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Stop trying to blame brainwash us wait chat
I'm not dying my hair anymore not bleaching it not doing any of that should I just go should I just go full black chat?
Should I just go full black right now or should I just let it grow out?
Yes
Not not a bad idea just cool just all black all black
You've been saying this for years by the way, that's why every other stream I say it let it grow out
You've been saying this for years buzz
Do it now or else you're not doing it low key today. I could go all black
all black Jason I could do that today I heard it's quick I heard it doesn't take
that much effort not a bad shout black could go black but the thing is bro once
I go black like there's really no going back my seriously like like long
Art is all gone. Like there's no let's no going back
It takes like six months for me to bleach my hair again, but I don't think I would do it again. I just go full black
Damn new new era time for a change low-key low-key
Excuse me the blonde that fucking up my roots and making me bald and shit
um but maybe today lowkey fucking let's go today let's go back to black today man
and see if I become chopped I'm down is this true eight months love you hey
thank you bro thank you two people from the mr. bees box challenge we're
Why?
Yo bro!
Who is making this?
Who is making this?
No bro, no!
Oh my god, this is not real!
This is not fucking real!
Hey, thank you, I've wrote David 11 months!
This is not fucking real, man.
Alright?
I did start singing my song in that cube though.
I started singing my song in that cube though and
You know there were some mixed opinions like there always are I mean that's just the internet that's real life everybody a music is subjective
But no one fucking left the box due to me singing okay I don't I'm not a fucking I'm not too slimy
Slimey, here it is.
You know he got a hell of a constant playing
when he started screaming debate
and I was going back to blackhead.
Yo bro, I've been debating here for a long ass time,
but I think it's actually time.
Like today is the day.
Today is the day.
Now do I go to a random salon and go do it
or do I call someone up and be like yo,
I wanna go black?
call fuck bro I don't got I don't know anyone though who can do it who can do
it for me cuz Loki the lack is really easy black is like it's just boxed up
it's just it's pretty easy cutie cutie cutie speaking of cutie the 7th me and
QT got a stream confirmed
We got that Tyler one one be one on Friday and then Jin see
Jin see or six tournament on Sunday
But low key let me let me call QT, but let's let's see if she can do it for me
And then and then we also got PO today
Let's see. I got little getting the PO right now. I'm gonna be honest
I don't even know if I have any PO I'm gonna have a burrowing out and that shit might be asked might just be fucking close
What is he?
Ask Luda, do it. Ask Sunny. Should I call Sunny?
Hello.
Cutie, are you on the podcast?
You're on Wine About It.
Yo, it's good wine about it. I'm live.
Hi Ray. Who's y'all's guest for today. Hey. Oh my baby profile. I mean. 35. Yeah. I'm going to have kids when I'm 28.
We're putting you on ice. You're not ready.
So you're asking me to download Hinge?
No, I'm not. I'm not at all.
You could have- ooh! Raya though. That could be fun.
Okay. I mean, I'm not accepted. Someone's gotta accept me.
Ooh. Any Raya's out there? You're on cooldown anyway. You're on cooldown.
I'm on cooldown.
You're on cooldown. Did you win the Mr. Beast?
Did I win the Mr. Beast?
Yeah.
He skips silent.
No.
What does that come out by the way, you know?
April 4th, I think.
April 4th.
April 4th, okay, okay.
Wait, I was going because I was going to dye my hair black today. I was wondering if you could do it.
Oh, he's going emo rap.
I'm not emo, I'm just going back to my natural hair color.
I'm here.
Wait, no, wait, it doesn't have to be right now, you know.
Oh, wait, but what time?
What if I pull up on you and y'all and then boom a wine about it content and I get content to
Say I was literally go right now
to the metalwork perfect so wait wait wait he's in the address because the
way is it far it's about it's far from him it's about 30 minutes from you yeah
that's fine that's fine 30 minute you're driving okay anyway I can shoot me I
consume it obviously right yeah well just don't talk to our address of course
and I don't ever leak okay so when you're 15 minutes out it's only your face
right yeah they'll only see my beautiful face of course and you're gonna
to bring all the hair dye stuff?
Do you have all the hair dye stuff?
I mean, what do I need?
Just box black dye?
Or that's it, right?
Because I heard black dye, black is easy.
Yeah?
So just box black dye.
I would like gloves.
Gloves?
Indeed, do you mean like a bowl or anything?
Yeah, yeah, a bowl would be nice.
A bowl and a brush.
And a brush.
Actually, we don't even need a brush
because it's just black dye.
So we'll just use gloves.
Okay
All right, so
Am I fucking like made for you, what's going on?
I do pay my dues when needed
I'm not I'm not a fucking water boy
So you'll get us a snack I get y'all snack
Okay, awesome. Make it a surprise. Okay. Hey, also
The eighth is coming up very soon. I just want to pre pre fire happy national on this day
I will be making a big-ass group chat and you y'all
Would definitely be added to that group chat very very soon. Thank you. Thank you, Jason. I expect flowers on the eighth
Yes, sir
All right, I'll see you in like 40 minutes. Yeah, that works cool
Wait, you said the address?
Yeah.
All right, bye.
This is a week in.
All right.
Boom!
Oh!
Oh!
We got a contact!
Hey, yeah!
Let's go!
Let's go, man!
This is what we do bro, this is what I live for.
This is what I live for.
Woo!
Let's go, man, let's go.
All right, so we got a code to say.
Where's John, bro?
John!
Yo, Johnny Boyz.
Yes, what's your ETA?
Three minutes two minutes actually I bet I bet I need you to boot up to I wrote immediately when you get here
I bet that that that that that that that that that we're doing what we doing though we going to Valkybara and cutie
We we we better I'm out of your black
Yeah, bro, yeah
Yeah! Alright, well, alright, yeah, a lot of content. Alright, bro, I'll be there. I'm coming up the hill right now.
Alright, bro.
Alright.
Oh, what was you trying to pull up too?
Ella?
You wanna go there and sit there and watch your tie your hair black, but I can just go home and watch this stream, the exact same thing.
I mean, I'm not bad. Yo, I'm not bad. I'm not kidding.
Yo
See how far it is
Not a bad show 23 minute drive
Okay, okay, great fucking idea
great fucking idea
Where do I order from CVS mom's changed the title to I have a lot of content plan getting my hair dyed black
Oh, no going black with
Valkyrie and cutie Cinderella
CVS
No, no Sally beauty supply
I got I got protein bars
But it was always like, you bring a snack,
so they'd be like, chips and like, chocolate and shit.
I have protein, like M&M's.
Yeah, I kind of make sure.
You know what, you're fucking like,
skinny popping protein bars.
I got cough drops, too.
Yeah.
Got cough drops, got mad shit.
Strawberries?
Yeah, yes, yes, strawberries.
I got, yeah, I'll put them on soon.
All right, all right, ready?
Okay, so what do I order?
Okay, I need a brush.
Bang, black brush.
Next, what do I need?
Black dye, hair dye.
Wait, is it dye or bleach?
But do I want jet black though?
Cause like my hair is like really, really dark brown.
You know what I mean?
Cause jet black I feel like it's like,
you know it's like very very too black nothing wrong with too black but I have
my my hair is like very very intense dark brown
jet black has a tint of blue jet black is like blue yeah fuck that fuck that
last time you were black you were with
Did you finish the packet?
What the fuck is this, bro?
You wanna hang out with me?
Yes.
Oh no, I think my PC's better shut off.
Oh my god!
Let it grow.
Click the clone on your Tazmart and don't fix it.
I
Need a PC okay dark intense brown. What about this shot? Does this look good?
That looks like mine like mom
Boom dark intense brown and you see the roots you see my roots is bad black
Yes, fuck it. I'm like it. Fuck it. I'm gonna get Matt multiple
I'm gonna get dark intense brown and then I'm gonna get and then I might just get um
Black jet black you know the more American black black hair dye
Black permanent green color
What?
I thought you thought I got to like two months. This bitch is molding
You dirty boy, bro.
I want it bro put it in bro put it in keep it keep it in the trash
Keep it in the fridge. Let it marinate
Is there different type of blacks chat or is it jet black
Liquid hair black. I'm just gonna get mad black shit bro fuck it
You're a retard yo bro not nice get this one six months let's go we be a
listen little up in this shit oh my hold on now bro you so chopped O.M.G. oh my
god bro hold on now hold on now hold on now I'm my who hold on now I'm out to
pay homage to that chat what are we thinking what are we thinking yo hold
on this could be a movie though and you know the big tic-tac will be we gonna
black you know what I need okay so I got a brush I got black and dork brown and
And then I need a bowl, a bowl, a mixing bowl.
Not bad.
I'll get a purple mixing bowl, gloves, black gloves, nice, naps, naps, naps, naps, naps.
And then, and then, and then I'm going to put the dress in, and then, let's see, oh
What a fucking good day today is man, what a great fucking day am I right chat
Nice
Towel
Wait, I should probably wear something that I don't want to want to get like dirty, right?
Cuz this shirt low-key I got that I brought this shit from Arlington because it fit real nice
I I look you want to just like wear something that's king is like a beater or some shit
You got location
I think I'm done
Shit I got to redo it because different dress okay, so brush bowl brush bowl
Fucking I'll get this snacks, bro. I'm gonna get him some fucking
feastables downstairs
Facts or not. I mean the barrel like
That way back that counts that counts, but we got feastables not feasible in the crib. Oh
Jason, what do you mean? I'm ordering from one place
dick head
They're giving you content. Wait, but so am I though. I'm going on the patreon
Okay, fine, bro. I'll get him snacks do the ding
I'll get him snacks
W Jason
Thank you, bro. Good boy. Watch our mouth. Oh
Watch out mouth
All right, so I got a brush a bull a hair kid gloves and like mad hair dye
That's all I need right and then snacks right
Table I'll just bring a towel and then
Yeah, I think I think I'm good
All right. All right
Go yard bags watch watch out bro watch out
Sim segment get some cute hair clips. Yo, what if I become chopped, bro?
What if I become chopped?
I'm scared
Become yes become all of good y'all for y'all tripping y'all tripping y'all tripping y'all tripping y'all tripping
Chill out bro, I'm not chopped
Does he know
this you a black here I don't know if I like that and that's mad black like
that's not my natural black my that's not my natural black happy six
turn into this
Why is he doing that?
He's doing it.
He's going to be a bad boy.
He's going to be a bad boy.
What?
Ron's chopped.
All right, all right.
All right, y'all ready?
Jay.
Yeah.
Shut up.
I'm looking like an Uber, bro.
Shut up, Uber or take the Buck.
I'm not trying to drop, bro.
The Buck.
What was what was you trying to drop?
Wait you want to drive the box that ass
Hey, wait, have you ever drove my my baby?
Let's go
All right.
John, you ready?
Yeah.
Here we go, bro.
Let's go to see Bill and Bill.
Let's go to see Bill and Bill.
Change shirt, I bet.
All right, so towel, snacks, okay?
You sure, Valkyrie is not gonna like this.
Valkyrie and Cutie, some kind protein bars?
Bush.
Come on.
I feel like you should get like an assortment of stuff.
Assortment.
Fucking assortment.
You mean a case of water?
Couldn't bring a case of water, that could be the thing.
Alright bro, I need a towel.
I actually uh...
Need a towel, fuck.
Need a shirt.
Oh, this is a be-your-shirt I'd be wearing.
Uh, be-your-shirt I'd be wearing.
What are you missing, buddy?
Fuck that.
Sorry, fuck that.
Chill, chill.
Let's not with the hard guys.
Okay.
And what do I need to have?
Towel?
Towel?
We're usually at the 30 tall.
I've been sitting on the rack for two months.
You talking about this one?
Yeah.
It's kind of wet though
Can I use it this morning? Yeah, might as well use it, bro
That's the only way that you're gonna cycle out that towel, bro
How long I just that shit gonna know why
Is that the same
Don't put it on my shirt too?
Yeah.
No, I'm not smelling that shit.
Smell it!
It doesn't smell bad.
Smell it.
Smell it.
Oh, God, it doesn't smell bad.
Yeah, it smells okay.
It smells good!
Yeah, it smells okay.
You're tripping, bro.
That's actually pretty good for not washing it for like three months.
Exactly.
Okay, so, fuck it, I'm gonna bring a bag and just put a bunch of shit in the
bag.
Um, empty bag?
Damn, this fucking place is a mess, man.
Who would get a cleaner?
Or just clean it myself?
Probably would be a good idea.
I got a flex on him.
Pop out some Goyard, pull it with a may bag.
Exist.
Pop out.
How cool you are, huh?
Yep.
I saw you boys and put it in there for them.
Oh, that is disgusting.
All right.
Yes.
All right, let's go.
All right, well, let's just go.
Ray Richard and you, LMAO.
Yo, you want to go bang for family, or you want to go bang for family?
You want to go bang for family?
Dirty towel in the go-yard? Yeah, that's how I'm moving.
Tell the brand to go bang for bed.
Wait, I got nothing to do with you.
Just like spying on Marlin or some shit.
That's a free bike! That's a free bike!
Ain't I stupid? That's a free bike!
It's 2025 and all the way.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hey
I'm not gonna lie you look good, bro. I was looking for a distance and I was gay to say it but
Hey humiliation ritual boy
Hey
I'm out of go black.
Well, slow down, slow down, slow down.
You finally going back to your career?
I'm going black.
No shot.
Yeah.
Like silky black, like blue black.
Wait, what?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I'll listen.
Because you copied my blog, so I want to do my own shit.
Listen to me.
Yeah.
Next week.
You know what's going on?
Please, you're such a leaker.
Don't leak anything.
Like, you know what's going on?
You probably don't know.
What's next week?
I'll show you because a lot of guys talk to the off-screen about this.
Oh yeah!
Right?
Yeah.
I feel like you can say that.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He said it, he said it!
That's not even that bad, but you know who's doing it?
I don't.
You don't?
Don't tell me.
It is lowkey good for the set five.
Some cool people yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, I didn't know you're doing it
Excited wrong that excited, but the thing is how do you do it?
Well, yeah, oh, you just go stone
How you usually do it, man? Oh
Lacy's wait, what is she doesn't even know?
Oh my god, man, Lacey doesn't know shit like a little it is
I'm gonna go black. Okay. Yeah, go black and uh, let me know how that shit looks
I could borrow some hunters?
What?
What?
Yeah.
Hey, I'm going black today.
Huh?
Going black.
Why do you have a do-dash here, though?
I got a job.
Huh?
I got a job.
You got a job.
Like you had a do-dash?
You had a do-dash and thought you'd play today.
Yeah.
That's fire, man.
I remember going black.
Going black.
What?
Going black.
Hey, make my head black.
Remember that.
Jason, we just got a black history of food.
I'm going black, bro.
Who's that mean you're going black?
My hair!
Oh you're going to get your hair dyed?
Yeah, it's time bro. No more fried hair and tasting.
No more blonde hair. It's time to go back to black.
Okay, well hey, if you need a little dourash, let me know.
No, I just ordered a dourash.
Well you're going somewhere to get your hair dyed, right?
Yeah.
It's in your body.
QT and Valkyrie are going to do it for me.
Okay, well like I said, if you need any food, call me up. Tell me what you want. I'm good at bringing it to you.
Okay, I bet I might need to get there some snacks.
Alright, bro, pop out the thick.
Let's go. Let's go.
Whoa.
I'm scared, bro.
I haven't seen my natural hair color in so fucking long.
It's about time though, bro.
Like I'm a truong as a human being.
It's time to, you know, be better, man.
Shit.
Whoa, he's a driver.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, whoa, oh no, no.
This is the end of this movie for sure.
Yep, yeah, past.
Yeah, my car details tomorrow.
It's about time, bro.
I haven't had that shit detailed in fucking months.
It's so dirty in here.
What a fucking day, Chad.
What, okay.
I'm gonna door dash some snacks to the area.
What do you think?
If I were cutie Cinderella in Valkyrie,
what would I want to eat?
Wait, you need the address, right?
Yeah, yeah, I can't throw it in the...
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
If I were a cutie and fruits, mayo, Dubai chocolate, no boo, that's not a snack bro.
Wait, it's just down the middle.
Popcorn, I won't leak Addy. Just tell me what you need. I'ma be out in DoorDash.
Alright, bad Lacey.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Sharkootery board? Can you even DoorDash or Sharkootery board?
You said makeback mode?
You said make-back mode it's on the menu I'd have bought me like a black bar on
the menu this is there's aero this is dynamic on the
make-back mode there you go
air wand cookies Jake Lacey got that lifetime door-ash huh
aah, charcuterie board
nachos
they def, they def some hot cheeto girls
i feel like cutie would literally die eating hot cheetos to be honest with y'all
i think cutie's like a cupcake type of uh person
like oh i like cupcakes like wine
um
uh baby carrots and ranch that is actually pretty fucking valid i feel like they would
eat some shit like that no not on some hippie pee shit at least he's gonna eat the snack
before he gives him to you title kind of crazy not gonna lie endless content going black
with cutie Cinderella and look at this yo that's crazy i my hair my hair
Jesus man holy shit
nachos sushi
Fuck bro, I'm not gonna lie
bro, I'm not just
shit there
Fuck it up cvs
Cvs
Um, so you gotta be, oh, walkerings, 11 minutes away.
It'll be, it'll be, uh, uh, let's go with, um, fuck, what is, I don't know what they
like, chat.
Ask Lacey?
The fuck with Lacey?
No, no, Lacey's the door-datcher.
Uh-huh.
You think they would be okay if Lacey pulls up?
Fuck it.
I mean...
How is she?
She's just pulling up and then dropping it off and leaping.
Yeah.
I bet, I bet, I bet.
No.
You can't ask?
But he's the door-dashier.
You don't ask someone to be like, yo, can a door-dashier pull up?
He's not even live, but obviously he's gonna go live to deliver fucking food. That's his concert for days being a door-dash here
He won't leak
Because Lacey is tons like tens but fat
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
Man, play that Lover's Distringe next!
I bet
You said skip to the chorus? I bet
I ain't coming from the bus to str-
I was in the earth
What's wrong with you?
You ain't!
You ain't!
You ain't!
You ain't!
You ain't!
You ain't!
You ain't!
You ain't!
You ain't!
You ain't!
This is one of my favorite songs, what do I have to feel?
Fucking hate in the ass chat, bro.
God, bro.
Hey, listen, bro.
We better get our hair black.
We better go black for...
You know, I've always said, should I go black?
gonna have days of no content but it is actually happening today because I've
officially decided that I'm balding and I don't want to balder anymore and I
don't want to bleach my hair anymore to blonde and it's not to mature and go
back to black my parents will be happy for sure but let's see if I become
I need that PBM special whatever save fucking PBM's airline
Bad genetics plus turkey visit if I ever see any signs of bonding I'm literally
keep looking my first class to get to Turkey.
Okay, wait.
Uh, I'm just like,
literally, wait, yeah, just zoom into my face or something.
Yeah, yeah, I probably do like,
uh, now you can zoom into my face and I'll do like this.
I have.
You see, you see how,
you see how this sheet just goes up
and you can't see the back?
Yeah.
Right back there.
Also, look, boom, boom, right back.
I can't see through this shit.
Nobody can see through this shit.
Makeback
We can see snow no you fucking can't bro
My god, bro
Yeah, that's don't need to die. You only have a little bit of blood left half of my head is blonde
It's Lee half a half. So it's kind of chop bro and and like
I
Lacey's gonna dash for you. Alright, alright. Let me make a list for Lacey then.
Let's make a list for his ass.
We get a lot of expensive shit cause you don't have to pay for it.
Oh my god, you're right.
Some good shit.
Okay, okay. Yo chat. Help me out.
Lacey's my new dasher. He's had to pay for everything.
So, so make a big ass list for me. Make a big ass list.
Ask him to get snacks, he's an expert.
Airwan cookies.
Oh, yeah.
Airwan chocolate chip cookies.
Those were so good.
Okay, what else?
Um, what else?
Flowers.
Flowers.
Um, wine.
I don't know.
What else? Flowers. Flowers. Wine. What type of wine? What do older women, what do women
like, like, like mature women like, like, white, white or red?
What's it like, Chardonnay?
Chardonnay, what now?
Chardonnay?
Chardonnay?
Chardonnay?
Shard and Nate one.
Yo chill, yo Joe, my bad, that's not me, that's not me, that's not me.
That's not me, that's not me.
Wait, I just realized what she said.
Yeah, that's right, that's not me.
Uh, what else, what else, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next.
Uh, Saratoga, fuck you, let's get a little Saratoga, it's two, Saratoga, as a matter of fact three, I want one of those, it's three Saratoga waters.
Yo, I'm running out of some bills.
Uh, fruits, bowl of mixed fruits.
Um, charcuterie board, charcuterie board.
All this shit, everyone
Haley Bieber smoothie
Every fucking go bro. They have to be cat's eye smoothies. Oh cat cat cat's
Gabriella smoothies cat's eye Gabriella
you
you
you
you
you
You
and I'm not tipping make his ass work bro they don't even know he's coming
ah man this could be a very bad idea bro how is he not gonna leak on a fucking
scooter
I mean, just point it like straight down there.
Yeah.
Just tell them.
There's a thing called covering the camera.
He won't leak.
No, he's not going to leak, bro.
This is not you John John
What you're talking about place?
Just zoom in to my cute face, bro. This is the last time you're gonna see me with blonde hair
Literally, this is blonde Jason. This is the last time
Y'all see blonde Jason bro, so screenshot it miss it love it. It's the last time
Let's put on Kevin G before
It's time to go black
Let me look one up.
There's a die-com.
The die-com's order delivered.
Order fucking delivered, man.
Just in fucking time, man.
Just kidding.
We're 30 minutes away, Chad.
Let's get a W going for the driving segment.
Yup.
Black with Auburn's highlights can look good, settle hard to see you done right.
Yo, it's not Sims 4, I'm going all black.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not fucking with my tan bro, how do I go back to, how do I go back to my other skin tone?
Anybody know?
Do I need Michael Jackson in a bleach mask?
Bleach. So you're racist. How the fuck am I racist? I don't like it. I don't like it.
Cause like it like makes my eye bags darker. It's not racist man.
I'll find somewhere to park okay just keep the camera
okay just cover it all right buddy
John's gonna cover a camp for a bit though until we get in okay so everybody just spam
I'm aga
You ask them if there's parking somewhere and text me where
You ask them if there's parking somewhere and text me where
Hello.
How are you?
How are you?
You're a little...
You're a Sally's man.
Oh, we don't even sell.
Oh, I'm from a home.
Oh.
Look, that works.
That works.
There's no parking here.
That's the parking.
Oh, that's no parking here?
No, no, no.
You guys, can you hear me?
Yes, I'll get out of here.
The Lord is currently waiting for parking.
Hold it.
I'm going to turn the lights to stairs.
I don't know what elevator it is, but it's not this one.
Hello.
Oh, wait, you can show it to him now?
You can show it to him once I get it to finish.
Oh, don't you worry.
Wait, can I get it behind the scenes?
Ready?
Only thing, just like dog show, the door card.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right, we're about to swap over to the page right now.
Jason, the lead has just showed up.
Jason, the lead has just showed up.
Jason, the lead has just showed up.
We are going to, let's just leave the vision and have anything else for us.
We'll just finish Vincent and then we'll be good to go, Jason.
No worries. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna just watch y'all.
I know, but is there anything else for Vincent?
Oh, uh, sorry.
Nope, okay.
Oh!
Keep going.
Keep going.
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We are going for a bonus episode
where we will be dyeing Jason's hair.
Yes.
Making my head black.
He's going black.
He's going black.
Going black.
We don't know where he's going.
OK.
He's there.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Peace.
All right, you guys are OK.
Perfect.
Welcome.
Oh, you brought a snack?
Oh, snack?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got it!
no no no the snack is on the way
trust, trust
I love the board
you want everything you need?
because if Ray and I do the lapel mics and then give them a handheld
or
would it just make sense to clip his stream?
oh yeah, we could just use his stream while he's doing it
we can do that too
we're just gonna stream
you're a part of our patreon so
hey, okay
I give Jason a clip-on and then whatever works I mean we should do clip-ons anyways yeah
I want to yeah that's why I was thinking if Jason's sitting down you can do a hand held
Oh look at you, you're like ready, ready, ready, this is such a fun surprise
Mm-hmm, and this is a towel I use I haven't watched this one in like three months. Oh
But it doesn't smell I don't believe that let me smell it. I don't want it. No, there could be is there come on it
No, I didn't say it was like four months. It's like three four months
It's like three four months
I just have a lot of towels so...
Eww, fucking ew!
It's not too ill!
Oh, no, no, no!
It's a little wet, I use it this morning, so...
That's so gross.
Okay.
Come on!
It's not so bad!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
The patriarch said...
Okay, here, here.
Swift!
Oh, thanks, Emily!
Is it good?
Swift, thanks!
See?
Let's go.
Okay, alright.
Sounds good.
Wow, Emily!
That's so nice of you.
I wish I had more socks oh here do you want mine well I have crocs well do you want socks
and I'll just go sockless clean I've seen your feet before I don't know fuck is wrong
with you oh my fuck it why are they orange I don't know they've always been like not normal
Yeah
You're gonna get put on a website
They are weird for that I'm not weird for showing my feet innocently. There's a website. I've seen my
I know I know I know
Money doesn't come overnight
You're the issue it's not me who got kinks
Pull up Jason's stream on TV.
You want this?
I'm good, bro.
Thank you.
Wow, you'll smell his freaking towel, but you won't smell it.
Great, great.
You can have my socks.
I'm good, bro.
These are clean.
These are clean.
Why are they clean?
You haven't washed your shower towel in how long?
Because you've come out the shower clean.
You're okay, Swift.
You've come out the shower clean.
You're still scraping off skin cells.
You don't wash your bed sheets, huh?
I do.
And bet she's like once a month.
That's pretty good.
All right, we need to get a stool.
Okay, we got a stool.
We got...Swift needs to be in his seat because he's uncomfortable.
Here we go. I'm not gonna lie, I'm scared.
Oh!
He's got like arthritis now.
Ah, sis.
Swift, you're old.
He is old. He went to the vet this morning.
What dogs are here?
Just Meika and Benny and Swift.
All the dogs.
Meika.
Ooh!
Yeah, that's a stool I almost used on the set, but I couldn't return it because it took three months.
Hopefully we won't spill on it. Well, let me just put the Cheeto blanket over it.
Yeah, we can put the towel on it.
Yeah, because I do like it still, but I don't know where we'll use it.
Why are you going black? Can your personality change?
Yeah.
You know how it is.
It's like when a girl gets fanged.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I need something new in my life, like the black, and my hair's like just fried.
You're nice and tan now. You're very tan.
Yeah, very tan.
Oh, that works.
Alright.
Should I use the clean towel or my old towel?
Oh, that's broken.
I broke this.
You did?
Well, it's a bed.
Oh, no, the light's been broken.
It's good, Patreon.
Yeah, we haven't done our intro yet.
Oh yeah.
He's getting us mics.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Tell us.
Okay, alright.
Wow, it's Sally Beauty, huh?
Wait, so do y'all know how to do this?
Yes, of course.
All we do is smear it around.
Okay, I heard black is very easy.
It's hard to go lighter.
Exactly.
Your hair kind of looks awful right now.
I don't think it looks that bad.
It's due for a little touch up.
Yeah, yeah, I haven't been a while since I went to the salon.
Test, test, test.
How's the audio for you, Chris?
Jason's record's on his mic, right?
So it's just these two.
It's recording on everything.
I think you're there already, right?
Yes, sir.
Oh, yes, sir.
No, I shouldn't have given you a break.
Hold on.
Everything's on the record.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
OK.
It's already recorded.
It's strange.
It's so good.
OK, so you can come on it.
Yes.
OK, great.
OK, great.
I haven't hit the floor on anything at all, so...
What a fun and prompt to...
Yeah, this is so random.
Yep.
I wasn't expecting this to end.
Mad random, you know?
But, you know, it works out for the both of us, you know, Patreon.
