you
On the dance by standing on the wall
Get your back up, up, up
I heard all the people saying
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
If you really want it
Get down on it
You gotta be late
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
Baby, baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
Oh, I say, keep it on
What you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dudes what should I do?
You got to get on the roof!
Gentlemen in فيز��
to You, sir.
The morning hutches, oh, simpy cream.
Good.
Someone banned that guy.
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Good morning.
How's everybody doing?
Everybody doing good?
Black shirt.
Gotta change it up.
Keep everybody's head on a swivel.
Gotta keep everybody's head on a swivel.
Black shirt today. Good morning everybody. How's everybody doing?
How's everybody doing? How's everybody doing?
I hope you guys are all doing a fantastic, fantastic,
fantastic, fantastic.
We are going to start today off with a little bit of an announcement.
If you follow me on the Twitter sphere,
you're probably already seen this, but just in case you don't,
We're gonna watch tickle with the five gifted and big dark with the five gifted somebody suck those two off
Thank you for the five gifted a piece much love boys
We're gonna watch this to start today already
Showtime baby
Initiate the AT&T Annihilator Cup sequence.
Parameters.
Four weeks, four games, 20 creators.
Parameters confirmed. Initiating.
Update. Four creators currently in game. Manual connection required.
Then let's get them connected. Activate my portal on their location.
Connecting.
I'ma be honest, I'ma be honest, it's a great video.
You guys get the idea.
We go through the portals.
We...
Oh, AT&T and I let her come.
Peanut defeats him.
Whatever.
Bob off.
AT&T!
Thursday, baby!
He's making sevens!
And come out!
Come on!
I can't listen to this again.
I love Jack.
I might Jack, Jack.
You know what I'm saying?
I might Jack him.
But, yeah, we'll leave it at that.
Anyways, AT&T, a nine liter cup,
our third year in a row.
As you guys know,
And listen, I do a lot of sponsors and ads and whatever, okay?
Lot of them, you know, you boy just does it because a
Goop is gonna goop, you know what I'm saying
Type of one in the chat if you know what I'm saying. I can't say it, but a goop has got a goop
You know what I mean?
Well, here's the thing
the AT&T
Annihilator cup is different you want to know why it's different because every year
Every
Single year by every year. I mean the last two years. I have only gotten worse
For some reason on the big stage. I
Crumble I don't know why I
Don't know why
I don't is anybody this is basically mainly for my mods because they're the only ones who somehow save the clips where I look the worst
Does anybody by chance have the clip of me throwing the League of Legends match from last year?
Does anybody have that clip?
Honestly, it's probably one of the top clips on AT&T.
You know, and funny enough, we hold some of the highest viewed clips on AT&T.
One of them is whenever I stated that I was going to shove my thumb up my asshole because
I kept getting destroyed in Fortnite and I would have better luck trying to kill somebody
that way than what I was already doing.
And I got in trouble for saying that.
What kind of?
Well, they basically, yeah, kind of.
And the other one, yep here it is, here it is, right here.
Here it is, let's go ahead and take a look.
Grappling hook that he's fucking Spider Man-ing across the map.
I'm over here with my thumb straight up my rectum. What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do? It's him again?
This is on the mainstream. This is on the...
Yeah, not a good luck not
That one didn't sit well that one
little bit of a slip up
Little bit of a slip up on that one, you know
Mistakes happen mistakes happen. It is what it is. It is what it is
You know
Whatever whatever
And then where's my other one it has to be up here somewhere
Maybe it isn't because to everyone else. It was just another day
To me it was the worst moment of my life
Basically do we have it
Basically double lifts team we had a huge lead
Double lift called out of play where he's gonna beat me into a bush every single person on
On my team yelled hutch don't go into that bush. I went into that bush and
We lost the entire game because of it. It is what it is my bad
So first year we got what place did we get the first year does anyone anyone remember?
Say you want to remember I think it was like seventh. Yeah, we got seventh our first year our
Our second year after a lot of training and late nights practicing
We got 15th it is what it is. It is what it is
It is what it is
This year
We're gonna win that bitch now I'm gonna say this and I'm just gonna be honest. Can I be honest with y'all I?
I pray to God that I don't get drafted by peanut
I'm pretty sure the captains are the ones who were on that screen. It's Tyler one
Ludwig peanut and an adept or adept whatever the fuck his name is. I
Don't want to get drafted by peanut. I don't want to get drafted by adept. I
Am praying that I get drafted
My double lift
Because he wins every year he can carry me through league. He's good at CS
He's good at fighting games
And I don't remember what the fourth game is and
I pray I get drafted by Tyler one because the only person who can beat double if just he won in league and that's a guaranteed
That's guaranteed points
but if I
Get drafted by fucking peanut
I'm gonna be pissed
Cuz that is a guaranteed loss in all of the games
All of them
It's a guaranteed
20th place potential
He will take the ship to the bottom of the ocean and have me with it
100% I know he's gonna pick me
I know he is. I know for a fact he's gonna pick me and the whole the whole
tournament he's just gonna fuck with me. I know it. We're gonna be in the middle of
a match for a $200,000 and he's gonna start sniffing my ass, you know? But the
content I'm trying to win damn it I'm trying to win something one time I
always lose
damn damn we got a hold man please tell me Summit is playing as well again um
If someone was playing he would have tweeted something out did he tweet anything out?
He is playing there it is there it is so I
Can tell you who's playing I think
Yeah, I can tell you who's playing one second. Let me look
So, we got Lily, Mith, Jacob Bank, Doublelift, Izzy Kitten, Fuzly, myself, Peanut, Adapt,
Ludwig T1.
Let me see if I can find the actual list.
Who else is on here?
An eight shot is playing, Terrik is playing.
It's loaded this year.
I think this is the most loaded, Zuma is playing.
I think this is the most loaded year
that we've played it.
Like there's so many people in it.
Is Landmark playing?
I don't know, is Landmark in it this year?
Did he tweet anything?
Oh
It's under talent
I don't know what that is. Oh, it's right here
Meet the talent. Okay, here we go
Here we go. Here we go. All right. We got Kers JD captains, Ludwig peanut,
adapted Tyler one, the players in the room. Lily myth, dizzy, Genji, double lift.
God, what the fuck is this picture, man? Can we send him a different picture guys?
I
Looked like shit in this one man. I look like a milk dud
Damn it who took that
Probably my wife
Squeaks jake and bake Emily Wang nade shot Foosley
Yvonne Katamina scum summit. Oh, that's it right there
No, there has to be more than that
Is that everybody? Maybe that's everybody
These are all the commentators
There it is. That's it
That's it. That's it
Do the pic the picture is a damn shame. It's a damn shame
So that's the plan. That's the plan. So I'm excited, man. It's my favorite event of every
year. I'm super happy and pumped that they invited me back. I don't know why they keep
inviting me back, but I'm thankful that they do. Very thankful that they do. So I'm excited.
I can't wait. Clip Q is now open. Post your clips in the chat. Yeah, no landmark this
sure yeah he's probably busier or something
he ain't beating the big back allegations and shit I ain't Emma they get a
kickback for helping the disabled oh some abandon motherfucker right now
some will bend that asshole right now yo Tyler thank you for the tenor no
faith in the nut mr. Hutch come on listen I've played this shit many of times you
gotta understand something okay this isn't some ha ha ha event this is an
event of killers and nobody holds back they thump you they beat you they fill
pillowcases full of bars of peanut butter freeze it in the freezer and beat
eat this shit out of you with it.
Okay?
And here's the thing about nut.
Here's the thing about Ludwig.
Here's the thing that's different about those two
than Doublelift.
Oh wait, was Doublelift the captain?
Who was the captain again?
Was it T1?
I don't think Doublelift's the captain this year.
Well anyways, here's the difference.
that T1 has a game that he will for sure potentially win, adapt, call the duty.
I don't know if he still plays a lot, but he's going to be very good.
Ludwig, I don't know.
I don't really know what game he's good at.
Maybe the fighting games.
P that's not good at fucking any of them other than maybe CS maybe.
We got to be on a team that actually has people that is good at shit.
Peanut ain't good at anything other than killing me in every game. We play and
Yapping
Oh he it listen, I hope I get drafted by T1
I hope I hope T1 picks me. That's who I hope picks me is T1
I pray that he's the reason or he's a he's the way that is shown. I pray I
Pray
oh fuck give up I give up I got him cuz I got him I am your conqueror I am your
Demon
No, no, yeah, we are definitely so oh
Hey, big streamer. I know
No, and you should be pretty familiar with this
You put it at my gun goodbye
We needed that for the big snow cones man.
I needed it more.
I got him coach, I got him!
I am your conqueror!
I am your demon!
Are you ready?
We are definitely so...
Oh hey!
You should be pretty familiar with this.
They're quick with this animated video.
I got them!
They are quick with the animated videos.
Good one, good one.
I'm just playing time for you.
I'm low.
Am I dumping?
No, no, I don't think so.
I have no walls.
Maybe we're pushing down the hill to look to loot.
He's not there.
I have no walls
I'm dead here
So dark shit, so dark shit I killed him
I think they're all dead here, they're all dead here
It just sounds like my home
That much!
With his mojito down below
Can't even aim
Used to be insane
Not the only thing he can direct his plans
Close he did
1111
Close he did
1111
Close he did
I
Ocean yeah, I got seven
That's a motion. Oh, we say we see on close. He's oh, I think close. He's leaving our teams
Wait, why why well apparently closey and hot they decided that they would swap or something
I don't know. I think close to our team today. No coming back. Oh
Oh my goodness. This is the perfect clunky room. This is the perfect closer. Yeah
I don't want coax you leave either, but I'm barely they added an agreement
I didn't coax you still on our team today, and I think tomorrow I got to that
He switches or something. I'll try to keep them on the let's try to convince him to stay on I
Mean, I'ma be honest. I hope coax. He stays on so I don't see myself
Playing rust anytime soon. I don't see it
It's like me leaving Russ for like to join and play like the aisle
But not really like okay. I'm not saying Russ is aisle though. Not even fucking close
That game is fucking hot dog shit poop dick fucking trash ass fucking I swear to God
We got an audit hutch and figure out the fucking equity. Yeah, it was good
He owns a share in that company and as a matter of fact if you ever see me
If you ever see me playing that game religiously and talking about it like hutch
I'll be I will be an equity odor as well
hahahahahahahahah
Coco wouldn't know a good game if it hit him straight in this fucking Johnson, okay?
Coco's been playing the same game for 37 years straight. He doesn't know what a good game is.
He doesn't play any other games other than the fucking rust.
You can't sit there and play the same game for 35 years straight
Doing the same shit every single day and then say this game is good and that game is bad
You don't fucking know you don't play other games
You don't play other games. I play every game. You don't play dick
Honestly, you owe me play dick
So bitch
They're shooting
They oh my god, they damaged the top they gave it to top so I couldn't upgrade
Oh my god
I'm done these fucking bees. How do you mean these
second you live water she about winning she might have everything I don't know
the more I think we're taking up a few more seconds
we have the last second on the last fucking second guys
this is what we do what we do what you know what you know what you know we
know door I'm gonna put it on the right here I already got this side it's
this one right here it's just one right here this one right here
I don't know if we got metal for that.
They end up getting raided.
They still have 3 more doors to DC and I armored it, so it should be good.
Okay, okay, are you ready?
3, 2, 1, go!
One down, one down!
I'm dead, I'm dead!
I almost wrote ank I
Oh
What the hell are these guys doing
How fast was this from whatever it started check hmm way they're running away
Yeah, I don't know this is two hours in yeah, yeah fucking piece of shit. Let's do this up
All right, well
Okay
I don't know, but you're gonna come in behind me apparently admins extended it for them
You're lying
They did open they opened the UI for him. It's kind of like the the only benefit you have
From a small team willingness a large team is a large team at least has to figure out who to shoot
Don't you bend the rules?
I lost my fight
well I don't know maybe we go somewhere else tomorrow that's I don't know why
the rules would get bent that heavily when that's that gigantic of an advantage
so they got a beaver cut going on they said they did it because they they were
accidentally banning peanuts teammates they couldn't tell who was a stream
cipher who wasn't okay well it doesn't matter it doesn't change the advantage
it's rust if you can't handle it don't play it I mean if you can't
the hand. Bro, the Russ chatters, man. The Russ chatters. Talking about the game of Russ
like it's fucking Vietnam. You know what I mean? Like, oh my God, do I hate them? Do
I hate them? They talk about their game like it's the craziest, most hard game to ever
play ever. Oh God. End of the UI not holding your weapon team. That's kind of stupid. I'll
be honest there. Because it's like the only negative you have on Rust to having a giant
team is that you don't always get to shoot instantly because you have to figure out
if they're your teammate or not. Just give them the UI. What kind of stupid shit is
going on here, bro. I don't even know if I'm going to go back to the other server.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm kinda, I'm kinda...
I don't know.
I kinda got a bad taste of my mouth and all this shit, basically.
What I'm trying to say.
Kinda sick of this stupid stuff, you know what I mean?
No one wants to actually play f***ing real rust.
You know, they're all playing around with...they're all playing bullshit rust.
You know?
I'll play bullshit rust.
What do you think I wanna make clear, man?
Oh my fucking god, Peter!
Just sit right here and click that camera.
No, you're good, just me, just me.
Just privacy, there's something.
Click that camera there.
Alright.
Aaaaaaand a shouty?
Yeah, okay?
I
Already seen this one I
Like to grow plants. Oh three. What's your favorite plant flowers? I
Grow a lot of African violets. They're very pretty
African by them. I don't think I've ever seen that flower before I
Think my favorite. I like I'm gonna I would grow some tomatoes. Good morning
Good morning, good morning.
Is that Rogue?
The rope changes name to cowboy?
Why?
Chaos cowboy?
Jesus.
Yeah, yo, I know you won't punch on me, but I want you to punch on me
You don't want it you want to back up listen to me back up. I won't hey back up
I know you don't want it. You don't want that smoke
Answer it
Hello
Yeah, I'm at the spot. What spot where you want me to meet you?
So so what you what you're looking for what you're trying to get
So what you trying to get for the lit 20 you want to save it you want to save it or three five or three five
Oh
What's the
Yes
Decentive get you back. I can do the seven for 20
Yeah
Well, you want to pull up to the spot
Yeah, that's cool
Peewee.
She gonna pull up the L Street, we're like, dang, how long is she gonna call back?
There you go.
I'm talking to one of your customers.
No, son.
What they saying?
They said they gonna meet you on L Street.
Seven for 20.
No.
Seven for 20.
No.
Man, you know how long L Street is.
I know.
So, y'all ain't gonna find me, man.
I know.
Man, you know, I love how street is I know y'all ain't gonna find me man
Okay, no
Man, you know, I'm ready for you to punch me dead
Look at you. You're tied up like a dumbass
Don't you don't gotta do this right there?
Yeah, fuck you you understand what I'm saying. I'm very friendly
I'm tired on tires up now
The Lord just said my life and he killed our captain instead
Go shoot at somebody else you son of a bitch
Yes, yes!
Oh my lordy, oh my lordy!
Banana crepe! Banana crepe!
Oh my lordy.
No please!
Banana crepe! Banana crepe!
Banana crepe.
Ah, banana crepe, banana crepe!
Oh my gosh!
Bro, there's no way.
Here's my thing.
This is why I don't think I'm a playable Rust.
There is no way Peta is allowing all of these pros
to use guns and plans on staying on rust there's zero way there is there is zero
way he is that opening up all of these guns that all of these pros and allow
it all these other pros to get onto the server and all of them are shooting
fucking guns zero chance there's no way get better get some bitches dusty and
shit your whole ass up. Everybody left? Who all, who all's left?
Everybody.
It's over, man. Listen, I'm going to say something that's not going to be a popular opinion.
Shut the fucking server down. That's my opinion. It was a great time, and it's been an awesome
experience for everybody. But what's going to happen is, is keeping the server up is
only going to dull that memory that all these cats are going to have. We should
shut the server down, put it on a shelf, wait a month, two, three months, bring it
back out when we're bored again. We got a lot of time. We got a lot of time. We go
do other shit for a little bit, play some arc, play some day Z, play some whatever.
And then whatever we're bored again in a month or two or whenever we come back
with the Rust server. But the longer we keep it up, the more people who are
just going to be like, yeah, it was a cool experience, but it, you know,
Wasn't that crazy and they're not gonna come back the next time
Arky shit, I don't think our greatest is shit, but I don't think this update is gonna save it
Will we have we have let's finish clips when we have a little bit more about it is for dumbass
I just told you you have a tempest as well. I know it's the tempest for
Yeah, I've got a tempest as well. Of course
Yeah, that's what I'm saying if you have a tempest too, then we lose I
I just told you our volume is a too low
Swipple this is what's he's now he talks more than you fucking Toby Tony
Anyway, I mean, I don't recall that I actually had a crepe. So I don't even know crepes
Makes wife she
Is taking the crepe places all the time, but I've never really been a massive crepe fan myself
She's that fuck you cunts. How about that?
Did he kill him did he get betrayed
I got the tree now!
Yeah, yeah, do that, you're on that.
Fuck you, Conn!
Yeah, you're on that.
Take this wall.
I got it.
Coming up!
I'm coming up, I'm coming up!
Oh my god.
You can see the excitement you can see the excitement in his face when he saw it was us oh
I love him bro. I love him. Yo, big bro. What was that spray dog? What was that spray watch watch his face watch his face
What?
Let me help you understand my team. A player who's never played the game.
Are you gonna Garen? Are you gonna remember how to play Garen?
Oh shit.
Alright, I'll Garen.
Oh shit, I picked you mouth wide bro. It's kind of cooked. Our comp is horrible. But...
It's all good. It's all good.
I practiced like 9 characters and I got stuck with the one I haven't played.
I'm sorry.
Oh my...
I will keep tracking for Nexus.
Yeah.
If you press this R, I'm dead.
Oh my god.
LEMONFUCKING GOD!
WAAAAHHH!
Come on!
Getting soloed by first climber?
God, that was awesome. God, that was fucking awesome.
No this is not a video of hell this is completely unedited no filters footage
from Western Australia and you may be wondering how the fuck does it look like a
terraria blood moon well the answer to that question is sand.
I don't like sand.
Here's a fun fact for you Australia is the world's largest exporter of iron ore
And 96% of that sh** is pulled out of the ground in Western Australia.
And the reason we excavate whole chunks there is because the place is sitting on 55 billion with a B tons of ore.
The whole f**k state is basically just a desert biome covered in iron farms.
Really? I never knew that. The more you know.
And that iron isn't just found at Y11.
Not there is actual fu-
So because Hutch can't compete again, we need to switch games.
I probably could be less bothered, but you are the reason peanuts not having fun.
R.I.P.
Cloaksy get 411
The Bucky-later FMF4 ruined our greatest
Shut the fuck up bitch
Getting rust in the dirt and saying which tints the whole
desert red. And that red sand is why WA looks like f***ing tailored. See, as if the
animals trying to kill us wasn't enough. God has done a little trolling and spawned
a tropical cyclone on WA's coastline. And the wind from that bad boy kicks all
that red sand into the air, blocks out the sun and turns whatever light creeps
throw blood king red
genuinely thought this was Armageddon but it is just sand sending us to the
tomato dimension. That's crazy I didn't know that.
Fucking horse.
What the fuck?
Come back, come back.
I love these videos.
Let's go.
I
Do what these guys can do with those helicopters is insane I
I forgot the scrap I need a hero
In the cold where they tried to have a crop driven plane that could break the sound barrier
It like just hit the sweet spot where when it was like accelerating the propellers because the tips are traveling further than the base
The tips would break the sound barrier, but then it would be pulled out of the sound barrier by the rest of the blade
That wasn't breaking the sound barrier
So it was constantly going in and out in and out in and out
It was 900 sonic booms per second that it was generating. You could hear it for 30 miles away
It was like hearing damage from 30 miles away like there were towns 50 miles away
Complaining to the government like what the fuck are you guys doing?
They got two test pilots to fly this thing the first guy got in flew it
Once Scott out and pulled the chain of command. You're not big enough and there's not enough of you to get me back enough
in playing fireman refuse to do it round crew almost had a casualty like one dude had to get
Hospitalized just from the concussions that this thing was given off when they started it that service related
Holy shit, I say a streamer you tell me how many pitches it would take to strike them out first one Timmy
Tenders he would pass out before he got to the plate. All right, he's telling me stuff like that
Oh, don't take ubers anymore. You stop taking ubers rent a car motherfucker. I'm not
Renting a car. Why would you want a car? You don't rent cars? Well, you think I'm gonna go be at the
branding of cars insane
See if there's any dense in there if there's any like and then um, you can do all this stuff
Renting a car tonight man, dude, I will tell you this story the one time we rented we did rent a car
And we got a dent on it like a pretty good dang and we fucking we had a we caught a pigeon and had it
shit over the debt to fill it in whenever we turned it in
no you didn't this is not a true story
yeah we did
you caught a pigeon
yeah you think it's hard to catch a pigeon? I do
bro bring up a pigeon getting caught
bro yeah but he raised them
bring up a pigeon getting caught
the water was just run as a three man
the world isn't only like
turning around only for you my friend
I
It's in j-12 this isn't gonna come over what?
