you
You like the movie, movie, you like the movie, movie, we like the movie
Party ain't run, party ain't run, party this party got started like gun
Did this begun, big action Pop up the volumes, pick up last ton
Shake up the gown, shake up the gown Shake like a earthquake, pick up the gown
Play the mega sound, play the mega sound Play the mega, say the mega, say the mega sound
So beckin' do my little bounce Do my little dance, do my little, do my little
Answer my bands, answer my bands, cap answer my bands, answer my, answer my, answer my bands
That's why, yes, that's why, yes, that's why
What I'm doing, what I'm doing, yeah
Birch steak butter, gas steak butter
Years I used to spell it, you know what I'm saying?
When I sat pinned on the girls, I'm gonna fuck them
You know, hey, yeah
Oh, the motor went house
I'm a bus in a cab
Hanging on, going down
Physically, physically, physically, and right now
I like the moving, moving
I like to move and move it, I like to move and move it
We like to move it, I like to move and move it
She like to move and move it, he like to move and move it
We like to move it, I like to party party
He like to party party, they like to party party
We like to party, she like to shake and shake it
She like to shake and shake it, he like to shake it
Yeah
Somebody say ho!
Say ho, ho!
Bag it up, bag it up, bag it up, bag it up, bag it up!
Y'all somebody say yeah!
You
He's gotta be strong, he's gotta be strong
And he's gotta take all his life
Like this
you
Get out, get down on it, get on it
Get down on it, I say people on it
What? What you gonna do?
You gotta get on the move
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude
What should I do?
Wipe the straight
GOAL
Good morning, gentlemen!
Hey, hey!
Good morning!
Good morning, good morning, good morning, everybody!
What's going on in here?
Relax! Good morning!
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
Hello!
Hello
Bonjour
What's going on? Oh, what happened there?
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Where's the outfit?
Oh, come on boss. Don't make me wear the outfit man. I don't want to wear the outfit
Where is it
If I put the hat on will make a goop of feel better if I put the hat on will it make a goop of feel better
My though this is some bullshit I didn't sign up for this I
Wearing outfit one time and everybody loses their minds
I
I am not happy about this.
I am not happy about this whatsoever.
But it is what it is.
Y'all lucky you lucky you pay the bills.
You're lucky you pay the bills.
Damn it. Good morning.
I was everybody who.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all saying good boy.
I'm going to take this off.
Yeah. Yeah. Right.
Yeah, right. Eat shit. Yeah, right.
You ain't gonna hit me with no good boy.
Hell no.
Y'all got me fucked up.
Gert, thank you for the fiver.
Good morning, everyone.
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody day going?
Y'all ready for a great day?
You ready for a great day?
ready for a great day. We got a long one today. We got a long one today. Well, I mean, someone long.
We go watch some clips. Then after clips, we'll jump in. I believe little Tyler Ninja
Blevins, the third, first of his name, second of his kin, is going to be joining us today on GTA,
Which should be fun like
Jack's gonna be on I think Barry or ZB is gonna be getting on early as well
Got a fun day we got a fun day today should be a good time should be a really good time
What about Tim
Maybe soon, I don't know listen Tim
Tim does whatever Tim wants to do okay kind of like something in that in that light where
Tim don't got to do nothing Tim doesn't want to do
So until Tim wants to do it Tim ain't gonna do it. I mean Tyler's the same way
But Tyler like a he a courier slow cat. He won't he just wants to see it
He wants to try it out. He's like me and and all you can eat buffet
And I heard that there's chocolate cake at the end of the line. I gotta go take a look at it
you know, I
Gotta see if everybody tell the truth
Symphony
Yo stop saying hi GG shut up
I
Hello
They won't ask today y'all don't give them enough credit. Don't be fine
How'd you ever thought about playing dark and darker be nice to see you and peanut shouting in that game would laugh a lot
Dark and darker is a hard one. I said it before dark and darker was a better game when no one knew what they were doing
Know what I mean?
like people have gotten so good at dark and darker that
me and peanut and
Anyone else who wasn't or isn't a darker darker pro can't kill one guy if he's really knows what he's doing
You know what I'm saying? I think that's the big problem with that game
And why it has a problem getting like newer players
Like it's kind of like more how and you get to a certain place in a certain like skill level
where unless you're fighting someone else of equal skill level, like you can just
steamroll everybody and it ain't like Tarkov where you can just land one bullet
and beat a better player than you out of luck. Like you got to hit three, four, five
different things in order for that guy to die and while you try to hit him for
the second time he's already healed himself for the first time and then
you're dead and depressed and contemplating f11 in game you know so
AJ Brown to the Patriots best news I've heard all week all year take them take
them good luck that little piece of shit I hate that motherfucker
50, thank you so much for the pram.
Coco on Tarkov was hilarious.
Yeah, Peanut was, listen, dude, Peanut's singing Tarkov's praises right now.
And I need y'all to decide for what he's saying, because you know, that little peanut, he's
fucking delusional, you know, a little bit, a little bit of a crackhead.
dark in our dark darker is Tarkov really that much fun I saw a clip of him
saying that it was like a the want to play Tarkov was reignited like a
Phoenix or some shit like that he wants me to play tonight but I don't know if I
play Tarkov while I'm tired. That doesn't sound like a good idea.
It's really fun right now. Really? It's fun because he hasn't been playing it. True. That's
probably that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I know. Dude, listen. That motherfucker gets addicted to games
like something I've never seen before he's like summit but worse well when it
comes to like getting addicted I can see that I said they're very similar in
that where they start playing a game and they just get locked on like my dog on a
bone you know oh his viewership has been really good on Tarkov good for him man
that's awesome hell yeah wait so you're saying he hasn't fallen off like we saw
yesterday wow wow a gupa still got motion
some it's still on daisy I did I'm gonna be honest I that's shocking to me this
is the longest daisy stand he's had for a long time typically by now he would
have already said that he hated it.
Clip cue is now up on.
Post your clips.
You already know Hutch getting on Tarkov will send out
the bat signal to all the cheaters and stream snipers.
What the fuck is that my rep on the streets? Don't invite hutch. You get stream sniped and cheated on
No, what the hell?
That's crazy
Defamation
Hutch you've turned me into a League of Legends nerd Pro League of Legends is a great game
Yo, the League of Legends is a great game. Such a good game.
100% ass.
I
Who just killed me
Peanut you literally
Oh you guys didn't see it shit, sorry
Oh you guys gotta watch this you gotta watch this this one's actually great
Who just killed me
Why not?
Get the wipe-
Ew!
Ugh!
Those are real guys!
Good job!
I love seeing Jiji get bad, it's so funny.
Fuck, my guy is so fat!
He's so fucking fat!
Night water?
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
We'll take a juice break on the next lay down.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Hot shibbily, I...
Be a half, be a half of hot shibbily here.
Hi, boss, you want?
Hi, boss.
You wouldn't dare. I know you don't got the guts. You wouldn't even dare.
Probably trucking you, Lion.
I knew you were a little sissy. I knew you were nothing more than a little man, Jack.
You put the key in there, Jack. You turned it. You turned the key there, buddy.
You're not trying. Now, we're gonna do it. There you go, Jack. Good job. Good job, Jack.
Jack, that was supposed to be the thing, Jack, I have a seed!
What are you, Jack?
You tried to kill me or something, buddy.
What are you doing?
I'm just laughing.
What?
Well, I'm gonna have to take it though.
Hello, this is Arthur Adler, we're at the Colin and I bride show.
Can I help you?
Frank?
Is it you, Frank?
Oh, Frank is over here.
Frank!
Frank, Frank, come here.
This is Frank Smiley.
He's one of the second producers.
Frank Smiley, Frank Smiley, you want to speak to him?
Oh, then.
Hello.
Yeah.
Hi, that was an Aussie Osmore.
Yeah.
She wants you to sing for her.
No.
Who is it?
No.
What does she want to hear?
She wants to hear.
Crazy, but that's how it goes.
Crazy people.
I
Wired together 400 carbatters to do some experiments and for the first tests. I zapped some small bolts and rods
Even though their size limited the current to only 40,000 amps the slow-mo is incredible
The fact that this rod is galvanized is a critical detail here
Since the boiling point of zinc is lower than the melting point of iron
This means that the zinc-plating boils off first, which reacts with the air to form this striking green plasma.
When the iron finally melts, it gets magnetically ejected upwards, which is not-
Ain't no way this man ain't got that tism. Ain't no way.
He's like a pyromaniac except he was smarter than the rest of us and learned how to do it in a cool way.
You know what I'm saying? Ain't no way.
The fornicunity has proven that it's one of the most toxic gaming communities of all time
Oh, here we go. I thought the CS here we go Valorant
Let me go ahead and catch up on subs before this video red plays might be the last time I do it red play
six for the eight months dot
Gage pitter David, thank you for the subs Zachary. Thank you for the gifted girth. Thank you for the fiver
Benzie thinking for the six months counter-works. Thank you so much for the fiverr as well
It's had to turn the camera off to swap hats turkey trip with fursy suit. I feel it. What the fuck did I just read?
Taylor rip Bifkey Maddie Ice Joe MC and arty thinking for the prime even call of duty community
Was way worse in the fornic community
But what players just did to their own senior director of the game that they enjoy and spend money on and play
probably for 12 hours a day is fucking unbelievable. If you don't know, the
Bert Pina collabed with Fortnite. He's gonna be like this pet sprite thing.
This guy knows what he's doing. Shooting the zombies in the legs. In case you
didn't know, you never played zombies growing up. You shoot the zombies in the
leg because it does less damage and you farm more money than you knife them on
on the last bullet, six shots, don't shoot all seven,
six shots, knife, maximize the amount of money you get
so you can buy perks, or you might buy a gun off the wall.
I'm not too sure.
I never really played this map
because it was a little scary for me.
And the next season, in which many people are against it,
mainly because the burnt peanut is an edgelord.
he loves just saying weird shit to try to be funny to like 13
year olds or whatever. I don't really watch the Bert Pina a lot.
I thought he kind of died off to like, like this was like a six
months ago thing where he was kind of popping up and he was like
number one on Twitch getting 60k viewers of streamer, whatever.
But ever since he quit ArcGraders, he's, I think he's kind of
fell off, get like 10k viewers or something like that. But
Do these people even do any research before they post a video?
When the fuck has peanut had 10k viewers in the last six months?
When?
That has literally not happened.
I see, I think the lowest I've seen him is like 25,000.
What are we yapping about?
Either way, he just says- And that was at like five o'clock in the morning, by the
Off of a 24-hour stream our humor and shit like that and he does something called slur Saturdays in which
Saturdays in which it's mainly a joke thing. He never really actually says slurs on slur Saturday
He just tries to be funny. There's a clip of him saying the F slur
I would be a QD. Oh my god, when when when when
Three and a half years ago when he slips up and he instantly apologizes god peanut such a piece of shit
He's such a piece of shit. I can't believe it from tar call but couldn't hear you know what?
Put him in prison. There's some random enemy combatant put him in prison
There's people saying that oh he slipped up saying that he didn't mean to say he kind of corrected himself in the clip
I'll play, you guys can come up with your own conclusions, but either way, people are
using these clips of him saying slurs that he doesn't belong in Fortnite and whether
he is as in attacking the senior director of Fortnite, which probably, he's probably
not even in the collective-
Track, track, track bro.
Don't get me riled up bro.
Don't get me riled up.
Don't.
I'm already barely getting by, don't get me riled up.
He doesn't even work in the collab department probably. He probably is the gameplay lead or whatever
He just directs how the lore is gonna go and how items are gonna go how everything's gonna function
He's not the one that's doing the brand deals and the marketing and you know
Choosing what's in the battle pass and choosing what's not in the battle pass because apparently this burnt penis of may or may not
Be in the battle pass. Nobody really this guy doesn't know what he's doing
You just passed up a nuke that was gonna give you 1500 points
But instead you go and kill two zombies, which gives you 800 points. You just wasted an additional like
700 points learn how to play the game knows but he's not in charge of that and
People are automatically assuming that he's the one that
Specifically added him into the game or something like that and it seemed like Chris was kind of out of the loop on the whole burnt peanut drama
Me too. I didn't even I honestly had no idea that the burnt peanut was so hated
Like, I thought he was just like this weird fucking weird dude on social media that just fucked around as a peanut and said some stupid stuff sometimes and that was it.
He even came out and said, hey, this is the burnt peanut. Like, this ain't the faithful sheriff. He didn't say he's a faithful sheriff in particular.
He said, you guys might be thinking about the wrong peanut. The faithful sheriff, if you don't know, he's another dude that jumped on like the peanut avatar craze.
I I can't I can't watch this guy play zombies anymore and just yeah, I can't I tried
Probably make a good YouTube video that would do. Well, I can't it hurts me man. It hurts me it hurts. I
Can't bro. I can't I can't I can't
Listen boys
That enemy across this building doesn't give a fuck if you live or die
So I want you boys to go in there and give them hell.
I want you to take their lives, but not only their lives, their spirit, their hope, their
will to live.
Now get out there and I'm gonna piss right now.
I'm about this.
You don't know me, fool.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Yo, alright, man, come, come.
You got the Uncrowned King, you got the Goat, and you got the petite 300 pound man.
What the?
Yo, man, what the fuck just happened?
Run!
I'm Crab King!
The Goat!
What the f- what the fuck?
Damn it.
Babies born with the best protection in the animal kingdom.
Number one, porn go.
These birds hide their babies in a rat that is almost impossible to find.
The mother enters a hollow tree trunk, and the father seals the entrance with mud and saliva.
But, a dying turkey, Jennifer?
Yeah.
Let's go.
I don't know if you you see the months, but this is the short I stayed a lot of seats in this
are they the same as your normal average every day bus yes
oh hot girl the box love you it's not enough space
sure thank you this is honestly the hardest video I've ever had to make in my life
I've gone back and forth.
Why is it serious?
On this decision for...
Skip, okay.
One of God, we're out here for another...
Don't say it.
We're adventure this week.
We're hopefully not sink these boats, we don't kayak.
I wasn't kidding.
Not sure what these things are waiting for,
but I doubt it's quite how much I am,
Unless we have those.
Like a golf ball through a gardening hose.
Jeez. Sush.
I need a boost
I can't stop
Dude, this is not easy
I'm like
Alright, cut
Come on, come on
Give it to me, please
I missed
Yo, Gengnar caught the vigilante prime as well?
Yeah!
Let's go!
Bro, it's such a sick skin.
Man, it makes me so sad that I can't play the Isle.
I think this is the first time I haven't, I've like stopped playing a game not because
I don't want to play it or I'm tired of it, but because I physically can't play the game,
you know?
Like I've never really had to deal or experience that in my life of playing video games.
It makes me so sad that I can't.
Why can't you?
Well, this beautiful, go ahead and look to your left and your right, the men and women
to your left men and women to your right. One of them is a communist. Okay. I don't know who it is.
Somebody keeps D Dawson the fucking server whenever I go to play on the aisle. Or I get these,
these, I got stream sniping cheaters. Yes, cheating in a dinosaur game. Can you believe it?
They stream sniping me with cheats, they're D-dossing the server and it gets even worse.
They can go into the game files somehow and mod something to where when they join the
server they can make a fish the size of the entire map.
the server because it like overloads whatever the fuck and it's it makes it
impossible to play it so not only are people cheating cheating and killing me
they're d-dossing the server so I can't play it and then they're modding files
in the game to crash the server as well I mean it was so bad that I spent a lot
you guys read here if you weren't I spent 17 hours in two days 17 hours out of 48
hours I spent growing that that dinosaur right there at T-Rex right before I hit
Prime which is like it takes you 14 hours to it honestly takes you like three
hours to check everything off but then you have to maintain it for 14 15 hours
in order to get prime they give it like a prestige system in the game I was right
before I got it they DDoS'd the server. Luckily I kept it. Then I made a joke
because the Abans didn't believe me and I was like watch they're gonna wait the
rest of the stream for me to get into a fight and then they're gonna DDoS this
again and sure enough the first fight I get in I like it one or two bites in and
they DDoS'd the off the server. I was just DDoS'd everybody off the server and
crashed it. Sad man. Sad, sad, sad. Such a fun game. Such a fun game. Such a fun game.
do not disobeyed
that's right stay over there
stay over there
yeah that's right good boy good boy yeah stay over there stay over there stay right over there
stay right over there
is that an impact he has it has to be
He listen body all it didn't see peanut in his prime and Tarkov dude the guy's actually nasty
What happened to your little boyfriend
I was just I thought I was I was I was getting ready for a 1v3
Grouchy, thank you for the 3 much around kick!
Please don't kill me.
The vest or die.
That's how cool.
Wait, can I have my stuff?
That could have been you.
That's not cool, that is not cool.
Fuck.
Sorry.
I'm doing my food, man.
Listen, that's not my fucking problem, alright?
I got my own problems, man, like taxes and shit.
Shit, stay!
I know nothing about Fortnite.
I know nothing.
I know nothing about four nights. I'm asking me. I know nothing. I know nothing about all three of them
Stop asking me buddy. Stop looking at me. All right, pal. Stop looking at me. Don't look at me buddy
Kids are the center of our world. That's why we created nurture life
meals that are grabbable
I'm gonna watch this again. This is such a good club. Oh my god
No, no, no, I'm that who just killed me. Not me peanut you literally
Here we go, life is alive when you're low, but you're doing best to low, but you're doing what your life get ruined.
Life is a thrill when you're skilled as a developer
You ain't gotta steal or trade and shut the hell up
My rhymes is like drop your hand on a magnet
Rockin' low, you're lookin' to make that hit
I'm not with all that resurrection
Perfection, let's do number one, reach into the ass
Can I do that?
Pfft, yeah
And pfft, with my eyes closed
Tia
Facing rap in a robber
This is my thing about doing
We promise you can do it
Do the gravity you wouldn't get the bike up off the ground
Now that's just a little fucked up
That's a little you know
You know what I'm saying? What the hell's wrong with you?
What the hell is wrong with you?
I so could!
Whenever I go to water parks, slides, I actually go farther than everybody else.
Due to gravity and...
Newton's Law.
I kinda like that Newton, fella.
Yeah, I like his candy bars too big Newton's those are pretty good
Dollars for yourself despite being a paper billionaire. Why do you choose to operate that way?
It's funny talking about my personal finances because no one ever believes anything I say so I mean you're a billionaire
I'm like that's net worth. I don't I have negative money right now. I'm barring money. That's how little money I have
Technically everyone watching this video has more money than me and their bank account if you subtract the equity value of my company
Which doesn't buy me McDonald's in the morning or whatever, but yeah, why do I choose to keep it that way?
It's not I don't know
I just don't really think of it because that's how you pay the least amount of taxes Jimmy come on Jimmy come on
Come on, man
When you pour yourself
That means when taxes come
You ain't paying that much
If you use them what you get in wink wink as long as you have equity in your company
That's where the real money borrow
Borrow against borrow against that's what it is. Listen chat at the at the at when when you're at this level
When you're at this level
Every person will tell you
that all these all these billionaires
hundreds of millionaires these motherfuckers I just borrow against their
debt that's all it is they borrow against their debt because they know at
any point they could just pay the shit off and you don't have to pay taxes on
money that that's your borrow but you got to pay taxes on profit that you that
your company bringing in work smarter not harder and please don't take this as
I'm gonna go get a $25,000 credit card and max that out tomorrow. That's it's not how it works either
Okay, there's levels to this shit guys
Okay, there's levels all right nor me nor you could do what this guy's doing and be okay. We'd be fucked
but
That's the reality wake up. I just work and I mean I mean
Yeah, I feel I feel like it's like a
I think like talking to the financially in the other kid in exactly you see
Yeah, you see money and do some show these companies or whatever for like tax
I don't know how to a lot of shit into fucking in assets and and whatever and then buy a lot of stocks like
There it is you can count if that makes sense
I'm like you can check he can turn he can turn solution to liquidity anytime that he wants to like there it is
Yeah, it's like I said it. I'm putting every time I get a paycheck and buy gold
Okay, I put gold in the room. I got a big stick of fucking gold bar there guys on paper
I have $20 to my name
60 million fucking goals, but guys I'm not a millionaire. I have $60 my name
Excuse sees the rich motherfucker like he gets a he understands possible
You keep less than one million dollars for yourself despite being a paper billionaire
Why does the family had 14 million in a single critical account?
See these guys and also uneducated it. I mean, bro. This is says what the video says
Think if he's debugging it 40-millimeter crypto would also be assets that would all that would also be uh stocks
Like that's still not liquidity
Do you choose to operate that way?
Do you like feastables?
Feel yourself
In game
In game yep rooster man, I lost him when I chased the rabbit
Yeah, that's good to hear.
Jensina!
Da da da da!
This man spent his life collecting what's now known as the world's largest LEGO Star Wars
collection ever.
Bro, I've seen this going nuclear on the Twitter.
Is this even, I even opened up old LUD, LUD titties stream
and he was watching this.
Is this worth the watch?
Is this like you gotta try it out?
Cause I've seen it on Twitter
and I've seen everyone talking about it.
Should we watch this?
Yes, it's crazy, okay.
It's an hour!
No, we're not watching the whole thing.
It's estimated to be worth around $200,000
And then the entire thing got stolen
and the police are actively working with the thieves
to cover the entire thing up.
But the craziest part is that the collector
doesn't even know that his collection's been stolen.
Yeah, the collector's son Brian,
well, he reached out to me because he has no clue
how to break this news to his dad.
At this point, my father had a help episode
we can't bring any stress to him.
The reason he's reaching out to me
is because the police are covering this entire thing up.
And at this moment, I promise Brian
that I would not end this video
until I get his entire world record
Star Wars collection back.
But anyways, the thieves of this collection
is actually a corporation called Bricks and Minifigs.
Bricks and Minifigs, the biggest toy store of its kind.
It is the largest toy store.
Bricks and Minifigs were not just your average Lego store.
For collectors, Bricks and Minifigs
is basically seen as the best and safest way
to sell your Lego collections.
I'm selling my Legos, so what I'm planning to do with them
is take them to my local Britain Mini-Fake.
Because there's so much positive media about them everywhere,
Brian thought that this would be the perfect store
to finally sell his dad's Lego Star Wars collection.
So I wrote up a contract.
In the contract, it says that these are still
the family's Lego sets, but every time one gets sold,
the store gets to keep a small percentage of each sale.
This was the store's worth of inventory.
So that store that day was nothing but my dad's collection.
like all the shelves filled.
They had to bring in extra shelves
and filled the whole party room with shelves.
But the owner of the franchise, this woman,
well, her husband had to actually leave the country
due to some work related reasons.
My husband and I were planning on moving out of the country.
I reached out to corporate to let them know,
hey, this is something that's coming up in the next,
in the next like four to five months.
She told the bricks and minifigs head corporation
that she was planning on selling the store.
So the corporation actually was able to find a buyer to buy it from her.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah, here we go.
Let me use the restroom.
I franchise in the area.
He was going to be in town and he was going to stop by and just take a look at it.
Wasn't it a friend and got there
that he informed me that they were terminating my franchise agreement?
We were getting threats from Brandon and from corporate that if we didn't leave
the store immediately, the place we're gonna be called.
I told corporate I wasn't comfortable leaving that night
without the inventory.
I was also told I was not going to be able to stay there
long enough to do that inventory.
But we don't just have to take this woman's word for it.
She was actually able to save all the security camera footage
from that night, proving that everything she just said
is true.
All the footage and evidence is there
in the security cam footage.
It's him at the store kicking her out.
In that footage they sent us, is Crystal asking him, how am I supposed to pay this guy?
These are sets he has not been paid for.
We've heard once that our antique has not been paid this percentage yet, and if I don't
have the tickets, I won't know how much I need to pay them.
That's a business thing and not necessarily you want to speak.
He's taking all the business he takes on all that and just signed them fired.
His own corporation is sitting there on video saying they're going to take it.
This woman got kicked out of her own store.
She called Brian, explaining how corporate just came down
and is now trying to take the world's largest
Lego Star Wars collection without paying for it.
So, Brian called the store to see what was going on.
All the store made, I said,
what happened to Crystal?
And he goes, well, that's kind of a crime of matter,
but the corporation's taken over the store.
There's something I need to do to help you.
If I say, well, yeah, I am the owner
of about half your stores in the store.
All those vintage Star Wars sets you have in there are ours.
And he goes, oh, I don't know anything about that.
Yeah, well, you better get to learn about it
because I have a contract.
I have photo evidence, video evidence.
Like, that is our collection.
So I went down to the store, brought a copy of the contract.
We're like, you need to let me in back
and let me see the sets that you still have.
All you have to do is let me in back.
We can go that route or we can go to court.
And the guy, there's such a big cross in his arms and goes,
let me tell you what's gonna happen.
If we go to court, we're gonna drag this thing out so long
and you're gonna end up spending so much more money
than your collection is ever worth
or what you ever would have gotten on it,
then it ain't worth it, man.
So if that's right, you wanna go on a good,
that's really the right you wanna go around
and just let him be walking around and go.
Well, what am I to do at that point?
at that point.
Brits and many figs knows that this family, especially with the father's health, doesn't
have the resources to take them to court.
And almost mockingly, they've since flooded all of their social media with tons of pictures
of Star Wars Legos.
At this point, it seems like they're just rubbing it in this family's face that they
stole the world's largest Lego Star Wars collection in the world, and they got away
with it.
He is absolutely baffled all the hell in a corporation getaway with doing that.
Yeah.
And why are the cops not helping?
Luckily for Brian, a YouTuber ended up catching wind of this story and created a team of
YouTubers to do whatever they could to get Brian's legos back.
This is the full inventory of all the sets and minifigs.
We can figure out how to get this guy's money and his stuff back.
right after they started they instantly stopped working on this case so called
one of them to find out why. So they were threatening legal action against us you
know bricks and minifigs which is a pretty big company who probably has way
more resources than we can really put up a fight against. Bricks and minifigs knows
that they can just bully anyone that tries to expose them with frivolous
lawsuits and this left Brian feeling pretty hopeless. It eats me alive I
I've been, I had terrible anxiety attacks over it,
got been on medication, and I just kind of was like,
okay, I just have to let these freaking things go right now.
Cause there was just, it didn't seem like
I have any path to go, you know?
Well, I guess now it's time for me to get involved.
So immediately I went to my car, picked up some friends
and started driving 16 hours to this bricks and minifigs store.
And I will do literally what perforate takes.
What is this blurred spot in the top right? What is this?
No, I was watching
and he told me to come here and see if I could pick him up.
Who's your friend?
I think they're Brian's Legos.
It's like a big like Star Wars collection that I think.
You can go ahead and leave now.
Really?
You can go ahead and leave now where I will call the police for brass.
Well, I'm not harassing you.
No, you are.
Hi, hi, hi.
Do you want to watch the cameras?
I'm being harassed by you.
Watch the cameras.
I am being harassed.
You need to leave.
Literally, all I did was just bring up
that my friend has some Legos in their store
And the manager started freaking out on me, but I wasn't going to leave the store without hearing her side of the story before showing up.
I printed out a copy of the contract, the store made with Brian saying that all of these Lego sets will remain his until sold because I have a contract.
All right, listen, this this video is an hour and 17 minutes longer.
Okay.
It's way too long for us to watch.
And
Or invest okay, we'll watch a little bit longer legal reason to be here legally
The manager should be checking the stores inventory to see if these sets are still in their store
Also, here's still all of the LEGO sets you have still had.
I don't have anything to do with that, and I don't want that.
You can go ahead and leave, but I'm going to ask you one more time.
I do not want that. You're not handing me anything.
I tried for a long time just to get her to look at this contract.
And finally, she gave me an answer of why she can't help me.
Okay, but he's supposed to be getting a hold of corporate.
Basically, what the manager's saying is that if someone did steal the LEGOs, it wasn't her.
It was corporate.
As the manager know I already did this yep
I literally went to the corporate bricks and mini figs headquarters. How's it going?
And this was corporate side of the story. You have to talk to the store owner
Yeah, like they're all locally owned and operated and we can't do anything with it here their decisions or their decisions
So when they say go to corporate how do we respond next time? I have no idea. You have to take it up with them. It's it's your
Thing with them. It's doesn't involve us
You know what's the most fucked up thing about the U.S. and I'm you all know me
I'm proud to be an American listen I love I love this great country that I was
born in and everyone should be proud of where they're from but bro our legal
system is so fucked it is so fucked like the whole don't sue us because we
have more money than you shit is insane man it's insane like I it's dude it's so
So hard for me to believe that you can achieve a certain amount of wealth with a company
or with just anything and just be like, hey, you can't do anything to me because I can
just make this last forever and bankrupt you before you even get like broke.
This guy had a multimillion dollar Lego set and he can't do anything about it because
he doesn't have the amount of money to go look for the rest of his money. Foss. Oh, it's 200K.
Okay, sorry. Sorry. I thought it said millions. 200K. But it would cost him, I think that's
what it was. It would cost him millions in lawsuits to get his 200K, right?
So I showed the manager what corporate bricks and minifigs said. When corporate tells me this,
I'm supposed to come back to the store, right?
And so it kind of seems like you're going against what corporate's saying
No, this is what corporate told us
Can you give me a reason to leave I guess
I don't know about you guys, but to me it kind of seems like the only reason she's asking me to leave the store
Is to cover up this $200,000 theft
Was there a reason you're asking me to leave?
Eventually the owner of the store called in and asked if he could talk to me.
Are you the owner of the the bricks and minifig store?
Yeah, why? What do you got?
So basically I wanted to get some of the Legos back that you guys still have.
I think I'm looking for the like the clone turbo tank.
Oh, why the HQ would be entitled to do our inventory?
Well, at least I confirmed the Legos are still here.
The only thing is, the owner's claiming that he's the owner of these Lego sets.
I mean, it's pretty stupid of him to say that considering I'm literally holding a copy of
a contract he made with the store that said that this Lego Star Wars collection is not
the store's property, it's the family's property.
The contract makes all of this very clear, so I want to give him one more chance to answer
a little bit better.
Well, I just want to get it back to my friend.
She said he couldn't get it back,
so I was just wondering if I could just come and pick him up.
You guess I'll have him, right?
Bro, why do you think your friend is titled to our inventory?
What's his?
He owns the Legos.
Huh?
He doesn't own the Legos.
Yeah, we have a contract.
He does, he does, um...
No, bro, are you an idiot?
Are you stupid?
Uh, the police, the police have thrown it up right now.
Hey, how's it going?
At least the police are here now. So once I show them the contract we're in with the store
We can finally get the legos back. So we have I think it's like $200,000 with the legos set police won't help
This is a civil problem
It's due to like contracts and whatever the hell it doesn't the police can't help it's a civil issue
It doesn't matter
We just have them in the store and we just like to pick them up, I guess, because they
were going to sell it for us, but I guess they're not selling it for us anymore.
Um, but this is something people aren't sure, right?
No, but they have our sets though, yeah.
I understand that.
Right here, the fact there is, that they don't want you to have your own store, they don't
want you on the phone.
But I don't want them to keep the LEGO sets though.
Okay.
So, yeah.
The police officer literally didn't care at all that the store just stole $200,000 worth
of LEGOs.
for some reason, he made it so.
What do you mean, how am I, how am I wrong on this?
How am I wrong on this?
They can, it's called theft.
Well, I think it's important to say that
there's a big difference between someone walking up,
stealing your bicycle from you and riding off with it,
and you having a contract
With legal stuff
That a police officer can go there and I guess decipher said contract
Typically speaking they just say it's a fucking civil issue don't they seem like I was the bad guy
Okay, oh for life, I must say I agree with that
So how do I get the legos back then if I can't go in the store
You will be arrested.
So, again, from the back, we're just going to read a question.
All right.
See, this part is very weird to me,
because how can he be trespassed from a property
he is in a legal dispute with, and he
is there trying to conversate about said legal dispute?
I don't understand.
I don't understand how that works.
Yeah, I understand that's private property and if he was there, oh, through lawyers.
You've warned me that the police are actively trying to cover this up, so Brian and I are
now officially trespassed from the store and if we ever come back to ask for his own Lego
collection back, then we are going to be arrested.
Is there, I guess, a reason why they're able to just take all the Legos and not give it back or?
So, we should be able to leave.
I still believe?
No, we need not.
Okay, I'm not allowed to be in the parking lot.
No, this is all from the parking lot.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
We've been filming for 10 minutes.
One business can get you banned from an entire shopping mall?
I don't think that that's how that works.
I'm already trespassed from bricks and minifigs, which is like the whole location of the video.
So how do I film a video of bricks and minifigs now if I can't even legally go back there?
So, to continue the video without getting arrested, I went back to bricks and minifigs corporate offices.
In the bricks and minifigs CEO, the guy who runs the entire company,
Gammon McNef, he personally came out to talk to us.
So what's going on?
So you guys are holding some bar Legos?
No, we're not.
You're not?
No.
Is that a lie?
No.
That's a lie.
Uh, you did take the Legos.
No.
So, we have, our attorneys have visited,
But like, again, so who's like, like, crying himself?
Okay, and who is that?
