You
you
you
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
I'm an interesting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up when I'm better
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to first suck in some dick
He did a hero
We did a rainbow
That's cos he has no bitches and no job
He kills whatever we can
Cos again he has no bitches and no job
We did a hero
I'm the hero
I'm holding out for a key
you
you
you
you
you
by standing on the wall
Get your back up up
Well I heard all the people saying
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
If you really want it
Get down on it
You gotta feel it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
Baby baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
I say people
What?
What you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty-duke, what should I do?
Like the straight man!
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning! Good morning!
What a day, boy!
Damn it, Gav, can you get my shirtless titties off the damn screen in the bottom right, you crackhead!
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
What a beautiful day it is.
What a beautiful day it is.
What a beautiful day.
Good day everyone.
Good day.
White shirt.
White shirt.
Man, I woke up a tired, a tired wizard today.
I'm real tired.
I'm a tired wizard today, boss.
I have never been through such a hell as I went through last night.
I cannot lie, last night was the equivalent of, I believe, chewing glass.
Putting it on a toilet paper and then wiping my ass with it. It was...
It was a painful day for a goopa like me, you know, it was God bless him.
I mean I didn't know, you know, we play games together all the time, you know, we play everything
bro, we play everything and Peanut, you know, Peanut plays games a certain way.
Oh, there's Coco.
You know, Coco ain't innocent in this.
They both play games in a certain way, and typically speaking, they are pretty damn good at what they're playing.
They just play like idiots until they want to lock it in, right?
They want to lock it in, and then they start winning when they lock it in.
The problem is, is that if they're playing like idiots, or they're locking it in,
either way, they fucking suck.
They fucking suck and the worst part is is that they even know that we could play as
a team and maybe win.
Oh, that's crazy dog.
You know what's more fun than that?
Killing hutch on repeat.
Bro, I tell you, I tell you, we had so many games last night where we were like, I can
you see the end of the tunnel.
He may win.
And then Peter, Peter, don't take two lefts, one right,
go through the door to a jumping jack
and then slide underneath the pavement.
And he would do exactly that and then die and go,
sorry, balls.
Sorry, balls.
I really didn't mean to, balls.
I really didn't mean to open up two doors,
pull 19 skeletons, walk through a doorway into a three man that I know is sitting there
waiting for me to walk in, have a door close behind me and then run around the corner and
DIE!
I'm sorry, boss.
Oh.
Anyways, it was honestly a good time.
I only got- I only got five spells, boss.
I only got five and you know the worst thing is is he I mean I said I wasn't watching him
I was obviously playing
And I've had the chat open from the bungalow letters
And I'm not kidding you by just the chat. I can only assume
That peanut does miss his fair share of fireballs I
Could assume I
I could assume that peanut does miss his fair share of fireballs
They want to straight after you left though, yeah, because they were playing with party chip
It was like a really good dark and darker player, but may a maybe that's maybe that's what they needed
What did what did party chip play?
whenever he joined
What was the what was the the solve to the problems?
Yeah, really just ran on barb and just killed everybody
You just carried I mean bro, that's what I'm gonna be real. That's what you got to do. Fuck. That's what I do every single day
Listen man, that's what I do every single fucking day
The reality is is dark and darker is not a big game
I mean, it's it's successful and it has its community, but it's not like 30 40 50 thousand players
Enough players to where you're running into like people who just downloaded the game like you the majority of the dark and darker
Playerbase are all dark and darker players like there people who've been playing for the last year year and a half
And have been grinding the game or like truly enjoy the game
So every single team you go against are fucking
you know, it's like, if I was playing escape from Tarkov, and I've had to cap us back to back wipes, and where I'm a low level, but I've been, I've been playing, I got like 3,000 hours in the last two wipes, so then you come into the game and you're like, even kill, I have a chance.
I have a chance
Yeah, you have a chance, but you don't have a chance
You don't have a chance big dog
You don't have a chance
Yeah
No, you're done. No, you're done. You're gonna get your ass for a bitch
You got me back to darker darker hell yeah, man, it's a fun game dude. It really is
It really is a lot of fun
I'm hoping we're gonna try out some miss fault today. How about how's it how's it been?
Have you guys
And if you guys been watching this fall at all
You one second boys just clearing out some bullshit
Really did peanut play last night really
I'm going to play it for you.
Really?
We're going to be playing this
morning. It's our whole day
today. We have a sponsor at four
PM EST, but I want to play it.
So we're going to jump on right
now and then play it to the
sponsor at four PM.
So.
Oh, the postal clouds are trapped.
Postal clouds are trapped.
And surveyed too, they mentioned you, Vass.
Was they sponsored a missfall?
Miss fall
Absolutely, Jerry the fun game in
Yep, they asked if we watched your stream, well you talk about will ish
Will you talk about you you saying that probably some random fat guy in miss fall some fat character in
the in-game survey I
I feel like Hove is pulling on my penis right now.
Hove, you pulling on my Johnny?
Does it clap?
I better clap you.
I don't even know what I was going to say to be honest.
Let's watch clips.
This guy's dirty.
I kind of forgot I owned one of these things.
the SIG 211 GTO.
Nobody have a second over it.
Alright, on shot.
Alright.
Yeah fucking right bro I could I could do that I could walk while blasted you
think that's crazy you ought to see this guy with the uh to call chat the
Marlon bro those videos are sick the lever action it's fucking cool to watch
them work with it really really cool the one to up and in check sling on the
fastball he said I got hit by the pitch my name is tinge's I've been playing
League since 2012 for a total of...
is Nick quitting streaming I don't think so boss you should be spending the start
of your streaming practice to last hitting creeps it is seriously embarrassing watching
you miss creeps when there isn't an enemy around.
Thank you Anonymous for just being my underst-
I
I
Want you to just watch Jake Bowers. He is ruled out
They rule out on this play
Look at this shit. He gets kicked by a ronda
This fucking micro penis
I can't listen to this guy, yeah. Bro, listen, we all know this. Guys, guys, we should all
know this by now the umpires in the MOB are the worst now than they have ever been literally in
the history of baseball guys they're terrible they're terrible it is a bunch of fucking
people who shouldn't be there that are there just in every way shape and form it's a bunch of main
characters just disgusting disgusting it's terrible let me tell you something let me tell you you
you know what do you know listen this do you know what franklin d rosebell said
fuck bitches get money fuck bitches get money
oh shit we have like seven whole family inside
that was insane
That was insane.
Hey guys, I'm still at Holiday.
Today we're going to see a few of my memes.
There's been many that has been really funny.
Life has changed.
Let's just say it in that way in a positive way.
Tell us the truth.
Did you DM early?
Yes.
Yeah, that we need to speak about as well.
The memes has been, they've been too good. It's been unreal. You need to just have a
laugh for the memes. People take to it things too personal though. Look, green onion look
like me. It's exactly the same.
What happened to the RDR? Why someone look like me? Because I've got long blonde hair
first of all. I think it's hilarious.
Come away downtown, walking fast, places fast, and I'm homebound
Yo bro, y'all couldn't do this at a fucking computer, man
We gotta look at this dark-ass iPhone screen
What are we doing, bro?
And I need you
That's the latest
What about my comments?
Surely I must be one of the most liked comments
What's he saying?
Hey, Junior, we need to recreate this
2.7 million
million. It was perfect all life. Norwegians Vikings came to US all the
road thing. Of course me with the Viking look, with the Viking inspired numbers
and text on the back. Everything was just perfect. Honestly no after this how much
attention to nowhere as a country, as a team and as a football country.
Well, I'm going to get him.
He's on a yacht!
You! You! You!
You!
You!
Alright, we're on a mission to find the stolen Legos.
Let's go!
Come on!
Where are the Legos?
Now I'm going to call the cops!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh
Dude these kids fucking suck today
close the door wait you might you all need to go north left if you want the
blues yep yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is south right this is south right
wizards and parents my wisdom my wizard got the wizards past you got the
It's a ticking time bomb bro it is it is a ticking time bomb
if you hate this build can I give you a good mage build after oh you know what no I can
give you some good dick though in your butt hole at the time
I
Such a fucking piece of shit
He's such a piece such a piece of shit dude. He's such a piece of shit. What is this?
You're gonna manipulate me. Yeah
your ass! your ass!
this! shut the fuck up!
somebody will see you both in!
I'm so don't do a little sorry time
hahahaha
hahahaha
function
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
oh my god dude
T1 is so funny you fucking asshole
hahahah
ah
ah
I saw I was doing the AT&T yo
What's this?
Don't be making fun of me Shane. I'm an idiot
Hey guys, don't call my peanut an idiot, okay?
Yeah! Yeah, tell him coconut!
You piece of dumbass!
I shot!
That's what you guys call him.
Alright, idiot is a little small, you know, like you can call anybody an idiot, you call
a f***ing literate, stupid, dumb mother f***ing, that's what you call him, like what kind of
soft shit is idiot?
Idiot's nothing, he's not an idiot, idiot's like a nothing burger.
Okay.
Okay
Yeah, I can only imagine how many times peanut has been DMCA because he's actually
Like not playing music and everything now. He had to have been like DMCA nuked
had to have had to have had to have had to have
He had to bro
Oh, yeah, all the time no doubt
I'm not a split audio. I don't know. I'm not too sure. I'm not too sure
All right, let's get in there boys
Fatal air game has crashed. Okay
Right good start good start go ahead and open up Intel stream tuning
I
What is DMCA? DMCA is basically like we get DMCA every day on YouTube. That's why YouTube
needs to do their job and like the fucking stream. But basically it's whenever like a
music company will DMCA your music, their music on your VOD or on your stream and typically
you lose your ad revenue because of it it's copyrighted music so like if
whenever we play music on YouTube twitch we have the audio split so you
don't actually hear the music in the vods but we can't do that on YouTube so
on YouTube we lose ad rev because YouTube doesn't allow you to play the
mc a music but fuck them who cares let's go all right new game miss fall
hunters if you've never seen this game before supposedly it's just like dark and
darker so we're gonna try it out
oh kick doesn't give a shit bro I can show bear dick and balls on kick they'd
be cool with it
believing our prayers are safe with the terminals but even the gods die and when
they do our world dies with them please though mothered by God's guilt blood a
mist that drives to madness I knew this would come as I know a beginning must
fall is anyone know what the drops is till the weather fate remains tall a new
world must wait I take comfort believing we will not have to wait for
Yo Shady, thank you so much for the gift and intrusive trade. Justin, Kev, Cole, Wookie,
Volatile, Tater, Seaford and Davy. Thank you guys, man. Obviously for the 500 bitties,
Tiggles, thank you so much for the five gifted over on the tube. Perry, level, attic and pop.
Thank you. Droid, thank you for the titter. Did you see the new game that called Miss
Fall Hunters? Look at what we're at right now, big dog. Thank you for the titter. Blue
Waffles, thank you for the 20 for the boys and that one girl you petite hottie
About damn time I get the respect I deserve
alright
Let's try her out. What the hell do we want to play boys?
Mercenaries are a common sight in the battlefield across the continent known for their robust physical condition and combat skills
They frequently engage enemies up close
Utilizing their proficiency in weapons like hammer sword and shield
their acceptable exceptional abilities and head-on fights. Okay, so that's warrior. Sorcerer, we
already know what sorcerers do. Black arrow stand out as a superb scout and snipers known for their
swift movements and expert archery. So these are rogues. What is this? Channeled by magic through
prayer and sacred arts. They skillfully guide the life essence bestowed upon the world to heal the wounded
in the span of fictions and shout to the allies. So that's healer wither night. These knights will
a great sword to deal massive damage or pick up a pole arm and shield to maintain balanced offense
and defense while supporting their allies chat what we thinking
personaries fun
my wizard my wizard
withers the best really wither nights the best right now
All right, let's do it.
We'll be this guy, fuck it.
That's fine.
What in the fuck am I looking at? Alright, we do the same thing, we do it everything.
We go max everything, that's how we do it.
Next, I'm very creative Chad, I'm very creative.
I like maxing everything out and seeing what we end up with.
This is how I made my GTA characters.
I kind of look like a, like a method.
I look like a warrior addicted to crack.
Sure.
Sure.
Crackalus.
No, no, I got to sponsor today.
I got to sponsor today.
We got to be careful with what we name ourselves.
All Sackington.
Here we go, all Sackington is taking over the world.
Blunt, bigot-tablet.
Blunt, broken.
In the health graph before the fall.
Let us begin again.
Oh, where's the crack rocks?
Where's the crack?
Just how long do you plan on looking at that?
Chicken!
You can look as much as you like later.
Oh, they still haven't fixed the stutters?
Bro!
How?
How?
These stutters were in the fucking last plane test!
144
Put it on high
NVIDIA DLSS
That's in settering okay, so we'll just DLSS. What do we do we turn this on balanced? Oh
You think I'm loading shaders
Let's turn this on balance all right, let's try this
Turn v-sync on we want to turn v-sync on
Motion blur off
Should we do frame generation or no?
Ray tracing off no
Okay, let's try this out. Oh there we oh never mind
Use your brain, not just your hands.
Nice to have it out for you.
Use your brain.
Use charge attack to hit enemies and inflict wither.
You have other skills.
Use them now.
Press.
There we go.
Oh!
Faster!
Now I'm starting to believe your field hunter material.
Oh, and don't forget to leave corpses.
Gotta fill those empty pockets somehow.
so many souls lost, so many places lost.
Hold on now.
Who's this boy?
Yeah, he doesn't know.
Yeah, the way, idiot.
I see who's got on here.
Those persons.
Cheeky!
How could you restore your mission?
Cheeky!
Cheeky!
Cheeky!
Cheeky!
Cheeky!
Cheeky!
Cheeky!
Cheeky!
Cheeky!
Cheeky!
Cheeky!
That guy looks dangerous.
We'll find him.
I'm still at the right goal.
Hey, where'd the big guy go?
Oh, he's fucking smarter!
Open it and take a look.
I will say it is very nice to be moving a little faster.
That's for sure.
Changing settings won't fix it?
You don't think so?
Is it just like you guys said, downloading shaders right now?
Disable DLSS.
I can't.
All I can do is put it on auto.
Raytracing is off.
Up one.
No!
Try this.
A little better.
DLSS on ultra performance.
It's better, it's better, let me turn it up one more.
Oh my, can we?
Oh my...
Tweet?
Tweet goodness.
Fuck you.
How do I heal again?
Eat a knife, bitch.
What?
No!
I'm alive!
Oh, Zankington, lock it!
What the fuck?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
You've hunted to die to monsters in a second chance yo, what the fuck
Springhorn good stuff grab it quick
Water thing the spring instantly restores your physical condition take a sip
After interacting with the returning charm. Oh, yeah, we did this I know this yep, then we got to kill that ball
There's been a turning chime. Go give him a ring.
That's a heartbeat. Someone is behind the stone.
Oh! Oh my gosh, you scared-
Watch out, it's the Chinese!
Bitch!
Eat a spear pussy. Yo, I gotta play with a spear. I gotta play with a spear. The spear is sick
Oh wait, I didn't loot.
This old tree is about to wither.
Hurry up, or you'll have to start over.
Ring the bell.
Ring-a-ring-ding! Ring-a-ring-ding!
Rosa, reach out. I'll pull you back.
turn on the sink if you get stutters woodling is getting away hurry up or
you'll have to stop over
One turn off ray tracing. Okay, one second, one second, I'm gonna see Jesus. Missed for
Hunter oh my gosh I cannot start this
start up
to
you
you can look like a crack in
little bit like a great guy like she dabble in the crack
all right turn off ray tracing
Ray tracing is off.
Change DLSS to F, whatever.
FSR.
Turn off NVIDIA Smooth.
Where's that at?
I don't see NVIDIA Smooth.
other game you fucking liar you liar it's in keyboard smooth camera
No.
Oh, end of video app. Oh, Jesus fuck.
Lower the image quality.
Limit the in-game FPS.
Go 120 then.
Let's see if this works.
Hello, dude.
I do. Guide of the Guild Hunters. I am Ball Sack. It is I who reshaped your
support. Sir Ball Sackington. Your body and soul will both find sanctuary here.
In the past, accepting a new fate came at an equal price. There could be anything you once held dear,
but now the fate of all things has come to a standstill.
Valence has been shattered. Everything is at an impasse. Do you wish to know the path your fate once followed?
Sure.
A sincere answer. Yet I am powerless to show you.
Nobody cares! Give me in there! Let's go! Fuck some shit up! What's over here?
Oh, nice. I feel like I have a lot of- Oh. Okay.
Oh. It feels smooth.
I
Pray in the hollow grave, there's the hollow grave
Oh, I gotta talk to the crow it is hello scavengers hello chicken do you want this time?
McDonald's
What a hassle lucky for you though. I just got in touch with pier
He stumbled across a pole soon while scavenging in Hallow Grove.
There's no way I can say things are looking good there.
Don't care, chicken.
Mailbox!
Whoo!
Thank you!
Thank you for participating in our open beta.
No problem!
Explorer.
Give me in there, mouse.
What do I got?
Oh, don't give me in there!
Cancel!
Cancel!
No!
No, I put that stuff in my chest!
Bastard!
Fuck you, chicken!
Well...
Well...
No, this is not a hashtag ad right now. Nope. Ad didn't start till 4 o'clock. I just wanted to try it.
Complete exploration, obtain treasures, and survive combat. Yes. That'll do, that'll do.
Oh my god, it's still stuttering.
okay got it got it oh my god shut the f**k up
Oh
You bastard
Such as a windy sponsor, I fucking wish, what?
Four attack, four attack, damn shit.
H plus a.
Let me open chest.
Look you have amulet, amulet of good fortune.
Oh, it's I need you Hunter.
Over here.
Oh, finally.
Look you long enough.
I'm Pip and I'm twiggin' up.
Hello twig.
I think I know one of your cousins, Summit of the One G.
But I have to say it anyway, this run was not worth it. Seriously bad for Pip's reputation.
We left a whole pile of good loot unclaimed, and followed that blacksmith straight into Hallowgrove and had to listen to his prayers the entire way.
My backs about to snap and my ears are about to fall off.
Oh, it's not good.
Not sticking with it?
Alright, that's enough of you Pip. Shut the fuck up.
Oh my God!
Who's this guy?
Shut up!
It's a doggy.
Okay, what next I go over there
Is there a way I could target this guy or is targeting not a thing?
Oh yes, so good.
No targeting?
Okay.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I don't know who thought.
It was a good idea to tell me that I need to do things by playing a fucking sound from hell
How do I turn that off?
Can you turn that off?
You leave it fuck you
Oh, Ancestor Tower.
Oh my god.
I
Can I believe all right this is done
Mr. Chest, fuck the chest, bro. Fuck the chest, man.
Someone's been here.
There's a death thing.
Wait.
I've been here. Oh my gosh. Gotta go this way.
Chicken lady. Oh my physics. Hold on a minute.
Oh, that's good. I'll look at it through a fucking 1980s TV picture frames.
Shut up shut up shut the fuck up shut up
right click to proc the wither sorry I can't fucking see that because my shit
is skipping like I'm playing hopscotch what do I need to go oh is all the
The extract's about to close, I think I'm dead.
Alright, I don't care how we do it after this game, I legitimately can't play this game
and have it stuttering the way it's stuttering.
I can't mentally deal with it.
