you
You
you
You
I feel like a freight train running I'm that hurricane turning
I'm feeling like a bullet bullet burning What are we gonna do?
I'm that fake smile gleaming Yeah, I'm the lie that suits you
Just to believe it Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
I'm enjoying the view.
Well, I've been a loving lover.
I've been a trusting brother.
I'm taking my time to recover.
I'm picking it up when I'm better.
I
Listen to me, you motherfucker!
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna feel, I'm gonna be the man who makes some next to you
But I wouldn't want 500 miles and I wouldn't want 500 more
I'm gonna be the man who wants 500 miles and I wouldn't want 500 more
Oh
That's me bro. Yes, it is me
that bram Lincoln turn I will turn turn turn God bless
good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning
Hello
Good day black shirt
Black shirt good morning
Good morning
Good morning my brothers and sisters. Hello
Dude it was a bitch waking up this morning
Let me tell you something, waking up today was a bitch.
I couldn't get out of bed.
I could not get out of bed, like at all.
I was in bed from probably 10 a.m. to 11.15 and that ain't me.
All right, listen, crack a dawn, your boy's up.
know I open up my eyes I can't close them again but this morning that devil had a
hold on me can I get an amen God bless him goodness gracious I couldn't get up
I couldn't I couldn't guys good morning everyone I hope you guys are doing
fantastic today so kind of got a little wrench in our plans okay I'm gonna
And we keep the app into a minimum no clips today because our good friend Peanut has
decided to sign us up for a great sponsor opportunity and we're so excited about it
We cannot wait me and you guys to play Marathon for four hours today.
Can we get a round of applause?
Hey, can we get a round of applause for Peanut?
Can we get a round of applause for Peanut?
Just, uh, he's definitely a great guy and we definitely love him.
Don't we love him?
We don't want to kill him.
No, we love him. We love him. We love him, but that's not until 145. So we have an hour
45. Did you see this HTTPS colon slash slash x dot com slash jakes you cky slash status slash
2032237703098773792. Ha ha ha. Oops. Okay. By the way, given that we are back on the aisle,
Gav has set up the TTS for our brothers and sisters and the Isle isn't that right Gav?
A little bit of a delay. Oh and now he's turned it off fuck well anyway forgot to turn mine off.
Yeah, what's cool about it?
Am I here?
Yeah, you're here, you're here, you're here, you're here.
We can hear you, Gav.
So we have the TTS working again.
Also, what's cool is that this time, we got...
I have large cock.
I'll kill you.
I will kill you
Shut up. Gaff we have
The TTS setup for not only twitch this time. Sorry
but
kick and
YouTube
Do we have all three this time that we can set up which is dope?
Which is dope?
We got it all
So we're gonna be able while we're gaming on the aisle sometimes or whenever we actually have a full day to devote to it
We are gonna play today for a little bit. So I do I got the edge man. I got the edge. I
Got the edge, bro
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Okay, we got to take this power away from dad
We gotta take this power away from dad, bro. We gotta take it away. We gotta take it away
way well bad news gap the program is it refreshing wait oh there we go okay oh
it's because so many get fucked I own it because so many people are the chat
all right everyone chat say goodbye to Gav Gav say goodbye say goodbye say
goodbye. Yes, you're leaving. Goodbye. Goodbye. Fuck you. All right, there we go. The power
has been taken. So we can actually add that now, which is sick. We can communicate with
our dinos and TTS if it's somebody in the stream. Doesn't mean stream service, but probably
stream site. We'll figure it out. It's gonna be fun. So, I mean guys I think we just I think
we just jump in there. I mean we have like I said we have an hour and 45 minutes. We don't have a
lot of time. We'll jump in there, get back to what we were doing on whatever the fucking
and dynos called and keep going. You guys in? Are we going to play the aisle after Marathon?
Let's see what Pina's thinking. I don't think Pina, also Chad, I'll catch up on all the love
here in a moment. I don't think Pina enjoyed it that much last night.
I don't know I don't know
Funky Ladders say if you guys are in here today, how did you guys like it?
Yeah, you guys liked it
It's cool man. It's cool. We um
Think I've talked about launching servers up again. It's just it's it's hard
hard. Really hard. It's hard. It's hard because like what? Okay, listen, yeah, I love you.
You know, I love Agupa. All right. The problem is, is in those servers, like when we launch
our servers, what ends up happening is that it's just all of us, right? Which is great.
We love gaming with you guys.
The problem is, is there's always those couple of bad apples,
couple of bad apples that ends up having the stream up,
ends up following the nut around,
following the other guys around,
and it just makes it a little bit more difficult
because when we're on three servers or two servers,
because we usually can't fill up five or six or seven,
but we can fill up three or two.
There's just not a lot of places that you can't find us.
And then you just, people will pull up streams
and you know, they'll just hunt us down, sadly.
And it's not even about the hunting is down part.
It's more about just like,
it's not an authentic aisle experience.
You know what I mean?
What makes the aisle so much fun
is the random bullshit that happens.
And we don't get any of that random bullshit
on our own servers, because it's just all of us.
most of the time people are watching, you know?
What is this, Gaff?
I
California. Wait, where's all the people with blue hair? Sorry, maybe too soon. Okay, all right. All right. All right. Let's get in there.
there. Um, so here's, yeah, we, I think we continue our alo. Because again, we don't
have much time. We got an hour or some change. I think we jump on our alo and we continue
the grow. All in favor say aye. Alright. Terry 3.0. Right Terry 3.0 as soon as Terry
fuck yeah no arc no I'm gonna be honest like we talked about before though a lot
of us are like what we're kind of at that point with arc where we're just
waiting for new content you know like I'm not like sim or tea or even ninja in
in the regard of like I don't I don't in oh no no no no okay I don't enjoy doing
the same thing over and over again for a long period of time like just like doing
nothing like just just continuing to do like PvP like I don't I'm not a big fan
of that. I like there being new things, new content, new things to do every day, you know,
and there just isn't that right now. What is- what the fuck is going on? Is that music
Game
The hell's going on
What the fuck was that?
All right.
Oh
It's rare
Yes
Yo
You scared the fuck out of me. Oh my god. Oh my god, it scared me so bad. Oh
Rare where are you?
Wait, wait, wait what? What?
Middle middle
Oh my god, he scared me so bad. He scared me so bad
Oh
Is you are you over here? Oh
What I saw bro
Yes
All right rare
What is your what's your twitch name? What's your twitch name? So I get your TTS working. This is perfect
This is perfect. Also Nick. I don't know what you said, but I feel like you do a jab
Or I love you
All in a second, E-N-A-U-S-E-R-S.
D-N-A-U-S-E-R-S.
All right, say something.
Let's check.
Type something.
The Dino gods have came back.
We're rocking and rolling.
Where's that deer I just killed?
Brother, there's so many people all around us.
Where's that deer I just took out?
There's the blood there's the blood
Yo, I killed a deer like two found it wonderful what Nick say Nick, what did you say?
Oh, we gotta get Nick on this game, bro
He wants to try the Isle, bro dick, bro. You got him, man
You gotta come play with me and P
I heard about it, bro, it's I kind of want to do that half of me
What's the start at the beginning just so they can see it, bro?
Because you don't get to see the pain you get to see the success of us living yesterday join us on aloe
He might enjoy aloe
where I agree I agree I agree all right we're playing it next week Nick put in
your calendar Monday or Tuesday we're playing put it in your calendar there's
a little fucking dinosaur kiss over here bro now I want to kill him
Is there a bore on ours?
It is.
That's an A. We need that.
Where is that?
So, chat, is there anything that's faster than us on Allo?
No, we're fast as fuck, okay, cool.
Raptors in golly.
Okay.
Raptors are a little faster oh oh oh right there right there right there right there
Yeah.
NCR EsS.
Ceres
Little guy.
Well there's a little one. There's a big one, Chad.
There's a little gator, there's a big gator, we're not going after him.
Let's go.
Time to travel, although I would love to kill that boar.
And get our A up just a little bit.
You see it?
Yesterday was fun to watch, hell yeah.
well we still have those raptors for our next for our next run
oh bro I rare I'd be careful bro yeah now we get it
Shut up!
Where's he going?
Jesus! Not already!
Holy shit!
Everything's fine?
The fuck is that?
Alright, we got him!
We got him!
Good, this gracious a thing.
I just, oh, he murdered something in real life!
Oh my god!
oh man all right we got our B we got our A we're growing at 131% pro we're not
even 50% grown dudes we're still small we are still small I feel like now that
I can kill like boars like I'm a giant I turned on the volume a little bit that
was fucking crazy
oh man
I don't know where I am. Can we still grab cords while we're in the skin code? Oh, we
can! We can! Glad to have you back on the Isle again, much love, brother. Let's rip
some shit up. Hell yeah, hell yeah! Isle map.
Is the aisle gateway map is that updated chatter is that an old map it looks old
What's the new website you guys use for the for the maps
Use a view Luna
You know
What the fuck was that you scared me?
Is there someone on our pig?
Alright, let's get the max out this A and then we'll continue.
for a little bit longer a couple more bites and then we'll go let me get this map pulled up
you guys posting the map in the chat this one right here okay
all right and then we go like this so
see you I don't know I don't know how to work this
my hide
coming from where we was
what's coming from where we was
Maya
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Be ready to run, bro.
Big one-two.
Oh, damn it.
What am I doing over here?
We gotta dip. We gotta dip. Run! Run for your fucking life!
Nothing about this is good nothing about this is good run for your fucking life
We'll reconvene into the bushes
He's gonna get stuck in there
WTF I don't know what the hell that was but we got it
Into the trees!
Go!
What the heck? Why is he over here?
Pudge.
Run. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running.
We're just- we're just gonna peace out this whole area.
We just peace out this whole area, bro.
Fuck that thing
I don't even if we're full-size can we even kill that thing I guess it maybe we like double pounce it
Yes, okay, but we got to get larger
We need to live we need to live we need to live you got to survive low salt
Bro this area of the map can suck my whole Johnson
We'll go to the migration zone I think maybe that's maybe that's the vibe we're on
Bro this this area sucks we go right
Okay, I think we if we just go around this life, maybe
It's just
All right, we need stamina just get our stamina back up real quick. Oh
Oh, those who don't know, we just saw that was a Maya, that's a herbivore, but it's
fast as shit.
Fast as shit.
He was chasing her for a minute.
If that thing caught us in the open, we were dead, we were cooked.
They are very strong.
I use that AVER media builder.
I was screaming hutch the whole way to UNGL.
Because we're only 45% grown.
So if it's your first time watching the aisle,
let me explain how the game works.
It's like Daisy.
You start from a baby, your goal is to get full grown.
Even if you are a carnivore, until you actually get size,
like until you start growing a lot,
like everything can kill you, herbivores,
other carnivores, like it's just GGs.
The goal of the game right now for us
is to maintain our diet, which is down here to the right,
by eating things that are on our preferred food
in order to get an increased growth rate
so that we can get larger faster
Whenever we're large, especially like adult,
that's when we can start killing everything.
Right now, it's just about surviving,
running away from everything,
killing things that are smaller than us
and eating anything that's on our diet.
That's it.
We need to go get that egg.
I'm good on stamina.
You good on stamina?
I need food again soon, growth spurt, just hit.
All righty, let's go get some.
Ooh!
Fucking bees, you gastro.
Aye!
Fuck!
Damn it!
Let's not risk any swims yet.
I just picked up paw prints on the ground.
Careful.
Wait, bro, did we just do a monstrous circle?
Did we just do a huge circle?
Camera, read chat. What's up, folksy?
Yes, LL. Oh my God.
Well, that's not good.
Alright, let's go in and let's go left.
Well, that's, that's, that's as bad as it gets.
Well, explains why those paw prints are there.
How the hell did we just do a circle?
Yo, thank you so much for the take gifted. I haven't read a single sub yet today. Also my sub alerts are off
That's probably why I haven't read anything. I will catch up. I promise
You want our today no art today
Let's try and get around this water and go to the path, I think.
Maybe that's what we need to do.
I mean, bro, we know there's dynasuchus in the water.
I don't think we swam.
send it send it all right fuck let's do it let's do it
Oh
Oh, come on
Oh
Oh my god
Let's keep moving bro. I have low on stamina. Maybe we chill for a second since we made our cross. Oh
My god
And the crocodile swim underwater yeah, yeah water is I mean bro. It's a bitch dude
Right now we're getting very lucky. I
I
Think it's the new map is helping us as well, but water is
The most dangerous thing. I hate it
Yeah, you can host your own servers
We're all the animals at migration zone in front of us that's where we're headed
We got to traverse the land and get there
Hutch was the croc god before chat face with tears of joy
Yeah, I do love playing me some croc. I gotta play it on this new map
Now that is gonna be this is my goal. We get this full grown. We check this dino off
we gotta grow a Rex we have to I got I I have to get a fully grown Rex and then
we get a fully grown Dinosuchus now there's a thing in this game called
getting an elder which means that it's bigger than even a full grown I don't
know how to do that I'm gonna figure it out though I have to I guess some
music rolling yeah we got to get to full ground before we think about it ahead of
of us. Oh, what's that about? Oh, bees. Oh, bee, bee,
ahead of us. I heard something. I might have heard we killed it. Man, we're getting big.
This food is not lasting us at all.
Yep, you hear that?
Dinosukus in the water, careful.
Big Dinosukus in the water over there.
No more swimming.
We gotta go out left.
going back this way. We go out left and we go all the way around. No, every dinosaur
that you see that we kill or we run into are all players. The boars, deers, chickens, those
Those are AI, but all the other dinos, they're all players.
These dinosaurs take hours to grow, two hours, three hours, four hours, five hours, eight
hours, 12 hours.
So when we get big and we start killing other people, we are killing hours of time that
they took to grow those dinos.
That's what is so fun about the game.
Like we kill the guy, we're taking four hours of him growing away from him.
like that where you're hearing that's a player doing a one-call somewhere I mean
brother I don't understand how we get around this water is this is this like
we have to swim it's the only choice we got
it's all water follow you wanna hit Delta all right anywhere that's not
We're not here. We're not in another circle.
There you go, Dinosuke or someone.
That's a player.
That little guy running, that's a player right there.
Do anything you can to get away from us.
That little guy.
I'm coming. I'll come no arc. We're just chilling. We're only going to be on for a little bit
today so we're just playing a game we want to play. Spino still in the game? No, they
They just added the recs though.
What about music?
Is that better?
Brother, it's just more water. Fuck!
Skyra music down.
we see we got to take out
take out the Maya you don't know what you're talking about that is death oh I
got my next one give me a second
All right, we just grew a little bit, hell yeah.
Feel more damage to low health animals, over health slightly faster, water, fall damage
is stamina, food drain slower, increased bleed resistance, incoming damage.
We are stuck on an island. You might have to cross water again. Crock are not real.
Oh my god. Increased swimming speed?
What do you guys take here?
25% health increase during the rain is pretty nasty.
Big gastro?
Alright.
Good.
Alright, where are we going?
Luckily it's a little foggy.
oh brother where where you think we're gonna have to cross out oh all of this all
of this grind and time to die to a fucking guy to suit and sit in the water
We're going to try and get as close as possible without having this one.
Oh, brother.
I made it.
You made it? Over there?
fuck it
ohhhhhh hahaha ahhhhhhhhh
fuck
let's go
dude
whoa whoa whoa oh is that you? okay
HIG!
Or we're near us.
Oh you can hear, you can hear our footsteps now when we run.
On me!
Shut the fuck up!
I
Shut the fuck up
Shut up
Nice
I
Damn I am monstrous bro and I got to eat so much I bro
I'm chilling until I hear something else. I got my regained the stamina.
Wow! Wait a second. Dinosuke is getting, what's it called? It's super easy now, huh?
The salt water mutation.
What are we doing? We are migrating right now to the migration zone. Trying to get there.
Well, I forgot how much this, uh-oh. Tarkus in front of us. I forgot how fun this game
is. My Tislam is just getting scratched. Do you know what made me play this game?
Yeah, have you guys seen the new Netflix the new Netflix? What's it called?
The
The dinosaur
Bro, it's been it's it's got me hooked
It's got me hooked Brandon. Thank you for the tip much smile panic Imperial. Thank you Michael. Thank you for the sub
M2. Thank you so much for the 18 months more singing for the four JG thinking for the prime
fallen Simon Robert chill and net thinking for the tier ones. I think we're gonna do our
super chat. Can you and peanut play Tarkov again? I don't know about that one. Nerdy David
29 months. Quantum drinking spot on me. Got you. YK Thub, W Lord. They guys have so much
the subs awful thing for the $10 super chat how much are you how they pay you
people double it oh man I yep it would it is James said thanks a bunch for the
five gift and burden flaring thank you guys so much for the subs if I missed
you I appreciate you thank you for the sub thank you for the love guys sorry we're
kind of restricted for time so I do I literally had a plan on playing the
today for like nine hours maybe even ten hours appreciate that rare we have a
sponsor today you can thank peanut find us up for it although we are so
excited we can't wait isn't that right chat isn't that right boys
All right, continue our journey music back on
Let's go boys. There's a couple of goopas hanging around
Well game we're playing marathon that we're playing in a tournament we're playing with peanut and Genji
Oh
Check it
Yeah
Why don't you say I got it
here you eat that
i eat it all just carry it up you won't get nothing
so we are right now 78% growth rate
fifty one percent grown
now the rest hutch
thank you good sir
Huh one bite you shouldn't have let's keep on pushing
Dad don't know slander in here listen
Well, we got all the time in the world to play the aisle man. We got all the time in the world boys
We'll be back.
You're just leaving us.
Yeah, I know.
I am leaving on Sunday.
I'll be back in time.
In time, I'll be back for my Johnny.
Oh!
Big!
In time, I'll be back for my Johnny.
Oh!
Big!
After I don't leave Sunday, I'll be back on Thursday.
Raptors.
Alright, you take the rest. I'm good on A.
Who the fuck approved time off?
Alright boys, we're almost there.
We're almost to the migration zone.
Hell yeah.
Alright, listen.
Let's play this smart. Okay? We're still small. We will pick things off and we will watch the
other one eat. All right? We got it. We got to play smart, slow and methodically. Because
if we get caught out by some Maya or a group of Raptors, we're fucked.
We're screwed.
I agree.
Okay. Alright, good.
I'm good on stamina. You good on stamina?
Alright, let's move.
When are you gonna fight?
Very soon.
I'm a little nervous about the fighting because I'm- we're getting these little skips.
But fuck it.
Fuck it.
Hey, everyone, as much as you, I'm a- I'm a chonky boy.
Chonk it, Chonk it.
Uh, 145.
You like the Skyrim soundtrack? Thank you, thank you.
How much do you weight?
I am at...
1,197 kilograms.
Ocean.
Yeah, I'm a big ol' Chonkis.
Hey, oh boy. I could fuck up a lot of stuff now
He meant IRL
Dang 700 RN. Okay. All right. It's not terrible
Where are we at? All right, cool
Let's keep pushing towards the migrations on my friend
I don't mind this game at all it's a it's a fun game if you weren't here yesterday you're
not as invested as everybody else it's always more fun to watch it grow from start to finish
typically we I always oh yeah a good call good call good call typically I always start
a new dino but we had this from yesterday we didn't really get to play it and I'm trying
to get this full grown so we said screw it beautiful look at that camouflage nice good
call it helps to keep our so if you see behind us you can see those little cues
people can track players so you can track players off of footsteps you can
also track players off of blood but when we attack someone our dino causes
bleeds, right? We can press Q on those bleeds and track people through the force. You can
also do that with footsteps as well. So smother yourself in mud, helps to mass those footsteps,
helps with the camouflage so they can see you less, and helps with the bleeds as well.
Like if you're bleeding in any role, you can just see right here. I can see that
do again I missed it all right we need to lock in I'm hearing a lot of stuff
what are we hearing is that a Maya pack did look at Q if we press it on here we
We can look at the footsteps.
Oh, it's in that bush and they're working there.
Usually would highlight a footpath.
Maybe more aloes and other aloes are not friendly, so be careful.
We should have taken the cannibal trait.
I'll take cannibal last.
Crocs in these waters by the oh you see that one. Oh, no, it's a rock out there. Oh
I didn't get it
shut the fuck up shut the shut the fuck up
I'm good
All right, we're in the big hub almost in the big hub
All right, that's probably gonna be our last meal before we kill player lock-in chat
Get our stamina up
Let's hear it careful. I think there's a crooked dealian in the water. I swear. I just heard something in there
Careful, careful, careful, I'll go near that water now.
So what's our goal on aloe?
Are we, should I, should I pounce everything?
Anything that's smaller I pounce?
that larger eye try and bite bleed?
Okay.
Running and hold left click.
All right, I need to try that I
Mean almost anything we can pin together tbh once we are bigger
But yes, definitely are and try and get that bleed going got it. Okay, so
I hold left quick. Oh shit
Okay, got it got it got it got it is it always the left side
Okay, so it's always that left side got it wonderful
Manual attack on
Manual alt attack there we go
I
Was that all the source all right, I just keep running out of stamina. I'm just gonna walk like I gotta just walk for a little bit
Brother what the fuck is going on over there
are we in hell like all I'm hearing is other players I like the aisle more than
path of Titans just for the realism factor at the Titans just a little too
RKD for me. I love the feel of this game. Oh.
Okay.
No, Crocs are real players. Every, again, if it ain't a deer or a boar, it's a real
player. The birds in the sky are real players, the crocs in the water, the little dinosaurs,
the big dinosaurs, it's all players. The only one that's AI is the one that looks like a big
long chicken. Those you can run into that are AI, but everything else is just straight up players.
And all of it, everything you see, the larger it is, the larger amount or the more amount of
time it took for them to grow it. So like when we see a T-Rex fully grown, and we're running
for our lives that player took 8 hours to grow that T-Rex for 12 hours or 13 hours depending
on their diet and how safe they played. Anything that we kill we've taken away hours of people's
work and then we get to eat them and celebrate. Or vice versa, they get to eat us and celebrate.
That's why people love this game is because it's the amount of investment and the amount
of loss.
What we're hoping is we can sneak up on some players and ambush them.
That's the hope.
I would love to kill some babies.
Find ol' Stego or something else, nurture any young and just kill that motherfucker.
That's what I want, end game.
That is the ultimate prize, bro.
Nothing better than seeing two players trying to grow another player and killing that little motherfucker right next to him
Oh, it's awesome. It is fucking awesome
Demo on the right
What's on the right
Careful jab on it's all something
You got right I got left
Oh
Right player on the island on the island bro on the island
I've seen someone on the island where careful, careful, careful, could be bait on the big
ass.
Oh, I see him.
You see him?
What is that over there?
Oh, rare.
You psychopath.
He's swimming.
He's coming to our side.
He's on our side now.
Come back.
he's on our side now come back come back come back come back brother he's right
on the other side he swam across the pond right there and he's gonna be maybe
coming up over me over this hill ambushes motherfucker when he gets over
here I don't know chat was that a full-grown
Oh, we did look big, bro.
I think we could take it.
You want to go dry rare?
If it starts looking sus we pull out.
I'm going to go back to the
walk in
Right here is where we saw him last.
All rays on him. I think we're gonna send.
I'm so locked in I'm so I'm so locked in I'm so locked in I'm pretty sure that was a Sarah
Sarah's our bitch because if they hit you with the right click it's when they open up their
mouth. They make you throw up and it sucks.
I don't see anything. I don't either. He was over here though. 100% we saw him.
I got a little deer over here we can eat pop off we continue the hunt
Oh
Raptors to the right
But oh wow I eat it in two bites
Rather I'm a monster
two bites! you're a good lol
oh my gosh alright next one's yours sorry
holy fuck I am humongous
only 56% grown
don't remember when that deer was killing us?
Oh my gosh!
Alright, I mean, I don't know where this guy went.
We go over the hill.
We keep trucking, I guess.
Keep looking for players.
The hunt continues.
I'm a little- okay, hear me out.
I find it a little fucking insane that that Sarah went through the entire water.
find that fucking nuts?
Find that sus.
Why are you going through the water in the thickest part of the water?
There's some what fast swimmers. Yeah, I guess you're right.
You're about to be a fast dyer too.
Man, it's getting dark, dark, dark. I can't see shit.
Can't see anything now.
Alright, we chill. Maybe we'll see something walk in front of us. And we just hang out
for a bit, maybe. We ain't gonna find nothing, and even if we do find something, they're
just gonna run away from us as easy as possible the only thing we can really do
right now maybe we get some water do you think this is a water gathering angle
or not fuck it
toggle night vision oh yeah let me toggle it we got night vision toggled
Ben, it's just TARG!
Wait, so you're telling me that there's a private server with 400 players on it and it's stable?
I hear that Sarah. We were hunting over there yelling
Zero AI
And it works
Like the the the amount of food and stuff is good enough to sustain you
Really?
I'm down to try it.
Well, we'll pick a day and try that.
That sounds fucking epic.
I'm so down.
Something ahead of us.
Yeah, I heard that.
I heard that.
Oh, I still love baby deer.
I think we hear something ahead of us, walk in.
Rex in front of me.
Oh, shit.
How big is that Rex?
Smaller.
Yeah, that's killable.
Oh, look, look, look to the right of the Rex.
Look to the right of the Rex.
Might be able to pin it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Raptor. Raptor to the right fully grown.
A chicken.
And a dillo.
And then a Rex.
Wait, are they mixed packing by the water?
Why want to try and pin wrecks?
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's that coming over the hill?
Is that a second wrecks?
There's a second wrecks, bro.
There's two Rexes.
That one looks smaller than the first one.
And then there's a huge mix pack down by the water.
Fuck.
Let me know what you want to do.
I want to see what their goal is, because there's another, there's a third Rex hanging
out down there.
See, look, are they all mixpacking?
Mixpackers for sure.
Ah, what does this game become?
Small ricks on left.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we attack.
And if we attack, we attack soon.
Gap right here.
I'm hearing them.
We going for a pin.
Hold him.
Hold his bitch ass.
He ain't getting up.
Hold him.
Hold up! You're dying it!
RUN!
Get off! Get off! Get off!
RUN!
Motherfuckers!
That was great, bro.
Honestly, that was great.
We would've killed this bitch as-
oh you got something hell yeah we take your little friend you mother fuckers
damn it dude we had him we had him fuck well that was so good up in the trees up in the trees
let's chill bro we can take one of these guys out we can we can
damn it bro!
fuck the belbys with them!
chat we voice there is not one not two but three rexes over there we can try and keep
them bleeding really we almost had him we had him bro we had him the problem is
is they're gonna keep getting resets man and we are they can kill us in literally
two bites like it's just we have to catch one out by themselves that's it
that's the only chance we have we so you can tell the damage on somebody by the
cuts and the scars on their back it happens like in real time that guy he's
probably half health if we would have been able to kill him we would have been
zeroed out. Coming to US from water are in small. I'm not seeing him I'm not seeing
I'm ready to move it whenever you are. What's coming?
What'd you see?
Risky has lost his mind. It is what it is after a failed hunt like ours. I understand why he's lost his mind
But he has lost his mind
What's a mix pack so in this game there's unwritten like there's unwritten rules
One of the unwritten rules is is you don't mix pack you don't pack up with things or people that isn't of
LMAFEL was a aloe right here
with things that isn't your species unless you're a herbivore. What ends up
happening is that people get in discords, they pick the most powerful dinos that
they can, herbivores, carnivores, omnivores, and they get a huge pack and it
makes it to where there's zero chance of you winning because every dino has its
flaws, right? T-Rex can't move fast. You can outrun it, you can bleed it,
whatever. But if a T-Rex and is playing in his buddy, let's say playing crocodile, when
you fuck that T-Rex up, he'll just swim in the water and his buddy who's playing the
crocodile makes it to where you can't kill him. Or like yesterday, we had Dillos or
Dibbles, which is the big fat ones. We had a four pack of Dibbles and then three
dynasuchus is which is the crocodiles the dibbles killed a bunch of players
and then protected
the bodies so that their friends who are playing the dynasuchus is
could eat the bodies and get bigger
that's what happened when we were playing with peanut last night
i've now played for two days
and on both characters
i've seen massive mixbacks
it's kind of sad to see man because like
It's one of the cool things about the aisle is like the cool little experiences you get.
A bit of saying it's about the five gifted.
Mix packing is so cringe it's sad.
I wish there was something they could do about mix packing.
I don't know man.
I personally think it should be a bannable offense but you know I, it is what it is
like.
Crazy.
When we start playing this game a lot, usually whenever we play on, yeah we go back 100%.
When we play on like official servers, I'll leak the servers so that people can come
in here and we'll try and kill them on raptors.
Oh, left, left, left, left, left, left on us, raptors.
Where'd that guy go?
There he is.
It's not a big one.
I think it's a small one.
We pull off, we pull off, we go back after that T-Rex bitch.
I thought it was a full grown raptor.
So full grown raptors can outpace us Chad, huh?
They cannot run us?
Oh, let's kill that.
Yeah, they can, cool.
I
Have a feeling we're gonna end up getting killed by that mixed bag
Right there
Uh-oh raptor with a broken. Oh, I thought his leg was broken
Yeah, too fast too fast. I thought his leg was broken. I thought he broke it in his leg
All right, let's go see if we can't kill one of those mix pack
If you get sidetracked by these damn raptors
Need stem back will quick. All right sounds good. I'll wander around hopefully beta fight and you come in
There's a bore I'll have completely on food real quick
we also need to get water soon do you know rare if there's any safe drinking
spots over here or no
we're just by the rick's is lol by the Rex's home go fucking figure huh go
fucking figure all right well let's go fight for the water and all we have to
fuck them
we need goats dryosaurus and Mayans or we drink here in my body block no no no
because if you die we lose the pin
We lose the pin I have zero chance of killing the rex's
Or viewers with this game than arc the aisle is
The aisle is one of those games, bro
Like some of the highest viewership I've ever had was playing the aisle just because
I think all of us have a little bit of the Tizminus and it scratches that itch but number
two, bro, it's the most engaging game.
Like you get attached to watching like this said dinosaur like all this one, Terry 3.0,
Fred.
So when we lose the dinosaurs, bro, the pain sucks.
Like it hurts losing a Tino, bro.
I mean, bro, we've been growing this since yesterday and we're only at 60%.
Wait till we're at 100% and then we die.
Bro, it fucking sucks.
It's awesome, man.
And you build up Vendetta's, like, there's a lot of times where you'll get in fights and you'll have to break off,
they'll have to break off, no one ends up dying or like, you maybe lose one teammate, and you'll find those same
players.
Three, four, five hours later in a session.
And you'll fight them again. It's cool, man. We've had
We had one time
A raptor group that we all yeah, Mickey's been in the DMs
We'll get it. We'll get him with us one day anonymous soon probably next whenever I get back up for my trip or maybe someday
but uh
We've had where me and a pack of raptors
Grew from babies to full grown. Okay
And we took on a stego pack of like six of them and we killed every single one of those stegos and by the end of it
Everyone in our group died besides like two of us
That's what the coolest part about this game is it's not about if you're gonna die
It's about when you're gonna die and who in your group is going to survive. That's it
careful, don't get pinned
We need to, we need to be looking at these bushes.
Yeah, I know that raptor is behind us.
Just fine probably just doesn't have a pack. He's trying to eat off of our stuff
All right, we're that safe drinking spot
Oh, you're hungry
What's that? What's that up there? It's something dead. Careful, bro. Careful, careful. You
you need to G everything you should probably
look at this
I'm looking at it, bro. I'll be over there in one second.
Who died?
Brother!
Did we kill the T-Rex? Did it bleed out?
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Balls. Take food.
Take food.
Take food and hold it.
Hey, run for your fucking lives!
Is that a fully grown?
Is that a full grown?
Oh my god.
That big one killed all the other ones that we fucked up, I think.
Oh shit.
They're chasing.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Yep.
We don't know that guy.
We can turn on these guys right now.
We can turn on them.
Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn.
We killed this dude.
They overextended.
These guys are dead.
What's his motherfuckers doing?
Come back over.
Is this one of ours or one of theirs?
Come here little guy.
Yeah, come on.
Come on, Coops, you with us now.
Anyone who can survive an attack like that, you with us now, Coops.
Welcome in.
welcome in ah shit we got a fully grown t-rex with a bunch of wrappers
well what is going on man
I need water rare we're gonna have to go and roll the dice soon. I think
Come yeah, just see if I can ambush one of these cats
Bitch.
Alright, let's go drink.
Come on, Coops.
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
bitch oh bro they're with a larger version of us too bro they got one of us over there
oh shit I fucked up run bro dumps damn enough cube stay hiding all right we're okay
Bro these loser.
We can talk to him because he's one of us so the same type of dinos can talk to the
same type of dinos.
So we can talk to the guy who's mixed pack and who's the same as us.
Bro there's no way they have a stego as well.
There's no way they have a staggo as well.
You gotta be fucking my ass.
Brother, what is going on?
they got a staggo, they got a t-rex, they got one of us, they got two raptors, three raptors
they got dibbles
so wait wait wait, so just so I understand
the mix packing
Rex's with the dibbles
got killed
by the t-rex
and the raptors, is that
the two t-rexes died to the one t-rex
and the devils died with the raptors.
I think that's what just happened.
I think he, I think the pieces of shit died
to figure pieces of shit.
And there ain't a dinosaur in sight
Unless there is bro, and I'm about to get grabbed
Now I don't do it if I die I die
It is what it is
Was the aim of this game survived man
Surviving to reach full size that is that is the ultimate goal of this game
Sniper, thank you toxic. Thank you safekeeper and snappy. Thank you for the sus pineapple Devster
Thank you so much. I spot thing for the hundred bits and they were two 200 bits. I appreciate you
I'm chilling
I mean, bro, I can't believe it.
I don't know.
I don't know what to do now.
Maybe we got a huge mix pack.
What do you got there?
You need to stand back, fully empty.
All right, all right.
Let's just chill.
Are you still starving, Rare?
You need me to go get you some food?
I'm good right now.
All right, well, there's one right here.
I'm at good unfit now all right coops come over to me then after risk
I want over baby coops get over here motherfucker come eat
Oh, that's a rabbit.
There's another deer right there.
Let's kill this guy right here.
What'd you say?
of those corners I know. So with this many T-Rexes. Why can't we hear them? Because there's
no in-game chat. Most of the time they just listen to the stream. For rare skis I have,
He is set up with an AI voice for the Texas speech in chat.
Rarski, say hello.
Oh, a little bit of a delay.
There's Rarski.
Are Stegos still broken?
No, Stegos are fixed.
Supposedly.
I'm caught a gun in my true and near a gun.
Aliving me up.
Now we gotta get stamina when we go back over there.
I think, listen, the goal right now for us, even if it's a small one, is to kill one
of the mix pack.
That's it.
Listen boys.
Coops, we're gonna have to listen. This is the strat. Coops, you in the stream?
Okay, listen, Coops, this is the goal. But you're going to send you in.
You're going to walk around and mill the open. All right. When that raptor, whoever
lays their eyes on you and tries to murder you, you are going to run back to us.
You're going to be tucked behind rocks.
When that motherfucker comes through those rocks,
we pounce on them or kill them.
And we ain't getting off till they're dead,
unless a T-Rex is coming, then we got to bail.
That is the goal.
You're going to go out to a 40.
I need you to run a 1.2 second 40 right back to us.
We pounce, we kill, we grab as much as we can,
we dip and we just keep doing that.
Well, here's the thing, when we pin that motherfucker,
he...
Who the fuck is that?
Miss Kiribu, who the fuck is Miss Kiribu?
Hold on a minute, I'm gonna listen to our ploy
right up there on that rock.
You see that little motherfucker up there?
Who is that?
Hey!
Uda! Talk to him, Koop!
Talk to him!
Somebody's listening!
It's almost listening to our plan, this ain't good.
Shit!
Bad news. Our ploy's been heard. What's up? Ask her if she wants to join a noble cause.
Say you want to join a noble cause? Do what she says.
Say mix packers on the other side of the hill.
Coops, you got fuckin' arthritis?
Go to PT-L-O-L.
Coops, what the fuck are we doin', Coops?
Coops! Focus!
Talk to Miss Carabou!
What the hell you killed a PT for?
Recruit her!
Go sh'dammit, Coops.
What's up, Kira? God, bless Coops.
Coops, what are we doin'?
Coops she already said what's up. You don't say what's up to a what's up?
What are we six graders? What the fuck is going on?
To straight to the point Coop we want to kill mix packers argue in
We can't talk. We sound too big. She'll get scared. Oh
Oh
My gosh, Coop somehow it's working whatever you're doing is working
He's cooking. He's cooking. He's cooking.
Alright. Sure. Pass the vibe test. Welcome. Welcome in.
Now, ay, ay, Rayna, now we walk out the bushes. Puffy chest. Puffy chest. Puffy chest.
Huck a cha-
Ah!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
That's where we're at.
One of them...
...are one of us.
We kill that motherfucker first.
Can I invite you?
Is it on the groups of three shit all right group full all good
Stay with us
Let's go team
We're growing in size
We're gonna kill these mix packers if it's the last thing we do
And if any of us die you've died for a noble cause can I get an amen in the chat?
Coops look pretty
Rarski pin with me
Amen, I still don't remember your name, but you just be the bait run in the middle and don't die
Let me get the music
We will not pull back until one of these motherfuckers is dead.
Coops, go forward and see what you see.
Report back.
Who the fuck is that?
There he is!
Attack!
This is him!
This is oh it's a Sarah on me
And that motherfucker
Yes! Fuck you!
Yes! All right, all right, all right!
I can chill out!
Shit, yeah! Fuck yeah!
One down! Eat up! Eat up!
Oh!
I got it!
What you get?
Fuck you!
One down.
Also, rare?
Hey.
O-M-G, we are finally ripping shit up.
Hey, listen.
I didn't mean to hit you with the right cross.
Alright, that's on me.
That's on me.
You came, you just, you came at me.
And I freaked out.
I was in a survival situation.
So I pushed y'all from there.
I forgot I had claws.
That's on me.
That's my bad.
Huh, we good?