You play for the fireflies yeah
I've got my eye on that fat peanut ass
Will you bounce up and down when you say goodnight on your streams?
I need my boots!
AHHHHH!
AHHHH!
That's what I was thinking!
Oh, my gosh!
What? Help me!
What am I doing?
Wait, did it hit you?
I thought it was dead!
What?
I thought it was dead.
Yeah!
No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I
Help me out doing so
Man last product not yet rated
All this is uh, yeah, hello loose the Vietnam one. This will look sick
When is uh when is this supposed to be out out chat does anyone know one more when is
Is this supposed to be out?
August?
out
Wake up wake up to a pure nation clean the air right future
What is this
Wait up!
Let the war finish you down.
Keep on the safe side.
No.
Now!
Here comes the resistance. What a pure uncontamplification.
What are they taking them?
Can you hear me?
They do. We hear everything, but you don't let them speak.
No, no, no. It's not about me. I won't ask again.
It's all about you.
bro, i'm tripping on fucking acid
oh, don't get out now, jesus
the bloodline is unholy, either we destroy it or we are destroyed
good morning
The enemy must be destroyed.
You
It's GTA 6
OK.
Bro, this is the longest trailer ever.
But I'm like so interested in it.
I don't want to click off.
You're a legend, clean man, bright future, and all I am is our home.
They got dragons?
Okay, that looked interesting.
That looked very interesting.
holy shit the amount of patches
bro the amount of patches oh my gosh
We don't eat people.
We don't kill friends also.
Oh man.
Jesus fuck.
We don't eat people.
people. We don't eat people. We don't eat the people. Oh man. Man, oh man, oh man, oh man,
oh man. Good morning everyone. I open up next stream to see if he was playing with people.
He is playing with Drac and Nico. Man, I thought that I would tune in to see a lot more people
playing arc raiders this morning. That's insane. I thought there'd be so many more
people. Yeah, Chad, we're probably gonna be playing Daisy today. Yeah, we are gonna
going to be plenty of days here today.
Ark is cooked.
I don't, this is a man, I don't think it's cooked.
I don't, but I will say this, I don't think that
this update is what will bring a bunch of people back.
You know?
It's definitely cooked listen, I think
It's hard man it's hard because the reality of it is is that no matter what we think like
We're a month out for seeing anything else.
Like it's going to be a month plus before they bring in new stuff or more stuff.
Let's check on the Steam charts today.
Let's take a look at that.
What's the Arc Raider Steam charts looking like?
I mean, guys, we're talking about one of the biggest updates Arc has put out in a while.
And this was and is the player count as of an hour ago.
We were talking about the same game that in December and January had 229,241,000 average players.
In the month of February, they had 171,000.
That's whenever we started seeing a downward trend and people started leaving.
This was, in my opinion, I think the first was March, kind of the first month where generally a lot of streamers left.
Then average players in the last 30 days is 76,000
My prediction is is I think that this number in a week is gonna be around 50,000
And I think the average player count for this month
Well see but I don't know that for sure because
They have we have expedition coming in 10 days, you know
We have expedition coming in 10 days, so they're going to see an increase there.
But I think that with the expedition, I don't see, I don't see Arc Raiders having the huge
amount of people come back with it.
I think that there will be people who come back and play the expedition to start for
sure, but I don't see it retaining this players for very long.
I just don't. Yo, Fazz, thank you so much for the raid, man.
A lot of players don't use cross play.
Yeah, I mean, there is definitely an argument for, like,
there's a lot of console players on now, no doubt, for sure.
But I think that Steam Charts is a general consensus
of how a game is doing, especially a game like Arparators.
You know, like, I feel like the only game that truly has,
like, a huge difference between Steam Charts
and their console player base is called duty.
But Steamcharts is a very good gauge
on the direction of the game's player base,
my personal opinion.
I don't think it's completely different,
depending on if you're a console or something else.
But yeah, I just, yeah, I just, I don't,
Don't I don't think it's gonna really pick up that much. I really don't
Streamers won't say because there's nothing done about cheaters
Yeah, but streamers not the only people getting cheating against it's everybody. Yeah, we get it worse
It's cheating isn't the issue with with I mean, it's one of the issues
But it isn't the main issue with our I said it before man
I said yesterday in my personal opinion that the the main issue with arc is that again
there's there's nothing there's no replayability value to the game currently
the only thing that you are getting when you replay a game or replay the daily
loop is the PvP and that's it there's no meat to the fucking bones there's
nothing to really look for the endgame items the legendaries and the crazy
guns aren't even as good as just the purple guns or the blue guns in that
matter like there's not really any build up there's no we get to this point and
this is the point we want to get to you know you have Tarkov which is Kappa you
have Delta Force which is the eye of Africa or the the heart of Africa and
the eye of the sea or whatever the fuck the looting is plus with like red armor
and red bullets that stuff takes time and then you want to use it I just
don't I don't see personally people being able to to continue playing that game with the current
like how it how it's laid out in my opinion if they actually want to save and and that people
come back I think that they need to add a better looting system and a better tier system for their
They're just daily gameplay, you know, there has to be more to work towards looking all
day for a key and then being able to use that key and then for it to actually mean something.
I mean, again, there's a reason why literally every single game in the extraction shooter
category, they all have these high value keys and these high value loot rooms and
They have all of this stuff because it brings actual flow to the game and it gives people a reason to play every raid
You play Tarkov you have a reason that you are in every raid if you're looking for Kappa items
If you're looking for high tier loot green cards red cards led X's
Lions, you know weapon cases stuff like that and I use Tarkov
I know Tarkov's on a downward trend as well
We can pull that up, but I don't think you can take away that that Tarkov
was very, very successful for a very, very long time.
And I think the reason that it was successful for a very long time was that, you know, it had that replayability.
It had that loop to it, you know?
Like, you could sink 5,000 hours into Tarkov and still feel like you didn't know anything about the game.
I don't see that or you could feel like you didn't do everything in the game, you know.
I know it's a bad gauge.
Yeah, I think I think it's
definitely arc is still fun
playing with the boys for sure
It's fun playing with the boys, for sure.
But that's just, that's anything.
I mean, bro, we could go play Tetris together
and it's fun playing, you know?
There's a difference between it's fun playing with the boys
and I want to get on and play it for 15 hours straight.
You know what I'm saying?
Very big difference.
Delta Force is 70k players. It's insane. Well, you got to remember Delta Force is the largest
game in the Asian market for extraction shooters. It's just not very big on the Western market.
Again, it is humongous.
You think Arc Raiders will fade away?
I think Arc Raiders is on a downward trend for sure.
I think, I do think that the game in today's like gaming, like it was very different four
months ago whenever it first came out, like Arc Raiders had everything going in this direction.
What's the server we played on?
What's the server we played on, DayZ, that we really enjoyed?
I think that it had like kind of the perfect storm and like I said, bro, they did something
that that not many people or not many games has ever been able to do.
And I don't care how good your game is like you can't really imitate that because it's
just oh it's a perfect storm of everything that that leads up to something like what
we saw with Tarkov or what we saw with the Arc Raiders.
Like it truly was the absolute perfect storm of literally everything that made that game
be what that game was.
You know what I'm saying?
The game was good, but I feel like it's kind of like
whenever you make it pro and something,
it's like you need to be very skilled,
but you also have to be very lucky.
And I think that Arc Raiders was a great game
and still is a great game.
But also with that, I do think there was a lot of luck
and where and how they got there, you know?
Let's go here today.
Like the, how fast it did go down was nothing else other than its own fault.
Like it could have held for so much longer if they would have actually put out updates.
They would have actually did something with the anti-cheat, if they would have actually
did something with the loophole and all the other stuff.
I think it could have lasted so much longer, I mean guys, five months, four months.
from 300,000 players to average of 70, that is crazy.
And you can look at so many games in the market that had the same level of success, that maintained
it for a lot longer.
Like I would argue that the only thing that's very close to Arc Raiders and its trends is
like solo player games, you know?
I just feel like they got there and they didn't really have anyone in the studio who knew how
to maintain that.
And they just made a lot of bad decisions, in my opinion.
Well exactly, Nichole.
I say this all the time.
And gaming gamers in general, me included, you included, we are spiteful motherfuckers.
All gamers are spiteful.
And when someone sinks time into a game and they decide one day, I'm tired of this and
I'm going to leave.
It is very hard to get that person back.
It's harder to get that person back than to get them to walk in the door in the
first place.
That's why a lot of these games, whenever they start going on a downward trend, they never
really come back because again, that player base that they had has already made up their
mind that they're not coming back.
And unless it's absolutely like the most mind-blowing update that has ever existed, it's probably
the truth.
Yeah, it's like a bad breakup, yeah.
Especially when you love a game.
I said it the other day to I forgot who I was talking to it's like dude
It's like renting a house, you know, you get in the house. You're living in it
You know, you enjoy it, but you start having air conditioning issues
You start having this and that and when you're living there and you got all your shit there
You got your TVs got your couches. You got your computer and the Xbox or whatever
You'll deal with those problems because you don't want to have to move out of the house
But finally after months of fighting with your landlord you finally go fuck this
I'm leaving you pack up all your shit. You move into a different crib apartment, whatever and
Then a month down the line two months your landlord calls you up and goes hey
I fixed all those issues somewhat, you know, I still have a couple issues here and there come back and live in the house again
You're probably not going to move back into the house
even if some of the issues are fixed in that bitch you don't want to have to go
stop everything that you're doing in this crib and move back to the old crib and
hope that things are fixed. Gaming is very similar to that in my mind. I don't
want to move back in to that Arc Raiders house and dedicate myself to that game
and play it every day knowing that down the line if there's more issues
it's going to take a long period of time for it to fix or it's not going to get fixed at all.
And that's, and that's, I think, is ArcGrader's biggest problem right now.
I think that's Tarkov's biggest problem. I think that's a lot of these games problem
whenever they do end up going down or having a problem.
Let me get Gad to remove arc overlay he's been staying up late doing stuff with the daisy
server so he's probably not awake yet we're gonna have to deal with it for a short spell
although it's true unless you're an MMO player well MMO is completely different you have
thousands of hours synced in over 10 years that you know no matter how you look at it you'll want to go back and you'll want to
Not let those hours just go to complete waste
Extraction shooters are very different because you lose everything
You know like I oh I got to go back to a game that I have nothing in I got to build up
Where everyone else has vinnies and running around turbo killing everyone now I have to go back. It's very very different
Very, very different.
50% of players in games follow their favorite streamer, especially multiplayer games, so when
streamers get bored, so the normal players, because they cloud chasing or chasing those
streamers interactions, as soon as you left and peanut left, half the player base went
with them. No, I disagree. I think, um, I think, listen, that, and I'm gonna rub some
people the wrong way because there's a lot of people who think streamers are absolute
parasites to the industry and that we ruin games more than we help games. And those people
it is what it is. I'm not going to change their mind. It's like trying to sway someone
in their political beliefs. I don't give a fuck what your opinion is. But I think
that streamers help the continued cycle of players in a game. It's kind of like
if you if you see my viewership right now we have 5,000 people in the Twitch
stream right that's not 5,000 people sitting here watching me the entire day
it is a conveyor belt of people joining and leaving joining and leaving
joining and leaving joining and leaving and it just sits at that 5,000 mark
right we do the same thing whenever we go and play these other games where
you know, we're bringing that that publicity to the game so when one player leaves another player joins and we just help that
You know we help that conveyor belt of players in a game join and leave because it's you know
We're showing it off people are watching
so I don't think that
We are the reason why it's successful or it's not successful. I just think we help it the same way the game helps us grow our channels
You know, it's it's a back-and-forth for both
All right boys Namols today Namols today
We're gonna play some Namols today boys
The other server the player count is like uber low, so this is pretty much the only choice we have
We don't try a raft
Last time we died to the weather this time we will not we will die to a player
Why are streamers drama queens see here's my thing man I think that obviously there's
a lot of people who are just retarded and they can't understand that whenever I'm talking
about a game I'm not coming from a place of hate because at the end of the day when
a game does well I do well and I want nothing more than games to do well but when there's
fundamental problems with the game and I speak about it and I inform my
communities about it it's better if I just shut the fuck up and I just play
the game and I don't say anything negative because that honestly helps me
more than it more than me being honest with you guys helps me because I have
dumb fucks like you come into my chat and they're like all this streamer is
just complaining and I could do a lot better for myself if I just didn't
say anything about shit I'm not gonna do that because your guys is time
and games that you guys play is important to not only yourselves but I'd
like to at least have you be informed about what you're doing and what
decisions that you can make in your day because I luckily enough get to do it
all day long. I'm very fortunate because of you guys so I could sit here and
lie to you and tell you that games are good and bad and this that and the
other without a hashtag ads so you watch me more but I'm not gonna do
that I don't give a fuck
all right see if we can find a gun
why did you do it why are you trying to put me down you ran at me bro you ran at
me you don't run up behind somebody with a knife no you did it no you did it
No, you did it
See
No, you did it you didn't do that cuz you're a friend that you wanted to kill me you wanted to kill me you looked at me
You licked your lips
You looked at me and you licked your lips that means one thing now
I'm doing this because you want to assault me
No, follow you to the end of the world now
Unless you kill me now. Yo help
Help! Help me! Help me! This guy's an asshole!
Stop fighting, bro!
Help me!
Stop fighting, bro!
Yes!
Stop, stop, stop!
No, he's trying to kill me!
Help me, man! Please, help me!
Please, help me!
Beat his ass! Beat his ass!
We can live together, me and you, but we gotta kill this guy!
Yeah bitch! Yeah bitch! Yeah bitch! Good work man. Thank you for your help. What's your name?
I'm Damien. What's your name?
Nice to meet you Damien. I'm Bob.
I'm gonna go keep looking for guns Damien, but if I see you I'll come and help you in
any of your journeys.
Alright bro.
Alright, see you out there Damien.
Hell yeah.
Little bitch.
He may kill me now.
I'm already in a tough spot.
Cause that guy just beat the shit out of me.
He came at me with an ice pick.
Yeah chat I tell people my name's Bob because if I tell him my name's Hudson you can go wait a minute. I don't want that
Can't put that there right grab an ice-pick
nice hey he fucked me up
shit suit what's this woman's suit jacket it is what it is chat it is what
it is don't judge me about survival so it's about look at that we already
Change it up. Look at that bank. Sling bag. Beautiful. Beautiful.
Got a little Rolex on the ground.
All right, we need food in a bad way.
I fucked my world.
Nice dog food. Take it.
Little helmet.
Help us not get knocked out.
Oh, drank.
Bomber jacket, was that 24 slots?
Yup, beautiful.
No matter what the game is,
Hutch is always looking for food.
I'm a hungry boy, what?
I'm growing.
Surgery departments.
That door, sure.
Sure, sure, sure.
All these doors are open, not good.
For us.
So yeah, I got a question for my DayZ players.
If you walk into somewhere and doors are open, do you just leave
or do you still search it?
Yes, no, yes, no.
Damage sneakers.
I'll carry these with us.
For some reason, this server, shoes always,
just rip apart after not too long.
Nice, Boreen is very nice.
Nice, okay.
I'm doing terrible here.
I
Come on just need a gun just need a gun with some ammo. What's that check the roof? Oh
Yeah shoes in your inventory because like I said the Malski is one of those
maps where for some reason shoes always ruin so quick I'll drop them if I need to
but for the most part I don't want to keep an extra pair on me nice we can make
some crossbow bolts we'll be fine the chicken
door spawn open only in certain buildings they spawn open pretty sure apartments is
not one of those buildings
random nearly fur boots huge all right we don't need these anymore for now yo
Oh, Snake, thank you so much for the five gifted,
but I appreciate you, man.
Can we get some Ws in the chat for my man,
Snake, coming in with the five gifted?
Appreciate that, big dope.
I heard a step out there.
her sling bag. This one is damaged so she's apartments as well banana nice it's
a plastic banana that's fucked up
Sush greed.
Wacked up man.
Nice.
Little other kit.
Little short.
Be someone down?
What?
With a banana?
oh shot 22 round that's pretty close 22 doesn't sound that far away
we're okay on heat and we got the two heat packs going
and we're inside
parmots is always ass yeah until it isn't
they're ass until they aren't
like that right there hunting scope, war and huge
all right now we just need a gun to put it on
Where's that zombie I'm growing from?
Might have someone coming in here soon.
Oh, shit.
Damn, this thing hits like a truck, huh?
Holy cow.
Not too shabby.
Nick misses you.
Little Nicky Poo.
Scope on crossbow
Yeah, I like your thought process though, we'll search this last department then we'll get moving out of here.
Oh, this is the one that goes all the way up. Is it worth going up here for Luchat or no?
No, okay, let's get out of here
You've never found anything okay
No, this is a PVP Vee game survival game
You want to try and basically get loot get guns and then move from one loot area to the next as you move
You're gonna find higher and higher loot areas
And with those higher loot areas. There's obviously more people with better shit
So right now we're in like a spawn town where a lot of people like you might run across a couple people guns
but for the most part everybody just is looking for like starter guns and
And then you move farther what in this game this pick this map is you move south
You move south to find even better guns and better shit
I'm all good, baby. Thank you. Yeah, nope wrong one
Shit.
Oh!
What rounds are this?
380.
Got some ammo, still no gun.
Let's go over to,
where there's always people, the school.
Might be able to meet some people to run with.
My biggest thing in these towns
is trying to find the friendly people.
Because Daisy, I typically don't like running by myself.
was born I like finding friends I don't know where the fuck I am isn't school
that way this where we looted before friends to murder yeah basically yeah
I think school is this way.
I think, maybe not, no it's not shit.
no way
wait is this where we looted before or is this a different area?
this is where we looted before, shit
we've got a whole ass circle
Oh, worth it.
Alright, let's head back into the town.
I need a fire soon, I got no matches.
I got no nothing to make a fire sadly.
It's kind of a rough start to our run here.
We got the ship beat out of us with a knife and found nobody.
Oh I can't get barked with an ice pick?
Okay.
a little better off than I thought then
keep on truckin
for all the zombies at well this is a newbie town so a lot of people just kill
them as they go are we not where I think we are I think we're in a different
area I don't think we are where I thought we were oh actually I didn't want
this. Thank you. Yeah, we definitely are. I don't know where the hell I am, but we're
not in the big town.
Hey, are we where the fuck am I this is the this is the place where we went on our last run. Oh
my gosh
Hold on hold on yeah
Hold on yeah, you just got a nice little setup
Alright, we can do something with this.
Hit towards those shots.
Double check.
Did I miss nothing?
Let's go.
The shots are over here now.
We're going to freeze once these are ruined.
One is ruined.
The other one is good.
All those shots coming from.
Top middle.
Is Gap still not fixed there yet?
We'll get those off.
Yeah, Gav will remove it in a moment.
Thought you would never play in this map again.
Don't really have many options, man.
Daisy is someone on like a downward swing when it comes to at least the servers that I like playing on.
playing on just got many people on the game at the moment. I think I've made a
bad choice.
Well, Namask is the only server that was actually full today out of the ones I
look. This is kind of the only option.
Open for a heat pack.
That'll do. That'll do.
Nihime is where everyone is at right now, is that a map or is that a different game?
new map did it just come out today oh it's the recent map
The good map really maybe we try that out today. What's this?
That's starter area
I do not let the fire go out.
Nice.
one more. Sounds good baby.
I wonder what this guy's story was. Nice Johnson. Incredible bulge.
I can't cut up the guts, shit.
keep the guts, keep the bones, go fishing later
There we go hide that
That's like can at least
Fuck out of here
Hide the hide the human meat bro if anyone walks in here, they might not see it
No, then it wasn't me
It wasn't me.
You can burn it?
It's going to take me so long to burn it all, bro.
Fuck it, I don't care enough.
My food is defrosted.
3 bites right?
With dog food?
3 bites stop?
Can hutch throw hands IRL?
And buddy, anyone who says yes to that in an online space,
I can promise you they're lying.
Imagine.
Yeah, man.
I throw hands with the pestle.
No idea what kind of hands I can throw.
Nice.
I'm just gonna chill here till the update or not the update but the restart
Try to get second buff so when the restart happens we can go
Which way do we want to go after this we're gonna go this way right?
Got you chronic I'll try it out
We ain't gonna get there in time.
We're not gonna get there in time.
As that, thank you so much for the gifted sub, man.
