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I'm not going to lie, whoever voted black shirt, I literally had one in my hands this
morning because you know I like to accompany the camo hat with the black shirt.
And I switched my mind.
I changed my mind.
I changed my mind.
I changed it.
I changed my mind.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Fix the green screen.
What?
What's happening?
You liar!
It's fine!
You piece of shit.
Good morning.
I'm not muted.
Die.
Die.
End game.
Yeah, I know, I know.
We don't.
We don't have Nick today.
We don't have him.
We don't have him.
It is what it is.
He's over there, pump faking an injury, you know?
He's pump faking an injury.
He's a piece of shit.
And all of you, next time he's around,
should most definitely sling a slur in his chat.
It is what it is.
You might as well.
At this point, okay.
At this point, okay.
Whatever.
Send it.
Send it.
Sorry, I'm trying to get the, there we go.
Beautiful, there we go.
Now I can see what's happening.
Loverjack thinking for the 53 months,
M-O-M-G-S Wicked, how's her wheel daddy, dark?
Huffspring, he's definitely German.
Bessie and McNashtern, thank you all for the subs, boys.
Kiru thinking for the three months,
that tiered Tizzle, and Lep thinking for the three months.
Yeah, yeah, that is what it is. Man, I tell you, I ain't never had so many pissed off
virgins yelling at me. Then after I posted the tear list, the bitchless, the motherfuckers
that ain't seen the sun since Vietnam, the basement dwellers, chicken nugget, and joyers,
which mean as well.
I mean, my God, you would have thought
I'd said something political.
Oh my goodness.
You would have thought I was making fun of Sleepy Joe
or something on Twitter.
People were losing their minds.
Talking about Trump's hair or something.
I mean, I opened up Twitter and oh my gosh,
people were fucking losing it.
I almost posted a picture of my nipple
to calm the crowd, you know?
That's just a way to do it.
But I did it, I withheld.
I withheld.
I'ma let all of everybody lose their minds
and see the little bit.
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Shit, I, what the fuck?
Where is that?
Alerts, there.
Oh, Gav, bro, I can hear the alerts today.
The system fixed the alerts as well nice nice. Sorry. I'm late. I had a lift today. No big deal
I'm getting jacked in the gym
Guys, I'm not gonna lie
I'm a pussy it is what it is. Ah dudes, I'm telling you man. I could lift more
whenever I was fucking 16 years old then I can lift now it is sad it is so sad I
go into the gym dude now obviously I've had my fair share of injuries and not
doing Jack dig for three years we'll do that to you but oh my god dude I'm
I'm sitting there and the guy I'm working out with,
you know, we're doing like shoulder press.
He got a 45 on each side with the straight bar
and he's just fucking pushing it above his head.
And I'm like, I could do that.
I love you, but.
Hey!
Ah, okay.
All right, I'll just do the bar.
I'll just, I'll just do the bar.
I'll just do the bar.
I can't lift it.
I can't lift it.
I'll just I'll just do the bar. It is what it is. It is what it is
Then we go to this one. I mean this motherfucker. He's doing shit
Like he got us doing a shoulder press with dumbbells and then we come down and then we twist it and we touch the dumbbells
And I'm trying to touch the dumbbells and my titties are
Like brake pads, so I got a push
Yeah
Push I gotta get over the nipple
It dude is the worst. It's the worst, bro
The Arnold press well Arnold must not have nipples because I got a lot of drag and resistance on the Arnold press
I mean holy shit. Oh
My gosh, did he just say his titties are breakpads courage get the fuck out of here mods
get him out
Band courage JD it is what it is
It is what it is
Hutch why did you sit on Nick's internet mods?
Have him accompany JD on the way out, please
sons of bitches I
Just realized
Ozympic is in the background on this picture
All right, morning's ruined
Gameplay today, so we don't have Nick
Nick, Nick is gone.
Why does your right nipple look pierced on the background?
I hate my dad, I hate my mom.
I hate my dad. I hate my mom cuz bro I'm just doing Screamo on the weekends. Alright, leave
me leave me alone. Good Q though. Propulsion goods to the channel. I'm doing Screamo on
the weekends, man. You know, streamer by day sitting in a nursing home that's been closed
down in a in one of the rooms yelling screamo while everybody punches each other in the
evening time. It's just a way to do it. And some foreclosed on mall. Oh man. You have
a home gym? No, I go to the gym. I ain't going to the gym. I wouldn't even say what
I'm doing is gym. It's more like an orangutan that broke out of the zoo trying to throw
throw things around you know that's the best way I can tell you what I look like in there
and everybody just stares at me I mean dude it's like they've never seen Chewbacca before
you know I don't get it
there must be something wrong with the thumbnail could have sworn Hutch's agile and petite
Ain't that the truth?
No lies have been read.
No lies have been read.
That is the truth.
That is the truth.
Let's watch some clips.
Jesus Christ!
Goodbye, Ears.
That's tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
Oh, shit.
Yo, bro, I'm so fucking excited, dude.
I am so excited, dude!
I cannot wait.
I cannot wait.
I cannot wait.
Where'd my pants go?
You can come and get them later, you can come and get them later.
That's exciting, not that exciting.
We have to do the update at 11 AM EST.
So what, an hour?
What time does this drop, do we know?
already live. Okay, got you.
What time is the game show?
2pm, how long is the game show going on for? Is it two hours? The game show is two hours long?
Two hours max, got it. Damn Daniel!
is about to begin. Let's review here for a moment. Team Man is made up of four competitors.
Our first runner is Daniel R. Tram.
Touch is the poster boy for O'Zembe. That doesn't make any sense though. He would have
to be losing weight for them to be true.
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
DAMN IT, DEJAY!
DAMN YOU!
AND HIS HORSE SHIT!
Don't get me there, shouldn't say that.
Oh my gosh, he's gonna see that and be mad at me.
He's not that fat.
Yeah, he's just really...
big bones, right?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I drink a lot of milk, growing up.
I got a I got a robust figure robust not fat. I got up the teeth robust
dense bone and we were fat shaming in 2026
On to no hutch real height and weight dude hutch is so tall
I feel like when I look at hutch, he's literally like three feet taller than me. I'll tell you five three and a half
An average height for a gnome.
Next clip!
Look at this hot woman company.
They sell air purifiers and-
NO!
I don't want to watch this shit!
Make me question what type of fucking water I'm drinking and air I'm breathing- NO!
He's Subway, silly goose.
What the f**k?
Tell me the funny is f**k.
Shhh.
I don't know how that is.
Get ready boys.
Now don't be joke, I am the best.
Get ready hold hold
Hold hold hold hold
Go go go go go go go go go go go go
Oh my god!
GO GO GO GO GO!
Oh shit!
My name is Dom and these are the best War Dogs moments.
Yeah, yes, you're home!
Hey, what the hell happened?
No!
I just totally forgot, if you do the hands up, Emil, if you're gonna out, it's gonna
be a waste of time.
I might have just thrown my gun at such a motherfu-
Oh that was so cool!
Oh my god what the fuck!
Yeah, you gotta buy one in the base for $2500 and then...
How do I turn off the...
Oh, I got my death mode on.
Ha!
You look so beautiful today.
Like a Greek statue.
But not the fat ones.
They're nice, skinny goddesses.
Like...
Oh, shit.
I don't know the names of them.
Are you a damn good one? I love you
damn
Sorry
Couldn't resist
Watch this watch this is gonna be the best landing
I'm in there.
Yeeeeh, I'm in there!
Yeah!
Yeeeeh!
Really well.
come on, I think I'm gonna die
What you guys are about to see, you don't try at home.
Watch this shit.
Niner, niner, this is going to be hutch taking flight in the air.
Clear the airways.
I'm going up.
You're going to be all clear, hutch.
You're going to be all clear.
Take lift off.
Make sure not to just hold on your D-pad and fly into the wall.
Yeah, not a lot of them.
I'll just change my bindings.
Yeah.
We'll cut you back, what's that?
Yep.
Oh, my fucking god.
Don't shot helicopter pilot.
I killed the helicopter pilot.
You killed the pilot and the passenger, you sick bot!
I just got another double kill. I did. I saved it but I should've...
Oh my god...
Bro!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahaha!
I don't want to!
The way my brain works, bro. I'm telling you, bro. I'm a fucking genius, bro.
yeah man
I'll be dropped off sir.
Uh, preferably not in front of the enemy.
Okay, we'll pull up here into the fog and drop you off.
Beautiful.
Alright, that's the enemy by the way.
for real do not crash this for i spent
sixteen hundred dollars
dude there's an enemy help where are you dude that's out of the enemy zone
oh my god why did i get in this why did we get in this
oh wait we're red team wait these are our guys oh dude we're safe
I'm in oh my gosh, this is my first time. Sorry
Is this game good?
You're hitting the other guy
He just killed this guy.
No, you didn't. You killed the guy.
I don't think you did.
Are you sure? Oh, yeah, he is dead.
Jump!
He's piecing his shit!
Bro, I'd be losing my fucking mind on these guys!
I did too. I'm down 7k.
If you're looking for an insanely risky way to end $30, you can try this.
I really hope this guy lands come on come on
It's too far away you might come back around now
See I'm gonna be honest I've seen this clip the impressive part isn't the fact that he
hit the shot that's impressive but it's the fact that he let him fly farther and
gamble that he would turn around and it actually happened
Oh my gosh, it's Katniss ebony!
I don't know what to do with this guy
He has money
He wants money
I don't need this anymore
I see a good spot to land, boys. Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
I see a good spot, boys.
Shit.
$19,000?
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
Everyone's bordering and blasting people just to pop some great new...
With the tail broken it was either gonna be a miracle or certain death.
I don't think there is one down here.
I'm on the advanced.
Yeah, let's fucking go!
Let's go, baby!
Yeah, that's actually insane that he caught that.
That is so hard.
Si!
I need the ammo!
He just busts one, he just...
He just jerk his shit out of excitement.
Oh
Okay bite
That's a good guy
Oh
Oh my god. Wait, what is it, Drac?
What are you saying, Drac?
Me, you, and Sim? Oh, sweet god help me. Sure.
I'm good. I'm good. Good.
God help us. I'm down.
Yo, is this real? Is that real?
Much good.
to come here you sucker oh yeah I forgot hi hi oh yeah I forgot about that if you
guys want to run trios I can get it but I don't I don't need to stay on listen
nobody hurt my feelings bro I think it's it's fucking insane guys I streamed for
eight and a half hours yesterday which is supposed to be my max I was gonna end
after eight and a half hours he asked me hudge come and play I said okay sure
I'll play for an hour max. Okay, sounds good. I get in the discord right after I get in the discord everybody acts like oh
Hutch is here. Well, I guess we can play one game with hutch to make him feel better. I
Didn't even want to fucking play I was there because I thought that they wanted to play with me
But if they didn't want to play with me that is completely fine. I street for eight and a half hours. I
Was more than okay with getting off
I mean bro, that, I don't even know how to explain it.
I feel like anybody who shows up or plays games with their friends in any way shape
and form, if you go into the Discord and you can tell that your friends already have plans
and it wasn't with you, why the fuck would you stay in the Discord and play?
Oh, mate, no sense.
We're live over the 405 southbound, just past Culver. That, yes, is a full-grown man's wedge.
He gave you a child's plastic car, leading this pursuit.
That's to say, he took it from a backyard.
Gav?
Who is this?
This is Ali!
Yeah.
Yeah, I ranked him a little lower than he should have been.
Yeah, hey man.
That'll happen.
Mistakes happen.
So, he's not even wearing a helmet.
I had no idea Ali gets no bitches, bro.
I didn't know him like that.
I didn't know he hasn't seen the sun in nine years, hasn't touched the grass in ten.
I had no idea.
I had zero clue who this man was.
We gonna run it back.
Already he has in 13 seconds done something
that I don't think I could ever really do,
which is run off of a balcony
onto the other fucking balcony
in the staircase.
In 13 seconds he has already
Done something that I can't comprehend let's continue
Okay
He swings this has the fastest ADS. I think I've ever seen
Instantly one taps a guy that was desync this guy dies
Dead he's already dead. He's already dead. Jesus. He's coming. You know
Already gone, Lord take care of him. One dropped, one shot, one kill. Then after just seeing
another man, he then takes the right-hand angle. Just a casual splinter application.
Does a 360, just to show it off. And then doesn't care if the guy is holding a right-hand peak,
Sprint's straight in. Pre-angles the right hand hold, pre-fires it, it's the dude in
the face but he takes it. Knows there's another guy, runs into the room, gambles
that there's no one inside of the power room because there's no reason for them
to be in there. Runs out, runs right back to the same angle! Lord, he's coming!
We'll smell ya, two down.
Hip fire, 30-eyed dead.
At this point, the five-stack is currently shitting their pants.
Hip fire kills the guy while ADS-ing, instantly snaps to number four.
We'll smell ya, he is out of ammo.
loads knows that four is dead and the last one at maximum it can only be one
more runs past the right hand peak gets information runs straight into the door
ready to pre-fire this left-hand swing decides no thanks just kidding no thanks
I mean, Jesus Christ.
All right, peanut, where's peanut at?
See, like, again, like peanut could absolutely be a sweat.
In a different world, peanut could be a chad sweat, but he is not an S tier sweat.
Honestly, I would say when it comes to peanut these days, I feel like he's like down here.
I'm not gonna put him on E because E is like again grandma in the kitchen, huh?
I was watching lemon tree
Grandma in the kitchen
And he was making a tar cob sweat list
S tier through like E tier or something and he rated us
The lowest of the tier list. So you know what? I made my own tier list. I even made my thumbnail
Let me show you here's mine. You see that? Hotches in A
a bb's and b's and Gus and Gus where?
Lemon's biggest accomplices.
Lemon's basically the same man.
He is in the trice.
He is in the trice.
He's on the T-less.
That's what I think.
That's what I think.
He is just as guilty as Lemon.
He is just as guilty as Lemon.
He is his partner and his brother.
He told him where to put me on the T-less.
That son of a bitch.
So he's staying in the trash.
I'm here.
Look at that his partner and crying
Must that's what?
What's this supposed to be?
I heard that your little partner crime made a
Tealist today of talk of sweats. Oh
You don't know no, no, I you know, I I intentionally try to distance myself from anything he does
Let me tell you something not this time you will pay for his crimes. You will be yes
You know I just associate he has the worst tier list. I've ever seen
Yeah, well, how about you touch made the people's choice voting Pina and s for the fans, bro
Okay, let me pull up the list
Let me pull up the list and let me explain something because I got a lot of a lot of heat a lot of heat for this
I don't have X. I can't show the jealous listen
It is very simple. 99.9% of the time you are watching Peanut. He is actively not trying
to win. He is actively trying to entertain. 99.9% of the time Peanut is running around,
throwing his life away, tactically dying over and over and over and over again. And the
The less smart individuals in here, the active retarded in here, look at that gameplay and
say he's bad, he's not good at the game, he's just, he's terrible.
When in reality he would much rather entertain his audience that he is streaming in front
of than sweat his dick off and impress them with pure skill.
That's just not what he does and it has never been how he streams, at least since I've known
But the moment that peanut is in a competition or in a competitive setting, especially in the game of Tarkov, the guy levitates.
The guy levitates instantly. And anyone who tries to say anything different than that, please, I beg you to go watch him play in the tournament.
the tournament that didn't even look like the same fucking person bro. Like it's just he is one of
those guys that whenever he's in a tournament setting he turns the fuck up and it's not just in
this game. He doesn't in all the games when we were in the AT&T tournament he turned the fuck up
and call of duty. Whenever he does the AVI tournaments he turns up in the AVI tournaments
Who are we played against them there and the battlefield tournament that we played in he turned up in the battlefield tournament and outfrag
literally two pro warzone call of duty players
So you'd say I
Understand what you guys are saying if you just watch his streams and you turn them on at 10 o'clock at night
And you see I'm running around with a pistol like a dumb fuck. Yes
I understand what you're saying
but the reality of it is is if he wanted to and if he wanted to sweat his living dick off all
all the time, all day long, every single day, he could.
But he wouldn't be as funny,
and he definitely wouldn't have as many viewers.
It's just a reality.
P-9 is a lot better than you guys give him credit for.
He just doesn't fucking try 99% of the time
because he's too busy entertaining you, cock suckers.
You know?
It's just the truth.
It's the truth.
That's the difference.
I mean, even myself, like, bro,
I'm not loading up Tarkov to sit there
and to sweat my living dick off fucking 100% of the time,
not looking at chat, not letting my alerts roll.
Like, bro, that's just not, that's not what I'm doing.
That's not fun.
I'd much rather win 50% of the time
and be somewhat, you know, entertaining to watch
rather than you guys just sit there
and me playing in dead silence.
the hell?
the fuck?
it's rage bait, it's rage bait
come check out my tea list, what is this?
yeah, yeah
yeah, a minute
he said peanut installed hacks
he can do it if he wants to
I mean, yeah, he's still, I mean, he's worse than me, for sure.
I'm way better than him, but, yeah, it's just a reality.
Peanut cocksucker.
Yeah.
What's up?
Yeah, the guy who talks the most shit about pee, and also always argues with him is the
one sucking his dick.
Little did you know.
Hello, Buzz.
I'm not listening to this.
What are we heroes?
I got 10,000 on me.
How much do you need?
I don't know.
You can only drop 1,000, so just bring what you need to bring 100, 3,500 euros.
I'm not I'm not even gonna let that play you have great time mr. Hitcher chin
Yeah, sir. Yeah, big ball. No nipples and little hands.
I
Got your fucking days, boss count your days watch this you watch this down. I was me
Ready with this
When dad he was right there you'll see the blood oh
Oh, I see it.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What a mess.
We're clearly not very good at this game.
I know, I know, we suck. I don't know how to work as a team.
Hello.
This is the game.
Who posted that? Who posted that? Who posted that?
The terrified turtle give him an hour give him an hour get the terrified turtle the fuck out of here
Day 83 of eating at every Chinese buffet. I can't until I get food poisoning and day
We're at Yow buffet in in Asheville, North Carolina
And this one has
2.9 stars on
What the actual fuck they got a hand sanitizer pump
With no hand sanitizer
Yo, dude, this guy's mullet is elite.
He's so dang busy.
They got the whole neighborhood in here, and you could fit the whole dang neighborhood
in here so big.
This buffet cost me $31.99 for two people.
Do you see that one?
Getting some of that pineapple chicken.
A rare Chinese buffet poll if I've ever seen one.
Oh, this is like it been here a minute.
The noodles look good on it.
He's going for it too.
Who made these?
Oh, I don't recognize the shape.
Were they attempting a swan?
Like what?
They just kind of crumped them up.
This isn't elegant.
But I'm definitely gonna.
I'm about to be gone.
I like the bamboo.
Very kung fu panda.
Oh, that's a thick egg roll, dude.
Look at that.
wrapped with the finest hands this side of North Carolina.
We got a vegetable sunroof on that is a
rare buffet bowl. That's usually like
Vietnamese. They have
every single assortment of sauces and individual packages you could even think of.
This is amazing and they're actually put together quite nicely.
This is actually a very nice looking salad bar.
They even have pica de gallo over there.
I mean, what are you even going to do with that?
This is nice, dude.
Bro, there's no way my man is barefoot in a fucking all-you-can-eat Chinese restaurant bathroom.
What are we doing?
Hell, guys.
Oh, that can't be good.
All of that.
I think I see the problem.
These are some cool fucking things, so wow.
They just cake this thing with mayonnaise and for research purposes, I will grab the
thickest, most male-est, sushi roll I can, and we'll get a filly roll back here.
Oh my god.
We do indeed prefer it raw.
First time I've been to one that has flan.
Okay, all right, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I love this guy
I'm dying, you're my son, fuck that damn house, don't be fuckin' bad, motherfuckin' roll here
This is terrible
Is that me?
Yeah, what the fuck!
What is it?
Are you kidding me?!
what? Ban AI. Ban it.
Maybe they died. They died. They died there. We're trying to get changed.
Oh, I've already seen this. I've already seen this.
For some reason, a bunch of doctors suspect
champion club members have been coming in.
I'm not gonna get this suspect, yes pink?
Or can I spoil him right about him?
Yes, suspect, I stole his ass!
I thought it was his life! Stop it!
You're such an inspector, inspector!
This doctor's suspect has to be a criminal.
But I'm sure we're being extremely well-mannered.
He was about to be suspected.
He's so not suspected!
Not squad, not squad.
You got a doctor, this suspect, I love that job.
You got a doctor, this suspect, you got an advance.
That motherfucker, come on.
I've already copied his intros and friends. What else do I need?
Bring me the Batman!
Waffles.
Waffles!
What is happening?
He's completely dissociated again.
What the fuck, did I just watch?
Oh, what's that?
Oh, there goes the air drums.
I'm gonna ask questions you don't need.
This game is savage!
Oh my god!
God damn!
Bro!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Yo!
Chill!
Chill!
That's Bob!
That's Bob!
I love him!
Damn!
Look at that footage!
This is so refreshing!
Jesus Christ!
Is this... Oh my god, that's so good, that's so good!
I need this game, oh my god!
Aaaaaah!
I'll be in Chapter 8, as 3DOS, the game is fire!
What y'all got for me, boy?
Let's walk in!
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seats. Did he just sling it?
How many? I think he might have just slung it. Does he have to
pass?
Do I have the pass?
Think about it. Before you say now, think about it.
Yes.
Thank you!
I
Say this the game is very fun. I I do think the game is a lot of fun
I think practically though like listen, man
Maybe I'm showing my age here. I ain't that old
but dude after playing this for like an hour
and a half
Like you are so scrambled by the way the camera moves
Like for that hour of game time that you're playing very fun
Anything past an hour?
Well, you like dude. I feel sick now. I will say I also can't do VR shit
Like I've tried to do the VR we played ping pong against Summit and VR once and I was literally
like on the verge of throwing up afterwards because I just can't do VR we
also did a scary game on VR once which also made me pretty sick but this game
like I got off stream after we played body cam the other day was a Sunday with
Cloxy and dude I was like sick to my stomach it's a it's a hard it's a hard
game to play and like play for an extended period of time but I'll say
during that that short span of playing it is it is fun I like it Pino was
talking a lot of shit about it I I don't mind it I think it's fun what are
you what are you doing
3v1 against Stags which is just insanity
Oh, we'll smell ya.
One down.
Two down.
Oh, they're all juvies.
That's why.
Oh my god, sorry, I'm just like over stimulated out of my mind right now miss lemon. You're the mrs. Lemon
communities are bonding into ours. I'm just going to say, statistically speaking,
statistically speaking, he has a stronger connection to our community via the amount of
people we have comparably to peanut. So statistically speaking, he's closer to us than anybody.
he's like my child my baby don't worry lemon I'll raise you don't worry go I'll
nurture you I like a little baby bird like a little baby bird my little baby
lemon I love you I love you bird man I swear I will cuz it's a bird man a
a rapper. What is that twitch map twitch? I can't spell
Twitch map.
The living map of Twitch. Find channel. Hutch.
Hutch MF.
Hello, Hi, petite husky. No little small hand streamer man.
So this is how, what? This is how you can tell
your, your bonds with people.
How it works.
A streamer bigger means more active chatters
The same people chat both channel strong overlap sits closer together a community a group of streamers whose audiences keep overlapping
Okay
So what does that mean?
So we have a connection with shroud
Pretty cool
We're strata he's number 11. He's my 11th connection
Dg the 99
Okay, we got a hey you video games Wow
strong connection with the infam
Strong connection with the infam
Peanut the fucking overlord. That's our number one connection
peanut
Shinya the ninja
Chen-Chi!
Oil rats?
Wait, how many of y'all from Oil Rats?
What the fuck?
Wait, what? We got the Europeans in here?
Hell yeah!
Good connection with Timmy.
What's Timmy? Timmy's my number 7.
Cotton?
Ashtek Cross?
Summit trade 24k is fucking out there
Landmark deadly slob and slurzy
Oh, I'm allergic to him. Oh, that's pretty cool. What's a leaderboard?
Jinxie what is this is this the largest streamers or the most
Chatters, it's the most chatters
A number 18 most connected wait what is it wait number 18 on the board no what is number
18 most connected mean?
Hi hello man pretty cool wait what's our active chatters?
How do I see that?
Below oh
Chatters ever I've had 9.6 million people in here
record audience
228,000 us
Not no, that's not me
is that me bro read oh that's all time that's on me I don't know what the fuck
I don't know what to read that's cool though I swear there's so many cool
tools nowadays
I'll put it in the second tower!
Let's not lie to ourselves and pretend he's not rolling around.
Let's just be realistic and pretend we can be nice without lying.
That's just not necessary.
We can speak openly and candidly.
Water, water, maybe he's...
Oh man, this fucking game is like taking a final exam, you know?
It's like literally the day in high school when you would take all your finals and you just,
you know, a guy like me didn't do Adderall. So I was raw, rigid. I'd show up just like,
all right, I played Halo fucking 2 all night. Let's go fail the fucking day. This is gonna be great!
That's what this game feels like man.