What did you decide to want to dye your hair?
Oh, I had no content today, and then I was like, um...
You're like, oh, I'm just gonna do something crazy.
I mean, it's not that crazy.
It's just like my natural hair color.
And, like, it's been, like, a year and a half,
and my hair's been fried for a while,
and, like, my parents didn't want me to go back to black.
go back to black and um...
You got a lot of reasons to.
I thought that's a new stage of my life.
It's a new era of his life.
You should give it a tattoo.
Like he's?
No.
That's my advice for anyone going through a breakup.
Give it a tattoo.
Give it a tattoo.
I don't know if I should.
You want to give me a tattoo too?
Yeah, let's do it.
Ooh, we can do a pokey stick.
We're running on everything, so just let me guys
already know that you're the intruder student.
Okay, thank you.
I'm going to go get one of these.
Oh!
All good.
You're going to go get one of these.
Where are you going?
I'm gonna go get wash.
Oh, great.
Oh, okay.
Wash is washed out.
Wash, wash, wash.
I just tried to wash.
He drove me in.
Okay, all right.
Sticking poke.
Sticking poke.
Yep.
Poof, poof, poof, poof, poof.
I kinda do wanna get a tattoo.
Oh, boy.
A leg sleeve.
Okay.
Oh, the whole leg?
Leg sleeve.
Do you know what kind of tattoo you wanna get?
Maybe a dragon or something, shit.
Mm.
Yeah.
A dragon.
A dragon.
I'll get a default Asian tattoo.
All right, you ready?
What is that cartoon show with the Asian guy with the dragon?
Uh, Jake and American Drake?
Yeah, oh yeah!
Yeah, but not a ball.
Okay, Chad, this is gonna be really kind of strange
because we're double dipping on you
because this is our Patreon episode.
Yeah.
So technically you're getting a bit of a freebie,
which is fun, but we are gonna do a bit
of a formal intro, so, sorry, this is a little strange.
Patreon!
There you go.
Okay.
Ready?
Is that an intro?
Are you doing it?
Yeah, take it away.
Go.
Hello, why not about a Patreon?
Welcome to our episode this week. It's a little strange. We have Jason the ween here
We didn't notice happening until literally as we're filming the main episode and he needed help dying his hair black
So we're gonna help him out. Yeah, so we drink some wine
What but that it's called wine about it. That's what I keep telling her
I don't think number one keep that mic by your mouth bozo wait. Maybe I give them this okay
Yeah, you think you can hold it. I mean you're also bad
It's fine.
I'm learning.
I'm learning.
She's got a motion.
She's got a motion.
Thank you, Scootish.
I am getting better.
What if the bleach goes in this month?
There's no bleach.
There's no bleach.
It's just dye.
Okay.
Which is funny, because you got...
Who got this for you?
A boy?
Me.
Oh.
Okay.
Wait.
Demi-permanent.
Why did you get demi-permanent?
I don't know what that means.
It's not gonna...
It's gonna...
Some might wash out, so I feel like we should go all the way dark.
Are you sure?
Wait, blue black or black?
I don't want blue in my hair.
I got multiple options because my hair naturally is like dark. I feel like really dark brown
right
Like I want to I want to go as natural as I can
I've seen people go like jet-black and it's like
This it's like it's like nasty. It's gonna be darker. It's gonna fade every time shower
I don't shower that much. I don't know what from you think. I mean we could
The nice thing about you shower
Yeah, I'll shut your day.
Because he doesn't shower, though.
Yeah, I'll shut your day.
OK, I think we go with this black,
because in worst case, if it's not dark enough,
we can go over with this black.
Because wait, wait, what about the dark brown?
The dark, intense brown.
Or is that too light?
That's not dark enough, right?
Or I don't know.
I just got it, because the brown is like a very safe pick.
I think you shave your head.
No, no.
Come on.
Come on, you'll grow out so fast.
I don't want to become chocked.
We don't know what this is.
What is this?
Is this even a sense of shine?
This is.
GG's, man.
This is.
You bought four different types of dye.
Cream, hair color.
Why don't you just pick one?
Because you're not going to use all of these.
There's plenty of options to choose from.
I mean, this one is a permanent.
You've got demi-permanence here, but I don't know
what to call it.
Did you look at the samples?
No, I just started picking shade on Uber Eats.
Okay, oh you ordered this on Uber Eats? Yeah, because you told me 20 minutes. I so I had a multi-task
I think we do jet black and it's gonna fade no jet black is blue though. I heard right
But the thing is your hair is bleaching so it's light underneath the dye and it's gonna fade lighter
What if we do a mix you know what there's a spark in the whatever
My head intense dark brown. I mean you need a haircut anyway. You do you need a haircut?
I just got a haircut really because I don't get tapers anymore. I'm a grown man. I don't get fades
The only children are we are fates only for children. Yeah, those are definitely for children
Wait, that's your uber shop
They're dashing oh, that's wait and he did that no he didn't do that this one was a different
I made sure to get y'all very expensive snacks.
I got Air One Cookies, a charcuterie board.
I got a mixed bowl of fruit.
I got some wine, because there's wine about it.
And I got the new Cat's Eye Gabriela Smoothie, times two.
So you make Lacey get it?
Yeah, and he's paying for everything,
and I'm not tipping.
Wow, wait, this is awesome.
Wait, I'm actually, I'm actually, good deal.
Wait, I wanna try the smoothie.
Yeah, it is.
See, that's good content.
Oh my God! The Air One, the Caspery Ellis one?
I got the Haley Bieber one and the new one.
That's like $40 for two some years.
Do you think that Haley Bieber purchased Justin Bieber?
That's a rumor on TikTok.
Wait, what?
You didn't hear that?
No, I did not hear that.
It's the rumor and Selena Gomez is a clone.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Am I the only one on conspiracy TikTok? I can't believe it.
Yeah, thank you.
Emily saw it. So why didn't y'all go to the Mr. Beast stuck in a cube? Oh, I was gonna win it
and so I wanted to make it fair. So what had happened was my sister is about to burst with a
baby any moment now and she told me two weeks ago she maybe induced earlier because the baby's
so big and so I had to tell him that I can't go in case she has a baby so I'm still on call
she hasn't had him yet which is crazy that he made different sets for everybody so out of
at home streaming everyone's like oh this is a set this is set but I'm
literally just at home I'm like guys this is not a set this is actually no yeah
yeah yeah I mean yeah we all have sets did you have fun it was fun yeah it was
the best thing about it um best thing about it was just you know interacting
with everyone yeah I was coming phone mom did you need someone new they have
Oh
You know
The fresh framers the Spanish streamers met by you is super cool
Only pixel on a pixel in the flesh is pretty cool speed. I'll be I'll be him in a push-up fade
So what's a push-up thing? It says you won't be one in push-ups
I'm a push-up. I can't lose but it the speeds good at everything what yo
Wait, where's the clip?
Oh, you met Tyler once in the chat.
Oh, yeah, I met Tyler once.
Oh, yeah, that's a rare meet.
I met Tyler once.
Dude, this is the weirdest fucking hair dye I've ever seen in my life.
Does he need help?
No, the instructions are on the inside.
You have to open up, like...
Oh, like rip the box?
Yeah.
I mean, it's nice.
It saves paper.
Shout out.
Oh, me.
Okay.
Yeah.
You didn't buy...
This is normal.
He has reverse sneezes if you hear that.
Yeah, it sounds like frog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's normal, it's painless.
Wait, I got the wrong thing?
You know, you're no developer, but he doesn't need developer, right guys?
I think you literally just put it on.
It's gonna fry my hair a bit more than it already is, right?
Um...
He's good. He's fine. He's just reverse sneezes.
Can they hear it?
Jack can you hear it, Benny?
Benny! Benny, c'est le caproir!
There you go.
Alright, it'll be fine.
We're chillin'. We're chillin', I think.
No matter what, this is an upgrade.
You think, oh, wait, what is that supposed to mean?
I mean, it just...
We had the same hair.
And these touch-ups. No, you got bleach in your hair!
So do you! You're just black to brown!
Okay, I need a touch-up too. I need a touch-up too.
We need a touch up.
We need.
I could probably use this one.
We all are.
You're doing so good.
Oh, I like your hair.
Thanks.
I was calling for the fishing.
It's a little dry.
It is?
I don't know.
How'd you notice?
I'm just kidding.
We all got fucked up.
We have dry hair.
There you go.
We're going in.
I'm just doing this.
Usually you have developer, but.
Is that the dark brown?
Yeah, because worst case, it can, you know, we can go black if the dark brown looks stupid.
Okay, and that won't, that won't...
Because you can't go black into dark brown, but you can't go dark brown into black.
There you go.
There you go.
It's gonna fade anyways.
I just got an idea from Push Up Apparently, he doesn't need developer.
You idiot.
I asked you what did I need?
Oh, we don't know.
Wait, why didn't you...
Did he?
I did, I said...
I don't think he did.
You said brush?
You said brush.
Die I assume developed it out and you'd include it. I'm not a hair stop. Okay, look
I do have a door-dash here. Yeah, tell you freaking. What is this coloration permanent? I
Mean, yeah, Google. I uh, are we sure yeah, that's how develop that's how it works. It has to you have to mix developer with
No
But that's why I'm curious if this one doesn't need it,
if it's already like, but that wouldn't make sense.
What's the brand?
Ion color brilliance.
It doesn't say any, that's what's so confusing,
is it doesn't say correct choice of color and developer
is essential for results.
But sometimes you only need developer with.
Sally's is 10 minutes away.
Like it's 10 minute Uber Eats.
Oh, OK.
Let's see it.
Then get a developer.
Which one?
The 30 or the?
Oh, then let's do.
It says 10 or 20 according to Google.
Coverage of gray hair, 20 volume.
20?
Yeah.
And you have gray hair.
I don't have gray hair.
Well, you have the young person's equivalent.
OK.
Well, then we'll wait for that to get here.
And while we wait, we'll just treat you
like you're on the podcast.
Hey, interview me.
I have a lot of hands.
Oh, wait.
Someone said Demi Permanent Needs Developer Permanent
doesn't.
Oh, it's 10 minutes away.
Well.
And it's an hour long Patreon, so I'm here.
Interview me.
We'll just, we'll just, we'll just do it.
A lot has happened.
I was on an island, I don't know, yeah.
Yeah, how was that?
Horrible.
Do you regret it?
No, I don't, but I have a lot of book bites.
Yeah, when do those go with it?
Are you contagious?
I know, but I haven't got my blood test yet.
What?
What?
So you could have whined?
I could have some type of disease.
Okay.
Love that.
But I feel completely fine.
Feel completely fine.
Mentally?
Mentally, physically.
Yeah, I feel like you mentally, you know, I don't think I'm right in that you just seem
down
How can you see through my smile? No, it's like it's a vibe. It's the vibe. It's the aura, you know like my aura is fucking depressed
You know, it's okay to be honest. Yeah, yeah, it's okay. This is wine about it. You can open up
Not everything is going Spotify. I mean listen
We can talk about your feelings, we want to sing about them, you know?
You know we can keep it...
Hey, listen, listen.
Yeah, I know I can write it down.
You see, sometimes I like to express my feelings through...
I understand, me too. Me too.
You need us too. I do too.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But uh, yeah.
Sometimes I get like second opinions and third opinions.
I've got a couple opinions. I've got a couple opinions.
Um, my dad and my mom.
Okay. What'd they say?
Wash.
Wash? Wash?
What? You wanna tell them what I said?
What did you say?
What did you say?
What I said was ass.
What?
But I was like, but I was like, she's not ass.
He said you're ass.
And I was like, nah, it's gonna hit, it's gonna hit.
Okay. See, I like that you put yourself, you believe in yourself.
Let me tell you something.
That's good.
You need that confidence in life, regardless of what
Watt says.
The cord's not bad, but everything else is like, it's just there.
So you're telling me.
Well, I hate going from love, those two strangers again.
No?
That's so good.
Sometimes.
I got DMs saying, yo, I'm going through a lot of hardships.
Yeah.
This is helping me.
Oh, really?
Wait, you helped someone.
That's awesome.
That's all that you need.
That's so good.
Did you feel like it helped yourself though?
Yeah.
I do feel like the internet was really mean to you.
Sometimes, honestly, I think it did help me.
Okay, good.
It made light out of a bad situation.
I like that.
Okay.
It's positive.
There we go.
Very positive.
Always look on the bright side.
Do you think you actually look on the bright side or do you think you're doing that
because the stream is here?
Oh.
What?
Great week.
I'm asking cuz like sometimes my mental on stream is different than my mental in real life
This is a podcast after all it's time to open up. Well
When I was in Arlington and I didn't have much to do I would often stare at my ceiling
Yeah, that's a problem roll up in my bed and do nothing. Yeah all day, so but ever since I've been out here
Distracting yourself healthy
Okay, all right. So what actions are you taking to you know?
become healthier. Yeah. I was just on an island. I don't know. Is that good for your mental?
Yeah. How was your mental? I mean, so genuine here was how I could never.
Jenny, that's so long. Listen, I mean, how did you do that? Mentally, it was hard. But I went, I got
I got through it, physically it was harder, but yeah, I got through it.
Was there moments where you wanted to quit?
Yeah, day three and day five.
Day three, day five.
And what kept you going?
Spending a lot of money on the island.
Oh, yeah, that would keep me going.
That's any streamer words every year.
I'm like, I should just...
Oh, I already put down the deposit.
Got to show up.
Chat's saying 300K.
like 270. What? On what? On the island, production. Wait, you had to buy the island? Rent it? Yeah.
Production is expensive. No one ever fucking believes me. Wait, okay, wait, hold on. Wait.
We can still go band for band if you want. I just like, couldn't you just go somewhere
where you didn't have to rent the island, like just go to a beach somewhere? That's
that's called a vacation not survival yeah I honestly I would have just gotten
like I would have pretended a lot of money I would have gotten like I would
like rent an Airbnb in like Malibu and just only show the camera on the beach
I'm all alone I swear I would have saved a lot of money yeah but I mean I like
that you went you put you put your whole pussy in it that's what they say
Yeah. Yeah. You didn't. I didn't think it was that much. I would have, as your financial advisor, I would have, you know, went over a different options, like maybe other islands that aren't as good.
That was actually the cheapest island. We looked at a bunch of options.
That's interesting. $100,000.
Cheapest island, $100,000. Are you sure? Because there's no rent it for seven days?
Well, it's rented for two weeks.
Two weeks.
Oh, two weeks.
Because they have to set up the production.
And that island haunt is also like moving for all the crew,
like everything we've heard about clearing the island out,
like all that.
I see.
Wow, that's expensive.
So what happened to the dog?
We're all wondering.
Yeah, why didn't she bring the dog home?
The dog was taken care of by this dude named Gazz,
the survival expert guy.
He brought him a cocoa to a nearby fishing village where she belonged.
And she's safe, and she's sound, and she's well fed, and protected, and she's...
Are you just saying that to make us feel better?
No, I'm being trust.
Okay, okay.
Wash not, I trust.
I immediately thought, I'm like...
I have proof.
Yeah, we have to look at her.
Why is she a monkey?
Is this a real life?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she got left on the island with the local fishers that
stopped on there.
And she got away from them.
Yeah, they left her.
Wait, so you reunited her?
Yeah.
you reunited her so we just have to hope that they don't lose her again yeah yeah
that's not your fault that's the best but I wouldn't cool if I could bring her
back and then boom I got a new dog because yeah that would have been cool I
think you I think you could I think a dog would be well I don't know I don't
feel like you don't need to make any rational decisions right now I can't
take I can't take care of a dog right now I can barely take care of myself yeah
I think it's okay and that's good that you recognize that I'm just kidding. I can take your muscle. I'm going to the gym every day
Okay, I like that
Protein though you get my protein out of proteins movie before string
Good food
Okay, I'm feeling healthy. So we have planned
your
another island
Yeah, a special island
If you did spend two weeks on like Epstein Island doing research that would go crazy
I could sneak onto the Epstein Island a lot of I've seen Ash all do that. I've seen people doing it
I could try to sneak on no one's ever going on to the Epstein Island
No one's ever done it on stream
You went to the wrong island
It could be could be crazy you could you could what's it called that they've blacked stuff out
You can unredact your motivation, but they might get me. Yeah, they might get me
I don't I advise not to go there, you know, I think you should go
It's probably not safe
trying to achieve a lot of things in my life, do as much as possible until I can anymore.
Okay, I like that. Sometimes you talk really big. You're talking like motivational quotes
sometimes. The wise man. No. I'm gonna pause that. Okay, so, okay, so what are you looking
looking forward to right now.
Looking forward to the future.
I don't know what you mean.
You're interesting.
I have a lot to look forward to.
I've got the cherry match coming up.
Yeah, Lacey's dumbass.
That was awesome.
I've got the cherry match.
I've got going to London.
I've got spring breaks coming up.
I've got to go to Miami.
Really? That'd be fun.
That's a good idea, yacht party.
I am me
Yeah, party fun. Yeah party you're hosting a yeah, no, no, no, I don't want to do it
Yeah, get on your tarry. I'm shit. No, no, no, no, no, no
No, it's yeah party. That's like it's like
That's the too much much too many
Too many BBOs
No one's mad about BBOs. You don't have to look at them
I'll look we will but you don't have to I mean shit all right if y'all pull up all I'll go
I'm not pulling up to that. I'm 30. Yeah
Yeah, but watch from home and be like
So you're telling me let's go to my you're telling me to go to Miami and go to all that on the upper because I'll do it
You give me the green land. I'm gonna do it. Well, I'm not telling you to go in like freakin
You know start doing
21 on the yacht. I'm pretty sure you're on ice for dating. I said that I'm my ice. You're nice
What do you mean? You got a yeah?
Yeah, I'm probably single one break up at a time. I'm probably single I'm probably single for a long time. Yeah. Yeah
I would hold so
Why do you make a face?
I'm single
There is no elephant.
I know.
There is no elephant.
I'm single.
I'm going to stay single, focus on myself and my family.
I like that.
But you can still have a yacht party.
Yeah, I would have been.
You don't have to.
I'm just trying.
Let's bring, you know, we've got to bring some light in your life.
I have light.
Oh, I feel like my life is depressing.
Well, it's just a vibe.
Yeah.
My life is, so you can see through me right now.
Yeah.
I feel sad.
Yeah.
Okay, so when you look at me, what do you see?
What do y'all see?
Masking.
Yes.
Yes.
A lot of masking.
A lot of masking.
I'm feeling aura.
I'm feeling stressed aura from you.
Masking of what?
What am I masking?
Your truth here.
Can we be real?
Because it's a podcast.
It's like it's really hard to be real knowing that this is live.
No, no.
I will be real.
I will be as safely real with this audience as possible.
Be real.
call me when he was sad.
Oh.
The fact that he doesn't call me anymore
makes me more stressed, because now I
don't know who you're talking to.
Because I fear that you're not talking to anybody.
Yeah, I'm not talking to anyone.
And that's not good for anybody's brain,
because I know you don't have a therapist,
and I know you can't talk to Chad.
And I know you probably are doing that thing that
happens to all streamers.
And I'm saying this, where you stop trusting everybody.
And so you don't know where to turn.
And so then you bottle it all up,
and then you push go live, and you distract yourself.
And then you think that you're masking well,
but all of us can see through it
and we're worried about you.
Damn.
Wow.
Listen.
Uh huh.
Some things and sometimes it's better to go through
tough times by yourself and, you know.
It's hard, but I've learned that
sometimes you don't need anyone but yourself.
That's okay.
So we're going to go ahead and challenge that.
And say from the dawn of time, cavemen came together to help each other.
From the dawn of time, even animals usually move in herds.
So, you know, you just gotta, it's just freaking, you know, it's just fine, let's just work through it as a family.
Well, my dad told me, okay, because I trust anyone, okay, and always stay skeptical.
Oh, what the fuck?
And, um, to just stay busy.
Okay.
Stay busy is good.
Staying busy is good, but it is a distraction at the end of the day. Yeah, especially streams streams are a big distraction
Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, I like streaming because it you know, I get distracted. I don't have to think about my real problems
Yeah
Yeah, yeah therapists. Yes
Everyone should get a therapist even if you are perfectly happy to find it's nice to have
Yeah, normalize therapy and you know you do for the record. Let's start ground level
You know one reason you pay a therapist is to keep your secrets
So your data saying don't trust anybody you can at least bare minimum trust a therapist who's paid to keep your secrets
Because if you keep your secrets inside
It's like a pot of boiling water
You know explode
I feel like that's how I was raised.
Yeah, it's not good.
Oh, bottling's so bad.
It's so bad.
We're the basis of your intervention.
I also do think a lot of people, like mostly men,
are like, they grow up and they're
trained to don't show emotion, don't ever cry,
don't ever have feelings, because that's not manly enough.
Yeah, right.
Now I think, I mean, I've cried.
Yeah.
I've cried.
I cried like, uh, last time I cried was, uh...
Superbowl.
Superbowl.
No, I said the Superbowl.
No, I cried after the Superbowl.
I cried, uh...
Damn, no, I cried, I cried.
Yeah, I think it's good. I think it's good.
I think everyone should cry.
I love crying.
I love crying, especially on stream.
It's my favorite thing to do.
I love crying to one piece.
Yeah.
Things that make you cry.
We gotta cry.
Let it out.
Yeah.
Right then.
Then.
Okay.
Well, that's a good start.
Yeah.
That's a good start.
Yeah.
You know.
So, when you stream, do you just like start spitting like wise old men fax or?
When I stream.
Yeah.
Have you been venting to stream?
No.
Okay.
Good.
That's good.
Yeah.
We.
Yeah.
on stream in the past and it's good not to event too much.
I've been sometimes, but I try to keep it vague.
You don't want to event too much.
I try to keep it vague.
I don't really like say too much because, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're being respectful.
Clip clips to clips.
I do think.
Clips clip and caption.
The monetization of clips has led to, unfortunately,
a lot of us feeling very scared to be natural and normal.
Yes.
Yeah.
Back in the day.
Y'all did, wait, I was Twitter is bad?
You know, I don't know.
Oh my God, no.
Before you were born?
Yeah.
Twitter, it was awesome.
Twitter, I had an alt account.
I was saying whatever.
Like I would, I was sure,
I'd been on stream about all of my feelings,
but like no one was paid to post like malicious clips.
No one was paid to post things out of context.
No one was making money from Twitter, so.
You could, you know, like, it felt like a safe place.
Like, you talk to your community,
you tell them how you feel.
And take talk to who now?
Yeah, take talk to that.
Take talk, Twitter.
Can't say too much.
So then I ended up modeling up everything,
and then I went,
this is my night in the ad track.
Well, this is why friends are great,
because then you can talk to friends about it.
Um, yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
That's true.
You don't trust anybody?
Who doesn't trust you?
I don't trust.
You trust Wash and John, right?
Yeah, I trust the girls, but I think it's different, like, telling the homie stuff and
like telling like a girl or something.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
And that's really the hard thing that I think we should talk about in all relationships
is once you lose the person that you talk to everything about, it's hard.
And it's like normal to say that, like without even sag-farming, like that sucks.
does it's a horrible feeling because not only did he lose your significant other
you lost your best friend yeah and now you're like what do I do with all these
thoughts what do I do you know because like let's think about even like dumb
shit you know like like I'll text him when I see like a cool bug you know like
imagine I had to text me your cool bugs I mean yeah but like who are you
texting you're dumb shit you're just keeping it to yourself because that's
how guys are yeah I kind of just just chill now we're not trying to make him
cry chat like I'm not gonna cry we're not here to make him cry we're talk
it's really hard to make me talk about feelings casually because that's what
you're supposed to do you need to do yeah yeah I mean I mean you probably
came here just to get his hair dyed
It's a surprise.
It's arriving now.
It's arriving now.
Listen, if you guys have never watched Wine About It, we talk about feelings quite a bit.
Damn.
Yeah, well, we got a little emotional here.
I tapped into my emotional sigh.
Good.
My emotional intelligence.
That's good. I think that's healthy.
It's getting better.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Okay, what about y'all? Are y'all like, uh, are y'all happy?
Yeah, I'm happy. Look at us. We got each other.
Happy? I'm happy. My sister's having her baby like any minute, like literally on
hall. I'm going to be a real auntie. Real auntie. Yeah.
How does that make you feel like? I'm so excited. I'm going to be literally
Are you going to spoil? Oh yeah, I'm going to be the cool one. Like this
kid is going to be spoiled to the point where he's going to want to come to my
house for Christmas, you know? That makes sense. Family's going to come to the meet. Yeah, when I'm 28, I want a kid. 28? Wow. Okay. Yeah, I also want a family channel. Why 28? That's very specific. You do not want a family channel. Yeah, I do.
What? Think about the pedophiles. What the fuck? I don't think about pedophiles. What do you mean? Okay, great. What do you mean? Children? You put your children on the internet?
My child you can't once you put them on the internet. There's some freak-ass pedophile
Don't put your kids on the internet
Wait, so that's your goal is to you want kids at 28, and you want a family channel
Maybe not family channel, but I want kids like
Before I'm 30 so my parents can have grandchildren
But do you want kids or do your parents? Yeah, I do this fear now. I want kids. I want kids
Okay, okay
Like the goals. Oh, there we go developer. All right
Let's go. Oh, let's go black
We're ready Jesus
Let's go
Alright 20 volume. It's a one-to-one ratio. We've got 16 ounces of this
We got two ounces of that. Great. All right. Let's go. How much time do we have?
We are at thirty two. Perfect timing. You're still on track.
She's got freaking stream. Yeah. Well, don't you too? Yeah, but mine's later than yours.
What are y'all doing on our stream today?
Um, in-house counter-strike.
She's really addicted to the counter-strike.
I'm not.
Oh, you see, she's go?
I'm not. I have a healthy relationship with him.
How do I think you do?
I do.
I do!
I thought you were playing Resident Evil.
I am.
That's why I have a healthy relationship because I'm balancing my counter-strike with varieties.
Okay.
Yeah.
You should play Resident Evil.
Should I?
Yeah!
I think it'd be really funny.
Alright.
Oh!
People love Resident Evil.
Really?
So how do you rate the new game the new one 10 out of 10 really scariest game ever played?
Really? I'll play it in a fact
Objectively there are scary games, but the sound quality and the graphics is the best I've seen in a horror game
It's so incredible that it made it the scariest game ever because it's too real
Like have you played Alice before I did yeah, so you know how I'm like it's that that's like
No polygraphics. Yeah, well, I guess it's not too low, but this game is so so high quality
I bet I'll play it after today today
Okay, yeah, fuck it. Yeah, why not my power might go out though
No, no, no, this is not a sponsor. I'm not
I'm not sure
I don't know what you're saying. W add it's I know everything
She just loves games
I just think it's really great. She looks really passionate about it
It's just really good. It's not a sponsor
I'll play it
No you won't. Yeah I will
Actually I do think you're a man in your work
Really? Yeah
It's a vibe I get. Thank you
Usually when I say I'm gonna do something
I'm gonna do it. Yeah yeah
And you're saying you're gonna play it
I mean tonight might be a maybe
power outage in the house and every time I play a game my PC turns off.
Oh.
Facts.
Really?
Yeah.
All last night I was on Rocket League, I was trying to play FIFA.
I spent 300K on an island by the way but won't upgrade his PC.
It's not the PC, it's like too many outlets, I don't know, so it's...
What?
Oh.
So when are you guys moving?
Uh, I think May.
Okay.
Are all of you actually going to stay together?
Yeah.
Because it seems like a lot of work to like stay together without the glue like an orb.
Nah!
Nah!
You don't need an orb to be together?
Nah.
I feel like it's a, there's a water stream or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're together forever.
Oh, that's so cute.
That's nice.
If we were to have an orb named, what would it be?
Um, you and your voice?
Oh, yeah, the guys.
Rebranding.
Hmm.
Help us, help us out.