Uh, he's a guy who had a bunch of, he had like $200,000 worth of legos in his store.
I don't care how much money your business is worth, $200,000 worth of inventory doesn't just appear and you not know about it.
This guy's already full of complete nut or shit.
It never happened.
I mean, it did happen, yeah, it did happen.
No, we did not.
Yeah, cuz his lawyers were in the store and you guys took him.
I know you think lying to us right now is kind of like helping me out.
I'm not lying to you.
Well, we both know you're lying, but-
No, we don't know that.
So, I showed him some social media posts his own company made that are still up
that claims that these are Brian Mansell's Lego sets.
And these Lego sets that they're still holding onto were $200,000.
But all of these claims are from his own company.
We just caught the CEO of the entire company red-handed in a lie.
Yeah, it's crazy to me that even the CEO is in on this cover-up.
But anyways, now that we just caught the CEO in the sly, I wanted to let him know that it's gonna be much easier if he just gives us the Legos back now.
If you should like give it back now, it's gonna be a lot easier for you guys, you know?
I think you guys would prefer the easy way.
Um, the hard way, I don't think you guys are really gonna like it.
No, okay.
But we're getting it back either way, so it's like you can either...
You can leave, you can come back here, we have all the cops, we don't need right now, no.
So you don't want to do the easy way?
So you're threatening me. What you are doing right now is illegal.
It's an extortion.
So I'm touching you guys.
This guy's like a retard.
That's illegal on me.
Okay, you can ask the way.
And with that, Bricks and Minifigs has made their decision.
I presented them very politely with the easy way.
And they said,
So, whoop, they've only left me one other option, which is the hard way, but now it's
pretty much the super hard way because the police are protecting them.
If I ever go back to the store, I'm getting arrested.
So, we already grouped together to re-watch the footage I've gotten so far, and there
was one thing the manager said that might be a way forward for us.
I'm not hurrying from the owners so you need to leave I talked to the owners that are going ahead and call the owners
Get the numbers
Why don't you give it to me?
Because isn't that the logical next step before supposed to
All right, I have I have the Lego sets you guys have so I don't have the owners number now
So, yeah, if you give me the, if that's what you want me to do, then you give me the number
and I can
No, I want you to leave
Basically, she's putting all of the blame on the owner of the store, which is good to
find out.
The only problem is she's not giving me the owner's number.
Oh yeah, if you could give me a number and we could call them.
I can't even use that for color, you're the least.
Yo, think of it, a $20 Super Chat Hut, you're going down a huge rabbit hole.
There's like four videos out right now.
YouTube was arrested.
The YouTube was arrested and raided.
Wait, the YouTube, wait, what do you mean
the YouTube was arrested and raided?
Who was arrested and raided?
This YouTuber was?
Well, I just got my breakfast.
Let's watch.
Wait, you told me I called the owners, right?
You're absolutely right, right, right.
I've asked you many times.
He was the owner.
Thank you, baby.
No, I don't have any of their numbers.
That's why I was like corporate he told me to contact the owners of the store, but we don't contact
I love it. So I try to contact the store and the store hangs up on me and says I'm harassing them
Manager is really good at the store owner from getting in trouble. So I got water. Give me his number
I'm trying to find it a different way
Which, it hands me the phone, and you might be able to see his name and number, Josh Legow.
Hope, we found out the owner's name is Josh.
However, the number was way too blurry on the spy glasses.
No, it's so...
Bro, how did this guy get arrested and raided, bro?
Why would you link me to this video? I'm addicted!
So, I checked the store's Instagram to see if it follows anyone named Josh, which it doesn't.
So, I checked their business records, but everything got scrubbed.
This owner is really going to any length he can to stay fully anonymous.
After watching the footage over and over, my final conclusion is, yeah, the manager
sucks.
But she's not really the mastermind of this whole thing.
She's just protecting the mastermind of this whole thing.
Because she's brainwashed.
Luckily for me, to my YouTube career, I've infiltrated tons of cults and I've personally
experienced some of the most intense and crazy brainwashing in the entire world.
Basically what I'm trying to say is I'm pretty sure that I could brainwash one of
these bricks and minifigs employees way harder than any corporate offices could.
Yes, that's the plan. Brainwash the bricks and minifigs employees to be on my side.
Yeah, I'm starting to like cults. I mean a true cult would never actually
They call themselves a cult, they always disguise themselves as something else, so.
Yes, I'm actually just starting a regular old Lego club.
Yep, that's what we're calling it.
My friend Victor is going to be the cult recruiter.
I dressed him up to look like a famous YouTuber, so he would look powerful, and the employees here will have to listen to him.
My name's Victor, we're going to Brayston MiniFigs! Let's go!
Alright guys, we are heading into the store right now.
I was doing amazing, but we had to make sure that these employees know that Victor is the real deal.
Alright, that's crazy!
Yay, let's go!
Yo, we got a fan over here.
One, two, three.
Toys for everyone!
Yeah!
Let's quick pick.
Hey, I'll show you that clip later, alright?
Yeah?
Yeah.
So far, everything we'd set up was working perfectly.
But now, we have to come up with some type of way to get one of these employees out of the store,
So we can brainwash them.
Hey, what's going on? So we're filming a quick video.
Maybe you and her want to do like some kind of challenge for like a hundred bucks.
I mean, sir, I'm down for that. I don't...
What's happening right now? Do they believe it?
He's doing the challenge. Now we have a clean challenge.
Three, two, one, yellow! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
And these employees started their YouTube challenge.
And yeah, I'm just gonna fast-forward this part.
What?
Torture you guys with all this all you really need to know is that this girl ended up winning
We're partnering with the local Lego club and we're gonna kind of do like an award ceremony like the Lego club wants to host the award ceremony for you
So, yeah
And just like that
She's in, so we traveled deep into the woods and waited for this employee to show up
It's getting weird.
And with that, our new cult member has arrived
She's a LEGO queen!
Before you can brainwash someone, they have to be open to it.
and most cults achieve this by making the new recruits seem like the most special person
you're losing me you're losing me where's the
where's this shit that actually matters one with this bricks and mini figs employees
we think we think they've been lying to you so these are all the sets in the store and they're
They're all metadata timestamped.
Wait, did you have these ones?
Yeah, those are all his.
No, none of them I think we need to have.
Yeah, I know you guys do.
You showed me one of them when I am.
Well, she's fired.
Wait, wait.
Chad, did she get fired?
It's called on you?
Yeah, all I did was-
Oh my god.
You were just really funny, is after you left,
I got a call from my boss, and we were like,
how do we get them arrested?
Dang.
How do we get them arrested?
Now that we have a bricks and minifigs employee on our side,
It's time to finally complete our mission and get-
Yo, thank you for the $100!
Oh no, that's a hundred, whatever the fuck that is.
Hey, for the $5!
The owner had the Utah police in his pocket,
sent the police to arrest him under the excuse
he stole the Legos.
He paid bail, and as soon as he did,
he got a arrest warrant on him and he fled to Mexico.
Josh, the owner's number.
Hey, what?
Yeah, bro, this is happening over Legos
Okay, take a picture of it. Oh
Nice now that I have the owner's number. It's time to give them a call
Hello, I I'm just calling to get my legos back. I think it's up to you about it. I
I think it's the Star Wars set. I have a list I can kind of pull it up. I was just wondering like how we can get them back
So like if I get you're okay, I can just walk in the store and I don't know
I think we're having so like this did the woman get her hundred dollars. It's a great question
I think
We got what else is there?
Since Josh was pretending to not remember any of the Star Wars sets that make up half
of his store's inventory, I decided to send them over a picture of the contract to stores
in.
And now I finally understand the legal loophole that Josh is using to get away with this.
It's probably the stupidest loophole I've ever heard in my entire life.
Josh is claiming that it's not his name on the contract, it's the previous owners, which
makes no sense.
So he's not entitled to having to pay that sum because he's not the one who agreed to
the contract, which is false because whenever he acquires that business, when it's bought
and acquired, if he still has the inventory of another individual and a contract that
has already been agreed on, it doesn't matter whose name is on it, it matters the company
that is representing that said contract, which is the BRICS and whatever the fuck Lego company.
So he is still entitled to pay that sum because by taking over the business, he takes over
the responsibilities of that business and the agreements that they already have.
It's not a legal loophole, that's not how business works, it's not how it works.
Because in the security camera footage, he tells the previous owner that he's going
to be the one taking over the contract now?
It's taking all the business that he takes on all the contracts on that market.
And I guess this is sort of just contract loophole he's trying to use to steal the world's largest Lego Star Wars question.
Exactly. If the business was in debt, he is purchasing that said debt as well.
Yeah, it's like, for example, if you take over a business, let's say, from your parents, your dad or your mom,
they hand you down the business or they pass away just because they are no longer the head front of that business.
business and now you're the person who owns it. Does it mean that if they had
$5 million worth of debt to the bank that that $5 million goes
Pfft
That's not how that works.
I wonder if I need to be able to contract that I have to sign something.
It's guys idea.
It's gotta be able to get over from the previous owner, right?
No, but that's not how the law works.
Yeah, it is.
It is?
So, you all just want to give the Legos back, like...
I'm following the police right now, and you guys are going to be arrested for ransom.
Are you feel threatened right now?
I was surprised at how much the owner wanted us to sue him.
He wants this because Brian already tried to sue him, and it didn't work.
I've been to a couple of journeys and they basically spelled it out saying here's the path
It's gonna happen if you go down each of these routes. They're known in Spain
So we're getting into that whole international thing just to have been in a junction on the store
If they happen to go back and prove it's holding on that's like sixty to seventy thousand dollars
Yeah, bricks and minifigs knows that Brian and his dad don't have nearly enough resources to sue a company as big as bricks and minifigs
He's like we're gonna keep and for anyone who's never been a part of a lawsuit
It is so much harder suing someone
Then let's saying playing the defense because in order you have to prove without a fraction of a doubt that that individual is guilty
So if you are suing somebody your attorney fees are probably going to be a lot higher than the person getting sued
Because those lawyers are basically playing defense. They're basically saying okay. What's the angle that they can come from?
What's this? What's that? They're not building the entire foundation of the fucking case
Unlike if you are suing somebody bro, it would be hundreds of thousands of dollars
Hundreds of thousands of dollars to sue these people
You're gonna walk away from this you're not coming back and if you choose to sue us
We will drag this out in court till it is well past what this collection is worth
So let's lay out the puzzle pieces really quick.
If Brian and his dad sue bricks and minifigs,
it's gonna ruin their lives.
And by the way, this bricks and minifigs company
has been treating this family.
Only think it's fair if they're the ones
that get their lives ruined.
Yeah, but at the same time,
they would get more than just the $200,000 Lego setback.
They would get way more.
Like way, way, way more.
Because you could sue for defamation,
You could sue for all kinds of different stuff by them kicking you out and doing stuff like
that.
Now, will it cover the legal fees?
I mean, in a world, you could probably sue for them to have to cover your legal fees,
but it's also a gamble, you know?
The judge could do anything.
It's always a maybe.
It's always, you know, you don't know, which I think is the hard part.
In order to make things right it looks like we got to do this
Now bricks yeah, thanks has their life ruined and you can see Brian and us
We are the ones now doing the illegal activity. So I told my group the plan we have to do something illegal
Well, but the thing is they're getting screwed because of it because they would have to up front the cost and that they
the court and the group is in so now it's time to do an illegal business move
against bricks and mini figs let's just hope that they take the bait
what's the easiest way to get to see us we steal their name
first I went to Google Maps and took a screenshot of the sign outside their
store. I got rid of their tagline because it's boring and I changed it to we steal from old people
and now the taglines actually accurate also added a cute little company logo and this is my plan
of how I'm going to make it into court with bricks and mini figs. So that's why they were rated.
That's so that's why that's that's why all that stuff happened. No something different.
Why would you do this to me, Chad?
I need everyone.
We can finally hold bricks and minifigs accountable for stealing the world's largest Star Wars LEGO collection.
And of course they're also going to try and get me in trouble, but this is where I'm going to make my grand reveal.
You see, this entire time, my company name was actually called, We Re-Steal from Old People.
Yeah, the word's bricks and minifigs? That's just the company tagline.
In America, there's no specific law that says whether the tagline has to be above or beneath the company name
So I'm just a lot to do this. So people are just assuming that the name is bricks and matrix
We're actually just a tagline our company. Yeah, thank you for the $50 super chat. Good morning. How'd you arrive?
I had to sue my old company partner for half the company
300,000 dollars in lawyer fees, I'll read it, sorry, TTS to the low, low, my bad.
He said, I had to sue my old business partner for half the company he stole.
i'm two years deep
in a lawsuit in three hundred thousand
dollars in lawyer fees
these kind of people suck also love the content
while
in our company is actually we still have more people
shows a lot of different people
because you're out there
it's so easy
i hope you wait
his entire star wars leg of collection back
Well, bricks and minifigs pays for all the legal fees
So I registered we steal from old people as an official ordering company
And now that my company's legally approved. I made a website and you can visit us at www.westealfromoldpeople.com
You can help support us by buying some of our we steal from old people merch or give us a call
But as you can see we have great reviews. It's not the promised website
My company logo directly over top of the bricks and minifigs company logo
So as you can see, what the dimensions of this board board is?
Sick. I'm making my logo with the exact same dimensions.
Yes, dude!
Oh my god! The board is exactly the same!
This is where we started to realize we are taking this way further than just a bad business practice.
I'm pretty sure putting my logo over their logo is actually criminally illegal.
Yes, it is.
If we go back to the beginning of the video, Brits and Minifigs actually gave us a solution
of how any company pretty much can get away with this.
You have to talk to the store owner.
Yeah.
Like, they're all locally owned and operated and we can't do anything with it here.
Their decisions are their decisions.
So when they say go to corporate, how do we respond next time?
I have no idea.
You have to take it up with them.
It's your thing with them.
So basically if you put all the blame on your lower franchises, you're safe.
So, I registered 5 franchises under my We Seal from Old People company.
That must be the owner of the first company.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I want to be an owner.
Bring my kids, your franchise owner!
If you choose to put a bunch of banners on their store, I can't get in trouble for anything.
Yeah, every one of my friends is now a legal franchise owner of We Seal from Old People.
You know, I wish I had this little of worries as these individuals do, you know, like I
I couldn't I couldn't do something I don't have the fucking balls to do something like this
On the plan before being sued so I did a switcheroo with this guy
He's wearing my exact same clothes and his legal name is also Ben
And once the police find out that they caught the wrong Ben. I'm gonna be a
super far away.
Oh, they're so cold.
Okay, I couldn't get that far away.
The water was freezing, but I think I got far away enough, at least.
But anyways, back to the store.
The police instantly tried removing our booth because us stealing their name is very illegal.
But if we want to get away with this crime, all we have to do is copy bricks and minifigs.
We have to put all of the blame on an anonymous corporate person, and then when they ask who
corporate is we just don't tell them oh hell this is corporate we steal from
old people how's it going you do what well the corporation is called we steal
from old people our tagline is bricks and mini-figs we're a legitimate business
so yeah what this is corporate corporate we steal from old people
No, I know who you are. I mean, who are you as a person?
Oh, I'm just the owner that runs it.
Who am I talking to?
This is the owner of We Steal from Old People.
It kind of seems like a civil matter, doesn't it?
Like, we have the plaintiff's claim if they want to...
We don't want to hear your situation.
We want to hear a little bit of a run around.
And now...
Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! Hold on, cock-sucker!
This is a completely different response than the last time!
When the roles were reversed!
Wait a minute!
Now I see why y'all love this shit. What is going on?
Finally gets a taste of their own medicine.
They're now in a situation the police can't help them with.
The only way this will ever end is if they sue us.
So, I went back to the bricks and many things corporate offices
to see if the CEO of this company would see me.
Don't worry about things the way that you continue to do this is not the way.
Uh...
Do you understand that?
Fuck you!
So what's the right way to-
Do you understand?
Your mustache looks stupid!
It looks like you dunked the left and the right side in some peanut butter and twirled it up!
Bitch, push it!
The harassment style that you have conducted and like,
bragging to people that you've vandalized the store and done other things along those lines,
that's not the right way to-
Well, I never vandalized the store, but-
Uh-huh. People have told us that you have.
I mean, whatever other franchises do, like underneath me, I guess that's like-
I guess that's right. I can't really control the moves, appropriate, I guess?
Alright, do you want to do a registered franchise?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you guys have FDDs and everything else?
Yeah, yeah.
What states do you register in?
Uh, Oregon?
You're a registered franchise in Oregon, so...
Yeah, I'm actually a franchise, I'm one of the franchise too.
The CD-Rubber's kind of enormous.
It's much better than anyone that he can't get us in trouble for what we're doing,
because we can always just keep passing the blame onto our lower franchises.
We're just doing the exact same thing he's doing.
Quick, fight, quick!
Look at him!
He knows!
But uh, you gotta say a legal organization,
we have like legal franchise.
Still in love!
It's 100% by the books, and yeah.
Okay, I get what you're doing.
I appreciate that you think you're being very clever.
And that you think that you can do all sorts of fun stuff
He knows he knows he knows he knows that what they just did is going to cost him
thousands if not hundreds of thousands of dollars he knows he knows he's he's
now like damn it now this is my headache you know what we do at business we
have like you guys have a bunch of our leg is with bricks and mini figs is not
can assume me then I guess we have to settle this outside of court which is
gonna be hard because right now bricks and mini figs has somehow convinced the
police that they aren't criminals they just participated in a bad business deal
I mean Josh has literally already exposed their entire plan to me of how
they're planning on getting away with this
I have extensive legal knowledge.
Yeah, basically a civil crime is just the legal way of saying a business deal gone bad,
which, if this truly was just a business deal gone wrong, you would have to settle this through the court.
The police aren't able to do anything.
We have the police to solve criminal crimes, such as stealing from a lottery.
That's a criminal crime that the police would have to investigate.
So, here's the plan.
What if we do a lottery?
See, isn't it funny how if you were to steal from their business $200,000, you'd get arrested
and sentenced to jail or prison, but if the business were to steal from you for $200,000,
it is now a civil lawsuit.
And you have to take it up in court.
Isn't that funny?
First, Brian donates one of his sets to a lottery, someone wins the lottery, and if
Picks in any things, keeps the price for themselves, instead of giving it to the winner, they have now just gone from a lottery.
Now it's not a business deal gone bad, they're actually interfering with a state-regulated lottery scheme,
which is now a criminal offense that the police would have to investigate.
That's a good idea.
That's interesting.
It turns out this is completely legal for us to do.
You still own the language, correct?
Technically, we've been in all of those.
So it would be legal for you to option-
Wait a minute!
if you start the owners right yeah make sure everything was legally legit
I registered for a gambling license which yeah it actually takes a long time to
get one of these which sucks
you
Thank you.
I don't know anything about that.
To inform Amanda of the business deal her store is in, we showed her all of the raffle
paperwork and the family who won this LEGO set.
I'm not giving out anything.
Like I can't leave without it.
Um, yeah, you can.
You can have a good day.
Amanda has just made it very clear.
Instead of giving this family the LEGO set they legally won, her company is going to
steal it.
Bro, this video is insane!
What is going on?
Yep.
I'm not launching the part 2 chat.
Maybe we'll watch part 2 tomorrow.
Amanda now has to cover up this crime, her store committed.
So she's not the best way to do this, was to kick everyone out of the store.
But good thing for us, this isn't a civil crime anymore.
Amanda just stole from a lottery.
Now they have officially committed a criminal crime, it's time to get the police involved.
His company stole the rights from our lotteries.
Part 2 tomorrow, chat!
Part 2 tomorrow, one in the chat at Part 2 tomorrow.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
And now the police are here.
But for some reason, I think they thought that I was the criminal.
Is this typically how you treat victims if they get their price stolen or...?
Do you have ID or anything on you?
No.
Which of these are the crimes?
12, 30, and then a cop?
Do we commit a crime?
Uh, I'm trying to figure that out right now.
The police were very confused on who the actual criminals in this situation were.
So, they explained everything to him.
I'm supposed to be getting this price from here.
Okay.
And they're not gonna give it to me?
But the police don't just have to take our word for it.
I'm carrying all of the legal, raffle paperwork,
Plus the Oregon law book that specifically states this is a criminal crime the police are required to investigate.
Oh, we have all the paperwork here. Stealing from DOJ approves grappling scheme.
There's a criminal offense which the police have to investigate this case.
Now that the police have seen the law, they actually agreed that a crime has been committed.
They're now finally going to do a police investigation on this LEGO theft.
The investigator started by taking some notes.
The Sunset, because they're police, it's Costa, is it Rappel?
Yes.
Okay, and we need an investigation for the Rappel,
Beaverie?
Well, he started taking notes until another police officer came and whispered in his ear.
I don't know what he said to him, but whatever it was, it made them all completely change their attitudes.
You're trespassing the property for life, okay? Come back.
You're gonna go in here and go to jail.
For the trespass seal?
Lower the check.
You're a trespass!
Bro, what the fuck?
We're at the open.
I'm just gonna show you one.
What do you have with you?
They stole a bunch of them.
Like, they have our price.
So there's a connection.
Is that a testimony?
No, it's criminal.
I got that.
Are you using the video?
This officer's trying as hard as he can to cover up this crime.
But I wasn't gonna lie to him.
But eventually, he said, if I don't let him cover up this crime, I'm getting arrested.
We really want to dive down this road.
We're trying to get some peace.
Okay, we're trying to go to the guy's.
We're trying to go to the guy's.
So we can start looking out if you guys falsified the law of the police.
Whatever the law of the police.
No, here's the thing is, it's not a falsified rap.
We have all the legal paperwork right here.
You don't have a clue you could be a ratified.
We're just going to get to the clients,
because we're not going to have these conversations where you're going to put your hands up to them.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm not gonna let the police just cover up this crime.
I'm gonna get this Lego set to the rightful winner.
First off, we do have the authority to do this raffle.
No, we're legally done for the night.
No.
It's actually wired by you guys, because we investigate this.
It's not civil, it's criminal.
We don't do your project, right?
Do you understand? At least we'll be told you don't know.
I've never talked in a circle.
That's the question we have.
Do you understand what officer weapons are supposed to do?
And what's going to happen with them?
I think...
No?
Yes, sir.
No, I'm not...
You don't understand?
We're part of our duty.
Yeah, I was pretty confused on what they were going to arrest me for.
I mean, the Fourth Amendment in our Constitution specifically states that the police can't
arrest you if they don't have a reason.
I keep asking them for a reason, but they can't tell me anything that I'm doing that's
illegal.
Well, how did we broke the law?
I don't understand anything.
That's what's better.
Now I've been an officer in the game of Grand Theft Auto
of about five years myself served a lot of paperwork and put a lot of work in I know
when you bullshitting because you don't really know what the fuck to arrest somebody for
and I can tell you from all of my experience that this is pretty much that these guys don't
have dick. They don't know what the fuck to arrest these guys for, so they just puffin'
their chest out and lyin'. They don't know what the hell to do.
I'll forget. We're not gonna know, what?
When I came up with this plan, I was under the assumption that the police are supposed
to follow the law, but I was wrong. In Kaiser, Oregon, the police don't follow the law.
And because of this, another family got scammed by bricks and mini-figs.
I felt pretty bad, so I just paid this family what this legacy I was worth myself.
We called the police office? Like, what do we, what do you do when there's just corrupt police?
So you go to the police department.
So you go to the police department?
we went to the police department to tell them that some of their police are corrupt and then we realized
we're literally just telling the police that they are corrupt of course not gonna do anything about it
Yeah, they just sent us home
But this is when we realized that this raffle might have actually accomplished something pretty big for us
Josh ends up giving me a call
Fuck you, Josh! Fuck you!
You're targeting my kids when you want one.
Josh seems pretty scared, and he should be.
Eventually, I am going to end up solving all the police corruption that's going on.
And once that happens, Josh is no longer going to be in civil trouble.
He's going to be in criminal trouble.
It wasn't a fake rap. It was a real lottery scheme, according to Oregon State Law.
And it actually is a class B felony up to 10 years in prison in a $250,000 fine.
Yeah, the loophole he's been using this entire time just hiding behind the fact that it's a civil case isn't gonna work for him much longer.
Well, I must not argue that. I don't want to. It's just better to just say, hey, you're not thieves. You know what I mean?
But for some reason, Josh still decided not to give the Legos back.
I think he might-
What the hell was that?
I just need one more push.
Here's the plan.
Take a picture of every single sign that's outside the bricks and many things there.
And now I'm going to redesign every single one to make them a little better.
For example, I changed to turn out the light to turn go home and buy a cell trade.
I changed it to steal cell trade and I'm printing all of them out to scale.
And nope, I didn't use chat CBT this time.
This time I'm using a much better method, which is a tape measure.
The exact dimensions of their actual sign that they have up our now.
Now it's time to put our signs directly over top of their signs.
But before we had time to do this, Josh gave me a call.
He's still trying to convince me to sue him so he gets charged with a civil crime, not
a criminal crime which could land him in jail.
If you think it's illegal, why don't you sue me?
It's a civil matter.
Tell Brian to put his money where his mouth is.
Let's go to court.
to put it where he was about to is, let's go to court.
No, no, no, no, stop sucking dick, Josh.
Shut the hell up.
Okay, do you know you double or nothing?
What are you talking about?
Are you stupid?
If you're wrong, you pay us double.
If I'm wrong, I pay you double.
Bro, are you dumb?
You're obviously a kid.
You don't have other's right.
I think you're scared.
Double or nothing, let's do it.
Yes, I'm not.
I think you're scared.
Okay, I'm not scared.
Okay, let's do double or nothing.
If you lose, you pay us $400,000.
You're scared. You're a chicken.
I'm calling you out. You're scared.
I'm calling you out.
You're too scared. You're scared.
Put your money where your mouth is.
I'm putting my money where my mouth is.
You put your money where your mouth is.
Chicken! Chicken!
When Brian first came in, we identified anything that was on that list that would have been his, that Amanda didn't sell, and we set it aside.
And it's still sitting there. We're happy to see your stuff then. I just don't want any more damage to the store.
I guess Josh has finally realized that what he's going through right now will really never end for him, unless he gives the Legers back.
I'm happy to give you the inventory. It's only bringing me harm because you guys are
Doing what I can do crap trying to attack us
Looks like we won
This definitely changes the trajectory of a lot of the things that we had in yeah, it's a really good ideas. Yeah
Well, what do we do facts a couple hours of the training?
Bowling!
We waited a few hours for Brian to get off work.
And now he's off work.
Hey, Brian's off work.
So, we showed him our entire conversation with Josh.
So, what can we do now to work with you guys to get the sets back?
This is what I need done.
I need a written apology from Brian.
I need all the negative-
You big pussy!
That was not in the agreement! Give him the Legos back, man!
Let's take it off.
Any positive reviews are all right.
Thank you for the damage.
Let's have some good rest of your day.
So you're floating my stuff off.
Oh, you thought we were getting the Legos back already?
We're not even halfway through the video yet.
Yeah, so basically before Brian
can get his Star Wars Lego collection back,
he has to write bricks and mini-figs
and apology letter for making this Facebook post.
Bricks and mini-figs really doesn't like
this Facebook post being up
because in this Facebook post,
Brian calls bricks and mini-figs out
for stealing his Lego Star Wars collection.
I'm gonna apologize for the shit.
I ain't crazy about it.
It's off, but here's where we're at, right?
If you could just write the letter of life,
you could get the Legos back.
I walked in there with the best intentions.
Here's proof of my collection in the store.
I want it back, and they've done nothing but lie
and make my life a living fucking hell of a shit.
Hell yeah, Brian.
I've gone through nine months of anxiety, stress,
hospital-run medication, take all the types of burden.
I'm not playing with what happened to you.
I am
Sounds kind of crazy that Brian would be saying this but I see where he's coming from
I've gotten to personally see a tiny bit of how this company bullying his family has just torn his entire life apart
But at the same time if Brian just writes this apology letter to bricks and mini figs, he'll get all his ideas back
I get it. You're actually gonna swallow my pride and write this letter. I get it
Then Brian told us a bigger reason we shouldn't write this apology letter because Brian told us that this apology letter is really
Attractive. Yeah, it is trying to it's a it's a legal
Whatever the fuck admitting guilt
if he writes that apology letter he admits guilt and some
Some, some facade that they're trying to create so when they go to court they can say, hey,
this is him admitting to being a piece of shit for gain, or some defamation law.
Trick us into giving him a get out of jail free card.
What I mean by this is if Brian makes an apology letter to bricks and minifigs, then bricks
and minifigs now use this letter as written evidence in court that they're not the bad
guys, Brian's the bad person.
Brian told us that if we give them this get out of jail free card, then they have absolutely
no reason to ever give the Legos back.
I just want to say, if this is actually what Berks and Minifigs' plan is, then that's insane.
That's insane.
I really wanted to find out if this is what their plan was.
So, I decided to tell Josh that Brian is going to send them an apology video.
He makes the apology, then we can get the Legos back like today or tomorrow, you think, or?
Yeah.
Just in case Bricks and Minifigs has evil intentions with this apology video,
I wanted to give him something that they couldn't use in court.
So, I went back to the beginning of the video and took a screenshot of Brian's face
and put it into this website.
I also uploaded this video of Sheldon.
Hi, I'm Brian Mansell.
After just a little bit of deep faking, it now looks like this.
Hi, I'm Brian Mansell.
And I apologize sincerely for accusing you guys of stealing my Legos.
I was wrong and you were right.
This is the ultimate test. Was Josh being sincere or was this all just one big trick?
Okay, I guess Brian's still worried that you guys are just gonna keep postponing it until yo, yo Josh. I hate you man. I
Hate you
You want another apology? You want Brian to get on his knees and start sucking dick at this point? What are we doing?
No, please. You're gonna get him. You're gonna get him. We're not gonna- I'm not gonna screw you. You have my word. That's not who I am.
Uh-huh.
That is exactly the effectiveness point!
Don't apologize to her. She's sorry, man. Sorry. We did a fake raffle.
Before we can get the Legos back, Josh made up one new thing I have to do.
I have to apologize to Amanda for my raffle being fake, even though I put in a lot of effort to make sure my raffle was actually real.
Remember, they have video surveillance in there!
I don't know. It almost feels like another trap.
The employee we brainwashed from before told us that the owners are coming up with schemes to try to get us arrested.
After you left, I got a call from my boss and it was like, how do we get them arrested?
Damn.
How do we get them arrested?
Maybe Josh is saying this to trick me into going back into the store so Amanda can call the police on me and have me arrested
But I had to find out for sure. You give me permission to go into the store to apologize to her to make peace
And how's it going?
We
We came to make peace and we talked to Josh. He told us to come back and make peace with you.
Is that okay?
It turns out I was right. This was a trap.
Brickson and Minifigs doesn't care about giving us the lighters back. They just want to get us arrested.
There was a gentleman who was trespassed on us.
No!
We were making all the five days a good boy. He was standing right behind us.
You scumbag!
We only have a very small amount of time.
small amount of time before the police arrest us. So we decided to use this time to see if we could
finally convince Amanda to make peace with us. Well I guess before they get here, we just wanted to
talk to you like similarly if you would like to have a peace treaty. Yes. Not in a harassing way,
not in a very peaceful way. Would that be okay with you? Making peace with us did not seem like a
Why is she acting like they beat her or something, man?
They didn't even say nothing to Amanda's bitch ass.
They just walked in there. That's it.
She's acting like they went in there and tore the place up and she had to fix it all.
Her priority was to get us arrested.
It's just a regular peach tree date.
one-page stocking it
Hello!
If you need to go over it, you know, you can take your time
They have like the papers that are trying to give me the sign, it literally just says peace treaty
I don't know what this other guy is
He's the treaty guy
He has some kind of like treaty notes
Well, do we stick around for the cops, or do we?
And so we waited for the police to show up, and they never showed up, but I guess it makes
sense.
I mean, the last time the police showed up, I was fully prepared with the Oregon law book.
Oregon law scared the police so much that they had to run away.
I think they're scared to come back.
What the heck are these cops?
Hi Josh.
Ben, where'd you go?
It's good. We walked in and you were like, hey, we're sorry.
We have permission to come back here and like apologize.
And she's like, I'm calling the cops and she like started to run.
Josh now realizes that his last ditch planned to get me arrested.
That plan didn't work.
I'm sorry, Amanda, but thank you for doing that.
It looks like Josh has no other choice.
So where he gets the luck, I'll set that.
He's got Brad and his family's leg is back.
Whoa!
And it's up to Sam to do that.
So let's cross Amanda off that checklist.
Let's get this done.
Now that our work here is done,
we decided to head back to Los Angeles.
It's too late to pick up the legers today,
but tomorrow they're finally going to give this family their leg is back.
and now it's tomorrow but the store has Brian's phone number blocked so he can't
call them so instead I called the store to see how Brian to pick up his Lego sets
Yeah, I do. I thought you were fighting somebody out here.
Um, I'm just...
Um...
Mm-mm.
Power rate?
Um, yeah.
I just want to make sure everything's...
Probably...
...on.
The guy I'm on the phone with was trying as hard as he could to stall.