Big thing for the Fiverr to make bolts with a short stick and a knife at least good
for killing zombies. Okay I'll do that. I don't think for the five months. Skangler
what's up man? You gonna complain on the server? Alright we got double buff. We're
gonna head towards those shots after the restart. Oh man there's a cannibal that
here fuck I guess we just start running start running over there fucking safe
log
You eating people this run no bro. I hate the cannibal stuff the laughing and shit is terrible to deal with
There we go, all right I
Hate cannibal runs so chat in order to make bolts all I have to do is chop up trees and short sticks and then sharpen them
That's it and I have a bolt
Now, there is a cannibal mod that we're going to be adding to the server where once you cannibalize,
it's the, I think it's like, once you cannibalize, it's the only thing you can eat or you get
sick and you have to eat a lot of people in order to stay alive.
I'm pretty sure that's how that works.
It's pretty sick.
I think it's pretty awesome
God if feathers just improve the bolts accuracy 10 for rubber ducky
Well, you'd still get giggles, but you get giggles if you don't eat enough
It's like a vampire bro ever played a vampire and oblivion and like if you're not feeding on enough people while you're walking around in town people are like
like, uh, you look really pale.
It's kind of similar to that where you don't get the debuffs unless you're not killing
enough people.
Oh, a leaked server, fuck me.
Yes, everyone from the rest server is invited.
They've already been bedded and all that good stuff, so they're good.
But as I said before, and I will say it again, and I mean this in the most humble and nice
way possible.
i will not be dealing with the bullshit
if people have actual complaints
all here now
but if the same people are causing the same problems every single day
they ain't gonna last long
i'm very different than that
that is very much more kind than me
in that room
I think we literally might be one of the first people who got back into the server
So which is good because we can go and hopefully get some nice loot
But bad because people are gonna spawn on top of us. We got to be a very very careful very very careful
We got two mags couple of bullitos couple of bullitos
I thought I was in big didn't work. Are you calling me skinny? Are you saying I'm taking
a zimpick and losing weight? Thank you, my friend. How nice are you?
the spot where I want to aggro zombies at all.
Let's go down to the town.
The town of death.
Fuck it.
Fuck it!
You shot on the map yet?
We have a couple maps that are like ready.
We don't know though.
It's hard man, because we don't know how many people are going to play.
And with DayZ it's like, you can't have too many people on a map.
So a lot, like, I really want to do Deadfall, but Deadfall is like max 50 people at a time.
There's going to be people who want to play that are going to have to sit in queue and
that's going to be atrocious.
But at the same time, like, it's 50 creators that are playing.
So, there is a world where there's not 50 people in the server at all times, like it
is possible.
So, I'm not too sure.
Yeah, I'm not too sure
Go BK.
There's people around us for sure.
What is that, is that a hat?
That a jeans?
Nice.
Beautiful.
Let's keep pushing.
More food, very nice, very nice can of beans, beautiful.
Grab this, got this, oh what is that, that bones, swap that out, go here, let's make
this into a rope. I'll put my dick in them beans. Alright Summit, calm down over there.
it's ruined
fucking nighttime man
oh
keep rid of this
So you know what we do? We do this.
yo what's up guys y'all friendly are you friendly?
I'm out of stamina. I gotta fix this bleed, but I want to go inside before I do. Let's
going to the two story house fixed bleeds we gotta go right now got fix it right
now
dude killing on site isn't fun man I want to make friends bro
Don't tell me one of these rags were bad.
I think they were...
Fuck.
Yep, they were...
Fuck me, man.
Alright, we gotta loot this guy then.
So it's not GG's yet
Get a BK and you're fucking shooting me with this shit, are you serious?
Oh
Oh my gosh is the cannibal this is the fucking cannibal
That this is ruined take that take that
well luckily this guy was fucking terrible so helps us out
Well, things just got really, really tough, boys.
Things just got really, really, really tough.
Hello?
Hey, what's going on out there?
Ah, nothing much.
I heard a bunch of guns. I think there's people in the barn.
No, no, that was me. Listen, it's going to sound like I'm lying, but I'm telling you the truth.
I walked up to a guy, said, are you friendly?
He started shooting the fuck out of me.
I killed him, and now I'm here.
It's the truth. You've got to believe me.
Okay, I swear
Doesn't sound like you believe me at all
I stood I swear I swear I listen man
I don't want to just run around and kill people all the time. I do but I want to do it with a friend
I want to do by myself. I don't know how people have fun doing that shit by themselves
You know, I'm gonna kill somebody. I want to kill somebody with someone else
You know what I mean?
Hello
Shit
I don't want un jam this is this jammed I can't uh
Is that jammed?
Looks jammed.
You don't think it's jammed?
Maybe not. Oh my gosh.
Were those 9xT? Wait.
380 ACP.
Were those bullets gone?
the mag?
zero sixty one
there they are just five wait where's the other where's the other mag yeah
Yeah, I know it's no joke, bro. I know it's no joke. I
I know we're gonna have to drop this for now is what it is
No, it is I know it is I
Just don't know where I'm gonna be able to find
That shit at I
I know states make a bigger bag. I know
But I think we just might have to go
You might have to just go
Let's keep this off the bar right now
Fuck I
I cannot believe.
Of course, I should have known the guy attacking me with a knife.
Probably didn't have clean bandages on him.
I should have known that.
I'm a dumbass.
I am a dumbass.
And it's darkest fuck outside.
And I have low blood which makes it even worse.
What do you guys think?
What do we do?
We're gonna have to move.
How long do I have with this blood illness?
How long do I have?
Now I hear you out there you friendly.
Now who know? This depends if you friendly.
I'm very friendly bro, I'm very friendly.
Where you at?
Show yourself!
I don't know if I want you now.
I'm just looking for my friends and they I don't know where I am.
I will tell you. You know where you at?
You're in the hell! Come here!
You don't have to kill me. You don't have to kill me.
I'm not trying even. Hi.
Want to team up?
You want to team up? We're looking for my friend.
If you want to team up with me, I'm going to pick.
But I still want to know where I am.
You're in Jalobaska.
Jalobaska?
Yeah, no, but yeah, yeah, right there all right me. Thank you so much. Sorry to hit in your tits. I like your nipples. It's so strong
Hi, man. Yeah, I love my name
Nipples too. Oh, yeah
Scoochy scoochy senior
To be grass
You should be a grass.
No, get in here, bro. Get in here.
I didn't trust that one. I trust you. Get in here.
You're gonna kill me.
I won't. I won't. I'm lonely.
I don't know why I killed that person, but I regret it already.
Because it wasn't Lady.
Oh, you killed the lady? Oh, shit.
You killed the lady.
I have a loot a little bit. Hey, guy.
Yeah, join the call. There's a nice guy. He's giving the food.
Go inside.
Yes, I believe he is a nice man.
Ah, here he is.
I don't count closer.
I don't know how you smell.
Has anybody got any vitamins down there?
It's the apocalypse, bro.
Yeah, a little bit. Just don't fuck with me. Stay right there.
I won't shoot. I won't shoot.
Come inside. Bring the vitamins.
No, he smelled bad. Give me...
No, stay there. No.
He's trying to turn you against me young warrior so he can betray you do not trust him
I see evil in his eyes
I like that means you leave. Yeah, that's oh my god. Thank you so much. He's lying to you. Thank you. You know this already
What's your name man
What's your name? Oh, what's your name man? Your name? What's your name? My name?
Oh my name is K-pop. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Who are you going to tell you my name? I must first tell you a story.
Oh my God. I like stories. I like stories.
Then I will come in just to the bottom level. So please do not do that with your boomstick.
Wait. I will close my nose. Wait. No, go in. Go in now.
Go in now. You good. Come here.
Who invited me to save me?
I'm finished and I will tell my story.
Oh, you'll tell.
Okay.
I come from a peaceful village
in the south atop the mountain.
And in my village
it is customary for the chief
to name all the children of the village.
In what village?
I didn't want to listen
to his story anymore.
No, it's okay. It's okay.
I didn't want to listen to his story anymore.
What the fuck man you cannot kill people like that? What do you mean? I you didn't want to listen to a story either be honest karma
You know what is karma?
Yeah, I know what it's karma man, but you didn't want to listen to my story in your karma right now
Yeah, but good good sense now listen. I don't think vitamins are gonna help making sounds because I use the bad bandage man
I need alcohol
alcohol yeah no I you know what I hear from my grandma I can I can pee on your
on your injures and now I don't work in a rain just fucking pee on man Jesus no
I mean my grandma sent me it's helping all right we gotta find alcohol man let's go
Find some alcohol.
I had a hand cell.
Wait, wait, wait.
Alright.
Let's go find alcohol.
Come on.
Oh my god, it's getting worse.
Where are you at?
I'm right over here, man.
I'm looking for alcohol. I'm right here.
Oh.
dark outside. It disappeared. A metal cell. What will be better to cut a body's metal
or wood cell? What is this? A wood. And nice sounds of crapping bones.
I need the mask.
I need to get off the mask.
You have a mask?
Wait, why not eat that?
Oh, it's you?
That's me, it's me.
Oh, it was burnt?
Oh, fuck.
Alright, you need to get the mask.
Alright, make a mask. Make a mask. Make a mask.
I'm gonna go to the building right across okay right out this door
Across
I guess I really didn't need to eat that huh I have so much food just thought the guy who attacked me and I killed
Had this I swear he attacked me first. I swear
Oh, like that lady on the street.
Oh, no, no, no, not like the lady.
The lady was just, you know, a fortune of circumstances.
It's not minus two to karma.
It's minus three.
Kill ladies is minus two.
She was asking for it.
I thought it was the other guy.
I'm sorry.
He will go to the hell, man.
There's more food in here.
I'm your move right now.
Yo!
We're friends!
I think I was going to say it, we're friends!
Oh, uh, how is it Spanish?
Mi cago.
No, mi amigo, mi amigo.
I think it's mi cago.
Okay, alright, fuck it, yeah, that's it.
Alright, pickaxe.
It's nice it's not stuff to be with some bodies.
That guy probably was here.
Oh
Hey, what's going on? Oh
You by chance have any charcoal or alcohol
Why need the charcoal I got that you do
All right, oh it's that guy it's that guy what I mean before wait, do you actually have alcohol?
I need alcohol do you have alcohol shit yo other guy over here you got
I got blood sickness, blood sickness, OH SHIT, HELP ME, I NEED HELP MEN, ALEGANT ALCOHOL,
I do it, take it.
Why?
It's not eaten in jam.
What you do?
I don't know where.
It's erect in your hands.
You cannot pick it up.
You...
Look for alcohol!
...with a piece of human.
Take it.
I think you should've done your mouth slowly.
You're a damn a fuck.
You're a piece of human.
Take it.
I think you should've done your mouth slowly.
I'm a fuck.
Sik.
Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up again.
Alcohol is not enough.
You need to touch right.
for a blood sickness?
Uh yes, because you make an F sound.
Shit.
Let's go to, uh, Vorkuta, the hospital.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
We gotta go right now.
Okay.
Yo, come on, we're going to the other place.
Come, come.
Okay.
Who's that?
Oh, it's our friend.
Ah.
You can.
Stay there.
You can stay focused. Come on. Oh
My gosh, this is not good
Did you try to catch a snowflake with your mouse? Oh
I'm not trying to catch snowflakes with my mouth. I'm throwing up profusely
oh
it will be good as your your health is going down now no no no no health's going
up oh so you will be good don't worry you will die
slowly with pomegranate i like it
this is karma no it's shut up it steps it steps it's right
What?
Sepsis.
Yes, Sepsis.
Sepsis.
Yes.
Who's with me?
Sepsis, right?
I don't think so.
No one died by steps.
Is no one.
I don't know, man.
I feel bad for killing the lady, but I was going after the other guy.
Can you run or you just can run?
Yeah, I can run, I can run.
OK.
I think it will be better and faster.
Wait.
Do you want to have a torch?
No, let's get to the damn medicine.
What's called?
Torch, everyone will look at us, man.
I can miss on you. Any way you will die.
Okay, alright.
You need to tetrate, it's not to help you.
Okay.
If you have a cordy in the new yellow HP, it will help.
Bro, who did I run into?
Which one?
you oh that wasn't us to shot that wasn't us all right we good it's right
there we're not too far five miles what not too far five miles I'm red I'm red
on I'm thirst you're thirsty thirsty yeah I'll take that I don't know it's I
I don't think it's clean, but fuck it.
It's fucking frozen!
So we'll leak it, then.
I don't know.
I dropped it.
I can't lift that.
I can't lift.
Oh, it's right there.
Wait, wait, wait.
That will give you a stuff.
Wait, wait, you need to eat that.
Eat what?
Sardines.
The wookie likes sardines.
Oh, I have some, too.
Okay, okay.
What's your name?
I'm Bob.
You good?
Yep, yep, just open it up another thing, Sardines.
I'm Bob, what's yours?
Bob, Floppy.
I was to meet you Fluffy. Jesus Christ. Fluffy, you like kebabs? I like kebabs. I haven't played that much.
Alright. It's good. It's not looking good for me, John.
Hey, don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
Hey, Raider!
Hey, Raider, don't shoot!
You want to team up?
Where'd he go?
I don't know, he run. He was carrying it too many of us.
Why stop doing that noises? She despised.
Yeah, it's all looking good for me. We gotta go, we gotta go.
You're good. You need to catch one.
HP is going down, no?
Yeah, yeah. Yellow already. Nice.
Fine now. Okay, you will be good.
You can survive even with blink and health, you know?
Sometimes. I don't think it's that time.
It's not defrosted, Chad. I have to make a fire and defrost the drinks before I drink it.
I need a fire right now.
Make a fire, come here, come here.
Come here.
Fire back at that house.
Wait, which house?
Oh, fuck.
I won't make it.
We gotta make one right here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
kill big boy.
Fuck it.
You need to be, hoax in.
Right in open field I like it. You have a matches?
I have matches.
Can you create the fire itself?
You don't need to just flame up a bandage. Flame up a bandage.
Or paper, whatever. You just flame up something and we will put a stick later. It's faster.
floppy
uh...
is your
you like my queen
you're my dream i love a gentleman myself
uh...
so i'll do my best
maybe you might see my stepbro
i'm gonna die guys i think i'm gonna die
no you're good
you'll be good
It'll be good.
We don't need a touch-up.
Yeah, but I think I'm dead.
I think I'm dead.
Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy.
Yeah.
Come here for one word.
Man, man.
If he will die with... with his...
like 50-50?
Or just...
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Ah, I mean, it's... it's...
That's a joke.
We scoozy. We scoozy.
I don't.
He does look like a guy.
Oh, it's-
Fuckin' asshole.
It's okay.
Fuckin' asshole.
I'm gonna die here!
What, Joe?
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die here!
Listen, I'm gonna die,
you're gonna loot my shit,
and you're gonna find me, okay?
You're gonna find me, and we're gonna live together.
I'm gonna try and live here,
but I'm not gonna live.
I'm not going to live man, I don't want to die, I don't want to die!
Yo check in see if he has any Tetris bro, I think he fucking has Tetris.
No he didn't.
Fuck.
Oh, see you later.
I'm dead.
I just shot my boy.
I think, wait, did I kill him?
Did my shot go?
I should have popped the,
I should have popped the vitamin, shit.
My shot didn't rain, dammit man.
I killed my old friend, fuck.
Shit!
Bro, what's the chances, man?
I get a fucking blood sickness.
Ah, dude.
Brutal fucking brutal
We go again we go again
again. Fuck. I know that I smoked my boy. I smoked him. I smoked him. Shit. I could,
Oh my, right off the rip? Sure!
Love that!
Heap pack, beautiful.
Oh, it's a campfire tripod, I thought that was a pup.
This is good.
This whole area just respawned, it looks like.
Wait, I need to check see if this has any bullets in it.
One shot.
One singular shot in the old Revy.
Oh my, Shreemer loot!
Beautiful.
Oh my gosh, is that a fishing hook?
No way.
It's a knife.
Okay.
Second.
Do this, do this, there's two there, that bullet's in the corner, it is 45 ACP.
What do I need to make a rope?
Is it 12 rags?
12
I get them out.
Six.
I don't want to ride away.
I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to sauce my only two good rags right now.
It's like that's a bad idea and a bad life choice.
These are good.
We just gotta find one more and we're good.
Let me recheck this house before we leave.
You don't make good choices.
Why are we starting now?
Fuck you.
Good.
good
honestly we're in a better spot than we were last time
I mean what really did it for us is get attacked right off the rip
and hit with that shank that's what really fucked us
then even though I killed the guy I ended up getting killed by him because he had bad
rags on him
I'm a dumbass
i would have died to
a bleed anyways i didn't really have much of a choice is what it is
it is what it is
uh...
where those rags that
feel like i should do one more thing before i leave
two more things
i should take these rags and make hand wraps
handraps or face mask? I think a face mask.
I have a face mask. I am so fucking stupid.
argument there shut up bitch gonna think of the three months
yeah I know I can attach sticks in my bag and I can do that right now maybe
Don't cut me.
me. Beautiful. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that.
You gonna go?
What happened?
You don't want to know.
Hell happened.
Karma got him.
Go left.
Left that little coastal town pretty sure it is right dog singing for the prime and llama. Thank you so much for the chair one, bro
Other knife nice
Oh
Lee food
Oh man 762 more ammo that 9 by 19. This is 380 sure
Oh my gosh, there was no one spawning over here like what the fuck
Others
Don't show this vanilla it is
I guess it is, I swear, just getting very lucky.
Maybe just a spawn rager a little fucked up, I don't know.
Need a heap up well luckily I got two heat packs rolling right now, so I'm okay
But once these I think one just got no hot and hot okay right now
We are okay
right now now will we be okay in five minutes we're okay right this second
hello hut you look mighty fine today well thank you good sir
Got some gloves. Very good.
He's lying to you. Well fuck you buddy. What the hell?
Can you build a base in this game?
Negatory, my friend, negatory.
Well, you can, but I don't typically like the base building.
It's not my favorite
Am I pending the base building in this game kind of takes the fun out of it a little bit well look at that
Of course
When you don't need it
Damn it
Yeah.
Chicken.
Yep.
Just like the chicken better.
I'm not making it every day.
chicken better I just like the chicken better that's all all right sounds good
having a stash bought the depots nice yeah yeah I don't know man I don't I
don't know I don't know
Uh, this is a map called Namask.
We kind of got a rough spawn where we got to run a good bit.
Full pop right now, yeah.
Girl, I've been talking to YouTube chat constantly.
Well, people type in one message.
You upset that I didn't read it?
Over in the YouTube chat, man?
Come on!
break dammit
yo good morning
I think we go over here
Oh, there's a lot, a lot of zombies.
Probably gonna run into those same people we saw before.
We could also go back to that town, maybe.
How do I assasinate a zombie? Do I sneak up to it and just hold left click while crouched
or do I have to stand up to do it, chat?
I don't understand how I'm supposed to do this.
see look at that like I just can't get it
die
He's better 20s
Okay
That's a little gilly hat
Pants. Oh my god.
More 45 rounds. Very good.
Nice better gloves.
small same gloves but cooler
holster nothing to put it on
practical shirt but white
military sweater, salt vest, tactical shirt, nothing
Oh shit here, bro.
Instead of going back to that other town, I say we go down to the town over here.
It's obviously it.
no no no no
listen
Listen, he was coming to kill you, I heard him!
You gotta believe me!
So, I'm going to go back to my room and take a look at some of the things that I've done in the past.
So, I'm going to take a look at some of the things that I've done in the past.
fuck
Come on, come on, come on.
I don't have fuck I don't have what I need I don't have what I need I don't have any
fucking what's it called I don't have any matches and I need one more bark in
order to make a drill-starting kid don't I need sticks I'm freezing to death
now
yo listen listen listen wait wait wait it was GG no matter what I was gonna
to die to the cold any second from that point.
Fuck.
Warming up though.
Yeah, but dude, like my health was going down.
I was probably like less than a percent.
That's the only problem with the malls because these fucking storms bro are so
brutal bro they are so brutal that's the
second time I've died to a storm
people don't want to talk I mean that's
yeah I mean I could have talked to those
guys and I shot them instead so it's
saw me as well. Yeah let's try out that other map. I've had my my fill with
Nemulse today. What's the other map called?
N-Y-E-H-E-I-N
Let me see, what is this?
Wow, all the servers are dead.
The only server that's up is an 88 player queue.
There's only one server.
Yeah, there's just there did that I'd like to play it but it's
It's nothing to play on it
Ashima's dead as well. There's just no one playing today. There's nobody playing today
Okay, got you got you got you got you got you oh my legs I
I, I use meal.
I use meal.
Yeah, I mean, we could do all we could always go and do the aisle. That's definitely on the the
options. I'm trying to convince the P that a content creator isle server could
actually be content and a half. I think he's listening I think he's open to it.
All right.
Hello?
Hey what's going on?
What's up?
What's your plans, man?