I get done with this fucking game and it's like my brain's just been fucking like I've
been concoosed.
That's what Tarkov's like.
It's as if I have been just stretched out in my brain all fucking day.
Like when you just take Play-Doh and you pull it and you pull it and then little holes
come and then more holes and there's a big fucking hole there and you can fit your whole
fucking face to be stretched all right all right good clips a honestly Chad give
yourself a round of applause good clips today good clips today round of applause
good clips good clips good clips good clips great work everybody great work
Great work great work great work good job boys. Good job
Good job
All right
Now yo, Ray. Thank you so much for the value of it
Thank you. I appreciate you man. She don't even a 21 bird thing for the 48 general thing for the six months
Wait, did that not?
Sis oh
There we go. I had this off. Sorry chat. There we go. I can see I can see clearly now
Do some bitch ass pussy? Okay, so drag hit us up
uh
Jackie poos in the room it's warm up a little scabbo and we'll get in there
Now there's two sub counters. Oh shit
Wait, what the fuck gab did you add a sub counter your lack of nipples does not change the fact you handled peanut right yesterday
what wait which one is there supposed to be oh it's supposed to be the one
underneath my bad boss there we go okay let's go do a scab run start the day go
get us some rep and then we will begin where's the baddies at though only drag
would know only drag would know where the baddies are at only drag that's a
the drag question. Where is, there we go. What the fuck is that? I don't know, man.
What the game gave me. I don't know what the hell this is. Yes, day off for Nick, day off
Day off for Nick.
Day off for Nick.
Supposedly, his dog was throwing up this morning, then his baby shit everywhere, and then his
fiber line was out.
To be honest, I think he might just hate us.
Either one.
Either one is very plausible.
Hutch!
Lack of nipples did not change the fact you handled peanut right yesterday.
Game on, you beast.
They gave it a thousand berries.
I don't know what that means.
That means, brain, they give it a 61 months,
bone, they give it a tier one,
general, bird, they give it a six.
Sim is downloading Tarkov right now.
Oh, Lord help me.
Give me tonight, don't I feel it?
It's just so right.
Pino, no, no, I sprinkled ice. I was devastating. Were they living a lot or no?
I'm sorry, X, I'm sorry, I usually watch them all.
He didn't bring euros.
They made 15 mil on labs, holy shit.
Oh!
No peanut made 50 million everyone else would broke
Know that it's true I can't tell by the look in your eyes
But but but but but
Bum bum, but I'm up
Well, we see busting again.
I got no plans, bro.
What is this first cue of the day for us?
What's happening?
There's no way I got bugged first game of the day, right?
What does that mean?
Dance.
Some need you for mods.
What does that mean?
No, no Nick today.
I don't know where he is.
Modifiers. Oh sims doing
modifiers. Uh oh let me jump in
the discord. Hello gang. Okay
perfect. Well well well what
a bitch pussy. I'm here for
school. Welcome to class
welcome to class you can sit
today. So you guys are my new students. No, you have to sit next to track. Sit on his
lap.
Yeah, I've been flirty. We're also made.
Well, you can flirt with me.
Yeah, there it is. You can flirt with him. Good morning, gentlemen.
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
You're about to be in hell, brother. You're teaching two morons and let's just say I've
I've never gone to class before.
I'm a little bit...
Sim, let's be honest with ourselves.
We all know, literally, everyone in this,
between all streams, know that you were in every class
on time, sitting in the front with a collared shirt on.
Okay?
We all know this.
Well, so, Drac, you wanna tell me how Drac just told me
he has a mouse with no skates,
and then he sent me a picture of the bottom of the mouse,
and it quite literally has skates on it.
Oh, those skates?
Are you sure?
Those black things at the top the three at the bottom the one in the middle around the sensor. Those are all skates. Oh
So I'm just missing your mouse pad. Oh
My god. Oh my god. Oh my we're fucking cooked. Oh my god. We are
cooked
What are you doing? It's just on a mouse. Oh my god. Oh
Fuck
Did you pay any attention on class number one? No, yes
I don't know input stuff.
All right, Hush, they told me to wait,
because I was going to click Random Stuff.
I'm currently on the modifier page,
and they said to wait for you.
Drag, you got Nick's modifiers, correct?
How do I see that?
You're going to go to Skills at the top,
and then there should be a Modifiers tab.
Click that.
OK.
I'm sending you some of this for a second.
just read them to him, you meatball.
Start with the green ones and then go to the red ones after.
Green is prodigy and Hercules.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then red is, well that hurt.
Yeah.
Polydipsia.
How are these names, bro?
Yeah.
Good morning, good morning.
Chronic fatigue syndrome.
Yeah.
Allergic.
Good morning, Mr. John.
Third leg is a real game.
I thought Nick was the first time anyone's ever
called him Third Leg.
See, they usually always call him Third Beak, not Third Leg.
Oh, OK, really?
I'll be right back.
Well
It made a two okay, so the game is just trolling me
Where the fuck were you?
What the fuck just happened?
Where was he?
I was surrounded by walls!
Good raid, great start to the day.
Honestly, I don't know if there could be guys
just tell 20 people, I'm ready to go.
I look quick though, so.
Yeah, yeah, I just love that.
Damn it.
That was.
I'm gonna have to review rock on this.
I go max, but usually people go anywhere
from 68 to 71.
Thank you, sir.
up a hot spot of 69 a lot of people run 69 FOV
lots and lots of people dude out how it's all trying to learn last night and I click peanut
didn't learn shit yeah and I click landmark yep man yep double the focus kind of good
you know no big deal we beat him in the last tournament no big deal but uh me and peanut
What the fuck?
Ooh.
And no big deal.
Eight minutes on this?
No big deal.
There's an arena.
It's called Tarkov Arena.
And it's just you load in, you just
fight the entire time.
Honestly, if we were actually trying
to get your guys' feet underneath you,
we would start with arena today.
Hmm, arena.
To learn the gunplay.
But then you got to download that as well.
And you know, it's up to you guys.
I think we just go with the game.
That's something you just do off-stream.
That's something you do off-stream
to get your feet underneath you.
Okay.
But, Sam, you have to do the tutorial.
And you can't skip this or what?
You can't skip it, but it doesn't matter.
Like, you don't need to loot anything.
Chad will be like, grab the lead X and grab this, grab that.
It's a set amount of loot you get at the end of the raid anyway.
So you can literally just run to the end.
kill the scabs go to the end and then extract them we're good to go
drag while he is doing that would you I just down on my scabs we could go just
bring a bunch of bullshit we'll go to customs real quick I'll bring the marks
yeah I don't have bullshit I mean bro you can literally bring nothing if you
want what just like a pistol yeah just bring a pistol and just grab a kid off
for whoever I kill.
I actually made a mistake.
I bought the game twice.
I bought the $200 version as well.
You just made $400?
Well, I bought this years ago with Tim.
I played one game.
And then I just bought it on Steam.
So now I have two versions of the game.
Honestly, honestly, it's not a big deal because you, well,
It sucks. He had to spend that much money, but you have it on steam now, which is honestly in my opinion better. So fuck it
Okay
Now you just have everything through steam. Yes, or you have to toggle you there's a whole
There's a hold I run toggle. It's the only game around toggle on
What should I bring meds or no?
Yeah, yeah, I bring meds I bring meds
Any technical rig? Yeah bring stuff to put loot in for sure just gun-wise. I would just fucking whatever
All right, let me invite you
What do you have here, Dreck? Do you have any quest on customs? You still need to just survive right to open up maps
Oh, here, let me tell you what I have.
Wait, I'm not ready yet.
Oh, you're going to take your time.
How do I...
Sim needs help. Sim, you need help?
No, no, I'm good. I'm just figuring out where Hold is at. Don't worry.
Okay, all right, you just...
Don't feel free to ask for help, Sim.
Feel free to ask.
I have two OneCustoms hudged.
Okay, what are they low key and obtained the customized tool set at the garage complex?
Yeah, and locate the water stockpile hidden inside one of the dorm rooms. All right, so you need to what is that trap 206?
I
Good all right
Yo chat, how do you how do you?
saying my gun is jammed hit L then shift T why did cam sorter just say that you
shoot with your space par I don't shoot my space far
I not anymore once upon a time sure but not anymore
I think I might make the class
download arena. Just so we can
go into a private game and I
can show you guys why I'm the
teacher. All in favor.
All right, once you're out of the tutorial download arena seven track will download it
after the game don't know what that is, but yes sir
Whatever you say goes hot job. I'll learn and listen good. I'll also show you how the gun play works. I
Should have done this with Nick a while ago
I
Didn't even put it in between people didn't even pay now
We're spawned in the game
Come on Jackie poo what are you in the right nope, so it's loading
I don't know. I don't know.
There we go. Can I put these
No, you don't need to. I'll be
your luck. Your tool set's going
to be right in this back back
room right behind me. Did you
go through? Right over here.
There's gonna be right in there. You're gonna see like a little little circle. You just got to fill the circle up max
And that's where it's at
Yep
What do you see a circle like on my screen yeah
Kind of hold on my monster side
Check behind the car like right in this shelf right there
Only one ball the circle not two bars here. It's four bars. All right, then it's somewhere over here
There you go
Come come come one pun fish
Now again, this is by far the absolute worst bond we could have got so
Perfect. Oh hutch, I uh fought killer last night. How'd that go?
horrible I got one steps
wonderful
Well, now you know he exists
Yeah
What I love I love when music a nine by 19 round and still somehow
Doesn't shoot where I want it to
I believe this is the scavo that we're hearing.
This will go to the most gas we've ever seen over here.
Now we are the farthest spawn back, which means any of the spawns are in front of us
track and just turn around hold us and probably kill us what's not good no never
fun I'm just gonna pop off these mags real quick
Toriel has been completed gentlemen wonderful
Sim, I would go and get Tarkov Arena.
It should be like, yeah, it should be like $25.
Hold on, hold on, let me get this straight.
I just spent $400 and I gotta spend $25 more?
Is it free with Unheard? I thought it was.
Oh my gosh.
It should be free, chat saying with Unheard.
Okay.
Um, do I really have it installed or something?
No, it's a separate client you'll have to install, separate game.
Trust me, it's worth it.
We'll get your feet underneath you with the gunplay.
All right, Jack, all on this hill ahead of us, they can be here.
copy
That's not good. Yeah, he's just sitting in a bush. I'm a pistol
Man
It's not fun, man, you know?
The worst part is, I don't know if I got a head tap
or the servers are just so bad
that I instantly died in thorac shots.
They're behind me?
Let me see what did he have?
Thorex, yeah?
The servers are just so fucking terrible that you die so fast that you can't even, he shot
me four times and I we only heard this guy shoot like twice and every bullet that hit
us our bodies did not even show the bullets hitting us we just instantly died I knew that
guy didn't have to have me.
God man they got to fix this shit bro like why why is it so bad all right drag go down
download arena. Okay, what are
you done with that? Should
just be on steam. You should
have it for free as well. If
you have unhurt. Yeah, you
download it through the uh
Tarkov client. So, you hit
exit in the mini-drak and
then. Oh, you have to. Yeah,
slight problem. What's that?
It seems like it's gonna take
a long time to download. Is
it a while? It's downloading
at five NB a second. Uh and
Alright, fuck it, then we won't do it. We won't do it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it
Fuck it fuck it fuck it
Yeah, fuck it, I was so fast but
All right, I guess I'm relaunching I just have an assault called duty to get room for this
Honestly, let's be it was be a hundred percent real you probably
Uh, maybe for like two months, right?
Two months?
That game's gonna keep you for two months?
No, no, I'm saying in two months, in two months.
Uh, I played the beta.
Well, I don't need it.
How was the beta, Sam?
What would you give it?
One to ten?
Um, do you want to read?
Here, I'll just, should I read my Twitch AI summary from yesterday?
Sure.
Sure.
I'd love to hear it.
Oh wait, let me see here, uh, let's see what one of my, uh, duos tweeted it here, uh, stream summary,
symphony is still grounding warzone, rating it a 4 out of 10, blaming aim assist for every death,
kill cams look like aim bot and war dog's hype is the only light at the end of the tunnel.
Generated by ai, may make mistakes.
Oh
Shit wonderful wonderful. Well, I'm gonna tell you the problems with Tarkov right now just so you know in
Preparation for the day. Okay
So sadly this game is filled with a lot of bitchless
Pussies already. Yeah, the majority of people you're gonna go against are gonna have three to five thousand hours
You're gonna run into people with like
four or two thousand hours, but a good vast majority of people we are gonna run
into are gonna be like multi thousands of hours of players. Now the first thing
you would think is well hutch aren't those people gonna be running around and
moving and this any other? The answer is absolutely not. Those players even though
they have thousands of hours in the game play like they have 30 hours in the
game and don't move a fucking hair now that wouldn't be an issue because
typically if they're not moving their dog shit but again sadly this games
desync I don't know what they did or what update made it happen but the
desync now is worse than the desync has ever been pretty much since I started
playing the game so you're gonna die behind walls you're gonna get shot and
And here one bullet and it says you got hit by seven bullets.
It is going to be literal dick aids for the majority of the day, but, but it is still so excited.
It is still so much fun.
Trust.
That was the way to solve the game.
It's still, I'm just being honest.
I'm just being honest.
The game is still a lot of fun.
It's still a lot of fun.
We're just going to have to like, I mean, even what just happened to me.
I heard one bullet I died before my forex never saw my shit collapse like it's just part of it. I'm well
I'm actually really glad I said $400. That's you know, we're gonna be great. We're gonna do great. We're gonna do great
Alrighty, so I think you we got to do the interchange bullshit with you. I'm pretty sure
Okay, I could scab or a PMC. It's gonna be a PMC. So you just want to put on a kit
I just put on whatever you got whatever your best is fuck it throw it on interchange
Yeah, we're going to go interchange helmets don't matter.
I'm just going to put that on trip.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm QA.
What?
You just Q into a game?
Back out.
Are you in a game, Sam?
No, no, I backed out.
I backed out.
All right, cool, cool, cool.
What is your in-game name?
Uh, Symphony with two Y's.
All righty.
I thought someone stole my name, but I actually
think I have that name just on my other account.
That would make sense.
How do you spell Symphony?
F-U-H-N-Y.
Symphony.
Century of Friend and Quest.
All you're going to do is hit Messenger at the bottom right,
hit Friends, bottom left of that Messenger,
and accept their friend request.
OK.
Wonderful.
Now, if all of us are in unheard, can we, let me see.
No, we can't go in that.
Co-op mode is not available for some
of the group members, but we all have unheard.
Why is that disabled?
Unheard.
Unheard.
I mean, we got to play one game or something or what?
No, no, no.
Go ahead and visit your traders.
Click traders.
And all the ones that you can see the picture for,
click on them and hit Visit.
And you just skip through that.
No I haven't.
I have EOD, unheard, and whatever the fuck.
It's not me.
It's fine.
YouTube! Say something! I want to make sure I can see you guys.
I can't see YouTube chat. What the fuck is going on?
Let's say today hutch. Oh, that's the wrong one
Me refresh this
Oh, should I pay this lady to ampit the rubles?
No, you can wait on that actually fuck it send it pay it. We're gonna live
Oh, yeah, YouTube is just completely charged.
sexy slim today.
All right should be good, I think
Should I make an inventory
Yeah, make a kit just put on a for you would probably just the MDR the usec armor level four and bring three mags for you of m855 and
then
Heels you want to bring like a
Saloon and some other shit
Yeah, it won't even let me pull the chat out.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Did Gav say anything?
Oh, okay, so we have kick chat and Twitch chat, we just don't have YouTube.
I think YouTube might be bugged, because I can't even pull the YouTube chat out.
I
Mean that's a drum
He might be he might be afk all good
Alrighty we got salua we got man's we got mdr. Okay, cool
We got to make money today, man 545 we are losing it. Yeah, what you did just anything
I just don't have I don't have any like spare ammo. Okay. What mag are you using?
In my gun, I don't know outside. What gun is that? I have a AK 12
Okay, sounds good. I'm gonna bring you a 60 round mag and some BT loose ammo for you
Okay, so I shouldn't bring my two extra mags. I'm down. No, you can bring those two
You can if you want to put those two away because this one mag equals two of those
So you just run this mag. How many how many magazines would you bring two out one in?
You have good aim, so you'll be fine with that
Now sin headshots are everything in this game. Okay, so okay doesn't mean you want to tap
You still want to spray your gun and try and just kind of pull to to where they're at, but
You got it. You got hit headies. Headies are the only things that matter
All righty, are we ready boys?
I think so.
Jack, do I look good?
Sam is bringing in too much stuff.
Sam, I'm opening up your stream now, I'll let you know.
I'm coming in prepared.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Take a look.
No, you don't need all that.
So, I would put that grizzly, put the grizzly in your butt cheeks,
in your gamma case at the bottom.
Scroll down to the bottom of your inventory, put the grizzly in your butt.
Nope, scroll down like where?
Look at my screen. It's like is this like a safe pocket. Yes that you don't lose that so you want to at your level
I would just keep your meds in your butt at all times
It's the easiest way to do it if you need to heal just open up your inventory get behind cover use the grizzly
You just right click it and then use or you just double click left click it
So you're gonna want to bring heavy bleeds toppers so you're gonna want to bring which is the red
Scroll up to the top
Yeah, let's do this bottom left of your inventory. You see the up and down arrows
Yep, click that auto sort
Yeah
That's gonna sort everything in your inventory your meds are gonna be right there every time those S marks bring two of those in your gamma case
And then I'd put the food in the water in there as well I
I just probably put the, yeah, I remove one of the eschmarks.
You can hit R to rotate the water.
Remove one of the eschmarks and then put the food in there.
And then I take that eschmark that you've removed into your backpack, put it into your
pocket and press the number five key.
Oh, while hovering over the eschmark.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, the ash mark in your backpack, drag it to your pockets, and then press the
number five key.
Ha!
Now, how the inventory system works, Sam.
Anything in your pockets and in your rig, you can use by putting like a four or five
or six key on them, and you can use it without opening up your inventory.
If it's in your backpack, you cannot use the item.
You'll have to open up your inventory
and like physically use it.
So you want to make sure like.
The bandage on like four?
Yeah, you can put the bandage on four.
And then everything else, I just put it back in your stash.
You can just control left click everything in your backpack
and it'll go right back into your stash.
All this.
Yeah.
Just hit control left click.
There you go.
All right.
So you have no loose ammo, so you're gonna want to right click the Stan Ag mag in your commando hit unload
Yeah, and then right click the ammo and hit top up
Just one mag you don't need to unload them off
Nope
You're good
Now you can just listen you can just that's fine, too, but this is just the easier way you can right click the the Mac
Hit load and may 5 5
Yeah, now unload right click the bullets top up
Load ammo load ammo may 5 5
Yep. That's it.
It gets easier, I promise. Now right-click, Unload.
And then right-click the ammo, Top Up.
And now all you have to do, yep, now you can just drag that ammo,
drag it back on top of the mag, and then top the ammo up again.
Or you can do it that way. Either way is fine.
Okay. Okay. So I got enough though?
You got enough. You're good. You got your meds.
Remember if you get fucked up all you're gonna do is go down into your butt right click the grizzly you go down there right now
So you can kind of understand how you're doing it
And then just you would hit use
Okay, all righty perfect
All right wonderful, okay
Now the best thing you do you're good bro. Listen if we die on repeat who gives a fuck we are war dogs tomorrow
Who gives a shit? Let's rock ready? Okay?
Sorry, I had to see that, like, you're good.
We're missing one thing.
Chad just told me you need to grab, and your inventory in the med section, you're going
to see a CMS, it's red.
Take that CMS and put it into your special slot.
When you get a fracture or a broken limb, that's what you're going to be able to fix
with or a broken limb.
It just means like a limb is blacked out.
And then you also want to grab painkillers.
Those four out of four use looks like a little tablet of ibuprofen.
Your mom probably took it when you were a baby.
Oh, really? How'd you know that?
Just just okay. It's good. All right
Let's do this
Perfect. All right. Good to go. Let's rock boys
Let's go first rate of the day now Sam. Oh shit that's the thing
I can tell you you definitely want to keep my stream open on a separate monitor
Just in case you lose me so you can see where I am
There's no team indicators and there is team damage. So if you shoot me, you will kill me very fast
Ttk is faster in this game than any game you've ever played
Okay, so I'm like I'm hiding in like bushes. It's like I'm really no we're not ready ready
We're gonna be getting shot in the side of our faces and hopefully killing them before they kill us
Majority the time we're bringing in here. If we die right now, I'm gonna lose all this shit. You lose everything unless it's in your butt. Oh
Oh
It's similar a blueberry. He's wearing a blue helmet. Yeah, I just kind of let it slide
Okay
Hopefully they shoot him before they shoot us. That's the way I look at it
It's just like a body helmet like people see this I this guy's a fucking idiot or what? Yes. Yeah
Okay, the equivalent like seeing a level one rattler. Oh
Perfect, can't wait. Oh
All right
you look terrible but no crosshair right no crosshair all right are we ready
team we're in here I'm just waiting for drach you just loaded in you'll be in
in a second. Are we good? I'm good. Tracks, look in that bag, search it, grab the mag and
ammo all right let's go boys we know it's loaded you can load the mag in
your gun kill them both for loot guys I'm not gonna kill my teammates don't worry
we're gonna die really quick anyways so whenever you're sprinting sim you want
Hit shift to stop your sprint instead of you hear how I like your skirt and around. That's really really loud
So just press shift to stop sprinting not let go of it
You have it on toggle or do you have it on press?
Toggle all right, that's fine. I have mine on toggle as well. You just want to
Just press it again to make yourself stop. We're gonna do a lot of walking just
Every all the audio in this game is like super super loud
You're all good. We're heading over to the USEC extract. Same place we went for you.
Fall to the left corner. You need us to turn around, Jack?
No, I think I just told them. Yeah, this is us.
I have my eyes peeled. How many people are on like one map?
Depends on the map. On this map, I believe it's max of 15, including us. Maybe 14.
Come on, my little ducklings. We got this shit.
Oh, we're good.
So did you accept those quests? I don't know if I ever told you to accept the quest.
No, they, I think Chad told me too, but then I got distracted.
All right, well, we're coming over here for absolutely no reason.
Oh, perfect.
Well, we can kind of just, we need to survive here anyway, so we'll just kind of rotate around the outside.
This map is called interchange the middle is that big building. It's just a massive mall
Inside is a boss his name is killer. He is a piece of shit
All right
guys I'm on to a lot of I think yeah I'm good
John Michelle
yes we are great no tactical here if you want to
I'm just cruising right now bro I'm so loud in these bushes oh yeah
Oh yeah, so like as you're moving like try your horse to move around the bushes
Like you'll do it the more you play you'll do it like without even thinking about it
But for right now trees bushes anything you can walk through this bush right here, and you'll see how much it slows you down
So you just don't it's lower. Well, just like completely stops you from moving. Oh, yeah, okay
So like if you're running away from somebody and you hit that bush
It's just like well, I'm stuck here as they shoot and kill me
Same if you want you can loot that bag right here
Yes, sir some loose loot those bags are pretty good to loot. Hey, hey, Jack. Hey, hey, well, we can both do at the same time
We got some tape nice
Yeah, we can uh, I'll give you all the settings after this game, hopefully have a lot of fucked
up shit.
Now, it might seem like there's just no way we run into anybody.
Listen this game is one of those where unlike arc Raiders now everybody just kind of like runs to one location and fights
And you don't really see anyone other than that one location
Tarkov's a little different because people have quests everywhere
That's good. No that's player shooting over there and inside of the garage
now you talk to the traders right yeah I did that you talked to all of them yeah
only two of them okay so you should have you should have guide which is good
guide is what allows us to play other maps what we'll end up doing today is
probably just say fuck the quests and probably just a lot of customs once we
get that unlocked for you and their changes like the equivalent to like
bird city you know it exists but people don't really play it right okay
Yeah.
Okay.
How's Nick been liking this game?
Nick is in love with it.
Really?
Yeah.
Is that anything?
Yeah.
Nick has been like full, like excited to play every day, talking me down from the Ledge.
Shit.
He's like fully addicted, okay?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, he's been really enjoying it.
I'll say like for you you I don't know did you ever like have you played extraction shooters before and I know you've done like
EDI sponsors and stuff, but have you or Delta for sponsors, but have you like ever actually dabbled in any of the games?
Nah, not really
So in terms of like arc Raiders to this game and the amount of things you can do I'd say arc Raiders is like
Maybe 10% of this game
yeah really yeah like instant in terms of like difficulty I'd say like arc
writers is like a five percent out of a hundred thousand hours but still not
even like know everything bro I have six thousand hours I just look at chat for
all my answers every single day
You get like a little bit of reduce recoil, but like when you're in the middle of a fight,
the last thing you want to do is just sit completely still and shoot.
Like you always want to be moving.
You always want to be like swinging and you know, like I was telling you before, DCing
is a huge part of this game. It's very, really, really bad right now. So like if you're holding
an angle in your mind, you should know that like after you give that angle up, like if
you're holding like a little right peak, like your head is still on that angle for another
second. So you'll die behind like walls and shit. Pre firing is huge. Audio is huge.
