you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Know woji though my tech guy my goat my dog
He's been working really hard
He I poached I poached him from Senna Senna didn't treat him right so now I'm gonna treat him better
And he's bought a shit but not for fucking long
Not for long
The turkey trip has been booked
I'm having woes do a mini vlog so I can react to it
Whole team is about to go up man. It's about to be a fucking movie our primes are coming. Yo
Woes it's time, bro. And then and then after you come back
We got to go out or some shit woes with you with your new airline
Johnny that shit too. Yeah Johnny that shit, too
I might need it in a near future, but let's see if this shit actually works
I'm not forget it takes six months wait actually it takes months to recover
Wait, wait is woe's better be out of the game for a long ass time like you won't be able to work
What
He just won't have hair oh
Oh, oh, how does that even how does it even work like?
You go over to Turkey you can get a complete hair transplant for for $2,000
Hi, I'm Dr. Max, a board certified surgeon from Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
Let me explain what's going on in this video.
Yay, seven months.
Turkey is a very popular destination for hair transplant surgery because it has compared
to prices.
But a lot of time this patient will have unnatural results as you can see in this video.
This will not do a good job when the hair actually grows out.
A reason for this, one, lack of patient-doctor relationship.
WSG.
Oh, this is a bad one.
Okay, so how does it work?
How does it work?
I came to Turkey for a hair transplant.
Here we go.
This is better than what you told me.
I had a consultation with the doctor
where we decided on my hairline together.
And my doctor drew it to show me how it would look.
Then we shaved my head and seeing myself completely bald
for the first time in my life,
I realized once again that I had made the right decision.
When the operation started, I was very excited, but seeing how smooth and comfortable it was, I even managed to fall asleep, and then what happened?
W14
Oh my goodness.
AHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHA
WOAH
That was awesome.
Well, that's it. Now I just have to wait for six months.
CH
That's scary, bro. Yo, good luck to Wojman. Hopefully he comes back with a new airline and he's happier, because that's all that matters.
But today we got a banger stream plan actual content
Got cutie pulling up
I don't know exactly what we're gonna do
But you know strings with cutie are always good and I haven't done a stream with cutie in a very long time
I mean, I guess you got my hair if that counts. That was under the schedule
That was really just like off the off the go on the go. But yeah, we're gonna do that with cutie today
she's pulling up to the crib in like 30 minutes so yeah I wanted to take the
made-back but she really didn't want the made-back she really didn't want to
hop in a made-back she wanted to drive her own car and shit I was like all
right whatever works you know to me yo Garcia 35 gifted are you going to the
OSDS house today hey bro listen if I run out of content you know where I'm
bro um but we should have we should have content today let her drive bro I
will let her drive the main bank I don't really care bro like I but preferably I
think we're gonna be in a car for most of the day so like but but fucking
whatever she she's on I'm on bro you know as long as she's comfortable bro
it's her month man all right it's her month is it's national woman's month
and it's national woman's day tomorrow actually chat so you already know man I
Need to get Lou I need to have Lou get a bunch of flowers, bro. All right, so we got that R6 turning tomorrow
Okay, Marlin Sunday made back not gonna happen because I have to handle some shit in the morning
And then we going straight we're gonna go boot up
We're gonna go live and play in the R6 turning win that shit with Yugi and Archie
Hopefully they practice I've been practicing off stream yesterday when I ended I practice. I'm already fucking going crazy
But yeah, and then after that after that tourney my go with the guys
Maybe arching a Yugi barrel. Maybe they want it because we're gonna do the land here and
And then bro, we're gonna we might fuck around
Go into that go to a park or go to some streamers houses
And we're gonna we're gonna you know celebrate women because that's what we need to do man
I woman make the world go round. Okay
You're with Rekai in the tourney by the way, say it on your mother's fucking life.
So I heard clicks dropped out and got replaced by Rekai and she texted the group chat saying
there might be some fucking switcharounds, do not tell me I'm on fucking Rekai's team.
Don't, don't you fucking dare, man.
Bad news.
no no no no no no no no no I can't do that I can't do that I can't
No he didn't no he did it bro
you
you
you
you
you
You
My bro, what's going on saying it got invited, but not you
From a shark to a baby daddy
Now this is a W, I can't lie this is what life is about man. This is this is what a life is about
fuck look at that there hey bro 28 there that's the desk that's my baby making
year 28 this is gonna be me at 28 you're gonna see a little a little Twitter
post with little agenda reveal is 28 man I'm manifesting it 28 I gotta give
bad grandchild you're not making it past 27 chill bro 28 20 fucking eight why
why are y'all doubting me you're too busy rizzing onto it on I'm being in the
word we're rizzing my chat bro I'm being in that shit in my chat I guess you're
getting another girlfriend yeah I gotta chill man yeah I gotta chill alright
bro I'm 21 I got I got seven years all right got seven years yeah so y'all
gotta relax but one of my one of my top top goals in life is to give back and
a man, a grandchild, bro.
Cause they're old as shit.
They gotta see a baby come out of me.
I mean, not me, but made from me.
Yeah, you have to see me continue the wind dynasty,
the bloodline, because I'm the only child, bro.
If I don't have a kid, it's over.
It's actually over.
If I don't have a baby, my bloodline is done.
Cousins?
That should don't count, bro.
I'm talking about bad and my bad.
There's a million of wins, gang?
Okay, yeah.
I wish I had a new Nate last night.
But I fuck on it.
I
But yeah, I need I need to have a kid by 28 otherwise bad might be too old bro, you know what I mean
Don't worry we child what you bro don't don't categorize right no cameraman gonna feel like old QT car segment tomorrow half Asian
Holy shit, who was there at 90k fucking subs braff that long. Oh my fucking god, dude
Whoa whoa cool it on the dumbass you're the one saying you're half Asian. I'll give you the other half
Whoa, what sorry
What the hair back? I'm not the one here is chopped. I was chopped in this
I
Y'all
You know lisle cuz I was getting phase with a blonde hair on top like a bro
I look like a fucking girl bro like it was
EW
Was it the hair now look good now look face chiseled in shit
John line coming in black hair just got a girl a little bit longer and bro. I'm there I'm there
6-pack literally coming in soon bro like my shit. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I can't show y'all
My shit is literally coming in bro. I said
Just wait one day I'm gonna pop out. That's a marvelous shit. Sorry
Getting passed by semi trucks a little W
Lean on me
I mean, yeah, I think we found a bridge between coms. Yeah, you're a real piece of work YBG not a lot
All right, so who in this lobby still friends with miss Kip? Yeah
I've been told you about that job
Do it!
Is this fucking massive shit?
You're a real piece of work, YBG.
I'm not gonna lie.
Holy fucking YBG.
Yo, I'm trying to game with YBG, man.
Ka.
How the fuck did Elinian YBG get in the lobby, bro?
Ha.
Valorant with YBG facts.
Russell?
Ah, but Russell is the goat.
Why he won't be one Ryan Chen he's good. Yeah, I've seen this yeah
Was Tyler was chat fuck with me yesterday. I feel like there was a lot of mixed feelings from his chat
I think his chat is just straight lead kids. So they don't know me. They don't know me. No, no, bro
They were calling me a cringe zoomer dude. No, no, they I feel like they were they didn't like me at first
But near the end they're like yo, yo
Not a bad kid
They hate you they hated you at the beginning. No, that's not true, brother. They didn't hate me
Hey alien we come in peace
Bro we need more rice and crackers
Whoa, what is this why was even shooting at anything ever since that world tour he did with old girl
Give a young buck a shot, right?
Yeah, he's a good guy. He's a little goofy though.
So I'm saying!
I feel like I'm done with guys.
What?
I'm glad that you guys parted.
Oh, Linda is gay?
I'm not so sure.
I'm not that gay.
I can treat you right.
She...
Why would she torture gay?
Oh, what did the girl...
Bye.
Bye.
Gotta get Elendry to eat some flowers too, bro,
for National Women's Day tomorrow.
F.L. Stegman was sick, he was funny.
Yo, let me know if y'all want another F.L. Stegman, man.
Let me know.
I could cook some shit up.
Let me know, man.
We can get it going.
Fuck it, dude.
Let's change the game.
You're watched.
If I made Lovers and Changers on stream
Everything I love yeah, I would have been fucking come going crazy
Music cool down. All right
Favorite duo W W Sto Weenie W Sto Weenie man
I didn't see this
Wow, I was seeing that for real
Wait, this was me?
Wait, I said this?
I want you so bad,
heaty for the big,
What?
You need like a snack.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Number one.
And there are no other parks.
Oh.
No, bro.
This is the only shout out Hooper Park in Arlington, bro.
This is where I filmed all my music videos.
They sheet clears lovers to strangers.
That's just cap, bro.
That's just cap.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Ara, ara, on the beat, Jesus.
If you wanna smash, I'll bring a rubber band.
And I'm a hella gang, you can stay in everything.
Turn it up.
She bossing on me like I can't go wrong.
That's so good, don't know what I'mma fucking do.
I'm running this ass, cuz I'm a monster
We gon' run it back, I got a dumb per true though
It's so fat, if I go too fast
I'm a hitter in the ass, like the muck I'm gonna smash
I'm flowing now!
I'm flowing!
It's off the iPhone 13 by the way
No cameras needed
Even though she cries, I'm falling
This is your legacy? No the fuck it's not.
Bro, I completely forgot about this shit and you're talking about this is my legacy.
OH GOD!
You know, I was tweaking bro. I was just saying shit, man.
I was just saying shit, bro.
Come on!
Oh Jesus Christ
How long is it showing why does it say four minutes? Oh my god, I can't watch this I can't I can't actually watch
If I see you naked, I might get that asses back
If you open your crotch
Oh, I was soberly freaked out, man
Yeah
Oh, fuck, I see me deep
When I see you, I might get it
One knee
With a stick of love for you, tell me
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself
Even though
Yo
Oh god
Yeah, this makes me want to get on FL
Yeah, I don't know what she was talking about
No, no, I didn't get that I didn't say that she said that what the fuck
Oh my god
To close on camera. I'm so happy that Bob can't speak English
Holy transition, holy can we get a W spamming a fucking chat man
Oh my god look at these fucking edits get some money to pay for this video it's 500
bucks 500 bucks on iPhone camera and a fucking dream
I
Profession that video, you know, I did not make my money back
That's cutie that's because
W song okay
Her chat
This is on the internet forever he's got a lot of old music videos
Bro, I've been on my music there's a vacuum in the background. I'm sorry
Speechless this I was gonna give everyone three. She's speechless though. She's speech. She's speechless. I can't lie, bro
Oh my god, what was that? Holy shit? I completely forgot about that freaky ass on them. Wow
Oh my fucking god. Wow
Oh
Amen, but you know
You know I
Don't regret doing it. When are you gonna want me on Jason? I won't go on Jason, bro
I'm super down for when we're on Jason when I when I go to the States, which is in
October October I'm down we'll have like a
Bo7 October buddy he just schedule fucking
10 months in advance
hey bro you know what I'm down though man
fuck you dude just hit me up in October
brah hit him up in October bro 10
months in advance seven months in
advance you know what I'm down bro I'm
He's busy. Yeah, actually he's busy
Yo, kajiri, bro, you're the reason why I got confidence
You're the reason why I got confidence man, even though you might be gay
You might be a little homo off that that makes me fuck with you more, bro
Thank you, man. Thank you, Kajari.
I just want you to admit that you're a little bit on the other side, because a straight man
doing this, I already said, like, it's kind of like, you know, make me a bit uncomfortable,
but you know what? It's fine.
He did?
Wait, he's gay?
W Kaijuri bro.
How long bro, I really look like that.
Dude, I'm kinda sexy though.
This was problems 4,000 years ago. Yep. We did not go work out today. I'm not gonna lie. W. Vinnie though
I'll fuck with any heavy
What is three looking house hot that bro, thank God they thank God I took my life back in
and decided to go to the fucking gym, man.
Cause Jesus Christ, I was just put in this shit.
Hey Mac, my head in the back, it's mella.
Hey, Tina cutie.
We hop on the feet, let's say I'm a message from black
and she got the will, I know we can't believe it.
What a bro in a march, I touch the reality,
that's it.
Damn, bro, good fucking times, man.
Good fucking times.
I
Back not
Bro
Bro what when did we start taking things so serious bro
When did we start taking everything so serious like bro can this make a decent just get a fucked up cut again, bro
I oh my god, when do we start taking ourselves so serious like look at this thing
Yeah, he was pretty asked for a person about a crowd to fuck is this this is the reference picture like all this bro
Oh, wait a minute. Why would I voluntarily and get a fucked up cut again?
What bro my hair is the fucking only thing saving me right now. We start taking ourselves so serious, bro
We start taking ourselves
I
Bro this is actually me after crime I got I was actually crying after this haircut
You see my eyes are puffy my lips are big that shit
Bro, like I was dead crying after this fucking haircut
And he got surgery to make himself look better, bro
He don't even look like this anymore and I guess he got surgery to make himself look better like bro
Is look back saying that bro look back to me to go back to me to go bro. So I'm thinking should just be ugly
Back to not get a surgery
Why would you you get a haircut you go buzz
Yeah, GGs
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait is this is this woman we're gonna guess Ron and Lacey Marlin first
But the only thing that switches were cars playing with agent Phantom. Yes. No
Well, bro, bro, bro, I don't want to go against Ron first, bro
Ron's actually like low key kind of good. Everybody else is kind of bummy, but you these kind of nice though
Bro, you these low key on poor with Ron. I feel like
you these kind of nice
But one at least you got Marlin, bro. And Marlin is like a fucking
and like a pinky toe, man, like he's useless.
And y'all have Arky, bro, but Arky plays though.
Arky kind of plays.
I saw Squishy playing, he's good at R6.
So the best team is Squishy and Ron's team,
and I think we're close third.
Yeah, I think we're third, third best in this bracket.
Everybody else sketched in a Joe trash Ray low silky. Holy fucking garbage. That is they're not even getting past the first round
Agent Phantom Rekai. Are you fucking kidding me? They I've never seen any of these players on our six
Jin's Deji X you see only X you see two fucking Londonese people with high pink piece
Ron Lacey Marlin
Debateably the best unbiased
Archie Uke Jason top top three top three Bruce Cuffham Aiden. Oh, holy shit, man. Holy shit
Yeah, first round knockout squishies wink. I think squishy probably maybe the best
What the whole bike karate
Max versus rage
What the fuck is that point of that robot bro kill all clinkers
our
Kaisen ever feels he keeps a wall of hate comments from Twitter ex users to make him more motivated
Hold on, bro. Let me see this. Let me see this track embrace hate
embracing hate is a fine way to weaponize it.
And I used to struggle with like caring about what people thought.
What did it bro?
Y'all hate it bro, but guess what? Y'all are the waiters at the table of success.
I got a hate wall of all the hate he's trying to
I received another quick cash grab with some holes and some sweaters and
system trash letter to motivate even more
Now bro was marketing his brand online he ain't depressed
They raised my flaws and found what?
Kaisen had become performative
Make amazing things
They don't believe until you make it cool it is currently
February 3rd, I mean February 12th at 340.
I'm about to do this shit too, bro.
Haters will be my motivators at the table of success, man.
Bro, coffee just began hating, man.
Coyote just began hating, man.
And I'm not about to join the hate train, man.
Okay?
Coyote showed me love.
I just don't love that man and once he goes live again well people are gonna go
back to straight and dick suck it
I can say whatever bro I'm just being real
I
Chet how how does tell losing this when I clap his cheeks?
Didn't clap my cheeks, bro
No, I'm a Jason look like a bronzer
He did you know me I forgot
In the evening I beat him I've been to one I need a rematch any rematch. Okay chat. This is yet guys
Here's my theory. Tyler one is a dad. Tyler one has goals for his show
He wants him to go to college and he needs the money. He was paid off by
Jason to throw the game it makes sense. I respect it
I guess I I guess so I
Guess he paid me off stream
Tyler one is paying me a little to purposely. I'm paying Tyler one to purposely lose
But come on, bro, it's Tyler one man. Okay
This his legacy is on a line, man, I took a bite out of his fucking legacy
yeah
debunked
what is this?
what is this?
hey man
shout out to boys, to the boys back in Arlington man
Left him man, left him boys, pursue LA, left them boys back in Hollywood.
How to do what I had to do, man. How to do what I had to do, bro.
Tex go green.
Wait, leave me alone.
Hi.
enough
enough
wait, leave me alone
wait, please
come on
what the
what
Oh
Don't look!
I gotta go YBG.
I gotta go Y, I gotta go YBG.
Bro, I'm so sorry, bro.
Bro, I'm so sorry.
What's your mean story?
Who's sorry?
What do you mean you're sorry?
I'm gonna flip the camera.
I'm gonna flip the camera.
Yeah, bro.
No, you know Diana and my girl, right?
What you mean?
You know Diana and my girl.
Is that what you cracked Selena and Alyssa?
No, I didn't crack Selena or Alyssa.
I know I didn't do that.
Shit, I didn't do that.
I didn't practice what you talk about
Like like my face just start bringing up old shit
What yo what bro your girl got taking my fucking rockout Lee bro?
Like oh, I got
Oh my god, man.
I call Laze.
I'm a cuck.
I'll let you use it, okay, bro.
It's okay.
Call Laze, man.
Oh, you got clip, bro.
God damn it, bro.
Why are we pinning that mess?
Oh
He's grieving.
When did this happen?
When did this happen?
Bro, when did this happen?
I hate to speak about it so fast, and I hate knowing from love us to strangers again.
Love us to strangers again.
I wish I bought you more flowers in the end.
Tomatoes are y'all fucking are you serious ain't not even ab ab room
I'm a cock duty bros like that's 130
Most of the strings from leathers of strangers is you that's just not true
Hey
What's your ETA
Don't worry about it don't worry about 15 minutes
Saturday Saturday traffic, you know why probably because people are getting ready for the big day tomorrow
What's the big day tomorrow?
It's National Women's Day.
Right, right. Yeah, so they're all leaving town?
No, they're going to get groceries and stuff.
Groceries, right, right, right, right, right, right.
To celebrate, right, to party.
What's your favorite point?
No, no, not, what are you on?
All right, I'll see you soon then.
Okay, you have my location. So you can always check. Oh, yeah. Okay. Bye. Bye
No, not groceries because they're
No, no groceries to go get fucking food and charcuterie boards and like sit to prepare for the party
Oh
My god, y'all are weird
Y'all are so weird
Like I would go grocery I would go grocery shopping grocery shopping, too
Holy shit, man
One year ago today the content made Jason look fucking crazy. Do I want to watch this bro? Wait, nah, this was like
Nooo!
Waaaa! Waaaa!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Salina, follow Alex!
This is like a bullet every time I see it!
Waaaa!
Waaaa! Waaaa!
Waaaa!
Waaaa!
Niko, there's so many pictures!
There's so many!
There's so many!
Is this the right Alex?
There it is!
Waaaa!
Oh, stop sending this picture!
I'll lay it down on that little lap!
Oh, I hit my picture!
SING A PLEASE FOR MY NIGGA!
I WILL KILL!
OH MY GOD!
WE GOT BABY RAY TAKING FOR YOU BRO!
BABY RAY is the first pick I'm going to pick.
I WILL KILL!
I WILL KILL!
You might need to call baby Ray, bro.
SET THE WESTER FROM BABY RAY!
SET THE WESTER FROM BABY RAY!
SET THE WESTER FROM BABY RAY!
BABY RAY TAKING FOR YOU BRO!
BABY RAY TAKING FOR YOU BRO!
BABY RAY TAKING FOR YOU BRO!
Who are these ninjas?
No, no, no!
No, no, that can't be real!
No, no, that can't be real!
Selina, tell me that's not you!
He's asleep in the back of the lamp!
Why is Selina doing this to me?
How is it to be the son of a shit?
What?
What?
We love these things!
We love these things!
Oh, boy!
She wanted a heart too!
VAR TOO!
SO BAD B The way you do it, Alex bro!
What the f-
NOOOOO!
GAAAHHHHHHH!
BRO!
Yo!
You go away then!
You just...
Holy shiiiit!
That was some dicks!
Shooooolaay!
Flurlaaay is crazy!
Oh fuck!
Wait, so I met...
Shut the hell up!
Wait, I've never sent that.
Shut the hell up, bro!
It's not real.
This whole freaking spot is just...
It's not real!
Mysocade donated $1.
Freak it, call Eugene.
Are you okay?
Oh, man!
Holy crap, you know what a night...
What a night that was, bro!
Oh my god, bro. What happened to Selena? Is she okay, bro? I haven't seen I haven't seen I
Haven't heard of her name in a very very very long time
Did she go back to Washington? Is she still he didn't OC?
El Nas wait, why y'all say why you're saying El Nas?
Nas incident what?
Nas took her out
What she's in hiding
Naws? I don't remember. Wait, I don't remember. I don't remember. What happened? I forgot. I forgot.
Oh
See that fucking deported
I made it better when I find out that you're an immigrant bro.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
No, it's not, man.
Bro, and that was the last time
she was ever seen on the stream?
Never came back.
She blocked all of them.
Wow, wow.
Call her.
I don't think I'm gonna call her, bro.
I don't think I'm gonna call her now.
Die, man.
She's probably living her own life, going to school,
doing her own thing, bro.
I don't think I'ma call her, man.
Or she might be back in Vietnam, man.
She might be back in fucking Nam.
She chilling with back in Nam.
damn she took your 3k oh my god yeah she did take my 3,000 up my first
Jason we edit let's see keep her delete
I delete this shit
how was your woman's day party coming along oh yeah tomorrow we don't have a
party okay we don't have a party but QT suggested an idea which I will actually
be pursuing because you know we need to highlight the woman in our lives tomorrow
I would be dying of okay of flowers maybe some roses maybe some lilies maybe
some every flower imaginable big flowers and we're going every single to
Every streamer's house every every girl streamer's house and I'm a drop roses at the front step step porch
I'm gonna drop them off. Hopefully I can give it to them in person. You know every every
Not every brown not every fucking
No, but I
You know, you know what I mean by every okay, stop being fucking weird. Okay, Doc's I thought no
I
Nice little kekw farm there Kekwa farm in the chat. Wow
No, no, no, I but but you know I'm gonna be hitting up people and shit um
Matter of fact, bro, let me make a list tomorrow. Let me get list tomorrow for tomorrow
No
So I gum drop I think she's down I think she's down a list of women to drop off flowers to
Celebrating national
women's day
So I think I gum drop should be down I gum drop I could I could drop yours off tomorrow
cutie cutie Cinderella yeah cutie Cinderella you know I got it I got it
I gotta get her I gotta get her to do some flowers um let's see who else bro um
maybe Valkyrie maybe Valkyrie Valkyrie you know I get her some flowers you
know
hey bro stop stop farming the Kekos in my chat bro hi come on man
Stop stop man
All right next next next sunny
Bro this chap man this chap man extra Emily is not in LA LA LA, you know, I might I might what's like a public area?
I go to UCLA
Wait up tomorrow's last Sunday though tomorrow's Sunday, so it might not leave me a lot of people out there
So maybe
Why y'all saying of course Tara yummy is in Texas Jimmy area is in Texas seaside
Pokey man pokey man is in fucking China for some reason. So yeah, I'm not gonna fucking seaside dog
It's it's an hour drive. I'm not gonna hour fucking out to see side
I'm not sure it's affecting 11 p.m. To go to go drop phones off. All right. No Tina
Bro Tina Ken
Bro she's bro, I mean I'm I'm gonna try but you know
You know
That's gonna happen Diana. Yeah, bro. I dropped a lot as I was on the unit, but this is all on some
Friendly shit, so please bro. Don't be weird
It seems like she got a man already
Yana Yana Yana is in LA right Yana's in LA now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Well, who else shout who else
Fusely I'm gonna be honest, bro. I don't think I know Fusely and uh well enough to just be like yo
Can I pull up to your crib and drop off some things? You know what I mean?
Sina is in Texas.
Primate page.
Lou?
Lou!
But I'm making Lou get the flowers, though.
So, oh, you're right.
Yeah.
What if I get Lou to get a bunch of bouquet of flowers
and then give her some of the bouquets?
I
Boss I'm just kidding y'all tomorrow
I will literally go out and just get flowers on shrimp like why would I not just do that really does that everyone would like
I could buy out the whole everyone flower section
She's bro. Oh, why are y'all saying L? Like that's not her fucking like like that's what that's that's the job
That's the job, but bro like that's the job
I'm on flowers your moves, bro
Moves you're not a woman and aren't you with us? She's no one around and why are y'all saying wow bro?
That's her job
dude
Bro w move and W move bro wait wait wait you're gonna make her cry
I
Thank you for employing woman W boss
Hey, no problem
Wendy Ortiz from I don't know when you bear I would I would give Wendy a bouquet of flowers though
Who else chat who else?
I
Quarter J you should Uber eats people out of town then FaceTime then once they're there
Wait, actually though. Wait. Yeah, bro. Hey, I thought Uber eats
Senna emerald and Bonnie
um
Some flowers in Texas
Nabs bro nabs
And extra Emily they're in LA tomorrow. Wait, what wait, did they actually pull up for the National Women's Day party?
the fuck
What about your mom? Of course, I'm gonna get my mom right, bro
That's off-shrink
Maya yes, Maya, bro, I'll send some to a vet of a sanctuary
The Ha sisters
I don't know what they're fucking addressed, dude.
I don't know their address. Do I just ask Evelyn to send me your address?
Like, what do I do?
Wait, wait. I think I do have their address. One second. Let me look.
Do I have their address? Because I went to their apartment before.
Hold on.
I do have the address.
Why are y'all saying creep around? Okay, don't be weird. I'm gonna send flowers to the house apartment
How was that being creepy, man? I'm gonna face on her and be like yo check the front store step
Happy National Women's Day boom. She's gonna be like oh my god Jason W Jason. Oh my god. I appreciate you
So it's not being fucking weird
God
They got a boyfriend bro. I have no rather what stop stop attaching flowers to fucking Riz
I'm giving flower to cutie Cinderella. Does that mean I want like
Do fucking risk cutie Cinderella. No, man. No
We need the demon
Who else yeah, who else who else who else this is a pretty hefty lift and then you know
I could go out on public too and just go show love to randoms, not randoms, but like women
on this planet that I don't know.
JT's supposed to be pulling up next week.
He said he's going to jump on the stream.
We got some other guests lined up to come jump on the stream.
So Jalen Brown is on the stream right now.
Thank you for the update man.
Thank you for the update.
Thank you for the update.
I appreciate the fucking update, man.
KDB?
I would, I would, I would.
I would give flowers to KDB.
I don't know where I dressed though.
Hannie-ken?
I don't know where I dressed though.
I don't know where I dressed though.
um
Geez he did ask erger call and on him Twitter
Signed with ace bets. I'm getting every what so Lace is getting a fucking gambling deal
What?
the fuck
So Lace just signed with a what?
Hey, he's getting paid, bro can't pay them damn run out paying you enough brah
Fairs yo, bro, it's your money man. Get your fucking money, man. I
Open to gambling years over in this side child will never get a gambling deal. I'll never get a game we do
Unless cat bro, bro, you all look like I like gambling I
Will never get a gambling deal unless it's sports betting. Okay, sports betting. Okay, but slots brother. That should be I was
There was a time period where I was just spamming slots every single day and just losing fucking money
Mary I can't ever go back man ever
Do I used to be on stream remember remember when I fell in the next game in the Manchester United game that same day where I lost
I literally was on stream fool screened spamming space bar
Doing fucking blackjack hands in losing money, man. I think that day alone. I lost like $20,000
Can't do it bro. Can't do it. Don't get rich. That's just not good for you. No, don't fucking do it. Don't do it
don't do it gambling equal losing money sometimes bro unless you're good flowers
to sinna well apparently sinna emerald and Bonnie are gonna be in LA tomorrow so
easy for fucking me easy for fucking me I'll give it to them in person that's a
fucking W man that's a W only sinner wait only sinner oh well well if it's
only sinner then then fuck it you know easy easy peasy just sinner oh wait let
me call center oh shit cutie's been here
Yo John! Dude, Cutie's been waiting outside for 30 minutes.
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, man. It's been one minute. I gotta pee really fucking bad. I'm gonna have John pull it up.
Oh, women's, bro, it's been one minute, it was one minute.
We're gonna go droid today, bro, because, uh, yeah, don't have a bit of rage.
Here, John, I have to droid.
I don't have a bit.
And I gotta bring the droid just in case I'll bring it.
She's here?
Yeah, she's outside.
Let me bring the battery, she'll show us, bro.
Okay, but, uh...
I gotta pee really bad, bro.
I'll put the camera on the battery.
Put the camera up.
Put the camera up.
Here.
Um.
there um
what the fuck is that what the fuck holy fucking earthquake the fuck was that
dude what the fuck so just everything I touched that equipment just goes
fucking crazy, huh? Fuck! Alright, here beach, I'll go grab the charger real quick.
I just washed the battery.
I sure it doesn't leave.
Alright, I'm back.
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
I didn't even hear it.
The battery.
It's hard not to wash the battery from the light.
I'll grab a charger.
I think someone's watching Marvel.
Someone's watching Marvel?
Or is Marvel in Marvel?
No.
What the fuck?
Should I do that?
Yeah.
I've got the other one.
The roller coaster that looks like it's going to go full.
Fuck.
I'm going to take a bonus check.
I'm going to take a bonus check.
Bro, why are there so many heart eyes in this goddamn trap?
They're just pissing me off.
So you just jump out.
And they just cast you like a lion.
It's every time, bro.
It's just every fucking time.
Fuck, that shit.
Jason, Jason DeWine mobs me.
Every time it hits, bro.
Yeah, every time it hits.
Fuck it, God.
Just see, um, just see what's it called.
Jason DeWine mobs me.
Is Jason on my fucking, like, is he literally on my best friend and type in the challenge?
No!
You're a fucking weirdo dude.
Ha ha ha, gently dude.
Hey, somebody clip that, bro. He admitted it himself.
And then put it at it afterward.
And then, and then there's a Ky-Kurri hitter.
Here we go!
Wait.
My habit rate failure because we have no backpack
Hey
No, I was just going to open the door for four days.
Hey!
Hello, how are you?
Oh, you didn't have chargers?
Yeah, we're freaking loaded.
I don't think we needed that.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, you don't need this.
You'll just switch to this and dress.
I'll be watching.
Wow!
How are you doing?
Just like, one out of days, huh?
Wait, how do I switch to yours?
I'm sure it's Wajn, does it?
Wait, Wajn, can you switch the cuties into this, please?
Sure, Wajn and freaking Nico are besties.
Oh, yeah, they are.
Yeah.
They're just freaking...
I got Wajn.
My hair is so fucked up today.
Uh, a freaky trick, a freaky trick.
What?
You did?
For hair implants?
That's awesome.
Next week he's going, he literally booked in.
Oh my god, that's awesome.
I'm so excited for him.
Dude, I- wait, really?
Did he not?
I'm stressed.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
I was like, I look wide as hell, no?
What is this?
It's this.
No.
I was thinking that too.
I was like, I look wide.
Yo, what is that?
and his way is right here audio
but wait you need it's because you need them
you go you get two mics because one goes to this camera
hello chat
you're not used to this
you're used to John freaking
I have fucking two
I know I had to argue with him
wait who me?
yeah because you didn't want to be in a may bag and get him roving around
yeah I don't want to be in a freaking may bag
I don't want a freaking camera man following me around
I'm just a freaking girl
Okay.
Alright, we don't tell them where we're going, because otherwise they'll find us.
You know them.
I think it's one.
You're with me.
Jesus Christ.
Right now on this camera, why are you selling them that one?
I don't know. Which camera am I in? My bag?
I think you're on the wide.
We're on the wide leads.
Yeah, we just look a little fat.
fixed audio is fine this camera makes me
look chopped just deal with it you are
chopped if you're in your chop there I'm
so wide this camera makes me look chopped
I'm so why he's so sad he's so freaking
sad what is this they're saying this is
my POV that's what you look like dude
No it's not how you look they're ruffling embrace it embrace it
we're chubby bunny no it's okay all right you know it's fun I'm not chopped this
is how I see the world that's the first place
oh god the traffic I'm telling you you're right they listen listen okay we
You just have to get there before three.
Chat lock in, we're gonna speed.
Just kidding, we're not silky.
107?
Okay.
I'm not chat.
Lore, accurate, come on.
Yo, we could do a karaoke.
I don't know, I seen you react
into so much songs yesterday.
Dude, what the fuck are some of those?
It's just, you know.
I don't, I really don't.
Sometimes, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, bangers, I made a lot of music.
I like that you haven't deleted any of them.
I think that's nice.
Ah, whatever, delete anything.
How do I get this, like, do not disturb, she still reads out my messages, like a freak.
Who's she?
A Siri.
How do I do that?
You do not disturb?
Yeah, she still reads it out.
Like, how do I do something else so she doesn't?
You don't know.
I literally feel like an old person having like a young person like
Just don't nobody text me. I think cuz I need this for directions. No, I think it's fine
Wait, why would they read out the messages? Text me right now. She'll read it. She's weird. I
Don't know why cuz I'm do not disturb
Test
Oh, oh great, okay. All right
Great, good to know let's go, okay
Black hair Jason and cutie. We're back. It's not 24
What are we talking about?
Freaking I don't know. How's life been? Okay. It's been a while. We have to do this glamour twitch
My directions are right here. Okay. I have no access to a cellular device. No, she's reading chat
I'm not this is this is just my directions on my dashboard, okay?
That you want to know my hot take what's your hot take my hot take that I don't follow
You back all the way out, okay?
That's just how I have to do it. Okay. This is not a Riz thing. I know your chat is weird
But this is just how I have to do it
My chat is not weird, what?
Your chat is weird, dude.
They are not.
They accused you of rizzing, freaking, Katie B, because you wanted to buy her flowers.
Paul, you were watching?
Yeah.
They're weird.
They just love that weird.
They love that weird.
But there's a car behind us, so how am I supposed to...
So basically you want to turn your wheel all the way around, so it faces this way,
so then you can just do a little reverse.
Is that what you meant by that?
I usually go the other way, but that works too.
You're gonna do a 20-point turn?
Okay, yep, this is embarrassing, uh huh, who is that?
Man-splanting!
Well, I am, and that was our, our, no, it's fine, your driveway's fucked, as it is.
It is, it is always fucked.
This last time, when I came to cook with a dock, I literally Ubered, because I didn't
want to be able to get out of this driveway.
What's your, what's your favorite flower?
Um, peonies.
