I'll put it up.
I'm a bad girl, baby I love you, I'm a bitch
You hear me, I'm a bad girl
I'm a bad girl, I'm a bad girl
Baby, he needs to be
You got me, I'm a bad girl
I'm a bad girl, I'm a bad girl
I just don't know how to give me that
You know how to pull me back
I'm like a run and run and try to get a little money
Yeah, you know how to make me hurt
I wanna, I'm falling hard
Look at the body, but it's nothing wrong with anything
You know it's nothing wrong with anything
You know it's nothing wrong with anything
But it's nothing wrong with anything
Yeah, risky, risky
How's the neck?
Bro
Aw, shit, it's not looking good, bro
It's spreading towards the bottom of my chin.
What time are you going live?
Yo bro, did you see a doctor?
No, I went to the gym.
Went to the gym in the UK.
Gym's here, small as shit.
Or maybe I just went to like the fitness version of the UK.
And then I lost my keys in the Uber so I had to wait at the gym.
I was like three hours in the gym
Um, because the Uber driver had to drive all the way back and get my keys and then
Yeah, and then I got home and then yeah, and then we're here now
We're in the car. It's been raining and gloomy all fucking day. It's sad as hell outside. I'm low-key feeling it
Kind of sad outside, but we hear bro infected zombie. Yo pee pee pee pee pee
I'm wearing a Toby Jersey cuz we gonna see Toby literally right now I
How's it looking, bro?
Y'all, what do you think?
Like, like, fucking nasty, bro.
It's spreading to my, like, it's spreading to the bottom of my chin.
Am I dying?
Yes or no, chat.
Not looking good, bro.
But it's less swollen, though, so it's getting better.
a shower stop wearing fake chrome hearts doctor segment allergic reaction go see
a doctor dude I don't know how doctors work out here how do doctors work out
here do I just is it the same or is it different because I don't got insurance
bro I don't got you lending these insurance it's free so do I just go to
go to the nearest doctor
it's a sweat rash wait if it's a sweat rash because that's what chat gpt said it was
or it could be do I need to do anything or not
Shower you need to shower I know but I can't do that bro. Are you serious?
You soap so you swear to God bro
I've been itching all day. I feel like I feel like I grabbed except on my neck
R and new tic-tac bro if orange shelf today
You can't he came backhanded bro. There's no way cuz I'm like for 40 minutes out from where I'm staying
There's no shot. He pulls up right
The vet neck what's that even mean bro, what are you talking about?
Where's the may back at y'all? I'm gonna get the may back for tomorrow, bro
I got mad collabs tomorrow, bro. Tomorrow is a big day Wednesday
shit, man, didn't text anybody like
fuck
Fuck gosh, you probably send text messages out tonight
But we got like five people confirmed for tomorrow, bro. It's gonna be lit tomorrow's gonna be lit today's gonna be lit
Today me told me invited me to his studio. We're gonna do o2
Something I don't know. I don't know what that is, but I'm just pulling up, bro
He said to pull up so that's what I'm doing man. Y'all think I'm gonna get that invite or nah
Y'all think we're gonna end in a red or new?
No
No
Lacey got his yes, I've seen that brother congratulations to Lacey. I'm gonna get my shit today facts
You need an invite to the hospital
But if Lacey went to the invite or to the third Simon Cheney match, then there's no way I don't right there's no way me and Ron don't
Me and Ron will get an invite, it's facts, me and Ron will get an invite.
Slow down, on everybody's soul, on everybody's life in this chat, I'm gonna get that invite
today bro it's fax
Senegal invited don't ruin my fucking night man
why are you sparking in the middle late night I don't know where the fuck you're
from you're obviously not from America or UK but we should probably get him at
the chat bro
Senate better than you stop being weird
Yeah, let me chill bro before senator reacts to my clip it starts crying and then and then I get a 10k like
Cry banger on my head man. Just kidding. I'm not you key only you key
Dude, how does you keep making girls cry bro like that's really his shit like he never learns man never learns
you excited for the island bro i'm excited man i'm excited i'm excited
i'm excited
the island is gonna be a movie bro
what island seven days train to trailer coming out soon bro first streamer to survive on an island
well maybe maybe third streamer now bro because uh yeah third streamer
it might be here I'm gonna just yeah I'll just hop out
out in school.
Thank you.
Hey, bro.
I don't know what address Toby took me to, bro,
but we are here, man.
Yo, Toby, where am I at, bro?
I quit uni so I can follow you around the island.
Where you at man?
Where the fuck do I go?
It's a random alleyway.
Toby?
Toby?
I'm outside.
Where am I, bro?
Wait, this looks mad familiar.
I was here before.
I remember this.
When I was here for inside,
they took me here.
I think if I remember correctly
All right, it's not behind me y'all gotta chill man
No one's getting snack. No one gets to change snacks. Don't get in their phone snacks. Don't leak. Oh
My god, what if I walk in and
Toby there's a big ass poster saying yes or no to the Simon & Charity match
Let me chill bro. I gotta act nice a lot
Wait, did I just get pranked for it?
Wait, did Toby just send me to a random address?
Toby!
I
Lost in London
Yo, all right, if you watching right now bro pull up on me man
I'm just kidding you that pull up on me. Yo, wait. Oh, yo, where am I?
I don't think this is the right spot.
He's dead in chat.
He's coming.
You're insecure?
Nah, bro.
Bro, call me insecure.
Nah, you really call me insecure.
I can't believe you call me insecure.
Bro, where am I?
I'm just a dumb American in the middle of London, bro.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I just wanna play some football.
In this gloomy, rainy, sad city.
You're insecure. Check behind you.
Careful.
My eyes.
Mad sweet outside.
Sweet.
Okay, I thought I just don't know where to go.
Okay, wait.
Okay.
Yo.
Yo.
on the me and nots bro I just learned that word means I don't fuck with that at
all don't like that word
stop yelling you look homeless I look homeless but I got that
fashion through
I don't know what to do about it.
That's too much.
I don't know what to do about it.
How much you got, bro?
How much you got?
Bro, just call?
Okay, I'm actually gonna call.
Where the fuck do I go?
He just banged my seat!
Are you serious dude?
Dude!
No, it's a prank bro.
He's probably prepping something right now.
He definitely is prepping right now.
Have you seen Toby
Have y'all have y'all seen someone named Toby
Hey, have y'all seen someone named Toby he's kind of like my height 5a not too tall
Have you seen anyone named Toby? Oh hands out the pocket hands out the pockets. I don't got shit on y'all right
Okay, yeah, have y'all seen Toby from the Sidemen?
Oh, oh!
What?
Oh, y'all got jokes, y'all funny, y'all funny, y'all funny.
Funny, y'all funny, y'all funny.
Y'all funny, yeah, that me Daddy, Daddy.
Oh, ha ha ha.
Oh, but I see, I saw him.
No, you did it, bro.
You can't get me talk.
Hey, for me once, shame on you.
For me twice, I'm a fucking idiot, bro.
Okay, yeah, yeah, I see that.
But what's your man, Dad?
I'm gonna get his invite to the charity match. I don't know about y'all.
Is this the city? Yeah.
Can I come?
Fuck no.
I don't even know about it.
Are you already going?
Yeah, I'm tired.
What do you sound like? What's your house play for today?
Oh, we just finished shooting.
Hoopy?
Yeah.
Yeah, Hoopy out here?
Yeah.
Like football? Like hoop stuff?
No, no, no. Hoopy, bro.
Yeah.
I guess you're making it on YouTube.
I would literally destroy every single Londonese person out here.
I get
Let me see you the dribbler ball real quick
Oh, he kind of good you kind of good yeah, you could tell if you were really a hopper if you could dribble the ball
Yeah, you're you're over but
All right, man stay safe
Lookin' for, lookin' for Toby!
Fuckin' cold, bro.
Come on, lock in, bro.
I'm from Arlington.
It gets colder down in Arlington.
Tobi!
Tobi!
Bro, have you seen Tobi?
I love him.
Have you seen Tobi or not?
Oh, this is the fan.
Nice to meet you all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to leave you all alone because it's raining.
Hey, yeah, I got all day.
Are you just doing it?
No.
Come over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go, hey, here we go, dude, yeah, whatever.
Yo, bro, I just wanted to take Sincham, man.
Oh, Sincham, bro?
Yes
Have you seen Toby or not?
You seen Toby or not?
Toby?
Yeah
Toby from the Sidemen?
Oh, stop playing bro
I've seen Simon
Simon? Where?
Just right down there
Are you being serious?
Yeah, I'm being serious
Just down there, just down there mate
Simon? Simon? Oh no. Simon, what?
Marley. You said Marley? Marley. Marley.
I'll come up there.
Simon? Simon? Simon?
I thought I could do the discount shit again, bro. First Nassalon not owned by Vietnamese people.
I feel like an idiot. You see Simon, bro? I don't see Simon, bro. Bro, what, bro? Wait, bro, did I just get
It's rude!
Oh, man.
Excuse me, sir.
Have you seen Simon from the side then?
All kind of lengthy.
He's a barber.
No, I didn't know.
Okay, what about Toby?
He's like five-nine.
Big nose.
Uh, media for attractiveness.
I wouldn't call this.
Sorry, sir.
No worries, no worries.
Big nose
Media for attractiveness
No worries no worries
No
I'm lost
I'm lost bro
dumb American yo yo let's not start this shit again okay lost in London stop
calling me insecure I'm not insecure
Hello sir, have you seen Toby by chance on the side yet?
No Toby, no, I haven't.
Ah, dude!
Ah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, brother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, brother
Got a knife on you right
Brad
But I've been here
I
Okay, babe, I came back. Oh, you're just playing a little prank on me. I've just been outside for a little bit
I'm so chill, bro. I'm just ready for my sign that says yes or no. I'm gonna say yes
Okay
What am I not do why am I not in London is a vibe outside show the vibe John
Woooo!
Yeah.
Just the way you broke it.
This is crazy.
Take that picture, bro.
Yeah, yeah, can you take me?
Shit.
Bro, I've been watching fetus for a long time.
I don't know how fetus is not a good life.
Look, I'm a little...
Just take a selfie.
Yeah, you don't have to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
No, no, you go, you go.
Come on, come on, bro.
Alright, my dog.
Alright, bro.
Let me know if you've seen him, bro.
The drop-up was right here.
I'll be noticeable enough.
Loud, insecure American.
Get that fucking guy out my chat, man.
Let me know if you see Toby, bro.
All right behind me. No, he's not
What do you got bro get out of the road who's gonna stop me bro, it's my city
I don't have my glasses. I can't really see is really dark
Toby oh
My god, that's a random guy. Oh shit
Don't be close up
Damn you you shrunk
I'll tell my time I tell my time I tell my time I tell my time I tell my time I tell my time
Where's the sign, bro?
No sign, no sign, no sign.
What's what though?
I know you was wearing the Arsenal shirt yesterday.
No one was it?
No you were.
Only everything I was in.
Was he wearing the Arsenal shirt?
3-2, I'm man united to my god, we shit on Arsenal.
If I see you in another kit, we're gonna scrap bro.
Hell no, hell no.
You can wear like kits from other leagues, but not this one.
Yeah, I would only wear like national kits.
My Vietnamese is a Vietnam I'm making a World Cup ever they don't maybe you never know
Books a car, but it's taken longer than I expected it to take
But business could put a lens on that coming. Oh
I'm not allowed down the fucking rainbow.
He doesn't make me sign a contract with the college.
I'll make him a contract with the college.
What are you doing?
Get your hands off me!
Toby!
Toby! Toby!
Stop! Toby! Toby!
Toby!
Oh
Shit wait, this is this
No habit say so it's your room though
Dude I remember watching a stream guy Maya Mills next to you and he was risen. He's going crazy
You know you can sit next to a female and not be written, you know that right?
You know what else I see?
Five, nine, brown eyes.
Tick tock, that's fine.
That's what we're doing.
Why?
Can't you recreate that tick tock now?
No, no, no, no, no.
Can you hear that?
No, I'm taller than you, bro.
Keep telling yourself that.
Are you sure?
I've seen you you're not taller than me bro. I've evolved since the last time we saw how I was chubby or fat I
Was non-athletic
And now you are a flick. Yeah, push it for me
Where's the chat? Let me see the chat man. I need to see if the
Was question mark
Was fishy you see you see push a fake. That's my shit now push a fair
Know that is nope won't be one me push-ups
How many push-ups in you do a
Lot how many is that I could do a lot. I don't I never really maxed out
I usually just won't be one people and then beat them like yesterday Kenny and Max Kadar
Completely shit on them. How many do they do? I don't know how much how many push-ups gonna be 30?
30 I can do probably a hundred in a row in a row yes I can I've been I'm gonna put
that to the Tesla I'm gonna put it to the Tesla I bet I like tests as I can do
that I reckon like 45 I'm lean bro I'm lean see me yeah
squishy little squishy you don't know about me you know you know how they call
me sleep a bill for same they don't say that about you same they do I would
take my shirt off but I'm like it's rash on my neck that's really bad I don't
kind of get sick here about it I developed it once I landed in London I
don't know why it's actually like kind of nasty no no no it's where you don't
I don't know, bro.
I'm not Rashford, I'm Jason.
Where does Trevor?
Okay, you don't know what Tucker Social is, do you?
No, no, what's that?
It's like an interactive football space.
I bet.
I bet.
What's that? What's that? What's that? Another shot.
Try me again.
And I will be right back.
I'll show you another shot. Go!
Oh boy!
Now, now about these ones.
They're stiff as hell.
They say you're stiff.
Wait, yeah, that's what they say. Wait, let me see.
Let me see if I can find the first key.
What's that say?
That's it, did that say?
What, what, what?
Did I say three years ago?
Yeah, three years ago.
Come on, bro.
You living in the past, I'm living in the now.
Remember, what I could do in my past, you still can't do now.
Let me show you the scope, bro.
Off the bench Bursky
That's targeted
Right look at my shoulders there, but I was
I was wham I told you sleeper build
Ready
That's my brother judge fade the ball over the top. Oh
Okay, oh
Shit, yeah, let's write. Oh
Shit
Looking like me out there looking like who looking like me out there
I kind of remember seeing you play football. I don't remember what you're like. You're my highlights
I was on I have the most viewed adidas clip of all time
It's like 50 million views that wasn't me that speed speed and kind of that I was it I was in there
Oh, what when they did? Oh, yeah?
Yeah, I forgot about that. Let me see what is driver's that man 23 minutes not in the way
I
Booked it double XL it did say 17 minutes. That's why I came a little late
Taking a fucking mech
Oh
I did a double XL take a little nap double XL. Yeah. Yeah, you're not that big bro
We're the same high
We're the same you know that right
We might be the same high, but we're the same birth. We got similar builds. I'm probably faster than you
Last year though, you got me you clear me, but I was 20. I'm 21 now. You say you're faster than me. I have a peach yet
I think when I get to 40, I'll still be faster than you.
And that's not even that far away.
Let's race today. Let's do it. Let's race today.
You don't want it, bro.
I want everything.
Did you watch Metro Hurt?
I did.
I was playing with one hip.
Yeah, and guess how many goers you score?
I was playing at the back with one hip.
Like, are you on a run-of-clock?
Like you're on a run-of-clock.
But people was watching that guy, bro, I told you he's rapping.
I had one hit, bro.
Imagine I had two.
But you have one hit.
Yeah, I have one hit.
You got two.
You got two.
Yeah, so I had it.
I told my hip flexer like a year ago,
and it never really healed properly.
Yeah, man.
What's that?
The stab violin.
No, no, I don't need that, bro.
Because I still smoke you.
It's crap, bro.
Do you know what?
I'd bet like 100 bags of a smokey on a race.
That's how much is 100 bags?
like $150,000
$540,000
that's how confident I am
okay okay okay
uh
what did you just have to say about that?
I can't lie you would be me and rice
hahahaha
I reckon you got speed though
cause then you could be at speed in the race
no hell no hell no hell no
he's the fastest
full dixie
full full
two hands crazy wasn't a gym for like three hours there swear you're looking a
bit spongy stop push up baby right now if you push up we might as well bro you
know that's right I'm just gonna be plenty of time I want to race I'm gonna
What the hell is going on? There's no drivers today.
Nah, nah, no drivers bros. Brandy is gloomy, um, shit for him.
Sabo Onado said, um, did Toby forget about my invite?
Well, invite to what?
To Nando's.
We can go Nando. Is he here?
Hell no, hell no. He wants that charity match invite.
Charity match?
Wrong, bro.
I don't have to cheer up.
Whatever Toby says goes.
It's actually not on me. It's a team, bro.
It's a team effort.
Yeah, yeah. But you're part of that team.
I'm part of the team. So I could put people's names in the mix, but it doesn't mean they'll get picked.
Okay, who's name, how do you put in the mix? I didn't get picked yet. I just wanted enough.
It's just one enough to...
Bro, this is taking the muck, bro.
Can I help you?
No, no, no.
Can I help you?
Chillin', chillin', chillin', chillin', chillin', chillin'...
If I can help you, let me know.
Yeah, you could help me.
I can help you how?
Well, with the contract.
Contracts are a war, too.
What are you doing to stretch it around?
All right, it's sitting there going to the charity match.
Just answer me that.
See what's that she wants to go.
But she doesn't say she wants to play.
She says she wants to go.
Okay.
So she can pull up.
Okay.
As long as I hear Sin is not playing, I'll be happy.
I can't confirm what the matter.
What's that here?
What's that there? That's the booth. What?
What, you got bars?
Yeah.
Yeah, you got bars.
Who don't got bars?
Who don't got bars?
Come on, man.
Yeah, yeah, it's the bully.
hold on let me split some
okay
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
You see me, you get zapped.
You see me, you get zapped.
If I say yes to the 30 match, I will score a goal.
A high track.
Yeah.
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Pink like Patrick,
Pink like Patrick, Pink like Patrick.
I got 24, like I'm Kobe.
Shoot the hoop, man, like I'm Kobe.
Yeah.
I got a little Dibba, I pull up and push you bitch
I got pulled in in that fucking thing, I put that in
I got nothing right now, it's got nothing in my head
If you see me, I'ma put you to fucking in bed
Me and John are only Asians in London
If you see me, I'ma stab you with my uh uh uh
I got it. Yeah. I lost it. Lost it. Lost it. Lost it. Lost it.
Punch me. I almost had it. Oh, fuck, bro.
They're spamming W's.
Jack, could you get an instrumental?
I think I can hear it.
It's a little bit.
I don't think I picked up that in the mic.
That's cool, bro.
Suck it. 11 minutes.
It's fine. That's fine.
11 minutes.
A little bit. A little bit.
What you been doing today?
I went to the gym, I went to the gym, I went to the gym, hold on, you got a fresh
fray for me?
This is not a week old bird, shut up, it's a week old, sorry.
I went to the gym, I lost my Airbnb keys in the Uber so I had to wait at the gym for
40 minutes, so then I just started getting a second work done, did you get the same keys
back?
I did, I did.
And then I got home, ate some Chipotle, and I'm here now, and that was my day.
How long you here for?
Till the 6.
And then you're going where?
Uh...
Secret?
No, back home.
Where was you before then?
You was in France.
Yeah, I walked fashion week.
You saw that?
Or no?
Hey, they never let short kings do that.
Come on, bro!
You saw my fit though?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're doing your thing.
No, they've not.
I know you've been stylish, bro.
Thank you, bro.
You're actually the first person.
No, I remember I said about your fit for the Inside Premier.
Remember?
Yeah.
And you had the top hat and the you forgot that.
No, the yore.
I went and bought that the day before.
Yeah, it was cool.
I was my first ever step into the fashion industry.
And then, boom, last month, actually this month,
it was going to be two weeks ago, I won Fashion Week, bro.
Right, I see, man.
Life comes at you, bro.
Life changed.
Yeah.
but you want me to delete your number?
No, no, no, no, no, no, keep my number, keep my number, okay?
Why would I keep your number?
Because...
In case I need to call you for stuff.
Oh, you're gonna be in LA for the World Cup?
Hit me when I'm there.
I don't know if I'm doing the World Cup.
Why would you not?
Oh, it's every four years you gotta do it.
But the US scares the shit out of me, bruh.
Why? In London, doesn't it?
London doesn't, bruh.
Tss.
Listen, when you go to LA,
and you hit me up, you'll be fine.
I can run from a knife, I can't run from a gun.
But if you were me, you're safe.
So I'm not checking with you.
You don't know, you don't have to check in, but if you're around me, you'll be safe.
Is that true?
People all around will keep you safe.
Is that true, Chuck?
Yes.
You have the JTWs.
Cameraman shaking the nerves, Barry.
You fucking kidding me?
We're more terrified of London than the US.
Really?
Yeah.
I was actually followed for 30 minutes yesterday.
