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Good morning!"}, {"start": 636.64, "end": 639.64, "text": " Good morning, everybody!"}, {"start": 639.64, "end": 643.64, "text": " Hello! Hello!"}, {"start": 643.64, "end": 646.64, "text": " Happy Friday! Happy Friday!"}, {"start": 646.64, "end": 648.64, "text": " Happy Friday!"}, {"start": 648.64, "end": 650.64, "text": " Black shirt!"}, {"start": 650.64, "end": 653.64, "text": " Black shirt!"}, {"start": 653.64, "end": 657.96, "text": " on this great Friday evening, morning,"}, {"start": 657.96, "end": 659.84, "text": " evening, morning, whatever."}, {"start": 659.84, "end": 662.48, "text": " Good morning, good morning, good morning,"}, {"start": 662.48, "end": 664.26, "text": " good morning, good morning."}, {"start": 665.4399999999999, "end": 666.4, "text": " What going on?"}, {"start": 666.4, "end": 667.64, "text": " What happening, boys?"}, {"start": 669.12, "end": 671.12, "text": " I'm a millionaire."}, {"start": 671.12, "end": 673.62, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 673.62, "end": 678.62, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"}, {"start": 678.62, "end": 683.62, "text": " Good morning, good morning, good morning."}, {"start": 685.78, "end": 688.32, "text": " Oh man, oh man, oh man."}, {"start": 692.44, "end": 694.58, "text": " Yo, Frosy, think of the 42 months, Martin,"}, {"start": 694.58, "end": 696.44, "text": " think of the six months, T-Jo,"}, {"start": 696.44, "end": 698.5, "text": " think of the three months, Halleck and Tiggle."}, {"start": 698.5, "end": 700.42, "text": " Thank you so much for the love, y'all."}, {"start": 700.42, "end": 704.14, "text": " Dude, I've been seeing some of the streaks"}, {"start": 704.14, "end": 706.46, "text": " you guys were posting in the chat."}, {"start": 706.46, "end": 708.46, "text": " Holy shit"}, {"start": 710.7, "end": 716.96, "text": " There's some of y'all bastards with 450 fucking streams 305 from McKella"}, {"start": 717.9000000000001, "end": 721.62, "text": " Dude, you guys are legends man. I appreciate the love dude. I"}, {"start": 723.0, "end": 725.0, "text": " Appreciate the love"}, {"start": 728.88, "end": 730.88, "text": " Absolute legends"}, {"start": 732.14, "end": 735.96, "text": " Damn damn hundred hundred out"}, {"start": 736.46, "end": 738.96, "text": " Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow."}, {"start": 738.96, "end": 740.22, "text": " Good morning, everybody."}, {"start": 750.7800000000001, "end": 751.62, "text": " Alrighty."}, {"start": 753.48, "end": 754.6600000000001, "text": " Plan for the day."}, {"start": 754.66, "end": 766.66, "text": " What the fuck, Cap?"}, {"start": 766.66, "end": 771.4599999999999, "text": " Yo, what's that last fart, bro?"}, {"start": 771.4599999999999, "end": 774.3399999999999, "text": " Smells like a heli crash."}, {"start": 774.3399999999999, "end": 777.14, "text": " Yo, good morning, good morning."}, {"start": 777.14, "end": 781.9, "text": " Alright, game point of the day."}, {"start": 781.9, "end": 790.52, "text": " We have a couple options, um, I don't know, 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972.26, "end": 974.7, "text": " Rooster, thank you so much for the five gifted, man."}, {"start": 974.7, "end": 975.54, "text": " I appreciate you."}, {"start": 975.54, "end": 978.22, "text": " Now he's in a YouTube channel for Rooster with a fiver."}, {"start": 978.22, "end": 979.7, "text": " With a fiver."}, {"start": 980.7, "end": 982.46, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 982.46, "end": 984.66, "text": " Yeah, so, dude, I wanted to see"}, {"start": 984.66, "end": 987.54, "text": " if that actually looked interesting or not."}, {"start": 987.5400000000001, "end": 995.7, "text": " We have a sponsor at noon today, just a short one hour sponsor and it literally is just we're"}, {"start": 995.7, "end": 998.9800000000001, "text": " going to be taking a Helix sleep quiz."}, {"start": 998.9800000000001, "end": 1000.7800000000001, "text": " Dude, I don't know."}, {"start": 1000.7800000000001, "end": 1002.34, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1002.34, "end": 1004.0200000000001, "text": " I 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1041.98, "text": " I'm so pumped."}, {"start": 1041.98, "end": 1043.98, "text": " The queue is open! Post your clips to the chat!"}, {"start": 1043.98, "end": 1044.98, "text": " Post your clips!"}, {"start": 1046.98, "end": 1050.98, "text": " Post your clips! We are testing their new extra extra large mattress!"}, {"start": 1051.98, "end": 1053.98, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1053.98, "end": 1055.98, "text": " Hahahahaha!"}, {"start": 1060.98, "end": 1062.98, "text": " Military grade mattresses for tanks!"}, {"start": 1062.98, "end": 1064.98, "text": " Okay, Gav, count your fucking days."}, {"start": 1065.98, "end": 1068.98, "text": " Count your days, Gav, you son of a bitch!"}, {"start": 1071.98, "end": 1073.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1078.18, "end": 1081.16, "text": " Count your days bitch pussy"}, {"start": 1087.74, "end": 1090.02, "text": " Still still water"}, {"start": 1091.42, "end": 1096.3, "text": " The elephant mattress, okay. All right everybody shut up. Let's watch clips"}, {"start": 1096.3, "end": 1110.3, "text": " I would love to put I think Coco would be a great one too but I'd say because you've played a lot with hutch in the afternoons"}, {"start": 1110.3, "end": 1118.3, "text": " I've played a lot with peanut in the nights I think hutch is our man for this one"}, {"start": 1118.3, "end": 1125.44, "text": " Let's just our man for this one me be a great one too but you know best strategy game streamer"}, {"start": 1126.84, "end": 1128.84, "text": " me"}, {"start": 1130.0, "end": 1131.2, "text": " No"}, {"start": 1131.2, "end": 1138.6, "text": " No, I appreciate the love but other people deserve that title way more than me"}, {"start": 1138.8, "end": 1143.82, "text": " Way way way way way way way more than I do"}, {"start": 1144.74, "end": 1147.9199999999998, "text": " Way more. I mean if there was a best-looking category"}, {"start": 1148.3, "end": 1162.3, "text": " Sign me up. Sign me up. Most petite category. Sign me up. Sign me up. You know. Sexiest."}, {"start": 1162.3, "end": 1172.3, "text": " I mean, that's guaranteed when? Guaranteed. Absolute guaranteed. You're pushing it?"}, {"start": 1172.3, "end": 1174.46, "text": " I ain't pushing nothing."}, {"start": 1174.46, "end": 1175.46, "text": " I ain't pushing nothing."}, {"start": 1175.46, "end": 1176.46, "text": " This is not a streamer."}, {"start": 1179.26, "end": 1180.54, "text": " I ain't pushing nothing."}, {"start": 1180.54, "end": 1181.6599999999999, "text": " Nicest beard."}, {"start": 1182.54, "end": 1183.82, "text": " I'll take that as well."}, {"start": 1184.74, "end": 1185.6599999999999, "text": " I'll take that as well,"}, {"start": 1185.6599999999999, "end": 1187.78, "text": " but I appreciate the love from the boys."}, {"start": 1187.78, "end": 1189.78, "text": " I appreciate the love from the boys."}, {"start": 1191.5, "end": 1192.5, "text": " How's it going, Brad?"}, {"start": 1194.34, "end": 1197.06, "text": " Mike Hunt, real itchy."}, {"start": 1197.06, "end": 1199.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1227.06, "end": 1232.74, "text": " Don't know why I need a right now you know the deal"}, {"start": 1249.3799999999999, "end": 1252.46, "text": " I give you things when I see those treats my face goes thanks"}, {"start": 1257.06, "end": 1263.4199999999998, "text": " I'm just gonna keep my head to the ground okay if I even move my head up for a"}, {"start": 1263.4199999999998, "end": 1268.06, "text": " second you guys have permission you have permission to shoot me okay or you"}, {"start": 1268.06, "end": 1272.1799999999998, "text": " know what I could be an ambassador what if I'm an ambassador are you just"}, {"start": 1272.1799999999998, "end": 1275.34, "text": " looking for an ambassador"}, {"start": 1275.34, "end": 1282.34, "text": " Okay, she's just kidding."}, {"start": 1282.34, "end": 1283.34, "text": " Just kidding."}, {"start": 1283.34, "end": 1284.34, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 1284.34, "end": 1285.34, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 1285.34, "end": 1286.34, "text": " It's our office."}, {"start": 1286.34, "end": 1288.34, "text": " There's guys in this office."}, {"start": 1288.34, "end": 1289.34, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 1289.34, "end": 1290.34, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 1290.34, "end": 1291.34, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 1291.34, "end": 1292.34, "text": " Look, they're in this."}, {"start": 1292.34, "end": 1293.34, "text": " I'll be honest."}, {"start": 1293.34, "end": 1294.34, "text": " Last night, whatever we were playing."}, {"start": 1294.34, "end": 1298.34, "text": " Last night, we were playing with peanut and I had the same type of opportunity that"}, {"start": 1298.34, "end": 1301.34, "text": " presented itself with the red team when we were on blue."}, {"start": 1301.34, "end": 1306.3999999999999, "text": " This guy shot me down and I was talking shit to him and then of course like nine of his friends show up"}, {"start": 1306.6599999999999, "end": 1310.12, "text": " They kept rusting me and shooting me over and over again, and then they stole my gun"}, {"start": 1310.56, "end": 1315.26, "text": " Then I looked in my pockets. I saw how to grenade not threw it at my feet and killed the guy who is yapping"}, {"start": 1316.82, "end": 1323.98, "text": " Woman that hell's wrong with you. You ain't half my burrito. I'd kill you woman"}, {"start": 1323.98, "end": 1330.98, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 1330.98, "end": 1331.98, "text": " Ridiculous."}, {"start": 1331.98, "end": 1333.98, "text": " Like really GCA."}, {"start": 1333.98, "end": 1334.98, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 1334.98, "end": 1335.98, "text": " That's live."}, {"start": 1335.98, "end": 1336.98, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 1336.98, "end": 1337.98, "text": " What's up, Fetal?"}, {"start": 1337.98, "end": 1339.98, "text": " I like a lot of bacon."}, {"start": 1339.98, "end": 1341.98, "text": " Lucky I like you."}, {"start": 1341.98, "end": 1344.98, "text": " I'ma let it slide this time."}, {"start": 1344.98, "end": 1347.98, "text": " Next time, count your days."}, {"start": 1347.98, "end": 1349.98, "text": " Count your days."}, {"start": 1349.98, "end": 1351.98, "text": " You just left the office and we shot the glass."}, {"start": 1351.98, "end": 1353.98, "text": " He's in the office. You see him?"}, {"start": 1354.98, "end": 1358.34, "text": " Wait till he leaves the office and you blast the wall, okay?"}, {"start": 1359.6200000000001, "end": 1360.6200000000001, "text": " You get it?"}, {"start": 1360.6200000000001, "end": 1362.6200000000001, "text": " I killed him. I killed him. I might kill them both."}, {"start": 1362.6200000000001, "end": 1364.6200000000001, "text": " I might kill them both. I might kill them both."}, {"start": 1364.6200000000001, "end": 1367.6200000000001, "text": " Listen, you gotta kill the other guy. There's another guy in there."}, {"start": 1367.6200000000001, "end": 1368.6200000000001, "text": " You gotta kill the other guy."}, {"start": 1368.6200000000001, "end": 1370.6200000000001, "text": " I'm here. Wait. Wait. You take this. I have a grenade launcher."}, {"start": 1370.6200000000001, "end": 1372.6200000000001, "text": " Drop yours and pick this one up."}, {"start": 1376.94, "end": 1378.44, "text": " What is it now?"}, {"start": 1378.44, "end": 1381.44, "text": " If you're ever sick, I think of me, I hope."}, {"start": 1381.98, "end": 1383.98, "text": " I got the perfect food for you."}, {"start": 1384.98, "end": 1386.98, "text": " How do you get that unnecessary sprouts chicken?"}, {"start": 1386.98, "end": 1389.98, "text": " Hi, I'm gonna make you homemade chicken noodle soup. Sweetheart!"}, {"start": 1389.98, "end": 1390.98, "text": " I don't..."}, {"start": 1391.98, "end": 1392.98, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 1393.98, "end": 1395.98, "text": " We just forget we got Winnie!"}, {"start": 1395.98, "end": 1398.98, "text": " How did I got Winnie? Do you guys not remember that?"}, {"start": 1398.98, "end": 1400.98, "text": " I'm gonna vote Peanut. I'm gonna vote Peanut."}, {"start": 1400.98, "end": 1402.98, "text": " I'm gonna vote Peanut. I'm gonna vote Peanut."}, {"start": 1402.98, "end": 1405.98, "text": " Wait, wait, I've found the stitch together!"}, {"start": 1405.98, "end": 1407.98, "text": " I know, I know, I know."}, {"start": 1407.98, "end": 1410.98, "text": " Because when it's not you, I'm voting for fucking Jinji."}, {"start": 1410.98, "end": 1412.98, "text": " Genji"}, {"start": 1423.7, "end": 1425.7, "text": " That was actually so much fun last night"}, {"start": 1437.3, "end": 1439.3, "text": " It's like stupid"}, {"start": 1440.98, "end": 1443.82, "text": " Oh my lord, I didn't think it was gonna be this smooth"}, {"start": 1446.54, "end": 1448.54, "text": " What I so okay, I"}, {"start": 1449.14, "end": 1452.6200000000001, "text": " Don't understand what a warcraft and like the excitement behind it. I"}, {"start": 1453.42, "end": 1457.0, "text": " Watched a little bit of something playing it and it looks like the exact same game"}, {"start": 1458.08, "end": 1462.54, "text": " So what exactly did they change? What what is what is everyone's so excited about?"}, {"start": 1470.98, "end": 1496.26, "text": " It's World of Warcraft well, I'm not even talking shit. I just I'm confused on like what exactly they changed"}, {"start": 1498.1, "end": 1500.1, "text": " I want to see this new mode"}, {"start": 1500.98, "end": 1508.6200000000001, "text": " How does that guy yakin off with three pills have the least amount of money?"}, {"start": 1508.6200000000001, "end": 1512.7, "text": " Alright dude, what do I buy?"}, {"start": 1512.7, "end": 1515.6200000000001, "text": " Oh my god, that menu is disgusting."}, {"start": 1515.6200000000001, "end": 1521.74, "text": " I was gonna go armor, helmet."}, {"start": 1521.74, "end": 1525.34, "text": " Wait, now dude, wait."}, {"start": 1525.34, "end": 1527.82, "text": " I'll buy a big one."}, {"start": 1527.82, "end": 1529.82, "text": " I pull bot. I pull bot. I pull bot."}, {"start": 1530.62, "end": 1531.4199999999998, "text": " Tier six."}, {"start": 1533.32, "end": 1535.02, "text": " I have a hundred. I pull bot."}, {"start": 1536.02, "end": 1537.02, "text": " I bought the music."}, {"start": 1538.02, "end": 1539.02, "text": " I need to change."}, {"start": 1540.82, "end": 1542.02, "text": " It comes on semi-fire. Are you here?"}, {"start": 1542.72, "end": 1543.72, "text": " Yeah, it does."}, {"start": 1548.12, "end": 1549.12, "text": " I got bot."}, {"start": 1549.4199999999998, "end": 1550.4199999999998, "text": " I'm on site."}, {"start": 1552.12, "end": 1553.12, "text": " Can you loot equipment?"}, {"start": 1557.82, "end": 1564.82, "text": " Good morning."}, {"start": 1564.82, "end": 1569.82, "text": " Wait, PP-19 is not bad, bro."}, {"start": 1569.82, "end": 1572.82, "text": " Oh, there we go. There we go."}, {"start": 1572.82, "end": 1574.82, "text": " He's so gross."}, {"start": 1574.82, "end": 1576.82, "text": " I think so, yeah."}, {"start": 1576.82, "end": 1597.58, "text": " I know his name is literally fuck"}, {"start": 1597.58, "end": 1599.58, "text": " I bought an AWP, I bought an AWP."}, {"start": 1599.58, "end": 1601.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1602.58, "end": 1604.58, "text": " I bought an AWP."}, {"start": 1604.58, "end": 1606.58, "text": " You look crazy with a Glock."}, {"start": 1617.58, "end": 1618.58, "text": " Close to the corner."}, {"start": 1618.58, "end": 1620.58, "text": " Frost, let me off."}, {"start": 1624.58, "end": 1626.58, "text": " Oh, you got him!"}, {"start": 1627.58, "end": 1635.58, "text": " I'm off. I'm dead in the back, dude, from Helly. Helly. Kill your family."}, {"start": 1635.58, "end": 1641.58, "text": " He owed me from helicopter tonight. Oh, one more."}, {"start": 1641.58, "end": 1650.58, "text": " What? I say the T-seek is not bad. I, guys, that looks like the same shit. I can't lie."}, {"start": 1650.58, "end": 1653.96, "text": " Maybe we'll give it a gander, but I don't know so fucking horrible"}, {"start": 1655.54, "end": 1661.78, "text": " These dudes don't even know every aspect of their screen. That's even what the functions are"}, {"start": 1662.1399999999999, "end": 1664.4199999999998, "text": " You know what I'm saying? They're at that point"}, {"start": 1666.86, "end": 1672.02, "text": " They see their fucking ammo on the bottom right corner and they're like boom that's right. I need to focus on you know"}, {"start": 1672.02, "end": 1674.02, "text": " I mean look nowhere else"}, {"start": 1674.02, "end": 1681.02, "text": " Hey, just a reminder, look at your mini-map at all times."}, {"start": 1681.02, "end": 1683.66, "text": " Hey, just a reminder, look at your mini-map at all times."}, {"start": 1683.66, "end": 1687.98, "text": " If you have a fellow foe down, remember to resurrect your teammates."}, {"start": 1687.98, "end": 1692.82, "text": " Remember to resurrect your fucking teammates, you old fucks."}, {"start": 1692.82, "end": 1699.82, "text": " Res your teammates and look at your fucking mini-map."}, {"start": 1699.82, "end": 1706.82, "text": " I'm going to take a stretch."}, {"start": 1706.82, "end": 1709.82, "text": " Looting."}, {"start": 1709.82, "end": 1716.82, "text": " I'm going to take a rocket helicopter already."}, {"start": 1716.82, "end": 1720.82, "text": " I thought they don't want to have a helicopter right now."}, {"start": 1720.82, "end": 1723.82, "text": " He's just trying to hit me."}, {"start": 1723.82, "end": 1739.82, "text": " I'm dead you guys might have to might have to walk it back or I can come with another"}, {"start": 1739.82, "end": 1747.74, "text": " helicopter just kill that fucking thing our crate is biggest mistake didn't happen during"}, {"start": 1747.74, "end": 1753.54, "text": " a crisis it happened while the game was winning one decision seemed harmless but slowly it's"}, {"start": 1753.54, "end": 1759.22, "text": " effect become spreading, changing how people played, dividing the community and weakening"}, {"start": 1759.22, "end": 1764.1, "text": " a game that once looked unstoppable. So why did Embark make the decision? And why did"}, {"start": 1764.1, "end": 1768.7, "text": " it take so long to understand its true cost? To answer that, we need to go back to when"}, {"start": 1768.7, "end": 1770.74, "text": " ArcGraders looked like it couldn't fail."}, {"start": 1784.34, "end": 1791.02, "text": " Dude dude anytime I see these videos and that like gives me flashbacks, you know, just Nick"}, {"start": 1791.02, "end": 1794.6599999999999, "text": " Thanks so much for the five gifted and give me flashbacks of like"}, {"start": 1798.1, "end": 1800.1, "text": " How much fun our"}, {"start": 1800.54, "end": 1802.54, "text": " Raiders was during its peak"}, {"start": 1803.06, "end": 1806.02, "text": " All the boys playing it everybody having a good time"}, {"start": 1806.46, "end": 1808.3, "text": " Well, so much fun"}, {"start": 1808.3, "end": 1813.8999999999999, "text": " enter with gear you work for, search for better loot, then try to escape. And if you die you can lose"}, {"start": 1813.8999999999999, "end": 1819.26, "text": " almost everything you brought in. But arc raiders made that stress feel different. The machine were"}, {"start": 1819.26, "end": 1824.54, "text": " dangerous, the world looked incredible, the shooting felt good, but the thing players kept talking about"}, {"start": 1824.54, "end": 1830.22, "text": " wasn't a weapon or a boss. You could hear another raider nearby and have absolutely no idea what"}, {"start": 1830.22, "end": 1836.3, "text": " was about to happen. Maybe he shoots you, maybe both of you slowly back away, maybe start talking,"}, {"start": 1836.3, "end": 1840.74, "text": " fight an art machine together, trade something, and believe as strangers."}, {"start": 1840.74, "end": 1844.3799999999999, "text": " Or maybe he acts friendly and shoots you in the back at extraction."}, {"start": 1844.3799999999999, "end": 1847.4199999999998, "text": " That uncertainly turns normal matches into stories."}, {"start": 1847.4199999999998, "end": 1851.94, "text": " One player, only days after lunch, told a story about using Proximity Chat to convince"}, {"start": 1851.94, "end": 1855.46, "text": " an enemy squad to help him get revenge on his toxic teammates."}, {"start": 1855.46, "end": 1860.1399999999999, "text": " Another player later described his first 30 to 40 hours as some of the most fun"}, {"start": 1860.1399999999999, "end": 1861.62, "text": " he'd had in years."}, {"start": 1861.62, "end": 1865.82, "text": " For him it was the combination of dangerous art machines and unpredictable players that"}, {"start": 1865.82, "end": 1872.58, "text": " made every fight feel different. And people noticed. Our creator sold more than 4 million copies in less than two weeks."}, {"start": 1872.58, "end": 1877.3799999999999, "text": " Its simpler account didn't immediately collapse after lunch either. It kept climbing until..."}, {"start": 1877.3799999999999, "end": 1883.98, "text": " These dudes made like 250 million dollars. Let that... let that sink in. You know?"}, {"start": 1884.98, "end": 1888.9399999999998, "text": " Let that sink in. 250 million dollars."}, {"start": 1890.3799999999999, "end": 1895.1799999999998, "text": " And all we got is a ball that suicide blows up at your feet, but this time it's armored."}, {"start": 1895.18, "end": 1899.98, "text": " The nearly 482,000 people were playing at the same time on Steam."}, {"start": 1901.02, "end": 1903.5800000000002, "text": " Ten weeks after launch, Arc Raiders wasn't fading."}, {"start": 1903.5800000000002, "end": 1906.6200000000001, "text": " It was still winning, but hidden inside that success was a problem."}, {"start": 1906.6200000000001, "end": 1907.8200000000002, "text": " And BIRD'S STATIC!"}, {"start": 1907.8200000000002, "end": 1909.66, "text": " Because they didn't run up to the same Arc Raiders."}, {"start": 1909.66, "end": 1913.74, "text": " Some players wanted fights, they wanted to hunt people, steal their gear,"}, {"start": 1913.74, "end": 1915.8200000000002, "text": " and turn every raid into PVPs."}, {"start": 1915.8200000000002, "end": 1918.78, "text": " Others just wanted to explore, loot, kill machines,"}, {"start": 1918.78, "end": 1922.0600000000002, "text": " and only fight another Raider when they absolutely had to."}, {"start": 1922.0600000000002, "end": 1924.7, "text": " And when those two kind of flares kept meeting each other,"}, {"start": 1924.7, "end": 1928.3, "text": " Someone was always going to feel like the other side was ruining the game."}, {"start": 1928.3, "end": 1931.98, "text": " Impark tried to fix that, and that's where the story changed."}, {"start": 1931.98, "end": 1946.38, "text": " So we do um analyze behavior and match recording?"}, {"start": 1948.38, "end": 1949.5, "text": " You can't say anymore?"}, {"start": 1949.5, "end": 1949.74, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1951.26, "end": 1955.5, "text": " Around the inner December, Impark introduced another layer to its matchmaking."}, {"start": 1955.5, "end": 1960.06, "text": " Player would eventually call it ABMM, Aggression-Based Matchmaking."}, {"start": 1960.06, "end": 1964.78, "text": " The simple version is this. The game looks at how you interact with other raiders."}, {"start": 1964.78, "end": 1970.1399999999999, "text": " If your playstyle ends heavily toward PvP, you're more likely to meet players who behave like you,"}, {"start": 1970.1399999999999, "end": 1975.02, "text": " and if you usually avoid fights, you're more likely to meet people closer to that style."}, {"start": 1975.02, "end": 1981.8999999999999, "text": " Not guaranteed, not separate PvP and PvE servers, just an invisible push toward people who play"}, {"start": 1981.8999999999999, "end": 1986.62, "text": " more like you, and on paper that actually makes sense. Imagine you're brand new,"}, {"start": 1986.6200000000001, "end": 1991.2600000000002, "text": " you're still learning the maps, you probably don't want every single match to end because"}, {"start": 1991.2600000000002, "end": 1997.42, "text": " a player with 500 hours hunted you across the map for fun, and that was basically inbox problem."}, {"start": 1997.42, "end": 2002.38, "text": " The studio later explained that it didn't want dedicated PvP players constantly steamrolling"}, {"start": 2002.38, "end": 2004.38, "text": " raiders who weren't as interested in PvP."}, {"start": 2004.38, "end": 2007.98, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, I don't think that this ruined the game."}, {"start": 2009.3400000000001, "end": 2010.94, "text": " I don't think that this ruined the game at all."}, {"start": 2012.14, "end": 2014.8600000000001, "text": " Even whenever I look back at like when everybody was bitching,"}, {"start": 2014.8600000000001, "end": 2024.7600000000002, "text": " Like very rarely were people bitching about getting into games where everybody just wants to shoot each other"}, {"start": 2024.7600000000002, "end": 2033.7600000000002, "text": " Like that was kind of the, at least for myself, like that's the intention of me going into raids"}, {"start": 2033.7600000000002, "end": 2042.7600000000002, "text": " I wasn't going into a raid not to PVP, I was going into a raid to PVP and I was getting into raids with other people who were also PVP"}, {"start": 2042.76, "end": 2048.68, "text": " What killed our graders isn't that it's the fact that whatever we got into those raids"}, {"start": 2049.0, "end": 2055.18, "text": " It was nothing but cheaters at the highest level of AB or whatever. It's called a GMM"}, {"start": 2056.02, "end": 2058.36, "text": " aggression based matchmaking a BMM at"}, {"start": 2059.24, "end": 2061.76, "text": " the highest level of a BMMM a"}, {"start": 2063.88, "end": 2066.04, "text": " Manim at the highest level of Eminem"}, {"start": 2067.28, "end": 2069.28, "text": " It was literally just cheaters"}, {"start": 2069.7200000000003, "end": 2073.6200000000003, "text": " That's the that's the fucking problem now. Maybe for you PvE"}, {"start": 2074.32, "end": 2077.36, "text": " Motherfuckers, maybe you didn't like it. I don't know"}, {"start": 2078.48, "end": 2080.76, "text": " But as a PvP guy I could give a shit"}, {"start": 2081.48, "end": 2085.2000000000003, "text": " Just whenever you got there whenever it was a red"}, {"start": 2085.88, "end": 2093.52, "text": " Stella raid you could almost guarantee that there was going to be a cheater in that said raid on"}, {"start": 2094.36, "end": 2096.36, "text": " top of that"}, {"start": 2096.36, "end": 2102.42, "text": " the bugs that never got fucking fixed for months at a time they're still on"}, {"start": 2102.42, "end": 2110.88, "text": " Christmas break even today I don't think that the M&M was what killed the game at"}, {"start": 2110.88, "end": 2114.4, "text": " all I don't even think it's like 15% of what heard it."}, {"start": 2114.4, "end": 2119.36, "text": " So the idea wasn't stupid and it was supposed to protect players the problem"}, {"start": 2119.36, "end": 2123.2400000000002, "text": " was that our creators had built so much of its identity around one simple"}, {"start": 2123.2400000000002, "end": 2127.88, "text": " question can I trust the person standing in front of me and now an invisible"}, {"start": 2127.88, "end": 2138.5600000000004, "text": " system yeah because people are are are are confusing ABMM ABMM with skill like"}, {"start": 2138.5600000000004, "end": 2143.5600000000004, "text": " for example in Call of Duty they have the they have skill-based matchmaking"}, {"start": 2143.5600000000004, "end": 2148.8, "text": " which is fucking terrible for the game ABMM literally just means you're a"}, {"start": 2148.8, "end": 2156.96, "text": " douchebag like that's it like it is it is how often do you shoot people it's not"}, {"start": 2156.96, "end": 2163.8, "text": " how often do you win it's just how often are you blast in a son of a bitch it's"}, {"start": 2163.8, "end": 2167.1200000000003, "text": " completely different than SBN completely different"}, {"start": 2167.1200000000003, "end": 2171.52, "text": " think predict what kind of person you were likely to meet at first players"}, {"start": 2171.52, "end": 2175.28, "text": " weren't even completely sure the system existed people were testing"}, {"start": 2175.28, "end": 2180.1600000000003, "text": " different accounts, comparing friendly and aggressive lobbies, and arguing over whether"}, {"start": 2180.1600000000003, "end": 2183.0800000000004, "text": " their behavior actually changed matchmaking."}, {"start": 2183.0800000000004, "end": 2187.84, "text": " Then in early January, MPART CEO confirmed it, and once people knew it was real, some"}, {"start": 2187.84, "end": 2190.0400000000004, "text": " players started thinking differently."}, {"start": 2190.0400000000004, "end": 2193.9, "text": " One rated post about APMM received nearly 2,000 upvotes."}, {"start": 2193.9, "end": 2198.1200000000003, "text": " The player said raids felt more predictable than they had around lunch."}, {"start": 2198.1200000000003, "end": 2202.84, "text": " But more importantly, he said he had become much more conscious about how he interacted"}, {"start": 2202.84, "end": 2204.2200000000003, "text": " with strangers."}, {"start": 2204.2200000000003, "end": 2208.5800000000004, "text": " He wanted to mess around with people who are playing solo, but where is everyone that could"}, {"start": 2208.5800000000004, "end": 2212.1800000000003, "text": " make his future matches more hostile when he played with his sister?"}, {"start": 2212.1800000000003, "end": 2215.86, "text": " SBMM and ABMM are both bad and should not be normalized."}, {"start": 2215.86, "end": 2221.6600000000003, "text": " Yeah, I don't disagree with you bro, but having that opinion on something, you're"}, {"start": 2221.6600000000003, "end": 2226.1000000000004, "text": " just having an opinion that anything new is bad."}, {"start": 2226.1000000000004, "end": 2230.82, "text": " Like, when these games, ah y'all know I shit on ArcGrader, it's more than pretty"}, {"start": 2230.82, "end": 2231.82, "text": " much anybody."}, {"start": 2231.82, "end": 2236.82, "text": " When these games want to try and come up with these new ideas, and these new things to put in,"}, {"start": 2237.2200000000003, "end": 2240.7200000000003, "text": " like, they were the first ones that had ABMM in their games."}, {"start": 2241.42, "end": 2243.82, "text": " Like, I don't think that that's- we should instantly go,"}, {"start": 2243.82, "end": 2244.52, "text": " NOW!"}, {"start": 2244.92, "end": 2247.52, "text": " Don't you dare try and do new things!"}, {"start": 2247.52, "end": 2250.1200000000003, "text": " Don't you dare try and do anything different!"}, {"start": 2251.02, "end": 2252.42, "text": " Bro, we're not gonna get anywhere."}, {"start": 2252.82, "end": 2253.82, "text": " Literally nowhere."}, {"start": 2254.92, "end": 2255.92, "text": " That's the problem."}, {"start": 2256.02, "end": 2258.82, "text": " If so many motherfuckers who play video games with the TISM,"}, {"start": 2258.82, "end": 2261.1200000000003, "text": " that any type of change, any type of difference,"}, {"start": 2261.12, "end": 2263.12, "text": " They lose their fucking minds."}, {"start": 2263.52, "end": 2267.98, "text": " I just I don't think that that should be our opinion on games"}, {"start": 2269.22, "end": 2272.52, "text": " They want to try something new and and differ. That's fine"}, {"start": 2272.52, "end": 2276.44, "text": " The problem is when it's fucking broken and terrible and you don't fix it"}, {"start": 2277.2799999999997, "end": 2279.2799999999997, "text": " It ain't a good look"}, {"start": 2279.2799999999997, "end": 2284.64, "text": " Before you saw someone and thought can I trust him now some players were also thinking if I shoot him"}, {"start": 2284.64, "end": 2288.92, "text": " What kind of lobby will I get later the matchmaking system had become part of the"}, {"start": 2291.12, "end": 2300.52, "text": " But they admitted the system had problems two important ones first the game had previously failed to properly separate someone starting a fight from someone simply"}, {"start": 2300.68, "end": 2307.3399999999997, "text": " Defending themselves so a cautious player would keep getting attacked and thought that could appear more PVP focused than he really was"}, {"start": 2308.0, "end": 2314.16, "text": " Second rounds were almost nothing happened were affecting a player's matchmaking profile more than embark expected"}, {"start": 2314.16, "end": 2317.88, "text": " The studio eventually changed both now to be fair to embark"}, {"start": 2317.88, "end": 2321.7200000000003, "text": " MBMM never created two perfectly separate worlds."}, {"start": 2321.7200000000003, "end": 2327.34, "text": " There isn't just a friendly lobby and a murderer lobby, MBMM says player exists on a scale."}, {"start": 2327.34, "end": 2331.44, "text": " Most people fall somewhere in the middle and the game still deliberately leaves room for"}, {"start": 2331.44, "end": 2332.94, "text": " unexpected encounters."}, {"start": 2332.94, "end": 2338.44, "text": " But the damage wasn't only about what ABMM actually did, it was also about what players"}, {"start": 2338.44, "end": 2340.0, "text": " believed it was doing."}, {"start": 2340.0, "end": 2344.56, "text": " And while everyone was arguing about matchfaking, another problem was becoming 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2377.44, "text": " right around that Christmas break"}, {"start": 2377.44, "end": 2380.72, "text": " because we were all expecting some type of updates,"}, {"start": 2380.72, "end": 2383.2, "text": " some type of big adjustment,"}, {"start": 2383.2, "end": 2386.24, "text": " right before Christmas, Christmas was rolling around,"}, {"start": 2386.24, "end": 2387.7999999999997, "text": " everybody was pumped,"}, {"start": 2387.7999999999997, "end": 2389.8799999999997, "text": " we all thought something was coming,"}, {"start": 2389.8799999999997, "end": 2391.48, "text": " or some type of, you know,"}, {"start": 2391.48, "end": 2393.2, "text": " and during this time, I believe,"}, {"start": 2393.2, "end": 2396.44, "text": " if my memory treats me well here,"}, {"start": 2396.44, "end": 2400.3599999999997, "text": " this was also when the zipline glitch on Stella"}, {"start": 2400.3599999999997, "end": 2401.6, "text": " was still a thing,"}, {"start": 2401.6, "end": 2405.12, "text": " and it lasted all the way through Christmas."}, {"start": 2405.12, "end": 2406.68, "text": " We were literally sitting there"}, {"start": 2406.68, "end": 2409.96, "text": " during arguably some of the biggest times"}, {"start": 2409.96, "end": 2412.68, "text": " for a game, holiday break,"}, {"start": 2412.68, "end": 2414.56, "text": " where all the kids are off of school,"}, {"start": 2414.56, "end": 2417.86, "text": " all the dads and moms are finally home,"}, {"start": 2417.86, "end": 2420.24, "text": " they're chilling, they wanna play some games,"}, {"start": 2420.24, "end": 2423.3199999999997, "text": " and they couldn't even play"}, {"start": 2423.3199999999997, "end": 2425.44, "text": " on the most anticipated and exciting map"}, {"start": 2425.44, "end": 2426.7599999999998, "text": " in the game at the time."}, {"start": 2426.7599999999998, "end": 2428.08, "text": " It's very fresh,"}, {"start": 2428.08, "end": 2430.58, "text": " because there's a game-breaking bug"}, {"start": 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"end": 2466.4, "text": " Except PVP had problems too."}, {"start": 2466.4, "end": 2473.0, "text": " Players in aggressive lobbies started feeling graded with complaints about cheaters, wolf hats, and suspicious deaths."}, {"start": 2473.0, "end": 2475.24, "text": " Now, these are player reports."}, {"start": 2475.24, "end": 2481.52, "text": " They don't prove every aggressive lobby was filled with cheaters, but in an extraction shooter, perception matters."}, {"start": 2481.52, "end": 2484.16, "text": " If dying means losing gear, you spend hours collecting-"}, {"start": 2484.16, "end": 2486.52, "text": " Look, Daredis! He's getting shot through the wall!"}, {"start": 2486.52, "end": 2488.68, "text": " because the second you stop believing that,"}, {"start": 2488.68, "end": 2492.4, "text": " risks stop feeling exciting and it just feels pointless."}, {"start": 2492.4, "end": 2494.0, "text": " And there were the resets."}, {"start": 2494.0, "end": 2497.5, "text": " Our creators' expedition system was supposed to refresh progression"}, {"start": 2497.5, "end": 2500.92, "text": " by allowing players to start again and earn permanent rewards."}, {"start": 2500.92, "end": 2503.7599999999998, "text": " Augustine's had the exact opposite reaction."}, {"start": 2503.7599999999998, "end": 2506.48, "text": " They didn't want to complete the same quests again,"}, {"start": 2506.48, "end": 2508.28, "text": " rebuild the same things again,"}, {"start": 2508.28, "end": 2510.12, "text": " unlock the same progression again,"}, {"start": 2510.12, "end": 2512.24, "text": " and eventually embark listened."}, {"start": 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you will get back on Tataki I'll"}, {"start": 2556.9, "end": 2561.38, "text": " take that question in a moment I remember when this happened okay and"}, {"start": 2561.38, "end": 2567.02, "text": " this guy killed me and I we posted on social medias I called this guy"}, {"start": 2567.02, "end": 2572.66, "text": " and everyone gave me fucking shit for it and then this guy ended up getting banned and I got my kid back"}, {"start": 2573.46, "end": 2578.94, "text": " And I remember sitting there and I was like everyone is gonna look at me and they're gonna think I'm a genius and"}, {"start": 2579.38, "end": 2580.82, "text": " in reality"}, {"start": 2580.82, "end": 2584.98, "text": " No one gave a shit and everyone still called me retarded"}, {"start": 2589.2599999999998, "end": 2592.62, "text": " The progression and the resets was another problem"}, {"start": 2592.62, "end": 2596.2999999999997, "text": " Our creators had become much bigger than MPark expected."}, {"start": 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again, they did this at the worst fucking time, man."}, {"start": 2630.3, "end": 2631.94, "text": " That's the problem."}, {"start": 2631.94, "end": 2633.78, "text": " That's the problem."}, {"start": 2633.78, "end": 2636.98, "text": " It's like, it was like a bad time joke."}, {"start": 2636.98, "end": 2641.42, "text": " They would wait to tell the good jokes during a fucking funeral."}, {"start": 2641.42, "end": 2646.82, "text": " They would wait to make these announcements and these changes when the game was already"}, {"start": 2646.82, "end": 2649.22, "text": " hemorrhaging players."}, {"start": 2649.2200000000003, "end": 2654.34, "text": " You cannot sit there and give multiple lax and basical updates, one after another, after"}, {"start": 2654.34, "end": 2659.6200000000003, "text": " another, after another, and then finally, after some of the worst updates you've done, announce"}, {"start": 2659.6200000000003, "end": 2665.1800000000003, "text": " we're going to be doing larger updates six months apart from each other."}, {"start": 2665.1800000000003, "end": 2672.94, "text": " They went from making every good decision all the way through, pre-alpha, alpha, beta,"}, {"start": 2672.94, "end": 2677.76, "text": " into the game, first two months quality,"}, {"start": 2677.76, "end": 2680.16, "text": " three months started getting slower, four, five months,"}, {"start": 2680.16, "end": 2682.7200000000003, "text": " oh my gosh, six months, what the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 2682.7200000000003, "end": 2684.38, "text": " And then they make this decision"}, {"start": 2684.38, "end": 2686.54, "text": " in the worst time possible."}, {"start": 2686.54, "end": 2688.36, "text": " When everyone started leaving the game"}, {"start": 2688.36, "end": 2689.76, "text": " and people stopped playing it,"}, {"start": 2689.76, "end": 2693.52, "text": " that's when they're like, oh, to all the people"}, {"start": 2693.52, "end": 2695.88, "text": " not like Hutch and that are staying here"}, {"start": 2695.88, "end": 2697.7200000000003, "text": " and that are trusting us,"}, {"start": 2697.7200000000003, "end": 2700.48, "text": " we're gonna give you an update in six months."}, {"start": 2700.48, "end": 2701.32, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 2701.32, "end": 2707.7000000000003, "text": " And here's my prediction. You all know I love to predict things. I'm like that so Raven in the future"}, {"start": 2707.7000000000003, "end": 2709.7000000000003, "text": " I can see with my little crystal ball"}, {"start": 2712.42, "end": 2714.82, "text": " October's gonna come around big update next month"}, {"start": 2716.2200000000003, "end": 2723.78, "text": " Everybody's excited about it. I mean Jack. I've never heard this man speak Spanish faster. You know, I mean, yeah, I can't I'll you know"}, {"start": 2723.94, "end": 2725.94, "text": " He's he's pumped"}, {"start": 2726.1600000000003, "end": 2729.92, "text": " October updates gonna come around everybody's gonna go back me included. We're gonna play"}, {"start": 2729.92, "end": 2733.4, "text": " Okay, here's the reality of it."}, {"start": 2733.4, "end": 2741.6800000000003, "text": " If it doesn't blow our dicks off of our body, it will not last more than a week."}, {"start": 2741.6800000000003, "end": 2747.32, "text": " They are going to have to, one, the PvE or whatever they're adding in, the arc has to"}, {"start": 2747.32, "end": 2753.76, "text": " be sick, has to be fucking dope, and I hope that it is."}, {"start": 2753.76, "end": 2757.52, "text": " The game itself has to be reworked."}, {"start": 2757.52, "end": 2761.3, "text": " We have to have more loot, things that matter."}, {"start": 2761.3, "end": 2765.02, "text": " Like if I go in to Dan Battleground's room"}, {"start": 2765.02, "end": 2768.34, "text": " with a key with one use and it's purple,"}, {"start": 2768.34, "end": 2770.7, "text": " I should be able to walk in there"}, {"start": 2770.7, "end": 2773.34, "text": " and get items to be excited about."}, {"start": 2773.34, "end": 2775.38, "text": " The fix for this game is obvious."}, {"start": 2775.38, "end": 2776.22, "text": " The equivalent..."}, {"start": 2776.22, "end": 2777.46, "text": " Press the unannounced release,"}, {"start": 2777.46, "end": 2779.9, "text": " four new maps with one cycling old map"}, {"start": 2779.9, "end": 2782.74, "text": " and change 50% of the guns."}, {"start": 2782.74, "end": 2783.58, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 2783.58, "end": 2785.22, "text": " Everyone comes back."}, {"start": 2785.22, "end": 2787.1, "text": " I completely disagree."}, {"start": 2787.1, "end": 2791.46, "text": " I completely disagree. I love you and you're sexy. I completely disagree and I'll tell you why"}, {"start": 2792.74, "end": 2799.66, "text": " The problem our greater has is not the PVP the PVP is still great for third-person shooters"}, {"start": 2799.66, "end": 2806.86, "text": " The PVP and our graders is fucking electric. Okay. It has never been the PVP. That's not the issue whatsoever"}, {"start": 2806.98, "end": 2808.98, "text": " The fighting is great"}, {"start": 2809.08, "end": 2812.02, "text": " The reason why you fight is the problem"}, {"start": 2812.74, "end": 2818.7, "text": " You look at a game like this came from Tarkov with people who are consistently playing for eight to 15,000 hours"}, {"start": 2818.7, "end": 2825.42, "text": " Okay, and I say consistently probably more like two to six thousand hours if you have a"}, {"start": 2826.3, "end": 2828.86, "text": " Woman in your life, and you're not bitchless like most of us"}, {"start": 2830.42, "end": 2836.18, "text": " Two to six thousand hours why it's not the PVP the PVP in Tarkov is is good"}, {"start": 2836.18, "end": 2841.68, "text": " But it's riddled with desync and bullshit and it pisses us all off. So why do we keep coming back?"}, {"start": 2842.02, "end": 2848.2599999999998, "text": " Because of the reason why you play and it's not the PVP it is everything around"}, {"start": 2848.2599999999998, "end": 2853.74, "text": " the PVP. The questing actually has meaning and reason. Reasons to wake up"}, {"start": 2853.74, "end": 2861.02, "text": " every day, launch the game and continue to quest into play. The PVP is good but"}, {"start": 2861.02, "end": 2864.82, "text": " the reason why your PVPing is for the lead axis, for the graphics cards, for"}, {"start": 2864.82, "end": 2869.7, "text": " the wires, for the market, to make money and to keep progressing. Not to"}, {"start": 2869.7000000000003, "end": 2876.0600000000004, "text": " fill your stash with bobcats, torrentes, and fucking stitchers with with kinetic"}, {"start": 2876.0600000000004, "end": 2882.7000000000003, "text": " converters on it. But that's boring. Going into a room with one use that is"}, {"start": 2882.7000000000003, "end": 2886.86, "text": " purple, opening the door, fighting the entire map for an item that if you die"}, {"start": 2886.86, "end": 2892.3, "text": " with it's gonna lose value and or you lose it in general. Getting out of that"}, {"start": 2892.3, "end": 2898.2200000000003, "text": " raid and being able to sell it for money, that is the exciting part. 100%"}, {"start": 2898.2200000000003, "end": 2905.86, "text": " I'm not a PvE enjoyer, but the one thing I love about Tarkov and the reason why I keep going back is because I want to see"}, {"start": 2905.86, "end": 2911.9, "text": " What's behind that fucking door? I want to go to customs opened up mark room and see a red key card on the ground"}, {"start": 2911.9, "end": 2917.42, "text": " I want to go to labs loop black key and see the Bitcoin the intelligence and the Cardinal key"}, {"start": 2917.86, "end": 2925.6200000000003, "text": " That is what's exciting. That is what is is that is what I want to figure out and want to do"}, {"start": 2925.62, "end": 2933.7, "text": " you. And it keeps the game itself authentic. You fight people in different locations. You"}, {"start": 2933.7, "end": 2940.38, "text": " can choose to go to a location like the top of damn towers and to fight someone for the"}, {"start": 2940.38, "end": 2944.54, "text": " best loot on the map, or you can stay on the outskirts and fight people for the loose"}, {"start": 2944.54, "end": 2949.98, "text": " loot and hope that you're lucky and you pull a good loot item, you know, and that's"}, {"start": 2949.98, "end": 2953.58, "text": " That's kind of what ARC was at the beginning."}, {"start": 2953.58, "end": 2958.02, "text": " Because none of us had inventories full of Bobcats and none of us had inventories full"}, {"start": 2958.02, "end": 2959.7400000000002, "text": " of Connecticut Converse."}, {"start": 2959.7400000000002, "end": 2963.38, "text": " Like we were looking to craft in this, that and the other."}, {"start": 2963.38, "end": 2967.78, "text": " And then everyone got them and everyone just started PVPing and it just got repetitive"}, {"start": 2967.78, "end": 2972.06, "text": " and that's just not, that's not extraction shooters man."}, {"start": 2972.06, "end": 2974.18, "text": " Extraction shooters are not team deathmatch."}, {"start": 2974.18, "end": 2976.78, "text": " It's not search and destroy."}, {"start": 2976.78, "end": 2983.0, "text": " shooters is at its core a survival game. That is what it should be. And when it"}, {"start": 2983.0, "end": 2992.0, "text": " turns from a non-survival game to a PVP PVP simulator, it's not fun anymore. It's"}, {"start": 2992.0, "end": 2996.36, "text": " not fun for the masses. Now you're always gonna have people like AIMKey, people"}, {"start": 2996.36, "end": 3000.92, "text": " like Drac, people like Symphony, you know people like that who are gonna be"}, {"start": 3000.92, "end": 3004.36, "text": " playing games and just fighting all the time and and and those guys are"}, {"start": 3004.36, "end": 3007.06, "text": " freaks and they're really good at the game and that's what they enjoy, but the"}, {"start": 3007.06, "end": 3011.92, "text": " mass of us, the majority of us are playing the game to try and survive from"}, {"start": 3011.92, "end": 3015.52, "text": " the moment we get into the raid to the moment we get out of the raid with a"}, {"start": 3015.52, "end": 3021.76, "text": " dash and a hint of PVP as well. That's the reality and I feel like that's"}, {"start": 3021.76, "end": 3029.2400000000002, "text": " something Arc Raiders has still not figured out. So unless they completely"}, {"start": 3029.2400000000002, "end": 3034.2400000000002, "text": " redo that system I don't think it's gonna be successful. Well it's gonna"}, {"start": 3034.2400000000002, "end": 3038.2400000000002, "text": " be successful it's not going to be like where it was because everyone's already"}, {"start": 3038.2400000000002, "end": 3041.44, "text": " experienced everything else nothing's fresh nothing's new people aren't trying"}, {"start": 3041.44, "end": 3045.96, "text": " to figure things out anymore and if people do try it's gonna be a week"}, {"start": 3045.96, "end": 3052.4, "text": " they're gonna go back they're gonna say there's nothing has changed I'm gone the"}, {"start": 3052.4, "end": 3057.2000000000003, "text": " only reason it lasted six months before is because it was new now it's not"}, {"start": 3057.2000000000003, "end": 3061.48, "text": " sitting there thinking I finished everything what do I do now and the"}, {"start": 3061.48, "end": 3065.8, "text": " answer becomes weight then the player numbers started telling their own story"}, {"start": 3065.8, "end": 3072.36, "text": " our creators average around 200 and bro bro they're thinking I finished everything"}, {"start": 3072.36, "end": 3077.8, "text": " what do I do now and the answer becomes weight then the player number started"}, {"start": 3077.8, "end": 3087.32, "text": " 12,988 30,213"}, {"start": 3091.48, "end": 3098.48, "text": " I mean, bro."