Pionies?
Yeah, but I'm gonna be at Disneyland tomorrow.
Dude, your plan is not, yes.
At night, though.
Yes.
That's the best time to be at Disneyland.
There's no sun and all the fucking kids go out.
Black truck.
Holy shit.
What?
What does that mean?
It's getting scary at our house.
There's been random black trucks that pull up
and just it's getting scary.
That's because you keep talking about streaming
at Epstein Island.
No, no.
I did that one time.
That one time.
All right, so what are we doing today?
Okay, we are trying TikTok trends in LA
to see if they're actually good or not.
Oh.
Yeah, isn't it fun?
So what's our first TikTok trend?
We're gonna be dancing?
We don't say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Them are their food things.
You're getting big today,
bigger than you already look on this camera.
No, no, no.
Well, I don't know if you notice,
but I've been in the gym every single day.
Really?
I don't really do shit, except workout off-stream.
I know.
That's kind of sad.
No, it's not.
do pottery would if they become like some pottery girls wouldn't that be nice
pottery arcs okay well that doesn't mean that you can't have a girl time
girl time we could do we could do ways that a tiktok trip is that one no no
I'm just giving us off-stream hobbies oh you wait you want to be a friend they're
good for your health I don't know you know what I don't know I have such a
hard time with your weird ass you know some at some of your great your community is great I really
you know love and appreciate some of you there's weirdos wait what are you trying to say some people
were they were talking about like cuties on some Drake and Millie Bobby Brown shit when I hang out
with you no I'm not guys that's like that's not what's happening no that's not what's happening
I like it's not
Damn, but who said that I saw no one to say I've never heard that I saw a whole thread really
What thread what already no no no, I'm like comments on tiktok. That's why I can't
Comments I made a plug in
Like
like
talking to me, just because I'm a fan and all of a sudden it's like I'm raising a body of new shit.
Yeah, I just, I don't know.
They're called tiktarts.
You can't say that.
I can't say that?
No.
Why?
Because it's bad, you know what it's just a replacement.
Don't learn that from Rage. Rage is bad.
Rage told me, Rage told me that.
I know, Rage, I know. Rage needs to work on his vocabulary.
Rage got good vocabulary.
He's got a...
He's got his crumb now. I like crumb.
swag swag no don't you're not allowed to be like a swag one no it's not cool it's
not cool not cool not cool not cool not cool not cool I played with him last
night and it was he was a journey so should we put some should we get some
karaoke going you want to do karaoke yeah yeah I feel like let me get leave
I feel like the stream just started like that's like you're ready to party
I'm up there. I'm always on a good moon a good time there. I think this week, especially I've had a really what's happened this week
Oh, I got there, but you did
Guys in the works. Oh
Okay, I'm probably not gonna go though. How do you find it? Oh?
Is it a boy or girl? I'll pick the girl. Okay pretty girl. That's usually good
because
Men are more likely to open up to like older women. This is like a maternal thing.
What? You're saying of course. No, I think talking to a woman is easier.
It's easier. It's different in talking to like the girls.
I have a female therapist and I have a male therapist.
Wait, you have two therapists?
Yeah.
Dang.
I know. One told me last night that he thinks, well, never.
Wait, what?
Essentially, you don't use the term Asperger's anymore.
It's like this I believe I forget what he said. It's like high functioning like social autism or something like that
Essentially, I just really need to get tested
You're autistic just like just socially
Holy shit. I know is that crazy?
Autistic that's good people have thought it for a long time and I'm just like my oh, I think I just kind of ignore it
I think a lot of people are going to feel bad like autistic a little bit. Yeah, I mean
I hyper focus on right now, once I focus on one thing,
I feel guilty if I don't do it.
Like the gym?
Yeah.
I don't know if that's the honestest thing about it.
No, I think that's really good motivation and like,
yeah, self, that's just good.
You think I should go back to blonde?
No.
Keeping it black?
Yeah, keeping it black for a little bit.
You need like a new era, you know?
Someone really smart once told me,
And I didn't listen to this, because I didn't really know how.
Okay.
Because, you know, I was struggling a little bit on the internet.
And I was like, man, I just don't know what to do.
And they were like, you know what the Kardashians do?
Whenever the Kardashians get a nose job, they dye their hair like lime green, so then everyone's
only talking about the hair, and no one's talking about the nose job.
Ah.
Yeah.
So, what's that got to do with me?
I don't get a nose job.
I don't get facial surgery.
Well, you know, it's like maybe not a nose job, but like, maybe some other stuff, you know?
What would the other people talk about? What about me? That's not my hair.
Never mind.
Why?
But like, maybe lime green would be fun.
What are you talking about?
You're saying like new eras.
Are you calling me chopped?
No, I'm not.
I don't care what you look like or how wide you look like in this camera.
Honestly, I honestly think I look good in this camera.
You look what? You like it?
Yeah, I look tall.
I didn't get a chin BBL.
Chin BBL?
I didn't get a chin BBL.
They can do that with filler.
No, I'm getting fucking chin BBL.
I ain't any surgery because first of all,
I think I look good.
OK, good.
I'm thinking of all, like.
Good confidence.
I feel like that's just like, you know,
I was created a certain way.
And if I change the way I look,
then I'm disrespected bad.
But what if you go bald?
Then you'll do something.
Then I'll go to Turkey.
Yeah, that's right.
Because, hey, I think my hair is the only thing
saving me from being like sub-fabricer.
What does that work?
A sub-fabricer?
What is that?
Like an incel?
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Like sub-fabricer.
What is that?
That's what you're talking about.
Sub-fabricer, that's a new one.
Sub-fabricer is like, who's sub-fabricer?
Like Yugi sub-fabricer.
Okay, so. Yugi is sub-fabricer.
Like if you're lower, like when you say who,
Like, are they one to ten?
So anyone that's sub five, is that what that's supposed to mean?
Sub five is like your top.
The low five.
Yeah.
On the richer scale of hotness.
Yes, okay.
Okay.
And then.
And then, Yugi sub three.
Yugi sub three, rap sub five.
Wow.
Yeah.
I will say, I watched OSCS's Memento song.
That was good.
You need to do a song in Spanish.
Should I keep making songs?
Yes.
Yeah. I would like you to see one.
I'm gonna hop on FL after this thing.
Okay, good. I think what you need to do,
because I was watching a bunch of KSI stuff and speed stuff,
I think you gotta do some high effort music videos.
I think you're ready for your high effort era.
Can I make a music video to my recent?
No, I think it should be part of the new era with the new hair.
Exactly.
Well, no, because I was like, oh, you recorded that when you were blonde, you know?
Ah, that's true.
Yeah.
That's true.
Okay, a bit.
Should I maybe, uh, spring away from a love song and start making like some hip-hop and like rap?
Yes, uh, Spanish.
Spanish?
Oh, Sink of the Miles coming up.
There you go.
Okay.
Should I go back to being Chino?
Um, I don't think you get to choose that.
What do you mean?
Like, I think, I think, you know what?
Sure.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I bet, I bet.
Soon the month's coming up.
Like, okay.
My birthday's coming up, I'm going to be 22.
That's so crazy.
Um, wait, what do you mean?
You're just such a baby.
22, I'm a grown-ass man.
22, you can listen to Taylor Swift.
Nah.
I don't know, but I get it.
I'm family time.
Oh, yeah, I gotta make a tick-tock to that.
Okay.
22, I'm doing another party if you wanted to come.
Okay.
It's in May, right?
It's in May, May 9.
I'm probably going to do it some time, probably this day of, and then the day after, I'm going to bring him here for him.
You wanted the day before, we can make your birthday cake.
Yes!
There you go.
Yes, let's do that.
Let's do that.
And then, um, yeah.
I have a lot to look forward to.
Yeah, I think, uh, okay, so I watched, so have you seen speeds like World Cup song?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, there's like no drama in that, right?
No.
He's just World Cup, World Cup, World Cup.
Yeah, and even like KSI's like thick of it. Yeah, right? No drama. What do you what do you apply?
They both have really good music videos great music videos. They both have millions of views
I think that's your recipe for your next song. I don't make songs for drawing. No, no
I'm saying like no love no break up no sadness like just like a like fun. Oh
Like a fun song like summer uptown
Yeah
Yeah, okay. I can think of some shit. Yeah. Yeah wicked wicked
Donra and then like a like, you know Broden
You do a Broden music video okay, but
You okay, I just watch coffee all over my face. That's not good. Yeah, which trend are we doing first?
salt bread
Salt bread. Yeah, and where did you get these tiktok tricks? Cuz your tiktok is different than mine
My tiktok. Let's see. Let's do five schools real quick. Let's see. I'm scared. But yes, let's do it
What was that?
All right, so one
AJ, do it!
We don't need a straight line, boy.
Yeah, my for you is ass.
Yeah, okay.
So mine is mostly food,
but Nico put these together,
so based off of his,
or maybe he logged into mine, I don't know.
Nico could sign me up for the army
if he wanted to.
That's not good.
I feel like Walsh could do the same for you, you know.
Yeah, Walsh has access to everything.
Yeah.
and then I had no choice but to say it.
Are you trolling?
I'm not trolling.
Yeah, are you being mean to wash?
No, I'm not trolling.
I think it's awesome.
I think more people,
I don't think you should be ashamed
of getting hair transplants.
No, no, I would literally,
if I go, if I see any nail pattern baldness,
like if I had the Ludwig, whatever it was called.
They're calling it that,
they're calling it the Ludwig.
The Ludwig? Okay.
Uh-huh.
I'm gonna go straight to Turton,
where I'll pop it on.
Okay.
or an aneurysm, and the noxodil.
But I heard finasteride.
Finasteride?
It can make your dick a little bit.
It's like a 1% chance.
I know many, many people on finasteride
know what has that problem.
That is.
It's the same, you don't,
time on can give you an aneurysm.
You're not afraid of taking Tylenol.
No, I don't take, I don't take Tylenol.
Oh.
Because I heard that it can make,
it can also affect your babies.
I take Adler.
You don't want any of your babies to have autism?
Um, nothing wrong with that.
You believe that?
Um, listen, I don't want to take any chances.
Okay.
I mean, Advil's, okay, it's an M-SED, so it can also have like blood clots and-
That's going to pregnancy?
Yeah.
I think you're fine.
I just, you know, I don't want to take any risks, because when I'm 28, I'm gonna
have-
I am.
I am.
I am.
You know.
There's a time limit.
I'm only 22.
I mean, 21.
Uh-huh.
because there's a time when all my parents, they're old and sick.
Right, that's fair.
So I have to bless them with a grandchild.
That's nice of you.
I need that in man to see before they die.
Their bloodline getting extended through me.
Thank God, yeah.
That would be really stressful if it didn't get extended.
Yeah.
Because imagine if I was chopped and I didn't have anything going for me and I couldn't
reproduce.
Right.
I don't think Tylenol's going to stop that for you.
I don't think it will, but like here's the deal if I like I wore a wig for Streamer Awards
I don't feel weird about it so why do guys feel weird when they wear like two pays and
shit there's no reason I mean there's guys that wear two pays I think it's their own
egos no I think men now started wearing makeup and like and they got like the
mail pen yeah the eyebrow stuff yeah I think the eyebrow stuff is actually
I think we need more freaking men, you know, freaking taking care of themselves because
it'll make you feel so good.
Yeah.
You know, it's expensive, but...
Me?
No, I'm not on that note.
You'd rather just get hair plugs.
Hair plugs, yeah.
Yeah, that's fine.
I do think that the wigs are way more maintenance.
You don't have to get them every month.
What are you looking for?
They said, how many water bottles do you have?
Two.
I have to drink a lot of water.
because I ate a bunch of salad before this so I have a bunch of fiber in my system
that way because sometimes I get really anxious and I eat a bunch of like junk
food and I'm not sure what we're eating today so I wanted to be able to have
like a salad to cushion it all. I get worked up very easily. I had air one. Oh
Oh, yeah? What? Just a little platter?
I had some rotisserie chicken, broccolini, and mac and cheese.
Okay. That's pretty good.
Pretty good.
Do you like broccolini more than broccoli?
I do.
And dad's had the same taste.
I think it...
I didn't get to try out a steak.
It was good, but too salty.
Do you eat it?
I have that problem.
Remember when we cooked, I made it too salty?
I think I get more nervous when I'm on stream
that everyone's gonna accuse me of being white,
and so then I over-salt.
I get really nervous.
I think you have good cooking.
I miss kids.
Well, you're gonna have a better baker.
Oh, yeah.
What's the next master baker?
April, 16 through 19.
Am I a part of that or not?
You can be a judge, but you can't be a contestant again.
Hey, the last master baker, that sure was a movie.
Yeah, it's fun, huh?
Yeah, it's fun.
Everyone loves doing it.
I am, I can't participate anymore.
You can be a judge one of the days, but you can't,
I'll do like a, I need to do like a reunion season
where I have people come back for a second chance
and then I also do a different season
where the winners come back.
Fierce, fierce.
But I also have a new baking show that I'm working on,
you can be on that.
What was it called?
It's called Just a Bite.
Oh, I'm already part of Rice and Crackers.
I've heard, but it's just a guest.
You'll just get a guest on it.
What happened to our show?
Cooks.
Dude, I know.
So I wanted to get Jason and I in a studio
that we could just rent.
That way he could stream driving up there,
and I don't have to deal with fucking him doxing me.
I've never doxed you.
I always put my camera down like 10 minutes.
I know, but you just stressed me out.
You know this.
I'm high strung.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get worked up.
It's all good to see you.
But then I just haven't gotten around to it.
I got to finish this one, the Just-A-Bite.
I got to get that rolling.
And then I have a new cake show.
I think it's going to be Cutie's Cake Off.
You can be a contestant in that.
It's going to be awesome.
I'm down.
So that one, you have to, essentially,
you can submit a recipe.
So you get a comment, you get to choose your sous chef, OK?
Your sous chef.
Yeah, your sous chef.
They have to do the same skill as you.
You can't freaking ask Jamie or someone
that can cook like Trisha Birdie or whatever.
So it has to be someone with the same skill as you.
They're your sous chef.
You come.
You can submit your recipes for a cake.
It's a cake, right?
So you can submit your, you can find a buttercream
that you think looks good, a cake that looks good,
a filling that looks good, whatever.
And you'll have, I think we're gonna do like six hours.
You're gonna have six hours to make a three foot tall cake,
and then I'll give you a theme.
So it'll be like, okay, bakers, your theme is Mario.
You have 30 minutes to design it.
Six hours?
And then six, because that has to be three feet tall.
So it's gonna be like Food Network's cake show,
but with people that don't know how to make cakes.
Damn.
I know, but I think that'll be good, I think.
We're gonna add together.
You can you bring your sushi up unless you want to be against it up. Do you want to be against him?
No, no, no, no, I think I think me and dad
Rice and crackers do well. Okay crazy. You can go against Lacey and silky because apparently they have a
Yes, I didn't know that I didn't know and then Ron can just be alone. I guess I
Didn't run that way just extra Emily. No, that was it was yellow when I entered the yellow means faster
when I entered
The intersection it was yellow and I made the choice of either hitting my brakes or going through it and I went through it and
That was perfectly legal. I'm a good driver. Don't even
That was my hot take is I think even though I do it. I think driving should be banned on the street
What I do no, I know I never happened, but I just think like I think you should always
What do you mean why?
There's like a hundred different clips I could reference.
Nah, you can't...
You just gotta follow the law.
I don't think...
Like, people text and drive.
I know.
That's not good.
I know.
But I'm saying like, I think that you should always have a...
Like, if you're streaming, you should always have a driver, essentially.
Like, I think the camera can be...
Like, essentially, as long as like Waj is driving, you could stream in a car.
And he's not like the main character or whatever.
Like you have to like there's only streaming in the backseat essentially is what I think the law like the rule should be
Yeah, I know it's a hot take. It's a hot take
But I just think I just seen a lot of people like it, you know, it's dangerous
I'm not perfect. I'm doing it right now, but
You know and I can drive the Maybach on stream
You don't even drive it anyway. I thought somebody else does I drive it
I never off pretty often. I thought you have we could have been a Maybach right now and my back kind of hurts
I'm... Listen, I understand. You want to show off your freaking Maybach?
But like, we would have to deal with parking that ass?
We'd have to deal like, oh my god, fuck that.
No one's gonna, we don't need to worry about anyone breaking into my freaking Subaru.
No one's gonna break into my Maybach.
No one asked.
That's crazy.
I was like, do you not think like that?
I do.
Like, all I think about all the time is like...
I always got laid.
No.
I don't know.
Like, I even think about that with, like, jewelry.
Like, I'm scared to wear a really expensive jewelry.
Oh, yeah.
You've never worn my card of air, but I said that I gave to you.
That's why.
That's why.
Because I'm just nervous that someone's going to freaking rob me.
Well, you haven't even got it fixed up.
I know, but I almost did the other day, and I forgot it.
I know.
Maybe I just need to tell Tricia to take it in.
Nobody wears my gifts.
All like all the gifts I give to people they I do I've used the bag
They got me for Christmas. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah, I should post a picture, but I should take a picture
I don't really take pictures the poke you got me this
Cartier ring I
Got arkea the same bracelet. I'm just nervous. It's gonna fall off, but I need to get it sized down
You're right. You thought I had a really fat wrist
Sad.
She really thought I was as wide as a camera angle.
No, you're not fat.
It's okay.
You're not fat.
I know I'm not.
Stay down on the right of the hand.
No, she is not fat.
This thing is smaller than me.
I can't wait for tomorrow.
For International Women's Day?
Yeah.
I don't think it's gonna go as smoothly as you think it is in your head.
I'm gonna win the R6 turning tomorrow and then tomorrow, National Women's Day,
on this day. I'm gonna get you peonies. Okay. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get Valkyrie.
She's out of town. She's out of town. Oh. All right, I'm gonna get Jamie. Okay. Jamie, some...
Roses is crazy or not? Are roses crazy? Roses aren't crazy. No, I don't, guys,
some of you will, are we, I'm gonna go back to the calling you weird again, which I shouldn't
do but like you don't attach flowers to like risen I don't know why that's a thing
yeah but roses is a bit romantic I feel like okay well like dollies are a really
nice flower that you could do dolly most women really like dollies you could do
dollies I also every every bitch loves a peony oh knock off all the bitches I
I have the pass you do it yeah so I can call him whenever I want dollars dolly is dolly is
you writing it down yeah yeah yeah so wait tomorrow gay i'm gonna get i'm gonna get no roses to be
honest I think Rose is the type of girl.
That's fair.
Yeah.
Um.
Okay.
Lilies, tulips, peonies, dollas.
Some people pronounce them peonies, but I like peonies.
What else?
Dollas.
You could just say like sunflowers.
Sunflowers are the flower of friendship.
Sunflowers.
That's kind of nice.
Sunflowers.
I'm more nervous about who you're gonna give them to I don't think there's not a lot of people
Every woman every woman possible in LA
Everyone that I know
You kind of felled off. I was falling off a little bit. That's not true. It's gonna be here. She gets here tomorrow
Yeah, oh, she's gonna be here
but
Every yo every time I say everyone y'all know what I mean by everyone a
a casual broad everyone yes like everyone that I feel okay with getting
yes yes so be it be you and if you're not in and I'm not gonna drive down it
isn't no no I'm just gonna Uber East into your house okay and then you want
me to like FaceTime you is that the goal no but time you're home you probably
off-stream so you can just have those because I'm not doing it for the stream
Okay. I'm doing it for women.
Oh, that's so kind.
Yeah. So I'm also going to UberEast flowers for women that I know in different states.
Okay. So you should maybe like have Waj on your discord right now like messaging people
for their address.
Um, yeah. Yeah. What was, get on that. Yeah. My mother.
Your mother. Love that. Great. Uh huh. Your aunt.
My aunt. Uh huh.
Um, Petunia. Petunia flowers? Petunias?
I don't think they really sell petunias. Petunias are more of like a, like a ground flower than
a big enough stem. Oh. Petunia's person's name?
Uh, yeah. I'll fucking forget, bruh. Jesus. Yeah.
Um, I'm gonna, um, I'm gonna check. Who else, who else?
Petunia
I'm against I'm a
Alright, so Jamie you yeah, so now Sina, okay, and Maru
Okay, so that's out of state one sunny
Sunny, okay great
Maya Maya great out of state
Uh, extra Emily extra Emily out of state, but yeah
Diana, okay
Fucking fucking the Haas sisters, uh Tina Ken
Wait, why'd you make that face? Why'd you make that face?
Remember that time we all had a stream together and we hit that one dance on the tip top
Yeah, it's been a long time.
Everybody was so happy we were just making shit together.
Yeah.
But you know what?
I think, where are we?
I like carrots, though.
That's where I go to the freaking dentist.
I found my dentist.
That's kind of cool.
I think, listen, I want to protect Tina's piece here.
Don't even freaking try to get her flowers.
Are you serious?
Yes.
I think of the freaking words you were saying.
when I even got in the car with me.
That's not, don't.
What did I say?
I didn't even say anything bad.
Leave Tina alone.
I didn't even do it.
Leave her alone.
Tina, I mean Tina, but Tina's so nice.
She is so nice.
She's so nice.
It's a really hard thing to juggle in streaming, you know?
Oh man, yeah, that's fucked up.
That's not fucked up.
Sure, she would appreciate flowers.
Yeah, no, I'm a senator often.
Okay, yeah, that's great.
But you've already talked about it on stream,
so it's a little, but that's okay.
It's always a nice gesture.
Yeah.
Yeah, we have 40 more minutes.
No, we don't.
The place closes at three,
so we're trying to freaking get there fast.
Okay.
And we're almost there.
I just took one wrong turn.
But I just cleaned my windshield.
This is so fun. I love doing this stream
Me too. This is my fourth time. I've done trying to talk friends and I'm like
Remember the last question remember when we were when we were driving to Disneyland. Yeah, and then I was like how was your mental?
Oh my god, did I ever tell you drama about that? No, this is so funny. Okay. This is I'm spilling some tea here guys
so I
Long story short I
I had, we'll say like an ex-friend reach out, okay?
I know.
And they were like, oh, let's go, let's go to coffee.
And I was like, okay.
You know who it is.
No, you don't.
This was like a year ago.
You don't know who this is.
And they were like, let's go to coffee.
And this is, I was in Utah, so it was like an old friend.
I know who it is.
I know who it is!
Can I say the name?
No, don't say the name.
I'm scared you're going to say the wrong name and there's going to be drama or you're going to say the right name and there's going to be drama.
I know who it is.
No, you don't. What do you think is going on here?
Anyway, I'm talking to them
I'm talking to them
and they go
dude, it was so annoying
they were talking to me like
it was very small town vibes
they were talking to me like they never
person for like years right and they're talking to me like they never fucking knew
who I was um and there's a thing I'm saying what are you gonna say oh my god
sure miss give no no it's been so many years since I've talked to him um this
was last year and I in Utah and anyway I'm talking to him and it had been like
I've known this person for like, let's say like 15 years,
like junior high, high school, like old friend, okay?
And they're talking to me like small town vibes,
like they watch my clips
and think I'm someone different now, you know?
So you switched up on your day once?
I didn't, I don't know this person,
I haven't talked to them in forever.
You didn't switch up?
I didn't, I didn't switch up on them, we just...
Anyway, so then they go,
I saw a clip of you,
I saw a clip of you and some Asian kid, that's how they said it,
there I saw a clip of you and some Asian kid in the car
and you were talking about being depressed.
And I was like, fuck.
Some Asian kid.
The hell?
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, you know, you could have just
like asked me if I was depressed.
You don't have to watch clips of me.
So I got like annoyed, because I was like, I'm a human.
And they like didn't seem like human anymore.
I'm not a robot.
We're not robots.
We're not robots.
We got emotions.
We got feelings.
I mean, we sold our soul that Hollywood.
No, no, no, no.
I would never.
I mean, we didn't.
But yeah, it was like, piss me off.
So anyway, that was just my tidbit of that clip.
It was just like stupid.
I was like, why are you talking to me about that clip?
You could just be like, are you OK?
I saw that clip.
You could have asked me fucking months ago.
Like, why do you treat me like a freaking robot?
I know, right?
Piss me off.
Anyway, it's people on our internet, you know?
They think we're just fucking clinkers.
We have no emotions.
And we just live day by day with no heart in our body.
I have a fucking heart, man.
Yeah.
We have hearts.
We have hearts.
But yeah, how's your mental?
I'm OK.
I'm all right.
I think I am, to be brutally honest,
I'm feeling a little lost and confused right now.
I feel like I'm trying to refind my footing
in the industry.
I was feeling really confident last summer.
And I feel like I've really found my niche.
And then I just like lost it all, you know?
What are you gonna say?
Nothing, I was just, damn.
Yeah, I think it happens.
And so I'm like trying to refine the things
that I find fun and like interesting in this job,
you know?
Yeah, man, I think streaming is always
trying to find yourself and find your niche
and always trying to evolve, right?
Yeah.
You know, you keep doing the same thing
over again, you will not.
And you're gonna go crazy.
Yeah, you're gonna go crazy.
You always wanna try to do better
and be your last big thing, right?
Yeah.
But it's hard to think of those ideas.
Yeah, I also, I don't know.
I'm such a people person.
I love being around people.
And it's just hard, man.
Cause sometimes you're just, I don't know, you know?
But that's where I'm at. How's your mental?
mental been they getting better
Was looking at therapists seen the pricing and I was like
I'm cool off. It's so fucked up, right? Yeah, I don't think I don't need a lot of therapists like don't take insurance
Yes, it's insane. It's like 400 bucks a session. Okay, you shouldn't go to that one
There's some cheaper ones
You can I can you can check out you can try mine
Or I can have dr. Kagan and then do it live
Just kidding just kidding just kidding yeah, it's scary because like mental health is something like everyone should have access to a therapist
But it's like the price and it's just not accessible. So it's so bad
Yep, yep, oh
But nah, I don't know
I don't think I would get one maybe maybe I'll try one time and see what happens because what do you do?
It takes a lot. No, it's your feelings or they interviewed you like how's it work? It takes a while so it
I mean, I think huge. I think I don't you don't have like anxiety. You don't get like panic attacks, right?
No, yeah, so I don't think you need cognitive like behavioral therapy or anything like that
I think you just need talk therapy. You just need someone that you can trust and
and literally someone to listen to your feelings.
So I have to pay someone to listen to-
I know, it's a weird feeling.
So I have to pay for a friend, basically.
Yeah, yeah.
One time I had a crash out on a therapist
where I was like, they were like,
you know, there's a lot of people that care about you
and I was like, you don't.
And she was like, what?
And I was like, I have to pay you
or you won't talk to me.
And she was like, okay.
Do you want to talk about that?
And I was like, no, I just know it's true.
So you can't say that people care about me
when in reality, if I wasn't paying you,
you wouldn't even be saying that to me.
So is therapy a scam?
No, it's not a scam.
It's good.
It's just like sometimes you crash out a little bit.
It's still good for you to get your feelings out there,
especially like unfiltered feelings.
Cause like someday, like one morning you could wake up
and you could be like, fuck everyone,
fuck them, and then like two hours later,
you could be like, I don't even mean that, right?
But you need to get it out of your system.
And so it's like a safe space to get that out
and have someone not necessarily reassure you,
but tell you like, you know, it's normal
and I work through it.
Pay for a friend or talk to a stable noddle about my feelings.
That's how I just said we're not alone.
Okay, if you think you were comfortable doing that.
Inadapt.
Okay, as long as you're comfortable opening up to a friend
is good, but if you're not comfortable,
then you need a therapist.
I also think a therapist would be good
because they challenge your way of thinking too.
Cause I recently learned, so okay, here's a good example.
I am a very forgiving person, right?
Like I-
Oh shit, I've never been to therapy
just use alcohol that worked for me, I'm fine.
Yeah, so.
I'm not gonna lie, drugs, drugs is not a bad shout.
No, Jesus Christ.
We should get high together.
No, Jason!
That would be a fire stream.
We're not getting high together.
Please, please.
I don't get high anymore.
I wish I could get high with my parents.
I'm not your parents.
I know you're not my parent.
But it's like, you know, someone older.
Yeah.
Get high with freaking-
It's like an interesting dynamic.
Get high with freaking adapt.
I already have!
Okay, get high with-
I don't get high.
One time.
No, I'll have a panic attack.
Wait, actually?
Yeah.
All right, fine.
I'm mentally ill.
I told you. I'm unwell.
Oh man.
I don't know anyone who you can get high with.
Um...
I don't know who you can get high with that's older.
Who? Moose? I don't know, I need a high with Moose.
Who's that?
Moose is like a...
I don't know what happened.
So are we surprised?
Yo.
Well, uh, Nico's watching, so it's probably fixed now.
I'm on the joy chair.
There you go.
And maybe we should use the camera.
I don't know what happened to the GoPro. I think I should die.
I can check when we get there.
I can't see anything.
Maybe we can get in there.
Are you live on yours?
on yours yeah yeah yeah what happened check chop what you're saying chop talk
about cutie like that cutie streams but my streams but I'm sure
We'll switch to Niko. We'll do something. Niko will do something.
Niko will do something. Everybody on the clock.
Shout out to Niko.
We trust. We trust.
That's crazy. Yeah, so it must not be service. It's probably just...
He's fixing it.
Yeah. It's fine. It's fine.
We're almost there, English.
So
All we do is we buy the thing and then we say if it's good or not and worth the freaking journey
Hi, let's see. So it's so bread and salted bread. Yeah, I don't know why salted bread has gone so viral this past year
But it has yeah, it's glad it's been everywhere. I've seen it everywhere
It's weird
Stuff just like it's been around forever, but sometimes just stuff goes crazy
Let's see salted bread chat good or bad
Today, we're trying TikTok trends our first trend is
Salted bread we are five minutes away from the spot. We're gonna find out if it's good or not
Leave a like in a comment down below if you're enjoying the video
Yeah.
Wow.
He's a YouTuber now.
I've been on my YouTube channel.
He's a YouTuber.
I'll have to do it day in and watch with you at some point.
Yeah.
It's just-
I'm down.
Yeah, I just-
I'm always down to do things.
I think people don't ask me to do shit.
I'll- I'll-
I know you're always down.
Mm-hmm.
You're talking about your own-
You're talking about your own treatment?
Well, always.
I don't know if you've ever said no to an idea.
No.
No.
But it's kind of, um...
Day in the life is kind of hard because
I have to just... it sucks because instead of... you know how you like...
Wait, would you live the day with me?
Yeah, I just follow you around the whole day.
Okay, that's fire.
Yeah.
Wait, so if I work out, you would have to work out too?
Yeah.
That's fire.
Yeah.
Okay, but...
I hate it.
I just like... it's just like...
I will say, because I did Valkyrie's
And I did lilies.
And Balky Rays, I was definitely more immersed
because lily did like voice acting.
And so I couldn't like participate.
I just have like watching.
You would have a good day.
I believe I'd have a good day.
We would get a crazy workout in.
Stairmaster 30 minutes every single day.
That sounds awesome.
And then we would get everyone after.
And then we would stream.
And then sit on your phone and scroll.
For about 30 minutes.
I usually have a nighttime activity.
Okay, you do?
Uh-huh.
What's your nighttime activities?
Uh, either get my second workout in, or, um, or watch anime.
Ludwigs was just in good.
I just, mm, so you can't do that.
Um, I just filmed Ludwigs, and his was just, he just worked all day.
It was just working.
Yeah.
I was just in his medium, so I was just...
You know what it is?
And then when he streams, so when you stream, you just do your normal stream
and I just read a book off to the side or whatever.
Uh...
It's smoke weed.
Smoke?
Ah, I see, I see, I see.
No, I don't smoke weed.
So you smoke coffee, you smoke weed?
I smoke, I smoke...
It's like three days ago.
Is that bad?
No.
I think you can enjoy everything in...
moderation.
Yeah, but now I'm about to go to EDC and take Molly.
You're gonna go to EDC?
Yeah, and then next week I'm going to the club and I'm drinking and I'm gonna lose myself in alcohol.
Okay.
You're going to the club?
That was never really into that.
I've never been a club person.
Yeah, and at the end of this month I'm going to Miami.
I'm gonna do bumps with Calvicular.
No, bumps. Also no Calvicular.
We don't need to climb up with everybody.
One, but he rocks.
Yeah, but he also is like... I don't know if this is a thing.
Like, I don't know if I'm lying here, if I'm just spending bad misinformation,
but doesn't he just, like, openly talk about doing that?
Shit. I mean, I'm not gonna try to do shit.
I don't think Matt is one of those new shits you should try.
I think you should try, like, meditating.
I ate like a fourth of a chocolate. I was really scared. Oh, so did you feel allegedly not dead?
It ended like what's happening? I didn't see it. Good. I think I know nothing about
Frums, but if you ever wanted to have like a real experience, Bill Neff is like an expert.
We gotta do some type of drugs together. No, we're not doing any drugs. That will be a cool ass experience.
Why are you saying Gigi's Red Bull? Red Bull, bro. Chill. I'm a future Red Bull, I think.
That's nice that you're manifesting.
I'm a future Grammy Award winner.
Ooooooh! Wait. Query is like, a song, right?
Yeah.
You make the music?
I have...
Under Blair, right?
Five underly songs. I already recorded it and I...
Ah, let me hear it. Let me hear it. Can I hear it?
Why?
Because I have to make music videos.
You want to hear really Jason DeLeen?
Yeah, fun.
I don't have to.
I don't have to.
We can play that new Jason DeLeen.
Oh, um, no.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Please.
Please, no.
Okay, so, god, LA parking lot is so weird.
Wait, where's the spot at?
It's like, oh, it's like, oh, it's like, oh, it's like, oh, it's like, oh,
it's like, oh, it's like, oh, it's like, oh, it's like, oh, it's like, oh,
It's like a five-way intersection and it's straight and then this way.
Yeah, I don't know.
LA is weird.
LA is weird.
Are you still on that one?
I'm still on this one, yeah.
I think this one overheated or something.
What do you feel?
It looks normal.
It's kind of hot.
The lights are all on it, so I feel like...
It should be fine.
Imagine cutie on a can can preset
Can can is a rubber
Holy shit, we made it
We made it chat we're about to go in and we're about to try
Some salted bread. Maybe get some boba boba. Maybe maybe go get a massage. They got a massage place
Boba?
I like the way you said that. Boba?
Let's try it. Look, look at the Boba spot, Jack. Should we try this Boba?
Dude, there is no fucking parking.
Hella Asians!
Don't say that so loud. You can't just yell.