A lot of your kills will come from hearing somebody and trying to shoot before you actually
see him. Yeah I feel like audio is king in this game. It is. 100% not even close.
All righty we're about to be at the extract again we could go inside of the
interchange it's just not really worth it right now because we just got to get
you maps unlocked everything's locked you don't have any gear set so we'll try and hopefully
get this stuff unlocked for you.
Now this is where we're going to start seeing people this is uh, interchange is really big
for people camping this extract over here this is called railway.
You can always see your extracts in by just spamming O. Just click it a bunch of times
you'll see extracts come up top right. Again, given that this is Tarkov, it doesn't tell
you where those extracts are, you kind of have to know that by heart. But if you ever see
a rail...
Oh, there's no way out.
Oh, I gotta go over there.
Yeah, this is railway.
Okay.
All righty, let's get the hell out of here.
Sam, why have you accept those quests?
Okay.
And then we will come back.
All righty.
Oh my god, there's you have me.
I thought that was you.
I just died.
No.
I thought that was you so I didn't shoot.
No.
Oh.
What's his name? Apollo. Apollo C. Yes. Streamcyper. You're kidding. No way. No, yeah.
No way third or a fourth prestige
Sixth yeah
5,000 hours check is ours check is ours check is ours. How do I look? How do I look?
The little is next to his name. There should be like a little thing. Oh
My god
10,370 yeah, no no no dude dude dude. All right
You still good about that, Paul? You still good about that, Paul?
We're gonna have to hide strain.
Piece of shit.
Alright. Let's do it again. I mean, it could have just been bad luck, but I've seen that guy a absolute fuck ton, so maybe we're just playing on the same servers.
That's why I lost all those guns, huh?
Yeah.
Shit.
Yeah, yeah, I just run a m4 carbine. Maybe an mk16
Maybe whatever whatever you got MPX run MPX and made a 2 ammo
They're gonna be eaten just hit him in the face
Is the mk16 bed it looks cool and
Mk16 and that's like your your best gun right now. Yeah, it's your best gun right now
So don't bring it. I'd hold it until you just like understand how like the guns work
We're gonna go on something called a scab run see if we can't get a little pick me up
All you gotta do is hit a sept this is like what the fuck is my build bro
I gotta make my kit though. No, you don't so this is a free kit. Oh
So just don't bring anything. Okay. Yeah
Hutch I need food and water bad
Okay, you can go there
Also, you don't want to shoot other scabs because it fucks up your rep.
And yeah, that's it, that's all I got for you, dude.
Yeah, I'll leave it in the clip of me dying, all right.
Guys, I don't know how to say this without saying it, man.
I have to actually look for errors occurred in doubt matching and I have to try and see people. I cannot be turned around to make sure symphony is on my hip the entire time. That's just not how the game works.
I know a lot of you guys are from Sims community you have your first time watching Tarkov. I cannot be continuously turning around. I will just die right there.
I'm going to go back to the
server. Maybe I reconnect. Yeah,
I hit reconnect. Yeah. Oh, 100%
I'm playing war dogs. I am. I am
very much looking forward to.
Taking a break from EFT and I'm
praying that they fix the servers
very much looking forward to not being playing a talk off for a little bit
All righty Sam I'll be waiting for you.
I don't know what this build is Sim, are you in Sim Oh
I see I see you up here. All right. Cool. Jack. Where are you at?
I'm loading.
Okay, I'll wait for you before we leave.
Alright.
Good start to your day.
Well, 10,000 hour player.
Love that.
Oh, he was waiting, too, dude.
I was in my settings.
I think he's up here, out of nowhere.
As I was telling you,
You gotta just you gotta stay right next to me the entire time the moment where you stop looking you just die
That's how the game works. These people are the most bitchless motherfuckers you'll ever see in your entire life
So I think of every game you have ever played and think of how difficult this game is already for you to like try to understand
And people have ten thousand hours in it like they live dream breathe for this opportunity. They are giving them
control. Yeah, I watched I watched
him try to use one. Yeah, but I
was with him. I had to wait in
the lobby for 45 minutes. I
heard Tim is kind of fracking
yesterday. I was watching him
play a controller. So he's
actually looking kind of nice
in the hang of it. Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you connecting? Are you
is loading two minutes and two seconds 90% loading objects
this is good. This is good.
Yeah, dude. Like what?
This is good.
Yeah, those 10,000 hours that guy has is that like in game or is
that like include being in the menu and stuff menu times you out at for about 15
minutes ah okay so that guy oh wow okay I'm on the last floor
that's it I mean all right I'm coming over all right there you are let's go
boys follow me yes sir all right so we're on scab run right now Sam which
Which means all the other scabs won't shoot us unless we kill one of them.
Basically just shoot whatever I tell you to shoot, okay?
Yes sir.
If they look like they have a lot of gear on, I know it's hard for you to tell because
yeah, it's your first fucking hour of playing the game, but like if they look like they
got a lot of military gear on and they're like huge, shoot them.
If they look like they just went into their closet and grabbed a bunch of guns and clothing,
shoot on those are scabs like look at us you see how he's wearing like an orange
shirt a wide armor no helmet no head phones in the pair of glasses he looks
like a scab like this looks like I mean the guys wearing fucking sandals with
all their cameras in this yeah yeah yeah like look at like you you have that hat on
you have no headphones green mask and a shitty gun me I mean I have no headphones
on we just don't look put together so typically if they don't look put together
their scabs if they look like they got headphones helmet gun backpack rig like
they look like they've checked every box and they prepared their gear like a
nice chicken pot pie that's a player yeah okay so the scabs are cool for now
yeah scabs are cool for now
now every time we have a scab today we're gonna play our scabs again cuz
They're free kids, but it also helps me because I'm working towards getting a kappa
So so what we're doing on as a equivalent of action like an actual free kid on arc like we're like just clicking a button
I'm going in yeah, yeah, you get one every like 20 minutes and
We you know we try and come in here kill PMC's that are risking something and taking all their shit
Okay
We have 19 minutes, which means there can still definitely be PMC's in here
We are listening for gunshots and we're running over there
We got dead shit right up here in front of us the dead scab
All right, do need food and water, we can cross that.
Yeah, sounds good.
We'll make our way over there.
We'll loot a couple areas, see if we can't find a little cheeky graphics card or some
Monday.
kind of scared us like a horror game right now yeah never gets better you just
you'll get to the point where you just kind of accept death and you just hope
to see him before they see you if you don't see him before they see you you're
probably dead
of
the audio front left of us in this room
sounds like a scab
don't worry just go to get into the alpha is here
what the fuck are you doing here
You need to die expeditiously.
What up, P?
What the hell are you doing awake?
That new schedule.
We're having to get a good night's leave.
Wow.
How's it feelin'?
Are you excited to continue the schedule?
I can feel weird.
Honestly, I was thinking about splitting it down the middle and actually doing 6PM to 1AM.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We got someone close to us, boys.
Careful.
That's another scav.
Yeah, yeah.
We got another scav here.
Is that a pool for us?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a scav.
It's a scav.
I mean, if you wanted to shoot him, you could.
It's up to you.
He has a scope on his diaper.
You can get some blood.
Get some blood, Sam.
Pop his bitch ass.
Wait.
Oh, he's down.
I go loot his ass.
I
Go loot his ass go loot his ass
Should I reload after that killer or not? Yeah, I reload reload. I mean other scabs are gonna be mad at us
But we're gonna leave after we grab this food fuck it
How'd your how'd your raids go yesterday, P?
It would do we do it fantastic I was up 15 million in the in the first three in the first three hours
They are mine!
Yeah, I think I went to labs like five times a row about bitcoins and medics and everything. It was crazy.
Nasty.
Nasty, nasty, nasty.
Are you hiding every raid?
Uh, yes, yes I am. Yes.
Bro.
I don't really, I don't really swap servers too much. I like a lot of acts even if it increases stream timers.
Yeah.
I've been getting mauled in the mornings.
Should I be taking mail?
On Sim's first run, he got killed by a guy with, what was it, Sim?
10,000.
10,000.
100 hours.
Apollo C.
Nice little kick on the dick.
We've heard about it when you might as well read your game. She's playing two games.
Yeah.
She gets to your sound.
Ah!
She's...
She...
She...
She...
She...
She...
She...
I'm ready. I'm ready.
She...
She...
I thought I found no food.
Three juices, though.
Oh, yeah.
I might be able to get some food.
Do you have some food?
Do you have some food?
You were all good. No worries whatsoever.
Here you go. Here you go.
Got you. Got you. Got you.
Just wanted to let you know about that.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah, for sure, bro.
Probably a good man.
Good man. Oh, take this take this
Sam you're gonna need food to bro
Grab those in that back. Give me that back. There's grab those on the ground right below your feet
Hey, do you want to jump on
All right, cool just heads up, you know, we're kind of noobs here
Yeah, I'm kind of lose. No, they are do you excited about tomorrow? Oh
You have you heard this the schedule, you know what's going down exactly. Oh, we just got shot up
I was I was texted today
But you know, I never really know
What you know what I can I can't share so you don't share anything so it's the show is that too
After the show it's max two hours for and where we can be on before clock. That's a player pushing us boys. Come over here
I'm gonna go in this room. I'm shared
Or pfcp or pns est I don't know
Chat, do you know ct or est
EST
It'll be five for you. No three for you
The way did you hit us?
This was on
This is what they've been saying so they said it's gonna go live right after the FPS show the FPS show starts at 2 p.m
EST and ends at 4 p.m. EST I
Heard the same thing
That's right. Yeah
Man my iron's a terrible
So it just depends on if you want to watch the show or if you don't
We can go to the extract. Let's get these food out
Okay, it starts at what time does the server go live again?
Your time three three E three CT
God, okay
Okay
Little bullshit.
Okay, let me say.
I never know what I can't share, I can't share, so you know.
Oh, okay.
Type shit, type shit, type shit.
Yeah, hopefully I'm wrong.
Not to be vetted in the ass.
I can't wait to run through your bussy tomorrow. You better not even touch the red team, bitch.
Okay, pal. Green team forever.
Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
Boys, who are you guys going to join? You guys joining the right or the green team?
Y'all better be on the red team.
Green team is best.
They're not the best. They're not the best.
No, they're literally the best. They've never been the best.
They've never been the best.
I'm actually pretty sure I forgot. I talked to the War Dogs guys a bit ago.
I'm pretty sure like if he was like blue team, but really one team statistically for no reason at all always
The red team the red team
Bro the red team statistically loses more than any other team in the game
I think it's because we're trained to think red is bad so like maybe they're I don't know
I thought you might have had
a vacation. I totally forgot
my subcontractors. That is so
funny. You know party. Yeah,
you just walk into the
yeah, that's how you leave the
raid. Such a scavenger and
obviously these raids have been
pretty resident sleeper, Sam,
but we got Pete joining us now
so that's easy rate right there.
It's a lot of fun. Yeah, it's
That's an easy read right there.
So you just confirm 100% there's a bait in the box.
There's no doubt.
Yes, yes, no doubt.
It's on their Twitter.
If you want to double check.
I did this for a whole week.
They told me.
Yeah.
I hate it.
I honestly bought these.
A lot of people stop telling me things.
They don't put something inside.
I have to go online.
They're like, oh, I don't really know what's going on.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I'm lying to them.
I intentionally don't ask.
I intentionally don't ask because I
know I'm gonna slip up I remember what I did what I did was when they told me what I did was I was
like hey can I tell my people like no you absolutely but um but I went when they already
tweeted like two suspicious things and what I did was I brought up the two tweets on the stream
and I was like hey guys this is suspicious in reality I was trying to be like you guys wake wake
I'm terrible I dude I can't that's why I don't do any of that shit I always leak
always always always wait is the beta tomorrow open for like the public
anyone who's pre-ordered the game
Just prior jacks fun, dude
Yeah
We played the last day of it, so I'm glad we're getting more
Yeah, it's a good time and I really enjoy it I
Think it's gonna do really really well. I think that's what's gonna carry us till potentially GTA
Yeah, yep. Yep. Yep 100%
I'm not sure if that's a
100% 100% I was telling Chad
I love Tarkov man I truly enjoy
playing it but lately the I
don't know if you're having this
issue to be but the servers have
been absolutely atrocious for
me like dying behind walls I
watched you I opened up your
stream you were fighting a guy
in ground zero you swung right
he swung left you probably shot
him 15 times and then you just
And I was just like, dude, that is how
everybody is going for me at the moment.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Yeah, I think it's a little walk down there.
I'll probably be playing a mix of this and War Dogs.
I mean, obviously, heavily War Dogs at first.
But as we trail off into GTA, I'll
probably do mixed shit in this and that.
But yeah, War Dogs is just a really fun game.
I was having a blast with it.
Yeah.
We're making kids here hutch or going for yeah, yeah, you know if you want sin you can bring in that MPX the usec armor helmet have phones rig and
You have your meds already. I would just I don't think you need a backpack, bro
If we kill somebody just take the backpack dude. I'm bringing this fucking in case 16 things car thing dude
Fuck it see the problem is then you don't even know how to use the scope on top of it
That's your you kind of stupid
Now fuck yeah, bitch I hate you
In the game of course all in game so don't bring this okay
I'll do that out what Sam Sim. I'll give you one free ride you bring that if you dial pick it up for you
I'll be giving you okay
You you do you queen you do you queen?
You do you you do it all right pop that pussy for real goop
Hold on now I would also send make sure you go and accept your ear. Oh, no, that's right
Make sure you accept your quests go to those traders
Click on one of their pictures and then hit tasks above their picture and it will show you the quest that you can accept
Make sure you do that
Yeah, yeah
Just click any of them. Yeah, the therapist it tasks accept those accept all of them and then hit ragman and do the same thing
You have to hit accept at the very top above where you're clicking on the quests. Oh
It's right there
I don't know that'll do I have a question. Yes, sir
Bandage is your little bleed and they have calic is for big lead. Yes, sir
And then what's AFAC for AFAC is just just to heal. Yeah. It actually can do both of
the things you just said, but it's inefficient and it will drain the AFAC faster than it
should. Yeah. Okay. So first I want to stop the bleeding and then I want to heal. There
it is. The way I do it is stop heavy bleeds, drop light bleeds, fix fractures and then
heal up how do you fix fractures with a splint or your grizzly and that changes
a little bit that changes a little bit if it's specifically your stomach is out
what you want to do is you want to do heavy bleed light bleed fix your stomach
and then fix breaks and then heal up how do you fix your stomach chat how do I
heal oh sorry right-click the grizzly sim and use use heal all okay you know
You had to heal the menu no good. I had to heal all hit a heal awesome in case you have any fractures or anything
That's gonna heal those fractures. See you would have still walked in fucked up
Drive look ready to go you look great. Let's go. You need headphones. Let's get it put on headphones
It's actually matter. What are those two headphones are a crucial part of the game
It increases audio and it drains out like the bullshit birds and the grass and whatever
and allows you to go.
More support than helmet and armor.
Yup.
Really?
Oh, shit, okay.
Oh, headphones with that.
Okay.
Audio is literally the only thing that matters in this game.
Yeah, okay.
Which kind of sucks, because that's, that's,
that's, we gotta be jittery and jumping.
Yup.
We just fucking die.
First run of the day, we're on customs.
I'm in solo, I mean, I am deadlocked.
Like I played a poker game.
I'm not going to play poker game.
I'm going to play a butterfly
queen from a mile away.
Hey, did you did you see I got
cooked for putting you in the
S tier list?
I did not see the cooking but I
didn't see you do that and I
want to personally thank you,
Mr. Hot. Thank you. Thank you.
Here's the reality. Thank you.
And I was telling chat this a
We fucking shit on all these sons of bitches in that tournament. They still slander our name
I mean god forbid literally beat the best players in Tarkov ever. Yep, and yet they still slander
I say we probably got a little lucky sure sure sure
But we'd still get it. Yep. They'll get it
I'm like, who's like the Tarkov goat?
That's like, that's like the OG, the grandfather.
He's the grandfather of the game.
He's the grandfather of the game.
Now, if we're talking about like tournament,
you know, who's the best player that you want on your team?
I've said it before, it's a controversial take.
I'm taking either Vibein as like, that's my shooter
or Trey24K as my overall team captain.
What's up.
Tray nice to this shit.
Tray is absolutely fucking disgusting and that's a very controversial take because a
lot of people will say glorious alley landmark and different people for me personally I have
seen the way the dude plays in tournaments like he'll look at a tournament setting and
identify how he's going to win via the rules and then play off the back of that if that
makes sense.
All the other guys are just like great shooters and again, they're tacticians, but Trey is
just I mean, bro, he's an animal.
He's yeah, that's my that's my goat.
Damn, okay.
He's very good as well.
He's unbelievable.
I've heard glorious is nasty, but he's in the he's in EU and he has a kid so he can't
fuck anything with us.
It's it's hard to say glorious because I know in pugs. He's incredible, right in regular raids running labs
Glorious is right up there with the best but in tournament play. He doesn't really play tournaments
You know like it's hard to there's nothing to go off of
Desmond's also a freak but that's me does a freak. He's got no generals is a freak as well
hyper rats a freak
I mean, dude, there's just
Tarkov's a hard game to even put like this guy's the best or that guy's the best because the reality is that whoever moves the least is the best
That guy who just got off of work with a fucking 338 Lapua sitting in the dark corners the best player
Oh shit
We need to
We got to go the extracts first, we'll go hit car extract, turn around, we'll hit that
extract and then we'll go railway.
But we can go through the mob before we go on back.
So whenever you ADS, you're just going to right click and control right click to zoom
in, control right click to zoom out I believe.
It might be alt right click, I'm not too sure.
If you want to switch to this other site, I believe it might be con- I don't know.
How does he switch to his like hollow of a pop?
The other- I don't know.
I switched mine to P to switching sites on the actual site and then G to zooming in and
out.
Perfect.
Those are insane keybinds.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, G is the perfect zoom in zoom out keybind.
You will not commit to any other way.
P-uh-uh-uh-uh, I'll think this is my bad.
Yeah, P-P-sits.
He's fucking done.
You gotta go all the way across your keyboard.
Well, you rarely switch when you're doing that stuff.
You're usually in a close-win situation or a far-win situation.
You're not randomly, like, switching on you.
Yeah, I never switch.
How many people can you have at once, Rod?
I haven't even got four.
Five.
Shut up.
Wait, so we're in a format lobby?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah
Are they some uh, I don't know directions here, but uh pretty close radio side of the fence now
He's dead killed one killed one killed one
Is there two?
Scab up the ramp. Scab is dead as well.
Is the funniest part? Oh no, what the fuck? You are completely behind the wall.
It might be my servers man, maybe it's these servers that are bad. That's a normal thing for me
Love that for you
Alright, Sam suck them up
Okay, I got your shit you guys watch him Jack while he loots. I'll get all of peanut shit
No, you can't wallbang through this there's no bullet hole in it look on my screen
Yeah, I'm gonna be real on my screen you died here and you fell there
you want to take his back back?
You want to drop his rig inside of your backpack?
Okay.
Inside of that new one.
See what I'm saying?
So you want to take his.
You want to make sure you keep that helmet.
Those headphones.
Is that a player?
Let's go.
Well, there you go.
Now you want to put, you got to look inside of the backpack
before you can lit it.
Or you can put things in there.
Okay.
But you gotta look inside of the backpack before you can loot it, or you can put things in there.
Yep, he's driving the rig in there.
Oh, this guy was fucking kidded.
Yeah, he was massive.
And then alt left quick.
Beautiful.
All right, cool.
Can I put this?
Put this extra up?
Yeah, you can.
I would get out of the road and come and do it over here, because it's gonna take you
a second.
I'm gonna go check and see if Carr's here.
There's no slot for that item.
or what item yeah because you you you have a rig and an armor on yourself so
you took your armor off and yeah come over here over here
all right it's a big come up I mean listen anytime you can get an extra
kid it's used for you so what you're gonna want to do is if you want to put
that armor on you're gonna have to drop your tactical rig or just put in your
backpack and then drop your trooper and then alt left-click on that rig and
we'll put on your body. You gotta drop your armor. Okay. There you go. I'm gonna take this back here now.
Now you have to grab your rig, put your mags inside of your new armor and rig.
Yeah.
I dropped half my mags earlier on accident. It's a long story. It's okay. It's okay.
Now you're gonna need to reload that mag so take that in me five five bullets and drag them on top of that mag
So you can reload them
We're good all right
We get a shit yep, I got all these stuff
Do you like bring him his stuff back?
I'll look at our way.
Well, it's anything, yeah, you can be a solo running into five bands.
Uh, Symphony, I need you to come over here and just run down this road for, like, right past that truck, and you should see a ding.
Uh, wait, down this road in the left road?
This road, yeah, yeah, just run on the road, just a little bit, not all the way. You'll see a ding, bottom right.
Did you get it? You already got it. Chat's saying you're good.
I already did.
Alright, let's go.
That's like the quest thing or whatever yep, that's the quest it's the reason why we're here
Hey, that's that's our first kills right there. That's your bed there you go now if you want to to see who killed that guy
Sim come behind this red crate going to your inventory click the dog tag and then just double click on it
And it'll tell you who killed him
Inventory dog tag double click on it
Where is it?
All right, bottom left of your backpack. Oh
Yeah
Watcha miss prime
I thought I got the kill shit
Hard carried classic
Thanks a lot for inviting me to play hideous.
Have a great time.
I need someone else to die.
That was fucking ridiculous.
See, I wish, if we can get them...
You said Wardon should be three hours, man.
There's no idea what day of the week it is.
There he's talking about the firing range. They're opening up the firing range day for a stress test
Sam you hear how like we're pretty loud that's because we're awake because we have extra gear sets on and
Anything that you hear in your audio. It's like think of it as like five times louder and farther and other people's audio
So the more we run while we're overweight the more people who are sitting in bushes or about to come this way
We'll hear us before we hear them stop moving and ready to clap our fucking booty cheeks
So that's why we try this our stamina shit
That's why we start walking if you are out of stamina
I would just go ahead and lay down and crawl until it's full again and then stand up and keep walking
I
Can just lay down all the way down if I didn't if I didn't have you here
It's under the structure. It was happy thought. That's what I was thinking. Well, I'm gonna talk off
There's gonna sit on this fence and regain your stamina. I'll use an online map okay, okay
You want to hear some funny back of the day when
Me and some over playing this game and learning it
we'd have the wiki open so we could know the maps and the wiki the maps were
flipped upside down so we were trying to navigate these maps while they were
literally upside down and it was actual hell see you would think but it's the
principle of we're looking we're brand new to the game we're looking at a map
the game doesn't give us and it's upside down in the fucking wiki how much
aids can we deal with
I got my eyes peeled
Yeah, don't get walked up on by 10,000 hours to Gilloware
I'm fucking interchange
freak
That guy had the number five headphones, I think true
I'm kind of I'm kind of stacked now. I feel like
You are you are you wearing the headphones? Yeah, I don't think you sound so much better
Sound like I got a
Sandy Q on
Yeah
So it's good about those is it drowns out the audio around so like the wind and the birds and it makes the footsteps loud as shit
I'm so sorry man, extra camping is always a bitch.
Heck you blew that guy top of ramp right?
No, it was a scav.
Oh.
If you get shot right now, does it cancel the extract or...
No, it didn't cancel it, but if you die, obviously, you don't make it out.
Nice job, boys.
Good read.
Easy work.
One team.
Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay, boss.
Sometimes bad things happen to really good, really sexy, really hot, really hot guys, really hot people.
That's what happens sometimes.
It's yes very very rarely but it does happen
But I don't want to touch any of my lead exes right how many lead exes do you have?
to
You only need one
What do you let it go on the market for more than they do the damage you know not really no
That's my only like complaint is and I mean I'm happy that
There's the key cards have changed but like all of those expensive items the only ones that are actually going up right now is graphics cards
But X's aren't a lot at all
They look 500,000 I think they're 499 and your stash. Let me look
Guys
I'm paying 85,000 rubles for the tax, but if I just sell it to therapists, I'm getting
494.
So you're making nothing.
Yeah.
Making 20k rubles.
Alrighty.
Pee, I have everything other than your headphones.
I don't even, I don't even see your headphones.
Did you have headphones on?
Yeah, that's fine, there should be headphones.
All right.
There were GSS H's.
That's why I didn't pick them.
I'll throw you meds in here as well.
I'm talking, I got them in my butthole.
Okay, sounds good, sounds good.
All righty, Sim, you should have finished that guide,
so tell me what the next part of it is.
Okay.
You're going to click on tasks at the top, and where it says story, you're just going to click story, you know, it should say that you have to do something else now.
Go to your inventory, so hit character, and then at the very top hit tasks.
Yes, sir.
Okay, so you still need to survive one more time on interchange.
Yeah, well, wait, oh, no, that's optional.
No, yeah, he only survived one time.
Yeah, you need to turn that in, now there's a mouse.
