you
You
I feel like a train running
I'm not hurricane turning
I feel like a boat about burning
What are we gonna do?
I'm not fake snorkeling in
Yeah, I'm a liar that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a lover
I've been a trusting brother
I've been a loving brother
I'm taking my time to recover, I'm picking up what I'm better.
I
What the fuck
That's my
Yo catch
Playbomb, Olivia watch the link I got you
When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man you make some next to you.
I
Oh, honey, it's a foot-top, boy, I was conscious you'd fall in love
Somebody blow me down
My God, just give me a death
I'm starting out out of thinking and doing it
Cause my God, breathe that air
Tickling, sucking, stealing
Oh, honey, take my time, girl
I'm gonna kill you till I fall
Oh
That bruham Lincoln turn I will
Turn turn
Turn God bless
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies.
Good morning.
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
We back.
Hello.
Good day.
What's going on, everybody?
Good day, good day, good day, good day, good day.
Hello, hello.
Um, how far did, uh, how far did Adam, Adam get yesterday after we raided them?
I appreciate you guys, man.
Thank you.
Thank you for asking.
Blue's doing good.
Listen, I know, uh, you know, sounds crazy, but again, it's just another day,
just another day in a, just a household, you know, he, he, he even overtought it.
And that's okay.
That's okay.
You need a little extra special help.
A little slower than the average Huskers.
Oh, it was his daddy.
You know?
He's all right though.
He's good, he's good.
He's good.
I about beat the fuck out of him though.
Let me tell you why about his son, his bitch ass.
Bro, this man, he starts break dancing, right?
He starts break.
No, no, no, no, no, no, Liz,
you're gonna judge me now.
Let me tell the story and then you tell me what you would have done in this and this situation. Okay?
He starts breakdancing
Now if you've never seen a dog start breakdancing or having a seizure they piss and they shit everywhere, okay?
like a bull
Well, he starts, you know firing at all cylinders
and it ain't whole, it's watery, it's gonna get a little gross but just hear me out here,
bear with me.
Well after he comes to, you know, he wakes up, he looks around, I'm like hey blue, you okay
bud, got slobber all over him, he gets up, he's dripping slobber, he's dripping piss
and he's dripping shit just everywhere I'm like okay buddy and he's you know coming back it takes
him around like 10 to 15 minutes to come back well he comes back this is like 2 a.m. last night
he comes back I'm like hey bud you all right my wife she's cleaning it all up and this motherfucker
He starts, you ever seen the dogs wipe their ass?
He starts, he starts skid marking everywhere.
And it's like, you can't, in this moment,
he starts drifting.
In this moment, you know, for those who don't know,
like after a dog has a seizure,
They're like a wild animal for a little bit.
Like they don't know what just happened to them.
Like imagine you can't talk,
you can't understand me saying,
hey, you just blacked out
and lost your mind for the last 35 seconds.
Like I can't tell him that, right?
So he comes back.
And if you go and try and grab him,
or like, if I tried to like,
No, don't wipe your ass on the ground. He'll bite the fuck out of me like it's chat. I'm not kidding
So we got
Duke we taught Duke into the bathroom for some reason when blue starts having one of these episodes
Dukes first instinct
They've been together for six years is to rip blues ears off. I don't know why
Duke will attack his ass every single time
You would have thought he'd learned by now.
So we grabbed Duke, I tossed him into the bathroom, closed the door, and bro, I'm not
kidding yet.
I mean, it looked like, it looked like a slug.
Just went through the, just went at 2 AM.
I'm on my hands and knees with, with, with wipes.
Trash bag.
Oh, God.
Oh, what a terrible night.
But he's been doing good this morning.
Nothing this morning, nothing's going on.
We'll see usually, typically for blue, it's two days.
He has a night and then he has them throughout the day,
that following day, has them that night
and then he's good.
There's some times when he has him three days in a row.
Let's hope that he's done.
Bada.
No boss in your, let's hope.
Caesar's normal for him, yeah, he has epilepsy.
He's had it for six years.
It's normal.
There's part of it, you know what I mean?
There's part of it.
we see him he's outside he smells like death. I don't know what it is about it
we've given him two baths in two days and he still smells like fucking death
he likes to make his own electricity yeah I guess so how old is he he's nine
years old nine years old we thought he grew out of it usually so whenever he
was younger he was having like every two weeks it was terrible terrible oh my
God it was so bad and then it got to the point where we got him on the right medication
started having him I think like every month-ish and then he got to like two months and then this
recent time he was like five six months we were talking on stream just the other day about how I
thought he was scared I jinxed it I fucking jinxed it you know what I think did it because
whenever we first got him at like one years old he didn't have him and I remember like it was
yesterday he got fleas and we went and just got him because we were new dog
parents like I didn't know what I was doing I was young I was stupid I got him
some just like bullshit flea medication I think that's what did it truly because
it was like we gave him the flea medication and then like a couple of
days later, he started having them and he's been having them ever since. I don't know.
I've read online that it's possible. Different flea medications are really, really bad. And
we're talking about, this is like, I don't even remember, a long time ago. So maybe,
I don't know, it could have just been unfortunate, but he's all good. He's good. He's good.
Good morning everyone. I hope you guys are all doing well.
Sorry for peace out early again last night.
We'll be playing with peanut again today.
But yeah, obviously had to go and take care of the baby had to go take care of the baby.
I think it's gap here. Gav, are you awake?
I never know if gaps here. Gav, are you here?
No, no, C-thieves are dead.
Gav, do we got a sponsor today with peanut?
If so, what time is it?
6 o'clock, 6 p.m., right?
7 p.m.
We got a sponsor at 7 p.m. with peanut,
and I believe it's Battlefield 6.
Cool.
Long day today.
Long day today on minimal sleep.
Huh.
How lucky am I?
Ah.
Man
Yeah, I appreciate you man, thank you so much for the $20 super chat we've been giving them treats all mortem
EST run when EST times on
So yeah game play today boys. We got to finish this t-rex girl, man
We are so close those who missed the stream yesterday
We got the t-rex to like 71 72% I think maybe 70%
We are right there at prime
We are right there. We are we are ticking balls from getting prime
But we're gonna get the prime hopefully prime elder today, and then we're gonna sell that bitch on the auction house
I think what I want to do is is I want to get this t-rex finished all the way to 100%
it. Maybe we store it. Maybe we store it and we'll play it all today, but like let's say
in a world where we live all day long, we store it, we maybe sell it or we just hold
on to it for a T-Rex run with Bosch. And we start, I think I don't know what I want
grow next. Bro, I was watching Raptor Rock, I think is what his, I don't name this, and
he was talking about the status of like how bad Raptors are right now. He was just talking
about how they were nerfed into the ground. So, I'm thinking maybe instead of that maybe
will go out low again and try and actually get one built up and and not lose it.
Dinosukes, no you don't think so? I mean yeah I guess you're right we kind of got to do other stuff.
Do a Trudon run, yeah we could do Trudons with Mickey saying Trudon family.
I'm down to try and do a true down run. That could be fun
Chances we get Timmy to play I did listen Timmy and Nick are both like I will not do it
I just want to thank you for the sub you gave me yesterday and my dad like watching you because you support the troops and
He was in the 82nd airborne the Rangers so much love to you and your family. I salute you sir. It's me Bruce
Yeah, I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for love dude. Thank you so much for you and your dad service
I appreciate you guys a lot. Thank you
We'll get some 07s in the chat crimson desert brother that game got a nine-hour tutorial. I had no thanks
You'll see me playing crimson desert if I get a bag to do so but other than that now
With love. Yeah, Chase is here. He's gonna be on shortly
What's this link?
Oli Pop has a Shirley Temple.
Oh, that's the YouTube.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
All right, let's get in there.
Chase should be on.
He says he's going to be on like 20 minutes,
like 10 minutes ago.
So we're going to log in before him.
Let's try not to get murdered.
Yeah. Try not to die until at least Chase gets on.
Yeah.
Arc with P.Dot later 31st we'll be playing Arc again on the 31st we're gonna try out the
update if it's asked we'll we're just gonna play Arc or I'm sorry not Arc I'm sorry we're
going to play the aisle but I'll try out the new update for sure oh you're all
good HK you're all good man and thoughts on bringing your servers back
It's a negative. I said it before the the reason I bring my servers or the reason I ever have the servers is because
Like I don't have a choice
It's typically because I have to because of like getting stream sniped or
or whatever else
but I
Don't I don't need to because this server has pretty much everything that I guess I want
I don't think I'm ever gonna be quote-unquote dumb with art. I just you know I'll take my breaks
It's not a big deal, but we can't have a long battle.
We can't have a long battle.
The Sarah very close.
Brighton uh, Carnot.
Same Donald from yesterday.
Yep, we got, we're gonna finish it.
We're gonna hopefully get it to prime, prime elder.
That's the goal.
Stegos are signing on. Oh my god. Could you imagine those motherfuckers walked us down
for nine hours yesterday or for eight hours. Hey, we're relentless.
Pray. Thank you so much for the five or bro. Have those to use. I use what's called 64
audios. Bill is thinking for the 20 toast. He thinking for the five frosty and big.
Thank you guys so much for the love, B, thank you again for the $20 super chat, Michael,
thank you so much for the five gifted to start today, man, and Kush, thank you so much for
the sub.
Phoenix, thank you for the prime.
You and the peanut going to be playing the Allagan together.
Yeah, I think peanut likes the I, I just think that, you know, you know, peanuts
at that point where there's just you get so many people watching and a lot of them just
like to watch like the FPS stuff so.
Let me ask my boy what his ETA is.
Yo vlog, thank you so much for the five gifted.
Hey boss, want you to check the server out?
Yeah, I will I mean probably listen man like
I mean this would love I do listen the server looks awesome like the void for stuff. It's super cool. I know boss loves it
But I just I don't know man
I like this this this this game right here, you know
Killing people the talking and chat to my own to my own other dinos
I pulled up on a stream and someone was flying around and had like a star screen from Transformers
voice and I don't know it just doesn't, it's just a different game.
It's a different game.
It's a different style.
Yeah I just do, I like this server a lot, the no AI, everybody's killing each other
trying to survive. I love it.
We're just healing right now. We're just healing, waiting for our boy to log in, waiting for
our backup to be here before we go out there and get pounced on by 47 herbies.
Surgery thanks so much for the 10 gifted man. I appreciate you bro. Thank you so much for the 10 or Sergio much love
Flocon, thanks so much for the five gifted
Band thank you for the $20 super chat. I appreciate you brother
What's love guys can we get some loving dubs in all channels?
We don't really worry about water anymore. We're at that point where we can't get grabbed
by a dinosaur because it's off land. We're 8.4 tons. We really are the big dogs other
than other T-Rex's.
That sounds like he's not in the water.
Alright, our boys are getting in the server in two minutes.
Let me start walking around a little bit.
that is Sarah that is right
but
Yeah, I appreciate you be taking some love man
Go get some water
Yo, call me Claude, check in for the six months, man.
And the left two?
There you go, sir.
We're about to be at prime.
We're very close.
very very close to be abroad man I can't believe we got to this point chat
yesterday it looked very very glim a lot of times it looked very very glim a
lot of different times what mutation am I gonna take I don't know I don't know
what the next two mutations are the good ones want to see
Something big over there
Dogs doing good, bro. Thank you so much for for asking
Graham good sir whatever the fuck the word is y'all know I ain't very smart
the sale on the aisle ends in two hours oh yeah
hey gab you in here
I already asked that earlier, but I don't know if he left. Maybe he went to go grab breakfast.
Gav! I'ma send you some money, buy a bunch of copies of the aisle.
So we can give him away. I said we were gonna do that and we still haven't done it.
However many copies we can get with this, just get them.
Perfect.
We're going to give away on the kick on YouTube and on Twitch, we'll do separate ones for
reach but no one so everyone has a chance I should say
yo Jeremiah thanks so much for the five gifted man I appreciate you dude
game came out in 2015. Yeah. It's an older game. Just recently getting its recognition.
Largo, thank you so much for the prime and gas. Thank you so much for the prime. And
bush on my left what's in a bush on my left
Yeah, we're going home big dog.
Oh you got one of them. I got one of these. It's good to see you.
What up big guys? Good morning, good morning.
Yo, thank you so much for the hundred dollar super chat man.
Yeah, I've had another hundred on top.
Chase I'll get you boys set up here in a moment
Don't let me die chase, please God don't let me die. Don't let me die chase. Don't let me die fuck
Don't let me die
They goodness chase is on oh my gosh, could you imagine losing this grow at this point? Oh
The server late everyone already knows the server
I'll close my 75% very close.
Uh, it'd be about 10 hours lost, yeah.
I can get his stuff set up real quick.
But they would refund the diner. I'm not too worried about that.
We'd get that refunded.
That's a good thing about playing on this server.
Chase, go ahead and say something in the stream.
See if it works.
The good thing about this server is, is like,
if something like that were to happen, we'd be okay.
Hello, chat.
Chase, good morning.
Good morning, good morning.
I might have started the aisle and joined the server too quick,
because that's not letting me back in.
Give me a second.
Do you shampoo your beard?
No?
Man, I wash my beard, yeah.
Shampoo it.
Do I shampoo it like my hair?
Yo, Brad.
What's going on this mornin'?
Everybody showin' a ton of love,
Brad with the 50 gifted over on the tube, my man.
Brad, I appreciate you, brother.
Thank you so much for the love
and the 50 gift of subs, me dog.
You too, Chad.
Make sure y'all show this man some love.
At least thank you so much for the five gifted, brother.
Cast me just in time, in time you'll learn.
You watch enough, you'll understand what's going on, I promise.
You ate my food chase you son of a bitch
No, oh it's over here. Oh you moved it into a bush. Thank you chase
Get our diet up.
Get a little ambush spot set up I'm pretty big now it's hard to hide
All right, where are we at 72.4 not too shabby
Yeah, all good gap. Thank you. I think it's two hours until the cell ends. Let's make sure we grab before then mad. What's up, baby?
And me and chase gonna fight no no no no no we gonna fight another t-rex for sure
That's our goal today. Our goal is to get Prime, which we're gonna have here in the next hour.
And then...
We are murdering T-Brexes.
You little bastard. I fucking hate you.
Don't you jump.
Don't you do it.
Fuck you.
As I said, we'll let a lot of the smaller dynos live.
with the Herrera's? Herrera's will always die.
Hell with Herrera's!
Chase is still healing from that stag-o fight he got fucked up yesterday.
Oh, here we go chase lock in a big one
easy that'll be some extra coins all right we're gonna stay here for a while
We got a good little spot. We got a great diet. We got a fantastic diet. That's a lot
of food right there. Let the stomach go down. I'm actually, I think I'm gonna go get some
Gastro lifts I'll be back to us f2 on 10 for I'm gonna go get a couple gastros real quick yonder
Can't buy game keys off steam so we can't get the sale price. Yeah, you can't can't you buy you can buy as a gift
Right
only the friends oh shit
I see something
All right, let's do this 20 people from YouTube 20 people from twitch 10 people from cake
Let's do 50 keys right now Gavin knock all this shit out
And then what we can do is is we can just send it to a mom PayPal or something
Everybody's in here early everybody, you know
Let's get the early motherfuckers. This is what they get for being here on time
We're a little past on time
Yeah, we'll let you guys know what you gotta say and whatever and we'll get all these keys given away
Kick only temp for you guys is just less of y'all with love. I love you though
You got a better chance, think about it.
I love you bitch.
Oh, we went and we're giving away copies of the aisle 50 copies of the aisle
Kind of like have probably just went well fuck
Yo
150 pp coins has been deposited in into your account
check out the sun of tides Adam's got the sun of tides is he live right now
yeah what that skin is awesome
Yeah, how do you get that skinned?
I'd love to skin shit.
The skin shit make this game so much more fun.
You need to swim to the island at east coast.
Oh, you got swim all the way over there?
Yo dudes, thank you so much for another $20, man, I appreciate you, bro.
Much love, man.
Yeah, it's new.
I have the son of dunes, yeah.
So you get the son of the dunes whenever the, what's it called, storm is going on.
have a chance of getting it. The sandstorm, yeah. Yeah, what mods do we have? Bazel,
are you awake or big faster? Are you awake on YouTube? Yo, Sellers, thank you so much
for the five gifted man
Danes here Basil is here on YouTube we got Basil on tube we got Dan on
Twitch I don't know if we have any we need to pick we need to pick some kick
dedicated mods like we like we have for Basil on tube I was thinking about
about that earlier today.
Oh, Justin time.
Okay, Justin times on kick.
All right, so this is what I'll do.
Make it easy.
Basil, I want you to pick 20 people.
I don't know how I what's the best way to do that.
That's the only problem
Don't start spamming nothing yet. I'm trying to think of a easiest way to do it
Yo, screw it. Thank you so much for the five gifted man
You gotta do it relatively quick because again we only got a little bit of time.
I got this alright Basil.
You got YouTube, Gifgav, 20 names, and then you do the same just in time for kick, except
it's 10 names, and then Dane do the same for YouTube.
Oh, I'm sorry, do the same for Twitch.
The growth rate 160 is so terrible
You're a primary we're almost prime. Oh shit. That's what he says
We got two of them small one and a big one
I think they saw us chase.
heard the bushes yeah we got plenty of food we're just gonna keep ambushing these
for a little bit until I'm prime once the food's gone we'll leave there's a
low raptor 73 almost there you're still slow as a t-rex oh yeah
Yeah, that was a game.
t-rex yes sir basil needs some help basil what you need sorry about what you
need I made you addicted to this game hell yeah there's no way to use dm would
this be easier if we just had everybody jump into the discord and do it
their discord if I get banned from paypal we are fistfighting you can always
just add well then you have to add a bunch of people you have to add 50 people on
steam shits me me we see what gab but I can do for gab
What's happening? We're trying to give away 50 copies of the game. It's just proven to
be pretty difficult. You can't message anyone on YouTube. You lose a skin if you die, yes.
no way to send them the key.
Should we just have everybody who wants an opportunity
to get a key or copy of the game,
go to the Discord and we just do it through Discord bot?
That might be the easiest way.
Zero incoming.
Got it, where from?
Where'd you see him?
south oh I saw the little guy
Yes, smiley face.
That bird's baiting everybody over too.
Alright, let's do that then.
Listen, if you guys want an opportunity to get a copy of the aisle, just go ahead and
jump in the Discord.
We're going to do it through the Discord bot there.
Um, Gav is gonna be able to set that up.
All you'll have to go to is the giveaway channel here, right there, and you'll see the giveaway
pop up, and you'll just have to react to it for a chance to get the copy of the game,
okay?
The easiest way to do it for us, and we'll be able to actually DM you.
Yo, Blake, thank you so much for the five gifted Gav.
Can we get that up so people are able to click on it please?
Thank you
Good luck everybody help everybody's react into the wrong ones. It's not up yet Chad is
All right, GAV has started it, react to the GAV one, and we'll do it through there, okay?
We're almost prime boys, okay, so I say we take another bite we get the hell out of
here.
What do you say?
We got all the stuff taken care of on my side.
He can move.
It's a fake gab.
That's good.
Well then gab will tell you guys when to react to the next one then.
Oh my gosh it was pregnant.
Doggy dog world.
oh number two all right well let's leave
discord just got crashed oh my god oh my god oh my god I never thought doing
giveaways would be so fucking hard. Holy shit.
Well, Jack, you've broken my discord.
You know, I'm starting to realize
how many of you motherfuckers are in here. You know what I mean? Like, moments
like this is
is when I realized that, like,
a Google got a little bit of motion
and I don't know how to handle it.
Our Discord might have actually just gotten deleted.
Well, I don't think so.
I can still see the Discord.
I think it might just be on your side.
But I still see it.
Yeah, I see I see him say we here
How much is the game at whenever it's full value jazz knew what 20 bucks
20 bucks are worse comes the worst if we got to push the to give a way back to whenever we can actually
Fundamentally do it give Gav some time. We'll just spend $20 per copy. Whatever or saving seven bucks a copy, which to be honest is a lot
Got you Zachy
hahahaha
alright
Mr. Bird can you please stop flying so close to us we gonna have a megs pack on us thx
get out of here bird
ya mother fucker
make the giveaway channel so only mods can start giveaways
i don't know why it isn't that way already
I'll have to do that.
I saw items Rex, it's fricking awesome man.
Do you add nightbot to YouTube?
You can run giveaways through the commands in chat.
Really?
I need to add nightbot to YouTube.
My bill to do that right now. Oh right there. You see him. Oh
Yeah, it's gonna be a nice kill
Yeah, thank you so much for the $20 super chat man, I appreciate you brother. I will add it to the list. Thank you man
Yeah, well I think we're gonna get full grown today hopefully we'll see
Where'd that guy go?
He's upping them bushes.
Sarah's over there fighting something as well.
Those carnows and that Sarah is still fighting.
He's up that hill tucked into the right.
No, he's not.
He must have looped out while we were coming up here.
I see a little one over there.
I don't know where he ran off to.
Too close to sink, don't go there.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, we found him!
I wonder if he's out of...
Yeah, he got him.
Weep!
We'll smell ya.
I want to go see where that Sarah's at, but also I just want to get out of this area.
Like, where are the big dogs?
I want to go somewhere where other people think they're the big dogs
You get into probably not
Probably not.
I just want to smoke Herbie's all day long.
All the big trikes and dibbles and stegos, as long as there's not a hundred of them,
I want to smoke them.
t-rex that is big I want to kill other than Adam I know I like I like the coin
system I like working towards getting more coins yeah thank you sir for the
$10 super chat what up big dog I got a question I'm physically disabled I want
get the streaming and stuff, but I've seen how community is is it really gives me that
drive to want to do the same.
Any tips?
Uh, yeah, man, the best thing I can tell you for, for streaming or just creating content
in general is short form is king.
That's how, you know, if you just go live, you won't grow.
If you just make YouTube videos, you won't grow.
But making short form content on Tik Tok, YouTube shorts and then converting that
to viewership.
Hopefully on your live streams, that's the best way to do it.
Our form is the only form of content right now that anyone can make something and do
well off of it.
Twitch is impossible to grow, YouTube is very difficult, Kik is impossible, unless you already
have somewhat of a community built up there.
Tell your mods to unban me on Discord, I was just messing around, smiley face emoji,
smiley face emoji, smiley face emoji.
I guess it actually you were you were gav for Jeff you fucking dumbass. Thank you for the 20 bro. Let's see if we can get you unbanned
Giveaways up boys gap just said the giveaway is up go react for a chance to get a copy of the aisle in the discord giveaway channel go go go
Yeah, Chase was for sure one that made a thread that goofball.
Thank you again man.
Yeah, more big dog guaranteed bang or stream today, which is more than I can say for said chat bit roasted of all board and hope dog
Oh, is okay. Thank you for the fiber, bro
We just hear a Sarah
Can't see anything we mean
A small raptor.
Oh, gotcha.
Put your sprint speed.
29.
Very slow.
Very, very slow.
A stego can run us down.
We're at the size of fight to the death pretty much anything that wants to try and fight us we got to fight it
Alright, we are less than a percent away from Prime, gentlemen.
Hell yeah.
Look at us bro. Come on! We're about to make it our first time!
They hide in no bushes. Well, no, we're still hiding in bushes, but it's to kill!
Not in fear, but in aggression.
No, I'm a female, he's a male.
Drake one called it Delta.
Yeah, I heard that.
I say we go clear this and then we walk Delta after.
Imagine being the same size IRL as you're dying out.
Well fuck you bud, how fuck are you?
Chase is like 80 something percent I believe.
This is a big boy.
BRB one minute.
that raptor is still following us is that still thundercock yep thundercock is
alive the root is alive we're doing great
I
Stop playing art
If they're not doing any updates man
If art starts pushing out updates, I'd love to play it again, but until it does then I'm not gonna play
Got my coffee we can hoe nice
I'm gonna text my wife my coffee should be here
Does she hate me?
Or blues having problems?
Pup's doing good.
You gonna pick cannibal?
Yeah.
Yes, I am
If I get the cannibal and I eat enough t-rexes to become an outcast will that change my skin
You can't pick can I mutt on this server? Oh, yeah, you told me that I forgot
Yeah, blue's gonna be all right just has that blup. See I'll be okay
Out of the door to the left too, Delta might actually be popping a little bit.
Big dibble in woods.
Yeah, I heard.
Unbelievable she said that she made coffee she made her own and she forgot to bring
be mine. Dad, do I get rid of her? Be honest.