They sex no
Legally
Alright, I'm standing up. Oh here we go. Here we go going back to black
You know the song be
Going right in you yuck way, so I know but I just decided to start like this
I saw you like are you touching up the black as well or is just the blonde yes
I mean you do the whole head but your your your black isn't gonna suck suck any
of this up oh oh my god it's really happening holy shit oh my god it's been
like to eat it's been like two years since oh since you have black hair since
I have black hair really yeah that's crazy maybe like a year and a half
I miss the blonde.
Yeah, I am.
A lot of good memories with the blonde.
It's time to close this chapter, open a new book.
New memories.
I'm going into my mature arc.
OK, what does that entail?
It means a natural hair color for the rest of my life.
The rest?
OK.
You can be mature and have colored hair.
Yeah.
Look at it.
It's more about behavior.
He's blonde right now.
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, it looks great.
Don't you think?
Is he not a natural blonde?
No, he has brown hair.
Holy shit.
I did not know that.
It's great, my god.
Why are you holding a shitting?
I was going for your forehead.
Yeah.
My forehead is exposed.
Oh, you're getting great.
Thank you.
Wait, that was for me.
It was for QT, but you're doing great too.
I'm proud of you.
Oh, thanks.
OK.
Nice.
Anybody got snacks?
Well, that was kind of your job, but that's okay.
I was gonna bring protein bars,
but I don't know if that was bad snacks or not.
Honestly, QG should have been more specific
about what kind of snacks you wanted.
Oh, I just thought it was fun.
Yeah.
I didn't expect you to bring snacks.
Oh, we got like $200 worth of snacks coming.
Oh, he really loves airman.
I am excited to try this for you, so.
Okay.
Did I fuck up?
No, you definitely need to touch up.
I do.
No, this is good. This is good.
You know, people cause aunties a lot, but I do feel like aunties when Jason sits down and we both just start berating.
I'm sorry about that. You don't know if you deserve that on top of everything else right now.
It's all good.
We're just doing our best.
Listen, it's good to be real and blunt, then tell me lies.
Yeah.
I'd rather if someone be straight up with me then feed me lies and just tell me why we're here
Wait, do you have a problem? I just realized
Okay, yeah, just go
Yeah, I don't know how you're gonna have to
How are you gonna wash this out?
Oh, my fucking god
We don't have a shower here, we're in a studio
Go home to wash it out
You're gonna have to go home with this
Wait, I don't have a sink?
Our sink is not like high pressure or anything
But you're having it
Like, I think we could do a swirly in the toilet, maybe
We only have a toilet for toys, yeah
Oh, uh, uh
Maybe a hose somewhere out back
There's no way I can't fit my head in that sink.
No, it's quite a really small sink.
I actually don't think you can fit your head in that sink.
Well, I got Lacy coming with three Saratoga bottles.
Ooh, I don't know.
It's all right.
You think you can fit his head in there?
OK.
Oh, maybe it's bigger than I think.
Wash those confident.
Yeah, yeah, because there's no way
I'm going home like it.
Like, pretty as it like this.
Yeah.
You'll have to see the finished product for the Patreon.
Oh, we're, Patreon's going to end before they see this.
Yeah, for sure.
We'll probably just edit in your stream at the end
when you show it.
Because you have to leave the dying for, what, 20 minutes?
20 minutes.
Oh, shit.
It's a process dying here.
But it's already starting to darken.
So that's good.
Is my head huge?
No.
No.
I've never looked at you and been like, whoa, your head is huge.
I've never looked at you and said, whoa, your head is small.
But I've never looked at you and said, whoa, your head is huge.
I'm looking at the string and I have a pretty large size head,
I feel like.
Maybe it's an angle.
I'm scared of missing a chunk, and then you'll be patchy.
I do think that they're like.
That was sudden.
Wait, is this the dark brown or the black?
This is the dark brown.
So worst case, you can go black on top of it.
This might give you some nice highlights in the sun, you
know?
Yeah, so you might get some like.
I think you will have some highlights because of the bleach.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, especially as you wash it.
Oh, God.
Just know it's like maybe not today.
Off today.
I'm about to be chapped.
No, no, no.
There's always two pays.
This is not your hair's fault.
What?
Yeah, there's always two pays.
Do you think I'll go bald because your dad's bald?
Nah, nah, because you go bald on your mom's side.
And my uncle is not bald.
My uncle on my mom's side is not bald.
Is your grandpa on your mom's side bald?
My grandpa's died.
Well, was he bald before he died?
Uh, I have no recollection of my grandfather because he died before I was born.
I don't ask your mom.
Cause that's, it's your mom's father.
Probably won't go bald.
Probably, maybe.
Nah, I don't think so.
70% of men do, but probably not you.
70%?!
70?!
That's a high percentage.
It's fine.
I might have made it up.
Are you serious?
Yeah, but I like mine.
I don't need you.
I know.
You just have to stay stuck confidently.
I'll just go to Turkey.
okay I don't mind going to Turkey so what's up with Turkey that's where the
guys go yeah that's what the good hair transplants are in Turkey and cheaper
cheaper and if I see any signs of balding I'm just gonna hop on finasteride
finasteride minoxidil rosemary oil all that all that wait how do you know
because my thin-ass hair and so I thought I was balding once and they were
like no you just have thin-ass hair and I was like oh but you know me I panic
sometimes that bitch wait it's blending in it's doing good actually I can see it
turning holy shit I hope you don't regret this I mean you could go back but
it might fry it not well it's just on his ends really so I feel like it'll
be gone with them two haircuts. I'm changing the battery real quick.
Okay, I must be wrong, so I'll just-
You've freaking done it.
Wait, was that the- oh wait, you put the developer in-
Yeah, so I'm just gonna plop the rest on in case there's any-
and get in those free sets.
Holy.
This is fun.
What a surprise.
This is a funny surprise.
But you know me.
Maybe I should have cleared it with you first.
I kind of just said yes.
I'm sorry, Ray.
Do we need to talk about that?
No.
Oh, OK.
I would have straight up won this spot
been like, this is a bad idea.
Oh.
What do you mean?
I think it's great again.
Oh.
What, to make me black?
I just want to.
No, no, no, for the Patriots, like for our podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For the sake of the business we run together.
Well, I just always want to make it clear to you that I'm always very open and honest about my things, and I will let her know.
On the bright side, this is Wad for the Wine About It podcast.
We should have drank some wine. I'm of age now.
Last time I was a wine about it, uh, Frank.
Was I there yet?
No.
Wait, come back with me.
Yeah, we'll have Kevin back on.
Once he's processed one of his feelings, he's ready to talk about that.
I am mentally okay. I don't know why y'all are making me seem like I'm like
fucking going insane and like.
No, you're not going insane.
You're not going insane, but you definitely have like a sad vibe.
No, I don't.
If you do, it's gonna be like that.
Are you serious?
Yes!
Yes!
Literally.
No, I don't.
I literally came in here all small.
MrBeastClips was like, man, I feel bad for Jason.
I did.
What?
I don't believe that you're just saying that because shit because everything has happened
It's also
It's not an easy thing just to go through. I would be alarmed
Raised been through a public breakup. Yeah public breakups are not fun. Yeah. Yeah
Please eat your cookie
What's his goal today his door dashing he said for that sure
Fucking kidding me. They say you better leave a one-star. I'm not tipping
20 minute timer and set it now
I
Actually think I've been doing pretty good. Okay. I've been waking up at 8 a.m. Every single day
Yes, I sleep
I was here 1 a.m. That's all
Okay, I am way straight to the gym a food
Drink a smoothie
That's good. You've got a little dye on his forehead.
What? Which one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, maybe...
Just in case it dies your skin.
That would be the black face.
What is this?
I'll fix it.
This is soapy water and I'm going to use a tampon
and then it's going to soak it up and I can use it like a little cleaning wand.
Genius, huh?
You matched that with a tampon on my face?
Oh frick, I forget to expand.
It's fine. It's just fine.
It's just because there's no blood on it.
What do you want for National Women's Day?
Tampons.
You could always use them.
What's the best tampon brand?
Honestly, I think...
As long as it has a really glide applicator.
Yeah, you know that you can get tampons with no applicator
and just you have to shove them up there with your fingers?
Yeah.
What?
What's an applicator? Is it the shrink?
It's a plastic part of the tampon.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you scared of it? No I'm not scared of it. So yeah you just the
cotton's in there and then you put that in and then you push the thing up and the
cotton goes in and then you pull that out and you toss it. What a crazy
contraction. It is crazy. There's also cardboard ones which are fucked up.
Don't feel very good. Yeah I feel like if I was a girl I would want to use pads.
Yeah yeah but sometimes when you use pads you're kind of just like sitting in
You know
But then you got to like stick something up your vagina. Yeah, there's no good way
You know what a diva cup is nah, I was a diva cup diva cup is like a silicone
Funnel without a hole in it and so you shove it up there and it goes like fold it put it in
It's looks like it's a little such a yeah, it's a plug
It collects the blood and then you when it's ready to go you pull it out dump the blood out wash it put it back in
Yeah, yeah, I can't imagine how to shove something up on penis
Okay, yeah, it's a good thing you don't have to yeah, let's unless you do for medical purposes
Yeah, I would know
Some people do that for sexually
you know you did that with love week no no wait it's like yeah sounding it's
like they'll shove something up there urethra that's fucking out fucking
out yeah don't Google that there's one freaking chat right now that's like
Finally they're talking about it. Finally they're normalizing my thing. We're not normalizing it. It sounds awful.
You know what? That sounds so painful.
That sounds really painful.
That's fucking awful.
One time I was on my TikTok, there was a person that was just covered in plastic. It was like a suffocation thing.
Oh yeah, that's a cake.
And it's a freaking cake!
Yeah.
And I was like, yes, I didn't...
John, are you into this?
No, I'm not.
You know what is I feel like the older you are and the longer you are in a relationship the
Freakier you get
Facts or no, I mean I've been in a relationship for like six years now and
The lights are so off, you know, it's got to keep it vanilla
Why change it, you know vanilla ice cream is the most popular one
Why switch it up, you know, I like hair, man
I don't know what you like.
I'm talking about ice cream.
We're talking about ice cream.
No, no, no, no.
I'm joking about it.
You can do it because she's cutie, but you are not allowed.
I'm not allowed.
You go to save yourself. You're nice.
Yeah, no.
I don't know what y'all are talking about.
I'm talking about my favorite ice cream.
My favorite ice cream player is actually cookies and cream.
I don't know what that could be
I'm just laughing
I'm just letting it be, what it is
Okay, so
God, I was gonna ask you something
Tiktok, give us tiktok advice
I don't want to shit this
I want to tiktok advice, my tiktok is so bad
Honestly, I just do the trends and
And every vlog I scrolled for hours on it.
Oh, I don't want to do that.
You can get a TikTok person.
Or you can just find, you can literally find a page that posts trends,
like a, like an actual TikToker,
and just copy their TikTok sounds.
Let's, let me start sharing four posts.
I'm not doing that. That's not going to help us.
Or you can do cringe shit, or you can do vlogs.
I started doing vlogs.
Yeah, I tried doing that.
What happened?
Mmm, I just gave up.
You have to be consistent.
Yeah.
You know what Yasha do?
What?
Yasha go on an island and survive.
I don't want to.
I'm so good.
Yeah, I'm so good with that.
That would hit.
No, I don't know.
Sounds expensive and visible.
Yeah, sounds like watching.
That is why people...
It was a hard watch, Jason.
It was...
I'd open your stream, it was just torture.
Yeah, it was sad for you the whole time.
Who wants that?
love to see other people going through the stress yeah but in a fun way like I'll
see you walk on fire I want to see wasting weight covered in bugs no stressful
nah this is the year of torture I'm out of go crazy I'm out of here yeah yeah
I think you'll really like it I'm out of talk you should use the capitalized on
more baking and cooking content but on YouTube and honestly take talk to you
like every day. Yeah. Close every single day. Well I'm cooking with the ducks tomorrow. Oh yeah.
Yeah. But what are you making? Um I don't know. Whatever he wants. Are you coming to the house?
Yeah. Then he got conspired tomorrow. I'm trying to, I don't know, I'll see what he wants to make
and then we'll just make it. He's on his cooking grind. Okay. What do you think he's gonna want to make?
Um, or what would you suggest I kind of said I've told them already that we should make steak up cloth
Because he hasn't made a steak yet. He hasn't done a red meat really
And it's a it's a super approachable way to make like a filet. So that's what
But we'll see and also in that you cut up you use a
oh my gosh
Shallots and his knife skills are a little questionable and funnily enough
Onions and shallots are one of the easiest way to learn knife skills really. Yeah, because they're firm
They're not gonna move on you and so you can learn your angles. You can learn, you know how to do it, so
Yeah, yeah, so I think that'd be a good
I started cooking. It's a baby onion you did
Sorry cooking. What?
Just eggs
Okay
We, it's our cookie eggs.
Do you want us to adapt to what's happening right now?
No, I'm not.
I'll be serious.
Who wants to cook with you?
No.
I think that's what he's trying to say.
No, no, no, no.
We already have the Tik Toks.
Yeah, we have the stream on Saturday.
You?
Yeah.
What are you guys doing?
The trying Tik Tok trends in LA.
They're going to make a song.
Will we drive around?
Oh, he's on ice.
I'm on ice?
For songs.
It wasn't that bad.
It wasn't that bad.
No, it was just.
It wasn't that bad.
You were just Taylor Swift in it.
And you know what they call Taylor Swift?
When she writes songs with her exes.
What does that mean?
Call her crazy.
Crazy?
Yeah.
So am I crazy?
Well, you're not crazy.
You're not crazy.
You're not crazy.
But.
You know, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Uh-huh.
No.
No.
What do you want to say?
What do you want to say to me?
You want to say something?
Nothing.
Nothing.
What do you want to say?
Nothing.
Fit it out.
Nothing.
You just compare me to your dope, so...
Just like that as a compliment.
Okay, fair.
Fair, fair.
You can, you're the Taylor Swift of...
Streaming.
Streaming.
I don't know if I want to be that guy.
Oh, okay.
What do you want to be?
I want to be like the rod wave of Streaming.
Who's rod wave?
You know?
Nope.
What?
Who's that?
He's a rapper.
Rapper singer?
You don't rap?
No, no, he sings.
It's like melodic rap.
I feel like that's my genre.
I hate going from brothers to strangers again.
Oh, it was such a sad vibe, man.
It's good, though.
It's good.
It's good.
I haven't heard the full song.
I was afraid to.
I saw the promos as you posted it.
I get spammed.
I go, I'm live.
I'm doing my fucking job.
Everyone's like, cutie, watch it, watch it, watch it.
And I was like, I don't, I don't, at the time you posted it, I wasn't sure if it was an accident, so I didn't want to get into it.
You posted it like fucking midnight, like some skitzo.
Uh, we should, we should not play it now, I'm not gonna play it.
Yeah, yeah.
We should, uh, fuck.
No, I don't think so.
I'll listen to it later in private.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, in private.
In private, private, just leave it on the stream, so I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna drop an album later.
You're gonna drop an album?
Yeah.
What happened to the streamer album?
Uh, scrapped it.
Why honestly, you never even put our song on Spotify. What am I thinking chopped?
Wait, I like to guys this song
What's it called chop liver liver?
No, no, you know what?
I might collect all the songs that I made on stream a while back just put into an album
Just put it on spotify. I really just asked you about that and you said it's I might you scratched it
I might just do it just to just
Now that you bring it up, I'm not just doing it just, you know, you didn't raise Spotify revenue fucking oh
Nah, don't do it for money. You're passionate do it cuz I'm in it. Yeah
Do for cutie do for me. Our song was good. Oh, it's your guys song. Yeah, so I was good
I remember a good time. We made a breakup song. Maybe we should listen to it
We can listen to that song. I wonder if it still hits. I haven't listened to it since we made it
I don't think it was this is okay
Maybe it was last year. Oh, yeah, it was last year. Maybe it's bad now. Is it bad?
Let's see. So today we're gonna see Helmets cards. You don't have YouTube premiums.
I don't have YouTube premiums. Someone get this guy YouTube premium. Oh god, wait I'm nervous.
I like this. I don't remember. I like it. I thought it was very cute.
It's a cute song.
You should have just posted this.
You weren't supposed to break up something, you're supposed to do it all.
I can't mess this.
I can't wait to cross.
I tried everything, but everything's not good enough.
You tell me one thing, we keep on doing.
You make everything easy for me.
I'm a like, aged, like milk.
I'm a slave.
Jesus Christ.
I remember your part pretty good.
That's so good.
That was good.
That was the part.
You never uploaded that to Spotify?
No.
It's so good.
It's so sad and just, you know.
That's a sad song.
It's a sad song, yeah.
Sad song.
Sad song.
Yeah.
Manifested that shit.
I think you were in a relationship when you wrote that, weren't you?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
That's fine.
Well.
Well, she was almost 20 minutes.
Age two.
Age two.
Age...
What time was the pair at?
Did you set the timer?
He set the timer.
Five minutes left.
Really?
It's looking nice and black.
Really?
Holy shit.
I think so.
I think it's working.
OK.
We're going to have to figure out how to get in the sink.
Wait, did I miss a spot?
I don't know.
I think that's just, I don't know.
If I missed a spot, you're fucked.
She just said, I had to blont.
Yeah, I'm just going to get a little blont.
That's fine.
I think it'll be fine.
I think it's black.
You can go over it again.
Do you want to look at that sink
and see if you can figure out how to get in it?
Yeah, let me see.
Because you might have to go, oh, whoa, uh-oh.
Yeah, we should have done this 20 minutes ago,
because then you could have made it to a sink.
But it's just luck, surely.
I can shove my head anywhere.
It's a small sink.
Why don't you have to do that?
I'm like, let's do it.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm black.
Yeah, I can put my head in this.
OK, great, that's perfect.
OK, because we're going to wrap up our Patreon stuff.
OK.
Because we have to do our other realistic gaming first.
Scootish, that way.
Wait, do you want me to apply that?
That way, he can wash his head.
Oh, sure, yeah.
Wait, y'all about a game?
Yeah, we do tier two Patreon content where we play Halo.
Yeah, we're on the full Halo series.
We're on Halo 3 now.
Yeah.
And then we do call and confessions where our viewers
call us and they tell us.
You can actually call in or type in with this number,
Scootish, that if you can pull it up real quick.
Yeah, call.
Wait.
Type it to 1 3 5 3 7 9 0 2 5 call in skip priority you skip the line
Otherwise won't read in your type as you can call in it on this week and we get to
My chatters
My chatters
Crazy
We give it out. We give it out. We give it out.
Also, maybe I should clarify that cutie and I don't hear these initial things. Yeah, so whatever you're leaving
Someone else is hearing them. Oh
That's smart. That's smart. You're talking to scooters first. Yeah, that's more
Yeah, there's been people
Yeah, we get them we get them checked. So when's your podcast my podcast
Yeah, I'm not going to wait until I'm older.
That's when, after he starts his family channel, you know,
we just do a family channel, do a street podcast.
Probably stream less, and then be on my vets shit.
Oh, you want to get into fashion?
Maybe not fashion, just like when I say I'm going to be on my vets shit.
I mean like, changing to like a different career path.
What do you think that'll be? Acting, singing?
Music.
Okay.
Jax.
That's fine.
Maybe maybe music maybe
Maybe yeah clothes maybe
Yeah, you don't have to you know know you don't make these decisions
Yeah, what about y'all is it like you think this is one day where it's just gonna be complete ghosts and just
Well, this podcast we're doing for life.
Yeah, we're doing this podcast forever until one of us dies.
For real?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why?
It's just talking.
It's just yapping.
Yeah.
That's actually good.
That's why people.
Yeah, we're locked in.
So we have this no matter what.
Even if we both quit streaming, we've got this.
I have my media company.
She has her media company.
We're making a video game.
We're doing shows.
Holy shit.
Yeah, so that's like my life.
She gives a bet, Maxi.
Yeah.
My goal is to get a cooking show on Netflix.
That's possible.
That's my goal.
I want like Meghan Markle, Hailey Bieber, Selena Gomez type cooking show on Netflix.
So, you know.
That's fire.
Putting up the vibes.
We'll get there.
Yeah.
We'll get there.
You'll have a lot going on.
We should end the Patreon.
Well, I made that up.
I'm in like...
Oh.
What do you mean?
Oh, it's coming.
Oh, it doesn't became...
No.
It's saying that's a goal.
We can have big goals.
It might never come true.
But at least we have time.
You have to dream big.
It's good to have dreams and goals.
Somebody watching right now, their dad works on Netflix and they're like, have you
heard of QCNella?
You said, oh, there's my end.
Yeah, I mean, that could be real.
Never know what happens.
Never know.
Never know.
So you don't say no.
You should always set new goals and new dreams
and new heights.
Otherwise, you'll be trapped in a box
and stuck in a matrix for the rest of your life.
It's nice to have something to work towards.
Something to, yeah, like little baby steps too.
Otherwise, you're going to lose your mind.
Even if your goal is just to get out of bed, baby steps.
No, that's a shitty goal.
Ooh!
All right.
That is not.
Green big.
Oh, am I moving?
You know, I was just, he just...
Yeah, I know, it's hurt people hurt people.
Hurt people hurt people.
It's okay, it's okay.
He's hurt, he didn't mean it, he didn't mean it.
All right, well to our Patreon,
to the Wine About a Patreon,
we will see you guys next week.
Yes.
Check us out in tier two if you're interested.
That's for our Wine About a Patreon
because we are double dipping here.
And then to Jason's stream,
He's going to wash out his freaking hair now.
And we're going to move on to our Tier 2 Patreon
because we have to for time-wise.
But yeah.
Yeah.
So watch sounds like your Door Dash is here.
Thanks, guys.
All right.
Bye.
That's my cute.
That was for our Patreon.
But now we have.
Oh, Door Dash is here.
Thank you.
Well, finally.
Hey.
Have a Door Dash over here?
What is your name?
For Jason?
No.
What's that for Jason?
Yep, yep.
Is that the Gabriella smoothie?
Yes, um...
Gabriella smoothie?
Two Gabriella smoothies.
Are they even sweating?
Because they look melted.
Oh my God!
Your arm!
Is that a sunburn?
Yeah.
I was on an island for seven days.
No.
He was on for one day.
Oh!
Gabriella!
Holy Goddess!
Okay.
Come on.
There you go.
Two flowers?
Oh my God!
Two flowers.
Wow!
That's so nice!
You have a fresh fresh
Shaburi
Did you open that must have happened on the body right here? Wait a second. Yeah
Okay, it must have happened on the body right over here, right?
So it's Hogan waters
Mixed fruit. Oh nice chocolate chip cookies. Nice
wait what the fuck
who the fuck
who ate this one
what?
why is this half eaten?
why is that half eaten?
I'm going to cancel
I'm going to order you're not going to get paid
you're going to have to report that to the government
this is so cute
smells so good actually
let me get this one
this was a lot to handle
no I'm good
Hey, um, thank you so much
Yeah, yeah, I don't think that's how it works, bro. I tip you on the app tip zero dollars already on the app
Yeah
Are you fucking serious?
Got your tip.
A tip for happy and cookie.
Yes.
That's your tip.
Are you?
Come on, man.
It's privileged assholes like all of you guys that make me a guy in a working job life.
No tip for a 30 minute delivery.
No tip for a 30 minute delivery.
Shame on you.
Shame on all of you.
Hey.
You want me to lead you out or...
You're just kidding.
There's a tip, right?
You want the approval?
Okay, I want the approval.
Don't give him that.
Yeah, no, I'll take that.
Let's check where to go.
Well, I'll keep it.
Okay.
Well, come on, Barrow.
Me too.
Who's that?
I'll give you a tip in the bathroom.
Oh, oh!
You!
You!
Wow!
That's a good tip!
That's nice.
Fuck you, guys!
All right.
Hey, Barrow, hey, thank you.
Get home safe.
Thank you.
All right, thank you, Brooke.
Get home safe.
All right, okay, okay, wow.
That's cool.
Wow!
Thank you, Jason.
That was very kind.
Are you sure you don't want any of this, I feel bad.
I kind of want to sip of the Airwan smoothie.
These have it.
Do you want to just have it?
Yeah.
25 dollars.
Jesus Christ.
They smell amazing.
Really?
You smell so good.
Is it good?
Oh, is it cocoa?
I think it actually stirred.
No, it didn't.
Jesus Christ.
It's cat's eye.
25 dollars for this smoothie.
It tastes like a peach.
The Airwan cookies gas.
It tastes like a peach.
It tastes like a peach.
It tastes like a peach.
It tastes like a peach.
It tastes like a peach.
It tastes like a peach.
It tastes like a peach.
It tastes like a peach.
Yeah.
It is really good.
It is a good cookie.
I have a gluten-free anyway so it works out.
Perfect.
So I did get one.
And then the charcuterie board, I think someone snagged it.
Someone did, do you want some?
Yeah, take some.
Freakings get on the freaking in here.
Awesome.
Nice piece.
Is this the potato chips?
What is this?
That is a dried apricot or dried peach.
Is it your time of the walk?
It did.
Oh yeah, I gotta wash it out.
Yeah.
well you guys jason's chat have fun we're gonna move on with our job and you
take care of you you know
all right thank y'all
thank y'all for helping me
um, thanks for being on our Patreon
and um enjoy your snacks i can just like be in the bathroom for a bit
yeah we'll be
we are gaming set it's a secret actually no one's ever seen it it's tucked behind here
oh
oh yeah i was wondering where y'all would game at
so you won't see us we'll disappear but
alright well thank you
Hope Mars still Mars Sharapoga.
Are you sure you don't want this smoothie?
No.
You're gonna take it, Scrooge?
There you go.
Go ahead.
Take your paper, Scrooge.
Yeah, I said.
It's not bad.
It's like watermelon.
It's not strong.
You have a lot of idea.
You got it.
Go back.
All right.
Let's do this.
Put your mic back.
Hold on.
Sorry.
Do you think it looks good or bad?
Do you think you know?
Um, low heat.
I can stop.
Yeah.
Just 30 minutes back, bro.
Oh, too many cameras.
Oh, okay.
Wait, can I have your camera?
Holy POV camera.
Wait, wait, wait.
I kind of need a pee.
Okay, bro.
I need a pee, bro.
I'm nervous.
What are you doing?
Are you doing it without the camera?
No, it's pee.
Oh, it's like that?
There's coconut in here.
Yum.
Oh, wow.
I don't know how I'm going to drink this.
Is that fruit?
Yes, please.
Yeah, how much do you want?
You're freaking in here.
Thank you.
Are you glad to eat?
I was about to say.
I noticed you guys just got real hungry.
Is it good?
What?
Okay.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's tough without a strawberry.
I feel like it's a strawberry.
Yeah, I'm just getting all the strawberries.
I know.
Yeah.
What are they called?
What are they called?
What are they called?
What are they called?
What are they called?
What are they called?
What are they called?
Tastes gnarly.
You didn't get it?
I know.
I feel like I'm not allowed to all the air on smoothies
I'm not bad.
It's not bad.
I think this one's not like the healthier one, you know.
This one's like just straight up strawberry.
You washing your hands?
I think so.
Is that even going to be good?
I feel like I'm about to be chopped.
I think I just go sink, but I should take my shirt off.
You should probably take the sub 10 to all of these.
You don't want to stain your sweat.
I'm not about to be fucking naked in the bathroom again.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, shit, uh, wait.
Oh, you done fucked up, bro.
Oh.
Wait, can you just hold the bag?
Can you just tuck the towel around your neck?
Wait, just hold the bag up?
You're not sure?
That's not the word.
Oh, you're fucked.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, that shirt is scrapped anyways.
All right, here we go, man.
Hey, God, I don't want to chop.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Look.
Look.
Look.
It smells like butchissi, man.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, it looks like shit.
I'm not getting involved, though.
Is it blown out?
I think it's actually alone.
Oh my God, fuck, this is crazy.
This is crazy!
What the hell? Damn, you chewed my shit all over.
Huh?
Nothing.
Holy fuck!
This is crazy, dude.
