You Oh They are bound to be the core of all this dead and done It is now or never I am restricted, things are bound the way I Need to keep the habit that my mind is free And I think now I've got to see Stand on my life, on the corner And closely, I'm playing in a sense of feeling discontent I'm finally facing it all, fearless I gotta get a new job, I gotta get a new job. Thanks for the great job, man. Let's burn in the bridge that keeps us on, Oh, man, I'm feeling here. Exaggerated, that's what you owe us. The story's over, I must conclude. Oh, my gosh, I'm just gonna take this Make a chair to watch you hide yourself still Hanging in the background of the life I want to live I want to take it all, stand and stop Feel my weight depressing you on Oh, break all I've got to see Now, spend all my life on me All I'll become is slave I'm in it, in it, in it I feel a sense of death I'm finally finishing it all! Fist! Okay, anyways, anyways, everybody in the stream... Everybody in the stream. Okay! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Okay, everybody in the chat, bro. Everybody in the chat. What is going everybody in a stream? Anyways, I'll miss y'all boys so much, bro. As I always know, y'all, we are back with the daily stream. Shall we back with the daily streams, y'all? I miss y'all. Today is currently, what is today's date? Today is Tuesday. Turn mic now down. No, I've dialed it four times. Out out to four it's on two lights right now You're quiet a little okay. Okay. Okay. Anyways. Yes, bro. I miss y'all boys, bro Um, let's get right. So let's turn up and chat This dream is very simple, bro. This stream may be 12 hours 18 hours 24 hours two hours three hours If I laugh any time in this stream the stream will end Simple as that chat that chat literally simple as that that chat that's that that's that's all it is to this stream Now look listen. I'm not y'all know me. I don't laugh There's not a lot of people who can make me laugh, bro Nobody can make me laugh in my opinion I think this stream may be this train may last like 30 hours, bro This stream may last 30 hours, bro, but I don't have bro like listen chat. I can smell I can do this this hey Good job. Hello, ha ha But I can't do any lap like I can't laugh like I can't vocally laugh, bro real talk, bro Anyway, check clips, bro. Y'all know clips can make me laugh, bro Y'all know clips cannot make me laugh, bro kiss our forehead. See see Now look, I'm not a lot of y'all, bro Every time I like just like every time I picture a KSI forehead like that Yeah, I ever like just picture like bro. I really just be picturing KSI forehead, bro like All right, bro. I'm probably got the right now, bro Where's your mom to Jamal is sleep bro to Jamal Ben's chat. Let me tell some Jamal been sleep all day All day And I feel like I should prank him bro. He too lazy, bro He's sleeping his 12 o'clock p.m. He sleeps all day and stays up all night, bro Like chat should we prank him burn? Should we prank him like real talk like should I actually prank him? Yes, or no Do we prank Jamal bro, let me know yes, okay What should I do though so I put hot sauce in his mouth So I put like hot sauce in his mouth or something. What should I do to what awaits have before we chat before we do the prank? What should we do? Wait, I gotta take a piece. I gotta check if he's sleep or not Water at Angel Manzo I two meters donated $1.99 through super chat Prime speed was funny No, thanks, bro. All right. Okay. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it Well, you let me connect to him at Ibrahim extra wish donated 10 Saudi reals through super chat Speed a guy said her name one meter times it geeked and locked in he said what? Let me talk your mom's cheeks donated $1 what the monkey monkey Smell my Okay, okay, okay, let me fix this okay, let's do it Let's do my cell phone. I'm gonna say delay Okay Okay, let's do it Hey, shut up delay What you mean delayed Oh my desktop mic. Oh Oh shut y'all telling my desktop mic. I check out here me. Yes or no yes or no? Alright man let's prank him. Let's get him. Let's prank him. Let's prank him. He want to be up all night. He want to be up all night doing this and then doing that and third let's get him right now. Let's prank him right now. Be quiet. I gotta see if he's sleeping. Hey baby, you're so cute, hello baby, hey nigga, I guess you're so cute, is Jamal sleeping There's Jamal's sleepiness, you know. Okay. Does he hate that? Alright, let's see. Okay. Let's see if Jamal is asleep. We can show ass up! Get that fucky ass up! has failed chat unfortunately the prank has failed I thought I was gonna prank them all but unfortunately the dog woke you woke him up you literally woke him up my dog woke him up bro my dog woke him up bro my dog woke him up well you got lucky bro you gotta let off the hook you gotta let off the hook brother it's okay it's okay it's okay bro it's okay sometimes prank fails bro prank fails chat the road chat I mean bro my dog woke him up chat yeah bro check out bro y'all kid bro check I can't spell male I can't spell bro check my dog woke up bro exact stop spending ill bro L dog bro do not spell L dog not say L dog Well, my dog woke up at Ecosy Clips donated $19.00 and 90 cents through Super Chat speed you mall is better than Rinaldo Say I literally tried Touch for donated one day. Yo speed I just wanted to say that my name is Vadim and I love you from the bottom of my heart Thank you. Also, do you still have that buggy figure I gifted you in New York buggy? Yes, I me because I forgot to sign it So you can remember my name The hell all right chat to start off checklists. Okay. Okay. I'm under $1 and 99 I'm at the checklists Always making me laugh even in dark times when I was battling good pastures syndrome much love, bro Thank you, bro. All right, who's that? Who is gonna make me laugh today? George donated $1. Who's gonna make me laugh today? My name is Eric Lamont Robbins Jr., the third I speak English, French, and Spanish. I graduated Culver's University with a degree in sports management. I like to watch people fuck my wife while I watch I also like pancakes and like to make lasagna. Bro, how do I give up? Ah! The hell about Robert? What is? Bro, why are you giving me your biogography, bro? This man's giving me his biogography. Do it, bro. Like, bro, what is you talking about? That is bro. What is you? Oh crap. Say I can't even see me. Can't tell I want to eat them all out. Donated one dollar at the speed. You have herpes around your lips. No, I do not. Bro, it's not herpes. Bro, stop with these TTS. Yo, I'm not a lot. But I'm not a turn TTS off, bro. I'm not the turn TTS off. My 5,849 donated a pound and ninety nine pants through Super Chat. hear that hello from the United Kingdom so I hear that it's like a rings noise at love BX I hear that the hell I hear that or no the freak what is that noise bro I'm on tweaking. I hear that. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do. Cat, stop. Oh, I'm not hacked. I am not hacked. I am an artichoke. Now let's start off with clips. I laugh, stream in, simple as that. Yo, speed, you can't do this dance. this dance bro if bro if you think I'm up to get up and do this dance bro you are told bro jokes on you I'm actually about to do this dance right now bro I I ain't gonna lie to you, bro. I'm not the really hit it What is that noise? What is that noise? Oh I think it's this that's why I'll turn that off I Think it's is bro Chat I think it's the uh, no, it's the sound of the gifts bro. Somebody's gifted me and it's like For some reason it's like I okay. Okay. I know what it is. I know that it I know that it's I know that it's I know that it's I know this it should did this this should have worked if this doesn't work then Chat you guys are weird Did that work it should work now All right. Come on. Hey. Hey. Do you speed? You got to play all financial Freddie game challenge. Y'all want me to play all financial Freddie every game? Would y'all want that? Yes or no? W family? I Chat do you think I will ever have a family y'all I think I will ever have a family chat. Yes or no, bro One day one day One day one day Four years ago. I was in my mom's house in my mom's room streaming barking Sue him Christopher now though like my house on fire a kid from Ohio fortune Just doing anything You can do it everyone W Bro, what the dude are you? How do you show like the audio stuff? Where's audio mixer at? Bro, how do you show like the audio mixes, bro? I keep hearing that. What is that? Yo, Oh Yo See if it's remote server OBS making that noise. It's in one of your chrome tabs remerks server OBS Is it the IRL toolkit one? Yeah, I don't make it Get that window off the screen, bro. What I exited Okay, I just deleted it Bro it has to be this chat box in okay. I bet okay Remember I cannot laugh bro. I cannot laugh I cannot laugh If you want to go and do a comic con Iro stream try collab with emerald the co cosplay specialist Try y'all made it do a call a What's that called? Yeah, I'm gonna do a cosplay bro. I'm gonna do that Oh Okay, bro, I'm not a lot of you. I'm the child I will do a Europe tour Okay, chat. Where's the channel the lab channel? There's a chat What the you'll know what is is a testament is it this? Oh What the hell is that noise bro like seriously? what the freak wait I actually had how do you take the volume mixer wait let me turn I don't stream laughs. Let me see if that's it. I haven't feel it. It's not stream laughs. This. What is that? Is that discord? Is it discord? Bro, it might be discord. I just turned out discord and it stopped. But what is it? Okay, now turn it back up. See? It is Discord. What is it though? Sorry, Jeff, you're back. You're back with that. It's freaking Discord. What does that sound? Thank you. you you you you you Okay, I have a