Shut up.
By me.
By a fan.
Yeah.
That was the one when you was in Gregg's.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He wouldn't leave me alone, then he thought I'd be insecure.
Who'd be insecure for what?
For now, for now.
Letting him follow me.
He might actually pull up to the stream today.
Who knows?
But if he does that...
Got one.
One of those.
One of those.
Feel happy.
Let me see how long till this car gets here.
I bet.
I bet.
I could plop into the massage chair?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That chair is the neat.
Sue's on or off?
Uh, shoes off for the best experience we've ever had.
I got a crazy head massage yesterday.
From where?
From in Chinatown.
I swear.
Yeah.
There you go.
Why don't you make a web model video?
Where are we?
Oh, no.
Oh, wait for it.
Oh.
Oh, whoa.
Oh.
Has that started?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just eating the things, bro.
Yeah.
Rub the chip out.
Is that a fucking bomb?
Oh
Oh man
This is this is yeah, this is something for sure
I got a kick cat.
Kick cat.
Yeah, yeah.
I got hands.
The toss.
Londonese kick cat.
First time trying Londonese kick cat.
Let's give it a shot.
Let's give it a shot.
First stop making those noises in my chair.
Mmm.
I'm all bashed out.
Alright.
Six?
Yes, sir.
Don't worry about it, man. We don't need...
Come on, bro. We don't need we need drivers. We don't drive ourselves anymore. Whoa. Oh
Oh
It's on my ass now. Oh, oh
It's supposed to feel like that Oh
Oh
Oh
Man, wow
I didn't give me one of these man. How much is it?
What?
What is that?
You recognize that person yes, who's that?
Place for arsenal his name is
Fuck what's his name? I literally know him bro
Saka yes, I'm not like I was I don't know source
You know who goes for the right now no source
Violet the side man, bro. Does it taste different wait asking how much was taste that's crazy
Oh, man.
Wow.
That was incredible.
Let me get a taste of Toby.
Let me try that sauce.
You have to stay in that chair of way.
You're not moving from that chair of way.
Yes, sir.
Is there a way to know, did you start the family yet?
What are you talking about bro?
I'm just creating conversation.
I prefer all concernances.
What have you been up to?
Facts, facts, facts.
Facts.
Let me get a drizzle of the jizzle.
Okay, some reflexes, some reflexes.
I'm more like a left-wing player I'm right-footed
I can only do skills on my right foot
Pass the ball back to me over your right foot, yeah, pass it back to me.
No, this is not even a real ball.
Alright, ready?
Brother, I'm over here.
I'm a hit.
Wait, it might be the ball, it might be the ball.
Try it for me, let me see.
Do I do?
No, no, no, yeah.
See you at the...
Hey, quite straight back to you.
Bro!
Ah, you have an idea, that's what you guys call it.
No!
Dude.
First key, right hit.
I'm gonna bounce it.
Okay.
All right.
You got it on the edge, just a little bit.
Like that.
Okay, I'm actually trolling up.
I'm trolling up right here,
and I'm actually doing it.
Why is it going there?
I'm here.
Listen, that's not even like...
Yeah, what, what, what?
That's not even what.
Talk to me, it's not what.
It's not what?
Talk to me.
Like a second one of these.
What the?
What's up guys, tomorrow?
Play tomorrow?
Uh, I got a shoot tomorrow and then I got like five collabs.
Five collabs?
Yeah, I told everybody, yo, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, and then I realized that there's
like five people, so I'm doing five people.
Now you got six collabs.
What you mean?
Yeah, we got a video, bro.
Oh, shit, I bet.
Man, I can make time.
I'm about to wake up at like 7 a.m.
I don't sleep.
Don't sleep.
You don't sleep?
Now you're gonna wake up.
Don't sleep, now you're gonna wake up that is very true. Holy fuck
I get a E or drink or P on stream
It's on the contract
Contracts only last time it was Archey for right now
Yeah
Archea Archea blue up on me. I forgot about us. Come on, bro
Yeah
But I think dude what?
You saw that right?
Do it again. I didn't see it
God forbid a man suck on a lollipop, bro
Yeah
I was covering my hair whenever you're ready
I am the king
Check out my bro.
I just got a burpee.
Be honest, I blowed up since last time.
Uh, you got the same.
Please don't.
Yeah.
You got the same.
My god.
Yes, Toby.
Yes, of course I be down.
Toby, Toby, you didn't even have to ask me what's going on down there.
What are you practicing?
Nothing.
What are you practicing?
Nothing, nothing.
I'm just busy.
You want to bounce?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I was trying to open the door for you, and all of a sudden the door doesn't unlock.
You got it, you got it.
Oh!
You got it, yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
Nice.
See that was that.
My bad.
What's the phone number?
Phone number, yes sir.
Why is your phone number?
I don't know.
What song?
What song?
What song?
What?
What's that?
Yo.
Yeah, it's pre-chill that beat.
Sex or two?
Oh, you want to hear my song?
Save the phone.
You don't have to turn pros into stickers, right?
Yeah.
Don't make sure you stick your spurs.
You need to set me up.
I will.
How was guitar?
It was good, man. Better weather than this.
Better weather? Yeah, way better weather.
I think London weather is just depressing.
In summer, it's the best, bro.
Really?
In summer-
The sun's out.
Yeah, when the sun's out in summer, it's like the best city in the world.
You gotta come to the Americas when it's winter then.
Why?
Because the weather ain't me.
Are the suns out in the windows?
No it's not.
They're straight clouds.
Yeah but I get straight clouds like all year round 24-7-3-6-5-3.
Come on up, bro.
How was your stream?
With who?
Yesterday.
Sounds good, man.
First, I saw an AI button in there.
Hmm.
Yeah.
It was an ASMR that was streaming first piece right there.
Sure, can you have a phone call?
Okay.
He said I'm not talking to you.
Um, yeah, how was the streaming JJ?
It was good, bro.
Um, for some reason he ended up like, walking off on me, but it's okay.
He's just mad?
Walking out, yeah, he walked out with me back.
What did you say to him?
Um, I said something along the lines of,
I'll suck your dick to get into the charity mad
Something something
And I did a look
I swear that looks for something
For something hmm. What about for you?
Get your hand off me
So like
who's so far confirmed? anybody? Simon? JJ? Ethan Vic Josh? Harry? I'm a maybe.
No
And then
That's pretty much it really oh
Yes, I don't know if you saw we asked Lacey
Lacey's the first ever can the first confirmed this year
How many minutes you play like be honest, you know he didn't get many at
Um, so Tarr, he got two minutes to do a bicycle. Yeah, yeah, and we thought that was too much. We're gonna have it
Jake and not Augusti
I put him in goalie. What's I feel he'd be a good goalie
Really he has a torn ACL I
heard this
How is the attempting?
Bicycle kicks with a torn ACL please
no idea actually that is a cycle yeah I don't know he's been having a torrent
it's a ACO for like two years wait for two years and he hasn't got that kicked
out he's not it's a fake injury I don't know maybe it's like an excuse so that
if you perform as bad you can always fall back on yeah yeah well he's the
first confirmed I don't know here else really I don't know when yeah I'm lying
And I do know who you are, but I don't know when.
Oh, can I hear you whispering in here?
Nope.
But everybody is confirmed.
What do you mean?
Like, everyone is already slotted in the charity match?
Um, I think the spots are filled.
Why do you look so hard?
Oh
That's fine, that's fine. I see I'm gonna go either way to just support we have we haven't told everyone
Yeah, so there's names that it don't even know that
I guess we'll get to that when we get to that we just need the right opportunity really to let them know
But you know Simon charity match aside like
How's life like in life is good like they talk talk to me life is good
In the process of moving right now
Moving out my flat into my yard. She's taking like the longest time ever
I'm kind of yard. Yeah
Oh, you got a house. Yes
Yeah
Grown-up shit. That's some grown man shit. Mm-hmm
So
Scummy me one day. Hopefully if I make it to you and earn any property. What do you mean if you make it to 32?
You don't know no property. I do back in Texas
Really? Yeah, like a yard like a yard. Yeah
Not like an American yard, like a house
Not like a yard, like a playground
No no, like a house, yeah
In Texas
In Texas, yeah
How long are you on that for?
Like a year, probably
Appreciate it in value or?
Appreciate it, of course
Yeah, money moves
House is barely depreciated
Honestly, I give my money
I give my money to just like one person who does everything for me
Is that bad?
Um, yes and no.
I don't even look at my bank account.
That's bad.
That's really bad.
You should do that.
You should look at your bank account.
I thought that.
Where?
You see all these scammers here?
Yeah.
You're the kind of person they're talking.
They decipher money off you
because they know you're not gonna check.
So you could be like 100 bags down
and you don't even know.
I mean, yeah, I check my yeah, I gotta be better than because you know, I'm just so busy actually just spent
$270,000 yesterday
What on an island?
I'm not even trolling you spent 270 backs on the island. Yeah, no
Yeah, we're fucking
Wait, so what island
Island in Panama, I'm gonna I'm trying to I'm attempting seven days stranded. I'm gonna be surviving seven days on our island
So you rented it? Yeah
Yeah, but like production cameras and stuff I live in almost 125
Oh, that's all right. It's pretty good for seven days. Yeah seven days
And the other straights of protection
And Paloma, uh-huh
It's gonna be hot, it's gonna be humid, but I think I can do it, I think I'm a man enough.
You see what I'm saying?
These motherfuckers ruined islands for everyone.
Facts, bro.
Because now, like, running out of islands, that's something that should be cool.
But now he say, oh yeah, my boy running out of islands, like, let's go, it just sounds
like you're gonna do nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where does, bro?
Some nasty fucked up shit, whatever what Epstein did, bro
Weird shit.
And it says yes.
Yup.
Yup.
See Chris Tucker was in there, bro.
In the files.
So what does it mean if your name's in the files?
There's a-
Stableonato's name is on there, bro.
Shut the f-
I'm sorry, you think I'm trolling?
Shut up, bro.
You think I'm trolling?
Check.
Bro-
That-
Shut up.
Stableonato's name was in the files.
That's what you're talking about, bro.
Shut up, bro.
It literally said his full government name.
It's full guppy send the pig there's a pig you haven't seen the pictures
Someone click on someone click on it or someone send me
Let me see let me see let me see those feminine guppy in the chest. Yes, they're saying
And...
Ah, I know what's in my hand, it's fine.
He went snorkeling.
Have you ever been arrested?
Um, I was...
I've been pulled over.
For what?
Speeding, and, uh...
Yeah, for speeding.
I've never been pulled over for speeding.
Really?
No.
But it means harder speed out here, like, you can't even.
No, it's not, it's not.
You can get so, I've never been pulled over.
I've got speeders to get through.
But it's, like, they make,
all the roads in London used to be 30 miles an hour.
And then the government was trying to get people
to stop driving, so they dropped it to 20 miles an hour.
But then you just forget sometimes
and bang, speeders again.
Wait, I'm actually getting a speeding ticket
for 30 miles an hour?
You know what I mean?
Oh, I did get a speeding ticket one time.
I was driving 80 in the school zone.
Yeah.
Why?
I didn't know it was a school zone.
I didn't know it was a school zone.
Yeah, I didn't see the sun.
You gotta keep your wets of out,
keep your eyes open.
Yeah, yeah.
Almost the...
Almost what?
Almost, I mean almost left with,
I almost got arrested, but cop was tripping.
Only got a ticket.
That's the only time you've been in trouble with a law?
Yeah.
I'm a law abiding a citizen.
First man.
Yeah, I've been arrested five times.
No you haven't.
Imagine though.
I've believed you for a second.
Why?
Why was that so easy to believe?
Bro, you're a machine.
I look like a criminal.
No, no, what?
Do I have that look in my eyes?
I could commit cold blooded murder.
No, you couldn't hurt a fly.
I could hurt a fly.
You couldn't hurt me.
You saying you're a fly?
Yeah, I mean, that's what some people compare me to.
But I'm like, Mr. Miyagi, you have to snatch a fly out
of that air with chopsticks.
I'm Mr. Miyagi.
Because he's cool.
He is really cool.
I like Mr. Miyagi.
He waxing, waxing, you know about that.
You know about that.
That was before your time, bro.
Yeah, but I'm tapped in, I'm tapped in.
What year was you born in?
2004.
Damn!
What?
Did you use reverse on a me?
What?
Yo.
Bro, I was starting secondary school
the year you were born.
Yeah, you've damned yourself.
Oh my God, not damned you.
I reversed damned you.
You did, that's never been done before.
Do you find your fault?
I'm 04, yeah.
04 graduated year of 22 like so you never seen Brazil lift the world cup I know I
didn't I didn't I saw Messi lifted though you was mad again I was at the game
That was that again.
Where's Bruce Key taking us?
I don't know.
I did see people addressing.
I just hope it's the right place.
Are we going to keep that?
I don't know where we're going.
Help.
I need to get some next way.
For how long on the journey?
25 minutes!
We should have just got a train at this point.
If not traffic 25, if there were traffic more, more means.
Okay, quick match.
Hey, other side is better, but it's too much traffic.
Look from that, I would not have gone this way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
Does he make you laugh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I draw my boss.
That's a big couple of guys.
Hey, hey, hey, not too complicated.
Keep some of those on, Bresky.
Yeah.
You can show off to Jersey.
Jersey, you gay?
Did you watch that game?
I did watch that game.
It was early morning.
I woke up.
I started watching it.
What's going on?
You're back now?
Yeah, I had that game.
I just want to sit on your lap.
Ooh.
Come on, bro.
You said cap?
Cap?
I watched it.
I watched it.
I watched it. I watched it. I was watching Ginge watch the game.
Why was it the only one on your channel?
Because time zones.
For you and France?
No. I was in France?
No, I wasn't. I was in the States.
Excuse me.
What was it?
I was in the US.
You was in France, man.
No, no, no, no. I was in France for Fashion Week.
That's what I was in France for.
And then what, you went back to the US then came in?
Then I went back to US and then yeah, I stayed there for a week and then I came here and then I'm going back to the US
Then I'm gonna go yeah, yeah, yeah
Balash
What's the next game we're gonna win the Premier League
That's that's a big ask that's a big ask bro, what arsenals are fucking winning they never win that shit
They choke every single time
They choke every single time
Yeah, remember when you remember last year you took me to a Manchester game
That was incredible, bro. Like I was incredible and then ever since then I've been in Manchester United
You've literally wore a arsenal kit to the next year that we did
But it was a fire. It was fire. It was the purple. It was like the burgundy. That was fire
I think that was from the year you were born as well
I
Think I was a four or five season and he asked no fans in the chat. I'm all right. Is he right chat?
Oh boy, yes, oh gee kid
For my chat knows ball I see that they should teach you a couple things already they actually have what they taught
They taught me that the club World Cup is not that important. Yeah, we don't care for that
They taught me that
He's got barska risk a bar sir. Okay, okay put that my drip
That's how I'm not rich though. Hello Madrid. No, hello. Hello. Hello, Madrid. Yeah, but why are you trying to allow Madrid for?
Honestly if I'm gonna pay Barca or
Really
why because let me you know first first first yeah
he's got bar stuff Liverpool Manny's a little fan which is weird because the
name is Manny yes we're how y'all that way y'all don't like the same team I'm
in United Berlin Bruno Fernandez they're going crazy
best player in the league yeah best player Lee I think he just got like his
Nineteenth assist of the whole
You got you got two assists in the game on the weekend, what a fucking guy man, honestly guy, honestly
on the rate
Why they laughing ah man, why are you laughing?
Who's your basketball team?
Mavericks.
Kupa Flag's not crazy.
He just dropped 60 points.
That's my boy, you know.
It is?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
You got his number?
Nah.
Oh, that's my IG, you know.
Fuck!
That's fire, bro.
Damn.
Shut up, Kupa Flag.
Shut up, man.
What did you drop?
49 points out of there.
I thought you dropped 60.
49, 49, 49.
Bro, don't play with me.
I'm tripping.
I'm tripping.
But they say lost the game.
Yeah, but you know sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.
Yeah, yeah. You tried its best, man.
Look, Max, you've been the Mavericks fan since when?
Well, I'm from Arlington, Texas, which is right next to Dallas, and when the Mavericks win, it's called the Arlington Mavericks.
So you just claim them when they win?
Mm-hmm. Okay, great.
Yeah, but sometimes I become a Laker fan when the time is right, because I'm from James.
You know who my team is?
You look like a...
If you get this right, I'll give you...
20 gifted.
You look like a... a Bugs fan.
What, Milwaukee?
Yeah.
Milwaukee?
Yeah.
Who plays them? Yannis?
Yeah.
Under the couple.
Under the couple.
Celtics fan.
I'm a Celtics fan, but you didn't get it right first time.
You were the one trying to get this card.
The chat said it, the chat said it.
What? Let me see.
The chat said it.
They said it.
I'm a cell expert man. You're a Celtics fan? You like Jason Tatum? Jason Tatum. Bro!
I've been a cell expert since 2013. Bro. Since you was what? I don't even know. I don't even know.
Dude, come on. I'm a cellist. Are you fucking for real? You know if you're watching that state?
That's insane, that's insane, bro. They dropped to me on 2k 13. I was bored of my pressure on render
Damn, you know if you stepped in that stadium, they might actually start calling you horrendous things. I've been never
Really? I've been to a Celtics game and they didn't call me no horrendous things. I heard Celtics fans on brutal
Well, that's his move
Hey
Yes, yeah
There's lots of racism is everywhere man. We don't we don't fuck with that bro. It's 2026 man all races are
equal
Racists all the all races race. Okay. Yes
Even the formula one race. Yes
I'm a Ron's Ron's Harvey the number one racist. Can you drive? Yeah, no, can you drive drive? I can fucking drive
Are you gonna go cut? I have a makeback
Are you gonna go quiet I'm good at go Carter. This is good. I'm going to have you say I'm good
Yeah, I'm not yet. Last time I go Carter. It was summer of last year
He actually a go card in a car. IRL
What do you mean a go car? Drifted a car. Are you drifty start doing donuts in that viatch?
No, like he played bumper cars at his house. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I had to pay $10,000 because I was pulling out of my driveway and I hate raised BMW and
His whole bumper came off, but my car was completely fine
He hit Ray's car. Yeah, couldn't get rapid where you didn't see
No.
No.
So you can't drive?
I can drive.
Because seeing is a big part of driving.
Never been in an accident.
I've been in one when you bumped for his car.
That's not really an accident though.
So you did it on purpose?
No.
Then it's an accident.
No, an accident is like yo, we're getting a car wreck.
That's an accident.
I actually have been in one accident.
That's a crash.
Okay.
But you've been in an accident unless you did it on purpose is what I'm saying.
I've been in an accident one time back in my early two days where I was going on a green
light and then they turned into me and yeah it was bad I was died so raise one wasn't
an accident raise wasn't it was an accident but when I say accident Americans is like
oh that's a crash like it's a crash so you did it on purpose yeah no what do you yo
you're confusing this shit out of me this traffic is crazy yeah what's happening today
It's the rain, bro
The rain
It's all good, bro. It's the rain and rush hour. We can't end up walking. It's fine
Oh, I don't know how your signal is gonna be in the tunnel. Is it good in the summer?
Oh, I got a big ray. I'm not even worried about time yet. I've been in a lot of time about to be crazy
We should have a little round. It's so much you don't think go around the bells. Do you not we do when we've around about
What are you gonna run around on?
L.A. is running about so decide.
You wanna hear the song?
I made it?
Yeah, go on.
But you're standing alright in the studio, ain't it?
Thank you.
Drinking a bit, right?
Survive the tunnel.
Yeah, we gonna survive.
Yeah?
We've been under the train.
Okay.
What should we not go through the tunnel?
It's blocked. This area is blocked. Today is blocked. This channel or other side.
Not black or channel. It's very close. Block. I don't know something wrong.
Maybe accident, maybe I got blocked.
You see, now it's blocked.
W 40 minute driving segment chat, let's get the Ws going.
We might have to get a cheap stuff.
This side will be our watcher.
We're trying to finish.
How long does it take?
We might have to get a cheaper.
It says 30 minutes.
It was 25 minutes, 10 minutes ago.
Yeah, because of traffic.
One second, let me calm you down.
baby let me put it in your dream you're crazy like a mully pop fuck you till your legs lock
fuck you till your legs lock who's this about fuck you till your legs lock it's just a song bro
yeah but who's it about i mean it says jason and stable ranada yes so is that about him no
No.
No.
But it's Jason and it's David Moore.
No, I got a girlfriend.
You got a girlfriend?
Bro, I got a girlfriend.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah?
And sometimes put the song on.
That's about her.
I wouldn't, you know, when Chris Brown makes sex songs, he doesn't think of one specific
way.
Well, that sounds crazy.
