you
You
Talking about
There's nothing on my shirt, man
Where there's nothing on my shirt we are talking about dude
Dude, dude, you missed it?
What are you talking about?
There's nothing, bro, there's nothing on my shirt.
It's still there, bro.
Bro, there's nothing on my shirt.
All right, go ahead.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, post that one.
That one might go crazy.
That one actually might go crazy.
I'm gonna actually might go crazy
Let's go let's go let's go
Why do you look fat? It's we just like brothers you that makes me
Want to fucking stick a finger and make myself throw up. What do you mean? Why do I look fat?
I just went to the fucking gym. What do you mean? I look fat
Charity match team's lead? No shot. Send me video! Send me picture! Send me picture!
Ron's hat's still in the same position as yesterday. Oh that's Ron's hat. Shit man. Yeah. Right here?
Let's see. Send me, send me, send me. Team YouTube? Me? And Ron on the same team? I'm
YouTube we're broke team fucking YouTube sorry so I mean charity match team
leak oh wait oh this is actually oh I've seen it
three Jason to nms to Jason to thank you for the sub bro I literally pause
I'm such a fetcher. Oh
Shit, how they leak it is it really a draft it's all if it's already drafted
This is not the actual draft. Why would they not do it live? I feel like that's seven that is not that this is not
This is like the pool. It has to be the pool, right?
Bait it's a mock draft. Oh mock draft that was last year's Noah's and last year's because I mean wrong
on the same team um death fake march 22 live george clarky bro me and George got
to be on the same team look at how chopped adapt is bro dude look at me
with my blonde hair wow but they gotta update that photo I got I got black hair
now Marlin mystery player where speed no no way speeds not playing right
speed marlin this can be the officials this is the official squad this is the
official squad everybody that got announced are you Vietnamese yes I'm
Vietnamese
How about you, Redman?
I promise you don't want to stay here for hours.
Ha!
And the first pick for the Sidemen charity match 2026 is...
Oh!
Oh, that was fake, bro. That was like a little tease.
22nd March, 7 p.m., 7 p.m. UK time.
I look, you gotta be there, bro. 7 p.m. UK time.
Wait, 22nd? I might be in New York, bro.
BIRTBALL RAY WITH THE TEN GIFTED!
Bro, 7 p.m. UK time is 3 p.m. Eastern.
Okay, yeah, fuck it. I'll do it like a desk. I'll get like a little desktop out in New York, bro.
And then, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
You're not booting up 12 p.m. I'm gonna be in New York on the 22nd.
So, what am I doing on the 22nd? Oh, I might have a Maybach Monday on the 22nd.
Best buy return again. Yeah, I'm gonna do the best buy method. We'll do that easy PC
Bro, good thing you can stream from literally everywhere. You just got to buy a little PC
with who?
That's a Sunday I might have a Mayback Monday or a Mayback Sunday
I'm cooking up something out there, bro
The only problem is there's no drive-thru is out in New York. So we'll see I'm gonna figure it out
I'm gonna figure it out
I don't know yet, I don't know yet, I don't know yet, I don't know yet.
Alright so today we got the CS Tournament hosted by Jinxie, all your boys a fucking captain,
alright, I know my chat, y'all hate on me for being shitty at video games but clearly
I can't be that shit if I'm a fucking team captain, you know what I mean?
Juan's a captain now?
I heard that.
He's a captain now. Who did he replace though?
Who was my first pig honestly, I need to make a mock draft. I need to do a mock draft
Jinxie wait Jinxie's
He's not
Muda
So options wait. Oh, it's someone like me the lineup chat. Oh, wait. No, I have the line. I'm in the discord
Don't need the discord. Here we go. Here we go. Draft pool. Here we go. Oh. Just want
to show this real quick.
Oh
Oh, why be G cat giggle that's that's not that bad, bro
Yo, bro, you got something on your shirt, but I already did the bit man. I already did it
I already did it
Now bad, bro. I wonder if you got that ad back though
Alright, CS turning.
Team Captains is, I guess not Jinxie anymore, Ron...
Wait, Ron got first pick?
That's not fair bro, he's Loki the best.
Besides Squishy and Spoi, he's Loki.
He's Loki, right after Squishy and Spoi, I think it goes Ron and then me.
No? I'm three now?
Okay, okay, okay, bet, bet, bet, bet.
Yo YBG bro, you're a fucking hero dude
dude
Hey, bro, just keep sending the same DMs that you send a sign in to poke me bro. She'll see you love that shit. She'll love that shit
bitch, I'm
Wow, that's greatness right there, man, that's great. This is a good photo too, bro
I like I like this resaber Harley with the five
All right, all right, all right.
Honestly, bro, from this draft pool,
I feel like I could be somewhere near the top, Chad.
What do y'all think?
I see a bye.
The bye's pretty nice.
Sketch, good goal, they jinxed.
All right, let's actually go down the list
of your YouTube All-Stars.
Let's see who would get drafted before me.
Mini-minter, probably get drafted before me.
Bazingo, definitely get drafted before me.
KSI, I feel like you would get drafted before me.
Jinx, probably get drafted before me.
sketch
If we don't have a goalie then yeah, probably he'd get a drafted after before me who's this who's this who's this fuck
It's so blurry chat
Who's this who's this who's this chat?
Niko it's not Niko it's not Niko. Yo, say thanks for the seven months, dude
I'll probably get drafted before him George Clark. He probably get drafted before me
I'll probably get drafted before him. Um Chas, I'll probably get drafted
Before him a bye. He'll probably get drafted before me. I'll probably get drafted before is that is that fucking courage? Oh
definitely get drafted before him
Um, don't know Phantom Phantom. I get drafted before Phantom bro. Like come on now like come on now
Danny he'll get drafted before me Ron definitely getting drafted before Ron
I think Ron out of this whole draft is definitely one of the lower picks for sure
or me I'm not in the middle maybe near the low but I won't be last for sure as
long as I don't get dead last that's all I really want to be honest with y'all
being last pick is humiliating I remember growing up playing flag football
at recess I was always last pick that's why I try my best to always try to
to improve my physical ability to the best ability right now.
And I am right now, maybe last year I'd be last paper, right now, bro.
I'm a demon right now, bro.
Right now, yo, give me until next month, bro.
I'm about to be fucking different.
I'm about to be different.
What is up with the us in the chat?
You get picked after all the UK players are gone?
Yeah, to be fair, all the Americans are definitely getting picked last.
Anyways.
5 get them a lab with the five
Thank you, dude. Okay me asked to play once in these motherfuckers thought comment like his Vct
Dude, this lobby was fucking hilarious or the game before when Pokimane was typing in the chat was
comedy
I've never seen this this good of comms from YBG and
As soon as YBG in Guapo game to call with Pokemon and Jody
No more e-girl talk girl. No more e-girl talk to energy.
Bro!
Oh good bro!
Fuckin' VCT. This had me crying.
One percent!
Hey!
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, that was funny dude.
Wait, you're from Utah?
Yeah.
I used to live in Utah.
What part?
Oh my god, it's like where?
I used to stay in Pagawi.
That is not a place no cuz I went to you hot I said where the for go we
Gotta add that to my bag. I'm not gonna lie bro
I'm adding that to my to my bag. That was a good one dude. I'm adding that to my bag. I'm sorry. I'm stealing that
for God we
That's that I'm adding that to my bag
Jason the ween pokey a to Wapo and whoever ybg is I believe
Why does she do that it's why be G the dawn
Dude
Damn
Bro, but now she knows who she he is
Fuck
Oh, I've seen this actually scared
That my team is gonna be too strong
And that I will get into trouble like Arke and the other guy. You know what I mean bro
Well, Arke and the other guy bro, and why the fucking other guy?
They're like, yo, no, bro. How is this how these teams allowed? I'm not joking, bro. I'm not joking Chad
I'm actually not joking. I'm really really scared of that happening today, and I don't have a controller connected for my
So if they want me on a roller, it's CG bro. That's all I'm gonna say mr. Abby don't chat
Damn 11 minute edit on the island. I'm gonna watch this off stream
Bro DR is a goat man as good it is I'm gonna watch that shit off stream cap. I'm not I'm not capping bro
I'm not caping. I'm gonna be surprised if the owner's out of file clips doing dumb shit around the house
Jason's who smooth at least don't make it obvious you all can joke about Jason's eye gap all the time all you want
But everywhere else. He's fine as a girl. She's genuinely attractive especially to the female
Brother yo
This is not this is not me in an alt account. This is a real fucking person
matter of fact let me check out this account Haley chambers chambers
I see you standing there on that long this can see it's still about 10
zero followers your 204 following that mean bro that can't be about that's a
real fucking person. Jason, Jason is genuinely attractive, especially to the female gays.
I mean, true. Very, very true. Thank you so much, Hailey. I appreciate you. That's not my alt-account.
Alright, I'm not too smooth. I don't do that. I don't even comment on TikTok at all.
I think if you comment on TikTok, you're wasting too much time and energy onto a video. I'd rather just scroll onto the next video. You know what I mean?
No female ever used the term female gaze
Damn, that's kind of true. Bro. Who is this Haley Chambers guy and why is he cosplaying as a girl?
That's weird
That's so weird
Oh my god
Yeah, have y'all ever cosplayed as a girl before on discord?
That's you that's not me. I
Gumdra I wonder why she's getting multiple calls from Jason this month after a while and it's just a beginning of your no content
Right. What are you talking about, bro? Michael Jesse. Yeah, this is happening in the wild video. I want to spoil it too much
All right, bro
Let's get this draft going mock draft chat. All right
Oh shit, uh, let me just delete this shit, I don't need this anymore.
Alright so, mock draft chat.
Realistically speaking, the draft starts in 30 minutes, I can draft?
What is Orky listening to?
What is Orky playing bro?
Heroine's through my lens.
Okay?
Anyways, Bruce and Lacey, oh my fucking God.
Oh my fucking God, oh my God,
I could do something crazy here.
Oh my fucking God.
Oh my fucking goodness.
I'm gonna be honest though oh my god you will lose first game though that's true
I'm not alive that would be funny for first game but then I have no content for
the rest of the day like I'm trying to win this whole shit but Bruce and Lacey
are not gonna be first pick realistically speaking that could still
would be a possibility.
How many, is it 4v4s or 5v5s, Shaq?
4v4 or 5v5?
4v4?
Okay, okay, less, okay.
So Ron,
Joe Bart,
O'Nea,
Jason Loween,
XQC,
Richie,
Squishy.
Okay.
All right, so wait, Ron, where?
Where is Ron sitting at in this, uh, is he first pick? Is he first pick? I'm third. I'm third pick. Where's Ron at?
Where's Ron at? I need to know Ron's, because Ron is fourth. Okay, that's actually very fair. This is a, okay. Okay, okay, okay. So
Yeah, this is actually fair because Ron, uh, I think maybe XTC should be higher because he's dog shit.
But I'll take it. So
First pick realistically speaking is gonna be spoy or uh wait no
they're captains I'm tripping. Mooda's first. Hmm. Zwinke, Kofam Bruce, Arkee, Kofam Bruce, Arkee, Yu-Gi-Rawr, or not Rawr anymore.
Who's first pick here realistically is it it's mood or moxie?
Moxie is is global no
Moxie or mood okay, so we're listening if they know their research bomb sure their chest will just spam
moxie
mood
So then who's the third best player chat
I feel like bro Yugi is fake good cuz he's good at bow right he's fake good
clicks hell no he's ass okay never mind he sucked okay okay okay cool okay so
realistically I'm trying to win this whole shit Zoink is he good is Zoink good
who is Zoink the research on Zoink? uh Zoink
geometry dash player okay yeah you could be a spacebar player by the gods
speaking about the gods man I seen this shit on my fucking feed I wanted to
show y'all this bro look at this fucking thumbnail from cutie Cinderella are you
fucking kidding me why do I look like that is that real I look uncanny as fuck
You look like you came from the motherland. That's not I can't look like that. There's no way your talk
Did you just realize dude? This is AI. This cannot be fucking real
This can't be real
This is not me. This is not me
me whatever it's it's it's not AI so this is a AI chat this is literally a
yeah there's no way bro there's no way I bro I'm not just shouting alright I
look like a fucking caveman I look like I was born in the year 125 it's
I guess I'm fucking chopped then bro, whatever
Anyways
Where was I let's continue with the draft fuck it up with myself right here
Let's see
Bucky is good wait clicks chat is clicks good
Is
Clix a good third third pick clicks has 4k hours. How the fuck does Clix have that many hours?
because I have
There's no way there's no way
Because I have a hundred I have a thousand four hundred hours. There's no way Clix has more than me
Bucky's better
Excuse my fucking profile. I don't know who made that. I don't know. I don't know who made that shit
Who's playing Richie's playing right now? Is he playing right now, Cher? Bucky's playing right now.
I'm definitely at 7 best. I'm probably at 17 best on the attorney just for that point of the game.
So I think my spill should transition over.
Dude, I'm not lying. I'm fine.
Okay.
Me too. I'm 1 and 4.
This is fucking disgusting, you know.
See about right now 5,000 hours on CS. Are you showing?
Bucky's dead-ass good. Okay, he's got a blast. Don't do
Is he fake is he
I don't know bro. I don't know he's good. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about that. I don't know
Look at his crosshair plants in it. I feel like yeah, and I'm like
Is he lark being a don't know
Um, oh my god, I'm gonna be honest everybody here is fucking trash bro
Everybody's trash the only person is mooda
This guy got C is going his name. No way. He doesn't get picked right?
You know if you have C is going your name in your fucking trash. There's no way the EDS
D Don Donna C is go
Fuck
okay I see as to players why they're loaning
it's likely likely gets around number eight here sounds okay okay let's see
I
Play stretch red that's that's kind of copy, but no knife bro. No knife is bad sign
Okay, okay
She can IGL
Can I see a good round from there?
She's a caster.
Need a girl on a team for morale.
What's wrong with you?
She got a good move from there, bro.
Nah, you can tell she's good.
You can tell she's good.
You can tell she's good, man.
You can tell she's good.
She's EU, though.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not first pick potential.
E.U., like, bro, you're automatically nerf.
It doesn't even matter.
150 ping, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, as bad shouts.
High-vives is good.
First pick high-vives, though?
He's the one that suggested the TQ, bro.
I'm not having it.
High-vives is good.
Then he'll probably get picked up, bro.
check spoilt stream that boys boy is good at video games man I didn't know he's
fucking global lead are you fucking bro this guy's it this guy's a training what
the fuck he's not he's a ballerint on or sorry he's a radio ballerint so he's
nasty oh my god bro pick him he's a captain chat wait hold on child let me
Hold on a second. Let me see this shit, bro.
We can jump out, we can get out, make it up, we can look up, do whatever you want,
It's not even my fucking sense. It's not even my sense. It's not even my sense, bro. It's not even my sense, bro.
I'm out of this shit, okay. I'll hop on it later though. I'll definitely hop on it later.
Okay, okay. Okay. Let's actually look in
custom trash Bruce. I don't think he's that bad like Bruce might get first pick
Archey, I think Archey's better than Bruce though. And Yuki, I think better than Bruce Yuki is looking at sleeper first pick chat
What are we thinking? What are we thinking arrow? I don't know arrow arrow
Arrow
Arrow is probably is what is he is he in front of her?
What is his?
Clicks we want to win. I do want to win chat like his clicks actually a good. Let's see clicks. Yes, go
Think fun over starting okay
We're starting okay
Francisco
Bro, this is a mr. Savage video
Clicks clicks gets
Go this was five years ago, bro
This is a row
Ban him ban him ban him ban him ban him ban him
Thank you, bro. Why would you say he's live and then he's not in the game?