I'm gonna crash the fuck out.
Just go to the time
I get the it's on honestly, I'm playable do I do do I do full screen exclusive
New graphics driver for Missful
Yeah, I've seen there's an update.
I'm losing my mind.
Let's just turn on low quality, bro.
Will low quality do anything?
Nope, it's made it worse, okay?
Okay, so I need to I need to get out and upgrade my graphics all right oh
My god
Oh, that's what we wanted.
Yes.
Oh my god.
SHUT UP!
Nothing.
Where am I going? Here.
Oh, lasers!
wire greatsword
give me out
gimme out gimme out gimme out
of
Get out of here!
Bring the man!
escape.
The Miss Fall lag was really bad for me for 2-3 matches and then it magically fixed itself,
no driver update, no changing settings or anything else on your end.
Apparently this is caused because the game is still downloading shaders in the background
but not 100% on that, hopefully the fix is your sanity.
Okay, so maybe we just let it cook?
I mean, bro, it should say downloading shaders,
so I know that, so I'll just stand still until it's done.
Like, do we just sit here in the spawn
and let it download shaders?
My tavern is still in the works.
Get away from me!
fuck you pants, fuck you
I feel like the two-handed sword's better than the spear and shield
receiving blessing
Touch my hand.
Purple banner, okay.
Chime, execute with great sword no longer consumes the weather but damage is slightly reduced.
whether no longer explodes immediately when executed by a great sword instead
it triggers an area explosion after a brief delay and increased damage
what do I do what do we do oh crime what do I say Chime
Okay, oh shit.
Dr. Pip.
I have to wait this time.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Doctor Pip.
Be a great traveling mutant.
We kill on sight.
This ain't no baby R graders.
Did you guys buy this just to talk in the global or actually play?
Complains about no lock on but doesn't use it anyways?
My wardrobe has an icon.
You mean you get killed on site?
Love you, Hutch.
Oh!
Miguel where do we go down fire oh it's oh never mind there's a stutter
Fuck you.
Is there VoIP in this game?
this is nice this is nice I'm not
Stuttering this is so nice
Bless you, thank you
Come on boys get on the boat
Shit dammit!
Alluding the chest?
Oh
Nice.
Oh!
That's right!
Let's go.
What's the easiest way to get to the actual PvP and not the bot stuff Jeff?
Oh
Hello, nice personality get over here
I mean, yeah, I guess we want to make sure not stuttering before that I'll crash the
Fuck out.
Onwards!
Onwards, brothers. Onwards.
Hey, Pip! Oh, Pip's dead.
Yasssy!
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, alright. F2.
Can I turn off the tutorial shit? Is that possible?
Yes? Alright dude, let me turn that shit off.
game Joe in match tutorial pop-ups off beautiful
There's a whole new world!
What the fuck? You gotta go through here.
That's it! You bastard!
What is that noise?
Onwards?
Oh crap, what is that noise?
Onwards?
Onwards?
on what's
buddy you 20 I'll take that better than the regular
Hello? Hello?
Let's eat!
I've got a punch.
Got a punch.
Fuck you dog!
What's this?
Down doggy!
Okay.
I
Motherfuck
You got it
Oh shit.
Oh, alarm.
What?
What?
What is the yellow stuff?
Oh.
YATCHE!
ALRIGHT!
What? What?
What?
itch
sis
I've attacked
we want damage
fuck health we want damage
okay
where I go
this way
To the fence!
Stutters feel better!
One moment, I must loot the chest.
What's up dog?
Luke, the chest upstairs... where's the chest upstairs?
Where'd you see that?
Oh, it's shit.
Guys, why'd y'all tell me there was a chest up there?
Hurry up and leave. Take your junk out of here.
Get close you on this game
No, I don't know what the fuck cloaks. He's playing nowadays, man. I saw he was on some
Roblox game
Oh
Yeah, bro, he was like oh dark it darker I can't play that shit. Let me go play Roblox. Oh fuck
Get out of here you bastard!
Oh.
Oh, a bean!
Nice!
Chilly on me later, gentlemen.
But not too much.
One bowl of peace.
You try and take more than one bowl?
You die.
Oh, I dropped it.
of
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.
Follow the pacifist all the way.
Even you should be able to manage that.
What is that supposed to mean? You piece of shit?
Chili has no beans.
Vaaat!
What kind of chili are you eating?
Get out of here!
I have yet to dodge a single ability.
Feeling good.
Feeling dangerous.
Oh!
Ringing the bow.
Ringing thing!
Let me outta here.
Yeah bro, is that even chili if it has no beans in it?
Aren't you just eating a burrito without a tortilla?
You're just eating meat sauce, dude.
Yeah, you eat the chili dog with no dog.
Well, we really haven't been able to experience the game yet because it makes you fight robots
until level 5.
we're just doing all the tutorial shit real quick and then hopefully we can
fight people soon
do mountain dew thank you do let's see my blessing touch my hand touch my hand
Well, I got no issue, I mean, I eat chili with no beans, I'd eat it for sure, but I mean,
it ain't chili.
I'd eat your meat sauce with no beans, why not?
This, this, this.
No one cares.
Open up skills.
What is this?
Oh shoot thorns forward. Oh, that's cool. I want up bastard. Oh, wait, what is this?
Hey, no, I had this.
Okay, I know that.
But then I, but then I, oh this strikes the back of the shield with a fist to deal damage.
Yeah, bro, the shield's shocked, boys, the shield's shocked.
Shield's shocked, it's over, Gigi's in the chat.
Okay.
Fuck it, Pibb!
What's up, Summit?
Talk to Pibb!
What's up, Summit?
That's a goat! That ain't a guy!
Hollow Grave! Talk to Twig!
Who, Twig?
Oh, you talking about this guy?
Hello, Twig.
The Avenger Squad...door.
Actually, I don't want you going anywhere until I hit level 3.
Alright, I'll low grave again.
Let's go.
Mailbox.
Take survey.
9.
No surveys.
NERF PvE damage during PvP fight. Shut up, Talus, bitch pusset.
Oh, not enough healing items.
items. Yo, mama smells like meatloaf. Wait, oh no, I might get banned. Do they ban people
in the global chat.
Here we go!
Oh, they're calling!
Don't add me!
Here we go!
Alright, we need to do what is happening on my screen.
What am I here for?
I'm gonna go to all these places where am I okay we go there first
Nope, I'm tired of fighting pv. I want zippy with me. Ooh, I'll fight you
I've made a great mistake
No, I'm gonna get so second attack
YAAAHHHHH!
Bitch!
Now what do you have?
What's that noise?
Oh no chickens!
What the fuck?
Oh! You bastard!
You can never trust a chicken, I've been saying it for years.
You cannot trust them of any kind, fully grown or little hatchlings.
You can't trust chickens.
Damn it.
I'll let my guard down for one second.
Don't be mad at me.
Good morning, Dirk!
Ohhhh!
Go!
Going up to the mountain side.
Jet has my glutes look.
I
Nice
Chest oh
Our key there's a boss up here that will give us it
And it bosses I know it
Hello
I don't know what to do with it.
Onwards?
We gotta go over there anyways, why not?
Oh, no we don't.
Oh, we'll go there, why not?
Maybe if we do all these quests we'll hit level 5 faster.
Well I'm thinking the game so far. I'm too early. I don't have any opinions yet.
It's way too early for me to give you an opinion. I haven't even gotten to a real fight yet.
Hey!
Hey you!
Oh!
Sweet heavens!
There you are!
Hey!
Hey you!
Oh, sweet heavens!
Oh yeah, got him!
Bitch!
Get out of here.
Even though you might be a bot, fuck you.
Onwards!
Oh!
What a great tree of good fortune!
I
Didn't
No chance that a real person or no
No, not yet, okay
the
miss this chance and you'll regret it
what up
are you there? yeah I got a meal give me momma
of
of
I'll have all day off cinema bastard
I'm talking to me shut up
Let's go there next.
Oops!
Boot the bag!
Oh, well too late.
Where are we?
Hey, are you?
Yep, we're heading that way.
Oh, I heard you.
Yeah, if you're going up in the air, do this gracious!
Fuck you.
I heard him walking around out there.
I'm gonna be honest.
I do not like the knockback bullshit that I'm experiencing in these fights.
I don't like trying to hit somebody and then them stabbing me one time and me being incapable
of doing anything for the next seven attacks.
Oh, there's another one.
That's a wizard, Harry.
Hello, is that...
Wait, that's a real player. Hold on, am I fighting actual players?
Wait, guys. A bot would not teabag that rock.
Wait, these have been real players the whole time?
Hey, these have been roleplayers the whole time!
You liars!
Oh my gosh!
YESSS!
Easy peasy.
You thought we were cool.
Yeah, right buddy.
Give me your shit.
very nice very nice let him go I just murdered him oh you're talking about the
ring of Dane no that was the other guy who let him go because he died
Give me about the moment.
Let's get out of here.
One minute!
Alright.
All right
Should I go somewhere else maybe
Try go over there or should I just wait should I go over there should I just wait
Wait, okay.
You could be a wizard, yeah, we're playing with a sword.
Although I played wizard last time and I liked it.
Ding-a-ding-ding!
Quickly!
Follow those butterflies while woodling brings them!
Oh!
Different spot this time.
Excuse me, good sir.
Oh, this is actual loot here.
Thank you!
My wife has brought me food.
I would love to.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
And we're out of here all right all right our first kill nice
Very good
3 player kills.
OOF.
Hello.
Hello.
put up all my shit we rollin in it hello do hello that's my ham
Thank you, dude.
Um, skills?
What do we have here?
Assume a defensive stance to parry frontal attacks,
negating damage, recovering energy with each successful parry.
This stance lasts 5 seconds, or until you parry 5 attacks,
whichever comes first.
after a successful parry press left click or right click to perform a different branch attack
okay chat how good is parry anyone know
No?
Pair is good.
All right.
So what should I, I guess I replace my E for now?
I like this one because it cuts the distance.
We go Q and Perry
Yeah, the e just kind of seems like it's fucking hot ass. All right, cool
All right, who do I gotta talk to I gotta talk to the blacksmith I gotta talk to cuz I'll Rio
No, you went to Hologrove again.
Why are you depressed?
I knew it. I wasn't hearing things. The doctrine was guiding me.
If you find any clues about the Bell of Return, please, you must tell me. I can forge them back together.
be 20 gold thank you both of you I am drum a blacksmith who forged weapons for the
soldiers of the Abyssal reach deal hunter that's what they all call me I know you
need help and I yield hunter will you continue helping me recover the fragment
25 gold
When that happens, I'll be able to reunite with three
Oh, you got a little shawty waiting for you on the other side 50 gold 50 gold
He's he never player never overplay your hand chat a warm welcome to you
Kill Hunter from afar. May the faint light of fate guide your path.
What cloaks you say? Bro, I've already...
Kill Hunter, that's what they are.
I talked to Zario!
Hello. Hello, dude.
Kill Hunter, has your conversation with Dran made any progress?
No.
I see. The bell...
Out of talking.
Dr. Sigrid, alright.
Well, what up, shouty?
Kill Hunter.
Hello.
I just can't bring myself to smile this time.
Why?
I had planned out my tavern fully set up with the batches I prepared before you headed out.
But somehow they all turned sour, completely undrinkable.
That taste, it reminded me of the mining effort in a few years back.
Trade was suddenly cut off by the fortress, the pioneer gates were closed,
and I couldn't get any brewing ingredients.
all I could do was watch as the batches slowly turned bitter.
Since the Mistables, I've faced many setbacks like this.
This time,
either the Guild and Mistas are at it again,
or something far worse has seeped in from outside.
How does it compare to Dark and Darker?
I haven't played it long enough to tell ya.
Can't take no word for it.
Maybe I'm just overthinking.
It might just be another one of Pipsch and Anagon.
Anyway, help me gather some crop of brewing in three cakes.
Hot, sparrows, anything will do.
Bro is always eating.
You keep talking like that, I'm a slap your titties.
Is that it?
Yo, chat. Do we cause chaos in the global chat?
Let me move. Oh, my camera here is terrible.
I'll move it like right here so we can see the bottom of the global chat.
Do we cause chaos?
Can I get a ho-ya?
Let me see if anyone sees it.
Shut up!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Can I get a...
Yeah!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Can I get a...
Eeeeeehh!
Eeeeeh!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh!
Mm!
Oh!
Oh!
That's what are you eating?
Alright, we gotta get out there.
They know too much, they know too much.
They know too much, we gotta get out there.
God.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Hahaha
Great the hutch loser and his entourage is here hold on cancel the queue cancel the queue
cancel the queue
Who said that?
Who said that?
So could she
is
ugly
Got him got him
That's a shit on you and our creators now I will in this game son I
Made sweet love. Oh, I can't say that I can't I'm gonna get in trouble. I'm gonna get in trouble
My wizard, my wizard, my wizard.
Are you eating that boy?
Get out of my DMs.
Let me finish my food before I lock back in.
We may be autistic, but you're a dog.
Okay, okay. Hold on, it's getting crazy.
I
Want you anywhere
Momos done, two more bites, and then we lock in.
One more bike
No, I'm all right. I'm not a big back you leave me alone
Little six million delight I know it claps when Hutch walks
Yo, what the fuck is that message?
Onward, gentlemen!
To great lands we go!
Let's go, chicken.
I'm a body type H. What?
a lowercase h? Does that mean I got a fat ass?
Sweet heavens!
Let me take a look at what you have, I want to see your wares.
Onwards?
Where are we going?
Do we have any actual quests? Let me see.
Um, we could go do this and potentially get a red.
Red there, red there, red. Okay, so everything has a chance of a red.
How much is this kind of damage?
OH!
I
Bitch a bitch pussy
Needlecass
Needlecass
to the quest
excuse me grandma
what's down here
yeah take
Oh, sweet heavens!
Oh, you bastard!
What's that?
All right, first opinion on the game.
I love the feeling of it.
I love the atmosphere.
The atmosphere is nice.
Even the audio in here is pretty cool.
Hello, doggy.
Okay, yeah, we kill this dog first.
Oh
He's sucking me suck him
Quick motion
He's invincible the I go kills his Padre you bastard
What's the other one?
Hitch.
What do you have?
Let me miss such the chest.
Ooooooh.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Look at me now.
We look sick like a Viking lore.
Oh I'm out of meds.
RIP.
You gotta find meds
I have nine meds why am I not using any of them then
And that guy
We try my new attack hope I canceled it not good
of
what you have enough in
Inside lock him
bitch easy assassination of you a broke boy just say so dog gold shit he was rich
hold on a minute bro I am pumping damage by the way except I'll be walking
over you no he was he was a that was a human he tried to run whenever I hit him
with the first attack but I got him stuck and for some reason he came back
in I don't know why bring the time
Oh, awkward little friend waiting.
Don't tell me what to do.
Man, he hitting the stanky leg.
I
Know bitch
Adroll feels bad
Check it out this rock
What I get I
Didn't get oh I have to loot this hand
come on give me the red nice
I said over there solo only no as Trios
Oh
Holy shit, they go chungus
Monster lock come get some them pussy
I made a mistake
Oh, not worth it.
Oh, that was nasty.
That was sick.
It's kind of like bending around him as he was swinging at me.
Come on! Big money, big money, big money!
Bastard.
I'm just waiting to be humbled.
I'm like, I'm waiting for somebody with an attitude and skill to come and beat my shit
in.
something. Apple. Bring a dang dang. Alright, level five.
I'll be a player right there.
Level 5 we're about to actually get into some games right?
Cheeks are about to be clapped.
Shit!
I don't want my cheeks clapped, mouse.
I don't want to come out, mouse.
Nice!
Hell yeah!
Easy, easy!
Wooooo!
Flashbang!
Oh, I died while ringing the bell last time.
Let me go use the restroom real quick, Jett.
I gotta go spend it even one second.
All right, I have won!
The boss has been defeated!
How many donuts or too many donuts?
Ha!
Doesn't exist.
Alright!
Little airwars.
Wonder...
Oh my gosh, I'm almost out of fucking space!
Shit!
What do I do?
Oh, you gotta go put this up
Go learn our new skill receive blessing
Blessing be upon thee, I want to shake your hand.
New talent.
When wielding a great sword you can equip one additional skill but the pole armor shield
has one skill shot disabled.
arm is shield, endless flow, skill cooldown, speed, great sword, fuck the polearm, I once
upon a time said I wanted to rock the polearm, now fuck the polearm, what was this, wardrobe,
Social
What now bro you gotta add voice into the game fuck the emotes man it gots to add voice all
Great games have boy
Welcome may be I can bastard
Oh
Medium. Go. Go get it.
Alright.
So I need to ruin ingredients, okay.
Alright boys, I think we are officially about to fight for our lives.
Wait, what?
All players, special limited time benefits five days of free gear up access.
But, what is Gear Up?
I ain't clickin' that. Fuck no.
What is this?
Oh shit.
This is the big mode, huh?
Gear Up is a VPN.
What the hell?
Let them say something. Let them say something. Let them say something real quick, Ganda.
Let them say something.
Designfuls playing.
Wait, is there a duo mode or is it only solo trio?
There is duo.
Should we, do you guys want to keep playing solo or do you want to go and link up with
some duos?
go get design full. Let him know just say hutch sex. He'll know what it means. He'll
know what it means. He will know what it means. He's playing with someone. Who's he playing
with are they cool
I'm in this quadrant right now he's in a squad he's a bitch
Fuck him. Lock him. We're going in.
Oh! Oh, shit.
Shit!
They're gonna put this up.
Fuck him! We don't need him!
why are people doing slash fov 20 what happened slash fov 120 oh shit slash fov 120 slash
f o v 120
Well, they didn't do nothing. Let's go to hollow grove
Who's the hollow grove
What am I waiting for what am I what what do you want
what what fuck you I'm going in
wait what what I canceled what
What do not come don't don't come don't come don't come
What am I waiting for, dude?
What am I waiting for?
Hell, have discord right now!
I'm tired of waiting!
Basta, jump!
Multi-basta, why you go so fast?
Talk to Sigrid?
Who the hell's sacred?
That's drawn?
Yeah?
Oh, what's this?
Oh
Yo, hey, what they're giving away a PC a game that's cool
Yo, I want you to know if I win the PC
None of y'all getting
What?
Record you in Chad, Chad Gamers.
Tell him Chad, Chad Gamers.
Chad Gamers.
Directly right.
Erl?
Hello?
Erl?
Erl?
Erl?
Erl?
Oh
Good calm boys
Kill the great great was oh here he is
How oh and love oh and love and love mother
Hello my friend
Yeah, what's up man?
Dude, what's going on?
You're mess-finding dude, you like to jiggle figures, you think so?
Hey, hey, wait, I gotta research this board if launching it happened.
This board.
Admin.
So my push to talk works.
Yo!
Oh, sorry, I had to restart discord my push to mute was it working?
Hello check check. All right. Now. I'm good. You heard no helping on nope
There's a alba. I do have to leave yesterday
So he's kind of like in the same boat. I do have to leave at four
I have a sponsor with summit of the one G. Have you heard of him in this kingdom?
Do you do kingdom of the nipalus and the small
Hobbits is what they call them
I'll get Albinish
Who's Albinish?
I can catch him up
Albrelleli, Albrelleli
Who is Albrelleli?