Kill everything
Would you like a companion, but beat his fucking ass if he says no
Yo, would you like a companion?
would you like your companion
well let's build that trust
alright we're killing them fuck it
We're killing him, we're killing him, it is what it is, we're smoking his ass, we're smoking his shit!
Looks like you might need a companion!
Where do you go?
he run off to.
There he is.
I'm on the revenge mission.
mission for what? Oh yeah he's gotten smoked. He gotta be one health has to be.
I don't know where he went.
I mean bro he just got smacked like 15 times bro.
He gotta be low health.
had to have lost health. Now we got a baseball bat, a whole baby about to hit a home run
chat. If I see him again I don't know where he, oh I think I just saw him. Oh just a hat.
Thank you for standing up.
There he is.
Oh, he is so quick, man.
You aren't gonna win this.
Well I just want to be your friend, man.
I want to be your friend, remember that.
You're gonna die, buddy.
I mean, you didn't have to attack me.
I want to be your friend.
Oh, friend.
Explain to me how this guy is hitting me
from 15 fucking feet away, bro.
I am six paces back into cross the fucking galaxy and this guy is beating the living
shit out of me.
I mean he wasn't even close.
It'd be one thing if he was like somewhat in the same area code.
He wasn't even in the same world.
He was on Mars.
I was on Saturn.
What the fuck was that?
Like he wasn't even moving in my general direction, he was just thumping me from range.
Jesus.
Looks like out of thermometer.
it was some Obi-Wan Kenobi shit bro go go gadget extended arm type shit
My goodness and even eat my food so we ate my food too some bullshit
Type shit on a stack jit you know what I'm saying skirt skirt skirt skirt
I
Be used go I've been an ass
On jaw keep a fifty-fifth street ever commit suicide everything will see all right
Oh, my food's here.
Nice.
Thank you baby.
I will.
I'll get some drinks.
Thank you baby.
My life brought me food.
My wife brought me food!
My wife!
Goodness gracious.
Nothing. Nothing.
Had a good encounter though. Yeah, we had a pretty good encounter on the Molch. We got
those kills those pretty fun the mosque is just oh god I don't know if I could play
the mosque every day obviously we would change some stuff about it but my god is
the most brutal oh Jesus the weather storms and shit oh my goodness
Well, it's not even like bro, it's not the PVP that's killed us.
We've we've died on the malls three times, one when we were naked and we didn't have
anything to defend ourselves.
We get shot, whatever.
We were fully geared, we died to weather and just then, I don't even count that as dying
to a player, I died to weather again.
If that storm didn't come in right after we got in that big ass fight and I could have
healed up in a tree and then went and reset somehow, I think we'd still be alive right
now.
So I count that death as a weather death.
your straight chat to get to the city. Okay let's go that way.
Probably last day of day on Ark. Like I said man, Ark is fun but if you playin'
with your boys.
I just couldn't imagine playing solo on the new map with the amount of arc that's going on and having a good time.
Some more food right there
Arrows will take one tank
We'll take
A rocket helmet as well
I think we go to the town. I don't think there's shit in these buildings.
I don't think that there ain't nothing worth a damn in these buildings.
What on this map yeah, we've made it to the we made it to the island
Are you like you go across the bridge made there on a couple of occasions we had a group
that was going pretty well and then in Daisy fashion we died the individual camping on
top of the ladder um but yeah it was a fun it was a fun run and all the Cephas
oh both Cephas is that was his name that was a good run too both Cephas is so
funny
Come on, give me a gun, give me a gun.
Oh, I thought it was a gun.
It's a fucking fishing rod.
I got it!
Dagnabbit!
Hey, shit in here.
anything about this game remind you of Tarkov oh yeah Tarkov remind me of this
game when I first started playing it I wish Tarkov was still fun to be honest
These servers have some Tarkov mods?
Yeah, I've heard. I remember, uh, I think Trey was playing a Daisy server with a bunch of Tarkov mods for pretty, pretty electric.
Which way do I go? I- Oh.
H-Hello?
Whoop.
What's going on?
I don't know where to go man. I'm looking.
I'm pretty sure if we go that way we go to the city.
Right?
What's your name?
This way.
Yeah, this way.
My name is Jimmy.
I have a good feeling Jimmy. You gave me a fake name.
I'm going to give you a fake name as well. My name's Bob.
Nice. Nice to meet you.
I like the mark. If you said French, I would have killed you on site.
Yeah, let them back to France.
You can never trust the French. Ever.
Fuck that, you're so universal. Nobody fucks with the French, bro.
Oh, that is so universal. Nobody fucks with the French, bro.
The French have been piecing shit for too long.
And peace to the ship for way too long
How do you buy a good Daisy server?
You download what's called DZSA and you look through there.
Right now, I'm gonna be honest, there's not many high-pop Daisy servers, I don't know.
on like a downward swing really it's a vast majority of players on this game
Game all playing modded, really.
Gabe, take it with the fiber.
Really?
What's with the vanilla?
Is this not really sought after anymore?
60 player trunars fills that all bro. It's bad. Yeah
Very bad
It is pretty pretty rough man, I was playing
than Trinar's the other day.
It was a good run.
We got some PBB, but it definitely felt pretty vacant,
pretty lax and daisical.
Delta forces tomorrow
Delta forces tomorrow, we'll be back at home base tomorrow is gonna be nice
Hey, what's going on man you friendly?
Oh shit. Hey, what's going on man? You friendly over there?
yes nice to meet you be careful there's a lot of not-friendly people around
you're looking for someone yeah come and join
No, I'm not looking for anybody.
Everybody's such a little scared piece of shit today.
The hell's wrong with these people?
It's like everybody's scarred.
Nobody trusts anybody.
Oh my God. Is that a French?
Is he French?
Son of a bitch, no wonder he's a freak.
I should've heard it.
It's Daisy Trava. Yeah, I guess so.
He sounded French.
Hey, what's going on?
Hello.
You friendly?
Yeah.
Yo, what's up?
It's my it's my definitely not named Jimmy friend. No, what's up Jimmy?
No idea that guy inside of there might know
Yeah, I got no idea man might well look for a can of of drank
Brother, where is the guns? Holy shit. Give me something!
Oh my god, I can't find nothing.
They added the French flag to our graders we talk about the white flag
Right row oh you found the guy who got killed
We found the guy that got smoked.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys!
Shit.
Well?
Oh, fuck!
Today has sucked!
Damn it!
Where are these assholes?
Get in their guns!
I literally, I, dude, I heard the gun get taken out as I walked in, I knew I was good.
Peanut wouldn't have died there.
What, what would peanut have done?
Started sucking them both off?
What was the correct play?
Huh?
Jackass?
You tell me what the correct play was there punk.
He would have showed him his nuts.
Yeah, it would have just whipped his fucking sack out.
That's what he would have done?
I mean honestly it's a great play there. It's a fantastic play
What do you guys think about playing some Isle? Did y'all be keen?
I'm kind of itching for a little bit of Isle to be honest
Fuck that
Well, dino time.
Listen, sometimes Daisy hits, sometimes Daisy miss.
Right now Daisy miss.
There's the not many sociable people.
I mean, they killed the bear.
Maybe we go over there and see if this guy somehow wants to say hello to us.
I'm bonjour!
I'm journo!
I'm getting smoked by the bear right now.
Yo, you friendly?
The bear smoking zombies
Can I pet that dog let me pet that dog
Oh, can I pet that doll?
We're gonna have to make a jump.
What's that noise in here?
That underneath me
I'm so confused on what's happening right now.
Yeah, I hear the guy. How do I get to the guy?
Yo, you friendly?
Yeah, I'm friendly.
I'm friendly
Yeah, he's on me right now right outside, I don't know what his plan is I'm on a roof
You fucking freaking out over here
Hmm are you fighting zombies down there?
Bear can glitch onto the roof sometimes bullshit a boo sheet a boo sheet you being serious
How do I get to him is there like a area the hey, where are you at I
Think the guy just got smoked
Yeah, I'm at the towers
I got to go to like the football stadium like down below
holy shit hello did you kill it up with these fucking guys man
I'm just taking out my hoodie and everything.
Oh my god!
Oh no!
Fucking A. Thank you, baby.
Well, they kind of came from nowhere, huh?
Shit.
Am I going to stand up?
Joey, what's up, man?
Joey, thank you.
with random people on games like jay-z even if it goes bad it typically is pure
go you get that also has jack been good for a lot of things that's right to me
what the fuck just happened bro oh my god I hate that piece of shit jack we
get some love and some dubs in here for Joey thank you so much for the
Oh my god!
The hell was that?
Did you need a bandage or anything?
I'm alright, I'm alright.
How the hell do we get out of here?
I guess we'll...
Oh man, talk about a spot.
oh man talk about a spot and I'm sick bro I what's your name going on I'm pop
what about you mango nice to meet you nice to meet you as well what's your
plans no man I just killed the zombies and found this key card you know and
I don't think that's the spot.
No, no idea.
It is found in here.
Oh, there's a...
I think it opens up a lab or something.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it stays on there.
Did you play this map before?
I'm kinda new so I don't know.
Yeah, I'm new as well.
I've played it a couple of times.
I've been to like those islands, but that's about it.
I also been to I think bridge the island next to bridge that's all yeah you need this
Oh
Fun all right cool
Well you want to try and make it out of here yeah, let's kill that bear
How the hell are we gonna kill that thing?
Hmm
You want me to aggro it down here, and then you kill it yeah, I say we bait it over here and then we kill it here
All right
Actually that gates open
All right, I thought you boss I got you boss. Let's pick it here
Oh piece of shit take this
It ain't coming!
not aggroing over here brother brother I'm gonna freak out
what's up this one this extra gun I can't get here yeah all right I'll be
double the aggro for sure. Does this have any rounds? I just need you.
Yeah, here's some. Here's some. Here's some.
Alright, I'm going to pop them once and then run them back.
Okay, bring it here.
You got a bandage, about a chance.
Hey, hey, thank you.
Hey, hey, crap.
Things never change.
Fuck you.
Beautiful.
Nice.
God, I love your dick.
Oh, piece of shit.
I
Huh
There we go
All right bear down bear down we might have to cut this up to get out
Oh yeah, for sure he's got cooking first.
Alright, I grabbed a shit ton of food.
I think back here there's some cables we can do it with.
FNX, this is a nice school.
don't eat with the albionamins. Oh actually I think I don't know if we can eat this bear.
Might make us sick. I remember I was telling them it makes you sick or something. I was
telling you yesterday yeah maybe we don't
you're gonna have vitamins first catch you up wait you find a gun oh my god
It's already reached bottom
What the hell is going on?
Baby is because we cut it up.
I think it smelled the me.
low crack head
All righty I shut the gate.
Oh!
Honestly bro just fucking blow it up with one of those nades. Fuck em.
I really don't know how to use it in this game bro got you back up
got this standard Bob
It fucking missed oh my god
You ready when it comes back we're gonna run inside and I'll throw it at the gate go back
close door. Oh shit!
get inside, get inside!
are you okay?
I'm good, I'm gonna kill you there
holy shit
45 ACP
I thought he was going to close you came in behind me man it's my bad I thought for sure
he would close the damn door.
Yeah, I thought motherfuckers would step through.
Alright good.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Beautiful.
I
Beautiful let's dip
Blind is closed
Yeah, what kind of gun do you have a shotgun and
I look for
You want to loot this area real quick?
You got it bro, listen, hey, you got my word, I'll die for you, okay?
I got him.
I
Was outside
Yeah, it's the advantage
Yeah, drop bandage if you can, I'm on the ground.
Careful, he's having an angle on us soon.
if I see up there no idea he doesn't have that good of a gun whatever he's
using isn't that good
fucking kill everybody boy
to see fuck em
alrighty we're good
let's run on this one
the amount of zombies over here it's fucking insane
yeah where'd i get shot from
any idea I think it's like down here yeah but like how is he shooting and I'm
getting aggroed yeah I'm just looking for that guy I don't know where you shot me from
I think it's over in there over in here
Is you got to think it's like I
Don't know I
Think wherever you shot me from Iran shortly after
The whole crowd she thinks so much for the take gift it bro
I appreciate you we get some Ws over in a kickchaff to 10 and gifted sub arenas my man. I appreciate the love brother
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
You start popping these fools. Yeah, so we try and move out of here
Well that fucking bear comes back
Yeah
Let's go shut up this staircase. I don't know if you can.
fucking a man shit
fucking I think we're in an out of bandages man
this is crazy I hate this place
alright try and move out of here again
and fire she got oh yeah nice
huge talking okay now I'm low health which isn't good
And we probably
No fucking
Dude, I hate this place. I'll never come back to this area again
Nice
This area can suck out my bowels
Yeah, let's go let's go. All right. Can we get out left? Oh
Yeah, I'll say
Here they come, they come, they come, they come.
Always carry a melee. Well to be a hundred percent real with you, bro
We haven't really been in a position to just pick things that we want to carry
Every thing that we have has been given to us by our friend as of now
Let's stay there
You want it?
Well, what's up?
oh shit you won the SKS or the yeah sounds good yeah
beautiful now we're rocking all right here take your ammo back actually all
all the ammo is in there, I used a lot of it to shoot those zombies
5 is enough for one leg sniper
cool
you have any extra 762?
SKS, come on
nah, that's us
alright, beautiful
that was rock
let's go
fuck the sporter man
sporter does nothing but bring me pain
so we're making our shooter side hey bro whatever you want man you're the
leader I listen to you
what I understand on this map everybody's pretty much a piece of shit
insane insane I know it only took us four hours but we've made our friends
We have made our friend.
Like the one person and I think that's good enough.
Agreed.
Yep.
He's too many.
I'm back.
Yo man, money taken for the 20.
if I get an invite to the daisy server you'll be able to PC game income Monday but got
thousands of hours on console my emoji well to be honest with you man I think
you might just by what you said be too good for all those dumbass content
critters they're gonna be joining the server I appreciate the 20 though I'm
I'ma check this real quick.
Yeah, check it, check it.
Good, good.
Oh, Drac just got off, he's playing Delta Force.
Ooh, Delta Force.
I need water soon.
Yeah, I'm yellow.
I don't have a water bottle, but three minutes.
Yeah.
Nick said hop in on arc
We got to see this run through bro we finally have a run we got to see it through no?
I'm scared to get tied up that people will stay, yeah, I hate, always in fear.
Listen, Ark is not a shit game, man, it's just-
Yeah, bump.
I think somewhere, I don't know where it is, though.
We should be able to finally get a lot of food in these houses.
It's not a shit game, man, it's just, you know, it's just we've been gone for so long
and it's hard for me to go back and play it with...
up would you say oh nice I'm red I'm red okay take it take it in I'm right
here. Thank you.
Oh, it's me. I don't know how it can only be the best game that's ever been
made or shit. I don't know how we've gotten to this point. Punch. It's
either shit or it's the greatest game ever invented. It's the only two options.
I don't know what to do with it.
what's going on? Hello? You friendly? Yeah I'm friendly. Hello. Voice changer, don't
trust him. He's just a spore. Oh you're friendly too. Alright. Hi. Oh you're friendly
through the water no you can never trust voice changers ever you could never
trust voice changers I'm gonna try and loot up quick so we can move and make sure
you grab that here I'll grab the hunting scope off this day the girls here
in this game sucks when you can't hit fucking
i'm going this bitch
yassie
i got some slugs
more bandages
i need the slugs
alright let's move
here slugs on ground
here
3
oh shit 3 boom
there are condom?
for the fuck
hahaha
I'm scared of this f-wire man
what's up, what's up?
I'm not in any way
he just
boom boom wiff wiff
hahaha
I think we should have a code word man if you want to murder someone. I agree
completely code word banana crepe
got it banana crepe means we're fucking up anybody near us okay all right
let's keep moving
I'll say like Bob feeling like having some banana crepe.
Yeah, and I'll just start blasted.
I'll just start blasted immediately.
Got it.
What just happened?
What just killed me?
Oh, we spawned in Africa.
Oh.
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my god oh he didn't betray me I stepped or did
something chat left or right to get back home left or right I think we go
this way right we go this way and we take a left of the statue left nope
sourced right
what killed me was it a landmine
Please don't make those noises while I'm at work.
My bad boss, sorry boss, sorry about that boss.
All right, there's a chance we can make it back to him.
Is that at the town where I'm hearing shots?
I can't tell.
That's a double barrel shotgun, that's probably our boy.
He's missing him too.
Yeah!
I wouldn't put it past our board if he missed his shots right now.
Really, you think I got shot in the back?
Just no audio, snipe?
100% shot. Oh no, our boy might be cooked. Maybe that's him fighting right now.
Hey, what's going on?
Chad, am I going the right way?
who fucking knows
run straight towards the shots is what it is
Of course we meet our friend and it ends instantly to a shot in the ass fuck
Shiesel! Shiesel! Shiesel!
Wait, is it right down here?
Are we here? No.
I don't really remember where we were chat
We cross and those houses over here where were we
No, we were left side we went this way
This way
No, we're in these houses
We over oh we were over there weren't we we're over there I think we were over here
I'm so fucking lost oh this is where we killed that girl at
and we kept moving down this way
that's my SKS
I
Know me me me me me me me me me I'm back banana creep it's me
What happened what happened?
But there was fucking two guys on the bridge. I just won them nice, bro
good fucking work I thought you were gonna be gone I thought you were gonna be
gone oh my gosh I suppose you guys
I'm so happy you waited for me man let's go
Fucking assholes, man
Yep
All right, all right, we're back. I didn't think I was gonna get back
Oh my god
You got some ammo for you more. Yes. Yes, there's more. Here's more
Yeah, I agree. I'm ready. Yeah, I just need more food and water, but we can find that
on the way. Get out of this area.
I'm gonna go in the bridge.
Oh, fuck.
Nice shot.
Hahahahaha.
I smoked one here and one there.
Oh, that's what it was. It was a mose and that killed us. That makes a lot of sense.
I'm sure you're talking to this guy on the block or something.
I think I'm good. I'm good.
I guess we need food and water.
I have something on me. Hold on.
I wonder where he shot me because my vest is fine and my helmet's okay but I was
yellow health so it makes somewhat sense
Our boys stressed
Beautiful nice
You know we might want to do actually just do this
Like this like this like this like this
Beautiful
The dream set up
mozen sks that set up in the game without mods of course
oh dude it's gonna get dark as fuck
this is the best time to cross yeah true you have enough food to go over there
yeah yep yep yep yep all right yeah I'm ready bro I'm ready we go over there
we get across we find a building wait out night time let's do it man also I
have found a full battery I don't know if you want to do like the the quest thing
but there is a place that you got entered right yeah careful very
traffic area over here
oh my god
I can't see nothing I cannot see anything in front
in front one guy triple back back
yeah yeah i agree i agree i agree
I'm just like this, I just like this now.
I can't see shit bro.
You still hear me?
Yo, where'd you go?
Brother, this is, this is, this is, this is ridiculous.
And where are you at? Can you hear me?
I just, I, I, I, I, why, why, why is this game the way that it is?
I just don't, I, I'll never understand it.
I don't understand it.
Yo, can you hear me?
Thank you.
I
Whatever
Yo, is that you
I can't see anything
I literally can't see in front of me
I got a flashlight
I got an offer, I suspect.
Okay.
Give me the battery, give me the battery.
Alright, come to me, come to me, come to me.
Here you go.
Battery on the ground.
Yeah, I'll be here.
Give me the battery.
Battery on the ground.
Nice.
Let's go, let's go.
Dude, it's fucking sucks man.
I'm not kidding you, I've never played a game so dark in my life.
This is like I could turn my monitor off and I think I'd see more wait I think I'm walking
into something turn the light on yep sorry I ran into a tree wouldn't have known.
again
flashlight on again
oh just keep that shit on just keep it on
I got you, got you.
We had that one, we had the short, we had the short.
Come back, come back.
Now you run left.
You just say run left and turn right?
Yeah, he did. That's my guy right there. That's my guy.
Well, here's my problem with this, right?
This is what I say for all these types of games.
It's like, bro, you are doing nothing but encouraging people.
You're doing nothing but encouraging people to use third-party things in order to see better, like Nvidia settings.
that's it
any regular player isn't going to be in the video out of their mind
during these types of things
this is fucking crazy
the
day next to me we gonna cross under the bridge
the
trust me i can see any better than you can see
see each other from
yeah
somebody got fucked up
you know it
think he healed
might be gonna break his leg with him
i like this guy
let me just follow me
right side of me
find some food there
Yeah, cause if you never gun around I met you
Had his true though Indiana nice to meet you nice to meet you as well, man
You know what's funny one of my nightly watches before I go to sleep as I watch those like Indian head massage places
Are they as good as what they look like?
Yeah, I think it's been
Lucky man lucky man
We have a fuck do I got here?
We get the light
Oh
got it
all right we're good i'm on the outside
pistol you can put this on the light
it's here
the pistol flash there
i'm looking i don't see it yet
okay let's just go we're gonna run back
All right
I mean bro, I
Where'd you go?
