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Yeah, Ripley's mom
She's very great
When you're in a five mile radius of her you can smell that pussy steak oh yeah
that's steak and I had on it people say him
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude, so what should I do?
Straighten!
Good morning, gentlemen in the legs!
Good morning!
I hear manning!
What's going on, what's happening, good day, good day, a good day, white shirt, you gotta
keep it consistent, you gotta keep it consistent.
YouTube sorry for the late start, sorry for the late start, gab did it, redo the stream
last night luckily I am a genius and I am a scholar and I was able to figure out
how to do it finally after a year of streaming on YouTube wolf we're going
on baby wolf you got to change you got to change the color of your name I know
it's crazy for me to change tell you to change your color all right but you
got to change it because we got a new chat box and I can hardly see you you
just kind of just kind of blend in with the background again I got to be very
specific about what I'm taught because it's black
you've put me in a predicament you know what fuck it leave it I ain't my bad
boss my bag good morning everybody good morning ain't I ain't winning that
battle fuck that Zachary thank you for the five gift it's easy thank you for the
five good morning good morning no the new the new so I'll show you because I feel
like I have to make or I have to explain what I'm talking about before it's
GGs for your boy all right look this is our new chat box okay now wolf say
something or I can just maybe scroll up and you can make look at that you see
what I'm talking about how the fuck am I supposed to read that when it's on my
left monitor and minimize I can't see you big talk you blend it in I can't see
nothing I don't see color I'm pretty sure you spelled color wrong you're
fucking TARD second off fuck you anyways good morning everybody I hope
everybody's doing fantastic of everybody's having a wonderful day reason we
are on early this morning is because we are getting ready for Tarkov season one
which means we need to swap swap the category now we're getting ready for
Tarkov season one kick check good morning to you as well. Hope you guys are doing well over there
Got to make sure I change y'all's title and bullshit big day today, man
long way today
I don't know what time they plan on launching the servers
But I went into like three channels this morning not to call anybody out
But I went into glorious channel
I went in the pestilies channel and I went into I don't remember who else is channel and I said hey
Hey hutch over here. Hey, I
Have a question
Hello
When's the wipe and nobody fucking answered me?
So I said screw it. I'm just gonna go live
Why not?
screw it. Hey wolf. I can see you smiling
good morning wolf good morning so anyways we're here now we are here now and
we hope that it's up in the next hour or I have made a grave mistake I haven't
even had coffee this morning all I did was wake up take a shower rub my nipples
and I am online ready to fuck two hours all right guys good straight today I
I will be back in two hours.
I'm just kidding.
Well, hey, you know what it is?
Time to build before it happens.
Oh man, what a beautiful day it is, isn't it?
What a beautiful day.
Who's excited?
Anybody actually excited?
I'm excited, man.
It's okay.
I'm excited.
I am hopeful.
I'm hopeful.
Fireball!
Also, I sent a message to the devs today of Dark in Darker.
Would you guys like me to tell you
or to read it out loud for the class?
Y'all can tell me if I'm crazy or not.
So obviously, I think obviously, maybe people don't know, but I've been talking to them since
really like the second or third day we were there just to help.
We were trying to figure out something to do or something to patch the problem with the
snipers and things have happened in the background I can't really talk about, but they've really
been helping a lot.
a lot of ways. But yeah, I've had nothing but a good experience with them. So obviously this
morning I was thinking about it last night I was like, do I write a message, kind of like
put them, given them information on what it was like, you know, coming back to the game.
And I think the conversation with Nob and Jay last night kind of solidified it where
If I don't say something maybe they just don't know or maybe they know and me saying something could
Potentially
push them towards making a
Better move towards hardcore runs that feel like everything in darker and darker right now is in a good spot the arena stuff fun
Squire stuff. I mean literally reviving the game
I feel like hardcore modes is the only thing that's a disconnect.
I said, hey, everyone, just wanted to drop this here.
I've had a ton of fun.
My only complaint and concern right now is why I feel like there's a disconnect to
the game with the hardcore runs and the amount of dead raids in them.
I ran hardcore for around 30 to 40 hours in the last week.
I would say it was a good 50 to 60 I would say the good 50 to 65 percent of the rates
were dead and another 45 percent or another 40 percent of the rates were
maximum one to two teams leaving a very small percentage of the rates that were
in actual war zone now that's what's supposed to be okay but my opinion is
this, Esquire Royale shows that the player want chaos, risking gear or not, and I think
that the dead rates really are a turn off to continue playing the game and grind for gear
if there's hardly anyone to use it on.
My recommendation is a revolving map pool of all the maps that rotates hourly or bi-hourly,
showing the low to high count of players so that people who are queuing into the
rates understand that they are lively or not. I believe you guys had something like this in the
past. I think it encourages people to queue while they can. It also helps with the amount of people
dodging intentionally. Still had a ton of fun also willing to answer any questions.
I think that's a good one. I think that's good. I don't think I was overbearing.
I don't think I was overly negative. I think I was very to the point. Did you use AI to
to write that? No. What? No. No, I didn't. I had my wife read it three times to make
sure I sounded smart. Very different. Wife AI. Very different. Very different. Very different.
Wife GPT. I had to make sure I didn't spell nothing wrong, man. I spelled like four words
wrong it didn't even light up in red there was auto correct I'm just gonna let
me jump off the fucking bridge it's not my fault
anyways good though it was good you guys think that was good l education
I'm smart I
Could take an IQ test right now and score high. I know I could I know I could I
Know I could edumacation
Yeah, buddy, okay, and I'm the Pope
God bless and all the chat said amen. Thank you for being here, Pope
No man last time I took a test on strain it was an autistic test and it said you are most likely
Probably autistic so I refuse to take another one. I don't like tests. Oh
Is this the
This is the, are these the modifiers that everybody gets to pick?
This site assumes we'll start with zero points.
Expect the point value to change.
Nekina stated that the perks are locked for the full season and choose wisely.
No insurance and not insure items before the raid, Black Division operatives can be encountered on specific locations.
No found in raid for hideout. Season PMC's your character gain 25% more raid experience.
Handyman items, crafting time is reduced by 50.
Armor storage, traders across Tarkov are experiencing an armor shortage.
Wait. I don't understand. Some of these are nerves and some of these are buffs.
Like why would I not take, why would I not, oh, oh, global modifiers, you don't take these.
don't get to choose. These are global and I'm really not helping with the whole
smart statement. All right. Marathon runner. Armored legs
stamina is consumed 50% slower. Safe cracker. Gotta be careful with time. Make
sure you say safe first. You don't get banned on Twitch. Kinectal keys have a
20% chance not to lose durability. Walking in vegetation generates 50%
less noise energy is consumed 20% 20% slower arm and legs him is increased by
10. Consuming canned fish grants the health regeneration. Yo bro yo bro you
just gonna run into people they gonna be slam and sardines. Consuming a juice
drink grants the painkiller effect for 60 seconds. Once per week some scabs
pay you protection money. Tarkov shooter bolt action rifles leveling
speed is increased by a hundred percent. Both action rifles scale starts at ten. You already
know baddies are going to be picking that one. Diet all provisions consume fifty percent less
resource. I'm not even going to try to pronounce this. Believing chances decreased by twenty five
percent. Running speed is increased by five percent. Great and endurance scale starts at fifteen.
I don't need to read anything else. Boom. Already starting with that.
Hydration is consumed 50% slower, energy is consumed 50% slower, land fracture chance
of 15%, decreased by 50%, falling from heights, deals 50% less damage, immediately received
secure container Kappa.
All character skills start at level 25, but cannot be increased further, including excluding
crafting.
How many of these can we pick per?
Or how many points do we get in total?
Oh my gosh, so depending on what you take here, you have to take things here to make
it zero.
Wait, so if I went like minus three, I want marathon runner.
I want to be able to schmoove.
Three, three.
All the other ones kind of sound fucking stupid.
The only other one I'm thinking of is maybe this,
but that's not a necessity.
And then like Kappa, which would be nice, but that's minus 21.
The youth is good, energy is consumed 20% slower, arm and leg stamina is increased by 5.
Yeah, that is good.
The arm stamina and leg stamina.
I mean, I could be shmoving if I took all three of these.
So if I took all three of these, I'd be minus 9.
Bleed chance increased by 25% Liv fracture chance 15% Arm and leg stamina recovers 15%
slower Arm and leg stamina reduced by 10 Literally, it doesn't work with what I've chosen.
Hydration has consumed 50% faster All character skills are level 25% slower excluding
bolt action all character skills can be increased up to 30 up to level 30 excluding crafting
med kits can consume 25 percent more resource energies consume 15 faster
charisma skill can be increased all traders items cost 20 more after gaining the fresh
wound status it cannot be removed until the end of the raid
trading with players on flea market is disabled secure container is restricted to cash keys
dog tags and special equipment and certain containers become allergic to two random items
from the provisions and the medication category yo I'm taking that for sure third leg yo
I
Proof of speed is decreased by 1% bite items at therapist is 5% cheaper
I mean I might as well take that since I've taken everything else. I need plus five I
Definitely don't want to do no flea market that sounds like hell
What else do I do? Hydration? Sure. Bucket? What else do I do? Disorder and no flea market,
bro you want to go the entire season with no flea market that's insanity
that's your five what do you mean that's my five i can't pick any more
a limb fracture
I'm just gonna be breakin shit already.
I mean then I could do energy but guys I'm gonna be eatin and drinkin like a motherfucker
bro.
I'm gonna be eatin and drinkin like a son of a bitch.
Holy shit.
So what's new?
No, we don't want incompetent because you want to be able to max out your endurance and
your strength for sure.
The problem is, is everything that we picked, we picked forever buffs and our counter
is forever discomfort. We're gonna be buff but we're gonna be uncomfortable. We're like
Superman but with a gluten allergy.
Why would I unselect Hercules?
You think sprinter is better than Hercules?
I guess you're right because once you hit level 15, it's dead and you're playing the entire rest of your wipe.
Uncomfortable for a dead perk.
So we could take this and then we could remove third leg.
Yeah, I know it starts at 15.
I don't know, bro.
This is hard.
What's other people doing?
How close am I to, like, what Glorious is doing?
Skip Hercules.
You will level endurance, strength, and 15 in no time.
Not worth three points.
you will level endurance strength at 15 in no time not worth three points take
sprinter and the red 15% hydration energy is a nice for maxing metabolism
true very true
but so like what i'm doing right here is pretty much good
glorious is going to do all the negatives
Wait, so he's doing all the bad so he can get all the good?
I mean, that's not stupid.
So like okay let's do this let's unclick these and let's see let's gauge what exactly
we could run that wouldn't absolutely suck.
So like, like broken Secure Container, Secure Container restricted to cash, keys, dog tags,
special equipment and certain containers.
Like what?
We can't put a scope in our butthole?
We won't be able to put any meds.
Damn, so I can't run any of my stems in there.
And you can't put let X's in there.
Yeah, that's a that's a big nerf.
I feel like well that hurt is going to suck early on but once like a weekend whenever we have a good amount of meds like it won't matter.
We just run Grizzlies.
Let me look at this. What is this?
So yeah.
So he's doing
Bleeding chance increased by 25%. Lim fracture chance is increased by 15%.
Hydration is consumed 50% faster.
Chronic energy is consumed 50% faster.
Allergic and third leg.
He's doing marathon,
Hercules, Sprinter, and Youth.
Really, so he's that scared of the med kits consumed 25% more resource.
How many points do we have that's it. That's all everything.
I think I think I do this. I think I do this instead of the bleeding chance because that
sounds like hell I think I'd rather do the med kit.
Yeah, I'm wondering what I'm gonna be allergic to bro if it says fucking
But could you imagine we take the 25% med shit and we're allergic to Grizzlies. Oh my gosh, I
I will be in so much pain. I mean, listen, I'm going to take allergic, no matter what,
because I love gambling. So like I have to take allergic. Like I don't, even if it was
like you instantly die in a raid potentially. I would want that because I enjoy a little bit of pain.
Like I want, I want to be hurt in a certain extent.
They said you won't be allergic to Grizzlies. Got it. So there's like a chance I'm allergic to like
ETGs or like ibuprofen.
Oh my god.
Oh
Do the tips of my fingers have been peeling you see that I
Don't know if you guys can see the tips of my fingers are peeling or gray here
Bro, I was cooking on the black stone. I was cleaning it with like a sponge
You know you turn the black stone on and then you put water on it and you start scrubbing it
Bro, I push down on the on the fucking
sponge a little too hard and the hot water
Absolutely fried my fingertips. I don't know if you guys remember me showing you guys that
But dude, oh doesn't hurt it's just annoying
Two weeks ago. Yeah, bro. It was a long time ago. I can't believe my fingers are finally peeling from it. So weird
Yeah, I think this is what I'm gonna run I
Don't I think this is I
Mean
Bleach is 25%
I think again, I feel like we're going to get to a point where we have enough money to
where we can just run extra med kits, but bleeding at a 25% increase all wipe.
That sounds like hell.
And on top of that, what's typically the most expensive med item besides stems, especially
early wipe?
those little three pack of hemo's, you know.
Your bleeding equals more healing equals leveling skills.
Yep, not wrong.
So what you're saying is discomfort early is just going to level you faster later.
And I guess healing bleeds, and you know it's just going to be bleeds, might be better
than healing a bunch of shit overall all the time.
You wouldn't take Hercules?
So what, we go like this and then we can just literally go like this or we can just go like
this.
Is there any plus ones?
Or I can just get take third leg off.
No, I would need one more.
Launcher update?
Where do you see launcher update at?
Oh, yep, there we go. Update and Launcher, boys.
Well, the launcher has to add the option for seasonal. That's probably why there's a launcher of thing
Hercules the best one you can get well the thought process behind Hercules is is that
You you you get pushed to level 15 early
but once you get like that's it that's all you get for the entire wipe and you
take minus three for that like Armistam to consume 50% slower that's all wipe
Sprinter that's all wipe energy 20% slower arm and leg stamina increased
by 10 all wipe you know but we could even go like this
Hydration is consumed 15% faster.
I don't know.
Get rid of third leg.
So we just go like this.
A head start at the beginning of wipe is big though.
Yeah, but is it worth a head start?
Is it worth an entire wipe of negative effects?
Please join my stream.
Anyone I'm trying to be popular.
That's the fucking good way to do it, baby. Hell yeah.
Well, you regret not taking Hercules.
I don't think so.
I think every wipe we deal with not taking it anyways, right?
Bushborn?
No.
No, I'm not taking fucking Bushborn.
What did you get?
I don't know.
bush is 15% quieter.
That's something, you know what Bushborn is?
Bushborn's something that like Tiggs is going to be taking.
Didn't say it's captive 15 though.
No, that's not what we're talking about, man.
Yes, it's not Captain 15, but it is Captain.
Like, you were getting pushed to 15 early, and that's it.
And then the rest of the wipe, you're dealing with bullshit.
That's what we're saying.
All right.
I think this is what we're going to take.
I think I'm happy with this.
I think I'm happy with it.
gentlemen clip to is now or by potion clips in the chat let's watch some clips
oh shit clips in the chat
How long do the wipes season the wipes should or the season should be going on here in the next hour or so I think is what Chad's saying.
That's it.
Is YouTube still screwed on sending links for this?
Try and send one.
Maybe not.
My playing with anybody?
have any plans to enough no this is not linked to the regular escape from Tarkov this is
the whole different thing.
You're more than terrible.
What in there is your 64 audios?
All right.
Let's watch some Clipper Huskies.
So yeah.
I wouldn't go with the street tax on Steve.
So he is doing the 15% and he's taking all these negative effects to do it.
Personally.
Yeah.
They have the best answers.
This is what I'm going to choose right here.
Master, I can tell.
This is what I'm going to choose guys.
back. Oh, I love this bald head.
Long career.
It was really a dream leader is entering the Supreme Leader is
entering.
I am honored to be in the Supreme
leaders.
Thank you.
Mr.
We have traveled far and wide from America to speak with
you today we would like to join in
together I see you gentlemen have a
strong and powerful people and we know
we knew and you gentlemen would just
the right fit for the lines that's why
we flew straight here
okay I can do that okay I can do that
well listen first I have to fuck this
Coconut
And there we go, okay
No, no, no. It's not lit.
Oh, when am I gonna...
Need some heels?
I could help you, y'all.
But I won't.
Listen, man, you don't have to do this, all right?
There's plenty of loot. You can get yours.
I'll get mine. We both get out of here, okay?
Oh, man. You are so...
You fell for it.
Wow.
You just can't do it.
None of this is real!
Thank you, Dad.
Crush, crush, crush.
Damn!
This one ate us.
Speed, three zero miles an hour and three zero current following the distance of...
Wait, there's no way you Europeans say three zero miles per hour. There's no way, right?
That's not real.
40m, 4 of the array is temperate to high, just to knock the vehicle, the array is still at high, it's the wrong way round the roundabout, right, right, right.
3-0, miles per hour.
So it's unknown, unnamed track behind Wellington Academy School.
Who reads here, babe?
It's for clear comms.
3-0 is clearer than just saying 30.
How is 30 unclear?
I don't even know if it's working or if it's being put out by the police.
See if he's gone right, he's indicating right, stand by.
Why does he say he is indicating R-I-G-H-T?
Indicating R-I-G-H-T?
Holy, what is that guy pulling out for?
Fuckin' idiot.
He's so formal while he's callin'
Four bucks please!
Get that with a fucking stick!
Young kids for sure. Now is not.
Henrique's.
22 months and banned from driving for four years almost five years fuck yeah
that was California he would have gotten slapped on the wrist and they would
have honestly bought him a new car.
Oh, you shot me!
Take your shirt off!
Holy shit!
I didn't panic at all.
we stay caught oh shit oh no oh Marty die Marty die oh burn pussy burn pussy
Where's the bird pussy?
Grotto! Grotto!
Oh fuck! Don't die of me!
Don't die of me!
I'm not dead either.
I took him all out! I took him all out!
Where's the bird pussy?
Where are you?
I got you! I got you!
I got you! Shut up!
Fucking dead!
Don't do it now!
Don't shut up, bro.
I didn't panic at all.
Yeah, good thing we stayed calm.
The game was awful.
Aw.
Today, being retarded means leading a full life.
Retarded people go to work, to school, just like the neighbors.
And come back to a real home.
A supervised home right in the neighborhood
Now you take it let him know
Quit
Good morning Tina and Bill
What are you doing in here?
It's your baby show?
Look at me, I'll watch as you tell me.
Soft ass dog.
That's right, right?
Come here.
You don't deserve this.
You watching?
Idiot.
Can we watch TV please?
Can we watch TV?
I'm gonna kill you.
Dog?
Who is this?
AHHHH!
Get the fuck outta my way, bro.
I'm trying to do my schoolwork, bro.
Pet that dog.
Get the fuck outta my way, bro.
Pet that dog.
What the fuck is happening?
One time he was bitching and he wanted to listen.
Why the hell you look so damn happy?
I never introduced myself to you my name is Mimi yeah I never told you my
Hey, nice to meet you
In the last month I've done over 30 hours of odd reviews for deadlock and I'm gonna give away everything
I taught for free so even if you're a brand new player or a seasoned vet
My name is
We already watched that.
Conjuring stand was Australian.
Well, Conjuring stand was made up plays, but not movies.
Sometime my sister, she show her vagina to my brother Bilo and say,
You will never get this, you will never get this, la la la la la.
Here behind this cage, crazy, crazy everybody laughs.
She go, you'll never get this.
But one time he break a cage and he get this.
Oh
We just have sex. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Oh yes, let's do it.
Marie-Pau.
This is so cool.
You're the most American you've ever...
Fuck yeah.
Do you know how to swim or does your full head double as a flotation device?
Hey y'all wonder why they those motherfuckers get shot by the dozens look how many of them they are and all of them in bread I
Got a slightly modified
Geo Metro
This thing's got three speeds
Here there and gone it's got the power of infinity and beyond
I
Don't think ketchup belongs on a hot dog. I think mustard does you see you get you get down to the nitty gritty and you
Understand they just don't know what they're talking about if you ain't 300 pounds you opinion doesn't matter dude
I meant wait you wait eat and ketchup on a hot dog. No ketchup on a hot dog is disgusting foul even you make me sick
Do you tell me you ain't never put ketchup and mustard on a hot dog?
No, you put mustard. That's it ketchup on a hot dog ain't a relish. No
Just run the hell
I can't believe you
Stop here this conversation
There's no way
There's no way you're being so f***ing for real
You're trolling me
I'm not trolling
Leave the sectors
We need this
No
what a guy that's awesome
Like there you can see, it was tapping the throttle, releasing a little bit, and then back on it.
Holy shit!
I'll see it again in this left-hander.
Top of the little bit, and on it.
The
Illusion check who thinks they can do this
Illusion check
The camera is facing down.
Wait, who the fuck is that next to him?
Just a clean release.
That's the same, that tapping a little bit from the brake.
A navigator.
I'm just doing it very often.
Very hard braking.
That's on Saturday.
I've seen some help flushing the toilet.
I don't know how to do it.
What is now plushing?
You could eat it?
I don't know what to do because they're very untrained.
It's stuck in there.
You put this here, it's God.
See some help, we're flushing the toilet.
Oh my God!
The toilet's not flushing.
You could need it.
I don't know what to do because it won't go on the toilet.
It's stuck in there.
Oh
Yeah
Why were you jackhammer
Is that the nuke out in the water?
Yeah, it is us.
You need to keep it.
I'm gonna let you.
Guys, how does your girl put up with you?
Someone tells you what he goes and what do you want the other?
You just don't listen.
I'm sorry, boss.
Bear attacks Russian man.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm pretty sure he shoots this bear.
I don't think I'm allowed to watch that.
Right in.
Bad name, bad name.
Bad name.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh if he wallbangs this guy through that fucking thing I'm gonna take my shirt off.
Gone away.
Walk it up, walk it up.
Haha, let's go!
What?!
Good name, good name!
Dude, we can make that door nuke.
I was on the moon!
I got my ass!
That's my outfit, dogad!
That's my fucking outfit!
Okay, well somebody changed for your outfit to be I swear to God!
listen here you can have this I was muted that whole time hold on I bet you
had so many John D a fun facts you were saying while muted no I was just really
about your mom being high smack it every night yep I'll have you know my mom
called me there the day okay and she said she's actually been watching a
a ton of clips. So if that gets
clipped, there's a guy.
Okay, you.
Guys, I can't lie to you. The
most un-exhilarating thing I
think I've ever watched is
car chases in the UK.
I'm just being so fucking
for real.
Hold on. Does that say
140 mile an hour pursuit?
Okay, I'm locked in.
You want to go on that now?
Oh, that's kilometers?
What is that miles an hour?
13 miles an hour?
Is that 20 fucking miles an hour?
What is it?
70 miles an hour, bro.
We cruise control at 80 here in the US.
What are you talking about?
70 miles an hour?
If you're going 70 and a 70, fuck you.
80 minimum, minimum, 70 miles an hour.
Good, Ness, I'm gonna beat your ass
with 70 miles an hour of my Johnson
slapping against your temples.
70 miles an hour, bro.
What's the guy taking a nap while he's running away?
It's Euro joke time.
Tonight we're gonna do variations on the theme
of wait, wait, there's a fly in my suit
And our hostess is like this boy.
Englander.
English, right.
Waiter, waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Oh, yeah.
All the time, three times.
Cross.
I'd rather get punched in the face.
Next!
What is money laundering?
Monkey poor.
Monkey can't afford bananas.
Monkey don't know what to do.
Huh?
Hmm.
Then monkey has idea.
monkey rob bank
she's not
what the hell
yeah definitely look like that
maybe i have a furry what the fuck
oh my gosh
oh my
oh my gosh we're so soft wow
Oh my gosh, who would have thought we would have thought we would have hurt all my, what, what, no, what. Oh, we're so shocked. Wow, who would have, wow, who would have thought. Wow, no way.
done one of lightsabers were real I would fucking cut all my limbs off of it by accident
could you imagine an actual lightsaber how dangerous that shit would be take my bank account
take my bank account take my bank account let me be Yoda motherfucker doesn't even have a hilt
my bank account people would be like that should would not be okay it would not be okay
that should would not be okay now let me show you my as 50 in real life hi my name's landmark
I have an MQ-49 hanging up above me with a fucking tricomp suppressor on it and an update that can seed the fucking hair on your butt hole from a mile out.
But a lightsaber? That is where I draw the line.
Massacred my boy
Are you guys suing the police department probably I do feel a little bad because it's like if I see the police department
It doesn't come out of the police department's budget it comes out of the taxpayer like the innocent taxpayers
There's been lots of stories coming out since this
you
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know, it's your birthday, okay?
It's your birthday, it's in your room, it's your birthday, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, brother!
What am I watching?
Oh, God! Oh, God! I need it fast! I don't know how to do that! Will! Oh, Jesus! Son!
There's something at the j...
Hold on a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right. Hold on!
You have sex with Billy? What?
No, you didn't have sex with my childhood best friend Billy.
Love is a very difficult thing, and your mother and I, oh, God!
Oh, God, it's coming for you here!
No, Dad, it's not coming for me, it's coming for you!
You know how I know that because I didn't have sex with my best friend Billy!
Oh, God!
No, Dad, come this way!
I can't do the plan in my way!
If you hurt me, run!
Move!
You do not tell me what to do.
I am your father, God damn it, you show me how to do it!
You show me
Honey, I haven't accepted your father in ten years
Okay, but who's the last person that slept with
Right, yeah
Hey
Well, honey
Bye.
No, but-
I love you.
Mom!
Oh my-
What is happening?
What?
What in the fuck are you guys linking me?
Hey!
Now I'm interested in who dies next!
You're just going around and killing everyone who's had sex, huh?
Killing anybody who's had sex!
I thought he had stuff counted.
I'm safe.
Yeah, my whole neighborhood's gone, but I'm safe.
Hey, uh, where are you going?
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, what the fuck?
Dude, fucking help me!
Dude, fuck!
No, you think I'd be mad at you because of you, my whole family's dead.
But it's like, I guess they're dead to me for one.
I know, so it doesn't...
You get to see me.
It was so obvious she was only getting me for my parents' money.
And I didn't even care.
I saw his ass.
Oh, what's that?
I guess I was just happy that some of these people
were paying attention to me.
You know, I didn't care a lot.
No one told me everybody was fucking.
I feel like I missed a boat.
Everyone's fucking, and I'm not...
Like, I should be fucking.
Okay, okay, back to...
I'm not explaining it right.
I think the issue...
The issue is that I want that connection so badly.
I'm putting myself out there,
and people are rejecting that,
and so I'm scared to do it again and again,
and it's like this...
You're right, I just need to do it.
Help! Help!
No! No!
Hey, wait, wait! Listen, listen.
I have an idea. If you sleep with me,
you're gonna go for me and sit at you.
I'm good. Thank you.
No, it'll take 20 seconds. I mean, it's after you.
Don't you understand that?
I do understand. It's just a personal thing.
Yeah, I'm saving myself from marriage.
Okay, but the monster don't use you.
You have sex with me now.
No, I did not have sex. I only did hand stuff.
Okay, wait. I already tried that excuse.
That's not how it works.
Okay, but why does everyone say that?
Let me talk to him first and get some answers before you kill him.
Hey
Wait up. Hey, I'm sorry. I I'm sorry. I I'm sorry for Yona. You bet there. I didn't mean to I mean
If we do this, it's the last time for both of us.
You know that, right?
Well, it ain't gonna suck itself, so.
Yep.
I've wandered these shores.
Any way, any way, wait.
What?
What is the ending of this?
What are you waiting for?
What?
What is the ending of this?
Searching for a message.
A message to bring me out.
Oh, dad.
Well, good morning, sleeping beauty.
Good morning. How'd you sleep?
What the hell's Duke?
Uh...
Big coffee?
Wonderful.
Good morning.
Huh?
Love you, baby.
Yeah, one of the dumbest things I've ever watched, yeah.
You're such a guy, aren't you?
Yeah.
I can imagine this at this speed.
It's so fast, but I'm just going to go to the top of the hill.
I was brazil!
brazil!
goodbye brazil!
oh i see it down here
has to be bullshit
Oh my God, our best single player video game of all time.
Mick reacting to a reacting of, to me reacting now I'm reacting.
Best single player of all time.
Easy Skyrim or Bolivian.
Take your pick, it really doesn't matter.
You can do Skyrim, you can do Bolivian,
either one's fine, you're going to get 300 hours,
400 hours out of the game.
But it's going to be the best three to 400 hours that you've ever played in your entire life.
And that's just, I mean, you get like what,
60 hours, 70 hours out of just the main storyline.
Side quest, you get another couple hundred hours.
You know, I mean, but it's great.
It's like everything about it is enjoyable, you know.
Skyrimer, believe it.
But with the DLC bundles.
The one that we just played in there, Elevator.
the ocarina of time finals, Tennessee.
There's no way there's there's
there is this is.
The biggest political pick
I have ever seen Nick make in my entire life.
Are you who are you fucking trying to kid right now, buddy?
The legend of Zelda.
Who do you think you are?
Are you there, Ado?
I would put my left testicle
on the line that you ain't never played this a day in your life.
I'm bullshitting.
Arena of Time.
Final Fantasy IX.
Oh, Skyrim.
What are you doing?
Yes, Skyrim.
There he is.
There he is!
That's my guy.
I like that word very much, bro.
There's my guy.
There he is.
Thank you.
Quit the larpin.
My man.
No one is in the discord except for me.
No one's here.
Nobody's here.
It's just me.
No one's here.
So we're gonna have to figure that out.
Also, yeah, no friends.
Nuke breaks the server.
We're going out together, brother.
Take it back, you communist piece of crap!
Oh
When video games
and they're fine with the military.
It created a very different breed of people called the duty.
Where like all day long,
there were little kids and they were just shooting people.
And everyone was like, oh, like you can't blame people.
And it's like, how do you think it is
when little kids now are spending five hours of their day
shooting people in the head
and grant the thought of beating up hookers.
There's been like a sigh out to slowly
people up and desensitize people.
Americans are so corrupt and morally bankrupt.
I don't even know how you fix it.
It's Hollywood, the LGBTQ agenda in a case like this.
I'm getting cancelled today, not getting cancelled today.
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
Not today, not today, not today, not ever.
Hey guys, what's going on?
Did you know that Alpacas,
Can spit from their mouths.
Did you know that?
Debbie is in the chat.
All right.
Honestly, the clips suck today.
But that's okay.
It's okay.
Chad, again, you guys are just tuning in.
Today, we are playing Escape from Tarkov Season 1.
I'm excited. I hope it's good. These are our picks. Basically, when the game starts, you're going to have to pick buffs and debuffs for your characters.
These are the ones I think I'm going to run. The only other thing I think and the decision we have to make is if or do we take more debuffs in order to run Hercules.
Now Chad has kind of convinced me otherwise, but at the same time I think running around fast at the start of the white could be pretty cool
Operation will hutch make it to four hours a potential layer a potential layer a potential layer
He is only taking the Avenger plus perk.
We got to remember, Trey's a crackhead.
Oh, that's not Avenger, that's average.
Jesus. All character skills start at 25,
but cannot be increased further, excluding crafting.
Wait, why would Trey take that?
Yo, Chad, do we start interviewing everybody on what they're taking?
What if we wait and interviewed everybody and got their opinions?
Trays on the clock.
Tell Tray answer the call.
I'm calling Tray.
Tell him to answer.
Tell Tray to answer.
I'll be right back to give me give me one second one second don't rush me no one second
Oh
I got it. I got an Arby's ad one second. I got an Arby's ad
Welcome in to your news today
Today walk walk them to the news touch news
news at 5. At 9.22 a.m. Hello, my name is Hutch and today we are going to be interviewing
Trey 24 TAY on what perks he's going to be running. What let's get in there. Trey, how
is it going?
Welcome to the news.
We have news.
Yes, welcome to the news.
My name is Hutch.
I'm the anchor.
Today we wanted to ask you, Trey, what exactly are you going to be running for the seasonal
wipe today?
All right.
So my personal positives will be marathon runner.
Okay.
Explain them as you go, please.
Okay. That is arm and legs. Tamer can swim 15% slower.
Okay. Why so? Why are you running that? Because I can run faster.
Okay. Next. Hercules because that strength and endurance starting a little 15. So I can, you know, move.
What would you say to the people who say that it's a dead perk? That once you, like,
you get to the 15 and then that's it. That's all you get. And you get a whole life of pain
because of it. It's like having a big wiener but the discomfort.
No, that's not the you can still level it up. Yeah, but you get like one big boom here's 15 and
then that's it. I mean, I'm not going to play like I'm not playing this shit for five months, buddy.
Yeah, true. Yo, that is so true. My main character has got level nine strength right now.
And I'm so true. That is so true. I get an amen. Okay, continue.
I'm sick of it. Sprinter running speed is increased by five percent. Okay.
And youth energy is consumed 20 percent slower because again, my main character just stays fucking
hungry and shit all the time, bro. Yeah, very true. Very true. And the arm and leg salmon increased by 10.
That's a big one. You want to be able to run? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
honest and respectable. What's the negatives? Okay, this is where it gets kind of bad, bro.
Okay, okay, okay. What kind of aids are you choosing?
Hemophilia. Hey, 25% bleed. Good. Yeah, I figured I'll have, dude, I'll have some stims, you know.
Yeah. I'll be on the lab against stims and I'll pop them. Osteoporosis. Okay, okay.
All right, just like in real life, continue.
So the trick, wait, what?
No, go ahead, sorry.
So the trick here is to not get shot.
And to literally 24-7 at all times have a PK rolling.
Yeah.
Okay, personality vacuum.
Personality vacuum.
The charisma skill could not be increased.
All trainers items cost 20% more.
that okay go ahead and explain that one it was between that and like being thirsty all the time
yeah i feel like i do i have so much money in on like my main account and i don't even like try
yeah so i feel like if i try a little bit on here i'll be fine yeah and it gives you a little
Yeah, and they made it so that you don't need charisma to get kappa or whatever. So
Yeah, okay
Yeah, and then allergic so that's I'm just I'm praying
Yeah, I feel like from what I understand
Everybody is taking it because everyone is in this category to generate gamblers. Yeah, I mean I'm right there with you
I'm taking it as well
You better take it. Yeah, and if it's if I'm allergic to propatol, I'm just gonna not play I think I
Better be allergic to like crackers
Do you think who do you think out of all the Tarkov players who are taking this?
Let's you know, let's say every streamer takes it. Who do you think is gonna be?
the most unlucky. Yeah, who do you think is going to get the death rolls?
Definitely Jock. Jock is going to be allergic to like propitons and Goose shit.
Okay, alright, alright. And is that it? That's, yeah, minus one.
That's not held yet. Yeah, I'm going third leg.
You got to go third. You know, I'm seeing that a lot of people are hung, you know?
Yeah, all the thing is it's like
It's a it's a blessing and a curse it is
it really is
So third leg allergic
personality vacuum osteoporosis and
Emo, that's what you're taking and in return you're getting marathon runner Herculee sprinter and youth
I'm gonna be a fucking bullet. I'm moving fast
And I'm paying every single price for it now. Now. Can I ask the anchor what what you're doing very similar?
Literally, I think pretty much one-to-one other than okay, I think I'm gonna do besides I
Don't think I'm doing Himo. I think I'm gonna do energy and water as my negatives. Oh
So here's my thought process
You'll level it. Yeah, I'll level it fast and then it will get I'll get to a point when it's max level where it doesn't
It's not gonna kill me
It's just gonna be uncomfortable and it's a lot easier running into a goshen or running somewhere to get food and water
Rather than oh my god. I'm going to die to this plea to please scab
Kind of a hebo
So you'd say you're hemophobic
That's going to be a tray. Have a great wife. Can I please interview you at some time in
this week to get the update?
Uh, yeah, sounds good. Okay. Tax or whatever. All righty. All right. Sounds good. Thank
you so much. I'm going to go talk to the other competitors. Yeah. All right. I love
you.
Uh, yeah, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you, Trey.
He hung up, all right, good interview one, good interview one, okay.
Next up on the interview list, Tiggs, guys, tell Tiggs, I will be calling him, but I have
Tiggs, I have to have, I have to have Tiggs on here.
Is Tiggs, Tiggle, is that Tiggs on Discord?
Has to be him.
Tell Tiggs I'm calling him.
Oh give me one shit. All right. Give me one second one second
Welcome in
Hutch Hutch news
Today, we are gonna be interviewing takes or tickle on discord
We are going to be asking him questions about the wife and seeing what he's
What he's gonna be doing hutch news starting at five
Let's get in there.
Hello, Dick!
Hello!
Hello, Dick!
What up?
Hello!
Did I hit you with a slug in?
Did I hit you with a loudness, man?
Well, no, you're fine.
I just had to get the news music rolling.
I had to get the news music rolling.
Hutch News here.
We are currently going around town and asking everybody what they are going to be running
in the reason why.
Okay, okay.
So what?
The perks.
And I figured I just interview Trey and I figured if there's anyone who is smarter than Trey, it's a block of wood or takes my fucking man. Thank you, bro.
No problem. Yes, go ahead and give us the rundown.
So they said, right, that they might readjust some of the values of the books.
Okay.
I was like, maybe I won't make a bill, but give me a sec. I'll tell you.
Okay, I have it up on the screen right now. If you would like to take a look.
You've got the website, right?
Yep, I've got the website and it's up.
Let me pull up your stream, bro.
Hang on.
Okay.
So for me personally, bro, I think I'm going to take Hercules.
That's a given, right?
That's straight up.
Yep.
You take the Hercules.
It's 15 endurance, 15 strength at the start wide.
You can't beat that.
That's great.
Now, here's my question.
And this is where it's, you know, this is why we're having interviews.
People are saying that it's a dead perk because you get the 1515 at the beginning and then
that's it.
And all the negatives you have to deal with for the entirety of the wipe.
So what you're saying is you can't go higher than 15?
No.
What we're saying is you get the instant push forward.
Here's 15 and 15 and that's it.
That's all you get.
Right.
Okay.
But you can still level it though, right?
You can still level it, but the entire wipe, let's say you take Himo, you're going to be
bleeding like crazy in a month, but you're not leveling Hercules anymore in a month.
You already got that.
That is true.
You know, but you all get, you all get in the best.
You are getting an exact, I just interviewed Trey.
Trey said, I've been playing wipe hardly at all and I'm only level nine and strength
that I don't want to deal with that, which is a great argument as well.
Yep, exactly.
Right in the rub.
Yo, you continue.
I still think I'll take it on.
Yeah, but I see your point for sure.
So I'll take Hercules.
I will probably take marathon runner.
Almond leg stamina is consumed 15% slower.
The great perk.
Stop left.
Yep.
That's just, I mean, self-explanatory, right?
Yep.
More quality of life or playing.
Um, youth, that's a given.
100% hard.
Something mean you both don't have.
Hey
It's running out for us, bro. Yeah, we're pushing 30 40, but you know, and it gets consumed 20% slower arm and leg stamina is increased by 10
That's pretty good, so that's nine points right there and then
I'm not gonna take safe cracker or bush won't even know that fun like they could be fun perks, right?
I have to make a specific bill for those
You know what's funny is I said when I saw bush born I said if there's anyone that I know who will probably take this it's takes I
Have tuned into many of King streams and he was in a bush on labs. I've seen many of times
Yes, this is true. This is true, bro. Yeah, I mean it would be fun
It may be like a fun build or something later on, you know, yeah
Sorry with it. So yeah, I'm not taking that and then I'm thinking
Sprinter hotch Sprinter speed by 5% increased. Yeah, so it doesn't sound like a lot, but him you know
When you get max strength right you get 20% sprint speed, but with this park I'm guessing you get 25%
That's gonna be nasty
You gonna be smooving like the flat, you know exactly bro, and then you stack it with the stims as well
So now the real question, we're seeing a lot with the positives that are that are consistent
across the board.
What are we thinking with the negatives?
Okay, so negative such polydipsia the on the right second one down.
Okay, 15% hydration.
We're not going to feel that right.
We've got things like S812 that give you food and drink and food and drinks everywhere.
Right.
So you're never going to feel that.
next one I can't really see it on your screen because your cams a bit big.
Yeah let me go ahead and move the cam down, let me move it over here.
Big big, thank you.
So the next one would be a logic, plus three, we need those points right.
Yeah, we, and listen, I've said it before, if there's one thing I'm learning about
everyone who plays Tarkov is that they're all degenerate gamblers.
Yep, exactly, Brad.
I didn't know for a fact everyone's going to be told that this product, the entire
life.
100%.
going to be who got fucked in the ass worst. Yep, exactly,
Brown. I'll talk about forever. Yeah, I'll be taking that
obviously. Third leg is free. I'm taking that to absolutely lose
one movement speed, but you can buy items 5% cheaper. That's
more of a positive to me. Agreed. You're not going to feel
one percent, right? Oh, hell no. Hell no. Yep. So that we got
four plus five. So I need to make up how many more points
you need to make up these six points at the bottom minus six,
96 so chronic fatigue syndrome energy is consumed 15% faster. Yeah, that's just food
Yeah, whatever. I live that life every day
Yep. Now the last few choices. I've got osteoporosis hemophilia or well that hurt. I'm thinking
osteoporosis for the plus three, right and then well that hurt because you can always bring extra mats, right?
That's what I see. That's what I was thinking. Trey said he's going to take Himo and he's
going to bleed. And I told him that's a terrible idea because we're going to hit max metabolism
and it's going to it is what it is. Yeah, but Himo you ain't never going to fix a bad
bleed ever. Yeah. Yeah. It's just nonstop man. Nonstop bleeding. So I'm saying with
the fracture, fracture chance for it. You just bring a splint or a grizzly, right?
Very true.
That's probably what I would choose, Hutch.
And if I wanted to squeeze more in, I guess you could add hemafilia for the
plus two and add like street tax, maybe.
Because seriously,
okay, what's that?
There's an achievement related to this.
So if you want that, I think you have to take that part.
So, you might have to take him affiliate, but yeah, for me personally, I'd remove
affiliate, remove strict tax, and that's what I'm taking right now.
Okay, I mean, this is a good list.
Now, my question for you is, is let's just say you've run across somebody in the streets.
What do you have to say to them?
What do you have to say to the people you're going to be running into during this season or what?
I'm going to ask you now. I'm going to, I'm going to re-interview everybody on how their
wives going and the decisions that they made later on this week. Can I rely on you? Yes,
bro. All right. Wonderful. Tiggs have a wonderful day. Good luck during your season. All right.
good bye. I love you. I love. Fuck. Good interview. W, W, W tags. Good, good interview for tags,
W tags, W tags, W tags, W tags. Honestly, we're seeing a common occurrence. We are seeing
everyone is taking pretty much the same positives and the negatives are changing. We're seeing
people are taking pretty much the same positives. Now my question is, chap, before we interview
the next person and while I eat this sausage biscuit, what would you change? What would
you change and what are you going to run? No, not about me stop. Not my diet. I'm asking
about the game. Kappa is a crazy point or a crazy one, but it's 21 points. I'm
pretty sure if you take this, you'd have to know. I mean, you literally couldn't
take anything else. Like, what if you took every positive that you could and
And just said, fuck it, I'm doing every negative of the board.
No
Generals is doing all negative and no positives.
Oh my gosh.
Holy shit.
Who do we interview next?
Don't say eating, of course.
Don't say that.
Don't say eating, of course.
Do we want to do glorious?
Can we get confirmation if glorious would like to be interviewed on
Hutch News?
Can we get confirmation?
Is he down?
All right.
I'm calling.
He has to reset discord, okay?
Sounds good.
I will wait.
Waiting.
Music is ready.
If you're flying through the air, time stops.
It freezes.
It almost feels like you're in slow motion.
I think I got on the cross ad.
I don't know what the hell was that.
I don't know what the hell that was.
Got an ad.
Sorry about that.
No waiting.
We'll call Fragus as well.
interview as many people as we can.
Do we want to interview someone else while Glorius is fixing his PC?
Tony is Tony is Tony shit working or is Tony live?
Arena patches out.
What the hell am I patching my arena for?
All right, tell Glorious we will call him back shortly.
Landmark is on the clock. Tell landmark answer call interview time. Now landmark answer call
interview time. No, it's not called fatty news. It's called
Hutch News. Hutch News at 5.
And 10 AM sharp.
Uh, uh, how long?
Oh, shit. One second!
Hello! Welcome in!
Interview!
Hurry, take cover!
My name is Hutch.
My name is Hutch bringing you another interview from your Escape from Tarkov streaming community today.
We're going to be streaming Landmark.
Interviewing Landmark on a stream about the wife and what he is going to be doing and taking.
Interview five.
And scene.
Welcome in.
Welcome in to Hutch News.
Aw.
Welcome in.
I'm reading the pass notes right now.
Should I call back to you?
Well, I may help you.
We are asking everyone about the perks
that they are taking for the wipe.
And we were wondering if you would
be willing to give us a little insight inside
of that gorgeous mind of yours.
I believe I'm taking marathon runner, sprinter, and youth
because I want to be a fucking speed demon.
OK.
And I think I'm taking allergic chronic fatigue syndrome,
personality vacuum, and well that hurt.
Well that hurt.
You're taking med kit 25% energy 15 charisma and trainer costs.
Okay, go ahead.
Yeah.
One of the other ones gives you more energy.
So it bounces out that.
Oh yeah.
Cause the youth.
So you're saying that the 25% turns into 5%.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then allergic.
You're just fucking gambling, baby.
That's the reason why we go with blue.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm a, I'm a gambling man.
I'm a gambling man.
So here's a, I've been asking everybody this.
Give me a casino, I'm fucking it down.
Yeah. Hey, put it all on black.
I, now the question is, is out of everybody,
and who do you think is going to be the most unlucky
with their gamble?
Who do you think's going to get the worst allergy?
I
And what would be the worst allergy
Like propa tall or something one of the stems yeah, I really get stem
Some kind of like pain killer or something okay, all righty now who do you think you're gonna be that unlucky man or woman?
It's going to be some.
Last question before I let you go.
Hercules, I'm hearing a lot of back and forth on if Hercules is worth it or not.
What's your opinion and why aren't you taking it?
That's a bait skill.
Anyone who takes that.
The only reason you I was going to say something mean, but I probably shouldn't
because. Say it, no balls.
Anyone who takes that as a dumb ass, but actually not really,
that's only good if you don't intend to play a decent amount because
you're trading permanent debuffs for a temporary advantage.
That was only, it only gives you a benefit until you would have
normally reached level 15 on your skills, which if you play a lot in
four to six months, they're saying you will reach level 15 on your
skills and then that no longer helps you in four to six months.
If you don't have 15 straight than endurance and four to six months of this
season, like you have not been playing a lot.
So that's only helpful if you don't plan on playing a lot because you
will eventually reach level 15 straight than endurance.
You're saying if you want to talk off casual, the perk makes,
if you are the perk makes sense.
I'm playing a lot. I wouldn't take that personally. Got it. Got it.
But if you plan on just having a gander and maybe on and off, it's worth it.
That could be really nice. That would help a lot in the beginning. It's just,
I'm going to play the shit out of the game, so I'm going to get level 15 strength endurance.
And if you look at some of the other parks, right, like marathon runner,
sprinter and youth, which I'm taking, that's basically permanent
Buff to endurance and kind of strength right there. Yeah, you're kind of starting with higher strength and endurance to an extent and it is permanent
Yeah
Okay
All right
Any words that you would like to leave with the people on if they come across you shirtless on streets
You know doing your thing. What would you like to tell them?
So, uh, steer clear and you smell the pizza sauce, turn the other way.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
Have a great rest of your mornings later.
All right.
That was a good interview.
I think we listen, we're starting to hear some deviation.
We're starting to hear some deviation.
A lot of people taking Hercules Tony isn't about it.
Tony doesn't want Hercules.
says Herculees is bait and that it isn't worth it. But he also said unless you're gonna play
for four to six months straight, it's not a bait. Four to six months is a long fucking
time is it not? Holy shit.
But he also plays the game, he plays the game a lot, right, so...
Oh!
Today we are going to be interviewing Gloria C. and we're going to be asking him what he
is going to be doing for the White.
Do an 8 and a 5.
Or right now.
Right this second.
Hello. Hello.
How are you doing today, Gloria?
Wonderful. Thank you for asking how you do.
I'm doing good. I am currently asking all of the Tarkov players
what they're going to be taking and why for the people.
You know, there's a lot of different opinions,
a lot of different choices,
and we're just trying to really get to the nitty gritty
on what is the good and the bad.
I mean, I would say it all depends on your playstyle, that's a thing like if you like to play safe, you're going to go with some, you know, safer choices if you're going to, if you like to use your keyboard and go with W key, then there's some specific ones you have to take.
If you want to level up some skills quite fast, you can choose some specific ones as well.
Okay. All right. So what are you what is your plans glorious? What are you taking?
I mean, as you know, we like to use W.
So I chose Marathon Runner, Hercules, Sprinter, and Youth.
Okay. All right, go ahead and talk me through. What's these choices?
So Marathon Runner, Arm and Leg Stamina is consumed 15% slower.
That talks for itself, right?
Hercules. A lot of people are saying,
why are you choosing Hercules when you are going to play a lot anyway? So strength and endurance
at the start with level 15. The thing that people don't understand, right, when you choose Hercules
and you start with level 15, it takes you normally 1500 grades to get maxed out endurance and
strength, right? Yep. When you get level 15 on the first day, you already skipped so much,
like it's it's it's great but it's crazy I don't know how to explain it being level 15 on day one
it's huge you're instantly jumping forward 1500 rates of pain exactly because it's gonna think like
if you know life the game it will take you a couple of days obviously to get to little 15 right yeah
but you skip that part and being already level 15 strength that means you can carry out a lot more
more loot out, you won't be having no stamina because basically you're level 15, obviously,
right? And also, at the same time, you consume 15% slower of your stamina. And on top of
that, your running speed is increased by 5% too. So, being a little 15 already from
in this beginning and having 15% stamina consumption.
But wait, arm and leg stamina is consumed 15% slower
while you're being level 15
and also running speed is increased by 5%.
You're already good to go, bro.
Yeah, I mean, you're already at that point
of where you're starting to feel
like the game is comfortable again.
Yeah, it's basically fun.
Yeah, I mean, I agree.
I'm taking hercules myself.
I agree, I agree.
like also like let's say for us who plays a lot who likes to grind right having
level 15 over from day one bro brother in a week we already plus level 20 like
it's level not that yeah level 20 maybe even almost hitting 30 yep so that's
insane already after one now what would you say to the people that just
interviewed landmark he said that yes you get the increase but then you get
an entire wipe of negatives from that 15 level increase.
But it doesn't matter, bro, we good.
Like for me, I'm like, I chose, well, that hurt.
You know, all mid kids use this consumption 25%.
Well, let's finish the positives
before we start with the negatives.
So you got Hercules and you have Sprinter and Youth.
Talk me through Sprinter and Youth.
Well, Sprinter, running speed is increased by 5%.
All right, they might as well
just put glorious ease running shoes to be honest. Yeah, but I
don't know about that. But the thing is, if you think about it,
running speed is increased by 5%, right? Yep. And on top of
that, your strength is 15. You're going to be able to feel it
already. Oh, you're zoomed. You're zoomed. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you like also because you're not going to run to your five
anyway. So you won't be that heavy. So those two stacking
up with each other and also consume 15% slower. Oh, you're
going to be able to move so much, man.
Like it's insane.
Yeah.
Like what we're saying that right now, we have to try it and see it
ourselves, you know, like we don't know how much of an impact we're talking
about 5% 15 slower, you know, we don't know that until we try it.
Right?
Yeah.
So this is just what we assume for now.
Like maybe it doesn't have that much of a thing.
Like, you know, yeah, uh, youth energy is consumed 20% slower, you
know, energy, lack of energy can kill you, obviously. And arm and leg stamina is increased
by 10%. So arm leg stamina is consumed 15% slower. And on top of that, arm and leg stamina
is increased by 10. You're never running out of stamina. Like you already a super soldier.
Yeah, if that makes sense from day one. Agreed. So that's that's good. Like that's
if you if you like to be if you have an approach with being a little bit more aggressive
on the aggressive side, if that makes sense.
Yep, perfect sense.
Now let's talk about the negatives.
What are we thinking?
Cause this is where we're seeing
a little bit more deviation.
Yeah, and I chose, well, that hurt.
All my kids uses consumed 25% more resources.
And the reason why I did that is also because
I chose third leg buying items from therapists
is 5% cheaper.
And also if you know where the loot spawns,
you'll be able to find a lot of myths, right?
Let's be honest.
So consuming it 25% more than normal
wouldn't affect me that much
because I already know where to look if I need some myths.
Yep, and just running your grizzly
and cancels that out instantly.
Who cares?
For example, you know, for example,
chronic fatigue, energy is consumed 15% faster.
I chose that one on purpose because, you know,
faster you consume,
faster you level up your metabolism.
Very smart. Does that mean you're also taking hydration
is consumed 50% faster?
Exactly, my friend.
Got it.
So I choose also hydration consumed 50% faster
because more you eat and drink in the rain,
faster you level up your metabolism.
And when you got maxed out metabolism,
none of these things are going to hurt you anyway.
Yep.
Because you don't die of lack of energy
or lack of energy and water.
Okay, so it's like me in my life. You're just taking hutch perks. Not it. What's that?
So
So I also choose chose allergic
It's a little bit of a
Risk your gamble. Yeah, but I want to say something though out of 90 items
two alerts. Yeah, that's not a gamble in my in my opinion. That's that's I didn't think
of it that you're the first person to say that that's actually very smart. So you're saying
there's so many items that the real statistical chance of you being raw dog and you're bussy
beaten viciously is very small. Also, they also mentioned CMS and survival kid is not
included. Okay, you'll be fine, bro. Like, now, what happens? You go up to the zoo. If
you can't use probability, you go adrenaline. If you can use, you know, like, if you can't
use each, you go PNB. Like, there are so many other things you can use. If the main
ones are taken, if you can't use trim it all, you go as your six. If you can't
go as your six, you go trim it all. You know, it's like, you'll be fine, man.
Yeah, yeah, I listen now now with that being said you have one more and then I have a question for you
What's your last one you're taking? Yeah
That is
Osteoporosis
Got it. So you break in limbs
Yeah, because you know more you break faster levels just you level up, you know
stress-resistant if you break your legs
More often you level up your stress-resistant and that will help you later on in the game
Big time now so we and also we're using like I'm preheated healing all the time
So if I break my leg, I don't care bro, you know
Yeah, no, I I I agree I completely agree this is looking pretty much exactly like I don't think we have any deviation
This is exactly my list as well now
Now, couple of questions.
Question number one, out of the allergic category, obviously, like you said, it's not a big deal,
but who do you think is going to be the unluckiest person and getting their two allergic items?
Who's going to get the most used items and it's painful?
I know a lot of streamers, right?
And I just know it's either going to be, honestly, no joke.
It's always happened to these two persons.
I genuinely think it's gonna be either peanut or you.
I swear to God.
Anything that happens, it always happens to you guys.
I swear to God, dude.
Yeah, I'm preparing not to be able to use
mule and propitols.
I'm preparing mentally for that.
I'm preparing.
It's not even something that's gonna happen.
But I'm hearing it got delayed.
Oh, just in on the news, is that true?
What are they saying?
On their main Twitter, is that what people are seeing this?
Oh yeah, I just saw, I got a message on my phone.
Yeah.
I'll call with Nikita.
He just said we've been extended.
The installation of update 1.100 for Escape from Tarkov has been extended.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused and thank you for your understanding.
So, new question.
How long do you think this is going to be delayed?
because they typically don't say that, even when it's delayed like an hour plus.
Probably an hour or two. Most likely. Some people are saying like why are you skipping the
achievement, right? And the reason why they're asking is because I didn't choose demo, right?
So the thing is, my approach is season one, feel how much of an impact,
like how these purses gonna have in the game, right?
Yeah.
And on season two, you can always just grind.
You know, like you can choose all of them on season two
when you can, like we're, this is the first time.
So we just gotta test the waters to begin with, right?
I personally don't see the reason to choose all of them
at once because, first of all,
I don't fucking care about the achievements.
I like to kill people in the game.
Amen.
So, yeah, I just want to feel like I just want to test the waters first and then maybe
on season two we can shoot, we can go for the achievements.
Okay.
All right.
Last question.
What do you have for the people in your raids that may see old Gloria C running through
customs inside of three story dorms in the marked room in their contemplating?
What would you say to that guy or the gal?