He's a...
Apex, Apex man
Is he cool?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Way less tweaked, I mean way less tweaked levels
Actually, he's pretty tall
Yeah, he's a good looking
Like you might be cool, like you might fuck with him for sure
with them for sure really it's right up your alley likey get them in here is it
fluffy I'm asking he lot on the apex get him in here what play like a variety
structure how many hours have you been awake if you say more than 10 14 G G's
in the chat can I get a G these in a chat I mean it's over pocket that's the
It's over, bro. It's over.
It's over!
I'll hit second window like I were fucking 22.
It's over!
That's good.
I can't invite him to discord. I can make a call.
I guess between three of us.
Make a call.
Make a call.
Be my agent.
Like I'm getting drafted.
A call has been made.
Alright.
We're exiting the dungeon.
Okay.
See you in there.
Hello, bro now folks that he's oh my gosh, what the fuck oh my god am I getting finesse
No, well hutch is gonna go play a sponsor stream and then surely we then will
That's for PN
For central EST. I don't operate
From now yeah, yeah, why are we even worrying about that right now, bro?
Yeah, design for what the fuck is wrong with you, man. Lock in. What's going on? I'm
hutch, borderline, got the Tism in multiple ways. I intersect that spectrum a couple of
times. I'm very petite. And what else? Have you heard anything about me not having nipples?
lies lies in the seat I'm also probably the greatest swordsman in the lands of the seven
kingdoms I heard you play apex I do unfortunately unfortunately yeah I'm sorry if you're lost
time and and mental it is worth it's wait whoa whoa whoa what you mean by that
I said you gave yourself fire I know I hate apex I never liked apex apex is good
one second I got talk shit in the global chat
They're yapping
Wait, so we give the new map as well hunter now what new map the world not the new map the second one
Yes, I got second up. I got the veranda good brother guard day
French
But I don't got those I don't got no I don't got no good gear
Yeah, I'm well here like wait can you buy me or no you buy it or you
Or do I buy that from auction?
Yeah, the auction house pips low bitch ass
Yeah, we found some like blue kids, you know put the push the boundary and we like get down
Get down with the games because I was in like the Hyrule of lobbies and we legit run into no one for like four hours
Well, I mean, yeah, design for it's the first fucking day to games out not many people are in the damn high rollers
You're cracked at it to get their money up. They need to get their money up
Or shaming on day one time to fucking crazy
These people don't sleep these people go to sleep. He's such a crackhead dude
Wait, what should I what should I be doing wraith or vitality?
Or stook what should I do?
What class are you?
Chad, what class am I?
What the way over here?
That's a great answer.
That's yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a knight.
Oh, okay, we're staying in class.
You should grab a, you'll probably want
fightality and,
or actually I go with Aegis and Tenacious.
Is that Tenacious?
one is a shield icon one's a shield icon one is a heart icon
you can like you can like see they combo together tenacious and agus tenacious and agus
cat yeah i use cat you're just doing cat in the hatchet right now
I
Don't see that on a sword
On a sword. Oh, okay. I thought you were doing a victory one stuff my fault. No, you're good
So the surface is whatever you can you just put on whatever for now
Physical damage
I think that purchase purchase has been made. Okay. Now. What are my armor? What do I need to do?
I do you fuck like it is so much. It's so much. Do you want do you want to be defensive or do you want to do a
Lot of damage all damage no defensive defense defenses for pussies
Okay, any pieces that have I want to say fervor or
Wrath
Berber Rathas good at Rathas good if you get low if you get low HP fervor. I think it's just a raw damage increase
I don't know that's the opposite play style the high place. I don't know too much. I'm a tank
Hell yeah, no what they say defense is for great people. That's what they say
I'm buying this fucking all right
I'm on keep design alive duty
What design what are you playing?
I have a chest and a sword that's blue any extra blue items. They are mine. Okay, any questions
Wonderful
Okay, I'm turned to dad James right now. I'm
Can you invite me we can
Yeah, I gotta add you. All right. I have a sponsor today. So my name is a little bit more restricted ball sackington
green helmet what there's a green helmet you talk about whoa whoa I blanked
What? Ball sack?
Ball? Sack?
Ink?
Tun.
Oh, Sackington.
Wait, is it?
Caps and stuff?
Would you mind going into the recruitment hall
and making a forum post?
You can literally die.
What are you talking about?
Ha ha ha ha.
Ah, you fucking killed me.
How do I have people? How do I have people?
Yeah, I'll see.
What the fuck?
I got him.
How are you struggling here?
Because he's fucking 98 hours deep in the stream.
No, I just made everyone add me.
What's your name?
I got something in my head.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Scott didn't sleep, bro.
I'm Mechagodzilla.
I'm Mechagodzilla.
He's like, oh, I'm going to close.
What's 2 plus 2?
The letter 4.
You know what I mean?
Like, he doesn't know what he's saying.
Check me out, kids.
Yeah.
fucking good
bro what are you
what are you doing
I'm playing Dresden first with my daddy
bro you move left
you're right too fast
your kuchi's gonna fall out man
what are you wearing
I got that flower son son
I'm flowering
I'm in time square out here son
come on now
goodness gracious
should you do these
the victory one stuff now this basically just gives you a buff if you're going full damage
just like make a wine that has uh i think fervor and wrath or if you just want to be
a little bit healthy just add uh add tenacious get one max out wrath and fervor yeah oh yeah we
We got a way to pop some bottles real quick before we get in there.
Hmm.
Forget all about that.
Oh shit, she can move that stick!
You have to do this every match.
You come over here, pop one real quick.
Okay.
Take a go.
Alright.
Yeah.
When you get the higher level ones unlocked, they're pretty important, because you get tons of skill levels.
How y'all like the game so far?
I like it.
Yeah?
It's a pretty good amount of depth, but it's definitely a lot. You do the tutorial, and you're like,
Oh, I think I kind of get this and then you like open up the once you open up the whatever the marketplace
You go in there. It's like
Gem socket blessing
Carry the three four seven
Take your blessings good sir so much all at once there. They're just like dude
Everybody wants to talk to me in the camp
I just ignored literally everybody and now I'm just just swing my sword
who called me fat and global fuck you
Stop talking to me in the global chat, you crackheads!
I'm gonna get straight and stifled!
I was counterproductive, I should have shut up. I should have said nothing.
Do you play New World at all? Yeah, dude, I, bro, New World is another
game that was the best when it first came out and everyone was just running around beating
the hell out of each other. Yes.
Load a bunch of moms box dot XCX.
Who the hell is that guy?
Sorry, I missed that shit.
Oh, bro, this game is legit just like exactly like that.
PPP, but just extraction.
The New World Drain Man, holy.
Did you hit level 60?
Like how committed were you?
Not that committed, bro.
I played New World when it first came out like in beta and I was running around with that big ass hammer just beating the
Daylights out of people as they were trying to gravity well. Yes, and then
Whenever the the one-handed axe was broken. I would just beat that a lot of people question
But like when it came to like the actual PvP mode and the rage and stuff. No, I was never doing that stuff
I was like early early on
and
Can you believe that that game was just around how insane is that?
It's just because like everyone that was on a degenerate grind because like if you would grind a skill like mining or something
So you like split up with your entire group and somebody would go do mining and then somebody would go do like smithing and like you can
Let's run like a monopoly and like everyone
I tried to level 60 in the endgame, and I think I ran out of content so fast.
Dude, it took me like four days to get to 60, and I was on absolutely Greenland diabolical shit, like...
I mean, I was actually on all of the 16-year-old freks and then I'm dead.
I needed that fast.
They're shiny out there.
There was like a...
Don't lock it unlock at level 13, and I just sat there and carried every single person on the server through it
for like the most xk
I'm downloading shatters and stuttering. I'm gonna cry
Put your shit on our I did I did I did I just oh
You put it back on the glass
Eventually, yeah, yeah. So you have to keep it on FSR until you don't get a set of...
...for a match and then you just...
...get a set of...
YATSY!
Wait a minute.
There's people right through the door, I think.
Yeah, I think our stacks overlap by the way
Yeah, they do that's just
It's not it's not like they cancel each other out. It's just like mine will show up as white for you
It's if mine is detonating it'll show you my stack instead of showing you yours. You can still like
Oh
Can't wait through that as we smoke and crack again. I'm not seeing anybody this we're gonna go to this map
I was a it was a zombie banging on a cage
This guy
Actually these guys I mean that funds my backwards. I'm gonna look one
I'm par. On my way.
Oh my gosh, no way I get to lead.
Another team, it is another team behind. Go forward, go forward.
You gotta get down.
Yeah, try to come out for me. Try to come out for me.
Press R, press R if you can.
You gotta just keep going.
Turn that shit off.
I'm moving, sir.
I'm just trading space, man.
I'm not trying to keep Pudge out.
Are they executing me?
No, fuck.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm trying to keep them up.
These guys.
OK, I'm wrapping.
I'm wrapping.
I'm wrapping.
I'm going to go for a pick up from behind.
Just crawl back towards the inside away from them.
Yep.
Disciple, where are you going?
I'm wrapping.
I'm wrapping you.
Oh, wait.
You're just going in, OK?
Yeah, he's crawling towards us.
Just come back.
I'm keeping him alive.
I'm making sure they can't finish.
He's about to mega grief them.
Oh!
Help me!
Oh my gosh, I'm so forever oh shit
now they're running
I got you person
oh another team running in
yeah oh
I can't
it's so bad
they're just on deck
forever
nope
oh
oh my god
he's trying to finish me
he's just finishing me
you cock sucker
I'm just walking around.
Bro.
One sec.
I gotta stop my abilities.
Is there a way to get through this?
One sec, I gotta stop my abilities
Is there a resident this or no when I'm dead I'm dead
Whatever does it mind?
let him come
one of them lost a teammate in the afterchasing I want to try to get does
this shit I can I just have a blue sword and a blue chest
It's all that matters
That's me right there in the corner
Oh there, I took everything off those
Yes, I didn't get robbed
I like grab my helmet
Maybe my
Oh, headshot!
How's I not pin him?
Hold on, he's dirty.
There you go, bitch.
I'm just popping class.
You mean by me?
Oh, hurt!
I don't know.
Oh
Yeah, that was crazy
You were alive for so long oh my gosh
I was gonna try to get that ball into the bow
Hey, good first game boys good
You got a buddy back. Oh wait I'm level 12 wait
Three teams collapsed on us and somehow I was the guy everyone wanted to murder that was good. That was good
Oh, I'm poor I am depressed
That's good
as you do as you do
low key we do we have combat bags right we'll just do a combat bag because I
gotta get like one game walking around in this character anyway I have like
greens on I'm good how do I where do I go to buy more heels so do I need to
Um, that's just the shop that you probably should have, yeah.
Wonderful.
They're regretting their choices.
They're there for sure regretting their choices.
Stop talking to me, the global!
What's the drops for on twitch chat is it for access or is it for in-game items?
anyone know? When game items got you. Can you explain the game? It's what we've been
playing the last couple days man. It's just like Dark and Darker. It's a sword and
shield or like a sword and wizardry and shield whatever the hell extraction. You
go in, you bring shit, you kill people, you take their shit, you come home, you put
in your chest. It's an extraction looter, sword swiping magic spell and shh shh looter.
I'll just click random match up on my skills. Oh, we make some wine.
We got to zip up and then...
What?
Spin that stick!
Thank you.
I just rolled over the server by accident.
but not the greatsword huh whatever the full arm no it's not a parry
the parry is just a greatsword you can like hard like you can like full game
stutters because hutch logged in I don't even know what that means
They call me fat
Oh I got mail
Oh our king of scavengers
Over 100,000 Guild Hunters have joined us.
Holy shit!
Dude, this thing has so much...
...so.
They already got 100,000 fucking people?
On day one?
Bro, they just hit 100,000 players.
On day one. That's insane.
I'm one of you guys, let's go.
100,000 like in totality like people signed up to play and like got the game.
Wait, what's 100,000 times 20?
Two million dollars! Wow!
It's free?
Watch, watch, watch.
Shit.
Wait, are you playing R-Class?
Yeah.
Oh, so you want to be like me?
Just say it.
Just say it.
It's insane.
You're just fucking Calista, bro.
Just.
Yeah, speak for everyone else other than me, bro. I got fucking dick in that fight
No one cares V no one cares
This game is free controller and get aim assist
Get in there. I must stretch aimless
All right, let's get in there boys. Yeah. Oh, it's on me my bad
Damn Al you look sick to come on Kate
It's pretty pretty clean cave. Right. No pressure. Just spent my life savings on this last kit
If we die, I got nothing. Well, I told you to do the bag. I told you to do the bag. Oh, I am bagging shit
You fucking desire you don't know nothing about nothing. I don't have a time. I didn't have time to like put a pit together
I'm using my combat bag
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
That guy said let the chat get off global
Everybody go to the global chat
Ok I'll go back on
Everybody go to the global chat and say
Skrrt
I'm looking
How dare you tell us what to do
Skrrt
Do I have a blue bag?
Do I have a blue bag?
Wanna fuck with us?
We have thousands
fallback 401ks there so I should know I want my mats
It's scared!
Outta boy cowboy!
He put a big skirt!
Don't worry boys, I'll leave this charge.
Come on, chicken!
Let's go!
What? He put a big skirt!
Don't worry boys, I'll leave the charge.
Come on, chicken! Let's go!
Dutch needs his own boat for the weight limit.
Okay.
Alright.
That'll happen.
Lock it!
what the hell is that we're going to go the other way
something something
I'm downloading shaders no I just it's because the new map chat it's why I'm
stuttering no fix itself
of
we've got this shit boys
we've got this shit boy
we just all gotta chuck our spears on one person
Don't their chef. I don't have spear yet
What?
Yeah, I don't
Wait, if you press one you'll pull it out. Oh, you're talking about this year. I thought you were talking about the day where you yank them
You jerk them off a little bit
I think chuck it and jump into them two different skills
that's how you that's how you like trigger your shot this shot's over here but i don't think i'm going
I need to unbind.
Do it.
Oh.
No thing.
You can grab one of these, actually, if you want.
One of what?
One of these, like, higher tier chests, though.
How come sometimes I slam my shield and sometimes I hold it up?
Because that's a charge thing, I was just saying.
You hold it up for a while, and then it gains charge levels as you hold it.
The longer you hold it the more it charges the higher charge levels more distance and follow up attacks
Whoo through here through here
If you're playing shield you want the node that instant charges your shield when you dash
Coming
You got players over here. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, I hear him.
Are you kidding me?
Damn it!
Watch out!
It's a chicken!
It does some stupid shit when it dies, so just back up and stuff.
What do you think of that? Are you kidding me?
I think you just heard that thing 3K now, though.
No, we definitely heard people.
there those mobs just kind of like bangs it's out into the floor over there
oh I'm telling you the side quest on this map
yeah
side quests are actually like the best
oh no yeah yeah
why me I'm gonna jump on that guy I'm gonna stun him in the wall here that
that's done
I'm on the mage.
That's not one.
Big Perry.
One health, one health on the back.
the night slot
I'm gonna hook the right
I got pulled
that's the art of heal actually
holy reset
I'm gonna put that on there
got it
I'm getting I just got stun locked into a corner
cancels my heel
No way
Yo Chad, do we go wizard?
Yo, should we get it?
Should I play a wizard?
Would that help us?
Nah, I'm gonna go buy a train chair
I mean, our first fight we legit fought
15 people
I'm overthinking him
How do I back out?
Oh fuck
I'm hitting escape at a wall
Let me go back to the menu.
I'm pressing escape.
I should be like returning camp.
It literally won't let me leave.
Yup, I got all stepped for.
Give me a moment.
Sick.
Super cool. If I switch characters will I be I have to do all the bullshit again. No, you didn't skip.
You didn't skip the tutorial and stuff. Okay.
Bro, what is this game doing?
Let me in.
Oh, okay.
I crashed and now the game is patching itself.
me by the moment.
You got to understand man.
People are fucking stupid.
They can't understand that you can play more than one game.
So anytime it doesn't matter what we play, anytime we switch games and play a different
game people go, go back to the old game.
Just it's, it's welcome to the online world, okay?
How it is.
A new game comes out, you try it out, people are losing their minds and you're not playing
the old game that they said that they didn't want to watch to begin with.
Welcome to the world of, of, of online.
I'm a sorcerer.
I just got my kit back.
One of that might be just lost.
Wait.
It's got a half of it back.
How?
I don't know.
For my mailbox said you've lost a couple battles. We were covering some things for you
Yeah, we got a we feel bad for you section. Fuck yeah
I guess oh
This ain't good. I'm not gonna have nothing
Is it very gear dependent for damage
it helps a lot should I sell all these golds that I have um that's what I did if you don't
play on like questing or like going for like the higher tier I don't have prints and yeah
they're not that they're not like crazy you get a bunch I'm selling all my blues as well
fucking wee ball not the pouch well GGs that's all the pouch was the pouch for
I am a wizard heavy
Chad, what do I want? Any idea what I want for damage or no?
No, that cloud never played a wizard. What's your new character's name?
Jarvis Fireball
Oh, how do I kick your other thing from the other party?
There we go.
Unable!
Can I enter multiplayer camp?
Did you quick skip on the tutorial?
Yeah.
I think it's just your character's level one and won't let you.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I gotta swap to my other character, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll be fine, we'll be fine.
I can really do it.
Do I need to swap to my other character?
Yeah.
You have to run through late to one match.
Sick, bro.
Super cool.
You have to run through late to Toriel, and then make the one match with Al.
Back to ball sack.
Yeah, aye.
What?
No fucking way.
I need an invite back, Borefay Bore.
Gotcha.
I gotta wait for it to, uh, no, it's your naked party.
Every time you leave, if you're on a character, it just leaves that character in the party and there's no kick button.
Are we the current team I don't even know what it's saying y'all rockin blue the blue swords again
Yeah
Okay
I can't
I mean, maybe I might be able to put us some high roller on the first map actually. I don't know.
I'll try. I'll try. I gotta leave that party so I can play either anyone.
You're in there with this old character.
I'm buying blues. Give me one moment.
I'm going in gear. And if I lose everything, I'm pissed.
There's no pants, oh there we go.
Alright so when we get to a fight.
Is my job just to focus the caster or are we just snowballing together and beating the
hell out of anyone close?
I was muted.
Whenever we get into a fight, is my job to kill the caster or are we just snowballing
and beating anything that's close?
I think, honestly, I think that we might just want to meatball on somebody and just stunlock
the hell out of them.
whether it's a melee class or a caster, I think we just get up in some guts.
Cool. Definitely, everyone just targets the same person,
but if you guys jump, I'll start shooting.
Well that one guy got on top of me and it was just over, I just didn't get to play the game.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I was just decent here, I didn't know what the hell was happening.
I would like dash on someone and then like it should be stunned into the wall
but then like it's all put into my left infield and I was like what a joy I can
feel it yeah I got him yeah I'll look here you know I'll look here you
All right, oh, I gotta go consume a beverage and go drink some some of that good good
Yeah, quiz that spools! Make me loathe something something. Thank you so much. Let's go.
Are you guys ready to upwards it me that we're waiting on?
No, I'm about to be
I just think of a fatty baby means what that's six I got six
Six perks from I got the crazy
Yeah, they're these sons of bitches they didn't put any fat characters in I'm kind of pissed about it
I want this skill, this skill right here, I get a level 10.