What's good, yo?
Jesus Christ.
This guy just needs so much attention. What size is that 10-minute parking? 15?
minute only perfect because the place closes so 15 minute only and then it's
just five minute only okay we're going with what's pasting a stupid ass sign
that they wrote on Sharpie I'm gonna be honest I've parked in a 15 minute only
five for like an hour before if you look in LA people don't tow that's not a
let's cuz by the time the tow truck gets here we're gone okay wait I have to figure out the name of it
let's explore it is no I'm a fucking badass
I know you love exploring
No camera man, I feel like I'm bad as we're back in 2024
Wait, why not why not oh
It's up to you, I don't care. All right. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, is can you switch to cuties?
I see if Nico's got any notes for me of what's going on
I'll just hold this at the hold this tripod just in case okay are we on my phone question mark
Switch also what's going on with the GoPro question mark?
Okay switched I bet all right, okay, so we're going into
No pictures right here 30 minutes bro. I got it. Yeah pictures right here. You're so dark 30 minutes
I promise I'll be right here. 30 minutes. Yes, I'll be right here. All right. Okay, right here, Jason
We're going we're getting the filled salt bread
Filled salt bread. Yeah
From that place right there. Damn
I feel like home
Dude, where are you at K-town? I don't know where we are
I'll be honest
Why do you have you want to try if you want to try? No, why it's like kind of we're just like extending your arm
Wait, they got five!
We can't get five.
We're just doing the trends, Jason.
Look, there's a giant line.
Trying salted bread in L.A.
Trending.
Oh, my God, there's a line.
You're so loud.
I'm going to put a Jason and me in car.
Okay, you have to do not, Jason.
Sorry, are you guys in line?
Okay.
Jason, oh, my God, everyone's looking at you.
Don't.
Don't do not do what you want to do. Contain yourself.
No, contain yourself. Keep it inside. Keep it inside.
I'm going to kill myself. Jason, stop.
Sorry, he's shy. I mean, he's inept.
He's going, hmm.
I know.
This spot is crazy.
I know.
It's actually this book.
Don't try to...
Today...
Wait, what again?
Oh, no.
No chasing.
Do not be loud.
Be quiet.
Today we're trying
Cheesaw Trends.
Oh, my God.
Our first spot
is Salted Bread.
Oh, my God.
How are y'all doing today?
Stop it.
Oh, my God.
Is this spot really good?
It's spicy.
First time?
First time.
Woo!
Let's go, cutie!
Yeah.
Let's go!
We're going.
First time.
This spot is gated high.
This spot's getting actually hot though, look.
It is hot.
It's like...
Damn!
We're like 50,000 people.
There's like 10 people.
Look at the matcha slippers!
Fuck, what are the slippers?
It's cold.
People matcha or both are slippers.
What does that mean?
Okay, we're fine.
Okay.
Everything's fine, Jason.
Everything's casual casual everything's cool casual casual. Yeah
This is dead when you take your little brother somewhere
Okay, all right what I
Look like
I look like a bot
Okay, everything's fine. I don't even know which one to get okay
Um, it just says filled sultry.
Let's see the tic-tac.
Filled sultry. Can we get a side of boba as well?
We can get whatever you want. That will calm you down.
Oh, so we just get to choose.
Wow.
Okay. Alright.
We'll see if it's actually good.
I mean, there's a crazy line.
Look at that, look at the bread.
You see that?
Yeah.
No, that looks fluffy, that looks juicy.
That one has corn in it.
Wow, that's gotta be monster flavored.
Yeah, for sure.
I gotta get that one.
Okay, all right.
I think we're so excited.
Oh my God, if today was National Women's Day,
you would buy every woman's phone.
Every woman in this fucking storm would get a flyer.
Yeah, you don't have any flyers.
But it's National Women's Month.
Well, you can come back tomorrow.
How about this?
How about this?
You don't have any flowers.
There's gotta be a flower place around here.
They call it a three.
This place?
Yeah.
Okay, but everybody's here though.
Everybody's here.
I know, but it's nine minutes.
Oh, shit.
That stressed?
Okay, are we ready?
We don't know what we're gonna get.
We're just gonna get, we're gonna say what's the best?
Okay.
I'm just gonna ask what the best thing is.
I'm kinda excited.
I can tell.
excited so we should we should I scream that you're paying for everybody you
shouldn't be that out of order oh I don't get the name out of ordinary
why is it cool that three though as they sell out probably I mean it's crazy look
at the bread how many people are gonna ask you for pictures after I want every
single thing on the menu. Okay. Every single thing? Every single thing.
Yep.
Everything. We'll be trying everything. Okay.
So it's six struts total. I put every single thing on the menu.
Wow. And I thought you were getting a bonus.
Judy Cinderella will be paying for every one behind us.
I'm just gonna pay for ours. That's us. Thank you.
I'm gonna get this one.
Um, yeah. A Jason?
No, no, I got this one. I got this.
No, you want to go to a different place or do you want to here?
I mean they don't have Boba here.
Is there a flower spot around here?
Oh my god.
No flower spot as far as I know, but you should probably go to Barclay across the street maybe.
Happy national women's place.
Oh is it?
Yeah.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, that's all then.
Thank you.
Perfect.
Hello Jason, I just made her pay.
I got the next one.
Thank you so much.
Okay, alright, good job, Jason.
Excited?
Damn, I'm excited.
Should we wait outside or not?
They don't seem to hear our name.
Oh yeah, you're right.
What's the receipt?
Was that you?
I don't see a single dog in here. Who's this bird?
It's Aisho Speed.
I got everything on the menu.
You're the first Asian I've seen with a beer.
What? You can't just say that to people.
I wish I could grow a full beer.
Yeah.
Probably the macho one.
Yeah.
You never...
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just gonna let him...
Oh, this is me.
Wow.
Thank you so much.
Wow, this looks beautiful.
Thank you.
Wow.
Gorgeous.
I would love, yes, please.
I don't want to mess it up.
Also, happy national women's month.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
All right, all right.
All right, good job, Jason.
What's up, bro?
Oh, yeah, yeah, let me just try this bread real quick.
I got you.
I just wanted to.
Hey, happy national women's month.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, let me try this bread real quick.
Jason.
Okay, do you want to?
Yeah, yeah, just 30 minutes over there.
I got you.
30 minutes, what do you mean?
Do you want to try the bread in the car?
Or do you want to try the bread out here?
We have to try it here, I feel like.
Okay, yeah, all right.
Yeah, we can do that, yeah.
So we sit on a curb?
Yeah, let's go sit on the curb.
Like sit, like over here, it's nice.
So mommy of Arlington.
Why does it remind you of Arlington?
Did you just run into a car?
Are you okay?
like a Lexus talking like it came out of nowhere it was right there the whole
time okay all right here we go our secluded area all right give me your
stupid tripod see now you want to usually we eat in the car but no we got
to try it outside of the spot I would like to do an actual review okay because
if what if we hate it and then they feel well we don't smoke we're not
It's a bad thing to do, it's just be real.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
This is the salted bread TikTok trend.
Okay, all right.
First up, we have.
You don't even know the flavors.
We didn't even get the flavors.
The green one.
I would assume this is the matcha one.
All right.
Okay, do you want to sit on the stairs?
Sure.
Look, that's kind of nice.
OK, set up the shot like a freaking artist.
Next.
Wow, see, we don't even freaking need John.
Sorry, John, out of a job.
OK.
W Freipa.
Oh, they put it on a super matcha.
This is the super matcha.
Sorry, you're good.
I don't really know.
Oh, you're not.
He's just watching.
OK.
I just can't write.
I can't see.
It's good.
You want it closer?
I think, look, look.
All right, sit.
Okay, all right, all right.
Boom.
Okay, all right.
Good, great sense, by the way.
It looks like we're about to drop a mixtape.
First things first, that's a super matcha.
So much enthusiasm, okay.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Wow, you really chew like that, huh?
Wow.
Wow.
Incredible.
Incredible.
It is pretty good.
A lot of, I can definitely taste the matcha in that one.
It's not too sweet.
Not too sweet.
Not sour at all.
Yeah.
Next up we got.
I don't know what this one is.
It has green onions on it though.
This one has green onions.
I'm gonna be honest.
Dude, the cutest little kid is watching us.
He's so cute.
Don't look at him like that.
Hi!
I like your shirt.
I like Donald Duck.
He's fucking up my mom.
Sorry, he's so cute.
I hate it that I just talked to him.
Can you control, can you control, can you control?
Those are my fans.
His mom pulled him away.
Hey, cheers.
Green onion.
Green onion.
What's that feeling?
Is it kakao?
Really? No. That's not the one.
Ew. Oh wow.
Oh yeah. Oh sour.
It's almost like a cream cheese like curry filling.
I need a green onion and not.
It actually kind of grew on me.
Me personally, I prefer the matcha.
matcha that's fair the matcha was good it wasn't like too sweet too sour yeah
yeah I think this is probably just the original no sorry
okay original oh gee is this salt or butter or is this a sugar
Mmm, that one's really good.
Nabs, nabs.
What does that mean?
Not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout.
That one's pretty good.
That's what I was gonna say too.
Not a bad shout.
Matcha, so far, the best one for sure.
Really? I think the plain one's good.
Mmm.
It's yummy.
No, plain is good, but matcha,
I'm a matcha boy at heart.
Okay.
Me personally, matcha, original green onion so far.
Okay, all right.
The corn never had bread with the corn on top of it though.
Well presentable, very presentable,
very beautiful, very delicate, it looks nice,
but let's see if it tastes nice.
Cutie Centerella with the first bite.
Well?
It kind of just tastes like the original.
I don't taste any corn.
Seemed like the corn for decoration
because yes, this literally just tastes like bread.
Yeah, yeah.
That tastes the same as the other one.
Okay.
I'm still gonna have to go and watch it here.
Yeah.
Okay.
So this is the,
it said yuzu, but that looks like an orange on it.
Another decor.
I feel like that's fake.
That there's no, there's no taste.
Oh, no, there's taste.
There's taste?
Yeah, it's very floral.
Floral, flower.
Yeah, it's yuzu.
Flower.
It is yuzu, even though that's an orange on there.
Mmm, yeah.
Mmm, sweet.
Yeah, sweet.
That one's sweet, not sour.
Simple.
Yeah.
Squishy.
Yeah.
Yeah, not my favorite though.
Not my favorite.
I'm still number one, Macha.
This is pistachio, I'm guessing.
Wow, look at how they squirted the pistachio
on top of the cut bread, sliced bread.
Yeah, they just cut it down the middle
and fill it like a hot pot.
I'll tell you this, cutie.
I think this is the most well presented bread place
I've ever been at.
Oh, this one's salty.
Wow, wow.
You wanna try?
Mm-hmm.
That one is really salty.
Ooh.
Sour.
Sour.
Ooh.
I don't...
Mm-hmm, not bad.
Not bad.
It's not bad.
Me personally. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna have to go watch. I'm gonna be honest the pistachio second second best
Yeah, I like the plane. I think the plane is kind of my favorite. Wait. Oh
You didn't get any filling on the plane
Okay, my side Jason side
Okay
What?
What are you laughing at?
I just shat my pants.
Did you just fart?
Yeah.
Ew.
Oh, this is yummy.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Me personally, I'm going to go matcha into my pistachio.
Okay.
But is it good enough to get it again?
No.
I'm never going to get it.
Oh, sorry.
So sorry.
So sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
You're ugly as fuck.
That's just not nice at all.
That's just weird.
That was my chat, sorry.
Yeah, I don't think I'd go out of my way to get it.
Like, it's fine.
But it's not like, drive to, like, you know.
You know?
Very high in carbs.
Yeah?
Very high in carbs, you know.
I like it, you know definitely not worth how much was it 30 bucks wow sevens five
dollars each that's actually not that bad for not bad for LA cuz you'd
probably just need one honestly I'd say we give the rest away
How do you even do that?
Someone will take it.
Oh my god, I'm too worried about it.
Don't even worry about it.
Don't even worry about it.
Do you see the cleaner?
Yeah.
Stop doing it.
That's so sweet.
You're going to just casually offer people our big food?
Oh my god.
Oh frick.
Oh really?
I bet.
That's so nice.
Thank you bro.
Okay.
Wow.
I want to borrow some of the trip maybe I'm going to film for you.
Oh really?
I bet.
That's so nice.
Thank you, bro.
Okay, well.
You want me to fix the tripe on?
No.
I just...
Alright, listen.
I don't want to finish this all the way, but I don't...
Here, look at the back of the box.
No, we can't give this one to someone.
You can give that to someone here.
Look at this is what we're giving.
Hey, I got something for y'all.
Oh boy.
Just ask me.
There you go.
See lots of people.
How you doing?
Our mouse we're on it.
What's up bro?
Hey, would you like these?
It's half eaten bread.
All right, no worries man.
Don't take them on them.
All right, y'all have a good one.
Thanks, bro.
I have my phone shot into my pocket.
So no one's going to take it.
No, someone won't take it.
Where's the guy that just talked to you, though?
Oh, where?
Hey, what's up, dude?
I should probably get those pictures going.
Oh.
Hey, would you like these?
He took a bite of it.
I took a bite out of every single one.
Oh, I'm scared.
OK, great.
Nice.
Yay.
See, I told you.
Yeah, I finished mine.
I shouldn't have, I'm gonna regret it, but...
Hey bro.
Hi, nice to meet you.
We did...
Cute dog, man.
We took bites out of them, but we don't have diseases.
They're good.
The macho one's the best, and I don't have any diseases like...
Yeah, I worked right there.
Oh, I'll...
Hey, if you didn't do that, to the customers.
That's...
No.
Do you know any flower places over here?
Oh boy.
Flower?
Anywhere to your flower.
No?
Okay, no worries, bro.
Hey, thank you, bro.
I'm going.
Nice to meet you guys.
Thank you.
Cute you, man.
Yeah, I always see you guys...
Oh, it's so nice.
Yep.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Your dog is very cute.
Cute.
Nice slippers.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't litter.
I ate my whole one.
Wait, should I go and tell them that by the pictures
or such that you've?
You can take your pictures?
Yeah.
I wonder if they left.
They might have left to say, who wants a picture?
Hey, Jason, can you get a picture?
All right.
Oh, there you go.
You want me to take it?
No, no, my gosh, no apologies.
Middle here, I got y'all.
Nice. Wow, you look cool.
That's awesome. There you go.
Thanks, guys, of course.
Alright, y'all. Y'all have a good one, man.
I'll see you, big bro.
Where did your other friends go that wanted a picture? Did they leave?
I think they might have left, but I didn't say 30 minutes over there, so...
Oh, okay.
Happy National Women's Day, y'all.
month month but yeah yeah he's close he's close hmm I shouldn't eat that I feel
gross I feel like shit I know I just needed I just I had taken too many bites
of it that I felt like I had to finish it because there's no garbage like I
couldn't give that one away because I took like four bites it was too much
out of it the other ones didn't have that much taken out of it that one was
like I was like yeah I feel like shit now I'm gonna eat healthy and I just put some
Second that's how I feel in my body. Yeah, that's why we know who this so we can get both of us. I got it. Oh
Hey
See yeah, you have people left that want to take pictures with you. I think I'm gonna say 30 minutes
Did you what Boba? I kind of want to drink get it to cleanse. I'm gonna I'm just gonna drink my water
But I didn't get any water kind of water. I have an extra water bottle. You want to drink that?
What are you going to get?
I'm going to get probably water.
Oh, you're not going to get any boba.
You're just going to get water.
Unless there's like healthy options, like I don't know.
I mean, boba is boba.
I feel sick after that.
Non-caffeinated each tea?
I get a passion fruit tea while I'm on it.
No, we just had so much sugar.
fear T with no shoot boba's not healthy no but why like chiseled in the face
right now okay he's proud of himself yeah go to an island for a week lose all
your weight this is hard work oh he's trying to mug no boba's not health oh
Oh, he's sucking in, he's sucking in your, your neck.
I feel so sick.
Why?
That was so much sugar.
It like wasn't though.
So I don't know why I felt like that.
It was just like the, the, the, the.
Are you sure you've eaten the whole thing?
Yeah.
It was a mistake.
I know it was a mistake.
That was something you just take a bite of.
I just kept doing it.
I know.
I just kept going.
God, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
I would like a passion fruit tea please with with no sugar wait is that gonna
taste good oh yeah yeah would you like anything no thank you though
Oh, I'll take the bigger cup.
Why is he allowed in public?
That's a great question.
You guys really love that question.
Thank you for asking.
You might have a solid chin mind than I do right now.
Tongue to the roof.
Mine is, but I accidentally gained some weight.
It's okay.
So I have to lose it.
But I used to be fat piece of shit. No, I don't think you're ever actually no
There was a time period where I would look at myself from here around again
That's like the like a moment fact fucking loser. Oh, yeah, you have to pay. Oh forgot
Thank you so much
There was a time he was big. Oh really? Oh, yes, you're also 30
What does that have to do with it?
30 is literally like that.
I mean, it's on the internet that's old, but like realistically speaking, like that's
not really old.
I mean, Lebron still plays professional basketball, and he's in his 40s.
Yeah, but he just tore his Achilles, so I think he's retirement.
Oh, really?
Right for Lebron, bro.
Right for Lebron.
He tore his Achilles?
When?
I think he tore his Achilles right, Jack?
Or no?
I'm not like, when I heard the noise, I literally, no, he didn't, he didn't.
Oh, I'm trippin', I'm trippin'.
Oh, you just made that up?
No, someone told me that.
When I was on the island,
someone was like,
I'm the broad towards Achilles.
I literally got so sad.
Yeah, they lied to you.
I failed my knees.
That's so funny.
I like how you just didn't look into it.
You just accepted that that happened.
That's fact.
Yeah.
You can get out of the line,
buy a lot of the nails here.
No one's in the line, yeah.
Ooh, they have shaved ice here.
Yum.
Mmm.
Yeah, this place is awesome.
Pretty epic.
Oh, wow.
What color are you going to choose?
Probably yellow.
Or you're cute.
Wait, that's what I mean.
Oh, that's what that means?
Yeah, so I think you're supposed to give yourself the straw.
So if you think you're cute, you can give that to yourself.
I mean, I'm a little fool of myself.
I mean, what am I going to say?
I love you.
You could say you love yourself.
You're hot.
You could call yourself that.
best friend you could call yourself your best friend I don't know
if you go on a date here you can grab oh they're out of
out of nose they're out of blues
also freaking romantic stuff out there
hope we can get out of the one
my god photo booth
You're going in there?
No, I'm...
I'm all set up.
You can go in there by yourself.
No, you can get some photos.
You can take chat.
And chat will take photos with you.
That would be so nice.
Why does he have two mics?
I think like a pair of two mics on Q&A.
Because one is for this camera and one is for the camera in the car.
Oh, yeah, let me see if they said don't let it happen. Why the photo booth? Oh
Cuz the dab hit every time is seen in a photo with these women who sponsor
You get me awesome. Yeah, yeah, I don't my sponsor arc. No
Nope
I'm not that time. I only do big sponsors
Uh, it so showed I'm charging simple.
I'm not even trying to be weird.
Like, I'm not even like sponsors.
Like, I'm talking about actual sponsors.
Oh, yeah, but you can't jump from
adapt sponsors to normal sponsors.
Yeah, I guess I should have clarified.
Yeah, that, yeah.
You could, yeah, you can sell out.
That'd be red bull.
What do you wanna sell out for?
I'm not gonna take a gambling deal.
Okay, that'll be fun for you.
I was kidding.
Oh, never.
You would never?
You would never.
Oh, never.
Unless it's like sports betting,
there are NBA play-offs season?
That could be fun.
That could be fun.
See, my problem is, is I actually...
Is it phone time or front time?
I'm trouble-telling the camera.
Are you kidding me?
It's friend time.
It's friend time.
Wow.
It's friend time.
What was I saying?
I actually like gambling.
you do yeah I gamble all the time I gambled on the Grammys yeah I really
like gambling but let's gamble but you know I can't I would never we should
get advertising but it is fun as long as you do it in moderation yeah
yeah there's my bubble for me I don't know I don't know where you're picking
but is.
Ask her how she did on the Grammy scamba.
I lost every single one.
Come on, you been on Plague of Wormax?
Nope, I didn't.
Which is good, because I would have lost.
I also thought he was gonna win.
Me too, actually.
I was so like, I thought he was gonna win.
He was in a tough category though.
I thought he cleared everything.
Even Sabrina Carpenter lost to Lola Young, which Lola Young is very talented, but Sabrina
Carpenter didn't win one Grammy. She didn't win one. So weird. And she performed.
All hell prints. Taming probably deserved. Yeah, I thought, but... I don't know.
Yeah. I thought he won. Yeah.
She won the Grammy of your heart, Sabrina Carpenter did.
Grammys are rigged, yeah.
Do you think if I went to a Sabrina Carpenter concert,
she would point me out in the crowd?
No.
I don't.
What the fuck?
Why do you lie, yo?
What?
Do you want me to lie to you?
Yeah.
I can lie to you.
Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter thinks you're really cool, Jason.
She super knows who you are.
Like, she like points people in all the,
like the guys in the crowd, no?
She arrests somebody.
Exactly.
But you like, she rested like half the way.
She's not resting your ass personally.
I, you know what?
I like that you think that.
But that's nice.
Yeah, is that weird that the Oscars,
they're not even required to watch the movies anymore.
They just vote.
SMH.
Hey, man, but the men's are pigs.
Hey, men, but the men's are pigs?
Yeah.
Oh, hate, wait, what?
I don't understand what you're saying.
Hey man, but the men's are pigs.
You don't get it.
What is he saying to me?
Literally classic.
That's a classic.
Sometimes it's really good.
I wanna check on my boba.
Yeah, I don't know where your boba went.
Some of these are in boba's.
Oh my God.
I checked on the other.
Yeah.
You don't know what.
Oh, they got it, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
Have a good day.
They have to wash down their clothes too.
There you go.
Let's go, man.
Let's go.
Black to my, back to my roots.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, should we tell him how he said you were frame-marked
while getting in?
Should I let him know that you're talking about him
behind his back?
Oh my god.
All right, bro.
OK.
Let's go.
There you go.
Corona hatsu.
OK, that's real.
That's real, Corona?
Oh, yeah, come on.
Come on.
Oh.
You like to get in?
No, you're good.
You're good.
I don't know my ass.
I'm not getting in that shit.
You said pull up, cutie.
Oh.
Pull up.
Pull up.
Oh, that's so nice.
He's at home.
Smile, chat.
That's so nice.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah.
Swap phones.
Swap phones.
No, don't.
Swap phones.
No, I'm just kidding.
All right.
Hi.
Oh, boy.
What if you told them to swap phones and then they made them break up?
What?
What if you told them to swap phones and then that's what triggered their break up?
That would be awesome.
No.
That would not be awesome.
Well, I feel sick after that.
Yeah.
You want some of this?
Do you want some sugar?
No.
No, there's just zero sugar.
There's still sugar in it, no.
There's no sugar.
Really?
No sugar.
Oh, I always leave it a little long.
Damn, I said 30 minutes, they're not here.
Yeah, they did not fuck you that much.
Okay.
All right, we're going to just...
And hold it.
Well, I got to show it to Niko, because Niko, since you're watching right now, this
is what it looks like.
It looks like it should be working.
Kekwa.
We'll just wait for whatever Niko says, but I'll start the car so you don't overheat like a freaking dog
My butt
No, the cord was under my butt you guys. Oh my god. Oh my every fucking time you somehow didn't
That's not I was trying to
I was just oh my god. The cord was under my butt. He didn't touch my body pulled the cord
You didn't touch my butt
One way!
I'm just kidding, okay.
One time, one thing, one was you.
Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
Um, oh, that means HDMI is unplugged on the back of the camera silver plug.
I don't know what else.
The cells are sitting on, report.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Your phone was to urge Trump.
What's going on?
What the hell are you listening to, Trump news?
I don't know what happened.
What else?
You say I want to talk to the president.
And this is your radio.
No, it's not.
You plugged your phone in.
I literally have no apps open.
If you unplug it, it goes away.
What?
Oh, so this is what you've been listening to?
Yeah, I've been listening to Candice O'Rourke's.
You heard?
Every streamer has right wings.
No, I'm not.
I will pay more taxes, regardless of the rumors.
Um, okay.
Silver plug in the bag.
Silver plug in the bag.
Okay, so that's the mic.
Uh-oh, Nico.
I pushed a button you're going to be mad at me for.
Uh-oh.
Yikes.
Yikes didn't mean to push that surely didn't do anything silver in the back
We could have got the may back we could have been chilling the big one
My pasty has arm my eczema
That's freaking diagnosing me
We got the tech woman going crazy right now. We go pro
It seems to be on yeah, but people like people like this. It's more approachable. Yeah
We could have been in the Maybach literally.
The Maybach's not approachable.
Exactly, because, uh,
but who's approaching into us, though?
Well, like, we, like, the people that are watching us, they're like,
wow, these guys are so approachable right now.
They like us.
Right, Chad? Do you like us?
I feel like I'm pretty approachable.
The Maybach is not relatable.
Well, my whole Chad got Maybach's.
Chad, you got Maybach's?
My Chad got Maybach's.
I will say, I've gotten better at trivia because of your Maybach, so when I see one, I know it's a Maybach.
Okay, is it working, Nico?
I'll go.
You know, I was really nervous when you guys were all at Mr. Beast. I kept thinking you were all kidnapped.
What? I can never get kidnapped.
Because I was just watching all your dots and they weren't moving, and I was like, what if Mr. Beast kills them all?
No.
What if he did real-life Hunger Games right freaking now?
That means any locked in like this really he's actually I asked him I texted my god
So I'm gonna do a stream where I make streamers struggle meals. You know what a struggle meal is right? Yeah, mine was a
Cup noodles. Okay, that's fine. It's not a very clever one
But that's what is their feet on the back
freaking hell
You don't even got the green you didn't even got the green stripes
cutie
What?
Do you need help?
I don't know, I fixed it.
Um, uh, but I messaged a bunch of streamers and YouTubers for their struggle milk.
Do you know how many people do what it is?
A struggle milk?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, yeah.
People are not raised in the same trenches as us.
I didn't realize, though.
You were in the streets of Utah.
I was in the streets of all the context.
It got very, like, sometimes it was water and bread, sometimes for you it was what?
What's your struggle milk?
I would, uh, I would do white bread with a slice of American cheese and ham and I would microwave it so it felt fancy.
But it was really just soggy.
Wait, that's... I'm nasty.
If you end the phone, it will auto-swap. Okay.
Wow, we're back into action. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
For the sake of the editor, I have to... editor, put this at the beginning.
One sec. This is for YouTube.
This is the place...
YOOUCH!
Wait, give me that, give me that phone.
This is a God tripod, so like, you gotta, like, go.
Oh, it's a God tripod.
Oh, wow.
God tripod.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Okay.
You also didn't end it.
You gotta push the...
Oh, yes you did.
You're so smart.
I take back what I said about you.
Behind your back.
Okay.
And then we go like this, oh, and then we plug it in, okay, great, everyone's
Everyone's good? Everyone's awesome? We're wide again?
We're wide as fuck.
Okay, great.
Um, so for the sake of the YouTube video, we are trying...
This is just the intro before it.
We're trying out of the ordinary filled salted bread.
And it looks like this.
Wait, we already did this.
We're done now.
Oh, the intro.
Anyway, they just edit that in. Okay, so Jason, we already said it was that place worth the hype
Machin one
Ten out of ten. That's my favorite one. I am a bit biased. I do love Machin, but you know five bucks a pop
I'm gonna give it over hyped over hyped. I'm gonna give it. I like the aesthetic. I liked that it wasn't too sweet
I actually like the texture of the bread quite a lot, but I wouldn't come back again
No, so that's why that's where I'll say I think it's fun to try once but I wouldn't come back again
It is a good vibe in there though. It was a good vibe. I might come back just for the vibe
Why the fucking silence is just full of beautiful women never just so many beautiful
No, I'm not on at all. It's a good vibe in there. Yep. Okay. All right in the next place. Here we go
Oh boy. Okay. We have another sweet place and then after that we have a not sweet place
Oh, there's no way we're gonna get to that place in time and that place is for the power button once they record button
Watch what power button once someone record button once watch some but here
Please oh it makes you less wide. No, it gets rid of the fish lines the overlay. Oh, no
It literally put more of an overlay on
power button once
Wait, no, it's gone
Besides the battery and no SD card power by three times
One more
Nothing fucking... two more.
One, two.
Bang!
Now we're through it.
Ew.
Ew. Okay. That is my- Alright, on to the next freaking place!
This is an ice cream.
It didn't do anything.
It didn't?
I'm sorry, this is how I reversed Jason.
I started- I learned- Okay, wow, there's drama.
I learned how to drive when there was no cameras, and so it's just a muscle reflex,
you know?
It's just how I'm able to bend my back.
I'm sorry.
Some people say they like that I do this.
What?
Hey, yeah.
What? Is there a problem?
What is it? This guy's problem?
in my spot. Go ahead. Wow. Good Parker, honestly. Very impressive. Nice. Our next destination
is... Here we go. An ice cream place. Oh my god, we're getting fat. I know. I know.
It's the git. It's the git bag stream. Nice. Someone earlier in chat was like, they need
to stop talking about their bodies, but we're just eating the whole time. It's
It's hard not to.
Yeah.
And I've bodied this morphia, so.
That's a car.
I know.
I'm incredible.
Okay.
We're chud-naxing today.
We're doing the 10K Calibri Challenge.
Oh, yeah, there's no, like, this salad is trending on TikTok.
Like, there's never, like, this incredibly healthy thing that's full of fiber and iron.
We deserve it.
We like this.
Yeah, we do.
I've been grinding.
Yeah, we've been working out every day. I did freaking nine miles on the Palatong yesterday
See we deserve this shit. Yeah, and working out allows us to be able to eat like fat pieces of shit
No, just we eat like pieces of shit
Your hair dead ass pissed me off. Damn
If that's what you're angry about your life must be nice
If you're angry about Jason's hair, that's the only thing in life you're mad about.
Is it bad?
You've got a pretty good life.
No, it's fine.
You just, you look so different because you're so tan right now.
I feel like I've got the belt in the back a little bit.
No.
I was like super, super tan when I first came off the island.
I got a tan.
I got a little bit wrinkly too because I didn't have my skin care.
You're an moisturizer.
And I still got the bite marks, it's like fading away but it's all my stomachs still
there.
Okay, so.
Is it going to be scoured on my body?
What if the doctors, maybe, maybe you want to use Shea Butter Lotion.
Shea, shea butter. I use a view of it. Does it have shea in it? No, it helps get rid of like scars
Yeah, maybe maybe I gotta and I gotta get a blood test. I forgot one yet
So you might have like Lyme's disease. No if I had Lyme's disease, I definitely would feel it
Sure
Jason bro stream faster
Supposed to just have talked like you're talking I can't talk faster actually it really stressed me out really quickly
What did the doctor say about all the fleas?
I'm gonna die.
That's what the doctor said.
The doctor said, you're going to die.
No, I don't have anything.
They just gave me some steroids, they gave me a steroid shot on my ass, too.
Ow, those hurt.
Those hurt.
Oh my God.
That was the most painful shot I've ever had.
I was walking around like I just got digged down right after my limping.
You don't know what that's like.
I don't.
that's stolen valor well I feel like you don't know what it's like I don't so
what is it like you want to know about Ludwig like that really not really not
really not really not really so what wait what is the steroid shot supposed to
do it was supposed to just give us just have what information yeah yeah oh my
gosh I've it's weird cuz I've watched I watch like a lot of survivor I've never
seen someone get eaten alive by sand fleas yeah the bugs are the worst part
in the heat the heat was draining I think you should do it no I would never
by the way this is a left turn right I'm a very good a copilot
I thought it was the next light break I'm just gonna run us into oncoming
traffic I can't believe I did that as long as you don't want a red light we're
all good I'll be here I'll be here to all your other friends do what
nothing talking shit on extra Emily it's my favorite thing to do whoa take that
back I can say it you can't she does not drive hey she does take it back yeah
she does when she turns her Tesla on the auto drive she's a really good
driver. I'm seeing like five clips of
extra Emily running red lights and just
surrounding stop signs. She's only ever
killed one person though. That's not that bad.
You're aging homie. Don't fuck yourself.
I haven't been in a car accident since I've been in LA.
Well, okay, well also, they're just
being a little racist there. You don't
have to reply to the racism. Let's
talk about it. Racism? Yeah. Okay.
Can you be racist to white people?
Um, you know, I think it's a pretty hard thing to do.
Um, I have a problem because I, this is my problem.
This is genuinely a problem. I think everything's funny.
So like, like, I remember way back ago someone was being cancelled
because they were calling white people like, like bags of flour or something like that.
or something like that and I thought it was funny.
So that's my problem.
I was like, that's so funny.
I didn't know that they were being racist to me.
Or they were trying to, I don't know.
So that's a toughie,
because I don't take offense to a lot of things.
I've never heard that before.
The flower, you bag of fucking flowers.
It's kind of funny, you see?
Because I'm like, you know what I do
kind of look like a bag of flower.
Oh, you don't.
Thanks, I was fishing for compliments.
That's what I was hoping for.
I was hoping you would tell me that it didn't look like a bag of flour.
No. No. Thanks.
No.
What's this next place?
Ice cream. Oh, you said that already.
Ice cream? I don't know exactly.
We'll watch the TikTok and we'll see which flavor,
because Lord knows we're not doing every flavor.
We gotta do matcha.
Nah, we gotta switch it up low-key bag of rice.
What the hell?
Karaoke time? I bet.
Put on our new Jason and Wien.
I won't copyright strike this video.
That's the old Jason Lane.
Which one is that?
That's that guy.
Oh, shit, it is!
Wait, can I bluetooth this or no?
Yeah?
Do you want to...
No, no, no, just plug your phone in.
Before and put on your Trump radio.
That's nuts.
Big Trumpy over here.
What song are we playing, Chad?
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Stuck.
Honest opinions on my past songs.
Some of them are rough.
The cowboy song was not the muck thing.
It was a really hard listen.
Yeah.
It was really difficult.
I didn't like what you were doing to that teddy bear.
What a cute old lady.
Yeah, yeah.
See, that's what you need to be buying flowers for.
Dream of daughter girl.
OK.
I live a once it was the world.
Dream of daughter girl.
Dream of daughter life.
The world is full of love.
See, write a song like this.
Dream of daughter life.
OK, I'm getting it.
But I know we know what else is home.