Thanks for the gear, Swin.
glorious. I love you. Thank you. W. Glory. I'm gonna call again in about a week to ask
you how everything's going. Okay. All right. Talk to you soon. Goodbye. W. Gloria is in
the chat. That was a good one. He listened. Having glorious and landmark back to back
complete different opinions from two of the biggest goats in the game. I'm gonna be honest.
I think glorious won me over with his picks. I understand what landmark saying when it comes
to Hercules is really Hercules is the in the positives. Hercules is the big deviation.
That is what we are seeing people have the biggest disagreement with is is the level 15
start worth it.
Yeah, Tony or landmarks say absolutely not.
It's bait.
Don't pick it.
If you play enough, you won't need it.
Then you have Gloria saying it's not big.
You're going to get the instant push to continue that push all the way through the
end game.
I'm going to be honest.
For me personally, as someone who considers himself more of a 9 to 5er in terms of Tarkov
world and isn't going to sink probably 1500 hours into this wipe, maybe there's a world
I might, but I think I'm leaning more towards Glorious's opinion on I think I'm going
to take Hercules.
I think it's worth it.
I think that having that 15% or having that 15 levels at the start and instantly skipping
the I feel like shit phase of the game is a must.
I love the sprinting.
I love the marathon rather.
I also love youth.
I feel like as fast as you can get to the game feeling sped up is the best.
Now, I feel like the best person or one of the best people that we could talk to and really
get to the nitty gritty is ol' Pestifis or Pestilli.
Now I haven't really talked to ol' Pestifis very much.
Does he or would he, do you think, want to jump in on Hutch News?
What do you think?
Most likely would you guys mind, don't spam them, would you mind asking Pestifus if he
would like to have a call for Hutch News?
We're just trying to get the story.
trying to get the scoop. I hope he who's you know no me me and pestily we met at
a battlefield event cool guy he could definitely kill me at will but he's a
good guy
He said you're fat really?
Do we have confirmation?
He's calling.
He's calling. Shit. Shit.
Welcome to Hunt Snooze.
Today we are going to be interviewing the man, the myth, the legend.
With all the YouTube videos that we all watched at one point in time
for information about labs, customs, and the interchange.
Pretty much every map on the game of Escape from Tarkov,
pastifist, pastili, the third.
Hello! Hello, hello!
Good evening, sir.
Good evening, Pastelio. I'm going to be honest, I didn't know if you were going to come for
an interview and I'm so happy that you did.
Well, I would not come.
Listen, you know, you're scary a little bit, you know? You got all of these accolades
and you're famous.
Yeah, but you've seen me. I'm like, I got your needs.
We both know you can show me your little hands.
But I go very smooth out of you.
What?
Large hands, large hands.
Pestilli, welcome in.
We are currently asking everybody their opinions
and what they're doing for their wife.
And shit, the music in terms of the buffs and debuffs.
And we were wondering if you would give us
a little insight in the brain of the Pestifis.
Sure. What do you want to know?
All right. First question is,
is what are you taking in
your positives and your negatives on the board?
I haven't pulled up.
You can just run me through and we'll click as you go.
I have every negative selected and no positives.
Okay. Go ahead and talk us through these decisions.
I am a sadistic man who likes sadistic things,
And this is how I feel alive, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you remember the first time you touched a girl's hand?
Very, yes.
Very recently.
It was a smoochy smooch.
My wife allowed me to touch her hand just last week.
It was probably my first opportunity, yes.
That was me when I first played Tarkov.
Giggly, giggly, happy, excited.
Yep.
Now, for me to get that same feeling,
choke hold, king hit at the back of the head, just to feel alive, you know what I mean?
Just to get a bit of an erection going, that's me.
So every negative, no positives, and to make it worse, on a standard account.
Oh my gosh!
Fucking ball torture!
I'm going to strike rule.
Oh gosh.
So, okay.
Couple questions then.
When it comes to allergic, what would be the worst?
You see these light up on your allergic and you go, oh, God, that's just a little bit more
aids.
It's either the combination of pro-pidro SJ6 or the combination of AFAC or AFAC.
Okay.
Yeah, that would be pretty awful.
So you're not really too worried about mule stems or anything like that.
more worried about like the healing effects. Yes. Okay. It just limits what you can use.
Okay. So now I have a lot of questions. So, all right, you're doing no flea market.
Fuck the flea. You're cool with that. Yeah, that's not gonna, that's, that's fine.
That's fine. Okay. Broken secure container. You're cool with not being able to put
anything in that, John. Yeah, because you still need a case and all that. It doesn't
Really affect me too much. Yeah, I think the biggest thing that we talked about so far with the broken secure is the inability for stems
You're gonna have to bring all the stands out of the movie. What do you tell me a sandbox shit?
And by
Stand by old
Can you hear me now?
Oh, well, that's a lot better.
I'm being honest with you, you have like 30 setups.
I've seen you stream from hotel rooms from, I didn't know.
I didn't know.
Yeah.
Well, OK, sorry.
Anyway.
You sound like the Lord.
This is crisp.
OK, continue.
Thank you.
What was the question?
The broken secure container.
You're not worried about the stems or anything like that.
you're just screw it.
No, so, um, realistically, as long as I can get keys in there,
I don't really care.
Okay.
Keys and cash.
Got it.
That's really the important thing, right?
So, so whenever you grab a lead X, you know, you're going to get that
little bit more of like an adrenaline dump.
Cause if you die, it's gone.
Yep.
Yeah.
Oh, I actually had this one, this situation where I had no secure container
And I picked up two lead exes at the start of a new change rate and I died. It was so disappointing that made me feel alive. Oh
Gosh, what a man what a man
The next one is is
Incompetent all character skills are level 25 percent slower besides bolt action and all character skills can only be increased up to 30
So no max endurance no max strength
Yeah, this sucks.
Yeah, yeah, that's gonna...
And you're gonna, you're gonna be real hungry.
Oh, you're gonna be real hungry.
I'm always hungry.
You're gonna be real thirsty, and you're gonna bleed and break your bones a lot.
Have you considered how bad Dr. Jekyll's gonna be?
Dr. Jekyll, what is Dr. Jekyll?
After getting the fresh wound status, it cannot be removed until the end of the raid.
So if you get heavy bleed, and you heal the heavy bleed,
you start running around, you're going to get a light bleed and you heal a light bleed.
You're going to run around again, you get another light bleed, you're going to run around
again, you get another light bleed.
It's just going to be really, I imagine you get like multiple limbs with that.
It's going to be so frustrating.
While you're doing that, your med kits are being used 25% more.
Interesting.
And then your legs are going to be breaking.
You're going to get shot by one bullet by a nine millimeter green tracer round.
legs gonna break, you're gonna develop multiple bleeds, you ain't gonna be able to heal those
bleeds, and then you're gonna be hungry and thirsty while you're dealing with those problems.
Yep.
You're a better man than me.
So none of the positives.
You're doing absolutely none.
None.
Okay.
I'm not regretting it yet.
Let's put it that way.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
I don't even know what to ask.
I mean, you've you've inflicted so much pain upon yourself.
I don't think that there's anything.
What last question?
What would you say to anyone running into you at streets of Tarkov,
on streets of Tarkov, right?
And you just got done killing Caban.
What would you say to that person?
Um, hi, this is best to leave.
Twitter, my YouTuber is short of there.
Please don't shoot.
I'm a really odd mission here and I don't want to die.
I'll take it over the negative parts, please.
I'm sorry, Sherry.
And then the second night coming to you, I'll just shoot him.
Okay.
And actually one last question, one last last question.
We are having, right?
I know you're not taking them, but maybe you can,
we're having a lot of people argue if Hercules,
the strength endurance skill starts at level 15,
is it worth it or not?
your opinion if you were going to take the positives would you take that and why or why not?
I think I've worked it out to be about 150 raids. It's about 150 raids worth of leveling. So if you
going to play a lot like we're talking a thousand plus raids Hercules is
probably not worth it because you could use those points on something else.
But it depends if you're taking average then you don't take Hercules.
I would say yes, it's probably worth it just because it'll mean you'll be able to carry more out earlier on.
It comes down to the person though.
We'll say General Tarkov player.
Yeah, I'm leaning more, the more I think about it, I'm leaning towards it's actually not bad.
It wouldn't be my first choice.
First choices are marathon runner, sprinter, youth, and then depending on how many points you've got left over after that,
I would say hercules would be next up there got it. So it's not a must but
It's like if you two or three perk no t1 got it
But the marathon sprinter and youth those are like if you're not picking those you're kind of spring likes, okay?
What's your opinions about bush born?
Oh
If you play customs
lighthouse
Chulain a lot. It's a good one to take if you don't touch those maps if you're a factory labs streets main
Don't touch it got it and cap a protocol not even worth your time
You take cap a protocol then you pay a thousand tycoon to reset your seasonal account and then you don't touch it again
Okay, all right best silly W best silly in the chat. Thank you so much
We're gonna be interviewing everybody else in about a week to see how their wipes are going
Can I call you back and get your opinions on how your wife is?
It's too alive. Hey, all right, wonderful. Don't you best silly? Thank you
Okay, we got to play some league I love league I'm a flat. Yeah jungler, but I'm nearly to nuke it
I'm I'm working on leveling up my NA account so I can play with some NA people. Hell, yeah
Let me know I'm so down
All right, thank you. I still they love you. Good. Bye again. Absolutely later, man. All right. Okay. All right
If you like cock and ball torture, there he is
there he is
cock and ball torture to the absolute maximum
Um, Hestilli is your guy.
Wow.
I, oh my gosh, all negative effects, no positive effects.
That is insane.
On a standard account.
Bro, that is another level of just pain.
Well, Chad, if you want to see literally any negative effect at work, you can tune into
pestilli stream at any given time and you'll probably see all three of them.
Literally at any time if you're going, man, I wonder how bad that is, pestilli is your
guy.
You know, this next week, I am going to tune into Pestilie Stream just to enjoy his pain
on a daily basis.
Like every day I'm going to tune in just to listen to the pain that he's going through.
100%.
He's after the dopamine.
He is he is 100% after the dopamine that is for sure.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
Who's next guys?
Who do we want to do next?
Fragus.
Do we want to interview Fragus and see what his opinions are?
We get Fragus in the call.
All right.
Let Fragus know.
I asked see if Fragus wants to be interviewed see if Fragus wants to be interviewed
Let's see how he's feeling let's see how he's feeling
We already did glorious
Let me go ahead and call Fragus see if he answers
Oh
What the hell do you want my man? Sorry give me what shit one second one second. Yeah, don't worry
Hello, what's news today? We're going to be interviewing practice
He's very large in size and very smart and wits
today today
Right now, Braggas interview.
Hello, welcome in, welcome in, welcome in, my friend.
Hello, hello.
Welcome in.
We are currently, I'm doing good.
It's a beautiful day, isn't it?
The sun is out.
The AIDS is all over the place.
End game, of course.
All over us and extended AIDS as well.
Yes.
We just got done interviewing a bunch of different people.
And we are calling to ask you what your plan is for wipe with the perks with the positives and the negatives and what's your game plan?
Well, honestly, I'm about to be fucking Superman. I'm about to be locking the fuck in. I'm about to run that shit down. I'm gonna be gigabit.
Skirt!
Okay.
And that's like the only things you can take that are like really good. It's like all the movies, be stuff. And that's it. That's pretty much all I'm doing.
Okay, so go ahead and talk me through it. Where are we going?
Well, I'm gonna do Marathon Runner
But if fast as fuck bikes, I can't be like that IRL. It is. Amen. Amen
We drew a bad card. We drew a bad card. Yeah, we drew a bad card. It is what it is unlucky genetics unlucky Sprint sir
Obviously obviously the same thing I
I mean that's pretty damn good at any game you play and then youth because I want to feel young again
Okay, that's really the best three. Okay. That's literally the best three could take. Yeah, and for negatives wait hold on that hurt
So so my question is is why because this is really the big one this this is what I'm finding out asking
I didn't know it was gonna be as big as what it is
Why not?
things because I'm gonna be playing the game hella I mean play the game hella
anyways we don't I don't need it it like actually Tony brought up a good point
where it was like a skill like the way the leveling works right it scales it
gets harder to level up the higher level you go okay so it doesn't matter if
early game for me so you don't think that that early push to get past the
the the the shitnades of the slow movement and all that good jazz you don't think it's not matter
you don't think that that matters no i don't think it matters at least for someone like me no
got it you wouldn't take you wouldn't exchange a week of now what would you say to the people
who say well braggas it gives you it launches you forward it gives you kind of a lead on
everybody else wait I don't need that lead I'm the motherfucker big dog I don't
need that then that shit's easy I can see his cock kid is out right now on the
day I'm telling you dude I don't need that crush
okay let's go ahead and talk about the negatives what you're going
aura well well I'm thinking well that hurts right obviously that's like a
for you wanting to use just meds use more meds allergic I want to you know I feel a little
little lucky I want to get a lot of camp up yeah you know if I if I'm allergic to apple
juice I'm allergic to apple juice if I got a good intolerance fucking I'm silly I get
that bubble guts for a bit okay and then I'm gonna take osteoporosis okay honestly my
my big ass and real life, if I fell from my place, I'm dead.
So now why are you not?
Why wouldn't you take the chronic fatigue and the high, the food and the hydration
instead of dealing with the fractured limbs?
Well, because I'm hearing a lot, right?
That in terms of long term and the white,
if you're hungry and thirsty now, just like how you said about the the 15
strength and endurance, but later on in the white, you're going to have max
metabolism and it won't matter.
Well, I don't think you know, I mean, you'll still lose like the 15,
was it a 15% or whatever?
15% on both.
Yes.
But no matter what, you're going to be, you're going to be like, that's
like in a raid, right?
It, think about it now, right?
Think about it like, uh, say your flow stats now.
Okay.
Your flow stats, we need first start you get, get hungry and thirsty.
Like super fast.
I'll say like 10 minutes it's a rate. You'll be like under halfway or like not even okay. You know what I mean? Yeah
So like you you save more time not eating and drinking like honestly, we do we could take some notes
From like our ii well said iRL situation. True. It probably you know like, you know, maybe I'd love not to be hungry all the time
Maybe we shouldn't you know be hungry and fat all the time. You know what I mean? We don't need that 15 percent
But I think what I'm choosing is like a time saver.
Like, yeah, I'm going to be like, I don't know, I can fall from like, you know, top of factory chandeliers and probably die of cringe.
But, you know, I was going to watch my step.
It is what it is.
So would you say for people contemplating taking Hercules, the food, the water and the third leg, would you say that's an even trade for the people who want to take Hercules?
I think it's a better trade.
Better trade in what way?
Can you repeat the question?
I'm currently locked in an ARAM while we're doing this.
So let's say someone took Hercules for the strength and endurance.
endurance, would you say that taking Hercules and exchanging that for energy problems,
hydration problems and movement speed?
So you're saying if I take Hercules?
Yes.
If you were to take it, do you think that would be a good exchange for hydration is
15% faster, energy is consumed 15% faster, and third leg, you lose one movement speed,
but you can buy things from the therapist for 5% cheaper.
They're like just like dude you want to be quick. Yeah, you want to be quick as fuck
Yeah, that's like literally everything though. 1% is everything walking speed, you know, like it's not just sprinting
Yeah, you did you take the other thing to get that 5% of speed whatever right, but I'll think that really matters
Like that that that 1% of walking state you're like giga heavy
Right. Yeah, that's just gonna suck
I mean, for running, yeah, but you got to think about everything else.
So you're saying is 1% across the board, and that's when you're going to feel it
whenever you're walking, whenever you're running.
That's like, say you need to jiggle peak something.
That's what's going to suck if you're in a close quarter fight.
Do you think that 1% is going to feel really, really bad?
Yes, I think so.
Do you think that 1% is gonna feel really, really bad?
Yes, I think so.
I don't think you take that.
I don't think that's worth the take.
I think if anything, you need at one point, you probably...
I mean...
I know you ain't gonna say Dr. Jekyll.
No, that's Dr. Jelk.
That's Dr. Jelk.
Don't mispronounce that again.
That's Dr. Jelk.
I don't know. You could take hemophilia because you can just, you can just, um,
level of the mentality is super fast that way,
but it would be pretty annoying if you're finding someone and you're shot and you
have like three heavy bleeds. Yeah.
But like that's like, that's like, if you,
that's like if you are willing to take that suffering,
I think it's better than third leg. Okay.
Hemophilia. And you could take either like,
because I think finding drinks in raid is a lot easier than finding food.
Yeah.
So you do a high tension and hemophilia.
Okay.
Now, what would you have?
I don't know if you know this, but I just talked to Pastilli.
Pastilli said he is doing a run where he's taking every negative and no positives.
Well, the thing is, you know, the thing about like this, that guy is old and seen
now and he has no idea what he's doing.
Like that guy might be crazy.
He might be a crazy person, man.
I'm gonna be real.
guy might be a fucking lunatic. I don't think anyone would argue with the lunatic part. I
don't think anyone can do the choices that he is doing and be called sane. No, I don't
think so. Okay. Now, I'm trying to think of what you've pretty much answered all my questions
so far. I think the, I will say, okay, like for, I think for someone like you, don't
take this the wrong way. You should take Hercules because in my opinion, you're not, I don't
see you prolonging this seasonal unless you really, really enjoy it, right? Unless you're
like, you're like really willing to grind and get all the goodies. You know what I
mean? Yes.
Yes. I will say. So, so the general, we'll say this, the general consumer, the general
Tarkov on and off you know they're more of a a poorest in the Tarkov category they should take
Hercules. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, people who are working like Gigaforce should take Hercules.
Got it but all of like you know haven't left the basement in multiple what would we say months?
Yeah. Yeah.
Years.
Six to seven.
Six to seven. Six to seven years.
So the giga sweats, they're not taking it.
That's why I'm here from you and Tony.
But the casuals, it's worth a negative effect.
The thing is, I'm pretty sure like people, like glory system.
A lot of people are taking hercules. Glory is taking it.
I think it's a B. I think it's a B.
Like, yeah, it's really good early game.
But the thing is, with all these other things, you could easily get level 15 strength endurance pretty quick.
Got it. Do you think it's a bait in terms of, you know, Nikita is trying to binge you over and give you that sweet Russian Johnny.
And he's trying, he's trying to put you in a bad spot, but you ain't going to fall for it.
Honestly, yeah. I mean, it's like a stat they could easily get. It's not that big of a deal.
Got it. Got it. Okay. All right. Last question. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Last question. You're on labs and you're running to some individual. They're looking at you. You're
looking at them. You're licking your lips Vaseline and up your wrists. What would you say to that
individual or anyone who's going to run into you in this game.
Okay, like what? What do you mean? Like you see someone on streets, man. You lock
out their sexual tension. What are you saying to him? What's your words for the people?
To like the guy I'm fighting against? Sure, just somebody, anybody in the rain.
I'll call the moms a hoe.
I think that's about it.
I'll call the moms a hoe.
W. Fragus in the chat.
Fragus, thank you so much for coming to Hutch News.
In a week, I'm going to be calling everybody back
and asking how their wipe is going.
Can I rely on you?
Oh, 100%.
All right.
Wonderful.
Good luck today and seven hours
when the game finally comes out.
All right, love you.
All right, I love you.
I love you, Fragus.
I love you.
Hey, Mom, man.
And my man, all right, goodbye, W Fragus, W Fragus again, right back, right back to the
same.
Listen, we have come.
I'm so happy we did this because I feel like all the water that's murky, we're taking
all these opinions and we're sifting through them like a, like a dog doing the doggy paddle
in the water, swimming and we're, and we're finding the truth and all the information
And the truth I am figuring out is that for the most part, for the most part, people think
that Hercules is a bait and they think, a lot of the Tarkov players think that unless
you're casual, which is most of us, including myself, they're not taking Hercules because
they don't think it's worth it, but if you are casual, then you should take it.
He personally, I think that Glorious won me over.
I think that I'm going to take it.
What do you guys think?
Are you taking, are you taking Hercules?
Look at chat.
You know what, poll time, poll time, YouTube kick, come to Twitch, vote on the poll, poll.
Are you taking her?
How do you spark?
Her you lease.
Yes.
No.
All has been created vote.
Oh, I forgot the H.
That's supposed to say Hercules.
I bet. Vote on the poll.
Vote on the poll.
Yes, is an overwhelming choice right now.
right now.
Hercules, son of ooze.
I don't know, because here's my opinion with this as well.
Didn't they say that everything across the board is going to be leveled faster?
Did they say that?
They didn't.
Okay.
I want to interview officer can I pull off the is officer busy right now can I interview him?
The officer might have some different opinions
Yes, we already talked to Tony and tags
He's talking with P. Where are
they at? I don't see them. What
What discord are they in?
Let me ask.
Well, it looks like they're already talking about it.
We'll let them cook.
Is there anybody else?
I mean, dude, we've gotten a lot of people.
I think we've kind of gotten to the nitty-gritty of everything.
Chief! You want to interview Chief?
Chiefington? Does Chief want to interview?
Yes? All right. I'm calling chief.
We already talked to pastilly.
What up, what up?
Shit!
Let me do the intro one second.
I'm never ready, I'm never ready.
Hello!
Interview take 14!
Today we're going to be interviewing Chief GG and his opinions on...
Let's get in there.
Welcome in.
Hello.
How's it going?
Oh, what's going on, Shave?
What's going on?
We are currently talking to everybody
and getting their opinions on the buffs and debuffs
for their wipe and their plans.
We would love to pick your brain if that's OK.
Yeah, hit me with it.
OK.
All right.
So right now.
I like the I like the interview voice. Oh, thank you. I'm really trying. I'm real. I got about I've had about nine zins
I took an Adderall the start of my day today and just drank my coffee
Breakfast of champions. I also got a sausage two sausage McGriddles
All right, so talk to me okay, we're talking about the the positives and the negatives your game plan
And I'm gonna ask you some questions as we go
So I was looking at the achievements and kind of basing it around that and would be the most fun to go for because
First achievements first person for the achievements first person. So you'd want if you're gonna go for all of them
I'm not too much of an achievement hunter, but if that's you know, there's something to build the account around to get an achievement
Why not if we can include it?
and so
the options would be like you choose all the negatives you got 10 negatives or
You got to do the hemophilia osteoporosis polygypsia a bunch of the negatives, right? And so it's
That one would be kind of a quick run through. I'd want to do that and then reset as quickly as possible
Do you're saying your your main game plan? Sorry to interrupt your main game plan is you're going achievement running you want the achievements?
Yeah, well
Yeah, I'm gonna include the achievement into the build into your thoughts process. Yeah, not so much that that yeah
That's not necessarily my goal the achievement hunt every single one because I do want to have fun
And that's why I'm gonna go with a different path and choosing all the negatives because like realistically
I think running around a lot of those negatives to get old quick has still he's doing an all negative run on a
standard account quick
Yeah, so I would rather have more fun with it. Yeah, I'll also
Playing a different version of Tarkov than we normally do
I'm not going to be able to
do that. I'm not going to be
able to do that. I'm not going
to be able to do that. Thank
you. Um the billion rubel
grind. I haven't done it a long
time. They lowered it to 500
mil. But I feel like I could
crank that out quick as fuck.
Uh and so I was kind of doing
the build around that to where
I got the I have the street
tax with youth sprinter and
Hercules. So is, um, the
And get to the high tier loot locations and fight over that then win the fights and get out
Just kind of loot up quickly. I do plan on going through and getting cap and everything and
like leveling up quickly, but I
Don't know how that looks right and so without knowing that I don't want to
Bank on doing all these negatives and everything
I want to have some of the some more fun with it
So you're you're not taking play through
Yeah, that's gonna be like a hardcore account
And I usually do the hardcore counts a few months into the wipe, right?
Yeah.
This one's not as long.
So I'll speed that process up.
But that's the thought process behind it is like this first play through.
I'm going to take it a little more serious where I'm going for the
billion or the 500 mil rubble grind, playing super sweaty, try hard,
utilizing the $18,000 hours of gameplay I have.
And yeah, just trying to hit those achievements.
So you're not taking marathon runner.
Marathon runner.
Top left.
No.
You're the first person out of everybody who has talked to the first person did not take marathon runner. Why?
Well, we I was messing around with it and it was
I don't know the minus three if I did that I would have to take away like a
Energy consumption is 20% arm and leg stamina is increased by 10
And so I went when weighing the two arm and leg stem increased by 10 in my mind is probably similar
I think that's a 10% boost because I think it's on a hundred scale right and so be 110 instead of 100
So you would get 10% arm and leg stem an increase
But then your energy consumption is it is consumed 20% slower. So that would actually be better math in my mind
I'm not good at math. I'm just
So back milk on his chat.
So break out the calc, but that should be better than marathon runner.
No.
Um, and so you could do both, but then that's a lot of negatives that you have
to make up for down low and you could do like maybe a.
Yeah.
So let's talk about the negatives.
What negatives are you running as of now?
Uh, so without marathon runner, like on the previous tax,
I chose the, um, osteoporosis limb fracture chance is increased by 15% and falling from heights deals 15% more. Like if I were you, I would maybe not take that hutch me personally. I don't fall a ton. I know the heights pretty well and like what, what damage I'm going to take from the fall.
The limb fracture chance would suck if you get like shot in the leg and your leg fractures are now limping and you're pretty much dead.
That would suck, but that's only 15% increase. I think that portion of it is worth the plus three.
That's going to happen every once in a while, but hopefully I'll be prepained and then it won't make any difference, right?
Also, fuck you.
Polygypsia, hydration is consumed 15% faster and then chronic fatigue syndrome.
15% energy, 15% hydration isn't bad, mainly because that's just going to level up your
metabolism faster.
Yeah.
And then it also, the energy, the youth on the previous column, it cancels that out
and so it'd be a 5% difference there.
Got it.
But yeah, plus one there.
the more energy and hydration you use, the faster you level up metabolism. So in the long
run, it's, it's not that big of a deal. You won't really notice it. Um, and then allergic
become allergic to two random items from provisions or medication category. There's
90 different items to out of the 90 is a gamble I'm willing to take.
Gloria said the exact same thing. Yeah. Gloria said, Gloria said, and I quote,
there's 90 items at that point and it can't be a certificate or a CMS like in those
Two that like you can work around any of the other ones
It's suck to lose a mule and an obdobla of stim especially if you're going for the Billy
But that just means I would run more efficient runs and I would I would not hit the overweight mechanic
So yeah, you work around it, but the chances of hitting that is so slim. Yeah, so slim
Yeah, and then then third leg. I did the movement speed decrease to that. I mean, that's just like yeah
I don't see buff. Yeah, really sickly
That's that is what I said though, because on a lot of the armors that I run during the regular season
There is a minus two minus three percent
Movement speed buff and then I'll run a different armor. That's like a minus five percent movement speed buff
And that's a that's double what that third like difference would be right so and I don't notice it
So it's kind of one percent. I do think it's negligible. Um, that's why it's a plus one
But yeah, I talked to fragus. He said the complete opposite
He said that the minus one is going to make you and now he's the only person who said this
he said the minus one is gonna make you feel clunky and
He's worried about the walk speed and this that and the other I
Don't agree. We don't really know the overall numbers in the values and everything with it
Yeah, because I could be 1% on your total and
It might not play out like the
like the armor. I assume it would just knowing BSG, they're probably going to go the easiest.
They're just going to do something they already have. Yeah.
Okay. I'm hoping I won't notice that 1% difference. Realistically like I had to do the plus one on
that because there's not really a minus one up top that I can move if I'm going to be doing street
tax. Yeah. Because you have to do street tax for that achievement. I was just about to ask
Street tax you're the first person to take street tax is that for just the extra little bit of cash
No, it's it's required for the achievement. So the achievement is have 500 million rubles
one million euros and one million usd at the same time after selecting the street tax modifier
Yeah, so again, that's something with it and I'm gonna be the account's gonna be loaded as
f**k and as soon as I hit that mark I'm gonna give it all away and then reset the account.
That's again something you're taking specifically for the achievement and you're just kind of
dealing with the repercussions of that. Yeah if I didn't care about the achievements at all I would
probably get rid of the uh street tax thing for sure and then then the third leg or the chronic
fatigue syndrome one of the two. Okay so next question. Next question are calculated to where
where it's like those are worth having
to cancel out the other ones
and you'll end up with more positives than the negatives.
So one of the biggest ones today,
one of the most back and forth thing
that literally the most is Hercules.
I've heard all sides saying it isn't worth.
What is your opinions?
Break it down for me why you are taking it.
So whenever I've done the billion rubble grind
three different times now
And I, I, one of the easiest and biggest gap makers is strength and endurance and having
higher level of strength and endurance while the other people don't, you get to the, the
POIs faster and say you're playing defense from those POIs a lot of times as opposed
to just an advantage, like on interchange, right?
You, you, everyone's funds outside the mall and you're trying to make it inside the
mall.
There's some, but there's some funds better than others.
But when you play a numbers game and you're going to be playing a lot of raids, you're
that, that little 15 strength and endurance that start for someone like myself,
that's going to be playing a lot of hours.
I'm going to level it up faster.
I'm going to hit that max strength and endurance before anyone else in the
community and I'm going to, I'm going to be running around a lot.
Yeah.
So especially with running speed increase, energy consumptions being lowered.
And, uh, yeah, I guess that, but that was my thought process with choosing
Hercules is, is I think it's, um, level 15 strength and endurance
takes a deceiving long amount of time to get to, uh, it's annoying.
So, I mean, I don't think in a regular Tarkov, I don't think I'm at 1515 yet and I played it. Yeah, you know, I came back. We came back and we played it for about, I'd say, two weeks and I did. I haven't reached that yet.
Max efficiency is like 750 raids or something and you'd hit max strength endurance and that's with being very efficient. Yeah.
Yeah, 750 rates for a little 50, not 15, but 50.
Yeah, and you're taking that you're taking a lot of those raids away because especially at the beginning before you get to 1515, a lot of the times you're a lot slower getting in and out.
You can't run as fast, you know, is that the other.
So I guess the competing with the rest of the community.
Yeah, like when you're when you're having to move around having higher level strength and endurance
I do think is one of the biggest game changers and if you weren't taking street tax
Would you fit?
marathon runner in there and add the the well that hurt or
something
The to get you there if you weren't taking a street tax
No, no, you don't think they're runners. I would I would I would take away
No, yeah, dude, because that's a minus three.
I guess I'd have to take away like sprinter and street tax to cancel it out.
So what people are doing is that I think would be worth adding over to keep marathon.
No.
So what people are doing is, is they're going marathon runner and typically, well,
that hurt, which is all make kids use consumed 25% more resource.
I guess that depends on the player if you're not as much of a PDT or you're not going to hide POI areas
Then well that hurt maybe wouldn't be as big of a deal
But I burned through meds like a motherfucker. Yeah, I don't typically run away from fights ever. I want their loot
So well that hurt that's why 25% of a lot of meds I'd be burning through
room and if I was going for the lot, yeah, that's, I mean, it wouldn't be bad though.
If you're not doing the, the rubble grind, you're just spending money.
Yeah, not that big of a deal.
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Um, marathon runner would be nice.
And that, and I could see the argument with Hercules as well because of the, uh,
you're, it's a temporary positive innocence.
Right.
That's what landmark and a couple others are saying is to match it with
the permanent, permanent negative, brother.
Exactly. They're saying the 15 at the start
is not worth the hundreds of hours following of AIDS.
Yep. Which on the next build,
if I wasn't doing street tax,
I would probably end up not choosing any positives
and go for all of the negatives
and that'd be my hardcore run through.
That's what Pestilli's doing.
He's doing that at the start.
introduction, walking into the club, Dick swing it.
Yeah, I hope he has fun with it.
The general consensus is that everyone thinks that
Pastille is going to have a terrible time.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't, I just don't think it adds a
fun value to me necessarily.
It does in, since it's a hard workout, plus some more negatives.
That's fun.
Yeah.
But I think I would rather try this other version with some of the positives and try to build like a fun account around that. Yeah, the next question is allergic to random items. What would be the two random items that if you got your just kind of like, oh, damn it.
And two part question. Who do you think is going to get the worst role in that gamble?
that would suck at pestil got
the worst role on it on top of
choosing all the other negatives.
I would say they're probably
it's Tarkov they're going to
give the worst in it to pestil
for sure.
The two worst I think that would
be like propital and now
mule and obdoblus to I think
because those are your extra
weight carry and so any
And so any major rage you had kiss a goodbye because now it's diminished like you're not gonna be able to take out nearly as much loop
Yeah, you're gonna be a just
Kilograms worth a loop because it's there until tier one and now you're leaving it behind because it's
Like you're good luck. All right, you're not carrying that out. Yeah, it should shuttle the loop. But yeah
Okay, I hope it's like some random food item or like mayo, right?
Yeah, it's like that would suck for maybe one quest the dehydration quest, but you can always just use painkillers to get dehydrated
So I can see pestilla getting allergic to like water and bandages. Yeah water
Stock water that would actually probably that'd be worse stock water and mule. I think would be the two worst for me. Yeah
Yeah, that's funny. That would suck absolute balls. Okay last question
anyone you run into during during this next this whole season you run into
somebody what what words do you have for him? Do we like a safe word? No just
just you run into somebody on streets and you know they look at you you look
at them they give you a little are we gonna do this what are you gonna say to
I will.
Hmmm.
We uh we doing this famous Wendy's parking lot reach around or little sucky sucky little
sucky sucky.
Alright and then based on their answer you can always judge a person.
Yeah based on their answer that like you can tell a person's character.
You could really judge a lot if you ask to suck another man off and you know the
just the choice of words that they choose after that it really I mean you get right
to the point.
Quick.
And it's not like some softball answer.
It's like, that's right there is, you know.
You know what they're going to say.
All right, Chief, W. Sheep.
Thank you, Chief.
And I appreciate your time.
Good luck.
And the wipes.
And in a week, I'm going to call everybody
and I'm going to see how everybody's wipes going.
Hell, yeah.
Looking forward to it.
All right.
Later, Chief.
Chief.
I didn't tell him I loved him.
is what it is, is what it is, W. Chief in the chat.
That was a good one.
Officer's ready?
Is he actually ready?
Is Officer actually ready?
He's ready. Okay. I'm calling officer. I'm calling officer and I'm going to interview
officer let him know I'm calling
Oh music
Yeah, I'm not I'm in the middle of doing a thousand things so I'm sorry if I'm not reading chat I saw someone to YouTube
Like how should I read YouTube chat?
I don't read anything.
I'm interviewing people right now.
It's not going on.
Not going on.
Yes, VibeN would be a good one.
Again, I think officers busy chat.
I think officer is talking to P
and they're sucking each other off or something.
I'm calling VibeN.
Is VibeN live?
VibeN will be a good one.
Hello shit, what one moment what give me just a second
Hello, what's news here?
Today we are gonna be interviewing the three four five six time world's first
Kappa runner and one of the best Kentucky PV peers of all Tarkov kind, Vibin.
Round of applause WJJ for Vibin.
Woo.
Also the homeless problem in California is at an all time high.
Welcome in.
Welcome in, Vibin.
Welcome in.
Hello.
How are you doing today, my fellow Kentucky brother?
I'm a little tired, but I'm doing all right. How are you?
That's good. I'm doing great. I'm currently calling everybody that I know and trying to
get their plans for the white, what they're doing, what perks they're taking, the positive,
the negatives, all that good jazz. You mind if I pick your ear for a little bit?
Go ahead, man.
All right. Wonderful. Vibin, what are you taking?
Well, like doing it, read them all off.
Yep, go ahead and give me the rundown.
I'll click through as you read.
So I'm positive.
I'm running Marathon Runner, Street Tax, Herculease,
Hypo, Poly, and then you can die.
Holy shit.
OK.
So look, look.
All right, talk me through it.
Talk me through it.
Let's get through the negatives, and I'll show you.
OK.
So we're going Hemo, Well That Hurt,
Allergic third leg osteoporosis broken secure container. That's it
Wow, the setup is is to achievement max
Okay, another achievement runner. All right, you the second person chief also did pigs based on achievements
Go ahead and talk me through them. Well, I'm not the biggest fan of broken secure. Wait. Did you say to take youth?
You said youth. Okay. Sorry about that. All right, continue
Yes, yes. Not the biggest fan of broken shoes here container, but I think that's the only way to go about it because the achievement
You call that a challenge
Okay, reach out off course
Which is
You have to complete every survival path task after selecting any five of the following
Marathon runner youth Hercules. Those are three positives and then the negatives are
The roam the rombo, whatever that is. Yep hypo poly sturdy bones and prodigy
Sorry, those are all positive buffs, sir.
Got it.
We don't know what prodigy is yet, so it might change when we see prodigy.
Okay.
But, and then, because you have to reset your account at least twice to get all the achievements.
Okay.
But if you don't do the one I just said with the five buffs, you have to do it three times.
So that's why I'm taking broken secure container.
So you can do it twice and just be done.
Exactly.
Got it.
your picks. We'll start with the positives. Obviously all the movement ones for obvious reasons. Yep.
And then street sacks, it's probably going to be shit realistically. Yeah. But for only being one
point and third leg being like a free debuff, I feel like they kind of cancel out. Got it. So we
talked to Fragus, he thought third leg is going to be a lot worse than everyone else is saying.
And he thinks that 1% across the board is going to be hell.
Really?
Yes.
He said that, given that it's all movement speed from walking
to running to crouching, all of that jazz is minus 1%.
He's the only person who said this.
But he thinks it's going to be a lot worse.
What do you think?
I don't think 1% will be noticeable.
I don't really don't.
I don't either.
Especially with how fast I play it again.
And on top of that, it's 5% cheaper to therapist as well.
I feel like that everything outweighs the 1% decrease.
I agree.
Okay, continue.
And then the other ones, the hypo and the poly
and the diet are literally just to get enough
to cancel out the negatives because of that achievement,
because you have to take so many positive ones.
God, okay.
Talk to me about Hercules.
That's the most controversial one today.
A lot of people are saying it is,
lot of people saying it isn't worth the pit. Yeah, I don't know. I've been going back and
forth on it. But like, I mean, you know, as well as anybody, like how aggressive or fast
I put a game. So I enjoy the the buff of the start because obviously once you hit 15,
it's useless and I get that. But I want to get as far ahead as early as possible.
Exactly. So I want to get the lead. He's like racing in the front of the pack and
staying up. Exactly. Exactly. Okay. Yeah, I agree. I'm taking
Hercules myself, so I do not disagree. Now the negatives, you're
not worried about that 25% bleed increase? It's definitely going
to be very annoying. But I don't think there's any like
any way to go around it. Yeah. Like if I don't even like
broken sugar content, I think that's going to be horrible.
and you can't take the fatigue and the drinking because of the other ones you've already taken up time.
Yep, but you have to take the ones up top because of the achievement.
So, oh, so you're just kind of stuck with it?
Yeah, yeah, I think there's like no, that's like not even like any wiggle room.
I really don't think.
So you've got to bleed a lot and you're going to break your bones a lot.
Pretty much. The only thing you could do is take personality vacuum,
but that on top of the patch notes would mean straighter items are 45% more.
a little outrageous.
I'll have to take a loan out on the house, big dog.
As good as it's going to get.
Yeah. Medkiff 25%, you're not worried about that?
Oh, no, I am.
That, along with not being able to put meds in your container, is going to be brutal.
Oh, you're going to have to sift through the couch for nickels and dimes.
I am.
Every piece of cheese, every car kit, yeah.
Definitely getting picked up allergic. What's the two worst ones if you roll them you're just like GG's you're looking at you chat
You just hoping one of them has a galak with your name on it end game
Well, I heard I heard you can't get a serve kid or CMS. I don't know if that's true
That's what I heard as well. I've heard that across the board. That's fun
Probably like propa tall propa tall propa tall like what OBD to
Yeah, any of those four, can you be led to the saloas or he most that's I think so. I think you can
Like so it's up, but then you have car get you have grizzly like you have options there
Yeah, you have the donut you have options
I think the biggest thing that people are saying is you have 90 different meds that you can lose and it's only two
It's like a free coin flip. Fuck it. Exactly. Yeah, I think it's 84
I was looking at that the other day. Yeah and like 36 or 38 of them stems, so
Even looking at the the provisions. Yeah, there's so many food and like drinks that are just completely irrelevant
You know, like yeah, the odds are in your favorite to not get fucked
But of course you can until best of Lee, you know best of Lee took every negative that you can take
He's doing no positives all negative wrong. I will be doing that when I reset my count. It's an achievement. Oh
Oh my, so you plan on doing that as well. Is that the second on the second reset you're doing that?
Yep, yep, and then the and then there's another achievement. You have to take Kappa protocol
But there's another achievement that you can't take any positives. So you have to reset very minimum twice. Oh
my gosh
But you're going to play this white belt
You're gonna reset and take every negative and you're gonna reset again and take Kappa protocol
Well, yeah, but yeah, I think on the on the Kappa protocol, I might do second and then hit level 3rd. Okay. Like if you look at the achievement
It says you just have to attain the container with that modifier
So I think theoretically you can take it load in and then instantly reset like skip that playthrough. Oh
There's the achievement doesn't say anything about hitting level 30 or getting Kappa or nothing like that
Okay, you're thinking that you might have a little workaround and you're hoping that somebody else says yes or no
Before you do that. Okay. All right. All right. All right. So broken secure container. You're not worried about stems
No, no I am I don't I don't know I mean it says certain containers
Obviously, I assume that's going to be like sick case dot case key tool. Oh, yeah
Maybe but injector case is the big one. That's
Yeah, I'm somebody else figures it out
Like I don't like broken secret security container, but I don't think there's any workaround. Yeah, you ain't taking no dr. Jekyll
Competence terrible. You're not taking no flea market
You're not taking exhaustion
And competent is tell
So, personality vacuum, 45% after the already bullshithing if they add it.
I think this is, you're just kind of stuck.
Yeah, I don't think there's any wiggle room whatsoever.
Man.
Now, I got FOMO on achievements.
So, yeah, I feel that now, chief isn't taking marathon runner.
He's saying that he doesn't, he's doing achievement run as well.
He's saying that marathon runner isn't worth it.
your opinions on why are you taking Marathon Runner over Sprint? Well, Marathon's three
Sprints two. Wait a minute, he might be on to something there. Well, so he said that the
reason why he's doing that is because he takes the same things you're taking except
He goes sprint and then I think he he doesn't go hypo and he takes the wait. No.
Yeah. What was it again? He did something different.
I don't think he takes diet.
And maybe he does take hypo and then he goes like this. Yeah.
This is what he does.
Wait, wait. Oh, never mind. Correction. I just got a DM from chief.
He added marathon and took away youth
Was mistaking energy and stamina marathon gives 117 effective energy youth gives
110 plus faster food consumption marathon will be better for my play style
Huh
So he's saying screw the energy consumption. He's going 15% across the board.
Okay, so with that setup right there, he can get that achievement.
There you go. I'm not an achievement guy. I don't know how the achievements work.
There is the personal buff called Prodigy, but they haven't showed us yet.
That's what you're kind of waiting for.
Yeah. What do you think?
I'm just going to be.
I don't know.
Like obviously, like, some might call this
a prodigy, you know, like they're insane at something.
I don't know what it's going to be.
Hmm. I think it's going to be like creative.
I think it's going to be like gun mastery or some bullshit.
Or like you learn or you get skills faster.
Feels faster is good.
Would you drop movement for skills?
Yeah. Yeah. With how slow skills level up. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, I guess last question.
What would you say to someone you run into in the raid today? They're out there. They're just
trying to get some stuff done. You see them across customs. What word would you have for them?
Probably none. Just to pull in with their name on it. I got tested. I got to get that pocket
Okay, man, a few words, man, a few words. Well, thank you. I am calling every one in
a week to see how their wipes are going or how their wipe is going. Can I rely on you
to call?
Absolutely. I'll be here.
All right. Wonderful. Vibe. Thank you. W Vibe in the chat. Thank you, Vibe. We love
you. I love you, Vibe.
Of course. I love you too, man.
My man. My man. I will talk to you later.
Later, bro.
All right, later. W Vibe. What a guy. What a guy. Hey, that's Kentucky made right
there baby what you need oh blue has a vent appointment in his lab work oh and
she's in my truck son of a bitch all right I was a good interview I was a good
interview that was good that was good chat how long for those who were asking
about why we're not playing yet this is a tweet that Tarkov posted the
installation of update 1.100 for escape from Tarkov has been extended we
apologize for any inconvenience caused and thank you for your understanding
this is why we're not on yet the update got pushed but we don't really
note for certain when it is dropping and I'm regretting waking up early this
morning that's where we're at. What am I taking? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
Boom, boom, boom.
And, what am I missing?
What did I pick that I shouldn't pick?
Boom, boom.
What am I missing, chat?
I'm missing something.
You know the pick hot buddy you don't want to go where your brother's going he's going
to the vet you don't want to go there you don't want to go to the vet no you don't
you don't want to go there diet no no no I have minus five I'm missing something down
here oh I'm missing this and I think this there it is so I'm doing marathon
Hercules sprinter youth for well that hurt chronic allergic third leg osteo
and Polly. That's what I'm doing. Yeah.
Yeah, you don't want to go. You don't want to go. Trust me.
They're going to the vet. You bite the vet. You don't want to go there.
You don't want to go there.
Oh, you bother.
That's what I'm doing.
Yeah, I think this is literally Glorious's pick or Glorious's picks.
Pretty much one-to-one.
Instant capo is crazy.
Yeah, but the amount that you're going to have to pick to counteract capo.
is just too much, you know?
There's too many things you're gonna have to like,
make do or make work in order to run it.
Duke, enough, buddy.
Cap is also easier to get now.
Yeah, very true.
Very true.
Yeah, it's minus 21.
And to give you an idea with all of these I'm taking right here is minus 11.
So, like, if you wanted to do Kappa, you'd have to go like Emo, Medkit, Energy, Allergic,
Third Leg, Hydro, Limb, Broken Secure, and then you've got to pick one of these dead
stats which is just like any of these is the worst of the worst like absolutely the worst
of the worst unless you go like flee and then maybe this or you can have a flee and go broken
which counteracts that and to begin with so maybe this and you can only get to level 30
on your skills, which means you never get max strength, you never get max endurance,
so you're always going to be slower. And on top of that, your stamina recovers 15% slower,
so that would be absolute hell. I just don't, it's not worth it at all. Unless you're going
strictly for the achievement, Cap and Protocol is like, you are just hardcore nerfing yourself.
It's not worth in any way, shape, and form.
I'll pick mine again, so you guys can see it.
Hope I fucked it up again.
What's the minus one?
This, or this, and this, that's what I'm going.
That's my game plan.
I'm not sure where P an officer at. I don't know what discord they're in or I talked to him
I do not know I do not know my friend. I do not know where they are. I
Got to know ID
I'm gonna be honest. I don't know I
I don't know what what more information we could want I think I'm pretty I'm pretty
in a lot of understanding of what what to wear what to do how to get there of course you didn't
take diet what's that supposed to mean jackass huh what are you trying to say right now
You're fat.
Dude, I'm just, I'ma be honest, out of everyone we talk to, I'm just like, thinking to myself,
But all Pestilli is about to have to go through.
Like dude, that guy is about to be in literal hell.
Pestilli's taking all negatives.
All negatives, no positives.
He said he wants to be in maximum pain.
We already talked to pestilie.
Willers is doing that as well.
He's calling me.
What's he calling me for?
Pea-knot.
Oh, Pea-knot.
Oh, they're adding me into a call?
Hello!
Hello, guys.
I understand why you've reached out to me, officer.
We are the brightest minds in all of Escape from the Dark of Melon.
Shit, I gotta do the...
Shit. One second.
Just give me one moment, one moment.
Hello, and welcome to Hunch News!
Today we are going to be interviewing...
Today we're going to be interviewing one of the greatest minds and best looking individuals in all of the world.
Officer and his retarded friend, Peanut.
Tune in today at 5.
Welcome in. Hello.
Oh, I had to do the intro. I had to do the intro. What's going on?
Yeah, of course. That's what it was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I told, I told, I told, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Let me tell you something. Officer was really studying these things before I joined up.
So these are mostly officers decisions. I will say, I'll sweet them a little bit.
I'll sweet them a little bit. I think he needs to healthy compromise
both me and opposite's ideas here on the list.
Also, would you like to do the honors?
Do you want me to do the honors?
You go ahead.
You go ahead, Peter.
You go ahead.
Oh, it's good to see you.
It's good to see you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Good to see you.
First off, first question.
Good to see you.
P, how the hell are you awake, brother?
I live in the time realm of unbeknownst to you mortals.
I live here, nor there.
Are you jumping on?
honestly dude, it's funny because I think I actually am going to jump on.
Yes. I actually want to stream all day, but my people are going to get mad at me for this.
What? My brother, he runs my YouTube, right? Yeah. And he says that whenever I'm streaming,
the YouTube numbers do really bad. And like, that's his job is to get the YouTube numbers
out of me, right? And so he actually like, he like kind of gets a little bit mad at me
if I scream because I've been sleeping Russ like 12 hours a day. Oh, bro, I've been watching.
Yeah, I've seen I've seen dude
Talk off all day today, but I feel like I just did that all last week. He can't really do his
Yeah, yeah, and you know that like especially in the YouTube algorithm once you start nuking it
They don't help you they they don't put you back on track
Yeah, once you once you start nuking it. It's it's down. You know, they screwed me
I have been put on you have to make an account and
And you have to log in and then like my streams are 18 plus now
Really yeah, I don't know what I did
Yeah, and people might get mad at me for this as well
But I don't really believe in making the streams 18 plus not because they aren't they are obviously I don't believe kids
To be watching me at all
But it's just it's so annoying having to log in like it when I go to a video it says you have to log in
I just click off. I just I just click on that. I'm saying why
Yeah, because I totally believe that no child should be watching my stream. I'm 100% you
know, I'm you know me. I see that all the time, but I just hate the it's a log it's
annoying. Yeah, annoying. This is me like a, like honestly, this is making a button
that says are you 18? I mean, if a kid really wants to make a fake account, they can make
a fake account. I mean, yeah. So are you going to play offline? Yeah, I'll play
I might honestly I might still stream. I don't know. I play even if I do I do have to go somewhere so I probably won't do
I don't know. I'm actually I don't even know what I'm gonna do with my day. I'll be on a case-by-case basis. I'm really want to
Okay, let me do
So we actually had a much more subtle approach a little bit ago, but we went with a more extreme approach
four positives. We have marathon runner. That's a non-negotiable. We both agree. That is a non-negotiable.
The second one we did, which is the second most important, was Herculee. Strengthened endurance
skills start at 100. Okay, this is funny enough. This is controversial.
Yes. Well, let me tell you why. Number one, when I first came in and officer had that selected,
I said, officer, show me, choose things that help us the whole wipe, not just the beginning.
But then he said that someone else ran the numbers and it would take about 150 raids to get to that level, which is which in peanut numbers. That's like 500 rates.
Okay, exactly. Well, I'll say you're a smart and sexy man. You are smart and sexy man. I could sit here. I could sit here.
I should be there.
You can sit and have a spaghetti in all of my choices.
So we chose that.
Okay.
Now, let me tell you one more thing.
Now, this is something we really wrestling with.
I'm going to tell you why we finally chose what we chose.
Okay.
We were on youth, but then we realized that arm and leg stamina increased by 10 is a
flat value.
So whatever the value is, and they haven't released it, whatever the value of arm and
leg stamina, it is increased by 10 at a flat rate, not 10%, not, you know, and
whatever.
true. I haven't even realized that. It's not 10%. Okay. Now, now, now when we realize that we clicked
off of it, we said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we don't want that only 10. But then we came back
and we did youth. We selected youth because if you look at the Tarkov skill list of endurance,
which you can level up, it actually increases your arm and leg stamina by a percentage.
So if you increase it by a flat rate of 10 that 10 then gets affected by the percentage increase of endurance
Does that make sense
Say all of that one more time
Fuck you. All right. Arman Lake's camera is increased by 10. That's a flat rate, right?
Flat rate. So they said no, no, no, that's not worth it
Right, but then if you look at the Tarkov skills the Tarkov skill endurance
Endurance is a skill level that you can level up in the game that increases your arm and leg stamina by a percentage up to 70% at max elite.
Now, the reason we went back and selected youth is because that percentage affects that increase of 10.
Not just getting 10, you're getting the percent increase of endurance as well.
Got it.
Now that, okay.
Got it.
10-4.
Okay.
Yeah.
That seems worth it.
And then the last we chose was from Bafilia,
bleeding chances decreased by 25%.
Wow, this is the first,
you are the first people who have picked this.
Peanut, and people.
Peanut and people, peanut and officer.
That's right, sorry about that.
That's right.
And well, honestly, yeah, that's kind of, you know,
because we don't like bleeding that much.
Really, why bleeding goes into it?
That's amazing, we don't like bleeding.
So why not?
Okay, so why in the Lord's name would you pick
Thromo over Sprinter?
Five percent.
Five percent, not worth it.
Are you trying to go grab some more food at the buffet,
you fat bitch?
Hey, you jackass about that fat!
Yeah, okay, all right.
I can hear the screams of torment and pain
from your gaming jay through your microphone.
Help me!
Help me, it's stuck in purgatory, fatatorgy.
All right. Bring it to it for
fat. People yeah, what the hell,
officer? Don't help them out.
Sorry. Sorry.
All right. So you're taking
throw mo so OK. Now question at
the beginning of your raid.
Pocket watch you're spawning 5050
with another team. You don't want
that little extra 5% to get there
before. Don't be a big fat pussy.
I get there two seconds later, they're grabbing the pocket watch I shoot him. He
shoots me and we both don't kill each other. He runs behind the car and he bleeds
out. I don't because I've got Thumbapilia. Okay, let's go ahead and run the numbers
on this one. How many times have you shot somebody and they bled out to die?
Every single time
Yeah, actually
I can count on the one hand how many times I have probably died to just bleeding out
It's about the pain in the ass
Instead of using a bandage and wasting time to fix my bleed I can be flanking that guy
Yeah, no, no that okay you're making sense you may I'm not saying you're crazy
I'm just saying literally every other group of people I've talked to has said sprinter, but you're the first ones
I'm just really trying to understand choice. I switched it up because I said, you know what that 5% running speed increase. I
Don't think it's worth it comparatively to how much you bleed early wipe and are sitting there
How long do you think it takes to get?
from
Let's pick the furthest spot over by the warehouse from the warehouse to
Let's do shorelines far far train tracks spawn to the resort. Okay, that's taking what about two minutes
That two minutes
Depending yeah, I'm sure I'll say two oh, he's 120 seconds all right
So and I think I'm doing the math wrong of this, but it should be decently close
but 120 seconds, right? So that, let's just see that's how long it takes for a guy with
spender. And I'm going to take 5% longer.
The times 0.05.
0.05. So I'm going to take six seconds longer. That's actually, that's, that is that guy
getting in the resort, climbing up the, uh, what's it called? The vehicle getting
on inside of the building and looking at you at a window.
Yeah, but when you shoot me, I don't bleed, but.
I'm dead, but no blood.
Consider that water.
I'm gonna be honest.
So far, I'm with you guys on everything other than the bleeding part.
I agree, bleeds up, but there's also a thousand things in the game to stop said bleeds instantly.
got the goose. I know, I know, I know, but like, think about this for a second. Actually, think about this for a second.
See me and the resort guy are fighting and he actually does have the upper hand. Yeah, we both shoot each other.
And in a lot of circumstances, I think more than you're considering, we both have to stop to fix the bleed. Yeah, it sucks.
And simply we didn't. So now we can flake them while he's sitting there fixing the bleed.
Makes up for that time difference you were talking about.
That's what makes a big time difference. Yeah, resort.
I just think me personally, anytime that I fight in customs, in dorms, I want to be there first.
Anytime, because if I'm there first, I'm the one in the shadows, not them.
If I'm going to resort, I want to be in the resort first. If I'm in labs, I want to be at red first.
I want to be in areas defending a position over getting to areas later and fighting for said
position, bleed or not bleed. That's my opinion.
It makes sense可o but...But that's because you're fat.
You're fat bit.
No.
That's the part in failing to consider.
F*** you.
F*** you, you're fat, bro.
I'm not that fat.
I'm petite.
I went over this multiple times.
Wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, no I just realized something.
What?
You're no cargo ship.
Oh my god, hold on, comms, we're getting to resort first.
Why?
