you
Music
When you say you want your freedom
Well, whoever I keep you down
We're sort of at addiction
I like that long hair, thick bone Can't leave, shit alone, goes out, to the mo'
Runs it back, that's the John, big, big booty Make it bounce, stack it cash, large your
mouth, toss it up, pull it down, that's the type to stick around
That's the John, that's the John, John, John, John
I like the tall ones, skinny ones Glazed ones, honey buns, thick bone, licorice
Make it bounce, make it bounce, make it bounce
Get me booty, make it bounce, make it catch
Large amount, I like that
I like that
you
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Restaurant Hogan's hangout. Okay. You see oh, yeah, I feel a little bit you can sing. Yeah
Yeah, Ripley's mom
She's very great
When you're in a five mile radius of her you can smell that pussy stink. Oh, yeah, that's thank
Well, I had all the people saying it down on it
It down on it
Get your back up, off the malls
I heard all the people saying
Get down on it, come on then
Get down on it, if you really want it
Get down on it, you gotta feel it
Get down on it, get down on it
Get down on it, come on then
Get down on it, baby baby
Get down on it, get on it
Get down on it, I say people
What, what you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I still made a dirty due, what should I do?
Fight the straight!
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies!
Good morning!
What happened this morning? The weather is shit. I woke up this morning to rain,
depression, and a little bit of gas.
Trust me, I was gonna go plop my fat ass in a chair and soak up the sun. Oh, I was
looking forward to it jack jack and die coat give me a double I'll take a chip
chicken tender basket three of them
well time to go play talk off well time to go farm some money time to go
Well, time to go, kill some timbers.
You just worked a nine to five.
You worked a nine shift.
You thought you were going to play customs.
Give me your fucking killer.
Give me your dog tag.
I will take everything.
Good morning.
I did see.
We do have an update on the bricks and minifigs today, which I'm excited about.
sadly I did see some teasers and it's not good news it's not good news it's it's
not good news it's not good news it's not good news spoiler alert episode 3 is
not dropping from what I saw basically exactly what we talked about literally
verbatim is happening. We're going to watch it, but long story short, he's getting told
by his lawyers not to post it. I mean guys, we're talking about a multi-multi-million
dollar lawsuit now for defamation on both his side and like him suing them and them suing
him so you know it's at the point now where it's past content you know all
the good content always ends in lawsuits all the good shit always ends in court
it's never ridiculous I remember I remember back in the day where you could
fight somebody outside of a bar and not have to worry about going to court you
You know, you could steal $200,000 worth of Legos from old people and not have to worry about court.
Unbelievable, man. Take me back. Take me back.
Been here for five years watching you sit in a dark garage figuring out how to walk and talk, Bob.
You come a long way. You really do deserve it, man.
man. There are not many people in this world who are as genuine as and as consistent as
you happy birthday. Well, it ain't my birthday, but I appreciate the kind words and thank
you for the fiber man. Thank you for the love. W's in the chapter young. I appreciate you,
man. Tingle thank you for the five gifted over on the two to start the day. Mayor and
and Fana JD slide Valk one for the good guys.
Bob's being my Adderall.
Conman, thank y'all for the love, man.
Twisted, thank you for the hundred bitties.
All right, let me get this fired up.
Let me get this fired up here, Yonda.
How'd the, how'd the Rades go?
Once I got off last night, Chad, how'd the Rades go?
It ain't my birthday, summits rich, hell yeah.
Oh Clip Q is now open.
of
change and i change i thought i changed it already
all i never changed it thank you you too
we do that
excuse me
also
dayoff is
most likely going to be tomorrow so we're going to stream today we're going to take
tomorrow off and then play night time tomorrow tonight probably probably gonna
be a regular day-to-day no no night time games probably gonna play regular
talk I'll then play some of summer and then get the fuck out of here a group of
tie it all right let's watch some clips episode three is finally finished after
They're crazy all nighters and basically destroying my health.
Damage stealing!
I can't post it.
Stop that title!
I'm going to jail.
And not only that, I will also immediately lose my lawsuit of $300,000 and the GoFundMe
we made from Brian will go straight to this mystery company that I'm no longer allowed
to talk about.
They sent court papers to my email, which I guess a judge approved for them that this
was a valid form of service.
And so now that I'm officially served, I cannot even mention this company or I will be in
jail and everything.
Normally I would be like, screw the big guy telling me what to do.
I'm going to do what's morally right.
But in this situation, if I do that, then all my friends get screwed with this lawsuit
and we lose all the go funding money we raised, like immediately.
So I am no longer allowed to even mention this mystery company.
My personal opinion is that this is unfair because this order was put on me because this
company was telling the court that I was making bomb threats.
I was planning on murdering the manager and employees, which obviously I didn't do.
And you can see that in the footage.
The only problem is I was not given a chance to share my side.
the court just heard their perspective, not mine.
So because I wasn't able to share my side,
I'm now no longer allowed to talk about them.
And it looks like this might be it.
You got a gag order.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's all we get.
Damn.
He's getting screwed in every way shape and form, isn't he?
Bro
Oh, I just shot peanut in the face
Listen, I'll steal myself. I didn't know peanut went on the right side of the ball
I thought he was still in the left side of the ball. Listen, I'll pick up
Hehehehehehe
So much
To face the best in the world the ZUFA World Champion Gio Pati
You think can he do what they do in the movies?
Can he be Rocky Balboa take all this punishment and still somehow come back to win
It doesn't normally work that way in real life, but this is real life and just look at this this fight
Look at this action from the start
Press bombs that chop him down with headshots
Absorbing that and looking to get more he just a another way
And yet, there's ball into that red corner.
It's gonna be an interesting last one.
Minimum this round with Bill Smith.
Sort of shooting the shot.
He's taking all of them.
Look at how he's just staying up.
Oh, he's staying up.
He's getting away.
I was thinking just what he did.
Oh, he's standing there.
That shot was supposed to knock him out.
Oh, he's staying up.
Especially after the punishment he took in the second.
See the hell out of him.
Amazing you see Roseki and you say boy, that's a throwback fighter
Wait, so who's the underdogs the guy with all the tattoos the one who's been getting the shit beat out of them
They're gonna put on the replica Jack Dempsey boots. You better fight like that superman
It's exactly what he's doing
and CBS just landed
after a fight this fight
in his hometown
Oh!
working on both
Oh, I was expecting somebody to get knocked out, dammit
or is that the moon blaze that he used? I think it's where it's called. Oh no.
Here comes the yell. No yell.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
No, yeah.
Oh, wow.
That's how you know that he was mentally broken for this, if he's not screaming at the top of his lungs.
I
That looks cool.
Alcohol has so many female hormones in it, once you drink too much, you can't drive and
you start talking nonsense.
I'm not. I don't know what the fuck's going on.
What is this?
Day before?
Tell them this ain't war dogs.
I said it before, it's so funny how times and games change their direction, like you
go back three, four years ago, or even just two years ago, three years ago, before our
granders, everything was first person, now every game that's coming out is third person
right shoulder POV.
So funny.
Yeah, I like games, whatever they have, that really cool cosmetic stuff.
Looks interesting.
Oh, coffee and breakfast.
Oh, I love you.
Thank you.
Wonderful.
Oh yeah, that looks interesting.
This training video cost an overweight
Belgi police officer his job,
but Chris parents is back on the force
and ready to prove himself.
Tonight he's talking with KETV News Watch 7
first about a tough two years.
No income, your name, Doug Figert,
how would it be for you?
Loose some weight, Patty.
I'm Brandy Peterson.
I'm Rob McCartney.
It was a controversial decision that went to the courts.
should a police officer's weight determine if he's fit for duty.
KATV News Watch 7's Farah Pazol spoke with Chris Parent tonight.
She's live with the exclusive interview in tonight's big story.
Farah.
Officer Parent could be back in uniform and in a police cruiser in a few days.
He's won every legal battle to get his job back.
He has to pass one more mandatory gun test before his client is charged.
Officer Chris Parent walked into the...
Stupid as fuck.
Stupid as shit
Listen, I got a couple extra. Let me take a bite of this brown. Mm-hmm
Anyways
I got a couple extra pounds of myself as well
but
I ain't responsible for the lives of others
And you ain't gonna do shit being this fat
When shit hits the fan you're gonna be huffing air ain't doing nothing
Hell no put him behind a desk bang hit it Joe these clips bro
Y'all ever heard that song it's called song to the south y'all ever heard
Bro every time I hear that song it be killing me song song in the south
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
Don't go to win ain't nobody coming back again or whatever he said but that's all be killing me man
These clips suck ball sack Batman
What's the difference between a noise and a sound effect?
Most people tend to classify both of them together.
But a noise is different in that it's nondescript. You can't identify it.
That's a noise. A sound effect is describable.
You don't know what those are, you can't identify them.
Holy shit, I thought the last one was bad. You ain't gonna believe this one.
Buggin' a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in a bug in
Hello? What's it say now that truck?
What? No, just my uh... man.
I'm just not watching all these music videos and shit man.
What if I was rapping about the same shit they rappin' about?
That's the granada!
I'm finna drag you!
Give me my toy right now!
No, this toy is my toy!
Bro, what are we watching?
Well, it seems we're at an impasse!
Yeah, we'll have to tuck a wall for it!
It's small!
No, it isn't!
Yes, it is!
I knew it for-
Jesus, bro.
Hey, judge, you run out right here?
Yes.
Well, I'm thinking.
Yeah.
What's up, guys?
That'll happen.
God now is no time for a nap.
Jump through the window.
What if you discovered a species for the very first time and they just vanished forever,
never to be seen again?
Creatures so rare, the only proof they existed is a single specimen from single sightings
in remote jungles to 16 foot whales.
Today we're diving into five more animals that have only been seen once, starting with
the spade toothed whale.
A full-sized whale, something that grows to around 16 or 17 feet long, and no one has
ever seen one alive.
Everything we know about this animal comes from individuals that have washed up dead
on beaches.
And get this, there have only been about seven confirmed specimens ever found to date.
And these specimens have mostly been turning up around New Zealand and one all the way
over in Chile.
The very first record goes all the way back to 1872, when someone found a lower jaw on
a remote island.
And even then, scientists didn't realize what they had.
hear me out hear me out
begledon at whale's 16 foot we can't find it think of a shark that lived for a
hundred and fifty years just saying since they thought it belonged to a
complete just saying it could be there then over the course of a few years more
and more bones started washing up on the beaches around just saying and it wasn't
until scientists actually ran DNA tests that they realized all of these remains belonged
to the same species, a whale that no one had ever seen in the flesh.
And then in 2010, something crazy happened.
When a mother and cock washed up dead on a beach in New Zealand, it was only then when
DNA testing came back and confirmed those were spayed to whales.
Scientists literally had the animal and didn't even know what it was.
Now in terms of what the citation actually looks like, it's got that classic beaked
whale shape that's built for deep diving, but the weirdest part are the teeth.
The males have these huge spade shaped teeth that stick out from the lower jaw, hence its
namesake, and they can get to around 9 inches long.
Scientists believe that these whales use these teeth for fighting other males down in the
depths, which is just crazy to think about, and speaking of deep, that's probably the
reason we've never seen one alive.
whales are some of the best divers on the planet. They can stay underwater for hours
and dive to depths of nearly 10,000 feet, which is almost like 2 miles down in complete
pitch black. So if the species spends most of its life down there, well, then it makes
perfect sense why we've never seen one alive. The most recent specimen found just 2 years
ago was the first time scientists
Wee!
Properly created a fresh intact
Guys I'm not gonna lie these clips
are absolute fucking ass
That'll happen
That's cool
That'll happen
Oh man.
Well...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Well...
Guys, you should know by now, I don't mod my Resident Evil games.
Ah!
Somebody won't let the world is gonna roll me.
Get out of my swamp!
It's all over for you now.
Oh, the ladder!
Oh, hello there!
Oh, God!
Help!
Ah, shit, chief!
We're out of here, we're out of here, we're out of here, we're out of here, we're out
of here.
Let's go play some video games.
My goodness gracious, we got Shrek getting shot by Master Chief.
What the fuck are we doing, huh?
What the fuck are we doing?
Oh, yeah, I never listened to the voice levels, they just sent me something today.
Let me listen to this.
Give me one second.
So goofy all right all right if you weren't here yesterday we had a good day we had a
fantastic day absolutely fantastic day we made a lot of money we got the made a lot
of money we got the uh what's it called unlocked icebreaker and we're doing good
man we're doing good we're doing good now I'm trying to figure out what
Thank you for watching.
you
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Gp in the ass bucket, I'm not backing out again. I'll back out for a backpack. I don't want to lose not a GP coin
I agree, I think, but you guys have to understand something man, like no matter how you spend
this, we're talking months if not years of lawsuits in court and hundreds if not seven
figures worth of lawyer's fees, like it's, the reality is in court nobody wins, period,
Nobody wins until the verdict.
And even then, nobody wins.
Like, unless you can get a, unless it goes in your favor and you get reimbursed for
lawyer fees, you're fucked.
It's just, dude, it sucks.
You're just burning money.
The only one you ever win is the lawyers.
That's it.
I
Bricks and many figs it's listen if you don't know what we're talking about be happy you don't it will
Take real estate and your brain
Like a fucking tapeworm taking up space in your stomach. Okay, it's just you don't want to know what we're talking about
trust those are some nice loafers yeah
they're cute no they're cute
Oh, you look good I promise
We should actually just let's go mark the ambulances I was gonna go run to that tower, but we'll do that at the end of the
Red I
Think that we're gonna have that
Yeah, we do okay beautiful
Is it there's a as a what they're called in front of us is there one at the entrance to cave, right?
Is this the VOD yep
What if the lawyer doesn't charge anything we saw of Corpheese
You still have court fees going to court is not free
You know you stop to pay for even being inside of that building obviously the lawyer fees are typically more but
You know still money
You're still burning money, bro
Is this not the ambulance I need to mark?
Don't need this one?
I need the one at Resort.
I need the one by the cave. Where's the third one?
Oh, it's two by tunnel. Okay.
We'll get those.
Two by Tunnel, you bozo! Don't call me a bozo!
I'm sorry, Bozo.
Fuck you.
Tarkov that makes the stream look like shit?
Yeah.
Welcome to Tarkov.
BIRDMAN THANK YOU FOR THE FIVE HURT!
I appreciate you, Birdman.
BIRDMAN THANK YOU FOR THE FIVE HURT!
No.
W.
That'll happen!
Fuck out of my lobby.
I know, black dead, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
We got to fix our arms, so we got to loot this guy and we got to instantly leave.
I'm not even going to mark the ambulances, even though I'm here.
I am going to mark this.
Yeah, they're farming it as well.
I do have to go soon.
Kind of ammo where you were off at, man.
T, no wonder I lived.
About damn time I get some luck chat.
About damn time.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
sixes
We gotta go boys all right, are we good everybody happy we fine
Remind me to get a meal.
I have meals in my stash.
I just need to grab it.
None of that might do. It's going to help me out so much.
Got a, got a fraud.
Get that back tomorrow
The only thing I'm worried about is I'm not I'm not worried about
I'm not worried about the armor I'm worried about dying to the head once you lose your head
You only have a certain amount of time. So I just trying to like make sure I
Get there
might just heard something to the right which is
isn't good
well i'm going to lighthouse
i'm going to go to the lighthouse extract
believe unless they change it that's a hundred percent no matter where you spawn
Go, go, go!
Good morning.
I'm a slitherous snag.
I'm a Slythera Slythera Snake.
End of the month, Shaq.
Sleather a snag.
Stark of a hard game.
It ain't easy.
In your opinion who did this kind of game better, Tarkov or our graders?
Tarkov.
Tarkov and like the, but you gotta remember, Tarkov's been out for like fucking 25 years.
Okay, like the games the game has been out for so long
So they just they figured things out like when Tarkov first came out
Okay, Tarkov was very similar to how our graders was like you would spawn in okay on
Customs you had customs. What was it woods woods in factor? I think we're the first two
But when customs came out everyone would spawn at warehouse for and you would have to
do get out. You'd have to literally kill everyone in the lobby if you wanted to go and loot the map.