We good
I'll take the hit for the kill. Hey, come on. That's my boy. That's my boy rider die rider die rider die
Damn bro, he tried to sneak past us. Did you see him? He had his head real low
He looked like Nick Merck's except just every day of Nick's life because he has no neck. You know what I mean?
Trying to stay real low
I'm lucky for him. I got a nose like symphony. He wasn't sneaking by me
I guess smell him from the future and the past yeah careful Raptors close close close
is this giving us anything we just filled up the stomach or some food there
right here. Finish this up. Oh no don't tell me the bug still exists. Fuck me and my ass.
No we're good okay.
Everybody's filled up I'm eating the rest.
Damn it Steve!
Alright, everything else is f**ked.
F**k it, whatever.
Oh my god, they're killing everything over there.
What's that?
Another little deer?
might as well just pop off.
That's a funny rabbit, don't need that.
All right, we continue, one down, one down.
I can't lie, out of that entire mix pack,
I'm pretty sure that one was either the smallest
or the most useless,
because he didn't know what the fuck he was doing.
Good luck us.
It's kind of looking devious with that all white with the blood on her face Jesus Christ.
Rare come in rare what are you seeing up there report back.
it all our end. All right sounds good. Chat why are we acting like cannibals are these crazy terrible
people? We literally cannibalize on every character and on our third trait we are 100%
taking cannibalism and eating everyone okay? I'm just gonna be honest I like eating other
Motherfuckers too. It is what it is. They think she just maybe like her more. Fuck it.
No, we ain't eating coops. We ain't eating right here.
Water allows are not friendly chats so best to eat everything.
See? Listen to coop. Listen to Rerski. We ain't everybody. Fuck it.
all right oh my gosh look at the mess these
Look at all the dead shit.
Let's go up to their den up here.
Watch out for a T-Rex.
Listen, I love y'all, but if a T-Rex grab a motherfucker, there ain't nothin' stopin'
him, and there ain't nothin' none of us can do about it.
We gon' watch you die, and that's with love.
Just so everyone knows, don't get grabbed by a T-Rex.
Unless it's a juvie, then we'll attack it.
Those big ones, lean attack and shit.
Bro, he sauce both of these motherfuckers up.
Look, it's the Dibble, the Dibble!
We were right.
Bro, the Dibble and the T-Rexes got clapped
by the other mix pack.
Or trike, sorry, fuck you.
Your Tism beats my Tism.
Tism Pokemon, I choose you!
Chad, is Peanut on yet?
bro watch peanut forget that he has a sponsor today oh oh what is this yes you
just got on got it we're gonna swap we'll switch over and god we have to
switch over in 10 minutes. Shies out.
That's perfect, I have work in an hour or so.
Cool.
I might jump on, I don't know what Peanut's plan is but I'm jumping on the aisle after.
If you're not around Rerski,
all good.
I'll start a T-Rex throw.
If you are around, then we'll jump back on.
God, bro.
This game is crack.
Across, coming to us from across the river.
We'll grow extra.
Dibble in front of us as well.
Oh is that a bore? It looks larger than a bore.
Yeah, I think I was wrong.
Crocs, wait, where'd you see the Crocs at?
They're trying to bait me in the water?
I don't believe it.
Coops, go look and see if there's Crocs in the water.
All right, I think I think we find a safe little spot boys
About right here is good. Let me eat the rest of this food over here. Oh
Yeah, you see him. Did you see him just come up for air?
I just saw his ass come up for air.
All right.
Where'd Misko?
Probably got lost.
All right, team.
Fall asleep where you need to.
I gotta go do this tournament.
Was a pleasure, Rasky.
Coops, was a pleasure, my friend.
Till next time.
If you wanna grow and meet us back up,
go ahead, if you wanna log out with us, go ahead.
Thank you guys.
Bro, good idle sesh.
We gotta pick, dude, we gotta get a day
where we just play for fucking 14 hours.
All in, say aye.
I just love brother, that was fun.
Yo, much love to you, bro.
Till next time.
We got a pick a day where we just played for 14 hours we have to
We have to
Tell a lot of pee I'm coming into the being there at a moment
All right
A long sponsor for it's a long sponsor, bro. It's like four hours
It's a whole tournament
We'll jump back on the aisle probably after unless peace stays on and wants to fuck around. I'm gonna try and convince them
I'm gonna try and convince them to just say fuck it and
And to play the aisle with us
Yeah, there's no there's no like account that I need to log into or anything, right?
I believe so.
All right.
All right, open up
So is it just like a kill race me look
All righty
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We're going to be playing a tournament with peanut and genji
AI kill a thousand root kill 2000 player slash runner kill 5000 per kill not down one tournament player kill
20,000 per finished kill not down first person extraction and plus 50%
Okay, so it's just a kill race
It's a kill race. It's a game race
We're gonna be loading in every kill has points killing runners is 5k the big money is killing another tournament player
That's 20,000 points if we run into another tournament player. We got a fucking whacksum
She's gonna be hard because we're playing against Shroud's team and Shroud's been playing every day
He has like purple shields and shit, so they're gonna stoo- dude. I don't know how we're gonna win
Now I know all I'm gonna hear is
Then he's gonna die and it's just gonna be hell, you know
Charge!
Yeah, be careful. Careful is my middle name.
Oh, he's opening up the box right now.
He's opening up the box.
I don't know where mine went.
tournaments brother can I be honest with you? Can I be honest with you? I'm
this isn't coming from place of hate. No liar. Yeah a little bit of this. Brother
the days of Tarkov are fucking over man. Like and I mean this like again with all
all due respect towards the players and people who love the game and so on so
forth. There's not a world where Tarkov is gonna in my opinion come back
I could let alone get to the level that it used to be.
It was a great game, greatest game ever ruined.
Awesome time, was awesome.
But you gotta remember, for like the last 10 years,
it was all about 1.0, getting to 1.0, 1.0, 1.0, 1.0, 1.0.
Now we're here.
And it let down so many people,
including myself and others,
like add that in with all the other bullshit.
It's just, it bro, it's,
To be honest with you, I don't think the Tarkov devs care anymore, like they're starting new projects under new management under new umbrellas. They're branching off completely away from battle state.
Like they're making a new game and they are not doing any of it with the name of battle state. They've launched a completely new shell so that they are completely detached from battle.
Completely like I think they're just they're done. I think it's a dead game. It's gonna
And I think it's only by their choice like they just don't want to do anything more with it, you know
And then again not come from place a hater or a place of like fuck that game
I that's just relax. That's reality, you know, we kind of saw that happen in real time. Oh
Oh, yeah, we are doing a discord I'm a Pia discord. I'm in the wrong one
Still best game ever hey listen at its peak that game
Incredible man
But nowadays, you know, we just we have so many other games like marathon like arc that just
I mean, bro, they in my opinion, want it more than ever you want about the games. They want it more
Yeah, bro, it was
We released is a way to hide behind it. It's been issues
Um, oh shit, I forgot we actually have some things well the last time we played we went
up huge with Timmy and P.
Wait a minute hold on a second.
We might be fucking rich 1.4 1.4 2.5 1.5.
I think we just sell M7-7s.
I think that's the gun I like.
Maybe we keep, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think we sell this.
Do we sell this, Chad?
Is this ass?
We can sell all this stuff.
I'll just sell all this stuff.
And then we keep that.
Oh my gosh, you have a second shotgun.
Okay, uh, Subbert.
Put that in here.
Uh, we sell this.
Put that in here.
We need one more sell.
We'll just sell the M77, one of the ones we have.
Put this in there.
Why not?
keep the shop going on us again so the tournament the basically it's the same
as what we used to watch in like Parkour tournaments
Are you ready for the Talsetti Tournament?
Yaaay!
Everyone says that we have no chance.
But I don't know I've been studying the grasshopper.
Hmm...
Shoot like a butterfly.
Fly like a bee.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
It will be unstoppable with insurmountable power.
Oh, I can't do it anymore listen. We cannot lose
Listen, listen this marathon
I've seen this type of style of tournament for where most of your points come from non tournament kills
Anyways, we have a really good chance. We have a great you not only if we lock in which we will because these other guys
They think oh that we've got it in the bag the mr. Hodge mr.
those guys suck we don't have to try but in reality we're like a sleeping
snake in the grass who wasn't really sleeping and tricked you he wasn't
sleeping we were never sleeping we were just closing our eyes I never sleep
no it was for the week for the week and let me tell you something else let me
tell you something else tell me since most of your points come from non
tournament kills there's a chance that God comes down and puts absolute fucking
morons in each of our games while putting gladiators and Vikings in
Don't guys don't do that
God hate for people to run at us with knives
I'm doing okay, I'm getting asleep. I'll take any of us did
I didn't know this, but apparently this tournament runs till 6, so I'm planning to get off.
Yes, it's 5 hours long.
Yeah, I'm probably just going to scream until 2am starting right now.
Holy shit.
Now I'm going to scream and fuck it.
Are you with me, Hudge?
Fuck it, let it ride.
Let it ride.
We're going to have to take a burger break.
Yeah.
We're going to have to take a burger break.
Big arch break.
Mm-hmm.
I
Actually, this is I know is gonna run this longer up. I would it's just
Yeah, we did you get close he drops out what she very commonly does
Would you like any joint or no? Yeah, no, I'll play if quick see drops out. Thank you
I didn't know this was fine a five-hour term if I knew that I probably wouldn't just find you but I
We've kind of made these plans like a week ago
Good
I don't don't don't okay good. Hmm. We look guys. We have about nine minutes
Wanted you I see we go over the rules of the tournament that way about we know and then everybody else does yeah
I I already looked at it
I
Took a quick glance. I took a quick glance. I think the biggest one, okay?
Is if we find somebody in our lobby who's in this tournament we must fight them
Yeah, yeah, we have to I'm gonna go over the rules and just read them aloud. Is that you have to be allowed
Oh, yeah, okay. Oh god. I have to listen to peanut
All right, here are the rules
Dear limits per map round one perimeter greens
You can only bring in green stuff round to diamars blue round three outposts purple and gold
okay bad items the below list of items is what they can't queue in the raid with
there is no limitations on using them first we're down to the rain the
loot room keys the lockbox keys and the talks room car okay stream sniping the
viewing of other participants stream or the main broadcast is a tournament
shall not be allowed in order to avoid stream sniping sorry it was our main
move shit as a tournament reaches the conclusion once the creators have
completed all the runs they can tune into the broadcast any loot the stream
cypress drop for creators cannot be used it will not count towards your score yes
don't stream stipends you're only
wait wait
don't make a gal
exploits if game breaking exploits loves your items that are not working as
intended are identified before the tournament conventions a list of these
exploits will be shared and participants and they will be banned
from using it okay that means to be fine a game-making exploit during the
tournament, we can use it all we want.
Yes!
Oh, good shit.
Any runs found to be completed using x points will not count.
OK, well, I'll just kind of change up right there, all right?
And any items recovered this way will be considered invalid
and will not count towards scoring.
Scoring format.
Runs will be scored based on kills and extracted loot value.
Each team's total points score
will be calculated by the following.
OK, this is important.
This is important.
Here we go.
in parentheses, loadout value post run
start of minus the start of run loadout value plus
AI kills plus normal player kills
plus tournament player kills
times extraction multiplier,
5% per person equals the total score for the run.
Good thing they made it simple here.
AI kill is 1,000.
I
Kills is 1,000 that means we have to kill I mean literally everything everything not do not do not
Like literally fill up your whole entire inventory with ammunition the whole thing. Yeah, the whole thing. Yeah
Rook kill 2000 points play as such running kill
5,000 per finish kill not down kill per finish
That means if you see another team down a guy just shoot that motherfucker on the ground
Don't!
Please ass down like a dog at this rate.
By the way, I know we just went over this,
but that means each player kills 5,000
and each robot kills 1,000,
so we will literally just be like committing mass murder
on robots across the map.
Yeah.
One tournament player kill is 20,000 points
per finished kill, not down.
Once again, you see another team down,
someone lay that motherfucker flat like a pancake.
Yep.
Good good red her three person extract is a plus 50 percent modifier
Plus five percent per team members plus five percent of the team member the extract
Priority contracts subject to change priority contracts will earn creators the most about
Objects perimeter round one eliminate the UASC commander in overflow
100,000 points now listen to me very carefully that is what we do first 100% that is what 100%
We sprint straight to him. Yeah, I mean straight to him. We throw our bodies at him. We throw our bodies at him
Round two dire marsh eliminate you ESC commander in algae pond
100,000 points once again we throw ourselves at him first thing in there no exceptions. We don't do anything else
Outposts, round three, into the pinwheel sip, 20,000 points,
that's easy, we've done that multiple times.
We've done that multiple times.
Complete a profit opportunity in pinwheel sip.
What does that mean?
Is that, oh, I think that means either the,
oh, you know the middle room with the three cards
or the winged rooms where you get,
when you activate those two buttons, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Oh, we can do that, we can do that, that's easy.
Lastly, complete a convoy profit opportunity, $50,000.
Hey, what's your convoy profit opportunity?
One of the quests on the map?
No, I don't know.
Guys, it's talking about outposts of the map.
What's a convoy profit opportunity?
It's an event.
Outposts.
Like, would it show us on the map?
I think so.
Okay.
Okay, I don't really know how they're gonna count that.
like what is the event like what if two teams are trying to do it at the same time?
Good thing. Yeah.
Good thing. Exactly.
All right. There's a little bit more. There's a little bit more last section
profit opportunities that are faction specific each worth 50,000 points.
So by the way, we do all these extra taxes.
By the way, I don't think it really matters what faction they're doing.
I think there's kind of doing this like they get more like game centric.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
Okay, so I'm not even gonna read
I'll read the faction, but I don't think it matters at all
Traxxas extract with $10,000 in loot value in your backpack. Boom. I mean
Easy-deasy that's 50,000 points around the rip
Well, we wait, oh, we might want to clarify this you know since factions specific contracts eat worth 50,000 points
I wonder if you can only do them once or one for a map. Let's clarify that. Let's ask a guy
Let's ask a guy. You're talking about such your government's jitty
I'm sorry, can you repeat all that?
Yeah, whatever.
Guys, guys, listen up, this is how we win the game.
Faction specific, what, both of you, extract, or wait,
faction specific contracts, each worth 50,000 points.
OK?
We want to ask them if it's one per tournament
or one per game, all right?
Okay, ask him.
I don't think you know what I'm talking about, Hutch.
Wait, the contracts, is it for each of us though?
That's another great question.
I doubt it's for each of us. I bet you it's as a team.
But let's ask, let's ask.
Okay, I'm going to read the facts in specific contracts.
Extract with $10,000, loot in the value, in the backpack, easy.
Extract with a purple implant in every slot.
I don't know if we'll be able to do that
unless someone brings in all purple implants in Outposts
So any time you can do that if anybody's rich in this game, I'm a little bit rich but not all purple rich
All right, you'll nine runners or rooks in a single run. Holy shit. Jesus. Me da
Get three eliminations with explosives or throwables. Probably not gonna do that
But if anybody's good with explosives, I'm not gonna at all. Please do it
New cow ten thousand for each new cow two X drinkable cheeseburger extracted on perimeter
I can already tell that whoever wrote this last part, every other part of this has made
sense.
It really said 10,000 for each new cow, two eggs, drinkable cheeseburger extracted on perimeter,
but it's literally in the list that is worth 50,000 points each.
So that's nothing.
That's nothing.
Cyber Acme enter a run with a sponsored kit and extract with two weapons, one core
and one implant for each slot.
Max three.
Okay.
Okay, I
Yeah
I I pre-doored asked for tacos before oh my gosh, I ate six tacos today
I've already counted them. I woke up. Yeah, I mean, I'd be at odd. Oh, I literally woke up in
45 minutes
Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir.
Alright, the tournament is supposed to be starting like literally right now.
Okay, invite us into a group.
So I can get up and grab an energy drink.
How do we do it to start?
Huh. Yes.
Okay, alright.
In announcements?
The event begins at 11 am.
PT is what says, okay?
They're writing right now.
Invite us peanut.
I'm working on it do it
All right, here you go, I'm sitting you in bites right now
Genji and one for mr. Hodge
Here you go
After all that basically just shoot everything and get
Contracts anything that moves we're killing. Yep. That's about it. No
I'm going to get a monster I can only bring in green did no one listen to a damn thing
Fuck you guys
Grab grab only green items for the first one only green items. Oh my god shotguns are considered green items
I'm going to rip these people apart
There's literally zero chance. It's a vibe. I have 88 fee. I can't listen to something that long
Yeah, it was still too long.
Fucking fuck it.
You're supposed to concentrate that long on something you're talking about that I don't even know what you're saying.
Uh, I think you just take, I honestly, I might take the Outline Sniper and take off blue stuff, because this Outline Sniper, one shot to people, oh no, two shot to people.
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
Oh man, but if I lose this, that'd be horrible for the tournament.
I don't know if I still in the first round.
Shit.
Alright!
Let's do this shit!
We can't have blue attachments on our gun, right?
Yeah, we can't have blue stuff.
I could take off the blue and make it green guys.
I was wondering if I'd take it in right now.
I
Know what's up say
My adrenaline is dumping from playing the aisle, bro
You would have thought a game with a bunch of dinosaurs would make my adrenaline pump more than anything rich or not rich
We're pretty rich we had a really good last session
Yeah, yeah, like I got a bunch of shotguns. I'm gonna be bringing in and stuff
Yeah, I don't I don't have that. I can wait one second. I don't think I've even used a shotgun in this game.
You haven't used a shotgun yet? No. It's the best weapon in the game. It's so good.
Yeah, but I haven't found one yet.
I
Okay, I'm good. All right, okay
Fucking I'm breaking it
$26,000 I
Don't think I have stuff unlocked
but then I think about three months I appreciate you don't do we say I have
twenty six thousand dollars I just don't think I have stuff unlocked yet I'm
reading the mission and a shotgun if you boys don't bring any blue items boys
will be instantly disqualified even the bottom yeah I don't have anything blue
on I'm all good all green everything good good good we're not looting at
Well, actually, I guess we do loot.
Well, only loot stuff that are really important.
Nothing that you need installed.
Yeah, like if we kill the boss, we'll loot the boss.
Wait, wait, let's check our...
Wait, we're assuming that someone's going to come here
and tell us what to start, right?
I'm looking at the announcements.
Wait, I'm going to make sure you look through all your updates
real quick.
See if you need any upgrades.
Hydra, thank you so much for the five gifts
that I appreciate you welcome everybody in.
Make sure you get some love in here for Hydra.
God, thank you so much for three months.
Banana night, Eve, so much for the stuff.
Hey guys, so I'm going to be giving you like the five minute
ten minute morning stuff.
So, should we?
Can I ask you a question about the rules?
What's up?
The rules down here say profit opportunities,
faction specific contracts, each worth 50,000 points.
I'm assuming you can only do this one time per tournament,
the whole tournament.
Correct.
Yeah, one time per team.
Wait, Percy, okay, got it, got it, okay.
I think you're good, sir.
No problem.
You're good, man, I love you.
Okay, I don't, oh, that's where I go for the game.
Peanut, backpack, change it.
What is it, the internet?
Oh, yes, I saw the backpack, I saw the backpack,
I saw the backpack, I got it.
Don't you worry, don't you worry.
I'm on a bus. I'm on a bus. Yep.
Close that. Close that. Good.
Okay. All right. I think I'm good. I'm a prepare.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna check my, my upgrades and make sure I don't have any upgrades.
Should I upgrade my stash?
Can you wait, you can do that? Yeah.
How do you do that? Um,
you just saw it sounds good, bro.
It's just called expansion, I guess it says gain additional rows of volts capacity
I'll grow something else until tomorrow, but I'm only doing a short one tomorrow. Wait, hold on
Wait, can you wait? How do you do that? Was that?
Psyac is that his name?
Psyac
That's the name I'm looking at the trader the awnee
me no no no it sound way different when you were saying it the other time oh you
talked about the other faction leader sucky gucci
use the fast class out
dude I think I didn't sleep enough I didn't wake up holy you literal hey
You got any extra
She means medication that I always take that helps me function
Actually take that I'm trying to win this thing you better take your doctor prescribed of course doctor prescribed already did and I'm
Drinking a monster
Good good good good good. I'll push my heart to the limit today. It better not be a pussy
Yeah. Everybody knows that's always a good idea.
I'm just looking to do my, my upgrades real quick.
You want to spend, which one do you have upgrades?
Cause we're gonna need, we're gonna need money.
I only spent 2,500. I still have 30,000.
Hey, good, good, good.
The 140 out of 140 is my inventory.
To be honest, there's, there's,
it's actually very important that we're missing it.
There's, there's the, the last part of the,
the thing I was reading for the rules says
end of risk versus reward. There will be a browser-based timer production, uh, or wait,
there will be a browser-based timer that they're supposed to give us if the timer expires the
run in progress does not count for scoring. Does anybody know what that means?
Or I say that again? There will be a browser-based timer that they're supposed to give us,
and if the run, if the timer expires the run in progress does not count for scoring.
Does anyone know what that means? No, because I didn't see that.
No sir
So we're just gonna ignore that and hope that that time that we can't see doesn't run out
I think that's a good plan. I think that's a good plan
I'm talking to my boss and seeing if what's going on with that for you guys. Oh my man. My man
All right, I'm texting Kloaksy
I'm trying to figure this out.
Uh-uh, I'm, uh...
Oh, oh!
A drac!
Drac, we play the aisle later.
Do you want to join us?
Wait, what does Bionic Lake Upgrade to V2, what does that do?
It isn't showing me the description.
Alright, so clarification for the in-browser timer.
No in-browser timer, so it's going to be Pings on Discord,
and then I'll be giving you 10-minute, 5-minute warnings.
Okay, wait, like, just real quick, is there any, like,
like, why are we not just using the in-game timer?
Oh, oh, oh.
Because it's overall time.
Yeah, that's right.
It's not about it.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
All right, thank you.
I slump.
Any other questions feel free to ask.
Be a good man.
So, I'm going to start with
the
hot lady dinosaurs.
Drag you can literally make eggs with another dinosaur
and load people in.
that's what we put on our OBS. For the timer yeah yeah yeah let me pull it up
we'll have a little timer okay okay then boom boom boom boom that is what
you insist blame it on me am I to oppose the dark odds wizard a wizard
wizard what is this
it's a big block. It's a big
block. Good problems. Be gone.
They said something in the
discord. Do we have to use that?
Is that like a necessary thing?
Well, I didn't mean to know when
the whole thing like we might
like each map round like there's
going to be an overall time
Each map round like there's gonna be an overall timer for all of it and we did run as many rounds
We can't I think in between that so it would be good to know that I mean like I think all we only all of us need to do
All right, you do it P you do it P and you update me
So the timer in OBS isn't required, but you can use it in your OBS if you want you can just keep it up on a
second monitor or whatever
Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna do that cuz I don't it looks it's like a big
Yeah, it's a big block. Yeah
Waiting for next round
I
Now you know what I was saying it's a big block. Yeah, it's a it's a big block
So I have it up on my monitor and then I can just let you know at the 10 and five minute warnings if it works better for you guys
We do that. We do that. We do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. We're trusting you where we're not got you.
We're going to be very, very non-disciplined. So I'm going to probably have to have you count down from that.
But he gives that low. Alright. Okay.
I
Got to order my food
I hardly got saved guys are ready to queue go for it
Bye now.
Go go go.
Oh shit.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit.
Hey, don't hurry.
Oh, OK.
OK.
I'm queuing.
Hey guys, make sure you have no Blues.
Everybody double check that.
We're good.
All good?
OK.
I'm queuing.
We're going perimeter, correct?
All right.
I'm suing.
Everybody up.
Up.
Sorry, I was kind of late getting on today because I was frantically going around my neighborhood
looking for my dog.
I was like crying and everything to see.
I stole it.
Do this.
I hope you find your job because I joke it's only funny if you have it.
No, I did, I did.
Oh my gosh, I thought she was going to say I did.
I'm not about to say.
He got himself locked in my bedroom somehow.
I'm glad that happened.
I
Had that happen before
We used to have a little when I was growing up. We had a little shit zoo for strong freaks this little tiny dog
Same thing happened. Oh shit. See this morning
I didn't talk with you like that.
Wait, did we get our contracts?
We got real contracts.
Yeah.
Wait, we got some great gear.
Overflow, overflow.
That's where the commander will be.
Yeah, I bet the commander was like 50-50, just shows up.
Is that not true?
I'm not too sure.
Wing it, wing it!
Oh, it's 50-50, okay, 50-50.
Alright, just kill every robot you can.
Yeah.
If you see the little turrets, count for robots or not.
No, I don't need that.
I think you need a C.
He's sacrifice, huh? He's sacrifice, huh?
No, no, no, no, no, don't listen to him.
I'm the team leader.
There's a P, quickly, quickly,
up in front of quickly boys.
Protect my body.
What?
There's no way.
There's actually no way.
What are we doing?
Oh my God, his game crashed.
No.
Get in here, get in here right now.
Don't leave me! Don't leave me!
Hunch get a better PC!
Don't leave me!
Your PC is poop garbage diarrhea!
We're both poop out of the same PC!
No we're not! No we're not!
I've never crashed in this game, buddy!
Give me a moment!
Yeah, hamster running here shit!
Why are people saying I have purple gear?
Ah, do you have purple gear?
I don't have purple here.
You have any purple items?
No.
These people are stupid.
Don't listen to them.
I'm going to tell these dudes you guys don't have purple, too.
Oh, no.
Oh, they literally look at my stream.
I don't have anything purple.
OK, I think they're lying because I think they would tell us what it is, and they're
just not telling us what it is.
I'll tell you guys about that.
OK, OK.
Guys, get up here.
We're wasting valuable precious moments.
What do you mean, Hutch isn't even in here?
Reconnecting? Oh my God.
My hard-earned possession of a box of a scoundrel enough.
Let's go!
No, no, no, Hutch, up here, up here, up here.
Up here, up here, guys.
Quickly, quickly, quickly!
Make great hate!
Hey, what's this bomb behind us?
I don't know. I... don't care.
You see the map again? But the commanding guy is not there yet, but it couldn't be to get to be like close to him from the show-up, I don't know.
On-wall!
We should be moving this guy! Already looted! Already looted!
Are you shooting? Like self-plus, I think?
How the hell did you pass all this? Watch out for the bookabush?
With you, like, but you wouldn't know if you didn't have it.
All right, okay buddy. Now is the time to show some time to have it!
Okay, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. Lock it in!
Lock it in! Lock it in!
Are you people done? I hear something.
Oh, yeah, dead people, dead people!
Alright, here's my game. I'm gonna turn my game on a little bit.
I'm gonna turn my game up.
I
No!
Reply!
Let's go!
It's awesome!
Let's just do it.
They're free kits?
Wait, we can upgrade to blue stuff since we killed them, right?
Yeah, you can use whatever you want in the game.
Oh my gosh.
They had a sniper on them. They had a sniper on them.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Yeah, put that in.
Yeah, make some stuff.
Yeah, you're a lot of lead anything and use it you just can't
I think they killed another player in there by the way, so
No. No, just the robots, I think.
Oh, no, they used to do that.
It's just horrible.
Yeah, I hate that you think that way.
I hate you, bro.
Oh my god, I got stuck in the bush.
Who's the healing guy?
No problem, you're welcome
Wait, we both are? You've been giving drones to each other for a while?
Hell yeah
I was wondering who the extra drone that was that I couldn't pick up
Wait, did I just see someone?
It's over here?
Oh yeah
Any maps that accept this map doesn't do anything right?
It just kills in the leader, right?
Yeah, I think so. And if we don't find someone soon, we should reset and get to the next game
get to the next game.
Oh, 10,000 photos of you back there.
Any one of us, any one of us.
I've got a CK.
No, it's not perversion.
Only one of us.
So now it's all about you back there.
Well, we can just drop guns to that person.
No?
Well, I think those guns just appear, remember?
Because you pick them up from your buddies.
Oh, yeah.
And then you do it from the after for it.
I have a $1,700 sniper right now.
I just gave you up here. I don't we kill him
Okay
We said I don't we I just think it's great to be alive. It's just a great. I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. I'm great
Oh
These 10,000 minus the original loot value bought in so I don't like I've got six key load up like like five thousand
I
Remember when the game ends the round is you leave your stuff up for 60 seconds it's horse today
That's Z was he do
Okay, my load out was
Like 1.4k and I'm at 4.9 right now. Wait, you might be the coach for the taking it
On the lookout
Wait, we can spawn! We can spawn them right here!
We can get them right here! We can get them right here!
You can't get blue as well!
I think I'm gonna lay down!
Nice!
I've got a blue shield and a gun worth $700 and neuro lens.
Come and grab this
I'm at 5.17 now
I found a drinkable cheeseburger
Come grab this Genji
10,000 points! 10,000 points!
No!
Give it 6.6 right now.
So I need...
What, like...
5?
I don't...
You told me that you didn't really listen to the creepy thing, but...
That one alone is worth 10,000, so make sure you don't drop that at all, okay?
Okay, okay.
They're incoming
Oh, I want to keep this sniper this thing's nasty
On me Genji lot of loot
What
That's great. That's another 10,000 points. Oh, okay. Okay.
It's gonna look gorgeous. Thank you.
I'm at 7.7. Right?
Jim G, whenever you're done, come up on top of this platform. There's a lot of loot. I think you can get to the money in it.
Okay.
Because only with X-Sectadily over at North Relay.
Where is that guy?
You might even see other people just three X-Sectadely boys.
Okay.
Don't do this.
I still need like, what, $4,000?
Sorry.
That's only a one-time thing to know.
It's our mission. We don't do it now. It's a matter of...
Yeah, we're like guaranteed to get in like the next couple of maps.
Yeah, we're almost guaranteed to get that just by naturally doing it.
The drinkable cheeseburger's huge.
I hear something over here.
Yes, you do.
I'm coming.
Sorry, but I can't die with these people.
No, you cannot.
Oh, there's a big one! There's a big one! There's a big purple! There's a big purple!
Into the roof.
There he is!
You like out?
He did it!
He's still down there.
Knocked the deck.
Come on, quick!
Okay, he has the quick voice.
Genji, I got something for you.
Oh my god, a team?
Genji here.
Just the extract next to life.
Wait, what?
I was just looking at it!
Genji, take this on the ground, 1.1k.
See this.
Oh, shit.
Hey!
Okay.
Which one should the extract-
Do it last.
Alright.
I
He said the is that the is it the MIP round sniper? It's the
Long shot the left sniper rifle
Dude, that's what I was gonna bring in the problem. That one is so good
I'm using it the rest of the tournament. I lose it. I've got what you I've got with you
I'll bring it to you. I'll bring it to you. It's a two shot to the blade and one shot to finish them
I love it
I think we'll do a pretty good show bar.
I'm sure we can play another round of Miss MAP until the hour is up.
Yeah, I think you can keep running until the time you come here in 10 minutes left.
Cool.
Hey, triple extract as well.
until the hour's up
Hey triple extracts as well
Can we keep the same get on for the next round?
No, we can't. We had to reach out with all the rings again.
Okay.
Okay, fine.
I suck at this.
Fucking it, boy, fucking it.
This tournament is ours!
It's ours!
Alright.
Fuck Shroud!
But not as a person as a competitor.
Fuck Landlock!
Fuck them all, but not as players, not as players.
Fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, so what they're sexy, who cares?
Yeah, so what if it being shrouded by had sex later?
We're gonna win this tournament.
Yep.
We're gonna win this tournament.
Yep, 100%.
That's right, that's right.
So what?
Lock it in.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Let me put these all my stuff. You gotta be quick quick quick. Yep
Shipping that sniper. I think we should only have one guy with that sniper for a round. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I can bring the sniper. I gotta take the scope off
You use that until you lose it and then I'll bring mine
Got it. I gotta take off that blue shield
Okay, nothing on the it's all green
Oh my gosh.
It's just a reminder.
Keep your end of run up for like 10 seconds.
Oh, 10 seconds.
Oh my gosh.
Shit.
You're good. You're good.
I got Genji and Peanuts. I just didn't get Hutch's.
Oh, good God.
God, I will make sure I keep it up next time.
Also, I would like to blame all of my mistakes on Peanut.
I just want to put that on the record.
What the hell?
10 minutes to the end of the round so you got five minutes to load in
Just 10 minutes to lead to the round right now. Yes, sir
We just we just need to have a blue it's a big hot shield hot shield. I took it off
Be as well. Cheers.
Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
Before performance in Hansing trucks?
Yeah, performance in Hansing trucks.
Ha ha ha.
I love that!
Let's ride!
We got this, we got this, oh we got 10 minutes, why 9 minutes now?
We got, we got, it's 3POLI's extract.
3POLI's extract, 3POLI's extract, boom, bam, boom, out.
Boom, bam, boom, boom, bam, boom, out.
Explosions.
I said to take it.
I'll be right back.
Chat, you better start loving each other right now.
I'm whooping everybody's ass.
I got the sniper
I'm dead.
Not good. They're pushing me.
Behind you, Kee, where you came from, one.
Oh, no! No! No!
Ow! My sniper!
We have three more times, guys. We'll open another one.
We have seven minutes. Can we just do a free kit?
Oh, oh, oh.
Is that possible?
I don't know.
I
Grab a gun and grab ammo and just a screw it
No
I
Shit
Oh my god, I don't know what happened. I don't know. I don't know. You're not getting there right now. We're gonna get there right now
I'm ready
Okay, I'm gonna go. Hey, let's go
Where did they come from? Where'd I get shot from?
I
Shot from nowhere
I
Did those were honestly pro players they came from us somebody to try well
I was holding the door and then they just shot me from my right. I don't even know how they got there
You wouldn't I leave on me? I saw that you had them
I'm gonna have to need to go straight to an extract cuz the extract takes one minute
We have five minutes. Hope we don't listen to the tournament. Oh, why is it just
I didn't see his name
It was way to be I had to recognize
We do we pull out the game?
There's a little there's like a two minute leeway between the end of the timer and being able to extract and stuff out
We're not gonna keep that way peanut oh we gotta go straight to the next boi let's go to let's go south we lay
It will even be an extract but at the time
I'm not sure I think we just look
Oh my god we didn't leave our ending screen up again
We died We haven't we still killed robots
Oh shit We are really bad
Yeah we are But I'm gonna try to remind everybody
to do that I'm gonna try to remind myself
3 minutes, 3 minutes!
GOOOOOCK!
GO! GO GO GO!
I can't, I'm out of stamina!
3 and a half minutes!
Is it, is it, does it count if you kill him?
Um, within the 2 minutes he's ready?
I
Need to all be here super hard to kill well, I got bad news. I'm fighting the team right now
Oh, the shield! The shield!
Shoot him! Shoot him!
Run! Run! Run!
Get him!
Oh, God.
Oh, where did they just come from?
UDSC reinforcements have arrived.
This soldier here!
He's got soldiers! He's got soldiers!
No way down you down yeah, you guys just try to kill that thing I still have two players on me
You do some have a minute 40
Go go go go go go I didn't heal
I
Need behind the door and just get so one
There's one minute peanut you got this get the separate by me we just killed okay, I should have just lost my bad
I should have just left
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die, oh my god, oh my god.
I just died, I just died.
Oh my god, I was trying to save you.
We are in the, oh we are in the two minute after timer.
It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. We're dead.
I killed two and I opened up a door to kill the third. I just get one pump
Well, perfect. Perfect.
I should leave your screens up. Leave your screens up.
Yeah, so, square fish, uh, it normally counts for, uh, if you have at least one survivor.
Oh, so the two kills don't even matter?
Yeah, unfortunately.
Shhh!
Wheeeeeewww!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, that would have been...
We're fucked.
Well no we're not fucked, we had a good first run.
We had a good first run.
We did have a good first run.
We're not out.
We are dead, but we are not out.
So this next one we can bring in blue items, correct?
I'll bring in that sniper.
We'll bring in that sniper.
Yeah, I'll bring in the SMG.
I'm going fully loaded, fully packed, fully packed.
Yeah.
I'm not losing, I'm not, I'm, I'm telling you, I'm winning this tournament if it kills us.
Agreed.
I'm mad, I'm mad that I lost that once.
I'm, I'm doing shotgun sniper combo.
Good.
Where's those in
My blind
We know there is damn it, I don't think he's have I
Should have won that
I
Vue I would have loved to stay with them they got to cross through a valley and I got shot going through the same fucking valley
I couldn't do anything. I could have done where I made my mistake. I'd chase down into the tunnel
I should have just went to them. Good to go. That was the mistake
Everything to that point played it perfect until I chased and that's what killed me
Oh
I'm packing I am packing I am packing
Good
Good, I'm massive. I'm massive. Yeah, all thrushed. You're the full-throb full thrushed full girth
Yes
Well, I'm dead about you. I
Love you. I love you
We're gonna win this tournament. Yeah, we are. We're gonna take our winnings and we're gonna move to Paris.
Paris? You're finally gonna take me to Paris?
Is there a prize for winning this? I forgot to check.
I have no idea.
It's not about the prize. It's about the glory.
Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna go
We have to wait until we can do it's a jacket
If I don't want to like
I want the
Would literally kill for that I would die for a jacket
I don't care what it looks like but to have a jacket that I won because I won a tournament
Imagine you're walking around and they're like, what are you wearing?
What'd you like to know, weather boy?
Yeah, you don't have one, you don't have one, buddy.
I walked my shroud.
Oh, this jacket's very comfortable.
Hey, where's your jacket, shroud?
Where's your jacket?
Oh, landmark.
Oh, it's a little chilly out here.
It looks like you can use one of these bad boys.
Oh.
I know you don't have one.
You want to borrow mine?
Oh.
Well, only winners.
I think we're still chillin okay, okay
right okay
the FPS it see I've won awards I want
FPS gamer of the year but okay but we
let's all be real for a second okay
yeah it's cuz I'm kind of funny that's
it no it's not it's not kind of it's
not if it's that's exactly why I never want anything skill based I want this
jacket I want this jacket lock it in I'm dead serious lock it in we're trying
we're trying we're succeeding that's right that's right that's right
in the two brother year don't forget well yeah that's a big one and bad
That motherfucker to oblivion fuck that guy
You we use their leader but we can take it forward in front
I'm not sure I'm not sure I've got steam remote on
You know this fine gentleman who is very kind to us name. I've got your mode on I can't read it
I have to remote on as well
My name is Poe or you can call me Kevin, you have the one.