We're getting to resort first because of what I just explained to you.
and leg stamina is increased by 10 along with the percentage increase from endurance
we're getting to resort first without sprinter no because we're both taking the same thing except I
have sprinter as well the only thing that I have that you have that I know is the bleed chance that
does not affect speed yeah but like you gotta face to a fourth of the time not yet it would bleed
Okay, but listen to me. Let's let's let's talk about the six seconds, right and extend that over a period of time
Like as the longer the rate goes on and the games go pretty long unless you're playing fucking factory
Like that they extended sprints. I'm getting there earlier than you
I'm getting to all your quest locations before you buy a couple seconds if not 10 to 15 seconds on the long
Shoot better
Well, I mean
Yeah, I'm better. I'm just better. I'm gonna be honest. I better after I got my bussy ran in arena
I don't really want to talk about anything of the in terms of shooting give me a couple weeks
Okay, give me a couple weeks. I'll be able to defend myself. Okay, so in a couple of weeks
You can come back and tell us we were right to not choose sprinter
No, no, you're a better shooter
Here's a you gotta think too man like in all of our fights maybe an old-school
school Tarkov. I could agree with you guys that bleeding is a big deal. But in today's
Tarkov, everybody, you're shooting a gun that's a laser beam for the most part. They're not
jumping around like they used to. Even with the bad feelings.
But I'm considering early wipe. A lot of these are mostly affecting your early wipe. Positively
or negatively. But even then, it's not going to matter. You're not going to notice
that running speed increased by 5% mid to late wipe. You know, I'm going to remember
you have it. But again, what I'm saying is that a fourth of the time, you're not bleeding
when you would have. But again, what I'm saying is, is that majority of the time now, I am
typically dying instantly to a headshot or they are if they get the first shot on me,
I am instantly dying to something because the recoil is very different. It's not like
it used to be where you both run out of ammo and you start hitting each other with
fucking shovel. Oh, when you get that when you get that 5% speed run around the corner
and you die through the wall, I don't think it'll matter either. Yeah, I'm telling officer,
I'm pretty sure we're wrong, but you tell his ass. That's right. Listen, whatever you think,
I'm just, I think any way that can make me move a little bit quicker to get to a location before
the other people do, I want it. Okay, hold on, hold on, listen, listen, we obviously had to
re-evaluate Mr. Officer and think about that longer but I do have one more question. I want to know the negatives. Did you choose Dr. Jekyll?
Fuck no! Hell no! Hell no!
You care about bleeding you bitch?
Yeah!
Ooh!
Because there is a big difference between having a bleed that I can fix as long as I have beds and a bleed that I quite literally cannot fix until I leave it.
the rate I am can fix it no you have this fresh wound status you're only gonna
start bleeding from a fresh wound once every like what five minutes so you're
really gonna fix that bleeding well no I'm faster than five minutes I've really
had times where I've fixed my bleed walked through a bush and instantly
blood again must be all that fat pushing the blood motherfucker set too much
pressure on the wound. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. You got you got you got your foot
of leaning out.
Scab on
fuck you. Fuck you die.
You should work on that. Oh, that football pressure. So what are you
guys going for negatives?
We went osteoporosis. Well, that hurt chronic fatigue syndrome, polygypsy
it allergic and third leg.
with the allergic. So I was
about to say what okay. I
swear to God if that's me.
You know I've asked multiple
people like 90. I think is
going to get the unluckiest
allergy and everyone said
peanut a couple said me as
well. But the vast majority
said peanut and glorious
even said that he thinks
you're going to be allergic
to like Salus.
I think that he's going to be allergic to like water and bandages.
Oh, yeah.
You could be.
If you got to go around and look for juice, hey, water balls,
here's some water.
I'm allergic.
I'm a need some apple juice.
I'll take that.
Oh, and he's playing on a standard account.
Yeah.
He detailed.
I don't know. I'm just gonna hospitalized that man immediately.
So we just went there?
No, don't let him get in your mind. What are you thinking?
No, but he is right. Gave him his vases.
He's also fat.
What does that have to do with anything?
You have to consider that. You have to consider that.
In the class, that thing was mine.
You have to consider that. Exactly.
Alright, listen, I'm gonna stand up and go get a...
I'll be back in a moment, okay?
And Diane Coke!
I'll be right back.
Don't take this for a spree.
Let me tell you something.
The fattest bitch has to eat Diane Coke.
Let me tell you something.
I mean, listen, maybe it cooks zero.
I just had five Big Macs, but I got a diet Coke with it.
I'm looking to slim down.
I'll have 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 pancakes, and a giant Coke, please.
and a giant cookie.
I'm washing my wig.
So I'll be having a good time.
I'm telling you, diet soda just tastes like science.
Give me one, give me one quick second.
you
I'm back.
All right, so explain to me how you drink diet or zero sodas.
They taste like science.
It tastes like somebody took a soda and just done science in it.
All right, guys.
Let's think about this for just a second, all right.
I want her to just help.
She here for a second, I think, I just think for a second, no hutch.
Yes.
Is anybody you talked to selected no flea market?
The only, the only, the only, no, literally no one.
Good, say somebody else got the biggest deviation, the biggest deviation out of all the questions we talked to glorious pastilly landmark chief all the biggest deviation is Hercules.
And the main thing that they keep saying is is that unless you if you are a Tarkov only you're not playing anything else you're just playing Tarkov for the next 1000 hours of streaming.
It's worth not taking it because you're gonna get in time if you are a casual
Really like kind of like me or like us in general, and you're not trying to sweat your dick off
Hercules is worth it
Then think about all the people that casually play like a regular people
Yeah, they should take her over you. They should take her. Yeah, they're all going to they're all going to
So everybody that you go against is going to have 15 levels on you on strength and endurance.
But out of every single person, and I mean everyone, literally every streamer that has
ever pressed the live button that I talked to today, not one group of people besides
you two took Roma.
Well, that's because we're all idiots.
We are better.
That's right.
That's what you have to consider, Rog.
I'm telling you, Rog, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think,
don't don't even show sorry boss I mean to do not I'm shy also officer do you
want to play today I don't know okay cool okay wait then I never get a chance
to play the night play the night play I'm in I'm in I'm in this busy battles
already go ahead without P officer this guy doesn't even hang out with us
anymore. Oh, oh, I'm metaphorically fucking moldy. Oh, how was, uh, sorry to interrupt,
but how was the rest event? It looked like it was fun, but all the things that wasn't
rust was fun, like the talking and like the meetings that looked funny, but the gunfights
itself just looked laggy. Yeah, it was really laggy. It was overall fun event.
the people who put it on were fantastic.
There was a UI problem for about 75% of it
that they fixed kind of by adding clothes.
So for like 75% of it,
you didn't know who the teammates were.
And you didn't know who everyone was.
I saw that clip.
It was really, really annoying.
But then the Venti Orb guy added it
so that every team has permanent clothing on,
which went really, really nicely.
It was really nice.
Did you have Russians or whoever the hell
I was switching into your clothing as well as the UI bug.
Yeah, they did.
Oh, my God, I'm so pissed.
Funny is we got the Russians was a team of like 60 guys.
One of them was streaming one.
And he was like, we saw, I saw the clip, bro.
I literally, I saw the clip and you can see the guy as he was playing.
He like looks over and then just goes to the roof, just goes into the
roof and I will say that guy can shoot a little bit because he didn't miss your head a singular
time.
No, yeah, no, he actually everybody that I have to die to him.
Hold on a minute.
Everybody I asked, everybody I asked, um, yeah, we, we, we got a band.
We got the, we got the only, the only fewer band.
Um, that's correct.
I think you nuked him.
Ha.
USA, baby.
USA.
U.S.A. maybe. U.S.A.
Yeah, it was just like, it's just like, there's some times where like, you can look over and
like, you know, obviously better game is going to happen by accident.
Like when they're selling as like, as clean cut and dry as there's XYZ coming right now,
this direction, this is what they've done.
That's what you have to do.
Yeah.
You kind of have to, as a streamer be like, okay, well,
I can't really just go do that.
You know what I mean?
Now, if it's like, they're attacking the United States
of America, it's like, okay, well,
I probably would have been told like two seconds
because we have like 300 guys on our team.
I mean, I don't really know any specific information.
I don't know what they have.
I don't know where they're coming from.
I don't even know if it's true.
I could be getting one guide.
Maybe I'll just go check.
That's like a meta game where it's like, yeah,
it's like, what up?
And it's like, you know,
your streamer is gonna have it.
What is like that specific?
And you just gotta add a streamer like,
I can't act on this information.
I simply can't.
Well, you know, whenever I was doing a lot of the RP stuff,
you'd always have like, and you'd have like bad actors
who would act on the information
and try to act like they did it.
But it's like, dude, you wouldn't know
if I was doing that, you know?
Like, oh, I found this fake door.
I just decided to walk into it.
Come on, bro
There was one time in the whole event where I was offered the same opportunity was when a guy
Hunting a guy that it kills a couple times and my guys go he's in B10
And I actually was like dude all these rushes are stream sniping anyways. It's kind of like whatever
Maybe we'll just go do it. But at the end I turned around and go down. I'm sure they go
It's I'm gonna let the shit happen, bro. It's it's more content if you do let it happen
Um, okay. Now, now, now you're chasing Peter's so loud.
Oh, you guys fucking make up their mind.
Yeah. Okay. Let's okay. Yeah. That's okay. Let's okay. Let me
hold on. When there was like one thing I had to do today
that I might just skip. But honestly, it's just this
part of the probably not poured anyway. Not important.
Not important. Not important. Hold on. Is this is
game still gonna be unavailable because I can go get it
I'm like, I don't know, I don't really want to leave.
Well, the problem is, bro, the second you stand up again,
knowing you're alive, it's going to go live.
And it was supposed to go live a little bit ago and they tweeted.
They typically any time that they've tweeted and like wipes and spend two hours.
And then you have to remember, we're going to get in and it's going to break.
You know, it's going to break.
Yeah. So I'd say probably like.
Maybe you have two and a half, three hours.
maybe. Right now? No, no, no, from when it was supposed to be up at what time,
Jack? Been an hour and 45 minutes since the tweet. So I'm thinking probably maybe
an hour before it goes live, but it could be fucking six. We don't know.
Classic BSG things. Classic. Have we ever had anything new come out on time? Arena.
I'm pretty sure you can play
arena right now.
Yeah.
Of course you can.
They had to make sure that was
you think there's a world where
they did that to try and get
people to play arena and they're
like no no we're going to launch
arena first and then in two
hours then we'll launch the
actual game.
No.
Nah, they'd never do that
The fattest fucking shit you've ever seen I'll be right back quick. Good luck. I'm sweating. I'm gonna run a little fun fact
Yeah, yeah
this motherfucker
Doesn't just have a plunger. You know everybody's got a plunger. That's totally normal. This motherfucker
has a he has a like bigger than a drill size automatic automatic plunger it's
like electric yeah that thing that thing oh I mean that's what happens with
shit peanut butter man you know they gotta clog the pipes it's crazy by the
God he's got a case for it and everything. Oh my goodness piece of hardware. He keeps in his bath
Takes it everywhere. He goes goes to a hotel or something. He got his clothes couple snacks and his electric plunger
Yeah, I want me to tell you a story one time whenever I was we meeting my wife or sit at the health
And this is whenever I was playing baseball is a little bit more petite
I sat down on the at a toilet in the health and a little too hard
And I broke the ceramic back of the toilet and the entire fucking room flooded and I went up to the front desk
And I said I don't know what happened the room was like that when I walked in there
Now I'm very cautious when I sit down very cautious
Wow, imagine nowadays, the gravy.
Oh, wait, what?
What?
We're going to cargo ship on that thing.
That's bullshit.
I am fatigued.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
No, we're not hating on Arena, bro.
It's just, I don't know how people play.
I've been playing Arena.
I think for Arena is that they put so much effort into Arena as opposed to the main game.
The reality is, is most of our gripes about arena is that we don't want to play it, but they force it down our throats.
Like, I forced my dog to take his medication he doesn't want to take, and we just don't, I don't want to play it, but they make you play it.
Like, oh, you want these cool skins? And a thousand hours in arena. That's how you get them.
Yep.
I hate that, bro.
Yep.
Or I run into people and-
When I actually play you just spend a couple hundred dollars that you don't have to play it but get the stuff. Yeah, exactly
It's crazy work dude my dog my dog just had to because you know my dog has epilepsy
So he has to get his blood work done like every month
But just got his blood work done today
$600 bill
God, it's like, I've never had a ball.
Is pet insurance worth it?
That you can't get insurance if your dog
is already predisposed to a condition.
That's ridiculous.
So it's just like people.
Yeah.
So like if I went and I was like, hey,
my dog already has this, they're like, no.
Nope.
And if you lie and get sued.
It's crazy.
That's crazy.
But yes, it is worth it.
If you have like a little puppy, 100% worth it.
Sorry dog already had cancer. Yeah, we're not going to help you. I mean
literally
It's wild unbelievable
I'm excited. I hope I hope seasonal is fun. I even like this. I think I'm setting a cold tone with this cord branch stuff
Oh for sure. Yeah, what do you think the uh, what do you think allergy? What do you think peas are gonna get bro?
I
It's the water I will be so happy I hope it's water and so he was
Or water and like prop at all yeah, I was gonna say a prop at all that would be a good one
Like stuff, you know, he's gonna try and use it all the time
And we have to when we're playing if he is allergic anytime. He's like yo, I need a heal
We got a toss of the deal
I wonder what the what the
debuts are going to be.
I wonder if it's going to be like you use something you're allergic to,
you lose all your stamina or you lose all your food.
Oh, that's great.
Somebody was saying that you're going to be able to.
I don't believe it because it says right there, locked the full season,
but somebody was saying you could spend a tar coin.
to redistribute your attributes.
They're going to be, I know you can spend tar coin to reset,
you can spend tar coin, and they're going to,
anything that they can put tar coin on,
now that that exists, they're going to do it, no doubt.
I think that's horseshit.
Yeah, I mean bro, you know they're going to,
and if you say it's bad, you're a non-believer.
I guess I get it, people have said that they're at the point with this game
that it's like the cycle of games in general,
it's just at that point where they have to put in micro transactions to keep money coming in.
Yeah. I mean, listen, I am all down. If they want to sell me shirts and clothes, I'll fucking swipe
the credit card for sure. But just don't make it a necessity, you know? Yeah. Yeah. If it's like
things that affect gameplay loop, gameplay, then I have an issue with it. But cosmetics,
Fuck go ahead love cosmetics. Give me gunskins. Give me give me all sorts of shit
It's not like ridiculous right like Call of Duty where you got skins that are like a fucking
Roller coaster right around on it. I want that boy. You don't spend $30 on the sound of the intervention
Not even a skin just the audio
I remember I saw that and I was just like bro that is that's another level
I ask Hutch about his Mistfall sword purchase.
Oh, there's a skin in Mistfall.
It's $3,000 and I had no idea what I was getting into.
So I bought it.
I spent $100 to try and get a sword.
Realized I wasn't even a third of the way there.
Spent another $100 thinking I'm for sure going to get it.
Still wasn't there.
At this point I'm already committed.
What am I going to do?
Wage $200.
And then I swiped it again for the third time and then I got the skin and I haven't
play the game says oh my god oh we might have allergy info here allergy info this
was from 456 a.m. on the 10th if you take the personality vacuum perk you will
still be able to obtain kappa connecting to arena it will exist but with logic
similar to PVE, you can gain experience skills.
Modifiers apply only to PMC, prestige,
allergy works in a real, allergies works like in real life.
You will have to figure out what you are allergic to.
Allergy applies only to meds, stimulants, drinks, food,
and does not affect med kits and CMS, so they can't,
but we won't be allergic to cellulas.
When the allergy triggers,
you first receive a hand trimmer effect
Followed by poisoning that deals damage to your health. Oh my god
perfect
Wonderful, I can't wait
You know out of everyone I talked to every single person took allergy
It took a lot of time
It's worth the gamble because it could be two things that you'd never use or don't care to use right like oh, yeah
It could be a food item that you don't care about.
It could be a heal that you never use.
Like, look at all the stims we have.
It could be some stim that you literally just sell every time
because it's not worth using.
Yeah, I think Glorious and...
There's a good chance of that.
Two out of, what, 90?
Yeah, Glorious and Vibein said it's 90.
It's two out of 90.
Like, statistically speaking, it's free.
Yeah.
It is free.
But if you're unlucky, that would, that would fucking suck.
I'm more worried about, dude, I'm more worried about dehydration and like running out of water and food 15% faster until you get that maxed out the metabolism.
That's going to be hell as well.
Well, youth cuts out chronic fatigue entirely.
Yeah.
But yeah, I get what you're saying.
I guess you could be annoying.
Dude, we're going to have to bring so much water, but I guess it, you know, we just bring it in our butts.
So if we die early, we don't lose the water or we just bring, you know, the aqua finas.
Yeah. Well, like I told Pino, a lot of these, you're not even going to notice later. So I'm just
thinking about like first day as a Timmy, what is going to help me level up faster?
Yeah. A lot of people are saying Hercules is a dead perk. Not to tell you, but I'm like,
I think it's crazy. That's because you're talking about people that only play this
exactly all they're playing all they're not doing variety nights like we are and stuff like that
and if they do that's going to bite up in the ass i'm telling you every regular player
is going to have like these and going against all of those players without it is going to suck
no doubt unless you're an absolute demon yeah unless you're a landmark or one of those guys
Yeah, I do think it's worth personality vacuum. Yeah, but they've already said that the traders
are going to be what 25% increased or something like that. Yeah. So with personality back you
have a lot of an increase exactly on top of the 25% increase. Now you're doing an additional
20. So you're 45% increase across the board. And it's only giving you two points like,
I don't know I don't like it's worth. I don't need there
We're gonna jump into trios it's gonna be me officer and peanut I think the two default for most players are gonna be marathon runner and
Hercules
Yeah, I agree I
Agreed I think youth is gonna be a hard choice for a lot of people
But we looked at all the math and it just makes sense. I think you should take sprinter, bro
You think so I think so I think here's what we do here's what we do peanuts peanuts off do to sing
He's not gonna he's not gonna know we're talking about
Just spread
He will I think of it this way right when he says I'm going in and
We're five steps behind them like always
ways we can catch up to him or hell we can even be in front of him so before he
gets to the lead X we get to the last exactly that you are a genius lead him
down a false path so okay so when he gets back tell him bush born is the
best okay when he gets back we try and convince him to do bush born and we
get him to take. Well, if we try to get him to get bushboard, he might.
He might be like, yeah, you guys are fucking wanted it.
Hello, he wanted. Really?
I mean, we're talking before he was trying to convince me to get it.
All right, let me click over.
So we want him to get bushborn.
We convince him not to take Hercules and we convince him to do bushboard
and throw mo.
Yeah, or thrombo.
That would be stupid.
You know what? We convince him to take juice time as well.
He actually wanted that one too so it would be easy.
We tell him to trade off his no secure container.
So he will have a marathon runner, juice timed, bush board, youth and thrombo.
That would be so great.
If you didn't take juice time at bush born, you'll convince him by offering him diet.
So his positives, because he really wanted diet also.
So his positives would be, man, if I'm on a juice time,
bush-born and diet, with all the same necklace.
So drop youth, we drop youth.
So he's not going to get sprinter or thromaphilia.
And we can tell him, well, you don't
have to take well that hurts, because you won't be using
all those med kits.
It's going to be expensive, Pete.
Exactly, exactly.
Oh my god.
He hates spending money.
That's what I'm saying, we're cooking.
We're cooking right now.
tell him that Bush born is his logic use it against him he wants to get to dorms
marked room before anybody else yeah so and how do you do that if he's looking
up he doesn't want him to hear yeah and then running up to dorms and then I mean
you can just pop PK you only have to bring PK saying you just drink juice that
you find the juice and when you drink in the juice you're only gonna use 50
percent of the resource. Exactly. This is perfect. This is this is perfect. And then he gets in there
and we break the news and he can't do anything about it because he's locked in. Well and the beauty
is he's not streaming so nobody can tell on us. This is perfect. I think we can do it.
What do you want Duke?
I swear this dog ever since they left the house come here.
Chad wants to see you come here come on come on come on come on come on yeah oh baby yeah
You know, you know, big old fat baby, big old chubby, hey hi there buddy, hey hello,
hey hello.
He's pissed, his mom's not here and his brother went on a trip.
He's pissed, he doesn't care, he's not a happy dog, he is, he's got to be pissed.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
It's a cool boy.
And remember, start fucking around.
I'm gonna put that vibration collar on you.
We're gonna really see you dance.
Right?
Hehehehehe.
Vibration collar.
You know?
Bist!
Hehehehehe.
Oh gosh, he said, I'm out of here.
I think he's listening to us while on the toilet.
I wouldn't put it back on the fucker.
No, no, what do you think?
You know, the fucker has to lock in on the life on the toilet every time.
He's giving birth right now, but it's nothing but cheeseburgers.
Yeah, he's fighting for his life.
Yeah guys guys hey I'm just guys I'm still I'm still here I just I pooped I pooped I'm just I've
worked at this stuff because I had some things to do today so I'm trying to delegate it to other
guys nice we've we've we've changed our choices yep yep oh okay all right what are you talking about
okay yeah go ahead wait all right you know what just go ahead and tell you what are the new
Okay, you want to go officer? Yes. Yes. Okay. So positive. You're going to pick marathon runner, choose time, bushborn and diet.
Oh, hey, this is the way. No, this is the way. Listen, listen to our thoughts. Listen to our thoughts.
thoughts. Okay, so you were talking about bush born, you said, I need to get to dorms without being heard.
Yeah. First, well, bush born solves both those issues, you see, because you're going to run through
those bushes so fast, you're not going to be slowed down. You just want to run through them.
And then, if you were a beat sprinter, what's better, 5% or 50%.
Right. Do the math. It's easy.
Now, so you don't get there first, you don't get there first, right?
You're going to make 50% less noise than you would if you just stopped in your night.
And then, listen, no listen, say you get shot during all of this.
You just carry some juice, take your PK up, drink that juice, and you drink 50% less.
Actually
You cannot that's what you're picking got it. Thank you so much guys. Thank you
I'm gonna give you like give you like five or ten minutes
I'm gonna get down with this delegation and then I'll be right back game. Okay. All right. We'll keep cooking
Really really really really good stop guys
Of course, all right. Thank you
All right, so
time. Yeah, he was listening the entire time. I still think we put him on the bleed.
And he won't believe.
Oh, when my lift in my dog up, I see that a piece of carpet is on my thigh.
So I'm thinking my dog just potentially got done ripping up something.
I will be right back and but a Jiffy.
All right, let's play a game.
Chad's called. What did my dog ruin?
Take a look.
you
It was just a little bit of carpet.
Not a big deal
Servers are up what do you mean servers are up you being you being for real
You're getting one guy bots send that guy to the fucking Thunderdome
Send him to the Thunderdome
What do you guys think that the what do you think the perks going to be for the what's
What's it called?
Not the apprentice.
Was it called phenom?
Prodigy.
Also, would you all think of playing some Slither I.O.?
Yes.
Do we play Slither I.O.?
how we wait.
We'll name ourselves Long Johnson.
Lock in.
We're getting rank 100%.
So, that's it for this video, I hope you enjoyed it and I'll see you guys in the next one.
Bye bye.
I'm a a watch this watch this watch this I'm hunting watch this watch this watch this watch this
Oh, watch out, big dog.
Watch me lock it.
Give me that.
What?
You're a psychopath.
Yo give me an opportunity all you idiot look at what you've done
look at what you've done you've died
NO! BULLSHIT!
I was but warming up
Easy don't even think about it get away from me cobra
I'm not going to be able to
hear me out. Maybe instead of
Hear me out.
There's the only problem is every time we lose we're going to get hit with an ad.
Mark with a K loves mayonnaise. Mark with a C can't stand it.
That's the job. Remember the small things.
Because you make a sub for someone, not just anyone.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Lock in music
Hutch is bald how are you already in the game?
Also, how's there only three people in here fresh lobby this is us
We will dominate these lands
Mostly impressive how fast you guys can get in there
John Raider hey, how'd you appreciate reaction to the video just wanted to stop by to let you know I worked really hard
Now thanks for sharing. Hey, I appreciate you, bro
Listen, man, I know you get a lot of shit for interviewing people fuck everybody. All right
You do an injustice for us all getting information that others won't get and I appreciate you, bro
W john in the chat w john in the chat
I appreciate you bro big fat hutch is fat hutch is fat
hutch is bald
Okay, all right
Get over here feed me
Feed me feed me. Let me consume you
you. No stop eating. Come here. Let me consume. Get over here faster.
All right, guys, I'm back. I think it's just me. Get over here and
whatever I need to sign time to be money to talk to. Oh, my
goodness. Good work. Let me tell you, I remember back in the
day when I was just a peanut playing video games changes
inevitable. But one thing will always remain the same, will always lend you a hand.
Where have the days gone? Oh my goodness.
Welcome back.
So sloshed already. Fuck new command 30s.
It's because he is and he's not using his voice changer.
Yes, I'm not using my voice changer. I'm drunk as fuck. I have a drinking problem.
Yeah, he hates his family.
I'm committing war crimes.
Yes, there is.
And he's a racist.
And I'm a racist.
And you're looking with BlackRock.
Yes, I work for BlackRock.
And Vanguard.
He was put into the algorithm to fool you.
Yes, to ruin your life.
Not even speaking to any living thing.
Yep.
We're speaking to a robot.
Next few political statements.
Who is the best?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yes, comrades, comrades, wake up!
Hey, comrades, wake up!
Come on, comrades, come on!
You're the Buddha now!
Oh, man.
Welcome back. I'm happy you're joining us.
Thank you.
So, how long have you guys been live here waiting for this launcher?
I've been live for four hours and 18 minutes doing absolutely nothing.
Two and a half hours.
Hey, good work, guys.
Good work.
I would have been the same as much, but my internet wasn't working.
I woke up at 7 AM.
Please, please, guys.
Woo-woo, please.
I woke up at 7 AM just to do nothing.
Now, guys, I've been gone for a little bit.
Officer, are we actually keeping
fromophilia over Sprinter just because we're prideful?
Or do we realize it better?
Yes.
All right.
I'm fine with that.
Honestly, I'm fine with being prideful and taking
some of the feeling.
I'm fine with that.
Yep.
And Bush born
Are you guys actually you guys that was all a joke right that it was a good word
What oh, yeah, I'm Bush born juice time
diet yeah
No for real guys you show for us. That's for real. That's for real the real stuff. I'm really looking at your screen
Oh, wait. I'm not I'm not I'm not I had just hit forward. Okay now. I'm looking at your screen buddy and
Wait, hold on
What oh my god, you are?
Yeah, uh-huh wait what are we actually doing that? Yes. Yeah
What? Yeah, why wouldn't I? Are you trying to trick me so I choose? No, we told you why
We we figured out why you're gone it made sense it made complete sense. Am I actually choosing this?
Yeah, oh god. Oh no
Oh no
I'm gonna come
Oh, no.
Oh, oh, I feel.
I feel the energy of a thousand.
I feel a ravenous.
I'm feeling ravenous.
All right.
Dave, is there any way to get Spencer and Tomaphilia?
No.
Uh, if you dig broken, secure container.
Or if you get rid of Hercules.
I'm not going to lie to you, honestly, I think you should use Sprinter.
Or should we really have youth selected?
I know it makes sense with the percentage thing, but should we really do it?
Because I did the math, right?
I did the math.
with leg stamina is 100 at base,
then leg stamina is 170 at elite,
with youth it'd be 187, is that worth it?
Why would you go slower to go faster?
What?
Did you just say to me what?
Are you smoking meth?
What does that mean?
I'm gonna be real.
My thing with thrombophilia too, Penan,
is the damage you take from said bleed.
It's not the action of having to heal the bleed.
The bleed causes more damage.
I think that's what these motherfuckers
failing to understand. It's not just fixing the bleed. The bleed causes more damage. So
on top of still being shot, now you have the damage you're taking from bleeding as well.
That's how you bleed the electric, right? Yeah, it's all bleed chance. I think of all
the times you get shot by fucking scabs early on. They don't kill you, but they cause
a bleed and then you use up all your fucking hemostats and bandages before you fight
a person in the office. Oh my God.
Share. Yes. Share.
I just can't get my butt.
Well, we just do no flea market.
Yeah, let's do no flea broken secure container
and incompetent.
Wait a whole lot.
And then.
And then we just ditch hutch and play Minecraft.
Minecraft.
it's an infallible plan peanut you cannot argue we convinced the fat bitch to
ruin everything and then we leave it's just so fucked
Oh, I don't know what to do.
I'm sure it's so hard.
Oh, it's so hard.
So hard and thrombin.
Oh, I have thrombophilia in my pants.
Thrombophilia.
Oh, my god.
Tell me your Hercules.
I'm not going to bear a thought on you.
I'm about to thromb.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my God.
God damn it.
I'm back.
Oh, hello.
Were you guys talking about how sexy I am?
Of course.
Yeah, I was actually just mentioning.
I said, I'm really into guys who are severely overweight
and don't know.
Yeah.
I said, you know, I was down at the shipping yard
yesterday, and I saw a shipping container boat.
And it reminded me of you.
Imagine motorboating. I'm just fupa. Holy shit.
The smell alone.
That is just I'm from.
I'm from.
It's giving me from feeling just thinking about it.
I will kill you.
Good to have you both.
I would one be to I think I take it.
I think I take it.
I'm pretty sure I went into one.
it.
Or read imagine you.
I'll talk about in real life.
I'm on real life.
Yeah, no, no, you would not win.
We would have to take one large step back.
Take a step back.
Set a goal on the ground.
Fuck you.
I'm going to say something crazy.
We are about to be approaching hour five of sitting here doing absolutely
nothing. Is there a world where we play Arena?
I don't even know if Arena is installed or the capacity.
Yes, Arena is open right now.
Install it.
Or we can play Dark and Darker. I feel like that's counterintuitive.
That actually sounds pretty fine too.
Officer, have you played Dark and Darker?
No, I've not.
Bro, I think you'd like it.
But I do think it's smarter for us to play park off arena
Yeah
Honestly guys personality vacuum is not too crazy. It's not good. I don't want it
So here's the reason why not here's the reason I'm gonna stop you because it's right at the start
Everything's gonna be 25% more. They've already said that
that if you take it if you take that standard standard if you take that it's
gonna be 45% increased everything from traders mm-hmm fuck that and you're
taking well that hurt so like you're gonna be spending more for less all
wipe the only other negative I would consider as broken secure container
Because really all that means is high value items. You can't put your butt
But imagine pulling a lead X and then getting sniped by a cheater and losing it. Well, that's happened
And you get four points from that
So that's one to consider and your kid brings stem case
I don't know if you guys ever do stem cases, but if you took broken secure container, you can't bring
I don't do that until it doesn't matter anyway. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's not necessarily true.
Well, it says and certain containers.
If you don't think that certain containers mean stem case, I think you might be smoking that reefer.
Well, I don't know if you guys are saying that you're single Barry, but that would mean that that's a good thing if it includes that.
What do you mean?
Secure container is restricted to cash, keys, dog tags, special equipment, and certain containers.
Meaning you can bring certain containers.
Yeah, but that's like, you can't bring STEM container.
It's flat.
That's a dev. Yeah.
It's a literal dingle berries out my butt cheeks.
Okay.
It's a key container, dog tag case, and wallet.
Those are the containers that you can bring.
So fuck.
That dismantles your argument.
We're gonna be so hungry and thirsty.
We're gonna be so hungry and thirsty, bro.
We're gonna be so hungry.
Can I pump some of them crackers from you, boss?
I'm dying over here.
guys, I gotta do a scab run and eat more food and we consider that this is not uh is this
website made by Tarkov? No, it's made with all the information they've released. Yeah.
Okay, so there's a chance that this is wrong by one point. Yes. And there's also there's
also something called prodigy has been teased and we don't know what it's gonna do and
people are thinking that it might be one of the best positives.
I
Just realized something look at the top this such zooms will start with zero points expect the point values to change
Yeah, I bet you I
Bet you anything think about these guys are getting into the money dealings of the tar coins
I bet you anything because we have the unheard addition we get it minimum one more point. I
Don't have it heard
Why not I just never bought it. Yeah, we
You are one of those guys.
Yeah, he's one of those guys.
I never got it.
That's when I met Peter and we were both like,
I do not care.
Let's get scammed together.
Update, update, update, update.
Update.
Check your launchers.
Is an update.
Yes, there is.
Yes there is, I'm updating.
Oh my...
It's happening boys. It's happening.
It's time. It's time.
It's time!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Oh and it's fucking cruising!
Time to play the game!
Let's crash these servers immediately.
I can't wait to load into the game and not play.
Ready for the overloaded servers and two more hours of waiting.
I
Actually
of this. What what I was dancing.
It was steam.
I just I just closed the the launcher and then reopen it.
And it was it gave me the update.
Yeah, I'm update.
30 seconds, come out.
God, could you imagine if this is actually like electric?
I'll be so happy.
Yeah, I'll be fingered by my car.
Holds you on.
Like imagine we don't have to play much random games
every day.
Dude, it'd be so nice.
An old trusty fallback plan.
Play Tarkov and hate our lives.
I honestly might grind this bitch all the way up.
Oh, me too.
Peanut, peanut, let me stop you right there.
What I don't I don't I don't know the last time you grind this game is true.
Let him know grind the level 15 while everybody's level 50.
I grind the bag, buddy.
I grind nobody's better than me.
She's the best bagger ever.
So are we going all day and night?
I was thinking about going all day and night.
Yeah, officer.
Perhaps I was actually I actually paid sign officer that I was thinking maybe you could weigh in on.
You just pay way in because I'm fat.
Yes, way in because you're fat.
I'm fatigued.
Your opinion.
I'm trying to diversify the who I get opinions from. I need a fat person.
Of course. How inclusive of you.
Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
All right. I have another joke that I'm not going to make.
Ah, those.
OK. All right. OK.
Then I'm going to grab. OK, then my.
Yeah, you know what?
Let me go ahead and leave that one out.
Go ahead and continue.
The the what fuck?
Oh, yeah, this is this is what it was.
they severely, apparently severely decreased what it takes to get Kappa. What if we just did a stream
right now we don't stop till Kappa? Wait so like we leave our like okay let's go ahead and dissect
what you just said. Are you talking we are playing this game until we get Kappa or are you
talking like one stream Kappa I mean I did sleep really good last night
let me ask you this yeah when's the last time you had Kappa
I fucking you dad
Me amigo me amigo
I would be I would be dude. That's a crowd me. That's over 24
Yeah, that's probably like a big random request. Yeah, that's insanity
So just like casually bring up. Hey, let's just
Be the best to ever do it or do you not?
Go ahead at great great damage to mine and Hutch's reputation as well. Yep
We could do all of that with normal modifiers and pestily is still going to beat us to cap a
List of this pestily everyone already knows he can do it. He's done it a hundred times. No one's gonna think we can do it
Idiots. Yeah. Yeah. Now that's two plus two equals the letter F point. Uh-huh. Yep. Yep. I am down
Yeah to go
That's the thing about this, that's why Jinxie gets more views on Rainbow Six Seeds and like
it's Timmy.
Because they already know it's Timmy's a guy, they already know you're going to do it, well
let's see an idiot do it, let's see a stupid person jump.
I would go till the deep hours of the night for sure, you got me for that.
But here's the question, is it a 24 from like, it has to be from now, not from when
you start stream because that's gonna be like a 30 for us now not even that's
gonna be a hundred thousand starting stream now and we just run together we
just run it start why would we start legs can't go no more well what your
brother said but I mean you could always just run twitch but you can't and
then start YouTube later oh no no that fucking brother for me personally
I can't tell if I'm gonna beat that pussy up.
So I'm not gonna lie to you,
I've already kind of run my YouTuber to the ground
with the rest of, so it's obviously whatever.
And not streaming on YouTube wouldn't help.
It's the fact that I'm streaming.
Streaming out of your time slot.
Oh, did Pete just cut out?
Yep, sure did.
Shh.
Buddy's on McDonald's wife, I think.
Welcome back, you cut out.
Yeah. Oh, I was out. I was out. Yeah. You were out. You were out for the last like 20 seconds of what you said.
We heard I already ran by YouTube into the ground and then cut out from Ross for doing Ross last week.
I was a crazy choice, bro. Three days. Yeah. A fucked up streaming times.
I mean, yeah, well, being an extra when I say when I say this, I know we're getting like really kind of logistical with the streaming stuff here.
It's kind of crazy.
Easily as good for that.
But when my method is, I try to take extremely, extremely consistent.
Oh, there he goes again.
Yeah, yes, peanut.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Tell us more.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Tell me about it.
Oh, that's such good news.
He caught off.
He caught out saying the word consistent.
That's not fair.
Yeah, he caught off he caught out saying the word consistent
No, no listen for me saying consistent doesn't mean starting and ending at the same time for me means always streaming the 7 p.m.
at 2 a.m. block no matter what matter if you're on before after you're just there
yeah I feel that yeah I just have to be alive do you the 7 p.m. and the 2 a.m. block
that's what there it goes again
Oh my god.
I gotta run to the store at some point and get a vast amount of energy drinks if we're
going all night.
I got silly juice for later on, but I gotta stock up on energy drinks.
I'm stocked up.
I'm good to go.
I'm good as well.
I definitely think.
I have to come out at some point.
Yeah.
So the problem is, is when you cut out,
I don't want to be ahead of you.
Because if we all start, we all go at the same time,
we'll all be on the exact same quests the entire time.
You could pee in my butt while I spit in your mouth
and slap you around.
Tell me you're proud of me.
I'm going to stick my nipple in some arm while I watch
you jerk off in the corner of a target.
And then I'm going to slather your back with mayonnaise,
lick it off.
Office is going to be next to me flicking his bead,
I'm going to stroke his balls, squeezing them hard, stretching them out like a play-doh.
After that, um, there goes again.
All like a thing of play-doh.
That's what I think we heard.
Oh, welcome back.
Please.
Oh, hello.
I'm back.
What are we saying?
Stretch it out like a ball of play-doh and then.
He's gone again.
Oh, my God.
Oh
He's back
Yeah, he's gone. All right. Yeah, as you do suck the wind
Like a fart like a fart tap as quickly as he came
Dispersed away
Oh
You can't talk a discord like download
Yeah, it's been weird. Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna try to explain
Wait, it says play should I hit play yes, no
Actually we should just stare at the launcher while you're playing a game.
Oh, you cannot play. Right later.
What? What? What?
The game cannot be started.
What?
Please try again later.
What? What? What? What?
What?
Oh my god, Nikita, fuck my butt.
Oh my.
I was going to say the creator's name of the game, because if I cut out at the wrong point,
that's going to sound bad.
Restart your launcher.
Restart your launcher, okay?
I don't believe that.
You don't think I should?
I don't think it's going to help.
This is like typical every time they do something and it's not launching.
Everybody says that shit and never does anything.
And then you close the launcher and you get put in a queue to open it again.
Yeah, fuck everybody.
It's staying open.
I install Windows 11.
That guy is smart.
I did it for you.
It doesn't do anything.
Okay, wonderful.
I appreciate you taking that bullet.
You guys, you guys, is it 100% bosses right now?
So what is it?
It was, yeah.
Is it right now or no?
Everything's down.
We can't play right now.
Watchers get into the game and they forgot to disable that.
Ha!
Well, the official name is Tarkov Seasonal, right?
Or is there another name?
Mark Obsesional, you're right.
Yep.
Yeah, I gotta get energy drinks
because I cannot start on the silly juice this early.
No, fuck no.
Huh, bitches.
Peanut, I have zero self-control, buddy.
I'm about to rip it, son.
I'll be hammered by one o'clock.
I'm probably going to pop like nine extra medications today.
Medications, he's got them.
Yep.
I can say it.
I think I might drink 10 medical tonics as well.
I'm going to put my medicinal pouch in.
Yes.
Yes, undoubtedly yes, of course.
Uh, and maybe two Medical Max?
Two Medical Max!
A large fried tonic and a bandaid.
And a whole bottle of Ibuprofen.
Oh my gosh.
Reality is Hutch is sticking six blue chews into a Twinkie.
Oh, please.
Rock hard.
Love it.
Now, that is genius.
My man.
That's how you really just feel something.
Oh, my God, man.
I'm good.
You're a piece of shit.
And I hate you.
You got me big time.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, did Tarkov send you those packages?
No, Tarkov is never sending me anything.
They sent me a package, and they sent me a chocolate bar,
and I ate the whole thing.
Fat ass.
You did.
I bet you did.
One fucking bite.
Bro, I'm not kidding you.
I ate that chocolate bar.
OK?
It's true story.
Not kidding.
I ate that chocolate bar.
Whole thing.
I got off stream fucking exhausted for some reason.
I don't know if it was like a sugar crush, a sugar
Sugar, right?
But what am I trying to say?
Crash, crash, a sugar crash or what?
Bro, I'm diabetes.
Look.
Guys, let me use that.
I don't know.
I'm still here.
I'm just let me process it.
What are you talking?
He's processing diabetes.
Wait, wait, wait, no, wait, guys.
Look out, imagine the battle state games
office are all sitting around like, how do we get streamers to play our game?
Let's give peanut a see right up. Let's give landmark. Let's go send him a statue of himself
Send that fat bitch a chocolate bar
Bar you'll play our game
They sent me they sent me like this little this little golden star
I put it on your balls. I heard it's like icy hot.
I put it on my wrist and I'm gonna be honest that shit was on fire for like a whole day.
But anyways I ate the chocolate bar bro. I never take naps. I took a nap. It was the
trippiest nap of my entire life. I was talking about a flash.
I'm not even kidding. I had a full on crash. It was nuts.
Yeah, that's diabetes, Hutch. They gave me... No it's not!
They gave me gold star. I got a little real tech that red that red and black bag that we lose. I got that
Pretty cool. They sent me a large
Sweatshirt, I don't know who the fuck they said
I'm one of the biggest streamers on the planet started by playing park out. You get my thing
Hey, he has a he has an in-game item. I don't even have an in-game item little cocksucker. It's true
I wasn't there by not you having me they gave me that item and I didn't play for like six months
It was during our great.
That's what I'm about to say.
Probably not the greatest time when the biggest game of our careers are out at that time.
You know, it's probably why they did it.
That's what he was.
Come back.
It come back.
Come back.
Come back to us.
Yeah, I bet you they were so relieved when our greatest kind of started driving the ball.
No doubt.
I think everyone in the extraction category was relieved.
Yeah.
I mean they really wanted to they wanted it bad enough. I think I'm taking everything
Oh, I watched it
I don't know if you watched the video that I posted about he's still might be taking actually October
Come on. Come on. I
Mean you do to who knows I'm a believer listen
I know everybody on the internet likes to hate and say bad things
I'm a big believer in believing I believe in the goodness
There's a difference between believing and delusional optimism.
Maybe, maybe, maybe there is.
Maybe I am not a believer.
Listen, when everyone was dogging on all these games, marathon, I was right there with you.
Give it a chance, let them cook.
Give it a chance.
Even dark raiders, give it a chance, let it cook.
My problem is, and the reason I've lost my optimism, I don't think that they're
just dead in the water, but I just, I just, in my opinion, I think they're
a little out of touch.
Are they not?
Yeah, kind of unless they have a coming-to-god moment instead of putting out an update called birds
I don't think things are going to change. That's all that's all I'm saying. I
I believe there's still a chance. I agree. I am hyped up for the October update. I am
hyped up for the October update. I am ready to get back in there. I think so.
So I'll kill an Ark get my shit. I think so. I'm hyped up. I'm hyped up and I hope they
really, I hope they really blew it out of the park because I think they have a, they have a real chance here, a real chance. I'm an optimist. I like to believe. I don't disagree. I'm just a little bit more on the opposite side, but I hope I'm wrong.
I've always been on the opposite side, but I had the opinion. I didn't like the game, not my thing, but it didn't take away that I think it was a good game, good for the industry.
Yeah, oh yeah, definitely give the energy by the way, I see some guys in your chat going it's gonna compete with GTA
Guys GTA
Nothing's good. No. Well, no, that's that's true. That's true. That's true. That's 100% true. That's not every shit
Not gonna be with GTA but gta's only gonna last like two weeks
Multiplayer usually I'm pretty sure all multiways for GTA don't come out until a year after the game releases
Well, Gta's only gonna be big for like two weeks guys
You're going to see videos and content on it for the main story.
Once everyone kind of has that, that you're just going to see.
Like, what are our Twitter timelines?
You're going to look out, look like the day it comes out.
It's going to be nothing but people.
I was the first one to find the biggest.
He is in this game.
Yeah.
Gta is going to be sick.
But I'm telling you, it's only going to be big for two weeks.
to the multiplayer. Well, I think typically a month, not a year, a month, a month. I don't think so.
Well, you better be, hold on. You better be sure that a month is very different than a year.
No, I'm saying it is a year. It is a year. I'm wrong. It's a year. Yeah. So GTA like the GTA that
we're all thinking of that we all love is not going to be out until the end of 2027 probably.
Fucking Jesus. Yeah.
We're basically getting a demo in October.
If you think about it, yeah, a lot of demo.
You're still getting a story.
We can go, you know, change very often.
I mean, that's your thing for me.
Multiplayer is never my thing for GTA.
That's the Internet.
It's like, it is, but I don't know.
The way I look at it is, online RP has been the biggest category in streaming for like
going on a decade and has been massive.
Once that comes out, that's going to, in my opinion, make more change than just the
storyline.
I agree with that completely.
Yeah.
The storyline is going to be dope whenever it's going to be playing it, but it's only
going to be two weeks, man.
It's only going to be two weeks.
of the two weeks every single bag to do whatever they were doing before and wait for the online
and honestly it's it's money because they actually have the complete
and capabilities to release it on pc and put out multiplayer day one
but i mean i don't even blame it because we got i think we forget it's a business their job is to
make money and they're going to make a ton of money by selling it only on console and then a
year later selling it on pc they're basically they're basically doubling their money well they're
And you have to remember this game in terms of the amount of money put into it other than
what what's that spaceship game I think I even think that they have more money in it
than that it's like one point something billion dollars that they've invested yeah yeah that's
insanity oh it's two billion now I mean brown they're gonna do every single possible
thing. Make as much money as
humanly possible.
I'm pretty sure I heard that
they already covered their entire
investment. They wanted
pre orders.
That's I still haven't pre
ordered it.
I'm not surprised at all. I did.
And I went out and bought an
Xbox the same time.
The PS5 behind me. I haven't
hooked up yet. I'm gonna hook
it up.
Xbox in the series X or is
that still the best one?
Yes, five.
It's PS5.
Yeah, PS5 Pro is the best, I
think.
Yeah, I'm probably going to those
Just real quick well just well cuz I well it's for the stream
It's a ride-off bitch. It's a ride-off. So right off a second one. You need
Different guys just for anybody watching there's differences and expenses of things
I like to just buy for myself and stream stuff when it comes to stream. I spent no expense
I get the best for my feet always every time always every time always there's no
exception best of the best I want the street to be the best I don't know I
think there's a lot of limitations on GTA I think as long as you have the
series X in the or a PS5 pro I think you're fine yeah I the series X yeah
Oh well no the message I think was from the beginning the six to eight hours
I think that's from the beginning bro this game didn't come out for another six to eight hours
I'm gonna fucking lose my mind
I'm pretty sure that that was from the beginning. Yeah, yeah, I think I was eating that the whole time. Yeah
Then we just add an update so
And we're getting close think it won't be too long
I'll just scroll six Breva test is never releasing that man
You ever play all the scrolls me
No, I never played
Officer tell me any of them of course
I said this story before I played Skyrim like four times
But I would get to the first village and I couldn't help myself not to do the glitch
We get under and do all the chess and then I would just ruin the game
You're such a piece of shit.
Borrowing on the OGX box?
Oh, bro.
Give me the OGX box.
You need the oblation of the OGX box.
No, you can't even say that, P. You don't know how good of a game that she really is.
Mario Rage and the OGX box.
Guys, I'm getting my brisket off.
See, there will be a remover on the OGX box.
That is apple juice and chocolate for us.
I
Hate you
Eat shit and die in Minecraft
Mama's got some chicken nuggets for every snapper's use you can be my
Craft run when is that gonna happen? Yeah, we got it and shoot. We have to mine craft
I have to.
My crap.
Hardcore, die reset.
Hardcore, I have to.
Or think of this, I thought about this, imagine if we did a server, we had everybody come
and join, okay?
But you die, you're gone.
Well, yeah, no, that's fine.
But no, the way it usually works when people do that is that they usually get two or
three guys, because you've got too many guys, it just doesn't work.
Two or three guys, and hardcore, if one person dies, the whole server resets.
Yeah, but imagine if it was like who can get the farthest and if you die you're just out and everyone else who's still alive continues
Yeah, you already know you died first
Guys, I know you're doing well, but can we restart just tonight? I promise I'll do better
better. Guys, wait, hold on, wait, look at your chat. Just beat it. See you like this
when you're at his house or is he just showing off? You should I beat him. I imagine this
but I don't want to talk about it. But yeah, I beat him. I beat him.
What ends up happening in my eyes is I steal his sins from him and I just tell him until
a year later. You know, the biggest piece of shit this room is is fucking high.
He stole all my shit.
We didn't even know each other really, bro.
We played like twice and I beat him at battle state.
And I'm like, what's up?
I'm at battle state, at BF, at field six.
I'm like, what's up?
Kupar was in, he goes, sure.
Bro, I pocketed like six sins, bro.
I was feeding.
No, my shit.
I remember he goes, can I see how it all works?
I go, I don't fucking know you, buddy.
I'm talking about him now.
He said he got a big box of Lucy breakers.
He gave me all the four milligrams because he wanted the H.
Oh, so sorry.
No, that's not the moral of the story.
So I ended up giving like half of them to Mr. Willers because he rounded them.
That motherfucker goes home and the next day is on stream saying,
I just threw away all my nicotine, I'm quitting.
I'm just, I'm shit.
Oh.
He's missing out.
I split that shit right down the middle.
You saw that I was sponsored by Lucy, that right?
Yeah, that's why I brought up the story, because I can finally talk about it.
It's fucking.
I haven't been able to tell everybody.
I got like 16 stacks of Lucy breakers over here.
Oh, man.
I saw that.
I was gonna talk shit about you not sending me any, but I got sent your
what's it called flavor so I can't really complain.
Pita Colada?
Yeah, I got a little pita shorts, what are you saying?
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Kitas.
This is such a pleasant surprise.
I thought I was gonna be all alone playing.
I was like, this is gonna be a day.
Oh, thankful.
It's cock and balls.
I didn't even see this, I guess.
We're standing in solidarity with not closing the launcher, right?
We're saying I already tried it doesn't doesn't do anything. Okay. Okay.
All right. I really should run to the store. I would door-dash it, but I don't want to do the pain in the ass of trying to door-dash nicotine first
First one down the past point some locking in Lucif you're drinking
I'm just stating a fact, don't do this job.
I'm about to get my leg shaved cost my dad $600.
Honestly, you probably should just get it now if you're gonna get it done.
Just keep telling myself as soon as I get up to walk away. It's
Then you guys don't wait on me, but it's literally like 50 yards
All right, we go to chat yeah
No, if you're allowed to leave bro, don't leave me
my wife's making me chicken nuggets. Oh my goodness. Yo question. Okay, you can you can
be the deciding factor. I've talked to my chat about this. And I don't know. Oh my gosh, I've
chicken nuggets. Oh my goodness. They said that putting ketchup on chicken nuggets is
weird. Tell them that they're crazy. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I will
say that I particularly don't, but there was, there's, let me expand on that. I would use
water burger spicy ketchup. That's, that was something I would do, but I, I put in ketchup
on chicken nuggets is not weird, but I don't particularly choose it unless it's spicy
water burger ketchup. Now I will say this, what I usually do, because I usually don't
have that, is I take a bottle of ranch, I put it out on a plate, and then I take
It's a Lula sauce and I dump it into the ranch and I mix it up and that's right
Your butthole has to be on fire on a daily basis
It is but you you have to be
I'm not a little volcano down there. I
Dyer you
like you know but it's a it's a good diary it is a good pain it's a pain worth
dealing with that's right that's right so are you like you go and eat and you
get the hottest spice or you just when you want a little bit of spice when I
want a little bit of spice I don't like actively seek out the hottest spice I
I don't actively do that now, but um I like I get tacos with spicy stuff, you know Nick is like a spice he like he loves spice like he'll eat like jalapenos just chillin.
Yeah, no, I don't do that specifically, but if if if if something's planned and I can make it spicy I usually do like for instance most restaurants have a chicken burger.
But then they also have a spicy chicken burger and I'll choose a spicy chicken burger every time I agree. I agree. I agree. Yeah.
Um, yeah, yeah, I'm telling you, dude, I would probably candidate number one that needs a big game. That would be fantastic. Imagine 12 pack of spicy tacos.
He's going to get water. Also, what, what is a chicken burger? You mean chicken sandwich? You communist? Well, I eat it with burger, but it's kind of a chicken burger.
Not just chicken sandwich also wouldn't chicken sandwich be closer to communism burger would be more capitalistic
I'd like to check that and bring you an answer sir
Yeah, run the numbers of that one run the numbers. I will
Also, you just play button how we click it and then it doesn't work and the timer goes up
Is that is that is there any cool down on that or if I hit this right now?
It'll add to the last timer or because I haven't hit it in a while
it'll go back to the original timer. One time I had it to where it was a 15 minute timeout.
I wouldn't hit it anymore. Okay. Until literally the entire chat saying it's up. Okay. Okay. All right.
Okay. So how's it doing? Yeah, I'd probably put a hamster in your butthole. And if you had a
hamster in your butthole, do you think you could hide it from stream or do you think you'd
to be obviously have a hamster in your butt.
All right.
I don't know if everyone is saying it's up
because you're telling me to pull a hamster in my butt
or if they're just saying it
because we just talked about it.
They just said it's just a touch of it.
Now, hold on, wait, no, no, no.
Seriously, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Think about this for a second.
Instead of a 24 hour stream challenge
for two or three of us,
what if we each put a hamster in our butt
and the first one to get caught
where the check goes,
You gotta have a hamster in your butt loses.
And then as punishment for losing,
they had to put a raccoon in their butt.
Am I cooking or no?
Pretty sure a guy died by having a horse fuck him.
Is that relevant to the conversation?
Talking about animals and butts.
Well, yeah, but there's, you know,
having a whole animal in your butt
and just having the animal with the longest cock
on the planet, fuck you.
That's a different situation.
That's actually a blue whale.
It's actually a blue whale in case you don't want it.
I don't think, are you sure they have cocks?
Yes.
Or a sperm whale.
You know why they're called a sperm whale?
I can't assume.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay, that guy just trying to sound more official. Why don't we just do this? Why don't we just
go to Twitch? I'm going to go on Escape from Targon.
Yeah, not anyone is in there.
Yeah, that is single purchase.
And you know the first one in there is going to be fucking landmark because logical is
in the main frame as we're speaking right now.
Yeah, yeah.
I still remember when logical first accused me of viewbotting.
Yeah, so when you look at the category,
you're like, do you ever go back, I
accused me of viewbotting, that guy
accused me of viewbotting, that guy accused me.
I don't think of it as much.
I will say I actually ran into, you know,
there's just a bunch of guys who don't like me
because they're either dumb enough to believe what's on the internet or they're doing it because they're like, oh, I'm the best.
I'm, I am so perfect and pure, I would never say anything bad.
In reality, they're basically fucking Saddam Hussein.
They just don't say anything.
Of course, they're ripping the N word in Discord DMs, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But on the internet, they're like, oh my God, did you reference something about racism 14 years ago?
And then in reality, they'll kill 40 people for a dollar.
Exactly.
Literally, literally all of them.
Literally every single one of them.
No, except but yeah, I actually ran into it the other day when I was like on it
I was looking through twitch as I do you know as a streamer look at the twitch look at the games. I
Just clicked I could done a game. I was like oh this plan is where they look like I think I've been miss fall
I just clicked on a random stream and it just happened to be one of those people with like the anime
V-Tube thing. Yeah, I was banned. I was banned. You were banned. It's just a random
just random persons
random persons
Which never seen him before never heard of them. No, I knew they are
Those people they go on the internet and I like oh my god
Did you say this they would literally sell their family's souls for 50 cents all of them
every single one
Yeah, I don't I don't I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it at all
And I would have to agree to with you completely about everything you just said
If you can sit there and judge people like that, you're never doing it from a place of
perfection.
100%, 100%.
Because honestly, if you think about it, they're saying that they're perfect.
And they'll go, oh no, no, perfect.
I made mistakes too, but you know what they're really saying.
They're saying they're perfect.
Wow, that was quick.
That really was quick.
Holy crap.
I told ya.
I'm in.
I'm in it's actually up it's actually up it's actually up
my goodness.
Let's go.
What a timing.
Okay, okay.
I'm horny.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited, Malphs.
I've been horny to talk about it all.
Actions terminated.
What?
All right.
Impressed play again.
I hope it locks you up for half an hour.