I mean, inconscavable.
I'm fat.
Yo, thank you so much.
I don't think you can find another one though.
It's my leafy face.
Yeah, true.
Alright, thank you so much for the $50 Super Chat.
Man, we're doing great, bro.
Do it great. It's a beautiful day today, man
In front of us we're getting close
I'm fat might as well be a domestic
I think.
Top English.
I'm fat.
small sippy cup for a tiny jar of coffee has to wait. Come on, shut the fuck up!
Damn it, man!
Oh found him
I
Nice goodness gracious, I was trying to listen I just hear a coffee cup in the civic cup in your hands, motherfucker
Boom there it is I
I think the larger one got to run away
We have officially
For the first time ever
You have officially hit prime on our t-rex
Let's go
All right, what do you think? I feel like multi chambered lungs would be very good
Epidemol fibrosis
Yeah, what about the last one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what about the last one?
I think I'm gonna do multi chambered lungs maybe don't care about low health
you actually bleed damage doesn't matter feel more damage it's fine
I was helped slightly faster. I could have osteo is good vs rex
osteo
Resist reduce fracture. I mean this is really good for whenever we're fighting other rex's right
And whenever we're fighting what trikes
I think this might be what we want to do.
No, just...
Only VS Rex though.
Okay.
What do you guys think, osteo or multi chambered?
I'll see how we want to fight Rex's true. All right, let's do it
We are officially prime boys just two prom Rex's
hanging around
He's still so much larger than me
Oh, yeah, we got a role. We got a role. I'm 12 point one time
Well, which one's the big roar that I have to do
There's one I guess
Hold F1
Oh F plus one
would you be scared of us yeah give me look at us
not gonna lie we won't kill shit here anymore now you want to get out of here
all right let's go we got what we were looking for
A successful hunt?
Maybe we go take over the PvP spot.
Just have some ambushes over there, go hunt.
Whatever you think.
We can go there then, Delta.
Cool.
F plus right mouse button?
I love that sound like a trade bro.
Oh my god.
A little baby staggo.
Tell him before he's large.
That sounds like Hutch waking up in the morning.
Stiggo will come with two more friends in 5-H.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Oh, there's a little Dillow back there.
He's going to find that little baby Stiggo and eat his ass.
you prime now yes sir we are at the prime our first ever prime rex we made it boys after
10 plus hours of eating shit running away from shit fighting shit eating shit again
and run it away for more shit.
We've made it.
This is my never-
Come to me and bite my face.
Now press space.
Oh shit, sorry.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Am I fucking you up by doing this? Are you okay?
in our deep.
OK.
Oh, hey, so whenever that happens,
I press A or D in space and I go to the side of you.
And then what I do the little and then you crush.
Oh, that's actually so cool.
OK. All right.
Sounds good.
I'll say yours no more just say yours no more
Oh, bye, Belby.
Run, little Belby!
Oh!
We'll see you later.
Yeah, you guys get to keep that penguin it's patchy.
the smile patchy now.
Patriot, thank you for the three months man, great.
Thank you so much for the prize.
Don't have to thank you for the dinner.
Hello big dog.
Two things.
One, first off thank you for actually giving me proper advice.
Second, curious if it's possible for me to be able to tag along for the next aisle.
Grind, I'm new to the aisle.
Best thing I can tell you is, join Petite server, it's like, edit, whatever the fuck.
And you'll run into a bunch of different people on there, including me.
But let it be organically.
Don't come and find me, I'll kill ya!
Applications taken for the four months.
And things about for the thirteen.
The question, does your stomach on your dino last longer, within other species?
Also, where's that guy used to play with, the veteran?
Haven't heard about him in a while.
The guy used to play with, the veteran.
I used to play with.
What are you talking about?
Oh, Mickey! We played with Mickey just the other day!
So what happened was, me and Mickey played Allo. We got primed.
I entombed after I got to Prime Elder, grew him to prime,
and then we got killed by a pack of Five Mayas.
So right after I died, a T-Rex popped up.
I jumped on the T-Rex and then I met Chase in the swamp.
He chaperoned me for the rest of that stream, got on yesterday, played with Chase again and got on today.
That's typically how I play the Isleman.
Like, if I run into somebody, I try and finish the run with that person.
And once that run is finished, then I go and do other stuff.
The same reason we aren't playing with landmark ends, because I want to finish this T-Rex run.
to chase this is my compadre, you know?
I look at it kind of like...
I kind of look at it like a storyline, you know?
I gotta finish the story.
I can't cut the Shory Stort for myself or for you guys or for Chase.
If I got to see this through, I got to see that 100% or I got to see that you have died screen.
And my brain, like, I can't do anything else until I see that.
I got speech impediment. Congratulations, you're picking on the less fortunate mentally.
All right, congratulations, you're picking on a retard.
You feel good about yourself? You feel good? Hey!
Hey, you bullies! I hope you feel good about it!
We're going to save the Rex, yeah.
I want to get to the point like, my goal today is to play the Rex through until it
gets to a point where we're tired of playing it and then we'll store it and
probably go and grow aloe or carno I don't think I want to play raptor raptor
she's not are you more than 10.5 ton no 9.9
Dillow is weaker than a raptor.
Well, I gotta play something that's fast, fast paced.
After growing a T-Rex for three days I need something.
That gives me a little bit more.
A little bit more risk, a little bit more reward.
Yeah, we've already, we've already hit Primelder on Sarah.
We've hit it on Alo, we've hit it on Sarah, we're about to hit it on T-Rex.
I'm thinking Karno.
Maybe Karno.
Karno's boring?
Yeah.
The problem with Kardo is we can't like fight T-Rexes ever.
We can't fight Herbivore's really unless they're smaller than us.
They're just not, we're just picking on the less fortunate as Kardo.
That's literally what a Kardo is.
It's what the dino's built for is to pick on the less fortunate.
That's all.
And Raptors.
I really think it's like, our options is Raptor, Sarah,
Aloe.
Dillo's terrible, and Trudon.
Ooh, we could also do a Herrera, but that's again,
like, we're just waiting in trees.
Trash on me.
They are fast and have big group.
Yeah.
We'll do a Raptor.
I'm down.
I need to use the restroom really quick Chase give me two minutes I'm gonna go check on
blue and take his tinkle. I would be right the back of Chanta. Give me a moment. I want
Get in my backpack!
At the Dandy, yes.
We're lost.
We're alive!
At the Donbe it was a very long time ago.
It must have been a long time ago.
I mean, it's been a long time since we've had a meeting.
But we're not going to meet again.
I'm not sure if the meeting's going to end.
We're going to meet again.
We're alive!
At the gondia it was a draw, smiley face.
Big of a corner.
Hurry, why we hurrying?
Just in time, can you get Junker unbanned over on the Twitch please, thank you?
Shut up you little shit!
Yo dookie! Thank you so much for the 5 gifted man.
The oddity is here, bullshit.
No, guys, doggies who made this fucking game.
That's the big dog.
Yo, floating, take him to the 10-gifted man, field, take him to the front.
He is here.
Bullshit!
Bullshit hello! Oh my god. Well, hello there sir. Good day and good sir. May I just say
that this version of the Isle is by far the most fun version I have ever played in the
last three years I've been playing the game. Also this server is...unfucking believable.
Called Petit, Petit, Petit, Petit the Pataba, Petit the Tuba. What's it called? Oh it's
Unbelievable man. If you haven't looked into it, dude, it's they they gotta figure it out
They got a lot of really really cool systems that brings so much depth to the game
But I love I love how the new map is many all to the great job
You did a great job
Look at the Donde! Hey Retro, can you mind holding my cock with your mouth and shutting the fuck up?
I like the New South Plains, I think this area is cool. You bitch-ass.
I'll do it! I'm a volunteer in Stripio-
Now I'm being serious, I like this area, I think this area is cool.
Water soon?
We don't gotta worry about water no more.
We go anywhere we want to drink, on other dinosaurs it's like a little sketchy, not anymore.
For us, we just go everywhere.
We go anywhere we please.
We want to drink water, we go to a pond, we don't care about the dinosaurs.
Let's check the arena.
Does it eventually get boring at the stage?
Yeah.
Yeah, this is the point when, you know, it's funny, man.
A lot of people, like, at this point, they're excited to start playing.
For me, I like the younger stages and, like, whenever it's scary, whenever I reach the
apex predator stage it does get a little slow but it's just one fight bro that's
what's cool about this game one fight and it's all over and we're gonna be
picking fights with everything so we'll die at some point that's for sure
what's something gonna be hopping back on some it's on his on his GTA grind
I don't know if I even can get him off that game. He's been loving it.
Yo, I won a key congratulations done.
Now when we find other T-Rexes chat, it's the same thing.
Crush.
Crush move out.
Correct?
I'm a grown man playing a grown man.
No, I'm
You don't see what I'm doing over here. I'm a grown man playing a grown dino. Leave me alone
Let me scratch my tism in peace
We'll play with Nick tonight
Pat eat pet eat got it at eat
I have to give him the $14 to be jet head eat
Artisms must be fed now them damn it. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh
The pig
Good for you, Bolly. Keeping it low calorie. Bolly said he's eating two big arches, two
large fries, and a large soda. Keeping it small. I respect it. Where's the apple pies?
Where's the snack wrap yo, can I say something if I say something and I'm gonna offend at
least one person saying this so if you've went to a protest recently I wouldn't watch
the channel right now where I might offend you the snack wraps that we currently are
being given from McDonald's is an absolute tragedy from what they used to be I don't
know what they did to those snack wraps. Those snack wraps used to be the greatest thing
that has ever graced this world. When they announced that snack wraps were coming back,
I tweeted at McDonald's in excitement. I couldn't contain the excitement, but they fucked it
up. They picked it up in broad daylight and they scratched it. And that's on Joll.
I hate them.
There's two tragedies that have happened in the fast food world.
The snack wrap from McDonald's and the Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. I don't know
what they did to both of those
but both of them have been just destroyed.
There ain't no one in the arena chase there ain't nobody here nobody got the cajones
Nothing here he bells
Taco Bell's fudge and panada is fire
Can I tell you something? I love the Taco Bell that they took away. Let's go rock-pond and then three those love ghost taco supreme
I miss it. I love
Can you shut up
But it was like a burrito and it had Fritos in it and it was rice Fritos, queso and ground
beef I think or whatever it was.
Those were fire and it's gone now.
And whoever took it away I will find you and I will kill you in game in the game
of the Isle.
breaking well they might be a thing where you're at but my shit don't have
it what's that right there oh it's a dello we ain't ever catching that guy
Got it. Sending now, Gav. Just send it to yourself!
I kind of get a feeling that Skyrim used to be your favorite game.
Oh yeah, bro.
Skyrim Elder Scrolls games are my favorite games of all time. Skyrim, Oblivion...
I can't play Skyrim anymore.
Chad, I've played it through.
All the way through on every character.
Did everything.
Let's go Rockpond and Delta.
Okay, I had to scroll up, see where you wanted to go.
Am I going the right way, Chase?
Yep, standing now, Gav.
Now you are all right
Yeah, I've done it all I mean hell I even
Did the vampirism quest line which somehow is a longer quest line than any quest line that has ever been a quest line than any of
Elder Scrolls game ever I
I swear, dude, that quest line pissed me off.
Like, it was just never ending.
Never ending, if you know you know.
Cali, thank you so much for the 20 gifted subs over on Twitch.
I appreciate you. Welcome everybody to the community.
Sora, thank you so much for the 5 gifted over on Twitch.
Thank you guys. Thank you for the love.
Thank you, everybody, for the love.
And then I also did one-
Like, can I be real too?
The DLC with the vampires?
Like the big vampires,
where you like transform into like that crazy one?
That DLC sucked.
I'ma be real.
I know a lot of people will call me crazy for that.
I thought that that DLC sucked ass.
Gaungard, yeah.
Terrible.
It looked cool, but it sucked.
Yeah, the werewolf quest was so much better.
You thought it was great?
Hey.
Agreed to disagree, my friend.
What are we doing now?
looking for other t-rexes we find a t-rex we're smoking them unless it's Adam if
it's a blue t-rex we will not attack any other t-rex were smoking his shit Adam
gets the pass
Yeah, we're primed.
I won the giveaway, thank you.
Congratulations, Ruff.
Enjoy.
Enjoy the game, man.
All I gotta say is Dondee better love me.
The amount of money I made that motherfucker, shit.
You can kiss me on the lips, we'll call it even.
The buddy sent me the money to tell you thank you for unlocking my Tism and showing me this game you the petite god hudge.
I appreciate that man. Hey buddy, I said he's a real one.
We got food in here?
God, I'd love for there to be other T-Rex in here.
Hey, you guys friendly?
Agh!
Shut up!
Agh!
Oh, no.
Food we got over there anything big no. I'll grab this one over here. Oh
We got a nice little meal right here close up
Oh, yeah, you're dead son. Yeah, we'll see you later
of
What's this?
A bunch of T-Rexes.
or not you're actually sorry but the car knows
at dillo's just murk and all of them
your congratulations everybody on one of the keys
stupid opinions are like but holds
they all smell like shit
so does yours
shut up
there's a big red x button top right
avoid and click on that shit
yeah same t-rex
absolutely bro enjoy the game man
Let's go HL and Delta nothing here.
Alrighty.
Let's go through this way to the right.
Purple.
No kill of Jason to homie this guy is one of the best Sarah players ever
Y'all remember purple
It's the guy who talked he was like he said man you guys are big and his name is purple
Those who are here again. I don't boys. I got a memory
All right, let me let me move this up a little bit so you all can see the chat
Well, we moved it up like right here. Is that gonna be asked for you guys or no? I
Think no matter where we move it. It's gonna be asked
Maybe I'll just move it like right here so you can see the most recent chats.
But Purple is one of the guys who played on my server.
He's a Sarah player who's really, really, really good.
Me and him 1v1'd and he murdered me.
I'm telling y'all, y'all think I'm lying.
I remember y'all.
You playing the game?
I run into you one time.
I'll remember you forever.
No you don't want me to go top right.
I use the top of my screen a lot whenever we're hunting through bushes.
You won't be able to see what I see.
right here is good.
Well, game did we first meet then.
Avatar?
It wasn't Daisy.
I see it, Thieves.
Not Isle.
It was something like a long time ago.
I don't think I met you on GTA, did I?
Was it?
It wasn't Tarkov, was it?
It was something goofy. It was like, uh, it was Daisy.
Daisy the...
Is it Daisy in the malls we met?
Inside of that military compound
Whenever I was blowing people up with grenades by putting them in the furnaces
It was either that or we met in that basketball court area next to the water on the malls, I'm pretty sure
All dude it was awesome there was like on the malls
I would find grenades, and then I'd run in and there'd be like six people trying to survive
They were they were all freezing to death, and I don't know what's up guys
I throw a grenade in the furnace and I'd run out and be like oh who was that guy boom
Yo lucky taking for the five gifted man anonymous taking for the fiver so does always remember as an elephant yeah
Yeah, I'm kind of like an elephant
No, Chase isn't 100, but he's close.
He's probably like upper 80s.
Looks like Chase might be at the point of he can't get grabbed, period.
Bottom right, you can't see my stomach, nor my stamina.
That's probably the worst place to put it.
bottom middle so you want me to put it on top of the dinosaur yeah that's a
great idea guys it's fine where it's at
Where is everyone? Oh, they're around. They're just all hiding because they hear a stomping.
Again, it's the only problem with playing T-Rexes is we're really just looking for other T-Rexes and herbivores.
Which is good because whenever we kill something, we're killing things that have been growing for hours.
Like, you've spent six hours getting to the point where you're at and we're going to kill you.
We're not killing people who are 30, 45 minutes an hour into their runs.
They're just too fast.
Oh, we're going to start hiding where our footsteps are.
That's smart.
What does mud do? Mud helps disguise your footsteps so you see like in the ground we're not leaving
those big ass, big ass paw prints so whenever we're hunting people aren't gonna see those
paw prints as they're walking up from behind us it also helps the bleeds so if
we get attacked by a group of raptors the bleed isn't going to absolutely shred us
like they usually would it will still suck but it won't suck as bad
yeah we'll stop it as well like a stealth coding
What percent are we?
We are 77%.
What kill a full grown Rex?
Another Rex, Stagos, Big Trikes.
Pretty much.
Raptors if they're really good
Well, it's because we have the mud and we're so large like even a full grown raptor would would cause not that much of a bleed on us
Yeah, we're prime we've been growing this thing for ten and ten and a half hours almost 11 hours
Scares me the most is a full grown rex another group of full grown rexes sitting in bushes
or a large group of stegos running us down and like yesterday we almost died.
We were getting hunted by three full grown stegos and Chase got brought down to like 6% blood
and they almost killed him but luckily I was able to jump on the last one so there was three
of them.
Me and Chase broke two of their legs with our left hold attack and then the last one
was running at Chase and I pounced on him and broke his leg so we were able to save
ourselves oh my gosh avatar I do remember that the pumpkin patch Tanner
thinking for the sub over on the tube
You want to watch the clip from yesterday chase give me one second they want to watch
us almost die yesterday I got you
So, it was towards the end of the stream, where is this?
Is this today?
No, this is yesterday.
I
Was it after the leg break
Oh, maybe if that thing comes up here come on come come see it. I thought it's just come down
This is yesterday
The third one's coming in.
Now this is before we hit Prime.
Now we'd probably be able to fuck these guys up.
This is a bad exchange for Chase.
He's about to bust up on that one.
Two of them broken legs, only one left without broken legs.
All three broken legs, we're good.
you motherfuckers we'd be able to kill them now I think we're at like 68% during
that 69 but those guys will never we were like starving to death they were in
next to Delta and they prevented us from being able to eat
Yeah, they literally, oh no, it was a different group.
Oh, okay, so it was another three man of stegos.
A raptor's fun to play.
Right now they're pretty, they're fun to play, yes, but they're pretty weak.
Right now the big ones to play is Rex, Allo and Sarah.
Those are the best carnivores in the game currently.
No purple.
No.
Not on my Rex.
I'm playing my Rex like a pussy.
I'm not good enough on Rex yet.
But we were playing Sarah or Allo.
I'm in.
So it's good to see you, man. Hope you've been doing good.
Now we can die to a trike as well, a group of trikes.
Do I like shots on Herrera?
It's like asking me if...
I like punching myself in the dick. No, nobody likes shots on Herrera.
That guy just sits above a pond and fucks your day up all day long
Yo, I'm happy about that dude. I'm glad you're enjoying it, man
anyone drinking water
I know water drinkers
Harara one shot your full grown and tuned raptor to their their sons of bitches men
why do you think listen there's a reason why I let every other dino eat off my
kills other than Harara's if you are Harara I'm gonna kill you if I can't
Every single time I hate you
Mickey said that's a big lie you'd never let anyone touch your food shut up Mickey
Chad, is it bad I kind of want to play Allo again?
I'm just trying to think of what I want to play after this Rex.
Solo is so much fun.
Sarah's fun, but Sarah's are just loud.
Raaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
RIP Bobby Murda, RIP Bobby Murda.
Yeah, that's another bad thing like dude.
Kinda is my-est.
I don't know if there's-
This is a good spot for a solo rex.
Oh, camping this bridge?
Yeah, you dirty bastard, you.
Oh, yeah, you had some mo-ke people coming through here.
Michael Digger for the Fiverr.
Well, it depends. It depends, Michael.
You know? Michael said,
Yo, Hutch, 3-2, batter just got off an up and in heater.
What's your next pitch? My kids are excited to hear that you play baseball.
Um, it depends, right?
Like, if you're asking high school, Hutch, I'm challenging them again with the fastball.
But if you're asking pro ball, I'm throwing against the Dominican guy who's going to put
my baseball 700 feet deep dead center.
It depends on the pitch sequence ahead.
If I got ahead with fastballs and his swing is behind, then I'm going to keep challenging
him.
and that foul ball was 450 feet foul I'm going I'm going slider hit it there it
is slider low and away but in the strike zone something like that just depends
man it depends on what the sequencing was to get to the point where I was or
to get to that point in the adab
Your PayPal just got paid?
Oh no.
You see Judge go 0-5 yesterday?
Like judge is gonna have a rough year just because he is been absolutely
Destroyed this offseason and he has a lot of pressure on him now
Y'all listen that the getting over that mental like everybody thinks I suck it's difficult man
But that was a player just a tree
Fastest fastball ever through 100.7 some would say that's 101 I say it's a hundred point seven
All right boys, let's hope we can get some big dogs over here.
level of ball in an actual season team low way but I got to double A camp in
spring training that's the highest level I got to my crew was plagued with
injuries I was lucky to have one in my seven years of playing or six years of
playing I had one healthy year my entire time playing I had a three-owner
collateral ligament tears tore my hamstring tore my meniscus pulled an
oblique with a small tear, labrum tear, rotator cuff tear, that's what pretty much ended my
career. I had some other back problems mid-season in low A, took a hundred and six comebacker
to the heel which fractured my heel. Pretty unlucky, it's part of it though. A comeback
or means I threw a fastball to a hitter and the hitter hit it directly at me at 106 miles
an hour and I couldn't dodge it and it hit me.
And I didn't, I didn't hit pro baseball, I only pitched.
Make my last year in like high school baseball, I got drafted both as a pitcher and as a
I got drafted in the sixth round to the Brewers as a hitter, but turned it down and then I got drafted.
They only gave me 125 and then I got drafted in the 12th round by the Mets for 360,000.
I took that, but hindsight, I should have went to college.
100%. I should have went to Mississippi State.
If baseball was how it is now for college where you can actually make money,
money that's all I care about you know the younger adult I would have I would
have went to college
I know believe it or not chat I'm not very smart you know that's where I just
did not want to have to go to school I hate taking tests
hate school in general. Fuck that.
There's a rotten.
We got some food over here to the left. I kind of want to go look at it.
That's a pretty large Sarah right in front of us right in front of us.
Stay up.
got his ass
rex
rex where?
near sink
Big one hold on lock in Northwest
I don't see him I don't see him easy big more north for you
I
Killed us
How close is he, Chase?
He ran away.
Oh, he ran?
Oh he ran
How big do you think he was?
Sixty maybe
Oh damn that would have been a nice kill
Do we want to go try and hunt him down?
yes let's go eat up let's go hunt this son of a bitch
we're faster than he is he won't be able to run away from us
Oh he was going this way
No, he went that way
Yeah, we're big dogs yeah, we're friends
probably people are watching across platforms we got round 14
That's made around like two three clock. That's whenever I usually jumps
There he is
You kill him he got him he got him
here's a question do we eat him wait I
don't get points for that fuck I should
bit them once no I kind of want that like cannibal trait though if I start
eating Rex's can I get the cannibal trait
yeah I can't get can I on this server but I can get outcast how do you get
outcast you need to kill a lot of them oh god well we can bait the shit out of
this guy how many how many coins did you get for that kill you probably got a
a good amount. I would have bit him one time we would have got him. That's another Stega.
Not very big though. Zero coins. Smiley face. Oh you got zero. Damn. Alright well I didn't
missed out on anything though good another t-rex down I want a big one I think
he was too small I want to I want to monstrous t-rex how long is that that
guy four hours five hours we just took away from that t-rex is like they it
takes forever bro so even though we're like 6h that's six hour grow that we
just took from that guy oh that staggo is probably like three
want to stay here or move to Delta yeah turtle I appreciate you man I said we
moved to Delta because we're only just gonna keep killing small guys here I
I think if we're gonna see anything that's large it's gonna be while we're cruising not while we're camping
And now lower Sarah just got a really good start
I just like how he said in the chat well
Well, no, a smaller Rex is slower than us.
They don't have that boost and there's their speed.
Once you're, once you're at that guy's spot, other than being literally a baby, it's the
most vulnerable spot you are as a Rex because you're not, you're too big to run away and
you're too small to do any damage to another Rex.
So you're literally just like, hoping, praying that you don't run into one of us.
And when you do, ooh, Irby's, when you do, it's just GGs.
You don't come to HL as 50% Ricks.
No, that's a gamble.
He was probably starving.
He had to have been.
You're huge and your dino is pretty big as well.
Thanks bro.
The little fuck.
mud lasts until we go into water and swimmer it rains.
What is HL Highlands?
Just spawn location.
I did I saw the mutation Adam got the frickin blue skin it looks awesome
Uh, I have a sand, a sand mutation where if a sandstorm comes, which is like an event
that zeroes out your water and it kills you, it doesn't hurt me at all.
And I have a specific skin that shows that.