Let me call Clubs, bro. Let me see if he's good
Aero is Aero CS wait arrow got CS in his name
Hold the air cut there is this good air cuts. I mean he's got CS in his name. It's no way he's bad, right?
Wait this guy did a full stream of CS go case openings
It's your stream where you place the game
wait one game here you okay okay here we go let's see the gameplay yeah I'm
extortion like this word let me see it okay American okay okay he knows that
it's the switch after the nade you've seen apps he's probably here okay
I'm not communicating.
Arrow 6-3K?
Shut up, bitch!
Hilarious, bro. You're fucking hilarious. You're hilarious.
Check clips? Great fucking idea, chat. Great idea.
Here we go.
Let's see. Arrow says something. 4k plus 1 team kill. Ace!
Here we go. Let's see. Let me see something, Arrow. Let me see something for you.
Yeah, let's fake it.
Okay.
In Season 2, you got 10 wins away in a day.
I did get 10 wins in a day. On the first day.
But that was like...
I feel like that was against lower elo players, though.
So that was easier.
Focus, man.
Not bad.
It's really crouching after every kill, though.
I don't like that.
Not bad.
It's CS.
You do that in CS?
Wait, actually, that's fine in CS?
Oh, shit.
I mean, wait, what?
I think striping is better, though.
CS not ballerina?
You literally do that, you crack.
Compared to Val, yes, why not?
Okay, okay.
I mean, yeah, he's not bad, bro.
He's not fucking bad at all.
Not bad.
You're the trash one?
I mean, bro, no fucks,
Y'all must have forgot. Y'all must have forgot.
It's fun.
We're gonna take a-
1.6 million views on these doors? I didn't even know.
Yeah, bomb.
I literally turned into Prime Donk here.
I'm gonna beat you.
What's the deal?
Oh, shit.
Runs off.
Career highlight?
Damn this shit is loud.
That third frag was nice, hold on, let me see this third frag.
Woohoohoohoo!
WJS!
I'm not doing that peek ever again, that's stupid.
I'm him bro. I'm literally him. Prime dunk. Well, that's a W bro. Clicks in a game, watch
him. Everybody's warming up, me, someone like me. Let's see, let's see. Clicks, all I
need to see is one round and I should, I'll be able to tell if he's good or not.
This is actually a solid head up. You can play this
Don't play like this like I can pick up them you pick up and hold this just hold this
There you go
This isn't good angle when you're so big fan
You're kind of trapped. No, he's not bad though. He's not bad though. Like I can tell by the way his movement is
He's not bad
Holy shit
He's ass
Arrow first, okay, I'll get arrow if I can I'll get arrow
I'll probably I mean if it's between moxa muda and an arrow
These three are into into train interchangeable and then and then bro
I think bro. I think you he's gonna get picked up dude. I look he won't
You give an
X you see he's not bad and check this
Yugi's ass check his bar from yesterday
You eat clutch 1v3 bomb down you got this they're all gonna come spawn
Fuck you're gonna play this angle fuck. You better know how to do it. I'll be three right now in a situation
That's all three. That's all three all three of them coming in now
boom
That's right. Yep, window flash go away
Doors, you didn't you didn't oh my fucking god
He's not bad
He's not bad like both Valorant to see his go it transfers chat
Not bad, I feel like he's gonna get first pick
Second pick that's the thing though out of all these options and there's eight teams
Yugi's gonna get picked up unless they just don't know who they're picking second picks
They don't know okay. Yeah, they don't know then I think I take the risk
I think I try to get moxie moota or arrow. I think I think I want I think I want moota
I want Muda. Ron's not captain anymore? Wait, what? I'm confused. What do you mean
Ron's not captain anymore? Ron? He is?
One guy it wasn't one guy was like it was like five guys
Yuki a Jack of all trades game wise, but he's ass egging what arrow highlights
I'm done cooking links when is the draft in eight minutes draft is in eight minutes, but streamer time
Probably like an hour or so
Arrow, arrow and clutch?
Peep arrow clutch?
Oh, nah, you can tell by his movement, bro.
Like, he really, I mean, he has CS in his name.
He's pretty decent.
I
He's you was he actually you cuz that's really bad
I'm not lying y'all saying IRL movements if you dodge IRL
You dodge a flash IRL or you duck down cuz you ducked in game. You're good at video games
He's not bro. He's NA. I mean he sounds pretty American to me
Arrow Bruce Yugi
No, I don't think Bruce is a good second pig bro, and he's not
I
See when I win I want to win Bruce is good
Crazy films
is his monitor not in front of him before playing this right now bro he's
Look is he playing on OBS?
Throwing flashbang
Can we get into the cosplay show?
It's a good charity call, funny, wanted, terrible, but please I beg of you make sure you're all right
I've seen enough
We had a good team. You're actually be fucking flying
Clicks is pretty good though. I'm not gonna lie. Clicks is decent. He's actually pretty good. Yugi's low key got hands on she's go
Just pick good people would be content regardless watch agent. Oh, yeah agents and attorney. Let me see this shit
I
Instantly
Okay, let me let me see let me see
Good decent crosshair placement decent
No and for skin instant not body shoots Barry
Body shot fucking Barry
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not first or second pig. I don't think Bucky's a first is a sleeper
Holy shit, holy fucking shit.
Nah, that's sleeper.
That's actually, that's, okay, hold on.
Bucky, what the fuck he's a, he's pretty fucking good.
Good.
Bucky over Arrow.
Second pick.
I think he'll be first.
He'll be drafted first.
Ours doesn't mean good.
Watches live, he's one and four.
Okay, but sometimes I go one and four,
but I'm pretty good at video games.
Fucking games for this one.
Okay, let's watch some Bucky gameplay.
I mean look bro his movement is pretty fucking good, dude good usage of nades
Good spin
Ron is a captain, bro
If I was captain run pick clicks first
11 and 4 lower pass wait he's fucking good
You're up. Yeah, you could tell
by the way he moves like he's
definitely played this game
before. I'm going to be a roster
placement is very good. He's
about to be in a clutch
situation. Let's see how he
performs. Great positioning.
Oh my fucking goodness. This
might be first pick potential
your chat yeah look at the beehive
under ah that's just a blood that's a
blunder but don't that's that's first
big potential right there chat that's
actually fuck okay bet bet bet wait
Who's better though, Chad? Muda or Bucky?
I feel like me and Muda got a little bit more chemistry
because I played with him before.
I don't know though, but One might be picking Muda
because they play together. Muda.
I think I'm gonna go Muda over Bucky,
but if Muda gets snatched by One or Joe,
I'm gonna pick up Bucky.
Muda might be gone. I need the chosen one.
I need the chosen one.
I
Walk on winning 1v1 against sweet what the fuck
I
See
Are you gonna pick me
I mean one we want to build up bro
Shut up. Oh my god. Oh my god
Yo
Rondo one thing about Ron he's a 1v1 warrior
fuck that ass yeah Jason invite me invite you Jason invite me invite me Jason
yo they want to kick me again
W snows W snows mooda mooda mooda mooda let's see let's see
Who does not even the discord
Bro tell my I added you on discord
Is Lacey warming up
Y'all think Lacey is a last pick potential
Yo
Added you added you Jason NMS. Let's go chosen one
No pick potential this dude is
This guy's talking about fucking tap-caps dude and that's over bro
Yo
Sub dude hey listen, bro. I was I was doing a mock draft you might be you're gonna pick that first if not by me
I feel like I feel like only he's picking you though because you play like I
Yeah, I'm pretty close with only so I think you might pick me
But he has someone else he's close with so you might just add him to so I don't know
Wait, what's your um?
What's your steam? Yeah, send me your stinker. I'll send you I'll send you I'll send you
You always get in full
How you how you doing, bro? I'm doing good bro. God bless bro. You you're chilling
Hey, you know me man. It just just been
What do you mean guys who've been this guy's open the main back would do not disturb 70m in Germany can't believe that they hurt
of you
I know it's that the library. I know it's not even like that at all guys throwing like you straight through these LA streets
I feel you. What are you talking about?
I'm just chilling. I'm a homebody. I stay home just growing man. You know what it is
trying to win this whole shit bro. I'm drafting on the weekend working on the
weekend. Yo bro are you a fucking quote farmer? Are you actually like ten lyrics in a span of 30 seconds?
No, my fault, my fault. I added you, I added you, I added you.
Alright, let's, alright. Do you know how to set up a 1v1 lobby?
Oh
I
Wait, you're the commander. No, no, I don't know anything bro. To be honest. I just aim
Let's see chat. How do I do a 1v1? Does anyone know? No, I got it. I got it. I got it
There's a reason why I'm a captain. There's a reason why I'm a fucking captain. Hey, you're so much
I
Think I regret these bots. I got it girl. Don't even worry about it. Damn boy. Yeah. Oh
No, see what we're coming here. See where we're compatible. I don't know my sense you play before
It's just first round I got lucky
You haven't even warmed up yet, we're on a trip
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, not bad, not bad.
What was your peak?
Peak rate.
This game, pace of ten, pace of ten.
Oh my god, I'm a little flicky though!
I'm a little flicky though!
I
Not bad
You play before good box. I grew a place he is
When I was like a demon at this game, I play like stretch friends. I was a try hard
I actually had a I was saved up for a good knife and I gambled it on CS go wild and I lost the gut knife
Oh, what fuck fuck team are
I
Man Jesus
Fuck you out J. Oh
whoa
Have you been warming up?
No, this is my first warm-up game and it's five five brothers a little embarrassing from your end bro a little bit
Well, I'm like no, I just downloaded the game like today too
Ron's not captain anymore. Apparently your first pig Jinxie and you're at your very high in the draft lottery. Oh
They want me, huh? They want you they want you is it's own a
Own a and Jinxie wants you up is what my chest in
oh my god you just flicked my head I'm in boy it's just it's taking a little
second bro that's not gonna get used to it
I
Fuck
Not bad
Jigsie is picking you first
You're very high in the draft lottery bro. How do I reach the off bowl?
But I don't have to get there back in there. That's a lot of pressure. It's a lot of pressure bro. I don't go
Child, let's go. What's that? How good is Jinsie?
Holy body shot Barry
No, I try I tried to go for the D. Go. I tried the headshot
I was like that I was like that I was literally
The cross is right on your hand, the next time we're fucking...
Let's go!
Oh my god!
These shadows are gonna regret waking up this moment.
Oh fuck!
Yo!
You're ass- We're ass, bro!
You missed, I missed!
Holy shit.
I
Do one of you ones really matter though
Are you I mean you know I gotta warm up the the tendons
Well, what the fuck is this are you shifting around in a fucking one-to-one? No, no
Oh no, he's just gonna stay on my phone.
Come on bro.
I'm spinning the video and just headshotting you down.
I don't want to close fucking eyes.
Alright, okay, okay, snows.
I'm sitting on this guy man, there's snows in one.
Oh, talk to me nice bro, come on.
I'm known for these bro.
How many hours you got in this game?
Oh, let me see.
120.
Oh my god, we suck.
Whoa, what the fuck? Are you all stretched? How are you hitting these shots? There's no way.
What is your Deagle name?
What the fuck is your Deagle's name?
It's uh... it's... it's not...
I don't know who it is
What the fuck?
Archibald... Archibald on there
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Oh!
Boo!
I'm feeling good!
You're getting lucky.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Don't fucking split me bro, come on.
Oh, you're hurt.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm ass, bro.
I'm ass, I'm out.
Oh!
I'm ass!
I'm ready. I'm tea sided bro. I'm tea sided.
I
Confidence
Dude what the fuck what happened to me bro? I'm not allowed. I was playing for the I was playing for the flicks
But honestly, yeah, you're pretty good dude. You're pretty good
I see why you're a team captain. You haven't hit this game. Why is Jason playing with this win trader?
Dude, can you explain this win trade lower bull? You know, it's just it's just hate shit, bro
Like you really think I would win trade bro come on
Yo, it's 130 what's coming on right now, I know we're getting delayed hello
You got help back though, right? No, no, no, I didn't
Yeah, let's just keep moving up
What do you want? Where do you go? Okay?
Oh my god, I'm a fucking idiot. I'm a animal, bro. Holy shit. Oh my god. Just flip. Oh Jesus
Actually, bro. God, you just downloaded the game
Um
I played once one game this year
I fucking knew it bro. There's no way there's someone stopping me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, so that's the last one, that's the last one, that's the last one.
What?
I'm a Valorant, buddy.
Do we have zero ping and I have 80?
Where are you from?
Holy shit holy shit
Oh give the server in your house how do you actually have zero ping?
I'm the host of this
Oh
We're not hitting these shots there's no way I didn't know you were like a gamer, bro
Well, I don't know bro, but you're blowing up you're doing some like crazy tiktoks
Yeah, I know you had this in you
You don't have a come up story, man
That's all I need is one shot, bro.
Yeah, what's going in?
Whoa.
This is like swinging it right over.
Watch out.
Come on, man.
The boys have got a barrel in hostile indeed.
Don't mind you.
Watch out.
I'm gonna get my spray pattern down.
It's down, it's down and then left, right?
But you want to be honest I don't spring this game. I just tap tap tap this you do on God. I tap tap tap
I just shouldn't I give you the tech dome keep it a buck
Oh my god no no no the chosen one is in flow states. I mean Barry yeah your face it's in
where your face is in. Don't even go under that. You can't even get under. Yeah, I'm
not the wise guy that you are. That's right. It's like I'm hitting you for three. Well,
You did hit me for three after that.
Oh, what the fuck?
Sherman.
Chad, where does Jigsie live? Because what the fuck's my finger to be?
He lives in Miami.
Oh my god.
He lives in Miami.
Alright, that's good work. That's good work, bro. Alright.
I just wanted to feel you out, man.
Pretty fucking good.
No, you're a good student, bro.
Yo, can you send me a discord to get in?
I don't need a discord, no one send me a discord.
Are you not in the Twitter?
Oh, I should only send to the internet.
No, no, no, only send to the internet.
Okay.
I'm in the internet.
Okay.
Wait, who are you gonna pick then if it's not me?
Yo, if I'm not, if I don't get picked, you gotta pick me.
No, I'm gonna pick you first if you're not picked up, but I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
I need to win, bro. I wanna win, bro. I wanna win.
I need like some shooters, I'm not gonna lie.
I think, uh, best case, you are on my team because I'm probably, uh, if we're on our captain,
I mean, sports globally, Squishy's fucking face at level 10, but besides them, it's me, but the thing is, I'm like the team on Rao Booster, okay?
Chemistry is very important. We get on the team, bro. I feel like we got a little chemistry work
We both came from the same roots, bro. We both came from Valorant. I'm still in Valorant. You fucking better, man
I didn't run away from Valorant. All right, bro. I'll see you soon. Hopefully
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Take care
You're dead weight. Why? What are you saying?
Cheerleader? No, bro. No, I'm not the fucking cheerleader. No, I'm not the cheerleader. I
Always give a good team morale chat, you understand and that is very important and honestly drafting
For a team chemistry. I could go a full chemistry team and we could make it far
I'm not even trolling like it could be me Ron Arkey fucking Lacey and we could make it all the way
But I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
Let's see.
Oh, my fucking god!
Like, I want to talk to Aaron,
and the student instantly joins my call.
Oh, no, I just wanted to...
I just wanted to say, hey, you know what I mean?
Hi, hi!
No, I'm just kidding.
Hey, Sena, how you been?