black marker here, all right. Try, wait. Hold on, I was just saying, try to make me laugh, right? Yeah. I Boom W handwriting Baby come on now too easy, bro. Yeah, why am I so why am I so bright? Yeah, let me make it less bite. Okay, that's probably better now Well, is it inverted yo AI why do I hear the same this is not AI how would I know because it's not AI are you live streaming right now What the fuck is bro what is that noise I Love you right now He said what are you live streaming I know yo bro try to make me laugh bro try to make me laugh Are you last year right now? Oh my yeah, you're gonna skip you're gonna skip I'm not gonna skip chat. He has to get skipped. Wow, that's crazy. That's crazy. Chat is this like is this is this really what's happening right now? Is this really what's happening right now? In light is people just gonna give me. Yo, yo, you scared me. Yes. Okay. Can you try to make me laugh? Oh my God, I show speed. Oh my, oh my God. Can you try to make me laugh? No, what why do I keep hearing? Oh my goodness Bro, I'm like seriously a monster. What is this noise? Oh, I Just for you, bro. Oh my god. Oh My god, oh my god I Mean bro, I didn't say me Yo make me laugh Yo, bro, can you do me a favor and try to make me laugh bro? No, bro, why why don't just why don't tell me why? Why kiss your black Beach So lucky bro. He's so lucky dog He's so bro. I was about to just whoop it bro. He's so lucky, bro So goddamn lucky, bro Yo, I go yo, bro. Can you try to make me laugh, bro? bro listen listen to this listen to this one listen to this have you ever heard of UK pooh bro no what's this come slap me again come slap me slap me again come slap me slap me again come slap me slap me again cuz I let that slide think again man get your ass out of my goddamn face bro I'm such a fan bro I'm a fan bro I'm a fan bro I'm a fan bro that she wasn't fun you're no I didn't laugh bro I didn't laugh I didn't laugh I have you have one more you have one more I got one more I got one more okay I didn't laugh though UK pooh shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up no bone no bone no bone no bone no bone no off the music I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Bro, am I tripping? Bro, is this speed? Hey, Christian, you're in the auto. Hey, bro. Can you try to make me laugh, bro? All right, bro, it comes after three, bro. Four? No, bro. What? Your mom. I love your mom. I love your mom, bro. That, bro, that don't even make sense for you to even. Yo. What is he even talking about? Yo! Yo! Yo! Can you try to make me laugh? There's no way. There is a way. Yo! Can you try to make me laugh? I can hear you. Who's A.I. from? I guess it. Yo! I just beat? Can you try to make me laugh so I can aim on screen? Wait, are you real? Oh, oh, oh, I'm, I'm no I'm fake. Oh, I'm guilty. Oh, I'm not real. You see, I'm not real. Are you? I'm A.I. I'm a I hello. Are you right now? No, I'm a I speed Yeah, all right. Bye. Bye if you really wait, wait, wait Like what type of jokes any joke As long as it makes Can I take a screenshot? Yeah, you can take a screenshot So, okay Let me think of a good one, okay. All right. All right Wait, so are you live? I'm just wondering I'm just wondering guess if I make a horrible joke then it's gonna be so awkward Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I'm love there's a lot of people watching right now and and my title of my stream is if I Laugh I in stream, okay So if you make me laugh you can literally end of my stream right now you have the power to end my stream Yeah, okay Oh, I see myself. Okay. How are you going to say that? Well... Yeah, she's not going to... Say you're... Why did Sayori not pass? What? Why didn't say Yori pass? Why didn't what? Why didn't say Yori pass? Why didn't say Yori pass? I don't know. Because she was hanging around you. All right No way chat, I don't think I'm a laugh, bro Yo, could y'all in my stream I Sit down and think about life real quick, bro. Now sit down, bro. Sit down, bro. Sit down. Sit down and think about life, bro. Sit down, bro. Sit down and think about life, because you got me messed up, bro. Sit down, bro. Sit down, bro. Real talk. I can't, bro. And I know you, bro. You live down the street, bro. I can call your mom right now, bro. I can't, bro. Go home right now. No real talk, bro. No, bro. No, bro. Yes, bro. Sit down, bro. sit down because you are playing bro you playing i'm sorry i just did you playing for no reason bro yeah i'm sorry show me the meaning sit down bro sit down bro tell your friend in there to be quiet because i don't even know where he's going sorry no look y'all can't skip bro playing bro yo bro can you try to make me laugh so hard I knew it. Yo, can you talk? Oh, South Africa. South Africa, brother. Can you try to make me laugh so I can stream? Oh my gosh. I'm not a comedian, bro. Come on Oh my god, I don't know how to say Yeah, I know bro. Yeah chat I don't laugh. All right, brother. Peace out bro. Yeah I don't laugh. I literally don't The what Yeah, I'm okay. Look What yeah, I have a joke for you. What do you think my grandpa told me right before he kicked the bucket? What do I think your grandpa told you right before he kicked the bucket? Yeah How far do you think I'll take this bucket? He said grandson. I love you carry on my will Yeah bro, Cristonaro Siouvi, for me he's the best man. Hey bro. What the fuck are you doing man? and there you should come to bulk here bro i mean that was a joke that was a joke yeah no i need jokes in english bro okay it's okay it's okay bro nah bro it's it's okay bro w bro it's okay but it's a truck man at least i tried You tried bro you tried bro. Yeah, you promised me to come and bugger again, bro. Yes, I will bro. Yes, I will thank you Yo, yo, I'm from Russia. Hello. Hello, brother. Can you try to make me laugh? I'll try one second A dog Sit on my face No chance. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. What? No way. Bro, you know he trolling. Okay, okay, bro, that's fun. That's fun. All right, bro. What do we do one more time? One more time. I hope you know where I should talk to pint. What rocked Pete? What, bro, check that squiggy? bro what bro what is he bro bro can you say can you say Brumolda Brumolda what does that mean bro just word in Russian tell what does bro mother mean Brumolda what does that mean y'all no they said don't say it bro what does that mean it's like most Troy word you know most Troy Oh, but my god. Oh, it's good. Oh, all right, bro. Okay Yo, bro, can you try to make me laugh? Yes, bro, can you try to make me laugh, bro? Come on, bro. This is your chance. This is your moment These we One time, Ronaldo goes to his home. He sees his wife, Georgina Rodriguez. And she is pregnant again. And Ronaldo asks Georgina Rodriguez, Because why you are pregnant? Because I just, I don't know, but I'm back in the background Messi, got a lot of Messi and told Ronaldo about, oh it's not about, about, about you thinking, just under Ronaldo, get made it. And, and, of course, I got a history. I got a history. And he puts it on the face and keeps it off to the face. Yo bro, I got a history bro. I'm not gonna lie. I got a history bro. You got me. Oh, but I have a question. What did... He got me, chat. He got me. He got me, chat. He got me, chat. He got me, chat. I got him. He got it bro, chat. I got an history bro. I got an instrument that he got me bro. All right job. Peace out, bro. That was the best one so far, bro I'm not a lot of you, bro. All right chat. Peace out, bro. Love y'all, bro Let's go bro check listen check this stream is simple simple as this y'all if I laugh y'all in stream bro simple as that That's really that that's really it if I laugh my in-stream bro You're Giving this excuse me miss Excuse me, miss. What? Can you have a question to ask you, okay? Okay. What's your name? What's your name? Yo, that's ISO speed. Yo, hello? Yo, hello? Yo, hello? Yo, hello? Hello? Yo bro. Yo bro, what? Can you try to make me laugh so I can am I free? No, like for real. Sure. You do something. You do something. What do you mean? You do something. Quick. Girl, I don't know. I'm the understanding one in this family. Oh my God, it's me, girl. Girl. What? Oh, yeah, sorry. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God. I'm going to be like this. Oh, my God. up the brother and please make me laugh brother. Please. up brother. Please. up brother. Please. up brother. Please. what the hell you talking about man? Hey bro, yo bro, can you make me Isn't it? Isn't it a sock pussy man? That's good for your body. What? Suck pussy, suck vagina. No! That's good for your... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cut this! Bro, cut that out, bro! What the hell is you talking about? for China no hey hey hey hey hey hey cut this bro cut that out bro what the hell is you talking about come on bro what are you talking about that's good for we found Trini man that's good for you man bro bro where bro I'm tripping bro what is I'm talking about yo What is on talking about bro, I'm gonna chill man. Yo, hello Hello Bro come on dude, yo, bro speed yo, bro. Can you make me laugh? No, we Are you gonna say no way as you watch it on string you like okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? We'll take this out. Take this out Why do they take him off the road? To get to the other side. Oh my god. Holy crap. Yo can you make me laugh? Yo can you make me laugh? Watch your speed. Yo brother. Huh? Can you make me laugh, bros? I should speed. I should speed. It's I should speed. It's I should speed. It's I should speed. It's me Who keeps doing it Bro, I know you in my screen, bro Why you looking at the camera like that? Hello, yo bro, can you try to make me laugh me? I want it. Oh my god Hey, bro, try to make me laugh bro. Oh Can have a screenshot, bro, bro you get screenshot from the stream. Oh my god My god speed speed these kids not making me laugh yo don't skip don't skimmy don't skimmy no Alex start yo hey look I'm doing this challenge right now where if somebody makes me make makes me laugh I have to in my stream so you try to make me laugh I'm really not that much of a funny person unfortunately well unfortunately it never hurts to try. Okay, right. This is going to be shit. Right. And why did the banana go to the doctors? Why did the banana what? Go to the doctors. Go to the doctor? Yeah. Why? Because it wasn't peeling very well. Because it wasn't peeling very well. I told I'm told you I'm not that much of a funny person. No, that wasn't funny. Okay, I'll give you one more try, okay? One more try. Definitely don't, because I'll just make a fool of myself. Nah, hey, listen, listen. I'm a very hard person to laugh, so just try again. Well, exactly, so why would I try again? Why? Why does it keep doing this? Try again, try again. Right. Oh, I don't know, man. I Come on come on like listen to effort you have to really go for it. I don't know help me I'm just like I'm not that type person. I kind of I'm not gonna pop in drugs left-hand center All right. Okay. All right chat. She's not good at popping jokes. So I guess Okay. All right, man. Okay. All right, you have a nice day. Okay you too Yo, can you try to make me laugh? Can you make me laugh? Yo, bro. Yo, can you try to make me laugh? Why? Why? Because I can't in my stream. You're streaming right now? Yeah. Who are you? My name's Dorothy. You're fake as fuck, bro. How are you going to ask for my name? They will not tell you my name. You say I'm fake. I can see it. You can see it? You can see I'm fake? Yeah. Like, touch your head. Touch your head. Touch my hair? Yeah. . No what now I think I was wrong , you were wrong so OK so now you gotta do me a favor and try to make me laugh , what makes it laugh jokes jokesant what do I know any you do a joke any jokes. You're swimming right now. All right, bro. If you don't know any jokes, bro, then I got to go. He's out. He's out. Yo, wait, I don't know. So, uh, for breeze over in people, yo, um, okay. Here we go. Um, why can't orphans play baseball? Why can't orphans play baseball? Why? Yeah, because they don't know where home is. That's good, bro. Come on. That's good. Come on. OK, bro, that's good. Check. That's a good joke. But at least I tried. Yeah, at least you did try, bro. Yeah, but but that's you know what right because you got so many people coming in your stream right I actually knew to give you a joke That's true, and so many people don't give you a joke that I love you so much, man Okay, you know what and he actually said a joke can I say one thing more? Okay, what? Oh Can you try to make me left That's a cute cat Where you get that hat from bro, that's a cute cat Well, I'm gonna check that cute but I can't cute bro What's his name? What buddy buddy buddy Yes, no bodies, bro. They're your buddies are cute. You look cute much Cute look cute bro. I'm gonna. I want to give me a new cat I want to give me a cat. So I give me another cat. I Want to give me a cat, bro? I Want to give me a new cat, bro cats are peaceful But you look even like CR seven Loki I Do you know Uzbekistan yes, I know Uzbekistan Then you come Uzbekistan, but I'm coming yo I'm coming to I promise you I'm coming I'm coming to I'm coming to Uzbek 20 27 20 look at look at back look at back run. I'll run. I'll look yes Wow But what Another what he talk? Yeah? Yeah, another. Yeah Well, hey, bro, try to make me laugh, bro. I Don't have any drugs you don't have no jokes. Okay, of course because because You you are hey Bro, I don't know if you're using the right vocabulary terms, bro. What is you talking about? I'm saying we talk in What is you talking about how my fate if we talk in? This is AI Get on my face. You said I'm talking about that. Yo, can you try to make me laugh? What the fuck Don't please don't call me AI You're a I After I after I just told you not to do that you gonna do it After I just told her I thought just told her she gonna do it I thought I just told her Don't call me AI and I GG I Don't cap on I'm not alive roll people's really being annoying on his app, bro People is both people like boat a lucky he's getting me, bro He's so lucky he's getting me, bro. It took me like five seconds to put the words together But boy, he's big bro. He's very lucky, bro He's very lucky. He's very lucky. He's getting me, bro. Yo, excuse me miss I Can you try to make me laugh? I'm not a comedian. I don't know how I can do it so That's Well, this isn't a Decision just she tried to just throw a magic trick on me to say laugh See with try to make me laugh. You got to like do a joke sometimes it doesn't even take a joke Okay, so let me think What do we an African can say to a European? Always makes What? What can an African say to a European makes? Meets what? So I did not let me Yeah, me like what can I meet? Wait, let me I did not laugh Yes, I can hear you fine I was saying so what can an African? Yes Yes Yeah, yes Yes, I hear you I hear you Yes Wait, what's tell her she's saying bro Okay, all right, okay, oh Guess guess guess. Yeah, guess what they can say what what what can they say? Bro That's just my junior brothers, okay Hello, what's up, bro? What's up? Good morning. So, yeah, I think I've heard that challenge. I cannot make you laugh. Sorry. Okay. Okay. Gds. Okay. Ted. Gds said she could make me laugh. Okay. Gds. It's okay. It's okay. It's all right. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. Gds. Yo, bro. Sabner, yeah, bro. Can you try baby left? Okay, I'm gonna try Okay How are you, bro? I'm good fine Of course, you're not I Okay, okay, okay, okay. I got you, I got you. Round two. Look at me. Why are you smiling, bro? BAAAAAAA Okay, maybe you laugh. That was a good one though. That was a good one though. That was a good one. He almost said he almost. He almost, he almost, almost, almost, almost, he almost got me. He almost got me. Yo! Yo, Speed! Yo! This is the... Actually, this is like a second time I see you here. Okay. That's fucking... That's blazing, bro. Previous time, I was not in like any shape, so can I ask you one question? Yes, actually, I'm not from Norway. I'm from Ukraine. Okay. Do you have some plans to visit Ukraine one day? 2027 most likely 2027 bro, yeah, that's cool. Okay All right, can you say can you say hi? Yeah, you know we have Ukrainian swimmer. He's named Billy Billy Yo, what's up Billy? Yeah, bro. Thank you. I Yeah, hello. Yo, well, can you try to make me laugh? Yeah, so Pindu Pitbull pitbull. Yes. Yeah, I Have the perfect impression of the ball. Okay. Okay Like the dog Oh Yo, bro get up and try to make me laugh, bro. You too. I don't like you too comfortable right now I don't like I don't even like how you too comfortable, bro You just look too comfortable right now, bro. I need you to get out of that comfortable. Uh, yeah, bro Yeah, bro. I need you to get up, bro. Come on. Yeah, bro. I need you to get up. Yeah, there we go There we go Word in why are we in white? Can I get a word in bro? Yes, you get a word in first first first of all bro. How was your day? My day was good. My day was great You know before you before you start trying to get in my cheeks, bro How about you take me to dinner first bro? Like you can't you can't just do that, bro You know who trying to get into your cheeks, bro? What is he? Yo, yo bro, bro, what are you talking about? Bro, what is he talking about? Nigga, can you listen to me, bro? You gotta introduce yourself. What is he talking about? You gotta make me dance like a monkey, bro. You gotta introduce yourself before you try to make me dance like a monkey, bro. Oh. Like you gotta... No, bro. At least try and get... Yo, bro. Bro. Chat. Bro. Y'all hear him? What the fuck are you looking at? Seating me what he thought he was doing out there. What? My nigga? What? You might not have what it, funny thing you found. I don't know what the hell you're saying. Don't you think you're saying that right? Yeah, motherf***er! Yeah, no. What's your name? What's your name? I'm... I'm... I'm good, I'm good. You... you see us... We have... we have... Okay. Okay. I Hello, yeah, I'm from good son. You're from Kurdistan. No, okay. Can you I'm YouTube, can you try to make me laugh? No, no, and you come to Kurdistan Kurdistan Yeah, did you plan? Yes, 2027 bro 2026 about that the year bro the year is almost over it, bro 2027 come on, bro. It's 2027 a year Come on, bro. It's 20 27. All right, bro Don't worry, bro. Don't worry, bro 20 27. Yeah, keep telling me go to Kurdistan So you may date so you may date your background ground to, you know, try to stare in some rumors, but it, but it, but it ain't working though. It's not working, bro. Okay. All right, bro. See, look, you see now, look, that strike two, that strike two, because what the hell bro? What is it? Okay. What the hell is that? Angry Birds? You know it? Oh, what is this? I Know Okay, I Did not laugh bro. Who laughs? Yo Hey, man, can you try to make me laugh, bro? Try to make you laugh. Yes. How do I know you're not speed? How do I not know? Well, how do I know? Hey, man You keep asking questions in life and they not gonna get a answer bro You just got a roll with it, bro. So just try to make me laugh man. That's it. That's it Bro, I'm gonna make it up. I can make people laugh, but okay. Do it like stick something or so so I know what sticks on fingers up like five four three down this crazy you have nothing do you bro you have nothing I just woke up what does that mean bro when you wake up you always gotta have a joke in your Brain both you always all right. All right. Let me let me think let me think let me look give me like 10 seconds. I'll go away No, bro, I don't think in me bro. So good. It's all good, bro He made me like do all that to set verification for not even him and even say a joke. Yo, kid. You got a joke, bro Yo can I hear me hey bro yeah yeah I got some jokes up your sleeve or not okay what imagine if I met for the daughter would you drink it if you what if I met for the daughter would you drink it powder daughter what is that what is Powder water powder daughter. Oh, what what I'm saying how that's how that's what Powder water Yeah, what I would I drink it? Yeah, well, what is powder water both? I'm just it would you drink it? What I drink it Okay, is that a thing? bro yes bro yes yes I would drink powdered water okay so I actually drink what what did you say bro? I said he ordered me say I don't like he yapping bro this kid yapping say I this kid is yapping bro say he might actually be yapping bro Yo yo Yo, I don't I don't okay you do good. Do it. Oh, yeah All right, what do you call a messing guy? I lost his car Mexican guy who lost his car? Yeah, I Do not know Carlos I Can't with these shows anymore. This is not even funny, bro Yes, babe Hey, you made me break my earring, bro I lost my earring, bro. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh my goodness, bro. I lost my earring, bro. You'll see. My name is Harry. Your name's Harry. Yeah. Okay, bro. Chat, bro. He made me lose my earring in. All right, bro. GG, bro. GG. GG, bro. I didn't do you. What the hell is my hearing good? Oh well. I'll find it later. I'll find it later. OK. Yo. I show speed. Yo, bro, if you make me laugh, I did not. Yo, bro, if you make me. Everybody want to skit? Hello yo, bro. Can you try to make me laugh? How are you? I'm good brother. Can you hear me? Yo, what about can you make me laugh a joke what do you have a joke? Me Do you have a joke do you have a joke? Yeah, okay, say a joke What Do you have a joke? You have a joke like ha ha ha like a joke like that. You know, okay? I Tell you totally boom, why do people know? What I Know I said listen. Do you have like a like a joke like hello the chicken croak like a like a joke You know what a joke is? You are a famous person I think Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I know but I'm doing this challenge where people would have to tell me a joke. Can you tell me a joke? You'll get Nah, Chad, he got Bro, it seems like I'll make it. Who will have more than you make me? Alright, bro. Okay. Alright, bro. GG's GG's Hi, bro What's that? Hey, hey What's what's with the face what's with the what's with the t-girl go You have a familiar face No, I'm just average though. I forgot, what was the name? Oh, fuck. What was the name? Okay, alright, alright, alright, okay, now seriously, can you make me laugh? I'm trying to make you laugh. Yeah, try to make me laugh. I got no jokes in me event just try Like Okay, where do I look like I'm from oh Wait, let me see your face where is she from? Thailand? No. Philippines? No. Germany? Never. Yes. Wait, is that sick? Singapore Singapore Chat I'll let the Singapore. You know what there was it. It was fun. I was it. It was for it was fun Yeah, I went oh, I went I went all chat. I went up bungee jumping. I went buddy jumping But when you jump in ah, yeah, yeah Shit you look Okay, all right. Okay. Okay. Do you have a joke do you have a joke? Then this is hard Okay, maybe maybe this won't make you laugh, but this is kind of an hinge one time I Don't know if I'm a killer probably you make it down from the toe So, one time, it was the first time I went to a club, I was with my ex and then he shit all over the club. He what? I don't know. Boom! I was so drunk he shit. Oh! Sorry, it's not making you laugh, it's making me laugh. Bro He like poop Yeah Like just straight like just poop pull down his pants and poop I Don't probably do. Oh my god, bro And then he ran out and then he peed out I Just oh my day I took her five whole minutes yo Yo, brother Hello, brother. Can you hear me? Hi? Can you make me laugh? Oh That'll be hard me the five of the chicken crossed the road all my the other no like this that the success rate on his joke is probably it's one percent it's not it never makes anybody laugh but go ahead go ahead say it to get to the other side get the fuck out come on man We gotta do better. Let's push come on man. We need more to face him. God damn it. Come on, bruh Come on, bruh Come on chat What is going on, bro? Ted G G's, bro All right, bro, okay, nah, I'm not this should never ending, bro This stream never ending Bo GGs Bo GGs I This rings never ending Yo, bro Yo, yo, yo, yo, try to make me land bone Okay, I will I was looking for the speed I will I want to pray okay, let's go come on, okay Okay, so There was a there was a track does that's dribble one time. Yeah And he was driving a taxi and he got a ride and it was a naked girl and it was a naked girl and she sat back on the car and he was driving and looking in the mirror and the naked girl and the rude least act so like having to see a naked girl in a lifetime and the driver put out a response that I have seen many naked girls but I don't know where where you are paying from hey man that wasn't a bad joke but bro you need to laugh for that's the speed I bow I bow are you seriously fortunate laugh upon me bro if I didn't laugh I didn't laugh man you can't listen listen listen you can't force me to laugh but you need to laugh for the speed I Was trying to find you for an hour, man You prepare that joke you prepare that joke and take your whole hour Yes, man, yes, and and that I Didn't I didn't I didn't figure that I was doing the list of But if that took you a whole hour to prepare bro, then hey, we need some bro Mother just try clips bro. I'm not the chocolate because this ain't working bro. This is not working. I'm other just Like I'm not gonna discord, bro Or like bro, I think people on roblox got a better chance than making me laugh, bro. No cat No, kissy No, kissy no kissy in my busy because we can get dizzy with No my water So am I the only person who takes naps during the day or no? Who else takes naps? Robots robots does have a game. I forgot what it's called. I think robots have this Robots does has a game Me okay. All right. All right, bro. I just wanted to make sure I broke it I'd be taking naps, bro, but they but chat like it'd be like 20 minutes though 20 minute naps I I'll tell you like five I literally take like four 20-minute apps a day for 20 minute apps a day. Okay, see you one of the contestants is too to start dancing so we wanted to get confidence the judges and his mom speak to him I think that conversation helped you guys I don't know why did he do that why is he doing that Bo? What's that like? I'm not gonna lie, bro Listen Wait, I look he want to learn how to do that move bro. Hey, I think I can do that move Yeah, I think I could do this. I want to learn this Where you put your leg you put your leg like that they jump over it it. But he gets his foot got caught up on his leg. So I try that. It's easy. All right. All right. All right. Zay Santana. How about you go up and show the whole screen on what you can do? Since it's so easy, right? Yeah, right. At fresh lemon 1617 donated two Canadian dollars through super chat speed why did the chicken cross the road why try it okay tell us shot let's try it let's try let me try it let me try it I don't want to fall though I can try it up I can try it so it's basically so basically you hold your foot up wait would it be easier with I find it be easy with this So you hold your foot up, do you put that under okay, let's do it Come on, I need you to try to bro time just tell me to lock in bro Chat if I do a first try I gotta say bro like I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I gotta call me the the go bro if I do a first try if I do a first Try let me lock in Oh Almost almost almost how do I like So what I have to do though check how do I do it just something in ills Okay How do I keep brotha like my leg is getting in the way off the bed then your grab your ankle I am dragging my big my my my ankle oh I oh I gotta jump high I didn't do it. I gotta do it all high ground. Okay. Wait, okay. I have like, no, it's okay. Bro, fuck. Bro, shut up. I Bro, check it up, bro bro, bro So if you could do that say me bro if you do check if you do that say me But I can't do it bro. I can do it. I just don't want it. Oh, I can I can actually do it if I actually try I can actually do it. I'm just not trying bro. Y'all me to actually try I'm not trying If I actually wanted to do it, I could do it, bro Real talk try it in okay, but let me okay back. Let me actually walk in Let me actually drop for real How do I like Cha, how do I like my legs keep coming out, bro? My legs keep coming out. Fuck! Bro, my legs keep coming out, bro. Cha, I might do a larger tutorial, bro. What is that called? What is it called? This. Hi there, in this video I will show you a fairly easy skill which will tie enough and making sure that you are to holding your foot, so don't let it go and I will show you that in the end of this video. The first exercise that will help you to increase your muscle strength, jumping while you are holding your foot actual scale and what you should do is jump as high as needed until both of your feet are about to stand demonstrated in the top small screen. Now let's have a look at the technique. As you notice that the foot that you are holding is below the foot that is jumping, you pull it backwards and that is the exercise. And make sure there is enough space between both of your feet because otherwise you will trip yourself and fall. So as soon as you notice that the foot that you are holding is... So, TAT! So, TAT! TAT! TAT! TAT! Basically you gotta hold the foot, right? You gotta hold the foot out here. You got to like jump over like out here, right? Do you got to come up though? But the horror part is what I'm coming when I'm messing up on is this part. I Keep like I keep I keep hitting my I keep I'm a bot bro. I'm a bot chat. I'm a bot I can't do it because he's five four bone I'll learn it one day bro. I'm gonna learn it. I'm gonna learn it, bro I'mma learn it bro. please um I Don't want server join my server join my server join my server Join my server You won't learn it That's like that's insane You just coming into my stream saying you won't learn it Watch this bro, but give me literally give me next month. Give me next month to actually like actually learn it Wait, I gotta All right, yeah, who should I let speak bro, who should I let speak who do you think's funny, bro? Who do you think it's funny on here? I'm gonna go with monkey D dragon I'm you bro. I'm you tell Mike. Hello? Hello, what's up? Can you hear me? Yes bro, say yo Joe. Shit, my phone. No, that's me, it's me, it's me, it's me. Yes, I'm here, I'm here, my phone. So, my joke is... Say it. Uh huh, what happened? Yeah, you tell her. Yeah, chat. No person on the elbow because his news like what is you talking about? How you gonna get on the gun? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Mother. Say it. All right. I'm see. All right, let's choose somebody else. Let's choose somebody else. Let's shoot somebody else. Let's shoot somebody else. All right, let's choose Grave Grave looks like he's funny Yo, great give us a joke for the same Yo Hey, I got a joke knock knock who's there Who's there I Ice Ice ice ice ice ice ice Who they was ice? Yes Say who ice who I I So the meb you fucking black made him near me. Oh, hey Cannot believe but welcome to Disney Channel Disney Channel is where you see stars and you can see the light You can see everything you Where if I catch him one day boss with why don't sit in this What is he sending bo? Bo I know I check yeah, I know why you coming up on the seat you coming up on the seat yo, bro. What did you send it through the chat? See I a bro, what is you sending Bo? Where do you send me? You hear me I can't hear you I can hear you go talk Bro, it's you. I'm sending you, bro. It's you. Bro, if you don't say a joke right now, and it's not funny, you're getting K. Hurry up. Bro, do you not like the image of yourself? Bro, just take the joke, bro. Save the joke. Uh, said joke. Uh, uh, why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I Lot of your good good, bro. Good. I'm out bro get out get out get out get out I'm changing the seat child who looks funny though. Let me see arick. Let's sit arick your arick What the hello? Ah, bro, Arik! Y'all, what's good, speed? Bro, can you try to make me laugh, bro? I got you, brother. You wanna hear a joke? Yeah. I got you, brother. Do you get a joke? Yeah. Can't size four, I had as little. Bro, get your laugh, oh, get your big Spider-Man ass the stage but get off the stage come on bird white boat you chat no bro he'll not hey hey hey you don't want to fight buddy no you really want to fight no wait see about to give me band boat this band both tell you about to give me band I show me yeah get up Yeah, I'll sit there. LeBronLover123 Hey, LeBronLover123, what's up? Yo, LeBronLover. Hey, how's it going, Molly? Can you, uh, make me laugh? Yeah, I got you, bro. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. What you call an alligator in a vest? What? An investigator! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bro. Alright, let's do, uh, let's do Tahirib. Tahirib. Yo, Tahirib, what's up, brother? What's up, brother? Can you, uh, make me laugh so I can in-stream? I'll try I'll try okay Okay size forehead Overused overused joke that I heard maybe fuck What is he sending to the chat what let me try one more time go How do you make a napkin dance how you put a little boogie in it Yeah, bro. All right, chat, let's try out somebody else. Let's try out. Let's do let's invite. Let's invite Luffy. Let's invite Luffy to the stage. Hey, Luffy, can you make us laugh monkey do you think are you there yes can you make us laugh Luffy why did the chicken Got it on why the why? Why You don't know you don't know why the chicken crossed the road so when you asked me why did the chicken cross the road? You truly didn't know why the chicken crossed the road You can't be serious, bro Yeah, he really don't know why the chicken crossed the road check usually when you add somebody why why the chicken crossed the road You would know but yeah, he truly don't know why Like chat only think he was trolling he truly don't know why the chicken crossed the road you don't know for real So he don't know yeah, all right, bro. Let's invite somebody else to the seat. Let's invite I'm Billy Yo, Billy, can you make the stream glad for us Billy? Billy I I I I I I I I I I I I I I How you got that? Billy? Get the hell out of the seat, Billy! Come on, Speed! Come on, Billy! Alright, let's do Stephanie. Yo, Stephanie! Hi! Yeah, do you have a joke? Yes, I have a joke. Okay, let's hear it, Stephanie. Okay, so, um, so basically, if you're walking into the store and you see a dog. I'm gonna buy the dog so that you can get another dog and you can eat your food with the dog. Stephanie, what are you talking about? I Just get a dog Oh, what is that to me? What is she talking about bro? Okay, all right, was that your joke? Oh, yeah Okay, yo, whoa, what is renaud? Well, that's a run out. Oh, let's invite your run out. Oh, can you tell us a joke? Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know, can you say I See he's a joke Renato you almost got me bo almost laughs Renato Renato. Oh, I almost laugh Chai I don't love oh Yo Charles, can you make the stream laugh? I didn't laugh chat I did not laugh Yo Charles Bo Charles Charles But is he even here Charles I'm. What are these? All right, bro. Charles is here, bro. Let's do. Let's do Dria. Hello. Yeah, Dria. Yeah. Dria, can you tell us a joke? I'm bro. $20. Dria. You being serious? Dria. Let's play You know, Andrea, if you can sing a song and it's a good song, I'll let you borrow $20. Let's go Andrea What am I brother really likes you can you say hi hi brother? Hi speed All right, bro. You tell me a joke Where did Darth Vader get his sneakers? Where the Darth Maul? Nice nice brother nice nice All right, bro, who in his lobby is funny, bro? Let's ask the cat yo cat Can you all tell us a joke? Mr. Cat kitty kitty Kitty kitty Okay, bye-bye. Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Let's do another cat. Yo, Gaser, Gaser! Yo, speed! Gaser, Gaser! Let me tell you something. Now, it's a great joke. Why did Epstein buy a slave? I Are you serious, bro? Are you serious right now? Are we serious? Yo Fran yo skeleton, can you make his laugh? Okay, okay, okay Wait, wait, wait. I'm from Argentina. Let me translate the joke. Okay. Okay. Bro, what the hell are you looking at? Oh. What? what? chat, new server or no y'all? I'm not making new servers so new people can join Okay. Wait, wait, wait. All right. Bo. What is your type? Sorry, sorry. Okay, okay, okay. How do you know if an African woman is pregnant? how you think i love for bread and if you come out beaten she is man she's good man she's great bro i'll make a new lobby bro i'll make a new lobby what was that bro chat listen bro i'm making a new lobby bro this is the last lobby on boat i'm making a new server bro only join if you're joking speed game Okay Okay Okay Welcome welcome if you're now joining the ISO speed Lobby this is the ISO speed lobby where you can join and actually say a joke So join in a lot of contestants are now coming in and I'm currently muted. I'm sorry. All right first one we have we have KY KY in DZ IN first one now you can go okay sir yes we can hear you can you tell your joke please okay I from claim bro I I appreciate it what you chose me bro. So my joke is my poop is very loud. I love pooping. I like dirty toilet and I want to just eat sausages. Bro, kyn underscore DZIN. Listen to the words That's about to come out my mouth from all right What The hell are you talking about bro, I'm just starting I just Living life. I don't know bro Yo, yo, but yo hey, alright. Okay, sorry. Do you want to keep okay? Okay Okay, okay, who wants to come up? Okay, Sharky Sharky Oh Oh, uh-oh. This is- Bro, bro, just see him, bro. Just tell me a joke. Just tell me a joke, bro. Just tell me a joke. Bro, bro, I swear I'm straight, though. Oh, my God. I'm lay-headed. Yo, big, big boy, I'm sorry. I'm straight, though. Wake up! No! Oh, my God, get him out! Get him out! like the hell what the hell what was he doing oh my goodness I I I I I I I I I God's okay. All right. Can you tell her Joe Kermit? What did the run across the chicken? Why? To get to the chicken Come on Kermit, is that generally the best joke bro? Yeah, so I've got unfortunate there. Sorry, mate. Sorry All right, so it's all fairs. Oh, you know, it's so good. Let's do let's ask Freddie to fast bear your Freddy fast bear Are you too short to even being here, bro? I'm letting you know it's here. He can't even fit on the chair. Yo, bro I why did the chicken cross the road speed? Why why Okay, listen listen listen my English is no good. I'm from Venezuela, bro Bo why I keep doing it Bo check. Yo, I keep stealing jokes Are y'all doing it stealing jokes you okay? Oh my god, hey, okay, you're so loud the audience it can hear you I'm sorry. There's somebody right behind you. Okay, okay? He's right there. Yes, okay, okay now. Can you tell me a joke? Okay? Oh Why was the why was the dog walking the cat puppies why cuz they needed to go to the dark mall you know I'm sorry girl I was okay okay you know it it was good okay you're all good okay okay okay you're all good that was a good one okay that was a good one let me okay let's get let's get