It turns out that this is actually the same guy in the security camera footage
that kicked the old owner out of the store.
Google says his name is Brandon Best, and apparently he's co-owners of this franchise
along with Joshua Johnson, but for some mystery reason they weren't able to give the Legos
back today.
They said they'd give me an update on Monday, type 20.
Now it's Monday.
It is Monday.
Hey, I was just calling to see if you guys are still down to get the Legos back today.
Uh, I think it's that.
I'm mad.
Don't get up. I'm not making a side of over, sir.
I don't have a quick update, unfortunately.
This force I still don't have a good update.
Yeah, you got to think through it.
Make sure your patience starts.
You're gonna create the end.
Please leave your message for him.
He said I probably won't be able to talk tonight.
What the heck? Why do they keep postponing this?
Call has been forwarded to voicemail.
What the heck?
Yesterday he said he would call me today.
Call has been forwarded to voicemail.
It's not available.
You can't make them have this award.
It's been over a month now.
Um...
We gotta talk about you, diet.
I've seen you eat nine bowls of pasta.
What are we doing?
And...
Yeah, I've gotten no answer.
You know that ain't good!
You're finally faster on really, really, really fast.
What?!
He finally answered my call.
My diet's not that bad. I just eat a lot of whatever I'm eating
I've just been told that bricks and mini figs is no longer gonna give Brian his Legos back like they promised
This moment I finally realized what I did wrong Josh said we could get the Legos back once we make peace with Amanda
But we never actually really made peace with her
So I'm not finding anything for anybody.
Now it all makes sense.
Unless we can somehow find a way to make peace with Amanda,
we are never getting these Legos back.
So I printed out a more official looking peace treaty
and traveled from Los Angeles all the way back
to bricks and mini figs in Oregon.
Oh, I'm at Oregon.
Hopefully I can get Amanda to sign the peace treaty this time.
We can finally get the Legos back.
AMANDA!
What?
I think you're not allowed here.
Oh, no, uh, Josh, you can come back.
I think we didn't get the Legos back because you didn't sign the peace treaty.
You wanna call Josh?
No, I'm calling the police.
We're in so many things, it's still doing the same thing.
Amanda, you look like a bag of barbecue sauce, you jackass!
They've always done. They're still trying to get me arrested just to avoid giving the Legos back.
The problem with their plan though is bricks and mini figs is never going to be able to arrest me
because I have a get out of jail free card. They've actually had this card the entire video.
I just haven't used it yet. Let's rewind all the way to the beginning so I can show you what I mean.
So basically my friend said that uh you guys have some of his Legos I think.
Nope, it was even before this. Right here. I made a contract with Amanda that says,
I, Ben Schneider, should not be trespassed in all of these legal words for any circumstance
whatsoever and for literally any reason they could not trespass me. It's effective for the next
10 years. This only really works as a get out of jail free card if I can get Amanda to sign it,
but how the heck am I going to do that?
wait a minute hi okay hold on I'm pretty sure this might be illegal no I
think I think this is illegal sorry I got a delivery for some reason Amanda
just started signing a contract without even reading it thank you yeah
yeah yeah we might have overcooked in the kitchen it's a little bit we might
have overcooked in the kitchen just a little bit that's not illegal and we're
good yo chat sign this real quick it means you're gonna give me all your
money sign that it don't look at don't look at what the top says just sign about
them just sign the box don't mind in America we have a duty tree contracts law
which states that you have to read a contract before you sign it and if you
forget to read it or you just choose not to read it it's your fault and you
still have to do everything the contract says yo expect contracts in all of your
mailboxes okay she signed it so she has to follow everything including a
clause that says for every police officer she calls on me she owes me five
thousand dollars and let's fast forward and see how much Amanda owes me we got
five thousand keep going ten thousand fifteen thousand twenty thousand two
five thousand thirty thousand thirty five thousand forty thousand dollars okay
I think that's all the times Amanda called the police on me right I'm gonna
To be honest, even though Amanda's been hoping to cover up this giant theft, we're still
going to feel bad for her that she owes us $40,000.
I mean, that's a lot of money.
So I'm going to stop continuing to trick her, and I'm finally going to come clean about
the contract.
Once Amanda sees the agreement she's in, she'll finally realize it's not worth it to continue
racking up this $5,000 debt, and instead a much easier option would be we team up together
to convince corporate to give Brian his legos back.
Well, I'm calling the police because you've already been trespassed off the premises.
Well, you don't want to owe $5,000 more, do you?
I don't owe anything and I'm asking you for, like, a million times more than two weeks.
You did say that I'm allowed to be here.
You signed the documents?
I did not.
You did?
I never once said you were allowed to be here.
Well, then whose signature is this, then?
That is not my signature.
It's not?
Why do you have anything to do with signatures here?
Because you signed this, right?
No, I did not.
Is that not your signature?
oh no it's not I like to know you guys got a signature that's even close to my
oh it says every time you call the cops you it's $5,000 for like punitive damages but
what was falling the contract for you son now that Amanda knows you can't call
the cops on me just for being here anymore I decided to call Josh to update
him on how making peace with Amanda is going hey I just went back to try to
Apologize to Amanda and what Josh said next I was not ready for
Josh's story has now completely changed now
He's saying even if I'm able to make peace with Amanda
Because they never even had the legos to begin with
Well, if Josh is telling the truth, then why did Josh say this to us last time?
We're happy to hear something.
I mean, what's stuff of ours we'd be giving back if none of our stuff was even ever in his store?
Like, what about this?
I'm happy to go open that stupid cupboard and you can have all the sense in there.
I'm happy to give the back to you.
I'm happy to give you the inventory.
I'm happy to give the storage to Brian.
Give him back.
I'm not gonna screw you.
You know my word.
That's not what I am.
I mean Josh is on video swearing to God and on everything he'll give us
Not the Lord!
Now for some reason he never even cared the Legos, but this makes no sense.
So I decided to remind him of all of these examples where he claims they do have Brian's
Legos in the store still.
And this is his response.
Yeah, you did.
Give it to him.
He'll be fucking you, you pig.
It's wrong.
And if you want to test your fucking pig,
it's going to work.
It's going to stop.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The court?
So, so you're saying that it's just been a matter of opinion.
It's basically what you're saying is I'm wrong,
but you can sue me for it is what you're saying.
It's been a long, long time.
So you know you're wrong.
So you know you're going to stay the heckers wrong.
It's going to stop.
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, I mean I don't I would like to just get the Legos back, but if that's what you want
It seems like this is what you want. I'm giving you every out that I can
I just want to get the Legos back their Brian's Legos giving back it's pretty easy
It's kind of funny that this entire video Josh has just been
and begging me to sue him.
I'm telling you, I'm not the one.
But the second I agreed to it,
his attitude completely changes.
It's almost like Josh doesn't want me to sue him
and the only reason he's saying that
is because he knows that by saying it,
he can get away with his crimes.
Listen, you can't say it's all just for Legos.
I don't care if it's Legos.
I don't care if it's rocks on the sidewalk, okay?
It is $200,000.
Okay? $200,000.
And the principal.
Don't steal and be an ass hoon.
Don't do it.
Allegedly, of course. Allegedly.
Don't sue me. I don't know.
Allegedly! Allegedly!
I don't know what I'm talking about. Allegedly.
He thinks that there's a chance I might actually sue him.
He's getting scared.
In fact, he said if I do sue him,
to tell the world that I'm the one that stole the Legos.
Oh!
Dang.
I stole the Legos?
God, you're f***ing deep.
Dang.
You can shut the f*** up.
That's your f***ing choice.
So basically, these are my two options.
I can do what Josh wants me to do and shut up, which I can say right now, I'm definitely
not doing that.
So, that's the alternative.
I can, I guess, raise hundreds of thousands of dollars somehow and then maybe spend three to four years in court fighting them, and somehow, if I win,
then we can finally get the family that I was back.
Yeah, both of these options suck.
Or maybe I can somehow find a way to engineer a third option, which I call option number three.
Small Claims Court.
Think about it, small claims court is basically just like big boy court, except it costs basically nothing, and you get a judgment pretty much instantly.
So, I gathered my friends on a campfire to tell them about option number three.
One of the thoughts you had was taking the small claims court, right?
Uh, no, because it's way too much money to take to the small claims court.
You can't take someone to small claims court bound for $200,000.
Yeah, it's $12,000 at the most, right? $12,500.
Everyone hated option number three.
And I guess it makes sense.
We ended up looking it up and you can actually only
sue for $10,000 at the most.
So if we go with option number three,
Brian actually could win $10,000 pretty easily.
But then this is what would happen to his $190,000.
Yeah!
But I'm not giving up.
We just need to get creative.
Theoretically, if you wanted to,
could you take in the small-time score?
If you wanted, one minute.
If I wanted to limit it...
But you would at least get $10,000 out of that, right?
We could, but it would be giving up $100,000 more, you can't help.
So here's the... Here's the pitch.
Here we go.
What if...
We have 10 people...
To...
10 different times...
For $10,000...
And we get $100,000.
Well, why not?
The reason that this will never work is because of a legal term called claim splitting.
Yeah, so it turns out my idea is called claim splitting.
And it's illegal.
And it's when a civil plaintiff splits one lawsuit and two or more lawsuits, and that is illegal.
Yes, if ten different people sue and win money for one crime, then that is illegal.
But we have already established that if one person sues for this crime, it is a very easy win.
easy win so what if this exact scenario just so happens to happen ten different
times?
illegal!
ten different people get their LEGO stolen by bricks and minifigs all ten
people can individually sue and it turns out that that is actually not
considered claim splitting so basically if I can find ten different victims of
bricks and minifigs my plan will work and maybe I don't have to find ten
victims maybe I can create them starting with myself first I signed up for a
credit card, and then use that credit card to walk into the bank and take out a
$10,000 loan, and then use this $10,000 to buy a few Lego sets from Brian.
Specifically, these Lego sets, and according to the legal paperwork, they're
still Brian's to sell to me. But just in case bricks and mini-figs tries to
argue that for some reason this wasn't a legal sale, I hired a public notary to
officially approve the purchase. It looks like I legally now have $10,000
worth of inventory inside this bricks and minifigs store. So I wrote a very
very stern demand letter to bricks and mini-figs demanding that they give me all of my $10,000
of Legos back, and they never got back to me.
BASTARDS!
So, I'm going to sue them in small claims court, completely separate of Brian.
Now that there's two crimes committed against two completely separate victims, this is not
considered claim splitting.
So this is what I thought.
If the plan works this well for me, it shall still work this well for all my friends.
I know I signed up for a ton of more credit cards,
took out a bunch of more money,
and each of my friends bought $10,000 worth
of Brian's Lego sets.
$10,000 for you?
Here you go.
Thank you.
That's a question.
You probably need to buy one.
Ha ha ha ha.
This is when we realized there's actually
a big problem with our plan because
we're now all $10,000 in debt.
And if we don't pay the banks back soon,
The interest is gonna destroy us.
Dude, what's the problem?
We're $10,000 in debt.
Well, how do we solve this, dude?
What do we do?
We just ask our friends if they have money to loan us.
Tummy!
I'm in a lot of debt, and I just wanted to know
if you have $10,000 to loan me.
No!
Dang!
Yeah, I need to get out of here.
Well, that's worth the try.
Michael!
You got $10,000 in one of these.
I literally did not.
That's $10,000.
But this is when we remember that our friend Brian
just made about $100,000
from all the LEGO sets he just sold us.
I bet he has extra money he could lend us.
So, we gave Brian a call.
So, we're...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, is that legal?
Wait, hold on!
Hold on, we are recycling the money.
A really, really weird pickle right now.
I just need $10,000, that's all.
I'll give it back.
This is weird.
I know, I know, it's crazy, but like...
I can see right.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Only I don't share it.
You're the one who's gonna get it!
Brian Legally gave each of us a $10,000 loan, which allows us to now pay back the banks to avoid interest.
And it says in the paperwork that once we win these court cases against bricks and minifigs, we'll pay Brian back.
Yeah, and we promise once we win this lawsuit, we'll pay you back.
Yeah, we'll pay you right back.
And if you're thinking, wait, how is all of this legal?
There has to be some type of catch.
And you're right, there is.
It's called sales tax.
But luckily for us in Oregon, there is no sales tax.
What the heck is that?
This means that we can just keep selling LEGO sets back and forth to each other over and
over.
We're free.
Well, I think everyone's in.
Should we start?
You're gonna go to the top?
It's start a pilot.
But I haven't even told you guys the best part yet.
The best part is that all of this is another flashback.
Yeah.
of this happened a month ago. So now let's fast forward all the way back to the present
day where I'm still talking to Josh on the phone.
I like how I said an hour and 15 minutes ago that we were not going to watch this entire
video because it would be a ginormous waste of time and that we were going to go and play
GTA. We now have 10 minutes left in the video what the fuck has happened.
Which has no clue that we've been preparing all of these court cases against him for the last month
He's about to be in for the surprise of his life
You have like I guess until the store closes
I guess it's like it's back if that's the way you want to go, but if not
I guess we'll serve the papers today and then go to court
Are you gonna serve the papers today?
No, I'm figured out.
That's not how it works, are you?
Young?
That's not how the world works.
How do you wash your mouth?
That's not how the world works.
Well, we're gonna do it. We're gonna make the world work that way today.
Well, bricks and mini figs knows the deal. Get the Legos back before the store closes or they get served court papers.
And now we wait. And then waiting got kind of boring. So I'm gonna spend the rest of the day promoting my We Seal from Old People company.
Go to www.wesealfamoldpeople.com for some awesome merch. And if bricks and mini figs calls the police
They've been advertising my company for a pretty long time now and I've gotten no reaction
from bricks and minifigs.
So I'm sending in a secret undercover agent to see how they're handling the situation
from the inside.
Oh no!
Well, they closed early on us.
I think they're afraid of my lawsuit. So we decided to go bowling again
It's the next day now, you know what that means it's go time
It's go time the funniest part about yesterday was when I was talking to Josh on the phone
He totally thinks that I just made all of this up in the moment
When the actual reality is we've been planning this court case for months
What? I'm not complaining because if Josh thinks it's fake, then he probably won't show up to court.
And if Josh doesn't show up to court, we just win by default.
So before I serve him any court papers, I'm actually first going to confirm Josh's beliefs
and do something super duper fake, like give him a world record for the most amount of Legos ever stolen.
Not everyone can say that they're the best in the world. It's something.
Alright, alright, we're gonna...
Everything was going exactly to plan.
Until this happened.
Hey, if you would just talk real quick!
I think Josh told this employee to close down the store early to avoid any more lawsuits coming in.
Close? Yeah, she closed. As soon as she saw our pull-up, she started closing up.
So for the rest of the day, I'm going to continue to advertise my We Steel from Old People company at
www.westeelfromoldpeople.com.
Alright.
We're not getting mini sales yet.
I think we're pretty much done with the day.
The party's here.
So when all the kids would show up, they would just have to sit in an empty parking lot for their birthday.
If bricks and mini figs is too scared to show the world that they're closed, I'm the only one.
I think...
Okay.
Alright.
Part two tomorrow, dude.
That was a lot of fun.
That was a lot of fun, that was a lot of fun.
Listen, listen, listen.
Watch part two tomorrow, they're just like fluffing
at this point, it was, it was a good video.
That was no, no, no, not now, no.
No, no, no.
No, we got Ninja in the server.
We're gonna go and help him get everything acclimated
and figured out and so on and so forth.
We already have previous plans,
I didn't know my day was gonna be taken over
by Lego sets and lawsuits, okay?
Let's go and jump in.
We will be on part two tomorrow morning.
We will start it at probably like 10.30 AM EST.
Make sure you're here.
Set your alarm clock, set your calendars.
I
Worked tomorrow well, I don't know what you want from me, man
This is an agreement it definitely lock it
If there's something strange, sleep it in your bed
I'm a twosome, if there's something weird, sleep it in your bed
Oh, let me taste it
Bustin' makes me feel good
You see in things, just like I'm in your bed
Get out, get out of here
This is my bed, just like I'm in your bed
Let me tell you something
Get out, get out
I ain't afraid of no sleep, I ain't afraid of no bed
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BLOCKED!
It's time to enforce the law!
Lock him!
Let me see here, let me get the chats up.
Alright, let's rock and roll.
Can I get a ride?
Fuck!
I did not mean to wake up in the middle of nowhere.
This was a mistake, and I regret it.
It's my bad, boss. That's my bad.
On my life, the other...
I don't...
MARCH!
We got somebody in the kickchat!
chat I thank you the threaten to kill me or call me a slut I don't know which
one handle at the thank you
we call food
Damn it!
Who's...
Shit!
Bro, this keyboard is so...
Holy off radio!
No ma'am!
Do I look good? Am I sexy?
Thank you. Thank you so much.
I love you!
Okay, this damn radio man!
How do I move myself?
She lied! Ben, shut up!
second box second box where's the second get out of here where's the second
box. Fourth on the list. Oh, there I am. Good mornin.
Give car after way pussy. You big motherfucking guy after way big
butt. Don't you walk into me like that?
Yeah, what's up?
What you get?
Stay on your toes!
Can anybody get me a ride?
I'm stuck in the city.
Where are you, Bustin?
I'm, uh, shit.
Near garage, Tay.
Uh, pillbox, right outside of it.
Yeah, I'll come get you.
might have just stumbled on the ride give me one moment get off the back never mind
I'll meet you at the hospital.
Okay.
Yeah, looks like it's up in Grape Seed.
Yeah, I will make sure you react to the call, please.
Ddo-Dooo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Dooo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Dooo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Dooo-Dooo-Doooo-Dooo-Dooo-Doooo-Doooo
Oh?
Free car?
No!
You need a ride ranger.
What's going on? I think I got somebody-
Somebody's coming to pick me up.
south end of the city. Oh, I guess he invests services doesn't go well with you.
They have made to fit the farm, ASA, so he's the guy who boarded it down.
Oh my god, the gay warden's dead. Here's what it is, doggy dog world. Doggy dog world.
Rocky, where the hell are you? Come on my way, bus, come on my way.
I need to come and get a vehicle, yes please.
I can take it. I can take it. I got a vehicle. I'll meet you up there.
They took him out!
Thank you!
76 Rocky, I got a car!
Well, I'm coming to you.
I'm coming!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I need music.
I can't roll up without any music.
Lock in.
Bad Boss! Whatcha want? Whatcha want? Whatcha gonna do? When Sheriff Chundrum come for you?
Tell me whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?
I'm no Donald Trump! And I'm freeway!
Bad Boss Bad Boss! Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
When you were eight and you had bad dreams,
You go to school and learn the golden rule,
So I can't seem like I'm not the fool,
If you get hot and you must get cool.
Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do?
Or what you gonna do?
Go, go, go, go, unlock the car!
Go, go, go!
You don't need to go anywhere!
Get out of there!
How you been?
I'm good, I'm good, how are you?
Oh man, I'm good, I'm good.
Came back, came over to get something happening.
I don't know, you mind if I take the ox?
Money, what, sorry?
Nothing, just give me one moment here.
It's coming a lot faster before you go in there.
Alright.
Yeah, so they said it was a gang of tractors, a gang of tractors, so if you just stop them,
stop them.
We're rangers!
What are you playing with?
It's so hot!
Robbing everybody!
What?
Robbing anybody?
It's robbing everybody!
What are you doing?
Robbing everybody!
We're robbing everybody!
we're robbing everybody we're robbing everybody
low cam yeah busting on the bait
I'm gonna get fired.
I finally become a ranger, I'm gonna get fired.
NOOOO!
Wait, where's anybody going?
The game one is down. He's definitely got run over by a tractor.
That'll happen.
We're going to go to the station?
Yeah, I think my cousin's over there.
Is he doing it?
I got so many, I forget their names.
Probably from my mother's sister's cousin, uncle's brother.
We're going to come in and assist with the tractors.
Cus-o?
Oh my shit, you're as big as a house.
Hey, didn't you see me pass out?
This motherfucker is insolent, he just don't walk up.
Listen man, let me tell you what right now.
Hope y'all look like you need to get on Atkins and all them types of diet.
Listen, talk to you.
I can go get some more Zimpik right now.
Do you want me to take him out?
I do.
Talk to you, Boston.
They ain't talking to me, he's talking to you.
Alright, man.
We sound like we've got two in there.
Let's go put him in my mouth.
Oh, that's just the way you talk, my bad.
Okay, okay, let's be honest wait. This is a great opportunity cuz I'll get the car rocky
Let's go get the car out the game board. It just got shot down. This could be a good opportunity
Save face. Do you know mouth-to-mouth?
Yeah, that's when you put your tongue inside him and you sort it around right there it is there it is
That's exactly what it is. Rocky you're taking too long get in
Get in the car
The game warden was ran over and they bled out
I'm about to see what he got
No, no, no, you got that!
OHHHHH!
That's what part is yet
You gotta sit down, get in the car!
What's the, what's the button?
I don't know what to do
Well, flam flex your ass, muscle!
I got no nails!
Let's go!
I never get
See, pal, I don't beat muscle!
Alright
Where's the warden at?
I'll do it, I'll clean it
It's here
Paint that shit
I don't know what- oh, yeah, there he is, there he is
We got off road hold on hold on
Shit what hold on everybody
Everybody hold on
We're here
What happened?
My brother eat crops.
There's a tractor gang.
What the hell happened here?
There's a tractor gang.
We were removing illegal crops.
They circled us, ran me over, and then came and finished the job after.
after is a bunch of elderly men if only somebody would have saw these tractors
and called it in to 9-1-1 exactly none of us here saw those tractors at all
what are you doing sir hey you worry about the case that's my cousin yeah
he's none special yeah are you introduce yourself cuz oh yeah
leader in the tractor game not me no nail
I'm getting down by my tractor
You need break up water!
I gotta go guys, I gotta go!
Frosting in at Strawberry, Feligin Square
Shut the fuck up
I'm gonna need you guys to open sodas for me if we ever start hangin' out
Yeah there's no problem I can open up the sodas for you
Yeah you look like you can Tubby
What the fuck?
Don't do that to Buster
I'm to take you
You know what you fuck? He's thin. I can't fart on command who bust inside her
I thought he was your cousin. No, this I'm Norwegian. Yeah, but I think I think I saw that movie last week
It was okay. What the hell?
It was you know, you know how our family trees more like a more like a grapevine
You know what I'm saying? It's all twisted up and tangled. He's probably about 25% but 100% because my cousin's uncle's sister is his mom
My mom is his uncle's sister
Let's just say the family vacations got a little weird when we started feeling with each other
Amen, thanksgiving's more like a group
I'm thankful for a lot of the giving that I have
Amen boys, amen
Yeah, about all the things you're doing
And pray it's not acceptable here. I'm sorry. I told you
Well the guy in overalls
Get off the beam, huh?
That's right.
Damn it.
That's not what I meant.
I didn't crack my freeway.
I know all they have a license, and they have a tent to farm.
And then the other guy had done illegal props,
and then set tractors to come kill me with a dunk
right.
Shit.
And then it starts to evolve.
You talking to me?
Yeah, I'm talking to you today, Christmas.
Hey, listen, man, you can stop me when now, all right?
No.
I'm going to have a new face.
Look at this, man.
You're trying to frickin' mind.
Do you want to square up?
You want to square up?
Because it's always been a while.
It's been a while.
You look I can't see you better back up you better back up. You know I don't find fair. I got sand in the pocket asshole
Goodness gracious can we get
This is we gotta we gotta get away. No, this ain't my
All right, we're gonna go work. I'm gonna go figure some things out
All right, I call you in a little bit
You're done pissed everybody off
It's all right, it's all right cuz oh listen everything's gonna be fine. We're gonna get y'all set up
We're gonna get y'all dressed up. Okay
Okay.
Precincts man.
I basically had to walk in till the mirror's still...
If you want to prep a little bit, uh, drive your head a door, foul the stairs, and you
can't get away.
So, I'm gonna bizarre through to come up with you.
Yeah.
Man, sorry about that.
Make sure you got your seatbelt on.
Flex your feet, muscle.
Oh, it's on.
Good, good, good.
Can't go through another windshield.
Hehehehe.
Yeah, you go through one windshield, you learn your lesson.
That's what I said.
It's a premium windshield to say.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, well, it's what I say we do. We're gonna get you in a little bit of an outfit or I will get y'all dressed up
And then I'm gonna sneak into the armory don't tell nobody I'm gonna get you a gun and a taser
Okay, are you in?
Okay, you know I'm gonna take care of you now if anything goes south
Okay, all right if anything goes south
Remember the three ails and the three D's la la la deny deny deny
now come on I'll take them the way that's as what we do that's what we do we
are the law we make the law chance all right let's go get dressed up free
We come across any Lego sets as well, we're gonna have to take him.
What you looking at bitch pussy?
That guy over there in the corner, he wasn't looking at me, but I just want to serve down
him.
I feel like when we did, we did more damage to us than them.
What's going on?
Uh, I almost shit my pants.
Turn the damn radio off. I hate this thing.
Alright.
Come on over here, cousin.
Flex your, uh, flex your e muscle.
E like that?
yeah all right now what we gonna be doing here is you gonna want to go over to
you on the left side that little that little the hook the clothing go in flex
that one all right so we gonna go to our upper body on the right side and you
gonna scroll all the way down I'm all the way back now we're gonna put on that
the that PD short slave when throw that on PD short say hold on now yeah you
alright you're right now up at the top where it says texture top right he's
gonna click that over and it's gonna change to a green just keep on clicking
it's a little slower than normal do you know the number texture we're looking
in here yeah give me one just give me one second if you open up your mouth one
more time over there I'm gonna stick my arm up your ass and use your mouth like
a puppet you hear me shut up cowboy sorry about that all right so yeah just
keep on clicking that over you gonna turn it into a green one it might be a
little slow in my eyes if you live it if it looking green to you it probably
green now we're gonna go over to our pants we're gonna do the same thing but
We're gonna go all the way down to PD shorts.
You could, you could take your time.
Yeah, yeah, no, it happened.
If you need me to hold it, I can do that.
All right, we're doing PD shorts.
Yep, L, PD shorts, L.
There you go.
Got a little, put a little bit of meat on it.
What the fuck is going on outside?
They're going with the bag.
Put it on the same one, same thing?
Yeah, they, whoo, they don't even look good.
Now we're going to go over to our shoes.
I like the shoes.
Now we got to change it to some black boots
You ought to change it to some black boots find whatever shoes you want this black in its boots. Yeah, those are sexy
Those are good. Those are good now you you're yeah
What the fuck you looking at cowboy? Oh
I'm looking at this handsome units. Mmm. You
You come near me. I'll send you to the Lord. All right. Yes, sir
This we gonna have to wish what's your question me?
Do you think that vest is suitable to be a PPE for the fisher activities? Yeah. Yeah, you're good with that vest hundred percent
Do you have any problems you let them know bustin said you're cleared?
Yes, sir. All right
Okay, so we're gonna go back up to your shirt your undershirt is poking out
We just got to change that and you're good to rock and roll
robe. You don't like my undershirt? I knew it. Yeah, you see how your arms are kind of
popping out of that? We just gonna fix that real quick. I knew it. What do I, what do
I, the Santa T shirt wasn't it, huh? No, it's not. We're gonna put on your undershirt.
So you hit upper body, then you go to the undershirt. You can go ahead and go all the
way down to the PD belt L it's gonna get you a little taster boom and you got a
little donut to you like that yeah come on now we're gonna go to arms right up
above it and you just gonna click on those arms until you don't see your
shoulders popping out of your shirt and then and someone just on my cruiser give
me one sec you go ahead and fix that let me
who stole it who stole my shit you mother fuckers you sons of bitches get
over here oh my gosh give me a second oh I don't have no arms
Oh my god! What happened to your arms?
Oh what the hell is happening out there?
I just did an old C-dial fucker just stole a car, dammit.
I'ma kill that old bastard.
Man, you look good!
Do you like that?
He looks good.
What time do they arrive at the station just so I can make sure?
Listen, you're supposed to put the keys under your fucking tummy fat.
Do they steal that damn...
I'm about to start shooting these assholes. We got to go get another car. Come on
Son of a bitch hey, can you drive us over to the bush real quick? All right unlock the car
Son of a gun officer
Now your man or case you're wondering
I've been around for 10 minutes and my shit has already been stolen. I'm pissed about it
Some asshole that's for sure
All right, thank you
I'm on cuz though, let's go get you again
emergency right? You mean when there's no witnesses. Now think about flexing the
look at the bottom right of your eyeballs. That little circle if you hit
your Z muscle it's gonna change how loud you're talking. You want to always be at
about the middle one that's like talking voices. If you yell at somebody you
want the whole circle to feel the rim of that and if you whisper it you want it
to be the small one. This is. Yeah, you got this. This is the
armory. This is where we get our guns. This is Cletus. He
sells us the guns. How you doing, Cletus? Now, I'm gonna buy
you. Give me one second because we gotta get y'all hired on.
So, for now, I'm just gonna buy you this shit. Cletus ain't
talking. Yeah, Cletus, don't talk much. He's uh he's out. He's
here. He wanted to have me. Yeah, I think he is. He's he's
He's one of them stupid people
Imagine not knowing how to talk
Couldn't be me
Well, why is he managing the weapons if he's on the slow side?
I don't know. I don't know why we hired him to be honest with you. Okay. Well
There we go
There's your tager
Goblet's clean this am I right?
Hey, man. Hey, man
There's your gun
Boom shacka-lacka
Man is Rambo to fill up the gun with boom shaka Lacka
Jesus back, what the hell and then there's your tachers
All right ammunition. I think I thought this thing just shot forever. No, so what you gonna want to do is gonna go ahead open up your pockets
That in it should be I think it's your F2 muscle
I think I flexed my two muscle too many times and switched it to an F1 muscle
However, you open up your pockets. Go ahead open up them pockets. Give me hold on
Yeah, you're right. You're right. Remember you can always change it to me. All right
I got it. Okay. Wonderful. Now you're looking at your person in the middle
You already set up your phone. You're gonna take one of them guns
You're gonna put it at the bottom where it says that hot key one
All right, now put the taser in the same different spot maybe two or three whichever is comfortable
Right now you're going to take that gun out go ahead and close your pockets take the gun put it in your hand
Open up them pockets one more time and then you're gonna want to
Click your scroll wheel down on that that thing of ammo. Just push it down and you're gonna see you start loading up that gas
I
Wanted him learn learn layering centers again without
Trust me gets easier just takes a little bit to get into it
If that's too hard you can always right click on the ammo and just hit use as long as you've got the gun in your hands
You'll be alright
Say here think I'm loaded
No, you'll see it you'll see it load and then you'll see the bottom right you'll see the ammo in it
Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, it's not showing it in your hand.
You might have to be a be an officer.
Let me get birds bitch ass in here to get you hired on as a cadet.
Hey, bird.
Oak doors locked. Sorry about that.
Yes. Are you getting there? Come on up.
Hey, first man. My bad, my bad.
You know, I locked in my room.
Hey, can you hire my cousin?
my cousin on as a cadet. Yeah, I think we have a cadet. But yeah, I was bringing
me in. Yeah, bring him in. Can you can do the same thing with that tazer? Because
I'll just go ahead and use that ammo in your pocket. You'll see it starts low
nut. It looks like those little boxes. His name is no nail, Tony. Yeah, you call
him now. No nail. First day. No nail last time, Tony. Yeah, it's Norwegian.
Snorwegian state ID is gonna be a six zero nine four seven
I'm gonna need your help reloading every single time by the way cuz
So it's, uh, does that not help?
Don't tell them about it.
Yeah, it happens.
She's reaching!
Thanks, keep your head on the swivel.
Keep your head on the swivel.
That's a great word.
So would you give him equipment before I earn him home?
Yeah.
You can sort of buy some shit.
Doggy dog world, we gotta keep him safe, okay?
Now you should be able to load up that get.
Handed you tried and they're at trust me. She's loaded. I mean, I'm ready. You see you see the bullets
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fire one off. Oh
My gosh, there's a rabbit squirrel over there
Okay, wonderful. Don't worry squirrels dad it had rabies we can see it from here. We are trained professionals. All right, come on over here
There's no way that guy's a ranger.
Now, what we're gonna do is, we just unlock this door.
Come on over here.
We hired your dumbass, didn't we?
No, don't you do it.
Do not do it.
Do not.
It's a short range, very short range.
I got him.
Bozai!
No!
I want to try you.
All right.
No, I want you to go ahead open up this door for us.
You should be able to have keys now, son of a bitch, what the hell?
All right, come on in here.
Now you should be able to look at them with your third eye.
Think about holding your alt muscle.