Yeah, I can switch my health.
Prepare five.
Current load out.
Equipped
Well equip okay now we got that all right we have a sort of shield now
Skills
How do I swap the bucket I don't care let's go
it won't let me ready up what the fuck is going on yeah I don't think you can
already after hire over does all right all right let's go to go first on the
first map up first map right yeah that's the whole reason we're gonna do blue
gear we like recovering the people like purple and stuff yeah I mean we could
try to kill mid boss on this map let's do it mother what you're wearing a
bucket use mm-hmm we have to go update didn't tell you oh yeah you guys both
have updates that's why I just did wonder father close my game and I said
Failed error.
I did that every time.
Ah.
Failed error instead of I got off me.
100k, 200k, 300k, 500k, woohoo.
What's happening?
They're getting rich?
Devs, if you're in the stream, give me 5 million credits so I know you're real.
Or send me a message via Raven and say, Hutch, you're skinny and good looking, but I don't
believe you're real
dude
watch
what what
really got the heart of africa bro
what
basically there's an item
you can get that's worth 50k to like the vendors
what is it?
I don't know
can we start winning design?
he almost did it too
you're my winner
dude
also what the hell happened to you
bro what the hell happened to you in that sand raiders tournament
you let me down
hmm it changed
bro did you not see the clips of what I did
dude I almost killed Fairleys entire team
from like 15 lives
I'll meet steam when they were in first place. You know how they were in first place. Yeah, like the first half
I killed them 25 times in a row and ran them out of beans and took their drum
These these little piece of shit they they were in first place
So they were grabbing their own chest after we killed them and we had literally bro
We didn't score a point for four hours
them they grabbed their own chest and ran off with it and I was like here a loser
for doing that and they were like oh you're fat I think he had like a
generational crash out just called me fat it was actually insane I was moving
like Jagger on that run player
Well, they added a they added a pre-compiling shaders thing
I literally just said
Shaders at least let me know you're downloading shaders. That's awesome
Have you devs?
You know, that's a good idea
We got that right now.
Well, I haven't played too much. We just started PvP.
I hope I get to reset my brew.
My drussy has been raw dog viciously multiple times.
So I'm feeling pretty good to be honest.
Oh my god, throw up.
I'm feeling pretty good.
Oh hell yeah, I gotta thumbs up you man.
Oh dude, tell me it's old
Somebody buy somebody in Hutchins chat buy the gold bow for five thousand somebody selling a gold bow somebody's got a gold bow
Wait, what where is it? I'll buy it
5,000 coins in the market. I ain't giving it to you. I'm keeping it as an investment opportunity
Yeah, yeah
wait should I actually
I've been telling you how I've got it
it costs like only like 1500 to make the gold items I've been selling them for like 4,000
I've been pumping the market a little bit
you're disgusting you're disgusting
dude please bro get it you gotta give it to me come on
that's a solid investment are we not the same gate lobby we are ready up you
crack head you need to read it I thought I was so I was I'm gonna fuck you I'm
just standing out the dog I could not speak I'm honest I've always been the
leader I don't even see you guys fuck you you don't get my campus private
you're not allowed here all good you're staring at my cat is what was fucking
shut up voice listen to the words I have to say we will not lose another game
starting from this point forward everyone in my chat is calling me fat in
the bad week I can't let this slide we have to win you see the statue with the
shield yeah jump up there yeah right right forward to your left you had to
jump up it and get up on the spear or I'll get up on the helmet you got to go
up the route
we got a crouch under it's for like some secret skins and stuff
you got to make this jump before we get into a match you're an idiot you're an
idiot this is training this is ninja warrior training what are you doing to me
the blue slime you have to jump on the blue slide what are you doing to me
why why did you do this to me is it possible yes you actually get skins
I'm dead ass it's an Easter egg you know jump where the blue slime is get to the
very end you're an idiot the very tip of the the very tip of the log you jump
under the shield
yeah
you're a liar it's impossible
wait he wasn't capping, he wasn't capping either
he wasn't capping
and then you're gonna jump off from the head to the tip of the spear out
and it'll give you a questline for it
it's impossible
I swear
in
the right or
i think your characters bellies too big
see how to be the male
character model
you can do it
You can do it!
Oh, maybe next time.
Maybe in the next-
NO!
Yeah, well, excuse me, there's nobodies up there in the game.
Come on, boys.
They're fucking around.
Sort of dominoes
There we go, yeah dominoes
They got a $3 pizza and a cookie brownie fucking
I didn't buy one get one just straight up is the $3
Papa John's is supreme
Ranking order number one Papa yonce number two dominoes number three number four number
all the way down to the fucking pits of hell
If you say that up theaters
you're
secondary
little Caesar's
4,327 Pizza Hut
Pizza Hut's dog ass
they got that ketchup there in there bro
so see see see
have you have we have you
Oh
Also kind of familiar
I just need to bomb this on there.
Escalator, escalator, escalator, escalator.
Oh, my mark.
Escalator, escalator, escalator, escalator.
Oh, those are for devs.
Devs, get your fat ass over here.
What is that?
some booties purple booties oh you could just keep them and sell them lucky I have like
the kit that I want you can wear them I can't even grab them out of there because you're
wearing blue hey when he says that you just you just take it you just take it he's on
crack you gotta remember he ain't smart this one you gotta buy like the specific items
so you can get the certain guns in it it's a pain in the ass that's true I did you just
some one just didn't make my locker kits
locker kits bro we get it you play rust
we get it you play rust we get it
bro
you gotta go into the
forge
and like you can like reset your load out so you don't have to do the gem and looking
up shit every single time
oh no no no no no no no
i know
i gotta look for this
i gotta look for this chest
this now
yo mods ban anyone who is saying a little
seasons
this isn't good because it's good it's
good because it's cheap
there it is
you don't get that you just never struggle
bro you didn't come from the trenches
yeah it's like disrespecting Taco Bell
you just don't do it
So what has you shitting out your ass profusely, huh?
You didn't know, like, that's what you signed up for, loser?
You want a full belly or not, bro?
Yeah, exactly.
Full belly and then it'll look clear.
And then, exactly, we need an accident.
Dude, I actually got a present for you on D&D, huh?
What's that?
I want to visit the High Roller Levering.
Hope the Unique Partish.
The Artifact Partish.
Cinder?
Really?
It's a new one. It knocks back.
I can't play it.
Oh, the Wind one? I think I saw it before.
Yeah, I think it looks good.
I have to like, the game makes me like,
enable intel virtualization or whatever
and makes my game craft like every hour
and crashing that game is dreadful.
I've been seeing a lot of people are crashing in dark and dark for some reason.
That's because you have to go into the bias and enable that.
I don't.
We probably have to enable that.
I guess, but...
There's another vase over there. It's already fine looking vase.
Some thick wool fabric?
I'm picking her.
Are we gonna do this?
Hold up.
Oh
Me ball me ball
Onward soldiers
of
you just go up to the left
I'm going to activate it and we have to create a block of left over there
this one over here
there's a word
oh, I'm coming to you
the barrier has been leaked
what is that? we'll bury it
that's the boss in the middle
that's what we're up to now
sorry
Why are you using the sword the spear or the spear I'm just like
I mean you for like rushing and trying to find if you land it like the spear
Yeah, I suspect I suspect into that skill so if I grab some of that I can throw them into a
come on baby that's one that's one
I
What the fuck are you doing?
Bring the time, boss.
Don't keep up with Lathen waiting.
Oh, come on, man.
Got this album. Just gonna watch for a little bit.
No.
two distractor fighting might be a smite
someone on a right they're fighting on a right
oh yeah they are
they have mobs higher than me
how do we ambush
I hope they're somewhere
I'm walking up, yeah one's here
I'm going to go on the road, sunning him?
Nah, I'm targeting him.
Got a big dog in the back, stun him off a little bit.
Yeah, I'm just seeing him pay.
He has a roll out, I'm going to go on him.
Dead.
Executing.
I wasn't sending him to the mall!
Yeah, I see!
Good job!
I'm gonna rip these in my way, man.
I want your symbiotia to the door!
You don't have to smile to rip these lens!
Yeah, I see!
I saw this guy.
Knock him up.
Nice.
Good work, team. Good work.
I will take everything.
I want this gem off this guy.
So you're going to take gems out of gear and bring the raider now?
Um, yeah. You have to have it in your inventory very quick and
like you have to take it off your body?
Or maybe not actually. I swear you can. Maybe not while you're in your body.
Yeah. Then I can't.
Yeah. Okay. I'll just take your chest piece. I got a gem I want.
the
that we have in this fucking balsa you know
do it
is this always like the check
yeah should be okay
so she's gonna do a belly where she like
fans does like a fan kind of like a multi-shot from like a ranger
and you can't let it hit you otherwise it spawns like a copy of you and it's
actually a pain in the ass
um... but it's pretty easy to dodge
the only way you want to dodge it is to go on top of it
like that one
Oh shit, alright round two.
I'll keep 1v1ing you.
It's not great. Good thing she's copying the tank. It's not. It's like Dubs.
She can chop you right and it doesn't matter who you have.
It'll start popping me in it and it'll start B hopping. It's actually not annoying.
Damn, I'm doing damage!
Shit, it's me.
It's not a hit or run!
So...
Blast me!
Eternity!
What's the other bound? Shut up!
Get her!
Uh-oh!
Uh...
Return unto mother's embrace!
Oh, God, grab him!
Get the troll across!
Oh!
I'll be over it, I'll be over it, come on. Let's just get in there, Edge.
Got it!
More damage than any of us.
Oh, so many of them.
Oh, and don't they?
What's she yelling about?
Attack!
It's too much.
You don't need me to hold it!
Oh, I gotta hit it with the right click. No!
I'll be able to clone.
Fuck off.
Fucking help it does.
Everybody grab.
I'll just kill the clone in the entire time, so I'll just kill the clone in the entire time.
I
Just she's recalling
I
Good work team good work
All bitches big pulls big pulls big pulls
No tank friend on inventory is full
I
Will get to heal up so no one can come in here while we're fighting her, right?
No, I think yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Many bosses like, yeah, towards the end.
Stuff on the floor, yeah.
Yeah, very much.
Just some rope and spices and stuff.
No, I'm good.
You're full.
It's right.
Full HP, full HP.
Oh, shit.
Now, does the map get notified that we just killed her?
Yeah.
I can tell you.
Tell it that you got one other map you don't teleport out like this you have a little
of
the
from
the
bottom of the
top of the
top of the
top of the
I'm doing damage man.
I
Not too shabby
what's going on my wizards bring a thing going towards the light no one
can stop me. Then it has. That's what I'm talking about. I hope they didn't mind to fix the server
stuff because that fight, I actually didn't have any decent. Somebody was saying. Oh, fight felt good.
Yeah, because that fight felt more like what I experienced.
Well, I do think the server's already slammed as well with players.
Yeah, yeah, there's more players on right now than they have during their tests.
I think the tests only had about 15 packs, I'm sure.
There's something good for a test.
Not bad at all.
Watch her spin this stick.
Watch her spin that stick.
Warehouse
Or do you you you you you you you you you what's this do back's health
Seven attack
Not too sharp there
So we need more we need more potions
When you more potions
Nope, the devs aren't real for this game, they didn't send me a message calling me skinny,
they're not real.
There we go.
house, cell, boots, his boots are made for walking. I just want that little list.
Are we good? We're good. Alright, while they're getting ready, I'm gonna go grab a caffeinated
Bedford. Try to lock in.
and
I'll get my bad hand. I was changing my gems around a little bit. I'm making SPV.
Uh, turning it quite so quickly. I'm good.
It's not a lot.
Sorry sir, I'm gonna have to begin sir.
I got a skill point, gotta put that in, sorry.
Oh, you have Blast?
I got Blast.
Ah, she got a good skill now.
I can jump to your head and push everyone away and give you a shield.
Nice.
I also got my hook from my great sword.
Alright.
Go!
I shall lie on my moments.
Okay, now go.
All right, are we ready all right same same mode same mode yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah.
Shit.
Pudge, what's your health and defense in the bottom right?
And inventory?
8.58, 270?
OK.
What's yours?
350 defense, 8.75, 8.73 health.
Oh, too much of a difference.
Try to see what the baseline is.
1.47.
I'm 1.60.
That's all the chance we've ever had.
The one person who always has your back.
Oh, I have shit.
My necklace that I got, I can't wear it.
I can wear my blue one.
Oh, check out that.
Oh, one moment.
I got to go talk to do and then I'm ready.
Where's the collection?
But a slot goes.
Is that all you got by the stats here?
Hello, dude.
Touch my hand.
What?
I want to shake your hand!
Oh, actually, that's all you got by the stats here.
And there it is.
Oh, that's all you got by the stats here.
That's easy.
Wow.
New talent.
I should probably look at what the talent does.
An enemy is affected by wither die, you recover a small amount of health. Cool.
Why does everyone keep spamming FLV120?
Oh, the jump!
Yes.
No problem, I can do this jump in my sleep.
Entering flow state.
Fuck!
Entering close date.
and
entering for state
Entering close date.
Valley.
Just to let you know, this one's soft divine perfection.
I wonder if it still works.
No! No!
Fuck!
What?
Damn it!
Locking.
What?
I heard that. That was like the equivalent audio.
Oh, you bastard. I have to make that. I got it. Just gonna kill those guys.
I
Love
Shit, I got nothing come on come on big money come on silver bowl
Insolence man. Good at mine. That's a flu
Hate you
you gotta identify them in there
in the cart
do you know how it works? right? like if you identify it nobody can grab it
you're like a grace period
pentium steer
gold
berserkers up to our south if we want to go kill berserker and then go boss
uhhh no no no no we can actually fight that
the mini bosses aren't worth it if you want to do as many as these the mini boss give us
single disease
you want to do the big box
uh...
uh...
coming
but you're looking skinnier than tomorrow
we all have to talk to him
what the fuck
some of them you literally just have to go to the point and just observe
just cross the E and observe
yeah there's a lot on the coast
it's like you just go stand on a dock
there's a lot of them
what the hell?
oh don't you just like shake your head at that panel?
shut up
yeah I think it's better to just be the third party on those boss fights
I don't think that initiative is actually that early, it's actually just like, about 7s.
Very nice.
Fixer upgrade.
There was other doors up there man. I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I opened the cabinet and that shit was creepy itself
They have got to use some WD-40 on those inches
I guess we just do that on the way over. The one here, the one here with my hand up there. Yeah, I have nothing in there
You got it. All right, I'll get
Catch some of that. Essence and some beans.
I thought you knew something I didn't know that chest in my arm
You're killing me, Bob
Yeah, I see
Nothing
Fuck you
I don't miss this chance and you'll regret it.
Mm, little zesty.
Onwards.
I'm gonna get some for them, okay?
Are you going mid?
Okay, we're going mid.
I can come back to this one.
Alright, come on.
Like in this one, every item I get from the boss, I just need to put in a big rock there.
On what?
All right, I'll be sure to get out.
Oh, it's this woman again
Yeah, it's always
Got it so different maps is different main bosses the up more like the high roller mode
It can like end up being like a teleported
Struggle not. Make the fresh souls.
Oh, that'll happen.
Alright, I'm on call and duty. Don't come down here.
Oh, my God.
Damn this system!
I'm fucking around!
So that's how it ends.
He died.
He died.
He died.
He died.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's always me, bro. It's always me, bro.
Oh! She got me!
Oh, come on.
That's not good.
I do a lot of damage.
Not good.
What's this guy?
Let's show them this.
That's right.
I say you shall die, you holly shite!
That's a pretty bad one.
Fuck.
They're not too much.
Oh, hold on, I'll kill you.
I'm gonna focus on her.
I think I got two of them, two of the other ones.
She's gonna heal up.
We're gonna die, aren't we?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, God.
Damn it.
Nice.
Holy spirit.
Without faith.
No, baby.
Oh.
Oh, it's Jim.
Iron will and wealth.
Well.
Nice work, boys.
People.
We go out here.
They'll probably be camping.
I want to see.
Chill my pizza's outside.
We're safe. We're safe here.
I'll grab that piece.
No, no, I can't. I can't.
This one's good. Let's go.
We gotta move quick, though.
Get to work.
I'll shoot right out of here.
Yeah.
I'm so sure we need to have killed people now.
I don't know, you need to shrink out of them.
good work team on once
through the dog good fortune
oh no, nice
solo new one
denny is ready
i can't run
what?
what?
i can't run yet
only two?
okay, we're gonna activate right here
oh, he's not there
yeah, there's only two of them
then there's three won't be able to help you
oh, so maybe a solo left there
Oh, it's pissed it on me
Pretty sure it's nice one like the same spot
Yo, yo, damn it
You know what I want at the same time as me though is it'll it'll use whoever
has the higher level brotherhood skill basically all right so keep that in the yeah yeah just
Just keep it in your stash that jam.
Alright.
Watch in the bag.
Nice.
Oh dude, the jump heavy attack absolutely spits damage.
Oh shit.
Car design.
We're closed.
Come back later.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy, I'll let me go into this log right here, good raid boys.
Third person PVP is for kids, so yep you're right man some of the greatest games ever
made has all been in third person but it's for kids, our craters, OG Fortnite, PUBG,
G I mean the list continues but it's for kids gears of war
I mean, yeah, 100% you cook
certified cook
certified cook
Well, a little bit. Do you have to be for?
Cataclysm in mud
He might be 12
you select it
i can i can select brigade yeah
but cataclysm no i can't you want to go to brigade this time
we should wait do you have the high roller mode for this one actually
chaos no
level eight i need two more levels
I think we're gonna have to run away then.
Alright, let's go.
What?
That's 120 years, it's insanity.
that's unsanitary let me drink my potion of victory wine stir that pop woman stir
that pop
set your mom's nut here what
Oh
Bobby boys listen that we send it all the time man, it's popular to hate games. That's it
Not even calling this the greatest thing that's ever been made, but it's just people have to I mean
Imagine you wake up in your mom's basement
Ain't got shit to do other than look forward to Mickey D's later
I mean would you just talk shit about everything that existed as well? I mean I would I get it. I understand
store. What can I buy?
Bro combat bag. Epic material purchase.
Are you back on?
Yeah, I'm good.
How do I buy these?
Oh, by completing this.
I have zero, what's your McCallits? Yup.
What time is that slightly?
i think he played this last night if uh... that's what you always tell me
but there's a subtle 12 action
my wizard my wizard
I'll be awed.
I'll just crash out last time, it was hilarious.
Are you talking about whatever?
Coco and Peanut stole each other's portal and then stole my portal and I got absolutely
destroyed in a corner by a big man?
Yeah, it wasn't fun.
I think this is like, I don't know, because then you have to figure out how to make it
so you can't just like get every perk, because perks actually like do a lot.