I'm right here.
I say we just sit here and bro.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, sounds good bro.
This is fucking hell man.
God.
I can't see nothing
There's a beer for you, man. Thank you
I know you guys love that shit
Fucking consent beer. Yeah, hey come on. Come on
the U of S.
Now, by what I sound like, where at the U.S. do you think I'm from? Do you know states from there?
Yeah, I mean from movies and stuff like that kind of, you know, Texan accent, right?
The Texans, now I'm originally from Kentucky. My home state now is in Florida.
Oh
The other only in Texas people spoke like that like Southern accent. Oh, no stage like that
Now you got you got Texas you got Kentucky
Mississippi, Tennessee a
Lot of different states have that have that accent to it
I like Alabama
Oh I heard some things about Alabama man, I don't know if they're true or not.
Yeah, what you heard about Alabama?
Is it true?
I don't know man, something about like, you know, the stuff they did in like Game of
Throne episode one.
What, did they fucking their cousins?
You?
Yeah, hey, hey, you know.
i don't know but i wouldn't put it past people from alabama
yeah i know it's true or no i just
well i would say it's not true
i'm just saying that
alabama people are crazy
hahaha
what makes people happy man
I think they just picked up the other one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh man.
What's the number one sport in India?
Is it cricket?
Yeah, it is cricket.
Cricket, man.
a lot of what is it called? Bollywood? That's what it's called? Bad Bunny thinking of the
five gifted man. I appreciate you, bro. Thank you so much. Now I got a question. At least
for us and like the US, whenever I see some like Bollywood cinematics or like the way
that the movies look, they look insane. Like they don't even look close to real.
Hey, VIXX, that's weird, that's weird.
Yeah, okay, yeah, alright.
Alright, I'll...
There's no action, there's a movie called Bahubali or something, bro.
They're fucking...
Bro, they're like picking up helicopters in the road of the air and shit, you know?
There's no physics in the universe, so...
No physics, man, just here.
If you don't mind me asking, where in India are you?
Not like exact location, but around?
Uh, not India. Not India. Got it. Not, not, yeah. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Yep. Let me
ask you. You're from South, right? Yeah, Southern part, yeah. Yeah. He said North India, not
not India. Motherfuckers. You already told me it's from India. Hell yeah. Do you guys
have like a lot of like tigers and shit roaming around yeah I think it's in
other state not asked they're fucking it's so big man when the people say
India they think that whatever they saw it's like a whole Indian they're you
settle like a foot on other sides like different man like all the places are
different oh trust me US the same way you know the Europeans they don't
understand how big our countries are I know India is fucking huge and I we're
the same way we have like you can go from one side really done spot the only
yeah you can go from one side of our country in the US to the other and the
same amount of time that you could go through like nine countries and in Europe
Yeah, that is pretty big man.
Oh, is there a lot of snakes in India?
Oh, yeah.
Like, I kind of grew up in a farm.
Yeah.
I mean, in Nariya, but there are like other states of the jungles and shit, so there are a lot of snakes there.
Snakes there. I grew up on a farm myself as well. We got snakes too, but we got like we got like rattlesnakes
You know and then a lot of our states
There's not very there's not a ton of venomous snakes because it's a very cold and you know different stuff like that
That causes them to die pretty quickly
But in like Florida, bro, they're so fucking many there's so many
I
Florida's like your guys Australia. Yeah, it is you're not wrong
That in the Louisiana people
The people just is bad
Oh, yeah, hey, trust me it isn't far from the truth
Yeah
Yeah, a lot of crack heads Florida man who the fuck is that guy man Florida man who the fuck is murder?
It's just it's not a person. I mean it is a person, but it's not just one person
It's like being a Florida man is just like being crazy. That's the whole premise of it
You're just a crazy motherfucker from Florida. Oh
Oh, yeah, there's like a stereotype almost maybe.
Yeah.
This is cool.
Oh, what's new?
Have you guys find any new all?
Shit man.
You know what?
This is cool. Oh, yes, I have you guys find any new all
Shit man, you know what we do we just cause wars it's about
Oh here we go I should have said that
Yeah, you know, it's cool man. You know, there's just like I've been in India. There's a lot of good people
There's a lot of bad people
uh... it's just like everywhere like they're good people and bad people
there it is, stereotypes for everybody
you know it's like a lot of bad people in New York
oh yeah yeah we got a lot of crazy motherfuckers in both places
bad people are everywhere
now let me ask you i know india is a very high population of people is there
is there like uh...
Everywhere you go is always packed?
No, it's just like when two or three states are really packed.
The most, the states with the low poverty rates and stuff.
Got you.
Most of the other states like Chile.
Got you.
Similar here.
We have a couple of areas that are just, like our big cities
like New York and those types of areas there.
There's so many fucking people there.
yeah
i mean i grew up in a town with like like 2000 population
me as well
yeah and it was covered around with the farmland so
yeah i feel that i do i when i think other state i don't remember the name
and i saw people i did feel like a little you know claustrophobic like why the
Oh, yeah, man, I used to play baseball and when I lived in New York
I lived in a place called Brooklyn and you couldn't go anywhere without being shoulder-to-shoulder with another motherfucker
It was hell. The big cities are back
I was in the best guy movie. Yeah, let's do it man. I'm trying to see
yeah you guys are all yapping bro this is the highlight of day z getting to meet
somebody from some other fucking place and he can't do shit so you just sit
there and yap with them this this is the highlight of the game man this is
why we play this exactly right here yeah the shooting shooting bang bang is
fun but you know getting emotionally attached to somebody within like
friendship you know you make a friend he's from a different place bro we'll
probably never meet this guy again so when he gets shot in his face by someone
else or potentially us on accident like this is the last time we're gonna get to
hang out with this guy it's sad but it's also super freaking cool there's so
many people who I've met in Daisy where I'm like man I wonder what that
motherfuckers doing
I wonder what game he's playing right now
Or God forbid we run into him again like seven months down the road, and it's like holy shit. Look who it is
There
Hey, I got this for your for your sniper
Oh wait, it's 556 isn't it?
Yeah yeah, I have a shit.
We might as well hold on to it.
I also got a 556K-A101 mag if you want to unload that for the ammo.
That's the AK ammo.
I think we'll find the AK here.
I think this is going to go snipe her.
Yo, BigDark, thank you so much for the five gifted as well, mad money, thank you again.
Reckless and average joke, thank you guys so much for the subs, doc, thank you for the
raid.
I know chat, we can see, isn't it beautiful, light, how nice is this?
Oh, old eagle.
zombie down there, i don't see no people
two zombies
I thought I'll not go behind you guys.
Nice.
Oh here, I found this as well. Take this.
Shotgun bullets.
Thanks, thank you.
Absolutely.
I thought you take two bites and you don't get sick why am I still getting sick
Oh baby, buy something nice.
Oh shit, the FAMAS or no the AUG.
Nice.
Does this fit in here?
I don't think so.
Let me see, no it doesn't.
All right, I'll triple carry for a bit.
Here, take this for now.
I'll golden deagle there for you.
Take it.
that's just in case you find uh
what's it called?
380
556 rounds nice
I'm gonna carry gas mask on shirt or not
i mean there's another gas mask right here too
oh i already have so many
i can we can carry gas masks you want to
we're gonna do that shit
no probably not
probably not
yeah let's do that
you are the uh... you are the extra water
come come come back sir
I do have a water bottle half filled but it's not like tested here I got these
there is a well like close by back air i say we loot them and then we go to the bottom
let's do it
they both got a red plate carrier so it should be easy to do it
yeah agreed
another shardy
I lost a good one, nice.
And an MP9 over here.
Will this give me water?
I don't think it will.
Not that I could open it anyways.
That good.
Does this give me water?
I might.
And
Pretty massive I feel like the all kind of sucks does it not yeah any white gum ads
No, I don't. No, I don't.
That ticket will be here in a moment.
I mean, if you find a mag for that, it's disgusting.
Okay, hold the fucking ticket.
Oh, here, here's this, too.
Gonna purify your water.
Oh nice.
All good, do you think? So we take this over the MP9?
Bring it off.
No, you're good. I had a can. You're good. Can you drink it all?
It should be okay.
I don't know how this goes, we just need to go back there and pull it up.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I should spawn, but I'll go you.
You go there.
Alright.
2 SG, 4 Bows and rounds.
That's 9x39 rounds.
Carry it, fuck it.
other ompment pedacuda
rack
and you can be a man
all shit
isn't in p five back there if we want to go grab it
drop this
the magnet?
no, this is the mag for it
if you wanted to rock it over your mp5
right here
what do you think?
y'all they can hold this rocket as my primary phone now
alright, grab that mag, I'll take you back to the mp9
of
Thank you very close.
Fuck it, I'm going to- What's up?
I'm just going to use the Ampify.
I got the Ampify, you know.
Alright, I'm good.
We going back out that way or are we going back out that way?
Uh, lemmings, I'll get the samples from this cop over there.
Give me a second.
There you go.
What the...
What is that?
That's fireworks.
Haha, these crackheads.
The fuck are celebrating for what I'll do there
I just need a good MP5 mag or a lego-siger mag I don't want to kill it.
Cool.
Might as well keep this in case I get a pistol.
Here's a, oh yeah you dropped the dagl.
I should have dropped the ammo, fuck it.
Alright, you ready?
Yep, last one, baby.
Fuck out of here.
of
I
Just realized he has a press round that MP5. That's actually nasty
I'm going to put this in the back here.
I'm going to put it down and then go.
More food.
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby going on right now.
now the shots ain't too far away now
I
Bet their shots are pretty close
I'll prevent their regular best red vest
Got it
Finding the epoxy this I mean that too
Yeah.
Out of range, Finder.
that's a little small mag he got there huh yeah I love the water bottle you called me
okay yeah
i jumped over the uh... decide malut this great
i thought that was a player
oh my god i thought that was a player
another mag
there's two 101 mags now
we can find a 101 that'd be pretty peak
Motherfucker, got a helmet on.
You need a helmet?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'll be gone.
I'm lucky having to like switch Sammy to full auto and I have to leave it on Sammy when
there's a player in front I'm going to be so mad.
of
I just ruined his pants. I've come close to it though. Shit.
All right, throw me that water bottle. I'll go for it.
You feel that suicide mission? Yep. Yep.
Oh, he's going. What a legend.
Oh my gosh, did I bring first?
Did?
This is not the point.
any coins yet? No, no coins. Sloppy seconds, I don't mind. Shit.
I
Just imagine the level you go this time and you get shot
All right, we're good, I'll just keep this here we get one of these dog buildings
Yeah
we go bridge and check out the shore yeah I'm down with anything you can go
bridge go shoot nose buildings I love to kill some people and get some you know
the food here for the rest he knows what he's doing that's for sure
I shot
now
love
Okay
Yeah
I'm itching for some murdering
What is it?
I'm itching from some murdering
I know I need to kill some people as well soon. Yeah
Yeah.
Trying to take somebody's life and not get sniped in the side
of the face beforehand.
Now, we've been together for too long.
I don't think he's going to have to try this.
I'll give someone the taste of freedom before I die.
Agreed.
At least one.
Listen, we both need one kill before we die.
After one kill, fuck it.
Who cares?
Yep.
we jump it over the wall
and go to the force field and i think that's where the action is
too fucking short
there we go
maybe you're just a bit happy
he just called me fat
I'm not implying anything about the American people bro.
The hell? How did he know?
there's so many buildings around here
got him
got my one by the way
oh shit there was a player right here
what the fuck
i didn't think him in that
okay we'll take it
fuck this guy
he was peeking that over
fuck he got a lot of food
A lot of food and I'm
I want this work I want that work
I
Mother came for Vast will look who's wrong
We're good so much shock on Emma
Get the pistol for you
Spress it for you
Yeah, I think it goes on anything right now
I'm very jammed.
Let's finish this one.
Cut them up.
Cut them up, cut them up son.
Boom, boom, boom.
Make some extra room there.
It's here, that there, that there, grab this here, cool, I'm just going to repair this
with this one, oh shit, I might be able to do like this, then
this oh baby oh baby I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna drop the
dog fuck it come back for it if we need it you have any uh any 45 in a 357 sir
Of course, I dropped the damn 357.
Yeah, I've seen six.
Oh man, thank you.
There's some 762.
Thank you.
All right, good to rock.
808 more, I guess.
Thank you.
Let's get in this building at the lay of the line I guess.
Yeah.
I too fired two jumbos.
all right we died last time on the ladder on our last run let's hope it's not the
same this time
I'd keep the odd I'll be honest man I'm happy with the SKS nobody's camping
this though sorry dad last time if you're camping this I'm gonna steal your
I love how you guys got your tails.
What the fuck!
Yo!
That's something you can say I cannot.
Do not redeem.
Do not redeem!
Bye guys, in honor.
Okay.
They are freaking cold.
They'll go across.
Yeah, let's go.
you wanna cross or you wanna be assholes and just camp the bridge is this the bridge right
here I think they covered it from the bottom floors I don't care I just want to kill people
I'm down to be assholes 100% should we wait should we cross isn't one of those roofs gonna be good
to the seafront?
yeah let's go
look at those ones
sketchy sketchy
Can we get on that big one
The middle of our motion
All right, we got one more cross and we're there
there. We're the assholes now chat look at us we've made it
So do we know can we use this keycard to just get some loot?
I'm pretty sure it's a part of a huge quest.
Yeah, we need a bunch of different shit.
Yeah, I think so.
That could be wrong, but I don't think I am.
I mean does anyone even run across the bridge or do they go under the bridge every time?
I mean, that's stupid people do.
Yeah, true.
Killed a couple guys here the other day, ran across the top of the bridge.
Yeah.
Did that feel
though it's fantastic one of them was bandaging behind a bus I just walked up
to him and shot him in the face and they weren't the best they were the best
welcome man we try to survive over here there is welcome
watch out for that fish as well
where's all the damn players? this place is always popping
you know what it is? they're probably just sitting in windows just like us
everybody scared to move
everybody rat bastards just like us
across
yeah across
opposite side yeah where we came from
the close building or the one behind us close one where we just came from got it got it
he's up there right yeah right behind that box
I got right side I have my BK bro, I will push down
I say you hold on I am just fucking rushed I got left side left side
yeah I can do that I got right side nice peeking now
uh huh
shot me
i got shot
looks very health
he's peeking left sir you wanna peek left?
peeking left
yeah
okay just hold right just hold right if he peeks right just kill him
no peeking
yeah
one peek left and he's gonna get bored he's gonna peek left and he's spoken
Yeah
Yeah, if you just hold me it's not worth
I will seek you behind the guy
I can go for an 8.
I'm here.
I think it might be a little too far, but I can try.
Oh, the fuck I'm gonna shot him.
Who do you just get shot from?
Don't pick your crew, I'm getting him.
I thought I saw him.
Could be behind my watch out.
Yeah, he's not shooting me, I'm crouched.
I think it's from under
What do you shoot him from
Yeah, uh, it's bro. It's fucking cooked. I cooked it
Then yeah mom was badly damaged. I used it all on it fucking rip
Okay, it's fine. Well, I'm just damaged. It's fine for long
A good shot
We're not saying good because there's people on both sides of us yeah he gets
every day I'm just gonna heal up and I'm gonna fucking rush these guys yeah
Yeah, agreed, I'm in.
Yeah.
I can throw?
Yeah.
Yeah, so I'm more of a do-like-to-gilla-game player.
I can throw a grenade and we can just fucking send this guy across.
I think he moved buildings, bro. I think he went in the blind or something.
They're not shot me from there. All right, you want to just like jiggle peak this and I'll peak towards fire station
See if I can find the other guy
Yeah, I'm yellow. Yeah, I just jiggle that
Well nervous in that building
I mean, he was like right here.
Where could he have been shot from?
Had to be from over there.
Right?
Where could he have been shot from?
everywhere? Yeah. I don't fucking see this guy. Yeah, I have no idea where you got shot
me there you're about to find out yeah
when you just got to white house I'm gonna fuck this guy
okay sounds like a plan another fucker wing my plate carrier man my cherry
and it kind of is fucking dirty now
my cherry red play carry is it I see him
oh you good yeah yeah oh we peaks the other side and one taps me
I
Yo, Smio, man. I just did I thought for sure he's gonna peek again. He just one taps
You think it was two maybe
Maybe I think it was the same one I
Think it was the exact same one
Shit
I can't catch a break with these
fights.
I cannot catch a break with these
fights every single one.
We're just it's it's over within an
instant.
Every single time.
I don't know.
Have luck today.
I think you're just as that's
great Tony.
That's great, Tony. Thanks, man. Yeah. Motherfucker.
You know, when's that? Well, I played that pretty God awful.
I mean, but again, it's like in my mind.
In my mind, he's he's going to peak the I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I think that just gets to the point again, where it's just Daisy,
where you just kind of want to kill somebody so bad you do stupid shit.
and my stupid shit was holding an angle expecting him to chow me and giving him a
free heady we held that for a long time
we just gave him the old heady heady
At least you learned how not to give the enemy your head.
Yeah, true.
Chirru.
Chirru, chirru.
You know what we got to start doing chat soon?
We got to start practicing for the AT&T Tournament.
We got to start practicing soon, soon, soon.
I mean it's next month on the 7th, right?
Yeah, it's next month on the 7th, fuck.
I'm looking for a reason to stream league.
No, it's not even that.
I mean, the first game isn't even league.
It's COD.
But I'm going to be 100% real and transparent.
I'd rather die than play COD unless it's for the tournament itself.
We're just going to show up and get ready to fuck.
That's next week.
I need to use the restroom, like, quick, Jack, give me two seconds.
All righty. I'm back. Sorry about that. RC Hudge Play 2xK0. Wait, what is that? Oh,
Isn't that the fighting game that we're supposed to be playing, y'all shit?
Hello from Croatia!
Hello, my friend.
how'd all the practice work out last time not very good not very good I'll be
honest I cannot do another run not on this map maybe we'll switch maps I don't
know I do not know I do not know Kate from San Antonio oh thank you so much
Thank you so much, man. I really do appreciate that. Thank you
Thank you so much
Can you guys hear this music by the way, I've had this playing since we started Daisy, I didn't know if you guys could hear it or not
You couldn't hear it, but you can hear it now
What are the boys doing? They're playing cod. Yo, this had to be Tim's idea.
Then playing cod had to be Tim's idea, right?
What the fuck are the homies playing cod for?
For.
Sponsored no.
It just says drops.
Desperate times.
I do it.
It really is.
Um, bro, it really is crazy times for the game and world.
I don't know.
I think everybody just doesn't know what to play.
Eiko and drag got off arc.
So Nick went over to play with Tim.
Oh.
Dino time.
I wouldn't do a big grow.
It would be probably like a Sarah day or an Allo day,
if we were going to play it.
Play a bird.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
Do you think peanuts get burnt down on rust?
I think pretty much everybody is getting burnt down on rust
to be 100% real with you, man.
I think everyone and their mother
is getting burnt out to a certain extent.
I think Symphony's still having fun on rust.
Yeah, Summit still enjoying it, he's playing on those pub servers.
Have we really been playing Rust for a month?
Has it been that long?
Actually?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Bro, time is flying by, boys.
Absolutely flying by.
It's kind of nuts how fast it goes.
We have Delta Force tomorrow.
We'll play tomorrow.
Nick Drack and Nico ran into Sim and his guys
on Riven Tide's three different times.
Who won?
Who was smoking who?
That's the big question.
Really?
Symphony steam won?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
What everyone quit our breaders?
I don't think everyone quit.
I think everyone's just still,
I think everyone's just still waiting to be honest with you, man. I think everyone is just waiting. I
Think everyone is just waiting for the things that we need to be done done
But then again, I just I don't know I don't know if
They're gonna make the changes that need to be made fast enough, you know
I'm not too sure
Not the aisle. Well, the only two things I can think of right now that we can go and do
The only options is we do an aisle grow
Or we go and practice we go play league those are your options right now
We either practice for AT&T and play some league or we play the aisle
Wow
I'm seeing a lot of people say league. What the fuck?
You guys want to watch league? I mean, I know you guys get invested in the fucking competition just like me
So I respect it. Mods, can we make a poll?
Full time
Let the boys decide the boys and gals decide what we doing
voted up gentlemen
I'm gonna be honest. It's already way closer than I thought
Yeah, we're doing the AT&T cup again
Poll is on Twitch, I don't think you can run a poll on YouTube, can you I
I wish we could have like a multi-stream pull that'd be cool
You can YouTube chat run a poll YouTube mods run a poll I'll pull that up second
You can we can't what do I type in just slash pole that didn't work
Haha!
Ah, shit!
Was it, engage your audience, start a poll.
Isle, League.
What to appali?
Alright, there you go, YouTube chat, pull us up.
Y'all see that?