Have you practiced I did practice oh
I I didn't I didn't drop out as you can see that's good. I told you like I really considered dropping out
Wait, why did the other person leave the call? No, no, they didn't leave there's
No, I just I didn't drop out, but I did practice a little bit listen Sina
I'll be quite honest with you. You're gonna pick me on your team, right?
Wait, let's let's let's 1v1. Let's 1v1. I'm gonna see where you're let's do a benchmark 1v1. Let's see where you're at
Let's get wet. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm down. I'm down. Do you want to go to like a random?
You're gonna go to team Jason color the cross. Yeah, yeah team Jason, okay
Okay, okay, do I have you on steam?
Just send me your steam code
Okay, but are you even good at this game? I'm pretty I'm better than you a
Hello yo, it's good a row
What's up guys doing? Hi, I heard you're a high draft lottery pick
I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I'm like
20k maybe how many hours?
Hours
13,000 what the fuck I'm sorry. I'm sorry wait hold on in like on steam for most of like a bunch of random games
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah spit yeah, uh, CS kind of strike on me
Wait, why'd I say?
Fail to send invite. Do you have a full friends list or something? Oh, I might have a
Maybe here. Wait, just because I don't actually play the game though. I don't have a full friend. Yeah
I was doing research on you era and you're like a case spinner
Yeah, I open a couple cases, but I you know, I also talked about the skins to you know
Oh
a little bit more eloquent than that
Oh man
You'll be too late
Who am I? Who am I? Hi guys!
Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
That's a good one actually
You said what?
Oh what are you doing right now?
I can't send you an invite either for some reason
I was gonna try to do a 1v1
Oh maybe you have like your stage
I can't even play this game
I added you
I had too many friend requests, so I just hit ignore all for all the weirdos that
That's good
Have you ever played a connoisseur?
That arrow here has 13,000 hours, which is awesome. Wait, what's your
You gotta go on controller. You gotta go on controller, buddy
I'll play left-handed wait, what's your ranks arrow?
I'm in for me, I'm 20 K
But I okay
Jason I'm a any game the game
Wait make me be the party leader leader, so I think it's like oh here. It's like diamond and valorant or something wait
What do you say? I
Don't know it's like diamond and valorant
What no way. It's not true. It's not that high
Wait, what's okay hours and you're only diamond. That's that's
Wait, I'm sorry, you have 20k hours of valorant?
There's no way, there's no way.
20k Evo.
Oh, I just leaked some shit.
I think it's like Supreme and CSGO, basically.
What if I just allowed it to download?
Is that you, Jason?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, Arrow, 20k hours and you're not global elite, that's a bit embarrassing.
So, Jason, why are you honestly, what the fuck, displace you?
Why are you gonna say that, bro?
I'm not honestly, I'm just being real, I'm just being real.
I'm global in faces, Jason.
Rosie fucked with my crosshair.
Blue fucking hoo-hoo, like, what do you want me to do?
I can't stand it!
What do you want me to do?
It was very early in the morning, if you guys wouldn't be able to yell, please.
Early in the morning, it is 2 p.m.
Yo, sit down, come on, lock in.
So, but they won't tell me how to fix it.
Oh, my God.
What do you need, sit down?
They messed up my crosshair and they made it four giant cues.
Oh, I can help you with that. Hold on. Thank you.
That's easy. Oh, wait, I can just copy Jason's. Yeah, there you go. Yeah.
Look at her shrimp
All right, good luck guys have fun. Good luck. Good luck era. Oh
My fucking god
It's just
why did you stop stop oh my fucking god sinna
what oh that was so hard to hit sinna sinna sinna let me teach you how to put in
oh why you're a crossbar oh my god oh my sinna sinna don't move crowds
Crouch, crouch, crouch and shoot, crouch and shoot.
Are you fucking dead ass?
So you tell me to crouch and shoot,
and you just fucking shoot me?
What? Okay, I'm actually gonna shoot you.
I'm actually gonna teach you, because, okay.
Santa, when you see someone, yeah, crouch and shoot.
Spring is probably not good for you, so just tap.
Burst, just use burst.
The light snaps are better.
Like that?
Yeah, light burst.
You should do burst, you should do burst,
you should do burst.
Do burst.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, low sense is good so you can aim better, okay?
Make sure though cross here is always on head level always on head level all right when you're peeking corners
Always on head level you you peak silver brother, okay?
There's no point in training anybody
Seven face a level 10 you are literally not supposed to be training anybody you should be training yourself, buddy
That has a little fucking funny
Silly you're ass
There's a reason why I'm captain captain's discord is it too late not in the
You're in the captain's but let's be honest you didn't you're not you don't deserve to be a captain baby
Hey, it's me be objective. Look at that. You just got rolled by me. All right. Wait. I gotta go apparently they're calling my name
Hey, I'm gonna pick you up
You will you promise no
Yeah, what up guys so we basically made my heart you're the best player here man
I was just hoping that I wasn't a captain so I could get drafted to your team. Yeah
Yeah
We're ready for her to as well. Yeah, we should wait. I'm up. Oh, I can do them. So basically
I'm not here. So basically
Basically how bad you are like the worst you are the better draft order you get so we're gonna go top to bottom boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And we're gonna do three rounds.
By the end of the draft,
you will have a team of four players,
including yourself, obviously.
We'll do all the games at once in the first round,
so does it take too much time?
Is there, is there a place?
Huh?
Is there, is there, is there a place
that you can use them?
Yes, in the Discord server,
it's gonna say draft pool.
Draft pool.
Nice.
I don't see it.
I'm the second worst player.
Yes.
No, I should be the worst one.
I'm, I'm not gonna see it.
I'm not gonna see it.
I heard you were really good, bro.
That's worse, Monty.
I got that one.
Wait, so if Moody gets picked, pick Ron, right?
Moody gets picked, pick Ron.
Or do I pick Bucky?
Nah, I'm picking Ron, bro.
That's my boy.
Pick Ron, right?
Second person.
Oh, thank fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you were Blat and Val,
you're definitely going to be better than me
at this game.
Wait, who's playing Val?
I'm playing Val.
Joe, JoBart, JoeBart.
You're also fucking Overwatch, bro.
Yeah, but I used to play this game.
I was going to say that Overwatch is kind of crazy, you know?
I'm good at it, you know?
Why is only third?
I only had one button, though.
I thought we agreed that X is better than only A, right?
Didn't we agree?
Yeah.
I thought it was only a pixel.
What?
No way.
No, X, you probably are, bro.
X, he's kind of like a full-time case opener, bro.
I was playing with him in Wingman.
He went negative every game.
I don't know.
He's a dad, dude.
He's a dad.
Yo, I lost a cheeser.
I don't have to admit that.
Oh, he's a dad.
No, I'm a kid.
Well, he's got a child right now.
No.
Huh?
Child ring?
No.
So who are we missing?
Just Richie and Oh, that's it.
Yep.
Yeah.
Richie's it says he's in a casual.
So I don't know what he's going to do.
Sorry, sir.
He's disqualified.
It's gonna say draffle it's right above the VC
Oh gee okay I'm gonna help out a yo I'm gonna be my mate my old power rankings if you copy them you are banged by
I'm just saying you are banged by alright so who would your who would your pecs be
I'm like I tell you this whole time I've said it.
Jynx is this snake trap or regular like just one?
Uh, no, no, no.
Regular trap.
So boom, top to bottom, boom, boom, boom, every round.
Wait, top to bottom and then top to bottom again.
So, yes, I'm going to get the first pick in every round.
Joe, you're going to get the second pick in every round.
Oh, and then you're going to get the third pick in every round.
I feel like you're too good for that, Jonko.
Were you like one of the highest ranks in Rainbow?
Yeah, on a fucking, plastic fucking controller.
Oh, hey, bro, if you see me play CS just look up seven shot incident next watch. Oh Joe. He's pretty he's pretty bad
Hey, what you watch that shit? Oh my bad. I'm not that bad the shotgun clip
There's the shotgun clips. I'm forgiven. Just look up Jinx these seven shot was good was good. Richie. What's good?
I'm sorry, bro. I was gonna go a man. Oh, it's just play. We have
67 only captain or missus own a where is on it? Where's on it? Where did he go?
You guys were two words on it. Wait, wait, guys
Get fucking intense like lock it on your pics. Wait, wait question question
How was on a second pick is it in his game see his go? Ah
So a couple of things he's ten yeah, yeah, why is Jason?
Yeah, I kind of was curious about this, but you're pretty keen on this right well ass
Yes, I was saying that still yes
What only s?
Yes, you open the clicks one button bro. It's called open look. I'm not gonna lie
He has 8,000 hours on the game like 7,000 his cases like I'm gonna be honest. Oh, yeah, I didn't know okay, okay?
Yeah, okay
On a peeing he's peeing he's peeing you'll be here right after he's done
Now it's a good idea to start looking at your draft order start thinking about the players
You want to draft here, bro? The shit is like we got a clock too. So like
Maximum time is gonna be like a minute, bro. You got like a minute to draft these players
You're picking Deji first, right?
Yeah, see Deji's a wild card. Chad is Deji played CS like I'm sure I'm sure everyone here has played CS at some point in their life
Besides, I think I think she just downloaded again
Jinksy, there's probably like five or six people that never touched this game ever.
Who are those people? Like, I feel like everyone here has played this game. Has sketch played CS?
Zoink has probably not played CS. Yeah.
Has Silky played CS?
Oh, Zoink's level 10. Wait, level 10 facing? What? What? What?
What? That's what they say in chat, no?
Who the fuck said that?
No, I don't think so, I don't think so.
Bro, Zoinks a geometry dash plural.
What am I looking at right now?
Chad, who do I get?
Yo, yo, that's crazy.
You mean people call Wizzn a one-bun character?
Is that a one-bun fucking game?
Zinnah, I'm not picking you up.
One-bun thing.
Okay, this is, all right, all right.
So, Chad, who should I get with the first pick?
So we're out of hold on this, please?
I think it should be you.
What was up?
I don't think it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I were you, Jinxie, I think my first pick
would probably be Sketch, just for the team's sake.
I'm not sure how sober he is right now.
Also, I don't think it's.
No, well, you're three mango carts in.
You're hashtag geek.
It's IPAs, bro.
I'll be fine.
I'm going with.
Silky.
Wait, Silky.
Do you have CSGO gameplay?
What was that?
No, a single CSGO match.
It's 4%.
It's not like 8%.
It tastes like peas.
No, no, no.
It tastes like a pine tree.
It is like the sap of a pumpkin pine tree. What do you have to talk about idea? You're a fucking hipster fucking
Only plays game in your only
What what are you how do you mean this game in your second draft pick? I
I don't know they fucked up they fucked up it may be another argue situation before they put me in a roll out
I'm ready to have the job. Yeah, I'm ready. All right. Um, have I played NFL draft intro, please?
We go we go we go yo vice are you gonna update the list as we like remove people or
I think you should have made a doc was that English
Says you says you says you talk to me X talking to me
Yeah, it's crazy. It's everyone there because Loki the guys that I invited I
told them fucking 6 30 p.m. like Moxie for example right now he's not it's
Moxie here Moxie's not here, Coffin's not here, Aiden's not here.
Guys they prior to the game I gave me last night I've got a feeling this
draft is not gonna start for another hour no no no it will but so what do we do
if the guys aren't here do we still consider them in the draft
no more here fuck me in the house who's not here who's not a new package I'm
telling you I'm telling you how comes down here moxies not here
Bazaara.
That's half the fucking draft.
So let's get three subs then.
Is Bruce here?
Bruce is here.
He said he'd be right here.
Can you call a boxer right now?
As long as Bruce sent any communication.
Hi guys, what we need to do is we need to basically get the subs now because you don't want to have people draft players that aren't actually on the team and then it fucks everything.
So we're just going to kick out the people that aren't here and then kick them off.
We can get raised, JC.
Oh yeah, get raised, get raised, get raised.
I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna call him.
All right, um, who's your buddy?
Raid just joined, so Raid just joined.
Raid?
Okay, what about Raid?
Can we get Raid instead of either one of the people that's AFK, Cobham, Aiden, or
who else is the AFK?
Come on Raid, come on Raid!
I want you to do it D&D list for a fucking reason, you better fucking pick up, man!
Raid, Raid, Raid, urgent, urgent!
I'm live right now Jinxie needs you as a sub for the CS Tournament I senior tweet
bro go ahead and get out of bed I know you had a good night after that
bram risk fight bro it's time man it's time go ahead and click the star stream
button and let's go man it doesn't matter you play battle right it's a
You're probably a round you're probably a second round drift draft prospect
That's a no, yeah, you'll get on
Hungry
Hell hunger. All right, bro
Dude it's 5 p.m. You should be up already
Well you could see it well, I hear I am I am right above you so technically speaking I'm not much
You on the cap
Every time I see a Joe Bartoloz
subs. All right, sub in rage or Aiden and then I think Mr. Savage wants to sub too the chat
saying. I just asked rage, I just asked rage, he said give him five, so unconfirmed, unconfirmed.
He just woke up. Okay. Wait, where are we subbing at?
What a big chat. I should have come in here. Aiden sub out Aiden and sub in rage. We haven't
heard a single word from Aiden. Aiden. Brandish fight last night.
I was in it on the phone a minute ago
Did you call maxi
I told them to come at 630. I thought it was 630 like yes, I got mixed up the time zones bro
We have any sense we need
How many so do we need Jixie? I
I can maybe guess it.
I'm going to go to New Zealand and I'm going to push your ass.
So Moxie's asleep.
Who else is?
Wait, Axe, what did Aiden say to you?
He said you were on the phone with him five minutes ago.
He's like, that's all I know.
Okay, so we can put Aiden in for Moxie and then Rage is in.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
New Zealand, sorry.
Nebulance.
Okay, so this is invisible.
Yep. Yep. Okay.
If they didn't still playing, but Moxie's out.
Yeah, Moxie.
Extra said Moxie didn't pick up on Aiden's on the left.
Oh my god, I'm doing my draft man. Word to bro.
Well then we're ready to go.
Now if that, cause then everybody else is here.
Who else is in here?
Rage unconfirmed.
Unconfirmed.
Okay.
He said keep it five so.
How about how many players do we have?
We have 32.
I'm like a couple beers deep right now.
Yeah, I think this is a good list.
Four, five, six.
Jinxie, bro, there's a half a mile to you.
You're blowing a 0.07 BAC right now.
Bro's acting like he is geek.
Bro, I'm a couple beers in.
I'm saying like I'm not sharp as a sword right now.
We're set, beards.
Beards, beards?
Did you say beard?
You said beards!
Yo, you on?
Yeah.
I'm gonna pull up. I bet I bet I'm gonna I'm gonna
You have to download the game
How long she has to take to download
Well, I mean you don't have to watch the draft so the draft's probably gonna be like what 30 minutes because it's a it's for before
So, so yeah, just just down the CS boob your stream react to Twitter calm and
Yeah, react to the news bro react to your calm
We have 30 how good is I just want we got we have started X X you're we can hear you
He's in the cold. You can just ask him
Well a JC
Yes, yes, yes, great rage confirm rage confirm. Okay, so we have rage as a sub and savage as a sub now
Savage is gonna be a lot better than rage, right?
Uh-huh, I can put you with with the Jesse. He's there
Okay, um, I think, I think Savage and Rage are something, I think we already have two
subs.
Savage and Rage will fill it.
Okay.
So, but I don't want people to draft the players that aren't in, so who's not in?
Are we good?
Okay, I'm going to read down the list of people in the discord, okay?
Yep.
Ready?
Lacey send me a clip.