Poe!
My man Poe!
Poe!
Hey!
Poe!
I was wondering.
Yeah, it's with us.
Are we in first or what?
Poe!
Are we leaving?
Oh!
Also, we are not against bribes here.
We will bribe you for higher points.
We will bribe you.
Also, if you can just steal the jacket before they give it to the winner, that would
be great.
you know currently you're second we're second who's it first don't say don't say
shrub I can't answer the question then
oh yeah first oh my god that's okay that's okay well oh there it is there
it is the points are up over a third oh we're third oh my god we're not that
for behind me. Okay. Team Stroud has 181,000 points. Team Asakras has 161,000. Team Burnt
Pina has 107,000. 59,000, 51,000, 21,000.
Okay, I have a question. How many points do we get when we all three extracts?
So it's a multiplier.
To 50% bonus.
So wouldn't it be ideal to just run an extract kill a bunch of bots and get out like do
and it like runs that that maybe I mean unless we're doing something big like
like for instance on the next map we're going to we get a hundred thousand points
for killing that boss which I know how to kill that boss I've killed that boss
there yeah guys this next boss is way easier because there's a bunch of red
crates next to them that explode yeah we can do that yeah we'll do we'll do
that and then remember extract with $10,000 worth of loot. She already got two burgers,
but we can get more burgers. Um, kill nine runners in a single run, extract with any purple
implant for, oh wait no, extract with the purple implant for every slot. And then, hey
real quick, we just bring those purple implants in. Like, that'd be pretty easy.
I
Guys I wanted to be like hey, let's cheat but I'm pretty certain
Last one cyber acme enter a run with a sponsored kit and extract with two weapons one core and one implant in each slot
Can we have Genji just?
Bring in a free kid. Let me turn all that shit
I'm down
I'm pretty sure it disappears exactly. Yeah, oh
Oh, well, as long as you kill like one guy,
you should have all that.
Yeah. Agreed.
It's okay. So at some point,
let's have one of us run a freak in
and the other two just dog on a team
and give all the loot to the first guy.
There it is.
Okay, that'll give us 50,000 points easily.
Jacket, you went as sweet as fuck, not gonna lie.
Are you gonna see it?
We can see the jacket?
Where is it?
It's on Twitter.
It's Twitter.
Wait, under what?
Is it under marathon?
Is it under...
Let me see.
Yeah, I'm not seeing it.
I'm on the marathon Twitter.
it's on the website. Oh, let me see if I can find it.
Oh, my God, I want that. Where is it under?
Go to marathon the game.com and then go and scroll down a little bit. There's gonna be a towel
said he come on the left side of big box. Are you kidding me?
Shit's kind of popping. I mean, let's just say you are not
getting run over during your bike ride at nighttime. Oh, let
me. May I also add? Yeah, you can direct traffic and no one
would question what you're directing. No one would question.
Look at this look at this guys. Oh my god Wow Wow Wow
I mean you could just you can stand in the middle of a four-way intersection just wave people across
They're not it. They're not gonna play. I'm gonna ask. They're not gonna slice
That's your touch you got a hot
Then you could pull the hood up. Oh my god and like Rob someone oh
My god, Shiesty who you don't need one anymore
Yeah, Shiesty who Shiesty who
Wow that we need that we need it locked in like you've never locked in before we're robbing
him ask him for a guy we're robbing him up kindly kindly in a video game of course in
a video game that's right we will hold him up in a video game of course let's do the
same let's do the lock you get the drinkable cheeseburgers every time you wall hack of
of walls. What's wall hackable? I don't know. It doesn't come in your size. Hey, Chad, how
about you shut the fuck up? Wait, is there one? Wait, is there three jackets we get
or one jacket that we have to share? I call weekends. I call Monday through Tuesday. Oh,
wall vault. Oh, I know what they're talking about. The wall vault. Yeah. You have
to hack. There's a cheeseburger in those. Round two will begin in five minutes. Okay.
Okay. JG didn't call it time. So I get Wednesday through the weekends on the
jacket. No way. I get Wednesdays. Wednesdays are awesome. No, no, no.
Wednesday through Sunday's mine. You can have Monday and Tuesday. JG didn't
call it. She was gonna use the jacket. It's okay. I get to start my week
feeling great. JJ, you can have it on holidays, but not the cool
holidays. Yeah, only the lame ones. I call Christmas on my
birthday.
Maybe you only think of like three holidays. I call
Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Okay, okay, I call Christmas. I
call your mom's holiday. Well,
that's it. You're not getting the jacket at all anymore. Yep.
You lost your jacket, Pippa.
July 4th.
You can reapply for jacket Pippa just next year.
It all starts with us wanting the jacket.
That's right.
We must win this jacket.
We're not even that far behind, and we've
died two out of three times.
We can do this so easy.
So easy.
You might as well go on on St. Patrick's Day.
Kind of glee.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on.
I think I should be one weapon that's not MIB round-based.
Trout is up by 20,000 trout is a fraud
Must be changing my contracts. No, you can keep contracts. Don't matter do the tournament. Okay
Someone said something about it. So I need to bully SMG, but it doesn't lead to the copperhead copperhead
If I lose this shock that I'm gonna be sad it's my last one we all of us get a jacket
Oh, I thought they meant everybody that participated in the tournament gets jagged oh
Shit we get something cool though. Apo if we lose we get something cool or not
Don't think so unfortunately. Oh damn it. Okay. All right. Oh, we might need you to steal
you got this you got this
let's go
I'm gonna pull this thing back up so we know the points. You gotta kill the boss.
I'm just gonna be in overtime. $20,000 for the loot. Exactly the purple implant for every slot.
Kill nine runners, get three eliminations with explosives, and grab drinkable cheeseburgers.
easy.
That's the plan. That's the plan.
No more he-he's, no more ha-ha's, no more goop-barred around, none of this chuckle-chuckle
Junkie Junk all right with that song we're about what's funny?
Hopefully that we find three down people in a room five seconds in the game again
I need to find those wall hacks, then.
It'll be all right, I'll go straight to have a shot.
So the cheeseburger's on account on-frame, Brad.
Oh, okay, wait.
I'll let you know when I get something.
I've got double MIP rounds so you guys
gonna have to kill a lot more robots than last time.
I'm not really gonna be doing it.
I'll never use this gun.
The Bully SMG? Really nice.
Oh, you see, are you like this?
Now, these things did like that.
Yeah, no, this fan is really nice.
Never used it.
I'm calling it supplies.
This might have another team come for us.
Look out.
Let me get him on the roof.
Yeah!
So the cheeseburgers only count if you get them extra out of the corner.
I got it.
We love you! We love you both!
I can't get up there.
You're never gonna stop loving me, bitch.
How do I get up there, guys?
I'm not skilled like you.
Jump on that boss and now jump over.
Oh
Remember this you need to burn you watch out
I got nothing.
Let's move, let's move.
I use not to the boss, the boss is on the bottom.
Go, go, go.
Going up.
high ground. Oh yeah, right north-line.
I don't see them, but I see shots.
I think they're done with a box of smokes.
Oh wait, no, that's the robot.
Robot. I think they might be in the field in the open.
Multiple teams. Is the team left?
I see one here.
Can you shoot that guy?
Yeah, I can.
Got him, got him.
There's the bushes.
I got this boy.
Filled one. Filled one.
Is it nice?
Push that team and go for this one.
I think they're taking closer to us.
Wait, what's that noise?
Is someone calling something?
What's that noise alarm going off?
Oh, it's the boss! It's the boss! 100,000! Oh my god, lock in!
Oh, go, go, go!
Watch out for the bloke push!
You guys got that, let me know if you need help, you know, I'm looking for more-
We need help, we need help! Sam will be on MIP rounds, I need help!
Coming back.
Yeah, we go right now, we go right now.
Give the elimination to the explosive.
You don't have to do it in one run.
WGChep, we wasn't killed throughout the entire game.
Let's just get out now.
We get out now, the three of us.
All of us, players here!
Wait, wait, wait!
Oh, here we are!
Drop one!
Two-thursing, two-thursing!
I'm healing.
Seriously, are these on me?
I
Guys wait, oh my god, wait, I got a question for Paul. Are you still here?
next to him off what's up okay you know how if we get to me close it feels good
the entire time we get 50,000 points right okay so um but kills only count
when you're finishing them so this way here we can I drop someone down him and
then drop a bomb on his body they count I believe so the limit is
This is a huge run this is a huge run
Do you guys have any crazy lowdowns because I can only need like 4,000, 3 or 4,000 to get the 10,000?
I don't have anything, I don't need anything.
I have $1,800 ground I can drop here at the abstract.
I think it was at 39.
If you bought it, you could get the counter member.
No, no, no, it's the one from the boss.
I was at 3900 and I'm at 11.6 right now.
Yeah, I'll give you the gun.
I
The gun are
So yes, that is how you get the kills down on thoroughly explosive. Oh my god. Oh my god
That's not that's not him he's out here
We'll see it, we'll see it, we'll see it, I'll sit there, I'll sit, I'll sit there.
And then...
I'll carry the gun, I don't know, I don't know.
Can you drop the deal?
I picked up virtually nothing.
I like nothing I can do to you.
Shit, it's gone.
Okay, I think I'm good, yeah.
I think I'm good, yeah.
Ready?
Yeah, how's she coming back?
I think it was three or nine.
Yeah, she's coming back.
No.
Wait, what was I doing?
It's okay, we got something huge.
I'm getting $20,000 now, but for me, is that true?
I
Repeat that one for me
$20,000
Please straight up. Please screen up. Please screen up. You see that?
No, no, I got it 10,000 points
I think it's my guys now I came in with twenty two point nine. Let's go
I think I think it's 20,000 now. Oh
Oh no.
200% 20,000?
100%.
Peta, you got four elibs.
Oh, I did?
You got four.
See?
We got five in total, plus the other guy is 100,000.
Oh my gosh, that was a huge run.
That was massive.
Oh, we good?
I think we're good.
Let's go.
All right, all right.
Speed.
We left out there for like 15 seconds,
so we usually leave it out there for half a second.
30x increase pretty good
All right, okay, look at it lock it in
The next time you down someone do not finish them I got the bombs in their ass. Yep got it bombs in ass
I'm bringing four bombs for bombs
All right, I'm good
Good and good all right ready enough
I'm gonna go
Okay, that was a lot of points.
I gotta try to get 20.
What if I drop my gun for other guns, too?
Yes.
I really like this gun though. It's so good.
I can pick it up. You drop your gun, I'll grab it and it'll give it back to you.
Okay.
How much time do we have left on the whole round, Mr. Poe?
33 minutes.
33 minutes, yep.
Oh my gosh, she's gonna be ours. This could be ours
Okay, so now we don't we already did that we can't do that again wait wrong needs oh
No
Can we kill that?
He needs to know damage apparently
We have two real names. We need to find one extra one. I think you know, we chill
You can only kill the talks were them once for the points. Okay, we got a player time. I have EMP grenades will that kill them or no?
I don't know. I doubt it, but but listen up the bombs are not in a single one
It's not the entire term if we get to right now and one later on cool
Why appreciate you bad like those are like stamina grenades. They can't run
I get it. I get it. I get it.
Lock in!
Let me check, let me check.
I've got two heat grenades, two flagec grenades.
Wait, perfect. Okay.
Yep, yep.
Okay.
Does the boss just randomly spawn in at this time?
Hey, you guys.
Oh, that might be Ron's only game,
so I need you guys to kill the robot first.
Got it.
We push any shots we hear any shots we hear we push
Just literally a thousand robots in complex. Okay. Okay. Is there any special items that we can pick up their money?
Oh, I had a purple item on me last night
You can see your inventory. I'll tell you what they're all buying that
Whoa, thank you so much for the buy. I'm gonna give the club a free chance. You may not die
I just meant like is there one single item kind of like the key burger oh I don't know
no I've got no other items to be specific to the tournament but there are items in the
game that work for the done okay but yeah we should have be careful it'll get rolled
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is there one
of those things that we can
press for some to see on the
ground that you can walk past
those fun. Okay. Little
pancakes. I swear there's one
of those things here, though,
that we can press and it spawns
them. Little pancakes. She's
They're white armor white armor
You got you fire on me somewhere
A lot of robots on me. I'm trying to get full of me now.
Yeah, heard.
There's a robot.
Both players dead. Both players full.
They're working, working, working.
They're waiting. I saved the last one for the grenade.
No, no, they came out. They came out.
We got you.
Is there one more guy?
I don't know.
I
It's your shelf with the hill
You're saying to the West I like a little step okay
I
Have a robot together players every day
How can you run so fast, but I burn out it's your robot make sure you have your knife out
Yeah, I have my knife out.
I'm almost there, she's been detected in the area.
I'm going up.
You just have like special items on you so you don't burn out fast?
No, I just run it to where the red is about to backs out and then I let it drop again.
Just don't get it before red.
Okay, that's what I need to do.
It's like the aisle, you gotta maintain your stamina.
Okay.
Yeah, he's charging the subways definitely definitely 100% 100%
Robots to the right, I don't know if we shoot them
You got a heal drone?
Crashing my ult, okay.
That's fine.
Chief, Chief, Chief, you got a heal drone?
Yeah.
We call the drone a 20 minutes.
You guys are not that efficient in playing this.
I'm gonna get the kill, people.
Up the door, right.
No, you can- I'm almost mad there.
They're there, they're there, they're there, so we're close.
I see him, I see him!
The hell? Wait, what?
I'm behind him, I'm behind him, I'm behind him, I'm dead!
Drop down!
I'll come back. I can't take it off. Can you revive him, DJ?
Yep, I'm on the right here. He bogs us.
Oh my god. I killed that bug. Okay.
You can't even get ready to get pushed, you can't get pushed.
Yeah.
to the left and one south-east, there'll be two separate teams though.
Here, these stupid bugs.
What do you think I have to move from there?
Okay.
Oh my god, they're here.
Guys, they're here, they're here!
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down!
Shit, you robot!
Go on top of my- I'm on top of my-
You got to find me, you're on my right.
Just hold down the floor.
no no!
with you with you with you
I gotta finish some of this grenade
still guys okay not time to
I'll res you hold
what was right here I am
yeah just chill with me chill with me don't push
there's much
I think behind hutch
yeah I'm here stuff behind me I'm holding res
he's in the water he's in the water
I just heard water in spike down.
I need to look for heals.
Are we going?
Here.
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm stuck.
Alright.
Did you finish the other guy?
Yes, two kills.
Okay.
We have four kills so far.
There's lockboxes down here too.
This might help.
You'll find any keys.
I'm taking a peek on the roof.
On the roof.
Yeah, there's a live.
There's someone walking above.
Oh, below me down here.
Right there.
Oh, you got you.
That's it.
You look like you had a man.
I need a rest.
Oh, come back down, come back down, come back down, come back down.
I got my I got my.
Yeah
Very good out there
Genji you should Genji should be the one grabbing all the guns and stuff. There's so many bodies
This is 20,000 for sure. That's what I'm trying to do right now. All right. There should be one more. I'm going back on the roof
Okay
You guys
What's up a lot of what's out with the ladder above you
I
Just leave what are you gonna get out of there?
Oh
Oh my god!
You survived?
I don't have a self-provide.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh no. Oh my goodness. That was that's painful. That was that was
That was gonna be massive planks.
Oh my goodness.
I even did a good play with the Cypher,
but they all started looking at me.
Linger too, I'm about to start banning you motherfuckers.
Linger too long?
Are you fucking stupid?
Brother, there was 37 teams around us.
We couldn't peak an angle without getting fucked. What do you mean slander too long shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
You fucking bitch, bro
We literally are surrounded by a billion people you dumbass
God that pissed me off that you said that
I don't I don't know what more I could have done you know you got extra shotgun or no
Yes
A couple bad rounds we had a great first round we had a great first round
That's why we had a great first round. We got this. We got this
not believe we just lost it oh my god we killed like three squads and he just kept coming and coming
every single player on the map was there and there were some for some fucking reason every
single player was holding our building no one was pushing each other oh my goodness oh my goodness
oh my goodness
I
Overpeeked bro. I just in my mind. There's one more squad there not three
Well, I bet you everybody's the extremes I do
Who knows who knows
I
Can't believe that that's okay
I went over to the side with the sniper play if that had worked out even like 10% that had bro
I had three you had to gingie had one we had six fucking kills. I would have been monstrous for all my goodness
I cannot believe that they sat there and they camped us with another team.
I think when we get knocked, we...
It's like whenever we split up. I don't think we should split up.
Well, we were all in that hole and I only had a sniper and a shotgun.
So I went to the left and it worked perfectly.
I actually got a perfect angle on one guy, but he was like literally a millimeter off of the perfect angle.
And the same guy.
I'm telling you it was a good play.
I
It gave me a terrible gun
I bought the $4,000 kit
I got a self-revised though
Drop it
Oh my gosh, I didn't even show him the thing that it gives you purples.
Let me get that shot from me whenever you can.
You guys get it?
One plant in plant for each slot.
That'll give me 60,000 points.
Get this, you sucka.
Thank you.
When I looked at it, it only showed blues.
I'm sorry.
Oh, you're good, you're good.
I'm not big deal
I'm holding the robot
You kill the robot, I'm just gonna...
I'm coming back up now.
Hold on to where you think it's falling.
What's your jet?
So, the rocket is only frigate, not the actual
fire in the process. Oh my gosh, okay.
Are we good for this run? No, with the purple one.
Wait, should we just qualify for this run? Yes.
Alright, let's run to the extract.
Yep, alright, visual extract.
Alright, well.
Yep.
I'm kinda tempted to just die.
Even though we have to be just die.
You die?
I can't.
I don't have another kid.
be able to just die as they were just the ones gonna pop up in the next like
three seconds has to I believe you're positive like 20 it comes in 20 minutes
get 20 minutes do we just kill ourselves I think that's the move I'm
not talking I have to move I know it's not spreading it's cool let's do it
Let's do it, let's do it.
For the tournament, for the tournament.
Go for the tournament.
For the tournament!
All right, no more free kits
unless it's the standard free-free kit.
I love this shotgun.
All right, Gigi, can you bring the standard free kit in
and then we're gonna give you all those items
to get 50,000 points?
I'm gonna need more for second age as well to do that thing got it
I'm running low on funds. Yep. Yep. Yeah, we got we got we got we got
It's a single run not overruns it's a single run correct. Oh my god
I'm bringing it all my grenades
Don't finish anyone do not finish anyone
We're so fucked
Oh my god we just turned up
We're so fucked
We got it
Oh you have to invite me back
Yeah, you have to invite everyone back.
Here you go, there you go.
Can you bring it up for kids?
I got a free kid on me.
Okay, okay, okay.
Cool.
You got some heels?
I got some heels.
Alright, we're good. We're good.
We had such a good first run.
And I have been told that other teams are getting wiped,
including the big dogs.
They're getting one as well.
I'll tell you boys, that's gonna make no difference.
Tell us what, like five minutes?
Nothing.
Yo, Claude, thank you so much for the five-year official day
for the $20 Super Chat day.
That's not what you're saying about my game.
We're gonna win this thing!
Come on!
This is all our tournament!
Is he on map?
Oh, my God.
You can do it.
I can't do it.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god. That would have broke me.
That would have broke me.
Oh my god.
That would have broke me.
That was close.
Guys, where do you up?
Where do you up?
I would have broke my heart.
So the maps in this one are either perimeter or dynamite.
You can go to any one of those here.
Oh.
How do you know that?
Yeah.
So each stage just adds the map, it doesn't take anything away.
So if we get a perimeter, can we find the cheeseburgers again or no?
Yes, that one you can do as many times as possible if you want.
I think that might be the move.
I think that is the move.
I should just do one more time, Mars.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, you're right.
Wait, can we just look at the 100,000 from the other one?
From the other boss?
Yeah, because you never did it.
Yes.
Oh my god.
That's fine next next one next one we do that
We go kill the boss as an extra thousand points. You're almost at the 10 minute warning by the way. Oh shit
All right, we'll do it next week we go perimeter on the third map as well
Yes
I don't even say we go to the last man
You get the burgers we we all kill the bonds
We do go to the last map because when there's this point for just entering the pinwheel
Remember not to finish any guys
I don't know what to do with this.
If we find heavy realms, I probably need some more of those.
By the way, GG, I have no idea what the lockbox is.
Apparently a landmark brought a purple in that he dropped a fucking raid and he was like,
please hold him, it was fine.
Don't worry, if that comes, if that, if it comes down to it, and we lose to him, I will make a fuss about this.
Yeah, we will die on that hill!
We will die on that hill!
Don't you worry, Dicky!
Me and I will die on that hill if it comes down to it!
I'm going to the building.
We're going up to the building.
Yeah!
I don't know those cops' points. I don't know.
I don't know, baby, wait.
Oh, I have my own. I wasn't even thinking. Sorry, okay. Tell me one of yours. Tell me one of yours.
Thank you.
All right.
Watch out for the thrusters.
80-billion-billion bombs.
Where are the two guns?
Just you here, take this on the ground behind you.
Ammo.
Right there.
I
Was the man
We're back in the same spot we fought at last time
I
Go straight to
Made it
You don't want to do this for boss the complex we need
There's there we go come on man
So I'm glad this is a you yeah, it's me. I was another bot
Yeah, you're shocked with this
Yeah, you definitely here shops
Oh, people, take off, take off, take off!
They're fighting the same bots we fought.
Close, they're coming right here.
Yeah, they're on the opposite side of us.
At least there's C4, watch out, C4!
Oh, no!
One down, one down!
There's another one.
I just saw that. He's over here.
And there's another one.
I almost saw it. I almost saw it right here.
Is he going up the stairs? He's on the stairs.
He's on the stairs right now.
Knocked him. Not thirsty.
We can't. We can't.
I don't know. I don't know.
Holy moly this guy is.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
We'll get one more.
Let's move.
No, no, no.
It's a complexion.
Oh, wait, the X-X is over here. I can't see on this area.
Let's go to quarantine.
Okay.
Then we'll hit the X-X.
All right.
We have four minutes.
One minute.
We'll get one more grenade kill.
Hit the X-X.
We have the two-minute grace period as well
I
Well, that will have a key in it.
You might lose that. I'm gonna keep moving toward it with an A kill.
You're at quarantine.
There's someone here.
No.
We gotta just go to the extract. We'll get someone there. I'll punch, I'll punch.
I agree.
Fuck everything. Go down and punch quick, quick, quick.
We're just locked in on this tournament, man.
I
Mean I see we sinned one of us you go extract now
Okay, I'm gonna sing
I'm at the bombs Genji. I think you extract
Yeah
No, they're not.
Yeah, call it, call it.
What the fuck?
Is there a box there with a sniper?
BOT! Hello, BOT! Hello, thank you!
We might want to leave with her. We might want to leave with her.
Yep, yep, yep. I'll leave the same thing. We'll do the big, cuz we're down.
Holy moly, this guy doesn't want to die.
Oh, he's gonna poop at me!
Yeah, let's see you go.
I
Don't wanna hit that fucking
You know yeah, I hit it. I'm gonna hit this box
I
Holy shit
It's over
Yeah, we get on
Leave straight up leave straight up
We are cooking!
This is our tournament!
We're getting those cool diamonds!
Leave it up, leave it up.
Yeah, not too shabby.
We actually got a good amount of points that run.
That was good, that was good.
I don't know, we got something.
So now this round can we use purples yes, yes, we can we can literally use anything now I believe so
Honestly, I kind of think yeah me as well. He break. He break break break break. Beep certified. Beep break certified. Beep break
All right, I'm a pee give me a second
I have returned. Welcome back,
Peanut. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm going to tell you they're going to release this leaderboard in like a couple minutes
and we are going to be number one supreme leader. We're going to win it by a million
points not even in the same ballgame not even on the same planet then use the plan
we'll be back from the CB break
Uh, no.
Alright, Pina, they're gonna pull you to interview you in a few minutes.
Hey, what's going on? I'm going to do this.
They're gonna pull you to interview you in a couple of minutes.
if you are sure me you really yep they're gonna pull you into the this their
chat room I don't know yeah alright I'm gonna be born you soon thank you sir
thank you sir
I hope you guys want to update on the uh the scoring right now I'll be a show far behind
it's not even funny yeah you're uh third place still behind shrub and uh as a as to
across and then you guys how bad is it very bad oh yeah you're about 360,000
behind that's okay that's okay I have a plan for this next and last round that
It will shoot us into the first position. I'm not even joking. I have a plan. I have a plan.
What's the plan, P?
Listen, let me tell you. Number one, while everyone goes to the pinwheel, we go back to the perimeter map, kill the boss, 100,000, bam, boom, bam.
Then, we kill three people on the map with grenades, boom, 50,000. With whatever we pick up, that's easily a 200,000 point rate.
put this into second place only shortly behind throughout immediate switch over to the pinwheel map
we hit the pinwheel we hit the room inside bam 70 000 bam 70 000 and we have one of you guys
coming with a free kit give you all those items boom another 50 000 that's 120 000 with 50 percent
increase and the others you pull up from the side probably another 200 000 instantly in first place
Boom, bam, instantly in first place.
Okay, there's just this one small problem.
Go ahead, wait on me.
The entire time we're doing this, they are also getting points.
No, they're not.
Okay, run that one by me.
They will not be.
I have made a call.
international space they will be
lazering each and every one of their houses with empty internet right
while we get up once we have once we're in first allegedly allegedly allegedly
allegedly once we get up points we release it
then after we cheek them out of being able to play then it's best man wins
Yes, that is best man wins. Best man or peanut. Or peanut. Or lady. Or lady. That's right, that's right. Okay.
At least, at least, honestly, you know what? At least we're third. There's still, we could be in fourth, fifth or sixth, you know what I mean? Yeah.
Yeah, it could be worse, it could be worse.
It could be worse.
I'm selling everything, so I have money to buy ammo.
So if we die one time, and I mean one singular time,
it's all over for me.
It's over, it's over.
Yeah, we might as well just freak it, try and.
But we're not going to die.
We're not going to die.
I never die.
No.
I never die.
I can't tell you the last time I died.
I can't even, it's been so many moons, many moons.
Many moons.
I mean, died?
What's that?
That's what I say.
That's how serious I am about my game.
Who?
Who dies?
Not us.
Let me tell you what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna, we are going to smash the competition.
Okay, we're gonna take Team Shroud and Team Aztecross
and send them into the shadow rounds.
Get first place, acquire our jackets,
Then, don't ask three big arches.
Oh!
Celebrate our win with a little bit of cholesterol
and a little bit of deliciousness.
That's what we're gonna do, okay?
That's what we're gonna do.
I couldn't agree more.
And while all the other teams are knocking down our doors,
banging us, shrouds at our door, knocking, knocking,
knocking, how are you so good?
How are you so good?
How did you win?
Fuck you.
Everybody, I'm eating the big arches right now.
I'm not taking questions.
I'm not thinking class or too busy. Sorry, we're too busy. You're too busy putting on
Who are you? Who are you?
Were you in the tournament? What? We were never worried about you. We were never worried about you
I thought we were playing the tournament alone
Because it doesn't even feel like anyone else is here. There's so far down in the leaderboard. Why do you have this?
Hey peanut, are you good for our interview?
Alright, moving you up.
Bye peanut.
Um, is the BRTSMG good?
No idea.
Okay.
The arrow clue.
Okay.
Man, with just some purple light, it like flecks on him, shroud, you've been grinding it.
You deserve it.
You know, I mean, you deserve to show off the good, you know what I'm saying, you
deserve to win.
Well, maybe, you know what I'm just saying, because I've lost like four of my gold guns,
and I want someone else to experience the pain that I've experienced, you know.
Well Isaac, we actually have the master of goop himself in the call
Who's the leader and the team leader hutch is the assistant
He's not the team leader on the team leader the assistant to the regional manager assistant to the regional team leader that is correct
But I gotta say we're looking at at hutch today
I appreciate you. Yeah, and he's not off the silly juice. He's shooting. Yeah, I taught him everything
He knows
All the weapons housing the skills I taught him all of it for this tournament. Okay. Well, I'm gonna need some lessons, too
Later on because yeah, I mean, so so what are you guys gonna do here? You're down by a little bit. Okay?
I'm not gonna tell you how much it's a little yeah, tiny bit. What's your what's your plan?
What are we doing? Oh, I've got a plan. Oh, I've got a plan. This is the plan. Okay. All right
We're gonna while everyone is going up to pinwheel to the pinwheel map
We're gonna sneak back to perimeter. We're gonna hit the boss for 100,000 boom
Bam killed three people with grenades for next to 50,000 with the 50% increase in the Louis pick up away
That's 200,000 points right off the rip before anyone can play then we hit the pinwheel map
Get the 20,000 for going in there 50,000 for going in the main room inside there
70,000. Then we're gonna have Jinji do a free kick, give him the items extra 50,000, 120,000, with the 15% increase,
and the audience will pick up along the way another 200,000, shooting us in the first place, winning the jackets, and winning the tournament.
No way. I'm gonna be honest with you when you said you had a plan. I thought you were lying.
I am thoroughly impressed. I'm not gonna lie. I have no words. I can't wait to see this.
I'm glad they put the replay screen up because I'm absolutely floored with
You just went doctor strange like multi-verse. I was yeah, I believe it. I don't doubt it for a second
Are you gonna change up the team comp at all? Are you gonna switch up any of the runner shells?
I don't think so. I'd wear have we have two healers. I've got the little grapple hook doozy. It's sweet
I can like use it and fly. It's cool. I think we're keeping it the same saw it all through
We made a couple mistakes, but I call them warm-ups. It's time to get down to business
All right, last question for you. I know you got to get back. Okay. What do you think of this tournament so far?
Like you're you enjoying yourself. Yeah, it sounds like you're having fun. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Let me tell you let me tell you we're gonna dominate shock and awe
We will take first place you can count on it. Can I come with I'm coming back after when I get first place
And I'm telling you I said it right here
Trust you and the winners interview being a good luck in round three. Thank you. You won't need it
Thank you boys. Oh
Oh, what a personality. I love that guy. Awesome. I did not expect that.
I told you what I'm talking about. Now that is what I'm talking about.
This is our tournament. This is our tournament. Come on.
No one else. I just have literally no words.
I don't know what you're talking about. It's what you call a war.
That's the money.
We got this. We got this. We got this. 100% in the bag. I'm not even worried. Look at me.
Round number three. I'm not worried because I'm not. Are you worried, Hutt? Never been worried
in my life. Did you? Are you worried? I'm not worried. I got you guys. I've never been
worried. Worried? Don't even know what that means. Couldn't even tell you. Look it up
at the next day. Won't even be there because of us. That's how I'm worried we are.
He removed the word from the English language.
Only green and white.
Yeah, 45 million.
Never been worried.
That's actually my real name.
Burnt?
Never worry, Peter.
OK, but I do have a small question.
At one point in the interview, they
said that, oh, what about Hodge?
Well, you said in that quote, I taught him everything.
He knows, when the fuck did that happen?
I cannot tell a lie.
I am like Johnny Apple bottom.
I have a seed here, fucking meatball.
Apple seed.
I had to give them the truth.
Give it to them straight.
Because we're not going to win this tournament on lies
and deceit and facetiousness.
We're going to win this tournament on brotherhood,
initiative, and shock and awe.
OK?
Amen.
OK.
Amen.
Pop it up, pop it up, pop it up.
Release the game.
As soon as Mr. Poe gives us the go-ahead,
it's domination time.
Yep.
Okay, so I'm using the $4,000 kit this time, right?
Well, that doesn't count.
If you can use it, but if we're doing
that 50,000 faction point thing,
you have to use the actual free one.
You're good to go in.
You can use the actual free one.
I think so.
Actually, I see one. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Glad I asked.
We're going back to perimeter.
You can beat the purples now, right?
Yes.
You're killing literally everything.
We're choosing.
We got you straight to the boss.
Well, the boss is the spawn at the beginning.
So we gotta go, I think he spawned.
Where does he spawn again?
It tells us it's um...
Good job.
I'm grabbing it.
It's overflow.
He wants it overflow.
So we're going to go straight to overflow.
Oh my God.
I don't even have grenades.
Because we have five grenades.
Five grenades on any thing.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it's fine.
I didn't have them anyways.
I didn't have them.
Yeah, well, big fat.
Thank you for the fiber.
Lock in, boys.
See what we don't know.
I have three grenades.
Lock in.
That might be enough to kill people.
I'm sorry.
I think you're going to kill her.
I hear you. What is it? I have three grenades. Okay. All right. Only one of them. Only one of them one shot the down guy the other two
You can soften them up a little bit. Okay. I'll shoot them like twice. Then you hit them with it
I think we let me hit like I think I think I should like five times
These are like
Oh
You do your thing that I'm not coming you you form easy. Okay, let's make our way to over flow. So we're there with the boss funds
We need to be quick. No waste of time
There is a wall
I'm here
Not my have a cheeseburger
Yeah, I think yeah, we could probably do it later. Yeah, the problem is is that I don't think that those bosses more important
Yeah, there's just not we're so far behind we have to go for the big dogs
Big points
Just go and kill the boss get out go and kill the boss get out. We're going to do it once
We killed the other boss the other map not this map gents
Brains a little foggy right now
We did play video games till 2 a.m. last night, so understandable
Yeah, I screamed 17 hours yesterday 16 and a half myself three hours and then
I was over here over this way if you do it bring a bunch of you
I
Here's up to our left. It's like someone just used an ability to our left and there might be people inside
There's a lot of things
Here and running on me
3 broken, all 3 broken
my guys got money
oh my god
i'm dead to me
everyone broken
oh i got double double great kill
i got double please
i have EMPs, that's it
I'm looking you're right back here
I
Got you I got you. I don't know these hurry. I don't know
Wait, he might have died to the grenade he might have died to mine. Oh, I don't know how to tell I don't know
We're more great I got EMG
I
You need my
The other
He's working in the bridge
Is that working?
I can tell
Um, didn't you pick up a nade from that one guy?
It was a wrong nade
Didn't really do anything
No, I think it was cut
Didn't he have a nade pack on him?
He did it, yeah, yeah, please
No
Have a plate what is that kind of grade?
Where's a third? I don't think so
Might not be a third
Wait, just go grab you that item. There's items at 50,000 points. Okay. I'm here. I just drop everything on me and take that
We are well
I'm just gonna tell you the things to grab and then as long as you get them it's fine
And then we leave because the boss is not here. You want to grab two weapons
I
Got the keyboard which is sitting in front of the guy
Yep
I'm getting told that you can't be counted as a tomato. I don't know though
Yeah, we should probably we should probably wait. Let's try kill robots all the way
I didn't hear it, but maybe
I'll be looking for a lock-off in there.
Yeah, I'll look for anything.
Yeah, we're pretty much repositioning it.
Oh, I can hack this container right here.
There might be a...
I said, claymore.
Look at the guy who's working for us. Kill him all.
Yeah, I got the one.
I
Yes
I'm hitting it now
You you choose huge
one. Oh, we did that one.
Yes. Y'all, the first map, it
was like, is it 10,000 loot
value on the first map or is it
still high loot value? It's any
loot value. So, right now, how
much did they expect? So, it's
Okay.
15 minutes and it was a two gun.
We're handing them the horns.
Okay, so you're supposed to have one point about the opportunity in an album.
I think right below we're out, but I don't understand so so it's the different faction
specific contracts because we've got to complete one contract just any contract
while we're on alpha while you're yes that's easy wait wait all but it has to
be one but it has to be on the pinwheelship oh we don't have a contract
it's up for the pinwheelship
but we did get back in there while we're figuring this out you're ready
nine you can do like kill nine runners oh I see which is just a bonus do I need to
run a free kit no you're good we're all good we're all good you can do whatever
you can run whatever you want for the rest of this tournament okay all right
now we're going in to kill the boss same map if it's not there we reset
we're gambling we're hoping that it spawns we pull you know this game
pretty well I how long till the bar
you honest I'm a contracted player I or a person I do not work for Bungie so
oh my man my man all right you want we'll figure it out and we'll tell you
I'm bringing in the the most expensive sponsor anyone know how long it takes
that way if we get a bunch of loot maybe we can get the 20,000 I can drop everything
Yeah, for the boss to spawn on this map in a snow
Curd, thank you. That's crucial information
Rainbow thing for the prime
For the bosses
We want all the burgers.
Do we have 46 minutes?
Technically we try to get fast ones enough to do like...
We kill the boss, we get out.
Mm-hmm.
I got a tactical sidearm and a V2 suit.
Wait, did the boss want to overflow particularly?
Of course this kid doesn't have a purple item on it, but when I do the other one it's had a first like
That's why I didn't know
Well, I'm telling you, if it comes down to that, we will die.
We won't raise hell.
If they win, and it's by that margin, I will not lose.
I might take my shirt off.
Well, fine. I don't need to be one.
I'll do it!
How about you leave the gym?
I bet you got to lift some limbs.
Okay, I'm pretty happy. I mean, yeah, it's all pretty sure how to see more
That's why we go after that
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
Here. They're gone.
What were you guys doing?
What's up? What's up?
Okay.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Are you down?
I'm down.
What is that? For the same last round, was I supposed to pick up two colors or just one?
Here's one, here's one.
Okay.
Okay, I'll overflow, still.
Let's keep going, overflow.
Oh, oh, yep, yep, oh, bloke.
If we see flares, let me know.
Can you do like the loop hat thing and see if there's a burger in one of those?
I'm not gonna see.
What color of burger?
Is it like a pink?
Blue.
A blue.
blue
it's a two-plot item that's blue
yeah
no help at all wait what did i just
why are people saying stuff to me
what did i just say
fuck em
That's shooting it up.
Alright, I don't think it's spawned.
They might be back to reset.
I have a huge shotgun over it.
We're going so unlucky.
Where is the boss at?
Calling it.
Yeah, it's chicken pond.