You see how it says Rangers Armory?
gonna left click once and then you're gonna move it up to the top and you'll be able to enter the
armor. Left click I mean I see I see a blue a blue circle. If you look directly at them you see
Rangers armor. Oh you you probably not on duty. Think about this okay I know it's a lot just bear
with me it's gonna be all right. Think about flexing your T muscle you're gonna you're gonna see like
You can say something up there and just tap in police duty, I believe
Yeah, good now now see if you can talk to him. Oh, I see it. All right, open up that armory
It's gonna lift quick and then move it up. Oh my god. Take it whatever I want. All right
So here's the deal remember people can rob us so we don't want to take too much
But what I would do is he I would go ahead get yourself a baton. So just hit add the cart
I would grab yourself some first aid kits. I'd probably two or three of them
I get yourself a pair of handcuffs add those to the cart as well
I'd get yourself a radio
You already got a taser. You already got a gun get yourself some spike strips. That was my favorite
I would uh, I'd also go ahead and get yourself a little vest of police body armor. Go ahead and buy that and at the very top left you'll see armor plates get you about five of them as well.
You go all right you all right go ahead and check all that out
Car cash, you don't pay with your car
Okay, I'm good to rock and roll let's get up on out of here
And
All right, we're gonna go and force the law don't break it we will arrest you I
Think somebody stole our car damn it again fuck
All right, let's get the hell out of here all right, let's go hand out tickets
We'll leave that up to the LAPD. Yeah, we'll leave it up to them. Oh, is that the that the LAPD right there?
Fuck you!
Remember, we never respect the LAPD. Okay, we don't respect them.
Oh shit, they're getting arrested over there. You see that? Yeah, I see that.
sons of bitches now I could show you how to use the radio but once you turn
that thing on it's gonna blow your head off okay it's just people never stop
talking so what I like to do is is I just get on duty and cruise baby okay
and by breaking them yeah man if I break the law I can handle it I don't
need no help unless they start running then I'll call for help and scream a
a little bit. Look at this right here. That was a nice little stop there. Oh shit, those
are locals. Those are people, damn it. We just pulling over artificial intelligence, son.
Yep. Yeah. Now, the first thing about being an officer is we gotta make up something, okay?
say uh he was he was not maintaining lanes of travel okay that's what we're gonna say
not maintaining lanes all right and then I'm gonna I'm gonna smell alcohol on him
there he is there it is all right I'll make you open it up and then I'll close it
window down engine off yeah yeah sure thing yeah
let me just get the window here license registration proof of insurance please
Ehh, yep, one sec, just let me look around in the glow box here.
No problem, no problem.
I-I have to reach for the-the-the-the idea and the-
Whoa-whoa-whoa! He's reaching! He's reaching!
Keep an eye on him!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
What you reaching for?
I don't-I don't-I don't have a gun, man. I don't have a gun!
Okay, alright, alright, okay, okay, don't make any sudden movements now.
I will blow your head off you make any sort of movements be sure
Great, oh watch out for this farmer man. He's giving you the eyes man. Keep it moving fat ass
Okay, okay, okay, I'm going to slowly
I'm alright. I'm alright. You're good man. Damn it. Yeah, I'm alright
Okay, okay, I'm going to slowly bridge to show you my identification, okay?
Okay, alright.
And any idea why I pulled you over today?
Okay, here you go.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
Any idea why I pulled you over today?
But maybe because it was going a little bit too fast off the highway?
Go ahead and tell him.
No, he had not been drinking.
I was drinking last night.
It was like technically this morning, it was pretty late.
I don't drink during the day man, you know, it's a bit depressing.
Can you agree more?
It's smelling like something in here, you smoking that devil's lettuce?
No man, I don't touch drugs man.
No, I went home...
Step out of the car, come on, step out of the car, get over here.
No problem, no problem.
Come on over here.
No, I won't touch the robot.
Now what? I understand mistakes happen, okay? We pulled you over, we've gotten calls of
someone matching your description driving a silver and colored car that murdered
a family of four. Now I don't know if that was you, okay? And I don't want to
assume anything, but instead of us opening up an investigation weeks, weeks of
court cases and questioning and all this and the other we can move on but in order for me to do that
you know it's easier for me to think straight on a full stomach if you're catching what I'm
Oh
Thank you, yeah, don't forget about my partner here
What put your hands behind your back right now face away from it
Me you coming up north
We were gonna change over a new week today in Louisiana
Why don't you just give us a second all right, okay?
All right, you stay. Hey, if you make any sudden movements, I'll send you to the Lord.
No sudden movements. I'm...
Okay.
I'm standing very still.
What's up? What's up?
Allison.
Yeah.
We got Cain's assembly here.
Yeah.
I mean, I think we made out like a frickin' bandit.
It is still.
Yeah.
You're the answer. You're the ace here.
I'm gonna go after your lead.
You think we let him off for the warning, but we start beating his car as he's driving
off and, you know, let him know we don't mess around?
I think that's a great idea.
All right, take your baton out. Take your baton out.
All right. How's everybody doing?
Yeah, you're gonna put it right, like, just like how you put your gun in your rear.
Don't you worry.
Yeah. You better get back in that car right there!
And if you ever come back outdoors and you don't breathe food, you're gonna get an acupuncture!
Fuck her!
Good work. Now that is how we police.
Damn, good job! Spock strips!
Don't get in the car yet. I've just spiked it on accident.
Dagon it we gotta wait for these shit
It doesn't hurt you, but if we get in that corner tiger on pop real fast
That was good work. I gotta admit something. Yeah, you see that filler on store printing the traffic down the road
Yeah
Not have shot him in the back of the yeah
That's what I'm talking about
Yeah
Good, they said as long as they're dead, they can't see us.
Remember that.
And if anyone asks, lie, lie, lie, deny, deny,
we don't know what happened.
We didn't see who shot him.
What bully?
What happened?
We don't know.
All right, let's get out of here.
Beautiful day.
Out of the way, man.
So yeah, you know we enforced the law and this is kind of it our jurisdiction is is
all of this up north now go ahead and open up your map you're gonna think about hitting
that escape muscle.
Yep.
And you can click on that map you see that big green circle.
Yes I do.
Looks to Cassidy Trail State Park.
Is that that's our jurisdiction?
is okay that is not hold over someone
outside of our stair six we're okay no
no no our jurisdiction is the entirety
of up north so anything that is up in
these hills all the way to the tip of
the tip that is all our jurisdiction but
Cassidy trail at the state park that
means that we can do and I mean do
whatever we want in that park we want
to search somebody we search them we
We want to throw them off a cliff, we throw them off a cliff, we do whatever we want,
maybe not bad, but if there's no witnesses, we do whatever we want.
They ain't allowed to have no fishing poles, they ain't allowed to have no fishing poles,
no guns, no nothing in the state park.
No fishing poles?
No nothing.
Now we do fish, we also enforce fishing.
Want to go see some fishermen?
Yeah, absolutely.
Now when it comes to fishing, you're allowed to have 5 fish in your pockets, 15 fish in
your car bringing you a grand total of 20 fish.
If anyone has more than 20 fish, we send them to prison.
And don't think of it as throwing people off a cliff and trying to kill them.
a bit as testing the integrity of the ground for further inspections and health issues.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, I know what you're saying.
It's all coming together.
That's unclear.
Yeah.
Let's see what we've got going on over here.
This is one of the fishing hotspots up here to our right.
People fish off the pier.
Boom.
Alright, this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna check them for licenses. Alright, then we're gonna search all them and see how many fish they have
Okay, we gotta do the search. It's a good search. What's the same way?
Let's pull off real quick. I'll show you. I'll show you. I
Don't think they saw us. They're all locked in on catching tadpoles
All right, so this is what you're gonna do come on up to me
Now you're going to third eye, look at me, it's what we call it with your
off muscle, third eye, and then you're gonna go to police and then search, oh
careful man. Oh whoa, you put your hand on my titty, don't pinch, don't pinch.
I'm trying to search. Now you seeing everything in my pockets? Sure am.
So this is what's going to happen when you search them and if they have more than go ahead
It's a flashlight
I also got three things of Lane in there. I took off of some gangbanger yesterday. I'm still contemplating on getting high from it
All right now. All right, so
We're gonna be looking
For fish and how many fish they have they have over five on them. That's an arrest. Okay. All right
Um, I think, boy, am I supposed to have an erection right now?
This power's a great thing.
Now, the only other thing you need to know how to do is handcuff somebody.
Now, do you have your handcuff muscle set?
I don't think I've ever learned how to handcuff someone in my life.
So, you're going to go ahead and open up, go ahead and hit that thing about hitting that escape muscle.
go to your settings go to the keybinds and then hit that 5 in.
Yep.
Click on in there scroll down till you see handcuffs.
I see honey badger attack target.
That ain't it keep on scrolling.
That ain't it.
keep going down all the way to handcuff handcuff go ahead and set that to
something comfortable I see uncuffed yeah keep on going
child where's the handcuff I'm gonna keep it a band with you just yeah all I say
is Honey Badger and Hunting Cargo Slots.
Oh, it's called Cuff.
Cuff, yeah.
Alright, I got it.
Alright, you set that, and then we're going to do one more, and it's the...
We're going to do the Tackle.
Look for Tackle Player.
on mouse five you can put yours on whatever
all right you ready yeah just like that now you're gonna get a running start I'm
a little hefty you got to run a little bit how far they're in order to come on
bring it no too early too early come on you got to do it later right when we're
touching tips come on bring it I can take it I can take it way too early
come on come on now when I'm face down in the dirt you gonna walk up you gonna
go ahead and cuff me.
Oh, too quick.
Now I gotta be a little bit like this.
Hit and tackle.
Oh, shit.
Oh, go for cuffs.
Yeah, and I gotta wiggle, I gotta shake out,
I gotta shake out.
And then I can break cuffs,
and I can run away from you.
And you gotta do it again.
But then I tackle to you.
And I'ma put you in cuffs.
Now you gotta shake it, you gotta shake it.
Don't let me cuff you.
Nice! Now on the third one of these it's a guaranteed cup so people aren't gonna
be a desist or handcuffs so we got to keep on chasing them. Now I would tell
you the best thing for you to do is is to always keep that taser out when you
try to handcuff somebody because while you're running and trying to tackle them
you can always sneak in and...
AHHHHHHHHH!
Just like that, you learned it so good!
Aw shit!
Son of a bitch!
Now you got me handcuffed.
Now, let's say I'm walking around and I'm ignoring you,
you're gonna have to escort me.
And I don't mean put me on a corner.
Now do you know how to escort?
I think it might be a G muscle.
Maybe not.
It might be something different.
I'm not not really too sure which you maybe go back in
Think about you come up to me with your K muscle
Hit me with that K muscle see if that was a promise you it ain't bad hold up
All right, go take a look go take a look. I'm gonna take a little gander. Yeah, you're looking for escort
Not the ones in Vegas, right? Yeah, not those not the
Those aren't that bad though, you know what I mean there it is
Now you're gonna take me over there it is they're gonna take me over that car
They're gonna third eye that car and you're gonna see seat and vehicle it's gonna let you pick your seat
I'm gonna say watch your head as you put me in a car
Now get in there!
Beautiful!
Now I can't do Jack-Dick until you get me out.
And if I've learned a couple things, the last thing you ever want to do is smother a car
in gasoline when someone's in the back handcuffed, unless you're trying to do that, because they're
fucking dead.
Now get me out the car and take me out of the cuff, same way.
Just get, just get, hold on there.
Yep, come on, you got this.
Same way you put me in, you're going to get me out.
Come here.
Beautiful.
Now you go walk up to me, you're looking at me the same way you've been doing, and you're
going to get an unhand cuff or an un-cuff.
Take care.
I'm going to take care of you.
There it is.
Boom.
Now I think the only thing I miss telling you is when you're going for cuffs or when you're
going for tays, just make sure you announce it.
Going for cuffs or going for tays!
Something we have to do legally.
They can sue us if we don't do that.
that so we just got to make sure we do that all right going for cuffs going for
tape there it is it gives them that last ditch opportunity to change their life
and to to accept that they're getting the rest now let's check these assholes
same way just gonna go up to them let another get in search search that person
look for anything more than five fish
All right, pork rangers are here pork rangers reel it in we are doing fish chicks
This chicks fish chicks. Oh, hey, wait a minute. I know these two fellas
Howdy, I made a little bit it
Hey
He's got a nice...
Oh my God!
He's got a nice...
Oh my God!
Oh!
I need you to bring out a wild shell.
Yeah, I'll fit.
I think I'm good.
I think I got bit by a rattlesnake up in the hills.
For helping me out.
You get up there.
You keep fishing.
by the way I know you don't recognize me without my name but how do you do a thing?
My hands are going to wander out here, it's hard out there, it's hard to laugh.
They haven't announced the winner of the mayor, they haven't announced who got mayor yet.
I'm just trying to make money.
I'm also starting a real estate agency.
I've been looking for some money to help start up our business.
So hopefully I can get rich and I'll let you bet.
Yeah, right now I'm just looking for people that want to help with money.
And if people can't, no big deal.
But down the line, we'll be looking for investors for sure.
Okay, let me get your number.
Have I got it yet?
I got a 911 call.
Now let me hang this up.
It can't be an emergency fucking.
I think we traded numbers at the Ulu Cafe, but we can double check.
Do I have your number?
Make sure you go put those in your vehicle now, you can't have more than 500 persons.
I got it, yes ma'am.
Okay.
Yeah, if you hear anybody-
I got a sick.
Yeah?
Park rangers, off-road vehicle got upgraded to a convoy, got that?
Yeah.
We patrolling, we patrolling.
Make sure you check this one, Cozo.
Make sure he ain't got too many fish on him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This gentleman here with the chain on him?
Yeah, yeah, check him his way.
This bad shit keep an eye on the ranger bro, that's impossible to miss
What the hell?
What do you mean?
He couldn't miss water if you fell out of a side of a boat
What the hell?
What is that?
I don't know, let me check the other side
Are you the reason why there's a meat shortage at the moment?
I've been hearing like cable ins and that is one of the meat shortage
Wait, sir!
No, but I need to talk to him
But I will
I will send you to the Lord, okay?
Legal
So, are you here?
Are you here?
You got a bunch of people in your vehicle before you get in line there, so...
You're sure? I'm going to do a run out.
Did you hear that, Buston?
Really? They scared the animals?
Yeah, they're passing out when they're hunting certain animals.
I don't want to have this kind of enjoyment if you want to go back to the real world.
Lucky I'll show you my kittens.
The restaurants are having a really hard time keeping enough meat because the hunters are having such a good time.
Man, I'll keep a lookout.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
I'm gonna slide this one. Yes, please
My stepping away from the
That was good work. That was good work
You need to scare some man you let me know I'll get them out there for you busting. All right sounds like a plan
What do you plan on doing with all this meat here, sir?
Well, you know I have to use that when I get somebody in prison. I'll make sure I give you
Shit the cops are here
more fish than you put in the car sir.
Oh it's just Rocky.
There you are.
I gotta shake it.
Happy fishing yo.
I have a question.
Thank you.
Well if Phoebe can filter all your questions okay we gotta go back out there people are
breaking the law.
Alright.
Come on cousin.
It was pleasure meeting y'all.
Trying to work this weight off.
Alright alright nothing this time.
Two energy drinks.
Really?
you're wired. That's what I'm talking about. So now that area, that area, a lot of people
are pretty legal. That area, you ain't really gonna run into too many people that are breaking
the law. But this next area, let me tell you something. We're gonna find somebody breaking
the law. Now the big thing to look for is, is the first person to move when we pull up
to these areas that's usually the one who's scared shit this and it's trying
to get away from us all right all right now I'm gonna give you keys I want you
to drive up to where I'm about to paint okay you're gonna see it on your map to
drive you'll be fine you'll be fine get up on in there you're gonna go about
right you can go about about right over right around I'm lost shit one moment
where the hell's the damn is this the damn yeah I'm a market I'm a market
I'm looking I'm looking where's the damn right about right here all right get
us up in the trees right right there you see it all right I'm gonna go take a
take a tankle real quick.
Chad let me go pee.
I'd have pissed myself.
Jesus.
I don't know what could happen.
It's one of them coyotes.
Well.
Oh he's alive thank God.
My first day on the dive and I already killed a human.
All right.
Sorry, nature calls.
All right, sorry nature called I took a piss, but I parlayed it with the ship
I'll see you driving oh
Hit the brakes Jesus, that's water. Holy shit
All right
All right, listen flex your H muscle cut the lights are gonna see us
All right, you see that you see that water right over there
to the right you see all them cars look come here i gotta turn off the tunes yeah here get out get
out get in come over here and look oh yeah there's a couple people over here here take this camera
right here and take a look for yourself what's going on
I phoned I'm having a hard time but it's not out oh just pull it out again take
your phone out and then put it away alright there you go here we just head
on over there I'm already locked locked in locked in yeah let's go now you can
play music on the end of the car for us both to hear as well. Let me put some
music on for us.
Oh, they don't have the ranger anthem on here yet.
Where's OTT's music?
I
Nice
Oh bad news they last when they saw shit
Yo
You seen any you seen anybody over here
No, just listen, just go ahead.
I'm gonna send people in.
Are you eating again?
No, I'm not eating again.
Keep them on check, cuz they'll keep them on check.
There's a car, there's a car bugging out of here. Get in!
Show me the way, dude.
Get in! Go get him, Rocky!
Black car, two-door.
That's what we're looking for. That's who just got out of here.
out of here quick not good not good
NO!
Now it's almost done!
Holy shit!
Whee!
I almost died!
I fucked you did die.
You flew out the dam!
Good thing I'm nimble.
We might...
OH!
They done got you didn't they?
Yeah, they got my pressure ball hung up.
That'll happen.
We've all been there.
Alright, well that fishing spot's the one where there's a lot of people at, but you
want to go see the other police station?
I love nothing more.
All right now
Or sorry you about to see there's a these are all the city folk. Okay, this is the
They think they're all cold and sweet because they got some nice up-to-date
Police station with bunch of high tech. He but G but they're a bunch of bitches. Okay, you just remembered that they're gonna try and sway you
But they have a bunch of bitches
I'm already getting pissed off just thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah. That's my life. That's my life
My textures are a little weird right now feels like I'm inside of you seeing putty
I'm saying more than putty. All right, let's do this. We got to extend your texture budget. Let's go up into your red
Go up into your sheds. We're gonna go on over the graphics
And you'll scroll down to extended texture budget and max that motherfucker out
Perfect yeah, you everything looking better. Oh, yeah
all right wonderful now we don't respect them so let me just go ahead and park here
all right let's go on
so I think they called it bless you bless you sorry let me get a little
draft of that. Hey, what are you eating? Was that double cheeseburger plain
mustard ketchup on it? Lord's try, Lord's I cope.
The old bowling chain, you know, she made chili again for the third time this week.
Yeah, I hear that. I hear that. Chili does go right through me too, but man, chili is
so damn good. All right. So this is the other police department. It's a little bit larger
of the Norse, but sometimes size little bit. It's just a little bit. Sometimes it does
it better. Five star hotel restaurant bits. Yeah. Yeah. Man. Yeah. Do all that. But you
know what it is. They're stealing all the tax money. That's what the same. This is what
I've been saying. This is what I've been saying. You know, I used to be a chief of this place
back in the day. They stay cheap damn or what happened? Yeah. Crack cocaine. Crack cocaine.
Hell of a drug man. Hell of a drug. Hell of a drug and hell of a time. Hell of a drug and hell of a
time. This is where they are. My six wife couldn't handle my crack addiction and fortunately had to
give you had to give her the slip. Yeah. I was like. Hey, hey, hey, come on man. Square
Where are you gonna hit me for free come on?
Sorry, I get riled up. I know they got this high tech door system
Yep, see you later
Listen, you can keep me in here. That's fine. Did you know that you can take look at this?
I can take a shit in peace
What they got privacy stuff a privacy stalls in here. They'll you don't even got that in the bush
We gotta pee in the trees. I'll tell you something cuz these are damn criminals. We're arresting
I know they got a better shitter than I do. I know
He's never dickless
Make that make sense. Hmm. It's just makes me sick. This place makes me sick
Yeah, it's cool and it's nice and it's clean and they don't got somebody whose name is squirrel who?
takes cheeseburgers and puts them in his pocket just for later even though they're
six days old and it's kind of nasty and he smells bad but I don't know where I
was going with that. You feel that? Yeah, it's just kind of you rambles all right now.
Yeah. Do that from time to time. This place has air conditioning too. Shit.
I don't know. Well, I think I'm gonna be honest that's as much as I've known about this place.
I ain't never really seen seen over here. Yeah, you want to take a you want to find
the chief's office and take a shit in it I have a better idea if we see him why
don't we fucking kill him what's this this is their forensic oh I bet they
need to keep this forensic place clean let's go take a shit in there yeah
I'll take over here.
Alright, you take a shit in there.
Alright, hold me closer.
Squeeze my hand. Squeeze my hand, cuz.
It'll show. It'll show. It'll show.
This is probably where they sanitize.
Hey, I think they're gonna need a bit bigger hazard bucket after that one
Is it pee how do I
How do I pee let me see probably get out of here this yeah, yeah, let's get
Come on, let's get out of here this way this one
Wait, what's through this door? Is this how we get out?
Aha!
I'm gonna go back here with all these posters and shit.
I know, this place is good.
You got some tape?
Oh, late!
I own a hand job from one of my ex-girlfriends, had to cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn
bucket.
He he he he, what's in the box? It's my penis.
It was a sexual assault?
Got arrested for my...
Three weeks, two.
That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
Alright, so this is, like I said, that other police station.
Right there, that's the courthouse.
You want to see something that will blow the dick from your body?
Let's see.
Stop J walking!
Sorry about that.
Come look at this place.
has got a little zest to him
I need to speak to the rangers
What's going on?
Oversized load, the only load that you ever shot oversized was in your mama last week buddy
Hey mama!
Whoa, whoa!
Come down now with your big old titties, man I'm about to slap you with the nipple itself
Slap me with the nipple?
Do you hear this?
Just a prop! Just a prop! Just a prop! Just a prop! It was a prop! We are currently in...
Hey listen everybody, it's a prop. Mr. Ninja, okay? It's a prop. Everybody just calm down, okay?
We know you're going to be a mayor. Alright? We know you had a great career and everything. Listen.
This mother fucker get in get in time to go to prison
Yeah, that guy's name is his name's ninjee's running for mayor that's what he goes by it's his nickname
This guy's going to prison. Yeah. Yeah, I could agree more
Yeah, now remember this is the guy we hit and he's gonna say I did it cuz I did it because you hit me
We just gonna deny those allegations. We're gonna send him to prison. I'm good. I'm good
The vehicle
That's what I call pit there
One more barrel roll, one more, one more, bam!
Get ready, get ready, get off of it, go get him!
Go get him!
Get his ass!
Hands up right now, you're going to prison!
You done messed up now!
You done messed up!
No, no, no, no, I don't think I want to...
Get his ass!
Hands up right now, don't do anything else.
If I had a muscle to do that, what would it be?
What would it be?
It's going to be your A5 muscle right now.
Okay, all right.
Daisy!
Donker Cubs!
One nineties half.
Sure, you had the right to remain silent.
one nineties have sir you have the right to remain silent anything you say
can and will be used to get you in a court of law give the right to an
attorney if you don't have one could be provided by the state you understand
these rights as well well well well let's say this was a trend trap man this
This was entrapment.
I don't remember anything.
What was entrapment?
I don't know.
I just got ran over by a clock.
What?
The Uber?
Ran over.
All I saw was you trying off the interstate, buddy.
Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Corrupt cops.
Corrupt.
Corrupt cops.
That's not how I remember it.
I don't remember doing any of that stuff.
I want a lawyer.
I'll get you, Lord.
That's no problem.
And no problem at all.
And we're going to have to go up to the bush.
Let me get some tunes going for us all.
Now, wait a minute.
You guys seem like reasonable gentlemen.
Yeah.
Yeah, we are pretty reasonable.
Wouldn't you say so, guys?
I would say so, yeah.
We're pretty reasonable.
Is there any way we could get out of all that, though?
Go red tape and whatnot?
You know what I'm saying?
You see this guy in the back seat here?
He thinks that he's going to prison.
He thinks that if somehow he has a double cheeseburger extra sauce in the back pocket right now, we'll
let him go.
Can you believe that?
Yeah.
This guy thinks that he has a couple sodas and a monster that we're just gonna let him
walk free.
Hey, I got one song for you son of a bitch.
Turn this jam up!
We robbing everybody!
I
That was good! That was good!
Ha ha ha ha!
That was the last part!
You have no idea what that last part was going to be.
Okay, alright.
Listen sir, alright, let me stop the music.
Let me stop the music.
There's plenty of words that arrive.
Plenty of words.
Get the hell out of the way!
That's those city police.
ah guys it might be hurting back here a little did he just die cause do we
kill another one you didn't say nothing you didn't say nothing let's get into the
horse middle sir do you require medical
yep we're gonna get you medical there no problem he should have said we should
I said something! We asked him if he needed medical multiple times. Didn't you hear that, cousin?
What? Recall that?
No, I didn't. I said it. You need to open up your damn ears.
I'm related. I'm related. He's pretty flexible.
He is. Did you see him fly out of the car and slingshot back and go in the backseat? That was amazing.
Oh, we got a medical emergency here.
Alright.
pull him from the seat cuz oh oh I pull him now carry him with a little bit of
love think about think about flexing your sea muscle cuz that he like that
hey flex your seat yeah there he goes
It's really okay.
It's gonna be okay.
Put him up next to that desk.
You go check in with old Nancy.
You go ahead and drop him right there.
Oh shit!
Check in with Nancy Dameron.
There's more where that comes from.
Check in.
Check in for Trima.
I got a little bitch that got hurt.
What the hell are we doing?
How are you doing EMS, how are you doing?
Sorry about everybody, give me just one second.
Oh
Everybody we're sorry
Hey guys, so
Yeah, I think he they're currently glued together. I think
Nancy and Nancy's playing that trick
What can I say about 1690 with the 95s?
I told you not to be doing that.
It's a waste of you know.
Do think around here.
I appreciate you, brother.
You want a raw doggie?
Bless you.
I'll roll a dog.
Open mouth.
Oh.
Bro, he's a natural, huh?
Oh, they're Jesus, man.
Child, can I wash this down with the crack?
I mean, I'm sorry, with the Coca-Cola.
I'm in my place in there to open it.
I have no nails.
Whatever rangers do, rangers do it.
Just do it outside the hospital, all right?
All right, are you eating?
Looks like you're eating.
No, no, no.
OK, all right, there we go.
How you feeling now?
I'm feeling good.
Not you.
I'm feeling like I'm eating.
You're so kind of.
I'm looking like a middle-aged woman.
Thank you.
You're fucked.
Appreciate it.
Now, this is why I love where my tax daughter developed.
Well done, everybody.
appreciate you guys seeing this other 95 right here
oh here we go yeah
here you go i'll hand him over to you what
are you sure your games are okay
Oh, let me I'll take him over to dancing watch because of
Okay
Guys I saw
That's what we call Manson, huh?
Oh, we call her Manson, okay.
That's what we call Manson.
What do they teach you to say?
Well, let me tell you now, me and my partner here, he saw the whole thing. He can vouch for me.
And he has no reason to not vouch for me.
This man was flying on the interstate, took a nose dive about 12, 12 stories down,
exactly into the waterway, and landed.
You know how many people you could have hurt, sir, doing that?
Yeah, they broke the law.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Oh, it's exactly how it went down.
It's exactly how it went down.
You should have thrown the book at him.
Thank you for shoving that IB broken down.
That wasn't IB broken down.
You better start dropping better there, Captain Thimble Shit.
You hear me?
Jesus Christ.
Can you just stretch your toes for me, please?
Like, fantastic warm-up moves.
Is it working? Are they moving?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You didn't scream an agony right?
I did, I may have shit myself though
Well, if I could hit the ball for me, you may have shot it
Oh, shit
That'll happen, that'll happen
And that has to be quite a lot recently
I'm sure the rangers can get you killed
You should come back for a checkup when that's here
The rangers have been very nice to me, I bet you they would
Now hold the fucking phone, chase something right now
I know it's a silver nursing home family treat
And perfect, you're the one that's supposed to be cleaning up by the fluids
I
Above there
Call the code brown I'm starting to smell
Unrelated am I allowed to have a one of these phone calls can I call in a cold brown at home?
Just what a nurse
I told you these people are the best in the business
How you feeling, you feeling anybody yet?
Um...
Is that the briefing kicking in?
He looks terrible
He absolutely can't get in that
Oh jeez
He looks a little pale, Doc
He looks like he's talking about my condition
Bring me up, you think I'm only a small little guy
while staring at your head, sir?
Oh, I can see the shit's going on
Oh he's moving, thank you!
Thank you much better. It's like you're throwing up a gang sign, but with a turd
Honestly, I think he's pretty fine. I'm just gonna nail here for a while until I think about my life choices
Alright, well that well for Jesus. He could be here all day at this point, you know
Yeah, once he's ready, we'll get him all
Proud to say that she has a male nurse as a son
Is this a 95% or 47%?
Yes sir, 95%
I don't think he has his arms back there voluntarily
Is he ready to be stabilized, Ranger?
Yes sir
I do think I got some poo on my handcuffs, I just won't worry
Damn it, I can wash those
Yeah, you sound like that
I'm just fine, do pay your phone away
Yeah, I actually...
I think those are my cousins' handcuffs, that's fine, they'll deal with it
Oh guys, good thing news, my heart started to get free.
That's beautiful. That's good. That's great news.
My handcuffs have the fuzzy little pink stuff around them.
You gonna grab your hand?
They ain't pink no more. They're gonna be brown.
Okay.
I'd like to Titanic on free. I'm Roses Jack the make of man.
Oh. Never let go.
Never let go.
I'm just gonna give you a little bit of a nice pack as well, right?
back as well right? I mean before the rangers take over here. Thank you very much. They've been
treating me very poorly. We've been treating you what now? When I did die in your care.
Get your ass over here. We'll get them out of here everybody. Thank you so much. You as well.
Shit, I'm sorry you're me you son of a bitch
Out of everybody
Where'd he go? Oh, he's in my hands. It's alright. Yeah, it's a little bit. It's a little
I
Kids oh you can't see shit. All right. Get cuz up. Let me walk him back in real quick. I'll walk him right back out
He's having some sin issues I'm having some sanity issues right now
Let me know when you can start seeing again. Okay, okay? All right right now. Okay?
Yeah, go with your back exactly. Thank you. Thank you everybody. I was having a little bit of a psychotic break
Don't worry about that, I want to get that fixed.
Hell of a side effect.
The doctor's just told us to go for a ride.
I'm gonna get you on out of here.
Hey, you drive safe, sir.
Thank you for wiping my ass.
We got a smart ass here, huh?
Well, no, I mean, Jenny, when you...
Get a special bond with somebody who wiped your ass.
Alright, let me put you in the vehicle. Watch your head or don't. I don't care either way.
Oh Jesus.
Alright, we're gonna process you down here at OP Day, okay?
Alrighty, okay.
First time to prison?
Yeah, this is the first for me. This is the first for me.
Out of the way! Police coming through!
Got a clean record. Well, not anymore.
well don't you worry we're gonna hit you with the book okay we're gonna hit you
with one charge maybe nine and we'll get you out of here okay wait a minute
what I have to do for the one we're gonna let you know here's two all right
let me get you you don't get them out cuz I'm going to worry about hey I took
take care of him again.
Hell yeah.
Alright, this is good.
It's a learning experience.
Freak it both. Come on in.
How about that?
Shut your mouth.
I'll hold you the way I want to hold you.
I'm still down for that.
Alright, this is what you're going to do.
Bring them on over here.
I'll bring them to the corner of this table
right here, Cozo.
I'm being processed. I'm gonna issue this mugshot board to you
Alright go ahead walk on over to that wall
Camera one we're gonna line up with this camera right here
Okay, I ain't gonna face towards us cuz I'll come use your third eye come take a look at this camera right here
You see that
I'll say it now go ahead and access that take a picture of him. All right
Now turn to your left
Am I looking thick in this outfit good there you're looking beautiful sir. Thank you good now turn to your right
Do you need to tell my left and right cheek apart all right wonderful good. Okay. Come on this way
I'm not too sure how to get that sign out of your hand, so we should keep it there for
Just keep it and that's how we know a hand where we can see him
All right damn it now you stay right there, don't you move? Oh, we almost hit me with that. All right
Come here, because I'm happy to be trying to break out a
Now handle the paperwork by what you do you I want you to see me handle it, okay, so you're gonna think about flexing your T muscle
I can't read I know I
Then just look at the letters and hopefully you understand them like hybrid lifts. Okay. All right. All right flex your T muscle
Just type in slash mdt
Now you're gonna see a bunch of shit you ain't gonna understand what's going on, okay?
But all you need to do is look at the recent activity. You see that left side?
Now I'm gonna make a report by at the left column where it says records where it says reports
I click on that you don't need to do this
I'm just gonna show you that you hit new report top right again
You don't need to click on that now once you create a new report
You're gonna go down and you can look at this report by
Let me see here real quick yander go at the very top hit that plus symbol where you see those little things are being started
and click on Sub Bussin. What's up? Click on reports and then you're going to see a new
incident report. Click on that. You can see my name, Sider B, is who started it. I see
it. Do I open it? Yeah, go ahead and open it. Now you'll see that there's a lot of like,
there's nothing on this report. It just has to like when the date was made and all that
stuff. Now we're going to go ahead and add suspect. So I'm going to let you do this.
going to add suspect. All right. I mean, his state ID is going to be one second. It's going
to be 64446 64446. Chubby Chuppertons. There it is. Hey, stop talking to the police. All
right. Now you see how his name's there. You're going to go ahead and hit add charge. And we're
We're gonna hit him with an invading charge.
