said don't worry. I'll kill everyone and then proceed to get your ass pounded
You say something nice about it, you know one of us
I like the way that you both had a hundred something dammit. That was amazing. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
This guy is a UFC champion. How is he out damning us? We do this every day for a living
Sorry boss
I think he's dead
Short story. Short story.
Short story, boys. A short story.
Best thing you can do is to let Hutch and Mason shot call.
Actually, because there's nothing more annoying for me, right?
Like, I'm sweating, I'm locked in, I'm not reading chat,
I'm trying to listen to the shot calls, I'm trying to push,
yo, let's do this. No, this guy, these guys are gonna swam here.
I'm thinking about all these things, right? My brain's going crazy.
And then when somebody just messes up and does something incredibly stupid and dies,
While I'm sweating my ass off and what's happening Mason's showing off his mustache in the middle of the game like I
Get just rage built up inside me in their eyes. It's like they don't care
Oh, it's sort of big deal. I'm reading chat. You're gonna make me feel like it for reading chat
But in reality, there's so many layers to it as to why I get so frustrated
The the woman that shows up on a street is paid to be there I am more certain your friend
It your long client.
I am now more certain than ever.
I am now more certain than ever that the lady that shows up on his stream is paid, is paid
to be there.
Collient.
Yo, handsome Tim.
What are your thoughts on Marathon?
Should I buy it?
Listen, brother, here's what I'm going to tell you.
I'm playing Marathon.
I'm enjoying the game.
OK, when I first played the game, I feel like there's a big skill
I'm still not down on this is like the wall where you kind of get hit
and it's hard and it's not easy to understand.
But if you can kind of push through that, I do think it's a good game.
Now, is that necessarily a great thing?
Maybe not. Right.
Our creators did a pretty good job of making it very simple.
What does it seem to be?
Oh, it's just talking about.
It kind of made it so was how difficult that game is
like it or whatever, whatever the case may be.
But if it's the understanding of what is happening, like how you
Hashtag Ed
Genuinely, but like what do you think of people play video games?
I think if you're playing them recreationally, you're the biggest fucking loser of all time
So like after a long day of work, you just want to relax and play some fucking 2k
You're just like a huge fucking loser. Yeah
Just like after you had a long day of work. You just worked really hard. You know
So half an hour, two k.
Yep.
Well, it's just over?
Yeah, you're cut.
Okay.
Yeah.
How about someone who does it for like a career?
Then that's fine.
How much money do you have to make though?
What if you're like kind of like just getting by a little bit?
You're making like let's say 10k a month like poverty.
You're making 10k a month like poverty.
I can't bro. I can't bro.
Bro, no, Enrique, no!
Let's have a funeral.
Enrique!
You better lot him.
Anybody got any final words?
I love writer
Watch the line
That's
Yeah, I can do it do it sing it like
You were way off.
All right, all right, what does it mean?
Look, there's a lion.
Oh my God.
That's mean-joking.
That is not what that means.
That's exactly what it means.
Look, there's a lion.
Oh my God.
No! There's a lion!
Oh my god!
There's a lion!
He's lying. 100%, 100%.
Now hold up, Pussy P.
Last time you said he was lying.
I don't know why my nickname is Pussy P.
I feel like we shuffle back, we pee out the room, we take a vote.
No! No!
What's your name?
Oh.
It's like Fuck Friday, you fucking losers!
It's Blackfork Friday!
It's Blackfork Friday, you fucking...
Great song.
oh
oh much is this 149 sir I've got 53 fuck you bastard
I
Already
We're ready. We're ready. I think I hope we're ready. It's only been an hour
It's all it's been an hour. Thank you. I pressed can press play. I got down Luke shaders or other bullshit. What what else?
You're gonna fuck me. It's a beautiful thing
The anti-malion skip skip skip. I don't care if don't care skip
I can play okay after an hour. I am ready to play
Real good
gonna hold this right here we're not gonna fly down
machine balance okay I'm gonna go here driver give you guys cover
All right, watch the imply
No, no, no, no, don't talk to me chat
We are gonna dominate and if it sucks we are leaving end of story
I don't know I don't know something they reskinned another call of duty and said it was new I don't know what I don't know I don't I don't have the answer for you
Yeah, another remake. You'll be able to spend $30 to hear MW2 intervention noises.
I've already taken my, my, my meds.
Know what? Fuck it. We'll, we'll, we'll double in.
Fuck it. Fuck it. It's where I'm at.
Where I'm at in life is where it is.
You think I'm going to get reds and lads?
Oh, the lead on this is insane.
Almost out of ammo.
They have golden purple armor.
Coming in, golden purple armor.
Yeah, coming in from zombie area.
You know, I think we pushed this team on the left.
He's still white armor.
Yeah, whatever. This fucking bullet drop.
Are we for real?
Oh my god.
I need to get the wind coordinates
It's not even Monday
Look at him fly away. Oh my god
Watch him just fly away
I
Who the hell is that guy? Oh, it's an ATV and remind
They have a snap hook so you'll feel at home
Okay
gold it doesn't like more attachments and I'm the legendary and it's so pretty
bad okay okay we're gonna have a lot of teams on our left okay so I'm thinking
maybe we just try to hold the hill what you want to go in
it's really hard to drive on the ground by the way
Yo Christian, thank you for the 28 months man, headkiller thank you for the 30, palmbroker
thank you for the 9 months, train thank you for the primer, nohawk thank you for the 40
Bash drunken alpha and Nando. Thank you, guys.
Damn, Tim.
I
Go
You like the street, okay, we gotta maybe I'm there I keep bringing the car in case we did it
I
Have some sort of like cluster or something as a kill streak
No, they're sure to our right there's a shoe for a right or a low right
Yeah, all right coming up
Bullet drop it's kind of corny man not used to it kind of corny
It's a guy oh
MLB the show no I don't play that
I do I do I do flying squirrels on the screen
You can shoot people in it
I
Keep on keeping on brother
Yeah, I appreciate you, bro. We get some love in here from a gags to come in with a 50
Gifted there the gags. I appreciate you brother. Thank you
Thank you for the 50 dollar donation. Sorry. Thank you, bro
Please live longer, so I have to watch more. Oh wait, they're about to win hold on
Wow, that's a victory screen.
Great job guys.
Thank you very much.
I really enjoyed watching Ten do something.
That was cool.
I mean that's how it's supposed to be.
I have a least amount of kills.
That's fine.
I did a respectable 6.
Go ahead and talk about who hit the most.
Go ahead.
Did you win more than Neil?
Of course.
Listen, listen, listen.
We should just look across the scoreboard as a whole
with the 9-6 damage, everything.
I'll go, I'll go with that.
There's a lot of damage.
Most damage, most assists.
No, most kills.
Most eliminations.
I'm the true killer.
Yeah.
and my base we did it boys proof we're not okay yo it's really important for us
to do those bots and just get up it makes it so much easier like every fight with
our guns wait yeah how do I change my skin you know like doing those little
contracts yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we just go around those little things
we need to drive around to because I think I have a little things by every
tree yes yes and just go do all as many of those little tiny things I have I
I have that, uh, it's a battle net.
Well, Tim, Mike. Yeah, he might, he might.
I might, yeah.
Can you get my ass?
No, I don't have that.
He was going to add him because my shit's all fucked up.
I don't have I'm on steam.
Oh, I'm on steam and from.
Wait.
Oh, no.
Hush, hush.
No, no.
Click the thing top right like a little icon top right the social okay, okay, click add friends
Don't have leek his ID. I'm not I'm having that mine
Send friend requests. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a high screen. I'm a high screen. I
Just sent a bunch of random people front of quest
Fuck
Add friends.
You're going to get a big...
Activision ID.
Steam ID.
Activision ID.
Okay.
NEO.
NIO.
Hashtag.
Yup.
568.
Oh, you're fucking yourself.
Okay.
1712.
Have fun with all those ads.
Brother, I...
Sint.
My account has been fisted off because it's fine. Okay, did you get that ad?
Oh
No, yeah, I got you. Okay. Oh
I got you boy. You're good and the best part is you don't have anything leveled up cuz it's all round guns
So you're playing the same game as us. All right
All right, am I in the squad?
Fuck yeah. Yes. Yes. Fuck. Did you change some settings? Nope. I haven't changed nothing
Okay, go just go to your graphics and turn everything on low, and I mean everything
Okay on quality mm-hmm everything low everything yep
Oh fuck oh
My gosh everything's on ultra
and then after you you know after you do everything on low everything's on low okay click
be you at the top change your FOB to 120 oh yeah that goes all I hate this guy no it
No
Watch your brother play an adf of this one watch your fucking mouth. I got 120 above the anything else 120 ads field of view affected
Yep
weapon field of view wide
Real wide back open up and at the bottom make sure you turn motion blur off both of them
motion blur off weapon blur off and then if those things say default 100% change
them both to least 50 at least that's that's done and then on quality
mixture on fidelity CAS to that in English I didn't even pronounce it right
Fidelity FXCAS.
Where's that at?
Upscaling, sharpening, equality.
The very top.
Very top.
Dynamic upscaling sharpening?
Yeah, Fidelity FXCAS.
I see Fidelity CAS.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Bro casting a spell on me.
Anything else?
I don't know.
Nah, you're good, bro.
Just get your fucking eyes on it.
I don't know.
Is he casting a spell?
Alright.
Nah, I'm just helping him get his settings right,
because you guys are pieces chips, man.
I didn't get the same who killed fuck you
Is that good
Here's all my settings in anger
Those are all my settings bro. Go down and don't do controller but just go down and do what?
You're taking our smart supplier, man.
Nick, I already got him. He's good.
Yeah, but he has more though and my sayings are better than yours. You suck.
You play on roller.
All right, I'm fine.
I don't want anything else.
You want to say?
I don't care about anything else.
You want to say?
You fucking whale.
Don't smile.
You want to say?
Nah, you know what you want to say.
Okay, is he fucking? What's going on over there? I'm back. I know Chad, it's almost it's
crazy. It's like my teammates name is Nick. Isn't that crazy? Whenever you say Nick,
It's crazy, huh? It's crazy. Shut the fuck up. Why do I keep getting this morning?
This is the third time.
They heard you.
stop saying slurs my bed it's not Saturday I was one day off
hmm big bad thinking for the fiber if the merc skin is still in the cave you
need to run it I don't think if I don't think big skins of the game the way I
All right, what skin should I rock Nick you still have one
Just pulled up in a stream and he's just flexing into his camera
Yeah, man to be expected like just to kind of see what he's doing here like this is what I pulled up to
What is he doing bro? It looks like he's humping his fucking desk
Well, are we good? I start talking you guys are all through you double muted on me bro
Are we good? You were just, I just pulled up your fucking string, you're flexing and humping your game.
Whoa! I got it, I got it!
The character in the game!
Hunch!
Me, you know I got it!
Yeah!
He looks just like me!
Who is it?
Hunch!
You don't have a character, Ro. What are you talking about?
Yes, I am. Go to the MW and go to the right.
Fourth one from the right side.
We can, he looks just like me!
I'm just pulling your cam up, bro.
Yeah, Hutch. Oh, you're right. That does look just like you, bro. You're right, man.
Fuck yeah, dude. I had no idea a character in the game. Let's go.
Oh, yeah, congrats, bro.
Congrats.
I'm so ready.
I'm locked in.
Yo, why are you on call duty right now, Mark?
Cuz Nick sent all these little hoodlums over there to get me over here.
Oh, shit.
I don't want to be here.
But we're gonna dominate. I'm gonna get y'all couple wins. I
Gotta be honest, bro. You may do worse with you
What the fuck then?
You even play con like even a cod guy. You leave them you move your body cuz you're so fat
You are literally fatter than me. That's that's outlandish. It's not outlandish your titties fly out the sides of your shirt
Take your shirt off right now. Take your shirt off right now. He ain't got no nipples though. He ain't got no nipples though
No nipples no nipples no nipples no nipples wait hold on
Wait, okay now
You put the game on belly for belly let's go
It's kind of insane, this squad got to be over a thousand pounds.
We already had that covered yesterday.
We already had this conversation.
I'm petite, I don't know what y'all are talking about.
I'm petite, like a small red oak.
It's kind of crazy not being the biggest.
Oops, yeah, Tim's in here.
Oh, no, no, Tim's been...
I
Know that the leanest I've been in a long time. I'm almost under 250
There's close to the lightest of the call this means
Everything
I said we both had a random in his ear.
Oh shit!
I know.
I know, Nickinson!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh!
Hush, Nick!
Go drink a gig, or no!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I'm in a backspot!
I was holy!
I'm 20k!
I gotta win it back!
I'm the only one in the backstreet to see what you're about!
Oh my...
Did you actually...
Yeah, I was in a backstab.
Oh my god, bro!
Of course.
Yeah, it was a point of flight.
It was a point of flight.
So legendary.
there you got it they're here I got a
whole team on me bro I got
I got sniped, I got sniped.
No, no, no, no, Hush, where's my cobs?
I got sniped.
Close up, close up, close up, close up, close up,
in here.
Here, here, here, here, here I got him.
Close up, close up, close up.
Big win, Tim, big win.
That was a fucking LMG right now, bro.
You let us die right there, though.
That was an LMG, brother.
Nick shot everything with a pistol.
I'm coming in.
Hey, dude, if you don't shut Nick, I'm coming in.
Are you clipping me?
Are you clipping me in the pants?
No clipping!
How do you be so good?
I am getting swung in just a pinch.
He said, Nikki, go somewhere else, go somewhere else.
Yeah, there's actually two teams.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come brush me off, Daws.
We got these guys in Casino and they've been on their bullshit lately, so it's like...
We can't go to Casino, guys, we can't.
He snipers, man, unbelievable.
No, no, you would fucking hush this guy.
You would hush.
I got nothing happened to me. Don't worry about me. You think you're dead?
You're dead. Three in the middle of all that.
Nick, you going over here?
Yep.
Left side over there?
Shit.
Hutch killed himself on being told.
Yeah, great.
Hutch blew himself up with a drone.
Dude, dude.
No, it doesn't sound like me.
It doesn't sound like me.
Go, go. I'm a little piggy.
I think he's gonna make me kind of look like I'm good at this game and sound like me
I think you can actually fly forever I could be crazy
Yeah, huh, you can't you're a mouse
What the fuck is this stupid drone I keep pulling myself up with?
Yeah, it's over.
Dude, I got grapples in here.
What do you guys want?
Extra grapples.
Tactical grenade mark.
Yeah, I'll be keeping you up.
Keeper, hurry.
Oh, dude, this looks like Florida.
Keeper.
I'm coming, bro.
It's worth.
Okay, never mind.
I hear me.
I don't know.
I formally apologize. I got me me
I'm gonna do it
Where is me
I got some few I got some few then
So locked in I'm so locked in I'm so locked in so locked in
Upgrade like system I do too man
And we're the last
We are the last last group to ride this is not cut well
Well, actually, I'm not, I'm not.
Fuckin'!
Fine, what?
Oh, shit.
Lucky?
No, I like this, I think it's good.
I might throw my Nick Merck skin, bro, I'm so excited today.
What? Huh?
Oh, huh, does Hutch not know?
What?
Oh, it's Hutch not know, holy shit.
Does Hutch have a skin in this game?
I do have a skin in this game.
It's the player named Hutch.
I'm wearing it right now.
Looks just like me
Give me the fucking upgrade
Okay, we're not sweating for upgrades, bro. You don't like how T-dirt might help
And I give you the same quality back yeah
What is this site?
Can I get this site off my you know we should go go go go here go to green
Yeah, there's so many upgrades on green. Oh, okay, so many
I gotta go across the bridge
Not that you can make it if you just hit it. I want a sniper. Oh man. Maybe your car disabled last time
Chat why is it every time I fly I go straight down
you went in like a madman bro did you see that didn't you see that them
I got a bubble shield.
What?
Are we for real?
I got a bubble shield.
Wait, I have a movie.
Okay, okay.
Give me up.
No, no, no.
He lay down.
I'm talking.
I'm talking a game.
Hello?
check check my check one two one two check check
fuck let's get on let's put on some plates
oh I got brain energy
there you go
only 25 from me
too much weight sorry buddy
yeah yeah that's where you go
that was kind of funny
fat fuck
where are we going
we're gonna pay for that dearly
we're gonna point out
We're gonna pay for that dearly.
It wouldn't go!
On the list. On the list.
Oh, Betsy! Oh, Betsy didn't...
Let's get curious about this.
I have no armor.
Big man on a little bike.
What could go wrong?
Where's all the things after us though?
Do you got that car?
We're in for the car. Yeah, I am. I was gonna shoot you grab car
Can you guys? Okay?
Then shut up over there. We're focusing on me. I mean
You guys don't care. Run our way
Place the place place one
You're fucking cheating don't think I didn't just see that snap
Hashtag exposed
I
Didn't need aim for with Winston, bro. You just need a position
I don't want to play over a second slugs. Oh, okay. All right. Oh, it goes up faster for all
A blue gun, purple gun and grapple, purple gun, green gun, and grapple.
I just can't hear the wind is so strong it's actually insane.
There's land on that!
It's insane.
Come back!
Oh that thing is fucking beat up.
This thing almost not.
Fuck out of my way.
It's not nice.
Um, where's the antenna?
It's what we did last time.
Is this redeploy fast enough?
Yeah, it is redeploy.
Let's do it.
I'm just trying to push me to the fucking top, bro.
Antenna capture failed.
Oh my gosh.
Is it because the car isn't it?
Get the car out of the car.
Well done.
Oh, man.
You just use it, bro.
No, it's a redeploy. It's a redeploy right here.
Okay, we need to...
Let's go. Hear me out.
Yeah.
You want a casino?
No, no, no.
I'm in.
That's when we have to go for that.
I'm going.
Is this casino?
Yeah, I'm literally going for it.
Yeah, we actually have to go to here.
That dude.
You see how much easier the flying is off that?
Yeah, you guys.
Yeah, yeah.
Man, you just want to like slightly tap W.
Yeah.
No, man.
all right then that one's on me I'll get them that was on me I went to his
space and just do it
Terminal to identify my down threats
We stop fucking around yeah, we're so bad
July's Chris gamer. I need armor
I'm gonna Chris thoughts upgrade. Yeah. We got it
If the bug can up can we do it off the zip do you think you see what I'm saying if it's bugged just normal
Maybe we can fly off a zip and it won't be bug
Still bug
Just doesn't he doesn't get it
He's about to get knocked bro because he's in a 4v1 that's one doesn't got it like that anymore. I'm coming
Oh, just not have it like that
Crack back to
Crack three
They all have purple armor
Hey, I came over, I came over!
You pick up a kid, don't you play with my brother?
More, more fun, right?
How's the box?
I'm gonna throw it at me.
That was so cheeky.
Oh, you did that?
Chat, I'm gonna try the CVQ.
where this guy's an owl bro?
grapple? oh I forgot I had to grapple
hmmm
hold on
is that a d-point?
I got shot at
did you kill the guy behind me Nick?
yeah yeah, yep
line across
I'm sure
there's no way you make that right?
that's fucking close
yeah you like that shit don't you
like the 2k body scan on shit
much don't feel bad about it's busted on mouse and gear okay that's why that's
why Nick can fly so much further cuz he's on control got it parts his bugs
when when you drop in for the first time or if you get redeployed it's fine
but if you do it off of the building it's fun got it got it got it got it
Up there was like a weight limit or something
These are trauma kids come look at this Nick come here. I don't pick it up
See that yeah, pick that up and then apply it
All right, so you pick it up and then it's like a use and then just immediately put it on me you get more HB
Okay, and it stays it doesn't like deteriorate. It's it's when you're gone
If that it's like a one-time thing like when they get that off. I won't have
fucking huge
There people up there. Oh, yeah
No, there's no don't move in 18 seconds
Oh you knocked them never mind took credit though Michael
Yup, yup
Took credit for it
Oh my god
Heddy Heddy, oh Heddy, oh Heddy
Heddy, Heddy, Heddy
Oh that, that, that
Oh on Nick, I'm coming
I got to apply it to me right gotta apply it. Yeah, hold you hold the thing to apply it
see how works you like dick you fucking dumb yes nope you just hold the
button very aggressive and it applies LBRB oh that'll hurt oh that'll hurt
oh it's like a field upgrade Nick like when you pop daddy how do you pop daddy
Okay, I got it. I'll be our B
Okay, boys, tell me to throw my shield don't worry trouble. Okay, great one closer
Yeah
And attend the one for the
There's one on the right over here. They can't take a run up over here. I'm a pop-down machine
I'm back down
That's nice. That's nice. That's beautiful. It's this left side hill. Come with me. Come with me
I might pop that machine to fly around with the right back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, do it in one of these buildings
All right, take right buddy, this is another team right
Oh
I got a monkey going at him.
He's behind me.
He'll kill him.
I got the last guy.
You can really throw those monkeys far.
He's one. He's one.
I got knocked on him.
Oh, god.
Either in the car there in the car deep there in the night. It's three solos. It's three solos
Grab them I have an idea
Nice fucking
Wait, you're what your dog would shoot somebody over here, I think I
Did you're right? I got a hit marker on it. That's what that was
Yeah, he's over here somewhere. There's two solos
first game win that's all I gotta say first game way that's all I'm saying
you're you're first game undefeated ever undefeated it works out I'm
defeated oh the damage both the damage put down the damage no one look at
the damage doesn't matter
actually I got damaged and fucking them I was dead I was dead for 15 minutes
like that just means I secure my kills more
be able to say when we're 100% are we fucking back
It's 2020.
We're back.
Holy fuck, dude.
Oh my god, oh my god.
OK, but we got the method now.
Go around.
Easy.
You feel like you're getting beat.
Chad, be honest.
Are you impressed?
Be honest.
Did I look good up there?
Did I look skinny?
Come on.
Did I look skinny?
Did I look petite, slamming corners?
At one point, did you think to yourself,
I want to fuck you. Be honest.
All that shit. I love it.
Alright, maybe next game. Maybe next game.
Bro, you know, I already...34.
Maybe next game.
35.
Maybe next game.
You go up that fast player shit?
Levels? Also, whatever. My change the category on kick.
I want to fuck you.
I was leveled because I played some of the Voltae.
You're very good with drones. Alright.
Now, I have a fill and you're messing with me.
me. Yo, what's your guys' master game volume at? Oh my gosh. Yeah, holy shit. I had it
on 32 last game. So you have your cap card turned all the way up then, huh? Fuck it dude.
my shit till it's raw. You know?
Cranked.
That wish is cranked.
I don't know. That's the way I got it. I only got one good ear. You know what I mean?
Come on, man. Come on. Come on.
I've already taken my medication. If you... I know it's hard to tell because I'm always
doing great. You know what I mean? But believe it or not, I have taken it. Florida
Think of it in two months that thing for the fiber skull it Chris Farley is certified call a dude player
Yeah, I do not have a skull it over both you have to make I have a full head of air alliance man. Look at it
Look at it. Look at it fly. Oh, because I thought I was like a small one, right?
Or just make like a big boy. I know you're
Just like put the blueberry
Okay, take your hat off. Oh
So I play English from my thoughts on everyone
I can torch people
It's good. I like that. There's no loadouts
I like the English
If movement people are going to be insane this way
Anyone that loves movement
You know, everyone's just going to be like, oh it's called duty so they're just going to hate on it anyway
It doesn't really matter
Reality is broke. Conn can come out with the best game ever created
And people will hate on it because it's called duty
I
Well, they got
That audio for those fucking drones those got go
Solos need to be added
So those do a lot man. I mean
Yeah, I'm sure not a solo playlist. Yeah, I mean I get one of great people into like but
First game thoughts and solid duty, bro. You know what I mean?
Follow duty.
All good points. I can't lie. I can't argue with any of it. Let's go team, follow me. I agree.
We don't let you do have a skin in the game. That looks just like you, bro. I told you!
It's what you say. It's named Hotch 2, Nick.
Wow.
I told you.
Hey, Casino!
Look, we keep going there.
Look, look, look, look, it's Opera.
Let's go, uh...
Knock us out of here.
Yeah.
What about this?
Sure, sure, sure.
Switch town?
Yeah.
Go to the left.
Ah, that's real quick.
Same thing as last time.
I understand I expect the solos, but on the side, there are people that want playing solo.
Every battle royale has fucking solos man, look at the iconic BRs, H1Z1, PongZ1.
I don't know if it's a Clawbier or not.
I don't know, but I hold my shoot away so I'm kind of fucked up now.
I'm gonna force you to get me close.
I must out some play now.
I'm like that. I'm like that. I'm like that. I know you love it.
Fucking lie, buddy. Yeah, I put my wings to the way, so I bugged
them. So, I'm on the way guys. I'm on the way.
I'm reloading. You know the way. You know the way.
Yeah, what do we?
On my view chat it is a bug bro Nick is flying around like a fucking bird off of roots
Please brother
It's all said your bass movement. Yeah, bro
My guy just started falling down the entire right side of the screen by the way goes away
Where are you? There you are.
On Zui. Where are you?
I'm so sorry.
I didn't see it.
No, I don't see it now.
Gotta go weapon purpose or something.
I don't know.
I'm looking around, but I don't see anything.
There should be an eye.
Jack, will CQB?
Is this gun good? Or no?
I don't see no nothing.
I guess we'll use it. I guess we'll find out what gun you like
That's a good AR okay, cool
You get that fucking get that scar. I don't know what the scars called but I think
You can't shoot it that far
What about the HRT?
Yeah
Good, I liked it all the perks around the ground to what we're talking about. She didn't get this M10 creature
Yeah, yeah, you know another got more more grapple sir. Oh, I just automatically
Yeah, you can pick him up and you would like to shoddy
Yeah, you have to I got a goal should slaps. Okay, cool already
Yeah, I found you one of the buildings I ran through it a great fuck off. I got purple
This is one of the ones you charge though you don't talk about yeah, I did a little of them
I did play them all see a little bit are the Kimbo's nice. I like them, but you got it, bro
I might be a mouse and key thing you know that's always kind of been
Yeah
Someone's getting hunted. I'll say the auto tax prints weird with the Kimbo's
You feel like jitter shooting
I love that there's no loadouts too, bro
Like I think there's a lot of good things about this that being said there is bad things
Upgrade system is smooth the way it works very easy
Dude, if you like if you like God if you like
If you like it, you like it, if you don't like it, then you're gonna fucking hate it
I
Wonder if the cock community don't like that because I like that watch this what?
Because like it's more of an RNG it's more of a battle right out because you don't you know
Like back in the day when you had a 24 when I found a golden star back in the day of shots your shots here
Look at how far Nick is
You think they got a gun in this game that's like the bulls car
Yeah, I'm getting angle I can fly out there. I can literally like I'm like a bird
Playing games with my friends playing games with my friends
Nick the next time you read a playoff a roof can you look they're gonna come we got comes I after I
Got three under me
heard
Yeah, I'm coming up
I asked one man, I had to play
That'd be cool. That'd be cool
I
Know you started off that fight
You guys know what it was when you saw one of our heroes.
We cannot help you.
We can't be with them.
It's impossible, bro.
Look at the way this guy's talking.
Look at the way he's walking.
Yeah, dude, it's great.
Look at this!
We can do that one time.
Not like this shit.
No, not like this shit.
Be showing off.
Do you like what you see?
Be showing off.
You like what you see?
Look where they are.
Do you like what you see in the window?
Oh
Like the fact I'm gonna get it right now, that's not see yo, do you see do you see the thing on the right? This is speed
Yeah, that's not on our redeployment. I'm telling you that's the one I
See I see we're talking about you're right. That's not gotta be right. Yeah. Yeah
He doesn't have to be right. I am right. I'm right
I am on control
you're there
it's kind of a laser beam
it flew around for 20 seconds while responding
and it's still flying before I hit the ground
people are trying to tell me that ours is not going to when we just jump off
we're just going straight to the floor
Nick, please show me how far you glide off this roof
I guess this one right here.
When you glide, when you glide, tell me if the speed thing pops up on the right side of your screen.
The big fail.
No.
Tell me.
No.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
I need an AR, so we'll keep an AR on right now.
What is this bullshit-ass upgrade you can't do?
Oh.
Can we use it, why?
We need to do some shit to get-
We just gotta go loot boys wait they're coming in from zoning a lot. I think
The stuff watch we get all the purple gold shit a little like
Shit bro all of them had no chance
I think that's a bug.
I thought he was skipping.
I'm okay in there.
and we just keep running running and running running and running running and running and
running and running and running.
Yeah.
Shots straight southwest and then across the water through.
Jack, can you pull a knife out to run faster in this or no?
I'm still running through all the buildings.
Yo gravy thank you for the two bucks bro
Yes, what's the default for that?
Approaching your position move to the safe zone
You don't need those bro. Thank you, bro
Watch your car. V. Show me some bro. I
Oh mama seat that thank you chat
God be coming with the zone gotta be
Yeah, that's how I'm gonna shoot down a perp armor perp armor. Yeah, I got here
You're gonna be going across that bridge knee. Yeah
Bro, I cannot find an armor. Oh, this is the bad gun. Okay, somebody
Yeah, yeah, I like the rock. Oh, I don't like the sight on it, bro. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, I just
We do
This is a car angle
I'm in there like swimwear, Tim
They're saying it's not waterproof damn it
Waterlogged oh Nick's fighting
I'll be coming in like low-left. Yeah, I'm gonna shot like back at the bridge though. I'm playing a little loose
I go live after you hear that
Start a feel a little bit. I feel a little bit. I see once you get that she'll do like I
I
Will mix it upgrade the AK how do I upgrade?
And we'll be there in a minute right and then
On top of the bridge
Nice okay
I see one right here careful here cancel max
We got a grapple right now
Slows molasses
It's like under the bridge
Under
That guy was shooting at someone this way. Yeah
Yeah.
Legendary SMG.
Got it.
Fuck!
I'm not sold on this mirage site.
Are you saying?
I'm not sold on this mirage site.
No, I don't like it.
I don't like the mirage site at all.
It's literally the M15 one I like a lot,
the M15, legendary.
I like it too.
I'm just doing that.
Ah!
David!
I like that dude.
Is that a what incoming?
Bro, we got to get some good armor on us.
We don't have any golds, we're all just purple or naked.
Maybe above us.
You can say I'm naked.
It is what it is.
I'm fine, shit.
I got you.
I
Shit
It's weird
There we are
yeah yeah yeah for sure well that's a relay antenna oh yeah it gives us that
i think it's the same thing yeah yeah it is it is let me go to here
oh shit oh people that are good with movement like whoever is good with movement in this game
is gonna my job's done it's gonna be over she's gonna hit like crack
follow me
Oh
Shit I wing soon so early right below us right below us if we turn
Okay
I feel like I feel like eventually it locks up, you know, I'm here it does like you can kind of get it
I can go behind them maybe
Holy shit, there's people on every side.
I know, I know.
We're in it.
They went once over here.
That guy's dead.
They blew that.
They blew it over here.
Yeah, they're hiding on your left.
Both in twice.
There's another team on the wall, low.
They're shooting this way.
Oh, shit.
So, should we get them up there?
It's on that opposite room.
They might go under them.
Do you want me to?
I don't know.
I'm with you
I'm in there, let's go
My timing was so bad bro, they knocked me out
I hit one with an armor
I'm safe
I'm down, I thought that was you
I
Was I back yeah, yeah, he's our back
On me stamp hook
Oh, how's that guy I'm getting here
Yeah, my shields walk
Oh my god those extra nades
Kid I got place. Yeah, it's gonna take me
Second to drop on you
Get it again
Oh, drop, drop, drop
Saw it, Katie, baby
Thank you
Drop it
Okay, under him
Dammit
What is that?
Oh, shit
Oh shit are you kidding me?
Even that guy might be related.
That's his ducky shit right there.
He's got to collapse it.
I don't know what that is.
I got you late over there.
There you go, there you go.
Oh shit, go right here.
Go right here, Nick.
Get him, get him, get him.
It's not good.
It's not good?
Oh, it's the one hundred.
It's still good.
It's going on.
They blow me or something?
One on the cross?
Yeah, that's fucking dumb, right?
They blow me.
Oh.
Oh, down low.
Down low here.
Hold on.
No, no, no.
Is that him?
Yeah, I got him.
There's an orange one there.
Come on.
He's got gold.
right
Where you at Nick where you at you go up going up going up there
Don't be that I'm just let's play and they got they got crossings. All right. Okay. Yeah, they got sniper to
It's like look right into the bus
I'm more right hush you know somehow to play it again
Tim's in
Yeah
Calling wraps is that wraps I think so oh my god
It's on height for holding the same spot
I'm sorry.
Here we first.
There's two?
No.
Shit. Good luck.
There's one.
Damn!
There'll be three.
I'll cross.
I
Love you
Ah
The redeployed ones make the pacing a lot better
This guy's
like this is a whole EBR, this is nothing like the previous one
because it's not enough
this is not enough, if you can't play on crack
you can't, you can't stop it
yeah, this is gonna be...
I think they're meeting up in a...
yeah, yeah, I don't mind it
I don't mind the...
the movements, blah
I don't mind the movement though
but I think Nick...
I think Nick is right like
The skill gap is going to be massive
Like you just load this game up you're gonna run into one guy and the way that dude's gonna be able to move like you shoot him one time he's flying through the air
canceling his squirrel suit into another squirrel suit and a snap hook I mean
brother it's going to be fucking nuts like when people master the movement in
this game it's gonna be like an apex spin-off it's gonna be unbelievable but
in terms of gunplay brother guns feel great like I feel like I'm able to
shoot and keep up with just the regular old gunplay it's just gonna be
a movement diff bro that's all this game is going to be just movement movement
movement diff my wizard is op is the operator pain under what under which one
I
Seth Rogan
Where's Paynet
It's inside of us all.
Pop right?
I don't know how to do it.
I guess I hit it and then I customized.
It's alright.
I'll be Seth Rogan for a little bit.
I'll be Seth Rogan.
So what am I chance that there's a legendary gun
in this game?
Yeah, they're like exotic.
I think that's what they're called.
That's got to be something with the red zone.
Something like that.
Yeah.
See how the Saturn says Cradle the Breach is unknown threats,
unmatched rewards.
It's got to be that.
Yeah.
It pops up on a lot of levels.
It doesn't feel terrible.
So when someone has an exotic weapon,
they'll have to get to the three-times.
I'm in a plane. Oh, you can wall hop bro. I just want you to know. Oh goodness. No,
Oh my, oh no, oh my god.
What if you stow it and then inflict your mouse up?
No, it's not.
Stand by for deployment to the floor.
You shouldn't have to do that much just to reapply.
Imagine like a wall hop chat into a fucking grapple
into flying across the avenue.
I'm trying to look at the cube on you.
While getting shot at.
Understand what we're playing here.
Ha ha ha ha.
This is like if they did crack and then play the game.
I guess it's sped up version.
No.
If I got a message from my chat, it said, weren't they supposed to play with Cloaksy?
Do you want to take that?
No, I already took the last one, dude.
We don't like him anymore, okay?
Yeah, we'd fuck Cloaksy if we don't want to like him.
Fucking bail on the boys.
Again.
On blackout day, bro.
What the fuck?
We got hushed up.
I don't give a fuck what they got.
I like the green area. Let's go top left. Let's go top left. Let's go casino. Let's go casino.
I'm down for casino.
I like casino too.
You want first floor?
Yeah, sure.
Alright, I'll go get them.
You guys are not even...
There's a guy laying on you, Nick.
Right on him!
One, I got him.
I got really full scent that I respect it
yeah I'm fucking four of us what a beast what a beast
yeah he sure not to hit the upgrades unless you got a gun does that make
sense the purple yeah I just upgraded a pistol right yeah that's
I'm about to carry this game boys
I hear him left there.
Got a nade here.
Got it.
What is it called?
Can you get me?
This guy this guy boys. That's the best they are
What is it called? Can you get back? I'm telling you I'm hitting my fucking role and it's not rolling
Are you holding it? I don't know maybe you gotta tap it. You gotta hold it. You gotta hold it
We got to go up and
I don't think it works not
Probably so crazy. It's so crazy watching you fly Tim. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try from the side
Yeah, try it
No
I'm not you died night in though. Yeah, what the fuck wait
Are y'all pushing
I'm trying bro. I keep pressing E.
Okay. So, if we go towards the golf course, there's so, there was so many purple things
by the trees, man. So, by the trees, we run changing mags. What's the M is the MXR good
MXR yeah, that's the one okay, okay, okay
You sure you're grabbing them perks to kind of stick with Nick in this game as I try to stick with Frodo when he puts the ring on
You actually can't keep up with them
No way and it's fucking pissing me off
What fucking the huts like that ogre they all run into in the fucking in the deep cellars. Oh come on
Right here right here. Oh never mind. That's a stop sign disregard
No car car car in the car
Fuck!
I got one kill on all that shit?
Oh my god, I need fucking plastic!
Fuck!
He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he shut the fuck up!
Fucks sake.
Like you can land on that crate, they'll be fucking killed and you have to have some token there on my outside.
I'm bad, actually.
I would give up.
And they made this own fucking chunk!
Oh yeah, came this.
Fuck.
Oh my honey.
No!
I like the idea.
Oh, we would have made it out, bro.
I had to reason first, though.
I need a fucking grapple.
I cradle bomb incoming.
Expect the enemy.
I just planted my gas.
How about you eat my ass?
All right.
Where am I landing?
I don't know where it was.
Oh, bro.
I'm good.
I'm not good.
I
Have something open that
Yeah, not in the vehicle
Oh, yeah
Or four lit up I'm fucking dead again
My boy, oh my gosh, oh my god, I'm alive!
I'm alive!
Sheld over here too much.
Purple Sheld.
Love that about you.
Coming.
Get your Sheld game up, Tim.
Get your Sheld game up.
Sorry, buddy.
Why am I trying to save your ass when I was coming out here?
Hey, what's up here?
It's up here.
I just realized perks don't last permanent, huh?
you're gonna be insane with that. Apparently people are saying like two shots.
All right, we got your bounty and then I...
No, no loadouts. It's all grab off the ground and rock and roll. It's pretty cool.
I will say I like that a lot better than loadouts, especially if someone
who just wants to queue into the game and go, like I'm not getting
out sweated by people knife prestige with the best loadies in the game
Get out of the car
Oh my god, this is insane. I knocked other guy close already
Losing to a drone
I tried to shoot the mic
I'm being shot to my surveyors bro, what is happening?
Oh my
Reloading
Crack them
No
Ah ha ha ha ha
Yeah
Bad boy, keep moving
Fuck your fucking house, man
Oh my shit, maybe I should have gotten out
Please switch guns before
You are trackers is that I look I like you guys do yeah. Oh my god
I can't read a play on him cuz I don't fucking know
In the bottom, uh, the water bottom up there
On bridge 2
Where's my bullets going, I need a sight, I need a sight
Cracked one
No, I got sights far, bro
No way
328 damage in the sky
I heard a buster
Yeah, I'm talking about this
Oh, that's beanie
I ain't hit a bullet
You're doing great, Bobby, you're doing great
Yeah, please kill that motherfucker right there, you know, please, please kill that guy
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I fell away
I'm chasing him
I
Lost us
He's up here. He's up here. I got you a chaser in the cyber
I'm sure they're in there.
Let him cook!
Is AK good? The other one?
Yes, yes. Really good.
We got a leveled up.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, I'm out of ping up there.
See that?
Yeah, if there's someone that's shooting over there.
I
Surreptly above I don't know who blue was
I'm blowing I push them off roof he ran in my room
Oh, hey, what's up?
What are you doing?
Yeah, I think so too.
We gotta move boys.
Oh, shit.
Keep jumping sliding with a knife out by the way.
Yeah.
I got the token. I'm good. Oh, okay.
I
Didn't body in there. Hey, I'm hungry. We got any food
Yes, please I love that
We're in there! We're in there!
Come up to me!
Coming! Coming!
I got shots on all of them.
I got some guys down there.
I was getting shot from this angle.
I
Know Neo I was getting shopping like that. Yeah, we need to take this out
I was getting shot from that angle.
I'm just grabbing gold stuff because if it's gold, I'm grabbing it.
I don't care.
Give me a sniper.
We should take it from here and then go.
You gotta capture it.
If you guys get those clones, you could put them in there.
You don't keep the objective you don't talk about some of the drones they put down the clone things
Oh, dead.
Ah, what's going to happen?
Yo, I literally landed on her.
Oh, OK.
The cross, the cross, look at the focus.
Look.
I see that.
Oh, here we are.
I'm not trying to get close.
I'm going to be right in there.
What's the matter?
I don't want to.
All right.
What the?
Dude, they're coming in from everywhere.
This is for you.
Steps on me on our big building.
Nick.
I hear you from the back.
I hear you on there.
I heard a step or I swear
I mean like under my side or some shit
My stairs my ladder
Solo PR is him
Be honest I kind of feel like I was telling killer there for a good second
Zip behind me, behind me!
Going up front, going up front as well.
Go this way, this way.
Grabbled by?
Yo, my turret is hitting someone on our other building.
Changing point up there.
This guy's out in the water.
He's like, low, low here, low right.
I'm heal.
Definitely, we're up low.
Never, never in your fucking life.
Nick's fighting, I'm coming.
On my side as well, man. You're pre aiming this
I should have never went back
I got him off that head of you sorry, sorry, sorry
I was such a bad mistake on me
I got one
A heady guy?
No, behind me
That's fine
Wait it's wait it's
I got play my life there Chad I was a
I'm just going to shoot with the scissors.
I got a long chamber.
There's no real reloading.
It's a strong-ass tree.
Are you?
Oh, no.
The full-blossy really is so bad.
Switching notes.
Those are the guns.
I am fun, yeah.
Believe it or not, boys,
I am having fun.
And I'm not even like just saying that.
I would have already left if I wasn't. I'm having fun.
I'll say this. I talk so much shit about Call of Duty.
Like more than anyone. How are you supposed to compete against that?
I enjoy the gunplay. I enjoy the gunplay.
I enjoy the TTK. I enjoy how the guns
feel and the recoil feels. I'm not hating it.
I'm not.
You have the greatness that you ever know, but I'm not hating it.
Well, I'm not gonna fall, baby.
What the hell?
Dude, 1v4 all-gun armor might be impossible.
Mmm. That was a rough one.
Dude, we couldn't find any one in the middle, bro. That was 30. That was 30.
No one's hit 30.
Oh, I should have, you know, gone outside, bro.
You should be a little bit of a deal!
Where's the guy standing right now?
Damn, you were a fucking cry.
Oh, that would have been such a stupid thing to do.
Out of the two you pull, it's out of the two you push.
what but you just get a generation right there oh don't know if your name and
call duties we are venom fuck you you're pussy
that comes from the heart
I'm having fun guys. I was just, I'm not hating this. Dude the upgrade system is so smooth.
It's always not bad.
Now just let us fly like that.
True.
There we go.
There we are.
Hell yeah.
Now he looks sick!
Look at my hat!
Yeah, it's hard to lose looking like this.
Now we're locked the fuck in.
I don't hate it boys. I don't hate it. It's not a bad look. It's not a bad game. So far,
it two weeks I'll never want to play it again because everybody's gonna be so damn good yo
big red thing over the 25 months drop British mr. me do thank you zero grab tweak it slim
legends bro they got the sides I love you thank you thank you thank you welcome to welcome
back to the community appreciate you guys man are you guys enjoying watching it I feel
I feel like it's so much better now because like there's actually like a looting aspect we're looking for guns we're looking for items like we're getting bad pulls and it's like ah man you know I also like that because I feel like the better player doesn't always win because like God forbid the bot gets a gold shield like a gupa with a gold shield is a gupa not to mess with you know
Yeah, it's not just a bunch of meta shit
Yeah, loadouts was so fucking stupid bro, I agree
Come on boys, let's go through the mountain
The desolation of small
We're going
Rock go back go back go back
Go to golf club
We're going one two three four five six seven eight
I
Know in here
Right here, they're right here
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Below me, I think, still.
Like in? Like in as well?
I think so.
Keep on trying to find greats.
Oh, I knew it.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I have a dog chasing me around.
This is bullshit.
Just shoot it, bro. Shoot it.
You gonna love us as well?
I'm gonna kill the dogs.
I'm killing them.
Straight to the monotone.
No, it's not.
It's gotta be the dog.
You kill that dog?
No.
They're on you.
I got you.
It's the second story.
Double time into the safe zone.
They're also second story.
Other people.
I'm coming.
First floor.
No, first floor.
No
Where am I getting shot from outside on the roof on the roof the way
Oh my god, he's blind. I got killed by a blind guy. Fuck. I dropped purple armor.
I'm gonna get this on.
Damn it, I lost my purple armor. I want to die in game and in real life in game.
game. Is there a read point thing there, Neo? No, no, no. Where is it? Is it spawn inside or no?
No, it was back here. It was just like one upgrade and... Is it spawned where the dog dies?
Is it spawned like a... No, no, in the crate. Okay, I'm out.
Chad, I'm literally not paid to play this game. And I've talked shit about calling duty for
like the last five years. I've thought a shit. I've turned down sponsor opportunities.
Think the game was shit like brother if there is anyone that you can hear me tell you
And I have a little bit of rep on talking shit about the game it's me
What are you talking about?
Hey, baby, what's up?
on the side on the side hello here and I'll definitely eat the salad too you
can take a shot right here that's right why two times three times
oh he's doing it for free damn okay so now so okay okay so you sit there you
I'm not paid and then you go well
You want to see my cock
Let us see my dry Johnson on the camera
Penny to pay penny to pay
getting the pain yeah what if you move your mouse down and get out of that
what's this one this thing is he using the screen before is that what it means
yeah he's on it yeah he's on it on it on it on it on it
You ready?
Yeah.
I'm Cradle Bomb name coming.
Expect again.
Mark, ready?
Eat your left.
By the heli, by the heli, by the heli.
Right, right, right.
One shot, one shot.
Get in the heli, in the heli, in the heli.
I'm vented in Cradle Bomb.