Every time we see it, we...
Every time we've seen it, it's been one POI we've searched,
and then it popped up.
Every single time.
It's random?
How long it takes for them to spawn in, even when it's random?
It's a lot later.
There's people in here. There's people in here.
Oh, you're fucking dumb.
Back down.
We're going to tackle them closer. Careful.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
I'm alive somehow. I'm very messed up.
I'm going to be underneath.
Okay.
There we go.
Can I see any more players? Can I see them?
No.
There was another player I was shooting at over here.
I don't know where they went though.
No idea.
You should just let it be, Daddy.
We're wasting too much time on this guy. We might just need to leave him.
Yeah, yeah, we might have to.
Yeah, let's get out of here, let's get out of here.
Fuck off.
Go away.
right back here
Oh my god, there he is
Yeah
He was literally when I was looting the body
Two one on the
the profit opportunities it's enemies spawn lockbox master clearance lockery
or open the command wing oh got it okay gotcha I see you that one more time we
have to 100,000 points we have to we have to we have to ready up let's get
right back in there get right right back in there right back in there
we'll have to screen up for a good bit we should be good
Bit more, bit more, bit more, bit more.
Oh, the hell do you buy the M1, oh, there we go.
Oh my gosh, I had a key on my purse and I almost brought in.
Wait, okay, we're good.
What's your second?
Get you right over there.
Oh my goodness.
Again there, we killed the bot, we're leaving.
Lucky, he did, oh lucky, up there, down the row.
I swear to God.
So I just got 180k in one run. Hey!
Oh, fuck yourself.
Yeah, fuck you and him.
Fuck you and him, good sir.
I'm gonna assume that guy is fine.
That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna assume that guy's lying or he's lying.
Agreed.
Agreed. Guys, I'm telling you, if we can get the boss this round, we can go to Panwheel.
And we can do...
Um...
Wait.
Oh...
We do a profit opportunity and a convoy.
A profit opportunity can both be completed by opening up the loo room inside Panwheel.
It's a two-for-one combo.
Oh
Complete a profit opportunity in Pinwheel 50,000 points complete a conflict of an opportunity to the other points does that
We just open the blue thing inside that's two for one
So you can only do one of the three profit opportunities
What does that all you think?
So on our post you put one of three profit opportunities on the ship gives you the 50,000
We got
We have a low
You you all have to trigger a UESC terminal to see the boss
Not too sure
I
I'm looking
God yes, you fucking it up. I'm gonna
And look at her players, let me know what you need me
Okay, it's much
We're gonna move
Second players one on that ping right below me
He's rising another team coming in from outside
someone come up and rest
what's up guys?
we're like, no! I fell!
dammit!
how do I get up there?
I fell. oh my god that's crazy
not good
two teams here
how are you up there?
are you going to the stairs?
I see where I'm going
what's up with those stairs?
there's a...
y'all don't mind doing that
oh my god, no I have to...
I have to leave
I have to leave where the bosses count
I'm gonna try to come up for you. Okay, how do you call me? I'm crawling. I die if I drop down
I'm gonna I'm in a good spot. I'm gonna save yourself. Go save yourself. I'm dead. I'm dead
So boss kills
I'm hanging you.
What the hell was that?
I've just been I did I just I've been sold so many times today, bro
fuck man how can we not find our way on to a fucking old ruse
oh my goodness that's okay we took out the boss points we're fine we're fine
load it up load it up if anything that houses we got a quicker we got a quicker
load it up load it up I want to tell you I want to tell you guys 30 minutes we got
this we got this guys we got this guys we took it the boss points it's fine
it doesn't matter we go back in we get the pinwheel points we win the
tournament
You have that fuck a backpack brah
So I'm part broken. I'm not gonna lie you
You did a good job
I can't believe it.
I cannot believe it.
Fuck!
I'm fucking- I'm- I'm free at- I'm free at-
How can we not get on a roof team?
Dude, they were blocking the stairwell, we couldn't get up and then my- my gravely
just saw what happened to that.
I honestly did not know you were on the roof.
I thought you were on the second floor.
As far as asking where you were.
As soon as we get to the boss place, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Where are we?
I'm at the other end. You guys ready?
You guys ready?
Ready to go, team. Ready to go.
We got this, we got this.
100% we're still in this game, boys.
We're still in the game.
We still, we still got the boss points.
It's like, it's whatever.
Yep, we got this.
We achieved what we were there for.
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
It's time to go to outpost.
We go on the pinwheel, we activate the thing
in the middle, and we're good.
Okay, okay.
Okay, look it.
I cannot wait for this to happen.
Oh my goodness.
I was in the zone I was in the zone you had it and then your snapbook I guess
there's a way you could swipe every rhino pill at your nearest gas station and
pop every single one of them and you would not have the endorphins that were
pumping through my peanut body right there I was locked in laser vision I
I started turning red blood coming out of them. I was locked in and then I double-click that
Champs of my grapple got shot died
Perfect perfect well, I'm why I fly the first guy. I'm shooting the other guy
And he's just jumping back and forth as he's not missing a bullet and kills me
I
Will straight through those
The one on the roof I know anyone's on that corner thing
So all the cheek on you can't about the color
I'm getting him.
I see him! I got him!
One to one, drive! One to one, drive!
He's gonna have to help us!
Dead.
He's not dead.
Somehow I just died behind-
Right here.
He's leaving me right now.
He's going down! We're going down!
Do you walk away from my body to the right?
I see him, he's in front of me, he's in front of me.
He killed me, he just fried me, directly in front of me, like on this side, probably
resin this boy they're gonna see the blood beautiful rest again I'll watch
I see two dead bodies. Thank you. Thank you.
Didn't you guys kill someone? Oh, one somewhere else though. Yeah, I killed one upstairs. I
I pulled him upstairs.
Yeah.
He's back.
He's ready to go to the video.
Oh, the bully.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Get out of the back.
All of us, there's a new team, new team.
Watch out.
Watch out, he's going right side.
He's going down.
Well, I'm dead.
One on here, right here, right here, right here.
He's gonna pull me pulling me now
Yeah, I mean
Help the cookie crumbers yeah, there was another one
I was getting chops on that wall. Thank you. Thank you, sir. That wall won't be messing with us any time soon
Lock it in. Lock it in. I'm broke
Nothing, I can still it's my last gun
We get the fucking freaking
We guys get that P. We all were good. We're good
I'm hurting. I'm hurting inside. I feel like no matter what I do, bro, it's just, let's
Let's get started.
So, baby.
Oh
We're gonna go to jail
It's just a bad bad patient, hey!
What's the time at?
Twenty-two minutes.
We got this.
We go into Pinwheel.
That's 20,000 points.
We then hit the thing in the middle.
Boom.
50,000 points.
That's it.
Then we win.
No, I'm just super competitive.
I'm just competitive. I like the wind tournaments need to find some more burgers. Those are 10k each, right?
It's only on primitive. Oh
Okay, I got out with the burger when we killed the boss. I got with the burger. Oh wait. We died
We
Green, orange, yellow, everything.
Okay, if we see that thing that flies up in the sky, we need to kill it because that will give us a lockbox.
Okay.
Shots near us, not us.
I
Think you got it
to this room with you that's making my game follow
you're the key cutting right x-mas right there right there right there we
did it in the fall on the bottom of your building
They're the one across the one you run the roof up
Did you keep like that
I
Guys drop the kids on the side so you go back into me at least are we a lot of height are seen when we're doing up
Everybody
I'm not gonna lie to you guys.
Team morale is down. All right. We are not out!
We are not out!
You can't use the 4k kit. What are you talking about? You can't use the 4k kit.
Who said we can't use the 4k kit?
We can now. We couldn't before I guess because it apparently has purple.
So you're allowed to hide your skin by the way you see it.
I'm in pain. I'm in so much fucking pain bro. I'm in so much pain. I'm in so much pain, bro.
I'm in pain, bro. I'm in pain. I'm in pain. I'm in pain. I'm in pain. Team affirmations,
speed up. Okay, good thinking. Team affirmations. You are so great. I love when I turn around
and run and you die to save me. All right, let me give you a team affirmation. You also
have arms and legs and you can't. My turn for my team affirmation. I like the way you
go every time you get out of your gaming chair
I see you now you say what are we doing sorry keep affirmations you got me you
got me you guys are the best we're gonna go in here and crush it and kill
everyone and get out with the top point who raw who raw what guys are gonna
I'm gonna shock it away!
I'm gonna shock it from the kid!
Nice.
Four!
Wait, you've run a shotgun?
And then I got to follow your rifles.
Oh god.
I've run the air fast enough to keep it loose.
I see one of these things right here.
Man.
Pretty good.
Can we make it a new thing in games
to where you motherfuckers
give us a keep-eye to vault
and a keep-eye to jump?
My god, the assisted
vaulting in these games
makes me so mad.
I'm so mad.
Yeah.
Watch out for the fire.
We're gonna get a gacha cheese, and I'm gonna use my drone to open it up for free.
I'm gonna use all our cheese on the middle.
of
the
I
Get somewhere in this area right here
There's a
What is it?
Something something we do see
Let me just map right here
The who's he do see
Oh, shot, shot, shot, straight for me!
Yeah, looking.
I have the player to left.
I'm gonna shoot you, son!
Okay, on me.
On me, literally in front of...
Yeah, right there.
Got me dead!
Oh, on me, on me!
Right up here!
Okay, okay, I'm out of ammo.
I'm out of ammo. I don't even sound good.
Yeah!
Come back up here, come back up here.
Come this way, come this way.
You're going to be by the car.
I can't be by the car.
Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
What?
He's going, he's going, he's going!
Kill the other one though!
I killed one and then the second one came out right on the other.
Yeah, who was that other guy?
We already, if I killed one, then you killed one.
That should have been the last guy.
Was that another team?
That's what I thought.
It's got to be another team.
Oh.
That's okay.
One more drive.
We're still in this boys.
I have no money and nothing.
I have nothing.
Okay, free kids.
Free kids.
Fuck it.
Load it up.
Load it up boys.
We're getting in that pinwheel.
We're getting in this way.
We're getting in that pinwheel.
We're getting these ones.
If it kills us.
It kills us.
You want me to do a free cat?
Yeah.
OK.
How much time do we have?
Make it.
I just I just don't know.
I don't know.
I don't understand how there is a guy
between us behind us every fucking time.
Every fight somehow someone is right next to a human being and we have no idea that they're there and I'm getting fucked in my ass
And I don't even see him. I don't even get to see who shoots me every game
I kill one or I down one and I just get
For free a guy walks up behind me and thrusts me viciously
I need to play a solo champ this healing champ with I should never played it. I should be playing the in this
That's how I should have played we look the keys who I know
I heard that too
Nice
I
Got a red
We're gonna blow up
The hundred forty-nine dollars
Have you go outside and go to those those master key ones
The ones the green field that fuck was I would love a great deal. Yeah, you're gonna
I don't have ammo for this yeah we need it yeah we gotta keep moving
I
Where the hell are we
We're here on top of this house, thank you.
Um, we cannot get up there with you Peanut.
I'll take a little peek, you guys get up here.
I'm just like this.
What is that thing going on?
Are we getting something to keep east, east on me on me?
Oh my God, fire ray.
I'm on fire.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Right over here, boys.
The hole is down there.
I can't even run.
Go, go, go, go!
Flurry, flurry!
one two
two
You're gonna die in the middle!
He's watching, he's watching!
He's on my door!
I'm just gonna do this.
I'm out of here.
You threw someone down below, huh?
Close that door.
Well, oh my gosh, I can't get you like that I think you better no, no, he has a
There was a code down on his thing.
Oh yeah, you know what you mean.
Well...
I thought that you were me.
Behind him?
Oh, he's to my right, he's to my right.
Look out there!
I fell down to my cabin!
I know what you're gonna do!
Do you read me, man?
I killed him, I killed him, I killed him.
We won, we won, we won!
Do you have a hundred-foot double-guards for you?
Yeah, I've been in them.
All right, we're not out of yet.
I'm just gonna hide there for a second.
Hey, we got brought right back down to reality.
Right back, right back down.
I'm back down, thank you so much, GG.
Here you go, get some.
I'm going to use my drone to pop all four of the squares to get right to the pinion.
It won't matter, P.
Because we can't extract, we have to leave right now in order to extract.
No, no, no, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to pop all four.
Okay.
I've never done this.
There's one right here.
There's a different equation.
There's a time.
They're on the wall.
You break them.
Oh, yeah.
This isn't happening anymore.
Oh, my God.
This isn't happening anymore. This isn't being it.
You can't do it. What?
Well, what?
Well, daaah.
Daaah.
I am about to go guarantee our points.
No, sir. No, sir. We're getting in that pinwheel.
Maybe over here boys, be over here quick. I've got them all out of the room.
So what's our favorite T-shirts I have?
Maybe over here quickly boys, they'll use them.
You got it yet?
Shoot me, shoot me, shoot me, shoot me, shoot me!
You got the shooty, shooty?
Can't fight Darryl.
Nice.
Oh, I forgot about this.
Oh, I got you!
They're talking to me, baby!
I can!
Get up there and let me take you back to your car!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I mean, we're just...
We're gonna have to get out.
through a wall.
What?
And laughing.
So you took damage, but I didn't.
Yeah, precisely.
Oh, I need to get the $20,000 to go to the pinwheel.
Yep, forgetting inside, you still get the...
Let's go!
Hey, it's good job, Tina.
Yep.
That's what I'm talking about.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Good.
Well, you may have lost his tournament voice, but let me tell you something.
We didn't come in last.
Fuck everybody behind us.
Am I right boys?
Hell yeah!
Yeah!
That's what it's all about.
Right there.
All right, so peanut they might be pulling you for another interview. They will let me know
It was great work with all y'all
We love you, Po. We love you. Thank you, Po. I love you
Fuck you
Hold on to me more
Fuck you
Oh, good sir, fuck you, good sir
Oh, hey, I just caught something
What is this?
Oh, it's a fuck you
Oh, I would be beside myself, sir
Fuck yourself
Oh, I have something in my pocket
Let me check what it is
It's a fuck you
Hopefully it's a zippity fat bitch
Hopefully it's arms and legs for you
So you can, you know, just like to walk around
And touch things
I
Rather have cheese arms and legs and nothing at all. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right
You better not blame this on me peanut. We've been through this before
Peanut you better fucking not
But you pulled a lifetime for a PB break, it'll take me 60 seconds flat.
Yeah, go for it.
No, hold it.
You're almost a bitch.
I'm gonna have all, all systems stopped when I played before this lot.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, if he starts playing with me, can I go in there and yell at him or no?
Fortunately, I don't think so.
Damn it!
I think you have to be dragged into that, uh, shadow block, like, otherwise.
It is nobody fault but mine.
Hey, you're a fault, Edge.
I messed up.
One shield.
Here, I'm going to tell you this.
One purple was not the difference between a winner or a loss.
I can promise you that.
Well, you know, I let chat get in my head.
I had a lot of people coming over here being really rude.
Damn it!
I bet it was Bungulators.
I bet it was their heathens.
I couldn't lock in.
I couldn't walk in I just I don't know these sons of bitches
Yeah, we're looking at you bum. You later. I have you motherfuckers
But you're my speech when I get in there. So basically we all try to harness but hot
Don't you dare
You was trying as hard as oh my god, she was purposely sabotaging the team throughout the entire tournament
Letting us down over and over he's fat
We're gonna have a war going down in the aisle. That's what we're gonna have
Little Isleworn.
Little Isleworn, can you imagine?
A bunch of dinosaurs?
Hey, who you reppin' on the Isle, huh?
You're wrapped in West Rail?
I thought this was supposed to go until 6.
Well, I'm pretty sure it's like a 30 minute down time
and then something else.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Oh my...
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, this fucking go, this fucking go.
And despite what everybody says, I feel like playing this game, I do, I do.
And it helps out because it's sponsored, because I'm like, oh my goodness, I mean, we gotta play it, but in reality, I enjoy playing it.
And I...
We enjoy playing it, we just don't enjoy getting thumped.
You don't enjoy getting thumped.
We enjoy thumping each other.
I like getting some fire mom.
Okay.
Boom goes down a mile.
That's something.
You need it?
Huh.
Do I second that?
You may.
Go ahead.
I see.
I need to lower the play account.
I think I've reached the play account.
It was lower than it needs to be.
I think I've reached the play account.
I appreciate the play account was lowered in each match and then we all said we'd raise the play
accounts they raised the play account.
That's exactly what happened.
I like high play account. I like action. I like action.
Yeah.
That's my line.
It's obviously a little different for us because every single team on the map is sprinting at us breathing heavily.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
You would probably should have hit our screens.
Dude, I cannot believe that one raid that we played where we killed nine people
that there was still two teams holding both exits.
I think if we hit our screens,
we would have maybe done better.
Maybe, maybe.
We would have probably survived at minimum that one raid
on Prevacate.
That raid was, I think that was the only like bad one
that we had.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, every team, that's a big map.
Every team was there.
Yeah, yeah.
If we do another one of these,
I hope they can do like private servers.
We're like, it's just-
would be cool. Private servers would be way better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would love it. I would love it.
What game do we play that did have the private servers? Don't we play tournament that did have
private? I don't think I mean Tarkov. Were those private though? Was it like arena? Yeah.
I mean, literally the last one we did, Pina, it was rivals, right? Those were private.
I don't know, I don't remember.
Yeah, it was just, it was more private, it was just dreamers in that one.
Oh, ABI, ABI did the private ones.
Remember, we party-saved it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your private would be cool, your private would be cool.
Agreed.
Hmm.
Yeah, Tarkov tournaments are normally on private servers now.
It changed that a few years ago
By the way, I lost literally everything. Yeah, I sold all my guns so I could buy meds just to lose those meds
I I had I had $30,000. I have 741 now. I have no money no guns
I sold attachments so I could afford to buy a few speedy
So I'll just buy me a good to all of our hard work on
Well, hold up, when I'm in the interview, I'll ask him if there's a way we can buy extra
jackets.
I don't know about you guys, but I want that jacket.
I want that jacket.
Well, Threaden, how about you threaten to rob Shroud of his jacket in game?
Holy shit.
Good thinking.
You're like, we want jackets, or we're going to send Hutch out to take Shroud's
jacket.
He's gonna do five jumping jacks next to the foundation of your house and that shit's gonna have you ever seen happy Gilmore
That's what's gonna happen at the award ceremony. You haven't seen happy Gilmore
Die both of you I in a game of course
Crowd watching
That is for that jacket
By the jacket if you sell it to me, I'm not even so it's 50
He's not actually watching. He's not actually watching also. I'm pretty sure we should pull up the marathon stream. Oh
Yeah
Good idea
Honestly, I'm really stoked, you know, we were just trying to find our feet as a team and I think that you better
I really well together. It's our first time all playing just together, but you know, we put our best foot forward and I think that
You better say hutched it great
He was a fundamental factor in our team success when we did have success. He's put he's he's good-looking. He's skinny
Yeah, and he's great. I'll write all this down. I'll draw you all down
All right, draw it down.
He's a great guy.
I've got to get down.
He's looking thin, looking real thin.
And he's sexy.
OK, OK, I don't know.
I wrote it all down.
OK, I wrote it all down.
Ruff, our second and third, though, like we
had really good RNG.
Step was going our way.
We really stepped it up.
It takes time to build that chemistry
and like the nerves a little bit, too.
Because you know, we're not playing for money here,
but playing for a pretty cool jacket.
I have to ask you, right? You're one of the, uh, Marathon Hunters.
What'd you say? What'd you say?
You guys, are you guys on the stream?
Yeah.
I mean, they are, they, I mean, I think they want me.
I, you see how they're looking at us?
They're looking at us. They're looking at us.
That's it. Holy crap.
They're looking at us.
They even began to express how pleased I am
and how, like, just ecstatic I am
that the game is how it is.
I had never been there.
There was definitely a period of time
where I was like, I'm not playing this.
I know that guy really listened to feedback and really just locked in
He whooped our ass a battlefield see bots are around each map like it's such a fun game to play now yours especially punishing
But I hate myself the entire time
Only seen it from this perspective
I was talking to active about it earlier because he has a history of bungee and halo
I didn't play any of the early axis. I didn't play any of the Alphas. I just saw some of like cinematics
Kind of got rid of the heights kind of remind me of some early hero cinematics
And then I started digging into the lore and I started watching some of the early gameplays like when peanut played with Joe Ziegler
And Jinji played with them and I started learning and learning and learning and then I played the server slam and then I just
Next after Berkey's done
Pull me in there so I can defend myself against peanuts.
Don't pull me in there, don't pull me in there, don't pull me in there!
Pull me in there!
Don't pull me in there, don't pull me in there!
PULL ME IN!
You're on the interview here.
Thank you so much and we'll have the results here soon, but...
I, you know, I believed in a...
You're not ready, you're never ready for anything.
So maybe we gotta ask you not let's go
You got this
He's not in here yet peanuts ghosting you there is there is peanut
I asked you a question before you were here because I thought you were here. Okay, now you're here. You're here now
Right
How did the plan come to fruition did the plan come to fruition? What happened? Okay, so
We failed
We gave it everything we had and we did kill the boss of primitive
It's just the the outpost did not go as we foreseen
So you're telling me this isn't the winners interview
Because we let every other team win
Nice guy peanut. Yeah, you've been you've been winning a little bit lately and you and Genji and hush you've been you know catching your
W's this is very
Yeah, it on it. I think I maybe should get a second to
Was early watching a replay you might naturally need some new ankles if that replay was anything could be
Yeah, yeah, the band old did a little slide tech. No a little quick
See I was that floor had been looking at me funny
So what I did was I piece up the floor that I handled the guy later on
Okay, the floor was the main party there or a farming over the floor. I understand
I don't know what your favorite moment of the tournament was today
What was the one moment that shine for you? I liked I was in a 1v3
I was in a 1v3. I boom bam boom got one
Kaplan got the second one third one comes out. I
Snap hook to the roof, but I actually double click F
We were wondering what happened.
Yes.
So you accidentally hit F is what happened.
It wasn't it wasn't the game's fault.
It was canceled.
Yeah, I was I'm not going to lie to you.
The endorphins running through my peanut
body during that moment, I could have left a house.
And I think that caused me to press F twice.
It's a high pressure situation.
I was I was impressed with the two kills before.
So it is what it is we learn and we move on.
Right.
It's all good.
That's right.
Go to runner right now.
Or do you have like who is your favorite runner
And on the other end, what is the runner you least respect?
Like, is there a runner that you just have a personal grudge with?
Grapple man, all-time favorite, Invisimand?
Screw that guy.
Anybody can use them.
I don't like those guys.
No respect.
We thirst assassins around here.
That's right.
Awesome.
Awesome, Peanut.
Thank you so much again for your time, dude.
You've been entertaining and a pleasure to watch.
I hope you have a great rest of your day, sir.
Thanks for having me, boys.
You boys have a good one.
You as well, you as well.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh my God.
Yeah, watch your tongue. I know you're scared.
I know you're scared.
Can you tell them after it was
Hunter's fault? No.
You don't need to do that.
Yeah, I can say it.
You're a good man, Paul.
Oh, don't do it.
You're a good man, Paul. You're a good man, Paul.
We had a nice talk with before.
Hello, sir, I
It's pleasure to talk to you again. I gotta know right we don't have the results just
Yeah, you're the closest in terms of point to shroud was number one guys very neck and neck
Do you think you pulled it off? Okay? Let's do let's
Genji one and then we can get like three more and sew them all together so hutch can fit in one
We can just take the bottom and the top half from yours, so we can take the legs and...
Maybe we'll ask them if they have a jacket specifically built for a couch.
In that last round, it propelled you to the top. Do you think there's enough?
Maybe. We'll figure that out.
Well, I'm not sure what the score is going to say at the bottom of this, but we were by far the better team.
And if there was a moment where we could just be on the same map with the other contestants, we would be the ones to walk out alive.
I don't know what to say.
What we're doing next?
I don't know.
We're just watching and then once this is over, I think we're good.
So you guys can queue games while you're sitting in here.
If you are, it's up to you.
You don't have to sit watching this.
Fantastic.
I'm going to watch.
You're going to watch?
I'm going to watch.
You have the
We just had RNG I feel like kind of screws up so other than that though everyone did great
But with the bosses and such yet. Okay. Well, I'm you know, I'm excited to see the scores and I again
It was a pleasure watching I was very impressed as well. How many hours do you have on?
You know, if you know estimate how many hours you can play that I probably got maybe 30 hours on destroyer
I was originally on triage the most but luckily I had some teammates that were willing to play triage destroyers
My favorite though the most fun class my video
Very fun. Well again, it was great talking to you. We're gonna get the results here very shortly
I'm excited to see what happens, but regardless it was a pleasure watching you sir, and I hope you have a great rest of the day
Jesus guys. Thank you. Jesus. Thank you
Awesome. Well, I believe if I'm not mistaken
We have a reveal of the final score. Oh, here comes. Oh, wait
I'm excited to see what this one is and a quarter of interviews might be a sign of things to come
We've interviewed the five teams
Maybe
Just maybe
We have a team in the lead all day trying to see if they can bring home and
Oh my gosh
Goodness gracious that is a $300,000
Oh my gosh
Oh my word wow
Oh my gosh
That last map right and the
We suck
We didn't sit and go down once except for at the end
No no we don't suck
Yeah, we're talking about the priority contracts there with the VSC race commanders, the Wraith Wardens across the map.
How was kind of R&V whether players would get those? And that could be a 50,000 or a 100,000 point swing that they got the spawn.
It's good to put team AST across a little bit closer, but clearly, Trout's team, especially with Outposts, farming Rooks, farming players, farming AIs, because there's just constant, constant reinforcements.
They just didn't slow down.
The other teams maybe had a good raid and then a bad raid.
It seemed like they only died last night.
Absolutely.
Well, you know what, at least, we did it.
We're going to call this the winner of you.
We're going to get the entire team to talk to us.
If you think about it, we had 200,000 points.
Congratulations.
You are the number one team by literally a landslide.
I
Came in here you gave us a little plan. I'm gonna let you know something guys
Okay, listen to listen to this peanut came in here
And oh shit plan and his plan was probably like 45 seconds long
Shroud your plan was I think 10 seconds long and one of them worked and the other one didn't so
Tell me about that plan and how it how would I would work for you guys?
Yeah, I said the plan going into perimeter
or outpost, I'm sorry, was to grind outpost and see how many kills we could get and wipe the whole lobby and all the ropes.
And at first I was a little worried because it didn't feel like we had a lot of action, but then by the time the 20 minutes were up,
we had like 70 bot eliminations plus 10 runner kills plus almost 20k value on each of us.
And I was like, oh, okay, we're just not going to go perimeter then and go for that warden that we missed.
We're just gonna stay here and keep doing this and it worked really really well
But it's still risky if you want to go outposts outpost is the most pvp and we we died on our very last raid and right
I
Looks like you're gonna get a sick jacket
That is that is a one-of-a-kind job
So we talked about earlier, I'm kind of curious landmark
in your perspective being an extraction shooter veteran
moving down to something that's a little bit more,
I don't want to say arcadey because it still is a very intense
with all these abilities, how does this compare to you?
Something that's a little more grounded
and tactical, you know, really sensitive.
It's so nice.
I've played a lot other games with hero abilities
in the past, so I'm very familiar with that sort of game
I saw many clips from all three you guys and it transferred really well. What is your favorite thing would you say about
The absolute
The way you're a mod like guns and cream on little builds and the way that you rank up through the factions and stuff
It actually has so much
I'll give this to you guys in the ranking system
when it releases soon.
Are we going to see you guys grinding up that letter or what?
Yeah, we will be grinding it.
I will see you there.
Good jacket.
Wow.
I love it.
I will be at the bottom of that letter,
so you will not see me.
But regardless, awesome, awesome guys.
Congratulations.
Like this is cool.
Like I said, I asked across and Team Shroud
were very close neck and neck the entire time.
And you guys pulled way ahead.
And it's actually really impressive.
Isaac, do you have any other questions
for the boys before we let them go?
Well, I mean, specifically to Shravan Justin,
you guys are on a bit of a burner right now.
I think you've won two back-to-back openers for games
within the last year.
The big battlefield one, now you win this.
And you got to stop following me around in my game
and winning my tournaments.
It's six, six.
And we lost both of those tournaments.
It's the kind of what we do.
I don't know.
We lost both of those tournaments.
Yeah, it was a good start.
Seriously, good stuff always.
Every tournament that's bad is bad.
We lost!
We came in dead last on that other one and now we came in fourth on this one.
It was a cool turn to watch.
Appreciate that.
Thank you guys so much.
Appreciate you taking the time.
Oh, also shout out, Bungie. This was a really well-run tournament. This shit was awesome.
I am glad to be a part of it.
Yeah, pick W to sell the admins.
Oh, yeah, can we get a Jack-O from Cortana?
AKA our admin?
That's really a petition for that because she said the rest of the line.
Yeah, every chat and VP.
I mean, she was on top of it.
I'm not going to lie. Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
That's very awesome.
And you know, shout out to you guys for calling that out.
And again, participating, it was it was like, I'm fine.
Just trying to get a credit card.
Congratulations on your jackets and your giveaways for your communities.
Of course, Paul, thank you for taking this time to interview with us.
Oh, I'm good.
You did this game.
Yeah.
All right.
And yeah, I'm going to be honest with you.
When it was that close, I was like, oh, we're going to have a neck and neck tournament
towards the end.
But yeah, that worked out at post and we heard him, right?
We heard him.
Isaac, he was like, yeah, you know what?
That's a lot of points.
We should stay.
We heard him say that.
I love you, Poe.
They got out of the back.
I love you more, Poe.
I love you more than Peter.
I love you, Poe.
Like it formed very, very.
That's not true.
It is true.
Awesome.
And it's like just the beginning.
I hear it.
Everyone talks about an outpost right now as the chaos
as the best extraction shooter map.
Poe, and I don't know if you know this,
but Pena is a piece of shit.
OK?
Don't listen to him.
Poe.
We are just seeing the crest of the chaos.
I mean, nobody respects what he says.
I am.
No, we respect what he says.
Definitely.
We got him the game soon, so you don't end up with no m-
Let me tell you something.
He's a liar, and every time he sits down his chair
goes, ahh!
That's not true, Poe.
The chair speaks more than he does.
That's not true.
And his chair is truth, then.
That's not true guys this team shroud 1.2 million
Dear he comes in third
Rubius with 498k and of course
With 363, I don't know
It has been a pleasure
cast in the form let me tell you my friend okay you are a natural and whatever you decide to do if
you ever decide to cast in the future um you would be we'd be natural at it and i can tell you that
right now so again oh the first one to pull
All right, all right, boys, all right, boys.
Say, W pull the chat, W pull the chat.
W pull the chat.
That was really nice.
I'm telling you, I'm texting my guys.
I'm dead serious about that fucking jacket.
I want the jacket.
Dude, they have to have more, right?
I'm texting them right now.
There's no way they don't have more.
I need that jacket.
right now I'm texting boom hey is there any way I can get
what a hutch and gg fuck your son I'll ask for all of us now let the know it's
mostly me anyway I get that jacket that shroud just won from the tournament
It is sweet.
Parentheses, Hudge and Genji want one, two.
No, don't say parenthesis. Don't put parenthesis.
But if there's only one, that's chill.
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
There we go. I texted. I texted. I texted.
I want the thing I need to text.
That thing is so cool.
Oh, gosh.
Okay. All right. Okay. All right. So, um,
Gigi was, Gigi was telling me, Gigi was telling me that, that, um, I,
that we're supposed to do, we're supposed to actually, uh,
we know we're in a, we're in a, we're in a smotchers segment.
We're in a smotchers segment.
We continue playing until the smotchers segment is done,
even if the tournament is done. Okay. Um,
I, I, I'm just getting that word from Genji. So,
six I believe 6 p.m. an hour and a half. Mm-hmm.
Let them in double check. Double check, double check, double check.
How you gonna wear that jacket? Maybe y'all set it up as decoration.
You peanut racists.
I
Did you get sick of silly just that time?
That doesn't see how locked in I am I was locked in I was locked in I I wanted a jacket
I want to suck my balls try suck my balls and my shaft in game, of course
Fuck you wait, what's the plan? What's the plan for tonight? I
Actually didn't have one so I think the plan for tonight is we play an hour and a half
minimum more math on
Then then it should be 6 p.m. My usual seems such and 7 I'm thinking about just raw Donnie and go 13 hours straight
I don't fucking care
I know this just FYI I made this plan a week ago. I'm not kicking Jiggy out. I just we made this way we go
Folks he is supposed to come play with us at 7
Was the plan was the plan
plan and I'm thinking we either do art apex
I don't care. I don't see any game. I don't really care. I say I'll I say we play the aisle and we send
Cloak see into every dangerous part of the game. Okay. We want to get water. We sent
Cloak see and we want to kill something. We just like and Gen. G can play and track and play.
That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. And we haven't been able to make babies yet. And we still have those dinosaurs.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Raptor family.
Raptor family.
I'm still waiting on our answer. So give me one second. It's just one.
If we're still in the sponsor segment.
Well, I'm grabbing some stuff. I'm grabbing a kit.
Okay. Let me open up the game.
up the game. I think without the stress of the tournament, I think we can go to Outpost and win.
I think we can. I'm so brother, I am so poor. I have nothing. Like I have no guns. I have no
shields. I have no money to buy. I was buying meds for each run. And every time I bought meds,
I had to reinvest my Monday.
Yeah, I have nothing to do with it.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm I'm broke.
Well, I'm at the Voo Zoo's for six point three thousand.
Oh, I got ten thousand dollars.
What score? Oh.
I sold a big guy.
Who?
Also, in my sponsor segment, I'm jumping off
and I'm going to go play.
until you guys are ready okay okay okay okay hold up wait what is that upgrade
that you could do the melee damage I'm trying to get that thing back that was
that that way I need one more unstable gel dude I need so much stuff like that
What?
To open other factions, do I have to do quests?
Yeah.
Is that okay?
That's what I figured.
Invite me.
Invite me back.
Wait, wait, wait.
Give me one quick second.
I just got to check one more thing.
And then I also need, um, I also need, uh, Biomata Reson and Drone Node.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, oh my god, if I need that melee damage max out, holy shit, holy shit, you can track it you come on. Oh
No, I just bro, I just I just didn't I'm enjoying the aisle. That's it
Tournament was brutal
Just because we just kept going but go to go to I very very
It's a lot of fun right now for me I'm really enjoying it a bunch in melee damage increases the damage of your melee and knife attacks
You start with 20. Yeah, you can get you can get all the way up to like it looks like maybe
Like 80 or 90, which is one shot to probably like most robots
Okay, how do you get your own resin?
Drona's and I
the tournament because I picked it up and I think it's just I think it's oh I think it's that blue
thing the blue thing that hovers you know the blue circle okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I got you I need unstable lead is what I guess it looks pissed no no I'm just telling me
he's burping what map they get it on really holy shit this thing is you can hover over
I'm gonna tell you what to get it because you sources dire mars bio research tool cart and locked rooms deluxe are higher
for the bio
and then
The drone nodes outpost
orientation signal phase
I should go for the bio matter resin on dire mars first we guys ain't
I'm done for anything
We're doing three kids or what are we doing?
Who's gonna do then hand
No, see me another one
It's wo-
You received?
Cool.
Check your codex, quick, hold on.
Oh yeah, check your codex! You have free stuff in your codex, I forgot.
Yeah, I've got it back.
So, like, if you have a bunch of, like, the-
Yeah, I appreciate that, Zach.
Oh, I like it, man. It's-
Get free stuff on some of these.
I just got a ton of shit!
Yeah, I'll give you, like, a whole kit.
That's about something for me.
I can actually bring it now nice I got another 7 huge good thing it
well honestly it was my chatter in mind because I did it earlier and then chat
said something about it though oh we are good by the way we're all done
Hey what? I said we are good by the way we're all done. No I don't know. Can we play at least one more? Yeah we can play one more.
I think I need to keep playing. That's what my concept is.
Sounds good. I bet it does.
We would like oh, we only buy one when you buy these these are expensive
We have 1.2k for
What it's 1.2k per guy
Oh, wait, that's a three actually
Come on double shit. They're my oh, hey, come on. They're my
I mean, I think you guys should probably check just to make sure if that's okay, yeah
What
His mind says five hours. I got told by our guy by Sam so we
Loaded guy my guy
Chad
Chad you know who that is no or Brandon
Brandon no, oh, I know Brandon. I know Brandon
All right, so that okay that if that guy saying it then it must be to he knows he's the he's the boss. Yeah, so we're good
He's the he's the big man. He's the big man. Okay. All right
the big house big house
Sam is his crack dealer good good
Okay, all right, yeah boys, we're yeah
So I'll say you might give me the jacket.
Really?
No way!
What?
No way!
What the fuck?
Where's the discord?
We gotta go back into the discord.
Wait, wait, wait.
We gotta go back into the discord.
Wait, wait, wait.
We gotta go back into the discord.
What?
Did my mouse just die?
I think my mouse just died.
No, it's just like there's certain things you have to meet.
So the way the sponsors work in any game, it's basically like X amount of hours, X amount
of this, and then you're good.
And then depending on who it is, it changes.
So people have to go certain amount of time.
Some people have to...
Let's go!
You got it!
Certain amount of hours.
Fuck you.
For us, it was just the tournament, I believe.
The times of friendship is more valuable than money.
Friendship, okay is more viable than simple paper dollars. Well, how about
Let me how about die, baby. Oh, oh, you don't mind. Oh, wow
What kind you have is that the is that the m77 assault rifle? Yes, it tastes good. Maybe you sample it
That sounds like something someone with a cracked shell would say
My shell is perfect. I lotion it every morning. Nope. It's like I lotion your dad's back after a long night of
See, I don't lotion nothing about your dad. I just
beat that shit viciously
Let's ride
I'm going to be a little bit
more
happy.
Oh yeah, we're still technically
in a sponsored segment.
We might stop making those
jokes.
In the video game, of course.
In the video game.
No, you're just done.