Oh my God, how much is there bro?
How much?
My hair is falling out.
Oh no.
How much fucking died he put in my mirror?
He won't go out, it's like shitty blue shit in my mirror.
This is getting kind of exhausting John, I need your chain here.
You got it, bro.
It's got my name.
You think that I, uh, you mean on the island, you like to be jaded?
My name's pretty black.
You got it, real quick.
My name's pretty black.
Come on, you got it.
One more time.
I don't know what I look like bro, is it all black?
What the fuck man?
Is this gonna stain my skin?
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out!
Fuckin' brownies, black guys.
Holy shit!
Hold on.
Oh my!
Oh no!
Oh!
I just made my hair!
Oh my God!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my!
Holy shit!
The back of your hair, too.
And then back to your left ear.
There you go.
And then the left side of your...
Got it. You got it in the beginning?
Yeah.
Honestly, I'm just getting more like...
Your back to the back of your head.
Back right?
Oh, the back left of your neck, what the fuck is that here, a bureau?
Am I tripping?
Am I tripping?
I think you're tripping.
Right here, like towards the back of your neck.
Yeah, here we go.
The door's open.
I think I'm lucky I didn't get it.
Oh my fucking...
Oh!
Oh fucking black!
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
I've never seen myself with black hair. It's so fucking long. This is crazy. Oh
my god
I'm not looking
Part there's still like a little round tin, but in the most part
This is crazy
That's actually fuck on the day this looks this is crazy
Okay, well this is not my natural hair it's dark
Sure, this is crazy though. Yo, I haven't seen my hair black is so long
Yo, oh
My god, I'm looking at a new fucking man. Oh
my god
Check out what weird or no
dude
Oh my god
This is this is actually great. I haven't seen myself with black hair
Since how long time since I was an Edgar bro since I was fucking risen sad wind man
Well, like what the fuck this is crazy
I'm like looking at a whole different person. I've been wanting for like two years, man.
Oh my god!
Jesus!
I think it's dead. This is definitely like not my natural black. This is definitely like the day.
Um, but...
dude wow yeah yeah that is a good idea
oh my god
before they start digging
oh yeah
what the fuck
let me just wash my face
oh man
Fuck.
Did it bleed my skin?
No.
No.
Is my neck black?
Yeah.
You good?
Okay.
I know.
This is- I look fucking weird.
This is like- is this my natural black?
I don't even know.
Okay.
Is this my natural black? I don't even know!
Can I show you my hair real quick or are you all gaming?
It looks so weird.
Damn, what do you think?
Wait, you just need like a chain necklace, you need like a nose piercing, tattoos, and
you need a guitar.
I'm surprised it's so dark because we went with the dark brown.
It'll fade.
That's why I think jet black I wouldn't look super emo.
Yeah, I think it's good that we didn't do that.
But it's it does have natural highlights. So this is crazy
I don't know it's different I don't know
Yeah, yeah, you just need a little trim I still see your
I still see your shadows in my room well. Thank y'all
Bye-bye
Yo, this is wild
Can I give y'all a tower or not? Yeah sure. Oh nice
Yep
Wait we should trade like they let me get the clean one and then you can have this one
Yeah, that's fair. Okay fair.
Honestly, we're in the hall. We don't care.
No, that's fine. It's fair.
Oh. Is it this here?
It's lost clean.
Thank y'all.
Yeah.
Yeah, they killed that cookie.
You don't cover it on anything else.
Yeah, but they're really good cookies.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I was gonna take a bite.
I'll just take some of this.
She goes.
They call it stuff.
No, no, no, it's OK.
I'm just going to get a spark cheese, too.
Hi.
Hi, yeah.
Hi.
Eastman.
Uh, look at my everything.
I just need to hit some chords.
OK.
Ready?
OK.
OK.
High screen.
I got them.
Just stop them already.
Are you covered?
Yeah.
Bye.
Bye.
Get out of here.
Don't go.
Don't go.
I'm going to run for you.
Okay.
Welcome.
Welcome.
I'm just going to go and talk.
Do you want to fill?
Yeah, I'm going to just go and wet wall and talk.
I'll go and run for you.
I'll go over here.
I'll go over here.
I'll go over there.
Damn bro, new hair, Chad.
Emo.
This is crazy.
Damn, Chad.
Wow.
This is crazy.
I look, I look, this is crazy.
Holy shit.
I can't lie, yo, this looks so weird.
Oh my God, what the fuck?
Bro.
This looks so weird.
Oh my God.
I don't know I don't roll I've been blonde for so long
Dude, what the fuck?
Get an air cut what air cut oh
My god
Oh my god, yeah, I gotta call back. Let me call back. This is crazy bro. My dad about to be mad happy little
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, bad.
Oh.
Yeah, damn, wow.
Damn, wow.
Yeah, that, that giant, huh?
Uh-huh.
Uh, tip-tong, huh?
You like it better?
He said whatever you like okay hey I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to Miami on a
yacht party and go crazy now
okay
yeah
How is it?
What is the problem?
I don't know.
It's not the same.
Why is it not the same?
I just want to put it on.
Yeah, it's not the same.
I just want to put it on.
Yeah.
I just died.
You're home.
Yeah.
Okay, but I think I hope.
All right, bye bye.
Yeah, it's all about to make my own.
Do you want?
Yeah, I've been told, I've been told.
Probably don't gotta do it.
Oh.
I'm not so good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I'm just not trying to.
Oh, oh, I'm trying to act strange.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Dude.
Dude.
What haircut do I get, bro?
I mean, what?
I mean, chat.
Bro, what the fuck?
A mullet?
What the fuck?
Yeah, oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
A mullet.
You're out your goddamn mind, bro.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
your outro god damn mom bro I don't know if I get a haircut bro because when
I get fades it doesn't look good I like having hair on the side of my head I
just never got a good fade though I like a good paper I don't know bro I don't
know I don't know I don't think so bro if I get a fucking fade I'm look like an
I don't get like a low taper, like a super low low low taper.
No, I'm gonna leave it and leave it, I'm gonna leave it.
Middle part hairstyle?
Hell no, bro.
You have to go right out for a middle part.
It's like a rocket low key.
What was that, it's here.
This is crazy!
What the fuck?
Say it one more time.
Oh my God, bro.
Okay, let me see.
This is crazy!
Yeah!
This is crazy!
Yeah!
This is crazy!
Yeah!
This is crazy!
Yeah!
This is crazy!
Hey!
I'm gonna change the battery real quick.
Do you wanna have the fidders with the blue?
Yeah.
Why?
I hate to speak about a sense of sense
I hate to speak about a sense of sense
I hate going from lovers to strangers again
Lovers to strangers again
I wish I had more flowers in me
yo what the fuck bro oh my fucking god
oh my fucking god
Oh, this looks so...
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
Causing me?
Do I look younger or older?
or did the blonde look better? I don't know, bro.
Younger? I look younger? Damn, that's a little key-ass, no? I want to look older.
Oh my fucking god!
dude this is this is strange to look at bro I don't like it though bro I don't
know yeah that's what I felt when I first hit my beard I didn't like it and
then like after a day I didn't care anymore I'm not used to it yeah you're
just not used to it but I think it looks better when you're blonde
Personally
Are you passing me my glasses?
Probably like a foreign exchange student
Konnichiwa!
You look happy again, but what are you talking about?
I look fucking... I look...
Holy shit. I look like that one, uh...
I went to the OC Fair with Ron, sure, do you remember?
I had glasses on. Holy fuck.
I gotta get it. I gotta make a tick tock bro. What tick tock do I make? I gotta make a tick tock
What day is it today?
Oh, it's Monday.
That's what I say, bro.
Might have to have a seaside river.
Oh, my God.
Call people.
Let me call people, man.
Who do I call, chat?
Holy shit.
This is some different shit.
Fucking hell.
Yogi?
How you call it?
Yogi.
All the boys that are at home, I'm gonna just see in person.
Wait, I want a car plate, bro. I can't even call people. Fuck!
I mean, you can take it all car plates, if you want.
Yo!
Wait, can you see me?
No.
Can you see me?
Wait, I'm gonna call you right back.
Oh, here we go.
It just auto connects the card player.
You said move your Wi-Fi?
I did.
Shit, not working.
Oh, here we go.
Just auto-connect, god damn it!
The Maybach fucking loves my phone.
I can click disconnect.
You can click the home button.
That may I do the time?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yo, you can see me?
Hello? Chop shit!
Chop shit!
Dude, I just want to get people's reaction.
Oh my god, bro. I'm lowkey fucking with it Chad low key low key. I'm fucking with it
All okay fuck with it
I look less dirty
Yo, you can see me
Yes, you see
Dirty black
I thought you had a little bit of blonde in your hair.
Oh, yeah, it's a little bit of blonde, but what do you think, bro?
You think I look better?
And I look like, did I descend or ascend?
You definitely descend, and you're still chocked.
And that doesn't really fix the thing.
Thanks, brother, you know what I'm saying?
That's not really in the air, but if you, you know,
stop with those insults or phrases towards me.
OK, I don't really care about you ascending or descending.
You're always going to be chocked.
I think you just projected all over me
with your fucking ugly ass.
Brother, brother, uh, we can't, like I said, you're always gonna be chasing time in the time thing for more than 50 minutes.
Yo, is it better or worse, man?
Um, I don't, I don't see a difference, bro. I'm gonna be honest, but...
What do you mean? You don't see a difference? Bro, when's the last time you seen me? Bro, last time I had black hair, I was going to OC every fuckin' day.
Yeah, I know, I know, but the whole silence of me, to me is no different than sort of like, but I think you definitely made it fewer to say, I think you looked better blonde,
But the black is the oh gee like that
Fuck did I sell?
Damn bro over one on the ship you better
You know what? I gotta call a girl, bro.
I have to get a girl's a pain, man.
But the bros are not...
The bros are gonna call me chopped.
I have to get a girl.
Who? Who, though?
Who, though?
You look like Rock Lee says Archie.
Archie, aren't you supposed to be in India right now?
How is India?
Sinna?
I'm gonna be custom.
And this is when my hair is not fully like recovered like once I get a couple haircuts
my hair is grown out like it won't look as fr- like once it's more natural it won't look
as fr-
That was in a- you're not doing anything important pick up the fucking phone.
You son of a fucking bitch.
She's playing Resident Evil.
Who the fuck do I call?
Who do I call?
I'm not gonna lie, you know who would be like really blind if it's good or bad, that's
a girl, extra Emily.
She wouldn't dare tell me if it's garbage or not.
I feel like she would just call it garbage.
Fucking extra Emily.
No, none of the women made my phone when I pick up, bro.
Make notes for when you make the group chat.
Oh, fact, yeah.
They're not seeing a happy national women's day for me
on the eighth.
Oh, you know who's a good car?
Evelyn Ha.
I'm not the woman of my phone bro.
Yo!
Hey.
I'm live right now.
Oh, hi.
My bad.
I know that you're on the spot, but I just want to call and get your pins on my black
hair.
Oh my god, we just noticed.
You just noticed?
Oh my god.
No wonder.
It was like we were on the one side just friend.
Yeah.
Is it trash?
Be honest.
Like do I go back to blonde?
Is this real?
Yes, this is real.
Can I get a 360?
Can I get a 360? Let me see.
Oh!
I'm not gonna lie, I was really used to like your blonde hair.
Like I think you look really good with your blonde hair.
But I think this is a new era.
New era, that's what I was going for.
That's what I was thinking in my head too, it was like, bro, this looks so weird.
What do you like it?
I don't know, yeah. I don't get some.
I don't know. It's just different. It's just let's weed.
What if you do like, proud?
I already went black. This is a- I can't go lighter, I don't think.
Otherwise my hair's full up.
Yeah, I don't have to. No, no, I- I love Skye. I love Skye.
Like, like, I like- like, just be real with me. Just be black.
Is it- is it trash?
No, it's not trash. She just looks like extra Asian.
I mean, I don't- I don't mind. I mean, like, Asian. I am Asian.
Yeah, no, yeah, it's a good thing.
Alright, I'll just like, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
You know, you know what?
Wait, so the blonde, so you prefer the blonde though, if you were to pick?
Um, like, I was, I'm like more used to your blonde hair.
Yeah.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Okay, okay, bet.
Thank you.
Your black also looks, the black hair also looks good.
Okay, I appreciate that.
okay thank you thank you all right I'll leave you alone there
alright alright nice hair bye fuck man over one on the women
dude fuck bro
oh god
Oh
For two, but you you don't count me you be chopped
Okay, let me cut. Let me call. Let me call. Sorry yummy. Yeah facts. Sorry yummy would tell me the truth
See she picks up
It'll look better with my hair's less
Hi
I'm live right now. I
I assumed you notice anything different your hair. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think?
Yeah, yeah, I went back to black
Yeah
Better than the blood
Um, let me think.
I will look at your blog picture, I will look at your blog picture.
I can't imagine your blog right now. Give me a sec. Give me a sec.
Jason, believe me.
Okay, we're finding you. Okay.
Oh, I don't know. I like both.
I think both are cool. I think both are cool. I think it's whatever makes you happy.
See, that's a bullshit answer. I want to hear a blood.
I wanna hear a blunt, black looks better, blonde or blonde looks better.
I think blonde sets you out to be more different, but obviously your hair is actually this color you were born with that hair. It looks good.
What's up with the PR answers? I just-
IT'S NOT A PR ANSWER!
JUS-
I'm not gonna say anywhere to like you or love people. It's whatever you like the best.
But uh, but if you were to pick...
If you were me-
If I were to pick?
If you were me, what would you pick?
I feel like what I think Jason the way I think Blond.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't like Blond better.
I'm just saying what I think of.
Miles, you're my assistant's cooking you right now.
It's true.
So you like Blond better?
I think so.
But no, this looks good.
This looks good.
It doesn't look bad at all.
I hear you.
Okay.
Okay.
Are you coming up to my party?
I'll be there.
Liar.
Liar.
Liar.
Liar.
Why are what do you mean? I'm there
Well, the thing about me is I always RSVP last minute
Right now
Okay, I'll wait after string
Yeah, all right, all right, thank you for your pain
god damn man I fucked up y'all okay I so you're taking it as it like it looks
bad but people just aren't used to it like she said when she thinks Jason
wins things blonde hair people are used to blonde hair there's a difference
between it looking bad or like being better and just what people are used to
I think it looks better personally like I'm not used to it either but it's like
I think it looks good okay well thank you for your reassurance post but I'm currently
over three young woman right now I haven't been wrong I wasn't wrong about the song
What's wrong about your hair?
Call my yeah
also this is like fresh wash out of a sink like you get a fresh haircut with it
and everything is gonna look way better to me home the demon king is back
whoever says you to look chopped our head bro might in my didn't pick up
She's prepping for a 10-tell us. Oh damn. Oh shit.
Who else- oh extra Emily.
I was gonna eventually- I needed to eventually go back to black anyways, bro.
I couldn't be belong for the rest of my life. Not gonna lie.
Cause- cause dude, I was literally balding.
So better now than- than fucking later.
Just fucking out.
Is that coke?
All right.
Jamie, okay.
I've been working on this for a while.
Jamie? Okay. Been a while since I talked to her. I don't understand her opinion. You think she'll...
I feel like she'll lie straight over to my face. Oh, shit, man. Hey, Maya.
What up? Are you busy right now?
Uh, I'm at, uh, Blink. Really fancy dinner. What's going on?
Wait, can I FaceTime you real quick? I need your opinion on something.
on something yes or no yes yes better than the blonde yes yes actually you're
You're the first person that said it's better!
Besides woes.
No, I think it's better. I think it looks better. You just have to get used to it.
Yeah. Okay, wait.
Hey, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Alright, I'll leave you alone.
Alright, bye.
Bye, bye.
Woooo!
One out of four!
Come on, man.
She just trying to get you off her phone
like this doesn't look natural to me
oh, Sina, Sina, notice anything different?
Oh my god wait your hair is dark wait hold up there.
Why are you doing that?
Isn't this back to your normal chat form?
No not chat form, natural form yes.
No because I thought the better form was the blonde version so that means you're back to your original chat form.
No I'm not a chat I'm still working on a six pack and on a six pack I'm still letting you know.
So let you know.
You were slightly chopped, yeah.
I was slightly chopped when I was black hair,
but now I was sent in and now I went back to black hair.
No, but then you like shriveled up on the island
but then you like slightly more chopped.
No, no, no, I passed in on the island,
so I was cutting your hair.
So now I'm like-
Is it a little peasy?
Jason, it looks good.
Seriously.
It actually does.
It looks good.
Like better than Blonde?
I think it depends.
I think the blonde one was like he'll look,
But if you're damaging your hair, then it's not worth it.
Yeah, like you see how it's already, it's still kind of damage.
Yeah, you're gonna have to dye it a few more times, you know,
but anything is better than bleaching.
Wait, what do you mean I'm gonna dye it a couple more times?
No, if you dye it black, it's gonna fade.
No, but it's gonna fade like a few times.
It's gonna go brown again.
I just don't want to, yeah,
I just want to go back to my natural hair color.
So the blonde it is not better
Fuck. No, no, no. Dark hair, dark hair is better. Dark hair is better.
Like, you're not just saying that. Like, just be straight up. Like, you have to be honest.
I mean, here's a day at the end of the day. You're chocked either way, so it's okay.
I mean, that's just not true. You're projecting on me, but...
Thank you. Black is better?
You can tell someone's just mad because she can't dye her hair.
Because she's a lady with a hair dye.
Yeah, it won't say that you're mad because you can't dye your hair.
Aw, the water already did down my hair, and it's brown. Watch this here because he doesn't have hair.
He doesn't have hair.
That's why I love you.
No!
Chill out!
She didn't want to love you!
Come on, you're a fake demon.
I'm bald and you like cut this off.
No!
No!
I'm not!
I'm not going to be in this!
I'm just going to make it up your top.
Either way, get on my phone.
Wait, she said black was better, right?
Uh, condos?
We're like on migs.
She said black was better.
One, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten,
ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten,
She said black was better, right?
Uh, condo?
It looks like a mix.
She said black was better.
1-4-5?
No?
It looks like a mix of both.
Is this in number 3 Chad? Like Balden 2?
Song's safe.
If you can be up there, so can I.
Let's see.
Amaroo?
I don't know.
Don't give me your android number, Brian.
Hold on.
I can't stop.
Hold on.
I'm going to try to call me back.
This looks kind of crazy.
What's that?
Did she put me on D&D?
Who's that?
We're saying Rage.
Rage?
Yana?
We call her Rage.
Raises a random. I'm not gonna raise or a farm right now
He's working right now, bro
He is over though fairs
That wasn't even a reference. He texted me I'm busy right now. Yeah, I am. Yeah, I am whatever I am.
I
Yana
No one wants to pick up my phone call, bro.
Y'all know I'm live.
How you doing?
I'm good.
I was just calling people.
You notice anything different?
What the fuck? What do you mean no?
No, not a thing.
But, like, uh...
Wait, I'm fine. Wait, hold up. I'm fine today.
I'm fine today.
Nah, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
Like, do you see, like...
Did you brush your teeth?
I did brush my teeth. Glad you noticed.
But then my hair, my hair is black now.
Okay, I'll...
Okay, yeah, um, it looks good, the same kind of.
What? No, it doesn't look the same.
I was like, how many people see if, like, you know, is the blonde better than the black,
or is the black better than the blonde?
I'm trying to get people's opinion, because, like, I can't go back now.
Well, honestly, it looks pretty snazzy. The black is looking snazzy.
Like, better than the blonde snazzy, though?
Yeah, because the blonde was, you know, it just looked a mess.
There's you know what you know what thank you thank you you're actually the
second person that said it was good out of like 10 people thank you thank you
don't know and you're telling me the truth right okay okay am I chopped yeah
nothing all right yeah all right thank you gonna okay
Not bad man.
Hey, no, no, nobs, nobs chat, nobs.
Snazzy a good thing?
Snazzy?
I think that's a good thing.
Bro, nobs.
Call Wendy.
I don't got, I don't got Wendy number, bro.
Otherwise I would.
Call cutie?
Yo, Band-Aid guy from our chat, man.
What do you call, Lud?
Ludwig?
Because he went full blonde.
And you guys are like opposite.
Dude, bro, I think the black doesn't even, it doesn't even look natural to me.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Why are you laughing, bro?
You look like part of the Addams family.
Like they did an Asian Addams family spin-off.
That doesn't make sense.
That doesn't even make sense at all.
They're Thursday Addams.
That doesn't make sense at all.
You gotta make sense.
No, no, no.
But no, you think it looks better than a blonde.
Like we look, you switch places.
Uh, do I think it looks better than a blonde?
I think it ought to grow on me a bit, maybe.
So, what do you think of it, like, better, better, worse?
You gonna take me a bit to get used to it, but I don't think it's bad.
For real?
Yeah, I don't think it's too bad, no.
So, so better.
No, no, no.
No, for sure not.
Bro, are you really like...
100% no.
Alright, alright, I'm just getting people's opinions. Thank you, bro.
Hey, no worries, man. I'm always gonna be honest with you, bro.
Yeah, thank you. That's what I... Thank you, bro.
If you look ugly, I'll tell you, bro.
Thank you, you can always trust me. I don't think you look I'll tell you that shit
Thank you. Thank you. I like wise, you know, I don't think you look too good right now either. Honestly, I prefer your natural hair color
I'm fucking ask I'm telling you I'm just telling you I'm just telling you I'm taking that nap. I mean, yeah
Yeah, I mean I'm just being real because I would never lie
I asked you don't tell us on you asked me
listen, man, I just
I just am worried about you is all just please do better
Fuck this guy's threatened my fucking life
Bro Jamie keeps calling me and I be on a call and I call it back and he just doesn't pick up
Hello
Hello, I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm live.
Oh, hi.
Yeah, how have you been?
I've been good, and how about you?
Um, I've been great. I just wanted to show you something.
Have you on the plane?
No, I'm in a- I'm in a fucking Maybach. That's what I mean.
Okay, show me.
Uh, what do you think?
Wait!
You changed your hair?
Yeah. No, I didn't.
Oh my gosh. You look so big, baby.
Let's go. Let's go. You look...
Like better? Like better or worse?
It looks clean.
You look like a good student.
It looks good, it looks good, I like it, it's great.
Like, better than the blonde though?
Like, be honest, you can be blonde, just be real.
I think, I think you're a more green flag with the black.
What do you mean by that?
Like, I would, you know, I would introduce you to my friend
with your black hair.
Oh.
But with your blonde hair,
and I know, I feel like you should,
you should wait a bit.
Wait, what?
Like, the blonde hair's more like bad boy,
The black hair is like, it's like cleaner, good boy, grade A student.
Okay, wait so, so it's just two different box.
Yeah it is.
Okay yeah, I feel that.
And if you were to pick one, you would go with what color? For me.
I like the black.
Thank you, thank you, Jamie. Hope you've been well.
You're welcome. Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Snaps, bro.
I'm a fucking good boy.
Like, what the fuck was that, bro?
Like, what was that? That was weird.
What the fuck?
Thank you, mom.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
WDriver.
WLWS.
Two ten and one good boy.
Crazy.
WLWS.
You got it.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
WLWS.
I
Look like a fucking good boy
Wow, what the fuck what it did what?
This is crazy
You hurry up
This is this is why bro. I let him look. I'm looking myself, bro. I don't look real, bro
I'm not used to this shit at all
Honey hello, Marnot
Hello
Huh?
My mom was watching me.
My mom was watching me?
What's he doing?
Bro, what happened?
You're chopped just like Misa's big mom, Raph.
Raph, bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Please don't compare me and you together.
Because you're a fucking fat chud.
You're a fat little fucking chud.
What do you
Ready they had gave me my first bike says Marlin, bro
Who's that no content and start getting bikes like a golf carts wearing fucking scooters and shit
Oh my god, who's home?
Go to Ron?
No, Ron!
Ron, are you okay?
Ron!
He takes a new chill.
You all right?
Damn, what happened, huh?
I don't think he wants to be bothered.
Dude, my black hair looks so weird.
Oh my God, it looks so weird.
What the fuck does it look so weird?
I feel like the back of my head looks so weird.
Oh my fucking God, bro.
I need a gun.
Will there be a shower segment?
Oh my god!
What the fuck did I do?
I think it'll look good. You just need to get a shower and like shampoo conditioner.
Bro!
I was like black as fuck.
Like when you wash it out of it, it'll be...
I think it looks good. I think it looks good.
You got more handsome, bro.
Oh.
It's like me cutting my bullet off.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, wait, wait.
Go Aira.
I need to put some product in my hair.
All right, come on.
Let me change my outfit real quick.
Hold on.
It's so good.
All right, come on.
Let me change my outfit real quick.
Hold on.
It's so good.
You get to stop it.
Outfit.
Outfit.
I'm going to put some conditioner in my hair.
Make it look like smoother.
And then I'll make a TikTok, bro.
This shit, this shit's like a...
Wait, don't you want to wash your hair first before you push it in?
You want to wash your hair first or no?
Should I wash my hair, Chad?
Yeah, you have to try to clean it.
You can wash it.
Like shampoo conditioner, Bob?
Yeah.
Look, everything has a new place, like some nice little room.
I want to wash it like the scene.
And you can use a new towel too, bro.
I
Do I get in there fully naked or do I just like take my shirt off and hit money
fully naked
You know what I get the bleach water on your your clothes. No
I
Go short
What the fuck, man?
I think you were gonna record it anyway.
Yeah, you gotta record me, bro.
I know.
Just fucking...
Just come on, just lock in, bro.
I am locked in, bro.
Don't pay the camera downstayers!
Please, bro.
I don't...
Please, bro.
I got my cabinet, I got my tighty fucking whitey's on, bro.
Bro, what is it to hide, bro?
You came out to actually win a fucking mall.
All right.
What?
I'm gonna use that one, bro.
Okay.
You want me to get that for you, too?
You want me to?
I don't want to waste something.
How did you get junkie?
Yeah, I thought you were about to smack that shit in my face.
All right, so should I shampoo?
I haven't shampooed in a very long time. I don't shampoo my hair because it strips natural oils out of it.
Do I shampoo in condition?
Yes.
Because it strips natural oils out of a...
Or is it access to conditioners?
Okay.
Any shorts? Just uh...
Eyes up here, mister?
I got my shorts on with that a sand pool conditioner this is the first time I
I'll check them out here and probably fucking,
well, barely going time.
I don't have any left.
All right, there.
This should be somewhere out there.
I don't want it too hot though.
I'm stuck down here again.
I can't, so let's close the shower already, too.
You also oughta splash it on your bathroom.
Come on, bro.
You can't even be in the bathroom, bro.
It's still a scrub.
Yeah.
It's like, what the fuck's going on?
Officer Cody, you're a co.
You get distracted.
Play my head real quick.
Oh, it's like fucking dry, isn't it?
I think that dying fucking baby is really dry.
Now let's get on the shorts and then they move.
This is how you shampoo your hair, bro.
You want to try and get the roots, okay?
But I'm trying to shampoo everything because it's still dying shit.
I'm using an anti-brick shampoo, so I can use that as a tissue.
Oh, you see the black coming out?
That's good, bro.
I don't know why it's taking me so black.
I want to go natural.
My natural is not black.
Oh my God.
Look, bro.
It's like black clouds.
Oh my God. Look, it's like black clouds.
Now, I like to get a couple strokes in, make sure it's all in.
And then, like a brown mark in water.
Sometimes I like to play with the bubbles in the shower, I like to miss anyone else?
I don't feel like I'm getting my stache.
Good, good, good, good, good.
I hate this skinny that's right here, girl.
I want those back ones back in that room.
Okay?
Come here.
Whoa!
Huh!
That was a burn.
Whoa.
I like to do the generous amount of glad we're in a lot of hands like solution then
I'm losing my hair. I'm losing my hair, Jeff. I'm losing hair follows. This is not
a good sign. But after the first die, I think this is how it's supposed to be.
So, here we are going to leave it in for like, how long do I leave conditioning in, like 5 minutes?