I'm gonna get on the ground.
What the fuck?
Mark, help!
Oh my god, Tim.
Oh my god, oh my god!
He's in it, he's in it!
Oh my god, Dom!
Yo, that was fucking sick.
Oh, no, wait, just get out, just get out, you're doing great, holy shit, you did it, wait I knocked him again and stole the heli once?
You know, that wasn't shit, everybody get it, I need to wrap him out of the heli, dude, bro, that was sick.
He grabbed out of the heli and then we knocked him, watch knocked him, and then Tim got in the heli.
That was sick. Freak that with hashtag up. Yeah, bitch. Hashtag fun. Yeah, but do we get
into the zombie pub? No, no, no, no. They're doing the things we're upgrading. Yeah, we
can land like a couple. Everybody get ready to jump. Get ready to jobber. Jump right now.
Everybody down.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, oh, shit.
You guys wanna fight those guys, right?
The Redo bomb is clear.
Yeah.
We received intel, there's fireball supplies in the blast zone.
Oh, thank you, mates.
It's not a bomb.
It's not a bomb, dude.
Yeah.
There's a blast down there.
Oh, now we can see all the loot.
It's awesome.
You know this is our buddy
Right about
Hit him a bit
One half on bridge
I love that this guy just
fire.
Taking effective fire.
Honestly, this is perfect timing. We all want to watch Neo or
next.
That's exotic weapons.
I
From the back
I don't know if I can drop one of my grapples
I just dropped one here, try to grab one of these. Do you have a new knee? Okay
Yo, Neal, pop that trumpet kid
Oh
Yeah, I mean you got that
Starks is
There's no buyback now chat. It's like a redeployed tower like
I
Timmy said hold a S and move your mouth to the right not the
Anything you do with us is just slain straight to the ground
Unless this guy has some studying we don't know about
We find you make what you eating I see just salad and chicken. I decided to be healthy today
Oh
She bombs on an honest I think
You can see the ring
Inside inside inside inside
Wait, what are these red
Shot too
A shot from somewhere. I don't know. Oh, you see my pain? They're on that roof
A couple times
They have a crazy head they gotta come to us
Right don't shoot right
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's one.
I'll drive.
Keep going.
Stop the gas, bro.
Look, A-close, look, one more.
Keep the D-speed, Doc.
I'm going to go for it.
Crack them!
All the way up!
He's on you.
Stop him.
Ready to the top 10.
I got him.
He has grapples.
Oh my god, he's going to be strong.
Stay there.
Stop.
Purple armor down here, Tim.
We're nicked.
I'm gonna use it
I'm a rich I'm a rich across the new blood cross any block look at this look at this
Okay
You're right here right in front of me
Are you fighting someone else over there? I'm peppering them. There's a team in the zombie. Oh, yeah, I'm actually
I try to get to Nick they came from up the hill. Oh watch wrist play. We should get back to them bird
I got two of them really weak Nick
I'm on that left side I'm trying to keep them on the left
Got you
I got a reloading that keys one
Circle is closing in
I hear it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, coming back.
Oh, man. I'm going to the tower and redeploy a squad.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm going back.
Yeah.
I was just one.
I know.
Make a castle here.
Go up there.
What's your voice?
That's my voice.
boy is the unit with your weapons
fuck the fuck
oh i finally found a fucking grapple
open the spike rate
thank you
i think that was the team that came from the top
finding answers
here's another some guy here
the purple mattocks there
any better armor?
i know i just i just grabbed
purple I just grabbed this thing to need a little cash is
Test fire test fire. I'm just fire this fire
That's Bob that's Bob car car car
Go going to res no no come come much come on. Yeah, I'll shoot you 10
I shoot!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I filled in. See that?
Come on, Prime. Come on, Prime.
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, get to him!
Come on, Primo.
We'll bite him, Primo.
I'm gonna hop here.
I'm gonna go left.
Yeah, I'm gonna hop right here.
They're already pre-emming me on that.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Sauce. That was sauce. I haven't played in a while, but that was sauce.
I
Thought on you on you on you
I can't even miss it in the red, Neil.
I can't miss it, though.
I'll do one, Reds, and boys.
There's three, three in there.
Yeah, I just knocked on one.
It's not missing.
Nice.
Yo, I looked right, saw you mantle, and then you died.
You got Thanos.
Oh, you just...
Hit him as well.
It's fine, Jack.
Food depot!
I think...
I think K-man and Hutch are both eating me.
I am eating you.
I'm not eating you.
Shoot me there!
Yeah, there was no way we were winning that one!
Shoot me there!
I wasn't eating when I peed.
Shoot me there.
Holy shit, dude.
Gold armors are brutal.
If you don't have your butt, okay, so what do we gotta do? We gotta do more things. Just more, yeah
You can't win four perps on a goldman away
Gold armor is everything yeah, I'm almost done with my car by the way
I mean it's out to him
Why don't I feel like you're not eating a salad I
Am eating the salad Tim you fat ass and my stolen all the garden bowl
Wow
You know that that bolts for a family before
Well, now it's for a hundred.
Damn.
Well, the Olive Garden shallot bowl is for a family of four.
Will you eat for a family of four all the time?
Mm-hmm.
That's rich coming from you, fat ass.
How about the car corporate and told me to sell that fucking bowl?
How many times are you ordering food at a drive-thru when they say come to the
the window you say I'm not done yet.
I need to get pulled around now please.
We'll have it for you in 10 minutes.
This is a great thing to want to pull around please.
You might need 10 minutes just pull ahead.
Yeah, go ahead.
Balls inside please.
That's crazy.
Listen, I don't care.
All of the garden is good.
Fuck everybody.
Alright Hutch.
You played like maybe four or five games.
I feel like you don't hate it
I've already said listen in terms of the movement in two weeks
I won't be able to hang like at all
But the gun play right now when everyone else is asked bro. It's actually really fun. I
Like the shooting I like the gun play
But I think too bad that one guy I shot him once he
he grappled onto his teammate who across the building wall fucking ran through a window
grappled to the roof came back around and fucked me in my ass so that was interesting
so when that becomes the better yeah I'm gonna be over it right see you later
right
I've got times over now you deploy to the war zone
Anywhere but casino
No, I think we go to see them.
I'm in.
What's the plan?
I didn't think I could like Casino this kind of bad loot though, but I do like C.O.I.
I know that.
I'm going to go to see them.
Yeah, I'm done.
Yeah.
Let's go.
It's got a lot of purples, man.
It's kind of a purple.
How much did you get when you maxed out Nubis?
It was a million dollars.
Yeah.
Is there a witch, Max?
Witch? On the Nubis? You did it twice?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
That's a different song.
Let's go back, let's go back.
Back left?
Yeah, yeah.
Where are you?
I'm just back, back, back to the, uh,
I see armor.
Oh, it's coming up top.
It's coming up top.
Yeah.
Damn it, Tim!
My boys, I saw purple armor and I saw red.
I thought if I could get that purple armor there,
we can win a lot easier.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, stop.
Hold on, let me go.
Drop down, drop down, center.
Stop down.
Anywhere, anywhere, anywhere.
Yeah, I think it's a car.
Take two guys.
No one on me.
I'm gonna get that.
Is this the two-shot shot of you, the echo?
The echo, I don't know.
Food buff engaged!
It's bad.
No bad.
Yeah, yeah, I dropped it.
All completed.
Do you wanna go all right? Left?
Or are you gonna take the top?
One drop!
Okay, okay, okay.
Cross the guys, cross the guys, cross the guys, cross the guys.
One!
No!
I just can't...
I'm fucking lazy.
I have a quarter.
Help!
Definitely more.
100% more.
I'll be back in a second, sir.
Oh, we'll go back to house, sir.
Help!
Cross, cross.
Come on, stand down.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Help!
Hey, Tim!
Hold on, Roof.
That's not nice to me, too.
Oh, hey!
Oh, uh-huh.
I'll hide.
I killed two seconds, I killed two seconds.
Oh, come on, dude!
You didn't come with me!
What are you doing?
Come on, come on, come on.
I
Not them that's not them
This way
I'm a little gassy
Tim the razor is really good through the fast-fire anyone. I was a cheeky angle
I think three people just jumped off the roof and get it
Like land and I just got three easy kills nice one span on your hat on your height on my height
Yeah
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I'm not seeing him. Maybe maybe he dropped down to the front, but he I killed it
I got one. I don't know if that was in.
Let's do this laughter. Come here, come here, come here.
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Shipman is marked for quality gear.
Be prepared for resistance.
I found a rifle, I found a rifle.
Hey, my favorite ARID is so far away.
Oh!
Light them up, light them up.
God, you were faster than that.
You already looted it?
Holy shit.
It's only one thing that drops.
Like a damn hoover.
I
Razor everyone needs to be outside anymore. This is what the side looks like
Overbounding blazer
You get some armors
On the zombie zone that was my thought
Get off me. There's no seat for me. Yes, it gets physically jumped. It won't let you get way
away. You can't do it anymore. Oh, you got to. Oh, you can't. Oh, they won't let you do
Here hop on the back of me
That bounty
You've never had me driving around
Oh my god, he's on his way.
He's out.
Oh no.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
No, it's the, it's the, it's the...
That's gotta be the gas cluster thing.
My body, my body. And I grabbed one on top.
Another box.
I'm gonna go on the left.
One, one, one.
There's some shots.
Motherfucker.
Oh!
I'm not dead
Where boys face coming back in
Fast people first in the show
Is
Bye Tim!
Someone's gonna be there.
Oh yeah, I'm going to that.
The rev is so quiet.
Really good.
They were telling me the rev's like the best. That's gonna be a game.
The rev? Okay.
Yes, I'm like that.
Yeah, we're all going to the screenplay, right?
Yeah.
Rebs met Ernie, got him there.
Onwards!
That's insane, bro.
easy that's insane
hahahaha
no fucking
position to bring your squad back
it seems
it seems like I'm losing
yeah it seems really cool though
it's why we all get into it
you should try it
somebody is rolling
I'm back
good work boys
come on back in Timmy
I
Already got the exotic weapon
I'm going in bro hold my dick watch this
Careful they got the exotic done it there. Careful. I hope this got one shot stick, bro. I'm not rather new
Jump in window
oh my god
get back on the plane
we need a snap hook
snap hook
what the fuck is this
keep it right here
they are laced
oh no
one down
Oh
He's just sitting first way not moving
It's a Reaper
Hudge yeah, I'm holding
Has 80 bullets
I got to land back in my stuff. I got to land back in give my shit to you.
Alright, I won't touch anything, I won't touch anything, I won't touch anything.
Keep it down.
I think you gotta suck my Johnson, Ken.
I'm just saying, I feel like you got my DX.
Come on, let me do the tape.
Someone's in there.
Look at your little tapes, yo. Little tapes.
Yeah, how did he just kill someone?
My knee, that's a ball you just did.
Knee.
Over here.
Over here, right here, right here.
Watch out for this regard.
Don't forget to move forward.
That's an SMG, huh? Just so you know.
Ahem.
Right, right, right.
That's also an SMG. You have two SMGs right now.
Both of them. That's one's on the right.
That was also an SMG.
Tim, can you shut the fuck up?
I'm just trying to hold it. Okay.
Good luck.
I
Yeah, they got it
That's my smile here
I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I would see someone use the
And we're turned out there were other people
one up
two set
reloading hold on
I don't have grapple
right there
you can mantle up like here left and right
back side back side
they're in the grass
I forgot how much people try to thirst in this game.
Rest on the pain.
Neil, got that gun.
He has it.
First thing you did off your body.
He saw you.
Blessings.
Let me go first.
It's gonna be fair.
This is like Thanos now with the Infinity Gauntlet.
It's gonna be fair, and this is like Thanos now at the Infinity Gauntlet.
Alright, Neil, I'm gonna make this eye-spectated, the exotic weapon in Black Ops.
Don't.
Stop. That's so annoying.
you can bait with this gun so crazy you fucking bullet look at this fucking
moment with it when you picked it up they were like mad attachments off of it
like this guy's all loser I'm going for the real boy oh how am I supposed to get
I suspect that video if you rose me bro. I got one kill. I want to get up
I'm just gonna follow my dad. Oh, no, okay. I'm not keyboard
Oh shit another one sir different one you got
I mean opposite side of the map and it's closing like now so I just realized you see how the
The zone changed?
Think the thing popped out of the stick?
Bar?
I capture the tower to redeploy a squad. Stay sharp.
I'm fine.
I'm gonna be fine.
Yeah, I guess I'll see you.
Fuck it!
They're nice guys, bro.
I think I got it all back, bro.
Alright, here we go.
You put up all the UG short and that's effective.
P.R.?
Uh, down, down, down here, down here.
What do you want to do? Do you want to go back to that area?
Just find a C.M.E.C. in like...
I think they're part of your team.
They're in your casino.
There was just a team, we're on that.
Oh my gosh, right on there, they're all down here.
They're part of your team.
They're gonna pop up on your left over there.
They're all dying on that.
Congratulations, go for it.
They're deeper, keep on heading.
Yeah, I don't need that, okay.
Got any loot, man?
I don't.
Are you dead anyway, don't ya?
I got one, push me.
Purple armor one shot.
Oh my god, I traded him.
What the fuck?
You don't lose that with gold armor.
No way, bro.
I'll be behind me deep.
Another team.
No way.
I died by killed gold armor.
Yo!
Smoke!
Red smoke!
It's just hot!
If I could look at the like Vegas hot right now on Hunch...
Shut the fuck up, Kevin!
Locking it up!
No, lock it, bro.
Come on.
You're gonna be in breath, boys.
I'll show you why.
Nice to see the armor.
Hunch, you can play for it.
Get that plate now.
You need that red.
On my body.
I'm sure he's gonna go in on my body too.
Sliding at you, sliding at you, I'm gonna live take him here.
You see this?
Yeah, I'm reloading right now.
I'm just going with some of the bullets.
Yeah, big reload.
Put a gun, this guy has.
Spray a passcode.
I hit every bullet.
He didn't see it.
Don't worry, Tim.
That's hot hot hot bad.
That was a dog barking.
I like it.
That was a dog barking.
Someone shoot that dog.
I mean I needed to get my wonder game.
That was a shit.
I was sneezing.
That's how I was sneezing a little bit.
Hush you had 10.
Hush you had 10 kills.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We're about 10.
What did Tim do?
I didn't do anything, and I accept responsibility.
Shut up, fuck up, Tim!
I didn't say anything, fat bitch!
I'm not that fat on potato.
We went over this multiple times.
I literally said nothing! I said it!
And I quote, I accept responsibility for that loss!
We went over this multiple times.
Damn, huh?
How'd it happen off me?
I'm allowed to have a blender, am I not?
No, I didn't say you weren't, but...
Well, come on, see that way!
I'm fucking...
I ain't backing up, what the hell are you doing Tim?
Oh fuck you Hutch.
Alright.
I'm not having as worse of a day as the guy that got a Max Crosby Ravens tattoo.
Oh yeah, that was a rough one.
Was it like a full back debt?
It's a full back, it's a full back.
So Max Crosby and Ravens here.
It's gotta be AI, it's gotta be AI.
It has to be AI.
I'm testing my my toaster see if it's waterproof I got that holy and a video game
Man I really didn't miss every shot
Let's cramps will get you I know I cramp in my right hand we're cooking hutch
Kills is good. I know that goes is good
I
Will say that that you using the 80 round clip to kill that one guy though. It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen
What was it bad?
I was sitting there. I thought I was like dude this thing has an 80 round clip
Who would ever use that a moment later hutch is using it in a range to kill this guy and the other guy
Most sad is monitor off
And Hodge kills him with one HP left and he used all of your bullets.
Okay, okay, he's missing vital information in this statement.
There were these little turrets shooting me as well.
And I was shooting him and I thought there were some bitches laying in the grass like
little vipers.
So I started shooting the turrets and I shot a turret dead, shot that guy, shot another
turret dead, shot that guy, I was going back and forth like tug of war.
so hot. What? You can be both. Yeah, 26 teeth, 10 teeth. Yo, stalker David, two months,
jetty, but two months, devil thing. But if this is going to be a soccer thing for the
three, I appreciate you, man. Let's love. Jai David, 25 dollars, super chat. My God,
Damn, what am I doing?
All right.
And the thing is, it gets my hero true HP.
Well, I think about three months.
I kill these people.
Yeah, no shootery.
But I've never played a MOBA, so I'm learning it as I go.
You know what I'm saying?
It's so different from other games.
It's a little nuance of the game, the slots.
I liked it a lot.
I still plan on playing it a lot, to be honest.
This is fun, too.
It's just good when there's multiple games.
I mean this has been a six hour cod stream, I can't remember the last time I played Call of Duty for like six hours straight, I went fast, this has gone fast for me
That's what I'm saying, but that log, I mean dude, that stream I should have flew, it's like, it's not my favorite
You play? How many hours you got?
Oh shit, you've been grinding huh?
I
Play a man's game called League of Legends
If I only about the hundred
about that like 100,000 people had to get invited. That's insane.
I was gonna say, I do plan on playing it.
Why does it not do that good on Twitch?
Your ship of its bad.
I'll admit that.
Which game? Which game?
That's not a game I've been playing. It's so fun.
Oh dude, Neil loves that shit, man.
It's so fun.
What do you think Shane Kane loves to do?
Nothing.
You should buy the right 4-5k on both.
Like 10k total, so it's like...
In the warzone?
I mean, it's not a popular game.
It's still 3 years.
No, no, no.
But it's growing like insane.
It's my primary, dude.
Yeah, I just...
It's my only target.
Yeah, I heard it was like crazy dude.
I just want to play...
I just have fun playing it. So I'm just like fucking I'm just gonna play it
I should yeah yeah just like extra time
you don't really do that
Oh my god just fucking one
what on me?
8-fold me I downed one downed one on my death
I think it's very important
you just instantly first you're doing the thing
yeah I'm experiencing that
I love you guys
I feel like I
That guy should have died.
He's not necessarily thirsting him back, see?
Did you just throw him off?
Gimme John's best chocolate chip cookies, Holy Mother of God.
Sounds like you think so.
You got to be a baby, but you're not moving here.
Neil.
Alright, what's up?
The circle is approaching your position.
Move to the safe zone.
Oh, this guy go.
I don't know.
You need what?
I think it's for one, right?
I think it's for one.
I have the same amount of kills to this game as I did last game.
Is that crazy?
It's actually the same.
Everybody.
Soldier.
I'll flap it up.
Yeah, that is true.
He doesn't have a zombie area now.
We need that gun.
Oh my God.
I need a gun I'll do the zombie shit. Oh my sorry huh? I can kill one too. No, the smaller one
Okay, okay
That turret might be good those are the turrets I was shooting me perchance
Or maybe
Chance
wait up I'm saving it for later
sure looks just have it I guess
There are people on you guys?
Don't hear ya.
Yeah, in in in.
Thanks.
Coming up.
Switching legs.
Apple airpond you need.
Need.
need one need
You said let me have it after I grabbed it, you know, it's not bad
I'm gonna do robots click clock it's actually fun
I
Oh
That's my it's my cluster I grabbed it. Oh, I can open a strong box with it. Yeah, yeah
Easy kills
Did you guys get the ground block thing back here? No, I need it
God is good.
25 remaining.
Do we do zombies?
There's more robots right here.
I'm down, I'm down.
Alright.
Yo, Dive, I appreciate the love, man.
I appreciate the love, bro.
Thank you, man.
It's the truth.
I think there's people straight across I think there's people on this side that what you think
I think
Is that what you fucking think I think
Let me just give me a
Only oh right here to cool equipment here grapple
Rappel behind you turn around
In the building
I may have accidentally grabbed the usage of off of it. Oh wait you wait here. I know is out that
You know exactly what I'm saying bro you don't paint nothing you don't paint nothing
In here in here in here
You should have been back in a few seconds
Nice all to your right all to your right
Hello hello
Please let me in
Oh let me in
We did this we did this
I mean I think we can fight it
Alright ready
They're on this room
I thought I dropped down on a crack one
I'm in this bitch bro
Wait on the tree
Fuck man!
You are not the whole fucking team!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Fuck off you guys!
I'm on top?
I suppose you get out of fucking...
I'm starting to need to figure out what that means!
It's just on top of the...
Whatever top is man, way up!
Brother, there can't be anything!
It could be top!
Man, fuck fuck!
Fuck everywhere!
Fuck it man, I can't get off the stage right now!
Fuck!
I hate you!
I hate you with your fags, brother!
I should've made you do that!
I hate you with your fags, brother!
Y'all motherfuckers think you slay, but you can't get up on the skinny guy!
You're not even skinny, they're fat right now.
You wanna get up on the skinny guy?
You're probably clinically obese right now.
Fuckin' pissed me off, man.
Hey Frodo!
Shut up!
You're talking to me, man.
Give me a ass up.
Fight the turkey immediately.
What?! That's your fault!
King's fucking fault!
You just haven't accepted it
Chasing calm immediately. I'm not raising good boy. You're a good boy. You're a good fuck somebody rez
as me.
Seems to fucking call out.
I said I apologize, I apologize.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you fucking bitch.
All your fucking knees.
Is that because of what Nick said?
No, no, no, not you, not you, Tim.
Oh, I thought I was, not that.
Good boy.
I hate you.
I was talking about you right now.
We know this.
Can a Goopa get a rest, please?
I
Hear guys nice and easy one-pound
Get the carry back boys get the carry back in
I still can't believe that
Like I thought that's where you're getting shot at.
You shut your fucking mouth.
Are we going into Red Zone to resin?
That's my voice.
You got this team!
No one went to the res.
Team, get in the range!
Why is this haunted?
Hello?
No, the box is the same.
Oh, maybe there's a box on this hill.
Cue me out, bro.
This game is kind of fucking awesome.
You, Chad.
Yeah, it's cool.
I actually kind of enjoy this, and I don't give a fuck what you said.
Wait, is your Chad not liking it?
Half of them are, and half of them are like, more conslock.
Hey, I swear.
You guys see this?
Come here.
Oh, we gotta kill all those zombies.
Come on in.
We gotta get the mystery box.
I need a gun! I need a gun! I need a gun!
I get this
I told the purple armor can't lie
Excuse me, I'm out of ammo. I'm completely out of ammo. I have nothing left. I don't know how to tell you this
I don't care. I need an ammo box. I need a gun
Oh my god
I'm gonna do I'm gonna go up here and call the RCXD
Watch this shit. Let me shoot watch me learn watch me cook chat ready for this shit watch
Where are they? Are you fucking serious?
Oh, they're up top.
Vehicle coming, vehicle coming.
He's calling south!
Alright, give me a pin guys, I'm here. Where are they?
Supply drops are being deployed to the war zone.
Shit, where are they?
I'm on the red point, on the red point.
Resing, resing! I'm gonna go kill them, I'm gonna kill them in my car.
I
My gosh, I have a gun yes
Can you stack these trauma kits okay? I'm going to fly it off doing this worth your crafting
Can answer
Can't hear I said you can't that's the answer. Oh, okay
Dark there for a second. Yeah. Yeah real dark
I
Buy I love you
Behind you Nick behind you behind you
It Tim Spitter swallow waves you're gonna moderate the chat today
Is going on
I'm going to try this drone real quick.
One of them is one HP.
Nio, I might do some dumb shit.
Nio, hang on, don't do anything.
I'm going to do some dumb shit.
Hang on.
Let me go, let me go, let me go.
First.
Okay, I'm going to midi-gun grapple them though, so.
Okay, okay.
I'm going in.
I'm going to take it to one.
I think I just want that and I just can't I actually coming back
Fuck work the way I thought shut obviously I think I was planning on something a little different there
They all lined up, and it just didn't pump enough
You got to pump it up
Pump it up
How's this thing?
It's like right now
Hunch is literally, you know, you guys were playing Diablo
Have you seen the little fucking Luke Goblin with his treasure chest, like his bag of treasure that runs around?
That is fucking hot shit in this game.
What the hell, man?
Wait, on my body!
Yo, come back! Come here! Come here!
I'm getting my fucking loot, they're here.
Oh, Nick is below you, bloodlady.
Help!
Help?
Come on, come on, come on.
We're already so far away.
Miss you right now, Tim. On our way.
Where is he right now?
He's crazy.
They're on our dead body.
Oh, you came out of the loots down there.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
They're laughing about all the loots.
Theo, you almost here?
Yeah, I'm here, I'm here.
I got one knocked, I need more.
Fuck, I don't want to come back to stand.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Shit.
I don't know what the fuck here is got me.
I don't know what the fuck is happening.
Can you, whoever's looting, can you suck my dick?
I literally am off-spotted, I'm looking for my duds, you loot goblin. Holy fuck.
Excuse me?
I'm in on the middle.
Oh my god, never in your fucking life.
Never in your fucking life.
I think there's more in the town.
I feel like Nick gets giggly and just repeats everything everybody's saying.
That's a track of the operation.
Yeah.
You're gonna be good.
There you go.
Come out the gas.
Oh my.
Oh I see it.
There's no way.
What the fuck.
You're gonna get into the car.
I'm just moving in.
This is a fucking video.
Just edit the goblin, the root goblin.
I'm fucking Diablo.
run around with his fishing bags of treasure
oh my gosh, excuse me
oh no
yo, do you like that?
he's inserting a distril armor
that's crazy right there
we outlawed
he's outlawed
boys this is a win
I
Know where you went
I'm going off this shit
I'm back
Pushing!
You got me?
Hang on, hang on, I'm throwing monkeys
Hang on. Oh, okay.
Oh my god, you've lost that thing
I'm just putting him around, bro
Everyone knows not to fuck
Throwing more monkeys?
More monkeys!
Oh my God.
Alright, defenses are surrounded.
Bro, I can't hear anything because the punch is grand.
He's in here somewhere.
Let it cook.
Let it cook!
I hear him under me.
I got ears like a fucking moose, bro.
Is that air?
Wait, we all lost the one.
Hey, GG.
We got a good one.
Oh.
I have no place.
I don't play
I mean
I'm gonna test something yo fly fly fly
Come back do it again
He's gone over here, please
Come on!
That thing's nice, it's nice.
Haters, haters are gonna hate this, hate that I'm saying this, but I'm having fun.
Fun is being had.
Retweet, retweet.
All those names on the left side of my screen.
Hold my dick
I told it. Including my own team.
Oh my god, I did nothing.
Beautiful, Tim! Good bounce back. Heated it.
I look good though, didn't I?
I can't see anything. There's a whisper.
So, good win.
Bugs and all. It's like we're back in the game.
Stats don't matter. Stats don't matter.
That's don't tell the whole story
They have Shane
Nick that role you could change the animation if he if it gives you motion sickness by the way
Making so doesn't bowl
I just I can't say something. Yes, and I do not know
I don't
I just know I don't hate it when there's free rolls
Sure go on hutch. Yes
But every single guy I killed
Was an impact frag. Okay every single one was a game changer
every bullet had a purpose yeah and that was to win the game negative
so good job man thank you
where we end the game
the first thing it says is to press X to spend tokens
after every game it's right there I'm gonna close out the battle pass bro
spent tokens you like the sun it's good yeah open about passes actually it's
saying thank you thank you crazy yeah it's a sweet skin clean yes ray I look
I look like an active kid for marijuana.
I look like that guy who's standing outside of a courthouse with a petition sheet.
Sign name here.
Like also only level 44, but I'm also a prestige like two or some shit, I think.
I'm only a first prestige.
You are, you have a different thing to me.
Legalize.
levels already bro. Is that normal? I think it's double XP right now for everyone to
Boodoo, Boodoo, Boodoo, Boodoo!
Is it Double XP weekend?
That makes sense.
How am I liking it? It's cool, man! I'm enjoying it!
I mean, I'm also just enjoying gaming with the boys, but no, the game's fun.
Like, I'm not hating it.
I'm not sitting here miserable.
I wouldn't be playing it if I was miserable.
You know?
I'm enjoying it. It's fun.
I checked weapons and gear.
We're holding for deployment.
I think I'm a joker, find her.
The enemies are dropping into the area.
Watch the skies.
That's crazy, brother.
That's crazy.
No, it's so crazy.
It's so crazy.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
I
Like I said, I enjoyed the gunplay the movement and the other shit it
Pits me out
Right you are playing this every day though
What do you say Tim I
I said for Neo to get off the tower, you should probably get off the risk for this problem.
Why? Something to be serious. You know what I'm saying?
It's not a lot to fucking know.
A lot.
From how long we've been live for six hours already, what the fuck?
See? Let's see.
No, we're just not there.
Yeah, it's our home. We run this shit. No, nobody pulled up.
Yeah, we do.
You know you know how to move his backswing!
You know what I'm going on with!
His backswing is coming!
So we don't care about those fucking black night tables!
We live there!
Give me that retro tape!
Trust me, it's backstabbed.
There's two.
You call that shit for me, Tim?
I know.
Come on, Black Dog.
Nah, nah, nah, where?
Come on.
Don't start with me, bro.
Insert the additional armor.
Just you know.
Five of them in the air
I got the fucking grapple
I think we're gonna do if you listen if you have one grapple try to look around and not walk over the other
I'm gonna test something what if you just get a car
what these what oh you just run over it oh oh dude that thing's like explode he
might be cooking I can't I can't kill this one
Yeah, try to have like extra...
What's up? Like the idea though?
I do, I do.
Did you kill the robots with the car?
Little robots, you can get little ones, you know that one.
Fuck you.
Yeah. Try to not use all your...
Or just leave the tacticals out of your...
I'ma play it here.
Hey, dude.
Shut the fuck up, man.
No, no, no, cause you were all awesome for grapples.
How about you?
You guys are losing your fucking grapples.
You're just saying that cause you got...
I mean, I always got grapples.
Rapples that's why Nick's all hey, hey, hey, why don't
Yo, if you ain't got a purple armor, huh, are you even doing?
You even
I'll come along guys want to go down here you have a warrant on yeah I understand that I got that I had purple
So I put purple armor down. Is my mic on?
selfish
I love
Can you believe it? What do you shellfish have to do with this?
I'm a speech impediment. Congratulations. Congratulations. I'm going to Nick because he's gonna yell for down there
I'm why do we go valley?
I'm making a mental decision this is good. This is a good idea. It's like the next 30 minutes planned out on this
This is it.
C. I'll charge out of this thing.
I'm gonna go find a way.
We're here, Nick.
Oh, thank God.
Don't worry.
We're here.
Oh, grapple.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Watch might be good.
Dude, that guy's game was rented.
Everybody hold.
Better than 10.
They're on the board. Here.
Knock it, knock it up there, knock it up there.
Oh, shit.
Let me push it. No careful.
They're pushing, they're pushing.
Gold armor, gold armor, gold armor.
Let me have the front.
Close to you, close to you.
Gold armor in you.
Yeah, see that, see that.
Nice, nice.
Make my play for the boys.
Remember me and Volga.
Oh my god, dude, it takes forever to die.
Damn, let me have the sniper.
There was no sniper.
I thought all the way up.
I missed it, bud.
You double grappling up there?
He just flew.
He flew up, flew up.
Wait, what was that little shiny thing when he was aiming at us?
I wasn't a sniper?
It was a sniper
Are we doing Bonnie
Well, I've been looking for a sniper with three hours and 54 minutes and 14 seconds
It's all I want in my life is a sniper. You guys see a extra gravel holler
I dropped the one I'm gonna reach the voicemail box up at your man
I
Someone's in here
Work harder to get them next time I was just gonna say I'm being paid again, so
Well, I mean you guys should be getting paid but
You guys like you didn't sweat a lot of years on a cold laser
What?
You're acting like you're not part of the company though
Okay it's cringe
You guys have to be very positive for your fire
Where's my money?
I made a statement you guys should be getting money
Where's my money?
I remember
I
Hear the thing you guys want to do it up here. Yeah
It's funny how I hated these things before and now I understand them and I actually
I
Got it
Right now yes
Good work, Nick
Okay. Okay. Okay. That guy, I didn't mind being professive about the state. I think I see someone in front of us.
I should have let Bob C. Don't take you out. You were really about to. I should have let him take you out.
I see. Are we doing this? I've had a great time today. Okay.
How'd you snip? What are you saying over there, bro? I saw someone, bro. Are you crazy?
Yeah, they're shooting right here. They're fighting where we fought before. I'm going back.
Please, man, turn it off, man. I'm not dead anymore.
I don't dress up as a fucking cat.
Joseph, family stuff is in the area. Take it down.
I'm not.
Say it. Say it.
Oh, wow. There it goes.
Is this thing not centered? Or is this me?
here's my window stick
oh yeah
you're worried like I have no passion
I'm just gonna put it in the seat
oh you stupid boy
that's not right
yo hotz is the sniper here
YES
oh it took me 4 hours
I can't believe that
that should look fucking crazy
yo that should look fucking crazy
I can't lie
watch me
Watch this shit
What you do you wrap on
I like the razor SMG
Razor 9mm
Yes, yes
Bullet drop
Like I care about bullet drop you're crazy
Onwards you're about to be impressed. It's okay. Listen. Oh
Wait, two other people did it the same time. All right, bro. She's a man
Yeah, we'll see you later your man, buddy. I reported you
That was a stream time
Oh no, Nick's moving is going to walk in there.
Okay, one for chemical contamination.
What?
He was moving.
No, no, no.
Move my little legs.
Here.
No, no, take him.
You're going to help me.
You got to turn him.
Turn him.
Why is he going backwards now?
Hang on.
I don't get nothing from that.
We hold.
You try it.
I don't get nothing from that we hold you try you try it okay Nick come back
don't do it you have so much to look forward to it low weight perimeter
loading see yes rejoin oh you push them in the little hole
right now I think I got you stuck to it
okay okay back to the other buddy what are you doing
oh it's not what it looks like
get out of here
get away from me
good work team
Offs out, Sides of a bomb and getting up, face to the enemy yellows.
You trauma kids last forever?
Trado bomb hazard decreasing, sweet for supplies.
Until you get shot, so you just always put them on?
Yes.
What happened?
Although the max is 250.
So like don't double up.
Or like if you're a 210, don't do another one.
Yep, yep.
250 in Gold Armor.
What the hell did I just read in the Twitch chat?
What the fuck was that?
I
Dane is just a sniper
Chris Kyle in the chat right now. I'd love to see that Dane
Love to see that buddy
I need a pun on munitions
Where's Nick at?
What are you doing over there, Nick?
Smaug is this way.
Have you left?
Where's Nick at?
He's about to die to gas.
He going afk?
Here's Nick, he's about to die of gas.
He going afk?
Oh, he tried to save him.
Well, you can only do so much.
You can only do so much.
Chad, what the hell happened to Nick?
I think they're up here. Yeah, one just jumped down.
Oh, is it just me and you, Hutch? Yeah, I was... I didn't know if I needed to push
him into zone. Yeah, maybe we just chill.
These guys are zone holding someone.
Hey yo, swim on the sinko.
There's people in this building if you guys got a job.
Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming
I swear I heard him stomping
Gotta be more
I'm gonna tunnel this guy and see if I could stop in 200 meters away
I can't figure out this night, bro
Motherfucker
Yeah
They're gliding in the car, right?
We got to get in the heliport.
All right, I'm gliding.
Like right now.
I'm not going to be able to glide as far as you.
Kind of like below me.
Watch.
We in here?
More in the way.
Oh, it's insane how much farther we can go.
Right for me.
Car.
my car somewhere here where do you go where do you go
that's an explosion you're in here bro like I
Yeah, it's really bad if it's not uh go yeah, I know but I don't saw them.
Yeah, it doesn't even like if they have one on her.
Dude I had to lead it crazy.
I couldn't even like yeah, all the damage is just so bad.
So spread out the driving wasn't it the best goodness
And that's that's a that's a sweat team
I know I understand this cop what I'm saying is that's what I don't like about God that right there what we just
All that is what I like that's what turns me out
Instantly okay, like I see that shit, and I'm just like
Jesus
I
Fought those guys over this fall maybe like
Those guys
Maybe I do as well
Like when I watch that I don't even know what the fuck I
I would just tell him like that that that what what just happened to me and my ones is the reason why I'm just like yeah
I don't think it was a one brother was like nine people there. No, I had it was
One between me and other guy I had a purple armor on and I had the fucking health buff and this guy did about
43 burpees while I was trying to shoot him
Why bro? Why is that? I don't know where Apple?
Yo
The old armor and trauma kit you're unkillable almost like it's
It's so dumb
Hold on guys, it's Michigan illusory
Why are you laughing bro?
No Dylan you're completely wrong. You are so wrong brother arc movement
Isn't even a fraction of what you see on this game. You're crazy for that
A guy rolling around after he comes to shotgun
At half a at half a roll a second is not the same as sliding
canceling the slide jumping while laying down in air so that you can't get shot you are on
methamphetamines if you think they're even similar straight up heroin lost by 12 oh my great crazy
Crazy, Gravesburg.
Right up, Crack!
Here's a start to some target practice. The real thing's coming soon.
So I guess they just like never hit fire in this game even if they are on top of you never hit fire always ads
No
Whoa
Even if they're driving it
Okay, if they're picking balls to fire anything else is an ADS got it
Let's go boys!
Are you doing the scene again?
Nice one.
I think you guys used this hand cannon.
We brought lightbuffer earlier.
I tried it once.
I just went for it.
Where's the scene?
Over there.
I'll see.
Hey, Slash 1 got me.
Oh my god.
Get weird on him.
You're getting crazy on him.
One more.
Yeah, yeah.
John, John, John, look for him, look for him.
Too bad.
Went up, went up.
Good, good, good.
Proceed to the safe zone.
I like this one.
Second story, second story, look up right here.
Hey, yeah.
I'm with him.
I don't really know how, how.
Over here, it's their case, their case.
But he can like watch it.
I
Got the kill I didn't get the kill you know what you did though you fucking pig. Oh wow Wow
really good boy today. Oh my god.
Behind us, behind us.
Huts running out of him.
Behind us.
Like we're out.
Behind us.
No, look at me.
When you jump in the bucket.
Are we going down?
Yeah, we gotta go back inside.
You guys coming to fight the...
We'll be out of arc in three minutes.
They're in a helly they're in a fucking helly anyone ever grapple. I do I just
May have scared them off shit
They're gone.
They ain't gone.
What are you gonna do?
I didn't even warn you that you're new to this.
They're going out.
You just did to us all the time.
And over many years,
we've heard that Dennis is full of shit.
So he started calling us out.
We don't even really pull up for him anymore
because he's lying.
In his defense, he was right there.
But they got a heli.
And we're gonna flip.
right there
i gotta go do something really quick i'ma get in uh in the zone i gotta go for a second
you choose your last couple yeah there was a mistake here here find a mini box i'll hit and
drop one okay let's do it collectively as a team
I'm gonna find on it's like two teams here all right I gotta leave for a
second don't die let's take a chat where do they in here yeah that they
I'm just loading for like a month on the shop.
I'm a hero.
Is she not heavy?
Yeah, I can shoot that.
I'm kind of looking.
Oh my god.
I'm Cradle Bomb incoming.
Expect the enemy to bring you rain.
I'm the enemy.
Yo, what's up, bitch?
I don't know what I'm on.
Are you alright to me?
Are you alright to me? Push you, push you!
I'm in terrible port detonation of Cradle Bomb to the A.O.
Stay tight!
Don't kill the armor, he's one. Thank you.
If I had armor, I would've killed him.
Yeah.
If I had a...
If I had a armor, I'd be six feet.
We're here wrapping up.
Do you kill these guys, dude?
No, no, no, they're up on the... like, the head is up here.
Think they ran back afterwards?
Yeah, sir.
This should be another, uh, there should be another red gun.
There, we're gonna jump it.
Oh, it's a dinosaur, dude.
There's the armor, or no armor, no armor.
I'm trying to fight the guy on the left here, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep,
Ah, there you go.
Is it on there?
Shit.
Play it in.
Cross, cross, cross, cross.
Place, place one.
I can't.
Don't you love it when your wife asks you to do something, Chad?
I'm gonna get one of these fans.
She gives you absolutely zero information on what you need to do or you get out there and you're just like
Or now
You answer the call
Oh my god, I'm hot I'm hot right now. I'm hot
Calls me and drop everything and need you to do this. Okay. Sounds good calls back
Six times can't help you brother. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot
I'm hot rolls reverse. I'd be getting my shit
I'm a little happy
Silent treatment in acting right now. I'm looking through a frame. Okay. I don't care if she takes me back
I ain't answering.
So good.
I don't care.
I don't care if there's some big difference to it, you know?
Yeah.
If she has food, I might answer a little bit.
I don't know.
Come on, I hate this shit.
What is this?
Oh, my...
He's here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here, I'm here.
I got the call need you to do this right now. Okay. I call back no answer. Okay, something
Oh brother, I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. Yeah,
Let it out man.
I need this.
Lock in.
Tim and I have it.
Yeah, they're up there too.
How am I coming?
I'm looking for shield, man. I have nothing.
I'm looking for shield right now. I'll probably die.
There ain't nothing anywhere.
Their next building over.
I think I saw him in the box.
You're a little farther.
I don't have a box.
You have me?
I don't have any.
On me?
There you go.
I don't have a spot in.
Okay, I'm back.
Go out.
Okay.
Oh good.
PISS FIRE!
I got one, I got one, I got one.
That's on my left.
I'm gonna excrete you on that back right.
I'm gonna hide on the other end, I'll hide on here.
I think it's on my mark.
We can fucking get him if we smack him now.
I'm gonna start it.
I'm switching max.
I don't know if you don't want to be raised.
Tell me.
Rest me.
All right.
Yo, boy, I got a special word.
We're getting kills right now.
Are you watching the fucking game?
It's not the time to say we're washed.
We're getting kills while you're frying the lobby.
There's quad captures.
We're going down.
We're striking them in the status.
We're just fucking dead.
You know, it's gonna move.
For you.
Just spend some time.
I was gonna ask if someone got the guy in full team on or half the team on they're raising
their boy right now
okay nice up here yeah
yeah
my guys one bullet bro one bullet
one bullet literally
one boy timmy
behind me behind me a new team are they
changing map
Yeah, it's a new team, boys, new team.
Maybe it's not, actually, out there.
It's a new team, I think.
Yeah, it is a new team.
We got a red force left.
Oh, yeah, a new team.
Oh, that old armor too, right?
Maybe we need to come back on.
Old armor pushing out of zone there?
I have work to do.
Oh, that is shit.
I don't know about that.
We all have it. Yeah. Well, yeah, they're just
They joined the game. Yeah, it's not bad
The movement is like the gunplay feels great. The movement is
God, we'll definitely be running into those guys later. Oh, yeah, let's start on five
Where's that? Oh, oh, I didn't remember this new any
That is tweeted. How does the new war zone look 31 minutes ago?
I'm going to tweet and say, don't play our prayers.
Yeah, please.
Alright, I'm going to go grab a drink.
I'm going to go grab a drink.
Me right back.
I'm f**king... I'm f**king out of the way.
We got another side door, side door.
You're getting help, Brenner.
I got back.
I'm gonna jump in and help you.
Good armor, good armor.
Armor roof.
There, trauma.
drop down, drop down, in the front, in the front
in the front, in the front
right, right, right
oh my god
more grapples, more grapples
five
one point, thank you
more, more, are you on, are you on
I think
There's another one there, another one there.
On an A. Knocked one, knocked one, knocked one.
No, I'm gonna chop up both of them.
Oh, fuck.
I thought you guys could knock them out.
I'm gonna knock them out.
Hi.
I know you're pushing the button.
I didn't know you were aiming that, Neil.
Yeah.
No, it actually wouldn't matter if there's three teams in this realize.
No, they're good.
I knocked one of them, cracked other, and then
got to the third or something in the back.
I mean that was pretty good back and forth for a minute there guys, good job.
Wee!
I mean they're gold, they're gold armor.
I'm not fucking all right.
That was better, nice.
Hope slide, hope slide!
I mean day one back I'm not I'm not there. I'm not there right now
Okay, I could get I went I would get high ranked if I played
When I was playing the ranked mode I was up there fuck off
Did I get carried that might be up for discussion, but I was there
Which means I was a part of the team and therefore mathematically we should have been able to kill them
He's the medic yeah he is the medic. Everybody needs one.
They're a good team as well.
No, it's not a sponsor.
Hi, bud.
Hi.
Hi, buddy.
Hi.
You being a good boy, don't you?
You being a good boy today, huh?
You being a good boy?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Come on, say hi to the screen.
Yeah.
Hey.
Say hi everybody.
Say hello.
Say hi, grandpa.
Say hi, everybody.
Say hello.
No.
I'm...
Take the phone.
Oh, it's so cold!
Oh, it's...
C'mon.
I'm back.
Our locking boys, we're teetering off from here.
Watch this ball ball, he's not giving us.
I'm under said that you are eating now.
I might just like, spot it out.
Like, whoa.
Take your meds, bro.
Meds.
You're 35.
Damn.
I'm on sub-
I ain't okay.
I'm in a difference.
That's the difference.
What else?
Changing mags.
I'm in a real situation.
Yo, MK7B's kinda good.
I can't remember.
I can't remember the last time.
I, like, did a 7-hour warzone stream and it went this quickly.
That's what I would say.
No, it's absolutely good.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I can't run.
Hold on.
It's low left?
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, try that.
That's nice, huh?
Goal in!
Fuck it.
Chipped out first.
Alright, buddy.
Ah!
I'm gonna kill them in the hell.
I might slide back to one of these instead.
Ah, shit.
I'm gonna kill them in the hell.
I shouldn't have taken that.
I'm gonna get a pool and call it a newbus.
Fucking newbus.
Is there really no loot in this house?
Fuck, this house is nice.
Got a great spot.
Here comes.
Come on, I like this code.
Yeah, it's a great fucking idea to come here, man.
My bad. Call me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, thank you back here.
Watch.
Good thank you. Thank you. Really trying over your guys. What's this Hutch's call? Yeah, yep
Up.
Nice.
Green what?
The green sub machine gun.
Oh, this is a random, I lied.