All right, cool, do that.
Yeah.
Talk to Ragnan and turn in the 250,000 to therapist.
Okay.
Show me how to fart, show me how to poop.
What is the password for it?
Painkiller
Same thing is taking those so it's the same thing is taking your pills, but they last longer now
It does have a negative effect
Slab it on your cock. You can run without legs for miles. There it is. It lasts a lot longer fight. Yep. Oh
It takes a little bit longer, but it's definitely like I don't use that the regular painkillers
I only use ibuprofen's and then I usually run like a morphine stem peanut can't do that. He's allergic to morphine
Yeah
Yeah, it's it's it's it's
It's hereditary my father before me was allergic to morphine and his father before him
So you guys took something that's like an allergy in the game
You're gonna have three random allergies peanut
His allergies are quite literally the worst allergies that you could possibly have in the game
What does he have?
EGG, Ovidal, EGG, Morphine, and what's the last one?
Oh, Ivy Brofint.
Ivy Brofint.
So the best painkiller in the game he can't take.
He's just screwed up.
Yeah.
Propitol, which is a stem that literally everyone runs.
It's a painkiller and it heals you over time, can't run.
And an ETG, which there's nothing else like it, and it's the best stem in the game he cannot use either.
I
Didn't find like kind of an alternative it doesn't really work even like 25% is good, but the PNB
Yeah, healthy generation of plastic for 40 seconds, so that gives you 120 health which is you know like almost
Take a worse prop at all
Well, no, no, it's better than a prop at all
Really?
Well, it's not better
So with a problem to get 300 health with a PNB you get 120, but you get the 120 much faster than you would get the 300
got it 120 in 40 seconds versus if you take Pometallia get 300 in 300 seconds
got it it's it's still kind of good but not crazy I that's actually what I did
that day after that stream I went to all the stint it was like okay I got a
some other place you were geeking I had to figure it out this doesn't really
doesn't so now I put in my sim case like you three PMBs three moment does this
in case all right now I need to stack up over dog a PB so if I take both at the
same time I do heal up easily quick okay yeah that's good okay perfect I think
the
Hey guys.
Hey, P. Hey, buddy.
What's my name is P. That.
I've got a problem.
I have nothing.
I'm gonna use the restroom.
I'll be right back.
you. I'm going to push you
like you want a game like
this. Don't make sense. Yeah.
Okay. You have your whole arm
to aim. Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
This game will break you this
game. I'm telling you I'm
telling you if you go look at
my Monday stream I listen. I'm
a happy go love and Mr. Peter
I mean, it was possibly one of the worst days of my life.
Oh, no.
I do.
I rarely want to get off stream before it's over.
And it was two hours before I ended.
I didn't want to say it, because you know what?
I want to give everybody a good move.
I was like, I want to get out of here.
It was horrible.
This game can take you to the ringer.
Oh my god.
And to kill the last night, and I just got one tap,
and it killed all my dope.
I lost everything.
That did I that that is what happened to me for seven hours stayed on Monday
I literally did not survive even one raid in seven hours
That yeah, it's not something fun
Is that is that you yeah, it's me I'm just a little bacon
No, Jack's the other guy
That's right. Yeah, okay. You have a chicken. I'll put this right up your butthole
Wait, how do I how do I get that jacket? Oh, shit. Shit. Oh, you have to kill killer 100 times
I wait no, I forgot they teach you some pushes like you can get it 50 times
50 times if you kill a 50 times 50 times. Yeah
I forgot to unhide this screen when it was 100. I want that to be known. I did it twice. I did 200
What the hell is going on in this classroom?
Classroom!
Oh!
Nothing's charging!
The hell's going on in here?
Pay attention, soldiers!
Take a chair.
All right.
I was just scaring him faintly. Don't worry.
Good, good, good.
I hear some shots over there.
So, this map's better or what?
This is a more played map, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Better, uh, you know.
Yeah. So we're gonna get some more action. A lot more. Okay, okay, okay.
Nice job. Great, great movement. I don't actually know how to jump. Use a little spacebar for me.
Yeah, that's that's right, right? Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
And I really don't like my gun.
Alright, gotta be careful up here, Sam. There's a lot of angles on this fort.
I see you down there.
Now, typically, whenever we walk into a place like this, we all just try and like walk around.
So in case someone does run, we know it's not us.
and the F.P. he just runs, I killed him
I'll catch him, I like it, I like getting my cart away by a cart
okay I figured it out, dude I was jumping
once you let go of space
that was made to be quick, okay
yeah that's weird
I'm sure he knows this church, dude, this is a new church
all right I think there's people in this building over to the left
let's go get them
good day to see God amen
I'm behind here I'm coming oh fuck
You can see your leisure I think it did ship
Use jumpy
Hard to jump to your left hard to jump to your left
John is yeah, he might run over to the other building across
not scared at all
on the airfield
there's one around there
sorry
one more one more
yep, pcs right here
I'm holding the door P. They swing this they die
I'm outside right now. I think one's on my left.
I'm outside right now. Don't kill me.
I'm on the first body.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, see you.
I thought I heard someone over by these crates though.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I don't see him. I'm right here.
He went to our left.
Oh, shoot!
He's shot!
I think that's a scab.
Oh, that's not who is shooting you, though.
I think...
I see him. I'm dead. Fuck, I'm dead.
He's in Krakos, second floor.
Okay.
What do I use?
Symphony, do you know the door to your left to see it?
No, no, no, the tiny one was right to the left where you're aiming.
Good.
On that brick building.
I'm underneath it.
Don't shoot me.
I'm underneath Gragas.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
Yeah.
Where are you, Jack?
I'm back right outside.
You by this crates tracker now?
I'm on that body right now.
I
Used I take me and tell me where they went so I have no stand
He's upstairs for sure
Yep
Right there that one bad guys and second for that your TV to the first floor
Son of a hutch
Dracked that read I looked out on my keyboard to find my buddy to fucking zoom in
On the stairs right now hutch. She's on the second floor
Where's the ad-drag exactly?
I'm on second floor much. Are you second floor right now? No, no, kill anything that's up there. Okay, okay. Yeah
He's lit his fuck he's gonna come back up to you soon. Yeah
170
I got the grenade!
Oh, shit, it was that grenade.
That should be it, Sam.
That should be it.
Go in your butthole, right click, use.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not going to get all of this.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That was excellent.
That was excellent.
Yep, yep, yep.
Like that swing right there, Peter.
Ooh, I saw you had the courageousness of a thousand lines bleeding through your veins.
That was a boy's salem.
Here we go.
Come on.
You should have seen him in the hall of his glory, Hodge!
Almost died to an aide? That's alright?
He would have star- He would have stared down a thousand men!
If they were up there!
Alright, we're gonna have to go wrap up.
Drac and P.F.D. get them looting, okay?
Alright.
Take your time.
Wait, so let me get this straight.
Drac died looking down at his keyboard.
Yeah.
I was trying to zoom in my scope, but I couldn't find the hockey.
Ehhh, shit.
That's awesome.
Good job, Samsonic. Good job, Samsonic.
Oh, no. Good job.
Oh, it's scary, because I didn't want to, like, team kill and shit, you know? It's kind of...it's kind of insane.
Well, that's why...
I know you completely need what you want, but just with your thing specifically, that tango scope, I never use the scope on top.
little red dot ever ever ever just use the one really okay okay that ever like
that's why my that's you whatever we were you guys like oh why is why is it the
P key to switch sides cuz I literally never do it yeah but I'm still hurt
holy shit I'll be back this guy upset so we can go loot them okay yeah that'd be
the worst looter ever. So that's all right, boss. That's all
right.
I see my coach. He really liked the scandal.
Is he on?
Yeah, he's actually just he started shooting. He takes me to
come play with him.
Either way, you're really like this puppy.
I would rather have a three-man fight a five-man than a five-man fight a five-man yeah, it gets confusing
It's a scav outside
All right stay with me Sam so we can keep track of one another
Yeah, being that you want to tell me where everybody is
Yeah, being dragon both relatively the same location and next to those trains
I'm outside of the right. He's kind of walking towards you. You're about to play walk on track right now
Sim just watch my back. Okay
Yeah, honestly be a drag on the same way. We were looking around for the guy we saw
Um, he saw his friends.
Yeah, he saw his friends.
Hi, here's someone.
This is Scav.
Scav?
He's a cool armor, Drake.
Thanks, I don't know how I got it.
Hey, Wibbs.
What'd she say? Does Wibbs ever come by here?
Hey, my stream?
Oh, sometimes in my chat earlier.
It's never come by my chat.
Just gotta give him VIP, he'll be in there.
Yeah, Wibbs is a great man, so selfless.
It's like helping an old senile put something in his shower with him.
What a good man.
What a donation to society.
What a guy.
a guy what a guy hutch for four hours on this game am I doing better than him it was going
crazy actually for some reason yeah Tim didn't do terrible he was he was good like I always
say he was good he was he was competent in like playing the game he just didn't enjoy playing the game
He just didn't really, uh, he didn't really have too much fun.
Well, that's the thing you gotta understand, is that you're not supposed to have one.
Yeah, true.
He's supposed to stop that.
I'm gonna load these mags so I can get Peanut's element and then we're good to go.
Cut.
Oh, that's-
There's a real person-
Oh, alright.
He's in the crack.
These motherfuckers, bro.
I
Kind of boys do you think he's using? Yeah, I
Couldn't tell I think they are quite small
Sound wasn't crazy
Everybody was staying in the middle of the fucking open. Yeah. Yeah, never doing that again. Oh my god
Oh, that's his vision.
Oh wait, that's my, my nade got that guy, right?
Maybe, actually that's his vision.
Right?
And he wouldn't be running away from it, just the direction that he would be.
Come on, I don't think you might hit the ding-a-long.
I don't think so, I think there's someone more over here somewhere.
I'll get the double leg.
I'm going to switch spots.
No, just a prop at all in an ETG and take those windows it's not gonna be fun for me
here
not him right there
no he's up top
I just... they completely sandwiched me in this area.
I'll find them boys. Give me a moment. I believe in you, Hatch. I believe, bro. Do
your thing. I don't understand how you're still healing.
I got fucked up bad.
Hehehehe. Holy shit.
He's healed forty fucking times.
They added a black lock.
War dogs.
No way.
Oh shit.
That's not this one.
I'm gonna be honest.
I think my best bet is to run through this gap
Hopefully live and get that door
Why are these guys just running away?
my bag is for sure gone these are a bunch of fucking player scabs
Ahhhh
Other fuckers around
There's someone right outside
What are you pussies doing man?
Just sitting over there jacking yourself off of the bush?
I just can't with these fucking players man.
Not them? Are they leaving?
None to go.
I
Think they go jeez brother. There's no way
Are you fucking serious brother like who am I playing against man these people are not real
They just they just wrap the gear and then leave as their boy sits there and holds it away
My bag's gone, 100%.
That is fucking annoying.
thing on nothing burger
and laughing
yeah and laughing
Julie's get some of their shit out I can go back and check for my bag when my bag
is likely gone
haha I guess like they got
haha it just blows man because
It's like the one time I try and peek at the guys they saw my body off takes me 30 seconds to heal and then I go to finally push him and then they just run away to the extract.
But don't worry, I'm lucky and Dr. Jekyll is making me bleed the entire time.
Shut up and pee that.
I'm going to die.
Apologies, boys.
You're lucky.
Big ol' nothing burger. No, I never felt lucky not once.
You're lucky.
Oh, I just wanted to let you go.
You're lucky, boys, to die.
Somehow I think I lost money that run. I definitely lost money
Well, you guys had to watch that
Yeah, it could be worse. You could be fat and a heck. Hey, you could have died looking at your keyboard
What a shit raid
I think so. Yeah. No doubt. You don't listen. I didn't hit apply. Okay. Great. Just never
feel bad for bitching when you're playing Tarkov because everybody who is watching you
does the exact same thing and the people who aren't in our life. Why are you complaining?
Those are the PvE players. We don't pay any mind to them. Well, the only person I got
anything for is peanut I have your gun everybody else get fucked you know give
it to drack no you want to hit that guy symphony I'll go home come see you guys
run a three I'm on a dude go side peace out bro scout have a good one boys
geez lady grades I hope I wish the best of luck with trackers symphony it was
eat some good
See you guys later, dude
Yeah, he said I am but he's fucking idiots
Watch me run around and do absolutely jack dick for the last 10 minutes. So I don't down. I don't blame him
Alan dude. That was so fucking AIDS
That was so AIDS
All right, well boys scab run
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
We're going to Naked?
Yeah, appreciate it.
Okay.
Let's get it.
I believe War Dogs is only in the firing range.
6,000, well, 5,800.
Yeah, I feel like a fucking Bob, but everyone says that's normal for like 500 hours. So
Very normal, bro
Very very very normal don't feel bad
Or you just do what I did and run around and look for angles while these guys are just sitting in fucking bushes
I think that's that's the point where I get very frustrated with the game is again
like I told you when you when you open up the launcher this game is the largest
concentration of absolute virgins on the internet in any game that's ever existed
it's a bunch of people who are absolutely terrified of an L and they will sit
there and not move and sit in bushes the entire time just to make sure that they
don't lose but I'd tell you it feels fantastic when you win all right who's
this. That's me. I'm alone. I'm alone. Drag under the shot. Is that in the building? Yeah,
we're next to a building. I'm on the other side of this building.
I
Was a bolt action or I just think Otto you got a little
Snub nose to nose it. Yo this thing looks like shit brother
Let's go boy shawty. Oh fucking kill me. Oh, is that it to not it's a Tars. Oh, that's that is cynical
this is like the worst gun in the game or what yeah the worst gun oh okay the
absolute worst yeah but if you shot through it you need it for a plus that
is true okay something in front of us I think it's a scare it's close he's
Okay, okay, he's really great. I think I think yes, yeah
Shot or is that that was that in front of us sounded in front I think it might be in Panda
These scabs kind of freaked me out
Well, they like fake being a scab like a real player fake being a scab and then I tell you or some shit
That's what made ten quit the game
No way
Yeah, quite literally we were on we were on streets and this guy walked up
He's like is this a scav and I was like, I don't know Tim and then the dude shoots him and he's like
I can't stand this game. Oh, no, who's my friend? Who's the enemy?
It's for sure a player around us somewhere
In front of me, I saw his legs off come to me boys
Yes, no legs right in front careful
Right in the bushes careful hit him again
He's still alive he's running run boys push him pushing pushing pushing he's in front of us
And I know I was behind the crate behind the yellow crate, I believe
Got behind on that crate. Oh, he got me. He got me. He got me dude. This gun is shit
Yolo, buddy, Jack I hit it again
of
I
Just want me to 3 s I
Mean we're on scabs with shotguns and no fucking helmets it is what it is
First of all I'm a fucking moron and the chat said I should have taken the scope off
Yeah, I just fully zoomed in Cypress scope on a shotgun. Yeah, I would have just I would have just if I were you
I would have just shed that scope for sure
Yeah
That's six hit count. Yeah, dude. I just I was shooting fucking
Marshmallows, man. I
Was shooting marshmallows
Yeah, bro, when you die on this shit though, you really do just get fucking one tap
Yeah, you just the outplay is shooting him in the face. That's it
Yeah
That'll happen. All right, boys. Put a kid on we're going over the customs
We're getting a kit? Okay. Get a kit. A kit that you got. I do have a gun if you either of you guys want this AK that was peanuts
No, no give it to him. Not only the AK. Alright Sam, I can bring this in for you. Okay, do I need to bring ammo?
No, I'll bring in ammo. Okay, next step
Bring that
Don't worry guys, we're just we're warming up here. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. We're all good
Good in the hood, man.
BT, pop that up.
All right, I got you a gun, two, three mags.
I'm just gonna bring you that.
I can bring a sack of ammo.
I got your ammo as well.
Just bring in everything else.
I'm going to get a big
big backpack helmet headphones
wherever you can serve gift.
Thank you, Jeff.
Uh, I hate everybody in this
call.
get on online. You come on. You I
listen a driver hit the fucking
pole and just took out the town.
No way. Took out the fucking
internet in the town. Could you
believe it? Yeah. Well, you just
drove into that bitch. Dude, you
drove into it, dude. I look like
a crazy guy driving around my
town trying to figure out why I
have no fucking internet. I'm
like, what's going on out here?
But what's happening?
What's going on out here? I
fuck I'm an ancient man, but I
got I got plans. You know, the
wife knows there's no internet she
Who asked you to play that's right tough guy
Tomorrow war dogs tomorrow oh
Shit, what time is that?
Think it's about four p.m. EST. I think
I see you I see you boys. All right. See you on there, bro. Let it do
All right, I think I'm ready. Are we ready gang helmet? That's it. No, no, no
What's better at contact to or like a tactical sport had peace contact to is refined
Yeah
How much is your mentor work?
Where's that a total items 76 million
Which is nothing. I mean that's that's literally nothing
Sounds like a lot it's literally like in the grand scheme of things I'm poor
But I've also been helping out the homies learn the game. So I don't mind
Money's easy to come in this game
I can bring a helmet as you can see this is how I lose my money
No, don't apologize. You're good. No, we're we're better
Surely we get a nice one here. Surely surely surely
Dude, hi, bro. We were about to be rich off that one. Yeah, and then yeah
I just sat in the fucking open like an idiot show dude yesterday
We were sitting there me and Nick were on shoreline
We kill these guys with full backpacks whatever and I go there's always a bigger fish in the sea as I'm running back
into the door a guy just taps me from across the map and kills me hey everybody
to say I'm not ready you have to join in bottom left
there you go back all right here we go I can't wait oh my god oh yeah oh hell
L. Shifty. That's what you got to do.
L. Shifty. L. Shifty.
Okay, okay, okay.
Uh, I don't know if I'm going to do the War Dogs firing range.
I, I mean, do we really want to go and jump into firing range and just kind of walk around?
Like what is there to do?
Practice flying
I'm pretty sure he's moving it.
Instead of starting at 8pm, he moved it to 5pm, but now I think he's going back to like
6pm now.
So he's like finding that like middle ground
Ooh
There's a 25,000 person queue just to get into the firing range, bro.
I'm telling you, man, I'm telling you, I think my prediction is going to be right.
I truly do.
Spawn of the game boys. No rush. Drac, helmet, symphony, ammo, helmet right here, Drac. On the ground.
You're doing great, Drac. You're doing great.
Doing great, boys. We're doing great.
She brought me a gun, right? Yeah, right here. Thank you, sir.
What if I did it?
Yeah, I'm just running around tonight. Let's go boys
Up in captive 18 ever since the first time I saw you
Come on drachymus. Come on
Dragon is Potomous.
They keep telling me to aim for a head, but like, you know how fucking hard that is?
Hahaha.
It's...
There.
That's difficult, man.
Wait.
Alright.
Drac, dammit, stay with us, man.
Or symphony.
That's him.
That's me.
I was, uh, I put a 30 round in and they put the game in.
I was I put a 30 round in and they said to put the 60 and it was the whole thing
All right, we're good. I like that though. You thought I was track. I like that
It's an old granada to let's go boss
us. How about if you're actually looting items versus like killing people for the loot if you're
trying to like get get it. So yeah listen I'm gonna be honest with you Symphony and I mean this
with all due respect and love. Every player that you're gonna run into is probably gonna be better
than you. Now you are gonna have better aim but if you went 10 gunfights right now the chances of
you winning three of them is pretty low so we are going to be hopefully moving
tactic of tactically tactic tactically through this map getting all his quests
done and then leaving and we'll kill anyone in our path but if I just
pre-ad yes everything and just shoot them in that I mean that's as well oh
Oh, yeah, you lose sir. I learned that last game
Can we hold up your gun for so long? Yeah
The biggest thing man is like we will win the majority of gunfights if we know where they are
But sadly in this game
That's the hardest part because everybody just sits on their fucking hands and doesn't move
Right
That's far right we're good
So with audio sim if it doesn't sound like it is literally in your ass
It's pretty super far. Yeah suppressor or not
Alrighty, like I said on the first run, Drac, this is the highest likelihood of dying right up here on this hill.
Should I pull a PK?
Yeah, I thought I would if you had one.
Second floor is also open.
And she's very scaredy.
Very scaredy. There are players actively fighting in here.
You guys are going to struggle getting into this, but this is kind of our only option right now.
There's Ron and then
Jump up there.
Okay, you go ahead.
My shot, dumbass!
Shit, track.
As a player dead in there, you guys are good.
Track, I'm not too sure.
Hahaha!
Just dam it.
Just dam it.
Yeah.
Hey guys, as a dead player in the corner if you want to go loot him.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he looked a player.
I don't know, what's the vault bind?
You don't have to vault, just run, start running, get your stamina full, then jump on
the bag, start running, and while you're running, just take space.
shit's kind of brutal. Oh yeah.
Guys, Drax is not a better movement than me, bro. You got lucky.
No, I first had that yesterday.
Oh, like, it's insane.
Were you still not in?
Oh, I've been waiting for stamina.
All right, Sim is in.
Come on, save your crouching buddy.
Come on.
Yeah, I'm being tactical.
Yep, good work, good work
You're doing great you're doing great. Oh, we're taking around second or what? Yeah, thanks. Oh
Yeah, we're staircase right in the middle
Now do you want me to go up there and clear it or do you want to go try and get your PvP in sim?
Go attract y'all got this shit, man
Y'all got this come on lock in
You win these you win these
Be careful on your long peaks down the hallway don't worry about anything underneath you. I'll kill whatever down there
Good trick
is it me on the staircase? I'm on second floor now.
some more of this open, I'm going to go in and close it.
I'm going up third.
oh and I'm dead, he's just sitting there behind the shelf.
Oh shit, now what?
Oh, what's going on hot samba?
No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Stay right there, Greg.
Oh, wait, hot shit's to go. Hold on.
Where you at, Greg? You still on second?
I'm still on stairs, I'm still scared.
Yeah.
They are fighting.
I'm good.
Can I try them?
Hmm, I'd let me move for a second here.
Ok, let me know.
I'd go ahead and try to go up that staircase a little bit if I were you.
Not so much.
I think they probably went all the way down the hallway.
I think you're good to run up that staircase and go cross.
I think he's all the way down that hallway.
Can you throw a nade down the hallway?
I don't have those. I don't have those. Wonderful.
Fuck! He's crouched on the door just holding the fucking lane.
doing really good man just kind of chillin huh just hanging out
got
I died before his body was around the wall.
i'm gonna go back and watch that
guys guys it's only two years in a row of getting one v3 everything's fine
was it going better or worse with
uh... nick mercs here
probably just find a turbo spamming while i was printing
first bullet to the eyeball
Hotchessin' talk, this is not good.
No, no, no, we're good, bro.
I'm more mad at myself.
I mean, I just, I went to sprint around the corner
and the guy just one taps me in the face.
It's my fault.
I should have killed that guy.
I should have just held that corner.
I mean, I would just think that he would want it
the right hand peek and I was going to go and try
and turbo his right side, but, or his left side,
but he just, he went left side peek and.
I mean, Jack, let's not forget, bro.
That guy that killed us probably has.
It's 4,000 hours hours combined times like a fucking thousand so there are four hours
I'm saying bro. He's he's got a thousand times hours and and and
But fuck them
I'm supposed to win that gentlemen. That's on me
That's on me. That's on me. I should not have lost that in any world. I shouldn't have lost that
We read gear, we go again!
I don't have magazines for this shit.
is there anything else I can
ring, 215,169,124 for a bastion.
You can just run these while we can.
You know what I think the biggest problem is?
I am so far in my own head about how terrible
servers are that I am like terrified of being shot behind a wall that I'm just playing to
not die. That makes sense. And it's killing me more than just playing the game regularly.
Like I refuse to peak those angles in like chal a gunfight because I'm I am just like
like, again, terrified of just dying to desync.
When in reality, I should just keep doing exactly what I'm doing and just pray that
I don't die to the desync.
I think that's just what you're supposed to do.
servers is not servers roads the game the game shit in terms of like the
stability doesn't matter if I'm on these this is the best server I could
possibly be on to not have the the terrible desync that's
the
on there's that's
grab the backpack
all right boys scab run and we can't for another minute PMC run put on a gear set doesn't matter what it is
my kids ready as soon as I can really I'm gonna go piss but I'm ready
I don't. Hold. Hold. I don't. I
don't have a hell of it. There
was never a time without D.
Sink. Yeah, but there's there's
moments in the history of Tarkov
where it's been less like even
at the start of the seasonal, it
was it wasn't this bad. It was
ruin the servers yo tingle thank you so much for the five gifted bro rawl craft blimpy
Monday low ish Tyler JD level and cold thank y'all for the love man I appreciate the love
of the subs everybody
Come on!
Come on!