Like that was your introduction. Welcome, welcome to customs. You have to kill everyone in order to
play the game. Right? And then they made some decisions along the way that were just fucking the
dumbest decisions you could ever imagine, like changing what makes a game fun in order to fight
the cheaters off and listen these guys are so far from perfect so don't think I'm sitting here
saying that Tarkov for forever and ever it's just the greatest game it definitely is and it's
definitely went through its problems of just brain dead updates very similar to what you know
our creators is doing but again like the problem is is just because you haven't been out for as
long doesn't give you the, you know, I don't say the right, but doesn't, you know, you're behind.
It's like if we were in a race together and no matter what, who won the race is who won the race
and you were like, well, you started in front of me. Okay. Sorry. Are we still racing?
Very similar to like the gaming industry. ArcGraders doesn't get like a pass just because
They created their game later. Like they gotta fucking catch up.
They have to catch up. That's it. They gotta catch up.
Alrighty, MK's dead. I'm bored. Keep that up.
Yeah. Now do I think that they can catch up 100%?
No doubt. I think I still think ArcGraders is a great game.
What ArcGraders did, no other game in all of Attraction Shooters have been able to do.
It's a fun game. You can play it with your boys. Everybody can just load it up.
I think it's like the lowest skill gap in terms of games as well to where you can load it up for the first time and be successful,
which is also very appealing to a large mass of people.
You know, you can have you can actually have a life and play that game and still be damn good at it
It's not like Tarkov where if you're not married to the game
You're gonna fall behind by ten weeks and not be able to play literally at all
But there's not making any good decisions in my opinion
I
Listen I'm not trying to go on a yapathon about what I know and this dad the other listen. I ain't very smart
Okay, I ain't smart and I ain't trying to sound like I'm smart
I just personally feel like if that game wanted to be successful, they should very much worry
about how their game operates more than what they're going to put in Bird City, okay?
I think every game has things that you have to do in order to be successful.
One of those things is having, especially in the extraction looter shooter category,
a really, really good loot system.
ArcGrader's loot system is absolute fucking trash.
It is terrible.
Oh, another Bobcat!
Oh, I found a mixtape worth 8,000 space dollars for the 20th time and there's nothing to look
forward to.
And Tarkov, you're fighting for something.
You're fighting for the red key card.
You're fighting for Marked Room.
You're fighting for Raider loot.
You're fighting for good areas to loot.
You want to see what's behind the next door, you know?
There's stuff to look forward to.
It's not just, I'm gonna fight anything that moves
so that I can make the most amount of money this raid.
That's shitty.
It's not fun.
And it gets boring.
I don't have a meal.
I thought I did.
I don't have one.
But I picked up an OBD2, which does the same OBD2 should be fine should work
Are you really fighting for anything now you can just go to the AI red and make
Infinite money. I mean yeah, bro. You're fighting for what's inside the AI rate
You're fighting for you're going in there and you're getting excited about the letex pool
You're getting excited about the big ticket one point one million dollar item pool. You don't have that in Arc Raiders
What the fuck are you opening up space for top room for or you open it up damn battlegrounds top room for nothing?
Nothing oh a bobcat level one. Oh a blueprint. I already have
Even the blueprint for guns who the fuck is building guns
I'm not building guns. If you're competent at the game, you're not building guns. You just have the blueprint you're collecting them like a fucking stamp collection.
They're just there.
I have in all of my hundreds of hours on our creators, maybe built five guns, maybe, and
that was because I just wanted to try it.
All I'm saying is, is that all extraction shooters in the genre, Delta Force, ABI, Tarkov,
They all have one factor that they share in common.
The loot system is the core gameplay of the game.
That is what everyone cares about.
The Galex is the graphics cards, the reds, the Uber red and Delta Force, the Pearl or
the heart of Africa and ABI, the Lions and the Docs cases and Tarkov again, the Galex,
the graphics cards, the items on the boat.
There's chase items.
There's things that people will play for days, hours, weeks, and sometimes years in
Delta Force and not fine which brings them back to the game.
It's not just, hey, I'm gonna go shoot this guy again for a fucking bobcat.
I love you, baby. I forgot to bring pks. I also don't have any meds guys. Somebody smack my nipple
And I also I also want to say like I'm not trying to shit talk our graders
I love our graders. I think our graders is again a fantastic
Great game. I look forward to hopefully them fixing the game. I love our graders
I love it. It's so much fun to play with me in the homies such an enjoyable time
But there is a reason why I can play 5,000 hours and escape from Tarkov come back and feel lost and play
For a thousand hours on our craters and feel like I've done everything did everything and there's nothing else to do
And you can't even really argue it guys look look at the player count
And not even just look at the streamers. Fuck the streamers. Fuck me.
Look at the player count. There's a reason why people are leaving.
Stop because the game's really good right now.
I promise you that.
Oh, fuck me!
well the reviews have plummeted because I mean bro like I think I speak for the
for the little guy here
well it feels like they forgot about us man it was like you know we went from a
game that was fun and enjoyable with with a bunch of developers who gave a
shit to you know some bullshit
I'll die the player scared me there goes the May 5581
I heard something to my left.
I need to go this way.
You know plants didn't run well I was gonna plant it and run but the problem is the problem
I thought was there was a guy above me and I wanted to make sure I got that shit planted
before I got sourced. Everything you said about ARC right now, you said about EFT nine
months ago didn't you yeah 100% and they've changed literally I will pull up
a video from me talking about EFT from two and a half years ago and it was all
the things that I thought was absolutely it's a cringy video because it was you
know trying to sound smart in it but it's all the stuff that I thought was
terrible with the game and they have fixed all of it or at least changed all
of it literally every single thing the items not spawning in raid like bag cases
and ammo cases. They destroyed that weapon cases. They pretty much put all that stuff back in the
game besides the stick and the weapon cases from what I understand. Docks cases, key rings,
and lab key card containers not containing lab key cards and extra loot inside of it adding that
extra factor of oh my god I just pulled three of the best keys in the game inside of a key card
container. They fixed that. The marked room keys being absolutely fucking atrocious to try and push
Cheaters away from camping them and running towards them and farming cars to sell in the market. They fixed that
The cheating problem. I mean again, not to jinx it
I'll come wood have a rent into a cheater since I've been back for the last six days
Obviously as it gets popular more people are gonna start cheating, but so far it's been fantastic
FPS issues FPS feels good. I haven't felt like I've been stuttering or having any really crucial in-game
You know problems other than that one like where everything mutes and you know fucks up. They fixed that like all the stuff
I've had complaints about they pretty much fixed. That's why I've said it before and I'll say it again
Parkov is in the best state. It's been in the last two and a half years since I've been playing it
Like no doubt
There's a reason why we're all coming back and having fun. It's not because the game sucks. It's not because it's still terrible
Believe it or not
This isn't like, uh, you know, politics, people can change something and make it better and
us still not hate it. I know that's a crazy idea, especially for most of us. You hate something at
one point, you got to hate it for the rest of your life. It's kind of like cancel culture.
You say something one time by mistake and for the rest of the life that you live on this earth,
you're a piece of shit and you're never going to outlive that. You're never going to outdo that.
same basically the same thing for a lot of you with these games
especially if you're married
party move period? yeah sure I mean I hope disagree with you
I don't think three weeks down the line, two weeks down the line, I won't find something to bitch about, but who the fuck are you?
You're telling me that you play video games and don't find a reason to hate them within a month or two months?
What are you, a fucking alien?
I wish I was able to do that.
Hunch, you are not allowed to be human.
You are not allowed to enjoy yourself, and then after you get the sheep beat out of you for three months, say that you don't like it.
You're not allowed. You have to sit there, enjoy it, and shut the fuck up.
Wait, is this on my other side?
Us?
Oh is this on top of the resort it is isn't it?
Oh!
We're going bad.
Damn it!
This game sucks!
I'm going bad.
I know it's funny man, it's like people forget that I literally launched the game in 1.0,
hated it, and closed it within 3 hours.
Heh, like, rather, I have given this game more shit than literally anyone has ever given it.
I've talked more shit about Tarkov to the point where the developers, when they see me at fucking Twitch cons,
and gamer cons, and whatever the hell, don't even look at me, nor do they want to talk to me.
During the unheard shit, I called them out 2,500 times, I talked more shit about the unheard edition than anybody else.
I have been nothing, nothing, but a piece of shit to these guys on every single dumb decision that they've made.
God forbid I give them their flowers when they finally do something right.
God forbid!
And that, you know, that is social media in a nutshell.
When I'm talking shit everyone's like,
Wooo, Hutch, speak for the people!
Whenever I'm like, oh this is good, oh you can't say that.
Hutch! Hutch, you're supposed to be talking shit!
I don't want to hear you say things are nice and fun!
Talk shit, Hutch!
It's this side, right?
Oh
It's the other side check if somebody just beat the hell out of me make me feel better
Can I do this and vault through that window is that possible
No.
Sure it is boss.
You can do it!
If you don't try, you'll never know.
What if 20 other people tried and they failed?
He died!
Skill issue!
Y'all always gotta come back, I swear.
How the two factions work in Tarkov?
Yeah, sure.
Faction one, usec.
You get to play the game normally.
Faction two, bear.
You go to play lighthouse, you will be hunted down and your bussy will be divided in three
different parts, like a piece of pizza from a pie, okay?
Play usec.
that's been changed then I'm just yapping
they changed that again another good change added to the list of good changes
Would you recommend someone who's never played to start Tarkov journey at this point to be honest with you, man?
I've never really said this
But Tarkov is at a point now where everybody who plays this game is really fucking good
I'll be struggling boss. I got 5,000 hours, and I'm still struggling boss
If I were you man, and I know this is gonna sound like a go ahead call me a pussy for saying this
I would I'd launch the PvE version give it a gander
Understand what you're doing get your feet underneath you if not that go play Tarkov arena
Tarkov arena as shitty as the game is it's good for prac you can like get your feet underneath you with the gunplates
And that's really all that matters just gunplay
and then I
Would do the PvE mode to just understand likes the problem is is
Is is for new players is you guys don't understand what the flow of a map is
The flow of the map once you understand the flow of a map you will survive a hundred times more and be able to kind of know
What's gonna happen before it happens or what really to like prepare for?
I know in all the spawns knowing which way people are gonna be moving most likely
Understanding that like different times of the day
People play in a different way like right now this time of the day, bro. We don't know what the fuck's gonna happen
You don't know if you're going against the dad who has to work in two hours
But it's just trying to get a couple quest items done
Or the giga Chad meth giga Chad speech impediment
Methodic who's loading up the game to saw some titties before he goes to his rehab. Okay, you don't know who you're gonna go against
Yeah, basically me
No, do not listen to the guy who said spam factory just waste your time. That's how you get better
Yeah, exactly. Command said that PVE taught them the core mechanics and the map layouts.
100%, 100%. That's right. Two quests done. How do I learn where extracts are? YouTube,
and streams should like that that's the best way all right signal part one's on
turn these in turn these in I need rechargeable batteries and PCU fan or PC
and loyalty with frapper I don't want to have a loyalty with proper yet because I
haven't done any of this fucking quest that's why
locate and obtain the info of the pair group that 112 key
Eliminator, inshallah!
What do I need?
What do you want?
M67 grenades.
Not by these yet.
They're a pussy.
Thank you.
They're a pussy, thank you.
Nice.
Take your grenades, these cost me a lot.
Did I get it?
Oh, no, level three is one more level and and more rep we need two more kills of the
the grenade. What is this? Tarkon director's office. Yeah, what
What key is this one called?
This one.
Directors.
New Orleans
All right, let's go knock this out
Watch I guarantee you bro. I guarantee you it's gonna spawn me in the middle of fucking nowhere
Nowhere near where I need to be I guarantee you bro. I
Guarantee you Nikita's fat ass is gonna put me over in Asia
watch oh is this the one where I need to get it and I gotta I gotta put it into
somewhere in factory meds don't tell me what to do but thank you thank us so much
Pks you watch your mouth, but I probably should have grabbed some pks shit
You met Peter and Cloaksy and Tarkov, did you?
Yeah, I met Cloaksy came into my chat one day whenever I was playing Tarkov and asked
if I want a game and then we started gaming and then peanut no peanut was
playing Tarkov and I hit him up back whatever he had like eight nine thousand
viewers and then he came I think that he did he did we first game when he came
and played GTA with me I think that was our first we played something else I
think it wasn't Tarkov this is the first time me and him have really played
Tarkov together. Was it was GTA the first game we played together? Really? Oh
that's what it was. I hit him up because we played a Battlefield 6 tournament
together I think and then after the Battlefield 6 tournament he came and
played GTA with me. There it was. Or no Delta Force! It was me, him, and Genji on
Delta Force. That's what it was. We got our absolute shit sauce and we were we
We were in such dead last that second and first place had like 30 million points and
we had in like the 5,000 range.
Like we got absolutely curb stomped.
But we had fun.
I knew it.
I knew it was going to fuck.
I knew it was.
I knew that man was going to divide my cheeks!
Damn it!
Are Genji and Pina dating? Ew, bro!
What?
Gingy's one of the guys!
What the fuck?
The hell's wrong with you?
Unfortunate man.
Get a better PC, feels bad.
That's mesh mark star 4 in the chat make sure that doesn't happen to you.
use my code, don't use penis code. I heard if you buy a PC with my code instead of penis
code your penis gains 3 inches in girth and in length. Allegedly.
allegedly speaking
What the fuck was that?
Is that a rabbit?
Is that a deer?
What the hell is that?
Squirre!
Shake it!
No!
Coco!
Let's peek into the birds.
Open the door!
Shut up bitch!
What the f**k is going on here, you bastard, what?
Vladimir, chill out!
Butch, you're taking the day off!
Yeah, wait up.
Not very good at taking days off.
I'm not very good at it.
wrong room I know I got a loo
God forbid, the loo pocket's a little bit loo, God forbid
would you say you're addicted?
yes I am enjoying myself
got a lot of fun
Squirrel what a squirrel taking for the five gifted W's in the chat for squirrel coming in with a fiver
I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for love dude
W squirrel W squirrel
Five big booms
The fuck and now
Did someone ring the doorbell?
Oh, shit!
Break it!
32 months thank you for the 32 months baby I appreciate you dode continuous no
I have it on toggle I got it on toggle
How's de-sync in this game manageable but still bad I mean de-sync's very I
won't say it's easy obviously de-sync sucks no matter what but the main thing
when it comes to desync is if
you're holding close to like mid mid close range within like probably 15 30 meters you do not want to peak but you
not want to hold a peak anything long range you do not want to peak a hold and if it's up close you
want to swing dot be swung that's pretty much how the game works it's all just a matter of how far
you're away from whoever you're fighting on what you can and can't do some and have fun that's a
question for chat chat y'all think someone had fun I don't know from what I
from from the games that we played I feel like he did but I'm not too sure
really he didn't have fun yesterday what what was his what was what what did he
not enjoy
Oh yeah, peanut.
Yep, yep, and a lampin'.
And a lampin'.
The old peanut effect.
Yep.
All right.
you
The girl's here.
Oh, fuck me.
One goes down, and I might...
hahaha
Question is do I have one one his shit?
I don't think so, two six plates though, you know
Good news is, no matter if we die or if we live, the quest is done, correct?
Sleet are okay.
Wait, you have to live?
Yeah, but I can't just load back into factory and then do a successful extract and still
get it done, right?
I mean dude, he's just in such a bad spot and we know there's at least two people unless
to kill the other guy, which he might have. So there's a guy up to our right.
Complete! Just complete!
I
Know can you hear me up here? Yeah, what up, bro? I killed that motherfucker you were fighting
Listen, hey
Hey, listen you want to be cool
What's going on? Do you need loot or anything?
No, I don't need loot. I killed to Gillette. I'd love to grab his armor and his helmet and get out of here for a quest.
Yeah, you can do that. I'm just chilling so I'm just hanging around.
You go with that?
I'm chilling.
What's up, bro? What's up, man?
I'm chilling.
Alright.
You don't need no gear?
No, I'm alright.
Yo, yo, really?
I
Don't think he was cool. I don't think he was cool. He doesn't sit there and talk to me like that and be cool
I'ma be honest. I listen y'all call me crazy y'all can call me crazy
I don't think that that guy was cool in any way shape and form. I really don't I really don't y'all can say whatever you want
Y'all could be mad at me y'all can say whatever you want. I got a gig a chat
You say whatever you want. I don't think that that guy was gonna let me lose that body
I listen, I RPed for years.