Okay, here's a random question.
So is everyone out of the crates?
a base gray I just stole everything I'm not that I'm thinking about I haven't
seen like a blue out of a crate right and the zombies
I guess that kind of makes sense though so it's like you have to upgrade the guns
yep
it could be bug hodge
it could also be a player though
Oh this place looks late. There's no shots here bro for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
This is a seal
Spectator it kind of reminded me of old stadium
I'm not there I'm a little ways
Wait
I got him
One more Red suit
I got turrets up
I'm gonna try to stick to this
I
Careful the monkey
Oh mommy
Purple armor on that pink
Yo, I just went down like came back up, but I still got 250 health
Oh, fuck.
Damn, damn.
Fuckin' move up?
Yeah, bro, yeah.
I don't want to film you.
You're moving, brother.
It was kind of moving.
So far away.
Wait, where do we go for the zombies?
Or can we have a bounty over here?
I
Don't think zombies come in for a little bit
If I throw one more name on accident, I'm taking my shirt off on stream. It is one of those fucking do it
Made that green ping right was that what we're going? Yeah? Yeah?
You guys see purples on the way
What that open open
Brother no way
Okay
The thing went off see that's
Want to redeploy to it we can
Oh, that ain't even a rate of I'm wrong.
Yeah, when you grapple, it puts you in the car.
I failed upwards.
And who'd have thought Nick Perciby, a zombie guy, was going to...
God
Holy shit, why am I always on this fucking shot?
Do you see the mystery box right here so the party around here farming
I
Tried I tried to grab
I
Drown a monkey yeah, they work they work in here
to be out of all wrong the Mirage is nasty in here it like puts a live ping on him
I don't think so.
Throw one up bad.
I help, I help, I help. I'm down, but I'm good.
Yeah, come look for me.
Don't touch me, don't, don't touch.
Don't touch.
Oh wait, is there extra grapple here?
Don't touch, don't touch.
Wait, wait, wait, we should go back in to come more zombies.
I'm trying, I'm trying. It's almost gone.
No.
No, that's the...
God forbid if you get a little bit of goop.
God forbid if you get a little bit of goop, everybody goes crazy.
Got a couple more.
I'll be more people coming in to hide us too.
We had that team, we had that team, they're trying to us.
So Tim, when you have the Mirage and you ADS in here, everything becomes clear.
They put some red blocks around them. Yeah, they're actual players.
Dude, the game is so fast to stay in here.
Bring that.
I got that right.
I'll get the Mystery Box on him, okay, okay.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
In the middle of the road!
To Bob!
We're on the mystery team!
Nick's like you're right here.
He has your cross shots.
He's left.
Fuck, hold on.
He's going up!
Can you see that?
I do.
They don't see Nick, they don't see Nick, he's by the lace.
What are you doing? What are you doing? Honeydust?
Nice, nice, nice!
Oh my god.
Oh, top, top, top!
Hold armor, hold armor, he's weak.
I'm landing on that bitch.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Holy shit.
I don't know how I survived that.
Right here
No, no, no
Who needs grapples
Okay, I mean we can get a fight over here. I want to get the fuck out of here. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm dropping in right here. That's got one three one more outside sounds like
No ice that's let's come back in the zone. We'll try to get trauma kits and stuff
I'm starting to work on the zombies, okay?
Got a big crate here, uh, two more monkey bombs?
Got a bubble shield.
Hold them Z-Wave.
Can you show me Z-Wave?
Nice, Z-Wave.
We need four more.
Yeah, I got it.
I can get it.
It's still locked me.
I need six more.
I think it's per person.
Nice.
The roof, straight east.
I'm going to US.
No, I'm going.
Behind me, where I just flew from.
Yeah, I heard.
Across.
No.
Oh, look, I'm dead.
God, I hate this fucking game!
I'm finished.
I have the SMG1.
Oh, fuck!
I'm talking, I'm asking you back down.
One's one HP.
Oh, oh.
I got one.
Fuck it.
The zone is on
Nice to me
Do we get right one more thing
Yeah, yeah, and I published it as well
Is that keep us in the zone is it like storm flip kind of
I don't think so
Is this thing started
Hey, I think we land on them
Oh my god, we almost did that.
I know, I know.
Watch follow me.
Yeah.
I think I'm redeploying.
I redeploy so.
I'm, I'm, I'm.
No, I don't.
I don't.
I do.
I've redeployed.
If you guys stay alive.
Oh, you got.
Crack them.
Switching next.
I should have.
There we go.
Crack them.
Switching next.
I should have.
There we go.
Crack them.
You're losing crowd
Okay, just over your heights gonna be
Running to the right
Get the gold stuff, get the gold stuff
Don't know how
It's a tab and then left click it
There you go, on the ground
I think my graphics bugs cuz like I'm minus minus
That's not caring up right now
Want to get Neil we could technically go for him. I don't wait. I don't see no no no they have height
They have high control you have to go past them. Oh my god
That's where they're at that's off
I got a grapple
Another one
Hang on they're on top top hang on
I'm me one. Hey, what a bit
Yeah
Any grapples on the ground
Armor box
I'll take six reggae. Yeah whole rock didn't register right there
I'm not registering over there
Yeah, stuff's not right straight, fuck, man.
Over here, over here, there's another team below us.
Six of the people, six of the people.
No, no, what the fuck was that?
Terminator scan.
That blue pink, that's all.
I
Had to go off this route soon, huh? I need armor
Each I can't repeat
two on your left. Loot the trombone kit behind you. On the box. Right? Put that on. You have to hold it. Hold the axe.
Nice. Get ready. Don't pull right.
Nice.
Try bro
Fuck
Bro, it's so Call of Duty that we get to the last zone and we get bugged and all the terrain is just fuck
We can't see anything everything's fucked
God man suck my balls
What does the Terminator skin mean?
Is that just something that they bought?
You know, Dennis just texted me and he goes, do you want to go to Chipotle and he sent
me this tweet that Chipotle is giving anyone with tattoos a buy one get one free entree
today.
I should get like a whole meal for the family like
Give you like 10 bowls
Oh just a shop scan
Yeah
Oh, it's only from three to four though, yeah
Oh, blight just came out with a new update chat. Let me look at that
The new update trailer says,
Chad, I thought you'd want to try and do this, it's not mad.
But you're always giving anyone a tattoo, they buy one, get one free on it,
and they fight it in 13th from 3 to 5.
I can't wait for this.
Hi everyone, Holder here, creative director for Blight Survival.
First off, on behalf of myself, Mox, Ash, and the team, thank you.
Getting 1.5 million wish lists is a massive milestone.
We're incredibly grateful for your submission.
To J-
Felt from the first clash to the final deadly blow.
These finishes are just one part of our immersive combat system
that we can't wait to show you in the future.
We started ramping up on small-scale play tests.
So for anyone who's interested in shaping the future of Blight,
join us on Discord.
Thank you from everyone here of the team of Blight.
And we can't wait to see you soon.
Check your gear and weapons.
We'll be deploying shortly.
Now that's a game I'm excited for.
I can't wait for that.
Honor Sigma 39.
I can't wait for Blight.
That looks so cool.
Yeah, the light's exciting.
When's it come out?
No idea.
No clue man.
I just know that it exists.
If we could have pulled that off we probably wouldn't have won that game because that was my cold armor and all my shits
I know, I know it
I think we could die of this kind of thing
Oh, fuck that
Fuck that
Oh, fuck that
Okay
Look at that bro
I'm afraid of your shit
I did
Limit in all targets in the AO!
Hey, do you want a roof, yeah?
Watch one up there, bro.
Put one up there.
He down, he down.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay.
One down.
Oh my god, got him in!
One's one HP.
who's blue blue help
there's two down this way too changing makes
I'm throwing a drone at him
I
Shot
How many fucking boys do you have in your fucking gun?
We killed two right here now. Yeah, I killed two up top and then this guy just hasn't in the smag infinity gauntlet
He's low it
You are one shot that's a plus one
Drops, drops.
I'm in front of you.
Drops, drops, drops, drops, drops.
Oh, I made a great mistake.
Did you guys get me up?
That's not fun.
You like this?
Don't play games.
Did they do the robot stuff?
I think they started it.
They started it, so.
I like this fucking magic.
It's like, really bad.
Oh, that's a armor plate.
It's like, if you go kill it, if you go kill it,
your teammates steal it.
That was all dick.
I was due for one.
Me and Nio went and killed the big guy and we got no...
I got him! I got him!
I know how it feels.
And now you can watch me fly across this fucking lake on my controller.
Okay, but that was weird. There was no need to do that.
Yeah, no need. No need on that one.
I'm here. No.
No.
I want to fucking get this.
Bro, that is insane.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no!
Fuck me!
No!
Oh man, I'm dead.
You can hutch in. Thank you.
We're going right at these guys.
We're going on the yacht for help of Nicholas. Ready? Here we go.
It's under water.
There's another one.
Yeah, my love
I need a run.
He's going to get his grandma for his terrible shots.
He keeps taking it.
Get the run.
Get in the water, get in the water, get in the water.
No, man.
I'm not going to let her.
I'm just going to stop.
I told her I'd let her play one round.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I don't get to see him.
I don't get to see people.
Right here.
You do this.
Give me out of the game.
I'm trying to make it through your respawn.
I don't even see this motherfucker, bro.
Yeah, I literally don't even see him.
I got like 4,000 damage in one kill, I'm in hell.
Hutch, if you're in, if you're in, you don't, don't, don't kill yourself.
Okay, so you can go home.
Sorry, yeah.
Don't worry, just don't worry.
You're a handcuff to the game.
No, no, no, no, I'm not a handcuff.
I am just losing my fucking mind
I'm enjoying it
I'm making a cross man
I'm logging the entire of Avalon dude. Everyone is being mugged right now as I come down
You see that?
You fucking microphone take it away
I was saying bro, 6'7", 6'7", Jesus fuck
Holy shit, he's just going around in the fucking world here
Alright
Shut the fuck up
It's not fucking happening
That's how it works our roof
In my staircase
Watch me cook bro. You see a shit. I know ball. I know ball
You know if I came to play talk-off with you your voice right I'd stay by you
you know so whatever you're ready to fuck it stay by the boys right here
So won't you stay with me?
Oh, won't you stay with me?
Oh, darling.
Stay with me.
Oh, darling!
If you ever upgrade in the middle of a fight again,
I am going to tweak the fuck out.
I already killed him. I already killed him.
Resby!
That's how I got the upgrade from killing him.
I
Come to stand on this thing with me so we can go fly
Like what you guys rather reload
Flying when we're right here
They might have looked at us
right now is the time.
You're that guy.
Wow.
Oh, shit, I'm done.
Sorry, sorry.
No!
Quick!
I got it!
I love you, right, bitch?
I love you!
Where are we going?
I don't know, they're around me.
We're here
I'm literally in my bag right now, bro. This shit's a movie, bro, and I'm the fucking star
What do you mean more like Brad tits Chad fuck you man?
You got Deco, what you laughing at?
Damn, damn.
Tim I thought we were on a team.
I mean I mean I mean lucky guys please bro.
Nick you watch your fucking phone.
What the fuck?
Oh
You let me know
Oh my gosh.
Let's see what's fucking moving.
Give me a pig, bro.
No, Brad, can you do something?
Let's get some movement.
Let's get some movement, bro.
Wait, did you get one more tank there, bro?
No.
Stop.
Stop, man.
Shit right there.
I got crewed.
I got crewed. I am crewed.
I need a ping, bro, please.
I have the water!
What?
Oh, shit.
Bro, what is going on, Tim?
I can actually pull out my whole house.
Oh, fuck.
I've been trying to tell you guys that I'm playing really well right now and you guys just don't fucking believe me, man.
Right to your right, 100 meters.
Yeah, the one I just did, pass. I've got another one there.
Okay, 10-4.
That's the only... oh, yep, right here. There you go, Ham.
Are you fucking kidding?
Ham is crazy.
He said pass.
Tell me more of these spot in right Shirley
No, no, no, this is definitely more
No, it's going to get more in a second. I got
There's no way the only reds is a thousand meters
I
Also believed it
Let it let this own clothes and let's take a gander he's cooking he's cooking
Tits, I don't know if this is the place
It's my new ones you're right, bro. Wait here me. I'm here bow here bow here take the river
You're gonna have to take a boat right with
Another one right here
Yo, this might be the biggest squad I've ever been
Employee someone who wait as much as us three
You're just pushing
Lean 250 lean
Time like a pepperoni sliding off of it's pepperoni cheese pizza. I know I'm trying to get my views
God, thank God.
The misfire?
Oh, Jewel, Rojo, Jewel.
Oh, Miss Puffer, Miss Puffer.
This is a roadkill.
That kid doesn't see me, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like.
Snap up on the trees and fly.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
You're right.
They are right there.
Right now, let them go.
I can't fly.
That's my job.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to fucking mortar right now,
bro.
I'm trying to get you guys.
I'm watching Giddly taking down the fucking lane
right now, bro.
He's taking the hubbies.
He's taking the whole size of them.
God.
It's on his own.
Alright, dude.
Alright, boys, it's time to put on a show.
Can I respawn?
What is this?
Alien antenna?
Like are these things anything?
Or are they just like fuck it?
Fuck it.
What?
This green thing.
Hit it.
Cross me on the hill careful
Like is this like a little one maybe I'm drinking
It's a movie
If you get the pic Therese rough beat him you don't want to know I didn't get the
love the grapple warmer that's what they're doing
hold on out let him cook watch this shit
oh this is the summary crocodile pill coming in hot
give me 80 crackdown eat more like a hippopotamus
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, where do I go?
He's a hippo.
He's fine.
He's getting back, you know.
I feel like I'm swimming in slow motion.
These guys fucking see?
Yeah, they're looking for you.
Give me one more.
I know, I know.
That's pop.
These kids are fans or something?
They're big fans back there?
all right if I can't oh my god well someone else place a fucking pipe into
these guys yeah all that yeah yeah one guy yeah I'm fast out for me only come
I'm back. I'm back.
Just the big three, big three.
I like this, I think this is told. I love where you're at right now.
I actually like this too, bro.
I really...
I really chase me.
I chase me forever, bro.
Four of main, you verse three.
What the fuck are you talking about, Hutch?
In verse ten, it's four of you.
Only two left.
We're locating safe summer.
you got this buddy you guys leaving me bro if you sit in that spot any longer the bridge
might collapse you might want to move well I got just about I don't mind if I do oh my
god oh my god I can't believe that guy was so held back on trying to kill me though it's
kind of insane you win you win yo I'm not you bro you're Tim the tap man bro there's
Holy shit.
You win this.
Holy shit.
You win this?
You win this, Hunter gifted.
OK.
He's going to like it.
I like where I am right now.
Nick sent 200 from him.
I did not.
Because I did this last week, and he fucked me.
Oh, he's getting followed.
Everyone's fine.
Come on, Nick.
You got to throw 100 on it as well.
I can't, bro.
He's like that.
You don't understand.
Do it, Nick.
It's your turn, it's your turn.
Alright, deal.
You learn why.
What's he gonna do? Sit on him?
He's a wild card, man.
I can't even tell you how it's gonna happen.
But it's just gonna happen.
How's that one?
Seven less.
Alright.
I collapse this end valve.
Marking new safe zone.
I need the zone to pull me.
I have a M-I response.
You're in right now.
I know that.
I do want to let you know that the last two teams appear to be taking shots.
So...
I need to be very quiet.
Change soon. Oh, sure.
Wow tell me this is he's gonna collapse this thank you
You fucking do that?
Shut the fuck up Hutch, I raised you four times this game and you're still dead
Yep, 10-4
Read your lab and clear
Oh fuck
Zone if you've ever wanted to give me a favor, bro
Mocking enemy
Wow, the discipline
Hell of space. Fall back into it.
Discipline.
Oh, wow.
I have an idea.
I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're seeing it quite much.
Grapples.
Shut up.
There's no armor.
How are these guys not fighting yet?
He's cooking.
I need these guys to fight.
They don't know.
I know.
Come on.
There's no way.
Shut the fuck up.
Let's go, Bradpiz.
I needed to go down, bro.
I needed to fucking go down.
Now.
Shut up.
I'm not a fucking laser.
I can't directly run.
Oh.
Oh
How it's possible
Let's get a full stat line, I'm gonna get a full stat, I'm gonna go in here.
I mean you about to have one, right?
I just felt so locked in.
You guys didn't lock in with me, I don't know bro, I was bred to it.
I just couldn't get me to go in there.
I wasn't a dumpster.
Yeah, I'll do this.
You can pull me out and I just went right back in.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, man.
Brad Tix popping off Chad.
Who'd have thought Brad Tix had it in him?
Who would have thought?
Yeah, he was cooking a bowl of water with ice cubes.
Where's Dennis I'll take this one chat Dennis is like a stray cat you don't know where he goes you
don't know what he's doing it's great seeing him and you get excited but you might not see him again
for another four days who knows yeah even though he said and I quote I told you guys seven times
I'm gonna play warzone I told you guys it's gonna be ass but I'll play it despite all that
She's still is not here on Warzone Lostad.
He didn't say that, he didn't say that.
And then, you know, not that it makes it too much worse,
but he was literally going to bed when we woke up.
That'll get ya, that'll get ya.
Yeah, 8 AM by the way.
Gadget, thank you for the 10 gift, man.
I appreciate you, bro.
This guy is just a man.
Once loved, dude.
Jack, we get some love in here for Gadget,
coming in with a 10 gift, then.
I'm having it!
That guy didn't flank me on the left, I think I actually win that.
My man!
Thank you, bro.
He would've been a sugar team, and then you go to the other team, and you just...
He just tunneled me for whatever reason, bro.
He didn't like me.
Like in the kill cam, he just saw me.
Yeah.
He saw me fly away.
Gun cannon, they've been looking for it for two months.
It's individual, Nick.
That's how it works.
It is.
We can all get the three bombs.
Basically, if we all get 10, we can hit it four times.
That makes sense.
God, I think I might fuck around and pop off this game.
Let's see it.
Have a fucking date, big man.
Look out.
All right.
15 right here, hush.
Have a date.
All right.
Yeah, let me see a little 15 from you.
15?
20.
Thanks, bro.
Say less.
You're about to see it.
Turn it on.
I'm seeing it.
This is Gold Armored's mind.
Make set 100, get sick with 20.
All right.
Hold on.
Done.
No.
Hey, come on.
No, no, no.
Make that deal.
Hey, come on.
Get into the war zone.
Get feared up and stand by.
Because you're going to be chocked.
No, no, no.
Now these are redoing as much as the one you bought.
He's a zombie.
No, no, no, no.
Hippo job!
Stop right, Nick's scared, he knows that I'm just scared.
I am, bro.
Just last week, I gave the hundredth option.
Him fucking took it and sold it.
Wait, he actually did you accomplish that?
Dude.
He might be...
He's gonna be free.
He's gonna be free right now and boom, boom, boom.
Okay.
I haven't seen the best of us boys.
He doubled it and gave it to us.
How about a dead one?
I spun it.
He has shit in the machine and said shovel it or nev it.
Here we go.
It's just reflecting out the window like every time.
You know?
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da?
Da, da, da, da, da, da!
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da!
Are we married to casino?
We're married.
I mean, where'd you go?
I told you.
Nah, I told you!
There's no loot, there's no loot.
There's no loot?
I don't think we can make it.
No, there's actually no loot found below.
We should make it shut up.
No, President Obama, you don't even understand.
You don't even understand.
You don't even under
Watch and learn
I
Was one big hutch
Nick just died
No
I want you know, I wanted that weapon upgrade and I could have gotten it I
Rest you I want you to know that
Hey, Benjad!
This guy is neat!
Boom!
Wait, bounty, bounty!
Let me, let me, I'll move it to the...
Whip it up, whip it up!
Inequival bands?
Tactical thrones!
Oh yeah, shit it.
Get the shit out of here.
Where the fuck is my...
Fuck?
I thought I had a snap hook!
Where the fuck is it?
Oh, a snap hook.
Get outta here, monkey!
I want a robots and then zombies
I got a good idea
This guy you get it leaveable yes, you did you got like everything bro
This goes to like a fucking Hoover. Yeah, you get that grapple though. Oh
You got that you mother fucker
Back to move go I'm going
I
Designed to
We're all cold hands freezing cold hand
You touched me with them cold hands
What you touch you with them cold feet?
old hands I'll be
not done yet
You're a put a big toe in your mouth.
Jesus, I knew it was coming.
I knew it was coming.
Yes.
I knew it.
Terminal scan complete.
HBT located nearby.
Yes.
Is there people on you, Nick?
Yeah, I got a whole team.
We're all driving dirty.
We out here.
What's our bounty?
You got a guy looking at you
About me Nick or something
That's it. On your left. On your left. Further up. Further up.
I think that. Oh, that was crazy. Why not? Why not?
Oh, me too. That's coming. That's coming.
I don't know where you are.
Yeah, that's my friend.
Locked in.
Have a red check, this whole game.
Nice notch.
Switching minutes.
That threat has been neutralized.
He's setting the official load.
Help, help, help.
He's low.
He's low he's looking at us.
They're down, they're down, they're down.
Another pepper shield here.
I'm not 500, don't listen to him!
Don't listen to him!
I
You probably don't want oh my god
That guy's dead that guy was dead
I mean, you were strong when I looked at him.
Hey, Daddy, what's going on?
Oh, my god.
I
There's more by the bridge all around the bridge. Oh, yeah
Any wins zero wins
It's got to be quicker than
Wires
He's down. Yeah. Knocked that guy. If I knock, he counts as a kill, right? Like he got this? Yeah, he had him.
Where we came from? Yeah, he's up top. He's up top.
It's gone.
So, wait, wait, was there a guy going on? Should I be trying to get Hutch kills or are we just trying to get him 20?
I
Don't need to try nothing. I got this
You say to be a little shit I was asking like are you doing a hundred gifted for his 20 or we
Have we just told that
You still got the kill
How many you are in our hunch top right I'm at 10
Yeah, I'll be late.
Yeah.
I'll be fine.
We're going zombies mode?
There's a team right here.
I'm going over here.
Yeah, it's just H8.
Above?
G19's saying I'll gift you 50 for 20 legit ones.
Well, this game.
Top, top, top, top, top.
Oh, we're screwed.
Watch out, watch out!
Is he okay?
He's on the other north
Nice job
Yo yo yo, put him on the right side there
Good job
It's not going to work
Come on
I'm going to meet you now if one of you need a point box.
You got the armor up again, right here.
Two-layer, Marty.
Yeah, you take the heli and go to bounty?
Another team on me.
You want to just go in?
I'm on huts, I'm on huts.
I think you just hold forward.
Hold forward.
I don't know where they are.
Don't crack right now, let's catch.
They're in here.
You guys can kill them and then get my shopper. We'll go to the next day. Maybe they
In my brain
I know
Zombie team we're looking for.
Hey, zombie, watch out, get some crazy for this.
Zombie coming.
Yes, yes, let's go.
I'm gonna get put him on
Someone else took it, I said nope, I'm good
What did he drop? Did he drop anything again?
Hold on, I got it
Oh, I don't think we can do it because we talked about the bounty
Oh
What's the bounty at? It makes sense
Keep on Nick, keep on Nick
Together across
up up up up up up up up up up up.
Hey ammo. I have 16 shots left.
I have an armor box, I don't have any.
I gotta go loot this guy up here. Let's go loot this guy up here.
The resin's to the far left. That's our bounty team.
He has nothing, fuck.
I
Have an ammo box take a shower. I think there's a mini box over here
This kind of has like a whole war zone vibe to a man like a little go-rags to kill
That's good to I like that it's bright
That's definitely designed for all of us, man.
Enemy target evaded acquisition.
Try harder next time.
Get on patience?
I don't know where they are.
I know someone was resin this way.
I'm not going to help you. I'm at the other side, Hush.
You better go over there.
I don't want to leave you dope.
You two big ass shit.
Come on, Molly!
are being deployed to the war zone changing makes thank you thank you chat
thank you take it take it take it thank you it's so much we're quieted here
not a world sweat I think I just saw one way off I left out of sale shooting
yeah over there somewhere oh my god bro but I'm crazy ain't um
um me on me
crack two we're on this rock
I think it's done.
Okay.
I got a good one.
Got one on that.
It's not going to go in the easy, hey?
Oh, yeah.
Look at him.
On the tree, sir.
How did Neo get all those?
I think I won. It just shows.
I think I got the other one maybe.
No I didn't. Fuck.
You got two of them. You went from 10 to 12.
No I had 12.
Did you?
Someone got the other because it only gave me one.
I think I got one maybe.
There was a guy in the left over here. He was sniping.
I think he jumped down to the right where it was blue.
Yeah.
Did he go down the bridge?
Yeah.
There was a team resting on this side of the bridge.
They might be resting on this way.
I'll come along.
Yeah, over here by Nick, your shots.
I'm there.
I think Hutch's got three of the ones that I almost got so what do you have 14
I knocked one
That's them I got two
I don't have any fucking
Well guys, maybe they're friendly everybody just show us is up here. Maybe oh my god. Oh my god
another team wait talk wait talk wait talk
knock one knock with him
I'm going I'm going
I got to reload everything
you're good you're good we can walk down to the right
you can you can you can gotta go there man
Oh
Let me let me let me
Fuck one. I went left
Very good switching the last one might be inside
He's hiding he's just hiding somewhere right here. I gotta shot at
He has to be close there was two looking at
I thought there's muting for grapples.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hear my bow or something.
Put that muting up.
I hear it.
Oh, yeah.
Can you drop me one grapple?
Oh, yeah.
He knows Hutch needs this last kill for 15.
I'm sort of like closing in.
Get to the ground.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Uh, did we find them or are we letting them get it?
It was 20 anyways, it wasn't 15, was it 15?
I was 20.
Yeah, I was 20, jeez.
Damn, man!
I'm sorry.
Like, an actual 20 would be really tough.
I think I would have got it if Nick didn't go in curbs, I'll cast the lobby.
I thought much, come here, come here.
He's up here.
I'm gonna grapple to him for a- I'm gonna try and grapple.
I
It's just great.
It's all about 10, maybe out of 10.
No, it's just one, somewhere, somewhere.
Where's that guy that said we wasn't winning nothing?
Yeah.
How about a fucking, how many kills is that?
Oh, yeah.
Two half of the lobbies.
24 of the Elans.
We killed half of the lobby right there, man.
What was he, a hutch?
Got a hutch?
I don't like the, I don't like you guys having
to see that version of me.
I'm sorry you guys
You know what that monster come out, I don't want that monster to come out
Damn it man you on your team shut up idiot
Yeah, who said that
That might be a regular right there.
Howdy-bye.
Well.
Now, guys, don't go over to other streams.
Stay right here.
You don't need it for nobody.
I done broken in my toys.
I see greats playing with the boys.
Oh.
Just have a good time with all your friends.
I mean, that's the thing.
Like, yeah, it's the game making me mad, yes.
But do I love it?
I mean, I'm not a fan of it.
Making me mad yes, but do I love hearing a joke like calling him?
Shut up
No, it was legit 500. I'm not talking like kind of follow. I'm saying legit 500
You're pushing for
Me me didn't you were 15? Oh
Think about it, bro the one time squad that's they call
Don't say we hate to see us five foot six. All right, don't say we
I had all the Frodo bullshit
You just saw me last game actually give a shit I'm not talking about it again, man. You know where's my boy
Yeah
I can't dance now.
I'm gonna be on the other side.
Yeah.
Shit.
Let's go.
Chad, sorry about that.
I didn't read a single message last year.
I'm not yawning.
You will see me in court.
Stanis and Chad, fuck you.
And it's not $250,000.
I'll be playing.
Get so basic you got 200
the ground
Don't say meal team six
Yo, thank you so much for the fiber man. Listen chat. I know
Play but I appreciate all you guys hanging out man and chillin with the squad and enjoying
Again, I know this isn't typically
Everybody here and hanging out with us awesome, bro
He shot me through the fucking woods man, I couldn't see them
Or super far
I want you to throw one of their fat ass. It's very difficult to do. It's not an easy
thing. Why'd you get that fat ass with a capital F?
Because, well, I would say the shoe fits, but not many shoes fit you. I'm about to
whip Kitty's ass. I took my shirt off on cam today.
Peanut, thank you so much for the five gifted man.
I appreciate you, bro.
You've found Kloxy through Warzone 1.
Just test the stereo.
Oh, coming on.
That better be a wall of ones.
Yo, dude!
I think he's just showing off about the wall.
Blackout 2.
DK, they give him the 15 bucks.
Damn, I have a wall of ones.
Imagine that.
I got nothing but ones.
YouTube is which collective ones?
Oh, shit.
The resin, the resin.
Oh, shit.
Hey guys.
Oh my god
It's actually fun you would enjoy it hutch been playing the entire time he's not off yet
I've been live for almost nine hours, and it doesn't feel that way
Yeah, you're also taking off for like three weeks. I'm literally not why do you sound awful? Yeah, what is that?
I'm on my phone on my side
What should you play with me?
No, fuck you
No, you are you are actually I'm not Nick is no
Oh
I'm not either
Yeah, what time what time I'm gonna play the new wars
You think he's gonna play the new warzone with peanut tonight son of us holy shit
I'm pretty sure peanut water to play so I'm almost positive if he does
Come on team!
That's insane.
No, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
What is that?
No, I lost him in my ADS.
And this shit beat out of me by zombies.
Fuck.
On your neck.
On you.
either
another team another team just flew in with ellie
oh no
we need to land this guy
shoot right at my body somewhere
shoot shoot shoot
I
Don't I mean Spanish
I got two knots was
That's the original team as well
One here.
Two in there, two in there, two in there inside.
One's broke.
Nice, they're in the screen, that's the one we can use.
I got him, man, zombie killed me, Nick!
I got him!
The zombies, what the fuck?
Oh, no, we're down here.
Oh, don't fuck me, get away from me, yes!
Go back to the left!
Oh, my God, zombie's clutched up.
It's 15 minutes.
No way.
I just killed him.
Die, Volko!
Die, Volko, little quick.
No, I need, I need to go.
I'm going to get one of those arms.
I'm going to use that all day.
Let's go.
What if the zombies kill us?
I killed I killed they the one killed the one of the teams now I finished
now but they can land in and grab shit where's the mystery box
Over here, over there.
I need more kills, bro.
Sam in.
Come down the hill!
The hill, the hill, the hill! Another team, another team!
World team!
Ah, inside as well.
I'm in, boys, boys.
Listen, guys, listen, guys.
I knocked on a guy.
I knocked him out of the studio.
He left my hill for no reason.
Front door, front door, Neil.
It's gonna hurt.
Remember that you remember that okay, let's get something back. Let's get something back. I'm not gonna
I'm gonna roll. I'm gonna roll
Look at the front door
You get side you get side play time you got an exact idea. Thanks. Yeah, I'm sorry fucking AR
Why am I?
Come on, come on, come on.
There's more, there's more.
Look it down in the garage.
I don't see anybody.
I'm coming out of the garage.
Yeah, I hear them up here.
I have a man.
He's a skilled up 20.
I don't know.
A cradle bomb is being deployed to the war zone.
Eyes up told her.
Nice.
I'm lost right now.
Yeah, I didn't know what to get up there.
It's like two circles.
What about the team on the other side?
I don't know.
Tim, what gun do you have?
You know the aim is?
It's the M8.
It's the fucking M8.
And they made it look sick, too.
Damn.
You can take the black ops 3.
It's literally the black ops
Yeah, I promise you
I swear
Oh my god
I swear I just got shot
Oh, no, no, no, no
We're gonna shot
Just keep you
Yeah
That thing looks
Okay, so that's
All right
Hey, it's got the
Mr. Box
I'm literally
switching minutes
I don't know
I just got shot somewhere
Yeah, I think so
I think I'm gonna zip and fly
I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna zip it
Yeah
I keep getting beat out of the car
Bro, I don't know why
I
Can you stack two other boxes go?
Just got out just got out
This upgrade
On the roof on roof now shooting yeah, I'm walking over on our roof. Yeah
Careful, they're behind us.
I'm behind them, laying shotguns.
We got to push them in, let's see what's in front of us.
I'm going in.
I'm lacing them inside, lacing them inside.
There's one shot, one shot outside the window.
Two of them.
I'll do that.
They're up here, up here.
here also on the dock the dock down low like like who's that grapples
I'm gonna get the top of the minibus box down here mate can you grab where we set
how do you grab where we set coming
I'm coming at him if you're good
yeah yeah
I'm coming at him
where's it at where's it at
no no
down here me
oh my goodness so far
get in and then I'll be one I'll drop it back
just so I can get up here
you got it
no no you're good
there you go
there we're good we're good
let's go
Car is coming. RC car.
RC car?
I'm going up.
Team.
Fuck it!
There's a team behind us.
Well, this team's got to come in.
Yeah, it's a team.
Top of our old building.
I see him.
Ever understand that?
Yeah, it's very hard.
Light left.
Quick.
Reload.
Cut the left.
There he is.
Top of the building.
Passing left.
Behind the stock.
I see him at the end of the stock.
He's far left, far left.
I'm going to get help.
What'd you say?
We're going to have to cut these guys off.
I'm going to get help.
He's got to come and hold us out here.
I got the open.
Got him.
We go?
I'm going, I'm going.
We're fighting.
Is that a fucking GL?
They all have to come down towards me.
Yeah, I'm going, I'm going.
I think one got on your left already coming over
I
Did it in the car, maybe
Yes across like right here
Boy Tim
Well, this is nice. It's definitely I got to get to a mid-range fight. I'm these are too far with it
I'm trying I do I do I do
I'm going up to
I didn't like whatever this was this and 15 mod didn't like that one
No, I can't put you on my life.
You have to do this ass.
I'm kind of liking the MXR.
Yeah, that one's good.
This thing fucking...
Hold on, hold on.
Nice!
Yo, is this like...
We under, under, under, one more, one more, pink, pink, pink.
I got one.
Want some sentries down there, Adam?
I'm not sure if the fire is on the right or the left.
We're in there.
Me.
Out there.
Found out.
Oh, no.
You kept going, though?
Second floor.
They're in where?
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
I really like the idea of these exotic weapons, like the concept of it.
Because the rarity of the guns feels so important in getting one out of the loot box like that,
and it looks like it's like a pack of punched.
Oh, up on the hill, up on the hill, boys.
Oh, I'm meeting what the fuck on me
On that rock still the same rock to kill me guys just sitting down
Damn
we get hutch hutch is our thing looking now I just got a random drone yeah come
on it's a fun of us no good luck boys damn it what is this though this you
a B job I'm gonna go say hello to my wife this guy's here
Nick you wanna come up to us? We got UAV about a five.
I got a little fun.
She's good at the game.
She's behind us then?
Yes.
I'm gonna do this.
I'll throw this armor for us early and then I'm getting the other one.
Yeah, yeah.
That's bad behind.
I'm holding, I'm holding a casino out.
There's a guy.
I'm gonna leave these guys that are close to us.
I don't want to play but I want to play like more with Nick
I think I just saw Nick right there. Holy fuck. I did
Yeah, I shall kill me
Yeah crazy head of you
We don't have a
You're a part Barbie. Okay, coming. Oh
at the Sun
There was at least a team up here on the sun
I got him you're sale
Yeah, I did not
I've seen that thing
It's kind of hard to hit those are we your witness
Actually
Feels good
This site is the only thing I want to talk about.
That's the AK?
Oh, the whole thing.
Let's go!
Like, with the exotics, because it's like,
Exotic means it's an extra time bomb.
That's the back?
That's the back.
Yeah, I feel like, I think you also get like,
like, crazy, like, straight speed stuff here.
You know what I mean?
They say for an AR, the movement is really fast.
Yeah, yeah.
It's the boys boys.
Yeah, it's the old AK.
Uh huh, uh huh.
Oh my god!
My butt's going butted!
This coke is so good!
Cyclic, we all gave your time.
See, we didn't do nothing.
You see that?
Yeah, this is so good.
I gotta get more of those exotics, Murrow. Those things are sick.
That is something they put in this game that is very cool.
That concept.
To me.
Oh, yeah, Nio is disgusting.
There has to be some type of spice.
Nio is very good.
Oh, are you picking Emo?
the fuck was that how am I liking it again guys I said this before am I going to play
this by myself without playing with my friends. No. Am I hating what I'm currently doing? No.
Dude, it's Cod, boys. It's Cod. It plays like Cod. It feels like Cod. It's Call of Duty, you know.
I should go back there and try and get World of War for you guys. Because I don't know if
people know how to do that yet. It's not a bad game. I don't think it's like,
like, oh, it's terrible, like the last time, how I felt about it, the gunplay feels good,
like the gunfights feel great, you know, I definitely don't hate it.
Do I love it and is the best game ever made though, but I don't hate it.
The only thing that I'm not a huge fan of is the crack movement, man, but that's
It's called duty, that's the game nowadays, you know, that is called love duty, how people
move in this game is just how the game is.
I think you can get the ray gun out of that thing too, bro.
Compared to marathon, you can't compare it to marathon, they're two, oh sorry, they're
two different games in two different genres. Like comparing this to marathon is like comparing
a fucking dolphin to a crocodile. It's completely different species. You can't compare the two.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
People are just, I'm answering questions.
Yeppin', yeppin'!
It's better than marathon.
I mean, if you enjoy this game better than marathon,
then there you go.
Again, two completely different types of games.
Talking about an extraction looter shooter and a BR.
The only thing that they share is that you shoot guns.
That's it.
Hey, dude, you don't agree with Cloak's hit?
This is the exact content you're still playing?
Oh, 100% fucking recycled content.
Listen, don't come incorrect.
This is the exact, again, this is called duty.
The exact same game with different guns re-skinned
with the exact same concept again
for the fifth year in a row.
100%, 100% buried is the exact same shit
we've been getting for the last five years.
But do I think that this game is assed
and like it's the worst thing ever?
No, I mean, I'm having a fun time.
I don't think it's terrible.
I'm enjoying gaming and playing this game
with my friends, for sure.
Enemy dropping into the jail.
I
Uninstalled
It's more than that finish me
So you don't know, no, they even have 30 brothers and I'm even live watching no matter
the game.
Thanks for all you do for the community.
Miss.
I love you man.
Thank you for the coffee bro.
Appreciate you OJ.
Much love man.
So they zip faster regular fight and then pull out the wing suit or just pull
I'm dead already right above two two two two
well hey chat write that down can't
Come on, just play up. Play up again.
Oh my god, I'm going to go up.
Respond, applying, all coffee, you guys.
Oh my god.
I'll be over here.
I'm telling you.
I'll be over here.
No, wait.
I'll be over here.
And the door, then.
Yep.
You're down, Pog.
You're good.
I see him.
All right, guys.
I think it's too hot.
I've got that.
All right.
two up
inciting additional armor
I don't know
we can't find the two that you are fighting
Yeah, mine too.
It was one one, there's only one more.
Right, right, right.
That wasn't him.
Play a four letter name.
There you go, back there.
Three letter names.
Man, man, man.
Yeah, purple, purple on here again.
Drop some loot here.
Purple.
Yeah.
What?
I'm gonna do monsters or robots.
I'm gonna touch you, dude.
So there's a blue LMG spawn a hundred percent shot right in front of us, bro, right on us
We're going
Here take one take one step with me
I need guns, guns, guns
Yeah, guns, guns on roof, guns on roof
I want to see how that guy was shooting me
You see that shit there?
No, I- it should- you should be able to
Yeah, I'm grabbing one grapple here
Take, thank you
Uh, plates, plates, plates
Three
Wait, I dropped my fucking- wait, what the fuck was going on?
I'm grabbing this bounty
Dude, Tim, you can't mantle through the top center of these
When you grapple up
Yeah, it like fucked us
I
Almost can't complete top priority threat it but identified I'm down below Louie
Yeah, my bluest of these goddess fuck that was so fun. No, no, no, give me a smg. I'll have it. I think rev right yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He's like, yeah.
I mean, if you want to give it back to me, okay.
Yeah, I guess I'll take it.
I was trying with it, bro. I was.
Yeah, yeah, bro. You got six off right, bro.
That's a deeper.
All right, there it is.
I understand that.
When you level one up on your own, bro, it's like...
Yeah, and then...
Just kidding.
Wait, are we going to that?
Are we going to that? Are we doing this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely, absolutely we are.
I don't have really any guns. Purple on me.
Another squad eliminated.
I need that.
Oh, I just found so many gun upgrades back there.
We need to find a minibox so I can split grapples.
Yes, stat. I got one grapple.
I'm gonna go sleut this really quick.
Move.
I have nothing.
Can you take that purple armor?
No, I have.
You're the only one that doesn't have.
A lot of gunsponsor the bullets.
I'm just looking.
I'm just gonna fly across.
Yeah, we're going to start.
I think a lot of people are going to start to realize
that that's how you get those exotic weapons.
It's going to be K.
A lot of people are going to be fighting around it.
I'm telling you Tim, that mirage in there is insane.
You have ball hacks.
Oh, this is where all the upgrades are.
You know what else can be really good for this bro
pro is like the century sir it's just going in there for me
that's what I was already trying to do
yeah there's already a certain here
sorry
let's try it again
cradle bomb is clear
shit
there's viable supplies
I'm about to take this up over
I'm about to get shot
how's that possible
I
Different this game that is an arc is throwing me off the whole fucking man. Yo, go they are right here
Let's go to the team. I'm pretty sure
Yeah
They on my side or they left or they left?
I'm flanking.
I'm on the alley.
I'm flanking.
I got gold. I got gold.
Yeah, we're all...
Oh
Push mystery box
Like up here they're gonna
Just say protect me yeah, it's just we have to think up
They're coming down I think
I don't need I think so yeah has to be that sucks
Besides what we just need to get those guys
We need grapples I do
I'm going to the left.
Switching medic.
One roof.
Circle is closing in.
Heading safe zone.
He's hiding somewhere.
I'm coming other guy may be here shots from over there
Hey, I'm on crane here where's that guy?
He was close
No idea
Oh my god, he was closer on this rock
I'm just gonna eat that so he doesn't kill him.
Yeah, this guy's slamming left.
I'm trying to get back.
Coming back.
There's zombies on again.
Yo, I'm gonna get back.
Do we go zombies here?
Is that insane?
We need to hold these guys.
These guys don't have to hold them.
We have got things.
Got things from the top.
D-Flight! Okay, I see it, I see it.
Oh, we've got the guy. Nice.
Hold on.
He's walking in the front, he's weak.
I'm dead. Got him.
Nice. Good job, guys.
Nice.
Another team on this rock.
Look around the zombies, right?
Another team on the... I see them.
Under you guys bro an actual muni I pull it down. I put it down. I'm gonna go try
Yeah, I striked it
Where's the actual reason at the bottom of your thing I'm in your car
Yes, you get so hold on there, okay
Okay, I'm going back with them
Yeah, I'm not shooting I'm gonna I'm gonna go shots on that. I don't know what I just called crazy. Hey crazy
We're doing this then
Oh, it's mangler it's a mangler we got a he's in the center you see this
Down
vehicles destroyed
hi sis nice hold the truck
we're coming
we're coming right to you guys
we're swimming to you guys
someone, the truck make us a youth though
put that on 10 minute grab that one if you're
alright
it's right here
it should be here, careful
oh my god
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
look at this fucking guy
I think it's the team boys, I think
damn it man
damn that was crazy
on the box, saw me throwing it down
here's what I do
reloading
front door
I'm almost out of the zone, hang on a little bit more, okay.
I don't have a head, I don't have a head, I don't have a head, I don't have a head,
Get a peek, get a peek!
He's not good for it, with all that fucking shit.
Those things ain't just scary.
What the fuck, he's got a fucking drone down here, bro.
This is nice!
That's so dope, dude.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
I've been killed by that fucking drone like three times to this it flies in it's like a shot
Dude yeah, it's a sniper from range and when it gets close to uses a shoddy. It's insane
It was in the air it was shooting me
It's a sniper. It's like a sniper
But up close it it just
No, no, those are like meta in this shit
What bro? You don't like my skin?
See it's like playing the zombie thing is lit when you get the gun but dude going through it it's...
Oh man, it's 8' 9' like that.
This looks just gonna roll up on at the worst time bro.
I should have just snapped up and killed that guy.
WHAAAAAP!
So the mystery box is not every time either yeah, I wonder if you can tell based off of what flies in
That's stupid that if a bounty was on you and we couldn't do the other thing
No eternal listen
For some reason these weirdo scammers are using my name chat
There's no reason or no there's no way unless I tell you on stream. I'm sending you a friend of quest or a DM
I will never reach out and DMs randomly. Okay
It's not me. I promise
Yeah, no problem eternal
that wasn't your pecker now that might have been me just good no not me
Nigerian Prince?
No, no, I don't think so.
I fucking wish
Probably it's been happening for years man just random accounts making the name my name and DMing people. It's so fucking weird
So weird
Love the skin, thank you, thank you, got it myself.
Just wiped my credit card once upon a time.
I should have named this game Whiteout, huh, chat?
Am I bugged?
Uh, yeah, you can fix that without putting in a game.
Go to your graphics.
feedback if you like caught I think you like it he got it I got for you did they
reinvent the wheel now and then you change it for now let's go out it's like
I can pull it
what about changing change your upscale sharpening like this something
different and change it back to you I don't know about the nostalgia feel I
Didn't play it so I don't know it might be here. I don't have the answer for you
I'm back. That works right then
All right, where we going you see it, right? Oh
Yeah, you got it. Oh, whoa. Whoa. What was that? Oh
Yeah, there we go
It's a little bit juicy.
Really?
No, a bit of caffeination.
A little bit of the good, no!
My man!
I'm a man! I'm a man!
A little bit of front door, Obi-Obi, one, two, three!
Okay, if you look in the sky, that's a little bit of a lot.
It's a bit of a lot to do.
Motherfucker.
Okay, I'll put you in command.