Bum bum bum bum
I'm
Playing firing range got you excited for war dogs. Yeah, I'm pumped bro. I cannot wait I
Cannot wait
Blackhawks bad ass is it yeah Nick had internet issues someone ran into his fiber-blind pole
or I don't know these have an issues
Open to anybody pre-ordered the game. Yo Saturn OG Tig and Matt with the five get it over on
I appreciate you guys man. Thank you all so much for the gift is thank y'all so much for love. I
Appreciate you dudes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you much love to you guys dudes. Thank you
Draca, what are we doing? I'm ready. I'm ready. This is hard man. I'm ready. I'm trying to improvise we got this bro
Come on. I'm ready. Yeah, Jack. So that is Kate. Oh, I don't I don't have a helmet by the way
I don't either bro. We honestly track. We're gonna get one tapped anyways, bro
We don't fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
No, I'm getting GTA on on console. I'll probably just play GTA on console until
Until it comes out on PC for sure
I use 64 audio headphones.
Jack, we got a lock-in for Huts here, bro, I feel like we're letting them down.
Oh, you guys are good, man.
Thanks, man, bro.
There is, in no part of me that I think you're going to come on this game and stop some.
It's just how it is.
Okay, good, good, good.
Huts, I have one kill.
I'm like one in ten.
Yeah, that'll happen, bro.
That'll happen.
Listen, I just lost the easiest one to be one in my life.
So how can I be mad at you whenever I'm doing what I'm doing?
Well, I walked up that staircase.
You know what, Jack, next time I'll take you up on that bait, bro.
You're walking up that staircase.
You guys I walked I walked up there, dude.
And before I could even see the guy, I was so mad.
Blue fucking you took.
Goofy ass. I don't know bro. He saw me walking right up
All right boys, let's do it come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
I actually can't wait for WarDogs tomorrow, get kind of excited.
Oh, dude, I'm pumped.
I am absolutely pumped.
I only played that last day with you.
I didn't play any of those early days because I was playing the cod beta.
And then off launch, I'm going to a, uh, I'm going to a wedding somewhere.
Dude, I gotta, I gotta get my hours in on that shit.
Yeah, it's, dude, I, it's going to be a really, really fun, at least month of gaming on War Dogs.
And I'm hoping that- Yeah, I think it'll be, it'll have some, like, to it.
Yeah, I'm hoping that after a month, like, it's still, it's not just everyone has everything
Where you guys at?
We're both up here.
Right over here boys, come on.
I will not die without shooting a bullet. I will not die without shooting a bullet. I will not run and die in middle of my sprint pushing a guy who has a dildo in his ass sitting on a corner. I will not.
I will not die to desync. I will not die to someone with TTV and their fucking name for the 20th time today
I will win
Come on
Lot of shots so how far of a risk is that?
That's on the other side of the map
Probably like right on the other side remember that hill we ran across that Brazil. Yeah, probably on the other side of that
How many maps are there to queue?
A lot.
Something just ran in through the front door.
There is a player in there as well.
That's a scav.
He's going to run at that player.
No stamina now, I'm waiting.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Do we have someone in here?
I think this guy probably went up the second floor
Just run down hall, huh?
You guys?
Is that a player?
No, it's a guy.
There is players up here, though.
Okay.
No, scab.
There is players up here, though.
Okay.
Are y'all should hold that staircase?
I'm dead and I'm weak, there's a guy on your staircase, look staircase.
What was that noise?
I'm gonna bleed out.
Do you see us in aid?
You just don't in aid?
Yeah.
You good?
Nice.
That's a player and now you got one to your left.
I guess they're like I guess I should heal but well wait so that guy just killed you
all the way down that hall immediately much I yeah I just I figured if I had not one but
Two of my fucking teammates in the middle of the hallway,
I would maybe not get shot in the ass, you know?
Were you guys just sniffing each other's buttholes?
How do you think I died?
You think he said mean words to me and I dropped?
I swung that.
I swung that.
I swung it immediately.
We both swung it immediately.
I died.
Somehow I was the first one to get shot, but I think he
killed Hodge who's trying to kill me.
Y'all low-key, I think you accidentally might have died.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you don't.
Because we were both in that hallway.
Scavron, Scavron, Scavron.
Chad, I'ma be honest, this is the hardest class I've ever had.
I don't know what to say or how to say it.
This is the hardest class I've had.
is the hardest class.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
I don't understand how I died
while they were getting shot at.
There was two of them in between me and that human being
and I'm the one who dies.
I don't get it yet again.
I don't know how that happens.
But I'm at the point of like,
I might have to just lock in and make money.
Because this, I do, I don't even know what to say.
Tim just admitted he likes to hate watch your streams. Oh, that's good
Quake maker fucking fantastic and my gun is shit it on so even
while I'm shooting this gun it's probably going to jam. Yo Saturn, Tiggles,
McHaggis, Fatal, Penny, and Matt thank y'all so much for the gift it's over on the
tube. I appreciate you guys man thank you.
Oh dude I'm losing everything. I'm losing everything.
uh you might be me bro who knows the shit's made with bubble gum and tape
where you at I'm right over here
oh now we gotta wait for that toster to boot up
yeah I'm just kidding
Toast was eating up
I'm just blown away how that guy swings both of you guys
And I'm the one who gets one tap.
I'm pretty sure Drac, who was shooting at the motherfucker,
lived longer than me.
I did.
That is just so retarded.
I'm right over here.
I have a Nerf gun.
Yeah, we all got bad little pieces of shit.
I got a quick maker.
Use the post-in-effect settings in gamehunch?
Yeah.
OK, I just turned it on.
I think it looks better.
Just try turning it on, right?
Yeah, it brightens things up.
There's no uh
Me I'm load this maggle zane
I don't I did you in our trainers go okay, buddy keep walking that way. I'll catch up just loading up a MP5 back
to
Let's go boys.
all the way to you
the time sixteen minutes we don't have that much longer in this raid
which probably just go check dorms
also we need to figure out where you guys are at with your
west
won't have it
so we can get you out of customs place fucking blows
Oh, that was in that body back there, but it was the keychats pissed.
Oh, the unknown key. You're good, bro.
of
I'm here. Let's go. See if we can't find somebody inside the dorms.
is a scav at the door
up
one is a scav in the hallway
a lot of dead shit, a lot of dead players
Yeah, I think I think all the players are gone. I think who knows there might be just
One sitting in a corner
Okay, so whoever was here killed Rashaul and probably took car
I didn't take the car.
Oh my gosh.
That was not even good.
Oh my gosh.
Is that a Rishala guard?
Yeah, there's a Rishala guard down here.
Careful. Not too sure what that is.
One of these, it's the boss's guards,
which means these motherfuckers could just decide
to kill us at like any point, I'm pretty sure.
also means the piece oh shit those are scabs also means that there might be a
dead player somewhere inside of here
Oh
Yeah, that's right. It could have been a scab that looted all the guard shit, maybe
Yo, Fatal, thank you so much for the 20 gifted bro. I appreciate you man. Thank you for the love dude
YouTube Jack, we get some love and some dubs in here for the big dog.
Alrighty, I found a body.
Just another guard out here in the bushes.
What is this?
What's this camera on?
Some of these things freak me out, man.
Oh my god.
I peek a corner and there's just some dudes walking.
Oh my gosh.
No.
Alrighty, well, no PMC, sadly.
Oh fuck, who is that?
Is that you, Jack?
Nope.
There's a putter scab over here.
All right, let's get out of here boys. Yep, follow in your bag
So when you shoot one scab is the entire server of scabs meta you then yeah, just like that area, okay
Yeah, used to be just the area, but I'm pretty sure it's like everywhere now
And there's nothing in here we can keep moving
What the heck?
Searching his pockets?
Chad, where's the nearest extract to us?
What'd it be, scab checkpoint?
Holy shit, the rain is loud though.
A lot of fuck
What X what extracts you guys have
Spam oh
Spam oh my god
Thank you. Yeah
All right
Oh, that hurts here. Oh, great. Beautiful.
We go this way.
We're going to try and just go up and over this layup here.
We're going to go to like the far corner of the map.
I think there's an extract over here, pretty sure.
I think maybe we just do our scabs whenever we just got to get streets unlocked for symphony
once you have streets unlocked I think it will open up playing scab run a lot better
Which was the map with the mall in the middle?
That's interchange.
But streets, so what makes streets a good map to scav on is that like you see how we're
already eight minutes left in the raid.
Like on customs you spawn in majority of the time super super late.
So you don't really get any kill potential you're like looking for dead bodies.
But on streets you can spawn in like 13 minutes after the raid begins.
So people are very much still walking around on their PMCs and you actually have a good
chance of like running into people and killing them.
But we just got to get symphony streets unlocked.
I think it's over here in the corner.
Let me check, it might be over here in this corner.
Yeah, come over to me boys, right over here.
Where's Symphony at?
Ah, look at your shame, I think I'm about to be here.
I'm gonna shoot.
Yeah.
Right over here.
Come on, sir. Let's get out of here
Good work good work. Hey, we did it guys. We fucking did it nice job
We've read it to absolutely nobody, but we survived and that is all that matters class
That is all that matters
Sell the shit you're not killing down. All right
Okay, Stephanie, tell me where you're at with your quest so we can hopefully get a fuck
off of customs.
Okay, let me take a look.
That's also, don't be mad at me, I got like 30 minutes.
30 minutes?
Where the fuck are you going?
Well, I told Jack earlier that I got like a couple of months throughout.
You said two 30s though.
No, no, I said two.
you going what do you have no yeah yeah yeah I said no look at the water view on
that
wait did I skip the fucking transfer please tell me that's not bad right sorry I
was muted where were you going Sam I may or may not have a golf lesson Jesus
fuck what guys what a symphonies chat cook them just cook them what oh what
man cook this motherfucker what cook a little talk Tarkov lesson right into
render a golf on did yeah that's quite to be honest after playing tarp about
your opinions on it uh I'm having fun because there's so much to learn but
But getting one tap in the head makes me want to fucking punch my mom.
Over and over and over and over and over again.
You don't enjoy it, really.
Yeah.
Are we making a kit here?
We're going free.
Haha.
It's your last run.
You might as well make a kit, so the reality is you probably won't be getting back on.
So fuck it.
No, it's your brother.
I fucking hope I do because I'm down $400 on this game, dude.
This is like the least return ROI ever.
I spent $400 on this game.
Well, hey, get on whatever you want.
We'll be here.
I will say I will 100% beyond 4Dogs, that's for sure.
I'll see you on there.
I think I need to bring 4 mags to this.
I think it's like a must.
Oh, dude when you get off I literally am just a tracker you staying on are you getting off as well?
No, whatever you want. I I kid I could I don't care either way
I I'd rather you stay on but if you want to get off. I don't care. I'm just gonna be making money
Yeah, she played pinout and cloak
That's what I'll probably do if track leaves, but they don't want to run for us. I don't blame them
No for was a lot
Yeah, but I'm down for either one man. I'd love you to stay on I
She got a fucking figure this out. I
Mean listen drag worse comes to worse worse comes to worse you got war dogs tomorrow, you know, you got one more day in pain
Yeah, that's that's so that's all it's keeping me going
More dogs tomorrow, man
Dude, I'm in hell.
What are, what are CloakZ and Pino doing right now?
Labs?
Ask them if they would want a third for labs.
So what is this paid version of the game actually get me?
Is that all this, all these extra guns I have in them?
Yeah, it's, it's, it's straight up paid away.
It is. It's it's just like what if you had the standard edition, you don't get anything of what you have, like all those cool guns you have, you get less space in your stash, you have it's it's a lot worse, a lot worse.
I hate it. I'm losing so.
Well, that's, you know, yeah, hate away for the majority of people.
All right, I'll write it when you are ready.
All right. All right boys. Come on
Can you go here?
That's so quick. Come on. We do have streets. We do have streets. I say we run a streets run. I
Say we run a streets for the last one. Let me grab the keys. Okay, yeah, there's a scope. I have on bad
What scope is it? I
Don't know how to tell
What does it say
I don't know how to tell.
What is this, lamb's weapon?
Apparently it's a 4x16.
4x16 is a 16x.
Uh, yeah, bad.
What's it called?
FF416.
Yeah, yeah, bad.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
Just throw a hollow on that bitch, bro.
throw a hollow on that bitch.
A hollow, you say?
Is an HCO.
All right, tell Clogsday I'm joining after this.
Jack, I am leaving you after this to go play Labs, if that's okay, boss.
That's fully-
And they meet you and Nick in the morning tomorrow before War Dogs drops.
Oh, you want to talk of into War Dogs?
I think that that's probably the play, yeah.
Unless we want to sit here and jerk each other off.
I mean, I'm in on either one.
What time does Tarkov come out?
War Dogs is at 2 EST?
Is that what Chad's saying?
Shit, yeah.
It's a lot of downtime.
Oh, I don't have a.
I don't have a.
Hold on.
I don't have a helmet.
And I have really bad earpiece.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
I'm going to tell you guys out
of all the days that I've had
these classes, you guys
definitely got the worst
version of me and the worst
version of this game. I
apologize sincerely and my
chat and your chat will tell
you I have done terrible. I've
lost every gunfight. I have
not performed well. I
apologize. This is my fault
when people go how good is
such a talk off you have my
permission to say dog shit
to say dog shit both of you. No, no, no. Yesterday we did good. I just think it's hard to brand
new people. Yeah, but even whenever I had even whenever I had Nick and Tim, like it's
just the reality is that you guys don't affect how good I'm playing. I should not have lost
the fight in that guy with dorms. I should not. What's the other death I had chat? Didn't
I have another one where I just played it terribly I
Should I should be doing a
Sim, why are you bringing in two guns one QBZ with no sight and an SR 25 which also has no sight then I'm not done
You have two
You have to our 700 bags of m80 ammo no our 700 and no gun that's compatible
And your QBZ only has 21 out of 30 rounds and you don't have any bags for an extra your heels
aren't even in your ring or your pockets
Okay, just to be clear you rushed me. Okay, let's just go. Let's just fucking go. Let's just fucking get in
Okay, yeah, two there's one gun had a scope on it that I was trying to put on the other gun
So the one scope was bad
But when I did it you had to like it was really hard to figure out how to do it because you need like this fucking site with
the scope and the next thing you know I don't have a fucking iron sight on my
main weapon
it's hot
I'm the gun and then you know I was so rushed by my fucking teacher that's
supposed to be helping me I forgot to put the other gun away
I'm fucked brother
no we're fucked
We're done tomorrow.
We're done tomorrow, guys.
We're done tomorrow.
That's $4.
I'm really glad we're here, guys.
I'm pretty sure you can still refund, baby.
Dad, has it been two hours?
Wait, I might even log off right now.
Oh, my god, never.
The same.
That takes the cake for the worst thing I've ever seen happen in this game, I think.
Like?
beg to differ that your challenge on the third floor of that building
come on boys we gotta get out of this area oh god bless that's so funny
who are you going to play with peanut and and cook yeah I'm gonna make some money
what does labs mean like you're going to buy more intense like everyone has like
rich in the game yeah it's typically like the better players I imagine from a
viewing project it's a lot better to watch that yeah yeah it's just it's well
it depends right because like the AI is a lot harder there so like all the AI like
the staffs here you don't really care about them you just shoot them and move on the AI and labs is
like if you don't immediately head tap them you're going to die in like a millisecond really yeah
the players all have like the best armor some of them will will run even shitty armor and shitty
helmets because they know that they're that they're what they're wearing doesn't matter because
because everyone's running bullets that kill you in one shot.
Gotcha.
I'd like to run this gun in lab, so hopefully I don't kick the bucket.
All right, so this is Streets.
This is Tarkov and Nikita, who's the head developer for the game.
This is like their child.
is the most terrible in terms of optimized game that exists. Like, he just tanked an
SPP to the head. That is fucking insane. But even, that's a PAP 9! He tanked a PAP 9 to
the head. Don't worry. Great job, Jack. You're doing great work.
This is sniper scabs. Sniper scabs. Sniper scabs. You're okay.
There are players in front of us, though.
Moving out of your way on zoom in my scope.
That's not on us.
This player's moving in this I think
Players right in front of this place
Yeah, I killed something I don't know what it was I think there was a player potentially
Okay, so they are, yeah, I think I killed the player.
There's players on the outside left of our building, I think.
Careful, Sam, you're going to get tapped, just come over here.
One of you just reload maybe there could be players directly in front of us now I think
They're going to be inside of this room.
Maybe not
There they are, we're running at that, come on boys.
That player right
That player is dead
That's a player
Another one in here, careful, I think so at least
Oh my god, my scope is egregious.
Careful here, gentlemen.
That guy shot me in the head, of course you did.
It's going to kill real quick.
Alrighty, so there's a dead player right here.
That guy's pretty geared.
I go ahead and loot this guy, Sam.
Right here on me, Draak.
Luke the other guy that I killed?
Or is that the other guy?
Are you slow walking right now, Jack?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, I'm Luke that guy right there, where I'm from.
See where I'm pointing?
Right there.
Right there, where I'm pointing.
Right down that.
I'm not even looking!
Right there, right there.
And then we have a third player outside.
And then Sam, I just grab that sight and throw it on your gun
Bro shooter born was was just terrible for me as well
We got something moving in careful. Don't want to move
ADS wherever that drag stop stop looting
There you go
Nice
Love this guy right? Yep
All right, so you fished it in that guy
Okay.
Dracula did everything off him?
Yeah, cool.
You grabbed that other gun?
Yeah, I grabbed the other gun, do you want it?
No, it's okay, it's okay.
Love you, baby.
All righty, are we ready, team?
Yeah, we're good.
All righty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That could very well be more.
Set on a swivel.
down here and just check this other guy that I killed.
Go this way.
We're doing great, Jack.
We're doing great.
We're doing it.
I mean, we're alive.
You guys are doing great.
You're doing great.
I'm running point, man.
I'm either gonna die quick or kill a couple of legs.
You guys are fine.
This was that's a scab that I killed not a player. Okay, we're gonna go right back to where we were
We're gonna go loot a room real quick and then
We can honestly just get you guys this win
Terrible I've been playing like absolute shit today so far. Hopefully labs goes better
But yeah, I've just been playing bad. It's not their fault.
I have not been playing good, man, sadly.
Hopefully we can pick it up in laps. I also haven't taken my medication yet today,
so it's probably not the best decision I've made.
It's definitely better decisions to be made, for sure.
What's wrong with you?
Wait, which room is it?
Sorry, I'm confused.
I took it to the wrong spot.
It's all right.
Chad, where am I supposed to be going?
Is it?
No, it's not this.
I think it might be this room.
I have no idea where I am I thought it was one of these rooms I don't loot this key very often you all want to go
Let's go to the little mark room.
Sure, sure.
Let's go to the little mark room.
What extra do we have?
We have Styler Bay.
Okay.
Let's do it, team.
In terms of like, you thought when you called a cheater an arc it was bad, like Tarkov is
one of those where anytime you call, like that guy could be cheating.
It doesn't matter if he has two hours and a 400kd, you're gonna have that one person
in the chat that's gonna be like, no, he's legit.
That's bad.
But in terms of the Tarkov community and the people who watch this game and like bitching
about dying, they're pretty good.
I mean, everybody kinda understands that this game is like developing syphilis aids
and
heartburn
every raid that you play and you die in
so everybody's pretty understanding of like
griping and bitching about the game
we're a little behind you right now
yeah you're good
chat track
just run straight down that road
stop jumping
did you go around the fence or did you jump over it?
I went around the fence
the road to your guys is right
Just go on that road and run all the way straight and you'll find me.
Hold on a check.
Oh, you went through here, you went through here.
Would you go soon?
No, I'm the last one.
No.
All right, all right.
Is this you?
Yeah.
Yeah, but the highs are so high.
Hey, man, to that.
And this really is the best version of tarcob that we've had in fucking years, man.
This is the best?
Yeah, it's not even close.
And like, ha ha ha ha, sheesh!
Yeah, for probably like three years.
This is the best version of the game we've had.
How have you been playing this? I've actually like, a couple times a week or what?
I play it every day.
Oh shit. Yeah, play it every day. I enjoy it most days some days. I want to fucking punch walls
Yeah, Jack. I've no idea where's that at this point. So wait
Yeah, I come come back to you guys. Give me but a moment
One of you guys running outside right now?
Is that one of you guys?
Why do you guys try shooting? What the fuck was that?
Because we're not scabs.
Yeah, yeah, that's only scab run, Sim.
Come in here, boys. I'm right inside of here.
You're gonna hear me kick this door?
Come grab yourself a gun.
Come and grab yourself a gun.
Is it what's called a mark room? Marked rooms is what gives like the best loot in the game.
Each of these keys are millions of rubles apiece. It's probably my, I have a few more
uses left. Like in this room I got a Tyga which sells for 300k and Intel which sells
for 300k and MOK which sells for 300k so I just kind of paid for a lot of that loss
We can live.
I got no space.
It's all yours.
I don't know how to get the gun.
I just don't have space so
What?
You gotta do this.
Shit.
I should have got that other fucking backpack.
Gun's not that good.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't worry too much about a gun.
So that's why I love all the little things about guns.
That's that one, bruh.
I dropped as best in the game if you want to hutch would you drop something about AP rounds or something
all right well fuck it are we ready you can have it right my gift to you for having to deal with this shit
I've enjoyed it even though we've done nothing but lose for the majority of the time it hasn't
been fun and again I'm carrying you on the other games it's nice to be there the way around
since when since since when has that ever happened what game name one because I know
So you're not gonna say Arc Raiders.
Ah, just all the above.
War Dogs.
War Dogs?
War Dogs?
Arc Raiders.
This guy is taking crack in his free time.
Sand Raiders?
Sand Raiders my god
What a time gentlemen what a time
Bro, I'm gonna be real sand Raiders could be so good them
Probably been the PvP man just fix the fucking game
It's like anything was fun black up. We can make anything fun for a couple of days
but
Like if no matter how many hours I put into a game, I still just died of D-sync and
Now it wasn't even D-sync. I'd deal with D-sync in this game. It was literally the bullets wouldn't leave our guns
That game was really good
Like if they could fix that stuff the game could be so much fun man. I'd play the shit out of it
Yeah, I mean, no, I don't think it's got to say it was the worst gunplay of any game
I've played.
I mean, it quite literally, you would shoot and the bullets didn't go where you were shooting.
They went five feet behind the gun.
It doesn't mean the game is bad.
Game was fun.
It's just, it just didn't work.
Hopefully they can fix that.
So is this the building chat that has that room?
I think it is.
Give me one second, Bruce.
Where is this room at?
Oh, it's right in here.
Okay.
Give me one second.
have some ammo for labs someone already looted it wonderful did any of your
guys is the people you looted have a bunch of ammo on them no oh now I just
want to dropped you need ammo I can give you some what you need no no you're good
You're good. I got plenty of ammo. I got I got 50 of this AP ammo. Oh
Yeah, they definitely
I'll keep it keep it keep it keep it. I don't want to take from you
Well, if you need it for your next thing, you should take it. No, I got plenty
I'm giving you a reason to log back in maybe you'll use that ammo
How often are the wipes like I want some one thing like so you're playing seasonal Tarkov
the other version of this game never wipes they used to be every like six to
nine months and then they made it never wiping again everyone kind of was like
this sucks so they created seasonal which is what you're playing which wipes
every four to six months I believe it's how long until the next white five
months? Four months? Three months. Three months. Good raid.
Am I going to miss this extract? Get back in. Oh god, today was gruely.
Yeah, it's my fault, bro. It wasn't like this last time you play. It's my fault. I promise like if you if you also play
Like me a hutch you you would have had a difference. It's just two brand new players like that
It's kind of tough. Well, I knew when we got sniped game one. It was gonna be
Yeah, that was
That'll happen. I forgot about that
Now I had fun. Thanks for that. Thanks for the teachings hutch. I'm sure we'll play some more dogs, dude
Fun, it's fun. This game is fucking hard and brutal and just all the above, but holy shit
I know why people call it the hardest game ever made
Yeah, no, I think I get it. I get it now for sure. Yeah
Well boys geez was a pleasure
I'll see you all tomorrow that light up later dudes. All right
Where is, what discord is close to him?
How would we know?
Fuck you.
Let me look.
I feel bad, man, that was a really shitty experience
for the boys.
My fault that my fault
What this board abs and shoreline are across from each other on the selection
It's me by the way. What do we where you you're in this rate?
That means me with you. Oh, this is run out
I've forgotten if you select the map and they select another map too quickly it'll put you in the first map
Yeah, how about you just like some bitches?
Are we?
Hey you. Yeah.
And Pino just...
Why are you shooting out my leg?
There's a spawn directly above us. Anyone can just look at us now.
Have your hands grown since I've asked for mine, man.
I don't understand how anyone could like peanut such a lasso hour
He's a
Mr. Old Griggles first time said I don't understand how anyone could like peanut. He's such a lasso hour
They said that they wanted a game right Chad, I'm not I'm not getting one guy right now
single place. He sent me every single day and eggs me to stop playing with you. Yeah.
Yeah. He begs me to stop playing with you and he says says something along the lines of
I don't know why peanuts. You play with peanut and peanuts giving you giving a racist fuck.
You know what?
Clubs eat right.
You're nothing but a racist.
I love that we're in a call.
This is the new meta.
Yeah, yeah.
Understood.
Talking to myself for a little while.
Yeah, good.