I'll have one person in my mind.
Yes, this is about her.
I'm gonna run it back.
So like, I'm gonna run it back.
Alright, I'm gonna run it back.
So, like...
So, like...
Would you make love to your own son?
I have, yes.
That's a little bit cringe.
How? What?
I'm a bugging shot. Is that cringe?
Bro, I literally lived out the leverage, look.
Yep.
He made this noise in the chair, huh?
And when I say and when I say this song I do it in real life
So your lip-syncing your song while making love to your lady that yeah, that's tough, bro
You've never done that
A little bit of rap cap though. Every rapper does that.
So where's the truth in the rap?
Okay.
Did you just say sex?
Yeah.
That big girl's hot still.
That big girl's hot.
She's slurping
That's a bar
I'll produce instrumental for you.
Actually?
Send me beats, bro.
And then I'll say some
vigorous things over your beats.
Vigorous things?
Yes.
Okay.
We can go studio after a bit.
I might say, brother, what are you doing?
Can you hug my friend?
Dang!
How we doing with John all the time?
Nah, bro. He did the move. That's the move.
Oh
Did it chat did he not just do the move?
Did he not just try to move on me? No, I didn't
See yes, yes, lol. Yes, you did you did
Wait, you're caught in 4k. I know that bit right. Oh, holy shit. Look at the look at the flooding on the road. Ah
Yeah, we're cooked. We're cooked chat. You got hour-long costume
Ho ho let's get the W's going for the car stream chat. Yeah, guess what still 30 minutes
Wait, wait, why this why did it not change?
Because see traffic not changing time. It's okay, boss. It's not you're okay. Yes. No, there's not your no
What if you just
What have my mind?
No, you only have my
You could you could just skip the line. I'm just kidding. Are you brain rotting on
TikTok right now? I just got a Senate edit. Oh you be watching my edits of
yourself? Someone just sent it to me. I know you had some good highlights bro.
It was okay. Dude. I'm trying to make a montage this year. Yeah? Yeah.
Like a cut montage, like a outro.
No, no.
We never cut montages.
Everything, bro. I was in phase.
I was in phase.
You can't trick shot.
I can't trick shot.
I was in phase.
Like an organization.
You don't know about a YY Ladestore, bro.
You don't even know what the fuck that means, bro.
What?
Buriski.
Yeah.
Buriski.
While you were doing crossbar challenges, I was in the cod lobby.
What?
You as in the uterus when I was in the Code Love, you chill out, where's me?
No, I wasn't, man.
No, I wasn't.
You are new to this.
What position do you admit?
You as in the uterus be a new to this.
What position do you think you were made in?
What the flip?
I'm African, you don't even think about that stuff, bro.
Well, I'm Caribbean.
That's a smack to the back of the head straight away, what do you think about that?
Okay, sorry.
Here, let me get it.
you know this was tough yeah that was Leo's idea shout out Leo man
you met Leo yeah she's cool better it's a good song bro
shout my god Dave as well I'm gonna be sure wait wait can we make that tick
Do you want to do the shimmy shimmy?
Yeah, yeah, but you got but you got I'm lay on to the
I'm so serious. Let's do it, bro
Now the tiktok we made last time was cold. Oh, you don't aspire to me. Yeah, I
Wanted to do the I want to do the Bobby Schmurder one. Oh
Money down in the shoes
Yeah, yeah, but just like this one's not I'm gonna do it with an edit of me at match your heart
So the edit of me running and then edit me doing a slide tackle
And then I need to find a pose where I'm like Tom Cruise Tom Cruise Tom Cruise
I'm gonna do that in assignment charity match
Yeah
There ball
I
Shot similar you fucking kidding me don't ruin my fucking move
You don't know
Check question if there was any more spaces in the chat image, who would you think that we should invite?
It's the pressure here.
Senna, Senna, Senna, Senna.
Oh, hell no!
We're allowed to do all Senna, Senna, Senna.
Run.
Not Jason.
Run.
Run.
Probably Senna, Run.
Rocky!
Ooh!
Senna, Senna.
At that?
Ooh!
Senna low key.
We've never had a gun try in a different world.
But if Sinner on the same field
I'm calling.
We'll be loud for a bit.
Interesting.
Okay.
Good to know.
Well, there's no spaces anywhere in town.
It's good to know.
Water boys or no?
Hmm?
Water boys or no?
We could have water boys.
Oh.
You got something under your hand?
I'm offering.
Offering me a water.
Offer me what you're having further if you're if you're thirst quenched on that field on that pitch
I will make sure Gatorade water is in your mouth
Whatever it is is gonna be in your mouth as soon as you leave the page
Well as soon as the time out or or half time. I'm there. I
Have water boy highlights
Yes, I do yes, I do
show me the waterboy highlights
are you seeing scrolling?
no no no
why don't you have a phone case?
ouch
that really triggers me bro
because adapter mining a pool and I have a balance it
I'm gonna get you. Thank you. What's that for Max? Pro Pro Pro 17 Pro Max. One
terabyte. One terabyte. You know how it is. Big baller. Why? No, you're just trying to get
the guy to get his one terabyte storage on this one. No, wait, no, I got two 56s.
What? I got two 56s. How you doing? Oh my god, I got two 56s. Because it was cheap.
I've got a one terabyte, that's not allowed.
You're such a boomer, bro.
See? I believe he did it. I know. But how do I do it?
How do you do it?
Rev!
Rev? What have you done?
I don't know why that's my avatar photo.
How many phones have you got?
I have one.
shimmy shimmy yeah shimmy shimmy shimmy I don't know how to check my phone oh
there we go there we go yeah you on p-56 yeah I don't need one tear but one
tear by very that's for the gooners
I want is calling me
What is this red button?
Every fucking dead ass he says I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that
I'm over under he asked you to be in the charity match
I don't know what does that mean?
I don't know.
Okay, but if you were to, then you don't gamble.
So if I say over, what does that mean?
It means you bet that you will.
But you're not actually betting.
Okay, over.
I missed the bottom four times.
Damn, you're swimming in cash!
I'm rich!
Wow, wow.
Do you think you should play?
Yes, yes.
Why though?
Um, cause he'll kill himself if he doesn't know.
And honestly, he can take my...
He's trying to guilt trip us.
He can take my place.
You don't have a place.
There's nothing to take.
He can take Lacey's place.
Not Lacey took his place, huh?
Hmm.
Yeah, it's a little bit deep, you know.
Bro, you just got unlimited battery in that bit?
What, the camera?
Yeah.
No.
Look at how you last, like, about an hour or half.
I don't know.
What, that?
That's no battery.
No, this?
No, no, this.
This?
That's the camera?
Yeah, the camera buddy.
Oh, hey, it learns about the camera battery.
That says it's empty there.
Because it's a third-party battery.
Ahhhh.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro. It's no tech, man. It's 2026, bro.
I'm not using G7X as any more. It's the FX3, if you didn't know.
That's a Mark II lens, if you didn't know.
And you're not invited to the charity match, if you didn't know.
I need more vatins
Either way either way I'm gonna come just to support you
See see what I told you man long
No, it's not neighbor. So how does this happen now? You gotta stop the stream? Nope. We pause for one second.
What? What? What? Nothing! No mad team! No mad team! No mad team!
No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? No, no team!
Nothing, nothing, don't worry, don't worry. Okay?
I
Look down for half a second. He's got the fastest
Where is it? I want to see the highlight now you can't cuz it's just it goes on and off
road
Tell him about that. He didn't even notice you didn't notice the reload
You didn't even run notice the reload. No, that was a serious F1 pit stop
They don't even know.
Come on man, that's quick.
That's what 15 minutes left
are actually making progress.
Oh my fucking god, let's go.
Let's go.
W driver, W.
I have a question.
If you were on one HP in the hospital bed,
God forbid, obviously.
And then Jeanie told me,
I gotta take dick to save your life.
I'm taking that shit.
It wasn't a question, it was a statement. Matter of fact, I'm taking Dick to save your life.
He's got a W-man's going in the chat, bro.
W-man's in the chat.
I mean, I just respect...
Say if it was John's, uh, MIDI pecker, I would take his dick to save your life.
He wouldn't feel that shit at all. That should be easy.
Oh my gosh, what'd you do the same same line I'm not gonna lie. You're meeting your makeup
Um, I don't know. I haven't noticed that question really
Wait, did you watch yes, I will I'm down bro. Yes
So what anytime I ask a question you're just gonna say yes, I will down
I was gonna say did you watch that free solo thing free solo? Yeah, what do you mean?
Like solo leveling? No, the dude that climbed the building. Oh, yeah, I did Alex Alex
I forgot his last name actually was crazy
I was born
I kinda wanna attempt that
What you do though? You reckon you'll get a climbing? Have you ever been bouldering?
No, no, no, never
But I want to do a lot of things in life
Yeah? Yeah
Alright, what's on your bucket list?
I'm surviving on an island soon, so that's gonna be checked for.
Uh, climbing a building, bro. Who knows, man? Like...
Well, my harness is absolutely up your head.
Or maybe only me and John are gonna go to the Conjuring House.
Stay overnight over there.
Okay, that's weird, but okay.
Just kidding. I don't do that.
No, no, you said you're gonna do it.
He said, hell no, hell no, that's scary.
That's like some spiritual, yeah, I'm good at that.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm Stormchasing.
I'm gonna...
Shut up.
I'm Stormchasing.
Shut up.
When the tornado season happens,
Shut up.
I'm gonna stream it.
I have a contact.
When? When? When? When?
It's gonna be like May.
Oh, I'm right there. I think I'm gonna stop for May.
I wanna go Stormchasing, so...
Bro, come!
That is...
But the thing is, we might bribe into the fucking tornado.
Yes, you know, I'm moving a little bit nuts.
I kind of wanna watch the distance.
I don't really wanna be in the tornado.
Imagine the chat spamming W's when order scary emojis when we're in the tornado.
Are you gonna see the chat? Are you gonna be screaming for your life?
I'm screaming for my life but the chat won't be here.
They'll be at home watching the whole thing, experiencing it with this.
I like natural phenomenon.
So I want to see a tornado in the flesh and I'll be gassed.
And I would love to see a tsunami in the flesh if it didn't...
Oh no, no, no, no, tsunami. Like there's no survivor in the tornado.
This is my shit though. This is my thing.
Well, you like I would love to see it from a safe distance, but it's just not really plausible
But how cool would it be to see like a hundred foot wave and survive?
I'm gonna be honest if you see a hundred foot wave coming at you, you're not surviving unless you're on the tower
Yeah, but it would be cool to see it. Yeah. Yeah
I could you want to go a certain place? Why is there so much water in this well?
And there's just so much of it.
Like, you know, we're at the point in the Uber ride
where we just start asking crazy random questions.
Like, why is there water?
Yeah, but any seven minutes left there,
this time it's flying.
Yes, bus man.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, but why is there a bit of water?
Because Pangea, the Earth-
What's your name, Spout Pangea?
The Earth used to be one, and then it split,
which caused the oceans, the Atlantic Pacific,
northern, southern, Antarctica ocean.
to go from Mexico.
I had an Indian Ocean, I forgot that one.
Indian Ocean, yeah.
Fez.
Fez.
Fez.
No, but I do really want to go storm chasing girls.
I bet, yo, you actually want to go?
I've been saying that for my whole life.
Tornado, like the person I'm connected to,
he's legit.
He was inside of a tornado,
experienced being inside of a tornado.
See?
family to go inside it. No, no, no, but he didn't do it on purpose. Like the tornadoes
just went in. Yeah, see, see, that's not a safe distance. I need to watch from the
safe place. No, we're gonna go in a tank and go through it. I'm not trying to do that,
Buriski. Okay, well, then, bro, okay, fine. We'll do the safe ship. No, no, no, no, you
can go into the tornado. I'll hold the stream and watch the chassis. I chat W. Jason in
the tornado spam W. So he survives. What if I die? What do you can do? W. Jason brave
I'm just gonna have a rest in peace.
How many lights on Twitter do you think the clip would get though if I died?
Um...
On Twitter?
I reckon that.
450k.
That's it. That's it for my day.
I don't know how many lights on Twitter these days man.
Bro. Bro.
I died.
Do you have a trend stuff on Twitter?
Huh?
Do you have a trend stuff?
Trend stuff?
I started a trend.
Yeah.
I had a...
What's your ETA? What's your ETA? It's pretty big.
No, but I mean like where it says whatever you started on trending.
Have I ever been on trending?
Let's go with that.
I think I have.
We used to just trend ship with them, bro.
We used to just start random shit.
Now we started like fan believers at one point.
Shout out Justin Bieber and other believers.
Fan believers was trending worldwide.
I don't know. Oh.
Jakura was turning me and my girlfriend.
Jakura?
Yeah.
Sound like a sequel to Jumanji.
What's Jumanji?
What's not about Jumanji?
Uh, that's the one about monkeys.
There's one monkey bro and a kid, no?
Am I trippin'?
You mean what, Jungle Book?
Yeah, that's not your mind you burn
Wait, what movies did you watch going on that was that the staple of your childhood?
Like toy stories. Yeah, I was a lot of carts of network to Titans
None of those are movies burn. Well, you don't have a staple staple movies
I would have watched movies. I didn't really watch any of our shows.
What? You never went to the cinema?
Well, you don't put it there.
Yeah, theater. But...
Theater.
But, no, I didn't.
Really?
No, they haven't got money.
I used to get, um...
Quasicult, then rip off DVDs.
They used to be people that sold them in shopping trolleys and I just watched them and stuff with DVDs.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith?
Damn, well, was TV black and white before you back then?
there no I was right here the over segment is ending man can we get a W
driving segment in the chat we drive it up you drive it is we are currently
forming some way man appreciate you this is a taxi Tuesday
you can't drive you get an accident on purpose why don't actually is one time
I was in a 24-hour parking lot and I hit a pole.
Why?
I just take it on the way out.
My sensors didn't work.
Why?
On accident.
Just backed out.
My mirror's off.
You know in a mirror when it says objects are closer than they appear?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a real thing.
I know.
I know how mirrors work.
When did he die?
Are you hungry?
I'm all right. I could eat. I could eat. I'm not.
Now he doesn't eat.
You really don't eat while asleep or nothing?
I don't.
That's why I'd be falling asleep sometimes on the top.
No, no, every time you fall asleep.
Look at this.
Really?
Yeah.
Can you ever lay another finger?
Uh, he likes getting his, my fingers lay on me.
shimmy shimmy yeah shimmy shimmy shimmy y'all five nine two round one
you like that tix on here? that's good bro I wanna make that
dude that song is good! that whole album is a masterpiece I'm telling you
Dave is not a joke, Dave is a goat
you don't know about Dave what?
You don't know about this. I do. What do you know about this? What's that song called star star gazing?
I was spamming that song for
I'm talking about Dave. I'm talking about Jekyll and Hyde Dave
Yes, bro. Oh starlight. This is my shit
You know about Dave, you don't know about Dave
What are you talking about? This is Dave. Well, I'm talking about the songs that aren't even on Spotify
Forgot the lyrics that's a goat right now. Oh, we're pulling up. We're pulling up. We're pulling up
Here we go, man
I guess so.
Can you move ahead?
Yeah, just spin it and put it near the buses please,
and we'll jump out.
Thank you.
Wait, are these my, is this my trios, or?
I don't know, what, you're just riding, bro.
I came here about a week for NBA London, bro.
So, so.
Oh, wait, who would you watch?
It was, who was it?
It was the Grizzlies versus...
Who do they play? Magic?
Wait, so is it...
They come around and then they're on the deck.
Damn, they pull it to London?
Yes, sir. It was so sick.
Oh yeah, you can watch.
I met... What's his name?
Dylan Brooks.
No, no, my name's Tony Parker.
Oh, shit!
Yeah, I've done a video of him.
Wait, that's fine.
Alright, man.
It's a great pleasure.
Alright, thank you.
Thank you, boss. Have a great day.
Appreciate you.
I'm going to drop you to five stars, yeah?
Thank you.
I give you five stars as well.
Oh, my gosh.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
All right.
Open the door, then.
Yeah.
It's not all I want.
It's a pleasure.
Thank you.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
You made it, y'all.
Drip.
Five nice brown eyes.
What ends is this?
Oh
No one's gonna look at me funny. Yeah, you kind of got a camera with a bright life
I'm gonna look at we funny, but but
You own the city
No, I don't I'm just here in it
Yes, I just chillin
I get a lot of love. Yes, exactly bro. So
It could be like over recording you to video
What?
Look at these lights.
I think I stopped winding today, no what?
Winding?
Do you want to go to the front glasses?
No, no.
I'm sure.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm a big fan.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Oh, shit.
I bet.
Jeez!
Okay, Hollywood.
Stop playing with me.
Okay, Hollywood.
Man, you just had the last one used.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
All right, all right.
Yes, sir.
We've got a little pit station, sir.
It's sort of missionable.
You know what's raining every single day?
Except for tomorrow.
But tomorrow's like my...
Wait, where are we going?
The damn pit station, bro.
Wait, are you taking me out the country?
No, the damn pit station.
Oh.
We're leaving.
I'll be your security guard.
I'm your superior, you got it?
You got it?
I just heard you say it.
Do we need one?
Do we need one of these?
Yeah.
But I kind of like to have some cash from me.
What do you say?
What do we say?
I'm scared.
I'm wearing a watch right now.
I'm scared.
You're wearing a what was she wearing watch I was told not to wear watches on here. It's scary
What else see that's why I said I have my wallet oh
Street liquid in my shoes
Those are meant to be like water for I can shoot that they're serious. Yeah, this is some serious them
Japan Japan
I miss Japan. Japan is fire.
Have you been there before? I don't think so.
What's the O2? No pictures.
What's the most recent show?
I don't know
I mean
The fuck?
Oh, oh, oh
I'm saying that
This is where you're at
Sharon's and the girls
and the A's
What do you mean?
Big times
It's fine
What have I seen there?
I saw 50 cent hair
I saw
Grandma hair
So you don't know who end-ups are
End-ups?
I don't know, that is
Yeah
I know Drake
I saw Drake here a couple times. Oh, really? Turn the O2 to the O3, that's what he's talking about.
Oh! Turn the O2 to the O3.
Oh, I had no idea what that bar meant.
Hurry, put your hands down. I'm making sure you're good, bro!
It's dangerous out here. You gotta be safe.
Stop doing that. I gotta make sure you're good, bro.
I wouldn't have to carry you because of what you said.
Wait, so what is it? What is it in the O2 like, some football trainer?
Bro, they got just a little venue that I can't take you to that you can't just test out your tech.
Oh, it's like a little date, Bob.
It's not a date.
It's not a date. It's not an acting.
Okay.
Have you taken a girl here?
It's a top-up.
Uh-huh.
You haven't ever, girl.
Oh my god, you are taking me on a date!
It's not a date bro.
Dude.
Bro, if you take a girl here and then you're taking me here then...
I've been here with Amanda too, you know.
What are you talking about?
Oh, it's just me.
No, it's we.
Look, there's three of us.
This way.
Yeah, John.
I'm recording the video.
I just need to cut off now.
Yeah?
I'm just saying that I do not want to put it on the phone.
Okay, okay.
We'll just put it down.
So, if they see you in here, it's going to be a big problem.
You can't do something like that.
No, no, no.
We're, we're in a group.
Uh, okay.
I'm going to take you to the street.
Just a little bit more.
Oh.
Put in a train just like that.
No one, mate.
He doesn't want to come in.
I really don't care, man.
I don't want to come in.
Hey, you've got, it's up to you.
It's up to you, you can if you want.
You can put it on the back.
I'll make it.
I'll make it on the back.
Hey!
That's an awesome man, bro.
You know what he's saying?
I don't know you, but I don't know you.
I'm sorry, yeah, I'm sorry.
They're about to learn.
See, stop, stop.
I'm happy you slip off, Scott.
You've never been here before?
No. The O2 arena?
Holy shit.
Damn.
I'm making sure, bro.
Scary, man.
London is scary.
Exactly.
London is scary.
London is some parts.
No, London is the oldest here.
I was going to do a Brixton Street Revival at 9pm.
I'm going with P.K.
P.K. is not good.
P.K. is here tomorrow.
He's here? Yeah.
Where did he go to?
He was somewhere with Harry.
Oh yeah, they went to Sweden.
He said he's back tomorrow.
He wanted to bring me to his
ends.
And show off to Manda.
Whatever that means.
No, no. P.K. would never do that.
He would never lie to me.
And I saw a and collab it with jizz tomorrow
Yeah, just pulling up tomorrow and then who else I got tomorrow chat me
Yo, and then I got a side kiss I
And then I got that you
And I got big
I got big
What do you mean?
I don't know if it's on the gate, but it's not even there right now.
What?