Yeah, I actually hope it does.
How would you guys say that?
My car took over my music so my stream just literally listened to you two talk.
Oh no, I actually can't get in.
Guys, I have a twitch whispered from Sunday at 305 p.m. Nice. Thanks for killing me an arc players like you is
Eat what the game needs so I've been arcing three months. Are you fucking high dude?
I've been getting an astounding amount of kill yourself emails for like the last two weeks
So I take this guy back say hey dumbass and someone using my name. No, no, just let him be mad
Let him be bad. Let him be bad. Let him be bad. 100%.
All right. Are we going bare or you sec?
Bro, I'm so pissed I'm not in yet.
You sec, obviously.
Honestly, everybody just pause. Everybody just pause.
Everybody just pause. Let's wait till Hodges is up.
What's happening?
We've already been waiting for four hours.
We can wait next.
I'm just going through typical stuff.
Nothing new yet.
I just restarted my launcher. Hopefully this works. If it doesn't work, I'm so sad
You guys we put drops in our title just for fucks. Oh, it appears the game was terminated with an error
Wait, will we ban from twitch if I put drugs with them? What's happening?
I could benefit by my fucking bro, what are they going to do they're going to ban you think
a shocker dog but you can't put drops in the title because you know that shit would work
do if you're the only one on dark on seasonal day one with the word drops in your twin steam
You're going to be big thing too.
All right, I'm going to modify her.
So let me know when you guys get there.
I meant, welcome to Cord Beach.
That's right.
That's right, Matt.
You see that?
Cord Beach.
I'm going to fix this.
Give me a second.
Jeff.
Unable, check the client version.
Please check for updates.
Bro, what is happening?
You pieces of shit.
Please just launch the game.
do not do this to me. Again, please.
I'm not verifying.
Okay, this is the farthest we've gotten so far. We're in. Oh,
that was scary. Oh my gosh, my heart dropped. Okay, it's
actually opening. I almost cried. All right. I just had to
Call Nikita a piece of shit.
That's it.
All right, so what are we doing?
Well, there's new ones.
You were right.
Chat was right.
Prodigy is skill experience gain increased by 30%.
Hmm, hmm.
What are you doing?
And there's lucky and unlucky.
PvP season, that's what we're click on, right?
Yes.
Hey, don't, I gotta start my stream.
Just try to delay everybody as long as you can.
Okay, sounds good.
Damn, I'm tired of walking.
Better sweep your sectors.
Who are you gonna be? Who are you gonna be?
Bastard.
Oh, I picked Rob.
He's got that deep sultry voice.
You picked Rob?
Mm-hmm.
I don't even have Rob.
Did you go bare?
No, you said nice.
I don't see Rob.
Maybe you're blind.
I see Patrick.
Oh Rob is unheard. Oh, what the fuck?
I think I'm going to go Patrick. What kind of name are you going to do?
I got to do Officer F.A. because fat ass is apparently inappropriate.
What if I did hutch him out? Does that actually work? It's in use. You cock suckers.
stuff. What if I did hutch is so sexy? That works. What if I did hutch? Hutch or misprime?
That works as well. Hutch or misprime. Good heavens. I think that's a great name.
broken secure is six points they changed the values on some of them
no there's no way hutch is the hutch is fat has to be taken
to
the why I wonder if no one's used it
the teeth
we got a change completely
they made fuck this so chronic fatigue doesn't allow you to use youth
youth is also five points now
they changed the values of like everything and some of them don't work together
it's completely different
fuck
alright
Bushborn's up to 75% less noise and movement speed.
Okay, so, alrighty, 75%?
Yeah, you're like almost making no noise in bushes.
Arm and stamina, so we want marathon.
But just pick what we already had.
Yeah.
We want marathon, we want...
What is average?
Hercules, youth.
Hercules?
Sprinter with marathon
So what's better marathon or sprinter? Oh
What about what about lucky?
Lucky so that would put us at 14 points
What about roses all that hurt polygypsia
allergic
Third leg still leaves us with three points skill experience gain is increased by 30%
I have we have to take that bro
For what?
Prodigy we have to take Prodigy
How much is Prodigy five? It's 30%
youth or
You got to look at negatives the values are different. Oh, that's five. Okay. I'm getting rid of youth then
Armin leg by 10. Yeah, fuck you. We take Hercules. We take Prodigy. And maybe we even
drop Marathon runner. Or no. Okay. What is 13? What do we have to do? So Himo for sure.
Oof. Osteoporosis, why not? Well, that hurt. We need to.
I think we're gonna have to take Dr. Jekyll.
No, but because look, if we go allergic,
chronic fatigue, poly, so energy and water,
all med kits 25%, wait, what if I remove this?
And we have minus one, then we go lucky.
Oh, it's not gonna work.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Telling you the only way to make it work
is if we also pick Dr. Jekyll.
Unless we do unlucky, unless we do unlucky,
or third leg, we do third leg.
But listen, this is what I have.
I have marathon runner, chronology, and Hercules.
In exchange.
You got rid of Lucky.
I got rid of Lucky.
In exchange I have osteoporothus.
Yep, yep, that one.
Well, that hurt.
Yep.
Poly and chronic.
Yep, yep.
And allergic.
And third leg.
We are starting with level 15 on our skills, we are gaining 30% more skills and we can
run.
Our arm and leg stamina is consumed 20% slower.
And everybody is going to tell us to drop Hercules.
That's because your favorite streamer is, but your favorite streamer only plays this
game.
Exactly.
Guys, you have to remember, level 15 for us is fucking crazy.
And you're going to go against a ton of people that have it and get slammed.
The only other thing we can do is is take away Hercules, but we still can't take Sprinter.
Because we have marathon.
That's what you get out of that is what?
Well, I guess it opens up.
We could get like lucky, lead, thromb, and juice time, or diet.
Diet would be good.
Dude, I just think Hercules is the must to be honest for us.
That would be really good for us.
Welcome, NP.
Oh, are you not live yet?
Yeah, we're going to take, this is, this is live.
I've got all my water, I've got my beer, I've got my tiles set up, I'm going to
live right now.
Alright, go live, go live, go live.
this right to go up before we're back you're okay all right here's what I'm
running hutch okay marathon diet from a prodigy lucky that's a
for positives you're not doing harsh leaves nope that's if I don't do hercules
because if you think about a prodigy, you're doing a 30% skill increase. That's a lot.
You're going to get to level 15 pretty fast
on Strength and Endurance. Yeah, but if you start a level 15, you're going to get to max fast.
I guess, but like that's longevity. You're only going to get to it faster by like 150 raids.
So you're doing, okay, so one more time. You're doing lucky, no bleed and what else?
Marathon, diet, thrombophilia, prodigy and lucky.
Okay. And the negatives don't have to change. That should zero you out.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think I personally think Hercules is is worth for me.
I think starting a little bit increased.
I think it's worth to explore that we get rid of.
The only thing I can think of is taking away Hercules and going youth, but I can't take youth with chronic fatigue syndrome.
I'd have to go here and then I have minus two and then I would have to go like unlucky.
And Dr. Jekyll or I can go get rid of unlucky and I could go like, well, that hurt.
I think we're going to end up having some differing opinions.
Yeah, we'll have to do what works best for us and test each other's theories.
And then by next season, have a better idea.
but you know also allergic is three items now is it oh my god we have to
all allergic there's no choice in not running it yeah
yeah i mean there's a world where i don't
i get i i'm starting to understand people's
has a hesitance towards Hercules because it's not going to matter after a couple days.
Yeah, I know. That couple day head start is a lot.
Well, you got to remember it's only a head start on strength and endurance.
It's not going to start with anything else.
But youth is arm and leg stamina is increased by chance.
It's not going to make you run out of food and water less.
Yeah.
So to me for five points, I don't know that it's worth it, but you're not taking youth to then get it over.
Huh? You're not taking youth. No.
But I'm taking prodigy, which is going to level my skills 30% faster.
Why not take youth and prodigy and fuck all the other stuff?
youth and prodigy. Yeah, youth and prodigy youth. You can't chronic fatigue. So you'd
have to take chemo, which is lead chance decreased by 25%. I can't do that because I've thrown
So you can take youth and prodigy and you go Himo, osteo, well that hurt, Pauly, I really
don't know if I'll argue.
I mean, I guess there is a very big world where we don't take youth.
Yeah, I think I think I'm not taking youth.
I'm a gambling man.
Yeah.
I am as gambling man as a gambling man comes.
I like that's a must.
We got to roll the fucking dice.
Let's see how I was here.
Hey, why man we have hit a wall brother.
Okay, you need obviously a professional shop.
You need a professional shop.
I'm a gambling man.
I'm a gambling man as a gambling man comes.
I like that's a must.
We got to roll the fucking dice.
You need to obviously a professional top.
You need a professional top, of course.
Yeah, sure, sure.
It's been like that.
Everything's different.
So all of that is kind of out the window.
Exactly.
And we need a third person to really decide what we're doing.
Peanut.
Third peanut with no arms and legs.
Peanut.
You're a cool guy.
Let us know when you're here.
OK.
We're going to use that, right?
Are we going to use that?
Use that.
Yes.
OK, good.
Hold on.
I have to choose the guy with the most handsome face.
Hold on.
Oh, very good face.
I knew what you were saying.
That's what I thought.
I went to the other side of you, dude.
I got the one with the little head and a deep voice.
I got the pretty brown eyes.
Pretty brown eyes?
I think it's going to be four man.
I'm going to be this guy.
And what what's voice did you put what voice Rob?
I think
That's cuz you didn't prestige pussy. Yeah, he's he's cool. I
Pick Patrick those arc Raiders days Patrick. I mean Patrick
No, the buggy lead the buggy right, okay
wait
Well, thank God we I just realized they could have taken my name because this isn't a reset. This is a new version
Okay, okay, so no insurance
items crafting time is reduced by 50% crafting skills starts at 51
You can't again 25% more experience traders across talk of experiencing an armor shortage
Black division operatives can be encountered on specific locations and hideout zones don't require the found in range status
Fantastic. All right. And you want to stock on this one, right? This is the this and everything's changed
So all of what we talked about is all changed and different now
Okay, why don't you buy? Why don't I copy what you've done and I'll help you solve the dilemma
What would be the negative? I'll give him mine because I think officers might be a little better
I don't know though. So negatives. I'm doing a third leg
Sorry, let me start at the beginning. Let me start at the beginning. He meant
Got it. Austin. Oh
a breeding tent and a queen.
Just listen, just listen, just listen.
Osteo, well that hurt.
Polly.
Allergic.
And third leg.
Also allergic is now three items, not two.
That's awesome.
Wait, but oh yeah, but oh no, I think it's three plus.
Okay, it's three items.
Become allergic to three random items from the provisions
the provisions or medication category. See, this one is just a gamble because you're gonna be three random ones
You don't care about you, but we have to gamble me. We have to gamble. We have to gamble. It could be an a-fack
Grizzly water that we're allergic to exactly. Yeah, that's the fun part now the positives marathon runner
Okay, but I'm on it prodigy. Oh wait arm and leg statement consumed 20%
So on the website it's 15, wasn't it?
Yeah.
So scroll down.
This is the new one, prodigy.
And it's minus five.
Skill experience gained is increased by 30%.
That's, there's really no way we don't.
Yes, that's a must.
And then this is where me and him deviate.
I'm taking youth.
Energy is consumed 20% slower.
Arm and leg stamina is increased by five.
Or sorry, 10.
OK.
And we're not picking Hercules.
Why are we not picking Hercules?
It's minus five down to minus eight.
Because it's minus five now.
It's level 15.
And with the choice of having prodigy and the 30%,
we're going to get there so fast.
There's already a 25% across the board.
So because we're doing seasonal and we're doing prodigy,
we have 55% increased skill gains experience.
So we shouldn't waste five points on Hercules.
But I will say this, what the hell is lucky?
I didn't see that on the website.
That's another one.
What is that? Is that Italian?
Do you want to speak Italian?
I'm pretty sure that is...
What's that?
Actually it's Latin and it means
fortune be upon thee, I believe.
Do you want to hear my picks?
I want that really bad.
Yes. Do you want to hear my picks?
I want to hear your picks.
So negatives.
I have osteoporosis.
Got it.
Well that hurt.
Polygypsy chronic fatigue syndrome and allergic and then obviously third leg
So here's the positives
marathon runner
diet
thrombophilia
Wait guys minus two now. Why would you guys minus two down to the minus one?
Well, cuz you have two points. Let them cook my
You can either
I thought I'm feeling it got it prodigy. I'm lucky you're losing you're losing youth which
is the energy 20% slower and the arm and leg stamina has increased by 10. I'm not gonna
lie to you that one is no way we don't know that's not what you this what you say what
We can change 20% slower.
Arm and legs stamina is increased by 10.
But Pina, that means you're gonna have to select hemophilia
because you can't use chronic fatigue syndrome
if you use youth.
Yep.
So what was the dilemma when we were coming in here?
Well, the dilemma is one,
I'm not willing to do hemophilia and he wants youth.
So that's where we differ,
which causes other things to change.
you, huh? Listen, listen first. I'm down to change. I'm down to change. Hold on. Let me
just, let me just say this real quick. Youth is five whole points. Yeah. And energy is consumed
20% slower. That's literally just your food. That's nothing. I can honestly, we can just
write that off. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Arm and leg stamina is increased by 10. Now,
what we said was that we're just guessing, but leg stamina is 100 by default. So it
it would be 110.
When you're at elite endurance level 51,
your leg stamina, again, the South Theoretical,
would be 187 versus, if you didn't have youth, 170.
For five points, because remember,
this was minus three on the website,
for five points, a 17 difference from 170 to 187
is not worth it for me.
I don't think, I think energy,
I think energy, I think energy doesn't mean food.
I think energy is the amount, like when you're running.
No, energy is your food.
Look, look up, look back on chronic fatigue syndrome
under negatives.
Energy is consumed 20% faster.
Oh, it is food, you're right.
Energy is your food.
You, this is not worth it for five points.
Yeah, I don't disagree.
Okay, fuck you.
Okay, so we're just saying screw Hercules
because of such a percentage boost.
I think with Prodigy and the 25% default increase
in skill learning, I don't think Hercules is worth it,
especially for five points.
Cause remember on the website, it was three points.
Yeah.
It's not worth it anymore.
And what are you guys taking again?
You're doing marathon runner, diet.
I'm about to go rogue.
Rogue.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I think we take diet off and do something else.
That's what I did.
I switched it to Tarkov shooter.
Cause Tarkov shooter is on two points.
those two are kind of throwaways,
because you're either gonna pick juice time,
Tarkov, shooter, or diet.
Hold on, let's take off diet for a second.
Wait, wait, first off, let me look if there's anything else
that I can choose on the negatives.
Let me see that I can do it, let me see.
Where are we at right now, officer, without Tarkov?
Like, what are your negatives?
Sorry, what are your negatives, what are your negatives?
Osteoporosis, well, that hurt, polygypsia,
chronic fatigue,
Allergic and third leg as I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm kind of tempted to get rid of thrombophilia cause listen, bleeding.
Listen, listen, listen, just wait.
Hear me out for a second.
Keep this trash me.
Listen, thrombophilia decreases bleeding chance by 25%.
That is 100% true, but we already said that the reason we don't want breathing
chance is never one, it hurts just more, a bit more.
And then also if we're not bandaging while the enemy is bandaging,
weak and flank. But look at this for a second. They have
sturdy bones, which is different than what was on the
website. Lim fracture chance decreases by 25%. If I had to
choose between not bleeding during a fight and not getting my
legs broken during a fight, I would choose not getting my legs
broken during a fight.
How do you get what is so we have to get osteo off? And we
We removed diet, we removed thrombophilia, we activate, we're minus, we're one off.
Oh wait, we can disable osteoporosis and enable sturdy bones.
That's a 50% increase on limb sturdiness.
That's a 50% increase right there.
50%.
Okay, what is it again, sorry?
Oh wait, we're still minus two, shit.
I thought I just got a ton of points back.
I took off diet and thrombus, wait, hold on, wait,
what is that?
Okay, I have something, I have something.
Marathon runner, okay?
Sturdy bones, prodigy, no lucky.
In order to do that, I had to take,
well that hurt, Polly, chronic, allergic,
allergic and dr. Jekyll I
Don't like dr. Jekyll I don't either I
Do not like dr. Jekyll
Fuck dr. Jekyll yeah, you guys hold on can I pay something real quick hold on sure
Well, they did up osteoporosis I didn't realize that I did
chance is increased from it was 15 out 25 and it was 10 now it's 20 guys I'm not
going to lie to you I'm kind of willing to do Dr. Jekyll if I can have sturdy
bones that's what I'm saying I don't know what sturdy bones wait we're still
missing one point uh do you have third leg
yeah they're like that we wait wait why am I missing one point third leg
Allergic, chronic, poly.
Oh, you took off lucky?
Did you have lucky?
Took off lucky.
Hold on real quick.
What if we do this?
What if we did broke container?
It's a weak point.
What if we did broken container?
No, no, but we can do it now.
That's not true.
We have to, right?
Okay.
No, no, Kazima.
When you go to like...
They have battle pass documents.
Oh, you can put battle pass documents in there.
So I guess really the only thing you're losing out
I mean that's what gets us through the day right to an extent no stems
well yeah I'm gonna read off what I what I what this final thing is and then
everybody give me the insights I have all med kids use 25% more resource well
that hurt hydration is consumed 50% faster chronic fee and fatigue syndrome
energy is consumed 20% faster dr. Jekyll after getting the fresh wound
status that cannot be moved until the end of the raid, allergic and third leg.
And then I have marathon runner on the positive.
I have sturdy bones.
I have prodigy and that's it.
That's what I have.
I don't know if that's worth it though.
I'm at osteoporosis, poly, chronic, allergic, third leg,
and I have marathon, thromophilia, prodigy, lucky, I'm positive.
Hear me out.
Fuck sturdy bones.
Reason being.
I think we're just going to have to do what we want to do.
Here's my thing.
We say fuck sturdy bones.
We go thrombo, and we go lucky.
Because you gotta think, majority of the time,
we've played a lot, we have a lot of hours.
How often do you get your legs broken
and you're not rolling PKs?
I always roll PKs.
Well, that's the problem.
I don't roll PKs at all.
Oh, shit.
I don't roll PKs at all.
But I'm willing to change my ways.
I am willing to change my ways.
Because in my opinion, I think taking the time,
running morphine, instantly, breaks don't matter.
Just pop a morphine, pop a PK.
But getting bleeds 25% less,
That's the difference between you bleeding out from a heavy and you not getting the heavy at all
Wait, think about this for a second guys guys. Oh my god. I just thought about something
You know, we've been debating this by the way for anybody this doesn't know hot she's been live for five hours
Obviously been live at three hours. We haven't happened. So we've been debating
Debating this for the last five fucking hours guys. I just got here. Well, I was here for like less, too
But I just got here live
Think about this for a second. I was telling me have not considered we've considered flanking
for the, the, the, the homophilia, whatever it's called, or the thrombophilia, we, we consider
flanking, we consider taking more damage. How many times, and I can, I vividly remember
this, how many times you peek out of hallway, you shoot him a couple of times, he shoots
you a couple of times, you dip back in the room, and you look up at the top right,
and three limbs black out, boop, boop, boop, because you're bleeding.
All the time, that's what I'm saying. All the time. All the time. All the time.
If you choose thrombophilia, you just save yourself three CMS kids,
two damn minutes of, of healing up.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I'm great.
But we all, we're taking Dr.
Jekyll right now.
But, but there's a 25% chance that the Dr.
Jekyll bleeds don't happen if we're taking thrombophilia.
Yeah, I think we're just gonna have to I think we're just gonna have to go with what we have right now
Get in the game where we have marathon runner. Yeah, Rambo
Prodigy and lucky
The only thing we can do is is take off lucky and we no longer have to run dr. Jekyll
And then that's true. Okay. Okay, so that's the final argument. Yeah, do we want this is all right?
Here we go. Here we go. Let me put this out real clear so we can all understand it. We can either have
have lucky but we also have to take Dr. Jekyll after getting the fresh moon status it cannot
be removed until the end of the raid or we can take neither of them.
No lucky, no Dr. Jekyll.
Are you feeling lucky, boss?
I really want lucky though.
All right, Dr. Jekyll.
I really want lucky.
We're going to talk to Dr. Jekyll.
That's the only way.
Okay, so what's our move here?
For positives?
Positives, Marathon, Thrombo, Sturdy, no, sorry.
Brody G, yeah.
I'm lucky.
All right.
And in return, we're doing Well That Hurt,
Pauly, Chronic, Allergic, and Dr. Jekyll.
And Third Lake.
As you guys, I want lucky.
I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah, that's what we did.
That's what we said.
That's what we're doing.
What is it?
Positives, Marathon, Thrombo.
Yep.
Prodigy and lucky yep negatives
Ostia or sorry well it hurt
Olly chronic allergic dr. Jekyll and third leg
We could always hold on we can always
No, what I want dr. Jekyll well too bad
I
Don't want dr. Jekyll boys. You're going out of the lucky you're gonna have to hang out with mr. Jekyll
I want Dr. Jekyll boss.
Gonna have to hang out with Mr. Jekyll.
I don't want Dr. Jekyll.
I'm hitting next.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have one more idea.
What?
Fuck you.
Moving on.
No, what if we just took off Thumbifilia?
Oh, I got a back end there as soon as I hit accept.
Ha! You've been punished for being impatient, you greedy bastard.
You've been punished by God.
We can smile you down.
We could take we're never going to fill you off.
And we could we both we don't longer have to take third leg
and we no longer have to take Dr. Jekyll.
I don't hate that idea.
I was never against Jekyll.
I think that's a perfectly fine negative.
No, are you sure?
Yeah, so you got to heal some bleeds two or three times before you get out whoop-de-doo
Yeah, but think about it. We have well that hurt all medkit uses consume 25% of resources
You don't realize how much you're really putting in now
That's a ton
No
I disagree
Plus you have to get the fresh you have to get the fresh wound to have to deal with that anyway
way. Yeah, it happens. I'm not
going anywhere. Lucky. Lucky.
I'm not going anywhere without
looking. All right. Make the
choice. Are we doing thrombo or
not? Because if we do thrombo,
we have to take third leg and
Dr. Jekyll. Are we doing
thrombo or not? Make the
choice. I'm ready to play.
What we thinking? I already
get accepted. So, I think
mine's already gone through.
We really can't play. He
just has giant broken. Let's
Let's just cool down. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Cool. That's just gonna really can't play yet. We really can't play it
I'm pretty sure I'm looking at it. Tony in the game right now
Oh, nevermind. Okay. Maybe I'm lucky
Way to fucking game bear that motherfucker. Fuck that
This is supposed to be my day off. I'm not taking any shit from anyone fucking bear the guy. Okay as well
Okay, I just thought of something
How often do you die from a bleed reopening? Never. It's just annoying. But how often do you
die because like you said, you get three blacked out limbs in a fight because of heavy bleeds?
Yeah, often. Often. So I think thrombo is good. We take, I'm doing this, third leg, Dr. Jekyll,
lock it in. That's what I'm doing. Barathon, thrombo, prodigy, lucky.
So you just did what we just circled back to what I expected.
up yep that's the way we see Dr. Jekyll we see Dr. Jekyll and we're taking
it we're taking it on let's go let's go
and I got it back in there that's what I thought and now it will not work we took
too long now we're all fucked you know got put in the void what did the light
I'm a sweet treat. Wonderful. Wonderful. Oh hey, at least we got to talk with our friends.
Yep.
Uh, acquaintances. A bunch of just trod wood.
Go to hell.
Fuck you, bitch.
Go workers. Go workers.
Fuck you, bitch.
Uh, okay. Fuck it. I'm going in.
Wait, so we just to confirm we have marathon runner party G lucky from a filia and then well that hurt Paulie
Just dips you out there like allergic chronic fatigue syndrome correct? Where's I say?
Oh my gosh, there's a battle pass. I'm buying everything with with my money. It is what it is
I don't care, judge me if you want.
I'm buying it all.
Whenever I can launch back into the game.
I'm sad. I can't wait to find out what three items I'm allergic to.
Somebody gave me a method that might work, we'll see.
Okay. I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it in the life.
What did it? What do you?
Launch Battle.I through the folder.
Go to your browse files, go to Battle.I,
Launch the executable and then launch the game. It works.
How do I find that?
So go to your drop down on the launcher and go to browse the local files.
Oh, yeah. I hate that we have to do this.
Oh, man. No way you didn't have an issue.
Oh, we got to look at these files.
Oh my gosh, yeah.
The battle I is.
All right, so how do I do it?
I figured it out.
So you're going to launch battle I.
Launch settings?
The executable file and the battle I folder.
I don't I don't know how to get there. I'm trying to find out
Browse local files, and there's a folder called battle. I
And we're just full around over. Just pull it out. I'm gonna be up and listen to this listen to this video
Why is it that I am always the one
That that gets stuck with this shit the one person who who is as
as dumb as it comes.
Why?
Why am I always the one that this happens to?
I'm so upset.
I still can't find it.
I don't understand when you say drop down,
what do you mean by that?
On your launcher, there's the-
Oh, browse local files, found it.
Yep.
And then you hit the battle I folder.
Yep.
And then launch the battle I executable.
BE service on 64.
Whichever one just has the XE next to it.
I think there's only one.
EXE.
All I see is BE service underscore 64.
Yeah, that one.
And then launch that in how?
Launch that, just click on it, double click it.
Run it as administrator.
Then launch the game.
Just run it.
Okay.
And then just launch the game
like normally should work.
It's gonna set you back though to character creation.
That's okay.
Where am I missing?
Oh, I've selected osteoporosis, okay.
Except.
Nope, it doesn't work anyway.
What, you threw the creation, the character creation
and selecting attributes and you get the same error.
Yep, it didn't work for me.
I didn't even launch the game.
Why, bro?
Well, why?
Why do you do this to me, Battlestate?
Yeah, I already cleared logs, did work.
Why do you do this to me?
I swear, I'm not kidding you.
I have been at launch for BSG games and for Tarkov.
I've touched on this a good happen.
10 times, and I have had an issue every single time.
People are saying that they got into raids
and said that they're having back-end errors now anyway,
so the game is cooked at the moment.
I don't think it's ever actually worked for me, not once.
And furiating.
I'm just going to keep launching over and over again.
Ever play hunt?
Well, I've played it, but never like play to play that.
Charge mouse, good comms.
I just shut down the launcher and now the launcher won't open as well. W battle state.
Yep. Now I can't even launch the launcher.
Hey guys, I'm back.
Hey, how you doing? Back to just sitting here talking the solution I found doesn't help and everybody's crashing.
Hey guys, all you have to do is just make your game work.
Oh.
Yeah, I did.
Oh
I can't even open the launcher
Okay, let me see if I'm allergic to a fax
What's this a head mounted?
Just now realizing that
Can I have anything
My dreams and rip them away got a tree ride. Oh, I'm happy about one thing
one day
Are you ripping away for me?
I
Always will
Ideas me for one second. Okay. Let me see if I can't find the cure to this
So I'm at the point where I can't chat I can't even open up the launcher
I'm like uber fucked
But you just such a kick in the absolute dick.
Okay, launchers open, pressing play.
Come on.
Hold.
Motherfucka.
Please.
There's no way it's going to work.
This is herpes.
How do you quick-tick stuff again?
I'm like talking to you.
Oh, there we go.
What?
Well, I did it.
Say it with your chest.
Now the game is timing me out for pressing play.
What a delight.
What is the light?
Yeah, I'll do that.
Oh, yeah, guys, I just realized that we haven't considered something that my bungalows just said.
What if the allergies change based off rains or days or whatever?
I'm not trying to think that far ahead.
Oh, okay.
I want the pain to be subtle.
game and I just want to play the damn game I want one time for BSG to put it
up day out and for it to work I don't lose any way to just check what you're
allergic to I only it tells you no I'm on the modifiers tab and I'm clicking it
doesn't do anything now I already said that you're not gonna it's not gonna
tell you you have to find out. I can't wait for it to be a super critical moment. I eat a cheese burger
and I just keel over. You are allergic to Propitol. Fantastic. Fantastic. So you have to be allergic
to oxygen. I'm allergic to beer. I swear to God. Come on, brother. Come on, brother. I got a vast car
our rally next week don't be a please brother I beg you brother it's not beer
it's not beer
Let's shake the croutons.
Nope.
Same.
Landmarks back in.
Dad, do we have any idea?
Croutons.
Croutons usually give you minus three attention.
What?
I'm going to get some back in the game, but I can't get past the modifiers.
You think it's server-based?
I'm fat.
Yeah.
I don't remember that.
Only people with genes are allergic to anything.
Hope your game works soon, party emoji.
Me too, brother.
Me freaking too.
May have found a cure?
One second.
I'm telling you just if you get you just make your game work. You know, I'm about to fuck. Yeah
I'm about to be about the I full power
Sorry mouse. Sorry mouse. Sorry. No didn't work. Oh, fuck. Sorry boss. Sorry boss
Sorry boss train
We're boss. Don't you ever don't you ever don't you ever?
for.
So about her mouth.
About her mouth.
Sorry.
Sorry about.
Somebody said they were playing the tutorial and found out their allergic water bottle.
Oh, hey.
Fuck that guy.
That's tough.
Fuck that guy specifically.
That's tough.
I want to see him suffer. I want to see that guy suffer.
I just can't wait to crack open a Snickers bar and it's you are allergic to chocolate.
That would be detrimental for you. Fuck you. Fuck you die.
I don't even know if you could go on.
Be able to feed the beatus.
Feed the beatus. Mr. Beatus. Mr. Beatus.
Mr. Beedis! Mr. Beedis! Mr. Beedis! Mr. Beedis! Mr. Beedis! Mr. Beedis!
You have diabetes. Where's the diabetes debuff?
Oh man.
I
Jad still just trying to get in man. Hi, dude boss for words
Oh, this is painful you guys they changes you don't keep anything in the tutorial. Oh
We haven't played
Fuck you guys
Everybody's telling me that if they change you don't keep anything in the tutorial
Well, anyway, what's the worst that's going to happen?
All right, officer, I got in.
This is what I did.
Okay.
Good story.
I'll check the end.
Check the end.
I don't want to say it because some of the people are going to do it.
I want you to get in.
Then I'll tell everybody.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I can do that.
What?
Shut up.
Fuck you.
P fuck you. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right, then boss
Okay, then my zuki all right, then Bowie's
Okay, Bowie's
Guys, I'm telling you dude when you just really make your game work. It's just
I'm gonna tell the tutorial. I'm gonna fuck them
But what do we take we took Lucky and prodigy
I'm trying to get through it as fast as I can what am I missing right now do we take
thrombosis I don't remember thrombo yeah oh third leg this one missing
You are such a silly goose, I'm always telling you what we're doing in the tutorial.
Oh yeah, it's working.
I'm through.
Thank you for finally taking my mice.
I'm going to put my hands so far up your ass and use your mind as a puppet.
Guys, we might not have wanted to choose those two negative effects for food and
water.
Now you tell me.
I just ran out of food. I'm at zero food and water and the tutorial have a little bit here for like do what it's
The norvinsk region has forever changed the moment it was turned into an open economic zone
Both nor vents can talk off became centers of international partnership
One of the most influential corporations on the global stage, Terra Group, has established
its regional headquarters in Tarkov.
Terra Group scientists promise to bring our worlds towards the future.
I put my indifcult love for you.
And I was able to get in.
It's changed Tarkov's corporation of actively acquiring land and absorbed local businesses
for the sake of it's revolutionary projects.
Virtus in Scyintia.
That's what they used to say.
Terror groups influence in the city grew rapidly.
It wasn't long before they started showing interest
in restricted government facilities.
A move that couldn't go unnoticed
by domestic security agencies.
All right, that's enough of this.
In order to protect those enterprises,
Terror group hired a foreign PMC.
Next!
Okay, is the lead axe worth grabbing?
Hey, did you say you do keep
or you don't keep tutorial stuff?
I'm about to check, I'm about to check.
I grabbed the legs and I'm just gonna
get Dad Lunar out of here, boss.
They're told by multiple sources, you can't die
and you don't keep anything.
Well, hold on now, boss.
Let me see if that's true.
I'm leaving right now.
I'm heading out right now.
Let's take a little peek.
Oh, yeah, I'm out of the rain.
Let me see if I keep it.
Let me see.
Oh.
It's all you, Seth.
It's all you, Seth, units.
Blast killed our electronics.
No car with you.
We have lost control of the facility.
Evacuate through Xfil-3 towards the port.
Xfil-3, expect enemy contact to proceed with caution.
Any non-use-second individuals are to be considered for me hostile.
Why yourself?
To make yourself a Matthew Sound Judgement.
You came crazy.
You're the worker maid.
I just need the method that you use to get the game.
Can you give me a favor and go fuck yourself?
No, I need the literal shit out of my ass.
of my ass
I see that method you guys use
check that out guys
check the uh
what's it called
DMs
oh you know what actually fuck yourself
have you tried just making it work
are you kidding me
oh shit hold on
I spoke too soon
just crash again go ahead
go ahead sit down
fuck you
Go fuck yourself. I love to take a look at that. Funny enough. I love to take a look at that. Eat my shit yet again
Eat my shit yet again shit. I'd love to see how you get the game. Hide the screens. Yeah
Where did you see Zidni? Fuck you
In discord yes, I I have to piss and shit all the shit again
Is that the bird side Joe's?
is it because of the British?
Yes!
Ah!
Oh, what the-
Oh, boy!
What?
I-
This time it didn't make me recreate my character again, it just threw me in the tutorial.
Ah, fantastic, fantastic.
What am I doing?
Have you tried just getting in the game?
You guys, I had to sit right back.
If my game's not opening and no one's sitting me-
No one's sitting me the fucking thing that you guys are doing.
Uh, I don't see it anywhere.
So, I'm gonna go get it.
Uh, there is literally no DM from you.
There's literally no DM.
We're in your call again right now. I'm on that chat the last thing you said was chain server 2 at 1250 dupia
That's exactly what it is the fix is you fucking idiot
Good congratulations
You're the world's most perfect fool, and it's not gonna work anymore. Congratulations
My apologies
I
You just shit I have to poop again. I gotta poop again. I gotta poop again. I gotta mean pooper
I got a mean pooper. I got a poop again. I got a poop
Okay, I'm just gonna keep loopy. I think that's a good
By the way, I do this method didn't work. Oh, how do you know? Okay, try, you know, I'm gonna post another message
Don't leak this one. I'm guessing what you decide try to make your game work
Oh my god same place is the other one dipshit no all that's here
I really got a blue guys I really got your electric plunger
Okay, it's one salua down in the tutorial already. I'm down one salua. All right
I really got to cool. Oh
I got to skip this
Then go poop. Okay. I'm not trying to be real
Hold on wait
I gotta go prove it's working by the way it's working. Yeah, I know it's working
Guys can you do me a favor and just pray for me pray that I make it through the day without wanting to kill peanut
and you guys just
Just pray
I'm gonna want to kill them
Well, this guy come from
It's a tutorial, that kind of sounds like hutch.
Bro, I'ma be honest, these scabs are fucking me up in the tutorial.
It's been a while, huh?
Bro, it's not even that, they're just not missing.
Did Pina confirm or deny if we keep our tutorial stuff?
I don't know.
Let's be honest with ourselves, you can't trust them.
Where's the lead ex-head, do you know?
Also, it was just a big fart.
It was farted right into the bowl.
Sounding like I was starting up a lawn mower in the whole corner of my house.
Also, is it making me start everything?
Yeah, it might.
It's early.
Gravy, it's been a minute.
Oh no I mean I mean I'm done oh um yeah you keep everything from the tutorial you keep it off you do keep it yeah yeah you keep it all I keep
whoo he's lying again he's lying again he's lying he's lying I'm already zero food and zero water
Tonight
Are I be that busy?
Yeah, we're gonna have to bring a lot of food and boys
Well, luckily we only have anything in our but right now. So we just be trying to put in a bottle. Yeah. Yeah, well
Yeah, but whole food
Booty booty juice booty juice. Yeah
I
Guys you don't keep the lead X I'm gonna
You get you get a lot of you get a like we don't actually the big it up. You just give it to you
You can yeah, I just give everybody the same standard shit. Where's the lead X ad just in case where is it?
Where is it?
Oh
What by the way officer, how have you been liking that peanut flesh like I gave you oh, it's been terrific
Oh, that's a great to hear. It's a tight. Doesn't matter. Okay, but it's it. It's a nice to better. They were modeling it in my mouth
I I I I was going oh, I couldn't I could open I am
Yeah, they just had to put a put a bunch of clay in there.
Yeah, yeah, but it doesn't matter, we'll talk about it later.
Yeah.
So guys, I think I'm about to grind harder in this game than I've ever grinded like
more than in any game I've ever played ever.
Grinder?
Yeah, I'm a grinder.
I'm on, I'm a grinder.
I'm on grinder.
I'm on find me on grinder.
I'm a grinder.
I'm about to grind so hard.
Okay.
By the end of the stream, I will have.
and get it.
Kappa and maxed out every scale.
Wait.
Every scale.
Oh yeah, I did, we're good.
By the way, I think guys,
I think there's a chance that XP boost
applies to our level.
Cause I'm already halfway through level three to four.
Right, I found the X and we have to lose that.
Oh my gosh, have you clicked
on the expansion hub yet?
Expansion hub, what's that?
Autumn right, it's the new store.
Just going to show my my address and security number.
I don't think so.
100% OK, well, I'm going to hide my screen for a second.
I'm going to wait a minute.
You can actually buy drip, boys.
You can buy drip.
And it's all the drip that's already been available.
I know that that us from three years ago, when we had
a escape from darkness,
addition to whatever it's called, would be discussed with us right now.
You know, these fans in town, we've been dribbling.
3 years ago we would look and I saw
Give me the crap, give me the crap
Guys I'm standing in solidarity for the unheard edition
They told me that the escape from darkness edition would give me everything
Good thing about that was dripping and back coming to him
That's actually how it went
You can literally, I think you can buy the entire
What's it called?
I'm so scared this is about to show my address
I hope it does, fuck you
Don't kill me.
Um, I'm telling you, she's my address is flashed out screen.
There's a guy with blue hair standing on my front lawn with a pistol within the hour.
I need to pay.
Um, let's see.
Wait.
Okay.
Show it back.
Classified documents X 500 and locks all the cord breach battle pass rewards in
one go.
Oh gee.
What a hard decision to make guys.
Should we get $1,100 tar coins for $10?
Or should we get $2,000 tar coins for $10?
That's a tough one.
That's a tough one for sure.
That's a tough one for sure, yeah.
Chad, what do you get from buying all of it?
What do you get?
It's home.
You get for sure.
I
Go back to the menu and look
What do you mean? It looks like you can buy 20,250 charge points. I mean, where's the where's the the honestly didn't
Where's the battle pass right now?
Look at me one
This game has given me six thousand hours of enjoyment and I've only given them $250. I'm buying whatever the fuck I want here
You can suck me. You can suck me. I've had
I've had six thousand hours of enjoyment from this game of 250 bucks. Everyone can suck my dick. I'll buy whatever I want on this joint.
Is there anything new? Or is it just outfits that already existed?
Oh, you click back at escape and then you can check the battle pass.
It's that blue thing at the top.
It escape and then click battle pass.
Wait, what are classified documents?
Hold on. No, these are new. These are new.
all court briefs battle pass rewards in one go.
Um, oh my gosh, I'm about to fuck.
Yeah, hit escape to where you're at the main menu and then at the top.
Oh, oh, so we just.
So we just buy the whole battle, bro.
You get a great, you get a great.
you get a new shirt you unlock a five five six rifle different dog tags more
to be $60 dollars for all the tar coins you need.
They last.
That's it.
That's it. That's all. Yeah.
Bye. We get a cool Hawaiian shirt.
We get gimmick.
But he's ginger.
Yeah, me and me and me and uh, gimmick on a baby.
Yeah, you would get, yeah, you actually, yeah, you would gimmick on a baby.
You would get, we got Hodges and gimmick's son, I was in the war now, I was in the
army.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, listen, once you press buy, make sure you're hiding the fucking screen.
Okay.
That was a close one.
Okay, so how do we get the we had to buy the battle pass first and then the documents?
No, you have to buy the tar coins to buy the battle pass.
Yeah.
Okay.
So where's I'm not even buying this because it's too complicated.
All right.
So I okay.
So where do I buy the battle pass?
Yeah.
Go to tar coins.
Get all the tar coins.
I'm just buying the biggest package.
150 bugs.
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking.
What?
I don't want to have to do this again. That's the way I'm looking at it you buy the battle pass upgrades with dark ones consistent. You're a dark one. Look, um, touch this game.
Well, when you go to buy the classified documents, there's no tar coin thing.
And it's just actually 3,750 tar coin bonus.
Well, I just bought the tar coins and now I am going to the battle pass and I'm buying
the battle pass.
Buy the battle pass.
All right.
I'm buying the battle pass.
Dumbass.
You already have the battle pass?
Yes.
You're buying the battle pass.
You're an idiot.
Yes, you're buying the left. You're an idiot. Oh
Oh, yes, we did. Okay. So we got to go here and press
This button on battle pass and how much is it to buy the whole battle pass?
8,750 torque which how much is that? I think I just got scammed out of 12 dollars
I bought six thousand and then I bought two thousand and I only have six thousand
To get the classified documents. Oh, there
So
Were they on meth when they made this system, what is going on does it wait? Oh, but guys, are we sluts if we do this?
Sorry, we're definitely sluts. We're definitely sluts, but are we okay with being sluts? Yes, of course
Also, I'm almost positive
Would be talk of sludge. I'm almost positive I got scammed
I feel like I'm okay would be a truck I've slugged
Dad some the the money was removed
It's gonna be so confused. I think I'm okay with that. I think I'm okay with being a slut
Okay, all right. Okay. I'm gonna okay. I'm gonna be the key this little slut beds
Yeah, yeah
This is the way. I'm gonna be a snuck. I'm gonna be a little snuck
It's gonna be as high as brass. Yeah, yeah
Nothing sure I'm a slut. I'm a slut. It takes a while to refresh
Wait, what do you mean?
Do we do we get into a raid and hopefully we have it by the time we get back
Oh, I'm buying my dark wedge because I'm the key is a little fucked up. Can you hurry up jackass?
It's what happened is fucked off is hutch
You bought the battle pass. I bought the battle pass. I lost the money from the purchase, but I have nothing in return
Yeah, I'm just gonna wait, you know I'm talking about me that
Yeah, I just did.
Did you look on your thing?
Yes.
If you go back to the main screen.
I got my balance immediately.
Yes.
Your balance is not the problem.
Now, buy the documents.
And when you buy the documents.
My balance is not here actually.
I actually don't have my balance.
It takes a minute.
Instead, I did the bottom right.
It'll take a minute.
Take a minute.
Okay.
By the way, I don't know if you know this,
but they doubled the amount of stacks you could buy.
you could buy so I'm again I'm so what I'm gonna do now is uh Nikita's been asking for anal for a
long time I'm gonna let him in I'm gonna let him in and I'm gonna buy the other half of the stats
bundle uh-huh wait chat saying we have to unlock I might need to claim them wait what do you mean
I might need to go under the hair you buy it real quick you go to the battle pass
It doesn't let me buy the other half of the stash bottle. It just says receive
Okay, and there's obviously a glitch. They will have to fix
Okay, you have classified at the bottom. You mean I have classified at the bottom
Oh, did I fucking miss one of the tar coin packs?
I think I overspent for less tar coins.
Oh.
Ah.
Okay, so what do I do with these?
What do I do with these classifies?
pass purchase oh everyone gets one yeah dude I bought all this already I don't
know where it is still have my dark white I'm not an idiot I'm not an
idiot stop calling me that stop it stop it that's it I'm sure I'm gonna fuck
you that's enough sir all right guys let's get the fucking rain and isn't working
no we gotta stay here till we buy everything Nikita has offered us
he's giving us great glory hurry up hurry up he has given us great glory great great glory
come ride. Come run to keep us all the glory. I hate you. You must fly everything, come run.
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.
Go run, I will fly everything to keep us selling me.
Blat!
What does Blat mean? Is that my answer?
That means fuck bitch.
Oh, Blat! Blat! Blat, come run!
Or bitch, you must stay and fly everything!
Blat blah blah blah blah.
I
Wouldn't buy anything and I would just play the game right now because it's okay
Yeah, I just gave you an error. It works my work. I think I'm going to the oh, yeah, okay, sir. Didn't work actually now
Okay, guys
Either we're on the wrong country. No, no, no, no, we're fine. We're fine. We can play on this country
I'm ready to go.
You guys will be your pants.
I'm bringing in the TC, the trooper, the MPX, fuck it, we ball.
I'm bringing in the M9A3 pistol, Comrade.
That's it?
You're not bringing in any of the good stuff?
You can't just say blot ten before you say everything.
Blot!
Just like that blot.
Did you guys accept your stuff from the website?
The gifts that are sitting on the website?
Oh my God.
I'll do that later.
Guys, please, you talk to Ragnman a little quick.
Talk to Ragnman a little quick.
You have to do it before you go ahead.
Skip past everything.
Wait, like you have to visit them?
You have to visit them.
Yep.
It's the first question.
Fuck you.
You have to talk to Ragnman.
I'm going to Tampa.
Just skip past everything.
Everything just makes me smart. It's very crucial that we all do this at the same time. I guess so we're on the same page
Yeah, we are guys. We are gonna be our question the same time. Nobody fucking die
We're gonna work guys. I'll tell you this is not time for goofing. You're talking to yourself pal. We are we are
The first streamers in the world to get capital on seasonal talk up
You can click this right now clip it clip what I'm saying right now
Show it to landmarks, show it to Pasley, show it to the world, show it to everybody, show it to your grandma, show it to your grandpa, show it to your male man, flat!
You'll be the first, you'll be the first to get gappa on Season of Dark Time.
It's grind time, it's grind time.
Oh my gosh, I just gave therapist $250,000.
Fuck!
You idiot you stupid idiot you're a dumb stupid idiot. No, I mean, I see that reason we supposed to that we I
Don't know I don't remember. I'm gonna give it to me. Oh shit. I only did two crap you idiot
Now you have to what am I doing here? Gav?
Okay, we have to it. So I'm not six quads. I'm playing less. Where would you go to interchange and extract?
We did mark two things on interchange. So let's do that. Oh
You do your railway and Amricom and power station VX
Damn you two markers. Damn you got two markers
Damn you twice
We're gonna visit the three points. I'm not fucking around it anymore. I'm not fucking around there
I'm not fucking around with it anymore.
Uh, no, fuck you.
What?
Well, got two buckets.
We're going to interchange.
Or we can go to seats of whatever it's called.
Actually, you're talking about the other one.
The two things.
I have to buy those?
Yeah.
You have to buy them.
Yeah, you do buy them.
I can't wait to be seated.
I am from who?
I just go to flea bucket and type in marker.
And it's proper.
It's proper to show them.
Oh, what a joy. Every time I click accept all my quest from therapist, it backs me up to the main screen.
Terrific.
Terrific. I'm going to go back to buying shit on the expansion.
OK, I'm good. I'm good.
How do you have proper unlocked? I don't have proper unlocked.
No, just go to the flea market and type in marker. Oh guys, I got my tarcoins and I spent them and both of them worked
I think I have the whole thing now. Okay, go ahead. See mine. It took it took my tarcoins, and I'm still at you
There you go. Now. Welcome to my world. Let's get the fucking rain
You're the one as except your question. I'm about to fuck you
You have to hand over for each item. What's your name?
What's your name?
Battle Pass.
We need to hand over each item?
Yeah.
Is it working for you?
Yeah.
Is it working for you?
Click an item and hit claim reward and then it says hand over and claim reward.
Tell me now.
Tell me.
What?
Tell me.
No.
This is ridiculous.
I just need, oh god, oh no I didn't go in.
It said, I just maybe go to the store.
I just need, oh my god.
It just happened to me as well.
Oh my god.
Everything this game takes five minutes alone. Holy shit. Oh you guys, what does do with that later?
What is the other way? What's your name? What's your name guys? MPX. Yeah
My name is Hutchimus Prime
Mine's officer. Oh, I got oh I got mr. Kermit's I got mr. Kermit. I got mr. Kermit. Yes. Wait. What are you talking about?
I got Mr. Kerman. I got Mr. Kerman. What you caught on? I got Mr. Kerman. Oh, by the way, you don't actually have to buy a marker, but I can get some G for free. I just realized.
What's your name? What's your name? I'm gonna fucking lose it. What is your name? I'm already told you. Hey, and Hutz already told you too. What's your name?
What's your name?
Punching Miss Prime.
I cannot wait to spell this.
Oh, I still can't spell it right.
Hold on.
I'm the best.
I'm the best ever.
OK, all right.
Everybody hide your screens.
Hide your screens.
We're going in.
Wait, where are we going?
Well, OK, well, they're going to defeat some points
in the hide your screens.
Interchange.
We're going to interchange.
OK, got it, boss.
All right, guys, I can't wait to get screen side.
It's going to be the best.
We're not going to get screen side, B.
You got to have faith.
Also, I just leaked where we're going.
Well, we also just set it out loud.
I never got out.
They're never going to know.
I'm never going to know.
I'm going to see the fuck out of you.
Thank you, Star Wars systems.
Thank you.
It was very kind of you.
See what Star Wars.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Excellent.
Get us in there.
I
Says we cannot die comes in with a pack of no helmet and a pistol doesn't even have phones
He doesn't even have headphones
Never
He's a said somebody said I would stream snipe but then I would have to play Tarkov. So I'm out
Well
That at least she's honest at least she's honest. That's a good man right there. That's a good man. That's a good man
That's a very good man right there. That's a good man right there. Hmm. It's very beautiful to me
She is very beautiful to me
Hmm
Oh
Garfield's back
Garfield's back. Yeah
Nikita is gonna clip that and watch it on repeat while he georgs it
I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you listen if the key that wants to make me is a little butt slot
And I'll be the bus like I mean there's not a lot of developers. I do that for it
There's not a lot of developers. I do that for about me. This is
No, no, you know you can make me your personal trainer and I can help you get through your weight issues
Yo blue thank you for the ticket baby. I hate this motherfucker. I hate him
I hate them.
Alright we got marked the fuel tanks.
I
Get a full spawn yep
I got you go to be power BX
On that field tank you ramp out you gotta go plant it on there. Oh guy guy guy
which is a second spot second spots in front of us on the road I believe
nice you try to have sex with me are you
you want to get ravenous to you
I should not resist
Oh
Guys
You can actually fuck yourself. I have the luck for it money. Are you are you stop taking my shit?
What the hell you enjoy
I
Trust you about as far as I can throw you
Is this mine is for me sure
You actually did find you something come here. Oh, would you find would you come here?
Okay, all right
Good officer
I'm not. What the hell is that? Oh my god. They're on both sides. They're on both sides
of the building. I just tanked a headshot. There's like 50 of them. That's a lot to
I
Can't
What they just they just they just marked the PMC
There's PMC's outside
They get the PMC money
I
Good God, this is a good boss. I like how peeking spectator so
behind the wall. I killed one. Oh, I'm also dead behind the wall.
Are those stream snipers? I think they may. I think it's the server
we're playing on yeah that by not our connections bad
also only shot me I'll also only shot me in the head I think only shot you
Yeah, yeah, of course
Guys, I'm not gonna lie and I know we just started
This time I know
And this is an insane thing to say
So bear with me I legitimately think those guys that that guy who was on top of the table
Actually
I swear on everything. I'm not baiting and I'm not trying to be that guy. I swear. I know the
Huchoo crying fat. I know. But I'm telling you. I swear. I swear. I swear. Answering questions at the same time.
That was insane. Are there any questions to leave interchange? Our main
questions are to mark the two takers and go to the three x-facts.
All right.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
All right.
Good first rate, boys.
Good first rate.
This is going pretty good.
You really asked for that.
That was sick.
Oh, God.
All right.
On that note, taking a note from Peanut's book and running a pistol.
That's right.
The beat at B5.
It's way better.
I'm bringing my best stuff all right. You know what I think I'm gonna go to I already tried that I already
Fuck it
Locked it inside the win by the way when they said the talk off seasonal would sometimes have black division I
Imagine seeing 50 guys are
to the fucking teeth. 10 seconds to do our first. Can I be honest with you as well?
He's not really unlucky or they're fucking us. Can I be honest with you as well?
Just an idea to think that those guys ran up, cleared all those dudes, ran to us,
and instant tapped both of us. I'm pretty sure our first raid may have been a nice delight.
Welcome home. If you're catching what I'm saying. Wait, like hackers,
I think they were actually I think I don't want to say that first raid in the hunch you cried wolf
But I'm all those positive those guys ran up cleared all of the black units and then walked in and fucked us
What do you mean by black units like though that is not what they're called?
black division black divisions and then fucked us and
Did you guys kill one of them? I killed the one but one on top of the tables who killed me with headshots and him
them. Yeah, honestly, I don't know. We'll say I'm not certain. We'll see. The good thing
about this game is that there's so many servers that we can probably have vague stream snipers
decently. Wow. Yeah. Decently. Wow. Wow. Because honestly, unless they're hacking, they're pretty
easy to avoid because you'll try to get into our game like 40 times before you actually
get into our game. And that's 39 ways to get.
I forgot how retarded the Tarkov community is, and anytime you say anything about a game
that's been riddled for literal tiddlers, people just instantly lose their minds, I almost forgot about it.
I know I wish I could spray transfer those little bastards all I should do this
Okay boys, let's go
All right, we gotta go extracts over here we got a walk to or do we have to actually extract from those spots
I'm not sure but our marked location is directly in front of us
Yeah, he's still running for the extract so I'm gonna go with him. Oh, oh he's running the opposite way as may okay
I
Is it the other truck we have to mark down the road where did you guys want to go guys
We're thinking about our xx railway and we request to visit this location and railways. So let's hit this occasion
We'll get the trucks and then the railway. Okay, where'd you guys go?
Devin car now we're going back to the bar I
Should have known what to leave my truck and leave the railway. We get three quest done make it easy
Oh, I see you. I'm here guys. It's love
I think I killed him.
I mean, it's me.
Oh my god.
I got my white armor.
Same, same.
You lucky bastards.
Mr. Gubstool.
All right guys, let's go get the, let's go face the black division and free the
I'm free on T.
Let's do this.
Yee-haw, yee-haw.
We're not moving around in a way.
We're locked in.
Are these people in the expansion?
So be careful.
I'll come on right.
Is that the one we need to mark right here?
I think so.
Okay.
All right
You the black divisions in the state's box. I'm not gonna lie to you guys. We could kill them and get some some major gear
I mean
Maybe you can get a major come out and be fine
Got rid of one
I think that's the one near Railway okay let's go underneath you want to go back
force power okay let's go to the right and look the tequila place as well
Ah, nice package.
And it was 5581.
Wish I could put it in my butt.
What's Tequila's space?
It's the place to our right.
Tequila has a chance of spawning there,
and there's like a lot of graphics cards and others.
Ooh, let's take a little peek.
Well, what happens if Tequila's there?
Yeah, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Tequila's ass is good.
I'm about to get your ass.
Ow, don't be thinking about that.
As I'm gonna start looting, because I have plus one lock on my Hoosie-Doozie.
We all do, Jackass. We put the same shit.
We put the same thing.
Oh, I got a set, Dad! I'm Mr. Sandy! I'm Mr. Sandy! Sandy Claws!
I got a mustache.
Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho! I'm looking for Mr. Gopstop!
Have you seen Mr. Gopstop, little one?
I'm looking for Mr. Gamsta.
Oh I should have taken the TP.
Well fuck me.
Okay.
It's an open option.
I was wondering if it still says unavailable.
We're all those streamers servers.
Yeah.
We're all the loot really good.
Aki, aki-vamo.
Really good a key a key Vamo
It's only steamers and stream snipers on these servers
You balance it out and it balanced out you get good loot for people can know where we are
Hey, where's the other spot we already passed out we passed up
Our task
I got the premium version myself
Oh my god Mr. Gobsmoth!
Imagine what the drop will look like with our plus one left.
I don't remember
You sure nice mustache. No, I'm not sure of anything
It's on metal right now, you guys see that officer
Yeah, I don't see it
They had to move it to the only back here
Yeah, the expansion.
Keep going, it's in the camp. Or is it in the camp, boys?
Well, hold on. Let's regroup here.
Let's keep going and spread out thinner.
That's genius.
I do, buddy. Of course.
I could have never known that.
You guys don't tell me where you're at. I'm gonna shoot anybody I see.