Good.
Guys, I'm poor.
Are you?
Oh bro, it's so bad.
I think peanuts up 18 million in less than 12 hours.
You have no idea how happy I am to go to the left.
My balls are here and I'm down five. I'm down balls are fucking massive. I'm down sub one meal right now
Hey, uh, closey we ended up going into that rain
Are you trolling?
Yeah, I backed out and it gave me an error and I'm going back in the lab. Oh
It's just probably him and close. He's fine. That happens whenever you back out
You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna go out.
And scream record out a lot.
Screenshot.
I'm gonna I'm gonna big dick this
whole lobby. I'm not I'm not I'm
not even going to I'm not even
going to hide. I'm big dick in
this whole lobby. You ready for
this. You're about to see
massacre. You're about to be a
you're about to see a massacre.
I'm gonna show you how folksy
slurs aren't in this one.
Yeah. Yeah. Bro. I love the new
schedules, boys. It's gonna be
excited. Uh huh. I get to hang
out with my friends not at 10
PM. This is great. Mm hmm.
Watch this, bitches. Let me
turn it off. Do you think
I'm gonna show you, I'm gonna show you how the bungalow that gets into it.
Get into it! Get into it!
Watch how the bungalow that gets into it.
Here we go. Here we go now.
How's it already dark?
Is it nighttime already? Wait, oh, because I'm late, because I disconnected. Oh yeah, two minutes late, oh damn.
I realize.
crazy push me in two minutes
watch it learn boss
watch
you want to have a guy pay up show you a picture of nipple
op there goes
and that'll happen
you know so
Yeah, you never know what might happen, but it will.
It will happen.
It happens to the best of us, really.
It does, it really does.
It does happen to the best of us.
That guy is just right over the top.
What was his hours?
That guy likes this game a lot.
Only 2600, but you see his push.
Instant shoot, instant explosion,
and then an immediate push.
That guy likes this game a lot.
He is, he's, he loves.gov.
Like he's on the shot.
I'm not mad at your stream, Hutch.
On my stream?
Why would you watch my stream through his stream?
Well, I don't have discord on this PC.
I have it on a different PC.
He literally, Cloaksy, blew up the barrel
and then swung as the barrel was exploding.
It was kind of sick.
Are you dead already?
Yeah, he's dead.
He's been murdered.
honestly guys my food's about to be here in like eight minutes tell me Jesus my little
dummy
what's this motherfucker?
wait hold on I just went back up like 15 minutes for some reason
I can't
as you do
I got some stuff
I'm the leader. I'm the I'm the one to trust.
I think he's watching our streams. It's very possible.
I think that has. Who do you mean?
Invite me closely. I'm the leader. I'm the leader.
I'm the leader, I'm the house, I'm the one to trust.
Oh, we're worlds, we own the night.
How'd the games go with Sim and Drac?
Honestly, bro, I could sit here and roast Sim and Drac,
but it was a me problem.
I don't know what it is, man.
Those guys, fuck it, shut up.
They were doing pretty good.
I don't know if I'm just misremembering Tarkov,
But, bro, like, every time I go on Cypher Hill,
there's someone in a bush just sitting there.
I die.
If I go peak a headshot angle and then, like,
go back on my peak, I always die to desync.
I'm just, I don't know.
I don't know.
Playing like a pussy now as well.
It gets me killed even more.
Everybody's playing like a bitch.
It's so bad, bro.
I'm telling you if if you sit the spot longer than three minutes, it's initially disconnect you from the rain and put your DVD
Bro yesterday I'm playing with Nick and
Who else were we playing with I don't remember
But we were getting psyched pretty heavy on interchange and I mean bro
We had a guy who camped outside of power killed me and then ran up and goes
What's up pussies and Nick name them
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's how you do it
She makes it not that bad the game. I won't lie. He's pretty good. So it's just did Tim also impressed me
Tim ate it up
I think I'm gonna go back to
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Wait, it can't be that bad. Oh, it was bad. I mean he lost everything we went interchange customs died every run and then
Streets and we survived one
I'd rather go streets anywhere. I'm gonna turn off the the power
Hangar and front server you want me to not fix the eternal lots often. Hey, I
You invite lane old Bitcoin
I'm on all the two eyes are two man. There's two. I killed one. There's another one. He's in kitchen
There's two MCC's in this room. Holy crap. What the hell?
How are you doing server ready you I want you to go back in my body and I want you to watch how my legs broke
before you blame me this is not my fault I swear no I'm too in kitchen I could
want we'll have to grab one of these MCC's yeah I will after I fix my legs from
a three inch drop
a third MCC what the fuck he's in kitchen you said oh my god what were you out
right now baby three MCC's they're red I mean red yeah oh my god oh pay me purple
and fuck me sideways I'm cooking we can I have close he's a knife isn't where's
What are you doing?
In kitchen, there's two guys.
I killed one.
I had three low.
But I think that guy that killed you just got another guy.
Yeah, I'm in kitchen right now.
I'm in kitchen.
I'm in kitchen.
He's right here.
Yeah, there's her there.
Through the door a little.
Hey, bitch!
Hey, him.
to the left side. Yeah, I heard my left. Hey, bitch.
We push you, see you. We push you.
Here we go, man. One's on wood, one's on wood, one's on wood,
one's on wood.
I
Don't say now
You know we also got one behind
Let's push over behind
I might be down late, maybe.
No, he's underneath.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Need, need, need, need, need, need, need.
I'm dead behind the wall.
I'm dead behind the wall.
He prefired it. I was dead right before I swung back out to the right.
Oh
Maybe I wear an altar
Weeep! That'll happen.
Alright, see ya!
Think I'll live, dude.
Yeah, I mean, there's the entire server, so you just leave all your fucking dick.
You're gonna get the other MCC?
No, you saw it on the desk, yeah.
What do I get for food?
Can't go wrong with Chipotle.
Trill?
I'm pretty sure that Chipotle up here sucks.
I mean there's gremlins in here it is what it is majority of them are probably playing PV
Oh shit.
Huh?
Good.
Hello YouTube baby.
Hello YouTube crush.
AMCZ.
No.
Hello you baby.
So I have a question for you guys.
On that swing right now, are you guys full swinging that? Or are you holding it? Like, obviously jiggle peeking is just dead. You can't jiggle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're full swing.
There's full fucking body swing and hope that you don't instantly get folded.
The only time I ever jiggle peeking is when you're pretty bad at full swings, and you're out of the batting.
After that guy didn't be on, uh, in black, but you guys were watching me on discord, you guys just do something right here?
It's got a copy of WQ, by the way.
Yeah.
Do you see, Captain?
Are you here at the age of 80?
He probably just survived and is gonna come over here.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd be pretty bad if I were here right now.
I've got all his loot.
Oh, look at it, Dr. Jekyll in full effect.
Dr. Jekyll, Dr. Jekyll.
I
Should the railway like a pussy now you got no loot good
Good work, Pete.
Nice work, nice work.
That shit's great.
I got three XCCs of Bitcoin in the lead-ex.
Oh, my goodness.
I have a f***ing imagine.
Imagine, imagine.
9,000 hours, holy shit.
I didn't have a f***ing laser on.
So I have two swung and I just didn't know where I was aiming I
Guess I have both you guys's guns as well as all your mags is kind of in a weird thing hot side of your armor and
Okay
So, okay, let me speak that over time. I have both you guys's guns and both you guys max hot side of your armor and your night vision
Got it
So what do I need you need everything but a gun and what you're back
I didn't see these side ammo for you
Yes, you have side
Here I am see it
I need to bring, do I need to bring Sperma?
No, I have 58 Papdine for you.
Alright, cool.
Can you do me a favor, can you replace my site with the top site, the small one?
I'm forgetting the name of it.
So I don't need.
Not the Delta one.
Just bring it in, just bring it in and put it on.
Alright, cool.
I'll do that.
I need that right?
You have, you have four mags of M85581 right here, a Nilex ammo.
Okay, one of the gun to
I should take one of these bags came in for my good deed
What?
All right, let's do that.
No, no, no, keep that.
I know, I just get out of here.
I'm not getting out of here.
You can have it.
You can have it.
It's probably just getting higher fucking servers.
Yeah, that was odd.
Bored in my mouth.
Bored in my mind.
Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
That's a great song.
You stole my 712, you bitch.
Yeah, I did. Listen, I'll be honest though, I can't buy one until level 35.
So you can be that.
You know, you're my little pumpkin, my baby.
Give me back man.
So
that's a white test.
All right, good bye guys.
You gotta get back in there.
It's time to get serious.
Let's go.
You got my gun and my mags.
Yeah.
Okay, ready to go.
I can't get over how much better
oatmeal raisin cookie is in
chocolate chip.
Stop it!
Heathenism!
That's actually crazy.
Bro, chocolate chip is the king,
and will always be the king.
It is.
Oatmeal raisin is a great cookie,
It's not better than chocolate chip.
Bro, you know what you're getting every time
when you get old and raisin.
You know what you're getting?
You're getting a soft cookie.
It's fucking good, you know what I mean?
Chocolate chip, you don't know if you're getting
a fucking rock or if you're getting something soft.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, I hear you.
Chocolate, you could be like, dude,
I'm in the mood for chocolate chip cookie,
and then you bite into it and you chip your tooth.
I'm medicating.
I'm tired of dying.
This is a late Medicaid.
Give me 30 minutes. I'll be locked in
Oh my gosh, I forgot
A piece of shit
I forgot what kind of armor I had
So I don't have a rig.
That'll happen.
I'm going to go die and then you can take my rig.
Yeah, I'm going to go die as well.
Yeah.
You turn off the gas for loads or no?
I can turn off the, um...
What is happening?
I'll turn off the, what's it called, for you guys.
Oh, we have yellow.
Actually fuck that I'm coming up here. I'm gonna come are you either of you guys hitting black yet?
Baby yeah, yeah
Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me
Please don't kill me. I'm alive. Thank God
No, oh
Oh, I thought you were going, oh, okay.
Yes, I'm looting Black D-Car.
I'm looting, I'm looting.
I thought you were gonna come in here and try and steal it, yeah.
Yeah, he's gonna try and steal it.
I'm going to intelligence, you guys holding intelligence?
I'm in intelligence.
I'm in the parking next to it.
Like, uh...
I'm coming in!
I'll press this button.
Oh, damn it.
I'm gonna go red, I'm gonna go red.
Okay.
Push this guy down red, guy down red.
for me by the business
we don't know you know I need just two guys dressed in my division I think I
don't know I can't tell right down the hallway put red by the misery people
dressing no no it's doing people dress because he had a scab back by gun
bro yes what does one of them a scab back by gun oh my god I know you're
right you're right here by this
shooting a clock see no no no no no one did what well there's another one in
the gate by yellow careful P careful P they're gonna push just let him push
he's peeking left side gate yeah yeah got one yeah one's dead yeah I got one
I have no range so you guys right now.
I don't know what, what?
Oh, I just have to have you live that right?
Okay, there's still a guy in the gate.
There's a player in the gate.
What gate are you talking about?
By yellow, by yellow, by yellow.
By yellow?
Okay.
Yes.
Oh, he's right here.
By dark.
And you know that little green area that you go up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's in there, he's making it up.
There you go.
I'm gonna flash.
Yeah, they're throwing that and nodded us.
I got the other window.
If you can, I'm coming right behind you.
Yeah.
Running fast.
We're underneath right now, folksy.
I don't know where that black division went.
You're in mid somewhere.
I see one right here.
I see one right here.
He's just sitting right there.
One second.
Hint to his head though.
One shot at one time.
Time you dead.
Nice.
Probably a guy.
I don't know where the rest of the black division went.
I was just going to do a gas.
I was you do a jazz inside inside inside inside inside and violent and violent
One might be dead. I don't know. He's pretty no still life. We're outside red fighting
Yeah, he's in by that. I'm hitting in there. It's not good for us. I'm going to heal my
My thorax real quick.
Pete, are you in there?
Guys, this is me on metal.
No, I'm not.
He can't run out, right?
No.
You give up the window.
I'm gonna go fight the guys, okay?
You can hear footsteps.
I'm dead.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
Oh, my God, there's a guy standing in the middle.
I'm dead, too.
Did we all just die?
Yeah, my food is here.
Yeah, we all just died.
You guys run without me.
I gotta eat my food.
I didn't even hear that guy push off.
What the hell am I death?
I got shot in the back of the head.
I'm guessing from parking.
What the heck that guy was, dude, that guy shot me in parking and then he sprinted up the other one, just sitting in the middle.
Love that.
Love that.
Okay, wait, P not leave.
Okay, you invite me.
Yeah.
Okay, people are moving around.
I think you should probably fight.
Yeah, he's gonna fly he's gonna fly
We just gots to fly my friend we got a fly fly fly highway
I'm in a blender man. I'm in a fucking blender
Can you buy more or no
This is my life keep them both. Oh shit. You can't buy anymore
Oh
I could do a I could do a solo icebreaker and get 30
So low icebreaker, why don't we just do a little bit
I have this thing that makes it so I can just directly transit to it. Oh do you?
Hey pretty nice, what level are you right now?
29. Oh, you're right there
One of you know, listen, this is gonna be a good lab. Let's just do a good lab running
Yeah, like
and
Yeah
What do you got? Oh wait? Yeah, you can't tell us
Is it like fast food burgers or is it like fast food burgers is that even a question?
Yeah, you know, maybe maybe he's branching out. No
No, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
No way.
Always fast food burgers.
I am out of everything.
I'll be ready in a second.
What do you mean you're out of it?
Huh?
What do you mean you're out of it?
Like I literally have to buy every piece of my armor.
Oh my God.
Every piece I have to buy.
Oh no.
That's what happens, Vos.
Every day.
Hey, you got maybe this, you got maybe that,
you got maybe this, so I don't have really anything.
How good is the QBZ?
How good is the QBZ?
I heard he's good.
I heard he's mad at.
It's mad at, really.
Can we, what's the good ammo for it?
DBX?
No.
TV 12. Yeah.
Almost ready, Cloakzy. Sorry for making you wait, boss.
I don't know why they do that because I think they are stress testing the servers making sure that it's 100% ready tomorrow. Yeah, but at that point when he just drop everything.
servers making sure that it's 100% ready tomorrow. Yeah but at that point when
you just drop everything? That's what I would think as well but you know whatever.
I figure they would just kind of go with it like like here's your all servers if
If you did want to play, I don't know, whatever, I'm going to go again for the right, I'll
be your backer, yeah, keep forgetting which ammo is the good one, that's the good one.
I can feel the spiders crawling up my back.
Let's go two days old.
All right.
Let's try not to instantly die again for the 400th time.
Let's try.
today has been absolute hell boys
but i haven't even got to play the game today much
that's that
I'm gonna be real. I have been
more of a pussy with my swings
the last like week that I have
ever playing this game. I think
that's the problem. Like. There's
not a world where I don't just
But to be a hundred percent real with you, I just, like, I don't trust this fucking game.
And that's the problem. I don't trust the game to actually work. Because it doesn't work.
It just doesn't fucking work. And that's my problem. Every time I do move, I die in such
shitty ways that I play like a pussy and I die in not shitty ways, but I just die because I'm playing
like a pussy. Yo, it's good to see you Bishop. Turn up close. Okay. Close. Can you say something?
Why? Okay, there we go. I had to turn you up. I forgot my vision.
I have bottles of some. I'm swinging. Swinger be swung. Fuck it. We die, we die.
I
Hope poppito
I just wanna feel
I think that's a good one.
War dogs tweeted that 25,000 people
tuned in to just the firing range
today.
That's bonkers.
I mean, just dropping at this point, right?
Make up, make the video go live now.
I'd stay on all night.
Wait, the war zone servers are going live in two hours?
No. Yeah.
That's true.
Has to be
Oh, you don't have nods yes
I'm gonna go up in the black pay for my run real quick I hear something across careful
I
Can't spot right isn't parking okay?
Oh juice
Yeah, I see how y'all made so much money holy shit
It's like y'all I see how you know made so much money
We got right now yellow stairs are you jumping parking? Yeah, I was jumping there parking up
Point on the shelf where
Where you on metal nope
All right, there's people at staircase.
I can't.
I'm dead.
You're dead?
Yeah, he was at the staircase speaking yellow stairs.
Under the book.
I don't know where these guys are saying.
My chat just, yep, they faked me out.
Mods.
Mods.
All right, so they're at parking stairs.
Yeah.
Yeah, they were already 80 asking me, and then I went to a peak.
I'm like, fuck it. Wonderful.
Wonderful.
Back up and then peaked in, but I'm fucking ass.
What's the chances they actually push you think?
Um, hi.
Hmm.
You know, I'm not joking.
When you said you heard, when you said you heard metal.
two seconds later, I was at the staircase and they were already peeking it.
They're just like right there to my right.
Huh?
Huh.
Sounds like they're leaving.
Sounds like they've left.
Sounds like they have left the area, Klausie.
So they sprinted up, peeped me staircase, sprinted over, looted me and ran away.
And they're leaving.
They're literally taking your gear set and just dipping.
And there's someone sitting underneath Tarp.
All right, well that's my last key card.
This guy is laying underneath Tarp and he has 6000 hours of the game.
just sitting there and not moving I say we try let's try and both run to
icebreaker if we die you go do a solo icebreaker deal deal deal handshake shake
my cock I'll shake your hand okay that guy is 890 hours on the 46th and he
You just killed me, booted me, and ran away.
Just better, dude, you know.
Just.
That guy's on a 26th Raid streak.
Oh.
Hold on.
It might be John Wick.
He's 1,200 raids, and he's at 1,200 raids already,
and he's at 26th Raid streak right now.
With how many hours?
890.
Yeah, he's just really good man. Yeah, he's just suckin. He's the best player that's ever played, potentially.
The best player to ever play.
Actually, I had a successful icebreaker yesterday with, um, John.
Actually.
Aw, bro, we got this shit.
As long as you don't get fried as we were walking up, we're Gucci.
I'll probably die instantly when we're walking up, but it's fine.
No, don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that.
I, listen, I just need level 30 so I can get two cards.
That's it. And then we just make money the rest of the day.
Can we make money?
I am here. I don't even care about rubles. All I'm here for is level five plates.
So, I will be bringing in...
I just need...
Levels, so...
You just need to kill everything. I'm gonna help you kill
Spoiler and you got to kill literally everything else. I
Think
I bought a broken G3 actual kill me 87 is that jams that's life
that's life that's life and life is that oh man oh man oh man I've been my dick
is just in a blender is in a fucking blender man and I don't know how to get
it out of this said blender
You definitely want to scope. How far are we clearing? You want to clear all the way
to the bosses for the most XP?
I don't know how to, uh, clear the, I've only cleared the helipad and, um, what's it called?
The helipad in down below.
I've never killed the three raiders on the staircase.
I can do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I've never cleared the boss room, but supposedly all I need is smokes and shit
like that, right?
Yeah, you just need smokes, you smoke the...
I can literally throw all the smokes, get you set up, and you just have to peek them and kill them.
If you want to do it that way.
Okay. And I need a flashlight, right?
Flashlight, yep.
Alrighty, I'll grab smokes, I'll throw the smokes.
And you just clear that shit.
And I just laser beam.
You just laser beam laser beam bows laser beam laser beam
Already
Please park off give us a good spawn I beg you
I
Am I
No boss you so smart so smart and sexy boss shut up
Shut up
I
Ready I'm good you good
Where's my MRE you need me to bring you a what's it called so you can run fast
Come on trim it off probably all right, I'll bring you a trim
you. Oh I need money. You got
your money. Oh money. I'm
seven two hundred two thousand five hundred euros seven hundred K
I'm down so much money it is actually disgusting but you're telling me I'm
fucking poor that's six seven mil I haven't won a fucking gunfight since
Vietnam. I forgot the feeling of winning a gunfight.
Oh wait, yeah, extra water for trim side effects. That is good comms.
That's great comms right there. Honestly, 10 out of 10 comms. I'll set you up.
Damn it, I wish I said the comms.
I didn't grab the smokes. Sorry, apologies, let me just grab your smokes.
for your back.
And the bomb, I can't buy the bomb.
Does Cloaksy have the bomb?
I have no gas masks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone will learn Arabic curse words.
Yalla Habibi!
Hey, what you want, Pussy?
What's the bitch?
Pussy?
Bitch, Pussy?
Bitch, Pussy?
What you want?
What's up?
I want…
What are you guys going to do?
We're going to Icebreaker so we can farm it.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
really? Really? You're running
He can't buy key cards. So, he's
trying to go get expy so he can
we can go labs more. Here's what
I'm going to do is I'm going to
go labs and I'm going to brag
about every item I find as I
find it. Make sure if one of
us dies, you brag even more.
Yeah, even more. Even more. I
All up in them jazz all up in that jazz. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Back
Wait, do you have the bomb? No, I don't I can't buy the bomb
Matter on the other side of the map we can reset
Like I just bought it in my stash, yeah, we'll grab bomb and then we'll go back in
You know this happened was it was I playing with you closely when we reset like four times to just never get in
Who was I playing with? Yeah, who's you? Yeah, I got all the smoke. Yes, sir
I'm not sure.
Pina is afraid of the outside world.
No lies detected.
No lies detected.
It's scary out there.
It's scary.
You don't want to be out there.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I've been out there once.
It's really hot. Really bright.
It's real. It's way too hot. It's way too bright.
Yep.
Oh my God. It's horrible.
It's horrible.
It's terrible. So scary out there.
get to it.
No, Sim had a golf lesson in
I have to get some money.
Oh!
Was XQC stabbed? What the hell are we talking about?
you
Now, I don't joke around like that yet, not in this world.
Maybe it feels like 2004, not anymore.
Oh, I'm so excited for War Dogs.
Tiger Woods lost his driver's license for five years.
Was that after his ninth or his tenth DUI?
Ooh, Lennox baby, whoa, there it is.
There it is.
On the ground, Cloaksy Trout.
On the ground, on the ground, on the ground.
I have no idea where it went.
Fuck it, let's go.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
All right, is the goons up?
We're scabbing the rest of the day.
Agreed.
Wait, that happened to us as well, didn't it?
Did we die of the goons?
Bro, that's the first time I've ever seen them over here
when we died to them.
Goons are up here.
How are you faster than me? What is... Am I just a bitch?
What's your strength? It has to be higher. Maybe it's...
Oh, it's because I have the extra rig. Uh, yeah.
Everyone is saying yes. There's no way I'm faster than you.
You're 20 levels higher than me.
I think I'd move around two bucks in this game.
You're telling me.
You should have seen after Peanut died and Drac and Symphony, I ran around the entire map, healed for 15 minutes just for everybody to leave and extract.
All right, I would just sat there probably to kill them all
What's the stats look like
with a what?
It's 38 hours.
So 538 hours he's got level 5 armor, he's got the death mask over for helmet, he's running
all over the mezzolina with a border skull.
Oh yeah, GG's.
He's got me.
Yeah.
That's cheater right there.
That's a hacker.
That's a hacker man.
And with a deep bottom doubt.
Do you see, I think it was Hyper Rat tweeted out somebodies like picture that another cheater
sent him and it was like of the cheater screen but the cheater who sent the
picture you could see his name like his discord and then he got banned and he was
on Twitter like upset that he got banned he's like I'm just trying to have fun
with my friends as he is literally cheating his dick off just straight
I hate the illusion.
I hate the action.
Distraight delusion.
Oh my goodness.
Are you saying the shoulder?
Isn't that like the tourist camera or something like that?
Uh, yeah.
I believe that's the name right?
I'm a dick.
I'm not sure.
Uh, Nick, his, uh, internet got knocked out this morning.
Also his kids shit everywhere and his dog was throwing up and that was last time we
played, huh?
So, yeah, don't get one tap by a night, night dead.
Don't let closey Pete the door. No guys. So it was a mishap a misstep if you bet
Honestly, you might want to fuck this is
Do you want me to kill night?
No, he normally just walks in a straight fucking line. I just head tapping. Yeah
Don't leave me to fight boiler by myself, that's all I'm asking. Yeah, honestly
I'm actually more confident against the black division than I am in Sartre.
Oh yeah, I forgot uh...
Um, why are they shooting?
I don't know, make sure to keep that flare out of your inventory.
I am, I am, I am.
You got this boss!
I
Miss
He's dead I'm just holding this while you're doing your thing take your back whenever you're ready
Go ahead. I think there's some in the rooms as well.
Don't trust Cloak, see he's a racist.
Are you trolling me? That guy just shoulder-daved.
still alive thanks right there I would not peak him
I did okay nice dude I thought he died earlier honestly if you want to play that
room okay scary every scary there's got there's a greater close-up children
Watching.
Yeah, but you can start clearing those rooms to the right if you want.
what's up I'm down below
I did right up top, the side room.
Can we come up there?
Yep, maybe another one.
Oh god, fucking damn it!
Alright, upstairs start.
You're downstairs, right?
Yeah, I'm downstairs though.
Upstairs is clear, boss.
All right
Would you like to take this over for the XP or are you John?