You're gonna live outside, brother.
Outside the city.
No.
Oh, the gate is open.
Millie and Matt Max-Cadare too.
They swear.
Bro, I got popcorn.
Six collabs.
That deal.
It's gonna be an active day tomorrow.
Day to morning.
Actually, we're looking at each other's time today now.
I'm trying to get it worn out.
What?
What?
Paws.
I bet it's race.
You don't want this smirk, man.
Come on, bro.
You don't want this smirk, man.
Jason, I'm telling you, try.
Let's sm- let's run!
Let's run!
Oh, it's a bird!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my god!
No!
No, hell no, you took my head off!
Tears of leaves!
You know what I want, and I got what you need.
You got nothing to know about this song.
What's wrong with this song?
I know this song.
For miscellaneous.
Are you?
Nah.
I don't know about that, bro.
I need to come by a lot.
Where do you like to be, man?
I'm not going to school.
Hela Eats right here.
I don't know where I'm coming from.
It looks like a truck.
Oh, they're waiting for us.
They locked up the fingers.
They swear.
Yes, sir.
Damn, it's like that.
I got you.
This is fun.
Oh, the Dubai chocolate set.
Oh, yeah, that's the Tik Tok shop.
Is this it?
It's like, watch out for the bucket.
Oh, oh, oh.
Tell me you want one?
What is it? My green tea?
That's good for you sir. We'll not get back. Thank you.
Oh.
I don't know.
Are we up there?
You talking to me bowling with your freaky ass?
I love bowling man.
Not like you too.
I'm just working the belly too.
Yeah?
After this.
Yeah, you quite well.
Hmm.
I need a gun.
Ready.
What is it?
This is interactive football.
You've got some mini games and shit.
Hmm.
I mean, you can test out your football in a video.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet, I bet!
So maybe if someone gets into the chat, I should make them do it.
Oh, I bet, I bet, okay, okay, I bet!
I think he's doing that right.
Woo!
Marcus!
No, that's wet, it's just wet.
No.
I'm gonna just, I'm gonna...
You just told me if someone gets injured, I'm gonna get the call though.
No, my, there's a list.
That's exactly why I gotta play good today.
You don't have to, you just have to have fun.
Okay, I'm gonna have fun.
I was about to have them come.
Yeah.
Lies.
Hi, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
How are you?
I'm fine.
You?
I'm fine.
I live there.
And is this it?
Yes.
But, but, did you guys want to change your shoes before you start?
I would love to!
Can we, can we need to?
It's only up to you, you have to keep your shoes on.
So I don't change them if you don't.
It's not these ones, it's that pink.
I'll do that.
What size?
Size 9.
Man!
Did you want to pair your thing?
Huh?
Do you want to pair?
I'm good for you.
What size are you?
Uh, in the US it'll be 11.5.
Pishing.
It's shit, it ain't no.
What?
No.
Nice and pink.
Exactly.
I like it, man.
Thank you, my love.
You can change it up first if you want to.
Alright.
I'm not gonna get you that far.
It's okay.
It's okay.
That's not good for you.
I think you should do that.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
They cheerin' for me!
Let's go!
No!
I'm with Jason, I'm with Tom.
I'm with Tom.
Hey, I've got a question, I've got a question, look.
This is the K Followers today.
I'd like to know what's coming in.
Yo, Jason, lovely security, by the way.
Yo, I've been watching you since I was like six,
for a little opportunity, a little anything.
I just wanna be around the room today, literally.
I wanna be by myself, you hear me?
Jason, you're in my city, I welcome you with open arms.
I'll be right back in 40 minutes, I've been here I've been here since five
I'm sorry, bro. I'm on a date right now. I
I don't even want to close it.
I'm gonna get half of it.
I got peace shoes.
I had them the other day, I was here with PK.
I was here with PK the other day.
I'm bad, but I'll be back.
I'll be back down at 30 though, probably.
Maybe.
I'm right back.
They're the one.
They're the one.
He was a six-person.
Are you kidding on me?
If it was me.
Dude, that happened to me yesterday.
And I said yes and he started following me for 40 minutes.
But then I said to leave and he wouldn't leave.
If it was me, what would I do?
It depends. It depends where.
How comfortable I feel.
A couple of seven people in there don't really care about that.
If I'm chilling and I don't really care about that, you don't really care about me.
So I can't say what vibe you want.
If you don't mind him being there, then say, yeah, come through.
He's going to come up and do what he just said.
Oh, I think I seen these on TikTok.
OK.
We'll put it on this one.
This one?
This one is mad hot.
It is hot.
Confection.
Oh!
I'm happy.
He took a girl here, now he's taking me.
We got meat and grease.
Yeah, we got everything.
I'm a little watered.
Thank you so much.
You don't eat or drink the earth, you get inside.
You don't have a water.
You don't have a water.
No, you can't.
So, only thing to know, when you're playing, when you aim for the screen,
you don't want to do like basketball kicks and you finish to do your third base.
On the general line, you don't want to go past it while you're playing,
but after you go, just go past.
The balls get stuck in the bottom top, so you just want to separate them.
Big wrap up on the back of the deck.
He's in a pause play.
It's OK.
I'm in the back.
I hope you guys sit up.
That's OK.
I'm going to sit up.
You want to sit up?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to sit up.
I'm going to sit up.
Thank you.
Hey, this should be easy.
Just hit the screen.
How simple.
It's my turn.
It's my turn.
the set up will take an eternity to focus.
There's five games to be played in four times.
You've got to do it well, I think, OK?
Here we go, man.
Here we go, bro.
I'm serious.
Calm down, calm down.
10 kilos.
I don't think I'm going to make it serious.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Thanks, pal.
APPLAUSE
Wow, that's cool.
Thank you, Daniel.
Should we do a single game first?
Yeah.
Alright.
Did you go first or me?
Me?
You're too short for the team.
Haha.
You're literally the same height.
Crazy.
Please tick the box if you're on the 13.
I'm not on the 15.
Watch this.
I'll try to do it a little bit more.
I got which one which one you pig you pig
Double jizzle!
Oh, wow, I'm not trying to hack that.
I'm not trying to hack that.
You know that.
Look how you can eat on this fish.
You got it, you got it.
So it is to leave.
Yeah, it is.
And it's actually to leave.
Maybe by pushing like this and then hit one of these.
And then...
There you go.
That's a good one, bro.
Oh, hey, brother.
Alright, boom. You gonna play it?
Oh, nah.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's practical.
simple one. What do you gotta do? You first. Show me how it's done.
Wait, me first or you first? You're going first. I bet. I bet.
Let me see who you're saying first.
You get power up, put it in, you're reading it, you're reading it.
I'll free free.
You're going to say first. Yes!
Aye, we've got our stand.
You stand right here.
You can't shoot a body.
You got to take a touch and then hit it.
How's the touch?
Control it. Hit it.
Hey, that's okay.
Whoa, get there.
Run that side.
You got it.
Get there.
You can't.
You can't.
Shoot.
Just look out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Fuck!
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Bro, I ain't gonna lie bro, no.
No, they didn't let me pull him up, bro.
Going straight in advance is crazy, man!
Go on, experts.
You're making me not mad at us, you motherfucker.
Alright, give me a stretch, cause I'm old age and I'm not in the ring.
Alright, I think I'm gonna go get it.
I did the bicycle before Lacey. I did the bicycle during the charity match, bro.
Why would you do that?
I could hit a bicycle. That was almost it.
I might do well for you.
Oh, no.
Ah.
Come on, bro.
That'd be my score, bro.
I'll beat those swimmers.
Ow!
No, hell no!
Oh my God, come back, come back, come back.
Come back, come back, come back.
600?
What is that, man?
Maybe something in a score.
No, no.
Let's go, bro.
It's not allowed without you.
What?
Bro, you go down to Intermedia.
I'll join you as well.
Okay, yeah, fine.
Only if we both do it.
Yeah, yeah, go on, go on, go on.
I'll do it.
I'm going to stretch, bro.
Oh, we're not.
I've seen it.
Wow.
This is fantastic.
Have you ever got to begin it?
What are you doing?
Nah, bro, I'll do whatever.
Just water and alcohol.
All right, quick, come on, Gary.
Yeah
One thing I'm saying is this is called Adam's Glitter
Basically they start in big clusters and you want to break them into small clusters
and then you want to hit one of the glowing ones because it makes them all go together
That makes sense
Smaller than half of the glitters
Gah
You can say that's right
I try
Big wrap
Why are you all on the first floor?
Nothing, nothing
You want to do it?
Wait, I don't know what to do.
You go first.
I bet, I bet.
Take it as much.
Take it right there.
Take the 50 and the 50.
Come on, man!
Take it.
I'm getting better though.
I mean we did turn it down to the beginning about 750.
Let's go.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
You should turn it down to begin at about 750, that's good.
Nah, not beginner, way too easy, girl.
Time to play the touches.
Not bad, bro.
In the grass, you in the grass.
You got it on the left window.
Ah, help!
Hello?
Hello?
Are you...?
We got the same score!
No way we got the same score!
Woo!
We got the same score, bro!
We got a hang! You got a hang, bro!
You got a hang!
How?
Come on, man!
How did we get the same score?
We got the same out of points, that's how.
They're saying I'm raised.
They're trying to be T-Sucks, bro!
I did my team!
Let's go losing.
Okay, come on.
That was too easy.
That was too easy.
I don't want to hell of a ball throwing at me at the same time.
Sorry, no more.
And familiar.
Here we go.
Let me see the outside.
Zombie attack.
Attacker's defense.
That's the other man.
Oh, hold on.
You're playing defense on me?
Nah, nah, nah.
So this one, yeah, if you hit yourself.
What, if I hit myself?
You get an extra layer of protection.
And if you hit me, you take away your life.
You're going to be on the picture.
Yes, sir.
All I know is attack, bro.
I don't defend.
OK.
I'm just gonna take a minute.
Get him!
Get him!
Get him, man.
No!
Take it off!
That was the end!
Yeah, man, yeah.
Why does it say zero points?
Because you didn't do nothing.
Why does it say zero points?
Alright, look, we're running back.
Not fair!!
Not fair!!
No way!
That's not fair!!!!
Let him in, let him in.
Stop beating!
I'll get you.
Alright.
Hell no.
One black or the next one?
I bet. Come on.
If you want to stay in the game, you need to protect yourself.
Well, I have to hit... No.
If you hit yourself, then you get extra back.
I bet.
I'm under pressure. This is when I put front of the desk.
Where am I?
You don't like over here, do you?
I'm going to try and do you.
I'm going to try and save myself.
The bull's going to hit you in the back now.
Free your legs.
After that for me.
That's it! That wasn't the right one!
No, that wasn't the right one!
I wasn't actually playing defense.
No, no, no, you gotta get handicapped.
You gotta get handicapped.
You gotta get handicapped.
Should I get back onto that level?
No, no, no, keep it.
I'm just gonna play defense on you now.
I'll get back onto the hardest level, bro.
I think so.
I bet, yo, that's good.
I think you're out.
Because the crush is gonna take away a lot.
Still lost.
I wasn't actually playing defense.
A lot.
A lot.
That's the ground.
There you go.
Shit!
Let it be!
That was good.
I was kicked by a kid.
They gave me nothing to do.
You were in class?
Yeah, I was in class.
I was in a poppy school.
Ah, yes, he was.
I put one of you in the head of the burger.
I'm gonna shoot!
Come on in!
What?
Whoa! Handball!
Oh, this is close to time, bro. Wait, did I lose?
10-0 team ref! Handball!
I was saving the cameraman, I was already out of play.
Don't tell me I died, right?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, come on.
One KO, no defense, not a death.
I
That's the way.
That's Bergen's.
Come on, he's right there.
What the?!
Hey!
Hey, you're missing, brother!
When the bull come on
Well, that's a good one.
I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna win.
Good job.
Be handballed, bro.
I need a penalty.
Be handballed!
Be handballed!
You got a grip?
No, what?
I actually ran on my stamina.
I don't like losing, bro!
Let me see it, let me see it, let me see it, let's go back to, let me put it in the beginning again.
You think I'm sorry, man?
Let's go back to the start.
We've got to score as many points.
It's the easiest level to score.
Take a touch, take your time, hit the targets, yeah?
Sorry, Breski.
I'll score every time I play a contract.
I don't know, I'll see you.
Second time.
First time.
Second time.
Second time.
Second time.
Second time.
Second time.
Second time.
Oh
Improvement
Oh
Oh
Good to see you man.
Watch.
Run it back.
Run it back.
Run it back.
Run it back.
Alright.
If you get...
If you get 750 points or more,
And I'm gonna set your challenge to actually be in the charity match.
Okay!
750 points.
750.
750?
I just have to make the challenge.
Is that a five, right?
Yes, sir.
What the heck, what the heck!
Ahhhh, ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh.
You're gonna get fricking.
You're gonna sit here.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fuck off!
Ah, man, come over here and tell him in a second.
Fuck off!
I'm gonna take that next time, I'm gonna take that next time, I don't know what to do.
I
That's it 100. Oh, shit. Well, put it on
Hey, I'm proud of you. That's good
Right on the money. Oh, baby. Holy shit. You don't got this. Holy fuck
Challenge
You have
Myself on the bench actually no, I'm gonna show you first then I'm gonna put myself so many folks
So I can be really bad this one
15 levels
I just want to, I just want to, fuck.
I, I just want to, I just want to, fuck.
Just have to do it.
See, you just have to do it.
Just do it with every time.
It's not the, not the green.
I missed the first mother pair of brothers, it's not even my life.
Just one degree.
Oh my god.
I made you stop.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Can't do it so quickly.
I'm really not easy.
I think he found something in the room!
No!
I can do this quick!
You take your time!
I think you did it!
I swear it's a little bit risky and they stopped doing it up there.
I don't think he did it!
I promise you you'll go this.
Bro, how are you not missing?
Whoop!
Angel!
There's your miss.
So you have...
I'm going to give you 15 minutes to get to level 8.
15 minutes.
Ok, I'm on to that take. 30 seconds.
Ok, 15 minutes.
Ok, ok, ok, alright.
Show you go again.
Ok, ok.
That sound fine.
Okay, okay, I'm fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, let me just double check for the boys
I miss you.
Let me see if the boys give the order.
Chonchonchon.
Oh.
We good.
Fuck no says KSI.
KSI says fuck no?
No, no, in the chat. They're fake. They're fake messages.
Yes, that's a f**k, man.
No, okay, it's not. Me and him locked in, bro.
We didn't even have a Monday. I shouldn't have been like,
what are we going to do?
We don't even know what we need. We need to exit the car.
Well, you said that you should take a football in a day or something.
No, that was for Ron.
Well, that was for Ron.
That was for Ron.
Oh.
That was for Ron.
What about you take a football in a day?
Oh.
What? I would do that.
I would literally f**k the football, if it means...
I would literally wind it down the football.
Go go on a date with the football free free home to my parents
I'm gonna take for the love of the game bro that's not what they mean
That's not what they mean? That's not what they mean?
So elaborate
It's just not that you don't have to do all that
Uh so so what what do you mean by taking football on a date?
Uh you know just have a warm-up on this right now
Okay yeah have a warm-up
Have a warm-up
Just might be too easy you're gonna have to say it's not a warm-up
I'm a fucking I'm a twat very trying to skip the challenge. I'm a twat
What do you want to do?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, you said 15 minutes, hey that was a practice, let me run right.
Let me run it back, let me run it back.
Let me get the red button.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Come on one shot, one shot, one shot, eight, eight, four, four.
I did it on purpose for comedic effect.
I did it for comedic effect.
You hit, reward.
Let me show you, let me show you.
Toga challenge, watch this.
Watch this.
Take your pick, take your pick.
Take you off.
Turn me down to the bench.
I'm locked.
I'm locked.
You hit the wall bro.
You're not too funny, you're not too funny.
Yeah, you gotta spin it around.
Oh, let's spin it around next time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna have something.
You can't take too long, man.
OK, OK.
Are you holding on to anything?
I'm just trying.
Let's go, let's go.
Nice.
Why are you kicking me with your toe?
I wanted to switch it up, so like the swag.
Not this one.
I don't think what that one told us would be.
No, no, I know how to say many goals.
Yeah.
Just follow through in the direction you took it.
I know how to do it. I know how to do it.
I know why I did it.
Why did you talk with him?
Because it was like this, I wanted to switch it up.
But you said I'm warming up right now.
Dragon, dragon.
You said I'm warming up.
Wait, so is this like, am I still eligible?
I'm not the last one at the time.
Yeah!
Wait!
Yeah, you got back.
13 and a half minutes.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Whoa.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's the fucking sign, man?
Eight, eight, right, eight?
That's all, that's all. Seven more.
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, but I want it.
There you go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Come on come on!
Let's go!
Come on come on!
Let's go!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Follow him, follow him, follow him!
Yes!
Here, take a break.
That looks so way...
Don't do that, bro!
I did it on purpose bro, I did it on purpose.
I did it on purpose, I did it on purpose.
What's the challenge?
What's the challenge?
Keep doing this part.
Are you gonna face flip?
Yeah, I'm gonna get a face flip.
I'm gonna do a firm request.
Yeah, I'm gonna fix that.
Jackson!
I'm actually locking.
So pause the time.
I gotta lock in.
I gotta lock in.
It's cause I'm excited.
I gotta get to excited.
I gotta calm down, calm down.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Calm down, bro.
Come on, come on, bro.
Okay, you're doing it on purpose.
I'm doing it on purpose.
I'm doing it on purpose.
It's time.
Go lock in.
The great locking, here we go!
They look at the camera with two eyes.
But I'm gonna be looking for it!
Make sure it finishes where you're aiming.
F**K! F**K!
It's never doing this.
Come on.
I've got one shot.
I've got one shot.
One more shot.
He's never doing this.
I am, bro.
One thing about me is I'll never give up, bro.
Ever.
In my life I'll never give up.
Never give up.
Never give up.
Never give up.
What's going on?
You have to learn!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
I'm actually trolling. I'm actually trolling.
Give me this guy if you can hear me please bro, just give me this, why is this all I need,
this all I need, this all I need, this all I need, this all I need, this all I need.
You got that man minutes in the back.
That's a lot, that's so much time.
Oh
That's good!
Yes!
I'm gonna get ready, but I don't feel.
Yes! Come on, boys!
Come on, kids!
My back.
No!
Fuck!
I told you to fuck!
Fuck!
Every back, every back.
Go back, go back.
Cross, cross, cross again.
I close.
Follow the reason for it.
No!
Just a cow!
No!
Now to relax, relax.
Hey!
No!
No!
Shit!
Just a little more after that, bro.
Actually, I have to piss him off.
Oh my god.
This one I have six.
He's got five minutes left, chef.
He's pretty.
There he is.
I'm still alive.
I'm pulling the wrap, Chase.
Good serve.
I'm just gonna take him down there, sir.
Good serve.
Nice one.
Nice one.
I'm just busting into the corner.
Take it away.
I'm gonna get you.
Hey, do you want to see me next time?
You okay?
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
Relax, relax, relax.
Thank you.
My shoes are tired.
My shoes are tired.
I would have made that one.
Please, god.
This is on the easiest level.
No, it's not bro, don't say that.
It is, you're on beginner burn.
It might actually.
Yeah.
Drumming to control the ballpark.
And then you just have to kick it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, I've turned back to life 4, I've hit it.
I've moved to life 4.
Touching the front of your hip and push yourself.
I did it!
You have to go right here, right now.
Front of your hip and push yourself.
Take a shot!
Tell me, tell me this is not looking good.
Tell me, tell me, I'll fuck the f- I'll fuck the f- I'll do the football, so you don't wanna date.
You said you didn't want to die, you're accepting the shutter, is where?
Hey, I got it, I got it, I got this, I got this, I don't want to-
You gotta do this, you have to do this. You got 25,000 people here.
25,000 of you watching this.
They're calling me-
Bro, bro. Bro, stop doing that, bro.
Bro, bro.
You got two minutes.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck are you doing?
You see that?
That's what I'm talking about.
It's okay, it's not going to be easy.
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
I got it.
Lock him!
Good job!
I like it. I like it. I want it.
Coochie, coochie.
You see, you see, you see.
He's slid in me.
He's last.
Nice, dude.
You gonna say anything again?
Say anything again.
If I don't do this to you, to you, to you, to you.
You know what?
Come on, carry it.
I'm going to start the timer.
Halt!
Halt, Halt, Halt, Halt!
Shut up.
Get inside.
Shat off, stupid rush boy!
No!
No watch boy!
Don't get him!
Oh my god!
Look in, bro!
You're not serious, you don't want to play it.
You don't want to play it.
Okay.
You know where it's going to be, step back, take a touch.
It's coming.
Do this. Relax.
Oh!
My days, Jason!