}, {"start": 3121.48, "end": 3127.72, "text": " To tell in their own story, Ark Raiders average around 241,000 concurrent Steam players in January,"}, {"start": 3127.72, "end": 3134.48, "text": " then 112,000 in March, 36,000 in June, and by August roughly 24,000."}, {"start": 3134.48, "end": 3137.48, "text": " That decline does not prove APMM caused it."}, {"start": 3137.48, "end": 3144.38, "text": " Every huge multiplayer game loses players, the launch hype disappeared, but Ark Raiders didn't just have one of those problems."}, {"start": 3144.38, "end": 3148.98, "text": " It had several of them arriving together, and that's why the matchmaking decision matters."}, {"start": 3148.98, "end": 3154.34, "text": " APMM didn't create every crack in ArcGraders, but it arrived at the exact moment those cracks"}, {"start": 3154.34, "end": 3159.46, "text": " were starting to matter. A game that became special because you never knew what other player would do."}, {"start": 3159.46, "end": 3163.86, "text": " Suddenly, Hatlairs thinking about what an algorithm expected them to do."}, {"start": 3163.86, "end": 3168.82, "text": " And today, ArcGraders isn't literally dead. But the ArcGraders that enter 2026"}, {"start": 3168.82, "end": 3172.42, "text": " slipped almost impossible to stop. That version is gone."}, {"start": 3172.42, "end": 3175.3, "text": " One bad decision didn't pull the trigger by itself."}, {"start": 3175.3, "end": 3179.6200000000003, "text": " It came at the worst possible time, right as content was running thin."}, {"start": 3179.6200000000003, "end": 3183.7000000000003, "text": " Progression was losing its pole, Chidi was becoming a louder complaint,"}, {"start": 3183.7000000000003, "end": 3187.54, "text": " and the studio was struggling to keep pace with its own success."}, {"start": 3187.54, "end": 3192.6600000000003, "text": " And that was the story of Ark Raiders, a game that had everything it needed to last, except"}, {"start": 3192.6600000000003, "end": 3194.6600000000003, "text": " enough reasons for players to stay."}, {"start": 3205.3, "end": 3214.2400000000002, "text": " was I mean bro if it was a percentage I would say the people who quit the game because of ABMM was like less than 5%"}, {"start": 3214.2400000000002, "end": 3221.82, "text": " I don't think that there was hardly anybody who quit the game over ABMM because it the PvE players were happy"}, {"start": 3222.7400000000002, "end": 3232.1800000000003, "text": " The PvE players were pumped because they were hardly running into us and the PvP players that the whole reason why we play the game is to fight other people"}, {"start": 3232.7000000000003, "end": 3234.7000000000003, "text": " you know like"}, {"start": 3235.3, "end": 3242.02, "text": " Arc Raiders is not a super hard PVP game. Anyone could be successful at it. I think again"}, {"start": 3242.42, "end": 3248.6400000000003, "text": " The biggest thing is is there was absolutely no mid to end game that that's the problem"}, {"start": 3248.94, "end": 3254.6600000000003, "text": " It was no mid to end game. There was no meat on the bone. God damn you looking it was just"}, {"start": 3256.0600000000004, "end": 3260.0600000000004, "text": " Fucking electric and the big dog last thing before we skip"}, {"start": 3260.6600000000003, "end": 3261.94, "text": " now"}, {"start": 3261.94, "end": 3265.38, "text": " So many of these are greater players have went and played other"}, {"start": 3266.02, "end": 3271.5, "text": " Extraction shooters Delta Force arena breakout infinite escape from Tarkov and others and"}, {"start": 3272.02, "end": 3277.78, "text": " They have gotten I mean you heard Nick Merck's I mean this guy hasn't picked up a mouse and keyboard since Vietnam"}, {"start": 3278.14, "end": 3284.1, "text": " You know and he's playing on a different platform every day talking about how much he loves Tarkov"}, {"start": 3284.7400000000002, "end": 3286.1, "text": " literally"}, {"start": 3286.1, "end": 3290.98, "text": " Because of just how the game is how the game works. So a lot of those players"}, {"start": 3291.94, "end": 3306.94, "text": " You know, are gonna be going back to our graders with very high expectations, incredibly high expectations, even the dumbasses like Nick. I mean, Nick can't do math, you know?"}, {"start": 3306.94, "end": 3313.94, "text": " Nick gets, I mean, he gets riled up with multiplication."}, {"start": 3313.94, "end": 3318.34, "text": " New spanking was good. You expect him saying slurs or getting but hurt lol"}, {"start": 3322.88, "end": 3324.88, "text": " What"}, {"start": 3325.54, "end": 3332.9, "text": " Too many saying slurs are getting but hurt I don't I don't think anyone really cared about that. All right next"}, {"start": 3335.82, "end": 3341.38, "text": " We're not doing this. Do you have a guy on the 800,000 our boats taking videos of us? We've succeeded"}, {"start": 3341.38, "end": 3348.5, "text": " Guys here's the thing there's million million million dollar boats out here those guys they're gonna beat you in the nice boat competition"}, {"start": 3348.5, "end": 3351.06, "text": " So you got to have the interesting boat. That's what it comes down to"}, {"start": 3352.06, "end": 3355.7000000000003, "text": " You think it's good cuz it almost sank all the time"}, {"start": 3356.34, "end": 3358.9, "text": " God damn. I love being American"}, {"start": 3361.78, "end": 3363.78, "text": " He's used it for evidence later"}, {"start": 3365.1400000000003, "end": 3367.1400000000003, "text": " I sure hope it's not illegal"}, {"start": 3371.38, "end": 3375.82, "text": " It's called a flyover not a god the greatest country see how the guy on the"}, {"start": 3375.82, "end": 3382.06, "text": " eight yeah this place we live in is beautiful isn't it I just have to share"}, {"start": 3382.06, "end": 3386.7400000000002, "text": " a building with five other five hundred other people"}, {"start": 3401.38, "end": 3403.38, "text": " They didn't cut his face on me"}, {"start": 3403.38, "end": 3405.38, "text": " Oh, they're gonna hear you through my apple"}, {"start": 3405.38, "end": 3407.38, "text": " It's gonna be so bad"}, {"start": 3416.38, "end": 3418.38, "text": " What's wrong?"}, {"start": 3421.38, "end": 3422.38, "text": " It's water"}, {"start": 3422.38, "end": 3423.38, "text": " Water?"}, {"start": 3423.38, "end": 3424.38, "text": " Yes it is"}, {"start": 3427.38, "end": 3429.38, "text": " It must have went bad"}, {"start": 3431.38, "end": 3433.38, "text": " Is there any Shindor?"}, {"start": 3433.38, "end": 3434.38, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 3434.38, "end": 3438.38, "text": " And the Skyborn or the Shindor, they ended up going a different path."}, {"start": 3438.38, "end": 3440.38, "text": " And there's a long winding road."}, {"start": 3440.38, "end": 3444.38, "text": " I suggest you watch the found photographic one for an overview."}, {"start": 3444.38, "end": 3449.38, "text": " But they ended up in Skywall, which is in the elemental realm, the elemental plane."}, {"start": 3449.38, "end": 3453.38, "text": " And in terms of kind of what makes them different,"}, {"start": 3453.38, "end": 3459.38, "text": " one of these two sort of offshoots of the high elves have sort of suffused themselves with arcane magic"}, {"start": 3459.38, "end": 3465.28, "text": " arcane magic and they've become dependent on a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb of the fuck"}, {"start": 3465.28, "end": 3466.28, "text": " out of crates."}, {"start": 3466.28, "end": 3467.28, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 3467.28, "end": 3468.28, "text": " White evil!"}, {"start": 3468.28, "end": 3469.28, "text": " White evil!"}, {"start": 3469.28, "end": 3470.28, "text": " Sleep!"}, {"start": 3470.28, "end": 3471.28, "text": " White evil!"}, {"start": 3471.28, "end": 3472.28, "text": " Hold in the air, Drake."}, {"start": 3472.28, "end": 3473.28, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3473.28, "end": 3474.28, "text": " Keep going that."}, {"start": 3474.28, "end": 3475.28, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 3475.28, "end": 3476.28, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 3476.28, "end": 3478.28, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 3493.0, "end": 3498.28, "text": " Man so it's better to throw grenades through the front of the heli than the side of the heli good to know"}, {"start": 3506.28, "end": 3513.28, "text": " just"}, {"start": 3522.28, "end": 3527.28, "text": " why is someone reverse-dressing a god damn Ferrari"}, {"start": 3527.28, "end": 3530.28, "text": " it's like the troll of this game"}, {"start": 3530.28, "end": 3535.28, "text": " it's okay"}, {"start": 3536.28, "end": 3542.28, "text": " Now created the world's largest functioning whoopie-cash-a-a-ang!"}, {"start": 3558.28, "end": 3562.28, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 3562.28, "end": 3564.28, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 3564.28, "end": 3565.28, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3565.28, "end": 3566.28, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3566.28, "end": 3567.28, "text": " Bro..."}, {"start": 3567.28, "end": 3568.28, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 3568.28, "end": 3569.28, "text": " AIMKIE's..."}, {"start": 3569.28, "end": 3570.28, "text": " You know, he's cool, I guess."}, {"start": 3570.28, "end": 3571.28, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3571.28, "end": 3573.28, "text": " Bro, he be talking so weird."}, {"start": 3573.28, "end": 3574.28, "text": " He's like..."}, {"start": 3574.28, "end": 3575.28, "text": " He's like..."}, {"start": 3575.28, "end": 3576.28, "text": " I'm going to get nerfed."}, {"start": 3576.28, "end": 3580.28, "text": " Problem that obviously should have been figured from one of the biggest games on Twitch to falling off fast."}, {"start": 3580.28, "end": 3581.28, "text": " Here's why."}, {"start": 3581.28, "end": 3583.28, "text": " And number five, we have trigger grenades."}, {"start": 3583.28, "end": 3584.28, "text": " These were broken for months."}, {"start": 3584.28, "end": 3586.28, "text": " Everyone knew it, yet it took way too long."}, {"start": 3586.28, "end": 3587.28, "text": " Bro..."}, {"start": 3587.28, "end": 3588.28, "text": " Like, AIMKIE's..."}, {"start": 3588.28, "end": 3590.28, "text": " You know, he's cool, I guess."}, {"start": 3590.28, "end": 3591.28, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3591.28, "end": 3595.28, "text": " These were broken for months, everyone knew it, yet it took way too long to get nerfed."}, {"start": 3595.28, "end": 3597.28, "text": " A problem that obviously should have been fixed immediately."}, {"start": 3597.28, "end": 3600.28, "text": " I agree, I agree with the ranking as well."}, {"start": 3600.28, "end": 3602.28, "text": " 4. We have lack of bands for stream snipers and cheaters."}, {"start": 3602.28, "end": 3607.28, "text": " Many of the top streamers quit because they were constantly dealing with the same stream snipers and cheaters,"}, {"start": 3607.28, "end": 3609.28, "text": " and if their biggest creators stopped playing, that's a huge issue."}, {"start": 3609.28, "end": 3610.28, "text": " 3. The C-"}, {"start": 3614.28, "end": 3616.28, "text": " I don't know if I'd said this is 4,"}, {"start": 3616.28, "end": 3619.28, "text": " but it wasn't just stream snipers and cheaters."}, {"start": 3619.28, "end": 3625.48, "text": " cheaters. It was stream sniping racist cheaters yelling the n-word, downing us,"}, {"start": 3625.48, "end": 3631.1600000000003, "text": " keeping us on the ground with big kids or big raids, and then holding us like"}, {"start": 3631.1600000000003, "end": 3636.6800000000003, "text": " captive until we would tell them that they were... I mean bro you guys remember"}, {"start": 3636.6800000000003, "end": 3641.2400000000002, "text": " that one guy who would literally stream snip us and cheat against us and while"}, {"start": 3641.2400000000002, "end": 3646.1600000000003, "text": " we were on the ground he would tell us how he wasn't a cheater and he did"}, {"start": 3646.16, "end": 3652.3999999999996, "text": " this for like a month until he got permaband for cheating. Do you remember that? Do y'all"}, {"start": 3652.3999999999996, "end": 3658.64, "text": " remember his name? Turgee! No, it wasn't Turgee. Turgee was the guy who was just cheating his"}, {"start": 3658.64, "end": 3667.68, "text": " dick off. There was another one that was the Turgee before the Turgee. That's the"}, {"start": 3667.68, "end": 3675.0, "text": " fun of it. You're a fucking idiot. I don't remember his name, bro. Bro, it was"}, {"start": 3675.0, "end": 3679.72, "text": " just do it is that some of the fucking weirdest shit I've ever seen man Christmas vacation the game"}, {"start": 3679.72, "end": 3683.96, "text": " exploded popularity but Emberk wasn't ready for it right when the game needed fast updates and fixes"}, {"start": 3683.96, "end": 3689.24, "text": " the momentum completely stopped that would probably be my number one or two number two is"}, {"start": 3689.24, "end": 3693.4, "text": " duping you can literally buy any item in the game right now online for cheap it completely kills"}, {"start": 3693.4, "end": 3697.48, "text": " the point of farming you constantly run into the same duped loadout on Stella like bobcats"}, {"start": 3697.48, "end": 3702.44, "text": " I don't agree I don't agree with this one I think duping was really really bad I agree"}, {"start": 3702.44, "end": 3708.84, "text": " with that. I think duping, you know, but those the people who were duping like that would have found"}, {"start": 3709.48, "end": 3714.44, "text": " like all of these items that were in circulation for the most part kind of got"}, {"start": 3716.2000000000003, "end": 3723.64, "text": " you know lost or people you know got fucked and as well I don't know I just don't think duping"}, {"start": 3723.64, "end": 3728.12, "text": " was that big of an issue. I know it was a big issue but I don't think that that was really a"}, {"start": 3728.12, "end": 3732.38, "text": " reason why people ended up quitting gold stocks it makes progression feel"}, {"start": 3732.38, "end": 3735.88, "text": " pointless and the economy completely broken and that number one the lack of"}, {"start": 3735.88, "end": 3745.4, "text": " endgame content there's not much left to do my group that I would go one two three"}, {"start": 3745.4, "end": 3749.68, "text": " four five there's eventually one other reason to keep playing what is the"}, {"start": 3749.68, "end": 3755.24, "text": " biggest reason aren't going to show off in your opinion baby okay I love you"}, {"start": 3755.2400000000002, "end": 3759.2400000000002, "text": " He's so good looking, so you back on the floor."}, {"start": 3759.2400000000002, "end": 3763.2400000000002, "text": " You saw me on the street and you heard me."}, {"start": 3763.2400000000002, "end": 3767.2400000000002, "text": " Hey little mama, let me get your number."}, {"start": 3767.2400000000002, "end": 3769.2400000000002, "text": " That's what I do."}, {"start": 3769.2400000000002, "end": 3771.2400000000002, "text": " I'd stare at you, I'd stare at you."}, {"start": 3771.2400000000002, "end": 3775.2400000000002, "text": " And no doubt, I'd probably break my neck."}, {"start": 3775.2400000000002, "end": 3778.2400000000002, "text": " Here are the top five things that killed you."}, {"start": 3778.2400000000002, "end": 3781.2400000000002, "text": " I feel so annoying, bro, holy shit."}, {"start": 3781.2400000000002, "end": 3784.6400000000003, "text": " Yeah, I mean, teammates."}, {"start": 3784.6400000000003, "end": 3786.4, "text": " Yeah, teammates."}, {"start": 3786.4, "end": 3788.0000000000005, "text": " I mean, string snipers."}, {"start": 3788.0000000000005, "end": 3789.0000000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3789.0000000000005, "end": 3796.2400000000002, "text": " You know, I like to think a company that 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3826.48, "end": 3831.72, "text": " probably want big creators to feel good playing the game, you know, and the truth"}, {"start": 3831.72, "end": 3835.36, "text": " is stream snipers are a problem and it does get a little bit annoying."}, {"start": 3835.36, "end": 3841.1200000000003, "text": " accepted that it's just part of the game you know I don't need like I wouldn't put streams"}, {"start": 3841.1200000000003, "end": 3846.88, "text": " I mean on my top five list I agree wouldn't I mean it's like I just accepted no it's not"}, {"start": 3846.88, "end": 3853.76, "text": " catering to a streamer bro it is the fact that people are live streaming your game me you whoever"}, {"start": 3853.76, "end": 3859.84, "text": " the fuck it is and when you have someone like tfue or we have someone like nick or ninja with"}, {"start": 3859.84, "end": 3867.84, "text": " 20,000 viewers, 15,000, 10,000 viewers playing the game and getting sniped by cheaters, not"}, {"start": 3867.84, "end": 3872.04, "text": " just stream snipers, but legitimate cheaters."}, {"start": 3872.04, "end": 3875.2400000000002, "text": " Imagine you're opening up the game and you're thinking I'm going to play this and you open"}, {"start": 3875.2400000000002, "end": 3880.2400000000002, "text": " up one of these guys because that's the majority of people, I'd say 50% of people do."}, {"start": 3880.2400000000002, "end": 3885.6400000000003, "text": " And the one thing that you see Tifu doing is dying to cheaters and the cheaters have"}, {"start": 3885.6400000000003, "end": 3888.28, "text": " absolutely zero repercussions."}, {"start": 3888.28, "end": 3895.76, "text": " If it happened like once or twice a day from one guy or two guys, it would be fine."}, {"start": 3895.76, "end": 3902.6800000000003, "text": " Guys, we are talking about these same cheaters on these same accounts doing this for fucking"}, {"start": 3902.6800000000003, "end": 3905.0, "text": " months at a time."}, {"start": 3905.0, "end": 3912.1200000000003, "text": " I mean, these motherfuckers would go a month and a half, two months of full-blown rage"}, {"start": 3912.1200000000003, "end": 3916.6400000000003, "text": " cheating and wouldn't get banned."}, {"start": 3916.64, "end": 3922.8799999999997, "text": " like a fucking turkey leg in the wild hunting fucking boars, you know? Why wouldn't you smite"}, {"start": 3922.8799999999997, "end": 3929.44, "text": " the boards? You got a turkey leg right there baiting them all out. If they're not banning people"}, {"start": 3929.44, "end": 3938.8799999999997, "text": " blatantly sniping and using their cheats in the worst of ways on live stream, you're thinking"}, {"start": 3938.8799999999997, "end": 3943.52, "text": " that they're going to ban the ones that aren't doing that? Are you fucking stupid?"}, {"start": 3946.64, "end": 3954.04, "text": " You think that they're not banning the ones that are willingly doing it in front of 20,000 people, but they're banning the ones who aren't?"}, {"start": 3954.3399999999997, "end": 3955.54, "text": " You're delusional."}, {"start": 3956.64, "end": 3957.8399999999997, "text": " You're delusional."}, {"start": 3959.54, "end": 3964.04, "text": " You just hate us because we fucking play video games for a living. That's the reality."}, {"start": 3964.04, "end": 3967.94, "text": " You hate us because you just don't like us. That's it."}, {"start": 3969.24, "end": 3971.3399999999997, "text": " Why the hell wouldn't they?"}, {"start": 3973.24, "end": 3976.04, "text": " Why wouldn't they use us as bait?"}, {"start": 3976.64, "end": 3981.44, "text": " You know it makes no sense on why they wouldn't because they're fucking lazy part of my job"}, {"start": 3981.6, "end": 3984.24, "text": " You know, it's like if i'm going to be doing this in front of a lot of people"}, {"start": 3984.7999999999997, "end": 3989.68, "text": " You know, you're doing it with no delay. There's going to be stream snipers and people doing stupid shit"}, {"start": 3990.24, "end": 3994.7999999999997, "text": " But again sniping isn't what we're talking about a regular austin running in your raid"}, {"start": 3995.2799999999997, "end": 4001.12, "text": " You know, hey, i'm austin those aren't the people we're worried about what we're talking about is is the"}, {"start": 4001.12, "end": 4005.46, "text": " turkeys who would jump in the game for three months in a row every day for 12"}, {"start": 4005.46, "end": 4010.2799999999997, "text": " hours a day and cheat against us and kill everyone in the lobby because the"}, {"start": 4010.2799999999997, "end": 4015.08, "text": " reality of it is is we have the time to just go and grab another kid if you're"}, {"start": 4015.08, "end": 4018.7599999999998, "text": " coming home from work and god forbid you land in one of our lobbies you're"}, {"start": 4018.7599999999998, "end": 4024.2, "text": " just fucking dead you're just you're cooked you got three tempests left"}, {"start": 4024.2, "end": 4030.08, "text": " well one of those are fucking gone to turkey cheating his dick off but yeah"}, {"start": 4030.08, "end": 4034.08, "text": " Like with that being said, I still think it'd be nice, you know, I guess maybe dream scenario"}, {"start": 4034.88, "end": 4038.04, "text": " I mean, yeah, they make so much money. I mean they make stupid money"}, {"start": 4038.04, "end": 4043.84, "text": " It's a it's a job opportunity for for another person. It's you know, somebody who wants to get into the game developer space"}, {"start": 4043.84, "end": 4046.92, "text": " They can be in the office. They could be doing something cool, you know, I"}, {"start": 4047.96, "end": 4052.48, "text": " Know turkey leg you're the whole turkey with his take. I don't know if I put on the top five though"}, {"start": 4052.48, "end": 4055.72, "text": " Yeah, they did have a lot of momentum, bro. Then they just fucked off"}, {"start": 4056.24, "end": 4058.88, "text": " They just fucked off. It's the number one, bro"}, {"start": 4058.88, "end": 4062.86, "text": " There wasn't anything going on the duping is definitely an issue"}, {"start": 4063.56, "end": 4067.12, "text": " I'd say yeah the lack of end game and duping combining the two chat"}, {"start": 4068.78, "end": 4073.12, "text": " Arc Raiders for me the same thing over and over again, you know, it's like"}, {"start": 4073.76, "end": 4076.92, "text": " People make the argument. That's what you do on apex. She is big dog"}, {"start": 4076.92, "end": 4081.2000000000003, "text": " But it's not like called you there's a new game every year. There's a bunch of new updates"}, {"start": 4081.2000000000003, "end": 4086.62, "text": " They make you know gun changes make a list. I'll make a list. Let me give you my Arc Raiders"}, {"start": 4086.62, "end": 4092.38, "text": " What what killed it can I feel like a lot of people feel like we're had beaten a dead horse here guys"}, {"start": 4092.38, "end": 4095.16, "text": " You have to remember our graders is coming out with an October update"}, {"start": 4095.18, "end": 4103.34, "text": " Okay, so I feel like right now is the perfect time to say exactly what we think should be back in our graders in order for it to"}, {"start": 4103.34, "end": 4108.24, "text": " Do good or recognizing what killed it in the first place, okay?"}, {"start": 4109.04, "end": 4111.099999999999, "text": " five for me number five"}, {"start": 4111.1, "end": 4117.02, "text": " Off of that list or just it we'll just do in general we're doing well we'll do in general"}, {"start": 4117.02, "end": 4120.660000000001, "text": " I'll put teammates on there. I think teammates heard it like crazy. Oh"}, {"start": 4121.34, "end": 4126.84, "text": " My gosh, I can't I can't spell I say teenage five four"}, {"start": 4133.22, "end": 4135.22, "text": " I put probably"}, {"start": 4135.22, "end": 4149.5, "text": " Is this a for me list or is this for the game in general?"}, {"start": 4149.5, "end": 4151.5, "text": " Is it for me?"}, {"start": 4151.5, "end": 4153.5, "text": " Cheaters?"}, {"start": 4153.5, "end": 4156.5, "text": " Three?"}, {"start": 4156.5, "end": 4159.5, "text": " Christmas?"}, {"start": 4159.5, "end": 4169.5, "text": " Christmas. Break. Four. Two."}, {"start": 4175.5, "end": 4183.5, "text": " Lack of Ark content."}, {"start": 4189.5, "end": 4194.02, "text": " Don't know AI wouldn't be it. What would be the the drones and shit just arc"}, {"start": 4194.02, "end": 4200.34, "text": " I think the lack of them adding in different arc for us to fight made the arc in the game being like"}, {"start": 4201.34, "end": 4206.66, "text": " Just lacks the day's ago. There was nothing to do and then my number one"}, {"start": 4207.3, "end": 4210.38, "text": " You can't draw for shit would be lack of loop"}, {"start": 4211.38, "end": 4212.38, "text": " and"}, {"start": 4212.38, "end": 4216.9, "text": " That goes with the loop pool that goes with the you know"}, {"start": 4216.9, "end": 4222.0, "text": " Just the entire reason to play the game. I feel like lacked incredibly"}, {"start": 4222.0, "end": 4225.7, "text": " I think that is by far the absolute number one"}, {"start": 4225.7, "end": 4231.0, "text": " It is what makes Tarkov the best extraction shooter right now even with how many problems that game has"}, {"start": 4231.759999999999, "end": 4238.5199999999995, "text": " It's what makes Delta Force fun at what makes all those games fun is the fact that the loop of the game is enjoyable"}, {"start": 4238.5599999999995, "end": 4242.44, "text": " The market the finding items. I mean even looking at game like Delta Force"}, {"start": 4242.4400000000005, "end": 4249.660000000001, "text": " What are all of these creators who have been playing the game on repeat for the last how many years been doing?"}, {"start": 4250.040000000001, "end": 4253.4800000000005, "text": " Then they've they've been enjoying the loop loot loop"}, {"start": 4254.4400000000005, "end": 4264.22, "text": " The loop what keeps people playing in a circle they wake up they play they do something find loot find whatever and then they go to sleep the loop I"}, {"start": 4265.160000000001, "end": 4269.68, "text": " Think the gameplay loop is the number one issue of the game is no I've been by far all the time"}, {"start": 4269.68, "end": 4284.68, "text": " You know, and then at the end of the day, it's an extraction shooter and I always I always it felt kind of weird after playing it for like a year where there's not a single item in the extraction game that it feels good to get."}, {"start": 4284.68, "end": 4295.68, "text": " I mean, how can I update the loop pool so when your players are trying to find things they have it. That's crazy to me. You can't that's the number one or a trophy or just anything."}, {"start": 4295.68, "end": 4303.04, "text": " anything they even have a place the loop is the loop is just a different word for replayability"}, {"start": 4303.04, "end": 4308.08, "text": " yeah back in speranza where you can like show off the stuff you have i mean what they should have"}, {"start": 4308.08, "end": 4312.64, "text": " tapped into that a little bit to where you could like put things that you found that you really"}, {"start": 4312.64, "end": 4317.360000000001, "text": " like up on your shelves i mean that would have been sick people would have played the game way"}, {"start": 4317.360000000001, "end": 4321.12, "text": " longer you know there would have been things to go out and grind for he's an idiot but he"}, {"start": 4321.12, "end": 4326.44, "text": " He knows so he's smart. He's stupid force. I know but like that's what an extraction shooters just tried to be"}, {"start": 4326.44, "end": 4332.16, "text": " Because they understand I mean, that's what you should be doing all we ever have was a duck any short, you know"}, {"start": 4332.16, "end": 4334.16, "text": " It's pretty stupid, so"}, {"start": 4334.68, "end": 4337.82, "text": " I agree. I agree with everything Nick just said"}, {"start": 4351.12, "end": 4353.12, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 4353.12, "end": 4355.12, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4355.12, "end": 4367.12, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 4367.12, "end": 4369.12, "text": " He killed him through the door."}, {"start": 4369.12, "end": 4371.12, "text": " This is sick, bastard."}, {"start": 4371.12, "end": 4397.12, "text": " He killed him through the door, this is sick bastard."}, {"start": 4397.12, "end": 4400.12, "text": " I killed the other one through the wall, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 4400.12, "end": 4411.48, "text": " Okay, if I were to come up with five people to nominate for Shimmer of the Year, I would"}, {"start": 4411.48, "end": 4421.96, "text": " do Kaisen at I would do I show speed I would do Ron I would do Jinxie and I would probably"}, {"start": 4421.96, "end": 4429.599999999999, "text": " do clavicular and that might ruffle some feathers but I do think he's probably had the largest"}, {"start": 4429.6, "end": 4434.9400000000005, "text": " Impact maybe of the lists from the streaming space on culture"}, {"start": 4435.780000000001, "end": 4438.04, "text": " That has to be that has to be bait"}, {"start": 4439.76, "end": 4446.5, "text": " That has to be bait how I just don't understand I look at all of these and I'm just like how does how does P?"}, {"start": 4446.5, "end": 4448.820000000001, "text": " Not make these lists of these guys. I"}, {"start": 4450.1, "end": 4452.1, "text": " Just don't get it. I"}, {"start": 4453.240000000001, "end": 4455.240000000001, "text": " Don't understand"}, {"start": 4459.6, "end": 4461.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4461.6, "end": 4463.6, "text": " Don't get it"}, {"start": 4464.320000000001, "end": 4470.120000000001, "text": " It's not even like me jerking him off cuz he's my boy like that's just me being honest like as a streamer"}, {"start": 4470.120000000001, "end": 4473.42, "text": " I've been doing this shit now if going on fucking seven years straight full-time"}, {"start": 4474.120000000001, "end": 4476.120000000001, "text": " you know and like"}, {"start": 4476.52, "end": 4481.14, "text": " Bro, the dudes the dudes rise has only been"}, {"start": 4481.8, "end": 4487.9400000000005, "text": " Like I it's literally I don't think anyone else has really done it like he has you know"}, {"start": 4487.9400000000005, "end": 4495.9400000000005, "text": " Like you got the ninjas you got those guys, but even ninja. I mean he was playing for an extended period of time before he truly went"}, {"start": 4497.9400000000005, "end": 4505.080000000001, "text": " I mean peanut went from fucking a hundred viewers to fifty thousand in like three months"}, {"start": 4505.8, "end": 4507.8, "text": " You know how insane that is?"}, {"start": 4508.72, "end": 4510.84, "text": " That's fucking ridiculous, bro"}, {"start": 4510.84, "end": 4516.34, "text": " No, it doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 4516.34, "end": 4518.4400000000005, "text": " Like how did he do that?"}, {"start": 4518.4400000000005, "end": 4524.4800000000005, "text": " I don't think anyone else has really done something like that before and to the level"}, {"start": 4524.4800000000005, "end": 4525.4800000000005, "text": " that he has."}, {"start": 4525.4800000000005, "end": 4528.9400000000005, "text": " And not only like, here's the thing."}, {"start": 4528.9400000000005, "end": 4532.24, "text": " The hardest part of streaming isn't gaining a community."}, {"start": 4532.24, "end": 4536.64, "text": " That's not, I mean, it's difficult, of course, and people stream for years and never"}, {"start": 4536.64, "end": 4538.68, "text": " really get to that point."}, {"start": 4538.68, "end": 4543.96, "text": " But the hardest part about streaming is maintaining said community, getting to a point and having"}, {"start": 4543.96, "end": 4545.76, "text": " people come back."}, {"start": 4545.76, "end": 4550.64, "text": " Anyone will show up to your stream for a day, for a month, even for two, three months."}, {"start": 4550.64, "end": 4558.280000000001, "text": " But being able to sustain said growth at 30, 40, 50,000 viewers like Pee has, or in his"}, {"start": 4558.280000000001, "end": 4563.240000000001, "text": " case 70 to 80, including YouTube, and being able to transition."}, {"start": 4563.240000000001, "end": 4566.240000000001, "text": " I mean, you know how many people were saying that he was going to fall off after"}, {"start": 4566.240000000001, "end": 4567.240000000001, "text": " ArcGraders?"}, {"start": 4567.24, "end": 4570.179999999999, "text": " I mean, again, I feel like we just forget about these things."}, {"start": 4570.179999999999, "end": 4575.44, "text": " So many people were yapping at this motherfucker about, oh, he's going to fall off after Arc Raiders."}, {"start": 4575.44, "end": 4577.219999999999, "text": " Oh, it's this one game."}, {"start": 4577.219999999999, "end": 4584.28, "text": " And we have now went to 40 different games and he is still pulling the same type of growth and viewership."}, {"start": 4584.28, "end": 4586.92, "text": " I mean, let me wipe my mouth."}, {"start": 4586.92, "end": 4589.08, "text": " I'm sucking a lot of dick right now."}, {"start": 4589.08, "end": 4594.48, "text": " Like, I just don't understand how these other guys don't maybe they just don't."}, {"start": 4594.4800000000005, "end": 4597.4800000000005, "text": " They don't relate to him because he's"}, {"start": 4598.280000000001, "end": 4601.200000000001, "text": " one of the last gamers and all these guys are more like"}, {"start": 4601.88, "end": 4605.200000000001, "text": " reaction streamers and like IRL content people."}, {"start": 4605.200000000001, "end": 4607.68, "text": " I don't really understand."}, {"start": 4607.68, "end": 4610.240000000001, "text": " I don't know how they're not."}, {"start": 4610.240000000001, "end": 4612.88, "text": " How how in every single one of their lists,"}, {"start": 4613.4400000000005, "end": 4615.6, "text": " like even like the top streamer, whatever,"}, {"start": 4615.6, "end": 4618.52, "text": " from the guy who doesn't have any idea what the fuck he's talking about."}, {"start": 4618.8, "end": 4620.4800000000005, "text": " I mean, he wasn't even on that list."}, {"start": 4621.320000000001, "end": 4624.280000000001, "text": " I mean, bro, everyone I know is watching fucking peanut clips"}, {"start": 4624.28, "end": 4637.2, "text": " on TikTok even still and he's not he's not I don't know I don't know I don't"}, {"start": 4637.2, "end": 4642.84, "text": " get it I don't get it and then we have two double doors here as well"}, {"start": 4642.84, "end": 4650.28, "text": " the 18k hours which 15k comes from only labs dreams about labs that's what I got I do"}, {"start": 4652.4400000000005, "end": 4659.56, "text": " are you like are you guys satisfied this guy's making a labs map through memory"}, {"start": 4661.88, "end": 4667.32, "text": " a dead boy thing with one dollar bet we're good all right y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all"}, {"start": 4667.32, "end": 4669.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4697.32, "end": 4698.66, "text": " I don't know what just happened."}, {"start": 4698.66, "end": 4701.16, "text": " It was allowed to come to your house unannounced."}, {"start": 4701.16, "end": 4703.7, "text": " That list is so short it makes Kevin Hart look tall."}, {"start": 4703.7, "end": 4706.139999999999, "text": " You better have a pizza package or a warning in your hand"}, {"start": 4706.139999999999, "end": 4707.86, "text": " if you show enough unannounced."}, {"start": 4707.86, "end": 4709.219999999999, "text": " You better call her text."}, {"start": 4709.219999999999, "end": 4711.34, "text": " I'm telling you, I'll turn into a Clint Eastwood"}, {"start": 4711.34, "end": 4712.54, "text": " on Grand Torino real."}, {"start": 4713.74, "end": 4715.219999999999, "text": " Okay, watch out, watch out, watch out."}, {"start": 4715.219999999999, "end": 4718.299999999999, "text": " Is there any like, can I get to the,"}, {"start": 4718.299999999999, "end": 4719.599999999999, "text": " what is the word, Chuck?"}, {"start": 4719.599999999999, "end": 4720.44, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4723.86, "end": 4725.98, "text": " All right, whoever posted this, fuck you."}, {"start": 4755.9800000000005, "end": 4757.9800000000005, "text": " hahaha"}, {"start": 4757.9800000000005, "end": 4759.9800000000005, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 4759.9800000000005, "end": 4761.9800000000005, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 4761.9800000000005, "end": 4763.9800000000005, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 4763.9800000000005, "end": 4765.9800000000005, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 4765.9800000000005, "end": 4767.9800000000005, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 4767.9800000000005, "end": 4769.9800000000005, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 4769.9800000000005, "end": 4771.9800000000005, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 4771.9800000000005, "end": 4773.9800000000005, "text": " crazy"}, {"start": 4773.9800000000005, "end": 4775.9800000000005, "text": " guitar"}, {"start": 4775.9800000000005, "end": 4777.9800000000005, "text": " you know"}, {"start": 4777.9800000000005, "end": 4779.9800000000005, "text": " what the race isn't that bad"}, {"start": 4779.9800000000005, "end": 4781.9800000000005, "text": " as I thought"}, {"start": 4781.9800000000005, "end": 4783.9800000000005, "text": " hahahahahaha"}, {"start": 4783.9800000000005, "end": 4787.9800000000005, "text": " Yo man, I don't get people to be honest."}, {"start": 4790.9800000000005, "end": 4794.9800000000005, "text": " I'm the best they said I can, so I call them JD Vance."}, {"start": 4794.9800000000005, "end": 4796.9800000000005, "text": " Who am I voting for this year?"}, {"start": 4796.9800000000005, "end": 4797.9800000000005, "text": " Probably a trans."}, {"start": 4797.9800000000005, "end": 4798.9800000000005, "text": " I'm not a Harris."}, {"start": 4813.9800000000005, "end": 4827.740000000001, "text": " He's flying all in first person what the fuck"}, {"start": 4843.9800000000005, "end": 4852.500000000001, "text": " He was trying to, he was gonna go try and catch him with his helicopters, sick bastard."}, {"start": 4852.500000000001, "end": 4858.740000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4858.740000000001, "end": 4862.740000000001, "text": " I don't, I don't, I don't care, I don't care."}, {"start": 4862.740000000001, "end": 4866.660000000001, "text": " Patrick Ardenweilovic doesn't have to be in his top five."}, {"start": 4866.660000000001, "end": 4872.1, "text": " You are reacting to an IRL slash reaction streamer about why he only has IRL slash"}, {"start": 4872.1, "end": 4876.96, "text": " reaction streamers on his list and not a gaming streamer I simply think he"}, {"start": 4876.96, "end": 4882.0, "text": " doesn't show up on his for you pages like others maybe yeah maybe ever been in"}, {"start": 4882.0, "end": 4886.200000000001, "text": " that situation ladies and gentlemen has that ever fucking happened to you no"}, {"start": 4886.200000000001, "end": 4891.42, "text": " because that was a whole nother fucking teacher has ever argued with your"}, {"start": 4891.42, "end": 4894.92, "text": " girl that you could suck cock better than they could have you ever been in"}, {"start": 4894.92, "end": 4903.92, "text": " that situation. Why is this man watching us? Hey, I'm saying we're trying to get rid of"}, {"start": 4903.92, "end": 4905.16, "text": " these fucking snitches."}, {"start": 4905.16, "end": 4907.16, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4921.04, "end": 4923.04, "text": " We got"}, {"start": 4924.96, "end": 4926.96, "text": " We got we got"}, {"start": 4930.84, "end": 4933.0, "text": " All right, let's hear it. I'm open. I'm all ears"}, {"start": 4935.16, "end": 4945.16, "text": " I don't know. So, hey, guys,"}, {"start": 4945.16, "end": 4949.16, "text": " Winnie is the snitch."}, {"start": 4949.16, "end": 4953.16, "text": " Winnie is the snitch, guys."}, {"start": 4953.16, "end": 4956.16, "text": " Oh, this game was so fun last"}, {"start": 4956.16, "end": 4959.16, "text": " night."}, {"start": 4959.16, "end": 4961.16, "text": " Dude, that was so fun. I ended"}, {"start": 4961.16, "end": 4963.16, "text": " up winning that game. No"}, {"start": 4963.16, "end": 4965.76, "text": " Do we want to watch any more? Are we good? Are we good?"}, {"start": 4966.72, "end": 4972.18, "text": " Yeah, last night was such a dude. It was so much fun. That's the first time I've played till 1 a.m."}, {"start": 4972.18, "end": 4974.18, "text": " And forever"}, {"start": 4976.0599999999995, "end": 4982.5199999999995, "text": " We're good. Alrighty w clips man pat yourselves on the back round of applause today was a quality day of clips"}, {"start": 4983.38, "end": 4985.38, "text": " wonderful wonderful wonderful day"}, {"start": 4986.2, "end": 4988.2, "text": " Wonderful day of clips great job gentlemen"}, {"start": 4988.2, "end": 4993.2, "text": " Great work, good job, patch yourselves on the back."}, {"start": 4994.22, "end": 4996.16, "text": " Patch yourselves on the back."}, {"start": 4998.46, "end": 5001.16, "text": " Tarkov time, no."}, {"start": 5001.16, "end": 5004.32, "text": " No, listen, I'm at the point with Tarkov, man,"}, {"start": 5004.32, "end": 5005.76, "text": " where I just need more."}, {"start": 5005.76, "end": 5010.76, "text": " I need a new update, I need a new wipe, I need,"}, {"start": 5011.599999999999, "end": 5013.679999999999, "text": " I get to this point every time with Tarkov,"}, {"start": 5013.679999999999, "end": 5016.24, "text": " and it's different for me than it is with Nick"}, {"start": 5016.24, "end": 5018.08, "text": " or others, well maybe not others,"}, {"start": 5018.08, "end": 5021.0, "text": " But mainly Nick, because he doesn't, I mean, bro,"}, {"start": 5021.0, "end": 5023.48, "text": " he's very, very fresh to the game, very new."}, {"start": 5023.48, "end": 5026.6, "text": " Everything's new to him, everything is, you know, whatever."}, {"start": 5028.32, "end": 5032.2, "text": " Dude, I have over 5,000 hours in that game, man."}, {"start": 5032.2, "end": 5034.96, "text": " You know, like the loop of that game,"}, {"start": 5034.96, "end": 5036.68, "text": " although it's so good, it's just,"}, {"start": 5036.68, "end": 5038.16, "text": " for me, I've done it so many times,"}, {"start": 5038.16, "end": 5042.32, "text": " it's lost, it's lost, if you may, you know."}, {"start": 5043.8, "end": 5045.4, "text": " It's lost, it's appeal."}, {"start": 5048.08, "end": 5056.44, "text": " And some people some people are able to continue doing the same loop over and over again for"}, {"start": 5056.44, "end": 5067.44, "text": " 15,000 hours, which is great for them, but you know, for me, once I've done questing"}, {"start": 5067.44, "end": 5074.5599999999995, "text": " and getting through the bullshit, I kind of, you know, I'm kind of over it."}, {"start": 5074.56, "end": 5080.88, "text": " of over it a little bit uh someone asked me earlier how much longer i see myself"}, {"start": 5080.88, "end": 5085.84, "text": " playing war dogs uh at the beginning of the stream i don't know i'm kind of"}, {"start": 5085.84, "end": 5092.080000000001, "text": " getting to the point with war dogs like you know we talked about it before it's"}, {"start": 5092.080000000001, "end": 5096.64, "text": " gav's going to be adding our stuff to the sponsored chat so don't don't mind him"}, {"start": 5096.64, "end": 5098.64, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 5099.84, "end": 5103.8, "text": " Like we're getting into like late game, which is still fun"}, {"start": 5108.56, "end": 5115.8, "text": " But it's definitely getting the game is getting more redundant for me, I don't know I don't know how much longer"}, {"start": 5115.8, "end": 5118.02, "text": " I mean there ain't shit else to play"}, {"start": 5118.64, "end": 5123.96, "text": " If something else like a new game has an update or whatever. I'll definitely go and check it out for sure"}, {"start": 5123.96, "end": 5131.64, "text": " but you know as of right now I mean I don't hate it I don't hate it it's boring I"}, {"start": 5131.64, "end": 5136.52, "text": " would say it's boring I wouldn't say it's boring"}, {"start": 5153.96, "end": 5166.12, "text": " Turn invisible at 12, got it, all right, okay, let's get in there."}, {"start": 5166.12, "end": 5167.5199999999995, "text": " Is Symphony on already?"}, {"start": 5183.8, "end": 5186.16, "text": " Symphony's already four and a half hours deep."}, {"start": 5186.16, "end": 5188.12, "text": " This guy's a psychopath."}, {"start": 5188.12, "end": 5190.08, "text": " Well, tell them to hit me up after their game."}, {"start": 5190.08, "end": 5192.04, "text": " I figure they're probably gonna want"}, {"start": 5192.04, "end": 5193.32, "text": " to finish that game up."}, {"start": 5196.12, "end": 5203.12, "text": " The goal!"}, {"start": 5203.12, "end": 5208.12, "text": " The goal!"}, {"start": 5208.12, "end": 5222.22, "text": " Gosh, I cannot..."}, {"start": 5222.22, "end": 5228.62, "text": " I pray that they have the, uh, what's it called kids in this game soon."}, {"start": 5231.66, "end": 5234.9800000000005, "text": " The, uh, pre-made kids, it's going to be so much better."}, {"start": 5247.740000000001, "end": 5250.9400000000005, "text": " Oh wait, do we want, do we want to try sniping today, chat?"}, {"start": 5252.22, "end": 5261.72, "text": " They've already confirmed the pre-made loadouts. Yeah, it's gonna be so sick whenever they add that. Oh my gosh, will it be sick?"}, {"start": 5265.22, "end": 5269.3, "text": " Join Sims game. I'm already in this bitch, bro."}, {"start": 5282.22, "end": 5293.26, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna go we're gonna go to the tower find out the tower and then I'll grab"}, {"start": 5293.26, "end": 5295.26, "text": " a sniper, why not?"}, {"start": 5310.26, "end": 5312.26, "text": " I gotta turn this up."}, {"start": 5319.26, "end": 5321.26, "text": " Season two will be out in three weeks."}, {"start": 5321.26, "end": 5330.08, "text": " cool cool cool cool I wish they didn't make gold bar so expensive I feel like the"}, {"start": 5330.08, "end": 5337.1, "text": " gold bar system is pretty cool but they made it so expensive that it's like I"}, {"start": 5337.1, "end": 5341.9800000000005, "text": " don't know I don't even know how you fucking do it"}, {"start": 5344.76, "end": 5348.360000000001, "text": " unless your name is shroud"}, {"start": 5351.26, "end": 5353.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5377.66, "end": 5379.66, "text": " I missed"}, {"start": 5381.26, "end": 5389.26, "text": " I missed. I missed. I missed. I missed. I missed. I missed. I missed. I missed. I missed."}, {"start": 5389.26, "end": 5395.3, "text": " Fuck! I was trying to crush him. I was trying to crush him."}, {"start": 5395.3, "end": 5396.3, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 5396.3, "end": 5406.900000000001, "text": " Wee-yup! That'll happen to the best of us. That'll happen. Warm it up. That'll"}, {"start": 5406.900000000001, "end": 5408.900000000001, "text": " That'll happen. That'll happen."}, {"start": 5410.360000000001, "end": 5411.360000000001, "text": " Dammit!"}, {"start": 5414.400000000001, "end": 5418.900000000001, "text": " I was gonna go kill that bitch up there. Man, I hate those sons of guns on top of that tower."}, {"start": 5421.700000000001, "end": 5423.700000000001, "text": " Yo, Seabawr, thank you for the prod!"}, {"start": 5426.400000000001, "end": 5431.900000000001, "text": " Alright, down 40k to start the day. Down 40k to start the day."}, {"start": 5436.900000000001, "end": 5440.900000000001, "text": " I have a speech impediment. Get off my dick."