2 minutes. So leave your conditioning in 5 minutes.
Okay.
I'm kind of excited to give my new towel. Anyone else?
Go in.
Let's see how long we can cut this leave it to the brashness.
The direction is unclear, leave frizz, leave frizz in a patch.
How long bro?
Look at my knife.
It doesn't say how long.
But it's okay, it's sweet right there.
I'm not looking at the camera while you're doing it, not looking at me.
Ew, no.
I can't.
You're still staring at me.
You're looking at me in front of the camera.
I'm not looking at you.
I'm not looking at you.
Don't forget that I'm gonna get some pee.
Do I die on my chest?
Fuck this shit on the loose.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
You wanna start with this?
Don't start with something you can't finish.
Come on.
I'm sorry, my head's trying to smell good.
You smell it?
Yeah, it's not good, bro.
Should I go to the shower?
Yeah, go shower.
I turn to the shower?
Turn around a bit.
That's going to be a problem on the left side.
Alright, let's do it again.
Why curling your toes, you know?
No, no, no, no.
Because I don't want to get my shit wet.
Alright, alright, alright.
Here we go.
Alright, that's it.
This should do the shower, man.
Alright.
See me.
Alright.
Boom.
There we go.
Anyone else thought about it when they walked their hair? Or is it just me?
Sometimes I can't really breathe well.
That's anyone?
Alright, let's get out of here, let's get the fuck out of here.
What the fuck are you doing?
No, that was nothing.
I don't know why I turned red.
That's on me.
That's on me.
That's a big towel.
Okay
See how we looking bro, dude, it's gonna be exact same
What was that supposed to do? What was the shampoo and conditioner supposed to do?
Take the die out or I should have the same color
It's gonna take a couple washes I guess
I don't know.
Just, just, shoot.
I keep shooting like that, you're making me up.
You're making me up, come on this hour.
It's my turn, bro.
Fuck.
Come here.
Yeah.
All right.
There we go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's okay, it's not gonna be wrong, nothing of it.
It's alright.
Alright.
Woo! Finally I'm back.
Alright, I like to use this one.
You can just see my hair.
All right, all right, I don't know if that did anything or not, but but I'm black
Hey, hey, my name black
Boom, boom
I'm looking I want to look older if you was out look younger. I don't look younger bro look older
All right now I need a outfit check should I go all black on them
Go all black. Yo, I look you need a good outfit. Oh
So I can I get a tiktok
You look like a fushi girl like making me
Toji Fit. Toji Fit. Oh, hold on, bro. I could go toji.
What is Toji wear? Just grey sweats and fucking a black shirt, no?
T-Mu Toji!
You know you chop, right?
A compression?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I don't even know if I have a compression.
Actually, I have this.
I have this
This some silky under armor like this is that silky shit
Let me know let me know. I don't know what it's looked like. I haven't worn this at all
I don't be wearing compressions. There's like the only compression shirt I have
Only compressions
Cuz I just tied on my body bro. I just kind of comfortable
Calling you know what this shit look good, bro. I look gay
This shit, bro, this is a loose compression, bro. I got fucking loose compressing on
I mean, it was late, I was late.
Tuck it in.
Where the fuck did it go?
Is this another sims like me?
Dude, I don't know if I'll wear this.
This is not it, bro.
This is not it.
I don't know why he brought a black hair to black.
It looks weird, bro.
This is bad fix, bro.
I could go have a tight black tee.
I don't like the dress.
It's not really a compression, but like it's like a black tea.
college to lose now that that I know like yeah that different like you but
different like tea I did I did hell no but no like damn bro where's the back
That's the other one today.
Where did I put it?
Where did it go there?
Maybe on the ground right there?
I think so.
No, it's, that's not, it's a good fellow.
That was not, I'm pretty sure you were wearing that.
Or not.
I'm wearing a polo.
I'm gonna put my polo.
Wait, when I changed teeth it was in here.
Right?
Oh, that's my gym shirt.
Fuck, I don't want to lose my eyes, man.
I'm fucking chatting.
I'm just fucking chatting, man.
No, it's not.
I don't know.
I gotta get used to that black hair, man.
This shit looks so weird.
It's so weird, bro.
Chat will hate you no matter.
White tank you don't have Torah Dora give up as it oh my god, bro
Better clean come on bro simple simple simple. I'm looking simple
All right now what type of pants what pants chat or do I just keep the sweats for the tiktok?
The
Keep all right, all right
Garcia with the tank gifted
We say not
All right, dude, this is does the no pants
Camo
All right, we'll just take talks about it.
Is there an old sound that you use, like in the old days?
We could hit a Wii.
Want to hit a Wii?
I pulled up a resume before I read it too long.
I'm not doing four of these, bro.
Now eat a mayo sandwich.
Toji-san?
Do I put glasses on?
Nah, I can't.
Holy shit.
I'm not a zen in anymore?
What does that sound?
Oh my god.
Not a Xanon anymore.
Not a Xanon anymore.
I'm not a Xanon anymore.
It's a good one, you said.
You see it right here?
I'm not a Xanon anymore.
What is this trend, bro?
I'm not a Xanon anymore.
to my wife's name. It's Fushion. I'm not a Zander anymore. I'm not a Zander anymore.
Oh, nice. Corny. Corny's friend, man. Corny-ass trend. Fuck it. I'll use it, though.
I'm not a Zander. Yeah, fuck it. I'll use it. I'll use it. I'll use this trend.
Corny-ass trend, bro. Bad sound. I mean, it's actually not a bad sound, bro. Ain't it's trending?
Fuck it. I don't care. I'll use it.
Alright, bro. Let's direct this shit real quick.
How's the lighting? How's the lighting?
Yeah, you good why are we on a snap shirt?
I don't know, just check the lighting real quick.
Uh, here, let me flip the camera for you.
Ew, why did you put your camera here?
Why did you put your camera here?
I did it, man, you gave me the phone like that.
Fucking filter, bro.
Alright, my hair's mad wet.
Dude, holy shit.
I'm not gonna lie the front camera, bro. That shit is a jump scare
Like like y'all are like adapting down they be trolling about it before but now it's like bro. Holy the black hair
Fix your hair below dry it
I bet that that
Fuckin' 6th string, he up so bad, man!
Too much power.
Roll ball.
Damn Jack.
This is gonna take some getting used to bro.
I'm back though man.
I'm back to black.
My parents happy as hell.
Like that thing's gonna be harder to spot me as well right now?
Or like if my facial features is so one of one
that y'all can still spot me.
What do you want to do, sis?
You're a good job.
I got this in the water.
All right
That's look like a big brother she does that look real
This is like crazy crazy
Crazy girl.
Oh my god.
They used to compare you to Sachero Gojo, now they compare you to fucking Megamy.
Fuck!
Damn!
I don't want to be Megamy, bro.
They nerf him, bud.
Let me piss, bro. God, this is pissing y'all.
Fuck!
I
Show come on
No, I can
What was that what's going on the morning show the call on? Oh
Hell no, I can have a lot. I know I see how much shit
I
I got one main though, and then it's not
That's out, but I'll put you on a one, bro
Put you on one of my time. I'm a stream. Yeah
But you know antique this is it's just not as far
I heard of I heard it was good
Shit not good
A lot of this shit. I don't even
You know.
Ahem.
Mom, this room needs to style the front.
It's Fushi Guru now?
Wait, is that not the sound chat?
It's Fushi Guru now.
This is the sound, huh?
These other sound ones.
But actually it looks like a picture trend though.
your chendol
YBG tiktok
YBG
What's this tiktok?
What's this tiktok?
Well, you were there too!
Dude, he's so scared you are!
I
Took my wife's name
Bro, this is not it's only got 300 poses. I'm gonna use the main one
What the fuck was that?
This you got 31 K-Pose
I'm not a cent, I'm not a cent, I'm not a cent.
And why would you eat a chop, bro?
Be drop one if you want horror?
I'm not a cent anymore.
It's quite worse now.
It's pushing through me now.
But tell me, we'll burn all the costs.
Unless you accept one.
My mother's told me.
Should I go glasses?
Or nah, no glasses?
Nah, no glasses.
I bet here. Let's just use this. Let's just shoot this out bro.
I'm not attending anymore. I took my wife's name.
Do I lip sync or do I just like look into the distance?
I think you just look into the distance.
I bet.
Or you should both.
Yeah, for God's sake. I lip sync bro.
I'm not going to lie bro, they said they were going to fix this shit and now I got to pay
damages on this.
Oh god I'm not paying damage on this fucking balcony shit, it's because Yugi was swinging
on my fucking balcony for some phase trailer.
I'm not, I, I, I, I, I unfuckin believable, wait, wow they, they fucking just left this.
Wow
Fucking hell man. Wow. All right
Ready how's the lighting house lighting this way? Okay, you guys this way. How do you want to do this?
Shake shake shake hands still just like my print. Okay. You want your print? Okay. All right, three two one
Every time I got a lip-sync
Three two one
I gotta fix my hair and shit
Yeah, I got a new I got a new haircut, bro
I'm gonna come down and I'm gonna show you just let me get this tick-tock on
Like under the balcony so you can't see me
Yeah, yeah, just don't look at me, bro
What's up, punk?
Dude, Gilbert, no!
I'm not showing it, but...
God, bro, my really child, bro.
Oh, my God.
You moved up a little bit.
No, no, no.
It's just, bro, I just need an haircut.
This part in the bag is what you want.
Same day?
Yeah.
Alright, ready?
One, two, one, two, three.
I took my wife's name, and it's through she came here now, but count me in on all the heart.
I'm not a son in it anymore.
I took my wife's name, and it's through she came here now, but count me in on all the heart.
Hey, why do I really look like that, dude?
Yes, though, he's the best.
Like, but I actually look like that?
Yes, you do.
Wait, why do I look like that?
I don't know.
Wait, I actually look like that?
I've been trying to explain it for the past two years, though.
Wait, what do I do? That's me?
I thought I broke it!
Where are you?
I did it! Hey!
I'm not done yet!
Wait...
I like that for... No, one more time, one more time, one more time.
Yeah, let me see if I can fix it up and make you look a little bit better.
No, it's like, yeah, yeah, the ankles are some shit, right?
I'll cut that, yeah, yeah.
Or maybe do I look like, like, not small as much, maybe?
I'll have to take a shirt off.
Alright, 3, 2, 1.
I'm not a son anymore.
It took my wife's name.
It's pushing through the wall.
Look out, you're not all the fault.
I'm not a son anymore.
It took my wife's name.
It's pushing through the wall.
Wait, bro.
Wait, I don't think it's me or the camera.
It's just you.
Wait, wait.
Why, bro?
Why?
wait one more time wait let me see wait let me take a picture of a little bit wait do I
maybe like lean on a balcony maybe because bro they bro I went from gojo to mega me
bro I want to kill myself
that's almost I'm almost done bro I just gotta get this real quick
me fluff my hair maybe you're so shambler like I mean uh maybe you could walk out from the
mouth
maybe if I lean there yeah maybe even yes let's see the Polish changed it up a little bit
all right okay okay ready one two three
I
Do that small I don't know bro. What's wrong with you, bro?
Words with that small no, no, no, you know what it is
I just got a shampoo my hair and it strips up oil his breasts. It's not as fluffy. We had to record it tomorrow
Then no no no just one more one more time
One two or three
I
Did I look like that I don't know we took six attempts. Hey, how many tests is gonna be seven come on seven seven
Wait, wait, why actually look like that?
Oh
Maybe maybe you try recording the front camera like yourself
bro just bring a car neighbor what you talking about bro i can't
hold on bro i'm ready i just one more time bro because my phone keeps glitching
something's freezing i think you were too far too far i got better
closer i just yeah make sure you just get the lean but not too far
yeah i got you here here here ready one wait one two three
Oh
God oh god is the lighting oh god is the lighting oh god is the lighting
Oh god is the lighting bro. What's our flash on God is the lighting?
It's here
Maybe a dapster.
Hey, let me go downstairs.
I think the lighting on the back ain't ass, bro.
That's no fun, bro.
Holy shit.
Hold on, bro.
That ain't the lighting, bro.
You look Indian.
Oh, shit.
What do you think, girl?
Another child.
Uh, it's just, it looks so...
I haven't seen you.
It looks like you're not here.
I'm not here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I haven't seen you, it looks fake.
I know it doesn't look real, bro.
I'm not used to it.
It looks weird to me.
It's a bit, bro.
What made you go back to-
Black?
Yeah.
I ran out of content today, bro.
I ran out of fucking content, bro.
I mean, it looks like a wig.
That's really your hair for real.
Yeah, it's because, bro, the box died.
This is not my natural black.
So it's like darker than usual.
I mean, I don't think it looks crazy, though.
I think you are we're gassing it if you did get an air cut or like tapering or maybe style it
I think I got to get an air cut bear for sure
Maybe the blonde was kind of a vibe or well whatever it was. I'm so used to seeing you with that hair. This looks
They say a rock Lee
Shit
You look you're rock Lee man
I wanna be Rock Lee, I wanna be fucking, I wanna be Naruto.
Bro, there's still shit, there's still shit.
I wanna be fucking Sasuke, wait, ready?
Watch this, watch this.
Wait.
You know the NSI?
I'm banging.
Wait, what was that?
Fireball juicer, ready?
That was fireball.
I don't know what's going on.
Did he do that right?
You would not.
I don't know.
Yeah.
See, this is what happens when you watch-
SHUT!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
Turn that phone off.
Turn that phone off.
Turn that phone off.
Try to avoid any reflective surfaces or front cameras or mirrors for the next-
for the foreseeable future.
That's why I tell you all the time how you want to say how I feel.
Yeah, I feel
It looks
But it's not like you're not it's not like GGs though like I feel like I think it needs a fatal
Oh wait from being called gojo the fucking mega me, bro. I mean that's not bad. Can we got nursed?
Yeah
Yeah, but I mean he's still you know I mean that's still mega me though
He's like pretty tough, but it's not a go-go bro. It's all good. It's all good. I'm gonna get this tiktok
Oh, I think it's lighting. Let me see. He's got me the light.
In front of slime, maybe
Oh baby come from the stairs right there like you coming out like a new man
Come on now. Come on now make it look heavenly
This way yeah this way yeah, I'm not gonna lie, but I can't see myself, it's okay. I can't see I can't see I can't see
Yeah, that's good, that's good. Yeah pulls like that pulls like that ready closer close
3, 2, 1
I can't do it
3, 2, 1
It's not bad, but it's not bad, but I don't know bro. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Okay wait if Marlon said you fuck with it in school
You know what I'm saying? I think we just gotta get used to it.
Yeah, that's the main thing.
I'm not gonna lie. That changed my whole mindset.
Jesus.
I love that.
How long does it take?
Uh, not that long.
I'm bloated right now, bro.
No, you're not.
What you mean though, I'm not.
You know what I have it?
Let me.
No, let me.
Why are you voicing that?
Do people really do that?
No.
What?
You're the next one.
Just before like the TikTok, man.
What the fuck is he doing?
What the fuck is that?
That's what I could never see that.
So I could get my Hunter eyes in front of TikTok.
I'm just joking.
You're good.
You don't gotta do that.
No, that's all.
I gotta do this for my so I can get my positive candle too,
bro.
Your hair.
No, TikTok.
But take talk, bro, if mad people are gonna see this,
you know what I'm saying?
Where is he?
He's right here.
I've been hot earrings, bro.
He's hot earrings.
They're saying you're FOV matching.
No, I'm draining my lymphatic around the eye bag area.
Lymphatic nodes.
Lymphatic area, yes.
That's not where they are.
That's where they are.
You can drag her out.
You can go there when you're like two, four, four,
or whatever you want.
That's something I'm talking about.
You can push them in.
Yeah.
All right, one more time, one more time.
Wait, can you teach me how to do the thirst traps here,
How many takes is it take for you?
I do one take for me.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
I don't want to get that shit.
I don't want to get that shit.
I don't want to get that shit, bro.
I don't want to get that shit, bro.
I don't want to get that shit, bro.
How many drafts I got?
Let me see.
Let me see.
What do you have, bro?
I got one, two, three, four, five, ten.
Damn!
Fuck!
Damn, fuck!
How much is that?
Five takes.
Five takes?
Six takes.
Five takes?
Six takes.
Five takes?
I think you got to do it, bro.
I didn't even have five drafts ever.
Yeah. Put the budget aside.
I don't know, let's just see where the fuck we're going up.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright.
But like, bro, just, just get the print on.
Alright, betcha.
Yeah, I gotcha, I gotcha.
Is that all good? Ready?
Three, two, one.
I'm not a sad anymore.
I took my wife's name.
It's through she did me well.
But Cali, I'm not going to fuck.
I'm not a sad, like, fuck.
I don't know, I like this place.
I think that was like, through she did me.
I
Live I don't know my job valid
I don't like bro like bro
Mama says valid eat the thirst top God is in Valorant
I know I might eat my I don't want bro. Okay. Yeah, you can pick it up. I'm gonna throw that shit
Hello, hard eyes, I'm watching
I I went black. Okay. No. No. I went black. Captain.
Coast. Hold on. You go. You the mad girl's in that in my
shit. Let's watch it like let's wait a minute and just
refresh it. We'll see. Yeah. That's a couple of times
rise but it's all good. You see how stepped out here
Yeah, you can repost my shirt or not.
No.
You can repost my shirt or not.
Fuck no!
What?
You had a sponsor sucking on your shirt or not?
Fucking crazy?
You had a sponsor on your shirt or not?
Nah.
You didn't have a sponsor or what?
No, no.
He had a sponsor right here.
Oh, no.
I have a sponsor.
Yeah.
Where at?
You have multiple sponsors.
Yeah, remnants of sponsors on your neck, bro.
Oh, I look like I got tagged by something.
I'm just like a little panel though, if you're here.
Right?
I'm sorry, just a little panel.
So I'm saying, bro, I like that you just got hit up on the island, bro.
That's a bitch on the dick ever?
No.
No?
No?
No?
No?
Yeah, just come out, bro.
Dude, unlock the new character in PLI, if you ever...
Oh, yeah, you got a bike?
I'm about to...
Oh.
So we unlocked Leo.
Leo and the bike store.
Yeah.
And he's low-key up to a cookie, got 37 bikes,
one with super rare one, and a bunch of gear.
And bite us off the barbecue, too.
Oh, damn, bro.
That's fire, man.
He's with the shins.
Yeah.
So when's the barbecue?
Oh, so you can slide whenever.
I bet.
I got it.
You know?
Little bike barbecue?
Not bad, man.
And I got gear in case I want to try to pop a wheelie.
So now I got some gear.
That's it.
Ah, fuck.
Why are you stressing?
Take the ticket right now. Take the ticket right now.
Oh, my black hair, man.
Your comments are saying.
All right, let me see.
Let me see.
Maybe your comments got hard-eyed.
OK.
OK.
223?
Oh!
I look like Toji.
I like to see that.
He's out like Toji, bro.
Are you coming?
He's out like Toji.
Come on, come on.
You look like...
No, wait.
I like this one right here.
The Rock Lee one.
No, bro.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
me what I mean what I mean what I mean what I mean what I mean bro I don't
bro oh wait there's proof of my upcycle I just started watching it
bro what a fuck man it's not bro ain't it bro not a single girl it
Oh
She looked
What happened to you, bro
What happened to you?
Oh
It's so fun more than look at my comments
bro bro ain't no girl in my wait
yeah maybe just go look at it come on I didn't know I was supposed to know that
was a fucking fan page bro
purple rain
No, it's getting haircut bro
I think she'll get a little taper
Yeah, I can go facial hair just wait till November though
I was growing a goatee
Oh my day
It ain't that funny.
It ain't that funny.
It ain't that funny.
You don't like this.
I bought like a hair growing stick.
I bought a hair growing stick.
I'm going to start.
I'm going to try and grow it out.
You're putting what, like, monoxidil on your face?
All you do is do the roller shit?
I got it off TikTok.
It's like a stick with some type of a thing on it.
Is this a roller where it rolls your shit?
It's like a ball.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to apply it.
Monoxidil.
You'll have.
I think.
And then maybe I get a little goatee going.
And then I can look like y'all.
OK, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And then in Broom, we could go to Miami and start some shit.
I don't know about you, Miami.
You fucking love Miami, don't you?
You love Miami.
You love Miami.
Yeah, in fact.
Miami and start some shit.
Oh, my God.
Here.
What was the last time you was in Miami, metaphor?
I don't even know.
I'm definitely having a couple of sponsors for sure.
That's where I shot the commercial.
Hold on.
Don't fuck our shit up, bud.
That's the neck brace, bro.
For just the bike?
Yeah.
It should be fall.
Yo, move yourself.
That's the thing to fuck with, dude.
Hold on.
I've never seen those shoes on you.
Damn, bud.
That was a pretty dirty one.
What is this?
This is for protection, extra protection.
So you're like your ass melt for your spine.
So when we try to do a release, you'll get injured.
Why are you so fucking stressed?
Like go back to your comments right now.
Cause we, you know, here's the thing.
Let me teach you something.
Okay.
Whatever the most liked comment in your TikTok section
is that's what the general public thinks.
So let's see what the most likes right now.
Listen, bro.
I don't think the reception is bad bad.
There we go.
Oh, fuck, it's not making this voice.
34 lights now are in there.
What's it say?
This is the most light, bro.
Oh, god.
What's it say?
It's bad?
Is it GGs?
Listen, bro, you could just start wearing an egg gear.
Wait, the most light is Toji, bro.
100 lights.
That's not bad.
Yeah, let me see.
Well, I look like Toji.
What in the fuck?
That's good, that's great, actually.
Yeah
I can go blind again I'm going blind well how soon as you can because apparently like six months
Wow, you're cooked. There's no way you're yeah
I
Can't go from dark to life
Just don't wear a gear
I'll do it here, bro. You put a hat maybe a beanie
Oh, bro. Like I can't I can't do that. Oh, no. Yeah
Let me try you don't do it here
You look like fucking what's the name Ashley from Pokemon fucking catching Pokemon balls and shit
Maybe
I mean a second that's better though. It's not horrible
Keep I don't know about the side. You had a great time. I think you had a right to first. Oh, oh
Yeah, there you go, yeah, yeah, that's not bad. That's not bad a little survive. It's just like peeking out
That's not that I look Mexican kind of
You definitely look Asian though
Edgar Jason.
Edgar Jason.
You know what, bro?
Can't dwell on shit.
You can't change it, bro.
You know what?
You sound like you're like, fuck, I'm fried.
Nah, nah.
Honestly, it's gotta grow on me.
You know what?
I'm taking the gray pill, bro.
What's that?
The pill of self-improvement.
Embeddering yourself.
It's a great idea.
Ah, fuck me.
I think you need to get back in the gym, bud.
I've been in the gym every single morning.
Stop the line.
Oh, my God.
Every single morning.
I went at 9 AM this morning.
9 AM.
Hey, how much does the Stairmaster amount to?
Yes.
Someone went outside and was like, yo, I just...
Three bands?
It's a rented.
So we liked.
I might do it as a buy one, bro.
That's the only reason I set up the even-out convention.
I mean, if you still haven't been in the convention...
I'm not gonna lie.
I waited like 20 minutes.
Why'd you not come?
I still would be going.
I just will go.
20 minutes to get on a stairmaster
No, that's the worst part. It's always packed like it's packed in the morning
Anime episode or two and I could watch another episode one Minnesota. It's just like
Just because it's convenient
No, no, they're also
Got a made-back you got three cars in the fucking driveway man
The driveway I have to to plus the bike into cars two bikes two bikes in two cars
four
Four more vehicles. Yeah, I have a lot of mobility now that I'm thinking about yeah, dude a lot of mobility
I actually just plug the e-wagon back in it's good five cars
Dude
But I have one for like a decade so that doesn't even really count I really only have one
on Equinox 300 a month that's a lot that's 1800
wow yeah wait don't you do that math right what the fuck
3600 3600 yeah that's that's uh that's a whole year yeah I'm gonna just bought a
I thought you had one
Some sort of party up there. That's the only thing I miss it. That's the only thing I miss it. That's why I wanted that up there
Don't fuck
You all trying to check out after I'm gonna be on the road tonight. I'm I hit a crane shot. Yeah. Yeah, you line like shit
You don't even know what that is
Hey, that's on top of the air by the way. I did a full questioning. I do don't think he's a spy. I know what his father is
He was at the you there
Phantom oh, man. I'm what are you saying? Oh, it was I can't say too much
Fucking is the little shit that's starting on a little R
And the little arm letter or a little shit
Oh no, Rekai? Rekai? Nah, he's just fucking retarded.
I'm fucking Rekai though, bruh.
He did a little dumb, bruh, but he's 17, bruh.
Alright, man. Alright.
Later, boys
Wait
Yeah, yeah, we turn our lights and shit you feeling yourself in the chair
Wait, Silkie awake?
I coulda go show Silkie.
Oh yeah, let me show Silkie, bro.
Haircut segment?
Can the guy couple love today?
I mean, I could text him, but he doesn't come last minute.
I could text both of them.
Yeah, he loves you, bro.
Yeah, just whenever.
Good.
Let me change the battery.
You change the battery?
Yeah, yeah, all right, we're gonna go down and see you see if you good
Just go to a salon bro, I would like to go to the barber that I do are you really go to
Like you saw straight it is right now. It's cuz right after shampooing. It's just insanely straight, bro
It's just insanely straight, but naturally my shit curl up like my dick
You look like a lesbian
No, I don't man. No, I don't
All right, let's go to Silky
All right, let's go to Silky.
You chop but I'm not seeing a lesbian.
Thank you for your reassurance, man.
Oh my God, this is like crazy.
Oh my God.
No Silky! Silky, you up? Silky!
Eww, what the fuck?
I don't know anything about this.
Oh, hell no! You're a-
You fuck, bro!
I'm gonna buy some sauce.
Oh my god!
I
Don't know I have to like the he's supposed to upgrade game you went down
No, bro, bro
That's chop like I said
Stop stop stop stop stop stop
What are you talking about
No, don't do
You got a star pimple patches
It's just black my hairstyle is the same
Pink is white dumbass
Going on the white light
It's not that bad
You are told you my top comment on my most recent tiktok. It's toji, but no way
Yes, it is it is I say yo, oh my god hard
It's not that bad you dick writing
You start dick writing me now the whole chat know the chat chat to start
Oh, it's actually good hard eyes and now they all call me chop. Fuck you kill yourself
Yesterday you came in. I'm like nah this thing got clone like this thing a little totally different tan
You have the the blonde coming out with the black. I'm like, nah, this is how this thought then you just go
He's like, you know what? Fuck it. Fuck me. I don't I don't like me. That's what you just said
You say you don't like yourself
For doing that
Who died up even told you that's gonna be a good idea cutie and Ray
Bro, come on. It's not that bad. Do you guess it you guessed it?
I'm not going to you. Oh god. You're guessing you're guessing you're guessing I get a haircut look good
Game. Nothing's saving that game.
Are you dumb?
I know, bro. Whatever hair style you have yesterday, bro, go back, bro.
That shit was tough. This shit is fucking terrible.
This shit actually makes me hate you, man. You're a gas city!
Bro, like, the back of my skin is crawling, bro.
Like, that's exactly sad.
That's exactly sad in my car.
Ecstasy coaching.
I did it.
I did it.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Oh my god.
Bro.
Ah.
My god, bro.
No.
Bro, so Ron, I think Ronald's gonna bother right now.
If they can't do it today, you wouldn't do it tomorrow?
For the haircut?
Uh, yeah.
I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask what today is tomorrow.
Today, today, today.
Is Lacey home?
Ah, fuck.
No.
So much in here.
Bro, you don't even look that bad! Am I tripping?
It's definitely gonna need some getting used to bro because this is my natural hair color
And I have not seen my natural hair color in fucking years
Literal years
Tic-Tac comment coach you
Dot
I'm not a zanin
I'm not a zanin
This shit going up bro
Bro!
690!
690!
Toji!