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby!
Toby!
Oh my God, no! No!
I don't want to do what I'm trying to do!
I don't want to get back into it!
Let me make this time before that game.
No, no, no! No!
No, no! One more! One more!
One more! One more!
Maybe it's time.
One more! One more! One more!
One more!
I'm going to give you that three more goes because your time went out, the time I stuck
the club for 53 seconds.
I'm going to give you three more goes but what we're going to do first is we're going
to practice so you can figure out how to aim because you cannot aim for shit.
You're bad, like my neck you shoot that way.
I'm under pressure.
That's a lot of pressure.
I'm afraid your neck kicks the ball better.
I'm from America.
No, no, no.
Listen, I see that adept in them man, they can kick balls, Marlon can kick balls back.
I mean, he's European to be fair, but so...
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Like that, like that.
That's what I'm thinking.
Kick head.
Head.
Get underneath it and let the stuff follow through.
Okay.
Follow through every time.
Do it!
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Let me tell you what.
That was my instrument.
The ones where you topoke it,
you're spandex broken.
Shoot for the whole thing.
It was here. You got to reach it.
Sorry.
I gotta go in.
The most simplest shit fucking awkward can't do anything right kill yourself. You're just meant yo go
God damn
Push the button. Push the button. Push the button.
Alright, you've got to get this bro. You have to get this.
One more time. One more time.
One more time. One more time.
One more time. One more time.
I can't break my foot.
Alright, more than funny.
Face your foot next to it.
Swing them for the fruit.
Foot next to it.
Swing them for the fruit.
Try not to leave that as it will go up.
Swing and follow through, every time. Try it.
There you go. Again. Get down.
Swing and follow through.
Now you're far away. Here's the right side more.
There you go. Oh, okay.
I get it now. Yeah? I get it now.
Go again. Go again. Go again.
Now the follow-through is where the ball is going to end up going.
I can not fight that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now get out of here.
You're not high enough.
Get out of here.
Now get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
My form lived better?
You're getting there, really getting there for sure.
I'm feeling better.
What you really need to master for this one is that kind of middle patch.
Well, I'll be honest, I'm probably going to shoot it from here.
You go here, yeah?
And then you start to do this, this coat, look at you.
I'm trying to like tip it.
Alright bro, you ain't got that in your locker.
You ain't got that one.
My locker, I don't got any of my locker.
Let's practice on this one there.
You want to chip it, it's like a stabby action.
So I've got that.
So I'll play it.
Stabby action.
Stabby action.
So let's follow through more like
Yeah, that's a bit too much to it.
Inside.
Fairly chip.
I'm shaking it with this to here.
I'm getting underneath it.
Got it.
Get some help, yeah?
Got it.
Don't even need a run for it, just stand next to it and just go like that.
Okay, stand next to it and then the side.
Yeah, you might not have that one in your mouth.
Wait, wait, I feel like that's easier though.
That's alright. You're towing it up, but at this game it might work. Can you do it like this, where it's back?
You use what's up, and it's like a loop. Can you do that?
It's like, when I'm moving that, it's like, don't move that way.
That means if it's going that way, that means you're hitting this side of the ball, so you want it to be more central.
That's a bit of a stretch.
You see that?
I understand, I understand.
Yes, get up. See?
Central, central.
Oh, I'm starting to understand.
We're just coming to business!
The way you hit the ball this time is we're all good.
It's getting straighter!
Have you got that now?
Alright, this is aimed for this line every time. As long as you hit this line.
Now stand there, stand there.
This is aimed for this line.
That's good, that's alright.
That's okay, try hit the line.
Keep your foot up through straight, there you go, there you go, one more, give me one more
of those, foot up through straight, you hit the right side of the board that side, so
hit the middle foot up through straight, I'm doing it again, aim like you're foot up
your flesh should be point in head.
That's better.
Go on, get in the lab one more time for me.
There you go.
That's cool.
You're good.
You're good.
Alright, I'm gonna give you three girls.
Oh my fucking god.
Alright.
We'll get back in change.
Oh my fucking god.
I
Shit first he's waiting downstairs
So you couldn't give him a simple task?
No, I got this, pal.
I got this, see?
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh my god.
I'm going to try and get this off.
I'm going to try and get this off.
I'm going to try and get this off.
Three more.
It's time to get to the leg.
Throw it in front of you.
Come on, throw it in.
Stay on that side.
Come on to the back.
Look in. Look in.
One, two, stay inside.
Now.
Oh my God!
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready!
Come on, guys!
Go, you're next!
Go!
Go again!
Go again!
You're next!
Let's go!
Go, you're next!
Surprise, surprise, hey!
You missed it!
I'm not doing the watch buddy!
I'm not doing the watch buddy!
I'm not doing it!
I don't know, we have to call Simon.
This guy just hit level 9.
That sounds good man.
He hit level 9 on the challenge.
Your hair could look good today if no one told you.
please and some not out there yeah my bad
he said you hit level nine level nine yeah nine
and that was like half an hour we had to stop and practice
we had to stop and practice
15 minutes level eight you can play
No, no, but he paused the timer.
I'm just crying because you're lying.
Ooh.
OK, wait, I'm going to take accountability.
OK, yes, I was missing.
I was missing, but then we did pause and take a break.
But I thought when you pause the timer, you pause the timer.
So that's why I'm saying it paused.
All right, what do you reckon?
Do you reckon we give him a shot or not?
What?
I'm going to let Toby decide.
You don't need to decide?
Toby, you can have full decision.
Full jurisdiction.
Yeah, the boys, the boys have spoken.
Given you can drop.
Okay, say hi to my lunch.
I'm calling camera, right?
No.
No, you're not on camera, you're not on camera.
I guess I.
You want to say hi?
Jason wants to say hi.
Hey.
It's adorable.
Alright, love, love, love.
Say no.
Say no.
Okay, cool.
Eat your beckersaws.
Footmuffsaws.
The massage chair office.
Let me see what your chat say.
Let me see what the chat say.
Well.
But one time, the one time, I'm each y'all chatting.
What are we thinking?
The one, please, please, chat, please, I'm doing the lost part.
Chatson, we need a watch party.
No, no, no!
Chat, do we need a watch party?
Please, please, spam the pleases in the chat!
Please, spam the pleases in the chat!
Seven said, please leave him at home.
No one said that, not as a fake chat.
Please!
Watch party would be fire as hell.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't be a fire walking on that field, that Wembley Stadium.
How many minutes did you play last year?
Um, not enough.
Watch party would be a full two hours, which is more minutes than you would play.
But the experience is worth more than two hours. It's worth a decades times worth of life.
Okay. You didn't do it in the 15 minutes I asked you.
But you did manage to get past level 8 and even hit level 9.
So, in the remaining...
How much is on my timer?
In the remaining 53 seconds that I have on my timer,
I need...
Oh, what? Is 40 push-ups too much?
No.
You reckon you can do 40 in 53 seconds?
I think you can do that.
Yeah, you can do that.
40?
Yeah, 40 push-ups are good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can do 40.
How does that sound?
Yeah.
Okay.
I can do 40.
I can do 40.
I can do 40.
That's easy, that's easy, easy, easy.
No, no, no, it's pretty hard.
But 40, yeah.
Make it 60.
No, no, no, 40 is a lot.
45 in 53 seconds. Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to start the time. I'm going to start the time.
Chats are 45. Chats are 45. Are you ready? Your time starts in 3, 2, 1, go.
two three four six seven eight nine seven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen
sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty
twenty-seven twenty-eight twenty-nine thirty-nine thirty-nine ten seconds left
38, 39, 40, 41, 42, I don't know about the last few, but it's 50, 50, there you go,
get to 60, go, you're going, 5 more, you're going, 50, 58, 59, 60, let's go with 3 seconds
Let's go! Congratulations, man. You get to be waterboy.
Man, fuck it! I'm down! I'm down for waterboy!
I'm down!
I'm inviting you formally to be...
In the charity match.
20-26.
Oh, man. Thank you, Toby.
Well done, man. I'm proud of you.
Thank you for this opportunity for the bottom of my heart.
bottom of my heart. I'm very grateful. I'm very happy. You know, I will never lose the shirt you gave me.
If I see you wearing any of a Premier League kit, I'll burn every other kit.
No, don't burn it because they'll get mad at me. Don't burn it. Just send them a bird.
It's just sitting in my car. Give them away. Give them away.
Okay, I'm gonna give them away. And I think you should share the news with some of your friends.
I should? Yeah. Who would you want to tell? Oh my god, Ron! Oh my god, Ron!
Let's go W to be in the chat.
Thank you so much actually though from the bottom of my heart, hey, if you ever need
anything, call me now seriously, seriously.
We going to love you, yo, Lacey's in the chat.
Lacey's in the chat.
Yeah.
You got to link up with Lacey.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Come on, man.
going to London I'm already in London but second London trip but let me call
Ron. I know he's gonna be so happy for you. He's gonna be so happy for me bro.
He's gonna be so happy for me. Yo Ron. Wait are you driving me? Are you
seeing me and Toby or no? I just got invited to the charity match.
Ron, you not happy for me? Hello?
Wait, second joke? Cause I saw a tweet but I didn't know if it was real like 50 minutes ago.
No, no, no, this just happened, bro.
Sorry, so...
I can still make it this straight.
So the fucking fat fuck Lacey with the tornado scale
gets invited. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You literally got fucking crossed up off my fucking speed and Kyle like you are blacked
and got fucked for a fucking Adidas ad that was highlight.
Yeah, top, top clip.
Trying to fucking better myself and you got waited, is he there?
Trying to better yourself? What? Doing what? Eat your fucking burgers, you fat bitch?
Be happy for me, bro. Damn.
Hey, run.
Is it a chopper? Are you actually elated?
Hey, run.
Well, you don't recognize my voice.
Hey, Chubby Jesse!
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
It kind of sounded like you were shouting at me just then.
No, no.
Did it sound like you were shouting at me?
Hell, wrong, bro.
Hell, wrong, bro.
Let me see what the chat says. Let me see what the chat says.
You were shouting at him.
What does that even mean?
I'm happy for you. I'm happy for both of you, man.
You are. You are.
Do it.
Oh!
Jason and Jared and Matt go to the next.
That's better, that's better.
That sounded a lot more appealing, yeah.
No, I was just telling Jason on the way here
that the list is actually full, so.
Hello?
So you're gonna, so you,
that's for me, I just wanna know some soul.
So you call AC to rub it in my face.
You call Jason to rub it in my face.
No, I called, he said to call someone to tell them
that I got invited so they would be happy for me.
Oh my god, what you know?
No, run! Run, no!
Oh my god!
Help! Help! Help!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I think you just died!
Oh my God!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Long live Rod in the chat!
Yeah, bro.
We're going to the...
I don't think he died.
I don't think he died.
No, I don't think he died.
did die you can dedicate a goal to him at the charity match oh yeah wait lacy's
calling lacy yes that's my dog missy man we're going yes bro yes no no I
want you to be part of this moment Toby you don't work for that opportunity
That's the man, bro. That's the man.
Oh my god, hey, I want you to know, Tobi, I've been training on a trip already.
I'm working up to 90 minutes on a page.
I'm telling you, Tobi.
Oh, what did he just say?
He's been training. He's working up to 90 minutes on that page.
Yeah.
He said, yeah.
That's the boy.
It seemed very certain about that one.
I'll give it a try.
That's good boy.
It seemed very certain about that one.
I'll give you back to your trip, Jake.
We're going to London, man. We did it, man.
My dog, bro.
Let's see.
W, like, she went in. We're going to London, bro.
Wow.
Wow.
What a moment.
What a day. Thank you, bro.
Scott, can we take a picture?
We'll see you, Scott.
I need to save the moment.
How's the lighting John? Is the lighting good?
Let me see, can you sign over here real quick?
Yeah, this is good.
Hey, school door in the middle.
What's going on buddy?
One, two, three.
Let me get closer. One, two, three.
Thank you Toby.
You look you look horrified
John we're going to one day again more Nando's more beans on toast
More let's go man
Let's fucking go bro. I'm actually gonna practice like every day
Not sure I said that but this year I've been on my I've been on my fitness hard. I'm already gonna fit. I'm gonna practice
Ron Tweet
I want to eat right now
But it won't sweet are we serious
I just got into the terry match
Damn.
Tweety, gash it up, chap.
Damn, man. Thank you, Toby.
call the vet bro what are y'all talking about bro what are y'all talking
about call move call call ever what are y'all talking about call everybody
Yeah bro, thank you man like seriously I'm very ecstatic it's very very happy for you
man.
Thank you bro.
Thank you.
And I will not fail you that day.
I'm gonna perform way better than I was time back.
I might have another clip this year, but it won't be on the, on the, it won't be on
you.
You'll be the one doing the clip.
Listen, if you get JJ, I'm limited what?
I'm limited.
I'm limited.
his ass man. He already tried to play with me yesterday. You know that WWE move that
was performed on him? I might have hit him with that same move. Maybe a new one.
Alright. I miss it.
See this?
Okay so I get to pick one.
That is the ultimate disrespect. You do that to him?
Unlimited forward work.
Unlimited.
Holy shit, I bet I bet I'm being loud. I mean that I'm being live. I'm already way better than last year
Last year I would have never made it past four three
Let's play
Oh
Your left foot looking like my right foot though
Yeah
Oh, nah.
Chia.
Right here.
I missed.
I missed.
I missed.
Wow.
Say one more thing.
Can I do the five nine brown stick time?
Ha ha ha!
I mean what do you have planned for tonight?
Let's do it bro.
I thought we could do it outside a little key.
Outside?
No.
Ha ha ha!
Have you seen that guy still downstairs?
Yeah we should.
We should.
Let's see what he's got to say.
I'm gonna lock in even today, but I was already I was already like on that treadmill market
just just to improve my life but now I'm a really really train what start doing up hill
sprints start doing sprints everything fray arc oh my god man
Hey, well at least you can do a watch party, bro
Be watch party
He tweeted it. He tweeted are we serious?
Work all mechanics, I should do a little spritz. I feel like I get a little weight room action
leg day in diamond gym for charity match brother but that does absolutely
nothing all right all right shall we you're ready brisky
eat a coach mark on actual football okay any actual football coach who in
in America who got me who got I'm actually gonna go crazy and no I'm not
just doing some Marlon streams some Yuki streams bro no no I see that in the
chat it was incredible incredible experience five stars really good we're
opening one in your country though real I'm there oh that's where I'm from
by next time yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna be there oh what's it called this
like the square the square I know the name grand skate oh grand skate I've been
there yeah yeah I bet I bet I'll be there did you like it I would yes that's
It's actually good practice though that.
Yeah, exactly.
Now I've just showed you how to do it.
Now you're a good coach, you know.
You have me doing the ball, kicks and stuff.
I know for a second.
Yeah, he's better than me.
I'll sign up for him.
He's funny.
I can see him clearing the pools.
I'm like, yeah.
I'm going to give him a picture tomorrow.
And he comes very soon.
Yes, I've got a job for you.
Yeah, probably.
You can come here.
Don't worry.
OK, let me take a look at him.
I see better shows than I'm right with.
Do you support team?
Man United.
DEEE!
So you just beat them, you have to ask them
Sorry man, that's me!
You actually put me on
Oh, Magnet it?
DG!
Everyone here, so you see the really tall guy?
Is it Magnet or Pan?
Am I not?
Pan?
Oh my goodness
Yeah bro
I want you to bang it.
Crazy bro.
It took you a few times, I was watching the stream, but you need to bang it.
Trust me.
It's gonna happen.
Three to three months to lock him.
I'll tell you, you're gonna get a go, you'll get a go at it.
I'm about to lock in, I'm gonna bang it.
I'm gonna bang it.
Don't be stupid.
Don't be stupid as always, welcome to my city.
I was talking to you, you know when you was in Leicester Square, you masked it off?
Yeah.
Bro, I was coming from training, yeah, me and my boy.
We're gonna come and just say you're in it.
But do you know what happened?
Yeah.
two rude men spoke to us and pressured us, bro.
And then by the time we finished with them,
you were already gone.
So then, I saw your stream today, I was in uni.
Then I finished uni, came all the way from Northwest.
How far is that?
Northwest is probably at least an hour, 15 from here.
Yeah, bro, it's great.
But I have to show love, man.
I appreciate it, man.
I get it.
I do front end as well, I'm just trying to make it out, bro.
Just keep doing what you're doing, inspiring me.
like us. Nice to meet you bro. When do you go off town for the rest of the day bro?
Oh, probably Nando's or something. I don't know. Yeah Nando bro. I had Nando's the
last day of Nando's at the stable. What do you get from Nando's? I have no idea. I haven't
been in a while bro. It's been a minute. I reckon then, someone told me that only what
I get are chicken, chips and a match of cheese. Someone told me to get a wrap and you get
Put the holy mistakes inside the person
Yes
I bet
Okay, I'm going to do that today
I'm not going to be that guy that I followed you around yesterday
I appreciate the love, man
Seriously
Yeah
I'm going to do it, bro
Last week
I appreciate you, bro
Seriously
Yes, sir
Huh?
How long you here?
To the 4th?
To the 4th?
To the 4th.
Yeah.
How you find me, you kiddo?
Yeah, he's good at bomb, bro.
Honestly, this may be...
I'm on the lights, man, bro.
I'm trying to...
This is...
See what?
This kitchen.
Come around.
What's this kitchen?
No, trust me.
You find out, bro.
Oh, it's an actual kitchen?
I'm telling you, that was fire, bro.
This kitchen.
You know what you want, bro.
I bet.
This kitchen.
I'm gonna actually go there.
I'm gonna look here.
Alright, brother.
This kitchen.
So, you'll...
I'm leaving it on the fifth. Oh my gosh. Yeah, you made it
Five nine brown eyes
Oh
You got me with the kids oh oh free cake
Thank you, bro. You didn't poison this shit, right? I'm gonna try you bro. It's a laboratory cake. Thank you
I'm about to go crazy.
What's up?
What's up, sir?
Are you there?
I got you, bro.
I remember you.
You just got me caked, yo.
We're on tweet, GG.
I need to save Toby.
Thank you for today, thanks for your time.
Appreciate you pulling that out bro.
Can I get a quick socromo?
No problem.
Yo, live values on every socials, TikTok, Instagram, thank you.
I'm going to see you there bro.
Remember I said it, I'm going to be so clear next year, you're crazy.
W Jason Newey man, W.
Hey, W said we need back, though.
We said no.
My God.
Shimmy, shimmy, yeah, shimmy, shimmy, yeah.
Hold on, bro.
Hold on, let me practice the TikTok.
How do I do it? How do I do it?
Shimmy, shimmy, yeah, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
She's in Sweden, she's in Sweden.
Yeah.
Hey, take care, man.
You feeling good? Tired?
I just got a free cave.
I don't remember going up these many stairs.
Oh, a rock twig, a lighter rock twig this time.
A good twig.
He's actually too funny.
It's a little troll.
It's a shame he's not playing football.
He's a...
He must remember.
Oh, yesterday.
What did I say yesterday?
I told you.
I told you.
So, how are you?
We gotta move.
We gotta move. We gotta move. We gotta move.
My bad, bro.
This is a big...
It's not a dance, like...
You know, I'm...
I mean, from here, he said...
He said no pictures for now.
He said no pictures for now. We gotta move.
Moods.
Black, black, black, black, black.
Trying to make, trying to make them move.
Oh, she took a social, though.
That was good, man.
Who you up?
Who you up?
Three-one?
Oh, you're the one who scored in the charity, man.
Oh, you're the one who scored in the charity?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, hey, nice to meet y'all boys, though.
You look.
I know, one question, please.
What's the question?
What the fuck?
I did it!
Oh, damn it.
I'll open it later. I'll open it later.
What's that for?
Oh, okay.
All of them.
I think it's all of them.
Hahaha.
Okay, so they're nice people.
I think they're nice people.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
You guys have a good one.
Yeah.
Hahaha.
Okay.
Thank you.
Love.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
I knew he was going to spawn in bro, that's the same dude.
This is what I did in envy about the IRL's teams, people just fill up in the envy.
That's kind of scary.
I like my privacy, I like mine.
Especially as I come up with like family and stuff.
Holy, I see you every day.
I already got the soft story. I heard it all
It's not funny, bro.
I told them I'm sorry about it.
Don't go, don't go, don't go.
Should we wait a little bit?
You said it was you?
It's on Twitter, bro. It's on Twitter.
I wasn't telling you about it. What do you think?
I think it's on Twitter. You could Google it.
I don't know. Sometimes I'm able to.
I'm just kidding.
You want to take a picture?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
This is giving me a tix off of me.
I don't brand it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hit that.
Hit that.
Yeah.
I'm going to be living in your life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tracker.