Honestly, this is a lot closer than I thought it was going to be.
Check the YouTube chat out and see how they're feeling.
The will-do kick last.
I don't know, where's the dam?
Let's click this.
There it is.
Yeah, Isle is winning across all boards.
Isle is winning on both.
Good amount of league?
Maybe we'll do Isle if it sucks, we go league.
Maybe that's what we do.
Well, you already know the Isle's going to be fucking great.
All right.
What means?
I want to see you play league one time.
You ain't missed a bunch.
I can't lie to you man, you ain't missed a bunch.
No kick vote?
How many people are in the kick chat right now?
Go ahead. What do you guys want to see?
I mean look
Oh, you can't create poles here
Look at that
Think I can actually getting trouble for doing this on kick. I know YouTube are good
But I think showing kickchat on stream. I'm pretty sure twitch could get mad at me, but fuck them
Yeah, I'll I'll across the board
I'll across the board. Oh
No, I forgot bro. It's
Shit
I have a mox, I have a mox, I have a mox.
Like the bot, there it is.
Fuck!
They ripped my Patreon away from me!
Shit.
Well, looks like we're stuck with these decisions.
Yo, anybody want to unlock Sarah for a goopah?
Raptor? We could do Raptor!
Yes, Sarah! Sarah! Unlocked, Sarah!
Stego?
Nine?
Adam has a melee- melee Rex right now, really.
Get the Dibble out of here. I ain't playing no Dibble.
Get ready, I'm unlocking. I'm ready. I'm ready.
What do you have to download to do the VoIP stuff on Bosch's server chat?
The download mumble?
These nuts?
Whoever said they're unlocking you're a fucking liar?
You liar!
You lying sons of bitches.
Raptor's gone.
Shit.
I
Bastards
Los Rej, it's how I know you guys been watching boss shit talking about Los Rej
No, I want to fight people man, I don't want to just ambush all day only get some cool fights
I
Wrong when pipe
Shit
Come on
I'm about to get timed out.
Yeah, I don't want to play on the damn EU server, man.
On the NA server.
Yo, Sergeant Marks, taking for the gift of sub to Penny,
man, I appreciate you, bro.
Why does NA suck?
Why's that?
We got patchy, Dibble, Maya, Tenno, Dryo, and a Hipsy.
And a Hipsy.
Any eggs?
Nah, no eggs neither.
Yeah, maybe it's a league angle.
We can't get a damn dino.
Maybe we plan for Isle tomorrow and we end the day with a little bit of league for a
couple of hours.
None of these, like that we can play Cardo,
but I feel like it's a worthless grow.
I feel like we're sinking in time
to not that fun of a dino.
Let me see if I can pull some strings real quick.
Yeah, let me check my motion.
I mean, we could be a bird.
Oh, wait, poutine's around, we might be able to get some, get some love, get some warm
Ashlyn, can you unlock a Sarah for me, please?
That'd be amazing.
I really appreciate that.
Wait, Chas, Sarah or Aloe?
What do y'all think?
Sarah, all right, let's go, Sarah.
I'm down with the Sarah.
Sarah, nice.
Thank you.
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Let's go.
Very nice, very nice.
We are little Sarah.
f2 yeah I got you I got you well head f2 once we start getting a little
larger I don't really care if I die right now
dino-tism is back yo I'm gonna be real with you it might be back it might be I
might be back to a dinosaur guy until the day Z servers ready bro but to be
honest like shit but to be honest bleed resistance what do I go here I just let
it kind of cook until we get the other one the diet one or can I do that on
Sarah
Yo, Herb, thank you for the two months.
Appreciate you, Pepe.
No, I've been seeing a lot of people bring up windrows.
We need Coco on the uh dude I'm telling you man half of me thinks and I truly believe
this y'all call me crazy if you want.
I personally think the most fun all of our group will have is if everyone came over
and play dinosaur like I true I truly believe it like I think how fun it would be
especially bro if I could get poutine to help me like to help me create a content creator
server with all of his shit brother that would be peak these motherfuckers would eat it up
I'm telling y'all, everybody would love it.
Coconut wants to play right now?
Coconut could actually come and join me right now if he wanted to.
I just started Anna Moncero.
He's offline. Well, then how the fuck am I supposed to play with him, Jack?
Yeah, Crackets, there's food over here.
You know what I say?
We go rumble in the baby zone.
We're on Sarah, bro.
Let's go rumble.
Fuck it.
Wow that would be so fun bro because any game that is a new game to everybody is always fun
and none of these motherfuckers other than myself and Summit have ever really played
this game and I guarantee you that they would have an absolute blast because everybody
would be duking it out, everybody would be learning and figuring out stuff and people
would have such a fun time. I swear. I'm not crazy. Yeah, this is Sarah. Just started.
I'm not crazy bro, I'm not.
Shit, there's raptors over here.
Oh, yeah, so much food and bones.
This is beautiful.
This game is a viewer though.
You just haven't watched it long enough.
listen all I'm telling you is is give it an hour and you'll love it give it an
hour dedicated an hour to watching it's fucking awesome more like three but
But I'll take an hour.
Oh shit, what the fuck was that?
Is that a chicken?
And the low limb damage instead of KT will be normal.
Ohhhhh.
Don't turn around...
Don't turn around.
I want to go get one of those bodies.
All it takes is that raptor deciding, fuck this guy,
and I'm dead.
I'm already getting larger.
shit
be money heroes
all the intestines are ripped out of these guys
Okay, got a perfect diet already, that's nice.
Turn in here, and pick our first mutation.
Alright.
Where is the...
Where's the one that we want?
For the diet? Where's the diet one at, chat?
You need to unlock it?
What percent can I get it?
Oh, it's not on Sarah? Okay.
Let's just take this one.
Alright, we're running this baby area, bro.
All we're scared of right now is literally everything, but mainly raptors.
Okay, Handelos, those are scary.
Yo, what's up, Terrix?
How you doing, man?
Oh, shit.
not that big
Watch out, buddy, watch out, bro, I bit that motherfucker.
Watch out, bro.
He bit me, I bit him there.
We a bite for a bite right now.
Come here, bitch ass owl.
Peed up, peed up, peed up, peed up.
We're running this block bro. We're running this block. OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!
A smoke on B?
I'm about to hit a growth spur, I'm about to fuck this guy up.
be fucking dead
Be money heroes is dead
Did I just leave him to die?
Yes, do I regret it?
No, it is what it is. Okay, it's a survival
situation a
Yes, my teammate died
but I
Didn't die and that my friends
Is a win
That is the win. You know what I mean? Because if I die, tragedy.
Sure.
Tragedy. But if he dies instead of me, it's not a tragedy.
You know what I mean?
Oh my god.
Okay, who farted?
Be honest.
Who was it?
The one of you?
Morgan, thank you for the sub, her, thank you for the sub.
What the hell is that noise?
What's that?
I know that was a chicken.
He'll up a little bit more than we go right back out there
We heal just a little bit more
Jack can I kill this guy once I hit 35% I don't think I can
I don't know how big he is. He doesn't seem that large, though.
This fucking bitch ate all the food.
check us still around those bushes okay below loop dedupe do the old loop dedupe
loop dedupe is failed loop dedupe I repeat has failed
What is this, the patchy, the patchy on our diet?
I don't need nothing, I only have whatever you want.
Shut up woman, I'm gonna die in this bush!
Wait come back!
Give me a die coat!
Stat!
Yes chef!
Let's go!
It's parked. It's fucking parked.
Fuck him up!
Fuck him up, little guy!
Eat his ass!
Come up!
NO!
GOD HELP ME PLEASE!
No!
I'm alive!
Yes!
Good work!
Eat up!
Hurry!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem.
No problem, soldier.
Get it.
Sweet God, it's a hurrah-brah!
I'm alive!
Other man, you gotta eat quick.
Shit, bees!
They got here.
I'm sorry.
Exactly, we didn't see this, Deco.
I can't even see him.
You saw him?
You see him in that bush?
Scared for his life?
That's the devil next.
He's like...
You know what he's like right now?
You ever seen the Shrek meme of him hiding behind the tree?
Okay, all right, shut up!
That's what we do.
Heal up, okay?
We heal up, and we smoke this dagger.
We eat them, and then we chill it.
I thought that meme was you all along.
I think you're ugly.
What about what you think about that?
What do you think about that?
Shut up.
You know what, mods?
Band three random people, 10 minutes.
10 minute timeouts.
Besides that guy, he needs to understand that
he's hurt more people than just himself
with those statements.
Three people, 10 minutes is what it is.
Pick random people.
Oh my, did he just move?
What did he do?
What's that?
Is that him?
Oh, he laid down.
He laid down.
It's just heat.
we take it we get the other side back into our bush it is what it is it is what it is
I got a little crazy I apologize for that back into our bush it is what it is back into the bush
I'm not sure.
We're packing up boys we're packing up almost already 50% dude Sarah's grow so quick
Gotta be careful though, because...
Don't get him so too close.
Tapsa!
Or Tapsa!
Tapsa!
Well Sarah is like dude you just get into the action and you can just start going to
war right off the rip.
Like there's no like with T-Rex you're surviving for 75% of your grow and then by the time
you've survived it's well no you're surviving to 45% of your grow which is ours and then
And then when you're finally at the speedy Rex phase, you're just picking on things that
are defenseless.
And then when you get to the super tall or super large Rex phase, you're just always
so slow and you're just walking around bored half the time hoping to find something.
The cool thing with Sarah is, is no matter how large we get, we're running around,
we're packing up on stuff, we can really beat up anything other than trikes.
Trikes give us an issue of full grown and T-Rexes of course.
But everything else is like fair game.
Like we can kill staggos as long as we play really, really well.
And we can run really fast.
Waitin' no longer be wounded.
Waitin' to no longer be wounded.
We can move.
I don't know where my boys went through up there
We got some food pretty close
Sad noise
Mega Pack of Trudons, yeah, Trudons are some hoes.
Alright, we should be at the point of filling up with bacteria, right?
Fuckin' A.
I don't know if the boys eat the rest of that.
We're wounded again.
I didn't expect him to wound me that quick.
That little piece of shit.
Oh, there's a bunch of seras around here.
Stegos are the hardest kills that there is.
Yeah, Stegos are some ditches and I hate them.
If you play Stegos, I hate you.
Very simple.
Why do shipmates find in the what do shipmates not why what do shipmates find in the toilet the captain's log
Jesus
I wonder where that stag got went, man.
Oh, these are the guys who fought those patches that we saw all the bodies for.
There's some bacteria over there.
Just waiting not to be wounded anymore.
Aloe is fun, but I think Aloe needs a little bit of love.
Like for a dino that takes as long as the Aloe takes and is also as difficult as it
is to grow like dude it just dude it needs it needs some love it needs a lot of love to be real
appreciate you shouting
I don't know how I became papa here but just kind of where we're at
enough.
Got a little guy, I need that rot, wherever that is, it looks like something big died
over here.
There's some rot.
So, the cool thing with Sarah's...
Oh, got you, thank you.
That's Sarah there.
I didn't get anything from it.
Dad, gone it.
I
Was I gonna say I forgot I was gonna say shit
where is it? I don't know.
No mutation in the second chat?
Let's do this.
Shit.
Run, little ones.
stay good
run for your fucking lives
well there goes half our pack
Fuck!
I mean the dillo's just massive, bro.
Just a big ass dillo, bro.
I'll just run straight into our bush and I'm wounded.
Are the mimics still messed up whenever we're uphill like this?
Oh shit, he wants me.
We're gonna just, boys, we gotta hope and pray.
We just gotta hope and pray.
There's no moving for us.
We gotta hope we got a pride jpeg think of it in 32 months
If I had full health there's a world where I can take them but not at my grand house now
Dude he's just wiped out our whole squad all my babies are dead. I'm a terrible father
Welcome to the aisle.
bro again welcome to the aisle
all right we're going to move
All right go one get bacteria
Goal two make our way over the water
Too worried about food, I know we're half stomach, but
we're worried about water we can go get my water we're worried about bacteria
maybe we can go what this way right chat to go get water
yeah that's the path
Shit.
might see us. I just need to be a wee bit larger. Chad, did that look like a big one?
I couldn't tell.
Hutch, crash out?
What was that?
You made me miss whatever that was.
Oh, shit.
Little guy.
Very little guy.
Not worth clicking it, okay.
Oh Wonky.
Go get some water, Wonky.
Risky no other options
Hold your nuts start drinking it would it is
Don't get grabbed by no dino suki's now
Hey, and you're going in the front too I sipping in the front I always die when I sit in the front
No, it's still a good spot to drink.
Wonky, don't drink there. Drink over here.
The spot over here is safer.
right there. Any food around here? Yo, I wanted to ask, can, uh, can Saras get like, Mela
and all that stuff or no I don't think I've ever had a Sarah skin they can
really I thought that it would really matter it's not like an investment into
a dino it's only a couple hours of aground what's our stuff at 54 all
Alright, this is what we're doing.
We're going to grab this over here.
Oh yeah, I'm a quick, I'm a quick son of a bitch, better keep up.
We're going to grab this over here,
and we're going straight to the South Plains.
It is what it is, we got to.
Man, what the fuck did that go?
Something right here, I think.
Nice!
You're a fat bitch.
isn't that way west rail? Chat along this road? It is, isn't it?
Hey, nobody want a piece of your fat ass?
Good.
Alright, let's keep cruising.
old fat boys yeah there ain't nothing we can do against those cats boys there is
absolutely nothing we can do that we we like we just we just we don't achieve
nothing that is the one thing that and t-rex is just like it is what it is
we ain't killing either of them
Pussy, it's not about being a mother.
It's not about being a pussy, man.
It's about there is certain dinosaurs in this game, built for certain things, okay?
For example, if you are playing a Karnaugh, you ain't killing anything but babies and Saras.
That's it.
And Raptors.
But even then, it's a coin flip.
If you're playing Aloe, Aloe's pretty versatile.
So is Saras.
But there's just certain things that you just can't really fight.
One of those things for a Saras is those strikes.
whenever we're full size it will take us a fat and a hot minute to try and kill one of them and I'm
pretty sure that they could just all click in one tap us now stag goes stag goes into possibility
because we can bait attacks and whatever but with those guys they just kind of sit with their
asses next to water or something like a hard surface like a tree and we don't have the health
pull to attack them we don't have to wait wait a self in this game now if we had
the health pull like you know even a alo has a little bit more health you might be
able to take a shot or two but Sarah's were glass cannons in retrospect to all
the big dogs I wouldn't even call us glass cannons we just kind of glass we
last 22 rifles. Now against other stuff, Raptors, Alos, Dillos, Harnos, Stagos, over time we
can kill them. But even Stagos, like we can bleed them out of stamina and bait attacks
and outplay them. It's just the way that those movement boxes work with the trikes,
and dibbles we can outplay and kill.
The tripes are just that one thing that's very, very hard for us to actually do anything
against.
Yeah, sounds good, Pudding Tang.
Pudding Tang, question for you.
Let's say I wanted to bring a bunch of fucking content creators over here.
enough to fill up a server is a possibility of me and you making an aisle server we could
use all your names all the tags you know you have all the credit I would just like it to
be creators only is that an attainable thing I'd be for like a probably a two week stint
Well, they wouldn't be able to come on this server because we would fill it up to the
point with just like community members and stuff that the the content creators themselves
wouldn't be able to get in and one of the big problems that peanut didn't like is the
majority of the time he was sitting in the loading screen trying to get in the server.
Same thing with Summit.
Not everybody is obsessed with this game like I am.
We can't because they broke the freaking password settings.
Fuck.
So there's no such thing as a private server.
Damn it.
Do you have any contacts at the aisle that we can maybe suck off Dondie to maybe push
an update?
I mean he was in my chat once upon a time.
Let me let them know again, yeah, tell them, tell them there's a very great opportunity
if they can do just this one little thing for us.
That'd be absolutely fantastic.
We could have a lot of new people playing.
We could break the...
I mean hell, we've already broken the record every time, oh shit.
Eat that ham wonky, he gon' smell it, he gon' come back pissed that we stole from him.
Damn, he's kind of dicing.
Look at him move.
Holy shit.
That guy kind of doesn't fuck around.
Holy cow.
Did you see the way he was just moving?
no thanks see you later I gotta go get prime yeah 58% let's keep on moving
wonky I knew what he was doing holy shizel
The big one that we saw run across that is a Carnot, which we can actually beat, but
not at our size.
It's a fully grown one.
We're only 50%.
That right there, that's a devil, which we can also beat once we're full.
We're only, you know, again, at 50%.
Our main thing, so in this game, you have to try to achieve something called getting prime.
Prime basically means that you do a series of tasks, go to certain areas, this, that and the other, in the game.
In order to achieve prime, which allows your dino to get stronger, bigger, faster, and this, that and the other.
So right now we are heading to the South Plains where we will probably die in an
effort to go through migration zones and patrol zones. Mother fucker wonky!
Damn it! Scared the shit out of me! In order to get prime.
Shit!
So we are a Sarah thing of us is a
large lizard
Think of us like a very large Komodo dragon
We got a bacteria and you can see if you look at the stomach over here
See how it shows this full brown around this the stomach symbol that means our
Bacteria is full when we bite someone with left and mainly right click
we can inject them with a bacteria that makes them throw up so even I say it all
time when you fight one of us when you fight a Sarah it's a lose-lose if you
kill us you think you won but we probably bit you in the meantime and you
threw up and lost all of your food and water and then if we win you die so no
matter what you you're fucked up we either kill you over time or we kill
you right then and there that's pretty much it we can move again I just want to
get stamina
Prime, did you know that with your Amazon Prime, you can sub-dodge for free?
W Adread.
That's my man right there.
Use your primes prime check prime check
TX, thank you for the prime, Majin, thank you for the prime.
Another great thing about Saras, and we've said it before, and not recently, is that
Sarah's are the dino garbage disposal. We can eat literally everything. We can eat each other. We can eat rotten stuff
We can eat
All kinds of different things we can eat bones
Doesn't make us sick. So food is really never an issue on Sarah
Let's go over on this side first and then we'll swing go to the opposite side our main
The thing that we are worried about at this point is T-Rexes.
We can run away from literally everything else other than multiple full grown raptors.
We can run away from allows.
We can run away from everything.
We can even run away from T-Rexes, but the problem is that if it gets us out of
a bush, GGs will smell you.
you want to flip it if you flip.
Some rotten shit over here.
Be very, very careful.
Wonky's growing pretty quick, which is good.
Here's one of us right here.
Walkie, let's go this way. Let's go to Prime Lake.
We'll do a wide, wide swing all the way through the open fields
and then to the Prime Lake.
And then hopefully we'll have Prime by then.
You didn't miss nothing? Chilling?
We chillin, we chillin, we chillin.
Yeah, Poutine, we'll talk later, I'm in.
We got some time to cook because I think we're gonna do Daisy first, but the aisle is definitely
on the board of opportunities and I think everyone would be about it truly so it's definitely
possible but chicken chicken get out of here chicken
I'm going to be a very careful look at that one
He's already pretty large again
Raxi think of it in three months, bro
I want these over there, okay.
rex.
was a Rex close.
Wouldn't it be a better careful?
Better careful my friend, a better careful.
Oh I see his ass, oh my god he's a behemoth.
Look at him. Look at how big he is. Holy shit.
So we outrun the wrecks.
Well, there's one, there's two Rexes, yeah, we'd have already gotten grabbed.
I want to see that Rex come fight this Stego right here.
Maybe we can bait them over here.
I don't think that Rex would even partake in a 1v3, to be honest.
I think those stegos would punk that T-Rex 100%.
Hell, if it's me, I ain't fighting three staggers.
I thought there could only be two staggers, but oh no, it's actually three, you guys.
They're right, I'm wrong.
I thought it was four.
That's where the confusion lays.
Which is insane, by the way.
Those motherfuckers are strong.
Um, could we kill them?
We can kill the smaller ones, yeah.
Not right now.
We'll have to get four of us, but yeah, we can kill the smaller ones, no doubt.
We're in a little safe spot where we can wait out the storm away from the P-Rexus.
I'm going to take you to the beach.
Free booting, Threston. She spoke with the QA lead.
He says the server pass from setting his fix in the Hortest
bill now when the pass will drop, your guests can get his mind.
Shit!
And there's not a world where they would just, you know,
and then that world doesn't exist.
Why is everybody calling each other retarded in the kick chat right now?
What's going on over there?
Bye, calm down, calm down.
Old your horses now, old your horses.
Lane ad dude.
Go back to school, man.
Go back to school.
You didn't do too well. It's time to go back.
Bounty, thank you for the prime.
I know thank you for giving it to me.
Sub to Putin, I appreciate you.
Kiyoki, thank you for the tier one.
More coffee, thank you for the fiber.
I've watched you play the I'll Big Fenty of Streams all around.
I appreciate your coffee. Thank you.