Oh
It's a little sneaky a little sneaky on our I guess fucking bots, bro
Like bear your name is Lil A. King of LA. Holy shit
bit. There is something on your shirt. I already did the fucking bit. I already did it. You
don't have to spam that shit. Stop spamming that shit. Lacey, stop. Your stops are going
up, dude. W tons. W fucking tons. Lacey, you have made it on the maybe pick. Maybe third
rounders. Third rounders. Let's get Lacey's a high third rounder. Then probably rage
and then uh...
who else on the third rounder
uh... bruce
arke
agent
this is my share
pick
so pick
arke before you eat this is a no no specific order check
You can definitely definitely
Maybe it is maybe it is no specific order, but like these first two years for sure
Pick third rounders don't pick okay
One minute timer
One minute I don't know how good any of these people are
One ray you want ray?
Scatch
Realistically Joe you open some great string the game you go Ray or sketch. I'm gonna keep it a buck Ray or sketch
Sin is a sleeper. Oh
Oh, he G G Jodos Jodos all right. No, no, no, no, no, take these back. You picked what?
You got an arrow. All right, only pixel. Oh god. Let's make it a job.
I'm taking
Bro, I want to move down. Um, I'm taking. Hey, I got to support my EU guys. I'm picking don't
Very, very good.
You will see.
Yes.
Oh, wow, chairman.
Chairman.
Wow.
Yeah, that's not crazy.
I'm going to have to go with my boy stable Ronaldo.
No, you're not.
Woo!
You got to get big.
Woo!
You got to get big.
Woo!
You know, I'm going to lose to you, too, as well.
Woo!
Huh?
Hey, what is it that you're trying to mean?
Why do you complain after the fucking team captain's already picked the orders are
Established bro. He's trapped it bro. You gotta go. You gotta go. Give me give me buckle
No, he said buckle
you go you go you go you go shit yo yo who's uh who who's uh who's on the clock
like who's on the clock can you help me guys go to Josh we're just quickly
making sure mook mook see like we don't need we don't have one anymore
right fuck he's out sorry dad you got big playing C-ass retchie you're
probably gonna want to pick him sinna's a sleeper pick that's pretty nasty yeah
yeah i was thinking like sinna uh let me see
i wait where's daizine e you he might lag that might be like a big thing
Yeah, but he blew up off CS. I think he's
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with clicks
Let me think honestly, bro, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with by
Yeah
I think a lot of one of their pics
No
Free fucking curveball you're already crying the game you started already crying
I'm gonna go lacy. I'm gonna go lacy lacy. I get the southern youths rolling until it's their draft dude. Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, I'm up.
Don't mute me.
All right, give me five seconds, give me five seconds.
Four, three. No, no, no, no, no, no, not literally five.
This is really tricky.
The G.C. we're trying to play.
Lacey Vospey.
I really got him in here.
Maybe he's playing for content because he's facing a little 10.
I'm not gonna like it.
It's really hard.
Ooh.
Okay.
I don't know.
Chats saying different things.
Chats having this in the fucking tournament.
Wait, wait.
You give you want to win?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Agent.
Is Agent in NA or is he in Australia?
I need to know, like, pretty instantly here.
Agent, are you in USA or are you in Australia?
He was in Australia five days ago.
Oh, it's really hard.
NA, NA, okay.
Seeing a lot of Yu-Gi's.
No!
Alright, let me go with Agent.
Let me go with Agent.
Oh my God!
Shit.
Fucking shitty people over there.
Shitty pigs don't chat. I agents good at every game. So I'm not mad at that
Wait, who's better?
Yep, yep, yep, you got a little like a minute look a minute
I'm gonna go bruise
Bruce they were saying Bruce too much. I'm saying
I think I go Yuki bro. I think I go Yuki here man. Is Savage in this or no?
Savage he's a no, he's not a he can't even stop cuz they don't
Because he'll be subbing in late for a late back
We're gonna have a rain stop worst case arrest stable on his odd, right? Yeah, right
Bro, Ron was out like five six ago. Ron is on my team. Yes
Is Aiden joining
Yes, yes, it is it it is it it is it
Bro, I want to bruise bro. Yo, if I pick Aiden, can we trade bro?
Yeah, we removed him from the draft.
All right.
We removed him from the draft, Axe.
He's not in the draft.
Axe, he would have already gotten drafted, bro,
if he was on the pool.
He got removed.
Oh my god.
What?
He got removed, bro.
He would have to read draft.
Bro, Axe, he would have been drafted, bro.
So what do I have left then?
What you see?
Couple Marquis joint sketch race and a silky-degee ginge rage
Bradley Youssef yes, sir
Wait, wait, is this troll? Do I know?
God-binch trash like holy fuck
Captain you got to build your team up to build your team up
How long do I have a jinxie like one minute one minute one minute one minute okay?
I'm gonna talk to my teammate real quick
Quick question, how are we determining what teams flying what teams?
We're gonna randomly spin a bracket.
Gotta get Rage here, gotta get Rage. I'm gonna Rage, I'm gonna Rage.
Are we all playing first game same time?
I gotta get Rage.
Orchie or Rage?
Orchie, shit! Orchie, you're shit!
One second, I'm just talking to my teammate real quick.
You're good, okay, come on.
Orchie, ah, R6, bro. R6 and she's going two different games, bro.
These are the picks that I'm out of the most.
These are the picks that win and lose these drafts here.
It gets really thin.
So I'm trying to map this out here for the last round.
Yo, Jinxie, if we got to EU, can I get hosted on East,
so they're not lagging if it's central?
Every game's on East.
Every game's on South.
All right, thanks.
So let me, like, 30 more seconds.
I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I think I get raised bro. Fuck this is
being the guy that says to know I'm gonna get our Archey
ah let's go let's go they're gonna lose yeah box teammate what you think I'm
thinking Archey yeah we can't know we can have this we're only
Here well, you can't you can't get salt aren't you high in a lot of
Projection
You guys can't solve all right
Consulting a lot
Shit, this is hard advice. This is hard. This is hard. I get raised. Yeah, I get ready. Let me see
Let me one sec me one sec Loki cuff him and not bad right? I've seen couple play
I think I'll raise and then cuff him or raise one of these
raise and then and then
Oh, the don't the don't pictures
You're my students or D the Riley pick here
Like the ginger they go raise it's gonna change
Let's go
Squishy you're up
No
Okay
It's great. She goes to the range not a
All right
I'll go cuff him I go cuff him
Yo, what is the way house anyway?
Oh
Yo, yo pixel
But like moxie leaked it that you fucking you told us on reverse
Trot on purpose how you said you said 6 30 p.m. Yes, he sent you a screenshot
60 I know that's why I fucked up. I feel fucking terrible right now. I'm not
joking. Yo, yo, yo, I'm you I'm my German ass is looking at the time. I'm fucking I
opened up EST time right now and I did like plus six plus eight while being
forthright. I did that. I don't know, bro. I got fucked up. I took a nap and
yes, yes, but I would have picked you. I would have picked moxie bro.
what the hell yo yo what when are you coming to America again
yo is this a draft or a fucking get together you should go to my house
waiting for jimmy jason you're on my dick and balls today shut the fuck how
many times have you complained about the draft and we didn't even get five
minutes into the draft stands the fucking cheater cheater how am I
cheating how cheeks and loses actually I don't see I don't see my life
Yeah
Okay, and and and your fucking skin and bones bitch
Fuck you
All right, no, you're gonna go to America or not I'll think about a series
pixel and X
discover the world
I got to I got to sleep everybody but Jyxes deafened right now consulting doing a deep down with his chat.
What axe if I pull up would you actually be down I would it be like.
No bro no no no I'm not going to have it I'm getting I'm not going to have it's not playing bro.
Alright I'm going to turn it off.
With my next pick I'm gonna be selecting red.
Wait Jyxes are you tampering or not?
You calling like players themselves?
I didn't, no one called anybody.
I was, uh, taking the piss.
You were gone for, you were gone for over a minute.
No, there was no phone call from me.
I'm gonna send this on a, you get scammed by it.
No, we're good.
Uh, Jill, you're on the clock.
I'm between two players.
Go.
Jeff, did I make the right plane?
Did I make the right plane?
I
Yeah
Is that what
Suki is some both you can literally ask in his chat
So he's fucking gone Joe Joe just so you know, just you said
Silk he's gone. Silk. He's gone. Silky not play the game brown silky type
No, it's even better. Silky typed in the group chat. Yo, we downloaded in CS go or CS to
What about the minute rule and then you go oh hold on let me keep salt my chat Devin for three minutes
You confirmed so I didn't look at you like it, but Joe once you like it you like it once you like it
Gonna be hot strings up
Yeah
All right, okay, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you thinking baby? What are you thinking? I'm between two in between two it's getting tricky
Wait, so so I'm still in
Yes, so I can still I'm me still in the draft for
It's a minute. I can just I can just ask like an open book. Yo zoink or bucky
Yes, bro
Bucking is what the fifth overall draft back
I'm going with Zoink, I'm going with Zoink, I'm going with Zoink. Locked! Rolls-Royce
with it. Natural gamer, natural gamer. GG's. Come on.
Jason, who do we got? I'm going to have to go with Cuffham. Go with Cuffham.
I should get fucking team.
Oh my God.
This is actually the God team.
This is the part about.
Yeah, well
Richie who is your pick? There's only three way who did who did xcat?
Thank you. You can see it all cool guys
Silky silky you suck, bro. I feel like sketches a bit of a sleeper here, right?
On this list
Sit as last
You have a big yet to one of the changes you have a big
Sinner
Pick when I was told that I couldn't what I'm saying. What is it?
No, you can't you can't change your pick
Who said that was it was it was pretend like he's the host who's the who's doing that?
yo silky silky you be the wrong thing these goodies only fucking case I
better fuck you you have no knowledge at all in video games man I feel bad
whoever's on cinema team this is a it this is a free fucking or
I
Know
Sports gonna pick sketch
Hey, this is lucky a good content team though, Lacey Rachis it is cushy. Yo, why is this sketch?
Dude, this is that we can't do drafts for others
Um
Sit a bit nice it's out. It's all we gotta fix it. It's just road. It's like it's like a kickball
You never want to be picked last and fucking like I was picked last all the time
And I think synod even in the R6 30 right yes
Let's get synod then let's get synod then let's get synod. Oh my god
All right, you guys got Senna. Yeah, so that means team squishy gets sketch. So it's squishy Lacey rage sketch
Wow, these two. Okay. I
Hopefully the draft format makes the teams balance. I really hope so. I really hope the draft format carries here
All right now
Now have us you explain to all the captains how like people are gonna get in the lobby and stuff is so it's not confusing
Yes, so every VC do you guys know how to open the chat in the VC?
uh
When you hover over it hover over a VC right now hover over it. Yeah, and then you see the open chat button
Oh, yes, so in your VC, you're gonna open that there's gonna be a link you click hide your screen
It will automatically connect you to the server
Not to open the console or anything. It will automatically connect you
Are we all playing same time?
Yes, first round is it's all done
Same time again. What are we gonna see the bracket like we play?
and
Right now, I think
I get straight the
The bracket and then I'll just generate it seven times or something. I think we win this whole shit, man
Cuff him not live
No way
He's gonna lean it barely if your teammates or not you put it on your teammates
So already
Yeah, I'm creating the bracket right now, and then I'll share my screen
I'll
Shuffle it seven times and then we're ready to go
If captain isn't live Jason's his team is disqualified right what the fuck no
Please don't say that DQ word around me, please
I get trauma
Get the roller ready. Yo, I'm gonna end up on on your fucking that Twitter comma. Holy shit
Understand what you just said, I don't know I don't do you just what happened
I will be on your Twitter, I don't know if I should be happy about that. That's good, bro
That's good. I don't know for a cabin cooler saying sketches and playing
Oh
You're posting in my car
Okay
You can't just quits.
Wait, um...
Which case is really good right now? I kind of want to buy some cases.
One-A or XQC-A.
Probably Brabo case.
Brabo?
Brabo case, weapons case two, weapons case one.
Um...
Wait, why is One-A like he's sighing?
I don't know. He's mentioning the most expensive cases in the game.
No, no, like D-9, I don't know. I don't know.
Cormor 2 is fine. Cormor 2 is fine. Cormor 2 is fine.
Cormor 3 is good. That's good.
Spectrum's okay.
Cormor 2.
You can get a match off of Glovecase.
Six dollar cases?
Wait, wait, wait. What's a good Glove?
What case is best to just like stand by a shitload of?
Glove.
Yeah, which one? Which one's Glove?
No!
Jim's that man. Jim's that man. It's true.
Jim's that man. Jim's that man.
You got a bottle of flan rope.
Put the shimmer screen and then...
You're jing see yo
Can I show your screen on yes, this is the bracket you
Playing Jinx first round no
These are not set these are not set okay, okay, okay, okay, I was gonna add it on your stream
Okay, okay, let me know is everybody in
I'm coming in coming in hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Bethan
Okay, yes, yes, yes, you can show yeah, I'm gonna shuffle this seven times
In the high-passes green chair you can every day
One
Mr. Beast. Yo, good one. I didn't see you winning. I didn't see you winning. No, man,
no, buddy.
All right, this is the bracket. Who's who's hosting? Like, how does that work? Are
we doing like all games at once? Are we doing like, I just first rounds all along.
He already leaked it, Chad.
He literally posted a video or pic in his com.
And he leaked it himself.
He already leaked it.
He literally posted a pic the same day he entered the box.
Santa, hey, short stream, short streams, boy.
Yo, it's Ibuys, Jinjin, Santa, no, no, no,
We're going to re-challenge everyone.
No, it's fine.
There's no way with us.
Did we just join our calls and then it's going to be in the chat?
I'm nervous!
You're in your calls with your team, and then, as I explained,
if you just open the chat, open the voice channel chat,
and it'll be there for you.
Oh, crap.
Hey, boys!
Boys!
It's going to be a good day today, bro.
We got the best team.
We got vibes, we have skill, and we have trajectory.
Vibes content it's good draft bro. Oh wait
Thank you. We all play the game simultaneously
I'm gonna open cases
Me too brother running
He's running comes running he said he's running he runs tell him to start rolling that fat bitch tell him to start rolling
Oh my god, I'm getting addicted to this shit, bro
Get in bro, get in!
Quick!
Nice!
Mate, my fucking gun is 80 dollars!
I'm not gonna do that.
It's like a beat down here.
Wait, are we playing all the games I've been looking at?
We can do a 3-3 here.
Okay, I'm just gonna start it.
Come on.
Keep first, keep first, keep first.
This is for luck, this is for luck.
Key first! Key first!
This is for luck, this is for luck.
No, I'm like, doo game.
AHHHHHHHHH!
BOO!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
BOO!
No!
BOO!
NO NO NO NO NO NO!
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
BOO!
Oh
You're an idiot
Wait
How did you get that I'm a fucking beach bro. We're just gonna be a good day guys
Is that couple yo, oh, hey, oh, hey
Sorry, I was deafened rock. Oh, yo, oh, hey, how's Jason did you know what's that? Yes, I have to be a lot of flies
Yes, let's walk it insane
What the fuck is this?
What is this good face?
I don't know.
How much is that?
How much?
Gamma Doppler, you motherfucker.
$2,000!
Oh, my fucking god!
$2,000!