I know a liar whenever I meet one.
A lot of you guys always doubt me,
but I could tell by the way that guy was talking to me,
he would have murdered my ass 1,000%.
Say what you want.
I mean, he killed me,
so what's the point of killing me?
you
Thank you.
gas station front left is there one to our right pocket watch and one all the way
at the extract at the end of the map got it
Give it a second, let's lift this plant.
DJ, can you shut the fuck up?
Yeah, dude, it was so...
Bro, it was...
It was so disgusting outside today.
I woke up this morning I walked outside to take my dogs out and it looked like a hurricane
was gonna come in and I was like well I was well streamed fuck it.
How was that noise?
Oh, we need to go to the wrong- oh fuck, I don't have the key.
I have absolutely screwed myself.
Oh, he hears me for sure.
It's no matter if he hears me, it's better if he can shoot me.
Oh, I don't like that.
Have you run out?
I think he left.
Vladimir!
Outside in the scaffolding.
Scavers.
In the scaffolding.
Everybody chill out.
Everybody chill the fuck out.
Jesus.
No Suka!
Now I've stuck dick for a living. That's where we're at.
Ten dollars!
Yo, thank you for the dinner. Breaking schools is cool. Who's that?
Good afternoon. Good luck on the raids. I appreciate you, Porter.
all right we're gonna go to the other side of the damn bath
We got all the hard ones done, which is nice
Now I don't think some it's fully addicted no, but I think that it was a good start I think
Oh, the guy who killed me on factory?
You tell him he needs to fucking work on his being nice, okay?
And stop sounding like a freak.
I thought he was gonna murder me.
He was like too happy to be playing Tarkov.
Nobody's that happy.
Is that happy to be playing this game?
All right, to the other side of the map we go.
I can't see anything, my PK ran out.
Shit.
Do armor repair kits still resist?
Still resist.
Still exist?
What is going on with my speech today?
I'm losing my yellow belt status.
I'm going to send me back to blue belt if I'm not careful.
Pocket watch tanker, shyza.
Isn't white below yellow?
Bro, I don't know.
I don't think so.
I remember, I think it was white, blue, yellow, red, no,
white, blue, yellow, green, red, black belt
and I only ever got to a yellow
and then I transferred schools.
Are you talking Kimpo Karate, no, no, no, speech therapy classes, your boy had a little
bit of a stutter had yes had I'm a lot better now but we did have some cool
ass games in that class though we had this like penguin game where it was
call I think ice ice break or something like that and it was like blocks and
every time I would say a word correctly I got to hit a block and I had a little
penguin and then every time she says something correctly which was I mean
she didn't even have a speech impediment so she was fucking cheating but she
would hit a block and whoever knocked who's penguin down the blocks first one
Yeah, yeah, the hammer the blocks out here.
So you have autism?
No.
I was born...
What the fuck?
Well, maybe actually, I do, I think, but I was born deaf and I had hearing issues, because
I had to get a bunch of surgeries done and what's it called, tubes.
And then I had a... I fucking couldn't talk for a while.
Because I couldn't hear nothing. So when you can't hear nothing, you can't say nothing right, you know?
Titties were titties.
Balls were walls.
You know?
Oh, fucked up.
But now I speak perfect English. Fluent English.
I could read a book no problem read one book out of this hairy part of book I
donate fifty thousand dollars to a charity of your choice
No, I can't say that word I'll write it down but I cannot say it I cannot I do not have
that card. I need to say it I write it down!
Y'all don't watch, y'all don't watch the Ovan do ya?
What the fuck?
Listen, I'll say it.
Pre-DepressedPodcastTheOvonBestTheOvon.
They'll take, I mean, alright.
The Ovan is the mullet goat, he does have a luscious mullet.
I agree.
Sluffy, thank you for the prime!
Thank you for the prime!
Oh, bro. Yeah, dude, the guy got vocal chords. Did you see him singing with what is it?
Oh, is it Ella Langley the country music artist? Bro, he got some pipes
I used to sing in this church choir. Hell yeah
You see Zelda I did I
Did
Okay that quest done
031
031 and the bunkhouse and the bongus bunker kill me
Customs through railroad passage it's easy as well
What is this one is this bunkhouse? This is in the cabins, right?
you
I just shoot this and do a fast reset and get the quest done.
Oh
Actually, yeah, you're right. You're right. I should go I should go across and go get the bunkhouse because I have the spawn for it
isn't it near skeleton oh my gosh you're right it is near skeleton I'm
thinking about the trailer park one oh Shiza Shiza Shiza yo this is gonna suck
with the new area? Isn't it?
No Vladimir! No!
Leave me alone. No, Suka. No, Suka. Put the butt, get down.
Vladimir's always fucking pissed, for no reason.
So what, I'm hanging out, killing all his homies. Fucking sue me.
Wait, where is it?
Nice.
You got Panda Express for lunch?
You better have got that orange chicken or we can't be friends.
I like, I like Panda Express until they start fucking with the noodles, man.
Shiza.
you
update your drip no I will stay looking homeless I haven't earned better gear yet I need to
earn it oh my gosh we got to okay we're not making the same mistake we're gonna
go ahead okay well guys we don't fucking have it I have a hundred SJ sixes in my
stash and for some reason I didn't bring any of them they'll be you me in the
chat. W me. Weep. Weep and lappin' and lappin'. I think I need to be studied. I might be
Sasquatch potentially unless he's smart and um maybe he's a dumb smaller brother or something I don't know
All right, Objective 1, grabbing that bitch, Objective 2, extracting at the railroad.
I don't know the five P's, but I know the five D's of dodge ball dodge duck dip dive and dodge
Never forget them
You can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Okay.
Two scabs should be enough for me to leave.
You could be in one movie, what movie would it be in?
Happy Gilmore, the OG, not the second one.
Or the Longus Yard.
Both Adam Sandler.
grown-ups also an Adam Sandler movie old Adam Sandler the goat new Adam Sandler
eh
Talladega Knights is also a good one
Mr. Deeds if you can live if you can live in one world of any movie what world would it be chat?
Matrix you'd want to live in a the fucking matrix how the hell
You'd want to be attached to a machine that
that things are hunting you down and trying to kill you all the time?
What the fuck?
You're a crackhead!
That's insanity!
I'll take you thought that one through.
I'll give you another chance.
dead letter or the letter from the dead body and dorms two oh three
That's a good one.
Lion King!
Game of Thrones!
you
You
What's the rest of the shit?
Take it easy, all right?
You heard the guy. He said take it easy. Now you take it easy.
I
Quest done
Quest done. I have a feeling
But this guy is a fucking monster
Holy shit, brother. Do you know what the outside looks and feels like why are all these guys running around with like this types of kids on
Factory right now. Is he just born board board?
Test drive oh, they have test drive quests. I should have bro. I should have pulled out the fucking grenade, man
Just one taps me should have pulled out the fucking
Should have pulled out the grenade and ready to rip that bastard
Hey got the quest done the hard one
Go to kick you little bastard
All right pistol quest done a vet in ass a vet in ass
Hand over five thousand USD hand over one million rubles bro, what did I do to you? Why do you hate me?
Let's go.
I want to get this letter and then I want to go do Icebreaker.
you
Brother, what is this spawned?
I have top
I don't
I just, bro, you can't swing shit in this game anymore.
Bullets are too good. Bullets are too good to swing anything. Everybody's just headshot and fucking machines.
You can't swing nothing. These motherfuckers are on Adderall just absolutely saucing.
What the fuck am I looking at bro? 172 hours and you're playing like that?
Just the best reaction time in the entire world hitting nothing but headshots
You've survived 24 raids who in the fuck is able to survive
24 raids in a row
You have a hundred and seventy two hours in the game and you're able to survive
24 raids in a row and be first prestige level 44.
Bullshit.
I think that might be our first one.
One, the reaction time of that headshot and two, that many hours.
you
I tell you this much.
If those court sessions are streamed, we're going to be watching every second of it.
The possibly the worst spawn that we could have gotten.
That sucks.
That absolutely blows.
We're going to save the SJ6 until we get a little bit closer.
I don't think we pop SJ6 now, do we?
I think we wait a little bit
Why pop it if you're going to wait because we want it to last all the way until we get
to the dogs.
I don't want to run out.
Right about right here is good.
I took so many shots that should not have taken that many.
Fucking broke my arm and bounced me off of them right at the start of that fight.
Now I'm not gonna have a CMS kit for the...
DAMMIT!
No, I... I don't think he ate it all to be honest. Thank you. I was just with him.
This is another one of those instances where that guy is quite literally in no way shape
and form.
He's going to have something that I want to keep in icebreaker.
Like it doesn't matter what that guy has.
We're gonna end up dropping it in icebreaker anyways.
I don't think we need to reset, I think we're okay.
How long is the questline to avoid all this?
So, where I can just queue straight in.
Four quests.
He's camping it. Oh, he's camping it. These motherfuckers aren't real. They're not real,
Oh, bro, they're not real, they're not real.
Damn.
That happens.
Look at this fucking loser, man.
I don't understand, like, you have this backpack on,
you're going to the icebreaker, your fourth prestige,
why not just enter it?
Why, why, why even camp it?
You don't even need anything that I got.
All right, we go again.
Good news is that I think...
Yeah, we do.
All right, cool.
I'll say I think we have an M4.
Let me see, actually.
Do I have another scope? I do.
you
Actually, to be honest, we've really accomplished a lot today.
Got a bunch of quests done.
Hasn't been that bad of the day.
It's just been like the last three or four runs have been pretty brutal.
Yeah, y'all heard me right.
One good icebreaker, I'll feel better.
Kill me.
Kill me!
Suck me! We're here!
No bullshit, no sanitar, none of that shit. Just let me walk in there for free, please.
No bullshit, no bullshit, please, no bullshit, no bullshit, no bullshit, all right, beautiful,
no bullshit, nice.
Camp it, I'd rather die, although I did see a video of Tig's camping this and he has a
pretty devious spot did look like a lot of fun all right what is the poor no we
wanted this reach the upper decks ask mechanic about explosives oh so I do need
to breach I need to talk to the mechanic and breach the door that's my next part
Okay, we'll do that after this
Yeah, I plan on I plan on killing the boss. I just I need to re-up right now guys. I need a you know
Gambling's going bad. I need my I need my my rake back
You know I'm saying I
Need to have a nice little clean run here. Yeah, everything good, you know, we're poor again
be my stimulus check.
They have six mill, yep, and I spent four of it,
paying $25,000.
And another couple mill buying keys,
buying bullshit for quests.
I mean, it goes quick, man.
Let's go
Um, Green Flare
Got all good here, a little bit of goop, nothing
All right, let's do this shit and lock him
That's dad, yeah.
How many, uh, how many is it?
Chat, how many spawns up here?
Six.
One, two, that's definitely one at least.
enemy spotted
should be at one two three
four five
six the bottom of the stairs
Good.
I think we're good.
All right.
Fuck me.
I could be up to 13.
Okay, so we're good on like the first little batch
and then we gotta open up door and clear bottom,
then we'll come back up, loot everything.
All right.
13 was for the three man.
No, we're not doing 100% clear.
We are just clearing to the helipad on our first run and we're going to go do the mechanic
shit and we're going to get to like, I got a whole, listen, just lock it.
Got a whole process here.
All right, this should be good for now, let's go and loot.
Just check Marty.
Marty's a little sus this time, he's a little sus motherfucker.
EP! EP!
Okay.
Oh, Jesus!
Ice.
All right.
Let's elude.
Chat, make sure y'all yell at me if I miss a let X, please.
Oh
Oh lock pretty ass so far
We'll learn the spawns and all this will make this stuff a lot easier
Bingo
Let me check this guy's, so there isn't a guy here.
GPU in the PC, I fucking hate you guys.
There's no GPU in the PC, shut up.
Y'all just know by saying that I have to look in there.
Nope, don't say it, I'm not looking in it.
i'm not looking at it there's no way
there's no way he's shut up bro there's no way
he hit that pc
alright fine i'll look in the fucking pc
there you go
you happy?
are you happy?
Now SHUT UP!
Nothing.
Nice. Need a mule. It's really good for us.
all right stem on the table you missed two stems stem on the table
Where's the other stem?
ETG?
Good comps chat. You guys are actually fucking doing your job. Who would have thought chat doing their job?
Who would have thought it to be true? Not me, not this Goopa. I would have thought it to be true at all.
Nothing!
That noise.
BASTARD!
course they hit the largest target is an insane calm shut up why did I just see a
clip in my chat named hot Polish girl playing scary game what in the fuck are
What are we doing?
Ban that son of a bitch.
Ban that son of a bitch right now.
Can you shut up?
Who was that bad?
I'm just a bullet.
It's just a bullet!
Should be good now.
Good?
Not where I thought it was going to be.
Holy shit, I could have died.
All right, I think we're good here, eating, drink.
Chad, do we loot these bodies at all
or do I just leave all these bodies?
What do you think?
Leave them?
Okay, I already checked, night's good.
Although, do we need M4 ammo?
I don't think we do. I think we'll have enough.
We'll centralize some of our mags
into two mags, and then we'll have plenty for the next area.
Oh! Oh, it's an SSD. I thought it was a key.
I never swipe the card upstairs. I think we go back and swipe the card, no?
Oh, he did.
Is that a gun?
Yeah, I know. We have the card. We gotta go back up and swipe it.
Oh my gosh, this isn't a static body. This is a fucking person.
Fuck in, Chad! Jesus!
All right, I think that's all good let's go and look that door real quick
And then we will continue.
Where's that door at?
I forget.
I'm a very forgetful person.
is Claire. Oh is it on the other floor? Shiesa.
Wait this is the to go to the next part. So what happens if you don't get the
card you not go to the next part or is it like guaranteed to be here
oh it's a hundred percent spawn okay I got it all right
all right chat join me for prayer Lord we come to you today to give thanks Lord
we're not asking for a lot today all we're asking for is that these pieces of
Shit shouldn't say that during prayer that these pieces of garbage these scumbag sons of guns
all walk
To an area that we
Can take them out and all of Chad said amen amen in game of course Lord and game
in game of course
Game of course
In game of course in game of course
All right, we got two mags
All right
Our plates are sauce are they sauce on both sides. Oh my what the heck am I doing?
I have a all right hear me out. We're gonna go all the way back. We're gonna go swap plates at night
We're gonna go swap plates at night
We have to. This is legitimately death, if we don't.
We have to. This is the smart decision.
It's going to slow us down a little bit, but it's a decision we must make.
We literally told you, well, I'm literally going to smack the taste out of your mouth in game.
Shut up.
Oh, shh, I missed every bullet on him.
You got another plate for a group of like me level three
No armor at all
About you level three level four level four
I think we're okay. Oh, baby. Nice. That'll help.
Level 3?
Level 4.
Let's go!
Alright boys.
Let's go!
Alright boys, let's hope we don't get screwed here.
Let's hope we don't get screwed.
Okay, oopsies.
That's all good.
It's all good.
The
Jesus, by yourself.
Hey, we're good.
Very nice.
Ice clean one this time.
Very clean this time.
One got away, but clean them up pretty easy.
Very nice.
very nice. Alright, that saves us in a lot of ways. Saves us with the time that we
wasted up top. Saves us with the clear. Very good. Very nice. Very good. Very nice.
Alrighty, so in order to maximize our doopage, I think we are gonna drop the
Thor turn this into a storage pouch
Maybe I
Don't know do okay, so if we drop Thor we take LV
We get we get more storage correct
I think so because then we use this to store, but we won't get our
The small rig but the small rigs kind of ass anyways
Yeah
Alright, wonderful.
Put this up here, put that up there, put that up there,
bring that down, drop the door,
wear this, make our smokes back.
I'm just grabbing pistols for now.
Throw away your headset, smart man.
This is easy?
Yeah, I mean, it's not hard.
It's just, what makes this run hard is when things don't go according to plan.
That's the only time where this actually gets like sus, if you may.
When they fix the engine room cheese, it's gonna be much harder.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I'm gonna be honest, like, selfishly, I hope they don't, because I feel like, in
my personal opinion, it's part of the run now for the engine room cheese, and if they
were to fix it, I think it's gonna be so fucking hard, I don't know if anyone's gonna be able
I'm gonna do it!