Grexy, thank you for the three months.
Sam Spade and like whoo, speak to me.
Are they wrong? No.
No, they probably ain't.
On apex predator now? Nope. No, we ain't apex predators. Chad, do you guys think I'm good
on prime? I mean, where were we? We were highlands. Oh, we didn't go through the highlands. We
were only in like the baby area and around it. We came south plains. We went from all
all the way at the Lake West Rail, we walked through that, we went through all this area
in front of us to the arena and now to the Prime Lake. I think we're good.
The Dibble over there.
Rex might unlock soon I'ma be honest with my last rex death I don't care my last
rex death scarred me that was so brutal I don't know when I'm gonna do another
Rex from
Yo jiggle thank you give the five gifted over on the tube man. I appreciate you brother. Thank you so much for the love
No, now people are well, maybe, I don't know, I'm heading home tonight, so.
Probably not, though.
No more D.C.? No, we played D.C. today. It was just slow today, man. A lot of the servers
Wednesdays are dead, Wednesdays are always slow.
Wednesdays are always the slow days.
Fuck you, kamikaze.
I don't have any special skins.
I just got the regular old skin
Shit stegos over there
Look at them all damn
Oh
Oh shit, where are these staggos going?
I'll get those little fat turds.
I
your asshole
up.
Walk it carefully.
He saw my ass.
I promise you that.
Yeah, that thing's way too big for me to try and take a bite out of.
That might actually one-shot me.
You don't have the time to invest in Rex?
Yeah, I mean, bro, it's, I mean, that's a damn journey, bro.
Like, dude, the whole Rex investment?
Shit, dude.
We're talking 15 hours.
No argument.
Nothing you say or do gonna change it.
Good luck, bitch.
You know?
You are in for a grind.
An absolute grind.
Yeah, but then you're a rex, true, nothing slips past you, you ain't wrong, but it's
like it's a worth being that rex, you know.
There's food. Again, we're talking about the wrecks. We've got to be careful of the wrecks.
The only reason we're sitting in a bush right now is because we know that there's a T-rex
around this area, and I do not want to face check a bush with a wrecks in it. Or even
worse, get snuck up on by a wrecks and just destroy it.
Basie is a lot of fun.
It's just, and those other servers man, like everyone has gotten so good at the game that
it's just kind of, you get to a point where you don't run into many people because the
only people you really run into are the other people who are really good at the game.
The game just kind of gives a little dull, but when you have a bunch of people who are brand new to a game all play a
Dacey together, it's not the PvP that people are going for although it is part of it. It's
The funny interactions the goofy bullshit
Wow, Adam has four times in tuned, four times in tuned wrecks.
I don't know why he brought me, but I'mma eat it.
Fuck.
You done fucked me, son.
That hell just happened to me.
You brought over a DDoS ham?
Or you shit me?
Don't brought me a virus!
Sabotage me!
Prime is ruined now!
Oh no!
Oh you're right, you're right.
Oh no.
I got DC'd from the server and when you DC,
your prime stuff gets reset.
Shit!
Great job, what am I supposed to do?
It's not my fault.
not if you already got everything well if that's the case I should be good
well I'll get we'll see when we hit 75
I can open up Rex no no no no no no no no no no no no no not after that last
death and no thank you he's leaving what me no no no I got time to burn when I
try to stay go throw because I don't want to walk around and hope people fight
me you know
All right, good news is daytime
All right
All right, well, on the move.
Let's go see if we can get Prime back.
Luckily we're in one of the best places for that kind of stuff to happen.
69%.
69%
I think we just run through all this go straight
We should probably check the baby zone there. It's fine. We'll go check off the baby zone near
The pond up in front of us
Well to be a hundred percent real with you in this game missing prime you might as well just die
If you miss prom you might as well just kill the dino
You know appreciate you moto
Oh, it's still dark outside.
Baby is cold out, chan.
Sarah grows ass.
How's that?
Is this fucking easiest growing the game?
I'd argue that's easier than playing Herb.
You eat everything.
Everything is on the menu.
No, there's other things that are faster,
like raptors faster and other dinos like that.
I stuck thinking for the prime
Tobo as head over dish way and aneurysm trying to say that
Y'all should play over cooked
I think we did didn't we play over cooked together, and it went terribly
And we just didn't accomplish anything and we all hated it or I know we downloaded the wrong game didn't we?
something like that I
Think the worst games we've played
Is that alien one where we worked at the gas station? That was atrocious.
Oh.
What is that?
I'm trying not to get grabbed by Rex while we're up here.
What's up neighbor?
Yeah, here, there you go baby.
what's up no you believe it was there
I'll take another one. Yeah, please that'd be great. Thank you, baby.
Love you. Got to turn the camera back on. Cool.
All right, we picked up a third. Nice.
We're gonna get stung by these bees real quick, yonder.
all righty
Nice got some good food here
Be honest, me eating right here next to this water is down that spot.
Let's keep on pushin'.
Yes, I saw the short of Peter using the deadline on the beach.
I'll watch you this morning, it'll sell funny.
All right, wait didn't be money dive with us earlier
Alright, fuck it. I'm tired of asking. I hope I get prime.
is what it is if we don't.
Hey, baby.
Let's go boys!
Yeah, we got another bad group here.
And all of us are pretty big.
Well, and just like that, that raptor is hating his life because he just threw up all his food,
all his water, and he's gonna have to rest that sickness off, dumbass.
I think B-Money is a little timid.
It's my evaluation of our group.
Wong, he'll go down with the ship.
Visions, probably pretty good at the game.
B-Money, low timid, low timid, low timid.
like if we get a fight I would not be shocked if B money runs in the opposite direction
just saying just saying just saying
about hutch sexy petite dashingly good-looking skinny but petite if in case
I didn't say that yet lion's mane of a mullet I say petite or skinny ain't
It's looking.
That's what I heard.
That's what I've been told.
That's what I've heard.
What we're about to find out? We got fucked or not.
He gone boys he gone there he goes there he goes
Oh
I got it nice let's go
Where we go here we do this is good
What's the other one we should take?
What was that four patches?
Yeah, I guess so.
Might as well.
Alright, we're prime.
Hell yeah.
I thought we didn't get it
They all some balls these sons of bitches
I need leg resist.
Yeah, but it's like, what are we getting that for?
We're getting it for patches.
If a T-Rex grabbed this, we're dead anyways.
Stegos aren't doing it.
for a sub-rex now we'll just be in particular
you know what I mean?
Yo, Todd, thank you for the prime, and probably thank you.
I
Fuck
They turn in I could have killed all three of them
You said say good luck, I should I should have just started something
Absolutely mellow
Well, if they were coming from this direction, it makes me think that there might not be
be many, many down-os over here.
They also could have walked around West Rail, we don't know.
Yeah let me inform the homies.
Alright cool.
The boys are down.
Lock in.
I don't want to push this shit.
Trying to entomb.
Okay, I read the room wrong.
Visions is who will run.
So now, okay, I'm not feeling nearly as good about this group.
I feel like B-Money's a runner, I feel like Visions is a runner.
It's basically just me and Wong. That's it
Me and Wong. That's all we got. We got two runners
We just got to make sure that we're the ones who have the most health in our fights
Let the boys go in first and then we just finish it because we're everyone else is gonna run away
You're literally always the first one to run cut. It's not how I remember it
You know I'm saying I don't know how I remember it
Shit
Oh shit. Oh shit. It's these guys again.
Well.
Okay, let's talk about a couple things
Number one I have been cheated on by a stego before
And he has been banned
Now this this is my only thing here. Okay. It's my only concern here. I
Agree the DC is terrible in this game 100%
But watch as the damage climbs up
It's like, brother, he got a headshot with this, with this swing, with this swing, he got a headshot.
Well, you aren't running away. What do you call this?
And, and I was full health.
I didn't know that a full health prime, fresh prime, but prime that I would get one tap.
How much health do you have as a Sarah?
Is that a fresh prime, Sarah?
1400 fresh prime.
And how much is, dude, I'm so confused.
I'm so confused on how I just got slapped in my ass, right?
Cause if it was like a head shot,
like if I was running in and he slapped me in the face,
I would understand more,
but I don't understand how this is, this is a one tap.
I mean, even if he makes contact with Desync,
it's an ass shot, which is less damage.
No?
And it's the tip of the tail.
That's the least amount of damage
That's gonna happen
So it's like I don't know if this guy is bullshit or if it's just the worst de-sync I've ever seen
I'm gonna send this and see what uh, see what poutine thinks. I mean it could just be de-sync. I try I truly don't know I
Don't even think like I mean how can I tell the guy's cheating off of one fucking hit
It could just be the worst de-sync death. I've ever had in my life. I've just never seen a death like this
This one's a crazy one
maybe it's, maybe he got, maybe because he like hit here and the swing went all the way
up my tail, the, the hit counted in three different areas, where it hit, where it continued and
where it killed me.
Because you can see that when it first starts hitting, I go red, like I just got hit.
And then I just die.
So I got two hit and one swing, which I didn't even know was possible.
That's a thing.
Alloy, can you shut your retarded ass up, man?
Can I not talk to my chat one second without you just yapping your fucking mouth?
What the fuck up?
Positioning damage?
Maybe it's, I don't know, I didn't know that you could take multiple hits in one swing.
I had no idea that that was a thing.
Okay, so I just got told from Chase, Chase for free Wi-Fi.
The running swing is bugged and the hitbox is completely fucked.
It's 1.9k damage on that swing if it hits you anywhere.
Good.
I'm fat.
Good.
You're the reason I bought this game.
Good.
So even if a stego...
That's not right.
1000%.
I appreciate you, assassin.
Much love. Thank you for the 25er.
So even if a stego hits me
in the tail, I instant die
on literally anything other than a T-Rex
on a running swipe.
Or just, there's a chance.
chance as a chance.
Well, I mean, Finn, I know that's what I'm saying.
Like, if it was like, if I got stunned also, bro, whoever made this, I want you to know.
Fuck you.
Okay, and I hate you, and I hope you stub your toe every day.
Okay, I just wanna, sorry, sorry.
But what is going on in this discord?
Brother, what is this?
I
What the fuck
Your new sponsor.
Oh man, dude, damn it.
Another fucking rough death, man.
Man, we were having such good runs on the aisle, like great fights, good this, good that.
My last three deaths on that game have been absolutely brutal.
And I don't know why.
Am I doing something wrong I feel like I got to be doing something wrong
I'm just getting rolled and smoked every single time. I
Know your hairline fuck
Shut up
Join the crowd
Dude, I just I don't know man. I don't know I
Mean we got ambushed by those two. I mean literally every death has been to a staggo by the way
Like across the board have we died to anything not a staggo?
the last time we died to anything but a staga. Learn real dinos like Rexes and
tracks I mean brother you saying that like it's not 15 hours of gameplay to
just play it. I would love to just be a beast at the Rex. But even my even if I
was a beast that doesn't fucking matter because I have two staggos that pop a U
turn for no reason sitting two bushes and fuck me.
Officiously
Our stegos super OP dude, they've been rose stegos have been OP
For like two years on that game
Dondi and the dabs refused to nerf the stegos
They love that bitch
They love the stegos man
They love to stag go Adam said it doesn't look like desync and he'd ask for a dino bag
is the Adam just saying that because he loves me and he thinks I'm sexy Adam listen Adam is a veteran
He's watching it right now. Let me pull him up.
Watch. He comes in. Watch. Ready?
Here it comes. One, two.
He got hit twice.
twice on the tail, yeah. I call bullshit on that one. That ain't desync. You can tell
Look, tell him to watch it at 0.25% speed and see how much damage he takes.
Ruled is still, I would still for my own peace of mind submit that one.
Oh wow, that's crazy.
And if it's that same player that keeps de-sync killing people, ban that dude.
I
Know hey hutch we used to have this back you took to you took two stakes of damage there big dog I
Saw a point two five X speed you'll
Just as confused as you are
Go fucking wait, this guy goes for this.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
Ooh!
Oh, we got bugged.
Ooh!
I broke him.
He is fucked up right now.
Oh
Man, I'm just as confused as you are I would report it and then have them reviewed it point two five X speed
That shit was a the range was insane and be the double hit state. You took you took two states of damage
I think that's from 40 feet away
Yeah
Yeah, I mean I hear it. I'm not going to I send it to him at the boot team just to hear what he thinks
But yeah, I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
At least, I don't really care about Sarah.
It's two hours.
I'll just do it again.
I don't mind that Sarah grow.
I really could care less about having to regrow with Sarah.
It's just one of those things where I'm just like,
what the fuck just happened to me?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Who knows?
You want to know it's funny?
I don't care if I report it.
You want to know why?
Because even if I report it, I don't get a Sarah back because I already have one!
From my last death, that was also a cheater!
Bro, gaming is infected.
It's infected.
All of gaming across the board is infected.
It's infected.
Literally, my last-
My last Sarah that I had was the one that died to the cheater, like the confirmed cheater.
Wait, did the new season start today?
Yes, chat, we're playing league mods, will we change the title of the practice for the
AT&T tournament, please?
Thank you.
Chat, I know, I know, you guys don't, yada, yada, yada, hutch your fat, boys, we got
practice because I'm not gonna be the laughing stock of the AT&T tournament
again I refuse I got seventh place it was respectable my last time I got 15th
fucking place out of 20 people that means only five people were worse than me
and sketch was playing he didn't even know how the fucking game worked
We got to do something oh my god, we're in
No, I'm not gonna get 15th place again, honestly
I'm okay with half you guys turning off the stream. It's probably this is probably gonna go terribly. I'm not gonna lie
I'm not very good, but it is what it is first game. We get filled jungle
Sure sure
Sure
What do we play?
I don't know what to play.
What do I play?
Do I go yee?
Fuck it, we ball.
I don't care.
Chad, get your notepads out.
You're about to be impressed.
Not me looking up the U.GG things right now to correct my build.
It is what it is.
Fullscreen?
screen when we get in the game shut up and there's an auto listen it's a little
warwick okay well all right all right then
someone's coming back to peanuts rust server oh what did he get stream sniped
What the hell? What happened?
Vote for Hutch. We're down bad. Everybody click on the Delta Force links right now and go vote for us. We're down horrendous.
And we have been destroyed in the pick face. They have a nodded list. They have a warwick and a cinch. We are going to have to be massive.
Rust happened? Wait, what happened?
I'm going to impress you, okay?
I'm going to impress you.
Trust me.
Beiger and a misfortune, we nuke them.
I voted for Nick. You're dead to me, Krispy. You're fucking dead to me.
Iron player on Yi is wild.
Whenever I drop 25 kills, this game, I expect 10 gifted from you. I'm not asking,
I'm expecting it. When you sitting there and you're going, wow, hutch,
you're the greatest Yi player I've ever seen.
I expect compensation for those statements. Watch. Demand. Yeah, I demand it. Watch this.
Watch this shit. I don't even like playing jumble. I wanted to play mid lane. I got screwed.
about to see the toxic side of hutch. I do get chat banned every single time I play league
but I change that today. I will change my ways. This is this a new season? I don't think y'all
All I have to answer me is a new season today.
Exactly, I'm the redneck version of Faker, okay?
They call him fatter, okay, alright.
What? Shut up, man! You idiot!
Chat, stop looking at me, alright? Let me just lock in.
Oh my goodness. We're fine. Everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
Well you're about to see, right now?
You're gonna be impressed. You're gonna say,
Hutch had no idea you were this good game. I'm gonna say calm down calm down. Watch your boy work
You're about to be blown away, okay
After I press Q and E
And that's pretty much it just Q and E. That's that's all all this guy is
and are sometimes, only occasionally, and smite, which I will probably miss.
I'm terrible at smiting, it is what it is.
My team did not luck out with getting me on their squad.
If anything, pretty much the complete opposite.
Look at your support's name out what, Titmouse?
Stay fat.
Wait, what?
Oh my God.
My support's deluxe.
Yo, there's no way someone just sniped me with a name like stay fat
Stay fat. You better be the best player that I've ever ran into
How how did that even happen I cute so quick I I didn't even show the screen whenever I was queuing for the fucking game
I'm practicing for the AT&T Tournament.
I will not take any slander.
Also, whoever has their computer plugged into the McDonald's Wi-Fi in this lobby, can we
figure it out for the love of God?
Thank you.
Sweet goodness.
I hope it was the Lux.
Stay fat guy.
of course it was the name like that I wouldn't expect anything different honestly I don't want this
they have a mord malazar honestly I don't hate our comp millions have spawned
sorry boss apologies boss
apologies boss remake you guys all there we missing wait what who's not here no
everybody's here we good
watch me watch me clear watch me clear perfect setup
Oh yeah, pop, pop, and pop up.
Beautiful clear.
Great!
Dude, I hate this game.
I fucking, dude, I fucking hate this game, bro.
Can I play the game?
Is it possible?
Can I get in the lobby?
Can I play?
Oh my gosh.
Remake on the first game?
They were scared.
They were terrified of me.
That's what it had to have been.
They saw that I was on the opposite team
and they were terrified of what was about to happen.
Silver 2?
No, it's Grandmaster 7.
Don't look at that.
We're back in.
Why do I get first pick every time?
Support, jungle, if you don't swap me,
I'm gonna freak out
Thank you
What do I now want to play against yo fuck a Vladimir bro, I
Be scared of getting eaten by you all right, okay, then
Listen what you're about to see me pick me just know I'm trained
I'm trained
And I'm a professional in every way, okay?
And do not stew that
Every time I pick this champ everyone spams GG's
Don't do it. Watch me work
Before you start spamming it
Just let me pick it first
Believe it or not, I'm about to sauce. Oh my god
we're playing against an Orianna. Oh no man! What do I play against Orianna? Orianna is
a tragic pick! Oh it's tragic! Yo if I pick the callie right now am I throwing? If I pick
the collie right now am I heart-throwing oh my gosh it's a nocturne oh no what do I
play. Viagra? Is Viagra bad? Viagra? Viagra! Watch me lock in. Watch me lock in. Watch
Watch me lock in.
Are you lockin'?
I'm lockin'.
Tap inch, eh?
Should have gone Akali.
Bass.
Man, I guess they're pretty...
Yo, I take...
Is that a scion jungle?
GGs. GGs. GGs. It's a complete GGs. It's a complete GGs. It's a complete GGs. It's,
it's, it's sauced. That's a bouse watcher, a bouse enjoyer for sure. This might be silver,
but if that guy watches bouse, he's about to have 25 deaths and it's fucking GGs off
rip no doubt but I might have a hundred kills this game I'm not exaggerating at
all I might have a hundred top lane name fat Yoshi what the hell is going on
on today.
You know, I'm about to slap this shit out of this mid laner with my Qs.
This mid laner is about to get thumped by this ball a hundred times and I'm not exaggerating.
I don't care.
are all over my desk it's over hey what's going on man how you doing how you doing
Oh, what?
Shit.
Oh no, it's cooked.
Okay, plus two.
Plus three.
Ah!
Shit.
Oh, watch out for that ball.
Watch out for that ball.
That ball's nothing but pain.
Watch it, watch that ball.
There it goes!
Stupid fucking ball.
Oh my!
Oh it's over.
Oh it's cooked.
It's all over.
It's over.
The game's basically already done.
The game is already done.
What?
Watch that ball.
Keep it high on it.
Just pack A, A plus one, plus one, plus one,
plus another, and another.
It's okay. Don't get hit by the tower. That's all I ask. Build it up. Build it up. Build
it up. Easy. Do you see all that? Do you see that shit? Yep. Oh, no. It's cooked. Oh.
Yes, am I under my tower?
Yes.
Is it for a good reason?
Trust.
Yep, there goes, yep, yep, there it all goes, okay, well.
What?
Okay.
Is that a Grandmaster that I'm playing against?
Easy.
easy easy yeah how'd that feel how'd that feel it's slapped worth worth slapped
them twice watch this watch this focusing on the cues focusing on the
Q's right now just building we just building up we just building up oh very
good I did too soon I'm baiting for the Sion baiting for the Sion baiting for the
Sion. Yep. Shit balls.
WAPA! Shit!
W bait though. W. Oh.
Oh shit.
Okay. I'm completely out of mana.
This is what it is. This is what it is.
This is what it is.
is what it is. And she's TP'd. Okay. Waste is good. We back with TP. How am I doing?
How am I doing? How am I doing? Be honest. I feel like I'm doing pretty good. Where do
do i go here what the fuck is this thing do go my is what it is lock it
why are you saying oh no i picked the wrong I picked the wrong thing did not
Oh
Too early fall fall sec good. All right with level six we can move bitch
Yep
Yep, oh, how'd that feel mr. Krabs? How'd that feel?
How's that feel?
How's that health doing down there?
Lock in.
We're doing great right now.
No!
Yep.
Shit.
I unclicked him!
he left he didn't leave I was wasting so much mana for no reason
like it's nothing you're nobody in this game
I'm the head hot show check I hit it oh not good
Clean!