We're waiting here one Herbie call just a couple people talking there it is all we
needed that's close are these the same stegos from yesterday lock in boys
Or was that a was that a dibble or a try
Dibble
The right the other bushes now
That's a big one from what it sounds like.
Chase is so monstrous. Holy shit.
Where are you?
They were like right here, no?
Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
They were right here just a second ago.
Oh.
Sarah's.
Sarah's Southeast.
So many things around us.
Just gotta lay eyes on somebody, that's it.
We lay eyes on somebody and smoke them.
Those Saras ate that T-Rex.
Oh, there's a bunch of food directly in front of us.
It looks like where they were calling from.
Now you can see the blood, not the blood, the mud has washed off of us.
Storm is good for us, it'll help mask our steps.
We can really sneak up on people.
This is how we got our entire aloe broken in half, was there the big storm and a wreck
snuck up on us and ambushed us.
here he is
Touchtips, Touchtips.
Shake him around, shake him around, let him know who's boss, watch this shit!
SHIT!
SHUT THE HELL OFF!
No, we don't want to do the roar, there's herbivores around we want to kill.
That's the ultimate prize.
These little guys, they just keep the stomach at 100.
We want the big ones.
We want the seven, eight, nine hour growers.
That's what we want.
The hunt continues.
They're around here.
You just gotta find them.
I
Will go that way chase to start
Don't you do anything for another 47 minutes, okay replay thank you for the prize
What percent 78 78.5
You have a plan to overeat in this game just like IRL.
What the fuck is going on in the YouTube chat?
Hey, little piece of shit.
Screw you, man.
Well, thank you so much for the 16 months.
Same Rex, same Rex.
Just saw a little Sarah, there he is right there.
As what you call a speedy Rex that is the same
That is the size of a Rex that you can't catch up to
You know how the last one we were faster than that's the other and that's the size of the Rex that you can still run away from everything
You see how now his footprints are showing since he doesn't have the mud?
Oh yeah.
There they are.
Let's find them Chase.
Come on bro.
Come on!
Let's kill them.
Let's kill those little herbivore motherfuckers!
Wait, is that Pac then?
No, the Pac is us cause the bird, bird, get the hell outta here!
Get out of here bird!
Shoot!
If somebody give me a shotgun, let me take this bird out with it real quick.
I'll give it back, I promise.
Oh, hell yeah, duck, enjoy it.
Yo, Grash, thank you for the love, man.
We got something.
And now we missed it.
Sarah.
Oh, got you.
Dibbles are close though.
Yeah, dibbles are very close.
Ice peeled, boys.
Yeah, I was right. Thanks so much for 500 biddies
I'm reading here in the moment. I'll find these fucking Divils
I want to check this area over here, okay so if you want to keep looking that way we'll
link back up at the end of the hill
Where are these sons of bitches?
What?
I think I'm blind, it's my leaf face.
Where the hell are they?
I gotta be up in a bush.
There's no way they're up on this hill, right?
What?
That's in front of us.
You see this big hill-esque of us.
Yeah.
You think they're on top of it?
There is a nesting spot there.
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Can they knock us over on our side? I feel like that's-
Chris, maybe they are there
Not sure though
Uhhhhhhhhhh
They're checking out
Naughty Bills are food now
Yeah
Do you think they're up on this hill above us?
Don't go there.
It's gonna take us 30 minutes to get there in one age to get down.
uh...
food's here, nice
thank you baby
huh?
yup
damn it man
damn dibbles
well, there goes all that food
FUCK!
hold on Chase, I've made a mess
let's go Delta
Yeah, give me a moment.
I've now made a mess, Chase.
I better clean it up before my wife comes back in here, she'll start slinging insults
or lap pugs, one or the other, either way it ain't gonna be good for me, there's a
piece of chicken on my damn mic arm!
Oh shit, this ain't good.
Pack of tridons.
Yeah.
Well.
Come to water.
All righty.
and you guys don't care about anyone else other than me one down good job chase
Nice chase.
This is fucking terrible.
There we go.
I can see now, pussy.
Congratulations, y'all attacked us and lost four people.
Anyone else?
I
Like clean up this fucking mess you piece of shit
The bird's dead.
RIP the bird.
Alright.
My mess has been cleaned up.
Sorry about that everyone.
Well if I hope the Trudons after their 30 minute grow have fun dying instantly.
I hope it was worth it
Karno's fun Karno is a baby killer like
When you're playing Karno and it's smaller than you it's easy to kill if it's larger than you you have no chance
Although Karno's are well you have a chance, but you know what I'm saying
And you're playing Karnos, Karnos are, a lot of people look at them and they're like
oh they're really big, they should be able to kill everything else that's really big.
But in reality Karnos are literally just glorified baby killers, that's it.
Yeah, and kill Saras.
But Saras can kill so much more, including Karnos, a good Sarah player, than Karnos can
kill.
Now you're playing Karno, you're killing Raptors, Dillos, and Saras.
You're playing Sarah, you're killing all of the same things that Karnos are killing,
but also herbivores.
I like playing dynos that I can truly kill anything.
Ooh!
What was that?
Hello.
Hmm.
I love you when we're gonna fight three alos
Hopefully soon and you can one
Man I love fuck yeah, I'm making alo my bitch
Just gonna find them man. I want to get a good fight soon
Blue's doing great, bro. Thank you for asking use RMB plus alt
Got it
When will I be joining the bald man gang? Uh, never. I have a full head of hair. Got a lion's mane. Huh. Bald? But never imagine it.
Well, the way my fake account set up, my credit account, my debit account...
No, I'm sad.
Maybe next decade.
Business in the front for closure. No for closure in the front business in the back. That makes no sense
Thank what you're trying to say is foreclosure in the front party in the back
Into that I say fuck. Yeah. Oh fuck. Yeah
We're on the prowl!
We're going to find somebody, Chad, I'm telling you.
Hopefully sooner than later.
Ivarma? Yes, sir.
The more dino's the better baby.
them all in. Oh yeah Chase is a monster. Am I eating green beans and rice and chicken?
Sounds healthy? Yeah. Playing my wife.
to me I'd be eating the big arch right now God I'd love big arches
At 15 underscore Italian underscore QC hello there god.
What about onions?
I'd rather die.
Fuck onions bro.
If you eat onions, fuck you.
I'm making a fucking mess.
I hate onions, bro.
My-my-my-my-my-my mama said onions are the devil.
Bro, it's insane to hear you guys talk about how much you love onions.
Oh my god, I'd rather die.
Chicken, if there's big herbivores by Delta, jump twice.
Oh, fuck yeah, buddy.
Sounds good.
Thank you for the information.
Good luck on your travels.
Oh, is he one calling near the Herbys? Oh shit.
I
Kind of fucked you, but I apologize wait wait wait wait wait wait I forced him I forced them spare him
I'm sorry! That's on me! I'm sorry!
He's a nice chicken, I swear!
My bad, my bad. Sorry, Gally.
I'm sorry!
I just like getting people bad, I swear, I'm even thinking about it.
up it was a wreck so what does that mean ups it was a wreck oh he just ain't he
in oops who the fuck spells oops you PS it's oh oh PS you crackhead
ups well ups some bitch
Germans and Australians do. He's fucking Australian. I can already tell. Are you an Australian?
No. Are you a German?
No.
Are you European?
Yes.
Haha!
You better not be French, are you French?
No.
Are you...futch?
No.
Shit.
Are you Swede?
Are you a Swede?
no shit are you swede are you a swede
no
shit Danish
or Irish
no and no
Damn, what the fuck is you, man? I didn't even know there was that many countries in Europe.
A lot of food over here.
I'd be sanctuary though, there's a lot of food over there.
What do you think?
You want to go left mystery man, or you want to go across?
Oh, we're going across.
Look at what I see.
Look at that down there.
Alright boys, here we go.
You want to spar with it and I'll bite it in the ass, is that the plan?
Got Saras here as well.
You can kill it solo now.
Huh, they're less.
we go for the ass bike all right
Excuse me, Chase.
Good kill, big dog, good kill.
Really good kill.
The seros are like, you guys took our kill.
I saw the halo on the bridge, I saw him.
I don't know here as long.
Just one alo.
Oh, he'll love just a hair.
Where's my points?
I got 300 coins for that kill.
W's in a chat.
300 on a board.
Those Carnos took out those Saras.
We now have a total on this run only.
We have made 750 PP coins.
750, chat.
What are those so what's really cool about the server is is that it has an entire like
economy built into the discord.
You can grow dinos and you can sell them to an auction house or you can kill players
in game and get awarded points depending on coins depending on what type of dino they
are and how hard they are to kill.
And then you can use those coins to buy 60% dinos instead of having to do the baby growth
stage.
You can skip that and start at 60.
Or you can buy a skin for your dino.
You can sell your dino with a rare skin and get a bunch of coins as well.
Here, let me pull it up for you guys.
Let me show you.
show you what I'm talking about. Putin where you at? There you is. Check this shit out boys. Pretty cool.
I'm loading into the mainframe. This is what it looks like. This is the live option that is
currently happening right now for the server. So like let's say we want to buy this allosaurus,
right? It shows that the minimum bid is 50. I can start it or I'm sorry the start is 1200,
the highest is 1200. And then the auction is 14 days long. This is for the EU server. So like,
let's say we wanted to buy it. I don't know what this is going to leak. I'm going to hit X.
But you can buy it. Like right now there's a T-Rex that we can buy right now,
son of the dune. That's a 60% growth rate or a 60%er with the skin son of dune. We can buy
this. We could be playing a T-Rex at 60% right now. The server is called Petite. Just go
to unofficial and type in P-E-T and it will come up. There are 400 slot servers. I will
tell you don't stream snipe you will get banned r.i.p chicken man it's not a good
idea but just come and join come play have fun man so it's a good spot don't
ruin the fun for yourself by stream sniping though we can go north now we
are full-on food herb by players like to grow there let's do it bro on once
It just makes you feel good, doesn't it?
doesn't it just make you feel good a little bit like we just aura far oh shit
we're on the hunt no herbivore safe no herbivore safe
Oh, you can hear that call from a long way.
We just killed somebody.
Go back in the pod, Justin.
We just killed a humongous trike.
strike. It was probably like a seven to eight hour grow. We just took about seven to eight
hours away from that player. Oh, that was a prime. If you couldn't pin it, so it was
a prime. So how long do you think that grow was from him? I'll hit up to here in
a moment you know we're just
chilling right now. No that was
12 hour grow. What? 10 hours.
Oh we just took 10 hours from
that guy. Oh my god.
I love T-Rex. Listen it was a pain to get here gentlemen.
But now we're here and I'm lovin' it.
Yeah, we're not kill- we're not fatherin' killin' the other small six hour, five hour growers.
We want the tens. We want the twelfths.
We want the dogs that's gonna hurt a little bit after we kill them.
Better T-Rex? What is that over there?
Look right on that beach. What is that?
Oh, it's uh, Sarah the full full size Sarah a
Big ol son bitch
If we're swimming, if we ain't swimming, there ain't shit he can do.
are you 10.5 ton?
Yeah, 11.6 is also, I think, a full grown
aloe in front of us.
A prime aloe.
Yeah, you can swim.
Yeah, prime aloe in front of us.
Oh, I can't swim.
Really?
All right, there you go.
I can swim with the crop.
Sarah is in front of us.
I ain't worried about no raptor.
I
Scared the shit out of this guy
Shut the hell up!
Come on!
Oh, that was so awesome.
He's stuck up right behind those guys, they had no idea.
Look at that, Sarah, hiding behind the rock over there, you see him?
You want to cross the water, I go left, you go right and try and kill the Sarah?
he's right there behind that rock
oh he ran
on my stomach bleaking that means i'm like uber full
Oh, don't get grabbed by a dinosaur kiss, little Sarah.
Oh!
The dinosaur kiss whiffed it!
No!
Oh, he's running.
We can go through the gate.
I see who's gonna bite this shit out of me real quick.
I can bait him in this channel, we'll kill him.
Lucky doggy!
Got to give me ride again with my Kentucky waterfall.
You don't like it?
somebodies about to get their shit scared out of them
I
Missed out on you lucky duck
oh ho ho ho ho ho loki loki loki
He might be dynasty food here soon
You heard something in the bushes and went for it not thinking it was gonna be me and I missed
Careful here.
skill too probably that alo probably
We murked that stego.
How many kills?
We've got a lot.
What is that?
Okay.
Car nose.
Oh, you think someone was safe logging?
Or someone's sitting next to this food.
Yeah, we both chopped that up.
It's a little baby anyway, you guys.
We're looking for the big dogs.
Is that the island where Adam got his skin?
This is the Ceylon Furtide.
Got it dude.
You gotta swim off.
Fucking far away, huh?
Let me look at the map real quick.
I just want to see what this looks like.
So this is... where am I?
Okay, so if you want that cool skin that Adam got you got to come right here. You got to go here
Got it
No, you gotta do it before 50 and we already have a we already have a skin
It's not the coolest but it's mine
You can get it all from their discord
You keep the skin until you die.
You go to their discord, you go to bot commands and you have to be a Patreon and you're
able to use the map but you can also there's other things like you can open
up tab and hit asset location and there's a free map you can use on just
Google if you wanted to use that as well how much you think this T-Rex can sell
for right now brown probably 6,000 coins right Chase you think we could
probably sell these T-Rexers for 6k coins if we wanted to.
Seven to ten. Seven to ten thousand because we have the cool skin.
This server has its own player economy, kinda like Tarkov,
uh... in terms of having the like little
marketplace dictated and and ran by players
so by growing dinos especially sought after once in the cell and you can acquire
coins
you can use those points to buy other dinos uh... all at sixty percent
for skins for your dinos
uh... you can also get the coins by killing players
You can also get the skins by killing players in the game and other things.
Going surviving storms, you know, there's a bunch of different things you can do to get
skins or to get coins.
There's something called the outcast which means someone who's like killing a bunch of
babies gets labeled as an outcast by killing the outcast you get coins.
It's really cool man.
Come on punk bitch! no we ain't scared of you, we ain't scared of you at all!
Yeah, I know that hurt.
I know that hurt bitch. Yeah stay on the deep water you learn you learn
get it like that
Yeah, it's always good like I'm happy that dinosaurs are finally getting punked by something,
you know?
Like stegos making somewhat punked dinosaurs, but T-Rexes, they actually scare them and
And I like that.
What happened?
Did you get grabbed a little bit by?
I might have broke his leg. I thought he died. I was about to get so excited
This game has proc chat you can look at Bosch's server posh merchant he has a proc chat isle server
he's low now I'm surprised I didn't grab him and like crush him I fun sitting
in the water pitch boy have fun sitting in the water yeah we'll see you
later well we're heading over to the
north lake right now I'm gonna take a
gander I think
I
Just salt water when I drink this
Must be starving? I don't know.
Open the door!
We gave away 50 keys this morning.
I gotta make sure you're here in the morning here early 10 a.m. EST
I heard that to chase I don't know what that was
How you do saltwater crock by drinking fresh and saltwater and emptying out the water?
I think it's like three times and then you can get the saltwater mutation where you
can swim around in saltwater and it'll be fine.
Or you can drink salt water as a crocodile and be fine.
You can also get that mutation on herbivores and some carnivores as well.
That's four times, got it.
That's very easy on Croc.
There's a spawn now and like swamps and it's literally just like a beach away.
easy. Dude I'm doing great man we finally hit Prime on our T-Rex after 11 hours. We're
punking everything, killing everything that we can get our hands on, our small little hands.
just doing well.
Favorite dino to play?
My most confident dino is the Sarah.
What I have the most fun playing on as of right now is probably the Allo.
The Allo is a pretty fun play.
Raptor is really fun, but not very strong at the moment.
Carno has its things, it's good about it and bad about it.
I've really enjoyed the T-Rex like man, Braxton's been a lot of fun.
It's a slow burn like getting from point A to point B, but I like to sneak it up on people
and just destroying them.
It's like when you play League of Legends and you're like 5,000 gold ahead of everyone
else and you're just murdering.
And I also enjoy, although it's slow, I enjoy the grow on T-Rex, I enjoy running
away in fear from everything, getting to the point where you're just mobbing everyone.
You're playing league right now? Hell yeah.
What are you playing league?
Chad, what are you guys playing league?
What's everyone's lane? Lane and character, if you do play.
top and bruisers jungler oh you're a sat main
I bet you are enjoying the shiv update at characters freaking broken.
Just built in hard steel.
Top Teemo, die.
Die end game, die.
Listen if you play Teemo top or you play what's her name, what's that bitch's name?
Vayne Top, I hate you.
i want you to die in game and i hope you do nothing but lose lp for the rest of your life
You'll be paying attention, Karnaugh.
A little snack for the road, a little snack for the road.
How's your one week ban on League?
Shit.
Stupid.
Such as soft bitches that's who runs league or at least does the band system for league I
Had an 80 carry that went 0 and 24 and called her a tard and got a forward or three-day verbal ban
That's a horseshit
I just call people dogs. I don't get banned for calling people dogs not yet. I do dog
Now don't say bully hutch
Don't you you do not play in my league of legends game and go 0 and 24 and have the
expectations of not being
shit talked in the chat absolutely not at any point in that 0 and 24 you have
the opportunity of literally sitting and spawn or under tower it's at that point
when you're 0 and 7 oh and 8 oh and 9 bro you can make that decision because you
are worthless to everyone on the team including yourself and that specific
game just stop playing you'll do more doing nothing than doing what you're
currently doing in giving both.
I'll take ketchup mechanic is insane bro am I talking to a brick wall she was oh or he
was oh in 26 what is catching you up brother what is catching you up obviously they don't
No, because they're all in 26!
What am I talking to right now?
Something, there's an aloe on the other side of this door.
Evening hot, evening good evening good sa.
Good evening good sa.
I'm not bronze.
I'm a respectable rank.
Gold one.
gold one basically grandmaster
oh yeah this is a good spot to grow on rex
oh okay now I suck at league why do you think I talk shit I'm terrible
oh
Is it where we died on our rex?
We got snipe by that Maya.
Skeens gave up 5 runs and got 2 outs on his outing.
Let's hope he's not hurt
Let's hope that USA game didn't hurt him
What was his Velo was his Velo up or down a regular what was it?
Normal we just had an off day
The centerfielder dropped two outs.
Oof! Oof!
I don't get you! I don't get you.
I'll tell you a story. Tim Tebow started playing for
the New York Mets whenever I was there. And
there was a pitcher. It was a career minor leaguer
what basically that means is like guys who were in the minor leagues for eight, nine, ten years
just going from team to team, team to team, team to team.
And he was with the Mets as well.
They were playing for the St. Lucie Mets, him and Tebow.
And Tebow's playing left field.
Now, I'm going to be honest with you,
if Tim Tebow wasn't Tim Tebow, he would have never,
and I mean never, made it as a professional baseball player.
The only reason that Tim Tebow was on the team
was because anywhere that that guy went,
Ticket sales would go from 4,000 seats sold to so many seats sold that people were watching
outside of the field through the fences, okay?
I had motion.
Well, Tim Tebow, the pop fly goes up, Tim Tebow had one of the worst attempts at catching
this pop fly I've ever seen in my entire life, all drops.
The pitcher yells, fuck, at the top of his lungs.
Now, Pimp Tebow brings a crowd, a very Christian crowd, a very biblical, religious crowd, so
when this guy yelled, fuck it, shit, everyone in the crowd went, you know, a lot of parents
like kids.
He comes into the dugout, the pitchers furious, they get the next out, and sure enough,
on second base last inning ninth inning bottom of the night they're playing at
home Tim Tebow comes up they're down by one run everyone and their mothers thought
that this was a guaranteed out and the game was over pitch him goes yard walk
off home run. And we were all like, what? What? What? He proceeded to after that game go over like 26
with like 19 strikeouts, but I'll never forget watching that guy go yard in the entire stadium
erupting. I mean you would have thought they won the World Series. The amount of people who
who were losing their minds.
What happened to the pitcher?
I'm pretty sure the pitcher literally got released
like that next day.
Funny enough, well, he's on Walmart connection.
All right.
I hope the cheeseburgers are good, my friend.
No, I didn't mind Tim Tebow, it's a little touchy for me, man, because I gotta remember
when those celebrity guys get hired, or get, you know, a spot, that's one less spot for
an actual guy who, you know, earned it. And, you know, I had a lot of guys, a lot of friends
who played, that got released, or a couple of friends, I'll say a lot, like two or three
guys that got released so that there was a spot open for Tim Tebow. So it's a little,
it's a little bit of like a touchy, touchy feeling, you know, you like Tebow, you
did a lot of good things, a good Christian guy, but it's also, you know, if you
weren't Tim Tebow you would never be here. And as well, bro, we would be in like spring
training and all these big leaguers we have, you know, Dwight Gooden come up and he was
talking to us. We had what's his name chat catcher for the mats, Piazza Mike Piazza.
We had him come and talk to us a good bit, we had a lot of different really cool guys
come up and talk to us one day and then after they were all done talking to us they asked
Tebow to talk to us and I was like I'll sit there and just laughing because he was telling
us like how we need to approach the year and sports and stuff and I was just like
Man
You're worse than every motherfucker
But you know power to a man power to him power to him
Power to him
Oh, dude, Tebow does so many good things, man.
He has the one organization for special education students and just people.
I think it was a night of light.
He does stuff with human trafficking and he's an off the field man.
One of the nicest human beings you'll ever meet in your entire life.
On the field, I don't want him in my outfield.
I don't want him out there.
I love him.
He seems like a great guy, but I don't want him out there.
No, it's in the guard. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know Noah, but yes, I got to meet Noah and throw with Noah a couple times.
I don't watch baseball anymore you heard of Jordan Adele out of Kentucky I know Jordan
Adele, Jordan Adele very well we played together a couple of times we played at a couple team
USA stuff a couple under armor events new balance events we played a couple times well
good bit actually yeah guys the beast you think he's good I think he's a
hitter he's also good I believe he was a pitcher as well I got just a freak
athlete man
no I've never met Michael Jordan I think the most famous person I've met in the
sports world would probably be Ken Griffey Jr. for I mean David Wright I
got to hang out with him me and David would fuck with each other every single
day
Chipper Jones they gave me three size two small pants whenever I went to the
Braves workout and Chipper Jones called me Pillsbury Doughboy and said I'd
I look like I was busting through my shorts.
Name was taken for the Fiverr.
Well, they give you like, you know, baseball pants.
So my pants they gave me was three sizes too small.
So my thighs were literally busting out of the pants.
And he started calling me Pillsbury Doughboy everywhere
I went.
That's not nice. That's j-
OOOOOOOH!
You see it?
You see it, Chase? Lock in!
Police is us!
Where'd he go? Where did he go?
You think you went up here? You think you went down to the right?
Go down.
Go down? Okay.
He'll check here.
Yeah.
I'm looking for his footsteps now.
The problem is Zestegos quick in terms of comparing that Stego to us in speed, he's
actually faster.
Found him!
There he is.
He's on the rock down there.
This is a weird spot.
07.
Stigal.
Wait, what is he doing?
Where is he going?
Is this- is there a beach on the other side or is it nothing but rocks?
Let's go on land, Chase.
Let's not zero out or stamina doing this.
I'm going to go on land and go around.
You zero out, you just sink, Chase.
Don't die for this.
Sega's probably gonna die.
Go to tunnel.
Oh my god Chase, I thought you just died.
Not this way.
I don't know where the tunnel is.
Oh there's a secret tunnel.
Is it by you Chase?
Nice!
Where's it up here by me?
Through the mountain.
Go down.
I think that stego's gonna run out of stamina and die.
on your right.
No, the Sega's flamed too far to double back.
I'm almost too big for the turtle I doubt.
Wait, Chase, do you not fit in the tunnel?
Oh
Haha I do okay
How cool it is.
He just went up over here, Chase, on that other rock, right in front of us.
What are we doing?
Jason, stay on the island, I think.
You have no stamp for this.
Yeah, so I'm saying, maybe you do come to me then?
I mean, there is zero chance he has
stamp to go all the way back over there, right?
There he goes.
We didn't get to kill him
ourselves.
But he shall sink to the bottom
of Davey Jones' locker.
He shall sink to the bottom of
Davey Jones' locker.
07's in the chat.
07's.
It's BDY denying he can't do it on this server.
Well...
what the fuck are we gonna do about it
hahahahha
what are we gonna do about it
is what it is
we'll have to hopefully find some food elsewhere
either way
he just lost hours
and hours of work
how many hours of work did he just lose you guys think
Oh, we're gonna eat them.