I'm just filling this up right now.
Don't forget about this.
That's all maxed out besides the few rounds.
Go ahead and unload this as well.
These are all B-pizzles.
Well silly you gotta understand something man me calling you names that just means I like you
You know
We don't fuck with each other cuz we hate one another
What are we liberals? No, man
We talk shit cuz we love you. Oh you bitch
You bitch
If I didn't like you, I'd talk shit behind your back like a real man.
I'm just going to unload these just so I max out.
Oh, these are APC-63s, I don't care about that.
As I'm unloading here, 86-3s now.
Grab a second gun I will.
Well if I can find a nice one I will.
Damn it.
Like this MCX folder ability.
I'll take that.
I will drop this though the second that I get a M4.
A good one.
I think I've actually seen a couple of them and I just kind of looked past them
Drop MP5 mag, good comps
I know I'm missing one guy here for sure.
Who am I missing?
I get them all?
Can we all stop fucking each other, man?
Jesus.
Oh, I didn't grab this.
Oh, no, that's why I stopped doing it.
I think it's done.
I think we are good. I don't see anybody else. I don't see nobody else. Take a mask. I don't
think we need a mask nor do I remember seeing a mask did y'all see a mask
oh there's the M4 or it's an HK full dirt
We will take, we will take, we will take, we will take, we will take, we will take.
Alright, that's all done, this guy's already looted, I believe so, done, alright, let's
check this out, giga-chat, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah,
Hello yo nice gas lane
All right, I heard zero six six six
Satan is amongst us
Zero six six six
Nice
Mayonnaise
Take the gas it's worth its weight in gold. I don't actually know if gas is worth me making room for it or not chat
Is the gas worth making making is the gas worth making room for I don't think it is
What's our time right now 20 we're doing okay
I remember this one the first one we are just making our way to the helipads the helipads
and then a reset pack some mines as we're getting our stamina
back.
How many nades do we have as well?
I thought we have two nades.
I need to remember to stop grabbing grenades so we can clear the helipad with no problem.
Mac for the HK? No. No, it's fine. No one had 60 rounders.
7-6-2 FMJ last night LOL. I mean I knew when we came here someone was gonna hate it because
it was the way that now for me personally I didn't mind what he was doing which is clear
it loot it will get you a push forward with loot that he was either he was just trying
be helpful but I know summit and summits the type of guy where it's like I don't
want to just go somewhere and feel like I'm being carried I mean typically
whenever we play Tarkov summit won't even play with landmark or with like
glorious because he doesn't want to feel like he's getting carried in any way
shape and form so I knew last night whenever we loaded in I was like oh he's
gonna fucking hate this he's gonna hate this shit fucking
I've got one
too far
all right these guys are cracked out this time sit up
The problem is they're double stacked on all their peaks too.
I'm hit.
that up here just three right
Very nice very nice all right easy peasy boys easy peasy
easy. Very good. I know there's another six underneath me, but I don't think we're gonna
have to kill him. I think we lock in our first, our first dev of icebreaker. Those things
and going down there risking it and getting mobbed.
Yeah, stick to the plan.
Shut up down there.
Eyes closed. No distractions.
Shut up.
Right now.
Um...
Um!
What do I drop? What do I drop? What do I drop?
Another pistola? Another pistola?
Also have the three PKs we could drop if needed be.
I think this might sell okay, that's why I'm holding on to it
We need the battery for the quest we're gonna hold on to that
Can y'all stop rapping
All right, there's that.
Drop the Sprats.
Oh, another pair of nods.
Very good.
Drop the USP.
I try and hold on to the pistols as long as I can I know they're not worth like they're waiting gold, but
Still pretty good
SB193 is this good is this better than SB?
as SB 190
No, it's trash right? Oh fuck. Oh you being cheap
Don't you guys run up on a mission or something you being chief damn it
D22 I think is worth keeping USP doesn't matter drop that take this
Drop that take this
How to loot you all right chat I think we're good my miss anything are we ready?
Missed a 1 by 2 in back room 112k.
Wait what?
What did I miss?
Helly fuel?
Where's that at?
In bag room?
What bag room?
Coward.
Dagger one.
Objective confirmed.
Over.
It's just from here.
Good job.
Where I dropped my bag.
How much room do I need?
Look and see what you guys are talking about.
Helly fuel in bag room.
Oh, this shit.
One by two
Let me see here drop Coloc
Drop a morphine oh
Nice call boys. I will greet down nice work
Nice
I have to give you guys a little rubber tug for that call
I had no shit spawned in here to be honest. I never look
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, injector case is already full.
It's still a good run. Probably like a two mil run.
Nothing like insane, but good. And a lot of ammo.
Nice!
Good work, gentlemen, good work, good work, let's go!
I
Nice 73,000 sure
Beautiful
why buy smokes because you know you don't know what's gonna happen brother
you know like let's say that I died in my next run with six smokes on me like I
and I can't buy anymore like I'm fucked you can't do the run without smoke so
that's why it's like yes do I need them no but am I always going to grab them
yes nice bro let X D fib and a giga Chad in the ass sick bro two mules ETGs put
the doctor ordered gentlemen that right there is what the doctor ordered nice
nods as well good amount of nods all right let's talk to the mechanic real
quick
Thanks for watching!
you
I
Got Kim Kardashian in that bitch as well sounds like a game for me
Hey now
Hey now watch it watch it watch your step
That'll happen
Where we going in streets for a btr
Yo, you know we do chat what we haven't done in a while let's go talk shit this in
Figure it out
Hey loser
Come play Tarkov. Hey, what's up? What's B and actual?
play Tarkov
Yo
Honestly, that's my champ that one's nothing more than you get off our craters right now
How many cheaters today
Watch I would actually be down for a Tarkov day one of the days this week
if you actually want to do it and want to teach me cuz just know I'm fucking
lost I think I'd be fun as fuck I'd be down
why not today but internet game we'll take some check is that I'm actually
down maybe fun as fuck I'll teach them
Tarkov but I'll tell you this much if we
find something cool it's mine and we
find a graphics card it's mine we find a
let X it's mine if we get a kill and
he's the one who kills the guy everything
on that guy is mine period no arguments
no questions all answers sin gets nothing
Shark attacks.
you
Yeah, baby.
Yeah.
Baby, baby, baby, baby.
I was bored before you, that's mine.
Yeah, I saw the sub at TK and peanut last night. It's fucking awesome
Go back to work pork rather keep playing ball crushing simulator. I mean talk off over fortnight
F Ninja no Tyler's the goat I love time he's honestly a great human being man
I
Crazy what changing servers will do, huh?
Oh, come you didn't go to the opening of Canes bar because I do something called stream every day, you know I
Give up a lot of cool shit. I
gave up I got offered tickets to go watch the
a mix spurs game and I was like, I can't, I got a string.
Gonna went to Kane's bar opening, I can't, got a string.
Could do a lot of cool things, Kane Brown,
country music artist, opened up a bar up in Tennessee.
Committed to the grind, baby, committed to the grind.
Sounds like a choice.
Here's my thing, I said this before,
and I'm not looking for any, like, oh, hudge.
I'll suck you.
I'm not looking for any of that.
It's very simple in my mind.
I wanna be here.
I enjoy what I do, and without y'all, I couldn't do it.
The last and the least thing, the least I could do
is make sure I'm here.
That's it.
You know, y'all gotta go work,
y'all gotta do your stupid shit.
if i'm a little bit of uh... you know enjoyment for your day
uh... i don't want to go and and
unless i have to like
like tomorrow but i think they are
i think they are for a while spent time with my wife that makes sense
but for me to like going
go to a basketball game
that's a two three days day it's not worth it
me going
I'll say it's something to scan, it just has to be worth it man, it has to be worth it.
I try and be here as much as I can, but again I enjoy it, I didn't enjoy it I wouldn't be
here.
Where do I go for this tank?
I go right there right?
Hey, hey, don't get an ego about it now!
I don't love you that much!
Alright! Shit!
Motherfucker!
Order in Stuka!
Holy nutsack!
It parks right over here, right?
Yeah.
Don't do it Vladimir.
Don't walk in bitch boy.
Will my wife leave me if I play this game?
Absolutely.
Fucking get the papers drawn up son
So now we're 95 hours in the stream
Help me keep me entertained to wait throughout the entire time
Keep up the grind big dog good. I appreciate the tenor rumble see right there exhibit a
Rumble what I had to do that all by themselves
You're being surrounded.
I'm surrounded.
It's all part of my plan.
How long until I know the BTRs here? I think I've already heard it.
player to my right
Right, Dersir!
Really, you bastard!
Is this like how woods is where there's like a chance of it not coming here?
Is it coming here for sure if I wait long enough?
is the last stop love that for me love that for me can I have a side of kick me in the
balls please oh here comes the kick me in the balls
get back, relax and hang out, yep, I don't got much of an option other than that.
You waited cinema?
Take said here or the other spot, which is where we found it yesterday.
Player.
I
Do we handbush him
Oh, he don't know.
Why do you think there's two?
four guys
Oh, my gosh.
Poor guy.
He's like bro, how long has this guy been in there?
Vladimir?
Don't think about it.
I don't...
I'mma be honest, I don't think BTR is here.
For 30 minutes in you think there's still a chance
You hear something what do you hear
static you sure it's not just the wind my phone's on the mic cord is it good
now? Oh it was probably just I got a text. That was probably Hutch's stomach rumbling.
They fucking wired at me.
No, should we try and get that guy shit or what?
Damn son, if you're a broke boy just say so holy shit man.
looking for
If you broke boy just say so yeah peas on them
Damn what the hell were you losing?
Thanks
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to get it.
I'll take that too I'll take that too
He's top-loading BP in the max honestly I respect this game
Gotta place you got in here
Level force
Take his headphones
Hi, what?
What what do you want?
That's a t1. No, it's not you meatballs boys. You're thinking about the wrong helmet
This is a level four helmet.
This is the good one.
The bad one is tan.
The good one is black.
What are y'all yapping about?
I have 5,000 hours in the game.
I'm not that bad.
I just can't aim well.
I think the BTR isn't coming.
I don't think the BTR is coming.
It's 26 minutes.
Speak of the devil, dead eye, that's a fucking plane!
That's not a BTR!
I'm past sorry don't let it happen again this is why you since you did this to me you did
this to me dammit is better is SS AAP better than M8 558 one
God forbid a Goopa runs the toll booth.
God forbid a Goopa runs the toll booth on streets.
Everybody just freaks out.
Listen, pay the tax.
You know what?
Fuck it.
Three primes right now, where I'm about to tax the fuck out of this chat with fans.
That's where we're at, mods, get the hammers ready.
Like Lord of the Rings.
Get the hammers ready.
We're going to war.
Three primes.
Well, I'm about to start banning motherfuckers.
Pick five, pick five people.
Pick five people, mods, subs or not,
and get ready to fucking beat the hell out of them.
All right, they paid the taxes.
We're good.
We're good, they paid the toll.
We're good.
They paid the taxes.
We ain't like the English.
We'll honor the taxation payment.
Don't need to dump the tea in the water, gentlemen.
Everybody relax.
Had to get those taxes paid.
If I relax, put the knives down.
This isn't the UK, put the knives down.
Guys, where is the BTR?
I feel like you've lied to me.
Should it have already been here?
Yo, Smorex, think of it a problem, nerd, think of it a tier one, Mazur, Roddy, Swiftie,
Death, Hunter!
One shot, one kill.
We do not accept pennies here, quarters or dollars only.
Your punishment is death.
You gotta check your corners.
You gotta check your corners little beat us
Or like a little bit dead or like a little dead or like a little dead
Right
Not bad I told
You got in here Jesus level three
Oh, shit.
Guys, I really don't think the BTR is here.
Guys, guys, I have a level 5 in my- I have a level 5 in my armor.
What are you gapping about?
Well, you want me to switch to one plate?
You want me to switch to one fucking plate?
play? Actually it's a great idea. Good thing I thought of this myself.
Moment.
Shit balls.
Genius idea from your boy? Genius idea from me and only me. I thought
thought about it I came up with a plan I executed
dude if I look in here I'm going what the hell happened in that toll booth
what the hell happened in there
Fuckin' Jesus.
Hellmet shat!
We're good.
Alright bro, can I leave man?
Can I leave yet?
Fight me if they give you the five gifted. It should have been here, no?
It should have been here.
What is the time frame? What is the time frame of it's going to be here?
We're almost at 18 minutes left in the damn raid.
Oh my gosh, we have another customer
We're closed come again next time
Oh my gosh, it actually is here.
I've been waiting for you, BTR.
you
Slain digging for the five gifted!
Thank you!
Exitley raid boys! Exitley raid!
Lot of high octane.
Lot of closed situations.
So we made it out alive.
But we made it out alive.
That's what it's about.
And that is what it is about, gentlemen.
No ratting.
No, no ratting.
High mobility.
High octane gameplay.
Find me a favorite of five gifted lane.
Thank you again for the five gifted.
Two PMC kills.
Don't mind if I do.
Thank you very much.
Alright.
Back to Guardian to the Galaxy.
Greatest playlist ever.
peace all right so what do we have now we have what did I get from that
check side quests oh I can do I can do all right we're going again we are going
back again to kill everyone to kill everyone and everything but the HK up
let's gear up gentlemen beautiful song all right round two
You
you
two raids survived streak.
That's not that crazy because
it counts scav raids in that
two but just the hours you
All right, that's what I was thinking too. It was 24 survival streak in a 1kd
Because so if you do like a bunch of scav raids and a PMC rate it counts the survival streak
I believe it used I or at least it used to it probably still does
Yeah, and it was like you just run you could just run a bajillion scabs and have a crazy survival streak
so that's not like that weird if you scab but
But that you would also, okay, so you have to think too, right?
If you're actually doing scaverades and shit like that, then that's cutting into your hours
and like, you're not.
Yeah, those are all PMC at the amount of hours and the level that he was, yeah.
Yeah, you're just not doing that.
Yeah, but he was like holding like a, like a probably 10 yard angle.
And before my peak even settled, he headed me with M995 with the meta HK.
I was like that was weird. Yeah, he's probably not legit. Yeah, I've been seeing
a couple of them lately more than usual, but
Oh, they do it. Yeah, because they they buy the accounts there. They just don't give a fuck and
they drop 250. Yeah, that's why they buy it on sale or something. You know, it's like
that threw me off. I fell unheard and I was like, wait a minute. Maybe it's not, but
Whatever
Yes, I did get camped as well by a fourth prestige level 51 with a raid backpack
10 minutes into the raid sitting inside of the building and just holding sounds like me
Yep, I wanted to cry
Oh man icebreaker wait are you you're just trying to unlock the
the direct access right I am blowing off the door that's all I care about and I
I'm gonna do it a couple times I need to kill the this is the ropes when you're
blowing off the door have you made it to the door right yeah yeah so you have the
BTR quest line yep I would just win talk to BTR and I got the 30 rest you're
doing the ropes. I mean, you could do that on White House.
You think it's faster that way? But then I don't get as much
experience.
Well, actually, it's not a big deal. You'll get the rope kills
faster on icebreaker if you're hitting it often. Okay, so if
we hit icebreaker, and don't messes don't do like the full
full map and just hit the ropes in the beginning and then the
black division then extract and like grab a bunch of shit and
that's probably the quickest way to do it but if you're getting camped at the
transit all the time that's fucking you over then
well my house might be better but I say we I say we try to do icebreaker and
then if that goes south we just do the what's it called are you trying to full
clear it or no just a helipad well to explosive door and then just a helipad
wait, Halipads for the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come to, come to
dorms with me bro, hold it down. When I try to kill the boss, I should bring like
full fucking... I'm gonna be honest bro, I'm just gonna clear that bitch. I can
clear it all the way to the door to be real. Yeah, yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, it's
not bad at all. I've got to the point where I can clear the Halipads pretty
consistently all right I just got out of my raid all right I have a push to grab a
yeah just gonna grab a little kit
someone just got murdered over here for sure
are you friendly?
He's not...
Are you friendly?
He doesn't want to see me.
Yeah, I know that's a guard.
It's a little scary.
They just murdered that scoundrel.
Are you doing the, um...
Engine on cheese?
Yeah!
God.
I can't believe they haven't fixed that still.
Oh, that's why I want to get as much XP from it until they do.