All right, cool, I'll finish this clear them
Oh
I'll get a bike and isn't all
Yeah, sir. Yes, sir
What the hell is this freshly baked bakery baguette.
It's a striber out of one of the French.
out of the french
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Okay, I'm not too sure.
Come down and help.
He's just in the other side of control room.
I see the hell my thorax and I'm fine.
They're all just like hiding, like tucked.
Yeah.
There we go.
I'm good.
Okay, any more hiding sure hope not
I have no idea looks clear
There it is.
There it is.
Level 5 place there.
Night.
On night?
Okay, I'm coming up.
Don't worry about me, man.
Just Dr. Jekyll dividing my fucking booty cheeks.
Alrighty.
I'm coming up.
Everything's good down there.
Yeah, there's actually nothing on the side room, by the way.
Good, good.
It just happens randomly to me as well. I'm not too sure why that is.
Oh, I could actually.
I should probably replace, right?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm gonna keep this up for now.
You need to try the blood off the crowns here?
Oh, dude, I got fucking sauce, yeah.
Well, those plates go.
Uh...
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, I got my absolute ass just destroyed during that clear.
They were all tucked in corners, and just absolutely dog in my shit out
Alrighty, I'm on my way
Now for the scary part
Grab this
Yes, I'm worried about my gun break.
PvE!
PvE my friend, that's the best thing I can tell you.
PvE.
PvE will help you understand how the game works, and kinda get like a bearing for everything.
I need to go and pee before we start this I also need top mangs
what are you gonna say I got to pee boss
will you shay actually I can hold it I'll clear this area first and then go and
Yes, as you're clearing the next area, I'll have all the time in the world to pay
Just refilling ammo
Yeah, every single time I want you I want you to know every time I go into that fucking room
You know gets like what X is and the portable express on machine, right? Yeah, come on up there. It's nothing
Yeah, it makes sense I
I
Also love how every time I sprint from this point forward. I'm gonna bleed. Thank you dr. Jekyll
I don't know if he's gonna tell him why I
Tell you I want to be lucky boss. I
Want to be lucky boss? That's all he kept saying I want to be lucky boss
And I just I want to take lucky so I could be lucky
And now I'm fucked
okay I'm worried my weapon is 83 if it jams I'm fucking pissed yeah you ever
suppressor on that bitch yep ooh yeah have fun dude I try to drop this fucking
baguette and drop it or eat it
Are you some communists you got a big get on you all right listen
You got this left side you got I got right we watched the catwalk don't get pushed from under we went all right
Let's do it
Hey, I'll start it ready. Yeah
Oh wait you want that left side I can watch this right side you want that left
All right, let me just pop an ET or as a goose then I can stop getting fucked
Let me drink this water. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine
Hey, all right, let's go
Hold that right side push hold that right side push
I'm getting shot from right I'm fucked I got poppers of Houston
BT Jane I'm healing as well one's pushing left
one just walked back left that's the guy who's shooting you I think yeah what the hell kill
one right kill two right my plate is definitely rinsed yeah I'll date
I'm dead left.
I'm dead left.
Oh my god.
How am I getting shot right, man?
How am I getting shot right?
How am I getting shot right?
How am I getting shot right?
How am I getting shot right?
I zeroed out my plate.
Oh
Okay
Man, I don't know why you guys make me fucking sauce you out of here.
I don't think it's worth it, but maybe it is.
I'll see you in the unbanned.
Man, dude, I can tell you this.
After today's Tarkov, I don't know when the next time
I'm gonna be playing it.
Probably if War Dogs doesn't last,
But if WarDog lasts, I mean, we got WarDogs into GTA.
Bro, I cannot wait.
I cannot wait for WarDogs.
I've had my...
I'm at Woods End with this game.
October event.
Yeah, but you're going to play that over GTA. Is there GTA in October? Or is that November?
Yeah, GTA will be console first, yeah.
dude I cannot wait
I've never
I've never seen that I can't see nothing boss
I don't think that peak works very well.
I'll kill me actually take me out back
okay oh now they're smoking I've never seen this peak used yeah you see it
normally you see their heads right here
DFT out.
I don't even see your heads right here, but...
It's not.
I killed like all six of them there last time.
Maybe it's that I gotta throw a grenade.
Maybe I gotta make a run.
Great move.
You know you can kill all of them with grenades.
Just look up and throw it like...
What'd you say?
You can kill all of them with grenades?
Just look up angle it to where they're standing and let it land on their feet
Yeah, so you know what right click look up a little higher. Yeah, how's that shit?
There you go, killed one, now you do it to the left, right there, now you know there's
going to be one right, now you do the same thing and do it to the right now, yep, that
I should kill.
Still at least one up.
Why am I shit tweaking?
be fun because you have the the one that you still tweak pop a pk and you'll be
fun wait also I just wrote I just got oh if any toward what the fuck I just got
creator got nice growing crab
something gas it's gas tell me
stay sharp report any moving you tanked it no way pity I think so unless that's
It's just one of them moving off of that guy's death out of arms down.
You're good bro.
Just fucking peek these bastards.
You kill them.
I only like one or two left and they're going to be tucked behind the barriers.
to your guys make it so you don't get armed Sam. Potentially I'm not too sure.
It's only one. Yeah I think so I think killed the rest of them with the nades but
be careful one of them sometimes sits behind that thing doesn't calm it just
doesn't move.
okay
my games better than your game guys
shut the fuck up
yeah
yeah see the other one so there's one close you see he's gone
really close left box yeah and then there's one behind the box over there
what did that guy just jump peek me
I'm still out of arms Sam stay sharp report any movement
I just think he's can you be right here yeah I don't I don't know if he's this big
They're shooting you through that I have zero Sam why I
Have zero arm Sam zero everything
I don't what happened why is my arm Sam zero?
To your gas for a hundred more seconds
That's what it makes my arm stamp zero food and water
No, I'm fucking 60 60
It's the gas that is making my arm stand are you trolling type of a sack
Saggustin, so you're not bleeding
Oh, I think you dropped him.
Now my stomach's zero.
Actually take me out back and shoot me in the game.
Think I dropped him?
Yeah, I think you dropped him.
I heard a gun hit the floor.
Perfect.
Yeah, I don't know I did this with John and peanut and then I went up there and just killed it like all six that were up there
But I just saw their heads now. I don't see him there
weird
That makes you know that kill that thorax not head before you pig
What the fuck?
Why did he look down?
Hello.
Asshole.
Now the question is is are you going to clear underneath?
Do you grab my green flare?
Yeah
I'd have all your shit. No, no fuck my shit be max. No, I have all your
Okay, right
So I've never actually seen that and also they were saying that
It's just that they just have a chance to like dude this door is not open none of them spawn there
I know
That guy pushed all the way across and started frying me and then I knew my plate was low
But I figured like this guy. Yeah, I got fried me, but I figured like oh
I this guy's not gonna immediately kill me and I didn't break after long enough
It happens and now your fault balls
No, no, I died to the left I died on my my swing your your guys is zeroed on my plate I could have played that better
I should have just killed his ass.
That's not me, I beg for responsibility.
Hey, guy!
Hey, man.
I must die.
No!
No!
Oh, God.
Well, I think I'm just...
I'm gonna go take a little nap.
I will see you at five!
I'm gonna go see five, all right?
You're taking an hour and a half.
Is that it?
How about now?
It's like a pretty normal map.
All right, see you in five, Rosie.
See you in five, boss.
Yo.
See you later, P.
I'm gonna, wait, oh wait, Rosie.
What?
I'll see you in five, all right, Rosie?
Go see five.
I'm sure you can be on.
Fuck no.
Hi. I'm not staying on. I'm getting ready for war dogs tomorrow.
Yeah, hold on. I'm pretty sure I actually have a text from, uh, uh, oh yeah, there it is.
August 31st, 2026 on 9-11 p.m. Sorry dude, been out all night or I would have responded.
Down to play Wednesday.
oh my god oh my god is that a real time yeah you are live just oh I just read it
oh I don't have shit today but I do not want to play boys I'm not playing
dark off tonight you're on fucking methods I've had a day you want to play
another game I'm down for another game game I don't know if I'm gonna play I'll
anything I honestly want to kill a died to war dogs anyway exactly
it's way some else what else you guys want to play today guys guys guys what if we get
drunk
so we have to wake we have to wake up tomorrow for fucking war dogs and we're
gonna be streaming long tomorrow I'm down to get drunk tomorrow pussy right
here yeah but like you can think about it right like we don't technically we
don't want to burn ourselves out of war dogs and it's just a beta you know I
I mean, no, I don't know what you mean.
I'm bringing myself out.
Let's just have a couple of light tasteful beers tonight, guys.
Come on.
Let's just have a couple of light tasteful beers.
Maybe one or two.
Or five or six or seven or eight or nine or 10 or 20.
Let's just have a couple.
And we'll play something.
What do you guys want to play?
What do you guys want to play?
Hi.
Hi.
What do you want to play?
What do you guys want to play?
Fun game.
I was at fish, fish, fish, fish.
No, no, we already beat it, so I don't really
want to play it again.
Dark and Alottia.
But I would say our, we had to,
the game of the three people would be Dark and Darker.
Dark and Darker Soundstar.
And that's not pretty fun.
I don't know if Coach would like that very much though.
Or, Coachy, I'm guessing you would like that, like a lot?
Not too much, boss.
It's not that much, dude.
It is pretty fun, I won't lie.
It's mostly the setting.
It's a fun goof around game
They're all good no rush bro no rush
We can play the con Venus are going no I'd rather gouge my eyes out than play cock a beauty
All right, okay, we can play counter strike
Um, we could play...
We could play...
Othering Night Raid, although...
Honestly, I'm not really gonna move that.
I'm not gonna move for that.
We could play Arc Raiders and- and- and Yellows. This is for Subway.
Hold on now. Hold on now.
Wait, actually?
Yeah, I'll do that tomorrow, you know what I'm saying?
You have a subway ad for our graders tomorrow?
Fuck yeah, dude.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Fuck, uh.
That's the carry zone, right?
Yes, but it's still the game we get to play War Dogs.
I used to use a lot of fun.
I don't know if I should play War Graders or not.
But if it's tomorrow...
Yeah, dude.
folks I'm telling you man I think you'll have fun on Darker Darker I'm telling
you I think you would
I can't hear anything I'm listening to a helicopter next to folks you right now
I'll just leave
I mean, I kind of want to do a three man. Yeah, three man sounds fun.
What?
It's, uh, I actually really liked it. We were able to play with the developer. You were there coaxing.
Um, yeah, that guy came in and dropped a bunch of, uh, oh, nice.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's like among us, but it's in there. It's in first person, mixed with
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, you know, like all the most popular friends
hop games, they like put them on one.
Gav said me, you closely chain together.
What do we play?
Um.
Looking at a store.
Wow, Jimmy goes peanut forgot he asked John to play tonight.
Well, John can fuck himself.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Nice shot.
I didn't expect to hear that.
Do you also know what was happening on the show this week?
Oh
What about normal room and how to feel is that it's like a game that like I think you about recently it's
I like your it's no more women how to as an intense eight player zombie shooter overcome the English undead avoid infection and to provide health together.
Service for war dogs don't go live until one p.m. tomorrow.
It's a dragon wilds come down in 10 days.
Rootscape dragon wilds.
So you're willing to play RuneScape Dragon Wilds, but you won't come play Dark and Darker
Cloaksy?
Dragon Wilds is more like a 24 hours game, I'm not gonna lie to you, 24 hours!
Listen, if you guys want to, if you guys are feeling that Dark and Darker, I'll hang out.
And?
I'm gonna play with this asshole.
Asshole!
Asshole!
Okay.
You play with that asshole, don't you try to keep eye on us.
Did you get level 30, Cloaksy?
Fuck no, I wish I want to go back to that. Oh my god
So do you play half the game with us on Dark and Darkoom for the second half?
I take it. Oh
You want to know what's gonna happen? I'm just gonna be like time for bed war dog that's about 100%
Not an ad but 100%
Yeah, not an ad. War dogs tomorrow
Then why don't we just play Dark and Darkoom on while he's here and then we'll do load up
Oh, I did. I got what he's done.
Really? Yeah. Kill me. Don't tell you dude. You're a long time.
and Parker. Kill me. It's it's fun. You just it's just a bunch of
wizard shit. Just a bunch of wizard shit. Clokesy. He's
running around being a wizard. That's it. It's fucking hilarious.
series in this line. I mean, guys, that game looks fucking terrible.
Oh, it's not that bad. It's like I'm swinging my like I watch you
swing your sword at 17 business days.
Then you don't swing the sword, then you play a fucking wizard.
Can you play a wizard, boss? Yeah, where's it?
Are you playing Castle Miner Z?
It sounds like Kloaksy just wants to play dark off.
I'm literally down.
Anything.
Anything.
Anything.
Anything.
It could be.
We could play anime.
I'll be playing.
You guys want to play.
My free fimbles.
Sure.
You'll play that, but you won't play Dark and Darker.
No. I love. I love. How about you guys just play
Tarkov tonight with John and then guys, you guys, can you stop saying you guys and three
of us were fighting again? Shut up. I'll call the field.
I am poor. I am poor. I've lost everything back. You want to go do that again? I'm in.
I'm in labs. You want to go labs? You have a love ski car? I think it reset. I see. I
I have your weapon as well.
I have your weapon on.
All right, boss.
Apex Legends.
Negative.
No.
Yeah, that game is like aim assist in that.
You guys gave great opportunity and you put your shit on it.
Yes.
That's my game.
Negative.
As bad as Kasha's duty.
If we're going labs just keep keep that I'm gonna run a as well
I'm excited my weapon James. I'm fucking furious use my m4 I
Can buy all this shit bro like I just need money you can't buy that shit you should just keep it
Okay, so I'll run around like a psychopath, then baby, that's not a baby male.
Alrighty, so what are we thinking tonight?
Um, honestly, they're saying we can't play machine party that hell divers to, isn't that
just a PvE game?
It has a PvE game.
Bird City!
Oh, I have a death shadow now, nice.
I am fucking poor!
I'm ready.
Peanut, come run a lab right before you get off.
Oh
You see how that works. He's gonna make us stay on but he's not gonna stay on
I hopped on early to play with you all day, bitch. Yeah, true
He didn't have to say bitch in all caps
I've level four plates on by the way, I
Can bring you level five plates bring me one
Okay, so we got to find out, we got to figure out the vibe, you know what I mean, because
like if we're just playing like a variety game, there's different, there's different
vibes in it.
Yeah, actually think about this.
like the variety games where it's like we have fun to play darker darker or it's the
friend slot games or is peanut gonna get absolutely hammered tonight I'm not gonna do that alone
you want the front plate yeah yeah just just to play I'm gonna throw it in the front
I need a stack of ammo, you're right. Thank you.
Shanko, sanko buffs, sanko buffs.
600k, what the fuck happened?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Body
can't kick it. You can't play
that all night. Um a lot of
people are saying hell. What
are you? What are you? Rainbow
six. Okay. as hell. is not the
type of game that we play. It's
a really good game. It's really
PBG is not games that we play.
Yeah, we're more looking to yellow people.
Yeah. Yeah.
Team Fortress, say what a throwback.
Shit.
Darn it. Shit.
I don't know.
I don't know I don't know I don't know
Now people are just in the gun range right now guys on war dogs. It's not the actual game
Just it would be playing that
Oh, the hot she made a good point. They said let's just gamble true
No, I can't
Hot zombies
I
Got wait. Thank you. Good sir
Almost ready shooting. Oh, no, is this not going here. Oh
Okay, you might have brought me the oh no, we're good. We're gonna have to take it off for okay
I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I'm good
You're in server
What am I just doing right now?
What is this?
What is that?
How about this
Okay, what are we doing? Are we getting fucking smizzly Disney tonight? Are we just playing games?
Yes, we're getting smizzly Disney
How about this how about this what will be hop on to drop our
Good plan B. Oh boy. Thank you
back to square one place on the nose back to
I mean I could be given a couple of years I want to play but like I don't know if I'm
going to play a question party and machine party.
Those are fun games.
We get an entire group together and play among us.
You can't play machine party for hours, you know me yeah, I know you play way from one you play way from one to John Mack
Yeah, that's the end of the night type shit
and now
Honestly dude like I like like a lot of these games are like eight to ten people and honestly dude
I don't even want I don't want to do this to you. It's kind of I agree
I agree
Like back in the day back in the dizzy
Listen, I'm gonna go braves to him in my sleep and
Be back in 5 p.m. Both of you guys have to be in 5 p.m. We'll decide that okay?
Yes chef
Yes, chef. Yes, chef. All right. See you guys in a bit. Yes, chef
Goodbye everyone. Goodbye. Goodbye, Papa peanut. Come on. So turn off the lights
Okay, what if we
There's a guy down there
He's just gonna hold the right hand until we push them and they just shoot us in our fucking dicks
Yeah, I mean, I'm down the best way to do that is on labs listen if you guys really yeah see about if you guys really want to play
talk of I'm down okay all right okay all right we'll figure it out this time
when you say goodbye don't say something that includes that I should hear it
because the last time I just left I leave it goes you know what we should do
guys and then I gotta hop back in and then I'm gonna leave and then huff goes
well you guys if you got anything to say to the group now it's the time each
shit die he has no arms and legs bitch pussy bitch pussy bitch pussy oh you got
to put a little bit of bitch pussy you do that really good bitch pussy no no
No bitch, bitch, pussy?
Bitch, pussy.
No, pussy, pussy, pussy.
Bitch, pussy.
Yeah, it is bitch, pussy.
Bitch, pussy.
No, no, you can't say that because people are going to say I'm stealing it from you,
like everything else, OK?
No, I'm stealing this one from you.
I'm not going to tell them that you stole it from me.
Yeah.
Add it to the list.
That's a list that's a list.
That's a list.
I see you.
See you both.
All right.
That's a list.
Yeah, bitch.
All right, bud.
Always open again.
Yeah, everyone in their mom knows we're here.
Yeah, we run out of here, I'll be back.
Yeah.
Then again, like we turned off power, maybe there's some idiots who didn't bring night
vision.
But if we're running like a bunch of herd of buffalo.
Exactly what we were doing.
Then we have two choices. We either go back down, or we run out.
Let me just sound for a second. Maybe someone makes a push-up?
Got it. I'm down.
Play some Sea of Thieves. Oh, that's a great idea.
Let me hit up the D-dousers that fuck our asses and see if they'll let us.
I
All right
He's dead
There's a guy I'm dead to.
You died?
No, he's dead.
Where's that guy?
I'm fucking copied.
He's topping yellow stairs, not moving.
I was not expecting that.
I'd first shot at everything.
I just wish I crazy men.
First bullet.
I mean, I just missed my shot, so I thought you'd die to be honest, he wasn't even looking
at me, looked over and instantly taps me.
Ah, I'm too dying to have my laser on, holy fuck.
I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die,
I have been one tapped in my face for seven hours straight today, okay, okay
like I just don't think it is possible for these human beings to miss my head I don't think it's
possible. I don't think, I don't think. Just headshots only.
This is a scab rob. That is all. I refuse. We're going back to labs. Can you get
another card? Let me see. You should be able to get two.
I mean dude, I just whiffed on that guy, literally wasn't looking at me, I'm fucking trashed.
I mean, I really want to do that in for you, Ed.
Fuck!
Yeah, it's really good too. A little bit of horizontal bounce, but I don't mind it.
Oh, you think you got it?
I don't even know.
I might just not wear a helmet.
But then I need nods.
Now wear a helmet.
Just don't do anything.
I feel like it's a waste of money.
You know what I'll do?
I'll go and I'm going to run and run.
a LSHZ helmet.
Cause helmets mean nothing.
I fuck with that.
I ordered Jersey mikes and I don't know where they dropped it off.
And that was like an hour ago.
I bought the wrong headphones, kill me.
I mean, not Jersey Mike's, Subway.
Commonly confused, commonly confused, commonly confused.
uh
Number six the veggie has some way
You know what to do.
Alright, here we go.
Come on, we're fucking around.
Yeah.
Level four plates.
Level four plates.
Give me like two minutes.
Give me like two minutes. I'm gonna go see if you can talk about it.
Yep.
Alrighty, that's good.
Okay, that one more time.
All for looks we have this big-ass armor on for oh nothing but looks nothing but
looks
Now I'll fuck a backpack, we'll kill Black Division for him.
God's good coms.
Final hide screen.
I am completely fucking over Tarkov.
I could give a rat's ass if I die.
I could give a shit.
I could give a shit.
It doesn't matter if they're in the stream or not, the first bullet's going to land
in my eyeball and I'm going to perish at an alarming rate.
Bullets, summit and delete your whole stash.
If I wasn't so close to cap I would.
I think is wrong with Tarkov. Nothing. I wouldn't say anything is wrong with Tarkov. I would just say
the game has gotten to the point where the player base is the one who are ruining the game in terms
of my personal enjoyment. Like the game has gone down a route where it's such a tactical clear hold
angle and never move game, which is what it's always been, but the TTK now with how easy it is
To sit and spray and not miss a bullet. It's just made moving equals death
Then that's uh, and then you add that together with the servers literally being built with bubble gum
Toothpaste and
lollipop wrappers it's just
Very hard to outplay it
But at the same time I can't hold an angle without dying to desync. So
I mean, it's skill issue to be real.
Like if that guy was swinging me, I would have died.
But if I swing him, I also die, so I had, you know, whatever.
Whatever.
I'm so ready.
Logistics wins wars.
Amen.
I'm so, so ready for War Dogs tomorrow.
I'm so ready.
So prepared.
My body is ready.
I'm excited to have fun playing the game tomorrow.
Follow it, follow it, Mia.
At least 12 hours tomorrow?
Oh yeah, no doubt.
We'll be on all day.
Sun up to sun down tomorrow.
I think tomorrow morning, bro, we got a whole crew together.
I think tomorrow, tomorrow we have Nick, Tim, myself, Nick, Tim,
I mean, you know, there's a
lot of people who come in close
to peanut.
Potentially Cain Brown might be
joining us. I don't know if
that's happening or not, but I
think Cain Brown.
Courage wants to play.
Um.
Sim wants to play.
Drack wants to play. I mean,
dude, the discord, we're
and the discords, like little groups, okay and so random? No, Ken's a good friend of ours.
Ken's a great guy, man. Awesome people. He's a huge gamer.
Ken Brown, he's a country music artist.
Not a good, I mean, yeah, his multi-Platinums would probably disagree with you
No, Mr. Lemon, I mean lemon will probably be there as well.
Well, welcome back.
Dude, they motherfucking dropped it like two blocks away, right?
So I'm over there.
You have a breath?
So I'm like fuck it's been like three minutes, so then I sprint two blocks, and then as I'm
sprinting a guy recognized me and I'm full sprint with subway okay I'm like
hey just have a photo I'm like fuck okay I get to the apartment and the people
that own the apartment are just like hey how you like it everything I'm like
fuck like I'm good I'm out of breath see that's why I don't go outside cuz I don't
I don't want, listen, I've been very lucky.
I've never had bad neighbors,
but I don't want to talk to anybody, bro.
I don't want to talk to nobody.
I want to go outside, go back inside.
We'll have a beer later.
No, I just have a couple of setups in different spots.
I
Do not want no rumpelman's shots you guys are crazy rumpelman's is for the devil
Rumpelman's are terrible. Give me lemon drops
Give me whiskey
Give me something simple keep rumpelman's to your fucking self fireball. I'll do fireball shots
You know someone just said one of my mods said he's gonna give me a rumpelman shot. I thought he was you for a second
I'll take one right now fuck. Oh dude. I hate him. I hate him me and close you
were out drinking one night me and me and close you out drinking one night and
he's trying to give me to take shots on my cloaks. I'm not taking a shot
cloaks. I'm not taking a shot so my man leaves comes back with this random guy
and I was like who the hell is that and he goes he's a veteran and he wants to
do shots with you I said all right give me the shot I'll take it
He wants to do rumble mid shots with you and are you really gonna say no to a veteran?
I said no, I won't say no to a veteran. I'll do it
They know to a veteran no, I can't
I'm going to turn the lights off
Yeah, so I pretty much...
...spurged you three blocks.
Love that for you.
Wait.
I'm all the way down below.
You can spawn basement, right?
No, I spawned on top of the staircase and ran down basement.
But if you were behind me, I might have pulled your spawn.
There you go.
Also, I am past the point of caring, so if I die, I die.
Oh
I'm just gonna keep swinging by the fuckers till I start winning
Bites are gonna be going off and T minus five four three
That's off
fucking quiet I heard some shots over near red you're not near me right nope
Yeah, this NCX build is so good
Where are you at
Green staircase. Yeah
Kill anything you see or I'm completely different size of the map
I'll go both
Fortunately I hear zero footsteps
All right, I have the bugged where my scope is dark as fuck I
Have to leave the raid and then come back in if I want to have it actually be usable
I'm not gonna do that boss. I got people by me office
Intel yeah, yeah just ran away from Intel
Yeah, I'm gonna probably sprint you made a die okay, okay
Hey, why don't you have to not help?