Oh, chase, I like it when you talk like that.
Well, you figure out how to get the body, I am gonna go pee.
I will be back.
Don't let me die.
No, honor.
Yeah, but you guys got to understand too, I think it comes down to life.
In that situation, your heart's pumping, you're seven, eight hours into a stego grow, you
You got the two things on the island that can kill you and you're getting chased down
by them.
You know, it's like, one of these things, like maybe it was just me being scared.
I don't know.
Jason live everybody relax Jason live
Did you get the body?
Not yet.
Wait, there's no way the stego is still alive, right?
I can't smell it.
Stego, going submarine mode.
That's what it was.
The bird being around us for so long was causing the mega-path.
That's why I murked them.
Oh, there it is!
I smell it, Chase!
It's out there!
Bro, he swam deeper into the ocean this prick!
Chase, I think we stay screwed, buddy.
He is too far, I came back at 2% stamp.
Not worth the debt.
We got him bro, we killed him, did he deny our kill, yes did he deny our food, yes, but
We killed them. Fuck that guy.
Yeah, let's celebrate.
and that it gets the rules. Yes, it's against the rules.
Shut it in what it is. No sense to get in ball pit down a
shape. We've still dead and we're not like a dire situation.
If I was like dying of starvation and that was the body
I need it obviously I feel a little different about it but whatever like I said before maybe
it was a choice made out of fear and not thinking things through I don't know no you can't do
it's called body denying so in this server you're getting chased down by people you can't swim in
the water and die in the water so that they can't eat your body it's called body denying it's
It's all loud.
You basically have to fight for your life.
I think to be honest, I think it was one of those things where he thought he got away
from us, you know, he swam all the way around.
He got there with barely any stamina left properly.
He was like, oh my gosh, I'm alive.
And then he looked at the coast, and there I am.
Staring at him.
To great devourer.
Ha ha ha.
I'll tell you, down we definitely need to find food.
At Drachean Gaming, yes.
someone right next to us brother right next to us
I don't know what that was, but it gets away this time.
I don't know what song is on right now.
Damn he gets to live lucky bastard
You're going right back there
Am I gonna sell this guy on the option yeah, probably
Where to chase for our next meal
Go back and look at tunnel.
Not this way.
Oh, you're talking about how I can't see you, yeah.
Did you imagine you're just, you're wandering around, you're like, oh, there's a tunnel.
Let me go into it.
Oh, shit!
I mean, that's literally what happened to us, except it was that bug location during
the weather event.
My soul would leave my body.
I mean I knew it was there and I kind of still got a little bit scared.
Oh I haven't been over here yet.
I want to see Baryonyx and Ostrografgers.
Yeah!
No, we already have a skin. We can't get a different skin while already having this one.
Oh, that's cool.
That's what's coming next.
they had to kind of give us a little teaser
yeah Jason's definitely what you came in no doubt
The
We've got to be in front of them.
Probably a body drop.
Yeah, it's a little dead deer.
Where's your food at, Chance?
Are you okay?
Yeah, hold up boss. Yeah, we've grown a little bit.
Prime? Oh yeah. 82%.
Yeah, we've been punkin' dinosukises and all kinds of cool shit.
We just had a stag of killed themselves to get away from us.
about a seven to eight hour
growth. Swam off the map and
died. Yeah, we can roar, but
we don't want to right now
because we're hunting. We need
food.
82% almost 83%
You can't store baby Rex's
You can only store things that are above 85% I believe
Something ahead?
Y'all I'm getting told there's something ahead brother
Yeah, the race should be over soon.
Yeah, I'll put you to 60%, yeah.
That's why I'm probably just going to play this through today and then, uh, have stuff
balanced for tomorrow.
Oh, if she want to play tomorrow, it's going to probably be me here in Landmark.
32% I'm at this low.
Oh.
We said that yesterday, yeah, but we didn't get primed.
Yeah, we were supposed to play with landmark yesterday, but I wanted to grow the T-Rex.
We were supposed to play with landmark today, but I wanted to grow the T-Rex.
Now the T-Rex is grown. Now I can play.
Sounds good. Oh, yeah.
Alright, see you later.
Yeah, that was a mire.
Yeah, we're heading to the North Lake, I think, let me look at the map.
We are currently, yeah, we're on our way to the North Lake.
Boo's doing good. No attacks today, or Haley would attacks me so good
No, I don't play her bees I like playing carnivores
We killed a we killed a prime today we killed a prime track today
Yes, we have a sponsor with peanut at 7pm EST or it's going to stream all of it.
I think we're playing CSGO after with myself, P, Nick, Ploxy and Drac.
So what?
Battlefield 6.
Nick just wants to play nighttime games with the boys.
To be honest, I think Nick has been missing us a little bit, Chad.
I went in there today and he goes, it's been nine days since we played.
I'm pretty sure he's been counting the days, the hours and the minutes.
I miss Gamer with Nick as well.
It was you, you made me shit my pants.
Wait, what do you mean it was me?
Were you the Maya?
no chat we're not gonna we're not gonna do see a thieves guys every time we go and try
to see a thieves when we do all this like the amount of effort it took the last time
Just for them to not only do it, them doing it is one thing. It's the satisfaction that we bring them.
I don't want to give anyone like that any type of satisfaction, you know?
Like they're weird individuals
After uh
I was telling the boys yesterday that we had their like discords and their names or whatever
We were inside of their chats as they were talking and they were just
such as such an n-word and they're just weird weird individuals man definitely
above 15 wet or 700 pounder just freaks freaks of nature I appreciate you mark
thank you so much for love
On Nuts discourse has 4 p.m. CT
Wait, eh
Yeah, I'm keep double check volcano PPL like to nest there. He doubled triple check. Yeah, I want to get a look over the lake real quick
I'ma say it. This is the least amount of Divils, Trikes, and Stegos I have ever seen playing
this on this server. I mean it's full isn't it Chat? Full server right now. This is the
least amount I have ever seen. They're hiding. Dude, I'm starting to think they are. He's
coming to the North Lake. Let's move on. I don't think there's gonna be shit up here,
We hear him talking. I think we go ahead and just go right
hit
Water access and then go straight up to the highlands
Volcano is faster. All right, let's do that then
When angry who's angry me? I'm not angry. I'm just making a what's the word I'm looking
for evaluation I mean bro whenever we're playing Sarah we're playing alo oh last
night on CS I mean brother my dog was breakdancing the all night the night
before and was breakdancing while I was playing it I said I'm only human man
Yeah, we're pried.
Okay, the devs do anything about DDoSing.
Well to be honest with you man, anyone who knows anything about DDoSing understands that
like there's not really anything you can do.
You can add protection, you can add this, that, and the other, but it really just comes
down to the people who are able to DDoS and take some minimal effort and minimal skill,
like understanding of how to do it.
And in order to stop the DDoS, it's about 10 times everything I just said.
It gets just so much easier to do it rather than defend it.
It's like being an orc compared to holding down the fucking fort.
It's just very, you know, it's a very difficult thing, so what I think is, is I think rare,
no more money is really coming in, and they would much rather just worry about the people
that they have on there and continue to make money that way than juicing up the servers
with DDoS protection, because it is expensive.
They have more control over the game, not the game, but the servers that the game runs on.
Yeah.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
It's sad, but it's the truth.
They can deny access to every server.
Well they don't have that many bots.
They have enough to where they can knock off one server depending on who's on it.
But can they knock off every server now?
No, they don't have that many bots.
You're talking about millions of bots, then.
Chase, am I going the right way? I've never been this far.
Yes.
Shit looks crazy.
Damn, so there's a whole another pool over here that's even safer than that pool.
good to know.
Yo real thing for the 11 months.
Oh you can get a skin from being in here really.
I love all the skins and stuff, the skins in this game are so cool.
And there's another save spot to drink, look at that!
Oh, we get spit out this little cave area?
Yeah, this is a full spot on the map for sure.
We get spit out in the...
Wait, where the fuck are we?
Oh, we get spit out to the Delta.
That's cool.
Jace's fat ass is still in there.
Well, time to walk through the Delta again.
Maybe we'll find somebody at the bridge one more time.
Derude still alive.
Alive and kicking.
Alive and well my friend.
Not too much action today.
We had some good kills though.
We're gonna head to that bridge right there and then we'll spit up to the halos.
why don't you nest? I don't want to nest. I'm pretty sure on this server you can't.
The only thing that can nest is people or is dinos that like are lower on the pool like
not made people are playing them.
No running right now, chat. This is a very sketchy place for a big ass die now.
Thank you that much.
One wrong run, and we fall in and we die.
Oh, hey, Jace.
We got up to this quick.
Rex's weight is up to 12.1 tons.
We're almost peak. What's peak?
12.2 or 12.3?
We're massive, boys. We are absolutely massive.
I
Power I force is 748 point zero one
Later try
Uh, Frosted, just, you should be reached out to by either Gav or, by Basil, the Discord
for the giveaway
all rex a lot of fun it's lovin
obviously for us
i'm getting i'm getting rumors that everyone's moving away from us right now
but uh...
all did it's a lot of fun when you get up to a big size
am i a-tooming the rex now i'll probably sell this bitch
give me a bunch of coins so I can buy dynos at 60%.
Couple cool alos, couple cool skins for my alos, and my saras.
Oh boys, remember us playing Dinosukas and hanging out in this water right here?
Dude, we used to come up here with me and Mickey, grow all of our dinos.
We grew our Raptors here, our Seras here.
There was a bunch of deer spawn over there to the left and boars.
He just did here and grow.
Auto restart five minutes, not good for us.
Well we can at least go get on the bridge.
Maybe some people spawn in over there.
What's the plan right now?
We're looking for anything big man.
trikes massive trikes staggos any other keybrexes we're gonna kill we're
looking for anything that we can get we can steal hours and hours and hours from
Go ahead, go for a head, big guy. Come on, you got this.
He won't, he don't got the Cajones.
They're fighting.
Yeah, you can't see shit here get across the water two minute warning
I'm gonna log here Chase.
Alright boys, let's hope we run into some trikes, some staggos, some t-rexes, let's
hope some big dogs log in.
I'd love to get a nice fight here man, I'd love to.
I'd love to get in a nice little coin flip fight.
And before you get head butted.
Ha ha ha.
Every night we die.
Absolutely.
Listen, we're picking fights with everything, man.
If it will let us fight it, we're fighting it.
We're trying to claim some more hours.
We've probably claimed, as of now,
with everything we've killed,
we've probably got like over 25 to 30 hours
we've taken from multiple individuals.
We got that T-Rex, we got those Trikes,
we got the Stegos, or the Stego.
We got a couple Sarah's we got a couple what else did we kill?
Bibles?
Hour stealing? Dude hell yeah it's the most fun part bro. The fact that I just
stole hours away from your life growing a dinosaur in this game is what
I live for. Love that shit. Inject it into my veins.
I
Think we're closer to 60 hours we've taken from people today shit stream is over no servers restarting
I'm gonna wait for the server to restart
No streams just starting, but we got a long day ahead of a strap in dude the day is just starting my friend
But I am running off of not a lot of sleep. Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Let me know when the server's back up.
I need that mf coffee. That's a much more coffee try it out today. Yeah, I do. I got some right there right there
Hey, we're streaming so much absolutely, bro
Five into the group of three staggers yesterday, I don't know we haven't seen them
We broke their legs and then it's the last we saw of them.
I mean unless they played non-stop, you know,
they would probably be around the same size as when we left them.
Oh, sorry.
Would you like more of the aisle or the grocery aisle?
How to whoop your ass and like dab more mother fucker shut up
Your little bastard. Yes unlocking skins is only a one-time use for that dino and when it dies it dies
I got a question if you unlock a skin for a dino reach prime store it and then sell it
on the auction house do you get more gold or is it around the same gold as just spending
it to buy that skin in the first place.
Yo, Nick, I appreciate the love, man.
About the same.
I just got back in, did you?
Yeah, you did.
Dervis up.
No, you're making a little bit more.
Oh, cool.
How many points do you have?
You mean coins?
I got 750 right now.
750 pps
No, the server has an option house where you can sell them by dinos and it also has like
in-game not quest but like
Things that you can do kill other dinos kill alphas kill or kill apex predators
And you get coins for doing so so like if we see another t-rex and we kill that t-rex
We'll get coins to buy a t-rex ourselves
Not that many but a lot
Yeah, it's a really cool system, man.
We had the owner of the game in here earlier and I was telling him to check out the server.
They need to integrate what this server is into everything, man.
It's super cool.
Like, imagine you're playing the game.
that you should ever play officials. Imagine you were on officials and there was like an
actual auction house for all kinds of dinos. That'd be wild. Probably break the foundation
of the game if they ever did that. I'm hoping that there's a bunch of shit on this bridge.
bridge man. Oh you heard that. That was a stag up. Raptors, alright, alright. Some things
are waking up. I hope it's not a swimmer. Yeah let's hope. Hope it's not just somebody
Yeah, this is gonna swing right whenever we're about to murder him.
Lock in boys, here we go.
We ain't worried about no dynasypuses.
Right up here.
Is that a go or something?
Multiple.
Where is that?
Arnos?
Oh I see him, he's across the water.
side of the beach. We going? There we are.
All right.
Don't do shabby, post that go down.
a goopa gotta eat a goopa gotta eat
Break his leg, patchy, so I can eat his ass.
Break his leg!
He's looking familiar.
Raptor is feeling how our Raptors felt when those T-Rexes were coming after me peanut and Genji
Except he's in a nice spot. I doubt as soon as he's in the water
There's something ahead of us, I don't know what that was.
Did y'all see that run across the top of the hill?
I'm having my time.
Oh, Cesar, you're good.
You're good.
Oh, it's a Maya.
I need you to die so I get a lot of points fuck you fuck you
There you go
And that Maya is running
the
snack?
Do you shut up?
who's already gone Herrera.
I think those raptors are kind of circling around us like they want some.
I only saw two, I haven't seen any more.
There's the two right there.
They don't got the balls.
guys got some food over here
No.
I don't have some food.
Yep, there they go.
There's three of them.
There is three.
Got it.
When toming the wrecks, yeah, yeah, it'd be pretty awesome, it'd be pretty cool.
Too cool for school, it'd be pretty cool.
No, we haven't we have not ran into any other prime rexes, which is crazy because just two
days ago on my aloe, we were going into areas and I'm not kidding you, we were two three
T-Rexes in every single area that we went to dodge them
Just dodging and dodging and ducking and dodging
Now we can't find anyone same thing with big ass staggos and
all the big dogs that
Have been plaguing us and the reason why we played Rex
We haven't seen them
100% yet, no no we are 84% we're in the best parts of our life until 96% and then it all
goes downhill.
It's about 90% on most.
I've been watching you for an hour and a half, I still don't get a concept of the game.
Alright, let me explain it for all the new watchers, all the people who've tuned in for the first time.
Welcome to the aisle.
You play games like DayZ or Rust or something that in terms of has an objective of survival.
This game is very similar to that.
Your objective is when you spawn on the coast as a very small baby to get very large, like so,
and to kill everything that moves if you're a carnivore.
We're playing a T-Rex.
It's a rather slow gameplay.
We're looking for the large dinos, so we're not really fighting anything smaller.
All these dinosaurs are real people, from the birds to the small little raptors you see running
around.
All this is real people running around in the game trying to look for food, trying
to kill other people who are other players in order to eat them.
Tenno, cross the water to your front right, Chase.
I know we can't catch that, but there's a Tenno over there.
These dinosaurs, depending on how good or how big they are, take a long time to grow.
The dinosaurs that we are currently playing takes around 12 hours to get to the point
where you are currently seeing us at.
So we started out as the very small little T-Rex, and we've had to eat other players
and food on the ground in order to get as big as we are and survive.
You're getting to see us pimping out and scaring everybody, but you didn't get to
see us sitting in bushes and hiding for four to five hours yesterday.
It's a very long process but once you get here then you get to enjoy and reap the benefits
of getting here and us walking around and punking everybody and pretty much everyone
being scared of us.
Yes, 12 real time hours so whenever we kill somebody, if we see somebody who looks like
us in size or t-rex or those big ass stegos or big ass trikes just any very large dinosaur
you are talking we've taken hours away from their life today we have killed enough people
where you can equate that to around 30 hours of gameplay that different individuals has
spent on their dinosaurs getting to the point where they are I don't know how that
missed. Like that little guy that we just attacked right there, that guy's probably an
hour and a half into that dinosaur. So if we would have killed him, we would have taken
an hour and a half away from him.
Hi, here we gonna stay here for five to ten minutes.
Cool. We have taken an hour and a half away from that guy. So he would have to start
all over, spawn on a spawn location as a baby, and it would have had to have
grown for another hour and a half to get to the point where he's actually, you know, able
to hunt and stuff by himself.
We'll go up a little bit actually.
Auto slay initiated, you will be slayed in 30 seconds.
Uh, hello?
Why is there an auto slay on me?
What happened?
Chase!
What's going on?
Chase, what's going on?
Why am I gonna die?
Wait, what?
I just gotta prank.
You fucking asshole!
That hell's wrong with you!
Damn it!
Oh, you piece of shit.
You piece of shit.
Whoever that was, fuck you.
I hate you! I hate you and everything about you! Oh my God! I scared the shit out of me!
Oh, dude, I thought I did something! Oh, I thought I did something! Oh my gosh! We lost
our first T-Rex from some rule, not rule, but like some crazy area that we went to
that killed him off. We got eaten by Adidasuchus. I thought we did it again. Oh my God!
Chase, wait, what?
Ha ha ha ha!
Damn it!
I need a Diet Coke.
You done?
Ran me into a Diet Coke.
Let me text my wife.
I need a DC right now.
Someone messed with me and if I don't get a DC I'm freaking out.
There we go.
That should get the message across.
Oh, damn it.
Dude, that scared me so bad, bro.
Ugh.
Chase, I'm gonna be honest. I don't think a damn soul's gonna come down here.
I think we go highlands. I think that's our only option.
What the hell? Is that a skunk?
That's what in hipsy's.
They spit in your eyes.
They blind you.
Okay, let's go.
Alright.
Get out of here, hipsy!
There's multiple.
Yeah we're hoping to run into another T-Rex.
Oh, I see you up there.
Thank you so much.
I got a solo traveling companion.
Yeah, take that. I want no beef. Have that!
That's Amaya. Amaya is responsible for taking out Bobby Murda, first of his name, third
of his aloe. Okay? You don't come at me. Oh, why are you doing that hutch? That little
sucker? That little sucker right there in about nine hours is going to be a force to be reckoned
with. Alright? Kill them while they got stage. If they get big, it's hell. Rip, Bobby
murder. Yeah, we're primed. More like two hours, Maya's a fast grow. Exhibit B. I done
save nine different carnivores lives by taking out that one maya I soda with a
six milli delight the breakfast the champions yo creek they can be the chair
one man
I was PooTee'd did it. PooTee'd! I had a Dondee in here. I was basically sucking your dick in front of everybody here and Dondee.
Huh all I'm saying a goopa needs some pee-pee coins. That's all I'm saying
You know what I mean? That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying
Go a goopa five dollar pee-pee coin, you know five coins
That's all I'm asking for
Honest work
Daily belly Jesus
I
Like save this seven months
I
Under skin all bro, I want a t-rex
with there's this skin that's like green but also like green and purple I don't
know what it's called I saw somebody had it on their their wrecks and it was
wild
son of grove maybe I just want to see all the skins I will say the sand skin
definitely not my favorite it's not my least favorite but definitely not my
favorite. Great thinking for the five gifted.
Nah chase too big chase too big there ain't no knocking chase over chase too
big. I'm sorry damn it I'm it was chat it was chat who said it you just wanted
watch me get punk. You scumbag.
heard your place 85 god let me see a staggo let me see a trike or a massive
devil let me see something let me see a t-rex god bless you see a massive t-rex
run around like he owns the place and I'm a fuck them
and game
No, no, I ain't messing with no chase
Now chase is like drinking with me at the bar, you know, you know
You can pick a fight with whoever you want because there's not gonna be somebody larger than me
Well, unless Shaq's at the bar, then don't pick no fights.
Chase could eat you, unless I somehow developed Jackie Chan like abilities in T-Rex form and
landed some of the most craziest plays of my life.
Yes, Chase is murdering me 10 out of 10 times.
Not even just because of the size, but because of the skill.
There's a few out there.
Oh baby, I hope I find them.
I think Rampage got you.
I mean of course Rampage has me.
If you have any type of actual training as a fighter, yes, you're gonna beat the living
shit out of me.
But if you're just a Joe Schmoe and I'm just a Joe Schmoe, I think I might be able to
take it.
I'm shame checking and running.
Oh, I'd be out for weeks.
Hey boss, I've been playing this game for two years now
and I've never been able to find the community servers.
Where do I look on the right side after you hit play?
You'll see a thing that says official.
Click it and then click unofficial.
That's the way you find the community servers.
Thanks so much for the 20 hutch.
Oh, here we go.
He just called me fat? Hold on a minute, let's dissect what he just said. He just called
me fat. Son of a bitch. It was that easy, yes sir.
Alright boys, back in the highlands, round 24, this is where we get most of our kills,
so we get a lot more kills again.
Lock in.
Pup's doing good, thank you for asking.
Come this way.
Is that a monster's trike?
is Kaling. I can make him have to say calling. That's okay. I understand. Heard. Lock him.
Here we go boys. 12 hour strike ahead. Lock him. We let Chase spar with it and we buy
the tass. Get out of my way tree! We call that the Eiffel Tower. Yep.
We're about 85% chat.
Where are you at, you big bastard?
there you at
I want to see something that makes everybody go oh shit that's what I want to see
Okay.
What do you call a dinosaur that's always complaining a mega-saurus?
Oh, I'm going to tell you if I die and someone calls me a megasaur ass, I'm crashing the
fuck out.
a bunch of little bastards
shut up
one of them.
Nice and slow.
That's all.
at this rate you guys are gonna starve shut up let us find someone we just gotta find
somebody. Oh!
So there ain't no way there's not a herbivore. Oh, there's a little one.
Come on, where's the big dog's at, man?
This is crazy! Where are they?
I'm not kidding you. This is the least amount of big dinos I have seen in this area since
I started playing on this fucking server. Where are they?
You killed them all. I haven't though. Dude, there should be stegos and...
bulls and trikes all over this fucking place no we haven't seen those stegos
from yesterday you think everyone's in West Rail really you think they
rotated outright whenever we rotate it in.
He's a fast little piece of shit.
Oh chase got his
Damn it hipsy
three
The nutsack?
I mean we killed his boy definitely pissed I'll be pissed too if you killed my friend
12.2 tons.
No in-game.
All right.
OK.
All righty then.
Chase, what are you thinking, man?
Where do we go to find some monsters?
I've never seen this view of large herbivores in my life,
have you?
WR, maybe.
West Rail?
All right.
Probably shouldn't have said that out loud.
I'm at North Lake.
North Lake, here we come.
Yeah, let's go Delta and North Lake.
Wink wink
I had been suffering over West Rail like oh look at how we be more leaving I
Would love I would love to see
Like if I could just see players movement from our movement like as we're moving how many players are dispersing areas
I'd love to see it. That'd be so funny
Yo, thank you for the dinner
You know what's happening, I don't know I think there's a world where it isn't but I also think there's a world where
Again, I've been playing this game for a couple of days now and this is I mean think of it
We play alo. We literally see how many herbivores just chillin in the middle of the open
Everywhere we go up here. There's t-rexes everywhere. There's herbies
I mean we have walked the entire map twice
We're like three times is our third lap and we had seen one trike which we killed a stego that killed himself
And one t-rex that was like five hours in there girl. That's it. That's insanity
You think we need to go to migration zones more yeah, maybe
can you fuck off I'm hearing stuff and it's you oh good job chase nice kill
yeah but that's the thing we're not even seeing people they're gone before we
even show up. If we were seeing people when they were running, I'd feel a little bit better
about it. These people aren't even letting us see them. They're moving out before we
even get there. Chase vs. Hutch, only one survives. Yeah, I'd rather sell this bitch.
like a quadrillion PP coins to be able to buy some other cool shit with it.
100% to sell it?
Nope.
percent and you can sell it.
I mean I'm hearing a bunch of shit up here.
oh it's 80% you can sell
did you buy on the server permanent? no, a skin is like per dino so if you lose the dino you lose the skin
What is that we're hearing those allos?