Just look for the Santa hat and the mustache.
and said a hat in the blue helmet
where you had to wait up fuck you buddy mr.
gobson said leave the week behind and let
him die no mr. gobson would never say that
about me what he said that's what he said
and what he said he was there in the
false prophets false prophets liars mr.
gobson is not a false prophet he's not a
heretic he is a sex slut but not a
false prophet mr. gobson is a sex
slut out of choice he loves that
Love that type of stuff out of decisions. Yes
Coming up behind you guys someone's coming up behind us
I'm opening fire. I'm heading back
We're not looting this area at all
Guys someone looted this area. There's a hat on the ground careful
Oh no! Oh no!
We not ran away already.
I'm already gone.
Oh my gosh.
I'm going towards the game baggage.
You guys can suck me!
I hope you get shot and then I have to lose your corpse.
You guys can suck me!
Suck me! Suck me! Suck me! Suck me!
Present it.
Present side penis.
Present side Johnson.
I'm bored in this land.
Oh yeah, running between us was the worst idea.
We are going to a conference.
Absolutely nothing.
It's not pussy.
It's not funny.
It's not pussy, Mr. Ops.
Oh, pussy.
Pigs.
It's powerful pee.
Pussy.
Pee.
Oh, powerful pussy.
Powerful pussy.
In grips like you know what I mean.
My bag.
Lift my pussy in my bag.
Oh, I see it.
I see the camera again.
All right guys, just watch my back or whatever guys, okay?
Okay, well, I didn't master.
Hey, I'm not really feeling that whole energy water thing yet.
That's puss.
Yeah, it's not that bad.
Maybe we start with not full-fledged water.
All right, guys, would you still lay down while you loot this, or is that not a thing
anymore?
Oh, it's a...
Oh, there's something!
There's something!
Oh, dude!
I'm going to be so rich! I'm going to be so rich!
We're on our way.
But where is he?
I've lost him.
Is this ram still like $76,000?
I think so. Oh, I see him. He's over here on the left, officer.
Oh, yeah. There's still tons of loot left for you guys.
We're trying to save your life, asshole.
There's still tons of blue leather you guys.
Now eat up when I eat my family eats.
I'm not gifted.
Can I have my kids?
I left a lot of stuff in there, guys.
I left a lot of stuff.
I already know that you're shooting.
Don't even try to fake me, buddy.
There's so much stuff on there, guys.
There's so much.
There's like, like, there's enough for ten guys.
Ten guys?
Ten guys.
I'm heading over to the railway. I'm still in Go ahead and die.
Let's get over to, okay. All right, we can stop Group B all around, guys.
It's dry time, it's dry time, you have no time for good thoughts.
Just throw them a box, be honest.
There's literally zero things in that box. I couldn't give you the answer.
Okay, good? Good.
I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I know nothing about it.
Well then, you're a fucking stupid. Cause I have an 8k in my head.
There's a bunch of blood on the ground, boss.
That's my blood
I'll go first so that I die first. This is my contribution to the deal
Doing great baby doing great
Shit helmet checks are 50%
Shit
Where they actually did that at the beginning of the raid if you helmet check your team may get like a plus 50% luck
Chance the Starforge sends me a 60 90
They said they said a 59
50% increase every time
Check
Oh, man, I wonder what we're gonna be allergic to I still I'm just thinking about it
In fact, thank God. I got I just use one and I don't see nothing. Okay
That's that's good side out. That's that's what I use most. I think what I heal
So that's kind of big to me. I just thought that out.
Yeah, P.M., are you allergic to bullets?
Let's try it out.
It looked like it last, right?
P, isn't the extract you are right?
Well, you're near, and let me show you in the mad.
Dude! Thank you so much for the $15. Thank you for the fiver.
Did James get that?
Oh, it's just right down here. You're going wild.
What is that?
What was that?
I'm going with more waves. I'm going to take power.
We're definitely getting streams. I don't know where they are.
Was it a player? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was for sure a player.
They're on the side of the end.
I'm fucked up, Lich.
Yeah.
I understand now.
Well, I haven't tried to chop up any of you guys.
Turns out I have a religion to bones.
I have a religion to bones.
I didn't even put the rabbit by the bottom of it, there's a lot of good stuff.
We gotta run up to this truck, you down?
Yeah, I mean, we're gonna get peanut stub, but...
I don't know, we just gotta push up, we gotta push up.
Where are they?
Did he hurt anything? I don't even have ears.
No, no, no, he got smoked and then he instantly rotated to the left and then shot you right after.
He's completely vanished he killed peanut and just disappeared I'm looking I'm not
seeing anything I guarantee he was laying down somewhere or he's just
sitting in a corner I mean do you want to try and do it and I can hold or he's
rotating behind is that you all the way back behind the truck on his body on
my body I want to put down ears the only bad thing is if you come from behind you
yeah
I
Got my backpack and skedaddle. Yeah, I don't disagree. That's kind of what I'm up to
Yeah, how I feel good being why don't you fall any of this
I'm still looking, I'm not seeing anything.
Shit, I'm screwed.
What do you need me to grab?
Uh, there's some stuff in his rig.
Yeah.
You gonna watch one back for a second?
I
Guess I'll take his gun
And you can switch rigs well
And this rig
Why we just kill
I wonder why I wonder why he would just survive Pena and then run
That's weird. Yeah, so don't worry. It's not a stream fiber
I've already had multiple sub-10 IQ individuals tell me
Don't worry guys. What guys it was it it was don't worry
I already can glib with the information I had the inside of tell I had the inside of tell well, thank goodness
Mm-hmm. They goodness. They good gracious. Thank goodness for them. I'm running across
He literally killed you he's gone running out the old man. He's just gone
Okay
Yeah, this back yeah, he's forgetting about that we don't have to tell you what's going on anymore
That's nice. It's nice. It's pretty sick
Point though typically what they kill peanuts teammates to get them alone and yap at them
So typically we die there hutch. That is true. That is true. It's great for us
I was that guy's first kill of the entire wide. What was his name?
game. Smoky McDougan. Yeah, definitely. What are yours? God me. What are yours? Smoky
McDougan is not my chance. A fine gentleman. A fine gentleman. Yeah. Okay, guys, well,
unfortunately, if we all want to stay on the same task, we gotta go back and run right
the real way if that's chill you guys are a couple chillers well we have to visit
emmercom and power station too right oh we're gonna get that oh I don't I don't
have that what I said it says visit railway emmercom power station you
haven't done any of those yet nope we got to go back anyways I don't know how
I'm really going to touch you.
What?
Power station.
That's the only one I have to go to.
Guys, we literally spawn at power station our first game.
I know.
How?
I know.
And you died.
I have both of those done.
Well, it looks like we got to go back anyways, P.
You dingle, Barry.
Also, we've eliminated any target or interchange.
We have to kill four more guys.
Do you have my MP5, Mr. opposite?
Yes.
Thank goodness.
You have the mags for it?
Oh, I didn't touch the expose, God.
I don't have those.
I probably should have grabbed them. Good news is I do have the Santa hat.
Let's go! Guide that bag!
Fuck you.
Yes. You can have it back. Yes, you can have it back. You can have it back. You can have it back.
That's a very kind thing to say.
You can have it back. You can have it back.
That's actually a very kind thing to say.
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you for hours. This is going to be terrific
Jane you up
This should be terrific
In game by the way
In game
In the game
In game
In the game
In game
In real life though
In the game
In real life simulator
Yeah, in real life simulator
Yeah
The game
Yeah
I'm going to go back to the
game.
All right.
That's looking at the bottom
of our hours and interviews
just for being a couple of
times to tell him what to
pick.
Yeah, cool.
Because guys don't make me call
four and them.
You call four and them.
There's going to be a big problem
right here.
Bro, you want to tell me why
I just got told that stank
rat the biggest rat in the
the real hutch MF. What did I do deserve this?
Everyone's going to hate you.
Everybody is going to hate me.
He's mad at me for killing him and arch radars on Sunday.
He's mad at me for keeping mines.
Bro, everyone is going to hate my guns.
Everyone's going to hate you.
I'm already hated.
I'm getting word that there's a clip right there that me getting killed and he apparently
saw me for two seconds and shot me.
I don't really know what that means but I'm getting word that means he wasn't a sniper.
Oh got it.
Got it.
Him sitting at the abstract and waiting for us was just my chance.
And then him running away immediately was also my chance.
Oh good gravy here we go again.
I'm going to the extract. Don't talk to me. Then we go left and then we swoop all the
way around and go and hit the other extract and we're done. Alright, done. Okay, I need
to go left I need to go left I need to go left oh peanut needs his gun you guys
other shit I don't have anything I didn't
grasp anything well he's good he's got a gun oh
oh shit oh shit run it fire run it fire
alright P we gotta go left we gotta go hit emmercon and then we go right
Oh, let's get our player.
Oh, my.
Oh, sorry.
You got that lost.
You got that.
What, I drive you.
I like it.
I didn't bring my own armor, so.
Here's the armor right here.
I got it stuck on this guy.
I bunched them up.
I just got an AK with the grenade launcher.
Grenade launcher with grenade launcher bullets
People dominate the wasteland
Okay, you guys can go down to your ever top meeting back over here. Okay gang. I will loot up
Balloo I'm a loot on up. I'm already done
we have railway okay okay let's head over to railway and hunt for me to say
a second I hate you I hate you back mister door you've been naughty haven't
you show this ass show this ass don't make me go all the way over here
through multiple phones by myself.
You sponded PowerXL, didn't have it done.
You sponded Emmercom, didn't have it done.
What makes you go over there is your own idea.
That's what's making you go over there.
I didn't know this quest existed.
Now I remember what happened.
Remember last raid where he kind of lost us in the beginning?
Oh, yeah.
Because we were going to Emmercom,
and he was just running off the-
He's going to mark the tank while you were doing your intro and you didn't say nothing
I said it I said it I said I said I was lost
Yeah
Here we are
Bombs
Okay, let me test no no need to test it test it test it
Guys, it's really sick of my own sanity and because apparently I waited there two seconds and didn't see it.
I'm gonna say the last guy was not a see-tide.
Oh, I've already had to say the guy who I thought was potentially bullshit was 100% legit and I apologize for even questioning it.
Pee, you didn't remember? Well, Tarkov, everybody's legit and it's always our fault.
That's right, that's right.
We've been gone for a while, we forgot these things.
Guys, we're dropping ties, this is PTSD 3.
We've been on ten tours to interchange. Five tours to lighthouse, seven tours to labs.
This is really...
We've only seen your nightmares.
You've only seen your nightmares.
We've seen things no one should ever see.
What? There's a guy here!
Oh, hope, G.I. Good work.
Wait, is that guy?
I
You guys killed that and we shared tasks, I just finished a task
Yeah
We shared tasks now
Just kill tasks cuz it looks like it's a one more kill again. I'm at 9 out of 10
Yeah, I'm done. No way. Oh wait. Yeah, wait. Oh, no any target on interchange. What the hell?
What are you at 9 out of 10?
No, I'm done.
I'm done as well.
You're killed completely.
Because the player, you were dead.
You were dead whenever I killed that PMC.
I thought you said you ran off, you never found him.
No, the raid before, when you got killed by Donald.
Oh, what the fuck?
I thought I got him.
I
Do you even know he was there
I had the best kid on to a level four helmet level four armor in the MDR everything
Oh
It's insane that's insane
Where you guys at right now just on the other side of the highway
I'm making my way downtown walking
There's a dead body and now I want
Oh
Thank you, Mr. Hodge. I just go to God the Indiana take his dog guys even get it
No, this guy's
Take my finger
It's my butt. Uh, he went last
That was my wedding song
Wait, there's blood everywhere. Hold on
There's someone over here, huh?
Where's the p.m. show?
Horts the body to the guy just looted.
Uh...
Tip shit.
I'm sorry he was moving.
I'm moving!
Excellent work boys, excellent work!
We're blazing through these co-
I can't believe we share quest progress now, isn't that crazy?
I think it's only like kill quest or something.
Specific ones.
Spectake features.
So much better than sitting and staring at the lobby waiting for your teammates.
You get better instructions without having to pull up your streams and be a 15 second delay
Turn left 15 seconds ago
no straight gone door
guys I'm dead are not
yeah I think it's your specific kill quest
no you're fine we killed like
well peanut killed two guys then there's already a dead guy out there
you're fine
okay
you swear
I think everybody else that's up is inside
you swear about
I swear
I would never let you get hurt Kudge
you mean it sweet beautiful eyes
supple lips wild vein of a beard eggs man I've been really trying to grow it
out I could never I hate facial hair really it's itchy and uncomfortable as
soon as starts to grow out maybe like a five o'clock channel that's about it
There's some people don't think I'm 12, you know
Do you like softened the hair on your face or does it just always feel like pubes no matter what?
Now I get to a certain point
Where you just forget about it
I can count on one hand how many times I think about my fear about my face
I'm almost out Pete
What's going on here?
So, do you guys in the in the watch screen, do you guys see where I'm looking at all times?
I like all like this.
Do you see me looking to the right?
Yeah.
That's cool.
cool you see your health your body part oh there's someone behind me I would
just get out oh I am I'm out good work oh I should very good I got two
BMC's I've got a good kid yeah yeah very good very good gimmick try to say the
peanuts not fat fucking idiot did they not see that he's 700 pounds I think
he's blind yeah must have been what it is
the hell is going on around here shit we forgot he can hear us 9-foot
if I'm pressing same documents
We highlight we did our stuff work. Do I have my stuff now I?
It's still not working. It's day one
I wouldn't do it just because God forbid it breaks and you get stuck in the lobby again
Well, yeah, so we so all those tar coins we bought they were for nothing
They were for nothing fun in my tar coin. I said to buy it again. I have 20,000 to everybody again. Oh
You know I'm gonna get now
Why do you have 20,000 as we bought the max?
You said today you are literally the one that said to do that, obviously.
No, I said buy the battle pass.
I said buy the battle pass.
That was me.
Sorry, Pulse.
Sorry.
Guys, this is the same thing that happened on Fortnite when Clicks made me buy a hundred
dollars with a fucking B-buck.
Stop pranking me when we're buying stuff from a game store. I'll do it. I did it
I just I thought it worked. I could do it works. It works. It works. It works. I don't need no
No, you can get it all. Yeah
Would I battle but we have to go one by one are you fucking real kill me right now
All right, give me 30 minutes as I click one by one through this entire thing
Yeah, yeah, give me 30 minutes as well. Yeah, well, so how much okay, so I got oh, I like that
There's a speed for yeah. Yeah, that's great
They hold on wait
Instead of just a buy all that wood ceiling
I just bought the tar coin
Bird poster
No, I don't think so be
I linked my address both
Items failed to lock profile I think we just buy one page and then we call
today and we move on. I can't even buy one badge. Oh I'm about to tell you what I got for my rewards.
I can't buy anything. It's all. Oh fail to lock profile. Okay. I think we got to restart the game.
Yeah. No, I'd rather chop my balls on. I don't even know that we'll be able to play.
I'm good. I'm good. I received my things and they have disappeared.
And I lost that we get us in the raid quick or we're gonna be fucked we need to we need to get in right now
Did already did as well you could change your face shit right from the top of the screen
I lost everything. I lost everything.
Woods is easy. Go mark the barrels on Woods.
Is that, do we have that?
Yeah, run your tasks in it and accept it. Locate and mark on Woods the barrels three.
We have that one. We need to stash the schmawg in the glasses.
The schmawg.
And locate the 0052.
There we go, we don't have that.
But we don't, we don't have the schmourg out.
Yeah, you do. You get it from him.
Oh, you get the smurga
Get the smurga. What you got the smurga
Smurga smurga. I don't see the smurga
You're a smurga
How'd you get it? Did he give it to you? He gives it to you as a reward. Yeah, P. You fucking idiot
It's like it's like a reward. It's like a
Reborn the wrong. I have the smurga and the Ray back. Oh, I do too. Yeah, we're even talking about I
I got the smurga and the Ray beds. All right. Let's do it boys and make sure you guys bring three markers
Three markers
You've been recording our conversation this whole time. I've been recording our conversation. I'm leaking into the FBI. Oh excellent
Yeah, you're fucked body you're fucked
I
That's a really good joke, but I can't shit
I'm really good too. I even reconsidered it, but I could wait wait wait wait wait we're on interchange. What the fuck are we doing?
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry wait, we can't go to what Jack guys right on up. Oh
Oh my god.
Oh, no, no, no, I just have to tell ragman what I found during the thing and then we can go.
Okay, let me do this.
I can tell ragman. I can tell ragman.
Talk to him.
I gotta die?
Well, what kind of people are you? Choose, bro.
There's nothing at all, right?
Right now we should be able to go.
I remember everything.
Oh, no, we still can't go.
Well, we can have one of us have them down and give us one second.
We got a custom
That's right
I remember in the last one I had to kick you guys out me invite you
So we go to maps you just unlocked that actually is true. So every every talk to right man. I thought Trump
Now I'm gonna kick you guys out. I remember you back okay, okay? Okay?
Okay, I
Can see this going very wrong?
There you go, oh
I mean how was touch this prime level six is doing the least out of all of us. Oh cute
Okay, it didn't work, but we did it, we did it, I got customs, we can go to woods.
Yeah, so you gotta go customs first.
We have one on customs, we have the water room.
We're gonna talk to Skiir.
We have the key for the water room?
It says to talk to Skiir, but we can't.
Oh yeah, we can talk to Skiir.
Why does he want us to talk to Skiir if we can't talk to Skiir?
What's going on here?
Yeah, what we didn't try to pull us.
They try to pull back.
So what are they trying to pull?
They're yanking on our penises.
A little cool.
A little crazy.
They're yanking on our wieners.
I didn't even pay them.
Yeah, here's $5 here.
We, what do we do, guys?
What do we do?
We can go back to interchange and go and kill people
and go get the Ollie cargo route.
But that's behind the key as well, isn't it?
I think the first one isn't the second one is.
I don't remember which one it is.
What about ground zero?
We could do ground zero.
We got Loki, Emrecom, and I think that's it.
We probably should wait till we have those other two
quests to do that.
I agree.
Can we?
We can obtain the all the e-coggle route documents
on interstates, or the other is behind the locker room.
Yeah.
Can we go to customs and then buy our way to woods?
That's sweet. You know what? That's stupid guys. I just go round here and just complete
the every contest. Yeah, exactly what I just said. No, no, that's what I said. You didn't
say that. Oh, got it. Whenever I said, let's go to ground to everyone do it. No, no, no,
therapist and just like without looking close your eyes, turn in all the medical items
you have without looking, though, close your eyes. Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah.
Let me go ahead and just burn this lead X.
It's a great idea.
You have to close your eyes and select all and press turn it.
You got to turn it in.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Let's ride.
Oh.
Where are we going again?
I hate you.
We guys take the ravens out of your butthole and the smarga.
Thanks.
No problem.
I literally lost the other fuck.
Literally, literally.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I'm about to rod on both your boosters.
I haven't trouble keeping up to you.
Not until I beat you.
Not until I give you a good dollar.
Dollar make you holler.
But you really did get on this game.
You never prestigeed?
Never.
You never prestigeed?
You kind of, you kind of.
Kind of a bitch.
Thank you.
I
Don't do did that shit
The poster is gone and the other boxes gone
That's so sad
In print like he has sunburn. It's just all right, so you're not bringing you're not bringing markers, right?
I might bring markers because I'm too lazy to take them out
They're an idiot. Okay, let's do this
Bro, these dudes playing while the Tarkov Tarkov servers are down for updates.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
We have special, we have special streamers servers.
Help me. Yeah.
We have special streamers servers. Only us in the stream time is going to get in.
Game crass for me and won't reopen.
We are the winners of the world.
We'll keep on fighting till the end.
Domstown, Mr. Domstown.
I almost flipped up there.
That was close.
It's the coolest.
That was close.
It's the coolest.
As I could use it, a nice breakfast.
It's a marvelous breakfast.
It's three in the afternoon, chief.
You're not the best time for breakfast, guys.
That'd be a late lunch.
So let's ride!
I'm gonna be honest with the stream for eight hours.
It feels like I've been streaming for ten minutes.
This is a terrible, let's-
Where are you?
We're already at our quest point.
There we are.
I
Know
Yeah, yeah, yeah further back further back we're at the bus. Oh
No, we're good. We're good. We're good. I'm dating anyways. Oh, there's a mannequin hanging on the side of the truck
Let's say I oh I'm gonna go loot them
I took his toes off of us to work.
Oh, I got me on ass.
It's Dimitri. I killed Dimitri.
Nice. Great.
Thank you.
See, I'll get away.
OK.
She didn't want to get out.
Nothing.
She'll get out.
No, I'll kill you.
She'll cut you.
Maybe just a little, just a little something.
Oh, baby.
S-R-2-M?
Sure.
Oh, sweet mama.
All right.
This is the only task we have here.
We just get to an extra act.
I need one medical thing.
I don't know what to do.
I need one medical thing.
I'm stacking and packing. I am stacking and packing.
How bad do you think that guy is, bro? How bad do you think he is? I just shredded his
toes. Bro, I'd be so pissed.
Alright, nice to see you.
Are you guys behind me?
No.
Nope.
I got out of the door.
I got out of the door of the garage.
Wait, where are we getting from?
I'm going in!
I'm going in quick as me!
Quick edge!
I'm waiting for the...
to go to the bad news.
You gotta be fucking kidding me
He maybe should just come to us buddy
What's our prison him up? Is he talking?
No, he's not talking yet, but I'm giving him the razzle bad
Yeah
I killed him. Oh, no, I didn't
Asked to be lit up
over there give me the wallop
I'm gonna come over there and give me the wallop
Shit
I'm coming
You better be ready
I'm gonna wallop you
Guys, how the boy
No worries boys, talking has been eliminated
I don't know what that's gonna end.
I actually can't believe you lived that long. It's insane.
Too easy, too easy.
Well, I have the code. Where's Alex right now?
Is there a code for this, man?
I think so. I got a code.
But where's the except for the code?
I think it's by Flare. I'm not mistaken.
Oh, coming on back, boss.
I got my back.
I've done right right where by the wall outside be here right all right hotel lobby by player all right
We're on that wall on the outside
What
If the enemies in the building
We will just kill him! We'll just get him to face you guys!
I'm coming in the front door, Peter. I'm coming in the front door of the building.
Oh, I'm coming in the front door.
This is me.
I unloaded the wrong mag. This is a mistake.
Did you hear me?
No.
You can't hear me for that far?
No.
What the hell?
Get a little closer.
Huh.
This literally was empty mag. I'm so upset.
Oh, I got five minutes.
I have two of my medical things, I'll need one more medical thing, guys.
I'm coming in front door?
I'm coming in the front door.
I'm coming in the front door from the way to the footsteps.
Perfect.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm not lucky enough.
This is like a good time to tell you, Hans, that I already moved in that time.
I love you, Mr. Obviously.
Yeah, you need so much.
I love you, Mr. Obviously.
Oh, that's not officer.
What the heck? What the heck?
What the fuck?
Here, Peter.
What? What?
How to collide them.
You sure think so?
Get out of here. Get the hell out of here.
Well, I did that time I said for a glass
Hmm
You bastard
Didn't go off the same
fucking male!
What the hell was that?
I'm gonna get ready to play staircase.
Yeah, I'm gonna try and get some bad shit.
I unpeeked 10 weeks ago!
I got away from that window, started a family, retired, had grandchildren, and then he killed me!
What the hell was that?
We're going to have to work our way out.
Maybe hold that front door while I grab my bag.
I don't remember where I threw my bag.
Not good.
There it is.
They're underneath me right now.
They're going towards front door.
Oh, we got to hold that.
Shit!
It's not good.
Is there an up front door?
One dead.
Fucking eight.
Go ahead and push down the staircase, I'll hold it.
Another one's here right here.
Dead.
good work excellent work boys oh you got my amniotic oh yeah I did
big boss is boss that's not very nice oh my gosh they're geared they're
fucking gear it was that what's that pussy saying now after I just dropped it
what's he saying I get a play-by-play with his next shot also would you really
message for me go ahead my literal dick until your blue in the face until your
blue in the face. Thank you, P. Yeah. You talk about each time. You talk like Spider-Man.
Everybody gets one.
Apparently, everyone gets one. Everyone gets one. Everybody gets one. Everybody gets one.
Hmm
Extra head going over there if you want to
I need to eat real quick
crackers
But damn it, I didn't have to take out peanuts gun I could get my Mp1 nurse three
I can't wear this
Hey
That's worth all right
And I got your gun in your helmet like a really salvage
Yeah
Mr. Gump's Faaar.
Where we had a hunch?
We gotta go to the opposite side.
We have a mountain building.
Yeah, it's okay to go to the north.
We'll go to Nakatani basement stairs.
Yeah, I think so.
Nakatani basement there?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's bright in there.
Very bright.
Yeah.
very explosive don't your eyes out of your school
leave models of where you were but
alright
I'll just fat ass to breath and speak
I'm a mutant devant!
What do we have to... oh, we had to touch that extract to get bad items.
Right.
The good news is I think he's just going to have to find the bad items on a different map.
Him touching that extract I think will still count.
So that's why my dad speaks Spanish, that makes sense, that's right, that's right, that's
I'm following, that's right.
That's right.
You speak the language of the guy you came out of.
That's right.
I came out of that guy.
I don't really know where the extract is, officer, isn't it?
This building right in front of us?
Yeah, down the stairs.
This corner building.
I had a murderous scab, I apologize.
No, it's okay. Just don't let it happen again, okay?
How dare you say my life is up there.
Unbelievable sir yes sir my apologies adopted what's wrong with that?
Everyone
Oh for second one good sped run being not wanted
It's kind of a cheat it in and of itself really is impressive
now
Good right boys. I want it. Excellent rain excellent rain
excellent rain
Yeah, body shop Bobby's really got me so you got my gun in my helmet, right? Yep. Okay fantastic
That was actually the best time I had. That's why I got it. You used to refill the magazine that's in it and I'll bring everything else
Yeah
You think we can buy more levels from the past
It worked
Where do you get the black division gear crate like does it give it to you in the mail? Yeah
Holy shit, I'm an actual crate. I thought it was gonna be like items. What is this?
No, you open up the crate and then it gives you items.
I got a backpack. That's what I got.
I got another black division gear crate dude cheating with your money
cool as I'm not gonna lie you I kind of just want to wear the tracksuit for the
my life because I earned it yeah pussy what do you even have to try to buddy no
no I don't boss that's right I'm gonna try to for the rest of my life because I
earned that thing I was hard I did it twice to actually think about I did it
three times the first time I did it was when it was a hundred I think we'd
start claiming these fellas I haven't miss you yet that's what I'm doing right
now I'm claiming everything do it while we have a chance
yeah push it push it press my button I want to leak my address
I gotta be careful boss the hell did you your rough day
oh we get the is anyone now the blade is it the exact same
stuff like do we all get the same stuff from these boxes? Or is it random?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, I got another backpack. Score! Guys, I'm actually cooking right now. I might be the best
Tarkov player in the world. Yeah, honestly.
Peanut, you've died three out of four raids.
You've got three out of four limbs to do the diabetes, bitch.
God is as God is as good as good to you, dude.
It grows a nanometer.
Nope.
That's a lot for a peanut.
That's a wall.
That's a lot for anybody.
I don't know what that's about.
That's a lot for anybody.
Why is it not a claim all butch?
Shut up.
Bein' that guy.
He's asking too many questions.
Bein' that guy.
He's asking way too many questions.
And you just doubt Nikita?
How dare you?
That's going to be a strike on your.
That's not a true believer.
That's what that is.
That's a heathen.
I'm going to be honest, I might take wampy eyes as my face.
But there is a ginger, so maybe I take the ginger.
Holy shit.
Bro, where did scum get his skin in Tarkov?
Dude, this is so cool, dude.
Yeah, I love shit. He is claiming to tell you stuff. Yeah, it's so
cool. That's the second Hawaii. Yo, did you see? Yeah, scup got a
slave skin and Tarkov? What? Wait till you see him. You'll
know what I'm talking about. What page he on? He's on page
time. I'm sure. That's scup.
Or the guy with really wide far apart eyes. The ginger.
Yeah, that's the one we said was you would give it to baby.
Oh shit.
So I had the jokes I didn't get to use in my back, guys.
The jokes I didn't get to use, fuck.
I'm sorry to be claimed, buddy, I'm sorry to be claimed.
Oh, don't worry, guys.
On page eight, we can put our hands next to our ears.
Oh, yeah.
This is shit.
But wait till you get to page nine.
It's scum after a fight.
A brutal battle.
Does anyone know what this white accent accent wall is?
accent? Where's that?
Oh, I feel like I'm wasting money.
No, no, the highdown's cool.
Getting highdown up and running is really cool.
You have a good spot to hang out.
Wait, and you actually can actually hang out.
This on stream, I'm going to keep advocating.
Oh, OK.
Keto, we need a poker table in the highdown.
Please. Please.
Make it so.
Make it so please we're begging. We're begging.
I'm getting a cool shirt, a black division shirt.
I'm going to get some cool jeans.
Yeah, jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans.
You got some Levi's from one.
They know the benefit of Levi's, both.
There we go.
All right. You got new.
I just got an all caps text in the YouTube chat.
Hutch. Yeah, I just found out I've allergic to chocolate.
He has a chocolate allergy in the game.
So it is possible.
It is. I got the single Bob Pilates position.
These are sweet. These are sweet.
These are cool.
This is definitely worth the money.
I
Really feel like I wasted my money boss
My mind you boss. Hopefully there's something real cool like being 12
You got the beat up
Yeah, I mean we're that we shouldn't buy everything because we can't what you mean because we can't
That's just what he said. We're doing it right now. Shut up
Do you in front of your watch me?
We know I'm getting where you can't like buy everything everything
Can just buy more tar coins
She's five with dark one. You definitely can't be done. You definitely can I'm on the last day
I'm flying the last two items. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. I don't know how you guys went so fast
I'm still on page 10
Cuz he's so fast you guys are fast guys. You guys are fast
You guys are quick little buggies
Be careful be careful you'll run out you'll run out. He's not wrong you'll run out
You miss one item with the maximum of the whatever the help so you just spend a little bit more money
Yes, I'm more documents a hundred percent. I'm just telling so we don't leak everything forever and ever well
Well, it doesn't matter.
You have to claim everything from the first 11 pages
or you can't do the 12th page anyway.
Alrighty, I'm going to unpack everything
and hope I get incredible stuff.
I don't think we're going to get anything.
Alments and headphones.
We're getting cool stuff.
Alments and headphones.
We're getting cool stuff.
Alments and headphones.
We're getting really cool stuff right here.
Alments and headphones.
This is what you're talking about.
Alments and headphones.
Guys, we come back to Tarkov.
We played two raids.
We spent $150 on Nikita's Flut Shop
and that's how you do it.
Would you guys like a spoiler?
No, I don't want to spoil it.
So I can choose two out of three
on the last page, you say it, right?
I can just go get more documents.
I'm just gonna give you a ride.
Just wait till you see what we spent all of our money on.
And you'll understand, and all of Chad will understand
that it was fantastic purchases.
It was fantastic purchases.
Oh, well, start opening up those crates
and talk and read them out loud as you're opening them.
Are you sure about this?
Oh, you're going to love it, Pete.
You're going to love it.
OK, I'll check it out.
I'll see if it's really worth it.
Let's see.
All right, first one.
Holy shit.
I help it and context it.
Oh, did they change the color context?
This is actually crazy.
We do the new context, these are sweet, you see them?
They're black.
They're black, black, black.
Yeah, why is it my?
Not black. Why isn't the new clothes here? Where's the new clothes?
You confused oh, they just added a black version
Whoa, I got a level 5 armor and more compact sims here. I
Got more we have an unfair advantage over other players
I love spending money to have an unfair advantage over other players guys guys. Why was every fucking package?
We got some black division dog tags that's pretty cool bow I got I got I got seven contact
six and four bastions or bastions congratulations guys we spent a hundred dollars on absolutely
yeah yeah but I will say I'll do it again this red flannel is sick
I
Should we try to make ourselves as black as possible so we can like like like the clothes I mean like you're tomorrow
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a we can like you like the flannels free. Okay. Well nevermind hide the shadows and stuff. Oh, where's my stuff?
I have to restart okay, I won't fuck it make sure you turn in your your shit
Yeah, what's up, what's up?
Our task well you died so I died
Well the new backpack so cool we guys we oh my god, I sweet
What what guys I know this kind of goes against our like grind all day and don't get distracted
Okay, can we can we go to the icebreaker right now?
No
You sure we don't have the quest to get there
We just have to go to shoreline no you have to get the quest line to get there I
I
Say we get back in let's get back in okay, let's do it
Hey guys, I can just get the medical stuff from another map. So I'm actually not behind exactly
mm-hmm
Yeah, we're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good
Do we get to what how do we get the woods? No, no, we don't need to go to my customs. Yeah, we
We don't have the key for that.
The only thing we can do is eliminate the key of energy.
And it's obviously the only question we can do when we don't need to do anything here.
Yeah, why don't we have wood?
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, I don't care.
Oh, we guys, guys, talk to the skier, talk to the skier.
I'm talking to him right now. I talk to him.
And I'm going to kill you guys and break your back, baby!
I bet you out of all the talk I've seen was where the furthest ahead right now. I bet we're not I bet we are I
Literally put everything that I own that we aren't
Well, I know also peanut thank you so much for the white armor after you died I have finished my skier test
I'm going to grab zero.
I'm actually so bad that I got that dz.
Make sure after you talk to Scare you accept the quests.
We can go to customs now.
Eliminate the target quest condition slash elimination slash kill slash bot roll slash assault group.
Italian.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Where do I find such man with such complex name?
Comrade, does Putin know of this?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Guys, that's another thing, guys.
If you think we wasted money on the battle pass, just remember, this company is in
Russia, so there's a tax.
So Putin gets at least 30%.
We all just can't put the $40 in.
Good work, comrades.
Blot.
Yo, I just realized on customs,
we have to eliminate scabs on customs 15.
We gotta go to customs.
I gotta kick you guys in.
Kick you guys?
Good work, comrades.
You just kicked us in a minus back two seconds ago?
Oh no, no, no.
You think of someone, you think of another peanut.
Oh, gosh, sorry for assuming.
Yeah, that's okay.
That's okay.
Yeah, well now you're canceled.
You can't cancel, buddy.
We still can't go to woods.
We can go to customs.
That's what I'm, that's what I'm.
Customs instead.
Yeah, Pina.
That's all my, why didn't we think of that officer?
That's a great idea, P.
Let's go ahead and get in there, man.
It's a good idea.
Good, WP not.
We're just doing the story quest, right?
That's where we're at.
What?
Is that English?
I mean we have tasks there.
Just do any questions.
I don't have that task.
No, it's because you suck.
Why do I have that task?
Well, there's no way you're already behind.
No, how do I not have that task?
Obviously you also sit in your armor and your ties.
No.
The medical from ground zero.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness, guys.
You guys kick it ahead of me.
You have to get some rest.
You guys can't get ahead of me, you have to get some reason.
Well, the good thing is, it's 10 kills, so we just go to Customs, we'll go to Crack House, get your medical items, extract, and we'll catch you up on kills. It's super easy.
Oh, let's do it! That's a great idea! Black! Black! Black! Black!
I just got about 30,000 notifications, that officer is ready for the raid.
You're definitely not farther
than Dr. Lupo. Let me tell you
what that is. Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Checkers. He's playing chess.
We're playing checkers. He's
playing. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
get down on it.
Get down on it.
Uncle Todd got by with it.
Uncle Todd got very violent.
Get down on it.
How are you going to do it if you really don't want to dance standing on the wall?
Tell me.
Yo, thank you for the three.
Good day, Hutch.
I got timed out peanut chat is Twitch chat stream freezes every so often for a few seconds.
I typed lag and got timed out.
I'm not going to let it know, but it's all right.
Ray, thank you for the two months, man.
Tim, it's saving the 500 biddies.
I watched peanut stream.
I really just like watching your stream with peanut commentary since he's always dead on
second hand.
That was a lot.
You were driving for a while.
Rare.
14 months Rev Merton, Dick Mack, Duncan and Beach. Thank you.
Do you use waves?
Oh, traffic.
Do you use waves?
Time to get on the move.
Back in traffic, guys. Back in traffic.
If you want your body to move, we'll see you one day.
Damn, baby.
Oh, thank goodness. Thank goodness.
You think the long man...
How are you gonna do it?
You really don't want to.
I would. I would.
Actually, we're on an on-ramp backwards.
Oh, thanks.
Dedicated to the game.
Thank you.
That's new technology.
That is new technology.
But what if you can lift and trunk enough where you can just drive over the other cars?
Until like your wheels are like one inch thin
Vehicle that's like that
Super wide with thin wheels that stands really tall. I believe so you can drive over other cars. I believe
I don't want to close the game just in case it breaks, so we're just gonna wear it for now
I remember when you really wanted farm equipment for no reason at all.
What?
The last time I came to visit.
I wanted a lawn mower and electric one.
That would be cool.
Yo, not that.
You saw it on your electric lawn mowers, our cool.
No, that's not what I'm hating on.
He saw like a backhoe and he's like, I want one of those, that'd be cool to
have.
Yeah, it would be cool.
What do you need it for?
Nothing, but it's cool.
Nobody fucks you when you're in farm equipment.
That is true.
Yeah, yeah nobody fucks you with farm equipment.
Farmers, farmers are sweet dude.
FarmersOnly.com.
Yeah, FarmersOnly.com.
I bet they have, I mean farmers all have massive cars.
hundred percent hundred percent hundred fifty percent it's all the wheat
all the wheat yeah uh you know that's like an actual pretty popular website to farmers right
is it i'm pretty sure i you know i'm from i'm from the redneck part of town and i do have family
members who have met their significant others on farmers
only.com. Wait, not even lovers. Why are you why are you
saying that? Couldn't be hutch. Oh, if you have a farmers
only, it's fine. Wait, is there like a grinder? Is there like
a grinder for farmers like gay farmers only?
Yeah, he put in
only dot com forward slash
forward slash
and some gay barbers
Ram Ram's back up
Yeah, that would be that
Yeah, that's not that market right
time to invest is y'all look at what the after just said
Chad is like is like farmers live on really big land so
it's not like like yo, can we make this the YouTube thumbnail
right now? Gave farmers only.com. It's like you and
like Stephen down the road. Can we make that the YouTube
thumbnail right now? Just looking at each other through
your windows you swipe right it's just
you hop in your your whole plow or whatever you call it
all about what the hell is that huh you imagine me on gadebump is only dot com
did you find out the beat did you get it from me
the fuck steve why do you answer my dm what the hell
Yeah, I sent your picture by Cox.
See, I'm responding.
Ready? Here we go.
We have a week.
Oh, you know, we're going to get this game or one.
The late clearly not many people are on fucking customs yet.
We are coming to me for the policies.
Yeah, they're just juicy boys.
There she is, boys.
Only farms.
Only because also, I think where we are currently located
is probably not very, not a lot of players back here.
Bachelors.
Maybe we back out and change our servers.
We could.
Is anyone having issues loading in Tarkov still,
or they kind of fix that?
Is that I don't uh
Well, hold on wait, well hold on wait a second no do not close
No, people are saying don't close
Fuck
Yeah, don't close. Yeah, don't close. I've got a funny joke, but it would reveal what's everywhere on so I can't see
That's almost like you thought I said it
Are you okay?
You've pissed and shit like nine times today
No, I know it feels like that, but I really have it.
It feels like you really said, I got to go shit four times.
Listen, listen, listen, no, I'm going to do a back took of all
my balance movements.
Okay.
No interest in.
Okay.
The first time I said, I had to shit.
So I went shit.
Okay.
Maybe I beat a little.
I don't remember.
The second time I said I had to go shit.
Remember it was just a big fart.
Yeah, I do.
I'm just farted.
And now I'm telling you, I got to go pee.
So I've had one poo, one fart, one pee.
I know for myself at least I pretty much know what I need to pee or what I need to poop.
You having questionable pee's and questionable poops I think is concerning.
No it's not questionable I just didn't know I'd be getting grilled on my bowel movement
so when I was sitting I don't remember if I peed.
I really want to get into the bathroom thinking I need to pee and rip the fart.
I gotta go to the piss when I shit.
Go for the cycle but in the bathroom yeah.
I do gotta piss though.
We gotta generate some fight go piss?
Yeah go piss.
No, I don't so long to find a man. I feel like you should be in there by the other way the bill of nowhere
Okay, I don't know what server on the rocks and practices
Guys don't start without me now don't get rowdy on me. Okay, sir. Yeah, bro
like scared we're going to just disappear from saying scared that we're
he's such a bright and little peanut mm-hmm we got to make sure he shakes it
oh bro he's a foreshake for sure and you know he doesn't have any arms so he
just sitting there wiggling yeah my dog when it has like scratch its own ass
You're starting to wiggle in what I'm John
Yo, I'm gonna be honest this golden star that they sent me although cool
Bro, I can only imagine actually happened to use this. I can't get it open
I've been trying to get it open for like an hour. It's hard
Hope I got it open
quick sniff. I'm locked in. I do not close this all the way. If you close it all the way,
you're never going to open it again. All right. Well, we are still late. I think.
Oh my gosh. I have, I have great news, Pete, to interrupt you because whatever you're saying
is not important. I have a really bad speech impediment.
Lemon from Hayy in video games.
Lemon just found out he's allergic to water.
My God.
That makes me so happy.
I'm so pumped.
That's awesome.
That is fantastic.
That is so awesome.
If you're allergic to water, does that mean you're allergic to aquamarine?
I don't know. I know logically you're saying item wise item wise. I don't think you are
Because it's based on items not
Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah, I don't think I think something on tomorrow. He's not water bottles
There's no way how did he just find out isn't he like 34 oh my god
Oh, oh, you sweet summer child you that's a good point that is a good you honestly that's
a good question that guy's you know what that guy is pretty much every YouTube comment section
and every video I post that's him right there that's who's commented that's a reasonable
inquiry that's a reasonable inquiry very big oh here we go oh shit we're in let's
ride
Finally oh
This is why no one ends to a fucking night raid bro. You absolute idiot
You idiot you idiot you cute us in to a night raid
I
You're such an idiot you cuteness
No, I'm put us in a nightmare. We just waited so long than a turn night dumbass
That I don't know that's how that works
My chair before reading on the radio like you're not finding anybody because you cute into a night raid
So I have a feeling that's wrong guys guys guys. I genuinely put it in 1730 70 30
little a
little a 38
We don't we don't want to go we don't want to go to kill scabs yet we want to go to
What's it called crack house for P for his medical items? I can literally say everything I'm fine. I'm cheating
Wait, how would you do what you do?
Once you're given a 2.8 and contrast to 60% with digital 5 into 60 you just see like a date
This is what it looks like regular guys by the way this is what it looks like
Yeah, now nighttime raids are impossible to play.
Good work, one foul swoop.
Wait, what?
You said I rule nighttime raids?
Just now, yep.
I did not rule just yet.
Fuck you.
I've been doing this forever.
I've been doing this years.
You guys can suck me.
I'm not playing a game.
I can't see anything.
No, I haven't found out.
No
Yeah, you fucked us congratulations. Can we just actually see the time in game right now?
Yeah, didn't they change out? How do you see that again? No, never mind. We see how much I'm able up in the rain
2318 they got a watch or something
2318
come on guys come on guys he's over here guys come on guys he's over here guys
you guys really don't have to help him out come on guys come on guys come on guys
you guys can help a group out come on
come on I gotta go back to that guy once I find a big bag bag so you just delay yourself
I'm walking in, don't shoot me, boss.
ZBC manifesto?
Yeah, I have him on me.
Oh, fantastic.
And, man.
Oh, my God.
I can imagine Hyde wearing himself with little rings on,
with sausages hanging down the side like a pack of a pack.
And he wants me to give him a backpack.
And he wants me to give him a backpack to literally die.
Yeah, come on.
I'll give it back once I, like, find another backpack.
No you won't, no you won't, no you won't.
I'm not even hotch jackass!
Officer, please, officer, we know you don't want to leave.
Oh, suck my ballsack.
He would never give it to us, he would never give it to us, officer.
I literally would, I literally wouldn't.
No he wouldn't, no he wouldn't, don't listen to him.
I literally would, I swear, guys, guys, I'll give it back, give it back guys.
Guys, guys, guys, I want to suck you, guys.
Okay, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Guys, I want to suck you guys.
Come on guys, come on.
Oh, man, man, man.
Officer, please, please, Mr. Rocky.
Hi, WC.
Officer, come on.
I even have a little backpack that you can use in the meantime.
Oh.
Come on, Albus.
Sling these nuts in your mouth.
Officer, we had to come back.
We had to come back.
I'm going to come on your back.
Officer, you have a J-pack.
This is going to be like 50 of them in this ring.
Come on, boys, come on.
You're a little smudgy, come on, this is a quick spot.
I'm certain that you'll be set up in place.
Hunch, can I have your backpack, please?
Nope.
Guys, this is not a scene, all of us, this is not me.
This is not just me.
All right, fine, I'm going to go to the warehouse,
because this guy's getting back there quickly, guys.
Who you at, Hunch?
I'm inside.
Inside where?
Inside the crack house, though.
OK, it's just inside your dad.
Hey, where am I?
I'm on judge.
Are you going to the big place with the big house man? I'm coming big guy
Wish I could see boss
Be coming in my flashlight
I'm going up top
Damn it, I can't use it because I'm a fucking bad boy
But you find balls
I'm some cool. What'd you find?
We can try to
My god, I'm back later. I don't know the guy coming back later
Guys guys guys come on
But what the hell this great is long when since when
Notice that
Maybe that's why that that that mechanical thing in the in the thing before was worth more than we thought
Through that perfect. He's mechanical. He's 20% last. Oh Chad said you'd have to shoot the locks. Oh
Really
I
Wait it actually works
You still need medical supplies
People at the gas station careful boys. I'm coming down to UP
I need the backpacks, I'm gonna be behind on quads, so we're all gonna get fucked.
Come on, come on.
Where's your backpack, man?
I actually don't know.
And you're gonna give this back to me, right?
Yes, I will give it back, yes.
You swear?
Because if you don't, you will never, you will never get anything from me ever again.
again okay all right
you're the world's most perfect fool
we have to leave the raid you can't just run back to where we spawned
No, I was going back to that thing.
He's going to get back.
Alright, I'm sitting up here in the corner and I'm killing anyone who walks in officer so be careful.
Alright.
I'd get up in a corner and wait for Peter to get back.
Best plan.
Oh, I make 56A1 BS ammo.
There's all this junk in this backpack.
You're gonna toss it.
Wait, two of my gas analyzers?
Is this a leeway?
We hold on. I actually can't think of the things I need because I was crap in it.
There we go. Okay, there we go. I got it.
Are you crazy? You just got all those Black Division crates with backpacks in them?
You still don't have a backpack?
I feel betrayed.
Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, someone's running in?
Was that you just running officer?
I'm not exactly right now.
No, I'm upstairs.
I'm running from Krakow. It's kind of like that direction.
You guys see, see if it's on?
Yeah, it's actually you I think.
But there is someone else at the other gas station.
Did we do our quest? What was our quest again?
It's just to kill scabs, but it was for you to get your medical and then we'll do it.
Let's...
Does it really have a green flare?
No, I do have the code.
That's further than the extract, I think.
Oh well, it depends. Old gas is up.
We'll take that if it's not going to take you.
Jesus mother.
Okay, they're between the two buildings.
Yeah, it is.
I'm definitely players over here, so you make that call on them stash in the middle of this
frame track.
Gas open.
Just know if officer can stream anyone can stream because damn, Chudster Ultra.
What is that?
We need more horses than we want to die.
Let's go take the boat.
This is what I do inside this fence!
I didn't even hear him.
He's right in the other side.
Mr. Silly!
Are you over there, Mr. Silly?
Holy shit!
I legitimately can't see shit that's behind
behind us. That's what I thought. He's out there in the middle. I think he's over here.
There's a lot of guys. I heard that. I think what's close to us is Scars, but what's
far away as the players. That's over by New Gas. Yeah, New Gas. Dude, there's someone
around here that's doing 100%, 100 feet to the right.
Good job, boys. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. He's right here. Oh, we're gonna kill him.
you know we need scab kills buddy no remember we share it we share it well
I don't know if that's wrong they said it's only seven
We did hear shots over here
We'll try to use your code to give you what you would do with it. I don't think I always would try
It is how it works, this is the right one, let's get out of here!
Oh yeah!
Dude you're gonna miss it! You're gonna miss it!
Oh Matt. I'm in it.
Oh okay.
Ah!
Woohoo!
God yeah!
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
Let's go!
We're probably out of all the streamers and players.
We're probably the most far end.
You show me quest time.
We're like cooking. We're real good.
Officer is Chudster Ultra Maxing the mega uber Chudster Pro Edition
You put the chud in Chudster
Everybody used to Chudster Chudster Ultra Chudster Ultra
Ultra edition don't be are you gonna bring me back that that backpack. Oh
Yeah, yeah, of course of course
of course yeah no yeah of course no yeah
you've never seen that backpack again
oh yeah no of course
thank goodness
I'm just kidding I'm giving it to you
okay
I got so suck
nah I'm just kidding I got Jeff's kid
y'all should put on those new pairs of headphones
those are really good
yeah but they're probably expensive
I'm gonna save them and sell them
I'll save them and sell them when we can just hear better than literally everyone else in the game
No, but what if you you can hear about it, and then I'll just I'll just find your dead body and kill
Follow my guides
I'm always hot.
I am better.
And now I've got to eliminate Scarlett Custom.
All right, now can we, can I make a request?
Can I make a request?
Can we queue for a fucking daytime raid, please?
Thank you.
Of course, of course.
Well, honestly, that gotta work out well for us.
We go nighttime again.
No, no, that took over 10 minutes to get into.
That's true, that's true.
Sorry, guys, I didn't mean to boss.
It's okay.
Wait, hold on. Wait guys wait. Do you guys already have your five items give the skier?
Yeah
Well, I'm gonna give mine a skier. Would you want to take it? Hmm?
Five items. How do we do that? Do you have to talk to him and give it to me building? Yeah. Yeah
Miss it
I have my
What you have it is gonna say it or something
Yeah
There's an option that says I've got the stuff you need or whatever, oh
Yeah, I don't have that yet either
Wait, hold on
How do you get the black division large rig already? It's actually really easy
It is a trick what you do is you spend money
You have an advantage over other players who didn't skeduce
For any more Tarkov, tincts and tricks, hit up your boy!
Hit up your boy! Hit up your boy!
Wait, where is Skiers Wallet on Customs?
Oh shit.
What?
I just got the thing for Boreus.
And it's not Boreus.
Excuse you, the icebreaker.
Oh shit.
Because I already had the poster.
We'll see the icebreaker before anyone else.
that way there's no one there when we get there.
Once you unlock mechanic, if you have the poster,
you can start it.
Yeah, I have the quest, but it's not letting me turn it in.
Wait, you gotta go to customs and kill guys, don't we?
What are we doing here then, guys?
Let's go!
I don't know if that way to you responded.
We also need, again, we need to find Skiers Wallet.
Where is Skiers Wallet?
We don't need Skiers Wallet.
What are you talking about?
Customs what I don't need that I don't have that how my head you got
Getting in front of me
I would say no you but you would break any roller coaster in America
No, it's right
They're amasculating you. Yeah, you guys are literally
amasculating.
Those are literally amasculating me.
Protests is next week, P. Shut up and cue the fucking raid.
What's next week?
The protest that you probably signed up for.
That's shut up.
Protests.
Wait, hold on. Was there anything?
What is it when you say the opposite of next week?
Today?
Last week? No, I don't think it's last week. Something similar. What is it? What's it say?
About a week ago. I don't want to change my in-game name to Officer Juddster. Oh look
that officer who would have thought when we don't queue for a nine-time raid we're in the game
yeah
let's keep going
Let's go to stronghold as fast as you can possibly possibly do that.
Where are we going?
Stronghold?
Peanut's going the wrong way.
Wait, is it you?
What?
It's me up there.
Oh, you're going around that way?
Okay.
All right.
Oh yeah, because it's doors closed.
I keep getting it.
Doors closed, yeah.
What's going on these people?
That's whack.
That's whack, gang.
Your hairline? Wack.
Your look?
Your shoes?
Wack.
Yeah.
Where you shit curbs left? Wack.
Wack.
Oh, that's a pass.
Literally.
Where do we? Are you wittily so serious?
Are you wittily so serious right now?
I swear it's alright.
What's up? Yeah.
Not good.
Give me my bureau.
This is scabbard.
There's all of us here!
Oh, shoot, oh, shoot, oh, shoot, oh, shoot!
Oh, no!
Grab the hatchage! Grab now the hatchage!
Gotta get there first.
One, one, one!
Oh
This is getting serious guys all right up top
My dear next to you was that was that one guy man?
Me. Oh, I'm dead
This is not good, yeah, I wouldn't stand there, dude
You
Inside the stronghold you should come in this my flashlight
Yeah, no, thanks. You're gonna get shot. He got shot from outside. No, he got shot
He touched him from outside!
He's right, there's one by us, there's one by us!
Get inside!
He's so stupid, he's no dumb.
God, I'm a...
Wait, a player?
Why an idiot?
Yeah, player.
Yeah, I got him, I got him, I got him.
I'm not bad, dude.
I feel great.
Alright, so we got Rishala.
You killed the player.
Okay.
I
Let's get my shit before that motherfucker robs my corpse
Thanks
Whoa, I can see through your body. I just see your lower legs
Okay, that's great I gotta kill Michelle
Where are you at I'm at top of stronghold and be careful about the throw date. They might all run to fuck your bussy
Okay, are you ready? Are you in the back of the front?
Stay well. I'm at the top of the stairwell on the opposite side where you are top of hell
Are you ready?
Everybody go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
I killed another.
I'm coming, Bodge!
I killed another.
I head shot at one, but he's still alive.
Oh, what the fuck?!
Oh, shit, fucking God!
I'm dead to an aide okay one last for shall is that good luck I'll get revenge for you
my hockey pool and where's you guys due to my hockey pool I'm pretty sure I died to an
made by a player potentially. That's the last one you hear is to your right. Maybe one more.
I think you heard one to the farther right.
I am the champion of the world. I'll keep on fighting till the end.
You just saw a player crack house door. Yep, I see him. There's also one next week.
Yeah, good luck.
That is on the staircase.
I'm sweet.
I'm gonna take out this other pussy too.
Where is he? Where is he shooting at?
Where is he?
He's gone.
Is he in crack?
Oh, he moved to the right.
Well, I'm glad you're just here.
He's in the showroom.
Yeah.
You child of the old grab a drink.
That's so annoying.
I'm just fucking hate it.
Excuse me.
Ok.
Hello?
Hellooo?
Hello?
Hahaha.
No the hahahaha!
She's Serious Booshes Officer!
She has a me.
I got an asshole.
I got what the hell was that?
What a name too.
What?
You Meco?
What?
Oh I don't...
Oh I killed my dick.
Oh.
Deuces officer
He has an asshole. What the hell was that? What a name to what you met?
What oh, I don't and I'm Ryan killed my different dudes
Blow New Jersey
Good work
What a delight! What's A.I?
Yeah.
We saved New Jersey.
Good work, everybody. We have saved New Jersey.
And that's worth more than this quest.
That's right.
That's worth more than this quest. That's right.
We saved a whole city.
That would be a whole state.
Whoa.
Obviously, we saved a whole state.
Hell yeah boys! Am I right boys? Hell yeah!
That's how we roll. That's how we roll.
Oh what a joy.
That's how we roll. That's how we do it.
Great news! The grenade that landed at my toes and instantly blew up was from the AI.
Oh that's great news!
Heat seeking grenades are back gentlemen.
Taking missile grenade. Oh, and it was also an rgd 5 which means
Great I'm coming in with an mc5. Okay. What was that?
A coke diesel crack it open for one a coke diesel. Oh, that's a DC. Huh? That's a DC. No, no, no diesel
That's the oh, that's the real deal
What is all that regular Coca-Cola? I'm not fucking around anymore. You're not fucking around
This guy's not fucking around
Not in this slide
Oh my god. Yeah, oh, I was right by the way, I technically gave you your backpack bag
What a joy instead of losing one backpack I lost two because he lost the other one
I just want you to know that I just want you to know that I think you did that. My debt is paid
Wonderful wonderful. I am a great teammate. No need to thank me. Don't thank me
There's a need I
Cannot believe that that was an AI grenade that landed at my feet. We'll be all died
Officer kind of got screwed the most
Well, yeah, but
So it's like kind of like what happened, dude, I did dude.