I
Mean four for fours. Would you get it one time? Put me down for at least seven of them
Put me down for at least seven four for fours consistently. No problems. I don't know how they're gonna do that
I'm playing the rush server. I would literally rather eat the shit out of my own ass
and
why we all take a different boat if we go to the same place
chat was telling me wait for the mitts
I did not
Bro we would go into a room last night. I'm not kidding. We go into a room. We were looting the gold chests on squire
We go down into the gold a team would push and pee with every second
It's not once we're talking every single time would run into an area where we haven't been yet
aggro everything and then it would be us versus dude three people and nine mobs
Because you could hit it three different times and you just
and all the mob is off aggro
you're a dirty bastard
we're taking the nap, he's about to beat the shit out of one of us
jazzy!
no!
easy. We're getting good boys. I call the right one. Oh, I should have got that one.
oh what the f**k
give me that backup
sometimes it would be like a last match it was like a purple item
in the middle of the ground
oh that was a mistake
I
Don't make it count. Oh, I love Delta Force Delta Force is a great game. I
Don't force a lot of fun
Who's are open all the way to us
Yeah, let's go kill let's go kill somebody they might a wrap I think they might I think they might be
Wow, that door is open to us.
No, the door is closed here.
This one right here?
This one was open towards us, but then they came back.
This one's closed, so I couldn't come, yeah.
They killed one of them, all right.
Wait.
Is it the Halo fucking...
Is it the Halo theme song?
The hell's going on up here?
Dude, that is the fucking Halo theme song.
It's like the bathroom in high school.
I'm gonna say it is probably might be an unpopular opinion new Halo is straight up dog cheeks
nah I heard a bunch of people saying the same shit I watched it I didn't even play it but
Oh you bastard.
You're getting me.
Don't be fast on that pal.
And it was a gold.
Fuck!
Got a goddamn gold ship sculpture.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stampine.
Stampine.
Oh yeah.
Oh there's a key.
Stampine.
Pusses.
Come on.
I'm gonna get something there.
Don't throw a jar of shit at him.
I'm gonna get something there.
I'm going to get my shit jar.
Show me.
Yeah, I'll throw something.
I'm on the shirt, I guess.
Get me, puppers!
I'm gonna go up the stairs, I would try to come back up, I'm just running, I'm just running.
Great game, high ground this map, if they come up we just follow them, I'm just gonna
I'm the son of this guy
Son of a...
Not the male
I'm with the arch
He's one, he's one
I'm so sunlocked
Killing if I can, I'm just still sunlocked
I can't move without this
Killing
We're doing great
I hit him
I'm on this one, this one.
I'm on this one, this one.
I'm on this one, this one.
I'm on this one, this one.
Oh my god, he's beating my fucking ass!
I literally can't move, I have to fucking fight!
I'm like a hay.
Just too free damn it. Oh, they all attacking me
Bitch
If you get up in guts and people just start beating the fuck out of you. Oh my gosh, bro
I just literally just sat there this time locked
This guy actually had like a full support mode. I see it
Yeah, we did, yeah we did, yeah.
Yeah, we did.
He was on green but he had all the proper gems.
Oh shit!
Mmm...
I'm taking everything, I'll sell it.
Good job, boys!
Quick, standing around, and ring the clock!
To the boss?
Yeah
And they were too busy attacking me designed for just slaughtering their backline
The way that side deal scenario I can ice someone of them
and those things are quick I mean office gives you a barrier even here team in here
does
right front
someone's in vents close wait this is two teams go back back back back back back
there's people behind us yeah they're above us they're above us I think we should go mid
boss. Let's just install forever. Let's go far right here.
No, no.
That's the choice.
Just install forever and then we'll just come back and clean up.
Because that one team is legit like triple ranger. Those guys are not moving.
What is happening, bro?
One team, why is my ability not working, man?
Attack!
yeah that team of the hell I was I think I saw at least two Rangers
I haven't done anything yet
I think that's your quest much maybe what
What's this?
There.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, sometimes my second ability works, sometimes it just decides not to work. I don't know why.
do you even know why I believe someone
oh there's no way, no way
Oh, that's really so...
Okay, Bob cries out.
I'll be okay.
There goes, there goes, again, my ability to not warranty one of my friends, then.
Please...
Why is that? Is anyone now?
Here is the step-
Oh, you might just be getting hit as a trigger.
Oh, that's bad.
You're not a strategy, actually.
You want to see him.
Oh, I can't hear him.
Accept my benediction.
I
Think damn
All right, I guess I just can't use my few months anymore
Another of me was created careful boys fight them
I
Easy nice work boys
Easy grab
Purple neck
Not as good as mine
good work well we're on the easiest mode because I have to wait till I unlock the next hard mode
I'm not high enough level yet.
The chests are still there I think.
Yeah, I really am.
Do we go back to those players now?
Yeah.
Keep it a game there.
You learned the ganda?
I can't tell if your friend is Texan or Asian.
You talking about me?
You gotta be.
You gotta be.
What the hell?
That's fucking insane.
I probably got a little bit of A-Spin in me.
Maybe a little bit.
They didn't even loot the heron.
They didn't even loot the chest.
They're probably still fighting.
I'm gonna look forward and see if they're still fighting.
Hey, go ahead and check and make sure they're not hiding in that air.
They're not in there, don't worry.
I
Imagine the rain you got the job
We definitely want that one
Is it that body here
He's laid out mostly.
There's another dead body down here.
So maybe the team that killed the boss died and the other team said screw it, we're out
here.
Focus jam.
Ooh, what do I buy from this guy?
You should just buy the mystery items, I don't know if I'd want eggs.
Hope I can't, I'm gonna buy one.
Oh you kidding me, I got fish bones!
Dammit!
Oh, I can sell to him to buy more.
What do I sell to him?
Do I sell this green gear to him?
the gems first before you do that if there's no gems on it you can take out that you might want
oh these guys went
yeah they might have went up yeah there's a chime out there
fuck
definitely not worth it
There's another body here that I missed. Dead mark.
Hey, don't say I didn't warn you. The Dielden nest is coming.
Quickly, follow those butterflies while woodling free.
What are these things going?
Hope the slaughter room.
Oh, all the land, you're dead.
Bastard.
I don't know where they went.
They must have extracted or something.
Yeah, they probably left after they killed that team, yeah?
killed that team yeah I had the gas all those bodies are little
you'll be doing mini boss oh yeah we're doing responded on the mini or the
man should be a lot of that piece for me
no mother that's not that track man brother brother what is what is this game
doing oh you got a press of the wrong web there we go it's not a ladder hatch
Now I press F. Good round boys, good round.
Level 7.
What level was that before I went in that raid?
Was that 5 or 6?
Watch my hand, please.
Thank you!
I was sexed!
Shit!
There's that.
There's that.
See if I can't put these items on the auction house.
No one's buying my shit.
There we go, I probably put it for too high of a cost
You're digging this more than D&D or not. They're different. They're very different. This is a lot faster paced
D&D's a lot slower
The only thing really I see that they have in common is the fact that you're fighting with sword shields and spells, you know
It's hard. It's hard to
Hard to say this is better than that that is better than this
got a lot of gear though
Oh, what did I get oh?
I got this is this a good attack or no
Bro, I need to number one. I need to swap this C needs to be my block. He needs to be my other ability
And to be honest, I don't even know if fucking Perry is good or not because wait mine
I can give a skill point that makes us so you automatically
After a set duration if I if I do my shield thing on you while you're not
It's kind of fucking lost.
Wait, that's it.
That's it.
Worth.
Worth.
That's it.
I'm taking that shit.
I would be honest, I think Perry is dog shit.
It's okay.
It blocks range damage, but the slash on it is kind of whatever.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm just going to run the throwing ability.
The good part of Perry, I mean, if you're going to run Perry, I think it's worth this
taking the unstoppable mode for it for the super armor I think I'm gonna ride
what's it called instead withering mark I have some type of range so when
they're low I could throw that maybe kill them you know oh that's why you
want to run it you might not have it yet actually a grappling hook I'm grabbing
that the second that I can yeah yeah that one you literally just wait for
little side channeling that hill I'm hot bum that's going to bunch of free kill
yep
nice or you got 350 and I can almost get the epic material selection chest what's
a pro combat bag it's a free kid basically
All right, one more level we can go to the good mode.
I think I'm going to get out of here.
Hey.
What, 55278, now they won't?
Which is this?
Oh, fuck that.
Oh, I do have the fire grease jar as well, I need to start using.
Upgrade my goddess, how do I do that?
Drink available after this, because you can like wear up to like artifacts when we go to that one.
Throw in the gold.
Stop right. All over here.
That's my wardrobe.
This one over here.
I'm sure they're not set in mind.
Nice.
I hear it.
Nice
I hear it. I hear it. Do you hear what you hear?
All right, all right team are we ready? I think say let's do this shit ready up boys ready it
I'm drinking some wine, my fault.
Is it true that you can only play one map of the solo?
Is that true, boys?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You only play the starter map.
I don't know, that's the only one that has a solo queue.
I think the game is primarily built around Trilos.
Gotcha.
you. No, I am not doing the rush tournament. No, no part of me wants to do that. Well guys,
you have to remember to like these people, they did these devs, they don't know how big
their game is going to go. So having all these separate queue systems and this, that and the
other it could do more harm than good so I probably why I'd have to guess I don't
know for sure but I guess it's why
I don't even know who the hell that is, morgue.
I
Know rock blade
Look at that name up on Google, Neh.
look let me take a ganda
haha
haha
haha
haha
yo cooking cooking cooking
haha
That's awesome.
Alright boys, I want all the P.G.P. to escape.
I want it all.
I want to fight people.
You run at these sons of bitches you're that design for wake your ass up
Wake up. You're not awake. You're not awake. You're asleep. Do it that last fight last match
There was a team of roads above us the team of Rangers up there. I would have been hell. I would have been hell
Not wrong
I'm not I'm no Anakin Skywalker. I learned from Obi-Wan
I am the high ground and again
Up there W is putting down
Oh it's 10 seconds on there
I'm gonna put him down.
Those bodies just go down.
Oh, you're down.
Oh, shit. That was a good nine.
I
Have one fast. We want to just get moving fucking take a south south west us
Let's do it let's go fight
Let's go get involved boys
oh shit we have this one else you have the chest and then head down I keep like
mentally wanting to put my sword away to run faster
I
Who three shells I got left
Not sure come on big money big money big money fuck you
ah
You know if you do that, it'll still connect with those guys anyway last time
I'm fine.
Enjoy that.
I'm going to push one off the bridge, I'm going to push one off the bridge, I'm going
I don't have that res skill yet.
There's another team behind them, keep going, keep going.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
He's got an off-roader game on there.
Yeah.
They might try to go for the Ryzen there, fucking one guy.
I'm gonna push that sword off the bridge.
Got it.
I'll push them off.
I'm charge shotting.
I'm gonna go for Ryzen.
Try the Ryzen.
Try the Ryzen.
I'll get in space.
Yeah, they're gonna rest their one boy.
Good job.
Nice.
Healing.
They're getting a full reset.
I think that's...
They're getting a full reset I'm gonna push us
I'm gonna get a little bit more
I'm already blocked my spear
One just died under us
I'm sorry, frozen?
Close that side
Nice
I'm fitting
We should drop
I'm on this here, he's dead, that was the last one now, is this the second one?
no way that beats me in there
he's low
yeah this guy should die
oh my god
That's the mom
Right there
Don't know what I wanted to do
Nice nice job boys
Good collage
Thank you for the rest. Thank you for the rest
Dude, that's actually like an insane place is jumping off right and it doesn't like full kill you
You just gets knocked reset
He was actually fucking one full dives to low ground and just crawls away survive a three augment
sick. Oh yeah, I felt like a fucking beast, I'm not going to lie. You're just like, knockin'
Oh, that's good.
What?
I just want to chill.
You notice that move speed increase?
Yeah, a little bit.
I noticed that move speed increase.
Yeah, a little bit.
What I showed you.
I took a perk to give it a larger shield radius and give me movement speed.
What do you take that pendant if you want?
The blue pendant?
I'm telling you.
Oh, there.
Oh, the fervid blue bow there.
That's what you get for that.
Huh?
You don't want fervid?
I don't want fervid.
That's fervid.
I
Make all the bills
Very good
Yeah, you just have a pretty good
Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out bro like every fight that I've been in I've just been stunlocked to hell
Let's go tell my boss and they just slide away from me. They're gonna stop lock me
I am like I can't move and I just get my ass
Yeah, and my attacks are a lot faster as well with that
of my autographed baseball cards. Yeah, that's so sick man. Oh, there's someone in there.
Oh, shit. Oh yeah, we're camping on it. Yep. We're gonna have a fucking meeting. Oh yeah,
as soon as they come through, I'm in to freeze bombing. They're gonna be a high friend. They're
They're out. They're out. They're out. They're out. Yeah, they just came out.
Grabbed him. Rangers got one injured up.
They were losing. That's pretty street-nursing there.
Alright, W.
Alright, there's one. That's the guy I got.
This guy is full blue.
Oh my goodness.
I should have ever dead inside.
Nice job, boys.
R.I.P. dude. Feels bad for them.
Hey man, they're fucking up the boss as multiple rangers.
Oh, baby.
Here, take this guy's shit, Des.
I mean, that's your class.
Yeah, yeah, I'm looted. I'm looted.
Bow guy here. I'm putting the look on the ground.
It's all blue. It's all blue.
Here you go.
I
Got all the blues around the ground
Wait, that's if that's where the nice
I give it all the hot
No, it's like
Ah.
Ready?
Let's do it.
Once the moonlight is so faint, you shall see into eternal stream!
She's gonna throw a thing at you.
No.
We're starting another way.
Damn, that was quick to get to second base.
Don't be recreated in our image!
Oh
full inventory and blue is very good
there's a silenced fatter on here
what's that?
it's a...
it's a...
it's a...
I just...
I'll use them...
the door opening thing
the door opening and closing like...
yeah, I've got those too
that's it
I'm just gonna say you can find me more easily
or I can like flank shit on your anger
probably the worst class you think so I might do I might fuck around with that
mimic powder jump scare people
yeah well you all have to have a rookie card no I didn't sign basically
just hide me at the bridge three weather nights and just fucking kick people off the bridge
hey try and sign you on deals that are like you see that attack $40 for the entire career like
right. We'll turn you into a random object and turn you into a big asshole. I'm not gonna do it.
You don't fuck with us.
I
Know it's down boys. Let's go come great work gentlemen great work
No, I kept nothing bro. I think I have like a pair of my
I have a pair of cleats that I wore
But like I had a I have my glove
And I had someone come over. I think it was a guy who was
Fixing no he was moving
Bridges he's moving my new fridge into my house and he was telling me about how his son
was just starting to play baseball and I was really enjoying it and this that and
the other so I gave him my glove said to give it to his son that's pretty much
the only thing I kept I gave it away
I didn't want to be up until you
hey black yeah you have to talk to him man
oh I accidentally double clicked and just sold something for your third of its price
This fuck me.
Hey, I could have given him my shoes, my cleats,
but I wear a size 16 and a half.
So I don't know if his eight year old son
would be able to wear those.
Probably not.
Yeah, 16.
You wanna see one of my shoes?
Let me go grab his shoes, y'all can see it.
Yeah, I'm out.
That's all right.
You sure?
I'll put it there.
is it one of my shoes is next to a Power Raid
Yep.
Get a pair of your wife's shoes?
No.
I know you're a freak.
Absolutely not.
too smart for that. Double thank you so much for the $20 super chat. Just tune in, can't
wait to play this game, how's it so far? Thank you for the $20. It's fun. I enjoy it. If you
like the sword fighting and stuff games, I think you'll like it. Yeah, that's Nick Merks
on his altar count. I'm six foot eight.
Six, six. Again, I've said this before and I'm gonna say it again, okay?
I would much rather be six foot six than six foot eight once you get past like
six four there's nothing that's good that comes from it it's all just being
more uncomfortable that's it that's all those extra two inches you can you can
Take them, keep them, I don't want them!
Have them!
Boo, think of the 20!
That do install your walk-in fridge?
We all know your ass needs a giant fridge.
It is a huge fridge.
How you going to lie?
I am almost level eight. I'm like one right away from level eight. Yeah. Okay. Let's try.
Trust me. I am fucking tired of this same map as well. I cannot wait to go to the next
one or the harder one show them a nurse
let us see that dog you want to see my dogs I got bear dogs right now I know if
you want to see my bear dogs I got no socks on
I think it's $20.
Get some drip.
Let me look.
Yo, just tell me the drip is fire.
Under.
Oh, shit.
This thing looks cool. Oh man, I gotta swipe the card. Give me a secondo here
You'll make me swipe too. I can't be going on without truck
Yeah, yeah, let me just let me swipe the card now. Oh
Wait, what happened why not buy this?
Go to watch tower upgrade landmark to collect once
Confirm this window will close and waypoint marker will appear
I
Don't I get the skin
Obtained from deluxe. Oh I gotta get the deluxe version for this one and then how
do I get this one? I locked by upgrading the Stardust Altar. Oh so I can't I can't
buy this one I have to get it in game. Some of them yeah there's some sets that
are from like the Battle Pass and stuff or you can just buy them outright and
usually get 50-50 of the free currency and they don't oh
That's the seasonal I want that one, but the forsaken I
Hate the hat on the forsaken bro
I don't like the bird
Celestial
Dude, I don't really like any of them I
I only like the purple one I guess I could get this one
What do y'all think do we buy this and just go like no hat I take the hat off
Oh you can mix and match the hats
All right, we're buying the deluxe. Give me a moment. How do I how do I get it?
Mistfall hunter
Deluxe
At the cart
Yes. Continue to payment. Swipe that fucking car, baby.
Oh, PayPal forgot who I was again.
Okay, I bought the deluxe.
Now what?
Now what?
Alright, what happens after I buy the deluxe?
Any idea?
Uh, open your inventory and then in the top right there's a wardrobe icon, like above
your character. And then you should have access to the forsaken skeleton outfit.
Okay, say all that one more time. Okay, press tab. Yeah, the wardrobe icon above your character
on the right underneath the coins. No. It's just the right side of your screen right next
your character, like right by his right shoulder. Oh yeah. Yeah, click that and then you should
have the Forsaken skeleton skin. I don't. But I restart. All right, restarting.
Worth it. I need my skin. I spent $14 on this. I'd better fucking have it.
Male!
All right.
Be honest, I look skinny today.
Paul Sackington, the third.
Bossed up his name, second of his kin.
Yo bro, you wanna know what my entire
YouTube algorithm is pushing me lately. Nothing but what's it called?
Climb. Nothing but... what's uh... shit. The dragon slayer? What's not slayer? The dragon...
and uh, shit, shit, help, help, what am I trying to say, help, help, Game of Thrones,
thank you, that's all that I see now bro, that's it, literally everything, everything
I think it's that damn dragon shit.
Oh, how do I get this one?
I
Spent more money
Yo, bro, how do I get this fire? How do I get this fiery sword?
Presta I've got a mall and then go to weapons
No the void flame the red one I feel like I have to that's a crazy sword no
That might be a grinding one. Let me just hit some blank
You're talking about the Kerio shop. Yes, that's about seventy two hundred of these oars
Yeah, how much is that? Oh my gosh, that's that's $60
Oh
Shit that's my shield and spear is pretty clean. It comes with custom animations, too
$60
Comes with a custom execute as well that use your primes. I'm buying it for each $60
Wait, what's each $60
Are you talking about that you're talking about the void flame weapons?
Yeah, you buy them individually what they're all $70 it's $7,200 each and that's $60
I say insufficient star-silver you're the refined star-silver bitch refined star-silver
use your primes right now we're tweaking use your fucking primes okay I'm swiping
10 moon lights over, we need 3000 of that, and moonlight nectar, what do you get moonlight
nectar?