I just told you this is done.
Wait, oh, do I?
Oh, wait, wait.
Let me take it out of my title
then so we can keep saying
those jokes.
Well, Gigi's still at hers.
Oh, yeah
Yeah, how do I refresh it I just do this that's you see this you see there we go
I'm trying to get all my money back one run. I've got a question sucky Goosey as well
I
Sucky Gucci
We're gonna appreciate you chair
I
Boys I'll soon and I'm so excited
Which our little eyeballs on I'm turning it because you guys can fight me somebody
He's a member.
You don't really want to give them grandmother advice and not tell me anything.
where we're where right here I'm pushing it
for
As you take like a
I just nice them twice he lived he nice me once I died
What's the visible? What's the visible?
Oh, oh, the clay guy, the clay guy. I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, it's just a needle.
Oh, good work!
He really kicked you?
Oh, he's still alive! There's no one!
Is this new team or something?
Thank you.
Who's that?
Is this a new team?
Is this the fourth player?
Is this?
No, it's the third, I believe.
I'm looking for ammo right now.
I killed.
Where's my guy?
Did you get my van?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
I have no idea.
Okay, good to go.
What are you looking for right now?
Me? I'm looking for like a ton of stuff.
I'm looking for poop bags. I'm looking for gel.
I'm looking for bio-mama-mata.
Oh, we have a bit of frame.
Red blood sack?
Get Bondor.
Bondor, we're in trouble.
Bondor, we weed you.
I'll weed you by the door.
I could've said that was fun.
That has gotta be for people.
I'm not crazy.
I was crazy.
I was crazy once.
How many did you guys kill?
I killed, I remember.
No idea.
Me and Tina have both shot one together.
I understand, Tina.
Let's have a hard time counting.
It's like on that Liars bar last night.
You don't understand the dice either, buddy.
Dude, yes I do.
Oh, you don't, oh, you don't.
Dude, what are you talking about?
You have to just count certain, like, you can't...
Okay, so like
What right out here
Is that your shots to the north as we will kill those guys yeah, I breathe
I should be played nice again. We'll let you give us a quick report
We need to sacks
I
Might be up near me maybe
Yeah, I'm me what pliers
Smoke
The invisible person
one's late right here
I just got exploded by a rocket
what was she up?
where are these oolies?
last one last team right here
one was farther
There's a machine gun, I'm doing the whole thing here.
Oh god.
Oh, we've lost the last one.
Oh, me, I think?
Yeah, there's some below me.
Oh my god, let me do this, watch out!
Huh?
I
Was with the bully I should be having sex
I'm gonna loot up to see if I can get my shot let me know if you see any
move the games on the horizon sounds good
cover that hut sounds like a plan
I'm definitely wondering where I'm going to do this
I'm gonna try it out.
Two more poo.
I said two more poo, Hodge.
Nice.
Thank you, Jerry.
Nothing like a little bit of poo.
but look there's not 47 teams sweating us down breathing heavily running down the
fucking map
something that unlocks like a gun skin yeah I know how to die
it's not gonna die on the hill of trying to explain the dice game to
paint up I apparently picked up a blue print not us gonna unlocks the gun oh
let's go let's go to beat house let's do it wait wait wait
and we really lose this whole place I believe so
we should have more poo
I think we've already sucked all this place wrong poo let's go to the
greenhouse
I just got a shot down the ground that's a really good one he's on the ground I
here. Nice.
Who's shooting?
Who is this guy?
I'm not sure.
Oh, good.
I might be dead.
Oh, good.
Damn, you know that.
I'm just gonna swallow two diamonds.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
There's a lot of purple guys spawned in over there
Oh, that's a bot, that's a bot right there
Think so
I don't know
We got some.
There we go. Alright. I'll be down to full body.
We have two people.
Hey, who picked up these? Because they're not like the
I got that in.
Huh?
Step on a bomb?
Me?
Oh, isn't that good?
Isn't that dandy?
Oh, more poop, Skawr!
I've got some more poop.
I mean, I've got eight poops.
Why?
Huge.
Mm-hmm.
I need more poop!
He made four!
Boom!
We're cooking!
What are you calling, Pooh?
Unsheable Biobag!
I don't think there's anyone out here.
They were on the map over here.
Anywhere, any more players.
Are they on the whole map?
I don't think so.
Team's dead, we're not hearing anything.
We kill like two people here, but I'm lost.
Don't you sure?
Who's lost?
Okay, well, I think I see that since I'm still technically in a sponsor.
Let's get a beat.
Yes!
We got too much out, shots to the job!
Yeah, I'm hearing that.
I brought it in. I thought you were poor and ugly. I had the last one. I bet you they
coming for the sex act here. Yeah.
There's another one.
One's here.
There's one more.
I'm gonna touch it's my upgrade.
Let's go!
Thank you, dude.
What the heck?
Yeah!
Oh, we had a dog worth $4,000.
You have ten minutes to answer.
Oh my goodness.
All the extracts...
Oh, shit.
well my bad my bad nope you can't get up here full people only hold on now hold
on now can't get up here hold on now hold on now there's not
Yeah, I'll give you a little bit of room you just suck
Yeah!
It's Jimmy Payton for the next Jimmy Payton!
Find out who he is! I gotta try to jump the other way!
So shabby!
Good work, team!
I
Beating paid to play they wouldn't play like she's coming in with me play to pay right now
Not this very moment absolutely not very balling. I just love
All right, we see here
Oh, I got a shotgun from completing a quest
I
Boom boom boom boom boom
Yeah
I can't I can't think of anything. I want to play 19. I don't know what that means
All right, you guys are gonna keep playing marathon. Yeah. Oh
You have it off. I'm hopping off. I am itching to play the aisle
Well, hold on hold on now. I I want to come play the out too. Well, then let's go play the aisle. Oh
We've got one more now
No, are you sure? Yes. What about? What is one more? You guys play one more. I'm gonna
go start growing my T-Rex. I'm not here tomorrow. I leave tomorrow.
I'm going to mute let the bungalows tell me when you guys are ready exactly and I want
to start right now.
I'll be, let me put my stuff, we'll run, we'll run,
we'll run a quick one, Mr. DD, Mr. DD.
All right, let me know when you guys are ready.
Chat, as I said before, I had a plan
to playing the aisle for 15 hours today.
And we didn't get to do that
because obviously we had to sponsor, which is fine.
But I want to play the aisle.
That's what I want to do.
I would like to play the aisle.
So, we are going to go ahead and jump in and start growing a separate dino that is not
the raptor, because I am addicted and I want to play this game.
No, it's not boring, man.
It's like, the best way I can explain it is very simple, okay?
It's like if all you want to do is eat pizza and someone is bringing you damn good tacos,
but all you fucking want is pizza.
That is where I'm at.
I want aisle.
I want the aisle.
That's what I want to play.
That's what I want to game.
kill cam go die in a video game of course it's just what i want to play man
all right i think we start the t-rex bro we tried to do this before we died multiple times
let's try and do it again. What was our name again?
On the last time?
Terry. Terry 2.0 is alive. Terry 2.0 is alive and Terry 2.0 as well.
Well, first thing we do before anything else, rocks, rocks, that's what we want, and that's
what we need.
Do we want to name this guy Terry 2.0?
I feel like we can't name him Terry 2.0, Phillip.
Phillip is his name, Phillip, by proclaim.
Phillip.
Chicken.
We are heading straight to this area and we are going to get some rocks.
That's all I want in my life is rocks.
I want rocks.
Rocks are good for me.
That's what I want.
What the fuck was that?
Hello?
I think I scared them.
I'm small.
I think I might have scared the other little ones.
We continue to the palm trees.
Yep, this is Phillip.
Kat, say hi.
Phillip, this is our new T-Rex.
We currently have an allosaur around 65% grown.
We have our raptors who are around 60% grown in the raptor family and this is our T-Rex,
Phillip.
Phillip will one day roll this land, this island, but for now Phillip is a little bitch
and it is what it is.
We are heading to the palm trees. We're gonna go get some rocks.
3D ends.
Sounds good, Boschy.
I don't know what that is we are out of there truly just like marathon can you
You fucking retard shut up and I pardoned my French.
Can you shut the fuck up you mouth breathers man?
As I said before, I just want to be a grown man playing the dino.
That's it.
That's all I want.
It's not about this game is bad or that game is good, believe it or not, multiple games
can be played in a single day without the other one being complete dog shit.
I would just like to grow a dinosaur, name Philip, and dominate an island while stealing
hours of time away from other people by killing them and eating their corpses.
I would also like to become a cannibal and eat my own young.
Is that fucked up?
Is that so hard to understand?
What's wrong with that?
so wrong about that let me play my game stop asking my opinion I'm just some
fucking ogre on the internet my opinion doesn't matter
oh rocks
beautiful we shall eat these rocks until our stomach is completely empty and
then we will go get food beautiful start beautiful start we're starting to
the map a little bit as well. Restore some thirst when eating. Do extra damage to a bleeding
target? Okay. So I'm guessing as in T-Rex, will fall damage hit stamina before draining
health? I think it was a huge one. But I also think food draining more slowly. I think
that's a second, a second pick or a third pick. Because as I, you guys have told me,
The number one killer of a T-Rex is dying to food or dying to hunger, correct?
So maybe we take bleed resist?
Don't select your first mutation for an hour and then get enhanced digestion.
Wait, is that the actual strat?
Alright, in for it.
That's what we'll do.
I'm just some ogre on the internet, ooh rocks.
rocks.
Hey bro, my gosh man, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be mean, but my god, I just want to play
my dinosaur game.
I want to listen to Jurassic Park on- Park.
Yeah, what was- to Jurassic Park on fucking blasts man, I want to scratch my tizm.
There's lines over there as well.
Music! I love that you guys love this.
Did I say that? Did I say that?
I absolutely love that you guys love this game.
It makes me so happy. God, I love it.
Philip, little Philip.
Philip was hatched in orphan.
Philip's family has left him.
Philip doesn't have much to Philip's life.
Got a couple of sticks he calls home.
Got a couple of sticks, he calls home.
We live in this tree now, me and Phillip.
Phillip and I.
Eating rocks.
Surviving.
One day rule these lands.
You know, you can play the island first person.
It's terrifying, but.
Big kill tonight.
I hope so, bro.
I'm in for the long haul.
I want the boys to play the game with me all day,
but I know they're not going to,
I might just stay on the aisle all night.
That did promise you guys you were gonna play the aisle
and have some awesome grows,
and then we get a fucking sponsored today,
so I gotta owe you guys a little bit of the aisle,
I can't lie.
No, they're just playing a little bit more marathon, they want to play a little bit more
marathon.
But I had brab just, I was inching to play this game.
Did you explain the game for us new people?
Sure.
So, the best way I can explain the game is, is if you play the game like DayZ.
It's a survival game, okay?
When you spawn in, you spawn in like little Phil and Pierre,
a very small baby.
Believe it or not, we are a T-Rex.
But right now, since we just spawned in,
we are at the bottom of the food chain.
Everything and everyone can kill us or eat us.
Our ultimate goal in this game is to grow,
become full-size and be the apex predator of the island
and kill everyone else on the server.
While we are getting there, as we continue to grow,
we continue to be able to kill larger and larger prey.
So we're full grown and we can kill everything.
This takes time.
A T-Rex grow takes anywhere from nine to 12 hours
to get to full size.
Earlier today, when we were playing this morning
before our sponsor, we had two T-Rexes,
both around six to seven to eight hours in their grow.
And we got to see them get murdered by a full grown T-Rex, 12 hours into his growth.
And because they got murdered, they died and we ate their corpses.
And they then have to spawn in as a fresh spawn again and start the whole process over as
a T-Rex or as another dinosaur.
This is the ultimate game of survival, but more importantly this is the ultimate game
of fucking pain.
And there's everything you can think of, from birds, to dynasuchises, which is crocodiles
in the water, to dinosaurs that live in trees that can kill you as your smaller dynos, or
growing.
There's everything that can kill you.
Yeah, you'd be blown away the amount of things that can kill you in this game.
It's unfucking believable.
You get sick and die, you die of hydration, die of hunger, all of it.
really cool as well is that you can meet people in the game and by talking to
them your dinosaurs actually make noises like so listen so you can sneak up on a
group of people like a T-Rex you can sneak up on like staggos or whatever
because they are having a conversation in the game which is super cool I
I hope we get to do that.
Yeah, ma'am, it's just a matter of ruining motherfuckers' days.
If we see mix packs, we die to kill a mix pack, always.
And if you start playing the aisle, that should be your goal.
If you see mix packers, kill at all costs.
Mix packers are people who play different types
of dinos together in a group.
It's the worst type of person.
You stick with your kind, period, unless you're herbivores, it's a little different.
Stegocillopid?
No sir, it is not.
The T-Rex exists now.
And they completely redid the stego.
The tail swipe is different, the attack speed is different, everything's different
about it.
That's the reason I'm back.
Yeah, stego can't kill a Rex, but you can actually kill the stego consistently
on recs unlike before
How was this game like eight years old ten years old?
We do this every time I'm going on a trip tomorrow so I'm going to be gone for four days
but when we come back we'll give away a bunch of copies of the aisle
I always do it for the smaller games whenever we play because I know a lot of people don't have this game
So we'll probably give away 50, 25 peas.
We'll probably do that on Thursday or Friday of next week.
Watching this game is food for my Tism. I'm telling you, it is the ultimate Tism scratcher.
Like, when you get invested, like right now, it's boring, right?
We're just sitting in a bush eating rocks.
But I'm telling you, stay for 30 minutes and watch the journey.
It is, it's a movie, it's insane, every dino is different, everything is always, it's awesome,
it's so cool.
Alright, so now we gotta do our diet, another part of the game.
Your diet increases how fast you grow your dinosaur, the difference between growing
for 12 hours and 8 hours.
So this is everything that we need to eat that is on our diet, okay, from rabbits
to deers to chickens to other dinosaurs.
That little mark right there that you can see at the very top of our screen, the little
cylinders down here in the bottom right, you can max those out to 100%.
For every symbol you max out is 100% extra growth speed.
So if we can max out all three of those by emptying our stomach out with rocks and eating
what's on our diet, we can grow it 300% faster than a regular growth.
We can turn 12 hours into 8 hours or 9 hours.
the rain is gone and we're gonna go try and get ourselves some food. Alright, so
one thing on the map, let's go.
Might be a little closer than I thought.
It's on top of that hill, which is really scary because there's a massive
tree right there, which means there could be a Herrera. Herrera is our dinosaurs that live in the trees and kill babies.
That's pretty mean, and we will not see him coming. Oh, oh, it's in the rock. Good. Okay, well,
pretty unlucky. We continue. We're gonna go to the regular fresh spawn area and go look for some
And there's hopefully some chickens.
Chickens would be great.
This is the fresh morn area, it's the palm trees.
Bigger dinos get attacked by bees and they actually can kill the big dinos pretty fast.
I like super fast, but this is the safest place to grow as a small little dinosaur.
Only problem is, most of the time when you're in these types of places, there's not
a ton of food.
What do you think we hear? We're killing.
Yo, Bob, Southy, Kinister and NIMBY, thank you.
See if we can smell something again.
So we know that there's food the opposite direction.
It's just that's a very trafficked area we're taking cannibalism trait 100% by the way
All right, let's go look by the water you're gonna need some food
Love to see a chicken
I would absolutely love to see a chicken.
Chappie, your T-Rex grows.
How are you guys getting your diets at this size?
Are you just risking it for the biscuit every time?
Turtles.
The turtles are on the diet?
Why turtles?
We can go back to migration zone.
What do you guys think?
We can go to migration or we can turn around and say fuck it and go and risk it for the
biscuit where we know there's food.
I think we risk it.
Hey, just popped up.
Yeah, we're not going to be able to kill shit at this size.
We're going for that A. If we die, we die.
Our stomach's good.
We can eat pretty much whatever.
We can eat the full.
This is good.
And he's far, far far far far far, lock in.
Peanut's joining us later.
The plan is that I want to start this T-Rex grow, get through this little stage until
Peanut's ready.
up on our raptors and then tomorrow I want to sleep a couple hours and go live very,
very early and do a stream until I got to go catch a flight.
That's what I want to do.
So I'm definitely not going to be on all night.
Is there a map?
So there is a map.
You can copy your coordinates and post in this like web browser, but there's no end-game map.
It's all external.
How are you doing, friends, so they actually just updated it?
You can do like invite codes, so when you spawn in, you can send your friend an invite code
on top of you, which is something that I asked for, and I'm very happy that they put it in the game.
They actually put a bunch of things in the game since the last time I was yapping to them,
like the nighttime modes, what you're seeing right now, Broadway used to get so much darker,
all the fucking time, it was so dark.
They picked the weather cycle so the weather, like you see it's raining, that you can still see.
Back when we were playing, I would venture to relentlessly about how dark it was, how consistent life was.
Consistently dark it was. OG's in the chat will tell you it was measurable.
They made a lot of good updates, so I'm very happy.
Oh, dude, it was like 45 minutes, but what happened is, it was sort of like right now,
this, this is peak darkness, this is how it was all the time for like an hour to an
hour and a half straight.
It's actually really good for us, and we might be able to sneak some food.
Unless we fall to our death, because we can't see where we're going.
It's A, by the way!
Fuck! Where the fuck is it?
No way someone just saved the rest of it, right?
No.
Oh, here we go, here we go, it's getting bigger.
We'll be right up here.
Oh God, it's in the middle of the open.
Good luck us.
We need our full and we get the hell out of here.
And we're fucked again.
No way over to.
Are you kidding me?
Across the map.
No!
Oh, that's so bad.
That's so bad.
Oh
It's way too big no man, no
There's food
All right, don't lose hope yet
Wait, you guys think I can take them, actually?
Is that a bunch of Trudons?
Brother, what's going on with this server?
There's another bugged body.
Alright, we'll try and take a pig.
Come in.
What is that?
Hold on!
Oh baby!
Hold!
Oh
Hold on
Absolutely massive
absolutely massive and we're out and we're out that was a player chicken
take this chicken with us oh shit there's another dead guy okay maybe not maybe not
We find a tree and we chill chicken
Bucket tree as well. Do we do we go back to the rocks that we already know about?
That might be the vibe
But there's so much food over here. Let's chill and assess
Chill and assess
Chilling Assess.
Do you know what the Elder's System, entombing to get 16 mutates, illumine settings, helps
with darkness, much love?
I've heard about the Elder's System, haven't done it myself yet.
I'm just trying to get a full grown before I worry about Elders.
You can get Elder after you get full grown, right?
Oh my gosh, there's a chicken right here.
No, you can't, wait, actually?
of the tree. Okay, plus 100% on growth rate. This is good. This is good. My adrenaline and
I'm getting scared.
I'm back sorry I uh my wife just got back to the
bridge so I'll say hello anything happen folks said join him a taxi boys I'm not
playing arc I not today I'll tell you back I need a little break for mark all
Alright, let's go get some rocks.
I need a little break from Ark, just like all of us, you know?
Ark's a fantastic game.
A ton of fun.
We all enjoy it.
But like any game,
you're playing enough, you get a little tired of it.
And I am at that little tired of it point,
doesn't mean the game's bad.
Doesn't mean I hate the game.
just means I'm a little tired of it that's all
folks he does not have to play arc for viewership folksy will be successful playing any game
oh my god that's an alo
i can tell you clokey is most definitely wrong
clokey doesn't give himself enough credit he could play whatever game he wants
um what the fuck was that
He's eating that body over there son of a bitch. All good. We got full full stomach. We're not gonna get greedy
We're gonna head over back to the rocks
If the other stomach again
Yeah, I understand I mean I get it trust me as someone who has been a variety guy for like four years and
In my opinion taught it by the best summit
I think it's not a matter of you being stuck in a category. It's a matter of finding a game and not you
But you and your viewership enjoys that's it for me. It's a fucking game called the aisle, you know
AZ
survival games in general
For others, it's FPS is and whatever the fuck
But if you don't attempt it, you're just gonna get stuck in the same loop over and over and over again
Just play game till game becomes miserable hate going live and
Deciding not to why would I do people always they're like, huh? How do you stream seven days a week?
bro, you I
Get to do whatever the fuck I want I get to play whatever game I want
That's why I get bored of a game. We just switch games
It's that simple. Some of it taught me that way back when, bro, like, if you can play
whatever games you want and be okay, your string is a fucking greatest. Not the greatest
gig already, but I mean, dude, it's awesome. I get tired of a game of the switch. Luckily,
you guys are crazy enough to watch me play different games.
What server? Fuck you. That's what server. Love you, though.
Coke. Yeah, I'm sipping a little Coke diesel. I streamed for 16 hours yesterday and I am in
a six hour sponsor today. I'm a little fried. I am a little fried. But as I said, I'm leaving
tomorrow and I'm at that point where I might play aisle. We have two, we have two things
we might do today. One play aisle with the homies for eight hours. If they get off
off the aisle early and they don't want to play it anymore, which is completely fine.
I'm not staying on for long. We'll play some variety games with the boys and gals. And then
I'm getting off and going live at 7am so I can play the aisle. I'm addicted, bro. I
fucking love it. Also, where this is not where I thought I was going. I've completely
Fuck the pooch on this one.
I don't know where I am.
All I know is we turn around and we run back that way.
I think we'll find that water again.
We just need rocks.
Oh, no, wait, wait.
No rocks here.
I mean, there's a waterfall right here, please.
Oh yeah, we're good.
Okay, we have a little strat.
We have a little strat.
Rocks here, food there.
Water, water. We have a little strat here. We're kind of in a great system.
Yeah, look at this. Look at this. This is where we go. We empty out our body here.
We hang out in our little tree, our home. We got water next to us.
And we're chilling and we're chilling beautiful
Where is the t-rex? We're playing the t-rex. We're just a little bitch right now
How much is this game I think it's like 20 bucks
Like I said next week we're gonna be giving away a bunch of copies of it. So
Make sure you tune in whenever I get back for my trip
I have full grown I full grown every dino in the game besides the new ones which is why I won't pretty much play anything else other than playing with the boys rather than a T Rax or an Alasaur right now we get those full grown check those off our lists I would like to start getting every dino L
Rather than a T-Rex or an Alasaur right now we get those full-grown check those off our lists
I would like to start getting every 90 elder
That is a T-Rex, I think we're hearing
We usually launch a community server as jet
From what I'm hearing a
400 player no lag server sounds pretty fucking awesome for community games. I'm not gonna lie
Well, what I'd like to do is is I would love
To have a community server for all of us and everyone's communities I'd also like to have a streamer server
That's a matter of getting a hundred people hundred different streamers
More like two three hundred different people
to play in one server together.
That would be super fun.
We've done it before.
We can do it again.
DDoS get fixed.
One of one servers, even after we stopped having the server,
have been working on DDoS protection since.
So hopefully, it'll be good.
Sounds impossible.
We did it.
i mean bro we did a year and a half ago
and
You smell me?
Shhh.
We can't outrun a car now
So everybody chill everybody chill we're in a great spot. You know how hard it is
Was that us making that noise
Can you shut up, I know!
All right.
We need to go get more rocks.
I know it's not what anyone wants to hear right now, but.
maybe we don't lay in that maybe we lay right over here oh yeah this is a great
spot we found a new tree a new bush
Bro, I thought we were so cooked.
Alright, let's go ahead and take a little sniff.
We have an A, I think that might be the same fucked up A as before.
all right we have a fully grown car car now which is not good that is a t-rex
the problem is wait is that a t-rex or is that the other dino
It takes 12 hours to get this dino fully grown.
Raptors.
Oh my gosh, this can't get worse.
I mean do we do we do we get out of here do we take the rest of our stomach and
just go somewhere else the problem is is we have to get big enough to kill boars
if we can kill if we can kill boars at what percent at a t-rex of what percent
are we self-sufficient? Let's see a fight. Come back in three hours.
25%? Oh, so we're good.
I think we stay until like 35% and then we leave and go in
Live somewhere else and then we come back and kill everyone.
Gonna eat.
I wanted to get down to about...
a little less than half.
So like three or four more rocks.
Don't worry where I am.
The rocks help empty out your stomach so you can go and eat food and get these up over here
to the right.
Our good diet.
Good diet increases how fast we can grow.
It's your T-Rex diet.
This is our new T-Rex, yes.
Our other one yesterday, Terry.
No.
Fred?
Fred's fucking dead.
Fred was killed, eaten.
It is what it is.
fucking dead. Rip fred, RIP fred in the chat. O7's in the chat. This... I forgot this guy's name.
What's his name chat? No, it's not Terry. We renamed this one. This is Phillip. Everyone,
say hello. Phillip the T-Rex. Phillip right now is a little bitch, but Phillip will roll these
lands at one point in time. We just got to get there. We just got to get there.
Oh my god.
It's a fucking giant that right there gentlemen the fully grown trike that takes about what
Ten hours to get where he is.
Six to eight hours to get to his point.
And he's coming right to us.
No sudden movements, gentlemen.
He is an elder, so 18 hours.
Oh my gosh.
We'll live your life.
But Gupa don't want no trouble.
But I will say you are near my rocks.
So if you don't mind getting away from my fucking rocks, I would appreciate that.
Thank you. We haven't picked our first mutation. Should we pick it now?
I think we're gonna take digestion as the third one. What should we pick the
First one chat
Lungs this one
No, okay, what what are you guys epi?
I don't even see epi
You guys see that
In large meniscus efficient. Oh
Oh, right here. Oh, bleed resist?
Even as a small guy, shouldn't we save that for later?
Yes, okay.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Stop yelling at me!
Alright.
Boys, got bad news. Time to go get food. Lock the fuck in. Let's go get some food.
On the hunt. Let's go.
Little gastro before we leave.
Oh my god.
He just killed himself
He lived
He's dead he's dead he just killed himself
Nope ropey didn't all right
Wait is he trying to is he trying to die
I think he's trying to die.
He lived his life, oh, sevens in a chat.
I think he's gonna kill himself and I'm gonna eat every last bite of him.
What's he doing?
Is this fresh water in front of me or salt?
other if this is okay but above is fresh
Well, I think he tried to kill himself and it failed.
So now he's trying to call people over to kill him.
That's what I think is happening.
He just broke his leg so he can't do shit.
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Let's go kill a bore.
He just logged out.
Yeah, I definitely think he tried to kill himself and said, fuck this, I'm just gonna go play on a different server.
So you're Dino's, just like Daisy or any other game you can log out.
Shhh, shut the fuck up.
My right clicking this or left clicking it my right clicking or left clicking this bore
I missed.
Shit balls.
I missed again.
Oh my gosh, it's bugged out.
Yes.
Yeah, stay right there.
Keep on me, eat your ass.
Yep.
My constant damage.
I mean this shit.
Am I doing this right?
Oh yeah, I would have died if I tried to do this.
Oh.
Please die.
Oh, he's healed.
He knows what he's doing now.
We go for it.
Oh, let me move!
I'm not sure I know terrible timing
This ain't got to be close to death, right?
Whoever said I could kill more fuck you you lied to me. I'm in this shit now
God do I stop do I stop he's bleeding so bad
who said you can kill a boy at 24% health you fucking liars
I just I've walked into the devil's nest
Well, this isn't good
150 kilograms we are 63 kilograms we weren't even close
Yeah, boy, it's gonna talk some mad shit now.
Well, we have now put ourselves in a terrible situation.
We are hungry, we are bleeding, and we're fucked up.
Phillip is struggling.
Alright, fleet is good.
We'll get some food.
Hopefully.
Oh that bore was fucked up.
Back to hell.
Dude, and there's dillos, man.
I'm so cooked.
Yeah, I know, I know, I'm a punk, I'm a punk, leave me alone.
Fuck you.
Bad idea.
nice and slow little fella, nice and slow
come on back to hell
you still have enough stomach to find some food? Isaac, thank you so much for the five gifted
a little sniff, a little sniff
a little sniff
The bee.
It's a bee. We're going for it.
Chad, it doesn't matter if I heal.
We are so small that anything in this game is going to one-shot us anyways.
The only thing we'll be healing for is a baby ractor.
We ain't large enough to care about healing yet.
start over I still have the other dinos they just on different servers
well we're dead
Oh
Well, so that's that's the big dog here good to know
No. Good to no.
Okay, hear me out. There's a bee right there.
If this side sees us, we're dead.
We gotta go for it.
It's raining. It's dark.
Captain Chicken. Captain Chicken. And we're gone. My chicken. Fuck everybody. It's a highway robbery.
Go, go, go! Go, go, go! This is our chicken. No one else is behind.
Eat the chicken, get rid of the evidence.
Ace!
Huge chicken, huge!
All right.
Now we chill.
Oh, it's a great bush.
We got an ice-floor chicken in our bellies.
This is good. This is good.
This is good. Cinema.
Cinema.
We got the chicken that we needed, but more or less the chicken
Yeah, we want it.
Bosh, next week we'll game. I'm not too sure what I'm doing tonight.
I'm waiting for Peanut Clubs to get you to let me know.
But next week I'm all yours.
Well Thursday.
I'm drinking a little Coke Deagle and eating some caffeine.
Was our growth percent at?
96, not terrible.
What the hell was that?
Chad, do we just see a diner with that bush next to us?
Or am I crazy?
There's an A over there.
There's another B, but that's where the dillows were.
Let's chill.
I'm in no rush.
They can play marathon all they want.
I'm growing my T-Rex.
It's all good.
Love you baby.
Love you, baby.
Okay.
Storm is subsiding.
We need to heal.
We need to chill.
We need to grow.
We just hang out.
What is AMB?
AMB is our diet.
So if you take a look here,
A is stegos, tendos,
those 10-0s, patches, boards and crabs.
B is...
Divils, trikes and hypsies,
and deers, chickens and rabbits.
We don't get a Y, but we can fill up the Y
by eating...
There's another T-Rex and a bush next to me.
Hello?
There's a lot of mean...
people.
I do have two green cards on me now.
Because someone dropped one at the end.
Shit!
Oh, wait, there is wise.
Oh, cool.
Oh, shit, what a bunch of...
Oh
That whole again, how did I just get shot when I just moved in I'm leaving the discord
Wait a second this might be good we're using our pool to eat
They were gonna murder me if they didn't think if they didn't know I was me a fucking train.
Okay.
Wait.
I'm changing board with another Rex.
Okay.
Where y'all at?
Okay.
Where they at?
Oh, yeah, baby.
Thank you, boys.
oh my gosh we got a little pack I don't want call I prefer if you guys didn't
either oh Ron is Ron don't give a fuck about us Ron just who the shit out of
me he said I don't want call hutch shut the fuck up
I
Ask him y'all in a group
There's some up
So I think I might be talking too much
Am I talking too much no, but I'm down okay. I think if we're gonna get betrayed is by Ron
Which one?
I just invited them big didn't accept okay hold on that's true
135%
This is great cinema
Cinema Ron is just fattening me up
Don't say that about me bro. Oh fuck
Where y'all getting
Where or
I don't want to talk too much.
God, chat, it's Apex Predators, boys.
everybody's nice oh I like I kind of like TNFD I like this guy more I like this guy more
That tree.
I see him.
How are you?
Tied!
Hello, nearby bigger than us.
Oh, shit.
We need to shut the fuck up.
Oh, where are they getting their cash draws from?
I want to buy the poor now.
I heard them.
He's like right here.
Oh my gosh, Ron accepted it.
Oh fuck.
I'm a gastro.
Follow Ron.
It is what it is.
Ron got a bigger Johnson than me.
We're Ron's bitch now.
I think I'm a female wreck, so if I need to clap this pussy for Ron, I'll do it.
it I don't care
it is what it is
I don't give a shit
Ron is big daddy now
and I'm gonna follow his lead
why in? I'm sorry
or YZ whatever the fuck your name was I'm sorry
but I gotta follow Ron
we're going to get gastro
If he lures me over here and murders me, I'm going to be so fucking pissed.
Chat, put a one in the chat if you think Ron's gonna kill me.
Put a two in the chat if you think I am going a little crazy.
Why is everyone typing one?
literally the entire chat is saying one, in all channels.
Ron, hey daddy, you ain't never had some T-Rex like this.
You ain't never had some T-Rex ass chicken.
You ain't never had some T-Rex ass like this.
You oughta see what I can do on the pole, Ron,
or the tree, I should say, you oughta see.
Don't kill me now. Why are we going so far?
I'm getting a little sussed.
Chicken!
Get a little sussed out, Ron.
No, we're too far down. We're too far. I'll get lost on my way back.
Bro, Ron might have this shit to a fucking science.
But he is taking me.
I mean, Hoka Honest, you better be able to find your way back because I have no idea
where we are.
Hey, baby.
Don't open up the stream for the next four hours, okay?
Make my ass clap for this man named Ron.
Don't open the stream.
where in the hell is this guy taking me okay hear me out we're at a distance now
where I feel like if you other we're going farther Ron here and are you
You go.
Oh, we're getting gastros.
Not going to the other side of the world.
He just body checked me.
We're fucking dead.
dead he just he just body checked me and to see like like a large snake lays next
to a smaller snake he just did the same thing but with my t-rex a little body oh
Ron oh Ron look at that ass Ron check that thing out you never seen an ass
like that one have you be all yours all your ass Ron I'm in voice chat with
But two more, they are a lot bigger than me.
Hell yeah.
But I'm not scared.
And food is good.
We will grow.
And we will dominate these lands, Ron.
with an iron fist
I second that
it runs a fucking psychopath
we have
befriended
an absolute psychopath
we need to at all times be careful
if ron says i'm hungry
oh ron oh ron
that's all we're doing just get a little bit of gas room
I mean, IRL, just took my dinosaur.
Zach, what is it, bro? What is it? What do you want, Zach?
I'm saying, Hutch, please listen to me. I'm eating pizza.
I'm trying to get my ass clapped. What do you want?
It's DiGiorno. It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno. Jackson thinks it's been 38 months. So, uh,
Chelsea thinks so much for the tier one. Mr. thinks it's been 4 months. Ibble. Ibble!
Oh shit, Rob!
I'm busy with my boyfriend Ron right now.
Tom, give me a minute.
All right, we can we can log out. We'll continue this run later
But Ron will 100% murder us. So
We're just gonna act like we're wandering off check it for the devil
I'm a
check
blank
or devil
You fucking log right here.
You log right here?
I'm coming.
My big Rex is over here.
Yep. I'll be right behind you, Ron.
Alright. Okay.
Hey!
The Rex is growing. The Rex is growing. The Rex is growing. That's a good start. I think
when we get back we might be able to take out a deer.
07 Ron. Fuck Ron. I'ma be honest. I ain't never trust a motherfucking name Ron in my
life. Okay? Not gonna lie.
Ron was going to murder me. You know it, I know it, we all know it. Ron was going to take my life.
Help me out on my discord.
Welcome in, Mr. Hodge!
Hello!
Are you, are you winning, son?
I started growing at T-Rex.
Did there gelate since how'd that go?
I actually didn't die.
Are you still at T.S. right now?
I just logged out of that server.
Oh, it was another server that we were playing on yesterday.
Yeah, yeah, so you can play on other servers that don't have dinos on them
and grow a separate dino from, like, our Raptors. It's server dependent.
Oh.
I don't know if we will get into the server because we can't leak the server yesterday.
No, we'll probably choose a different server, maybe.
Yeah. We would all have to get in extremely fast.
Yeah.
Like, right now.
It's Cloakseed joining us?
He should be, yeah. I think so.
Jack, go get him.
He's not supposed to be on for another 37 minutes.
Hmm.
Well,
if he doesn't join us now,
he's gonna get stuck in a queue.
Mm-hmm.
Wait, I-I-Coxy is playing.
All right, getting this for Cloaksy.
Cloaksy!
He's a taxi.
Let me see.
Let me take a little peek.
This is Cloaksy.
Cloaksy joined on up business slime.
Here we go. I taste him.
I'm gonna join the server.
My screams can see some stream snipers.
Well, I still haven't ordered my burgers yet.
I'm assuming based on the problems inside of your beard.
You ordered your food?
No, my wife. I said my mom. My wife made me a pizza.
Oh, wow.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
You hear that boy's hunch his fake wife made him a pizza.
That's incredible.
No, Closie has the fake girlfriend.
Okay, yeah, that's true. That's true.
I solidly believe he pays whoever that lady is to appear on his stream.
I tell ya, any other days I hear nothing about her.
I hear no rattling in the background.
I'm not hearing, oh honey, I'm going to bed.
I hear none of it. I hear none of it.
That's because that's a sponsored girlfriend, and I'm 100% certain.
Folks, he's saying he doesn't want to play with us.
What? What do you mean?
He said no way is he playing the aisle
Fucking said
If there's no way
There's no we're not just playing the aisle tell him we're playing party games all night long
Order your burgers this is gonna be a while now we're gonna have to convince him to come and join us
There's no way he ditched us and I haven't died in three and a half hours and we've been killing 10 to 30 people already
You get the big arts. I just hate oh
Yeah, you get the pj you're like a bottle. Hey guys, nothing wrong with an anime profile picture
But it makes you a furry
He said that they have survived for three and a half hours
and he's killed 10 to 30 people a raid so he's not getting off wait what wait who said that folksy wait
what yeah what a sweet delight what a sweet treat what a sweet bro all right okay I'm good
I don't know why he's playing hard, I mean, we're kind of just chilling out until the new map comes out.
That's where I'm at, I was telling Chad earlier, it's not the fact that all these other games are so much more fun, it's just about the same thing we've been doing for three months.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm kind of waiting on that new map.
Mmm, I'll tell you that with that new map. It's I've hit that hard. I've hit that horse hundred percent hundred and fifty percent
What's the new map called I don't know
Intoxicated swamp or something like that
intoxicated small something
Or like a volcano after all kinds of different ship. Oh, okay. Don't rise
hmm
Okay, don't rise
We know it's a water bath, okay never mind. Oh, no shit nobody knows anything. Yeah, dude. I'm nice and certain no one knows a thing
All right, I'm going to say
The problem is I don't want I don't want to start because close she does this thing where he said I don't want to play
And then 30 minutes goes by and then he's like I want to play
I don't want that to happen because in 30 minutes, he won't be able to say I want to play
But the cute little baby at the queue
No, we'll do a different one
Trust me, I have a plan, but it's gonna be
Nina, I want you to know something.