}, {"start": 5440.900000000001, "end": 5443.900000000001, "text": " Love you, little bitch."}, {"start": 5443.900000000001, "end": 5448.900000000001, "text": " I love you, bitch. I love you, bitch pussy."}, {"start": 5448.900000000001, "end": 5451.900000000001, "text": " I love you, bitch."}, {"start": 5456.900000000001, "end": 5458.900000000001, "text": " Lock it!"}, {"start": 5466.900000000001, "end": 5492.900000000001, "text": " We're going for the tower, fuck the guy, up on top of Candy Cane."}, {"start": 5492.900000000001, "end": 5508.22, "text": " I'm not really going for that."}, {"start": 5508.22, "end": 5515.740000000001, "text": " What about this one over here?"}, {"start": 5515.74, "end": 5519.74, "text": " I love you, Miss Kelly, Miss Dion, Miss Lampkin."}, {"start": 5519.74, "end": 5520.74, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 5520.74, "end": 5521.74, "text": " I'll happen."}, {"start": 5521.74, "end": 5523.74, "text": " I'll happen."}, {"start": 5523.74, "end": 5533.74, "text": " Ah, he knows, he knows, he knows."}, {"start": 5533.74, "end": 5536.74, "text": " Oh, he gave it up?"}, {"start": 5536.74, "end": 5541.74, "text": " Oh, what the fuck are you shooting me?"}, {"start": 5541.74, "end": 5549.719999999999, "text": " Why'd you give this out there he is never mind"}, {"start": 5553.32, "end": 5560.0, "text": " They know bro they know they know they know fuck let's go fuck with the blue team then"}, {"start": 5560.0, "end": 5574.92, "text": " oh my god the hell is going on down there it's fucking ran over oh the green team's"}, {"start": 5574.92, "end": 5576.92, "text": " I just fucked him with the blue team already."}, {"start": 5595.36, "end": 5598.36, "text": " Whoa! Why are you sniping all the way out there?"}, {"start": 5598.96, "end": 5601.96, "text": " The game just started! Where the fuck are you?"}, {"start": 5604.92, "end": 5621.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5621.92, "end": 5623.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5643.36, "end": 5645.36, "text": " My grenades not moving"}, {"start": 5645.36, "end": 5653.839999999999, "text": " This fucking guy bro this fucking guy"}, {"start": 5671.36, "end": 5674.599999999999, "text": " Hey get out of here my fucking boy just bugged again"}, {"start": 5675.36, "end": 5692.88, "text": " These sniping sons of bitches."}, {"start": 5692.88, "end": 5693.88, "text": " Get out of here, man!"}, {"start": 5693.88, "end": 5696.88, "text": " This is my tower!"}, {"start": 5696.88, "end": 5698.88, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5698.88, "end": 5700.88, "text": " Red."}, {"start": 5700.88, "end": 5707.88, "text": " Oh, red."}, {"start": 5707.88, "end": 5710.88, "text": " I know that Candy Cane guy is going to be an asshole."}, {"start": 5713.88, "end": 5716.88, "text": " Dude, dude, dude, dude."}, {"start": 5722.88, "end": 5723.88, "text": " Where is this guy?"}, {"start": 5730.88, "end": 5741.56, "text": " I legitimately have no idea this guy is he didn't have good ammo"}, {"start": 5741.56, "end": 5768.080000000001, "text": " Where are you bro, where are you I'm dead"}, {"start": 5771.56, "end": 5784.56, "text": " Why am I dead, you ask? Because some fucking retard is sitting in the bushes at the start of the game, not doing anything, sitting out here, sniping me from the fucking tower."}, {"start": 5784.56, "end": 5791.56, "text": " How are you a real person? How are you a real fucking person, bro?"}, {"start": 5791.56, "end": 5795.56, "text": " How- HOW ARE YOU REAL?!"}, {"start": 5795.56, "end": 5797.56, "text": " I'm all the time."}, {"start": 5915.56, "end": 5929.38, "text": " all right I've used the restroom and made me so mad maybe shit it's in ready I"}, {"start": 5929.38, "end": 5933.34, "text": " don't even want to be in this game it's in ready I saw he's in the discord"}, {"start": 5933.34, "end": 5948.7, "text": " Where's symphony at come back I love you"}, {"start": 5948.7, "end": 5950.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5959.7, "end": 5966.0599999999995, "text": " Bro, I did the largest concentration of freaks play this fucking game. Yo, good morning"}, {"start": 5966.82, "end": 5972.3, "text": " What's up bitch pussy? What's up bitch pussy? No, you we gotta teach you how to say it"}, {"start": 5972.3, "end": 5979.860000000001, "text": " okay you say bitch no no no no no no it's bitch pussy all right when you say"}, {"start": 5979.860000000001, "end": 5995.02, "text": " the put it's a pussy bitch now you say it quick they say bitch pussy yeah he's"}, {"start": 5995.02, "end": 6002.18, "text": " learning started my day crashed the helicopter with a 20k"}, {"start": 6002.18, "end": 6009.22, "text": " kid got another 20k kit landed on top of blue tower to have I don't even know what team he was on"}, {"start": 6009.22, "end": 6014.02, "text": " sit in the forest at the very start of the game on his side of the map in the middle of"}, {"start": 6014.02, "end": 6021.46, "text": " fucking nowhere and just continuously shot me for like probably five minutes until ultimately I got"}, {"start": 6021.46, "end": 6025.860000000001, "text": " pushed I mean would it would it really be a hot stream if you weren't crashing a heli"}, {"start": 6025.86, "end": 6030.299999999999, "text": " immediately no it wouldn't be it wouldn't be ever right are you guys in a"}, {"start": 6030.299999999999, "end": 6038.299999999999, "text": " game I left that game out of anger what are you gonna do to you I'm on a heater"}, {"start": 6038.299999999999, "end": 6043.139999999999, "text": " life right now so I'm gonna play this one out and then I'll back it I want to"}, {"start": 6043.139999999999, "end": 6048.66, "text": " join you guys can you appear on online for a second Sam and I'll join I can try"}, {"start": 6048.66, "end": 6052.38, "text": " dude every time when I appear online I still have this like invisible eye next"}, {"start": 6052.38, "end": 6056.78, "text": " to my name I don't know like I'm like offline even though I don't mean to be"}, {"start": 6056.78, "end": 6062.14, "text": " they click on my name and invite me oh I can do that"}, {"start": 6067.58, "end": 6075.64, "text": " there you go beautiful oh I'm straight in there's no queue it should"}, {"start": 6075.64, "end": 6079.82, "text": " oughta put on the teams inside invited right should think so emphasis on shit"}, {"start": 6079.82, "end": 6084.78, "text": " I'm on and I'm in all right. Let's rock"}, {"start": 6085.5, "end": 6089.86, "text": " No, we've had some heaters today. Oh, hello there like the games have been pretty good"}, {"start": 6090.74, "end": 6092.74, "text": " Lord that Lord that"}, {"start": 6101.66, "end": 6103.66, "text": " Actually"}, {"start": 6110.58, "end": 6115.219999999999, "text": " All right a first game of the day nothing else has happened look at that"}, {"start": 6122.179999999999, "end": 6124.66, "text": " Bucket I'll take two more grenades why not"}, {"start": 6139.82, "end": 6147.82, "text": " This might be a free heli. Do they have a lot of anti-air up? Do you guys know?"}, {"start": 6147.82, "end": 6156.82, "text": " Um, it doesn't seem like it. I'm getting in a rocket heli."}, {"start": 6156.82, "end": 6158.82, "text": " You can take out an artillery tank. Please slow down."}, {"start": 6158.82, "end": 6160.82, "text": " Yeah, I'm on my way over."}, {"start": 6160.82, "end": 6176.259999999999, "text": " What is karma in this game David I just saw karma"}, {"start": 6176.259999999999, "end": 6181.82, "text": " Oh shit why doesn't he come and actually play with us he always joins our games but he never"}, {"start": 6181.82, "end": 6188.94, "text": " plays with us the other day he was trying to join but he couldn't get on the team he should"}, {"start": 6188.9400000000005, "end": 6192.34, "text": " Join up with the boys. Yeah, you can join in he has this discord. I think"}, {"start": 6195.540000000001, "end": 6201.56, "text": " Problem is you got this hidden-ass shadow. You can't can't see this shit. Yeah, I'm undercover"}, {"start": 6206.460000000001, "end": 6211.3, "text": " I'm undercover boss. All right, let's go kill the take"}, {"start": 6218.9400000000005, "end": 6233.780000000001, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 6233.780000000001, "end": 6235.280000000001, "text": " Undercover blubber."}, {"start": 6235.28, "end": 6241.28, "text": " Ah, I think we just got into our one now."}, {"start": 6249.759999999999, "end": 6253.44, "text": " Shroud has over five mil? Dude such a freak."}, {"start": 6253.44, "end": 6257.5599999999995, "text": " Five mil? What the fuck is wrong with you?"}, {"start": 6257.5599999999995, "end": 6260.5599999999995, "text": " How the hell is he so good at everything?"}, {"start": 6265.28, "end": 6274.28, "text": " I am looking for the tank. I don't see it."}, {"start": 6274.28, "end": 6293.099999999999, "text": " Ice field gentlemen ice field you should be right around here"}, {"start": 6293.1, "end": 6301.860000000001, "text": " Yo, I think that tank literally shot you and like disappeared."}, {"start": 6301.860000000001, "end": 6302.860000000001, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 6302.860000000001, "end": 6303.860000000001, "text": " I see him."}, {"start": 6303.860000000001, "end": 6304.860000000001, "text": " Found him."}, {"start": 6304.860000000001, "end": 6305.860000000001, "text": " I hear him."}, {"start": 6305.860000000001, "end": 6306.860000000001, "text": " I hear him."}, {"start": 6306.860000000001, "end": 6307.860000000001, "text": " Found him."}, {"start": 6307.860000000001, "end": 6308.860000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6308.860000000001, "end": 6319.860000000001, "text": " Well, that's some crazy timing."}, {"start": 6319.860000000001, "end": 6344.860000000001, "text": " All right, vehicle's on."}, {"start": 6344.860000000001, "end": 6354.860000000001, "text": " All right, nice little 14k, sure."}, {"start": 6354.860000000001, "end": 6361.860000000001, "text": " No, I think that guy saw me on his way back."}, {"start": 6414.860000000001, "end": 6432.52, "text": " I got a disable that I don't know how but I got a disable it I got a disable it I got"}, {"start": 6432.52, "end": 6439.080000000001, "text": " a disable it did can I uninstall that what is this what is this welcome to AMD software"}, {"start": 6439.08, "end": 6446.08, "text": " Adrenaline addition experience. How do I can I can I uninstall this gas? I got a little fob on this"}, {"start": 6446.08, "end": 6448.08, "text": " What the fuck is this shit?"}, {"start": 6457.68, "end": 6459.68, "text": " Disable exit"}, {"start": 6461.64, "end": 6466.24, "text": " Okay, I got it. It's disabled now fucking just killed me man. Damn it"}, {"start": 6467.24, "end": 6472.36, "text": " That blows where am I at? Oh, I'm in the mill and nowhere fuck"}, {"start": 6477.7, "end": 6479.7, "text": " No, I just turn off in settings"}, {"start": 6481.12, "end": 6487.679999999999, "text": " Well, no that shit fuck yeah, man. I just bought another rocket early on accident son of a bitch"}, {"start": 6487.68, "end": 6504.88, "text": " well we go again no music on well I to be honest it expects me in the heli that"}, {"start": 6504.88, "end": 6510.4800000000005, "text": " long sadly this guy was hunting me down like his life depended on it we're gonna"}, {"start": 6510.4800000000005, "end": 6516.52, "text": " go kill that blue truck oh looks like sim I've already got it"}, {"start": 6517.68, "end": 6519.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6530.4400000000005, "end": 6532.4400000000005, "text": " They do it"}, {"start": 6541.3, "end": 6543.3, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 6547.68, "end": 6552.68, "text": " Let's go fuck up that blue base"}, {"start": 6566.04, "end": 6568.04, "text": " It ain't me"}, {"start": 6568.04, "end": 6570.04, "text": " It ain't me"}, {"start": 6573.04, "end": 6575.04, "text": " It ain't me"}, {"start": 6575.04, "end": 6577.04, "text": " It ain't me"}, {"start": 6577.68, "end": 6579.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6599.92, "end": 6601.92, "text": " His fucking asshole"}, {"start": 6601.92, "end": 6627.92, "text": " How's that a miss bullshit Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,"}, {"start": 6627.92, "end": 6629.92, "text": " Send you down to war!"}, {"start": 6638.92, "end": 6641.92, "text": " It ain't me! It ain't me!"}, {"start": 6646.92, "end": 6648.92, "text": " It ain't me!"}, {"start": 6657.92, "end": 6664.92, "text": " he's fucking dick bags"}, {"start": 6687.92, "end": 6689.92, "text": " Something about to be there."}, {"start": 6690.92, "end": 6692.92, "text": " All right, go."}, {"start": 6717.92, "end": 6734.4, "text": " This is what my guy's doing as I'm trying to re-rack the fucking gun."}, {"start": 6734.4, "end": 6737.84, "text": " He's just, he's just fucking turning butter."}, {"start": 6737.84, "end": 6740.92, "text": " Just turning butter as I'm trying to re-rack the gun."}, {"start": 6740.92, "end": 6743.92, "text": " Just turning fucking butter."}, {"start": 6743.92, "end": 6745.92, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 6747.92, "end": 6748.92, "text": " Sigh..."}, {"start": 6750.92, "end": 6751.92, "text": " Sigh..."}, {"start": 6756.92, "end": 6760.92, "text": " I fucking hate it, bro. I-I-It's literally gonna make me stop playing this game."}, {"start": 6761.92, "end": 6767.92, "text": " I absolutely hate the butterturning simulator with these fucking guns, man."}, {"start": 6771.92, "end": 6772.92, "text": " Damn it!"}, {"start": 6773.92, "end": 6785.4800000000005, "text": " we're going back we're going back we're going back we're going back we're going"}, {"start": 6785.4800000000005, "end": 6791.76, "text": " back we're going back let me make any sense I'd even shoot my mag out I didn't"}, {"start": 6791.76, "end": 6799.16, "text": " even shoot the entirety of my mag fuck you you have no gear fuck you I"}, {"start": 6799.16, "end": 6806.639999999999, "text": " I shouldn't have to refucking bolt that bitch. I shouldn't have to reach chamber. I still have a boy in the fucking chamber"}, {"start": 6816.599999999999, "end": 6818.599999999999, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6818.6, "end": 6828.6, "text": " Oh dude, you should have been here yesterday, man."}, {"start": 6828.6, "end": 6833.68, "text": " We were on top of the tower, we landed on that bitch, we started duking it out, oh no"}, {"start": 6833.68, "end": 6838.88, "text": " we didn't even get to duke it out and my shit was bugged for like, I'd say a solid eight"}, {"start": 6838.88, "end": 6842.360000000001, "text": " seconds and then I died and I completely lost my mind."}, {"start": 6842.360000000001, "end": 6845.240000000001, "text": " I'm telling you guys this right now."}, {"start": 6845.24, "end": 6851.04, "text": " If I have to deal with this more than twice today, I'm not going to play the game."}, {"start": 6851.04, "end": 6855.44, "text": " I'm going to rage off so quick I'm killing this blue chamber."}, {"start": 6871.44, "end": 6873.639999999999, "text": " Hey, you having fun up here, asshole?"}, {"start": 6873.64, "end": 6876.76, "text": " Oh wait, that's my teammate. Oh, hey, what's going on man?"}, {"start": 6890.84, "end": 6892.84, "text": " Seen anybody out there?"}, {"start": 6894.4400000000005, "end": 6896.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, taking down two so far"}, {"start": 6897.160000000001, "end": 6902.84, "text": " Nice nice, you might as fucking stop might if I uh take the oh look right there to you yep right up there"}, {"start": 6903.64, "end": 6915.4800000000005, "text": " get his ass smoke him get him again get him again get him again"}, {"start": 6920.4800000000005, "end": 6926.14, "text": " nice a little bit of I swear this game started off harder let me get a"}, {"start": 6926.14, "end": 6928.740000000001, "text": " little bit on that Johnson let me get a little bit on that Johnson came on"}, {"start": 6928.74, "end": 6936.9, "text": " no free XP my man my man man let me oh get them again"}, {"start": 6936.900000000001, "end": 6953.500000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's a guaranteed one we'll smell you bitch pussy"}, {"start": 6953.5, "end": 6958.5, "text": " Where's Mary?"}, {"start": 6958.5, "end": 6969.5, "text": " Yep, where's Mary usually?"}, {"start": 6969.5, "end": 6974.5, "text": " Yeah, where's Mary?"}, {"start": 6974.5, "end": 6979.5, "text": " Where's Mary?"}, {"start": 6979.5, "end": 6981.5, "text": " It wasn't me."}, {"start": 6981.5, "end": 6983.5, "text": " I have to be inside."}, {"start": 6987.5, "end": 6990.5, "text": " Easy money, easy money."}, {"start": 6990.5, "end": 6994.5, "text": " Ain't nothing but a chicken wing that sounds really close."}, {"start": 7003.5, "end": 7005.5, "text": " It's my red, bro. It's my red."}, {"start": 7009.5, "end": 7036.5, "text": " Oh brother bill brother bill say save me brother bill"}, {"start": 7036.5, "end": 7044.26, "text": " save me brother bill I'm begging you brother bill oh brother bill I don't"}, {"start": 7044.26, "end": 7051.82, "text": " think it's gonna matter false I think I think it's not fat petite skinny good"}, {"start": 7051.82, "end": 7054.06, "text": " looking"}, {"start": 7054.06, "end": 7061.34, "text": " please just refund this kid that's all I'm asking"}, {"start": 7061.34, "end": 7068.740000000001, "text": " thank god thank god thank god"}, {"start": 7068.740000000001, "end": 7072.26, "text": " oh my gosh"}, {"start": 7072.26, "end": 7076.620000000001, "text": " and let's close"}, {"start": 7076.620000000001, "end": 7081.14, "text": " my 49,000 kill me my 49,000 kill me"}, {"start": 7081.14, "end": 7083.14, "text": " Yeah, are we doing that right now?"}, {"start": 7084.22, "end": 7091.42, "text": " Do we want a new lobby we're seeing what's the plane once they got running might have to bust out a little sponsor segment real quick"}, {"start": 7091.42, "end": 7093.18, "text": " It'll only take me about"}, {"start": 7093.18, "end": 7098.820000000001, "text": " 15 minutes. Okay, give me one moment. Let me just see yeah, do I need to go do that right now?"}, {"start": 7106.1, "end": 7108.4800000000005, "text": " I'm waiting to see what you'll say beach"}, {"start": 7108.4800000000005, "end": 7116.780000000001, "text": " one more recon level okay let's go ahead knock it out why I say we stay in this"}, {"start": 7116.780000000001, "end": 7124.14, "text": " lobby I'm gonna miss just the first part and then I will be in okay already all"}, {"start": 7124.14, "end": 7130.820000000001, "text": " right okay gentlemen gentlemen real quick real quick let me tell you something"}, {"start": 7130.82, "end": 7131.62, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 7133.42, "end": 7134.42, "text": " Hey, what team?"}, {"start": 7135.719999999999, "end": 7136.219999999999, "text": " Red."}, {"start": 7136.42, "end": 7136.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7141.42, "end": 7142.219999999999, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 7142.92, "end": 7143.719999999999, "text": " Please let me in."}, {"start": 7145.719999999999, "end": 7147.5199999999995, "text": " Oh, I just saw your spot. Sorry."}, {"start": 7147.82, "end": 7148.82, "text": " You're a piece of shit."}, {"start": 7149.62, "end": 7150.32, "text": " I hate you."}, {"start": 7150.719999999999, "end": 7151.12, "text": " Die."}, {"start": 7151.12, "end": 7153.219999999999, "text": " It's a little bit higher for you to fit in here, huh?"}, {"start": 7154.719999999999, "end": 7155.92, "text": " I'm surprised you could fit in."}, {"start": 7155.92, "end": 7157.82, "text": " You had to make sure you went straight up at it,"}, {"start": 7157.82, "end": 7158.92, "text": " because if you went horizontally,"}, {"start": 7158.92, "end": 7163.4400000000005, "text": " that fucking schnauzer we got caught in the door check ass"}, {"start": 7163.4400000000005, "end": 7165.4400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7180.960000000001, "end": 7185.120000000001, "text": " Look down at your chat and I just see one guy say fight back"}, {"start": 7185.12, "end": 7187.12, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 7189.88, "end": 7191.88, "text": " Guys are not cooking me more"}, {"start": 7193.8, "end": 7198.96, "text": " At least you can smell them coming. All right, bro, whatever. Bro, Sim walks in a room and goes"}, {"start": 7199.28, "end": 7201.48, "text": " Does someone fart in here last week?"}, {"start": 7203.2, "end": 7205.2, "text": " Okay, really"}, {"start": 7205.36, "end": 7207.36, "text": " Weak is impressive"}, {"start": 7207.68, "end": 7209.68, "text": " All right, awesome"}, {"start": 7209.68, "end": 7211.68, "text": " All right boys. I'll be right back"}, {"start": 7212.52, "end": 7214.76, "text": " All right, chat. Oh, sorry"}, {"start": 7215.52, "end": 7220.52, "text": " All right, chat this segment of the stream is sponsored by Helix sleep"}, {"start": 7221.88, "end": 7224.68, "text": " Thank You Helix leap for sponsoring the segment of the stream"}, {"start": 7224.68, "end": 7230.64, "text": " We are gonna be taking a quick quiz now. I know a lot of you guys are in here going hutch"}, {"start": 7231.320000000001, "end": 7237.4400000000005, "text": " Why the hell or what the hell are we doing? Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, okay?"}, {"start": 7237.4400000000005, "end": 7243.4400000000005, "text": " You should thank me. You want to know why you should thank me? You want to know why I accepted this sponsor to begin with?"}, {"start": 7243.4400000000005, "end": 7252.4400000000005, "text": " And this is a real true story. I can show you the receipts. Real and true. Real and true, okay?"}, {"start": 7252.4400000000005, "end": 7261.4400000000005, "text": " And anyone in here who actually has a Helix mattress will attest that it is the fucking best mattress there is."}, {"start": 7261.4400000000005, "end": 7266.4400000000005, "text": " We need to make sure the quiz"}, {"start": 7266.4400000000005, "end": 7267.4400000000005, "text": " doesn't have our information on"}, {"start": 7267.4400000000005, "end": 7268.4400000000005, "text": " it."}, {"start": 7268.4400000000005, "end": 7269.4400000000005, "text": " Gav, can we confirm if this quiz"}, {"start": 7269.4400000000005, "end": 7271.4400000000005, "text": " is going to have our information"}, {"start": 7271.4400000000005, "end": 7272.4400000000005, "text": " on it?"}, {"start": 7272.4400000000005, "end": 7286.4400000000005, "text": " Are we good?"}, {"start": 7286.4400000000005, "end": 7289.4400000000005, "text": " It shouldn't."}, {"start": 7289.4400000000005, "end": 7290.4400000000005, "text": " It shouldn't and it doesn't."}, {"start": 7290.4400000000005, "end": 7294.000000000001, "text": " And it doesn't is a very big difference."}, {"start": 7294.000000000001, "end": 7305.000000000001, "text": " Let me just click randomly through this and just make sure guys."}, {"start": 7305.000000000001, "end": 7306.64, "text": " It requires my email."}, {"start": 7306.64, "end": 7308.56, "text": " Oh wait, okay."}, {"start": 7308.56, "end": 7312.120000000001, "text": " Blah, blah."}, {"start": 7312.120000000001, "end": 7318.52, "text": " I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta make sure guys."}, {"start": 7318.52, "end": 7334.72, "text": " Anyways, I'll tell you the story while I'm doing this, bro, me and my wife were struggling"}, {"start": 7334.72, "end": 7335.72, "text": " sleeping."}, {"start": 7335.72, "end": 7336.72, "text": " I mean, bad."}, {"start": 7336.72, "end": 7340.240000000001, "text": " I don't even remember what mattress we had, it was an older one."}, {"start": 7340.240000000001, "end": 7345.4800000000005, "text": " But we went online and we got a Helix mattress and I'm going to tell you something, man,"}, {"start": 7345.4800000000005, "end": 7348.4400000000005, "text": " it has been absolutely fantastic."}, {"start": 7348.4400000000005, "end": 7350.06, "text": " I fucking love it."}, {"start": 7350.06, "end": 7353.18, "text": " I absolutely love it."}, {"start": 7354.3, "end": 7356.620000000001, "text": " And the moment they hit me up with an opportunity"}, {"start": 7356.620000000001, "end": 7360.860000000001, "text": " to get another one, dude, I jumped at it."}, {"start": 7360.860000000001, "end": 7364.18, "text": " I jumped at it and I am more than excited"}, {"start": 7364.18, "end": 7366.280000000001, "text": " to be showing you guys off this Helix mattress."}, {"start": 7366.280000000001, "end": 7369.580000000001, "text": " Now, let me just give me one second here."}, {"start": 7369.580000000001, "end": 7372.500000000001, "text": " Let me see, let me blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."}, {"start": 7372.500000000001, "end": 7374.34, "text": " Nothing is coming up."}, {"start": 7374.34, "end": 7391.58, "text": " All right cool, okay, looks good didn't leak anything wonderful"}, {"start": 7391.58, "end": 7398.74, "text": " All right, we're gonna be taking the test lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in"}, {"start": 7398.74, "end": 7402.74, "text": " What is the first sleeper's name?"}, {"start": 7402.74, "end": 7403.74, "text": " Bryce?"}, {"start": 7403.74, "end": 7405.74, "text": " Actually, we'll just say Hutch."}, {"start": 7405.74, "end": 7406.74, "text": " Hutch?"}, {"start": 7406.74, "end": 7410.74, "text": " Second sleeper's name."}, {"start": 7410.74, "end": 7413.74, "text": " Haley?"}, {"start": 7413.74, "end": 7415.74, "text": " Haley?"}, {"start": 7415.74, "end": 7416.74, "text": " Next?"}, {"start": 7416.74, "end": 7418.74, "text": " I think I just spelled my wife's name wrong."}, {"start": 7418.74, "end": 7424.74, "text": " Why do you need two mattresses to hold you?"}, {"start": 7424.74, "end": 7425.74, "text": " Age?"}, {"start": 7425.74, "end": 7427.74, "text": " 27?"}, {"start": 7427.74, "end": 7435.74, "text": " Haley's age? Gav, how old is my wife? Do you remember?"}, {"start": 7439.74, "end": 7441.74, "text": " 20..."}, {"start": 7449.74, "end": 7451.74, "text": " Oh, I got text."}, {"start": 7457.74, "end": 7471.54, "text": " I I looked woman we're good 28 I think height and weight six foot eight"}, {"start": 7471.54, "end": 7499.54, "text": " 2.65, 2.80,"}, {"start": 7499.54, "end": 7501.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7509.1, "end": 7511.1, "text": " Six foot one"}, {"start": 7515.18, "end": 7517.18, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 7518.3, "end": 7522.42, "text": " Then I this this is where they get you this"}, {"start": 7522.42, "end": 7527.42, "text": " This bug 45, I'll just say that, I gotta be safe here."}, {"start": 7527.96, "end": 7531.14, "text": " Hey, anyone who's married understands"}, {"start": 7531.14, "end": 7532.96, "text": " that answer I just gave, okay."}, {"start": 7538.06, "end": 7540.3, "text": " You better stop lying to the mattress people."}, {"start": 7540.3, "end": 7544.52, "text": " Gav, shut the hell up, California King, absolutely."}, {"start": 7545.54, "end": 7547.86, "text": " What position does Hutch sleep in?"}, {"start": 7547.860000000001, "end": 7552.860000000001, "text": " I am a side sleeper, and I also toss and turn."}, {"start": 7553.1, "end": 7557.380000000001, "text": " I know I shouldn't be a side sleeper."}, {"start": 7557.380000000001, "end": 7562.380000000001, "text": " I know it's bad, I know, but I am a side sleeper."}, {"start": 7563.660000000001, "end": 7568.660000000001, "text": " I am, I am honestly, I'm a stomach sleeper as well."}, {"start": 7568.900000000001, "end": 7573.900000000001, "text": " I really, I'm the bilingual version of sleeping, you know?"}, {"start": 7573.900000000001, "end": 7578.900000000001, "text": " sleep. You know, I mean, I"}, {"start": 7578.900000000001, "end": 7579.900000000001, "text": " sometimes it's like I just turn"}, {"start": 7579.900000000001, "end": 7581.900000000001, "text": " into Michael Jackson and I"}, {"start": 7581.900000000001, "end": 7583.900000000001, "text": " start breakdancing in my sleep."}, {"start": 7583.900000000001, "end": 7585.900000000001, "text": " You know, I'm hitting the while"}, {"start": 7585.900000000001, "end": 7588.900000000001, "text": " I'm sleeping. Sometimes I end up"}, {"start": 7588.900000000001, "end": 7589.900000000001, "text": " on the floor. I don't even know"}, {"start": 7589.900000000001, "end": 7591.900000000001, "text": " what happened. I don't know how"}, {"start": 7591.900000000001, "end": 7596.900000000001, "text": " I got there. Hailey is a side"}, {"start": 7596.900000000001, "end": 7600.900000000001, "text": " and a back sleeper. Next. What"}, {"start": 7600.900000000001, "end": 7602.900000000001, "text": " type of mattress does hutch"}, {"start": 7602.900000000001, "end": 7605.22, "text": " Give me that medium, give me that firm."}, {"start": 7605.22, "end": 7607.500000000001, "text": " If it's, oh, I can only do one."}, {"start": 7610.38, "end": 7611.460000000001, "text": " Give me medium, bro."}, {"start": 7611.460000000001, "end": 7614.9400000000005, "text": " If you sleep on soft or just straight up firm,"}, {"start": 7614.9400000000005, "end": 7618.3, "text": " you're a lit, if you sleep on a two by four,"}, {"start": 7618.3, "end": 7619.960000000001, "text": " you're a literal psychopath."}, {"start": 7619.960000000001, "end": 7622.500000000001, "text": " I'm just gonna go ahead and put that on the record."}, {"start": 7622.500000000001, "end": 7624.660000000001, "text": " If you sleep on a firm mattress,"}, {"start": 7624.660000000001, "end": 7627.26, "text": " like we're talking two by four firm mattress,"}, {"start": 7627.26, "end": 7628.740000000001, "text": " you're a freak."}, {"start": 7628.740000000001, "end": 7630.18, "text": " There ain't no way."}, {"start": 7630.18, "end": 7638.4800000000005, "text": " Haley, same way, medium, Haley, same way, medium."}, {"start": 7638.4800000000005, "end": 7641.52, "text": " Does Hutch ever wake up with back pain?"}, {"start": 7641.52, "end": 7643.12, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 7643.12, "end": 7644.12, "text": " This is true."}, {"start": 7644.12, "end": 7645.64, "text": " Haley, sometimes."}, {"start": 7645.64, "end": 7649.12, "text": " This is also true."}, {"start": 7649.12, "end": 7655.360000000001, "text": " How often does Hutch sleep hot or experience discomfort overheating while sleeping?"}, {"start": 7655.360000000001, "end": 7657.84, "text": " I'ma be honest."}, {"start": 7657.84, "end": 7659.72, "text": " I'ma be honest."}, {"start": 7659.72, "end": 7674.72, "text": " I'm a hot sleeper. I mean, I am on fire when I'm sleeping. I'm that guy who when I'm on the mattress sleeping, bro, I got a silk sheet over my titties and that's it."}, {"start": 7674.72, "end": 7694.72, "text": " I mean, if I Haley like, she'll have like the sheet, the comforter, another blanket on top of her, me, I'm like, get all that, all of that away from me, give me a single slice of the smallest amount of bed sheet."}, {"start": 7694.72, "end": 7700.72, "text": " And that's it. Just make me not sit in the natural elements. And that's all I need."}, {"start": 7700.72, "end": 7708.64, "text": " need you know too much too much is way too much hey leave sometimes I mean very"}, {"start": 7708.64, "end": 7713.88, "text": " rarely very very rarely I'm just gonna see what the next question is just to"}, {"start": 7713.88, "end": 7719.64, "text": " double-check make sure I'm not leaking anything which of the statements best"}, {"start": 7719.64, "end": 7723.4400000000005, "text": " described what you're looking for this helps us match you with the mattress I"}, {"start": 7723.4400000000005, "end": 7727.88, "text": " want the best I want good quality I want the best of course I want the"}, {"start": 7727.88, "end": 7732.78, "text": " best. How'd you hear about us and when you take this quest or this test you better"}, {"start": 7732.78, "end": 7737.96, "text": " say the exact same thing okay you better say the exact same thing you better"}, {"start": 7737.96, "end": 7743.72, "text": " hit that twitch and if it asks you who stream it which from you say hutches okay"}, {"start": 7743.72, "end": 7750.64, "text": " you better say hutches no doubt I'm hiding again to make sure sorry can"}, {"start": 7750.64, "end": 7762.12, "text": " never be too safe. I was matched with, Hutch and Meph and Haley's mattress of choice, is"}, {"start": 7762.12, "end": 7769.400000000001, "text": " the Helix Midnight Elite. You've been matched with the Midnight Elite, our highest end mattress"}, {"start": 7769.400000000001, "end": 7776.6, "text": " designed for side sleepers and those who toss and turn who prefer a medium feel. With advanced"}, {"start": 7776.6, "end": 7782.240000000001, "text": " Lumbar support optimal spinal ergonomics and cutting-edge cooling technology"}, {"start": 7782.240000000001, "end": 7786.0, "text": " It offers the best in comfort and support to help you rest comfortably"}, {"start": 7786.52, "end": 7789.240000000001, "text": " Stay alive and wake up feeling restored"}, {"start": 7789.96, "end": 7792.56, "text": " That's what I'm a come on that what?"}, {"start": 7794.120000000001, "end": 7796.92, "text": " What the heck was that was that me?"}, {"start": 7799.56, "end": 7804.4800000000005, "text": " No, what is that noise yeah, we got to put the whole thing on here"}, {"start": 7804.4800000000005, "end": 7811.360000000001, "text": " It's the best way. We'll put it right here. Wait, so Gav when they if they take the yo, bro"}, {"start": 7811.360000000001, "end": 7814.88, "text": " If they take this test and I got to hear that I"}, {"start": 7815.88, "end": 7819.900000000001, "text": " Think I might kill them in game in game"}, {"start": 7823.92, "end": 7830.320000000001, "text": " You know what five people take the quest the test five people any more than five we're fighting"}, {"start": 7831.000000000001, "end": 7833.240000000001, "text": " Anymore I gotta I gotta make sure"}, {"start": 7834.4800000000005, "end": 7842.4800000000005, "text": " I'm seeing the mattress. I'm"}, {"start": 7842.4800000000005, "end": 7844.4800000000005, "text": " seeing the mattress. Nothing's"}, {"start": 7844.4800000000005, "end": 7848.4800000000005, "text": " leaking. Nothing's leaking. Are"}, {"start": 7848.4800000000005, "end": 7852.4800000000005, "text": " we good? Are we good? Everything's"}, {"start": 7852.4800000000005, "end": 7855.4800000000005, "text": " fine. I don't see any. Oh."}, {"start": 7855.4800000000005, "end": 7859.4800000000005, "text": " Anything leaking 700 reviews. No"}, {"start": 7859.4800000000005, "end": 7862.4800000000005, "text": " zip code showing. Everything"}, {"start": 7862.4800000000005, "end": 7868.8, "text": " Extended 25% saving worldwide. Just double checking triple checking nothing nothing nothing"}, {"start": 7870.080000000001, "end": 7873.42, "text": " Nothing nothing nothing. Okay, we should be good"}, {"start": 7875.8, "end": 7880.92, "text": " So this is the this is the mattress sweet God now hear me out here"}, {"start": 7880.92, "end": 7887.040000000001, "text": " Okay, hear me out before everybody starts freaking out about the price. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out"}, {"start": 7887.76, "end": 7892.240000000001, "text": " It was 51 22. Okay. Okay. It was"}, {"start": 7892.4800000000005, "end": 7899.000000000001, "text": " And I'm just going to be honest, if there's two things for me, okay, then I'm not cheaping"}, {"start": 7899.000000000001, "end": 7905.72, "text": " out on it is one, the chair that I sit in all day and two, the mattress I lay my back on."}, {"start": 7905.72, "end": 7906.92, "text": " And that's just me."}, {"start": 7906.92, "end": 7914.72, "text": " If some of you guys are able to sleep on a futon or a blow up air mattress, good for"}, {"start": 7914.72, "end": 7915.72, "text": " you."}, {"start": 7915.72, "end": 7921.160000000001, "text": " Hey, honestly, I'm happy that your back doesn't cry, bloody murder every day you"}, {"start": 7921.16, "end": 7927.4, "text": " wake up congratulations you're one of the chosen ones okay but for me if I ain't"}, {"start": 7927.4, "end": 7935.24, "text": " sleeping on the Lord's wool dude I'm waking up in the morning like this just"}, {"start": 7935.24, "end": 7942.8, "text": " walking through my living room like this so hey hey it's not because I'm fat no"}, {"start": 7942.8, "end": 7949.32, "text": " it is not I'm a large man I'm a large man and a beautiful man and I need a"}, {"start": 7949.320000000001, "end": 7957.160000000001, "text": " a good mattress, okay? That's that. I'm large and I'm beautiful. I'm large and I'm beautiful."}, {"start": 7958.360000000001, "end": 7965.160000000001, "text": " With a Helix mattress, you get a 120 night trial, lifetime warranty, offers 120 night sleep trial"}, {"start": 7965.160000000001, "end": 7971.160000000001, "text": " to test the mattress out and ensure that you love it. Also all Helix mattresses come with a lifetime"}, {"start": 7971.160000000001, "end": 7976.68, "text": " warranty. So you break it, you get another one. And we all know some of you big sons of guns"}, {"start": 7976.68, "end": 7981.68, "text": " in here, you gonna break that son of a gun. Okay? Let's be honest with ourselves. You"}, {"start": 7981.68, "end": 7986.88, "text": " gonna, I mean, I broke a mattress just last week. I didn't break the mattress, but you"}, {"start": 7986.88, "end": 7992.52, "text": " know, I slid into that John a little too quick and I snapped the legs underneath it. That"}, {"start": 7992.52, "end": 8000.280000000001, "text": " will happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. It's the"}, {"start": 8000.280000000001, "end": 8004.360000000001, "text": " most rewarded mattress brand Helix has been reviewed against hundreds of competitors"}, {"start": 8004.360000000001, "end": 8011.960000000001, "text": " always wins. Helix was recently USA's today most trusted brand winner of the 2026 and the Helix"}, {"start": 8011.960000000001, "end": 8017.400000000001, "text": " Midnight Lux has been ranked as the best overall mattress according to both Forbes and Wired."}, {"start": 8018.280000000001, "end": 8023.160000000001, "text": " I didn't even know Forbes ranked mattresses. Once a viewer has completed the quiz they can"}, {"start": 8023.160000000001, "end": 8027.72, "text": " share the results in the chat by typing exclamation mark mattress followed by the name of the model"}, {"start": 8027.72, "end": 8032.120000000001, "text": " they were matched with for example mattress dusk elite. This will trigger an alert and your"}, {"start": 8032.12, "end": 8036.36, "text": " your campaign overlay showing that user results so if you guys want to cause me"}, {"start": 8036.36, "end": 8043.84, "text": " pain and make me listen to now you know how thank you again Helix mattress for"}, {"start": 8043.84, "end": 8046.92, "text": " sponsor today's stream we're gonna have the alerts on the screen for the next"}, {"start": 8046.92, "end": 8052.44, "text": " hour and a half I think hour two hours and then we'll be reviewing the mattress"}, {"start": 8052.44, "end": 8057.76, "text": " whenever it comes in I think next week or two weeks from now w helix man"}, {"start": 8057.76, "end": 8059.76, "text": " You guys can't talk to shit"}, {"start": 8060.360000000001, "end": 8063.360000000001, "text": " Story before we start as I said before I"}, {"start": 8064.2, "end": 8069.6, "text": " Typically don't take these sponsors unless I believe in the product right we don't really do too many of them"}, {"start": 8070.08, "end": 8072.08, "text": " Me and Haley we purchased"}, {"start": 8072.24, "end": 8077.76, "text": " Purchased our own helix mattress like I'd say probably a month ago now, and I'm not lying"}, {"start": 8077.76, "end": 8082.400000000001, "text": " I literally show you the receipts for it and it's it's been amazing. We love it"}, {"start": 8082.400000000001, "end": 8089.920000000001, "text": " So obviously I jumped at the opportunity to getting a second mattress, but more importantly to showing you guys mattress and how awesome it is"}, {"start": 8090.000000000001, "end": 8091.72, "text": " So"}, {"start": 8091.72, "end": 8099.160000000001, "text": " Yeah, if you guys look for mattress hit them up. They're really good. They're really good. Truly. They're very very good"}, {"start": 8099.160000000001, "end": 8104.72, "text": " Anyone in here who has a Helix mattress will tell you I'm not lying. They're absolutely fantastic"}, {"start": 8105.360000000001, "end": 8107.360000000001, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 8107.68, "end": 8110.160000000001, "text": " All right, all right, all right, all right, all right"}, {"start": 8110.16, "end": 8112.5599999999995, "text": " Let me change this to link two."}, {"start": 8113.76, "end": 8116.16, "text": " Oh no, that's link one."}, {"start": 8116.16, "end": 8118.16, "text": " This is link two."}, {"start": 8118.16, "end": 8119.76, "text": " Oh my god, these alerts."}, {"start": 8122.0, "end": 8122.639999999999, "text": " GAVA!"}, {"start": 8126.16, "end": 8128.16, "text": " They're just putting stuff in the chat."}, {"start": 8128.16, "end": 8129.12, "text": " They're liars."}, {"start": 8129.12, "end": 8130.16, "text": " They ain't even doing it."}, {"start": 8130.16, "end": 8130.8, "text": " You know it."}, {"start": 8130.8, "end": 8144.360000000001, "text": " Oh, we want to do sniping, right?"}, {"start": 8144.360000000001, "end": 8145.56, "text": " We want to do snipers?"}, {"start": 8145.56, "end": 8152.16, "text": " Chad, is today a marksman day or is today's a sniper day?"}, {"start": 8152.16, "end": 8153.56, "text": " Ding!"}, {"start": 8153.56, "end": 8159.8, "text": " Bro, dude, the scout rifle is literally not going to kill anybody, man."}, {"start": 8159.8, "end": 8166.46, "text": " But this is not going to, I'm just going to hit, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, the"}, {"start": 8166.46, "end": 8167.46, "text": " entire day."}, {"start": 8167.46, "end": 8170.54, "text": " Hold on, I can get AP rounds."}, {"start": 8170.54, "end": 8172.88, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8172.88, "end": 8184.12, "text": " If I rock AP rounds, will it kill?"}, {"start": 8184.12, "end": 8185.12, "text": " Still no?"}, {"start": 8185.12, "end": 8186.12, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 8186.12, "end": 8192.72, "text": " I can't do it. I got to get recon level five"}, {"start": 8204.6, "end": 8207.539999999999, "text": " It takes one game just spot people"}, {"start": 8209.24, "end": 8214.24, "text": " Okay, so should we grab like a pistol and then just go and spot everybody"}, {"start": 8216.12, "end": 8226.560000000001, "text": " I just spent a hundred K. Oh kill me"}, {"start": 8230.560000000001, "end": 8232.560000000001, "text": " Flesh"}, {"start": 8232.6, "end": 8235.160000000002, "text": " We are sawing people's legs off"}, {"start": 8236.12, "end": 8239.900000000001, "text": " That is the game plan. We are absolutely"}, {"start": 8240.68, "end": 8242.68, "text": " ripping people's legs off"}, {"start": 8246.12, "end": 8248.12, "text": " What's the ammo type again?"}, {"start": 8250.44, "end": 8253.76, "text": " 9 millimeter flesh damage HP"}, {"start": 8261.160000000002, "end": 8265.740000000002, "text": " Beautiful and put this song put a little level twos on and"}, {"start": 8267.480000000001, "end": 8270.52, "text": " Then we need recon boom"}, {"start": 8271.480000000001, "end": 8274.52, "text": " Which one is it doesn't matter? Try to go this one"}, {"start": 8276.12, "end": 8287.54, "text": " And we'll bring it grenades and smokes"}, {"start": 8290.240000000002, "end": 8292.240000000002, "text": " Bang all right"}, {"start": 8300.04, "end": 8302.640000000001, "text": " Yeah, am I gonna am I gonna make a lot of money or no"}, {"start": 8306.12, "end": 8309.12, "text": " Mids! Stop yelling at me!"}, {"start": 8322.12, "end": 8324.12, "text": " Five bandages, that's all I need."}, {"start": 8327.12, "end": 8329.12, "text": " That's all I need in my life."}, {"start": 8329.12, "end": 8342.2, "text": " Brother Bill is that Chase you got it you psychopath I gotta go level up my"}, {"start": 8342.2, "end": 8350.960000000001, "text": " scalp or I'd get in but I love you bitch good luck Symphony no Symphony's"}, {"start": 8350.960000000001, "end": 8357.76, "text": " behind me somewhere oh it's right shitty it is right"}, {"start": 8357.76, "end": 8360.960000000001, "text": " I gotta go spot. I'll spot everything for you guys"}, {"start": 8363.56, "end": 8366.32, "text": " I'm already in hell. This is gonna be terrible"}, {"start": 8371.800000000001, "end": 8379.08, "text": " Oh, do I need to uh, yeah, all right, we're gonna go to the green and we're gonna go mark that tank"}, {"start": 8379.08, "end": 8389.48, "text": " Positioning is everything. Oh, so you're saying as I'm sitting with a glock"}, {"start": 8389.48, "end": 8397.84, "text": " in the middle of nowhere, my positioning is key? Who would have thought? You're a damn genius."}, {"start": 8397.84, "end": 8409.6, "text": " All righty, let me go over here and mark this."}, {"start": 8409.6, "end": 8414.84, "text": " I don't think that's my..."}, {"start": 8414.84, "end": 8417.24, "text": " Hey, I'm gonna go spot the artillery."}, {"start": 8417.24, "end": 8418.24, "text": " Give me a moment."}, {"start": 8418.24, "end": 8421.24, "text": " Don't kill it till I spot it."}, {"start": 8421.24, "end": 8423.24, "text": " All right, we're gonna hunt you down, but don't wait."}, {"start": 8447.539999999999, "end": 8449.34, "text": " It's right near me. I can't see it."}, {"start": 8451.24, "end": 8454.84, "text": " I found it. I found it. It's on me"}, {"start": 8459.72, "end": 8462.119999999999, "text": " Oh, bro, there's two of them"}, {"start": 8481.52, "end": 8484.84, "text": " Now after I mark down what I'm good or do I need to keep marking it"}, {"start": 8501.44, "end": 8503.44, "text": " Where's that other one at"}, {"start": 8508.72, "end": 8510.72, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8511.24, "end": 8534.08, "text": " Hi woman, I love you."}, {"start": 8564.08, "end": 8570.56, "text": " one there's another one on me I'm about to mark it don't don't don't kill it"}, {"start": 8570.56, "end": 8575.92, "text": " top market"}, {"start": 8575.92, "end": 8582.92, "text": " Sam, Sam, Sam relax you cocksucker!"}, {"start": 8582.92, "end": 8597.92, "text": " Alright you're good, come kill it!"}, {"start": 8597.92, "end": 8599.92, "text": " You got a mosquito on us, hold on."}, {"start": 8604.92, "end": 8606.92, "text": " These things like a bee though."}, {"start": 8606.92, "end": 8609.92, "text": " SIM, HIT YOUR SHOTS YOU DUMB ASS!"}, {"start": 8610.92, "end": 8613.92, "text": " My pilot's driving 4 miles out!"}, {"start": 8613.92, "end": 8615.92, "text": " Don't you blame him, he's a saint."}, {"start": 8615.92, "end": 8616.92, "text": " I'm clear, it's him, he's faster than us."}, {"start": 8616.92, "end": 8619.92, "text": " We got another one, you got another one!"}, {"start": 8621.92, "end": 8623.92, "text": " Alright, we're going for the already, we're going down anyway."}, {"start": 8623.92, "end": 8630.04, "text": " Good work gentlemen good work"}, {"start": 8638.960000000001, "end": 8644.28, "text": " Now with that shooting I'll be completely okay and fine they got held in killer shooting that gun"}, {"start": 8653.92, "end": 8662.36, "text": " You jumped off a building your nostrils would take flight you catch air and hit the slipstream with those"}, {"start": 8663.94, "end": 8667.98, "text": " Massive nose of yours. I screwed that up. I screwed that up"}, {"start": 8680.48, "end": 8682.48, "text": " Skill issue some skill issue"}, {"start": 8683.92, "end": 8690.92, "text": " We're trying to get the boots on the ground."}, {"start": 8690.92, "end": 8699.92, "text": " Hey boys, we got a fucking majority of ass truck done."}, {"start": 8699.92, "end": 8708.08, "text": " All right, Sam, I am doing a sponsored segment now, so I think we might want to make another"}, {"start": 8708.08, "end": 8714.88, "text": " group with people we do know isn't going to say that specifically just an idea"}, {"start": 8719.76, "end": 8725.36, "text": " listen we're gonna oh bro sim how about you make yourself useful and come and kill these"}, {"start": 8725.36, "end": 8731.44, "text": " guys on top of the tower please i'm begging i need this tower i just i just keep it back in"}, {"start": 8731.44, "end": 8735.44, "text": " What tower? I'll come show it. Candy cane."}, {"start": 8735.44, "end": 8741.44, "text": " Tire? The candy cane. The massive tower."}, {"start": 8741.44, "end": 8746.44, "text": " Oh, they're on top of that. We're gonna need built for that."}, {"start": 8746.44, "end": 8751.44, "text": " I didn't want to make a hookie. I just made one here."}, {"start": 8751.44, "end": 8754.44, "text": " I threw it up."}, {"start": 8761.44, "end": 8771.44, "text": " Chase, come kill these guys on top of Candy Cane!"}, {"start": 8771.44, "end": 8783.24, "text": " Chase, come kill these guys all the way up!"