Yes.
assistance
This has a spawn rate for blue guns
Action
Yeah
I'm going deep and I'm going Zip I kill one roof
Yeah
Don't know don't know
Go down
Well, I got one you got one you got one
She's not for that's for
We are gonna see no we dead
I have a goal to grapple that five what I got three. How do you have a gold SMG already? I bought three kids, man
Watch your word, you all gonna be honest, you know a game. I'm thinking about playing
I don't think today. I don't think we have time today because he gets on in three hours
I've been edging to play the aisle boys so bad
Watch I got a grapple for you
Oh there's 10 okamari in your team, see it.
He's blasting me.
Yeah, I just shot another fucker bro.
Yeah, I need to kill him.
I can have 9.
Ok.
5 more.
Oh no, the flash.
Don't say the flash.
Wait, double, double.
Hold my feet.
That's him.
The Flash!
There was another one.
We're getting by shit talking it!
E-Wido-Dicko?
Bottoms as Moses.
Think the LMG's maybe kind of fire by the way. Yeah, I had a goal one last game fucking wiped a squad with this disgusting
And the best part is like you're still not tired of like you know when you fly further
than us.
You're going to keep going 250.
Yeah, it's actually insane that.
I really hope that's not a track pass.
You want to see if I go?
Look at this, Nick.
Look at it.
Oh, Jack, I just tripped out.
Yeah, you did.
Daddy's coming.
Don't come.
No, I wouldn't want to do the void stuff.
I was shocked I just tripped out. Yeah, you did. Daddy's coming.
Don't come. No, I wouldn't want to do the voice stuff.
Upgrades, probably some of the Catholic raiders.
Anteprbomber?
I would just want to play it regularly.
I'm a good thing's happening to bad people.
That way to fuck with me.
I know am I gonna play I'd have to grow a t-rex just to see what it's like
I said cancel Nick Merck's
Like right off the rip just t-rex
Problem with the t-rex is about time I get a full grown everyone's in my server, and I won't be able to kill anybody
It's my only fear
Are we are we not
Your team leader
Sub was better bro
What's up
Dude that was an AR
That was a AR yes, dude. They tell you they give you crazy stats on it man. It's not just attachment
I think it's gonna be every gun in the game exotic
I
I think I sniped. Oh, Tim. Get away from me. Get away from me. Oh my God. Nice. Excuse
me. What's the smell like? I'm getting back in the car, bro.
to the left, so it's okay to die for them.
Come on, come on, come on.
Are we near zombies?
What do you want to drive straight in?
That's why we're here.
Well, I'm saying it's just right through the center of the saloon.
Motherfucker.
In front of me. On the right.
Two. Two.
Right here.
On that.
There, sit down.
I'm shooting.
Oh, we're top right, top right, top.
Very top right, very top right.
I
Can't get up there with you bro in my defense. I know I was out of breath. No gravel
What a hell of a what a hell of a game bro, I get no move I get
Nothing!
NEO DIE FOR FUCKING GAME!
Hello, bro.
Damn, NEO.
No, bro.
I didn't even get to play this game.
I just, I was in hell from start to finish.
Come on, pull the fucking...
I'm throwing this out of the box.
Pull the...
I'm about to go, I'm about to zip up on my chest
Bro, I thought we cleared it
Yeah, I don't know
People this building?
Yeah
Up above me?
They're like, they're literally camping at the building
I dropped one
Damn
Behind, behind
I'm here, Neil.
Like, hello, like, hello here, me.
Damn.
I'm hearing you.
Like low, like low here, me.
Damn.
Oh my god, yo, that was a fucking box one, too.
I was a mystery box one.
He's like an actual cop.
I'm going to go there for you now.
Good day.
I
Killed them they might have gotten
on my x
To me what you would have told me there was fucking
Over there flying in there to help you
You mean trying to help me I was already dead. No you weren't on my screen. I was dead
Yeah, I've been dead
Shit
job we are resetting reset no need no need for the example i'm not hating it
look like i'm flying
and that's a bad angel but i can't lie i'll play
i don't got it i still don't run i fuck up i just i mean there's some person that's what
I
Take the time
All right
My height
And collapse is inbound
Priority
I got you, I got you.
There you go, I'm dead.
I'm in now.
I guess Top Top wasn't a good call.
Nice.
That's what I'm getting.
Top Top wasn't the best of locations to land.
Right this.
Terminal scan complete.
Just get together.
Dude, I can't do the redeploy fucking thing
Right here. I'm gonna fucking I can't do this
It makes it so when you're stuck just run it
It's the same thing. I died too. What just went up
Let him work
I
Come on zone right on the right wait, I'm gonna lay down with Marcy girl
I gotta call a guy
I'm both sides. Yeah, I'm coming here.
Yeah, we're kind of got two kids, Jesus.
I'm with you.
Yeah.
I'm so close to moving!
You going super far?
I'm just I'm looking for anything
There's a perk
Reinforced well this one is a rough one for the boys
This one hurts he goes on 11
They're here sorry
I got a little shot in here, okay.
Armor?
Are they slamming or are they slamming?
Only 10 left.
Do you have grapple?
Are you not
I mean that was kind of a hall game.
I didn't get the play.
Yeah.
Come on.
You know what that means, we're doomed.
Yes, yes.
The tables are hot.
Come on, Barry. Get in there.
Oh my god.
Give me that casino.
Ah, please they got a gold gun in three seconds
Yeah, for what?
What happened to us three but we push no yeah fuck that place that we went to man
Six-foot zombie thing bro, zombie thing had nothing to do
That's how we get a good armor though. I feel like that's where the people are though too. You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah
We need more lock-in on it. I mean it's also tough. I'll say we need more turrets bro. No, I'm sure we're serious, bro
I'm not trolling, bro. It sounds like so brown
Don't look me in my eyes and say we need more turrets. Okay, I'll get him
You know there was fucking nine skyscrapers no used to be a basic zip lines
And there was a broken they fire there. I
Know that Nicky, I know they're broken, bro. I know he's right. I'm just saying like me hutch and Tim
We're not gonna get to hell. Yeah, Chad. Congrats, bro
Okay, Tim will though cuz he's been thrown around a
Yes, listen, I got your grapples bro the second I get to I'm dropping
Yeah, we're playing with Pina tonight.
Fuck.
Yes, sir.
You've been on call for nine hours.
Holy shit.
This is not how I imagined today going.
That never would have thought.
I thought it'd be a ruse.
I think it's on.
At like 11 a.m.
Yeah, right.
Chad, I might say LG here.
Maybe we go start a grow on the aisle.
on the aisle what do you guys think of that not do the whole thing but like play for a
little bit start a little love it a little grow
I got caused kind of I've done my job for the day I think it's decided again I'm
I'm- I'm good with my cops or the like.
We're playing- we're probably playing what's it called a peanut all night tonight, so.
I think that's going to happen.
I think so.
He's such a...
Now you're deployed to the warhouse!
Now you're...
Bunch...
If it doesn't happen, it will be just for the reason that...
This is conversations happening.
Let me do that.
I guess he just...
I guess we forgot about 2020.
They would see the Isle of Gameboy off, bro.
It's...
It's a fun game.
You don't fuck with the boys no more, bro.
It's goofy, but it's funny.
Cush, man!
I
Say
We know it's funny every time you make fun of an anime PFT guy that is literally that is I know
I yelled at Dennis one time on our and he's never long since
Have you guys even played outside of Hina, since?
No.
I said you don't have any.
We got an entire guy going over here.
And...
You can beat your ego, she don't have any.
Well, I wouldn't say yell, Nick, what would I yell?
Hey, what's this?
Where the fuck are you?
What the fuck are you doing?
Where the fuck are you?
Which is pretty standard.
I'll cross the road.
We've got a guy in there.
You'll stick it in the hail.
Expect our positions.
Oh, dude, it's like all of our brain power did not all grab that.
I know, I know, I was like a test.
I don't know, I'll be grab all three of them.
Fuck you, man.
You're such a piece of shit.
I hate you.
You tripled, bro.
That's the best game on the best game.
What do you have?
What do you have right now?
Of course I have to.
I would never pull over.
I just got to hit the upgrade.
It's our port stand by terminal.
It's all right.
That's insane.
Yo, I have graphs.
Yo, I have five birds.
Oh, fuck you.
I'm going to the roof.
I don't like you guys.
I'm going to the roof like you guys. I don't know what penis plan is tonight. I don't know if we are playing God or what we're doing
I have no idea
Yeah, I want you know, I was trying to decide which gun I was gonna thank it if you took that I was gonna freak out
It's every man
Because it's just it's first come first serve
It's gonna get real personal real fast
Good job, Nick. Good job. Fuck you
We play cod to borrow now
You already have a gold one
I
Can't sing in the mirror singing in the shower our
Singing in the shower
Wow
Let's go boys. Let's lock in get a good game because we've been fucking blowing dick
The captain's taking me away
I
Bring me like
I'm trying to be your semen you're not here. Good captain. Don't
I'm gonna be your semen Nick. Yeah, I'm semen all over you, man
And there we go
Where's the Neil right in the aisle I play everything we listen
We have like a thousand hours in the aisle here like on stream. It's we play everything
I'm here. I'm here. Wait, I got RCSD, bro. I'm gonna aim. Wait, pop that drama if you haven't already. I already got it.
I'm going RCSD. RCSD. Hang on. Excuse me, Nicholas. Excuse me. Excuse me, guys.
Excuse me. Pardon me. Fuck out of my way. Pardon me. Where are they? I, I, I've focused one. I don't know.
Wow.
Boy, you got the eyes on top of you guys.
I'm gonna hit the building to put my hair in.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I see him, I see that.
Hang on, I'm working at it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, speed boost, speed boost.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
There you go.
He's on the zip, he's on the zip.
Oh my God, I can't find anyone.
I'm not a batter see I used to race I used to race those things are younger bro believe
it or not wait actually present that cock
well time well time shop I used to race it's not I don't think it's available I don't
think there are businesses anymore but we used to have these electronic race things
There was a dirt track and you went in circles.
Oh, zombie!
I'm not going, I'm literally here. I'm literally here.
Broke, broke, broke.
Stay tight.
What if I call wraps in the zombies?
I don't know about my first door though.
Stay tight.
There's a player underneath me.
Oh my God, it's the right one, bro.
It's the right one.
Come on guys, come, come, come.
We can get so many, come.
Please come.
We got a third of you on this guy.
Oh my God.
I
Real players on me we're coming I need it now you don't understand
I'm training I'm literally training right now
Finally I can gamble!
Get out of my way!
Get away from me!
No, this is my gamble!
Don't talk to me!
I got it!
Sorry for some reason.
Oh my god, this seems so strange.
No way, no way, no way!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Let's get you guys some fun!
I need six, I need six.
Don't kill me.
You killed him.
There's so many of us on the sentry.
I
No, I think it's the rocket.
I'll get high.
Switching to the rocket.
I'm gonna go for the rocket.
They shot the vehicle?
We need to get inside.
We need to get inside, though.
There's like three people.
Real people.
It's real.
That's real.
I know.
I'm gonna get them.
You put the real team behind you as well for us.
I mean...
I'm taking back shots
I'm gonna look down but I look down
I'm aware this guy went Nick. I have no idea where we went
We can get the odds on this
him he it's default he can't get the fucking exotic carry it we carry my
torch of my career another one on me
he's jump shotting me with a shotgun yeah i'm done i'm covered that's enough for me
got him got him got him got him understandable by much
I fully expect that back in my head
Ricky the rock the good roll
What is that? I don't know
Oh, I should have picked it up.
I'm not here.
Where's my gun?
I'll be right over here.
Hey, boys.
Stay right here.
I like that.
Hey, here.
I'll bring it up to you.
Take, take, take, take, take.
Good boy.
This guy's jumping around, shitting all over me, bro.
It's crazy.
I need ample, bro.
I
Oh my god!
Get off!
Get off these guys!
No! No!
Motherfucker!
Neo, please!
It's a P!
One shot! One shot!
Roof!
Yeah, sure, how are you alive, bro?
Why are you mad at me?
I'm about to fly his ass to you.
Oh, wait.
Go, go, go, go.
Bro, I killed those guys.
I don't know.
I got him.
I
Sentries out of roof got back here. I mean
So I mean
Yeah, it's good. It's kind of crazy any meaty boxes. No if you need grapples or some up here
You do not have one or do you just a beauty
I got three
He's getting angry I wonder what other exotics are in the game. I need a grapple a little gun next to grapple
I may end the drive
oh brother you look down your knee
can we go on?
on the bridge, on the bridge, deep on the bridge
yo, hang on
oh no
I'm down there, I'm with him
come on
you got that, that was fast
to get digital on that bridge.
Yep.
Oh, I knew.
Look at this bridge guy.
I'm gonna jump up and leave something.
Up here?
Yeah.
He's on a headache right there.
He's trying to breathe.
One HP.
I don't think he knows what he's doing.
Oh.
I don't see anyone up here.
He's under you.
He's there.
He's there across.
Up, up, way up.
I'm dead.
I got shots on him.
shots out of me thank you I'm alive thank you
that's a big one ain't nothing
yeah
I got two rocking I can't grab
you suck my fucking dick
I got the one that was
trying to
It's a good team no no exotic weapon up front, so we'll go get it
Fuck I would have killed this teammate if he didn't see me, bro
He's on the roof
The guy with the exotic from like 700 meters away, it's an SMG
not like a Thanos gauntlet
all right I'll have free kills we're all gonna win this game no we're gonna win
this game boys you got seven you're on seven am I dead then I think I'm dead
You just keep jumping bro, it's so cringey.
He's just fucking jumping, he's just fucking jumping.
Like I'm first.
Fucking, I'm just hopping around like rabbits.
Oh my god.
You just made a shit, man.
Hit me the fucking head, bro.
Oh yeah, let me start jumping up and down,
and then you hit me in the head.
Little cop sucker.
I think he's already in the zone.
Bum me, bum me, bum me, I'm bumming right now.
I don't know.
Yeah, right here.
I
Where's my team
I have the exotic weapon in the
I
Told armor sound like right in front of your exotic bro, you could get
I
Not true, I gotta win with one
I got
I don't know man, I don't know, I'm debating on it right now, what would you go do if you
didn't go play our prayers?
Yeah, I was also thinking about loading up the Isle.
The Isle?
Yeah, you don't know what that game is, survival game.
I
Want to just play a real game like that lock
It's in my mouth
You know, I am an ice dreams every day
Like seven days a week yeah, I play video games seven days a week
Like no day, you know, we just don't got to go in the office. Yeah, I enjoy it
How long you been doing it for years?
You know, I will say for what it is worth when I first started I was grinding like in the first I
Mean shit even probably like I did I did 280
I
Mean the thing is it depends on how I'm feeling right at the beginning of last year when Marvel was out brother
I did 300 hours. Well, it's just dude. I'm like, I'm
The numbers in my head and it's like very rare combo
You love like you are fully addicted to the game in the viewership snuts
That's special. I don't know
The boys are back hot 10 hours a day. I mean for what I am almost at 10
And I will say this has gone way faster
I'm just like everybody just jumps.
They get like all my guys.
Mike!
So good, dude.
We'll be out there.
I was gonna find out a new task at everything tomorrow.
Mike!
The solos are coming soon.
I mean that's a big deal.
You keep waiting.
Mike!
Can't wait for someone to do nothing.
Yo!
Yo, thank you so much for the video and a donation.
That's got 50-10 to ask why you hate the arc.
Arc Raiders?
Yeah.
I hate some very strong arc. I don't hate the game.
Where?
I'm gonna talk about it.
You have a little hate. You have a little hate here.
I guess so.
I don't know. I think it's just...
I just jumped out. I got down.
I hate a strong arc.
I just jumped out of that hole.
Okay, got him.
There's no loop for you.
No, I can't loop. I just...
No, no, no.
No loop.
Oh, no loop?
No, hang in.
Like, I had it.
I was in it.
That's all it is for all of us.
Like, it's like if we continue these ways up there, it's fine.
It's fine.
I was in it for a while.
You know, I was in that loop where it's like, I really did enjoy it
it for I'd say the first month solid month and then I just woke up one
morning and I didn't want to play it you were waiting for a gun
I've never seen so many Snap-Oaks in my life
God, looks like we're in Noble
Bro, where are we?
Bro, I've kind of gotten some shit, dude
I don't know, I'm letting the dudes fly
NOOOO, TEMP!
I already did it, bro, do it
I solo-ed it, don't fucking come over
I'm getting left
Fortnite again?
I thought it would give people the watch
What he's a go X alarm shit content again
well I got news for you buddy no one watches anything you make so that's
You're gonna experience the Thanos staff from you enjoy that shit.
Dude, leave.
You're not real.
You missed that shield though.
Weeeeeeewww.
You got them fucked up.
I'll just go back to the Vodman.
You just gotta get inside if you won't take dick.
Your channel won't give dick.
And that's how you're the cookie crumbel.
It's just the way it was.
Nah, it's damage.
It's damage.
for example Dennis
you have to fuck away from my path
I'm dead sir
okay guys I would already have a blue AR
but you keep fucking stealing
okay I'll just I'll just go off alone guys
You better off a loo.
Yeah.
Do you think you're better off a loo?
Talk to me.
In the world, it was like, who sings that?
Let's keep it that way.
Like, that was a fucking cold line.
You know what I mean?
Why you like dick?
Because I thought about saying it to you, you know?
And I thought about like shit, dude.
You know what I thought about like?
I thought, man, I'm going to sing with this guy
because he needs help.
There it is.
Wow.
And I come in here and back you up, bro.
What do you do?
You want to put me on a poster, right?
Fuck up my shit, man.
Muchplace God?
No.
I play with my friends.
I like to game with my friends, even when they're regularly on you to play something
like this.
I didn't mean to do that.
I'm going to rebrand.
Tick tick tick tick.
Hi hi hi hi hi.
I'm here to be you.
I'm going to be you.
Good
Nick how far can you fly off this tree?
Yo, thank you so much for the 20, bro. Are you making it to him? No, you can
I have two legendaries you guys need this
Yeah, he's already up two.
Oh, you can't hide and be more a headshot.
I'm gonna fucking die, man.
What is pain, French bread?
Pain and just cool.
What is pain?
It's crazy. Dennis took that literally, you know?
Only point two, man.
Dude, all I have to do is say a slur and that I'll be famous.
That always says that he falls off, he's gonna do a naked handstand on string.
He said, steady ripped it.
Jesus, bro, you guys.
Oh, that's actually badass. Like, he moved that car off.
I don't imagine that.
I mean, shit, yeah.
You're gonna be bald pretty soon. You are my prior badass. I'm just letting you know that I've seen
I got nothing actually I got the problem
process I pull out the guy I didn't care about
I got my gun and panic grabbed the bag someone stole by other guys. It is what it is
Job of the hutch they call you that over there hutch damn damn they call you nine ball
Well look like you ball
your teammate is being hard to defend at all costs
go you fucking big
they're here, you can help me
out here, out here
they ain't gonna ban them
I hear them
you can charge to the stoplight
you're taking that out
easy gas, easy
that's a plus one to me
what's going on here
right here, low low low
I'm just gonna stop that bro
cover cover
that's a plus one
watch again, plus one
plus one
good boy
the other one
go get out of here Tim
get out of here
plus two
oh yeah, here I go, looking to fly across
just go straight down
I'll take it from here
changing names
Watch be completely honest if you get that guy at all. I hit him a lot and he's got purple. Yeah, I hit him a ton. Have you hit him at all?
Backed one here. Copy that this regard
This guy in tech shot. I'm coming for you Tim. Oh, yeah
there yeah they go fly cross map oh my god I won't say I won't grapple into this fucking
heli and kill everyone so
I'm not gonna hit him three times
we go to the here we go to the zombies it's to our left
Oh my god
Hell yeah
It just out here asked me have you been looking at your YouTube viewership today
Is it like comparable to your arc or a higher than your arc just out of you?
It's a little higher
I'm just scared
Bless up
God is great
Are you on someone right now?
I'll nix over there
Yeah
I literally don't even...
I don't even see it
This guy's a demon, bro
We gotta use the map
All three of us
Come on
You've been playing nothing but warzone
For fucking...
On your body?
Not my body, you're terminating this game
Get ready, bro
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Yeah, I got a Terminator.
Got a fucking M1.
Okay, hush!
Okay!
Come on, kid.
Rc car.
Those are wraps, wraps.
Oh, okay.
That's crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.
I'm calling a dog on him.
I don't know.
I'm behind you.
I don't know.
I'm just behind you.
And I'm dead.
Nice.
That was fun game.
He's laying in the open, bro.
We can see from up here.
Oh Nick you're alive!
Oh it's a different guy.
I
Need to kill now he's very Nicholas Nicholas. Hello
No!
He's got...
He's got the deathmatch!
Get him, buddy!
They're later dead.
Don't break, they're shooting at me.
They're shooting at me.
What's going on here?
Not yet, not yet.
Who fought this end?
Just a job, though.
Keep that makes for a great...
I'll say it one time, and everyone will be like,
Good job, Hunch!
You got him!
Yeah, it's not the end, sir.
Yeah
Not him damn it
Fine by my hair old team ever get one at that armor, fuck you
two
nice
two
I'm fucking stupid you guys out there
Oh
Ping on it, so I know where to land
I'm telling you the LMG XM325 is disgusting at range. Yeah, oh and everything and everything the fire rate is insane
What if I make a mobile fucking helicopter?
Wait, can I get in there?
I got turrets on this bitch, you see that?
Oh my god, that way it's kind of insane.
Yeah, you saw that?
Yeah, he saw that, Nick.
I
Shall feel a little fucking crazy right now. Hey, you feel it's rocky pop it
Same goes for you
You're right here. I see all the fights bro. Do you guys want it? I could fly us right over
I need help. Oh, we're losing it a little bit. Oh, honest.
Beyond. Beyond. Beyond. Beyond.
Thank you, man.
Uh, we're meant to be.
Not, sir.
Insert the additional armor.
Over here in the hill.
I feel a little weird right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your helmet's my clone.
Get out.
You shouldn't care about my top three guns, bro.
I'm not that level, that caliber.
I didn't.
Where was my pilot taking me?
I feel like I said, get out.
And I didn't mean to.
I did.
We can't fly at them.
You think I had a choice?
Who knows what it's like?
Suggest you high-tail it under there.
No.
Can I just move like Nick?
No.
You're still right at him, bro.
Be there soon.
Empty him, Tim.
Nice thing.
I can't move.
Let's go.
Good one.
Two of them.
I'm working there.
Nice shot.
This bro's moving for real.
Last night!
Oh no! I didn't buy the third party! I died by the third party! No!
I have one kill bro! Someone clip it! How much fucking damage do I have though?
I only have 1,600. I got nothing to show here.
I got nothing.
This is nothing. Nothing to show here. Come on boys.
I
Live holy shit
You read this boy underneath you next on my dad body to guys
well that'll happen in that's Dallas I'll give you 200 gifted if you somehow win this game
Yeah, I had a hundred on top of that 300 gets it in total.
Oh, no snap, devious.
Nooo, man, I'm laughing.
I'm pretty sure that's no it's not how is everybody a Terminator skin
I'm not blaming them I mean let me think I do we don't know when he threw you in at
the mouth the record he needed to get out way earlier I said get out top of the mouth
I don't know if you've jumped out of a hell yet on our input yet
Spotted Tim you jump out and you
Listen even if I had ten kills that game, I don't think we're winning that one. Oh
I'm not fun at all well that one in particular wasn't great
At the very end, I'm having a little bit of fun slightly fun
I put slightly fun
GG boys take it for the invite. GG's later friends. Peace
All right
Call duty, I mean listen boys. We talk for a second
Can we talk for a second listen to me? All right?
Listen to me, okay. I
Know a lot of people in this game or a lot of people in this
This channel, okay
We have opinions about games
That exists okay
God being shit, Markov having the worst developers of all time, great game, greatest game ever
ruined.
You gotta be yada da, okay?
Y'all have these opinions, okay?
But you know sometimes, even if a game is terrible and we hate it and yada yada yada
yada yada.
We still got to go and give it a gander, okay?
We still got to go take a peek, say hello, take a little look, see what's going on, especially
when all of our friends is playing the game, you know what I mean, so on and so forth.
Will I be playing caught tomorrow?
be playing caught in two days? Will I play caught again if I don't get paid to do so?
I just won't. It's just, it's not a game for me. It's never been a game for me. Like there's,
like we say all the time, there's certain things that we enjoy as gamers. There's certain games
that we like to have fun and like to do this and that, Cod just isn't that game for me.
Hasn't been that game since MW2, since Black Ops.
It just hasn't, bro.
That is not the same Call of Duty I grew up loving.
Back in my day, we used to call people pussies for dropshotting.
Now these guys are doing burpees whenever I try and shoot them.
The movement is fast as fuck, the jump turbo laid down fucking zombies and it's just not
oh that's not the same game I love.
That's not my call of duty.
Fuck I was running around with Seth Rogen at one point.
you know? Yeah, you call me old, I mean hell. If me not liking that type of call of duty
makes me old, I'm old as fuck. I'm old as fuck. Call me old all you want. I'm old. It's just,
oh it's not, it's not my type of, it's not my type of game. We all have different
games. That ain't my type of game. It never has been, probably never will be. It's not
my game. You know, it is my game being a grown man running around as a fucking dinosaur.
Now here's the deal. We're playing with P908. I do want to jump off. Don't say hello to
to my wife at one point.
So start a grow, pick a dino, start a little bit of a grow.
Go a little bit, maybe an hour, maybe.
And then I'm jumping off.
We'll be live on YouTube and kick later tonight
for fucking Fan Friday.
No Twitch tonight, just YouTube and kick.
But if I'm really enjoying the aisle,
maybe we'll go to a peanut gets on.
I don't know.
I don't know, we'll see.
We'll see, I do leave on Sunday, so we'll see.
All right, let's take a little gander here.
Now, is there a streamer mode yet, or no?
Don't get mad at me, blame Tim.
We're going to Tim's wife's birthday, so.
Tyranosaurus.
Okay, be honest with me, what's the growth time on a T-Rex?
What's the growth time on a T-Rex?
Everything's forever chat. Everything's forever.
Same as a croc. That's not terrible.
I said we say fuck it. I want to see. Let's go take a look. Take a look.
Oh, baby.
All right, hold on.
Let me just look here.
Listen, before anyone talks shit, okay, shut the fuck up.
Let me enjoy my little me time here
Beautiful this is it
We shall be giants can I tell you what did it for me? I was on netflix last night. I was uh, watch that new
at new uh dinosaur
uh
Show
I was like, oh dude that shit's for me
That shit's for me
I gotta play the aisle now
Yeah straight to the trees that's all us yes, please
All right, here we go boys it's been over a year since we've been here give a little one call
Hey pretty intimidating
What was that I forget that was Sarah, right?
Marty lagging good okay, so we have that and we have a bite I
want to kill that Sarah now whenever I'm small like this Sarah's Raptors that kind
stuff easy kills or no. Also, do they change the map up?
They will mow you. Okay, good.
Even a baby Sarah versus a baby T Rex, I'm losing.
Can you explain what this is?
Okay, this is called the aisle.
If you've played daisies, it's very similar.
If you start as a baby, your goal is to grow to an adult, okay?
Every single dinosaur you see are other players.
We have to kill other players and eat them in order to survive at one, at our largest.
We have to try and survive from adults and do adulthood.
Oh my God.
It's a survival game.
It's a shit ton of fun.
Well, you've run into mix packs and all that other jazz,
Jazz, which we don't even want to get into that right now.
Convince the nut to play the aisle.
Probably just get, we would get stream sniped so hard.
I mean, I think we might be able to have a couple of runs, but it being a
nightly thing, no way.
I mean, bro, I get stream sniped to infinity and beyond.
Why am I lagging?
By the way, what the fuck is going on?
That server?
Okay, all right
Oh, shit, oh, shit, you lost.
I lost.
You cool?
You just ate it all, you fat fuck!
Oh my gosh, I'm already full.
All right, here's the deal.
You chill in this bush, and we wait.
I need to eat that.
Let me just chill for a second.
All right, let's take it out.
I just leaked the fucking server.
All right, if you come over here, you're fucking dead.
Wait, Chad, is there a streamer boat?
I just fucked up a function to unknown yes there is
This.
Hold on, this bush is guarded.
Hold on. This bush is actually goaded.
Oh no.
Okay, if we hear bees attack someone, that means they're too big to be in this area.
Right now, right now we are in a, what's it called zone, okay?
I don't remember.
But you can't be here if you're too large of a dino.
If we hear bees, we fucking run, okay?
We run a sanctuary.
We run as fast as our little legs will take us and we don't turn back.
We're gonna one-shot this T-Rex girl. I'm telling you.
I'm trying to grow a T-Rex my first time.
I'm just gonna take a small little bite.
Now, diet is important.
Diets cause your dinosaur to grow faster.
So right now, if we can get a good diet, we can grow very fast.
Well, we have to get a good diet.
And sadly, we're full.
So we have to wait.
As you can see, if you look here, growth rate increased by 37 percent.
As long as we keep getting our diet up, our growth rate will keep increasing, and that's
the difference between a 15 hour grow and like a 5 hour grow.
Not that.
Not the chicken.
What are we doing?
We're surviving!
Shut up!
Beep!
B!
Was that a dying dog? What the fuck was that over there?
Yeah, can we change the category on kick please?
Chat, we have to chill. We are growing right now. We're already 25%. We're monstrous!
Wait, is there a T-Rex?
Hello?
So you can hear whenever I type, my dinosaur actually makes noise.
So anytime we talk to someone around us, other dinos, other players can hear us talking
by texting.
I'd give the little, you gotta be careful.
G.R.X. takes forever to go.
How about you lock the fuck in, huh?
How about you lock in, alright?
Can a man not grow a dyno with support?
Can a goopa not goop without getting yelled at?
We're gonna grow this fucker, okay?
I don't care what you guys have to say about it.
We're gonna grow.
We're gonna reach maximum size and we're gonna terrorize the whole fucking server!
Lock in!
What the heck? Is that Gav's grandmother?
What is going on over there in that bush? I don't wanna know.
Guide.
Is that a hog?
Everybody, don't move.
Don't come over here, pig.
Ooh, pigs are dangerous.
Pigs are dangerous to a little moth like me.
Pigs are dangerous.
Pigs, they look like they're just chilling around, hanging.
Next thing you know, it's Chris Kyle.
Bop, bop, gone.
We ain't big enough for no pig, yeah?
We bought them feeders.
And somehow we have not grown at all.
Someone ate my bee. Oh, there's another one. And there's an A.
Alright, how do I empty my stomach faster? I need to get those rocks, don't I?
I gotta go get a couple of those rocks. Lock in.
So you can eat rocks. And it helps your body digest food a little faster.
Helps empty your stomach out a little bit. So we're just gonna leave the safety
just for a bit and go find a rock.
and that's blood all right not good oh it's a chicken
what back into the woods back into the woods okay all right all right it ain't
worth it it ain't worth it in the slightest
What the fuck was that?
Eat him! Eat him, mommy!
OHHHHH! He's eating me!
HOO!
Get a piece!
Kill him!
We're right back in a bush.
I didn't want to leave this bush.
What the? Okay.
My bad. My bad. This is home. I stopped my time to go to college. I just, I was born five
minutes ago. It's not my time. Hang out in this bush. Hang out in this bush. I never
even wanted to leave this bush. I didn't even want to leave this bush. I've been wanting
to stay in this bush the whole time. Who told me to leave the bush? Who told me to leave
the bush? So is that a player? Yes, those are players. That chicken? That was a player.
That T-Rex? He was an asshole and also a player. Bush is our friend. Bush is safety.
is home with love, coziness. This is our home now. And that's okay with me. God, I need a
couple rocks. Push is security. Push is love and happiness.
I feel safe here. I feel love in this chilease tonight. What's our growth? We haven't moved.
The little fucker's eating our shit. Fine, it is what it is, boys. It's not ours. It's
So yeah, it's gone, all right.
Well that's gone.
We need to try and make it to the A.
Although I have a feeling it's going to be very, very difficult to make it over there.
That chicken is camping us, bro.
That chicken's going to take our fucking lives.
Do that chicken?
Oh, that chicken?
When you an adult, it's not a problem.
But when you small, that chicken kicked the shit out of a motherfucker.
He's gonna kick us, and he's gonna kill us, and I'ma get pissed.
My gosh, there's so much hope and dreams over there.
Just joined what the hell's going on.
You're a dinosaur.
Who the fuck is this guy?
We're a dinosaur.
We're a grown man, acting RPN as a dinosaur,
growing, killing other people, hopefully,
and living till adulthood
that we're gonna go to dinosaur college.
What does it fucking look like we're doing?
Jackass, huh?
What does it look like we're doing?
We're baking cookies.
Now shut up, we're living over here.
Yes, am I hiding in a bush?
Yes, it is what it is.
is what it is
Is what it is it's pushing me been through a lot together
God look at that look at the hexagons I want them
We wait till we we wait till night falls and then we travel all in say I
boring wizard shut the fuck up
We wait till night falls and we travel
All right a lot of eyes a lot of eyes nightfall came a lot faster maybe we wait a little bit no all right all right
fucking
Here we go
Someone ate the fucking food someone ate the food someone ate all
Where we go be or why be or why I think be I think be let's travel
Okay, now what's cool about this game is we have night vision
What the fuck was that?
Oh, shit.
Push to bush.
Not to butt.
Push to bush.
What we're doing?
That's another baby. That's a baby dead. That's another dead baby. I could be us if we ain't smart.
Oh, what's that? That a raptor? Y'all just see that going to the bush?
Bro, someone's camping us.
Okay, all right hold on hold on active bush walk in
Brother get it spawn me in hell where am I dude?
He's carrying
Dude that raptor would kill us so quick. He's carrying some shit. I want that be way off yonder
sadly I think that B might be on the other side of the mountain. See how far it is?
I think we go.
What about water? Don't ask me about water. Listen, rule number one of playing the aisle.
You don't even think about water until you absolutely have to get some, okay? We don't
think about it. We don't even consider it. Water is but an afterthought. That's the
The scariest time to be a fucking dinosaur is having to drink a little bit of water.
Over here?
There's this bee, there's this bee.
Oh my god, it's on top of the rock.
It's on top of the fucking rock.
Are you shitting me?
All right, well, not good.
We knew it.
I mean, we knew, we knew it.
We knew it.
That's what it is.
Chat, what's the chance that we can kill that?
We can kill that raptor.
Negative four, what's the chances?
Zero.
That's good, good.
Oh, I see something else. That's where we came from.
Back and forth. Back and forth. We'll find ourselves something.
Little scavengers.
That pig. Still not big enough to kill that pig.
Fuck off, pig.
I might need to turn up the audio, it's a little low.
Well, someone just died to the pig, I think.
All right, work off.
Hold on tight.
Go settings, a little audio, it's already max volume, a little out of here, all right.
Easy.
Dip.
Easy, dip.
Okay, blow something, blow something.
These are some thick bushes.
Isn't bad.
Let me go a little deeper in the bushes.
Okay.
Not bad.
What the fuck was that?
What is that?
I appreciate you, Snoop. Thank you.
Check the growth rate. 45% 26% grown. We're rocking.
We're not bad, more food's appearing, which means two things, one, we're happy about it,
two, something's killing all those people.
Those are all pretty much players over there.
And something is murdering everyone.
Are we afraid of water?
There's dinosaurs called the Dinosuchus.
You know it as the crocodile or the alligator.
Those motherfuckers.
I got a question.
Full grown T-Rex.
Can I get pulled into the water by a full-grown dinosaur?
No.
Can I be pulled in by an elder?
Well, let's go over what's new.
So, in case you guys didn't know, of course, it's T-Rex.
But now there's elders.
I don't know how you get elder,
but I know it exists
what's going on there's a weirdo in here
who's being weird chat adam
quit chat who is it
this guy
cn eight hours
there we go
Sorry about that.
Yeah, it's the wrong game to be weird on.
I got nothing but time.
Y'all see what I'm doing?
I'm sitting here in a bush as a dinosaur.
I got nothing.
Who ate the fucking deer?
Are you shits mother fuckers?
It's called the Isle.
Right now we're smelling, we're smelling all the food.
The beginning of this game is pretty slow.
It's a lot of what we're doing sitting in bushes surviving trying to get our grows up trying to get our trying to get our
Doop up. We're growing right now, but the game will speed up. I promise you just got to outgrow this stage of the game
So a lot of just live and pass the the small part. This is the hardest part of the game
I'd be patient. Get invested to our dinosaur. What are we going to name them? I say we name
our first character Fred. Fred's a great call. This is Fred. We shall be known as Fred from
this point on until we die. We are Fred, you know, I appreciate you, Brad.
Yep, I am Fred. We are all Fred. Alright, our water is dipping just a hair. Our grub's still going up.
I would love to get some gastro, but the problem is, is that there's a lot of mean people out there.
Including that guy probably.
What the fuck was that?
I just made that noise.
Oh, that's a deer? Okay, wait a second, we can kill that maybe.
maybe we kill our own food yes all the other dinos that you see are players
yes this is a multiplayer game they give daisy but as a dinosaur
rain is good rain is safety it's loud as a bitch but it's safety hard to be mad
about rain. Yeah, we're trying it out. Give me a little gander mix, Sarah.
All right, let's move.
We're looking for a deer.
People can't kill something.
Our first hunt, where the hell did that deer go?
First hunt. Where the hell did that deer go?
Well, let's actually, let's look for some rocks. We need rocks.
We rock's bad, we're good on food right now, water's this way, where's the water?
Chad, has the map completely changed now?
I did for POIs and stuff, or no?
What is this one?
From the other side of the mountain?
Yes, I like that, actually.
The newest one.
Let's get out of this area.
I think we'll leave somewhere else
The small little guy on our adventure
to grow massive and kill everyone.
But we got humble beginnings, humble beginnings.
That's a fucking player.
What the hell was that?
There's something in the bush.
Please don't be big.
That's what she said.
Mmm.
メ
don't be in the tree don't be in the tree don't be in the tree don't be in the
tree that's it that's all we want it's all we want that's it that's it
oh yeah it's so dark as fuck
chicken
Yo, what are these stutters, boys? Is this like normal on the aisle now? These like little
micrositters? They never fix this? Yeah, it is. Yeah. Careful. Careful now.
I do not want to be on a path path is bad path is bad back into the trees
What is this? Is this just like the servers maxed?
Is it a little bit of lag? Is that the same thing as usual?
High player count equals stutters
Where are we I don't want to leave all the food completely
Usually that's how we get fucking murdered I would love to get some rocks love to find some rocks
Can you jump no not as a T-Rex there's some that can't jump rafters can jump there's a
Dino called the Herrera that lives in trees. I can jump
Belpies little penguins they can jump
He rexes Sarah's car
Pardon our source or whatever the fuck they're called Cardiff. No Carlos. They can't jump
Some of the can there's some of the camp depends on how large the dinos
He rexes they ain't jumping nowhere
Hmm
Oh
Okay
All right, wait are we are we can we kill our own people we need them
Not like we can eat you okay, all right all right and we fool
Where are they?
All right, cool cool
Okay
There's something big there something big somewhere close and I don't like it.
Oh, is it him?
Wait, wait, let me raise until I get larger.
Would you mind?
Hold.
I'd run.
There's a raptor.
FUCK!
All right
Full grown raptor. Okay. That's well. I've been rejected chat. It is what it is
We've met one
One group of people they basically told me to fuck off so
Now we're here. It's what it is
on
We're orphaned Fred is orphaned
Fred is orphaned. It is what it is
is what it is you know everything's against us everything's fucking against us
is what it is we've had worse we've had worse being orphaned as a child I don't
know if you can get much worse but it's we're here pretty bad pretty fucking
bad not good we do not want to go over there over there's death let's go left
Almost daytime good
Life of a predator nothing but searching for food. No wonder hutch likes his game. I do like searching for food
It's kind of it's kind of fucking awesome. Oh
Any steps I hear I'm shitting my pants
If we die, it means we have to do all this over again.
Go through the valley, brother, I would love to go through the valley.
There's a fucking problem going through the valley.
You want to know what it is?
There's a hundred people over there.
I will for sure die.
No doubt in my mind, I will die that way.
We go the long way.
Going on a journey.
All in, or who would like some traveling music?
Who's in?
Who's in for some traveling music?
Let's go low drastic park and we're out of here the adventure begin
We'll get a little low on water, just a little bit, it's okay.
Where the hell I is, I have a feeling going up here is just a bad, bad life choice, boys.
I have a feeling going up here is a bad life choice.
Are we on the far north side of the map?
Sure looks that way.
We'll go left.
We shall go left!
Go unofficial, it doesn't matter where I am.
Don't worry about it.
Ooh!
Oh, where's that Harry?
We just do a massive circle.
No, no way.
No way.
No way we did a massive circle.
This game was 100% made by someone with a type of autism.
Hahahahaha!
Hey lion!
Hey!
Who's into my scratching right now with this game?
I know I'm scratching a lot of itches right now.
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
Wait a second.
Look at all the water.
guys look at the water look at all the water hold on okay all right all right
wait a minute lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it we need to drink water
bro lock it bro lock in lock in
Oh that dude that looks like nothing but fucking crocs are in there bro!
Oh man, I don't want a drink!
Do you want any food?
There's zero food.
I hate this part of the game.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, shut the fuck up.
There's no crocodile in these waters.
No way.
We'll take us, we'll take a short drink, we're not gonna need that much.
I'll take a short drink and then we get the fuck out of here.
What do y'all think? Far left corner? Far left corner?
Far left corner?
This is a small pond, bro. If there's anything in here, I'm so fucking coked.
Quick drink. Too deep, too deep, too deep. Hold on, hold on. All right, we fucked it.
We fucked it. We fucked it. We fucked it. I got scared. I got scared. Everybody shut
up. Everybody shut up. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
up shut up that's deep that is so deep I don't like this I
Drink faster, you big fucking ogre!
Forget.
We're out here.
We're out, we're out, we're out, we're out, we're out, we're out, we're out, everybody,
everybody, everybody.
Okay, mission accomplished, mission accomplished, mission accomplished.
Let the journey continue.
Full water, stomach's good, everything's fine.
What a beautiful day, look at it, the sun's out, no rain, what a beautiful day, huh?
What a beautiful day.
All right. Now, we need rocks,
and we need a good diet.
All we need, all we need.
Right here, beautiful.
Now we let this debuff hit,
and we come right back over here and we get it again until our stomach is
about almost three-quarters of the way down,
And then we go to go look for food.
This is good.
We're in a great spot.
If you died, if you did die to start over everything.
OK.
So again, what makes the aisle so fun,
if you guys are wondering why our hearts are pumping.
If we die we instantly lose everything and we start over as a baby again.
This this dino in order for us to go from here to here will take eight hours on a good diet. Friend
eight hours for friend to go from baby to monstrous okay four hours five hours. So that means
if yes eight real hours so that means some people say it's 12 hours so that means if we grow and
while we're growing we are killing other players you are not just killing them and sending them back
to a baby you are taking hours away from them hours we kill a stego that's a four hour five
hour six hour grow we kill us this or that like depending on how big the dino gets at peak
week. You are taking hours away from people's days. So players will spend 3, 4, 5, 6 days
growing to full size for us to kill them and lose all of that and have to start over from
the beginning. That is what makes this game so fun. The potential of ruining other people's
days. Can I get an amen? That is what's enjoyable. Think of you spawn on day Z. You
You go to Northwest, you get Claymores, you get Grenades, the best gun, best attachments,
then you get sniped and you're back on the beach.
The Isle?
You spend six, seven hours maintaining a good diet, surviving hell, finally getting to the
size that you can kill people just to be killed and then start over again.
It's fucking shit.
That is why we love it.
Right now, we're in hell.
We are survivors, but we are the apex predator.
We are the tyrosaurus, the p-rex.
We have to get through hell in order to get to domination.
And we, he's a pirate.
We must, we can't listen to this song.
It's our fighting song, it's our fighting song.
We must get there, boys.
Okay?
So lock in, hit your popcorn.
We're growing this bitch till peanut gets on.
Hell, I might make peanut get on
so we can grow with it.
Now, what we're doing right now is we're getting gastroliths.
Gastroliths is basically rocks.
You can eat gastroliths to lower your stomach,
your food, all the way in the bottom right,
so we can go and eat food that we need
in order to get a good diet and increase our growth rate.
That's why we're emptying out our stomach right now.
We're gonna get to about three quarters of the way
and then we are going to a migration zone
and we're gonna try and eat some scraps, okay?
That's the plan.
That's the fuckin' plan.
I can't explain it again for who just asked what's going on.
No, that's what I said.
Pina says he would wanna try this game.
He could never deal with what we're doing right now.
Him and his chat would get so bored,
he'd start biting me randomly.
Bro, we would never get to that.
We wouldn't get past adolescence.
We would have to play.
If me and Peanut played, we'd have to play Raptors.
Raptors, they're a little faster grow.
They're pack hunters, a lot of mobility.
You can fuck with people,
but you're just a glass,
like you're not even a glass cannon, you're just glass.
You bleed people to death
while if they bite you one time, you die.
This game is called The Isle.
I know.
I heard about the Elder System.
I've been keeping up with this game for the last year that I've been away from it.
Trust me.
So, for those who don't know, we actually, I have my own servers for this game.
We just have to boot them back up, where we have our community and everybody jumping
and play.
And it is, was some of the most fun, a lot of me and my friends have ever had.
We also have our companion, Mickey.
We have a whole voice chat for Mickey to talk to us.
It's incredible, bro.
We did this for like three months straight with our own servers.
It was so much fun, man.
Now, I don't know about deep dive.
We're just dipping our foot in, you know?
Obviously, Arc is a little slow on the updates right now.