Strike
And Allos
Where are they bro?
I'm dying to kill something
What's going on, man?
Good to see you.
Good luck on your T-Rex journey.
Listen, little man, go find the herbes.
Go find the herbes.
I said hello, I don't know
Hey baby
What?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
No.
Is it Johnson?
It is?
They're eating bullcock? Oh my gosh. Is that actually true? Oh my gosh.
Oh shit, we have found the area.
Let's go down.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we're gonna fight you guys, so let's heal up a little bit.
We ain't leaving.
Don't you boys worry.
be down there in one moment all right boys this is the moment we've been
waiting for chase give me the rundown what's the plan here
Don't bite the head.
Got it.
Go only from behind them.
Got it.
Oh my gosh, they're warming up.
They're warming up like boxers.
Look at them.
They're warming up!
It's like everything is watching. Everything's around here getting ready to watch the big fight.
Look at all the birds, all the little ditos.
I'd be careful though because we do have two alos around here just kind of chillin.
All right, I'm ready if you are.
Just so I understand.
Once we start this fight, there's no running.
Doing great chase
Yo, there's a hitter running around trying to spit in just my eyes right now. What are we doing?
Yeah, sounds good Chase. I'm alright. You were exchanging for a hot minute. No, it's
no one's fault. Hand blind. Round one. Listen, they're fucked up too. We get stamina? I
I'm gonna go back in, try not to die,
and then hopefully you'll heal a little bit.
Just to start.
I'm surprised we didn't get, dude.
I could not, the one that I was fighting,
I hit his head like four times.
I could not stop hitting his head.
You were like, moving around yours? Me and this guy? We were just kissing the whole time.
Chase is in the bar. They're breaking bottles and stabbing each other with them.
Me, I'm me and this guy are just making out in the middle of the fucking fight.
Every time I went for him, he just started kissing me and I didn't...
What am I supposed to do?
Oh
We want to fight you now that you're hurt
Go eat the staggo you freak oh
You guys are going in no
If y'all kill those trikes, I'm sucking one of y'all off. That's it. That's the game plan
There ain't no way they're about to hold us
There ain't no way they're about to hold us out and win this and take our kill
I hope the trike kills them. Just so we get the satisfaction of killing these assholes
We're not going to go in until they stop trying to kill him, but I don't want that other one
to heal.
Who the fuck is that guy?
All right, they're backing off.
Chase is going in there by myself a suicide mission.
Who are these people running in now?
We got two more allosaurus.
Three more allosaurus.
Are we about to see an allo-v-allo fight?
No way.
Bro, this place is packed.
This is exactly what we wanted.
Oh shit, they're looking at us.
Oh shit, don't do it.
Get out of here.
Get out of here!
Back up!
I know I can handle three Ls.
Come on, come to the Thunder Dome, let's go.
come to the Thunderdome motherfucker come on Chase you stay back oh shit they
both standing up hold on a minute here
Thank you.
Oh, bitch ass hit me.
What you doing big dog?
Oh, shit.
What's that little buff I can do?
Damn!
Look at both of our boys, the first people!
They all just recovered!
Damn! Damn! Calm down!
How do I get around them? That's the problem here.
All right, fuck it.
Use space.
Didn't go well for me first go around.
What the best start for me, boy?
What the best start for your boy?
This guy's kind of beating the fuck out of me.
I can't lie.
Quick Fiverr, quick Fiverr.
Let me go ahead and think about what just happened.
Chop the music, DJ.
What the fuck just happened?
This guy, don't kick the ground up, you.
Hell yeah, that was his.
Chase, shut the fuck up over here.
Yeah, it didn't look good.
And nobody's impressed.
I know nobody's impressed right now.
I just got home by a gorilla.
Fuck!
That was terrible!
God, that was so another walking off.
Oh, it's a tragedy.
Oh!
Man, fuck you!
Take your victory and walk off, you fat ass!
Damn it, everybody saw it.
Everybody, the whole jungle's here.
What the hell are you doing looking at?
It's all time low.
It's an all-time low. I just got absolutely hoed by that big-ass motherfucker.
Chase is fucked up. My ego's destroyed. This bird's laughing at me. What you want, bird?
You got something to say? What is it?
He just threw his nuts in my face. I've lost all respect in this jungle.
I've lost all respect. Everyone used to fear me. Now they jumping in front of my jaws.
Oh my god. What do you want bird? Don't you do it.
They fly right in front of me. This is an all-time low for your boy in the dinosaur land.
What's that Q looking at?
Fuck you, Q!
What you looking at?
That bird just killed a chicken?
Look at it, even the babies, even the babies are punking me.
Can you kill that baby birds?
Take them out!
Kill that baby!
Don't peck them or something, make yourself useful!
Oh shit the Raptors are here.
Oh shit!
What the hell?
Damn that Raptor like a little kitty cat running around.
Yeah I know it didn't look good Chad, you speaking to the choir!
I know!
I done did everything I could and he just looked at me.
You know what it's like? You ever seen the guy who plays basketball and think his name is like the scientist or whatever?
And he does all those moves? That's what just happened to me.
I was him doing all those moves with my basketball.
And then I went up for a jumper and he slapped the fuck out of the ball.
Oh, the professor.
It's a tragedy.
it's a tragedy now it's raining ah this is so this is the worst this is the
worst I don't know how it could get any worse should we go eat that stego
that could defend himself or no all right let's get out of here
Thank you so much. Now don't get the seat for the next six seconds. Thank you. Thank you so much man. What a guy
What a guy
Careful with those skills that dead stego might whoop you. All right. Thank you so much
You a prick?
Damn!
How do you fight those things, bro?
We know what way you don't fight them, thank you, thank you so much, anything else?
You want to throw any more knives into the side of me?
Anyone else got something to say? Somebody call me back.
We might as well check off the entire bingo card.
Damn it.
And I found out that the bully sticks I've been feeding my dogs are just bullpenis.
What the hell is going on?
Your bite is strong, your skill is vegetarian.
Thank you for the five dollar super chat, you piece of shit.
A Rex friend, he's right there.
Just got his ass worked while I watched.
I know.
I just hear another T-Rex coming.
Oh shit.
I should probably get in the bush.
Last thing I want to do is lose a 1v1 and then get chase kill.
You look very petite today, Hope, the dog is doing better, thank you so much for the
fiber.
You have legs, peanut does not, let a goop of be humble.
Thank you for the fiver.
Big thank you for the thousand bits.
Performances like this is why you didn't make it to the majors.
All right?
Those kids.
All right.
That's where we're at.
OK.
Well, boom goes to dynamite.
Fuck you.
Son of a bitch.
And there goes the right hook.
I've lost all respect.
They're coming back.
They're coming back. They haven't had enough.
Shit.
I need some seeds.
No, those are our loads, those are our rents.
I am getting obesity by proxy. Okay? If I was awesome even if you lost, the game in
the slow burn and then all of a sudden it's crazy.
Bro, we've been talking about not running into anyone and then the entire map just
somehow came here. And it was a damn war zone. What the hell is that?
I thought it's an old source.
I'm fucking fucked up on them!
Come back!
Hey, I'm coming back.
I think that's the right way to go.
Well.
I'm not going to let you go.
Everybody just chilling now? What the hell is going on?
Somebody come get some!
96% now I'm very slow and my bike force is gunning down.
Oh shit, Jason's getting nerfed.
I'm in the sea right now.
The sailors are here now as well.
I
Love
We might see the allosaurus and fight the serous.
Let's go drink.
Alright.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Sarah's getting torn up.
Oh yeah, it's getting torn up.
I'll be over there in a moment.
Just gonna steal some food real quick.
There you go!
someone who just got their ass whooped.
I'm on baby.
That's how it's gotta be.
Get your ass whooped and keep yapping.
Please be my friend.
Good.
All right, let's go to the big area
Ah
Okay
I'm talking to peanut right now.
is it says for he he's supposed to start battlefield at five but for me it says
seven I'm trying to figure out what we're doing
thereby just shit talking me now man fuck all of you guys man
I'll be back on the top of the food chain. I'll impress ya. Give me time
Chase I bet Chase is just disgusted with me
I know I'm trying to push it back this well it's supposed to be at seven. That's what I was that's why I've been told
So I'm trying to make sure it's that I
I would like to play more dino
But if we have to get off we have to get off it in one of these it is what it is
Yes, once you reach like 98 percent or 95 percent or six ninety six percent
You hear that oh no, that's oh
oh shit it's one I hope it's these two again oh fuck chase you look a little
messed up still how are you feeling
he's saying no no round two
no he's like don't do it don't do it no
why is he saying no that's a question did you guys get attacked while we were AFK or healing or why is he saying no
I mean he did let me live I kind of feel dirty chase if he's telling me no I I feel dirty
I feel dirty taking this again, let's go.
Hey, come on boys, hey, good fight.
Hey, good fight, give me one of these.
Give me one of these right here.
Good fight boys.
Respect, respect.
Oh shit, I think they might want it Chase.
Oh, they want it again.
I think they were saying no,
like we don't want to have to kill you, no.
I thought this was like a respecting Chase,
So they were like, we love you.
And I think they're saying, fuck you.
I think that's what's going on.
He's showing us his ass, Chase.
He's twerking on us.
Motherfucker!
Chase, what are you thinking?
Talk to me, son.
What are you thinking?
Oh, Chase wants it.
Meet them with a little six milli delight.
Oh my gosh, they're both shaking their asses.
They're both shaking their asses, Chase.
YOU SHUT THE BITCHES!
Are they even fully grown? Are they pumping us not even fully grown?
Look at him bro, look at him, I don't know what to do, open the door, open the door!
How do I get in there?
They're ass to ass!
Be patient, be patient, be patient.
Good. Good exchange. That was a great exchange. That was a great exchange. I'm wounded though,
Chase. I'm wounded like a motherfucker. I'm wounded. I actually did something. I actually
did something. Damn, man. Damn. Those motherfuckers know what's going on. Yeah, but they felt
a little bit they don't let him fool you Chad they felt that little bit look at
them they won't get on too they felt it
no no no it's like oh one and one the first one I lost that one was like a
tie that was a tie Chad
Oh, and two? What?
If you didn't win, you're lost.
Chase, do you think we lost that? Be honest.
And don't just tell me what I want to hear.
Chad, I ain't talking to you!
You're alive.
I like the way you think, Chase.
I'm alive, so what? We win? We won?
Because I'm alive?
You're alive. You did not lose.
Wise words from a wise Chase.
Why's Chase, round of applause?
Wow.
Pump me up, Chase.
Pump me up, Wowsers.
Wowsers, my chat didn't like that.
They think we're buzzies, it is what it is.
A weed suck ass.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, you could have just left it at the cool part.
You didn't have to add the weed suck ass part.
Now my chat's all spam and PogChamp. Oh my god.
Dude, I don't understand how... Wait, what? Glass bones?
Wait, what do you mean? Glass bones, glass bones, glass bones? What?
You think I got them glass bones?
No, we said wound it, you meatballs, not glass phones.
Space A&D.
I understand what you're saying, chat.
I'm just bad at it.
Chase, do you have glass phones? Are you okay, bud?
Are you okay, big guy?
I'm okay.
Alright. Are you fucked up?
Oh yes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, now these guys are coming back over here while we're fucked up.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, it can't get worse.
It can't get worse. It's ain't good.
Weep. Weep.
It ain't good. It's the opposite of good. It's what they say it's so bad.
This ain't good.
Why'd you go fuck up the fat ones? Why y'all mess with us?
The herbivore's up, man. Don't try to be a skill over there.
Damn, damn it's an all time bad.
They were not hatchling trikes, you freaks.
They were not.
They were like 70 percenters.
Yo, Puff, Wishing.
Thank you guys so much for the subs, you two.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Jack, can we get some love and some dubs in here?
My boy's coming in with a gifted legends.
Thank you all so much for the love.
Yeah, bro, we just got Hoed by some 50% trikes, that is, and I say we, I mean I, I mean I got
Hoed.
Scoobo!
Take him to the Fiverr.
Twice!
Why not focus the same target?
while we're focusing one the other one is beating the shit out of us just hard
bro it's a hard it is a hard fight we should thank you so much for the 20
gifted especially for someone like me who doesn't have that much time in t-rex
but I'm learning those fights help me learn
I'm learning we should 20 gifted boys round of applause get some love in
here for my boy coming in with a 20 ball. I'm a man! I'm a man!
What dino shop play is the newbie best one bro for you would be a Sarah or a
raptor dude thank you so much for the take gifted man gyro three of the six
months who packs the harder hit them are you I don't know oh shit the
Saudi dad coming in with a hundred gifted oh my gosh oh my man chat throw
some love in here for the big dog coming in with the one zero zero he's a prince
I repeat he's a prince yo I appreciate you man thank you so much for the hundred
Get the subs, bro.
Absolute legend.
Man, I need to lose more often.
Everybody feels bad for me and gives me subs.
This is sick.
Yeah, I can take it for the sub over on a two.
Thank you.
I appreciate you guys, man.
I need to kill something.
I need to take another man's life in a video game,
of course.
ASAP, Chase.
So you get a stand?
We ready to move?
Listen, we shake this off.
We go pick a fight with a stego by himself,
kill him when he has no other option
and we'll feel better, I promise.
Shut the hell up!
No, I ain't half dead.
I ain't wounded.
I'm ready to go again.
It makes the game stand out from Path of Titans.
It's like comparing AZ to Fortnite, you know.
It just, they really are completely separate games with their own unique things.
The only things that they share is that they're both about dinosaurs.
That's literally it.
That's how do you do that? No, I don't.
That's like comparing Tarkov to Call of Duty.
All they, they share is that those guns.
You mean cheaters? Yeah. All right, Jeth, let's stand up, bro. I gotta walk this off,
man. I'm feeling like a fraction of a T-Rex. No, I can't rule or not after something
like that just happened to me I don't I wouldn't even perl right now I'm so fuck
oh man you really got worked up shit that's not good coming back coming back
a raptor can kill you right now well you probably shouldn't have said that to
about 15,000 people I mean go ahead and stand on top of you worry I will
Defend you with my life. Let him come!
Get out of here, bird!
There was a little tenno.
Come over here, tenno. I'll take your life.
I don't want to tell you that just makes me losing that last fight a little bit worse if
you knew how big I was.
What percent were those strikes at?
I mean chat's all knowing what do you guys think they were?
I mean they were pretty big.
I mean I would say 55, 60, 65%?
Oh, they weren't at 20% you dick bags.
Well, no, they have to be primed
because we weren't able to pin them, right?
They have to be primed if they can't be pinned, I thought.
They just hatched.
I'm about to eat your ass.
Yeah, they have to be.
Okay, so 75% plus is they, we couldn't pin them.
75.1.
a real hoe.
Let me see what peanut's in.
Oh got it so okay we're good boys we're joining peanut at seven he's going live in playing
battlefield for two hours prior to us linking up.
One more fight and then store.
Get out of here you jackass.
I say get out of here!
Oh my gosh, she's not scared of me at all.
I'm down on that, I'm gonna sell this Rex.
I've had enough of this Rex.
But I don't know, I only got two hours left Chase, so it's like, I mean I guess we could
grow it, get ready to like lead a pack tomorrow because I'm going to have Bosch and Landmark
jump in so we can have a little starting, a little starting pack going.
How long is a raptor grow?
Yeah, tell the other people to join us.
I mean if we're going to do that, I'd rather do it like right now, so we have the full two
hours chase.
You want to do that?
Yeah, we're gonna sell this Rex. Yes, sir.
It was fun. Listen, do I think I'm gonna start?
If I play another Rex, I will buy a 60% Rex and then grow it.
I don't think I'm gonna start from zero and go all the way.
Unless I buy a Rex, we probably won't be playing Rex much.
But I'm glad I experienced it.
I'm glad that we got our first prime Rex.
It was fun, it was a good time.
I definitely like playing Seros and those, a little bit Allos.
Definitely like playing those more than the Rex.
It's just, Rex a little slow and to be honest,
half the fucking server's in here,
so I didn't really get to fight too much.
And I got bitched by a bunch of trikes.
How do I store this shit?
I store it in the Discord, right?
Selling a Rex is crazy.
Well, Rage, here's the thing that you don't understand.
When you store a dino, that dino is stored at 60%.
So I would very much rather store and sell the Rex
and sell a bunch of other dinos too.
I mean, we could just do I store it
while I'm sitting like this, or do I
have to leave the server to store it, Chase?
Oh, I have to store it like this.
OK, that's fine.
Do you think I sell this Rex? Or do you think I keep this Rex?
No, I don't care about it being my first one. I don't care.
I'll wait with you then. I'll wait with you then.
I want money! I want money! And to be honest, if I store-
I'll store Rex if it has a cool-ass skin on it. I'm not a big fan of this skin
Sell my gator too, I don't think I
Don't think my gator my gators on EU. I don't think I can sell my gator on EU
And then
Use that money on an a
What's these assholes doing?
Why y'all running off the hill like you trying to do something what the fuck going on?
What you bitches doing?
Oh, I can sell a transfer cool. Well, I think these guys want to fight us before we leave
our Rexes. Guys, I'm trying to go grow a raptor, man. What are we doing? What are we doing?
What are we doing man? What are we doing?
Get out of here
Listen if you guys want to fight then we can fight but you're just delaying my time right
now.
Come on.
What are we doing man?
Fuck your bitch asses out of here and let me store my dino and sell this bitch.
Alrighty, I'ma sell it. I'ma store it!
Hello hello that's my bed I know I know can you believe that
I want the cold one I'll take my clothes it will kill me actually there's
scientific proof behind it. I like my water cold, I like my water a little
freezing. Alright. Can I sell this dyno after I store it? I just I store it
first right now. Oh my gosh woman fine I'll take the fucking pills. Don't you
slide that water over towards me like a pimp. I drink it. Damn it, I don't like taking this one.
MR bird you're lucky I didn't choke. You're lucky I didn't choke.
all right you can't what other people are here all right let me do this slash
store we can't have other dino's close slash store dino let me see what
happens this is cool
The Pterodon nearby hides somewhere out of sight.
Alright.
Bird!
Get the fuck out of here!
Let's go on a beach.
All right, let me try this now.
store. Dino. It's stinking. Your dino doesn't have a hundred percent stamp. How about you
Oh fuck me! Have we considered that?
I watered my hair.
I
Do good champ yeah, I'm fine kind of store this dino does all this hard work. I'm trying to sell them
Trying to sell them and get rich
Store dino
You have my...
Does that mean I stored?
That's normal. Okay. Story and procedure completed. You can see your storage using slash storage
command storage. Yeah, right here. Yeah, I almost showed y'all this this page. But I
would have given one of you guys my T Rex because it shows my voucher that would have
been terrible so now I got my I got my t-rex store I need to W8 for 75% HP oh
shit I hope I didn't just kill you that's fine I'll start growing I'll start
growing my what are we doing we doing a raptor raptors are all taken kill me and
and fuck me. How do I sell this thing? Slash, sell, voucher, voucher code,
pop, and pop.
Tyrannosaurus voucher sold successfully. You can unlock Raptor.
I sold it for 1,275 pp coins. Hold on, did I just get fucking scammed?
I thought this bitch was going to be like 9,000 coins.
New.
I sold it to the.
You sold it to but said face.
Yeah, I'm getting that.
I'm getting that.
Oh man, I don't even get to show you all the auction.
Oh, what's, how do I do it correct?
How do I do it correctly next time?
Slash create.
Wait, what?
Slash create auction.
Yeah, it doesn't even show that
It doesn't even it doesn't even show it
Out 10 hours, let me see let me see a protein. Hey
Hey, Poutine!
One second, let me raise.
Hold on.
Hold on, let me raise.
Everybody shut up.
He's not answering.
Poutine!
Admin just poutine around!
God say he is!
Can I buy it back?
Fucked up!
Flash create underscore auction.
Is that in the bot commands?
Oh, I see it now, man.
Oh, I could have made millions.
Oh!
Captain, give me an idea.
If I would have done this correctly, it would have been like 5,000 coins, 6,000 coins, but
instead I just made 1,200 coins.
Fuck me.
Damn it!
Everyone has taken all the record oh my god oh my god
I'm so pissed bro. I'm so fucking pissed
Checked EMS.
Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
Are you ready?
I might have done it a little too early for him.
It's... fuck!
I might have done it a little too early for him.
It's...
Fuck!
Chad, I want you to know I'm gonna try my hardest to get that money.
I'm gonna treat that money like I just got robbed,
and I'm going to the police.
You know what I'm saying?
I will get that money back.
I want a cool Raptor. Where do I go for a cool skin?
I'm still healing yeah yeah I kind of got that after I yeah after I did it
that's on me that's on me big dog my bad what what happened we sold our dino for
about 10% of what it's actually worth on accident and we real sad
That was on purpose. Oh, yeah, juice. Yes. Yes. After growing a fucking T-Rex for 12
fucking hours, I purposely sold it for 1,250 coins instead of listing it on an auction
where I knew people would buy it.
You're right.
You got me.
Fuck you.
Ah.
Damn it.
Kat, where do we go for a cool skim?
What do y'all think?
Yo, do we go hold on do we go
To the
To that island that we were talking about
And I can't believe I did that
Is what it is
Where are we oh, we're close
Oh
Oh, oh they gave me some coins as it's okay. Thank you. Thank you
All right
We got our coins. We got it. We got refunded a little bit
We made 4,000 not 1,000
Thank you message in smiley face
Thank God. All right, not nearly as bad. We still got scammed, but we didn't get robbed in our own house
That's good. That's good
That's good
But did we die? No, we didn't die. We sold our dino for a discount at the hardware store
It is what it is. It wasn't intentional.
Nesting triceratops. Oh, shit.
Wait, which island is it again?
It's this island over here.
Right. I want that blue one.
I want that blue skin.
south east are you talking to me like I know where the fuck south east is Jack
oh I gotta eat oh shit hold on lock in you can't get the skin
wow only wrecks and strikes in me oh shit there's something nearby and there's
Trudon's inside the...
Oh, that's a Trudon.
Feel me. Run.
Look at DM.
What is it?
Copy and paste this code.
Join friends.
Slash. Join.
Friend.
Copy and paste this code.
Other species nearby.
Fuckers, get away from me!
I'm already A.
Can I say something?
And you not looking my ass while I'm saying it?
I'm so happy we killed the Rex and we sold that bitch.
Listen man, I like being big,
but at the same time, man, walking around sucked.
Can I get an amen?
Other species around, motherfucker.
Yeah, we're playing Raptor.
Bro, it just, man, it was just so slow
and so big and girthy.
Wasn't even like comfortable at all to play.
Like, I was just walking around being fat.
I could never imagine.
Last joint.
Friend.
Oh.
What up?
Oh, you had a raptor.
His name is outlaw. Wait, is this you? Oh wait, this is one of our people? Who's this?
It's not me. Wait, who's this guy? Who did I just join? I will be there soon in my
pack. Okay, sounds good. Who's outlaw?
What a start.
Chase is coming.
I think this is what Chase is friends.
Good Omni players.
We got some beasts over here.
What's this thing?
Is that a T-Rex?
Smells like a good omniplayer. I can smell an omniplayer from a mile away. He smells like it
Definitely has a stench of an omniplay
One second big dog, let me get some rocks.
There ain't no rocks down here.
Where's the rocks at, man?
Chase!
Chase is here.
The Omni-Pak grows.
Chase! Chase is here. The Omni-Pak grows.
What's our game plan? Uh, killing everything?
dying probably option two I can't I'm too small I dropped it next to the food I
done fucked everything up oh who's this guy six-side oh shit growing fast what's
this this an a that's an a okay
oh these guys got it down to a science
Yo, I wanna- I wanna cool skin, how do we get a cool skin?
No albino, lucky motherfucker, wait, what just happened?
Who's an albino?
No!
You got albino!
You thief!
I wanted that!
Damn it!
I wanted that!
Damn it! You son of a bitch!
Bro, Chase! That's sick!
I hope I get something cool.
Chad, what's the chance of me getting something cool?
Is it big at all or no?
If I eat Chase, I'll get it.
Really?
Chase, I got bad news.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just, I'll never, I'll never do that.
Well, nah, stop it.
Don't do it, XD.
I won't do it.
I won't.
I promise.
Where's that law going?
You got some rocks over here?
You got rocks?
Oh, we're getting more people here, oh my gosh.
They're building an army of raptors.
Oh, we're building an army!
Damn it!
Me and my Raptor family.
Damn, someone else just stored a T-Rex as well.