When you're over the moon and I'm over the moon
Oh
Let me know what you think of the song
Okay
Oh yeah
Okay
You like this one?
You like this one?
What are they saying?
Oh wait!
You know who's slimy?
Yeah!
Ray who's talking very mean about him yesterday.
Oh.
Yeah.
EMP'd?
Wait, we back up.
We broke it with T2 Slime.
Wait, we back up!
Broke it with T2 Slimy?
No, we're back, we're back.
We're good.
Frick.
T2 Slimy broke it.
Do you like T2 Slimy?
I think he got some good hits.
Everyone's got some good ones, you know?
Everybody got good hits.
You got some good ones?
Yeah.
Everyone got some good ones?
Everyone got some misses.
Me?
Just good ones, but, you know, we're waiting for my misses.
Uh, let's put on that new Blair.
No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's listen to,
ooh, I've always wanted to listen to some more, um, uh, Kodak Black.
Why don't you put him on?
I'm putting on a new blare.
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay.
I was joking around.
We're okay with this.
Is this you?
We're good off that, is what, oh, stop, Jason.
Is this you?
Yes, you've heard it.
You know this is, we've heard it one time, the one time you listen to it.
It is but you know what it's really bring it's about dead people
It'll bring the vibes down and we're just trying to have good vibes. Oh my god. Don't you holy shit at all?
This is torture
Yeah
Six years old, I couldn't understand
How long could it always be so
That I can't live with her
I just creeped like fire, bursting
All the lights
I hear sisters sing their ways
Play outside
And if only when I look back now
I understand why the house burned down
But I succeeded
By the one they saw that was small
I'm gonna do the whole thing
I'm good
I don't have to
I'm down to do this forever
No!
Ah!
This is karma
I deserve this
But I never could discover
When I was missing that
Ever could claim that you might
Yeah, uh-huh
I wanted forever, but forever
Is it not time for me
Evil, you're a terrorist
But if you just wanted me forever
I would have found you
Yeah, yeah
This is the boy part
It was how we could talk for a while
Pretty good
And how it didn't take a night
I don't know if this is healthy for you to listen to this right now
Okay, yep
I just want to be with you
And I just want to be with you
I just want to be with you
I just want to be with you
I really like that though
I just want to be with you
I want it forever, but forever
Is a really, really long time
It's a nice really, really, it really gets good, yeah.
Whatever is a long time chest.
Uh-huh.
Whatever is a long time.
Yeah, you wouldn't know.
What's so fuck?
So fuck?
No.
Yep.
Ow!
You bastard!
Jesus!
I need a closer one.
Is this too slimy?
This is too slimy.
I'm bumping.
Wow, you're really going crazy on it, huh?
Yeah.
Oh.
That's not too slimy.
It's like this song right here.
Uh-huh.
Hey.
Why don't we go listen to this?
Oh.
You must have been an angel by my side.
Something else we can't let go of.
Can't help it to you.
He'll let me do you.
No, why are you doing this to me?
It's March.
Hey, baby, don't.
Maybe it's cold outside.
I got to go.
It's cold outside.
He's giving another word, he's just repeating.
Cause it's cold, I don't know.
Every night, I'm just gonna start to worry about what's coming.
Cause I didn't do another one this Christmas, last Christmas.
We've only ever done one this time, five years ago.
You're gonna do another one?
Like what?
You know what? The frozen world.
Love is an open door?
Yeah.
I'm good off that.
That song's hard to sing.
Love is an open door.
Louder. Do it louder.
That's what I thought.
That's a hard note to hit.
I don't think I can hit it.
I think you could hit it.
I don't think I could.
Then we're where we're 30 minutes away chat. Why do you lie for fun?
We're six minutes away y'all this ice cream. Hopefully it hits
It is trending right now on tiktok
Hopefully is not as packed as the last one. I think you want it to be beat down
I think you have a problem. What do you mean? You you want you like to cause us a
I don't cause the scene, I am the scene.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's a problem.
So that's a problem.
I'm going to do another gala for good.
You weren't invited to the first one because you were 17.
What the fuck is a gala for good?
It's a big gala that I invite 100 streamers to and you bring something to auction
off for charity.
What do you think you'll bring?
What do you think would sell for the best that you own?
Such shit.
My stream reward.
You want to auction that off?
That would go crazy.
In diesel?
Yeah.
People would buy that.
I got my machete.
My underwear.
No one's buying your underwear.
I really don't think anyone's going to buy your underwear.
No one's going to buy my underwear.
my underwear. I think we did auction off a pair of Hassan's underwear. Exactly. Yeah, but my
face chains. Oh my god, I got three. You can't auction those. You got to keep them as memories.
No, no, no, no. I'm gonna auction one of them. I'm gonna auction one of them. I'll actually
auction one of those. Really? For charity? Mm-hmm. Is it the fake one that came with the
hats that... No, those I never even got. Oh. I got one. I don't know what I
that with that the one the Jade one Jade one yeah so I'm gonna get a Jade one
but I don't even know if they're real diamonds but I think they should yeah
probably does one okay I'm not archeting my chrome hearts like this
it's expensive and I will I will always wear this chrome this is actually hard
and I'm not just gonna not wear it you know what I mean is Ed Hardy cool
again at hearty yeah they have some cool pieces you wear him I don't wear him
no no me personally I have no hurry pieces oh are we in fucking Asia time I
don't know where the hell we are I have no clue I think we're in Hollywood it's
for the girls no it's not it hardy's not for girls is it it's really sex it
It just came back, it was so popular in like the early 2000s.
Who's the most famous person that follows you on Instagram?
Hi, Mr. Beast.
Oh, that makes sense.
What do you mean?
Just said it's Mr. Beast.
Yeah.
It's pretty famous.
Yeah.
But I just wasn't sure if there was like, you know, someone else.
Mr. Beast.
Marlon.
Marlon?
That's a good point.
It's probably Marlon.
Yeah.
Judy's in the Rilla, Ludwig.
Uh, I don't think it's me.
I think, hmmm...
Do you want to be the most famous, do you want to be as famous as possible?
Or are you good?
Hmm.
You're like, good off the face.
Hmm, no.
I don't think I want to be the most famous as possible.
I think my goals would be, I wish I...
The bad thing is that some of my goals are numbers, which you're not supposed to do.
Ah, yeah, not too good.
Yeah, and so that's a problem.
Well, what are they?
My goals would be like, no matter what, when I go live, like averaging like 3k.
Naps?
Naps?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Not a bad show.
Oh yeah, just 3k, no matter what I'm doing.
That would be nice.
Yeah.
And then I would like to be able to
Sing my songs in a like a little like cafe and like 20 people would show up. That'd be nice. Oh
What you can literally do that? I don't think I could you could literally post your IG story. Yo, I will be doing a pop-up here
You want to come and listen to me sing? I don't have like I don't have like active fans like you do
Like you saw many people like asked you for pictures if you post on IG
in LA. I'm not that big on IG. You said 20 people. You can get 20 people. I don't think I can. Yes you can. I think you're overestimating my IG. I've got 400.
Okay, let's for the next location, let's sleep where we're gonna be at. No. But I think that'd be nice to be able to just like
see me at a coffee shop, you know, and people show up to hear your songs would be cool. Yeah. That'd be cool. And then one day have your songs play at the coffee shops.
That would be awesome. Yeah. Yeah, but I would be a bad artist because I'd never want to tour
All right, well cuz you can't find yeah, I know
But maybe like Phoebe Bridgers because Phoebe Bridgers just does like who you don't know Phoebe Bridgers. No, I love her
She's like my favorite. Oh
This is where we're going. Okay. Well, we'll show the TikTok first. It doesn't look as poppin as the other well
There's people
Different crowd different crowd. Yeah, not as trendy as the last one guys
Okay, here. Let me pull up the tiktok and see if it says what we need to get
Okay, let's see
So this is the famous. Oh, we're in Beverly Hills. Oh
We're getting money
Good thing you're paying for this
It's a Taylor Swift song. Okay, this got whoa, she's got speed
No one can stop me from being spitty
170,000 or no, sorry
700,000 views
142 K
Shut up. God Jesus likes 142 K likes, okay
Hey, let's go
Oh
I didn't say what to get though. Oh
It does look good. It looks good. Oh, they got matcha now. I might try cool. Okay. It says yes
I've gone here a million times after school
Perfect I like this place OMG their drinks are amazing OMG everything's so cute
Thought the cassette player on the wall was a big baby changing station that didn't seem
Relatable man. I was Justin Beverly Hills a week ago. Why didn't I see this? Let's go. Okay, Marchi matcha looks so good
Marchi matcha
I'm not on the matcha
You're changed. Oh, it's been one hour. I did the matcha last one. So I was in the different
All right. Here we go
We're going into cassette. Can we get the tripod?
Yeah, I guess so you're you know what we're meeting in the middle
Because usually I don't use a tripod.
Sister Joyd.
You don't have to tell what. She's a professional.
Damn, he crushed that freaking boba.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You crushed that boba.
Yeah, I did.
He slurped it freaking down.
I'm a fucking dirty dog.
I love you, it's ruined in my life
You like Taylor Swift or what?
She got some good hits
Yeah, she's got some freaking bangers
Okay
God, she's so cringe
You're cringe
What's cringe?
What'd you say is cringe?
Oh my goodness, it's cringe
Really?
Yeah, behind me, directly
Oh
What's up, dude?
Mmm.
Am I what?
Oh, not it.
Yeah.
Is that okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh.
Is that owner?
That's so cool.
Oh, no, yeah.
I heard this is trending.
Wow.
Wow.
Everything looks so pretty.
What's the best thing here?
Of course.
Ice cream?
Yeah, the ice cream.
I clicked on that already, you bozo?
Uh, so, okay.
It's not ice cream.
So, I think that's ice cream.
Okay, softs are considered.
Oh, shit.
We're gonna get so chubby.
28 likes on this one.
Oh, that's cool that they can like it.
Should we double up or what?
Or get one.
Oh.
Bad.
Get one.
I think we'll just get two things total.
Or, do we even need to get two?
Do we even need to get to, I don't know.
Should we get like a different, oh look cereal mix.
So you gotta choose something.
Oh lucky charms.
Oh you gotta choose one.
Oh so you can either flower, Kit Kat, pink,
Psalm, Psalm, or a Psalm.
Hmm.
What do you guys, what does he want, chat?
Should we just share one?
Do you want your own?
Can you see anything specific that you want?
That's why I have 28 lights going first.
I want to do that and then the...
You've got to choose yours.
Let's get cereal.
I already got cereal on.
I'll do the left turn then.
Okay, so you don't want to do flower then?
I'll do flower.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Turn on.
You're okay.
No, oh my why wait, what did I choose my friend? I'm good. We're good
You really tip zero dollars. You tip zero dollars. You at your she's weird for the record
He paid I was trying to tip 20 and he hit 10
Problem
This is a cleaner
You're tipping the ice cream servers
Okay, it's not how about I pay at the rest of the places no no I'm not doing that
Dude, we're not gonna finish this ice cream. Oh good. Someone will take it. No, no one's gonna take it
Wow, those are some cool cars over there though
Wow the egg guard cut right now or no no
That's it.
Damn.
I went to push 20.
He inserted himself.
And pushed 10.
Shit, I'm gonna take it back.
I'm gonna take it, I'm gonna take it.
She got money.
Well, look at this place.
It's gorgeous.
Yeah, it's pretty nice, man.
It's so nice.
She must be gonna get a donut too.
I almost know.
We should not get a donut too.
I'm curious how much this is privately held.
Some rent must be insane.
How much is rent in this place?
How much is rent in this...
I don't know.
4K?
That's not bad.
That's pretty good.
It's like, this is like, small place, small...
Not a bad place.
That's not bad.
4K? That's more than like...
That's like a one bedroom in LA.
Deco Deco is five feet.
I know.
Are you profiting on that?
Damn!
You're not even making bread!
Oh my God!
It's good!
You're just bleeding bread?
I am bleeding bread.
That's just fucking awesome.
That's just fun.
I know.
Eventually I'll give up.
But you know, it's fun for now.
Yeah, yeah.
It's fun.
It's a passion project.
Yeah, it's a passion project.
And surely it'll take off.
It'll take off.
Yeah.
You gotta just make more TikToks.
I gotta make more TikToks for everything.
More TikToks, more...
Yummy?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
That's it right there.
You see?
Ooh!
I'm gonna sit right here, you see.
Ooh!
Sorry, that was crazy.
I was zoomed in sitting into your ass.
Wow, it's so beautiful.
Wow.
Wow.
Ooh.
What are you doing there?
Wow.
Wow.
You're the one.
Thank you, sir.
This is the flower one?
Yeah.
Wow.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Take a look at that.
Wait, are the flowers edible or no?
Oh, these are real flowers.
I don't really like these, but it's more time to try.
Okay, bet.
Okay, sir.
Wait, pose for a picture.
Wait, place the flowers forward.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
We place the flowers forward. Come on. There he goes. Hey! Found a photo.
Nice.
I went to my dog?
Oh, a month ago.
Yeah, that was when I went to my dog.
That's right.
It's a machete art.
Oh, it's been a shifty of me.
Oh, you were trying to eat 50,000 nuggets.
Yeah.
So it was like a Friday.
It was just any normal.
I'm waiting to lick this, by the way.
You can lick it?
No, I'm waiting for yours.
Oh, OK.
Hey, thank you, bro.
Oh, that's so nice.
Thanks, bro.
Man, the leanies are everywhere.
Yeah, we're going to all the unusual spots.
My demographic is just like posted everywhere.
Your demographic is just Asians?
No, no, no.
Oh.
Honestly, my chat is mostly Hispanic people.
Oh, that's nice.
I don't know what my chat is.
Chat, what are you?
I know what your demographic is.
What?
Uh, middle-aged white women.
No, I have more men that watch women.
Really?
Yeah.
I guess Felicia's more renowned women.
One point, I did have a lot of the girlies and it was freaking awesome.
Damn. Glad.
Well...
You know me.
Yeah.
I'm...
I'm Mexican and I'm a cutie viewer.
Nice!
I'm...
I scared them away.
Oh.
We're still here! Yay!
The girlies!
The German by-girl.
My dream is the girls in a gaze, to be honest, but...
Type one of your girl in my chat.
Your whole chat's gonna type one.
How pretty!
Well, you want to switch, because I don't think you're gonna like that flavor.
I just wanted to see the cereal.
If you want the cereal, if you want that one.
I don't care.
I don't care either.
Oh, I think you want that one.
Okay, sure.
Thank you.
Okay, hold them both.
Yeah, okay, wait now I feel like this thumbnail picture
Okay, that's great. All right
Yes, absolutely. We do mind. No, no, we don't mind. No, no, we don't we don't mind. Hey cheers. Oh cheers
It's time. I think we should oh
Oh, oh, yes, oh my God, your outfit is amazing.
You read it.
Yes, absolutely.
What is your, your Kogo?
Are you gonna say mine?
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna say mine, man.
Yay, nice to meet you guys.
Okay, all right, let's just go up here.
Let's catch a vibe in the sun.
Let's freaking catch a freaking vibe in the sun.
That's what I was thinking.
I was hoping we could catch one.
Hey!
All right, then.
Hold my hand, Colin.
What are you doing with this?
I'm just gonna go.
I got a problem on the table.
If I get one.
Look, we can do this.
Let's sit down.
Oh.
Okay.
All right, second spot.
We're a little tall.
Second spot.
We got the wind.
The wind.
It's good now.
It's good.
Yeah.
Can't hear.
Really?
It should be, but the wind is like gone now.
Who's that?
It's in the, she said she can't make it to the woman's
national women's day party.
She doesn't talk with you.
Yeah, no, I'm talking to the woman's party.
She's been saying that.
OK.
All right, yo, let's get a first bite.
OK.
I got the Lucky Charms, she got the Flower one.
Let's see.
Oh, I can eat it like that.
Fabs.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
Kinda oily.
Oily?
Like oily ice cream is like extra wet in my opinion. Okay, but that does not make it bad
I think it's like low fat. I think it's low fat because it's like ice here, you know, there's like more
There's definitely more water
Yeah
Lot more water water down ice cream like it's already dripping. I ate the flower. You ate the flower
Yeah, you want it? No, no, it's like flower. Oh
More milky
I feel like it's a white blood on my sock milk rather than cream. Yeah, that makes sense
It's good though. I think it's
Yeah, I told you get the Kit Kat back
Told you get the Kit Kat um I'm freaking flower in my mouth um
Good for Instagram
Yeah, I do think it's more aesthetically pleasing than it, but it's not too sweet like if you don't if you like like not super sweet
You good you get a lucky charm
One out of ten, what do you think? You know, not the best actor in my life. No, me neither, but aesthetically it's a 10
Yeah, it's more
brother and you tip to 10% look at that look at that mess you're leaving it is a
very quick melt it's a very fast melt melt you know it is a quick melt I
protein is that protein in it no she was talking on the phone to a stranger
This is no protein. This is just milk. It's a fast milk. Wait, it's milk in here? Yeah.
Well, lactose is all over it. We're gonna get shitty. We're gonna get so shitty.
Also, everything we had before had milk in it. It's all good.
Shit. I think it's more aesthetically pleasing than it is.
I'm not sure.
Maybe.
I'm not going to make my mom's house look a little better.
You know?
It's all those things from home, it's just...
It's just so many.
Ohh!
Chad, are you okay?
CTE. CTE.
Are you alright?
Dude, I'm going to go freakin'
There's there's just milk
I finished my ice cream
You did I'm gonna go throw mine in a little way. Do you want the rest yours?
Yeah, you're gonna finish that
I'll tell you how good
I'll be right back, I'mma get napkins.
Um, cheat day, it's okay, yeah.
You got napkins?
There we go.
Not that I got that, but we're gonna leave it.
Thank you.
Um, how much is one comb?
I don't know, cause Jason bought it.
It was messy.
Bad.
It was messy.
It was messy.
It was messy.
It was messy.
It was messy.
It was messy.
It was messy.
It was messy.
messy thank you for the car nice not bad y'all honestly too too milky for my
liking yeah it was very very soft soft serve very soft on this away okay I'm
gonna get in the car
Um, definitely more aesthetically pleasing than anything else.
Bye, thank you.
I feel like a hater.
Who do you think bye thank you to?
The guy who made our ice cream cone.
Wow.
He's leaving work.
His shift is over.
Oh, sorry, Jason.
I keep a child lock.
Sorry about that.
Um...
I just...
So...
I just... it's just... it was just, you know...
My stomach hurts.
Well, you donned that pretty quick.
It was just not... like it was like fine, you know?
It was made.
Yeah.
Made, made, made here.
I can hold it.
Would you... would you go there again?
No.
Me neither.
No.
But if you want to really go to Instagram photo...
Yeah, I mean, aesthetically pleasing.
Yeah, but that's about it.
Mm-hmm.
All right, well, yeah.
That's my take.
Made, made, boo, boo.
Oh, frickin' dude.
Hey, I got you.
I got it, I got it.
I don't know that you're taking the whole thing off.
Oh, I'm stupid.
Is there a button?
No, no, no.
Oh, she don't know how to use a treadmill.
Yeah, I got it.
You got some crazy tech over here.
I just.
Oh, shit. Jesus. Oh, God. Oh, shit. Okay.
All right.
you
All right chat um I'm telling you we should have just I know last time this worked really
well so I don't know what's going on um okay
The Maybag would have been a movie.
He said back on.
So if I switch again, are we good?
We'll go to the GoPro.
We're back.
We're back.
We're back.
Well, I know we're on my hand, though.
No, we're here.
We're here.
Oh, you're there?
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
What the hell?
OK.
You do the battery thing?
Jesus Christ.
Sorry, everybody.
us a little scuffed okay all right well that place was that place not not worth
my fear oh no that's just trash oh hey Cassetta get your ice cream together
don't be mean okay here's our next place all right next okay just kidding it
It was not bad.
It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good.
Yeah.
I'm an honest reviewer.
Like, I would never remember it.
I'm on my Gordon Ramsay shit, like.
It wasn't memorable.
Yeah, yeah.
The only thing that I remember was the flowers.
That was cute.
Yeah.
It was cute.
So much.
So many.
I mean, it was all right, y'all.
It could have been better, it could have been, you know, could have been better,
but, you know, it's all good.
It's good for Instagram photos.
Good for Instagram photos.
What are we off to?
you know we're going to a burger place burger wagyu burgers holy shit I'm
getting full I know all right but I bet is this is this okay you know what this
is no longer stand as an actual meal this is yeah maybe I mean but maybe we
should split it because we still have more stops burger like burger get down
yeah burger get down yeah we're gonna go eat a cat no the fuck burger the cat
that's what you're talking about when you said burger get down this is actually
a good ass stop what is wrong with you I'm gonna start listening this off
free no you're not yes I am a hobby go to pottery I'd rather listen
I
Just torture
And having all the same friends
And dreaming of my birthday kind of day
You were my favorite puzzle
That I couldn't, I could discover
But I was missing that
Because it could make you mine
I want it forever, but forever
Is a really, really long time I know
But if you want to swim right forever, I will never leave you alone, I will never leave you alone
Ah, yeah
Yeah
It's not bad, it's actually a pretty fucking good song
Thanks, I needed that, I really needed that
What's the unreleased Jason Lowe, oh you didn't have it
I'll have it unreleased
Hey listen, we about to get some burger action down now
The ice cream was a little appetizing to the burger
We were about to eat good
So we had some bread and cream as our salad course and then we had ice cream as our appetizer
course and now we're going to have a burger as our entree so what the hell did I do here?
Are you good?
No, I thought I fell off.
Wait, cutie.
What?
Um, trying to go to Miami this month?
No, I don't fly.
Ah, shit.
I didn't go to Mr. Geese, you think I'm going to freaking Miami?
Oh my gosh.
Have you ever been to Miami?
No, I went to Orlando one time as a kid and then our parents told us they were getting divorced
Right afterwards
It was like the distraction trip. It was like our last time together as a family trip
It was awesome. Fuck
And then afterwards wasn't as awesome, but it was really cool while we were there
So
Damn.
How many times have you been?
Once, twice maybe.
Really?
Once probably.
I didn't really do much though.
I was out there for a couple of days.
For what?
Uh, a phase.
Are you gonna do stuff with rage when you're there?
Yeah, yeah.
Is he gonna take you to the hood?
What?
That's where he took Austin.
He said he took Austin to the hood.
Oh, uh, no.
No, we're probably gonna, I don't know.
I don't know what we're gonna do.
What
Did I say something bad no, it's just it's just like you're ready to just go to the hood like
Yes, that's not on no no no I get it
Rekai shit all over again. Yeah, no, you might get
Yeah, so weird. Yeah, you might have just yeah, you might have just got to talk a billion. What can you do?
It's all good. What can you do? It was out of context Clippers. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a big-ass kick fucking logo right here
Big-ass kick. I can't wait until there's like Cinderella makes racist remarks against your rage against your rage
I wonder if that'll ever be like
It felt whoa
Those trees are the wind those palm trees. I don't know how they're
I like to buy groceries.
I like getting groceries.
Were you trying to like switch Swiss's subject there?
No, I was literally got distracted by them
because they looked like they're gonna fall over.
Oh, oh.
I didn't, no, I don't think, no, I was saying,
I don't know when out of context,
I don't know if there's ever gonna be like a log
in out of context clippers and stuff
because like there were like paparazzi laws that passed,
you know?
Really?
Yeah.
Um, I think it's, I don't know.
I think the internet, I don't think so.
I think the internet is just gonna be mine.
It's just here to stay.
Yep.
Yep.
Because that's what pays the bills.
Yep, yep.
Just TikTok accounts.
TikTok, Twitter, false clipping.
Here's what it is, you know, the internet, yeah.
Yeah.
Here's what it is.
Maybe we just need, we need more like, no, doesn't it hit the same?
I was gonna say like positivity clippers, but then people won't do that.
Now there's some positive e-clippers.
You think?
But the positive clippers doesn't get as many likes attraction. Yeah, so then they don't get paid
Which means
That means everybody needs to comment more on the nice ones guys
We're gonna fix this one thing at a time. This is the previous hotel and
One time I went to a very cool sushi dinner there. It was awesome. I think about that
I've had sushi the other time.
Really?
Yeah.
Ooh, we should go to catch.
I've never been to catch.
Not catch.
Scratch.
Wait, we're on, we're on a road day?
Yeah.
We're on Beverly Hills.
Holy shit, should we stop by a road day or a street?
No, they don't let you stream at all there.
You know that.
We should, we could go to GoYard.
They don't let you stream.
They use the GoYard one that I got you.
Yes, I said that.
I used the Purse.
Oh nice.
Purse.
It's a white purse.
I haven't gotten it dirty yet.
Pretty good.
Nice nice Jason looking mad good today. Hey, well, I appreciate you though. That's nice. Did they tell you that often?
That'd be lies
Hey chatter just mean oh do you ever got a equinox?
Bus I got a equinox every morning. Oh you do. Yeah, that's super expensive Jim. Yeah, that's yeah
300 dollars a month wow and it's just is it worth no okay what makes it so
special they got heated towels or some shit it's literally not even that crazy
it's just cuz it's like right down the street from where we live uh-huh and
it's more it's more convenient you're getting nervous when you say that
because then you'd ever think like no but you gonna show up I just kind of
gated. Yeah, but they can wait outside the gate and be like,
my god. No, no, no, no. You don't have fans like that? No,
equal knocks because there's security there. Oh, that's nice.
That's why it's good because you can't record in it, you can't
stream in it. It's kind of like, probably not really kind of.
Yeah, I heard about some, have you heard about I've never been
for the record? I've never been, but I've heard from multiple people
in LA about like parties that they'll get invited to where they
to compensate their phones.
Now that's some diddy shit.
Isn't that weird?
I've never been to a party like that.
Me neither.
You know who it is?
Who?
You probably can't say it.
The spy.
What is this rumor about the spy?
You don't know about the spy?
Yeah, everyone just says it's Marlon.
Oh.
It's not Marlon.
It's not Marlon.
Who is it?
It might be.
OK.
It might be fucking Marlon.
It was like he backtracked that really quickly
and decided it was Marlon.
It might be fucking Marlon.
It might be someone closer than you think.
You think it's you?
Are you trying to be the spy now?
Guys, Jason's the spy.
It's not me. It's not me.
What is the spy supposed to even be spying on?
That's what I understand. What's there to spy on?
The spy is someone who's being funded.
Ooh, like an implant? Like a plant?
Yes, a plant.
Being funded by whom? Like Jeff Bezos?
And Yahoo.
Really? I don't think so.
I'm saying too much. I'm saying too much.
Okay. I'm saying way too much.
That would be really bad.
I'm saying white too much, I might fucking send the black trucks.
Oh, so that's what you had.
Ah.
OK, yep.
All right, you know I'll let you guys live in your conspiracy.
Why don't we have fun conspiracy theories?
Like, you can't read.
Like, you don't know how to read.
Or like, you've been killed and replaced.
Oh, people said I got cloned.
Yeah, there you go.
See, that's fun.
No, that's not.
Because that's a real thing.
Can we get cloned?
You'd think that.
I seem to like this line of gold
mess shit, where everyone's like she got cloned.
But I don't understand.
Okay, I don't understand.
Selena Gomez definitely got cloned.
How did they end up?
You see Selena Gomez sniffing on Benny Blanco's dirty ass feet?
Yeah, I did see that.
Are you out your goddamn mind?
Well, I'm saying like, how does,
people keep saying the clone thing, but, okay, Jason,
how'd she go from Justin Bieber?
Nah, I'm saying something that I didn't see.
If I made a clone of you, wouldn't it start as a baby?
No, no, that's not what I was.
And then it would have to age up?
No.
What do you mean?
I don't think you know.
I mean, you know what I pull them who?
They're gonna get me in my life. I got I can't say names. I can't say names. I actually do
There's a lot in history that is that's weird. You're making this up. I'm not I'm not yes
You are in LA for two years. I've been here for five years. I don't have any of this shit. Yes, but
It gets you're in deeper than just streamers. No way this industry the entertainment industry
I've seen some fucked up shit. You literally said you haven't even gone to the parties where they lock your phone up
No, I haven't but yes, what do you see? But I know people who have okay tell a story
This you want me to tell a story. Yeah, if I tell this story, it's fucking cool story right now. No if I tell us
Them I
Have to speak vaguely because there's a camera on us the the Illuminati. I can't say too much
Oh my god, I can't he can't say it's it is so you're so I
Can't I'm not delusional. This is real. No, it's not yes it is
Oh my god, cutie
There's two slimy
What was that we got a chill
Yeah, that shit.
OK, all right, we're going to have to talk about conspiracy
theories, because you think they're all real.
You really don't think we've found a cure for cancer yet?
I, that one I do believe.
That one I do believe, because there's, yeah.
People found a cure to cancer, and those people
instantly get on some kill themselves, they have some.
Well, also maybe not, because Steve Jobs died.
And he would definitely have access to it if it, you know?
No?
I mean, he was like one of the most...
Okay.
Are you a reptile?
No, not a reptile.
I'm not a reptile.
I feel like I would know if I was.
Damn, it's sunny out here.
What the frick?
Sunny?
It is mad sunny.
I need some freaking music.
I need my sunglasses.
I can't see you, I might have some up here.
Oh, I don't.
This freaking Wagyu burger place
would be in Beverly Hills, come on.
So you sell my hurts.
Do you think Justin Bieber fucks with Hailey Bieber or no?
Um, I think...
I think there's phases where he doesn't...
Do you think he misses Selena?
No, no, no, no, no.
Really?
No. I mean obviously he loves her if he married her.
I guess. He just seems so like he doesn't sometimes.
Yeah, I mean sometimes people be aura farming and shit.
You think he's aura farming? We're being mean to her?
Maybe, maybe, maybe they argue and then...
Wow, that's a nice, how much do you think rent is out here?
Probably like 10.
Jesus Christ.
That is so nice.
And what if that is next to the ugliest thing in the world?
Beverly Hills is weird.
Half these apartments are from like the 70s.
I'm not even cute.
You're a reptile.
You're a reptile.
You got freaking cloned in their place.
We all know it.
See, now I'm starting rumors. Awesome.
Would you go to India?
No.
You need to find someone to match your adventure spirit.
I go with Ron.
Ron doesn't want to go to India, he's scared.
Okay, then don't go to India, go somewhere else.
How about I go to London next month?
Take Ron.
Ron's going, everybody's going.
Oh, not everybody.
Most guys.
Silicon Adapt have big feelings.
It's okay, I'm going to take him to Disneyland.
What's the saying?
They want to go to Disneyland?
They don't know it yet, but they do.
Do they? Do they know?
Yeah, they'll love it.
Do you know how many hot dogs are at Disneyland?
There's a lot of hot dogs.
Exactly.
A lot of fucking hot dogs.
Yeah, and Silky, I don't really know what he likes.
But he liked cookies the other day.
Silky likes cookies at Disneyland?
Silky likes, um...
Breakfast sandwiches.
There's no breakfast sandwiches at Disneyland.
Breakfast sandwiches, he likes, uh...
He likes, he likes grubba and uh...
What's that?
Grubba?
Yeah.
When you roll your wheel with grubba.
Oh yeah, they don't have that at Disneyland.
And anime?
He likes anime?
They don't have that at Disneyland.
Well, they have that.
He likes Uncrustables, especially.
They have that on Disneyland?
They love, he loves Uncrustables.
Really?
That'd be perfect.
Yeah.
That's why he's getting fat, though.
Oh, really?
Is he getting fat?
Yeah, a little fat, a little chubby, chubby woo.
Chubby woo!
They're calling him chubby woo.
Nah, he's a little weight.
This is confusing. It says...
I thought we're supposed to turn here.
We're two minutes away, you guys.
Thirty.
No.
And he loves action figures at his big age.
In Lean.
They don't have Lean at Disneyland.
They have some action figures, I guess.
We gotta do Lean.
No, we're not doing Lean.
Don't do Lean.
Didn't you ever listen to like a freaking...
Didn't you ever listen to Macklemore?
What about Xanax?
I don't do it recreationally.
I do Xanax to like, feel normal sometimes.
Fuck dude.
Fuck dude.
You don't know what it's like.
Nah.
What is happening right here?
Uh oh.
There's... we're gonna lock our door.
Fuck.
We got a tweaker.
Maybe he's this guy
Jason he's not he just went like this to you
And he has an American flag, and he's in an army suit. Hey listen that was terrifying
I've seen worse in Arlington. I'm gonna be honest. I don't know. That was so weird
Your children did y'all see that? Oh, it was a wide lens. I think they might have seen this yet
I think I think you guys he was in a full army suit on a bike and he went up to the window and
And he did it to everyone he drove by.
Ooh, I didn't like that.
He was looking at you.
I don't accept that.
I have my, Danny Bands got me this evil eyes.
I'm protected from all that.
You want the other hand?
Yeah it is, that's how it works.
Danny said they would protect me.
He's waiting for the purge?
Yeah, that's honestly the vibes he was giving.
Yeah, the purge happens, you think he would live?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'd go to Old Navy and I'd get in the ceiling
because no one would expect me in the ceiling at Old Navy.
I don't think I would live, I'm gonna be honest.
Yeah, I do have a-
I don't have the heart to kill somebody.
I don't got, I'm not a very good hider.
You know what you should do for a shrimp?
What?
The purge?
No, no, no.
I've been weighing on this idea
and it's contemplating to do it,
but I don't got a boss to do this.
Okay.
You should get a bulletproof vest and shoot yourself.
No, no, we should not do that.
Nobody should do that.
That, do you wanna go viral, cutie?
No, I don't. I said I'm comfortable with 3,000 viewers and a coffee shop, that's what I'm going for.
No motion.
That's- yeah, no, what is your goal?
Shoot yourself with a friggin-
That's good clit, that's a good-
No, that's so bad.
I would hype it up for like a week.
Wasn't there like a woman who murdered her boyfriend by like doing that?
She was like, let me cheat you with that thing and then like just fucking shot his ass and then they were able to claim like an accident?
Well, I wasn't-
This is confusing, isn't this green? Okay, it is.
What a wide ass, sorry.
I don't know what the fuck I'm walking.
This is the weirdest intersection I've ever seen.
I've been here.
Really?
Where are we?
Oh my god.
We've got to go in there.
Where are UCLA?
We are?
Yes.
UCLA is by Beverly Hills.
Okay.
That's not a parking spot.
This is going to be so annoying to find parking.
The glare from these is killing me.
UCLA.