It's not a bad game. It's just a little slow in the update. So this is like a burner game
You know we get to play this game. We get to have fun change up the vibes a little bit
How do I love this game bro, I
Love this game the last week the last time we stopped playing this game because there's a lot of bugs
Lot of bugs a lot of bugs supposedly some of those bugs have been fixed
I'm still seeing there's a little bit of lag which makes me angry
But a lot of the bugs have been fixed, which is nice
The DDoS thing well the good thing is is we have our own DDoS protection now with one-of-one servers
Those guys have been asking me to put the aisle servers back up so they could play it for forever
And dude this is just like this is one of the best games because I get to just sit here and talk to chat for the majority of the stars
You know we get to be invested it together
This is the most I get to talk to chat out of any game I play and I fucking love it
Be careful you're walking into a war zone right now
And I am a T-rex
Food's hard to come by what's up?
Shut up.
Shush, woman.
If I die because of you, I'll take it out on you later.
Okay, what were you saying?
What'd you say?
She said, I like this game because I like to eat.
The hell is she talking about?
I'm petite.
We're about half, about half the stomach.
Take one more little gastro, and we're out of here.
This is no longer our home.
Someone else is home.
We must leave.
Let's get out of here.
We're out of here.
We're gone.
Take a little short smell.
A short little smell.
All right, let's go.
We're out of this fucking hellhole.
I do not want to go down there, bro.
That is that.
That's death, man.
That's death.
Oh, I mean,
it's okay.
Onward we march.
Onward!
I want to go down here now. I said I didn't want to go down here. I do not want to go
go the other way. Down here is the only option. Please don't slide. No sliding. No sliding.
I don't want this song. I want the chill ones. So I'll tell you, our biggest threat
That's right now, okay?
Is a Herrera.
Tree dwellers.
They live at the tops of these palm trees.
They can jump down and one-shot our asses.
Herreras are the fucking devil, okay?
Herreras.
Number two.
A lot of you think erexes, seras, neither, raptors.
A full-grown raptor can jump on our backs, pin us to the ground, and fuck the ever-living
shit out of our dead corpses, okay? And they're fast as shit. So if we see a raptor, GG's.
We won't even see a Herrera. We'll just be dead and it is what it is. We just kind of
got to hope that they're not looking at us. That's basically where we're at. Herreras,
death, raptors, death. Sarahs? Sarahs are held to. If they bite us one time, they
They will cause us to throw up, they will stun our growth.
Something's nearby.
Everyone shut up.
Thank you for the five gift in the chest, someone's showing me a Johnson.
I see food.
Push the bush, push the bush, push the bush, push the bush.
What's on our diet?
Stego, Teno's, Patchy Boar's Crab's, Diablo's, Triceratops, so basically just all herbivores.
Okay
It I know I thought it was dino
Rares can also climb to the top of these rocks
Jump down and fuck us. Let's hope that doesn't happen
Okay, somehow the location that I said that I did not want to go and that I would not go we are now here
We are here again back in hell. Just took a very long time to come back
Holy shit thought I'd never see the day again. Welcome back
Go birds. I appreciate you, bro
All right
Yeah, what do you guys think do we gamble and go left and look for food left or do we?
Everything we want is there boys, but there's a reason why it's there. It's because everyone is dying
You guys are saying right because you want me to die. It's literally why you're saying go right
Do we go right or do we go left you guys want to kill Fred?
Honestly, it's raining. This is really good for us. Hold on.
Let me cook.
Wait, someone died on the rocks, hold, hold fast.
Everyone shut up and hold.
Can we get to it?
That's the question.
Someone died on these rocks, bro.
What the fuck is that?
I think he's AFK.
Hold.
Attack! That's fully grown!
I don't think we kill that. Do we kill that?
Do we kill that? Do we kill that?
Do we kill that?
No, we're running.
We're running. We're running.
No!
We gotta go back.
He's definitely AFK bro. He is 100% AFK. Is he on our thing? He is it. Okay, fuck
him. Fuck him. Fuck him. I don't care. This is what it is. Fred is not dying today. None
on my watch.
This is a migration zone.
This isn't good.
I say we go for that, right there.
Lock in.
Oh, there's a rock there.
Wait, it's the same thing we already went for.
I'm done.
Keep going.
Oh, I'm gonna get jumped on.
I'm gonna get jumped on, fuck it!
Go!
Get away from the rocks.
Maybe just a little bite.
Grab it.
Go, go!
It's rotten!
Shit.
What the fuck was that?
Into the trees.
Right, we are back where that big T-Rex was.
Hold.
Hold on. This is really good actually. We're back. We're back in the baby area.
Oh. Oh. Wait. Is that rotten? That's rotten, isn't it? Is this rotten?
Is this rotten?
It says B. It says B. Do we roll the dice?
It says B. We're rolling it.
Fuckin'.
Don't throw up.
Wait, I just ate the wrong thing.
No, I mean the right thing.
There's something really big next to us.
Really fucking big.
Back into the trees.
We're running out of the trees.
We're in a terrible spot.
Where do I go?
I hear it looks okay.
this right here just hang out here for a second
Mm-hmm
Yep hip if dip dip dip dip dip dip
Oh, the good spot.
You're a really good spot oh no the fuck was that
Up, up, up.
Why is the music changing perfectly in time with whatever the fuck this is to get close
to me?
Don't move!
What the hell?
Don't move!
What the hell is that?
Awwwld.
Okay, all right, he moved on, he moved on, he moved on, growth rate, 109 percent, we're
at 28 percent growth, fuck it, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
He is on top of us.
At him?
I can't run. I can't run. I can't run, bro. I'm not fast.
I've got short little stumpy legs. I can't run.
Chad, who's down for an aisle string tomorrow? Say aye.
Okay, I think.
Gav's grand mal, can you shut the fuck up over there? I'm talking to Chad!
He's smelling me, he's smelling me, what the hell is that behind me, is that another T-Rex?
Don't say that bro, don't say that, don't say that with your stupid little mouth moving,
Are you being serious?
The guy ate everything.
Brother, that's a T-Rex.
He ate everything.
Do I try and talk to him?
Do we try and negotiate?
Do we attempt diplomacy?
For those again we've never seen this game if we type to him I my dinosaur audibly
Yelps while I type so if he isn't cool. We're fucking cooked
We'll know exactly where we are
But if I don't type and he sees me he's going to destroy me
What do we do?
I think we attempt to move, I think we attempt to move for any food for us to go towards.
What is what?
What do we need right now?
A Boris prime time.
And there's one right there.
You just killed that boy, I think.
Get the fuck out of here.
Why would I move?
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold. Everyone shut the hell up.
Isn't this where we saw the raptor earlier, the full-grown raptor?
Is it over here, the raptor's little lair?
No, you don't think so?
Take it slow.
I
There those are raptors talking those are raptors that hold on
Are those not raptors yapping to each other right now as we're talking?
Brother it's a raptor lair.
It's a fucking raptor lair.
100%.
100% those are raptors yapping to each other
We go we go we go we're not big enough for this shit yet
Those raptors will pin me and ride me like a Bronco and
Kill me. We're not large enough
We go onwards
onwards and outwards
We get out of this wretched place. We got what we came for you got a little bit of food
We're getting some size to it some girth. We shall hunt our own food
That area belongs to the Raptors not ours
I think we traverse I
Think it's time to leave
Well, you will say you chat will say you time to go
Time to get the fuck out of here. I
I think it's time to I think it's time to embark on our journey. Oh
I need that goat
Okay, the goat is literally the only thing I don't need I'm looking for a deer
Oh
Brog
Looking for a deer
Or a bore chat you guys think we can kill a bore yet at almost 30% 29 to
We kill a bore yet. We should be able to right
No?
Adam, how large do I have to be to kill a boar?
I'm just killing shit over here, bro.
What the fuck was that bro, they haven't even heard anything like that yet.
What was that anyone know?
Damn kill something how about you eat my whole Johnson and shut the hell up for surviving
right now.
Ooh, what's all this?
That's blood going up the tree.
Game volume seems low.
you've killed me you didn't kill me you've killed me oh we can't move
Can you move?
Fuck!
Run! For the hills!
Yep, you've killed me!
Whoever I said, fuck you!
What?
It's fine to that is ban them for two hours.
They're eating me.
I can hear them charring on my body.
Fuck.
You hear that?
I'm ripping the limb from limb.
Okay, do we go for the T-Rex again?
Do we go for the T-Rex again?
I think T-Rex is like a we gotta dedicate a whole day.
I think we grow T-Rex tomorrow.
Who's in to grow T-Rex tomorrow?
Start to finish of the day.
We'll grow something a little smaller now.
What is the Alasaurus?
It's a new one too, isn't it?
Is the Alostrong?
Bleed Dino, very fun.
Do we hunt raptors as an aloe?
Huh.
Say less.
You said yes?
Say less.
Say fucking less.
Say less, we're killing every fucking raptor that exists, those little cock suckers.
We shall call this Alasaurus
Terry let's go
God bless I'm fucking wait am I larger than my last I know what the hell a
Lot of A's a lot of A's
Lot of ace. All right, can we jump we cannot jump
Okay, just like the raptor
Then we do that. What's the all-byte all-bytes regular. Okay
All right. I've already liked this spawn better. I
Already like this. Don't do it. Don't do it. Leave me alone. Just running past you on the path
Thank you
Jesus fuck
Dude that last spawn was hell from start to finish that last spawn was hell
Like bro, I've never I don't know if it's just a new update
I've never spawned in a more contested area in my life
What's the go-to here boys? What's go-to first one?
email okay all right Terry let's do this me and you Terry me and you and chat
don't mind chat don't mind them all right we need gastros literally all we need
right now is gastros if you have the stomach get a good diet thrive that's
the game plan if the stomach good diet arrive and where's rocks
Oh oh shit don't want that right now
What's the easiest way to find gas shows again
Roads okay
Was that a bite rather the lag and suck my dick
Oh my gosh, there's so much food here
Fred was stream sniped wait no he was stream sniped I think Fred died oh my god
you see that voice that is a full grown something that was murdered that right
there is four to five to six hours gone just that right there someone spent
probably multiple days growing this just to get murdered I'm a little scared of
What killed it?
That is Sarah, it looks like.
Need to find a road.
Add.
What killed Fred?
Exactly what I told you was gonna kill Fred fucking raptors, bro
Someone asked me about audio I hit escape
Half a second later. I was ambushed by raptors and I died
There's what it is rest in peace Fred
Rest in peace Fred. You got to get like a little screen or just like a gravestone
And it's all the names of the dinos we've lost
Fred number one RIP Fred
But I'm on a t-shirt. God bless all right. Where's these gastros? I'm on a road dammit
I'm
F but the stream was dying, but it was just people paying tribute to Fred
No all dinosaurs that you see are actual players so the people who kill me will the real people
playing dinos growing them for hours and murdering other people I don't I think I don't think
there's any AI dinos have they did they put AI dinos back in the game last time I played
they removed them.
Put your current goal to grow, to get to adulthood, and to kill everyone.
Sadly, it sounds a lot easier than what it fucking is.
It's an impossible task, but if we can make it there, glory awaits us.
This is a kick-ass location, I can't lie.
but we just need Astros.
We need them.
Add.
Astros is basically rocks.
You eat into your stomach, so you can grow faster
for the good diet.
But I can't seem to find any.
This is also,
I'm very terrified of this area
because now, hold on,
We've traded, we have traded out dying to things that we can see, to dying to things
that we can't see, like Herrera's.
Oh.
You see any?
I don't see any.
You see any up there?
Okay.
All right.
We need gastros, dammit.
Gastros?
No.
We don't want to venture too far away because, although the player, you venture too far away,
lose track of where you are and it's fucked. But we need these damn rocks.
Oh, I've lost track of where I am. Where the fuck I am?
Go this way.
So let me ask this question. If I saw I had some I-
The the the lag spikes is there certain servers I can play on to to not have these lag spikes
or is it just everywhere now or what's the what's the what's the deal with the lag spikes
the private servers are a little better
Maybe we can find some gastros near water.
Any gastros?
Oh my gosh, where the hell did I go?
Wait a minute, this new map is kinda crazy.
Where I bet Dinosuchus is so much fun on the new map, is it?
No, it's ass. Wait, why is it ass?
Looks like, it looks like you're at east leg. Okay.
Am I on the opposite side of the map from where I was last time?
It has to be, right?
I know it just seems like a running simulator right now.
We're literally just running around looking for rocks, and we'll find food after.
But we have to get gas rows, and I just can't find any.
Everything is just dirt.
No rocks, just dirt.
Oh
Found it
All right beautiful
Okay, if you had our full stomach and then we'll go but up we're not far away from food
Yo, good luck Jake. Oh
Oh, is the fish fucked again?
Why are we under warzone?
Is Gav a piece of shit?
There we go.
Why is he not calling me?
Hello, I'm in the bit. I'm in the middle of surviving a dinosaur land. What's up?
Are you sitting? Yes, I was treating right now
No way. Oh shit. I'm on my phone. Sorry. I know you're stupid. Oh, you're good. You're good. What's up?
Well, I was just calling I was wondering
I
Was thinking about playing
Roadside research have you ever heard of it?
Roadside research. No, let me look it up really quick. I
I was looking for dick around games and I'm on the right now
Really? What are you on the aisle?
Yeah, wait, hold on. Yeah, they said you couldn't do that while you're saving because you're using time
Well, I'm playing it right now, and I'm having a ton of fun
You should we should we play because I don't you know
I usually start my streams with with with art
Do you want to do that or do you want to do dick around games all night dick around games all night?
All assembled the crew you be ready jeev.
Okay sounds good.
See you in a bit.
I see you in a bit.
Wonderful.
We're dicking around all night chat.
We're dicking around all night.
Get another gastro.
So you have to let the debuff hit.
That's why we lay down for a second.
go and then we come back over, grab a couple, back into a tree. We're going to empty out
our whole stomach and then we're going to go give some food. Let me go grab a drink,
okay? I'm going to go grab a drink. I think Pino would like the aisle a little bit.
But we have to have some success.
I'm getting drinks.
We're going all night.
Every single
You know what maybe we actually can play the aisle chat now that they have streamer mode
in the game.
Hey can't you like can't you spawn on your friends right you can spawn on your friends
now right? And by the time like, no hug, this is morning shiny, I'm sorry that you hate
the world that you live in. But how about you shut the fuck up? Okay? You haven't even
seen the fucking game yet. You probably just clicked on five seconds ago, you don't even
know who Fred is. You have no idea what we went through on Fred. You opened up the fucking
stream three seconds ago and you already hate it. Shut up. You don't even know who
freddas
i'm eating cuz you
you pissed me off and i mean look at what you did
you're responsible for these calories
ward your miserable fuck over there too i see you
go watch some tiktoks go get your
calories in or whatever the fuck that's called brain rot in. I'm gonna be over
here surviving. Hunting, gathering, living, large.
We have to debuff it, one more gastro, unless we get some food.
are they near us well shit we ran away from all the food maybe we grab a
little bit of water while we're here
Good, look out here.
Now can I kill a bore yet on this guy?
Is this guy stronger than it has to be, right?
I can hear them.
I just can't- Oh!
Oh, dear!
Wait, a deer can punch me?!
When the fuck did that happen?!
You liars!
Okay, I'm okay.
Oh, that just moved?
Did that deer just throw hands at me?
Oh
Maybe a little piece of shit
Move
Shit!
Oh, he headshot me!
Okay.
Get over here!
Oh my gosh, he's hitting, he's hitting turns on me.
go go oh my oh you gotta be
I
All right boss I go back to eat my lunchable boss
Okay, I obviously don't fundamentally understand this this character, okay
How do I kill shit?
Well, whoever said grab a gun, what are you talking about?
Oh my gosh we have a community hype train boys use your subs.
Shoot them!
It's cooked.
We're cooked in here.
Bro, we failed our first time and I'm pissed about it, bro.
I'm so fucking pissed about failing it.
Cat in my ass, be honest.
That's a lot of guesses.
Yo, Brawl Browson Squirrel coming out with 25 gift and lunch with the Fiverr!
Thank you!
So many subs!
Thank you guys!
I love you!
All right.
Wait a minute.
I just realized something.
It no longer tells you if you have health, does it?
Oh my God.
We almost just died of that deer.
Like, did we just barely survive a deer attack?
Oh my God.
Holy shit!
Go birds with 25 gifted, we had 416 evokes for chat!
Damn!
Use sexy bastards.
Go, go, go!
Yo, champagne, thank you for the vibra, baby.
Well, boys?
Boys?
We just got the shit beat out of us.
In this sanctuary will there be other small dinosaurs, like not dinosaurs but small like
deers and stuff?
Hi!
Thank you so much for the taggifted baby, I appreciate you man!
I don't know man, I just like things in my mouth, I don't...
What the hell?
Rambo with the Fiverr!
Thank you guys!
I don't know, man, I just like things in my mouth.
Thank you Rambo, my man!
Yeah, dude, Bambi was beating the fucking shit out of us.
Ever seen that video of like the deer whooping that dog's ass?
I think I was that dog.
Can you guys stop saying rip Joe Rogan, you fucking freaks?
We gotta go look for food.
We're like almost dead.
Taylor, thank you so much for the five gifted as well.
Oh, thank you.
You know what we're missing?
This.
I'm usually back on.
I see a thank you.
All right.
Well, we lost our ones against Bambi.
As long as you guys don't tell anybody, I think we can get past that.
Let me tell you, I think Terry has a long life ahead of him.
I will also say this, if this server keeps lagging, I'm going to ban multiple people
in chat for no reason other than just pure anger.
Oh, that's good, motherfucking rock.
Oh, there's no way there's no food in the sanctuary.
I'm gambling.
i'm gambling
i know i probably should be the gastro but i'm gambling that we're gonna find food
terrible gamble
Scamble is a terrible idea. Whose idea was this?
Oh my gosh, we're cooked. We are so fucking cooked
Should I go eat off some of those bones? No, it's a bad idea.
Yeah, I know how the game works. I know I need to fill eggs, but I'm gonna be honest
with you, it feels like an impossible fucking task. Whatever, I can't kill nothing! A DEER
just beat my ass a deer a deer I have claws and razor sharp teeth and a deer
poked me like a pussy what do you do with that we're going towards the bones
Fred could have done it.
But Terry's a bitch.
My homie Fred, he got hit by a bazooka.
Fred got hit by a bazooka.
Kaboom.
Kablau.
Kaboom.
Kablau.
Thank you guys so much for all the giftants enjoy the emotes.
I need food, like I need air, we are about to be dead.
Well, there's just no way I find gastro, and now I can't find food, there's no way.
Jack it off my shit right now, and I'm pissed about it
Maybe we just go this way we got it
Whatever that we got it we got to eat the bone
We got to eat the bone
have no choice
chat I don't care about healing listen I don't care about healing if we lay
down to heal we die to hunger you catch what I'm going if we lay down fuck you if we lay
down to heal we die to hunger we can't lay down we have to find food it's our only way
out right now. Everything else is death. And we're dead.
I should have laid down. Fuck it. I don't care. I don't count that run. Terry 2.0. Welcome
back Terry we're not counting the other death good to have you home oh it's a
rainbow
figure it out bro I'm in shambles I I'm in fucking shambles this is I'm in
shambles I am and shambles
Here's what it is.
You need to get over it.
Life isn't going to wait for us.
We got to take life by the balls.
We're going over to these fucking palm trees.
We're getting the gas rose and we're actually, you're actually going to find the gas rose.
find food and if I don't I am gonna freak out
this music is perfect
God, Skyrim is such a good game.
Can I be real with you?
I'm excited for the next Elder Scrolls, obviously for the game, but for the music it's going
to put out.
You know?
Dude, Elder Scrolls music is just so- what's up, pussy?
Oh you got that you got that sorry about that you got it you got it you got it you
You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it.
You got it.
I'll be back.
I got hit by a Zooka.
Kaboom.
Kaplow.
Kaboom.
Kaplow.
I mean boys I'm in shambles I don't I don't know I don't know what to do I mean brother
like what are you guys doing as babies how are you living are you just eating off scraps
Still 40% ground?
Oh my god.
It's a fucking giant.
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh my god.
Get me the hell out of here.
I know I'm bleeding out.
I know.
We'll heal in the sanctuary.
It is what it is.
It is what it fucking is.
Am I in the Southlands?
Wait, are we?
No.
Oh, Gastro.
Gastro.
Me.
Gastro.
Wait, I'm lagging so I can't see where the Gastro was.
Over here?
Where the ar-
Oh!
Oh
Castro
Dude
I'm so cool. I'm so cool. Don't do it. I'm just looking for some gastro. I just want some gastro. Don't start running
I'm dude. I'm so cool. I do it. I'm I'll be the I'll be the coolest guy you've ever met
I'll be the coolest guy you've ever met
Dude, we could be friends
You love me?
Could it be my friend? And did I finally make a friend?
What don't I sound so sweet?
No, I didn't mean I didn't mean to admit this one. Yeah, I'm friendly
I'm just a nice little guy, I mean nothing, I mean no disrespect.
I just want to eat off of your food, that's it, that's all I want.
I want to see you kill shit and I want just a little bit, just the toenails off of your
meal.
What's that call mean?
Is that cool?
Is that a cool call?
So, okay, I don't mean to be that guy
But you are standing on my rocks and I do
You need to eat those rocks.
So if you don't mind just taking a couple of steps away from those rocks, I would incredibly
appreciate it.
Wait, are you in the stream?
No, shake your ass if you're in the stream.
Shake your ass if you're in the stream.
More shaken.
More shaken of ass.
More shaken.
Can't really tell
No, he isn't thought we were gonna get a buy
All right, all right, I know it listed guys I know we're playing with fire
but hear me out we don't really have much else of a choice I mean everything
else is failing everything else is failing
chill out big dog no sudden movements
yo I'm gonna go this way remember me no kill there's food over here don't kill
me get a couple more gastros no kill no kill there's an a over there just hang
out with him for a little bit just hang out with him for a little bit yeah you
You got it, big dog. Yeah.
I'm scared of you. You've earned that right.
You're about nine feet tall.
I don't want no beef.
You as big as a skyscraper.
Brother, there might be why the music changed to this.
There might be someone large about.
There's two of them!
Are they fucking in front of us?
Oh shit!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Now let me get in on this! Hold on!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I could be one of you, I could be one of you,
I could be one of your little ones,
I could be one of your little ones.
I'm with this guy, this is my homie.
His name's Tony.
My homie Tony
I'm with the two big dogs. There's a couple of goopers hanging around. Yeah, let's get out of here boys
just does chilling you know what I mean there's a couple of people hanging out
Let's get out of here guys. Good work everyone.
There's no food over here, but I bet they're gonna kill at some point.
Looks like he just got dead eating something.
Do I dare try and drink between them?
Do I do the ultimate trust?
and drink between them what do you think oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah trust is from the
The trust is on another level.
We're cool, we're cool.
I'm just, I'm so hungry.
I'm so hungry.
I just...
Is he saying no?
I know they're chatting about me and they're talking about me.
I just want food.
That's it.
I'm just hanging out with you guys for the food and friendship because I love you and
I would die for each and both of you guys.
Just a couple of us.
I'm a T-Rex too!
Oh, why are you turning around like that?
NOOOOOO! I'M SORRY!
I trusted way too much. I trusted way way too much. That's on me
That's on me. You could have just ran at me. You didn't have to kill me
You know what I mean? You could have just turned around
Shipped your ass. I don't know
Killing seems a little too much
I even like those guys, fuck them both, fuck them both.
Dude, I can't get a start to save my fucking life.
Everybody wants me dead.
Son of a bitch!
Terry 3.0 is what it is.
Terry 3.0.
We gotta figure out how the fuck to make it to the next stage because I've never in my
life playing this game have struggled to eat as bad as I'm struggling to eat.
I mean God forbid give a goopa a sandwich.
You know what I mean?
Is it that hard for somebody to get some grub around here?
Deers beat me, boars kill me.
I can't find a goat.
God, if I found a goat, I'd write a letter to my mom telling her all about it.
I said if I said text it would ruin the immersion you know what I mean go to
sanctuary all right I'll go to the sanctuary and beat my meat till it's
raw because there ain't no food over there I ain't gonna be eaten
something just ran by me
There ain't no crocodiles in here, I'm swimming across, there ain't nothing in these waters.
Fuck you, boar. You piece of shit. I'll eat you later whenever I'm hopefully grown.
Now, I got a question. What I'm playing right now, what's the chances that I can kill a T-Rex?
Or like, I guess the question would be, what can kill a T-Rex?
Hunger, God forbid, God forbid, somebody gets hungry.
It all fails when somebody gets hungry.
I know that life.
I'm basically like a T-Rex IRL.
I'm just going to say it too, this spawn seems a little fucked up.
I don't know where the hell I am.
It just seemed like they spawned me in, wanting me to die where I am currently.
Like I'm on someone else's menu instead of someone being on my menu.
Yes, it's a new map.
I have no idea where I am.
Yeah, but the map, they update the map.
No, I like being a little lost.
What do you know where you are at all?
Where's that?
That's not a log.
You got a log?
Oh, I thought that was a dinosaur laying in the mud.
Oh, scared me.
I'm, dude, I got, huh, DTSD, dinosaur, dinosaur PTSD, DTSD.
All right, we're here we ever said to come here we're fucking here
And we're dead. No we're not.
Alright. Oh, Gastro!
Wait, are all the sanctuaries like guaranteed gastro?
Wait a second, that's actually crazy.
Okay. You're right.
I think we do come to get, we do come to the sanctuary all the time.
And there's an A right up there. Oh my gosh, I'm hitting the lottery.
This is the run. This is it. All of our pain.
We've been on this game for almost three hours.
All of our pain is almost over.
We are about to grow like you've never seen
somebody grow before.
And someone ate my egg.
Nevermind, we'll get it.
Happy Fluff of Fan Friday, HUD just got off of work.
Ended the shift with a high speed chase and five apprehensions.
Have a good stream and good rest of your day. Hell yeah!
Hell yeah, that's awesome.
Fuck yeah, it works for Texas CBP CBP where CBP mean
Also, they've your service
No, it's customs
Oh hell yeah dude.
Smitty, think you've been a titter baby?
You playing with that tonight?
Yes sir.
Give me the gastros, give me the A, let me grow, I just want to be a giant.
Let's do on the Isle Avatar 2 or 3 new dinos, the map is new.
So they did some updates, I think, is the Stego tail steel fucked up?
Is it still bugged or no?
Rebalanced entirely wonderful that's sexy Smitty thank you for the dinner check we get some love in here
Appreciate the dinner man. Thank you, bro
To get that a and then we come back and do the same thing again. Let's go
The fuck with that noise?
So at this size, if I see other baby, whatever, what can I kill and what should I stay away from, boys?
Can I, I'm guessing I could probably kill little raptors.
Are they on mine? They are, right?
Damn, Mike.
You're weak. Of course I am. Of course I am.
What did I what did I expect yeah hutch like a mini AK-47 nope, of course not
Yeah, a little 22 caliber rifle hutch, right
Whenever I pin something do I got a hold right-click on it or do I just hit right-click once?
Yes, okay.
I'm also feeling like whatever killed this might be living in the water.
I could die in a sukkist, and I may die.
I sure hope not.
Oh my gosh, this is terrible.
This is terrible.
We can't go over there, bro.
No, it's nothing but water.
It's literally nothing but water.
We can't go over there.
Oh, fucking kill me. We gotta go try and kill the deer by ourselves.
We gotta try and kill the deer by ourselves, boys.
The only choice we have.
How in the fuck did I get over here?
oh my wait we came this way no we didn't brother okay that's where we came from
I mean bro like I fuck what am I supposed to do I'm starving out here
David, give me a Chick-fil-A or something!
I'ma punk that deer. Watch. Watch me work.
I'ma punk that deer.
Come on, give me a little chicken, chicken.
down here
Some notches bite that thing oh
Shit I missed
Oh, it's fucking bugged
We cannot bite in the butt
YES!
We're up huge. We are fucking up huge.
We're up, we're up, we're up monumental.
We are up so large.
Hold on, let me cook.
Oh my gosh, we're up so massive.
Hold on.
Come on, boys!
It was the gastros.
Get over here!
What is this saying?
Little raccoon.
What does this fill up?
Does this fill up anything?
Put this right here.
trees are freaking me out a little bit no it doesn't fill up shit okay any
gastro any gastro here
didn't we find gastro here a little bit ago oh calm down there but I'm down
there. My gear's still here. Taking a little bite. Good. Yes! But we are up so good. Nothing
He can bring us down.
Nothing.
The eight capoeiro.
Okay, let's just chill.
Let's chill and let's grow.
29%.
I know you play the aisle.
Hell yeah, bro.
I'm not gonna get gritty I'm not I'm not gonna get gritty we usually get gritty and we go for a's and we go for lines and then we fucking die we're not getting gritty we're going to eat our a
We're going to maintain this 100%, hopefully get up to like 40% grown, and then we go.
That's the new rule.
is a yeah he does ass okay I didn't stutter
I think Pino would love this game to be honest. I really do. If he likes arc survival, I think
he would like this game as well.
Arcus is even slower than this game in ways.
a little bit more. Let's go and tap out the A. Excuse me. I'm going to go eat your brother.
Beautiful.
Bang!
100%!
Mm-mm.
Beautiful.
Bang! 100%!
Okay, hold on, I'm seeing...
You all hear that?
That was a baby dynasuchus.
I'm seeing an A up there.
What am I hearing?
We made a friend!
Yes!
Finally!
We made a friend!
rare skis oh my god I hold on a minute we just we just became friends you're
already eating my beer hold on a minute wait we're going to go over a we're
gonna have to go over some rules here to our friendship roll number one all
All deers, my deers, okay.
Rule number two.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Oh, hey, can I help him?
We can hit it!
Brother, I love you, I think.
What the fuck is going on?
Okay, what's happening it's running away. We got him
Hell yeah, yeah, good work good work
Nothing abnormal here. Welcome to a jet ski holiday
Gastro here. What's the max pack size on this guy, Jack? We can have up to three of us.
Got it. On the watch, do it with my hands, I think my tisms flaring up.
Any other food?
Nope.
Good Tino Sims do cause a little flare up, Pudge, yep.
All right, here's the next thing, all right?
Here's the next problem.
We're going to have to get some water.
Now, boys, I'm not going to lie to you, the chance that both of us get a sip of water
for free?
No says I.
It's going to be death.
So I know y'all might love rare, okay? Rare skis. But he might die in the next five minutes.
Gastro helps us empty the stomach so we can help get a better diet. Right now, we've got
a 97% growth rate. You can get this up to 300%. You can get all three of these balls
at the bottom right full. You see how the bee is bright white and the other ones are
If you can get the diet for those specific foods right here, dry oak, goat, boar, deer, you can grow faster.
One small bite, now it should be at a hundred, beautiful, now we want to empty out our stomach
again.
We just want to maintain exactly as close as possible, oh my gosh, free drinks.
This seems pretty free, you know?
This seems about as free as free gets.
Check this out, never mind, drinking is, but a problem of the past.
Drinking is but a problem of the past, easy.
Look at this guy.
That's the teammate.
Blocking me with his body.
Wow, what a guy.
What a guy.
We're good.
Oh, chicken.
Oh, he's a chicken on the diet?
No, no chicken.
little bitch wait do these are these good for me I just killed that little guy for no reason
Yes I did.
Alright fuck it.
A.
Let's go.
On our journey.
Come on brother.
Let's go get this A.
Wait is that the same A we already tried to get but it was already it was like
Fuck that fuck that spot
Chicken
Hey, baby
Hmm chat, what do you guys think? What do you want to eat, baby?
Yeah, I'll just take I'll just take the ground beef. That's fine
Sure yeah
A one sauce please
What was that? What was that noise?
Where's our boy?
There's a boar over here.
There it is. Boar!
Lock in, rare. Lock in.
Lock in, big dog. Lock in, lock in.
You go from that side, I go from this side.
Ready? Attack!
Oh, there, oh, there it goes, there it goes, and give up, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Fuck him!
Yaaaaaah!
Lalalalalalalaaaa!
I
Can this thing die
It's dead!
Nice!
Good work!
Celebrate our victory.
A little bit of food.
Beautiful!
Very good.
Good work.
Great work.
Not too shabby.
Okay, well the pin is
Little fucked up the pin is a little fucked up
You know that's playing the aisle. Wait, is he on right now? I'm hopping on now. Oh shit
All right
Let me hop in the discord
Jump on there
Not too shabby 135% growth rate
Not bad at all when he gastros we can get this higher
there's gastro zone
he needs a verma yeah well he'll tell me when he gets in here
I
Need to go
Hello
Hello, hello, can you hear me?
This is working. Hello, John. Oh my god. What can I hear you? You've killed me
You've killed me
Hold on hold on mr. Hot you wait just one second
You wait just one second young man. Don't you don't you do nothing?
Hello
There we go. Wait. Look. Can you talk continuously?
Hello, hello
Peanut what they got me killed. Hello. We're not the streets on that one. Oh, I'm muted. Hello. Hello
Okay, it's working good. It's working good. Okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. All right, okay
By the way, Mr. Hunch, I have a couple of party games picked out for us tonight.
I went ahead and downloaded the aisle.
I'm assuming that's what you want to start out on.
Uh, I'm down for anything, man. I'm down for anything.
What? What?
I keep muting. Damn it!
I'm down for anything.
We don't have to play the aisle.
We can play other games, whatever you think.
I don't know if you'll like the aisle.
You don't know if I'll like the aisle?
I don't know if it'll be a little slow for you.
By the way, I invited Jinji and Drac tonight for four players or play action-packed extravagance of fun time. All right
Play Kahoot, this isn't a third-grade classroom you bitch
I mean I'm down to start on the aisle. I don't really care what I'm saying one thing would definitely play tonight is that roadside research game
I also found a new game. It's like liars bar, but your aliens and shit
oh shit okay that sounds fun that's right that's right I was juicy I don't
know what jiggie's at let me text him let me see he's on our way okay
chat what are you saying how late he's doing something like a tax legend to
Who's he? Who's he? Who's he? Who's he? You're the boss.
Gotcha. Yeah. Who's he? Who's he? 10-4.
Oh, shit.
Okay, am I too big to be in here now?
I don't mind being too large to be in here.
Yeah, I'll tell him.
Also, I think you might have the wrong aisle downloaded.
you gotta be actually fucking well it's not a big you have to download the
Averma branch the Averma brand yeah you right click the aisle go to properties
and where it says the witch like I guess branch you you do the Averma the
Averma got it okay properties game versions of vermin yes okay
Update okay. Okay. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good sir. No, it's going it's going now
I don't know you might say do you know the premise of this game?
You're a dinosaur and you eat other dinosaurs. Yes, and
Fuck it and ordered. Okay. So and again like a lot of people see this game. Bye, you know
Brother, I'm talking three four five hours
It takes to grow and if we kill someone else we can kill someone who it took eight nine ten hours for them
to get there so this is just being a dinosaur asshole it's just no it's
surviving it's hey let's go get a drink of water open crocodiles killed one of
us hey let's go get a bite of that food oh peanut just died cuz a t-rex ate them
I'll never die I never died I never died you're going to die continue
just died maybe jinn just did you just died cuz of the t-rex while peanut was
30 yards away Lavin now we have to decide what we want to play okay what's
happening you have to choose your dinosaur you have to choose who you want
to be yeah we could be the t-rex but that's gonna take a long time to grow
okay we could be one of the we could be a pterodactyl we can't really kill
anything in pterodactyl we just kind of fly around and try not to die okay be a
a Herrera where we live in trees hold on hold on hold on what if what if we all
play a raptor and we just team up and kill people now that is a great call
raptors I kill let's just say I kill another raptor do I become a super
raptor so you can't become an elder raptor by surviving for a long period of
time. But you have to kill things on your diet.
An elder rapper.
Yeah.
An elder rapper.
Elder rapper.
The whole snoop dog of the aisle.
Ah, she's stupid.
The most dangerous predator.
Oh, wait.
Are you guys in high to my speed right now?
I'm just kind of joining any game.
Okay, so we got to pick a server
for both of us to join
without saying it so it has a 300
a 300 Q okay all right okay you hear that you hear that you back up you back up
I'm hide let me hide my mom I'm gonna eat this a real quick or this little pig
and then I'm gonna log out we'll pick a server me one moment
And then whenever we're in the game, you'll have to hide scream for just a second until
we put you on stream remote so you don't leak anything.
Okay, okay.
Okay, we'll do, we'll do.
Got it.
Okay.
I'm in the server selecting screen.
What do I do now?
Alrighty, I'm logging out right now.
Right, wait.
Give me that tissue, give me that tissue.
Yo, Rare, I think you might be in the stream.
11 a.m. tomorrow.
We're gonna grow this dyno.
If you wanna join, okay? 11 a.m.
You should log out as well.
11 a.m. You're more than welcome to join me tomorrow.
Big J. I love you.
I suck your face.
Thank you.
My apologies, my apologies.
All right, now where do I go?
All right, you're good.
I'm logging out right now.
Just logged out.
We're good.
I am going to send you a DM on what server we're on.
And I think, Chad, correct, we can spawn in together.
so we're not looking for each other, which is awesome.
Give me a second here.
Is that so?
Yes, I'm pretty sure they put an update in
where you can spawn in together with people.
All right, we're gonna go into this server right here.
I am de-immitant to you now.
Chief, I don't wanna break your bubble,
but it says it's 32 servers total.
Yeah, yeah, that's why.
Again, as long as we're in and we're growing,
anyone who comes in after us,
we're gonna be bigger and we can kill.
After 30 minutes, if we die five times,
What if there's a thousand of them?
If we're going to be a thousand party raptor pack running it.
And you have to remember this, well I don't want to say too much.
Join that server.
Okay, alright, okay, I'm hiding my speed, speed's hitting, speed's hitting.
I'm looking at your chat.
Got it, okay.
Wow, Rio can speak even.
How do we see here?
Oh, no, we'll ever find a cheer.
We're incognito.
Incognito.
I-
Wait hold up, I-
Am I doing session filter official?
Yes.
I'm not seeing that. I typed it into the box at the top right. I'm not seeing anything. It's your results.
Uhhh...
Are you on a verma? You're on the right branch?
Yeah, is everything blue?
Yes.
Yeah, I- Yeah!
Alright, let me open up your stream.
Well, I
Wait, are any of the boxes on the right check one do I love me
Let me go ahead back out of what I just came to do what boom good good good. Good. All right. I hit play I
Have session filter official and then I have servers 32 results. You don't have 32 results. I got 32 so yeah
I will eat I got 32 at the very top click players and they click play again
So it's top a down and you should see it. Oh, yeah, there it is. Okay. Okay guys
All right, okay, let's ride
I've been confused about this I'm gonna be the best rapper in there. Oh
Yeah, I click it again, click it again.
Oh, welcome in, Genji, welcome in!
Hello, Peanut.
Hey, Genji.
What is that with the aisle?
Yeah, I did, I did.
It won't let me open the game for some reason.
It's like...
Oh my god.
It's not cheating, it's a Varma branch.
Yeah, a Verma.
Right-click it, Properties, and Verma.
Properties.
Hey, what happens when I can't connect?
I can't connect
Of course this is happening when we want to play wonderful
Not in acquisition fail. Yeah, I'm getting it to I just I'm just gonna keep let's try this one
Let's try this one. Let's try this one unless you got one right there
One right there. Let's do that one. I just sent you
Okay. Oh, oh god. Okay. Yep. Got it
connecting now all right now we got it so people are just filling it up as we
were trying to join okay it's working it's working okay there we go here we
go I can't wait to be a guy this one gonna be so cool I've never played this
and I've always wanted to it's so much fun it's so much fun especially like
whatever you get whatever like you're good right now you're okay right now so
Okay, herbivore, carnivore, omnivore, human eggs.
Carnivore, carnivore, carnivore, carnivore, carnivore, carnivore, carnivore, carnivore.
You can just be an egg.
Do you want to play spawn code?
Wait a second.
Chat, do I, do I need to go in first and then send him a spawn code?
Is that how that works?
Whoa.
I think you do, I think you do.
Okay.
All righty, so be carnivore and then omni raptor. That's who we want to play I know what 90% of these are
I'm all survivor. Do you want to be the female or do you want to be the male?
Now I want to be swagging my shit. I got it
Wait, I'm gonna be the allosaurus
Do you want to do the allosaurus instead? We have to be the same guy so we can be in a group
Oh wait, obvi raptor is it the one you're doing?
Yeah, I think that's what you wanted to do to, uh, yes, obvi raptor is what we should do.
Well, that would be the male.
Confirmed.
All right.
Wait, do I wait for you to spawn code?
Now, uh, yeah, I think you wait for the spawn code.
Let me spawn in really quick.
Let me get rid of this blur real quick.
Here we go.
All right.
So now, chat, how do I...
Wait, males are smaller!
Males are smaller!
female I'm already the female or you could be a female too and then Genji you
be the male and you can blow our backs out yeah yeah well yeah we'll do like a
like a swaps you do see it whatever the jet chat I get the code okay so I'm being
a male yeah you be the guy I know okay we'll be the ladies I don't know about
you had probably the prettiest lady died oh I don't see it doesn't say anything
under spawn code.
Wait if you spawn code, G, wait if you spawn code.
Yeah, I'm trying to get it, give me one moment.
Absolutely take your time, take your time.
Do I have to turn off streamer mode?
Okay, so I join a server?
Yes, can you send me the server?
That's what you sent me, right?
P not!
WHAAAAAT?!
I think he sent-
Oh yeah, I did the wrong one.
You sent me the wrong-
Oh, there you go. There's the right one.
Okay.
Alright, how do I get this?
You guys are- you guys are gonna make me freak the fuck out.
I turned it off.
Oh, you passed the check.
Click it. Okay, I'm trying to click it, and it's not working.
Alright, Mr. Tudge.
I love you, the burger.
Um, it's not letting me join running into a lot of issues.
I am currently trying to grab the spawn code that doesn't exist.
So give me one moment.
I am trying.
I don't want to be just fight each other in the game.
Very difficult.
Oh, we can try.
Oh, I got it.
We did it.
Oh, you're sitting on over champ.
Copy that and then post it.
You want to hide.
that and then post it in the spawn coast. I'm hacking into the mainframe. I'm in the mainframe,
I'm in the mainframe. We should wait for Genji. We should wait for Genji before we embark. It didn't,
it didn't, it didn't let me wait. No, you're in here, you're with me.
Yes. Genji, talk to me, what's going on? I just, I press connect and it just could
tries to connect for the longest time and then it just doesn't put me in keep
clicking it. It just says data, I don't even know how to pick a board, something failed.
Yeah the acquisition just keep clicking it. I think it might be because people are joining
it might be filling up the servers. Someone's telling me to restart the game if I'm getting that.
I would keep clicking it a couple more times and if it keeps failing then restart for sure.
Okay
The fuck did you just encrypted code did you send me hudge?
Make the dino bigger
Yeah, it was a road date of do
I want to be greed
No
So whenever we get in we'll all get to like pick what our dinos are good at and then when we have baby eggs
Our babies who can spawn into the game will have all of our perks. They'll be super dinos
Real players every dino that we run into every single other
Why can't we be their baby of another guy right now?
We can we can have an egg and then we can kill ourselves and be those eggs
You can make your eyes red
yep have joined the queue because the server oh my god how is there a lot I
don't know it doesn't tell me it just says connection established okay it's
That's good.
Data Acquisition in process.
Oh.
Ooh, none of these do almost anything.
By the time that everyone gets in here,
my diamond's going to be very close to death.
Not saying you're connecting.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Okay, all right.
I'm going to be the red-eyed raptor man.
Okay, good. Don't get too attached because we're probably gonna die.
No, I don't want to die. We're gonna be dead. We got three of us.
That's 3v1.
Wait, do you see how much larger everyone is than us?
Okay.
I don't know.
I'm nice.
We're close yet.
He's doing, he's like drinking his heaven.
Fucking loser.
Southern.
Are you in the server, Gigi?
No, it just still says connecting.
What the hell?
Jack, can I move around and Genji still spawn on me, or no?
Wait, wait, wait. No, this is a growth preview. This isn't Genji's thing.
Yes?
See this?
Alright.
You might have to restart. I'm pretty sure we can just spawn Jinji on top of us anyways
And if we can't kill ourselves, then we'll just kill ourselves. Yeah, okay
Hit X this is our night vision
Tell me how we both built the exact same dino.
Well, none of the options really did anything.
That's true.
Alright, now, how the game works.
Oh, look at that!
That right thing?
Yeah!
Wait, Hunch, look, look, look!
Yeah!
Don't do that towards me or you'll pin me and kill me.
Yeah!
Go do it. Don't.
There is team damage.
If you bite me, I'll bleed and it will be fucked.
Listen, I won't bite you, I won't bite you.
So, if you hold Q, you can smell where all the food is.
Okay.
So, anything on your diet.
Over here, over here.
This is great, this is great, this is great.
Also, you should probably, actually before,
you should hide your screen real quick
and turn on streamer mode.
You don't leak the server.
I'm doing something wrong.
Escape change.
Which oh
God oh, it's odd. Did you as long as you have the verma under properties enabled you should be fine
Yes, wait, you're the right one. Yeah, I think you just gotta keep trying was kind of finicky with us as well. Yeah
We gotta go this way follow me I'm
Is the food with it with it with the thing is it's the symbol so go ahead and hit tab
You can look at your diet. This is what we need to eat and what gives us the letters the letters are on the bottom
Right of your screen if we can fill up all three will grow at 300 percent, which means we'll grow the big size faster
We want to fill those letters up and there's an a right over here come come come
Be a stegosaurus
Oh, where'd you go? Where'd you go? You can see me through the map. Can't you? Uh-oh
Be back at the spot I see I see I see your name and you can also do calls one is our bark
Okay, how you do that? How you that press one?
Three is our we're gonna kill you
Raaahhh!
Ha ha ha!
Do his arms.
Ah, we're just hanging out.
Ah, I see, I see, I see.
R and R, a little dino R and R.
Yup, yup, yup.
Hmm.
Oh, I've got Q activated.
There's a circle over there.
There's an A right in front of us.