Okay, confirm, confirm.
What the fuck is going on? I just swiped my card. What do I do?
Wait a minute
It's a random what is happening isn't a gotcha
Wait wait what's happening?
It's a it's a random amount of war hold on a second
I'm doing here
It's a random amount, bro!
Are you fucking kidding me?
This one has to be it.
Let's go up on one.
Ooh, ooh, it's big ones!
Come here, Salad.
618!
Wait, how many do I need again?
7200.
7200?
I got 32.
No way you got 32 for what?
You got 32 for what?
Middle, middle, middle, middle, middle.
32 for one I almost know a middle middle middle
Yo, bro, this is just gonna cost more than a hundred dollars I think
It's a hundred percent gonna cost more than a hundred dollars
455
Hey, baby, I'm losing all the money in here it is what it is you have to
I
Skipped it how much I get wow
I'm stuck on the middle the middle trust me the middle is gonna turn up
I told you that gotta be a lot how much can it be up to three bro we gotta get
one that's three thousand. Middle again.
284!
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
We are halfway there.
We are halfway there.
Oh you you wouldn't believe it oh it just it just kind of appeared lock it always the
middle it was always the middle
okay that's a couple god 305 we go again
It was always the middle. It was always the middle.
Those are, those are somewhat, 582. Come on! Come on.
Big money, big money, big money, middle, always middle, always middle!
Is this guy spending 150 bucks on us, yeah?
Yeah, he's trying to get the fucking- he's trying to get one of the weapons.
What? The weapons are that much?
Yeah, go in the shop and look, go to the mall, and then through here.
Always the metal!
Always the metal!
Check those ones with the custom metal.
There gotta be 700!
What?!
Always the metal!
Two sixty seven!
Bro, it's my last spin.
I'm about to be two hundred dollars in!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
What? That's the worst bloodshed!
How much do we need?
7200
You wouldn't believe it!
The gold just appeared!
Lock it!
Come on!
It was always the middle!
You son of a bitch!
I will go left one time and I guarantee you it's 250.
Left is terrible
Look at this your idiots
Terrible terrible terrible back to the middle
596 and we claim film and then we have officially obtained the sword of good fortune.
$14 turned into $214 rather fast though to be honest
It turned into it incredibly
Incredibly incredibly fast. I I don't know what just happened
What the fuck just happened
It's time to go to hell
hold on there's another one no I'm not gonna do it I am back boys I am back
okay check me out all ass head bro check me out certainly it's all head take the
sword out there yeah how much was that sword I got really lucky I got I got
really lucky like 20 bucks like 20 bucks
I'm not your wife you don't need to
I'm not your wife you don't need to
I tried to hit three times and a hundred dollars and I barely got it
oh Jesus it is what it is lock in boys I better at least get one kill with this
shit come on let's get out there I need you to put that fucking cosmic
get on and give it a twirl.
I can't buy the Cosmic, you gotta earn that one sadly.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can buy that.
Hold on a minute, I'll show you.
So you know that shit you just did to get that sword?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what you have to do is instead of pick a sword, you pick the spindly thing, and then
you upgrade your landmark here with, I believe, three of them.
Only three?
I gotta do this again.
Wait, it's pretty steep, no?
I only see...no. You have about like 7200 of them.
No, no, no, no, no. Those...there's 7200 each.
I think it's three of them. The first here is one, so I don't know why the other ones would be cheaper.
I'd assume they're the same. Anyway, I don't want to do it again, boss.
It's another 300?
Alright, hey!
I mean, this shit might be a thousand!
500 bucks!
What the fuck?
Let's get after it!
You might have to spend $1,000 for a scam, though.
You might have to for the country.
You're a celestial being!
You're a celestial being!
Ready?
Just think about the fear you would instill in our enemies.
I saw you walking around.
That guy could swipe a card like nobody's business.
Yeah, they'd kill you in your full green.
Yeah, they know exactly which one touches.
hold on do we think no one in the game has done this yet it's possible this
could be a first you gotta do it you gotta do it I haven't seen this last
you're being in my lobby
Well, I thought I thought apex fucking skin prices were bad this shit is a great world first
Sounds like a pretty cool title
No we can't let's go ready up let's get in there I got my sword and I look like an idiot
that is good enough for me you got it ready up wait can I get I hate the hat I fucking
hate the hat dude I can't lie yeah that hat's fucking horrible can I take the hat off can
I is that possible yeah it is get here one job you can change the helmet no hat okay
It's so much better.
Oh, it's so much better.
I think almost all of the skins that were in that shop look way worse than the one that Night Sleep also had.
I mean, the only one I would want other than this one is Celestial.
That's literally it.
I really like the Celestial Mistbale or the Stardust one.
down
yes this is pretty cute
all of those
that's from a task
i want the bell on my head
well no my wife just asked me why did i get three alerts
don't worry about it baby
don't worry about it
what?
you've got that
You got to remember he's 15 hours in he's about in 30 minutes behind a lot of stations
No, I walked away
You grab a water when you're talking by a saying
You're ready up man. I
Did read it before what happened? Let's get in there. I
Got a sip of bruce you with my my first yeah, what are you gonna say?
Well, we gonna say sip of bruce you with my book
Well, I was trying to think of what the girl version of broski is, but like you go say
bitch, that's what you go say.
No, no, no.
Go hide it.
What?
You heard of here first?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
He's sexist, you heard of him first.
What?
No, no.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
skin's equal skill right oh it's because I got a bus to finish around someone you
fuck me
Why didn't you sip it? You're still in the middle of this!
Yo David, I'm so sorry!
I must be alone at the bar!
Guys, baby, guys!
I'm just going to go to the bursky way, dude!
Okay, Ted, you're going over to the mountain, mateys!
We're out of the maximum amount of people that...
I'm not going to read that too quick!
Thanks so much for the gift!
Bursky nosky!
Oh, god...
Oh, fuck yeah!
attributes and the fixes are all chopped now give me in there maybe we can we can
dig the cat first
which skill do you get a custom effect for at that time I don't know
I know you're gonna touch them finisher. It's your C. They look very custom.
Okay, I will report it did not help with my skill.
what the fuck hey dodge that man lock it
Very good very good you bastard oh shit never mind good for you
I'm not proud of it chat. I'm not proud of it. It is what it is
any players nothing designs out there let's go link up with the how miss
I don't know if I can go to test this time.
No, no, luckily I am a master gambler.
What is this?
I don't know if I'm allowed to open this.
I'm getting up to small, so I don't get too active.
Probably have to wait. Probably have to wait to see if I'm allowed to open that.
I'm fucking stuck. This is so bad.
Oh no. Oh this is terrible timing.
I didn't know. I didn't know.
I just got a pack and I'm so sorry, I'm coming.
One of them's a gank, gank.
One of them's a gank.
I'm giving up.
They're feeling it.
Try to come.
Don't get too much out.
Yeah, I hear you.
Oh, I didn't know.
I'm distracting.
Don't get carried.
Oh.
I'll try to get him up.
I'll try to keep him off there.
Pat, you just, you crouch in the corner.
New team, get me down.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
What the fuck is this?
I just got stuck, bro.
Ow, I can't get them out of here.
Unforged.
Yeah, that's quite a thank you, Gus.
Unforged.
Are they fighting?
I'm going to try to grab those as shit and we can just death.
Yeah.
I'll hold the door.
Get a hold of the shit.
I'm waiting to see what's happening the series is like choosing someone they already killed
Yeah
Get the hell out of here
Yeah, I mean we're right here next to the other side of the map I agree
That's so unfortunate I literally just got a package
And I was like showing it to chat and I put my headphones back on and you are dead
there's a guy killed earlier they got stuck in a glitch spot and I could
do his body because every time I would go they just when you shot you off the
mount well at least we were able to lose your body look at the positives
it's almost almost 12 you would have gotten the most
I believe you want to make it more serious
How'd the ledge when you jump over that?
Oh, shit balls.
There's a ladder right here.
Shut the doors behind us.
Yeah.
not good at all
this way
try not to act like that
you can open the door
oh he's on you
let's kill these then just play high ground
got 30 seconds on that one side's up all
I think it's up 20 seconds
like over here they might be dead person in us
I'm going to go now, I'm going now.
Going to mob right now.
Bring the time.
Keep on wiggling, friend waiting.
Check on them.
They don't look that good.
Come on, come to me, come to me.
Follow them.
I wasted a fire pot.
Come to me, come to me, come to me.
There's a good spot over here that we can hold and there's also mobs, but I think they'll
de-agger off me.
Can you open that door?
Yeah, opening now.
We're going to have something to kill, right whenever I open.
We'll start killing it.
I have a key door, sorry, I have a key to shut the door in, so...
I hope I'm all just going to be shot in the face.
Yeah, there's some fireball. They want to come.
They're not coming. They're not active, but...
They won't be able to kill a PV in time.
No, I think we're good.
Yeah, they're on their way.
You hold gay I'll kill this yeah
I don't think you can follow.
No, we're gonna have to fight.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, let's fight.
Knock you down.
Yeah, okay, move.
Just keep dodging, spammy arm.
I'm looking to shoot at a one.
Keep popping a one.
I have no one left.
Suck it, man.
Yeah, I'm just stuck. I'm just stuck, bro. Just stuck.
Unforged. Just hard stuff, man.
Superman, man.
You carried me there?
Unfortunate.
No, I'm... look.
I'm gonna be honest the biggest heap of dog shit I've ever played is getting
spammed by a guy hitting left click and me not being able to do anything about
it like I legitimately hurt in my core when that happens I mean this guy just
gets to beat the fuck out of me and I just I can't do anything I'm just getting
my ass chewed I feel like it makes the 1vx just so hard man yeah once you use your break
through just don't get enough space off people you can kind of shift like I'm sitting there
trying to fight this guy and he like I have no more horn so I can't pop a potion cuz I
get any separation and he is just able to beat my ass for free. I just I just have to watch him as
he abuses me. Are you yelling late? Yeah we can go to the next boat thank goodness.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, I lost a shit ton of health trying to extract
I mean, what is my gear right now?
I don't even know what I'm wearing.
Shrive.
Wraith.
Am I wearing a tank build?
I'm wearing a tank build.
We'll try this out, see if it helps a little bit, maybe it'll be a little bit, have a little
bit more health in these fights.
It's a fun game.
It's a fun game, it's just, the combat is very spammy.
Like, you get into an exchange with somebody
and you're losing, you're going to continue losing.
Like, it's very hard to turn a fight
once you've already like,
it's like fighting somebody in real life, bro.
Whoever gets the first punch is pretty much
winning the fight for the most part.
But it could also be like, I mean, bro,
I just, it could be a skill issue.
Like I just don't know the game well enough
to be able to turn the fight for all I know, you know?
Like, especially in these combat games,
it's not like FPS is where it's like,
oh, I'll just shoot him in the face.
Like, it makes it a little bit harder.
After casting any great sword skill, press left click to branch into pursuit.
Ooh, I like that.
Withering Mark can pass through enemies to hit more targets and its knockback effect
is enhanced. What are we thinking here? Withering mark enhanced could be nasty.
Have you been hit by a grenade yet? Not like. I don't feel like it. I feel like
The freeze is better than the nade
What kind of like the back nade withering mark immediately execute enemies affected
by wisdom because it stops you from being able to use breaks there
Like that could be nasty though and combo somebody
Could not be nasty you think a small window to get extra extra
Hey, what do you think?
What are you guys?
What do you think of instant weather or impalement?
I'm
Pailment
My my withered like whenever I throw that little like hang it can
Pass through enemies and hit multiple people and it also the knockback is in now take instant weather
Take instant weather. That's what I was thinking too
Yeah, because you'll be able to apply weather with other stuff you want your skills with your great sword to trigger
Your weather and they can actually
Got it. Cool. All right. Sounds good.
Let's see if I can buy a blue helmet or hopefully...
I had one fuck me there we go
some potions and I'm ready
ready to rock all righty we're doing the chaos mode right
uh yeah what do you think chaos mode in the first one yeah chaos mode first
match okay yeah i think the next match is level 12
oh you have to do this out yeah i'm sorry to um what is it in some stuff
The wind has stopped.
I will talk to Dave.
Hey, I'm ready.
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding ding dong ding dong ding dong ding ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong.
What the fuck is going on?
What do you think?
You really are.
What's happening?
going full to level 2. What's that at? Is this it?
I knew you'd cost me a lot of money.
Oh is Summit ready?
Is he on?
Okay, well he has to do the tutorial anyways if he hasn't already done it, so.
Alright boys, I got time for one more and then I gotta go link up with Summon for our
Are you guys ready?
Did I already drink my wand
Yeah, I already drank it I forgot who were playing with during this let me see
Who we playing with we are playing with summit and Timmy. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go
Yes, I'm into me
No, I am not playing Russ. No sir Reebok
No, it's Timmy I think.
Yeah, it's Timmy.
Yeah, I yeah, I don't I've never well back in the day I used to play rust a little bit, but
rest is I just it's too much of a time commitment man like these guys are going to be on 24 hour
streams and for three days it's just that doesn't sound fun to me way too much of a
time commitment
and
Let's go!
We will not die we will not die
have you done how early it does?
yeah. there's a high roller, what's the difference?
I like this one.
and people have to bring in a certain amount of gear
oh we don't have safety, killing this guy
oh wait, no
just hold on
What?
Like why does my C not work? I don't understand.
People coming from the river.
We have to open the door, let's see.
Now they're down in the river bed.
Let's go this quick.
Double Ranger, those are bots.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh wait, it's your guest's first game.
Oh, I get to see my execute
It's no different
I do have an acquaintance. Oh, I didn't quit the execute part. Oh
Man
Oh wait, I just got another player
I really had one came up box when we came out over the first time
Jack remind me to equip that. I gotta see it. Yeah.
Could have just been bugged.
I
Mean a lot more identify
Mentors the boss
You know we're gonna do all these side missions
I don't have too much time. I got seven minutes
I'm a ceiling right now. I just jumped and took so much damage. Yeah, I thought I could fucking walk down my lunch
I mean, there's a waterway here that we can walk through.
There shouldn't be that many harpies, should be like one or two, maybe, unless a different
high roller.
Yeah, I'm enjoying myself for sure.
Good.
And walking towards a big boss, like, mini boss guy, we can put them in a pinch on it.
I don't know, they're not really.
Yes, mister. Yes, like
Yeah, they had the exact same stuff as the last ones.
Yeah.
Let's just do boss and fuck off.
It's definitely weird that they put boss in me first, like, run on high roller.
Like, you should, like, know the game by now, no?
Yeah, Claude, thank you so much for the fiber, bro.
I appreciate you, man.
the difficulty and shit
Yeah, she have different mechanics and all the hitting order now. There's it's harder
Oh
I'm coming so damn.
Accept my punishment.
No one.
Come on right now.
I'm out.
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my god.
Is that it?
Nice.
Coming.
He's dying.
Hands up.
I'll try to get all three of the odds, he has to sweep that side.
No, I'm just gonna make
I got him off, I got him off
I'm killing the archer
Yeah, I'm killing him
Archer dead
You're gonna get a little one after
He's going up, careful
Um, just me!
Not that much
Jesus, kill one of them first time.
Kill the other one.
That boss is on me, just kill him.
No big damage.
Nice!
She dies here. She does it. No way.
Get out quick and lay low. She's enriched.
Oh my gosh, there's so many
Shit for you two bows, let's be nice
Okay, not terrible
No, it's basically whoever like
Reveals the loo on those questions
Everything else is just first first one. That's like it
But like if I pull a gold out of the question mark no one can take that gold from me. I get that that's mine
That makes sense
It's kind of like a gamble on which one you pick
I
Hello this way yeah, we're gonna go up over here
This people you're up here down below
No, there's a whole another
I'm back. I'm back. There's a bot trying to figure out how to work a ladder here
Six million lights for the door how to go fucking through my day six million lights
I'm getting fucked up on a boat today!
Awesome!
Oh, six million to life.
Yeah, my lord, just take all this shit.
Okay, man.
This?
This? Yeah.
Oh, nice.
I
Have you got shrimps today?
You got scrims so like you're like in the pro scene pro scene
Yeah, yeah, oh shit. That's fucking dope
Yeah, I was in Paris
What team are you on?
Right now I'm signed a menace us it here's on the OG TSN
I don't have zero idea who tears
Imperial house
Almond man
Home and joy
be honest with me bro is it was designed good or not
the greatest player to touch the game he did he did almost win land if it wasn't
for enemy apex twice
the son reputation of being a terrorist I mean never gave me place yeah it's
guy the normal no yeah you know listen bro he's the only person
someone far and be able to predict the future of that guy's life decisions in a video game
I know my design put a tin foil on the green armor, I don't know.
They don't know.
Bro, I remember when I first saw it, I first started really hanging out with design during
like the Arc Raiders days and we played a little bit before with like me and McCam, but
that was like whatever I first got to play games with him and he would come up with some
of the most obscure realities in his head and sometimes they were right.
Most of the time, okay, asterisk on that.
Well, Dez was in the HGL, so I mean that checks out.
Alright boys, GG's.
All of my gear just disappeared.
Help, help, did I believe?
What?
I don't know why.
I'm coming, Summon, I'm coming.
What's up, you nutsack?
What's up, you sanga nuts?
Yo, dude, I have been watching you I have literally I think I missed the one game
I missed y'all lost so I'm gonna be real and with double OT and I'm sorry
Are you probably lost because of me me not being there?
The team is better than us on paper that last team
So we're all pretty like happy you've given them a run and think we should have won the game
And we brought in a coach to kind of help kind of help understand of where we faltered on that
I watched that as well. I lost them break down unnecessary peaks and
Dude, I'm up. I've been listening man. It's awesome. I'm pumped for you guys doing a lot better
I don't say you're doing a lot better than I expected, but you're doing really really good
Thanks, dude. Thanks, dude. Oh man. Fucking awesome. Have you already did the tutorial?
My couch should have it done all over with the I don't think so
I played this game before yeah I think it's all new now oh really maybe uh maybe
people do we play like a like a earlier version like a demo or something
before I can't remember oh we played in alpha I think I don't know did we play
the last one together we did we did yeah maybe we didn't we did okay yeah we
dead. Okay, so you ended up playing the big
wither night. Yeah, I'm playing withering or
wither night. Yeah. Last time I played I played
Shadow Shricks. I don't see it. I kind of want to
I
Might
Your guys like a two-handed sword like a beat ass dude, right? Oh, yeah sort of the massive damage
Maybe I should be like a mercenary where a common son of the belt
If you could engage enemies up close utilizing the proficiency weapons like hammers swords and shields their exceptional abilities and head-on fights
Make them a versatile force equally effective and see I think we use this guy and then Timmy will probably be the deeps you and him
and I'll tank
and I'll have a mercy
I'm gonna go long-haired Aragorn style mercy
listen all I'm gonna tell you is bro
don't start opening for no iron
that you can gamble it ain't worth it
and it ain't worth it
okay
okay wait you can wait what did you
you can gamble bro I saw this sword
and I was like I want that sword
three hundred dollars later I got this silver
hahahaha
I couldn't pull nothing
that'll happen
that'll happen
oh my god, I look sick
got a big ol hammer
well, I think while Summit's doing his thing chat
do we go and
Shit, I'm not just some it I'm something for third
Boss of his name second of us can
I'm a crack this is quick as possible
Use used to obtain avatar do
I mean Avatar do
Web of fate
Oh keychain
Oh, it's an avatar of do got it. All right. Well, let's go jump into a solo while he's doing his thing
I'm gonna be honest, I absolutely think the axes are fucking useless
I
Won't potion
Oh, you're right. I could go and level up my wizard. No, I want to stay on Ballsackington.