So once they fix that, bro, it's going to be hell.
It's not that bad to be honest, but yeah, it's definitely more risky.
But you can still use, like, smokes and stuff in there as a strat, because what you do is
you keep one guy up top and he just like pops up the top on a right hand and
it's pretty easy to kill a lot of them you just need the guy up top to put in
support and then the dude on the bottom just has to fucking dance around like
he's doing the cha-cha slide so like debate all the black division yeah it's
not that bad let me know once you're ready and I'll just leave this right I'm
I'm like ready right now. All right
Just a moment. I want to say if I can kill us somebody
Okay
Grab some smoking tins
Well, they really need like one two smokes
Yeah, I got a bunch of smokes. I got pretty much everything
All right, three
You get one off a night two every time
Yeah
Oh
Yeah, I knew it was a player.
We got it.
I don't want to keep Landmark waiting too long.
I don't want to keep him waiting.
We probably could have played that, stalled it out a little bit more.
Alrighty, I pushed him.
I died.
Well, scab?
Oh my gosh, it was Ligma Johnson!
Yeah, I died on my scav.
Ligma Johnson killed Ligma Balls!
That's the circle of life right there!
I've never seen that!
I'm gonna laugh!
All right, inviting you.
Oh, Roger that.
Bye.
you
I
Yeah, once I can just go to icebreaker, bro, like
Infinite money it's disgusting. Yes, it's infinite money glitch. It's it's it's so broken
I was saying go ahead saying is
Well one I think they need to
Be six or no, I don't have one
well, I
I think they need to make it where you can't see through smokes and then they got to balance the AI a little bit around that
I know people might get mad at me for saying that but
It's kind of bullshit that you can cheese it like that, you know
Yeah, I don't know
It would be well that have to balance the AI for sure like especially the boss
But I think it'd be more fun if you can't choose it with smokes. I agree, but I also think
Is that your red laser? Yeah, I'm all right. I'll turn it off. I also think that we're so far along and so people have been doing this for so long
That doing that now you are halting everybody else
Yeah, but people that were doing it will blow through their money like and you still be able to farm it. It just won't be as free
Yeah, I mean listen you play this game way more than me, you know, you know more than I do for sure
The devil's advocate
Don't know is what it is. I'm just shocked. They made it like a non-transit that you can I'm up to
Because if it wasn't it if you had a transit every time to go to icebreaker
Like it wouldn't be as much of an infinite money farm
Yeah, I mean sure doesn't feel that way for me. I die at least 30 to 40 percent of the time getting here
No, yeah, but what but if you didn't have to transit that's what I'm saying
it like that is that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying yeah but once you unlock it on the
map boom you're just you're just rubbling you know you're printing you're like going nuts
mm-hmm I haven't been here in a minute though I play the oh yeah I play you're having everybody
rise up against you right now I know I know how dare you think that the game should operate the way
should operate land mark your piss off sheet I just don't think you should look
through smoke grenades and kill AI I don't know it feels a bit cheesy to me
oh you're definitely not wrong it feels a little bit of the boo shit little bit
of the boo shit
I don't see anybody. Me neither.
Surely there's nobody there. No, surely we'll be able to get all this money for free.
I'm popping a peek, I...
I wonder if that sign of deadly skull is one of their friends they put in the game as a favor.
Yeah, so I'm gonna chat and maybe that was their plan all along for you to cheese that shit.
Man, bruh.
Maybe, maybe.
Uh-oh.
Oh, fuck.
Not the good, not the good.
I'm still getting hit.
I might die.
No, get over here get over here
Fuck these guys you ready? Oh, I'm getting some stamina
Okay ready
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck oh!
What's up buddy?
Can you guys say what's going on, how are you doing?
Are you looking so good?
You're so precious!
You're so good oh you're so beautiful!
You're so pretty, you're so so pretty.
Oh they're shooting the fucking...
Shit!
I got to go problem.
What the fuck is he spawning in there?
Holy shit!
Sleeping the abs.
That AI just got killed for no reason.
I'll disagree with you, Tiggs.
I definitely do think it's still hard for the general guy, for the general person I do
think it's still difficult.
I'm not guaranteeing most people die on just like literally the first part.
who is saying that they understand all the maps and 40 hours of gameplay have has hundreds
of hours of watchtimes and streams and YouTube videos or is cheating and is coping their
fucking dicks off for their 5000 hours and I still get lost on woods you're not that
good pal you're not that good
Yeah, he's, yeah, he's, yeah, he's giving me a moment.
Oh, I'm an idiot.
the
what the fuck is happening
yeah about to
where the hell is night?
they're stuck downstairs
I think they're upstairs, bro.
Yeah, they're upstairs. Someone is.
Is that them moving?
Yeah, where's night? Yeah, they're coming. They're coming I think and let's touch you
I hear I'm just gonna be back enough. Yeah, they're stuck downstairs. I think oh
I hear my hair. I'm just gonna
That's not like Marty
Marty, where are you?
I hear them
You're the club
What the fucking nut sack?
Where the fuck is Marty?
I'll clear the rooms maybe.
I'll just hold this.
Yeah, I'll just clear out up here and then come down.
Bro, last time this happened, Marty's clapped my cheeks.
Any lead access?
No.
No lead access?
Summit left his vase in here.
How was he doing on the boat?
I don't know. I don't even think he liked boats.
More latex.
More latex till day?
More latex till day big boy.
I think down we go how would you scoop hmm yeah this may be there's nothing up
here there's nobody up here sorry Lucy side rooms no well I checked the other
one there's not shit in there pretty bad loot so far yep I'm green all right
let's go die to Marty if you die to Marty I swear I'm gonna you're never
gonna get the end of it
going up here. Not the night. Down we go.
Oned.
Slammed.
Slammed. I'll watch your back.
Coming in front of you
Go fucked up
But my fucking balls into them goddamn bro, I'm gonna be honest
I see a flashlight. I think I'm gonna die
Yeah, dude, I just I see that flashlight and I just my heart drops
I'm just gonna repair my thorax and put my arm back on
I am healing my body, I am healing my body, I am good.
I hear something close.
Kill them all.
Might go through freezer.
Or I just named this corner.
There's around the corner to the right, I believe.
You could cut through here and shoot in the back probably.
That's what I'm thinking.
Probably a better peek, yeah.
I think there's one right around the corner there.
That's a door.
Yes, he was.
Bro, where is Marty?
Right, wait.
I hear him.
He's coming from the staircase.
He's on the staircase, I believe.
Feel free to shoot him.
He's coming.
Are you walking?
Marty go up. No, I think he's in here. We're on the other hallway. Yeah, we went up. We're
good. Marty dead. Bye Marty. Freaking us out. There, I'm coming to control room and clear
Mr. McFly
Yeah, it's never might be it might be good
So
Yeah, I mean
Everything looks good party was the last one
one
one nice one nice
alrighty happy not to be dead
happy not to be dead
there's an ultralink thing there
that's
130k
nice
jig though
one moment though
not too shabby
check Marty's body real quick
we should kill this guy right here
fucking whatever million key yeah you can have the key you know labs access key
card that's it okay nice man nice
So let it ask.
I'll say that, just say no.
What the hell was that?
What?
I heard, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I thought it said no, you might not answer.
You shall not pass.
I'm coming.
I'm packing bags right now.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll just give you send us a thousand miles.
You want me to do engine room?
No, I can do it.
Okay.
I like that.
Get the XP, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
As they top off some mags, I'm good to rock.
Um, we've topped these off.
Locking.
Just if I say Tony help me please God I'm gonna die make sure you peak okay just in case there
any confusion with what the with those words meant. Make sure you pee.
Okay, perfect. Yep. If you give me the signal, I'm gonna come out blasting. I'll
throw some sign language up. Some gang signs. Some gang signs. I've got one guy
the other day. That guy who's going up gang signs then swirls. Yep.
All right, my mags are topped, I'll be home on Batte, and then I will do, I will do, I will do.
I
Do you ever pop PK at this water now? Yeah, you may as well
That's what I'm thinking. I mean imagine you get shot in the fucking leg and then
and um, you know, you shot in the leg and then boom, you die, because of it, I'd be
pissed.
They'd do that like, blind fire through the smoke and you're in the leg and you die.
I didn't shut the door if you shut that door you know I'm good
I'm good. I'm good.
One is your enemy.
Come on.
I'm down to your blood.
I'm just going to need to check it.
We're all Gucci.
What means help yourself help yourself
Dude, I know I'm in my bag. I did this room solo with a ppsh
It was not fun they don't need to know fit by the way, they don't need to
No, no, no, no, no without the smoke without the smoke before we know about that. We didn't know I knew about the smoke
But this tried in this room for a long time
So people are using like GL's and stuff to kill them throwing aids at them when they come out of the doorway. Oh
Wow, really?
New world. Yeah. Yeah without the cheese. It's fucking hard. Yeah, I bet I fucking bet
So do you take pistols or do you only take the 5-7?
Well normally if you're clearing the map you'll have so much loot it doesn't even matter
like a pistol would be complete dog shit to take but right now I'll probably take them
because we're not full clearing.
Got it.
I mean they're actually pretty good they're like 40-50k for two slots I think.
Yeah, it's not like a bad thing to take.
Yeah.
Do you find any 5-5-6?
Yeah, I got it. I'm gonna unpack a bunch.
Cool.
Um, I have like fast mag packing skills, so it's real quick.
Beautiful.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, yeah I think you got everything here.
Look at that room while you're doing that.
Bob not sable
Nice little graphic card.
I'm just unpacking right now.
I'm going to get this.
Hey, this much, I'm going to get this mag shit done fast.
Um.
No, you're not going to.
I'm level 46.
And I think, you know, I should not have played like 90 hours of icebreaker in a week.
breaker in a week
oh my gosh and yeah and i still didn't have the max
holy fuck
it definitely goes quickly but i'm still not max
i mean when it came out yeah it's all anyone's doing if you were just farming
the shit out of this month
it makes sense
something else what i'm doing now anytime hope i died
let's go do it did you drop that ammo don't you get it still
no no i'll come
the
I
See two of them dead
So what is it in duos I know there's three in solo that's four
There's no one alive up here at least I think I needed three of them and there's one more here
Yep, they're all done
Yeah, the grenades up here like OP if you just underhand grenades they they literally cannot shoot you and
You almost it depends on what need but you almost look straight up and just underhand it
Gotcha like
Just ever so slightly for I usually use M67s because at bigger radius if you use M67s like almost straight up
I guess it's gonna depend on your strength too, but...
Just like spread him out, you throw him like left to right, left to right, and then they like try and run away from him, and eventually one of them will just catch him all like this in a group.
Yo, P90!
Yeah, we're doing this. We're doing this yesterday. I do not think Summit enjoyed it
Why?
You know how he is. I don't think he enjoyed watching us kill everything. Oh
Yeah, why may I get that honestly like the most fun you're gonna have on this map is going through it like
Because it's one of those things it's like PvE like once you I would say it's kind of like it's really hard until you figure out how to do it
It's almost like a puzzle you have to solve and once you figure out the method for solving the puzzle
It's a lot easier, but it's kind of just like alright
I'm going through the steps like I do this and then I do this and then I stay in here and I peak this and I do
You know a grenade here. I throw a smoke there
So until you figure it out, it was difficult, but you know once you get it down
You're like, okay, I see how to do this whenever I did it with glorious shout out to glorious
I fucking hated it as well. So just sit there. It's like, alright
just wait right here and kill everything that I do and it just you know yeah definitely more fun doing it yourself but obviously
you know please try to help me out I
Don't see anything down there
There's a girl be deep
Yeah, she wants clothes. I'm gonna peak from the top of that
all right I'm gonna I might die oh no okay I'm prone I'm in a bad spot though
I'm stuck, huh?
Yeah.
Ew!
Oh!
Oh, crap!
Oh, shit!
Hey, buddy.
Well, I have anything.
I'm good to date right now.
Go, three.
One's pushing up.
to another. Got one. Nice. I think I reload real quick. Yep. I'm peeking up top. Killed
another. I think there's just one more. Two more. I'm walking up. Killed one. Okay, there's
another one here. I'll hold up top in case he swings wide.
Killed. Sounds like you got him. I think that's it.
I didn't tell. Just double check it. Looks good.
Yeah, all good I think. As long as you clear top we're good here.
Grab my bag, man. No, no, they can't be up top.
They never go up top got it. They can be far back around this corner though
Like when you wrap around the front of the ship here, they can be there's like a little storage room
They can hide like back by the storage room so they can be kind of deep
Can they be on that staircase like all the way back to I know there's three of them
That's on there. I know I've never seen that though by the state
No, oh, they can be yeah, they can be back there. There's always
There's always like three more there, but I'm talking about this group that we just killed.
Got it.
They can be like around this corner on the lower level.
There's like a box with an open door, like under, there's like a little area under.
Yeah.
They can push back there in a little storage room.
That's it.
Got it.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
And then I'll show you something too this um
This area and up there's like an area next to us. I can have some loot
Well, I think a lot of people don't really know about it
Man these guys were loaded with the nods holy shit, huh? Yeah
These guys ain't got it. I got two big nods two small nods
Each night vision is a hundred and something thousand each of the small ones is eighty eight thousand
How many rock kills do you get then I do oh
I have 11. So 2 more ways. Did you just start? I just started. This is my first time. You know, you get going here and there's a door. There's a door up. There's like another way from up top where I went prone. We're getting here. See, there's that. Nothing to fuel. That can spawn like in this room. And then there can be another one. There's like a downstairs here.
It can be another one of those fields that I like to play.
Yeah, I'll take that.
Little bit of loot, little bit of money.
Have been a Monday?
Yeah, just a Monday.
So how many rogues spawned in a duo?
11.
Oh, there you had.
You started zero this rate, OK.
Yeah, 11.
So two more runs on guns.
Ow.
OK, that's a lot.
Holy shit.
a shit ton. And you know what's good about this is to it's like there's not a lot of
like I said there's not a lot of risk obviously there's risk that we get one tap but in the
grand scheme of things there's a lot more risk in my opinion on that I've been saying
I think if you know how to clear the map it's far more risky to play labs or even fucking
customers right now is p193 terrible no it's yeah it's not good okay I think
literally your chances of dying on customs were way higher than on this
map if you know what you're doing yeah no there's no doubt in my mind on that
because I have died on customs more than this back to that exactly what's
happened to me all right yeah see sometimes sometimes I hide back here
right back there I left my bag are we clearing out boss or no no I don't know
if you want to kill the other three or you want to leave I gotta hit the bomb
door yeah I gotta blow it up oh really yeah let me check I need to I need to
bring rubles I got that locate and obtain the engine room key card and break the chain
on the door on the roof of the engine room using the sz1 charge reach the damaged door
on the roof of the engine room.
Uh, on the roof of the engine room, I got three here, I think that's all there is, you have
to reach the damaged door on the roof of the engine room, isn't that?
Is that past the dead pause?
the damaged door on the roof of the engine room.
You need the torch? You need the torch?
Oh, are they talking about the hatch? Oh, so we have to, um...
Okay, so I mean that's the end of the fucking map.
Yeah, they're talking about the hatch.
That's past the boss and then the last group of Black Division.
Mean we could how many smokes do you have? I have a lot
We could kill the boss like we could try it. I
Don't care. I mean remember we're gonna have to come back here three more times
So if you want to do you want to come back next run and do that whenever we're mentally, you know
Or we do right now the only thing I don't have is a gas mask
But we could just diffuse the gas mask on this guy right here, and I have one as well
Okay, fuck it. We could probably do it then I have three smokes. We just have to be good with the
Quick though if we're gonna do this we have to be quick we can all right so I should stop right now and just yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I mean if we did we die on the boss and you know
Whatever what the fuck yeah
Well, then I'll be ready.
What'd I put my bag at, chef?
Uh-oh.
What'd I put my bag at?
I don't know.
Oh, found it.
All right, we're good.
All right, let me eat, drink, and grab smokes.
Oh, shit.
I only have I thought I had so many more smokes Tony. How many do we have we don't need that many I
Don't have any you don't have any I thought I had some
Okay, I have I have one I have one you have one. Okay give it to me. We could do it. We could do it
All right, we have four total we could do it
Just packing my mag really quick
eating, drinking, and then I'll be there.