You are the hardest person to coordinate something with in my entire life.
Oh, because I was trying to pump fake so the server didn't go completely full before either
me or Jinji got to join.
But now we're going to have to fight everybody else.
And my plan is fucked because it's already full, you fucking meatball!
Raptor party, raptor party, raptor party, raptor party!
Bubby Bunchies is already here with me.
I bet he is. Well me and Genji aren't getting in, so...
Good job, peanut.
Anytime, anytime.
Well, well, you know, just try a couple times, try a couple times, maybe you don't even remember
your shit on your own.
How do people even figure out what server we're on when we have stream remote on?
They keep joining, yeah, Peanut literally said, hey guys, this is the server we're
on.
Everyone join.
You said an I code, fuck it, rip it.
I did.
That's why I was going to come out with a whole plan on how all three of us would
get in that server again. But sadly, sadly,
are you guys trying to join? Yeah. Yeah. So it was 20,000
people.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Where's we like? All right, this is what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna ask these kind gentlemen to log out at
the exact moment you guys log in.
And you guys will be in.
Oh, there's Bobby Puttcheeks.
Oh, that's a good raptor right there.
That's a good raptor.
Do you have any luck, Chief?
No.
It shows I'm in a queue.
What, a Pugina queue?
What's a queue say?
It doesn't tell you how many, it just...
saying, like, connection established and just, like, waiting for...
Well, I'mma be honest.
It's not about anything more than I just want to play the game.
Not sit here and click connect the next 45 fucking minutes and I had a whole plan on how we were going to be able to avoid this
By you countless huts. We keep trying to join of each other service
But now we're fucked
Huts I'm still clicking the button, but
Okay, oh coachy attacks your cupboard
They're definitely not getting in this server.
I will probably, let's just choose a new one then. Let's just choose a new one.
Sounds good.
Let's do it.
Here we go.
Hmm.
one second here it's so crazy what I mean I guess it's sunday
oh the crocs fun oh dude probably the most fun in my opinion as long as you
can survive long enough to get like big there's so much fun um
Sorry, mid-Saturday, slur Saturday.
Yeah, Cozy is coming.
Hey, Peanut, I don't know if you did this.
You might need to update your YouTube.
Yeah, I'll update it.
Okay, then.
Alright, Hunch, you text me what server we're joining.
I'm behind my screen now.
I'm going to wait till Clarkson and then get in here.
Oh, well, you could think it could pick it.
It's going to fill up instantly, so we got to wait.
We're going to log out of this one.
Well, hey, honestly, honestly, I'm glad that you did what you did,
because now we're not sitting all three of us going,
do we leave, do we not leave, you know?
That was my plan all along.
worked out you are welcome I knew folks you would be a divas and wait 10
minutes to be ready
you're welcome it was all part of my master plan don't you worry
i'm starving this lady better put a brick on our gas pedal
i don't care what loss she breaks i will tip her gun
I need this burger right now.
Sleep the safe log? What's that mean?
Oh, wait. Oh, wait. I just walked out without sleeping. Is it am I okay? As long as no one kills you. Yeah
Bobby bot cheeks
He's watching a fucking trailer for the fucking game. I'm over it. I'm picking a server. I'm not waiting any longer
I want to play. I'm done. I'm over it. Alright, I'm sitting in the server.
Is that over, Chief?
Yup.
Folks, you can figure it out.
Let's go to...
I
Tell me you can have some patty on your big odds what?
Yeah, I'm here right now. I hear it at first time
No way
Please find the game this guy this guy
It's funny because like right now we're like hopeful like oh dude
This could be great. Like he's gonna buy the game and like I'm gonna play.
I guarantee you it's gonna take 10 minutes to buy the game.
10 minutes to download it.
He's just sitting there for 10 minutes, not realizing he's downloaded.
20 minutes after that, he's gonna join the discord.
He's gonna hate it the entire time.
He's gonna figure out how to how to play the game.
And then every moment after that, he's gonna bitch about how much he hates the game.
Yeah.
We're gonna be in there in an hour.
Yeah.
100% 100%
But now it's like we can't we cannot play until he gets in here.
Oh
Because it's gonna it's he's not gonna be able to join okay that's what
All right, okay, well all right. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, well command
She don't want a couple more trailers
Hey, I'm downloading it's 21 fucking gigabytes
Fuck you. Fuck you and everything you believe in we're playing a kid
Who's idea was this? Have a guess? Hutch. Of course, he recommends a game where you walk around and eat things.
I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this.
If we're gonna ditch the whole time, I will go and solo a fucking grow.
That's where I'm at.
Solo a fucking grow.
You don't get to do any more growing, big man.
I wanna join my time playing this game.
You might wanna slip down.
Yeah. Yeah.
So, first off, if anyone's gonna die, Clotesy, I'm pushing you into the fucking flames.
I want you to know that right now.
I second that.
I'm fine with that.
Any water that needs to be tested, Clotesy's gonna go drink first.
You get stuffed up by the alligator.
Yep.
100%.
Is that yet?
100%.
By the way, Pina.
I'm in taxi.
So when you download the game, you've got to get the Averma branch.
You probably downloaded the wrong one.
You downloaded just the regular game.
After it downloads, just hit properties and then hit Averma.
Okay.
What's the difference between the Averma branch and the other branches?
Averma is the most stable branch.
Horde is like the next update that's coming, but the players are testing it.
I
Was marathon guys it was fantastic
Me with a turn to go. No, what's wrong? He might sell me his jack. Hey
You guys didn't win. Oh, see, I will have you know I let my team into the pits of hell
I did not yield and neither did my team. We would have gotten first place if
if everyone else was cheating and cheating at me.
So I have Vrema?
I don't know.
I have Vrma.
OK.
I'm getting it.
So why did you guys didn't take a break?
I'm not a marathon.
Yeah, I'm just shooting for 13 hours today.
I'm going for the long haul.
I just ordered two big arches, a large fry,
and a dock of pepper.
I'm going all the way.
Okay. Fire. I'm going to be a dinosaur.
Love that about you.
Folks, I'm telling you, you're going to like this game, bro.
And more importantly, you're your chats going to like this game as well.
My chats are like, you're really there.
I love it. I have averaged the highest viewership in my channel's history
playing this game more than arc for a longer period.
Okay, what I swear to God, I'm not I'm not bullshitting you it is has me Troy chat. I'm not kidding
Yeah, not looking at that they're telling you not rolling
Okay, you like this game
Type two in the chat if you don't like this game and type three in the chat
If hunch is fat, well, that's not fair
Before you gave the option of three there was a lot of once
I see yeah, it's a lot of threes. I'm actually not seeing any one two. I just see three
Okay, you can pick two numbers you can pick two numbers two numbers
Six or seven. Oh
Oh, there it goes. There goes the chat. All right. Well chance you use this for 30 minutes
All right, no more chance for anybody for 30 minutes. There's your laces close. You fucked us
Relatively, there's your laces
Just what you think the averma man said yeah, yeah, I'm already pressed play I had to do say is that one of the talks
Funny is he does he have a download it?
I was saying do one, but then everyone screamed at me like you can't do that works asshole.
So okay, you can I explain the game to you folksy.
Oh, he's game.
Same thing.
Um, yeah, sure.
You ever played Daisy?
Uh, epoch.
Okay.
So you know how you start from the beach and you work your way up north and you
know, you're trying to survive and get loo.
Yeah.
The aisle is very similar.
on the aisle you start as a baby and you try and grow into adulthood. Now these
grows they take anywhere from three and a half four hours. Nick, Mark, stop halfway.
The 14 hours long. So 14. So we'll run into people who have been growing these
dinos for multiple days and we will kill them and we will eat them and we
will take hours and hours and hours of gameplay away from them. We'll run into
people trying to nurse other little babies to health will kill their babies and game of course.
Yeah. Okay.
In AUG, okay, the objective is to steal loot from other players that they work hard for.
Nothing gives you a bigger voter. Amen. In this game, you steal literal hours from their mortal
lives and then you eat them then you eat them how how how how can you how can you eat and kill
a dinosaur that is so big when you're so tiny so basically we're to get stream side out the
ass but all of the stream types are super nice and kind so we have like 50 of us
Okay, so then we send them in and watch them die and they pay credit for the kill.
That's right.
Yes.
That's right.
And then we pay a quick homage to all our fallen raptor brothers.
And we're playing raptor again.
I'm down for anything.
I'm down for raptor.
I also kind of want whatever the biggest pack is.
Okay.
It's raptor.
Are you supposed to hide screen?
I'm hiding my screen.
Yeah, hide screen.
Oh, sorry, man.
We need taxi in here.
We cannot start until taxi is ready.
Why are you coming here and muting?
Was it close to you?
OK, no, I think.
You went and downloaded it.
They're saying he's in the bathroom.
Oh, you're shitting.
Well, before you get into the dyno action, I get it.
I get it.
No one is rubbing one.
High screen right? Yeah?
I need to put any settings or anything?
Uh, go ahead and go into your settings, Clucy.
You shut the fuck up over there.
Go into your settings. Uh, hey, I hate this guy.
Hit gameplay and then click streamer mode.
Streamer mode. Bye.
Alrighty, now we won't leak the server that we're on.
Whatever we're in.
Go FPS and King, should I?
For that?
Fine, no, I mean, it looks bad, so I would get rid of it, yeah.
Okay, epilepsy mode.
Don't worry about that. We're trying to break this
And we only we only playing Raptors
No one has to serve yeah, we're waiting for everyone to be here so no one gets left behind
He's gonna finish up his poopy. Oh, I'm just a taxi
Do you get a verma?
So people can't tell what server you're on unless we're telling people or no, but no we're not
Right-click properties, and then go to in Burma and download that you get that if you are my public branch
Taxi was poopin
oh yeah click it yeah yeah I can holy shit what you want to be tighter like
mine my pussy is better than yours to be a great night I was just asking you
You're asking if my pussy is tighter than yours.
No, if you want me to grant you that wish.
Oh.
Is your jealous?
Bit.
I'm jealous of your tight leprechaun pussy.
Yeah.
OK, now I'm falling.
Now I'm falling.
OK, I was a little lost in it for a second,
but now it's all coming together.
I'm ready for fucked.
We're not surviving.
We are so fucked.
Why is it so slow that you're in my branch?
Do I have to update it to the thing?
Now, it's for the download and that B++ bullshit.
$10, if you're coming with it, it's close.
Now, C++, it's a thing after B++, dumbass.
Now listen, listen.
Taxi, Clokey.
That's why they pay you the big bucks.
Thank you.
Taxi Clokey, I want to tell you guys this, okay?
When we spot in, I'm going to give you code.
Okay?
Please, God, just listen to my step-by-step instructions.
instructions on the code. Peanut failed to listen for an hour straight yesterday
and it took us an hour to get together. So just when we finally get in there, just
take your time and wait for the code. Okay? Please, God.
Even sneeze is weird.
Can I do anything?
All right guys, what we're gonna do is we're gonna go to the main screen and we're gonna list exactly what hot tags to say
All right, are we ready? Is everyone at the main screen?
No, no, no, I actually impressed skin developer. Now. I'm stuck here. Perfect log out. All right, we're good
Okay, now when everyone to open up we're underneath the channels on our discord
I want the stream waiting room. I want you to open that little chat so I can just post it in there
Okay, okay
All right, let me refresh everyone back out to where it says play settings replays
Yep, yeah, and everyone click play here
Now at the very top
Players twice to where it shows you the most full servers the least full servers
Uh-huh. All right, we're going to be joining and make sure you join right whenever I put it in
Yeah!
There's a guy! Get him in here!
Get the pain right now! Hurry up! Hurry up, Drag!
You're out of here in 10 seconds! We're leaving without you! Fuck you!
And then we're gonna make you get back in here in like an hour to be able to-
Drag? You're playing?
I don't know, Logiti!
Get the pain!
You're playing a female dino and we're all clapping that shit.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like this should be two.
He's going to be a rapper on the white couch with the vibe of the Raptors.
Am I going to be clapping?
Yeah, so in this game, you can actually...
You don't see it happen, but you can mate with other dinos, and then you can lay eggs,
and you can create more spots in the server for people to play.
If it's 120 out of 120, it will go to like 124 out of 120.
Dammit, can you shut the fuck up so you can see him have sex?
All right, guys, let's get in there. Let's get there. All right, if we swap servers, we'll run well everyone hit oh close. He's muted
When I'm the opening the guy just reference taxi with closing 30 seconds ago about
Long time!
Why?
We're big dinosaurs now!
At the tracks joining!
No, he's too slow.
Alright, we gotta wait for everyone, press back, go back to the main screen.
Alright, back to main screen, guide.
Alright, Taxi are you ready?
Yeah.
Alright everyone, click play.
At the very top where it says players, I want you to click it twice.
Yes.
So it's the most players to the lowest amount of players.
All right.
Done.
We are going to be joining this server here.
And right when you see it, please join it.
Hudge, I don't think that's a good idea.
What?
Just join that server.
I don't see it.
Connecting.
Scroll down until you see it.
It's low.
Did anyone get in?
I got in.
I'm loading assets.
Wait, where am I?
I get it, but you didn't.
Wait, do I have to do stream on mode before I join?
Don't worry about that.
We'll do it later.
Where am I looking at?
I'm still hiding.
Alright, we failed.
Back out of the server.
We got to get in.
I'm in!
You were in closeie. I don't make it okay. It just says connecting
This is keep clicking it keep clicking it worse. Okay, spamming it. I just got it. Okay, they're these spots
No, you're okay. Keep clicking it. Just keep hitting connect
You bow judge
Yeah, peanut you don't move you stay right
Good you're in
Don't click anything else what you're in we're waiting for
No, no keep clicking it keep clicking it just keep clicking it
It might be even just us clicking it we all want to do Raptor again, correct
Don't click it yet. Okay. Wonderful. Wait, do you count it for?
Yes. Just wait one second. Don't click anything.
Don't press anything. I could be a human?
Not yet. Alrighty. So, I am posting a second code in the channel.
At the bottom left of your screens, you are going to post this code into that bottom left square.
I'm in okay you have to click spawn code click the spawn code bottom left taxi is
in well I've got the spawn code as well yep you're in you're good to make your
dino folksy posted in there okay coffee
Zidane no and you still connect which is fine there's no one show anything yet
I've got my speakers in there.
You already know what the server is.
They've been spamming it.
I don't know how.
How did we go to the server?
I don't know, but they've been spamming it in the chat.
That's what I was asking if people showed it on screen.
Read the server.
Did I read?
I haven't showed my screen what?
Wait, who did it?
Did you still have a new server?
Yeah.
One pushed into Streamer waiting room?
Yes.
How'd they connect?
I literally cannot join it.
Keep clicking connect.
Oh, Drac leaked it.
What?
Drac doesn't even know it.
Drac should know.
Okay.
Wait, no, Drac could see it.
Drac would be able to see it.
What if Drac would be able to see it?
Anybody with permission to that jail could see it.
Who can see that?
She got even here.
That would be fun, this one.
I've been hiding my screen.
Wait, it wasn't me?
No way, it wasn't me.
I'm getting word that we were stacked these.
How could it be me?
My chat's not saying anything.
I've been on things.
I think they're getting on guys.
They're down.
Wait, my chat's not saying anything.
How did they leak it?
Maybe they're stupid.
I think he's running a special...
It can't know you didn't.
Oh.
It was...
It was kind of.
Watch!
No, it wasn't!
I had my feet in it all the time!
I don't have one, too!
How the guy who understands what not to show is the one who leaked it.
So tell your trap to get my Johnson out of their mouth.
There's definitely no...
Oh
Now they're saying it was peanut exactly
I've had it in the whole time
Actually your hologram
All right, you guys who have your dandos go ahead and make it change the color scheme change all that good jazz and then loading
loading it
Officially
I did not think we were going to get this far.
We're dinosaurs, we're dinosaurs, we're dinosaurs, we're dinosaurs, friends forever, dinosaurs,
friends forever, dinosaurs, we're friends, we're friends, we're friends, we're dinosaurs.
You can't taxi unless you have a safe remote on.
Drac is in the stream awaiting room.
Draghand, maybe he can try and join, but if he can't, we are not leaving.
good. Rack literally destroyed the chat. I'll be so serious. It's fine. He might be able
to get in. Just he just continued to join. No, no, no, it's okay. I had to. I had to
make dinner anyway. Just wait out. Okay. All right. Sounds good. What is that? Have
you've been eating chicken today.
I see.
What?
Heeey.
How you like this?
Oh, you can't have this.
You can't have none of this.
It's a party.
You have to party.
I get shows free, right?
Yeah, you're good, Quixi.
Show us, show us.
All right, show us.
I'm having a feel like this.
Taxi, go ahead and hit a screen.
Settings.
Gameplay.
And put it on stream remote and a flop.
I got it. Now you're good.
You can show the screen.
Just stream remote and apply.
Okay. All right, everyone.
I already understand what you're playing.
Yep, you've been jumping the entire time since we spawned.
Oh, close. See?
I'm gonna use two down for a second.
Damn, man.
Dude, the screen was so dark you guys didn't tell me how to press X.
Well, here for a sec.
You'd have it twice if you'd ride her.
Alright, we have food nearby. Whenever we have stamina, we'll go over to it.
Alright guys, now we generate an examine. I don't know why.
Probably because you're fat.
Okay. A reset is required.
Don't do it then. Don't do it then.
Dude, not...
Don't leave, whatever.
Don't touch nothing, Taxi.
Um...
Is it controls? Where is the sensitivity?
The smash is spinning.
I have no idea. You might just have to deal with it.
No way.
Hold on now, guys. Don't go too far.
We still have our P-Rex.
Yeah, we, guys, if you die again, if you die, we're going to have to look for you for hours.
So stick together everybody beat up on me. We'll have a raptor meeting
Hey bud
How are you already bigger than me? I've been sitting here waiting for you guys to join I need food soon
Okay
What are you doing?
Just hanging around.
Joy doesn't sit down for a short spell.
Press H.
Where are you guys?
Oh, I see you guys.
Oh, she take a loan off.
Here's that one British person.
Wait, are you guys little girls?
Oh, I am.
if you press tab top left or it says assets sex male we have the things on
our heads oh cooks he's a boy too oh no he's a boy too oh god I need to be a
lady all right not be a lady drag meeting has begun fuck yeah my rap to
meeting in session. I want to
adjust what I'm at.
I help you. All right, wrap the
meeting in session. I have to
be in session. Let's jump in
order of Raptor business.
All right, so in order for us
to find food, you have to
hold. What is happening here?
Okay. I'm holding Q. You're
going to sniff out food. If it's a symbol, it means it's on the diet. You see that A
over there to my left or like behind me? Why am I getting Eiffel Towered? That's
where we want to go for food. If you hit tab or by press tab, you can see what's
on our diet. Obviously, you probably can't read half of that, folksy.
that
heros herosasaurus
so we need to go get that food
and get a good diet
good diets mean that we grow faster
peanut please stop fucking cloaking
so
it's time to go
follow me team
my family
why do i see like
what are the palm trees
the palm trees is a area
babies so for us it's safe bigger dinos can't go in there are we supposed to
sprinting yep we can sprint we guys make sure you apply your mutations now the
clock ahead have press mutations put that circle these are like perks
everyone's different you have to wait a little bit we want the hemo mania do
extra damage on a bleeding target is where we are dino that causes bleeds yeah
yeah
now our main attack is a right-click everything is gonna be larger than us but
if all of us right-click and pounce on something bigger we can pin it to the
ground. We would have each other as a raptor fabanee. We can overcome challenges. I need
food. But none of us can really kill anything by ourselves yet. We're going to eat.
Oh, we have a deer in front of us. Our first task. Now please be very careful. It will kill you.
are the deer will kill us yes we are so
all that everything can kill us right
now
okay and what do we do with it I hear it
we need to kill us by pouncing on it I
don't know where it is I hear it
followed by you is wrong I know that's
what he sounds like we're small enough
we can fit through these bars come
come oh right here on me tech right
here on me I'm ready I'm ready right click the side of them jump on yeah
I just bite the yeah bite the moving body
hold it down don't let them up that's good it's good that we have that we're
I'm just gonna keep holding down and keep fucking them.
There's a bore over there.
I believe the bore's around.
Oh, it's dead! It's dead! Eat up! Eat up! Eat up!
Eat up! Eat up! Eat up!
Eat up!
Alright, now look at the bottom right.
Don't eat too much to where the bee...
What's the bee's full? Stop eating.
Okay.
Where's the bee or the stomach?
The bee. The bee.
One more, one more.
One more bite, one more bite.
All right, my B's good.
Now the gastroliths.
Where'd you see those gastroliths at?
Right here. Everyone come and eat one gastrolith.
The gastroliths are rocks.
Rocks cause your stomach to deplete food faster
so we can continue to get a better diet.
If you press Tab now and look under Status Report,
you'll see a growth rate increased and a percentage.
We can get that up to three hundred percent and grow fast as fuck.
I don't know if I picked up what he's rocked right.
Where's the rock?
Right over here on the rock.
Right over here on me.
So say four inch for Gastrolith.
Well, that was not a rock.
You just press C.
He read.
You just grab it.
That's not good.
Can you have too many Gastroliths?
No, no, no.
You just want to eat one
and then you'll see your stomach go down pretty fast.
I don't see a Gastrolith.
Right over here behind me, Pina.
right here more taxis right here yeah it's right here you just see your raptor
bend down bite something and then stand up if you see that you're good okay yeah
I did a guy just did that all right there you go down and you see your stomach
get lower oh yeah taxi we only want to be to be maxed out you'll know if you hit
tab and it says a hundred percent on your growth rate increase I'm at 87 and
and you're good for one more bite.
Now I'm good.
Oh, it's Justin Castro.
Now you lay down and we're going to go kill that boar.
So if you see this deer,
the deer gives us a B,
the boar gives us an A.
Fucking kill it!
Oh, it's coming!
We got it.
We can kill each other just it's dead
I'm bleeding each other we help each other
oh no my my my big arches are here
all right you're safe here you're safe
not safe T-Rex T-Rex there's a T-Rex on
the other side of the wall
You can't get through.
Oh my gosh, peanut, bro.
Peanut, what are you doing?
Guys, if that T-Rex, listen, if that T-Rex comes,
we jump through the wall that we came in, OK?
Same wall.
We're jumping right back through it.
How do I stop the bleeding?
You have to lay down and just.
Yeah, you lay down.
You just lay down and it will go away over time.
It goes, OK.
I was sitting here dying.
So that's how we're going to kill people, Cloaksy, is we're going to bleed them to death.
That's what the Raptors do.
Like other bigger dinos, you bite people and you kill them with just damage.
We're going to bleed people out and watch them walk around bleeding for 10 minutes
and then die.
Peanut, also, a huge T-Rex just walked by, like right next to you.
Yeah.
I swear, bro.
He's it was the way the bore was literally walked right past his there
As long as we're actually here we should be okay
I can literally kill a homeless person for my B right now.
In game, in game, in game, in game, in game, in game, in game, in game, in game, in game,
in game, in game.
Alright.
I think I still have to find that thing that you guys are reading.
Right over here.
Okay, you can stand up.
As long as the blood has a plus symbol, you're okay.
You're not bleeding anymore.
Yeah.
You're starting.
Alright, come on over here.
It's right here, the gaster list.
You'll see your dino just like bend down and bite it and then you're good.
Good.
You have to debuff now.
You wait about 30 seconds and then you do it again until your stomach is empty.
Oh.
You can come with me, taxi you as well.
Right, ready to see the debuff?
We're going to kill, you just know it's there.
That is report.
Yeah, that is well.
You want me to come with you?
Yeah, I'm going to kill this bore over here.
Yeah.
So I do it for 30 seconds and then I keep doing it until my stomach's done?
Yep.
But you only want to do it whenever you're small whenever we're larger where you get hungry or faster and well
You'll kill yourself and run out of food. I
Don't know where that bore went by the way, I'm pretty sure that big ass T-Rex ate it and walked off
We'll just keep eating these deers
That would be like eating it
They're tiny. Oh, yeah
Keep looking at that be I ate one keep looking at that be make sure that you keep it at 100% at what percentage can I go
Say it again, Genji. I'm not like 77 growth rate
Again 100% is how much you can max out on one letter
better.
Gastrolith.
Tina, go ahead and take a bite of that deer again while you're eating your big arch so
you can keep growing fast.
This is how we're going to get a large one to kill, guys.
Should I eat another rock?
Cloak C?
Yes, go ahead, Gen G. You want that hemo mania, causing more damage to a bleeding
target.
This game is sick.
Dude, it's so intricate you have no idea.
I love dying in forest.
Wait till we actually start fighting Taxi, we'll be in a fight for 30 minutes.
It's awesome.
There's another deer over there.
The next boar we see we need to kill it.
I need to get food.
I don't know what to order though.
Big arms.
If I'm getting it down, I'm just getting two big mics.
Two big mics!
That sounds good as fuck right now.
Alrighty, I'll be back. I'm gonna go and look for a bore.
Anybody wants to join, feel free.
I think there was one right next to us.
That big ass T-Rex ate it and walked off.
Uh...
That was our bore.
yeah well
there is
there's another raptor down here someone who's not in our pack
i say we kill everyone else that isn't us what do you guys think
yeah
what if we make a raptor
except for drake
we can make an exception for drake
We go drag the chair
That's flies on it now should we not eat it no no you're fine, okay
Say I'm at like 85% am I able to take one one night or no? Yeah, even if 97 just take a bite
because we're right next to the gastrolits and then you hit a hundred and then you do the gastrolit
yeah I see what you're saying okay since we're right next to a Gen G like you can you can eat
make sure it's at exactly a hundred percent the whole time hundred point eight there'll be times
where we look for gastrolits for like five minutes before we find any right now we got a very very
very good spawn.
So, with their growth...
Their growth rate, is it based on just time or is also what we eat?
What we eat, so if we are, if we can keep eating these gastrolets and we find a boar,
and we're able to eat that boar and the deer we can get up to 200% increased if
we were to find the other one we can get up to 300% increased look at your diet
galley the Maya the sigh and the dry-o but you can also we can kill like another
dino and rip its organs out and it will also give us the diet as well
I said we fill up one more time and we get out of here with the game okay I
should have picked a female oh pig I'm gonna come need this
There's a little guy there, buddy.
There's a little Raptors over here.
A really tiny one.
Coming, coming, coming.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm looking.
I see it.
On me.
I'm going to wait for you to actually, we can pin it.
I think I'm with you.
Yeah, sounds good.
I'm with you.
I hear it.
Right here.
Oh, not good. I'm in the water.
Actually, you still with me?
Is it on you bleeding out?
Yeah, it's with me. We just need to both pounce at the same time.
You pounce one side, I'll pounce the other, okay?
Okay.
I'll get this side.
And this.
Go ahead, you pounce it first.
You got to run and then right click.
Did you ate all the deer?
Yeah, but I don't see it. I can't see shit right now.
Press X, Taxi. Press X.
Yeah, I did. I did. I don't get it.
Yeah, I pressed X and I still can't see anything.
Why is it so dark?
I can't see shit.
It's dark right now.
I'm- Oh, I said-
Alright, die.
I'm out of the water! I'm out of the water!
You got it.
I'm out of the water.
It's bugged, it's bugged. It's pinned right now.
You still here until it's made out? Yeah, man.
We're probably going to take a little map of it.
Okay, hold on to this, please.
We're getting it all the deer!
Are you kidding me?
Yeah! Now we're going to S.A.R.S., kiddie!
Come here, come to us, we need help killing these guys!
If you look away from the fence, go to the left.
Around the rock, along the river.
Up in the enclosures, there are eight-packers.
Is this gonna die?
It's a big bore.
We need them to come over here.
I'm not a gentleman.
I'll move that.
It's going in the left.
I'm not in the mud again, careful. Yeah, jump off the bus. We just need to track it now
Let it bleed checking it. I see a little better now. Oh, we're the ad
I'm gonna one call come to me
Can you guys hear that? Oh, yeah, I see I see I see it over here boys
We need y'all to jump on this board taxi carefully and turn on you and almost kill you
Yeah, it's good right there. Let us uh
I feel like I get big. It moves a little bit.
You're out of the way. It's up moving.
Something was running behind me and scared me.
I still can't see shit.
I see him. Yeah, I can see shit.
I don't even know if he can see anything.
I've got peanut tech eyes doing nothing.
I once did a peanut tech and then everyone yelled at me and said, don't peanut tech.
how are we doing here there's a bore nearby right in front it's bleeding you
guys need to kill the rest of it
We are right next to a very large body of water, so please be careful while you're eating down there.
Can we not drag it?
We're not big enough to drag it yet.
What if we work together?
Hey, so good.
If you want, this is how you do it.
Easier. You go up to it, you press G,
your dino will wave a small piece off
and then you move away from the water and wait it.
Okay, okay.
I need a gas for this. I need a gas stove.
You got to go back to where we were.
We gotta leave the food and then come back.
I won't want you to be here.
I'm going, I'm going.
Is he done out here?
There's no here.
I will aid, I will aid!
Alright, I'm going back to the gas show with Taxi.
There's another pig on me.
Is that your mom came to town to visit?
I'll kill you.
Alright, Barbie.
I'll kill you.
I have, you know, my mom is a very nice lady.
Ah!
I'm 30 years old. I'm 30 years old.
Oh, so I'm a hunched mom, by the way.
Yeah.
Oh wait, I know I'm a hunched.
Sorry, I'm a hunched. Sorry, I'm a hunched.
I'm everyone.
I'm being a hunched. I'm being a hunched.
I was, you know, I'm a hunched. I'm being a hunched.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, that's...
I'm gonna need a bath.
Please, sit down the food.
Yeah, there's a...
Oh!
I gotta heal my bleeding that bloated. Badass.
Okay, you did to me too! No, I didn't! No, no, no, listen.
That's a good learning experience. When we're in a fight, okay?
Wait, I don't want knowledge. When we're in a fight, if you
if you count one of us on accident, we'll die.
Cross, but we can't go in the water.
Taxi, you wanna go kill the board? Taxi, there's something really large
us bro be careful you guys can kill it just pound both sides of it no no it's
it's we have to cross the water to it we don't want to do that actually be
careful getting over here bro there's something very big nearby it's fine
Gastrolip eats vomit sickness. Oh no! I can't eat the gastrolip.
How are they up there? I have no idea.
I'm saying there's a T-Rex right next to us. Keep going down there and then take a right.
Oh, we're back here. Yeah, we're back at the gastrolip.
So we're going to eat this, regain stamina, and go finish the bore.
The bore's gone. You guys ate all the bore.
all the board we'll kill another board I don't know yeah there's body of board to go around
I fucked up how do I get rid of vomit sickness oh you gotta lick a rock you gotta you gotta go
lick some salt off of a wall there's none near us so you just need to rest until it goes away
and then we'll fix you
So I was the kind of big speed.
Now another thing, we are dinosaurs that can jump, but we can go on top of rocks like
this up here and other dinos won't be able to get to us because they can't jump.
That's the best thing we're going to get killed.
Like Herreras, they can climb above us and kill us if they see us.
I need some gas.
I'm going to go get some fresh coffee right back.
Got a gas stove? Got a gas stove?
Chad, how am I doing at the teacher?
Are you guys learning as well?
Am I doing pretty good? Am I doing pretty good?
Oh my God.
My dasher is feet running.
Got a gas stove? Got a gas stove?
Got it.
Right? We're really good at this game.
Why are you sitting up there though, where the T-Rex seems to be?
I'll put my tongue right here.
So you actually look like a guy, Goyle.
I'm up here like a dog, don't worry.
I look very fluffy here, very fluffy to do.
Why are all our eyes the same in the dark?
Yeah, I'm so cool.
I'm not fucking scared.
You look so cool.
RAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Alrighty.
By all say, this is a pretty bad introduction for you guys
because it's been raining non-fucking stop.
But trust me, there is a time when it's not raining, I promise.
Just chat with me, chat with me. Listen.
You guys sleepy?
Guys, there's a kill, so I set these
and then go to graphics
and then go to lumen and turn it off
Yeah, I can see some of it
Yeah, yeah
Graphics!
Mark is getting set in graphics
Lumen is under immediate DLSS
and above motion blur
Turn that off and apply
Now we'll see
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I got my hips on whipping you. Oh my god.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Not for bed. This candle wax goes on your back.
My ass snakes.
Oh my goodness.
3 6 foot 8 German women come in
It is time to play croc roulette to the water let's get some drinks
We're sitting back we already agreed
Also, there's a nearby if we don't die right now. Yeah. Yeah, I need I need that my stomach is red. Yep get some water
I can't see it. I can't see it.
Uh, yeah. That's a T-Rex.
That is a T-Rex.
Okay, that's what I thought.
Where? Right there in front of us.
Look at me. The T-Rex right there.
The tiny one. Let's kill it.
The tiny T-Rex?
Is he a player?
That will one by... Oh, there's two of them.
Am I bleeding?
Nope. That's not a T-Rex.
Those are the motherfuckers that hunt us.
I don't know the name of them.
Not good, not good, not good, not good, not good, not good.
Across the water, across the water, jump, and then right click.
Right click, yeah!
Uh, uh, uh, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, there's a deer!
I got the deer.
Just keep on a lookout.
Just go look out, look out, you got it?
Yep, I bounced it.
Allosaurus.
Allosaurus, yes, those are raptor hunters.
Everybody eat, fill up your stomach, hurry.
They're coming or they're not coming?
Do not come!
I'm going to my right.
Listen, worst comes the worst.
We can jump up this mountain, okay?
Okay?
You just stay near me if they come over here.
Because again, if you guys die, we'll have to fight you again.
I'm going to jump up on the rock and take a look out for the Alessorias.
Yeah, we can live over here.
This could be our new home.
Is there a keybind?
Oh, I see it! I see it!
Oh, I see it!
I see it!
It's on the move!
Oh my gosh, it's right there.
It's right there.
It wants to come over here.
We might need to find...
We might need to find a larger rock.
It's coming!
We need to find a larger rock. Let's go up here.
Up here, up here, up here.
Ron and Chubbler, the rock.
Yes, that is a player.
No!
What are you doing?
Oh, not good. Not good retreat this way.
This is good. This is a good rock, I think.
This is a good rock. Everybody up.
Come on in, Rocker family.
Just spacebar closely.
Spacebar.
OK.
This box, ah.
Move.
I can't jump.
This is my rock.
You can't jump?
Maybe like it, but this one is mine.
Taxi, you might need to hide.
Not there, brother.
If he comes around that corner, you are dead.
Easy
How much I need to jump I don't know
Any amount any amount of light I think it's like maybe a quarter of the ball. He's coming taxi taxi is right there
You need to move hide somewhere hide somewhere if you can't jump hide
You need to get higher you need to get higher you need to he's coming this way
Taxi get out of the way!
Taxi, there's a...
Oh my god!
Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide!
Just hide anywhere!
That is not a good spot!
Maybe go hide in the bush?
No, I'm a rock.
I can't use help.
You see him?
I'm going over that rock.
I see him.
I'm hiding.
They're rock is better than our rock.
I think we go over there.
Yeah, it's actually better than that.
You jump first.
Yeah!
That rock that would be perfect. Oh, okay
Who's who was beating? How'd you bleeding it? I might be I am I am
Good
We just kind of sold out taxi a little bit because now they're gonna cook. Okay. All right taxi. You're fine buddy
I see add these below can I jump up to you from here?
You want to jump on that rock and then jump over here? I think
I'm not too sure I jumped up on the bottom right here, I'm not stupid, Raptor kid, I
hear him!
They're the Raptor kids, I gotta tell you so much brother, I think that's the boar.
Dropped him on his head when he was a baby, there he is over there, I'm gonna cheer him
on, I'm fine here.
Hopefully, I don't think you are, but we're good to go, I don't know where they
went.
Now those what we you just saw the allosaurus they can't jump, but they're just bigger versions of us
They have little hands that they grab you with and they kill you
What are you two doing
Oh
I got my next I got my next mutation. Oh, no, I have a cut you might have to lick it. Oh my god
That's not the
Yeah, what's the second one we should do
I'm going to get back on the team.
So we can come.
Yeah.
I'm going to kill that more.
I don't want to be a girl.
Alright.
Let's do it.
Alright.
I'm going to kill that more.
I don't want to be a girl.
Alright.
Let's do it.
Alright.
I'm going to kill that more.
All right
If all else fails, we get back to that rock, okay
They're both running away over there now
We gotta find some gas will stop oh
Oh guys guys two rappers across the lake where I just heard something like this. Yeah, it's across the lake
It's the same thing. Wait
One of the Raptors I just dreamt. Oh my god, there are two massive guys over there
Those are two races that is not what we saw before
for
So big and we're so tiny
No, no, no, no, it's I don't think so. I think what we saw was allosaurus
Allo, hey, what what what other mutation you do I did the food one did you guys kill something nearby right next to us
What is that right there taxi?
What is that? You don't want your food to drink?
dear
I'm gonna go kill it.
What do you say, uh...
I see that, I see that, it's a tiny raptor, tiny raptor!
What other mutation are we doing?
You need help?
I should have them.
I don't know.
Got him.
You in?
Don't eat that, don't eat that raw, don't eat that raw, don't eat that raw.
What?
You might get sick.
Muscle spasm temporary, I'm temporarily infertile!
Nooooo!
I
Will fucking rack and only go in the car after quarter
Can we like the organs and we eat the organs and be okay, or will we so good sick?
Don't eat organs. Okay, never mind. Don't eat that
All right, let's move on team
What mutation do I the mic for my second one gastro eat to heal? Oh
He's wiggling oh, he's friendly we're wiggling
Oh my gosh, it is for you to actually bore
Oh, I'm so good at my family
My name is with my woes. I like that guy. I like that guy
Oh, no, I'm at 104% for my
Where's with my woes at I'll invite him to the group my stomach doesn't show it's full
No, that's growth rate
Because you have to go off
Oh, he's on that rock over there
We guys guys I can turn into a lady. Should I do it?