}, {"start": 8783.24, "end": 8788.24, "text": " On top of the candy cane, the highest candy cane right up here, where I'm flyin'."}, {"start": 8796.24, "end": 8800.24, "text": " Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh."}, {"start": 8800.24, "end": 8802.24, "text": " Has the hot sun got me hotter too?"}, {"start": 8802.24, "end": 8804.24, "text": " No, we've got to have some rest."}, {"start": 8804.24, "end": 8806.24, "text": " Aw, Kurt."}, {"start": 8806.24, "end": 8811.24, "text": " I'm gonna have to get a reset after this one. I think I might be able to get a few seconds."}, {"start": 8811.24, "end": 8818.24, "text": " at least toxic."}, {"start": 8818.24, "end": 8820.24, "text": " Thank you, good sirs."}, {"start": 8820.24, "end": 8827.24, "text": " I think Bill, just chill all those guys on top of the tower."}, {"start": 8836.24, "end": 8838.24, "text": " We made it."}, {"start": 8838.24, "end": 8847.56, "text": " If I had the helicopter up here, I'd for sure die, no doubt."}, {"start": 8847.56, "end": 8848.56, "text": " Let's make money, boys."}, {"start": 8868.24, "end": 8870.24, "text": " Don't do it!"}, {"start": 8870.24, "end": 8875.24, "text": " He's doing it, he's going to come and do it for you."}, {"start": 8875.24, "end": 8878.24, "text": " Oh ho ho ho!"}, {"start": 8878.24, "end": 8883.24, "text": " Oh hey what's going on guys, how y'all doing today?"}, {"start": 8883.24, "end": 8886.24, "text": " You doing well?"}, {"start": 8886.24, "end": 8889.24, "text": " Is that who I think it is?"}, {"start": 8889.24, "end": 8892.24, "text": " Hey what's going on guys?"}, {"start": 8892.24, "end": 8894.96, "text": " Hey, what's going on guys? How y'all doing today? You doing well?"}, {"start": 8896.88, "end": 8897.88, "text": " Is that who I think it is?"}, {"start": 8898.119999999999, "end": 8898.619999999999, "text": " Hey, what's up?"}, {"start": 8899.56, "end": 8901.72, "text": " My name is uh, Michael Jackson."}, {"start": 8903.96, "end": 8905.96, "text": " Oh my gosh. Son of a gun."}, {"start": 8906.96, "end": 8908.68, "text": " Get out of here. Get out of here."}, {"start": 8909.76, "end": 8910.76, "text": " You know what? You can get it too."}, {"start": 8911.76, "end": 8912.76, "text": " You can get it too."}, {"start": 8917.28, "end": 8918.76, "text": " First off, give me your guns."}, {"start": 8919.48, "end": 8920.48, "text": " Give me your backpack."}, {"start": 8920.48, "end": 8923.48, "text": " I hate you and everything that you love."}, {"start": 8923.48, "end": 8926.48, "text": " I'll stop the vehicle, take it out."}, {"start": 8932.48, "end": 8933.48, "text": " Should be good."}, {"start": 8933.48, "end": 8935.48, "text": " Now get your son of a gun."}, {"start": 8935.48, "end": 8936.48, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8936.48, "end": 8937.48, "text": " A piece of garbage."}, {"start": 8937.48, "end": 8939.48, "text": " Get off of my tower!"}, {"start": 8939.48, "end": 8940.48, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8940.48, "end": 8941.48, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 8941.48, "end": 8942.48, "text": " Mommy!"}, {"start": 8942.48, "end": 8944.48, "text": " Get out of here!"}, {"start": 8944.48, "end": 8946.48, "text": " No, see you later!"}, {"start": 8946.48, "end": 8947.48, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 8947.48, "end": 8954.48, "text": " Son of a gun?"}, {"start": 8954.48, "end": 8963.48, "text": " Got him?"}, {"start": 8963.48, "end": 8965.48, "text": " Got him?"}, {"start": 8994.279999999999, "end": 8996.279999999999, "text": " Where's that coming from?"}, {"start": 9007.56, "end": 9009.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9023.48, "end": 9035.96, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm so friendly."}, {"start": 9035.96, "end": 9037.32, "text": " I'm so friendly."}, {"start": 9037.32, "end": 9038.64, "text": " Please don't!"}, {"start": 9038.64, "end": 9044.68, "text": " No no no no no!"}, {"start": 9044.68, "end": 9047.68, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 9047.68, "end": 9049.38, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 9049.380000000001, "end": 9052.380000000001, "text": " Help! Help! Help!"}, {"start": 9056.880000000001, "end": 9057.880000000001, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 9059.880000000001, "end": 9060.880000000001, "text": " Damn it!"}, {"start": 9062.880000000001, "end": 9063.880000000001, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 9073.880000000001, "end": 9074.880000000001, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 9077.880000000001, "end": 9078.880000000001, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 9079.380000000001, "end": 9097.300000000001, "text": " You got this bill rob my nipples bill rob them"}, {"start": 9097.300000000001, "end": 9099.300000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9101.94, "end": 9109.7, "text": " Bill was a pleasure seeing you. I got rid of my smokes"}, {"start": 9109.7, "end": 9126.18, "text": " Once on that ping"}, {"start": 9139.7, "end": 9141.7, "text": " Right over here."}, {"start": 9154.1, "end": 9156.1, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9156.42, "end": 9158.42, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9169.7, "end": 9173.6, "text": " You see"}, {"start": 9189.980000000001, "end": 9191.980000000001, "text": " Need another red belt"}, {"start": 9191.98, "end": 9192.98, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 9192.98, "end": 9193.98, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 9193.98, "end": 9194.98, "text": " He's gone, please!"}, {"start": 9194.98, "end": 9195.98, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 9195.98, "end": 9196.98, "text": " That'll happen."}, {"start": 9196.98, "end": 9197.98, "text": " That'll happen."}, {"start": 9197.98, "end": 9211.539999999999, "text": " Maybe I'll bring a level 3 helmet or a 4 helmet."}, {"start": 9211.539999999999, "end": 9215.58, "text": " I'll take it off your body."}, {"start": 9215.58, "end": 9220.3, "text": " I'm too comfy up there."}, {"start": 9220.300000000001, "end": 9224.980000000001, "text": " If only I had a healing sleep mattress up here, I'd be able to just fall asleep, look"}, {"start": 9224.980000000001, "end": 9227.78, "text": " at the stars, you know."}, {"start": 9227.78, "end": 9229.54, "text": " That fucking-"}, {"start": 9229.54, "end": 9235.78, "text": " That fucking thing took a lot of the time and you couldn't even put your face in it."}, {"start": 9235.78, "end": 9237.7, "text": " I'm out of breath."}, {"start": 9237.7, "end": 9240.320000000002, "text": " I'm out of breath."}, {"start": 9240.320000000002, "end": 9243.16, "text": " I'm out of breath."}, {"start": 9243.16, "end": 9244.16, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 9244.16, "end": 9245.16, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 9245.16, "end": 9261.039999999999, "text": " be advised I think a helicopter's about to land on top of my Johnny I can't thank"}, {"start": 9261.039999999999, "end": 9273.92, "text": " you so much I'm dying so is ranging your sniper really big in this game or could"}, {"start": 9273.92, "end": 9287.44, "text": " you just like eyeball it it's huge you have to arrange"}, {"start": 9293.88, "end": 9301.48, "text": " got it you gotta let me check it over chat just sucks hey you better watch it"}, {"start": 9301.48, "end": 9304.199999999999, "text": " They're about to start slinging it at you. You better be careful now."}, {"start": 9315.56, "end": 9317.56, "text": " What the crap is?"}, {"start": 9323.72, "end": 9325.72, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 9326.359999999999, "end": 9330.8, "text": " Thank you brother Bill. Keep these helicopters away from me."}, {"start": 9331.48, "end": 9335.48, "text": " What's going on around us? I don't know."}, {"start": 9335.48, "end": 9339.48, "text": " Don't worry, everything's fine. Chase is dead, though."}, {"start": 9339.48, "end": 9343.48, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 9343.48, "end": 9347.48, "text": " Hey, it was a pleasure seeing you in about ten minutes."}, {"start": 9347.48, "end": 9351.48, "text": " I'm on the ground, sir. Oh, thank you so much."}, {"start": 9351.48, "end": 9355.48, "text": " Gotcha, brother."}, {"start": 9355.48, "end": 9359.48, "text": " Have a good day."}, {"start": 9359.48, "end": 9361.48, "text": " Have a good day!"}, {"start": 9389.48, "end": 9391.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9395.199999999999, "end": 9397.199999999999, "text": " Did I don't understand I"}, {"start": 9403.279999999999, "end": 9407.24, "text": " Don't I just got it in a ghillie suit game. I just I don't I don't understand"}, {"start": 9408.96, "end": 9415.38, "text": " How am I supposed to range how do I arrange it? I don't understand how you guys are saying the rain we need"}, {"start": 9415.88, "end": 9417.88, "text": " Stop letting me"}, {"start": 9419.48, "end": 9429.6, "text": " Yeah, no, I understand how to range the gun. I don't understand how to get the range of"}, {"start": 9429.6, "end": 9436.6, "text": " the guy. Like how am I supposed to get the range of the guy without a rangefinder?"}, {"start": 9436.6, "end": 9443.6, "text": " They're gonna try to get some reses off, you hear them?"}, {"start": 9453.6, "end": 9456.6, "text": " Uh, requesting the med drop over."}, {"start": 9456.6, "end": 9463.6, "text": " Roger that, on the way over."}, {"start": 9463.6, "end": 9469.140000000001, "text": " I don't have the range finder unlocked, but I can't even if I want to"}, {"start": 9493.6, "end": 9495.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9501.880000000001, "end": 9503.880000000001, "text": " Yo, I root a raw"}, {"start": 9508.56, "end": 9510.56, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 9523.6, "end": 9525.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9530.56, "end": 9532.56, "text": " Revealed"}, {"start": 9538.36, "end": 9543.66, "text": " I know what I'm marking right here that level of magnification you might be able to find you meet"}, {"start": 9553.6, "end": 9566.76, "text": " I don't know what I'm marking but I'm just marking things"}, {"start": 9583.6, "end": 9585.6, "text": " It's not an enemy, it's a virus."}, {"start": 9589.6, "end": 9591.6, "text": " Easy marks, easy marks."}, {"start": 9591.6, "end": 9593.6, "text": " Oh, thank you, good sir. Come on down."}, {"start": 9593.6, "end": 9595.6, "text": " Thank you, good sir. Come on down."}, {"start": 9597.6, "end": 9599.6, "text": " Thank you. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 9599.6, "end": 9601.6, "text": " Pleasure doing business."}, {"start": 9601.6, "end": 9603.6, "text": " Bye, guys!"}, {"start": 9603.6, "end": 9606.6, "text": " Everything's gonna be fine. You got this, Bill!"}, {"start": 9606.6, "end": 9608.6, "text": " You're never gonna die!"}, {"start": 9608.6, "end": 9610.6, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 9613.6, "end": 9635.2, "text": " hold on i hit this all day watch this shit oh mother of god"}, {"start": 9635.2, "end": 9638.2, "text": " I do something that's right next to me."}, {"start": 9641.2, "end": 9643.2, "text": " Okay, never mind."}, {"start": 9647.2, "end": 9649.2, "text": " You still up here?"}, {"start": 9649.2, "end": 9651.2, "text": " Sniper's moved."}, {"start": 9651.2, "end": 9653.2, "text": " We're leveling up our spotter today."}, {"start": 9653.2, "end": 9655.2, "text": " Today is the day of sniping."}, {"start": 9658.2, "end": 9660.2, "text": " What's happening over here?"}, {"start": 9660.2, "end": 9662.2, "text": " I'm shit."}, {"start": 9665.2, "end": 9672.6, "text": " Oh to refresh these oh, what about this this is a marked"}, {"start": 9679.04, "end": 9685.320000000002, "text": " Hey refresh this yo I have all that anti-air marked"}, {"start": 9685.32, "end": 9711.26, "text": " What watch this are you kidding me"}, {"start": 9715.32, "end": 9722.32, "text": " Haha!"}, {"start": 9722.32, "end": 9731.32, "text": " Bullseye!"}, {"start": 9731.32, "end": 9736.32, "text": " Bullseye."}, {"start": 9736.32, "end": 9738.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9751.98, "end": 9753.98, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 9766.32, "end": 9782.36, "text": " I'm gonna lose my shit for this AA."}, {"start": 9782.36, "end": 9783.36, "text": " They're all marked."}, {"start": 9783.36, "end": 9784.36, "text": " That's marked, everybody."}, {"start": 9784.36, "end": 9785.36, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9785.36, "end": 9787.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9796.960000000001, "end": 9798.960000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, wait"}, {"start": 9806.84, "end": 9808.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9808.84, "end": 9813.84, "text": " Oh, nice little bitches."}, {"start": 9820.960000000001, "end": 9822.32, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 9824.64, "end": 9827.64, "text": " Hello, war dogs!"}, {"start": 9838.84, "end": 9850.44, "text": " I have the high ground Anakin. I have the high ground. Oh they have no problem"}, {"start": 9850.44, "end": 9854.68, "text": " shoot me. They have no problem shoot me."}, {"start": 9859.68, "end": 9863.04, "text": " Don't forget about me."}, {"start": 9863.04, "end": 9870.04, "text": " I am the high ground Anakin, they'll never expect this peak."}, {"start": 9870.04, "end": 9874.04, "text": " They expected it."}, {"start": 9874.04, "end": 9879.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9879.04, "end": 9884.04, "text": " Refresh that."}, {"start": 9884.04, "end": 9889.04, "text": " Gosh, they hate me!"}, {"start": 9889.04, "end": 9894.04, "text": " God, they hate me!"}, {"start": 9894.04, "end": 9900.04, "text": " Motherfucker!"}, {"start": 9900.04, "end": 9907.04, "text": " Oh, this down here!"}, {"start": 9907.04, "end": 9913.04, "text": " What did I do to you?"}, {"start": 9913.04, "end": 9914.240000000002, "text": " Oh, this down here."}, {"start": 9915.44, "end": 9915.94, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9917.44, "end": 9918.640000000001, "text": " What did I do to you?"}, {"start": 9922.640000000001, "end": 9923.04, "text": " Yo,"}, {"start": 9923.740000000002, "end": 9925.34, "text": " Sim, can you do something?"}, {"start": 9929.04, "end": 9930.140000000001, "text": " We're completely done."}, {"start": 9930.140000000001, "end": 9932.240000000002, "text": " Sim, what the hell are you guys doing, man?"}, {"start": 9932.240000000002, "end": 9934.240000000002, "text": " I'm up here doing the Lord's work,"}, {"start": 9934.44, "end": 9935.34, "text": " pinging everything."}, {"start": 9935.34, "end": 9936.240000000002, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 9937.140000000001, "end": 9937.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9939.44, "end": 9940.84, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 9941.240000000002, "end": 9942.240000000002, "text": " What are you doing, man?"}, {"start": 9943.04, "end": 9950.04, "text": " I'm trying not to die."}, {"start": 9950.04, "end": 9952.720000000001, "text": " Sniping in this game actually sucks major ball sack."}, {"start": 9952.720000000001, "end": 9954.720000000001, "text": " I'm just going to go ahead and put it out there."}, {"start": 9954.720000000001, "end": 9957.720000000001, "text": " It is the worst."}, {"start": 9957.720000000001, "end": 9961.720000000001, "text": " Oh, bye guys."}, {"start": 9961.720000000001, "end": 9966.720000000001, "text": " Is he inside or where?"}, {"start": 9966.720000000001, "end": 9967.720000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9967.72, "end": 9997.16, "text": " what is wrong with these people"}, {"start": 9997.72, "end": 10004.72, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10005.84, "end": 10012.84, "text": " the hundred of them down there"}, {"start": 10017.56, "end": 10021.56, "text": " keep your still dead"}, {"start": 10021.56, "end": 10023.56, "text": " Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Bullfie!"}, {"start": 10037.56, "end": 10039.56, "text": " Oh man, got me, let's go!"}, {"start": 10040.56, "end": 10042.56, "text": " It's not safe, it's not safe at all!"}, {"start": 10042.56, "end": 10044.56, "text": " I think Tyman was over here a while ago."}, {"start": 10044.56, "end": 10045.56, "text": " Oh, Tyman's dead."}, {"start": 10045.56, "end": 10047.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10065.88, "end": 10068.199999999999, "text": " Sam can you do something"}, {"start": 10075.56, "end": 10092.16, "text": " You think you have a rough man I'm sitting on top of this tower marking everybody and we haven't killed nobody yet"}, {"start": 10096.64, "end": 10098.64, "text": " I mean what are you doing?"}, {"start": 10099.279999999999, "end": 10101.279999999999, "text": " hanging around"}, {"start": 10105.56, "end": 10113.439999999999, "text": " You know when I'm up here and I'm sniping I've come to the realization of how"}, {"start": 10113.439999999999, "end": 10120.56, "text": " truly patient people are like these dudes have been just holding me and making"}, {"start": 10120.56, "end": 10129.279999999999, "text": " sure that I don't kill anybody for forever oh yeah it never stops bro it's"}, {"start": 10129.28, "end": 10142.480000000001, "text": " it's truly like incredible it's it's typical really hard refresh refreshing all the pinks"}, {"start": 10148.560000000001, "end": 10151.12, "text": " there yeah it's all still pinked i'm refreshing everything"}, {"start": 10159.28, "end": 10187.800000000001, "text": " Nobody bombed in ETA, two minutes."}, {"start": 10187.800000000001, "end": 10189.800000000001, "text": " All righty, it's all been refreshed."}, {"start": 10191.300000000001, "end": 10192.800000000001, "text": " Thank you, sir."}, {"start": 10193.300000000001, "end": 10194.300000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 10205.300000000001, "end": 10207.300000000001, "text": " Where'd you go? Where'd you go?"}, {"start": 10207.300000000001, "end": 10232.660000000002, "text": " This game what is that hit get out of my way"}, {"start": 10238.1, "end": 10243.02, "text": " I'm done shooting at people bro why is what is this?"}, {"start": 10249.460000000001, "end": 10251.460000000001, "text": " How in the hell"}, {"start": 10257.1, "end": 10262.500000000002, "text": " Easy money bro, how is that not a hit dude"}, {"start": 10267.300000000001, "end": 10277.300000000001, "text": " I can't be stuck because of you got anything."}, {"start": 10277.300000000001, "end": 10289.300000000001, "text": " If that was my shadow, I'd have done a fuckin' twink!"}, {"start": 10289.300000000001, "end": 10299.300000000001, "text": " pull the clip pull the clip"}, {"start": 10299.300000000001, "end": 10310.300000000001, "text": " did I fall did I fall anyone know if I fell am I still up here"}, {"start": 10310.300000000001, "end": 10321.300000000001, "text": " Requesting arrest, over."}, {"start": 10321.300000000001, "end": 10336.060000000001, "text": " Well, there's actually no way."}, {"start": 10351.300000000001, "end": 10358.300000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, uh, Yo-Hatch, I have a question."}, {"start": 10358.300000000001, "end": 10361.300000000001, "text": " What, bro?"}, {"start": 10361.300000000001, "end": 10374.300000000001, "text": " What, what could you possibly want from me?"}, {"start": 10374.300000000001, "end": 10378.300000000001, "text": " Uh, were you, uh, a little birdie, I don't know if this is real, they're saying you"}, {"start": 10378.300000000001, "end": 10387.1, "text": " shooting your shadow again but there's no way right no I don't actually believe"}, {"start": 10387.1, "end": 10391.900000000001, "text": " that I'm just making sure they're lying because I don't think you would do that"}, {"start": 10394.420000000002, "end": 10398.420000000002, "text": " wait here's a clip"}, {"start": 10408.300000000001, "end": 10410.300000000001, "text": " that's"}, {"start": 10410.62, "end": 10411.62, "text": " no no no"}, {"start": 10411.62, "end": 10415.900000000001, "text": " your ability to find your shooter to earn a shadow each game is incredible"}, {"start": 10420.54, "end": 10421.54, "text": " no no no no no"}, {"start": 10421.54, "end": 10422.54, "text": " i gotta show this"}, {"start": 10422.54, "end": 10423.54, "text": " i gotta show"}, {"start": 10423.54, "end": 10424.54, "text": " ho ho ho"}, {"start": 10424.54, "end": 10426.04, "text": " chat hold on hold on hold on"}, {"start": 10426.04, "end": 10427.54, "text": " i gotta show it on this pc hold on"}, {"start": 10427.54, "end": 10428.54, "text": " hold on hold on hold on"}, {"start": 10428.54, "end": 10429.54, "text": " i gotta show"}, {"start": 10430.94, "end": 10431.94, "text": " hold on"}, {"start": 10431.94, "end": 10433.44, "text": " nah that's cute"}, {"start": 10433.44, "end": 10434.44, "text": " hold on"}, {"start": 10438.300000000001, "end": 10445.300000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10445.94, "end": 10452.94, "text": " did I look at this right on that of the book and monitor"}, {"start": 10455.740000000002, "end": 10458.740000000002, "text": " all"}, {"start": 10458.740000000002, "end": 10465.740000000002, "text": " all"}, {"start": 10468.300000000001, "end": 10473.340000000002, "text": " fun wait is this the wrong clip dude oh wait this is the wrong clip this is the wrong clip"}, {"start": 10476.54, "end": 10477.820000000002, "text": " right all right"}, {"start": 10481.900000000001, "end": 10483.420000000002, "text": " yo"}, {"start": 10484.140000000001, "end": 10486.300000000001, "text": " 15 more years of being fat"}, {"start": 10488.54, "end": 10489.740000000002, "text": " all right i think this one's better"}, {"start": 10491.340000000002, "end": 10494.86, "text": " this oh shit how have i watched your ass this long"}, {"start": 10494.86, "end": 10508.54, "text": " the shoots and then bro yo oh my god yo he's no he's got to be trolling"}, {"start": 10508.54, "end": 10517.900000000001, "text": " you're no but he's trolling for sure he's good for me he has to be he has"}, {"start": 10517.9, "end": 10519.9, "text": " There's no way"}, {"start": 10521.619999999999, "end": 10523.619999999999, "text": " No, that's not no"}, {"start": 10525.42, "end": 10529.22, "text": " No, he's trolling he's trolling yeah, there is no way"}, {"start": 10539.74, "end": 10542.74, "text": " No, he eats cook for me he's good for me he has to be"}, {"start": 10543.98, "end": 10547.0, "text": " Brother there is no way that he is real"}, {"start": 10547.9, "end": 10553.26, "text": " there is no way well any fucking fool mutated in the discord so I can't even"}, {"start": 10553.26, "end": 10561.22, "text": " talk to you know team I don't know if hush is being serious or not but he"}, {"start": 10561.22, "end": 10565.74, "text": " just shot a shadow five times on this game oh hush is muted I had to come"}, {"start": 10565.74, "end": 10570.94, "text": " shit oh lemma do you see that bro that is a bad shot oh and he's gotta be"}, {"start": 10570.94, "end": 10575.46, "text": " the first time yeah that's why they would it's gotta be fake it's gotta be"}, {"start": 10575.460000000001, "end": 10577.460000000001, "text": " It's not the first time he's done it."}, {"start": 10577.460000000001, "end": 10578.460000000001, "text": " He's watching you?"}, {"start": 10578.460000000001, "end": 10583.26, "text": " Yo, Hunch, if you're not good funnier, you need to go to your local optometrist immediately,"}, {"start": 10583.26, "end": 10584.26, "text": " brother, because that was..."}, {"start": 10584.26, "end": 10589.1, "text": " He needs to get a brain examination, send them in for an MRI."}, {"start": 10589.1, "end": 10590.1, "text": " Dude, anything."}, {"start": 10590.1, "end": 10591.1, "text": " That was bad."}, {"start": 10591.1, "end": 10596.94, "text": " I don't know if it's like, monitor is broken or something."}, {"start": 10596.94, "end": 10598.94, "text": " Dude, that was bad."}, {"start": 10598.94, "end": 10600.94, "text": " Something's broken, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 10600.94, "end": 10604.94, "text": " In terms of the score, Jack has been trying to get through like 30 minutes and I'm just not..."}, {"start": 10616.94, "end": 10619.94, "text": " Hey, what's going on boys? Where's everyone dad? What's going on?"}, {"start": 10624.94, "end": 10625.94, "text": " Guys?"}, {"start": 10628.94, "end": 10638.94, "text": " Do you want it happen again?"}, {"start": 10668.94, "end": 10670.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10672.18, "end": 10674.18, "text": " Anybody rest me"}, {"start": 10683.7, "end": 10685.7, "text": " Chat let me"}, {"start": 10687.42, "end": 10692.36, "text": " This one makes them very clear if I catch any of you fucking people"}, {"start": 10694.220000000001, "end": 10696.220000000001, "text": " Going anywhere with this clip"}, {"start": 10696.22, "end": 10701.099999999999, "text": " I'm gonna I'm gonna ban you so fast"}, {"start": 10702.66, "end": 10705.9, "text": " I'm gonna ban all of you so quickly"}, {"start": 10706.42, "end": 10712.06, "text": " It was you know what you're right. It was I was I it was a bait clip. You're right"}, {"start": 10712.9, "end": 10714.9, "text": " It was yep"}, {"start": 10715.9, "end": 10719.38, "text": " Yes, it was I did it all for the clips and the clicks"}, {"start": 10720.099999999999, "end": 10722.46, "text": " Because I'm a genius and I did it on purpose"}, {"start": 10722.460000000001, "end": 10730.060000000001, "text": " I recognize that it was my shadow and I played it up for the clip 100% that is exactly what I did"}, {"start": 10732.660000000002, "end": 10736.380000000001, "text": " That's exactly what I did I'm a genius"}, {"start": 10738.580000000002, "end": 10744.18, "text": " Easy peasy somebody band gaff honestly at this point band gaff"}, {"start": 10745.380000000001, "end": 10747.380000000001, "text": " Phantom"}, {"start": 10748.94, "end": 10750.94, "text": " That doesn't sound good"}, {"start": 10752.460000000001, "end": 10759.460000000001, "text": " No, do not show peanut or summit guys."}, {"start": 10759.460000000001, "end": 10761.460000000001, "text": " Guys, please."}, {"start": 10761.460000000001, "end": 10763.460000000001, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 10763.460000000001, "end": 10767.460000000001, "text": " This entire island is telling my fucking head in."}, {"start": 10767.460000000001, "end": 10769.460000000001, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 10769.460000000001, "end": 10774.460000000001, "text": " Touched so k. I have shot at very convincing bushes while deer hunting before."}, {"start": 10774.460000000001, "end": 10776.460000000001, "text": " We still love you."}, {"start": 10776.460000000001, "end": 10781.460000000001, "text": " I have a gift."}, {"start": 10781.460000000001, "end": 10782.740000000002, "text": " I have a gift."}, {"start": 10782.740000000002, "end": 10785.060000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10785.060000000001, "end": 10785.900000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10785.900000000001, "end": 10788.660000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10788.660000000002, "end": 10790.460000000001, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 10790.460000000001, "end": 10792.580000000002, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 10792.580000000002, "end": 10794.18, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10794.18, "end": 10797.740000000002, "text": " Do you, by chance, have a sniper as well that I can borrow?"}, {"start": 10804.34, "end": 10807.54, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 10807.54, "end": 10811.060000000001, "text": " Does this work as a marker as well?"}, {"start": 10811.06, "end": 10815.22, "text": " my man thank you good sir thank you good sir"}, {"start": 10818.5, "end": 10821.3, "text": " gotta go level three armor gotta go level three armor"}, {"start": 10822.82, "end": 10827.3, "text": " we go here and then what kind of ammo can i get for this"}, {"start": 10831.859999999999, "end": 10832.66, "text": " ap rounds"}, {"start": 10832.66, "end": 10853.44, "text": " beautiful and then we'll get some meds will this work as a marker yes it will"}, {"start": 10853.44, "end": 10858.640000000001, "text": " Okay, thank you. Oh, hey, Belle. You might put me on top of candy cane"}, {"start": 10864.32, "end": 10866.32, "text": " I'm not gonna shoot my shadows"}, {"start": 10883.44, "end": 10885.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10893.84, "end": 10895.84, "text": " Heard over"}, {"start": 10902.68, "end": 10904.68, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 10907.68, "end": 10909.68, "text": " Hey guys"}, {"start": 10909.68, "end": 10914.68, "text": " I need you to be honest with me bro, was that fun dude?"}, {"start": 10914.68, "end": 10917.68, "text": " 100%"}, {"start": 10917.68, "end": 10921.68, "text": " 100% from moment one to the moment it happened"}, {"start": 10921.68, "end": 10925.68, "text": " I recognized it, I saw the opportunity"}, {"start": 10925.68, "end": 10930.68, "text": " You know, no doubt, no doubt it was all part of my genius plan sim"}, {"start": 10933.68, "end": 10935.68, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 10936.36, "end": 10942.66, "text": " That's why I need a real authentic streamer like her JD who does fortnight fashion shows. Yeah, smash and pass"}, {"start": 10944.16, "end": 10950.52, "text": " Okay, let me clear. I never did pass that was second pk folks. He's just an idiot started a room in front of 75,000 people"}, {"start": 10953.0, "end": 10956.76, "text": " Cuz he's got the IQ of a fish. Oh that might be rude to fish"}, {"start": 10958.48, "end": 10963.06, "text": " Okay, that's like that good. He's this friend. I was gonna say like this"}, {"start": 10963.06, "end": 10967.1, "text": " I was really doing fashion shows in real life."}, {"start": 10967.1, "end": 10969.1, "text": " Would you say Tyler?"}, {"start": 10969.1, "end": 10973.34, "text": " I said you should do a real life fashion show in Shaq and Vodafil, smash or pass on your"}, {"start": 10973.34, "end": 10974.34, "text": " outfit."}, {"start": 10974.34, "end": 10980.5, "text": " As much as some of these other fashion shows I do in the heartbeat."}, {"start": 10980.5, "end": 10986.14, "text": " Yo, bro, all I know is I've been marking these things."}, {"start": 10986.14, "end": 10992.58, "text": " Okay, also, I'm seeing a lot of slander, guys, guys, did that not catch anyone's"}, {"start": 10992.58, "end": 10999.38, "text": " attention I peeked over and there's a dude staring at me yes it was myself but"}, {"start": 10999.38, "end": 11006.02, "text": " that anybody would have thought the same wait so was it good for me no it was"}, {"start": 11006.02, "end": 11012.26, "text": " 100% bro come on you're you're fine yeah I really think I was put funny that was"}, {"start": 11012.26, "end": 11015.62, "text": " not clip for me you need to realize and this might hurt hut just feelings"}, {"start": 11015.62, "end": 11022.42, "text": " hutch and tim the tap man come from the same gamer DNA okay and I'm sorry"}, {"start": 11022.42, "end": 11024.42, "text": " Sometimes people need to be real with you"}, {"start": 11024.9, "end": 11030.3, "text": " That was a Tim the Tapman level moment and when Hutch is at his worst he goes into Tim the Tapman level"}, {"start": 11030.66, "end": 11035.06, "text": " Whether it's the titties the game playing. Oh my god, or the be nice"}, {"start": 11035.78, "end": 11037.78, "text": " Yeah, oh"}, {"start": 11037.78, "end": 11039.78, "text": " That was not performing you need to go to the doctor"}, {"start": 11040.54, "end": 11045.62, "text": " He knew the doctor for nose-reducing surgery Sam you fucking nostril bitch"}, {"start": 11047.74, "end": 11049.74, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 11052.42, "end": 11053.26, "text": " How'd I just-"}, {"start": 11053.26, "end": 11055.88, "text": " I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop!"}, {"start": 11055.88, "end": 11057.0, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11057.0, "end": 11057.5, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 11058.5, "end": 11059.34, "text": " I'm kidding, look out."}, {"start": 11059.34, "end": 11060.62, "text": " The nose is too far!"}, {"start": 11061.38, "end": 11064.54, "text": " I just cut him a basic 5.3, so I'll be able to make it, bro."}, {"start": 11069.82, "end": 11070.82, "text": " I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 11072.26, "end": 11073.62, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 11074.38, "end": 11077.460000000001, "text": " He looks like everybody, make sure to get yourself mattressed today!"}, {"start": 11077.460000000001, "end": 11080.06, "text": " God, I'm during a sponsor segment!"}, {"start": 11080.06, "end": 11083.019999999999, "text": " I wonder if Ninja would still pay for my nose job like you offered"}, {"start": 11087.699999999999, "end": 11089.699999999999, "text": " Oh sound Jake"}, {"start": 11098.18, "end": 11100.18, "text": " What are you saying, huh"}, {"start": 11110.74, "end": 11116.859999999999, "text": " Yep come with me brother Bill right down here come on down. We're bringing them with us"}, {"start": 11125.06, "end": 11128.019999999999, "text": " This is your fault and your wife's carrot cake fault"}, {"start": 11132.019999999999, "end": 11134.019999999999, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11134.02, "end": 11141.02, "text": " Kill dead, those- Oh, God!"}, {"start": 11141.02, "end": 11158.02, "text": " That might be my worst game to record."}, {"start": 11158.02, "end": 11165.02, "text": " I think the bush is..."}, {"start": 11179.32, "end": 11182.62, "text": " Nobody cares about your wife and your carrot cake!"}, {"start": 11182.62, "end": 11186.02, "text": " Shut up over there!"}, {"start": 11186.02, "end": 11187.220000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11187.22, "end": 11188.42, "text": " Nobody cares!"}, {"start": 11189.22, "end": 11192.72, "text": " I don't care about your wife and I don't care about your carrot cake!"}, {"start": 11196.72, "end": 11197.72, "text": " Get over here!"}, {"start": 11201.72, "end": 11203.92, "text": " Taking you somewhere no one will ever find you."}, {"start": 11206.22, "end": 11208.72, "text": " But my wife needs me to eat her carrot cake-"}, {"start": 11208.72, "end": 11214.92, "text": " No! No! Your wife is not- You're not gonna get that carrot cake! You're not!"}, {"start": 11214.92, "end": 11237.7, "text": " get over here man. Tyler listening to you. You're coming over here. You watch your language."}, {"start": 11237.7, "end": 11240.02, "text": " You watch your language."}, {"start": 11240.02, "end": 11241.02, "text": " You watch."}, {"start": 11241.02, "end": 11244.18, "text": " You would disgrace my wife's carrot cake."}, {"start": 11244.18, "end": 11249.140000000001, "text": " No, I didn't disgrace your wife's carrot cake."}, {"start": 11249.140000000001, "end": 11252.7, "text": " I bet your wife, do you know what, I'll go eat your wife's carrot cake."}, {"start": 11252.7, "end": 11253.7, "text": " How about that?"}, {"start": 11253.7, "end": 11254.7, "text": " Go on."}, {"start": 11254.7, "end": 11255.7, "text": " Say it."}, {"start": 11255.7, "end": 11256.7, "text": " Say what?"}, {"start": 11256.7, "end": 11257.7, "text": " Say it."}, {"start": 11257.7, "end": 11258.7, "text": " Say what?"}, {"start": 11258.7, "end": 11259.7, "text": " Don't pick anything up."}, {"start": 11259.7, "end": 11260.7, "text": " You're coming with me."}, {"start": 11260.7, "end": 11267.300000000001, "text": " Don't pick anything up. You're coming with me"}, {"start": 11269.740000000002, "end": 11272.740000000002, "text": " Let's go come on you're a prisoner for"}, {"start": 11275.26, "end": 11277.94, "text": " That wasn't me brother that was not me he's dead"}, {"start": 11281.34, "end": 11283.34, "text": " Boss was that you"}, {"start": 11283.34, "end": 11286.94, "text": " Don't shoot him boss."}, {"start": 11286.94, "end": 11288.82, "text": " That's a war crime."}, {"start": 11288.82, "end": 11293.54, "text": " You want to get, will you get him up, do you have a defense?"}, {"start": 11293.54, "end": 11295.02, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 11295.02, "end": 11297.18, "text": " Mosk, get your ass over here."}, {"start": 11297.18, "end": 11298.62, "text": " Asian, do you got a defense?"}, {"start": 11298.62, "end": 11299.62, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11299.62, "end": 11303.14, "text": " I didn't have a defense."}, {"start": 11303.14, "end": 11304.94, "text": " All right, he's our prisoner of war."}, {"start": 11304.94, "end": 11305.94, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 11305.94, "end": 11306.94, "text": " No, thank you."}, {"start": 11306.94, "end": 11307.94, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 11307.94, "end": 11308.94, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 11308.94, "end": 11310.94, "text": " Do we go to my wife?"}, {"start": 11310.94, "end": 11315.1, "text": " Wait, let me mark you real quick. All right, there we go. All right. Come on. Let's go"}, {"start": 11318.54, "end": 11320.74, "text": " So how long have you been in the war?"}, {"start": 11328.140000000001, "end": 11334.300000000001, "text": " Yes, there there is seven days in a week this is true he's not lying everyone is a lot of things, but he's not a liar"}, {"start": 11334.300000000001, "end": 11337.300000000001, "text": " Seven days and a week!"}, {"start": 11338.300000000001, "end": 11340.300000000001, "text": " That's good. That's good."}, {"start": 11340.300000000001, "end": 11343.300000000001, "text": " It's like this. It's 14 days."}, {"start": 11343.300000000001, "end": 11347.300000000001, "text": " Is carrot cake your favorite type of cake?"}, {"start": 11349.300000000001, "end": 11351.300000000001, "text": " Carrot cake!"}, {"start": 11351.300000000001, "end": 11352.300000000001, "text": " Carrot cake!"}, {"start": 11352.300000000001, "end": 11354.300000000001, "text": " I just never talking about cake."}, {"start": 11355.300000000001, "end": 11359.300000000001, "text": " Carrot cake, mud cake, blueberry cake."}, {"start": 11361.300000000001, "end": 11363.300000000001, "text": " It's good. It's good."}, {"start": 11363.300000000001, "end": 11367.300000000001, "text": " That's good. Come on, we're gonna take you to our tower."}, {"start": 11367.300000000001, "end": 11379.300000000001, "text": " I know, so my wife promised me if I get 30 kills, she will gift me 10 subs on Twitch, but she will use my bank card. Thanks for the counts."}, {"start": 11379.300000000001, "end": 11383.300000000001, "text": " I mean, it's a good deal. It is a good deal."}, {"start": 11383.300000000001, "end": 11387.300000000001, "text": " That is a good deal."}, {"start": 11387.300000000001, "end": 11389.300000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11389.640000000001, "end": 11393.160000000002, "text": " There's some some packages here out of the five branch"}, {"start": 11394.480000000001, "end": 11397.840000000002, "text": " Guys you're coming in with a prisoner. We're coming in with a prisoner"}, {"start": 11399.78, "end": 11405.12, "text": " Hmm. Oh, you don't want to know give him some drugs"}, {"start": 11408.480000000001, "end": 11410.480000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11417.300000000001, "end": 11430.300000000001, "text": " We got to save them covering fire get them up get them up come on"}, {"start": 11430.300000000001, "end": 11431.300000000001, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 11433.300000000001, "end": 11434.300000000001, "text": " Airbus!"}, {"start": 11438.300000000001, "end": 11439.300000000001, "text": " Fuck off!"}, {"start": 11440.300000000001, "end": 11441.300000000001, "text": " How does he keep dying?"}, {"start": 11442.300000000001, "end": 11443.300000000001, "text": " Get him up!"}, {"start": 11450.300000000001, "end": 11451.300000000001, "text": " They're in the windows."}, {"start": 11452.300000000001, "end": 11454.300000000001, "text": " Give him some drugs, give him some drugs."}, {"start": 11456.300000000001, "end": 11459.300000000001, "text": " No, do not give him a gun, whatever you do, do not give him a gun."}, {"start": 11460.300000000001, "end": 11462.300000000001, "text": " My watch"}, {"start": 11470.800000000001, "end": 11477.300000000001, "text": " You know take that block and go get them go get them go get them you got this you got this"}, {"start": 11490.300000000001, "end": 11497.080000000002, "text": " Hey, guys, give carrot cakes to Mambo."}, {"start": 11497.080000000002, "end": 11501.52, "text": " Let's see him work."}, {"start": 11501.52, "end": 11506.86, "text": " Here, you know what carrot cake?"}, {"start": 11506.86, "end": 11508.54, "text": " Here's a Mosin's."}, {"start": 11508.54, "end": 11509.54, "text": " Go get him."}, {"start": 11509.54, "end": 11510.54, "text": " You got this carrot cake."}, {"start": 11510.54, "end": 11511.54, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 11511.54, "end": 11512.54, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11512.54, "end": 11513.54, "text": " There's the beds."}, {"start": 11513.54, "end": 11514.54, "text": " There's the beds."}, {"start": 11514.54, "end": 11515.54, "text": " And I want a shant."}, {"start": 11515.54, "end": 11516.54, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 11516.54, "end": 11517.54, "text": " Carrot cake."}, {"start": 11517.54, "end": 11519.54, "text": " come on"}, {"start": 11519.54, "end": 11521.54, "text": " carry cake"}, {"start": 11521.54, "end": 11523.54, "text": " carry cake"}, {"start": 11523.54, "end": 11525.54, "text": " carry cake"}, {"start": 11525.54, "end": 11527.54, "text": " carry cake"}, {"start": 11527.54, "end": 11529.54, "text": " there you go"}, {"start": 11529.54, "end": 11531.54, "text": " i got these emits"}, {"start": 11531.54, "end": 11533.54, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 11533.54, "end": 11535.54, "text": " oh my"}, {"start": 11535.54, "end": 11537.54, "text": " there you go"}, {"start": 11539.54, "end": 11541.54, "text": " it's a tree"}, {"start": 11543.54, "end": 11545.54, "text": " ok my wife is watching me"}, {"start": 11545.54, "end": 11547.54, "text": " Let me focus"}, {"start": 11554.1, "end": 11558.5, "text": " You got this carrot cake you got this carrot cake"}, {"start": 11559.86, "end": 11563.62, "text": " Shoot up. He's up there. He missed kill him"}, {"start": 11570.140000000001, "end": 11573.140000000001, "text": " Good game boys good game good game"}, {"start": 11575.86, "end": 11579.740000000002, "text": " Great job. Why are you saying hutch? Why are you saying great job hutch sim?"}, {"start": 11583.42, "end": 11588.86, "text": " I'm proud that you're able to get up and walk to the bathroom without breaking that schnauzer every day"}, {"start": 11599.580000000002, "end": 11601.580000000002, "text": " Jack"}, {"start": 11601.820000000002, "end": 11603.820000000002, "text": " Jack was in that game the whole time"}, {"start": 11605.54, "end": 11609.02, "text": " I was actually in my own game, hunch."}, {"start": 11609.02, "end": 11611.460000000001, "text": " How'd your game go?"}, {"start": 11611.460000000001, "end": 11615.7, "text": " Well, you were muted, but I told the boys I was doing the new, I kind of give you the"}, {"start": 11615.7, "end": 11617.86, "text": " courage, shady meta updates of each day."}, {"start": 11617.86, "end": 11618.86, "text": " Oh yeah, sure."}, {"start": 11618.86, "end": 11622.02, "text": " The new meta has been discovered if you want to level up medic."}, {"start": 11622.02, "end": 11623.820000000002, "text": " Okay, what is that?"}, {"start": 11623.820000000002, "end": 11627.26, "text": " It's called becoming the drug dealer."}, {"start": 11627.26, "end": 11631.94, "text": " And you buy 25 stims and you run in the hot zone and stim every teammate and you"}, {"start": 11631.94, "end": 11639.18, "text": " get a thousand dollars per stim and medic and medic xp and so expect it's"}, {"start": 11639.18, "end": 11642.9, "text": " starting to pick up steam so expect to get jabbed today"}, {"start": 11642.9, "end": 11650.66, "text": " are they clean needles at least I got mine from skid row here in LA"}, {"start": 11691.94, "end": 11694.94, "text": " and Hutch, I know what I really want your opinion on this, mainly."}, {"start": 11694.94, "end": 11695.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11695.94, "end": 11699.94, "text": " I think potatoes are the most overrated side of food."}, {"start": 11699.94, "end": 11702.94, "text": " Oh, dude, you're lucky I don't ban you."}, {"start": 11702.94, "end": 11704.94, "text": " You're lucky I don't ban you."}, {"start": 11704.94, "end": 11705.94, "text": " Yeah, but I have the option."}, {"start": 11705.94, "end": 11711.94, "text": " If I have the option, I would like a rice side or a pasta side versus a potato side."}, {"start": 11711.94, "end": 11713.94, "text": " I will always choose the right one."}, {"start": 11713.94, "end": 11715.94, "text": " You realize who you're saying this to?"}, {"start": 11715.94, "end": 11718.94, "text": " You're saying this to a redneck, brother."}, {"start": 11718.94, "end": 11720.94, "text": " We have potatoes in every meal."}, {"start": 11720.94, "end": 11724.62, "text": " We have it for breakfast. We have it for lunch. We have it for dinner"}, {"start": 11726.58, "end": 11731.560000000001, "text": " Every day potatoes is like a staple to the redneck community"}, {"start": 11733.82, "end": 11742.7, "text": " Make potatoes sweet potatoes, you know French fries loaded potatoes. I mean dude potatoes is just"}, {"start": 11743.54, "end": 11749.34, "text": " Every morning you having them with your eggs and your bacon every evening you having them with whatever you're eating"}, {"start": 11749.34, "end": 11755.380000000001, "text": " they grow in the garden so easy."}, {"start": 11755.380000000001, "end": 11758.380000000001, "text": " I mean potatoes are a staple."}, {"start": 11758.380000000001, "end": 11761.380000000001, "text": " They grow in the garden so easy."}, {"start": 11761.380000000001, "end": 11763.380000000001, "text": " They are everything else."}, {"start": 11763.380000000001, "end": 11765.380000000001, "text": " The pain in the ass."}, {"start": 11765.380000000001, "end": 11767.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, we're ready."}, {"start": 11767.380000000001, "end": 11769.380000000001, "text": " If you are hash browns."}, {"start": 11769.380000000001, "end": 11771.380000000001, "text": " Amen."}, {"start": 11771.380000000001, "end": 11773.380000000001, "text": " We're at 92."}, {"start": 11773.380000000001, "end": 11775.380000000001, "text": " We're talking about potatoes right now."}, {"start": 11775.380000000001, "end": 11777.380000000001, "text": " The worst side of Thanksgiving"}, {"start": 11777.380000000001, "end": 11782.880000000001, "text": " Cash potatoes are overrated bro. You're telling me mashed potatoes and gravy"}, {"start": 11783.54, "end": 11787.54, "text": " With Hawaiian asses overrated your fucking that's fucking that's"}, {"start": 11789.660000000002, "end": 11796.900000000001, "text": " Potatoes and gravy is a staple how there you Thanksgiving how dare you do you hate America courage?"}, {"start": 11796.900000000001, "end": 11802.420000000002, "text": " Is that what this is? Do you hate America? I mean you already live in California. You're 50%"}, {"start": 11804.420000000002, "end": 11806.980000000001, "text": " You know you basically a communist at this point"}, {"start": 11807.380000000001, "end": 11809.94, "text": " I just don't like potatoes men"}, {"start": 11812.78, "end": 11820.060000000001, "text": " That's coming here and I hear mashed potatoes slander I know dude. I know he's getting my blood pressure all worked up"}, {"start": 11820.140000000001, "end": 11822.140000000001, "text": " What did you invite me to?"}, {"start": 11824.26, "end": 11826.26, "text": " One of the most overrated meals is"}, {"start": 11826.980000000001, "end": 11832.18, "text": " Going to a steakhouse and just getting a steak and a side of mashed potatoes to okay"}, {"start": 11832.18, "end": 11835.48, "text": " Honestly, well, I'll agree with that mistake."}, {"start": 11835.48, "end": 11837.08, "text": " I'd rather go to a fun restaurant"}, {"start": 11837.08, "end": 11838.58, "text": " and get a bunch of different plates and traffic."}, {"start": 11838.58, "end": 11839.92, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 11839.92, "end": 11841.78, "text": " Steakhouses are hell overrated."}, {"start": 11841.78, "end": 11843.68, "text": " I can make a damn good steak at home."}, {"start": 11843.68, "end": 11847.52, "text": " I can make a better steak than a steakhouse at home, even."}, {"start": 11847.52, "end": 11848.720000000001, "text": " I don't disagree with that."}, {"start": 11848.720000000001, "end": 11851.12, "text": " You can get a better piece of meat."