So go at the very top, top and invading.
So there's no water in the bowl,
you can't drown yourself.
And we're gonna be hitting him with the one on the right.
$160 with 10 months, go ahead and click on that.
And then you're gonna hit done at the bottom right.
Done.
All right, now we're gonna inform him of his charge, okay?
Come on, you can go ahead and close that up.
Open it the same way whenever you need to.
All right, Mr. Chubby Chubby,
then come on over here, Jackass.
All right, Charlie, I'm taking another dookie.
All right, listen, obviously we're at the courthouse.
We saw you slam our vehicle, we pursued you,
we told you to stop, we lit you up with lights and sirens,
you kept on running, okay?
You're going to be getting hit with just one charge
of evading, how do you plead to that charge?
You know, there's a lot I could say right now.
Yeah, I'm gonna say.
How do you plead to that charge?
Holy fuck, shit, there's going to be a big guilty case.
Okay, wonderful, we all heard it, he's that guilty.
He's that guilty as fuck?
Now, because though you're gonna open up that empty T again,
you don't have to top it in,
you just hit your T muscle and then you up arrow
and it will pop right up in there
and you hit your enter muscle.
All right.
All right, now you're gonna hit book suspect.
Then under at the very top right,
you're gonna see pleat, put that as guilty.
Done.
And then you're gonna do,
we'll reduce this time and find by 5% on both sides.
What a respectable couple of officers here whatever
Take them take the red don't reduce it at all. Don't redo. He was
See you later
You first arrest
You want to go to the prison to go say hi to them while he's in there
We're going this is my cousin we don't do she's self what's going on Phillip my name is no nail Tony
I was born without an nails. This is one of them city cops no nail
What is your sir?
Damien Tinkerman Damien Tinkerman. How you doing Damien? That's a man you enjoying the force?
Listen, I tell you what we get free doughnuts, and I got myself a shot done day one. I'm having a great
Now this is my favorite part because when we go there he's gonna be serving time we're
gonna go talk shit to him.
Come on dude.
They do it.
Hey, turn on the music.
Play robin everybody.
Make sure whenever you put it on the music, if you want us both to hear it, once you click
on the music at the bottom right, you're going to see like it looks like a little tower.
Cook on that tower and play it to your vehicle.
And then I'll be able to hear you.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh, Bo!
Bo-do!
Yeah, we don't get paid!
All right, this is the prison.
He's currently running southbound on the freeway whilst he's currently cuffed.
Wait, what?
May I jump in?
Yeah, come on!
Yeah, so basically I tucked him as he was leaving after he hit me and he still cuffed.
Last I saw him he was climbing that hill there heading southbound on the freeway.
South point there's an escaped convict!
No he got released as I was cuffing him after he punched me.
Chubby jump him!
Somewhere along here Mr. Maddox.
Oh it's a different guy.
I left him here about 2 minutes ago.
Okay alright alright.
There kid he... boy he couldn't have gone far because he's fallen like crazy.
He tucked her shore.
Nothing in that bush, what about this bush?
Nothing.
I think he, I think he's gonna be right here.
Mr. Maddox, you son of a bitch, I said I'd get you!
No, he's not!
He could maybe he's up here
There's something for this what you saying looks like a fuck or something
Oh man, I don't know where the hell he is.
Oh shit!
Hold on, boys!
I'm just gonna buff that out like, don't you worry.
Damn it!
I think I don't know where the hell he went.
He had his hands on it. He was definitely caught as well.
So he's going to find someone to help him.
Yeah.
Just a matter of where is he...
See, the problem is there's so many damn bushes here.
I mean, he could be anywhere. What do we just get around it?
well you know the good news is is it's a it's a win-win for us when we find them
when we don't find them in the next two hours he's trying to make his way back
to the city while he's profusely falling and try to find somebody who can
unhank of them which he probably won't
hey fuck it well we'll stay on the lookout I don't think we're gonna find
them up in these hills though that's fair enough but we'll keep looking for you
we got a new shit hey we got a new guy in there what was his name tubby chubby
hold on let me check I guess names chubby you give him hell for us okay
chubby chubby chibberton yeah give him hell okay he is killed five people
He was a sultan's grandmom, grandmothers, you know, he was beating the hell out of them, robbing them of their candy in their purses.
And he's a, he's just, you know, he's beating his shit in public multiple times.
I'm stroking it too.
Motherfucker, yeah, you can trust my mom.
Okay, let him have it.
Careful, he actually bought one piece of it, you know what I mean.
Yeah, he bought it.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Head on a swivel.
Yeah, yeah.
Have a good one.
All right.
You as well.
What a nice feeling.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, we didn't go in there, but I think he's going to give him hell himself.
Now, if you want, we can jump on the radio.
We'll just have the, I'll show you how to turn the volume down, because there's going
to be a lot of people talking.
You want to jump on the radio?
I could you know I could go for a bite to eat you want to go get some food let's go get some food
You repair this car real quick it beat the all hell
You go for a chicken sandwich you snow guys ran a chicken shop named Balmora. She heard him
Hell didn't we go to I think we went to school with his sister or something didn't you?
Didn't you know his sister?
Definitely did some do his sister, but I would
Yeah! New Bernese then!
Hehehehe
Alright, let's go get some chicken
They got the clucking bell here still or no?
No, they got a whole little area
This place called
Oowoo Cafe
And then this burger shop
But I think the burger shop
Might sell a little bit of chicken
I'm not too sure
I
Could go for a burger I can go for some gator bites. Mmm. I love me some gator bites
go for some
Awesome, honestly, yes and squirrel on a stick. Yep
That's my favorite ain't nothing better than squirrel on a stick. Yeah, I just try to be picky, you know, I mean some rocky mountain oysters
You said yeah
You don't know what a Rocky Mountain oyster is
I don't it's the testicles off of a bull deep fried. Hey watch this watch this
Slow it down slow it down
if you weren't speeding that wouldn't have happened so that's how you do it huh
yeah yeah I could have I could have pulled him over you know but instead I
say but now you do got to be careful okay because you can and you will get
soon and we've ran into some nice people so far but you run into the wrong guy
like the guy you pointed a gun at you did you know that guy is running for mayor
he's about to make all the decisions for everybody you don't say yeah that was
that filler was what happened yeah that'll happen look it was a toy gun for
sure exactly exactly it was that we were launching an investigation on how
people feel when guns are aimed at them to help us pass legislation that's what
What was that?
A lucky plucker.
So this is the south side. This is where all the gangsters hang out.
Gangbag and gangsters. All right now. Is this where the food's at though?
It's where the food's at. We're gonna walk up in there right now.
Oh, looks like one of our rangers are up there.
How you doing?
I'm doing pretty good job. I like your jumpsuit looking pretty fine. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
You selling any dope?
No, no, I don't even have any dope to sell, even if I want to.
It's exactly what somebody who's selling dope would say.
I got some loose change, a pocket watch, some soda, and some rations.
That checks out.
Hey, you have a great day, sir.
You be careful now.
Yeah, it is called K buns. K buns
Yeah, I'm kind of just wandering around like digging through dumpsters and stuff
So that's the way to do it. That's how the homeless hang out
Yeah, exactly. I am kind of homeless right now, but it won't be like that forever
No, no, I don't expect this to be giving you any of those needles or something and whatnot or other
That's exactly and we will arrest you
I'm right, looks like K-Buns is open, as well as Oowoo.
I'm hungry to tell you good.
I ain't nothing better than a cheeseburger.
Well shit, turn me over sideways and call me Granddaddy, looks like Fatty's eating
again.
Hey, Bustin.
LION!
IS THAT YOU?
Who the fuck is this?
Rocky was saying your cousins here who's this fucking yeah my name is no nail toning
You better mind your tongue when you talk to me I have my buddy here spratting you because I can't
Hey Busty, can you be a fucking for real man?
You let anyone fucking run these days?
You don't know what you're talking about right now. Now. This is no nail Tony infamous infamous
No, no Tony. He's arrested more people
You see this guy on my face I used to whistle gators and you think I'm afraid of
a good boy after coming in here, you must fashion shit and I'll take you out back
so fast.
You sound like you got food in your mouth for the fifth time.
Hey Rocky Rocky, hold me back Rocky.
Don't do it.
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, come down.
It's gonna be okay.
Why didn't you find?
Give me one reason why I didn't shoot this guy in the face, right?
Don't do it.
Hey, don't you pull him out now!
Give me one reason I'm being blasted!
If you guys pull him out of the line,
that guy's constantly...
Look, he's coming for something!
I'm not talking physically.
He's fat asses.
Look...
If this is your cousin and you vouch for him, then...
Fine, I'll let him rock my hair.
Or else I don't snip that shit if he acts out of line.
Yeah.
This Joe Burt motherfucker talked to me like that again
because you
All right, listen guys we are
We're all Rangers okay everything's fine if things fine we got a meeting after this you know me alrighty
Well, we'll figure everything out alright, but the remember the true. Oh
Damn look at that shorty inside y'all. Is that granny?
I
Oh, you're a ruthless little one.
That's right.
Dude, you got the donut on your belt?
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, OK.
Look at that.
Hey, hey, hey.
Look at this fucking stuff back over here.
Hey.
Go get his ass.
I'm around.
All right.
If your boys get hungry, bring it on down.
We all, we would love to get some cheeseburgers, Granny.
Good to see you again.
Oh, my goodness.
Boston is good to see you.
Where you been?
Vietnam, it's nice this time of year.
Yep.
I listened to your new song. It was...
Hey man, I listened to your new song. It was damn good.
Oh, which one?
Uh, the Ranger one and then we were...
What was the one we were listening to on our way here?
We were just up and get paid.
Oh, yeah.
And we're gonna get paid!
The other one?
Damn, it's damn good.
Damn, it's damn good for that one.
Granny, I'm gonna be honest. We are kind of poor if we could get a your favorite people discount that'd be real nice
Now you know typically I don't do stuff like this, but yeah, I'll just go ahead and pay for it myself
Oh, okay. I'll have nine BBL combos
Oh
Thank you so much you say something back there
He got jokes, he got the jokes.
Yeah, I gotta eat first.
You look like I have no energy, fella.
Yeah, I have one of these, man.
Maybe it'll give you some energy, buddy.
I appreciate you, man.
Yeah, you know you're on my good side now, fella.
Appreciate you.
Thank you, Grandfather Prize.
All right, there you go, son.
Oh, I think I got your soda.
All right, does he have soda?
You mind opening the soda for me?
All right, well, huh, Buster, I gotta give you this.
Thank you so much.
I'll have a cup of coffee before you, right?
Thank you. Greatly appreciate it man. Thank you. Thank you, thank you
Thank you. All right. Hey, that boys. Thank you so much granny. We'll be back
Yeah, I was I was wanting to uh
I wanted to talk to you. I think we should talk.
I should try to figure out the casino.
One of the fans person at the back.
I really try to make the perfect match.
Come jump in the car with us. Come on.
Y'all be careful though, all right.
I don't need no...
Hey, how's it going guys?
Fucking beautiful bees.
It's good to see you, Mr. Zakey.
yeah yeah a lot of sexual tension a lot of sexual tension yeah yeah let's get the
hell out of here
watch me stand and always be ready always be ready
oh Jesus I tripped I tripped
yeah of course Rocky get in and pound that shit
I'm a Turkish hair doctor. I'm sad to inform you that your operation has been delayed.
Tony, thank you for the fiver. Spass, thank you so much. Thank you so much for the foremuch.
Real tight. And you tell. Thank you for the subs. Thank you for the big sub over on YouTube.
Thank you for the love, man.
Matthias, main table, thank you.
Out of the way, out of the way.
All right.
My buddy here is tone deaf.
He couldn't hear me.
Hey, you lucky.
You lucky.
I can't hear nothing.
I'm deaf.
So, Lyon, what you thinking, man?
What's going on?
I feel like we got a real opportunity to hear
with this casino when the grand opening happens.
I want to try to figure out when the grand opening is
really I feel like we got to take command of it man I feel like previous
casinos too much too much bad shit happens in them yeah maybe our domain yeah
imagine how much money we can steal I mean make exactly counting cards ever
since I was seven years old.
Yeah, that's the real deal.
Oh, really?
You left with your mom, went to the casino?
Oh, my grandfather did.
How's he doing?
Did.
Yeah, he was out from a walk on a bus.
I got his fly on him.
He literally taking the same joke I just said.
I'm about to.
All right, lock it in.
Let's lock it in.
All right, it's original.
It's a lot of fun.
All right.
So how we so what what's the steps?
What's the steps to getting in to the casino early on that's the question
Yeah, it's well, there's not really much to see it's just like some it's one big open and we go over there
Open lines headlock this poor guy his head just keeps
What's that baby?
What?
No, I'm on good right now.
I'm just hanging out with Ty and Jack right now.
Jack, how is Ty liking it?
Liking it, I think.
You're going, how are you?
Are you going, going?
Oh
That's a good boy. I know he's like he's bad
We're robbing everybody
Robin everybody
Where the hell did line go?
You know line used to be a mayor
You're shitting me. Yeah used to be a mayor of this city
way back in the day
you wanna have a bottom persons?
he is, yep
you can't trust him as far as you can
you know what Rocky, you know what we gotta do
we gotta take him fishing
yes
but the real fishing
hahaha
oh there he is
here comes pretty boy now
fucking city man pissing me off
it happens, it happens
happens in it all right let's head over to the same though is this guy a
Tuesday or whatever has even gotten a real hunt a real chase yet he has a
Tony and I swear to swear to the Lord above if you ain't man God bless you
my name one more fucking time I'm gonna peel that smile clean off your face with
Oh my gosh.
Hey man.
Oh my gosh.
You think Rocky's gonna meet us at the Nino?
Wait, Rocky popped?
Oh my gosh.
I mean he popped like half a block back.
Alright, we'll go over there.
I don't know what happened.
Man, imagine if we own this.
Arrange your Nino.
Hmm
We're like an entry fee or something like we charge at the door bustin. Oh, yeah
Maybe maybe we stored them for security an area. Oh, there you go. Well, listen, we're the law
All right
We gotta be we gotta be a little bit snakeier than a than a entry fee, right that a cover charge at a casino
No, we don't ask yes, but do
No, we need to be getting in charge here with the people up top need to be skimming some of the money
That's what we need to do
Sorry, but the Italians did
Not go to prison. I got a better idea gentlemen. Why don't we get why don't we?
Get all the Rangers together and we can eventually plan some sort of Ranger poker tournament charity tournament right with a non
non-profit right
But at the end of the day, we just pocket all that shit
Yeah, we disappeared go to Mexico. Yeah, I was gonna say I like the idea that but if one ranger snitches
Yeah, you haven't you haven't met Dennis with a bottom yet, huh? Oh
Worm. Worm is dumb enough to fucking...
Hey, hey, who the fuck is trying to get in our car?
He's fucking stealing.
Oh shit, alright.
He's in our car!
He's the fastest I've ever seen that man run.
That's the lane.
I'll handle this, gentlemen.
Hello, guys! How are you?
Hey, Slane!
How are you, guys?
I tried sealing your car just as you know like a a safe the demon a demon
Demond
Demond demonstration demonstration demonstration demonstration
But how are you?
I didn't see you sir. It's been a while. That's what the problem signs you fixed my phone
This is 911 busting speaking if it is an emergency press one
If it is a non-emergency press 2 if you are dying currently and need an instant
assistance please scream on the line.
You might get a virus.
Oh yeah.
Is it foreign being a little bit slowly?
Hello.
How can I help?
I was kidnapped.
Okay.
Where are your kidnappers?
Are they still kidnapping you right now?
I don't know.
I was in a car and then pushed out and then I was in a car and then I was in a car and
and then I was found by two people and now I'm at the police station
which police station?
um the one in the city next to the city hall
okay let me call that police department now come down and and take your take your statement
okay thank you so much
all right have a good day
bye
right now and you're not harassing me are you busting no no no we're hanging out
he's just going back from a long stretch you know he's trying to stay out of trouble
and now I see him yeah yeah I went to Bahama mamas without the mamas that'll
happen and share your card into my corona's dip in you you should see in there
you boys Jack the one that'll happen big share did you get it did you get the
number no names see yeah got it oh you haven't got my number hello this is Jack
line off a lot. Hey Jack. Jack line. Hi. Hi. I just want to check in. How don't you
get in on the experience? No, don't do that. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. When he's gonna
learn. Okay, go ahead. This is why God be careful with your phone. Hello. Yeah, it seems
Yeah, yeah, I can tell your phone is broken. Yeah, my advisory team down at the
Location will be calling in approximately 15 minutes. Just keep an eye on it. Just keep an eye on it. I'm sure
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, what's going on
His drums are not to be eradicated.
His phone, his phone is going to be even more eradicated.
I need $500 just as an investment for multiple SIM cards.
I don't.
$30,000 debt.
Real nice, real nice.
How do you have a $30,000 debt?
Well, before I went to Bahama mamas with the mamas,
I turned each of the five police officers,
RKO'd a judge in the middle of a bench file
Stole three police cruisers and had an altercation with Tommy Peter for time for fine
then
Blew up a judge I then
oil tanker the
I want you to be joker and then
and accidentally head it into 15 locals but it was an accident because it was a headache
on my phone.
Yeah, I'll give you the 500, what's your state of the...
No, I'm in debt so I need cash.
Alright, meet me at the bank, Celine, let me go get you, man.
See you in the bank.
Come on.
I know there's...
Well, there's some people that got issues with...
Right, right, right.
There's some people that got issues with another guy, he's, um, I think he's named...
I'm not advising him.
Let's get out of here.
All right, now I want to keep you buddy. You have a wonderful day. Yeah, pleasure meeting you too
Look, we'll see you out there in a poker tournament
I'm gonna give salam some money
Now listen
Salam is somebody you want to keep on your good side, okay? Because salam although doesn't seem
He is a powerful man. Where's the damn bank at?
I don't know where the bank is Selene.
Where's the ATL?
He pushes Selene, work those quads.
That one?
oh what happened to that it might be that
all right come here oh thank you so thank you so thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
No problem. No problem.
Have a great day.
All right.
I'm here.
Okay.
Obviously.
All right.
We'll call you.
I'm going to take that front seat.
I'm going to take that front stuff.
All right, Felix.
There's a picking order here, son.
Yeah?
You're at the bottom of it.
Oh, let me book this car.
Hold on.
Let me book this car.
I think we parked.
Wait, wait, wait.
It was an important question, actually.
All right, pull it over to the side.
Yeah.
Sir, step back into the vehicle.
Officer, do I look good?
Do you love my outfit?
Hello, officer.
No.
I have a question.
What?
Why?
Everybody, step away from the traffic stop.
It's cool, son.
Sorry.
Not the time right now, sir.
The Y get out of here.
Stay back.
coming to see some credentials
don't move
why i think of the twenty uh... buds
i can sure there are any crayons in here some shit
not that i don't see crayons by the way this is talking about it
this guy's unorthodox, most of it i like it
yeah he is
he's a damn good officer
All right, listen up son, okay?
We're gonna let you off with a warning and don't you be parking legally and in the opposite lane to travel no more, okay?
I'm the fuck yeah, all right. This is your only warning 50 yards of a frickin park
You look like shit
You guys, off the set!
Figure it out!
I think we gotta go 13 out of the way from that Harley.
Okay.
Hey, listen, no nail.
Yeah, I talked to him.
No nail.
Just a warning, all right?
They can get sued for lots of money.
There's the judges.
They don't take kindly to us, you know.
What'd I do?
You searched that man for no reason.
You're searching what he meant.
He was parked illegally.
What?
Did you see why he was dressed?
He just came from a kiddie park.
No, man. He should know something.
Bustin is the best at escalating situations.
But you can't go from the bottom to the top right away.
You gotta work it out of him.
You gotta let them trip over their words.
These criminals, they don't have stories.
They're not an alibi, so you gotta fade them into it a little bit.
You can't just immediately search him right there
And then next thing you know, we're we're sued for 600,000 and you're getting you're getting demoted to the LSPD and trust me
You don't want to be
Turn around return the money. No, that's why I cut loose. That's why
What you take
Let's take a gander here
No, no
Oh
Careful with this cousin
No, no, he's fine. He's not that bad
We did just rob somebody but that's fine
I got a warning though now you might be coming into the city with some big bridges, but I'll tell you they treat everybody equally
Yeah, listen, okay, hear me out.
There is a process, okay?
We can fuck everybody, but we gotta do it a certain way.
So like, for example, with that guy,
if we wanted to search him legally,
we would have to Terry Friskham,
Terry v. Ohio State Law,
that gives us the ability to frisk a suspect
for officer safety.
And if then he had like a gun or something,
we could then search him if it was illegal.
or we ride him a ticket and if he runs and we arrest him we search him then and then we steal
you know what i'm saying does he have uh does this does no they'll have a ticket book ready to go
where he does not have a ticket book just yeah we should go get him well let's go get him a ticket
yeah because i feel like that's the number one right now with you know with this city after the
great collapse and now the rebuilds starting for some of these guys they do a lot of petty crime and
You gotta kind of hit it out of him, you know?
Oh, don't you worry, he already got his first arrest.
What?
Yeah.
Tell him about it, no nail.
Busted.
Your cousin's a natural.
Oh, yeah.
Out of the way, out of the way, out of the way.
Somebody was just reckless driving, reckless endangerment.
Yeah.
Driving without a license.
Yeah.
And then he ran and we hit him with a baton.
Yep.
So we hit him with a book.
And let me tell you this too, no, now, shit's gonna start picking up here real soon, you know?
Yeah, you really did pick a good time because right now everybody's broke and poor,
but soon they're gonna be doing everything they can to make money, and that's when we strike.
Now, what are the legitimate ways of making a living around here?
Well, for us, we get paid by the hour, so you can go right now and go to your bank in your app,
and you'll see that you've made $500 and you've been paid by the state.
That's how we get paid. Everybody else, they got a fish,
they got a hunt, they got to do it legally, and, you know,
areas designated to do so. And if they don't, we arrest them.
So there's...
Oh, line. Do you have your head popped?
No, I'm here.
You cut out what you say
Oh fuck oh fuck
Oh fuck, uh, hey, hey, Buston, what happened?
Apparently someone told mr. Kaboom
That your cousin's in town and he wants to have a word with them at his business
What?
Did I fuck up again, cuz?
No!
This is gonna be like Vegas all over again, kid.
Well, we probably ought to go and see Mr. Caboon.
Do you want to give him a rundown on Mr. Caboon?
I know Lyon used to be in a sexual relationship with him.
Gazelle's around!
We're on our way!
Gazelle's the best officer this force has ever hired.
horses ever hired.
Now listen,
can you hear me now now?
I can hear you, I'm just,
what are the rules here, you know what I mean?
What's your name?
What's going on here,
when I'm meeting this Mr. Tank?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah, listen, just keep it,
just be respectful,
But also we're we're officers of the law. We need to respect this too. Okay, there's a middle ground now
He is his Puerto Rican. So you got to be careful. He gets all right up real quick
I think
I'm doing
Hey, we're doing good. We're doing good. What's the new ranger's name?
Don't know, man. My name's NoNail. NoNail, Tony. How you doing?
Hey, NoNail. I'm Barry. Erdick is down. Nice to meet you. Hey, welcome to Turkey.
What's up, Barry?
Ah, just out here living, beating people off, throwing them in prison for life.
Just living the best life.
Really?
Beat people off, huh?
Yeah. It's the only way, especially criminals.
I never thought about that we're gonna go show for it. Yeah, get in get in we're gonna head on over there
Well, give the force bud be careful. Yeah, we'll see you guys at shift change out of the way
My god
I'll never learn
Listen, Orca, yesterday I catch and release a bear, I was in the city, and there was a bear roaming through town, fromaging through the garbage cans and eating food.
Yeah.
So, obviously.
You ain't one of those bear clusters, are you?
Oh, heck no. I protected served animals with my life.
Except for the bear.
I caught him, and we bring him out, we bring him out, and I was going to catch and release
him, because he was rummaging through the city streets, and he started like growling
at me.
It almost sounded like he was almost saying word, but it was a bear, right?
I can't even say it was a mask, but you know, it was just brows.
Yeah.
I brought him out to the wild reserve, I brought him out to the wild reserve, and he was not
happy, and I let him go, and he took off running, and he slipped down with them slippery slopes,
He said he broke his neck!
That'll happen!
He's gonna cut him loose!
You know what I'll say we do?
I'll say...
Say the heading back to the city. I'll say we go fishing.
I love fishing.
Especially overfishing.
You got a... you got a spiked fox on you, Barry?
Oh... oh, I don't. I just got normal spiked.
That's a normal spice.
We're heading back to the bush. Everybody gets fight boxes.
Out of the way, piece of shit. Oh, I forgot what we were doing. Damn it. Shit.
Alright, this is what we do. We head to the city. We go have the meeting.
meeting and then we get spiked boxes and then we go fishing. All in agreement? All right.
Great plan, sir. I feel like a lightning bolt district chip of my penis, too.
Yeah, welcome to the force, son. You're gonna feel like that all the time.
Anytime you're feeling that sort of tingling sensations in your penis dip or your balls,
statistically speaking, it's a max win. You're two.
That parlay's about to hit.
Next time I feel that, be sure to go right to the casino.
There it is. All of them black, always.
Poor Levin. Levin is always hot.
Oh my God.
After a little first answer now, and after that one, it goes...
Jesus.
Jesus, you look slow!
We are so bad, we are so bad.
Oh my god, we've pretty much just been living in Sandy, out there in Grape Seed.
I'm not going to lie, and in the past like ten years of Barry's life, roaming around
the city, I've never really hung out in Sandy or Grape Seed.
And it's like, I just stay out there and feed off farmers and like, mmm, it's actually
pretty cool.
He and I run around and like, we rolled it up to people fishing in the state park yesterday.
They've been there for what, Barry?
Three hours.
The first guys in there for three seconds is great.
They caught one fish and we booked them for 120 months.
Oh my gosh.
It was awesome.
You know what we gotta do? We gotta go take ATVs in the state park
and we gotta go control that shit.
Oh yeah.
We could do that instead of fishing, maybe.
I'm having the state bringin' uh, re-breather's too.
So we can pop up out of the water and hop out, hop out of the fish room.
Oh my god, swimming down the canal?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Alright, let's do this shit.
No Nail, don't get scared.
Just follow, follow along.
I'm ready.
This guy's crazy, No Nail. These guys are crazy.
They own burger shops and Rumor has it that they...
Oh shit, my bad.
How did they put people in their burgers?
Yeah, they're freaks.
They're going to eat them all weeks.
It's like that TFC commercial, you know what I mean?
And they get the chicken or the guy
and they like the gravy and they turn into a chicken.
They're going to eat them all weeks.
God, I love chicken.
Yeah, I'm hungry, boy.
I know it's just like 30 minutes ago,
I could take some more chicken though.
And we can always take some more.
Hey, guys, took your wallets over here.
I'm going to be on some of your wallets over here.
Yeah, food's expensive if that does.
OK.
All right.
Took your wallet.
He can get a rematch.
We'll get him, boy.
Yeah, we'll trap him.
We're trying to take care of each other.
Those are the city counts.
Jokes on them.
My wallet's so far up my ass.
Ain't no way to get in there.
Is that fucking Dennis behind the counter working?
Yeah, he worked here.
Why is he sneaking burgers?
He sneaks burgers.
Who does he?
Guys
Dragon this is no nail no nail is a dragon
I do and direct match me if he ever offers you his famous noodles do not accept
Oh, come on a little bit of star fry. He don't want to know what he puts in that stir fry
We're having a meeting come on in with
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's that ass up there?
What are you doing in here, water?
He's let himself go, sir.
Are you back there sneaking burgers, Dennis?
No, I'm still lying to get it.
It's like a patty tot.
Dennis hasn't heard my new song.
Mr. Camping.
Is that you, big bus?
It is good to see you, Mr. Camping.
I thought you got lost up there in the mountains, man.
Got mauled by one of them tigers, them lions, them
fish and their lions.
It was that fishing trip he told me to go on.
the next thing I know I'm in Vietnam I didn't know where the hell I was.
Oh, it was one of those fishing trips.
Do you know how that goes? How you been? This is nice to establish me.
Listen man, are you trying to steal Dennis and I didn't need you to steal him?
There it is!
There's a lot of obviously benefits for him.
Yeah, chase as he's let himself go.
See what a bad logic. Do I got enough movement?
Yeah, that's understandable. That's understandable.
I said he's an animal, I said he's part of a...
...man who's gonna read you right now.
He's an orthodox, he's an orthodox.
This looks good.
Mr. Cabin, this is our new officer.
He's no-nail, he's my cousin.
Backwood with Virginia.
No-nail.
What?
He's a little bar-tongue, man.
He should look so small, isn't he?
He aggressive.
You gotta be careful.
He's like a little...
...a Wolverine almost.
Oh
See if you guys want to put up a couple big
Burger eating competition and celebration of a granny
Because later today, let's just say we got a little appointment scheduled for that. She's gonna be looking like a whole
I'm waiting for that. I'm badger than a rejuvenation machine
Merchant, you would oh, we're gonna do a BBL reveal party here at K-1's burger and host the evening competition
Well, if you guys want to come on down. Yeah, we'll stop by
I don't really know who would be good for that. I mean
Yeah, we don't really have any fat fat Rangers anymore. That's a thing. Yeah
We'll put warm up there for sure
He would swallow them burgers. He would swallow them burgers.
Hey, when's your next album coming out, Logic?
Shit. I don't know if I'll vlog it.
I'll grab some underground stuff coming out next week.
It looked like what Logic would look like if his underground stuff didn't go viral. You know what I mean?
Oh, fuck!
What time is that eating time for this, Mr. K-B?
Good one, Logic.
Dennis, what do you think of 100 burgers ready by?
I'm fucking you know
Won't you bring out some free burgers for the boys?
Make them the special ones
Dennis hold this big
Oh
Keep them bird is flipping John Wayne greasy
Well, I gotta take green down to the doctors get our surgery done. So I like an hour hour
I really have for do a little complication. All right. That's good
Love are you gonna you gonna stream it on the old life's invader hand my phone surgery my phone's going off gentlemen
I mean, we could stream the surgery
Or the eating competition
What's going on?
Oh stop raping!
Oh no
Did you click that fucking link?
I don't know
Thank you
You can hand me all the burgers
I'll hand them out later
I
Give me a second in here. Oh, cigarette's nice. Oh shit. Oh shit
It's a tree. I'll leave me a couple cigarettes. This is good. Ah
If you don't mind, can I just get one last photo for the road? How's that one taste there?
Wow, Jack, you're dirty dog. How's that one taste?
You're special. Oh
You should not have eaten that burger
Oh, there you go, Brandon!
Hey, you know when we throw your foot on the counter, that's a good one.
Lyon, what are you doing?
Yeah, let's get off the stove!
You heard the sound, right?
I haven't heard of this one.
I'm nervous!
I'll make one more meal.
You ready to line one in on this one?
I'll make one more meal.
You know Rocky's got the hardest shit in his life.
Richard!
He's making them burgers with his life.
I'm dying!
Do I get a meal here?
I need a combat.
Oh yeah!
You ain't ready for this, baby!
This baby
Can't even jump it on the bike
He smells like a virus
He's doing it
There's no one to presence
How's that horn?
The lead!
Fuck off!
When I caught you asking me, they didn't have for me, oh
When they see that lion on the belt, criminals they cry and ask for help
Me and Mary just throw him in the cell, these thugs like trophies on a shelf
I'm really enjoying, press myself, Park Rangers giving you the L
We the best on the line
Come on, don't let my soul in what you got, man
Can you mouth?
Oh, my god, yeah
I'm not even gonna beat the 295s out here
That's 10 of rest of the day
Damn it!
Nice to meet you.
Phil, I'll see you at the meeting later.
Hey, take care.
I'll get more of this.
Yes, sir.
Well, hot damn.
I've never been more only overstimulated a man.
Hey, you'll get used to it.
Listen, what happened to you?
Listen, I had to take the SIM card out of my damn phone,
because I didn't want to start fucking calling it.
Oh, you've had the virus. I hate that happen to me too. I mean
What the hell?
Did you say we have to go fight him and fix it?
Anyway, you could you could get it to stop. Yeah, I got you. Oh
Oh, man, that was good.
You did a great job.
Oh, sweet.
Why is Salim not calling me?
Salim!
Yeah, Salim, no nails is panicking.
I think his phone's got a virus.
He pulled the SIM card out.
Oh, they're telling that is the worst thing to do.
That's the worst thing to do?
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Tell him he needs to put the number back in. Okay, put the phone the phone same pardon then after that
Okay, okay
Everybody
Fucked up bad. No, now you got a console in now
Hello?