All right, on my way.
That does a bomb don't play don't play I need to play it. Oh, yeah, I don't have it you have it
Oh, okay, I don't bring a bomb
Bottom right killer bottom right
Back up a little I think you might get damaged there
You can just stand on top and watch it too.
There's a little like glow stick that was flying.
Uh, you want to give it a smoke?
Yeah.
There you go.
Boom.
Okay.
Uh, I guess you hold the back door here, maybe?
I don't know.
I'm still topping off the mag.
Okay.
Let me know when you're ready.
We only have 20 minutes, so we have to...
all i dropped the smokes in an engine room black site fucking personal accident
where am i looking for my holiday
right where i am down the hall just like that
i'm gonna i'm gonna have to beat them i have to drag row on the ball so i'm
gonna be like in the hall on the right side
which don't run towards me unless you call it
oh I don't know if that's gonna fucking smoke
oh fuck there's one in the gym uh-oh
don't move left
no I'm not
I think I pulled the rag, bro.
Flashbang.
Did that hit you?
Nope.
Oh, fuck.
Shit.
I need to get a regular nade.
of
the
two dead
yep
another one's coming
flash
nice
that's him
dead
this should be all of them I think
I'm just gonna throw a few nades to clear
yep
I think we're good. All right.
I think we're good, sir. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Oh, you had an
SA 58. Oh, yeah. Oh, you had a hawk. You had a hawk melee. It was. Yeah, a hawk hatchet
may lay thing. I don't know.
I'm taking that shit.
Loot quick. Loot quick.
Because we want to have enough time and there's
the next group of Black Division as a duo is fucking easy.
We can kill them super fast.
We want to have time to loot because you can get fucking juiced up this raid.
Take his rig and just drop the plates.
as heavy his rig is fucking gigantic yeah I'm gonna do it now okay buddy of
this I think that's ready take this
up off the mag
fuck was that
ah I dropped the can of food
kind of heading
oh 3,000 euros 5,000 USD
mmhmm
oh yeah they're fucking rich these guys
yeah they are
alrighty do we need to keep moving
no no loot loot loot all the
loot all the garbs there
I mean they all have like M9N5
SSAP
These guys all of their pockets have a money to euros like 500 to 1000 euros or so
They're not in like a rush, but like there's a lot of loot later on so I want to time this like show you where it all is
Yeah
Whoo
It's not always guaranteed again here are the blowtorches
No idea
You need your bag too. I there ain't no good my bag Tony
What do you mean? That bitch is heavy. Should I just what do you think I should run and go get it? I think it's too far
Oh, you want a backpack right now? Yes? Yes?
Alrighty, so I'm gonna have to drop that armored rig inside of there and just go back to just drop
Just drop some of this shit and just drop all the shit out of it and then bring it back empty
And then when we go back to the heli you can sort out loot we have 15 minutes. All right. Oh, we still got a good amount of time
Yeah, I mean plenty of time if you know where to go, but if I'm also like trying to show you
You should
Should I go take it up to the helipad and dump it or no just yeah
Have you ever full cleared this
Um
Me no have I been with the glorious whatever he full cleared it and just kind of like follow them. Yes
Now we're doing this shit together
So you see what I did there to like for the boss
Like the hallway to the second door
Need them for aggro hold close kill no no no they doesn't pull aggro
You have to run and you have to step into the gym and then immediately get the fuck out once you step in the gym
They start doing a get it a wedge maneuver on you
Where they like pinching you from two sides?
So if you stay in the gym, they'll come from both doorways in the gym and fuck you in the ass
But if you back out into the hall, they just come from multiple directions into the hallway
We don't
Okay, we're going upstairs here
There's actually there's a lot of loot over here. So the main things there's the
I'm not sure if it's the key card that I picked up that opens some of these doors but main thing second floor code here 0540 on that
0540
I didn't press off
Oh
What do I
You want to hit this room?
I
Am I looking usually on that table on the floor and then in here all around there's can be shit
Damn week. Okay. Oh and the blowtorch is in the kitchen under us
And the boss fight all the way down the hall. There's a kitchen and there's a
So I need to go in there right now. No, I grabbed it. I grabbed it
But it's just it's it's always just in the kitchen somewhere. It's a super tiny kitchen
Okay, we'll go next other room that really matters is this one. There's a code one two two six keypad right behind us
On the wall one two two six
These other rooms and then these halls have a key card swipes
Some of them you can open there's a lunsh on here
They had key card swipes you can swipe those they sometimes have good shit in them sometimes not
got it
oh wait wait you actually you actually yeah there's the torch you might need the key cards
too i'll give you them
i don't know if you need those for the quest or not
okay
okay um this is the last okay we're going out now
chastity there's a big one on the table
no it i already know what it is everyone i see is it it's like a sparkly piece of light
got it
every time I go in there and someone says it's a big one.
Okay, do you want to do the shooting this time, or do you want to be bait?
What do you want to do?
I don't care.
Whatever you want.
I'll do the shooting if I need experience.
You're going to go through this door, unseal that, and then 312220 is the code.
Drop your bag too.
Drop your bag.
Your hallway is going to be clear when you open the next door.
You're gonna
There's gonna be like a little
Connector on the right down the hall. Don't peak that yet. What we're gonna do is I'm gonna fucking
Draw their aggro and they're gonna walk down the staircase
Looking towards me and you're just gonna shoot them all in the head as they walk down the stairs. All right
So I'm looking at the hallway. What do I do? You walk forward
There's gonna be a doorway on the right that opens up to like a little connector and like a staircase like
three-quarters of the way down the hall. Don't peek it yet. Just get ready there. Yep, you're gonna get ready there.
I'm ready. Oh, actually you can peek it now. You can peek it. You can peek it. They're not here.
I'm on the other side of the hall from them. Right across from me.
They're gonna walk down that staircase. After me, you're gonna shoot them in the back of the head. You ready? Got it. Ready.
Get ready. Ready.
I'm lit are they shooting you kill that one you good you good yeah another one there killed another
another okay they were looking at you for some reason I think we might be there might be some
upstairs I don't know why I didn't pull them on me but whatever we're good nice job oh yeah yeah
We're just I'm going upstairs. I'm just going to clear for like one or two more. I think we got them all though
Okay, I'm gonna grab my backpack. Yep
Yep, we should be good that should be everything clear not
Okay, um
We'll do reverse come come inside and then upstairs
out okay we'll just full clear the shift for you to come over here keypad 3 1 2 2 2 0 boom
oh how do you know that uh you do there's like a quest that you do when you get both
components of it got it well that stays the same every time coming up all right just goes
be a couple of things we don't put in the whole fucking mad list oh yeah
that the torch right I got the torch I definitely think the sketchiest thing
about this whole shebang is what your case yeah the hand bonus stuck on you wait
What's their case?
What's their case the whenever we're going down
Like the helipads below helipads. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes, it is
Okay captains right on the other side of this desk
I'll take the black key card on them. There's some stems on them, too
That key card's like 500k
Yeah, is there anything I need to do in here?
Oh my no, you just have to go to the captain's body. I believe grab that key card
I mean, I don't we might be doing shit that you can't even activate yet
Just so you know how to do it
What is what is your quest say
Quest says ask the surviving scientist how to open up the code lock door on level six. Oh
So we're way
come down
I'm thinking about popping a stem. Should I yeah
Yeah, you may as well swipe this keycard here
I'm looking for a stem. I don't have anything fuck
Swipe the C1 right there
Can I do I have to do that all this run? No. No, you don't. Okay. We're coming
back so it doesn't matter. Okay. There's a bunch of shit like kind of everywhere
in here. You can chat.
Cool. Okay. That's good. Yep. Alright. You can look at the black division that we kill.
You got the ram shots that I missed ram.
Yes, yeah, yeah, I got ram for you.
There's a back here.
OK, back here, there's loot.
You're going to need these.
Where are you?
In the back here.
Coming.
There's a memento ram.
You'll need like three of those, so keep going.
I already got like six.
Oh.
Well, what the fuck?
Take a pollute.
How damn it.
easy oink easy oink
Okay, that's it. There's also the like key card rooms. You can use that cq key card on some of these doors in the hallway
I say we head back so I'm not I'm so fat. Yeah, start start going
Stop going
These guys are family good
I
You know you can vault over all the like railings and shit to get back down to the bed. Oh, you're right
forgot
Won't that break my fucking legs?
Not if you drop your bag first. I'm gonna hop up drop your bag
Then like come back come down
Okay, I'm going to do that.
Walk this, throw your bag over, walk to the right a tiny bit, and then down the staircase
and you can walk over the railing onto the helipad.
I might need you to come down here and pick up this backpack okay good thing I just shattered
both of my femurs. Oh, man, I'm gonna be fucked. I'm gonna be
fucked. I got plenty of time. You got plenty of time. I'm
talking about for space. Oh, yeah. Just I mean, there's a point
where you got a full bag, you know, and that's really it. It
is what it is. What it is. Yeah, I hear that. That comes
the time we got to realize you can't carry more shit so what you got is what you got yeah yeah
oh i dropped the five cents minus 50k let's go to this
i can't hear you let me know when i gotta go
All right, I think that's it. That's it. That nods. That shadow. I think that's it.
Fuck it. I can't hear shit. Let's leave!
I
Had two more spots
Big Ray and the spot there I could have moved it better. I
Can't wait to see this experience. I bet it's about to be huge
You're gonna have like one
Sixty probably I
Think I got sledge maybe too, which is gonna be a lot
Yeah, it depends who killed the bosses, but you killed all the rogues and I didn't kill any of them like
148
131 so you got sledge
I got fortress tremor and wedge wedge not sledge wedge
Yeah, what's my fish stop is ours?
I'm a wedgie.
I'm a bizarre.
Carried out motherfucker, a wedgie.
Nice job, let's go.
Alright, now we gotta go back and talk to the scientist.
you
But press the last summer ten body
Search it
I can search shit
Yeah, top of your stash that top left on the your stash. He's a search
Wow, didn't know that existed
Yeah, that shit's been great. Yeah, I might bring two LBC ours and an MPP V rig that crazy
No, that's gas
No, that's sick
That's a fucking good move what are you talking about?
about. All righty. Maximum lootage. I mean, eat, drink,
grab water and I'm ready to rock. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, um, where are your smokes? Yeah, got it. I don't think we
need like crazy, but the more the merrier, honestly, like the
more you can throw them at the fucking boss, the better your
chances are, especially if like that, they are like those weird
and they don't aggro you and then I thought so. It looks
easy until you get in there and shit doesn't go according to plan.
Yeah, it's hard about this right now.
I've done it enough where like I've kind of figured out where they get weird.
It's just you just got to do the fucking gym thing the right way.
And if they're in the gym, they can start off in the gym.
They don't always they can.
So if they're in the gym, you need a smoke or a frack to throw in the gym,
to push them out of the gym so that you can walk in the gym and pull out.
you got to do the gem
that's right you need a throwable for the gem basically
i've learned that
that's funny
alrighty i think i'm good bro i got so much sh** i need to do a mass sale at some point
i don't need to right now that's all that matters let me grab some money
I got thirty two hundred euros, which is fine. I just need four hundred thousand
Okay, give me one second. Hey, you're good. I got to get this
Armor
That would help I run run in the numbers over here at touch enterprises
And the numbers are reporting back, that's a great call.
That's a great call.
Not for that, dude.
Alright, let's go.
you
you guys mind doing that for me yeah I fuck with Pokemon I got a collection I
got a couple of Chars my favorite Pokemon is Mewtwo though love Mewtwo
Oh, God, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I like Snorlaxes, well.
Well, we got a shit spawn.
Holy fuck.
Mm-hmm.
No.
All righty tell him we got like we probably
One no two more runs tell him we have two more runs number down so probably in like 45 minutes
Unless he wants to join us on icebreaker then he can join us after this raid ask you let
Let him know. Just let me know what he says.
If he wants to join us, I'd love that.
But also, I know he's not a big fan of Icebreaker.
I'll pop in SJ6 now.
Oh, yeah, I already did.
Yeah, I figured.
Yeah, I mean, I'm on for another long day.
I don't have any plans to play with Peanut tonight,
but I'm on for another long one.
I mean, at least probably nine hours, maybe ten.
So I plan on taking tomorrow off.
I was going to take today off and the weather was shit,
weather was shit so probably tomorrow day off
permanent money
hell no that's fucking I I wouldn't want to play the game
maybe permanent money in real life that could be cool
what are you doing? Just hanging out with the wife. I don't want to hang out with the
wife on a shitty day, though.
Stoner, thank you so much for the 14 bucks, baby.
You're back when I missed. Nothing. We are just trying to finish this quest line with
this map so that I have it unlocked and I don't have to make this run anymore.
What are you doing tomorrow if the weather is also shit?
I'll be live.
I'll let you out.
Listen, I'll keep you all updated on Discord.
Typically, even whenever I announce like I'm taking the day off on stream, I'll let you
guys know like, alright, day off for sure in Discord.
If you're not in the Discord, make sure you're in the Discord, Instamation Mark.
Discord in the chat.
Thank you, Jess!
Senko Jess, I love you!
I love you!
I know you, babe!
Somebody's here to shot.
I ain't never gonna die without you, babe.
It's like a lunge, someone's at the transit.
Yes, chef.
Probably sniping.
It sounds like off to the hill, cause we're not hearing them gun.
Which is not good for us.
I know it is not.
use a small motherfucker
probably be able to spot him
not seeing him fuck
not seeing him either
Are you fucking fuck I got nothing on my screen nothing on my screen did anything he shot like from the beach, I think
Sound like it's from the beach
Like dude, I'm pretty sure
So much has got shot. Oh my god, it was me
Oh my gosh, he shot me again!
Dude, he's like, he's down by the fucking bridge somewhere.
Why can't I see this guy?
That's only shooting me, man.
I don't know. What the fuck?
You shooting you too?
No.
I'm getting shot now by someone else across the hill, across the hill.
That guy hurts. He took off my arm and one bullet.
This is fucked, Tony.
Yeah, this is super fucked.
We might want to lay low for a while. This is a great easy fuck. They lay low. I'm swapping plates
Oh, they're both low I got shot in my front plate and my back plate 27 28
I'm looking for this guy. I don't see him though
We're gonna do surgery
Well, we can always leave.
We could.
But that's no fun.
No, it is not.
We could wrap behind them and push the hell too.
I think that's the only play we have.
Yeah.
Probably.
probably probably still gonna get shot going up and over this hill oh close
okay
I said I'm I'm dead he's in front of us at a fucking tree I don't know there's
like I don't know who shot me because I died way but
of
the
Um, thousand hours, level 69.
Did you level 69 and he and he escaped?
Yeah, that guy one clicked me in the head like around the fucking rock.
I got. Yeah.
Did he want to have you?
Uh, yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I was also low health when I fought him.
I shit on his boy.
He was terrible.
And then this guy murdered me.
Yeah, I'm all about that guy.
We have no it in not like we go shit back who cares
No, you thorax me. I was just so low
Well, all right be the big backpack that sucks yeah
you
You
Proof that it was directed at you so on stream
I was like it'd be terrible if I got DDoS right before I fought like a staggo or something sure as shit
I go to find a staggo DDoS
yeah let's get the fuck off
storm in prison for that shit
oh i'm in prison
by the way to Keith
put him in the coolag
put him under the goddamn gel
put him in the coolag
oh shit good spawn but jared's not here
nooo
that's a decent
that's not great
oh it's not a good spawn
i thought we were on the other side
decent
on chatted
summit
this guy with his mp5
game. Hey, honestly, it's kind
of smart. I mean, we're going
to get some MP5s. This guy,
this guy doesn't know that Q
times are fast in this game
now and you can't, you can't go
AFK when we kill. You gotta go
AFK before we kill. Yeah, there's
no, there's no more of that in
this game. You can't even get up
and take a piss when you
kill.
Summit!
Oh, no, okay, put that SJ6 away. Let's go. Yeah, I don't like these guitars. I was saying
that too fast. You can't go AFK in the queue. Can't do damn shit, man. What the fuck?
Move it or no. Yeah, maybe the happy medium. Let me get two
minute queues. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, we went from seven minutes to 30.
We went from 10 minutes. I don't know how they did it, but they did it.
I haven't thought I'd see you today.
I should have brought him trunks.