You think you put a tracker in a puzzle?
No.
Bro, that dude is kind of scary.
Thank you though, for taking me here.
That's a nice spot.
I finally know what the O2 is.
Where you going? Pull up to the front.
What's the next one?
Let me see if there's anyone with some name in it.
Charity.
You're gonna be there.
Let's go!
What's the attitude about it?
It was pretty bad, bro.
You know what happened to the damage there?
Yeah, yeah
They put you through your basement
So you think you should be damaged there?
No man
I'll do a quarter rest
When you go to gym, do you know what the problem is?
Everything
What about you two? You're the same though
When you go to gym, what do you know what the problem is?
Everything
That's not what it was
That's not what it was
That's not the same thing man
All your body is connected
So if you see my chair
You might have that
So I work three days a week and I'm doing four as well, so two days and I'm going to do like upper body support, chest and shoulders.
And the first days I'll do back and back, and then Friday I'll do neck and neck.
Everything in that is about all the balance.
I'm going to do blackboard.
uh
second time
third time
have you been to all the places for that?
oh you've seen the tourist spot but have you been to the end?
where did you go to the end?
not to the end though, not to the end
but I'm feeling miracle
why did you go to the camera?
I took one of my friends from America
where I used to live in the end
and it was time
alright
Hi my dog. How you going?
Let's go here. You know, we're waiting for them to dip.
Alright John, just put it quick. I just need a little emo.
You gotta scoot a little bit back, yeah? Yeah.
I'll come back.
Alright, tell me where to go.
Wait, you want to do just 15 seconds? I can just do one minute.
Just put all 60.
Alright, where do I go?
Put your hand out, Toby.
I think it's one hand, right?
Back up a little bit, Jay.
Okay.
Am I looking at the right place?
Right.
Yeah, you're about...
Put your hand out, right?
Back up a little bit, Jay.
Move to your right.
and then back a little bit and then that's good okay ready hold up I'm gonna
put a timer
I was actually on the tiktok.
Yeah.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Well, you're not to shoot it again.
I moved a little bit.
Yeah.
I moved a little bit so you could see the ground.
Yeah, I should have warmered time, warmered time.
I promise you.
It look a little. You gotta be a little closer. Yeah, you want me to be closer to the camera? You want me to drop that one?
Come up a little bit. Come on just a little bit. Okay, that's good
Ready
One two, wait lower the hand a little bit. All right, ready? Wait, and then move the hand back a little bit.
Yeah.
And then I wait one, two, three.
Oh that's good, that's good, that's good.
Alright mate.
Alright, so I've basically had better not to screw it.
Right, yeah, damn it.
I'll pass you.
Just got invited to do some free drinks.
Bro.
You didn't work to get high.
Oh my god!
Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Have a nice night, guys.
Have a nice night.
Have a nice night.
Hey.
How are you doing?
I'm doing great.
How are you doing?
Good, man.
It's good vibes.
My overseas...
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Yeah, it's a 22 minute pick up.
You gonna take the train, Tubby?
No, I can't even. I'm not so good at this.
That would be a public transport.
It would be a hassle.
No, no, I'll take the train all the time.
All the time.
Are you gonna, are you gonna Uber?
You can't get an X double X S and 2.
I'm just gonna bring it to you.
Have you got one?
I can spot it.
I'm trying to get one.
You don't stream on the way back to the thing, do you?
I might stream on the way back.
I don't know when you got one, man.
Damn, my stream coming faster.
Pause, man!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's this?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
This is a big one.
Yeah, yeah.
We just take a screen for two.
Two.
Two big.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We see it, yeah.
Eight, one, two, three.
Appreciate you all.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Take care, yeah.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Is that the Starbucks?
Are you better just go outside?
Nah, we could show them the election.
Let's see what's going on.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm feeling the Starbucks.
I'm gonna have to chit-chat.
I think it's gonna run away right now.
Hmm.
Do you like IRLing?
I have some when I do it, but I don't think I do it on my own.
I said I wouldn't do one this year.
I wouldn't do one.
You know what I hate?
I think Jinx does it.
Jinx does a couple of IRLs.
But IRLing, like reacting to the United games.
That should be fine.
I have a reaction to the match, like what speed though?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I would lose my head, bro.
Me watching the match, you saw me in the match, bro.
You saw me in my match.
It was a good game.
It was like running in the 90th minute.
We scored, no.
If I remember correctly.
My head was absolutely bloody.
When we don't win.
No, I can see.
So what is it?
I don't know.
I love to go solo.
I'm going to get so sidelined.
I love to go solo.
Who do you support?
Who do you support?
I'm a fucker.
I don't like football.
Football? I don't want to buy it.
No, you do not.
This is you man.
Where is it?
I'm not supposed to.
This is you now.
We just recruited you.
Oh.
I'm going to get you a shirt.
I bet.
You're going to come back for the charity match, right?
I'm going to be there.
Yeah, I'm going to get you a shirt.
I bet.
We're a united family.
Oh, we're side-to-side with you.
I would meet him there.
You're not meeting him.
You're a smoker.
I thought you were a smoker.
I'm not practicing.
You're a smoker.
No, that's not a medium.
What is this?
It's a small.
No, that's a light.
It's a large.
Now he's playing with me.
I'm not a big fan of this.
I wear medium, everything.
Exactly. I'm like medium.
I'm medium too, bro.
I like my shirt kind of.
The oversized.
I like it kind of thick.
Hey, it's a good one.
Can I have that one?
Damn, what a day man.
What are your plans for today, just chill?
I got some work to do, I need to stream as well.
I don't have any streams in my house.
I like the streams more.
Streaming, huh? You enjoy streaming more, do you?
I enjoy a bit of different reasons. I love the live interaction part of streaming, so yeah, W chats.
It's a different dopamine in your brain. Yes, it's a different dopamine in your brain.
The YouTube stuff is always, you get to see like feedback to your creative output.
But the edit is more than just like the actual shoot of the class.
Yeah, so I get to see the feedback to out walk it this picture
It's different I've been starting to do more YouTube
Getting better, bro, but getting better. Yeah. Yeah, we get I'll be getting a charity next day. Well, sir
for sure
Well, what's your show number?
What's your number? Yeah
99
Because it's close to 100
100
That's right guys. I've got 100
Mixed up one two three. I gotta always I gotta write the 99
99 number.
I hear it's a close to perfection.
That's me.
Close to perfection but keeping it humble.
I like that. I didn't think like that when I was thinking of 99 but now I'm going to say that.
I'm going to say that. That's my number.
Don't worry, just go with my ideas. It's all good.
I'll put a... I'll tag you.
The whole time now.
My Uber though.
That's it.
My over is outside.
You're out.
I can wait.
You'll be good.
I'm good.
Listen, let's not say it.
I'm good.
Thank you, Toby.
Hey, everybody, spam WTobies in the chat.
I appreciate you.
Always.
Always shows love.
Let's go.
Let's go and look out.
I bet.
I'm sure you get to the right spot.
You always show love when I'm out here, bro.
I really do appreciate that.
Right, right, right.
Whenever you're in LA, seriously,
you've got to come for the World Cup.
I'm waiting for my luck.
We're at home.
Always.
Trump administration is a bit serious.
Yeah, it's harder than I get to be so.
Yeah.
It's way harder.
I could go there before, but not just work.
I couldn't work out there.
Oh, they get you.
Yeah, so if they see me now and they take my farm,
he's out there making money.
Oh, yeah.
I think speed got caught up in that, too.
Oh, speed got caught up?
Like going from country to country.
I've seen that like a while back.
Yeah.
I don't think this is gonna work, this is kinda...
It's fucked.
Yeah, you can't even come out for a little?
I can go out for that, um...
If I'm not making content, I can myself, I can go out.
Ah.
But they'll catch you.
If you're making content.
They'll find you.
Chill, chat.
No one is behind us.
Let's get someone to excuse me.
Oh.
Oh, hell no. I'm in his chat, bro.
You put these pox out, right?
I did, man.
See if he's a robot.
Band-hand?
Nah, I'm not going to band-hand him.
He's just a kid.
But next time I see him, he will be getting a little backhand.
Who's getting a backhand?
Uh, personally, I forgot me this puzzle.
Yeah, they're backhand.
They're backhand.
Yeah, they're backhand.
Yeah, they're backhand.
Yeah, they're backhand.
Yeah, in the backhand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why?
That's the dude that followed me for like 40 minutes yesterday.
Wait, is that the same one that gave you the puzzle?
Yes.
He seems like, yo, oh, you're insecure.
You're insecure.
Because I didn't let him follow me.
This is why the IRO is doing things to scare me.
Alright, bro, you should go there, though.
What's that?
A roof truck.
Oh, shit.
I'll show that.
Up, up, up, up.
Oh, shit, where?
Sorry, I got my hood on.
I see people do videos and it's quite cool.
That's quite popular out here.
Not as popular.
It's got his viewers, there's no one there
as popular as footballers do, but there's a decent number.
Bro, bro, stop, don't video that, bro.
Brandon, I'm leaving.
I was, I was there to ask back here, you,
but you cannot be running back, yo.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
No, no, I'm not telling you to leave, bro.
Sorry, I was just saying.
It's dangerous for you.
I understand. Sorry, bro.
This is a souvenir. Do not let me touch it.
Oh, God.
Thank you, buddy. Just be careful, yeah.
You get it.
Oh, holy shit.
He's got several social cues.
Brother, she's spoiling me. There you are.
I don't know what that is.
Is it another tracker?
No, but people like, if anyone's watching the stream,
please be careful of that.
printed behind me
the person can get you in a lot of unnecessary
problem
in London
they used to do the mad thing if you looked at someone for too long
dude that was just like
that was fucking
I spawned on you
squad respawn
jesus man
Wait, what is it? Is that down there?
Uh, I don't know. I'm throwing this away, man.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if it's a tracker or not.
Seriously, bro?
That shit is, like, odd.
Where is he?
It's funny, because you were just saying that.
Yes!
So you don't mean no harm, but you just gotta be there.
I know, I know, I know he's like a nice dude. He has no bad intentions, but dude.
Come on, bro. Social cues.
No, but you know what, I can't lie, it's even a blessing to have social cues.
There's a lot of people that just, they don't have that at all.
Yeah, some people just, they're just about to start walking with me.
Has that ever happened to you?
Like readers fan in the direction?
They just start following you?
Yeah.
It comes with the territory, unfortunately.
Yeah.
What's the rest?
A Jaguar.
You see this?
Are you straightening it?
Oh.
I think this is mine.
Oh yeah, that's him.
That's you?
Gaglar?
Is that a bee? Oh yeah, that's me.
I'll see you soon! See you very soon!
How are you doing sir?
Chilling
That's how it works
Yeah, especially here at the O2, huh?
You know, like different ways, so that's why I'm trying to do it more often.
Mmm.
Chad, what should we do?
Red puffer in the trunk?
Brother.
What should we do?
I think there's a lot we could do.
We could go to Spud Bros.
We never got to do that.
Noodle Inn.
We can go to Nando's.
we can go to the London Marcus we go shot what's our feeling chat what are you
feeling Nando's we hit the Nando's I'm gloaky kind of hungry so we get little
Blue Nando's.
Spud Bros.
Spud Bros.
Spud Bros. near me.
Shimshimiya shimshimiya.
What are we thinking?
What are we thinking?
Red Puffer will be in Nando's.
Uh, Rooftop Brick Lane, go home.
Max, collab with you, chasing your hair dag, go fuck yourself.
You know what I know, that brother should have been dead for like five months.
Brickston tomorrow I'm going to end tomorrow shine Lebanese grill okay
I'm gonna hit a Nando's bro. Oh, we'll be feeling what do a pole Nando's are
spud brothers. I'm hungry. I'm low key a little hungry
What are we feeling?
What are we feeling?
Should we hear little Nando's?
Shimishimiya, Shimishimiya.
Nando's or Spotbrills?
Lebanese Grill?
What is that?
Lebanese grilled Nando's sides.
What is sides bro?
Go to sides?
What is sides?
Sides?
Sides?
Fast food restaurant.
Is this like a McDonald's?
I see chicken tenders.
Bro.
Is this like a McDonald's? I see chicken tenders.
Bro. Old Sidemen's Restaurant.
Did ass.
Wait, that's fire. I don't even know where they got that.
Wait a second.
Tunnel.
We're in a tunnel.
Let's see how far it is, but that is an hour away, I'm not going to lie, I'm not going
I
Yeah, I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to put a pause on that I'll be real
Yeah, nah nah, I'm gonna have to say I'm gonna be shaman though, but damn or just mad for
Low key
I
Close one 30 minutes brother, what do you mean the close one is 30 minutes? How do you know where I'm at?
Tomorrow bro tomorrow we got five collabs lined up back to back to back to back to back chat come on here
Because of O2?
I could go desktop and then go Irel.
I mean, fuck it, we should stay out of our room, man. I'm not gonna mind that.
I'm not gonna lie, man.
This Jedi was hatein' him, hatein' me.
Oh my god, man.
O2 was so far, we got another W driving segment goin' around.
I shoulda said 40 minutes back to the room, man. I ain't gonna watch it go out.
Wow. That's two decrements of having decided we need to leave.
You must say I don't want to mess with a man.
I should be.
No, it should be good.
I like two hours three hours, but I'm saying three hours.
Five, nine, five, nine.
Phone call statement?
Always, yeah.
Let me call people, bro.
Who do I call?
Who should I be like, yo, I just made this Sidemen charity match.
I
That
Well, let me call Marlin there. Oh, yeah
Well, you should get put the light on looky
Nothing my laws gonna pick up he been in my a man
my line please bro my line my line I know he's back in Sweden he's in Italy
and he's sick calm moves your father come on
I
Yeah, boys
Yes, I'm live brother
Bro, what are you talking about? I was calling I was calling you because I made
the side mentality match I just want to call people in there and let the world
know
no I got invited because I completed a challenge and the last challenge was
60 push-ups and guess what your boy did 60 fucking push-ups
actually impressed thank you bro that's what I like to hear thank you man
I don't know yet. I don't know yet, but either what the winning team
I call Ron and then Lacey call me
Yeah
Bro, what is not a competition. What are you talking about?
okay okay that's your shooter bro if I'm gonna pull up on me again I'm
I'm hitting with a crazy backhand. I'm not even playing.
Well, that's her man's? That's her man's?
So Tim this year and I'm, I'm, what's the other part of you?
Then I'm letting you go to your day.
Thank you, bro. Yeah, nah, I'ma, I'ma be on a, uh, I'ma be on an offensive clip now.
And if you, I mean, and it's awesome.
Uh, it's so, uh, the way that the day is in.
You say what?
What day is it?
It's like April 18th, April 14th.
April 14th, say no more.
Is it like 6 AM or something, right?
Something like that, bro.
Yeah, are you gonna watch me?
Of course.
Let's go
Ain't no messing up
Yeah, there's gonna be a lot a lot a lot of sprinting uphill downhill a lot of
Bro clubs? Yes. Yes, I'm going to be playing pro clubs. I will be playing pro clubs.
Everything. I'm going to leave soccer for the football for the next three months.
Yeah, yeah, I'm single, I'm excited, I'll get to the rest of your calls. I appreciate that. I appreciate my silver medal and I'll talk to you soon. Be safe.
Alright, brother.
I am.
Hey man, W-W fuckin' moves, man. That's my dog, bro.
W's. W tag, bro. What are y'all talking about? Am I called Batro?
Yeah, I was that clearly Batro. Bro, did I call Moose before my father?
Man, bro, something's up with me, man. Bro, nah, nah, something's up. Yo, what is happening?
What is going on? What is ha- Bro, what are y'all- someone's smacked me.
Bad, come on, bad, bad.
Bad, bad.
Bro, why he must be busy?
Bro, my father didn't pick up?
What time is it?
He's working?
Nail so long. You might you might be working from it's 4 p.m. It's 4 a.m. No, it's not it's
Moves already answered
Stop
Because the current
I
Was mad early I think she on her flight to San Francisco actually
She on the flight that's in Francisco
It's hella rings it's hella rings going on bro
She's on her flight, bro
Do I call me my mom will pick up you think my mom will pick up
Hello, man.
Downstream, downstream, downstream.
That's a my golly line man.
Chill chill chill chill chill chill chill.
Yeah wait uh.
downstream downstream downstream but.
Oh uh I got itchy itchy itchy.
I'm going to the Sidemen charity match
the Sidemen charity match
football the football that football
No, no, no, like big 90,000 people what Jim me and
I'm also gay.
I'm okay yeah I'm so yeah yeah yeah I'm gay
I'm gonna get a tattoo I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a arm tattoo
I'm gonna come home with an arm tattoo every all my whole arm right here I just can't I
Now just get your hands together.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
All right, man, all right, man.
Okay.
All right, bye.
Bye, let me do that.
Five, five, five, five, five, six, seven, eight.
How do you think they react when you came
with a nipple piercing?
Nipple piercing?
What, bro?
You fake the vet, bro?
I don't understand this new language.
I thought I'd throw him, I thought I'd throw him.
you ruin his day
you fake vivette like a
what is this lingo bruh you fake vivette
I'm not trippin'
Fake events not plan bro. Never question mother that
cocky
Shimmy shimmy yeah, shimmy shimmy yeah, shimmy shimmy yeah, 5-9
I
Second-ring move picked up
You probably ended at the time zones bro must be mad early right it's 1 p.m. Over there
He ended his meeting call just to answer you
Come on that I doubt pick up from that always bro. I doubt always picks up man. We be going on air one dates
This shit is getting sad
You want me to cut through yeah, I'd rather kill myself
Yo, hey, I'm live brother. What's going on? What you doing? Why are you busy?
Oh
Oh, oh my bad, I just wanted to uh, I joined the charity badge. I just wanted like I just want to tell my friend
Yeah, man
Thank you. Oh, thank you
seriously
Dude, I I got invited
And I see
Yes, bro, yes, you you know
Thank you, bro. Thank you for you. Thank you for being happy for me, bro
We got a train we got a train we got a train
Who
Let him in, bro
You're
I'm on the line running back cuz I'm I'm way more fit now. I'm way up. I could beat you in literally any athletic competition
You're old
Too far my bad my bad my bad my bad. All right. Well, I don't want to take
What's up, I'm way who no no no no it'll be not Toby did
Yeah
Alright, alright, talk to ya man, talk to ya.
Some good dudes man, some great dudes,
some great fucking guys man.
Why didn't Ron say anything?
Now I think Ludwig getting that invite.
Call Ludwig?
I better call Ludwig.
What the fuck is that number?
What's going on bro?
Come on bro, you better be an L-man's, you better be an L-man's bro, don't be L-man's.
What?
What the hell is this?
Dude, are you serious?
He was- are you fucking- he was literally right there!
Hi, Farmer. I'm called Senator. I'm called Senator Shepard in her face, brother Chris.
Hey, Sam.
Hi, Sam. I'm live.
Hi, Jason.
Guess what?
What?
I'm in the charity merch.
Hey! You sure I got invited too?
Are you fucking out? Are you serious?
Oh yeah, I got invited like two weeks ago.
Alright babe, yo, you on that pitch and we on the same pitch, you better hope we're not on the same team.
Matter of fact, if we're on the same team, I'm still slightly tackling the fuck out of you.
Just a little...
Uh, yeah.
We're only here probably getting like two minutes of playtime for them on a day like we did in Lacey.
Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah, fuck no, shit.
They're on a day you ain't exactly like they did in Lacey.
I'd rather...
No, no.
On the back of London, you're gonna get maybe under two minutes of playtime for them.
And you're gonna be the mascot and you'll be in a mascot
Yeah, I mean yeah, I feel like it'd be hard to score with you in the goal. Yeah
No, no, no, no making a fat joke I saw what happened when you
Please please please please
I never even make that joke for you
Yeah, I'm crying I'll see I'll see you I'm going on Twitter right now. I'm literally going live. I'm crying
No, congrats on your charity match. Thank you. Thank you. She means a lot
What the fuck?
Caught James?
Caught James, bro.
See me, see me, see me, see me, see me, uh, 5'9".
Is James live right now? He's usually live more this time, no?
We'll see you tomorrow, we literally have a collab for tomorrow, a collab for tomorrow.
I think you're worshiping.
Ah, bro.
Oh my god.
This is just sad.
I didn't get the time to tell you that.
You not happy with me?
That's cool bro.
Congrats.
It's like nobody's fucking with you today bro.
I
Called true fuck drew you are talking about man called Toby
call JJ, should I call? Do you think he knows that I got invited or not? Wait, if I call
JJ I might actually get my invite revoked. Like, what if he doesn't know? And then I
tell him, he's like, what? What? And then he revokes my invite. Or that's a risky call.
You think he's gonna pick up? What? Or he'd be picking up my calls, okay?