You love it here. Oh, it's a vibe. I feel like in another world. I was a college student. You see a lot
Would you have ever gotten accepted?
Yo
You think you would be accepted chicken I feel like I will yeah, I had a 3.89 GPA in high school
I don't know. Oh
Look at this. It's freaking meant to be. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wait, we're like
Let's fucking go man. I don't know where we are
Queen Queen chicken
Okay, so I can't miss check we're gonna go up now we can literally go down down. Okay. Well, let's show them
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
My octombody!
This is the viral TikTok!
You ready?
You're freaking...
Okay.
Alright.
and westwood serving up one thing only.
A 100% premium, like a double slash burger
with secret sauce, cheese, grilled onions,
and tape jalapenos on a potato roll.
This is meaty packed with a punch and a kick of spice.
And you can pair it with these smoked fries
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cheese and secret sauce or tele fries
but Chris gonna dig in proud of their homemade ketchup.
My only note is that the burger is messy
and only at the bottom you'll need to wash your hands.
And this is another fantastic opening by Chef Phillip.
Mission start Chef.
Okay.
Chef Phillip.
Chef Phillip.
Oh.
We'll freakin' see.
All right.
All right, let's see if this is, let's,
well, we'll just see what happens.
It's like not, it's like not very hot here.
So I don't think it's overheating.
All right, wait.
Let's go.
I don't trust you to not show my license plate.
Oh, I already showed it.
I'm not just kidding.
Here we are, chat.
UCLA! Wow, my face is so red.
That was nice. Yeah, it is. It's hot outside.
It's hot. It's like perfect temperature actually. It's all good.
Okay. Burger time.
Burger time.
Um, yeah.
It smells good here. I'm honestly...
I'm kind of full yeah, but I'm down to eat we don't finish the list
No, not you.
There's a basket there, there's a basket there.
That's big.
Yeah.
Chad, bring that.
I'm gonna have to ignite some of that.
Of course.
It's gonna be much better.
There.
Oh, I have the agent to characterize.
Yeah.
Let me just, let me just one second, Chad.
We'll fix it, we'll fix it.
Oh my god, it's the first second.
Yeah, yeah, we back.
I'm having no bit rate, Judy. This is like...
This is like Tarnished by name.
Is it?
And then I go here and then I go settings and then I go mesh, buffer and it's connected.
Okay, that should fix it.
Crawling back up.
Can we go up?
It should be working now.
Are we back?
Good, yeah.
I bet.
Okay, so what's it called?
It's called...
What a fuck are we at?
N-A-D-C Burgers.
N-A-D-C?
N-A-D-C Burgers.
Bless you.
Oh my God.
Love you.
Blessing the public.
Yeah.
Um...
Hmm.
That looks like a burger place.
Oh, it is that. That's funny.
Okay.
What?
Wow.
Oh, it smells kind of good in here.
But nobody's here.
I know.
Some of these places maybe they went viral
and now they're not as viral.
Hello.
All right, where do we get?
Is this like Smash Burger?
I think it's a Smash Burger.
Good.
Smash Burger's yummy.
All right.
We'll get two of y'all's most popular burger.
Is it just the one burger, yeah.
Could I just have no sauce on mine?
No sauce?
I'm weird, I like it dry.
I know.
What?
Yeah, his regular.
Blair?
That'd be Blair.
Perfect, thank you.
Perfect.
Thank you.
You want to sit out? Yeah, this is nice.
This is the UCLA strip right here. I've never been here.
It's got a lob. Yeah, it's nice actually.
High food profits. We could put it like right on this corner I think.
Well, that's so nice.
Oh, dude.
We already have a freaking fan.
And he's swatting out of his mind.
Should we do cartwheels in the grass or not?
You can.
I'll watch you.
You got this.
How was there a car driving in the grass?
I don't think it's supposed to be.
Yo, what?
OK, go do your cartwheel.
We're watching.
You see a lay?
I'm here he's here you guys so we explore do you want to know our food's gonna
be done you didn't he just wants to flex his motion your cartwheel you got this I
don't want I don't we all want to see it everyone everyone wants to see it I
don't know I don't know if I do a car where it's not really not really like the
vibe right now to do cartwheel this is my degree this is hey guys if you're
They're interested, they'll sign autographs.
So.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do a cartwheel.
Do a cartwheel.
Everyone wants to see it.
You're saying really perfect cartwheel weather.
This is good cartwheel we've got grass to.
Yeah, get in there.
I'll do one if you do one.
No, I don't know how.
So that won't work.
I don't want to do a cartwheel.
Why?
I don't want to ski to Burger.
I just want to fatten up, girl.
I just want to fatten up and live my life.
Yeah.
And just talk and talk about life.
And just enjoy the sun and a fucking cool breeze
and eat a fucking burger.
He just wants to eat a burger.
But everyone in chat really wants a cart.
Hey guys, drop your prime if you want to see a cartwheel.
If I get a hundred gifted, I'll do it.
A hundred?
Yeah, that's crazy.
Your cartwheel is not worth a hundred.
Your cartwheel's worth one prime.
I got to save it.
Got to save for it.
Where? There's no more, what?
That is going down.
I was driving in the fucking last, hey.
No, look, they're picking up their stuff.
There was probably a festival.
Oh.
What were you gonna do?
Be the grass please?
Yes.
Can't park here, dude.
Oh, shit, he's got the green stripes.
Yeah, you're being silly.
He's got green stripes.
Yeah, you look like an idiot right now.
Everybody's getting it.
He's just loading his stuff.
God damn it.
Yes.
It's a vibe outside, y'all.
The breeze is blowing against my wind.
I'm looking good too.
The breeze is blowing against my wind.
I mean, my hair.
He said, the breeze is blowing against my wind.
W-100 from room.
Go do your car roll.
I did not get 100.
W-100.
Go do it.
Last 100 I got was from Red Bull yesterday.
That's nice of them.
I can see it.
I didn't get 100.
Oh.
Then I get 100.
Thanks Red Bull.
That was nice of them.
They're standing like that.
Way not my burger.
Cheese.
Cheeseburger.
Oh, we shouldn't finish the burgers.
Why?
finish half of mine and then save the rest for later.
That's it. Throw it off.
No, no, no. I'll literally eat it later.
Throw it away off camera?
No, I'll eat it later for sure. I actually will.
I'm going to eat it off-stream too.
You're going to finish it, aren't you?
No, I'm going to eat it off-stream.
We'll see.
Well, I'm going to see if it's good then I'll finish it.
If you didn't have sauce, then we could have just split it in half.
But, I just know you have to have the sauce experience.
Yeah, I need the sauce.
Because it's like their famous sauce.
Yeah, why would you go to like the famous place and not try to sauce?
I don't know because I hate sauce.
I really don't like it.
I hate it.
I like my shit.
You're like a daft.
Am I?
Yeah, you're like a daft.
A daft isn't like sauce.
A daft isn't like sauce is mayonnaise and ketchup.
Yeah, I don't even like those.
But when he goes to a burger place,
he doesn't get anything on his burgers either.
Oh, really?
Like, it'll be like a cool deluxe burger
and he'll say no lettuce, no tomatoes, no cheese,
no onions, just straight meat and patties.
Oh, well, I'll at least do like a Kutrimonts,
but I won't do sauce.
who should I box hmm okay so they have to be five to five eight oh she way like
what could he box myth box myth are you crazy myth has too big of a wingspan
Yeah
Michael Reeves actually Michael Reeves. Yeah, he wouldn't he's boxed before I
Think he would kill you
That's unironically. Yeah, I mean I'm down
You can ask him. I'll ask
Max no guys max is way too tall
Max is literally the same high as he wears his propaganda. Yo, are you serious? Wait what?
Max is taller than you max is the same high as me
Oh, the Balenciboos is doing wonders for him really I thought yeah, that's so
Ironic I really thought he was tall. No, I guess I wear I guess I wear Balenciboos wait you couldn't box wrong
Okay, wait, I didn't know that
Yeah, I thought it was like six change wait, I thought max was taller than me
Nice 5'8". What? Is he lying? Wait, you hear that on aux? Yes. So I hear what on aux?
Oh, thank you.
Okay, catch him.
Awesome.
Thank you.
You are good.
Oh, no.
By the gods.
It looks good.
Robot.
By robots.
They're so cute.
Dude!
Robot by robots. They're so cute dude dude Jason Jason Jason
We're good. So just I got it. I got it. I'll pick it up after no no it'll blow away more. Oh gosh. Oh, no
Oh boy, oh boy, I'll litter
All right, listen
How should we do this?
Nice!
All here.
Okay, let's check out these freaking burgers.
Here we go chat. Bargher time.
No drink. We both have... Oh, you don't have water in the car. I have water. But I have another...
Is this the... This one says no sauce.
All right, let's see. Let's see.
Let's see how we feel about this chat.
Sausie.
I'll get it.
Oh, my God. This looks insane.
Okay.
That looks crazy. I ain't gonna lie, Jack.
Wow, they do look good.
Let's try this out, though.
It's got pickles and jalapenos, yum.
Why does Katie got a ear-rage fit on his butt?
Well, give this a bite, y'all.
Okay. I'm scared that I won't see half of this.
This looks so good.
It's rule.
Wow.
That is good though.
That's the best thing we've had all day.
Yep.
That's the best thing, yeah.
Wow.
Damn.
Who's on us, bro?
I ain't no lie, who's on us?
It's pretty good, man.
This is a good burger.
Wagyu beef, double patty.
The sauce is very...
I like the pickles and the jalapenos.
And I love that the onions are caramelized.
It's so good.
Oh, okay.
Line up back.
Line up back.
What are you about to do?
Are you gonna go compliment the chef?
Don't do it.
Who made this burger?
Oh my God, I'm gonna tell him.
Who made this burger?
That's a competition room.
Who made this burger?
Oh my God.
Because it's delicious.
Oh my God.
It's amazing.
It's beautiful, sir.
I don't think I can see it.
Thank y'all.
This is amazing.
You just make it hard to be around sometimes.
You know that.
You know I'm shooting that video?
You're a problem.
Oh my god, bro.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
It's so good.
It's pretty good, you know.
Damn it.
God, I'm happy.
Oh.
It is so good.
It is so good.
It is messy.
We're doing a tent.
I take tacos right.
Oh my god, I can't stop eating. I knew I wasn't going to be able to stop. It's so good.
Now I'm going to finish it.
So good, chef.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Goodies right here, champ.
I would go back.
If I was on my set arc, I would eat this every day.
Yeah.
Then the first spot I would go back to.
Yeah, me too.
Nice, juicy, succulent.
When you take a bite, an explosion of flavors in your mouth.
You're going away with words.
Well, the viewers watching, they might not be eating.
The only downside is how greasy it is.
Yeah, but if you're going for a taste like it.
Yeah.
The potato bun is so nice.
It's like soft.
It's something like.
Bone apathy.
For the beers at home you have to be descriptive so they know what you're tasting.
The mix of the pickled jalapenos and the pickles and onions and the cheese, it's just good.
Wow, a thing to the 20, what the heck?
W-chat.
W-chat.
Yeah, that's good.
I live right next to it, it's in Chicago, really.
Yeah, I've never heard of it until right now.
NADC burgers?
I'm happy we did, it's really good.
Yeah, no, it's fire.
I am nervous about our diet today, but.
I'm gonna be honest, I deserve this shit.
I deserve this shit.
I deserve this shit.
Wow.
All right.
Wow, that was great.
But that was that, this is Max, my stomach out.
What about you?
You don't wanna do one more place, you're done?
I'm down for one more.
Okay.
Wait, what's the next one?
I don't know, we can look.
I bet.
We're running through these chat, we did three.
It's time for dessert.
Or maybe not dessert, another meal?
I don't know, I don't know what it is.
We'll see, I don't know.
I don't know what's on there.
Emily ate there with Agent Nostin?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
You okay?
Nappin's?
No, I'm good.
Okay, you don't need to be assaulting them.
Looks like you could have saved some.
Hi.
No, fuck.
It's a national chain?
I didn't know that.
Here, I can take the trash.
You, you left us awesome people.
All right.
Yeah, that's really good.
That was the first place that it was like,
great.
Really good.
Thank you, bro.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
Yeah, that was good.
I liked that.
Da, da, da, da, da, da.
We should do like a 20,000 step challenge now.
Off street.
Let's take a look at that necklace.
Oh, I thought I liked that, but then I got close and I didn't like it.
No, right?
Never freaking mind.
Oh my god.
I feel bloated.
I feel a little nasty, but that's okay.
Woo!
I think most of it is guilt. It's not like real feelings, you know?
Yeah, no. It's uh, my stomach.
Oh my god, he's pregnant.
Don't walk like that.
Wait, I walk funny?
No, like holding your stomach like that.
Oh, cool.
Are we rocking the same way?
Yeah.
God, it's a beautiful day outside.
It is beautiful.
What was the burger place?
N-A- I already forgot.
N-A-D-C.
N-A-D-C. N-A-D-C.
Good.
I will give it for a Smash Burger.
That wasn't a Smash Burger.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, what is it?
Yes it was.
So what is it?
Yeah.
Oh.
I'd give it a 9 out of 10.
That was Wagyu burgers.
Well it was Wagyu Smash Burger.
Ah.
I'm going to give it a 9 out of 10.
Okay.
Copycat.
And I think it clears in the now.
I do.
I'm such a sucker though for like I love tomato and I love lettuce.
Ah.
Which I know isn't like a classic Smash Burgers but I do like that.
Yeah.
And I'm really giving it a smash burger.
Yeah, I mean, the Wagyu, that's why it was so greasy too.
I don't think I would be able to put it in the road.
Wow, that was awesome.
I just can't get over how beautiful it is.
All right, chat, let's go into the road.
It looks like that's still on.
Oh, shit.
so that will actually switch.
Whoo wee!
They just switched shot.
Okay.
W switch, we're back on a wide angle, Jason, POV angle.
The next place is either Korean donuts.
Oh yeah.
Okay, you want to do that?
Wait, what's the other one?
Four sandwiches.
Ah, Korean donuts.
Yeah, actually the sandwich place is going to close anyway.
Anyway, okay, and we could end it at the doughnuts. We don't know what can do. I'm stuck doing a dug dug
I'm not no no. I'm full. Yeah, I'm not anything for the rest of the day
Okay
My god, you saw a 60 year old white man with a 30 year old Asian
outside
Did they look swag together?
Maybe
All that matters I guess
Oh yeah, Yoy can't wait to Peloton today.
I didn't go to Pilates.
Oh, we gotta burn this up, huh?
Huh?
We gotta burn this up, huh?
Wait, is this...
Oh no.
What?
Inside a mall.
I'm gonna go inside a mall.
Nightmare.
Hold it up.
Yo.
Uh-oh.
You can say hi.
No!
I'm gonna give you the first picture.
Oh yeah, give me right, bro!
Hi guys!
Oh my God, your shirt is so cool!
I've never seen that. Hey man, I got a bill. How'd y'all find it?
Did you just lick through the window?
I saw like, man cameras inside the thing, bro.
Yo, let's get it. You said 20 get there?
I got you right. No, no. Just take a picture. You're fine.
Tell God. 25 right now.
Don't, don't, don't.
20 get there? IRL don't know.
IRL don't know is crazy.
No, just freaking take a picture.
Dude. Oh my God.
My god, you didn't know you didn't actually you didn't actually do it. Oh my gosh, what the fuck you gave money big bro
John
Hey, bro! Can I have a hug?
Yeah.
They're so cute.
Look at them.
Give me a red shirt. Give me a red shirt.
They're so cute.
You guys are chilling shopping?
Yeah, he says give me a red shirt too.
That's so cute.
How's life been, Mark?
Life has been good, man.
I'm good, bro.
That was crazy, bro.
Yo, yo, hey, you're doing it!
Hi, bro.
Thank you again for the gifted.
I thought it's funny. Oh, let me see that. I gotta charge that in the shoe.
That was so sweet. Yeah, they were nice. I didn't protect you at all. I rolled down the window. Yeah, I know.
Like a dumbass. And it just exposed me, but you know, it was a blessing in disguise because I just got...
I just came out 25. Get this. Shout out to bro. Shout out to Fahoon. You're crazy for that.
He offered. That's the thing. I'm not gonna say no to 25. Yeah. That guy's the go-
Unless he refunds me. You think he's gonna refund?
uh no no he's freaking at UCLA he's got bread
got that fahoods man that was so funny what a fun group of friends I want a fun
group of freaking friends like that you do have one yeah fahood with the 50
gifted oh my god he's rich rich yo this guy bro
Holy shit, damn his dad freaking runs the store or something. What he just got back from ala. Yo
Who's thank you dog?
Say thank you. Hey, thank you for the 50 gifted
Thanks for the 50 bro, huh?
Why would you thank you bro
Thank you, bro. Love. That's so nice. Thank you. They're so wholesome. Oh look, that's
what you need. Look at that place. What? Whole Foods? Look at all the flowers. Oh. Oh, Whole
Foods has flowers like that. I don't know. Yeah, no, tomorrow I'm going to go flower shopping.
Yeah. After one of our six, go flower shopping.
So can I turn here or like it's green is that I'm so confused that's a red light
I know oh, thank you. Yeah, that was so confusing with
Green is to go straight. Yeah, not yet guys. We flip it show them this intersection. What a weird
Oh, you can't flip. I can't flip. No, they have
Thank you person
What a weird intersection god. I hate LA. Yeah
They have the normal way over here it's green and then they have the arrow all the way over here in the trees
Yeah, yeah, that is so weird. I've never seen that ever
Yeah, this is new this is new. I am actually after this before you have yeah
I mean I've driven in a life for almost two years now, so I feel like this is pretty I don't come on the side of town very often
Holy fucking Patriot flags. I'm just going on today. No wait. They're fun
What's going on?
Look, they got a Mexico flag.
Isn't that funny?
I see... this is maybe
make people angry. They shouldn't.
But I see an American flag and I get nervous,
but then as soon as I see a Mexico flag, I'm like,
okay, we're safe.
It's not that guy waiting for the courage.
Not some war with Iran.
Oh, I'm good without talking about that.
I would prefer
not to be in war
is my overall take.
There's
Korean donut chat is our last spot my tummy is feeling really full
Definitely gonna need to hit the treadmill tonight
Burn this off
That's a cemetery. Yeah, it's like the nicest park ever. Oh, it's a cemetery
What if I get drafted?
Um, stream it.
Sneak a camera, yeah.
I mean, you can, like, you can have your phone.
Streaming the front lines is the worst of all.
Imagine the overlays.
How many bullets I have in my gun?
Waj on freakin' production.
He's just like, he's updating your bullet count and shit.
That'd be fucking epic.
From Turkey.
No one's ever done that on stream.
Yeah, I don't know if they should that would be far now, but yeah
You won't get drafted
How does that work? I think they only do drafts. I don't know a ton
Honestly, but I think they only do drafts if there's not enough
Fucking Boba just wait a minute. Dude. I've got 25 so many times. I did
Oh my gosh, that's so nice. He's so sweet. What a nice group of friends
I feel like the oldest lady ever being like what a sweet group of friends are so sweet and awesome
You're giving that. I just like I just like seeing people being wholesome and like friends. It's just
You don't see that a lot in my heart. I know that's what I'm saying.
I guess what? Love outweighs the hate every single time. If I hold you just made our day.
Yeah, it's so sweet. So if I hold you just make yourself a pound of back.
Yeah and be your friends and I hope you guys stay friends forever.
Yeah.
Don't let a girl get between you guys.
What?
That's not what always happens, you know?
That's not what always happens.
I'm not gonna lie yet.
Instantly, you go, yeah.
If you're no longer a homie, it's probably because either money or a girl.
This is what the most important thing is.
With best friends, you have to make sure you have different tastes in women.
I mean, or just don't be a fucking weirdo.
have different tastes. Check. Everyone do like a my type quiz. Why are you all saying rip O S E S?
They all got the same type. Then it's fucking Asian girls. Oh. Yeah.
Sad big drama. Or don't be L mans. Yeah, or don't be L mans. I guess that's a better option.
But you never know. Oh, but I've choked on boba like that so many times like I had to stop drinking boba cuz I didn't think I was capable
Yeah
I'm sorry, but I'm trying to get every boba. It's okay get every boba
I haven't had enough carbs today
Five late
Yo Ron, what do you say? He's yeah, cuz I said I'm trying to get every boba and he says every
You're wrong. What?
I'm trying to get every boobah. Stop kekwa farming in my chat
He's a kekwa farmer. That's all he does is kekwa farm. That's nice kekwa is back
Yeah, I forgot you were like way back when when everybody was just love W. I love
No, we're kek. We're always a kekw chat. Y'all were kekwas. My chat was. No, what loves
I feel like y'all were y'all had love. No, my chat has been kekw. A lot of love W
We were never a low W chat.
We were they they were always cat. I don't know why probably just my mods my mods probably just chose that.
Oh man.
Kequah.
Kequah. Omega love that was yeah, that was a big one. Omega love.
The cringiest thing was when people and it suddenly happened anymore
It actually drives me crazy when people do this using like twitch emotes like IRL when people are like Pog like shut up
That's literally what that's literally
Culture yeah, I'm on a time in real life. What you go like, you know like not on stream. You'll be like that's so Pog
That's a Kequa. Yeah
Fuck that. That's so dumb. I mean what embrace embrace embrace the word
No, I
I do embrace what I do.
Yo, people, I'm unironically sad.
Unironically, they're like, yo, that's a W.
What?
That lady we just crossed was like 60 tall and just.
People, unironically, are like, yo, bro, that's L-man.
You're L-man's for that.
Like, that's streamer culture.
That's streamer culture?
Yeah.
Really?
People, high schoolers, I guarantee they go.
They don't, I'm a, that's something that's Pog.
That's the same thing.
Really?
Mm, interesting.
I don't say that.
It's kind of right.
I, high schoolers definitely do say like,
W-mans or whatever.
Different?
No one says L-mans, yes they do.
I've literally been in a high school.
Yeah, I feel like they do.
I've been to a high school, don't ask me why.
And they always be like, yo, that's a W.
That's a W.
Especially after you say don't ask me why,
I feel like I need to ask why.
I mean, I've been, I've been,
I've been why are you going to high schools um my brother. He's a basketball coach of a high school
So sometimes I do go watch and coach
But you last night was a high school was the sub phone was when rug had the high school thing
And then they were like spamming W's like you know W Jason and shit. Oh like in person. They were saying person
Okay
That's nice
I'm fucking fool. I'm really full, too. Whatever we get. Let's split it. Yeah
I'm not I got one bite in me so far. That was the only place that was worthy of
Today. Yeah
That's pretty plays. That's like bro. It's a waste of calories
You know I just stuff my face for what and I just fully reset myself
I literally look at myself in a mirror and I literally had six pack abs
I guarantee you all look myself in the mirror now. I'm a fat fucking piece of shit slob
Yeah, I know you'd like you're having fuck you need therapy
No, I don't you just went down a rabbit hole. No, I don't don't eat therapy
Therapy is a scam. I'm not gonna pay to have a friend message
You're not gonna pay to have a friend friend. I'm gonna pay to have a friend you need because it's it's good
Okay, listen listen listen, okay, let's say you're giving me your perspective and I'm like argumentative
I'm like no Jason this this this this this that actually might drive a wedge between us
compared to a therapist giving you perspective and then it would make you
pause and think. But then what happens if I stop paying them they stop talking.
They do stop talking. And then I lose them. So then I would just keep
paying them. Exactly. It's a scam. Girl you stop paying Waj. His ass is not with
you either. Waj is literally dying for me. Dying for you. Waj would literally
die for me. Waj you should not do that. Everyone on an NMS team would
literally fucking die for me and I would do the same for them John is taking a
bullet for me Lou Lou is literally fucking that getting if there's a machine
gun spraying at me Lou is jumping in front of every single bullet and taking
every single bullet you think Lou's doing that yes it's not doing that I
know John is John would take dick to save my life okay number one taking dick
is much better than taking a bullet if I had to choose I'm choosing dick
fuck I would take dick too yeah it depends though if I get shot in my in
somewhere like like my fucking hate and now where can I get shot and live and
be confined in the future like probably like somewhere my shoulder I was in a
shoulder shot then okay I don't know maybe you'll like it no no no no no no
alright look that's a Mormon temple Wow Wow that's my owner on top he's made
out of gold sometimes he gets struck by lightning and sometimes there's
bullet holes in them because people will shoot at them.
Isn't that interesting?
Yeah, that must be the LA temple right there.
I've never seen it.
You know, I got my appendix ruptured in high school,
and I told everyone I got shot, and I posted on Instagram
me in hospital bed, and it's like, I got shot,
and they all believed me.
It's fucking dumb.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I was attention-seeking fucking bastard.
Yeah, that's high school, though.
High school is a little rough.
I think everyone kind of tries to get validation
in weird ways.
It was.
Look, the Ruby slippers, I wonder why.
I love Wizard of Oz.
Did you know that about me?
I did.
I'm obsessed.
I'm obsessed.
50,000 on my leg.
That's disrespect.
Disrespect.
Um, yeah, that was just the Ruby slippers.
That's it.
I don't see anything else.
Weird.
So those aren't the lyrics, I said it is, it's Drake.
So is Drake still like cooler?
Your rage said W fit, cutie.
Yo.
Everyone said I stole it from you, rage.
You really got the your rage fit on.
Camel pants, sleeveless tank.
You know, Rage had my fit on yesterday, he was wearing a Snow White shirt.
Wow.
Outfit swap.
Come on, rage, that'd be fun.
W swag!
Swag, swag, swag on me.
W swag.
What we eatin' fondue?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no about you.
So say hello to Falsetto in 3, 2.
I don't know what that is.
I like to be everything you want.
Okay.
Oh, you want a karaoke?
If I was your boyfriend,
never let you go.
Yeah?
I bet.
Turn that fucking garbage off.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fucking piece of shit asshole, bruh.
God damn it, yeah, this fucking piece of shit, yeah.
You got really supportive friends, I was thinking.
Yeah, well...
Yeah.
Well...
Fucking piece of shit.
Kinda like those boys.
Nice, bruh, and then he forms a little W in my chat.
Get the cat W here.
Are you guys low dubbing over there now?
That's kinda nice.
Bring them back full circle.
Judy Cinderella is a reptile.
Two slimy.
This isn't two slimy.
No.
What, who is this?
Oh, okay I do.
Wait, this is a remix.
You know, you know his fuckin' song.
Oh yeah, I do.
It's goin' well, I know none of that.
Okay, yeah, we've just, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah
Hey
Oh fun
Hey
Okay, this one's also confusing.
So I go past this light and then it looks like there's a valet.
So I should honestly like turn down there and park down there.
It would be the smart thing to do.
Oh wait, but I can't turn there.
Okay, I'm gonna figure this out.
I can take a bigger bitch with this haircut.
I'm here on the top of no feeling this haircut.
I really like your haircut.
I got my haircut.
I'm here to find a new man with this haircut.
I ain't doing it.
I'm trying to fuck with your friend with this haircut.
So I'm gonna stay in one of the bands with this haircut.
What the fuck?
I can take my haircut with my brush.
Where is it?
With my chain, with my watch, with my books.
It's talking about a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was awesome, he's an easy inner city with his beat.
I
I
Look fuck is this area definitely in the middle of the stream
But the problem is I know this mall does not like streaming so we're gonna have to be real and conspicuous
You know you're with yeah
Yes, that's what I'm nervous about that's why I said that out loud
I'm gonna own this mall. No we don't they don't even know us dude
I thought I could turn that because that street down there it was like a normal street and
they had parking I thought we could walk over because I don't want to deal with the parking
garage.
Play?
I'm not playing.
I'm sorry.
What are they saying?
I mean I could play that song.
What?
I mean I don't know if you fuck with it though.
You know Black Boy Max?
Yeah?
You ever heard his new song?
Which one?
Uh, should I just put it on?
Yeah.
Oh, for act, dude.
Chad, this is so annoying.
Dude, we're just, we're, whatever, everything's fine.
We just have to do it.
I like to think that you don't know me when I'm...
Parking will stay over here.
I know, but there's another... there's a closer parking.
This is nice.
This isn't max.
I don't know if... I don't know if you fuck with that one.
Why?
You want to listen to it for real?
Yeah.
What are you saying?
Through?
What is he saying?
Drew.
Who's Drew?
you
you
you
you
you
You
jumping right on that head to see my role now look at this clip and look at this
tape from there the whole moon and the naked moon
i should pay no mind too much i can't lose money
i like his voice i did not say it bro
that's why i'm cool boy why did you
that's a funny tag oh boy
you weren't even born when this was a trend thing
You need to confiscate the money.
You're supposed to move now.
You move when the music starts.
Yeah!
Oh
Here we go
Do this in a sock
Ha. Now do the Harlem Shake.
This place, it's gotta be fucking incredible to make it worth parking at the fucking mall.
You said put on Kevin G?
That's not what I said.
You took my life care.
I see a guy that drives everywhere.
Oh.
My mom doesn't talk about your fine.
Every joke falls flat each time
Try to fill the silence with anything that I swap
But every crowd fills the hand of death in the crowd
Without you, I will answer mine
Without you, I just want your mind to light
You don't know Kevin G?
I don't know Kevin G
That's a good song, man
He's...
It sounds like Miley Cyrus
Like Hannah Montana, Miley
I disrespect Kevin G.
Really?
I mean, Hamontana's kind of a goat, so.
Yeah, she is.
So I think that's a compliment.
Kevin G clears, though.
Really?
Yeah.
Who is that?
Where'd they come from?
Damn.
I don't know.
I used to go to small a lot.
Really?
Yeah.
I remember.
Ah.
I know this parking.
Seeing as though you've only lived here for three years,
that makes sense to you, remember?
They have an AMC here and they have a lot of food spots.
One time I came here, they allowed dogs and so I came here with a son and Kaya because
we were Christmas shopping and she was so famous.
Kaya?
The most famous girl here, yeah.
Dude, we're never gonna find our car again.
I say you just ballet. You get my-
It's closed. I was trying to. Thank you. God, she held it right.
Fucking asshole, you only want to go handle that.
No, it's fine. It's international.
Without you I...
I'm so...
Without you I...
We can't find parking in five minutes on giving this place an F and we're not trying the donuts
Yeah, you know if we had a Maybach right now, we could have just left the whip and just had
a driver park.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, but this is more fun.
The chat likes to be a part of it.
Dude, you've never been to my Maybach?
Yeah, well, we can do Maybach Mondays.
Oh, I don't know. I'm having an earache.
You need to do the water. I'll put the water.
No, you put olive oil. Where'd you get water?
You're not supposed to put water in your ear.
Water like the eardrop.
Oh, eardrops? Dude, this is miserable.
Why is everyone at the mall?
Because it's a Saturday.
It's a Saturday.
You take the camera running at the donuts. I'll keep doing laps.
It's okay. If we don't get the notes together then winning donuts.
Yeah.
Oh, like, fuck, shit.
Oh, god.
Oh, you're a C-I-G-O-I!
Look, all of these are green and they're purple.
So fucking point. Sorry my car wants me to set number one safety rated car.
By the way, that's...
That's a no bargain.
Have you ever looked up a crash test dummy of your Maybach?
No.
I don't crash my car at all.
Yeah, of course, nobody wants to. Dude, what the fuck is up with this?
Would you rather want to know when you die or how you die?
I don't know. I don't think I could deal with either of those options.
I would rather know when. Because you know what?
Because if you know what, you'll try to prevent it.
Yeah.
But like, I don't think you can. Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude!
Bruh.
That spot just opened freaking up and already got full while we were doing a lap.
I hate the mall. I hate the mall.
Nico, if you're watching, never put the mall on the freaking list ever again.
How about I move one of these thing?
I think it's for like the auto spot, so I think I'll be mad at you.
You can go. Oh, I can go? Okay, I'll go. Thank you.
You always have right of way.
Maybe there's a parking lot upstairs or something.
Thank you.
I think you're right.
I'm looking.
We have both have eyes.
We're going in circles.
L driver.
Do you think if we got trapped for 72 hours we would hate each other at the end of it?
No.
I don't think so.
I think we'd be fine.
It takes a lot of me for me to hate a person.
I think I'd just go quiet mostly.
I don't think I could ever hate anyone, to be honest.
I'm kind of the same way.
It's too much love.
Isn't that weird?
It's too much love to give.
Kind of just like...
Not a lot of hate to give.
I'm more um I'm good at like in difference at people like that's when you know
I really don't like you if I feel indifferent. I don't hate I don't hate anyone in this life I
Mean I hate some like I think I hate pedophiles
Okay, that's different just a brave take of mine. I just really think I hate pedophiles
Well, you said you didn't hate anyone so weird to backtrack now
What is happening?
Jack Doherty?
Yeah, when he boxed him.
I would beat the living shit out of Jack Doherty.
Is that car ever leaving?
I would gladly.
He might be too short for you.
He is.
Dude, brother.
Cutie drive!
I'm going to go around with this guy because he's being an asshole.
Oh my god.
They're waiting for this Lexus. That's not leaving. Oh, shit. I hope that Lexus literally never leaves ever. I hope they live there
Dude
Can you move one of these cones? No, I'll move them. I'll move them. They're glued in. They're glued in. Oh my oh my god
I just want to donut right here
We'll be in and out
charging
to it. You know me. Rules. We can't go in the electric charging, you know? I'd break
a rule and I don't know. This is the problem with society. That's
scared of break rules or so. It also looped into just work in everyday life.
Really? Yes. Do you think this person's going to do it?
People know about the bad things that happen in this world, but people don't do anything
about it because they're so focused on their life and work and the system. They don't
care about the weird shit going on in the world. They don't care about the Epstein files,
they don't care about the kids. The war is distracting us about the fucking kids. We're
stuck in a fucking system.
Because of the electric vehicle parking? I think I lost you.
Oh my god. I know everyone in front of us keeps getting
of us.
We're going to- I don't even know where this place is, Jason.
It's coming. It's not coming yet. It's going underground, I think.
Okay. All right, let's run through here.
We still need to move out of this one.
This is still a quick run through.
We're going to have to find cameras.
We've got to look past.
What?
We're working. They can't just tell us to move out.
We're working?
Yes.
We're working.
Dude, I don't know where this place is.
I did look.
I saw what's going on.
I think that thing got it.
I don't know, where's the map?
Nothing on it.
Nothing on it.
I don't know.
We need a map.
We just need to say skub.
That's all we need for this skub.
Alright.
We got a skub.
We got a skub.
We got a skub.
We got a skub.
We got a skub.
We got a skub.
Funky bitch!