}, {"start": 11851.12, "end": 11853.06, "text": " But we're not talking about potatoes right now."}, {"start": 11853.06, "end": 11854.12, "text": " We're talking about steak."}, {"start": 11854.12, "end": 11854.6, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 11854.6, "end": 11855.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11855.4, "end": 11856.24, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 11856.24, "end": 11857.56, "text": " But like, back to the Thanksgiving,"}, {"start": 11857.56, "end": 11859.14, "text": " now I'm still fucking pissed."}, {"start": 11859.14, "end": 11859.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11859.64, "end": 11861.0, "text": " I mean, my bad."}, {"start": 11861.0, "end": 11864.52, "text": " Bro, you're telling me Thanksgiving doesn't roll around, okay?"}, {"start": 11864.52, "end": 11869.8, "text": " Thanksgiving doesn't roll around and you aren't looking forward to taking mashed potatoes and gravy,"}, {"start": 11869.8, "end": 11875.08, "text": " a little bit of corn, maybe some green beans, and a Hawaiian roll and getting accurate."}, {"start": 11875.08, "end": 11877.16, "text": " I want the yams with the marshmallows, dude."}, {"start": 11877.16, "end": 11878.44, "text": " That too, that too."}, {"start": 11878.44, "end": 11880.44, "text": " I want the yams, bro."}, {"start": 11880.44, "end": 11881.56, "text": " I've got another one for you."}, {"start": 11881.56, "end": 11889.56, "text": " I would much, I prefer the honey baked ham over the turkey 10 out of 10 times on Thanksgiving"}, {"start": 11889.56, "end": 11894.92, "text": " because we do both. We've got ham and turkey. I'll eat the ham 50 times more than the turkey."}, {"start": 11894.92, "end": 11901.64, "text": " I will allow the ham argument because I'm a ham enjoyer as well."}, {"start": 11901.64, "end": 11902.68, "text": " Oh, I like ham."}, {"start": 11902.68, "end": 11909.16, "text": " Turkey sometimes is a little dry. It's like at some point we're just eating it because we have to."}, {"start": 11910.279999999999, "end": 11913.16, "text": " I like turkey, but a ham is quality."}, {"start": 11913.16, "end": 11916.279999999999, "text": " I'd rather a steak on Thanksgiving than a turkey."}, {"start": 11916.279999999999, "end": 11916.76, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 11916.76, "end": 11924.52, "text": " We do play I'm I'm not a prime rib guy. I think prime rib is inferior to regular ribeye"}, {"start": 11925.36, "end": 11931.72, "text": " I'll say it. I'll say it fillet is the best cut of meat. No, that's wrong. That's so long"}, {"start": 11932.92, "end": 11934.92, "text": " I'm a filet guy"}, {"start": 11936.1, "end": 11938.1, "text": " Away from me, bro"}, {"start": 11946.76, "end": 11949.56, "text": " your opinion doesn't matter."}, {"start": 11949.56, "end": 11952.4, "text": " Yeah, all right, I'll ram by with an inch and a half"}, {"start": 11952.4, "end": 11954.6, "text": " of meat like you're fucking coccyx."}, {"start": 11954.6, "end": 11957.6, "text": " There's no way you have an opinion right now."}, {"start": 11957.6, "end": 11961.24, "text": " Yo, no, okay, no, that's why."}, {"start": 11961.24, "end": 11963.28, "text": " You get your fucking steaks well done too, dude."}, {"start": 11963.28, "end": 11964.12, "text": " Like what's going on?"}, {"start": 11964.12, "end": 11966.28, "text": " No, yeah, that you deserve to die."}, {"start": 11966.28, "end": 11967.960000000001, "text": " I get a medium rare always."}, {"start": 11967.960000000001, "end": 11969.92, "text": " I have another steakhouse thought."}, {"start": 11969.92, "end": 11970.880000000001, "text": " I have another steakhouse thought."}, {"start": 11970.880000000001, "end": 11974.72, "text": " I'd much rather go to like a Brazilian steakhouse"}, {"start": 11974.72, "end": 11978.199999999999, "text": " like a bogey to chow, where you just flip that thing over"}, {"start": 11978.199999999999, "end": 11979.92, "text": " and try a bunch of different meats,"}, {"start": 11979.92, "end": 11982.48, "text": " then a standard steakhouse with one piece of meat."}, {"start": 11982.48, "end": 11985.4, "text": " No, I don't like all you can eat things."}, {"start": 11985.4, "end": 11988.96, "text": " I like the Brazilian food, don't get me wrong,"}, {"start": 11988.96, "end": 11991.679999999998, "text": " but I don't like waiting on that motherfucker"}, {"start": 11991.679999999998, "end": 11993.519999999999, "text": " to be stingy with the meat."}, {"start": 11993.519999999999, "end": 11995.72, "text": " Exactly, and I have to say a little bit more."}, {"start": 11995.72, "end": 11997.8, "text": " I need a little bit more."}, {"start": 11997.8, "end": 11999.14, "text": " A little bit more."}, {"start": 11999.14, "end": 12000.64, "text": " If I had to choose between two,"}, {"start": 12000.64, "end": 12002.26, "text": " I'm probably going Brazilian steakhouse"}, {"start": 12002.26, "end": 12003.679999999998, "text": " over a traditional."}, {"start": 12003.68, "end": 12010.92, "text": " I don't like to be honest. I'm not going to any of my plan. I'm cooking that bitch on the black stone with a temperature"}, {"start": 12011.52, "end": 12013.52, "text": " Stick in my hand"}, {"start": 12014.0, "end": 12019.960000000001, "text": " Perfection that a boy. Yeah, that's what I I started cooking on the black stone like two years ago"}, {"start": 12019.960000000001, "end": 12024.52, "text": " Two and a half years ago now, and I prefer that steak over any other steak that's out there"}, {"start": 12025.04, "end": 12028.24, "text": " And hutch what what temperature you cook me to take two with the thermometer?"}, {"start": 12028.24, "end": 12035.84, "text": " one thirty four well it depends on the first of all but I that's a little bit hot"}, {"start": 12035.84, "end": 12042.16, "text": " I like to do how rare are you eating your shit that's a good that's a medium"}, {"start": 12042.16, "end": 12046.32, "text": " by the time it adds 10 once it's off dude I mean see but here's the thing here's"}, {"start": 12046.32, "end": 12049.4, "text": " the thing sim you're an idiot you're an idiot you wanted to why you're an"}, {"start": 12049.4, "end": 12054.56, "text": " idiot because you are taking that off and you're letting it sit for fucking"}, {"start": 12054.56, "end": 12058.96, "text": " three minutes. I'm like mindset for a minute and 30 seconds and it's got a"}, {"start": 12058.96, "end": 12070.64, "text": " picture like five to ten. Yeah, I don't like to know what's gonna contract"}, {"start": 12070.64, "end": 12075.16, "text": " because it's gonna be up. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's yeah, you can't slice into"}, {"start": 12075.16, "end": 12079.92, "text": " right away. It's gonna bleed everywhere. That's that's where that's where we're"}, {"start": 12079.92, "end": 12085.76, "text": " different. I like to eat mine not after a rest for five minutes. I just don't. I like to eat mine"}, {"start": 12085.76, "end": 12090.08, "text": " whenever it's a little bit hotter rather than letting it rest and eating it every time."}, {"start": 12092.4, "end": 12097.84, "text": " Well, uh, don't say it's the worst food takes, but I'm unfortunately, you know,"}, {"start": 12097.84, "end": 12103.84, "text": " it was my last game. Bro, why? What are you doing? Okay, gotta go golf again."}, {"start": 12105.2, "end": 12109.84, "text": " Where are you going, Sam? If you say golf less than I'm literally gonna fly the Texas."}, {"start": 12109.92, "end": 12114.9, "text": " Beat your ass. No, I'm actually going to the course instead. I should go to the course"}, {"start": 12114.9, "end": 12121.1, "text": " Bro, do you realize like your job is to shrink? Do you know this? Oh, oh, uh shit"}, {"start": 12121.82, "end": 12125.5, "text": " Did you get this shot your you just you play this shit 10 hours a day?"}, {"start": 12125.5, "end": 12130.72, "text": " And you just shot your own body five times in a row bro. Guess what my chat enjoyed me being here doing it"}, {"start": 12130.72, "end": 12132.72, "text": " Where the fuck are you going sim?"}, {"start": 12133.0, "end": 12134.36, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 12134.36, "end": 12136.36, "text": " No Jack I"}, {"start": 12136.64, "end": 12139.12, "text": " Got more shrimp hours than your times two for the last"}, {"start": 12139.92, "end": 12143.36, "text": " So, I don't know what's going on here with Jack."}, {"start": 12143.36, "end": 12149.92, "text": " Well, you've been making fashion shows for five-year-olds instead of gaming with the boys,"}, {"start": 12149.92, "end": 12150.92, "text": " dude."}, {"start": 12150.92, "end": 12151.92, "text": " So, what's going on here?"}, {"start": 12151.92, "end": 12152.92, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 12152.92, "end": 12153.92, "text": " There's only one way."}, {"start": 12153.92, "end": 12154.92, "text": " Honestly, I'm so taken back."}, {"start": 12154.92, "end": 12155.92, "text": " There's only one way to make it up to me."}, {"start": 12155.92, "end": 12156.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12156.92, "end": 12157.92, "text": " Oh, let me get one another rain."}, {"start": 12157.92, "end": 12158.92, "text": " Oh, that's a good job."}, {"start": 12158.92, "end": 12159.92, "text": " That's a good job."}, {"start": 12159.92, "end": 12160.92, "text": " Bro, I mean, that's the only way."}, {"start": 12160.92, "end": 12172.38, "text": " I had a 58 messages in my chat yesterday counted telling me I fell off"}, {"start": 12172.38, "end": 12183.26, "text": " these are relentless bro they joined my stream and they said they said you fell"}, {"start": 12183.26, "end": 12187.58, "text": " off lol with the wilted flower emoji that's like viral on tiktok"}, {"start": 12187.58, "end": 12189.58, "text": " I'm just trying to stream."}, {"start": 12189.58, "end": 12190.38, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 12190.38, "end": 12192.1, "text": " And I just think their profile on that four-way"}, {"start": 12192.1, "end": 12193.1, "text": " is the most popular picture."}, {"start": 12193.1, "end": 12195.98, "text": " These kids are relentlessly, at least my older viewers"}, {"start": 12195.98, "end": 12197.46, "text": " come in and are like, courage, you lost weight,"}, {"start": 12197.46, "end": 12197.98, "text": " you look good."}, {"start": 12197.98, "end": 12198.98, "text": " All the younger viewers?"}, {"start": 12198.98, "end": 12202.38, "text": " If I'm not a court lady, I'm dead with that."}, {"start": 12202.38, "end": 12203.78, "text": " And what the fuck do you think?"}, {"start": 12203.78, "end": 12206.22, "text": " You put the wilted flower in much of the chat."}, {"start": 12206.22, "end": 12207.82, "text": " I'm putting a nine."}, {"start": 12207.82, "end": 12208.7, "text": " I'm putting a 10."}, {"start": 12208.7, "end": 12210.18, "text": " I'm giving it 20 seconds."}, {"start": 12210.18, "end": 12211.98, "text": " I put the joy code in the chat."}, {"start": 12211.98, "end": 12213.82, "text": " I put the joy code in the chat."}, {"start": 12213.82, "end": 12215.06, "text": " Let's get in there, man."}, {"start": 12215.06, "end": 12223.46, "text": " luck and flower one time to us what a guy is on edge getting rage baited oh man"}, {"start": 12226.58, "end": 12228.019999999999, "text": " gosh it's so funny"}, {"start": 12230.66, "end": 12235.3, "text": " dude we gotta have an intervention with sam i mean he's going outside way too consistently"}, {"start": 12235.3, "end": 12240.9, "text": " guys yeah i don't know what is this getting off stream at noon let's go red"}, {"start": 12240.9, "end": 12241.9, "text": " He's coming for you."}, {"start": 12241.9, "end": 12242.9, "text": " Played golf?"}, {"start": 12242.9, "end": 12244.9, "text": " Bro, he's... he's..."}, {"start": 12244.9, "end": 12245.9, "text": " Cautch, man."}, {"start": 12245.9, "end": 12246.9, "text": " He's working out."}, {"start": 12246.9, "end": 12249.9, "text": " I don't know what those other unemployed guys..."}, {"start": 12249.9, "end": 12250.9, "text": " What's I'm saying, man?"}, {"start": 12250.9, "end": 12254.9, "text": " Like, he's just... it's getting to the point where I don't know how I'm gonna be in the"}, {"start": 12254.9, "end": 12255.9, "text": " class."}, {"start": 12255.9, "end": 12256.9, "text": " And this guy is..."}, {"start": 12256.9, "end": 12257.9, "text": " I don't even know if I should say that."}, {"start": 12257.9, "end": 12258.9, "text": " They're the spots."}, {"start": 12258.9, "end": 12262.9, "text": " But this guy's led to have it right down next to me."}, {"start": 12262.9, "end": 12265.9, "text": " Uh, Tony, I'm leveling up Marksman."}, {"start": 12265.9, "end": 12269.9, "text": " So I'll be on a pillar doing nothing."}, {"start": 12269.9, "end": 12278.94, "text": " I am it's going it did I mean we're already burning"}, {"start": 12278.94, "end": 12283.3, "text": " the bounty hunter from uh like the bounty hunter from star wars but I do I had a guy slaying"}, {"start": 12283.3, "end": 12286.42, "text": " it in the first five minutes of opening up the game"}, {"start": 12286.42, "end": 12291.42, "text": " everyone everyone just ruined my stream and started doing like jokes with the will"}, {"start": 12291.42, "end": 12295.5, "text": " The one guy from hutch's chat numbers don't lie period"}, {"start": 12299.9, "end": 12305.460000000001, "text": " Pull up the bank account on train current bucket pull up the bank account on train fuck it"}, {"start": 12317.7, "end": 12319.7, "text": " Keep the wedding on"}, {"start": 12321.42, "end": 12325.86, "text": " All right, let's have a day boys. Let's have a day man. Let's have a day"}, {"start": 12327.1, "end": 12332.02, "text": " Hey, all I'm saying is if we do get tired of playing today"}, {"start": 12332.1, "end": 12335.26, "text": " Okay, I know we won't but one day this week"}, {"start": 12335.26, "end": 12341.460000000001, "text": " I want us early morning gamers to play what me and peanut played last night. It was so much fun"}, {"start": 12341.460000000001, "end": 12350.820000000002, "text": " What's that game called chat something trailer park it's basically among us but for Rednecks"}, {"start": 12350.820000000002, "end": 12364.900000000001, "text": " and it is the funniest game bro it is so much fun literally literally bro it is"}, {"start": 12364.9, "end": 12366.9, "text": " uh,"}, {"start": 12366.9, "end": 12371.699999999999, "text": " Dolphin's Creek trailer park is what it's called. It is so funny, man."}, {"start": 12379.14, "end": 12381.66, "text": " All right, I'll be up in the middle of a map on a tower."}, {"start": 12394.9, "end": 12399.539999999999, "text": " So what, when can I start actually using a sniper chances?"}, {"start": 12399.539999999999, "end": 12411.38, "text": " The most in is when I can actually start shooting people when it's worth."}, {"start": 12411.38, "end": 12412.38, "text": " Oh I could use the SKS."}, {"start": 12412.38, "end": 12413.82, "text": " I think I actually have that."}, {"start": 12413.82, "end": 12429.5, "text": " If we die we'll grab the S.T.S."}, {"start": 12429.5, "end": 12430.5, "text": " No tubes?"}, {"start": 12430.5, "end": 12438.86, "text": " Haha I got you brother."}, {"start": 12438.86, "end": 12440.86, "text": " And what you know"}, {"start": 12442.86, "end": 12444.86, "text": " And what you have"}, {"start": 12446.86, "end": 12448.86, "text": " And what you know"}, {"start": 12451.86, "end": 12457.86, "text": " Thunder always happens when it's raining"}, {"start": 12462.86, "end": 12465.86, "text": " When they're playing"}, {"start": 12468.86, "end": 12497.86, "text": " I don't have a parachute."}, {"start": 12497.86, "end": 12500.86, "text": " Quick eye now, it's all the usual."}, {"start": 12513.36, "end": 12515.36, "text": " Don't let me down out there."}, {"start": 12516.36, "end": 12518.36, "text": " So what's it gonna be?"}, {"start": 12520.86, "end": 12522.36, "text": " Get out of there."}, {"start": 12527.86, "end": 12541.1, "text": " bro I don't even have any scopes I guess I rocked this"}, {"start": 12541.1, "end": 12555.54, "text": " Oh, I still don't have a- am I- am I losing my mind today?"}, {"start": 12555.54, "end": 12565.5, "text": " Is today the day I lose it?"}, {"start": 12565.5, "end": 12569.48, "text": " Is that a good- is that a good spot that I was trying to go to for this, what I'm"}, {"start": 12569.48, "end": 12571.48, "text": " I'm trying to do right now, is that good?"}, {"start": 12580.48, "end": 12582.48, "text": " No? Where should I go on this map?"}, {"start": 12599.48, "end": 12601.48, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12629.779999999999, "end": 12631.779999999999, "text": " I'm going up there"}, {"start": 12633.92, "end": 12635.92, "text": " Got you buddy"}, {"start": 12642.68, "end": 12645.76, "text": " That's not that's that's not the words but it felt good"}, {"start": 12659.48, "end": 12677.0, "text": " the helicopter hit me out of the sky the helicopter the helicopter hit me out of"}, {"start": 12677.0, "end": 12688.0, "text": " the sky and broke my parachute I'm larp and now God give me strength to get"}, {"start": 12688.0, "end": 12692.16, "text": " through the back. You got to evolve man. Give me strength please. I just watched two teammates"}, {"start": 12692.16, "end": 12696.76, "text": " double it now. It's going to each other. This is going to make him. Please give me strength."}, {"start": 12696.76, "end": 12702.1, "text": " I have made two attempts of getting on top of this tower. The first attempt I realized"}, {"start": 12702.1, "end": 12707.52, "text": " I forgot a parachute and fell to my death. The very next attempt I popped my parachute"}, {"start": 12707.52, "end": 12713.44, "text": " but then my helicopter hit me while I was coming down and killed me. I'm down 50k."}, {"start": 12713.44, "end": 12714.28, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 12715.4, "end": 12716.24, "text": " Walking back in."}, {"start": 12718.720000000001, "end": 12723.0, "text": " A new song, new song, new song, new song, new song,"}, {"start": 12723.0, "end": 12725.16, "text": " new song, please be a good song."}, {"start": 12725.16, "end": 12726.800000000001, "text": " Please be a good song, I'm begging."}, {"start": 12729.32, "end": 12731.4, "text": " You gotta be actually fucking kidding me."}, {"start": 12731.4, "end": 12733.04, "text": " That's just so fantastic."}, {"start": 12733.04, "end": 12735.0, "text": " You actually have to be kidding me."}, {"start": 12738.6, "end": 12740.28, "text": " Dude, this is insane."}, {"start": 12740.28, "end": 12742.04, "text": " Literally, I just keep getting scared."}, {"start": 12742.04, "end": 12744.84, "text": " It's just gonna be, I kinda love it though."}, {"start": 12744.84, "end": 12746.660000000002, "text": " I mean, I'd rather be skimmed up in the hot zone,"}, {"start": 12746.660000000002, "end": 12747.5, "text": " won't they?"}, {"start": 12747.5, "end": 12749.720000000001, "text": " You guys are sticking each other in the zone, dude."}, {"start": 12749.720000000001, "end": 12752.52, "text": " There's four people that are all just skimming each other."}, {"start": 12754.92, "end": 12755.76, "text": " I mean, I'll take it."}, {"start": 12755.76, "end": 12757.04, "text": " Might be a day to run to your forearm,"}, {"start": 12757.04, "end": 12760.04, "text": " or then if we unlock it, that'll happen."}, {"start": 12772.04, "end": 12794.04, "text": " Get to the gun part!"}, {"start": 12794.04, "end": 12797.04, "text": " Know when to hold them"}, {"start": 12797.04, "end": 12800.04, "text": " Know when to fold them"}, {"start": 12800.04, "end": 12802.44, "text": " No way to walk away!"}, {"start": 12802.44, "end": 12804.44, "text": " And no- oh no."}, {"start": 12813.560000000001, "end": 12815.560000000001, "text": " I made it. I made it."}, {"start": 12830.04, "end": 12832.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12855.080000000002, "end": 12857.880000000001, "text": " I've got everything you need to down get out of there"}, {"start": 12860.04, "end": 12875.04, "text": " Please pick me up. I can't afford to buy another helicopter. I'm down 100k already. Please God pick me up. Please God."}, {"start": 12875.04, "end": 12882.04, "text": " You've got a second break."}, {"start": 12905.04, "end": 12915.320000000002, "text": " Thank you for the fiber it has been a minute but we will profit this game watch watch and"}, {"start": 12915.320000000002, "end": 12927.04, "text": " learn no person I'm person um put me put me out like here"}, {"start": 12927.04, "end": 12935.740000000002, "text": " I've not had any one guy."}, {"start": 12935.740000000002, "end": 12939.04, "text": " Weren't you at 700k today?"}, {"start": 12939.04, "end": 12945.560000000001, "text": " Weren't you not talking in the chat before you started talking in the chat?"}, {"start": 12945.560000000001, "end": 12947.560000000001, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 12947.560000000001, "end": 12952.560000000001, "text": " Wait, actually the flight to the right and the hills to the right?"}, {"start": 12952.56, "end": 12964.56, "text": " Hard right? Hard right? Right? Hard right? A little bit more right. Hard right?"}, {"start": 12964.56, "end": 12967.56, "text": " I'm going to go back down just a little bit."}, {"start": 12967.56, "end": 12975.56, "text": " Yep, just a little bit, a little bit more right. Yep, a little bit to the right."}, {"start": 12975.56, "end": 12995.56, "text": " Yep, just a little bit to the right, to the right, a little bit to the right."}, {"start": 12995.56, "end": 13002.56, "text": " I am going to be sick."}, {"start": 13002.56, "end": 13008.56, "text": " I am going to be sick."}, {"start": 13008.56, "end": 13010.56, "text": " Yep, right up here."}, {"start": 13010.56, "end": 13011.56, "text": " Right up here."}, {"start": 13011.56, "end": 13016.56, "text": " Thank you so much, good sir."}, {"start": 13016.56, "end": 13018.56, "text": " Okay. I've seen..."}, {"start": 13035.56, "end": 13037.56, "text": " There's a bunch down there, bro. Nice."}, {"start": 13038.56, "end": 13040.56, "text": " Back side of that wall as well, by the truck."}, {"start": 13046.56, "end": 13050.56, "text": " where?"}, {"start": 13050.56, "end": 13054.56, "text": " someone crossed the road, i go this way"}, {"start": 13058.56, "end": 13062.56, "text": " is that a bus right there?"}, {"start": 13076.56, "end": 13100.56, "text": " I should have went more right. I'm going to agree more myself."}, {"start": 13100.56, "end": 13102.56, "text": " How are you doing today, sir?"}, {"start": 13102.56, "end": 13110.56, "text": " Yeah, me too. Me too. Me too."}, {"start": 13110.56, "end": 13126.56, "text": " So you come around here often? That's good. That's good."}, {"start": 13126.56, "end": 13128.56, "text": " That's good"}, {"start": 13132.8, "end": 13135.359999999999, "text": " You might put me in a sniping location"}, {"start": 13141.72, "end": 13145.16, "text": " Please God not to the right"}, {"start": 13149.4, "end": 13151.4, "text": " No anywhere but here"}, {"start": 13156.56, "end": 13158.76, "text": " Maybe let's just fly around for a little bit."}, {"start": 13158.76, "end": 13160.26, "text": " Can you fly a little bit to the right?"}, {"start": 13160.26, "end": 13162.56, "text": " Just so I can mark these heli's?"}, {"start": 13162.56, "end": 13163.56, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 13163.56, "end": 13165.56, "text": " Alright, that one's gone."}, {"start": 13165.56, "end": 13166.56, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13166.56, "end": 13169.56, "text": " Oh, that one's gone."}, {"start": 13169.56, "end": 13172.56, "text": " Oh, that one's gone too."}, {"start": 13172.56, "end": 13176.56, "text": " Oh, that one's gone."}, {"start": 13176.56, "end": 13179.56, "text": " Oh, that one's gone too."}, {"start": 13179.56, "end": 13180.56, "text": " Right here's great."}, {"start": 13180.56, "end": 13181.56, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 13187.32, "end": 13190.84, "text": " If this tree would have killed me I'm taking my pants off"}, {"start": 13199.96, "end": 13202.76, "text": " Holy shit, he put me out in the middle of Vietnam"}, {"start": 13212.72, "end": 13214.72, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 13216.56, "end": 13220.6, "text": " Bro, there is people out here?"}, {"start": 13220.6, "end": 13222.0, "text": " Are you fucking for a w-"}, {"start": 13222.0, "end": 13234.0, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13234.0, "end": 13246.16, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"}, {"start": 13246.16, "end": 13248.56, "text": " Oh, what in the hell is happening?"}, {"start": 13248.56, "end": 13250.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13275.279999999999, "end": 13277.279999999999, "text": " Get an angle on these guys"}, {"start": 13278.56, "end": 13304.74, "text": " Oh, is there a sniper out here?"}, {"start": 13304.74, "end": 13311.74, "text": " There is, bro."}, {"start": 13324.24, "end": 13326.74, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 13326.74, "end": 13333.74, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 13333.74, "end": 13340.74, "text": " Oh he's not."}, {"start": 13363.74, "end": 13365.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13423.74, "end": 13430.619999999999, "text": " hold on I gotta go make my money back and then we kill him"}, {"start": 13441.1, "end": 13443.74, "text": " hold"}, {"start": 13453.74, "end": 13479.74, "text": " There's that."}, {"start": 13479.74, "end": 13502.94, "text": " Here's up."}, {"start": 13502.94, "end": 13504.94, "text": " I spilled, gentleman, I spilled!"}, {"start": 13526.7, "end": 13528.7, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 13532.94, "end": 13557.460000000001, "text": " It's uh, was your luck the better sniper?"}, {"start": 13557.460000000001, "end": 13561.300000000001, "text": " Negative, negative, negative, negative."}, {"start": 13561.300000000001, "end": 13563.300000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13651.300000000001, "end": 13671.740000000002, "text": " Ice peeled!"}, {"start": 13671.740000000002, "end": 13673.740000000002, "text": " Music off!"}, {"start": 13673.74, "end": 13674.74, "text": " I spilled."}, {"start": 13694.24, "end": 13695.74, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 13695.74, "end": 13706.74, "text": " Oh, there he is."}, {"start": 13706.74, "end": 13722.74, "text": " Wait, wait, turning, turning, and do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do"}, {"start": 13722.74, "end": 13729.74, "text": " you're a fucking weirdo"}, {"start": 13744.18, "end": 13748.68, "text": " bitch"}, {"start": 13748.68, "end": 13749.98, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 13749.98, "end": 13756.98, "text": " now let's go kill those snipers"}, {"start": 13758.42, "end": 13765.42, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 13808.68, "end": 13815.68, "text": " I'm getting dizzy!"}, {"start": 13815.68, "end": 13822.68, "text": " I'm getting dizzy!"}, {"start": 13822.68, "end": 13829.68, "text": " I'm getting dizzy!"}, {"start": 13829.68, "end": 13831.68, "text": " I'm getting dizzy!"}, {"start": 13839.68, "end": 13843.68, "text": " I will make it. I will make it. You gotta believe."}, {"start": 13859.68, "end": 13861.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13872.08, "end": 13874.08, "text": " Hold"}, {"start": 13880.720000000001, "end": 13882.720000000001, "text": " Hold"}, {"start": 13889.68, "end": 13896.68, "text": " I'm the greatest enemy!"}, {"start": 13896.68, "end": 13899.68, "text": " Woohoohoohoohoohoo!"}, {"start": 13899.68, "end": 13902.68, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 13902.68, "end": 13905.68, "text": " I'm the greatest!"}, {"start": 13905.68, "end": 13910.68, "text": " We're going back out!"}, {"start": 13910.68, "end": 13916.68, "text": " I'm the greatest enemy!"}, {"start": 13946.68, "end": 13952.12, "text": " Do you feel the tide changing?"}, {"start": 13952.12, "end": 13955.12, "text": " Do you feel the tide changing?"}, {"start": 13955.12, "end": 13964.12, "text": " Let's go kill them all!"}, {"start": 13964.12, "end": 13966.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13970.320000000002, "end": 13972.320000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13994.12, "end": 13996.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14010.160000000002, "end": 14018.320000000002, "text": " Heard him this and do we not hear it or was that a helicopter crashing?"}, {"start": 14024.12, "end": 14031.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14031.12, "end": 14034.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14034.12, "end": 14038.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14038.12, "end": 14045.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14045.12, "end": 14049.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14049.12, "end": 14053.76, "text": " uh hello hello to you good sir"}, {"start": 14053.76, "end": 14055.2, "text": " it good to see you"}, {"start": 14059.6, "end": 14069.2, "text": " yeah, most value"}, {"start": 14079.12, "end": 14104.12, "text": " You're a freak and a weirdo!"}, {"start": 14104.12, "end": 14114.12, "text": " Another already dead?"}, {"start": 14114.12, "end": 14115.12, "text": " Another already dead?"}, {"start": 14134.12, "end": 14153.640000000001, "text": " Hey, we'll take another already kill."}, {"start": 14153.64, "end": 14155.64, "text": " Yes please"}, {"start": 14155.64, "end": 14184.76, "text": " All right boys."}, {"start": 14184.76, "end": 14188.12, "text": " I am keeping those arty tanks at bay."}, {"start": 14190.48, "end": 14192.72, "text": " I've done nothing but die."}, {"start": 14192.72, "end": 14194.56, "text": " And there's also a guy on the other team"}, {"start": 14194.56, "end": 14196.800000000001, "text": " that is in a rocket heli targeting me,"}, {"start": 14196.800000000001, "end": 14198.44, "text": " like his life depends on it."}, {"start": 14205.04, "end": 14206.72, "text": " How was your guys' game going?"}, {"start": 14208.36, "end": 14210.28, "text": " I've been in the hot zone nonstop"}, {"start": 14210.28, "end": 14213.2, "text": " and we're talking about food war."}, {"start": 14213.2, "end": 14215.060000000001, "text": " Oh, god, I am muted."}, {"start": 14215.060000000001, "end": 14215.86, "text": " What are we talking about?"}, {"start": 14215.86, "end": 14217.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 14217.18, "end": 14218.2, "text": " Oh, sandwiches and"}, {"start": 14218.2, "end": 14219.2, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14219.2, "end": 14221.2, "text": " We're talking about Jersey Mike's."}, {"start": 14221.2, "end": 14222.58, "text": " The sons of they want Jersey Mike's."}, {"start": 14222.58, "end": 14223.42, "text": " Is that bad?"}, {"start": 14223.42, "end": 14224.380000000001, "text": " Why would that be bad?"}, {"start": 14224.380000000001, "end": 14226.640000000001, "text": " It's, it's Mike's is delicious."}, {"start": 14228.34, "end": 14230.1, "text": " What's your favorite type of sub?"}, {"start": 14230.1, "end": 14232.640000000001, "text": " Also, firehouse is superior."}, {"start": 14233.640000000001, "end": 14234.800000000001, "text": " That's first off that shocked me"}, {"start": 14234.800000000001, "end": 14235.86, "text": " because I know my Jersey Mike's"}, {"start": 14235.86, "end": 14238.62, "text": " order number 13 giant Mike's white extra mayo."}, {"start": 14243.2, "end": 14250.2, "text": " Oh, just, uh, just got that off, had that through memory?"}, {"start": 14250.2, "end": 14251.2, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 14251.2, "end": 14252.2, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 14252.2, "end": 14257.28, "text": " Honestly, it just, it just means you're dedicated to its craft, and you appreciate sandwich"}, {"start": 14257.28, "end": 14258.28, "text": " artists."}, {"start": 14258.28, "end": 14259.28, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 14259.28, "end": 14260.28, "text": " They are-"}, {"start": 14260.28, "end": 14261.28, "text": " They're inclusive."}, {"start": 14261.28, "end": 14262.28, "text": " They really are artists."}, {"start": 14262.28, "end": 14263.28, "text": " How about yourself, buddy?"}, {"start": 14263.28, "end": 14264.28, "text": " Uh, give me the hook and ladder."}, {"start": 14264.28, "end": 14267.720000000001, "text": " What about yourself?"}, {"start": 14267.720000000001, "end": 14270.84, "text": " Give me the hook and ladder."}, {"start": 14270.84, "end": 14277.08, "text": " Hook and ladder from firehouse."}, {"start": 14277.08, "end": 14278.08, "text": " Ham and turkey."}, {"start": 14278.08, "end": 14279.08, "text": " I didn't know."}, {"start": 14279.08, "end": 14280.08, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14280.08, "end": 14281.08, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14281.08, "end": 14283.08, "text": " Ham and the turkey."}, {"start": 14283.08, "end": 14284.08, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14284.08, "end": 14285.08, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14285.08, "end": 14286.08, "text": " Give me the devil."}, {"start": 14286.08, "end": 14287.08, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 14287.08, "end": 14288.08, "text": " Don't try and be cheap either."}, {"start": 14288.08, "end": 14289.08, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 14289.08, "end": 14294.16, "text": " If you don't put enough, I will complain and and mess"}, {"start": 14294.16, "end": 14298.16, "text": " This is the IRA, just no doubt."}, {"start": 14298.16, "end": 14300.16, "text": " Where's the respawn? I am on my way."}, {"start": 14300.16, "end": 14304.16, "text": " Right here, blue respawn vehicle."}, {"start": 14304.16, "end": 14307.16, "text": " Uh, it must not be in your group."}, {"start": 14307.16, "end": 14312.16, "text": " Oh, uh, south of power 1."}, {"start": 14312.16, "end": 14314.16, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 14314.16, "end": 14318.16, "text": " A bunch of us are fighting. See, it's in the wide open next, between the two of the warehouses."}, {"start": 14318.16, "end": 14320.16, "text": " There's a red roof and a gray roof."}, {"start": 14320.16, "end": 14323.16, "text": " Heard. Yes, chef."}, {"start": 14323.16, "end": 14325.16, "text": " Red roof, gray roof."}, {"start": 14327.08, "end": 14329.08, "text": " Oh yep, same. Yes, chef."}, {"start": 14346.36, "end": 14348.36, "text": " That thing's gonna be lit up."}, {"start": 14353.16, "end": 14367.56, "text": " She's going to be down very shortly, respawn vehicle dead, head back to base."}, {"start": 14367.56, "end": 14372.6, "text": " He is not very happy with me."}, {"start": 14372.6, "end": 14376.44, "text": " Great work, great work."}, {"start": 14376.44, "end": 14379.119999999999, "text": " Nice job, gentlemen."}, {"start": 14379.12, "end": 14388.12, "text": " Go say you bully, you did not see what I went through at the beginning of this game."}, {"start": 14388.12, "end": 14392.12, "text": " You have no idea what I've been through."}, {"start": 14409.740000000002, "end": 14411.740000000002, "text": " He said brah"}, {"start": 14434.7, "end": 14436.7, "text": " Did you guys heard about how people are"}, {"start": 14439.12, "end": 14442.12, "text": " I think they're gonna try to fix this."}, {"start": 14442.12, "end": 14444.12, "text": " Wait, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 14444.12, "end": 14451.12, "text": " You spawn in, you buy the Urol truck, you put one bandage and little supply crates,"}, {"start": 14451.12, "end": 14458.12, "text": " you drive it to the zone, you drop it off, or you just fill pallets and drive them to a fob,"}, {"start": 14458.12, "end": 14463.12, "text": " unload it yourself into your own fob, then you drive your truck straight into a wall,"}, {"start": 14463.12, "end": 14468.12, "text": " it's fast again and just jump out, so you don't have to drive the truck back,"}, {"start": 14468.12, "end": 14472.76, "text": " you save like four minutes because you get nothing for bringing the truck back home so people to"}, {"start": 14472.76, "end": 14478.28, "text": " spam buy your rolls and put supply boxes on the edge of the map. And it covers? It covers the cost?"}, {"start": 14479.160000000002, "end": 14485.240000000002, "text": " Yeah it covers it. You make uh if you unload your own pallets into your own fob you make like"}, {"start": 14485.240000000002, "end": 14493.08, "text": " $3,600 a run. Oh people are such freaks I love it. I'm not freezing it because I'm like I can't"}, {"start": 14493.08, "end": 14496.68, "text": " I'm just playing the game, you know, but it's funny."}, {"start": 14496.68, "end": 14502.88, "text": " Oh, dude, there's a reason why people have more unlock than we do, you know?"}, {"start": 14502.88, "end": 14503.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14503.88, "end": 14508.72, "text": " They find out what they want and they go to any level to achieve what they want."}, {"start": 14508.72, "end": 14512.72, "text": " You know how there's like not really good base defense stuff, like when someone's in"}, {"start": 14512.72, "end": 14514.72, "text": " your base, you don't have a turret or something?"}, {"start": 14514.72, "end": 14515.72, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 14515.72, "end": 14520.72, "text": " I saw a guy set up a garage where he put one of the trucks that has a little"}, {"start": 14520.720000000001, "end": 14522.720000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14543.800000000001, "end": 14549.54, "text": " Mean I respect their game I respect their game. Oh, they got a big old church Bob"}, {"start": 14550.720000000001, "end": 14552.720000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14556.840000000002, "end": 14558.840000000002, "text": " Dream that you got 20 people"}, {"start": 14580.720000000001, "end": 14582.720000000001, "text": " Little bitch"}, {"start": 14585.400000000001, "end": 14587.640000000001, "text": " Very nice and very nice"}, {"start": 14588.960000000001, "end": 14594.320000000002, "text": " You're supposed to hit the bad guys. I had killed a couple were on map every straight five done"}, {"start": 14594.320000000002, "end": 14597.300000000001, "text": " I have I have achieved to kill. I don't hear nothing. Yeah. Yeah"}, {"start": 14602.640000000001, "end": 14604.640000000001, "text": " I was like on your left somewhere one by me"}, {"start": 14610.720000000001, "end": 14618.960000000001, "text": " Retired shooting after the shadow clip. No, I just lost a hundred K to start the game because I kept getting snipe"}, {"start": 14619.160000000002, "end": 14621.160000000002, "text": " There's a difference"}, {"start": 14628.480000000001, "end": 14637.160000000002, "text": " Shadow clip no don't worry about it. Nothing happened chat chat watch it everybody shut the hell up"}, {"start": 14640.720000000001, "end": 14643.720000000001, "text": " I can't hear him."}, {"start": 14643.720000000001, "end": 14650.720000000001, "text": " Could you wait for him to kill that guy?"}, {"start": 14650.720000000001, "end": 14659.720000000001, "text": " Everybody, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up."}, {"start": 14659.720000000001, "end": 14662.720000000001, "text": " Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up."}, {"start": 14672.28, "end": 14674.560000000001, "text": " I was there, happened, mods, ban that guy."}, {"start": 14675.840000000002, "end": 14676.68, "text": " Ban him."}, {"start": 14676.68, "end": 14695.04, "text": " Also, we are officially out of the Helix mattress segment of the stream."}, {"start": 14695.04, "end": 14701.0, "text": " Thank you again, Helix mattress for sponsoring today's stream, Estimation Mark Helix in the"}, {"start": 14701.0, "end": 14703.64, "text": " chat if you want to go check one out today."}, {"start": 14703.64, "end": 14706.14, "text": " Thank you! Thank you, W.E.L.I.C."}, {"start": 14709.84, "end": 14711.84, "text": " Dad, get that off my screen!"}, {"start": 14714.34, "end": 14715.34, "text": " You demon!"}, {"start": 14715.34, "end": 14744.14, "text": " What a guy down there sniping like a little heathen that he is."}, {"start": 14744.14, "end": 14746.14, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 14751.14, "end": 14753.14, "text": " Why are you all the way up here?"}, {"start": 14762.14, "end": 14764.14, "text": " What the hell is he doing up here?"}, {"start": 14764.14, "end": 14766.14, "text": " You're supposed to be in your spawn!"}, {"start": 14770.14, "end": 14772.14, "text": " We're gonna go Jack."}, {"start": 14772.14, "end": 14777.14, "text": " I want to go down stairs and walk up by stuff. Pepper is at my house. They made lost sites."}, {"start": 14777.14, "end": 14779.14, "text": " I'm just taking this ride here and then going out today."}, {"start": 14779.14, "end": 14780.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14780.14, "end": 14784.14, "text": " This is 82 to 94. I'd rather eat from corn if I can't bring the food."}, {"start": 14784.14, "end": 14787.14, "text": " I think there's about a 90% chance you're going to bring up food again."}, {"start": 14787.14, "end": 14788.14, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14788.14, "end": 14789.14, "text": " Yeah, not that."}, {"start": 14792.14, "end": 14797.14, "text": " If I bring up food again in the stream, I will give every other person 27."}, {"start": 14797.14, "end": 14800.14, "text": " Oh my God, that's something we get money from. I've never made in my entire fucking life."}, {"start": 14800.14, "end": 14805.14, "text": " I'm gonna talk about Jersey Mike's gift."}, {"start": 14808.14, "end": 14813.14, "text": " Yeah, that's a guaranteed subs, gentlemen."}, {"start": 14824.14, "end": 14829.14, "text": " I'll smell you now."}, {"start": 14830.14, "end": 14835.14, "text": " We'll smell you as well."}, {"start": 14835.14, "end": 14840.14, "text": " We'll throw you a- Damn, make him bank this game."}, {"start": 14840.14, "end": 14845.14, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 14845.14, "end": 14850.14, "text": " Easy peasy."}, {"start": 14850.14, "end": 14855.14, "text": " Yo, thank you guys all for the subs, all for the bits,"}, {"start": 14855.14, "end": 14858.14, "text": " and the super chats."}, {"start": 14858.14, "end": 14860.74, "text": " I appreciate you I'm falling so far behind."}, {"start": 14860.74, "end": 14862.279999999999, "text": " Bird, thank you for the five gifts"}, {"start": 14862.279999999999, "end": 14864.22, "text": " and Ethan, thank you for the 500 bits."}, {"start": 14864.22, "end": 14865.26, "text": " You're a son of a bitch."}, {"start": 14865.26, "end": 14866.98, "text": " I want you to know that."}, {"start": 14866.98, "end": 14870.82, "text": " Robbo's Dane, Grant, Brooke and Hyde."}, {"start": 14870.82, "end": 14873.699999999999, "text": " I don't even want to finish that day."}, {"start": 14873.699999999999, "end": 14875.779999999999, "text": " Thank you for the love."}, {"start": 14875.779999999999, "end": 14877.58, "text": " W's in the chat, W's in all chats."}, {"start": 14877.58, "end": 14879.74, "text": " If I missed any of your stupid chats in yourselves,"}, {"start": 14879.74, "end": 14882.22, "text": " I love you even more than everybody else."}, {"start": 14882.22, "end": 14884.019999999999, "text": " This is true and I apologize."}, {"start": 14884.019999999999, "end": 14885.74, "text": " I love you bitch."}, {"start": 14885.74, "end": 14887.74, "text": " I love you bitch."}, {"start": 14887.74, "end": 14893.38, "text": " hi hutch mr. strain I missed you how was your week how's everybody's work week"}, {"start": 14893.38, "end": 14895.9, "text": " spent huh"}, {"start": 14895.9, "end": 14897.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14915.58, "end": 14921.6, "text": " Am I gonna be going to twitch con I will give you the answer I always give unless twitch pays me"}, {"start": 14921.6, "end": 14923.6, "text": " I ain't going to fucking twitch con"}, {"start": 14923.6, "end": 14928.6, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. Oh, way, Jose."}, {"start": 14936.6, "end": 14943.6, "text": " I would much rather do like a Tim's tailgate thing, where we kind of do something ourselves and go to TwitchCon."}, {"start": 14953.6, "end": 14977.0, "text": " I've been to a couple I've been to three or four of them one before I started doing"}, {"start": 14977.0, "end": 14980.28, "text": " this shit two after"}, {"start": 15037.0, "end": 15052.08, "text": " Was that another oh my gosh I'm getting hit by an AI was that another tank over here"}, {"start": 15052.08, "end": 15055.64, "text": " right here another one or am I crazy"}, {"start": 15055.64, "end": 15062.64, "text": " I did, right?"}, {"start": 15085.64, "end": 15111.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 15111.64, "end": 15114.64, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 15114.64, "end": 15122.72, "text": " Wow blue as the sea was as well well I know what I'm doing I know what I'm"}, {"start": 15122.72, "end": 15133.8, "text": " doing I know where I'm going I know what I'm doing I know where I'm going hey not"}, {"start": 15133.800000000001, "end": 15139.480000000001, "text": " Not a bad flight."}, {"start": 15139.480000000001, "end": 15144.640000000001, "text": " Lock him."}, {"start": 15144.640000000001, "end": 15151.640000000001, "text": " Go here."}, {"start": 15151.640000000001, "end": 15160.640000000001, "text": " Gotta go fast before this game ends."}, {"start": 15160.64, "end": 15182.279999999999, "text": " I know where I'm going boys. I know I know I know and we're about to be billionaires guaranteed"}, {"start": 15182.28, "end": 15186.28, "text": " Watch this shit. We're gonna go fast."}, {"start": 15186.28, "end": 15190.28, "text": " On to their roof. Kill everyone."}, {"start": 15194.28, "end": 15198.28, "text": " You absolutely have walls."}, {"start": 15198.28, "end": 15202.28, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 15202.28, "end": 15206.28, "text": " Do you know how spotting works?"}, {"start": 15206.28, "end": 15222.04, "text": " there's a heli on you wait that's your shadow well well there's a penis on you"}, {"start": 15222.04, "end": 15226.68, "text": " and it's mine and it's on your forehead okay that's what's about to happen you"}, {"start": 15226.68, "end": 15231.2, "text": " son of a bitch we're going tower five"}, {"start": 15231.2, "end": 15238.2, "text": " We got to go crazy."}, {"start": 15291.2, "end": 15294.400000000001, "text": " Wait, they're all dead? You gotta be fucking kidding me."}, {"start": 15297.92, "end": 15299.52, "text": " They're all dead?"}, {"start": 15311.52, "end": 15312.960000000001, "text": " Well that's upsetting."}, {"start": 15321.2, "end": 15351.0, "text": " hold, profit, is possible, oh adds a sniper, make sure our heal hits, whoo!"}, {"start": 15351.0, "end": 15353.0, "text": " I could have gotten so many more."}, {"start": 15353.0, "end": 15355.0, "text": " Dammit."}, {"start": 15355.0, "end": 15357.0, "text": " Oh, see the damage."}, {"start": 15357.0, "end": 15359.0, "text": " This is gonna hurt a little bit."}, {"start": 15361.0, "end": 15362.0, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15362.0, "end": 15364.0, "text": " Yo, we kinda came back!"}, {"start": 15364.0, "end": 15366.0, "text": " What's with my touch? What's with my touch?"}, {"start": 15366.0, "end": 15368.0, "text": " We kinda came back!"}, {"start": 15368.0, "end": 15370.0, "text": " Honestly, with how bad of a start I had,"}, {"start": 15370.0, "end": 15372.0, "text": " minus 21,000."}, {"start": 15372.0, "end": 15377.0, "text": " Which, I mean, I died 5 times in a row"}, {"start": 15377.0, "end": 15380.0, "text": " without even my feet touching the ground."}, {"start": 15380.6, "end": 15382.6, "text": " That's a quality game for me"}, {"start": 15387.84, "end": 15390.84, "text": " Yeah, that's one kid I"}, {"start": 15392.24, "end": 15396.16, "text": " Know I'm a level and a half away from the havoc. Oh"}, {"start": 15402.56, "end": 15404.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15404.56, "end": 15410.82, "text": " Um, I don't care whatever you guys think you guys want to reset we can if you guys want to stay in this one"}, {"start": 15410.82, "end": 15412.5, "text": " We can't what are you thinking?"}, {"start": 15412.5, "end": 15417.66, "text": " Did you want to go blue Jack? Let's go blue. Oh, you're a psychopath, and I hate you"}, {"start": 15421.019999999999, "end": 15426.119999999999, "text": " Definitely not every stream sniper that's actually good at the game definitely don't get in blue"}, {"start": 15434.56, "end": 15444.56, "text": " but"}, {"start": 15449.84, "end": 15454.16, "text": " oh my gosh this guy just said he just bought the game that's the first you got"}, {"start": 15454.16, "end": 15456.56, "text": " the first thing i hear is i just bought the game"}, {"start": 15459.92, "end": 15462.56, "text": " i just bought the game first blue guy here"}, {"start": 15464.56, "end": 15466.