Oh, you did.
Hmm, or, uh, you know, we got a lot of aura from that rain, too.
So it's not, it's not for nothing.
That wasn't for nothing.
We got a lot of aura from that rain.
I'm so upset.
That stinks.
What my time?
The look of, I just got blown up by a grenade, that's what I look like.
of you don't know what I've been through right here gentlemen
yo thank you for the dollar if you are six eight but you have small hands does
that mean you are packing or lacking because I've heard what big feet mean
but also heard with small hands signifies and the opposite
Guess you're just gonna have to wonder about my meat. I don't know what to tell you. Just say, use your imagination
gel thing for the eight months, two step thing for the two months, big thoughts.
I don't know. I'm still mentally getting over the grenade at the toes by the AI. That is just so freaking brutal dude.
And what sucks even more is, is the first scab I killed had a wristy.
So, it would have been amazing.
Man, I've been so cool if we won that ring.
You've been so cool, that grenade didn't blow my toes off.
Watch out for those.
I mean, bro, it was literally, boom.
Yeah.
I feel like Rashal's guards are the worst about it.
I thought they fixed that.
He did but plug is spicy.
Check it out, P.
I haven't even equipped my bubble again.
You guys, when you prickly read,
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Doodly-doodly-boodly-doodly-doodly.
It is a great day, isn't it?
We're back on Tarkov. We have things to do.
do we're not behind on the wife I mean I have not been able to get this erection
down since we started
I've been drifting out since he started
I mean this guy just doesn't budge
he's the dealer he's the house
nobody beats the house off with me
You know if we wouldn't have died I would have had a wristy and I probably would be invincible for the rest of the day
Well, that's you but
Your view were experienced for you
Do you feel like that
No, I'm gonna be honest. I've lost control a long time ago. They probably bullied me
Changing my name to officers
Officer the chud man
I got that keep you up. We'll be later
Hey, so what's really big here? So what's really big here? Yeah, let's just spawn here goober
Boys does that not worry?
They're holding their dick probably in the crack house
Or there to the left and we're all dead
They might be in there boss
Yeah
Are we running through the middle of the map right now, Bob?
Guys I got
We hear Michelle again
I really don't want to eat another grenade balls. Oh, yeah, I'm already full
Or I've got to be back to guy yours. Oh die die, okay
I got a thermal stove. Is that cool?
Wait you found a thermal like an actual thermal. Yeah, T1 2W. Thank you
I
Guys you open with a knife
People people
What is doing
I swear this move you gotta believe me. Oh you baby
Yep, they were in the crack they were in the crack house you hear that
I shot the lock! I shot the lock!
I shot some sweet stuff!
Hold on! Is this that lump thing that's coming into play?
I got a new armor, I got a new shotgun, I got an AK-34M with this snow gun.
Oh, I got the salua!
Oh, I'm cooking! I'm cooking!
sweet sniper now somebody guys days oh my god I'm invincible now I don't think
anybody can give me the tree go first boss
I
Yeah, there's people are cracked I
Wouldn't look over there. You might die. Oh
I'm already looking I'm already beeping boys. I need my lap. Oh
My shirts I'm everyone stop moving
Oh
Okay, I don't hear nothing
Where's your school again, are you sure it's a week back? I said no
You're a liar! You're a liar to thief and a cheat!
That's you are! Nothing more! Nothing more nothing black! You liar cheat!
You're a liar!
I'm eating right now.
I'm not a liar.
Alright, let's get to moving boys! We're doing nothing!
Okay, all right.
That's for me. Re-dinner.
Re-dinner, right there.
He's warming up.
I'm good old.
All right, guys.
So are we straddling?
Because I only have one suscan for my car.
No, we're gonna go loot the mechanical buildings
on the other side of the map near our extract.
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it, guys.
Who are we doing here then, guys?
Alright, I am officially taking over team leadership for this raid.
No, no, I'm the IGL. I'm the Bone Collector.
You haven't wanted to do one fucking thing.
We just sat in a building and looked at another building for ten minutes!
I said I hear chud steps.
I'm not sure old chud steps.
I skipped like P and Dada.
Seems like you had a Ved Dada with that one.
I did have a Ved Dada, P for Ved Dada.
And P for plus it.
The lady?
The lady? I am uh...
I'm uh...
You see me up your...
Your pussy?
Good man.
It's for your...
You see, it's amazing.
Did you do this yourself?
Yeah.
You shouldn't stop right here.
Okay.
Man, get that.
Who shot him?
Now, use the backpack real quick.
You see?
Sorry.
Sorry for the delay, Joe.
At what point are you going to bring backpacks, then,
or is that just not an option?
So that's not an option.
That's not an option.
Okay.
Even though we've gotten 20 backpacks,
it's not an option stuff.
Team, other side of these buildings, y'all heard that shot?
Thanks for doing that.
Woah, he's saying it.
Excellent pussy, ma'am.
He's going to do gas, but I don't think we'll get over here.
How's that splay? Oh, sorry.
Oh, that's right here. That's right here. That's right here. That's right here.
I'm inside the building. Clearing out the squadrons.
Oh my gosh, P.U.I.T.
Thank you.
They're in there. They're in there. Let's move. Let's move. Let's move.
some boosts here. I'm with you, B.
Free PK.
Oh, God.
I have enough space to eat that off of you. I think you are doing it in front of us.
Just earn grudge.
They're inside the building inside the building.
I'm right here, I'm right here next to you, we're all next to each other.
I'm standing right here, this is me.
I'm right here next to the cylinders.
The other, the enemy is inside.
I'm gonna fight this guy, boys.
He's hurt in there.
I don't know.
I would do that.
Alright, I'm going this way.
Yeah, come come come come come one pound fish
You can bait me I'll die first
I didn't see anybody on the jump sure wasn't a scam I'm positive I'm positive there's a player in here somewhere
You went upstairs I'm going upstairs on the clear stairs
We should probably clear from bottom as well.
We have to ask him where he is.
Great idea, Pete.
Where are you?
Good work.
Thanks.
Now, okay.
He's alive.
Did you want to go back to our chairs?
Someone's outside.
Careful.
Yeah, there's dead scabs inside. Yeah, yeah, there's dead scabs inside. I'm gonna try and throw a nade towards the back.
I'm gonna run and jump, Pete. Don't let me die, okay?
I want you to die, Bart. I want you to die.
I haven't seen it, eh?
I'm hiding up in the other side.
Do it over time. Do it over time. Do it over time.
No, you're gonna... You want to kill me. You want to kill me.
No, no, I'm... No, I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious.
The other side staircase is open. He might have went up top, maybe.
Squeeze it. Push it, my lady.
The door.
I
Want to see anything
Hey
Oh my gosh
Thought I wasn't gonna get that officer if that was you on the body. I apologize. I thought peanut was gonna steal from me
What was the last thing you said when I hand you my backpack
balls for the dab balls
I can use it
what the fuck
take it come run
you like blood
blout
Mechanical parts real bad guys real bad. So I'm gonna look around
Is that tracking you followed I think I'm falling
I think all this is looted so I think hot guys all the mechanical part nothing in there
He has
He has another player's mags on them
he killed another player he killed a player with a with a with a sniper what
do y'all take a sniper from him no did you take a sniper from him no we gotta
find this guy we gotta find the sniper like a lot of people looking around
Now, what's up, you all guys?
Just, whoo, we got some for this fireball.
What's up, guys?
Dude, what is that?
This is a tearoom.
Whoa.
I invite you in to loot it, though.
Guys, I'm going to eat some Pad Thai.
The Pad Thai.
You guys, why don't I relax and enjoy some?
This is like how, hey, I've got an itch to eat some.
No one's up top right? I can kill anybody there, see?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is somebody walking in the back?
I'm closing the door.
No one exists.
Good luck, boys.
Okay, okay.
Anyone who comes up here dies.
Don't come up here.
Okay, I'm gonna come up here.
Don't come up here.
Do not come.
I'm gonna come.
Don't come up here, pig.
I'm gonna come.
Don't come up here.
I'm gonna come.
Don't, don't come.
Officer, officer, do you have any more stuff for the day?
I knew there was somebody outside. I heard him. I heard him.
Oh, God, I got that kill. Time to loot up.
My nuts.
Oh!
What?
Want something to eat you, H-Sports? Something to tickle your fancy?
Something, when you guys switch your headsets?
Yeah, I dropped my headset. You can have that.
Oh, yeah, why'd you drop your heads up here?
It's coming.
I'll show up from watch anyways.
There we go.
There it is.
This guy just had no mag in his gun,
and his three mags were completely empty.
I think that might be a good idea.
Who else is coming?
Zamoran.
That's what I'm saying.
There's something up here.
I'm here to watch something.
Jump to them, bitch.
Jump to eight points, man.
See?
We're running, man.
Change for a door.
Oh
No
I
Know that was down at the end
I
You like that in the building both of you for sure
No, we're lying me for sure
GPU again, okay, we have on the backside by the back side, okay?
Be I got an item for you
Chamber
Sure, I'm sure
You die!
You're quiet.
I am.
I can't even kill this guy because he can't go by.
I'm gonna shoot him, boss.
I don't see him anymore, boss.
He threw a grenade at the pass. That's all I know.
At the pass?
I got a side view of the pass.
The broken wall.
Come on, try next to GB-120-120-120.
You have to get your grubby hands off of this, you bad bitch.
I didn't even grab it.
Where'd it go?
None of these are things.
Oh, and I got another one.
Was that one of them?
Right, I did nothing.
Don't kill the guy, P.
Suncha!
Oh, I was going to shoot you guys.
Excellent, Ray.
Gentlemen, excellent, Ray.
That was, guys.
That was scary.
We almost saw someone.
Oh, my goodness.
Good thing we got away.
And I wonder where that guy's dog tag went.
Some mystery.
Mystery.
The world may never know.
I've got a piece of sausage in my ass.
I don't know who put it there.
I, I, I'm stuck my cock inside of a tweaky.
I'm telling you guys, we are 100%
any steamer right now 100% guys guys type w in the chat if you agree
all the obvious all the obvious guys thank you guys honestly guys i do know what the
w's up if the only reason this team is ahead is because of their fearless leader they'll
And if you disagree put small penis
Everybody knows I am the leader of this group. No, I'm the leader of this group guys
As remember, I'm just a chudster. I mean before you laugh at any joke remember to ask me if it's okay to laugh
That's a lot of small penises. Look at the chat now. Overwhelming amount of small penises.
Well, they're just typing small penises. Okay, we all know that's the reason they're
all typing it. They just got a solid chance to spam small penises and they took it.
That's our people right there respectable. That's our people. That's our people. That's us. That's our people
Do we dare play a hype song to get locked back in I get I can do it until I buy food. I'm so hungry
I'm so hungry. What are you gonna eat today? Be burgers, whatever bite burgers my girlfriend brings me out of here
whatever she brings me whatever she brings me I needed I need a sad I'm so
hungry I even eat it all the day it's 4 p.m. I haven't even eaten yet I'd rather
die okay okay see you know if somebody else said that mr. it'd be funny
yeah it's it's you specifically just sad yeah it's just sad we just want to
metal chairs and intervention.
Yeah. I mean, you know,
you felt that energy.
That was.
Well, I have bought.
Yeah, look at the trade of the bear
special squad. You guys at the end?
No, I've got a guy coming to my chat
and say, you look exactly like how
I imagined you'd look.
Is that a compliment?
I got pulled called
Chudster Ultra.
We still need two more
more scav kills on customs. What are we talking about?
What are you doing? Yeah, two more kills on
two more kills on customs.
You guys, what? No, but what's a bear special squad?
That doesn't matter. Yeah.
Sitting in the
for me pencils, like
you have no idea what I mean.
do exactly now you're getting it all right guys let's use serious I saw more
guys we might as well this is the inefficient this is very
How how he cares?
Because we should be doing quests. We're doing quests. You literally just made a question.
What did you say so then? What the heck?
And we need to get you to...
Let's get in there, guys.
Oh, hey guys.
Guys, so I choose 1743. Is everybody gonna yell at me again?
1738.
I choose the other one just in case.
Also...
What's the other one?
Also...
have to give the five mechanics. Oh so you're the only reason we don't have it unlocked now. Good.
You have that done too? Yep I just finished it. After I stole all those items that officers dropped
I got it. Masculinity can be little in me.
You do that all on your own now. Talk to me.
You're racist. Yeah hey guys. Hey guys. Yeah. What's next huh? What blackface?
Yeah, you guys are pieces of shit both. Yeah, I do pee face on the weekends
You peanut face. Yeah, you literally have an item in the game. That is a peanut face mask. What are you talking about?
Yeah, that's peanut face. That's peanut face. I
Like peanut face
The key does a race
I was going on around here and he says the inside of your face smells bad. Oh
That's everything you get for using those coats. Look at that. All right, that's it
Not even a jerk off tonight
Are you the key ring?
It's gonna be a sad one. I don't want to do that yet chat because I don't want to close the game
They're still having issues. That was job. Yeah
So not the best of me. I don't want to I don't want to take the chance
If I want to drink more, but I know if I drink when I haven't had food at all today
I'm gonna get absolutely hammered at 4 p.m. Do it in your cold
Do it in your cold do it in your cold
I'm ten more hours of streaming to do. I'm ten more hours of streaming to do
I can't get drunk at 4 p.m. Guys. I will not make it to this
Okay, you're not even drinking here I have one right here. Look I'm drinking
I'm drinking water drinking okay, okay
I'm drinking a water boss. I'm already nine hours into my stream. I don't hear nothing. I've been up since seven
Is you're going all the way over those? Yeah
Yeah.
I love you, boss.
I'm John.
Yeah, I see.
Fuck it.
I see.
Frick it.
No, you know what?
Oh, my gosh, he's being serious.
Oh, shit.
I'm serious.
Fuck it.
I'm serious.
Frickin darn it.
I see.
Oh, what?
What's your mouth?
I'm serious.
I am so serious.
Calm down.
You can't just say that.
No.
No, P.
No, not this time.
mean it. Oh my freaking mean
it. Yep. Yep. Yep. Cow. Not
this time. I say we go and I
say we don't stop screaming
until we have camp. Oh frick.
I'm freaking serious. I'm
freaking serious. Yeah, no, no,
I'm not going to do that, but
I'll go to the late hours.
Yeah, I'm pretty much going
Hahahaha Lincoln.
Jonster Andrews.
Jonster ultra.
I see we go I see guys I'm telling you I see we go to a kappa.
Bro you're talking about like a seven day stream.
No dude they lower the they lower the requirements for kappa we can do.
If you don't think we are going to hit a fucking wall especially when it comes to like
killed nine players on interchange with an SR2M or whatever the hell that quest is
you're on crack. That would be shakily on crack right now for real. So why can't we do it?
I'm not going to be a good
officer. He's defeated me.
You're up. Officer. I choose
you.
Let's
ride.
Yeah, I can barely kill
players. It's this. Yeah, but he doesn't need to anymore
any more. Because if I kill the players he gets credit.
You just odd pieces of dummy.
He doesn't go over.
And nothing beats these Tarkov Q time.
Woohoo!
Let's go boys!
Let's do this you guys!
Let's go.
No, my man, gosh, you idiot.
You idiot.
I said to review 1743 and you said you'd be the other one.
I said 544 and you said yes.
I never said yes.
There's no fucking way.
There's actually just no way.
I'll be right here.
Are we shrubbering here yet?
No, we're not.
I didn't know 540 was fucking 2am. That's my bad, boss.
Oh, yeah, really bad. I'm so funny when you're on the other side now, huh?
Assholes?
Assholes? Assholes?
Assholes.
Yeah, we also didn't wait for 30 minutes, like, in your queue.
How was your month off?
Well, are you like it assholes?
to it.
Take a nap.
Oh, I got a sweet shovel, dude.
Where do we?
Whoa.
Dude, suck it out.
Tell the shovel.
No, no, no, no.
Don't hit me with it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Show off to the shovel.
No, no, no.
Show off to the shovel.
No, no, no.
Show off to the shovel.
No, no, no.
He wants to see it.
He said I can't wait to see the shovel.
Oh shit, there's NTR as well.
Like a 5-5-6 or 7-5-6.
5-5-6, 5-5-6.
He's just wearing his good kit.
I mean, it's going to be so dark in there, boys.
I do only have a four-act scope. I can't do code for anything good.
Gotcha!
Is he in here?
No, he's in the other building to our left.
Well, let's go kill him! Come on, gang!
You can't kill all of us!
What the hell?
Oh, not good.
Fuck you, pal!
We're coming in there to beat you up!
Fuck!
Oh
Not good
Do you yeah, I said fuck you I said, okay
You better be ready buddy very ready see your team
Yeah, we're inside income in the door
16
Oh some pot, hey, sir found some pancake mr. Abyssin
That's it moving that's it moving
And I just couldn't say I'm for this darkest fuck. He's at the top of those stairs
I can't stand this fucking game
wasn't
I
Did I did I literally stared at him like I just I looked away for a quarter of a second
I'm so upset
I'm about to say fuck it and use peanut tax like everyone else in the game
of
the
Oh, no, I'm not Mucos Buena.
Oh, I'm not Mucos Buena.
Oh, my.
Oh, I'm not Mucos Buena.
That was not Mucos Buena.
I'm not Mucos Buena.
I'm not feeling very bonita.
I'm not bonita at all.
Oh, I'm not.
Scabhater.
This guy's a racist.
This guy's an N-flare.
N-flare 6A1.
So Prodigy and Bushborn as his perks.
The guy who killed me.
He's legit.
He checked perks?
Yeah, look at the bottom of the guy who killed you.
I already went past it.
We got two keys for quests.
Hey, I got something out of it.
All right, can we make an agreement
that we don't play in the darkness anymore?
Even if it was not.
We need a Visi Gleddown.
What is that?
B.C. Glatter.
We need a B.C. Glatter stat.
What is that?
That's a bike.
That's a Mexican bicycle.
Oh.
Specifically.
I don't know.
It's something.
Um, because honestly, I might come full cannon.
I might come like level five armor, contact sixes, MPX, that's what you guys think.
That's what I'm doing.
Really, you can one more scam.
That's what you do.
You're coming maxed out.
I feel like I'm going up and down.
it up. It's max time. It's max time. Max time. Yeah, max time. It's max in time. It's
max in time. Yeah, chug sir ultra. Yeah, you guys probably don't have a S.R.T.U.A.
animal. Alright, I'll try. I'm gonna. I think we bring a pistol for scabs and we use this
gun for PMC's. I think that's the way. I think he lost my M.B.R. though.
I think that's the game plan boys. Oh wait hold on
No Prodigy wasn't it it was the bush more the seventy percent less noise and bushes wire. Oh wait
Seven six two twenty five
How are people getting on the game guys? I'm telling you it's streamers servers
Yeah, all servers
because they place us at a higher
Thing than you guys they think that we're we're battered they hate you guys
They hate you guys
They hate you if you can't get into the game because the key to literally hates you. Yeah, he hates you
He thinks you're scum
He thinks you are scum
He hates you and everything that you stand for he hates you. That's right
That's right. Think about whatever ideals you have
He hates them, he hates them, he hates them, he hates them.
Everybody you love hates them too.
He says fuck those guys.
Hates them too.
Yep. Yep.
100% 100% 100%
All right, we're going to go pistol for scouts.
Five hours before the launch open.
So I think he got there a little earlier than everyone else.
He was literally waiting five hours before the game opened.
our stream at 7 AM today.
Or where are we headed?
Same place.
I'm supposed to kill a scav.
Yeah, I got that.
That's why I'm saying it's inefficient.
So I have like five.
Hey, we could have walked right past the literal worst
building in the game to fight at.
But you said, let's go kill that guy.
True story.
Yeah, remind me to show you perks after this game. I'll show you bro. No problem
Guys, I'm coming in huge
Do you guys see how huge I am? It's so huge my huge or what?
Everybody's like that. I'm also huge. I'm huge. I'm huge. I'm not dying. I'm not dying this time. I'm going crazy
Then I hate him and his wife
You know, honestly, that is, that is a brave statement to make.
You are the first person to hate the key.
Actually.
Yep.
First guy.
You are breaking new ground here.
Make history.
New ground.
This is new ground.
You are breaking.
This is who shops open shop open.
That's what I say.
That's what I said.
Um, that's 100% you know what you want?
You don't know who I bet is keeping all these brave soldiers out of plan.
Tarkov, who's that Nikita's hooker wife?
I bet he saw that we were talking about her.
And so she slipped into the main frame of Tarkov and she said,
anybody who wants to be not turn off their system, break their computer,
break them, break them, break them.
And she's got some experience, breaking guys.
Hey, man, hey, man, professional swords, professional, a professional guy breaker.
Yeah.
Yep.
Can I agree more?
I reject.
I was going to get so bad, dude, I actually got some it's getting on Tarkov actually.
Yeah, man.
We're talking about the key to certain.
That would be a legend here.
What?
Oh, he got sent all the stuff.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Hi!
Hutch, I'm not getting that armor out if he dies.
I'm not getting a backcomb if he dies.
Yeah, I'm gonna swap my armor out.
I'm 100%.
Yeah, I'm bringing it to his ass.
And I'm telling him, oh, well if I give you this armor, what am I gonna wear?
Exactly.
Ah, sorry.
Ah, rats.
Unfortunately, unfortunately.
Jump down to the lead.
Oh yeah, God's still missing God's still missing God's still missing God's still missing God's still missing God's still.
What your blessings
Can't go to what's
Get these these days. I'll say we
Your guys fall. No, don't say you guys
You guys and give me is not
only I saw that work
no I checked I ran the numbers
I have to argue with the numbers
the facts don't lie
we should go to crack house and get the cello
wait actually
thought I heard footsteps
I did. Yeah, there is. You just got up. He's laying down.
Did you got up in the corner? What's your? Throw an A.
Nope. Unless he just chose not to move.
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
Oh, yeah, he's laying down and got up soon as you talk to him
Hey, you're taking it in there yeah, you said you're gonna get in there and go crazy
Yes
Yep
Crack doors open always open yeah, I was up and I don't remember nothing
All right guys, we need to get to the big stronghold that way you can get my stuff
I
Mean you guys to stop holding me back and we get the woods
Sorry, sorry about that
That's okay boss. I forgive you. I know you guys a little slow
Stupid
There's a work for officer doesn't work for him
basic basic oh yeah I'm sure sorry I'm sure put your kids up for an option that way I can do this
we gotta get the struggle we gotta get the struggle right now guys
there's players at the stronghold we hear them
come on let's get them is that you guys outside I'm in the ditch I'm in the ditch
I'm in the ditch I'm in the building yeah all right let's go to him
Is that your first floor crack house?
Yeah.
Move the bathroom.
Holy, 120 rounds of bee peeing?
Tank bench.
And uh...
Oh, RD704!
That's a nice find!
Hell yeah.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
Whoever's in there has that MDR so careful.
I'm at Wood staircase.
Yeah, there's a dead thing here.
Dead thing here.
He's out of the first room.
I'm at Wood staircase.
Yeah, there's a dead thing here. Dead thing here.
Yeah, he's not the first room. He's not the first room.
Yeah, maybe I'm changing. Give it up.
Yeah.
He's shooting.
I was listening to the box. Yeah, he did.
Yeah. All right.
I tried the boxes of the box.
Just listening.
I think we're gonna have something else.
Is my only AP rounds I just put on the box?
Worth it.
Hell yeah, brother, hell yeah.
and
you guys show up first
yeah right next to you
you guys are all
big up pussy
is he the middle room or the check?
well no, we haven't checked
clear
think he's gonna be upstairs
where is this fool again?
what's the moonshine behind? what an idiot
oh nice
nice find me shop sir
hello?
where the deal is he guys?
ducked in a corner not moving
mark up stairs
mark up opposite stairs in a second
I'm just gonna be there.
With the peanut.
You have that over five armor.
Both push.
I'll die first anyway.
I think he just killed that scaven.
I'm on the stairs.
I'm coming up now.
I'm chasing.
I'm looking right now for you as a hose count wires
My shot
How do you see if it's a building material? No, it's electronic. Medical supplies.
Maybe in that next building, the one we looted last time, when we killed that guy.
Did you think you could get through the thing?
That was Suzante.
I didn't want to delight you.
I'm a sweet boy.
You know what?
Just watch.
Watch this one.
Look at that one.
Oh, okay.
I'll do it again, too.
Nothing, guys.
There was nothing in that box.
How did you do that?
Right.
And you just need to move on.
we still need to kill one more scab or is that what's done it's done right I have
to kill four more scabs oh my gosh yep
maybe you guys wouldn't so beat me we haven't been mean to you you piece of
Yeah, you have.
You're making fun of me.
You can see my shoes are wack.
My headlight is wack.
Hi, Brows.
That's your tree, right?
Telling the truth isn't being mean.
Hey, man.
I want your real friends to tell you the truth.
Like that guy who said I'm...
I want you all to judge the whole trial.
I want my real friends to kill my family
and burn down my house like you did.
Yeah.
Okay.
There's a spider in there, sure.
I hear something to the right, careful.
The ride.
I thought I did.
The ride, the ride, the ride, the ride, the ride.
Hey, is that you?
Maybe I'm on the bridge.
Did you push?
I don't see anything under.
What's up? What's up?
This is intense. This is intense.
On the left side of the train for me, guys.
Oh my god.
Oh, this is a motherless side of the train for my skill.
No, no, no.
Let's pass this. Let's go to the next building and get to the industrial.
Yo, there's industrial stuff right here.
chlorine? Does that count?
Uh, no, no, it's not really material unfortunately.
It's a household material.
Because you use it in your house.
I'm going to the uh go to the next door house you don't have arms
Well you don't have legs, whack.
I got legs, I got legs, I got legs, I got legs.
Shut up, Chunster.
Don't you ever.
Don't, don't you ever! Don't you ever!
Now guys, in order to worship my god, I need to leave my vat in jail.
Three houses in Miami.
In his name, amen.
Amen! Amen! Amen!
I built this private airport on my property for the lord.
That's right. That's right.
and every time I take my second jet out I thank good Lord thank you for the people who gave me money for this
that's right that's right
Susan I know you don't have money to pay for your son's leg surgery but I just got myself a fear
Rolls Royce for the church
Oh here it is
Oh shit
What did you open the door?
Me, yes I was going up
And for a small prize of 2999 monthly, I will pray for you and your family
Daily daily $30 per prayer
Her prayer. Amen. I
Should be one more building stop guys. I'm still looking
Oh my gosh, I have a red flare
I have a red flare in a situation that like we would need a red flare in easily we can
call a loot right now I don't really want to die I have all that stuff I need all right
Let's go straight to the X-Track, boss.
Yeah, that way we can go to Wood.
Should I buy this game?
Yes, yes.
Brewing your life.
That's a great...
It's such a great idea.
It's a great idea.
It is lovely this time of year.
lovely oh my goodness as a lovely idea
wait what is this I got I got a peeg's
squid oh wait that's actually good
that's a big split just to make
absolutely sure you do not need any
Mormon and whatever called seven on me
All right, let's get out of here.
Where you guys at?
Stairs in the building.
I'm outside the building.
Which one's the H-Strat?
What do you do?
I'm inside the building as well.
Wait, which building?
Is that the same building as the officer?
Right next to the H-Strat.
Which one is the officer?
Right next to the H-Strat.
Wait, I'm coming in.
I'm coming in.
Go to me.
Shuffle fire!
Oh my gosh, I thought you actually killed me.
You guys have been naughty, haven't ya?
You guys have been naughty.
You know it, boy.
You have been naughty, boy.
What the hell is that?
It's like our life.
Guys, I said it before.
I'll say it again.
I'll keep saying it.
We are...
I'll keep saying we are so far ahead of every other stream that's playing this game right now so far ahead
We are the best grinders ever. I think that we were gonna die so I didn't bring one. We are the best grinders ever
I know he fucked me up. I thought I was gonna die there for a second
Yeah, and we said sure yeah
For sure. Yes
Yeah, they probably just wrote for sure wrong
But they said that's what they said they really exactly I knew I was a genius.
I knew I was a genius genius genius genius genius genius.
We get some food and some out of it.
Wilder. The food and some out of it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
All right everybody make sure to turn in your tasks.
I'm doing my oh god guys being killed enough scabs.
No fucking way.
You didn't kill enough scabs.
Oh my god.
What are we doing?
Remember, nobody remembers.
They're just the woods.
You don't need to kill scabs on woods
and we're all on that, all on that quest.
Let's go.
Guys, nobody's open.
We should go to woods.
I don't know if I can't hold on.
We check, we check, we check, we check,
we check this up in this key here.
Oh, oh.
Okay, I turned in my building materials.
What is he using with five random building materials?
I gave him duct tape, a selling kit, a plumber's pipe,
a screwdriver.
plumbers by
What is he doing with all that?
She's a freak. I remember guys you need markers. I agree
Now you talk to mechanic now. He's rummaging for a visit
Rummaging for a visit
He's ancient. He's wanting to talk to me. He wants a book
Mechanic, listen buddy, you're sexy.
Probably the sexiest guy I've ever seen in my life.
I can see that your finger is bandaged up right there.
That's not going to work for Pussybleed.
Hold on.
Surviving, extra from factory,
or visit factory three times.
Guys, we go factory instead.
No, what?
Just real quick so we can get more quests.
Just quick back here.
For who?
Do you have woods?
Well, yeah, probably, maybe, I don't know.
Wait, how do you just chat?
I don't even have that.
You haven't talked to go to go to tour go to tour. It's an inquest
Chewer
Chewer to where do I need to talk to?
Talk to mechanical
That f my self taking broken container. Yeah pastries level 10. Yeah, but but pestilate
I love passly this much next time I hate this one passly hater but that guy has zero
matches of course he's going to be a high level the night.
It's not like he took every negative effect in the game that was possible to take to
make it harder on himself or anything.
Yeah, guys, if that doesn't mean he's further than us, we're way further than half easily
easily easily.
Well, I had to kick you guys to get woods.
Yeah, we have to go get have to go get the acres now as well.
Let's go to us.
We go to.
How do I have that quest?
How have you talked to the mechanic?
I tried to begin.
Go to the mechanic and accept the question.
We have to do we have to do fact.
have words if you just accept the quest.
What?
Is my introduction?
Yes.
Oh,
you're a genius.
Thank you.
Why does everybody call you stupid?
Literally, you call me stupid and all of the things you
just said, that's all that you call me that. So everyone
else calls me that.
That's it. We literally can't go to one. It says group
members hudson misprime and obviously fast you don't have those gays what I'm
leaving the group I'm gonna go check no no guys you have to go to my factory
room how did you get woods cuz we've done everything you've done and then
some he doesn't have what she's just stupid in fact wait wait do you have
words outlawed me actually no you have to go to factory I don't even have
factory. What did you talk to check? No, like, I don't have that quest. I don't have that quest.
Are we going to task? I have it. What do you say to do?
I have it. It's a three times story. It says visit factory three times. Oh, but it says
survive an extract. So we survive an extract. We don't have to go three times.
just to survive an extra factory or visit all the people that say you're bad
stupid right let's go team guys I'm calling you with a shotgun and nothing
else I got a VPO with someone's name on it when you're not bringing on special no
armor why no armor not John special oh I'll do the backup wait that's not a
P. A. John's Basil. That's that's that's we do that too. Not me. Oh, I'm buying a pack.
I'm buying a package that you see. Boy, it's confusing. Your hands don't look like this
at lunchtime. You're a C. C. Boy. I just worked 18 hours at the what fucking factory? You're
I'm playing about playing video games. I just got done digging holes.
Yeah, sir. I do when I get done digging a hole. I dig another hole.
Yes, sir, I do. Yes, sir, I do. It's done on some sissy bowl.
All right. Get us in the right. Let's go.
I'm doing.
Oh, I got to change my ears. You're right.
Guys, I don't think you understand how much I work more than you guys.
than you guys. I split my day up into four days. So, uh, six a.m. one day, boom, uh,
six a.m. noon. That's another day. Uh, noon to six p.m. That's another day. Boom. You're
just waking up at six p.m. I'm going to be three days ahead of you. I know exactly about
the inspiration video you're talking about. So that I, I mean, stack that up over a
week. I'm winning. I'm kicking your ass. Stack it up over a year. We're not even
live the same life! That's right. You don't know what I've been through. Mm-hmm.
You sure, brother? You sure?
Why are you a little bitch? Riddle me that. How about you whip out the old
MS Pay
I'll be an explanation for that one
pirate software
You might be able to get our friend fetus man. Yeah, he might be a huge man
I think prestige is carry over that's why I
What's this?
Injector case opens up.
injectors in the alianca this shit is so fucking cool so fucking cool now do i
eat alianca is the question did hutch do it i mean it's not even a question of
course it's probably already gone you probably tried to save the wrapper but
actually eat some of that too you know me
I
Wait good news guys
Get ready for an energy explosion get ready to run through these quads
Like it touches that down at the whorehouse
Officer give me two numbers
I
Six
Thank you, thank you
Yeah, bro, he is locked in holy shit
I
Got this post to go for me
Why are you delayed did you pick nighttime peanut dude there is no night come on back three if there was you picker is
is. I'm not. I'm sure there's only one time I'm angry. Wait, no, I'm stupid. Okay, no,
but I didn't do it. I didn't choose. That's because nobody's up to this question. Yeah,
because we're so far ahead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Boys are back in town.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys, we should quit streaming and go make a Japanese boy band.
I am going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got me sick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy crap.
Then we could become famous and then 17 years from now, Kim Jong-un from North Korea will
hire us and while he's not looking, we'll just put the music on like we're singing
and put like three mannequins there and then we'll just get all the North Koreans
out of North Korea.
We'll say come with us guys, come with us.
Get out of here quickly.
Okay, we are going down, down the rabbit hole.
That escalated quickly.
What?
I don't think anyone's defending North Korea, but I think we're in the clear on this one.
I think the guys that would
don't have internet.
That's a dozen. That's a
singular steam. That's one guy
who got steam. He'll defend it.
We're going to get this damn
game of what guys what the
Yeah, we're getting screwed.
I'm gonna get my food.
It's kind of a good time.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna get my first energy drink.
You wish you had aura like the Supreme Leader.
I won't lie.
Supreme Leader.
You guys have aura.
I'm getting a drink.
You gave it a nine.
Kim Jong-un got aura.
That's 100% true.
He's got aura.
100%, 100%, 100%.
100%
Fake or well, no not even that guys not even that like obviously got aura like
In North Korea because like everybody like we're system like a God
That but I'm talking about like even outside aura like he made a law that no one can wear leather jackets, but him
Yeah, that's motion. That's motion. That's motion. That's a aura. That's aura
That's aura 100%
No one can wear Jordan sixes in this exact colorway.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I'm going to have to swipe them.
From those pockets on four and them.
I'm getting actually a decent number of L's in the chat.
Guys, guys, guys.
Hey, guys.
guys guys hey guys hey actual idiots we are still not in the game joking about
North Korea wait what even the frog is on my son I was getting a couple how are
You know idea guys, we're obviously joking. We're obviously joking are you is it guys?
I'm dying whoever just put L on the chat their best joke is a knock-knock joke they go knock-knock
They go knock-knock actually knock-knock is
Over-stimulating and you've offended me
I need to offend you I need to offend you oh
Oh shit we're in! Oh shit oh shit.
I'm gonna trigger a hunch like that.
I'll assume you guys, guys, before we leave should we blast someone?
What?
Before we leave should we blast someone?
I mean we have guns.
Our main mission is to leave.
And we're at the extract. We were nearly spawned inside the extract.
Yeah.
Nice.
Waiter's running.
Where were you?
They're in front of us careful
Wait watch out there's someone to your left I think
The
were you at officer
he's not by the
it's just right here
maybe medical or maybe down below
what's your source in the medical offices your question
Get over the door!
I come over to you guys?
Hey, come on.
Here, jump, here, jump!
Where are you guys from me right now? Do you hear me?
You guys, get out!
Did you guys go up?
OH GOD!
What?
What 7 hit count on that guy with Magnum Buck and he didn't die.
Oh, no, my game out 20.
Here you go.
That guy.
Yeah.
This is see me.
I mean, he could stop.
I'm forever loading right now.
I've been old forever load.
I got our shallow is cool gun key.
I just wait bunker.
I just wait.
Yeah, if I get out, I don't think I'm getting back in.
Yeah, well, we're on these special streamer servers.
Yeah. Yeah.
You lose your priority access.
Yeah, you lose your priority streamer access.
Yeah. Yeah.
That'd be the worst, boss.
Oh, my God.
Imagine playing with a little filth.
All right.
Pistol with nothing else.
Guys, I'm still loading out.
Terrific.
Do not close game not possible to log in. Oh my god.
All right boys, I should we go back in there, but this time we get serious.
Chad do I just let it do its thing?
I'm doing the same thing lock in but I'm serious about it. So am I
Are you ready for the next raid? I've been ready. I've been ready for
No, it's still circling I just hold that for and hope
No, I say I wait a second we can't risk getting out of the game
game. Give it like 60 more
seconds. If it has done it in
60 more seconds, go ahead and
do it quickly, shot mouse. Oh
my gosh, what happens if I
can't get back in? Well, let
me ask my boys, hey guys, are
we having an easy time getting
into the game? Or is it still
kind of... screwy?
Uh, they're not having...
What is the sum of the
round of those times in the
game, so for now? Okay.
5050 it looks like guys. I just got myself. Oh, good for you. I just got myself a Lord's
chicken. Lord's chicken. Lord's chicken. Um, we uh, well, I guess go ahead and just start
Yeah, I guess so. Always pray.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I'm too hungry right now.
It's because you're bad.
They said don't. They said definitely don't do that.
I just have all that for it.
Ah, terrific.
Obviously, you can actually get really ahead of him on quite a bit.
Yeah, we should.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
Uh-oh what what not letting me back in
After they got
Get fucked everybody I'm back in boys. We're fine
I
Can't believe it I can't believe it
Tell your friends we have priority because we're streamers. Oh my gosh, it's making me start
What no, no, just like which one you want
We're good
Invite me I'm putting on a pistol
Putting on shitty headphones putting on this really cool Santa hat I got from this absolute loser
Very nice
Really ugly both all righty, I'm ready
Well, how funny boy job on in
You're so handsome
Thank you. Maybe this time we just we just extract
Yeah, well, no, you have to kill people. Oh, okay fun. She's
Hmm. Okay. All right folks. All right
You get the clap, you know, it's a bussy
I don't know if that's the question on, but listen guys, seriously, if we live, we can
beat the West.
But if we die, then it doesn't matter what happens if we die again and we win, we can
beat the West.
What?
I'm up.
What?
Say it again, but for the people who didn't understand you, not me.
So, if we live, we will.
That's complete, right?
Okay.
When we die, the next time we go in, it doesn't matter if we live or not.
So you're saying it's a free roll?
Also, what do you get from to play?
You can nugget and
And five for the hamburger and drink.
Hamburger? They don't serve hamburger, so you're lying peanut.
Chicken burger, whatever.
Chicken sandwich, what the hell is wrong with you?
You're an American peanut.
Chicken burger.
Chicken burger?
I've got a chicken burger.
Oh my gosh, I didn't feel give me but a moment
Chicken bag how you already hurt I didn't heal from last race is my game crashed
Oh, yes.
Turn back, Mr. Arch. Turn back.
Turn back.
Someone just died. A real P&C just died.
On me, on me, on me, on me.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Right here.
Where are you?
I'm outside the oxygen ship.
I hear a pending, I hear a pending.
He's in here.
Do you know where he's on the move?
That's not one of you.
Are you in, are you?
No, still alive.
are you alive? Yes I'm alive I ran.
Got him. Oh my god.
He's inside. He's inside.
Oh I thought that was one of you and I didn't shoot.
Get all the goodies. Get all the goodies.
Give me your stuff. Give me your stuff.
Arm around this guy. Take his armor. Take his armor.
I don't want him. I don't want him. I don't want him.
Wait. Wait. I have him. Me coming in. Me coming in.
I'm on the move. I'm on the move. I'm on the move.
We can't let them kill everyone.
Over here! Over here! Over here!
We're the best!
He's trying to get out, he's trying to get out.
We are the champions of the world!
Are you sure you're trying to get out?
Yeah, he's over by the edge right.
Oh, he's right, he's right!
Get on the edge!
Oh my god, oh my god!
I
You kill him at the extract
Wait, where is he? Oh, I'm leaving
Where is he P
I
Would have been terrible damn it
What
You got two whole guys by yourself
Yeah, yeah, I took out you guys by myself at once Wow Wow
I'll tell you, I took both of them out. Look at his body.
Oh wait, we still have to go back to factory.
Oh no, we have to hand two guns to Mechanic.
How does that make any sense?
Blit.
Hand over any weapon to Mechanic.
I'll just give him some pistols, give him some pistols.
I can see that it's an ordinary...
We have a big airfield.
The plane is clearly a citizen.
Do you know why we don't have it now?
playing on wood so do we have it unlocked we should now yeah hope we have to talk to skier now
talk to skier and i hope two words die rasta it does not get some type of a problem i i think
i did not get it okay all right after we talked to
We have to eliminate any target on woods and survive an extract on woods three times. Oh
Okay, we can do that. We're pretty smart guys
Smart fellas or just survive survive on woods or
Q into a three times you bring your Ray bands in your smog up schmow. Can we actually cue it up?
I need to kick you guys first
Why can't you just check you know to put this off all checks? Yeah, I'll check
Yeah, I know it doesn't work since Hudson's Prime isn't available, but you miss
But officer is I got officer is no longer the discord. He's no longer a team. Hey, what when the fuck did that happen?
I have no idea. He said he was having internet issues earlier today. Oh
No
No, I don't
Officer's gone. I'm gonna have to deal with peanut butter myself.
You're back in traffic!
What the hell?
What?
Let me check my phone. Let me check my phone.
I don't know if that's true, I don't know if that's true, well, hold on, don't jump to
any conclusions, maybe magic thing event, 35 months lane, but I Jake thing for the 40,
I appreciate you, baby.
Thank you for the crap.
Zion, thank you for the 32 months.
Yeah, I don't, should I call him or something?
I'm kind of, I gotta eat his burgers.
I mean.
I don't know where I'm, where I'll show you my.
Did I call him?
Modifiers.
Did he had to leave?
There you go.
He left had to go.
Officer said he had to go.
What?
Wait, so he didn't crash?
I'm getting worried.
You have to go.
Oh, man.
Yeah, Sarfudge just said, telling the truth,
he actually had to leave.
Damn.
He said he's good-byes and thanked the stream.
But yeah, he had to dip.
Oh, well, I'll text him.
Yeah, definitely text him.
I'll take me a second. I'll take me a second.
I'm gonna finish off this burger in these nuggets.
It's a sandwich. It's a sandwich.
Gonna arm me the $50.90 for sure now?
You think you're suffered.
You take that shit back. You take that shit back.
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
We got a little woods.
Alright, take it.
Wait, so am I the problem about the woods?
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No one's the problem. We both have it.
Okay, so.
This is the man behind what we're doing.
Oh, okay. You can still see it.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
All right. I'm ready. So we need the shmalk, the Ray Vans, and three markers.
Oh, wait, three markers?
Three markers.
Oh, yeah, I got those. I got those.
Oh, chat saying proper had quest for me.
Oh, so I do it all this when I eat the sick play.
Yeah, I got some questions from the coverage.
Well, exit location, survive on shoreline.
Oh, it was just a it's just daily for me.
Yeah, daily is for me as well.
Alrighty, and just the double check.
Let me make sure we don't have any other tasks on woods.
We have the acres note.
So we got to go to the plane.
Gonna stash the shit we got to mark the barrels and we got to obtain the
0052 sawmill cabin whatever the hell so we gotta go to that car, right?
No, we got to go into the safe the safe bunker thing
The hut
No, why are you bringing a pistol with no helmet or headphones or backpack?
All right
It's really up to me on this one
Got it boss I'm resourceful boss. I can get this job. I get it done. Mm-hmm for sure boss
You always you do hmm
Thanks officer see what he's gonna be back and it's gonna be too long you get lemon. Oh, yeah for sure
Especially since he's allergic to water.
Do we know if that's like an actual fact or did someone just say that?
Brother, you said that.
That's what I'm saying. Like, did someone just say that in my chat?
Is that an actual fact?
I have no idea. I literally have this information from you.
That's where my buck stops.
God, I hope.
I, okay, all right, okay, I gotta go wash up.
I've got to eat, I've got to eatin'.
Okay.
I'm gonna go wash up, I'll do that, okay?
It is real, he is allergic to water.
It was water and crackers, no way.
Oh my gosh.
what does he eat? I guess he really has to be particular with what he eats it's
the gin it is a cliff oh my gosh let me see this
okay if this kills me I swear okay I better not be allergic to water
We've got an allergy to water.
We have an absolute allergy to water, Nikita.
What's wrong with you?
Nikita, what?
Nikita, who hurt you?
Who hurt you?
The fact that he knew, he knew it's going to be him.
He knew.
But his kills me as well.
He knew.
He knew!
Please, I better not be allergic to water.
You're allergic to water.
Oh my god!
Yeah, still unknown, still unknown.
We are allergic to you, but he can't be worse.
It can't be worse than being allergic to water.
He said that Keto, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
I'm back with Josh.
I just dropped him.
What do you say?
him. Oh, what do you say?
Well, I'd say text me. I have no idea.
You know what? Wait, I'm gonna grab a silly juice bottle
and wait and crap. Oh, I'm gonna pick again.
Also, I'm very happy to report that it is true. Living
actually is a water.
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
You were also allergic to water and game.
I said it before you left.
Can you hear me?
It is confirmed he is allergic to water.
I just watched the clip.
Fantastic.
I still found one thing that I'm allergic to yet.
Have you?
No.
I don't know what I'm allergic to.
I don't know either.
I feel like that's kind of a good side.
It's a great sign.
Gosh, that makes me so happy.
I don't know why.
OK, I'm getting a lot of overreactions.
Guys, we're talking about the game.
We're talking about the video game.
FYI, I'm seeing a couple reactions like what?
But in all caps with many a's
Kind of give me a clue some people might not know it's about the video game
These rains are taken forever or these these loading times it's because we're I think on woods and I make people are
this one for sure
Wait lemon is waiting to go into radio how lemon run one more cuz we
Yeah
So would you start that yes, yeah, dude on the spine Monday afternoon all bro if I drink now I'm not making it
Why you guys spread out nice even I
should even out
Yeah, I saw someone was allergic to ibuprofen that would that would shake me to my core
I really hope I'm not I love popping ibis
I just remember
I'll take this, sir.
Each we hit the bunker, we claim to be near the 30's inside.
I'll take this, sir.
Uh, just follow me, Pete. I'll take this, sir.
Each we hit the bunker, we might be near thirty-six-hine.
Some fungus?
Mm-hmm.
Dude, I'm just like internally dying, knowing that Lemon's allergic to water.
Ah!
And whenever he- whenever he drank it, he was like,
and I swear if I'm allergic to water, and he sips it, and it just goes allergic.
Yep, Adelaide!
I'm doing one of some stuff. I bet you between you be an officer one of us has a screwy one. Yeah
Give me something that certainly
You say cottage second safe key is that something good?
No, just the key inside of the cottage something Mike and saying
Okay.
Oh, I think it's Steve.
Oh, it's actually not Steve.
Thanks, boss.
I think that is all I require.
I just want to look for the big keys.
I don't really have any room to loot, I think.
Like, for reasons.
Yeah, what happens when you don't bring in anything at all?
Is that a scav or a player?
Level 200 player $10,000
Well, at least now you actually have a gun.
Well, it's a tie.
Okay, all right, well, back to square one.
Back to square one, back to square one.
Do we, well, we have the three barrels.
Yeah.
We got to plant the smurga.
What was the 13 game?
You got to grab the letter and the file so this one I'm thinking are you ready
boss yeah we're gonna go up here we're gonna plant the first marker just the
first one then we are going to grab the file then we're gonna go down plant the
Shmerga then we are going to go grab the letter mark this second one then we're
We're gonna go all the way back and we will leave outside of outskirts.
Any questions?
Oh.
That's why they beat a big bunch of guys, always thinking on your feet.
Don't worry, I got you Pete.
Don't use that brain power, I'll take care of you.
Yeah, you do all the thinking, I'll just be Shusten.
Be Shusten and be sexy, that's all you gotta do.
Oh, I've got that coming.
I've got that covered.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry, Mr. Hodge.
They take one look at me, they'll drop back.
Jaw a gig.
Let's say, look at that peanut.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Cog as long as an elephant's trunk.
Piceps larger than the Titanic.
Jaw chiseled from a Greek god himself.
Mm-hmm.
a great peanut god and my legs are broken oh I think it I think that I bet you
if you had that bad person would know I see something in the trees in front of
us I think careful I thought it's all something good just been wood
There's a lot of wood around here, boss.
I think we need to flip that.
Come on up!
Did I get the idea?
I don't know. I finished the task though.
Right on your front player!
Are you dead?
I'm dead! I'm dead!
Not good, P.
You got me, Chug!
How is he not dead?
What?
I thought I saw his body drop!
What?
Neither of them died!
Oh my gosh!
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
What?
If you see consolation, you got that one scab boss I
Legitimately can't believe it and uh you were playing out
All right, let's get mr. Juice, but he can lead us to salvation. Yeah, that's what we that's what we're missing
That's where we need that's what we need. That's what we need
That's what we're missing. I
Can't believe I didn't
How's the speed run going?
We're literally the farthest along out of any streamer, buddy.
We're gonna make so much progress with this.
Buddy, pal!
We're gonna make so much progress with this, just so much.
Woo!
Woo, wee!
I know, they were just tanking.
It was bad ammo.
I mean, they're rocking like the level 4 helmet.
I can see him taking at ease.
I legitimately thought I shot that dude in the face.
Is there a way that I can put the scope?
So let's run my stream of waiting to be out.
10-4, rubber ducky.
10-4, 10-4.
I
Well, Jill and hey, how's the how's those allergies going? Oh
God, dude, I got literally the worst allergy
I'm allergic to water. How like how are you allergic? Like is that even a real allergy?
In real life, it is yeah, there's like I preachers 10 people globally that are allergic to water
Yeah, I'm one of them
He just said sucks to suck
That's the bastard. It does suck to suck though. He's not lying. Why cuz you're always making jokes about his hooker wife
That's why I was going on. I have one or two of those one or two of them
By the way, I just realized how we might not be able to even go to once because lemon
I don't want to see this in front of me.
Oh, shh, I'm far yet.
All right, let's see it, let's see.
Wait, wait, wait, I might, I might, I might.
Hold on.
What can you do, Lemon?
What can you do?
I could do, I could do interchange.
I can do, wait, wait, I just turned some stuff in.
OK, I can do, I'm up to customs.
Ground zero, streets, interchange customs.
Incredible.
I mean, how hard is it to get a factory?
We're far give me the factory. No, I will go to factory will unlock it. I mean, how quick
Wait, I thought you just said you can't go to factory. I can't go to factory
But you guys are going to help me open factory
What do you need? What was the question that we got to go to factory? What was it?
It was the customs quest the industrial stuff
Oh, do you have five industrial items? Mr. Lemon building items looking I'm looking I'm looking
Is that after operation Aquarius?
Uh, it's part of this main story quest.
So go to, yes, handle.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
You've all fired over any.
No, I've got to hand them in.
Hand up, but I'm on that task.
But you have five.
Pee, we do have to go back to customs as well.
Go and talk to the mechanic and see or skier and see if you can hand them in.
If he, if he doesn't say it'll tell you how many of the five you have on
on the tour task page as well says you're out of five,
but I feel like I actually have.
I've been serious.
I says you're out of five, but listen, listen, listen.
What if I click over on one of these?
I feels like, okay, maybe I, maybe I have zero out of five.
I mean, we might have to go with.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go to customs.
Let's give him his five things.
While we have four scabs of customs.
And we also need to grab that.
We also need to grab that.
What's it called?
Near Big Red.
Yeah, we can do that.
That's easy.
We got that 100 percent.
It will listen.
You guys got room 206.
I know.
I agree to cover if you.
OK, well, we don't have room.
Don't know he was.
But if you buy that from therapist.
Yeah, for seven medical supplies.
Well, hold on.
My gosh.
She let me see.
We can.
I don't have that either I don't got that that's not something I got she already took mine with the four med items
Yes, you really took our med items so you know I have any left she's a scammer she's a scammer
She sounds like a scammer
Okay
I still think I definitely have some of these I'm gonna visit this guy. Who's the guy I visit
You don't have any
100% I
I'm certain you don't have any I listen. I am a
Look at I have five. I have five one two three four five. I just turn it in it shows you're on a
Yeah, you say you guys hit five. Yeah, wait, I actually might have
Hold on. I might be oh now you have to go now. We now he has to go to factory and survive one raid or get through
Viva real I actually for real turn in five
Where to God swear to God
So now we go to factory yep, okay, go to factory though. No, I cannot go to fact what's your next one
I'm going to her check to her to her to her to her to her. Okay. I have to survive
I have to survive custom.
I have to survive customs.
Okay, what's your game in the game?
Juice Man Leprous.
J-U-I-C-E-M-A-L-E-P-R-O-U-S.
You gotta be careful of your Leprous.
Ooh, yes you do.
Wait, wait, wait.
Like the skin disease.
Not for she.
No, Leprous.
I'm adding you as your friend,
same friend because oh level seven very respectable.
Wow.
I've got a few kills, I've got a few.
Now let me know when you accept that friend
because I'm the Bungulator.
Oh, I got you, friend, accept it.
Now I'm inviting you.
All right, now.
Let me drink some of this delicious water real quick.
Whoa.
What are you guys doing?
We don't know yet.
Dude, the allergies suck.
You lose like you get tunnel vision you get dizzy
My gosh
He does bring gear in. What are you doing? I've got gear you have a pistol in a packer
Oh, he'll be fine. That's all you put needs. Oh, like that's all the goop of needs
I'll show you I'll take down a whole army
You can bring your fancy tech in your armor and your helmet and your heels and your water
in your food and your headset and your armor plates and your sidearm and your secondary
weapon.
When it comes down to who is who, I will prevail.
Lemon, I think I'm allergic to surviving.
I think that's what I'm allergic to with people.
I mean you're allergic to anything that isn't packed full of grease. Fuck you. Fuck you. I mean grease is good though
That's why mr. Crabb is so lent at one episode and when he did that
That was that was a good episode
Listen if we guys if we pass the dorms we should just take a little peek in on room 206
just you know maybe somebody opened it for us I mean we have that question I'm in
that should be good we could try I mean if we're passing it we're passing it
but we can take a little peek we can take a little peek what are you guys
doing on woods are you guys just are we are we tasking we're tasking it's grind
time to get 11 it's no more time for goofing around water huh
I'm gonna love water I've got rabies
left and ready I got a lot going on bud
You brought a kit, right?
Yeah, except for a helmet, but otherwise I got it.
I got some gear.
Alright, that's wonderful.
My Discord button changes my gun from the left to the right to keep people thinking.
You've jawed your toes.
You got rabies.
You got random gun switching.
What else do you got?
lepros
We're on the crossway actually we need to turn around when you go grab this item real quick
Digging mr. Pisa hot
This party pants
Your smart fella
Arch-Mela
Remember P you are running in a spawn right now careful boss. I'll take them all down
It is the man that makes the God Miss. Ah, it's not the guy that makes man. I'll write that down. I
Did see is that peanut down there?
I'm inside of like the like then
I don't know what this is
is in the country describe describe what you're wearing basically a lot of
detail hmm I see lots of colorful lousy
I should be somewhere in here oh I'm getting real close I'm here real close
I'm looking
Found it. Oh, yeah, I see it. I see it. Yeah, there it is. Got it
Go to work team
I'm not kidding it won't let me out. I'm in the storage complex. There we go. Oh, that's the official name
That's the official name. That's the official name
I'll just let Peanut go first.
Yes.
A beatboy.
I will dominate anyone who crosses our path.
I mean, we'll get my Jackson back there, guys.
They'll already be dead by the time you catch up with me.
It hasn't happened yet.
What's the plan?
I just need to extract.
Peanut, you need to kill the scabs.
I need to kill the scabs.
You know, I think I got to kill one more staff too and we got to go to 206 we go to a 16 to someone
That's already unlocked. Yeah, I mean you need to cut left and head to dorms
Mark my words the 206 is gonna be open. I just got a feeling
I mean you had a feeling you were gonna be allergic to water and you were right so to be honest
I don't think I could be wrong
I know the fact, but I watched the clip and you said,
imagine if I'm allergic to water and you were,
oh my gosh.
Might be all I actually like, said something back.
Disabled people sometimes have like their other senses height.