Damn, there's a bunch of T-Rexes on the map.
Who's our new guy?
Splat!
We got Splat?
Outlaw?
Chase?
and six side AG man we got a squad we got a squad
yo midline thing over to five months at Justin Michael's 1987 IRL why don't
know. He don't know. Playing this with peanut tonight. No, we're playing battlefield with
peanut for a sponsored seven. We're trying to trying to kill people on the raptor until
they're trying to grow a raptor a little bit. Chase got the cool skin. Lucky bastard. We
probably use this A next so we get a perfect diet. Where's that ham? It's oughta be A, right?
Yeah, that's a yeah, that's a
All right perfect died achieve nice
How many can you have in a raptor pack?
I think it's nine?
Eight?
Three of them!
We can have eight?
Hey, look at how cool he looked.
try your luck with gambaskins hold on what the fuck you talking about wait I can go and
try and get a skin for my raptor right now where do I go hold where do I go lock in
the dry-o roll and the bot commands dry-o roll no only from playing dry-o oh
shit balls we'll play that what we'll play the dry-o at some point so we can
gamble you know I love gambling
man look at our bitch ass skin look at Chase look how cool this guy looks we're over here
just poor actually we have big we got a lot of BP coins you gamble in with
cholesterol well I don't even know what to say to that fuck you is it can I say
that smell my Johnson can I say that
This foil... it's raw!
already at 35 percent. Damn. Growing a Rex is a hoe. Ain't it? This makes you realize
is how fast everything else grows comparably.
No, we sold the Rex.
We sold the Rex on the black market.
Are you so tired of playing it?
Damn, you guys had this big ass hand down here the whole time?
Actually it was the bot market too.
Kareu.
How many dinos per server?
If you're asking how many players can be on the map, 400.
Let's go! Let's go boys!
Onward!
Wait, where's Adam?
Okay, so Adam's gonna come join us.
Oh, he's on rex, he can't store it probably, it's not big enough, damn.
oh after okay that's how that works oh on the the drysaurus you do hash or slash
feeling lucky and then you gamble this guy just got a hundred and seventy four
coins damn so you can get scammed it really is gambling
Mickey wants to yeah Mickey can you are you on Raptor can I invite you over
over here? Oh, you got a Trude on. Okay, cool.
Onwards!
Mickey, get your ass here.
He's playing all the crew down.
Hello, front, far.
I'll be down during tomorrow, okay, we'll assemble the squad tomorrow, like I said I
I got a boss and I got landmark tomorrow.
Damn, show off son.
Sure I'm craving.
Bull peanuts.
I love bull peanuts.
everything all right all right then all right boss sorry boss
don't tell peanut that I love bull peanuts I love them Cajun bull peanuts
Oh my god
Yeah, oh so fast
First guy you should play as a Sarah or a Raptor, and then you want to click on unofficial
and just pick a server bro. This server is petite something something something I
can never get it right. Here's a little good one, a cool one.
They killed a car now. Damn! That's tough, fellas.
Wait, can't we go eat our Rexes that we just killed right over there? Or no.
It was bodies already gone
Hmm sounds like they've been claimed
We are too small hmm
To pull organs
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
little something something me in my hand me in my hand
I
Me that's talking shit, what about me what I do
Shit!
He's playing our graders. Who's playing our graders?
Peanut.
What?
I thought oh
yeah he's doing our graders for an hour and then swapping the battlefield for the sponsor because he has to be live before and then he's doing the sponsor which we are joining him at seven
that's what it is
There we go.
Who the hell are you?
Snoopy.
We're adding more people to the pack.
Oh my gosh, we are deep.
We're deep.
Slurzy talking shit. Where's the clip? Let me see it. You guys have it? Where is it?
Where's the clip?
Was this this it?
What do you think?
This is a hutch simulator right? He goes on he plays roleplays of the dinosaur for 10 hours straight
Then he joins us hits a little bit of the pen
Starts drooling, drops single digit kills and gets off.
That's what I'm saying.
I should be put track of that in his place.
Once he quits.
They want that off, but I can't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're camping it. They're camping it.
Not wrong.
I mean, listen, hey.
God forbid.
God forbid a gooper takes a load off.
God forbid.
God forbid
Or here no goat
Yeah, I know
Or they want they want me to sweat see as go after I've been live for 12 hours
How about you lick the bottom of my gooch? I ain't doing that
I'm there to open cases and talk shit to whoever's on the other team that's all I'm there for
Damn that skin looks awesome
oh shit boys that's a big pack of mias
Chase, you see that chiddle?
Constraints.
Did you die? No. We sold the T-Rex. No, Chase. Chase caught that up. Oh, shit. Like
big car nose? Oh shit! Dello! Alright boys hide. We're too small to take on that Dello
you think huh? Or are we large enough? What am I? I'm almost 50%. That sounds like someone's
getting chased by a car now. We're about to be 50%. I don't think we can pin anything
of 50 but dude all of us so small we're just scurrying around oh yeah we're fast the dillo
can catch us, but it's so can the carnos people are buying fully grown dinos. No, so you if
If you buy a dino, you can't buy anything past 60% and they're expensive.
That was a fucking Dello check on the bushes.
You can only buy you only buy dinos with coins that you get in game from selling other dinos or from like achieving
Like doing like achievements like
surviving storms and shit
Chase where the fuck did everybody go? Oh, there's Snoopy. Oh
There they are everybody's moving we're schmooving boys
Yo, we are a big dino's worst fear unless it's a
Carnot and he's pretty pumped about seeing us to be honest
Is this rock safe? Can I go take a piss up here? Is this, is this rock vetted?
Alright, I'm gonna go pee.
Yeah, smiley face.
Don't let me die.
Attack anything that comes here!
My life?
Hell yeah!
So traumatic for second month.
We have food here.
Nice.
The life of a raptor.
It's an honest life.
build with trials and tribulations
What are you naming this?
Well, Derude was a great dino.
07 Derude.
Currently on the bought market being sold.
So many others.
We shall name this dino.
Roberto, I like that name, Roberto the T-Rex, great name, Roberto.
51% on our t-rex we'd be at 24% right now
Our rap that's a t-rex. I'm it raptor. You know what I meant
Roberto's a raptor. Oh
Get off of Roberto Johnson
Hello
of
the
Oh shit, I'm alive!
Guys, do we think there's a dinosaur in this water?
Can a goop get some water?
Oh shit, that's a big son of a gun.
Don't risk it?
Boys, I need a drink, shame.
Actually, we don't need it that soon, but I'd like a drink.
looks sick yeah we're already past the stage of getting a cool scan it is what
it is we weren't lucky this time it is what it is
Are you a cool skid? Lucky? You just gotta be lucky.
Get a water! To the water!
Oh
Food Sarah's fighting
Stay fighting chase what they fight
Oh f2 there we go
Yeah, you think little bitches, I'm telling ya, we'll shock ya.
I saw a dead body that way behind us.
They might have been fighting that dead body.
Oh, what's that over there?
Karnos!
Run!
three carnos
Don't wipe out our whole pack
The raptor is a lot of fun ages dude it grows so quick
You blink. You blink. Next thing you know, you're 50%.
But we are, we are built out of glass. That's for sure.
Where's everybody going?
Everybody just smelling for food it looks like
Oh, there's an A up there
Uh, but Tara skin, I'm pretty sure the PT skin, you got to fly to an island and then
you got a chance at it.
I think that's how it works.
There's body right there, boys.
What about this body?
I'll take a look at that body.
Don't look at it.
I'll see what's over there.
Fuck that body, fuck that body.
Get out of here.
Go get some water.
Textures ain't texturing, it's because of the time of the day, the sun is like hitting
it in a weird way and scuffing it out allows we're faster than allows are we
they could just pounce on us and mark us way faster
Oh
Don't go alone
heard
I shall wait for my pack
Snoop! Go see if it's clear!
Snoop is a terrible listener.
Use only LMB when pouncing.
Well, what is it?
Use only LMB when pouncing.
We pounce.
We damage pounce left mouse button.
Wait, so we don't...
So we hold right mouse button to land the pounce, and then we hold left mouse button when we're
on.
Yes.
Got it.
Head.
Dead.
Direct from the well, we finished it.
Called it.
Swap to the wrap.
Hey!
crash oh shit we all crashed oh chase
crashed oh no we gotta have the meat at
the pond
Ert!
Wait the whole- No, we all did. Am I good?
You crashed too, how the hell can you- oh my stamina is not going. Do I just leave?
You can log out.
Okay. Oh! There it goes. We gotta give it a second. We gotta give it about the moment.
You've got to give it about the moment, uh...
All the vial is down. Can't find any servers.
No! What?
Oh, it's Steam, but it ain't... I thought Steam did all that shit on Tuesdays.
Oh my gosh, the asteroid hit. Shit.
Oh never just started to pop back up
it's up yep heard on locked in
any more water hey
Yes, Ark for sure.
I'm addicted, dude. I'm loving it. I'm having so much fun this damn game. It's awesome.
Yeah, we're playing with P tonight. We got battlefield at seven.
which is in an hour. Damn time has flown by. We got a battlefield of seven and then we got
and then we got a variety of games tonight with him myself, Nick, Cloaksy, I don't know who else.
I'm gonna try and go for a while tonight even though I hate Counter-Strike but we'll see.
Yeah, they're hopping on battlefield now, but I play a seven I played an hour
55% 55%
We sold our T-Rex, we are on Raptor, I don't know why it's so hard for me to say that,
I am fucking fried.
E-Rob is playing this? He's about to shit himself right now. Is he actually playing this E-Rob?
He is?
You tell E-Rob. He might not know who I am, but anytime he wants to play, let a goopin' know.
Cause I'd love to play with E-Rob. I actually watch E-Rob a lot.
I watch whenever he's sat there, and what would he do?
Wasn't he trying to drink water out of something with a spoon?
Was it a bathtub? Oh, it was a fill of bathtub with a spoon
So funny
Yeah, we can't play today, but another day I'll be down.
I
Go fuck up those trikes now. Let's go. I'm trying to get a fight before I log. I got an hour
Let's go pick some fights that we probably shouldn't pick
If we die we die
Oh
We're playing raptor I'll make one yeah, dude. We're for sure playing raptor tomorrow
I gotta get this some bits of prom elder
So many rafters out here holy shinikes
slow up sorry about that I got my
nikes on listen I just played a dinosaur
that I couldn't hit shift with other
than five seconds every 30 minutes.
I'm trying to run, I'm trying to fill the wind on my beard.
Trying to fill the wind on his bald head.
I'm not bald. Maybe a little bit.
I like to see thieves. I don't get to play see thieves, sadly.
See if these nuts fit in your mouth, all right?
That's where we're at.
And that's where we are at.
Oh my, oh my, hey!
What's going on back there?
Oh!
Hey!
What the hell are you doing?
Oh my, oh my.
I was chased all white because he got lucky and got a skin mutation whenever he spawned.
Spam cue to do it.
I want spam cue.
Come here.
I'm a grown man doing this in a dinosaur game. What's wrong with me? What is wrong with me?
Boys we gotta go kill something
One, two, three, oh, outlaw's moving, never mind, we have four, five, six raptors together.
of
All right, it's enough people. Let's go kill somebody attack boys
Stop working. Sorry. I want to throw the ass a little bit
There's so many rafters holy shit
Oh, they're low hope they're all going that way damn they're moving like a platoon
Such as the runt, I mean all these guys are like certified killers.
All these cats are like raptor players and people who play all the time and it's really
good.
So yeah, kinda.
We are kinda the runt of the pack.
I'mma hold my own, don't you- ay!
Watch, watch your void work.
This ain't no Rex.
I actually know how to play this guy.
Be ready to be impressed.
Oh shit, I jumped into a rock.
Thank you baby.
We got a T-Rex.
Hold on tight.
We've lost the T-Rex.
We've lost the T-Rex. Not good.
Shit!
Did I just pounce that rock? Yes I did.
Everybody makes mistakes.
I don't know, on Spatsy?
Well, I'm guessing he's dead.
Boys, I gotta take the little load off.
I'll catch up.
Don't tell him.
My wife just brought him my dinner.
You got this team?
We believe in you.
Allo DED.
Nice.
I don't tell the team I'm eating right now.
Sit in a different bush though.
Okay, heard.
well I mean yeah I want to fight but I also not gonna turn down a great meal
You in great team you in great
Where we going next
Yo, that T-Rex got so lucky that I suck and I wasn't able to grab him.
Oh, vortex!
Wait, I'm too big to get a new skin, right?
Oh shit.
Well, so much for the T-Rex got so lucky, Bart.
So much for that. He's dead now.
T-Rex is no longer with us.
RIP T-Rex, he ran into the raptor pack.
That is minus, probably three hours.
I'm sorry about that.
up
Are the raptors work?
Well, we can pounce on something, have enough of us pounce on something and it's small enough
we can pin it.
And it's a guaranteed kill as long as none of us run out of stamina.
We're a bleed attack, I know, but right now the bleeds on raptor are bugged or something,
So we just got to do enough damage to kill them basically.
shit's dumb well considering you literally haven't seen us do anything yet other than
killed two babies and we didn't even get to see us kill the other one I appreciate your
opinion but crumble it up and shove it straight up your ass wait till we find something big
man having as many people looks like it's broken until you see us get absolutely wiped
by one Sarah well maybe not these guys he's that's good
oh you meant the bugs sorry about that kind of attacked you with a knife and
you were just hoping to the door for me
are you winning? oh yeah, today has been a great day.
It's been on Wednesday
What if you guys find a T rex we'll try and kill it Raptors are
Raptors are a dyno where you can literally pick a fight with anything.
Because it doesn't matter what you're fighting, it's going to one-shot you.
Unless it's a Dillow or something else that's smaller.
You can pick a fight with everything.
There's a big old Raptor right there.
Where's everything at man?
Where's everybody at?
Where's the compound we have to go to?
Is it close?
There we go.
I forget, it's not a hole, it's just a right click.
I forget it's not a it's not a hold it's just a right click a right click and go
Herera's in the tree.
Bastards.
That was a bad pounce.
That was as bad of a pounce as pounce's get, boys.
I'm also really scared of these herreras
All these rafters running around trying to find angles
He's trying to run us into the water so we can't do damage to him.
Oh, we know those are areas but they know if they jump down to kill one of us they're
going to get pounced by another one of us.
so like if they jump down it is literally a suicide mission
there's a raptor over there, look at this guy, look at this little prick
he got on the wood man
I'm not too sure boys, what do y'all think?
is the fight over?
move yeah and it's well maybe he'll have to go to this event up here and we'll
kill him here I don't know if there's any other ones that are pretty close
might have to come to this vortex
I wonder what Herrera's do during these events. I guess they have to rotate you, right? What's that?
Pardo, a little one.
Oh, yeah, baby. Let's go!
Good kill.
Great kill.
Eat up, boys.
Good kill.
it's like we're a bunch of fucking piranhas we get a kill everyone just
jumps on the food I'm gonna heal up get my stamina up real quick just so I can
recover while walking.
Like a clan of hyenas, yeah.
He don't be good job chat. We're doing something
Listen if we instantly die in an actual fight against something big just remember I fed everyone at one point, okay?
If we throw this all away and die just remember at one point. We were everyone salvation
look at all of us in here bro imagine you're walking in here and you see us
There's just a hundred of us.
No, that's a good question.
No, that's a good question. Somebody said, somebody said something stupid.
Look up.
But honest, look up. Oh, what the fuck?
This is an awesome spot.
Okay, zombie apocalypse, you scavenging for food and resources, okay?
You go in to a spot and it was a birthday party and it was a bunch of 10-year-old zombies,
thousands and waves of 10.
Tell this motherfucker!
No, no, stop!
Nice!
You just gonna candy right next to us?
What a psychopath!
Okay.
So waves of 10 year old zombies, typical 10 year old, I'm not talking about any hutch
10 year olds where they're fucking monsters, typical 10 year old zombies are coming in.
How many waves do you take out before you are ultimately killed?
You're gonna die.
But how many waves do you think you're able to take out before you get cooked?
I think I'm good.
Give me at least four waves, at least.
We'll say weapon of choice, a demerini.
If you don't know what a demerini is,
you're probably already dead.
I'm just thinking like myself after five waves I'm gonna be
sauce I'm gonna be tired obviously someone's already bit me so I'm hurting
you know how many per wave 10 10 per wave
but you're in a pretty secluded area like there's not a bunch of room it's a
It's a baseball bat Chad, it's a baseball bat.
Got a bunch of Europeans in here, it's a baseball bat.
Mm, now that is, that is a great question.
What type of zombies is it walking dead?
Or is it?
What's that other movie called?
That awesome actor in it.
We'll say,
we'll do something in the middle.
It's not walking dead.
It's not the super zombies.
It's zombie land zombies.
Zombie land zombies.
I had a slap tear in my labor. I never got it repaired. I retired. I retired after it
What happened?
I'm seeing some respectable counts.
Anyone who says a hundred, you're on crack, bro.
There's no way you're fighting a thousand 10-year-old zombies.
There's zero chance.
Coming in.
Come on in bro, come on in.
Yo.
Don't ask questions.
What is it bro?
Don't ask questions.
What is it, bro?
There's chaos in here.
I still cannot believe that that full grown raptor just started eating this guy right next
to us and expected none of us to do anything.
Now I do have a question.
The cannibal raptors, is there a trait for that?
How do you get a candy mutation?
Yes, there is but not in this server, so he was just he was just eaten for sport
Yeah, that guy is it happened exactly what we said he went to come in here and looked
What the science said there is 45 rafters, what am I supposed to do?
Alright, next question, Nazi zombies butt in real life.
We're talking Call of Duty World of War, round base.
Okay?
But you don't get, you're not getting like
a belt that LMG.
You're getting some, you're getting a Tommy gun.
No, you're getting a PPSH.
Give me a little bit of extra help.
How many rounds do you think you can survive right now
in your current physical form
before you inevitably make a mistake and get cooked?
Here's even better one.
If you have a wife or a husband
and they are your only partner in the zombie apocalypse,
How many rounds can you make it through with them before either you or them get cooked?
Oh, that's a question.
Here, I'll answer first.
We're dead before the game starts, you know?
I'll be honest.
We're cooked before it even says begin.
Oh, shit!
The
It can't help because of the storm. Are you kidding me? You just saw all of us go out
there and you stayed inside where it's war
yep I say it all the time it's a it's a dyno we dyno world honestly you're
You're gonna survive a long time.
So don't over pack.
You're gonna survive a long time.
I know you is.
Oh, we're growing boys. We're almost 70% already
How long is vortex last I don't know about me got about 20 minutes score Newton's admins can
Yeah
Who zombie swim you know, it's crazy bro. I've thought about this
I don't know if I'm the only guy who does this but I think I'm like alright zombie apocalypse. What's my first move, you know
Number one, I don't want to over pack.
I'm going to grab my go bag, I'm getting in my truck,
and I am driving straight to Kentucky.
Now, a lot of people would sit there and go,
well, Hutch, you're traveling a long distance, right?
Is that smart in a zombie apocalypse?
You know what I say to you?
In every movie I've ever watched,
They say if you don't move, you die.
So I'ma listen.
He just fucked Chase?
What just happened?
Anyways, I'm going to the farm out in the middle of nowhere.
And I'm hunkering down whatever happens happens.
We got that whole John in stuff and I'm a chill.
Is that something you can do whenever you're a primate?
Yacht over farm?
Where are you going to get a yacht, Brian?
I don't know why I called you Brian, right?
Where are you going to get a yacht from, right?
You going to go rob somebody?
a problem for a yacht
what happens when you run out of
know he is trying to pay with me
all got a
we're doing you're not a food
we're doing you're not water
sam's club harcely 22 and you know i'm not up
he said i'm taking that shit over at sam's club
now that's a man
with a solution to problems.
Weeel!
Weeeeee!
That's a real crash.
You too.
Whip!
Shit!
And!
Honestly, and me.
I'll wake you cowards!
Don't do it. I'm addicted. Please don't.
Yep. Those Sarahs had magical powers, Jack. Those Sarahs had magical powers.
Ah, shh! Taki mushroom and salad. Not the food.
Oh the storm just ended I got paid a hundred peepee coins nice check
It's not letting me back in Oh no, no, I wonder how E Rob is enjoying it.
Let me a little bit of E Rob strain.
Is he DCing?
Oh my.
I can't forget about Timmy.
Jackass.
Now I have 18 minutes bro.
He's playing.
I have 18 minutes bro.
He's playing staggo.
He's playing staggo man.
You're playing staggo.
Oh my gosh.
I hope he grows that for seven hours and gets pounced on by a Rex and I say that would love
Yo, and thanks so much for the five are still trying to figure out there's
So much hair coming out the back of that hat, but none on the sides of the front take off the hat hutch
This isn't a request anymore take it off
Fuck you eat my shit out of my ass
Fuck you
What a bores!
I'm back!
Did we lose anybody?
Good luck, later Batman!
No, we got DC'd.
Alright, I got 16 minutes boys. Let's go get some water and then I'm probably gonna head
off make sure battle floats ready. Let's go get some water.
I'm trying to log in, all right.
That's doing his best coaxing impression.
No water.
Hey, you got any water?
Water.
Oh.
What's that?
I'll meet boys
I
Watch out right now
I think one of our boys just died, or one of them died on the beach.
Nice, nice.
That was the one we started with.
Nice!
One down!
There was five of them.
There was five of them!
Hey, we got that one.
It's probably a baby.
They probably were raising that one.
That was the smallest one out of the pack and we got him.
I almost died.
If you would have made me throw up, you would have cooked me.
I need water boys not gonna log. Let's go get water
Wait, wait, where is Chase?
He's over there.
Wait, Chase, did you die?
Was I eating Chase?
Oh, he's logging in. Okay. Well, these are Chase's boys, so he'll be able to meet up
of them I just gotta go get some water I gotta go play some battlefield oh there's
Chase, hey Chase, welcome back.
We are almost prime.
In my time we get water and log out, we might be prime.
Ma ma ma!
out of those full of cheaters wait what people are cheating on me
in battlefield actually what the fuck would you do that
yeah true people do cheat and did no game to xd yeah true I've been attacked by
two different cheesters in this game and it's a damn dyno game
What's up there brov?
Hello there govna!
You come around the west end often.
They messed around and put them on in their spliff.
Sorry chat, my wife just got here.
Oh god help me.
Oh my gosh, it's another massive raptor pack, what the hell?
Yeah, you can have my dishes in one moment.
I
Don't drink here I drink over here I think
yeah all right there's a one for you 50mg months and there's a two for you
and you'll come again blessed doing business drinks please
Yeah, make it 11
Stacked
No anyone who knows Haley knows that she would beat my ass
All right gang ggs
pleasure
Nice meeting everyone
No next time we are doing deal more damage animals with low health
We want damage stats, so we would want I
Feel like was this fractured be you pretty good Excel
Well, Celebrated Prey Drive, okay?
And then what do we want is my last one.
Second from top, I think.
What do we want for the last one?
And go down.
This one?
Or no.
I got multi-chambered as well.
I guess that would be pretty good.
so I could stay on the back of something longer?
Yes.
Multi chamber?
Or cog?
Cog.
Okay.
Conjun.
All right.
Okay, we are officially a prime raptor.
I mean, brother, the speed that we just got
crime raptor comparing bro and you wonder people say oh well the Rex is so crazy bro it took
me three fucking days to get there it just took me less than you're fighting now
I'll be there in a second.
Do we do it?
Do I do it?
Hurry up and die.
Hit four!
I'm trying!
I'm killing my boys!
I'm trying!
I just I just smoked my friends I just I just smoked him so hard he flew underneath the map
I'm sorry I'm sorry oh no I smoked him underneath the map hey hey I'm a log here boys that's
bad look good luck on your fight I've killed enough of you till tomorrow two for
two now spy I'm spy that's me I just murdered him you can't log now I'm gonna
fight outlaw I'm sorry I know you hate me but I gotta go and do a sponsor sadly
that means more than dino's I'm sorry
GGS GGS tell peanut I'm coming
well GGS GGS bro I'll see you tomorrow
Tell Peanut to move me right now or else!
You just got all your boys killed?
Ah, nothing's new here.
They should have known that was going to happen when they invited me.
Let's be honest.
Let's be honest with ourselves.
They knew that when they said, hey, we got an opportunity to play with Hutch.
Let's play with Hutch.
They knew I was going to kill him.