I
Literally landed you that money money. My fucking god
I'm gonna do that money anyways. He's giving the money back. Yo Jason. Yes. Yes
How much have you spent on cases this week too much money a lot a lot maybe like over under like
Like like a thousand but listen, I made it all back. I made it back never stop. That's actually a profitable case owner
Like
I'm not
Stop we landed him the money we landed him
No, no shit. Yeah, we gotta share it. We gotta share it shit
Yeah, low-key. I think you should break off a piece of that knife to everybody
Break off a piece of the knife you have to know the fire
Gamma Doppler like it's what is that? I'm a I'm such in clothes for that night
Who faced to 2,000 plus? Oh my god!
Tell us, yeah bro, who should I fucking tell us? I spent 8 grand!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god!
You're already, already! Oh, I don't know.
Alright Jason, good luck.
Oh my fucking match win boys.
Wow.
Dude, you got the, your knife another day!
Rich kid, richer!
I was what I'm saying, but I hate when I see rich people just fucking up on tonight.
Fucking ridiculous. He gives me fucking piss
It's actually
Oh my oh, I see the night ball. That's insane dude. How much they say they're saying
Oh my god, 2000 2000 yeah
I just thought I thought I just bought what do I have this city fucking trash night? Yeah
Yeah, whatever better than anything you've run box wrong. Yes
Me fuck no, bro. I've unboxed like four of those. It's whatever really in the lawsuit. I thought you got something bad
No, I've been just I've been unboxing really good shit. I'm not okay. It could be
It's cool. Wow two fucking reds. Are we no no no no no no no take my dick and pull it out of its fucking. Oh
My god, what is my luck?
Good luck guys, have fun.
Thank you brother.
I gotta see this in game chat.
No no no.
Wait, how do I-
Oh my.
Is this part of the story?
God.
I want it so bad.
Oh my God.
Wait, what?
Oh my.
Is this part of the story?
God.
I want it so bad.
Oh my God.
Wait, what?
Oh my.
Oh my god wait till the color comes in chat
Wait did you buy a kill?
Oh yes I bought his risen armors
So you actually stole my knife
Oh my god
Oh my fucking god
Bro that's bronze
Oh my god
Oh my fucking god
Jason
Hey come foe
It's gonna be a good day today man
Oh
I got about too much
Come on you need drink like that to be you in these tip it like that to be talking like that, right?
I
Actually bro be confident your boys cuff them come on
Not just match you out you're okay
Yeah, you're good you're good
Wait is there's a lot of the dreams and nightmares or no, how do we how do we cue? How do we kill? We're second?
We're sick
Okay, okay, wait we cute up
Which one's a glove case chef
Yo, do you ever do a silver string?
Gang smoke is not nothing to get high
Nigga you gotta enjoy streaming game. You gotta feel like you know me you doing that shit
When the truth doesn't mean bad
Oh
Wait wait, I need a glove I need a glove to go in my shit chat
I'm not buying this shit. I want case case. I'm not feeling the terminal chat. I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest
Which one is the good one which one's the good one hedge maze hedge maze
Gloves glove case
What's in this glove place hedge maze
I
Love 20 fucking dollars are you fucking kidding me? No, no, no, no, hedge me hedge me hedge me
Bro, I'm not like that. It's it's fucking I'm feeling good
$2,000 is what you want ass on it
That's good. That's good. Yo, on a quick question. Sorry. Yes, Jason, the weenie. Um, what's
like a good glove case? Like I could just, uh, clutch, clutch, clutch, clutch, clutch.
okay okay okay it's cheap and you can get vice-lofts yes okay go go go good luck
good luck good luck join here join in connecting the server
holy shit if you need a pause that just spiked the fucking that was the
Yeah, that's the most dope and mean I got all fucking week. I'm gonna watch that. That was great. That was awesome
Wow, let's just keep going. That's ficking. Let's fucking keep going boys
I'm you know
I think I'll see you in 75 was brought because he's a lot of us. I see you see phones in there. I remember that
Tom Brady wasn't the first pick either by the way
Wait, are you all in game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, am I supposed to join the game?
Wait, can I play with the controller?
No, no, come on bro, come on bro.
Fuck!
Wait, I thought you played this game.
I felt like a new update or something, like everybody playing it again.
I see GC playing it and shit, like everybody playing it.
Where are my friend code?
Where are my inventory code?
Shabua avatar looking. Check, group check.
Wait, how do I play? How do I play? How do I play?
Clutch, clutch, clutch, clutch, clutch, clutch.
Jason.
Uh, go to the voice chat.
No, no, you have to go to voice. Wait, it's not set up yet, I don't think.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7, 14, 21.
Oh wait, I'm in. I'm in.
4, 3, 4, 3, 5, 3, 6, 3, 7.
Wait.
I'm in.
click click on voice voice channel chat and then just uh click the link don't
link it though don't link it
chat to my full cam yes or no
no it's coming through again
connecting in five, four, three, two, one
It's not working just do it again just do it again
Oh my god I'm getting pistol skim just like what's even the point that you're playing anymore
boys?
Wait I'm confused you just do it again it worked for me it's just like open steam or
some shit
What map is Luke?
Is it like...
Oh yeah, this is fun. We're good.
How do I do it? How do I do the mobby?
Yeah, how do I do the mobby?
Oh shit, oh shit!
What's going on?
Oh my god.
Did I just press 10 seconds?
That's a pretty nice move.
So we have a chance. How do I clear my console boys? Do we know?
Cuff him, cuff him, cuff him.
Yo, if I get a stick deal, how much am I bringing in each month? I'm just curious.
$40.
I'm just curious.
Are you a good gambler or a bad gambler?
Just to be clear?
I'm a decent one. I'm just curious.
Shut up. I'm not putting Cuffham's cam on, bro. Last time you shook his ass on my shirt.
It was just a celebration.
Like, we do that for football, right? It's a celebration.
Wait, can I show my straight up? I'm in the game.
I'm in the game. Wait, how do I clear my console?
Look at my knife, bro
Is his life that even nice?
Bro, phase 2 is sexy, man.
But we left phase.
Ha ha ha, good one.
Hold on, Chaluca, my status.
Are there any tips, any tips I can use, Shayna?
Somebody help me out.
It's like shit, right there.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Look at my knife, Orch, how about this?
Oh man.
You want this?
She looks like a fucking dodo.
Spiky dodo.
Oh my god.
Spiky pink dodo.
Well, it's actually win this tournament.
I don't want to get first round, I got too much content plan, please.
Yeah, yeah, no, if we lose the XGC, I'm gonna be honest.
Wait, who's this team looking like?
Just us four.
No, they have fucking Yusuf chopped ass, they have Yusuf.
We're chillin'.
They're gonna play Hella Baby, they're just gonna wait for us to make a move.
They have Yusuf, Deji, it's two players, XGC and Bucky.
Oh, isn't Bucky a pro?
Bucky's fucking good.
Bucky's good.
And they have an advantage, looks like he would think, but it's okay.
Bucky East Coast
No, yeah, I feel a crazy delay this doesn't feel like um knowledge
Bro, I haven't even seen that like emblem is that bad should I just stop open this is I haven't seen them
I got a aim train
Wait chat where is
Excuse me, are they joining?
I think they're opening cases.
Green screen or no green screen?
That's a good sign to not stop.
Alright, that first.
1.76.
C.S. Co.
Yeah, I see it's Co.
Did you ask Rita permission to open Jesus I'm moving
just watch I do it yeah she is I put you on my camera you're gonna spank your
butt oh yeah yeah you got it you got a lot of power I'm gonna be Sierra I'm
away I'm away a little bit cuz I came back in the village oh yeah we're
fuck GGS. What do you mean?
I like we're boogers.
CCCC.
Wait, let me put my mother, let me put my mother in my fucking face.
Put your camera on. Are you going to shake your butt?
Yeah, your camera's on my tube.
So if we, if we went into finals, you can't, like, if we go to the finals,
we like clutch, like, you know, that's some shit.
Like it's just a celebration.
I don't know how to explain that football player dude.
But you see that coming out of the map?
You see that guy in the middle of the map?
Chad, are they gonna join?
Get us!
They scared, bro.
My SQC trying to coach them, but he can't.
That's all they got to wear, bro.
We got to just wear my SQC.
I swear to God.
No, no, Bucky's good, but you're good, but you're good.
Oh, God is?
Oh my God, wait, bro.
No, no, no, but Ron is nice.
But Ron is nice.
Like, this nigga's hitting by this, by this in my head shot.
Bro, thank you.
Ron, Ron, you're a little key.
be a best player. Wee! Come on guys. Thank you bro. Thank you bro. I thought you don't play keyboard and mouse games
right? That's all I play. Easy. Wait you play Fortnite? Now hold Fortnite.
Yeah, we can jump up, we can get down, up, make it up, up, we can go down, up, whatever you want
There's nothing we can do, it's we can go up, and that's what we can do
Yeah, we can jump up, we can get down, up, make it up, up, we can go down, up, whatever you want
Now that's what we're gonna do
It's waiting to go up
So that's what we're gonna do
We're gonna jump up up up
Make it save me all the time
Special up, let it go
Whatever you need
Just let me out
We're gonna jump up up
Make it go up up
Make it save me all the time
Special up, let it go
Whatever you need
black I'm black and black
wait let's go CT first let's go CT first you don't box you you don't fight
you get a nigga like him a wedgie and we get and we give you a burger big
guys nigga such a big ass up what
we're not we're not a lot there bro see this our teammates talk to each other
when the chemistry is up yeah bro put that couple with us you guys got a
couple camera on the chat chat chat in order from this lobby who's the best
the worst
It might be bucky and then you
It's bucky it's bucky for one night. Yeah
Wait, how do you let bucky as you see you
I
Might be over
You said fucking
You're not a you simple. You know, wow that was some noise
What did you say about your kid?
Where does that work?
I
Didn't know
I'm streaming I'm streaming my I'm streaming my baby shower. I'm doing a J. Cinco
I'm just in training right now, pretend like I'm hitting the shots.
Che, it's either you go to Jsyncho route or the Kuffo route.
What are y'all picking?
Fuck is a JC Caron cup, bro?
Well personally me I believe that women should be doing anything that they want with their bodies. It's just fair boys
I'm gonna hurt this side cuz it's her body
Yeah, we ready, we ready, we ready!
They got deadji, that's literally something on 700p.
We're gonna have to kill boys.
I don't know. I think they have to do it, right?
Or dot ready.
I hear you in game chat, bud.
I hear you in game chat, but
Yes, yes, yes, we should we should we should go left just go for left wait, there's a knife right?
Why can't I buy guns?
Left left right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah left left right. Okay
All right point out the week
Wait, wait, Deodin right foot bucky?
I right foot buck or somebody?
Guys, guys, guys, guys, they have a good player.
We need to be better, OK?
This is heavy CT-sided, boys.
Remember this map?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's OK.
As long as the team blaming on the squad stays small,
we can win.
Let us.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh, wait, they won a knife-on-type stayers.
Wait, they responded, they responded to what was going on.
Wait, you guys didn't even respond to it.
I didn't even respond to it.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's real, it's real.
Oh, it's real.
It's real.
Okay, okay, okay.
They decided to stay on that side.
It's real.
Perfect.
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Check for them.
Okay, okay.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Alright.
I'm being kept.
No fucking, no fucking.
You're screaming either, fuck.
I can guess.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, come here.
Alright, I'm going to go down, um, down here.
I don't know how to play noog.
On me, on me.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
I got traded, fuck.
I don't know what that's about.
I hear a lot of B.
I'm on it, I don't know what to call it.
They went down, they went down, they went down.
They went down, B, B, B, B, B.
They went down. They're playing B.
Playing B.
We play in B side, okay, this round it might be a dud it might be a dud
just just follow me we're gonna just see we can kill him ready come on keep
your knife out knife out knife out knife out bro we gotta play a game where
Ron is baiting us we can't have Ron or Jason got me right here right here right
here ready I'll go first I'll go first I hear him outside outside yeah they're
gonna all know we're here okay wait Ron don't be the first one to come out
They they like to do I play ramps here or do I go into sight?
We should play to ramp play to ramblin me
I hear explosion it I'm just gonna give the call us the best I can
See there smoking a
Yeah, I'm always fighting Bucky bro
Nice
Take your time, take your time, 1v2
I'm waiting on you Cuff him
Where is he, where is he, where is he
It's B
No, no, it's your right, your right, your right
Oh my god
Where is he?
I don't know
Right there
It's too old one! It's too old one!
Oh my god
We need to find more conserving
If they have an op
It's really just bulky in X
Yeah, some it is, some it is bro
Oh, they have a bulky better than X
I
Yeah, wait, you should look you just played behind because we can't have you die
Rocking out but you can't controller or no
Bro, they team's working on fair, man, because he's better than this guy.
Oh my god, bro.
He's just good, bro.
He's good.
It's fun.
They got a steal, I'm glad.
They got a steal.
He should have been a team captain.
Oh my god.
I don't want to lose.
I'm going to smoke.
Let's push together.
No, just defend.
Just defend.
I already might start even up.
Come on.
No, we're good.
We're good.
It's okay.
It's a bad smoke.
I don't know why we're looped together, bro.
Oh my God, I don't know why.
Let me get this in front.
I hear one, Venn.
Venn, I kill Bucky.
Beautiful, this is our round.
This is easy, our round.
Play smart.
Yup.
Oh my God.
It's okay, okay.
Don't open that, don't open that, Yugi.
open that UV. Yeah, yeah, I was about to open it. Oh my God, what are you doing? What are you doing?
One's outside, you hear him? Yeah.
You don't have to swing if you don't want it. Nice shot. Okay, just play back, yeah. Just play
with me. You know one, you know one has off, one of them has an off. Don't die, don't die, don't
die. You, you can look at Frank if you walk all the way around. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have a class I'm a class okay. Let me know only just wait on
Worst case scenario they plant above you guys
So one of them is gonna know he's gonna know what yeah, what is optimal here?
It's fucking egg.
Bro, I didn't hear it, bro.
I'm such a bot-ish, bro.
That's a bunch of flies to go, man.
Oh, god.
Bro.
Come on, I can't fire.
I can't fire.
Dude, I swear it sounded like the other one.
Wait, where do CS go?
AC?
No CS, bro.
Go to like 2-0 for something?
13, bro.
All right, so we good, bro.
We got something.
Yeah, we're chilling.
We're chilling.
Don't worry.
I'm smoking ramp.
that smoke
actually just place a lot of you
about it
but it's great so bad
she's right here
expiring repeat
it
right now just holding
I don't know if I can play like this with my ping.
I'm still loading ramps.
Nice.
Hey, XQC is right in front of me.
He's outside ramp.
I'm going to need some help.
Outside ramp?
I'm going to try and flank him.
Cover you flank.
I shot at XCC, he's super low.
Go for him, get his ass.
He's one shot outside, he's outside, bro.
Bro, I'm pushing this fucking Deji.
Good shit, good shit run.
That's what you're fucking wrong, man.
You are team captain.
Let's get him on.
That's good idea.
Hey, no, I have an op now.
So no one smoke ramp, I'm gonna see if I can get a quick call.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna try and play outside A here.
They might rush, I think they're gonna rush,
Hey, that's my guess.
Oh, go around, go around.
I'm going underground, bro.
That's what if you go on the line.
I'm not downing all the way down to B.
I'm just, uh, oh, shit, sorry.
They're here, they're here, they're here.
Where's here?
B?
B, I think.
I heard a big shot.
Was there a fucking tunnel down here?
I thought there was a tunnel.
What's mo-
I'm not sure.
Why not?
Plain to be or?
It's A.
Alright.
The other way is hard.
He's gonna be watched it.
What?
Fuck.
I'm gonna fucking...
I'm with you, Ron.
I don't run.
Let me go out first.
I'm gonna flash.