That's where we're heading.
I
Like I have stamina does went forever
So when you're smaller you can pretty much as a raptor run for a very long time
It's not forever, but as we get larger you're gonna have to maintain your stamina
We got you got you they disappeared. Oh, no, no, it's just it's just farther. You have to hold Q again. Oh
Got you
What is still saying is connecting. I joined the queue and now it says just connecting nothing's
happening. Do we try a different server maybe? I don't know. What he's done so much. There's
not like any DLCs that I have to buy right no no not this way this is a bad way
this is death okay hey I'm doing good
off the map we gotta go this way well what we do by Gigi do we do we have to
keep trying I think I think she has to keep trying if you keep having issues I
think we might just need to swap we can just swap now preemptively if you
I keep telling me to close out and restart, but I have restarted every time.
Hmm.
What if this time's the special time?
You gotta be kidding me, it's across the fucking water.
Uh, how big is this map?
It's huge.
Would I verify files or something on it?
I mean four inch for gas something it went away let's go over here the gas row
that's what helps in to empty out our sun accessor but I might die before we
didn't get to that point that's the opposite of why we might just need to
leave the server we might just need to leave server pick a different one
I'm on the server page. I'm gonna send you guys a new server.
Try this one right here. I'm looking at it. It looks like a promising one.
Let's have Jinji join it first.
Right there, Jinji. Just send it to you. See if you can join that one.
Right there Ginger, just set it to you. See if you can join that one.
I am connecting.
It works? Is it different?
Yes it is.
Alright, wonderful. There it is.
Unofficials are better
Let's just we're already here. Let's just do this. Oh, okay. All right. Okay. What is it? We text me. Thanks. I already did
right
Okay
All right, okay, I'm back in okay, what am I picking?
Click carnivore and why me we can play something different if you guys want to try it. I don't care. What's the cause for the bay?
well
we can play the
Pterodactyl and fly around and watch people eat other people and try and steal food
I
Would be I would be a lady. I want to be a lady. All right
Let me get the spawn code for you guys. Give me one. How do I get the one I saved?
I'm not sure.
Fuck it. The only thing that was different was my eyes are red.
I'm in. Oh fuck! Wait, I went in. I went in. I went in. I forgot the spawn code.
Wait, how do I get the spawn code? Just hit back.
Escape? No, no. Back. Bottom left.
I got the spot code. I got the spot code. Where is it? I'm all right. Let me kill myself
and you get the spawn code and send it to us. Okay. Okay. All right. Kill yourself. Kills
I
Hit tab
Go to group and it's invisible underneath where it says spawn code
okay
That is suggest group
But oh it's invisible
Wait me and ginger together
Wait did that that work that worked you're with me. Okay. Wait. What am I supposed to hide?
Wait, Gigi's with me, Peter. Find a high cliff and jump off.
Okay.
This is going great. This is going great.
I'm finding the highest cliff. I see one up there.
Don't you worry, chief. I'm on the way.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah. Now make sure you jump very high because if you don't jump high enough, you'll just
break your leg and then it's all fucked. Okay, gotcha, gotcha, boss, gotcha, boss.
Ginger, you can just spawn in. I believe you're spawning right next to me. Okay.
My dino's too stupid to go up the hill. Jump. Or try and jump up it or find an angle.
Here we go! Oh my, that did nothing.
I just got a skate and got on my tail.
Is there any faster way to kill myself?
Nope.
Drowning yourself.
Holy fucking shit.
Drowning myself.
Dude, this guy can fucking jump from anywhere he wants.
He doesn't get any damage.
Yeah, you get real, real high.
Yeah!
I
Need to hide something so people don't know
I just rain hit settings
I can't jump the boy we all walking on wonky you broke your leg. I swear
You did exactly what I said not to do, Peter!
Oh, I'm supposed to know how high I am to be up on the mountain!
Yeah!
He's a mental, he's a god, he can't die.
Oh my gosh.
I'll have to find some water.
Oh my gosh, I need a bit of water.
I swear bro.
You got to find some water.
A little bit of water.
It's a little bit of water.
A little bit of water.
All under the surface of water.
Where's all the water at?
You don't fight me, the buttons?
Hold Q, go to the little droplet.
There is no droplet.
Mmm, good.
Oh, fuck my ass.
We might just eat the switch servers.
Again, this peanut fucking can't wait.
He can't click bottom left, he said click at bottom right.
We can't go kill him?
I don't know where it is stop moving and hold Q. Oh
You just stop moving to smell farther. Yeah, they did nothing. There's no water. Yeah. All right, okay
Okay
Yeah
New server
to be water without
without a droplet
You get tight.
You guys said he's north.
Did you come with me?
You might be able to find him.
Which would be...
You didn't have to heal this way.
You guys see that?
Oh, we can't.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
I have an idea.
Okay.
Me and Genji will both kill ourselves.
Okay, okay.
And then we'll spawn on top of you.
Genji, time to jump.
Right here.
I kill myself.
We're good.
We found a spot.
Okay.
Give us the cone.
Give it to you.
Go copy the code again.
I didn't, wait, I didn't die.
I didn't die.
die I didn't die oh my god you die holy shit holy crap what don't you worry
I'm on you and I'll kill you so you don't have a broken leg and I'll just
want me and then kill me and then you kill yourself he kills herself and we
all die all right god bless what the fuck is going on I'm getting this fun
code I'm acquiring this bond code I think maybe all right it's not working
like it did last time okay I'm gonna jump off again
I'm not saying it copied it I finally died we don't be a
Genji could go ourselves in half a second
Look, there's nothing there when I click it
Okay, so do I put another code in again I'm about to find some on it
Do I put in peanuts code try putting this out of what it is
You put a code in the DM. That's an old code
That's that's all I mean you might spot next to me but not next to me next to me
Leave your group
Oh, I hear something I hear something water water water
Okay, can you jump in and I can kill myself he might not be able to can you jump at all? No
I
Like kill myself
Do that thing kill me what is the most dangerous yes walk up to whatever you see and let it kill you
Sure, I need to help I need you to kill me
Please please kill me
Yes
I don't know what that is
He's got much more aggressive
He pinned you you're dying
That was a monkey
I don't know. I kind of just saw it over there. He was running from the tree. Okay. All right. I'm dead. All right. We're all dead
All right. I will spawn everyone in
Okay, I confirmed
We can do this
We can do this between my eyes to run first so everybody knows I'm scary all right. Yeah, I'm not right. There's a code
Dengie I'm just confirmed
Yeah, I'm just from here, right? No, you know. No, you don't know you
Hey
Fucking way. I'm so sorry guys
Guys, I'm so sorry guys. I'm sorry. Send Genji the code. I will kill myself
Oh, yeah, I'll see the code. I'll see the code. I'll see the code. I'll see the code
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I thought that you had confirmed and then it goes to the next scene then you put the code in
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm down. It's on me. That's on me. I'll take that one
Yeah, I see you guys my code you go I
I use that spot go.
I'm waiting for you right here.
Hope you're a muscle.
Gingy wishes to spawn and join your group.
Open profile tab and click exactly the guy.
Okay, check.
Gingy, where are you?
I'm making my way to the guy.
Please turn and kill me.
Please kill me.
This is hard.
There's no way I found the only borer that doesn't want to kill me.
There's no way.
Alright, I'll leave you on myself.
Can I eat my dinosaur?
Ah!
Dude, I'm trying to kill myself.
Shut the fuck up.
Do it, Quinger.
I'm trying.
I'm trying do it clear I'm trying good I'm glad to eat my diet or
Do yourself sure
P. That's a source wait do I not sink anymore with no standout the game so other people could
see it no I don't think so alright alright there we go
I'm out of your mutation.
I'm doing hernia.
How can I tell if I'm a guy or a girl?
I don't want to answer that.
Let's see.
All right, let's see.
Something looks down on the wild.
Which one? Which one?
Which mutation do you do first?
Accept that. The first one.
More damage to a bleeding target.
Okay, okay, guys.
Guys, believe it or not,
against all odds, we're back together.
I see you down here. Oh, I'm not moving until she gets in here. I'm not moving
What are you? Oh, you guys are up there. Oh, come on up the one is fine
We are finally together
Don't know
I think all right, you see moment. Follow me team
We're going to the palm trees
We got one of my head you guys don't get the stripes on your head only boys do
Yeah, maybe only boys get strikes on our head
But we but we get met a pause
Check, man.
You thought you were cool.
Yeah, keep your stripes, Pussy.
We got the good shit.
Alright, so our goal in a fight is to right-click and pounce on top of something, cause it to bleed, and not let them heal it.
we want to kill someone from bleeding them to death okay well we're going
before any mistakes are made if you jump on jumping and you jump on them and
then I jump on them mm-hmm mm-hmm okay all right so when we get larger I try to
I'll kill myself on when we get larger and all of us jump on something we can
pin it to the ground and kill it without it we stopped here to feel for a
second come over here Judy come over here look how cool we are
mm-hmm this is cool
Jenny!
I think as fast as I can!
look how cool we are this is cool we are so cool we are so cool
I wouldn't mess with us
mm-hmm mm-hmm all right let's ride
I'm not going to put a photo right there, mental picture, mental picture, mental picture.
Oh, what did you use on that hunch?
I heard a chicken, I'll see if it was on our diet.
I was trying to check the menu.
Oh, let me check the menu, let me check the menu.
We got to get a boar.
Yep, boar and deers.
the bore and deers and
Stegosaurus is we're not killing a stego now remember
After we have invested 30 45 minutes into growing if one of us dies, it's all over
So don't I bet happens we go play whatever the fuck you agree agreed. That's not reason we are on a one life
One life hardcore vote hardcore
Chat we're so fucking dead
first we are so fucking dead like it's it's we're dead
You see a bore
I'm looking all right everyone. You know there's a boy these gastroliths
We have another round of cheese. I don't know. He is now our mom. Wait. Is he saying no?
Old to old to
Now this is all right, this is great. He can get us food
That's our mom. That's now our mom
all the body but cheeks oh right here
jump on it right click oh we got it
oh
okay it's right here everyone eat eat eat eat eat eat
No, no, no, we don't want that. We don't want that. That's not our diet. Bad cop by me. Eat this. Eat this over here. I ate it all.
What? What am I doing? You got my tongue?
We gotta eat to die.
What the hell am I eating?
Am I gonna die?
No, no, you're not gonna die.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!
Oh well.
Wait.
Bumby Bunchies Bump!
Let's Bobby but cheeks doing
And wait, is this not on our diet either?
Fuck.
Um, I think Pina is on his period.
Um, yeah, I'm breathing to death and I don't know what to do about it.
You gotta lay down.
Can I eat this shit?
You gotta hit eight you gotta hit it do it lays down so you can stop the bleed
I'm sure you're gonna hang out here for a second
Okay, just be on the lookout. I thought he was in heat. Don't get ambushed
Well, it's all over
Wait, what is this thing dead right here? Can we eat it?
Well, remember you want to hold Q and if it has a letter on it it means yes eat it
That's your diet. No, and you don't want to eat it doesn't kill you
Yeah, you don't get any benefit.
Mommy's eating the mommy, but she's helping me in the house!
Oh, God, oh, no!
Oh.
You get away from my mom, you piece of shit!
And die!
Jump on it, right, Claude?
Yes, I mean it!
Yeah!
I'm already on it!
Yes!
Now bite the head!
Oh, my God, Mary.
Where's he going?
Oh, get beat up, you fucking idiot!
I'm not...
Yes!
Okay, it's dead.
Now this is dying.
Eat up until your stomach's full.
We're on it, boss, on it, boss!
What?
That guy's tongue is log.
I got a log.
I got a long gun.
That's what I was looking at.
Wait, who's this?
Who gets- who's another Riker?
Where, where?
This guy is another one.
Where?
This guy right here.
Big bubby bunchie.
Oh my gosh.
Alright guys, we have a decision to make.
Be careful, look to your right peanut in those bushes.
Oh my god.
Okay.
That's a herbivore, but that...
I'm running down the... that right down the street.
What?
There's another one running right at us.
Guys, if that hits you and you instantly die, please be safe.
No.
Please be careful.
I'm safe.
Peanut.
Peanut!
I
Smile what a crazy
Yeah, alright, ready to move to the next one?
I don't know.
We give that one more shot and we move to the next party game of the night.
That's completely up to you.
How do I sit down?
H.
We all...
I'm gonna have to have you next game one more try next bucket. All right, you guys decide I'm gonna go and get a drink
Pull my foot up. I'll be back. Okay. Why should we do I?
Should we do I should we do why should we do one more? Well one more one more
Raptor go
You guys still alive
Yeah. Mm hmm. Wait, wait. So,
can you give me your spawn code?
That way I can spawn you.
So, I need to hide my screen. No,
no, no, it doesn't show it. Just copy
it to your clipboard. Yeah. How
do I do it? You go to this tab,
go to group, and then there's
going to be a black box you
can't see under spawn code and
Wait, why is it...
It's not going to work.
Do I just want it in the same location?
Because I can find it easily if I just want it in the same location.
I know exactly where to go.
It's just the same code that you gave me last time, you know?
What's the same code? Oh!
Oh, perfect!
Unless I did it wrong.
invalid has been used too many times
okay well check maybe you actually if I
spotted I can find you I if I spotted
my spot the same mountain I killed
myself at if I spawn right there I can
find you easily you right or no
Yeah
Okay
How about how do I get to them that today to kill themselves to it would be expired right now he'd have to find you all I
Could find you easy easy
Is that you making all that noise hutch
Don't you worry, I'll be right there.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
There's someone, there's something near me.
I'm in a forest. I'm going to try to find you now.
All right, I'm back.
I'll grow over time so when I get there, I'll be like a grandpa raptor.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm back. What's happening?
I spotted it and I'm looking for you guys.
So...
Okay.
Is that you making all that noise, Hutch?
No.
What is that noise then?
a foggy forest you guys next to the foggy forest it's all foggy you know
you guys aren't next to the foggy forest yeah isn't there a way you can check
his map. Yeah, he's alright.
Hello, Gen. G.
Wait.
You might actually be close peanut. Is he close?
Yeah.
Am I close?
Yeah, this is the mountain that I killed myself on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're coming. We're coming. Genji.
I don't think this is it. I don't know though. 50-50. This looks like a mountain.
Hit one.
One?
Yeah, I did. You see?
Hit it again.
Okay, dude. Yeah, yeah, we're coming to you. We're coming to you. Wait, why don't I see you guys? We'll come back.
Yeah, how do you, how do you see me? I can hear your call.
There's no way. Mm-hmm. Wait, you're gonna hear mine. Shush, shush, shush.
Oh my god, I can. That's how we can find each other on the map. Guys, yes. I almost killed myself.
He's safe to do bad news. There's a chicken. I think come in to try and kill you
I'm scared of no chicken. Well
The dinosaur chicken big chicken dinosaur chicken we jumped on it one call
Dear one call okay
Wait, I'm right here
Where here listen oh
Will you pass me all right come to us I'm gonna keep it on the mountain are you on the mountain on the side of it
I'm on the opposite side of it. I'm gonna be on the
You see right there
This is good. We just keep we were getting a chicken right now you can eat this
I'm on the way boys, don't you worry.
Do you hear me, do you hear me? Yeah, but here you are. We're going to kill the chicken.
We got it. Okay. I'm the one call push one. Push one. You press one. Right? Yeah, I'm right over here.
Where I see you
All right, except that come with me come come come one puff fish you accept it you have to press to
I push to eat a month. Oh, too
Only to we why'd you get so big? Oh?
Oh bad news. We're now in a group, but we left Genji fuck
We gotta go by there.
You see, I have to rest because I severely damaged myself.
Oh, wait, wait, come here, come here. Bobby's gonna invite you, except Bobby.
Oh, okay. Bobby butt cheeks? I remember my element.
All right, cool. Eat that, eat that with him.
He's eating that.
Hey, who's always cloudy for 20?
That's our new brother or sister, I'm not too sure.
We're growing in size.
Where's Genji on you?
She's on the other side hiding in a bush.
I'm in a bush because I'm dying.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, gotcha.
Genji, you should try and make your way to us.
I need to get stamina before I come getcha.
Genji broke her leg.
Oh, no.
All right, you just keep trying.
I
Just saw the mid you yes
How much of a do I eat no no the the organs peanut the organs the organs these things on the ground right here where and right here
He can but he won't because we
Raptors are pack hunters, so how many people you see in our group other dinosaurs can't do this so like t-rexes can only have two
Stegos can have like three or four. I'm not too sure
Carno's can only have two
Raptors we can have a shit ton
But how much do I just keep eating forever? No, stop when your stomach's full
But somebody's full stomach full. All right, just chill them
Okay
How you dive is it again X
Who's Shabu?
It's another one of our brothers.
What are these brothers we fucking got?
We got a lot.
Are you going to have 12 Raptors in a group?
It sounds like we're overpowered, but I'm telling you, we're going to drop like flies.
Like whenever we get a fight, Peanut, try not to yell, I'm going in too soon because
you're going to watch these motherfuckers drop like flies.
It's awesome.
It's awesome. You're just going to see shampoo. God, cloudy drop. Like, it's awesome.
We're zizi add.
We can go get her. Come on.
Let's go.
He said, whoa, whoa, not this fly. I'm a pro son.
Oh, I would have.
Say, Dave, we're coming.
Come on, bubby butt cheeks, it's always got to eat.
Come on, boys.
Now, remember, when we're pouncing on stuff with right click, you got to go to the sides
of them.
If you pounce on someone's head, you're just going to fail the pounce and they're
going to kill you.
right click you got to go to the sides of them if you pounce on someone's head
you're just gonna fail the pounce and they're gonna kill you it was when I
right click one time but I just rapidly left click nope you just right click and
you land on them and it will do like the damage yourself oh this is G
we're taking a raptor nap well cuz my legs are broken
look at us we're like a like a cool family do I just press to so many guys no
I'm going to map today we can lay down yep hit by hitting h think that's what
you did no that's a crouching you can sneak up on people control
Okay, so how do I become in the party? Am I in the party? Yeah, you're in the party.
You're in the party. Mm-hmm. Okay.
Who got it by the back?
Whoa, why am I so much bigger than Peanut?
That's either baby.
Why am I not a baby anymore?
You grew.
You're gonna die.
You have a good diet.
We need more diet stuff.
Oh, I forgot you died.
Let's go back to the food, Jinji. Is your life fixed?
No.
No?
I'm fine.
No, I'm fine.
We'll rest near the food from this way.
OK.
I'm going to give you a minute about mutations.
guys let us let me get these cats live in before we do anything about that
that's the last thing we're worried about it's getting dark out here boys
He's a very fisherman.
He's a company.
Every time I turn around, we've got a new brother.
That's fine. We'll head back to the group soon.
We've got so many guys.
If you want to see something funny, if you walk up to Larry Fisherman
and you like with them, you'll pounce them and kill them.
Holy Jesus.
I do it, so I do it.
It's up to you.
Very fishermen can chill out.
All right, all right.
Very fishermen can chill.
I want to match my family.
We're all just trying to grow right now.
If we can grow and get big,
we can kill those things that killed you.
Okay, good, good, good.
also a little bit something I'm gonna put you on this eat this right here right
around that wait one second actually it's so dark yeah eat that
Mm-hmm. Different dinosaurs can see better at night.
Ards isn't one of them.
Oh, I got sick. How the fuck did I get sick?
I
Overate no way, bro
We both overate
They're telling me to eat, they're telling me to eat!
Yeah, but you can't eat right now, you're going to get sick again to throw up.
We have to chill, and then we have to go get water.
No, no, no, no, I think my ailment is different than yours.
No, we have the same ailment. I'm looking at your screen. Same ailment.
Oh. Okay.
Lay down.
Is that loud?
God, I mean, yeah, go ahead, Peter.
I'm sorry.
Oh, shit, he's fucking, he's fucking, shit.
Shit.
It's a body, it's a body, it's a body, hey.
This is a cool game.
We're about to go hunting.
Hell yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
TLS. I highly doubt in the Twitch TLS contract there's a notation about two Raptors fucking a dead animal in the prehistoric times.
Not to call you a liar, sir, but I'm highly skeptical. I'm highly skeptical.
Where's the water at?
Uh-oh.
West Rail. Alright, let's go do it.
What's West Rail?
We're following Always Cloudy. He knows where we're going. Let's go.
With us, Peanut.
I'm following Bobby Butchies.
I'll try and put on his county.
Now remember, at all these water sources, there could be a dinosuchus, a crocodile, a crocodile
in the water.
You won't know where he is or if he's there until he comes out of the water and kills
you.
So don't-
The kids usually look in the water?
Yeah, they live in the water, they chill in the water, they don't come on land.
But nobody can you like not see him in the water?
No, you can't see him at all. It's a jump scare every time.
So we make our fellow brothers and sisters that we don't know and are watching drink
first always.
Fuck yeah.
Oh careful the thing that killed you's over here
What's the thing to kill me?
Look to the left in the open.
It's running away.
Be careful bro.
I should.
Be careful.
My middle name is careful.
Bird.
Careful dinosaur.
Now where is he always caught he's drinking it and safe I'm gonna take where he's drinking
all right
Wait why is mine filling up with yellow is it piss?
No you need to wait till you're on sick anymore
Oh, wait.
We, we, we can't drink no water.
We have to wait.
We got to wait to drink water.
Look at our family.
Look at Larry Fisherman.
Yeah, let's go to the, let's go to the salt rock boys.
You know the salt rock.
Shabu's just relaxin'.
Alright, come on manly!
We're going to the salt rock, we're gonna lick the salt, fix our stomach and then go back and drink water.
Okay, alright.
Careful to our right.
That is so tiny!
Larry Fishman is tiny!
There's Larry Fishman over there!
Oh yeah, I know he is tiny, oh my gosh.
Well, I think I'm sick no more.
Oh, I'm good to all right back to the water. Let's go trick water way back back to the water
Back to the water drink some water
Oh, look at you go, she's gonna die. Yeah, I guess I can. Good thing
My bunny
So it's we're gonna do the lake and then we go lick salt off of rocks.
No, we don't need to lick salt.
So licking salt is what helps your stomach.
We're good now.
Maybe don't go that far into the water, be that.
Which are the stand bars?
Is it the flip?
Yep.
Bottom right is water, top is stomach.
I was muted.
Bottom right is the big drop.
the water foot is the stamina stomach is obviously stomach sweet that face it's
on our diet we turn around and go get some of those deers
we did we need to go lick salt off a rock no we don't need to lick any more
salt off the rocks we're okay now we gotta go like salt off a rock all right
No, we need to go kill a deer
Okay, Bobby said food. All right, let's go eat the food
I'm gonna lay down we want to lay down. I'm not tired at all. I think you're a little tired your foot
Little depleted. Oh Bobby killed the bore
Max out one of those letters
What's the letters Max?
I can't hear you.
Don't defrost your stomach.
You're completely empty.
Perfect.
oh oh oh what that trikes out there again let's go kill it we got like 20 of eyes
all right boys rest up we're going to take the strike everybody rest up
Raptor family charge wait no not yet you gotta get some of the drink oh well
here goes peanut hold up we have a recipe let's let these guys start the
fight P all right let them start the fight
cloudy Shamu get in there you all got this
Don't let the intrusive thoughts win stay back let these guys work for a second look
at Genji look how far Genji's away look how far you're away.
I have learned.
As we all take it once again stop us.
Pitches?
Piat don't do it.
We're living, we are growing, we're almost, I'm almost 50 percent.
Hopefully it's going to die, I don't want it to be one of us three.
I'm going to be me.
Who's Bear Skis?
Well it's the new guy in there to die.
Rare get in there, show us what you're made of.
Kill those eggs!
You might be a smart swan out of all of us, but shit in there.
If I sped you the little guy with the Razzies, I need you.
We believe in you.
Go over there and kill those two guys.
Listen, one pound's rare, that's all we're asking.
One pound's, land a pound's, get out of there.
Look at Shamu, he's doing great!
Oh, he's going for it!
Winters him!
You got this!
Winters!
Where did you go to me, you go to me!
How do you jump off of what you latch on?
Spacebar.
I'm gonna go for a jump.
Oh.
I'll get the practice and you got this
What the
Yeah!
Get out of there, nice!
Oh, I'm not using that gun!
Someone just died?
We're doing it, we're doing it!
Do we lose someone?
I don't know, I don't know!
They're trying to get away!
God, please!
Get him right there, family!
I'm not going to get away!
They're going to pin you into the wall and kill you.
If they turn their body and hit you like against the wall, you'll fall off and they'll
kill you.
We got you, got you.
I'm going to leave that over here for shade.
I would leave that over here for a second.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
They're bleeding right now, which is good.
The more they move, the more they'll bleed.
You just gotta scare them off more.
Those are two players, I think?
Do you think those are real people or no?
Yes, those are real players, yes.
Both of those who are hunting right now are real players.
What?
Yeah, they're hours into this grow, too.
You're talking about the rude hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of
someone's work?
eat them, and reap the benefits.
No way!
Yes!
No, these are real players, yeah.
Yeah, there's like a thousand of us, Busters.
You're done for.
You're done for, buddy.
You can try to get away, you can try to get away!
Get him, Shambu!
Get him!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh
We got some food
Be careful one hand your dad
Oh
Hey, why can't
Double-breasted a rubber rest. Oh, I got food over here if anybody needs food
You think they're bleeding oh, yeah, you can hold you and you can see the blood come off of them
They're trying to lay down you see I'm trying to lay down to try to stop their bleeds
Oh, thanks. Oh, he's cloudy. Mm-hmm. That's a kind raptor right there. This is how I raised them
I'm not old enough, gotta do my first one you say now.
Alright cool I just got my second mutation.
I guess I am all enough. Wait, what do what do I do? I did the hell faster
Are they safe in the water something why they sit in the water because if they move their bodies and they pin us into the water
We jump in the water. They can kill us
Don't attack in water
What is that? What is that on the hill?
What is that? What is that?
I think we can pin it I think oh my gosh Bobby but cheeks he's on you
Oh my god
Up the mountain over here
You know to mountain
Who is that small guy that's one of our guys?
I'm coming up good you up the mountain get on the rock jump up the rock you can't just watch it
Watch did G. You're the only one out there
Be careful, Todd!
No, Larry's over here with me too!
Okay, alright, alright.
Oh my gosh, is he fully grown?
Who's that small guy?
That's a baby aloe. That's his teammate.
I don't think we can kill that one.
Yeah, but that big one's gonna...
Well, I'm completely out of stamina.
You need to chill! You need to chill! You need to chill!
Bobby Bobby Bobby. Oh my god.
He's trying to protect his baby. Yeah, I should be good room away. We can go kill his baby
That's how it works. I mean like it's fun. I'm so in I'm so in
I'm Bobby button cheeks. I need to lure away the big guy the real kill the small guy
You are sitting by my things
Let's get our stamina up
Hope he's trying to try to move away the little one is
Pete killed one of us. Yep. He just ate one of us one of the small ones one of the one that wasn't our group is dead
No!
My brother family!
Shit!
You must die
Come watch Night Falls
All of the other sources have Night Mission, did they?
They do
It's Nightfall already, if you hit X you'll speak
Oh
Sevens in the chat
We all get 50 we can pin them 51 what does that mean?
Like if we're all my size you can we can all right hook them and we can put them to the ground and kill them
44.5 07 guys they got bad news what what?
they have a fully grown another fully grown guy over here I am at 51% I am at
54 what were you at 54%
no like where like your location we're looking at them we're at where we were
We're fighting those fat ones in the water.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
The big guys are laying down as well.
But why is that guy not in our group?
Probably just an extra guy that we can't fit in the group right now.
Which item to the group, which item to the family?
Oh, I don't think we have any more spots than we might be maxed out.
You press two to get him to the family, right?
Yo, Nitro, thank you so much for the 20 gift today.
Where's the family, where's the family?
Dude, he's doing a lot better, man.
He's doing so much better.
appreciate the love man thank you but the baby only the I think only the leader
can invite chicken kill that chicken
oh be careful
All those swords are on the move.
A-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.
He's not careful. They're running over.
Peter, they're running over.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Run back to the rock.
Where, where, where, where, where, where?
I wanted that chicken though.
Yeah, that's their chicken now.
Back on the rock, everybody. Back on the rock, baby.
That's their chicken now.
Get down.
Damn it.
Come on, Raptor family. Come on, Raptor family.
I got the rock.
We got you, Raptor family.
Is it we just gave a little dark side of the gamma?
It's it's always been dark. It's about to be daylight. It's about to be daylight.
Okay. Okay.
Oh, we might be family. We might see a fight here. The other guys are coming in.
I thought so. There's a Sarah over there. Oh, they're fighting, they're fighting. Oh,
big head. Oh, they killed him! They killed the bear one! Be ready to pounce the little
one wait this might be a good moment
Hey hey hey hey hey!
Wait wait don't just eat it we gotta take the organs out!
Come over here come over here!
Okay okay!
So you walk up to it and you left click the body
Until the body's open
Watch out!
Not good I'm dead!
Oh I'm alive!
Oh I'm alive I'm alive!
Oh
Love clicking I love clicking when it opened up you press G on the body and you can pull out the organs. Oh
Yeah, I got one nice now eat that organ
So if something's not on your diet, you can rip the organs out and eat it and you can still get the benefits
Oh my gosh watch out
You see him you see him
Where right there those big ones? Oh my god
Wait, we're about to see a big fight. I think guys are trying to
Wait they're gonna go they're gonna go fight each other they're gonna fight each other
Holy shit, oh, they're gonna he's gonna feel the baby I think
No wait they're friends
What they're fucking friends
What
There's no way we're seeing this
This is called mix, this is called mix packing, it's people getting a discord, they play different
dinos and they work together, the entire community of the aisle hates these motherfuckers.
What is that?
Fucking assholes, what the?
What the hell?
Yeah, this is called mix packing.
We got like a hundred of us fuck these guys, let's kill them all.
Yeah.
We'll kill him.
We want some of this!
Hit the 3-cow down.
The THOUSAND THOUSAND more on the way!
Damn it.
You gotta kill those ones. You gotta kill those ones.
Yeah, it's always bad to see this.
Well, it took our food.
Fucking bastards.
I'll turn up my game a little bit. Yeah.
Yeah, I see you. You're scouting girls in 4k.
watch that watch that
This is disgusting
Hey, look at him, look at him
I would even spit in their direction
Our raptor meeting raptor meeting over here guys
On the rock on the rock do not fall in the water boys
We're out to meet the other rods, we're out to meet the other rods, alright, watch all
the raptors are adjourned, we'll talk this over.
All right
Look at those pussy ass Packers
Mix Packers, yeah
Okay, yeah, yeah fucking Packers wait, yeah, they're starting to they're starting to go back to land we can go and fuck them up again, baby
maybe. We can kill the two fat ones. We just keep pying away. Yeah, let's follow them. Let's
follow them. Come on, rap. Come on, rap. Meeting adjourned. Good, good work. Meeting adjourned.
Come on, raptor family. We must make it our pack's goal to kill these two assholes. Yes.
Yes. 100 is bigger. If we die trying, we die trying, but we must attend. For the
the greater good all for one and one for all
they're not good they're not good we can we can beat this is this is our is
this a friend of ours I'm not too sure a rapper I can't tell
are you a friend is that a friend
All right boys, let's start biting these motherfuckers.
Fucking Packers.
They all death sitting.
I wasn't thinking I'd drink this all night.
Fucking Packers.
Dammit.
Cheaters.
Don't try to go in.
I did a little jump and I did a little jump in.
Nice.
Nice Bobby.
Wait, which one do you use for your second rotation show the top one?
I did the health one.
Oh
These hit each other they hit each other focus this one on the on the left side left side just got hit by his boy
Which was the health one?
You're doing the wrong attack
What am I talking about?
There's a hundred of these.
Oh my gosh, they're moving back towards the water to get help from their friends.
This way.
I'm gonna get re-jacked.
Hey guys, wait.
Careful, Genji, watch out.
I just confirmed with you that I'm doing the right attack.
Which one is it?
I'm looking at him.
That's what I did, that's what I did, that's fine.
No, I don't want to attack an enemy.
I look at them, I right click one time, I then click no other buttons and then press space to jump off.
That's right.
Look at these packers.
Yo, what's up Greek?
We're playing a bunch of different games, it's just our start for the night.
Oh my god.
Yeah, they're walking back to the crocs.
Oh, oh, oh, you want to make what you want to miss?
Are you watching me?
Two fact me, two quick me.
Y'all keep doing that.
I'm keeping an eye on these.
I'm a circus.
You hit right now's button while pounds to cause more bleed.
You do right click a ton of time.
because why don't we just stay on their butt what do they do about it they can
hit if you press all so you can do it right now press all and look in a
direction and that direction is where you'll attack
watch out
oh my god
there's a turtle right here can we kill the turtle
I'll be watching
I should we team up with the turtle
we can't kill the turtle we can
Oh look at that turtle over there!
No way!
Watch out!
Gronk is coming Genji!
I'm going to kill the turtle!
No!
I really need food.
Gingy, watch out.
I know, but I needed food so bad.
Can we not kill the crocodile?
Guys, guys, the other two bad ones are separated.
I should go for one now.
There's one right here, there's one right here.
Watch out.
There could be another dinosaur in the water, peanut.
It's a jerk.
There's three of them.
them. I say it might be time to pull back. I eat food. I eat food. Yeah. All right. We
hear the call right here. I'll be talking right here. Yeah, let's get out of here.
There's no killing these cats. Okay. The power of the mix back. How guys, but there's
so many of us. What can we get? We can kill. We could kill the both of those things.
to us we can kill we can kill the the ones on the land if they didn't have the
dinosaurs is watching them every time they bleed they'll just walk into the
water they're just wasting our time the hutch ggp you need to go into settings
go to gameplay and click manual all the time
watch out on you guys watch out oh Larry fishermen
What the hell is he doing?
He's riding dirty!
Oh my gosh, they have a third one.
Larry, you hit it!
You hit it, Larry!
They have a third one.
Oh my gosh, there's no way.
Gameplay and manual alt attacks?
On me help, I was on his ass.
Alright to the pond. Back to the pond, back to the pond. We also just need, we need to be larger, you know, like we're only 50% grown. If we were 100, we would do a lot more damage. We gotta get better diet, we gotta keep eating, keep getting deers, keep those things at 100%.
Okay, okay, let's get some deers and then we'll go back and we'll kill them. Agreed. I'm in on that. There's a deer somewhere around me, yeah, on me.
By the way, can drag join up?
Well, you'll find them like we found you
I'm a super I don't think you know how to do any of this
Wait, who are you gonna kill?
It's right here.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We need numbers.
So many raptors.
Let's get a little bit of water and then we'll get some beer.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, let's get some water.
Everyone line up.
Line up around the log.
Get some water.
A little bit of water.
All right, a little bit of water.
Gotta stay hydrated.
Mm-hmm.
little ones in the front protect the big ones
all right eat these gastros on the ground too okay the gasses I'm not
Just the rocks wait eat these right here. You know eat this heart right here
Or someone else you small guy
the guide
What gas rose you see that bird right there in the sky peanut yeah, that's a player as well
That that's a real guy yeah, that's a player
There's so many of us.
Why is it rotating around us though?
Can I kill it?
So here's the problem.
I don't know that this is happening, but some mix packs will have a bird that will fly over groups of people so that they can keep track of where we're at on the map.
what this game is sweaty we call it a UAV
we have that guy join the discord and give us UAV cobs
we would if that's what we do drag what we have back to the head
drag we use a UAV sir
You like poop on people like an AC 130.
Oh, you can peck them though.
I'm so proud of our Raptor family.
This is great.
I'm so proud of our Raptor family.
All right, let's keep looking for food, let's get gastros and then go and look for some
more food.
I know, I know.
I am.
Oh, okay.
We can chill for a little bit longer then.
I always have to get more food quick.
Yeah, as you get larger, it gets harder.
Oh, we can kill that.
What?
We can kill that.
Let's do it.
That's a Sarah.
Let's go over corner.
That's a corner.
This way.
I heard him call.
Come on, Raptor family.
Come on.
Remember guys, if you guys see us,
they're spamming one call.
I
Know's counter us guys that we eat there's a fucking 50 of us, okay? Nothing counters us
We can't win with 50 of us. We suck
Yeah, shut up Ross, man. We got a thousand raptors
Nobody stopping us
I
Be honest there's so many I'm trying to thin the pack a little bit anyways
No, no, we need a bigger pack. We need to be as big as possible. All right, let's go a thousand raptors
I want to be unstoppable
Look at how I wrapped this and I wrapped it
I'm just happy.
Where did you go?
Oh, there you go.
We're gonna go to the migration zone.
We're gonna be out of Sam.
J?
Stop in, uh, chill soon, Jim.
J, when you're completely out, just let us know.
We'll stop.
It doesn't show I have any STEM but I'm still running.
I don't know if that's good.
Well she can't die from it so it's not like oh you gotta stop, she's gonna die.
Which is good.
We should stop saying.
I might have run out of food.
You're about to run out of food?
Yeah I'm almost out of food.
Oh no.
This might be a bad idea.
I can't run.
I'm gonna stand up. I'm gonna stand up.
Alright, let's get some stamina.
Well, we're here in it called, but we're not finding it.
We need to get food. What's your food at?
How low is it?
About five percent.
Always cloudy said the corner was by him.
Let's go kill him.
We gotta get stamina.
Clowdy, get us to the Highlands so we can get food.
We all eat and then we go and hunt.
That's the plan.
Wait, what?
I can get more stamina.
Yeah.
Let's just get all the stamina, we'll get all the stamina, then we'll go get you
food.
Peanut eats first.
before peanut I'm killing you no hunch when the rap eat when I eat all my
raptors died at my table I don't eat until every last raptor has eaten can we
can we for the next time we play this game can we get you like you ever see
one of those little like dinosaur outfits we need to get you in one of those I
can do that I can do that I've got a turkey outfit with a turkey for now you
don't do chickens are the closest relatives the Raptors
I'll do oh yeah I'll do the turkey out of bed okay okay all right this is this is kind of like the dinosaur
all right
And you...
RAAAAAGH!
Oh, this one's fuckin' me, this one's fuckin' me!
Bobby brought you some food.
You need to leave his number on the bedside table.
Oh, thank you, Bobby.
It's a kind raptor right there.
I raised him right.
He's a grown man.
See the games? The games pretty fun, right?
Right college soon now when you get good at it
Like when next time when we play now that you guys are like understand the game
Sarah's those are so much fun to play to make people throw up
Are you gonna stamina
Genji where's yours that
Hey, watch can I pick something? Yeah, when we leak the server and so everybody joins his raptors we get a thousand rap
Up to you peanut. There's already mix packers on this server. So fuck it
Okay, what was it USA 10 or something? Yeah
It might already be filled up. It might not even be more space. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is 10. I don't know
There's any more space. Oh you say good. You should get
It might crash the server by clicking on it
Oh, it's full. Oh, it's ready for a dirty ball. Oh, all right. We're ready to move. Oh
No, I'm just good. All right when you're running peanut when the claw when you're about to start hitting those two little claws
Stop running them walk
I'm gonna end that boy.
Alright, pocket, just keep running.
I'm walking, I'm walking.
Oh, I'm stuck in a tree.
Like, Cloudy might be on somebody.
Why can't I move past that?
Oh, shit.
That's a chicken.
Oh, that's killing!
Alright, perfect.
Oh, sorry.
Uh-oh, bad news. I think it's just bugged out.
What?
Oh, no, we're okay.
What?
Chicken
Little it's like a you gotta find a little spot right on me at this spot
Well you guys eat them go look around
One second Bobby, I gotta stop this bleed.
Oh, well, be big and dry.
What about this chicken right here?
You sure that can still eat it though?
I
Hot your chicken right here beer. I think I saw that chicken over there. Yeah, but it might be bugged out
Alrighty, I'm good. I'm gonna go look for an actual
Yeah, you're something big like a few rats
Okay
You something massive
We're gonna go towards the migrations zone. There might be fires over there.
You had chicken and aloe vera this morning, didn't you?
Is that an aloe sauce I smell on you, bro?
Oh, my shiver's a little good.
I'm just gonna get over the tilt and I'll lay down.
As they are again.
Oh thank you all this cloudy.
Thank you good chair.
Every kind of you young man.
Oh, Mr. Always Cloudy. Mr. Always Cloudy.
You're five Raptors.
You're not even going to try this.
I just wanted to share this with you, Cardi.
let's keep on keeping on chat listen there's certain people where you explain
how games work and there's certain people you just let them spread their
little peanut flaps and fly peanut is one of those people where you let them
spread those little peanut flips and fly I'm just a matter how many times
he ain't never gonna be running any moment now
something on our right hutch wait where on our right where is your hand
What's he saying?
Oh.
It takes a long time to get you to stand on the back of him. I might use his ex-mutation on that.
I think I missed my first mutation because I didn't know about it.
Ah, perfect, perfect.
Oh, Gordo, on me!
Wait, somebody bite me to their groove.
I need help!
I'm so bored!
I'm coming!
I don't know when are you leaving!
Where are you guys running?
Why are you guys running?!
There you go, Gumball!
Gumball, Gumball!
My gosh!
We got you, Gumball!
Where!
Get over there!
Jump on them!
Raer's dying!
On me!
Gumball!
Go!
We got you, Hunts Raptor!
Append him!
Protect me!
Jump!
Dead!
Other Q are in front of us!
Oh, these are weird!
Where are they?
They just killed Rare and the bush.
Rare's dead!
No!
In the bush, in the bush!
They're in the bush.
oh they just killed rare in the bush rare dead no in the bush in the bush
they're in the bush bodies looking at one as you only is this one is one is
wise you wouldn't yeah I'm bleeding up leading my game just my game just
crash oh no oh that is not a good spot to crash I think yeah protect Gigi protect
Gigi yeah we got him we got him
did you kill him we went down with that one we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna
we'll save we're saved Gigi you should be able to join right back in I'm
pretty sure there's a crash cryo queue you're so live I see right there you
You're taking some hits from that guy right there.
Oh my god, I thought I was dead.
I thought I was dead.
Wait, me?
He was hitting me?
Yeah, you guys were in an epic battle.
Oh no, I can't connect.
Why is it not connecting?
Wait, is this how I fix my bleeding or no?
Wait, is there a raptor pinning another raptor?
No, that's a raptor pitting a carnator stories
Okay, good work all right all dead
I think the server is full. I don't know I can't connect
Crash queue chat. I thought there's a crash queue
There is trying
Here's your crash keys.
My game fully closed.
Well, Peanut, you're really fucked at this time.
Well, I do that then.
I do that then.
All right, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to test the largest we can find, die,
Go to the next year
Are you ready?
Why is my bleeding being fixed he's got a way you'll tell the possible
Yeah, I think you fix it we can always log out and keep these here for another day
Okay, we can do that sure
I
Don't feel this is you can't turn up. We'll log out. We'll save for another day. I'm gonna try again
All right, I
You push I already got the next game lined up. I already got the next game lined up
Thanks party game only line up sweet
We're doing good. That was crazy. I thought we were cuckooed right now. We're trying to
to an end, they give you the data in the position of bail and only fix it in time.
My tissue's really out!
Are you kidding me?
He's feeding out! He's feeding out!
He's dying!
There's no time for pain in Jesus Christ!
There's nothing we can do.
Just protect Jindy at all costs.
On his phone.
What was that?
Keep trying.
Yeah, keep trying, keep trying.
It's a loud door.
I'll have to pay a beat.
Ah, Starfork. Fuck you.
I'm sorry.
It's a scary storm.
I have 3,000 hours in this game, hope you've got too much info.
People love this game.
I don't get my vision.
Oh, you scared me, Larry.
You're gonna be a smoker again.
Yeah, the smooth spoofy.
All right.
Put that twigle there.
I'm gonna get you.
The premise of this game is that it was like Jurassic Park.
There used to be a containment facility and then all of us broke out and killed all the humans.
At one point the goal was to get humans in the game.
And then people would be running around trying to fight those dinosaurs as well.
I'm going to blow a ship up, you guys.
DJ, how many of you love your second?
I think you said you're going to love your second.
Come on in.
What percentage are you at?
I'm looking at 58.999.
Not bad, I'm at 73 right now.
Am I not? I'm at 70 minutes?
Yeah, you're at like 70 in minimum.
You should be fine, Jinky. You should be fine.
You're just gonna, when we log back in, you're gonna log in and fuck it up.
What's with this little guy? He's trying to attack us! He's trying to attack us!
That's right, close out.
Like if they're way too fixed, it's like why can't I connect?
Because they removed you, you just have to keep moving.
Ramster party! Ramster party!
This one that's attended! Ramster party! Ramster party!
Well, there goes our stamina again.
Ah, that was a bad one.
One less bound to feed. Yeah, time to go to sleep.
On to the deathstab of party game time!
hold H so you can sleep hold it hold it
GG's everyone thank you
GG's after GG's
everybody log out so you can come and join our family once again later
we'll play another game and we'll tour back up
we got everybody so easy
thank you everyone lost lost after night can sleep
no you won't have to ginger you're already good you're either dead or you're
gonna be in the same state if you log in
what do you mean I'm already here yeah you just got the flip flip the coin on
that one ah you'll be fine you'll be fine
I
Haven't tested it, but I heard it's
Alrighty
I begin I already got a download you guys are playing it downloaded. Yeah, $13 I
I that sounds about right. Yeah. All righty. Roadside research. Here we go. I'm
going to swap my tires. Give me one quick second here. One moment, boys. One
moment. Oh, Gav, are you around? Roadside research. Okay, so it's letting me log in again.
Oh, let's see if you were live.
Oh, that's great.
Justin, the nick of time.
I know, but I want to see if I can at least like make it go to sleep.
Oh.
Okay.
Um, how do.
Oh, I am like bleeding heavily.
Okay, um, how do oh, I am like bleeding heavily okay, as long as you go to sleep just to hold press H to lay down then hold H you go to sleep.