That's awesome. Hell yeah, fuck him.
Guys, the sacred prison key.
I missed it.
Oh my god, I'm on an A-servers!
Levels gonna be nuts will be in sub it dies fine, man
It's fine we goog we goog
Let me hold 20 till next week main
Pro trying to artificially increase key prices I
I could 1v1 and beat you all.
Follow my loyal fans at Cute Cat Girl.
Oh my gosh.
Free advertisement, shit.
Guys, the sacred prison key from auction gives 1,700 gold when you use it.
Yo, we have to combat these artificial, say, everyone say the sacred key sucks.
The sacred key sucks.
Don't let him do this.
Yes, but that guy's trying to sell it for more I think.
Oh, oh, he don't care.
What what's have a long enough attack buddy, holy shiples
Yeah, it is probably cooks you off the count that loyal cap thing or in doubt it
go to the quest wonderful man yeah sounds good I want to dodge it anyways
He's looking heat
While we kill that guy no reason there's no chest there
I think so I'm sorry I'm gonna fight right now
Oh
I'll happen just murdered this fool other player here
Maybe not
Yeah, Timmy is I believe playing with us. I think so
Oh, let's go ahead up to the quest now
That poor guy couldn't get a spell off to save his life. Every time he tried, I just interrupted it.
I'm really bad at hitting. Do you have an ability where you have to hit both clicks at the same time?
Oh, no.
No, I have like a dash and then I have like a whirlwind.
I just proc like a big damage and I heavy attack spam and kill.
Where are all the keys at? I haven't found a fucking key yet.
You better not let me down.
I guess...
I'm gonna go there.
Nothing here.
Nine? Let's go.
What's the point of this game?
Same as every other attraction shooter man, survive.
Survive and dominate, bro.
Do your quests, get loot, sell loot on the auction house, get young wizard rich, dominate.
Love that.
Love that.
Love that love that
On what we continue
So
Oh, it's that.
There he is.
The barrier has been lifted into a basement.
Okay.
Okay.
Head to the warehouse to prepare.
Yeah, I think he was like getting fucking mentally prepared, I don't know.
Wait, bro, that's not the right one I was supposed to go over here?
No, I wasn't supposed to go there. I was supposed to go there!
Oh, kill me!
Well, good to know. That's how the quests look whenever we're on it.
They don't just go to any of the four diamonds like I thought.
Dagonic.
Son of a bitch!
On what?
Alright, I'm at the boat right where I go explore. Should I get on that boat first?
Yeah, I think so. I think you have to do one by yourself and then we can link up, for sure.
I don't want to read the charm.
That summit, yes sir, we're playing with Lil Sum Sum today.
Lil Sum!
Oh, I get up there, guess what?
the
other game the combat is similar to this one
I
Nice
Oh, man. It seems humans aren't entirely useless after all.
Come on, big pull.
All gas.
Oh yeah, they got some jiggle mechanics in this game. Let me tell you all something now.
Yeah, you lose everything when you die, yes, sir.
I'll hit this quest on our way out.
Oh, they be jiggling then.
Ain't that the truth?
Ain't that the truth?
I
Will know I want to do this first while leaf
Is that it right there?
Is there controller support?
Well, I'm pretty sure the game is on console, so I have to think that there is controller
support right maybe I'm crazy for thinking that but I'm pretty sure
quickly follow those butterflies for would be free
yes it does there you go
Excuse me puppy.
Are you kidding me?
I'm getting what, Bob Bell?
Jesus!
My goodness gracious, I'm getting my kick slapped by a bell!
Alright, I'm going to go pee, and then someone should be ready, and we're ready to rock and
roll.
I should have waited like 2 minutes before I could use this extra.
Hello.
How you doing?
Good.
I got a bus.
Dylan, Dylan.
We are ready to game.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Alright.
You got a bus.
Dylan, Dylan.
We are ready to game.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Alright.
All right, let's do this shit
Get out of this in a minute
Yeah
As the grind been going man
Good good. Did you finish all those games? You know
Not even close
Oh we're getting there we're getting there. Hell yeah. What's the easiest one so far? Be honest.
I'll be 8x you know. Yeah true. Yeah. I'm only on my third game right now.
Damn bro. Yeah R6 is killing me right now. I don't know how you doing it.
Nick got me on R6 and I've been hating my life ever since I touched it.
Well, you're still doing the max rank in every or like those FPS games that you you listed.
Yeah, Counter Strike to 30k.
You did Apex and what you're doing R6 right now.
Yeah, trying to go to champ one, some kind of a Max Max.
Oh, shoot.
How's that go?
Um, it was going good.
And then I got into like a wall and then I was just like, I don't know, it's kind of hard.
Like a lot of like.
It's like 50-50 if I get a good teammate, and then also just
some cheaters everywhere, but thankfully that game has rolled back.
Oh, shit, that's as much cheaters as I get around, Seth.
I've heard it's disgusting.
I saw one of the pro guys I played with, Nick.
He was in a tournament, and supposedly there was this team
that no one's ever heard of, no one's nothing,
and they beat everybody, just like dog walked everybody in the tournament.
So now there's...
They're wondering if the guy was cheating or not.
Oh shit.
You gotta go up to that pool summit above you and you gotta ring the bell up there.
You gotta kill the bell and then ring that bitch.
Oh, it's up there, I see it.
Yeah.
Just tell me that it was gonna sponsor me.
Oh.
at bell will give it to you they got to be careful around that thing
but say he's beat my head I just try to leave a raid got my shit whacked by that
bell
I mean I could just sit here and think like we at the end of a raid I'm to HP
I'm just trying to get out and that bill jumps out the sky and starts beating the hell out of me and I die
I'd lose my mind
I lose your entire kid bro. I'd lose my shit
That's how I'm playing down
We're good, bro
Summit what's your name? I'll add you
it's summit the third and by the end of it yep there you have me what's yours
my name are you both second that's me also second in first of his name second
I have a skin.
Got it.
I'm here.
The... how do I accept your invite?
F5 maybe?
That or hate Q?
I mean by two oh
Did you do your first dungeon to me oh
My god, there it is
There it is
Yeah, well, I can get to go right in its moment. Yeah, you go ahead do that. We'll go run a quick one as well
Can I just not run to like an extract or is the extracts that you have to do like this mini quest
It doesn't take hardly anything and then you just go straight to an extract and you're done. She put it on do I see
It's only solo and trios
Still up
Well in the game's defense
in our briefs instead and I quote do the tutorial before you get into the game so
You know, it's not the game's fault tell this one guys. All right. I think it might be dumb and dumbers fault on this one
No, I guys I
Listen bro, you're gonna see people are gonna play the game for three seconds
And they're gonna say oh, I hate it. Oh, I hate it or oh, I love it. Oh, I love it
Listen man, it really just depends on what you enjoy in video games. That's it. It's literally it. What do you enjoy?
Do I hate it? No, I like it. I think it's fun. Do I hate certain things about it?
Of course, that's every game. Do I enjoy the fact that I get spammed and I die?
No, of course not. Do I enjoy different things like the extract being the way it is? Not particularly
But I enjoy the vibe. I love the third person fighting.
I think the game feels good. It runs fantastic now that the stutters are gone.
That's good and bad. It's just like literally every game that's ever been made.
Well, I'm thinking about a piper.
I didn't enjoy paying $200 for a fucking sword.
I have to apply these points?
I think we have...
Okay, now we're going to ask Q. Ready?
We are...
A.
Oh
Oh shit summit unready me f10 come over to her and come make yourself a musky
Drink a victory wine
It's a little buff every raid.
Oh, he don't care.
He's taking his IRL buff right now.
Let me go ahead and start this up.
Why am I throwing up all heart emoji?
Get this off of me!
Yeah, exactly Nathan it all just depends
Was the gear progression like Dark and Darker yeah
I
Actually got some gear on dude. I almost thought that you're just talking about real life for a second
Like a hobo and I thought the next sentence is gonna be wall hutch is looking like all fucking clean cut and shit
Yeah, I appreciate you. I know you were thinking about saying fat there for a second
And I appreciate you holding back. That's see. That's why you're my boy, you know
Nipples though, you know, hey you motherfucker
What? What?
Slipping slide, local champion, two years running guys.
That was because I have a hidden...
Here's your belly.
I have a...
That's friction.
No, that's because I have figured it out.
No, there's...
Okay.
That's because I've figured it out.
Extra baby oil, right before I slide in there.
Who had a rough?
Yo, you want to hear something funny though?
One time, all of a sudden, one of those...
We're talking about a slip-and-slide
One time I was at home on one of them cruises. I won the belly flop competition
You ever been on a cruise?
You ever been on a cruise? I have actually I've never been on a cruise. I'm actually
Don't go on. I'd be pretty nervous. I'd be pretty nervous. No one I'd be scared that I would get motion sickness
um and our seasickness we're just gonna call it and uh and too you know I'm not a big fan of being
dead smack in the middle of the fuck. So I'm telling you I didn't know the significance of this
competition I didn't know that they recorded and it's on so like when you're on a cruise you don't
have any TV they don't they give you like two movies to rent so the entire TV channel is just
like what the cruise ship is making of like what has happened and that was on
like day two of a seven-day cruise so everybody was just watching my belly
flop competition I have people coming up to me and the elevator like yo I saw
you belly flop I was good shit that put me up you're lying
ask your chance ask your chance
I'm not lying I had no idea
the belly flop guy for the rest of the crew
the rest of the crew is people walking up to me
you and that guy
wanna see what I'm saying
yeah it was me
oh dude that was me
yeah she was a selfie
yeah I got a sheet
you and that guy you were inside the autograph
no problem
can we go through this
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I didn't move ahead.
Kill shade.
I'm going to quick stretch.
I'm chilling.
Yeah.
all righty, where are we?
Throwing ass dabs.
Got a good Christian team man on the team.
The Lord is with us.
Lock in.
So, our third player is just, uh, just like our man's got, right?
Yep.
that
not a way that gets off
Oh shit, I'm a big-ass hammer too!
What the fuck?
Try your abilities, see what you do.
You're killing ye.
Oh, baby, baby.
Girl, baby.
I'm about to be beaten ass now, bro.
These things open up a fucking can of worms
So when we go into these raids we want to do these questions
They get some damn rings rings keys
Very good, very good.
Got me a chess piece.
Oh nice, nice.
That's a good start-up attack dude.
My Q building.
It's like a charge.
You're more of the first with third person?
I love first persons, bro.
That's my favorite.
Love first persons.
You got two weapons too, right?
I got this and then I also got this right here. Oh, I forgot to bring it. I got this bowl
Yeah, I'm ball. Yeah, don't leave them. Raise the Sun
Open up this hand before our team made this
You got that yeah, I grabbed one you got the other one
There's one right here
I'm revealing it. I'll drop it here if it's anything crazy.
Ooh!
Nice!
Very good!
Watch out for that wall there!
What is that noise?
Oh my gosh!
Oh, shit. God.
Oh, there's my big boy back.
Nyeh!
Neckliss in there.
Where am I? I'm far away from here.
I love that. I love that.
It might be a road.
The barrier has been lifted.
Oh, he died. He died to these mobs.
Open up a chest.
Beaten ass. We're beating ass. Grabbing a chest.
I'd be a team there as a dead player right here
And keep that right oh come look this guy you might have things for you. I don't know
Yeah, look at his in his inventory right here his boots for you
Well, we go here next.
Yeah, a little solo-dello.
I'm trying to come up on some things, I guess.
I
Would not
The fall damage does I mean it hurts in this game
Better careful of the heights my plane
I
Well looks like you have a stun to
I mean that's every game of the global chat, bro people don't even play the game they just yeah
Like oh people can see what I'm saying I have to talk gotta be insane oh bro it's nuts
I think the biggest thing is in the PVP is like super stuff like you got to get the first step
Or you just sit there with your dick and get in the absolute daylight speed out of you
Thanks, Don.
Thanks, Don.
This is a nice 4th soul.
Very nice, very nice.
Who's this for?
Sorcerer.
I'll come grab a chest before your boy takes it hurry
My mother's ass
All right, fuck you then man, you don't get none of these hands sorcerer
Oh, this was the okay, cool. All right
Timmy any update is he muted I'm here. I'm going to the extra. Alright, cool. We'll head to one test
I'm not getting any stutters you're probably just downloading what's it called
I can help oh
No, not this guy that extract
There this is the one where you go to but you can only put a couple things and you lose everything else
There's some fixes I had stutters as well dude DLSS to FSR and
Cap your FPS at 120. I haven't had a stutter since
of
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
Nice nice nice
I'm extracting we are almost at the extract ourselves we're here now you're leaving
forward the butterfly's all the way even you to be a black man
Onwards?
They're any pvp? Yeah, yeah we just haven't gotten any pvp, that's right
We'll get in some with trios with Timmy for sure
Yeah, yeah, we were here at the beginning of the raid
Okay, it's not real.
Yeah, it has to be a boss.
I
Gg I like how we I like how we just as we walk through
Probably snagging on that to your baseball yeah, yeah, I couldn't resist getting a handful I couldn't resist
We're gonna make playoffs and then we're gonna be and then you know
No, no, no, that's for big boy stuff
That's the only thing I am they don't require that when I was playing
You know, it's funny as you say that's I'm at one point so I was playing 1.6 many years ago
And it was only the invite teams used to have to go to land for finals every year
And then the one year that I was playing main they had the main team go to land
So I had to actually drive from California to Texas
And but we made we ended up getting second in Maine we beat the first place team
Put them in the lower bracket. They won their way back up. We play them in finals and ESA asked us if we would be okay
With not having them beat us twice
But instead just having one VO3 where we
Choose you and you fucked up and you said yes, and we said yeah
Yeah, we had to end the music, yeah, that's a good place.
But we still ended up making second place
just to make it a second place, but what was not all good
was I got cut after that, so.
Ha ha ha, that was a good shot, so.
It all happened, it all happened.
So I spent so many years idolizing 1.6 invite players,
like my dream was always to make it,
and i finally make it i didn't get to play in it
no way
yeah
but in csgo i played in back
still sick
still cool
alright we're finally together boys
No, I was trying, Dads, I was trying to give you wizard gloves man the whole time.
I didn't do anything.
Um, like ready up, or is it just auto good?
No, yeah, ready, I picked Q, just hit ready.
Got it, ready.
Make sure, Timmy, you drink your victory wine if you have this option, you get to pick
like two things that's going to make you stronger, or drink it before every rain.
Oh, you can't do that yet?
their shop I can like buy and sell things typically you can buy some from the
auction house right over here but if you just want to buy and sell regular ship
this guy's the shop I see if there's actually that opens I'm probably gonna
be higher level yeah I'll be over there soon
hey very nice very nice
these things are a g my pots cost more than some of these stuff like Jesus
hot three pots and I'm broke you make a lot we'll go do like some mini bosses and
maybe even the main boss as well upgrade the tavern
I'm good, get ready.
Holy shit, it's expansive.
Let's do it.
Oh, dude, never mind.
We're at seven of a pops.
A full team.
We gotta find full teams.
We only found a solo last game, dude.
I gotta set my quest real quick.
You have to cancel your invite, maybe?
Or not your invite.
Sorry, everybody up.
I think I'm good.
Cool.
Oh, wait, great.
Am I the one that you're right?
And so we see my blessing I
Am I don't even know what this is called. Yeah, what class am I again? I'm forgetting
Mercery
withering night withered nights
basically I have proc like damage on you
and then I do big damage after I can like proc it
I
Personary slaps, yeah
All right, I say we do until we find people yeah, yes, sir
down let's go it you are here to uh oh yeah we'll go like the middle of the map
you can go this way i've been playing all day today
you would um but what class do you think is like this i think whatever you can get up on somebody
and not let them use a singular attack is the best like whenever you're fighting like archers
or rangers are really good because you guys do a crazy damage you're playing
ranger right yeah you have an ability where it's like one shot charged up and
you do but you also die instantly if I get on you and you don't dodge so if
you're like stuck and you're getting spammed just you need to try and shift
and back up from him
I should put an air on something
My bag
That hell
No, I think we'll get some players we'll get a lot but we'll get some
Yeah, this way we're gonna go to the boss if no one's at the
boss to the the mini bosses then we'll just do them. We'll go here first. That's good. Actually let's go here first.
Oh shit there's a bow here. Can't you hop on the ground?
Yeah, he's coming.
Can I get you to the right?
Go to the right.
Thank you.
Yeah.
There's a staff on there too.
Alright.
Oh shit.
I'm guessing the blue...
the blue icon is
the serious icon is
my pet
i think
sounds good
hang real quick
maybe
are they fighting?
yeah
I feel like my guy just like was my guy's clearly a new player and I just beat the shit out
I
Let's go
Wait seal to be lifted
Does that mean someone's in here
Couldn't tell you brother
I don't remember
someone might be in there or the raid isn't hasn't gone long enough I don't
know which one anyone know okay all right let's go do this mini boss over here
boys might be a team come back and we'll do the main boss
One minute till it opens.
Well, it might actually take care of you.
Oh, you're good.
You got it.
Cancel.
I'm coming.
Oh, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
That's how we have this mob in here too.
Yeah, I'll kill mom.
The barrier has been made.
No big deal.
No way!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can't do an attack
Walk out of that summer if you get
One day she's one day I got you holy fucking nutsack Batman
Oh yeah.
Oh wow.
Oh yeah.
What is this?
Range.
It might be a ring actually better for you Timmy.
See?
Here.
I know.
Right here.
Well this pendant could be good for you too. It's maximum health.
Some more health for you.
Someone take that. Purple.
That might actually be good for something.
something take whatever man I'm down from a different head take that tender you
won't be able to use it but you're gonna have it if we go you know up a gear
level right now so you can't bring it back yet after the raid
Oh, gotcha.
Does anyone not have a green ring yet?
Uh, yes, I do.
I do have a green ring.
Yes, I do.
Nice.
That's a tough little boss right?
Oh it's a warm up, now we're doing the big boss.
Alright, that was not the big boss. No.
New things to know, hang number one. This boss is gonna
cause arms to come out of the ground. You'll see them, they'll be like a highlighted area.
If the arm grabs you it's gonna make a mimic of you that's gonna come and kill us.
Go fuck yourself. Don't get grabbed by an arm. Alright?
second thing when she slides yeah it's like if I it's one of those were like
pops up like I'll do right second attack he's gonna take flight she's all fly
don't let her fly into you tons of damage other than that Peter ass let's do
it he's easy enough now teams cannot come behind us on this bus but once we
Please, we can wait outside and wait for us.
Okay.
I should have?
Once.
Yeah, go ahead.
It's our blaster.
The moonlight is profaned.
You shall sink into a terrible dream!
Don't get hit by those bubbles.
Yes.
Arms coming.
I got grabbed.
Oh my god
Check out my mimic.