I'm gonna print you made a die. Okay, this was super where I get shot from all right
I'm about to move as well. I'm about to go Intel stairs probably that
From parking
Once in yellow I missed
They're in yellow right in yellow in yellow in yellow
Just ran out he did yeah, I think so
might be like offices now fully ran out that's his flashlight that's mine I'm
I'm under you.
What's an intel?
Right.
How do I not hear this guy's spring above me?
I hear him, so.
In the yellow?
Yeah.
He's in yellow right now, I think.
Yeah.
René, okay?
Yeah.
He's open the door.
See, like in yellow, I'm in yellow again.
He did
You killed him yeah
Yeah, we have the guy who's next to me
He's got killed boy. Yeah. Yeah once in Intel just got lit up
He got shot from far
Yeah
What's going to fire?
Is the guy in intel dead?
Yes, I'm on the go.
So it sounded like he kind of got shot from red potentially.
I can sprint to your front kitchen.
Yeah, if you want to, you should sandwich red.
I'm a pop PK.
I don't have that guy though.
I can push with you from underneath.
I'm ready.
I'm pop PK, I push from underneath with you.
I'm going to sprint in front of me.
I'm going to go on the other side of the cages.
OK, I'm going to go from underneath and push
staircase I think. Is that cool? Sprint, hold on, yeah. Sprint, he's got metal stairs.
Red window's not broken. Red's open though. Okay. Are you? Staircase? In red, in red,
red in red okay got it set up for a nade here he's on right side of red close
door find a from underneath yeah he's close right door I'm about to run out
arms and I'll probably
perfect aid
I'm up staircase okay he's still there
you have another nade yeah I'm going
I have no arms Sam I'm just gonna have to spray this
He's by PCs. Yeah by the PCs in Red Room. Not like Red Room but like in the office. I have no
left to wait okay? Yeah sounds good.
If you hear him spinning around. Ready? Me. Okay you just jumped across? Yeah. Okay wait. He's on that corner.
just yeah yep yep just wait I'll be able to tap in a few seconds okay
there's two in there two in there okay
I
Fulton with that door
He's right he just peaked it
There's two of them
I'll just start fucking getting in there, bro.
Oh, wait.
This is a server right here.
Oh, no.
What the fuck is that name, bro?
What was that?
Why'd that do that?
Is Violet open?
No.
okay that means one's close right if they're there's both if they're both in
the hell what the fuck you just teleport on my screen
my staff yeah I know I'm good I had no staff across the board you gotta wait
this is the last two in the surf yeah I think no I just used my last one I
banked it off of a fucking wall no I can go see if the guys that we killed had
needs and then we could just kill them we could I might just fucking see last of
the server we kill this we have the entire we have everything man we'll just
drop back back
yeah but just picking time bomb for BD sometimes it was falling the lights are
right no peaking fuck
left side I mean bro I have the swing
I'm going to go with the nades and we kill them.
And then life's happy and then we have the entire server.
Right?
Yeah, sounds good.
Yeah, sounds good.
Wait, can I tell someone the ball?
One, eight.
One, two.
Okay, ready? Coming.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna go on staircase and aid left. So the staircase right next to you. Ready?
Yep. Please don't whiff this. I whiffed. I got it deep.
We're gonna have to swing these pussies. I should have naded from Underman if I
from under forces of maintenance view.
Wait a sec. I might have God be.
They're not dead, right?
He jumped. No, good.
I'm watching under.
There you go. Under the death.
Watch the staircase behind you though. That's it.
Yeah, I'll hear that. I'll hear that. I'll hear that.
Yeah, cause I heard him jump.
Yeah, I'll hear him when he drops.
You thinking?
What the fuck are you guys doing, man? There's two of you in one of me. We're being pussies.
He's scared of me.
Jumped up.
Jumped?
I'm going to swing this pussy, Cloxy. I'm going to swing him.
I'll do it.
Can we check the other guys for the grenades?
I mean, I'm just gonna go Intel see if I can beat that yeah, sounds good
This guy for grenades
I might be able to peek him from over here.
You'll probably be able to, to be honest.
Are you just sitting in there still?
He's fine, call us.
Are you clearing though?
Yeah, well, that was the only guy I heard and he swung me and I killed him.
I'm gonna left hand Pete this guy if he's staring at this I'm instantly dead by the way he won't be he won't be
no he's not staring at it he's not swinging or he's not staring at it he's not even that gear bro to be honest with you
I'm swinging them clock see no no no
You think he's in this hallway
I'm in here with him he's in red room now your door shut now doors open
I mean, you're the one to one, can't help.
The server's so fucking ass, I'm dead.
This game is the biggest piece of fucking shit I've ever played in my entire life.
Truly, the game is fucking dog shit.
I don't know how people play it, I don't know why people enjoy it, it is fucking
horseshit, and I hate it.
Oh
What the fuck
of
of
of
of
of
of
like how how is that fun go play PvE man
How was that fun?
You're sitting here.
Oh, it's not at a boy.
We need to leave.
That was the last guy on the server.
Well if you saw, by the way, I would just teleport around and have your shit, I'm just
not so good at it.
Alright, well I have your gun, man.
You just wanted to fucking send that to you.
I mean bro, I did a beach.
I just, I'm just gonna bring in fucking shit ton of grenades I guess.
Like.
I'm not playing Tarkov today.
There's a 0% chance.
But first time else.
I cannot.
I can't.
I've had, I've had enough.
I've had enough.
I cannot play this game anymore.
I've had my wits end and my wisdom. I am done with this game for the foreseeable future
I cannot play it. I cannot
Skill issue mental issue. I can't I can't
They down below I have no idea where they are have no idea where you just got shot from
Oh, nice. So what you're telling me is they're on all the bodies up here.
Maybe you guys do some of the walls on beta.
I mean, it looked from TBH.
I think warzone's over. We have, we have, uh, what's it called, tomorrow?
Is that a guy?
He tanked that, wow.
We have war dogs tomorrow, which I am elate for.
I'm so excited. I cannot wait, bro. I can't. I'm so pumped.
I'm so pumped, man.
I'm not doing this the fuck with my friend
I don't care, I don't care
how much you guys want to bet I didn't even die to a headshot
I died to a thorac shot
What do you guys think?
Another test.
I guarantee you on his screen he probably swung me the same time I swung him and I died to
a thorax shot.
I could be wrong but I just have a feeling.
I have a feeling.
I HAVE A FEELING!
Ah, bud.
I got all you new hud.
I got all you new...
Hi, friend.
I got to stay with my friend.
Wait, did I click that?
That's actually not the same thing you know, by the way.
I don't think that guy had made it.
Nah, no nods.
Yeah.
No, they shot.
Level 24 with a thousand hours.
He put on nods for his next run though.
Oh, kill me, bro.
Just fucking kill me.
Just fucking kill me.
I think I might go fuck around in the in the the war dogs beta or do something I don't think
I can play another raid. I can't. The day has broken me completely and I have literally
just been bitching all day long. I am uninstalling Tarkov and I am playing war dogs until I die.
I can't boss. I can't do it no more boss. I've had my wits end with the desync into
I'm over the bulls**t in the game just being bad boss.
I'm over the cupcake phase.
I want to have fun streaming.
I can't do that on Tarkov.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
are level 40. What the fuck.
Mods, can we ban all the retards? Thank you.
Oh man.
Well, would you like to play something else?
Coksha, you're going to stay on Tark.
Wait, what do you want to play?
I don't know.
I'm down for it.
That's the whole thing.
Huh?
That's the really out.
That's the whole thing.
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
Hmm.
You're you want to play CS?
I'm down for a game or two.
You want to go reload up CS?
Go try it out.
Give it a gander.
Give it a give it a.
Give it a.
Give it a.
Give it a.
Give it a.
Give it a.
Give it a.
Give it a.
Give it a.
Give it a.
I play League.
I want to make Wednesday Saturday.
I'll be a chat man.
I can't stand League.
The people that play League.
like I have just like
biggest idiot on my team always
Oh, dude, I
Man if I play if I play bot lane we lose in the jungle if I play in the jungle
We lose in the bot lane or the mid lane if I play mid lane but just flip the rolls
It's that is the one game where it is
Astonishing to me how no matter what you do
Wherever you not are will lose you the game or wherever you aren't
Do you want to play CS?
I might have to reinstall it on 50C, let me check.
I have to reinstall it as well or install it.
What does stream mean?
No, no, I don't want you.
What?
Oh, can I just download it?
You can stream it from a different PC?
What?
That's kind of crazy, you know?
No, I've heard good things about Deadlock.
I've heard good things about deadlock.
I'll think deadlock is a bad game.
I've also never played it.
WarDogs has streamer mode and stuff now.
I'm excited, dude.
I'm so excited.
I apologize for bitching today, man.
If there's one game that just mentally breaks me, it's Tarkov.
That game just breaks me, bro.
I don't know how to explain it.
It's like, every game that I play, I can get over a death,
and it is what it is.
Even in Dark in Darker and all these games
that you risk a lot for as well, I'm just like, oh, it
is what it is.
I know why I died.
Like, it makes sense and blah, blah, blah.
bro
parkour is just a fucking piece of shit
and i mean that as like someone who enjoys the game i love parkour but i
think
i've just played so much
that whenever i'm dying to desync and then i'm afraid of dying to desync and
then i died with you during the number for a day to achieve it and it's just
like everything together
just makes me lose my mind
It just broke. I don't know. It's the only game that I struggle with with that kind of stuff makes me lose my fucking mind
And up war dogs is tomorrow which we will be on and I am so excited for it
What's changed since the beginning? I mean, bro, I've said it before and I don't think I'm crazy
because I'm seeing people, other streamers on Twitter talk about it. I legitimately think that
that they broke the servers with an update.
I would be astonished if that isn't what happened.
I truly, truly believe that they broke it with an update.
Hi, Twitter, play.
Did you say you want to play Counter-Strike or no?
Yeah, I'm definitely, yeah.
Let's do it.
Are you either downloaded?
I'm downloading it right now, yeah.
OK.
Well, he's on the 30, but we could probably finish the CS game
by the time he gets on.
Yeah, I think so.
And then you're going to have to, what are we playing tonight?
Probably this.
Yeah, you're going to have to choose some.
Probably this, but listen, again, if you guys are still
enjoying the Tarkov, I mean, more
them feel more than free to play
Tark. I'm just bro that game I'm
just telling chat I hate being
the one who's just bitching all
the time I fucking despise it I
that game has crawled up my spine
and is fucking me in the ass all
day long for the last like week.
It has made me want to just
scream.
Yeah
League of Legends, I'll think folks must play league I do counter tracks on fun to me
I'd like to play some CS
I'd like to shoot people and then actually die and not die to server desync all dick all game
This is a nice little fix nice little change if you may
And we can gamble
We can gamble
I love how all the people who got banned over here are going over there now.
All courage, me as well, man.
I've been losing my mind literally all day.
Oh, Logan, you just get sauced in Cloaksy's chat
and come over here?
Yeah.
Nothing else to do today.
Yeah, everyone's just like, is sitting in the firing range right now, and they're
firing range right now on war dogs. They're just farming that war dogs hype.
There's nothing actually to do on it.
I think it was homing in the bear walls was he?
All righty, I'm in you in oh
Man it has been a while holy shit
it's
they put enough cheese on this thing man I'm picking I got a bowl right I'm just picking
out cheese
like holy fuck man
are you in the game or no
Whoa! Yeah, bye.
Bad shit by the name.
Are you peering offline?
Are you foot sniffer?
No, that's not me.
Yeah, that's probably Nick.
No, Nick is right there.
Come on, let me go back to my game, I'm gonna cry.
Alrighty.
Do I have any cases?
I don't.
Shit.
I should probably change my name now and fuck it we ain't gonna get stream site no way
people don't know who we are I'm a nobody let's go get in here you got to put on dust
I'm going fucking from here, bro. Let's rock
These motherfuckers put three pounds of cheese on this shit. This is disgusting
Bro, just eat cheese and stop being a communist the entire bowl is half cheese
does this keep my settings from my other PC or no is that am I stupid for
asking that oh I just leaked all the servers we're gonna play on GG's in the
chat I think peanut one's again hammered by the way I'm down to drink
I
Let's roll. Oh, yeah, let's fucking roll, you know what a tournament on this game folksy $250,000 a big deal
Oh my god, there's cash. Oh my god, there's cash. Oh you guys can't see
Honestly, Coach, yes, sir.
You want to make sweet love to me?
Oh, I was muted.
You want to make sweet love to me tonight, or is that what you're asking?
No, I got something I can take to add.
Damn it.
I'm all edges already off since that we're not playing
Tarkov, to be honest.
I'm instantly in a good mood.
What's that?
What'd you want to say?
Vote cash, vote cash, vote cash, vote cash.
Nice.
That's all that's to start my day beautiful
What are you doing take the edge off are you gonna sling a slur or something I
Was saying it's 530. Why don't we just get a beer? Let's roll. I'll start drinking right now
We're gonna need to play with peanut it's 530. Oh
My gosh, it did keep my settings. Wow. Oh and the audio is loud as well
fuck
yo where's the- oh it's up there
holy shit what is my sense of heavy
it's my completely new setup
yeah me as well but it kept on my shit
ten gift if you get a hush to drink yo hush
five gift if you drink
make it I gift you five
on my way to get a beer
like how fucked up do we want to get bro because I got some buffalo strace
I'm on the new side of the bus up there in A&E.
Oh, hey, go one cat
Very nice very nice
Looker before beer it never fear that's just that's just not true by the way, that's not true
That's not true in the slightest amount of times
I've had like two coronas and then start ripping tequila shots and then going back to coronas and being completely fine
That just might be because you're an alcoholic
No way it's not a hey
Oh yeah, it's been a while boss.
What's gonna be on cap?
The post-game music always gets me.
I never know what's gonna happen until it happens.
It has to be CS2 category, Def.
I think, right?
Isn't there a Counter-Strike
and a Counter-Strike 2 category?
Isn't there two different ones?
I'll swing it.
No, I won't.
oh there goes everything there goes everything i love
oh my life has been ruined
i'm dead from long one more long
carrot slime too what the fuck is going on over there mods why the hell are we in carrot slime
There's an AK right through that door last. Oh, they're mine. Good luck
mods
That's gaming you can't talk door type we go out long I think here long long long long
No nipple. Get him, Bush. I have full faith in you. Oh, shitballs.
Oh, for some reason they're saying I'm in 30FPS.
How is that even possible?
Don't move.
I just, I'm hitting him in the shoulder.
All I see is his head and I'm hitting him in the shoulder.
The fuck is that?
I'm cat.
Wait, they're playing it? What the fuck?
Yeah, we have a...
We're all the bonnet. We're all the in-a.
Oh wait. Oh no.
You guys are...
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SOTY!
VETTA NAS! VETTA NAS!
Yo, you wanna drop me, actually?
No, I don't.
Get out.
Thank you
I gave
Drop me
Gc'd my game pro of that. Thank you for the gun. I mean when I said drop me. I didn't mean to yourself
I would have said that
Dude, are you fucking pulling?
I'm terrible. I am the worst player ever.
One ramp!
Woo!
Our team wins this, our team wins this, our team wins this, our team wins this, our team wins
Oh my God!
Chad, what cases do we open after this game?
Actually, I'll save it. If P opens cases, we open cases.
One of us, one of us.
Let's go B.
Yo, lines, get it together or we're gonna kick you, okay?
What are we doing, what are we doing, bush?
Back to long, back to long, fuck this, they all rocketed.
I got your flashes whenever you guys want them
Okay, all right, all right then, boss.
What's going to be on this headshot?
I'm going B.
He's going mid to B here.
Oh, I'm reloading. On door.
Very good, very good.
I know it's a game I can actually snipe in, isn't it crazy?
I'm telling you, most games, I enjoy sniping more than anything else, but in Tarkov, I'm like Helen Keller with a stick hitting mosquitoes.
Why would you buy enough? I could have just tossed it to you, Bush.
one
not hold
fuck
last one was A go B, last one was A go B
you're good to literally run through tunnels and go B
Oh yours
I'm not boss. Oh boss. You got this. I'm so proud of you
The key makes currently trying to nose go up the guy in long
he is no doubt running the up just because it matches everything else that
he bought that is no doubt why he's running the up there and I fucking
respected skins equals skill remember that chat always flush me along please
oh bush I love the way you speak said the at the me's where you from okay man a
few words okay behind car with an op behind car with an op
They them they them they them he did
Her team flashes you can never be too sure
I'm poor. Can somebody drop me please?
Hey, Mr. Lines, can I get a draw?
I gave you your 8k back.
Yeah, you're all good, man. We got this.
I'll fucking go forward.
Box on site.
I'm running out B. I'm running out B. I'm running out B. Running out as fast as I can.
I got my Nike's on.
Hey Bush, Bush can you hear me?
Hey Bush.
I flashed everybody, sorry.
We have B.
We have all B. I'm all up in B.
You have blue hold that he's coming down.
I'ma flash this one.
Okay, don't pick.
One more.
Trying to start some arguments in that team chat.
I can't tell you how many times I've yelled at someone on my team,
because the other team lied.
Remember chat?
Make no warfare is better than any aim in the game.
Oh!
Besides the bomb.
you want to help me I got you okay you want to refund okay I fuck myself okay I fuck
Myself
I'm dying here under percent
No way that misses.
He's close left, close left, close left, swing him.
Nice.
I'll behind you if you want it
Oh
Oh
Jerk my shittin call me Jophry
Wow
Send him to the moon Cloak see send him to the moon
No I'll bush his opium bush his opium I'll take it okay
Here oh, wow boss, there you go. Where's reiki back?
oh smell ya
smell ya
yea he is, have fun
not fun boss not fun not good okay not pit it was to the left
yeah I think these guys are gonna really struggle on CT side they suck they
Hey! Suck!
Put on!
You suck! I'ma let you suck me.
Heh, bitch pussy.
Better watch it.
I'll make sweet verbal love to you, consensually, of course.
I legitimately couldn't see because of the ping.
Oh my god he's a heathen!
What's that?
Great work, Kloxy.
Great work.
You know, I didn't know you were going to come over to Counter-Strike and fry.
You know what I'm saying?
This is weird.
I didn't expect this.
Excuse me?
There are bees down to the stands.
Yeah, I hear it.
What side are you doing?
I can't believe that.
Can we get the category changed?
Oh, sorry. Can we get the category changed on kick, please?
These guys suck.
Yeah. This is like, this is like,
it's such an easy game that it's not fun, you know?
like the later times like these later rounds just like delaying the inevitable
fleshing up
be fully clear
he's air on
zero
Oh my god, I just couldn't do what I wanted to do.
My brain did not possess the ability.
What?
What?
I don't know how you didn't kill him, to be honest.
Okay, I have figured this out.
I have this game, I'm gonna need, oh wait, wait, wait.
What's going on, Bows?
Wait, it says 30 FPS on OBS. How do I fix that?
Gav? Whips? Anybody with a brain?
You say have more FPS.
You know what I'm saying?
I am right on, I am right on!
Be clear again.
They belong both.
They outside long or in long?
They're in that bitch.
go purple
where do you want? where do I?
sure sure sure
sure
or
or
all
what a joy
already know a tree
they're running double-op set up
why why they smoke off maybe yeah they're right I just fully my shit up
Oh wonderful, I have no health.
Uh huh, this is a good boy.
Are they on site?
Yep.
Wanna pack to one site?
One I'm down.
Well, doesn't matter, I'll wait.
Wee! Yeah!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Check your corners. Amen. Check your corners. Check your corners. Check your corners.
I
How yeah, I lit up two of them a little bit up to
One's gonna have an op you're gonna peek you and hold you with the knob
I'm gonna go up there.
Yep!
I done whiffed it again.
Not good.
I
Know me. Oh, who's there all right? I'm done throwing. Let's seal the deal
Grab a pistol come along with me
I'mma knave the door and we running in that bitch
They're holding it, they're holding it, they're holding it, they're holding it, RUN!!
things bad. One ding-dong cat. I'm dead. They're on cat. Not good. How are you gonna say I'm
Bro, I'm literally third on leaderboard. I was first and they close he took off
We do need to lock in I'm not trying to lose this game. I'm buying it up. I'm holding mid and I'm killing the whole thing
If he doesn't kill you
If he doesn't kill you
and
That shot you kill him for sure much money do you know why is he there you're broke as well or forcing
I like to do you sounded kind of like a giga jab whenever you said that I'm not gonna
I think that was my 4-button match.
Yeah, it's aura, aura.
Bring down smoke.
What the fuck?
Jump down.
Oh my god.
Take it out.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Take it out.
Take it out.
Oh my god!
Oh man my spray is fucking trash
Oh my gosh!
Let's keep on going.
Two guys on head.
Flashbang.
Destroy fire.
Yes.
Yes.
Nice.
Oh my gosh!
Woo!
Time!
And with this GG is...
C.
G G is Z. Got a little salt in the wound. A little bit of salt in the wound. Just a wee little bit of salt in the wound.
Also, Pina said he was streaming at six, by the way. So in another hour.
I
Know he said he told me earlier
He streamed at eight then he went to five and he's gonna do something in the middle like six. I
Thought he was doing no, he's doing I'm pretty sure he's doing five to uh, I think he's doing the same thing yesterday
No, no, he told me
verbatim
That
So we got another hour boss another hour
Everyone everyone said wait
You're saying in discord he announced 5 p.m. All I know is is earlier today. He said
Who the fuck is kitty?
He said I'm gonna be live at six
Because it's in the middle between eight and five none enough six p.m. CT. He said six to one earlier
Well, I think that's a part of so but then when he left he says he was five and
And he is retarded. That's very true. So I'm gonna do one more game here
Then I'm gonna go for a walk with my wife and I'm on for the night
Do do do do do do do do do
Maybe I go gamble them that's a good idea you better not miss tonight though or peanut will hate you
I could brain the people in my mind.
Yo, why is hush a blacklisted word?
Oh wait, P.N. is here. He's saying I'm here.
So all I was wrong.
Oh, you're not going for a walk.
I have to. I have to. My wife had a bad morning. I have to.
Hey, Pete!
We're playing CS 2, huh?
We can do that.
It's actually a lot of fun, yeah.
I'm down.
I think CS 2 would be fun.
I think clip-wise, Darker Darker would be great.
Tell me.
Guys, we're just buying time to ward off.
Let's make some CS 2.
I'm in.
I'm really enjoying CS 2, and I have waited two open cases till you got here.
Now, I will say I have to go for a walk with my wife and our dogs, but after that, I'm
I'm on make the story believable
How about you say you're getting some cheese pudding
darkroom
That's a reasonable thing that someone might believe
Alright cheese pudding darkroom alone
I
I'm starting on my stream.
I'll see you guys in like five minutes.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, we just got to do a game, P.
Good.
Should we dodge?
Can we dodge?
We're going to be timed out.
It depends on when you do it.
Is it an acceptance thing?
Yes.
Yep, yep.
I'm just going to back out.
Just want to back out?
How do we back out?
I don't know.
the first one is that we're gonna get a cold down we're gonna get a cold down 30 minutes 30 minutes
you guys actually don't say that you came in after we were already in the queue coax you get back in
here you say we 30 no day you told me earlier six this is my fault ten minutes
late you are too much oh my future be your five year which are the other five
block okay P I'll go back in the vibe you literally said and I quote I'm going
to stream from 6 p.m. to 1 a.m. something in between did you not say that
today yes different no not before you left but today you said that to me did
you not today I don't know if I said today but definitely not what I finalized
I said be here 5 p.m. guys I'm not just completely fucked it and I apologize for
that
Okay, wait, wait, wait. I just pressed abandoned.
How long is the band? 30 minutes.
It's just how long is the first band.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no. This is what we do. This is what we do. This is what we do.
I abandoned this, right? It's just 30 minutes.
Then, he and Keith do like two labs run while Hutch is making up stories about going for a walk with his wife.
wife and then that works for me I'm just going to abandon this then
go ahead sorry you run the two labs there we go please see us too you get the walk
done come back please see us with us bam 10 for
All right boys, see you all tonight.
I will make sure I have drinks.
I love you.
A lot of drinks.
A lot of drinks.
A lot of drinks.
A lot of drinks.
A lot of drinks.
A lot of drinks.
See you guys soon.
All right, Chad.
We're out of here.
I'll be back on later.
I'm gonna go and walk with my life.
Listen.
Tomorrow morning, make sure you're here.
Tomorrow morning, make sure you're here.
War dogs!
War dogs, war dogs, war dogs, war dogs.
We are streaming all day, all evening long tomorrow.
War dogs, war dogs, war dogs.
Thank you guys so much for joining me, dudes.
I love you and I appreciate you.
Again, sorry for the bitching.
Luckily, we're not playing Tarkov,
hopefully anytime soon anymore.
So the bitching will come to an end.
I love you and I appreciate you.
Have a great night, go watch Cloaksy, go watch Peanut.
I'll see you in the morning.
I love you, I appreciate you.
Thank y'all for being here, and I'll see y'all tonight.
Later!