Yeah, we should have.
We should have what?
I see him.
I'm up there in three.
He's dead. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.
He's shot in the back of the head. He's fucking juiced, right?
He's looking up on the hill, so watch out.
He might have seen something.
We got a tango down, boys.
And a big backpack secured.
Oh, yeah. Well, Sonic could eat up on this guy.
I think you just the are you insured something or no?
Nah, I think you absorb this man. I think you absorb do anything say fuck the above
I thought we're not supposed to do
insurance for icebreaker
You aren't you aren't you aren't?
Yeah, I'm absorbed that man. Oh my god
Become that man right now
Becoming them
You're like fucking Pac-Man eating a ghost right now somebody suck that man right now
It's the truth
Gobble them up
Here's what it is
What do you mean?
He went to Np5!
Okay, well we'll take his whole rig then.
Oh, he's got armor on his gun, he's got armor on his slide, so just take all his shell.
I'm taking all his shit, man, don't worry.
Don't worry.
All I hear is, criticize, criticize!
Take his backpack over right.
Hey, 100%.
You don't want that backpack? I'll take that backpack.
Let's backpack that to the next shot, man.
I got a 5mm here in the middle.
Put a bullet through that man's doola ablongada.
Get the hell out of here.
I'll be fat if I know my body.
I'm fat.
My body's telling me no.
You guys have a secondary?
Yeah, throw it.
I'll carry it.
You got it.
Oh, come on.
What the fuck?
It's in the fuck.
Wait, it's in the fucking.
I got two armored rigs, that's why.
Yeah, drop one, drop one.
Just drop it.
They weren't floating.
We're going to icebreaker.
Yeah, you're just going to get a level five one.
You're going to get so much shit.
You don't need that.
You're going to be dropping off for more loot space.
AP-63s.
The reason I'm using the MP5 is because I have a shitload of AP-63s from Icebreaker.
Isn't it great?
I love it.
Why not just blast them off with MP5s?
Like it still kills people.
May not be great.
Oh, I hear you.
Oh, the gun shirt.
You don't need that.
That armor.
That armoured shirt.
But not trying to have green tracers and a pistol.
He had a Bosin and a fucking MP5 on our first run yesterday.
Oh no, it was the boss in it at Ketter and I killed him.
Why am I not surprised by that?
Hotchkilling Summit?
No, it's usually the other way around.
I got a whole video of Groove.
I got a whole video of Groove right behind us.
I'm 80-01. That'd be good then.
No, that should gas.
I'll just show them mate for a little bit.
Yeah, no rush.
They're camping now. They're gonna be camping later.
That's right
Okay, they're far shoot someone shooting far we might this might be a good time to go to be honest
Beach
Yeah, yeah beach we run along and I think we jump around the little barriers on the
all right on the coast
we have fog too which is good
too many things are good right now
yep
who's gonna die?
I feel like it's gonna be me
if I die you guys continue the raid
me too
what you feel like it's gonna be me?
by the fucker some some guys gonna be in my RPG
spot all fucked bro that was so crazy I think I hear
something no I hear something here's something
I don't know where.
Yep, they're not coming.
Yep.
On the road?
Yep, on the road, I believe.
On the road, I believe.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just aiding it and we keep going.
Yep.
We can peek him from the ramp and hold over here.
It's another spot.
Yeah, we're here on the ground, yep.
Starting it now.
it up
Chaffer under the motherfucking boat the tires. Oh you saw the tiggs clips
No, I just seen a dude shoot at me from there
So bro tiggs was sitting underneath those tires shooting through one of the tire holes
So he's killing like squads after squads after squads
Wait on the dock yeah, he has a little rat spot where they can't see him
And he just sits there and taps people as they're trying to leave like close up. Yeah, very close
Look at that. That's crazy
Yeah, someone tried it on us yesterday, almost killed us.
I think they did kill us.
So people are doing speed runs on this boat.
A new speed run was just, a new record was set.
It was by Axel.
He did this entire run in three minutes and 43 seconds.
I think it's a good one.
40 minutes. Did he use like a
parkour? He has to be using
Parkour because you can you can
skip all the roads in the
beginning. You the first part of
the map. You can literally go
through and not kill a single
AI if you get a good spawn on
it. Yeah. Um and then the
I feel like you'd have to do a, um, you'd have to do some kind of parkour in three minutes.
I don't even think you could run through the whole boat and back in three minutes.
What?
343.
Alright, I just need this and then everything else.
I'm chilling.
Yes.
There they are.
Fuckers.
Oh, shit, I called you a fucker.
three dead, I'm dead
Okay, there's a floating
A floating MDR is like blocking my bullets. There's one more down the hall on the right down on the right
I think he's behind the wood over there. You can see him spinning a little bit
Holy what the fuck I'm out. You just hold that I got a full reset. Oh, what's happening to me, man?
I
That random chance we're talking about this guy's vegan. Yeah, I would just hold for two seconds and I'll be back
I'm feeling behind the wall. Okay. It's really done. We shoot him in the head through the wall
I bet you actually didn't do three minutes on this fucking level, you know, well, no, you could bypass all this seed
Hey, this is
I guys dead. Where's the other one? I think that was him there might be one down on the right here
I'm hearing something done there might be one of the rooms over there
Yeah, there is
Last room. It's also to summit when you're solo you can like manipulate the AI better because they own the aggro
I
Like there's only one person to pull AI aggro so you can like just be funnel them in better than okay
I don't go after like three different people one sink. We are good
Be careful of downstairs. It's all I can actually go and clear it. Let me kill up
You guys loot this beginning area. That's
all you
I almost died multiple times on that one. I got very lucky. I killed the first two
I swing that door and all three of them are like holding each other's hands coming up that staircase
Dicks, yeah, sketchy
All right
I
Just remember a little crossfire incident. I I shot you I think once there. Oh, you definitely shot. Oh my gosh
There's a guy still up
You definitely shot me don't worry. Yeah, I got shot for the right. I just turned started blasting
That you son of this all right, we're upstairs is clear. Well, there's just one on the staircase though
I'm up here still. I'm up here still. I'm just loading my mags
Shit
You loot all those rooms. Oh, you got it. You got it. Yeah, there wasn't shit. You got to talk to the scientist
Yeah, where's that guy at right here?
I take yeah
the door
Left, door in the... yep.
That guy.
Where to put it?
There are no other options.
It consists of two parts.
And the nearest one.
I found the code 312.
captain yeah oh wait does it say you can rescue the captain it shows on a
checkbox chat okay so then probably if we go to the end find the captain but the
captain be hella dead all right cool so we're going all the way again all right
Should be fun. All right, let me go clear out second half real quick. Let's see a mess kid
We ought to let somebody do mechanic room
Oh engine on engine room. Yeah, that's some 800 K and I really don't want to die. Okay
all you hutch that's good the way soldier
yes I'm right
they're around that door careful
I'm watching just the back of the stairs oh do you want this MP5 back?
Jared do you want this MP5?
uh no
have an HK
okay do you want me to drop it?
uh yeah you should leave it
You got that?
Yeah, I'll take this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm by the stairs.
You're in the control room?
Yeah.
Oh, did you grab the key card?
The orange one?
Yeah, the orange one.
How much do you need them?
Leave them.
Just and we're going all the way
This is all bullshit don't even yeah, you don't need a little it's all bullshit trust me. You're gonna have so much shit like
For this time than ever before just a few times yesterday
you
Yes, man, it's great. Yes, yes. Yes. Did you grab food inside of the what's it called?
hell no
Hell no, I'm gonna need a drink at some point
All right, we're good. All right, come to a summit
Have to move somewhat fast
Yeah, this one
Grab food as well
Jerk
Can't I meet I
Don't see any I don't see any Bev. You know, I got a bad I got a bad for you. I found one
I
Go
Your son
No, no, you gotta go down down down down down down comes down with a basement
I'm so sorry. Oh, I got so much drink. Do you need more or no?
Right here. This is me. This is me. They're all clear down here clear
Yeah, I grew up there.
Oh, sure. Got a drink, yeah. No food, nothing.
Yeah, you have some of this.
Here's your bed.
Ah, let's do it. Please skip the last scene to save my ears.
This old space would escape.
Walk up.
I'll follow now.
Oh, I gotta go up a little more.
Sorry, I thought we were waiting to open up.
You're good, you're good.
who's doing engine room? I'll do it. I like that. I like that. Getting that confidence. I just want that XP, bro. Confidence and XP.
I
Jared we just need to not walk into the room with him
He's just hanging the hallway and not let any AICS. Um, Tony, can I get one of your 60s?
Yeah, were you
Even better
fucking thing I got that extend though thank you thank you thank you the clip is
All right, I don't make it back. I love you, bitch
Oh, don't come in here don't come in here don't even peek the doorway because it'll pull their aggro
So close that door, we basically just have to sit and do nothing and if he fucks it up
that we picked these top doors and stuff and asked him.
Just hanging out.
I
Think you got it that's I don't know if they're a position
Here walking anymore, they are not in position not one of them went to the position. Okay. All right. We got a fight
Yeah, I'm gonna start shooting them, okay?
Yeah.
We're at the top right.
Oh, fuck.
Dude, it's stuck.
Uh, something to go on the other side.
Do you want me on the other side?
Not good.
Yeah, we gotta...
Oh, shoot.
You can keep smoking yourself.
Keep smoking yourself if you need to.
Yeah, I can just go right through there.
Oh, fuck.
You smoke yourself if you need to.
You got it down there?
Yeah, I'm alive.
Okay.
You have to hold.
Yes, you can.
You have to go on the top.
That's the main, that's the main, that's the main over there.
over don't they should be crossed it okay hotch you might have to kill
something's on the left cuz I can't really see I can't see any of them right
now one's all the way in the back yeah I'm gonna try to get a fucking gun out
I'm back there
Second floor left above you
Fire peanuts off once third floor careful
I'm turd!
Fuck.
He just ain't bothered to shit out of me.
What?
It's the right cover.
Oh no, I got jammed.
Careful something.
Nice.
This guy needs you to kill, thank you.
We got one or two more left, nading back.
Got right above me, third floor, careful.
Did you kill that guy?
One dead, that's dead up there.
dating one more time
thank you might be clear just walking up
all right unless they're on third floor of the diagram we are clear man
instant borax
it's the
guy he was facing the fucking wall and then spun around
and it's the good one
all right we'll just clear the helipad and we'll reset
honestly it's not the end of the world cause I just needed the
usex anyway so
yeah I'll step up the body
moan down j-rock
Oh
We
Unfortunately
Fuck yeah, he's literally facing the wall like a goober
Bro, I don't know what happened I did everything
I did everything right
Yeah, that might have been it I think I threw it I think I threw it a little too far forward
what I did because I skipped one of the smokes literally one smoke I skipped it
across the ground you threw more than one I threw two yeah I've always done
two oh oh I don't I never do one really okay okay and I there's like a line on
the ground towards the red lights and you have to throw like a little bit behind
that line yeah I've done that that's the first time I fucked it up but it's also
the first time I've thrown a smoke like that so I don't know for next time
well my mistake killed Tony feels fucking come on I did they I things all
right you do all that there's a couple guys across from you on the other side
the staircase uh Tony where did you die
I'm still on the top
I'm going to loot you
I need to
I just heard somebody else
you heard someone around that right now
I hear a guy turning in this corner
What?
Yeah, they're probably stuck somewhere in front of you.
They won't walk out, but they can be stuck back there.
Fuck.
Okay.
They're gonna be stuck.
No, they should be easy kills.
You just swing them and shoot them.
Like, you'll hear where they're at.
He's a fucking one.
Most likely in the top left or right rooms.
All of them at the top.
Oh.
I'm down below you
There goes that man
That's a dead guy shining flash on me, I got scared
Nooo
That man's fucking gone, dead gone
you got him also yeah should use a muzzle brake a nice brake erster gun doesn't do him
yeah it's probably smart you would suppress those I mean there's no reason to really use
a suppressor right no no reason at all like the AI doesn't give a fuck if your guns quiet
or not yeah I usually do it for recoil but no you're saying that makes a lot of noise
The muzzle brakes, I think will even give you less recoil.
Where are you dead at?
Hey, I'll open the top.
At the door?
Yep.
I'm going to put the door on my compass here.
Did you loot all the bodies in here, Jared?
All right, there's still some more on the scaffolding you can loot.
Don't do whatever to you.
I
Would be honest, bro, I think I can just get your guns. I don't know if I can get any more than that
I'm a big-ass backpack
You should go and use that a bit.
Where's that at?
Probably just in the hallway behind.
Yeah, I don't fucking need it.
I don't really need anything.
Like, it's just a gun, really, in the back, maybe.
I can get the gun.
Gun for sure.
Gun is good.
You're going to put your whole bag in my bag.
And I guess that MPVV with the smoke grenades
would be a lot of smoke grenades on me.
Holy shit.
Brother, I literally did I got caught in there? Oh my god
Oh, wow, okay, I definitely don't want to drop any of your smoking aids
Drink the super water put the two-slot eotech thing. I can't that's a quest item. No
for the therapist's quest I think what I think or something I know I need it
telling me I need it
that was in a daily daily quest is it a daily I don't have any quest you need a
super water put my vision on your helmet
the other the other scope on the MP7 so I'll put in the initial slot
well shit
Shit shit shit. I mean you got a lot easy. I know I know I just feel bad
But I don't I don't give a fuck about anything to be honest just
Make it easier, you know. Yeah, I feel you just give me like gone backpack mags and
I can do that I can do that
It wouldn't be an issue if we didn't kill my strings type of fucking cheaters.
It's gonna be the first time and it won't be the last time.
Amen!
I think, no, I did do something wrong on my second smoke.
The one where I tossed it, like I tossed it like maybe two inches, two feet.
That was, I did that wrong.
I think that's, that's where I fucked up.
Oh, I've been loving Tarkov. Hell yeah, man. I've been having a blast.
Roger that.
I've been loving this shit, man.
It's a 40 rounder.
Honestly, 240's will be fun.
actually about half and I'll switch
Yeah, all the way up
You underhand this Tony
Tony are you underhanding this yeah smoke you have a smoke. I'm good now
Step back a tiny bit like two steps backwards
Yep, like there and then basically straight up
It's like that and then look to your left a tiny bit because the box is off to your left and then throw one like to the right right after
Yeah, like there
Check a lot
I don't know how many AI are up there in a trio. I have no idea.
Hey, you're looking for five, five AI.
of the
of
hold that like right box and then you go clear like the left and push up to the other one
sometimes they just fucking stand there and they don't move
one close and stop that careful
yeah I'm setting you to your thing
how's that close close left box that you ran by you gotta check that
because they can hide behind it
alright we're good
Yeah, it could have ran by one of them.
Oof.
There's some guy.
Sketchy, sketchy, sketchy underneath.
Yeah, I definitely could have done that a lot better.
A lot, a lot, a lot better.
You little fat ass.
Yeah, I got extreme weight on me.
Go right, not left, right, right, right, yep.
Beans, cool beans.
Oh, little MP9 on the second guy if you want it
Yeah, but his jargon of euros
Did you bring your rose on you
I know that is
the
The type of cash money. Oh
Oh, euros. Yeah, I have yours.
Oh my gosh, my heart stopped there for a second.
That's like, you guys gotta go kill the boss.
Oh my gosh, that was sucked.
Charles, thank you so much for the gift, I appreciate you, brother.
Thank you for the love.
Yeah, I'm kinda mad at myself.
I hate when I fuck shit up like that.
I wish I would have died.
have phones yeah my dog's looking at me dad I need to go use the restroom right
now I gotta take blue out after this right one more raid for the rogues one
more last one yep if we wanted to do it here again we don't have to I don't want
make y'all come here if you don't want to be here
I guess I'm gonna do man I have nothing to do with this man
summit you want to come here one more time yeah I could do it all right
just hoping I make my money back on us flops that will namo ship
that's not the worst selling you need sellables
Uh
I'm just working on it now getting some answers and shit. Yeah, I have a couple syllables I can toss you
It's a fucking giga Chad
Yeah, I'll throw them the giga Chad. I'll take most of the most of this shit. I
Can also give him the ER card that will also be another hundred K. Yeah
Here's some of it. Make room for this shit right here. Boom, boom, boom, boom, and boom.