That's a quick download I'm good for download it.
the
rap to party
the album
does that T-shirt say goopers?
right there say goopers no way I didn't say goopers is that is that motion
that motion or coincidence I think that's motion I don't even have that
shirt my short say goopers bro my short say goopers my shirt doesn't but my
shorts do you short say goopers yes that's motion that's motion right there
You have to get dragged for this one by the way. Where the hell is Dragad?
Dragad!
Dragad! Dragad!
Where's he at? Is he in here? Is he in here?
Oh, we're just playing a bunch of different games today.
Are you still here?
Convinced your dental most, ain't you?
Where's Dragad? Where's Dragad?
I
Try out over one is an overwatch just Valorant
No, no, no very different very different. Okay. Okay. It's a hero shooter. Oh
Wait, what's that other hero should I explain what Tim yesterday?
Yeah, the over is the Marvel rivals. Yeah, those are the exact same type of game
Tim turned into a giant lady and stepped on me.
Then I paid him $10.
All right.
Oh yeah, I don't know if Dragun's here.
I was hoping he'd be here to join up
when we switched to this game.
I don't know where he went.
Wee!
He's slacking on the job.
Who the hell is Dragun?
He's pooping, little poopy.
Is he streaming? Is he streaming or no?
No, I don't think so.
Shit. Okay, all right, whatever.
I would just, would just go without him.
Okay.
So what is this? Is this, is this what you're saying
is the same thing as the party, the bar, Liars Bar?
No, no, that's something else. This is,
I have no idea what this is.
Good, good.
I, as, I understand it from a 30 second video
that I skipped half of in the Steam run store page.
Yeah.
and we run a gas station.
I love it.
And then there's like men in black guys
that know we're aliens.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Tom's great.
Tom.
This but I'm sure we'll figure it out.
Well, we're studying humans.
You see, I'll see what they do.
Lakewood, thank you, bro.
You guys, you guys keep open.
Yep, mine's open. I'm ready for an invite.
I'm opening it right now.
I'm seeing you guys a quick invite.
Okay.
You game. I'm naming it.
We'll give a name to your gas station. Which one do we need my gas station?
The Goop Mart.
Goop Mart.
Good thinking. Good thinking.
Thank you. You see my mixtures hangs? Here we go.
You working? Maybe something? I can hear you.
At least we're good. Okay.
How are you guys in here?
I do not know.
Oh man, appreciate you man.
Friends, J&Z, odds, but come on in boys, the one is fine.
Oh, even though Goop on on the side.
This is the start of a beautiful business.
We're gonna run this thing, we're gonna make millions here.
I'm coming in, I'm coming in.
Oh my god, he's hot!
Oh my gosh, you're a wild in the game, holy.
Hello. Oh my god. Wait, are we talking in game or?
Oh, no, I guess so. Everybody mute discord.
Well, well, well.
Well, I got these right. Here we go. OK.
Got you so beautiful.
I like your tone.
I don't even know what I look like.
You look like the meme guy where he's pointing back to something.
Do you see that one?
I have boobs.
I look down and I have boobies.
We hired OGG was a girl.
I don't know.
That's crazy.
How did they know you guys were guys?
I had a fancy way of walking there, partner.
got a fancy way of walking there partner got some pizzazz in your step why do you
have an echo I think it's bouncing off the mountain walls
well let's go get our shop started
oh thank you made it to earth sign I'll help you set up don't have me down
out again. Oh, we're already failures.
Where'd you see that at?
I'm not reading all that, and she went to me.
My product used to touch speed into alien back room.
This is the toilet.
Is there a car outside?
What's that? Is this the-
Who the hell is this guy?
Why are you posting the pictures on the TV again?
He's sexy, he's sexy!
Alright, let me buy something.
How do you do this?
There's someone in the store.
I got this.
Oh, fucking kill him!
Get out, we're not ready yet.
It clearly says in the top left the store is closed, you jackass.
Wait.
Uh, we have...
We're using 90... 90 dollars T?
You just said buy all the T that we can!
All the T's here!
Holy crap!
Good work, Hodge!
Thank you, thank you!
What is this thing?
Here we go!
Oh my gosh!
Do we throw the bosses back in the truck?
I don't know, I threw mine on the ground.
Fuck it.
How are you doing?
F.
F? Oh, you got it?
Oh, you get the Russian tea?
All right.
Oh, wait.
Oh, I got it.
We are officially open.
Come on in.
We got tea.
That's it.
I'm our first customer.
Go away your empty delivery box into the dump shirt.
We're gonna put the FDB everybody sit it up here.
Shit.
Oh.
Do work, do work.
Serve customers!
The customer sir would you like some tea?
Neither of them would tea.
She needs...
He's either corn or tampon.
He's like, yeah it's exactly what we gotta get if you want some tea.
Would you like some tea?
Would you would you like some tea?
Oh
We got a couple guys who want to hear
You have customers only
You cannot use the restroom unless you pay
The price is too high. Oh my god, it's $570. P. That pressed one
Why would you guys make this? What are you guys doing?
Oh, press three, press three!
Oh, shit.
How are you doing that?
I think we should put it, I think we should set the price somewhere below $3,578.
Why would you set the price like that in the first place?
Come on in.
You like some t-shirt?
Okay, we may have made a mistake investing in tea.
Who's in the bathroom?
You did my tea, get out of there!
Dr. Lover Payton, that's it, I'm hitting the shimmy side on you.
You want it, you want it, you asked for this, buddy.
And you asked for it, you asked for this, buddy.
I just saw her put stuff in her pocket.
Oh, she wants to buy tea.
Oh, no.
Thank you so much.
3T.
Oh, fuck.
You got cash or cars?
Cash.
She gave us total 4.99.
She gave us 5.
We gotta give her a penny.
I'll get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of our store
oh thank you a package of tea you do the numbers out there
I'm gonna go see if we can buy it in the Alps.
Okay, so there's no Poggle?
Can you?
Poggle?
Can you?
Laser guide?
You got the $600 stack!
Well, it doesn't look like we're getting there.
I'm gonna get some cereal.
I'll make it some cereal.
Thank you so much.
Come back.
Thank you for coming.
I'm selling you a four-fig of tea.
I need five dollars!
Someone buy tea!
Oh, hello.
Welcome into our store.
It's aggressive marketing.
It's a place of five dollars, so it's easier to catch people out of it.
How do I know if I'm on Google here?
It's five dollars!
Can you guys hear me?
Yes, Gen G.
You can buy gas if you want.
What about the other one?
I don't know.
What about now?
I can hear you.
What?
How do I do?
How do I use the top of my arm?
Your car's coming from the Huff & Dime.
We got tea, we got tea.
You know me, we got tea.
Come get your tea here.
No smoking on the premises!
Oh, thank you.
I'm feeling pretty good, I'm feeling pretty good, I'm feeling pretty good, I'm feeling
I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling my whole day for me. So I could get a quick up. Come on. I'll step on that
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. You're a very kind man. So would you like a hub?
I'm working over here
There you go!
Now get the fuck out of here!
That one's free, but next one? Where's he going?
He paid, he's okay, he can shit.
Oh, wait, he's mad, he's mad at us!
What?!
Now he's getting sturdy in front of the meter!
Hope he's happy now.
Have a good day, guys.
Goodbye to Gasoline on above.
Okay, go fill up our gas with gasoline.
Okay, need diesel.
Maybe check the other side.
Oh yeah.
You're thinking.
Wait, let me go throw this away.
I need all the types of gas.
We need diesel, we need diesel.
Who comes to the gas station
for cereal?
Buy RT!
Oh
Not hold on I
See me up charger. We need more. We need more revenue cash flow in this business
I'm afraid go raise the prices. Oh, I raise the prices. We're going for six dollars each
He's fucking pissed he's fucking pissed about the price ages. It is what it's you really don't have six dollars
Who even is this guy?
Dude, why are people throwing trash in our building?
There's just trash on the ground everywhere.
Somebody throw out the trash! Disrespectful consumers!
What the hell is this?
What? What is this on the ground?
somebody pooped it for the ball RT I think that was you oh your pants are dirty
like it oh I wear pants you can give them where
heads you wear your pants okay good good it literally looks like the color of
the ground right here I think you can't yourself if we're not making enough
We're not. Order a can of diesel.
That's why we have color green and blue.
This is a gas station, not a protest.
We must be in California.
That's for paid customers only, buddy!
Paid customers only!
only
Oh, there we go
He's fucking face damn it guys. We need cereal. I don't know why
I'm buying cereal do we want multi grain?
Do we want multi grain?
They're mostly great. It's healthier. Mm-hmm. We need more money
You're gonna be spying on that thing!
You know what?
Fucking shut up!
Can somebody make us some money please?
If someone just buy something, ma'am, buy literally anything!
I'll suck you in the bathroom for six dollars!
Oh she wants tea, she wants tea!
Sell it!
Oh, the cash card!
If it's card, overcharge your ass!
I don't know if it's card or cash!
Watch out!
Card! Card! Card! Card!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
100 bucks! 100 bucks! 100 bucks! 100 bucks!
Ain't correct payment, fuck!
Ah, damn it! Damn it!
What if we did $7?
No, we can't scam them
Get the fuck out of here
Do we stop clicking the back button?
Here we go, there you are man. Just like you do. I was going to take a shit
I know you got
She's shaking I'm stuck in here
Help! Help!
Help!
You nasty bastard!
Goodness gracious!
What?
She got flies.
What's this?
You get money from selling stuff. I mean going stuff away
Wait, what is that?
It's to clean the dirty spots. You know, I'm gonna clean your face. Thank you
The price of tea you do
If someone closed the damn shop
$6 is a reasonable price for tea
Hey, who is it to 664?
God, what do you...
Damn...
Give me that!
Hey, that's not right!
I gotta put it back!
No!
No! God, please!
Stop doing this!
Pina, stop it!
Oh my gosh!
This is how we clean our store!
You know, we clean your fucking brain!
I like how Genji is extremely quiet or extremely loud and it's completely red.
It's my favorite.
He's fucking me again.
Is my mic cutting in and out?
I have no idea what's going on.
Well, give me one of those shoes. Give me one of those shoes. Give me that.
Get off my shoe.
Somebody was complaining that the mirror was too dirty.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Oh, oh, oh.
Pick me up a little bit.
Oh, pick me up a little bit.
Oh, oh. I'll get the little lab, the lab little dirty.
Hey, where you going?
I don't know.
I'm just thinking of Ron here.
Why is it no customers?
Boilers are claimed.
In the day.
In the day?
end the day. Oh, I would often put a piece of paper on my face, not God. Oh, what the
hell? We, what happened? We ended the day. We ended the day. It was over dollars dollars.
Big day. Big day. Big day. All right, we can split one Big Mac between all of us.
Good good or a big arch. He could do a big arch. I'm saying I'll try and order a big arch just again tonight
I've got that I've got that
on the next day
But we can resell some of our tea back to the supplier. Let me see
We lost eighty seven dollars
You gotta spend money to make money body
Can we can we sell anything?
Oh
Got cheap
customer
We're where we wait maybe we can like make them feel special when they come in so they're more likely to buy stuff I
Love you
You're so great.
Dammit! Serial!
Dammit!
Why does every fucker that walked in here want serial?
I mean, what if we just make the t- only who keeps increasing the price on t-
Who is doing this?
They're buying it, they're buying it.
Yep, look at this customer.
$8? What an idiot!
Why does it hurt?
Get him! Get him! Get him!
I said, customers are not happy with us.
I don't care.
See you later!
And fuck yourself, good sir.
Yep. Fuck yourself, good sir.
Go your $8.00 Tee, pussy.
Get AIDS and die.
By the way, that was not Tee.
That was an improvised explosive device, good sir.
Yeah, yeah, tick tick boom motherfucker
Oh my gosh, you can almost afford one box of cereal
Oh, we got another customer
How is serious serial that expensive?
Come on in we just need one more sale. We put it this thing we get money for it
We got a customer get ready to buy cereal
Oh
We go we go under don't get the cereal order
We don't want to-
What the fuck?
I'm out of the cereal, I'm out of the cereal!
Genji's mad about it being dirty in here!
What? I was just cleaning!
I get the fuck out of here!
Hey!
My diesel?
No, we need cereal!
There's all this shit you can eat you piece of shit.
Fuck you.
They won't let me steal your jackass.
Set the prices.
Only crap.
Set the prices at the fuel pumps.
Pay not you jackass.
What do you mean?
I see prizes.
I'm upping everything by 10%
You're thinking, you're thinking
Wait, it looks like we're the only gas station for a hundred miles. So what are they gonna do?
They're lovin' the cereal. They're lovin' the cereal. Oh shit. Oh shit. How we got a belly button?
Thank you for your page in it, ma'am.
I'll give you a little peck on the mouth.
I think he likes me.
Alright, I'm gonna go put this box in that other box.
Thank you, good sir. Come back again.
Alright, more tea.
Thank you.
Good job working, good job working!
They're loving this shit!
Holy crap!
Got it, Bob!
Oh, hold on, ma'am.
I gotta make you surprised with that.
I'm 538.
You buy them in price, cereal.
Wait, hold up!
What happened to the gate?
Wait. Oh, my God.
I just thought of a perfect idea.
Tell me.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god when they come in no no we wait to one grabs a box of cereal off the counter
It doesn't work. It doesn't work
Go give me a box of whole grain
The other cereal I
Think did you just explode it outside? I don't know what that noise was. I didn't explode. I was inside that whole time
We don't have any money!
Very soon.
Shit.
You know, I'm really glad you guys are streamers, because you guys don't know how to make money on a retail shop.
We made $26, Genji.
We got the money to get it!
The people want cereal!
Get the fuck out of here!
Give blue hair and pussy!
Did we buy it?
She beggin' for it.
Oh, we only have ten dollars.
Hello?
You quiet laugh.
Wait, who just said hello?
I don't know, huh?
Hello?
What the hell's going on?
Where's that?
Am I going crazy?
Oh, it's drag!
Fire!
Dude, I'm going fucking nuts!
I think it's in the discord
You got boobies
I got tits
I don't know what it's. Why are
you copying me? Why do you sound
like an angel? What? We got we
got to consolidate the shot.
Move on. How do we do that? I
don't know. Pick it up and put
it over to another spot. Um
we all put our minds together.
We need an empty box.
Oh.
I don't have an empty box.
What?
What's X?
$50 received.
Wait.
Oh, wait.
I got it.
Wait.
Oh.
I don't...
What happened to our stuff?
Oh my gosh, there it is.
What's happening?
What the fuck is going on?
Wait, how do you...
Somebody needs to clean off the shelves somehow.
I don't know how to do it.
Somebody needs to pump the fucking gas.
I can't do everything.
Whoa!
Get the hell out of here!
Whoa! Wait a minute!
Fuck yeah!
Fabricant! Fuck yeah!
USA! USA! Thank you very much, and be happy!
You see that all it does is 28 now the gas we need to give gas to somebody. Oh, I got you
She needs a diesel
Is it going
I
Oh
You are sure
Hey, you are sure on your way down gave him thirty seven dollars worth of diesel. He only paid thirty six dollars
There's...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ha ha ha ha
That means I'm gonna buy these three
P's on this bottom shelf
Someone needs to come over here and get these three out to south here
Oh! Oh!
I don't, I... I...
I need to put this bucket in there and put it in this bucket
What's the time here?
You got some diesel?
I got some diesel
Oh
What's up? What's up?
We're making money we're making money big sale there
Wait, when we said all the cheap prices to like 50 cents that way they just buy shit on it
Maybe it's actually not a bad idea
I was saying that a car with a 92 cent
A boulder, 92 cents, 90 cents.
Now watch the customers come a-flockin'.
Watch the customers come a-flockin'.
We got a tea sale here, 50 cent tea, come get your tea.
Are you sure this doesn't work?
Cause I'm like 99 cents there,
but you just got a couple prices.
What is that guy buyin' for?
I'm sorry sir, it's my first day on the job.
The hell is happening?
You watched 87, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
The door's closed.
I'm doing it right now.
What do you mean?
Oh, my god.
Take me with you.
They're holding me hostage.
Oh, my god.
Oh.
Now we can move the shell.
Are you dead?
I think we lost much in a rough
day. I'm ending the day.
$250. $250. That's great news.
Oh, I'm gonna get a new shelf.
How do I do that?
Here we go.
Put this one right here.
There we go.
And I got a whole new shelf.
Store this right there.
I was gonna buy a radio for us to listen to music, jackass.
I'm sorry, my bad, my bad. We'll get out the next one. We'll get out the next one.
We'll set this to $6 like you do.
Let's keep the box. Let's keep the box.
How do you put stuff in the box?
I don't think you can.
Brett, how do you...
Oh, there we go.
No more tea for anyone.
We're going to make the top shelf all tea.
And this shelf is going to be for cereal.
We're open!
Yeah, there we go
We'll put the box right there where all the customers walk track. What the hell are you doing?
Wait, you're Genji. Sorry five dollars track. What are you doing out here?
Seven fifty
I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay, well how much did you give him?
Two dollars and fifty cents.
Wait.
Did she use it?
She just...
She didn't pay for that!
Yeah, she did!
Y'all are on and off!
Yes, huh! She gave me five dollars!
You're coming here and poopin' our toilet not by a damn thing, fuck you!
And she's angry! And she's angry!
Okay, straight to the pooper.
Alright, okay.
DJ, shit! What the hell's wrong with you, woman?
Disrespect her.
She's just she's flying up ahead doing her makeup. Okay, she probably thought drac was good-looking outside
Really?
Shut up drac
Why sound different?
He's not like an alien!
Here we go, he's fine.
He's human. Fine!
Fine, yes!
I'll handle this one, I'll handle this one!
Two dollars!
Fifty cents!
Well
That's a leaking memorial coin
50 years to be with 52 cents. Oh
Hell yeah, one of you just doped all over the floor
Regulate at least regularly and it's lots of fun. You would find a nasty so clean up
Otherwise it would get suspicious
Don't worry ma'am. I'll get you
you why are you trying to give her $20 thank you fuck is going on here I think
there's an agent in here careful someone poop next to the water machine I think I
might be sorry dad eat that eat that eat that we'll put this in the thing to
I'm gonna give this money for trash for some reason.
Okay.
Where's that shoe with the sponge at the bottom?
Thank you.
DJ!
What?
This is the bathroom where they always are.
Here we go.
Poop, poop.
Hi.
Peanuts.
Now I didn't poop that was hot.
Sorry.
Well there's another spot outside.
I'm off pooped offside!
That was drag.
Sorry.
That's okay Jack, we all make mistakes.
I'm buying your radio.
I don't know.
Oh god.
Where'd you poop?
I didn't see it.
It's right here.
You peed in your car, man.
Oh.
It's right there.
Oh I see it.
Wait Jack, why do you...
Why do you pee in your car, man?
Oh.
It's right there.
Oh I see it.
Wait Jack, why do you...
Why do you pee in your car, man?
Why do you why do you have that I bought a radio? I don't know where it is
You have come with me
Hey, where'd the radio go?
There you go. Everybody make me
Can you go check on the radio I thought I bought it
Of course, of course!
You should deliver these.
Where do you buy a radio ad?
I'm going back in. I'm going to try and buy one again.
Oh.
Right here. I bought it. It says $50. Purchased.
Fair.
I don't see why.
Before they got to the bathroom!
Right?
Somebody hit it right before the bathroom.
Sorry.
Sometimes you just can't make it.
That's okay.
I've got this one.
Here we go.
Oh, I can buy it in the construction tab.
Where's the boombox at?
Oh, there it is.
Oh my goodness. Oh that's lovely. That's lovely. Oh wow.
Why'd you don't mind if I get down real quick do ya?
Don't mind it all. Why we bought it.
Why'd you don't mind if I get sturdy do ya?
Check me out. Check me out.
Let me take you out.
Oh, wow, you hit that thing, you hit that thing.
Man, cereal is the best investment you've ever made.
Fuck yeah.
We need to re-up.
That's your P-Box, I'll get you to wear it.
We got $227,000.
I've played for $2,000, right?
You want to raise up the dollars?
Up the price and restock
These people are too happy
You see the yellow one or the other one?
What is wrong with the yellow one?
What's your problem?
Here we go.
I got the syrup box! I got the syrup box!
Here we go.
We're doing pretty good!
Have you seen anything else we can get?
Oh
Get another water cooler
Thank you for claiming me
Is someone mad the register here we go
It's good
Here we go.
It ain't pooped!
Sorry!
I'm finished.
Now, now they can't mistake it. That's the cashier's gas.
We're not done.
Are you thinking
I'm looking all right, okay
Prices she chief the market price for her black tea is four dollars and seventy four cents
Okay on cereal is four seventeen. We're selling it for five dollars. We got a jack that shit up
mm-hmm multi-grain is 445 we're selling it for six dollars jack it up all prices
jacked up who's burning the captain sir oh shit I don't know what I'm doing
Oh, Jack, if I sub, I'm gonna make the serial $10.
Here we go.
$10.
Like this one, $10.
Good.
Here we go.
$10.50, and it'll make the key $10.
Where's this shoe over here?
I dropped it. I dropped it.
I threw it over there to the right.
Got it.
What the hell?
Oh, we got an axe tray?
The smokers?
What's this in there?
What do you like about this?
What do you like about this anywhere?
Oh, there we go.
Oh, that was waste.
Oh, a garbage can.
We've got a gas bomb.
We've got a gas bomb?
At least it has to be the green.
It has to be the green one.
Let's do the 8am for $5.
I'm up the gas prices
Both the gas prices
Hi, hi prices
$10 a gallon welcome to California jackass
Here we go
We need to refill our gasoline.
No, we're all good with the numbers you're looking good.
Okay.
All right, let's end the day.
Good work, everyone.
Good work out there, boys.
Thank you.
Nice.
No!
You say the insane $10 a gallon?
Of 70 bucks!
$536!
It ain't pretty good!
And we're open!
You gotta get the poo out, gotta get the poo out to dig in.
Poo pooped outside, peanut!
Oh, that was such a tie!
You've been the best one!
Track the trash in the parking lot!
Oh no!
Yeah, okay, that's okay.
I know, okay, I can get it.
I'm coming!
Wait, this is the trash can.
The trash bagging me.
Get out of here, lady! Get out of here!
Don't mind him, he's off his meds. Oh, fuck you, lady!
What'd I say?
Broke he!
Are they buying serious stuff?
Yes, and get another cashier's table if you want the cashier with me.
Howdy boss, howdy boss!
Well, we do that $600.
Shit, all right, we need to make 500 anyways for the quest.
I'll get my hands of child.
He has another toilet.
Get out of here.
Wait, listen to the radio.
We have to put him as gas station worker.
I'm going to turn this off.
Distress his inspiration while he's still alive.
Burn that shit off!
Oh, that's a bit.
It's like the doctor's always here.
When he has, go to the floor.
Here we go.
There's a million!
What can he face in the door like that?
Oh my god sir, I didn't use that.
Well, it's the right day I need to get out of here.
I can't eat those with roots in my life.
Hold on! Fuck it! Get away! Get away!
Let go! Let go!
Can you stay?
Dance party!
This is what you... This is what you use to...
I'm on the ice.
I see that.
Yeah, it's a good investment, good investment, good investment.
I'm gonna watch the dogs of you run crazy right now, watching the stream.
What did we do to the bathroom?
Yeah, what the hell?
Don't be that. Don't come off.
What? Don't come over here, man, in the cabin.
What is that?
No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't.
What is it?
You probably should stop playing the knock once, because I bet a bunch of people watching
this feed with dogs are super pissed right now.
I'm so interested in whoever has a dog out there.
I'm trying to work over here!
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Genji! Wow! Bless you!
Not a god!
Fuckin' the gods! What the fuck are you eating?
No fucking brain! There's a job on it!
There's a job on it! There's a job on it!
We have everything! There's nothing we're not on!
Oh, they're bad about prices.
This is how, I think this is what it looks like.
Alright.
Buyer's bar?
Yeah, I'm done. I'm done.
Buyer's bar, alright, see you guys later.
I'm done. I'm done.
As fun as that was.
Uhhh.
Not too bad. Not too bad. Not too bad.
bad. What the hell. Drag drag you
know if you can hear me. You guys
suck at that game. Yeah it was.
That was an interesting. Only
reason why we had money is because
that was pumping gas. That's it
that's it I was making like two
dollars a box is serial I was kind of useless yeah we were all kind of useless
yo guys I have a pretty fun game I think we'll have fun what's that I don't know
if you guys heard it's called Pico Park Pico Park yeah I guess my levels it's
It's just super easy, but it's like we gotta like, work together.
It's fun, it's fun.
I say, ego park or ego park, too.
Ah, let me see which one I have. We can do live as far as I can.
Little bit, wanna look at it?
I say, it's ego park one.
Ego park is back!
We have all the characters in the other life.
We're together.
Is this gonna be a good part of fun, Jack?
Yeah.
Oh, no longer be friends after these games.
I feel like we're doing alien liars bar.
Oh, we're doing.
Yeah, enough that.
Oh, we're doing alien liars bar.
Alien liars bar.
Okay.
What's that one called?
It's called it's called.
I don't know.
It's called, um, oh, Bogo's binted.
Bogo's space binted.
B I N T E V.
All right, for $5.49 that one, the $5.47 bogos big did here we go cool which might do is he's
second Chad who's excited for an I'll grow tomorrow all of it like the little bundle I
I only just buy bogus binten. I might have a bundle. No. Yeah, I just buy bogus
The dripped out edition is
I think we're gonna have fun. I think boys
I think we can get a T-Rex whole bro. I truly do
So it's literally like 20 cents, like 30 cents or whatever, more
Well, I want to be drippy
I don't know what I was gonna do whatever version I bought. I don't know what I bought. I have no idea
I wanna be droopy.
I do know. I'm about to go get some Blantons and get fucking smashed.
Oh yeah.
Are you with me boys?
Oh yeah.
Eeeeh yeah yeah yeah.
I'll be right back. I'm getting the whole bottle. Give me a second.
Yeah.
are we drinking are we are we all drinking no think so we are okay I'll
go get a drink I can't play this over
I'm going to get a beer, I'll be back.
I have been good, I have been good.
Guess what's my mix of...
What's my mix of...
He's a little dog right there.
Do you have a game downloader?
Yeah, I'm in.
Alright, I'm gonna host the game and see.
I
Loving you right now
Can't you leave that?
Okay, I've got the lobby key.
Perfect.
Take it to you now.
There's yours, Mr. Drag.
There's yours, Mr. Dicky.
And there's yours, Mr. Hyde.
That's sweet.
How did you get me smirking at night?
It says Session Cole in Valley.
Perfect.
What a sweet treat.
There.
What a sweet light.
Can I have a piece of you?
Oh yeah that was the good one.
Okay.
Alright.
Great, great, great, great.
Here you go, Chief.
Come on in.
The one is mine.
Um, if we wanna play another game, someone also recommended for the next game to be like Majorina.
I'll hide it with that one, because that's where you yell FIREBALL!
Oh, my gosh.
So, will you play that if you play that with me, Doctor?
Wait, maybe I did.
Maybe I did play that.
Oh
That's really big
I like your alien diaper. I like your alien cock.
I think this is gonna hear each other at the game.
Yeah, I don't know.
There's no pushes on it, though.
Oh, like, key.
I had to make a bad bridge.
Sorry.
All good, all good.
Let me see.
Tell me if you hear me.
All right.
Hey, yeah.
What are we doing?
Did you invite me?
Um, no.
I give you guys the lobby,
What's the problems people are having?
I didn't see her people.
This is a dino game, but we have to kill ourselves 30 times in the first hour to fight each other.
That was a great game and you know it.
That was a good game.
Did I just leak the server code or no?
Most likely.
most likely since he doesn't look at super jackson less than $1,000
where we play guys go to your options go to your sound and put you
here okay
I think I look at it push the top that this is giving option to change the buttons
okay did I just leave oops
What are those impiccials? Make this game?
I...
Make this game.
It's me.
Yes, V.
Hello?
Hello, Jack.
Can you hear me?
Hello, can you hear me?
Yeah.
Can you still hear me?
Yes, yes, we can.
Mobile now.
I hate you.
Yes, yes, we can still hear you.
testing this field what about now
you're right there
all right chat I can actually talk to you now
like you do like you do
I'll play a dino game tomorrow.
I'll whack you son of a bitch.
I'll drag coffee to you.
Try to see my flow in the house by my way.
Check. Chips.
I'll go back to Zephyr.
I'll do it. Do it.
I'm in attack.
Here he is.
Our city cross-legged buddy.
I'll be there in just a second there's drags audio in game only in one ear for you guys
Yeah, let's have a look at that.
I'd love to smorgasbord that alien score.
Smorgasbord.
Okay.
It's Friday the 13th. You guys should play a scary game.
Um, can I make that?
No. No. No.
No, no, no, no.
I don't even want to play a scary game.
Yeah, I would like to.
I'm good.
Oh, three against one.
Did you look at that?
Oh my god. GG has a skin.
GG got a facelift in classic surgery.
We really are in California.
That's right.
I'm viewed up, viewed up.
Testing, testing.
Testing, testing up.
Yep.
Okay, any of you, hello?
Ah! We're right here, don't you worry!
Hey.
Well...
Who the fuck do you think it is?
Hey, is this your hoodo?
Ah, I'm the hunter.
Good.
Wow.
Hey, who's turn is it?
As we leave this on, on, on, non-pushed on, as we just leave it on open.
Let's do it on.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Alright, I'll leave it my on. I'll leave it my on.
Okay, the person's come on.
Who's there again?
How did that get a burger?
Thank you.
It's my big orange.
Guys, there's no way any of you guys know what's happening right now.
No idea.
Not one bit.
I'm going to go ahead and choose a random fucking god, with no idea what it is, but I
I think we can't pass the total number in the middle
What do you mean?
What the fuck?
What are you after that?
Do you want to be his buddy?
What the fuck?
You like that huh?
Me on you.
Alright guys, as soon as someone figures out how this works, please let the lester lester
flash out.
Equals 13.
Ooh, that possibly mean at all.
Equals 13.
Alright, I play a 7.
Uh, no I play a 3.
Okay, now I'm...
Now...
I... I...
Now I'm...
Okay?
Oh, right?
My head got a little bigger.
That's it.
That's...
Okay?
Yeah.
I have no idea what...
Don't go over 13
You drug how are you picking your cards what what what are you choosing to base up what logic are you using?
I just can't go over 13 so I'm keeping it over
Okay, I'll be the one.
You shut the fuck up!
Now you shut the fuck up!
You shut the fuck up!
Now you shut the fuck up!
You eat that, you son.
I've got a zero X, I feel like that's the furthest thing from 13.
Oh
Tractors went over
Guys, what are we doing?
I-I card that is literally equals 14.
Does that mean I lose if I play it?
This is pretty high tier!
I bet you that I played 14.
I don't care, I don't know what it does.
14, 14.
Just lay your head, brother.
We'll command it.
what is going on?
what is happening?
we guys look up look up look up
whoa
Oh, is my turn to get him?
Yep.
Oh!
Ah!
What the?
You fucked me!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm getting, I'm getting,
I'm getting.
Uh, we used, we used to cut it out.
Ha ha ha.
There you go, buddy.
You look with that head in the laundry bath.
Oh, shit.
Yeah
No more zeros, huh?
Hey, hey!
Did it have good beginning? Just now left one
Welcome back!
When do I die?
I don't know, I think I had taken much bigger.
It's like my head got huge compared to your guy's.
Wait, wait, so it has to be lower than 9.
I'll get that. I'll get that.
Damn.
uh-huh
The only way you put the nine first round
Oh you can't do that, bitch
Hey, like that, huh?
Hey, like that, buddy. Hey, like that, huh?
Yes!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Well I have no idea what that's on does
Is that...
Is that like to me?
What?
Is there anything to get a poop over there?
Wait
Wait, am I doing it?
Yeah, you're doing so.
Yes!
Oh!
Yeah!
How do you like that?
Well, without getting it, now I'm getting it.
Now I'm getting it.
Hey, geez.
Give me my controller.
Oh, your head is huge.
Holy shit.
I know we got it, now we got it, now we got it, the alien logo.
Sorry to be not...
What?
Okay, alright, that's A-okay, I've got a card specifically for the situation.
Hey, like that, huh?
Keep that, bitch.
Ah, you still hungry?
No.
Ah, coming in for dessert?
Not yet.
Huh?
Is that-
Well, I can't play anything!
Let's get that one over there, and-
Hey, well, let me play, and I'm fuckin' alright.
Oh
Okay, well, let me click it and it was red. All right, who's ready to take
Get out of here!
Fuck this guy!
What a dick!
Oh, oh, he's out of here, he's out of here, he's out of here, he's out of here!
Hey, leave reverse car!
What?
Okay, reverse!
Oh well I'm fucked.
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
The hell? Get out of here!
Kill him! Kill him! I'm getting smarter! I'm getting smarter!
I don't think that's smarter. It's just a...
His head goes like...
I'm looking. Why is every round start off at the maximum?
I don't know what that one does, I...
Did you mean to fill me in? What does that do?
He's a kind of loud.
Well, I'm done.
He's just kind of loud.
Come on, bud.
Damn.
Mom, that's the way things are.
I have to film with hair.
Oh my God.
That's huge.
Oh my god, what's your head?
It's huge!
Be the buddy you're fucking head!
Don't look at me!
Buddy, don't dock me, Megamind!
You should've taken up half my screen!
Watch me move it! Watch me move it!
Oh shit!
Watch me win! Watch me nae nae!
Yo!
Here we go, we went to number 9!
You motherfucker!
I
Look I got it. I got to tell you something
The mind oh, okay, all right, I think I'm sorry I'm sorry
What the hell?
Computer trying to make a move like a hodge!
What are you doing to that bird?
Oh, fuck!
How'd you do that?
What are you doing here?
I just missed something.
The chinchy's had a C.H. too!
That's your bear, Greg!
It's the number 020 that's how to die!
The robot loved it!
Hey!
What is...
Oh
Oh, I killed my beard
Ha people is funny. Oh my gosh
Just think of the air a little bit restart
Well played well played
Who's there Zed?
Oh, who's Zed?
Who's Zed?
Well...
Die!
Come on
What the hell?
Thank you sir, thank you sir, thank you sir, that creep's been looking at me all night.
Thank you, Jack.
I'm dead.
Ah, you got this.
Let's take it a little harder.
Holy shit.
He got a huge moth.
Alright, alright.
That was the real plan.
That was how you got a big one.
I'll let me use the shield.
I don't like this game.
It's okay, it's not.
I can't put this one!
You cut it out!
That wasn't me!
I'm dead!
I can't put any cards!
Okay, alright.
All right, all right
Shut up over there
I can't select any cards boys, I'm telling you
I believe
Okay, it's just auto-playing I can't select anything
Perfect perfect
Get out of here!
Oh, so, um, yeah, well, hopefully it randomly chooses the card that's gonna help me.
Um, I-
I-
Are you tabbed out or something?
I'm not tabbed out. It's just what we said cards.
I-I can't-I can't slight anything. I can't-
Wait, to hover over it?
Oh, that didn't work.
Oh.
Good night.
All right.
Well.
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
All right.
Thank you.
You're stuck in here!
Oh!
I think regular life might be better.
I think you're right, besides...
Yeah!
Yeah, I don't like this alien bleep blop game.
I say we go play one or two of those after this just so we can feel something and
then we change.
Mm-hmm.
I'm down.
You're expecting the robot?
What?
I'll see you again!
Oh, don't spit on me, oh my god, no!
Don't spit on me, no!
Oh, my arms are aching!
Ah, no!
No, don't spit on me, no!
I like your diaper.
I like your diaper
Oh no don't really, no, no!
I don't know how Jinji's alive
I'm pretty sure Jinji just killed herself
I'm pretty sure he's using his life dragon
I'm pretty sure Jinji actually missed too much
Oh shit, go ahead Jinji
Nice!
We're trying to see what that did!
She's chilling, she's chilling!
Alright, Liar Barton.
That was, that was some.
That was interesting.
That was some.
Oh, so
I can literally hear you're pushing into your voice
Lives bar or bad phobia
Liars bar
Very sure, it's because you don't like fast phobia. Are you scared? Yes?
May I remind you hot you have a wife and kids and you're scared of a video game. Don't have kids have two dogs
So we have a wife and you're scared of a video game, let's try one liar's bar, I gotta play one liar's bar after
One line one one line one line one line one line
You a deck or slot?
Dice.
We never played it.
Dice bar.
I think it was bad.
I've tried dice a thousand times.
I don't know how it works.
We could figure it out.
You tell me to do it.
We could figure it out.
Guys, how do you play Liar's Dice?
People that are nice.
Focus or dies. Fuck all of you.
That's not very kind at all.
Uh, we played battle golf, I think, Bob.
You were the $20 super chat. We played, we played, uh, we played battle golf, didn't we, champ?
One quick second through the loose swapsie doozy.
My god.
I'm hosting.
Here we go.
I'm CVT Bites.
Here you go boys.
The Mr. Tracks.
One for Mrs. Genzie and one for Mr. Hodge.
from his touch. Come on in, gentlemen. The one in mine. I see we tried nice. I see we
tried to figure it out.
All right. I'll get.
Mm-hmm. We're four smart gentlemen. We can figure it out. You're come on.
Yep.
Mm-hmm. We're smart enough. We're smart enough.
I'm hitting that wall. I'm getting tired.
I'm hitting that wall. Getting wheel sweepy.
I'm getting wheel sweepy.
I don't know what to do.
All right, we do live.
Liars dice.
Traditional.
Basic.
Traditional.
The same thing?
What, those act-ins?
Yeah, wait a minute.
No, sit-ins.
Not act-ins.
No, sit-ins.
Sit-ins.
Here we go.
Judicial or classic?
I'm not saying up to a no way was that we got a long story tomorrow again.
I thought you're really fat I thought I tried to think of a compliment I couldn't
Alright, go ahead, ready up boys.
Did you hunch?
You're not ready now.
Peta hutches eating again.
There's no way there's fucking way I was eating again.
I got seeds.
There's actually no way.
Ready?
Go ahead.
Alright, mute up, mute up, mute up.
Sorry, I wanted to somewhere.
I'm you don't you don't you don't
I'm
years years
before that's why we do you know
why we actually here go
go over good
okay here we go
Let's slice through those fibs of yours.
I play, what do I do, roll and bid, look at your dice.
Okay I've got three threes.
Three threes.
I owe you one. I'm not paying for yours.
Four funds.
He doesn't have four-one strike, thinking the statistical impossibility's a lie.
On the morning stand, what the fuck is going on?
He...
Is he supposed to die?
I don't I don't understand
If you're not looking too good, you forgot to be honest you're not looking good
three fours time to play sugar
is ever the same I don't know what I hate I don't I have my god no fuck what do
we do it why don't we have to oh well I'm dead how do you know that okay I'm
Okay, I'm trying to catch on
Wait, did you whoever has the most fours? No, so he comes to a whole table. Yeah
What what does that mean what why wow
Where one
What what is it was what I was a media council all day, oh
Okay, so you're not betting on just what you have you're better than what everyone has
So if you have three twos, you could possibly know what you guys have we ask the gamble
Wait, she said seven ones be
I have one oh
Oh shit. I don't have a single one. Oh fuck I messed up! I messed up! I messed up
pressed something else! No! Did you just do one one and then you'd never lose?
Oh did you actually? Oh no she's alive! Wow! Jesus Christ!
I
Wanted to say what looks like shit. I don't know if you guys need a quick vacation or a new bottle of lotion
We don't want to hear looks horrible. So they're you say like you don't think I'm pretty anymore
Five twos you drag five twos
There's no way she has five twos everyone lying at all times baller on it
Yeah, she's lying. No, it's the table as a whole.
It's the table as a whole, she said.
She said.
She said, oh, he's the pink power.
Dude.
Dude, it's because there's three other guys.
Oh, thank you, idiot.
Hey, I know I have a bunch of twos.
He's screwed.
Holy shit.
Does it have to be exactly five?
Nope.
Bitch, enjoy that.
Pause and push it, pig.
You can just.
All right, I know how to win.
I know how to win.
I know how to win the game.
I think-
Oh my god, you look horrible.
Now that's a pig, I was neat.
Push it, pig.
That says a lot.
What the fuck?
I got the dice significantly louder than everybody.
That way.
Oh my god, I'm just gonna guess.
One, two, I literally can't lose.
Three, three.
What you looking at over there pussy pay I
Wouldn't be talking pal. I wouldn't be talking you gonna be dead. Say a mad shit. I left on the side of the road
I do not know how to play this game the slightest
I'm gonna go ahead and just say oh wait. Why can't I do lesson six?
What
You have to
You are worse than me
And that's saying something
Ah, no, Jin
Oh, shit
I have no idea what needs
What? What? Do I see anything?
I've never played nice again. I've never played nice again. Fuck this stupid game.
No one knows how to play. No one at this table knows how to play this game, including me.
Do you hear something?
Must have been a ghost.
Must have been a ghost at all, pussy pig.
You are worse than me. That's saying something.
No fucking way, right?
Here we go!
Oh my god.
I don't have any fives.
This game makes zero sense.
Dude, you gotta close your eyes.
Swim together like I have blue pores.
I'm so confused.
This game makes no sense.
are wild
what the fuck
what
since when
we once are wild
five twos
I got no choice
I don't know how to play this game, I don't understand.
Hey guys, let's never do that again.
Yeah, let's literally never play that game again.
You guys suck ass at this game.
You don't even know how you won!
Who knew what what was a wild? I have no idea what?
What the fuck was that guys don't say anything Liars deck you
You see that you see that every couple times I play this game
I get convinced your liars dies and it goes the exact same way every fucking time
I never learned I get it now because ones are wild, but like
I'm saying now I get now that I know ones are wild I get the game it makes no sense why they're wild
I don't get why they're wild, but they are
I hate all of you. I want that down.
Go, hey, buddy.
Ready up. Ready up. Everybody ready up.
Ooh, familiar stomping down.
Here we go.
Well, well, well, well.
Look what the cat dragged in.
Let's see big I see again
I'd have to be the first one out of this game. Oh
I've been training
Don't you worry, huh?
Don't you worry?
Got my lucky lady. Oh, what the monkey doing?
Hang on the bars
How you doing miss cat did you see again?
Hey scab, my damn god.
You're a move, kiddie.
Nice, I won.
Yeah, why don't you quiet down over there, Drake?
I'm quiet down over there.
What do you think, Hutch?
I don't think she's truthin'.
I don't think there's one hair of truth on that fox or that or whatever that is.
A queen at the queen's table.
How low can you hear you?
White! White!
Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
Oh, I got a queen as well.
Lazy, thank you for the new sob camper. Thank you for the raid. Hope you had a good stream.
Holy Sheldon Rays!
That's a Sheldon!
Camper, mommy!
I didn't realize it was toggle mute.
It wasn't earlier.
Camper guy?
Camper!
I'm sorry!
Come on!
They've always hold it down.
When did it become toggle mute?
you because I'm I think I think it's in the settings
I didn't change anything
Queen again look at this I had another one
one of the chances I got three queens
listen up drac we know you ain't holding nothing over there buddy
Did you just call him immediately on his boat it wouldn't do that if I were you
Okay, don't say that it won't you I
Fucking hate you
Said he was pooped and I said I knew that was a queen
I don't like you, peanut.
You know, you guys are all stupid.
I don't know how you guys didn't understand the last game.
Okay, that hurt.
Yeah, I feel like that was a little unnecessary.
I mean, I feel like it was a very simple mass game.
I feel like pussy pig is a piece of shit.
Yeah
I don't know what you calculate the trajectory of the dice and the ones of the wild and the threes are crazy
I can't help if your IQ is below average a queen at the queen's table
Don't mind it
We go ahead and put this on the queen of the queen sable.
Wait, what the?
What the hell?
What are you doing?
Oh.
You can't kill me that easy.
Wait, how can you do that?
I'm a achy piggy.
Is that like a spuffle heart or something?
I want you, my boy.
I don't know.
I'm coming for you, my boy.
Bring it on.
Easy queen.
bring it on easy queen look queen for me
that's a lie that is a lie liar liar
I'm scared
JJ call that shit 100% 100%
I'm so dead you're so fucked
Why do I listen to you guys?
Dude, why do I listen to you guys?
I said it was true then.
Dude, oh my gosh, why do I listen to you guys?
I try to lead a horse to the water.
Now Genji, hear me out.
This next car is gonna put down.
It's gonna be a lie.
You gotta believe it.
No, no, no.
I got three queens!
Look at me!
Don't believe him.
He's a liar and a thief.
He killed that one.
Liar!
No, I had some cards.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, fuck.
He's the one that's been-
No, Jimmy.
No, Genji, no, Genji, Genji, Genji!
You're right!
Are you guys serious?
I'm not serious!
Oh my god!
No, no, no!
Say yes!
All right, I'm on your side now.
Oh my gosh!
Oh, three queens at the cross table!
What the fuck?
I'm so lucky tonight!
Queen at the queen's table!
Hey, it's well!
Lucky man! Lucky dog!
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm not buying it.
Stop looking at me like that!
single shot yet
I can't stop playing
I'm three kings for me
wow
yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, a king at the king's table.
Easy.
I get to chill.
Three kings is crazy.
I can't stop winning tonight
You can only play one card at a time regular
This is a different this is different games in the other Liars bar card game
What dude I
Thought it was a Queen's table. I didn't realize we're on Kings now was it pay
You got your peanuts!
Oh!
You can't kill me.
I'm invincible.
Look at this!
It wasn't even a split second.
What a thought.
Ah! A king at the king's table!
King.
I got a bolt to spare I already have your read I already know what you're thinking
I'm back in your head I got my feet up
You do video and study now. He's like saying
I didn't say we're your body
Dude
It didn't matter on you body
You're not gonna learn anything
I'm so good at the table.
Nothing but kings, nothing but a good time.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Now that's a lie, that's a lie pussy pain.
That's a lie.