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15467.56, "end": 15469.56, "text": " Laptop"}, {"start": 15472.88, "end": 15477.119999999999, "text": " Chat what do you guys think do we go do we go sit on a tower and see if we can make some money?"}, {"start": 15477.119999999999, "end": 15479.56, "text": " Or do we go back to reconning? What do you guys think?"}, {"start": 15480.76, "end": 15484.359999999999, "text": " All right, you guys ready for a blue team shenanigans. Make sure you squirt up"}, {"start": 15494.56, "end": 15496.56, "text": " If you're not a spy, you're wrong."}, {"start": 15496.56, "end": 15498.56, "text": " She's your mom."}, {"start": 15502.56, "end": 15504.56, "text": " Money? Okay."}, {"start": 15508.56, "end": 15510.56, "text": " Whoever said no, you're a bitch!"}, {"start": 15516.56, "end": 15520.56, "text": " What?! How can you say something so mean to me?"}, {"start": 15520.56, "end": 15523.56, "text": " This was the UK, you'd be in prison."}, {"start": 15524.56, "end": 15527.039999999999, "text": " That's why he's not gonna work, but he's not my ex-wife."}, {"start": 15528.0, "end": 15530.24, "text": " Now we know why she's an ex-wife."}, {"start": 15532.08, "end": 15532.88, "text": " I'm taking it out."}, {"start": 15541.279999999999, "end": 15544.72, "text": " Oh dude, you're a piece of shit. You just cancelled everything."}, {"start": 15544.72, "end": 15547.119999999999, "text": " No one get in that car, he's an asshole."}, {"start": 15547.12, "end": 15549.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15552.6, "end": 15559.52, "text": " Dude dude I whoever did that is a piece of garbage. I gotta do all this again"}, {"start": 15561.6, "end": 15567.84, "text": " Hold on we just guys I think we just unlocked the ultimate way to troll your games"}, {"start": 15570.92, "end": 15573.68, "text": " We just unlocked the ultimate way to troll games"}, {"start": 15573.68, "end": 15582.880000000001, "text": " you get in the car right off the rip and you just drive in the body area and no one can buy anything"}, {"start": 15582.880000000001, "end": 15586.98, "text": " hahaha that kind of makes sense"}, {"start": 15586.98, "end": 15591.32, "text": " it's a 34,000 dollar kit by the way and I don't know why"}, {"start": 15603.68, "end": 15612.68, "text": " Oh, it was only 17, okay, cool."}, {"start": 15612.68, "end": 15618.52, "text": " I'll make you some money."}, {"start": 15618.52, "end": 15619.960000000001, "text": " Love that about you."}, {"start": 15619.960000000001, "end": 15622.84, "text": " Let me make sure my gun's racked."}, {"start": 15622.84, "end": 15623.84, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 15623.84, "end": 15624.84, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 15624.84, "end": 15626.84, "text": " Yeah, I'm not a fan of that."}, {"start": 15626.84, "end": 15627.84, "text": " It's so stupid."}, {"start": 15627.84, "end": 15629.84, "text": " It's really dumb"}, {"start": 15642.84, "end": 15645.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, you got to move around thank you chat"}, {"start": 15658.84, "end": 15660.84, "text": " Okay, okay, okay new tech new tech"}, {"start": 15667.64, "end": 15669.64, "text": " Yeah, me too"}, {"start": 15677.16, "end": 15680.8, "text": " I can't I can't hear you very well"}, {"start": 15680.800000000001, "end": 15682.800000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15686.920000000002, "end": 15688.920000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 15689.800000000001, "end": 15692.220000000001, "text": " They're good, bro. Where are these guys gonna build that?"}, {"start": 15695.920000000002, "end": 15700.480000000001, "text": " Thanks jumping more jumping all they're gonna jump here. Okay. Let's go fight for the tower"}, {"start": 15708.12, "end": 15710.12, "text": " Shit they got roof"}, {"start": 15710.800000000001, "end": 15719.36, "text": " wait jump down jump down jump down no the resting and I can't I'm so fucking"}, {"start": 15719.36, "end": 15725.080000000002, "text": " terrible I can't get my hilly to be where I want I'm I threw it I threw this"}, {"start": 15725.080000000002, "end": 15728.68, "text": " I threw it I threw it completely"}, {"start": 15740.800000000001, "end": 15750.800000000001, "text": " That sniper sounds insane, bro."}, {"start": 15750.800000000001, "end": 15754.6, "text": " Bro, what the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 15754.6, "end": 15757.080000000002, "text": " You absolute trash bag!"}, {"start": 15757.080000000002, "end": 15760.400000000001, "text": " Oh my god, you're fucking terrible!"}, {"start": 15760.400000000001, "end": 15761.880000000001, "text": " You're terrible!"}, {"start": 15761.880000000001, "end": 15763.880000000001, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 15763.880000000001, "end": 15767.76, "text": " How many times are you gonna run around in a circle?!"}, {"start": 15767.76, "end": 15769.640000000001, "text": " How many fucking times?!"}, {"start": 15769.640000000001, "end": 15770.840000000002, "text": " Get moving."}, {"start": 15770.840000000002, "end": 15776.000000000002, "text": " Do you ever get tired of running around in a circle?"}, {"start": 15776.000000000002, "end": 15778.880000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15778.880000000001, "end": 15782.920000000002, "text": " I just kept running around like we're playing merry-go-round."}, {"start": 15782.920000000002, "end": 15785.840000000002, "text": " I just kept thinking to myself, maybe he'll stop."}, {"start": 15785.840000000002, "end": 15787.680000000002, "text": " Oh, he must not be here."}, {"start": 15787.680000000002, "end": 15789.2, "text": " I should have never."}, {"start": 15789.2, "end": 15791.12, "text": " I should have never considered it."}, {"start": 15791.12, "end": 15794.840000000002, "text": " I should have known that a 35-year-old man with multiple kids"}, {"start": 15794.840000000002, "end": 15799.240000000002, "text": " was going to run around the tower nine times."}, {"start": 15799.24, "end": 15801.24, "text": " I should have fucking predicted it!"}, {"start": 15803.24, "end": 15804.24, "text": " Damage!"}, {"start": 15805.84, "end": 15809.24, "text": " Oh dude, I fucking hate this game."}, {"start": 15809.24, "end": 15814.24, "text": " I love it, and I love that I hate it, and I fucking hate this game, bro."}, {"start": 15815.24, "end": 15818.24, "text": " I hate this game. You know what it is? I don't hate the game. I hate the people."}, {"start": 15818.24, "end": 15821.24, "text": " I hate people. That's what I hate."}, {"start": 15821.24, "end": 15824.24, "text": " I hate people, I think."}, {"start": 15824.24, "end": 15825.24, "text": " So I'm a dog person."}, {"start": 15825.24, "end": 15830.119999999999, "text": " dogs they wouldn't run around the fucking top of a tower nine times because"}, {"start": 15830.119999999999, "end": 15833.4, "text": " they're bitchless and losers they wouldn't do that they'd sit there and eat"}, {"start": 15833.4, "end": 15839.6, "text": " bones and hang out you know not these fucking freaks these freaks will do"}, {"start": 15839.6, "end": 15843.88, "text": " anything like their lives depend on it like the kit that they're wearing is the"}, {"start": 15843.88, "end": 15850.38, "text": " last kit that they are ever allowed to wear in the game of war dogs also I"}, {"start": 15850.38, "end": 15854.44, "text": " love the fact that when I pop a parachute and I fall from three fucking"}, {"start": 15854.44, "end": 15861.44, "text": " inches, my legs snap in half."}, {"start": 15874.44, "end": 15881.44, "text": " I think it's still worth getting up here."}, {"start": 15884.44, "end": 15897.6, "text": " Please God, please God rest me. Please God. Please, please God rest me. Please for love"}, {"start": 15897.6, "end": 15917.84, "text": " of all things in this world, rest of you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 15917.84, "end": 15924.880000000001, "text": " I found no bandages. I have so many grenades but I don't have any bandages."}, {"start": 15924.880000000001, "end": 15926.880000000001, "text": " I don't know where that guy is."}, {"start": 15932.880000000001, "end": 15934.880000000001, "text": " Fuck me."}, {"start": 15934.880000000001, "end": 15954.880000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15954.880000000001, "end": 15963.880000000001, "text": " everybody wants to start"}, {"start": 15963.880000000001, "end": 15978.76, "text": " right next to the flag to the tower to"}, {"start": 15978.76, "end": 16007.08, "text": " I had shot at him once, but he's alive."}, {"start": 16007.08, "end": 16009.08, "text": " don't get on health"}, {"start": 16016.52, "end": 16018.52, "text": " holy mother of god"}, {"start": 16037.08, "end": 16052.8, "text": " Oh shit, don't we have long range off your game for this?"}, {"start": 16052.8, "end": 16054.76, "text": " Shut up, fuck up over there!"}, {"start": 16054.76, "end": 16060.32, "text": " There's one in the trees, bloody hell."}, {"start": 16060.32, "end": 16061.84, "text": " There's a- what the fuck?"}, {"start": 16067.08, "end": 16085.76, "text": " I have no idea where that guy is, just invisible to me."}, {"start": 16085.76, "end": 16093.92, "text": " No one's coming for you jackass, you better respawn."}, {"start": 16093.92, "end": 16095.92, "text": " Do-do-do!"}, {"start": 16109.92, "end": 16111.92, "text": " Do-do-do-do!"}, {"start": 16112.92, "end": 16114.92, "text": " Do-do-do-do!"}, {"start": 16114.92, "end": 16116.92, "text": " The time is up! The time is now! Now! Now!"}, {"start": 16117.92, "end": 16119.92, "text": " You can't see me!"}, {"start": 16119.92, "end": 16123.36, "text": " Oh, that guy's not seeing anything. I'm going for it."}, {"start": 16128.8, "end": 16130.48, "text": " Okay, I'm going peeking."}, {"start": 16133.52, "end": 16134.960000000001, "text": " Scope is that. I have no idea."}, {"start": 16134.960000000001, "end": 16154.320000000002, "text": " I just died this killer shoot I know it is but my god I just I feel like Helen Keller"}, {"start": 16154.32, "end": 16169.32, "text": " this diaper. Holy shit. Where'd that go? You know?"}, {"start": 16184.32, "end": 16187.02, "text": " Alright, you know what? You want it more than me."}, {"start": 16187.52, "end": 16191.119999999999, "text": " You good sir, you just want it more than I do."}, {"start": 16191.619999999999, "end": 16192.32, "text": " To be honest."}, {"start": 16192.72, "end": 16194.119999999999, "text": " I'm out of waste of my time over there."}, {"start": 16204.119999999999, "end": 16205.92, "text": " They're shooting from the second window right here in the middle."}, {"start": 16214.32, "end": 16216.32, "text": " Shut his toe off."}, {"start": 16216.32, "end": 16218.32, "text": " Fuck that toe."}, {"start": 16218.32, "end": 16219.32, "text": " Nobody wants any more."}, {"start": 16219.32, "end": 16221.32, "text": " Fuck his toe. Fuck his toe."}, {"start": 16244.32, "end": 16251.32, "text": " Oh gentlemen I have no idea what this guy is."}, {"start": 16255.16, "end": 16262.16, "text": " Do they have doors on the ladder? This freak, I love it!"}, {"start": 16266.279999999999, "end": 16272.0, "text": " Peek it! Peek it!"}, {"start": 16272.0, "end": 16279.0, "text": " ain't gonna pick it"}, {"start": 16279.0, "end": 16281.84, "text": " i'm not going to lie this is probably my least"}, {"start": 16281.84, "end": 16284.72, "text": " my least favorite way to play the game so far"}, {"start": 16284.72, "end": 16291.72, "text": " this is absolute shit"}, {"start": 16294.12, "end": 16295.28, "text": " yeah fuck this"}, {"start": 16295.28, "end": 16296.8, "text": " fuck this"}, {"start": 16296.8, "end": 16300.52, "text": " i don't know how some of it does it"}, {"start": 16300.52, "end": 16307.52, "text": " book this shit I'm out"}, {"start": 16307.52, "end": 16308.52, "text": " the better man than me bro"}, {"start": 16308.52, "end": 16313.52, "text": " this shit blows"}, {"start": 16313.52, "end": 16320.52, "text": " how much swap? smart man, thank you"}, {"start": 16330.52, "end": 16354.4, "text": " We'll see ya."}, {"start": 16354.4, "end": 16355.800000000001, "text": " Damn they built this shit up."}, {"start": 16360.52, "end": 16362.52, "text": " That close? I hope so."}, {"start": 16363.880000000001, "end": 16365.880000000001, "text": " Oh, they're starting to push up."}, {"start": 16387.96, "end": 16389.96, "text": " I don't know how to shut that door."}, {"start": 16390.52, "end": 16397.52, "text": " I'm going to kill you."}, {"start": 16405.52, "end": 16412.52, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 16412.52, "end": 16419.52, "text": " How's everybody doing?"}, {"start": 16419.52, "end": 16421.86, "text": " Everybody's muted. Jack, how are you doing, bud?"}, {"start": 16425.06, "end": 16425.56, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 16428.32, "end": 16429.96, "text": " Someone talking to me. Yeah."}, {"start": 16431.28, "end": 16432.68, "text": " I said, how are you doing, Jack?"}, {"start": 16433.8, "end": 16434.28, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 16435.56, "end": 16436.52, "text": " We pushed it yesterday."}, {"start": 16436.52, "end": 16438.44, "text": " PC and my back's hurting a little bit more today."}, {"start": 16439.4, "end": 16440.72, "text": " Not a lot of stretches."}, {"start": 16442.72, "end": 16443.600000000002, "text": " On stream."}, {"start": 16445.2, "end": 16445.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 16447.0, "end": 16449.12, "text": " Dammit, you should have told me I want to watch."}, {"start": 16449.52, "end": 16454.52, "text": " Yeah, when an ad hits, I try to kind of show feet or try to get an arch back."}, {"start": 16454.52, "end": 16455.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16455.52, "end": 16456.52, "text": " It's so stupid."}, {"start": 16456.52, "end": 16459.52, "text": " It's annoying at first."}, {"start": 16459.52, "end": 16462.52, "text": " Yeah, they're still sold in the tower."}, {"start": 16462.52, "end": 16470.52, "text": " I mean, dude, the entire map is nothing but snipers, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 16470.52, "end": 16481.72, "text": " You know what I've realized, Jack, is that I just don't have the patience of some of"}, {"start": 16481.72, "end": 16482.72, "text": " these guys."}, {"start": 16482.72, "end": 16483.72, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 16483.72, "end": 16490.4, "text": " I just don't, I don't have it in me to sit in a bush with my dick planted in the dirt"}, {"start": 16490.4, "end": 16494.48, "text": " for 20 minutes straight and never move."}, {"start": 16494.48, "end": 16498.36, "text": " Or sit in a building like this guy has with an AK and never move."}, {"start": 16498.36, "end": 16499.36, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 16499.36, "end": 16502.600000000002, "text": " I think I'm just I think I'm just a pilot"}, {"start": 16504.600000000002, "end": 16509.88, "text": " Like I fly around I find people at will I fuck with the people who play like that I"}, {"start": 16510.84, "end": 16517.72, "text": " Just I don't know. I don't know running into people who just refuse to move in the game. It's just not enjoyable"}, {"start": 16520.84, "end": 16523.36, "text": " We are winning 21 points not too shabby"}, {"start": 16529.36, "end": 16545.96, "text": " get sticks for pilot maybe armor nine man I snatched them damn is that a full on"}, {"start": 16545.96, "end": 16556.2, "text": " tank wait word I just saw a tank killed somebody where yeah I'm Kiwi"}, {"start": 16556.2, "end": 16558.2, "text": " Did you also just die for the mountain?"}, {"start": 16558.2, "end": 16560.2, "text": " M249?"}, {"start": 16560.2, "end": 16562.2, "text": " I sure did."}, {"start": 16562.2, "end": 16566.2, "text": " Wait, there's a guy on a mountain?"}, {"start": 16566.2, "end": 16571.2, "text": " No, he's in a bush, and he's got his five-pot on his LMG."}, {"start": 16571.2, "end": 16574.2, "text": " Just shredding our tower."}, {"start": 16574.2, "end": 16578.2, "text": " Wait, why don't I see this guy on the map?"}, {"start": 16578.2, "end": 16582.2, "text": " There's a guy completely invisible on the map to me,"}, {"start": 16582.2, "end": 16585.2, "text": " but I see him..."}, {"start": 16585.2, "end": 16587.760000000002, "text": " What the fuck? I've never seen that before."}, {"start": 16587.760000000002, "end": 16617.640000000003, "text": " Oh, yeah, they're getting a massive base set up over here."}, {"start": 16617.64, "end": 16641.52, "text": " I see the reds respawned I just left dammit"}, {"start": 16641.52, "end": 16651.52, "text": " I don't know if you guys will still be able to see what's going on here."}, {"start": 16651.52, "end": 16661.52, "text": " I don't know if you guys will still be able to see what's going on here."}, {"start": 16661.52, "end": 16677.600000000002, "text": " I'm dead. Hey, we did our job. We did our job. Oh, we killed one who was laying in a bush."}, {"start": 16679.36, "end": 16684.72, "text": " Hey, we did our job delaying the builds delaying the builds. Now we go back, but I think we go"}, {"start": 16684.72, "end": 16691.2, "text": " back with the machine gun one. Let me grab a backpack. We're going to actually need armor on"}, {"start": 16691.2, "end": 16701.280000000002, "text": " this flight. I'm just gonna reset and go hop some. Literally what I'm doing here. I'll go with the minigun. The"}, {"start": 16701.280000000002, "end": 16713.32, "text": " tower's the worst tower in the game. These two tower nets like this is the worst thing you can do at the FN Tower. Yeah. Well that"}, {"start": 16713.32, "end": 16717.04, "text": " tower specifically I feel like is just really bad to hold because you got the"}, {"start": 16717.04, "end": 16722.72, "text": " apartment you got all the bushes and trees with not really much high ground"}, {"start": 16722.72, "end": 16727.56, "text": " it's just a bad spot to be. We should really take the fob near us."}, {"start": 16727.56, "end": 16730.56, "text": " Tower two."}, {"start": 16733.48, "end": 16737.760000000002, "text": " Fuckin' I guess I'm flying this helly I didn't even buy it."}, {"start": 16737.760000000002, "end": 16747.280000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah, you put, especially with this, with the rockets, you can only put two rows."}, {"start": 16747.280000000002, "end": 16752.4, "text": " It's not like that worth it, because six rockets, you're not killing anything other"}, {"start": 16752.4, "end": 16754.72, "text": " than like regular cars and shit."}, {"start": 16754.72, "end": 16761.88, "text": " You're not killing any, you know, respawns or tanks with six."}, {"start": 16761.88, "end": 16765.760000000002, "text": " But with this, you get a lot of ammo in your bag."}, {"start": 16765.760000000002, "end": 16767.760000000002, "text": " A lot of ammo in your bag."}, {"start": 16768.960000000003, "end": 16769.960000000003, "text": " Lock in boys."}, {"start": 16774.06, "end": 16776.06, "text": " Hey, hey bro, fuck me."}, {"start": 16795.760000000002, "end": 16802.760000000002, "text": " Let's just go to the zone and then we'll get back to where we just go to the south, do you agree?"}, {"start": 16802.760000000002, "end": 16803.760000000002, "text": " Alright then."}, {"start": 16803.760000000002, "end": 16806.760000000002, "text": " We're probably gonna fall here, right?"}, {"start": 16806.760000000002, "end": 16809.760000000002, "text": " Young man, that's a long way to go."}, {"start": 16820.760000000002, "end": 16824.760000000002, "text": " Good knowledge. Approach your position."}, {"start": 16855.760000000002, "end": 16863.960000000003, "text": " I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing"}, {"start": 16868.88, "end": 16870.88, "text": " You go there"}, {"start": 16870.88, "end": 16880.18, "text": " I think out there type of one's on the left quick"}, {"start": 16880.18, "end": 16881.18, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 16881.18, "end": 16887.66, "text": " He's seven I'm playing wild forever today."}, {"start": 16887.66, "end": 16890.18, "text": " He didn't like it."}, {"start": 16890.18, "end": 16898.18, "text": " No he didn't he shot me in the head from the sea waves right in front of me."}, {"start": 16898.18, "end": 16899.18, "text": " It wasn't a cheater."}, {"start": 16899.18, "end": 16907.02, "text": " regular player. Get in boys. We're going to their tower. Red team's going to become"}, {"start": 16907.02, "end": 16910.62, "text": " more of a problem as this base gets built up. Yeah, we're going to the tower right now."}, {"start": 16910.62, "end": 16915.1, "text": " Okay, there's a guy that's building on mortars that's begging to know where the tower was"}, {"start": 16915.1, "end": 16920.5, "text": " if you can somehow. The tower, hit tower 2 man. It's tower 2. That's where everything"}, {"start": 16920.5, "end": 16927.62, "text": " that they have is tower 2. Gotta hit tower 2. If I fail this, I'm picking out a tank"}, {"start": 16927.62, "end": 16929.62, "text": " I'm gonna start slamming up."}, {"start": 16929.62, "end": 16931.62, "text": " Oh, flanking us, green team, flanking deep."}, {"start": 16931.62, "end": 16933.62, "text": " Burning."}, {"start": 16933.62, "end": 16937.62, "text": " Shot at the back, help, we need to kill."}, {"start": 16941.62, "end": 16943.62, "text": " He's dead, help, he's dead."}, {"start": 16943.62, "end": 16945.62, "text": " Yo, hit tower two!"}, {"start": 16945.62, "end": 16947.62, "text": " Snipe now."}, {"start": 16947.62, "end": 16949.62, "text": " I'm gonna arrest this guy here."}, {"start": 16949.62, "end": 16951.62, "text": " Hopefully that guy heard us."}, {"start": 16951.62, "end": 16953.62, "text": " Alright boys, lock in."}, {"start": 16953.62, "end": 16955.62, "text": " There's a C-Wiz."}, {"start": 16955.62, "end": 16962.62, "text": " I have no idea what you're saying, be ready."}, {"start": 16962.62, "end": 16973.62, "text": " Get ready, get ready, go, go, go!"}, {"start": 16973.62, "end": 16979.62, "text": " Take this shit!"}, {"start": 16979.62, "end": 16983.62, "text": " What's up you bitches?"}, {"start": 16983.62, "end": 16985.62, "text": " Clear it! Clear it! Clear it!"}, {"start": 17013.62, "end": 17015.62, "text": " They're counter-nading!"}, {"start": 17022.62, "end": 17023.62, "text": " Buck them up!"}, {"start": 17026.62, "end": 17028.62, "text": " Air! In the air!"}, {"start": 17034.62, "end": 17036.62, "text": " All these people, you want to... I'm the one you want."}, {"start": 17037.62, "end": 17039.62, "text": " Of all these people here, I'm the one."}, {"start": 17043.62, "end": 17047.219999999998, "text": " Actually a really good, really good protection right now."}, {"start": 17061.14, "end": 17064.34, "text": " This isn't even his tower. Okay, he's gone."}, {"start": 17064.34, "end": 17074.34, "text": " Nice, thank you for your attention."}, {"start": 17074.34, "end": 17084.34, "text": " All right, we've taken top of this tower."}, {"start": 17084.34, "end": 17087.14, "text": " right behind us now"}, {"start": 17097.62, "end": 17103.14, "text": " i'm too shabby bro we fucking wiped these guys quick there's still people"}, {"start": 17103.14, "end": 17105.54, "text": " underneath us"}, {"start": 17107.46, "end": 17110.34, "text": " let them have it boys"}, {"start": 17114.34, "end": 17124.34, "text": " right"}, {"start": 17134.02, "end": 17142.34, "text": " that our teammate dying or that or that guy close dying doing great doing great doing great"}, {"start": 17144.34, "end": 17151.34, "text": " fuck yeah we are we ain't leaving"}, {"start": 17161.62, "end": 17168.62, "text": " doing great boys doing great"}, {"start": 17174.34, "end": 17176.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17199.420000000002, "end": 17201.420000000002, "text": " Right below"}, {"start": 17201.420000000002, "end": 17205.58, "text": " this guy fucking can this ember Dean"}, {"start": 17205.58, "end": 17208.620000000003, "text": " reloading we got so much ammo we can we"}, {"start": 17208.620000000003, "end": 17212.100000000002, "text": " can be up here for forever"}, {"start": 17213.460000000003, "end": 17219.940000000002, "text": " nice I'm playing with Tony and courage"}, {"start": 17219.940000000002, "end": 17221.260000000002, "text": " we're just all doing different things"}, {"start": 17221.260000000002, "end": 17224.22, "text": " right now"}, {"start": 17224.22, "end": 17226.22, "text": " Hell yeah, brother!"}, {"start": 17235.620000000003, "end": 17237.620000000003, "text": " Doing great, boys!"}, {"start": 17242.460000000003, "end": 17244.460000000003, "text": " Oh, they're fucking!"}, {"start": 17247.780000000002, "end": 17249.780000000002, "text": " Get ready, ready to look up!"}, {"start": 17254.22, "end": 17256.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17257.18, "end": 17259.18, "text": " Didn't drop anybody no"}, {"start": 17272.22, "end": 17274.22, "text": " Gotta go down we gotta go down"}, {"start": 17284.22, "end": 17308.420000000002, "text": " come on win it win it rocket heli win it win it rocket heli you got this shit come"}, {"start": 17308.420000000002, "end": 17309.420000000002, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 17309.420000000002, "end": 17316.980000000003, "text": " Oh, he lost, he lost, he lost."}, {"start": 17316.980000000003, "end": 17319.260000000002, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 17320.260000000002, "end": 17322.260000000002, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 17325.260000000002, "end": 17327.260000000002, "text": " How good"}, {"start": 17349.260000000002, "end": 17356.260000000002, "text": " We're in hell!"}, {"start": 17356.260000000002, "end": 17361.260000000002, "text": " Weird hell!"}, {"start": 17361.260000000002, "end": 17367.260000000002, "text": " Weird hell!"}, {"start": 17367.260000000002, "end": 17373.260000000002, "text": " Weird hell!"}, {"start": 17373.260000000002, "end": 17378.260000000002, "text": " We're in hell! We're in hell!"}, {"start": 17381.260000000002, "end": 17386.260000000002, "text": " Yep, yep, yep, yep, we're doing great right now, boys. It's down, it's down, it's down."}, {"start": 17391.260000000002, "end": 17394.260000000002, "text": " It's not down. I repeat, it's not down."}, {"start": 17403.260000000002, "end": 17421.02, "text": " We need immediate support, immediate support."}, {"start": 17421.02, "end": 17433.100000000002, "text": " I am currently hiding as an Apache helicopter is destroying the building I'm in."}, {"start": 17433.1, "end": 17435.1, "text": " Yeah, the green has a havoc."}, {"start": 17435.1, "end": 17435.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17435.6, "end": 17439.1, "text": " Green's our big threat now."}, {"start": 17439.1, "end": 17440.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17440.1, "end": 17441.1, "text": " Locking another one."}, {"start": 17441.1, "end": 17443.1, "text": " Let's thank the droppin'."}, {"start": 17450.1, "end": 17453.1, "text": " Dude, we're kind of fitting them out here in the zone."}, {"start": 17453.1, "end": 17453.6, "text": " Sounds good."}, {"start": 17453.6, "end": 17455.1, "text": " It's actually pretty good tower over here where the structure was."}, {"start": 17455.1, "end": 17457.1, "text": " Thanks for your numbers now."}, {"start": 17457.1, "end": 17458.1, "text": " Great work, boys."}, {"start": 17458.1, "end": 17459.1, "text": " Keep an eye on the map."}, {"start": 17459.1, "end": 17462.1, "text": " There's another one over here."}, {"start": 17462.1, "end": 17464.78, "text": " So I'm pulling back towards UT, you might not need to move."}, {"start": 17465.78, "end": 17469.059999999998, "text": " Alright, we have a squad holding this red tower."}, {"start": 17472.5, "end": 17475.82, "text": " Oh no, this guy kelps his leg in the bush, I can't see him."}, {"start": 17483.18, "end": 17484.46, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 17486.3, "end": 17488.219999999998, "text": " That's an absolute air battle."}, {"start": 17492.100000000002, "end": 17494.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, definitely."}, {"start": 17506.940000000002, "end": 17508.940000000002, "text": " Cav is back!"}, {"start": 17513.260000000002, "end": 17516.7, "text": " Oh my God. Oh my God."}, {"start": 17519.780000000002, "end": 17521.780000000002, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 17521.78, "end": 17526.379999999997, "text": " My god, barbecue don't worry yet. Nothing matters anymore. I'll be eating"}, {"start": 17527.739999999998, "end": 17531.02, "text": " What do you guys do to have it? I'm gonna be in this corner eating"}, {"start": 17535.42, "end": 17542.14, "text": " Fuck yeah, that's honestly so much better. Hope everyone's dying around me. Thank you my love"}, {"start": 17544.98, "end": 17546.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17547.62, "end": 17549.62, "text": " You're the best"}, {"start": 17551.78, "end": 17558.78, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 17558.78, "end": 17562.78, "text": " Did we get to play yet?"}, {"start": 17562.78, "end": 17569.78, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 17577.78, "end": 17579.78, "text": " I got a pole port,"}, {"start": 17579.78, "end": 17584.78, "text": " Banes, a piece of cornbread, and potato gas roll."}, {"start": 17586.78, "end": 17590.28, "text": " Chat, and I'm gonna tell you the spot that's near me."}, {"start": 17591.28, "end": 17595.78, "text": " Boys, it's some of the best barbecue I've ever had."}, {"start": 17596.78, "end": 17600.78, "text": " It's not only in my eating barbecue, but it's like the best barbecue."}, {"start": 17601.78, "end": 17602.78, "text": " I'm in heaven."}, {"start": 17603.78, "end": 17604.78, "text": " Is it dead?"}, {"start": 17605.78, "end": 17606.78, "text": " Nope, that was us at the end."}, {"start": 17606.78, "end": 17608.78, "text": " Okay, well, that'll happen."}, {"start": 17609.78, "end": 17612.78, "text": " You've never had brisket?"}, {"start": 17612.78, "end": 17614.78, "text": " You're missing out."}, {"start": 17614.78, "end": 17615.78, "text": " You're missing out."}, {"start": 17615.78, "end": 17620.78, "text": " You are missing out on a part of life that no person should ever miss out on."}, {"start": 17620.78, "end": 17622.78, "text": " I can't lie to you."}, {"start": 17622.78, "end": 17624.78, "text": " It's an incredible part of life."}, {"start": 17624.78, "end": 17627.78, "text": " I haven't just left to go restock."}, {"start": 17627.78, "end": 17631.78, "text": " Fucking rubas, man."}, {"start": 17631.78, "end": 17633.78, "text": " I hate these sons of bitches."}, {"start": 17633.78, "end": 17635.78, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 17635.78, "end": 17638.78, "text": " Can we, we can all come out?"}, {"start": 17638.78, "end": 17641.94, "text": " All right, resume fighting, resume fighting."}, {"start": 17643.94, "end": 17645.66, "text": " I think they've got control now."}, {"start": 17645.66, "end": 17647.059999999998, "text": " Son of a bitch."}, {"start": 17650.539999999997, "end": 17653.78, "text": " Resume fighting, everybody, resume fighting."}, {"start": 17654.699999999997, "end": 17657.26, "text": " We can all come out of our holes."}, {"start": 17657.26, "end": 17659.26, "text": " Everyone's hiding in the tower, maybe?"}, {"start": 17668.78, "end": 17676.699999999997, "text": " Oh, it might be back everyone. Careful"}, {"start": 17681.02, "end": 17683.8, "text": " Back in our holes everyone get back in your holes"}, {"start": 17690.26, "end": 17692.26, "text": " Anyways"}, {"start": 17698.78, "end": 17700.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17708.059999999998, "end": 17713.26, "text": " All right resume fighting resume fighting"}, {"start": 17715.82, "end": 17720.0, "text": " Time in time in I'm the only player I believe in the whole awesome"}, {"start": 17728.78, "end": 17730.78, "text": " Pitches? Pitch-bussin'?"}, {"start": 17731.92, "end": 17734.42, "text": " I don't know if this is the time for me to know where that mishap is."}, {"start": 17734.42, "end": 17736.42, "text": " It's the simple front of your house, though."}, {"start": 17748.579999999998, "end": 17749.579999999998, "text": " Ah, there, fuck her."}, {"start": 17758.78, "end": 17785.579999999998, "text": " Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah."}, {"start": 17785.58, "end": 17787.58, "text": " I will"}, {"start": 17796.660000000003, "end": 17798.660000000003, "text": " Patience is key gentlemen"}, {"start": 17808.140000000003, "end": 17810.140000000003, "text": " The work"}, {"start": 17815.58, "end": 17817.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17819.780000000002, "end": 17821.780000000002, "text": " Know hunch you there"}, {"start": 17827.9, "end": 17830.940000000002, "text": " Fuck I'm not not gonna do"}, {"start": 17833.820000000003, "end": 17836.5, "text": " People jumping right on me right now teeth literally on me on me"}, {"start": 17842.22, "end": 17844.22, "text": " Got the other"}, {"start": 17845.58, "end": 17850.58, "text": " Yeah, I heard a pretty good one."}, {"start": 17850.58, "end": 17852.58, "text": " Yeah, I heard a pretty good one."}, {"start": 17852.58, "end": 17854.58, "text": " Yeah, I heard a pretty good one."}, {"start": 17870.58, "end": 17872.58, "text": " Gotta close that gate, boys."}, {"start": 17872.58, "end": 17874.58, "text": " Gotta close it."}, {"start": 17875.58, "end": 17898.780000000002, "text": " We need an anti-air up. I got a level 3 hammer on me and supplies."}, {"start": 17898.78, "end": 17905.78, "text": " smoke, no smoke. We need anti air."}, {"start": 17905.78, "end": 17929.1, "text": " I got one of our heli scum load up."}, {"start": 17929.1, "end": 17931.739999999998, "text": " These guys don't know how to build for shit."}, {"start": 17931.739999999998, "end": 17935.5, "text": " Like, where are you shooting these mortars to?"}, {"start": 17935.5, "end": 17950.02, "text": " I wonder they lost it are yelling at me when they're coming oh not good not a"}, {"start": 17950.02, "end": 17960.58, "text": " good idea not a good idea I'm good just grabbing meds can we do we have what we"}, {"start": 17960.58, "end": 17966.34, "text": " need to build a a shots behind you I think down to yourself there's a hammer"}, {"start": 17966.34, "end": 17972.22, "text": " right here let me say right here my teammate shooting to I think yourself is"}, {"start": 17972.22, "end": 17979.940000000002, "text": " actually clear I think it was teammates oh we pull we pull we pull okay building"}, {"start": 17979.940000000002, "end": 17988.140000000003, "text": " a a protect me at all costs here in the trees I'm not gonna lie on you not"}, {"start": 17988.14, "end": 17993.78, "text": " a lot I have barbecue you want to make this I don't want my barbecue to get"}, {"start": 17993.78, "end": 18001.34, "text": " cold that's my boy that's my boy that's my boy that's my boy that's my"}, {"start": 18001.34, "end": 18005.62, "text": " fucking boy right there that's my boy right there don't worry you got all my"}, {"start": 18005.62, "end": 18008.02, "text": " attention"}, {"start": 18012.14, "end": 18015.14, "text": " sir"}, {"start": 18018.14, "end": 18028.14, "text": " Hey, if you walk backwards and work the X to a corner, it will stay in one spot."}, {"start": 18028.14, "end": 18038.92, "text": " I got you, bro"}, {"start": 18038.92, "end": 18055.14, "text": " Guys, guys, there you go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 18055.38, "end": 18057.38, "text": " No way"}, {"start": 18069.82, "end": 18073.38, "text": " Gentle don't bit my fucking finger off"}, {"start": 18075.66, "end": 18080.059999999998, "text": " Wait, I got the supplies over here the supplies over here come come come what about fish?"}, {"start": 18080.06, "end": 18097.7, "text": " not this guy Jesus this nope not this guy I see this I'm out of ammo fuck me"}, {"start": 18110.06, "end": 18117.06, "text": " You got some of my baked beans and cornbread and shit, whatever you do, what you got a"}, {"start": 18117.06, "end": 18119.260000000002, "text": " little bit of condiments in the sides like that."}, {"start": 18119.260000000002, "end": 18123.38, "text": " Potato salad, potato salad, or potato something."}, {"start": 18123.38, "end": 18131.460000000003, "text": " And then a little bit of cornbread, a little bit of baked beans."}, {"start": 18131.460000000003, "end": 18136.460000000003, "text": " That guy's dead up there."}, {"start": 18136.46, "end": 18146.46, "text": " Oh my gosh, red respawn truck is here boys, brace."}, {"start": 18146.46, "end": 18149.28, "text": " We gotta finish this shit."}, {"start": 18149.28, "end": 18151.78, "text": " Someone type in the chat that we need supplies to fog."}, {"start": 18151.78, "end": 18158.86, "text": " Fuck you, get out of here, you don't own this anymore Jackass, this is ours."}, {"start": 18158.86, "end": 18163.14, "text": " This is the Tower of Hunch, get the hell out of here."}, {"start": 18163.14, "end": 18165.14, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 18165.14, "end": 18172.34, "text": " of yours no more. Hey listen, we can have a conversation. We can have a conversation."}, {"start": 18172.34, "end": 18182.14, "text": " What's going on? Come back over here. Let's talk about things. Okay. Welcome to the Tower"}, {"start": 18182.14, "end": 18187.14, "text": " of Hutch. My name is King Hutch. I am the one who rolls here. Is there something you"}, {"start": 18187.14, "end": 18196.42, "text": " need we can pay for we can pay we can pay you let me let me go get something"}, {"start": 18196.42, "end": 18204.059999999998, "text": " stay right there give me two seconds don't throw grenades at him he's friendly"}, {"start": 18204.06, "end": 18214.06, "text": " fuck where is that where's the thing where's my C4 detonator bro it"}, {"start": 18214.06, "end": 18216.82, "text": " disappeared"}, {"start": 18219.38, "end": 18233.22, "text": " where is it where is it it's fucking gone bro it's gone it's gone"}, {"start": 18234.06, "end": 18244.600000000002, "text": " I'm sorry about that sir I'm back anyways so listen what what what do you need huh"}, {"start": 18244.600000000002, "end": 18253.800000000003, "text": " oh watch yourself armor guns and bullets that doesn't seem like a fair"}, {"start": 18253.8, "end": 18268.82, "text": " trade what are you giving me annoying me I love you being here you're like"}, {"start": 18268.82, "end": 18284.12, "text": " family to me do what strike okay how do we become civil"}, {"start": 18284.12, "end": 18301.8, "text": " Okay, first off, I know, I know, I know, but we have to, we have to listen, this is how politics work, okay?"}, {"start": 18301.8, "end": 18329.86, "text": " Alright boys, come on up here. Come on up here. What are you guys thinking? Come on"}, {"start": 18359.86, "end": 18361.86, "text": " This is not good"}, {"start": 18365.78, "end": 18367.78, "text": " Why do we"}, {"start": 18369.22, "end": 18374.66, "text": " We need fucking supplies, please"}, {"start": 18378.06, "end": 18380.06, "text": " Tower girl"}, {"start": 18382.940000000002, "end": 18385.9, "text": " Bro, what is our team doing these blue Fox?"}, {"start": 18390.86, "end": 18392.86, "text": " ammo building"}, {"start": 18394.100000000002, "end": 18396.760000000002, "text": " Baldung we need some build on"}, {"start": 18399.54, "end": 18403.02, "text": " No, I swear it did but I don't know where it went"}, {"start": 18404.5, "end": 18408.100000000002, "text": " Shut that how about there we need a rise in the tower"}, {"start": 18414.420000000002, "end": 18416.58, "text": " Fuck you fuck you"}, {"start": 18446.58, "end": 18451.02, "text": " Somebody hit a peanut. Let's get a band, please"}, {"start": 18453.980000000003, "end": 18455.980000000003, "text": " My barbecue's getting cold"}, {"start": 18466.54, "end": 18473.960000000003, "text": " Yeah, we got any 556 oh, yeah, sorry about that"}, {"start": 18476.58, "end": 18490.5, "text": " I said steal some of your ammo real quick"}, {"start": 18490.5, "end": 18505.44, "text": " They dropped anything you shut down"}, {"start": 18505.44, "end": 18517.34, "text": " Yeah, but we have no fucking resources man and our team is useless as shit"}, {"start": 18517.34, "end": 18526.9, "text": " Guys, can we start just messaging our team in the chat over and over again until they bring"}, {"start": 18526.9, "end": 18528.5, "text": " it?"}, {"start": 18528.5, "end": 18531.74, "text": " Maybe that's what we do."}, {"start": 18531.74, "end": 18539.7, "text": " Oh my gosh, I'm gonna lose it."}, {"start": 18539.7, "end": 18543.58, "text": " this is out here your mom's a hoe"}, {"start": 18551.34, "end": 18555.58, "text": " this asshole is driving over to where he knows I'm laying just so I have to"}, {"start": 18555.58, "end": 18558.02, "text": " hear the horn"}, {"start": 18569.7, "end": 18576.7, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 18576.7, "end": 18591.7, "text": " What the fuck, what the fuck, they're in, they're in, they're fucking in."}, {"start": 18591.7, "end": 18595.7, "text": " They're in the base! They're in the castle!"}, {"start": 18605.7, "end": 18609.7, "text": " This is what the Spanish would say is no bueno!"}, {"start": 18611.7, "end": 18612.7, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 18612.7, "end": 18633.72, "text": " all the lawn do not be scared of these savages they cannot hurt us these"}, {"start": 18633.72, "end": 18648.2, "text": " Hayden's oh my god sky dragon everybody inside sky dragon"}, {"start": 18648.2, "end": 18656.64, "text": " I'm too fat for the fucking door!"}, {"start": 18656.64, "end": 18664.48, "text": " You're gonna die soon, jackass!"}, {"start": 18664.48, "end": 18671.4, "text": " Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!"}, {"start": 18671.4, "end": 18672.4, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 18672.4, "end": 18674.4, "text": " That's our generator!"}, {"start": 18674.4, "end": 18676.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18677.920000000002, "end": 18681.52, "text": " Hey, uh, Bando, can you type in the chat again, please?"}, {"start": 18682.52, "end": 18688.280000000002, "text": " Let him know that we are literally being seized and we have still not been given anything. Oh"}, {"start": 18688.28, "end": 18708.16, "text": " This team is fucking useless!"}, {"start": 18708.16, "end": 18715.16, "text": " We have been getting seized for 10 minutes and no one will bring me supplies!"}, {"start": 18725.16, "end": 18728.16, "text": " I'm sorry that happened, or congratulations?"}, {"start": 18728.16, "end": 18732.16, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 18732.16, "end": 18735.16, "text": " I'm eating my barbecue. I don't care anymore."}, {"start": 18738.16, "end": 18745.16, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 18745.16, "end": 18767.16, "text": " Bro, bro, bro, bro, you're gonna shoot me right before I get in the fight?"}, {"start": 18767.16, "end": 18773.88, "text": " serious oh they're alive"}, {"start": 18773.88, "end": 18797.8, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 18797.8, "end": 18799.600000000002, "text": " Thank you sir."}, {"start": 18799.600000000002, "end": 18800.600000000002, "text": " No problem boss."}, {"start": 18800.600000000002, "end": 18806.02, "text": " You're handsome skinny very muscular"}, {"start": 18808.72, "end": 18810.72, "text": " Thank you so much"}, {"start": 18822.72, "end": 18824.72, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 18830.600000000002, "end": 18840.600000000002, "text": " Hey, Mango!"}, {"start": 18840.600000000002, "end": 18850.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 18850.88, "end": 18855.88, "text": " Welcome to WarDog!"}, {"start": 18855.88, "end": 18876.56, "text": " You're safe now don't leave they're trying they're trying to make us hate ourselves we"}, {"start": 18876.56, "end": 18895.68, "text": " You must stay strong."}, {"start": 18895.68, "end": 18898.58, "text": " Stay strong, gentlemen."}, {"start": 18898.58, "end": 18905.300000000003, "text": " I believe in each and every single one of you and your ability to hold this fort."}, {"start": 18905.3, "end": 18912.78, "text": " people I may have just dropped a grenade at all of our feet we're good with an"}, {"start": 18912.78, "end": 18915.14, "text": " anti-air"}, {"start": 18921.38, "end": 18930.34, "text": " you will never kill us you will never take this part"}, {"start": 18935.3, "end": 18944.66, "text": " Oh, oh, never mind."}, {"start": 18944.66, "end": 18951.38, "text": " As I said, the level of patience that some of these people have is quite literally insane."}, {"start": 18951.38, "end": 18952.94, "text": " They have a trill there."}, {"start": 18952.94, "end": 18956.66, "text": " They just pulled it."}, {"start": 18956.66, "end": 18961.66, "text": " That's actually hilarious."}, {"start": 18961.66, "end": 18963.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18970.62, "end": 18972.62, "text": " Thank you so much"}, {"start": 18981.74, "end": 18983.74, "text": " Good"}, {"start": 18983.74, "end": 18987.74, "text": " I need to see this money back in here."}, {"start": 18987.74, "end": 18990.74, "text": " Eat shit, pussy!"}, {"start": 18990.74, "end": 18991.74, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 18991.74, "end": 18993.74, "text": " I needed the guy who was in the corner."}, {"start": 18993.74, "end": 18995.74, "text": " We're good!"}, {"start": 19013.74, "end": 19020.940000000002, "text": " We must stay focused."}, {"start": 19020.940000000002, "end": 19027.06, "text": " Do not let them deter you."}, {"start": 19027.06, "end": 19030.780000000002, "text": " Perseverance!"}, {"start": 19030.780000000002, "end": 19040.18, "text": " We don't want to use our ears anyways."}, {"start": 19040.18, "end": 19060.16, "text": " doing great yep oh shit on the corner making it beautiful shot beautiful shot"}, {"start": 19060.16, "end": 19076.32, "text": " go back to the hell where you came from demon actually work actually work"}, {"start": 19076.32, "end": 19077.32, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 19082.32, "end": 19083.32, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 19085.32, "end": 19087.32, "text": " Chad, are you having fun? I'm having fun."}, {"start": 19101.32, "end": 19102.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19102.32, "end": 19103.32, "text": " And we're back."}, {"start": 19106.32, "end": 19124.72, "text": " Are you still out there Mr. Horn Guy?"}, {"start": 19124.72, "end": 19126.72, "text": " The fuck was that noise?"}, {"start": 19140.72, "end": 19142.72, "text": " I have no idea what that guy is."}, {"start": 19154.72, "end": 19175.72, "text": " I'm fucking cooked. It's all over for me."}, {"start": 19175.72, "end": 19178.4, "text": " Okay, all right."}, {"start": 19192.960000000003, "end": 19197.32, "text": " Gentlemen, I apologize for all of you having to deal with that."}, {"start": 19198.64, "end": 19203.440000000002, "text": " But it comes to a certain point when you commit to something where you just"}, {"start": 19203.44, "end": 19209.379999999997, "text": " to have to see it through. You know what I mean? We had our food, we were eating"}, {"start": 19209.379999999997, "end": 19217.12, "text": " damn good barbecue. I had to just kind of see that one through them. You know? Now"}, {"start": 19217.12, "end": 19223.719999999998, "text": " let's go get our revenge. Now let's go get our revenge."}, {"start": 19227.239999999998, "end": 19233.359999999997, "text": " Also, if any of you are on my blue team that's served at that wonderful"}, {"start": 19233.36, "end": 19240.4, "text": " tower with me. A thousand blessings to you. If anyone else is on my blue team that never"}, {"start": 19240.4, "end": 19246.12, "text": " showed up to the tower, you're dead to me and I hope you've developed some type of skin"}, {"start": 19246.12, "end": 19253.68, "text": " condition. Nothing serious, just like an itch that you just cannot scratch. Fuck you."}, {"start": 19254.68, "end": 19256.68, "text": " Okay, well that being said, let's walk in."}, {"start": 19278.68, "end": 19282.68, "text": " I mean guys, I don't mean this in any way other than how I'm gonna say it."}, {"start": 19282.68, "end": 19289.0, "text": " our team is in every sense a level of retarded that I have never seen quite"}, {"start": 19289.0, "end": 19298.28, "text": " before. Our base is legitimately surrounded with anti-air on the"}, {"start": 19298.28, "end": 19303.4, "text": " bridge on the hill and they just took our fob over. I have no idea what the"}, {"start": 19303.4, "end": 19308.6, "text": " fuck this team is doing but I'm gonna let you guys know that your boys are"}, {"start": 19308.600000000002, "end": 19317.52, "text": " shambles. We have no footing anywhere. It's bad. How's it going on the western front?"