the let's get a penguin here Oh, yeah, Mr. Penguin. Can you tell us a joke so I can in-stream? Yes, so Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Why? Because it's a little meatier Not funny. Oh Come on Sorry, no chat like I don't like I alright that should I like open up a little bit? I find it's me now to I like it to me problem. Like is it me who's this or like these are generally not funny Like is it a me problem? Okay. Let's ask Spongebob Yo, uh, Spongebob Yo speed Yo, can you tell me? What yeah What do you say stable and I don't want you Oh I'm not the kick you out this damn lobby, bro. Yeah, okay, so why do you join a lobby dumbass? See, bro, you got me cussing, bro Boys are lucky. I can't cuss right now, bro. You are a goofy. Why are you joining my lobby if you're not gonna say a joke? Yo granny hunter Yo granny hunter granny hunter are you gonna talk or no? Like I'm a troll me like I'm not even taking it serious. Like I'll get it. I got a joke. I got a joke. I got a joke. Why did the cat feed the dog? Why? Because because he did Y'all not even taking his bro get him out. Oh, go go go like I'm not even taking it serious He Bro, guess what? Yo snowman Snowman You got a joke. Yes. Yes. All right knock knock who's there? Me I'm at the door speed. Oh my god you're at the door yes it's me I'm the joke I'm at the door speed I'm a was that funny chat I know Bro oh Chat what's his name again? Speed yo, bro make me laugh, bro Yo, do you remember me? Yes, Tom. Yes, Tom in high school in high school. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes I was in a wheelchair. You used to show me your lockers. You used to hand me from my draws in the change room Do you remember? Bull stop lying for the string, bro. Don't, bro. Don't you remember? You guys hung me up on the floor for my draws, bro. Bro, just say the joke, bro. Just say the joke. You know how to do all this? Bro, don't you dare want me to remember? I Not even Tom, bro. No, is that KSI? Who is this bro? Why does your Roblox character look like a real person, bro? Yo, bro Yo Yeah, let's suck it. Yo, you you got a joke I Got a joke. All right bet. Can you say a joke? You fucking big black stupid nigga fuck you stinky nigga and you should have ruined it And got me What you didn't say you fucking stupid nigga. I'm a white We're luggage. I'm a what? What? Yes, Steve. We're getting our spin. Bro, is this his little brother? Yes, this is me, we are back on shit. Bro. Yo, bro, I'm guy, I'm guy, yo. Zoom. Bro, is that Boyako Saka? Yo. Yo, Steve, that's good, bro. I love you, bro. Bro, bro, can you make me lab room? I got you. I got you. Oh, why couldn't the toilet paper crossed the road? Why? Busy guys stuck in a crack I'm not this hard kicking people out the lobby once they said a joke so new people can join my body rough cuz I Got a piece so bad. I've been holding in this whole time Um, bro, what's up, like, who is this dude? Yo, uh, Ziggy Mario 13. Ziggy Mario. Hold up, I gotta pee real quick. I'll be right back. Yo, when I pee, tell her to joke. Okay, I got a Peto. I'll be right back. Bro, you tellin' me, I go to the bathroom. Use the bathroom. Come back, sit on a chair, and I'm banned? I Said we're lying all my mommy are tripping boat. How is this even possible? How is that even possible I literally peed Dude, bro, look at this book bro. Oh my goodness, dude. Oh My god, bro Look at this, bro, what happened? Oh My gosh, let me react to clips, bro. That is insane Who the fuck is he and why the fuck he ain't in my draws yet? Cause fuck bitch! Yo what yo what what what what what's what's them actually not laughing bro. I am the C of the BCC, my time to make you a frequency, I'm the demigod, I'm the demigod man. Like why Steak? Steak what are you doing bro? Steak like just bro what are you doing bro? Steak what are you honestly doing bro? I never knew he made a song bro What is bro like honestly doing? Speed this is your brother from India What the hell is this somebody in India who looks exactly like me, what is he look exactly like me, bro? What? Who is this? It's my screaming is my who is this? But I got a brother in India Now I go out that is cooked bro. It might be actually cooked. Yo, I know I let me call my brother brother. Let me call my brother My brother can make me laugh. He's usually very good at it. Actually For nine I got on for my guess chat. We might get on freakin boat. We might hit 61 mil Chetamokey get kind of hungry catch that eat. I might I might need to give me a bagel from downstairs Yo, you still sleep Yeah, you actually Go get your broken to get up, bro. I'm doing to try out the last Not the bro nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing bro I'm doing to try not to laugh and I was gonna have you come in a stream, but you're asleep, bro I feel like wait, I feel like I could do this in for night though I might get on for night looking at that bro. Peace out At Glicko 8 big 40 donated 11 euros and 99 cents through super chat You speed can you try the hour of creation on Roblox hour of creation? Hour of creation Just dance Come on, dance dance a scary game At eternal aesthetics donated one dollar and ninety nine cents through super chat Hello speed. Can you send me money, please? At SNIPNA donated five New Zealand Dollars through Super Chat. What are the three shortest words in the English language? Is it in? I am not buying this! Yo, speed you fat ASF! I'm fat? Chow I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm fat! chat my face you know who is this at OG galaxy YT donated $2 to super chat yo speed you should play Forsaken which I this game not scary bro I'm fat Who is this in my lobby, bro? I'm fat wow Okay, you know I said I am fat Bro, how are you in my bro? Who are I maw you? How do you even get my lobby, bro? Yeah, I'm working bro You're not fat But this game might even scary bro. I'm gonna get off bro. Trust me is scary. We just need to do the objective What's objective? Talk left connect keys. You do it. You do it. You do it. I'm lazy see you can't even find the keys neither yeah bro they spawn randomly Why phone Man ain't nothing happening, bro, boss. I'll spend this six seven bro. Dang good I can't find none of these keys, bro I think they're I think the other keys are upstairs though What The draws are like glowing if there's a key on them, so just look for like a glowing light all right, okay bro I need to eat bro I need to give me like a banana or something bro you hear what what the hell is that noise what is that noise Yes, yes, yes, I know it hurts, but if you keep pushing it in, it will tell- FUCK YOU! SHUT UP! No, you s- I get that! OH MY GOD! WHY DO I KEEP GIVING BAND? I'm not even cussing, boh! I'm not even cussing They keep banning me Stop putting me on time out bro go back to clips bro clips don't got nothing funny bro real talk like bro Look which I'm sending the clips All right, bro, y'all sent me four night clips. Here's day three of becoming a midfielder. I'll start off today working on these two touch passes, then from there one into some scanning drills. This is my main focus today since it's such a pivotal part of being a midfielder, and then I ended working on generating more power in my kicks. How's that funny bro? He's just pro- My- Oh my One of the contestants is too nervous to start the- Bro, how do you say this bro? Fortnite bro! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! Fortnite? Low key, I'm like- I'm low key about to get on Fortnite bro. MWAH! 1 fat per click. What is this? At Dytrux donated 5 euros through Super Chat. Yo speed you should try to beat the I show speed tower on roblox. There's a I show speed tower At Jack and Banffle boy donated $1.99 through super chat yo speed. What's your favorite NFL team? Oh The Bengals Alliance What the hell is this bro who made this who made this What the hell is this? Wait, chat! Chat, should I sue him, bro? He didn't ask me, bro! Chat, and his game don't work! Oh. So everybody's scared to go what they went for me got some scaredy cats like chat the other one what's the other one I show speed tower what's the most like climb scary I shows what the whole like who be making these bro climb scary I shall speed tower survive to the top I shall speed ahead why is there banana peels What do you make me ask? Oh my god. Oh my gosh! Why the bro, why do I look like that? Why my shit turd, bruh? But it's weird ass dude, bro. Oh it's a save zone. What? Well I never said that shit. Bro did he just fly? What? How did I die? How did I die? Bro, I'm not sure what am I playing actually chat. What am I playing what what am I playing chat? Like chat what am I? What like chat what am I playing bro? What am I playing? Jump into ISO speed climb scary funk Arva Tower What the hell is a scary funk aura tower? Bummer. Go speed. I'm your big fan. We're running straight on survival evolve to time. Go speed. Come on, go speed. Go speed, go go. Bro. Bro, brother. Brother. Hey, daddy, I still have these. Mark, would you rather sing your style? Would you rather sing your style. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. Alright guys, like What's next at what's next what's next brought the boys and girls what's next boys and girls speed monkey escape? What the hell is this? But this is a real game He still hasn't doors, please did I beat doors? Well, I'm thirsty I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty, baby. Deful for tonight. You didn't play it. Podcast already played a podcast. I'm lucky you're going to get on. I'm looking my hop on a fork, bro. I'm like a lot of you, bro. I might get on a four angle cat, but I'm not even gonna lie to you that I miss You What have I got on in a very long time in a long long time Why's it not I'm coming back to WWE soon, bro. Don't worry, bro. WWE is coming back to WWE. Speed is coming back very soon. Very soon. At Levi Thorn T6, you donated 10 Canadian dollars through Super Chat. Speed hop on San Diego role play. What's that? San Diego role play. What's that? Burn? Oh yeah, let's talk to Ben. Let's talk to Ben. Let's talk to Ben. Let's talk to Ben. Let's talk to Ben. Let's talk to Ben. At Prizitz donated two Canadian dollars through Super Chat. Lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop! Oh At 61 friends donated to euros through Super Bro you so bad lolololo bro. Who are you talking? We got a child we got a truck to my boy Ben, bro. We got a Yeah I Miss you dawg No, what you been on bro. I mean like look listen. It's been four years. I know bro It's been four years, bro. It's been four years since we knew each other It has been it has been four years and I just wanted to stop by and say what's up? Yep. I'm still screaming I'm I'm 21 years old now, you know, and it's good to see you I just wanted to call you because my chat just wanted to see us together You know, and you know, I still got you tatted, you know talk to me, you know, I just Yeah, bro. You just an old friend. All right, man. I love you, bro. Do you love me? Then do you love me? Then do you love me? No You you don't even want to be my friend still do you yes wait you do it Wait, we're friends Are we Yes, I mean no no no that's all you all you say is arbitrary stimulus What's this intelligence? Are you saying yes? No, haha. No, he Come on man. Oh, yes, I don't care Damn but it's been four years Learn some new words, bro. It's been four years learn some new dictionary words What's the baller like learn something learn say something else? Yeah Yeah, say something else All right, then peace out, bro You saw been Peace out, man. No peace out peace out peace out Peace out, Ben. Yeah, peace out Ben peace out peace out No peace out, but why why why can I still hear you? Why can I still hear Ben? I That's a loud oh Bro, why? Bro, why do I still hear you? Bro, be quiet! Pfff... Like bro, be quiet bro! No no no no no! Pssss! No no no no no! Pssss! I I I It's easier than it ahhh not allowed All i do is win, win, win no matter what Got money on my mind i can tell them what you know And everytime I step up in the building Everybody hit go up And they stay there and they stay yeah All i do is win, win, win win no matter what. That money I'm gonna give it up. Hey, every time I step up it. Whoa, what in the lag? Am I for night? Pro? Is it doing that? Am I for night? Pro yes or no? Chat. I'm off for night. Pro. Let me lock him. I'm gonna lock in I'm gonna lock in holy booger. I didn't even know I had a booger, bro Thank you for saying that bro. Let me lock in watch this Bosses watch this watch this I let me lock in let me lock in let me lock him Let me lock him Lock in watch out lock in Already starting off good. We have a blue SMG Rapid fire rapper fire another chest Let's go. We got a pistol somebody's on me. Somebody's on me. Somebody's on me. Somebody's on me I Look you getting banned you getting banned if you want a stream site says you want to say side you getting banned Since you want a stream site Since you want a stream site you getting banned, bro You getting banned Shrimp sniper you got a string strike me to kill me cuz you won't buy Stop doing that wait wait Yeah, I Can't bro. I wish this kid could get Lane oh, bro, these kids any gonna do the six seven emo at 30 I swear bro I swear I swear I swear y'all like y'all are like y'all are very very I Got the office here Like I swear, bro No, no, no, no, no, no, we got a rush to be rushed to be in I Can't y'all and I know I got a lock in bro now people strange time to me, but it's all good Oh, can you know why you know why you want to say something I bet you want to say something? You you want a strange time be? I'm gonna make sure you don't see my screen and you can't tell when I'm ready enough So you ready for that? Yeah, take that brother Take that You don't even you don't even know you don't even know you don't even know nothing You don't even know nothing, bro, I know let me take my pickaxe Let me put on the reaper In my skin you got you got nobody gotta put the I show speed skin on way audio. What's that? Can you hear me? Can you hear me tell you to know So why y'all talking about audio there like what is what's what's up with y'all What back blinks that I put on Yeah, I didn't even know that I was in the game. Stop stop doing that stupid Who laughs at what did I laugh bro? I never stop I never laugh You should keep the level Oh come on lock in lock in come on check lock in lock in bro lock in bro lock in bro we need to get a W in fortnight we need to get a W bro We need to get a W in Fortnite! FORTNITE! FORTNITE! I haven't s- Wait! Did I get a W yet or no? I think I lost, bro! I think I lost. Alright, come on, baby. I'm not makin' it over there. I might still go right here. I am not makin' it over there. you you you you you You I can't do shit right. I can't do nothing right. I can't do nothing right Nothing! I can't do nothing right bro I gotta lock in man Come on Where's um Where's it at? Tell, which, tell, which won't be, oh yeah I was playing this one. Goddamn man. Goddamn Yo bro yo bro yo bro You suck, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're here yo bro you got a mic you got a mic I don't talk to guy who doesn't talk to me bro stop spamming six seven bro like why there's nothing to be six seven about right now there's nothing to be slight what are y'all even talking about Where are y'all getting 6-7 from? Yo, bro! Yo, bro! Bro, you got a mic? What the hell? Oh, 6-7 failed laughs. Wow. Wow, 6-7 failed laughs. That's crazy. Nobody has made me laugh Yo, bro, you got a mic You yo bro, can you make me laugh bro? I got six seven fail to laughs Give me yes, can you make me laugh? I got six seven fail to laughs Hi, let's move on for us. Let's do it. No, bro. I don't want all of you one. I want to laugh We left, um, okay, okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, I show speed, um, I show in the meat. But come on, can we see? speed you're gonna get it you're gonna get it speed speed speed come for the box come on come on you're too big, too big full box get high for me speed get high for me your pass shut up bro get high for me your pass speed it was always on the shoe dude, you're literally trash No, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm shaking. I'm shaking. So, speed. I have a question. Six, seven. Six, seven. What you doing? No. What you doing? Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Okay, if I kill you this, yeah, I'll be touched it. I'll be touched it. Come on. Come on. Us. Us. No That's my check Stop stop. I'm here. I'm here Well, I miss my son man Yeah, you miss it Don't leave bye bye yo speed speed speed speed speed yo what's up bro yo bro tell me a joke bro tell me a joke bro okay okay okay come on what's up speed what's up bro tell me a joke come Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait, so. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can you, can you, can you actually, can you? Can you actually beat you in three times? Can you have me? Bro, you're not beating me in Fortnite, bro. So that's, let's crush it off the table, bro. You're not beating me in Fortnite. You can't beat me, I'm too good. Wait, really? Yes. All right, all right, please, I don't need three times the end, okay? All right, come on, come on, come on, come on. Go! Oh, please! Okay! W speed, you can go that game! All right! Oh, shoot! Okay, I can see it, I can see it, I can see it! Why am I dying up? Oh, no, Steve! Oh, no! Oh, shoot! Oh, why? Why are you lying? Oh, shoot! I, I need to go! Why am I facing such a good happening? Oh, whoa! What are you doing, bro? How did I die to you? What am I? Like, how do I... No! Why are you having me? It's my place to be because of you! Oh, shoot! I know that. Shoot! What do I want? Lock it! Lock it while we lock it! Oh, shoot! No! Oh! You're not beating me! Oh, oh, oh, I can't wait, I can't wait! I'm on the beat. Why are you... No! Why am I... Pause! Why am I... Shoot! But what are you talking about? Listen! Okay! Call me Halloween! Okay! Call me Halloween! What? No! What did you say? I said call me Halloween! Okay! Call me Halloween Steve! Call you Halloween! That's what you mean! No! It's H-A-R-M-T-M! Why are you- Call you Halloween! What? Oh because that's my funny name, mom just call me. Oh no! Shoot him! Oh my gosh! Oh my no, you got a clip bro. You got clip. Yeah, yeah. You got clip. I was really a fortnight pro once bro like nobody nobody could be me yo we got a You might. Come on, bot. Are you gonna bot? What are you going to buy? Are you healing? Are you healing? Are you healing? This man is healing. This man literally healing in a middle of a fight. You're bro don't get mad if you lose Bo I'm too yo tech. Can't nobody beat me bo. Can't nobody beat me Like am I actually good at the game I'm sorry, man. You don't start over. No, we don't start over, bro. No, bro, you don't start over. Are you fucking a witch? You shut up! Fucking don't move! Yo, why am I getting fucked, bro? Why? Why? You fucking asshole, why? Can you come down here, friend? Oh! Oh my god! You're so bad. You don't need to have a... Yeah, that's bad though. Yeah, that's bad though. Don't get too close. It's okay. Look at you, scared. You gotta put a leg in here. You gotta pump a mini. I'll pump a mini. Low-boy. Low-boy. You gotta go. You're allowed to have a motspot. You got that? Super-focus-cap is a rich. ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT Bro What are you doing bro? Well, what are you doing bro the deal fight is right here Is this guy a bot? Like actually. Is he a real person? He's not a real person. Is he a real person? Wait, actually? What are you doing? Yes, that was me bro. What were you doing bro? If that was you then what are you doing? Come on, one below me. Please buy iPhone 16 Pro. We all suck, bro. No, it's up, bro. What's good speed? What's up, bro? Oh, you want me speed, not gonna lie, but I'm literally beating everybody along the one I even did Smuel and so who remembers this app, bro? Smula. Smuel, this is this is bro, this brings back some memories, bro. Wait, I wonder if they got my song on here. I should work up. What do you do got my song? Great, Burg, Columbia, Croatia, Czech, Republic, Brazil, Congo, Ecuador, Egypt, England, France, Germany, Ghana, Haiti, Iran, Iraq, Japan, Jordan, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Panama, Paraguay, Portugal, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Scotland, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, USA, Uzbekistan, Uruguay, Ivory Coast. Let's play football. Wait. Alright, let's hear it, let's hear it, let's hear it, let's hear it, let's hear it, let's hear it, let's hear it. Let's go! One moment! One dream! Cause it's that time! Let's go Algeria, Argentina, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia, Brazil, Canada, Cape, Bird, Colombia, Crucian, Czech, Republic, Brazil, Kago, Ecuador, Oh, Congo, Ecuador, Egypt, England, France, Germany, Ghana, Haiti, Iran, Iraq. Why is this shit off beat, bro? Why is this off beat? Come on, bro. Why is that off beat? Why was it played valorously? I don't think I could play Valorant, bro. Why is it off beat? Damn nobody even said nobody has made me laugh. Yeah, this is crazy, bro Well, it seems like I'm just gonna be streaming forever, man It seems like I'm a really be streaming forever and ever Oh, hi. Hey, wait a second. You're not talking spucking your eye. Let me get it out for you. It's me Like both these clips, but I expect me to laugh at this bro y'all expect me to laugh at these clips For real Boss Wait, how do I get on this game? I need to get on this game. I need to go on this right truck simulator I give up I give up I seriously give up I give up How do I let me try Valorant I think Valorant has this thing though Valorant has like this blocked on it has it like it's blocked Go Valorant switch the camera I think I got to restart my computer to get a Valorant Car-S6 I donated $2 through Super Chat I got to restart my game bro Come open it. What does this dude text me bro? Touch me speed I'm the DM shoes to donated one dollar. Speed Watkins, you should do Elden Ring Marathon. Chat, spam one if y'all agree. Chat spam one if y'all agree, if y'all agree chat, spam one. But, Hub Animacos donated 27 Brazilian Reals and 90 Centavos through Super Chat. Hello, Speed. I made a Minecraft animation based of your live stream. Can you check it and help my work to buy a new PC? Where? My channel named Hub Animations. Two Indians, two Chinese, and one thing- At Lula's Hall, he has himself donated £2 from the chat. Play Overwatch. Wait, bro, what? At Diamond donated 5 euros 90 cents! What the hell, how do you remember that? Yo, Speed, you should try this game called A Desert on Roblox. It's really fun when you play it with friends and I laugh every time. What? At Rahul Thinge 21 donated 6 Canadian dollars and 99 cents through Super Chat. Speed, I want work with you. Please ask Slips to hire me for any job. Please. I can do cooking to cleaning to security to driving to everything, please I can't play Valorant. I was not letting you, bro At MAX 0N1 donated $9.99 through Super Chat Speed, I love you dude. You're my favorite ever. Can you say hi? I'm a loudly crying. Hi, I'm a loudly crying I'm just real on chat geometry dash three if you want to oh yeah geometry dad wait am I still good at doing well you go woman be sure my computer United Arab Emirates Dearhams and 29 Philz through Super Chat. Diabetes is allergic from Jamal. you you you you you You Know this is all muscle memory bone We live! Oh my god! You guys may call me W's you might like I know I know I can beat these things in one try I know that I said this is literally like work what literally first try I'm literally doing these literally in first try like I like I like I think this may just be too easy test until we just try to keep going? Like, I don't know what's going on. Let's try the next one. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. This might be too easy, bro. Let's go! Love, love, love. When the W's up in the chat. Bim it up in an up in a rack. Get a 30 with a 40 when I came with a bat. When I'm too easy, man, I'm popping a rack. Got geometry. Got a monolid. Top. Got a monolid. Talk a monolid. Got a honolid, man. It's too easy, man. It's food chat. W's up in the chat. I just beat the floor. Oh, my God. This is so easy. First attempt, first attempt makes, oh my gosh, I can probably keep going. I can never, never stop. It's too easy when I'm on a geometry dance and I'm getting my pants. Wait, this is actually crazy. How am I doing this? How am I doing this, y'all? How am I doing this one try again bro no like it's a money clip of this people are They're saying fake. The fact people are saying fake is crazy. Bro! Let's try again, let's try again. Bro. Oh my gosh that But you make it go burn to me so proud I need to make Come on! Come on! Come on! Locking him. So nothing, our streak is over with. Our streak is over with. Man, you gotta be smelling my ball sacks by the way, I keep getting this manifestation that one day, one day in this life, lights will come and I was locking in, bro. I was generally locking in, bro. Please say uttering. Okay, all right, let's do it. I don't read. Let's do it. I don't read. Let's do it. Marine Marathon right now matter of fact let's do it out in Marine Marathon you know what come on let's do it ordinary come on let's do it now let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it I wouldn't ring merit wait y'all we I thought I was serious boy I know this game takes like seven days to be this This game takes seven days to beat. No, wait, I actually want this. I can do it like sometimes maybe I could do it this week. I can do it this weekend. Yeah, I could do it. Oh, wait, how long does this take? Tell her how long how long would this game take for me to be a seven days? Bro. I think JC played it chat chat. How long did it take him to beat it? I Got to do that. So I got to do this like on a Friday, bro Three days Wait, y'all actually want the residents. I mean y'all actually want the elderly, bro Yeah, I actually want the elderly. It's not even a troll anymore. It's not even a troll anymore. They really want it Wait, I gotta get on that one game again, bro. I feel like I I feel like I missed out like I feel like I need to really get the lock in on this game last time That is I feel like it's like I feel like I didn't really get the lock in Where is- FreshWRLD donated $1.99 through Super Chat. FreshWRLD donated $1.99 through Super Chat. MrBeast donated $1.99 through Super Chat. Big Black Monkey Boy... MrBeast donated $1.99 through Super Chat. chat big bad monkey boy mr. beast donate mr. beast donated $1.99 through super chat big black monkey boy let's go let's go let's go let's go Was that good or bad y'all was that good or bad then they have like one piece like do they have like one piece? Another one, okay, let's do let's do SpongeBob SquarePants Let's do let's do Let's do Okay, let's do this one. Oh, you dad. I still have you. You're dead. You dad. I still have you. Dad? Dad? Ugh. Ugh. Why did you make me do this? Why did you make me do this? You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile insignificant being on this planet! You'll outlast every fragile exhibiting being on this planet! You are ULS every fragile insignificant being on this planet. You live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away. You live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away. Everyone and everything you know will be gone. Everyone and everything you know will be gone. everyone and everything you know will be gone what will you have after five hundred years what will you have at what will you have after 500 years what What will you have, what will you have after, what will you have after five hundred years? Alright let's watch it, let's watch it, let's watch it, let's watch it, let's watch it. Why did you make me do this? You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die. Think, Mark! ULS, every fragile, insignificant being on this planet. You live to see this world cummer to dust and blow away. Everyone and everything you know will be gone. will you have after 500 years you dad I still have you man fuck dad I did it! I did it! Tell us this. Saga! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Saga! No. Saga! OK. Saga! Saga! Boom, hot! Hold on, hold on, hold on. come on man You got this gargar! You got this gargar! Reach down deep! Reach down deep! No! Reach down deep! You're that churcalist kitten! I love you! I have no idea! Wait, what? I have no idea wait what It's some kind it's some kind of statistic Vendicator fight club I've heard of these but I've never seen one It's a fight to the death can chicken jockey! what's going on Steve? what's going on Steve? you want me to fight the chicken? All right, so let's hear let's hear let's hear You got this gargar reach down date I have no idea What's going on Steve is some kind of statistic vindicator fight club? I've heard of these, but I've never seen one you want me to fight the chicken. It's a fight to the death kid Let's go Let's go. Chicken Jockey! That was probably the best one, that was probably the best one, that was probably the best one. That was truly, that was truly, truly it bro, hidden talent, keep it hidden, not funny. I'm not sure what's going on. 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