Oh my god bro
Oh my god bro
He looks nothing like that
Dick frider
This doesn't even make sense bro
bro dude don't even make sense bro what the fuck are y'all at bro what are y'all talking about man
oh my god man see look what bro when it has volume like when it bro i'm telling y'all
straight out the shower is gonna look ass at especially after our shampoo bro and i had
I don't know how to volume, but it looks good.
Play on my soul.
I usually have my volume like three days after shampooing.
Like our day after shampooing.
Hello, my favorite Indian streamer.
Fire, fire, fire, fire.
I'm not Indian!
Look.
From lovers to strangers.
I've never seen this.
A-Y-Y-Y.
See, my natural black is lighter. It's a lot lighter.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, sexy. Hold on, sexy ass, dude. Hold on, bro. Mad sexy.
W-W-W.
Bro, sexy as fuck.
Why?
Bro, what the...
Hey, now I go from gojo to megamy, man.
Bro, hella toji's in the chat.
I'm getting compared to toji.
LMFAO?
Yes, sir.
All those high-hairs got to his head.
He he thinks he was a Greek guy with blonde hair like bro. You were chopped
Well, you linking your own fucking tweets in a chat for me to react to your fucking loser
Be too black
oh my god yes oh I needed this I needed this I needed this I needed this I needed
Oh my god bro, holy shit bro, I need to get that bro, spook mark dad, oh my god bro, holy shit.
Oh man, oh my god.
Fuck you, kill yourself, they all call me chop, fuck you, kill yourself.
Yeah, oh fuck yeah fuck you silky man. Oh my god
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait, bro, what is this? Did I do that?
Drew, I can't see where I'm going if you keep calling me!
Okay.
Oh, I need you, man.
Why are you saying OMG? What is this?
Drew, I can't see!
Him was fucking died. Holy shit where I'm going if you keep calling me
That's insane
Rannies ass over
I'm alive road highlights like I mean it was cool, but I'm gonna say the black look better
i'm coping yeah i'm gonna be coping bro let me call it a homie bro let me call it a homie maybe
maybe he'll be real with me
jason 2 nms3
who's aya wait who's aya
I am so sorry if Jackson Wayne didn't hit you up for that China trip I can't do
anything I can't I can't do anything that it it's raps
El Skimmer bro I did my job I sent all the info to Jackson Wayne's team and
Now it's up to him. I I I got all the people I
Sent your email say everything to Jackson Wayne. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me
It's hard to look at Jason, why is he in the middle? Yo, let me see pick up on discourse on discord quick quick quick quick
I
Wait wait
What you been up to bro
She jerking my shit
Jerking shit
Jerking my shit. Oh
Oh
Man you is chops
Bro you child
Bro you child
For you like a kid, bro. You look like a child look alien baby, bro
Oh, you like kid, right now you chopped
I
You got an egg or again boy you chop way we back
to it
So we back
Why can I only see your team and don't call me each one
so
Your response to me calling you time is to be calling me black
Yeah, let's pay to be black
I was gonna genuine question, bro
Okay, but why are you ashamed to be an agent you push that one girl's boyfriend, right?
But you child now, bro, I'm not I'm not I be out where can you be for real, bro?
Like you not just hop on a train and form your own opinion like but come on, bro
Bro, you like kid really chocolate alien baby again
You like to tell the alien baby bro be real zero bro, but let's get our hands
bro come on I'm not hopping on hands bro my grown-ass man let's go ahead let it
go ahead better go how you shut down oh my god that's the color your name
right hop on a fucking hinge bro but that's your color your name file oh
it's not bro. I'm 21 is 2026. Okay. The fuck? You chopped in 2026, bro. I'm not shot, bro. I took the great
deal. I took the great deal. You took the great deal? Yes. I don't even know what that is.
You're the top one. Oh, you took the top one. But I don't take that one, but it makes you
you. No, no, no, no, no, no,
why'd you stop making your hair blonde, bro? You look like a little
fucking you look like a LA boy, but now you look like a top alien
baby. The blonde made me look like a LA boy. Yeah, I know. Now
you look like a top alien baby. What is the pin?
I'm not going to let you pin.
Alright, wait, wait, bro. Bro, be for real. Like, is it that bad? Like, like, like. Alright, so you ask me three times to be for real. First time when I call you chop, I was being for real. Second time when I call you chop. Now, I was joking the second time. But the third time I call you chop, bro. No, you just chop. Alright? You got to take that to heart, bro. And now the thing is, let it humble you, bro. Okay.
Now you're gonna insult me watch it. He's thinking about insults to say I'm not gonna insult you
Honestly, if you if you if you really think that is bad and that the blonde look better than you know, it's your own opinion
All right, I agree. Yeah, that's my opinion. He's actually I think you're up. You look childly and baby. I
mean honestly
I don't know what the fuck is on your head black better
All right
You to be speaking on my hair bro when's the last you got a fucking haircut, huh?
I we don't do a haircut since I say first
8 p.m. Bro 8 p.m. You're in fucking bed, bro
What I'm going to bed early so I can wake up early
You're repo-ing a leash bro. Good job, bro. Do you need the extra 2k? Yes, I need that bro
I need I need it. Oh, you did it. Yes. I okay take back all the purses in that
What you gonna do with a bunch of purses, bro? What are you gonna do it a bunch of purses about purses, Brian?
I know fuck purses
Okay, all right, bro, if you really fucking gives don't take back the rolly though. This you ain't looking at this
You must be tripping you really pulling guess another day. I'm not repulsion man. That at least was
I know your hair, bro before your hair. Yeah, it's top nose. We
You're a fucking idiot, bro
You're fucking idiot, man
I
Bro you didn't go ball again, bro
Fox
Fah
Fah
All right, bro
Bye chat
Bro stop spamming fucking e-pow just because I have black hair
Like all people see if like you know is the blonde better than the black or is the black better than the blonde
I'm trying to get people's opinion
back now like better than the blonde
snazzy though there's you know you know
thank you thank you you're actually the
second person that said it was good at
like 10 people so oh this is in fucking
oh so this is in the fucking rough and
resties calm is this young is calm low younger oh wait hold on I should change
your mind hold on hold on I like this gift the girlies are talking
Hey, man, I shut up, bro.
You're going to scare them away?
All right, bro.
I need more opinions, bro.
Like, I don't know if it's good or bad.
I honestly don't know.
Rage?
Oh.
Hey, hey, hey.
Who's differently?
You feel me?
You feel me?
Nickhead 30!
Nickhead 30 is a doom, bro!
I'll give you a bump!
Nickhead 30 is a doom!
The streets were saying you was doing backflips on Mr. Beast to get the one million views
that you've been doing on your knees.
And I...
Mr. Beast the Uberwool missed the challenge to do 110 plus on the highway and get caught
lying about it.
Call Rage, bro.
How about you form your own opinion?
Yo, bro, I could fool my own opinion, but get other people's opinions on my hair
They like especially people that tell the truth. It's good for me, bro. It's humbling. It's also
You know, it's not it's not bad as naps
10-9 plus
Pick up bro, you're seeking validation. Yes, I'm seeking validation, bro
I
Range pick up
Twin pick up real quick
quick.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Like is that a?
Is that a good oh my god or a bad oh my god?
Oh my god!
Is that a good or bad oh my god?
Jason!
They'll look good. Why are your chats coming? Ew, bro. I don't see hard eyes in your chat.
Hold on, I got my new stream.
Jason!
Why are they saying ew, bro?
No, no, they say ew like that.
Wait, go on the fourth screen. Go on the fourth screen.
Go on the fourth screen real quick.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Chase. What are you bad? Is it look good or no?
Is it look good or no?
You know, you know, it's crazy.
I don't hate you.
Yeah.
I think yeah, I think it's like crazy because when I used to it when he does not like
Let's go
Yeah, this is my base form bro, but you think
a you think the blonde hair look better or the black hair
thank you thank you bro thank you thank you honestly I need some reassurance
I
To be at the recency bias is really give it a week
Let us set in and see how we feel after a week. Okay. Thank you, bro. Thank you. That made me feel a little better
Thank you, man
Are you feeling bad the most of you? No, I would just like bro. They're saying like oh, I walked into silky's room
He just instantly said you
The same exact shit
See that happen in that box and we never tell it's fine
We never tell it's fine
Probably not clean
Fucking hell bro
you know what this is nabs bro this is this is it's already grown on me you see
the natural oils is coming back already after the shower you see my hair start
curled up a little bit bro it's it's not bad bro it's honestly looking better
already just wait till it my natural hair comes back bro and maybe I equip
some glasses start wearing glasses or some shit I'm gonna start going to gym
get my jawline chiseled and shit start bone smashing and maybe maybe maybe
maybe I'll start to like I fake me to hate haircut yeah yeah yeah what made
you wear glasses whoo fucking hell bro who else will I ask chat damn Ray's already live
Jason 2 and ms3 jason 2 and ms3 jason 2 and ms3 jason 2 and ms3 jason 2 and ms3 jason 2 and ms3 jason 2 and ms3
Let's see if moves opinion, you know your moves are very honest guy bearing, you know what I mean chat like called Ray called Ray too
I don't know what you're doing.
Oh, why are you why do you have your finger in your mouth like that when you answer the
phone?
Because I was body my fucking thing, bro.
I love my nail.
Okay, okay
You look like a little boy
You I'm not kidding you look 15
I don't know if I can pick you up to spin you anymore. I might like
All this Epstein shit going on, you know, it's it's sensitive right now. That is a common answer
I don't want that. I don't want to look like a little kid, bro
I
Think
130 pounds five seven you're not a grown-ass
I just came off a fucking island obviously I'm gonna wait a lot less
I'm getting my weight back in the gym every single five days on an island is not the reason to be
Nourished so there's a yes it was not so I ate fucking up sand
I ate sand snails and fucking coconuts for seven eight because you weren't because you weren't
Acle me you didn't possess the skill set to eat better. I got
Huh I
Caught one you caught one
But you I'm saying a one a day you didn't catch multiple in a day
But you don't understand how hard is the fish with a fucking wooden stick and a fishing line
I saw cast away if you if there was a will there was a way, but you knew you were getting off that island
You knew you were getting off and you were getting airdrops and shit from good milk woad
So like you're not like oh, you weren't fighting for your life. Yeah, I'm not even trolling. Oh, I'm not in a trolling shit
You look like a little baby still handsome, but just like in a year in seventh grade to the way
You don't even allow to say that
Okay, but isn't that blowing better I
Wouldn't say better it just if you want to get acclimated to this it made you look a little bit more mature
So I start growing my facial hair out, bro, you can't what do you mean start growing?
That's not that's not on the multiple choice
It's like, stick bro, I can grow.
I put my doxodil on my chin.
My god, bro.
Okay, okay, done your pronunciation.
Who else did you call and ask about this?
Everybody, bro.
And in the comment to know it was, I look like a kid.
And did any women say that?
Yes, yes.
You're good, you're good.
All right, I gotta I gotta get a move on but I'm listening just stick with it
Don't go back to the frosted tips. You're not in sync right? You know I'm saying it's 2016
Just keep what you got. It looks good
Just you know focus on putting that weight on and getting some muscle that he won't look like a preteen
All right. Love you. Have a great day. Love you almost as much as I love NMS. Bye
Oh
Ray Ray keeps it real bro, right Ray keeps it real is my last call my last call
What's up Jason Oh
What the fuck
Jason man, you look younger. You don't look rough right now. Why see you on the Mr. Beast? I thought like
The age can be updated like it's just something wrong with you like
It's just getting rough and I think I like Jason. I like better
This is just I know though. Like, huh? Do I look better?
Like you'll be real with me, bro. Oh
Not like the hair on the face
I don't think I don't think I think I think I think I think I think I think it's a face me
brother I look good bro I look good I don't you don't look bad oh you don't look bad okay it's
just something wrong I think I think I changed your hairstyle I think that's why so what do
What?
Wolf cut
Yeah, bro, I think I fit you I'm gonna spit you let me see what a wolf cut is I forget
Chat wrong wrong, but I'm just in you got a wolf cut. I
Don't know bruh. It should kind of
Yeah, bro, wait, so the black or the blonde look better, but be honest cuz I know you
Do I look better?
Yeah, yeah.
Now you don't look like that.
If I were a girl, but if I really don't look bad, I'll kiss you.
But I won't let you fuck me.
I'll give you a good kiss.
That's not real.
That's not real.
I mean, bro.
I mean, be honest, bro.
I don't need that research, bro.
I can pull if I want to.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, Jason.
You don't look like that.
You don't look a little better.
I'm a little better.
All right, thank you, bro.
I
You know he's being real no, I guess I just look young now, bro, I guess I just look young
He might be rough a wolf cub bro, I cannot bro. I'm not getting a wolf cub
the fuck
male male
Asian Wolfcut? Oh hell no I'm not getting this shit bro. I'm not getting this. I feel
like it's a trash. Nioh cut? Yeah nah I'm so good at this I'll be honest bro.
Mott Mott cut fuck is a mod cut what type of cut a mop Mott I don't know about
bro I don't know about this bro I'm not getting this shit like this is look dirty
low-key a modern mullet modern mullet
I don't know about mullet yeah
hell no bro yeah you must be out your
goddamn mind bro I don't know about
this you fucking all bro not faded no
no fade yo bro it's your ass wait a warrior cut no no no no I'm not getting it it's too
short for me it's too short it's too short I think I'm gonna just keep my cut I feel
I feel like my cut right now is not even bad.
My cut right now is not even bad,
but it was like a little messy vibe.
Right now it's not really any like texture
because the oils are strict, you know what I mean?
I feel like bro, this is not even bad, bro.
It's not even that bad.
You know, a little messy vibe.
Like it's a little bouncy.
I'll talk to Jack and Ari and like you want to do a new hairstyle they'll talk about like
three different like examples they want to do with your hair.
With me?
Yes.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
But they can see you. Oh my fucking god. They can see you. You're good
You just need a haircut, but your hair is growing all types of places, you know. Yeah, yeah
You know, they just came off the ice. What hair cut? I don't know. That's how you're gonna talk to them
What do they say about so that they can lift your hair up look at the roots of your hair the way your hair is like growing
Did they say?
I called my arbar bar, you didn't pick up and then I texted the other
But he charged a lot more because he has more experience you be putting like well, well, I didn't eat a good bar bro
I ain't care. I just you know haircuts important, but I'll pay whatever for hair man because a hair hair is like very important
I'm gonna try to get a number. I might have a number. I'll get my deal.
I done it, done it.
Middle bar?
What is this?
Bro, this is the last time I try to get a fade.
Dog.
Bro, bro, they didn't give me the burst fade of...
DOOM
Data gave me the burst fade of
Your barber's dog shit
I don't know what the fuck he gave me man like this is dead-ass like this is my worst ever cut like this shit
Look up cul-de-sac haircut a barber. Hey to you
It literally could be like this
Make sure of make a short thing of his rating. He's got that
effortlessly cute and cool vibe going messy dark hair that actually looks good not just bedhead big
Expressive eyes killer genuine smile. Hold on bro. Wait. What happens this? I need to download it
That lights up his face clean skin nice symmetry in small air and plus chain add just enough edge without trying to
Youthful approachable and cares matter the kind of guy who stands on a good way in person or in a game
They excited grinning robe it picked his pure charm in a chill outdoor show shot shows
He pulls off her last confidence to easily above average we get a plenty
Oh no, bro above average
She tough
Real still some real last shit right there
real last shit
D1 I
Got good news that I got bad news. I'm like, okay. Let me know the bad news. He said
You put your date of birth wrong
Okay, because I guess in in everywhere else in the world
Instead of doing the date and then the month and then the year or
Instead of the month date then the year they do date month and then year
So I put oh six oh
That's my birthday
2003 I guess to Indian fucking American that means September 6
2003 thank you Daniel. All right. Yes. Oh, bro. Hey, you know what I'm trying to do
I'm trying to play FIFA. I'm trying to play FIFA. I'd rather play FIFA than a resident evil bro facts
Or not, I'm lucky John play FIFA, bro. Let me call you
I rather I rather it's four to six weeks not months to diet blonde that
has so two months like month and a half Yugi is resting
balance FC is dead no no no no no it's this day off so let's gain oh my god
Bro, you at the mall
What were you at?
Dude, you don't want to game me
I'm just my day off today
All right, bro
You look good with your black hair, man
Thank you. The demon is back. The demon is back. Whatever cause you chopped the road. They need to get exercise, dude
Yeah
Tomorrow, tomorrow's game tomorrow bro, actually.
I bet, bet, bet, I bet.
I'm ready, man.
Bye.
Resident Evil Nine, I'm spooked out.
What the fuck are y'all doing bro,
it's you, you just appear and I shit it bro.
All right, editing me with another haircut
and like face tuning my face bro.
This is just weird bro.
This is just odd, man. This is odd, bro.
W. Humber.
Wait, is this me with my black hair?
Alrighty there, alrighty there. Hey, I'm very excited to speak.
See, I have this weak-ass middle part, bro.
Alright, good news and bad news.
Oh, haircut!
Yeah, good news and bad news. What's wrong?
Give me, give me the, give me the good news.
All right good news. He could cut your hair today. Well, that is he didn't want to come on train
Why cuz it's just that's just how they operate. They don't want to like
They don't want to cut on shame and like, you know how some people could be and it makes them like, you know
A second guess and shit, but they know what they're doing obviously. Oh my god
What if I pay extra?
I mean I could ask him, but he said he can't cut you after she like anytime
I got some shit planned today. I gotta do some shit at eight
No camera then what do you mean no camera, bro? What if I what if I what if I high chat and no TTS
Wait, no TTS will be fired. Oh, that will be fired, but
What if they wear a mask?
That's not even the thing. I don't think it matters in because he does what should be as well
Wait, yeah, what if I give bro, what if I give him promo?
I don't think he needs that but he's booked up like like from morning to nighttime every day
But but there's no such thing as has more business
That is true, but I don't think they look at you like that. They fuck with you anyway, so yeah, I fuck with them too, bro
And it's all love bro. That's why I was doing so you're gonna say
He said what if he pees you extra facts
Bro much nice dude
I
Shad nice, bro. Plus like wait, I'm thinking about it, bro
Do I need it do I even need an air cut bro? Yeah
You've been you've been asking for a haircut since before the island, but I got an air cut
I got an air cut in Arlington, which is like two weeks ago
What do they even cut they just trim my hair like you should be longer
But what I feel like don't they wouldn't touch they wouldn't touch the time
I want the time to be a little longer by the back. Maybe you need some touch touch you all
All TTS goes to his tip during the cut. Oh, what about that?
TTS messages goes to his tip
Yeah, let me see what you respond. I'll get back. I'll just text you. All right bad bad bad
Nobody gonna TTS. I'm gonna fry that Barber
I can't lie bro chill chill, man
Yo chill bro
I
G's here for the first time in a shirt. She's wearing right now. Yeah, that's why I broke this is like my bleach hair shirt
Bro, damn. I was a chubby little fucking this. Look at how round my face is
Love Brody
Yeah, what a what a what a come up, bro to slimy at rolling loud
The crowd gonna be jumping chat we there
She's king of Mexico see this
But I'm not getting a blowout bro my groom asked me
I
Are you nine
YBG bill
Call YBG beer. Let's see if he wants to be trying to be mad. I don't
I
Don't want to game he's falling asleep. He's not even scary
Yeah, I'm pussy
No one picked up Wapo, what's Guapo plan?
Ooh, I can play game with Wampo!
Hey Jason, it's Mob again.
You told me to kill myself yesterday.
Also, the hair is looking good, big bro.
Hey, my bad bro.
Wait, you're offended? I literally just apologized, bro.
You're offended and now I'm muted? Are you fucked?
What discord is it?
Malorane.
How did we blow it, base?
Yeah, I'm not
If I could
MUJ looks like he has a social studies degree ID KY
Can you yes, I'm avoiding already nine
Don't believe him you're a chop I do want to game though what you want to play
What should we play?
R6 Val?
Should we run back to Val bro for an all the time sake?
Let's get it.
I only need four to six weeks to die at blonde wait
Subrosa
Don't ignore him much love. Oh my god, bro. Oh, yo guapo calling on discord
You need something real
Yo, what's up man?
Yo, yo, yo, yo
You wanna play?
I know I did bro, me and you kinda look the same gang
No one ever please ever ever ever say that shit ever
Yo, twit
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Not even twit again bro
It was good, twit
Bro, please bro please please please please please please please
Be honest though, you think it's good though?
Go behind you
Brutally honest, I don't think it's bad if you want to be honest
Maybe it's because I've seen it a lot but
I saw a clip
Bro, you definitely, I think the blonde looks better
Because I think blonde you're like more fuckable
Like blonde is like ooh, damn
Bro, you look like a nice Asian schoolboy
But bro, blonde you was like
If I was a girl I'd be like
We fuck you. So you think I'm not I'm not pulling with black hair. Oh, you're pulling regardless. I'm gonna be real, but
What if I was really preferensible?
um, I
Would go blonde, but I don't think it matters, bro. Yeah, you can get any girl you want realistically
Today's the first day of my March 1st lock-in challenge
Bro, who's foot is that we believe? Oh
Oh
Connor you want to say what's up to Jay?
Yo, you like the black hair
Oh, hold on wait hold on
You like the black hair?
Give opinion of the black hair
Mr. JTW
It's good bro. It's good Connor
Yo, see this is the sweet nice kid from Arlington bro
This is the sweet kid from Arlington bro
See you were trying to act all tough with their blonde hair and shit
This is the sweet Jay that I first started watching
You do look sweeter, blonde hair, fuckable, blonde hair.
1,000%.
Damn, I want to rip off his clothes and fuck him.
That's what the blonde hair.
Black hair is like, yeah.
This is like E-Boy too, like, you know, it's like, blonde hair
for sure.
I don't want to look young.
I want to look old, man.
You do look young.
I'm not going to lie.
Can I be honest?
And also, if I'm being honest, blonde hair was your look.
Like that was you, you lowkey like, you were like,
that was your shit.
Wait, actually?
And I, but I don't think it looks bad.
I mean, but, but blonde hair, you was like.
Wait, can you take the headset off?
Side?
It's not bad.
It's not bad, honestly.
I think you need sunlight.
It needs, it's like too dark.
I think you need a little sunlight.
It needs like lighting up a little bit, you know?
So far I can't touch it.
though my arms
Now we in Guapo me and Guapo look good with black hair because me and Guapo we just like we rocked that shit
You know can't be honest. No J. I'm gonna be real
Blonde hair you was dead-ass mr. Bitches. No blonde hair you was mr. Bitches tattoos
You would look good with tattoos tattoos and blonde hair
So for doper mr. Bitches for sure for sure you might be able to save this
I need a you need to buy a black beater. I
I have one. I think I think you start. I don't know. What can we do to save him?
Save him. I think he's fine, bro. Why are you doing bro? You look good, but blonde hair was like
That's okay
But now you're my evil twin, bro. No, bro, please you look nice
I think like at one word you so you look nice. I'm just like nice
I guess I'm a sweeter, bro. I guess
But you look like you you turn in your homework on time
I
Yo, yo, you know what maybe maybe if I put a tank on real quick
I'm gonna look less of a sweet kid cuz the muscles know what a put a black beater on
Daniel really be you look down the fork. I'll leave
Now I think
Honestly, I don't know why I don't I don't like what you were saying cuz what you were saying you said that it low
He looked bad okay. It doesn't look bad. It's just like with the blonde hair
Like it's just like like there was a staple look for him
I he low key was the this the pillar of blonde Asians. Yeah
Because you died your hair blonde. It's try to look like him, but I think he can only
Want to try to look like him, but he did I did not do it to try to look like him
That's what you told me you literally bro. That was when we first met to you really showed me
You're like bro. Look how good Jay looks with his blonde hair
I'm gonna dye my hair blonde see if I look like that and then not only did I blonde you got a perm too
But he genuinely rocks a good blonde. I mean regardless, you know good-looking dude, you know me still I mean
So I guess I guess when I first met you I said hey, I'm gonna dye my hair blonde to look like Jason the ween
You did say that it was like it was like a week after we met and I was like yo big a to you sure about that
Maybe we should go get a quick meal to you know, maybe
I can make a rap decision.
No big A to let's get a meal to decide the decision.
You know people are actually gonna believe you, right?
You know people are actually gonna believe you.
It's fast.
Wait, I'm not gonna lie?
It's better.
The beater saves you, but you can't wear a beater.
Okay, this motherfucker looks like an alien.
Wait, Flexigan?
Who's gonna stop us if us three go out to a bar or something and we looking like this
I feel bad for anyone that has a girlfriend and they're out and their girls at that
Bar I feel bad
All right, we have no valorant let's do it wait, but let's let's get a God squad doing CJ. I'm down. Hi, Connor
Malik, thanks for the raid bro. Love you, bro. Wave who's on the like wait? I'm about to invite
I'm out of I'm out of game the old squad back. Are you ready?
Yeah, Ryan might be on Connor might be around you want to say some corner wait
I'm gonna just add them and then and then should I get some browser here?
Yeah, let's do it, huh? So Shay's Prada Subraza. I make it. I'm making a group chat
Okay, do it
It
Holy shit man feels like I'm back in 2022 bro
Get ass bro. You really are my evil twin. Look at you, bro black beater and shit
So why'd you put on a black beater? So why did you put on black?
Like tougher, bro. I'm sorry. I don't like these leaders. Oh, I don't like the beaters. You got it
Yeah, you gotta get this strap is mass skinny. Yeah, it's skinny. Yeah
You that shit look you look like one of those male gymnasts
Why did no one join
Oh, bro, if you think you think bro, who do you think you are bro? You think big j1 join?
What the dick?
Yo, you really go you think jays joining you really go from dick to dick
Jai not joining game. Why is not joining bro? I don't know who you think you are, but it's not joining
Are they in game?
No, uh, shanks just ended a stream from a watch party frauds awake frauds awake
week. Proud is actually in a
game. Proud. So bros is live.
Oh, am I supposed to leak these?
Sports bra.
Alright, bro. Hold on. I'm gonna type in this chat, bro.
Spudgetty Stratbeater. Alright, I'm insecure. I'm gonna go change my beater.
I need my beater. Yeah, Proud is live.
Yeah.
I'm full grey.
I said be I said beater, bro. No
Um pro pro's gonna play damn bro. You're not gonna play
Yeah, he hundred percent will remember back in a day when we would play among us me you and Connor
Yeah
Bro, you a you remember when me and prod was beefing and you had to be the middleman between that
I mean him was beefing over like some little shit. He was beefing over like two grand or something
Damn, that's a little shit big brown. Well, like back in a day. It was
Like I'm in terms of friendship. I think that is like little shit. Let me call him
So bros down or no, let's see we get as you got no friends
Yo, Connor. Let's turn back the clock, bro. Let's play me, you and Jason. Valorant. We're
on right now. We added you to the call. Okay, hop on and turn your camera. All right, bet.
letter oh my god he's joining well dude oh man you remember this was the
squad we played no pixel bro wait I think some roses better than yeah
Other you
Rain
Fuck I should should different what I had to call
Was asked if you can get Buddha. Yeah, I don't get yeah, I think yeah
Because we need we need a fit
Up to you, bro
I'm down to play with Muda it box him. Oh
No, yeah, isn't he like
He is he
You see
Holy shit, bro, it literally feels like I'm in 2022
Yeah, bro
Damn
Wow, man
Y'all live that LA life, eh? I see y'all
I see, I be lurking, I be lurking
Bro, you see
So, bro's a man, how are you been, bro?
Shit, grinding, bro
Same mold, same mold!
Stay alone that shitty ass game, I see
Yeah, yeah
Gotta get on my IRL arc, I see you guys
AJ did the right play, LA, shy move
move I I I I've been lived in LA my whole life yeah I'm from LA you didn't know
I
Turn into the old weenie with that haircut
Like that hey turn on your cameras guys
Yeah, I gotta restart my
No, if you want to really turn it in speed things you gotta run fucking pummel party
Yeah, let's play Pumble Party. Let's play Pumble Party.