I call him or not, then.
You pussy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck no, I'm pussy, that what?
No, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no.
That's risky as fuck.
That's risky, that's risky, that's risky.
That's risky, that's...
That's risky, that's risky, though.
I know who we picked up.
Oh, all right.
Cod, I'm a cop. I'm a cop.
Fuck it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
Oh my God. Oh my God. This is risky.
This is like, this is like, um, 100% risk, zero reward, bro,
because I literally am invited.
Don't risk our invite. Don't do it. Not worth.
My eyes were scared for no reason, bro
But he probably busy man, he probably clocked out put his phone on D&D. It's 9 40, bro
Like he's a hard-working man, you know probably worse than a dan in a night
like he needs his time to rest
Yeah, fuck
He what are you talking about call
You're saying called Duke Dennis, I don't have Duke's number
YBG? Oh, woz.
Woz?! I could call Woz! Wait, let me call YBG.
Let me call YBG.
Bro, my bro...
Hey, what's good? Bro, I'm alive.
guess what good news man we just got invited to the side no not another
Rolex we just got invited to the side man charity match man we go we going
bro yeah what why would I lie no no no we we know just me but like well yeah
But you you are a part of me, so I'm going which means that we are going
you on the field you didn't press me down
you didn't press me, he flied back with you and slammed you on your head bro you didn't do shit about it
this is not true, this is not true at all
I mean it is true, I mean did I blow your hide bro?
you just blew my whole invite bro
I'm sorry bro, I didn't mean it bro
alright, hey this time we gonna show out bro
I'm gonna show out Fax
no no we gonna show out Fax, we, we, we, we
oh it all are made busy
yeah Fax
I just want to tell you man, because I'm just excited. I'm just happy.
Ewww.
I miss you, bro.
Ewww.
Yeah, I miss you, bro.
I miss you too, bro. You- you-
Hey, they're holding the camera. I miss you too.
You miss me?
Yeah, you.
When are you coming back?
Soon, bro. Soon.
Hey, best time I want you to sleep over my bed.
Okay.
Alright, bye.
Wait, when are you coming?
What the fuck?
I'm coming like, I'll come next month.
For a week.
And don't be leaving me, bro.
bro next month don't be leaving me bro what does that mean you know exactly what
I mean wait February okay okay I was about to say bro okay yeah all right
I'll see you
Dude my neck is actually so itchy. I don't like that. I can't scratch it though cuz it's irritates bro
No
I'm gonna give the meat a scratch that's doctor segment what talk there, bro
It's so itchy what what it is
I
What it is bro
I don't know what it is, bro. It's so itchy. Ah, I need a doctor.
Bro, yo, why would you, you're crazy.
The vet neck. I don't understand this. I don't understand this shit at all, bro.
Like, y'all just do bro, making terms up and shit. I don't understand it. What does that mean?
It's hot. It's hot.
What's up with you?
What are you doing?
Small business.
God, bro.
What is it, bro?
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
John, we gotta go to the doctor tomorrow.
Did you try a new detergent?
For your clothes when you wash it, but what I would have been had it no, no, no, no
No, it's the same that church in am I dying what is it? Oh, I don't know what it is. It hurts
I just heard it itches
When I itch it hurts you have six collapse tomorrow lock in
Dude, that's what I'm saying, but I can't go wait. I can't go to doctor tomorrow
I got a text message saying my car is at 10 20 a.m. Tomorrow
So we got to wake up early, bro
Well, I got a full day tomorrow literally full day shoot into collabs
Related six so when I come back
I'm probably gonna go back to LA then go to the doctor and then I gotta get all my shots for the island and then
Yeah, I think that might that's what I'm gonna do
What about your neck?
Urgent care right now?
You think if I go to the pharmacy they'll know what this is?
You might as well, you wanna try?
Should I read that to the nearest pharmacy?
Pharmacy near me.
If I don't describe you the same shit that...
same shit that, uh, oh my god, but they don't got shit, I mean they closed, well, they got
a super store, they have a fucking chemist, late night chemist, what is this, late night
Chemist? I'm not going that way. What the fuck?
That's some fucking fool metal out in the shit. Alchemy?
Chemist is pharmacy. That's 24 hours pharmacy. Should I go to that then, Jack?
I'm just trying to find a plug for a bump or something.
You couldn't bring this here on the plane, so...
So, you're like a female.
Wait, but bro, what if they don't let me record?
They're not gonna let me...
Urgent care?
Urgent care?
Okay, I don't want to mess around with the laws
and the UK and all that it is.
So I don't know about sneaking the camera in.
Okay, so, end stream?
Brother, if I can't stream it, they're not there.
Then what's the point of going to the doctor?
Like, what are we talking about right now?
End
Bro if I can't stream my doctor appointment then what's the point?
Plus I don't even know if this is a real placement on Google it literally says late-night chemist, but it's like in all
Lowercase, I've never seen that before. Why don't we just try to start with baby stuff only try to Benadryl some shit?
You keep saying no, but like my go just try it
If I take a Benjer, I'm going to sleep.
Yeah, you gotta wake up early tomorrow in the morning anyway.
I fine, bro.
I take a Benjer.
Damn, bro.
Fine.
I'll take a bro.
I don't even see it.
I'm too itchy.
I'm too itchy.
All right, bro.
I'm too itchy.
I'm too itchy.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a kind of used to hearing that shit.
No, she not, right?
I'm be doing that.
Don't be doing that?
Don't be doing that shit.
Well, if we be rubbing together and traveling together.
No, let me tell you a story actually.
I was in a discord called Woz, Siggi and Lou.
We were meeting and talking about future streaming and shit.
It's a curl walked in and...
It's a curl walked in.
and I muted my mic, but like I was on Discord on my phone,
but I muted my mic on Discord on my MacBook.
So I didn't actually mute my mic.
So when she came in, I was like, come here, give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss, give me a kiss.
They heard all that shit.
That's fine, bro.
It's the way you present it, though.
Yeah, mom, I'm sure.
I should say it later, you need me a kiss.
I had a little baby voice in there,
but bro, you don't need to hear that.
You don't need to hear that.
No, no, I already heard that shit.
Are you kidding, bro?
Yes, I did, talking about what I'm,
I fell asleep one time and the whole time I woke up to,
what are you doing?
I miss you.
Oh, yeah, I don't want to sound like a new girl.
Okay, bye, love you.
I'm sorry, there's a cross right there.
Is that a pharmacy?
You trying to change the topic?
No, I'm serious bro.
We can talk about this while we walk in the pharmacy.
Bro, I don't even know bro, what is there to talk about?
Dude, it's so itchy.
Ask the driver.
Sir, do you know any pharmacies open at this time?
Um, probably in Nigel Road where you're going to, probably I'm not sure, but possibly in London, or just next to here in points.
Okay.
You okay though?
I'm just itchy.
Don't know what it is, it might be the Londonese air.
But you suddenly have it or?
Yeah, it happened on my flight here.
like my neck just got really brashy i don't know i don't know what it is
like bro it's so like i don't know what it is i can't i can't
dude it's a little bad bro you take a picture of it and post it on snap through
yeah well here's your video so i'm gonna try to capture that i'm turning into a zombie
No, no, no, you gotta, um, uh, do what I already did, what should I do, and then you put like,
the Q&A shit so people, a bunch of people reply, and then, yeah, a lot of interaction.
You are not a kid, take some shit seriously, not everything is content,
banner got my chat bro, I'm just kidding. Dude, I'm gonna take care of it, just bro,
this is not like lethal, like, I'm not gonna die from this, like, it's just itchy, like,
It's probably like a heat rash.
Itches when I sweat.
Brother, it's it's on my neck.
If it was like lethal, then I would probably feel actual pain.
And my throat might be like clogging up and nothing's clogging up.
Like it's just itchy.
It's like really itchy and my skin's getting dry and shit.
What if it's just EGGSMA, bro?
You could bend down.
Well, I'm gonna be at the house. It's not Eggzma.
It's not Eggzma.
I need to have a vet cream.
Y'all just be be- yo, yo, yo, y'all just be saying shit.
Pharmacy.
Pharmacy, what is this?
I'm going to reroute to this open, yeah it says it's open.
Sir I'm going to reroute real quick.
It's like real close.
It's about to always be muted.
So I just rerouted the destination.
like pretty close I just did it thank you thank you so much I bet though let's
see if this shit let's see this shit see what I got man
I
Need to go to boots which is open on all times. I actually order some stuff. I boots on Uber Eats
Your neck is fucked if it's getting bad then Super Bowl and an island and then GG I
Don't know what it is bro. Don't know what it is. It started when I was playing basketball with max
Have you showered? I haven't showered since.
I feel like that might be an issue.
Bro, come on bro, I gotta fix this shit before the charity match, man.
Even an island, bro.
Honestly, this is good, bro.
I might contract, there's probably something, some type of disease on the island, so I need
to be able to withstand itchiness.
So this is good like training, if anything.
facts
Honestly not bad
Horrible way to think about it. One thing about me is I'm an optimist man
All right, I could be literally on my deathbed and I'll probably think like at least I got it
I got to die and I'll be able to live in the shitty world anymore
Yeah, I mean I'm my optimist. I always see the good in the bad room. I don't know what I don't want to die
but you know at least bro at least I don't got herpes you understand it could
be worse like these brashes could be literally literal herpes I don't got
herpes I don't think I got herpes
the vet mindset like bare-mouth yeah yeah yeah you don't think no I'm like
Every positive I don't got that shit
That shit dead-ass spreading
Bro, that's just going up to my fucking neck like my atoms after like is it spreading
Look at all people your shirt on
Oh my god
I mean locally that that area that we rub the cream on
I don't know, I don't know.
This, this, this side of my neck was like,
swollen yesterday.
I feel like it's not swollen today.
Did you rub the thing on it?
No, I didn't.
I just didn't, I didn't do anything.
I just woke up.
Is it swollen still or no?
Yeah.
It's swollen?
I can't see from the side.
It just looked mad red.
Maybe we're going to train.
It's literally allergies or hobs.
It's worse than yesterday, the VET 19?
Bro, what is happening, man?
You should have changed the battery.
You should have made it.
You should have left it.
Yeah, right here.
Made it.
Quick battery, change it.
Quick.
What?
I don't know.
That's all good.
This is it!
Yes.
That's all good!
What is it?
What is it, right?
It's called...
Pharmacy.
Life pharmacy.
Too many walk.
What's up here?
Ah!
I have a disease!
I'm infected. Stay away from me.
Fucking Americans, meet your brother.
Is that it? Is that it?
Is that a bear?
It's close, man. It is. Life pharmacy.
Oh, really, let's go.
Yeah, for this, I'm going to get my cream, rub it on a little bit, and then we're going
to hit little Nando's.
I'm with it.
I have a t-
I can't with you, man.
Ah, sir, let's hit you.
Here we go.
Holy shit.
Here we go.
I don't need to shit, nigga.
I'll have some of that.
How you doing?
So, sir, I got like this crazy
rash on my neck.
I don't know what it is.
It's itchy.
It is this part is a little swollen any anything any type of cream or what do you think?
Not even a week
No
No, nothing only on my neck it itches no
Okay, thank you. It looks like hives to you
Okay, I
Did use a fungal cream because I did have some fungal thing before but it made it even more swollen
Do I stop that stop in it?
Do you know which one? Was it from here?
No, it was like something nitrate
That's prescribed
But I usually like it like a couple months back
What do you actually mean?
Do you want me to give you a treat?
I don't know, I can't give you an actual one
I'm, yeah, anything
It's so itchy
It's only like right here
That's it
Fucking hell
I think I got a vet 19 hey my fucking time sir
serious okay okay okay and it won't
like make my it's all good safe okay perfect okay okay okay okay nice that's
medicine
Thank you, man.
Shit looks bad.
How long have I left it?
So I flew in like two days ago from America and I had like a little bit forming and then
on the flight I applied like the fungal cream because I thought it was like some fungal
shit like I had before.
work? No, I just did it. And then it just made my neck even more red and itchy and swollen.
So then I stopped using that. And then, yeah, this is the product. This is what happened.
With the tablet, obviously, as I said, once a day, and then the cream, the supply of the
I'm not saying you do what you're going to do, but I'm just going to have to do the
amount you do.
Okay, yeah.
So what if we'll make it last?
Okay.
No, I'm repeating.
Nothing.
No lotion?
No.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
All right, perfect.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I'll check out.
Okay.
And if it's, if it's good, if it's still there, go to the doctor.
I would say, like, 10 days.
10 days.
Yeah, any day, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not like cancer or nothing, right?
Okay, cool, cool, because I went on Google,
and I was like, yo, you know,
but you know, Google, they be like exaggerating it.
Okay, yeah, yeah, not gonna work, though.
Yeah, that's the one, yeah.
What's the color of his hair?
Card.
I'll tell you, it's 2019.
Apple, okay.
Yeah, or?
Oh, this is like, I'm documenting my experience in Monday.
Second time.
Second time?
Did you see any difference?
Um, just like rainy and gloomy.
But the people are very nice.
Really?
Yeah.
You don't think so?
No.
Your people must be very bad.
Hey, in LA, if I went to a pharmacy and said, yo, my neck is itchy,
they would have been like, fuck, I'm out of story.
Why you should play it?
I don't know, I don't know.
Put the camera on, at least.
So I appreciate y'all, man.
Like, they, they, y'all know, they don't want to.
You want to put it on now?
My hands dirty.
My hands be dirty.
Yeah, I have some there, like, safe or something.
Wait.
What do you want these to?
Some hair restoration, you know, a little.
Can I get one of these as well?
He's, he's had that he seen me before, right?
Like a rip?
Yeah.
I have one.
It's streaming, isn't it?
Yeah.
You trying to fly the stream on me, or no?
Ha ha!
See, that's not...
Fine, man.
Fine.
Okay, I'll do my...
Too far, you didn't want me.
It's because my hands dirty, I was...
I was in the middle of this.
No, no, no, don't do it now, don't do it now.
When you...
When you go back to the...
Potter...
Clean your hands, whatever, after sharing, whatever, just...
Literally, just one amount.
But just keep on applying.
and don't stop
I don't know between 2-3 times a day
I just need to cover the hole up
I don't know how far back it goes
it's just right here
you show?
you see? it's up to you
now we're talking
now we're talking
come on bro
we work, arsenal?
y'all got work today
they just lost
they just lost
It's just it's just obviously you've taken a reaction from what that queen fucked me up
I should have put it on.
Honestly, you're fine.
God, man.
Just honestly keep on applying the pilot, you're not taking any daily medications?
No, no, no.
I'm just good.
Okay.
No stress.
Thank you so much.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
All right.
Well, I'm about to go to Nando's.
It was a little bit late, no?
Oh, there's one like walkable?
Come on, get a little of those. Cheeky.
Clothes?
I'm a fucking bloke, man.
any recommendations anything any good any good food
Oh
Yeah
What is that
What's up with these names you're not unique at all bro chicken and it just in the steak and lobster
Yeah
Okay, I'll show you I'll probably go to steak and lobster than that. That's a different
Sorry, madam
Staking lot steak and lock closes clothes
Oh chicken shop
Wait a steak and lobster is that is that a fast food? No, it's like kind of close that level. Yeah, you can make it
Wait, which one close out 11 because this one close in like 23 minutes
What's your name?
Snake and lobster?
No, chicken shop.
Chicken shop.
And it's on Lake Street, so it's on the way where Nambo is.
And it's on the side of the road.
Chicken shop.
Yeah.
Lake Street.
Chicken shop.
Chicken, as in, chick, I-in?
No, no, chicken.
Oh, it's the word chicken.
That's not.
Chicken shop.
I'll make it in time.
Yeah, as in, they close at 11.
And it's probably like 10 minutes.
10 minutes what?
Yeah, cool. All right. Hey, I appreciate y'all man. All right, y'all go on.
Help me with these crayons or they'll kill me.
I'm not allowed to do that.
Have a good one.
Nice.
Got some shit.
My neck.
Let's go.
Now I guess we got chicken.
That motherfucker was behind me.
what we're here with a crazy fucking combo
he's a fucking coin
stop playing with me bear over it's up now
15 minute walk bro
I swear, I swear to that.
Annoying American, bro.
Stop calling me a dumb American, stop calling me
annoying American, bro.
Y'all are awakened to you west at this point.
All right, y'all don't need to do that shit.
Y'all don't need to start with that.
What's going on?
Bro.
Oh, you follow me too?
Yeah, we can't have, bro.
Bro, why you keep following me, bro?
Me?
Yeah.
I've seen you
No, it's not
I've seen you yesterday
I forgot
I'm on camera
I'm on me
You want to take a photo?
If you're down
Give me a ride, let me see
Let me see
I'm going to give you some light
No, no, no, the target will make anything work
That's the best, that's the best.
The best photographer.
You know, you can keep walking, you can keep walking.
Oh, I don't have it.
You buy it, so everyone can see me.
See me, see me here.
See me, see me here.
I forgot where I'm at right now.
What's this man?
I'm chatting. I'm chatting. I'm chatting. I'm chatting. Hold on. Let's go.
I got a hose.
You want me to keep walking?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's your photography name?
Saws, though.
Not Saws?
Saws Visuals.
Saws Visuals?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, better.
Let's get a visual.
I'm still like like continue shooting and it's all there's gonna be best bro. Oh, okay shit. Am I I'm get I'm gonna pay
I
Can't be there what?
Pay for the photo. I know yeah, that's real
You're gonna be painted outside my chain. That's yeah, I did
I got where I do it all
Nice doing everything I give you two cameras on one time
Bro, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, my days!
F**k!
I'm not obviously loud, I'm good at editing, bro, so...
You don't need to go.
Not bad bro, not bad.
Not bad at all.
Not bad man.
Alright yo.
That was cool man.
Let's take a photo.
Oh stream pic yeah.
Alright man.
Take care man.
Can I go when you go?
Oh yeah yeah yeah of course.
Alright no place.
See me see me.
I'm going to go.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
I don't know, bro.
See me, see me, see me, see me, see me, see me, yo.
Oh my God, bro.
Bro, what are y'all talking about?
What is happening?
What the fuck?
What's up, fam, bro?
You gotta be faster than that.
Huh?
You gotta be faster than that.
How do you be faster?
It's so hard, dude.
OK, bet.
Test me again.
No, you gotta, I'm gonna do it when you least take a talk with me.
OK, bet, bet, bet.
Bro, what are y'all talking about in this chat?
Oh my god, bro.
stop! it's cold man
okay I think we're almost there wait let's just say nine more minutes bro are we
walking the opposite direction? no no no no no no no
No! What the fuck was that?
Sima Simias, Sima Simia, five nine brahas. Sima Simias, Sima Simia.
This should better be good, man. I got a good feeling about this.
That's a fire, man.
Sorry don't wanna fuck you.
Kick him, hell!
What?
Yeah!
What?
kick of hell what yeah what
yeah I saw a plan bro no more no more none of that no more following bro
I'm like that, I'm like that!
Honey Pokey!
Alright, we're gonna role play. Give me the bag real quick.
Huh?
Give me the bag real quick.
Alright.
Wow.
Are you gonna role play with me?
Wanna do that again? We did that in Paris.
No, hold up.
No, this is a different role play.
Oh.
Come on.
Fuck, I can't do that accent.
I'm gonna do it without that accent.
Jason.
Yeah?
shit stop but I got you a jigsaw fuzzle
you pussy you would not do that
I would do that, I want everything I love
I would do that
if he gives me another dick, I'm punching the gift
because I'm not punching him, I'm punching the gift
c'mon bro, that's smart
I guess you're doing that on camera?
Yo, he saw it with a fucking coin, I'm smacking the coin out of his hands.
What'd he say last time?
I don't know, bro, he literally ran up on me and shoved a coin in my face.
Yeah, but what'd he say last time?
Give me the coin.
I don't know what he said.
What'd you say earlier?
Oh, smacking the coin out of his face.
No, bro, you mimicked him.
I don't fucking know what you're trying to say, man.
Never mind, bro.
Look both ways!
You're not doing shit!
Alright bro.
Next person pull up on me then.
Again, again.
Why are you here?
What?
I'm not disappeared.
Hey T!
What is this, Boba?
Yeah, this place is good.
Oh, they fucking shit!
That shit is closed!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, man.
Not even for $100 tip.
Ah!
Ah!
$200 tip.
Ah!
Just think about it.
about it all right bye have a good night
five minutes away from the chicken spot
hopefully it's open just leave
My juice?
The gym.
The gym?
Yo, John, lazy as shit.
I asked him, yo, you're trying to go to the gym today?
He said, hell no, I'm trying to sleep in.
It was 11am.
I was falling asleep yesterday
on the clock.
Exactly, bro. We went to sleep like one,
two, 11am.