I'm king at the king's table, liar.
Oh.
Oh shit. Oh shit. It's your first shot. I want you to pull out that knife. I ain't done yet. I ain't done yet. I ain't done yet. I ain't done yet. I ain't done yet. Oh shit. I ain't got bitch rabbit there to my right.
the hell shut up rabbit shut up over there you're dead
all right Pete talks about three queens that all they can talk to me doesn't
I
Remember Genji you got four shots loaded in
Be careful on your BS. Oh, he's a hundred and fifty percent line. Are you here talking?
Why do I have four?
Be careful, Jim.
Oh my gosh.
Do not call anything.
Yes, put your cars on the table.
Only one car can be played?
He lied!
Baby, you should have the fuck out of Pussy Pig.
Dude, what?
What is this game?
You gotta be lying.
Why do I even have the cleat's table?
How do I already have four bullets in mine?
Another queen!
You lucky dog!
A queen at the queen's table!
I don't know.
Oh!
Who let go?
Wait, remember, who has the reason you have those four bullets?
JJ, who's the reason?
Wait, is it?
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
Oh
No!
Stop! Fuck!
I'm so dead.
We both chew peanut!
What?
I'm so dead.
That was so good!
wait how do I have four bullets again dude you have one bullet no it shows I
have four in the chamber what are you like for mystery bullets no it says one
for me too. Liar. Oh wait, so, oh, okay, no, I see. Oh, shoot yourself! Shoot yourself!
Shoot yourself! She is the best. See you later! Oh, shit. I don't have a read on Genji. I don't know when
she's lying. Oh okay. Here am I now I see her. For some reason I don't remember the
revolver looking like that.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy
Well, dingy, it's been a pleasure.
I'm dead.
It doesn't matter.
You're all dead.
See you later.
Fuck you, pig.
Fuck you, bunny.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you, pig.
Oh
Chad, did YouTube sure go down?
Oh no, we're good.
Fuck!
Dude, how are you getting these chaos?
Oh my gosh, I'm so dead. I'm dead. I'm so dead.
Good luck.
Fuck you pussy pig over there, dude.
What?!
No way she won.
What?!
What the fuck?!
One of it! One of the tansins!
What the hell?
That has gotta be like a hot, what are you gonna get that's gotta be?
What just happened?
I have no idea. I have no idea.
What the fuck just happened to me?
You had four out of six and she had one out of six.
Yeah.
There's no way. There is no way.
What the fuck?
You guys what happens if you both shoot at the same time? Is everybody lose? I don't know
I can't what happens what happens
Can we do the other deck on lyre's deck the one where we can put multiple cards down
Okay
Everybody can die. I cannot believe that I lost that
You had a 5 and 6 chance of winning and then she had a 50% chance of winning.
Gingy's the girl, I don't know.
They're gonna be sets when you kill someone.
Yeah, but she had 1 out of 6, he had 4 out of 6.
Oh, shit. Well, walking my way, lurch.
Wait, what the hell, boys?
We...
Oh
Holy shit that's a lot of guns
Cannot believe
Way up oh my god
100 gods my hand
How many of these should I play?
I mean, oh shit.
Oh, I.
Drac.
Yeah.
I mean, you fell in love with that.
There's Boston.
Yeah.
That was crazy.
You slimy piece of shit.
I'm the first one.
I did.
Yeah, I appreciate you, Zuck.
Hey, Jack, fuck you, fuck you.
Hey.
There's Jokers.
Jokers table.
Oh, okay.
Are we Jokers?
This is you.
There's no way he has two Jokers.
There's no way he has two Jokers, Genji.
is you there's no way there's no way he has to joke is Genji go ahead call it please listen
to drag I don't know I don't know I don't know I'm not listening anymore but listen
pussy pig that's a pussy pig log guaranteed alright pal alright buddy you were lying
on the last what I told ya I told ya
squeal-pinky squeal this is mad at pal I've shot no shots okay you won't die
here this is your final moments okay you
Oh, we keep the same hand. Oh, what's going on? I don't know. Well, you're up
Pacific. Okay, all righty, then. Three cards. How does he have one card left?
Are you smelling what I'm smoking? I'm smelling bullshit. Well, that trigger one
more time. I dare you. You had
you. That's right, buddy. That's
right, pal. That's right, buddy.
Oh, see you later. My first shot.
Oh, I spare.
We're good, we're good.
And William, I'm gonna get a new hand.
Ha ha ha ha!
I think we just keep playing with the same hand.
One face.
Pussy pig, why are you holding your one card?
you're about to throw it across the bar.
Good job.
I got one here is my big hand in ace.
You think she had three aces?
Yes.
I for some reason think the answer to that is yes.
I have no idea why I don't think she's playing it.
I think those are three aces.
I'm not telling you
There is no way his last card is an ace.
Call him right now, Jack.
He's a fucking liar.
He tried to deviate by telling them all, like, Genji a little too much, and then, yeah,
put, yeah, squeal, piggy squeal.
too much and then yeah but yeah
squeal, squeal, squeal
you're gonna have to buy it over here
hahaha
there was flash drag, I don't know what the fuck
I'd do it any time
he can't read me
I got you brother
do you mind if I have the aces or not
no I wasn't
I knew it, I knew it
I had to do it
bro how does
I was just being not having any cards
I don't understand
I don't know what's going on.
And how does anyone have a queen look?
One queen.
That was 100% on purpose.
He is not alive.
That's one reason.
She doesn't have a queen. She put three queens down earlier.
Call that shit.
What are you talking about? I didn't.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
Why not?
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
I
Work good work. Thank you. Thank you. I see as long as back loses. I don't get what's happened to me
I saw you cross your legs and
and lift up your picky one-order end so that means that you may or may not be lying three
turns from now.
Wait, actually.
Fuck you, Jack.
I got you, red bitch.
Sherlock, buddy over here on the right.
That is shit.
Wait, so when are we actually getting a new deck because Peanut's alive but he's not
playing?
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm just chillin'.
Fuck!
Please don't be the first bullet.
Please be the first one. Please be the first one.
Damn it.
Are you guys keeping doing the game? I'm just gonna hang out here if you guys don't mind.
It's at least you're not dead like track.
Little shit for the silly boys.
I know she doesn't have any quints.
Oh, I thought it was your turn. Sorry, I didn't realize it was mine.
now we both know that your last queen was used with drag go ahead put down any
card you want that's what you think yeah yeah
liar fuck
She's alive.
Mm-hmm.
He's dead again.
Mm-hmm.
I think I might play myself a couple of kings if you don't mind.
No, part.
Absolutely not.
Well, you're close.
Very gracious of you, partner.
Thank you.
One king.
Mm-hmm.
I'll count.
Three kings.
Ah, three kings, you say, huh?
I
Think I'll play myself another game
Liar
Go ahead and put that steel up to your dome. Wait, your chokers are wilds. Oh, I forgot
I'll see you here at this table again another day
I
Think how do you cut out?
Yeah, yeah, what damn it
Go back in
One more time. I like that one. I like that one. I'm in I'm in
And then you guys want to play a scary game with a little bit?
It is Friday the 13th.
Could get a little spooky.
Adam do well with scary games.
He could get a little spooky in here.
Scary game.
scary. Hold on. Hold on now.
Chad, I'm not gonna. I won't be the party pooper. I'll do it. We'll play one more
game and then another game after that and whoever wins the second game
decides what game we play next. Deal? Deal. Deal.
Wait, so, oh, where, where, where, where.
I told you I'd see you again for the day.
Thank you, old stuff and grounds.
That monkey is swinging around over there.
Uh, what you doing over there monkey? I didn't know some jokers are wild
Don't know wild yes
Apparently
Well, it's good to know jokers are wilds because that fuck me three kings
There's no way you use all your kings in your first hand, bro
I can't, I can't, I can't, yeah what are you hiding?
It's not about having kings, it's about getting the cards out of your hand.
Oh, I think literally none of us have a lot of these.
If anyone plays three, obviously any of them plays any of them at all, they're lying.
Paul, did I dare you?
Go ahead.
I hear philosophy.
Yeah.
If it comes back around, I'm fucked.
Liar.
I got him in your head.
My feet are kicked down on his sofa.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I thought that was dragon.
That was didgy just died.
I thought it was.
I thought that was dragon.
I thought I was talking shit.
I thought it was dragon.
I'm not talking shit.
I'm talking shit.
We're doing well. We'll see what we got here, boys.
Benji, I hope you're lying because Drax knows that I put three queens on the table and
he's called this no matter what.
Liar.
What?
Shit.
See you later.
I'm coming.
Yeah, I knew, I knew it.
I fucked myself.
Good luck, mate.
Yeah, I knew it, I knew it, I fucked myself.
Good luck, mate.
That ain't my first rodeo.
Oh.
Oh, dang it.
Thank God.
Oh, shit, kings?
One king.
Don't call it drag.
Greg, you called that immediately right?
What the hell are you doing?
You called it immediately right now.
You dumbass!
Oh it's a king's table.
It's a king's table.
You're right.
You shouldn't have said anything.
You probably would have called Lyle.
And you're right.
You're right.
Oh kings.
And the sad ones stored up in my hand.
Hope you don't mind that I've played them.
Drac you call Lyle no matter what.
You hear me?
me son you call liar and I mean no matter the consequences yeah put it down
I'm calling myself yes sir yes sir well if I survive this I will outlive one of
you my first rodeo
I'll have fun playing. Let's see who's there.
Fuck yourself.
Oh, it costs us a lot to get here. We gotta play perfect.
I gotta get rid of all my cards like Mr. Edge did.
We gotta play perfect. We gotta play perfect.
Three queens, huh? Three queens.
What?
You said he was one, Gigi.
Yeah.
He has three queens.
Oh!
I'm gonna go ahead and load up the steel.
Bye guys.
Go ahead and load up the steel.
Fuck that scared me!
I was not ready for that.
It's me you pee.
Why did I do that?
Like I said, I will outlive one of you.
Gosh dang it, I thought you were lying.
I don't think I'm good at this game.
Hey, what Joker's table we don't have any cards.
Oh, welcome back to the game, Hunch.
Huh?
You quiet down over there.
Good to see everybody
What's the page listen to me listen to me
My head number one zero out of six
okay
Hey never mind
One joke. I did have a joke
No, you didn't use it
He's lying he's lying call him pussy pig
I fucking dare you
What's it pink if you got a pair of balls on you you call that money rabbit
No, I won't
is there a world where he ever saves a jack okay all right that's what you get
bitch okay all right okay all right all right
I'm on my first shot yeah buddy now I'm coming for you now I'm coming for you
Now you think you may have won. Now I'm coming for you my boy. I want you my boy. I want you.
You coward.
Fuck you. Fuck you and your Cuban link chain and your wife beat a T-shirt.
Your stupid doggy is in your ceiling. You've been smoked in half an hour. Fuck you.
Oh it's my turn.
I
Bodges my bodges
Be I bought a sofa
I just got my tits done nice
Ah King's table. Luckily I have many of those.
Call him.
Call, call, 100%
Call him, call him.
Call him.
Oh
Listen to me dr. Does not have any more kings left he doesn't says who
100 and 50% I've called him immediately you calling me all right, but yeah, yeah, I am yeah, I am
Chatham no way. I'm calling you
Liar, okay, I just I feel like we kind of made a bond right there
If I survive this I am going to peel your cock with the potato peeler and my kids damn it
All right, okay, all right
I own you I don't have teams
You did oh
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh
Yes
He will use his ace on this go I
Will then use an ace if he doesn't call me I called bluff on next hand no matter what he will not risk
he's like he got there.
He boasted on the first one and he got me on the second one.
I thought you were going to lie on the second one.
Did you lie on the first one?
I did.
Fuck.
The thing that ain't over.
Please be him.
One ace.
Nine.
You are so lucky it picked me.
I didn't even click the button.
Yeah, I know.
Well, I didn't survive this early shit.
Cause I was fucked too.
DJ's.
Dude, what the fuck?
Fuck.
Gah!
GAH?!
Hmmmm.
Lock him.
Two aces.
Out of the...
Crazy go here.
That's no ace.
One ace.
Oh!
One ace.
That's no ace.
One ace.
Not here.
No, that's an ace.
That's an ace.
Oh!
I'm viewing your hutch.
See you later!
Join me on the table.
Gosh, dang it!
You fuckers die already!
the
I
Welcome to the table
Alright boys winner of this game decides the next game for the night
I'm in we in we in okay, okay?
I want you to know if I win, I'm flipping a coin between Phasmaphobia and Super Battle
Golf.
That's my plan.
I'm holding the Super Battle Golf.
That shit is so fun.
That's a good game.
It really is such a fun game.
Oh, we're doing poker?
I'm so in.
Yo, let's use the poker.
Let's use the poker.
All right, ready, boys?
I won that game.
I'm sheer luck.
I just should read.
Well, come down.
I fucking hate.
I don't know who's luckier.
Me or Gen. G.
The drag over here.
He's a fortune tellin lady in a purple robe with a magical orb
sitting on the side of some New York City block charging $5 per fortune
seeing.
Wait, what is this one?
is with boker is with boker
can't play the sand
cannot
yeah we are taking real i guess my cards are
okay
I'll go ahead and call
I appreciate you, man. Thank you for the love, bro
if i die here fuck you three i would have won
that's when the voices started
Oh
Shits
Anyting's on the table. I'm fucking pissed. I'm going for a walk fuck everybody
Deep in my chest, I see.
I see it.
Pretty doesn't mean weak sugar.
I have a feeling one of you guys have a green there's no way
That's a strong table and I don't have a clean orientating table
Oh Monsoor
Let's go
Alright Drag
You're a man of stature
Could you agree?
I would agree.
You're made of action, huh?
Go all in.
Let's get down to business then.
Oh, shit!
Get down to business.
Stop all this play.
I can't tell if he's bluffing or not.
Only one way to find out.
Oh, shit.
shit
No
Anyway load up that shot everybody wait is your is you're actually
five percent chance to live.
This guy is five percent chance to live.
Actually, our father, Warden Heaven,
I'll be your name.
I don't want to die.
I got here with you now, son.
I don't want to die.
Please.
See you later. We'll survive somehow.
We're not.
Excellent work, boys.
Excellent. Oh, I was dead no matter what. Taking out the trash.
Well, well, well, well. Well, well, well.
And me. Hmm.
Go ahead. Make your move.
I need to shut the dogs out.
Pfft!
You guy I'm scared?
Pfft!
I hate these things, bro.
It's so hard even to drink the fuck a thing.
Go ahead make your move
Cheers cheers, bro
There's still less of life, but
All right, let's all get out of this
I've drink so many drinks today my goodness gracious
go ahead make your move buddy go ahead make your move
stop you're making me nervous
I don't know how you can have anxiety playing this stupid game that's crazy
I say we cut all the chit chat. Get down to business. What do you say? Oh?
He not you shouldn't have done that
He not you shouldn't have done that see you later buddy. Oh, we'll see
We don't see
Mm-hmm, we'll definitely see
Oh
that
the
God will save me.
Wait, who's winning?
I'll stand.
God will save me on this hand.
Oh well, Sam.
Help!
It is!
Good job, MG.
Give me your sight.
And let it, and let it.
Oh, let's go.
All right, Genji, you pick what game will we do next?
Or you can pick one more Liars Bar and whoever wins that is to pick.
Ooh.
Mm-hmm.
I stop a little bit.
We can do another Liars Bar.
Nice.
Don't be Genji.
Deck, deck, deck, deck.
Don't be, don't be a deck.
Not poker?
Well, some of us got shot in the head with King Doofs.
I vote poker, hutch, both deck, Gigi.
Well, Gigi's call, whatever Gigi wants.
Oh, yeah, Gigi gets a pick.
Gigi, go ahead.
To.
I mean, I say poker.
I'm not good at the deck.
Liars.
I say you guys are fucking vetoing it.
I
Ready a boy lip-ride dice would have been a hell yeah, no thanks
Oh, should I should have picked dice because you guys are idiots and don't know how to play
You literally have to count certain
certain dice
All right, whoever wins this game gets to choose the next game. We're playing I
Mean a chat it's nine ten off suit
Like if it was else suited if I fucking died you know, I'm gonna laugh my ass off
I'm going to bet
No, you're not do it. Do it do it do it balls to shoot me
I
Got it
We'll call an info it's a suit a I mean it's a
It's connectors. I'll take it. I'll see
connectors
called
We have position
I call death is an old friend.
I called just to kill you pussy pig.
And of course, we have an up and down straight draw.
We have an up and down straight draw.
We can't go anywhere.
That's exactly what my fear was.
No, we got nothing.
We got no, we got no flush potential here.
We go runner
Even runner-runner doesn't get us there. We have a club. There's two space on the table
We got a flip it I think
I guess my cards are okay. Nothing too good. Nothing too bad. I'll call
Hey, I'm with you guys. What do you think if we call we have to go all in and flip this shit
Fuck it.
Go ahead.
What the hell do you have?
Oh my.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Fuck!
I'm staying right here, buddy.
I'm staying right here.
I thought I had a good hand, man.
You want me to be out here?
You want me to be out?
Yeah.
This gun doesn't go off.
I'm coming for you.
Open your mouth a little wider.
Say, ah.
Ah.
Double kill.
What say that was insane
Wait, watch you flush with that. Yeah
I'm on some we got to go we got a look the coin cannot play this
to
all drac
ain't changing
did he show a four?
You can have some Cloudway Slut.
Fucking shit.
They were half a carrot. $50 a pop. Not even real.
Not even the one they get in the mines where people die.
Just the ones they make in a factory in the east coast of America.
They do it all.
That's what you're fucking for.
Fuck just happened.
I
That's nice, but not a nice note you have a jack but the king plays
Wait, he's French now
Now
He's joining the ground with us
the next game or you can choose one more round of Liars Bar and whoever wins that chooses the next game.
You're muted by the way.
What do you guys want to do? I want to do what you guys want to do.
I'm okay.
Yo, you got to choose either you got to choose the next game or you run another round of
Liars Bar and let someone else choose whoever wins. Those are your choices.
I'm not doing fastball.
Go ahead, big.
Let's do, let's do, let's do Super Battle Wealth.
One more round?
How about one more round and then Super Battle Wealth?
One more round and the winner chooses the next game.
No, no, you want to, you want to go play fastball.
I don't want to play fastball.
Very good choice, sir.
This is where I think it's happening.
He done is going to keep offering the same deal over until you get over and over until he gets it
So us three we need to make sure this fucking pussy pig dies on
Yeah, sounds like you're scared sounds like you're scared you might lose. I'm 15 hours in I got another 30 minutes
And I'm gone no matter what you got another two hours. Yeah, you can suck my balls. Oh
How fully if you give me two more hours
Call it I would play in super battle golf or are you giving it to the next winner?
See super battle golf is gonna be the same rule, but I have faith in hodge winning that let's do super battle golf
One more game
Tater
Yeah, let's do lives like let's do lives with only three hands or with three parts
What's devil devil, I don't know I forgot wait devil
Yeah, I'm sure
Yeah, I had the one.
At the beginning, I had two.
Also, RB Day edge of choice.
Kat, I'm winning this game.
I'm sweating, I'm winning, and I'm turning off stream, and I'm going to bed after I win, alright?
I'm gonna say, you know what my choice is?
Bang, bang, bang. That's what I'm doing.
Thought this was the one with three cards
You shut up over there down
all right
And you said you wanted to play devil and not super battle for me
Go ahead
two aces I don't believe it I don't believe it one
no I don't I'm so looking at
you should not call it you wouldn't like to be right
no she's like what I told you not to call it
I want that line!
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
If I die on the first fucking bullet.
Alright.
Oh, everybody's safe and sound.
Everybody's safe and sound.
Alright.
That's what matters most.
I'm happy we get new hands every time.
I like this way better.
Mm-hmm.
Oh
Are you looking at me I don't like this hello
What?
Ha ha ha ha ha
Long peace
Yes
I don't like how you're looking at me, sir
Go ahead
Make
Your right
Boom
If you dare
Whoa, pussy pig
Oh
Go ahead
Load up that steel next year
No!
I want you to put it right on your jaw.
Fuck.
I thought you were bluffing because of how you were looking at me like that.
Pussy pig, would you get a tattoo on your left arm?
That's to remind me of my mama.
She ain't dead, she's just real fat and I feel bad about it.
Mama pig.
I'm a pig.
I'm being this right. I'm being that she'll whip you up a nice breakfast
You ask her to go through the night without coughing up blood
No, sir, we Bob what is a piggy for?
Little bit of bacon
Second I got a catch a drag on his bullshit cuz he
I'm not going to be able to get the shit if this bullet goes off.
Be the bullet.
What the hell?
Damn.
Damn, Drake, you're not going for some while.
I'm having a conversation.
Nah, you see, I watched YouTube video men.
There's no way this fucking watch our YouTube videos and study that techniques.
Well, though he asked you.
You gotta be a different type of bitchless.
I mean, you gotta be in those negative numbers.
is. Hey, appreciate that watch. I got you. It almost adds my man. Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy. Good man. That's a lot. I'm not listening to you
you guys any more
yeah i thought i'd
yeah was it a lot
we was
nice
i was saying it's
you'll make the same state twice no shot
call it call it 100% i'm i'm sorry i don't know if you can blame it on me
call that shit right now
Call that shit immediately, I'm 100% dead.
Oh, you're way smarter than that.
Yeah, call it so I can see a bullet in your head, Hutch.
Oh my god, that was a fucking H-Table! I thought it was H-Table!
Fuck!
I swear I'm just gonna say, go off!
No!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm an idiot.
Okay, I'm not.
I know what it is and I pussy pig and go do nothing.
That is bold.
No, he's not lying.
The bullman is being treated by my line, I never tell a lie.
Okay, peanut, that sounds like a lie.
He's telling the truth.
Fuck.
Why am I so bad at this?
I want you to rescribe that revolver.
Now go ahead and blow your brains.
See you guys later.
You're making shit.
Oh, you're making shit.
Weeeeeeeel, weeeeeeeel, weeeeeeeel.
That's how she goes. That's how the motion moves.
One queen.
Hmm. Queen, say one.
Hmm.
Got a couple of those bad boys.
How lucky are you?
Huh.
Lucky boy.
Huh.
One queen.
Look at all these lines. That's a lie
Are you sure about that big man? You don't have to trust me if you don't want to but that one that's a lie
Or what happened the last time someone trust us I
Told her that she was wrong
He's on company
That's right, that's right
Okay, what the fuck
I
Was way too focused on what I was gonna do
Or you can pick one more round of Lion bar easy
I don't know what to do with it, but it's not going to work out for me.
No, yeah.
You know, we're not doing too hot.
Well, all looking good.
Well, fucking die, you piece of shit, buddy.
Damn, it's very nice.
We're going to go for something crazy here.
If he calls this, we're in his head big time.
If he doesn't call it.
Two aces.
Let's say you had two as well.
Look at you.
Perfection.
Three aces.
You fucking lied on the first one
and you put three aces on the next one.
I knew it, man.
Oh my god!
I dare you to fucking shoot me.
That's what I thought.
Well, huh, she's guys getting lucky.
These guys getting lucky.
He's calling you a bitch, subliminally.
I wouldn't let that happen.
Now, we've done the one.
Now we've done the three early.
Now what we do is,
is we try and get past longer.
So, like, right here, we just hope he calls a...
I
Fucked
Liar we got to go for it even if he's telling truth. I had no choice
No choice you're calling the next one if not the one after that one million percent baby girl. Yeah
Fuck
No, no, no, no, no, I thought I'd big brained you, man!
I
Told you I'd be back
Jays Jays
You have a choice to make
Are we there yet or one more round of liars barred whoever wins that
chooses the next game
more bad before we die, more bad before we die
more bad before we die
I think there's only one choice to be chosen
what is that?
it's not for me
or for anyone here
it is for the goopas in the chat
don't fucking do it
the bungulayters
for the love of god
I know what they want
I want the people must eat gentlemen and ladies. It's time for
phasmophobia.
Dude, it's time.
It's time. I know the people. I know what they want.
Let him speak to the people. Let him speak to the people.
go. This is actually just such bullshit. I played
fast phobia so many times, even live on stream. I have not switched my Steam account in fucking
years and it says I don't have it and I have to purchase it.
I have to be on another game the other day. Thank you, Chad. Thank you. I am a man.
How many good people you guys comfortable with or any of us?
It made me buy it.
I am a man with people always and forever.
Always and forever.
It told me I had 850 hours.
Always and forever.
How do you not have a game?
You have 850 hours in it.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I'm telling you, watch.
I'm going to buy a better phone.
Thank you so much for your time.
It's going to tell me I have hours in it.
Any thank you for the five gig,
Thank you for the five gifted Brodie and Shraab.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate all of y'all man.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Thank you for the five gifted big dog.
I appreciate you guys man.
Thanks.
Thank you so much for the five gifted as well.
Brandon thank you.
15 hours in brother I'm exhausted.
You can tell I can't.
Mine is downloading.
I've never played it. I should have toasted wait, but count already. Oh wait, what? Oh, wait
Did you just go off for 10 minutes about something you were completely wrong about and you had the whole time
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but to be fair, that did happen on our survival
ascended.
It did.
It made me buy the game and then immediately told me I had 850 hours.
That's what is true.
That one is true.
Thank you for the 10, brother.
Mhmm.
Arley, thank you so much for the 20.
I appreciate you, man.
That is what does that mean?
My pleasure.
So thank you for the 10er.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Thank you for the love.
Oh my man, Alexandria. Thank you.
I appreciate the love y'all. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This is gonna suck. I'm not looking forward to this at all. Those who don't know, I hate
scary games. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them.
I legitimately don't play them ever. I hate them. Y'all lucky I love you. Y'all
lucky to wrote it. Thank you for the 25 gift to check me get some dubs and all the channels
for all the love coming in from the bungalows. I appreciate all you guys man. Thank you so much.
You guys are legends. Make sure you swap your titles boys. Make sure you swap your titles.
Don't forget it. I love everybody. Now it's Friday the 13th spooky game time.
you guys ready to get a little crazy.
How do you know fast before you know what I mean?
PHA.
Thanks chief.
Dumbass.
What do you mean me?
You said the first three letters of the word you dumbass.
Well yeah, because the category pops.
Because the category pops up.
You're going to be the first three letters of 11 letter words.
Fuck you.
He's the best.
Yo Blake, thank you so much for the sub, Darren, thank you so much for the pride.
Park, thank you for the two, Hovster, thank you for the pride.
Malti, thanks so much for the tenor.
Welcome back, like we're back, some jokes for you.
Hey, I used to be jumping to a hard one immediately.
I'm talking the hardest of the hard.
Oh, just back with the whole game.
Yeah, yeah, no doubt, no doubt.
Mm-hmm. I've never even beat the easy though
Yeah, but but but I say we jump in right to the hardest map
Spookify the entire night immediately because it's in Friday it's Friday the 13th. He's gonna be the longest two hours of my life
Well, honestly fast before me is super fun, but only in very short bursts
So we'll probably I think everybody can kind of agree with that
It's super fun, but it only very short verse will probably please like an hour that you super battle
Copy um, it's gonna be my it's gonna be my last game last game for me
It's the 14
How do I why does my game look like shit not in china?
or
Some other
The west coast the west coast is it's not in the west coast. It's west. Why does my game look like shit?
It's supposed to look like this
Why is my resolution I said that 1600 by 1024 what's going on?
What did you what did you guys launch the game under?
English I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just read the word on my screen. Oh normal
Yeah, off the VR one, right? Yeah, mine looks absolutely terrible.
Yeah, mine looks like shit.
Alright, go to options, go to video, and change it to 2560x1440.
You have to click the button on shitload of dimes.
I don't, I don't, I have the...
2560x1440 and 240 Hertz.
Here we go, perfect.
Oh
See that hunch?
Judge?
Yep, got it.
Good, good, good, good.
Obviously you guys are mid-bites.
There we go, good coms.
Little fresh six-billion delight.
We get you guys are mid-bites, here you go.
One for draft.
That's all spamming lights off.
Are we all turning lights off?
I have my lights off in a while.
My lights been off.
Oh.
I don't want to know.
Oh, wait.
I think I have to make the game first.
Yeah.
Won't you play here?
Yeah.
Do I?
Create room.
Why, babe?
Don't be a pussy.
I fucking.
language English casual free room oh hey guys
there you go come on in boys the one and five hard core what's different be
casual and hardcore
I
Turned out brightness chicken shit. I'm in
Brother you hear me in game
Has the art numbers been up on your screen the entirety of the
Yeah, I've got voice at the basic you hear me. Yeah, I can hear you in game
I am going to be Gads ass I think okay, I'm gonna walk them
Yeah, yeah, we're such a GD add
I don't know I I accepted
Here you go am I like in a game already it like put me automatically in a game. Oh wait
They're scared.
That's the wildest thing I've ever seen.
That's the wildest thing.
What do you mean?
Bro, we haven't even played art today.
We haven't even been on art.
Yes!
Are you okay?
Peanut.
YES!
I accept it brother, I'm uh, not a lobby.
I'll show you guys both one more invite.
Yeah.
Here you go.
Oh I have to accept something in this?
What?
Delivite.
No no no, I had to accept some type of...
like rules or something for this.
Then we'll just do this.
Oh, yeah
Yeah, you turn it all off. Yeah, I promise like not me racist and sexist at the boys
Yeah, it just
Oh
I heard you in game, but
I
You be game please accept the end-user license agreement before playing how do I accept this
What are we doing
This drug guy keeps asking if I can hear him and I can hear him
Frank, can you hear me?
Looks like there are others out there in need of help.
I don't hate this guy.
Alright, you're gonna have to invite me one more time.
Yep, Audiboss, Audiboss. I'm Audiboss.
I love games making me accept something before I even fucking play.
This is Frank. I ask you one more time if I can hear him.
I hate you
Shut the hell up!
I'm trying to make it so you can't!
Oh fuck!
Oh, I have a big wish-ass.
Yeah, that's why I kept that scheme.
Oh, that made one thing.
That made one thing.
Why'd you say so?
Oh my god.
I can't hear them
That's all right guys, can you hear me? I think I can hear you. Can you hear you?
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, yes, we get mm-hmm. I want you to take out this maneuver on check me out. You ready?
Let me see
Holy shit. Yeah, I want you to try it's where the stepping stones of the game
How do I do that?
There you go.
Now you're working.
Feel good.
That is a lot of love.
That is what I want you to do is I want you to keep that exact position, alright?
Go ahead.
Alright, and then drag and you can hit one of these.
What's the key button for that?
That would be C.
The layback what am I watching layback
Wait late
We there's a new one guys hey now is diner
Oh
Yeah, we'd please Dale farmhouse
Yeah, I didn't pay me before they're new
Whoa, you guys know about these
The diner the devil is you a child one of the new ones inside diner do we have any we have any stuff
We have any
Yeah, that is a lot darker. We have any stuff. I don't know how the game works
Me either. I'm ready. I'm not
Yeah, fuck it whatever we'll figure it out
radio
We'll figure it out. Did you go ahead radio?
Hmm. We need to map first
No, we're not we are streaming tomorrow
I'm playing the Isle all day long tomorrow.
I did a bunch of others yet.
All day long we were playing the Isle.
Can you hear me now?
Yes ma'am.
I can hear you.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, click the board and ready up whenever.
I did.
I'm ready to go.
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Okay.
Alright, let's get it there.
Start it up.
All right, don't we have like tasks we got a
Hey, where's the camera needs three photos of the camera
Take a load out. It's like how dude
You got a capture three unique photos with a photo camera. We came up
I'll do we brought one. We didn't bring one. Oh, okay. All right. Well, we'll just get that one
We'll just get that one. Okay
Get an average
25 video camera
You know, just take pictures. Oh, well, let us say we loaded in with an SD card
Have some three unique videos with a video cam. Oh, there we go. Yeah got that
Okay, how do I record? I don't know what this is I
Think they added a bunch of new stuff. I'm gonna bring a six-dodge thing. I'm gonna bring this thing. How do I record? Oh?
Oh, you ready?
I can't be in the van.
Let's go.
Do I need to grab something?
I see nobody got a flashlight.
Wait guys, everybody get in the camera.
Let's document what we're doing.
Peanut, come talk to the people.
You don't have a flashlight.
Oh shit.
Alright, come talk to the people.
Peanuts, where are we here today?
This is Peanuts and this is Jackass.
Today we're going to be sacrificing Drac to coo-clu the demon lord and then we're all
going to run away and go back in the mines.
Alright, I'll be following you Peanuts.
This is a small building.
only cool guys allowed I'm keeping this shit on the entire time
we got to look for clues only cool guys allowed
that's a wall. Yo, dad, thank you so much for the 20 gift in man. I don't know, man.
I just like things in my mouth. Thank you for the 20, dude. You're a legend, man. Thank you so much.
I'm just a hundred boys.
Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. Just turn your face around.
That's what you mean, bitch.
See what's going on back here.
Oh,
come, come, come, come.
Right.
Now we just wait for him to die.
Oh, Genji.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What was that?
Okay, let's go back for a minute.
Let's go back. Let's go back.
Be not!
There's a safe you can open over here.
Oh, the crab.
We're changing! We're changing!
The ghost is here! I swear to God!
What? What?
Oh my God.
Second by strax! Second by strax!
I don't think the ghost is like that.
I got a reading on it. It's over there.
Holy shit it is. I think we just cheated.
I think we just cheated, guys. I think we just cheated.
Did we win?
There's nothing in it.
There's a cord.
Where?
Right there.
Shopping spree!
three well I mean it's gonna talk to the name of the ghost how you got it
thank you I don't know I guess it doesn't mind we like I got it it's I can't
see the name
Oh
What it what's the name I know I put it in your hand, I know
You see the name I can't see the name your big-ass heads in the way
Oh
Now I can't read that
No, I'm gonna leave this dog projector right here. Let's take the credit card. This case we can use it somewhere else
Okay, guys don't go in the room next to us
Why? Oh guys bones bones bones
That's extra cash or whatever this shit
We're cold, we're cold, I'm seeing breath.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, what was that?
What was that?
No, no, no, no, open the door.
Tom, the reading's going crazy.
Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.
Oh shit.
It's going crazy right now, it's going crazy.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Wait, it stopped?
Move.
open the door open the door open the door how do we how do we open open the
open the fucking door you're a piece of shit whatever that was your piece of
shit every man for the future your piece of shit
Let me out of here.
Deadly brother, what is that 75 895 gift is subs chat can we get some love in here? I appreciate you, man
I hear hello scared me pookie. I think I was supposed to be doing wait. Let's let's say
Sanity
We're
How is doing great, you know, you know is that 24 and Genji's at 27? Oh
Yeah, yeah
What are we supposed to be doing capture three unique can't do that get an average sanity below 25
Run away there and capture three unique videos. I mean I've been capturing videos
How do I know if it's recording let's get back in there
guys bad news I wasn't recording the entire time so all of all those stuff's dying was
Nothing yeah, yeah, I hit the record button. Yeah, yep learn that one the hard way
ATM the breaker and we got to get clues in the kitchen. All right, let's do it the breaker got a plate
Yeah, it's gonna be this way. You were the breaker
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
Oh, I think about time, I think about time.
Alright, okay, let's go over the game plan.
Find the breaker.
I don't know.
Oh yeah.
He died.
No, Jason's in the truck. She's in the truck.
Oh, oh.
Okay, alright, we find the breaker.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Look, when you see the demon,
You gotta turn off your flashlight and not make any noise or he's gonna fuck you okay, okay?
Okay, we need to find the breaker
Huh?
Hit the ATM
All right, then
Then we need to get some clues in the kitchen
Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go find the bridge.
Fuck you, Dan. Fuck you, Dan.
Don't remember what I said.
Oh, we're right here, guys.
Oh, what? We go.
I don't know what that is.
Hutch, where are you? Get back inside, Hutch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It ain't good.
How do I drop an item?
Genji?
So I can, hm?
Draq is dead.
Oh god.
He died right next to me.
And I recorded the whole thing.
Oh god.
That's not good.
You want to come see his dead body?
no no not really oh peanut is at 2%
it's peanut dying right now
there's drake
how?
he's dead right there
um
he goes and killed him
what the heck?
uh bad news
what?
I'll just stand right there and looking good.
No, you're fine.
Go look in the kitchen or the back room.
He nod.
Hey, I found this cool car.
Oh, nice.
It's also side entrance.
I also think that everyone's dead.
Oh, I did not, I did not close that.
I think, here's the deal, I'll flip a coin, and whoever, I'll behead you be tails, whoever
wins has to go, the other person has to go inside.
Okay.
Alright.
Your heads, I'm tails.
Okay.
Oh, I've been landed on heads, I'll be right behind you.
You know I didn't, you're lying.
No.
You're lying.
I'm not lying.
You're lying.
I'm not lying.
How about this?
We leave both of them and we leave in the van.
All right my job is done here. All right
Excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid
I
Guys we did fucking horrible
I don't think we found a single clue the breaker box the ATM. I don't think we found anything
You had him again!
Did you lock me in there?
No, no, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen,
Gingy, Gingy, I swear that is no Gingy.
Treat a lady.
Gingy, I swear on everything, I did not lock you in there.
Dracke got you in the same way.
Yeah, you ghost locked the door on him as well.
Dude.
No, he didn't hunch lock me in time to.
You're laughing me wide.
I swear on everything
You just watched me die brother you just you just recorded
Recorded it
I'm ready to boys ready now. We're going in we're going in
Die
Ah, I, I, I, I, I have no idea.
Already scared guys, okay?
Guys, we brought nothing in again.
Not fun.
We don't need any investigation.
We're fine.
We checked the list.
We need to get an average standing to below 25.
Yeah, we got that.
After three unique photos with a photo camera,
which we don't have.
After three unique videos with a video camera.
We got that.
that I'm grabbing some stuff it's my last game last game wait whoa wait there's a
side entrance over here. I found this out last game. And there's probably that breaker
you're talking about in here.
I can't get us out of here, right?
Uh...
I don't think there's the breaker box.
Let me try it.
There's a map in the truck that we can go look at.
Uh...
Now, I'm gonna get the credit card out of the safe again.
I'm gonna go experiment.
I don't know how to, I don't, I don't, I don't know how to open it.
You're the fuck out here.
I don't know what I'm doing.
What does your, what does your thing say?
Nothing.
All right, we're gonna hear then.
Come, come.
Here we go.
Oh, guys, I see a breath.
It's five, two, five.
Come, come, come.
This way, this way.
Something.
Hey Nut, you're alone right now.
It's time for a chubby watch.
Over.
Oh.
Small penis, this is the thick shaft, do you read me over?
Oh, you're right, come back to town.
Oh.
Small penis.
Oh.
Let's go ahead and put something we never saw that.
That's good.
good I'm right behind you over
I got bones over here
I touch cut no no come there's a satanic ritual in the bathroom come come come
Satanic ritual yeah, look at this. I don't want to go in a long way see
I
Know doesn't mean nothing the break the boxes right by us
Film the ritual, shit.
You would have a lighter!
Oh, everyone's going insane.
So everyone now is alright.
I see the radio bugs.
There's them.
There's a little distortion in the radio.
Oh, no.
Pie of the day is cherry. Over.
Got some of the delicious candy. Over.
Wreck-a-bunch, somewhere, where I've at.
Pats. The map's just on Pats. The actual place is hide.
I don't know what's going on over there.
be advised I think this is gonna be a different ghost than last time way less
aggressive
what's he doing?
he's in the janitor's cottage
someone had a thermostat?
like there was um
i have a cold breath in here
no but i have this and it shows you where the water will go
so i'm gonna check the temperature in here
hey nut who's fucking your ass
Oh
Are you guys we're in the closet
I'm back to be in the bigger box okay okay nice here we go all right all right nice
Now we're chillin'.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck.
You wanna fight? What's happening?
I'm... I'm... I'm stuck.
My credit cards are broken.
Nice!
Is everyone alive?
I got a dollar, I got a dollar!
What the hell just happened?
We put this in the vending machine.
Oh my god.
We get Mr. Spiegel.
Wait, Peter, do you know the name of this ghost?
There's my Mr. Spiegel!
Peter, what's the name of this ghost?
Here's your Mr. Spriggold. Here's one slot. The name of the ghost is Kevin Ramirez. That
guy sounds like he hits people in his home. Kevin Ramirez, can you hear us? Let's go
go to the circle go to the circle come come come come
oh..
hmmm
oh
sorry Kevin sorry Kevin sorry
oh
that should be my email for you we do
you need to read your mail
oh my god
it's something he's telling
me
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I don't think E-Mep, E-Mep!
Never responds to people who are alone.
We just gotta not be alone.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I got E-Mep level three in this room here.
Kevin...
Don't, don't, don't say his name, he's, he's like, he, he, he's angry.
Kevin Ramirez! Where are you?
Kevin Ramirez, you stupid bitch!
No, we had to light those cables, but we didn't, Max.
Where's Genji I
Went the wrong way those nights knowing you guys
Hi, you think Kevin you think he's loose, you know, you have the key bad news I think that means Kevin's hunting
Talk to you in Spanish
All right
All right, we're out of there for now. Holy fuck what is going on? We don't have any
Read this notebook
and we have nothing.
All right, okay, why does everybody got their hands?
All right, okay, that'll help.
What you got, team?
I got a camera.
So, it's not the ultraviolet light
and it's not at level five EMF.
What is it?
I don't know, those are the two I was using.
But you look like a city level super low.
That's okay, that's okay.
How do I look at the book?
What we need to do is get that dot protein
and have Hutch put the bigger camera out of these
in CPC something.
Yeah, let's go.
We'll eat Swapsis with me, Swapsis with me.
I'll take the camera.
You take nothing.
I don't like this Swapsis.
I'm a key break.
Am I coming with you?
You come with me, Tim.
All right.
Kevin!
Here are your ghost wards.
Kevin!
Oh, shit.
I'm in the bathroom, help.
I'm cooked!
I'm in the bathroom, help.
Oh, there he goes.
Welcome. Welcome.
Are these two still in the truck? No, they're not.
are you in the room with us? Kevin, are you in the room with us?
Hey, what's going on peanut? I'm dead. How old are you?
Yeah, they're alive.
I don't think so.
I can't hardly hear you.
Yeah, we have to take...
...from the left vending machine and put it in the green arcade machine...
...in the break room.
Why don't we take a coin from here?
Alright.
Are you friendly?
What was that?
Oh.
Who the hell is throwing?
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Please!
This is what my coin man!
He's not responding!
No, he's throwing, oh yeah, he is! He's right there!
Yeah, but he didn't respond to the spirit box.
You're a bad person.
Mr. Spankle.
We just keep picking these up.
You got a fucking movie?
You guys don't wanna go to Kennedy.
I'm gonna fuck you.
Take off your pants!
Oh
We are a ghost
I will haunt you. Yeah, you stole my big
what's a ghost orb yeah yeah yeah yeah yes you guys are no you're coming
No, sir. I'll see you tomorrow. Yes, you are. Yes, you are you tomorrow
I'm playing 12 hours of growing the dinosaur and then we're game and
You want you want you want some mr. Speaker over to me. I'll catch it
You guys have been here. Yeah, you can gotta be athletic
Oh one point peanut one to zero
Mr. Spreeggle!
Oh, it's coming after him.
We want no beef.
I don't know what I'm supposed to be asking at.
Are you here?
Oh, he's here. He's here.
Yeah, I think genuinely nobody here has any idea what to do.
Ah, mm.
Oh.
Um.
I thought people went back to the audience.
Oof.
He's speaking Spanish.
He's speaking Spanish to Kevin.
I don't think that's...
He's just Spanish girls.
They're fucking working.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, there's you hot on the big screen me under the leg. Hey, thank you
Okay, where's the thermometer around the beach
Kevin, kill these people!
I'm dead!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we can throw the bigger office ghost.
Oh, there we go, goodbye.
Hey, man.
Sorry, goodbye, goodbye.
I have one guy, goodbye.
Sorry, I keep yawning. I'm so tired.
They're gonna solve this mystery. They're gonna crack this case wide open, Hunch.
Just you wait, buddy. Just you wait. They're gonna crack this case wide open!
Yeah, right.
Look at them. Two Sherlock Holmes.
Investigating as we speak.
Did you check in the temperature?
Brax slipping up ectoplasm.
Any chance he gets?
He's suckin' off the ectoplasms.
And never look at my soul.
Brax begins Spanish to it again.
Oh, man.
Hey, Paspo!
No pingo, muy poquito.
Tu cuevo muy grande.
You do Spanish, huh?
I thought you were just fat.
I can't understand you, Mr. Paquito!
No, no, no, no!
I'm going to kill you!
No!
You are very, very big!
You fat!
Here we go!
What are these guys doing?
They're cooking, they're cooking, they're cooking.
Oye, Senorita!
They're cooking! They're cooking!
How?
Get the fuck out!
Carry the fuck out!
Look at that!
Signor!
The
Get these guys hurry up and die already
How are they not dead yet?
I can leave. I don't know how to die.
I can leave?
Ootah!
Did you just die?
Hey, hey, hey, fuck you, Kevin.
Did you just die? Who was she?
Oh, wait, yeah, she did.
Yeah, hey, Jimchy.
Hey, how you doing, Jim?
Hey.
How'd you die?
The ghost is playing.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, leave.
I think the ghost was safe.
Are you leaving today?
I'm not in the both days.
Why do you think that?
I don't think we can vote.
I'm voting.
Oh.
Honestly?
Not about me.
I could be wrong, though.
I'm glad I'm here.
and did cast the ghost.
All right.
I want to congratulate each and everyone on the game.
Ghost type is Ani.
GG's, everyone.
GG's.
By the way, it was the same exact ghost
according to my bugging.
Oh, good.
GG's, everyone.
Good night.
Goodbye.
Good control.
Good night, Miss Dodge.
Have a good fight.
Good bye, see you guys.
Dad, I love you.
I love you.
No outro, no raid.
I'm out of here.
Have a great night.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Thank you guys so much for watching.