And you have a smoke?
I don't have a smoke.
Flashing, flashing, flashing.
Someone's gotta stick it.
Someone's sticking it.
Oh, behind his corner, his corner!
Come on, please just save!
Oh my god.
Stick it!
Oh, he's...
Shit!
I'm gonna go out first.
I'm gonna flash.
oh my god bro oh my god bro holy shit this is not good gameplay for me i'm gonna pick it up i'm
Pick it up. I'm gonna pick it up like the noise like the noise
Calm down calm down calm down calm down calm down breathe breathe breathe
They need a door they need a door
Wait
be looking at me.
Wait, her back, her back, her back.
I hear niggas, they're above us.
They're suing, suing, suing, suing, they all coming.
They all there, they all there.
They all there.
Kill Bucky.
It's B.
It's B, it's B.
I hear another, I hear another.
I can't do nothing.
I need another.
They all down there.
That's what it's been, that's what it's been.
No, don't repeat that.
I'm gonna throw a Molly for smoke
I
Missed it ready. They push it forward. They push it forward by the way shit for to what? I'm saying they push all together
They're the whole team came
Nice coming that's a that's a that's a that's a here. It's not be at all
But I'm not picking again. I'm not picking him
Above me above me right above me. Okay
I'm gonna push you some a nice beautiful beautiful
I'm not picking
Hey, no, I have an upside to help they're gonna go outside unless they double peek me
So I'm going to be I'm going to keep playing those keep playing your playing
Go the play off an angle. I'll just sit on site. So if they're all for us you
Play an angle so that we could see if like no where they are
Oh
He's fucking they're pushing it off they're pushing the stable
They're not gonna go ramp let me go ramp let me go ramp switch it up
Let me go ramp switch it up
I have a feeling they're gonna take this one slow low key they might take this one slow
It's good they got we defended so we don't have to over push
Keep in mind this is CT sided because of this reason it's an AWP
I
Shouldn't have played here. Oh my god. Just bust my Melo brother brother
With the gas tank it
I'm coming to you on coming a is wide open by the way. I'm just way better than you execute see
That's buck that's bucky listen. It's only you
It's be ramp be ramp is be ramp. I'm here. I'm watching watch on it's veggie and
You know if he's there, I don't know I don't know
Yes
I mean bro this is just like this is what we do bro watch we remove bucky watch we remove bucky
watch we remove bucky we're good we're good so I'm gonna remove that nigga do you want to
you want to hold ramp again run okay you see bug okay okay okay I'll play
I mean you seem like a bug let me go I guess this is it they're gonna pry rush a again
bro they've been doing that yeah but you really fucking smoke it's just readable
bro I could I could read these guys oh fuck yeah you read them
We forget the bike.
Bomb.
Where are we?
Uh, might be pushing.
Fast ahead here.
Oh me, oh me, oh me!
Oh me, oh me! Let's go!
This is so readable.
Come on!
Get out of my mouth!
We got this, we got this.
Stream sniping? How am I stream sniping before they go?
Run! Don't even read something!
Fuck him! Fuck him! Fuck him!
Fuck you! Go! Let's see how you do! Let's see how you do!
It's readable! It's readable! It's readable! I don't know, you can be mad at me, I don't care.
I know Black Odomenica!
Okay, listen. I have a feeling they know strads. We could have rushed all the way to the right outside if you wanted.
Oh man, no! Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man!
Let's leave, let's leave.
Hey, keep your gun down! Do not pull your knife out, okay? Be ready!
one
Tell something else on place on place on place. Oh that custom had it come from had it. Oh my god. He died
We got to get going. We got to be one run
Okay, I'm bucky's wedding up there dead dead dead dead
Come on, Yogi. Oh be a little it's worth it. Be a little aggressive come on
Yeah, I got you I got you your little dresses wait wait wait wait wait wait this way
We did low-key I feel like they might come to us here. I'm not alive. They might come to us
Either sit back or rush. What do you recommend?
You're gonna look for amazing
We have guns we have guns I think we go be here
I'm going down there, I'm going down there, I'm going down there.
Holy fuck, Yusuf is as ugly as fuck.
Is Bucky still alive?
Careful, careful, careful, careful.
Yeah, he's just Bucky, he's only Bucky.
Hey, you're not gonna do that, they're gonna chase him!
Easy.
I'm gonna learn some shit going on!
Hey, you're not gonna do that, they're gonna chase him!
You like that?
Come on, come on, come on!
You like that?
I think we play outside A here
One up top, Jason one up top, all right, cover one up top
I'm gonna play back. He knows I'm there
Guys, we're all split right now. We're all outside A. I'm outside A. Come on. He has bomb. I don't know how to drive bomb
Wait, wait, if you could come up you come to outside A with us with bomb your game. We can finish B here
I'm on my way. I'm on my way. I'm running. I think I'm running. Oh my fucking god
Oh my god, he was fun. He's fun. He's fun with it. Scout
I'm running with you John run
Yeah, I'm going down. I'm going down. You're probably waiting for me here
Just wait, I think won't get a pick here. Just wait. Just wait. We're gonna be taking away
They're going down there. They're going down there
No, man!
One back, one back.
One bomb.
No way, that's fucked, bro.
How did I shot that hit him before me?
I gotta get a kill, I gotta get a kill.
I'm good with it.
Maybe we play ramps here.
We can.
Dude, I'm telling you, once you have, CT's way easier to defend.
We gotta just play more.
Okay, listen, it seems like what works, we have another...
Okay, we got one.
It seems like what works, do we save?
No, everyone has money, Loki saves.
Okay, I get it, save, save, save.
Listen, the way I think this will work is if you just all play together for T-Side,
Loki.
I don't think we don't play super calm, it's super easy stuff, like, yeah, we should.
Be ready, we ready for ramp, let's just all play ramp, come here.
Wanna flash out of this?
Have your pistol out, have your pistol out.
I'm gonna flash, I'm gonna flash.
Okay.
I
Fight everything together remember fight everything together
Anyone have flash no flash
Get him get him
Okay, that's what that's what one shot X you can win this but we can win this oh
My god
It is okay, we know they haven't off though. You see yeah
Okay, I'm trying to think low key. I don't know any smokes. We could have washed out
All right, so I'm by a nade so we can break the door and and you get a couple get bomb come get bomb
This is our buy-round
Oh my god, oh my god I whiffed
He's on top of here, right?
Oh my god.
It's Axe.
He has an op.
He's by holding it.
Up top?
You have a smoke.
You have a smoke in a flash.
You walk all the way around.
Yeah, that's what I was going to do.
I was going to walk away all around because there's no way.
Could be heaven.
He hears you.
I heard him.
Oh my god.
I heard him.
Me fuck man, that's on me. We buy here. I'm a split
I'm a split
And I don't get away with that bro. We buy do we play for next?
next year
He didn't sell it
Alright, cop here.
Can I talk to my AK?
GG, GG, GG!
We're good, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him.
We're good.
Bro, why don't we play the waiting game? Just like...
Like, hard push with my sight.
Hold, just hold, wait, wait, we got a minute and thirty to execute.
Let's just hard push, like...
If I could shift the tab.
Nice.
Buck up top, buck up top, buck up top.
Fuck, bomb down.
It's an off there, bro. Waiting. You think so? Yes, I'm not sure. Oh
Close close close close close fight fight fight fight
One he's voted. He's voting ransom off. I think if he's holding, okay, right to the right
Let's go around. Let's go around there. Let's go around
Bait me bait me. They need you're gonna be somebody baby. You have a good where's bomb? Where's bomb drop bomb is?
I have no fucking food, bro
Wait, I heard it off the steps
got him got him oh my god i look at my map bro what the fuck oh my god everyone yes i off i sold i sold
where's the where's the where's the bomb bomb is on a i'm down right there you're going the
opposite way that's not a good way there's nothing out here 30 seconds i'm down right there at the
door oh he's up there he's up there right if you're gonna do you gotta swing you can't
he's above you okay no no there's nothing on the left there's nothing up top well i see him i see him
Come on, come on, come on. Where do we finish here? Do we go ramps again?
I feel like we go ramps because we just lost ramps.
Fuck, bro, they just have an op. It's so easy. It's how I got aware of that.
I'm gonna cut them careful.
I tried to move out of the way. Fuck you, Greg.
I'm taking the bomb. I took the bomb.
I'm gonna flash this one.
Nice! Nice!
Nice, it's finished me here. You might be clear.
I'm pushing him.
I've got a bomb on me so yeah I'm flashing to B I'm flashing to B
So?
Might be under
I'm gonna smoke that
I hear him
I'm moting you
They're both there, they're both at ramp, they're both at ramp, both at ramp
They're running right out of music
Yeah
I wanna play stupidly
Why are you on the same side?
I don't know
You should not be playing both the same thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got our ones though.
We got our ones.
Good shit.
I don't know how to fucking get that.
They still have a lot of money.
They have a lot of money.
I know, I know, I know.
They're going to buy off again.
We're going to break them.
We're going to keep going ramps here.
I'll bomb.
Yeah, keep on.
Keep on.
Get ready for squeaky brother.
They're going to have to go.
I'm going to go.
Squeaky brother that's on Nate again. That's same way and just like a couple shots out hug left
We can play be here nice I'm going outside
I
Come back come back come back come back
Okay, you know is there they're holding their holding
Bucky is bucky still alive
No, yes, they're all right. Are you guys can do this?
Come here. Come here. Come here. We can do nothing
Wait, how do I?
Might be there get ready smoking yourself out. Oh shit. No, no, no, I'm trying a different different strategic thing
I'm lying. I gotta stop trying shit. I got a fucking trash it bro. I got a fucking trash
Your warrior
The same to stay here literally try to kill one for good press F
You're a fucking traffic cone, so I guess having the second highest kills is fucking traffic
Holy fucking loser. Oh my god, you fat bitch can't even find my fucking ladder
Why are we not letting cuff them just take us into the first like him just going
This is no point to do
You can buy me
Right, right, right
Nice out fucking maybe they'll miss the shot
where was he? I got him back. Nice, nice, nice.
Actually, he has a lot of, remember, he played ramp, he played ramp last time.
They're probably gonna start rotating, uh, van.
I'm with Yu-Gi, I'm with Yu-Gi.
Yeah. Here we go.
Alright, there's no super room. Alright, you go to Yu-Gi.
Go do that. I'm gonna open door flash.
I have a bomb, though, fuck.
Open door flash. Oh wait, hold on!
Oh no, no, no, that was door. I'm sure.
One side, one side.
Oh, he has an AWP, bro.
Why do I have bomb?
Flash.
My ching.
That bomb.
You got it.
Fuck.
You know both the ramps.
Don't peek.
Nice.
Oh.
Dude.
I got a fucking used to it, bro.
These guys are shit.
You got this.
Nice.
Last one.
Where's the bomb?
It's Desi.
One's right in front of you.
I think, I think you heard him.
Where, where, where?
You hear him, he's in here
He's to your left in the van door
And you grab on here
He's in the van you can hear him. Where's van Ron?
I don't know these comms brother. We gotta
I'd never played this game. I don't know what collets are like, you know me
I don't know where the mats are you gotta do that left left right right fucking like
I'd say the wrong comm
Yeah, but you know you've heard them. Yeah, but I don't know what it goes. It's okay. I think we do the exact same thing
Literally run out with your knife
The smoke
I'm going I'm going down be I'm going down be
Come on me you
Yeah, I'm okay. I heard a gush. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm gonna open this door and flash out
Okay, let's do it. Let's open this door and run out. Okay. Okay
I'm running out
your left I'll play under I'll play under
what is this two ramps two ramps we said
you can hug right more let them come to you play an all-time
shhh
Jason's not watching your cross you can just you know just wait
play my contact play my contact
I mean okay, I mean okay
I thought one right I guess I guess right. Yeah, go run run run fatty run
Cover me're fucking muted bro stop sipping
Oh you soda scum!
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
No no, come on, just keep going users, just keep going users.
I lied, I lied, I lied.
Cuff him, we're gonna hit a crazy rotation back.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Yeah, we are, we are.
We may hit the same push, so they're just gonna out back your roadside.
Jason has it open towards B.
You're just gonna start opening up towards B.
So even if you die here, beautiful, beautiful.
Run, run, run, run, run towards the left.
I'm done you guys have time
Keep going for these pics. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna fix we can finish beer. This is mad time. We got a lot of time
Come rams come rams come rams come rams. We're gonna go. I'm sorry. We're gonna go be here
Don't me bump cuff
Beautiful I think we're right here
by a k
Fuck they played good there. Yeah, we don't know. That's why over time. We're good. We're good. We're good
One back here
He's one shot on guy.
He's one shot!
I know but don't peek, we needed you.
Oh no, no, no, one shot.
He's there though, he's shit.
I just missed, bro.
Shit.
I'm gonna have to just go for some like,
I'm one shot, bro.
I just have to be a bait.
I have two flashes in a smoke.
I might get his gun.
I'm literally waiting.
Right here one.
Where are we at?
I don't know. I think he's outside.
Oh fuck.
Where do we finish?
I think we flashed the ramps here. I'm one shot. Y'all can bait me.
Fine, let's go. Wait, wait, walk walk walk walk walk walk. I'm a flash. I'm a flash
Walk up. I'm a flash here. I'm gonna know we're here
I'm gonna throw another flash in a site
Roger
Oh
Drop drop drop drop
Oh my god
He shot me through the smoke bro
Oh
Why did we wait there was time
I
You fat fucking piece of Lord you went
we lost one player no no we lost the one player we lost the one player we weren't supposed to be one player
that's insane bucky's the li-
fuck man
oh my god
fuck bro
wow did you know there's no losers
no losers bro
wait we lost to the 06 start
what it was bro yeah you said that I be me stupid bitch
you're supposed to be the third we're supposed to be the big three bro
Oh
Come on make up
Please out of everyone okay out of everyone here you shouldn't you shouldn't be the one to say that you shouldn't be the one to say that
Number one
Well, let's get a nice little losers bracket just for the vibes boys come on
Should we make our own our own losers bracket? Yeah, like let's just make it
Just play for fucking fun on casual
But that's the best we got up bro like
I
And then a fucking juicer is coming over
With their fucking on my galos
Brother you got carried brother you got carried by
oh my god bro my god bro
why are you bringing a sniper to a game?
at least start bringing out snipers if you want to tap into your body man come on man
Yeah
My team captain, what are you talking about time? I just died
It was either died or losing the nigga said I'm getting shot
Come here Crier, I said, who said that I
Said there should be a loser only is because if there's multiple first games going on
There's no point of not having to lose it just let them play
Yeah
Do I was holding bomb I was holding I was planning I was putting the fucking buttons if I didn't die the bomb would have gotten
planted on the ground
I said my feedback was double in power rankings and seeds based off the power ranking.
You know what I mean?
Like seeds?
You know this?
Like seeds.
Man.
All fair.
I mean we lost.
I do wish there was low key.
I wish there was a loser only because they played.
If he was playing one game at a time then I would understand it.
I bet I would ever.
You know what?
We got mugged.
Fuck it.
Ray mugged.
You get barged a lot and you lose or win?
I'm gay.
What?
Well, that was my old content today, so.
Ha ha ha ha.
Nice.
Ha ha ha.
Cardinal Leech, who loves.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy fucking shit.
Yeah, let me make a quick call, bro.
Let me make a quick boss call.
Let me see if I can get John Kora.
Maybe we can get a Looters?
Or is that the Mickey?
No, no, no.
Yeah, I've got a lot of money.
Check your paypal by the way, bro.
I pay you for that one.