Uh, dead is?
Hey, yes, answer.
Climb in the trunk, Dennis.
Let's go give to you dressed up.
You're gonna have to hang up on me right away at the hell.
Oh my.
He tricked me to call me here with a knife.
Hey!
Oh, no.
What?
Get that fix before the damn storm.
Hello, this is the police, busting, spaking.
If this is an emergency, please press 1.
If it is a non-emergency, please press 2.
If it is a non-emergency, please press 3.
If it is an emergency, please press 4.
If it is an emergency, please press 5.
If it is an emergency, please press 6.
before the damn storm hello this is the police busting speaking if this is an
emergency please press 1 if it is a non-emergency please press 2 if you are
dying right now and need immediate assistance please scream on the line
hello I'm pressing 2 right now okay what's going on how can I help my
ambulance exploded right in between the courthouse and the pillbox and I need
I wanted to impound it for me.
Yes ma'am, we are on our way right now.
The Rangers are 76.
I love the Rangers. Thank you very much.
The link's up, it's dying!
Yes ma'am, on my way. See you shortly.
Bye!
Goodbye.
Oh, Salim, I will. He might, Salim, he might just not ever use his phone against Salim.
Yeah, tell Salim Bustin said to fuck off for a little bit.
I know it's
Puss in said
Fuck off Selene
For a little bit for a little bit just for a little bit
Hey, tell him I tell him I put it in and I called him and he didn't answer
Yes, ma'am hey somebody go and help her
Hey line
how we get this go ready oh I know just the way sir well do do it do something
nice like I don't want her to impound it yeah but don't do it like where she
can't get it back out
is there a way we can just do an emergency impound I don't think the city
functions like that anymore sir the MD Tizzle oh my god we're almost out
Damn it
Get out of here get out of here right now
All right, well, let me tell her
All right, I handles that problem
Okay, so we have somewhat of an issue pretty sure the the only way for us to
impound is if we put it for a traffic infraction now I don't know if that will
make it to where you can't get it out I'm not too sure I think it might you
might just be able to get it out later I don't know though would you like us to
may be called tow truck maybe he can help be lucky yeah all right let me see
you do that line you want to see there's any tow truck drivers around yeah
let me take a look also I think I just killed a guy who stole our car if you
wanted to render him some medical assistance at my feet.
Wasn't a good idea, huh, asshole?
What the hell?
I have a concussion.
There was a large explosion. Is this you again?
Oh, officer!
Is this who I think it is?
Holy shit, what the hell is this?
He just tried to steal the cars.
He didn't go up for them.
There was a big explosion.
Wait, I like missing it. This is very nice actually.
All right, do one of y'all want to take him to the hospital?
I'll take care of the EMS and I'll come grab you all, all right?
Beat the hell out of them too!
Alrighty, so I think this is the city's EMS, right?
Yes.
Okay, what I'm going to do is I'm just going to put it in for some bullshit and I'll give
you a ride to your garage and we'll try and see if it's there.
Yeah?
Okay.
the in-pound lot. Give everybody a listen. There's a lot of new people, okay?
All right. Okay, this is not the play. So everything, no matter what, it puts it
way for like time like 30 minutes 45 minutes so I think what I'll do is I'll
put it in for the 30 and it's gonna be a way for just a little bit okay
okay thank you very much all right thank you man
that's it hey what's going on okay can I just go through yeah yeah you're good
the fuck happened here she blew up oh damn it it doesn't work I can't just
am you know impounded so she gets it now has to report on it
I'm just going to just run there for a hashtag whoops
All right, I should do hopefully I don't know I'm not too sure
All right, can we give you a ride anywhere EMS?
All right
Barry with me, where are you? I'm gonna drop them off. We're at pillbox medical. We had to respond to a 911 call
Trump come drop off over here. I got you boss. See you. All right. Yep. So he's saying
And to you gotta hang up on driving. I got you. Thank you, dude. We are about to have
After this storm busted we might have the most rangers awake ever
Yeah, we're gonna have to have a big old meat everybody in line eating also
So we got to come up with Kuzo's call sign, Kuzo all these other officers, these city
folks that use number call signs 333777 whatever, we use animals.
Now what animal would you like as your call sign?
He's lying, I'm Orca, you met Gazelle, we got Squirrel, we got all kinds of different animals
as call signs.
I'll be Gator.
Actually, I like that one a lot. I like that one right off the dome. Hell yeah, Gator
That's sick Gator Gator. All right. That's the morning. Just a morning. Would you tell the other there? You know
Crocs and Gators. They don't get along. I dropped them
Downstairs in the back go
Okay, yeah, it sounds good tank. Thank you man
Thank you. Thank you. That's the warning. There's a there's another ranger named croc and he's uh, whoo
He's a handful. So here's your when he is your gator you might have to deal with that on your own
He picked his animal call sign he's gonna be known as Gator
Hey Gator
How you doing man? Gator don't play no shit Gator never ever play no shit
Everybody knows Gator don't play no shit
Hey, that's a red light ram. That is a red light ram. Lock in, fellas.
Yep.
Pull it over! Pull it over!
Pull it back over, shitbag!
Eng it off!
Yes, sir!
How we doing, gentlemen?
Fantastic!
I'm a trainee today gentlemen though my man was listening what the hell's wrong
with you son what we do what do you do are you blind bastards are you stupid
you're in two red lights going 92 in the city no way kill a goddamn dog back
there crossing that's it's made up yeah no made up
License registration, prove it a vehicle, please.
It's your car, right? Your rental?
It is my car. What?
So you need to give it to him.
Hey, keep it moving, Atoll!
You have some fans.
What's gonna be your state ID, son?
You want my ID or for the rental?
No, I need the driver's state ID
97 087 max Pearson
That's a limber you know what I mean
You're gonna be getting a ticket today son step out of the car I heard it he comes back here
We'll take care of it. Here's a $50 citation for disobeying a traffic control device
Make sure you go to the courthouse and go pay that okay?
We do sir. We do all right. Get back. You got a license for that gun big fella. I do. Yeah, you can look it up
All right, and what's your state ID again?
97 087 max Pearson
Check that out see if you got a license for that
He does he does he got one all right you're free to go son slow it down if I see you running any more red lights
I'll take you to prison
Hey, and listen you do have a warning you do have a warning in the profile for driving like shit, so
Don't make that your reputation in this city. Don't do it
Well fine you
Have a good day
See see see how that went there no nail you kind of boom ticket book out that guy
Followed the law for order, but a lot of people they hear they're getting a ticket even $50 or $100. They book it
They book it go after and then we arrest
Break the law real quick but pay a ticket. Nope nothing to do with it
They'll kill somebody before they pay a ticket
20 bucks now
When am I allowed to kill someone?
Well, typically, it really depends, right?
So like, normally you would have to go through an academy where you learn this stuff, but
it all boils down to one crucial factor.
If you see another officer shooting, you start shooting.
Or two, if you have somebody shooting at you, you shoot them.
That easy.
Because you got to remember, for us, we don't really get punished, right?
like we'll go to court and we'll get punished through the law but these
individuals when we arrest them and we shoot them and put them in handcuffs and
send them to prison they are losing hours if not days of work for that money
and then hours if not days of their actual time like that guy we sent to
prison earlier spent 20 minutes standing in that prison doing jack shit and lost
$150. I say I see now we've arrested we had one we arrested somebody and he was
in prison for literally days like days days it was so far in debt that he had
to crawl his way back out but right now there's not really too many shootings
because everything's really fresh everybody's kind of like started over if
you may kind of think of it like an expedition everybody just went on a
in the next edition. Oh yeah. And a bit of a one brief note here in the city. You can
get away with some stuff here and there and searching and taking some guys money in this
net. But I will tell you, if you just go up to someone and fucking unload on them, that's
where you would never do that. I would never do that. It's alright, I'm just letting you
know. Now Gator, if you're winning down, winning down, and you've got your gun, and you see
someone that looks like what you think is up to no good you and you and you
gotta shoot him you always gotta say we come around for us there it is I'm
around for you your life's in front and you got it you got open fire everyone
knows that yeah that's the key word and if you ever get in any too much shit you
can always call myself or bury your line and we'll be able to talk to you
out of it. Oh yeah. We protect our own here in the place. We do. And we don't ever ride
on anybody. If they're a ranger. Anyone else, we're riding them all. We're riding on all
of them. I'm squealing. Even if they are rangers, as long as it ain't someone in this car, you'll
meet the core, the people you can really depend on. Oh yeah. After this storm, you're gonna
to see the real cream of the crop all right here so here's a bunch of y'all
want to get on eight TVs go check the
there he is now you're dressed the way I know you shit like that hey boss thank
you guys thank you guys then I said he was not gonna be the trouble show for y'all
these guys can have to do the truffle shuffle
hmm looking good always hey you guys wouldn't happen to know who took my
cigarettes oh I could use a couple no idea
I'm just happy to see you. Oh shit.
You never gonna get me like that.
What is that water?
What?
What the fuck up?
Hello?
He's a legend!
I'm so fucking crazy!
Are you drinking?
Head on a swivel chat!
Come on!
All right boys, pull out the ATVs!
Let's go patrol!
Who used all the gas?
You sons of bitches!
I don't know people just didn't I don't know if they were
There's a fresh one
Get on
I'm not too sure
You want drive you drive
Now you drive it.
That thing too, especially him on it.
There you go, Ted. I got center of mass.
Come on, boys.
So this, give them the bird.
So this is the state park.
This is where we have full control.
We can pull people over. We can search them.
We can do whatever we want to them if they're in this area.
oh shit this is hard
hey take your gun out and pop one of their tires
is she kidding? let him have it! yeah! oh shit! they're firing back!
I'm trying, I'm trying!
Oh yeah, they've lost all control.
Now this is what we're going to do.
I'm going to jump out this.
Oh, I didn't know how long that was going to take. Get back on!
Yeah, I just learned that the hard way
So I take out another one. Yeah, let them have it man and let them have it fuck em up shit
I got to repair the damn tires I'm just missing Dylan. We got the tsunami coming basically, you know city's gonna refresh
Oh, hey, you guys wouldn't have to have a cigarette on you, would you?
Man, he'd lay off the cigarettes.
No cigarettes!
Those cigarettes!
Hey, bless this son of a bitch, Gazelle!
No, no, no, no, no!
You son of a bitch!
Don't you ever search me!
Finish his ass!
Now load him up!
I did it the bird of my first day got passed.
This is my favorite right here, look at this, you can carry him like a baby.
I'm such a big fucking baby.
Yesterday Colt Gassidy was, I found him dead in his office, so I walked around the city
with a patroller with him for two fucking hours.
I brought him a little rest, I went and beat off people with him, and then I went and was hitting on babes with him.
You're so strong, Barry.
He disappears and he says,
You know what, Barry?
I'm gonna let this just go on.
Oh
All right, we're gonna go check check the heels
Oh look there's somebody right there in the state park. Let's go take a look
Hey!
I'm sorry, what the heck?
Did you rob somebody at the pier earlier?
What the heck?
Uh, I have no clue.
You look just like the lady who robbed my friend.
Yeah, you look just like the lady.
What the heck are you trying to think?
You bitch!
I don't fix your wedding!
Thank you, sir.
Damn!
I told you you need to get that fixed.
Listen here, you unroadworthy.
Whoa, why's he pulling the gun?
Ladies and gentlemen, you understand where you're at right now, right?
right to tell you guys you're in the state park you are in the state park now
you don't by chance have any fishing or hunting equipment on you do you
We're gonna have to check
That's an order step out of the vehicle
They're running!
Get in, get in!
Go, go, go!
They're illegal poachers!
You get me close to my opponents to death.
Permission to blow up, blow up!
Hold fire for now. Hold fire. Hold fire. All right
No, I don't know where they went I've lost eyes
They had to turn off they turned off they turned off
Oh, shit!
Pull it over!
Hold fire, hold fire!
Okay, okay, I'm trying to get the tires.
That's a good idea, that's a good idea.
We got hold fire for that.
Oh, you're good, you're good.
Oh, shit, hold on!
He's got some pros.
Yeah, they know what they're doing.
Yeah, what you got?
Sure.
They turned off again.
They turned off again, I don't know where they went, I think they went up, I think they went up!
Shit, this ATV sucks!
You think we'll be moving way faster?
Way, way faster!
What's going on here man? You're way down!
We could catch nobody on this thing!
This sense!
I agree. I agree.
Cheat.
This is not good.
This is mean moan. What is this man? You ain't even top of 60?
I think you're weighing it down with your fat ass.
Me?
Yeah, you!
Fat ass, you man. You know what? It's a good idea to cut some burgers here today.
Put on a couple pounds and you get to call me obese.
You might be obese. I'm just gonna say it.
I'll just, I'll just...
Oh, I can't keep this ain't good. I think we're full VCP. Oh my gosh, they found them
Lane forward
This was a terrible idea!
Well, I don't know why we hopped out of that.
I think there's something.
I hear something.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, shit!
Get in!
Oh, shit!
Oh, Lincoln!
Lincoln!
Get out of the car!
I don't think I can!
I think one of them just died.
Who said?
I'm consumed by the vehicle, please.
It's leaking gas! Watch out!
Oh, I'll stop.
Who are you tackling?
Oh, shit!
I'm not fighting anybody!
get him! get him tazer! get him tazer! stop swimming in the state park! move buddy! you're
slow me down orca enter in the water
I'm not fat I'm petite asshole
Get your ass over here
Get over here
Holy shit.
There he is.
He's fine.
I'm on my way.
Hands up, you sons of bitches!
Why did you start fighting him?
Yeah, I did!
Nice swing.
He's back in the water.
Get over here.
Get your ass over here!
Get over here!
You're disturbing wildlife!
Spock strips!
Where are y'all at?
There he is.
Shoot him, Brage.
Stop swimming in the state park!
Waterfall!
Where the hell did they go?
I don't know.
How did they go?
Oh, I've lost them.
They had to have turned off.
I'm lost them!
I've lost them!
Shit!
I've lost him. I don't know where they went. I fired off some morning shots trying to turn
around and shit son of a gun wait really go go go go go go go
No!
Well, those guys are definitely waking up dead.
No doubt those guys are dead.
For sure.
For sure they're dead.
The fuck was that?
Oh, man.
Yeah, how do you think, uh,
ties and join GTA?
Club facing of the five gifted
Kalong headshot man play it.
Thank you for the subs.
Mangle, Sloth, Walken, Andrew.
Thank you.
Thank you, baby and a diet coke. I love you woman
I'll suck off that a match.
No, I'm all good.
Thank you.
I love you.
I'm all good for today.
Mmm.
Yeah.
I think this is a good fit for GTA as well.
as well. I think he's a good fit for it. A BB Star GTA, really? That's awesome.
Yeah, I get close to you to try it, bro.
I've been trying, bro.
I have been trying to get close to you to come play.
They're still addicted to playing Arc Raiders.
I don't know how, but they are still playing Argraders.
What is this?
The timing, dude.
Gator don't play no shit.
They're having so much fun, right?
They call me no nail Tony.
That's awesome, man. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
When's the last time you saw time have that much fun playing games probably since like the second month of our creators
I think, to be honest, I feel like Prodigy's in a spot right now where it really does remind
me of like no pixel 2.0 or no pixel 3.0 whenever everybody was just kind of goofing around.
In order to feel that way, you have to have a lot of new blood, and I feel like that's
kind of where the server's at.
Even like the criminal we arrested today, he was really fun.
I think where you start losing that is when you start getting too many like E gangsters,
internet gangsters, too many people trying to be hard and cool and this, that, and the
other, instead of just playing.
having a good time man you know. Especially once people start actually doing crime. Like
when we're chasing people down who are actually breaking the law that's going to be a lot of fun
not just like fish checks. I talked to Summit the other day about it.
I think Summit is going to join after his GTA stint, or after his Daisy stint.
And then, I was talking to Peanut, and I think I'm playing ArcGraders with Peanut tonight,
and I'll, not Arc, sorry, Tarkov with Peanut tonight, and then I'm going to talk to him
about jumping in GTA.
I mean, we talked about it the other day.
I think it's just, GTA is,
GTA has very negative connotations around it.
I mean, it really has been like the center of
a lot of Twitch drama and just a lot of creator drama
for like a very long time.
So a lot of people who aren't super familiar
with the GTA category, not,
this isn't really about Pina,
it's just about the general consensus
of anyone that we bring in.
Everyone's pretty hesitant,
But if the vibes could be like this, there's no reason
everybody wouldn't want to come and join and have fun.
Juice Man was talking about coming and playing.
You let Juice Man know.
I said anything he needs, he can let me know.
Pina might get banned. No. Pina will be just fine. Pina will
be just fine. Luckily, with Prodigy, these guys kind of understand very much. They very
much understand. Like, when you're onboarding, especially like new guys, mistakes are going
to happen. People are going to shoot, people are going to do things and whatever. Like,
Prodigy's staff is very, very in tune with that and with the fact that you can't treat
someone who's played GTA for six years, the same you're going to treat someone who's
played GTA for six hours.
It just doesn't work that way.
That's why in my opinion, it's heard the category times a thousand is having someone join the
server and being like, we have a code that you have to be and you have to meet.
You need to be the best of the best role players.
If you're not, we will ban you until you learn.
No, man, as long as you're giving it effort and you're not just going around
murdering everyone that moves and playing TDM, like you're good.
Also, we're talking like Pina has never done it before, guys.
Before Pina had his Arc Rater's boom, and he was still playing Tarkov, I literally,
me and him, played GTA.
He came over and joined me on GTA before.
He did great.
I'm slipping it in!
Yeah, we had landmark on as well landmark came and played as well
We've had them all on them. I've got a lot of people coming join
Chad, let me know when the server is back up.
There's munching right now.
I got.
No way.
Bless you!
Who's someone I want to see bro? I say it all the time and I stand by it
If I could convince anyone
You come play GTA
with me
Like the old times would be Esfand Esfand cracks me up man. I
Would also
love
And I know he's had a bad go with a GTA and his couple of last times he's played
but
Some of the fun the most fun and the most hilarious YouTube videos. I literally is what
Made me wanting and willing to try GTA
Was poke balls on bog damn
You want to laugh your ass off go to YouTube look up bog damn
highlights GTA RP it was and still is some of the funniest RP shit I have ever
watched ever in GTA or to be honest coil coil on Francis yeah I joined I'm in Q
right now. Coyle on Francis. Coyle on Francis. Incredible. One of the best
characters ever. Like people who actually play characters, like those are my
favorite role players. People who are truly playing the character. Kiki
Another amazing, amazing role player.
Where is...
I'm just waiting. I'm in queue, Chad. I'm in queue.
We're waiting.
Yeah, Space Boy is another incredible one.
But yeah, I mean guys I don't I'm not trying to sit here right off names and forget someone and they feel disrespected
I didn't add them on to the list or whatever the fuck. There's a lot of really really good ones
I'm just saying for me personally those are the ones that like I loved watching or loved
Looking at their videos. It was super super funny. Of course Kevin all those guys. Yeah
Yeah, uchiha
I still think of the seer xqc clip where xqc hits seer uchia with a uh with a car and
he's like watch out man he goes oh i'm sorry i'm sorry i wasn't looking for a fucking
car on the sidewalk.
I mean, dude, Prodigy already has their own legendary R peers.
I'm just like, dude, I'm an oldie.
I've been doing this playing GTA on and off.
A lot of people, I mean, a lot of you new community members don't know.
Might have not seen but we played this for this is what got me into streaming
We've been doing this for a very very long time on and off
But essence I started like really doing it around like 2018. Yeah, I
Know isn't that crazy I'm old now the fuck happened
Hey good to see you
I was going to get an RP you join the server and you start RPing man there's a lot of good
servers out there we have public servers here you're probably gonna have to get priority
in order to play just because there's such a high demand for them
Look who it is
And belly sized
There isn't crack piece of shit on the bottom of my boot
Well, it's a bus in hey crack. What up, I think a more just coming around right is it hopefully
Hey, big Mac
No, you'll probably have your fucking dog, man
What do you do the fucking six parks fucking guard for six legs, sorry oh
Yeah, the fucking vassal there
This is from yesterday by the way, it's been and that belongs to you. Oh
I'm dying that the film we want you about processing
Is that the process and I just never put it in and the evidence cuz I was like, you know, who would probably want this
Oh god guys I
Literally had them down there and he was like I play guilty send me off. I said, okay
What the fuck just happened to me have you done that crap?
What just happened to me I was fine
Wait, are you are you down game warden? I don't know what just happened. Wait. I can use go. Oh, sorry. Oh
And what they somebody help me. I don't know what happened to me too, man. I don't know
No, we don't got the trauma kids
Kill me put a gun to my head and somebody fucking kill me son of a bitch you want me to do it
Oh my God. Oh my God. It's
poisonous gas. It's poison again.
I put it. I put it. He's
executing you back back.
Remember that? Oh, Liz, we gotta
She's back to the room on top of the paper.
Oh, God.
I'm not going to the hospital either.
I'm just curious.
I'm going down there's a whole pile of bodies over there.
Oh, my God.
Holy.
What has happened to us?
Oh, there I go.
Oh, jeez.
There we go.
There.
Well, this, uh...
Um, where are you?
Shit.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, there you are, sir.
I am back.
Sorry, I thought you were just stuck in the dirt.
I don't know what is going on.
They were suffering from internal bleeding.
It was no news, it was no news.
I'm addressed medical issues.
This is what happened.
Why didn't you get medical issues?
There's shit out of me.
I was playing a game.
I was playing a game with Kerr.
Lion, Mr. Lion, man.
About who's Kerr?
Who's Kerr?
Kerr.
He's massaging your face.
He's courageous.
He's really courageous.
He's courageous, yeah.
He's very courageous.
You're the lion.
Oh, God.
Oh God.
Can we put the bodies in the bonfire?
Yes.
Would you do that?
Really?
No, no, no.
Stop it.
Can you actually do that?
I've seen.
Hold on.
Why?
That might actually.
Why?
We all hurt.
That could be illegal, actually.
If you go to a gym, food died too.
I don't know what to talk about.
I'm a moron.
Coop.
Oh no.
Did you go to a academy?
I did.
Did you plunk?
I don't know.
I'll tell you all about it.
That's not a no
What are you?
Hey, you, yeah, thank you so much for the five and thank you for the love chat.
Also, I want to apologize. Everybody who's seven and everything.
I'm trying to keep up. It's so hard. I forget.
I forget how hard it is to to do the RP stuff and to be able to look at chat at the same time it is
Fucking hell. So I'm trying I will get better
I promise and I appreciate you can we use some W's and some love in the chat for all the donos all the subs all the primes I
Appreciate you W's in all chats W's in all chats you guys are awesome. Thank you all so much
Thank you for the love. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Um, oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Not when I need to happen when I'm about to pee myself.
This damn hat!
Oh, my. Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. It's like I...
Oh, my gosh. It's like it's a fishing line.
line I'm somehow making it worse oh my gosh
right this goes right here
one second I got my my ears wrong
I was going on sorry about that
No, no, no, no, the hell is going on Buster?
I don't know, I don't know, I haven't had a half the ranger like I've dead
What he's in the water, that's what I want to know
I don't know.
What do you feel?
Crack and chicken?
Crack?
Coca-Cola.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, I don't know.
You think some of that food was poison, baby?
I think, to be honest with you, I'm almost positive.
I ate a cheeseburger that Dennis made and it killed me.
I'm gonna tell you something that is very possible.
Yeah, it's actually extremely possible. I'm gonna beat the shit out of him whenever I think so
I'm away for the end. That's leave them
I'm gonna
I'm gonna take a guess that Dennis fed everyone some bad meat
It's exactly what my internal dummy issues, and then those internal dummy issues just erupted
Yeah, 100% after we all just woke up
Yeah
Thank you so much for the 15 gifted subs, Duffy's in the chat.
Okay, well, yep, I got to get you back to the toilet, I guess.
Yeah, I probably had the shit on this log.
Shit.
I can't see you though.
Hey, are we having the meeting out here or inside?
Out here.
All right, cool.
I'm gonna pee real quick.
I'll be right back.
Yeah, all right.
Yo, thank you so much for the 15 gifted, man.
Let me see the chat. I have to go take a look. Give me two seconds.
I
Can't believe that mistrial bullshit last night
someone gave me love
alright good day everyone good day oh good to see you all we had some
renovations take place here overnight I don't know if anyone got to take a look
over on the other side with a new stage and area and the ice and the smokers
smoke is pretty close to the park but you know what I'm sure that won't become an
issue at all also got some nice new ponds and flowers place starting to come
together he dropped another 20 yellow it looks great thanks so much we love
baby so I want to know how do we stop I appreciate you man thank you thank you
WCJL and how do we make Crocs arrest Poda go even higher?
Hell yeah
And then we plan drugs on them
Okay, we made all great answers some less than others
and however
What do you say Dennis?
I got him, I got him, I got him
Shut the fuck up, little gay
You're talking to me
Okay
How we do that ladies and gentlemen
is number one
by using our brand new scanners
we got in the armory
where we can scan down for tags
and illegally poached animals
Shut up
Yes!
Next up
All those bags that people are shipping in on a state park and out of hunting areas now
We can bring them all the way in we can lean them all down on the fence so we can
Play all the evidence there. You don't have to just put them back down in the wild
We can bring them back here nice and easy. It's a nice and big improvement
Next up radiated fish
Those are apparently actually a problem. Uh, so we're paying to get them back
You said radiated fish should we stop telling people to throw them into the respiratory canals again?
Oh, no, we can do that. I thought that line and come up with an idea to put them in a lead container
We're gonna bury it in the south side. Oh
PD problem, it's all I care about sir. We could bury it also under the courthouse
Yeah
We split them up and we do like half south side half court house so we can get rid of the root of all evil
Oh, we get the MRPD cells in there, too.
We could bury him under the floorboards of K-Buns and OO of Cafe.
That's a great idea.
Oh, and we could make Dennis do it.
As he works there.
You prove he's loyal to you.
Yeah, I actually like this idea.
Let's get a full container of irradiated fish today and we're going to make Dennis bury him in the floorboards of K-Buns.
Okay.
Nice! Good job, Dennis!
Guys, can we ban the guy in Twitch chat and spam it?
Oh, shit, wait, did you have to submit?
Yep, absolutely.
Goose, goose, you gotta help him.
OK, sir.
OK, next up, we have new legislation on the farm plots.
It's all nicely laid out and charged for different amounts.
There you go.
Very high right now.
There you go, Kitchett.
So give it an hour.
Enjoy silence.
Educate people.
Proc, before you charge them.
Proc, before you go wild.
Proc, notice how he ain't saying that.
Oh, I said twitch. Sorry. I'm gonna kick chat. Sorry
No, it doesn't require reading very very little of it
Last but not least the mayor election should start the should be released tonight
And there should be a lot of other things happening throughout the city. So you see a lot new
People do a lot of different new things around I would say is they start to get their feet under them
Also, the mayor is gonna be able to tax us
That's a bulls**t, man!
I'm gonna say I kind of like it.
Game on!
That, uh, sorry.
We'll never forget that.
There might be a...
a fake report
of one of us holding him hostage with a gun.
That isn't real.
Who? I was gonna say it's, uh...
That just never happened. That's all I need.
Somebody's a lead fake in a police report.
Gator had him up with a gun.
It completely falls.
never happened sir never happened ever I was there all right here to super hot
British babe with the like really cool and like really big butt I don't know
but you find out in a couple hours I think it's for that man else that there
I'll come bet you do Barry I bet you do okay anything else before we dismiss
for the day and put y'all out on on patrol oh yes I do have something go
Goose, goose, step up, step up to the fire.
Guys, there's been speed racers around the state park.
We have to catch these assholes.
We got two last, three last night, I think, or two.
But the animals are risk by racing?
Yeah, they got 210 months in prison and $5,000 fine
for racing in there.
But it doesn't mean you to fuck these people up, OK, guys?
Good job, Goose, Goose.
You have me at fuck up.
Yeah, so a master file for the street races that I'm compiling order of fuck right in there if you guys finding
Not pretty
Have one clarification that is a huge charge by the way destruction of a state park anyone
I guess it's covered in the language there. That is a big charge to do that. Yeah
We were down to King Bugs earlier and mr.
Kaboom said he's gonna have a burger eating competition
He asked us to send up our fattest Rangers now. I don't know many fat Rangers, but do you guys have any recommendations?
Computer make these guys super again, super awning
Okay
All right, thank you
Do we have code names for the new ones yet?
No nails oh yeah go ahead no nails thank you appreciate it everyone my name is no nail
Tony not what you're thinking I'm sure he's got one or two of them thank you that's just
not how it is I was born with no nails so you need to help with anything that requires
basically resembles the main of a gator now Crocs I mean they're both you know you ain't
got no hair look at this man he's bald already that's exactly what it's like to be a croc
you're just genetically deficient
genetically deficient yeah come on now
hey why you can't even grow hair
do I you want to go to death stops death's bow we'll tumble in the water right now
It's called a death row, you have a meatball?
Death row, whatever.
The fate is this time.
Listen, you see these quads right here,
and you think that you're going to be able to sneak higher.
You can't even grow here a little,
and I'll get out of my little crocs,
spitting around.
I'll wrestle you out.
I'll get you between my knees.
I'm going to squeeze.
They keep wrestling.
Put it out.
You might get a fate if I wrestle.
Yeah, you might be like, oh, he's
wrestling it while I don't lie.
I'm going to put this on Twitter.
Oh, I'm going to put it on my phone.
Listen, just a fact.
Listen, just a full warning, I may or may not get a wrecked in the middle of a wreck.
No way. That just happens.
Oh, Lord.
Nice to meet y'all.
Prove it! Prove it!
All right, everybody.
Prove it.
I just want to say it's damn good to be back.
I hope everybody is doing fantastic.
And I've been saying, with a lot of these big old charges,
I just feel like I gotta remind everybody it's always great sending people to prison for a long time
But let's make sure they deserve that prison sentence just because
We can enforce the law and get them in prison for hundreds of months and thousands of dollars in fines. That's all great
It's all gravy. But once he sons of bitches get some guns, it's gonna be a little different
So let's piss them off, but not piss them off to the point where we're just being a couple of pieces of shit
All right
Damn
I tried to undo it, okay? I tried to undo it.
Is that ready?
I tried to reduce it by 60 bucks after I set up, but I didn't. I'll do it and I'll vote back.
Oh, man.
Plug!
Okay.
Speaking of the visitor, with the LSPD, I had a meeting with them yesterday to ease tensions a little bit.
Goose, Goose and Dennis, stop fucking stirring the goddamn pot. I'm sick of it.
Wait a minute, pot!
I got I got you know what you started incidents a you two motherfuckers starting to pot
Wait, what warrior?
Trying to go them into a fire swear to God do scoops
It might be from six I have no idea I'm the same knock it off right now
We had enough enemies from the mayor's office that's about to be for sure, among other things.
And the farmers are unionizing, and there's a tractor gang, and there's people organizing to kill explicitly just croc.
I think we need to dial it in just a minute.
I didn't do nothing!
There's also violent voice-outs, sir.
Oh, speak of violent and violent voice-outs.
I'm just saying, maybe we don't want to be put on the seas in the ranger station.
I could see it in the waters a farmer's union that is hanky rangers might be bad for us
I've got something I want to say to the great
Hey, don't trust paul forest very he'll fucking snitch on you
Take it away fan logic. I think I think we I think we knew that was gonna happen venice either way
Okay tractor gang. I want us busting this these motherfuckers open
and they surrounded us at the farm multiple times a day,
ran us over and ran us out of the farm.
We are the arbiters of the farm.
All right, we don't get pushed out by Tracker Gang.
I want to know who the fucking leader is,
and I want a full investigation to date.
Hey, can we shoot him?
Yes.
All right.
They pulled up on us at the clothing store.
I think one of the leaders or one of the individuals
who is in this gang is Eugene Zuckerberg.
Oh.
Any relation to that Mark Filler?
I don't know, I don't know.
They're both probably Drackeads.
He might have some diplomatic immunity if he's related to that Facebook filler.
Yeah, maybe. Maybe. I'll see you later.
I think we need Dennis August to welcome our LSPD compatriot over there.
I haven't even met him with LSPD!
Woo!
Ah,
Ladies and...
I had invited for a presentation today, so come on up.
Did you see all the guys there?
I've been looking for you all.
How'd it go?
How'd it do, Phillip?
I'm glad you're here, man.
You're looking great.
Look, y'all, I just want to take a few moments to address some issues.
Kate, it was brought to my attention
for more of some interactions between the two departments.
Okay?
All right, now.
Now, first, let me say
that we at the LSPD
Value the road that y'all play up here in the north and serve in the state and we respect that okay
We each have unique responsibilities
And at the end of the day, we're all fucking these all other players. Yeah, I'll do it at the same time. Okay, but
Recently there's been some instances where the level of courtesy between our two agencies is not really met in the middle
Okay, so when officers from the police department respond to calls of the town somebody they leave them up here
Okay, we make every effort to let you guys know out of a professional courtesy, right?