Hell, I woke up still, man.
Time.
You're not a grinder, bro.
grinder plus if I work out I'm gonna be massive and hold the camera so that's I
don't get legs Bobby working out less ab
hell no ab bro how about a treadmill do something get active man but the
tremor every day you walk around streaming for you that's my tremor
double lip bro should we go in the test goes
shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy
got your ass
alright man
four minutes away
bro four
four
you said that shit like fucking
five minutes
I want to listen to that song.
Shimmy shimmy you.
Shimmy shimmy.
Shimmy shimmy you.
What's that song called, bro?
Dave.
Oh, here we go.
That's what it is.
Exactly.
Is this the right song?
I don't even think they can hear it.
It's too long to the hook bro, I don't want to listen to anyone.
What is this?
Franco?
I think it was, bro.
Close.
What?
What?
I know you can.
Jesus!
No!
You're serious?
Come on, man.
Are you running I'm working? Okay, man. Hey, good to meet you man. Oh
My god, they got fall
There's no shot that's open to we try
You dumbass, you dumbass.
I don't think so.
Nah, that's at least, that's at least closed.
I'm a hoppin' there, what you wanna do?
You hoppin' you got the straight, bro.
Oh, what the fuck, fuck?
What is Tesco's to Americans? Like, is that a CVS or some shit?
One minute, wait. Almost there. Almost.
That floodplates open I would low key kill fall
John key check my bit rates failing right now. Yeah, that one right there
But the chicken shop is right here
Yeah, I'm no bit rate
Wow
Oh my god now I can't even see the chat bro this is fucking on my whole vibe.
That's it, how do I got is the backpack even on, can I even see it right now?
Shit.
It's right here, do you see chicken shop?
I see it.
Let's go.
What is this?
You want a shawarma?
Shawarma, hey.
Oh, wow, shawarma for a big.
Shawarma or chicken, what do you want?
No, no, it's okay.
It's not like a jazz, it's like a music.
Ah.
Ha.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
How are you doing, sir?
What would you recommend here?
What's the best meat, I'm looking for the best meat.
Not too spicy though.
Medium spicy.
Medium spicy?
Yeah.
Medium spicy.
Oh, good.
What is it?
Lamb sausage.
Lamb sausage, man.
Oh, yeah.
That sounds good.
Yeah, it's very nice.
It's in a wrap?
Yeah, wrap will have a plate.
What do you like?
Let's go.
Oh, I'll take a picture.
I can get a little wrap.
Get a little wrap, actually.
More of a large, what do you like?
How big is the small?
Oh, show me.
What do you like?
Is the size smaller?
I'll do the small.
Smaller than the large.
What do you want, man?
That's well.
What's in a plate?
I don't know.
What's in a plate?
What's in a plate?
What do they have in a plate?
What's on a plate?
What is in it?
Show them how to cook.
Oh, okay.
Can I get a plate?
Can I get that?
Huh?
No, you can't bring that.
Oh shit.
Well, be right in.
And megabytes or kilobytes?
It was megabytes of fun.
Oh, the fun, man.
Chillin'?
Yeah, we're chillin'.
Do you want a little bit?
Yes, please.
I want a small one down here.
A small little rat?
Yeah.
What's your small mouth?
Oh, I'm just kidding.
Yes, yes, yes.
Fun.
No, I don't want this.
I don't know.
Be right back.
Whatever's going on with it, what about this tree?
I
Can't even get a Uber bro. You gotta walk fast
Way to walk
Walk back walk forward a lot new maps new territory
But I'm lost in London. That's the thing. That's that that's what makes it risky though
You walk forward the big break it still
But but I'm the penguin bro
I'm the pain
I'm gonna keep walking forward
You don't even know that means
No, I can't
I'm the pain
You didn't know the story about the pain one?
No
The story about the pain was there
There's one single pain one that always leaves the pack and goes towards the mountain
Mm-hmm
That pain one's probably gonna die
That's you
Yeah, it's me, I'm the pain one
I'm gonna continue, I'm gonna go towards the mountain
Leave the pack. Reach. My goal for my goal is my dream.
Dad, where did you get her to go?
I'll do it to go.
Yeah?
The back door's open. The back door's open.
Do you have a restroom by chance?
The back door's open.
A restroom?
Right now.
Yeah.
Hey, hey Tom.
Hi Fred.
This guy is funny. I can't even read chat. Now I pay for this shit. Now I pay for this shit.
I'm about to tell him that it was a different price and he's gonna give me more money.
right we think illogical here or do I give him just pay it and be fair and be
a good a good camera like those times like 30 pounds like 40 pounds I'm gonna
say like 55 pounds
I can't listen to that one. I don't know.
You know what?
If you let me drink water out of that soccer place,
let me be a fair, let me be a fair, uh...
Oh, it's not even on there yet.
I'm good.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, I was really gonna pay for that shit, too.
I don't know.
What's up, bro?
What?
He's trying to cancel the wait, you know.
Oh?
Yes, it's me.
Brother, that makes for a man.
Yeah, I just got invited, actually.
Why are you here?
It's literally not even 30 minutes.
What today?
Today.
It's a morning as well.
It's not raw back at home, not invited.
Alright, I'm starting to pee.
No problem.
Separate, separate, separate.
No, no, no, no, together, together.
I think he thinks your parents are fine.
Oh, no, no, see ya.
Of course.
I think we're doing my first is that I ordered what if I get you this one no
Oh, that makes...
Damn, right?
Uh, to the sixth.
Wait, is that our vision?
Oh, you next.
Here we go, uh...
Hey, you take Zelda?
Huh?
Thank you bro, what's your number again man?
What's your number?
Don't say it Allah
Thank you
Wait, do you have self?
Makeup?
Apple cash?
I don't know. Yeah, he paid for me. I'm not paying back. I don't have A-M-X.
We have that fare?
No, I don't have a fare.
I can pay you. I don't have a fare.
I will pay you.
Do you? Do you?
Do you mess with me?
I don't know.
Thank you, bro. You actually came to watch.
Oh my god, it'll be mine.
Wait, this is your shirt?
Oh, why is it green?
Yeah, that's me, bro. That's the English number, bro.
Wait, why is it green though? I can't understand this.
That's a text message, bro.
It's comfortable.
Why are you touching your back?
Green means, um, like you're using the control.
Oh, c'mon. I got no Wi-Fi right here.
Shit, man, walk me in and I'll call you back.
Yeah, come on.
Alright, brother, let's go now.
Sorry about that.
You shaped my life, though.
You're fine.
You know you're taller than us, man.
I swear.
I said, hey, bro, don't make sure I have to be you.
Wait, are you taller than us?
Hell, yeah, man.
But how small is Ron?
He look like...
I give him niggas.
Oh, that's insane.
Oh, yeah.
Do you want me to cut a little, man?
What are you doing bro, I just, where's his arse?
Uh, I don't know.
Yo, ah!
Hockey? Is this arse?
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
You had a link guy on the side.
Yeah.
John.
Oh, Richard.
Richard, nice to meet you.
What's up guys?
Hi!
Oh shit.
We're here for about the 6th, or maybe the 7th.
What's your name?
Do you know what you're doing in the Valentine's Day?
Valentine's I'm going to be on an island.
Oh no you're not.
Not yet bro.
Oh yeah.
What island?
That's gay.
No!
Not FC.
That's gay.
Bro why?
Who are you missing?
I do.
I do.
I do.
I got a girlfriend.
But we're going to celebrate Valentine's earlier.
Oh well okay.
You busy?
Huh?
huh yeah I'm gonna be on the island oh yeah so I'm doing an island stream
where I gotta survive seven days trading by myself
no I gotta pay you back bro but I don't want to let you know you can be pretty
honest no bro listen there's people that don't get social queers
but I'm ready to ask you to follow me so I can pay you back.
I hear it, no I hear it.
Just my phone literally turned off.
I hear it.
Please, give me your Wi-Fi, man.
Please.
See you later.
Yeah, it's because you're on stage, my brother.
Really?
Are you saying you're fired?
How much must an apple pay you?
Bro, it's just saying no service!
No! No!
How am I supposed to get home?
you can just um if worse comes to worse you can just bail me at some point
I can't I can't fuck I don't even know where you'll get Wi-Fi
oh I'm very constricted on you mate. Do you want me to say anything about it?
no no yeah you can say this is like a stopwatch
I don't know if that station has Wi-Fi or that other guy has Wi-Fi
okay wait what if whatever if it's like a wait
Nah bro, what about this pizza place?
Taco Bell Wi-Fi
Taco Bell Wi-Fi?
Taco Bell Wi-Fi
That's cold though
Heh
Taco Bell?
I've never had Taco Bell
You've never had Taco Bell?
Aye, I don't- I just-
You gotta-
You gotta-
You gotta-
Wait, do-do?
Yeah, free Wi-Fi
Free fucking Wi-Fi
Yeah, but, no, I just got playing short chicken and wrap
Huh?
I just got chicken and wrap, I don't give a fuck about that
I'm not playing for that
Okay, okay
Wait
We don't fuck busy.
Do I have to walk in?
I'm gonna pay you, bro.
It's my mission.
You see Taco Bell or not?
Oh, Taco Bell guest.
I got you, bro.
Okay, I'm in.
Oh, you must be listening to Americans on there.
Yeah, I'm a little jet lagged, but I'm gonna get you great.
Okay, wait.
Text.
Oh.
Except, login.
Wi-Fi.
Did my text go through?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It did?
Yeah.
Wait, how come it's ringing? I can't...
Wait, I will cash?
Yeah, for more use, sir.
For more use?
$32.
$32?
Not said
I have a service
I am I am but I don't got my debit card on you go
Wait, can I pay you later?
I promise to God
Not for your calm you don't have to worry not just pay me whenever you can
It's not in my heart.
I've tried it before on the channel.
I'm very excited man.
If you say it's worth more to you than an award, that streamer award.
If you score a goal, stream the year, or get into the charity.
You have to do it.
Sure do you.
Really?
But, that's very hard to do.
I'm just trying to score.
How long do you think you'll get into the charity?
Probably, well no.
Longer than that you should go and match for us.
Of course bro.
Of course, of course, I'm trying man. Hey, thank you so much, seriously. Thank you so much, bro.
I'm gonna actually see you right here.
This one, this one.
Alright, YouTube safe.
That's a good guy right there, Chad. I'm gonna use this Wi-Fi to Uber home.
My my David literally just stopped working
W bands bro
Do I look like a Simon see all I can't get tickets. I don't want to get free tickets
They got no Apple cash out in London. Oh, you don't got people out. You don't got shit
I'm gonna get I'm gonna make sure he gets paid though. They use Venmo out here cuz I'm banned off Venmo
That's how it goes. You'll mess with my sister Louie.
Mess with my sister Louie, I'll get a stupid shoe right in your hand over there.
Paypal or bank transfer? Bank transfer, $32, man.
Are you answering that damn line? Huh?
Shibishibishibishibishibio.
Revolute? I don't know what the hell Revolute is.
Um...
How much is that?
I
Know now you got one chance opportunity over about it be here
How about this man?
Okay, yeah, okay, all right, give me right bro in the talk about
I'll take you straight to, yeah, shoot vertical for this move.
Stand up where they took you, you know, get the tackle bow on the back of anything.
I don't know why you're here here.
Let me get in front of the table.
Alright, alright.
What do you want to say here, bro?
Alright, bro.
South Fishman.
I said that before?
No, no, I just washed my hands.
That's why I'm trying to eat.
South Fishman stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
What's the meaning to that?
Well, what brings you...
Well, we were just probably like...
What's your name?
You're my son.
How are you doing?
What brings you to the party?
Life.
Life brought me here.
Yo.
How are you doing, man?
Are you streaming right now?
Yeah, live right now.
I'm about to catch a movie.
I'm tired.
Where are you staying?
I'm staying?
I can't say.
You want a picture or something?
Yeah, let's go.
Let's get in.
I got some movies on your paper.
Yeah, it's a good one.
It's good.
I've got something over here.
Can I get your chair?
Good thing.
Alright, cheers.
Have a lovely evening.
Bye bye.
Ciao.
I'm going to take the money.
One minute away.
Why not tell them to chow?
I'm going to try to chow.
You see how they separate the trash?
Why? What is this thing?
That's crazy. That's a mad like me.
I like your I like your
That's true!
Bless you.
We eat some bread.
We eat some bread!
Oh my god!
Don't do it!
We'll finish a few jobs!
We eat some bread, please.
We want to be happy.
Oh!
Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy!
Duke!
Sleepy!
Do you need some more?
Yes.
I'll be right there again, bro.
Dude.
Hey, they up there with R-Ram, bro.
They up there with R-Ram, bro.
Hopefully, this pictures came out good, man.
God damn.
What's up with my dad?
Big ass and strong ass sneeze big dick ass sneeze
On a different level. Yeah, all I know is the elite. That's elite. That's elite
He's the leader, bro.
I got a tracker on me.
Now I trashed all the coins and shit.
Oh man, what a day, bro.
Chad, how was today's dream?
How are y'all feeling about the London trip?
in London, how are y'all feeling? Y'all feeling good?
Ws? I appreciate y'all man. I'm gonna be honest, bro. I love London. The people with
the environment, besides the weather, shit's peak man. Shit is peak. Nothing
beating that first trip. That first trip man, the inside month, that shit was so
good bro but but dude I came out here not expecting to get into the charity
match I just want to go make content bro just squeeze little London trip into
my February month and bro we made it man we fucking made it sorry I was getting
a massage damn boozy ass now cutie I called you because um I wanted to tell
you I got in the top side man charity match cap nah it's not cap I did not
expect to get a challenge in London with Toby to go into this charity match but
let me tell you something bro you've got to take that risk sometimes you've got
to you've got to put yourself in lucky situations and you know I got lucky
got lucky opportunities to get lucky and you know that that a what a what a
fucking high today W QT what did she say let's go
bad news though QT Sydney is apparently invited to tomorrow when we go live
I'm being honest bro we might go live right after shoot because I feel like
there's gonna be people there so you should just bring that shit but uh I
I don't know, we're gonna last all the way to uh...
Nah, nah, we probably won't boot after, but whoever's at the shoot, we might cook up some ideas with them.
And PK's at night, but I might just stream at night.
We'll see, we'll see.
We'll do two streams.
Oh, no, no, no, no, it'll be one long, I'll show you, we'll put it right after.
But the shoot's at like 12, I think.
But we gotta wake at like 10, 20.
That's hard.
Shoot's at 12, probably ends at about 2.
Well, I mean, shit.
Yeah, probably.
Oh, we'll be fine though.
The battery's low, last one, man.
We got like 10 collabs tomorrow, bro.
It's better be a legendary Wednesday.
And then the next day is the final day in London,
and it's with my boy, Deji, bro.
I would call him right now.
I should have my call when I get to the crib,
cause,
actually,
last day is Deji.
last day is Degi and then um yeah
pfft pfft pfft pfft
ohhh wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
flight back bout to be slow to go
how did collab number keep going?
where did it go?
you got the key?
no
Bro drunk cow with the 20. Thank you boss key. Thank you very much
Damn, they're my shit myself waiting for you
You lost the key. I lost the key had John waiting outside. I actually like legit
That was like one of the closest I've ever shit myself
Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal has that game bro. It was a score to Arsenal Chelsea
my bar knowledge lucky being getting up what time tomorrow you just started
talking so either around 4 p.m. or around 6 p.m. most likely most likely or even
Yeah, 4 p.m. 6 p.m.
Almost like they know by tomorrow. I don't know right now. Be honest
That's around like noon EST noon EST
Probably like 9 a.m. 10 a.m.
PST good good and fast quick maths
Can you restart the stream I just finished my shift
Now how the fuck bro am I supposed to do that I'm already five hours in
How are you fitting five collabs?
I don't fucking know I
Not dead ass don't know
We gonna wear something out though yeah big Toby
W5 from boy
what you fall asleep no okay yes thank you very much
I don't
Hold on! Let's see the desktop side real quick.
Just a moment. Hello?
Hello? Is it working chat?
DEEEH! What are you doing?
Oh, let's go!
Five-minute desktop incoming echo?
Oh shit. Wait, I can read this mic.
Oh, what is echo?
Oh, watch stream?
Echo from what?
I'm happy to read it, Mike.
Echo, oh wait, wait for this mic. Echo? Somebody help, bro!
Is it that mic? Testing, testing, testing, testing, did it fix or no?
Did you add an audio source or something? No, I don't know.
Did you do shit? I don't touch the production.
back okay back all right yeah that's who we got I'm gonna look through the
com real quick
good little con segway let's see it's good okay
Jason calling himself a nonce that's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life
I'm gonna start giving him words and being like yeah this means you know it
actually be easier to do that too the daft yeah I didn't know what I thought
of not man yeah yeah I didn't know I saw clip of
what let's call him lady buddy I have an answer I'm a four-time
Spell to be champion
Wait
All right, is that right we're not selling you only one one way. No, I did only one one
Not I did I did one for
It's for it's for
I
Will be honest I said four before I've seen your text bro. That's just a negative three thousand three hundred dollars
I don't think it matters gang
I'm gonna charity match
Bro
Yo, it's me underscore alright go ahead and pull up to Jason's crib when he back in LA my boy redify will let you in no problem
Yo, he might bro redify my fucking throw a grenade in his mouth
He might actually just explode
btw, S.T.I.P.
fixed the nick!
ah bruh
something
context is they went to college to see how quick they would get 100 girls IGs
how long you think it would take jason to get that challenge
well jason's called the story
he's called asian bro
The king of asians and insocap
Whoa
Way back
The king of asians and insocap
But what they would actually happen a group chat saying Jason
Damn
I'll be honest boat
The boot chat servers must have been down because they didn't do that for me
I think the servers were down or something
That ass
They'll have it, hold on
That'll be red fire, I appreciate the support bro, that's not going to support, that's love
They blew bubbles on his shit and I can't lie
Got carried away
No more d-
Okay, everyone
Let's go!
Ahhhh!
Yeah!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
What a fucking moment man let's go potential boxing for opponent I saw
as I bookmarked it please if they do NMS boxing please please please fight it
I will they just gotta invite me. I would love but isn't she like a professional MMA fighter like I wouldn't need to pull her up
Like it's like a real fighter and bro. There's no girls that really know how to fight like that
I would love to see you
Too good. Be a bitch's ass
Not a bitch, of course it would work. Maybe she's one of the best in the world. I get the best of you
So now I'm gonna have to delete my channel forever. Katie B? Bro, you're not even in the same weight class
Like I'm gonna have to disappear from the internet forever
See that
Say fuck Scorpio 2, fuck Peanepoppy, a hundred thousand times, I'll wait in the house.
No way he did this shit, bruh.
You have my personal input.
No.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
So, yeah, let's...
What is this shirt, bruh? Yo, nah, bruh.
Do it!
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it!
I'm not lying, if you...
No, no, no, when I tell you be obsessed at your craft, no, not this type of obsession
man.
Be obsessed in creating your own videos and content.
And orange.
I can't.
Then push your face came in handy.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Congratulations.
You get to be Walgreen.
Let's go! Congratulations man, you get to be Warboy.
Man, fuck it, I'm down! I'm down boy! I'm down!
I'm inviting you four minutes to be in the charity match, 20-26.
I'm better. Thank you Toby.
Well done man, I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
YAY!
W fucking Toby, it's a good dude, bro.
What is this?
What is this?
We will get that invite or one way or another?
What is a stable talking about?
Jason and Ween disappears mysteriously tomorrow?
What the fuck?
WToby?
Bro scum bro, like what the fuck is this man?
VK4 this posted?
Yes sir, tomorrow.
The fuck bruh?
I didn't find it.
How you doing man?
Yeah, I'm chillin bro. Hey, you know where I can punch your places or what?
W1 to 5.
Good arts, good arts.
Oh god, bro. Nah, I shoulda, bro, I shoulda-
HEEEY! I shoulda said that bitch flying in, bro!
Bro, bro, stop, bro, don't be that, bro.
Bro, I'm leaving.
I want that ass back in you, bro, you cannot be running back, yo!
I'm leaving.
What's up, bro?
I'm leaving.
No, no, I'm not telling you to leave.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's dangerous for you.
I understand.
I'm sorry.
This is a souvenir.
You know already that what is it.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna take it.
Take it.
Be careful here.
Just take it.
You get it.
Holy shit.
Hey, over or under he pulls up tomorrow.
Over, under, over, under.
I
The big three
Pesh I time Rn following needle in
like
W fuckin stream today man. All right tomorrow. I might boot up that style first
I honestly don't know the schedule for tomorrow like nothing is fully locked in I just know how five collapse
But I'll probably I'll probably confirm some shit right after the stream
But that'd be a Sam Brown appreciate all the y'all for what?
you
you
you
you
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