You want me to blow those cheeks?
Yeah, shit. Oh
Holy shit
Now I want something else
Yeah, sure. He was you. Yeah, it's a good one
Guy
Yeah, all right, let me invite him. Is it a girl? It's with my woes
I can't see if it's a girl there's a lady. There we go
Are you a lady
All right guys, let's go you have to be the girl on family
uh i'm coming hot i'm coming that's mama hudge
oh shit oh wait yeah they gotta think about the dinner
we are in the middle of a migration zone or a herb a herb zone is where all the herbivores come
to eat but we might actually be able to find someone to kill yeah there's a fish or that's a
frog what's the giant pyramid you so the idea this game is the same as drastic
part except we broke out of containment and killed all the humans the goal in
this game at some point they want to add humans in and the humans to like hunt
the dinosaurs as well
interesting we do we'll find some more there's a board behind the side of
I missed. Yep. You bounced it.
He's gonna hit you hard. Yeah, he hurt man. I'm bleeding. Yeah.
Yeah.
a good word boy a good word a good word a good word a good word a good word is a yes
okay i'm just resting yeah i have a zero stamp yeah you need to uh you need to relax
for a bit with the borgo yeah can I pop a stem so the way the stamina work oh
my gosh guys you need to get in an elevated place he doesn't see me no
Pax, you don't fucking move. Maybe go in those trees to your left
left. Yeah, he's going to get up on this. Oh my gosh. Maybe you got a better one. I want
to go to eat him. You guys over here, guys. Good day. Yeah, I see you're the smartest.
you just did move
that rock behind us is definitely better but i don't have same
oh my gosh he's right there i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared
help sit on the backside and we didn't see you at least
i'm not fried
He's chill. No, he don't do no cross packing, buddy. No, no, no, no. That's one thing I know about the game so far.
Mix packing.
No cross, oh, mix packing. No mix packing.
Wait, oh my god, there's two more. Look across. Look in front of me.
Guys, I just got told there is-
There might be fighting.
There's also one right there on the left. Look.
left. Look at the one to the left.
We're looking at two to the right.
There's a key rex is going to get
ahead. No, no, no.
Come on.
Oh, I think I think that guy's
yeah, he's right away from the
dude over there.
There's two T Rex right there.
That's where he's running from.
Oh, guys, I'm hearing.
Listen, I'm hearing that someone
just saw a dinosaur just right
next to them.
So do not go near the water.
You guys are by water.
that was two T-Rexes walking towards us.
Um, I think maybe-
Is your boy with this game called, can we call it Vab?
No, we're going to talk to each other.
I'm gonna go to that other rock.
You can bark at him though, press one.
Yeah, I'm gonna go over there.
Yeah, I'm going to the other rock as well.
Yep, you do, you do.
Yep, I'm going, yes sir.
Yes sir, yep, yep.
Oh shit, no!
Oh, well, did you just get to be sacrificed?
I broke my leg.
Oh no.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna cry.
You gotta find a bush and hide.
If you can walk up here, does that mean they can walk up here?
Yes.
Okay, alright.
I'm jumping over to that rock.
I don't think you can.
Yes I can.
If you wrap your body up.
You wrapped her believe oh my god
They're both laying down on different sides I know he's behind me chat. I'm fine. They know we can get up here. They can't jump
Holy shit, we are genuinely screwed
Guys, you can't do this wrong, they can walk up here.
I don't know, I don't think they can.
Uh.
Raptor, Jesus, take the wheel!
I got it, I got it!
I can walk up here, they can walk up here.
Let's go!
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god, they can walk up here.
We're so fucked, we're so fucked.
Come over here, come over here.
For sure.
Oh, uh, I think we're dead, Peanut.
Oh, we're dead.
I think I'm dead. I think I'm dead. I think I'm dead. We're dead. We're dead. We're so dead.
Guys jump over here. Jump over here quickly. I can't jump. My legs broken.
Oh no. Jump over here quickly.
Oh wait, they're surrounded with my woes. Wait, I can run away. I have maxed down.
You are way faster than the T-Rexes.
Okay, you're way faster than T-Rex's.
What was it surrounded?
They're all around them.
They're all around them?
I wish I could see them so far away from you guys.
Oh my God.
Is it bad?
We're gonna have to rebuild this.
Dude, how long does this take to heal?
Yeah, we need to just chill, Taxi.
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
Yeah.
Like five minutes is what chat says, okay?
That's right.
We're usually over here.
Oh, what the?
There's another raptor.
What the hell?
Is that a raptor?
No, Taxi.
You should just keep chilling where you're at, I think.
should just keep chillin where you're at I think is if there's a guy coming
the servers in the chat track just keep trying to join that until you get in okay
ready when you you just got to get in that server pick a raptor and we'll try
find you yeah okay we're gonna have to make a run for it because they can walk
up here I don't know how to get to you you just job you run you run that side
right there and then you jump on this thing right here and you dive while you
do it you just jump so you run up like this like this trajectory how I'm
I didn't and then you jump right here like down right here
Actually, there was a
Leaving they're leaving. Yeah, where are they heading? Are they are they coming for me?
Yes, or no, there's something
Where right here you want to jump right?
Yeah, I hear hey from right here. Well, I would have the rock with a little V right there
right where you're at. I sprinted like right there. Yeah. Then sprinted up and jumped.
I'm like lagging.
Oh my gosh. Please don't come over here. Please don't come over here. Please don't come over
here.
Oh my God. Oh no.
Jiji's running.
I'm so bad.
Jiji's running.
No, no, no, no. He can't come up.
Did you find the bush?
Jiji, they're chasing you.
Swimming the water, man.
Okay.
I'll come and try and help you.
You squawk at him, squawk at him.
Come on, Taxi, you stick with me.
Oh my god, the other one's coming too.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah, we're gonna try jumping.
I don't think they can get up here.
Good work. You know, you know, you do that right at that corner.
Oh my god. Let's watch it. You're good. You're good. You're good.
Oh my god, I don't know who that is but I know he's watching the stream sir you are
a fake, sir you are a fake and a fine Raptor Shiger.
Oh my god he's going in for the kill.
Wait, why is he not in that?
How do you guys get over there?
Uh, he's, oh wait there's something behind you in the ceiling behind you, what's behind
you?
over here. See what I'm looking?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You sprint and jump from.
No, you sprint and jump from the little V-takes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right where you are.
You run up, sprint and jump.
Huch, what's behind you?
That's an allosaur.
That's our arch-ninus, this guy here.
Oh, fuck!
Taxi, there's something that can kill you
really quick behind us.
Oh, he's going for another attack!
Wait, wait, wait.
This guy's sick, actually.
This guy's the best.
Wait, what's for a laugh?
Taxi, you just break your leg?
Taxi's leg's broken.
You need to hide, you need to hide.
No, don't come near us.
You need to hide.
Find a bush, Taxi.
Find a bush.
Wait, where's the other one?
Oh, he's doing a fucking showdown with him.
You all look to be in quite a pickle.
Is 15 minutes for a leg fracture?
I
Want to go watch
I'm coming over to you guys
You go to where taxi is and he's jumping the V to our bottom. I wouldn't recommend doing that
Wait, he's
He's gonna go get the bore.
Wait, where's the other one?
Wasn't there two of them?
Yeah, but I said that one ran away.
Maybe.
Yeah.
This is, I don't know how you guys did that.
I'll come back and show you once.
You like this?
I'll show you.
He's coming back.
Oh my god, my life broke.
Guys, guys, my life broke.
Everyone, guys, my life broke.
Yeah, guys, guys, my life broke.
Oh my god.
Guys, guys, guys, come here.
There is no way. There is no way. Are we so serious? Are we so serious?
My stomach is getting low.
How long is this? What are we doing? What are we doing?
He's coming back. He's coming back.
15 minutes?
The raptor under us is insane.
Wait, he's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
Peanuts. Peanuts. Peanuts.
Wait dude, this raptor is...
Oh, it's coming back to show you how to do it
How do I know my legs fixed just got to sit there till it doesn't say fracture whatever you pressed have oh
my god
There is no way
after trying oh wait dude he made it on top of the rock Gigi he's on the rock
that you run yeah he was able to get up there so I ran away guys careful to your
left guys peanut peanut you might need to hide brother on us on us he sees you
wait taxi taxi oh taxi fuck dude a guana I'm fine what do you mean wait wait he's
Jason Juana. Dude, Iguana is kind of a beast. What the fuck?
Yeah, the beast is crazy. He's got balls of spratgers here.
He's saying, dude, he said get him. I think he wants to fight him.
Wait, he's coming back. This guy, this big guy's coming back.
How does it take to get this leg fixed?
15 minutes. Oh shit.
Peanut! Peanut! Oh my gosh.
Peanut! Peanut! The T-Rex is back.
Wait, Iguana is attacking you.
We need a hero!
Mr. Iguate is a middle of the night!
He died!
Oh my God!
He died!
There's no way he can jump over, right?
There's no way he can jump over.
Hide!
Holy fuck, hide!
I
Use a little nook
Of course you can you watch me make sure just go over here. Yeah, he's he's on the rock dude
I think he's getting his stand back and he's gonna try to jump into this rock
He can't jump he can okay
And if he drops like we dropped he dies cuz he weighs more
really yes track you and then we can eat them he can track me
that there's a guy talk there's a guy talking his name is a
he's telling us how to kill him a gentle raptor's nod we can win you can
recognize that not if we if we knew how to but yeah he said oh bite and
You just move to the opposite side of the rock where he's standing, okay?
I've got a new Raptor brother over here. Can I invite him to crew?
Didn't make yourself miss a beat
And if he gets on top of this rock just be ready to run okay
You shouldn't be able to he can get up here. No, he shouldn't be able to as I see me
kill
We have like nine of us
We can the problem is is that people will die
That's what I'm afraid of mom like I just don't wish you guys to die and then have to try and live by yourselves
Go ahead and do you careful?
I'm so fat
how do we get bigger keep our diet I think we you first happen over the line
at the bottom of table percent you are I'm 99% being this wait where press three
I'm 15 9%
I'm 15
the hell
also it's not 15 minutes
it's 5 it's 5
are we good?
I'm sick of the McDonalds
no Maxis don't move Taxi
Taxi Pepper
one of the best sodas ever
make a hunch
Wait taxi, are you at the bottom of the rock?
What do you mean your name shows that oh
My gosh taxi
Be careful over there, bud. Hey, how's your fracture looking?
My god
He's scared the absolute shit out of me, I'm fine.
The thing in his mouth was his tongue hanging around
and he was about to bite me.
Oh my God.
That was hilarious.
That's cool.
Oh my God.
Wait guys, wait, Aguana?
Aguana, run.
Guys, I gotta eat something.
My stomach is like low.
How low?
Like
It's under the little nozzle thing on the left. You know how like you're it looks like
Wait, yeah, like you're half
No, no, no, so the first nozzle and the second nozzle is a little low low. Okay. We need to go then
Wanting circles around these fools. Yeah, I have nothing on Iguana. Oh
We're okay. We cannot run T-Rex. We'll be fine. I'm just worried about your guys's fractures. I
Don't have it. It's just
I'm down to go get some food. Yeah, you need to hear on me, but careful this T-Rex fuck off
And now it's foggy
Matt 15% for the same, okay, when did you get food? You guys should all whoa just broke his leg
There's a massive dinosaur that is right in front of me.
Oh my god, there's so many.
What the hell?
What do you mean?
There's so many.
What the hell?
Look towards us.
Oh my gosh.
Oh shit.
There's no.
Oh my gosh.
Guys, this is not good.
Peter, don't fucking move.
Oh my gosh.
was. My dinosaur must be stupid or something because my legs cannot get unfraction. Once
he's unfractured, we're leaving. We're running. Eat the food. Where's the food at? Oh, the
I've been saying I need food.
It's just half your own gentle raptor.
No taxi there's two massive T-Rexes right next to us.
On the other side here.
Right next to us.
We're okay we just gotta wait.
in the streaming waiting room, right above our channel.
Okay, dude.
Drake, bring me food!
What?
They're PNG and then I tap E, right?
Wait, he's walking your left taxi.
I see him!
Yeah, he's walking towards...
Wait, he's searching the bottom of this rock.
That was bugged that was bugged gay that one
That's your outcome yard your leg fractured. No, yeah, you're fine. You can run around. They can't he's still sitting there
Yeah
They want us for some reason they want taxi taxi taxi
There's something swimming in the river right next to you
You're the worst, you're the worst, you're called out to suck.
He's literally camping your rock and you're like, yeah, no, you're fine.
All right, we need to go get food.
We need to go get food.
I'm about to die.
No matter what I do.
Cloaksy, you need to try and get down from there without breaking your legs.
And you won't go get food.
You're- I'm good, I'm good.
You're good?
Okay.
Closer would be be that don't die. We're gonna go get food
Taxi
Taxi keep being unalive
Don't die till we get back. I need water really bad
I
We're fine
I got a little bit but where you boys go
Run the other side over here. You can still see us
Did I have to hit the water?
Wait, we give him a nod.
Ah, ah.
This water is fine to drink, right?
Yeah, you have to hit properties, Drac, and then go to Verma Branch.
I think you get the weapon.
You just click it and it's still happening. Oh, there we go.
it up there again this is the most
gentlemanly wrapped I'd ever seen I like
this guy can we buy the group yeah just
bring them over to me I hear fall the
general after gender after fall of me
Genji so many water you know I got water
from over there yeah I'm drinking right
here drinking right there oh see please be careful there the water but I'm
full of water I'm good I'm staring at it with the fucking Hawkeyes
my ass is so puckered I need food I still get invited by call
come and look come and look at where I'm I'm drinking you too coaxie this is
where you want to try and drink they can't ambush you here it's like a
a little on okay I'm on the way boys let's get the mr. gentle wrapped in the
group all right I'm waiting for you peanut
I should be right behind me somewhere we how many people do we have in the
group so far. This isn't it. Eight. You should be able to have forty. I still need more food.
Yeah, here we go. We'll make room for drag on food. All right. Well, we know there's food across,
but we should jump up the we should jump across and go and look for food.
I go right towards this way across and eat a rock. Yeah, it's either one. Yeah,
We'll go right back to where we started and we'll look for food over here
Taxi
Jim you go left peanut
Clope see come with me on the right. We'll look for food. You guys look for food over there
Yeah, if anyone finds food just call it out
My god, how much so much water everywhere
Why is it saying force for gas for lift when they can't do it?
You just gotta move your body around and look for the right spot.
Yeah, use the choc choc slide, they usually do.
I got it.
It's on me, Jindy, if you want to eat a rock.
Alright.
There's no force and I'm low on stamina.
No.
No, thank you again
You want a cuddle?
Alrighty so after like I think what we're gonna do is you're gonna go back towards the migration zone and try and look for food over there
So he aboard
Why what food do we need for the Y?
Look at your list
Uh, die, die, die, die, die, die, dry asores.
There it is.
Grasslands, Wilbur, Delta, Swamp.
You know those are?
I'm getting told Coach, he needs food fast.
Wait, I didn't hear about that.
Yeah, I'm not like 5%.
Alrighty.
Oh, Picasso asores, Golemamas, messasores.
We need to go get close to food, close to you, right? We never have enough stamina. We're going to all start walking, so make sure you guys have stamina, because we're not going to stop until we get close to food or he's going to die.
Guys, I think there's a bore over by me.
Okay, on our way.
We're coming, we're coming.
It looks like across the water, so I don't really want to go by myself.
We're coming. I'm a common. Don't you worry
Factored my legs and I'm one HP
Wait you broke your leg again taxi
Yeah, oh, yeah screen is red. Yeah, you see the are you okay on food?
I'll try it if we find something close I'll bring it to you
No way you're right here drug got it nice. Oh nice. Make sure you guys like close to eat first or at least let him eat to begin with
I'm just going to use left click on the head while he's eating it.
Yep.
Why do I keep jumping over it though?
The guy here is doing all the rockers here.
Oh, that's the pirate.
That guy is great.
Okay, where is it?
Oh.
Okay, I've got enough food.
I'm looking for a guy. Wait, is there food on me?
Okay, I'm gonna get him, get him, get him, get him.
I'm half, I'm half.
Could you get cultured, the group?
I didn't get any food.
Oh, no.
I'll find another one.
I can't.
Careful.
I'm out of Sam.
Just hang in the back with us.
I'll find Sam.
You go ahead and chill.
Genji, stay with me.
We're gonna go kill another one.
The extract.
Herbivore, carnivore, omnivore human egg.
Carnivore Raptor
You need to pick the girl
Yeah, we got a fuck yeah, I'll be right there. Yeah
Female make sure you click the female. Yeah icon. Oh, I'll be
I think we heard a chicken somewhere on me yep you guys in G I'm in boys girls oh
on the ground, didn't you?
Right here.
So I'm at a stamp right now.
Yep, you need to chill.
Thank you very much.
Oh, Clark's your female, Clark's your female.
Wait, Clark's he is a female?
No, Clark's there, Clark's there.
Well, tell Clark we have no room in the group.
He's just gonna have to try not to lose us we still fucking even if he's on the group. Yeah
Fuck sir prepared that ain't that noise that
Which I didn't have to put that long code anywhere. No because we already spawned in you just have to spawn in and
Okay, I'm just rolling around right now. Yeah, it's gonna be hard to find it. But we'll try
Okay, I
Yeah, just try to find food hold cue any letters
We're gonna have to spread out a little bit because there's a lot of us by food
Oh, I see it I see the board I
I need my sand for it though.
Oh, I'm looking good.
I got full food, full stamina,
full water. I'm looking good.
Go to Cloak Street and help them kill that boy then.
I'm out of boats. I'm out of.
Is there any way to stop from my guy
from jumping over the guy I'm trying to hit with the left link?
You just got to, yeah, you just got to get good at it.
We got you got you.
There's a deer right over there across.
I
Yeah, we're gonna go to the bore when I get sandwiched directly on my ass directly south over the water
you know what south
So a raptor companies. No, I'm just saying like the north of me right in front of me is north south
Listen, listen, there is a compass if you hold you if you hold cue where the line dips is south where the line peaks is north
I'm going to the line peak.
Yeah.
Come on, Raptor family.
Yeah.
Are you guys back at the gate?
There's a deer in front of me.
You'll see someone if you had that way.
I see it.
George.
How long are through?
Oh shit.
I'm getting up again.
Take that
You see how are they hitting without jumping I don't understand how they're doing that
How would they do with that doing what peanut they're hitting without jumping
There's no contribution right click is that what you're saying
No, you left click my guy jumps forward. Oh
What they were looking at it is this hit escape
It settings the same place we turn it on streamer mode. You're gonna turn on alt biting and
Then click the little circle on that little square
Okay guys, so now you'll have to press alt and then do it now you should be able to just left click in attack
Oh, yeah, we weren't playing cool. Sorry. I should touch that earlier. Any of you guys
haven't done that yet? You should do that. All fight. Yep. How do you all fight?
Uh, pulling all and then bite. It doesn't really matter on you won't use that much
on Raptor, but when you're on bigger dinos, it's a directional. So wherever your camera's
looking, hold alt and then hit left click. That's where you'll bite.
now it keeps jumping me then make sure you apply I did they don't hold on when
you press left leg oh yeah okay so it's a whole
extra keep inviting me to over yeah kill him if he's gonna stop you know I like
He's so tiny did we spawn and we were that small I was let's head back over to them
I'm it. I'm at 67% now. I'm at
We are officially at the size of we can fuck shit up
Well, we can kill stuff. We just can't kill like a fully grown adult stuff, but we can kill things
right now I'm just looking for you guys we're coming back over to you and
we're gonna migrate we're gonna go to somewhere else I have no Sam whatsoever
All right
We might be able to kill it what it did it's big
It's massive, huh?
Yeah, I think I think he killed the Juana
Dude, I think he came out of the bushes he was I think he was camping. Oh
Oh, yeah, your chats tell me it's a huge Rex.
Well, room for Clarkster and Drax now.
Wait, two people died?
Oh, one is alive!
I see a total of five!
Let's go!
Alright, Clarkster, not yet.
A raptor family is complete again
Wow, I should we all grew up I think we're two split up right now. Yeah come to me. I'm one calling. I
Follow me close to you, Mr. Daxi
Daxi, how you doing on food?
We have food on us we have food on us
I need this
Why is it lagging?
Yeah, it's lagging.
It's not a good sign.
Yeah!
Holy shit, what was that?
Big gate.
Who's that?
Wait, there's a big gate to our left.
Yeah, if you go through the big gate, maybe I can come through.
I'm in the middle of the forest.
maybe I'm in the middle of the forest so okay yeah you want
the gate and then you're in a
a lobby
you're cooking alright my stomach is almost empty oh my god I see a big
dinosaur rare that's gotta be a t-rex can you hear a spark I just
Yeah, so I'm gonna say me. All right
We're gonna press one and we'll see if you hear me
Wait, let me report them
What is that?
Another Raptor it's another Raptor we
Yeah, we can kill anything at this point
Oh my gosh two more Raptors just joined us
All right guys listen to me listen to me there's the plan we are going to fight if you are not
in this discord you are platoon one you are going in first okay but you are following a
in the battle. Okay. You will follow a guana through the gates of hell. What's people dropping
like flies myself and platoon two which is everyone in the discord will then attack after
content has been gotten 10. Okay. Is everyone understand the rules? Sir raptor sir. Okay.
me maintain stamina if you are almost out to your claws stop running and walk
and we'll all walk together to work together everyone there should be food
there unless someone ate it if not actually come with me we'll go we'll
go get you more come with me right now all the everyone else is resting are
Are you good on stamina?
I'm half, I just jumped.
Okay, that's fine.
Come with me, we'll go get you food while they're all getting reset.
Let's go find food.
What's up, there's food around.
We'll find you something else, no big deal.
I hear a deer over here to the left, we go for this.
Okay, when I latch on to someone, does it automatically start damaging them or after I press like
left click?
Yes, it automatically starts damaging them.
How do I kill something?
You?
Good luck.
I'm gonna make a cave.
Yeah, good luck.
Good luck.
Okay.
It's very hard as a baby.
Hold Q and find food taxi come to me. I have a deer for you
The food that you're gonna look for is gonna be symbols on your screen, right?
Symbols on my screen
The symbols at the bottom right anything
Okay, all the left mouse button one on something it's OP right now. That's what a guana said I trust that guy, okay?
Yeah, I never thought I meet an aisle sleight
And then once you're on it, you hold that left thing,
is that what he's saying?
Yeah, hold left mouse button one eye.
Okay, okay.
Allows back, the allo that was hunting us earlier is back.
If it's just one, we can kill that motherfucker.
Near droopy.
Where the hell is droopy?
You get it.
Can I use more than the bees?
Yeah, yeah.
He's fill up your stomach, Taxi, fill it up.
We're at that size now where we just need to fill up
as much as we can.
I'm resting.
Where's allo?
You should be trying to look for food, okay, so it doesn't matter if it's a forage, right? I
Have no idea says hold E to forage for gas gas your lights. No, that you don't want that you don't want that
I've got full food full water. All right with me team. Let's go
Holy shit. We are cooking any symbol we see here. We're doing it. We're walking
We're going towards it and we're fighting anything that's there. Yeah, who's gonna stop us. Who is gonna stop us? I
Would mess with us you kidding me
That big key rex is near the bridge I
Don't know if we should start on the largest guy in the game, buddy. No, we
He's saying he had a baby.
Oh, well, it's killing baby.
That's balling up.
If you guys see something to kill and you're not in the group, start spamming one, but
only if it's killable.
All right.
Got to catch up with everyone.
I don't know what to do.
Is a bore ahead as well. We
can kill massive river.
Is a bore on me for anyone who
needs food.
them right now. Let them do their work. Wait, they killed him. They killed him. Oh, my
god! They killed him! Oh, my god! You guys are all...
Oh, fuck it! Oh, fuck it! Oh, fuck it! Oh, fuck it!
A body's gonna be killed! A body's gonna be killed!
Get the fuck out of my way! Get out of my way! Get out of my way!
Get out! Oh, fuck you!
Don't seem careful. Oh, I got it. Don't worry. I got this shit.
Fuck you bitch! Fuck you bitch!
Get him!
He's ass! Fuck you ass!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh my god! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
He's going into the water!
Oh so much is dying!
Oh no! Careful! Careful!
Careful! Careful!
Drop it like flies over there!
Wait, taxi?
I was fucking him for so long
He's eating our food!
He's eating our people!
Oh man!
Oh, I overeat some more of the egg gloves.
Bro, he just one-tap some people.
You cannot almost kill me.
Miss Ampard!
He's wild.
The alligator's talking by the way.
He said, holy shit, you are so many.
How do you know he's doing a death roll?
Yeah, he's eating our people who did we lose look around a guana still here?
Buster's dead. Yeah, yeah
I'm at 69 point six percent
Wait, where's where's our other guy? Let me do was the other guy at Bobby
He's fucking dead
Okay, okay all chats can I get an o7 for Clarkster?
It's it's pitch dark
bleeding when those are bleeding. A little bit above the middle. I don't really think you died.
Yeah, because I didn't die. You died. You died? You know, when you were ripping me apart.
No, drugs alive. He's typing right now. Oh, he's right there. All right, on to our next victims.
Everybody's all rested up. We're going out. The crug is working at us. Be careful.
Genji genji genji genji genji
No one try to take our food. Yeah, we're going back in platoon one
Thanks, wait can we kill a croc?
Get in there
I kind of
Careful careful. I'll do it on my blade.
Closing you die?
You're gonna be like track.
Yeah, this is horrible, Closing.
Oh!
Don't go on the side of its head.
They can't one tap you.
Can it one tap you?
Yes, you have one tap you.
You have to go from the side behind you.
He's getting in there.
Good work.
Oh, little guys!
Don't let him take this food.
It's Arthur's day again.
He's taking our food.
Folksy!
Oh, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Little love tap never hurt no one.
You wanna go in, you wanna go in?
Please, I'm gonna.
him wait we just heard something else call that noise hold on fuck the croc
fuck the croc you're just gonna go in the water pull off platoon pull off pull
back that if we own the water about the boat we can't so there's certain dinos
like the apex predators that are just impossible to kill croc right you see the
flying thing that's what I'm a player yeah crosser that flying thing the
pterodactyl folksy yeah people that's a pterodactyl what the fuck yeah you can
play that you can play a little penguin that just hops around and does
nothing it's awesome are you guys by a beach by any chance one calling no no
beer by a spot all right in the bridge maintain your stamina I'm gonna keep
one calling Jack just try and like look at the stream and see if you see anything
that you walk past it's the best way I don't know the map right help you more
I'm telling you man I was riding that Croc for like 30 seconds so again
there's so there's there's there's different for different dinos is
different things crocs have insane bleed resist which we we cause bleeds it's
that's how we kill stuff. So, like, we're anything on the land? Like, the biggest dino
on the land, we can kill easy. We just can't kill Crocs.
Wait, Drunk said if your Sam's above 60%, it regents faster walking, is that true?
Yeah, we should chill to where we're above the two claws on the side.
There it is.
We can run, and then we can regent Sam.
When you start touching those two claws at the bottom, just start walking, and
region while you're walking but if you go below the two claws you will not
regen yeah if we're full grown can the crocodiles to watch on us yes that
things above us again with the point of all of road well again we can kill
everything else we just can't kill crocs if we can now I'll say this in
another wrap crocs will migrate just like us so they'll move on land long
distances and if we can find one doing that we can kill them but if they're
their water when they get low they'll just go in the water and we can't kill
them we can't do anything about it.
Time, time, okay.
Come on, let me see.
Crocs seem broken.
They kind of are broken.
They are, they are very broken but it is insane to not die because you run out of
food hence why they were willing to come on land and try and kill us.
Share that with the glass.
What do you think that's a UAV?
It's no way you're stealing from the guy at the size of your foot.
I got a rabbit! I got a rabbit!
Dad, take me out!
Okay, guys, pick the right one.
You want some of this rabbit clothes?
He stole my buddy!
It's foggy. I don't like this.
all right whoever holds the rabbit commands the groom
this way brother
all right
oh drach I wish I could tell you where we are
Aguana, can you take us? Can you take us somewhere that's like where all the other dinos are going to be?
15% less damage from bigger dinos. The cognitive...
I don't know how to say that.
Cognitive.
No, it's not that.
You saying we should go flat?
On genital?
There you go.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Follow Aguana, boys.
Genitals.
Yeah, cog genital.
You know if you don't have night vision on by the way, it looks sick
It's foggy
I'm sorry for not reading
It's it's been H. It's been held
Try and navigate everybody together, so I apologize. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I'm having a lot of fun
like that yeah it's like I'm trying to teach a fence
the game and I don't you say it wouldn't matter if they didn't die and
they were gone for like we're not gonna find them again
I think over here yeah wait there's something there's something in here
boys I'm sorry I say we check it out it's just another
Raptor we're just another Raptor all right
We continue onward then
That's good bones
So are we the biggest we are no we're still a whole another size to us
Why do we get there?
Keep eating we gotta now where there's we're so big we got to kill other dinos
They kill their players now
Now we're at the point of the game, Cloaksy, where we're trying to kill people who've been
spending six, seven, eight hours growing their shit and take that away from them.
Fuck yeah.
Like that dinosuchus that our boys killed probably spent two hours, probably spent
two hours getting there.
Oh shit.
Alright.
Well, I do, okay.
How did our boys literally one tap in?
Because there's so many of us.
Believe it or not not normal groups get to 30 plus trackers like us
Get us you
I'm so big so when did we get the fuck drag?
Yeah, when do you the fuck right the problem is track is still very small and very lonely out there in the world
Back come home
me you
Some guy keeps adding me to his group, you want me to go?
Well, no, Adam and see if he can lead you to the house.
Everyone's telling you to stream so they can tell you, like, help you.
Oh, it says that would help.
That would help a lot. Go live.
Wait, this guy's asking for a new location.
We don't know.
We're going to the wet, we're going to the highlands.
Tell him to meet us at the highlands.
The highlands.
I got no stand though, but I'm tight.
All right, we're at the highlands boys.
We need to find Drac now.
Where are we going?
We are in the Highlands.
So we're like a POI.
This is where a lot of the dynos migrate to, uh-oh.
Genji, are you okay?
Yep, no issues there, thank God.
Wow.
I did not mean to jump that was a, by accident.
Oh, thank God.
All right, hold on, I was trying,
the guy with the body of leadership is talking.
Hope you're okay.
We keep doing what we're doing.
Okay, all right, anyone have an issue with that?
Anyone have an issue with that?
Sounds good, sounds good.
Good.
All right, everybody line up.
Water roulette, water roulette.
Nobody touch my body of leadership.
Water roulette, who's going to be the one who gets grabbed?
Do you not think-
Don't go that far, don't go that far.
I can agree.
I think someone ate your buddy a leadership
You only got a gas roll that I eat that
Yeah, yeah, we should find my mutations
buddy of leadership the
Cog
One 15% less by larger dinos. Oops. I didn't mean to call I pressed to back on a guana
I have the body of leadership yet again
Gentle raptor was looking over for me
All right, I got a mutation I got a mutation. Yeah, we're having a 15% less from larger dinos
I'm genital height with that one your cock genital mutation
That's what you want
Let's drag it out
No idea what we're going.
We're going in.
We're like Southeast fish.
So big tracks, big tracks.
So these Sarah wait.
Several several raptors.
How is that several raptors can pin down big dinosaurs?
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
So we all jump on it.
One on the top, two on the side and we're full grown.
We can pin it.
Fuck it.
Fuck yeah.
Well, you get to the tracks.
Falling track a guana's looking at the tracks right now
It's in the bushes somewhere
Are you sure?
Oh my gosh
Like that
Where is it?
On me?
Yeah, right over here on me, on me, on me, on me, I think.
Go, go, go, go!
Oh wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, on us, on us.
Yeah, it's running, it's in front of us, we see it.
Get him boys!
Kind of long stand.
It's running through the bushes, spread out so it doesn't get away from us.
I'm gonna chill here until I have the stand that I need.
need. Yeah that's fine. Go Raptor family go! Yeah, so directly in front of us. It's a
corner. It's on a Sarah. Now fucks that me. We can take it down. We can take it down.
It's just faster. I got it. Speedy wreck. Wait on my stamp. I gotta wait on my stamp.
Yeah, it's fine.
You sure on a trail?
I kind of lost it a little bit. I'm looking.
I'm seeing tracks right here.
I am watching for trucks.
I've completely lost it, boys. I don't know.
Do I have that?
Wait, it might be on a guana a guana might be chasing. I hear something sounds like a guana is fighting it. Okay. I'm in bag
Wanted to disappear. I have a buddy
You see me then sir wait, do you guys have tall trees around you tall skin trees? Yes. I'm wondering. Yes
I eat the rabbit of leadership by
Somebody gave me the squirrel leadership. Is it on a guana or no? No, no, no
What do I do for my next mutation for my third one cog?
The 150% less by larger dinos that one
Cog something
on
Hock fundamental or something odd odd balls. Yeah, I'll genital mutation. There is
Hope we failed our first time. What was that Chad house is so fucking fast. I don't know
whoa what was that bite in front of us on us all this on us all this on us all
this out of two of them two of them careful careful careful careful I see
my see me yeah I see my see me very careful very careful my god this guy's
quick we can beat them we can beat them we just got to be it very careful
boy Splatoon come back
I
Lot will die it's a risk. I'm willing to take we can do this
That's your bridge
They got closer again
They can one-shot you in the head a lot will die
That's what I want to say
Hey, this guy's alone now this guy's alone
Oh my gosh, I don't know what that is!
It's a big one! It's a big one!
Oh my god!
Wait, so now the T-Rex is going to go kill them?
He's chasing them. He's chasing the people we were chasing.
Oh.
Yeah, he don't want to.
Oh my god, that's fast.
That sneaky came up right on me!
me so you can kill the big boys right yeah no problem no we can kill the t-rex
just gonna be very very scary
if I just get your stand back okay that right there boys is about 10 hours of
work. That's your ex's 10 hours of work? Oh yeah. Maybe 12. I don't care if I
die. Chad said 12 hours. We can kill him. That is 12 hours gone. Hope someone
just died. No no no he got me going. Okay so when I'm on his ass I should be
holding left mouse button or right mouse. Left I believe. Your left make
you believe I don't know just a guy told us to do it so I'm just gonna do it
the quality like he knows what he's talking about yeah Adam is a isle streamer
he said 12 plus hours no doubt for that dino now remember just cuz he's not
looking away he can hold alt and bite in your direction so we want to force
him to all bite and then we make our move like what our boys are doing right
now get him to bleed get him to bleed boys get him to bleed
oh you fucking one step fuck he's eating him he's eating
him yo what's that wait should it be here is that what he's eating
what was that I don't know who that was one of our boys 07's in the chat
Because this Rex is bad but he can use half water.
We should walk around him to make him dizzy.
Yeah make him dizzy, make him dizzy.
Wait, the Saras might be attempting to help us.
Boys, I have venues.
What?
Why do you need any?
I'm losing my ones to a pig and I am temporarily infertile.
Oh my god.
Am I useless?
Spin around them boys, spin around them.
Spin around them boys, pop my, pop my.
Yeah, both ways. Yeah
We both wise both. Why don't you kind of clockwise and clockwise really confuse them?
You're in trouble now
This is a raptor territory big man
Hey, wait wait, right? Yeah, wait. I don't know. Nice. Good job boys. Good job boys. Oh, no. Oh, we're doing great
for the fight and then jump that's a bite or that is a stomp oh shit one of our boys might die
he's alive good he's bleeding out bad now this is great this is great this is great keep fine
come on back out beautiful beautiful right when one shakes off the other one is beautiful
not good he's gonna cancel water now it's fine all right listen well he is now bleeding
What's attacking us wait, what's attacking us? Oh
Yeah, there's a red thing
Dillos are here as well that Dillo will fuck you up. We need to kill that Dillo too
Wait, what is
guys I don't think we let this guy release that
I don't think we let this guy release that
and Genji you guys focus on that guy over there
oh no he's after Texas
we're gonna keep moving this Rex around
this is good
careful tax you got the serous to your right
come on Debbie
Hey, come on buddy your raptor territory now big man. Come on. We're doing great y'all
Oh, I should I should
That's okay
Like I said 30 minute fights as long as we keep this bleed up we are doing great
We're doing great
Get him! Nice!
Nice!
I got him! I got him!
We got him! We got him!
That was beautiful!
Alright, just like that. Bleeds back. Bleeds back.
Now we track him.
This is good.
Chat, I am...
I'm just instructing.
We gotta let the boys keep working.
This is good. They're doing great.
great. That's a good buddy. Nice! What are you doing? He's bleeding bad. He's bleeding
bad. Alright, now. There's two on our left still. Yep, we're at the point where we just
do not let him reset. He's going to try and lay down to stop the bleed. When he does
that, we pounce on him. But he can pump fake it by hitting control and want that
So just make sure he fully commits to that data little Raptors make sure y'all keep trying to jump on them
Anytime he breaks that's an old plate you want to go in after he's done with that. That's right here
It looks like this close you watch me
All right, okay
with his head and then he's on cool down with it for a bit it's half a second but
it leaves a little opening for us the water peanut if he if you jump off into
the water it'll swim after you in one tap you
nice
He just killed the bird on accident!
How is that what you're doing?
He's eating!
He's trying to put a little invisible raptor muscle on him!
Oh no!
That's the old...
My gosh!
This is good!
That's this good!
Oh no, I should have went down that.
Over here!
Right leg, let him go!
Do it great boys do it great
Another way
We're from the race telling us that
He's right there
We're behind the bushes in front of punch. Oh
Oh my god, yeah, big boy, holy fuck, he's huge.
Watch out, Peter, Peter, turn around!
Turn around, Peter, that's me!
Watch out for me!
Right there!
He's here!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Watch out!
Google Ocean!
We don't want to...
Wait, there's three of them now.
There's two, I can't see nothing.
Did that day or not?