Push the wave, reset!
Why did I eat a biscuit?
I'm backin'!
Eat the biscuit now?
Do I eat the biscuit?
Does it look pretty good?
I hope that was worth it, I hope your life was worth it, because I'm going to take it
again if you ain't careful.
I'm going to take it again.
I'm just toying with you! I just...
I got two cocky. I got two cocky. I got two cocky.
I got way too cocky.
That's on me. I apologize for that.
doing great right now
i don't know what i'm doing
uh... she slapped me with that ball and i've lost all focus
i gambled
all out of here man
hate that thing
See.
OOOOOOOOH!
HIT HIM!
BITCH!
FUCK YOU!
BITCH!
Wh-wh-wh-wh-what are you alerting me for?
It's my CS, man.
Hold on. Oh, I got potions.
I got potions, I got biscuits.
Now we back, now we back. Crash the wave?
God, come on. Equal wave state in the lane and wave state.
Item bang.
How am I doing 2 and 0 81 CS 66 dominating the lane dominating the lane
Absolutely dominating the lane
They're back up pussy they're back up you don't want none of this now
and that ball really do just pack a punch doesn't it my crazy is that ball
crazy what was it who you walking up towards I missed I missed I missed I
missed I missed I missed I missed I got too confident stay locked in
I should just queued that. Watch out for the ball. You saw that? What? You kept walking
that way? Are you crazy? Oh, it's on us. What the fuck? I miss cannon. It's over.
Let's chalk it up to GGs.
Walking, walking, looking, it's already done.
Oh, this game's over, this game's over, this game's over, we're winning in every lane,
GGs, FF, we'll smell you.
Smurfing bro.
oh stupid fucking ball man
how'd that feel how'd that feel we clear wave we reset off a wave yeah we
probably could have backed here but here's what it is too late for that now
Fuck the dragon. Good luck guys.
Worried about myself. I'm getting 100 kills in this game.
Oh I should hit the tower. Fuck.
Shhh!
Alert my team don't know where the mid laner is there. She is walking. Oh quicksys walking
Just kidding quicksys
Watch out junglers larkin I will not walk up for that I refuse. I
Will walk up for it when the jungler is not dicking balls from my lane bitch
You're doing great right now solid pace solid pace screw your ball
Little bit, let's go help a drag
Okay, great. Hey, you're welcome back to lane
Back to drag back to drag back to drag
Walk it all the way over there we keep you back
Coming in hot biggie here monstrous II here
BOOM! BOOM! TP back. I should have stayed for tower gold. What am I doing? It's fine.
Protect the tower. Mystic Q? Just let her know that I do make mistakes. Was that a nice ult
actually or you just call me fat what was that all was that all good I don't
really know I just the other kills guaranteed I thought I needed to do
damage on the other guy you know
Rihanna you fucking bitch leave me alone. Give me that gold man. I missed on purpose.
I could have hit that if I wanted to.
WAP!
WHO YOU WALKING UP TORG!
STAND BACK!
FIVE FEET!
BITCH!
I- I put, uh, point in E on accident.
Feelin' dangerous, feelin' dangerous, feelin' petite, feelin' dangerous, feelin' petite.
three and a hundred and forty one CS check it out bro one fifty seven
Bui!
Yeah, my lane.
Push it.
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Oh, Syod! It's good to see you, buddy!
Oh! You're gonna kill me! I'm gonna kill you first, bitch!
Sorry for y'all.
Come on!
Damn it!
Who's trying to FF?
I got chap in no not yet mark sticking for the sub
Shot ulted earlier. I thought I was gonna do as much damage as I did. I can't lie
Yeah, stay in your lane stay in your lane you lose there you lose here too get out of here
Yeah, back up. Back up.
Walking!
Oh shit.
Oh shit, they're beefing up in the jungle.
Beefing up in the jungle scion. Oh, baby. Oh, baby
Beefing up in the jungle beefing up in the jungle you stay here. I kill instantly
Shit
How'd that feel how'd that feel huh?
Yes, do I play lock screened yes
God help me God help me
Okay, did I overstay potentially?
Did I overstay there?
I think I did.
But, thinking of it this way, I think it was kind of worth.
We picked up two kills, two more stacks, 213 phenomenal evil power.
Two for one.
Well a sport die two for two, but I scale I
Gave up gold bounty. No, I did it wait did I give up a gold bounty shit? I
Want to buy deathcap I need more gold I
Know never leave base with a thousand gold. I hear you but at the same time I only want deathcap
On my way. I'm away fast as I can be
I'm walking. I'm walking. I'm walking fast as I can. I'm walking. I'm walking real fast.
real fast, real fast, real fast, triple!
BAAAAAAAM!
They're doing great. I'm gonna get out of here though.
Come on! Oh shit. Friendly.
Get out of there run run for your life
What do I do now I should have waited I should have went down here, right?
Okay, all right, all right, so
I'm guessing and now you can say what you want, but let me let me say something
I'm guessing that that wasn't supposed to be what I was supposed to be doing
You're the win condition, okay?
So at this point, we're learning right now, we're preparing for the AT&T tournament.
At this point, my job is what?
To just take lane and to fight around my team and to win team fights.
Is that what I'm doing?
What happens if they steal my gold?
I want gold.
Bop! How'd that feel, bitch?
Bump! Calm! Damn, man!
Oh, everyone's alerting me. Everybody's saying back up, hutch!
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. She walks up. I'm about to nuke her ass. I'm
about to send her back to kingdom come. Somebody walk up. Somebody walk up. Yeah. Come on.
up you you messed them up you got this nice come on walk up somebody walk up
somebody walk up somebody all right whatever I'm gonna drag real quick let
me grab this oh I made a grave mistake oh I did it they have no idea
Go back to mid, go back to mid, hold on, hold on, hold on, help, help, everybody left,
everybody left, but I got deathcaps, was it worth?
honest I couldn't flash I was stunned into absolute please God win not worth
that's not worth either okay all right fine fine I'll fight like a pussy I will
stand next to my team look at him look at what I caused this is cuz of me
I did that 11 and 4 by the way oh
He's going in Sion's going in like a maniac. Oh
Sion's dad. I'm keeping this in game
This is in game. I'm coming boys
I'm coming. I'm coming in fast. I'm coming in hot. Oh
Oh, shit.
I'm dead.
Fuck!
I'm throwing so hard.
This is where I'm showing it off, isn't it?
This is where you guys are all sitting there going, ah!
Now I get it.
Got it.
it got it okay this is what I'm gonna do I'm gonna make a promise to every person
in here that I from this point forward gonna play perfect play incredibly did
we lose Baron it's fine we go right there we go right there I'm coming I'm
coming I'm coming I'm on my way boys I'm on my way and I will not make any
more mistakes I'm oh shit I'm coming coming as fast as I can I can't see
nothing who's here I'm on my way I'm on my way so fast it's so quick I'm I am
basically there were you going pussy I didn't kill I didn't kill it I'm
throwing again I did so much what's my team doing nice games not over I killed
bro shut up they are baron that's a good death that was a good death I got to what
talking about? Oh, so I don't use the ultimate. So I don't use the ultimate on
this guy and I don't use the ultimate on this guy. Only her, her and him, but
But mainly these two.
I'm practicing for a tournament for $200,000.
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.
But through hard work, determination,
I've only got nine CS and three deaths.
Oh, that's GG's.
All right, lock back in.
Lock back in.
Your command's tired me.
That's my team.
I'm with my team.
I tried to attack my own teammate, it's what it is, it's what it is at this point.
How was that?
Are you impressed?
We end, we end.
Hey back, back, back it up, back it up Terry.
DUB BALS!
What are you doing bitch?
Check out the damage.
Check out the- don't look at that part.
got the damage. Listen, we're starting from the depths of hell. But am I crazy for saying
I kind of carry. Is that a crazy thing to say?
Like me saying, I carry that game. Is that like hutch? You're speaking too much.
You did what you needed to do. I'll take that.
Gigi's. I was the braum. You're the man. Gigi's pleasure doing business with you.
Pleasure to an LP business with you my friend. Pleasure. You're so good I don't
think you ever need to practice again what's that supposed to be. Sion was the
carry. Yo that Sion was crazy though let's be honest. That Sion straight up
sucked me for the half that the start of the game.
He did try to FF three times though, so it's like that
Yo, do I assert dominance and ban one of my teammates
Yo, can I be honest when I'm playing off-stream and I mean, I'm in a mental blender
I mean we're talking like we're talking like I I just I'm just trying to make people upset because I'm upset
You know you ever hear the stories about the kid that got bullied so he bullied everyone else, you know
Sometimes I'm really mad. I'll just ban whoever like instant locks somebody
Like if one of my teammates will like instant lock somebody like I'll just ban them just so I get to talk shit
Is that fucked up?
And then anytime they asked like why'd you do that?
I always hit them with that.
Well, what if they picked it first?
And it never goes well.
Like it's one of those where like they're going to tell me to jump off of a bridge no
matter what I say.
But that's like that one last opportunity for me to apologize and I never do it.
I never apologize.
Oh my gosh, it's Yasu.
Chat with a good counter to Yasu.
I always die and I always get absolutely dominated by Yasu.
Yone?
Yo, I'ma be honest, I'm pretty trash at Yone.
Mouth mid, I'll do you one better.
Why is everyone saying hutch no
Was this an interesting pick?
Wait, was this not a good idea?
Why is there, why is there trash team comp?
What do you mean?
I am the tank.
Me and the Swain.
We have a Draven, we have a Fjord, we got a Vi.
I feel like this isn't going to be that bad.
What the fuck have you done?
Oh my gosh, look at this skinny ass.
We are screwed!
Listen, everything is fine!
Put out the fires!
Everything is fine!
Put the torch!
Put the pitchfork down!
We're fine!
We are fine, everything's fine.
tap in, lock in, shut up.
You don't know what you're talking about.
You've never seen your boy play Mundo before, okay?
Who do we need AP for?
Oh my gosh, they have a Darius, it's cooked.
This is LG by the way.
I didn't even know they had Darius.
What, so just for future reference,
what is good to pick against Yasuo?
How do you say that shit?
Okay, so Garen next time. 10-4 Rubber Ducky, I can do that.
Vex is good against Yoss?
I feel like Vex is one of those, if they get a lead on me, GGs, jump off, it is what it is, it's not getting better.
Especially against Yoss.
Oh my gosh, we're saved. He's not here in lane. We're so saved.
Oh my gosh, we missed the first one. We don't miss that one though.
Oh my gosh, she's terrible. We're okay
How did I miss how did that that Q went through am I crazy oh
Shit
Bob listen
I'm missing all my books. I'm missing all my books. Read that.
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh no. This ain't, I mean this isn't as bad as it gets.
Oh, I walked into it. Oh my gosh
Hey, he a little bit of help a little bit of assistance over here and I'm level three calling for a game get it
Oh my it's over. I've lost everything. I've lost everything. Oh
My gosh
I've lost everything
We got a we we got to be a pussy for a little bit our pussy to level six trust
He's trying to bait me to walk up so he could dash over nine times and beat the hell out of me
Did he just block my oh my gosh, she's go did hey get out of here
Pussy
Yeah, hold on a minute here hold on a minute here hold on a minute here
yo yo oh my gosh it's all over oh my gosh I'm throwing
help! help! help! oh, there it goes. yep, bye cs. everybody wave goodbye to the cs.
Oh, goodbye CS.
Push it.
Damn it.
Please don't hit the low one.
Fuck.
Backing.
Oh yeah, we're going straight there.
Right off the red.
we're going warm ox it is what it is
it's what it is chat I have a plan might not seem like I have a plan but I I do not
have a plan anymore
So lucky bro, I missed that Q.
He's so fucking lucky.
Please!
Hit go forward minions!
Oh, it's over.
Hey, what's going on?
Might as well get some tower gold before I die.
Bitch.
Help me please god.
Bitch.
I'm just gonna say something that that bramble doesn't have some type you know what I'm not
I'm not gonna say it.
I missed my kill.
Kill him.
No!
Yes!
Nice!
KS a little bit, just a little bit of a KS, I can't lie.
Little bit of a KS.
We don't need to go into it, it's okay, but I'm just going to say it's just the hair
of a KS, just a little bit, just, you know what I mean, I think I had that solo.
Oh shit bitch didn't want to hit him with that one to scare a month
Bitch
You pussy
Oh my god it's over.
BITCH!
SHIT!
Killing spree.
Doing great.
We're doing fantastic right now.
BACK UP!
get away from me man yeah that didn't go as you planned did it that didn't go nearly as
well as you planned it yeah absolute piece of shit oh oh three heavens or life and that's
all that matters. We're alive and that's all that matters. We're gonna greed one more wave.
Maybe our jungler will come over.
Oh yeah, get baited.
Oh I missed!
Yeah, big!
BIG!
But she didn't!
One more wave.
You ain't catchin' me, not today, not ever.
Congratulations, you played yourself again.
I hope you enjoyed your time.
I hope you enjoyed your runnin'.
I hope you enjoyed settin' all that up for absolutely nothin'.
Coming!
Aw, I ain't killin' him.
Let me just text me league
All right, we got three of those now all we got to do is get our warm algs and we're done
No, I will not buy boots I have a process
Shut up
Let me alone
White tabs because at three tabs plus warmogs warmogs activates and you heal my game plan is this listen up my game plan is
We're gonna get to I just canceled auto twice
We're gonna get to a point where we can take our trades with him like right now and then we're just gonna heal
And we're gonna slowly tick them down
Yep, throw that tornado.
He just...
God, he's like a ninja!
I'm trying to bait him best I can.
We do not have ult either.
Phone him.
Beautiful.
Not beautiful.
Ult him one.
Ult now.
BOOM!
Yep, let me go get my tower gold.
I'll be right there, buddy
Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? Oh
My gosh the whole teams here run for your lives. Nope our teams here on the back line. Yep
Well I can talk about the Q miss, it is what it is.
Everyone run for your lives.
Easy peasy.
He's pissed, he's upset.
I might not be getting the kills cause I suck, but I'm enabling my team and that's
That's the true winner here is my teammates.
I missed it.
It is what it is.
Oh my gosh.
It's all falling apart.
We back.
Go get warm up.
Oh we need a little bit more gold.
reading we're taking the tower fuck this guy no we're not run for your lives
back up bitch
I'm gonna get it off yep
I'm gonna walk him down
Didn't go well for you this time did it didn't go well for you this time did it huh didn't
go well for you give you a thumbs up great work I watched this health region
and watch this health regen
it's over
now we're going to go bully our bot lane out of their lane and we are taking
every tower on this fucking map
Good to see everybody.
Okay, well, so hear me out here.
Whenever I watch other people do it, it looks so much better than whenever I did it.
You know what I mean?
When I watch other people do what I was just trying to do, it looks cool.
It looks awesome.
I probably should have known that was coming. Do I go spirit?
Oh shit. Run for your life.
Yeah, we'll smell ya.
Yeah spirit?
Oh my gosh. Wait, what's the Darius doing right now?
Oh, good shit.
Get backed up.
Okay, back to lanes, keep farming.
That's all we can do right now.
But if I shove Lane, I'm just gonna get you see look at that bitch I
Want to take bot lane again
Junglers there we can take tower
beautiful we split they got to do something about me or they got to do
something about that dragon but they can't do something about both and I
missed that no you ain't getting this down after the hell you've caused me
fuck you fuck you fuck you oh no what's going on over here
Yep.
Yup.
Back up, push it.
I'm going to heal up over here.
We know he's going to come over here.
Probably overstaying a little bit.
I'm just going back.
I'm going back.
Oh, don't check this bush.
Oh!
Make it a play.
gonna play all right last chance do we take heart steal or no do we take heart
Stealer no
Yeah, okay, let's take heart
Little bitch get out of here
I'm not the one you guys want to feed boys. I'm gonna be honest with you
Watch that help go watch that help go watch that help go
No, man, no!
Our Swain is- oh, yeah, it's no mana.
I was about to say, our Swain is fucking running!
Alrighty, so what do we do now?
We gotta go spirit, yeah?
Thornmail?
What will thorn...
Well is thornmail?
No, we need spirit for fucking the 3 and 0 motherfucker.
Don't we?
We're doing things right now.
oh this swain is just saying fuck it
all right we know we need to do we need to go take top tower
fuck everything else we're gonna go take top tower
oh my god yasuo is freaking out i love it
is what it is I missed everything whatever fuck it
Where you going bitch?
job good hook holy shit she does damage
watch that health go watch that health sing I should have hit that way so I
I had full build, not full build, but so I could get that.
Now we go drag.
Waiting.
Not waiting, going.
Slow him down, bitch.
Watch out for the hook.
We're all dead. Oh, yeah, they're all dead not dead coming in
Careful
Not good, I don't have all up either slow him down hit this for the speed buff
Slow him down again. Hit him a key
W hit box Q
He'll up now. You just heal
oh no oh no not good all right we're okay but fuck me go mid stop him from
there
shit they have it those dairies a fucking problem huh
yes yes take my CS yes it's exactly what I want right now thank you Eddie carry
yep go ahead man I'll go bot lane fuck it
this guy's just feeding
Okay, do we have it?
We back for that, right?
One more wave.
Close it.
Run faster puppy.
Alright.
Thornmail next
I mean this guy is 1 in 10 and he's yapping?
Well, am I fucking stupid or is this guy
an absolute moron?
Hit him with the question marks hit him with the swing helped you still you're not good
You're a little keyboard warrior ha ha ha pushing sideline like we do like we do like
like we do. Like you do, like we do. Doesn't matter who this is, I'm taking this.
What just hit me?
I know I should have ulted, but I mean I had more than a quarter of health left.
I mean I had so much left.
Oh, the Michael do play I'm these guys sell shield. Should I sell shield or no?
Should I sell shield or no?
I mean our one and five top lanes really fucked us, huh?
I think we can honestly maybe fight this.
Might be able to walk him down here.
I just threw the game.
I threw the game and my entire team walked away.
Where's the Darius at? Where's the Darius? Where's my Darius? What happened to my Darius?
I thought I had my Darius with me. Yeah, question marks. Hey, honestly, ballad. I thought I had
my teammates with me. You know? Not my Darius. Sorry, my Draven. My Draven. Brother, let
Let me just type a friendly message here. Hey, Fiona, you want to do maybe anything?
oh my god there's another team fight happening and fiora is in the middle of fucking nowhere
there. Bitch.
Hi, yo.
Everybody disbanded. We have broken up the fight.
I don't really know what to do other than split push at this point.
I mean, I don't think we won a teamfight. We just don't have enough damage.
Yeah, I see that brother. It doesn't matter what I do to him. He is a fucking giant amongst
man yeah keep hitting me man keep hit me dumbass though I mean what do you do
what do you do what do you do what do you do what do you do what do you do
What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? I mean, GG Fiora. You did great. I promise it wasn't your fed laner.
Okay, I couldn't say that part. I, at that point, like that version of League right there.
just fuck me I mean we have a fiora that did less damage in this game than the
enemy support and our support I'll do you one better r80 carry did less damage
than our whole team minus the Fiora that did less damage than everyone in the fucking game.
It is what it is.
Cheating, team sabotage, and leaving the game.
No one is this bad by choice.
Period.
Estimation mark, question mark, period.
Fort?
Fuck you.
Gentlemen, GG's.
I'm gonna lost for words. Honestly, the first game?
Pretty good.
And I'm just gonna say something y'all smoked my moondo pick
But my moondo pick
Was not that bad
Like we didn't lose cuz me
You know I'm saying
We did what your build was though
blame chat these motherfuckers were just yapping my all the all the people around
you to your left and to your right blame all them this is their fault not mine
I take no responsibility zero zilch not a no responsibility whatsoever
honestly I was hardly even playing myself I think chat was playing more
of me. Just saying. Just saying. Just saying. Chad, I love you. I love you. I appreciate
you. Thank you all so much for hanging today. Thank you all so much for chilling. I hope
all y'all have a wonderful rest of your night. Um, and I appreciate y'all man. Thank y'all
So much for hanging man. I hope you all have a great rest of your night
I'm gonna send everybody who's still here to the 24-7 channel
Back at home base tomorrow
Cannot wait
Back to the regular schedule. No more days off for a little bit, which is also
Fantastic
Yeah, hey, I don't know what we're playing tomorrow. I don't think we're gonna play Daisy tomorrow
I don't think we're gonna play the aisle tomorrow that death in the aisle again
Just man the last couple of aisle deaths really have just made a sour taste in my mouth
So probably maybe I don't know maybe Russ maybe our
Maybe I just say fuck it and do exactly what I just said that I wasn't gonna do
I don't know the channel. Love you. I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of your night
I'll see you guys tomorrow should be normal time. Maybe a little late
I'll keep y'all posted in the discord appreciate y'all man. I love you. Have a great night