Yeah, I'll take your mimic.
Is that it?
Isn't true, you little heart.
It's been sold.
I don't know.
shall be your prey
oh i died
whoa i got flashed
who's got this?
oh man
Okay.
I'm gonna sell you, baby.
Return to me!
Yeah, chill, for a little.
Oh, gosh.
I
So
My gosh
Here's your heart, that's the heart of some of the guys in the right.
You're going to die, you're going to die, you're going to die!
It's time to die!
I'm just gonna have more.
And just all those things which is not good.
Fuck those out of here if you can.
That's bad.
Fuck.
We're dead, we're dead, we're dead.
We're gonna have a problem, I think.
Tell me if you can?
Oh, I'm not new to over here. We're dead.
I'm dead. Can I revive another one or should I not?
Yeah, yeah, I'm reviving now.
Oh, you give up?
Keep going. I'm reviving.
I'm not sure what's wrong with this.
Returning to the living world.
A soul cannot wander alone for too long.
She's fully reset. Thank you peace boys. Just come over here. Hit the portal out
More gear you'll put more damage on will be okay. That's an hour. Oh, yeah, it's difficult
All right. Oh team right here
Go over there Archer
Yeah, focus Archer first
Nice
I killed my guy
Not for your own, not for your own damn
Not for your own damn
I killed him
You gotta kill him also
Just beating the hell out of me
of
of
the
Well damn chicken!
Got blue bracers.
Alright, I'm completely out of meds almost.
Let's get the hell out of here. I'm out of meds boys.
I'm gonna start the extract.
How many of you?
Yeah, I think they will at duo lobbies once the servers are like filled up.
Like if there's like a lot of people playing I think they will.
Yeah.
I am on the verge of death.
We're back.
Yeah, indeed.
I got a proper gear.
Got some better gear.
Nice.
Alright, I'm back first run.
Not much PvP.
Hey, you can't see Slab.
Okay, get...
I thought the boss was kinda easy and then they started turning up a little bit.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, it's like Elden Ring in the Phase 1, Phase 2.
The Phase 1 is pretty simple, but Phase 2, like when she spawns those mimics, if we don't
kill them, she'll feel.
Then she can spawn all of us at once, which is hell.
It gets pretty rough.
But once you guys have blue gear, we'll kill him, we'll kill him pretty quick.
Bro, is getting dropped for saying this isn't sponsored? I think.
You know what? I don't even think it's worth explaining to him the difference,
nor how any of that works, or nor the fact that it's literally a hashtag out in the title.
I don't, I'd say just get this salsa.
This, someone delivered the short bus here again.
I keep telling them to stop doing it and they don't listen.
We don't have that many grilled cheese to go around, man.
Yeah, don't you know peanut is live man go go go to your Tism leader over there man with
what are you still doing here goodness gracious
It's his time with y'all he's supposed to be watching y'all I know we dole parents in
this but yeah Lee well yeah I think I should probably upgrade this I did not
meet upgrade that twice I just spend every little bit of gold that I have oh
Oh I did. Oh, fuck.
Keep on doing some stuff.
Weep. That'll happen.
I have shot this blue blood that supplies him physical damage, the longer the bullets
I'm going to just fire at it, follow up on it.
Casting skills in the air.
Um, I feel like it's probably this one.
What's that?
What's that one?
Oh, it's our Remembilites.
Well, I'm poor.
That makes you do your talent points and your skills.
I'm poor.
I still can't believe I don't have this ability yet.
That's insanity, bro. I've been playing all day.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
There you go.
There you go. There we go. That's better.
Yeah, so you can play my character, but with a spear and a shield, it's actually insane.
The new game, give me the chance, I'll be in freaks in the chat, what is happening?
You've been so good today!
What channel have you been reading?
Oh, it has been bad.
it's because there was so many people here earlier and just only my mental only solved the good things
Alrighty are we ready?
Born ready.
Alright ready uh boss?
Ready yet boss?
What I'm sticking my victory mind now.
Nope we can't do that.
Ah I'm good.
This is morning.
Current stage mode.
Current equipped birdie is high.
No equipped carried.
Purple.
No purples.
Blue and below only.
I say I say.
I'm too geared.
I do. I do. I'm good.
What do you extract with items to upgrade?
Yeah, like deer yeah grandma money all kinds of different stuff. I mean it just depends
You have things to upgrade your hideout you can get things
Like for your gold
There's a bunch of different stuff. I
Didn't know that you have to repair shit. That's a first for me
Wait so you telling me I got a wrist shit and then I got a pair the repair the shit
I'm risking yo I didn't know this but I got a repair the damn sword in about a moment
There we go.
Also if you have your inventory open you can just press like your big inventory, you can
just press R and it will auto-sort.
I mean that's just-
Sure.
That's insane knowledge I think.
Don't judge me for having heart up with my hands. I swear this is not my choice. I don't know how to remove it
Well, I mean depending on what games you played I mean we just came from dark where you don't ever repair so a little different that's all
You activated it, I was activating everything whenever I spent a bunch of freaking money
trying to get this damn sword.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
I
let's go
I
I
I
I
I
when you fully charge it back, it has aim lock
really? yeah, it's one of my perks
damn, good to know
spin to win motherfucker
I have to be someone close though
I'm heading towards that boss
yeah, we're on our way
I think his players potentially in there
Oh, I think it might it's just somebody banging on the door
I need an R. Alright boys, if anyone comes here, we just go up, alright?
Holy shit, you got a good start for me.
Yeah, but who am I?
Good to know.
Oh, yeah, good.
Good.
Really going well for me, guys, what about you?
Get in the house.
Keeps down.
Careful.
Oh my god!
Dammit!
I've been gotten hit by the same ability three fucking times.
Might hear people outside.
Gotta finish this shit.
Oh my god!
Oh, he's got his axis.
Give him up for rescuing you.
Thank you.
Oh my god
Oh he's doing his access
Give him up to rescue you
Thank you
Not bad
Not really bad
What's that?
You can't tell he just jumped off of me
Yeah
That's his lucky dime right now
Oh, fuck.
Look at him.
Oh, look at him.
I'm going to save you, bitch.
Yeah!
Oh.
Alright, careful.
I'm climbing up in Tom Full Health.
That's the spike you can do.
Blue boots for...
I don't know for who.
Check to see if you can get those.
Holy shit.
Squizzed Silk.
I'll take a couple of the greens and the gold, and I'll let the others take whatever.
Um, they're locked. I don't even know what that means.
Uh, he's the one who looted it, so it locks it so no one can steal it.
It's the anti-peanut in your group effect.
I see. Well, you can come to that purple.
That's just, um, mis-boots? Oh, they have to boost. They just damage boots.
Yeah, whatever.
As long as someone's getting the goods,
I have this bleed area, but I wonder why I would never like untoggle it.
Hey, this is the same damage as the base.
Alright, let's go check that thing out.
Kind of cool little teleports.
This is a big PvP spot.
So Chavis told me we might not really get too much PvP,
So you guys are level 5.
Oh. Yeah.
Jebus!
Which means we should probably do this.
Probably do all these quests.
I'm level 1 right now.
You're level 1. You haven't got nothing.
I'm level 1.
I can't be right.
You can't be level one
We can get PVP, but I think like I don't know I don't know maybe I'm wrong maybe they're wrong
Let's go to there
of
the
on
on
on
on
It's all up to you now.
two thick ways yeah I I mean it was it was we were running into some good PVP
before with our other three man I'm not really sure what's going on
Oh, bitch.
Spin the wing motherfucker.
Oh my god, follow me.
Come on, come on.
Nice!
Good work, King.
Good work.
There's got a couple of boots maybe for you.
I'm gonna go right box here. I got middle
The moon the side I got shit
I've got a chest for them
Timmy this is your chest over here. You might want to lose this as they uh, we're around a minute. I don't know what it is
Hello coin, no, thank you. All right, we can either try to do the boss again or reset
What y'all thinking you want to try to boss one more time down down
Actually, I don't really got a lot of men so we reset we come back and try boss
You need to go here
Right her can be we can be in blue, but not purple right? Yeah
So like after this I would sell everything in the inventory and go to the auction house and buy a full set of blue gear
Got it
You guys go shit
This is the door.
This is an ancestry of power.
Don't they go have an auction outside, really?
AHHHHHHHHHH!
BASTARDS!
Yeah, I knew you were going to spit them chickens.
Fuck your chickens.
Fuck you chickens.
Oh my god, I just realized his face is a bunch of little chickens.
Get away!
Oh, did you realize his face is a bunch of little chickens?
Look at his face!
I just realized that it's got like a bird nest in it as a head
oh that's so bad
that's so bad
little chicken wizard
you know you can never cross the chicken summit
unless it's a dead chicken lathered up
a little bit of that breading
KFC
hold up a bite
Chicken? Hell no.
Experience? Aw man. I ain't a chicken I ever liked.
Clear it up!
I
Once had a neighbor
Their little son
No way you didn't intersect on that spectrum in multiple locations ain't no way
they got a rooster did they was it was it up at 16 every morning
I would have put that rooster down, I would have been pissed.
Shit, shit.
Shit, shit.
Shit, shit.
Shit, shit.
Jimmy, I know this shit is never about a trailer.
It's not that, it's not that.
I was duke-ing her now.
I've a disease with the goof.
The similar one that peanut has
Yeah, except he just thieves isn't loose
And you can say at any point yo, I found this
my wizard yeah he doesn't need it
bro we were playing dark and dark I'm not kidding you we were both made he would
find three books he would equip one have the second book on a secondary and
have the third book in his pockets as I'm still just bugless
If we were doing our thing, over a heart, it would be...
...well, we and me and Coach, we were fighting.
In there! In there!
You ain't pooping, you ain't dying.
Is there a level 4 now?
Ice.
Okay.
Should we turn the bell to him?
I had to speak with a silent soul by a forged furnace.
I'd say that three times fast!
Where the heck is this forge- is this just- is that in the game or is it here?
Like when we go in?
I'm receiving my-
Oh!
To what?
Eh!
What you say?
Oh, this is like selling shit.
I'mma go like that.
Where do I buy like... HP pots?
Uh, at the... at Tubby over here.
Guild Hunter, you've been the tur-
Sistler.
Got some anxious.
Yeah, tubby sells all the meds you could ever want.
Boom.
Oh, it's a mental lab?
How's that do?
That's you!
The spawn record has quite a-
Hell you won't!
Huh?
Why's this highlighter over here?
What do you want now?
So
No, I ain't overkill I have every single one of those slots filled up almost
I'm trying to get up okay we're trying about we're trying to buy max blue right now right
yeah you want to have everything blue everything blue I still can't I still can't buy in from
I'm not sure though, Danny, do you want more level?
Damn.
Well, I have some meds.
We here.
All right, so we do have to do a read real quick?
If anyone wondering, our faction name is the Woodland High Roller.
In game, if you guys want to join it and help us amass points to receive more rewards.
There's an event going on called the Gilden Rush that you can be a part of, come and join on the game.
Obviously, you guys are seeing me play the new character with her at night.
I don't really have to explain that you guys have been watching me do it for about seven hours now
But again, you guys be going down with the game on stainless 20 dollar 20 dollar
It's a lot of fun man. I've enjoyed it today. I really have it's um
It's definitely different than a lot of games that I have played but it's a lot of fun
I'm liking it especially if you like the the sword slashing
Ability using wizard having it's a good time man
good time 23 dollar hollow dollar hollow
yeah it's nice man all right all right
1v11 seer lfg let's go
this guy's already putting in 1v11 oh i got mail
Hell. Contract. Hell!
The weed. Jesus.
That's a good one.
Oh. I'm gonna use my bob, bro.
I'm gonna use my bob.
Ooh, should we do like a...
A more...
In the hands?
The zone?
Um, I don't know if we can. I can try. Let me see.
What's the scavenger squad? Is that not something that we can do?
Scavenger squad is you sending things out to go get you loot.
Oh. Yeah. Everybody ready up? Let me see if I can't send this to the next map.
For difficulty normal it's still locked.
That's cool I'm ready up. Maybe I have to get level 5 first.
Oh, that's what it is. Okay. Never mind. Everybody ready up. Probably after this game. I meant this game for fun. Yeah, yeah
I didn't know
We good
Yeah, this is you.
Alright, wonderful.
I'm gonna grab a drink, I'll be right back.
EW!
of
that's beat ass
oh whoops
no but you me
shit I meant to pull on my hair
I meant to pull on my hair
yeah
holy shit staggering this guy's rough big motherfucker
I don't know if I want to show some speed, but like from a range, I do no damage
Yeah the fall off is actually kind of crazy
Oh wait, I was using the wrong mode, but regardless, fall off is crazy
Like if you shoot from a distance it does like 10 damage, but you have to be like close enough where you can get hit
range
67 67
Team team doing the boss
I'm looking from above
Don't see a chap
I say we let them do this boss and then we kill them right after
Oh wait we can't even go in.
Really?
I think they definitely hear us.
We're going to get in there?
Yes.
I'm going to throw him my slow and I can freeze him and you guys can jump on the guy I freeze.
Okay.
Jared we should try and kill the wizard first.
They got a mage a mage
Was I eating the carrot
Yeah
there's a lot there both
I think he's here
I see him
I'm not really too sure how to get up, give me one second, boys
I'm going up now
going up now
get ready
I'm behind him
I'm probably going to cross
I got the wizard pretty low down below, I'm going to help you out up here
towards you
I'm going to literally
So this guy just left click over and over and over again?
Yeah, well...
AHHHHHHHHHH!
How about that bitch?
Nice man, it was super cool.
Oh, that...
OHH!
OHH!
Which is insane!
One guy's there.
Oh my god.
He's here on the corner.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
He's trying to thrash me.
I'm gonna be on me!
I killed my guy, executing him.
One is here, one is here, one is here.
I left my shit, she turned out, made a bad idea.
Sorry, I'm coming.
You can come on, I'm coming to kill him.
Jumping, jumping.
He's running up the stairs, he's leaving, he's leaving.
He's rushing, he's rushing.
You play for us, play for us, I'm watching.
He's pushing, he's pushing, you should be careful.
I think you just come play rest I think you hit the other I'm out of the way
out mother be out yeah sorry yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry I worked up did I got a
like call back yeah wizard is behind that she's casting a spell at you now
why we're dead here you can come to me summit come to me come to me come to me
That's crazy.
The barrier has been lit.
Another team's inside?
How do they know?
Oh, no.
I'm... uh-oh.
They're fighting, they're fighting, they're fighting each other.
I can't move. I'm half in and half out. I can't leave take them up here. I'm just dead
Yeah, maybe I should just leave then you can't leave you're stuck in there as well. Just don't be seen
My position's now exposed. Oh, that's great. Super cool
Okay
Well
Step bro
I am stuck. Oh, I'm up. They finished it. Here they come. You ready?
I'm dead
I'm hitting this guy, I guess I'll fight him after that, check out.
Cross us, cross us, let's bridge, let's bridge.
Okay, I'm in one. We need to kill the other guy now.
Hurry up and bring it.
Error guys, error guys.
Yeah, I'm going after the, uh...
He's chasing, he's chasing, he's chasing.
Okay, go go, let's chase.
Slowly, slowly.
See if you can pin... Where's the other guy at? He's down here somewhere.
Oh, there he is.
He's outside, he's going to race his boy.
I'm gone.
I just moved a lot of shit off his body, don't even know.
Yeah, both of them are up.
I'm just gonna pull.
Alright.
I'm gonna come in with you.
Yeah.
She's dead again.
I'm here with you.
No, sir!
No, where'd he go?
Oh
Good shit
That is a 2v3 big dog great job Timmy RIP RIP
I think that Wizards hiding in there by the way underneath you probably go back in my body. Yeah, we will
that was a good fight dude that was a good fucking fight dude
yeah you guys are only uh yeah i can grab
cool so you tell me there's like a chest behind hutch that's like
has like a purple thingy on it maybe there's like a purple item in it
This thing
Where'd you go?
Let's go get Timmy
I didn't mean to do that we can't rest. I don't think resting exists
We got there's a the girls right there so if you can loot her and we have the body
Outside as well
I'll see where you're bringing on that staircase. I can go loot it
like down below I see your blue shirt your blue pink yeah yeah yeah I did see
someone get chased out here yeah she's right there you're sure my growing boss
just to keep him walking I'm literally stuck okay
I should get out of here man.
Okay let's go.
Get that red.
I'll come do.
Nice.
Ah!
Bastard!
Nice.
Nice.
Ahhhh!
Bastard!
Where's the closest thing there?
Yeah, right here.
I tell you one thing that grapple is definitely a good move.
Yeah I seen you pull that guy as I was running up to the fight.
You know what's so funny is Darker has the same grapple so I've been using like a grapple
for the last four days.
Yeah.
They call him Pudge.
What the fuck?
Pudge?
The hell?
Yeah dude, I've been loving it.
Loving it.
Oh yeah.
Oh
Fucking
I'm full blind.
Me too.
I'm getting my ass beat, I think.
Yeah, my ass beat.
Come out.
Yep.
Wonderful.
you focus him i'm getting chastised
i'm gonna try to do that right now
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm fortunate.
No!
Weep.
we
we
that was a sick fight that I might go on I was a sick fucking fight
if we had Timmy there we'd have beat ass
oh 100%
who's that's for being?
and I think I am
damn that was fucking that was a good fight though man
I'm sad I lost all that gear though, man.
I'm gonna kill him.
Let me talk to him.
He looks like Gandalf though.
Here he goes.
No!
Oh, there we go.
Oh.
Well boys, that is going to have to be my LG.
I've been on all day and I have a dinner tonight.
I do have to peace out.
The GG's.
Kimmy, always good hanging with you.
Summing up, this was a big hit.
It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. Good luck and y'all's
ready. Alright. Hey, dude. Hey, dude. Hey, dudes. Remember
chat. Y'all can download Miss fault today. Austin. $20, $20, $23, $23. Go try it out.
It's a lot of fun, man. It's a lot of fun. The fights are actually really good. I can
see how I can see how, especially at the higher tiers, when everyone actually has gear and
everyone's like fighting against each other, I can see how it could be a lot of fun, especially
when people actually know what's going on. I feel like the longer that we played and the
more we understood the game, it was better. I also think we kind of got, we kind of screwed
the pooch a little bit playing with design full and and uh what's his name because we just went
to like really geared lobbies with a lot of really experienced players and just got this
shit kicked out of us i don't know if that would have been the same in solos maybe solos was the
move but uh but yeah thank you guys again for chill today dudes i appreciate everybody hanging out
chillin with me enjoying the game i'm glad you guys some of y'all enjoyed it some of y'all whatever
Thank you so much for sponsoring today's stream.
I really did enjoy it.
It was a lot of fun.
I hope you guys go and try it out.
Again, you can get it on Steam and you guys can play.
We played the new character today, which was a lot of fun.
So I appreciate you guys, man.
Good day.
Good day.
But I'm out of here.
I'm going to go and hang out with the wife.
Go get some dinner and chill.
I appreciate you guys.
I hope you guys all have a wonderful rest of your night.
of your day. Much love everybody. Thank you again for being here. Thank y'all again for
hanging and I will see all you beautiful people. I'm in Yana. Thank you again boys. Have a great
rest of your night dudes. Much love everybody. Later!