We came on the radio multiple times. Hey guys, we got a suit coming up there and we're not sufficient
We even try to get you involved. Okay?
Because we recognize your authority and your responsibilities to this area so in return
I'm asking you for that same level of professional courtesy to be sent to my police
when you guys come down to our jurisdiction, okay, this isn't a matter of, you know, one agency is better than the other, but it is about ensuring that we work together and reciprocate that mutual respect.
Okay, because I've seen numerous pursuits ahead down there, nobody knows what's going on.
And a couple of times there's been some instances that y'all just running into some of the police cars is what I've heard. I'm not saying it's true, but I have heard that.
heard that. Are you fucking snoring?
Oh my god.
No way.
Sorry.
Such a play.
How have you been that for life?
I've been here for a minute.
Rage. I've been here for a minute.
Yeah.
Stephen, thank you for the
fucking respect.
Thank you.
Yes sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you for your time guys.
Alright, alright, alright. Does anyone have anything else they would like to
cover here today? If not, I'm gonna set you all out on your on your patrols.
Is there a reason you want to ban it from the north or just because you're trying to
reason. No, he came up here and he gave Jack a little about a truth with no reason.
I'm going to worry. We settled it. We settled it. We settled it.
All right. Oh, one thing, Game Warden, if anybody has shown interest in joining the Rangers,
obviously we all know we're we're we're hand selected by the Game Warden. So if they just
keep pestering you about it, make sure they have passed the Academy from the LSPD farce. Okay.
We're officially not hiring though. We're officially not
hiring but they need they need to have done that anyway so
make sure I mean you know they need something at least work
for it's time to pass that shift for regardless game or in
probably as Barry you think maybe we can host like a trial by
combat trials and tribulations in a park ranger and we like
have a series of events where we all battle each other and
and the loser will just end up killing them off like Game of Thrones.
Absolutely. Can you write me a proposal on that?
10 to 12 pages and we can make that happen.
Oh, yeah.
He needs to do it for me and I'll have it ready in 30 minutes.
We all know Barry can read.
I was going to say he can't read.
He's going to be hard to read.
Well, I can talk to like.
Oh, sir.
Yes, go ahead.
Go ahead.
We have we heard the thing is park rangers about when the
Casino gambling floor is gonna open because it's a really good activity for the rest of us soon soon in fact the Casino
We're gonna be hosting a casino in the basement in our break room. Yeah
We're gonna have a casino in the basement or y'all can deal down there
It's not right. Okay. Anything else out in that
It's about it for me. Well, that's good
I think him and Busson consummate or whatever this was and the bushes when we left them earlier
How the fuck did you know about that consummation? It was the it was
Was the smell there was a smell in the air there was a look in your eyes damn it
I thought you were cousins.
They are cousins.
We are from the deep south.
Deep south.
Deep, deep, deep, deep.
Rotten was on the wall.
Okay, proof it.
I'm busting you on to give us the old...
The old send off.
We do not walk.
We run.
Now let's get the fuck out of here.
Come on, let's go.
Should we take the bus
the bus down to the down to where Dennis the farm that bus and fuck up see you
right now hey man yeah but ugly boy good to see you too
I
Right, let's get the hell out of here
What up
Oh mother I gotta go to the damn hospital you call me that yeah true always do be ready
Where's
Oh
Can you hear some hell
Something happened, I don't know what happened to him
I'm getting a lot of heads
He first bunch of snitches
Get in there where's the jack
Somebody needs to help him
no
it'll be okay
where the hell is mine
you wanna call him?
yeah, i'll give him a ring
actually wait a minute i think i got his number
I
Just eat him
Yeah, where they are how do you do it?
I'll come out there here. Yeah, we're out for the win for you. Come on now you're holding up
Let's play game. Let's play game called how long you gonna lay there
Hey Dennis, can you make sure he gets some help please?
Get his shh!
Dennis, make sure Rocky gets some help.
Oh yes sir, yes sir.
Alright.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Holy shit.
Man, they said it was gonna be new...
New shit going on today, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Better not be any criminal activity.
We'll see.
Hello.
I'm doing pretty good, Slane. How you doing?
I've been moving scores from you, Jack, that...
One...
...in the other mobile.
what is happening yeah sure well the second I met you a couple minutes later
my phone started blowing up and got it spammed a bunch of messages and stuff
and I couldn't decline or anything like that so I took the same car back and then
yeah and then I tried calling you because everyone said you the guy to call
and fix it but you need to try and class
I was busy with other things
no one better than that
I would suggest to
I've been very nervous for
half
see we cut down for you guys?
yeah
you will get your fort?
it's like putting an atlipse
or a matlipse together
it's like watching Barry try and pay
I don't know what the fuck you just say it's a lame
or you need to go to life
life and very
is be very careful with any voice recordings they send you
that is usually how they get to you
okay you can listen to them
yeah you can listen to them but i'll be very careful okay
alright i'm gonna make to here
alright life and may die
okay alright
Okay, bye.
I appreciate you.
Gentlemen, I don't know what the fuck you just said.
Somebody like that.
Yeah, he trying to scam you.
I mean, what do we do here?
Just let him be.
He'll give up.
He'll find somebody else to fuck with, guaranteed.
That's what they typically do.
What, are you guys, is this on through my eyes,
all these medical emergencies?
Are you seeing that too?
I'm seeing them too.
Everybody's waking up dead.
I'm pretty sure Dennis poisoned me, wherever I woke up, I ate a cheeseburger and I died shortly later.
Jesus Christ.
Oh no, he's an asshole.
Yo, also, between us, they're on crack if they think I'm gonna call them every time I'm heading into the city.
They can suck my whole ballsack.
You don't like that? You don't like that busting? Come on, I thought you said that.
Oh my God!
Yeah, you couldn't fucked up more you couldn't fucked up more
Looks like you learned your lesson
Maybe we shouldn't have been speeding you consider that
He was pump faking
All right, slow it down assholes
Yeah, there ain't no way I'm calling them every time you know how many times I'll have to open up my
Damn laptop to move my radio over hell. No
Yes, Mark. I just got a message from somebody that gave me a song in it. Do I play it?
It might just be a voice recording. It is. It's a eight second shuttle listen. Yeah
It's my song. I shouldn't do it. Well, yeah
We'll go find him and beat him up from the prison
What he said, what was it
He's the head part not me felt so
He sent me that dumb shit before too. Oh my god, oh, I am bleeding again everybody
That's out!
Oh my god!
It went so quick, but it didn't have to go quick.
I liked it. I felt so good.
Goodness gracious, what has happened to us?
That one car actually killed everybody.
That one bus is still driving.
Good I put it on a bandage!
I'm not freaking feeling good. I don't feel so good.
It's all right, but don't get you taken care of.
Don't get you taken care of.
Well, oh god.
Nailed it.
It was close, but we landed it.
get y'all to the hospital we go be alright let's flip the coin this is this is the road
Who's gonna head pop?
Wait was that who I think it was? Yeah, I was
Alright
I use you as a good
It's getting dark.
Alright then.
Go on, check it.
You're going to go platinum with that new song you made.
You can't die now.
Oh shit, it just exploded.
You all want to see something funny?
I love funny stuff.
You know this.
So if I pick up Barry, I put him in my hands.
i take my gun out
go on bear let's go carob which i can
do that earlier flying in my head i shot in the face
he killed him
last but not least
he's busted
have to go double-plot them you're gonna be all right gonna be all right thank you
they got money in my day with little bit of legal age owns a little bit of what
League of like Jones in my apartment. Oh, yeah, you joining
No, not now
I don't understand, I don't even move!
Ask your mom how my hips move!
Whatever you put inside that thing again, it doesn't feel like a million months.
I hope you guys agree with it, okay?
I agree with it.
Think of it even when you're dead, okay?
Let's go!
Okay.
I don't think that's a meter!
What the hell do you think you are?
Did you see how fat that thing was?
Holy shit, did you believe it?
No, that's right!
Remain calm, Barry. You can't elevate your heart rate. You can't elevate your heart rate.
No, please.
I'm feeling good now.
Nobody here to witness.
No, please. No witnesses.
No witnesses. Blood on the ground.
Thank you, Stroom.
Oh, Jack, getting tased.
I also think it was from Salame. He came in here. Someone must have finally had enough of his schemes.
games yeah that'll happen that'll happen I mean I mean listen do we get a
addiction with Celine cuz I mean he came in you know I'm saying yeah I mean we
can find a reason we can find a reason that's for sure
Holy fuck that guy's too quick.
Fucking knew it.
Sorry fellas, he got away.
He's shooting us.
We got him.
Did we kill him?
Yeah we did, and he's gonna wake up down too.
Yeah, that was used to.
Ha ha ha ha.
hahahahah
Hope wrong person
You guys starting me
There it goes
hahahah
Dude what is up with all these fucking pieces of shit stealing my cars man
God it's so annoying
Every single time I leave my car somebody steals the shit
Goodness gracious
I'm telling y'all. I'm just gonna shoot him. I'm just gonna shoot him when they're like touch. Why'd you shoot him?
I'm gonna say I had a rifle in the back. They stole the car. I don't know what I don't know what to say. I
Can't let him get away with it
They don't they don't have to they they got possession of a rifle. Sorry
Sorry my bad
All right, so on police equipment
We have a bunch stuff back there how to shoot them is what it is
Dude I try and lock it why the restart again something probably bugged out have to restart the server for a bug
We just shoot them yeah, I mean proud
like every single time my car is unlocked they are yawing in that shit
have fun at the hospital
I think it will I think it will I think the next couple of days there's gonna be a lot more like calls and stuff
like a lot more a lot more things going on a lot more reasons like to be on the
radio and chase people right now it's just kind of like petty shit little
stuff
did the server restart
No, it's not let me join back because it's going to restart I think.
in a Zen run. How am I enjoying it? Bro, it's been fun. It's been fun. Especially with like
all the new people, it's definitely a good time. It's definitely a good time with with
all the new with all the new blood. If it was just me rolling around, I'd definitely get
board a lot faster what happened let me see what is this
you ever heard about the movie of who do any now what the hell you think you're
see you later, butleroo
oh, crackhead
bunch of damn crackheads, man
alrighty, I think the server just restarted
Yeah, just restart it. Okay.
Wait, what is this?
What is this? Yo, Gath! Dammit!
yeah can we turn off this GTA RP companion shit so tired of it I know
chat's tired of it damn and the tree are sold
holy shit how'd you get up there
it's all about the art of illusion we still don't know
Will hold on one second
Or some XP
Gatoray! What up Gator?
Hope you enjoyed it today Ty. Damn natural.
That was a lot of fun.
He's back tomorrow, hell yeah.
It's honestly a really, really, really good time for Ty to get into it because like we
said before, like right now, it's pretty slow, you know, and there's not like, I don't say
there's not a ton going on, but there's a lot less going on now than usual.
Confirm, nice, oh yeah, Kylie, they did a lot, they did a lot with the map.
You're going to watch the stream for the rest of the day to understand more.
Listen, there's a lot of things that even I don't know.
I think the general thing or the general consistent, what's the word I'm looking for?
Consensus is like, you just got to know how to get away with whatever you want to do.
That's literally it.
You could do whatever you want to do.
You just got to know how to do it.
That's it.
Because we ain't getting sued now, but we're going to get sued later for sure.
Once again, another good reason why it's a good thing that he's around now so he can
learn.
Lane's tripping about the check and in at all time.
Yeah, I mean, listen, I understand what they're trying to do.
I just, I'm not going to do it.
way, Jose. Every time we come into the city, hey, do you check in? Oh, shut up. No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
Maybe there's an easy way to do it. Yeah, I mean, I think they're going to figure out the radio
stuff don't make the radio easier to work right now it's just a little janky just a little janky
i mean message peanut back
there we go
Don't walk up on me, he could have been a gangster or something.
I think that cousin of yours is asleep.
Yeah, yeah, he is.
Good first day.
Oh my god, is that that famous artist?
Hey, Mr. Cameroon!
Whatcha doing up north up here?
I thought you were a city slicker.
What are you doing up north up here? I thought you were a city slicker.
Well, I just fell asleep here doing that tsunami. I just want to give you a heads up.
There's Robbie back over there. There was some dude by the campfire just staring into it all alone.
Just seeing the rail like out of it. I'd be careful up here. Could be the next serial killer.
Yeah, we got a couple crackheads up here. A couple ambrades.
Hey, you guys used to have a little canine training facility right there.
Man, you're replacing with a fucking bonfire? What is that thing?
No, no canines up in his face.
No, no canines.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Christ.
A local gambling addict drunk.
There's gonna be a smack in the face.
Come on, I got no money.
Give me the max win.
I ain't got no money.
Chill.
He's been mad with this one, man.
He's discovered the casino and it's been downhill ever since.
Yeah, I think in our quote. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but oh my gosh, we hit something
Give me four real four real five
Welcome to the world
I know all those guards, but I'm gonna kill you.
You're gonna kill me.
You got no fucking shithole!
Yeah, amen.
You're gonna kill you, man.
I met Gary Barry last night!
Hey!
Babe!
Hey!
Will you let me tell you guys about Bondi-Bondi?
Oh, let me tell you guys about Bondi-Bondi!
You're gonna get a fucking budget!
Generic, huh?
No, fuck.
This isn't DJiNKAR.
This is a whole-combing thing.
Well, would you guys hit it three times?
I'll wait for the big...
We guys hit three maximums, then Soul Girl, then come back.
That's all girl then come you off man
Dennis I don't even do the competition anymore. Oh
Fuck what? Oh cuz it's not cuz when you're when you're full
Wait, oh, might be good. No, give me a burger. I'm gonna eat it. I don't have one. I fries though. Give me fries
I don't know
Yeah, I'm only be careful of Barry when he gets you
Yo man, I'm always, I'm always hungry.
Cush cush!
Only sometime, don't even try it.
Hey you know, cush cush bang that baby.
You're losing some weight.
Yeah, buddy.
Cush cush got that cush cush.
Hey, he's got a baby.
Hey, she got a baby out now dude.
Wait, are you serious?
Wait, is he got the baby?
Yeah, I took it down.
We did the surgery on her.
Cush cush got that cush cush.
Oh man.
You know what it does, Dennis.
You sound like you want to try it buddy.
Oh yeah, Bosterdude?
He bloody Bosterdude Beach?
Or no Bosterdude?
Hey, flip on it, you know what it is.
You guys need a ride?
You guys need a ride? Are you good?
No, we're gonna legally rent a car.
You know what I'm saying?
He sounds good. Thank you for following all the laws guys.
Why are they all just waking up dead yet?
Is this like the third body?
It's a normal thing for us, sorry.
What the hell is Ryan doing?
Hey, he used to lock in my car again.
Is this a promotion?
Not yet.
We just wanted to see if you were even interested.
I'm interested.
Boston. So you know, we're talking about NCO for Jack here.
That's going to get a lot of speed. Yeah. I think so too.
Thank you, dude. Great. I love, I love spanking people and punishing
people who are being naughty.
Could you actually though?
Spank people?
No, could you actually punish somebody for being naughty? Like if
somebody did something wrong, would you have the Cajones to pull
them into a room and to rip them.
You must have not heard what I did at Babatoon Day, which made
them jump off a cliff yesterday.
I was there. I was there. I was there. I saw a good sign of it.
Wait till wait till you've known somebody for three months and
then you have to make that decision.
Hmm. Good. That's a good point.
Those are the hard ones.
Okay. Okay. Yeah, I see where you're coming from.
Look.
I've got it in me. I think my issue right now is
Excuse me everybody. Do you guys mind just taking a quick step outside for a moment, please? We can have some privacy
I don't know half the fucking laws in this city
Yeah, you know more than you
Ranger you don't need to know more than half the laws
Really?
I learned by trials and tribulations, I didn't know what half the shit meant until I either
lost a court case or I did it the wrong way.
I've also still never been sued or gone to court, so I don't know how any of that will
work either.
That needs to do your job right.
Okay, yeah, because I kind of just hide in the shadows and then ask Kroc to do my paperwork.
i mean to be honest to the the majority of the time
i think i speak for everybody pretty much in this circle and i don't think
food or mac really does either but
your rangers will
and that's when you got to know enough to tell him to either do something this
way or that way
you're right
here's the thing i mean you're you're you're on boston all the time anyway
a lot of his leadership
or
are close to you
there is
you're so right sir
the guy that's like albert angstein
well i will let the game one of the others
well uh... you know we'll get we'll get things going
thank you so much
well
all right
let's go to you
let's have a chance
thanks to this
patients everybody it
if you need to ask about licenses please go ask back in there with the black
He wants to help anyone with licenses anyone and everyone every you can drive warm go ahead
All right, boss
Come on Jake
Man, this is the old four. Oh my god
Hell yeah
Wait, so what is this talking here about this tracker for people are fucking people at the farm and tractors nothing you Jane and
you jane started causing chaos with tractors this morning oh great he's
driving over people's crops he's being a manly yeah I think so I can say up to the
right up this road right here right here
We got a lot of Rangers now a lot of Rangers
I'm gonna be honest with you guys we ain't calling nobody in the LSPD when we go down
set.
I've never done it right now.
Yeah, I've never done it right now.
I haven't even talked to the LSPD and then somebody made a complaint about me.
The only time I talked to him I shot one of Atticus Bane's tires.
me and him we're laughing about it and that forester guy ran and pulled the
higher-ups you're talking about the forester's fucking done that to me before
too bro I crashed out on him once that forester guy's that forester guy can be
such a rat dude yeah listen we're gonna do anything we're gonna do the thanks
just like how we've always done things will be respectful whatever the hell but
this whole check it in bullshit our jurisdiction it's not a rule but we're
asking no no no no yeah I'm not because here's the reality what ends up
happening is is you think you you know you give an answer take a mile then it's
gonna be like you have to and you need to and it's just not worth even opening
up that door at all it's hard as fuck it's the hardest fuck to do the ATD drag
myself down to their fucking
find yourself, find yourself,
drag yourself, find myself
I think you can switch up
radio, it's like before you could
set you like a quick swap, I don't
think you have a quick swap no more
you can't, you can't
so, yeah, that's uh
I definitely sent the most emails about
the current radio system
honestly
yeah
so how's everything been going since
know whatever we can remember we are remembering is how's all the Rangers we
like everybody oh they're all pretty good they're all good I'll be honest we
got a good core crew it's a good balance you know like you got
Matt he's a Ranger but like he also likes to be a little bit more stern
which I appreciate you know I appreciate yeah for sure we need a map
I actually really like Kroc being a ranger to be honest.
Kroc is a ranger.
Kroc, Kroc is a fucking sniff of someone without the ability of fishing.
It's insane.
Honestly, us, we might get shot up the moment that these fucking criminals have guns.
Kroc, I guess I'll kill him.
He's definitely getting us killed.
Well, I'll say this, and I think, when we initially or inevitably the game warden
allows the power to shift and we get some more power and we can start pushing everybody up.
I just want to make sure that obviously you guys are taking care of but the right rangers are in
the right positions you know because there is a little bit in my opinion still some type of
seniority for the people who were around early like you gentlemen and uh and others.
Yeah, I mean the only one I don't really know couldn't be Hayabusa. I didn't really
decoder. I have no idea who the fuck that is. Yeah, I don't know what that is.
What does it look like, red gold? Maybe. There's a ranger that looks like red gold. I still do not know who the fuck me is.
There's, honestly, of all the rangers that wake up, there's like maybe two that I don't know or haven't interacted with much, but like, I love the
The Mikey, Mikey, O'Neil, Gooch, Gooch, Duo is fucking hilarious.
Oh yeah, Mikey and Gooch are fucking hilarious.
Oh, that's another thing I guess must have let me warn you.
Uh, they've got the six men's trials so far and are really pissing people off for PDT.
Oh yeah.
So there, we might get shot because of them too.
Go down to the airport.
I think there's a EMS called Medical Stuff down there and then what's going to.
Uh, alright.
Alright, so they've been to CORE five times, they've won them all?
Yeah they lost the last one. Yeah but the last one was some bullshit for somebody out of their control.
Got it.
Well I fucking hate the nitpick in that board.
Well they lost it. Do you see why they lost it? Are they mistrubbed yesterday Dennis?
No I didn't. I spiked. We were the arrogant boy.
Yeah we'll go home now.
Right there he admitted to doing the crimes. He admitted to it.
But because of the way the MDP is currently with some of the issues that they're having,
if you share a lawyer on the MDP,
that doesn't show them the report.
If you add as a lawyer, it doesn't show them the report.
But if you share it to anyone, it'll work.
So they added the lawyer and he didn't see the photos,
and the judge called it a mispronouncement.
The guy said, yeah, I did it and I'd do it again.
I
Refused to go I'm not going to but I'll go to court if I have to but I'm not gonna
I think is on their way to them actually
Other thing too that I want to try to avoid right now for as much as we're driving and chasing
Let's just try to avoid
Lower power North Alta and Hillbox like that area. Just do whatever you can to just not go down Elgin and
There is the head pot area
Knocks the wind out of my sails
I haven't
Oh my god, I gotta show you this. This is good. I don't even think Barry's seen this yet
I like broke Street the best here and left
Bro, it's so cool. This whole area is so bad ass. Have you seen the Vagos area?
I haven't
They just realigned them. They just realigned them. Is OTT around?
Yeah, he is around still. Yeah. Yeah, super early though super super early. Oh
Man this area is cool. Wow. Yeah, they reformed it but let me...
This one will give a chuckle out of you guys. Hold on.
It's so funny how excited Worm is. I love it. I missed it.
I've been living in Grave Seed pretty much. It's fucking hilarious.
I go out to the farms and just mess with people we have.
always been fucking wonderful
and it's just trying to kill us
there's a town up there game or a button
yeah it's cool
it's actually really cool
oh by the way, different radio
like it's dumb, but it's also sick
yeah, I like the radios
I mean we've always done that
I just don't like the system of them
yeah
Think I think there was I heard from this that from the state that there might be some adjustments
You know that fishing plot that's in there goes in this. Yeah, there we go
We might be having more people fishing the fishing plot in the state park soon because like there was no
Incentivization to go there. So like no one why would anyone go risk it?
So that's gonna be
Yeah, that should be a good time as long as there's a reason for people wanting to risk it, you know
Remember back in the day you could poach these turtles like not like way
I'm talking way, but way back you could poach these illegal turtles and it was like the most a criminal thing you could do
You got caught doing it. It was like the equivalent of stealing PD weapon or he like fuck
Define. Oh, I remember what you're talking about with the turtles and the the whales the little whales or were they sharks?
The sharks little fuck turtles. Yeah God
Yeah, see that's just that you back busting. I'll tell you that it's good to be back man
I ain't been putting some serious hours. This guy's been this guy's been on duty more than Barry
That's insane today. I
Just honestly it
I've been liking my interactions a lot more lately. I'll tell you that
Comparing to what it was. Oh, you don't like getting shot?
I mean, I'll say this yesterday to some rangers like I had a six hour five hour shift
My old five hour shifts would be four and a half hours of chases and you know
You know the other or like my shift the other day
We like I made a song with granny then I went and did this then then there was like a 30 minute fun chase
then there you know and it was a good good good flow I guess yeah you need
balance oh yeah back in the day I mean back back in the day like me and Barry
when we were first starting out back in the day I feel like there was really
really good balance because there was enough cops to where you could kind of
do what you want but also not like not that much responsibility if that makes
sense as well. Yeah, like the city's gonna handle that. We'll handle this. Give me one
second. There you go. So yeah, I hope that's how this ends up turning now. We've got to
make sure, especially on our end, we've got to make sure our guys, like I know what's
his name and then have been winning court cases and lawsuits, which is great. That's
awesome. But we just got to make sure that we're not being too petty, you know?
Because too petty turns into everybody being irritated very quickly. Yeah, no, I
also, to be honest, I think. Look to the right, this is the lake. Yeah, I'm looking, that's pretty cool.
This one right here, watch this. Alright, coming up on your right, you will have the
old Ricky Riggs house turned into a fucking play graph
that motherfucker gone oh is he gone oh yeah Ricky Riggs has been gone for it's
a she took a permanent vacation I think damn Ricky Riggs is going to jail oh
Oh careful that crash is hurting us gentlemen. Uh-oh we just lost Barry
All right, we gotta get the fuck out of here. I think it's all like the new areas that are causing it
This I do I basically do not head pop up north, which is why I haven't minded
No every time I come down here. It's fucking something
Chat what happened to Ricky Riz
It's just growing pains off the start of this, you know.
It'll get sorted.
Yeah, sooner or later.
This place is really badass though.
Little Lake Lane.
I'm interested to see...
They made the car shop into a skate parking jet.
I wonder what Game Warden was talking about at the meeting.
About the people doing more things in the city.
I'm interested to see what that is.
Oh, the whole the mayor infrastructure and shit like that
I don't know if we'll get you. They'll be able to grant farms
So people will start to own the farms and stuff like that
So we'll actually be able to check homestead and start offering homestead licenses
um and we'll be able to and we'll probably I mean with people owning the
farms we'll probably see some type of more crime around the farming area
instead of just licensing I'm fucking randomly losing fucking bleeding right
now I don't know where what the fuck it's from that crash that crashed with Dennis
when his head popped oh shit yeah you get punished man hey how many burgers you gave
me Dennis are fucking poisoned only one all right that's some probably will kill
me yeah I definitely gotta go to fucking I ain't one of those earlier and it
literally fucking kill me
yet bro i just like we can stop it we can stop
we can stop by uh the hospital i have a prescription
i yeah i need to go to clancy for sure i haven't i think i'm bleeding
i can pick up a couple prescriptions i got way for old gazelle
for high calorie diet food i can go and pick up a cheeseburger from there
anytime i want
Dude, we imagine when we have fucking
Community building casino games in the basement of the bush and someone scams these arrest them right there
It's gonna be a lot of fun
One of our games we're gonna have in there. Hopefully thank you for the three months
We got a little table and we'll let table dark. Thanks so much for the 34 Peter flop. Thank you for the six months
Go right there, I think that's Barry, yeah it is, hey Barry!
Alright we gotta go to the depth zone, I gotta quickly visit Clancy.
I can pick up a couple of cheeseburgers, anybody want one?
Yeah, grab me one.
You know we all love cheeseburgers, didn't it?
Barry, you know, I got a prescription.
I can pick up a stack of cheeseburgers at the hospital.
Really?
You have three already.
Well, God forbid, if Goopin gets a little hungry, God forbid.
Order.
We got to get down to the ground as well.
Play a Tarkov with Pina tonight, chat.
That's gonna be hell.
Long stream, though.
I'm gonna jump off and take a break before then.
I
Do need to go get an energy drink though
I'm actually just gonna sit in here and go and grab myself
Actually, I'll go in there with them. I'll have one of them escort me out
Drink to come over there
Carry me around with you
Okay, I can only carry you like a baby if we when you're down
Come on
Be right back on me yawning too way too much
Watch where you're running lady
Don't do it
Like he's just
Yeah, because you're both big lady
I see that I see that saying
Jack, where you at?
What's going on?
Hehehehe
What's going on?
It's quite acting like you were busing, Belly, or my Belly.
Yeah, right.
Literally male peak performance.
Her butt cheek is so dang big, her butt crack ran all the way up her back.
You seen that, Dennis?
you see that i've seen that i've seen that all the way up the back
unbelievable
unfathomable
unfathomable disproportion
disproportion
oh ranger cameras yes that's what we need
sing-ups
hey i forgot
There's a scanner in the trunk now, Barry.
Scanner?
Yeah, so you can scan people's animals,
see if they come from the state park.
Is it in here?
Yeah, yeah, it's in the trunk.
I just grabbed one.
Oh, here, Jack, take a couple cheeseburgers if you're hungry.
What's this slim gym?
What's that?
It's a lockpick.
Oh, I forgot one of those stuff.
Thanks for the burgers, thanks for the burgers.
Oh, yeah, I always keep a slim gym.
I've never had that one.
Map it to a slim jet and then we'll stop by a gas station and get some water
They did an up north gas station or the not in this area gas station
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna pass through MRP. He goes the one up here
Hope I should have buckled but then
I know it's like a nurse it's inertia. He doesn't he doesn't fly out, you know, he like sucks to the seat because of his weight
Okay, like zero Gs. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty cool. Hey Barry. Yeah? I like that idea of doing that
ranger event. Trials and tribulations and triathlons to kill people off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And obviously
like all the coolest rangers like us like we're like subject to not get killed obviously. Yeah,
yeah. We're just like on the sidelines cheering them on like yeah kill them all fucking kill him.
fucking die
oh yeah that'd be sick
and only the
only the best of the best you gotta be fucking kidding me
only the best of the best survive right now I know the best of the best
that's part of life and then and then whoever loses we rub honey on them and
we send them off through the
the ranger or the wild car sorry about that and then they get attacked by a bear and we never see
him again dead god yep there you go man drink through the fucking line we're saying he liked the idea
of the trials and tribulations that apart rangers triathlon then killing killing off people
circle one send them send them back to LSB day no we're gonna have to go through out
Yeah, we just kill him like we we sent him in a part
We sent him in a state part with honey rubbed down on him and then a berry some and then we just never see him again
I'll be down
Where's fucking asshole Dennis you are going to fucking kill us
I'm sorry
Making a full trip and go ahead and stop at any is to I don't have I'm not injured
I'm packing my wounds. I might be good. I got gauze. Let's keep on rockin. Are you on channel bleeding?
You think? No, I'm okay. I'm okay. Okay
Benny's can't repair us. So where are people living now?
At the apartments right here. Got it.
I'm pretty sure. Look at that fat piece of shit taco.
How about you move some weight, fat ass?
What the fuck, the dumb bitch?
How y'all doin' today?
I'm doing it.
What's that supposed to mean?
Hey, you know that motherfucker is very serious.
He's definitely not the five.
These guys are definitely not the five.
What the fuck?
We are the ones only four.
I think we are the ones only ten right there.
We're the ones only ten right there.
Cheers, guys.
We're the ones only ten right there.
We're the losers.
Dude, tell me suckers, they're not the five.
Always get some riled up, bro.
Wait, can criminals only do stuff in four now?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Wait, actually?
Yeah, yeah, it's limited to four now.
Daaang.
Yo, big thanks for the talk, baby.
Thank you for the five, or it just depends.
it just depends. I was never really a fan of the five. I wasn't either.
Can't see five very well. No, and it gives the incentive to be in a different car.
And that's the last thing we need is for people to want to be in more cars.
We're here for you. Don't miss the war. We got to get drinks from here.
Well, there will always be war convoys, but it's like, Hey,
we got to do a bank job. We have to get two cars off the red.
Let me just do my due diligence really quick and
And then I can't wait to degrading
Be a group
Actually, but then I have a deal with
Oh, yeah, we'll say it well, I put a business proposal into own one of the mines
And we have a deal where any guys you guys get it anytime you guys get a prisoner or a criminal
You just fucking ship them up to the mines. They work for free
Oh
We got we got to talk with the Rangers once this yeah, give me a call give me a call
Do I have your number yet? Actually, no, I don't have your number. Give me your number. Let's say here
I'm still learning that you're good. So leave it. Oh shit. There you go
Oh
Guys, guys, please stop looking at her.
Ollie, we need to celebrate that he's part of the BBL girls' club.
I got you a BBL combo.
How are we going to celebrate that?
Hey, Granny, why don't you go upstairs, you know what I'm saying?
Give him a real shot.
I'm going to tell you something.
What up, Fuzi?
I'll bring five BBL combos before you, sir.
Yeah, you said...
Granny, your titty's about to fall out, tuck that thing in.
It's like looking up into the stars.
I don't want to look at this. Oh my gosh. No, that's crazy. Holy hell. It's got a gravitation on people.
Thank you. That'll kill you. My goodness. The tunnel's on the rear park. Sorry. Holy shit.
Oh, damn.
You can come pick it up in a second, though, okay?
Jesus!
Brandy?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna get off.
I'm gonna make some fries.
Hey, you hear me?
These drinks aren't very good.
You got this in my head.
I just went out of natural sensitivity.
Come on, man.
Get up, man.
There you go.
Get me up.
Oh, fuck that.
Damn.
Oh, my.
What's your name?
Holy fuck.
How you doing?
How you doing, man?
You got him?
Holy shit.
All right.
They still...
Oh, they're still getting food.
still oh they're still getting food
you need 40 drinks what you said
why is this dude so jealous of him
would you say about a goddamn drink son
i bought $1,700 worth of food i'm waiting for the rest of my bb on tomos
that ass can you hurry up
they got them would you give us a second here
we'll walk and hide back in it
I'll grab your right titty and beat the hell out of you with it
Miss Nishin, I'll take you up back and set you on fire for God's sake
you don't know what to do
I'll set you on fire too, but I've seen Lord roasted and that shit will go on for weeks
I'll put you on a spit-rose back, yes
I'm peeling some off your back and saving the customers for God's sakes
I'll put you out in the middle of the wilderness and people will think you baka
escape the spacecraft.
Yeah!
Look at your head, it looks like somebody lit a fire on just the top of it.
Look at your head, it looks like somebody plugged something in a while and now it's
in the electric bag.