And my senses are really heightened.
Does that mean I'm disabled?
Yeah.
Potentially.
Is it, is it chest I could take?
You know what they say.
I think it's pretty clear without any judge.
You know what they say, those who are special in some ways, buffs if you may, get debuffs and others.
Me, my buff, fashion league of looking, the teetan figure, and Paul.
Be buff, I can't do math, or read.
That was the edge! That guy's damn good! You did that to your boy! That's a damn good deal!
Incredible. Incredible.
My bub?
Massive bub.
D-bub?
Very tiny balls.
Like little marbles?
Or like jelly beans?
It looks like somebody did a balloon animal of a wiener dog,
but it doesn't have any front feet
and the back feet are significantly smaller than they generally are.
That'll happen.
That'll happen if you are careful.
happen if you are careful
oh there in there
they're gonna be sick in the head
the purpose in there sounds really big balls really big
oh they're in there
That's three story or two story?
That's three story.
Should we just run by it then or should we go kill this guy?
You make the call, Pete.
I say we go give him one more.
Oh, I think it might be Roshallah.
Well, I'm giving the business.
This guy ain't got nothing on us.
I'm giving the old one two.
Oh
What floor what floor
What's going so far? Yeah close to the right side. I'll do right in front of us right side and the other one's forward.
One's in the middle area as well.
I'm about to pop the trunk of these branches!
Where are you at P? Where are you at?
I'm in the bathroom to third and let me turn next P.
Left and right doors.
At least two, at least two.
one lit up lit up bad
you cross you cross you cross you cross to the other door now
you cross back again
I'm putting my arms back on
Is he giving up I let one of them up bad
You okay
Where's the other one at
I hear my hair my hair don't you be okay?
Oh
That was me
What what what do you mean that was me I was back
Because I
I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle. He's inside this room right here, but that room
I'm about to peak this guy limit
Okay, I got you peek I gotta heal
I'm like
Another one's moving
I'm managing I'm managing I'm at abs is right you have to explain me how the fuck you were back there
It was you shot me right in the head, and I just did a single like tasteful tap right in your bill
Thank you. Thank you.
He's from Captain Geed.
I'm almost back to the other hut. There's still a guy out there.
Yeah, for sure.
Where are you hiding?
All right, I'm CMSing hold that please all the stairs
The emsing one more time
I'm gonna take a little bit of loot at
11 explained to me how the absolute deck you were over at PVB hail running to
No, I was outside. I played the cowl in the stairwell
You see him no, just doing a little tasteful
Just in case it keeps him at a distance
listen guys this is what you got to do to survive wait it's not letting me
unload my fucking mags bug I'm still cloned item I'm still used all right
limit we got to go clear this shit are you ready I don't know okay let me
You got this, Samo.
No.
Ones on staircase.
Careful.
Where are you hiding, sir?
We don't want to hurt you.
I even put down one of our teammates who took a shot at you.
Very easy.
What did you say?
There's two of them.
I actually have two of them.
We're gonna strip you guys down very easy
We didn't kill a family we killed a peanut and that's it and that was to me that was it was very easy
What kind of guns you get boss
it's very powerful what's powerful about it what you get
on the grill I really hope that's not a voice changer what voice changer it's a
voice changer voice changing hey where are you going
There's watch out, there's two of them, there's a hundred percent.
Are they on the first floor you think?
I think one's on second.
How many of there are there of you two?
One powerful number.
I don't know if we want to go down these stairs, we might want to go out the back stairs.
Yeah, I think that might be the key.
You go down the back stairs, I'll be ready to push through.
fuck you lemon fuck you I just want thank the I just want to give you stop
back hello hell of a shot you shop first it was a hell of a shot it was a
I killed one lemon
You see the second yeah, yeah, I'll buy the trees
I'm on second. I'm on second. He's running
They ran they ran I killed one the other one ran
Did someone promise you a 50 90? Oh a game. I wish what's happening. I wish they did
Are you still are you still with me? Yeah? Yeah, I'm audio just bug from I'm back. Are you on second floor?
I'm on second floor. Okay the other one ran to the other one took off ran for the hills
hold on there's some loot right here
like it come with me
honestly let's just get out of here we'll be able to extract
the other one ran up into those trees careful I'd go to guy right here
I'm gonna loot him real quick watch my back watch my back
poor Frank T
oh my gosh she's loaded
with the big gun yeah oh yeah oh yeah give me about a moment here I have to
sift through all these goodies does he have anything other than water to drink
no no no no juice so juice but he does have water
It's all you it will literally kill me. I will literally die
Okay, have it to the best of us, you know
Oh my gosh, I can survive this raid. I'm a massive
Let me kill him. Don't kill me
11 11 11 I go my spirit must be avenged why he's the one who killed you why do you want me to die
why do you want me to die why it's fine you give me a 1080p high no no no no no don't do it
don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it lock it lock it also for some reason there is fire
spitting out of your gun in front of me limit I see fire leaving your gun
There's definitely a player in front of us. I shot at him multiple times
That guy was scared. He's out of here
He's gonna set up an ambush
Also limit I really do think you should be the one in front of me
what
What? I want to be the front boss. I don't want to be the front. I'm so much so.
Charlie Cromwell went out there punching bags, assholes.
But there is, I was in the apartment, the guy ran out, I chased him down, I gunned him down, so I went into the woods to heal.
And then Phoenix says there's a guy in the woods and starts blasting me.
Oh, yeah, by the way, so you know what room I'm in and I go so much coming into the back so much coming into the back
Today that might be me I will say as the books are coming out
I kind of thought this is
But it was too late, the button was too late.
It was too late, the bullets were already traveling.
You went to the baseball and Peanut actually brought a real gun.
He probably would have killed you.
But luckily for you...
I see you in the head or down.
I don't think so.
I have to go back to the zone.
Well that's because I didn't want to.
Also, they definitely changed the weight system.
I have three usex on me, including the two in my bag and the one I'm wearing and I'm still not overweight.
Yeah, that's nice. That's nice.
This killing peanut added my task. Like, did I... I had to kill five things, is that it?
No, it doesn't add to your dance. Also, I didn't get to kill my staff!
Oh my gosh!
The hell is wrong with this team?
All right
I'm glad you're able to see my shooting expertise on full
Some of the best shooting I've ever seen in my life
I was just thinking to myself, how lucky am I that I get not only lemon on my team, but
also peanut.
I mean, they're calling me the luckiest man alive.
Talk about SEAL Team 6.
SEAL Team 6.
SEAL Team sexy.
Sexy sexy
You have the best team
Out of all the speakers on talk on right now all that's why we're the furthest ahead of all the speakers on talk
For the best for the best
Landmark was watching you guys play he was saying okay
I need a few tips and tricks on how to be a little bit better. Yeah
Landmark is always asking me for tips and tricks on how to be better
Okay, so we took that thing where it's like the increased bleeding, right?
Okay, I am randomly getting bleed after bleed after bleed after bleed. I'm in hell
But it's feeling like I did dr. Jekyll check you can check right now
I
What did you guys choose? What was the I kind of with the metagod
Is no one gonna
Is no one gonna mention that
What is no one gonna mention that what?
No one no one's gonna mention what just happened there wait what happened?
Did y'all not hear the guy right above you in TV 101 play a sound clip of me saying make
peace with your god motherfucker.
No I didn't hear that actually.
No.
As he charged at you.
No one heard that.
I didn't hear that.
Yeah you're making a good job.
Are you high?
I swear to god.
Maybe if you were alive.
Hudge you might not have heard it because you were out pretty quick but Lemon I heard
it through your screen. I was too busy going to the next screen to see how well I go.
I'm getting confirmation. Yes, that noise did happen. That's not lying.
That was the dude. He just hit the bushes.
I know that poor guy probably was like, I don't want to kill them all, and I subote his shit as he was running.
RIP is Fred.
RIP.
So now where are we going? We going back to woods?
We've got to factory, don't we?
Got to go to factory. Got to survive.
If you were alive, it would be over.
Lemon, kill me.
Listen, I'm just going to say it, alright? You don't shoot me.
me it's just
We are going in here on one condition
And any cowboy hats
Okay
Another quest farther than peanut yet again
You gotta be smoking crack
again, you have actually got to be smoking fend out your rectum.
Hey, don't knock it till you try it now.
That's true.
You never know.
You never know for sure.
Also, I didn't get the case out.
This is ridiculous.
Surviving.
Survive.
You have to come to this one more time.
No, no, no.
Yeah, that's that's right.
that's a good idea. No, it's not. Because listen, we get him the woods.
We get him the woods. We all do those woods. No. No.
Guys, I'm trying to listen to mechanic. I'd like to hear the lore.
He's speaking Russian.
I buy you back.
This is like a reset the thing.
Like I'm too big a second hand.
I was going to factory.
Thank you. These Louise Louise Louise.
I'm getting nothing done with you two fools.
Don't say you two.
I'm not the one who killed you.
Bring juice mid-end and the first tea
done is firing on me.
I got a present out of the box.
Hell of a choice.
Hell of a choice, I may say.
You're a war cry, hell.
You're a war cry mid-end.
Hell of a shot.
You're a war criminal.
Shot of the century.
I'm going to show it to my boys the moment I go home.
Check this out, kids.
This is how it's done.
This is how you defend yourself against a real criminal.
No, don't show your kids that clip.
They think I'm cool.
I think it's cool and hip.
They think I'm cool.
I think I'm ready, guys.
I think I'm ready.
All right, I do need a cowboy hat, though.
So if I see one, it's a first come, first serve
situation.
Agreed to disagree.
I told you guys, if I get a cowboy hat,
You're gonna have to pry it off my dead corpse wait. What is the other thing other than a the cowboy hat we need?
Oh, no
All right, did we ready up are you guys waiting for me?
Oh my gosh, I have the clip I have the clip let me take a look here
Let me decide on whose fault this is. Okay, you take a look at the skills test. We're already down the bottom
What did you guys choose what was the I kind of was a meta bill
No, I got a different clip. I got a different clip
down the bottom
Yeah, I definitely did happen by the way lemon
What happened?
The guy, no, the guy yelling.
Face, face with your guy!
Oh. I turned on my music.
Cause I was like, oh, we're out of here.
One more, one more, one more.
Where's the other one at?
He's somewhere next to us.
He's next to us.
I hear him, I hear him, I hear him.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
Yeah, how are you still talking to me?
Somebody just came in the back.
He's in the back.
That was me.
That was a hell of a shot.
A hell of a shot.
Even if I said something, I would have been toast.
It was one or the other.
I had to cut the rope.
I mean, you really did have to make a choice.
Him, the person who just
attacked and tried to murder me.
For myself.
That's true.
But you all know
But you also did not comment any moment. I am outside guys. Don't shoot me.
He went through the bushes behind me and I said, who's out back? Someone's out back.
He's just sad to like, oh, he couldn't be talking about me.
I'm in the back making tons of noise. Could be talking about me.
Could be talking about 11.
I didn't I just didn't process it and everything was happening so quick
All right, let's get in here guys ready. Oh, radio. What are we doing?
It's you guys already been here is good
It's just only the leader can start the game. Yeah, you see now
No, let me go all the way back. All right now
out
Nothing said leave we re-reform it's weird. I wait we go all all of that
I'm literally always far as you can go back I click on factory I click next I click next
I I see you guys to sit on that right here. Okay. I
Am out. Yeah on the title screen. Well, let me kick what are you guys?
Okay, when I'd like the least
update. Do we go and update?
I am too risky, isn't it?
I agree.
I mean, I already bounced it.
I can't update it.
You really live it on the edge.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
No, never mind.
It's just same play.
Let me see.
I'm getting where there's fine now.
Let's do it.
You have to like, I mean, you got to piece the same together.
It's like an old 1970s car.
Every single day you start that thing up, you got to put, you know,
put the more oil in, you got to break fluid in there.
You got to patch up a hole on the bottom.
We got a piece together to go.
Yeah.
I like how all the Tarkov streamers get on to like right when it's supposed to launch,
post a launch even though it's always like four to five hours late they're
always a little upset oh I can't believe it yeah I just want anyone do that
God who would do such a stupid thing yeah yeah what the hell what guys I mean
imagine being on for 11 hours and more than half of that time was staring at
at the launcher and interviewing random
out by the same.
That would be dumb.
That'd be so stupid.
That'd be so dumb.
Oh my goodness.
You'd have to be a fool.
You would have to be a fool.
You'd have to be big and round.
Lemon, I did exactly that.
Orange hair.
Ooh.
I did exactly that.
And that would be a, wow.
You imagine.
Oh, good news.
My my my launcher won't even open
Fantastic fantastic. I am back in the game. Did you update my new zian?
Wait, I'm still trying to go on. I should know I didn't update. I just started the game. Yeah, big fat
Sigma 20 my summer car talk on one day. Yeah, it's looking good. It's looking good. Always get things so much for the
Thousand bits your aim sucked didn't have one shot shooting at me a family man
I let you guys pass buddy point your stream
did it feel right, but I did hit the southboard at the end. Hey, listen, I appreciate you
letting us pass, especially after I robbed your boy of everything. I mean, I mean, I
mean, thank you. If you get an air just to exit attic one more time, then click it again.
You're in. Gotcha. Gotcha. Appreciate you. That's the name of the season you idiot.
What do they get?
Cord Breach?
Oh, Cord Breach Season 1.
Yeah, but what do they get?
Cord Breach.
Is it some type of Russian thing?
I think it's a Russian thing.
Is that like Putin's favorite alcoholic beverage?
Maybe.
What is that?
What is the American equivalent of Cord's life?
Margarita.
Yeah.
There was an ice cold Cord Breach right now.
I drink it.
I try it.
I mean, hell, they sent me a chocolate bar.
I ate it.
What kind of chocolate?
I don't think you have to add the I ate it.
I don't think anyone hearing that you received a chocolate bar would bet every dollar they have to bet on that.
It was the chocolate bar that's in the game, lemon. That one with the little doll on it.
Oh.
You know what's funny?
It's a gallon of condensed cream.
What is this? It's a network.
You know what's funny? He's something opened up the package too and he sees the chocolate bar and says,
should I eat it? Did Hutch eat it? Ah, stupid question.
Well, fucked up. Well, fucked up.
Are you talking about the Alianca?
Yes. Isn't that just a real chocolate bar in real life? Yes, the Russian made chocolate bar.
You see, in reality, they dropped by the 7-Eleven to the post office.
And then sent it to them. They picked up a chocolate bar that was
on the shelf for like two dollars, and then they mailed it to you.
And I ate it. And then they mailed it to me. No questions asked.
And how did it taste? Fantastic.
You know what's funny? I was telling Pete at this it tasted good, but I had the trippiest
Dream and I don't really dream often. I've ever had right after I ate it
Oh, they slipped something in there. Yeah, 100% I was I was exhausted
So I took a nap which I never do and I had one of the I was talking to butterflies
Did they they probably put whatever's in that that golden thing in there? What is it called the golden golden star?
Logger the circle in the game. Yeah, they send me one of those as well
Yeah, look I
Think you can never see me shit. Oh, I have no idea how either
He's a literal streamer item, but they didn't send them up a streamer item by streaming creators started on Targum and they've never
never said me shit.
You know what, you know what,
talk up one point, I'll come out.
Cloaksy got a fucking huge box.
Cloaksy?
I did too.
I didn't play this game.
Cloaksy isn't playing this game anymore.
The big, the big inch box.
I got that as well.
How do you get on the box list?
And that was the time
that I was still playing like,
religiously.
Listen, Peanut, let me send you something, all right?
Could you thank him?
Just get your address over there.
Yeah, he sent you a little package.
Yeah, he sent you a 556 bullet to your face
just last raid.
Thank you. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Oh, Mr. Lemon, that would be delightful.
Thank you so much for thinking of me.
Any time. It's going to be a great package.
There's going to be a lot of good treats in there.
Definitely eat everything in there, right?
Yo, Lemon's a little accident.
I'm sure you don't need to do that.
Now she caught me up more than regular.
Okay, what are we doing in here?
I don't even remember what we're doing.
Survive, you need to survive.
Okay, I just need to survive.
Okay, I'm gonna live for what, five minutes?
No, you just need to survive.
Don't get a run through.
Oh, this is the easiest one.
Someone's closed, careful.
What if we die immediately?
He's behind those blue bells and see if they're alive.
I've got the blue bells.
There's two of us.
I got a little bit.
You might be better to sit down.
I
Right there just peek right yeah, you got this dude
I shot somebody again. He's below me. He's below me.
Well, that was really all I had.
Hopefully we're in the adversaries.
I killed him, so I think it's only fair I get to move.
Alright, let's get out of here boys.
I took it all. I took it all.
Peanut took it. Peanut took it.
I took two magazines for a second, no one uses.
That's on you, buddy.
Your dilemma is with Mr. Hodge himself.
Lucky me, he had a pack on him.
Fantastic.
There you go.
Hey guys, thanks for leaving a little for me.
I'm going, I'm going.
This is me, this is me, this is me, this is me, this is me.
This is me, this is me, this is me, this is me.
Cowboy hat?
I need two cowboy hats and a tars.
I said poisean tars.
Cowboy hats and cowboy tars.
I got my hat and the tars.
I don't recognize this will probably not
You master key
Mr. He know where
Let's leave so we don't have to come back his body would shit. Let's leave so we don't have to come back
Who am I with right now? I'm in the lead here take a little look in this chest
Believe what I got
huge score all right well I guess no ties let's just reschedule the way I could
really use a ties I'm using one more big peep in the middle of that I'm a
I think it's a good thing to do.
He's getting tige-holed.
They are done!
You gay?
I've been hit. I think it's to get on his brother.
But I made it out. I made it out.
Oh look at this! We can watch you!
Yeah!
How awesome is this?
When did they do this?
He's been playing solo all day.
Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, God, yeah.
Who's that?
I don't know who watched that show.
What does it smell like?
We still don't know what I'm allergic to. I've done morphine, vine, propatol, vine,
water, pain killers, all fine. I don't know.
The Higdon is single-scarred to have a TARZ, there's a whole map.
You hope that it's a mule that is so fucked up.
I am starting to get a little scared though.
Because if it's... dude...
If it's an ETG, I'll be so sad.
Yeah, yeah, I think it might be a player little new delivery. Oh, I'm frozen. Oh
Oh, I saw it guys I'm just good at it. We get one another right
Woods boys, we're ready. Yeah, what's it gonna call our name? I love completing no quests
over and over again, my favorites. Hooray! Hooray! This is going great. It's like I'm
wasting time but I don't but but you're doing it with your friends I'm doing my
friends that's right excellent rain
let me sell a couple goodies give me a couple goodies I fuck you guys I bring
it in the Ambi five again I got I got that buddy I got saying that like that's
That's a bad thing, Pete, you've been bringing in fucking pistols every run!
No, that doesn't sound like me, though.
Ah, you got another guy.
You got another guy.
Another peanut?
Wait, listen, last round he brought in a handgun.
The one before he brought in a handgun.
For that round, I bet he didn't bring in a handgun.
No, no, he did. He brought a handgun.
Right guys makes you bring your smurga and your ray bad you gotta put it on the doozy along with the three doosies oh
Lemon I just
I well I actually can drink the water in between round so the allergies are only
The algae story around only in round
Okay, wait wait wait wait wait the Ray bands and is it the one you gotta like shove the Ray bands in the water
Is it that one? No, it's another quest.
Wait, it is, because that one is four items.
Yeah, but I think they made it easier.
Oh, gosh, gosh, okay.
I'd make sure you bring...
We gotta do that.
Three ways, or three trackers as well.
Markers.
The three trackers, the smurga, the ray binge,
and then we gotta get the folder from the cabbage.
And then we also have to get the,
what's it called, from Yeager's Note.
Have a lot to do wait, where did you guys get the smurga today?
Hand us the smurga. I hand you the smurga. I handed you the smurga
Okay, I have the smurga I did sell the Ray bands
Okay, and then three markers three markers three markers I picked up Ray bands from us down
I want you guys to know, I am literally bringing in pigilla shit this game, just so I don't die.
Oh my god, he means business.
I cannot wait.
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare, you piece of shit.
Juiceman, I said you didn't mind you see it.
It says route unknown when Juiceman joins.
Did you talk to whoever he needs to talk to?
Probably not.
If I had to decide.
Let's see, hand over the weapon to mechanic.
All right, give me a second.
There's a lot of buttons to click guys, a lot of buttons.
Start clicking, juice, start clicking.
I'm clicking, I'm clicking, I'm clicking.
Chad, should I actually bring,
I should bring in the AVS, right?
Cause it gives more protection.
I should go like this, like this.
Like this and like this, right?
All right, send me the invite again.
There we go. Also, why is the audio so low?
There we go. That's so much better. I'm trying to lose in my mind there for a second.
I
Did you did you talk to the guy I talked to him is it still saying I don't have it
Well, I'm gonna kick you because I had to kick you and re-vice yet
Okay, let's see. I'd now it says you got now. Oh beautiful beautiful beautiful
I mean where there's new codes for the Tarkov launcher for free stuff. There's all kinds of new ones. Yeah
Really? Oh, yeah
Well, and they get a shit ton of stuff as well
We I just realized when you do codes which account does it give it to now the seasonal one or the other one or all of them?
Whatever you claim it on
Well, they're all connected to the same talk down cap. I just got linked an ad from GameStop
And it reads stop beating it trade your busted controller in for the same credit working on August 15th
That's how you reach the people, that's how you reach the people, let them speak to the
people.
Mr. Gopsta.
That's incredible, that's incredible, that's incredible, that's incredible, that's incredible.
Smart, smart ad.
Well, the codes are only four seasonal, it looks like, so it looks like they'll have
code some for seasonal stuff for other one. Oh, okay. So what's the code? Oh, I got him
in my chat. Oh, oh, PC. Look at him. Game SN 3DM game and Game Spark. Where's all that?
It's a bunch of shit that it gives you for him. I don't know what are those? I don't
know. I have to get going to give me a helmet. I can really use the helmet. You
You don't have any more help.
We know, Levin, there's a new trick.
If you go to the store in the bottom right of the main screen,
and you pay $100, you can get six helmets and six headsets.
And six backpacks.
$100?
Yeah.
That's it.
$100 real dollars.
Yes.
$100 real dollars to get you that, yeah.
Sign me up.
Take my money take it. Let's I knew what the battle pass I gotta figure out what all the things mean, but
It's literally it. That's what you get from that whole battle pass is six armors. We haven't sorry no armors no armors one one armor
six backpacks six helmets six headphones
I
Bless Nikita bad lesson that over and he was like this. This is what the people want. This is a hundred dollars worth of loot
Come on team let's go plant this shit first
Yeah, we can take these ray-bidges, did you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, peace be with us.
Butthole them, butthole them, butthole them.
Put them in your bottle, put them in your bottle.
They are down deep.
Good.
We will mark this.
Put it deeper.
Then we will go grab the thing.
And after we grab the thing, we'll grab the other thing,
and then we will mark all the little container things,
and then we have to track that thing.
I'm writing it down.
Any questions?
Hunter is a curious mind.
got an IQ in the double digits.
Thousands.
Oh my God.
Thousands, I do.
Extremely smart.
Extremely smart though.
Hit me with the math question.
I'll get it.
Impressive.
OK, here's your math question ready.
Yes.
Yeah, good one.
OK, four times.
14.
There's literally nothing that multiplies with four
that gives 14.
Literally nothing.
I could have said literally any number.
You could have chosen the number
and you would still be wrong.
16.
15.
15, choose four.
Okay, one of us is gonna die right now.
I just knew it.
I've got a feeling.
3.5, yeah, I'm aware that I'm talking about a whole number.
I'm talking about a whole number.
3.5, 3.5, 3.5, actually peanut,
I'm looking at the data of all the new record fighters.
Yeah!
I'm trying to be applied to that multiple times
to get this equation.
It's actually 3.5, it's actually 8.
Come on, team.
Yes, yes, mother.
Stay with your leader.
Let's go.
I don't know what I've been told.
I don't know what I've done.
Tina got a small Johnson. It looks like a chode.
Tina does a small job. Is this for you?
It's huge. It's huge for Japanese standards.
I don't know what I've been told.
I just thought it goes over his belt like a fold.
What?
What's happening?
That's your shots.
PMC eliminated.
Actually?
Actually.
10 PMCs all dead.
Okay.
All down.
All right boys, come on in.
Come on in my little soldiers.
Get your item.
come on in come on in my little soldiers get your item yes come on
it again come on it again
again you guys have to be my ears like we have no time for looting we must move
are you ready let's go let's go let's see it just all right team let's go
Let's move out move out move out move out move out move out
Come on
Guys
I
Love you see
White armor what I'm right here
Let's go team there's a question question you turn in
My nipples get small it is really cold
I don't know what I've been doing.
I really don't know what I was giving myself into.
We're going to do this for two more hours.
Yes, I really messed up on this one, Bob.
There's not a lot of things that Rywin pulled.
I can lie to you, there's not a lot of...
Not a lot of work.
Fold.
I'm in front of us, in front of us, in front of us!
Both dead, both dead, both dead, both dead, both dead, both dead, both dead, both dead.
One more, one on the right.
There's one more, there's one more, please hold it!
Where is he? Where is he?
Laying down, guys, don't know how he's alive.
Careful boys, I'll run out of there in a second.
I'm gonna grenade him. Grenade him.
I
Know I could have killed him with that last shot
I killed
There's a hundred percent one more somewhere
Did you grab did you loot this guy and grab his dog tag? He did. He's looting. You absolutely
All right, y'all loot up I'll keep walking around
There he's gone nothing to fear
With APMCs?
Yeah, those were PMCs.
You can tell from these dog tags.
Okay.
And do you want to go ahead and read out the names of the killers or?
Yeah, I'll check them.
The Bungulator.
Oh.
You take the other one.
The Bungulator.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Got it.
Yeah.
I got one of them.
I am the best shot in the west.
Quickest shot in the west.
Alright, up here, boys.
Come to Papa.
What's here? Oh, thanks, Mike. Thanks, Mike.
We're cooking boys. We're cooking.
You drinking my popcorn?
I see cold delicious.
That was, that was fucked up.
That was fucked up.
That was just lame.
That was fucked up.
I can't believe you did that. I just hear my pants a little bit.
That was close to mine.
That was really close to your head, Lemon.
to your head living there wasn't a third guy there was there was a guy there
a hundred percent was a third guy was there a third guy or wasn't there a
third guy come on put down with me come on eyes on the prize to me by come on I
got more a little less you come on boys here we are here we go
Oh Dr. Lupo's beans! Dr. Lupo's beans!
Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm gonna be the best chess player ever!
Yes!
I'm behind you guys. Don't shoot me, just leave me, just leave me, I'll find you.
I'll take a shot.
We put these in my pocket.
Doing great team.
We're doing great.
We're doing fantastic guys.
Incredible.
Yeah, I've been talking about it.
You guys got to get your money up or get your body up or whatever this is.
Let me tell ya, sheesh!
I'm gonna buy a yacht with what I got in this backpack.
I'm gonna sail the Atlantic.
And discover a new continent.
Is this broken?
Yeah, it's like at this corner right here.
There we go, right there.
Oh, very nice work, boys. Very nice work.
You don't do it, P. Don't do it. P. Don't do it. P. Don't do it. Don't do it. All right,
go ahead. Now you're good. Okay, hold on. What is this good barrel lag? It's going to
be across the map. Did you place it? Did you mark this? I marked it. Okay. I marked.
for sure mark that P. You have two marked or one marked right now P. Okay let's keep
moving. You're doing great guys. We got just one more to go. One more to go and then we're
out of here. Rishala. No. Okay. Then we're out of here. What? Rishala's not even on this map.
What are you talking about? Sturman. Sturman. We would have already seen Sturman. We would
have the lumber mail. Hell, he might be hiding. From who? From us. Shield team. Sexy. He's terrified.
Oh
Shit I told you Strimman's here guys that is right here. Yeah, let's keep it
I mean, let's at least take a little guys guys guys
We're finishing four quests right now, but I got a cookie. I got a cookie
I got a balloon pee
No, it's limited. He's probably allergic to salad if he's allergic to water.
I'm allergic to salad. I'm all in on the diarrhea salad.
I'm the only man who's eaten salad the past two weeks.
You eat salad every day for the past two weeks?
Every day. Once you get the diarrhea though, it's like you're no longer afraid.
Wait, you got it? You got it?
Yeah, a little dribble here and a little dribble there.
I mean, what causes you to feel alive?
when it when it when it when it
comes out when you when you
can't get out of your booty.
Mm hmm. You guys, what? Yeah,
it's limited to water. Does
that mean you know? I think
that means you gotta change
your diet. Yeah, I think I
think your body is
struggling, struggling real
bad. Oh, you need more
fiber. I love this quest.
I wish there was like six more like this. Oh, don't worry. There is there is
Tell me this is the last one. This is the last one that's time to go home leave. Oh, thank God
Let's get shot of the way out. We have to do all this again
Oh my god
Oh my God, you idiot.
You think the helmet protects the back of his head?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I don't know about like a human being.
I mean, I'm not going to do it, but I just want to let him see it.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, I will turn around and shoot you both.
Stop.
We're not going to shoot you.
I've had never in a thousand years, but.
But he's yellow and also like what's pretty
So I'm getting scared
Yes, but then then lemon
Water deficient bastard then I have to repair the helmet and that's one less
Shriveled up
Raisin you can't do any water
I have rabies is what it is my jaw is locking up.
That's got to be what it is man this is an exhilarating.
People at any given time in the world that are allergic to water and like if it rains
They're like they're like exactly exactly that was I knew somebody who was allergic to the sun
really mm-hmm like you got a son the whole like their skin would get all white and patchy
That was a real allergy.
They tried like lotion.
They had to wear long sleeves, long pants and a sun hat and then they wore like a little
half mask.
Oh my goodness.
We made it out of here.
Oh thank god.
Oh
We did it we did it guy oh
Look at that two PMC's dead two PMC's on my list lemon how many on yours what I?
I got one, Sanyak Nudashinik.
Wait, actually.
Let me take my killaxe, let me take my killaxe.
Did you actually kill him in it?
No.
Okay.
I literally have two kills.
I know she got the first one I got.
There's no way she's in form.
There's literally anyone believe you.
He would never have.
Why not?
I don't know if you'd kill anyone.
Yeah.
No, I killed, I killed,
I killed Tamerka Farmers event.
And Xenia Gonduras.
That's a scam.
Very, too renowned dark off streamers.
Too renowned.
Everybody knows these guys.
Yeah, they do.
There's Mark.
That's landmark's cousin and his lover.
Right there.
Landmark has a lover?
Yes.
It's Tamerka Farmers event.
Tamerka Farmers.
Everyone knows.
Everyone knows remember when remember when everybody all the streamers got invited. It was the landmark V farmer cement wedding
Mm-hmm. All right guys make sure team we turn in our devices
Of course, of course, of course, and I would never forget what
Okay, I need a toss looking for a toss
Let me see here
Let me see. Oh, yeah, let me turn my doozy. See I'm still looking for a dodge as well
How are both of you still looking actually? I know how I picked up causes off of peanuts dead body
I do remember that yes, yes
You're a cheater and a thief and a liar
And you're going to hell
Oh, we also need to talk to skier everyone talk to skier. I'm talking. Are we sure? I don't
Oh, skier's looking good.
I'm not a man.
He's vibrant.
He's literally glow.
He's pop.
Oh yeah, he's up and out.
He's ready to go.
I'm not sure what to do.
Uh huh.
Do we have to talk to him?
Talk to him?
Yes.
You gotta talk to him.
Talk to him.
Oh, you gotta really get deep into a conversation with him, huh?
We have to locate him.
Are you guys turning 10 provisions in to Yeager?
I can't even visit you I'm gonna give me 10 provisions I don't got
supposed to do that right now but oh yeah you definitely do that you get
three more class
oh yeah I'm cooking I mean I'm completing a ton of stuff yeah who do I
turn the who do I turn the what they called the what's the what's it's
I'm gonna have to look at Sturman's
kill quest.
Oh yeah.
I'm cooked.
I've got ton of stuff.
I think I'm about to escape.
Oh guys.
We could kill Sturman.
Now we've got to look at-
We've got to look at Sturman for the quest.
For the quest?
I wouldn't in a chair
You guys have Sherman
Yeah, wait, what level are you?
a hutch
Cuz I'm level 10
I'm level 11
How do you guys have the Sherman quest wait, what?
What?
I only turned in ten provisions, ten provisions to Jaeger.
Yeah, go to Jaeger.
Yeah, go to Jaeger and give him ten provisions.
And give him a light kiss on the forehead.
I don't have ten.
Do these not have to be found in Raid?
No, they don't have to be found in Raid.
They also have a peacekeeper and give them the five of each.
I gave five of each of that stuff.
Wait, how did you open peacekeeper?
Done the best on the best ever do it
Okay, so I just need to go and buy crackers from therapist
No, no
Why no, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, that'll work the hand of yoga. Oh boom right there
the LeBron of Chaka look right there right now one said that piece
Right there oh shit. Oh shit. Did you want another account that's your account stop?
I only have witnesses I would have witnesses. I'm speaking to people saying I see it. I've seen it
So I just got called a lot of talk up again
Now they're saying it because you said it.
They're calling you the Carmelo Anthony, I'm Tarkov.
I mean, that's tomorrow Anthony.
The famous Knicks player of the NBA?
Carmelo.
You don't know Carmelo Anthony?
Carmelo?
C-A-R-N-B-L-O?
I do know Yalmin.
Yeah, that's the go that's the go like the young I
Just sold all my food
And I don't have anything to eat
And I'm hungry about
Okay, where are we going? I don't have Jager. I need four more pieces of food, which I don't have and I don't have
You kind of got to the point where we have so many quests
It just kind of confuses me and makes me makes me angry. All right. What about shoreline?
We can go to shoreline we can go mark all the ambulances
Yeah, yeah, you're rushing me now you're now you rush me black black. Oh, you call me black
Now you rush to be black. Hey now you rush to be black
You watch it be watch your language
You watch your language you watch your language idiot
dummy
You're stupid you're stupid you're stupid and you're ugly
you. Wait, how do I know if I
have to be congratulated? You
have heard me deeply. So, I
pissed in your bed. What? You
call in there tonight. It's
gonna be a wet cold sensation.
I want you to think of me.
Hear me out. We go to woods.
We go and mark the weather
We with the stash, huh with the tool chest to MS 2000 marker on woods. We mark the weather tower. Okay?
Then
We put the Wi-Fi camera on the wooden blocks in the same spot that we just placed the other shit
And if stermans up you guys can tell them whatever. Okay, and then
We're on to the next question
They let me confirm with my sources that I have all these questions that you say
Kill Sturman you eliminate a target. I don't have Sturman
Wait, what are the other questions? I don't have any of these you said you don't have MS 2000
You don't have stash the camera look at the very bottom for stash your camera. It's an unknown quest. It won't show you woods
Wait what wait, where do you go to the undone look at the heavily mined area on woods?
No, I don't have that.
Look at the controller and the optic gyroscope on one.
How the fuck do you have that?
It'll call me the little broad James and talk now for nothing.
I need to turn this damn food on.
Yes sir, I am, yes sir, I am.
Yabiiig!
Oh, the install Wi-Fi camera, that one?
That one.
I don't have that one.
You do have that one.
Scroll all the way down, P, and look at the ones that don't say woods.
say woods called it informed means unarmed or something like that yeah i don't have that what
and i don't have a wi-fi camera where's the wi-fi camera typically bought it from beast keeper
or mechanic i believe i don't know yeah mechanic sells them because i don't have either those
quests okay so what can we do you tell me be okay i'll tell you i'll tell you buddy don't
I don't have that one though, and we can share that your woods quests
And then
Wait, yeah, we should we stay on the same quest we should
Well turn that those things into peacekeeper. I need food. I don't have any food and I can't buy any food
food. And I don't know what's not food you give them. It's not food you give them. What
are you talking about, boss? So that's Yeager you're thinking about. You got you got I don't
have the five household goods. Oh, let's go. Oh, you can go customs where we have
customs. We have to kill scabs and we have to go grab that shit. And we have to go
Did you have Tarko director's key?
Not yet.
No.
I got a Mark and Tiger safari.
How do you?
Oh, that's the peacekeeper.
OK.
All right, Isaiah, we go to Customs,
and he will die, so he won't be behind him.
We kill scabs.
We go to dorms.
Hope someone opened up the water room.
Where is Skiers wallet?
We have that one, too.
I'm overwhelmed guys. I don't care where we go. Just take me just take me by the hand. Yeah, I told you
This is the point in the game where you have too many questions. Just get so overwhelming. It's ridiculous
It just it makes me it makes me angry makes me angry. Yeah, so much. I'm overdue wherever whatever whatever over
stimulated
We can eliminate scabs on customs. Let's go to customs fuck it
Do you see me have the target director's key?
How? How would we have that key?
I don't know. You can buy it to give shit?
I actually could have had it. I actually just gave these to the Yager shit.
I actually had an ice cream in his watch and he could buy crackers. Damn it.
Oh my. I could totally. I just ate the squash.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Let's let's go to custody.
You just ate the squash? I just ate the squash.
I'm fucking, what did you do that one later? Okay, let's ride.
All right, so I got to find household items. I got to find food. Oh, we could run a fancy
scab. No, no, no, no, no, no, we need to log in guys. We just think about it. We're so
far ahead in the game. Any other streamer. We don't want to lose that advantage. Okay.
I'm out because then other streamers will make fun of us and call us ugly. Yeah,
true. You can't have landmarks. Lover is running scabs right now. Hell no. Probably
That guy, no, why not?
Probably not, probably not.
Probably not.
I was just gonna say not.
Yeah.
He was.
The landmarks lover is a very generous guy.
Very generous.
Yeah.
Very generous.
He, I think he hops on landmarks computer while he's offline and sleeping.
That way that that's why landmark is always so far ahead of everyone else.
Oh, which is lover.
He organizes his stash too.
Yeah.
a real nice guy. Have you ever heard landmarks say, okay, guys, I'm going to go to the gym.
He's about to go eat out his lover's butthole. It's codeword. It's like a Russian sleeper agent,
but instead of waking up a sleeper agent and he reports back to Putin, it's landmark eating
some dude's butt. Just like that. They marked each butt confirmed here today. 100%.
100% and then you understand? Yeah, I think I understand.
Yeah, there's limit understand. If limit understands, everyone
understands.
Lemon, go ahead and tell us what you understand.
So I think what I'm understanding is landmark has a
lover who's goes to the gym and and and landmarks. I think
He's eating a butt.
Yeah.
And then at the end of the day, it's
a win-win for Landmark's Tarkov account.
I think that's what I understood.
Yeah.
That's pretty spot on.
And you are a great listener.
I was taking notes.
That's pretty spot on.
you
I'd try my hardest to not lose my fucking mind while playing with peanut.
Yes, it is a scale I've developed over years of preparation and a little bit of insanity.
11 hour opinion so far is stark off.
I mean, I'm going to be honest.
felt good to kill that guy, that poor soul, grab his armor and the armor in his backpack
and a bag full of an extra gun and his shit and not have to pop a meal stem.
It's very nice.
with you.
I'm a joke, Jim.
I know you have to family stuff for every year.
I'm a joke, Jim.
I'm telling the family stuff for every year.
With you I stand.
I'm not going to sit here and
promise I'm going to play. All
wipe long or whatever. I'll play
play as long as I'm enjoying playing. For sure. I definitely I'm definitely not hating
the game for sure. I'm enjoying myself. I'm having fun. No doubt. No doubt whatsoever.
guys are we going to get into this raid what is taking on five minutes
I don't know what's happening bro this isn't good this isn't good listen this is going to be my last
I've got to go get some milk, I've got to get some cigarettes.
What?
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
But don't worry, I'll be back.
Yeah, you guys just wait for me.
What kind of cigarettes you smoke, huh?
Hair cigarettes.
A little bit of hair, little eyebrow hair, little pit hair,
rolling it up in a little paper.
It's delicious.
I think we're getting in.
Only if we're lucky.
Please, Nikita, please.
You know what?
I got to hand it to Nikita and the boys.
Today, I mean, it had a few bumps, but overall,
I'd say a pretty successful season.
It wasn't terrible.
I mean, there's been launches, you know, where it's
like you don't even get to play all day.
I mean, I remember that one on Christmas, we didn't get to play for like, I think we started playing at like, 4pm or something.
Yeah, and wasn't there drops too?
Yeah, so it was supposed to be at 6am.
Ah, the key to do that to troll you all.
Yeah.
Okay, what are we doing here? I can't even remember.
I don't know.
I had to shoot one of you guys in the leg for a task.
You just ped at me, ped at me.
Obviously, I just have we need to kill scabs and we need to go to stronghold
Beautiful rumble. Oh, I need that that I got a task one time done elimination eliminated
There we go. Let's go to stronghold so that I can grab some out supplies and food
I am very happy that they did that to these quests.
took all the bullshit out of him.
Very kind of a shot behind us.
Look at you.
How you are just powering.
Oh, God.
Got him.
I got him.
Yeah, I got a question.
I did it.
Did you do it too?
I did.
I did it.
Oh, my God.
I'm so slow.
I hear guys to the right.
Guys to the right.
What the hell are these walls?
Oh, shit.
I'm packing a bag, packing a bag.
We're hot shot here. We're a bunch better gunner.
He's right in the entrance where we went in.
I can see a deer running down his cheek.
He's huge, are you?
Yeah, that's me.
Okay.
Right here.
I'm gonna tell you this right now if they're getting shot I promise you I will not help
them in any way shape and form from this moment forward they could literally they could literally
He died in front of me and if I
Run forward to assist them. I want you to unfollow. I
Want you to block my channel cancel your subscription and
Never watch me again because I am a liar
and a thief I
Will never help either of these fuckers again
Let's jump to this game, pal!
Never. I'll never help him again.
Never.
They're dying. I'm just gonna sit there in my corner and just be like, you got it?
Hope you're doing well.
That's good.
Oh, that's wonderful.
Oh, you're dead? Okay.
Don't worry, I'm sitting here with an MP5 looking at exactly the location where the staff came from and killed you at.
Don't worry, I'm watching.
I'm praying that he dies. I don't care about the loot.
Oh, it's a little robot.
Got him!
Oh my God!
You know what, you should have been here.
This was invigorating.
What's with the pepper, fellow step?
He's got these behind him.
Oh dude, I am 20 feet behind them at all times. I'm never going to go first ever again.
Oh my god. Hutch, I'm looking at your armor here. And I'm seeing that your back plate
is at zero while your front plays at 35.
Were you deserting?
I watched him.
He was literally back turned, running,
full sprint out of there.
He was, he was trying to desert.
Desert his post, wasn't he?
He deserted and there was tears running down his cheeks.
Oh my, oh my.
Oh, this guy's plump.
Oh, what is that?
That's my corpse. That's my beautiful corpse.
Incredible. Incredible. Wow.
Oh no way I got the nunchucks! Let's go!
Where's the way? Where's the way?
Oh
That's what I'm talking about
I'm cooking out here. I'll give you some of this stuff
Wow
I don't see the armor that Rashallah's guards have.
I don't see Rashallah dead.
We still have a chance.
Rashallah walks out and just kills them.
There is a chance Rashallah walks out and murders them.
And I'm praying.
I'm praying Rashallah comes out and just fucking smokes him.
What level was this guy?
Oh, is he dead?
He's dead.
Very dangerous.
Very dangerous, gentlemen.
Ooh, you would not want to meet that guy in the dark alley.
Yep, there he is. Damn it.
Oh, grab the golden gun.
Does he have the golden gun?
I got it. I got it.
Very rare. Very rare.
Very rare.
That's a one-tapper.
Ooh, you were shot almost poor and ugly.
Nothing is wrong.
Oh, my God, this is a fucking Zabralo!
What
Well permanent characters run into seasonal no, I don't think so
Is he dropping a Ford armor for his brawler. Oh my gosh
Tell me you took the plates out of that Ford armor pay
What did you take the plates out of the fort armor?
No, you take those plates at level five.
You're a genius.
That's why they paid the big bucks, buddy.
That's why they paid the big bucks.
You know, nobody does it quite like you, boss.
Nobody doesn't quite like you.
You know that you should also wear the Zabralla
so you have more room in your backpack.
Oh, my God, you're a genius.
No, no one does it
No, you're watching a stream. I was like, how could you see his little loot?
No one does it quite like you
Wow, oh
My god, huh? So let me tell you that anyone calls you stupid
fat
or ugly or
inadequate
Or can't please your wife anymore?
I'm gonna stop. I'll kill you. I'll kill you
I'll kill you. I will kill you.
I'm gonna say stop. I'm gonna say that's my friend I'll have you know. I'm gonna say that's
my friend.
And as they watch you try and pull two plates out of this rig like you're performing fucking
heart surgery I'll say guys listen peanut's not a fucking moron I promise he's just
trying to figure this out you gotta give him a little extra time he's an idiot.
It's time for thinking boys teach yeah, you gotta schedule the thinking time with the looting time
I'll just about losing time. I'm getting that gun back. I'm getting that gun back
You can get this come back. I will kill you every single day. You know mass until I get my gun
I'll give you this my helmet back. I'll give this guy. I'm group maxing. I'm group maxing
Boys I gotta go I hate this I gotta get some
Don't do this. Do not leave me with him. Do not leave me with him. Please
Leave me with him
Please stay
not you. Not you. Now, we're
good time to join this call.
Oh, that was a great time.
Yes. John, you got my new gun.
I'm going to keep forever. Yeah,
I see it. You're like me and the
fucking John was actually watching
as I was in hell.
Yeah. My good. My good.
My good. My good. My good.
it all. You see you're here, players. Front left, front left, front left, front left,
front left, front left. In the player. He's inside the mechanic shop. In front of you.
Yep, you hear him now. That's a player. As we are not starting this whole thing
where if anyone dies his penis falls again we do that
you come touch it he's too he's too
take your time dude don't rush it
lemon cheese bro always the pleasure the leprous also i'm so happy
And thankful to God above
Lord we come to you today me and my chat of spirit to thank you for giving
Lemon and allergy to water and the game of this game from Tarkov and all chats that they made
It's all good, I saw it good
I gotta get out of here. Oh, yeah, get out of here. Watch if I die
I
Won't tell anyone that literally ever at your funeral I will whip my Johnson out and I will start pissing on your grave
All right, so they are on the other side of that building P going to war where you need to go
No, aren't they inside the building no, no, they're on the wall the yes, but they're on like the far side of it
I can really use that bush perk right now
What's that piece right here?
He's dead
He's already dead.
Alright, so listen P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. Listen, there is a window directly above you
and to your left.
He's currently trying to get an angle on you as we speak.
There's an angle directly behind you in the window.
Careful.
You can peek through one of those little blocks.
He's busting, he's busting.
Second try to get into his light smack.
He'll be famished.
Let me go free!
Let me go free and I will bless you a hundred reins of great fortune.
Let me go free!
Tina, you don't even follow me on Twitch.
What?
You don't even follow me on Twitch.
Why would I fucking let you live?
Who are you?
I'm the poor boy.
You're the poor boy.
I'm the poor boy.
You're the poor boy.
The fuck does that even mean?
What are you doing?
Are you talking crazy son?
Are you on your mind?
I'm the poor boy.
It's trying to jump and get an angle on the above you P.
Oh yeah, I used to swing in your ass.
Ah, perfect.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Okay. All right. Okay. Well, that'll happen. That'll happen.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. That guy was trembling. I'm telling you,
I could feel the aura that guy's pussy was clever
That guy's pussy was clever. He he killed the wall before he killed me
You guys have someone joined it up, uh, no big show
Join up for now
What's quite complicated? Well
Well, officer left without even saying goodbye.
I texted him, you know, hoping to figure out
why he might be back.
And then, okay.
And then, Jewsmen just had to leave unexpectedly.
Usually would just leave, get on.
It's like a continuation of him,
as long as he's playing with us.
It's really complex.
Is there open spot?
Thank you for the tip gifted, man.
I appreciate you, bro.
Will be open, I had no idea.
Whenever, I don't care.
Obviously he might come back late time and now it's at 5.26 p.m. and it's now 7.01 p.m.
7.01. So that's a difference of 134 minutes. 134 minutes. That's a huge difference. That's
a start difference. A very start difference. Mm hmm. So what we need to do now? We need
to get some quest done. You guys understand? What is your time? How much is $1,100? This
list will be very carefully copied by the case you get in here. Actually, this is not
going to work at all. He's not going to have any of the maps unlocked. I won't.
just not done you guys just play it you fuck you fuck you what you did it okay I'll catch
up wait wait I'll tell you what I did okay I did marathon runner go go green side first
go green side first marathon runner from Bafilia he's our first one and lucky and then on
negative modifiers I did well that hurt
Yeah, the problem is I have this shit on the front of my gun
then
Then what I did then right in was chronic, but I'm not gonna be able to see nothing
What is fatigue syndrome?
right
Right, and then I did dr. Jekyll
You see it. Yeah, I did allergic, right? Yep
And then I did third leg and then that's everything. That's all that's it all
Pool cue massive cock tripod
Giant me literally never earth man literally never all of them all of them never happened all of them never happened
I should I should we go back to customs and show them what it's all about. What do you think?
Well, I got my staff question. I should
This is worth isn't it? Did you choose something close to that hutch? Yeah, yeah, we did the exact same. Yes, sir
Then I'll do it
Smart man smart man
Oh, I'm going right into a raid. That's pretty cool.
Tutorial.
Oh, can you still find the letex on this one?
Can you get a letex no matter what?
Sweet.
5
13
17
What?
What is he here?
Hey Pete, can we go over something?
What?
Oh, yeah.
Just in case.
Sorry, I was thinking.
What?
There's any questions.
What?
If you ever hear me yelling, please God help me.
I'm going to die.
Please help me.
In case, just in case there's any confusion.
That usually means I need help.
Oh wait, okay, so let me get this straight. So when you're yelling, let Rassala push my shit in and take my gun
Yeah, I was never said I'm gonna lay here on the floor like a big fat pussy
I was never said I'll do just that I was never said that's okay. You know, I don't think we're getting anywhere
Guys, you hear that? Write that down, okay? So we write that down. All right
Okay, good. All right. I'm glad there's no more confusion
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm going to buy. Yes, you guys have some fun. I'm gonna catch up
All right, you guys you run through the quest with the maps really quickly
Just run run through really quickly and then and then join us back up. Okay. Hey, Dan
I'm gonna do that thing. Okay. Okay. Oh
All right, are you ready? Mr. Mr. What's your name again?
Do you have a shot? I am ready. I'm what's your name pussy? Yes. I'm ready. Okay. I'm ready for that
I think you know, I think you're well aware that my name isn't pussy.
I don't even know who would have a name.
They could be confused.
I don't even know because you're not even taking a guess.
You're insulting me.
Yeah.
It was a mistake.
It was a guess.
Put your name again.
Paul.
Larry.
Yeah.
Todd.
Hmm.
Francesca.
Juan.
And then you eventually get to my name, but you already do that push you wasn't my name because that's not anyone's name
You see that I'm a mistake. It was a mistake. It seems like some some common backstreet whore
What the hell? I love I love whenever I die in a way that's hurt
That's hurtful and then the entire time after my death. I hear
What happened to hutch? Oh hutch? You want some of this hutch? You want some of this lewd hutch?
But you do the same thing to me.
You damn right, because I hate you.
And I hope nothing but failure from you.
In game.
Well, alright.
Well.
In game.
Well, okay.
That's not very kind to say young man.
I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to remove your penis.
Oh gosh.
With your mouth?
With my mouth.
With my teeth.
Oh gosh.
Are you kidding?
Okay.
I mean if that's what has to happen.
This is your punishment.
All right.
Lay back and take it.
Oh, rats.
Shucks.
Oh, buddy, what about,
I could go back to customs one more time
because I have to mark the tiger safari
unless you have nothing on it.
I don't have anything over there,
but we can do the killing scabs quest there.
So I guess, yes, we...
How do we go to the killing scabs quest?
No, we just got another quest,
which is kill scabs on three different maps
and one of those maps being customs.
All this filth.
Okay, got it. Okay. Got. Yep. Okay. I totally understand. Sorry, boss. I mean, I mean, I'm
sorry, boss.
But I do do like I need food and I need building supplies.
No, we're good, we're good.
Listen, boys, I'm going to be real.
You do not say you don't follow me on Twitch.
I'm the pull guy.
And then turbo swing while pre-firing and killing peanut.
And then say, why am I getting hates?
Come on, come on that you do not kick a beehive and say the bees are singing me
Dude let me say you hunch
You know listen being streamer being a streamer is hard
The entire self-worth is based on the number of W's or else in the chat. Yeah talking about. Yeah
know. Yeah. But you get W's I usually always get L's myself. I get some L's I get some
W's. You know, so if it's a good day, I'll get some W's but if it's a good day, I'll
get some L's. Yeah. I'm on. Yeah.
Yeah.
I have chewed like 30 neuro gum say
help the Lord get well rats on Tarkov do you have oil rats when Tarkov he would kill
himself playing this game so much you would you would play this game until he
starved to death yeah that guy so he's also didn't play his game until he started
that yeah I don't know how they I don't know how they do that those guys are
grinders I don't know how you do it well how I what do I do 24 hours every
fucking week. I haven't done 24 hours and that's forever.
I'm like, so much heroin, so much. I actually imbued the
leather of my chair with heroin. So when I sit on it, it gets
in contact with my shell. It uses it at a steady pace of the
entire stream. So I could be chill one moment. And then 30
seconds later, I'm talking about building seven in the
the moon landing. Okay, I just meant to exit out of your loot. And I backed this out of
the queue. Oh my God. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. Guys, we backed out to lobby
where restart in the queue and we say W. Hotz W. Hotz is in the chat. Oh, for he's
a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow. Thank you, Mr. Hotz. Thank you.
No problem, let's go to the corrugated hose you know I can put the corrugated hose we go in the lab
He's in the lab in the lab on customs. Yeah. Yeah, I
Think rack house
Please say good
What's just so brave you are very brave you're very brave man massage. Thank you. Thank you so much
You I'm not gonna lie this web has been fun so far. I'm enjoyed it
I don't got I think million
I'm good. I am I'm getting I'm getting back my groove. No, it's not my I got pre-firing you before you turn that corner
That was some good right
That shit is oh my god, dude
That shit is lame. I saw somebody come over there's like and no fits this guy listen
Hey, game is game, but you don't say my twitch is this and then kill someone like that
You just kicked a beehive you're gonna get stung a little bit
Yeah, that's to be expected
He was I thought we were gonna have a cool interact right there
You don't do that and expect what do you expect everyone to say GG's
I
You wish to have this mag on the wall just so that you would have the best chance the highest percentage
Killing just knowing the servers that he is on as well
Yeah
Your piece of shit peanut your piece of shit in the fun to leaders are such a bad group of people oh
Gosh oh my goodness unbelievable
Oh, this isn't bad actually I like this I would shoot it, but I don't think I have extra ammo
No listen man, I, it's not, it's about just stupid people.
I'm not even again calling that guy stupid, I'm talking about the people, label NP and
the bungalow is bad because you cannot elect yourself to deal with that by doing what
you did and then go why is this happening to poor little me?
Then I'll head over to Tiger's Safari.
How many skies we gotta kill, boss?
20.
Have we killed any?
I have a couple kills.
Wait, it's not here.
What?
It's not here, boss.
Should be right here.
I can't get the circle at all.
Right where my laser's at.
Or no, does it change?
It might change.
I think it's always in this room, isn't it?
I don't know.
um
Let me see
I don't think I had that quest for scouting. What is it called again? Bungalators are toxic all this built of 14 more
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Nice
10 of every community are assholes when you have a hundred thousand people
watching you at any given time that 10% is 10,000 people.
Not all the bungulators.
Majority of the bungulators are cool, nice people.
But when 10% is 10,000 people, it makes you think different.
left
Let's say it
What's a thing?
What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, I'm saying it. Oh, I'm blocked
Do you fucked up a little bit, buddy? I'm black. I'm black
There's no way you're not bringing CMS kids. You can literally bring it in your special squad
Give me that back
Are you sure? Maybe I hadn't played some of your T-Rex, you dumb bitch.
Why are you still there?
Why?
I
Would just go and we just go I agree I agree
You're probably right next to us
Do
Careful they're gonna be holding this
Well not sure which fire there is.
Oh my god.
One split up.
Oh fuck.
Oh
Okay
They're geared bro, they're very good. I want my pink this I begin
Yep, they are
I'm dead, buddy. Good luck.
One's lit up. That guy's lit up as well.
I'm just peaking your side pee.
I'm dead, bud. Good luck.
I don't need luck.