Actually, don't mean that. Fuel back? I think I actually need that fuel, but everything
else keeps.
Oh, thank you.
Alright.
I
Rock so fat I can no longer move. Yeah, I'm good
That's so many to eat I'm at three and zero we got a hurry. Yeah, it's gone
Damn, what kind of gun you got there? Holy shit!
Did they exit X whatever 7?
Yeah, man.
See where that guy's going.
Dude that thing is sick!
Thank you for watching.
you
Are they at discord together or is everyone's discord down?
Yo are you guys in discord or no?
No, it's discord's getting fried right now.
in-game communications yeah stay close gentlemen you have some smarts on the
Karen no right here right here brother right here hey baby welcome home welcome
home terrible spawn Tony you lead I'll follow you yeah I'm gonna be honest no
discord my kind of makes this game crazy yeah are you guys in discord at all
or no should I restart it happy birthday bro happy birthday it's your
birthday bitch happy birthday man you smell like shit
Don't rat me out about the vanilla.
My vanilla coke, man.
Just the two of us.
We can make it if we try. Just the two of us, just the two of us.
No, vanilla coke, not coke diesel, okay? Regular coke is called coke diesel.
Vanilla coke is called vanilla coke.
That's a pun.
Hey, you're gonna get some diesel fuel in here.
I'll know about cherry coals, but vanilla coke is damn good.
fan of cherry or big fan of another army was searching but I'm lost ain't that
hard bro if I can figure it out you can figure it out I promise you that bless
me on the hill straight across dad one's dad one's dad one's dad no just one
but he was looking towards the other side of the cliff
He had a blueberry helmet on, not geared.
He's fucked up, he's fucked up, gotta be a shit out of him.
Where is he?
Top of the hill?
Straight up ahead, yeah, straight up ahead.
of
dead dead dead dead dead
We look good.
Fuck.
I'll grab Tony shit. I'll just watch if I were you
Hello darkness my old friend
I
Need to talk with you
Talk to me
Got blue gate blue gate. No, it's a scab or what?
Dad rubber that is cool
You think you can try and carry Tony's helmet and headphones
Alright grab helmet headphones and uh, Mag and Rig.
Ready to boogie?
Alright, I'm popping the meal. I'm waiting. Fuck.
Let's rock.
Because discord's down, we're talking in game.
I got bad news. We're going to the wrong extract
Alrighty. We can go swamp.
Mother, I can't join Discord, my Discord is completely down, you fucking idiot!
Ban K. Taylor for pissing me off.
Ban him right now!
Join the Discord!
You think I'm not the Discord by choice?
You think I'm sitting here not wanting to talk at the Discord?
You fucking dumbass!
Why the hell would I elect to talk in the game?
Ban him.
Ban him, he's put me on edge.
That motherfucker right now, he's not real!
of
Well shot that motherfucker 13 times
Yeah, I just went on of me instantly died
Jared I'm gonna kind of leave you a little bit here cuz what's this meal runs out? I'm fucked
Apologize apologize to Hugh apologize to Hugh I had no choice in the matter
This cord was bugged and I've been waiting and it just put me in who I put dammit
Who's messing with me?
All drives to the scale that you play on I'm a pod. I'm gonna fucking lose it. I
I hate everybody. Mods, ban 5 people is what it is.
I don't care if they did anything wrong, just ban them. Get them out of here, it is what it is.
Ban 5 random people. If they have a smile on their face, smite them.
3 minute bans. Hand them out like lollipops. I don't care.
I'm taking out my frustration on anything that moves. Don't give a shit.
I love you hutch bandstone age killer and I'm nobody safe even if they compliment me
Alright, alright, alright, how do I feel better?
God, God, that guy coming in here saying,
Give the discord, hunch!
Like I had a choice in the matter.
He pissed me off!
you
Let's go!
I ain't no cop, most of it was checkin' out the well of chunks seein' if it was ever outside
And little Ernie Birdie gave my innest girl a wordin'
And asked me if I needed a ride
Let's go!
Yes, sir!
Kupusman
I'm on my friend. Drop it back there.
well
this go team
let's go team
uh... let's go
if we don't get in this time
fuck this shit
it's a mean
so what quest are you on
i gotta go to room 206 but i'm gonna check out some fucking water
Hahahaha
are you getting the customs, Johns?
Yeah look. I'm always down for some customs.
I'm down. I'm down.
Always down for some customs.
Actually, Ken Lukey hates customs when it's all the windows.
Oh, that side of the map. I on the spies going over there.
17 fucking buildings out, windows rolling, fucking railings.
Skeleton and bike, dude, that's how.
Then you have the scaffolding outside.
God forbid you go to stronghold,
everyone's just popping you from the sides.
That's a rough spot.
I don't know what my favorite map is right now,
probably Shoreline.
But it's always been Shoreline.
I feel like I would really like reserves if I had
Paracord and
Reserve is ass right now. It's ass. Oh
How's that us
why do why don't you like reserve well right now everyone's just like sitting
in a building not moving because if you move like outside of a building you're
killed by guy in a building so everyone's like yeah well I'm gonna be the
guy to build them yeah I mean no difference in customs how many times
we got somebody sitting in a building off fucking customs yeah but customs you
can like maneuver more.
You like can't really.
Got you.
I said shoreline, shoreline best map bro.
Shoreline best map.
Thanks.
I got shoreline.
I got labs although I haven't played labs
literally at all.
I've been back.
That's a bit in zone.
Yeah.
second and bitchless
this lab is the land of a thousand
virgins right in front of us at the rock
the bussing
well farther than the rock is that on the road
someone is dumping their magazine
Magazine
I get to spread out
And work back towards you guys
Got a body right here on the rocks, right next to us, probably below.
Yeah, it's probably below.
that is behind that hill right there
what was he facing he was facing down
Yeah, yeah, yeah, facing down.
Has to be under us.
I could have kept going.
That's what I'm thinking, like, you could have been getting shot at.
This guy killed him.
I was like, yeah, fuck it, I'm going to transit.
Yeah.
Also for Paul.
Yeah, well, we're not a rush.
You take a time and on a rush.
Yeah.
I don't know what we said, if they're down there camping, they're down there camping.
Doesn't matter if we go now or in 20 minutes.
Yeah.
What did you say?
I don't know if he has to be under this rock.
Yeah, I feel like he might be sitting right under us.
I'm just hanging out on one of these cliffs.
What'd you say?
Who's sprinting?
Not a bit us.
Not a bit one of us.
I've been one of us.
I got nothing.
Yeah, I think maybe fuck this guy.
Maybe fuck this guy gentlemen. Yeah, I kind of agree. He's either gone or he's sitting back there and
he might not even run into him.
Yeah.
We'll go across and that's probably.
I'll be broken.
Somebody's got a power plant.
Yeah, so like if we're gonna go we go now.
Let's go.
They fought my head pink.
Scav at you? Was that a you?
I don't know.
up here I think that was at us he's right up here on the verge
watch I don't know what this other camping spot is so
literally fires
it's the under the boat tires the left tire I believe from where we're looking
scouts here
you want you to divide his cheek? I can't really see him though Tony, that's the problem, I can't really see him
under the boat? What the fuck?
I just shot him through the fence! Starting it?
I don't think he's up there, I think I'm there.
Oh that boat up there on the trailer?
See the left side of that boat like tire he can shoot through or something like that or maybe the right one
I don't fucking know but you oh, we're gonna shout out. We're gonna shout out. We're gonna shout out
Far right? I don't know from far. I think yeah, I think from far
I think someone's sniping from the fucking island
Strong bags bruh. It's probably him. That was probably who we were looking for maybe
You just rotate it back down
I'm not sure.
Scary scary.
There was a one guy on the island you saw on the boat. No, I disagree. No way.
I mean, some of us there. I don't know where it was when someone was there.
Alright, this should be your last one for the robes.
Let's let's let's let's clear the whole fucking thing man. Let's clear the whole shebang. Let's clear the whole shebang.
Oh,
Now, how many how many boss AI is there with three people?
I might be seven.
It's six.
Get to work soldier!
Oh yes sir!
Oh it's six or seven.
Six seven!
If I don't make it back I'll love you bitch!
You just kidding what the fuck!
Yeah, why did they make the like the flip-offs and shit go so fast now I can feel like they don't like yelk enough time with them
The flip people off. Oh, I don't know
Should bind the flip off
Yeah, it is super fast what the hell
How do I put the flip-off on like f4 like press right click right click it right click it right click it
My am I flip off and Daisy is f4 so it works out
What if you should be able to hold it?
You hold it and then you when you let go
How about this one you like this one?
Like you like that one what?
That's craziness you know I gotta rebind is played deadbinds
It's like an extra lean or something like that it's the
Sidestep keybond
It's the sidestep sidestep keep on it sidestep, but when you're prone
No, my god, I can't stop Jesus Christ. I did too many times try it. I'm dead. Oh fuck. I did it backwards
We got here
I
Can't stop
I can't hear anything
Well, I mean I get hit by her. I think I got you
They are just not pushing up the stairs. Yeah, I killed I killed four
Including what's his name I think
I'm gonna start cleaning out up top here. Make sure we don't have any, uh, little creep
qualities in this.
Launch them in the medical rooms.
Okay.
We're clear. And then the hallway across. We're clear. We're clear. We're clear. This
is May.
Well clear back here sector sectors free of enemies
Talking to me
where you go down is our blast gun
of
the
I
Just ain't looking too good
What the loot? Oh, we're going all the way. Don't matter here. Yeah, I could I got a lot of stems and shit. I drop you
But you're all the way we are fully clear. We are fully clear
You're all good. I think me me me
I need to clear right here. Where's my dad? Where's night upstairs?
upstairs by the door. Alright, oof, nice and easy one.
Uh, I remember you almost dying in panic. No, what?
Oh, wow. That's about me.
And I'm gonna head to engine room.
You getting the smoke?
Yeah, I'll do it.
I'm going to come down here.
Uh, do you want to come in?
Trigger this so I can go and do
this next part and then you can
come back and loot if you want
to. Would you mind? What the
hell you just said, man? Come
on down a little. And then we're
going to kind of trigger this
and then I'm going to go and
clear the mechanic room and
continue looting this area if
you want. I'm doing that. Okay,
while the sound was gonna sustain at the floor, sorry, for stims.
Tactical reasons.
Coming down right now.
Yays?
Let's hope that it doesn't do anything fucking stupid.
So you said one smoke this time, Tony. The answer is just use one.
I've always used one. People are saying it doesn't matter. I'm no...
Alright, cool. I'll just do it.
the fuck out
Maybe one of them saw some it through the like wall over here
Yeah, I think we just need to make sure you two are back. I'll fuck up see that bodies
Still circles in a flash of my life. Can you hear me?
Come on guys, we look alive here. I'm in the kitchen. I'm in the kitchen. Yeah
Come to the sound of my gun.
So I didn't take a day off. The amount of people who have come in here and said, I thought you were taking the day off.
Honestly, probably hurt myself. I'm gonna stop telling you I'm not taking days off. I'm just gonna disappear.
here could disappear into the wind
bro how are you already fat
systems
I don't know what to do.
You're fucking waddling.
It's because I have what's his name's uh...
...Rig.
Uh...
to do the dreads of life.
So now anything they drop that?
No, unless you're replacing your plates.
The only thing is you just swap plates out of it.
All right, boys, I'm starting it.
You don't come anywhere near this shit if you don't mind.
Yeah, no, no.
It's just you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just stay here.
Can we stay on the right side?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's all fucked up.
It might have never been fucked up.
Stay right here. Just stay right here.
Oh, we're all good.
They don't know what fucked it up. We don't know if they maybe can see you through like the opening of the doorway or something
Well good gentlemen, yep, we're good
Yeah, we just need to not draw any AI
I'm dead. I don't understand what they're doing. I don't, I don't get it. I'm dead.
good luck
i don't understand oh no yeah someone is somewhere that is fucking these guys up
because i didn't do anything different this time
yeah one yeah maybe next time we just tell apart i just won't move i don't know i mean i'm
just i'm just in the hallway with uh you know maybe because i passed by the
I
Could just be bad R&G. I'm not too sure it could be RNG. I don't know
Six of them are dead
Yeah, there's like one more
Tell them. Oh, there's another one. There's another one. Oh my god. There's so many
Did it was the door shut? Did you guys shut the door you opened up top?
I did I didn't open any of the doors. Yeah, that door still shut up there. Yeah, that door shut so I don't know
I'm opening it now
maybe it doesn't like it with three people.
There's one more, I think.
I just don't know where he is.
I'm gonna get an aide back there.
He's left side, left side.
I got him.
I got him nice, I got him.
I think that's it.
Paul, did you finish the road kills?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all done, all done.
All done.
Thank goodness.
I'll mute up, I'll watch.
I'll mute up.
I don't understand, I don't know.
Did I do something wrong?
I think we're good.
Just shut the fuck up.
Bad luck?
Yeah, I don't know.
I want us to be below and hiding.
Maybe.
I don't, I always do this shit so low.
I've done it in duo and it works. Maybe trio's a little bit different. I really don't know
Could be different as a trio
Yeah, I think I should have just went back on the peak
But I also was like as long as I shoot him in the face fast enough. I thought I
Killed that first guy
How'd you people in my chat are saying they do it or everyone down here?
Like they all hide behind the pillar and then one guy pops out and shoots them
My bit of key
Maybe that's what it is no no no I'm jumping off tonight. I'm not playing tonight. I
I
Am not playing tonight
Hutch don't read chat. I'm reading your chat dumbass
I don't remember I did this shit honestly like half asleep
I don't remember the whole
I can tell you to do the
for all I know.
I'll be alone tonight.
had a wind a little bit more.
Hey, thank you so much for the dinner, man.
Welcome, welcome, everyone.
Welcome, welcome!
What?
How?
The 3-1-6-7.
Oh
Actually, let's do this while while they're doing their thing let's go and sell some shit
Lord knows we need to oh man
Weep! Weep!
Alrighty.
you
Just a little jarred, do you need loot?
I'm on my way out, I'm on my way out.
Do you need loot?
I don't feel in the bag.
Yeah, I'm feeling the bag.
Yeah, but do you do like valuable shit, like small valuables?
I got pistols and I'm fucking some dead.
I got some shit for you.
I got shit for you, don't worry.
Did anybody loot me by chance or no?
Yeah, I have like pretty much all your shit.
I have presents for you, Jadid.
I have riches from foreign lands.
No, you have to go to the further staircases if that's what you're talking about.
Oh my gosh.
Don't worry, it's our last time there for today.
But tomorrow I need you want to come back here
Someone else I
Do it bro. I do it. I do it damn it
I mean bro, it's PvE how much fun do you think I'm gonna have here? No, I know I like a cheat code for the game
That's what I've been saying. I don't get mad at me. I
Hear you you like I'd like you guys live like help me skip the whole beginning portion of this game
I'm fucking here. Yeah, I
Was surprised if our you said yes to coming and doing it
My man, I've definitely had enough of it
I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah,
yeah, should I be rocking
Compact twos or should I be
rocking, uh, M 32s?
I'm gonna read the supplement
facts.
Compact sixes.
I mean, yeah.
I think that's...
Doesn't matter, okay.
you
Well, it just depends on where someone has a quest, like I said, I can turn that name
Whatever I don't care
I
Bought me guys you do one without me. I got to grab my in Detroit
I can't do that.
Okay.
Alright.
Let's go find that fucking BR, BTR.
I'm on a line.
Fix your old gun too.
Ooh, you're right.
Actually, Tony, I think I am gonna have to jump off.
I got to go to a dinner, I forgot about it.
A dinner?
A dinner, you know I ain't gonna miss din din.
I'd rather die than miss din din.
GG's gentlemen, sorry we only did that map,
we won't do it tomorrow.
All right boys, I'll see y'all in Miniana.
Peace boys.
All right Chad, I love you.
Possible day off tomorrow, I'll let y'all know in the discord.
Thank y'all so much for being here,
thank y'all so much for hanging out.
I love you. I love you. I
Appreciate you guys man. Thank y'all for chilling. I will see you beautiful people tomorrow
Have a wonderful rest of your evening have a wonderful rest of your day. I love you
goodnight
When I'll be a boy don't know cheese and I was maybe see y'all tomorrow if not, I'll let you know in the discord by chat
later