}, {"start": 19317.52, "end": 19323.24, "text": " It was going well and then green three had a hidden base that pulled the grill so we"}, {"start": 19323.24, "end": 19325.320000000003, "text": " kind of got wiped there but we're gonna we're gonna get our foothold back."}, {"start": 19325.320000000003, "end": 19335.52, "text": " Okay. Also good. Also good. Do you have any idea where Tony has been literally the entire day?"}, {"start": 19335.52, "end": 19339.24, "text": " No, I just said that to my stream, I have no idea where he was."}, {"start": 19339.24, "end": 19340.24, "text": " Fantastic."}, {"start": 19340.24, "end": 19342.36, "text": " I don't think he's in this game."}, {"start": 19342.36, "end": 19343.36, "text": " Fantastic."}, {"start": 19343.36, "end": 19345.600000000002, "text": " Do we have confirmation from the stream?"}, {"start": 19345.600000000002, "end": 19348.24, "text": " Is Tony in this game?"}, {"start": 19348.24, "end": 19349.24, "text": " Do we know?"}, {"start": 19349.24, "end": 19352.88, "text": " Has anyone heard from him?"}, {"start": 19352.88, "end": 19354.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19354.88, "end": 19358.52, "text": " I guess he is in this game."}, {"start": 19358.52, "end": 19359.52, "text": " Wonderful."}, {"start": 19359.52, "end": 19361.52, "text": " Good to know."}, {"start": 19361.52, "end": 19366.52, "text": " Well, I'm going to attempt to fly out of spawn."}, {"start": 19366.52, "end": 19370.52, "text": " I'll tell you this right now, Hunch. He is 100% not actively in this game."}, {"start": 19370.52, "end": 19372.52, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 19372.52, "end": 19379.52, "text": " His lobby is, he's on the green team. He's in a squad with 20 people, and it's 25 and 6 to 3."}, {"start": 19379.52, "end": 19382.52, "text": " Wait, I thought he was in our game. What happened?"}, {"start": 19382.52, "end": 19386.52, "text": " Did he never leg up with us?"}, {"start": 19386.52, "end": 19388.52, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19388.52, "end": 19393.16, "text": " and then I've heard of talking like two hours yeah"}, {"start": 19393.16, "end": 19397.08, "text": " maybe it's"}, {"start": 19398.08, "end": 19402.28, "text": " hey what the fuck happened I'm actually confused oh it's probably you didn't"}, {"start": 19402.28, "end": 19405.04, "text": " want to play on the blue team"}, {"start": 19408.2, "end": 19414.36, "text": " we're actually having a good game I'll take it over being up 48 to 63 I'll say"}, {"start": 19414.36, "end": 19416.36, "text": " Yeah, amen"}, {"start": 19419.56, "end": 19424.72, "text": " Brother there is not one but two AA's on the bridge"}, {"start": 19425.760000000002, "end": 19429.48, "text": " This is a level of the dentist degeneracy. I didn't know existed"}, {"start": 19430.3, "end": 19432.3, "text": " The right bridge you're saying right?"}, {"start": 19432.3, "end": 19434.3, "text": " Can you guys see the calm down? I might try to make a play for it."}, {"start": 19436.94, "end": 19438.94, "text": " F3 C4"}, {"start": 19442.78, "end": 19447.5, "text": " Sweet God, this is not good."}, {"start": 19455.42, "end": 19457.42, "text": " Where the hell?"}, {"start": 19459.82, "end": 19461.82, "text": " We're in hell"}, {"start": 19462.3, "end": 19483.66, "text": " oh my guys I don't even know what to say about what's happening to me there is and I'm not"}, {"start": 19483.66, "end": 19488.42, "text": " exaggerating. Five sea wizards on the map."}, {"start": 19493.86, "end": 19498.74, "text": " Oh, now I'm getting chased down by a helicopter."}, {"start": 19498.74, "end": 19509.22, "text": " Gentlemen, I am in hell."}, {"start": 19509.22, "end": 19516.66, "text": " I am in a level of hell that they truly make movies about."}, {"start": 19516.66, "end": 19532.66, "text": " survivor I would like to think was pretty close to what I'm going through at this moment."}, {"start": 19532.66, "end": 19534.66, "text": " This is insane."}, {"start": 19534.66, "end": 19539.66, "text": " Okay so do we have any idea on how we win?"}, {"start": 19539.66, "end": 19548.66, "text": " Well, if we had any sort of allegiance or setup, I think we would just avoid the east side of the map for now."}, {"start": 19548.66, "end": 19552.66, "text": " We've got to try to cut off this green base on the left first."}, {"start": 19552.66, "end": 19554.66, "text": " We'll go through that bottom left bridge."}, {"start": 19554.66, "end": 19557.66, "text": " Like, red right now is less of a threat than green."}, {"start": 19557.66, "end": 19560.66, "text": " Green is so set up in there now that I don't even know how."}, {"start": 19560.66, "end": 19562.66, "text": " I mean, unless we have an arty tank."}, {"start": 19562.66, "end": 19568.66, "text": " I can arty. I can arty. But as you can see in the chat, I'm pretty sure that the moment I take it out,"}, {"start": 19568.66, "end": 19595.54, "text": " get out it will immediately be blown up but I can't attempt it I'm going to"}, {"start": 19595.54, "end": 19601.780000000002, "text": " attempt to blow up, by the way, didn't shoot a singular rocket on that trip, I"}, {"start": 19601.780000000002, "end": 19612.46, "text": " was the entire time flying around dodging AA's. Yes I'm going to I'm gonna go and"}, {"start": 19612.46, "end": 19619.420000000002, "text": " blow up die and reset but I must attempt I spent too much money on this I'll see"}, {"start": 19619.420000000002, "end": 19622.620000000003, "text": " you boys on the other side"}, {"start": 19625.54, "end": 19653.54, "text": " Fly low, fly fast, lock him."}, {"start": 19653.54, "end": 19667.3, "text": " Hold, line her up, line her up, line her up, line her up, no."}, {"start": 19667.3, "end": 19670.9, "text": " Hold."}, {"start": 19670.9, "end": 19679.58, "text": " They're looking."}, {"start": 19679.58, "end": 19681.58, "text": " I missed everything."}, {"start": 19709.58, "end": 19724.7, "text": " How many fucking rockets oh my god"}, {"start": 19724.7, "end": 19743.54, "text": " the fuck is going on guys I can guarantee you like I would bet every"}, {"start": 19743.54, "end": 19749.5, "text": " dollar that I have in my bank account which honestly isn't a lot that I'm"}, {"start": 19749.5, "end": 19754.5, "text": " I'm about to not even get to the location of shooting"}, {"start": 19754.5, "end": 19758.2, "text": " these rockets before I die, okay?"}, {"start": 19758.2, "end": 19761.94, "text": " I can almost guarantee you this is gonna end terribly,"}, {"start": 19761.94, "end": 19762.94, "text": " but we will attempt."}, {"start": 19766.64, "end": 19767.48, "text": " I am poor."}, {"start": 19771.44, "end": 19773.68, "text": " I am poor, and I am ugly."}, {"start": 19774.68, "end": 19777.28, "text": " And that's something I'm gonna have to get over."}, {"start": 19779.5, "end": 19797.78, "text": " What's the range on this I didn't know not that nope nope you're confusing me with someone"}, {"start": 19797.78, "end": 19808.46, "text": " us. 2500. Wait so we can literally just shoot it from here."}, {"start": 19808.46, "end": 19823.379999999997, "text": " What the fuck are on the blue team?"}, {"start": 19823.379999999997, "end": 19831.76, "text": " Listen Sky Jesus, Sky Jesus, you honk the horn for literally 30 minutes."}, {"start": 19831.76, "end": 19834.66, "text": " You can literally, you can die."}, {"start": 19834.66, "end": 19837.66, "text": " You can die."}, {"start": 19837.66, "end": 19839.66, "text": " You can suck my whole dick!"}, {"start": 19839.66, "end": 19843.66, "text": " You suck my dick!"}, {"start": 19843.66, "end": 19845.66, "text": " Okay, listen, we can be lovers, okay?"}, {"start": 19845.66, "end": 19848.66, "text": " But you need to protect me, and I'll forgive you."}, {"start": 19857.66, "end": 19861.66, "text": " Sky Jesus, don't make Sky Jesus stop it."}, {"start": 19861.66, "end": 19863.66, "text": " Sky Jesus, please."}, {"start": 19867.66, "end": 19878.24, "text": " Skie Jesus."}, {"start": 19878.24, "end": 19882.02, "text": " Skie Jesus please, Skie Jesus."}, {"start": 19882.02, "end": 19885.22, "text": " Skie Jesus please."}, {"start": 19885.22, "end": 19890.46, "text": " Skie Jesus."}, {"start": 19890.46, "end": 19893.66, "text": " Skie Jesus."}, {"start": 19893.66, "end": 19895.66, "text": " Sky Jesus."}, {"start": 19897.66, "end": 19899.66, "text": " Sky Jesus, please."}, {"start": 19901.1, "end": 19909.26, "text": " Thank you. Thank you so much. I apologize that you're European and you fucking suck."}, {"start": 19909.260000000002, "end": 19929.56, "text": " I apologize okay I apologize that you have no AC and you're ugly fuck you bitch fuck you"}, {"start": 19929.56, "end": 19938.920000000002, "text": " All right, I'm gonna shoot this rocket stay out of my way"}, {"start": 19959.56, "end": 19987.72, "text": " oh my god oh my god guys guys please guys"}, {"start": 19987.72, "end": 19989.72, "text": " Stabilizing!"}, {"start": 20009.72, "end": 20010.72, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 20012.72, "end": 20014.72, "text": " We've been at the stables away again."}, {"start": 20014.72, "end": 20019.72, "text": " No one takes your funny sky Jesus, y'all see you're a peeing."}, {"start": 20019.72, "end": 20021.72, "text": " Give me about a moment here."}, {"start": 20021.72, "end": 20023.72, "text": " Got it right?"}, {"start": 20035.72, "end": 20039.72, "text": " Okay, we'll check this out."}, {"start": 20039.72, "end": 20042.72, "text": " So we want to hit right about here."}, {"start": 20042.72, "end": 20045.72, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 20060.72, "end": 20063.72, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 20067.72, "end": 20069.72, "text": " Honestly? Not bad."}, {"start": 20069.72, "end": 20070.72, "text": " Not bad!"}, {"start": 20070.72, "end": 20073.72, "text": " A little bit this way."}, {"start": 20073.72, "end": 20087.72, "text": " Anyway, since I was doing before, I actually do think I need to move."}, {"start": 20087.72, "end": 20095.72, "text": " I gotta move forward."}, {"start": 20095.72, "end": 20123.04, "text": " stabilizing wonderful oh my gosh"}, {"start": 20125.72, "end": 20132.68, "text": " You know what I actually like can't stand about this game is that I don't like it"}, {"start": 20132.68, "end": 20136.2, "text": " whenever I press something that I always press and it usually works and now"}, {"start": 20136.2, "end": 20141.4, "text": " it's not. Makes me so mad."}, {"start": 20155.72, "end": 20162.72, "text": " That looks good!"}, {"start": 20215.72, "end": 20241.72, "text": " All right, let's try and figure this out again."}, {"start": 20241.72, "end": 20262.760000000002, "text": " Well, sadly at this point I feel like we have missed our opportunity."}, {"start": 20262.760000000002, "end": 20264.760000000002, "text": " Thank you, Sky Jesus."}, {"start": 20292.760000000002, "end": 20297.760000000002, "text": " Would you guys like to hear what I'm going through?"}, {"start": 20297.760000000002, "end": 20302.760000000002, "text": " Yes, well, I'm just kind of on a picnic day, so I'm not going to sleep at all."}, {"start": 20302.760000000002, "end": 20304.760000000002, "text": " I'm just going to be on a picnic day."}, {"start": 20307.760000000002, "end": 20309.760000000002, "text": " That's fantastic."}, {"start": 20309.760000000002, "end": 20316.760000000002, "text": " One of the guys from the opposing team has joined our team"}, {"start": 20316.760000000002, "end": 20321.760000000002, "text": " and is currently ramming his car into my car."}, {"start": 20321.760000000002, "end": 20331.440000000002, "text": " my tank and not allowing me to play the game which would be like actually and out"}, {"start": 20331.440000000002, "end": 20338.52, "text": " of all the anti-airs are all the artist in this area I am the one who's getting"}, {"start": 20338.52, "end": 20348.480000000003, "text": " rocket launcher by the helicopter space Jesus I believe"}, {"start": 20351.760000000002, "end": 20353.760000000002, "text": " What's his name? I think it's maple"}, {"start": 20358.280000000002, "end": 20362.58, "text": " No sky Jesus sky Jesus is the is the wonderful human"}, {"start": 20366.4, "end": 20368.4, "text": " Not too short"}, {"start": 20381.760000000002, "end": 20386.760000000002, "text": " I am Spice Jesus, spice A points to the others today."}, {"start": 20390.760000000002, "end": 20392.760000000002, "text": " Oh, you found him?"}, {"start": 20392.760000000002, "end": 20394.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, uh, boom."}, {"start": 20411.760000000002, "end": 20413.760000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20423.88, "end": 20425.88, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 20425.88, "end": 20453.54, "text": " Oh shit, this shit ain't changin'!"}, {"start": 20453.54, "end": 20455.54, "text": " What's the aimin' for?"}, {"start": 20455.54, "end": 20457.54, "text": " Just hanging around."}, {"start": 20460.260000000002, "end": 20462.260000000002, "text": " Bullseye!"}, {"start": 20466.34, "end": 20469.940000000002, "text": " Oh, the the dentist text me that they're watching."}, {"start": 20472.58, "end": 20474.58, "text": " Let me show you a little peek."}, {"start": 20475.46, "end": 20476.66, "text": " Let me show you."}, {"start": 20476.66, "end": 20479.620000000003, "text": " Let me... Oh, oh, is he back? Oh, here he is."}, {"start": 20485.54, "end": 20514.14, "text": " This has been going on for an hour and some change."}, {"start": 20514.14, "end": 20521.14, "text": " He also was on the opposing team and swapped to my team so that he could do this."}, {"start": 20521.14, "end": 20524.14, "text": " Go ahead and switch seats."}, {"start": 20524.14, "end": 20531.14, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 20531.14, "end": 20536.14, "text": " All I ask is, is if he gets banned, can it please be..."}, {"start": 20536.14, "end": 20538.14, "text": " Oh, what a joy."}, {"start": 20538.14, "end": 20540.14, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 20540.14, "end": 20542.14, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 20542.14, "end": 20549.14, "text": " Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!"}, {"start": 20549.14, "end": 20552.14, "text": " Motherfucker!"}, {"start": 20552.14, "end": 20554.14, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 20567.14, "end": 20570.14, "text": " Hey Sky Jesus, can I ask you a question?"}, {"start": 20570.14, "end": 20574.239999999998, "text": " Yes, you excited to buy a new account"}, {"start": 20580.78, "end": 20582.78, "text": " How many counts do you have"}, {"start": 20588.42, "end": 20594.18, "text": " Remember you betrayed me you made a deal we negotiate why do why why make yourself spin?"}, {"start": 20595.44, "end": 20598.3, "text": " Why make yourself spend $40?"}, {"start": 20600.14, "end": 20603.14, "text": " You've met you did this man"}, {"start": 20603.14, "end": 20607.14, "text": " This guy cannot hold promises"}, {"start": 20607.14, "end": 20609.14, "text": " This guy cannot hold promises"}, {"start": 20609.14, "end": 20613.14, "text": " You sound mentally unstable"}, {"start": 20613.14, "end": 20614.14, "text": " Is everything okay?"}, {"start": 20614.14, "end": 20615.14, "text": " Sorry"}, {"start": 20615.14, "end": 20620.14, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"}, {"start": 20620.14, "end": 20622.14, "text": " Oh there he goes"}, {"start": 20622.14, "end": 20624.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20624.14, "end": 20627.14, "text": " It was my move with the car"}, {"start": 20627.14, "end": 20629.1, "text": " All right, thanks guys."}, {"start": 20629.1, "end": 20630.6, "text": " Thanks, everybody."}, {"start": 20630.6, "end": 20632.6, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 20632.6, "end": 20633.579999999998, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 20633.579999999998, "end": 20636.579999999998, "text": " You got a motion like that, Kyle."}, {"start": 20636.579999999998, "end": 20637.579999999998, "text": " There he goes."}, {"start": 20637.579999999998, "end": 20638.079999999998, "text": " So good."}, {"start": 20638.079999999998, "end": 20640.079999999998, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 20640.079999999998, "end": 20641.079999999998, "text": " Someone came to chop her."}, {"start": 20644.579999999998, "end": 20645.579999999998, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 20645.579999999998, "end": 20647.579999999998, "text": " Well, there goes an hour."}, {"start": 20647.579999999998, "end": 20648.579999999998, "text": " Ha ha."}, {"start": 20648.579999999998, "end": 20650.579999999998, "text": " So good."}, {"start": 20650.579999999998, "end": 20651.579999999998, "text": " Oh, I'm good."}, {"start": 20651.579999999998, "end": 20652.579999999998, "text": " You can do me."}, {"start": 20652.579999999998, "end": 20653.579999999998, "text": " I mean, 26."}, {"start": 20653.579999999998, "end": 20654.579999999998, "text": " I'm almost there."}, {"start": 20654.579999999998, "end": 20656.38, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 20656.38, "end": 20657.58, "text": " A joint maybe?"}, {"start": 20659.38, "end": 20663.18, "text": " Maybe a very tall glass of..."}, {"start": 20663.98, "end": 20664.98, "text": " Jack?"}, {"start": 20665.18, "end": 20666.18, "text": " I'm not too sure."}, {"start": 20667.280000000002, "end": 20668.48, "text": " That was a rough one."}, {"start": 20668.68, "end": 20669.68, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 20671.08, "end": 20673.88, "text": " Guys, can we just take a breath here together?"}, {"start": 20673.98, "end": 20674.98, "text": " Are we all just..."}, {"start": 20676.780000000002, "end": 20678.18, "text": " Minus $40."}, {"start": 20678.18, "end": 20692.38, "text": " Okay, that arty tank was awesome though."}, {"start": 20692.38, "end": 20694.22, "text": " First time having it."}, {"start": 20694.22, "end": 20697.58, "text": " I'm glad you got to enjoy it, Courage."}, {"start": 20697.58, "end": 20704.1, "text": " Yeah, sorry, I keep forgetting that you were getting greased on yours, but um, he's"}, {"start": 20704.1, "end": 20705.1, "text": " gone."}, {"start": 20705.100000000002, "end": 20712.260000000002, "text": " You got a dude I after this game is I just want to show you what I went through"}, {"start": 20712.7, "end": 20714.7, "text": " Like we were in the tower"}, {"start": 20714.980000000003, "end": 20718.500000000004, "text": " This guy drives up. I shoot his respawn"}, {"start": 20719.22, "end": 20727.300000000003, "text": " He sat there and courage. I'm not exaggerating grout for 45 minutes and just on the war"}, {"start": 20727.9, "end": 20729.9, "text": " That's all he did"}, {"start": 20729.9, "end": 20742.9, "text": " We in game in in game bro we were talking I shot the antenna off of his car and"}, {"start": 20742.9, "end": 20750.620000000003, "text": " that's all that happened I shot the antenna off of his car"}, {"start": 20759.9, "end": 20764.9, "text": " I mean I..."}, {"start": 20764.9, "end": 20767.9, "text": " I mean I..."}, {"start": 20767.9, "end": 20772.9, "text": " I lost 1000."}, {"start": 20772.9, "end": 20777.9, "text": " I got 15 kills, dude."}, {"start": 20777.9, "end": 20779.9, "text": " That's a party."}, {"start": 20779.9, "end": 20783.9, "text": " So that is 100% the move for the future."}, {"start": 20783.9, "end": 20784.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20784.9, "end": 20785.9, "text": " I wonder, Hutch."}, {"start": 20785.9, "end": 20786.9, "text": " Here's what I wonder."}, {"start": 20786.9, "end": 20787.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20787.9, "end": 20789.9, "text": " Like, do we get to a point where-"}, {"start": 20789.9, "end": 20791.9, "text": " Let's back it up."}, {"start": 20791.9, "end": 20792.9, "text": " This sounds nuts."}, {"start": 20792.9, "end": 20795.9, "text": " Do we, like, preempt to build a sand base?"}, {"start": 20795.9, "end": 20797.9, "text": " Like, go to that level."}, {"start": 20797.9, "end": 20799.9, "text": " Is that when we pull out Arteys later?"}, {"start": 20799.9, "end": 20801.9, "text": " You can go, Arteys, like, I just did,"}, {"start": 20801.9, "end": 20803.9, "text": " and then right there, I got killed by a rocket heli."}, {"start": 20803.9, "end": 20806.9, "text": " Like, right next to it, we have an anti-air set up,"}, {"start": 20806.9, "end": 20808.9, "text": " so we can kind of see it coming and swap to it."}, {"start": 20808.9, "end": 20809.9, "text": " That's what I wonder."}, {"start": 20809.9, "end": 20811.9, "text": " Yeah, maybe."}, {"start": 20811.9, "end": 20821.02, "text": " Uh, I do think it is 100% worth it to anti air around arty tanks and then shoot with anti air ready"}, {"start": 20821.82, "end": 20823.02, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 20823.02, "end": 20827.58, "text": " Because if like for example if you just if you are just in the arty"}, {"start": 20828.54, "end": 20832.38, "text": " And like I want to come and kill you like bro. It's the free skill ever"}, {"start": 20833.02, "end": 20835.5, "text": " Yeah, I literally just fly straight to you and you're dead"}, {"start": 20836.300000000003, "end": 20840.140000000003, "text": " Yeah, I just experienced that I was like, oh, I'll bring my own launcher. I got out with the launcher just died"}, {"start": 20840.14, "end": 20847.46, "text": " Yeah, there's no and that you're not like especially with a rocket healthy if they are any level of competent"}, {"start": 20847.78, "end": 20852.98, "text": " You're not even getting a shot off before you die or even if you do they have flares and you're instantly dead"}, {"start": 20853.38, "end": 20859.5, "text": " Because you got to think like you're so far out on the map like they're flying around like the edge and not yeah burning flares"}, {"start": 20859.86, "end": 20865.46, "text": " I basically we didn't have an arty up. I got there. I got dialed in on my second shot"}, {"start": 20865.46, "end": 20869.22, "text": " And then I was like hitting the reloads, you know to like get more shots out"}, {"start": 20869.22, "end": 20876.08, "text": " And I think I took 20 shots in four like four minutes got all those kills on that mega base"}, {"start": 20876.08, "end": 20880.7, "text": " And that was the time in which that guy like respawned and bought a rock and heli flew out to me and then killed me"}, {"start": 20881.06, "end": 20883.06, "text": " So but that was sweet"}, {"start": 20884.34, "end": 20886.34, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 20887.100000000002, "end": 20889.72, "text": " Yo, let her tape GGs dude had a voice"}, {"start": 20892.300000000003, "end": 20894.300000000003, "text": " That was"}, {"start": 20894.300000000003, "end": 20896.84, "text": " That was an experience to be honest"}, {"start": 20896.84, "end": 20901.32, "text": " I don't think I've had that level of crazy in a long time"}, {"start": 20903.32, "end": 20907.66, "text": " I love how he was like you don't think I come prepared for this like what what is probably six"}, {"start": 20908.24, "end": 20913.3, "text": " Accounts like is that what's happening here? Well, and it's like I would understand if you was burning accounts if I"}, {"start": 20914.12, "end": 20920.68, "text": " Like that was just I was such a level of geeking. I just didn't think I would ever see it"}, {"start": 20920.96, "end": 20924.68, "text": " Chat you guys want to go get lemon tell lemon to come and join us. I"}, {"start": 20924.68, "end": 20927.16, "text": " I just saw the DM here there"}, {"start": 20928.68, "end": 20934.52, "text": " You know you might have lemon the leprous gets in here and left. I love lemon. He's the man, isn't he?"}, {"start": 20936.0, "end": 20938.0, "text": " He's so awesome"}, {"start": 20941.44, "end": 20943.44, "text": " Yeah, I live in fucking dope"}, {"start": 20946.08, "end": 20948.08, "text": " He's awesome"}, {"start": 20954.68, "end": 20962.4, "text": " All right, let's get lemon in here. I saw mental reset after that. My goodness"}, {"start": 20965.12, "end": 20970.28, "text": " We're good. Oh, we're good. Oh, we're good the hammer of dog work is intended. Oh"}, {"start": 20972.14, "end": 20974.14, "text": " Man"}, {"start": 20976.64, "end": 20978.64, "text": " Yo, what up"}, {"start": 20979.1, "end": 20983.24, "text": " Hello boys. Hello. Hello. I just saw your DM lemon"}, {"start": 20984.02, "end": 20989.56, "text": " It's all good. It's all good. Listen, you don't ever have that you just jump in here, dude. Okay, I"}, {"start": 20990.280000000002, "end": 20992.280000000002, "text": " Don't want to interfere, you know"}, {"start": 20994.2, "end": 20997.780000000002, "text": " You were already going in around it and I didn't want to sit in queue for"}, {"start": 20998.54, "end": 21003.22, "text": " You know hundred years. Yeah, I feel that I feel that I feel that heavy. All right"}, {"start": 21004.620000000003, "end": 21007.800000000003, "text": " What are we doing? Are you guys already in one? Nope? We just got out"}, {"start": 21008.640000000003, "end": 21011.760000000002, "text": " We just got out a guy got banned. That's pretty sweet"}, {"start": 21013.24, "end": 21020.88, "text": " You love that I feel like the the cheaters are coming in in Groves these days. Oh, it wasn't a cheater"}, {"start": 21021.600000000002, "end": 21026.36, "text": " Oh, oh, yeah, would you like to it would you like to come and experience a lemon?"}, {"start": 21027.600000000002, "end": 21034.320000000003, "text": " Come on. Okay. I want to use the rest of the rest of my show. Yeah. Yeah, come on over come on over"}, {"start": 21034.320000000003, "end": 21036.960000000003, "text": " Let me show you let me show you what I just went through lemon"}, {"start": 21038.120000000003, "end": 21040.36, "text": " Hold on. I'm putting up your screen. Yeah"}, {"start": 21043.24, "end": 21053.72, "text": " All right, let's see, okay, so we're going we're going to the tower, okay?"}, {"start": 21053.72, "end": 21058.0, "text": " This is the tower I called it the kingdom of hutch, okay?"}, {"start": 21058.0, "end": 21060.84, "text": " And as you can see, we're holding it down."}, {"start": 21060.84, "end": 21061.84, "text": " It was beautiful."}, {"start": 21061.84, "end": 21062.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21062.84, "end": 21064.72, "text": " The entire time we're being shot by helicopters."}, {"start": 21064.72, "end": 21069.4, "text": " We're getting the most butt aids that you could ever imagine in your entire life."}, {"start": 21069.4, "end": 21070.4, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 21070.4, "end": 21071.4, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 21071.4, "end": 21072.4, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 21072.4, "end": 21076.4, "text": " Let me see if I can't find the good location here."}, {"start": 21076.4, "end": 21079.68, "text": " One moment, that's you can see we're having so much fun."}, {"start": 21079.68, "end": 21081.84, "text": " A lot of hand warm in here."}, {"start": 21081.84, "end": 21084.08, "text": " Just so much fun."}, {"start": 21084.08, "end": 21086.800000000003, "text": " Now that I've relived again, I'm really remembering."}, {"start": 21086.800000000003, "end": 21090.0, "text": " Wait, wait, is this your fob or the enemy fob?"}, {"start": 21090.0, "end": 21091.600000000002, "text": " It's the enemy's fob."}, {"start": 21091.600000000002, "end": 21095.2, "text": " So you're going to see, let me see if I can't."}, {"start": 21095.2, "end": 21098.120000000003, "text": " I want to find the exact moment this guy loses his mind"}, {"start": 21098.120000000003, "end": 21099.52, "text": " on me."}, {"start": 21099.52, "end": 21101.24, "text": " Do you hear that as we're going backwards?"}, {"start": 21101.24, "end": 21106.7, "text": " horn okay I'm gonna meet you in discord and look okay go ahead through the"}, {"start": 21106.7, "end": 21112.52, "text": " stream so as we're going backwards you're gonna hear something it sounds very"}, {"start": 21112.52, "end": 21121.960000000003, "text": " much like a horn the entire time that horn is from this gentleman let me see"}, {"start": 21121.960000000003, "end": 21127.16, "text": " if I can't fuck you I'm trying to fall right here okay this is what did it"}, {"start": 21127.16, "end": 21135.4, "text": " So the entire time I was trying to throw a C4 at his at his vehicle"}, {"start": 21135.4, "end": 21139.88, "text": " All right boys come on up here come on up and then I decided to shoot the antenna"}, {"start": 21146.84, "end": 21150.28, "text": " This is how it started this is how it started"}, {"start": 21150.28, "end": 21156.64, "text": " Well, I've made a mistake."}, {"start": 21156.64, "end": 21158.16, "text": " And a mistake I've made."}, {"start": 21158.16, "end": 21165.52, "text": " Now I want you to look at how long this man honked this horn for."}, {"start": 21165.52, "end": 21180.0, "text": " Again this started at around, I don't know what it started at, five hours?"}, {"start": 21180.0, "end": 21187.32, "text": " go to 15 minutes let's go to so about 20 minutes so you think you were in there"}, {"start": 21187.32, "end": 21198.2, "text": " lemon it does not I decided to grab an arty tank and he swapped teams this is"}, {"start": 21198.2, "end": 21201.8, "text": " I'm the same guy, stay out of my way."}, {"start": 21201.8, "end": 21203.56, "text": " This is the same band."}, {"start": 21208.36, "end": 21210.36, "text": " You swap teams and."}, {"start": 21218.08, "end": 21219.08, "text": " Sky Jesus."}, {"start": 21228.2, "end": 21239.04, "text": " And we started to kill him and then he flew a helicopter into us and then after he flew"}, {"start": 21239.04, "end": 21253.48, "text": " the helicopter into us he then came back over."}, {"start": 21253.48, "end": 21263.12, "text": " This went on for\u2026 did we hit 40 minutes of this straight?"}, {"start": 21263.12, "end": 21271.239999999998, "text": " Yeah, 40 minutes, 40 minutes, one betrayal, 40 minutes."}, {"start": 21271.239999999998, "end": 21279.239999999998, "text": " That is crazy, that is so crazy, that is absolute nightmare status."}, {"start": 21279.24, "end": 21280.58, "text": " I shot him in ten-up."}, {"start": 21280.58, "end": 21284.24, "text": " Did he switch teams with the little buggy underneath the desk?"}, {"start": 21284.24, "end": 21285.24, "text": " Yes, yes."}, {"start": 21285.24, "end": 21286.24, "text": " Oh, yes."}, {"start": 21286.24, "end": 21287.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21287.24, "end": 21288.24, "text": " My God."}, {"start": 21288.24, "end": 21289.24, "text": " Did he switch teams?"}, {"start": 21289.24, "end": 21290.24, "text": " Good eye."}, {"start": 21290.24, "end": 21291.24, "text": " Oh, oh, yeah."}, {"start": 21291.24, "end": 21296.24, "text": " Chad wants me to show you one more thing."}, {"start": 21296.24, "end": 21298.04, "text": " I hope that's not the future."}, {"start": 21298.04, "end": 21300.760000000002, "text": " Well, they want me to show you one more thing, Lemon."}, {"start": 21300.760000000002, "end": 21303.68, "text": " Well, I'll just chat you soon in the clip."}, {"start": 21303.68, "end": 21309.2, "text": " Basically, he was driving into me and spawned and they'd fucking live band his ass."}, {"start": 21309.2, "end": 21313.0, "text": " So he gone good. Okay. They got him in the end"}, {"start": 21314.84, "end": 21318.100000000002, "text": " Man, I really wish I played that last round with you guys"}, {"start": 21322.84, "end": 21325.24, "text": " Lemon sarcasm is not allowed on the internet"}, {"start": 21327.48, "end": 21333.04, "text": " No sarcasm no nuance my bad. Oh man Chad, do we know if Tony wants to join or no?"}, {"start": 21333.04, "end": 21342.8, "text": " know. Guys, I could give a rat's ass about his"}, {"start": 21342.8, "end": 21351.600000000002, "text": " ex-account. Oh my gosh, dude. Listen. Pigeons are real, and yes, they should have something"}, {"start": 21351.600000000002, "end": 21356.88, "text": " for it. Oh yeah. There's a new birding document. Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 21356.88, "end": 21360.8, "text": " Lesters. Nope, nope, nope. It's a new one. It's called"}, {"start": 21360.8, "end": 21367.059999999998, "text": " Pigeon kings courage you really set me up here. I'm gonna watch it as you guys are gonna get a full review next week"}, {"start": 21367.059999999998, "end": 21369.059999999998, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 21372.18, "end": 21374.18, "text": " Listen, I'll get a I'll put together a PowerPoint"}, {"start": 21380.42, "end": 21382.42, "text": " Scouts honor okay"}, {"start": 21384.42, "end": 21385.62, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 21385.62, "end": 21389.82, "text": " Better site your sources, mr. Oh, they'll be sources. There's gonna be sources, huh?"}, {"start": 21389.82, "end": 21397.56, "text": " We also we listen I'm I'm still loving war dogs, but I think we need to get a crew for a trailer park"}, {"start": 21397.56, "end": 21398.579999999998, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21398.579999999998, "end": 21400.9, "text": " Literally said this already today. Oh"}, {"start": 21402.14, "end": 21409.34, "text": " You what you wash it last night. I was there. Oh, you played it. I played it all night last night. I was up to 1 a.m. I"}, {"start": 21410.1, "end": 21415.5, "text": " Dude, we gotta do we gotta get a daytime crew. I'm in so fun"}, {"start": 21415.5, "end": 21421.38, "text": " I literally lemon one every game. I whenever I was the once it called"}, {"start": 21421.38, "end": 21427.02, "text": " I won whenever I was the imposter I won whenever I was niche the snitch I won"}, {"start": 21427.02, "end": 21431.96, "text": " I won every game you should have listened you know what you have some of the watch tonight lemon"}, {"start": 21431.96, "end": 21436.9, "text": " I want you to go back and watch my master class very last game of the night"}, {"start": 21437.58, "end": 21441.18, "text": " Whenever I was I was the snitch and you will be impressed"}, {"start": 21471.18, "end": 21478.66, "text": " in the game. Yes. I think Tony, yeah, Tony jumped out. I think he's gonna go play some solo."}, {"start": 21478.66, "end": 21491.72, "text": " Let's game. I'm posting the boom. There you go. Oh, he has a sponsor. What's he doing?"}, {"start": 21491.72, "end": 21500.3, "text": " Oh, he's doing, uh, ABI, isn't he? Let's go red. Yeah, Tony likes to group up and"}, {"start": 21500.3, "end": 21502.46, "text": " and move together as a huge squad."}, {"start": 21504.1, "end": 21505.78, "text": " I'm all thick in my ass in one corner."}, {"start": 21505.78, "end": 21507.86, "text": " Thank you for all the getting in."}, {"start": 21507.86, "end": 21508.78, "text": " Dude, hutch."}, {"start": 21508.78, "end": 21512.78, "text": " I, I, you know what it means to go up in the back for ya?"}, {"start": 21514.54, "end": 21515.62, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 21516.46, "end": 21519.14, "text": " Like you go up the back for somebody like, you know."}, {"start": 21519.14, "end": 21521.7, "text": " A DH, a designated hitter?"}, {"start": 21521.7, "end": 21525.34, "text": " Oh, you mean like, okay, yeah, okay, what happened?"}, {"start": 21525.34, "end": 21527.1, "text": " So last night, me and gimmick"}, {"start": 21527.1, "end": 21528.46, "text": " were going through the streaming awards"}, {"start": 21528.46, "end": 21532.1, "text": " And we're trying to think who should be the FPS gamer of the year."}, {"start": 21532.6, "end": 21533.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21533.44, "end": 21537.559999999998, "text": " And I think, I think you're worthy to win that award."}, {"start": 21537.559999999998, "end": 21538.64, "text": " You're an FPS guy."}, {"start": 21538.64, "end": 21544.0, "text": " You play some variety, you know, and I push and we get you in."}, {"start": 21544.64, "end": 21549.28, "text": " And then today, somebody sends me a clip of you shooting your own shadow."}, {"start": 21550.16, "end": 21553.059999999998, "text": " FPS gamer of the year shooting his own shadow."}, {"start": 21553.559999999998, "end": 21553.899999999998, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21554.76, "end": 21556.46, "text": " Trust me, they got to rip that."}, {"start": 21556.46, "end": 21557.98, "text": " Fuck your fob!"}, {"start": 21557.98, "end": 21558.98, "text": " Application up."}, {"start": 21558.98, "end": 21559.98, "text": " Oh fuck your fob!"}, {"start": 21559.98, "end": 21561.98, "text": " I... I..."}, {"start": 21561.98, "end": 21562.98, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 21562.98, "end": 21563.98, "text": " You promise?"}, {"start": 21563.98, "end": 21564.98, "text": " Unbelievable."}, {"start": 21564.98, "end": 21565.98, "text": " You know what they say, Lemon?"}, {"start": 21565.98, "end": 21566.98, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 21566.98, "end": 21569.1, "text": " What do they say?"}, {"start": 21569.1, "end": 21570.1, "text": " I figured you would know."}, {"start": 21570.1, "end": 21572.18, "text": " I figured that's why I said you know."}, {"start": 21572.18, "end": 21573.18, "text": " You know what they say."}, {"start": 21573.18, "end": 21574.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21574.18, "end": 21575.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21575.18, "end": 21576.18, "text": " But they say something."}, {"start": 21576.18, "end": 21577.18, "text": " They gotta be saying something."}, {"start": 21577.18, "end": 21578.18, "text": " There's something being said."}, {"start": 21578.18, "end": 21579.18, "text": " I just don't know what."}, {"start": 21579.18, "end": 21580.18, "text": " I don't think I like what they're saying."}, {"start": 21580.18, "end": 21581.18, "text": " I think it's the takeaway."}, {"start": 21581.18, "end": 21592.18, "text": " Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know."}, {"start": 21592.18, "end": 21596.18, "text": " What did I say?"}, {"start": 21596.18, "end": 21602.18, "text": " Yeah, that's what it was. I was just farming."}, {"start": 21602.18, "end": 21616.7, "text": " Honestly, I'm gonna be real I'd appreciate that people think that I'm smart enough to know in that moment"}, {"start": 21616.7, "end": 21619.7, "text": " I am clip farming. It's honestly kind of a compliment"}, {"start": 21624.74, "end": 21628.18, "text": " Oh, yeah, let me create one hotel one I"}, {"start": 21628.18, "end": 21636.46, "text": " I just I just showed that shit I'm not gonna lie I kind of fucked up you already know sky"}, {"start": 21636.46, "end": 21640.66, "text": " Jesus is gonna be back in there I mean I think that'll be changed though thankfully"}, {"start": 21640.66, "end": 21641.66, "text": " That'd be wonderful."}, {"start": 21641.66, "end": 21647.66, "text": " That'll be like auto-off where you can then reveal it, I think that's the way it should"}, {"start": 21647.66, "end": 21648.66, "text": " be."}, {"start": 21648.66, "end": 21650.66, "text": " That's how it should be."}, {"start": 21650.66, "end": 21662.66, "text": " Eyeball and the server ID."}, {"start": 21662.66, "end": 21664.66, "text": " Oh, you can hide it."}, {"start": 21664.66, "end": 21666.66, "text": " You can press that eyeball and it's gone."}, {"start": 21666.66, "end": 21668.66, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 21668.66, "end": 21675.14, "text": " Every time I join a squad I do that for somebody's in the top one has an eyeball sometimes sometimes thousands they can still see the server number oh"}, {"start": 21677.1, "end": 21679.1, "text": " Learn life"}, {"start": 21680.14, "end": 21682.14, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 21689.02, "end": 21692.1, "text": " All right, what are we doing today boys, what's on the agenda?"}, {"start": 21693.14, "end": 21696.46, "text": " Goofen we goofen we're gathering. Okay"}, {"start": 21698.66, "end": 21700.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21706.34, "end": 21708.94, "text": " What's my name chrome no way"}, {"start": 21712.02, "end": 21714.02, "text": " One second boys"}, {"start": 21721.98, "end": 21723.98, "text": " So boys good to see ya"}, {"start": 21728.66, "end": 21749.46, "text": " That wasn't even one of our guys."}, {"start": 21749.46, "end": 21756.899999999998, "text": " Tell me when they start getting close I'll give you a $5 VIMO"}, {"start": 21767.46, "end": 21769.46, "text": " Any of them close any of them close"}, {"start": 21769.46, "end": 21779.46, "text": " No, that's not how that works."}, {"start": 21779.46, "end": 21783.18, "text": " Nope, nope, nope."}, {"start": 21783.18, "end": 21785.18, "text": " You have the deal."}, {"start": 21785.18, "end": 21788.26, "text": " You either do it my way or you do it no way."}, {"start": 21788.26, "end": 21789.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21789.26, "end": 21790.26, "text": " Then no."}, {"start": 21790.26, "end": 21791.26, "text": " How about I do it?"}, {"start": 21791.26, "end": 21792.26, "text": " No, fuck you then."}, {"start": 21792.26, "end": 21793.26, "text": " Fuck you, fuck you."}, {"start": 21793.26, "end": 21795.26, "text": " There are 76 people coming up here."}, {"start": 21795.26, "end": 21796.26, "text": " Get ready."}, {"start": 21796.26, "end": 21797.26, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 21797.26, "end": 21798.26, "text": " Where are you from?"}, {"start": 21798.260000000002, "end": 21800.260000000002, "text": " Where are you from? Where are you from?"}, {"start": 21800.260000000002, "end": 21804.260000000002, "text": " Hey fuck you buddy don't ask, don't be nice to me. They're coming for you."}, {"start": 21804.260000000002, "end": 21806.260000000002, "text": " Where are you from? Where are you from?"}, {"start": 21806.260000000002, "end": 21808.260000000002, "text": " Hey fuck you buddy."}, {"start": 21808.260000000002, "end": 21814.260000000002, "text": " You know you love me. You know you love me. You know you want to love me."}, {"start": 21814.260000000002, "end": 21818.260000000002, "text": " I'm out here trying to get a fucking XP."}, {"start": 21818.260000000002, "end": 21820.260000000002, "text": " I mean it's kind of shit was that."}, {"start": 21820.260000000002, "end": 21824.260000000002, "text": " If I had an alley, I'd turn around and get shot in the back."}, {"start": 21824.260000000002, "end": 21826.260000000002, "text": " Fuck you buddy."}, {"start": 21826.260000000002, "end": 21830.260000000002, "text": " Fuck you, fuck you, you don't say fuck me, fuck you"}, {"start": 21841.260000000002, "end": 21844.260000000002, "text": " Your boys are here, they're all yelling at me and shit"}, {"start": 21844.260000000002, "end": 21846.260000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21858.54, "end": 21862.54, "text": " Yes, you're dead right now. What are you gonna do?"}, {"start": 21874.260000000002, "end": 21883.02, "text": " But they're all wearing green, how are they not your guy?"}, {"start": 21883.02, "end": 21888.340000000004, "text": " They're all imposters?"}, {"start": 21888.340000000004, "end": 21894.140000000003, "text": " What about that one?"}, {"start": 21894.14, "end": 21897.14, "text": " What about that one?"}, {"start": 21897.14, "end": 21899.14, "text": " It wasn't ours either."}, {"start": 21899.14, "end": 21901.14, "text": " It's what counts, man."}, {"start": 21901.14, "end": 21903.14, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21906.14, "end": 21908.14, "text": " If I go fast, I can get right back up there."}, {"start": 21908.14, "end": 21911.14, "text": " If I go so, so fast, I can get back up there."}, {"start": 21911.14, "end": 21913.14, "text": " I can get back up there."}, {"start": 21913.14, "end": 21915.14, "text": " Fucking SVD, man."}, {"start": 21915.14, "end": 21917.14, "text": " Just pop-up dead."}, {"start": 21919.14, "end": 21921.14, "text": " I'm going right back."}, {"start": 21921.14, "end": 21923.14, "text": " Going right back."}, {"start": 21924.14, "end": 21930.12, "text": " Go f**king board s**t."}, {"start": 21930.48, "end": 21930.98, "text": " We lost the.."}, {"start": 21931.02, "end": 21931.739999999998, "text": " Gotta go."}, {"start": 21936.96, "end": 21941.0, "text": " Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go!"}, {"start": 21941.94, "end": 21943.98, "text": " Fast, fast, fast!"}, {"start": 21954.14, "end": 21961.14, "text": " He said fuck you buddy."}, {"start": 21971.14, "end": 21974.14, "text": " Come on, we can make it, we can make it, we can make it."}, {"start": 21974.14, "end": 21980.14, "text": " Boys, I just had the green tower for the whole majority of the first part of the game"}, {"start": 21980.14, "end": 21984.38, "text": " And I got two tapped by an SVD and I'm sad."}, {"start": 21984.38, "end": 21986.3, "text": " It hurts."}, {"start": 21986.3, "end": 21989.98, "text": " Dude, these snipers are insane, man."}, {"start": 21998.78, "end": 22000.78, "text": " They already have anti-air set up."}, {"start": 22001.5, "end": 22003.739999999998, "text": " They're doing it up. I see the big pop right here."}, {"start": 22007.18, "end": 22007.899999999998, "text": " Is that blue?"}, {"start": 22007.9, "end": 22020.58, "text": " Oh my gosh, there's 10 of them on that roof now that I was just camping."}, {"start": 22020.58, "end": 22021.58, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 22021.58, "end": 22022.58, "text": " You're finally free."}, {"start": 22022.58, "end": 22027.58, "text": " There is literally 10 of them."}, {"start": 22027.58, "end": 22055.18, "text": " They already have mortars out, might be an early arty tank game then."}, {"start": 22055.18, "end": 22057.52, "text": " Oh, they have multiple fobs getting set up."}, {"start": 22060.58, "end": 22062.7, "text": " There's a fob at the lower part of the road"}, {"start": 22062.7, "end": 22064.56, "text": " and there's a fob at church."}, {"start": 22082.18, "end": 22084.78, "text": " Oh no, maybe it's just a lone guy with a doll."}, {"start": 22084.78, "end": 22098.219999999998, "text": " I killed two blue members at the lower bar at the lower fob"}, {"start": 22098.22, "end": 22100.66, "text": " I'm gonna go to the church now"}, {"start": 22111.58, "end": 22114.66, "text": " Now I know point in taking that it's a shit Bob"}, {"start": 22115.9, "end": 22118.82, "text": " Church I'll take this and I'll hold it but that no"}, {"start": 22119.82, "end": 22121.82, "text": " Sure. Yeah, so"}, {"start": 22158.22, "end": 22165.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22165.22, "end": 22168.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22168.22, "end": 22170.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22170.22, "end": 22172.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22172.22, "end": 22175.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22175.22, "end": 22178.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22178.22, "end": 22183.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22183.22, "end": 22185.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22189.260000000002, "end": 22191.52, "text": " Was a fucking hundred of them on me boys"}, {"start": 22193.100000000002, "end": 22196.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, I think I'm right. I'm the dead guy next to you. I could hear him"}, {"start": 22198.260000000002, "end": 22202.86, "text": " You know, I'm just gonna reset I don't think I'm trying to work. Is there one still on you there"}, {"start": 22205.34, "end": 22207.34, "text": " Shit I killed one"}, {"start": 22208.14, "end": 22212.22, "text": " Yeah, I'm trying it's so awkward because there's also barbed wire set up on this"}, {"start": 22212.22, "end": 22215.22, "text": " this thing to like get down for me."}, {"start": 22216.22, "end": 22217.22, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 22227.22, "end": 22228.22, "text": " Help! Somebody!"}, {"start": 22234.22, "end": 22235.22, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 22242.22, "end": 22270.54, "text": " I know what I'm doing I know what I'm doing I know what I'm doing"}, {"start": 22270.54, "end": 22276.14, "text": " Don't hear anything. We got to play come back to the courage. I know what I'm doing"}, {"start": 22276.86, "end": 22280.34, "text": " Party time. Okay, just flew off. We actually want to clear them out"}, {"start": 22282.38, "end": 22284.38, "text": " We cleared this area"}, {"start": 22300.54, "end": 22307.54, "text": " Party time!"}, {"start": 22311.82, "end": 22318.82, "text": " Let's go! Let's go!"}, {"start": 22330.54, "end": 22352.54, "text": " I'm on foot in the way."