Watch and learn, Hajji.
Watch and learn.
You watch and learn!
I'll fucking get it!
Yeah, they're wearing a kill a face mask and to gilla face mask
That was a dumb one. That was a dumb one. Yeah
Wow battle. That'll happen. But don't worry. I got the CMS kid out.
I got out of there and shape and sound good. Hey, that's good news. That's good news.
That's good. You may not have much from that battle, but we've got that. I also think we no longer
talk about where we are going to go and you just queue us up and I'll figure it out.
Well, why don't we just switch servers again kind of escape stream time is the last six
six and a half hours until just now.
I think we do that.
You want a chop or you want me to swap?
Yeah, I'll do a little swapsie.
I'll do a little swapsie dooski.
If you're Tuesdays, I'll do a quick swapsie do.
Yes, sir.
Chad, do I need more saloes?
I don't do...
Let me choose a good one. Let me choose a real good one.
I'm gonna do that one.
All right, now we've received the same times yet again.
I will.
No one's fucking steam sniping you all.
LOL, y'all just bad.
Oh, you're gonna take that, huh?
You're gonna take that. You're gonna take that.
You're gonna take that, huh?
I would take that. It's just bad. I would not be like that. Who said that?
Who?
I don't know. It's already gone.
There we go. Let's get in there.
Excellent. Excellent.
Excellent. Excellent. Excellent.
Okay, hold up
You are so I might go big are you going kind of like media?
What are you doing? I'm going good. Yeah. I got trooper bastion contact sixes. Oh
I
Okay, all right, let me
Yeah, I'll do I'll do you contact sixes trooper arbor and I'll bring in a decent guy. I'll bring in a decent one
I'll do
You know what fuck it. I'll bring the mk16 and if I lose it, I lose it. It's whatever
You want with the scope?
Yes, should I or no? Oh shit
I mean I wouldn't because I'm using like an adar with us with a hollow on it
But that's not true.
That does not complement your answer.
That's right.
You'll be the answer.
There you go.
I'll do that.
That's a good idea.
That there's a good idea.
Agreed.
That's a good idea if I've ever heard one.
Agreed.
I'll just see here.
Take a look.
We don't know what I'm allergic to yet.
You're a little bit able.
You don't you don't you rush me!
Yeah, that's my boy on the wedding get to see
I just used my entire water banks and I'm into filter.
You want quick second view?
How are you getting food by the way?
I have literally no food.
I'm all out of food.
I'm going in with like 70, 70 right now.
Oh, fantastic.
Fantastic.
That's great to hear.
Um, I'm almost ready.
Don't you rush me.
Don't you.
Thank you, baby.
Don't you rush me.
Thank you.
Well, I'm going to get some drinks.
We get a chance.
I'm going to get some drinks.
I
Love you boys I
See you. I know I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I know he's so good. He's so good
I know
What are your opinion about the state of the MOV right now?
It's rammed by dumbasses, that's my opinion.
I think the people running the MLB are a bunch of idiots.
Oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop.
No, I'm liking the wipe so far. It's Tarkov. You know, it's pain. It's pain, but you know,
That's good.
Doo doo doo doo.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Are we still level 11? Yeah.
Yeah, we ain't achieving much, boss.
We are not achieving much.
Thank you, baby.
Love you.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
I know it sucks bro, I had a good angle on that guy too, I just just polinked his fucking
into Gila helmet.
I
Have to do this
Yo Rambo, I appreciate you bro. Thank you for the four months Christian blaze and teapot. Thank you
Are you someone in the bush in front of us?
Yeah
Yeah, I'll give you the first one to get out of here.
Oh my god, excellent.
Yeah, I just started to tap here.
Player's already here.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think that should be it the other ones escape
I feel alive.
Thank you for saving me. Thank you for saving me.
Anytime, boss. Anytime. Anytime, brother.
Yeah.
You told me to kill this guy too, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think we have another team coming in soon.
I hear that, I hear that.
I'm gonna clear out the schedule quick.
We have this whole four to one sounds.
Think we have another team coming in sir. Yeah, I hear that. I'm gonna grab the scouting click. Yeah, you have this whole four-to-one shots
Look outside
I heard metal
You killed him as well
I won't see anything else out there. Oh three p.m. C raid so far not bad P
Yeah, we're cooking we're cooking a boy
Okay.
Yeah, I'm good.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't you.
Who the fuck was that?
I know.
Was that in our building?
I don't know.
Have you heard that sound like it was in second?
What is it?
I don't know.
You're in second. Check it out.
I don't know.
Oh, we can. It's an MDR. Careful.
I'm gonna close you back door.
Oh, quick food break. Wait, I hear multiple steps. Where are you at?
I'm upstairs. Third floor.
Third floor? Oh yeah, I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it.
Oh, take it! I'm gonna push it! I'm gonna push it! Second floor on the stairs!
Second floor on the stairs! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!
I'll never use it again. I'll never use it again. I'll never use the 8R again. I fucking hate it, bro
Up on the third
These lit up
Yo Joey, thank you so much for the 50
I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for the 50 gifted big dog. Yeah, yeah, he was up on third-life scene lit as shit
WEDNESH! WEDNESH!
Make peace with your godmotherfucker!
Because you're singing and what? No!
Yes! Yes! I killed him!
If I can smoke, then he's smoked, then he's smoked up, let's go, let's go!
Holy shit, he's smoked up.
That was awesome.
Who is he truly?
That was awesome.
I think you maybe it's time to give a bug leader a shout out to them.
Elementary at this point.
That was awesome.
I was fucking sick.
Well, I guess not everybody can be the...
Yo, Joey, I appreciate you, bro.
Welcome back, man.
It's good to see you.
Coming up to our cop.
Yeah, it's just like kind of whatever.
I've lost all of my good kids to P going into raids with a pistol and no armor or gear.
It's been pretty good.
Been pretty good.
Oh my god, I've got permission!
I've got permission!
Oh my god.
Another rust server?
Yes.
I've got permission!
I know bro. I need I need an actual gun. This is the part of Tarkov where I don't like it not because of
Not having good armor because like level fours is what it is bro, but the A-dars the SK at the SKS is
Fucking oozees. I'd rather jump off a bridge than use those guns. I absolutely hate them. I hate them so much
I hate them.
Can you, when you, is the fleece still restricted when you unlock it?
Ooh, I could run the ump on a bad idea.
But didn't they ruin the ump?
Didn't they do something to make the ump?
Like, I forgot what you have to do to get it, like an EVD drive or something.
Oh, a wipe was today.
Yeah, it was a while ago.
He's too much work.
Oh shit, you killed him!
Nice!
Thanks, boys.
We can have something to do.
No, whenever I start drinking, you can take the amount of hours that I'm going to
stream and you can have them.
I start.
I think you're going to be
sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet.
Six months cat nag and Maddie. Thank you guys
Yeah, I think the best bet is to use that the same AK that we died with.
Even if the ammo is bad, like the chances of us running into more Tequila's
I mean it's possible, but I think it's a risk I'm willing to take so I don't have to use the ADAR
Not that MA5 is gonna do any better
Oh dude, I mean I I was my own fault I dare to try and use the ADAR
You heard someone on the other side of that wallpay you need grab your bag and duck
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go redeem these codes real quick so I have guns. I'll be back
Alrighty
I'm all that for I'm gonna redeem these codes shut so I actually have guns to use do they do these codes give guns
I don't know. I just want that's I didn't think you'd get that far. Okay. Okay. I think you'd ask. I
I didn't think you'd ask that.
We don't want you to do that.
Why did you read him? Why did you read him?
I'm sorry.
Did we die last raid, right?
We died.
Yeah.
What do we need to fold around?
I've died four raids in a row.
Oh my God, it's one of you.
There's no way this is a coincidence, either.
Nobody would be here.
Oh, thank God.
OK.
Ooh, I thought there was a two-cyper hunting me.
There's not really a reason for you
to be here right now. Strange, thank you so much for the entire year of 7-2, bro. I appreciate
you, man. Are you a demon? Are you a demon?
How can situations be any better? Honestly, I don't think we've seen a single hack of
the day, haven't we, Hodge? I'm not going to answer them.
I think the hacker situation has been decent for a little bit now.
Been decent for a little bit.
If I'm not seeing hackers, they're seeing minimal hackers?
I took three.
I did the three codes.
Why not have that thing to begin with?
Is there more codes than just the three?
He's been such a bad girl.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, now you've jinxed it.
Oh, God.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh.
Guys, I think I'm gonna get this briefcase.
Oh my god!
Stupid bitches.
Yeah, that's right.
Well, you know, sometimes you gotta put them down.
Sometimes you gotta put them down, boys.
You gotta put them down.
Oh, I know I shouldn't get this briefcase, I know I shouldn't, I'm a bad girl, I know
I shouldn't get this briefcase, I know I shouldn't just leave, but I'm an all-in-a-naughty girl though.
I'm an all-in-a-naughty girl, ooh.
Please tell me this is good.
Watch out.
Woo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo!
I know what you're watching.
We are so we are so oh we are so
Not the bag at least oh don't worry. We are so up. Oh my gosh. We are up. We are up. We are up
Holy sweet Carolina
Wait, what all did I get what guns I got a
Velociraptor I got an MDR and a
Q B Z
What kind of sights that I get an XP three
Kind of animals this use this is a five by 842 did you give me that ammo?
So give me a gun but with no ammo no no I can't be right
He gave me a gun with no ammo. That's fucking sadistical. Oh my god. All right. All right.
All right, because we got an MDR. Hey, we'll take it. I mean fuck, bro. Without everything's
going right now I will take every gun I can get to be honest I'll take every gun
I'm also shedding a mag Wow that was that was a big one that was a big one
twenty thousand eight hundred oh my XP for BMC kills two quests done massive
massive massive those are bigger of a raid by the way gimmick is on I hate
I hate them. I hate that guy.
Do we want to invite him?
Oh, no, no, no, we got John.
See, I told him it was complex.
I told him it was complex.
Oh.
Hmm.
Do we do? Hold on. Let me, okay, first,
okay, honestly, honestly, Hutch,
I think those...
First we ask the officer if he's back.
Let me see.
The officer was the one that was going to play this all night.
And then didn't me welcome back gimmick.
Oh, it is I listen, listen, I just started.
I my I'm not trying to join the squad because I'll be holding you back
unless you want me to.
But I came to ask a very important question.
Yeah. What are there any perks I have to have?
Is I that are just mine are the best.
Are you sure about that?
I'm so out of the match.
I'm sure. All right. All right. Positive modifiers.
Marathon runner.
Yes.
Robothelia.
Must.
Thromophilia.
Yes. That one is locked.
Oh, because I have.
Oh, I had the homophobia, uh, per negative per.
I got to take that one off. All right.
So Marathon.
Yeah, I think he meant to say.
I'm not homophobic.
He.
My character.
What do you have?
It's my character.
It's my character, not me.
I am not homophobic.
I love everybody.
It's the first negative perk on Tarkov, okay, all right, okay, you know, I'm getting closer
himophilia Apologies Apologies, yeah, that'll happen to the best of us that'll happen to
the best of us.
Yeah, yeah, just just a side of the time a slide of the time is a misreading side
of the time.
a
Okay
I was a wrong the water the rhombophilia brought a right and lucky
What is lucky I didn't test for tuna in Louvart
The hell is that in your favorite tonight is what that means in Japan?
All right. I'll get lucky. All right, and what are the
Now you do well that hurt
Okay.
Chronic fatigue syndrome.
Dr. Jekyll.
Wait, hold on.
Energies can do twice or it's too fast.
Don't ask questions, just listen.
All right.
Okay.
Chronic fatigue.
We went through this.
We give it.
Let me tell you something quick.
Hutch started screaming five hours before the servers were
live.
Hours before the servers were live. I hopped in two hours before the servers were live
We have gone over this a hundred
Every single Tarkov player in the category
Okay, all right, holy crap. So you have well that hurt your poly dips yet you have chronic fatigue syndrome and then Dr.
Dr. Jekyll and then do allergic and then third leg
I
Will say this is allergic
Selects three random items from the provisions and medications category that you will be allergic to forever
And have you heard what lemon is allergic to?
We haven't even figured out what we're allergic to because
He doesn't tell you you just have to try on air it.
Yes.
If you take a sip of water and see if I'm just going to.
Living literally went, if I'm allergic to water, I'm going to.
And he took a sip of water and he said, you have an allergy to water.
Your hands start shaking.
You can't see nothing.
I mean, it is a pure allergy.
Dude, if I'm allergic to Apex, I'm packing it up.
I'm packing it up.
I've checked I've tested a fact so far. I've tested CMS kids
Tested as March is I'm I mean I'm just like all the things I use throughout the whole white
But I feel like I'm pretty good
grew up in the fucking dirt cuz we're not allergic to nothing
You probably got a lot you're probably allergic to like moonshine
and water. Something fantastic. We are something we'll never ever drink. Um, yeah, so, okay,
yeah, I'll just give it as much as I'd love to have you come play with us. We're kind
of like, I'm kind of on that grind. No, no, no, I didn't expect it. I, I, dude,
I got, we got to open the map. I hear Mr. John is just starting to, maybe Mr. John,
maybe Mr. John, maybe we go catch up to us. Yeah, yeah, I know how annoying it
is when you don't have the map. Couldn't you technically get through all the maps
in five minutes if like you don't unlock the other maps it's going to interchange like three times
could you just go in kill himself go in kill himself go and kill himself yeah you could definitely
I can't hear anything I'm in a cutscene right now sorry boys holy shit it was unskippable
as soon as John is done unlocking up the woods we're gonna play with John until you're done
unlocking up the woods and then we're gonna play with you and then all of that again John this
is what I say this is complicated and then as soon as all that's done if officer comes back
Unfortunately, I was first. Yeah, no, no, of course, of course.
Oh, Woods is a little bit of a farder.
Well, just do a fortify.
I wasn't expecting anything.
I just I just wanted to I just wanted to get you guys's expertise.
That's exactly why I joined and I was in it right at a great time.
I'm just go because Lemon went, I got to go and just left.
We I guess we got my man, but I just that sounds horrible.
I can set about I can set about no problem, not an issue.
No, no, no, I don't know.
No, no, no, nobody wants to step out.
I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good.
I do not mind literally whatsoever.
So once y'all are caught up, I will be the first one
to step out, no problem.
Me and Jonathan, catch up, answer, pass you.
Now, we're not going to invite you guys.
We'll figure it out.
You guys go catch up.
Even if we unlock the maps, we're
going to be doing different shit.
So we should just.
Well, we're honestly already kind of doing different shit
because we've been unlocking stuff.
Me and Hatch are on different stuff,
even though we started to get it.
So just go get up to Woods Unlocked
and let's all regroup and let's see what we want to do.
Maybe we want to do that.
Four million, we do our five million.
We'll figure it out, but go get it.
Go get it until what's up, like, where do you want to go,
Mr. gimmick?
I'm sorry.
There's an unskibble cut scene.
I don't know what's going on, Mr. John.
I don't know what who's saying what.
I will invite you to a call, Mr. John.
Move us, move us.
Oh, my God.
I moved him.
Move him behind the Wendy's, damn it.
I moved him.
All right, I'm telling you, we are cooking today.
I'm gonna be honest. I I went ahead and grabbed an MDR from the redeem tab because if I have to use an ATR again, I'm jumping
Jumping jumping jumping up and down for joy. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what I meant. Yep. Oh
Dude, that's awesome. That's great for you. Oh
Jumping up and down look he's a happy fella. He's a five-man one cup
Well, we got five guys even do the cop. What's going on there?
Just hanging out hanging around it just I hold it for a little bit and you hold it for a little bit
Oh, is it like one of those things like you go to like like a new group and like they have the
Haki sack or whoever told him the Haki sack is the one that talks and shares something about themselves
Prisha, that's a talkies talking stick.
Um, oh my god, they mean bad habit better find Malboro, Wilson or strike cigarettes and rain
You can have you can find 15 of each if you want to yeah, I just got that one as well
I've had that one. That's nice. That's nice. Oh, it's what we are now
I think the best thing that we could go do right now for both of us is to go to shoreline and mark all those locations
Okay, boss, I want to do that for markers. We're grinders. We are doing good
Right now
We're doing pretty good, boss.
House is still need to find the damn food.
No, MDR is just what a lot of people start with.
I'll tell you guys, I'm telling you, if there was a ranking system of who I was,
ranking system of who are as far as I bet we're top five top five yeah we might do
we got so good yeah so good oh yeah I also got a touch the SUV as well on this
map job us yeah you're ahead of me I don't have that one yet
Oh, wait, maybe, maybe, uh, maybe, maybe it's because you're ugly.
We'll check that.
I'll run the numbers.
I'll run the numbers after I fuck your bussy.
Oh, right after, but right.
I mean, a moment after a moment after starts split.
You're about to twirl on it, professor.
I
Just checked out I'm a little powered boss she was probably level 42 by now. Yeah, but she's
Got no bitches
She's got no bitches excellent point excellent point. Oh, that's why they paid a big much
But she's got no bitches, right?
This race isn't against us in the bitchless this race is against us and the bitch havers
which is a very small group very small group of guys and I'd say we're number one and that's
and that's specific group and that very very specific group he has a wife no that's different
chief fake news that's fake news has to be a different that's that's fake news that's
fake news it's fake news unfortunately precisely precisely precisely uh-huh are we gonna get
the rate this week or? Oh I was hoping for next week actually. Oh okay all right I'll set the schedule.
Set the schedule. Pay to let in. I'm gonna go pay. I'll be back. Okay. Okay you know how I know we're
dying of shit time? Peanut just passed us. Hi, Stuck. Ms. Fall Hunter-Vin has a chance to give
We have a $25,000 computer.
The hell is in a $25,000 computer?
32 gigabytes of RAM, sheesh!
Sheesh!
Well, actually, oh, no, no, no, no.
I forgot what's in it, but we actually had to,
one of our editors has a very expensive computer,
I forgot what's in it. It was like nothing I had ever heard of. It was like
Like all like super crazy stuff
Like it was it was about that much too like 25 30
Well, I've got what's in it. Yeah, like a whole thread ripper. Yeah thread ripper
But it was nothing that would help with video games
It was like I guess I pretty guys I appreciate the 50 90 and like the
9 950 xcd are like the best you can get in the world even if you do spend 30k even if you do have a threat rapper even if you do have
Like other stuff. I don't think it gets any better. I don't think there's anything that it can't do
Yeah, even if you have a block well, which is I think for like
Like companies and stuff and like huge rendering even though I believe that performs worse than a 5090 when it comes to video games
I'm pretty sure
Hmm
Where's double me double me it's been it been like Japan for a month or something or somewhere
Guys slow down oh
Yeah, he's PC was built just for your scene renders and edits. Yeah. Yeah, I know I know I know I I'm mr. Peanut
I'm kind of in tune with that info I know the inside stuff I I know the inside
stuff about literally my guys I'm back I am back I am back I don't know shit
playing the game in English,
everybody kind of all.
Uh, uh, the being the mean to
you again, Pete, you get, it
costs us $2400, get wrecked on
the up charge.
Oh, word, word, word, word,
word, word, word, word.
Uh, just found out
stop words got me that it
pranks me God.
What do they do?
They sold my guy a $30,000 PZ, and it cost him $25,000 a box!
Sounds of bitches.
Sounds of bitches. Sounds of bitches.
Which hut you do another 24 one day boss one day
There we go
All right ambulances ambulance ambulance who we got one up ahead of us
One road
Kind of remember where they all are I don't think I remember
Double if would be cracked at our cop that'd be honest with you, bro
Anyone who hasn't played dark off and opens dark off
By the way, yeah, just getting my thorax almost black the first engage
Yeah
I also very much regret my site choice it seems
Oh
See ambulance. Oh guy. Let's go right. We'll click them. So now we have to be at the same time
Yeah, we go to the resort first I we go was I mean we're gonna be late now. We can go right first fuck it
We're gonna there's two ambulances there anyway, so might as well
I'm trying to sneak up on me, boss.
The only time I had some fucking happy computer stuff was that time I went to Microsenter.
I thought there's clearly fans of the videos on them or with the, like, the screen on them.
And then I got home and one of them had a pig-sever-tazin baby on it.
Which is a really weird place.
Wait, wait, wait, that's not a real story?
That's a real story. Yeah
And it kind of worries me because that was in a new package. It didn't say pre-owned. It didn't say it didn't say use
It was a new
repack of Lee and Lee
screen
Fans and when I got home one of them had a literal picture of someone's Asian baby
I remember I think I'm like dressed up a little like baby suit or something. It was obviously like a family
type photo. It was on one of my shit. It was completely insane. It was completely new set.
I'm fed. So that'll happen. I mean, it did happen. One of the workers at the factory. Yeah,
maybe they just had their, they just like, oh, we gotta test, make sure it works. Let's put
my baby on there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What have you said?
Yeah. No other pictures. Oh, I forgot to be a stack of my ID, by the way.
How many bullets are we working with? Uh, three bags.
Okay. This is literally the last gun I have in my inventory. So let's hope that
you have the aim of a God.
Oh, I do. I do. I do.
Where's the SUV at? That's on the road, right? Or is it not?
Oh my God, the SUV is in the swamp, dude.
Let's go mark it. We're already over here. Let's go mark these. We go back to the swamp.
Oh my God.
And then...
I always get tricked by this every wife.
In the photo, in the picture, it shows up on the road.
You're on low. You're on low.
We got you.
Oh yeah, there's really a person. There's really a person on low.
Are you on the back?
Alright.
I
Oh, he's back in he's back in bars nice
I'm gonna run over here and heal a very broken body
I'm in hell
That's that round for that gun, I think.
What gun are you using?
Or the gun that he had?
I don't know where I'm a little bit too young.
I think that's one of the new ones for this, I think.
Mm-hmm trying to number one
Maybe
For major debate major debate after major debate after major debate after major debate
I heard King Kong is cool
or
What's the city called?
Hong Kong. Hong Kong. I heard Hong Kong school.
I heard Hong Kong.
That place is pretty chill.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
Maybe I'm thinking of something else.
I have one magazine and 13 bullets left. We are super fucked. We have to get out of here. We ought to plant these things to get out of here.
Okay.
Oh, shit!
I got this guy just in the street on the left.
Oh my god.
You're actually dead?
I'm dead. I'm real dead. I'm real dead.
He was all- I went out the door.
He was in the left on the street.
Eeeeh, yeah!
Good work, Todd!
There.
Got a C-Chass.
I'll see if I can get him back, boss.
Thanks boss, thanks boss. I see my MPX is probably worth the MPX.
Okay.
That's a try to good.
Ooh.
I'm just filling up ammo. Give me about the moment.
Can't wait to swap this side out the first chance I get. Oh my god.
I can hate this thing.
Honestly, I will say China's wall is kind of aura.
I was pretty sweet.
That's kind of what I'll give them that.
I will say it loses a little bit of aura for two reasons.
Number one, sometimes it's really tall, like a castle, like you would see in
medieval times. And then sometimes it's literally just like a mud.
And it's gonna be hot.
And the second reason the wall is a little bit of aura is because if you
look at the edge of it in the ocean, you could just take a light swim,
Ten seconds go around you know get right around it. What do you matter? Hmm?
Why'd they build that wall?
I believe it was there's a long long time ago obviously it was like a couple weeks ago
couple weeks
We can hope
Sorry
Yeah, so when China built that wall about a week ago, and he was to keep the Mongolians
out, which I've heard stories of Mongolians, those guys were who those guys were ripping
people apart.
Do you know how Mongolia guy got buried, Mr. Mongolia?
They took him out to a hidden location and then killed everybody who knew the location
of which they took them right almost almost they went out there with a bunch of guys and
like four or six of like his most trusted confidants or whatever and those guys killed
all the people that were at the funeral and then the and then I think the confidants
came back and they killed themselves so out of solidarity so that's not even them could be
torture didn't give out the information you think they were like do you know where he's at
and they were like no i don't oh do you do you know where he's at no i don't i don't i don't
know they killed themselves so they killed themselves i don't think you know i don't
I don't think there were any people asking any questions.
Do you know where they're at?
No.
Oh, I don't.
Yeah, I've been, I'm pretty sure I may have possibly
taken that because I bleed profusely now all the time.
Oh, yep.
Look at that.
Already bleeding again.
Oh, incredible.
Incredible.
If I just went ahead to the extracts, we'd have to mug all this stuff in hand.
Yeah, true.
But it's like the chances that I'm gonna survive.
When I'm-
Are you gonna do this?
With you.
What?
You got this, 100% you got this.
I mean, I'm still trying to fix this bleed.
Still, still bleeding.
Why is there a fix there? What do you use it?
Oh and there goes my arm. My allergic to grizzlies. Oh no there goes, there goes. Oh I just can't
you're moving now I have no arm
Oh, I got another bleed.
Maybe you're allergic to arms?
Maybe.
Not too sure.
Oh, and I'm out of energy.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
Oh that is so great to hear.
Oh, that's...
I don't think it's here, but...
Okay, I'm officially just slow walking out here.
I think you actually had food on you.
Hot rod.
Oh, you did, you boys!
Mm-mm, I'll take it for that Russian.
Mm-mm.
Maybe you're allergic to nipples.
Nipples?
Mm-hmm. I don't think I'm allergic to nipples
Maybe you're allergic to getting bitches. Oh, I got another bleed
Maybe Dr. Janko was not
the move I
Don't
Is that if this is what it actually does this is annoying yep
That is four bleeds in
Three seconds chat saying because I keep sprinting
That would have to be something new to the end of the game. That was never the case.
That would have to be...
Don't sprint. It's because you're sprinting.
Because it's a fresh wound.
Oh, I see what's going on. Holy shit, wait, wait, wait. We never learned this, because it never mattered before Dr. Jankle or whatever.
So I'm getting word that when you run, it opens up a fresh wound,
but we never knew it because once you patch up a fresh wound for the second time,
it permanently closed it and then we won again. So we never learned that.
But now that we have Dr.
Janko, where fresh wounds can never be patched up now,
and every time you sprint, it opens up again.
What the fuck did we put ourselves through for the walk?
That is not good. That is the worst of news.
That's the every fight we get in the moment we get a bleed any time we run we will then bleed again
We fucked up we oh my why did I let you talk me into this luck?
You can't you be sad with talk coins?
Who's your changing? I will swap my
so fast
Baby
Okay
I'm not here. I'm not here. Maybe luck is the reason why we're not getting a bad uh
what's it called? What? Love you baby. A bad allergy. Uh I just got it. I don't know.
Oh wait, luck just might be gun jams.
If that's all it is, I'm removing that immediately.
I thought luck was like when you open containers.
That's what I thought.
You have a chance of getting better stuff.
That's what I thought.
Does anyone actually know if they've released what luck is?
That was what we look like
You he said the perks every sets the account
We really
And I fucked up even more I just turned in all the food and I am currently hungry and cannot buy any crackers
Fantastic fantastic. I
want to die I
I want to die.
I doubt it reset your whole account.
Let me see.
When do you buy this whole reset doozy?
Where do you get this?
Special offers?
I'm bringing you two mags out.
One mag in your gun, a salua, a painkiller, a grenade, ammo,
razor, a headset, untar helmet, and your rig.
Thank you sir. Wait, what is this? I just wanted an executive BMC pack that's 27,600
Darkoids. What is this? I don't know. What is it?
Me look TV upgrade. That's my wife. Oh, yeah. No, no, no.
That's stupid. Um, how do you change?
How do you say how do you how do you change that
Oh, it's a three week wait, Mr. P.
Wonderful.
Battle pass?
Oh, battle pass?
You by chance, potentially.
Re-set seasonal character progress.
Boys, why is everybody in chat telling me
that you've misled me on these perks?
Well...
one guy. You're one one guy.
You're getting one guy. You're
getting one guy. Yeah. One guy.
You're getting one guy. One guy.
One guy. Should I or should I
not reset my character immediately?
No, no, no, no, you're fine.
Let me just give you the full
information. Okay.
Before this wipe and for every
this wipe and for every wipe previous and this is how we just learned when you get a heavy bleed
you then have something called a fresh wound after you fix it right right right right right
not a big deal not a big deal it can be open now that would reopen randomly and then you would heal
it up it would be fixed forever right right right which is how we all thought it worked
when in reality the way it worked today when you've got a heavy bleed and you heal it up
You have a fresh wound and then whenever you sprint it then reopens that wound up to where the then you have to heal it up
But because you have dr. Jekyll
Because you have dr. Jekyll a great doctor wound a great doctor indeed that would open unlimited times every single time
Every single time once you spend so basically once you have a heavy bleeding you patch it up
You can no longer sprint for the rest of that raid without bleeding. Oh
We're talking about the same heavy bleed, like the heavy bleed you've got.
We're talking about the light bleed that you will pretty much bleed out in around a minute.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This still could be worth it, guys, whenever we have situations like this, Zagustin's.
But without it, the white one just has Zagustin.
There's PMC's here.
Jamon?
I mean, that sounds great.
It's going to take a while to have unlimited Zagustin.
Ah, you'll figure it out.
Get back in there, champ.
Get what's a lock, boys.
I mean, remember this.
As long as you're not allergic to Zagustin's, you're fine.
Oh, yep.
I feel about that.
That could be a problem.
That could be a situation.
That could be a situation, indeed.
That could be a big of a situation.
Beautiful.
OK, I guess you won't know that for a little while.
You know what?
I might actually, do we have a Zagustin's?
I can test that out, because if I make
I
Wait not ride just quit I am
Really hungry and you dress back
Yeah, I got you back. Thanks. Thank you sir. Thank you. I am
Pack you take it it's compact for a thingy from their base. I don't the barter and no
I'm sure you got advice.
Wait, what do I need to bring by the way?
You got a lot of myself. Who do I need to bring?
I don't think anything. A therapist is not showing
anything currently. You don't have the, the, the...
It's not even showing me a singular thing
in the therapist's options.
Oh, well, okay, you know what? I'll get you some crackers. I'll get you two packs of crackers
Thank you so much. You're welcome. It's been really hard, boss. I'm just doing my part. Just doing my part. You're welcome, sir
Yeah, you are so welcome. Literally every single trader is showing for me, besides the therapist
Well, maybe, maybe
I mean, did you make an off-brand comment to her?
Did you mention her weight?
Did you ask if she was pregnant?
Did she ask?
Did you call her ugly?
I think I called her ugly.
Maybe you made an off-brand comment there.
I might have.
That could have set her off.
That would, I mean, if you're unkind,
people are unkind to you, that's the golden rule.
That's the golden rule.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Could be anything.
I brought a memo you and peanut have fucked so many people copying you I mean you know
When we really think about it, pick up the amount of the support.
You know what, can I get a one in the chat if you blindly trusted us in leading you astray?
Can I just get a singular one and, oh my God.
P.
You know, but remember we got Dr. Jekyll's to the, we get lucky.
We fucked up so many people, we fucked up so many people.
Guys, all you need to do is have unlimited digestions and not be allergic, and not be
allergic.
And not be allergic to the digestions.
Hey guys, think about it, you got a benefit too.
You got a plus one lock, which we haven't really seen.
We don't know what that does.
We don't know what it does.
But it becomes a big deal.
Well, guys, a 1% chance of becoming a billionaire.
Two weeks from now, two weeks from now,
people are going to be like, oh, my God,
this really cool thing in talk.
But you could only do it with the luck perk.
Wait, maybe luck, maybe luck.
Maybe luck is to deal with Ricochet.
Because Ricochet is lucky.
That's true.
Boom.
Last dance, look at that.
What if Lucky means when you pop an up and down
a shovel up a ding dong stem?
You're luckily not gonna die from it
unless you're allergic.
A hum along a ding along a doomsyn.
Yep.
Skin.
That's exactly what stem, yeah.
Same thing, same thing.
Hasn't helped you yet?
Well, maybe it has.
Maybe you've been searching crates
and getting like what extra item?
You know how they say you don't know
until you know.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
All right, guys, I don't think we've hurt all these good people.
I think we have helped all of these good people.
Bye, guys!
I'm making them lucky now that I drive!
Maybe I don't stand in front of this gun when he's in his inventory.
I was smart.
What is this?
You be a blue?
How about a blue?
What is this? You'd be a blue helmet? Are you...
Is this on purpose so I can shot instead of you?
You didn't even have a helmet. You're fucking welcome.
You're welcome, boss.
Fuck this helmet.
Are you kidding me? That's my last helmet!
No!
Actually, you know what? Wait, wait, wait.
This damage is a light bleed due.
How much does the damage...
It cooks you. It cooks you.
No, no, no, but can it outweigh a public...
No. No.
And bam, boom, you even need us to get it.
One propatol, you're good.
Unless you're allergic to both.
And then God hates you.
We should go up and mark this ambulance.
We have a pretty good spawn for it.
Up at Resort.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I do have a fashion helmet.
And you're wearing a fashion helmet now.
It's just kind of suspicious.
No, you literally said, look, I got a nice lucky hat.
Remember?
Yeah, I'm all I okay now I remember cuz I had to take off my helmet and my head said to put on the look yet
Hey, you're damn right. I said that I do my fucking bastard back. No, this isn't your bastion. I got this one out of my stash
I need stash my fuckable corn stuck working there for a second. It's been a long day boss
But the 13 and a half hours
No stream tomorrow, you must be new here.
Other I could stream for 40 hours straight, which would never happen, but if I did, I'd
be up at 10am that next day, making sure I'm here.
You have reached your voicemail box up, uh, Jimmav, please leave a message after the
tone.
one there's two on the road and then there's one inside of uh the what's it called the much macaw
it's a hugey doozy the who's he doozy yeah apologies apologies oh god yeah yeah yeah yeah
right back to the road please right back to the road fuck everyone here
I don't know about you, but I still choose the luck part. I'm feeling pretty lucky.
Here's the question. Are you going to get on early again tomorrow so we can continue where we left off?
Who per maybe? Perchance? You swear about us? Perchance per maybe, though,
or not as well it depends so really 50 50 we're at 50 50 right now 50 50
I killed her I killed him no I got that I killed him my first bullet I saw I killed
him you didn't know I saw you've literally done nothing ever I'm going
My bullets, I shot that and I bent the bullet like the movie wanted with Angelina Jolie and my ass looked fantastic while I was doing it.
You didn't shoot him. I shot him. I did everything.
The trajectory of my bullet leaving my gun was perfect in every way and I killed him.
Unfortunately, yes, I drew him.
Unfortunately, unfortunately, you were able to read you would have seen through reading the bullet bass of
Don't don't think too hard don't think don't don't think too hard. Careful. It's good. We're careful. It's good
Don't breathe last need to go left
I
Yeah, oh that was a good one you hit that note
You hit that queen oh my god. Yes, you did. Oh my god. Oh my pussy poppin. Oh, yeah, we're a new whip
Did you just hop in it? Oh?
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, my lip got me popping.
My lip got me cool.
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
I'd have to agree, the people who said, oh my god.
It's anybody, it's anybody, it's anybody.
We can say, but she's in the fence.
We're dead.
I'm dead.
I'm in a terrible spot, bro.
Really bad spot.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Really a bad spot for me.
They pushed me, I'm dead.
Need you to pop off right now, Pete.
I'm popping up, Pete.
Popping up, Pete.
I'm popping up, Pete.
Popping up, Pete.
Pete, you haven't tried a bullet yet?
Pete, you still haven't put, you still haven't tried a bullet, Pete.
Oh, I'm working on it!
What's the meaning of it?
Killed one.
I don't know...
Oh no.
You shot me shot a bullet, P.
I'm working on it!
I killed another.
You shot me shot a bullet, P.
What are you laughing at?
I'm going in! I'm going in!
I'm going in!
Oh, sweet heavens!
I killed another P, so you still have no shadowboard, P!
I'm walking out!
I just got naded, P!
I just got naded. I just got naded and you still have no shadowboard, and I'm dead.
I got what I got.
What are you seeing?
You're safe now.
You're safe.
You're safe now.
I saved you.
You're safe now.
I saved you.
I shot every bullet out of all my ammo.
of all my magic. No way that happened.
Where did I do that?
Hunch, hunch, hunch! Is there anybody here?
Hunch, hunch, hunch!
Hunch, hunch! Hunch, hunch, hunch! Is there anybody here?
I'll be here!
Oh, he's right.
Oh
Fish I did I did
I did I did I did I did punch punch
Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm the best. Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm the best. What is that?
Holy shit. Oh my god.
Seize!
Look, look, we're in Japan.
Nyaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Look, oh my god.
Holy crap.
Dude, hunch, you gotta see what I just got.
Hunch, hunch, hunch.
I
Touch that
Don't give a season we got that new is that new that's gotta be new
That's got that that has to be about it right now that has to have been added really really recently that news
That's that luck thing, probably.
I'm sure you got to come over here and see us. Look at this.
I'm just...
Where the hell's Hunter?
Where the hell is he?
I'm just not without the nanny stuff.
I bet he's...
I bet he's over there hiding over there probably.
He's about to scare me.
Oh, yeah, I bet...
Oh my goodness. I'm gonna speak up on him. I'm gonna speak up on him. I'm gonna figure out where he is. I'm gonna stream him so he knows where he is.
The reason he can't scare me.
I'm back. Sorry. I had to had to just relock in. What were you saying? P. Oh, yeah. No,
I was I was just mourning your loss. I was mourning. I was mourning your loss with my my comments here
So we were just a couple of questions if you don't mind answering them. Yeah, yeah
My kids, they were birthed, they went to school,
they graduated high school, went to college,
got a degree in multiple things, went past our college,
grew their own families, and you didn't shoot a single bullet
in the entire time.
It was a complicated situation.
It was a very complex, very fragile situation.
There was diplomacy, there was movements
that had to be made.
It was it.
You understand there was a lot of decisions that we made very quickly, very quickly they
had to be made.
Very quickly they had to be made.
And I was the one that had to make those decisions.
The tomato peep.
Yeah, I'm gonna go watch the bot.
And if you were looting while I was in literal fucking hell, I'd gotta be pissed.
I'm just, I'm gonna go and watch.
If you didn't kill 19 people, I'm gonna be hot!
I'll be back!
Oh, you're gonna jump out of the-
AHH!
It's anybodies, it's anybodies, it's anybodies!
It's a really bad spot for me.
I'm popping up, I'm popping up!
I'm popping up!
I killed another. You still haven't shot a bullet, P?
What are you laughing at?
I'm going in! I'm going in!
I'm going in!
Oh, we haven't...
I killed another P. You still have not shot a bullet, P?
I'm walking out of the house!
Don't you run away!
I just got knaded. I just got knaded. I just got knaded. You still have time for it. And I'm dead.
No, I'm going! I got what I got.
No, you're safe. You're safe now.
You're safe.
I see you. I see you.
I see you. I see you. Don't worry. You're safe now. You're safe now. I see you.
He wasn't looting I will I will give him that he wasn't looting
Was he doing really anything?
No, no he wasn't but he wasn't looting you know did he did was he the one
Who stabbed me in the neck with a knife?
No!
Did he sell the knife to the guy who did?
Potentially.
Did I just...
Did I just catch a teabag out of my peripheral?
Was that... was that his nut sack slapping on my chinny chin chin?
What's that?
All right, I'm gonna stand up I'm gonna walk this one out
You're gonna get on out of here. I got huts just...
God!
I would say I'm a hutch.
I'll just give it back to him. I think he's having a rough time.
He's having a rough time. We'll give him...
We'll pretend like this is my home.
Uh, hutch mad and gotta walk it off.
Listen, I'm totally fine with being nice to huts,
because of the situation, but let's not...
Let's not...
I, myself, pretend he's not rolling around.
Let's just be realistic here for a second.
We can be nice without lying. That's not necessary.
There, we're all adults here. We're all adults here.
We can speak openly and candidly.
Uh, mmm, uh, mmm.
Waddle, waddle. Maybe he's waddling.
I'm just waddling it up. It'll be us.
He waddles me. Waddle, waddle, waddle.
And he just walked up to the machine helmet stand
and said to the leader, run to the stand.
Hey, bum, bum, bum.
Got my badge and helmet?
And he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle.
Oh, shit.
Oh, look at me.
One big thing.
What do we think?
A quick tomato delivery.
A tomato delivery.
I got snacks that I feel better.
Let me tell you, I can tell you anything.
I'll eat shit off the floor.
And even I can tell the difference between these tomatoes
and store-bought tomatoes.
Yeah, good.
He is fantastic.
That's barbecue, that's good.
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Penel, Hey, Penel, you mind answering this question for me?
Why is it that I get back into my seat and my entire chat is saying waddle, waddle, waddle.
Cause I know that I didn't just get raw-dogged by a girthy man from behind, lose everything
that is near and dear to me, need my friend in a dire situation to be abandoned for him
to crack a fucking fat joke as I get up.
You're lucky I've got some snacks to make me feel better.
I got a job done.
I'm sitting, I'm sitting.
I got the job done.
I got some tomatoes. I got some tomatoes.
I hope you choke on those fucking tomatoes.
Don't worry, I got some big kind of tomatoes.
That's the truth. It's the truth.
It's the truth.
I got by the way I got your uh gone and you are I should have it and and I be
armor and I do armor and I do armor and I've had phones no don't tell me you
left the headphones please please God I come to you today to ask you please you
You got my headset, boss.
You got my headset.
You got my, I'll get my headset.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
I got the, mm, it smells delicious.
I got a fork in for you, boss.
Don't you worry.
I'll shoot up to see you, boss.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Also,
It's really brave boys, actually, right?
Would you like to know what I died to?
Hey, go ahead.
So, a grenade
Was thrown perfectly at my head. I dodged the first one. Oh, that was those close
Well close one after I killed two
Starts a second grenade
Landed in the exact same perfect spot
Dodged it, but that was a close one did a little damage did a little damage my entire body was read
I was on live support
and sadly
The hunger got the best of me and I died to starvation.
So thank you so much for the two stacks of crackers that you brought me.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Anytime anytime now anytime. I am gonna ask is there a chance
You have any more food you might if I bump a tomato
Would you mind? Oh?
No, I don't mind at all. Unfortunately, the tomatoes are not transferable to the game. Let me um
Let me how long how far we leave them. I mean we're almost a flea market. Anyway, we're so close
We're so close
Oh great news I can buy some crackers fantastic that's great news great news
Oh, so I've got a gun mags
Helmet a headset armor with the rig you just need to be extra ammo boss and some heels. Okay. Okay. Was I using five five six?
Yes, five five six. Yes
Right, I got I don't know if I'm getting one guy, but I saw guys here officer was back
Really
I don't know. I'm gonna get one guy. You might be getting one good and get one guy
I feel like that officer was back you'd come in here first
We check
Yeah, I got one guy I got one guy
All right, okay, okay.
Oh my God, gimmick reset is a cap.
Wait, actually?
Maria.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh no.
Holy crap.
Wait, well, wait, well, wait.
Can we do something?
Can we have my chat and your chat go over there
and say that we were trolling him
and that the original, whatever the hell,
wasn't that bad after all?
We gotta tell him how to word it.
That way it's all like.
Yeah, yeah, you coach.
You coach.
Especially to word that guys.
They were joking.
Dr. Jenkins doesn't do what he said.
He was joking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dr. Jankle.
Dr. Jankle doesn't do what Peanut said.
It's completely fine.
situation is fine. That's perfect. That is perfect. And I am opening up his chat.
I bought one. I bought one. Yup. Figured out their perks are peak. This
is, this is, they sent you over here. Ah, dammit. They sent you over here. No, no,
Chats moving way too fast. They sent you over here to say that and it only confirms.
It only confirms. This isn't natural chat. This is unnatural chat. My chat doesn't move this
fast, which means that you are directed here. You came here by orders. Everything was fine.
No need to reset, that's fake, fake news.
Fake, fake.
You know this whole chat's in here telling me
that it was all a joke, we didn't need to reset.
Which means it's definitely, definitely wasn't a joke
and we definitely needed to reset.
They were kidding, they were not kidding.
What the hell? Hold on a damn minute. Dude, I we're going to
that you were directed here. I've got you. He got us immediately.
I got you. He got us immediately. Let's look at the bright side.
Let's look at the bright side. We wasted an hour of this time.
You know, that's right. That's right. That's what's most important.
That is what's most important. If you remember one thing,
It's to remember that.
It's to remember that, that's right, that's right.
Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely.
It wasn't for nothing.
We still miss-
By the way, I literally cannot get you more food.
It's okay, I'm at 50% energy and it's climbing.
I actually do have a little bit more food,
but it's gonna be a me situation.
It's certified me situation.
For health purposes.
All right, let us proceed. Let us proceed.
Also, last thing, and I already do, I know you're eating your tomatoes.
I'm eating my rice cakes. We're in flow state right now.
But just in case there really is any confusion.
This is another second time.
Whenever I say peanut, dear God, help me, peanut, dear God, help me, please.
Do we we understand what that means, right?
Mm-hmm. Okay. Let you starve to death in the middle of battle
Okay, okay
Okay, good usually a rice cake doesn't really fill your mouth up that much. You sure there's the rice cakes. Yep
cheesy rice cakes
Oh, huh. Is that what uh gondi ate?
Mm-hmm. They were gondi ate while aligning his truckers on top of the mountain was cheesy rice cakes. Mm-hmm
I don't get it, I do not get it.
Don't get it, you fat ass.
Okay, okay, all right.
All right.
That's a pot called the kettlebacca way of the zip.
Yup.
Well, you ain't no pot and I ain't no kettle.
Oh, I don't even know what that means.
You're a peanut and I'm a...
I mean, there's a new pot.
I mean, you ain't no pot and I ain't no kettle.
Oh, I don't even know what that means.
You're a peanut and I'm a...
I mean, there's a new pot.
There's a new man. I mean, I mean, what is it?
I mean, what is it new past?
Or was the past?
I don't know.
Hmm.
Really standing.
No, he's a thing.
I don't know.
Nope.
One guy listened to no one.
Oh, okay.
Didn't mind it.
I've been, I've been properly one guy.
I've just seen one guy.
And quite well, like,
What?
Mm-hmm.
White well.
It was well done.
Let me see any tomatoes.
Mm.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah?
Oh, real good.
Oh.
You can rob the garden of Eden.
Let me see that.
This is the other soup it better.
I'll have a piece out.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Oh, cherry tomatoes?
Is there something that's cherry tomatoes?
These are just cherries and then tomatoes.
Oh, cherry tomatoes, they get just small tomatoes, right?
I don't know.
Yeah.
They're little tight tomatoes, yeah.
The best tomatoes is fried green tomatoes.
Oh, fried green tomatoes?
Mm-hmm.
You ever had it?
Yeah, so usually when you're eating a vegetable,
yeah.
It's for health purposes.
You don't deep fry it.
You know, come on your communists and just say so.
You're an industry plant by the communists and we get it.
We all hear it was just approached on the street one day by a gentleman in a
black suit and he had sunglasses on.
His name was Vladimir because the sun wasn't very bright that day.
And he said, I need you to be a peanut on the internet and
and I said, well, okay.
I mean, if that's what I gotta do, then that's what I kind of gotta do, I mean, so
And what's your opinions about the Russians?
Yeah, I mean, this is Daley Altsman, the Putin's caucus you
She's a great guy
She's a great guy, guys, I'm told to say that by my CIA handlers, so do not
Don't forget that, just write it down at the out to do whatever and we'll be back tomorrow
Whatever the shit
Another announcement
Um
Fried fruits what that's what I was saying, dude. I'm seeing if you're gonna eat a
If you're gonna eat something as bad, you just don't know what you're talking about
Just eat a chocolate cake or something don't mix fruits in there because then you just go in half
Oh, no, no, no, because you guys you're just not you're just not red next
You're just not red next and that's why I'm on top of like a milk shit. That's why I don't put
That's why I don't if you know what a pizza is because if you're gonna
Understand how good a fried green tomato is
Okay, it's un-American. Sure. It's okay. I mean, uh, you know
You city folk you'll you'll figure it out in time
And in time just cuz we don't round hogs and yell racial slurs
You fucking hell Billy. I know what a good dessert is. I know I can tell you a good dessert
I can tell you really heavy with each work. You're gonna hit me with the H bomb
Billy are you kidding me?
Call the police get him arrested. Welcome to the UK bitch. I
Get him arrested. He offended me
You posted that on Facebook. They put you in prison. They probably would that's why I don't live that's why I don't live there
That's specifically I would be in jail for probably a lot of the stuff at least 10 years
Yeah, at least 10 years at least 10 years. Thank God. Thank God
right
Damn right. We're good people you damn right fear you damn right. We are the best people the best people maybe a couple
Racists, you know
Yeah, no, there's always bad apples always bad
Right
Oh yeah, you heard that they made weed,
a phallody in Texas.
Wait, actually?
Yeah.
What was that?
That's crazy.
I think that's really reason-like.
Oh, I got one, hey.
Wait, is that actually true?
I did show.
Like, is it like the same level of getting caught
with cocaine?
Yeah, it's like actually worse than every other drug,
I believe.
Oh, my.
It's the schedule one or whatever.
Oh my, I did not know that.
They got, I only, well, I mean, it's kind of crappy
and I don't really like it,
but I only spoke with Delta H, whatever I do do it.
I just, you know, watch every couple of months,
but I spoke to the manufacturer.
You know, here, whenever you go to get a medical,
you walk in to a place that is literally called
the weed doctor and they go, what's wrong with you?
You say, oh, my back's hurting there.
Stop.
Here's your car.
Enjoy yourself.
And that's it.
Don't get into illegal too now?
Yeah, that's a CBD extract, I think.
Or some shit.
I'm not a podhead.
I don't really know the ins and outs.
He meant Delta, whatever.
20.
You guys wouldn't know.
It's really different.
Yeah, you guys wouldn't know what that is.
I just go to the toilet.
He meant a vape.
That's what he's saying.
He got me.
I'm going to the slumber.
MGG's in the chat.
We got him.
It's over.
Oh my gosh.
Peter.
Oh my gosh pee I found peas I'm safe I know whatever I
I only do like once every couple months, but I know whatever I do
Was at least legal at the time I did it because I would just go into the like a base or whatever
I'm assuming you can't sell it if it's illegal
Yeah, don't think you're wrong
Someone's outside
You're the real person.
Oh, shit, oh shit.
Always going up to the roof.
Is that a movement?
Oh, he's right, oh, he's right.
He went back in the admin.
He see me?
He went back to admin.
He's there.
Huh?
Did you just go kill him?
Yeah.
Oh, let's go get him.
I'm going in.
I
Was you
Are you ready? Yeah me running across
I would have says I don't know you or you keep with these much
No way he went to use that quick
You know how to do it without a stamina
You know the staircase I think part the bathrooms
I think he's up in the staircase.
I think he might be right here on first floor.
That was a scav. It was a fucking scav.
No, no, no. The person that jumped in there could have been a scav.
Oh, you're scav?
I think he's originally. No, no, no. The scav would be here yet.
So we need to clear up top, maybe.
Wait, hold up, wait.
I'll tell you, the guy we saw run couldn't have been a scab or whatever.
I hear you, Pete. Hello? Does anyone hear? I say fuck this guy. I'll put it on the question.
Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. We're wasting time.
This is a ticket to the Pete. Damn, you got an attack back that call?
Yeah, I got one of the guys over to the sink.
I'm cooking, boss.
Yeah, I should have been able to lose this room, but wait, hold on.
Wait, how many, uh, vans do we want?
We bought two, right?
We need the two on the road. We need the two on the road at the X-ray.
Oh.
Gosh, boss, okay, gosh.
Oh, a minute! A minute!
No fucking...
Oh, my...
Gosh.
I wouldn't have even been happy for you.
Can I be honest?
Oh, well, that's everything.
I wouldn't have even been happy for you.
That's everything I did, man.
Just being honest.
Oh, Lennox!
Gotcha.
Bitch.
You outside?
Yeah, I'm going to the road, boss.
I'm starting to get into the road. We gotta get moving.
Okay, okay, okay.
We've been done so long, like four times, so I've got to stress that we're losing progress, boss.
in progress and an alarming fate. An alarming rate. They are making us look like fools. I mean imagine
we're probably only like like 10 quests above landmark now. Yeah. Think about it. We used to be 40
quests in front of landmark. Now we're only like 10 quests in front of landmark. I don't know.
I have to have the other sheet man shot.
They're good distance ahead of me, Peter, so you know.
I
That you at the gas station
No, I pass you as he's way past it. I'm right. I'll make
Okay
No, I think there's cheese just right past her. Oh
God she got you take care of that fella
I'm gonna keep going
Well, I think the bosses might still be a hundred percent because we would see a lot of boss a lot of bosses
we got to gilla twice for shawla twice and
End for once mr. Sadie bussy, but they can just
They could just turn it up for seasonal like they're not supposed to be uber rare like they are in regular park
off, you know
I'm peeping forward. I'm peeping forward.
Here's the one I'm going. I need someone in this house to be a person.
The shots?
I need to go get...
Alright, the far one.
The far one?
Yeah, far one, far one, far one.
I need someone inside. I'm right outside the wall. I'll get inside.
Alrighty, I'm coming.
We're talking for...
We're talking for some reason.
I'm inside.
Huh?
Come on, come on, come on.
that guy was huge that guy was huge I got hot nice good war 24 already 24 what
is that you ready by that you're about yeah me running up you know what he
is mess I'm I splattered guys brains over the wall how was he level anywhere
Already that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying
Don't worry. I thought you can't much again. We're gonna lose it. Yeah, it's kind of me. Oh
Not much
It was a scab
I'm kind of on a different level, I can't listen to you.
Don't listen, liar, scav.
Those are CIA agents. That's who killed Jonathan Kennedy.
That's what a CIA agent would say.
What do you call me a CIA agent?
That's exactly what I'm saying.
We're not going to the swamp we went up I haven't survived a raid in an hour and a half
I am hitting these and all that all head on over to the front is idea real quick
We have a good privacy class, you stay on top.
We have grinders, you be grinding the whole day.
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit, I want shit, I want shit!
Obviously, dad.
Oh, that's not good, that's not good for me.
It's all that rugged me.
Well!
What?
Two.
That'll happen.
Level four.
Wow.
We'll try that five times.
Team with an SR 25.
Yup.
Six prestige.
How about you work on getting six friends next?
Or six bitches.
Six.
Six prestige.
Six.
Go on, son.
I think I've been defeated. I think I'm defeated. I have no food. I can't buy any crackers. I've
I've lost all my guns.
I've lost what I want to live.
I can't get in there.
Lost everything.
I think it's going to be good for me.
What, you're getting off?
What?
So it's grind time.
We've got to step up all the other streamers.
I have been, I have not survived a raid in two hours.
I have been built, eaten, robbed, and brutally murdered multiple times, and left behind.
multiple occasions.
What about...
Hunts we can't get off till Kappa.
No sleep till Kappa.
That's...
No boss.
It's grind time. This isn't goofing around time.
This is...
I have been on for...
I have been on for
14 hours, T.
14.
14 hours of
nothing but pain.
But pain. Nothing but pain.
The pain's out of the fun, I'm stuck.
How can a car battery up to this much while you're jerking off?
You have to find the shot, you just have to find it.
Come on, Miss John. Come on. Say it for a night. We got this. We got this.
Don't give up yet. Pump another adderall. I mean, uh, vitamin.
Medical tonic, medical tonic, medical tonic.
Pop a quick medical tonic and we got, and we got this!
We got this!
You know, honestly, you kind of a bitch.
If I had Adderall right now, I would be up for a week!
Get there, Adderall!
I
We how will you have one trader level to this?
Me that's it for me. I can't that's it for me. That's it for me. I've been defeated. I'll be back again tomorrow
I'm out of here. I can't I
can't I
can't
I will make sure I get on early tomorrow and grind my balls off so I can catch up
By the way, I don't know if you notice this but they've been traders 10 times harder to level up
Level two on mechanic is point six
Max level last one
Yes, there's gonna be here grinding this judge just go back
I don't know that are you playing tomorrow night? Or are you getting on early? I'll play tomorrow night. I play tomorrow night. Yeah
Yeah, all right. I will see you tomorrow night
Godspeed mr. Godspeed. Have a great. I hope you do nothing, but when
Thank you.
I will die relentlessly.
Yes, you will.
Good night.
Kat, I love you.
Guys, I am so tired.
I'm going to be honest.
I overestimated my abilities.
I can only be beaten so many times before I am so tired that I just want to die.
I love you.
I appreciate you.
I'll make sure I get some good sleep tonight, and we will be back tomorrow
Thank you guys so much for chilling whoever said not a man of your word
You can literally choke on my ballsack as I'm deep in that shit. I love you
Good night everybody have a wonderful rest of your day, and I will see you guys tomorrow morning. All right, much love everybody
I appreciate you guys dudes