I'm actually down to play Pumble Party.
No, I wanna play Valorant. I wanna play Valorant.
Let's play Gimm of Valorant first though. I'm down.
Oh my God. Wait.
Jason, you're speeding.
What was that?
Do you guys remember when I wasn't facecan,
but, Jay, you remember I sent my pictures to those girls
and they rated me on your stream?
Oh yeah.
Do you remember that?
Bro, I won all those ratings.
I want all of those.
I'm not gonna watch these two.
Bro, at the time I had a girlfriend.
Bro, I remember being so sad getting such low ratings.
You still do, Brad?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Not but you didn't want pictures though.
Low ratings.
All your head is that one, what's that blurry picture.
Yeah, but that's because that blurry picture
like hid my fatness well.
Oh my God, wow.
Are you gonna play with us?
There was a turn you on a discord
I'm trying to get him
But
No you gotta turn off bro
You're so, you're so like
Man
Bro you do realize you don't even have to turn off your
I'm still an old guy with this streaming stuff
Bro bro bro
Manage cameras
And then you could do
Allow my camera on for multiple substances
Where do I do that at?
I'm just gonna read some of this for a while
Yo YBG
My son
You try and play Valor with us. Hey, let's run it. Yeah, fuck you. Let's do it. Wait. So bros. Have you met YBG?
Why did you know I know who is the YBG suppose us YBG?
No, or just doing that
I just played deadlock
Oh
Yeah, bro, it ain't shit change that all
Give me like a double bike
Whole crew is back whole crew is back wait, but I do got a restart my piece
see those are literally be our first two seconds we really all blowed up we all
glowed up that ass
we all glowed up
it's a YBG
I do have my face cam
hey Connor
what you been doing you been treatment
I
I think about all the time, think of me and me, all of my faces say that love is mine
I love you, I broke my eye, they can see you when you're little
Most of the need, dollar signs, make every day your birthday
And every night, Valentine's Day
I fell in love with you
Right there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
camera, and then right there, camera privacy settings at the bottom. Under setting, no,
no, top, up, up, up, right there. Oh my God, man. Now, on the left hit camera. Left
hit camera. Oh yeah, camera accident, device that change. What? What windows do you
are you on windows?
I think I'm on windows done.
Wait what?
What's happening?
Holy shit.
I'm trying to help her.
You gotta hit manage cameras bro.
Damn pro.
No shirt on?
Is that how you're feeling?
Yeah, yeah that's how I'm feeling.
That's how I'm feeling but don't let it fool you.
I'm definitely skinny as fuck right now with no muscles.
Dude, are you...
I'm slacking in the gym.
Do I look chopped, y'all?
No you look good.
You look like your old self.
It's like a new era.
You do look like your old self but I will say this though.
Personally if you asking me bro if we're talking about maximum optimization
Blonde was your shit but some sand
fuck man
hey it's fine okay now let's get on let's run it
I'm on a game bro let's let's just like all the times you know should I start boxing again
yeah see remember that hey hey hey hey hey let me get on that next boxing
I
Start training now the next ones in June
Yeah
give me give me muda or or so i don't really want to fight
no do it
then that's
you do it for a lot of knowledge that you wouldn't be here i'm saying he would
you'd say yes
i'm saying it's a yes
all cool yeah i mean yeah if you do it then do it
wait what is that mood a two guapo lure
like why are you a decent
no there's no beef
like genuinely no beef i think he's cool
but i think he talks to guapo you're not gonna miss that news
No, no, I didn't have no problem with it. I think he's cool, but I would buy this in all my life
He would beat the shit out of you. Oh
I would get ass fix his nose
In the favor
Oh
My god, I'm being a breaks off you if you want just the truth
If you want the honest God truth, God be honest, I'm be I'm be so real
Those muscles not gonna help you in a ring
Yo, it's miss could beat you don't see I could beat you. I mean bro. Hey box
Yeah, of course an in professional bro. I'm a black belt in what?
Yes, I'm a black belt in what in boxing in boxing belt. No in karate
I mean, I think you can tell mood is possible, but you can tell he's been hidden the nose a few too many times
Oh
What I hear I'm beyond bro, we don't even have to box for ms4 bro. We can just box right tomorrow
We want to box you for nms4. I want to box you every day until enemies for dead-ass bro
I would do you crazy. That's just the truth. That's true, but in that bro
I think you're gonna be soft. Yo, we saw your stamina in that fight, bro
No, bro, my stamina is getting there. It's getting better. But I want for you
Yo Jason Jason, why don't you guys do all like NMA type of like NMS? I mean
Yeah, you should do that. I'm in me and then they would be crazy
more that is a lot more like dangerous you know it's like if it's like tap out
she's not like like no no glove like hitting and shit maybe like an actual
mission actually not maybe in the ref is my shit but on the next on the next one
I'm roughing and I'm fighting Jason the wing ass vitals let's do it bro I'm
down I'm down for whatever
I'm trying to kill you
I will snap your fucking arm off when we wrestle
I will snap your fucking arm off when we wrestle
I will snap your fucking arm off your fucking body when we wrestle
I don't know if you know this but
You almost lost a fucking arm on baby
I was in San Francisco with YBG
He did not want to keep going with me
In fact he was about to be tapping out
Weren't you like
I would have never tapped out I almost broke your fucking arm of your body you're almost
armless.
And then I let you go and then you try to put me in a headlock bro you get a weird tradition.
What I said to him I said why did you want to keep on going he's like no I'm done.
No.
Why did you get tapped out?
No.
No.
No.
He said no.
We were both huffing and puffing and he said you want to keep going I was like
You want to keep going and he was like
He's saying nothing so he has positive ability
Cutter I feel like you're all talk bro. You're not really about it
I feel like I'm a bit camera shy
So maybe I would be a bit reluctant to it
But if you did the submission one, I would a hundred percent so you would do MMA, but not boxing. Yeah
in high school I didn't do a month I didn't do a month I didn't I went to
game money to see Connor in a cage I should pay money
hey it's Muda
hop on the game hop on the game hop on the game
up a game about the way it's me. I think Guapo and Muda would be a good one
to be fair I'm not against it I would do it too
But I just feel bad. I just feel bad for AJ. I don't wait. What are you?
You're bad. You're on the same weight class. I'm well
I just wait in today 225.2. Yeah, I think yeah
I think he has what 80 pounds on me. No, I'd have to get a nice ball. Are you fucking dumb?
Your nose itself is 80
You're on my dick.
You're on my dick.
You're on my dick.
You're on my dick.
You're on my dick.
I'm just saying, I would do it.
I'm gonna lose weight.
I'm gonna lose weight.
190 if you wanna meet me there, we could do that.
Or 180.
What the fuck?
180, 180.
One night in Jujube.
No, no, no.
If we do 185, I'll do it.
All my life, I'll do it.
Okay, I'm gonna get there.
I'm gonna get there.
I'm gonna get there.
I'm gonna get there.
I'm gonna get there.
I bet.
Let's do it.
I bet.
Okay, I'm gonna get there.
Yo, okay.
How much do you mean right now?
Right now I'm, oh that's a lot.
And I weigh 225.2, but I'm starting my weight loss challenge.
My weight loss is, I'm gonna get there.
Wait.
Well, man, we just had this advantage already
with the head box.
We had this advantage.
Wait, almighty master needs to verify.
Oh yeah, I'll do it, I'll do it, hold on.
Let me do it.
Now, Muda, honestly, I think you'll be fine
as long as you take your nose to the side.
Then I think you're gonna say,
I don't know why he has to go all the time.
They're still like, no, it's not fair.
I'm going to be honest though, Muda, during the fight,
you will have no problem getting oxygen in between rounds.
Jesus Christ!
I think, I think, I think, no.
Oh my, you're not playing.
Honestly, Muda, by the best stamina
in the whole competition.
That's why my chef said his nose has no head gear.
Yo, yo, some bros, are you not too far off, bro?
Hey, hey, bro, hey.
Ever since he came in the sea,
my shit's been on the D-Lo, bro.
I don't know who I'm trying to get clips. I'm trying to get someone like like like
Make sense like that. I've never been in the ring before
Yes, I've never been in the ring before. No, I never fought never been I never sparred. I mean, I kind of did shanks
Shanks I'm not I think thanks. Thanks. Good
He's a change would do it. I thought just
Six is one eighty five two hundred pounds. I am one forty
Change said he would do it
Five eight. I'm recovering there. I'm off the island. I'm just getting my way back. I'm 144 right now
Ryan Ryan's like 511 is to you know Jason you're low-key my weight
Like, I'm like, whoa, what are you trying to say, Carter?
You want to take it or not?
Oh, I would actually.
I actually, Jason, I feel like you have, like,
false advertisement of me because that one time
that you wrestled when you were at my house,
I had an injury, so I couldn't fully.
Yeah, I beat you in a wrestling match.
Otherwise, you would have been in it.
But when I was fresh 18.
No, I'm a fucking.
No, if you didn't beat me in a boxing match.
No, wrestling match, I was fresh 18.
I shoved fucking shaving cream in your mouth,
I mean, I'm making my bitch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen, I was trolling Jason
and I looked you piss him up.
Like, you can't, you know what I mean?
Like when you're like trolling someone and then they get mad, you can't like also like
beat their ass to it, you know what I mean?
Like so I had to give you like a little bit of something, you know what I mean?
That's fair.
I can't troll you.
That's honestly, yeah, that makes sense.
That's not fair.
Yeah, you couldn't really do that.
Yeah, you can't do that.
Yeah.
Why don't you remember when I was drunk and high and Connor tried to sneak me with
a chokehold and I got out of there like nothing?
I
God
Well, how do I
Thanks, bro, I'm not bossing you bad. It'll make sense doesn't make sense
I'm not scared
40 pounds heavier
Wait, wait, dude add Ryan to the call add Ryan to the call. He's in the car. Yeah, if you want to talk then we can talk
Ryan said he would do it Ryan dead-ass like I talked to him in LA
He said he would do it. I'm not gonna lie Jason Ryan's been on a crazy bull so I don't know if you want to deal with that
Shanks is literally fat now. That's no boy actually. He's big-bodied. He's actually big
Shanks bro your fat
Ron 175 now
Yeah, you you caught me when I was fresh 18. Good job, bro. Yeah, I was straight. Yeah, I was straight out of high school.
Yeah, I was straight out of high school
I mean, I sure it sucks finding your friends in there it does
I'm not scared. I'm not scared. I'm gonna fight someone my weight class my height, bro
And it would ever make sense. I don't I mean AJ. I'm not trying to hurt my friend, you know, don't say that's very noble
That's very no, sir, bro. Sure. Ryan did say he would do it, but I don't know man. Oh, that'd be that'd be tough
I feel like if I boxkicked, I'd absolutely kill him, but it would have been my boys.
I would have been on these Spargy 1's 3's just for fun, bro.
I feel like I'm like...
Well, let me get YBG.
Let me get YBG.
Ryan, YBG's sweet.
YBG will fuck you up.
Cutter, who's sweet?
YBG's hella sweet, Ryan.
Cutter, I'm sweet.
Bro, YBG and Proc get broken.
Cutter, I almost humbled you, bro.
Cutter, I almost humbled you.
You put me in a choke hold when I was distracted and I got out of it
Jason are you like be honest are you good enough to like play in that in in these elos brother?
I was I was the moto peak like I didn't I never lost my
I low-key I low-key watch you and all the
When you guys were playing with like John of them at your place like you look you lost your touch
I love my touch bro, I never lie, I never lost my touch.
You used to be nice, you used to be nice.
Yeah, you used to be pretty good.
I still am bro, I feel like the comp in this game just got trashed, this game just died.
Yeah.
Everybody moved to CSGO, everybody moved to like different games.
You said CS, CS.
CS is low key better.
I gotta get on about Arc Raiders.
Arc Raider, I never played.
No.
You need to play Arc Raiders, it's so good.
You need to get sponsored for it then play it.
I don't think they need a sponsor bro.
No they sponsor hella people.
They do.
No just tell your agent to message them.
You'll for sure, they see Jason the winger and you're instantly getting it.
Holy jigsuck, this reminds me of Wisconsin.
No the numbers!
Take that!
Take that!
Take that!
Take that!
Take that!
Take that!
Really?
Really?
Alright.
It's not cool. I like that.
It's all good bro.
It's all love bro. It's all love.
Fucking piece of shit.
Every single day every chat I went to you seems posted on a social media fucking
All right, have you seen me? Have you seen the wingman Jason the wingman or not the wingman the skirmish
Wait, it's like a 2v2 rank mode. Oh, no, no, no, I've been seen that. Yeah. No, I should fire
I was playing um it was only real good if you get partnered with a girl
It's good, bro
Don't you I'm coming well lately every time I present AJ stream. He's on hinge
Yeah, I mean my hinge is not my hinge is not active at all.
That's your elo.
Oh man.
My hinge is ill like sober.
Hey, what the fuck?
Get a 5Q.
Get a 5Q.
We're gonna play us.
I don't think I can.
I don't think I have 5 friends on right now, bro.
Just message people.
I can only play one game.
Stick your nose in some trash, people.
So it's one game, but it gotta be the best game ever, dead ass.
Why?
I got boxing.
Damn, I gotta start training for that though.
Start training.
Invite me, invite me, invite me.
Yeah, go ahead.
How long have you been training?
You started right before the first one.
I've only been training for like a month and a half.
But I do a lot of sparring. I do a lot a lot of more
Challenge the 10k calorie challenge. It's only me. I okay, but I've been training for a month
Well, I'm coming if you didn't have that fucking calorie sponge on your face. You'd be just as bad as
Bro, your nose itself absorbs 10k calories a day.
It allows you to eat a lot.
So what I eat, what I eat, I'm like a normal human being, okay?
The food goes to like my body parts and stuff.
When you eat that shit, it goes straight to your nose, brother.
So that's why you're able to be in good shape.
Okay?
Not everybody has that shit.
You understand me?
I mean, I don't know.
This is just...
Damn.
No, like I said, I'm not entirely...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro.
You're a good guy.
Would you but if you would like to hop in the ring we could do that and I would love I would I would tomorrow
I would put I would put 5k down
philosophy
Fuck it
I would
That's how confident you a triple it come on, bro. Let's go tomorrow in the gym
Shadowbox like just like let me see your form like boy. Oh, yeah, actually give me like a one-two or something
I would have you
So I'm gonna beat you and you could keep your money that's okay, but I would 100% be down in the rain sparring whatever you want, bro
That's totally fine
Yeah, why would you why so quiet? Yes? Why are you such a
I
Was in the back of my room
But you got Charlie
Oh
YBG and Conor never met each other.
2 AM, we get into the hotel room.
The first thing that happens is they start,
Conor goes, I forget the conversation,
but Conor, YBG, they just start arguing about politics.
They walk two miles to like a bar, like a mile,
the whole time they're arguing on the sidewalk
about politics, the whole time.
And then I just hear-
YBG's low key a professional victim, that's why.
I just, I just-
I remember why he kept walking away from Connor mocking him kid Charlie Kirk as a hero
The only thing that I did say that I do say people don't deserve to die
Oh my god, bro
I was gonna say the the old thing I said where I was like you can be racist to a white person, you know
I've never dealt with anything in my life, but I will say this
It's just blatantly obvious if you go into a coffee shop and they say they won't serve you because you're white
That's racism it's discrimination upon
The stores do do I'm saying there is a possibility to be that's you are now minority. I'm not a minority
No, I don't know I don't know I've never done you're not a victim
Don't you switch this to me? You are you got a victim?
Or the victim?
What do you mean are you agree I'm a victim bro, what do you do?
I'm pretty sure by the way, I'm pretty sure someone did record us wrestling. I think someone recorded secretly but I've been a movie theater
You see you see J if you guys were there bro YBG and Connor were going at it
Very funny
Somebody gotta release the footage bro the the the political talk was dead ass for two three hours
While we were walking on the boardwalk. I was high shit, bro
It wasn't real political talk. Yeah, it's not real political. Oh, yeah, I don't remember
It was looking just rolls bro. Oh my god. I'd like to believe I'm quite in the middle
I'm a quite neutral standpoint when it comes to politics. I would say
Well, yeah, somebody does have it
Oh, why I did your can to save a lot of this whole time. Oh really? No, yeah
I'm 72.5 inches
And I waited to 255 weight
Guapo Guapo's like six one Jason's like five two Mooda's five ten
I would I would would you would you I would like 150
Connor comes from the south of the south
You weigh more than me like a little bit
Yeah, well I've got hearts
Well I've got heart man
He's on the south
No!
What the fuck?
Is that real?
Connor
You're not allowed to say that
What?
I went to the doctor's today
And I got a scurrying shot with the blood
Like the blanked out parts, is that what it is?
Yeah, dude, that shit is Photoshop as fuck.
Oh my god.
I didn't say anything.
Yo, why is everyone trying to pinpoint me
as something, right?
You're not a victim, bro!
You're not a victim!
I'm starting to feel like one now.
I'm starting to feel like one now.
Oh my god, bro, you're not a victim.
No, we should do like an FMA sport.
Then I would actually be down.
Because I've never really done something like that.
Jason, do you think you would be Connor
in a wrestling match?
No, you might not.
Well, I would be Connor in literally anything.
Literally anything.
I have to take Conor if you even have to agree with me here.
Conor is surprisingly strong.
Conor absolutely has just the latest strength.
He's definitely stronger than you.
He's just weaker than me.
Conor you can attest that you're just weaker than me.
Conor, you're not going to have to very generously accept your compliment there.
You are unfortunately definitely weaker than me.
Are you stupid?
Oh, Connor bro, wait, let me get one of these, Connor,
let me get one of these.
No, I'm feeling a bit weak at the moment.
Oh.
No, Connor, what's the picture of you?
What's the picture?
What's the why's of a picture?
I don't like this picture.
Wait, I linked it on Discord.
What is this?
That's not saying.
Yo, what is this?
No, come on, that's not you, really?
That's all I have for real.
No, that's not happening.
That's not happening for real.
That's not happening.
I have the real photo right here. You're wearing a schoolgirl dress bro. What you wearing bro?
You think it's right for you to be wearing that? You're big age
That's actually you I thought that's someone else that looked like you that's actually you
You're fucking mouth. That's obviously not me
It's a new gun
Yo, why would you baiting this shit out of me nice dude?
Who baiting?
Retard.
What?
Why did you speak Jekyll?
Oh my god.
We're dying of classics, bro.
Oh my god.
We're dying of classics, pistol round, dickhead.
There you go, A-Day.
There you go, A-Day.
Hey, everybody!
A-Day!
Hey, A-Day!
What's going on?
Cheerleader that round, dickhead.
Come on, bro.
What is he talking about?
Come on, bro.
Hey, hey, hey, what was I literally to that round dickhead come on?
If you talk you about come on bro. I just want you have left Valorant, but Valorant did not leave me
This guy can really get sick open bro
Why did you guys play Rp?
I'm down. We should run it bro. Oh, that's true. No
Yeah, I know man, but dude it was some of the funnest times of my life, bro
You can't realize bro. I know I can't realize
Well, I would always try to add some extra shit, but just boxing it okay
two more two more last two last two
where's the eminy?
where's the eminy?
where's the eminy?
where's the eminy man?
it could be coming back to you Jason
watch out baby
where the fuck is the eminy man?
yo im done
oh it smells
what the fuck
how do you get a fairy tome?
yeah it was from me
Bro, yeah, but you guys mad when you sit down, bro?
Like, you coping, little buddy?
Hey, did you just play NoPixel?
Yeah, bro.
I came to NoPixel with Jason and Prod back in the day.
Both of us literally fucking lived in the GT service
when we were in the GT Plus.
But every time, bro, every time I would get addicted to GTA,
my girlfriend would leave me like both times.
Yeah, bro, he did.
That's pretty sad.
That's not even all bad.
But that's because I would play like, yeah,
I'll play like 36 hours a day.
you son of a bring it up oh sorry yeah past he's got better though it's well
in the past real should get stuck in a year
nothing but a minute nothing a it's gonna be beat one 40 on 140 on deadlock
bro kill the deadlock they're not dead like I'm at Lele 40 lele kill the
I
Got scared
I would be down for kickboxing too, bro. Oh
Oh
Bro, I don't want to do everything but box
Right, bro. That's his bro. He does slight like he slicks
Like ducking me no, no, no, I'm gonna be real Jason
I get Connor actually has surprised like he grabbed my wrist. Yeah, I was shocked
I was I was 18 and I fucking bully Connor
You
One second guys there would be said
No, there's just one there
They both be said bro nice
There's more they're all out. Are you fucking dick in me?
Yeah, I told you I fucking
Rod groomed me
Honor does that sleeper strength bro like that
White man's right, bro. He's got that shit inside of him
No, and that's not gonna say why do you do have fucking black man's strength boy
Black man's great just barely overpowers his white man's they kind of you can attest bro
We we settled it. We settled it and I am stronger than you
We had three different sets of arm muscles, but you just admit it. You're like, yeah, you know
I'm glad you said exactly you said you know what lad you're stronger than me
You are stronger than me
That is certainly not what I said, but I actually I did forget about the game. Oh, bro. Yeah. No, you're right
You're why I like you
They said they're all in a they're all in a doesn't get time, but
They're all of them time. Are you in Florida? Yeah, honey
Connors dead who decided that
I
Do you stay same unit you don't work plan on the team you got a stick bro, okay? Yes, you seem
She should have hugged the box
Oh
Connor Connor buddy, please bro
I didn't hear
This is baby. I'm not playing anymore. It's a
This map is so garbage, bro
She got like a center some
No fucking way I'm so bad
Right side right side right side counter is close right close right counter there you go counter that's it that's it no more
in a while man and bro it's it's it's a fun it's been a it's a new month I mean
it's it's okay bro next round next round next year the bomb drop be bomb drop
B yeah
Fuck up AJ
Fuck shit AJ fucking why is he running up?
I told you about job B, and there's no one I'm gonna be one there. I'm not playing this team ever again
Combs Combs has a shotgun to sit
Behind you in the corner
Fucking idiot. Why did you smoke for him? I'm smoking the bombs look at the bomb go to the bomb so to the bomb
We got their smoke that's their smoke
You stick bro that's when you say
There we go!
That's what we do bro!
That's what we do!
Jason bro you clenched up without killing anybody bro!
Yeah, I trust yourself bro.
What I'm saying bro, you're the best sticker in the lobby right now.
We are pacifists on our fucking team.
I'm not into this game!
Last place for sure.
I like that bro.
please
What's the meaning AJ? Can you not fucking beat me this time?
Yeah bro, I'm gonna peak dash and then you fly
Fly! Do you want to fucking fly AJ?
You told me to not beat you
I mean, is it ever anyone's fault but you bro?
Yo, why'd you cheat? Do you ever fucking do anything?
Like, do you ever take accountability bro?
Isn't that something I get to do?
Isn't that something I get to do? Accountability, isn't it?
One man, one man, one man, one man!
That's one man! That's one man!
smoke on I can't I can't do far away
this is why we play baby the legends really do never die
no bro your hand yeah I heard we're playing in infinity
grow actually he's trashed multiple times wait what we're actually we're
planning in some I'm sure I got multiple times what you want to see we're
seeing on that shit I'm gonna swing him with a dash and you're gonna play in
a peak right okay there's no point in playing with this guy he's gonna blame
anybody dies
there's just no point dude
i promise you
hey, five knit eight
hey, you said five
did it
got you bro, alright
fuck her
i'm a goblin
watch that shit, AJ
what the fuck bro
i don't know about this
i'm like too confident
i'm probably shit for you
Oh my god, you could jump across and just kill him IBG. Yeah
Wait, I thought they were closer than they were
Remember one of them is pro
What is your bag?
He's still there on the left
Oh
Went that way yeah, oh my god if you win this
Well, I hit him 104 I hit him 104 oh my god, I hit him 10 I hit him 10
Classic classic classic
I
My Katie Jason Jason look at my Katie Jason
You fucked up around
the game play I can't hear anything so if you are audio there you be then they
get yes you can have the best info the world you're not gonna help me I'm oh
I should be playing mid bros trolling there you go there you go
I
To suppose that don't leave me alone, bro. Don't leave me alone
Yeah, yeah, oh my god, oh my god, no
Oh
What am I shooting at there was someone right there, bro
Look at this dead body. Yeah
So that's why I buy I can only buy one person though. I'm a buddy. Okay. You have to ask the
And I used to you demanded me said by me
102
Are they holding through that?
1-2 on this fucking sus guy
Oh it's gonna pay, it's gonna pay
Bro dude, what is this new character, it's just fucking flying through this guy
Are they gonna run through this smoke agent?
How are they gonna rotate?
I think they're backing out
Yeah me too
To be to be
I
Nobody's on the map team
I'm gonna be I promise you they better go be not on my watch
Actually
No, I'm out. I should hear it actually
At least he's stable
At least he's stable
You're fucking dumb!
I'm back! I'm back!
I'm back! I'm back!
I'm back! I'm back!
You're fucking dumb!
What, you saw that?
Yes, I saw that!
Holy shit!
Every knife around the guy.
Yeah, well, you're 6-11, my friend.
So, uh...
I'm not doing that bad, though. It's my first game.
Not doing that bad. You're basically double fucking 8-8.
No devil negative six and twelve, bro. Okay. Well, at least you're not much yet
No, I don't know that's whoever gives that jet his first kill you're going to have
We play with a turtle damnation on the line
Good smokes I gotta get smoke for you
CT
I'm one A spoke. Oh, AJ. I got I got a mine though. He's out. He's out. He's out. Oh my god.
Oh my god. His team. Oh, holy shit. It's like we could have better
come. WBG WBG WBG on the bottom. WBG on the bottom. Okay. You need to not with your problem.
You actually haven't been doing anything. Let me think of what I should say. Let me think of what I should say.
I feel okay. I got some free webg
What's that? What's you having me the bomb? I'm not gonna say that shit. We can't fucking throw but I see I got a
I do you a big go go be for forcing a big
Hey
Why is decent alone I a with the bomb?
As a matter of fact
Why are you like pumpkin to go oh my god, I guess never gonna get it
Oh, I'm son
I'm going a with the bomb y'all. I'm going here with a bomb y'all. I'm blind
No, just me up to win this that actually only one full HP you got a boat mid the both time me
If we lose this round we might lose the game because our eco is gonna be
Jason they're gonna be make sure left other way other way that this way is this look like mid to you
Actually don't trust yourself you got this
I'm bledding, I'm bledding.
What happened, what happened Conner?
Conner what's happening?
What's happening?
When he's playing so quickly.
What's going on?
Thank god good bait Jason.
Let's go!
That's good bait.
That's good bait.
That's good bait.
That's a blunder.
I want to say cause no one's ever played the game.
That's a that's a blunder why did you I want to say cuz no one's gonna say that huge
I want to the chamber there flank bro, and I appreciate that bro. I knew I knew it was my moment, bro
I knew
Yeah, why would you buy me bro?
Just a couple of it.
Hey, do you ask?
I just ask.
What do you mean by you have 900 dollars?
I don't know, I don't know how to.
Go away!
Go away!
Go away!
No, no, I don't want that.
Go!
Are we going quiet here?
Oh, we should just get boxing, I can't.
Wait, wait, we're supposed to be, we're supposed to wait for the fakes.
Blended, blended, we're going in.
Oh my AJ.
I'm just coming in.
I'm just coming in.
Fuck the fakes, bro.
Fuck the fakes, bro.
You're such a baiting fucking bastard.
Fuck the fakes, bro.
Fuck all the fakes.
Keep going.
Holy bait!
Oh my God!
Oh my god!
I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you real quick.
I'm never listening to this fucking trash game!
They said, how about you listen to my comments next time?
I literally...
Oh nice!
Nice kill, why did you? Nice kill?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
One more actually?
One more from you. I'll bait for you. Come, come, come.
Okay, okay, okay.
This could bait, bro. Yeah, follow me, follow me.