All right, thank you, bro.
Thank you so much.
Steve, what are you good at?
And what's that, bro?
I just hung up on him as soon as he picked up.
Oh my god.
Oh, I look up at this.
Wait, is that prize pool for this?
Yeah, it's 100,000.
Yo, Jigsie, bro.
Oh my god, Ron.
I want to be with my team right now.
One loser's bracket.
Come on.
Listen, Jigsie, it's your tournament,
but listen, if you're playing
You're playing all the first games at the same time. What's the biggest problem with one loser's bracket?
I'm no loser bracket
Four large fries
I want to just stuff my face with food now, bro. I just want to stress eat bro. It's just so sad
Only know you've been hot when you let it go
This is so sad
It's a good dog dog, bro, this is so sad
Yo Disney you lose the battle but you in the war
What do you mean?
You lose the battle, but you don't stop there. You win the war. Who cares what they say man?
What what's the world?
Nothing you fucking lost let us okay. Get fucking rolling. You didn't win shit. You know what ain't nothing it get fucked
No, you need the light when it's burning low
Only miss the sun when it starts to snow only know you love her when you let her go
only know you've been high when you feel low only hate the road when you're
missing home only know you love her when you let her go and you let her go
Oh my god, bro.
Staying at the bottom of your glass, hoping one day you'll make your dreams last, but
dreams come true, and it goes so far.
Well, you see what you've got with your eyes, anything you want, then you're gonna stay alive and suck it up until it starts to die.
Get absolutely smart, you guys!
You guys, stop!
Only know the light when it's burning low.
You're literally an anchor.
You're a dead fucking weight.
You didn't do anything.
You actually suck.
you
You
Not his name me and Eric Adams, this open case is mine, I got a bad ass who's watching for me.
This shit Mr. Conn said, I'm sorry we don't have a name, we don't all have content like you, buddy.
Goddamn, this nigga beat his fucking fire to just fucking beat me.
Oh my god, bro, this is a new shit.
Now I gotta go do an 87 for fucker!
How am I supposed to stall a 18 second for five fucking hours?
That doesn't make sense bro, that doesn't make sense to me, I don't understand that shit.
I can't do that, I can't do that, nigga.
Wait for it!
Yo, stand up!
Oh my God!
Shut up!
Don't!
No!
Stand up!
Where did you fucking go?
Now is the fucking time!
You're not fucking time!
Shut up!
That ass!
Hey!
Have you ever read this notebook called, uh, uh, Meditations by Markets Arradiants?
Oh sorry, am I butting in on your conversation?
Joe, did you win?
Did you win Joe?
Did you win show yeah, we won
That's good for fucking you I'm proud of you bro. I got a little in between time between this and the next game
This might be a bad time, but there's something on your shirt. Oh
There's nothing on my shirt dude
Yo, I I actually wanted to draft
Uh, Yugi and Arcane.
You shut up! You shut up!
Fuck this nigga! Apparently, apparently, apparently, apparently,
my team captain Joe doesn't know how to put down a bomb.
Are you gonna tell him? Yeah, I have to!
I'll tell him! Apparently, apparently,
him dying is more important than putting down the bomb.
So it's either...
I
I beat Arke in a ruby bro. I heard you beat him in fucking fortnight. I beat him in a box
I beat Arke in a box battle, and I didn't build at all
Watch the clip
So look
I'm unable to play the bomb unable to play the bomb
I
Literally
plan the bomb in time
What is the difference if I go plan right now if I go play it right now and I die
Guess what they don't have plant. They don't have time to replant
I'm thinking this dude's gonna push out and kill me so I hold the angle for a little bit. I
Still have potential to plant the bomb. I
Have time here two seconds left. I I just got sprayed through the fucking smoke and died
What do you want me to do there he shot me through the smoke, bro
If I play it if I play him right now if I go play him right now I go play I'm gonna play him right here
And I die there's no time for a replant anyways
So what is the fucking difference he's on doors
He shot me why I play right there. I don't know this I don't know this map. I thought I just want to play
I don't know the brains, bro
I'm not sure, but you know what I'm saying, I've gained, like, you don't even know what
persona is.
Like that, I've played games you haven't even heard about.
That's how much of a gamer I am.
Yo, have you ever, have you ever beaten Paper Mario?
Yes, on the game queue?
Have you ever played the original Star Wars on the Xbox?
I played Star Wars Unleashed.
There is that.
How high of a score have you gotten in WarioWare on the game?
How high of a score have you gotten in Five Hearts Under One Roof?
He doesn't play that game, so it's...
It's just niche, it's just niche, it's just niche.
Not really.
You know, I guess niche, but you know, something that nobody really cares about.
I guess that's what you call niche.
Nine times out of ten I'll be here.
There's only one thing that can save my mood.
Oh my god, bro.
Crush you seven times harder.
Understand that.
Okay?
Joe, you started a rivalry.
You never wanted to start it.
All right?
I am the Naruto to your Sasuke, buddy.
Let me just rattle it off.
Okay?
Right?
So, if being you were to play each other in every sport, I think I'd beat you
in any swimming sport.
I think I beat you in any track event.
I think I beat you in powerlifting.
I think I beat you in Olympic weightlifting.
OK, OK, see, OK.
I think I beat you in almost every football position.
OK, OK.
I think I beat you in soccer.
OK, that's OK.
I think you get me in basketball.
I think you maybe get me in, like, you know, quidditch.
Don't be honest.
I think I was one of Harry Potter's sports, but.
I think I would win.
You know.
Listen.
You would win if we were, if all three of us
to play each other in every sport you think you're winning
OH GOD LET'S SIT THAT SHIT UP
I PROMISE YOU I WILL BEAT YOU IN POWER AND LIGHTING
I WILL LITERALLY INJECT MYSELF WITH EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD
JUST TO BEAT YOU EVEN IF I DIE RIGHT AFTER
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A HITTER OF THE WORLD
THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN NOT BEAT ME AT
THE PUSH OF FAITH, THE PUSH OF FAITH
YOU GOTTA LITERALLY EXPLOIT IT BEFORE HE SAID YOU
I'M BEATING YOU IN PUSH OPS
NO YOU'RE NOT
WHAT ARE YOU-
HOW MANY PUSH OPS CAN YOU DO IN A REL?
MORE THAN YOU BOO
THAT'S ALL I GOT
GOWD IT
That's how I got bro. All I got in this life is the fucking pusher fade
That's the only thing I'm good at and I'm gonna carry that to the end bro
How many push-ups do you do in a row more than you but I don't know but I'm never maxed. I never maxed
What had what's the most you've ever done do a discord push-up fade?
Yeah
Turn your camera
I'm not trying to duck you but like I got a game next and then that'll fuck up my
Are you kidding me?
Are you actually scared?
Well, because I'm still in the tournament.
OK, OK, so it'll take 30 seconds.
You're ducking, bro.
30 seconds.
Oh, then you got OK.
You go first, then I'll go after you.
That's not how it works, bro.
That's not how it works.
You go one.
You just 1v1.
You go 1v1.
But I can't see if your form's good.
Yugi can be the judge.
Yeah, I'm going to be a judge.
I'm going to be just don't duck him, Joe.
I thought you were the dope.
Oh my god, whoa.
Give me a second.
Give me a second, turn on my camera.
Damn, when did you get a beard?
I'm growing it for a charity thing.
No, what's bad, we're going to shave it soon.
Dude, I wish I could grow a beard, dude.
I haven't done a face reveal yet, boy,
so I'm going to have to just sit this one out.
All right, well, how many do you think, be real,
how many do you think you're getting?
I mean, I could probably get up to 100.
So how many?
100, but I've never tried.
100.
I've never tried.
100 without standing.
Without standing?
I mean, I think so, but I've never tried.
You have to stay and push up.
Yeah.
All right, come on, dude.
Angle the camera down.
And then Yugi's going to be like down, up, down, up.
And then we can get this going.
And you've got to be reffinformed, though, Yugi.
Like, he's not going all the way down.
No, no, I'm definitely making sure
you all are getting down to the ground.
You know what I mean?
Down here, all right?
Damn, Bart only.
Fuck, I ain't know you got all that shit back there.
You definitely beating me out of twerk, huh, sis boy?
Not bad, bro.
Ready?
Yeah, bro.
Yup.
Here we go.
Definitely.
How's this?
How's this angle?
Here we go.
That's a good angle.
Go side, go side.
Wait, yeah, go side,
since Joe has to go side.
Both the angle side.
No, no, J, Loki, you go up ahead.
You could go low-key go up ahead.
Like this?
Yeah, for me to judge you, because you might cheat.
Joke low-key got it, because he got good muscle.
He look good.
What the fuck?
But you low-key go front.
Go front like this.
No, you got to go side.
Why?
Side is better to judge low.
Because then you can see how low he's getting.
Like, you can't touch the ground.
Yeah.
OK.
OK, OK, go side, go side, go side, go side.
How's this?
All right.
Yeah?
Oh, hold on.
No, all right, Jay.
Started position.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, quick, quick, quick.
Okay, okay, okay.
When you go down, you don't go back up until he says up.
When he says what?
When you say down, you go down and you stay down until you say up.
I'm gonna say up.
And you say vice versa.
Okay.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Everyone's ready.
Yeah.
Okay, everybody make sure, get their sets, set, down, up, one, down,
Up, two, down, up, three, down, up, four, down, up, five, down, up, six, down, up,
Seven.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Oh, yo, Joe, Joe, Joe.
Up.
Down.
Hold up!
Is this like fucking Simon Says?
What are you, no, Joe, you're cheating!
Joe, stop cheating, bro!
Up.
Down.
Up, down, up, down, up.
Down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up.
What do you all just stumble into?
Down, up, down, up, down.
Down oh, whoa, Joe Joe Joe Joe
He's using his knees you can tell
He's not holding his weight he's laying on the ground when he's on down
No, I'm not
No, I'm not right back. You want to run it back we can bring back
I'll take my shirt off so you don't see the shirt.
My shirt's baggy.
I'm not trying to make you shoeses, bro.
I'm not trying to make you shoeses.
Yugi goes down, up, down, up.
So I'm like, oh, we're in a rhythm.
And then he just goes down.
That's the boy.
Because you, bro, you gotta be able to stop.
Go, stop.
That's the thing.
This is a thing.
I'm not repping him out of my own pace.
I'm going off with the fucking shirt.
Exactly, though.
Yo, Joe.
Might need to get in the weight room, Joe.
Might need, hold on, I'm getting a little pup going.
I'm saying I'm getting a little pup going too.
Joe, you looking a little small, Joe?
Joe, we gotta get a lifted.
Down.
Dude, that actually killed me.
How many, we only did like 20 there, bro.
He was making him do it slow.
I know, though.
Yo, Yuki, bro, you don't have any.
I'm about I'm about to look like you would run like the 800 brother. I was a sprinter back in the day
I got a hundred meter in me. That's it
I'm like a hundred meter dash you ever watch the enemy. No, like did you ever run like a 40 or one or anything?
No, bro. I never did track but everybody recommended me cause I was so fast and cool
I was like the bullies bully
We should talk about something philosophical and see if we can we can hang in the conversations with Joe butterlose
Oh trust me I know Joe bro. I'm like really tapped in your film that you're a philosophical
saying bro I think you actually are tapped in the falsi channel you just mentioned Marcus
really is his meditations no I'm okay well it's nothing no no no no listen ninn niggas might think
I'm a dick writer and niggas can call me dick writer all they want bruh but look pppp ppp ppp
I'd be their favorite in your talks like you be talking I'd be listening like that's not a
YouTube though, bro, that's right. That's like, no, I'd be
but I can't show you on my watch list because I'd be streaming,
but I'm telling y'all, I'd be like, that's where I got Marcus
or really his meditations from because I was listening to what
Marcus was saying in that book. You don't understand. You got
to open up your inner marketing. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, wait, Joe, can you teach us something? Like,
teach like,
like what? Like, what do you want to know?
Like, like, why do you not? Why are you agnostic or
you just don't believe in God?
I used to be, when I grew up, I was Catholic, not like extreme practicing, but I went to
a Catholic school, took theology for four years, which is the study of religion, mainly Christianity
slash Catholicism.
Went to college, majored in exercise science, started doing social media, and then I was
like, oh, I like philosophy, started doing philosophy and religion, which is my degree,
um
No, I've been agnostic like a lot of people would say I'm an atheist
I'll just say I'm an atheist sometimes just because it nobody knows what agnosticism is
I don't believe in a monotheistic God
What that means is the three main monotheistic religions are Islam Judaism and Christianity
They all believe in the same God so when you see somebody saying like oh fuck Allah or something like they say some shit like that
they're cursing their own God like when you see somebody that's a Christian in the United States
being basically racist towards you know Middle Eastern Muslim people they're basically dissing
their own their own God yes because they are all under the they're all the same God yes they're
all monotheistic gods like in Islam Jesus is a prophet Muhammad comes after but this is a prophet
and then obviously in Christianity you have the Old Testament and then just Judaism in general.
So they all believe in Abraham being the Old Testament and all that? They all believe in the
Old Testament? Is that correct or wrong? Well to some degree there's a level of like okay there
this is the final word of like Jewish people would say that Jesus may not have been a bad guy
but they don't believe that he was man and God, right?
And then similarly, Christians don't believe
Muhammad was actually speaking to God.
Whereas Islam would believe that Jesus
may have been a prophet or a part of the making
of their religion, but not the final word, which
would be, Muhammad, I'm not an expert on Islam.
So you could probably have your chatters or my chatters,
correct me?
I'm pretty sure Muhammad would go to the mountains talk to God and then he would say it to somebody that would inscribe it down
And that's where you get the Quran
So you was you oh mama you go so why I was gonna ask why don't you believe in you know in God
Hey, well, you say you're agnostic. I'm not just believing in a higher power, right?
But not believing in like a specific way. That's not agnostic
No, that's a atheists don't believe in
It's they don't know so they're refraining from choosing
I thought agnostic was believing in a higher power, but not like
You could be an agnostic fias
Dude, I'm asking questions chat like I'm learning bro. Wait, so Joe so Joe since you're agnostic
That means you don't believe in the afterlife does that mean is that the reason you don't fear death? I
Do fear death
Why would you say is that the reason I don't fear death because I thought I thought I seen a video you say
I's a Christianity you don't truly die because you go ahead. Oh, you're yeah, you're so well ideally
Yeah, yeah, 100% yeah, 100%
Well, ideally yes, but you would yeah, I don't I don't believe I think when you die that's it
I don't think there's anything like just darkness black
No, not darkness everybody always goes like darkness because then you would still be having perception
Sleep with no dreams is what I think
So just not sleep you just
Scary that's scary
I'm scary, but that doesn't mean for in my eyes just because it's like I can't believe in
an afterlife because I can't make myself believe in an afterlife, but religion is is faith
It's believing in what you can't see yeah, but it's faith based off off reasonable
Off reason within your own mind right if you if you are a faithful Christian
You think that it is logical enough to make that step to where yes
there's not definitive proof, but there's enough that sways your hand to where you go,
I can believe in that. I, in my mind, don't think there's enough to where I can take that step.
So the only way you would believe if you could, is if you could see it or if there's definitive proof?