We don't want to let him wait wait. Oh, there's three of them now
I am laying in a bush I'm laying in a bush as well oh
Whoever jumped on that dillo with me, you're a fucking god
Fuck that guy you can't I know where bit my ass
All right, taxi what you should do is you and drag to core day to spawn and try to find
I'm bleeding I have to make it stop. Oh
He's got him. I don't be attacked
I don't know how to help just try and you make a spawn code well I can't that's
only whenever we're all fresh spawns do you have to spawn in and try and find
us taxi you died yeah actually selling taxis on lay down and immediately
jump them welcome to hell I don't know how he got up so fast I didn't even like
I was behind him I'm poisoned right now I'll be back over there when I'm not
poisoned what what do I select Sarah two other guys are going back to other
guys come back are they attacking you are the big guys I don't know what they're
to it because they're attacking each other is oh oh I look like they're gonna go
on it on the big guys yeah yeah but I don't know I can't move I'm so I'm
fucking poisoned wait can I eat this thing over here
Bro, you did the T-Rex? The headbutt me?
I can give you a hug.
Wait, if one of us says, you know, who do us says, mix packing, shake my head?
If we got to kill something small, so we can get our food back up.
Wait, why is he just sitting next to that guy?
Oh my gosh, so this is mix packing?
Oh my god, the T-Rex is a mix packing.
With who?
With this thing, I don't know what it is.
They they're doing that so the Dillow whenever it bites you of poison June
You can't see anything and then the t-rex is run in and kill you for free. Oh my goodness
Like I said, what an asshole. Well mixed dino's like that so that they can do it
Packers fucking Packers mix Packers. I'm not sure how we kill this
That's 77%
Yeah, I killed that dial. Oh
How'd you hear that?
We're in the Highlands. We're in the Highlands
There's a map your chat can give you if you press tab
Next to the asset location click and it should say copy the clipboard and then you can post that coordinate in a
Website browser and it will tell you where you are. I
I
Have different mutation now. Yeah, you're gonna have different everything
Two people can but then the taxes will run over and kill us all
I think it might be time to move on at your right unless we sit here and just slowly drop
like flies I think we move on and go and find people to kill we've lost a lot of our people
The jeetan the jeetan. Alright everybody group up on peanut and me wrap the beating wrap the beating wrap the beating
Yeah, do not one call after you mix pack you fucking loser
Look at me look at me peanut they broke my fucking spine
Bro
Anybody
Look at this mix packer walking up to us with no shame
I'll give you something yet. I'll give a sense here
He's pretty bloody we can take this guy
Oh there's so many oh he's launched one we just launched one we just launched one we
just lost him oh wait did you die kid oh you didn't okay
We just lost three and we just lost four.
Oh my god.
Guys, we leave.
We just lost four.
Oh my god.
Let's, yeah, RIP.
All right.
Yeah, I need food.
Oh, get off of there.
Run.
Run, little one.
Run.
Let's go team.
There's a waste of time.
Let's get out of here.
Oh my god.
Are we leaving?
We're leaving.
I'm still up on this rock way up here.
wait I hear something all right yeah we're running
Gingy, wrap around.
Wait, they're kind of right.
What's we're right?
Oh, I ate with those raptors.
I bled with those raptors.
I just tore them apart.
Yeah, that's all right, Peanut.
You were a good leader and a good papa.
We're a good papa.
Thank you, Mama Raptor.
Everybody's gonna die at some point.
They died for a noble cause.
I do need to rest my spine is snapped in half
What's that paper do you find?
You did that guy just killed four people instantly I know oh my goodness. I know she was I'd say yeah
Why takes 12 hours a lot there?
Okay, please
I see you guys. I see you guys now. Yeah, we're still walking because I see we go try to get to 100%. So the higher percent you are, like the more damage you do and stuff, right? Or no.
Exactly.
Okay, let's all go get some good food, some good bores, all right, born deer, and let's
get to maximum.
I have a quick question, my A is almost full and my B is a little bit, but yet my growth
rate increases 0%, why is that?
Your growth rate increases 0%, it's probably because, I actually don't know, Chad, why
is that?
What's your past when you're past 75% everything turns to zero and you just have to like oh
are we adult and from 75% to 100 is elder.
I'm a raptor elder.
when we hit a hundred percent so right now we're adults but when we hit a hundred percent we're elders
is this an elder he looks like he might be taller than me
you're fireball raptor raptor fireball yeah that's what we do that
guys do we go find someone who's not cheesy and we kill him agreed
I'm sorry. Yeah, I got the
deer over here. All right,
much. Guys again. I mean, I
mean, I've never heard no one.
This is one of those games. You
have super raptors. If you die.
This is one of those games
that when you die, it's just
that's we can make babies and we can nest in drac and taxi let's do it all
right well my spine's still broken I'm coming do we have a female raptor yeah
me we're spotting you in yeah you're gonna have to die drag not yet but just
Don't get attacked here. You know
Just hold myself who's a who's a lady here? Who's a lady raptor asking the chat me? I'm f prime
Drew it was a female
He not don't clap them cheeks. I'm on it balls. Which one's droopy?
Like if you need to be me be right here. I'm the one jumping
All you guys can be to be this impossible. It's that one. I think one of your left right here. No, she right right here
Yeah, I'm gonna make you feel pretty.
All right, Chad, how do you make me feel pretty again?
I'll see you.
What do you press?
Watch this.
And walk up to that Raptor peanut and hold in.
I want everybody to see what I'm doing.
Oh, my God.
Do we have sex?
Now, whenever you have sex, you'll see a little nest.
If you hold Q, do you see a nest?
If not, you both need to hold in at the same time,
facing each other.
Okay.
We're the cameraman right now.
We're the cameraman.
I know I'm the stupid part.
Now
Ends up working no more. Yeah, definitely skimpy. They did in now hold B
Wait, it's so it's only it's like
All right, you guys are making a nest
They're saying this is a bad spot, is it?
It's a terrible spot, but we're already in there, it is what it is.
We'll defend it with our lives.
Alright, once you see the nest, Pinot, you're gonna have to get sticks.
Ahem.
Hold Q and snip out the sticks.
Eh?
Wait, alright. Oh, we built the nest. Got what we need?
Hold Q and snip out sticks.
What does sticks look like?
was a little branches
so i think that's a lot of you
i think a lot
the mountain as you don't need sticks you got place the eggs
how we put the agent i think you're going to be out
poop out the eggs
jack
taxi go ahead and kill yourselves
is there like a recent one but
No, you're gonna have to jump off of a ball cliff.
Do that. I'm wounded.
We have to integrate them first in the tab menu.
I'm.
We need to go get food.
Who else is hungry?
I see food over here on Iguana. I'm going.
Wait, you can't leave.
You've got to stay there with your babies.
OK.
I'm gonna be a good popper.
You cannot be
Did you put him in the thing?
He's the incubator.
Click the eggs in this tab.
Can I be the uncle?
Yeah, you can be the uncle.
Wait a minute.
We hold you in the lap.
Oh, Aguana got us a wedding gift.
Thank you, Aguana.
No
You can find you soon taxi soon find a way to kill yourself and just wait
Okay, I'm waiting. I'm ready to kill myself
so okay okay how does this guy know how to do the thing
you're gonna put these babies out of what they're like 60% good okay good
alright go to the babies all right all right all right well you're so
Droopy's having the kids. Yo, Pino, let's get milk.
Well, you're making more babies. Oh, wow.
You're pumping them out.
Get on this. Everybody get on this.
Everyone on this. Everyone on this.
Oh, yeah. Now, listen, when Pat's seeing
Drax spawn in, the only way that they're going to be fed is
peanut you got to throw up in their mouth okay that's a fart in their mouth
you gotta throw up in their mouth oh fuck yeah how is that
oh gee what am I hearing they are currently having a big orgy hutch oh my
Oh my god.
What?
I think the baby should be done by now.
Kyle's was taking it so long.
I don't know, maybe, maybe like, our Juvie looks pretty old, maybe, you know that part?
Hehehehe
Do we have to get that or no?
I don't know
Hold Amphib go out from the melt, wait what?
Eek!
I see the eggs!
Go put the nest thingy when I lay eggs and
share the code to everyone.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, you don't touch it.
Okay, okay, I'm not opening the tab until we get Mr.
Dragon back here.
I hope this is not, I hope it was not.
Think about starting spring.
I can use food, peanut, your wife needs food.
I'm on it, I'm on it honey.
Listen, some people say to defend, okay?
Don't everyone leave.
Can we just give birth to dracon taxis and eat the rest of the eggs?
Yes.
Give birth to them again?
What?
I don't know.
I'm a hundred times bigger than you, buddy.
Yeah, but I got a room.
No, they're even...
even if he's saying to your mother oh no thank you myself that's a look at for
food yeah I'm looking for food as well you may be inbound
okay much I died know what this way we're currently trying to incubate a
He's like above, huh?
Well, oh no, it's coming over here, see?
I always knew one day that I'd be a peanut on the internet
giving birth to my son, Dinosaur Drax.
You're no wind, but I knew it was coming.
Dad?
Hello son.
Dad?
Oh my gosh, I don't know where food is, bro.
I knew this day was coming.
I couldn't put my eat at nub on when
I need water
What's holding you dude?
For q oh, yeah, I gotta find food there's no food
I'm looking as wise
There's no food out here
I'm looking over here and I'm not finding shit.
I see what I see with the distance is he a go get it.
Should I do it like jog?
Yeah, I guess.
What?
Okay, so.
Drewby saying when you lay eggs, they're defaulted for the private.
So you have to use the code to request the egg.
He can make them public, but then all random people are going to
Hide my screen exactly and get him and send them. I don't okay, but then we're gonna have to spam
The chat I think no no we can just DM it. We can DM it to drag in taxi and they can just post
Yeah, he said hit tab it go to nest and for first line down is a code guys. This is a raptor. This is a raptor
Where are you? No, this is Sarah. That's a Sarah kill it. I kill it kill it
Is this one of you?
It's a small one, it's a small one.
Die, baby, die!
You should be okay.
I mean, I've propped in the attack of anybody yet, so...
Okay.
At times, you scrumptious eatin'.
Actually, hold up, let me eat this,
and I'll carry the other one back.
Who is he?
I'm getting told that you already leaked the code.
No, I didn't.
Anyone who spawns on those eggs that isn't drac or taxi is dying
I haven't made the code. I haven't open the code at all. All right. Well, hopefully they're just wrong
Why did open up the baby thing?
But that was far before he put the baby down drunk drunk kill the t-rex if you need food what?
Him and a guana killed the t-rex, so he's like follow if you need food those guys are crazy
I would. That is insane. Yeah,
that's crazy. Well, I'm going to
walk over there. Just see real
quick. Just take. Oh, I'm already
full. I'm already full. I'm going
to grab this guy's body. Oh my
god, they did. Oh, where's it
at? By me. What?
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I
Got I got food mama. I'm at 81. Oh, no, but
Gee
Yeah, I got the food my house. That's an insane
Yes, we're listening to World of Warcraft music as we play. Yes. Do you like to buy let me give this to mama first
Mama dookie
And here you go mama do be I'm coming I got your food. Oh the small wrecks, okay?
There's a food on it's only a side-by-drunk
You go mama do be actually probably leave it be bad. Yeah. Oh, he's good
I'm gonna hide my screen and get the code, alright?
Here we go.
Perfect.
Uhhhhhhh.
Okay.
I'm putting the code in the streamer waiting room chat, you guys see it?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm putting the code in the streamer waiting room chat. You guys see it? Yeah
Okay, let's like click eggs instead of omnivore. Yes, click eggs then code and then type that code in I
stole it
No, you should be able to there's multiple legs with multiple legs
I'm in I'm in
Why are you coming in are you coming in look at my
Yeah, I'm sending a request I'm in
I'm in I'm tiny okay, so like if we eat then eat them you have to hatch hatch hatch
I'm holding space where I can't move it. I think my dinosaur is
No, it's coming, it moved, it moved, it moved, I can't,
that's H, H, I'm spinning.
Ah, I can't move, I can't move.
Wait, I gotta throw up in your mouth, yeah.
How, how?
Wait, there's someone else, someone else is coming in.
Yeah, yeah, it's with my wounds.
No, it's with my wounds.
Wait, how do I throw up in your mouth?
I don't know.
I'm gonna hide my screen while I'm in it.
I'm out of this place.
Everybody do not left click anywhere near them, okay?
Cassie, how the fuck did you move?
Nancy, Nancy.
I don't know. I'm ready.
I'm holding Q.
You guys get in.
More, more.
Wait, wait, how are you doing that?
I'm holding Q.
Oh my god, you're laying on me
I'm going to be my food me me me me me
I'm over here.
Which one are you?
Over here.
I'm going to beat one.
Are you doing it?
I'm full.
Okay.
I can use more.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, hey, guys, it's a lot of fun to watch you get invested.
You know, like, oh, my God, you're just so big.
First time I've ever laid down and wait.
Yeah, I mean, you guys.
So here's the cool thing about you guys sleep.
You listen, all of us have three mutations.
You're going to have six mutations.
Why do you guys are literally super dinos?
Oh my god.
Can they give birth to more dinos and then they get nine?
Wait, I would have killed myself if I could do that.
I think Max is...
Yeah, right?
Six.
Pooking my mouth, pooking my mouth.
We kill ourselves?
What are we doing?
Yes, you can, yeah.
Which one's Peanut?
He's the one with the food.
Yeah, I would need more food.
Oh, you can get up to 14 mutations now.
Now
That's insane
Which is little guys he's actually
I need more well, it feels prime elder be seven
I'm walking out. I'm walking out. I'm like getting it
No anymore
I'm going to get a drink. Don't die long. Yeah, I forgot how to get here
Can I, where the hell? I'll be back
These guys are
Okay, I'm full I'm full I think
You guys have enough throw up there.
Drive with them face down, you know.
That's it, you die.
Wee.
Should I sleep?
Can you jump on my back?
No, I don't jump very high.
We're going to try to jump on my back.
Wait.
OK, lay down.
OK, jump over here somewhere.
Oh, shit.
Jump over.
No, you can.
Nope.
Oh.
Oh, so now, now we go back and we kill those T-Rexes.
What?
The easy drag?
Someone just killed me.
What?
Oh, no, my screen just went black.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Right click to mine.
Nothing's happening.
No, no, you're not right clicked amount.
Okay.
What if I can peek you out though?
I
Pick him up punch good. I said pick him up
Pick me up pick me up
I'm getting low water. I don't need some water
Sniffing oh
Really there's a ton of stuff on my screen now. There's like a rock. There's like a water whirlwind
Oh, you're going in. Oh, that's all the babies. Where are those eyes?
I forgot to scan with those eyes chat.
Yo, it's actually we went through it.
So cute, it's actually hit four.
Wait, how are you bigger than me?
My, what are you bigger than me?
I don't know.
I'm.
He's in more and you haven't.
Oh my.
Where my Papa go?
Paul are you coming back?
No, I'm not paying dino alimony. Oh fuck. All right, where's my mother? Cloak tea, huh?
You got food for me?
Yeah, I'm just getting milk real quick. Yeah
I'm an orphan
I'm getting out I'm getting out
You mom's smoking cracks like a pussy on third straight damn fucking
Hold E hold it
We got up what we have water
It's gonna be okay this guy's oh
Nice wait, should I be going to the migration zone?
Whoa
Q hold Q
Can you guys grow fast?
Oh, am I going?
Yeah, you did grow.
Nice.
That's 220% Georgia.
What the hell?
What?
You guys just try to attack me.
I'm back.
I'm safe, bro.
I'm back.
What happened?
I'm not playing with Crocodiles, I'm not playing with Crocodiles, I'm playing with my new friends, I'm fighting a boar!
Wait, what kind of boar?
I'm killing it, I'm killing it!
Who's that?
I don't think that taxi and I'll think that taxi and drag have to stay inside of the nest
anymore.
We can move.
We'll just feed them on the web.
Everybody drink up, eat up, make sure you're full on everything.
Let's leave.
Time to go kill something else.
Mm-hmm. Let's do a thing. It's time to go back and kill those mixed packers
Hey, man, we're all full grown up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm almost full girl. I've got 80%
Oh, yeah, shit. I forgot when I'll full grown now. Oh my gosh. I'm sick oopsies
Yeah
The meat over there if it's like grayish
I
Wait peanut I am very sick guys. This is not good. Ah, you pop a secret. Ah
Now you pop a secret story time
Everybody
Everybody at the man. Oh shit. That's
Raptor Raptor meeting at the nest
I think we're gonna be at the next rap to meeting at the next I think playing
What am I supposed to pick or next Thursday when it comes in join us same time three do what now?
Party
to lay down and get all of our stand back.
Yep. Yep. Oh, yeah.
Oh, all right.
Wow, you've got a hundred of us.
We can kill anybody, even if they're mixed back in.
Well, I say after we die, we become birds
when we try to fly around and steal other people's food.
So we get drunk.
I haven't drank it at all.
I haven't drank literally at all.
It's for Saturday.
Folks, are you traveling tomorrow or no?
No!
Okay.
Why, closely?
I'm not going to that shit.
Just, you got your pussies.
Yeah, specific servers and there's like a huge queue in this one.
No, fuck with you all.
Because you drinking?
No.
Okay.
Alright, let's start moving.
I need to kill something.
Wait, I have no stamina.
Alright, I have no stamina.
Gosh.
We were doing the raptor party.
Wait, we're sexy.
Oh, he's right here.
Chad, who's excited about the T-Rex bro in the morning?
I need to pick a mutation, Drex.
Mutation, mutation.
Press Tab, mutation.
It says Ashley.
I can't wait.
Ginger, I'm getting told you're sick.
You pick either, I think.
Yeah, I need to like rock a pig.
Yeah, uh, let me blow it.
Nothing has it.
Okay, nothing has it.
I don't need rocks.
No, you don't eat them. It's a different one. You know those like little pink rocks we've earned by? You have to lick that, but there's none near us.
It's a pink rock.
Just chill. There's food around us. We'll wait, get your water up, and then we'll get your food up after. It's not big deal.
I ate something.
I'm hungry.
I ate a boar.
Right, drag by you.
On the nest. With my wolves.
I have a Aloe at 60% with one of my one of my viewers. We're probably how do we I want to play Rex tomorrow morning
Or we get a hundred percent our Aloe. I'm cool with either
The morning make sure you guys
Like a seagull or something. I think we're gonna start that stream at like 8 a.m. I gotta leave I got a flight to catch
Middle of the day. Oh, I threw up the seagull over here guys. I threw up
I'm going to go up.
I don't feel so good.
Weird, weird, weird.
Oh, you should.
I ate it.
I'm just going to keep eating it.
somehow after we're all back to max um we're gonna have to go kill
back so you got too large we're gonna have to kick two people and invite you
and drach whenever you get to that point i'm coming back i'll uh kick two
people
here i take two people so hang out with us so it's only maximum for eight for
group whenever they're babies they're still in our group and when they get
their baby stage it kicks them out of our group so we have to we have the two
people are probably you know not not mama droopy no yeah where are you at
taxi come over wait wait wait wait wait I might see something literally right
next to us right in front of me right in front of me yeah it's right here it's
right here what you see I'm with you there's also something right here on my
side that big boy the baby Rex he didn't he's the one of these bushes
yeah he's gonna be able to run us that's what you think yeah that chance buddy
wait wait what's that call wait oh guys there might actually be someone we need
to kill behind us
yeah that's what I saw it was all red
wait there's another one he's watching here look at where I don't know he's
You just shot his buddy die.
Let's kill him.
Charge!
Hey, Drex.
Hi, Gingy.
I'm sick.
This drunk guy's a demon.
We got a group.
You bastard.
Yeah!
What?
What the hell?
You get back here.
You got to go un-sick.
No.
Where'd he go?
I classified as a rock.
I see him.
He's in between us.
I got him.
Wait.
Where's the head?
Right here.
I got him.
Oh, good work, good work.
They guys are on the part of my team.
Who was that?
I fucked him up.
Who's that?
I dropped on him.
Yeah!
Nice.
Oh, good work.
Hey, what?
He's gonna die.
He's going to die, stop.
You were kind of nasty.
Here, it's over here.
He's not ready.
Let me hold you brief.
What the hell are you guys doing?
He's dead.
Holy shit.
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What the hell, hon?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, now I bleed it. How do I do?
What was that?
Try to hold your breath.
Don't just eat it.
Wait, did you just eat a rock?
No, I just eat.
Drag, come to me.
Wait, how do I do water?
How do we go up to it and you hold it?
Good, there we go.
Pretty good.
What's your growth thing at?
Yeah.
84.
85.
Paxi, come to me.
You're a little guy.
Oh, yum.
I'm with Jinji right now, I think.
Jinji, can you lead him over to us?
I'm a one-call. Come to the one-call.
I don't know when to stop.
What is this rune?
What is this one next to me doing?
Is this fresh food?
How do I know if it's fresh?
If there's still blood showing up?
Come to me, Jinji, come to me.
I'm gonna keep one-calling.
Come to the one-call.
We have fresh food over here for you guys.
I think that's wrong. Okay,
come on. Someone's maybe following me. You should kill it. Can we kill it? Can we kill
it? Oh, sorry. Don't leave it alone. Wait, but does it have taxis? Amel me? I'm out
the group. Oh, that's me. Guys, why not a taxi and a draggy before you guys? Yes.
Oh, okay. I'm not saying anymore. Come on. What was your good?
I'm still. He's like our master. You can't beat him.
I'm the elder of this group. Yes. I'll be sharing with you some raptor wisdom.
Well, this gentle raptor fucks me.
And he takes the front side.
All right, raptor wisdom,
all long ago when I was a baby,
two hours ago,
things were different.
You could buy a nickel for the quarter.
Two hours ago, it's been four hours.
Yeah, it's been like, yeah.
We've been doing this for four hours.
You've been live for eight and you've been live
for nine hours.
Yeah.
I told you guys, I fucking told you
Wait, what beauties should I
Listen listen can you make Raptors fun wait till we actually like run Sarah's
or run Karnos, like the bigger dinos.
Those, you can start killing everything.
It gets awesome.
Or like do a Dinosuchus run.
Oh, you know, you wouldn't do it.
Where are we going now?
What?
I could do anything.
Well, if we play like Saros or cannibals,
so we can like betray other people
and eat them and benefit from it.
All Dinosuchus cables?
No, we are not.
Raptors aren't, you get sick.
Carno's aren't.
Hey, what do you mean by just getting sick?
Cannibals just eat other stuff.
And they don't get sick.
Oh, cannibals, you eat your own diet.
Exactly.
Oh, I'm eating a carnivore.
No, Drax, come to me.
Come to me.
I'm hungry.
I'm still on calling.
I have everything for you over here.
And Daxi, you guys get a perfect diet on me.
Oh my God.
I don't know what's on the view.
I'm on calling.
Come to the on call.
I would have a map to get sick
from eating another raptor.
You get mussel spazes.
All right, Drac, listen, you're going to take a bite of this until this is full, then you're going to take a bite of this until this is full, and then you're going to take a bite of this until you're full.
Eat this one first.
Okay, so what do I press?
Yep.
You just go to it and press E. Wait until one of your symbols are full and then go to the next one.
I'm a mad raptor, Sidney.
all right give us a look at this one don't over eat though when your stomachs full stop
eating okay I want a piece of this no no no you hungry fucking the outlaw raptor is speaking
We need to go to the water, but we're gonna leave this just fill up your stomach and we'll go
Oh shit, what was that?
I'm the Alpharaptor
How did you do that?
I'm the Alpharaptor
Alright, alright
I'm the Alpharaptor
Okay, come on, Mike
Do you need more food?
I dropped some right here for you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What
We have to kill something. Can you wait man?
Where's our guy
Come over to me so I can invite you. I'm right over here. Yeah, come to me. I'm right here in front of you
I'm sorry whoa and I'm sorry whoa all right wait oh don't kick my mom they need
that but you invited the eyes is full all right I got out here we gotta go
farther away from taxi come over here all right come on gang they should increase
They can't cuz it's super broken
Wait, oh, don't be that. I'm trying to invite a fuck off. Oh
There we go, we had like 30 raptors
Bidin me
Stop the group now.
Dude, you know, I can't wait for me.
Alright, I'm about to...
Wait, Peanut, come here.
Peanut, come here.
Wait.
Hold on a second.
I'm just gonna buy it back.
Okay, cool.
Is there more food?
Droopy, pick Moby and we have to invite Taxi.
For real?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Taxi?
Oh, oh, oh.
I was jumping all the time.
You want the blue?
Watch any be
Alrighty
Are you next to you're good? Okay. All right taxi wait taxi jump
Kill you quit
But you don't have I'm gonna buy me anymore. I'm dropping. I'm guessing this one. This is one of you
I put it on the ground.
That's you?
Yeah, I'm eating it.
They're really small ones.
You had somebody mad there.
Jermy, can you make me leave please?
And then Taxi, come over here to me.
I'm jumping.
Clutch, Clutch, Clutch.
Clutch, you're trying to make us separate.
Alright, make us separate.
Have them go farther away.
All right, I came invited me to her group. Who's your group? Can you make me lead please?
You know
Who's leader everyone press tabs on a group and if you have a crown hey give me the crown
Nobody has a crowd nobody in my party. I think you see me. Okay. Okay. You see my
I don't know.
If all of us can see each other, it's fine.
Follow me team, let's get back to work.
Alright, I'll just be taxiing, I'll just be taxiing.
We're going this way.
Yeah, taxi's not in here.
Taxi's not in here?
No.
Oh, a Crystal Ocho left.
Alright.
Thank you, my taxi.
the group lead it's not me I don't see what's going on what's going on oh god
anyone can invite alright that's where are you again ace Ventura I'm coming up
I
Know no, no, don't give up we've done so much to get to a rat
You accept that
All right
The migration just changed it went over here, let's go
Yeah, we have wait. We have an army. Yeah, I just realized
Oguana's left
A ten on a Saturday
Oh
Sigma
They're good enough. They're not gonna lose us. They're fine. Yeah, those guys are pro players. Pro Dino players
Genji is AFK Genji's AFK
Peanut you got more food? No, I know what you what? No, I
Can't go up unless we're the Nazz fuck
There's food I think right next to us stay right there stay right there
I'm a big boy now. Oh wait, I'm a girl. Oh shit. I forgot
Ever he starts in 25 minutes
We're price them one come to us. We gotta go get a fight before the server restarts
I'm ready to fall in you
I need food let's go kill something on the way should we go to that my we're going to
migration area right? Yeah the two eyes. I'm following you, Hutch.
It's been foggy for so long. The back of the map is that shit.
Yeah we kind of got screwed over with the weather conditions on the server.
Been pretty shitty. There's some times where it's like always daytime and clear
and then there's other times where it's just rainy foggy and blech.
Let's let's let's let's put someone down. Oh, yeah, let's get to murder it
Yeah
I'm trying to ruin someone's entire day with a t-rex way
Yeah, I'm almost a grandpa
Yeah
85 87 we got pretty lucky with our spawn and our food and stuff. That was awesome
there is so many Raptors yeah the only so that's the only problem when it when we
get the server gets this many Raptors there's not much else to like hunt stuff
yeah they serve as a hundred and twenty people don't like half of it is
Raptors can we eat the Raptors we can't but without getting like the debuffs from
it that's why if we played Saras we can eat other Saras and it's completely fine
These are cannibals or like I'm a raptor just an easier first time
Is it true the more though the higher you get like
The worst you get what do you mean that's real like you get like
careful
I'm at 88% at 88% you fight less and you move slower
No, no, no moves slower a little bit depending on the dyno be careful with that fall guys don't run off of it
Just slide it
But yes, you move slower, but you'll hit harder and like you'll buy harder and you'll you'll bleed more
My screens red
Perfect. Stay with us. You're fine. Are you lipping? Nah, I'm vibing.
Heard that break? That one broke something.
That's okay. Drive over the finish. Drive over the finish.
That was a good move. The service restarted 25.
Look out, there's a thousand!
Holy shit, we have an army.
I'm gonna chill back. We need to find something to kill right now.
Hey, Cloaksy.
Hey.
Why are you running so slow?
Because I'm just keeping my stand up
just in case we see something so I can fuck him.
Mm-hmm.
Ooh.
Holy shit.
How many females do we have?
Is it just me and Drupi?
Wait, we left taxi.
Yeah.
Well, that was not taxi status.
Chad, y'all scare me.
This is usually looked down upon.
Is that true?
This is called the mega packing.
Mega packing, yeah.
But I'm going to be honest.
I'm here.
But I can't play.
Wait, why?
Why?
Why was it just flashing?
Oh, wait.
Yeah, I see you.
You're right next to me.
No, you're right next to me.
No, don't close it.
You're so hot.
I'll be honest.
Like, we played three days, and in three days,
we've seen mix packing all three fucking days.
I would much rather run into us than trying to suit
you to this mix packing with full grout T-Rexus.
Oh, keep moving, boys.
move in I'm trying to find something here when he's still here
holy shit we are tearless thing of life holy fuck
Jesus Christ come on I'm with us damn
give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me
give me part of me gotta leave the pack
I'll go there. Go there.
Thank you. Alright. I did. I
You guys are back here.
We're those two right now.
We do a Chris Pratt show job.
Oh, he's hot. He probably
Yeah, that's how she's going.
I wouldn't want to mess with that.
He's definitely not.
So in the server he sets, did we come back being big?
Yeah, yeah, our guy knows that.
We won't be able to, oh my gosh, careful.
What?
There's a big drop here.
Where?
There's like a cliff, but it's a leg breaker and a half.
Oh my god T-Rex boy T-Rex T-Rex you let's go let's go let's kill it. Yep. Oh
You've wrapped the country body wrapped the country what side oh shit
How do you attack? Oh, yeah
This is all us. This is all us.
This is all us.
We're out of armor!
Hey, go to the river.
Oh my god, there's so many people.
I missed, I missed, I missed.
Oh, jeez, jeez, jeez, jeez.
Oh my god, Koji!
Koji!
Koji, get out of there.
Get out of there, bro.
Oh my god, yo, shout out.
Fucking shroopy.
Yo, dude, you're aligning me.
I'm gonna play safe. Oh my god. Oh my god shout out
Drew be
Packing fuck you bitch
We're super duper packing
It's fine. He's bleeding it's bleeding
Just you win
Shouldn't fight that get in there boys if you're full Sam get in there right now
We probably won't play these again anyways, it's gonna be hard to get back in the server
He's not all by the I got away from my bleed to stop
Always on him he's on
I'm just going to die. You just killed somebody. Oh my god. My legs. Oh, what the hell's going
on? Oh, you don't want to be a T-Rex. Yeah, they seem sane. Oh, shit. Someone's killing
great
you've all been in there boys
i might have to take my broken leg
nothing to lose
just gotta chill here, i have full stamina but i'm pretty small
i mean i just got lagged from the fucking bike bro
Everyone full second
Say less
I'm dead as well good luck
I'm alive on my legs broken. Look at track. I'm alive. I can't jump on the back. You can't jump
How do you jump on his back?
You've sprinted him in the right hand.
Oh shit, that motherfucker!
Okay, my leg is cracked.
My leg is broken. It's just in Genji's.
Oh my god, Genji.
Wait, yeah, Genji, would it be sprint? I swear it would let me sprint.
You wouldn't let me.
Good luck, Genji. I'm watching you. There's so many of us dead.
My leg was broken from what? I jumped.
Baby corner there.
Baby corner lurking.
Oh, no.
How long does it take for my legs to grow? Or to fix?
Oh my God.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I feel like my leg's been fixed forever. I mean broken forever.
There's so many dead people though.
I mean, chat, we died to literally six seconds of desync.
It's a problem with these servers.
I don't even know how to be too reckless.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
The directions are broken.
Dude imagine.
I don't even know how to be too reckless.
Dude, Drupi just jumped over the water and fucking latched on his back.
Wait a bit. Let him bleed. Okay. Please don't look over here. Good, sir. It's just
heal from that. It's again, like it's the only problem with me is that we're just going
to have so many streams that first that's going to lag out every area that we're in.
Hey guys, it's not all gathered next to the two people with broken legs. Please let's
spread out. Wait, it takes 15 minutes to fix your broken leg.
Yes. Are we for real, dude? So you're telling me, oh my God, I
have to sit here and watch this fight for 15 minutes.
So when I press right on my mouse, do I press left?
No, you said it took him five minutes.
When I fight.
Oh, I don't know. I don't know how to attack yet.
I want to teach me.
Okay, we just got to not let him sit down.
What is it, Jack?
How do I attack him?
You right click to jump on the side
and then you just start pressing left click
when you're up there.
OK, I got him.
Bro, I died such bad.
I was like, he wasn't even near me.
And he won't shout at me.
Oh, shit.
Oh, how's that thing?
Go to be, go to be, go, go to be, go to be, go.
Andrew is a weirdo.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, who died who died my legs almost back. I don't know
How do you see when you if your legs are almost back well, I don't know my machines are running more
Hit tab legs fractured wounded
Get that motherfucker, Gingy, get him.
Oh my god, on my screen.
Oh, someone else died.
Yeah.
Gingy, no!
Wait.
Oh man.
Good try, good try.
That was awesome.
How did he kill me like that?
Well, Clogsy, you're the last two standing.
My legs are so broken.
Watch him.
How do we lose his mind?
Oh no, you got another one.
The hell.
Oh my god, Denny.
The fuck?
Oh my god, Denny.
What?
He's ran at me.
Are you dead?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, here we go.
Oh my god. Oh my god. They're going after ready. Good luck, Jack. Are we ready?
Yep
Well key boxes are broken
How does he take on fucking 40 of us?
And the max group the max group you can have an eight
Well, so the the goal for us shouldn't be to kill him by just continuing to pounce on him. We should bleed him out hit him with like five six seven pounces and then just not let him rest and let him continue to bleed as he moves so get lower and lower blood and then ultimately he'll just fall over dead.
fall over dead. But the server's restarting. I can't talk to none of my faction. We're
probably not going to be able to get back in. So it's really mad and raw and dead anyways.
Honestly, I just put on phones phones phones phones phones phones phones phones phones
phones phones. Come on boys. I'm drowning. Get them drag.
Pulse, Pulse, Pulse.
Team drag, give it to us.
Pulse, Pulse, Pulse.
I miss again.
Oh my God, there's no way I missed this on the fucking input.
The only thing I missed.
I missed again.
Jumping on a T-Rank.
Oh my God, what?
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
All right, boys, on my go.
When the orange one jumps, the rest of you jump.
Get him out of the water.
Good, good, good, good.
We ready, boy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Siggled him, Siggled him, Siggled him.
Hold up now.
Bounce, bounce, bounce.
Eat, eat, eat, eat.
Eat, eat, eat.
Oh, shit, he's drowning me.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
I need one of the big guys to go with me while I drown.
There was 30 of us.
There is four Raptors left.
It's OK.
We just need to.
Oh, my goodness.
me and him. Ready? We've got to lower him out. You got to lower him out. This is peanut
son. You got to lower him out. This is the last of your jeans, peanut. Oh my goodness.
Come on, son. Come on. That's my son. That's my son. I'm going to make you. How are there
three of us, man? There's five of you. Okay. Okay. He's just playing by the water.
Yo, what a pushy. Yeah. You were the size of one we spawned in. You're doing probably
Nothing damn. Yeah, watch this
said hold up I
Missed oh
Why is my shit lagging
Oh
What a pig
I'll help you
It it it it it it it it it you you are such a
Report bro t-rexes are so
He
Like what do you yeah? Oh my god? There's 40 of us
How did he take on a whole legion of raptor?
Oh, he did. Oh, man. He played well. He played well. That was awesome. Great job. Great job,
Drac. I tried, man, but I think I'm just too small to do any damage. Well, how'd you guys
Enjoy the game.
Other than the fact of us dying, we want T-Rex.
Do we?
It's 10 PM.
Do we swap to another game?
Or do we become T-Rexes?
That's my LG.
That's my LG as well.
Wait, why are we LG?
It's fucking tight.
I have a flight and traveling, and I'm
trying to stream in the morning.
So I got to go.
Hey, folks, you said you were gonna be on all night, buddy.
Folks, you have no reason.
You're not even traveling tomorrow.
Yeah, I want, no, no, no.
I can already tell,
I feel like I'm gonna get a guilt trip to travel tomorrow.
He won't travel tomorrow.
I have a game suggestion, okay?
Okay.
It's called We Gotta Go.
What is it about?
It's about your in a spooky house and you have to get to the bathroom to take a shit
before you prove yourself.
You guys have a great time.
I love you all.
Good night.
All right.
John, I love you.
Thank you guys.
Early, early start tomorrow.
We're going to play the aisle.
It's going to be around 7 to 8 a.m. We're going to start tomorrow.
Okay.
T-Rex run.
we finish our all the source. We will decide in the morning if you are not here at the start,
which again, 8, 9 a.m., probably 7 a.m., I don't know, I'm going to try and wake up early early.
Don't pinch about what we're growing. So if you want to have a say, set your alarm clocks,
we'll say 8 a.m. safe. 8 a.m. safe will make the decision at around 8 a.m., okay?
Okay, EST, Eastern Standard Time.
I love you.
Thank you guys so much for chilling.
Thank you guys so much for hanging out.
I appreciate you guys.
I'm happy everybody's enjoying the aisle.
We're going to be playing it again tomorrow.
We're going to have a great time.
We're going to enjoy ourselves.
And yeah, man.
Thank you guys so much for chilling, dudes.
Let's have a great day tomorrow because I'll be gone for the next four days
after.
Next week I won't be here until Thursday, Friday, Thursday or Friday.
I'm not too sure.
I think Friday.
I love you and I appreciate you. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Okay much love everyone. Thank you again for being here
Thank you again for hanging out and have a great rest of your night. Have a great rest of your day and
Go watch the game. Okay. Thank you guys again for chilling and I will see all of you beautiful people tomorrow
Alrighty, I love you chat. Hey guys again again. I know not my choice
Not my choice blame Tim the tab man. Okay, his wife's birthday and we're gonna go celebrate it with her
I love you guys man. Have a great rest of your night. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Love you. Bye. Bye