}, {"start": 22352.54, "end": 22362.14, "text": " I'm on foot in the way I didn't trust my pilot"}, {"start": 22362.14, "end": 22372.98, "text": " I'm not sure if he could have been in the box that's how it's done"}, {"start": 22372.98, "end": 22382.38, "text": " We're going to get in there we're going to kill them all and we're going to make"}, {"start": 22382.38, "end": 22384.38, "text": " One million dollars"}, {"start": 22384.38, "end": 22386.38, "text": " Yo, do we know"}, {"start": 22386.5, "end": 22388.5, "text": " Where the church is"}, {"start": 22389.280000000002, "end": 22392.9, "text": " Where they're building like I I need to I need a mark on it"}, {"start": 22393.54, "end": 22395.3, "text": " very sound"}, {"start": 22395.3, "end": 22400.14, "text": " Very south the zone that blue heli flying over the church right now dropping off supplies. You definitely believe in the dam"}, {"start": 22400.14, "end": 22402.14, "text": " Got it. That's it"}, {"start": 22407.260000000002, "end": 22409.260000000002, "text": " Are you already taking I am"}, {"start": 22409.260000000002, "end": 22415.660000000003, "text": " Oh nice nice. Yeah, that's gonna be great to hit much and then the face that they originally have is right there"}, {"start": 22418.820000000003, "end": 22423.780000000002, "text": " How does that already work so if I attack things you can see on the map that you can easily cheat it"}, {"start": 22423.980000000003, "end": 22428.340000000004, "text": " Yeah, so if you're doing like the recon and like you scan them"}, {"start": 22428.74, "end": 22435.02, "text": " Which you should I can see exactly where I need to shoot and how far it is and I can just lay into them"}, {"start": 22435.02, "end": 22438.420000000002, "text": " So you should do like recon and we could be ying and yang"}, {"start": 22439.260000000002, "end": 22442.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm in that direction. This is my recon and that um"}, {"start": 22451.7, "end": 22453.7, "text": " Yeah, the mortars is like"}, {"start": 22461.54, "end": 22463.54, "text": " Here blue guy"}, {"start": 22463.980000000003, "end": 22465.980000000003, "text": " All right boys"}, {"start": 22466.06, "end": 22468.06, "text": " I'm gonna start my raining"}, {"start": 22469.260000000002, "end": 22472.260000000002, "text": " now"}, {"start": 22499.260000000002, "end": 22506.260000000002, "text": " Nooo, dammit!"}, {"start": 22506.260000000002, "end": 22515.260000000002, "text": " Alright, I'm right in the hell upon him!"}, {"start": 22515.260000000002, "end": 22525.260000000002, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna make a little bit for you to get up there."}, {"start": 22525.260000000002, "end": 22529.260000000002, "text": " There you go, gotta be slow and steady, sleepy."}, {"start": 22555.260000000002, "end": 22568.260000000002, "text": " Is there any other fobs where he's being built?"}, {"start": 22568.260000000002, "end": 22575.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, it's a fob."}, {"start": 22575.260000000002, "end": 22578.260000000002, "text": " There's also a blue fob."}, {"start": 22578.260000000002, "end": 22578.760000000002, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 22579.760000000002, "end": 22581.36, "text": " Sorry, let me go inside. Give me one moment."}, {"start": 22603.960000000003, "end": 22604.460000000003, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 22608.260000000002, "end": 22615.260000000002, "text": " We might catch one on the run right here."}, {"start": 22615.260000000002, "end": 22622.820000000003, "text": " See the blue castle outside the zone south?"}, {"start": 22622.820000000003, "end": 22625.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, are they actually building there?"}, {"start": 22625.420000000002, "end": 22627.420000000002, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 22627.420000000002, "end": 22629.780000000002, "text": " I mean it looks like it's taking it over."}, {"start": 22629.780000000002, "end": 22634.780000000002, "text": " What about this green tower?"}, {"start": 22634.78, "end": 22651.42, "text": " Oh, green tower is pretty naked as well."}, {"start": 22651.42, "end": 22654.46, "text": " I think they... dude, I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 22654.46, "end": 22656.94, "text": " I don't think anyone's building anywhere right now."}, {"start": 22656.94, "end": 22659.94, "text": " Oh, you're right."}, {"start": 22689.94, "end": 22693.94, "text": " Um, I got the drone, I got the insurance, yes."}, {"start": 22699.94, "end": 22703.94, "text": " I'd like to see the pope. Yes. Oh yeah, you're not seeing the pope there."}, {"start": 22703.94, "end": 22707.94, "text": " Oh, I see, okay, I see the church you're talking about. Yeah."}, {"start": 22711.94, "end": 22714.94, "text": " Um, send it up! Fuck!"}, {"start": 22714.94, "end": 22719.94, "text": " Yeah, but you can see it's sad, but it's the whole house full of shit and it's spotting."}, {"start": 22719.94, "end": 22723.94, "text": " Those are the witches' houses. The witches live in those."}, {"start": 22723.94, "end": 22725.94, "text": " They hate the church."}, {"start": 22725.94, "end": 22728.94, "text": " But I'm going to be confronted with witches."}, {"start": 22728.94, "end": 22731.94, "text": " And those day ones, they're going to have a wonderful life."}, {"start": 22734.94, "end": 22736.94, "text": " Makes me love the way it's living."}, {"start": 22736.94, "end": 22743.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22743.94, "end": 22745.94, "text": " have an anti bird air"}, {"start": 22745.94, "end": 22748.94, "text": " not the man tire it so sick"}, {"start": 22748.94, "end": 22750.94, "text": " if I have feral cats"}, {"start": 22750.94, "end": 22752.94, "text": " yes we are"}, {"start": 22752.94, "end": 22754.94, "text": " standing"}, {"start": 22754.94, "end": 22756.94, "text": " standing"}, {"start": 22756.94, "end": 22758.94, "text": " standing"}, {"start": 22758.94, "end": 22760.94, "text": " I think anyone with a feral cat"}, {"start": 22760.94, "end": 22763.94, "text": " should be put in prison for 15 years"}, {"start": 22763.94, "end": 22785.94, "text": " I'm currently trying to hit the respawn truck on the move it's not going well for me"}, {"start": 22785.94, "end": 22810.66, "text": " Oh yeah Bulls Eye all deck."}, {"start": 22810.66, "end": 22812.66, "text": " What? He's not there?"}, {"start": 22825.66, "end": 22828.66, "text": " I can't do this minigame. I'm terrible at it."}, {"start": 22840.66, "end": 22850.66, "text": " All righty, they give it up on that. Where's the other one that they're building?"}, {"start": 22850.66, "end": 22854.66, "text": " Oh, I think I see the houses you're talking about."}, {"start": 22854.66, "end": 22858.66, "text": " Let me see, let me see."}, {"start": 22858.66, "end": 22860.66, "text": " Oh, you're being..."}, {"start": 22860.66, "end": 22862.66, "text": " Okay, am I cheap or sell?"}, {"start": 22862.66, "end": 22864.66, "text": " These are the houses I'm talking about right here."}, {"start": 22864.66, "end": 22866.66, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 22866.66, "end": 22873.22, "text": " Wait, can I go to like, it's not that I would ever spawn a champion, is that possible in"}, {"start": 22873.22, "end": 22874.22, "text": " this game?"}, {"start": 22874.22, "end": 22875.22, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 22875.22, "end": 22879.22, "text": " If we're going right now, there's no way to go towards this one building, and where"}, {"start": 22879.22, "end": 22884.1, "text": " it's going to be for supply, the issue is that no one really is running it up, but"}, {"start": 22884.1, "end": 22889.14, "text": " unless you have people know how to build it."}, {"start": 22889.14, "end": 22891.1, "text": " But like, could I run into their spawn?"}, {"start": 22891.1, "end": 22893.66, "text": " Oh, like run all of the plate in their spawn?"}, {"start": 22893.66, "end": 22895.9, "text": " Uh, I actually don't know how to do that."}, {"start": 22895.9, "end": 22903.38, "text": " So you can literally be, you can be very close to their spawn limit."}, {"start": 22903.38, "end": 22908.06, "text": " Not inside per se, but pretty damn close."}, {"start": 22908.06, "end": 22914.22, "text": " And you can sit there with anti-air rockets and kill all the people who try to fly out"}, {"start": 22914.22, "end": 22915.22, "text": " of their base."}, {"start": 22915.22, "end": 22940.5, "text": " It has to be in."}, {"start": 22940.5, "end": 22941.5, "text": " This has to be a kill."}, {"start": 22941.5, "end": 22943.98, "text": " This isn't a kill, I'm taking my shirt off."}, {"start": 22945.66, "end": 22946.38, "text": " Coming off."}, {"start": 22947.34, "end": 22948.78, "text": " No, it's a kill guaranteed."}, {"start": 22949.42, "end": 22950.54, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 22951.18, "end": 22952.22, "text": " Shirts coming off."}, {"start": 22954.86, "end": 22959.02, "text": " I swear it changes, like it changes a little bit every time I shoot."}, {"start": 22960.22, "end": 22961.5, "text": " Are you stabilized?"}, {"start": 22961.5, "end": 22962.3, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 22968.78, "end": 22970.3, "text": " Oh, this isn't even a built- oh."}, {"start": 22970.3, "end": 22989.5, "text": " No, it's not. We've been bombing it. They moved to the below. They've just got a warehouse."}, {"start": 22989.5, "end": 22997.5, "text": " I need to know where Green's building. Does Green just not have anything?"}, {"start": 22997.5, "end": 22999.5, "text": " How far do your missiles go?"}, {"start": 23001.98, "end": 23003.98, "text": " Uh, very far."}, {"start": 23004.94, "end": 23008.62, "text": " Like, could you shoot this, uh, this truck that I just pinged real quick?"}, {"start": 23008.62, "end": 23010.62, "text": " Yeah, we'll go that far."}, {"start": 23010.62, "end": 23012.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23022.38, "end": 23024.88, "text": " One second, I'm slamming this base right now."}, {"start": 23027.5, "end": 23031.4, "text": " All right, so this base is dead again"}, {"start": 23032.66, "end": 23034.66, "text": " What truck are you talking about living?"}, {"start": 23034.94, "end": 23041.3, "text": " I'm just pinging it way to the south. It's like in their fob or kind of south of one of their fobs a guy just got out of it"}, {"start": 23042.7, "end": 23044.22, "text": " 170"}, {"start": 23044.22, "end": 23048.94, "text": " This is this is a huge they've got all their supplies in it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there we go"}, {"start": 23057.5, "end": 23075.42, "text": " How far was I left or right I think by your left you killed a guy but the trucks still"}, {"start": 23075.420000000002, "end": 23101.000000000004, "text": " stand in. He's picking it buddy up. Yeah, I'll wait for your call and that truck is"}, {"start": 23101.0, "end": 23106.72, "text": " dead no no short way I got killed a truck for you I think you actually on one"}, {"start": 23106.72, "end": 23112.96, "text": " of them I see one"}, {"start": 23115.28, "end": 23123.56, "text": " oh tree I've never seen this warehouse so gone oh I've been slamming it yeah"}, {"start": 23123.56, "end": 23125.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23129.88, "end": 23131.88, "text": " Can't hit the truck feels bad"}, {"start": 23132.24, "end": 23137.620000000003, "text": " They're all good. I'll get we're gonna get to a better spot. Anyway, I'm gonna head straight to the church area"}, {"start": 23137.620000000003, "end": 23139.620000000003, "text": " We're gonna get the hot spot here"}, {"start": 23139.640000000003, "end": 23144.5, "text": " All right, are you just paying something I'll start launching that church so lemon"}, {"start": 23144.5, "end": 23148.780000000002, "text": " I think personally I don't think that track is that worth it really because they've been in that too"}, {"start": 23148.780000000002, "end": 23151.36, "text": " Okay, I think you should try to go find green base"}, {"start": 23151.36, "end": 23156.02, "text": " So going all the way to the west side of the map. Oh tower two like over there"}, {"start": 23156.02, "end": 23159.02, "text": " Yeah, over towards that west side if you can find that for hutch"}, {"start": 23159.18, "end": 23163.9, "text": " That's gonna be built up because we have not spotted it yet unless they haven't built the base and maybe they haven't"}, {"start": 23163.9, "end": 23165.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23165.4, "end": 23167.4, "text": " It's a guy with an RPG on me"}, {"start": 23181.36, "end": 23188.36, "text": " Damn, a guy with an RPG came and killed me."}, {"start": 23188.36, "end": 23190.36, "text": " Like a handheld RPG."}, {"start": 23190.36, "end": 23196.12, "text": " Yeah, he drove behind me and killed me and I laid into him with the M249 and he just"}, {"start": 23196.12, "end": 23197.12, "text": " ate it."}, {"start": 23197.12, "end": 23199.12, "text": " Damn, that blows."}, {"start": 23199.12, "end": 23204.48, "text": " I mean it's definitely one of those blue team builders for sure."}, {"start": 23204.48, "end": 23207.36, "text": " Oh yeah, you've caused them absolutely no."}, {"start": 23207.36, "end": 23208.36, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 23208.36, "end": 23212.36, "text": " bases and now I'm dismantling their fobs. They're completely gone."}, {"start": 23212.36, "end": 23216.36, "text": " Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. I'm gonna use the restroom, I'll be right back."}, {"start": 23216.36, "end": 23218.36, "text": " Fuck yeah, bud."}, {"start": 23388.36, "end": 23395.36, "text": " ."}, {"start": 23395.36, "end": 23402.36, "text": " ."}, {"start": 23402.36, "end": 23408.36, "text": " ."}, {"start": 23408.36, "end": 23415.36, "text": " ."}, {"start": 23415.36, "end": 23431.04, "text": " I'm almost to the green spot."}, {"start": 23431.04, "end": 23432.04, "text": " I got sidetracked."}, {"start": 23432.04, "end": 23438.04, "text": " I found an anti-air thing and had to do some work."}, {"start": 23438.04, "end": 23444.08, "text": " Oh, Kurtz, you're up all in there."}, {"start": 23444.08, "end": 23448.24, "text": " I'm trying to spot this base for Hushabee by another arty tank"}, {"start": 23451.52, "end": 23454.800000000003, "text": " All right, I am back"}, {"start": 23457.960000000003, "end": 23461.02, "text": " We're deep in some recon right now love that"}, {"start": 23464.2, "end": 23466.2, "text": " Love that love that"}, {"start": 23466.2, "end": 23480.56, "text": " shirt is still odd listen it was a bug okay that should have been destroyed it"}, {"start": 23480.56, "end": 23486.280000000002, "text": " was a bug it was a bug you gotta believe me in some retom right now see you over"}, {"start": 23486.28, "end": 23490.28, "text": " there and see you over there. I'm up in the mountains."}, {"start": 23490.28, "end": 23493.28, "text": " How's the mountains?"}, {"start": 23493.28, "end": 23497.28, "text": " It was a bug. Hopefully, relax."}, {"start": 23497.28, "end": 23500.28, "text": " How's it going over there, guys?"}, {"start": 23500.28, "end": 23504.28, "text": " I'm trying to find the green base for you, so if you pull out another arty, you can shell something."}, {"start": 23504.28, "end": 23507.28, "text": " I can't tell if there's one yet."}, {"start": 23507.28, "end": 23511.28, "text": " It's got to be close to you. I just saw him drop some supplies over there."}, {"start": 23511.28, "end": 23518.8, "text": " if you could spot their squad, a lot of base here, I'll just hero, find hero."}, {"start": 23518.8, "end": 23522.399999999998, "text": " Well, I'm no longer in the already, I'm back up in the heli, but..."}, {"start": 23522.399999999998, "end": 23524.079999999998, "text": " Oh shit, okay, even still."}, {"start": 23524.079999999998, "end": 23528.239999999998, "text": " Even still. I'll come and slam it. Even Stevens."}, {"start": 23528.239999999998, "end": 23531.84, "text": " There's people near me. Enemy gamers, multiple."}, {"start": 23531.84, "end": 23542.68, "text": " shirtless stream would break the internet oh wait what about this out here"}, {"start": 23542.68, "end": 23550.36, "text": " what is that one of these freaks doing the one to the left of it is an"}, {"start": 23550.36, "end": 23560.36, "text": " the anti artillery guy is just a one-man dude"}, {"start": 23560.36, "end": 23563.8, "text": " bro they actually just kept building over here"}, {"start": 23563.8, "end": 23567.72, "text": " they didn't care about my anti air or my arty"}, {"start": 23567.72, "end": 23575.36, "text": " they just kept on building"}, {"start": 23575.36, "end": 23577.36, "text": " so you don't see a base at that tower"}, {"start": 23577.36, "end": 23578.08, "text": " I mean, right?"}, {"start": 23578.08, "end": 23578.78, "text": " I don't see it."}, {"start": 23578.78, "end": 23579.96, "text": " There's like one guy out there."}, {"start": 23579.96, "end": 23582.4, "text": " King just kind of fusing around."}, {"start": 23585.0, "end": 23586.440000000002, "text": " Oh, that's where they're at."}, {"start": 23586.440000000002, "end": 23588.0, "text": " They're Tower five yet."}, {"start": 23591.16, "end": 23594.04, "text": " I think it's closer to kind of where you were at."}, {"start": 23594.04, "end": 23595.28, "text": " Tower five voice."}, {"start": 23595.28, "end": 23598.08, "text": " That's where they're at."}, {"start": 23598.08, "end": 23599.48, "text": " Look for the base green green."}, {"start": 23599.48, "end": 23601.04, "text": " Is that tower?"}, {"start": 23601.04, "end": 23603.24, "text": " I don't know who's here, but it's somebody."}, {"start": 23603.24, "end": 23604.52, "text": " They're building."}, {"start": 23604.52, "end": 23608.2, "text": " We have a Bob"}, {"start": 23614.52, "end": 23618.32, "text": " Now this Bob this one in the south tower two, I mean"}, {"start": 23620.96, "end": 23625.36, "text": " No, oh, so we have four and we have church that's what we have right now"}, {"start": 23626.72, "end": 23630.64, "text": " Yeah, I just I haven't seen an inkling of green having a basis. Oh"}, {"start": 23631.48, "end": 23633.64, "text": " Tower three tower three"}, {"start": 23634.52, "end": 23636.88, "text": " Does it is there a bit built base? Yeah"}, {"start": 23637.88, "end": 23639.88, "text": " Okay, I'm coming over with already tank now"}, {"start": 23640.68, "end": 23642.68, "text": " I'm going but I'll step thinking"}, {"start": 23644.08, "end": 23650.64, "text": " And there's have from the sky harassing him already. I took out their mortar"}, {"start": 23659.24, "end": 23662.56, "text": " And it's got the Bob I just got the Bob nice"}, {"start": 23662.56, "end": 23669.4, "text": " Oh green has an arty as I crash what a delight what a sweet treat fuck"}, {"start": 23670.960000000003, "end": 23672.960000000003, "text": " I'm pissed at myself"}, {"start": 23673.640000000003, "end": 23678.0, "text": " Do it I crashed it man like I always do"}, {"start": 23678.88, "end": 23680.88, "text": " Motherfucker"}, {"start": 23680.88, "end": 23682.88, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 23686.88, "end": 23691.48, "text": " He's ever negative about the flight path it takes thick the thick Hawk the thick cock"}, {"start": 23692.16, "end": 23697.7, "text": " They talk bald eagle ever insults itself when it's in the sky thick cock"}, {"start": 23699.48, "end": 23702.960000000003, "text": " Do you think the lowly pigeon on the New York streets?"}, {"start": 23702.96, "end": 23711.54, "text": " No, some crackhead trained that pigeon and he's getting quarters and dollars off the streets"}, {"start": 23711.54, "end": 23712.54, "text": " for him every day."}, {"start": 23712.54, "end": 23715.54, "text": " Oh, listen, you're getting, you're kind of dipping into the new documentary I'm going"}, {"start": 23715.54, "end": 23716.54, "text": " to watch this video."}, {"start": 23716.54, "end": 23717.54, "text": " Please don't spoil or such."}, {"start": 23717.54, "end": 23721.42, "text": " Wait, are you watching a documentary on the guy who trained all those pigeons in"}, {"start": 23721.42, "end": 23722.42, "text": " New York?"}, {"start": 23722.42, "end": 23726.219999999998, "text": " I don't know if it's in New York, but it's about these guys who have these pigeons,"}, {"start": 23726.219999999998, "end": 23727.219999999998, "text": " yeah."}, {"start": 23727.219999999998, "end": 23729.54, "text": " They teach the pigeons how to do flips."}, {"start": 23729.54, "end": 23738.06, "text": " Dude, there's a documentary on YouTube about this dude, he's like in his 70s, and he had"}, {"start": 23738.06, "end": 23746.780000000002, "text": " one of those little pigeon coops or whatever they're called, and he coo, and he trained"}, {"start": 23746.780000000002, "end": 23754.3, "text": " them to pick up dollars for like seeds, and they were bringing them dollars like crazy."}, {"start": 23754.3, "end": 23759.5, "text": " And then the other pigeons would watch those pigeons get dollars so then they would get"}, {"start": 23759.5, "end": 23761.5, "text": " dollars next thing you do."}, {"start": 23761.5, "end": 23764.1, "text": " He was a billionaire, you know?"}, {"start": 23764.1, "end": 23765.1, "text": " Or something like that."}, {"start": 23765.1, "end": 23772.7, "text": " Maybe like a hundred dollar, a hundred dollar in there, you know?"}, {"start": 23772.7, "end": 23773.7, "text": " Making bank."}, {"start": 23773.7, "end": 23776.02, "text": " Every day those pigeons are ripping through the city."}, {"start": 23776.02, "end": 23778.3, "text": " Oh, that guy's not happy."}, {"start": 23778.3, "end": 23783.3, "text": " Oh, dude, those pigeons are like, dude, I'm gonna get my seed today."}, {"start": 23783.3, "end": 23791.04, "text": " All right, when are you guys gonna get the bomb truck or what yeah, I'm trying I for some reason have a wait you see the bomb truck"}, {"start": 23791.94, "end": 23793.94, "text": " No, we need a bomb truck"}, {"start": 23796.3, "end": 23798.3, "text": " Well, let's just down here"}, {"start": 23813.3, "end": 23821.28, "text": " I don't I don't hear that already shooting anymore"}, {"start": 23821.28, "end": 23827.239999999998, "text": " Oh I see him"}, {"start": 23827.239999999998, "end": 23838.8, "text": " Lemon you keep marking I'm about to get myself stabilized"}, {"start": 23838.8, "end": 23841.719999999998, "text": " Oh yeah I'm getting so much up here"}, {"start": 23841.72, "end": 23852.960000000003, "text": " I'm gonna get them off of their mortars"}, {"start": 23871.72, "end": 23883.84, "text": " They killed me dude this fucking game is pissing me off I killed them off their"}, {"start": 23883.84, "end": 23890.84, "text": " mortars for whatever you're ready"}, {"start": 23900.72, "end": 23905.36, "text": " they're gonna keep pinging just pull the drill keep pinging I'm coming back"}, {"start": 23905.36, "end": 23913.36, "text": " today just pull a drill much no we did"}, {"start": 23914.16, "end": 23916.16, "text": " We pulled we pulled we pulled"}, {"start": 23917.32, "end": 23919.98, "text": " I'm worried that I already have heli's flying right at me bro"}, {"start": 23921.72, "end": 23924.82, "text": " No, they are just tell me and I'll fly right to you I"}, {"start": 23926.4, "end": 23929.94, "text": " See a heli mark that's mark kind of coming in this direction. I can't tell though"}, {"start": 23931.88, "end": 23933.88, "text": " Looks okay, oh"}, {"start": 23934.16, "end": 23936.88, "text": " Wait, that was a red heli. We're red. I'm so used to being blue"}, {"start": 23937.6, "end": 23940.04, "text": " Yeah, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. Oh"}, {"start": 23940.04, "end": 23947.74, "text": " oh my god there she is boom that's the guy who killed me too I'm dying lemon"}, {"start": 23947.74, "end": 23954.22, "text": " keep the pink and going baby line them up bro line them up and tear let's go"}, {"start": 23954.22, "end": 23959.66, "text": " into a new spot and tear back left but the tower's kind of blocking it some of"}, {"start": 23959.66, "end": 23963.5, "text": " my that's fine you know because it's like in the way destroy everything they're"}, {"start": 23963.5, "end": 23966.82, "text": " pulling up their hammers they're pulling out their hand oh what is this"}, {"start": 23966.82, "end": 23968.82, "text": " This is gonna be a good ping right here."}, {"start": 23977.82, "end": 23979.82, "text": " Oh, that thing just flew past me."}, {"start": 23979.82, "end": 23982.82, "text": " Oh, new big truck. New big truck just came in."}, {"start": 23982.82, "end": 23984.82, "text": " Ooh, juicy truck."}, {"start": 23984.82, "end": 23986.82, "text": " We're talking a pinata right now."}, {"start": 23986.82, "end": 24002.579999999998, "text": " They're working so hard right now."}, {"start": 24002.579999999998, "end": 24003.579999999998, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24003.579999999998, "end": 24004.579999999998, "text": " They know I'm around."}, {"start": 24004.579999999998, "end": 24005.579999999998, "text": " They're looking everywhere right now."}, {"start": 24005.579999999998, "end": 24006.579999999998, "text": " I can see them."}, {"start": 24006.579999999998, "end": 24007.579999999998, "text": " I got to go a little bit shorter."}, {"start": 24007.58, "end": 24011.920000000002, "text": " What they know I'm around they're looking everywhere I can see them"}, {"start": 24014.5, "end": 24018.08, "text": " I got a little bit shorter going another big prep"}, {"start": 24022.620000000003, "end": 24026.260000000002, "text": " Trying to get rid of their mortars there. I can't see their anti air hot shot might be dumb"}, {"start": 24027.140000000003, "end": 24029.140000000003, "text": " anti airs back left"}, {"start": 24030.420000000002, "end": 24032.420000000002, "text": " I see two mortars"}, {"start": 24032.420000000002, "end": 24040.140000000003, "text": " They're only fucking up this like two-man little fob base over here."}, {"start": 24040.140000000003, "end": 24042.820000000003, "text": " Oh, I see that guy."}, {"start": 24042.820000000003, "end": 24044.660000000003, "text": " I'm going to the green territory now."}, {"start": 24044.660000000003, "end": 24046.7, "text": " I'm going to go look for theirs."}, {"start": 24046.7, "end": 24050.7, "text": " Short of the vehicle too."}, {"start": 24050.7, "end": 24052.7, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 24052.7, "end": 24061.420000000002, "text": " I don't know if they don't have anti-air over here."}, {"start": 24061.420000000002, "end": 24063.420000000002, "text": " How much of an insight man you are right now?"}, {"start": 24065.54, "end": 24068.7, "text": " They know something's up. They're looking around. Oh shit"}, {"start": 24069.56, "end": 24071.34, "text": " vehicle destroyed"}, {"start": 24071.34, "end": 24073.54, "text": " Why it's how much money was that?"}, {"start": 24074.300000000003, "end": 24076.300000000003, "text": " 10k"}, {"start": 24076.34, "end": 24080.780000000002, "text": " I'm gonna rotate to the other side to get some other things okay?"}, {"start": 24082.100000000002, "end": 24084.100000000002, "text": " Gotta find the perfect bush"}, {"start": 24091.420000000002, "end": 24095.58, "text": " I'm looking for greens already. I'm on Santa"}, {"start": 24096.300000000003, "end": 24101.440000000002, "text": " Okay, I got something new here. This could be bro every time I come out here the arty thing"}, {"start": 24101.440000000002, "end": 24104.260000000002, "text": " Stops firing its own magnet. Is that good? I"}, {"start": 24105.06, "end": 24107.06, "text": " Just like a"}, {"start": 24108.06, "end": 24112.86, "text": " It might be the drill. Yeah, it's like it's gonna be on the south side. Oh"}, {"start": 24114.02, "end": 24117.38, "text": " Yes, it is. Okay. That's kind of perfectly blocked for me, but I'm gonna try"}, {"start": 24118.22, "end": 24120.22, "text": " Let's see if we get it here"}, {"start": 24120.940000000002, "end": 24126.74, "text": " Right now because the tower is in the direction of my arty kank, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, and I can't be destroyed"}, {"start": 24127.58, "end": 24129.58, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 24131.7, "end": 24133.7, "text": " Did I hit"}, {"start": 24134.260000000002, "end": 24138.780000000002, "text": " No, you hit something I couldn't see it. I'm gonna try again. Oh"}, {"start": 24141.620000000003, "end": 24143.620000000003, "text": " They're drilling"}, {"start": 24145.74, "end": 24148.66, "text": " Where the hell is this arty"}, {"start": 24148.66, "end": 24153.66, "text": " Nice. Where the hell is this?"}, {"start": 24153.66, "end": 24162.66, "text": " I'm gonna rotate back over a little bit here."}, {"start": 24162.66, "end": 24166.66, "text": " Ooh, got a kill, well done."}, {"start": 24166.66, "end": 24173.66, "text": " The end might be near for me, I saw something fly over, I couldn't tell what it was."}, {"start": 24173.66, "end": 24180.66, "text": " all right way riskier"}, {"start": 24182.66, "end": 24186.22, "text": " oh here's something else what is this they just rebuild something you can get"}, {"start": 24186.22, "end": 24186.74, "text": " this one"}, {"start": 24186.74, "end": 24190.74, "text": " I just pinged it on the"}, {"start": 24190.74, "end": 24194.74, "text": " east side oh shit"}, {"start": 24194.74, "end": 24200.24, "text": " I'm coming for you see that now"}, {"start": 24200.24, "end": 24207.640000000003, "text": " It's such a micro adjustments at this distance. It's crazy. Oh, shit"}, {"start": 24215.68, "end": 24217.68, "text": " Getting back into the bushes"}, {"start": 24230.440000000002, "end": 24236.760000000002, "text": " Yo courage hit those mortars as people laying in the hoarders in the mortars holes"}, {"start": 24247.800000000003, "end": 24250.600000000002, "text": " Oh, I fucking didn't work"}, {"start": 24253.36, "end": 24258.2, "text": " Yeah, it's see you know it is what it is man it is what it is like I said, bro"}, {"start": 24258.2, "end": 24264.72, "text": " I play this game offline and there is and I'm not kidding you never that"}, {"start": 24265.2, "end": 24269.32, "text": " But bro, I play this on a daily on stream"}, {"start": 24269.32, "end": 24272.04, "text": " I have never in my life seen so many"}, {"start": 24272.72, "end": 24278.52, "text": " Random fucking people with Sam sites in the middle of nowhere. I don't even think he's sniping"}, {"start": 24278.52, "end": 24282.84, "text": " I just think it's bad fucking luck. I mean, I've never seen it before"}, {"start": 24282.84, "end": 24288.6, "text": " for whenever I was playing with Cloak see offline brother we didn't see that kind of shit one time"}, {"start": 24289.48, "end": 24295.72, "text": " I mean I was just chilling flying around you know there were samsites they were like in bases and"}, {"start": 24295.72, "end": 24302.2, "text": " shit bro every time every time every day there's always that one fucking group that does that"}, {"start": 24302.2, "end": 24304.2, "text": " I just I don't get it"}, {"start": 24307.56, "end": 24311.760000000002, "text": " Give me all the grenades we're going over boys. Let's go go"}, {"start": 24312.96, "end": 24316.920000000002, "text": " I got another ping there. Are you still should I keep doing it courage?"}, {"start": 24316.920000000002, "end": 24322.12, "text": " I'm still I'm trying to keep shelling. They have not come to kill me yet. So it's just their blue teams here. Oh"}, {"start": 24323.96, "end": 24329.64, "text": " I think it's a blue. Oh, is that is that what's the popular thing to post on tiktok now"}, {"start": 24329.64, "end": 24331.64, "text": " is how to put a sam site in the middle of nowhere"}, {"start": 24334.64, "end": 24338.0, "text": " This is so ridiculous. Oh buildable troubles for it. I got it. Oh"}, {"start": 24339.96, "end": 24341.96, "text": " I'm K for that day"}, {"start": 24341.96, "end": 24343.44, "text": " Yama"}, {"start": 24343.44, "end": 24349.2, "text": " Wait, so a random guy in an SUV with a fucking RPG has it just rolled up to you and started shooting you yet"}, {"start": 24349.68, "end": 24351.68, "text": " Not yet. Oh"}, {"start": 24351.68, "end": 24354.6, "text": " You know what it is. You can't find my stream on the view countless. I'm chillin"}, {"start": 24354.600000000002, "end": 24358.22, "text": " He's not scrolled down far enough."}, {"start": 24358.22, "end": 24359.22, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 24359.22, "end": 24360.22, "text": " Aim for this one right here."}, {"start": 24360.22, "end": 24361.22, "text": " I just got a new one."}, {"start": 24361.22, "end": 24363.22, "text": " This is like their morning."}, {"start": 24363.22, "end": 24364.22, "text": " Can you ping the map?"}, {"start": 24364.22, "end": 24365.22, "text": " Ping the map."}, {"start": 24365.22, "end": 24366.22, "text": " I see, I see."}, {"start": 24366.22, "end": 24370.72, "text": " Okay, I'm going to go a little bit more right."}, {"start": 24370.72, "end": 24377.500000000004, "text": " Oh, she blew their gates off, and so they're just like trying to get everything back."}, {"start": 24377.500000000004, "end": 24379.54, "text": " Dude, if we had like infantry, they could be destroying that place right there."}, {"start": 24379.54, "end": 24382.54, "text": " I'm going right now."}, {"start": 24382.54, "end": 24388.9, "text": " Yeah, I just heard that sounded gnarly boom"}, {"start": 24390.100000000002, "end": 24395.0, "text": " Just a warning hutch obviously I'm so far away. I'm gonna do my best to not friendly fire if you're in there"}, {"start": 24395.02, "end": 24397.02, "text": " Yeah, sounds good. You're good"}, {"start": 24398.18, "end": 24402.24, "text": " I'm dead you see for me from outside my vehicle drove over"}, {"start": 24404.18, "end": 24410.120000000003, "text": " Yes, I'm gonna push in I think give me two seconds. I'll have your high ground"}, {"start": 24412.54, "end": 24422.66, "text": " There is already a helicopter with a minigun here, how the fuck"}, {"start": 24425.66, "end": 24427.66, "text": " What the hell yeah, I see it"}, {"start": 24437.620000000003, "end": 24439.620000000003, "text": " We got a guy making his way up to you though"}, {"start": 24442.54, "end": 24444.54, "text": " Lemon if you stay there, I'll be on the way"}, {"start": 24458.46, "end": 24463.56, "text": " I'm gonna be honest. I'm starting to believe I just can't stream this game. I think that's where I'm at"}, {"start": 24463.56, "end": 24471.16, "text": " They got me. No, I think that is the belief that I am I am coming to when it comes to war dogs"}, {"start": 24471.16, "end": 24479.84, "text": " that I just legitimately cannot play this game. I mean between the griefing people"}, {"start": 24479.84, "end": 24485.76, "text": " and the I haven't literally gone over there one time the moment I do there's a"}, {"start": 24485.76, "end": 24492.36, "text": " guy with an attack helichopper waiting for me I am coming to that belief. I know"}, {"start": 24492.36, "end": 24495.64, "text": " I know not everybody streams type of me man I also know you're retarded and"}, {"start": 24495.64, "end": 24498.8, "text": " you haven't been watching for the majority of the day so you don't"}, {"start": 24498.8, "end": 24503.78, "text": " understand or know what the fuck we've gone through today. You have no clue"}, {"start": 24503.78, "end": 24509.1, "text": " you're just yapping like the tard that you are and I get that. But my god today"}, {"start": 24509.1, "end": 24518.68, "text": " has just been nothing but this. He's so cute. Yeah. All right, all right I'm"}, {"start": 24518.68, "end": 24523.84, "text": " getting back. Oh, hold on. Oh you're already gone in the hell."}, {"start": 24528.8, "end": 24539.559999999998, "text": " They lost tower four as well shit"}, {"start": 24539.559999999998, "end": 24554.0, "text": " I just yeah I just I just don't think I do not think I do not think there's not"}, {"start": 24554.0, "end": 24558.52, "text": " really any way to hide it and we get to around this amount of the game where"}, {"start": 24558.52, "end": 24565.14, "text": " Like actually starts to matter and starts to become fun and every single time we just get hard countered no matter what we do"}, {"start": 24566.44, "end": 24570.16, "text": " No matter what I do. I just yeah, it is what it is"}, {"start": 24571.24, "end": 24573.760000000002, "text": " But I don't think I'm gonna be playing this for much longer"}, {"start": 24577.16, "end": 24579.16, "text": " That's those guys still left"}, {"start": 24588.52, "end": 24613.52, "text": " I'm close to the C-former to blow up from their back doors and to see if they can get"}, {"start": 24613.52, "end": 24619.78, "text": " Yeah, we're up again. I'm close with a C-former to blow open their back doors in a second. Sounds good"}, {"start": 24634.56, "end": 24637.96, "text": " I'm doing it at you. Oh, you're okay. Okay. Okay"}, {"start": 24643.52, "end": 24658.16, "text": " I'm honestly down to go play trailer bar game my side still first day. Yeah, I just got sniped from the other tower"}, {"start": 24658.16, "end": 24660.16, "text": " I guess I get"}, {"start": 24661.16, "end": 24665.68, "text": " All right, where you guys are attacking three yeah more in this bitch"}, {"start": 24673.48, "end": 24679.16, "text": " I'm healing up a place. I can't make like any place on this backside because of"}, {"start": 24683.56, "end": 24685.56, "text": " People getting dropped"}, {"start": 24688.16, "end": 24690.16, "text": " Nice, I killed one to the right as well."}, {"start": 24691.54, "end": 24693.06, "text": " There's one on the..."}, {"start": 24693.06, "end": 24694.44, "text": " You're close to right side."}, {"start": 24694.78, "end": 24695.9, "text": " Nading him, hopefully."}, {"start": 24697.06, "end": 24699.46, "text": " Got a humby driving towards me, trying to run me over, bro."}, {"start": 24706.0, "end": 24708.44, "text": " I'm trying to hide in a weird little corner for a second right outside."}, {"start": 24708.44, "end": 24709.44, "text": " I'm being sniped."}, {"start": 24709.94, "end": 24711.24, "text": " Oh my god, what is that?"}, {"start": 24711.24, "end": 24711.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24714.44, "end": 24715.64, "text": " He's out in the woods."}, {"start": 24715.98, "end": 24716.94, "text": " He's out in the woods."}, {"start": 24716.940000000002, "end": 24740.680000000004, "text": " That is so inauthentic right there for sure."}, {"start": 24740.68, "end": 24742.68, "text": " Alright, I destroyed their anti-air."}, {"start": 24742.68, "end": 24744.68, "text": " Straight ahead of you."}, {"start": 24745.68, "end": 24749.68, "text": " Just stand in there, doesn't do anything to help capture the point."}, {"start": 24751.68, "end": 24753.68, "text": " Is he talking to Alex?"}, {"start": 24764.68, "end": 24765.68, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 24766.68, "end": 24767.68, "text": " I think I fell."}, {"start": 24767.68, "end": 24769.68, "text": " No, I fell!"}, {"start": 24770.68, "end": 24772.68, "text": " I FELL!"}, {"start": 24773.68, "end": 24774.68, "text": " GGs"}, {"start": 24775.68, "end": 24776.68, "text": " Feels bad"}, {"start": 24776.68, "end": 24777.68, "text": " Feels fucking bad"}, {"start": 24778.68, "end": 24780.68, "text": " Hoooooo"}, {"start": 24781.68, "end": 24782.68, "text": " Dammit"}, {"start": 24783.68, "end": 24784.68, "text": " We might be able to get back up there"}, {"start": 24785.68, "end": 24786.68, "text": " What's your serving?"}, {"start": 24786.68, "end": 24788.68, "text": " Yeah, it's so cool"}, {"start": 24788.68, "end": 24792.68, "text": " My kits are so expensive, I think I might have to just stop bringing this much"}, {"start": 24794.68, "end": 24796.68, "text": " Yo, who's this? Who just bought this, Ellie?"}, {"start": 24797.68, "end": 24798.68, "text": " I did, are you going back up there?"}, {"start": 24798.68, "end": 24801.34, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm locking me fly. I'll get us up there"}, {"start": 24805.1, "end": 24808.72, "text": " Are we all going to the third three is that the deal? Yeah, where you at? Are you here?"}, {"start": 24808.72, "end": 24812.0, "text": " I'm just gonna fly us. Are you over there or are you a I'm in I'm in a"}, {"start": 24813.24, "end": 24815.24, "text": " Helly on the way"}, {"start": 24816.28, "end": 24820.52, "text": " On our way back over there now much I do not have a deep head. Yeah, I don't do that"}, {"start": 24821.28, "end": 24823.52, "text": " We're gonna get over there though. We're all fuck them up"}, {"start": 24825.6, "end": 24827.6, "text": " We're gonna fuck them up"}, {"start": 24828.68, "end": 24833.68, "text": " I was green winning."}, {"start": 24833.68, "end": 24837.68, "text": " I guess we don't have a single player in the hot zone, huh?"}, {"start": 24837.68, "end": 24839.68, "text": " No, we don't."}, {"start": 24839.68, "end": 24840.68, "text": " We are."}, {"start": 24840.68, "end": 24842.68, "text": " Our team is dead everywhere."}, {"start": 24842.68, "end": 24844.68, "text": " We have six players."}, {"start": 24858.68, "end": 24872.56, "text": " You see how that blue guy is just running the map now?"}, {"start": 24872.56, "end": 24877.52, "text": " We getting up to that heli, there's every team with anti air, now the blue team?"}, {"start": 24877.52, "end": 24878.52, "text": " And it hurts."}, {"start": 24878.52, "end": 24882.36, "text": " I mean how am I getting targeted?"}, {"start": 24882.36, "end": 24884.36, "text": " Why is this guy not getting targeted?"}, {"start": 24884.36, "end": 24894.96, "text": " oh they're oh they're they're below us they're below us big time below us they're waiting"}, {"start": 24894.96, "end": 24895.96, "text": " for it"}, {"start": 24895.96, "end": 24902.16, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 24902.16, "end": 24907.04, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 24907.04, "end": 24909.44, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 24909.44, "end": 24915.64, "text": " That Blue Mini in hell is good."}, {"start": 24915.64, "end": 24916.6, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 24916.6, "end": 24917.6, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 24917.6, "end": 24918.6, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 24918.6, "end": 24919.6, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 24919.6, "end": 24920.6, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 24920.6, "end": 24921.6, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 24921.6, "end": 24922.6, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 24922.6, "end": 24923.6, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 24923.6, "end": 24924.6, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 24924.6, "end": 24925.6, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 24925.600000000002, "end": 24933.600000000002, "text": " Wee-yup. Wee-yup. Wee-yup."}, {"start": 24933.600000000002, "end": 24935.600000000002, "text": " Oh, nice. He's dead. Hell, he's dead much."}, {"start": 24935.600000000002, "end": 24937.600000000002, "text": " He's dead good."}, {"start": 24937.600000000002, "end": 24941.600000000002, "text": " And a lap. And a lap."}, {"start": 24941.600000000002, "end": 24948.600000000002, "text": " Wee-yup. Wee-yup."}, {"start": 24948.600000000002, "end": 24952.600000000002, "text": " Wee-yup."}, {"start": 24952.600000000002, "end": 24954.960000000003, "text": " Heard it through the great man"}, {"start": 24958.24, "end": 24965.920000000002, "text": " Voice voice thing. I'm gonna I think I'm gonna call it there. I think I am gonna call it there and"}, {"start": 24968.920000000002, "end": 24976.08, "text": " Magical night, all right, I appreciate you boss. Thank you all so much for chilling today. Thanks for playing. Yeah till next time man"}, {"start": 24976.08, "end": 24978.08, "text": " I'll see y'all later"}, {"start": 24978.08, "end": 24983.08, "text": " I think our War Dogs adventure is coming to an end."}, {"start": 24983.08, "end": 24986.08, "text": " I'm not too sure what we are going to play."}, {"start": 24986.08, "end": 24992.08, "text": " There's a very large and massive chance I just start the day tomorrow playing War Dogs,"}, {"start": 24992.08, "end": 24996.08, "text": " but I think the days of us continuously playing War Dogs,"}, {"start": 24996.08, "end": 25001.08, "text": " at least until the next update, is probably done."}, {"start": 25001.08, "end": 25003.08, "text": " I think we're good. I think I'm good."}, {"start": 25003.08, "end": 25005.08, "text": " I enjoy the game. The game has been fun,"}, {"start": 25005.08, "end": 25011.800000000003, "text": " but I just listen man I mean again to the people who are in here who just have no idea why we're"}, {"start": 25011.800000000003, "end": 25015.640000000003, "text": " bitching the way that we're bitching I mean you just weren't you weren't in here today you have no"}, {"start": 25015.640000000003, "end": 25022.04, "text": " idea what today's been like but I just feel like every day it's getting worse you know every day"}, {"start": 25022.04, "end": 25028.2, "text": " every day it's getting worse more people jump it in doing what they're doing I it's just not"}, {"start": 25028.2, "end": 25032.760000000002, "text": " I'm just not having fun not having fun it was fun whenever there was like a lot of people"}, {"start": 25032.760000000002, "end": 25037.440000000002, "text": " And it's not the game the game is the game. I'm enjoying. I'm still having fun"}, {"start": 25037.440000000002, "end": 25041.840000000004, "text": " I just I can't and war dogs isn't I"}, {"start": 25042.440000000002, "end": 25046.08, "text": " Don't know how to say this. I'm sounding like an absolute fucking prick"}, {"start": 25047.08, "end": 25049.58, "text": " It's hard. It's hard to put it into words"}, {"start": 25050.36, "end": 25058.08, "text": " But whenever I'm just getting slammed all day and and it's I literally if it was up to if it"}, {"start": 25058.08, "end": 25063.420000000002, "text": " If I had to I would just be sending DMs all fucking day, and I don't want to have to do that"}, {"start": 25063.420000000002, "end": 25066.420000000002, "text": " It's not worth it to me man. It's not worth it to me"}, {"start": 25066.420000000002, "end": 25071.04, "text": " I get stream sniped in this game worse than I get stream sniped to fucking Tarkov and I get slammed in Tarkov"}, {"start": 25071.04, "end": 25077.36, "text": " I mean this this is like rivaling arc raiders and levels and there's not really any way to stop it"}, {"start": 25077.36, "end": 25081.100000000002, "text": " I mean we can put on streamer mode. We can put on anonymous mode. We do all this shit"}, {"start": 25081.100000000002, "end": 25086.280000000002, "text": " It still happens all day long. I mean you guys see the exact same names on my team"}, {"start": 25086.28, "end": 25089.36, "text": " But also on the enemy team, you know, it's just"}, {"start": 25090.3, "end": 25094.5, "text": " I'm tired of bitching. I'm tired of bitching. I'm tired of being a Debbie Downer, man"}, {"start": 25094.8, "end": 25099.36, "text": " We'll just go switch it up again. I'm not too sure what we're gonna play tomorrow. We'll find something"}, {"start": 25099.879999999997, "end": 25101.64, "text": " Find something to dab along"}, {"start": 25101.64, "end": 25107.32, "text": " Maybe we'll do the around the world again and just go play fucking a hundred different games until we find something fun"}, {"start": 25108.48, "end": 25111.0, "text": " I'll see if I can hit up all the morning guys. Maybe we can get a"}, {"start": 25112.32, "end": 25116.039999999997, "text": " Trailer park get together in the morning like we did last night with P"}, {"start": 25116.28, "end": 25117.559999999998, "text": " That was a lot of fun."}, {"start": 25117.559999999998, "end": 25123.559999999998, "text": " That was super enjoyable, but yeah, God, I don't know."}, {"start": 25123.559999999998, "end": 25124.8, "text": " I wish I knew, man."}, {"start": 25124.8, "end": 25126.52, "text": " I wish I knew, but I don't know."}, {"start": 25126.52, "end": 25128.28, "text": " Fucking blows."}, {"start": 25128.28, "end": 25133.8, "text": " It does suck, so it does sucks, but it is what it is."}, {"start": 25133.8, "end": 25136.16, "text": " It is what it is, man."}, {"start": 25136.16, "end": 25137.52, "text": " I'm going to send you guys over to Courage."}, {"start": 25137.52, "end": 25139.039999999997, "text": " Go show them some love."}, {"start": 25139.039999999997, "end": 25140.12, "text": " I appreciate you guys, man."}, {"start": 25140.12, "end": 25141.879999999997, "text": " I hope all of you guys have a wonderful rest of your night"}, {"start": 25141.879999999997, "end": 25143.32, "text": " and a wonderful rest of your day."}, {"start": 25143.32, "end": 25145.68, "text": " I'll see you beautiful people tomorrow morning."}, {"start": 25145.68, "end": 25151.44, "text": " and uh yeah i'll be able to look out seeing seeing if we can find something else to play"}, {"start": 25151.44, "end": 25156.24, "text": " seeing if we can find something else to play boss i love you guys man thank y'all so much for"}, {"start": 25156.24, "end": 25160.56, "text": " chillin today dude i'll see y'all tomorrow thank you again have a wonderful rest of your night"}, {"start": 25160.56, "end": 25170.48, "text": " and thank y'all so much for chillin dudes later"}]}