Dude, I don't think there's anything in here.
I'm not gonna lie to you on this screen.
When we don't know that, people often not it.
Oh, can they not it?
Yeah.
No, I don't really think it's a good plan.
Nothing in that field, dude.
We already have two mics on.
I know, okay.
I'm talking about us.
You're making the thought hard.
I know, but I'm on FaceTime.
Oh, FaceTime?
Alright, I will.
There you go, see? Second level. Second level, c'mon.
We'll be extending my arm because you don't want to really try far.
I didn't want to be obvious, okay?
I'm a bad streamer!
I like to be inconspicuous, freak!
Stay down here, it's class!
Sometimes when I'm in doubt, I'll go like this,
and I'll just act like I'm face-finding someone.
Fast-quies.
You don't ever feel shame?
How?
This is how we're the top.
No one takes us seriously with nothing.
Exactly.
That's actually not a good point,
but you just made it.
Um, definitely not.
No, don't take this seriously. Why should we take ourselves seriously?
Oh my god. Fuck this place, dude. This was the worst idea.
Does anyone-
No.
I don't know where the fuck I'm going.
I don't know either.
What's this spot called?
It's half-way knotted.
Knotted?
Yeah.
Wait, we just looked at a map. You didn't know?
No, it just pointed to the stairs.
I'm trying to check if this is a map right here.
I think there's a food court over here that's a line you're not going to line place you
I can't bother them, I have a line.
I know, I am, you've got me.
Oh, thank you.
Good job.
So, yeah, that was really great.
Like, it is like a one two, one two.
Yeah, that was really great.
And I'm never seeing that person ever again.
Yeah, that was really great.
So if you're going to a conversation and think that you'll never feed them ever again, social anxiety actually just goes away.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
But if you're going to live in like, oh shit, I kind of want to be friends with a person that's going to social anxiety crisis.
Who are you guys?
I think I'm the guy.
Um, okay.
Cafe not it. I'm nervous because we parked in a place that...
It's not even a cafe.
If you get told it's not you, that's good content.
If you get told I'm so sad.
I don't know if we were late back there, never said that.
Oh my god. Where is this place?
I'm gonna have to pee too. Oh here it is, it's all the way over here.
Here we go. Finally.
This better be the best freaking donut I've ever had in my entire life.
Oh, it's right there too.
Really? Look at that.
There it is.
There it is.
That's it. No, that's definitely not it.
Is it shit?
No. Where it says not it.
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
You did it?
We're at Westfield Mall, Jack.
No.
Pulled up.
I don't like you as a person most of the time.
Okay.
I would give a lot.
Is it in?
Is it?
It's done it out money isn't it?
I think it's the other one.
Yeah, it's this one.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Signature Donuts.
We're getting you a piece.
Are we?
Okay, we are.
Here we are.
Is it still kind of on time?
Yeah, let's get raised, OK?
Yeah, no, it's awful.
This was the worst place we could have come.
Mine's good.
Is it?
No, never mind.
Yeah.
And a T-Mobile?
That's fine.
Oh, fine.
I'm off the train.
Wow.
Apparently. We'll be fast, you guys.
Just ask more than most of our viewers.
Sorry, we'll get to the right time.
We're right. This was right.
Okay, I'll stand by. This was right.
Oh, there we go. That's a 6.
Oh, sorry, I pushed the muted button, there we go, it's just where we were standing.
okay great you guys want to see where you're how is it are you back to 2? it was literally just that far
stream of the year look this is where you guys are
I'm holding you over the edge
that's kind of fun
it's okay yeah it's weird don't drop us I don't think I will
but maybe I'm afraid of heights
I know that mall is stressful and the parking is actually hell, but I actually really love
that mall.
I hate it.
I've hated every second we've been here.
Jason, better just buy one. Oh, you got it. Oh, good. This is their most popular one.
That is? What is it? It's the strawberry milk something. You get a good bite.
This is the last and final TikToks when ice cream looking strawberry sandwich lets you
Just a brioche bun with whipped cream and strawberry.
Bon Appetit.
Oh.
Aw.
Aw, man, it's not a fish.
This is bread with whipped cream and cream.
I'm totally fucking made of glue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not there.
Not worth a fucking fucking-
No, no, no.
No.
Nope.
Nope.
Not wrong.
Not there.
Sorry to fucking-
My pleasure.
Sorry to fucking-
My pleasure.
Sorry.
Sorry to fucking-
So banished.
Sorry about the biscuit.
Sorry about the biscuit.
Sorry about the biscuit.
Sorry about the biscuit.
I have a bite.
That was a very anti-climactic last dessert place, but this was a very very incredible day
Thank you for taking me around LA and trying TikTok trends now we're gonna go
into the most populated area and scream one word and whoever loses has to do something.
We're gonna drive them home now.
This is Jason Wheaton Green.
That sucked.
Alright
At least the cheeseburgers were delicious. I think the problem is a lot of the sweet stuff all tasted the same, you know
Oh, yeah, the ice cream stuff
One out of four not bad, I like I pick a word that is actually kind of the no we're not doing the word thing
Should we get a la-booboo?
No, shouldn't get a la-booboo.
But also definitely be sold out.
No, they got a la-booboo.
Freaking bit rate. It's so bad.
They got a mini-mini-pot for the year.
I know, but they sell out real fast.
Damn.
This last time I was at home.
I don't know if we want another.
La-booboo!
No, stop.
I hate you.
So famous. Jason just wants to be able to screen.
This is Giggle Shards back there.
Giggle? Yeah, they took a pic with you and giggled their little faces off.
Oh, look at that Jason the Waincoaster in their walker.
Damn, that is the cutest dog ever.
I am a old cat model.
Yeah. Yeah. It is concerning when children are who just ask you for picture.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that's bad looks.
That is bad looks.
Bad looks.
It wasn't on the 22nd.
What do you know? That's life.
But I think she's filming content right now, but I think she was filming on the side.
Ah, let it go.
Wow.
Okay, that was great.
Okay, you're up?
No.
Our parking is our problem.
What the f-
It's 90 minutes.
They don't allow streaming here, but they kick out eventually.
I know that.
I've seen people that kick out of here.
I've seen that Jason. I'm the worst person in the IRLs stream like you should know this, go on.
I am, you need an extra Emily. I'm not that. I'm a rule-a-viting Simpson.
I get released.
That's a nice dog. That's beautiful, good old. Wow.
Nice!
So, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh shit!
Big fight between the white noodle and the black noodle.
Wow, a good fight back there.
That's a nice suit.
Here's my suit.
Oh my god, cute dogs, so many cute dogs.
Do you want me to keep dogs?
Okay.
So I don't know if I see the...
Oh, it's over there.
Number...
14.
Race rules.
Really, chat?
They're dogs.
Chat was saying it's race rules.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We can find the parking spot.
What do you want to do with the model?
You know all these places are all on your street.
We just did.
No, you go inside a pot mark.
They didn't even do it.
I literally stole it.
I got the pot mark.
Yeah, I went inside with a free gas TV back back at me right Matt Matt free gas FX3
I'm an L IRL streamer all freaking his freaking sit in the middle of the road
Something I'll be a good, but this is like exposure therapy. See I'm getting better every day
Nope, I'm good with altitude and gas.
You'd be like, yo, where's the, like, where, where can I go?
There's the campaign audit.
We're going to find the pitties.
I'll just find them right there.
I'm just finding them, you know.
Listen, we made progress today.
What's that about progress?
I, I, IRL streamed.
That's progress.
Maybe next time we can run John.
Yeah.
See?
fail check yeah it's like so good right here so here
Steve, the car is not towed
the car is not towed we should not talk to your wife
it was the part of the grocery store being towed
alright
okay they should be on that now
eeeeeee
okay
Oh, we don't really know this. I'm just taking it back home.
Okay.
Wow!
We freaking did it.
We're back, Jack.
So my overall rating is go to the burger place,
skip everywhere else.
Yep.
Which I will say the first time I did this was Squeaks.
I feel bad for fucking slob.
Yeah, you got it.
Hey, be nice to my friend.
Cool.
You idiot.
You did it.
Okay, really.
Time to go home and hop on FL.
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
Oh really?
I should.
No, I wanna go home.
Do you remember me grabbing a piece of paper?
No.
Yeah, me neither.
Why?
The parking thingy.
I was like, you can just press the button and be like,
yo, I lost my ticket and then they'll let you through every time.
Really?
I don't think it's true.
Are you serious?
Chat, what did I do with it?
Did you guys see me?
Oh, fuck me.
This is the worst.
Just press the buttons and be like, yo, I love you.
Are you okay?
We're breaking the rules, we don't have a freaking ticket.
Oh, they're gonna be so mad at us.
They're gonna be so freaking mad at us.
It's a disaster.
Lower your quarters all.
I'm trying.
Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
How did I lose it?
Chad doesn't know where I put it.
There's people behind me.
I'm the choice.
I'm the choice.
I'm the choice.
I'm the choice.
Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
I'm okay.
No, I hate doing stupid things.
Hi.
I'm so sorry.
Hi, I'm so sorry, I lost my ticket.
That's fine.
Bring my down a girl.
$35 bucks apart, Jack.
This place sucks.
$35 bucks.
We're never coming back here again.
And Texas is free parking everywhere.
I gotta take the receipt really before it opens.
My God. Jesus Christ.
Ah, man.
I ain't coming back, man.
I'm never coming back here.
Hell, Jason.
Chad, we are never coming back to this mall. Ever.
I'm back in there.
My God.
It's time for the fucking traffic.
Wow!
What a fucking...
That was crazy, no?
Yeah, he's driving at 50 and it's going at 20.
It's going so fast.
15 and 20.
Oh my God, what a psychopath.
Oh no.
Hell, Jason.
Oh, here, do you want it?
You can have the oxygen.
Oh, thanks.
You need that address?
Silky?
No, no, no, no.
is a four-ton drift so it's a bit silky so he doesn't wear a truck.
Okay, I am at a red light and I am simply choosing the instructions to get on.
You're not gonna get banned.
I know I'm just letting people know that I'm sticking this on here with my directions.
There we go.
Why does that take 55 minutes?
No one does that.
Why do you love lying about traffic?
Every time I lie and say that it's a higher number it's named W's because they love the driving segments. Oh, do they?
Yeah, but but what about our hours guys?
So yeah, four hours till we get back
Chad, did y'all like the wide POV
You guys like how wide we are if I can stretch resin you like being wide
Oh
Wow
A bunch of fiber tonight get out all those that grease from that burger and that my
My stomach is full
After eating all that shit, I feel like shit in my low energy
But I'm gonna go home inside. What are you gonna do FL studio as soon as I get home actually? Yeah, I'm gonna go crazy
Damn, are my players clocking back in?
Yeah.
Can I get that unreleased player or not?
You can get it off-stream if you really want it, but I don't think you'll like it.
I don't think I make music you are into.
Yes, I'm into it.
If this is like the Vogue that is on Spotify, yes.
Really?
Yeah, I literally listen to that type of music.
Oh, well, then I'll send it to you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm gonna rage for jacking my swag.
Who's just trying to use the spies right now?
Girl, if I could answer that.
You would know the answer.
You already know.
I think I do, yeah.
No, no, they're cool though.
It's okay, you can stand on that cube.
No, they're cold up.
What an eventful day, you know?
What is this?
Is this a straight?
Yeah, it's a straight.
Come on.
Oh, it's gonna be a green one.
I know.
I couldn't tell because it says bike.
You know, maybe I am a bad driver.
I think you are a bad driver.
Oh.
I think you need to retake the test.
There's signs on the road that tell you what to do.
It has a giant bike symbol on the lane where I'm from, we have a lot of cars in the bike.
But where I'm from it's only for bikes.
But we're in LA.
I know it's weird here.
Shit's weird here.
They need their own driver's test for LA.
Yeah, it did take me a minute to just like...
I don't drive in these neighborhoods.
We are on Rodeo.
It's kind of funny.
It's weird.
Yeah, that's funny.
Wow, that's a cheese place?
We should go there.
I'm fucking, it's just cheese.
It's not a cheese guy.
The flight doesn't tell the word.
Right, you had so much dairy today, it's so good to say.
I know, and I feel like I'm out of shit right now.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, I was just gonna say, hey, keep it in.
I've been stinking out of your car.
I haven't smelled any of it, so good job.
Oh man.
This is beautiful music.
This was a nice reunion tour we've had.
Yeah, it was nice.
We haven't done a stream together since a long time.
You know, I think this gave a bit of nostalgia.
I learned it live.
Did you learn anything?
Yeah, I don't know why you said that.
We had good conversations about therapies and how they scan people.
No, I'm still an advocate for therapy, everybody.
I think everyone should go to therapy.
I think it's good to have conversations with people outside of your box as often as you can
Fuck on that, just dug it out
Well, I don't think, okay
Damn it, now you fucking fuck
Why are there no designated left turn lines?
And then you gotta fucking step on someone and then you go over and they turn
Wow, Joe's Pizza's fucking off Rodeo
You know what my nervous is?
Who?
My Chad
That's the worst.
Your chat has made some pretty rough decisions for you.
My chat is my th- my chat is my therapy.
That's not good.
Wait, can we film a TikTok before we separate?
I'm trying to be-
Ha ha ha, yeah.
Why'd you laugh?
Cause of this- cause of this-
I'm trying to be good at TikTok. I told you this.
Yeah, which one?
I want to film the one where it's a little kid
and they say, I want to talk about 9-Eleven.
And then I say, and then you say,
do you remember the plane crash?
And I say, yeah.
And then you say, I wasn't born then.
And I say, I was.
I fucked up a little kid.
Oh, you don't know.
I'm not good at the people.
It's funny.
Is it not funny?
I mean, I don't know.
Am I just a millennial?
Maybe.
It'll be good.
Because it's it's cuz I'm old and you're not cuz you weren't born you don't remember you can't remember yeah
I was not I was not born
Oh my gosh wait, we're by the Playboy Mansion
Shit, yeah, but you can't get a view from the street
What's in the Playboy Mansion naked woman not anymore I?
Think a banker I believe a banker bought it in his remodeling at all
But the Playboy Mansion a lot of people don't know this he was like big into drugs towards the end of his life
like Kweyludes and fucking shooting heroin between his toes at one point.
What a vibe.
Yeah.
Good vibe.
And so the Playboy Mansion, honestly, went to shit, like there's a bunch of mold and
like just ugly.
If you watch Girls Next Door was like the reality TV show, you can see how run down
that place was.
It was nasty.
Yeah, that's just how nasty as fuck.
What the fuck are we listening to?
I thought you were the DJ.
Dude, what? Is this two lanes or one? What is happening here?
It's two lanes.
Is it? Where's the line, Jason?
It's a stop sign.
I know, but why is there no line?
We're in Rodeo.
So Beverly Hills just doesn't have lines on their roads.
Have we never been here?
No. Do I get vibes in Rodeo often?
Man, we outside, man. We outside.
I like this.
Oh, fuck, that is not what happened.
I was shaking my ass, Hope.
You got that nigga body, you got that nigga long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long,
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Estimated to be over 1.3 million as early as 2025
Not that not not even a not even a lunch off to be honest. I
Think that's that's pretty fucking accurate, bro
That's kind of scary. How much is your car? My car alone is $270. Oh, wow.
Well, yeah. Nice. My car, this bad boy, $27,000. Yeah. Not a bad show. No big deal, guys, and it's a sports mode.
Yeah I went crazy. I do actually want to get it wrapped though. I want like a Matt Black Subaru.
You should do it. I know I really want to. A Matt Black Subaru? Come on, how's that?
I thought it would be fun. Fuck it. Do it. I'm gonna get my windows trimmed in.
Fuck it. Yeah, someday.
I say you do it. I don't even know where to go. I was gonna message her on and ask him.
If I know the spot, I'll hit wrong for all spots.
Matt Black Mom Car.
Yeah.
Well, it's nice that they call it a mom car, usually.
People call it something else.
What?
It's a bit lesbian.
They call it a lesburu.
Which I'm fine with.
Lesbian car.
Yeah.
For super-ruf or lesbians?
Um, is that why?
only the freaking baddies, which are all of them.
So yeah.
I think it's in my momma.
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
Oh, all lights are still on.
Oh wait, I guess it's dark outside.
That makes sense.
There's nothing in my fucking car.
There's nothing in your car?
I mean my dream.
Oh.
My drink.
You can pour water from my cup in there.
No.
Because Voba is like a wrap.
Oh, yeah.
You can also, I just have an extra water bottle.
You can drink out of it.
That's OK.
I don't want to get infected.
That's a really good point.
I didn't think of your diseases.
Yeah.
Stupid of me.
Our diseases.
Sounds like you do.
I don't.
Yeah, we're diseases.
I need to get up on a trailer.
I'm going to pull the trigger.
No.
You wouldn't get much out anyway.
You digested too much out of it.
No, I didn't.
Are you saying I should pull the trigger?
No.
You shouldn't.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Damn, it's John Holland.
John, yeah, he's definitely waiting for you.
He said he was going to be watching.
He's going to be right outside the bars.
John loves you.
With the TV?
Yeah, he'll be waiting.
It was funny.
John, like, walked to the car like he was sending
off his kid to school.
He was like, here's the tripod.
You have batteries?
You're good?
You're good?
He's at the crib, that one's there.
He's good. John is talented.
You're lucky to have him.
All the time.
Your whole team is very talented.
Actually, you're right.
You do have freaking the Avengers.
I do have the Avengers.
He's a very good group.
I don't know how to get out of here.
Yeah, you can turn it on.
I don't know how to fight these Lightweights,
I'll be honest.
There's a little switch somewhere.
I don't fucking know.
It's really good, though, when it's on.
I don't know. Fuck this GoPro Lightweights.
Oh, my gosh.
Got it.
It's so nice.
Jneko got me that.
It is nice.
It's quite a sea out.
Yay!
Looks so good.
I've been in that chat 30 more minutes for a driver, so I don't know.
How long we been, how long we been out here?
We've started streaming, yeah. 5 hours streaming.
Damn.
Pretty good.
It's a banner.
Yeah.
Little fucking box.
I will say, there's one, you're, I never get anxious when I stream with you,
because sometimes I fail to read like the social cues,
and I don't know when another person like wants to end or not, or whatever.
But I know with you, you're down for like,
like we could go 6 hours more, and I think you'd be fine.
Fine, I'll get six more hours, I'm winning.
Yeah, I just can never tell with some people, but...
Six of you.
I'm pretty easygoing.
I'm with whatever the vibes are.
And I think I have a...
The GoPro died.
The GoPro died?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I missed it.
We were talking about if Cote of Cutie would give all her money away if she was a billionaire
and she said she would.
That was a lot of money.
Yeah.
So that's a lot of money?
And I would give them my money.
Like I feel like I've never dipped with billiards.
That's what I was saying.
You can't take out.
Billiard is alive.
What is wrong with this stupid GoPro?
I didn't watch me hit it.
I didn't watch me hit like 100 minutes.
I didn't watch me hit like 100 minutes.
I didn't watch me hit like 100 minutes.
I didn't watch me hit like 100 minutes.
I didn't watch me hit like 100 minutes.
A hundred minutes, like...
Like, like, like, like now?
Like, you really need to be more...
Yeah, I don't know. I literally, when I think about a billion, it's insane that anyone can get there.
Like, it's actually fucking crazy. Like, that makes no sense.
So, that's why I keep, like...
I want to be a billion for more than two.
Kind of a billion dollars.
If I were a billion, five dollars would be...
Not billion.
F, F, we're almost at the house.
Sorry guys, I don't know why my GoPro is shit today.
This has no green stripes.
I thought you had TPU.
What do we guess?
Sometimes I borrow it, but not today.
Not today, but the problem is the HDMI cable I guess.
That's a real problem.
Next time we do one of these, can we do the main back?
Yeah, we can do the main back next time.
Let's go.
And we can do John.
Let's go.
We can do John and the main back.
But who's the driver?
The driver's mine.
It's my driver.
Who's your driver?
Mr. T.
Mr. T.
Mr. T.
Mr. T.
He's a good driver.
What?
Oh my gosh.
That was an owl.
Yeah, there's houses, there's deers, there's coyotes.
That owl wants to watch them.
I was walking to my Uber after streaming with Adapt,
and I had to walk in the backyard.
And I had this moment where I got so scared.
I ran in the backyard.
I was like, dude, if anyone looks out their window right now,
and just sees me like sprinting in the backyard,
afraid of skin walkers.
Scary out there.
It is, it's so scary.
I was just walking, and I felt like something
was watching me, and so I just ran.
Also, you know what's crazy?
You know how they say that there's gonna be orb weavers
in the winter?
Yeah, they said, I asked a doubt, they said there was none.
There was no fucking orb weavers, there's no webs.
There was none of that, like it was all fake,
it was all propaganda.
Oh, why?
Oh, there you go again.
Hey, you freaking made it back.
Made it back to the crib.
Shouted to kill you, you just had a tasteful.
I promise you'll be good no no we're bad kind of
Yeah, sort of.
We'll be in and out, in and out, in and out.
She wants to make the TikTok check.
Yeah, I forgot.
Pull up, pull up.
I come from a land down under.
Ah, man.
We made it home, huh?
What's that?
I'm sorry.
Well, let me try to put my wife on.
Oh my, she's going to sew her ass.
Chad, are we back?
You're back.
Up.
Chill.
Hello.
What's up?
Chilling.
I come from a land on undone.
Yeah, it's just me.
It's just me in the house.
You wanna do it in my room?
Oh yeah.
Well, we can do it anywhere.
I'll be in the kitchen if you want.
It smells.
It smells like fucking shit in here.
That's awful.
Okay.
I didn't talk to her, but she was like, I was like, no AC,
why is it fucking AC?
Yeah, I think it was like an AC, something like that.
OK.
OK.
Oh, wait a minute, mine's almost leathery.
Oh, good call.
I don't even know what it is.
I think it's a staff.
OK.
But I don't think 30-year-old woman.
What did I do?
She's a predator.
What? What?
What is wrong with your child?
Okay, okay, one person.
One person.
One guy.
You can't read those chats.
She's like red, too.
And now she's with six different people.
But red is one guy.
Oh my God.
She's not a tag.
She's a surprise.
You don't like talking big talk, okay?
I'm going to talk about night and lessen.
Oh, that's really good.
You remember the play crush?
Yeah.
I was just bored during that time.
Yeah, I was.
That's all.
Okay.
You feel good?
I'm going to talk about night and lessen.
Okay.
You know what you're doing?
Yeah.
I want to talk about 9-11 and then you say remember the playing for that. I'm 21
I know that's the point and then
Yeah, I was born during that time
Okay
you got it?
Yep.
Do you want to talk about anything else?
I'm going to talk about Anna medium.
I was supposed to say no do you want to talk about anything else?
You want to talk to me about anything else?
I was going to talk about anything.
Oh, tell me.
You were going to talk to me first?
Yeah.
I was going to talk to you right now.
Yeah, I was.
It's okay, that's the best we can do.
That was awful.
You gotta do it better.
How?
You gotta like, you gotta like,
better okay okay fine okay fine also yeah what I forgot the lyrics okay okay
all right
Yeah, I was born in the United States.
Yeah, I was.
Okay, we crushed it.
That's the one.
I forgot the lyrics, man.
I forgot the lyrics.
I forgot the lyrics, bro.
That was good.
Because the lip sync is fine.
I was born during that time.
Yeah, I was.
Okay, that's good.
That's good.
Okay, I should go. I should go. What do I call it? I should go on my own tomorrow to be like, uh, to be a
She's like he's just baking or some shit
I come from a
But why y'all saying Pokemon you need to talk
What's going on?
What do you mean you can't take that?
No, no.
Are they being mean?
No.
I can never tell when you're being mean.
You gotta do it clever when you're mean.
And so I can never tell.
Hosty?
I'm trying.
I'm freaking trying.
Oh, look, I got Jake.
Nice! I'm gonna repost that. Yay! Okay, good bye now.
Alright, bye. I'm off to the studio. Good bye.
I'm off on FL, making a new song. I'm about to play games. Better do that shit.
You know how to play games? What? I'm a gamer.
Alright, bye! Bye!
Alright, Chad. Let's go to the desktop.
I'm on a piss. I need to piss back.
I come from Orlando.
Come piss with me.
Come piss with us.
Okay.
Oh
Let's go brother, let's watch me
Yes, I washed my hands after I pissed.
Why are y'all saying W-Street?
Nose, ale hands, performative, no soap?
I literally squirted the soap, y'all just didn't see it.
I failed bro.
I feel like I dehydrated.
Kevin David of Bob!
We are fucking back, baby
Only put my phone in check well, what we happen on what we happen on chat? I'm gonna
game of mode gave her a little bit let's see who wants the game now I'm down to play a
little bit of that let's see what's happening on a twitch bar so you have it on a twitch
X you see is chopped
Wouldn't they be regulated at least I mean
Phantom
It's blackness
Baby glitch pussy. So in a shit right now. I want it should go baby glitch
Classic war segment
Clicks classic on fortnight
Let's see Ray Asian boy fucking gox time to get active. Oh my gosh. It looks so fucking scary
Going to war
Archey Archey
um use of chopped ass
come on dude
some fucking chopped bro holy fucking chopped monster holy fucking forehead Jesus bro
Lace?
Bada.
Yeah, probably.
All righty.
Who the fuck said he's got a good as cock, taxes?
GG's boys.
Thank you for the good life.
Like, can I get the host before you end?
Thank you for that.
Hey, thank you for this, thank you for that.
Can I get the host?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Can I get the host sure I
Got you bro fucking go
All right boys, we're gonna raid my friend Jason since he asked if you can have it today
I
Break bread, you know, it's all about keeping it a buck
So we're just gonna share that be fucking man's bro
W man's
Honestly in return. I'll give you VIP bro
Chat so
Fucking W man's bro. Oh, fuck I just
Alls I just fucking close every single time
W fuckin legs man
W legs, what is this?
OSESX boonie
You're saying you look a little weird
So it's like, you know what I'm saying?
It's easier to talk to than I'm talking to
What the fuck happened to boonie vs bro?
Lays with the big 5th plajorators man!
Woooooooooo!
Yes, yes bro
Yes
Bro, I'm not boony boony arc
Here from the rain. Hey, bro. Appreciate appreciate the fucking raid man
Appreciate the raid
All right
All right the shades calling
Yeah, I'll be right over it right over it right over it
Why be G on Val?
All right, bro. Let's have on Val man. Wait, is YBG live?
Wait
Bro, he has a two account partner. I'm banding this fucking chat, bro
Tell me I'm banding me bro. Listen. Tell me I'm banding me tomorrow's rest day. Okay, and I'm gonna go on a walk
Okay, listen tomorrow's let what rest at you start to keep it. Jason said unbanned
Why do you have to why do you have to announce that if you're daddy like your daddy
Is this a rerun is our deal still on if you Ivan bro. Yeah, I'm down bro. Give me maybe
a hundred gifted bro, and I got you all my men account though. I'm on my main account.
Close the tab bro on accident
Bro, who's he and call with no second I guess
Oh the game is cute
dude I want to play
call me bro
I'm calling me
I got one thing to say though
it's me and it's kings one two four eight five
you play with the demons when you play with them
oh my god bro
Yo, yo, what up Swiss? What up, doc? How you doing, bro? You gonna play some Valorant, bro?
Yeah, yeah. Let me hop on again with you, bro. Alright, yeah, yeah. It's me, you, and Kings. I was running.
Yo, it can't just be me and you, dawg, Inc. I love being you. You know how I love being you,
but like it's gonna be me and you and Kings today. Bro. Bro, it's gonna, bro.
You know I fuck with Kings but it's been a while since we had some duo shit going on.
Bro you are incapable of playing with someone with lesser status bro.
What?
I just bro, don't even make it like that.
Because I wanted to be a duo thing.
Okay so you saying come to the hangout but don't bring my boyfriend?
Is that what you saying?
That's not your boyfriend.
I'm your boyfriend.
Oh, so okay, so now you would have claimed me now that you a little girlfriend broke up, right?
Now you want to start claiming me, right?
Hey, thanks for all watching fucking math, man.
You're right. You're right.
Watch your fucking math.
I thought you was already healed, bro.
My fault.
But why are you claiming me all of a sudden? You wasn't claiming me before.
Oh, I never, I never not claimed you, bro.
I had you over for a whole month and I'll treat you well.
What do you mean I didn't play me? What?
I tricked you out. What?
Okay, you got me.
Okay, you got me. You got me.
I like playing hard to get, okay?
Fucking slut.
Alright, let's get on, bro.
Damn, bro.
Man, I should just piss me off, bro.
Yo, get keys out of there, bro.
Oh, get on, bro. I'm on, bro. Join my lobby.
Bro, I was gonna sneak him in the lobby.
I was gonna sneak him in the lobby, bro.
You're my lobby. You're my lobby, bro
but
Let me talk to him. Let me talk to him. Okay. Hey, Aaron Aaron Aaron. I just got some news, bro
Bro, tell Kings you say tell you what I talk to him. Tell Kings next time. Tell Kings next time. Okay?
Yeah, he said yeah, he said next time you said fuck that
Damn
You caught it. Oh, wait. He said he wanted your fortnight tournament in 2023. I know who slept Kings is bro
He said he said he don't care about a four-night tournament. I didn't say that
Yeah.
Hey, bro, I'm just leaving, bro.
Yeah.
I know.
You're out of money, bro.
I'll leave my day with you, you guys.
You gave me a romance.
You gave me a romance.
I did, though.
I did, though.
I thought they won for you.
I did, dude.
Wait.
Why'd I say your name?
You can't kill with me.
All right, bad, bad, bad.
See, we hop on Swift Play.
Let's hop on Swift Play and find some E-girls, bro.
Like the old days.
No, no, no.
You're weird as fuck.
I'm not on that time.
Are you gonna leave?
No.
Fucking let's meet new people, bro. Why why we gotta do this shit? Why why I'm meeting new niggas is that if that's what you
Why not bro, the fuck I'm doing a bunch of dudes like eat each other's dick or something
Make friends bro. Is that bro? Do you know that's how I met you?
Okay, but I got enough friends, bro. That's how I met literally everybody, bro
No, no it was discord drags by the way. Yeah, that's the same shit
Not Valorant Swift plays bro the guys in here are fucking hyenas, bro. They're here for one thing e-girls, bro
price
Like damn, bro, I
Know I know you got a girl talking shit, but you know
But the thing is I hit you with one you hit me with one. I'm gonna take it on the team. All right
Eight inch monster
I
You
And I print mug you
Yes, I did print yeah, yeah Mike checks guy Mike checks anybody anybody get Mike's
Yeah, bro. It's a harvest over your
What'd you say?
Bank ish wait
All the group oh my god, bro. Give me out there. Are you good because I'm good, but they give me out
What the fuck? Was that a this guy's work?
What the fuck?
Fuck, he's like the guy from Split.
The fuck?
You're just kidding at the girl?
Uh, yo, brother man, uh, who was that, that girl screaming in the background?
Yeah, I heard a fucking, yo, are you, what type it is?
Uh, they are watching?
I kidding at you?
Oh!
uh so what do we do from here like do we contact the police so bro how have you been
man how how are you a mirror okay see I didn't know you can just keep going bro
I told you last time that me mirror friend. I told you last time. I told you I've never tell you
So I know so I didn't even say anything bad though. I was wait. There's something bad
But it's like what you mean? How are you in mirror? I
Mean I'm just asking fuck bro
I y'all I y'all like y'all still cool. Joe or just something yeah your friends for sure
like like strangers again no no no hot strangers and never lovers too so it's
like it's not like we where did she stay
she stayed in my house where did you stay over at Selena's house
where were you sleeping where were you lying your head
I was I was I was on the couch you were on the couch
Selena says she doesn't have a couch though
She did, she literally did, I literally said that
Nope, she gave a house to her
I literally slept on it
Fuckin' weirdo
Did she disappear her couch or something?
I don't understand
Nope, she never had a couch
Oh my God, she had a couch
I literally laid on it
Hey, why are you bringing up
Seen from fuck you
Years ago!
Did you pack your couch with you? Is that what happened?
Absolutely doesn't have a couch. So he doesn't have a couch. Do you bring a plateable couch or something?
Yeah, no, buddy
Well, gotta you put it on
Hey, hey
Go ahead Jason do it from day get the fucking orb you dumb moid
we do you know the clavicular terminology
if you want to hang out with him miami but you got another shit
uh...
cortisol
cortisol, htn, ltn
okay do you know about foids, moids?
i didn't know about foids, moids, wait
moids is a male, foids
foids is a female, moids
uh...
do you know about psls? or no? yeah i know psl and appeal
okay so do you know... so what's the rank you just go like
Chad, whatever, like how does the rankings go, like LTN, where does it fit in?
That one I need help on, I don't need help on.
Okay so, bottom of the tier? Subhuman.
That would be like the J dabs and Yu-Gi's that I heard, right?
Then there's sub three? Sub three? Give it to fucking Malik Rack, bruh.
And Yousif, and Yousif.
And Yousif, yeah, that's a good sub three.
LTN, that's sub five.
Oh my god, yeah
Then MTN, which is where you stand HTN
Chad light Chad at true Adam light Adam true Adam. That's where I would stand at that true Adam
I don't know like Adam and Eve is shit. I don't know
Adam is
Adam is where I would stand. I don't know what you're fucking talking about anymore
I
Would say that around true change. What does that mean?
Okay, wait did you say you say you're a true? I'm a true. You said
You say the C word with the slur
No, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't know we were getting slurry
No, we're doing it. Okay. I don't agree that it's Chang bruh. It's Chang
I
But isn't that a look max or who looks like you but like like actually like framework you I think so
Yes, if he I meant if you get the hundred you will be unbanned bro sure
Joseph see I know him bro
everybody on peptide oh you already hopped on it bro and you got surgery to
change your face bro I literally was comparing the two bro you used to be
chopped real life yeah because I started taking care of myself bro just
ten years of the
eating better working out
dressing better
you sold your soul for money bro and that's how you bought surgery bro
and you got you got fucking bbl ads too
i don't have ads but i started taking showers and i just started taking care of myself
you aren't taking showers anymore?
round for the switch
Bro, you know I didn't like bro you played a way out with me and then you played it again with another nigga, bro
Why did you do that? What do you mean? It's a good game, bro
Yeah, you said it and like I'm sure you was like acted like you didn't know what was happening with him
I haven't played it in years, but you'll never forget you never forget your body will never forget what we did
Even though your mind might bro
I
Won't be one time baby. It's what I do. It's what I live for
Shit
I
They sound like easier to kill
The boy too man, damn deadlock old bro, you gotta kill him, bro
You want to win?