Your mustache looked like you went into the woods and a caterpillar climbed up above your
limb.
Hey, does your belly button ever tuck into your head?
to your penis, with that foopa going down to your toes.
Are you asking me something from experience?
Do you ever do high knees and your titties knock yourself out?
You sound like you've experienced these things firsthand.
All right, boys.
How far can your toes spread out when you just
walk from the pressure of your fat ass on top of them?
I'm excited.
You can put one of your compression socks
on that freaking afro.
You just have to have to, if you've got sex.
If I ever get hungry and you and me were trying to survive, I could cut your fingers off and eat them like sausages.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You're okay now.
Shen, if you won't take this shit, I'll take you outside and literally set you on fire for that sex.
You understand, Seth?
You know how they take credit cards and they swap it behind someone's fat neck and say debit or credit?
Yours is foreclosure or bankrupt.
I'll see y'all in the car.
You're a rich man, that's right.
Yeah, a rich man.
Have a great day, everybody.
Hey, Lunar.
Fuck you, smooth.
Fuck you.
Why did you do this to us?
Oh, man.
It's there against us.
There against us.
They're against us. They're against us.
Hey, smooth.
Let's get the hell out of here. You want to drive, Barry?
I'm munching on drive after I eat. Dennis, scoot over.
I just...
I just talked shit for about three minutes.
minutes. That was really good
That guy had a good comeback.
He was good. Yeah. We're gonna
have to find him when he's off
duty and beat him off. I agree.
Well, that guy was asking to be
beat off. You can basically see
it in his eyes. No one's
thinking about it. I got him
with the last one. I don't think
he's heard that one before.
Dennis, don't you switch seats?
You get right back up there. You
pay for this repair wait but they can't repair us right now I'm just using their
parking lot oh shit why can't they repair us what it traps them wonderful
how great awesome it sounds like we're gonna be a quick little tsunami again well
we have a full PD repairs in the trunk well actually these are full PD repairs
Oh nice did that puppy right
All right
See I want to be a resting people right now where can we find some people to rest the damn
Go to the damn to the damn
Well Dennis is going to take us through Head Pop City.
Hold on tight everybody, hold on tight.
I stayed to the left, I stayed to the left.
Hold on boys.
Thirty different routes.
He drove us right through Head Pop City.
Out of the way scumbag.
What was that?
Yeah, now we're going to go through here as slow as possible so it all has to process in our brains.
Yeah, we make it out
Yeah, we had a lot of fun with ninja today man, we're gonna be up in soon. I want that shit
Get me in a Nino get me in a Nino
That is true
It's a lot easier
For legislation to get a casino in the middle of nowhere than it is to get in the middle of the city
Honestly that would be such a banger idea if the only casino to help in first was our underground one
That'd be sick
We just got a bunch of crack fiends gambling addicts sitting outside the bushes were arrested people. Where are you opening next?
I don't want to say it might be a bad idea to drop the big casino where everyone could
gamble.
Some of these guys would be fucking rich.
Yeah, they're gonna be rich.
They're gonna use the roulette strat.
I love that strat.
Is that the one where you guys just walk around and say it's due?
It's due?
No, it's...
Barry has his
But I invented one way back when where you cover every single number in a column
And you just let that shit ride and I'm not kidding you one time
I had to have made probably 15 million in a matter of 30 minutes
Because it goes on these it goes on these streaks where it just keeps hitting the same shit over and over and over and over again
Yeah
yeah I've been a little filthy rich a couple times yeah you have but not for
long only for a short spell they probably did change the legislation
because of their yeah wait what was it what was it so they made it so that I
I swear to God, our numbers just never hit after a while.
Really?
I swear to God, for like three months, they just never showed up.
No way.
You know what was funny at the end of it all?
You know because the way you look at the table, the way you look at the table,
it would be like working one day and then the next day it would be broken,
then the next day it would be working, so you know somebody was in there.
somebody was fucking with it the person who owned a casino told Barry that I was 53 million
dollars in profit bro that is insane yeah I had to hear
your part
whoa whoa whoa whoa
hey hey hey hey
not so quick pal
no sudden movements
relax
he ain't a fool
running down when he looking
inside a truck
go ahead go ahead
go ahead park the truck
you got it Mary
unlock the truck
you guys handle him
We got a fish a fish in the car
Hey, I can't stand when people put stuff at the bottom. I think there's some renovations already to the city
What's that?
Take a look at the car.
You can see the nice car.
That's a new one.
That was around here yesterday.
Oh, that was?
Yeah.
I didn't see that.
That's sweet.
Okay, so what's the rundown now?
Is it 15 in the trunk and 5 in my pockets?
Yes, sir.
And we're 15 now?
15 in the trunk, 5 on person.
He doesn't have any fish, he's a terrible fisher.
Well, it sounds like he is clear.
Have a wonderful day son.
Have a wonderful day sir.
Good luck.
They have already heard of Sauron's.
They're bailed.
We got other officers down here.
Oh yeah.
We set up an operation down here and we'll get up both sides.
sure it's in the most swarm in and there would be like 20 people here fishing and they'll all start
scattering and it's so funny. And you gotta look across the water there's tons of water.
What up? It was good, it was good. You guys get anybody? And great moms thank a lot for nobody
here. There is an issue that we can't see the other fishing place so we gotta get somebody
to go practice their fishing for a very long period of time. Dennis I already handled that.
Oh, really? I paid it go to go to your M.D.T. Yeah
Go to reports search fishing
What up boys number six
Good guys, I've heard even one about a hundred court cases already the photos. Yes, sir. I have
Beautiful
Yeah, the trailer the that's a kudle river. There's fish in it over there. Oh, yeah
People are getting more a couple years of experience and getting a lucid out there
I'm gonna say what I can do about getting us some hemiphoxoppers so we can patrol up north have Mac up there
And a little ski do or whatever the hail
I'd be good
Imagine what the sea helicopter landing as people pop up out of the water with the re-breather's.
Dude, a sting.
Wait, Buster, are you awake yesterday when we caught nine people on one boat in the middle of the water there?
I'm not saying something like that. I'm not saying y'all were giving them out for PPEs.
Oh yeah, yeah.
No life jackets or nothing.
Well, here's the thing, these boats don't have any place to put your fish.
So these guys, if they have any more than five on them, you're gonna fuck them up pretty good.
yeah I just can't wait to the park the state park is actually people are
utilizing that area and trying trying to make some money in there we found their
b****** we need to get cameras up yeah I'm telling you right now we need to get
cameras up well I heard I heard from Phoebe today that people aren't hunting
because they're dying randomly from wildlife,
or a deer or something.
They're not alive.
I'll get out of the last six.
I ain't gonna lie.
So look, somebody called me earlier today,
said there was a buffalo trying to kill him in the swamp,
and that he couldn't hurt it,
and that a ranger had to come on it for him.
The bison aren't illegal. They're not illegal,
unless they're in the state.
No, but the bison was attacking him,
And it was like some beefy ass butt-bushing that needed us to go fuck it up.
I've heard we haven't been getting many alerts on things because some of these mothfuckers will sit right on the edge of the state park and let the animal graze and it'll graze and graze and graze and then...
Oh, they graze a little bit too far and then back.
You got a journal?
I'm telling you, we need a fucking crazy...
Yeah, we only had two spots marked yesterday.
Yes, if you look at the hunting journal, you can see that just south of the state park, there's a hunting zone just right out of the border.
Why don't we set up, why don't we set up, wait do we have cameras there?
I don't see the two north ones right now.
We can put the cameras up there.
We should, we should 100% be putting cameras on those 50-50 lines.
I don't disagree with that.
Yeah, let's get some fucking camera though.
Let's start, let's start something, I don't know how long it lasts but...
We should go up there right now, set some cameras up and then also see if people are fishing in the middle of that lake right now, right on that edge.
Oh, yeah, let me see 100s. Yeah, they've limited the amount of
hundreds of scanners and the rain.
I think that's because maybe we don't have enough experience.
Oh, are they in the truck?
Yeah, they're in the truck.
Yeah, yeah, the scanner isn't in there as well.
All right, y'all go put those cameras up.
We're going to go patrol in Cassidy.
All right, we're ready.
All right.
We go hit the boating area.
Oh, another thing I'll also say that I love right now, too.
I really loved how us park rangers have such a different unique initiative compared to LSPD as well
like I love all the skate park and fishes
I really yeah I really like the separation it actually feels like two different departments
not two departments doing the same exact fucking thing
it's definitely a different change of pace and what's very cute for me as well I'm trying to
figure it out trying to try to get used to it. I think once there is reason for people to run,
I'll enjoy it more. Oh 100 percent. Because right now so far for me it's pulled up,
license check, they have their license, there ain't compliance, okay see you later.
It's really slow yeah. It's like for example like when the jellyfish was around like they give
people a hard time for their jillies I love that
oh yeah four little guys in their freaking skinny jeans
unbelievable I'm a little upset there's no coolers
there's no saying there might be some new uh new activities people are doing
today he was saying at the campfire so once the once the mare gets in position
she'll be able to give away the farming homesteads and stuff so we'll be able
to go inspect barns and then I'm sure there'll be crime attached with the
homestead to prop people trying to rob it and then wasn't there also aren't
realtors starting to get hired too and realtors are starting to get hired you
know what it's like you know what it's like you guys never heard of isopode
this gave my apartment called fortnight at the end of fortnight chapter one
There was eight billion fucking things going on things flying in the sky islands in the air fucking
Plains and this is it and then when they started chapter two
There was none of that shit and it went back to the bare bones and right now
We're at the start of chapter two of fortnight that I used to play at my apartment. Yeah
Yeah, so it's it's slower, but just give time chapter two season two will come out
That's why I'm happy I came back when I did because I feel like I'm getting back into the rhythm of things before chapter two really
really hits uh hit stride what the fuck is this I want to own this right what is it oh no you got to get the other one fuck this one
Wait, what is this?
This is the one right here?
Go check this out.
Oh, shit.
My adventures were good, Dennis.
They were good. It's always, you know,
I struggled with being in one spot
for too long.
So it was nice taking
a good long break
and doing whatever I wanted to do.
It was good.
I'm still, you know, I'm like
foot in, foot out, but definitely
be starting my days doing this step I'm not gonna lie it would be sick owning
that mansion back there and we run the farms like our own little town just keep
falling the road keep on the road it's a little better than I thought it would be sick
wait so now individuals are going to own the way fucking farming spot like a whole
Yeah, all that land and then the higher people to farm it, I think, of this place.
No, no, keep going.
There's another one, though.
Right here, this one.
Oh, hell yeah.
Take the thing, so you got right below us, you got a private fucking jacuzzi and a hot tub combo.
The hot tub.
Oh, yeah.
There's a hot spring to the left.
Oh, yeah.
The hot springs and look inside this fucking building.
Oh, yeah.
This is your new home, Jim.
Bustin's Manor.
This is clean.
Bustin's Manor.
This motherfucker is nice.
Oh, yeah.
This seems like a fucking hot cat.
This is pretty cool.
This motherfucker is not nice.
Oh, yeah.
That's a shame.
Bro, this is where we open up the Sino.
Yes.
Bucket the bottom of the ranger station people are going to hear us arresting people in here would be sick
And you know, you know what else to I never even been in here. Well, I noticed there's a door over here
Or something like behind a bookshelf behind this book like that door doesn't open but imagine you put in the basement down there
Oh, I guarantee you there's a reason why that door don't open probably
you know what you gotta see.
Oh, come on.
You're often sick.
Damn.
This shit.
Look, you know, like you already got it set up.
You got the poker chips.
Look at that.
There's a god.
Oh, look at this.
I'm down.
You lose.
Oh, look at this.
I'm telling you
It is nice. Yeah, this place is sick
Yeah, this place is sick tons of barking really nice you gotta be able to defend your castle
I I gotta see that at the vantage points is the game more than the ramps
I don't see him. Maybe he's just not on duty.
Yeah, I think he is. I'll talk to him about that. That could be really cool opportunity.
We're in a little underground casino right there. Mm-hmm
That was a drone
Yeah, there's a lot of things a lot of things that could be added
I'd also like for this to be like a little town that can actually people could use. Oh
Yeah, that'd be fucking get a restaurant right here, you know
yeah well restaurant wouldn't do well if there's one thing I know about going up
north for food people just won't do it but if they lived here actually yeah oh
yeah like an apartment building or something just something like that I
mean there's plenty of incentive to be here just a matter of making it casual
Oh, we're up here because we have to be we have to check the water
The cameras
What cameras the Ranger cameras are
They're trying to put the
Those cameras in or we can only put through the state park. You know, you can only be placed in the state park
That makes sense
I'm a little when y'all draft I get tired of driving I want to check one
quick thing here one moment what is it down here dogs this is where we rolled
up on two people I'm pretty sure we're gonna have to keep warm you the rest of
here I gotta go take a look in I'll be honest they should be able to fish
Anywhere was inside the chair so that we have to like go hunt them down, you know
I just wait what I was right down here
Right. Oh, they were like right here. No, there's a fishing spot right here. It's uh, I have it up
It's right into the right
At the bottom there's a whole pier and dock
But they're saying, wait, they're saying we can see on GPS?
Oh we can!
Yeah, yeah, you just put it on your phone and then turn it on.
That's what I meant by getting me, I think I'm gonna spend a little time just chilling
and fishing.
I have a fishing cooler on me.
Hey, this is the spot where we should put a camera right now dude.
I'm gonna try to get one out of the truck.
oh oh wait why did you start raining hey we're gonna set up we're gonna Dennis is
setting up one of the ranger cams right at this fishing spot up here that we
knew have you know
Oh, so that camera can only spot hunting?
It can't spot anything else.
Okay, Dennis, apparently can only spot hunting.
Okay, disregard them.
Is it fucking raining?
Yeah
I just don't know enough like so so what can they hunt dennis anywhere in the state park or is it certain areas?
it's specific area okay so it's like fishing okay
that's one tasty burger
We'll be able to own these or no because they're in the safe heart.
That'd be cool owning a house in the safe heart, putting it right there and then you
know motherfuckers would be fishing right off that dock.
I'm pretty sure that's the area
They said it became right up here
Don't see Vegas see what it looks like it's like on the
You have a hunting book on you?
I don't know. I keep hearing about that.
I've never seen a book in a glove box.
Was there a glove box?
Pretty cool.
Oh, what the fuck?
I've never seen that.
It's got, like, missions out there and shit.
How do I get one of those?
We gotta go to the hunting area.
the dock the station or whatever
where is that you know up north to the right
it's on gps the Toledo hunting log
if they're on market head over that way
but with that let's see all the hunting areas
Yeah, I need I need to go by one
Well, I mean it has the same issue as the fishing where we can't see the ones we're not good enough to
But why don't we uh
Find somebody to get pictures. I mean, dude, I paid I paid a thousand dollars to people
Oh shit
Oh shit. We're fine, we're fine.
Perfect control. Perfect control.
Oh, oh, we're good.
The hell is this thing here?
Uh oh, careful of that thing.
It's really coming down up here.
Oops, the star was pay attention.
It's raining!
Still nothing, Chat.
Nothing's going on.
Oh my god, who killed me how was he fucking dead right now?
Please stop stop maybe we might be bleeding again dude we might be able to pick him up
Maybe
What's crazy is this wasn't happening before today
How's your food and water look I'm fine. I've been eating and drinking I don't know what the fuck is going on I
Do love how you can pick people up
Make it I'm internally bleeding as well. Actually what the fuck get off of me
get off of me. Dennis, put him down for it. All right. Yo,
this guy's heal me or is it just not bleeding?
Hell yeah. I don't even think that just stopped the bleeding. I
don't know.
Anyone got to make it? Nope. I'm bleeding out. Okay. I'm
bleeding out right now too. Yeah, full food, full water. It
was the car accident. I don't know if I've seen him any kid.
We have them in the armory.
We can call them from the hospital.
Really?
Or the doctors have one.
Or the armory.
But it's the same thing as Gauze.
I still don't know, is that permanent?
Is that permanent?
What permanent?
Um, like if we ever are slightly, if our blood sugar is not 100, that we have to go to plant.
Oh wow.
Oh he drove off a cliff and the truth comes out dammit.
Can't you go to the place I belong!
wait it's for Damien
look at the one of the other renders
oh he's putting the cameras is that what he's doing
look at the cameras he's set up
holy shit yeah so so those
there's not really cameras from what we understand Barry you might have been in
your head
motion detectors right yeah apparently they're just motion detectors
there's gonna be hunts in front of it wait
uh Dennis I talked to that lucky guy and now I have a permanent now I have a permanent uh mark
ATM great ocean oh right here boom go go go
We can pull up on them and I'll bleed out in front of them really know I mean
business as long as you ain't driving
pretty sure a game board eventually was in a few hours at meeting what I'm on
radio croc was asking about when the mayor announcement is see who the new
I got it wait so then isn't it isn't the new mayor now gonna have to hire uh
like utility workers too yeah all that they're about to be sland everything
they're about it busting they're about to be slammed they're not so much shit to do
I know I was gonna run for me but
but fuck all that.
Yeah, Ninja joined us earlier today.
Wait, what?
I haven't even heard a news about when this is happening.
How they just-
It's on L, it's on L.
They know it's in a row.
Let's see, what the?
Oh, dude, I'm not gonna lie, I voted for Chris G.
I know that it may not be the clutch for today,
But he's the one closest to my pocket.
What's that, Dennis?
I'm Dennis' dad.
Let's get up to the ATM and then maybe I'll help with the speed.
Let me get there, son.
Keep going, Dennis!
Hang on, Dennis!
Yeah, I don't think it's possible.
I don't think there's enough going on yet for Pete.
Hopefully, soon enough.
Yeah, they've been gone, boys. They've been gone.
They've been gone.
way they're so here you get them out Barry yeah he's on your side get up big
fellow
You stupid motherfuckers!
We gotta go to the hospital anyways!
It's so funny you can't hit everyone like super weak right now.
Yesterday we was chasing somebody and I was telling him I'm about to taze him like 50 times and I tased him right in the head and he fucking died.
Yo blue collar, thank you for the bribe man!
We were so fucking weak that we were arresting somebody in the south the other day and beat them 45 of us!
Just one, every single one of us!
That'll happen.
Is it foreign for your guys eyes too?
Yeah, it's raining like crazy.
Holy shit, I was wondering if I could have received that down here.
I guess that was the storm coming down from Toledo.
Yeah, it is an insane amount of rain
Dude, I want to get I want to buy one of those new houses and on the side of Muir Park those things look fucking sexy
We were just over there checking them out. Yeah, there's some big almost cul-de-sacs. It was nice
Person and now he's got me doing some fucking hunting
Thing and it's now stuck open it picks up. Yes, I just have a yellow bar
I'm telling you where to go
Yeah, that'll have it. All right. Listen boys. Brace for a race for an impact
We
Ggs, I'm ended there
Good day today, man. That was fun
Hopefully, like we talked about before, hopefully some things start picking up some more things
going on in the server.
I'm having a lot of fun though, man.
I'm having fun for what we do have and for what that, for what...
What was I trying to say?
For what is going on, there we go.
For what is going on, I'm having fun.
It's a good time.
I think for me, what will make it more fun for me is just more, more stuff, more chases,
more exciting things.
I think once there's actual like, you know, just more, just more, more things, more stuff,
more things.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean, Bern?
You know what I mean?
So it's boring. Yes, I mean in terms of like in terms of the content like
The things to do that isn't going around and just yapping. Yes, it's boring
But again, like it's everything's picking back up. Everything's catching momentum in
And time there will be more things to do and more stuff going on and then I feel like that boring will
Not be as boring that makes sense. Is there a is there something's going on right now? Oh
is
PlayStation announcing games you guys want to watch this. I'm actually so down
Mods were pushed in the special category let's watch this
I'm gonna go switch my hats out real quick.
You can switch my hat.
I kinda won't see this.
Gotta say, I captured your good side.
You're assuming I've got a bad side.
Oof.
So what would you play for from today?
I like the Anisong.
Hold the fucking phone.
What do you think about it?
Hold the phone!
I think my favorite is the Gippler Dope.
Dinos?!
Oh, is this the scary games where you're running from dinosaurs?
It is!
Yeah, I saw something about this somewhere, it's like a scary game where you're trying
to survive and not get eaten by dinosaurs.
the hell
Back in early 2023, S-Game first showed us Phantom Blade Zero in passing in a hotel,
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In dune awakening, you can choose to play with your friends or alone in a brand new single
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I knew it.
Because that little bit of PvP was too much for the PvE nerds.
That little bit that existed was enough for them to bitch about it.
Dynasty Warriors 3, complete edition remastered, is a modern revival of the 2001 game that
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Maybe I'll play this back in the day?
An experience intense 1 vs. 1000 skirmishes across vast battlefields.
Joining the battle is Zohan, the protagonist from Dynasty Warriors Oranges.
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Step into a living hand-painted world you can explore alone or share with friends in your
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A world that evolves even when you're offline.
I kinda look cool.
The highly anticipated full 1.0 release expands everything.
A massive world.
A deep class and progression system.
And hundreds of hours of content, including Endgame,
all with full crossplay and cross-aid.
No rest for the Wicked launches on PS5 this October.
Yeah.
The castle on the mountain.
Can I be honest? I'm so happy games are going back to that gruesome cut people's heads off and half this, that, and the other.
Remember whenever it all went to like,
We've got to minimize the amount of gore that's in the games. I'm so happy that that is over.
Neomoto Musashi, the fool who seeks strength yet rejects the power of the army.
You shame yourself, child!
Witness my fight!
If you live by the sword, fight it with everything.
So you've lost.
Will you swap the sword for a trowel?
like I will what then are you going to go taking human souls if you
saw this I've chosen to trust in such as judgment in all matters
three hours of power that you have in return.
You're gonna get going, Onimusha.
Woohoo, next!
Oh my gosh, a lion dog charm, I'm in!
hands on Onimusha way of the sword this September. But, you won't have to wait long to try it
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No, it's not the... I think the fighting looks cool. It's the extra shit that's on Saga.
What the hell is that?
Now we're talking.
Hey! Who's there?
It is insane, the graphics that are achievable in these games.
Something doesn't feel right.
Zoe?
I'm sorry, I...
Zoe?
What are you doing here?
The fuck is this?
Give me the hippie jeepies!
What the hell is that?
There's no rest of it.
Oh, wow, there's a new Silent Hill.
I've never played any of those Silent Hill games.
They freaked me out.
Target is the front gate of the capital of our homeland the Federation of Central Yuzha
We will storm from the sea and take the capital back from our enemy
So you're the next one
The one whose rear we'll have to cover
People left behind back of the continent wait a minute hold some sort of simple
That's where the Wings of Thief comes in, the legendary savior.
D.D. wants the legendary savior to get as much publicity as possible.
More exposure?
Who's this?
You're an aspiring!
We're gonna be watched out!
All air threats, pull out!
Sorry, Franks. Your stay put, junk-a-long.
Above your sights are wings of seas!
No harm will come to you!
Hail to the sky, everyone! Hope it will then reach!
Retour my nose, fingers!
Where's the imposter?
There's any information he's in all this crap telling people to trust him.
Hold on, we can offer that, right, Mr. Jet-1?
It's an ambush.
Shadows.
Justice Klan, we've handled the bait.
Wait, let's take it.
We'll find out, shoot it down.
Where's your keys?
Great bite!
This is Klan!
We've got a leak.
If it has a rat-crash...
Hang on!
Now go on, now, it's an enemy!
They have a dramatic heroic adventure!
Unique guys, they saw that unlike any other are right there for you.
Please take a look at this video.
Did you know there are three kind of aces?
What the?
What video?
Wings of Sube, the download version is the Play order feature, and the package version is the initial purchase feature.
Well, be lost now.
The Belkan War version will be released.
Please enjoy the world of Strangereal, which is the same as the 8th World.
I appreciate y'all man. Thank y'all so much for loving the sub, Jits.
Oh, Zack. You just started playing Forza.
Oh, Zach just started playing Forza.
Well, look at that.
...
Death Rates!
Such a great movie.
And cut!
Great tank, think we got it.
Yep, role play back.
I think we got it. Yep, role play back.
Stuntman Hollywood, we all thought it was need for speed.
speed.
Ha ha!
There's a wounded man!
Nasty injuries!
It's like a beast torn apart!
A beast?
Not here?
Are you drunk or something?
Do him up and show him out.
But he's still weak, so be careful.
What's going on?
All right, what's going on?
Fire! Open!
Take your ammo.
Die, bastard.
And you're tough, surprisingly lively for someone who just came out of a coma.
If you want to survive, you gotta hustle.
You fell from the moon.
There's always gotta be a rush in dealing with something.
I will help you, but not...
Yes, please.
Not... go there.
I'll take my chances.
It turns out I'm a lucky man.
What the fuck?!
You'll find nothing there.
But death...
He's punching babies!
Well, good luck.
Keep quiet in there.
Yeah, there's the gore, holy cow.
Bro, all these graphics on these games are nuts.
Something is coming.
They have to go.
It felt like an Earthquake.
But it was just a paperclip.
Falling off the desk.
The tiniest tremor before the main event.
Excuse me.
I know what they put you through.
You've never had a chance.
In two days before the lockdown fell, an uncategorized resonance appeared in Manhattan.
As things stand right now, Dylan, here I've only shot at survival.
You are not FBC, you're not even fucking human!
The FBC locked me in that cell for years and forgot about me.
This...it was a way out.
People can change.
The past doesn't matter.
It lost me.
When it gets this crazy...
When the games start going to like this extent, you lose me, you know?
Scott, thank you for the prime. Ali, thank you for the tier one.
Old. We're gonna have a lot of fun together.
What? What? What the hell just happened?
I did do.
Marathon.
I have never seen a game that has more of a cult
following in a negative way than Marathon. Like we just watched some of the the the
dumbest looking games in the world and everyone's like oh yeah maybe you know
whatever then Marathon turns on. Just fuck you! We hate Marathon! Bro it's crazy! I
don't know how they were able to get to this point.
Who knows guys maybe they'll put out a crazy update that we all like
We want destiny 3
You're tired of extraction shooters I
I still think the Extraction Shooter category or just Extraction Shooters in general is a
really good time.
The dangerous and cutthroat world of Marathon expands straight with the second season.
Really been Extraction Shooters for a couple of years now.
Bungie announced an open trial period for the launch of Season 2.
You'll also be able to pick up Marathon at a discount.
What is Marathon right now?
Let me look at that.
Now, let's take a look at what's coming soon to PlayStation 5.
A first of a blooded fantasy world is finally coming to PlayStation for the first time.
Bro, I mean it's not terrible.
It's not terrible.
30,000 is not bad.
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In June, battle colorful enemies with musical instruments in Guitaroo Man, one of the most
stylish rhythm games from the PS2 era.
In July, PsyOps the MindGate conspiracy joins the classic
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And finally, Onimusha Dawn of Dreams, a Capcom classic from 2006, launches later this year
in August.
Why make new games when they can prey on your nostalgia for the genius track?
Game right, it works.
Get off me.
Oh
Does no one know this guy
Oh you two haven't met yet, right Sebastian, I'm looking after you
Zombies this facility has been shot down for decades
I'm just a guy I'm tall until
Night are you out there?
But you didn't attack it.
We've been fighting.
No! He's coming!
Take a deep breath.
Fuck! Which way?
Skinny!
Turn it away! Turn it away!
I'm not doing this!
Put your shirt back on!
No! No!
Oh shit!
Can we do what needs to be done?
Oh, until died!
Oh, shit!
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Oh, I can't record it, great, nice!
I'm built on a skull.
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And it dictates who survives and who dies.
This is a grand title debuting with more than 20 minutes of uninterrupted gameplay.
So turn up the volume, sit back, and enjoy.
I better not suck or I'm gonna say it sucks.
Has he been paid to watch this? No.
I do not want to know what games are coming out.
I want to know what's to get excited about is my job to let you know is your job is
probably doing some bullshit.
You don't guys much time to waste is me.
You're welcome.
Thanks for your sacrifice. I've got you soldier. Don't you worry about death. Alright, I'll
There isn't got a whore I'll take my pants off right now.
Hold.
Find your way home.
Yes!
You are free.
Find your way home.
Yes!
You are free.
Come on!
It was all worth it!
The weighty was worth it!
Lock in, I'm turning it up, everyone.
Shut the fuck up!
I
Don't be a remaster. Don't be a remaster. Do not be a remaster.
Might be a flashback, flashback!
It's new, it's not a remaster! It is not a remaster, I repeat, not a remaster!
Wait what?
Loki's mom?
Is God in support?
It is.
Yeah, yep it is.
Is that Freya?
She is a cool character.
You're going to have people lose their minds because it's a female main character.
That's just how people are.
She's a cool character.
I didn't get to say goodbye.
Is this a deals?
Oh, shut up.
This definitely isn't the light of our friend.
That'll happen.
There's no time here.
Dude, the fighting is so good!
The fighting is so good!
Shouldn't have been that difficult.
Yeah, Amber, good idea.
Now, how about a way out?
I guess I'll find my own way from here.
Do the graphics look unbelievable?
mask. No, no, no, it can't be. It's not possible. If there's another mask, my path isn't safe.
Yeah, bro, anyone with a regular PS5 playing this is gonna sound like a space engine whenever
where you launch this game.
Mom, forget it! The gateway is closed!
Oh
No, not the lizard!
I
Shit
Oh
Another mass.
This is important to you.
I wonder, do you think this could set you free?
ready he's been holding that frustration in for a while would you like to see how
hard it is to die here godly I can show you built up frustration you can't keep
Let me hear it.
Keep your eyes closed.
There is no escape.
Resisting the truth.
We'll all make this more painful.
Oh!
No.
Deal with our new pets.
No!
Hey!
No!
Hey!
Okay. I think they're gone.
Just be careful.
Fresh air.
Oh, you're different.
You're a cube. Talking.
You know what? It doesn't matter. How do we get out of here?
Yeah, yeah, we've tried.
There's no way out.
And you're a talking sword.
I'm not the sword.
I'm the Revenge, obviously.
And my name is Rue.
The Cube is Frank.
I'm Faye.
The rest of your way out of here.
Away out, but you're not even all here.
Moves like Hutch is gut.
You look out on fan, you bitch.
I'm dead. You have to be dead to come through the dead way.
It's like you're holding something back.
This isn't working.
There are only anyway.
After Life of the Gods?
I call it the everyone.
After Life of the Gods.
Great.
so what's the plan boss not your boss Frank that cask that's why you're trapped
yeah wait you made that big explosion happen right could you do that again my
magic wrong here you want out right because you did want that we
differently do hey you need to accept it all of it you're dead how do I accept
Simple. Focus. You're here. Be here.
What if I need to be somewhere else?
Then focus on what you do need.
Find your way home.
Hey, that's it? What were you thinking of?
This took a really weird turn.
Thank you. We'll take it. Now let's get out of here.
Okay. Get ready.
Why? Not a good idea! Bad idea!
Oh, damn it!
Oh
Rue? I think you should give her the sword.
How do I know I can trust her?
She's gonna save you! You're alive for ribbon!
I promise.
Okay. Take it.
I
Need to get out of here not until I get you out. I don't need help
They're coming up behind!
I have no idea how to open that cage.
Big kid!
Get ready!
Come on!
No!
I got a promise to keep.
Fine!
But Lady, that sword is more than you think it is.
Come on!
No, I got a promise to keep.
Fine, but Lady, that sword is more than you think it is.
You all ready?
I will kill you.
Don't they promise you can't keep God?
You're scared of this sword. Why?
I've seen it, nothing!
I don't give a...
Stop!
I don't give a...
Holy shit!
Don't give up!
I don't give up!
I'll be pulling it. That was kind of crazy. I don't know who the fuck is laughing.
That was cool.
Alright!
Well to be honest, out of all these, I saw three games that looked cool.
Dragon!
All right.
Not too shabby, Chad.
Not too shabby at all.
That wasn't too bad.
That wasn't too bad in the slightest.
Hell yeah.
Wait, is it over?
Last minute last minute leaks.
Hashtag we want destiny three.
That's everything that is being said is we want destiny three.
Holy shit.
Look at that chat.
It got spammed the entire hour, really.
So the entire time that this was going down, people were just spamming, we want Destiny
3, really.
Well Chad GG's hell of a day. Thank y'all so much for watching and chilling today, dudes. Thank y'all for hanging
I will see you guys tonight on peanut stream
Everybody else who's not gonna be around tonight. I'll see you guys tomorrow. We're gonna be playing GTA again
Maybe a little bit of tarcop depending on if I like it tonight or not and
Oh
Oh, we have the second episode of that that Lego shit in the morning. We're gonna start that at 10 30 a.m
So make sure you're here
Chad I appreciate you and I love you. I hope all you guys have a wonderful rest of your night dudes
Thank y'all so much for chilling. Thank y'all so much for hanging man, and I will see all you guys tomorrow
Thank you again. Send you to the 24 seven channel on Twitch everybody else. I will see you guys when I see you
Let's love later
I like that little hair, dick ball, can't leave, whoo, shit a lot