What's new nothing I kill my teammates all the time for some reason
Attacking is look it says over time
Objective within the four minute timer expiring. I have no idea. Let's just try that
Okay, I'm making you part of it. Oh, we kill streak for defenders all kill sheets lost on death and next sector 10 kills
Pump shot gun 20 kills basic SMG 40 kills LMG
Death Streets for Defenders, all Death Streets lost on death in the next sector.
Five deaths equals super speed, 10 deaths equals thick skin, 300% health.
Okay, so this is gonna go much better.
This is gonna go much better.
Hello team?
How are you on this five day, good sir?
Beautiful day, beautiful day.
My God, Tachi, no.
You take like, okay, I don't know.
Wait, am I taking someone's spot?
How are you doing so well?
No, taxi isn't part of the sponsorship.
Oh, OK.
How's everyone doing?
Very good, very good.
Now you have five days.
Ready to dominate, you know what I'm saying?
Ready to dominate, ready to carry everyone here, like usual.
Invite me.
Wait, am I the leader now or is folks together?
Yeah, yeah, I'll give you a leader.
Okay, let me bite you, let me bite you.
Who is Chuck Ate the cheese?
That's Tim.
Oh, okay.
What's your name again, Hodge?
Super Secret Spy.
Super Secret Spy, are you appearing online?
Yes, I see Closie.
Can you join me?
I don't see you.
I don't think we have each other added.
Make Closie lead.
Okay, Closie, you're gonna lead,
then you invite him, then you give me a lead back,
okay?
No, I don't see him online.
Okay, well, I'll just give you party later, so...
I'll give it back to you, I don't see a lot.
Here, I can quick message you.
Hi.
Ah, is that...?
Hi, I mean, I'm literally trying to...
Could you say hello?
No, you boys are...
Hello?
It says you're peering offline, it says.
How anybody do?
I'm appearing offline?
Thank you, Jim, for setting up the plate there.
I cooked your thing and said,
offline.
No!
I haven't even peered offline.
Hello!
Alright, now you give Party Leader back to me, and then I take us to Salvation.
Alright, we will be playing this game with...
I don't know what you guys call your chat, but the Bungulators and the Tim the Tatter...
The Fatasses!
And the Furries, the Sikosi Community, and the Ozimik Shots.
So we everybody can join in that is how it goes
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we want a quick second here. You want me to take it? You want to say here, okay?
All right
Captain thank you for the pram. Thank you for the pram. One quick second. I do
We can give it to you if you need it. I
Wouldn't mind giving it to me. That'd be great
Yeah just one so just one second now just one second would be great I do
appreciate that I do appreciate that you guys might if I have one second yeah take
all the time you need just one second one second is up would you like an
additional one second I would like one additional second if you guys can spare
it and it's on you technically that second is up we can give you another
second. Okay that is what I need right now. Can you guys do that for me?
I'm gonna take a couple seconds to run the numbers but we'll let you know. Okay so
I am now not in need of any more seconds okay? Are you sure we can give you
another second? Okay I see probably two to the second to set up the game.
All right? The paperwork has been done. The second has been given. Okay good
good okay wait wait I might be screwing this up wait give me a second hold up wait
hold up I might need a second I might need a second okay we can give you a
second I'm definitely screwing this up right now should we have the second to
a minute. Now that's going to be an additional charge. Wait, I thought this is how you do it.
You just, you go to search experiences, you type in shell sock, right? And then you press enter.
Wait, am I? Try to do this different last time? We'll give you a minute.
HV
Oh, I knew it was going to sell suck. Okay. Okay
my sell sock peanut
stream
Excavation point right. All right. Now listen listen. Listen boys. Tim. Don't see how I know you've played the game before
But it's gonna get intense and it's gonna get fast. Okay. We get in there
I need you like me block it. All right. Okay. I need to throw your bodies on the point
I don't care if there's a hundred men on you.
I don't care if there is a thousand men on you.
You need to throw your bodies on the point, okay?
Okay.
All right, okay.
I will do it.
So you want me to throw my body on thousands of men?
Essentially, essentially, yes.
What if that causes a natural disaster
because of a size and girth?
We'll call PETA or something, I don't know.
But what we'll do is everybody throw your bodies.
How about me and Coach, we'll throw our bodies on there.
You guys kind of leisurely walk and make sure
that the ground is crumbling below you.
Okay, got it.
Okay, okay.
Hit four.
Oh, FEMA, apparently.
FEMA, you know, whatever, you know, whatever the fuck.
What's up, people?
Get out of your game.
All right, all right, all right.
Lucky, lucky.
Let's get out of here.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys,
we're supposed to set up really good pistons
before this.
Oh
I got shot!
Why are you in the boat though?
Oh, my God!
You gotta lock it! You gotta lock it!
You gotta lock it!
He's on the point!
Oh, you're fighting on the point!
No, I'm not going!
Oh, my God!
I gotta fit in!
Get on the point!
I gotta get, I gotta get, I gotta get, I gotta get, I gotta get!
Come on, come on, come on!
I don't know how to play, bro.
I missed everything.
Did A for that?
I did it!
Oh, I think I got it!
Well, this is mostly just the cat-man viewers.
That was a kind of dumb.
We're getting scared off!
I'm kidding.
Ah!
I think I got it!
OK, I'm going to play the diagonals over there.
He's just going to go down.
I'm on the point.
Oh, my god.
I
How do you guys get that
Oh my god, it's so fast!
Don't think it's faster than the drop, by the way!
Oh that's good enough!
Oh my god!
Claymore's side was Claymore.
Oh my!
Oh my God!
Take your Claymore sound!
I used Claymore's.
Oh my god!
No, it's heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy!
Oh my god, there's a million people there.
Okay, where's the next one?
You're doing significantly better than we did last time.
Where do we go?
I was playing with Shroud, Gigi, and Omser.
Well, we're gonna die.
I got you guys.
Watch out, watch out.
I got you guys.
Play more, play more.
Oh my god, there's a million to do it, I don't know how to get to you, hold on.
Buddy buddy, show yourself!
Hey, they're all coming!
Oh no!
Ruben, head charge to one side, look, head charge to one side!
Oh my god!
Head charge to one side, it's all clear!
I feel like I have been shooting in the dead end!
Oh my god!
Basically boys, basically boys!
Oh my god! There's a thousand of them!
There's a headshot double headshot.
I'll tell you what you said. There's a head double headshot.
Oh my god, they're saying shit on me.
Now you're saying that, you mean?
Fuck!
I'm good.
I'm sorry, so far not.
This is the first time.
Come on, I'm on it.
I'm on it. I'm on it.
I have like 300 lives.
God said,
hey, why?
You listen to me.
I'm bleeding.
I think they have stories.
Just don't die whenever you get down here.
I'm getting teabagged.
God damn it.
I'm bleeding.
Oh
I'm not using my old hunter's shit for a while, we're all inviting and tidying.
Oh!
Lost already!
Why is that one in the hole?
Is that one in the hole?
I'm high!
Dude, I'm going to get out of here!
Dude, I can't go out of here!
I don't want to go out of here!
Dude.
I
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it!
How did you hit someone?
Oh my god, oh my god!
Holy shit!
I'm stuck here, oh my god!
I don't know if we win in five seconds, but we lose in five seconds.
It's gonna be a tie-down.
We're gonna overdie.
I don't really know if that means that we're gonna win.
We need better pistols.
Five pistols?
If you want to kill shoot, you get real guns.
Oh.
Well, I don't know if you know or not.
Wait, maybe we just go on kill streets.
Oh, yeah!
Okay, alright, so...
Okay, no, we'll hug for a second.
I think I need more ammo, I need more ammo, because we are the attackers.
They made the game even harder.
What do you mean, we are the attackers?
I have to tell you what I meant to say, it used to be you could go from limit to limit,
but you don't have to, because you don't have to, so many times they went.
Oh my god!
I mean, all of the boys are captain faster than everybody on the point!
I think we go on a streak and then we have a point where we have guns.
I
Want to respond
Okay, that guy is just
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm in a weird spot too, I don't think they see me.
Oh, he got me from the bottom, bro.
Quick, quick, we're down, quick, we're down.
I
Like a totem pole I'm a totem pole. They don't see me
Oh
Look how I got shot!
I fell, I fell.
No!
Do you have a gig-sport trap?
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up!
Oh my god!
Okay, well there's 50 men there, so that'll happen.
Guys, everybody, everybody loose everything.
Everyone loose everything.
Don't even move.
Let him kill us.
I'm gonna kill us
What?
I'm gonna kill us
Hell no, not let him kill us
Listen, trust me boys
I've played this on Thursday
I'm telling you
You're gonna get our
Shit
Head
I'm gonna blow your body
No matter what's going on
You're up here
What the
This is the hardest thing I've ever done
Wait
Okay
I have an idea
I think it's so much more than 25 Earth
Okay, let me lay down. He's laying on me. Laying on you. You know, you know, we kill them and they're pretty across
Let's destroy the bridge so they can't just sprint and get to the point instantly
No, no, no, no
99 help!
God!
I don't need to propose that for the 199 help!
I just above myself
not ever need.
I don't need to get it.
Alright, alright.
What?
Okay, okay, are you guys ready?
Let's play one more time.
George, wait!
He's on the hill.
He's on the high hill.
I'm in the ground okay you see this giant bridge here
They take one. They're right.
Don't let them destroy you.
Don't let them do a play-per-nation destroying the game.
Right on it.
Go guys, go get them from the back.
Run away!
Hey, they're taking it.
Run away!
I'm gonna break them.
Keep them up and throw boys, keep them up and throw!
Top go.
One on that.
Nice one.
We got it!
Heard him.
On it.
Nice.
Get out of here!
Oh
Okay
When they become one of the zombies!
RANGER!
What?
Who am I stop by?
You don't have way there!
I'm on it!
They don't see me!
Oh my god, wait!
I died!
I was on for a very long time!
RANGER!
Go go go go go!
RANGER!
I do my job!
RANGER!
I'm out of it
I
I don't think you're on the place.
No, I'm on it.
Are you sure?
There's just one defender on the place and that would be me.
Are you sure?
Is this not a boy?
I don't think so.
What?
Somebody get up here!
Somebody get this boy fucked up!
Ahhhh!
Oh, this boy is this boy.
That's the boy.
What are you guys doing?
I can't be caught in the front door!
Wow, it's just so long after that!
Close the set!
He might have better set really than the point of view.
What the hell?
I just shot this guy 100 times. He's doing it out there.
I don't know.
The guy's doing it out there.
What?
I'm doing everything I can.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
How are you guys getting up there?
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
They're flying in!
I'm gonna shock, I'm gonna shock, I'm gonna shock!
No! It switched me to a shotgun!
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
It's swapping the shotgun as I'm shooting, man.
Holy shit.
Dude, this is hard, if I was pointing down here.
Wait, they have to get up there and clear the site.
We got two looked up and two looked down.
Yeah, and hear me out.
There's a zip line inside.
We can take it all the way to the top of that.
Oh, that's good.
Hey, dude, is that like on the bus?
Whoa!
Okay, there is a supply that's inside here all the way to the fucking top end. Maybe you gotta kill that.
I liked his idea. I didn't know there was a mid-line.
Yeah, I didn't know there was either.
Hush down! Hush down!
I'm the one shot at, but I'm not gonna shoot him.
Yeah.
I got a shotgun boys.
Ok, we have the bolt.
We have the bolt.
That thing again.
Wait, are you trying to blow down?
Ok, we just, guys, we just only have to get on this.
We're dead.
Everyone.
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
I'm late.
You're dead.
Oh my god.
No!
It's a tank bomb! Hang on!
Die bitch!
Why'd you push that?
You need to revive your tank with a mask.
Fucking shot!
Yeah, it's like you're...
No, it's like so hard.
I got blown up by my own C4.
No!
This is so hard!
hard
I'm on the way
What
They're waiting! They're waiting here!
Right on the bridge!
Come on, come on, come on!
It's an air force!
It's a plane! It's a plane!
Come on, come on!
It's a plane!
Oh my what's that?
It's got a scene!
It's got a movie in the scene!
Yeah!
No way!
Here we go, here we go, here we go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go green, go green to the left!
Go back!
Go, go, go, go!
I'm going to find it!
Oh!
300 health guys can't be at the top of the zipline bro you can't make it
Okay, this one's really hard
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Okay, alright
Oh no
I'm trying to beat him up the wrong game okay alright I'm in a really weird spot
I'm reloading fuck
We're still in!
This is our power!
No, 300 out!
Do a try.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Dude!
This bottom top is insane!
I
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm hanging on me.
Just gotta send it.
We gotta send it.
I'm coming down.
Have to help!
Oh my god!
I'm coming down.
Do you have any help?
Fuck!
Why?
Oh my god!
Oh fuck!
Come on.
Guys, there's a million up there.
Oh no.
I think I'm gonna get here.
Oh my god.
Not now.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
Come on.
No, no, no.
Oh
We must max out our pistols and
and have let me see I've got a really good one let me tell you where do you do
it though what do you want to go to the make you click loadouts at the top
and you want to click support because it forces you to be support okay if you
want to change the pistol right there I'm using the 5.7 with 31 rounds but if
You have any suggestions on which would be better.
I'm open to you.
What about the VZ61 full auto?
Whips is telling me they sent a salt class.
They swapped it.
No, no, no, because we had defibrillators.
We don't have defibrillators.
We did.
We do.
But I'm just saying this guy.
Oh, this guy is messaging.
Hi, man.
Thank you for the 50 gifts and subs.
I appreciate you.
We get some love in here for my comedy with the 50 absolute legend. Thank you so much
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'd like to P 18. I was spamming the fuck out of that
I use my point seven and I have 31 bullets in the bag, okay? I
Was that one at 27 years this less damage, but if you say it's one shot headshot, I
Don't have that a lot
Game mode has official xp increase.
Yeah, this one has 11 bullets after you use this one.
Yeah, we have to use ROG.
Will you stick with the PA team?
Yeah, we have to.
I don't have any extra bullets.
I don't have a mic unlocked.
I can upgrade the magnum.
Now I can go 21 rounds.
You unlock them incredibly fast.
Like, for instance, I went from level 1 to like 30
on my pistol in the first five minutes of the round.
Well, we have to back out again after, though.
Well, yeah, well, I'm just gonna put it on that. What about this one?
I'm just gonna put that one on in the night guys guys what what on
Penetration you can collateral people
Ammunition that trades recoil for improved penetration resulting in greater damage than soldiers behind the target
What do you see that at least what do I penetrate?
Yeah
Actually really good nice. It is collateral everyone
We still know yeah, we're still a group cool
It's just told me to they're gonna live change from 300 to 200 percent on zombies death streaks
Thank you, early god
Unloading yeah, 90% of my clip into a fucker and he just comes up and beats this shit
Now I would finally get a shot cut after working so hard.
I mean, I would eat it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get water real quick, hold on.
Mooters.
Eat that shit like it was Lucky Todd.
And then take his battle and smack me over the face please.
Yep, every time.
All right.
Okay, fine.
I think we're good to go.
We're good to go.
Me as well.
I'm gonna go pee.
I'm good.
Okay, quick 60 second break.
You can eat before you want it, and the really fucking the action.
Who was the code again? I don't know why typing in shell stock does not work for me. Am I spelling shell stock wrong?
I'm spelling it right.
Am I spelling it wrong? One word.
What's the code I'm gonna use the code where's the code again
Who gave you that clock time?
It was like CH well I can't for some reason I'm not having long time again shell shot
I need to self shock
Dude those guys in that lobby were moving so fast and their movement was insane
Oh
Apparently the search functions is down right now. That's fine. We can type in the code
I hold down the foot mr. Coltsy, I'm
I'm ready to go up
Well, I got a level this pistol I've done just so you know so
I did my throwable shot, right?
Bro, that last point's impossible. They spawn at a top above us?
We're back.
Sorry about that, gentlemen.
We are back.
I have returned.
Me as well.
Okay.
Listen, boys.
Not only do I believe you in the aptitude, but the ability
to reach the last point
and capture it.
Mm-hmm, right so we need a game playing for that last one. Well, I'm gonna love second to last one. Oh
That's not the last one
Fuck you mean you know have you ever got past that one? I
we well
Yes, technically we won last time after
many hours of trying by me sitting at the bottom of the tower and
Bending everyone in the game faster than they could join
So you didn't win.
Well, technically, you didn't win.
Okay.
Well, today, people for realsies win, has anyone got the LMG yet?
How many kills is that?
I got the SFG, but then I died.
And there's not many rounds with the SMG. You get like three clips and it's out.
Ten kills pump-axe in two mags, twenty kills basic SMG two mags, and forty kills LMG one mag.
Blue is doing better. Thank you for asking.
It showed him who the boss is.
Agreed.
Let's get in there! And where is it?
I'm so amped up, bro.
Waaaaaah! Waaaaaah! Waaaaaah! Waaaaaah! Waaaaaah! Waaaaaah!
That's right.
Come on let's do this lock it boys
I
Was
So now we can
I'm on, I'm on, I'm on!
I'm on, I'm on!
I'm on, I'm on, I'm on!
Oh my God!
I moved everything!
I moved myself up.
Fuck!
I'm on, I'm on!
What the?
They're all going on!
They're all flying!
Oh!
Oh my god.
This is going pretty good.
So you're going to lose this shotgun now, right?
What the bridge?
Do you always lose the gun in that phase right there?
I think so.
Yeah, when you swap the Hoosie-doosie, I just need phases.
Hold.
We're like, don't hold it.
I'm just so walkin'!
Well, that's a kind of good really good right now, boy.
Nah, there's no chance we'll get you.
Oh
Oh my goodness, I don't think she's at 300% thing. I just saw a monster behind me.
I did 155 to someone I do not like.
They have claymores?
How did they get claymores?
Another odd key.
I don't know how to get claymores.
I thought I was coming down
We never
I got killed by a guy.
Hold up, is there a chance that we put that there last round?
I guess it wouldn't.
I mean, wouldn't we just restart the game?
That's not positive.
Yeah, I had his name on it for me too.
Oh.
I don't know.
There's nothing there.
You know how it is, it's over.
Okay, I kind of was trying to get into the groove by here, boys.
He's first besides you going good.
I'm just gonna go, oh my god.
You have to redo that.
I
I don't know your kids after you die
Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out!
Oh, come on!
Jump, jump, jump!
No!
Get back!
Come back!
Now there's a black eye on the cell there.
Yeah, we're playing more.
See something!
There's one!
I'll go first.
I'll check it.
I'm waiting to give me your plate.
Cut that!
There's one!
Give me the plate!
No!
What's in the chat?
I'm thinking about talking to you, so.
What's going on?
It's down there on the point.
Come on in.
What?
I should have loaded this fucking.
Okay, I'm walking, walking.
I should have loaded this fucking.
You wouldn't even kill me then, Tom.
There's already blood behind me.
Oh my God, I can't.
I can hit him!
Hey guys, what's going on?
I'm shooting.
You're shooting.
I'm shooting.
I
Get in!
Fuck!
Fuck! He's got all your ass!
How the fuck am I supposed to be in the Kremu?
I just picked a weapon!
Okay.
Oh, Joe!
You need to have a few good-
You need to go-
You need to go back.
You need to have a few good-
They keep asking me stuff.
I got you, I got you, fuck!
I'm on fire now!
I don't fear the赛ness!
Nooooooooooooo!!
Get over here, get over here, get over here!
I'm behind you I'm behind you, I got you!
Get over here, get over here!
Let's get over here!
Oh my god!
I can hide, come on now I'm so close to it
I'll push out of here!
Get out of here, get out of here
Push forward boys, push forward!
You can't go down!
I have to get down there first, bro.
What? What? What?
Oh my God!
I got you! Get up!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you.
I have a shotgun to the stairs, so oh my God!
Guys! Get up, Tim!
No!
I have to reload! I have to reload! I have to reload!
I have a little point for you!
I can't hit him! I can't hit him!
Bro, if you can't hit him, I can see you fall right here.
I can't hit him! I can't hit him!
He's got a kick out of Claymore's little rats!
I can't eat with my Claymore, but I also got my side.
Oh, I just get the layoffs, Claymore.
I survived him in my home!
Oh, my god!
I survived him in my home!
He got me.
I'm coming boys! I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I got somebody!
Hey guys!
Hey!
I got somebody!
Boys, whatever you do!
I'm going to leave the boys!
I'm coming!
I'm out of with you!
I'm working!
Damn it!
I'm dead.
You guys are alone. No.
Gotta admit it. Gotta go.
I
Oh
Okay, well we have to get to that one. We're gonna keep making me go on my body
Oh
Go go go
I'm on it right now.
Yeah, easy, easy.
Easy.
I'm gonna get you!
No!
Fuck!
Fuck off!
Oh my god!
Okay, you got what strategy you want to do, Jack?
No, I think it was the last.
I just did the strategy. I probably won that one.
No, I can't do that loud or low. I can't do it.
It was long, you know what I'm saying?
Fuck!
Fuck off!
I
Don't know how to do this one
Go up that it's gonna. Yeah, I need you up. Yeah
Hey guys
No
Oh
Put him down!
No, dude.
Somebody's got to get him.
Hey, guys, I'm on D.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Oh, you're crazy.
You guys are crazy.
I'm not any guy!
I'm not any guy.
I'll get out of here, Nani.
Oh, my.
That guy is a Karmadon.
Karmadon is just fucking Claymore.
I'll see that.
Alright, I got you, don't worry.
Karmadon just get out of here.
Karmadon fucking Claymore is the real deal.
Very easy.
I have a Karmadon.
Is it Clark Karn?
And Dawn. Get Dawn out of here too.
Karmadon.
You guys with D.O.S.?
Yeah.
They're out. They're out.
I got him!
Oh, man, he's not nice.
This is impossible, boys.
Goddamn, stand by!
Hey, please, watch the rain, watch the rain, watch the rain, watch the rain, watch the rain!
Oh, you're pulling people, you're pulling people, you're pulling people, you're pulling people!
Are you doing down?
Look it out!
Holy shit!
Goddamn!
They're just everywhere!
I got two people coming over to grenade!
No!
Come on it.
Come on it. Come on it. Come on it. Come on it.
I got you. I got you.
Close the set.
You deserve the ground next to me.
I
You're all dead.
This shit boy's holding back on the back.
They're coming from the sky.
I'm dead.
Get out of here.
I'm going to kill you.
No.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Stay alive.
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
Game! Oh my God.
Oh my God!
Are you angry?
We're doing great!
Sorry!
Yeah!
I'm out of this!
My voice!
Go!
Now we use this...
What?
me not on the reloading sheet and he used it at night, give him so you know, say what?
how did he do that?
kick him so he had the chance
what the heck is that?
I don't think you should reload
yes
oh
oh no
got him, got him, nice
on the board
I
not do it without banning hundreds and hundreds of people.
We might be the A team.
We might be the A plus S squad.
Bro, that guy on the point before us,
he started shaking us.
Bro, you guys should have seen my POV
of the point we always die on.
That was terrible.
I was just running in circles in some house day.
I was like, just, we're sitting, oh my God, oh my God.
Just running in circles.
I was choosing I wait what what what what's the new tech close you what's the tag?
We do penetration was that good
Dude, I was yeah, I was clattering people was sick penetration 30 round what else though
I do 30 round penetration and I got the basic and the basic side. I think there's anything else you can do
Because you can take off keep you have the barrel
No, you can change the barrel
you technically out of muscle to know you can't because you can't take off the
basic or the basic side oh I see what you mean you have either to get off the
30 rounder or the penetration which is really making sense a lot of emphasis on
Penetration yeah the penetration. Oh
I love the p-18 I'm frying with it
We just use the p-18 with the 5.7. Oh, it's I'm having no wish. I'm not even a yes, and I'm just
When you guys are boys
Hold on give me a second. Let me check out my p-18. Let me see machine
It's the max round you can have on the p18 is 21. What makes the p18 better than the I
Literally donate. Yes. I just fire it and absolutely fry
When the 5 p8 point seven still be better than that. I don't know. I know if it ain't broke don't fix it right now
It ain't broke
Word word
I don't know what that means
You could do hollow point improved headshot damage.
Yeah, it's one type of headshot anyway.
Yeah, well not like past like 50 meters.
Okay, honestly I'm gonna see with the 5.7.
I think that's the best weapon for this.
And listen, wait, does this one have a bigger mag?
I'm putting that one on the UCEDP.
The 5.7?