This is mid split play lobbies, bro. No one has a fucking mic. Oh, no, I'll tell you why it's a mid split play lobby
There's no e-girls, bro. Are you fucking done, bro? No one is talking. No one is talking
So there's no e-girls
dude what happened to you bro putting me what happened to me well happening you
bro like this is who on the inside you're just giving it another week and
another week you finally said but let's do hands at the end of next month bro
you said I had to give it time so they don't cancel me on Twitter oh but I do
watch what we're supposed to leak that right no one I haven't succeeded you
in so longer so you're so weird bro so weird yeah look at him gap making me the
bad guy bro you're actually weird bro I'm not on that time I brought 26 it's
2026 man I'm back. I got it. My god, bro
Fucking slut, bro
Yeah, you know we both negative in a swift play lobby, right? Yeah, I know
Oh damn bro. Yo jab and go to the gym, bro. I don't give a fuck, man. Dude, I thought you
were gonna be proud of me. You're gonna be tips. Come on, man. Fucking piece of shit.
Treat me like one of your fucking FaZe, boyfriend. All right. FaZe, bro. You picked
Favors, bro. You're not face breath. Yeah, no face
The five-star like the old days, bro, Anakin and catternado
Yeah, yeah, try to get catternado in the lobby, bro. I can get catternado in this lobby
You can't bro. So you think I don't hate you bro. No, I don't but but
She hates Nas bro, and now is it okay?
Frisbee Nas bro, so she doesn't want to get associated with that which I understand her because he cheated on her
No, yeah, that's a base. He can sue you for that. You're not alright. There's no evidence of cheating
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. There's no evidence. No evidence. So you think so cat just basically lied on Nas's name
but then why would she if I got cheated on I'm dropping receipts fuck this bum
ass nigga bruh you want to see that he cheated on me here this is a girl he
cheated on me with so so so you think she just lied that's kind of crazy if
she did now she wait she said he's a cheater I'm not like she's treated that
he's a cheater she could have lied but maybe not
I'm such a fucking rice cell, dude.
Wow, that's a good one, bro.
The thing is, yeah, put down your race like that in front of Clive, bro.
He's gonna love it.
Like, Jesus, probably.
What do you mean you're a rice cell?
Oh my God, bro.
I can't just make a living.
Have you ever been woke before, bro?
Oh my God, bro.
You don't know it's a woke era, right?
You didn't know that.
Oh my God, bro.
You're such a weirdo.
It's a woke era, bro.
We're just woke now.
Yo, I hate you, bro.
You're such a weirdo.
You're such a weirdo.
You're such a weirdo.
You're such a weirdo.
It's a woke era, bro.
we're both down you didn't know that now you're right bro I'm a right wing
fucking ask me coach like her bro
fuck those are right man
never wrong just early some burglary quote you know all right
cannot fucking
Hey, go ahead big man. Go ahead man. It's a good job, buddy. I got your back
Dead, bro. Dead, dead, dead. Let's go roll out Jay. Roll out Jay
CTJ roll out Jay
Roll out Jay
are you gonna move? he's dead 6x6 in the head
come on man nice dayson
nice dayson
I'm on that fucking game I'm gaming
nice dayson
there you go
that's what I do
that's what's all around in the slip play lobby bro
let's go
let's fucking go dude
guys let's get some comms going guys we can win this
oh yeah
come on bro
how are you gonna play slip play
no no
talk man
can we talk
are you guys here for the e-girls be honest
now I'm here for the drinks
what?
he's dead
oh he's so bad at being bad at this game
you should bruh
yeah he should
you're pretty fucking bad
I don't play these two
it's embarrassing bruh
like you have to be LCN but it might be time to reincarnate max bruh on a real net
I don't really play siege
I'm gonna kill you.
What are you fucking?
I'm gonna kill you.
Oh good move.
Good move.
Where do you sit?
We won't now.
A little bit of goop.
Way trigger discipline.
literally a little bit of goop wait you they saw you bro your quarters all
Speaking out your ALT and a best bro subhuman sub three psl one
See that's how you deconstruct somebody bro. Hey, you get voice band, bro. I don't want to get being bro
Well, you get voice bands so easily in this game, but it's gonna be actually
Say you can't say retard you say retard in voice cut you get banned
I mean, I want to play and then we got a five-second. Oh my god. I'm I'm about to get I'm gonna get hand again Katerina
What?
Why do you gotta get girls man?
Let's play with 5 niggas bro!
Let's run it dude!
What's wrong with that dude?
Let's do it!
What's wrong with that?
You're right!
You're right!
What's wrong with that dude?
Let's run 5 dudes bro!
What's wrong with that bro?
No no no let's do it!
I'll get Kings, I'll get Rachel Curly and I'll get Killer.
We need 5 right?
Oh but now it's fucked up right?
No let's get a bro!
Women's Month, okay
You're a goat whoever said that you're a goat
That's all about women's month. Okay, celebrate some women then if it's women's month
Yo, can we get a mic check going on my check my check
but
Yeah, it's no girls in this lobby, right?
Might as well dodge for you and me too.
Yeah, dodge, dodge, dodge.
I'll see if she wants to play.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
See if Sian wants to play.
Oh, my God, bro.
Yo, what a five stack with JTW.
Are you dead ass though?
Are you dead ass?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's ask Caternado, Alinity too bro.
I need to ask Alinity.
Do you have Salinity for me?
I don't have her number bro.
This is kind of a cool skin.
I'm getting my money ready bro. Yeah, yeah
Vct knife I
Love your gay little banner, bro
Well gay little banner don't call that shit gay, but even if it was gay even if it was gay
It's not even gay. It's just cute roll. I was jet, but it's being gay not cute
No, you be cute and be straight
You think BQ to be straight
And you be cute in gay and cute and straight
It's Kawaii bro, it's cute. Let's see. Maybe I got other banners though. Let's see my PC
Oh, I got it in the second leg. Oh, I got it in the second leg. Oh, I got it in here in Orlando
Look at it on Orlando, bro. I don't I don't like
I'm
Let's run some day
Go
Yeah, right. Let's watch that with some niggas, bro. Let's watch that was a neighbor. Wait, what was your play, bro?
Yeah, what was the play on the first episode niggas? All right. Let's run it, bro
Wait, you want to go on wheels for a little bit while the Q-Pops, it's going to take a while.
Just all tablets go on wheels.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Come on.
You doing like that? You doing like that?
Okay
But you won't let the big the fucking younger kids play bro
Oh my god, he took my shit
Play neon you've never been one for neon bro. Yeah, can we get a mic check on yo?
Yo yo, Mike check out yo.
What's up man, what's up bro?
Yo what's up bro.
Anyone else got a mic? Leon? Jamal Murray?
Did you just open mic?
What?
Yo yo yo.
What?
Yo, I know.
Wait, is this a Swiftplan, Meticule Comp?
I
Don't sound like your mom Murray, bro your mom Murray
Oh, Jay, I've been going to the gym bro, bro, I hit the matter daddy brother. She was crazy. It's a matter daddy
Now let's see what you
I did it!
You're a bot!
You're a bot! I just went viral!
Wait, Jason?
I just went viral!
I just fucking got taste in the weed!
I'm gonna go viral.
Jamal Murray.
Yo, yo.
Wait, that taste in the weed?
I thought it was you, my life.
I don't know you.
You're that brother here? Why you on Val?
I'm not on that
Well, you remember your mom Murray get a head video yo, you and Lacey's fat ass
I think you just called me daddy, bro. I'm not gonna just move past that
What ah, who's next to me that's all I didn't call you daddy
Today, so what's the matter daddy?
you baited me he's right that's your right weapon he's right that's your
right right right right oh my god you're bro bro was that me or was that
unlucky is that me or was that unlucky shit was that me or was that unlucky
shit oh it that me or was that unlucky we have the same on a kill spot
What's a matter daddy?
Wait, can you buy me a up daddy?
What's a up daddy?
Well, you said what's up daddy? No, what's up with you?
Yeah, that one cuz you said what's a up daddy and you were obviously falling for it on purpose
You look you'd lamified it, but it's okay
That's the second time he's done that but like strike one
Are you fuck yo dad now you are you?
No, I had a one of a team man guys the mic usage. It's getting extreme seriously
Hide
Let him know who you are YBG
Let him know who you are
Why is he playing her though?
I
You're right
Close come here. No, I'm the time a guy. I mean a celebrity bro
I actually I don't know him bro, and then he's got to come cool for not fanning out and we come besties
Come on. Actually Jason. Oh, I
Like that like you act like you don't
Celebrity of them they'd like think you're cool
She left I
Hit him 130
Go get him Jason son get him bro get them
What are you doing watch in my
Whoa, whoa, what the fuck are you doing?
retard
What the fuck is that a girl?
Are you dead like that? I'm a million. Yeah, are you dense?
Oh my god, I'm with dude, I'm with!
You're fucking embarrassing, dude.
I wish, bro.
You said, watch.
I'm with, so bad.
Talk to him, respect me.
Oh, the killer just said he wanted to fire us today.
He said J, though.
Can he call you J?
Bro, I want to play with fucking killer, man.
I think it is.
I
Know
Yo, I just
Tree
So you only play with like partner streamers and shit, you don't play with no like little dogs
That's not true.
Yeah, so you name a little bit of them.
Okay.
Holy shit.
I'm about to play with whoever, whoever, bro.
Alright, I'll get a Kings, Ray, Killer, and a Fawcett.
We'll run it, yeah.
Like, bro.
Alright, fuck it.
I'll get people you know, bro.
Jada fucking guy what and drew
No, do you want to like torture my chat? Oh, what do you mean tort?
Or sir your chat
Oh
Oh Jason, let me tie I'm dead
My god
Lightning to flank that sets a little soy fucking rage there. What happened to you bro?
Later on your fucking little soy little cupcake
What the fuck
We know why I feel like you wasn't sucking on Lacey's little shit when you were out
You suck on the same thing. Did it? No, I was suckin the same thing, but that was you okay Ron face fuck you, bro
I'm in face fuck me. Are you crazy face fuck you, bro?
Actually face fuck me
Bombs a name
Okay, bro
Oh my God.
One bullet, one kill.
Oh my God.
YBG, come on, bro.
Fuck, he's crossing.
I was doing that head-high, dude.
Dude, I'm bonfire.
This is embarrassing.
Let's win, y'all.
like I just think of those e-girls like 67 yeah like that was a good one
that was that was an actual holy but they shouldn't fucking that was a fucking good
Yeah, that was a good one. You got a clean champ for him. That was actually good
I'm one
Surprise no one flank
I'm the fucking bash man.
I'm the fucking bash, bro.
Alright, bro, this is good one-mubs, bro.
This is good one-mubs, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
We're gonna go crazy, bro.
I'm already getting the stack together, bro.
I'm already getting the stack together, bro.
Is he playing?
Is he playing?
I can't just let you go.
You'll always...
Wait, why are you stop playing?
So I love that song, bro.
It's your song, Bob.
I'm supporting you.
It's a good song.
I don't know that.
You're awesome.
I'm really good.
get him, get him Jay, Jay, this Bandle's down at A
that's on his head, that's on his head!
a fry!
you know you're void raising at a fucking split-flame right?
that's why I said raise your puttas all
control it!
alright, it's okay bro, we can't lose it
It's too loud sir come on bro. He knows ball. He knows
That shit was kinda hard
Tell me that shit isn't hard bro
Tell me that shit isn't hard
Turn it on turn it on
I'm gonna activate my keep going keep going
I literally was about to act of me. Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't have a
You know
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, bro like bro. You're so
I'm not a lot you just threw me a lot of breath
You didn't do me a lot brother green green
Oh
My god, okay, bro. She got flown out by rampage dog. Nah, you gotta chill bro. I got a second
damn bro nice thanks bro
it's Wendy bro it's Wendy you said what were you on bro
well I can get guapo on yeah okay but it is women's month cuz remember that
I mean just you made you mr. Man, bro. You mr. Man
You miss to make it happen, bro. So you wanted to make the lobby really up there
Get John going
But is it men's month though, I thought men's month is every month bro compare it
No, according to according to most men
According to the misogynist
That's what doesn't exist dude
Okay, but like like bro women have this one month dedicated them and we can't just give them that
Geez oh shit just responded
Okay, okay, we'll do it your way bro. Let's do let's see. Let's get a bunch of guys, bro. Get a bunch of guys
I
Fuck is guapo on wrong mother Rattles for the game is terrible
One of out yeah after this game we can see he said after this never mind your boss man called me bro
That's crazy
I
What happened to us we used to be able to get the five stack immediately
Hey, bro, you're right, bro. You're right. Let's look at the Valentine
Okay, keep looking though
Hey, we could play with Bruce but you gotta ask
Probably one-fifth of the weight of his intro so we're not gonna be getting there in a while
I could let you know I could always get King's Gek and Aiden
Always get that X you see would play
count of endangering children you gotta ask that you gotta ask I can't ask bro
wait what rank are you there's no way I'm the one we'll break him on I'm diamond
one wait you have another account brother duo bro okay okay okay I'm gonna
count thanks bro I hate going from we'll rank are you know I'm like
Plattish my cash, okay, but like maybe them gold bro fuck see by the way
This is an account. I made that I'm about to hop on bro. John is a little true bro. It's no chef. Yeah, I'm gonna eat her
I'm not having on someone else's account is my account
Yeah
Yeah
It was me dang mean wait are you Jonathan?
I'm fat folks
I'm going from love is to strangers
Again, I wish it goes let's catch you
Hey
Y'all want to get a foxtack
Bro AJ
Yeah, bro, this dude is myth
He's taking a while, bro. I
Should have blinked. Oh, this account needs to be verified. I don't have a mother
John bro John we don't have a five-stack
Talk to five-stack, but it's funny talk to five-stack
No, it's accounting to be verified
I
Wait
What is this, bro?
Yo, what up, Fawcete?
I'm in the same city as you, gang.
Why would you say this?
Let's run some, man.
That's a good shot!
That's a good shot!
Bro, she's still hurting over mine.
That's why she said that.
Stop laughing so much.
Stop laughing so much.
Oh, yeah!
What is he like?
Ew!
stop laughing so much
actual crumb
laughing so much bro
not a bad shot bro
not every shot's gonna go in
Where is she?
That is crazy, man
Wait, what's your name on a ballerina? I gotta add to you
Let me see if this shit going out or not
You said what's your name on ballerina?
Jason NMS
Hashtag 696
Love versus changes again
Who are you mo mome?
No, no, I'm I think I'm brave it. Yeah, I'm very rare. Why try it again
Well, I gotta be certain my game bro. Hold on one second
Do you want to talk to anything else I'm gonna talk about that 11. Oh
Tell me you remember the plane crash
yeah i was in born during that time
yeah going up bro
she going up going up on a tuesday
let's see what's on my for you
I guess you're getting another girlfriend
I'm not a zen anymore. I took my wife's name. It's where she's going right now.
But sure, count me in on all the fun.
yeah what's your username so what what's your username right right did you have
me yeah I think so is it Jason and it's right it's right it's right it's right
I don't see it. Yeah
That's
Bruce just fucking had to me bear wait, I see on God ray hashtag sassy. Yeah
right mobile verification that's easy no Guapo ready my should we get a
faucet we get a faucet all right wait hook what we'll get on I can get John in
here and then one more kings
Oh
Oh, bro
60
So I was I every
I
But it's also like the coolest thing
thing to be able to meet somebody that you know maybe from an entirely different area as you you cross paths for
30 seconds and then you never see each other again. You're probably never going to think about each other again. I
have memories of this one guy I interacted with at a TSA security line in an airport. I can't even remember his face.
I can't remember what race he was. I can't remember anything about him.
I know he was a guy and I know we talked about video games.
Me as an Asher
Bro, yeah, it's not even live
J1 J1 I'm playing at this hour, bro. He's a
Bro Wapo is literally on fucking Marvel Rivals
Oh
Dude can you just verify bro? Yeah, yeah, River says he's verifying. Oh nice
Do do do do
minutes
But I'm verifying she's crazy. Yeah, this shit looks like fucking
Fucking the deadlock
Punch
Oh
Imagine a world without you
American girls I'd like to
be a part of the world around you
And like, it's fucked, but like all the guys get picked and then all the girls get picked
I was the last guy to get picked
Every time
Damn, Drew
Like for years really lonely
You think that's home, bro?
Even in India, bro.
You want a tripod, bro?
Okay.
Oh, man, I got you, bro!
Nah, I don't got that, bro.
Come on.
Come on, now.
Come on, now, bro.
You fair.
I'll run you run.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'll run you run.
Alright.
Okay, see you.
Oh, that's not me.
I think you can put up a knot.
I don't know, like, the reaction, you got, but...
Yeah.
Oh, it's an A, sorry.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah!
Holy shit, man.
Bro, we're raising all cats to be fucking cats.
Yeah! That is crazy!
Yeah, how the fuck?
I think we're gonna get very successful for sure.
This is the last shirt!
Hey, he's lit though.
Oh my thing is I hold all my fat right here,
cause I used to be fat.
How, when you say fat, like how fat we're in?
Like I was too...
Can you be a normal 18 year old at times?
It's hard to ask why.
But in the end, I don't want to be in a channel.
He just wants to be a normal kid, bro.
He's literally only 18, bro.
Oh, man, you have to...
I feel like if you just like drill this in your head people are really gonna be really hearing this bro
But you literally live once and I know
You'll hear for the first time. It's like all like you just talking about a Drake song living once there's a model
No, like bro that song really is speaking shit like Drake deadass is ahead of his time
Like that deadass is speaking volumes like bro. You literally live once if you think about it
Whatever age you are right now, okay, bro, just add on 30 years plus me 30 right now
30 years
But for a low key isn't without fast time is going 30 is now obviously six bro 60 years old
This probably gonna be flying cars
I'm just probably I'm probably not even gonna be able to keep up with that type of stuff
God the point is is that bro?
I'm gonna be like I could spread out man. One thing I was scared about was being that type of nigga 45 plus or
Bruh please make it dog
look at that dog oh
for that holy shit the game yo YBG oh are we playing yeah I'm gonna get on
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Okay, so look, how did you learn how to rap like that?
Like, you know, you can't do it
She had a dream about King Bond
You had a dream about King Bond
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And then she taught us how to rap
And he taught her inside her dream of how to rap
What?
Holy fuck, King Bond is inside of her, bro
I'm going to put this in a little Chinese girl like she said come on.
That is dirty today sir.
Uh huh.
You a nut your sensei?
See that?
I'm here to tell you I'm a very disliked person.
What the fuck is that to you Westman?
Oh poor.
If I try to read it.
Huh.
Really?
Yeah.
What?
Why not?
He's just trying to vibe, bro
He's just trying to vibe, man
Why not?
Yeah, what why not watching a Kai funny moments until he's actually funny
You
People watch this shit bro. Just sit on my hand on my car, bro. Come on, bro
Oh my he's literally only 17. Oh my fuck
All my fuck I lost control of the car
I play it the chicken
I'm dead you killed me I'm dead now
Bitch I'm a ghost yeah, I could go on the days and days that I do the most wait
Yo, we was real I've had out this and it's so hard back in the day
What's this?
I'm ready, bro.
Spot the teacher?
Spot the teacher?
What?
Where's the teacher?
Which one's the teacher?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
That's the teacher right there. That's the teacher right there
It's gotta be the teacher or this girl or woman
Why are y'all saying wow? Why are y'all saying wow?
How is that racist she looks she looks older
I
Go on like Omega on Twitter like
Really, right? And as soon as he hears the girl told me that oh, I knew you were okay. No, I can't
What you say your friend request your friend request is too full okay, okay, okay, I mean yeah, the nice in front of us
I did a client everybody
No, yeah, what is what was that? What's your user this guy's cuz this guy's toast, I mean
Okay.
I'm winning.
Fucking Danish, bro. Stop adding me.
Let me know when you're adding me. Oh, I just declined your one accident.
Go again. Yeah, I do, but yeah.
I got it. Let's go bro.
I used to find that.
Alright, finally. Let's go. Fuck, man.
Finally, Jesus.
Let's fucking finally play, man.
Nice! Alright, what server should we play? Should we play every server or what?
Yes, play every server, bro.
Fuck it.
Alright, bro. Are you ready to play some competitive? Let's get going, bro!
I'm ready to fucking game.
Let's go, bro.
God lays, lays his chop, bro.
Lays, lays, you want to play?
Well, we gotta play, bro.
Bro, we get John lays in the hoop.
Are we five seconds?
He hosted you, bro.
He'll get lays in his biatch.
Guapo, bro.
Hold on, I gotta wait.
Bro, he's still in this fucking deadlock game.
yes it's my one brah I'm looking out for a way I'm looking out for a way I'm not
right only if you want me I respect to do it ladies bro you know I always want
you man you know I want you next game place if you're still on ladies bro you
know me we locked in right you know we locked you I'm probably gonna play on
Please
Hmm
But yeah
I play here man, I think I got a sky fuck
Let's play some fucking music shall we?
Hey, hey, I'm all- I'm all-
good team I don't like the attitude bro can we get a cook mic check one two
three mic check what it do yeah he's cool to pull to any more energy from
you okay it's win bro got you about crispy disguised toast in the via yeah
bro hi but you hear me again I needed you again that's why oh okay okay okay
but oh my god you guys don't got mics wait I don't think you're playing I
I don't think you're talking again, I didn't mean to go on this count.
Oh, you can't hear me again?
Nah, I don't think so.
Fuck.
Holy fucking shit, dude, I-I-I-I-I-I this chat is moving fucking fast, dude, holy shit, dude.
Oh my god, bro, you're back.
Yeah, I said you're back.
Don't hide the devil inside you
All right, what are we thinking make sure you get your mic settings right bro
I
Think we push a here y'all we get a quick a push. I'm a double satchel up to
and uh uh upstairs and we go bro. No we're not. We're not. We're not. Let's go be.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, voice changer? Did he get
a voice? Did he get a voice changer? Guys, guys, guys, wait, wait, you said what? Yo,
yo, yo, yo. What's that? What you, bro? Oh no, no, Kings is in my room. What'd
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
Play it slow.
Close, close, close.
That's what I'm talking about.
Good cops.
Come on, me and you, Jett!
Oh my god, I'm a fucking demon, bro.
Got him.
Where's last wait, when do you get super powers?
Hey, yeah, we'll go with you all this time you get a 4k on a pistol round. Wait, did you play this game off in a sure now?
Yeah, are you this guy?
As of late. Yeah
Wait, I'm back a few is are you not this guy still?
Oh
Wait, why did you say you do what?
He a big fan
Fucking dork bro. I like it. Oh my god
I was like, bro, do you know?
I
Fucking
Bro, Jay, I kind of made you when I want your phone
Fucking dickhead fuck you
Sorry, bro next time bro next time
Yo, can you leave her alone bro? Like seriously?
Wait, what is that I've never heard of cheesecake tacos. They're the fucking best
I'll fuck with cheese cake tacos
You said it when you were like, well are they like can you describe oh you're lost in the risen department
I'm not trying to raise bro. You're lost in that department
She should something I'm sorry
Hi, she can't, I can't bro. I can't
That's Lay's voice changer. No is lie. Oh my god
One enemy remaining hold on crispy
Let's do some team building where y'all from yeah
Yeah, you're doing team building. I live in LA right now. What about y'all?
Currently in Orlando, Florida. Alright, let's get let's let's let some other people talk
Okay
You buy me
Yeah, fuck the team building shit
Yes, I come. Come on man. I'm lucky. Nice. Plenty of bots, bro.
Ah! Heaven, man.
Nice. Nice. Freaking round, guys. Fist bumps all around. Give me a fist bump. I'm fist
raise and jet I've been something raised in jet guys and out to your fist don't
think you can be the hero five days that it's fucking back bro you're actually
the goat bro I knew you'd come back bro by the way do you guys know Jason
This is Jason the weaned millionaire
That a great guy by the way guys
You're not a great guy
What do you like don't flash man? I can't call you a great guy bro. She's
No, no, no, no, how is no one blind? Oh, wow. Come on. I'm better skydiving. Yeah.
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Your ass.
That's all I wished on the woman that you're like, it is your fault, bro. It's all it's
It's alright. It's alright. No, I also lift
Honestly, it's all right. Hey, let's go. I got old
Let's uh, let's go
I'm gonna double satchel old ten
I bet
All right, yeah, I need you to dash in with me, okay
You bad bad man
Yeah, let go bro.
I knew you'd come back bro.
Go bro, you're to go.
Oh my god, I fucked up.
You are a bar.
You are a bar.
Let's go this guy's toast is it the road this guy's toast
This is
All right, wait
Hey, nice job, bro, 4k.
Hey, nice job, everybody.
Hey, especially you, Jet.
OK, I only have like 7k.
Yeah, you're already muted, bro.
Like, yeah.
Am I?
Yeah.
Come on.
No, no, no, Jay, so am I realized?
Am I realized?
My mic wasn't on for most of this.
None of my mic wasn't on for most of this, bro.
OK, OK, repeat it, bro.
So now my mic is on.
Now my mic is on.
Hey, do you guys know this is Jay's the wean?
Jay's the best?
He's a very famous streamer.
Don't know if you guys knew that.
Oh, my.
I don't know who that is.
You don't know who Jason the weenie
Wait
My god
It's like that the girl doesn't care that he's like a celebrity and they fall in love because she doesn't care and he she treats
Okay, okay, okay
That's a trade ugly
One enemy remaining.
Damn, this guy's toast, you're kinda good, bro.
Thank you, baby boo.
Let's get hugs all around, guys.
Ah, what do y'all watch, streamers or no?
Yeah
What yeah, what stringers you be watching bro a lot of tans recently
Timber Timber, let's give other people a chance to talk to you by me by me
You talk about me
I'm gonna die, bro. I know I know tons like tens but
All eyes on me oh shit
All eyes on me. How you come up with that word bro. You had to say it twice
Oh
Jamie he's like really good with the Marshall. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think we'll have one time
Well, he's chopped yo
Oh
Just in case guys were wondering I am YBG. Yeah, that's YBG
If you can get so around like our rank hold yeah, that's cute
guys wait wait to sit there okay trust me
trust I can't sit oh fucks guy oh just wait on me I'm gonna get this trade
Yeah, I'm waiting.
You're so cucked, bro.
I'm cucked.
You are cucked!
I'm cucked!
If they didn't skyrocket.
Wait, wait, wait!
What did you say?
Come on, that was a good flanking.
Skyrocketed.
They need to play!
Like, they didn't know you were there.
You're just walking.
Yeah, but my whole team, hey, I can't, I can't.
I gotta commit with my team.
Don't yell at her.
Oh, you see they were waiting for you. You gotta go back and listen listen listen listen listen listen. I'm
Did you just say
We had to do the gear five left. You know what that yeah, yeah, don't you hold your belly? Yeah
Deep
Sky I need a heel
What's the magic words?
my man need a heal!
imagine bro imagine you recreated my man need a heal bro imagine how viral you would go
Oh
Yeah! Yeah, I just know!
You actually gotta stop, bro!
You actually gotta stop!
You and the asses are doing DONE IT!
You gotta get everything!
Why you get everything?!
Bro, cause you back in pubs!
Oh...
Bro, I can't lose that dude.
Come on, bro.
I'm gonna kill you.
I can't, bro.
I can't.
Kill me, bro.
No, I ever say to kill you ever say that your life is worth too much
No, please
Yo, go be go be go be a full
I'm out of dogs for you man.
Close up, close up, close up.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You are record.
You are ass.
Dude.
Guys, watch flank.
Guys, watch flank.
Watch flank.
Watch flank guys watch flank
Nice job team like there we go bro. I think we're trying I jail this team
Go ahead go ahead big bro. I listen y'all let's do a I think I think rays and jet are complimentary agents
So you guys should play together more
Maybe you guys go double go mid the rest of us. Oh, maybe sort of lurk at pay. What do you guys think?
All right, let's just find man Russia. I agree. I agree. Oh my god, bro, right?
Like someone by me
I'm all take I'm all think
We're bugger really old
Can you kill that fucking seeds you donut honey for heaven
You know they're gonna come from there, bro, you know they're gonna come to CT are you gonna let omen kill them before you
Better bro get some kills
You guys are a duo, just like I said it, bro.
Just like I said it, bro.
Yeah, bro, come on, man.
Hey, man.
You know, Ollie's got to call me out.
What are you all doing for the big day tomorrow?
What's the big day tomorrow?
You don't know what's happening tomorrow?
No, I haven't.
I've been checking the newspaper,
but I don't see anything in it.
What could that be?
It's National Women's Day.
Well, I'll be a man who celebrates National Women's
Day.
You're one of the good ones.
Thanks, bro.
I guess you're just too big of a slobber now, bro.
That's not jumping in.
Does that mean I cannot show up to work?
Yeah.
You deserve a day off.
That mean two, me too, me too.
In fact, let's all just hang out,
just for not going to work.
Oh, god.
Go get your guys in for free.
Hold on!
No!
My voice is in the ass state!
All right, babe.
Yeah, I think yeah, can we get calm that it's on a
Okay, I hear it
Oh
But everyone's one I said, I said 76 76 when it
But you're gonna run in the smoke. Yeah. Oh
Good shit job, ladies
Don't get down.
No, but I'm sure he thinks Owen doesn't stick that, right?
Nah, he had no idea.
We're having a good time here, man. We're having a good time.
Oh, now what would that be?
See, not gonna translate or no?
Ahem.
Oh!
Get in there!
What?
Fuck, bro.
Good shit, yo.
I actually do donuts.
So what about you, Razor?
I'm an Asian because they call me Chino in high school.
What does Chino mean?
I mean they used to call me a stringed vener because I was a stringer.
That's not cool.
I know it's not cool.
you cool though I mean I'm Hispanic so
shout out to this baby I was like what the fuck you know that's not cool I was
called on type of shit too yeah they used to tell me case the mono oh that
means you know I'm baited for you to
Good smoke.
I wear-
Jack, are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my god.
No, no fucking wonder they was-
Am I-
Stop playing with pigeons and shoot your gun, bro!
Haha, I saw that one from Brock.
Haha, kill him, mate.
Hey, we're doing pretty fucking good y'all are you washed like why is she not in love with you to talk about Queen
What happened? I thought you had aura now
They're not even talking to you. I'm really just having fun on the game, bro. Okay, I see you
You know the sprinkling this many questions in last game
Yes, what but was our first calm game comp is more more talkative
Right.
Green green chicken.
How long have you been playing Valorant this one?
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, you got that?
Oh, what?
You like that?
I didn't.
I said that to you, weirdo.
I didn't get it over my mic.
Stop being weird.
She did like that shit though.
I'm waiting for smoke, I'm waiting for smoke.
Two mid-race.
That's your site bro, pressure site so they rotate.
They're going mid, two mid, two mid, two mid, two mid.
Yo, Jay, okay, let's make this target priority.
Target priority
So it's confusing me. I'm not too mean I said I said too mean I understand I'm fucking getting trapped
Okay, it was one guy
If you isolate sites that you win bro, oh my god, bro
Okay, bro, let's take over men bro. You want to take over men?
I'm gonna hold.
Get that latest um Dr. Donut or Dr. Peanut.
What burnt peanut raid?
I don't know bro.
I fucked up my set to three times bro.
I shoulda set up.
Oh bro.
I bet I'll let you have all these kills bro.
I'm coming.
Stop playing games.
No, no, no, don't one of them.
Don't one of them.
That doesn't matter.
What is that?
What is that?
You missed this.
It's fine.
Ah!
What the fuck?
Hold on, bro.
bro we might be that duo come on bro you such a lot that you can do that dude
where's the dynamic duo man now I think it's you and said always got you with a
log don't ever say do nothing you gotta live I'll go fuck bro always got you
with that love bro watch this y'all
I
Get them bro get them. Oh, I'm fucking me for you. I'm gonna run across. I'm gonna run across bro
Watch this
Yes, I got you oh, I got you
Wait, why would you insult and now wait for me to cross nice
I got your trailer
If you want a five-stack after open the dead we can run it bro. I got it out. I think
One more for real my my rank bro. Yeah, I'm gonna add the omen the jet real quick
Oh
What only piss
How about you get those girls for Guapo get those words for Guapo? Oh
Fact fact fact fact fact you're right get those two girls for Guapo
We'll have Guapo be the last one and then Guapo can do whatever he want. He could risk that you can do
It's easy to climb out of this bro
I
Had a piece I'll be back. Okay, okay. Oh my gosh. Yeah, oh my god
Hello
Yo, I can't hear you.
I needed a discord bruh
Like bro, I was trying my best to get them bro and they blocked me bruh. It's like bro. Why did they block me bro?
it's like
Really, bro, I had to get blocked
All right
I'd
Get lays
Well, I wanted to get some girls, but isn't it just feeling Rizzy, bro?
It's a rubber. What's that? I can't open my fucking this cool. Oh my god, bro. My kids. Yeah, what's good, bro?
Yo day, bro
What happened?
What happened? Yo, yo, yo, what's up, man?
Oh, yo, yo, yo, okay, I'm in the car.
Bro, they didn't add me, they didn't add me.
Oh, the girls?
No.
Yeah
Where
No, yo bro J those two girls blocked me, bro
Wait, were they did you know did you get their instagrams at least yes, bro? Yes, well bad
Oh
Both the PSL 10 bro both the PSL 10 PSL 10 PSL 10 bro
He got off bro
She got a lot to me bro. You want me do you want me to get on an all I have a all that's lower rank. Yeah
Wait we get lays and job instead yeah
I'm down for that too.
But like, at a certain point, who are we even showing out for?
You know what I mean?
Like, yo, what do you know?
We're not about to get a hero.
That's a genuine, that's a genuine battle thing to say.
You want to just have two slots open so we can maybe get a hero.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
As a professional, swift play, maximum duo.
If you're going to, if you're going to trio,
Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right about it, bro
A solo queue swift play is the best
Four spots four spots
Girls
Bro, if you duo you're with your man's you could run a two man, but it's less chances for girls
Three Q then it's getting pretty gay, bro. You got chances of
Bro, AJ this thing. It wasn't played with five niggas to be in the chair
Somebody's gonna have to be in the chair dead ass. It's gonna be bad
I'm down for five stack, but we're gonna have to then it's gonna be come with five bigas five dicks
If we're trying to listen bro. Can I get some girls, bro?