Get this guy, get this guy.
oh no no no no contest you better name he's a shit pro don't worry I got a
question mark in the chat with his fucking name on it
fucking talking about
Why did you happen to beat two kills above Jason?
That's all I'm saying.
Let's fucking go, Jason!
Jason!
I see you!
Come here, save this bar, bro.
You're really gonna end on zero.
Damn, zero, 16?
This guy's a fucking bar.
That's crazy.
He's a fucking bar, bro.
Wait, I'm running in, bro.
I'm rival, bro.
Jason, you gotta take it, bro.
I'm all, I'm all.
You want to play he's up in here
I'm gonna flash I'm gonna flash so where's Jason going Bob?
I'm not gonna sneak I like that. Oh, hey
Yeah, I'm blind
No 120 120 on deco whoa whoa whoa
He's still on 20 I need to win this. I thought you said 120
No, I said my 10.
Nice, nice, nice.
You got him. He's close left.
Nice, Jason.
He's hopping.
Hopping heaven.
This is the pro player. We have to be careful here.
You're not hopping. Wait, one bullet.
Oh my god, show him who the real pro is.
Three, two, one.
Sivrosa!
Why are you still negative though with that jet that's what oh and 17 that's crazy
I got not the same as a lot bro there's a fucking by the crumb real life
chamber I feel like I recognize that name
Nelser was the guy who rage used to rage on street though
Wait vanity isn't he the pro?
Yeah
I told you some high you low shit
You was hanging with the big dog. He was hanging with the big dog. We are a sand or binder or some og map
I'm suffering. I'm not gonna lie, bro. Whoa
AJ, one more.
AJ, one more.
J, J, we gotta go, bro.
We had, you know.
AJ, one more, bro.
What the fuck?
We got a two man.
One more.
Come on, AJ, one more.
AJ, one more.
Two men?
You're got a two man lined up to play all the way out of the leaves.
I don't know.
AJ, one more.
You got to exclude me?
Okay, let me, let me ask.
I'll take a piss.
Give me a second.
I'm gonna piss too, bro.
I'll piss.
I'm gonna take a piss, too.
All right, I'm gonna take it for the studio.
If you're not gonna take a piss,
I'm gonna take it for this, fuck it.
Hold on, let me see.
All right, you start it, you start it, bro.
Damn, okay, one more, I'll put it one more.
You're back.
Okay, one last one, one last one.
Okay, I just texted my coach if I could push it back to nine.
I don't know who that's taking the piss.
I'm not only one, I got, y'all back from taking a piss yet?
I got my worm out still.
You got a big worm or no?
Hey, yeah I do.
AJ, when I take a piss I gotta peel back my turtle.
Bro, back when I was 330, when I had to take a piss I had to like pull my shlong out
from inside me.
Ewww!
I know, I know, it was deep.
Let's give you the
Yeah, they do bro. They actually do
Who's leaving?
I'm taking my I'm taking my I'm taking my my leave
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna take my place. No, I'm gonna take my spot tomorrow. I'm already I'm already I'm already I got one more
All right, one more.
Let's go.
And boy, y'all don't wanna play with me, bro.
Like, go on.
Dude, what are you in, bro?
Take my spot.
All right, say no more, say no more, say no more,
say no more, say no more, say no more,
say no more, say no more.
Hold me in coach.
Hold me in coach.
Wait, you seen what, too?
Wait, everybody?
Wait, bro.
I see one more.
I see one more.
You seen, play one more.
I see one more, bro.
For me, I see one more.
For me.
Wait, if we're not playing, then let me know, bro.
Because then we can make it.
I'm on the one. I'm on the one. It's loading up.
I'm running out, I'm running out.
Uh-huh, exactly.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, Rudy.
Rudy.
What is this, bro?
Hey, you haven't said yet.
You haven't said.
What's up, Mike?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Yo, back there!
Stay united!
That was a classic, bro.
I
Did you like it United?
What happened? What happened?
You don't need to know are we done?
Yo girl calling you now be honest be honest your girl calling you
I told her chill. I got to play with the guys.
Well, it's 10 PM for me. It's 10 PM.
I gotta, I gotta wake up at five to eat and pray.
Ramadan, brother. Yugi. Oh, Bismillah. Bismillah.
Get ready for Ishtar, bro. Get ready for Ishtar, bro.
Then I'll slowly play.
I'm a forward show. Yo, Jason, I love you.
I love you. I love you. I love you.
Love, love, love.
Whatever if you want to game.
Later later.
Now I'm trying to talk.
Blue honey paint sheet.
One more, bro.
It's one.
I'm on.
I'm on.
I'm on.
I'm on.
Oh, run that shit.
What's up, you?
Conor, are you still that gentleman when you landed in Windsor?
Who's that same gentleman?
You say?
Am I still that same gentleman?
Are you still the same gentleman?
Yo, what's good, boys?
What's good, boys?
What's up, man?
What's good?
What's good?
Hey, don't call me top, nigga.
Come on
Hey, watch your mouth brother demon is back the risk he's back. Holy fuck, bro
Why did you just see him already saying on screen Miami the
Catch it fucking Stacey
Bro, I didn't want to say it, but sabrosa and Buddha got similar noses
Why you be talking on the go tits like that bro, what's wrong with you?
You're making newsy jokes.
My name is White, we already made jokes.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
You've been the fuck.
Every time I see a clip of you, you're making someone
a private home.
No, and she's not real.
No, you can take a side, but you can take a side.
Every time I see a clip of you,
you trying to be the wannabe West J,
you fucking insult.
Ew.
Ew.
Watch it in the intel.
Ew.
Watch it in the intel.
It's okay Tyson. I lost my queen too
You can't call us that!
You can't call us that!
You can't call us that!
This is beautiful black hair, Connor.
I've said it once.
Like, I've said it once. I'll say it again.
If I go without shaving for a good three weeks, and I take a look at my nuts,
it's just how beauty's done.
This is beautiful black hair.
This is my beautiful black hair, okay?
That's true, bro.
You're not beautiful. You shut up.
Oh, so here goes you.
Slave to the white man.
Okay
No, no, no my question is why the fuck is mood and agent out in the ring yet. I'm serious, bro
If you want to instigate that you can but I like I said anywhere anytime any place that's just why I'm feeling
No, bro, yes, you need some action in here, bro
We had Connor fucking fucking mood in the car bro like Jesus, bro
Oh
You you're lucky the only person that's called actually go toe-to-toe with Buddha for noses
You know it's not as to oh
Oh, so y'all are all on this nigga's side, okay?
I mean, but the thing is, and I know who I'm having problems with,
and that's why I don't even like y'all.
I did not know who I was talking about.
This is how I'm doing it, bro.
No, no, no, no.
You know what, bro?
Look, you leave that on top of your head for everyone to see.
So who's going to have it in you all?
I'm going to sing that bullshit.
Don't sing that bullshit.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right, bro.
You're right, bro.
Yugi, Yugi, Yugi.
All Jason is back.
He dropped a 3 out of 10 song and he's shocked again
Oh Jesus Christ!
The yaskers coming soon!
The yaskers coming soon!
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
Let's even go fucking back!
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go!
Oh my god
Fucking back
I don't know how you three fight these things
He doesn't know we got a stream site. He doesn't know that no I do that guy's a certified stream site for the piggy guys
I'm looking me
I'm not playing friend slot brother
Bro, I tried lurking nobody
As soon as you died we all left that
What the fuck?
No, I was like it too, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, what if I had this put open?
Shit on the shit.
Yo, for a damn while, I'm alive!
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Fuck!
Oh, shit.
Fucking dog is 30 damage?
Get him Conner, get him Conner!
Jason and Conner, lock this in.
Push push push. What's safer Jason Tom win and Connor Moran
Fix this this board taking up like 70 at a hug yes
Bombs in spawn
From lovers to strangers again
And now what was the what was the meaning behind that song?
Okay
you know i'm not gonna die
hey right by my side
oh come on bro, what is that reaction time
jason's playing with his fucking foot fetish on him
yeah why is he
oh where are you playing
brah dude
brah dude
yo you're like a shell of the party
yo i was just spitting my FPS bro
I'm gonna go now. That's my first day back man. I'm still lagging.
I'm gonna break bro. Fucking nose of one of the characters.
I'm going mid. I'm still.
Put your fucking chuds on my team.
I'm going ropes immediately. I need to smoke our ropes right away.
What'd you say, Jason? Nothing.
Alright good. I'm going ropes.
Oh my god!
I'm gonna like squirtin' with the white man!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I
Wow, I killed him though, I killed him though, I don't worry.
Oh, what is my teammate doing?
This guy just sitting here arguing up heaven, not even trying to play.
Bro, try to sit down and hold him by fucking talking.
Bro, why is he sitting on your fucking, are you his daddy or something?
Ah, damn.
Not gonna change, Connor, still the same.
He's still the same.
I'm gonna be on the phone, Connor, bro.
I will not stand for that fucking gameplay, don't like beta.
That's what I'm saying, you're baiting on her.
Like how you're the shotgun.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't know how he's just keeping up with you.
Listen to me, you little weak bitch.
Oh, shit, that's what he's got, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not lying, Muta, stay out of this one, bro.
Because shit just got real, bro. I'm not allowed to stay out of this one.
Waffle please, fuck it, please.
I'll fucking do you long.
No, no, no, that shit's really getting real, bro.
Eat them, eat them, eat them, AJ.
Yo, look at our jets. Nice jets, nice jets, nice jets.
Shut up.
Why is he on the shorty?
Ah he's deep, he's low
He's CT, CT, CT, CT, CT, CT, CT, I got you
22 health, 22 health
Where?
Where?
What the fuck is this dude?
WAAAH!
At least I baited you bro
Is all you do bait coming?
Yeah
Holy shit
He's 22 at 3?
Ah no no, he's dead, he's dead, Raze is dead
Raze is 122
I'll be the second one
Heaven, Heaven, Heaven, Heaven
I'm gonna be the one to handle him
Is that me on top Frank?
Alright I can buy one of you guys
Are you the chosen one?
Are you the chosen one?
Are you the chosen one?
Are you the chosen one?
Jason, drop me.
Jason, thank you.
Guys, guys, guys.
Let's go fast.
Let's go fast.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Oh!
Oh!
Hey, how did you get in here?
I just got a shout-out to you, bro!
What just happened?
That's a hold-up!
Jason, win this.
He's probably dead out.
Combs, comps, comps, win this.
He comes, he comes.
I need you to do the peek.
I need you to do the peek for me.
I'm not sure if I'm going to play this game.
I'm playing a game, Jason.
You always do the flip.
They're gonna take it!
They're gonna fucking pick it up!
Listen to him!
You're gonna shit me!
You're gonna shit me!
You're gonna shit me!
You're gonna fucking pick it up!
You're gonna fucking pick it up!
You're gonna fucking pick it up!
You're gonna fucking pick it up!
You gotta throw it up above the bill
Game I can't hear it. Okay, so you're gonna kill that guy. Oh, okay
So how does your gun how did your gun skill affect your hearing? How does that work?
Do all the force crazy
The chosen one is Oji.
What are you talking about?
No, Mura, I'll be the first to say it.
Bro, Rekji hit it!
He was win-trading!
He was win-trading!
He was fucking win-trading!
Fuck!
You're hurting your bad, right?
Baby's got to win, bro.
Mura, are you allowed to be on this game, bro?
Mura, I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna win.
Oh my god, bro.
How is there a mid trap?
How are you running in the mid?
And how are you still after a kill?
What is going to do is you want to shoot them!
Four sports and go ramps!
Four sports and go ramps, guys, come on!
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Let's fours and go ramps.
Come on, guys.
Coach is right.
Coach is right.
Coach is right.
Coach is right.
Coach is right.
Coach is right.
Is this bigger than the chosen one forcing full armor in a classic?
Oh my God, bro.
I'm lagging on.
I'm lagging and I'm blind.
Nice.
One's on site.
I know where we're outside where I say wait
There you go Connor
He's too fast
Wake on a lock in baby
God damn
Six
The chosen one moving like this dark days upon
You gotta be a lawyer and clean you said this guy
He hits the James father it's gonna be a problem
I'll buy Jason I'll buy Jason
I'm gonna satchel out I'm gonna satchel out I go go go go go
He could be in the corner with a shotgun
By the way guys, I'm gonna play be they had a Cypher ship here last time guys. I'm not gonna be going first
HAHAHAHAHA
BAM
I thought that was the blue of the trees
What the f**k?
Dude
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
You're supposed to fuck with me
Get ass bruh, at least like snip them out for us or something
Yeah, yeah, at least
I was on this at the very least
Go snip a mile game
Yo, I never pickin' up moota guys, c'mon
Yeah, c'mon
Yo, there's a red moon tonight
Oh my, hear me, hear me
Hear me
Oh, I'm dead, it's over
There's a blood moon tonight bro, one in a million
Actually, is it because the chosen ones 0 and 7 and god the 8th
Actually, it might be
Jason, what are you doing?
I was trying to test him.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him.
How long do I hold on? How long do I hold on?
You wanna use my fucking trip flier first?
He's there! He's holding me!
He's holding me heavy.
He did this one, did this one, did this one.
Holy shit.
AJ, AJ, you should have just killed CT.
AJ, AJ, you should have just killed CT.
Oh
I'm gonna flash this in okay
We need to
What right number one does
Yeah, who's chosen one bro?
Who is AJ bro?
Bro, bro, what the? I'm throwing this one up.
Bro, bro, bro.
You got rank one in two regions, gang.
Lock in.
Hell no, bro.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Oh, fuck man.
You got chosen by Benjamin, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
We're fucked, bro. We're fucked, bro.
I don't want to go up top mid. I don't want to we can go mid Jason give a dog
I do but I feel like we should walk up here. Yeah, okay?
There's a trip though, there's a trip though
There's no seven there's a trip
I'm gonna break the trip
Once we made the one one one one more
Like you
I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like a big fucking kill we can win my mouse is bragging there's a camera
Oh, get the camera!
I broke it, I took it.
Woo!
Nice!
Fist bump's all around everyone, but the chosen one!
Fist bump, fist bump!
I'm on a fucking out, man.
Oh, my mouse is glitching.
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Are you lagging?
I'm lagging so hard.
I can't do this!
You are 30k!
He fixed it, he fixed it.
Yeah, Wapo.
Yeah, Wapo.
Yeah, Wapo, you fixed it.
I think that he just walked out of the smoke room.
Oh, everything went up, Wapo.
This is the last thing you do.
Oh, yeah, the lag made you do that smoke room.
The lag made you do it.
This is the lag that judged me on watch.
I'm good now.
I'm not lagging.
That's my soul in game five.
Oh, his soul?
Play the ball.
Play the ball.
Play the ball.
Play the ball.
I'm going to show you why they chose me.
I'm going to show you why they chose me.
Who chose you?
Oh, they chose you.
There's two heavy!
OK.
Dead, bro.
Dead, dead, dead.
Woo!
Hey, Watsy!
Wait, hold on!
Camilo, Camilo!
Hey, what?
What?
You missed it, bro.
Oh, you want to give that big flex stick, eh?
Oh, yeah.
What?
You give that big flex stick.
Yeah.
What?
Let me ask Muda.
I'll be asked.
All jokes aside, you're playing amazing, bro.
Look at that!
Look at that!
Look at that!
Chosen one
Our after this
Yeah, boom by each weapon
No
The real chosen one!
Oh my god!
This guy just spent eight billion years!
Jason stop f**king faffing around with your f**king pigeons
It actually f**king f**king comes inside of us
This can't be a common sight with us
Hey!
Bro, where are you?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie to you
I did that bro!
Oh my god, bro
Oh my god, he's so bad, he's so bad, he doesn't know what to say.
Moody, that's so bad, he's a straight man.
I don't know, man.
Don't let him get mad at you.
Now it's on down.
You got a chance at a username, gang.
I'm done.
I'm so on my life, on my life.
Bro, you don't fall in one, bruv.
I don't fall in one.
Bro, you don't fall in one.
No, no, no, no.
You don't fall in one, you don't fall in one.
OK, you don't fall in one?
Yeah, I like to fall in one.
I don't fall in one.
Yo, I'm telling y'all, start judging me.
Ow, bro, not- not-
Okay, alright.
How many rounds are you gonna tell us to fuckin' judge you on, bro?
Is this-
Is the fifth fuckin' round you're supposed to be to judge you on?
Ask us the math, ask us.
Can you do something to fuckin' work off of here?
I'll give you something, bro, here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I got a crazy flank coming.
Oh my-
And this is why the chosen one prevails!
Fuck the fuck!
Nice, AJ Medium, swing AJ, AJ Medium!
Alright, go on!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Well you got a crazy flank, you're not going to get a single kill with that flank, bro.
Keep your sight, you sight, you sight, you sight, I promise you sight somewhere.
Ah!
He's not beautiful.
No, this is good.
No more, that is a few more.
There we go!
There we go!
There we go!
I can't deny it anymore.
It's over.
Period, period.
So we're just dropping off more radians.
I'm not going to lie, there's a lot of radians on our team, bro.
We can hang out.
This game is so easy.
No
Testing testing testing
It's not me it's not true no breathing in my mind
There's a couple of men.
Bees! Bees! Bees! Bees! Bees!
No one's been, no one's been, no one's been!
Holy shi-
Who to save me?
It's a lockdown!
Who to save me?
Who to save me?
Wait, who to save my life?
Who was me?
Who was me?
Good, good, good.
We locked you shi-
We locked you shi-
Damn, cunt!
We locked you shi-
We locked you shi-
Damn, cunt!
Yeah, if that-
Go! Listen!
Team on three!
One, two, three team!
get flash gone one of the fucking spawn bro
that was a good flash jane
oh my god yg this is you why did you
this is you yeah oh 1 6 they knew I was
there okay come on they chose it oh my
god wait we need you this is why they
chose you they're going to another
this is why they chose you oh my god redeem yourself oh my god
one beat three scenario
oh my god why they chose me oh my god why don't you know why I'm from there
Winning it's close well went around first so no, I can I can you can smoke heaven though. I can yeah
No, I can actually oh chosen wait no
Okay
You just 300% of your kills, bro
Oh, I'm lagging, cah.
Wait, Mood, I think I'm lagging too, bro.
I'm telling you, I got discord shit, bro.
I'm telling you.
Oh, it's discord, bro.
You're right.
I had to open up discord on my Chrome.
I'm blind.
I'm blind.
All my life, I'm blind.
Okay, okay.
I believe you, bro.
Not today yet?
No, I thought you said it was A.
They're on A.
They're on A.
No, I thought you said they're all made it through yeah
Yes
I think I know they had one in the back playing counter flash. Otherwise you would have had a two-piece
I'm down. Come on. This I'll be always doing range home, but I saw
Super not to go in a no someone could already be up a they could have already looked up one could be in our spawn
on my bg careful
i'm not saying that shit
i'm fucking dying from aplay though
one should be in heaven careful one should be here
one's man
hey it's on the spot
oh no
one more one more spawn
i lied i lied
i don't know i don't know
have it smoked have it smoked
he could come out of it
i'm beating you i'm beating you
I got a last all day though my life my social day
say it for heaven
He's back safe
Oh my god
don't want to give him a boot up. I like that.
Oh my god. Hold on. Give me some time.
It's fucking him, baby.
OJ, I fucked with your flashes, Dave.
Hey, come on, turn.
That he's feeling good about himself.
He's telling me to have a fuck with your flash.
OJ, did you go play? Did you go play?
You're feeling good.
You complimented people.
You are fucking small, bro.
Okay, great.
They're not A.
What was the, what's the, what's the viscose?
You want to fight it!
Oh my, hold on, my name is...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hey, keep going, let's go!
I got you, bro, I got you, bro, I got you, bro.
Close flat!
Alright, thank you, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I like that.
I mean...
Fucking terrified of it, and I promise you that
Here man, there's like three men
I'm out of dog mid
Motherfucker!
Oh my god, we lost the social unbeat
One of us ought to be made, one of us ought to be made
Oh no
Oh, I just, I don't know
No, they're all there, fuck, bro
We fell apart
They're going A
They're chosen one
I don't know, they might be going
Boom!
Oh my god
He got chose
This one is?
Oh my god
And he's out of there
But he's flassy-headed like he's still there
He's been tricked.
Meet his demise.
That's a good trick.
It's me and the chosen one.
I'm coming, chosen.
Consider yourself chosen!
Wait, what?
He's having a flash.
I'm trying.
We can't fall apart like that.
I mean, we're dying here.
You're right, you're right.
You're right.
That's a close game, bro.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Listen, listen, listen guys. Let's take a second. Let's think about what they have they have sky
Oh, they have raze holes. They've your old where they're most likely to go
That's a hit for me. That's a hand for me, bro
But we're still good
I got you the crib listening to the chosen one
I don't think it's a mother fucker. I'm in the spawn bro
I'm not a lot of my knowledge of the game.
I don't see Ram.
He's not Ram, he's not Ram, he's not Ram.
I don't see Ram.
I have ult bro, you want me to go first?
I'm gonna swing.
What, a screens, that screens?
There you go Jason!
There we go!
Fuck yeah!
Yes bro, yes bro!
Fuck yeah!
Right bro, it's 16 years bro!
Oh, okay, listen, they still have sky old they have they have astro. They're gonna astral all off heaven guys
Let's be aware of it guys. I have over three game. I do ybt. Thank you, bro
I love
In this
Guys can we get one run of clear comps, please?
I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening.
Jason's playing with fucking pigeons while I'm getting fucked.
Holy fuck, shit! They were in his town, man!
I need to put my mouse in.
They fucked this up, man.
I need to put my mouse in.
My god, chosen one.
They're all low. They're all low.
No, it's okay.
You rely on your utility too much it becomes a crush.
Oh my God.
Okay, now I promise you they're hitting me.
This is getting close, man.
Now I promise you they're hitting me.
Let me retake. I got ult.
Yeah, yeah, I have ult for retake on B2.
I have ult for retake on B2.
Yo, yo, big daddy's gonna go to B1,
so I see who doesn't equal.
I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. Okay. Connor's gonna instantly peak be made and die
Shut up. Shut up, bro. I'm gonna be beat be made and die. I'm prepared for it. So it's okay
I'm giving up heaven make sure I go don't flash don't flash take
No, bro, they're gonna take screens. They're gonna take screens, bro
I'm coming to travel on I'm coming to travel. Where do you need me? Chuz one
He said be he said be he said be so so what happened
I've seen the size of this big ass fucking earth bro
You can hear when that guy is fucking around
He has a TP
Oh my god bro
I have a
He's so
Are you ulti?
Oh my he just
Oh jeez
I don't think you're a fucking idiot
Bro I have a chosen one right behind me
That's why I'm ulti
Because I have this chosen one right behind me
This person has no say
No
Same bro
Let's play for OT
I don't give a fuck
We're not playing for OT, we're playing for the fucking win, baby.
We have to play for OT.
I'm playing for OT.
I'm playing for OT.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And now I'm down to play for OT, let's play for OT.
The idea of the OT is play for the fucking win.
Play for the fucking win.
When did you become the ideal, bud?
Wait, they have your role, bro.
They have your role.
I don't like this either.
Where are they?
No, no, no, let's show them it, guys.
Good kill, chosen one.
All we need it doesn't wait. We just need to anchor Jason you need to anchor bro
We don't be anchored
We don't have no anchoring no
Jason I mean no Connor
Are you gonna ministry to you know, you're here we can win around
Let's get closer. Let's get closer that
Let me go first
Are you dumb as fuck?
I can't play that massive!
I just missed the shots!
Bro, I'm playing from there!
You can't expect me to play scared there!
I'm holding an angle that gives you plenty of time to respond!
If you want to blame somebody, bro, blame Connor!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yo, Rockwell, we got first pick and you're taking a fucking ego challenge.
One for one fucking idiot.
I'm taking an ego challenge!
I'm sitting here holding an angle!
Why don't you just back up?
Why don't you just jiggle with your fucking knife on a monthly date?
Because you're dumb, because you're dumb as fuck.
Shut up.
You guys guys come on here. I'm gonna up draft. Come come come come here. Come here. I'm not
Three two one
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Ay! T1B! T1B!
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
We killed that shit, bro!
That was great.
That was awesome.
Alright, I'm not going to lie, we can't be Jason and WBG on the 3 bomb side.
We even, like, have some like...
We're going like, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there.
I'm sorry.
We just won that shit.
Hey, come here, J. Come here, J. Come here.
Yo, I need you, yo.
I need you, J. J, I need you.
Instantly, like, 5 seconds into the back.
Got me, WBG?
And you just fly forward here and...
I
First always dear bro, I'm not gonna lie. That's a waste of a flash. I'm not that I just want to win so bad
Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing
Raised me
Who told you to come up heaven? I had a
Like they say no
I have one smoke where do you want to?
could be half of a job
i have a smoke on the bomb ready
and all of the other one
but that's possible that's possible
who told you to take the rope of heaven bro
but we lost heaven every round so i'm not telling you
let me apologize
i apologize for not realizing at the beginning of the round that i left as
Sorry fucking player to hold our fucking be have
Fucking player was in a fucking heaven
Jason wasn't playing around with his fucking pigeons all game long
I was lagging for half of that. I was lagging too. I was lagging too.
Every word you just said is an extra five minutes on your next ass beat it. You know that, right?
You know that? Or no?
That's a cope master.
Hey, I'm gonna be honest. It felt good turning back the clock, man. It felt like I was young again, you know, back in the glory days.
I appreciate y'all boys.
Hey, what's that being said girls yeah, good with that being said Guapo out
That was hard. Let's all do our own out shows
I don't want to go next. I don't want to go next
It was nice for y'all had me
What was the one is out?
Man, he's
Silent silence sir
Also retaking his leave now, so I will be exiting off of that
Hey, bro, now it's just us again. It's like the old days like the old days, bro
I look you see some gray hairs, bro
Watch out where it's not playing with me, bro
I'm fucking gray hairs crazy
Hey, bro, we chopped again, bro stop watch out
I'm a bro. Hey, I've been bone-smashing. I've been uh doing lymphatic
Wait, you've been a agent maximum. No, no, no. Yeah, I've been uh, so yeah, so this is to like get hunter eyes
You just do this and like oh
You pull like like oh
Okay, like that
I'm gonna get hunter eyes. Yeah. Yeah.
Clap. Clap. So that's good. And if you want to get like a nice jawline, you just uh-huh.
It hurts though, Jason. Pain is beauty. Pain is beauty, bro.
Oh, you're right. Hey, bro. Man, my beauty. Just another day in the life.
Y'all, hey, remember to stay base, stay black.
The under the base guy wouldn't do. I'm out.
Dang, well, it's just me. So who am I doing that with so far?
That's good ass good fucking
Good fucking games right there great fucking games. That's fun. That's fun. That's great
That was exciting
That was epic
Wow nice nice dude nice
R E 9. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I'm gonna do it. Another day, another day,
fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, another day, another day.
Eshmashman PO chat we we get a stack of the PO get the PO going I gotta promote
extra more. But amen. Amen. It's about that time.
It's about that time
Air cut
Maybe maybe maybe an Austrian haircut, but maybe maybe we let it marinate for a little bro
Because you know this is this is my hair with no fucking natural oils and I began like mad curly not curly
But like wavy but damn bro
black hair, Jason is back and I'm probably gonna keep it black unless, I don't know bro,
maybe I go blonde again in like a month or two.
But hey, Barry, not a bad shower, Barry, honestly not a bad, not bad at all, honestly,
it's grown on me.
I honestly thought it would make me look older because natural, natural hair, like
I thought it would make me look older but they made me look younger, bro.
But fuck it, you know.
I guess it's not a bad thing, um, yeah, watch the red moon, brother, that shit is happening
at 3 AM.
I'm gonna be in fucking bed, all right, but waking up at 8 AM every single day.
See you tomorrow?
See you tomorrow, bro, stream every fucking day, man.
You already know what the vibes are, man.
What?
stream every fucking day.
I'll be live tomorrow.
I'll be live tomorrow, prior at the same time.
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