Um
Yes 5.7 with 31 around if you choose me and look at the 5.7 if you choose one of these other ones you like unstoppable force
Can you put extra stuff on there? No
It's not how it works. Oh
I don't know. I only have the warfighter
No, that's how it works up. Yeah, no
You look at the damage
Wait, what makes these other ones so much better?
Like, on the right side?
Or is this just skin? It's just skin.
I think it is just skin. I think it's attachments when you click around.
I think.
Look at this one, holy crap.
Yeah, I don't know why, but it's like...
It's super blurry on my screen. I don't know why, but...
It looks like it would be cool if I could see it.
I don't know what's going on. Maybe my computer's rotten.
I'm not gonna be a f***ing good on you.
Wait, that was a whoopee go!
Alright, okay.
I think I already have the ideal setup.
I'm telling you, Hutch, I strongly recommend switching to the 5.17.
It's tech, it's tech!
You may laugh now, but it is the tech!
No, I agree with you, and I just leveled it up, and it was good when I leveled it up, so...
I'm happy where I'm at.
I'll be my lowrider and join myself.
What's the code again?
ZHTBU.
Oh, no, I have memorized it.
What's the code again?
We waiting on that here now. I'm ready to get the code ZHTUV
That's not it either
Wait VC away people are saying and protect the peanut the VCR is good. What's the VCR? Oh
Oh, no, no, no, no, that was a that was when we were playing. What's it called? Oh, bro?
I like this game. I feel like I'm playing zombies. Oh, there is only guy feels like I'm playing you guys remember the
MW two lobbies infections
Reload thank you so much for the $7 super chat hella boys. I wasn't cheating the game said assassin mode and gave me a knife fellow
Well, back back back back. W. We're back. That's in my boy. We're back back. W
Yeah, you want to go back you want to go back to back. W
We back back. W also a guy just said
I
Wasn't cheating the game said assassin mode and it gave me a knife. I guess they have an assassin mode
I'll take that assist
All right, we won that's all
The knife is something Claire's you've got tops in a road get
You should have popped on the door though!
You're doing pretty good!
We're on it, by the way guys.
Are you cheating?
Nooooooo.
By the way, I was going to tell the zombies this because it's kind of glitched that we're cheating on that one round.
But boys, the round after this round after that round might want to go just the right way.
There's no people holding the ring.
Brad! George Lane!
I
You are most guilty of this game, pal.
It's a little game.
No, no, no, no!
He's not a good player.
He's a jolly.
He's a Mr. Jolly.
And I do Chuck E. Cheese's.
Any more, okay?
Fuck you!
Press me!
He's dressed to give the other one a head.
I don't know. He's not doing it.
Come on.
you have to run here get ready to break get ready to break yeah oh dirty here
we're breaking they were breaking they were breaking they
Oh
Oh my, oh my!
Yeah!
One to one one!
Wait, it's fixed, it's fixed, it's fixed, it's fixed!
No the water!
Shit!
I'm going down.
I'm going to keep my, I'm going to keep my...
Nice.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it guys.
This is laggy.
Don't play!
Don't.
No, I already got you, Warner! I already got you there!
Not anymore, bitch!
That's kinda crooked, boys!
Yeah, suck it, suck it, suck it!
Nice.
Oh my god
Also SMG I'm on it. I'm back over
nooo
they are fighting
oh
happened
hey you wanna lose the other team
we gotta get another point
oh
i just gotta let the team throw my mic
please god
oh
I can't, I can't, this one.
One more, one more, one more.
Take away the skies!
Do you want to help?
They're under right here, they're right here!
Oh my god!
From this guy.
There's so many up top.
We all dead.
They're taking it yet.
The top spawn is what makes this so hard.
We're on it.
We have three shooting the ground.
One guy is looking to the side.
We can get up there four times.
Oh my god
I just put a bomb
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God.
No! I ran off! I ran off! I ran off!
I was me! I was me! I ran off!
Oh, I'm kind of stupid.
Oh my God! Super day! Super day!
I'm beefing.
Nice!
Oh my god, next one at the top.
If you would make it 24.
We got this.
Yep.
I saw it in teams.
It's a really big test we need to do.
They have a fucking car!
What?
They have a car!
What?
They have a car!
Oh my god, they have a car again and a thousand men.
Oh my god!
No!
Okay, alright.
Okay.
Won the battle against...
Do they have a little...
I'm staring at a little car right now guys.
What is that?
What do you mean they don't have a car?
One the battle against... do they have a...
I'm staring at a little of a fall right now guys.
What is that?
What do you mean there's a fall?
It looks like a large rover.
It's like a rover that shoots.
No!
I'm blitzing, I'm blitzing, I'm blitzing.
I'm blitzing.
There guys, I might have to... wait.
Get it, get it, get it, get it.
Confess it, confess it.
I was on the point! Hiding!
What is it you get by the end of the battle?
What is the end of this game?
He's shocking me through a car.
We got it! We got it!
How do you kill us in my head?
I'm locking in.
I'm with the zombies. I'm doing the family.
I
have decided to work with them.
Logging in to that work.
Yeah, I got you.
You see that.
Okay, alright, I'm gonna get these guys over the beat.
Oh my goodness!
Oh, I just killed three of them.
I think someone's killed them.
You're up now to beat my beat.
Like you do, like you do.
Perfect, perfect.
Alright, okay.
I don't know what this guy's doing.
Is that guy blind?
Where are these guys coming from?
Stop and reflect if their entire team is just T-Bagging.
There's like five of them in just T-Bagging.
Boys, lock it in, lock it in.
oh my god
hey chest you guys
stand by
hi brother
what the hell
hi buddy
jocely
come with me guys
i'm so locked in
i'm gonna get the next one
yeah i just killed like 50 people
hey kill him guys
They're going down there they're going down
They're on it, they're on it, they're on it
They're so good, they're so good
They're so good
Okay
Okay, if you press six, if you press six, you're gonna get all my money.
Jumping off my shotgun gun.
Shit.
Okay, out of here, you can out of your spot.
Where is everyone?
Why did you leave me here?
Daddy made me deem you?
Yeah.
Oh, no!
Please, please, please!
Can I hit baby?
I
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jayson is a bad guy
Jayson man, hey, Jayson buffalo
Jayson by the source
Slow to ready
I just ran into their squad and tried to become one of them and they killed me
Oh no!
Get away from me!
You get like, you get like, stuck in their force field, you can't move!
You get stuck in their force field and you can't move!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
She was so much like, I said, take your time bro.
I got- oh no!
I'm getting out of your kills!
Don't set, there's my!
Oh my god, I'm a different boy.
I'm just playing 3D.
Oh.
Oh no, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
Oh, is that, how do you get high, Danny?
What a shot.
The shot there is amazing.
Oh my gosh.
You like it?
No, I don't like it.
I don't know what this is.
I don't like it.
Guys, why are you...
Mom!
Let me hit!
Get him out!
How many am I?
One of them's a piece!
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa!
Guys!
What the...
Go!
I'm shocking!
There we go.
Close the bridge!
Stand by!
Get out of the way!
I'm on it!
We're starting!
Charge set! Stand by!
Yeah!
Remind me to grab that.
Back to back, back to back, back to back.
Back to back, back to back, back to back, back to back, back to back.
Close the break.
I think we're getting the crazy in there.
Alright, who has the most kills, pal?
I mean, who does the better who has the most kills?
The guys in the deep one.
The deep center deep.
Now I get it.
Now I'm locked in.
You're not supposed to stop me now.
What is this 6G? You pressed 6.
You're dead.
Uh, that makes it...
Close the set!
No, no, no!
No, 6 is good!
6 is good!
Let's go!
We didn't see it in the mortals again.
We were reflecting.
We're gonna cross-speed into the ring.
Yeah, but what do you...
Grind it!
How do you beat it, Doug?
Why?
What?
It's not a good stuff.
Nothing happened.
No, your finger gets stuck out.
It's a cool downer.
It's a good you have to get it.
We're doing good.
You can't even beat what you talk about.
You see how the right side of the game is.
You guys are all getting one died.
Six shut up.
No, no.
It's rallying, crying.
It's a fucking car jumping.
It's all scamming, everything.
No.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, yeah.
No.
Yeah, the more kills we get, the faster we all move.
And then we get faster.
We go to C, we go to D, we're near by enemies.
Adrenaline, any reflection per kill.
Move faster.
No.
Oh, no it doesn't.
Why am I playing fine?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Okay.
Hold on.
Oh, these guys, these guys movement really good.
Oh yeah, these are demons, these are demons.
Watch the leg!
You think they were much of a place or how?
Just one point to the bottom.
Here, cry and cry.
I forgot you guys.
You rallying?
Yeah, I cry like that.
Woo!
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
I only cry after this.
I could have said that!
But it was that idea, so I did it!
Oh, you!
Oh my god, it's bad.
You like don't want to stop, I didn't see it.
Yeah, we're starting out.
I
Who's that beam-hagging me, N.J?
Okay, guys, I'll be getting it. Keep going.
Okay.
I've walked out. You're building?
Keep your eyes open. Get ready, get ready, get ready.
I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up, ready.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
You objecting, look ahead.
I think I'll chase them all.
Blossom set!
I guess I should have shot him, but I was like running the opposite, look at the point.
I'm on it!
Okay, alright.
Go on it.
Take my coat, put it on the bed.
That guy, I died so many times in a row.
Oh, no.
I died in a row.
No, no, no, no.
I am...
I am coming.
I just jumped off the boat.
Oh
Yeah, he's teabagging me
I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not deep I'll be on the moment
I
Come on boys!
Come on boys, come on boys, come on boys!
No, they got me!
Is my day over?
Come on boys!
Come on boys, come on boys, come on boys!
Yeah!
We get her now, we get her now!
Yes, yes, yes!
Anyone? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Come on!
I need res.
I'm dead.
Oh, no.
I'm on it.
I
Stay on it, stay on it, stay on it, stay on it, stay on it, anyone?
It's on, it's on, it's on, it's on it!
Oh, okay!
Stay on it, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on!
Hey, stay on it!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Stay on it, stay on it!
Oh!
No!
I coined foot with a C4 and I killed everyone, he's putting my sword.
Ah, that's on me.
Actually, I could have stayed on it way longer.
Oh!
Charge light!
guys move it's a leak
Yeah, I know
I'm shooting too long stick move stick it move Chad stick it move
We got it! We got it!
We got it! We got it! We got it!
You kicked him out!
Go away!
You going with the gunman?
God said, stand by!
Go him down, boys!
Yo, one behind you, above us!
One behind us, above us!
Oh my god, what the hell?
I'm kind of nasty!
I ain't!
I'm disgusting!
Oh my god, what the hell?
Guys, you should be behind me, I'm...
Are you ready?
Dude, we're getting really good at that, actually.
That one was a hard one.
We're getting ready to shoot him!
Oh no!
I'm going to kill you.
Go staircase.
Nice.
There's a poor guy.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to blow it up.
Come on in.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
Okay.
Are you like this?
It's got my glass.
Okay.
I'm pretty big.
You got it.
Oh, Jesus.
I didn't brand it.
Oh my goodness. I just put on a full rod and it's a high-closure. It killed a hundred of them.
Oh
I was about to raise you!
Boys, they're trying to camp us in the stairs.
They're under the stairs.
They're like, go, go, go, go, go!
We're losing, we're losing, we're losing!
There's their stair camp. It's actually genius.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!
I'm out! I'm out!
I'm out!
Nice!
No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
No! No!
Oh, no, no, no!
I got you, boss!
Run!
Oh, my gosh, get out of here!
Hey, hey, hey, boss!
Get out of here, boss!
Please help me!
Help us!
Oh, guys!
We're gonna get out of the dungeon!
Oh, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh
Oh my god.
I was actually cooking.
They're already on the other stairs.
Oh my god.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh man.
Break that stick, that stick.
Oh my god.
Oh my God, I'm so good at this.
Oh my god.
Where's my gun at?
Oh my god.
I don't understand these grenades.
We have 10 seconds, we have 10 seconds.
I'm not on time! I'm not on time!
I'm not on time, you cannot leave the place.
I'm here! I'm here!
Let me go!
Alright, now.
They check, they check, they check who's laying down.
No way.
I was told to reset the log yet. He made some changes
But they made some changes they made some changes it really did there's a new stop
I don't know what it is
I keep beginning to code
Guys what the code again?
The htb
Gtb you oh
Oh
Upgrade the shotgun I'm gonna be real with you. I'm I live I
Love everything about right now. I'm cool with everything
I'm in a good spot
Ready boss we ready ready ready ready boss
is is is is is that fat guy back
you back
we haven't used my battlefield 60 at all the petite I mean I see just very I
haven't used at all very skinny person is here oh that's great to hear that's
great to hear is waiting here
Oh, I don't know dude. There was a thousand of them
Where's too bad?
Was you
Where's the other large fellow? All right, I'm here. I'm here. There he is. There he is
Let's ride
Well peanut changes pistol he likes his pistol
He really likes his pistol
Yo Todd, I appreciate you, man.
Alright, I'm locked in, I'm locked.
oh yeah i can already tell what i'm getting from it. i can already tell if you're a lock in. bad guy is not lock in.
go go go
oh no
I'm checking out the place under our control
oh my god
that starts again
close attack
where is he?
get him out of here
oh right
he's making bulls with time to fuck it
Yeah, he didn't think he was the first one to hit him, oh, that's not bad.
Who do you think you are, baby?
Who do you think you are?
You're the Claymore guy.
Yeah, he was the one who was trying to play Morse.
Okay, now I'll do that.
No.
Come on, baby!
Fuck the line!
Guys!
Okay, break the break, break the break, break the break!
I can't hit the break!
I got the low.
There you go!
Oh, I missed the top one!
Shoot it this way!
No, no.
Not good.
Oh, nice.
Don't play!
One at point.
One left.
Oh
They're so quick and got both of us Wow
There's a million, there's a million, there's a million in your life!
I'm bringing about a million more down the stairs now!
Damn it!
Oh my gosh, that is...
I'm a little cornered again!
There's a million in there!
Close the check!
Oh my god, I'm saying what?
Oh my god, I'm doing it.
I didn't do it pretty good, boys!
I did it!
Wow, man!
You need to need a lot!
I need a lot!
I seem to have got a shotgun and killed like seven.
Pure him!
Come on!
Launch the ready!
I got four more!
I got it!
I got a million health!
Benz!
I
Worry
Oh my god, I'm not dead.
Alright, we're lowing in.
I got a two.
There's first, there's first.
Shoot it, we got it off.
Oh, I'm on fire!
They have a fucking thing to get, man.
Got a little deep?
Dragon!
I can't!
I
Have the valley pride with someone faster
I'll hold the bottom
Oh my god that guy has clean wars down on this thing bro.
Got a rammed us alive.
Oh my god.
Got a R.S.P.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Thank you man, thank you man, thank you for this man.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh my gosh.
No.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
What?
He laid behind me!
Oh, by the- they're behind all the walls!
Catch him up, catch him up, catch him up, catch him up!
He has a knife!
Wait, we're getting it, we're getting it, we're getting it!
Oh, I died, I just shot him, I died.
Oh my god, and just he and he'll die and we'll have to pay more.
How long?
Shania died.
He did.
Oh my god.
This Tien, he'll die.
We had a lot more.
How about it?
That's a good man.
Kick him!
Bitch.
Oh.
Guys, I was probably too much of a yellow team, and I just got to play down.
You got to be kidding me.
You have to be kidding me.
Watch the set!
How do you how do they get the night you have to die how many times
Or they have to zap it
Oh my
I told so many, I told so many, I told so many, I told so many, I told so many.
Bam!
Incredible table, whoever said that incredible table.
That's mine.
Who won?
Yeah! Holy shit!
I won't keep that point.
Let's go! Break, break, break to get ready to blow it up.
I feel like they just ran to the stairs.
I can't see so hard, but I'm just down here.
Bring them down.
Lee Bay, you can turn it off, though.
Touchdown, go, go, go!
Almost got some B-boys.
Hey guys, I'm on A.
Charge, Lee!
Run, you with the boys?
Are you good boys?
I heard him, I heard him.
Yeah, there's no way for him to come out.
We cannot die listen we cannot die we die we get stuck down here run your
Oh no no no
Wait, I'm under?
No, I didn't
No, I was under the tree!
They're all sitting behind walls
I
I'm coming
Oh my gosh, that was a huge claim or whoever that was.
That was me.
Oh my god.
I'm like.
No.
Come on.
No.
Get ready, get ready.
I tried deep into the air. I respect the fuck.
No, fuck off.
I killed somebody!
No, brother!
I tried!
No
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
Let's go, it's boys!
I just fell through that crack by now.
This is it! This is it! This is it!
Oh my god! This is it!
There's somebody dead, there's somebody dead, there's somebody dead.
He's got a ring to hit him. Hold on, I don't understand.
Run!
You got it right here now!
No, man!
I'm running right now!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'm out of folksy. I'm out of I'm out of I'm out of I'm out of
No!
Come back.
Kill me.
Damn it.
Aim!
Wait down, Will!
Aim!
God set, stand by!
Aim!
So this inconsistent guy is a defibbing demon.
He is running at Mach 90, never skipping a beat and just die saving him.
These are believable.
Okay.
Contact!
Hey, what's up, sir?
Guys, I kinda have a crazy plan in my way.
Alright, you know how we do the one at the bottom?
Yeah.
Focus on the point while the other two get LMPs.
Oh, that's right!
And save the LMP.
The wind were on that
I mean when we went up there and got it like easy it was whenever two of us had SMG's. Imagine what others did.
Yeah
I'm gonna need a beer after this.
Guys, we drinking at 40s?
I'm pretty sure we're gonna be at 40s.
Oh!
Yes, we are.
We know we're gonna be here.
It's Thursday!
How about it?
We're gonna make you drink a mucket!
Thank you!
Oh my goodness, guys!
Oh my goodness!
I'm gonna get a wind flow into his pussy whistle.
Bro, it's red!
Why is it red?
I'm gonna eat it!
Oh my goodness!
Oh wait.
New objective marked.
What's that?
Don't attack him!
Lost the party!
Not this guy, fuckaboo.
Not this guy!
Who just went to speak to you? I love the guy who just wanted to speak to you.
Oh yeah, that one's a demon.
That guy's the real demon.
I
I'll hold this down. I'll see you on the other side.
I got you back up! I got you back up!
Got him!
He's behind us! He's behind us!
I just got the shot, eh?
I miss, I miss, I miss.
No, no, no!
Oh my god, that's him.
Oh my god.
I'm part of the zombie crew now.
Oh my god!
Close the shut, damn!
Guys, there's a thousand other boys!
We're not down to...
I can move myself!
Stop, I just got stuck in here.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I step on one floor of my own.
I'm dead!
Get out of here!
I'm not in the mood!
He's got me!
Get out of here!
Res me.
Res me if you can.
I'm gonna stop you!
I've killed myself to a grenade so many times guys. You've never lost a point locking it
We gotta go down together we gotta go down together I'm wearing it ready
where is that?
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ahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahaha
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wait, where are you?
not on my watch
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ahahahahahahahahaha
i'm going in
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oh
nice
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Where's that Claymore?
We're gonna lose. We're gonna lose.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Okay!
How did I do 40 damage?
I'm gonna use the game.
I'm going to use my 5 foot room with 50 people in it.
It's only the 61 the numbers of that somebody do the math.
Yeah, the TN guy he's waiting for Claymore.
He just killed me with one as well.
No, bitch
I don't know what more and how long but boys you got this
I mean significantly getting worse
You see this move?
Yo, I probably have one more shot.
I gotta go, so I try to put out this one.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's do it. LG, come on.
Pull up, pull up.
Every other point, every other point will maximum capture it.
Can I say something with love and compassion?
Ever since Cloncy said, one to the face is a one shot.
I have been one shoted!
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
God said, J5!
OK!
I can't hit that guy!
Dude, that's a demon! That guy's moving to the stage!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
That guy's moving to the stage!
You guys have that I'm the next objective, no!
No, no, no, I'm sorry
No, no, no, no, no!
I'll stop the shooting, I'll just think die
I'm not gonna die
Okay
How do you like that, bitch?
I'm gonna take you now
I'm gonna take you
I
What
My god
We got it. Yeah, we got it. We got it. We got it.
I'll wait. Wait, what?
Oh, shit.
Fucking hell.
Come on.
Don't step. Stand by.
Don't step.
Bro you died ten times you're the worst in the lobby and I hate you
I'm farming down here for a bit
Okay
Got to lose me and go!
I shoot him down, I kill him down!
Wait, we lost, we lost, we lost, we lost.
Did anyone hit it?
I can't hit it.
Got to try one more.
One more.
Okay, actual loss.
I lose on this one.
I'll get four again.
My brother is a bird.
Give me a favorite, Ban Pee Hill into a Plyvian!
No, he's not gonna cheat him!
But because he's so good!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I was not meant to play Morcs!
I want, I want, I got a-
He's an animal!
No, they realized what I'm doing.
They figured it out wrong here.
Go play!
Holy peanut, play Morc-
Run out!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna cut the shotgun without seeing a single bullet.
What?
Chilling myself in my own claymore may be the most tilting thing in this entire game.
I'm on it!
Help!
Come on! Up to the top of the football!
Hey, don't let me go.
Oh my god, the game just got incredibly easier without that guy on the other thing
All right
Alright!
Oh!
That's how it's fun, man, man!
My baby!
Oh, shit!
Ooh, get up, man!
Oh, oh!
Go away!
Yeah, go!
You're gonna take me back!
Yes!
Fuck!
You're gonna take me back!
I'm dead and I deserve the guy.
I've missed every shot.
I'm on it.
I got an SMB on it.
We got this gloss down now.
Go play!
Oh my goodness!
I see what's even!
I'm not doing this!
Guys, I'm laying down on the same bag as them.
Oh yeah, now it's best to all the people who couldn't even...
Go up, go up, go up, go up, go up!
I'm going, you guys stay, I'm going.
Right.
We don't have...
You're gonna have it though you're gonna have it
Yeah
I need a red at the spawn. I need a red at the spawn. Somebody come down. I'm gonna have
I'm gonna rest in the hole!
Flap around the map and get my own flamework!
Get out of here!
This guy had stopped me from making fun of me!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Noooo, I'm coming!
Ted, I was like...
Just got an SMG fucking head, bro!
Coming, coming, coming!
Wait, you're on it, move on.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
This guy has one tapping.
What the fuck?
It's over, it's over.
I can't hit it.
He's one tapping with the thing.
Can you hit it with the hand?
We got this, we got this.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I'm hitting, I'm hitting.
Come on.
Denied.
They're farming.
Denied.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, coming, coming, coming.
They on a P
No way, no way.
No, it dies, it dies.
Oh.
Boys, I gotta go, man.
You just fucking got better.
Yeah, I was good.
We almost had that too, we almost had that too.
Oh no.
You know, at least say, you know what,
at least we got a couple wins.
Like, we won like a few times.
That last-
We won, we won.
Twice, twice.
Nope, twice.
At least we were able to get a win, you know?
Right, that's right.
That's right.
Madness most is how hard we tried
In the members
Time with friends
That's all that we lost all right. I'm leaving by
My footpeller's fucking up love you bye
I'm TN Hill and we can pick up yours load out when you die
let the the devs know that you know hey hey we won twice we won twice and last
week when I had shroud on the team we only won one time and you cheated you
think about it and we cheated it.
Okay, we did great.
We're better than stroud.
Yeah, look at us.
Wouldn't you be scared?
Obviously.
Have you seen us?
You think?
Easily.
We could have won that a third time too.
Just didn't really feel like it.
All right.
Okay.
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I will say try out the new update. It's awesome. That was probably one of the funnest ads I've ever done brother
That was I was just you know, thank you battlefield, but dude. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, thank you
That was probably one of the funnest things have done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I knew you guys would like it
I knew you guys like it. I do. I kind of I kind of like it because like I saw people from the hottest chat
your chat my chat and chat and they were just fucking
Chasing me. It was it was cool. I've never had so many nuts slammed in my face. Then I could add two more
I'm gonna add two more. I have a whole third tribute
All right boys. All right. It was a time to in that part three. Yeah, let me uh
Yeah, let me as well. Give me
one moment. Man, guys, are you
guys, do you guys have trouble
keeping a twitch pin? Good
bye. I cannot chat. Thank you
guys so much. Listen. So now
that the ad is over, we are
going to be going off of
twitch. Everybody say bye to
the twitch chat. We will be
going on just YouTube and
kick the rest of the stream.
Okay. Nighttime games. Night
twitches