It's gonna have to be three three's not ideal twos up twos optimal ones are optimal list
Okay, hold on let me go AJ if you have if you have two dudes in the lobby with you
right or four dudes in the lobby with you nice your user bro if you have two
girls in the lobby you're dropping 30 minimum brother brother if I got girls in
my lobby it's fucking raps why are we painting
you I bro I just for AJ okay it's for AJ bro were they actually that bad the
girls last game bro they're literally just fucking voices I'm gonna know I'm
gonna be honest bro it's it's tough bro it's tough to get like cuz I don't have
a good e-boy voice out of the three of us three of us of YBG you might have the
best boys like what hold on yo I get a choir dead ass
Oh
Yo, lock it in race. All right, sure. I'm a swarm of picking say
No, I got this
User might cuz you can't be weird this how you get the Caesar Mike ready
Oh my god, bro.
Wait, Shorma, how did you do that?
What the fuck?
Fuckin' thing you got.
What?
Go ahead.
Shorma?
She doesn't want to talk, she's scared of you, bro.
Listen.
What's that guy?
That's a dude.
Is that a dude?
Oh, fuck.
OK, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go.
Wait, wait, Brilum.
Have you seen the new tech with Raze?
You can do a matter, Daddy, now.
I
Watch this way raise. What do you want to play or like green room? Well, what are you gonna play?
I'm already locked
I'm dodging, bro.
I'm dodging.
Wait, do I dodge here?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is the method, this is the method.
This is the method.
The enemy chop, plenty, and the enemy team.
Then we add the N.I.
Got the method.
You are a genius.
We're up.
So everyone here could be raised,
because look at their tag foxy.
That's kind of girlish.
That's the only thing.
I only think about it.
The only thing that shows up here
on the other team yeah that's only yeah I told you honest whoever's host Jason
you're you're wrong you got to put your region to California because that's
That's Christ.
Yo bro, that's the dishes that you're actually like, fucked, bro.
I can't even get a bite, dude.
He has, he has, he has, he has meta vision, bro.
What?
You're not even having eyes.
You're doing tech, man.
You don't have his eyes.
You fell hard, dude.
You have his eyes.
Most girls are Cali-
Yo, y'all got a mice or not?
Breedlumis Swarma?
Oh, you do.
I heard Swarma, but I don't know if Breedlumis-
You sound, I think the beta series better!
Wait, wait, bring him, bring him, uh, take this. Wait, you got a mic? Can you...nade for me?
Oh, my ping's spiking bad.
Sit the fuck down.
Where'd you go?
You think?
He spawned.
What?
Oh, shit.
Fuck!
Hold on, what are you gonna do?
Why don't we check their skins on the other guys?
What is that?
What is that chat, bro?
Bro! Hey! Listen, it's time to get unethical, bro.
Alright? Being ethical hasn't worked out for us.
Come on shall we
Bro raise good low TV a girl still I mean that's why I tell you what a party with the demons listen AJ
Stop stop 20 bro dot 15 whatever bro. We gotta ask the enemy team to want a party with the deal raise on our team, bro
I think I saw a girl bro. They have the pink miss you nice
They're fucking tedious
Fucking loser
Oh
You're talking about fucking nice skin and a taxi to a girl
I know niggas like blow up and they forget where they come from
Hello
And I put e-pal on the map is really saying that
You're a real piece of fucking work, you know that
classic purple you kidding me yeah yeah
they think you're a girl proves it
puts it in that you're a guy
hey that's a good message they're not
talking they're not talking that's a
I
Don't want to spend a single second longer in this game than we have
I told you to dodge. Why don't I know I know I know I know I know we have to win now. We could have been in the game
with oh my god
I don't have it when I was there with it. He's rubbing. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. Oh my god.
Oh my god, you're a demon.
Wait, why would you shoot?
Wait, he's off.
AJ.
Nice to have you have aura.
He's off.
Oh my god, that's flicky.
What a flicky.
No, that was like, you know.
No, that was like, are you cheating?
Last round in the half.
Oh, I have this.
Okay, this guy said purple skin. It's a girl
How do you just like it's not even worth it if we have dudes on our team, bro
It's not even worth it, bro. So what we need to do is I even with we need to win the next two quick
That's true. That's true. I mean we can end this game right now, bro
We have to we have to do I don't want to spend a single second in this fucking game
10 dudes
And this is what this make a decent with the play a lobby of 10 neggas
Like who am I even playing for?
Dude
No one more last one street and it quick. He said he said no time for games
Nice, no time for games. All right, this piss around needs to be clean concise
Let's fucking get out of here boys. Yeah, let's go home. I'm buying all my utah buying all my utah
Okay, they're raised on the other team
I'm not gonna lie. They could be a girl. Hey guys. No one what if all raised
What if our race put her brother on the mic? That's why she's so long. I could be true
but I doubt it bro at that point it took so long like bro yeah I know but
that's what I'm saying but they're doing a lot but there'd be insults on about
the road the girls be scared to talk
I'm gonna go down to dark A if I see nothing A I need you to rotate B fast we
better ask me to get out of this game quick bro I hope the next game has hella
girls bro bro one time I was in a lobby swore to God there was like seven
girls like three on my team three on our teams no swear to God it was
Jason
Fuck
Play with a bunch of fucking dudes all day, why don't we God Jesus Christ
Yeah, I'm a
fucking max out there is something we could do bro we can run it back like
good old days we could hire two e-pals I still have sponsored e-pal account
where I have hella e-pal bucks I don't we shall we
no fuck we all my god it's gonna be a long ass game
we both lost but we both died it's dacid bro
holy shit is that flexing yo?
oh my god
fucking demon bro
What do you have, dude?
If he clutches, bro, I got you with one gift, it ass.
Little something.
B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B.
Jason!
Jason!
No.
No, bro.
No.
This can't be happening!
I'm actually shit
Guys can we just get out like you guys seriously gonna play with five guys on our team five guys on the enemy
Had you ever tried
I'm not a lion said I'm a muting bro. I'll get some fucking kills gang
You're one hell yeah fucking LPN get some kill from get some fucking kills. It's up three
Yep, there's a lot here I'm hoping coming coming coming heaven come in heaven jay take it with heaven
Once ramp once ramp
yo Jake come to the headband bro just kidding no no no no no wait I gotta bring the bomb
wait you're not on
I thought you were a braze
come on Jake
come on Jake close left Jake
close left you see him
50 feet
LIKE BRO!
corner corner in the corner bro
Fucking check dude. I
Don't know if you blame your teamie. We're gonna lose. Yeah, we're gonna move forward if you want
Spend for the ball
Was knocking a break bro, so we don't have a fucking day dickhead
Who told us got a wide swing who told him to I would have jumped right on top of him. That's a good idea actually
I
Like literally bro, I promise you on God if you have perfect audio there, you don't kill them
Bro, how the fuck we could have had a clean sweep bro. I know that I think a swift play anymore, bro
This shit is not yeah, you right, bro. That's a good car
This stream site is a long John
here there I can wait it's not a no I only got one and they rise
back here I'm out of just about a cell just wait just wait I'm chasing chasing
chasing a fat flank bro give you come yo he shoots I've been bro it's just
like it's just like right I guess we're waiting and spawn in sleep play bro
it's a watch now guys all having the games of their lives I'm getting fucking
dick down right now are you having the games of their lives dude how did it
become 4-4 bro having the games of their lives what this that's bro we've
dead-ass that we wanted to fuck bro we just went to oh my god wait we can ff
wait we can ff why the fuck did nobody see that no not during overtime oh my god
we did a ff earlier we can ff the beginning bro I did ask you know we
should do but four stacks with play every time the one person our team
isn't a girl we just ff they can't say no now oh yeah okay four guys and what
girl just like we're all there to find a girl like that's getting a little rough
no but we can control the FF what yeah I understand but I feel like we don't
really need that much control you know I mean we need to win bro Jason if they're
there just flash him bro don't fight him bro you can't win that
Oh, hey, oh, hey, oh.
Oh, bro.
Oh, my god, we lost.
Not only did we fucking have to play this game, we lost.
Let's just run the five stacks.
No.
No, we have to do one more swift, bro.
Job's not finished, bro.
Job is not close to the deck, bro.
Dude, we just have to find one girl
and then we can play five stacks.
find one fucking girl but we put a leg in, bro.
Like, bro, just one girl, bro.
Bro, these flip plays are usually swift, bro.
I don't know why.
Well, day, day, day for AJ.
Day for AJ, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
It has to be.
Talk to a girl in fucking forever, bro.
Bro, I smell like onions and cheese, bro.
I can add a girl to this call for you to talk to, bro.
No, bro.
Because I wanted to be a natural, organic experience.
Oh my god, AJ, because you don't
I want her to want you for a to guapo you want her to want you for AJ
Random spontaneous. Yes. I want her to know the real me bro. Yeah. Oh my god, bro
That's beautiful. It's cute cute and then bro none of this fucking time bro cute only Cali
So that way if if the girls fucking with me
Thank you
Our team sent me in front of the first one.
Holy shit.
Wait, check the career.
What was the race's name on the other team?
MIBR, Sarah!
Sarah!
Wait.
Bro, oh my god.
They could be lost.
She's not going to want to fuck with us.
Because we lost.
Come on, get it out, bro.
Get it out.
I breathe divinity.
If that, bro.
No way, that's a guy that's breathing.
That's a guy that's a fucking guy.
That's a guy that's breathing divinity.
Wait, I breathe divinity.
Were you in my last game? Were you on Pearl?
Oh my God, I liked that.
Wait, oh, you weren't?
Oh, wait, were you the guy with like the deep ass voice or no?
Now she's like, I'm a girl, actually.
Dude, what?
No, bro.
Yo, what are you doing?
We got Mike checks or no?
Can we get Mike check going?
Yeah, you got a Mike, right?
I got this.
I got a Mike.
What's up?
Wait a minute, I got this one just.
I can feel, yo, Cactus, what do you want to play?
I'll feel.
See that?
No, that's a dude.
Cactus, the guy.
yeah jesus look at you're gonna have to be ready to dodge you can't do that
that i breathe in the acid dude get back at the end
i mean in this could be promising you might
but i'm gonna dodge but if you don't have a mic process you can win on the
smurf but uh... i'm a smurf but i'm going to die
and it's like
is this not a split
a smurf moron if you guys are mice we're not gonna win i'm gonna dodge yeah
hello hello yeah no so good so good no i'm gonna add the other person other
team i'm invited to the lawn oh my god bro i just want to i just want to hear
what they sound like. I got three minute delay man, I'm in a laze. Hit start, hit start your
cool down, yeah there we go. I'm gonna add them so I can hear their voice. Bro, what are
you talking about, hear their voice? Yeah bro, there's something genuinely fucking wrong
with me. What are you talking about? I can't hear their voice? Like man. You can't hear
I
Have to go bro. We actually need to win though. That's the thing about us. We got a win. I'm down. I'm actually done
hmm
All right, let's get him in the in the car, bro
And we can
We can
Don't know we don't wait. Do I know how wait? I don't have I
don't have a
I have ladies discord. Yeah, can you guys hear me? Yeah, I do. I can't
Yeah, I've got it. No, I have it. I have it. I think
Put the server on Texas bro for me for me. I'm like you
What oh, yeah, open the servers open the servers. I'm gonna just get every server
Yeah, whatever
Hey, what's good squad?
This is a crazy squad we got
Bro, you're saying did you smoke earlier when you know I did
No, no, cuz I was sitting in my room I guess mother shit. I
Hope we play against a five stack of girls
I'm telling you right now, 5 stacks of girls bro, I dead ass cannot, oh my god, I'm adding
all of them bro, oh my god, dude, you were submitting straight tech a few minutes ago
before going into that game right, literally I had to write down my note that I'm not trolling.
And the name analysis too, I tipped it to myself, so what you gotta do is in the loading
screen you got to look at their taglines and you got to look at their calling
cards see which one are more feminine look at their skins all that shit and if
there's no girls on your team oh you want to take another team no I'm not I'm
just saying because dude don't mind my surprisingly let me tell you something
surprisingly my success getting girls in swiftly haven't been the girls on my
team what I do is if there's girls on the enemy I'll go out drop 30 and then
I'll add that next game. I'll be like damn you were playing pretty good like I
Know got a girl
Yeah, she likes to chase not the reward
No, like it works like finding the girls like I can find girls it's hard to lock it in bro. It gets like it's difficult
it's difficult let's fucking run the game man never just girls are the fucking
moid party sausage fest by the way you're chill it's beef
let's beef boys dude we gotta at least win the two we're gonna win two fucking
immortals bro you're fucking the second one ladies I have asked you for one
thing.
I just could just go with 1000 if I could.
Every now and then in the rounds, can you just drop the girl voice?
I can do that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me hear your girl voice.
I think I do.
It's more of like when it happens type of thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got the worm out today.
What's up you little here, you little girl voice.
My dad looks turning around.
I just like, hear me.
I just wanted to hear it.
I just wanted to hear it.
Where back in?
Yo.
You say if you start talking to your girl boys to go up at my start, actually immediately it is.
No, bro.
No, I'm not, bro.
No, I'm not, bro.
Fuck, bro.
Are we going to the Valorant LFG Discourse?
We got to run that one day.
Hey, man, you get smarter every time you talk.
Hey, hey, you gotta you gotta actually just fucking well, you want me to show you
Look at this guy a girlfriend, bro, please no go on discord. Look at my screen. You used to be this
Look at my screen on discord. Look what I'd be doing. So you know here. It's about I don't know
Wait, let me show you my discord
Right now let's ever drop
Valor LFG you go to social na plus right
There's a fucking eight 21 plus feet not a plate valorant with no way you find people doing this
There's no way. Yeah, there's no way. There's no there's no girl. That's 21 plus and seen this is like
Okay, you can't write video calls.
You can't write video calls.
You can't write video calls.
Hey, what's your role?
What's your role?
Huh?
Of course.
It actually, dude, look, a dead ass works.
And then, look, if I wait and I click on my DMs,
just wait a little bit.
They're going to DM me.
Oh, you fucking believable.
It usually works.
OK, go here and ask your questions.
Look, one minute.
One minute.
Ha ha ha!
Look at that.
That's a fucking name.
I
Straight fuck
It works though it works. It works. Yeah, go up on some hush
Bro, have you up? Have you been taking bumps recently? Yeah, that's how I've been that shit hasn't been hitting me, bro
I think I got a level up
how about a Phoenix bro?
I'm gonna play here
I'm gonna go chain brother
oh fuck
or you could have had 50 this game
I know
oh
I'm gonna go sage
yeah I was gonna say go sage bro
yeah go sage
yeah
that's cool
yeah we leave it changing
oh shit he's talking about sage
boss lock in that jet and they give you a real boss
oh shit we can win with this actually genuinely
I'm not allowed to level up from bumps bro I'm on bath salts
oh my god once you level up to deteris thieves that's when it's real game play
bro
woohoo woohoo
let's go boys let's get a clean fucking game
actually a win though we need a win we need a win we need a way here oh I'm
in here though I can't imagine us losing
or on a chemical axe chemical axe look at there look at their title card and
they're fucking uh dude shut the fuck up bro already on that bro bro I'm sure
this molding guy he's not a fucking he's not a real care he's not a real
opponent to me bro wow that's well
thanks you get that one of course I get it bro like I don't know what I'm supposed
to say these guys are already stream site in the
Oh my god. Yo, he's chasing me. What? Oh my god. We lost. At least he's stable, girl.
Why? No, we didn't ask lost. Bro, really? SS? Wow, bro. Do I put on 15 minute delay?
Oh, we should take the lost one. But that's it. I'm starting reading fucking chats from
fucking yesterday bruh
they saved all this
oh my god
im gonna be
dont even fight that one right there
one right there now good good boy
there's one he could be he could be long he could be under
he could be close
you should smoke long in cp
he cant be long nevermind
Should be site that should be site, but it could be one long
Why I didn't get it do one both one both both both both
Good day good day. Let's go team. Let's go do round, baby
Lays so what's this job get faded
let's go let's go I was chair for someone
let me show so let's go
so like what did you all do today? I went to the gym today actually
today was pulled down wait why are you not doing it?
I said I went to the gym today until it was pulled down
oh nice dude nice dude I work
Oh, how was work, bro, that's cool cocked in for two minutes and I left
Who is this fat fat fucking jump a bad bro my bad bro and I get excited
What a fucking bitch
I
Look ladies
Everybody's dead around me boys. We're going fucking crazy
We're about to go fucking viral
Let's get this 13 O go on
Don't fucking down, you fucking fucking sniping
Fuck
What are we angry with me?
Let's go Jason, come on let's go hook up bruh
What the fuck?
Hook up, hook up
Dude, 60!
Dude 60
Are you alone bro?
Cause I'm a beast
He's getting out on site
I got mine bro, I got mine
I'll site, I'll site, I'll site
Why does he have to go to my site?
What?
Site, site
Hmm
Guys don't lose it
You're fucking beast dude, oh my you're such a fucking beast man
Not
Let's celebrate
Imagine if a girl saw that bro bro. It's a Saturday night. Let's go. Yeah, bro
What are you doing to my fucking game?
It's your POV
Here take this one
Oh
I was gonna try to get a what
Hi, bye stop like bro. What are you talking about? No one's fucking with your game
Nice, bro. Happy to chat. Oh, bro. Nice
That's right. Yeah, I'm like this
But I'll tell hookah come hookah bro. Come on
I don't know you're just good at this game, but I'm having a really nice, bro
Why would you hear a gamer bro dead ass? Thank you?
Yeah, I'm done
The other TV watch out long watch our long jibbers long I
Bomb the hooker good trade good trade
Go take ctj or I mean lace lace. Oh my god go viral go viral. There's one more ct
Oh wait you're a demon lace each team are popularize your tub. Oh my god. Oh my god
Yo, go
Oh, I saw you should a DS
Wow
We're looking good out here. We are actually looking pretty good. I'm not gonna lie. I don't want to say anything
Wait, uh, bro, I but it's the one thing I talked about a day non-stop our legs, but we both remember
Lays the fuck ladies yo
What's going on yo, bro, why would you piss me off really fucking bad last round?
See them bro and in a tower shower
It's our what's our?
Hope they see oh there, bro. Oh, no
Oh, they're both there. Wow. I want to give you my Odin
My god, this is so fire bro Jason. Are you Jason?
Bro, I haven't seen an enemy at all
Yeah, yeah, but Jason do you remember your first blow job?
Yo, what just happened? I was gonna say yeah, but AJ
Jason you remember your first blow job. I do actually how long did it take for the guy to come?
Oh
Like ladies you didn't let me get to the punch line, bro
And this guy the joke just hit for fucking this fat ass in a car
Later, yeah, you can be playing Jason walk bro. It's dangerous. Yeah. Oh my god
I
So them out give you all so them to be you all this
Oh my god, what do you want scenario I'm the club Jason the ween
Random scrubs
No way
You need all that bad
Did we just lose that
You're the a mortal radiant player would audio have saved Jason there or no
That's a wooden box you can shoot through that
Why couldn't hear it, but I actually didn't hear the fuck this guy
I
Fucking ears fakes. Well, you're in my ear. You're fucking screaming my ear
So I run this IBG's fault check
Guys we need bomb
My games over what they hit me out of mid air cuz they can give me confidence from last round, bro
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
It's that
Hold your you won't
Apple give a smoke for the cars
For unfortunately TV right now, oh, he's even backcited beautiful John going heaven heaven heaven and see
I
Nice yeah, what's up here?
I'm lagging to bro. Thanks ours. Do you think ours?
Woohoo!
Oh guys!
Woohoo!
I'm gonna double-sets him into the shower.
Woohoo!
Take showers, guys.
No, he just...
Hey, did he buy it?
He just, uh...
Yeah.
He just walls it, bro.
He was breaking it, bro.
I'm playing for showers.
I have a shotgun, bro.
Let's play close.
Hey, John, can you smoke?
Can you smoke like retorted?
Like, smoke like...
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, I got you.
Mom, mom.
I thought I smoked, so I got you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He takes the lower, so he can run in.
guys kill bro
easy clap boys
whoa whoa boys
damn
flashing
nope nevermind
flanking
oh no no no
oh fucking mama
we got fucking sandwiched bro
what do we need Andrew?
what do we actually do there?
we got sand
we need our teammates to turn around
Turn around fucking blind and deaf and mute. No, our short guys
Why
That's ridiculous
I look you can drop this is this is a very CT-sided map guys
It is bro fuck bro. They just use a moment from that one round is one three in a row
We're over
Okay, you could all you want old short
I'll just say go B, go to hook up.
You could go B, yeah, fuck it man.
Yeah, that was a good shot.
Yeah, did you get a bomb? No.
Yeah.
We'll play it to flash, play it to flash please.
Oh yeah, thanks.
Easy boy, easy boy.
Whoa, whoa!
Ah! Oh you saved me dude!
I got you brusky.
One elbow.
I think 132 comes, maybe not.
I
Know what it is. They're literally stream sniping me so they just kill me every single time they just focus
me but it's fine. Y'all perform. I see.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Yeah.
Alright, alright, alright. Do the bomb. Do the bomb.
The boom butter. Come on, dude. Come on, dude.
It's your round, bro.
Throw my body. You're gonna get TP'd on.
I'm gonna say
They literally
Fuck yeah, I'm watching it. Oh, he's strange. I'm a girl. I actually fuck them. Hey, what if it's not strange?
Long long long long long and then waited some
Oh
They clear the entire B site wait, it's my old is by the end and TP to kill me
Bro, that's obvious
Coping
I
It might be time to call bring it out bro. You see me some support
I'm alive. I need it
This is my default brothers you default bebe
I
Missed that I'm bad
This guy's ADS
Jim Jim really bummed on gonna need bomb we'll kill him
I'm gonna ask me to get mom bro blushing
Oh shit
one one one one
Oh, bro, that's decent that's decent guys Jason bro Jason. Let's fight fucking hook up bro. Let's just fight it dude
Let's fight it dude. I'll hold that long
We're gonna play safe on a
Fucking killing everyone. What are you doing?
Yo, let's go shout out on this one. Oh, they literally know I'm here. They literally
They're gonna script it bro, so they didn't know yeah, but listen, they don't think there's no delayed delay
Flush it don't flash it away like how like count a little bit. Oh
Oh, that's good.
Yep.
That's good.
I do not kill the close.
Do not kill the close.
I'm shooting.
We're shooting at the same guy, bro.
I killed the raise.
Hookah.
They're all hookah.
Yeah, that's a lot.
You got it.
If you had a ghost,
You saw that I didn't even you're good teammate
Yeah, I'm buying a marshal and I'm going I'm going
So we forcing here
I'm talking sure I'm going for some kills
I got to keep by the race when he's blind
This game is unplayable
I mean
Yeah, I mean they they did they all got blinded by
It's just not wait give it to K to throw through
I would I would need
They're laying inside
Yeah, I'm trying to stop long for you hold up and this well
I say J a day win. Oh my god, that's just a lucky
Good fuck yeah, great
Yeah, my fucking pink spike is that why is that why?
You know calm it down a little bit. Maybe you get a little different step on being or good, bro. I'm down. I'm down. I'm actually down
Yeah Jason, you should go towards there.
Holy shit.
Have a great spot AJ, you ready?
What is it?
You should play with that in Muka and then just fall out.
Because they're not making it past me long, we're out a lot bro.
Come on baby, come on man!
Fight me shower!
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
Fucking pussy.
Fucking pussy.
I'll show it at least seventy-four is seventy-four in race John ages back site
come on come on there was four people at the suit at
Oh
Then brother streams like you bro, they are it's like how she was keep you go get
Only targeting you and not the rest of us
Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. I'm about to peek shower. I'm peeking shower. I'm peeking shower by myself
Oh, shit. I'm peeking shower by myself. Call them. Come fight me. Come fight me. He calling them out, bro
It's a fair one-on-one now. Wanna be one?
I got chills.
Logging.
Short.
Three.
Oh, so they want to fake like that.
Slay dogs, you shall.
So they want to fake.
They want to fake like they're not stream sniping.
Karinjass kids, Karinjass kids.
They're trying to be like, oh, we're playing fair?
Fuck you.
Fight planted.
They're walled to the thing.
It's like, dude, I-
What?
He's talking to 60 damage.
One of the boys
Okay, wow
She's a bad game bro, it's just not a good game
Hey, let me ah, let me let me take my
Hey, day a day. Let me try for eco man. Okay?
I've all next round to is looking good. We just we write down short
Yeah, I guess we'll left
Just a k-raa yeah, at least sure dude all the left
Hey, oh, let me talk live. I think I'm gonna. All right, let's go. Let's go. Wait, did you just
I'm gonna thank you sling Phoenix. We shall tip you we shall keep a long day long all ready ready ready I
I can't see
They're here, they're here
Oh my god, it's fucking
I'm blind!
You're actually still lost
In who can they...
Oh no, wait, you guys
I'm sorry, they're dead
Oh my god, you're left, Jason, you're left
No, we gotta hit the headshot, bro
Damn!
You're dropped
No way
no worries boys that's gonna be my fault actually we weren't even buying that
I've been so bad this game bro are we gonna just play back I gotta just buy it
man I'm my old Jason maybe should go be I'm not using the game
it's off game bro with a little warm up this guy same way guapo is in the
Like he's not fucking strange
Yeah, I'll say that is a little seamless
I have some no job
No, I miss greats
Let me be again. They love be I'm leaving a really saw you Jay. Oh, yeah, how did he yeah?
Yeah, I'm a smoke cypher you flash out that bitch and kill it wrong. Okay. That is so fucking dumb, bro
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. I'm dying in the smoke, bro. Like, oh, why would you call me to do that?
Well, oh my god, yes. Yes. Yes, YBG. Yes. It was
No, no, no
So great
Oh my god, they're going to the site that Jason they are going to the site that Jason's playing at
That is true. That is actually a true fact.
Well, I just think that's what they did, dude.
Yeah, I got nothing.
They actually did what I did as well.
Dude, honestly, honestly, bro, since they're not throwing any fakes, bro,
you just play spawn for fast rotates.
And then, like, wherever they make noise edges,
we'll just flood in.
Sure.
But then, like, because they heard us say that,
they're probably gonna run a fake, and then we're fucked.
It's over.
Oh my god, we're getting you.
I'm on the smoke.
Yeah, I'm just gonna see it's not gonna be again. Oh my god. I can stop for here on God
I'm not fighting it though. I'm backing up
This is your moment YB come on another one to see feed another CP
bro why are you giving me you have see your kids in the chat now keep you give
me you have see if they shut nice oh my god what my god why do you this is your
Right here
Can we pull away can we pull away from these guys?
I
I'm swinging sorry way
Ladies ladies you can get on top of this and then y'all can play like like uptown
Gun gun Jason lower your cortisol is the better your aim is
A lot of them. I need smokes again.
I'm fucking slowed, CT.
I'm in hookah.
They are outside.
I'm gonna go up faster.
I'm gonna go up faster.
Oh, we've got a flood.
Yes!
Yeah, nice good easy. Easy. Easy.
Take this. Take it there. Come on, baby.
Take it to the field, Jason.
Oh, that's me, that's me. Yeah, get your ult.
Nice, bro. Jason, let's fight showers for this orb, bro.
I want you to get ult soon.
No, I've been playing spawn and guess what?
They don't know where to go, bro.
I'm just gonna keep going spawn.
Let's swing showers place
I'm gonna swing it just like make noise go fast. Yeah, I'm about to wait wait for me to need real quick
What do we feel about this?
Ah, little Yoshi no? Not bad job appreciate it. Tell us how it feels.
Yo, yo, your voice.
And nothing short of it.
My life.
Come on, go out below and hit that.
Yo, these guys are...
Let's go through here, let's go through here.
I can't fucking aim!
Wait, I have a boomer.
Alright, there you go, let's go through.
Nice.
Oh no!
Oh no!
In the game, in the game.
I just got one
Fucking jeez man. I was lagging too, bro
Oh, I everyone's voices on this was lagging for me. Yeah, fuck my internet fuck
Assuming what a fucking game and you know as soon as I start sitting CT. We just win the whole shit, bro
It's your day
Oh, it's discord servers. What the fuck?
Have you guys played seriously?
I'll pick it up now. I'll pick it up.
Oh my god. They know. They know. They know.
I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
You want to play? Let's play.
Is there anyone sharp?
I'm a few sharp.
We're a lot sharp.
No.
I'll show it.
On the right hand here.
Going back into the fight, weren't you?
Yeah, I'm not.
I don't mean to.
You look at this beautiful, counter-right hand here.
You were mad.
Going back into the fight, weren't you?
Yeah, I'm mad.
I don't mean to.
You look at this beautiful, counter-right hand here.
You were mad.
Going back into the f-
It's nothing right now.
Yo, Jason.
My dear, we're killing us.
I'm getting strange lines.
My music?
Oh, wait, we're crossing in witness game when it's round when it's round. That's it. Yeah, it's a lot of our lesson
There right here
You should have a way around where we'll see what I'm sure it's a flash
Fucking nice line. I'm what he does. I'm blinded
What the heck?
You guys, how were you all dying there, bro?
That was a retarded situation.
I was the most insane shit I've witnessed ever.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, J.
Hey, J.
Come on, bro.
No.
Straight to hell.
I back left.
Why back left is safe?
I back safe.
Oh yeah, J.
He's triple.
Triple, triple, triple, triple.
Gonna jump up on the triple box.
Woo!
Yes, first.
Woo!
You guys
Box and then fucking just satchel oh this corner off silk left
But you just need to queue the next game there's some sure dog you got a kill
Yeah, you're right
Wait, wait, I'm just gonna wait for that place. I might be be my passive back
It could be be it could be be yeah for sure for sure
Why the fuck would we decide that?
Who decided that?
Who decided that?
They said, you can't hold site alone?
Who decided that?
Who's going there?
This is my round.
Wait Jason, this is my round.
This is my round.
They probably come to you, Jay.
Oh my god, actually.
Wait Jason, you have to play back.
Yeah, keep doing that, keep doing that.
I like that.
I'm lying just so we're good. We're good right now. We're good
Could be stay stay stay
I have ult jason I have ult
there's no one to come
they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming
oh my god beautiful
in the elbow he's running CT
running CT get run away from him
run away from the club CT
karma karma karma karma
oh my god
on site on site on site wasn't tube
no elbow elbow elbow
oh please please please
it's elbows walled he can't get in
I
Can solve
Good
Easy!
I breathe time to play!
I keep time to play!
I don't wanna play!
I'm like shit right now, bro!
Bro, how am I getting very fired?
Bro, this guy just springed his whole clip at me, bro!
His last fucking bullet!
The second time he did that!
That's a second time he did that, bro!
He's springed his fucking so bad!
Bro, and he's having a lifetime game
because he's playing Dometic Jason LeWine!
Like, there's no...
Like, he just sprayed his whole fucking bullet!
His last bullet kills you, bro!
I'm running us the game
I don't like this mouse bro
Bro this guy's killing his favorite streamer over and over again. He's getting dope on me
Like that's what he's on. He's of his lifetime game
So this favorite he's been his favorite streamer going 8 and 18
We're going fast
Yeah, oh
Shit, I mean smoke. Oh, yeah, that's nice like you go. We wait. Yo, good shit. Hey
Okay
Can you say bench?
Watch the f**k
Oh no
We should have went out together bro
You can wall yourself
Nice!
Oh there he is
He flashed
Sky will flank you know
Storks!
Okay so I thought you were running short because you heard him f**king
I know I know you're f**king short
You're f**king short man
I'm holding it don't know if you put on one be one out I'm a shit
I bet I bet big up to it
I'm in the body with a pistol
Know who the fuck you doing that too
Maybe we should tie baby we should tie no no no you're right. You're right. You guys are right. You guys are right
I was
Rush a we will win bro. Yeah
Right none of that bullshit, bro, you're right
Come on, bro
And you go like alert
I'll go showers. Yeah
This is fucking this is
This is definitely not
No
I'm blind
80 50 80 80 80
For that new name
No, no, you got your parasol thing bro
Yeah, I gotta get through it. Hey, J. You got it. You are you gotta walk down this right on the right
You want me to yeah
Can you break the dog?
Back up oh no no John let him die
I
Bro, they were holding me
What come on jay come on jay flashes. Yes
Wow
What is that fly?
No, we have to win bro. This is bad
What curveball bingo be here now
If we go be you guys gotta go strong who got strong. I'm going strong as fuck
No, no, listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Everyone. They can be no go away. Go away. Go away. Go away
I
Good come good
Round 28 and you still think they're fucking true sniping
No, we got a trade all this time to be three winnable very come on live as you go crazy here got nade
I might use my shit
This like or no, I don't know they could be they could be I mean they're waiting
So one day might be waiting for one flank. They're slow. We have a smoke for spawn or something
No, I don't I thought you have no smokes
We're waiting for the crane this guy's shooting at Jason here and he killed me
Oh my god, bro, we needed to get one there, bro
I fucking got sky boys
This is not good this is not good now it's time to now we flash out a bee hooker and just go for a fucking yeah
We should go there. We should go. Hey, bro. Why did we start a is my question?
What was that fucking bullshit like why did we say we wouldn't be 14 14 it wouldn't be 14 14 fucking you
These guys are getting the confidence of a lifetime from making their favorite
Yeah
I'm talking this side
Nice
Oh my
I'm trying to win the game
Oh my god, what was it? You could win this
They know I'm talking now
It's okay
Triple triple
Oh my jesus bro
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
I'm not content with that bro. I'm not content with that we have to play another one good
I'm not content with that bro over time cruncher are you feel forward bro he also forward bro
That's just sad. You gotta lose the mentality kid, you know that fucking gold, bro
Fucking gold bro, that is just like bro. It's just like embarrassing
I
Bro, yeah, it's GG's
It's GG's bro shots all the guys bro side to guapo side of the web. He's at a late side John bro
I'm out man. I'm any stream. I'm in my stream
I just shall we bro me order some food, bro
Yeah
Yeah
Hey bear
This is a good fun stream today
Had a good time on Valorant had a good time with cutie
Shout out a bro. Shout out shut up to the chat
Cute fucking music man. I love y'all bro. I'll be live tomorrow
Tournament is at three
So I will be live. We're gonna be doing a land here
Actually, let me call me. Oh, yeah, I'll try some I'll try some
R6 turning tomorrow and then tomorrow we got to bought flowers and we got a we got a
We gotta give him give him way man. We got to give him way
Valorant tournament. I'm gonna try and get that shit set up. I'm gonna try and hit up people tonight
Hey, thank y'all for watching
tomorrow's a national fucking holiday boys
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