No, I would need a flawless reason-based argument that God exists and that the afterlife is real
because I went that's why I always say I'm not an atheist right because I could believe that a God exists
I don't think heaven and hell are real. I don't diss anybody that does I respect everybody's beliefs
But personally I don't like faith is the strong belief in God or the doctrines of a religion based off spiritual apprehension rather than proof
So you're seeing right the Bible in these things and you believe that right and I respect that belief
But similarly, I can't force myself to believe that okay, so what would make me believe in that? I have no idea
but
Not anything that I've seen so
Okay, okay. I understand how do you how do you feel like the world was created then if there was no God or anybody to like place there
He would just like spawn well then I mean the there's a lot of arguments on
What you see that as
What makes sense? I would say the big bang created the universe. What was before the big bang?
So you believe in evolution?
The universe kind of just endlessly, yeah.
Most Christians, most modern American Christians believe in some form of evolution.
Even if it's micro-evolution, like not, like they might not believe in like we came from, you know, single-celled organisms.
But like most American, at least I'm saying American Christians because those are the Christians that I obviously interact with.
Most American Christians would believe in some sort of micro-evolution, like that creatures can...
No, yeah, I believe in evolution.
I believe in evolution.
So, damn.
That's great.
OK, now, because my channel is like, you don't?
I was asking a question, bro.
I can't ask questions in my chat, bro.
But I, the evolution argument to me
is not a faith-based argument.
So with that, I get a little more not,
like, people could perceive my argument again.
Like, when people say they don't believe in evolution,
I can get a little more not rude,
But that's not a faith-based argument.
That is like scientific analysis of our anatomy,
seeing what you have and what you used to have,
what we came from fossilizations,
and you could literally see the progress of animals
evolving every time.
Yeah.
I have a friend and he feels like everything is like,
obviously you're not a therapist or anything,
but I'm trying to get the philosophical view on this.
How do you stop thinking that everybody's out to get you
and take you down.
Wait, like, what?
Like cloud chasers?
No, like, it's like, for example, right?
Yo, stop loaning in the chat,
that shit was a good question,
I just need to re-explain it you stupid fucks.
Listen, how do you, not me, this isn't me,
this isn't me by the way, but I'm saying,
how do you feel like,
how do you like,
because I've read the book Marcus Aurelius,
Meditations, and I'm being that serious.
Yeah.
He has a very, how do I say it,
positive not positive but like he gives excuses to us yeah he's stoic he get
not excuses but he gives a view of like we are all humans you got to say we're
all humans so like let's say for example he gets backstab or is that plateau
shit listen I'm just explaining it let me play though hmm so you tell me right
he gets backstabbed and he blames it on he blames it on like you know I'm
saying what is that outlook of like I don't know what you're asking no no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just looking at the test,
and I'm just getting, I'm just getting ready, but I'm okay.
Okay, I got, I can change the topic.
I can change the topic, all right?
Joe.
Wait, I feel like he was asking like,
how do you deal with like,
something happening to you that you can't control?
Exactly!
Like, that's, that's just a,
a stoic mindset that you can't control a lot of the things
that happen in your life.
You can only control how you perceive them.
But what if you want to control them?
Like, we're human, we want to,
We want to.
The universe just happens.
Humans want control.
And so that, I mean, that's where you even get into the,
if you want to go back to the religious argument,
the God of the gaps.
When you don't understand something,
the logical thing is to presume that God
took that place because it solves it, right?
Like a lot of things are unsolvable,
but those unsolvable things are all solvable by God,
right?
So that's where you put that.
Like if something happens to you,
You don't get why it happened.
You couldn't control it.
You go, well, God has a reason for it.
Right?
True.
I agree.
OK.
Now's my question.
I'm not saying that's what I think,
but that would be like a religious idea of it.
God has a purpose for everything happening.
Yes.
I got a topic that I think you would be interested in,
because you talk about this a lot.
Yuki, I feel like this is an easy topic for you
to pitch into, and me as well.
Aliens you like to talk about our aliens real right Joe?
Yes, well aliens what alien are you asking me are like intelligent aliens like you were like you believe in aliens
Yes, you believe there's extra torresceral beings out in the universe
Then why haven't they tapped in with us already if they can overpower the government?
If that makes sense
Because the universe is huge.
Yes, but at some point, you've got to understand.
Like if a UFO is serious, right?
All biological life that we understand,
that would be intelligent and multicellular
and capable of creating things and, you know,
cross galaxy travel would be susceptible to the threats
of space like us.
so they would send robots and other things like us.
And then even then, to be able to send,
to be able to have a civilization that's intelligent
and stay alive long enough
without dying to something or killing each other
and be able to then go 10s, 100s,
if not thousands of light years away,
that takes millions of years, right?
Yes, the universe has been a lot.
So you don't think it,
You don't think there's an alien in our solar system?
I think on Mars, underground, there
could be very rudimentary life, but not intelligent life now.
In intelligent life, you mean like us?
Intelligent life meaning like us.
Like capable of manipulating the matter around them
to change their lives, lifespan for the better,
create things that don't exist naturally in front of them.
OK.
Well, I don't believe in aliens.
At all.
I don't believe in aliens.
Why?
Are you just saying that to rage bait?
Because the way that you're putting your hands together
are like, no, actually.
Like, bro, Jay, if you don't believe in it,
you believe it.
It's like, for example, that's what you're going to do.
I don't believe in aliens.
Why would you, of course, be driving around
and not tapping with a person?
You would, of course, though.
That's made made that's a man-made
theory
it is it is but
Well like the idea the modern the modern depiction of UFOs a misrepresentation of a
Report that some guy made about a flying object
And that's where you get UFOs, but I you're saying you don't believe in any you don't believe that life
exists outside of earth. I believe in that life like you know life exists in our
solar system out in the universe but I don't believe in aliens I don't think
there's anything as intelligence as human beings to be able to you don't
think there's anything that has the intellect human race you don't think
anything's on par above us no I think humans are actually the smartest
creatures in the world and I don't have to disagree not up to disagree why why do
you think that because like you said I mean I'm the type of person I need to
see proof of something to believe it and aliens you know people they picture
aliens as these smart intelligent creatures but if they're so smart why
haven't we come contact life of aliens or made contact with aliens you know
something it's like ghosts well no it's not like us yes it is because the
paranormal is technically the afterlife how is the parent how is the afterlife
able to come in contact with us but not a living organism like an alien okay well
we're talking about something that's religious and fit okay these are two
separate conversation one is one is a non-physical thing that we are debating
that is outside of our dimensional reality right like if you're talking
about ghosts or like non-material beings that's not that's different from
talking about aliens the proof of aliens or that alien life is possible is the
fact that you're having this fucking conversation with me right now you're
We're alive, Jason.
I could only do the same thing about religion, though.
No.
Yes.
No, you can't.
All right, then do it.
OK, then do it.
Yeah.
Then do it.
Then you don't.
Like, you're just reading the chat.
Like, you know what I mean?
No, I'm not.
You're not being serious.
I feel like I'm not.
There's an argument that you could make of our existence
to somehow prove that God exists.
But that has not, like, it's not the same thing.
Like you existing is different, right?
Then,
what, I don't know how to explain this.
You existing is different, right?
Like then proving God versus proving
that alien beings could exist.
Because you being alive right now
is proof that single cellular life
and multi-cellular life can evolve over time.
Why are you typing right now?
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, I'm, I'm just, I'm trying.
Are you listening to his explanation?
I am, I am, I'm focused.
I'm listening.
Jinxie lost?
Oh shit.
Um, anyways, no, but you're being lied right now is basically proof that alien life could
exist in that, in the same way that it's very rare that, you know, a planet lives
in the Goldilocks and can support life.
Yes, it's rare, but rare doesn't equal impossible in an infinite universe.
Just because the odds of us being here are one in a trillion, there's an infinite universe
that has basically an endless number of chances for something to pop up and also destroy itself.
Like, I feel like people don't think often enough that, like, humanity as a whole could
just cease to exist, randomly.
Sure, like Rome.
Well, Rome was a civilization.
I'm saying humans as a species, like, could just all die.
Correct in like there's no there's we don't have plot armor like people don't
People think you humans are the center of everything like we could all die
And I don't want to die. That's just white. Well, you're gonna die
Very true. I mean, I just think extraordinary claims require
extraordinary proof into me. Do you believe in the UFO sightings?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof
Yes. Do I believe in UFO sightings? No. The majority of UFO sightings are people
misidentifying human things that exist. But UFO sightings versus aliens
existing are two different conversations. So your idea of...
Joe, do you believe in aliens? 100%. You're an idiot if you don't.
I
Did y'all lose what is happening are you doing a philosophy? What did y'all lose? Oh, no, we I don't want to talk about it
But they lost I my team won, but I haven't played yet. You're in semis or you're in finals. I'm in semis you
That's you haven't started a semi-game. We just finished ours and lost
What do you mean I asked hi? I asked hi buys your second-hand man
Oh
High-bives is right. I'm so fucking sorry. Wow. I'm sorry. We did sorry Joe Joe
Let me apologize. Wow. I thought my bad high-bives and you get Justin in here
We lost there
Yo, GGA, bro. We just lost um, but yeah
Look, let's get sidetracked bro. Do you believe in aliens? Yeah, bro
Do you guys want to something the universe is bro? Let me say something though. This is exactly what I'm saying extraordinary claims require
Extraordinary evidence and to me and proof there's not extraordinary evidence. Yeah, but Jason you just said right before that you said
Well, you could just say the same thing about God, but in the same set there is a extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof
Like now we're just looping in in circles here to me. There's a guy like though. Oh, no
Hi, guys, James. He's mad at you. No, I'm not. No, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I forgot what it was about a time
I'm out of time now.
Wait, is finals best of one?
Yes, best of one, best of one, best of one, best of one.
Ooh, okay.
Wait, so I gotta go get, I gotta go get ready.
Joe, collect your team, bro.
I mean, who do you play, Joe?
Who do you play?
Who is it, Richie?
I don't know.
Who is it?
It's Richie, who's Richie's team?
Who's Richie's team?
Richie Klicks, Riley.
Wave, this is Pre-Cinema, Pre-Cinema.
Everybody leave?
Now I'm still here, but I'm about to go to death while I'm sorry kind of abruptly leave
Don't worry about it. Hopefully we can continue these conversations later boys. That was actually a very educational conversation
I'm glad I was able to put some insight into your life like you did my Joe if I did any
For sure bro, and yeah, you know
We could we could continue this at some other point, you know run a little
Will debate?
Debate me versus
I got to start studying because your IQ is you'll be the the
mediator slash judge of sorts
Anyways, I hope you win. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
All right, man
So Jason, what was your thoughts on you guys to the before? So do you guys lost at the first round and it was embarrassing?
We lost the fucking YouTube, uh, DG.
Yo, yo, gang, yo, did you get first round?
Get the fuck up, my cold.
What the fuck?
Yo, guess what the call says.
It says this is, uh, Team Jason's call, bro.
I know I lost, but it's still my cold game.
Oh, I didn't know you still had a team out to get in first round, dude.
Nigga, you thought CS1 was still out, buddy.
I don't want to hear nothing you got carried, bro.
Yeah, yeah, you actually need to go back to CS1.
Suki, bro.
Suki, you're in the semis?
I'm in Miami turn it up another night. Oh my god
You lost I mean I
I went 16 and 16
13 5 to the team we lost to Jason so they lost even harder than us. Oh, yeah, okay
Y'all went against Art, yeah, and uh, Bucky's too.
That's sort of a loose description.
Like, we didn't really, we won every round
and then we sold at the end.
That's kind of what happened.
We won and we sold to Rijek.
Bro, Bucky's fucking, he's a demon, man.
Mudo went like negative and he's our pro.
What do you want me to do?
Yeah, he's a pro.
He's a pro in Valorant, he's a pro in Valorant,
and you tried to do that, that's how you lost.
Yeah, bro, he left the car already.
You're talking to fucking nobody.
You're trash, bro.
I'm talking to you, you're fucking trying.
I won't be wanting to game any of that.
I
Talk to me, they should throw it back
If you know I was home right now the way my lips would have been in your fucking ear
You're boosted in every game, bro, every game every game crazy. This is my first time ever
playing CS go and we're too bold. I was performing. I was up and it is down. I was
I guess getting carried means you're going crazy. You can't you can't you can't care about your daddy
I had 27 kills
Yeah, I'm gonna go to my winners call
Yeah, Jason go find some coffee for today. You know look at ladies back on fortnight
Oh
Yeah, I was
We good though, right? It's got to make sure we go
No
Thank you so much for the all this shit you do bro. Let me know if there's a loser
Yeah, I don't think there's a loser bracket, guys.
Did I?
Yeah.
There's no losers bracket.
Yeah.
I fucked you up, bro.
Fuck you guys, man.
I fucked you guys.
All right.
Love you guys.
Love you, bro.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Damn.
Bro, what content we got today, bro?
I love how he was going to go visit you.
I'm not cool, man.
You said what?
I said, yo, Moki, thank you so much for the two gift that I appreciate you.
I was going to say, you know, I'm not going to go visit you.
I'm gonna say if there's no like what comes to you guys I'm gonna go visit you cuz I need country
You're gonna go visit me. I ain't cuz I I mean
That's not bad shots, bro. I mean
When's the last time you did a eating segment?
Like I did one like seven times last stream we can do an eight one today
Wait or we could run some down I've been seeing your boss
We had good lobbies going but we talked to speak about tournaments mud like like you gonna run a valve tournament
Yeah, I'm gonna run a valve tournament probably sometime afternoon when I'm back from New York, maybe
I'm also trying to find out what I'm going to Miami. Oh
Oh, I heard
Y'all cancel on me so I gotta go I'm just gonna go no bro. We can let's go this weekend, bro
Let's go to the weekend. Oh, I'm going to New York
Like see nigga, let's go during the week. I'm going
That should be
Oh, just some I got some you got some shit to do out there like you know
I'm out of be I'm out of be on the news. I'm gonna be on the news very soon
You about to be on the news. Yeah, that'll be in the news
What you do just
All right, you know me I'm you know, I'm old bro
My you know, I'm not just always there like you go see me anytime like in my phone. It's just
I don't know. It's okay. You know, no, no, not a fucking court case brown
They're saying they're finally arresting you what does what do I mean?
No, bro, no, no, no, no.
So what's the move?
Are we going outside or am I going to your house again?
Or what?
It's not not going out, bro.
You pull up.
I wouldn't even be mad if you pull it up right now.
And then you go, la, bra, like, you know what I mean?
That's the time.
And I would want to write that, like, if you were to pull up,
oh, god, I wouldn't be mad.
I really would be just chilling, bro.
That's nabs, bro.
That's nabs.
And we go, go, come back home,
do a little, do a little, uh,
not a race segment or so.
That's naps, bro.
I'm, yeah, I could get in the next, uh,
about a race segment though.
Yeah, bro.
What?
Bro, you're always free to,
but you're just never live when I'm doing it.
I always invite you.
Oh yeah, huh, true.
Oh, you right, bro.
You don't remember the squad back in the day
was me, you, YBG,
Rath.
Rath, Rath,
Rath, he wasn't playing.
Rath, I think.
Oh, Rath.
Was he?
No, no.
I don't think he was playing Val.
Well, but we should I'm not I don't see nothing bad with doing the east thing and not too long
I mean good night moogie. I mean, I think we run that motherfucker
This is what I'm gonna pull up on you bro, and we'll figure some stuff. Oh god. Yeah, I'm a person
I'm gonna pull up on you right now. Let's run it bro. I'm actually done. I'm gonna be waiting for you, bro
I bet
All right, let's do it
John pull up on me John John John John John John John John
So let's see if I can get like this one right now.
Oh, oh, shit.
Uh, that was John, bro.
Oh yeah, he takes John's shit, don't he, yeah.
Well, you're saying hi, dude
Oh my god, what is this you're doing fucking back on for it. Oh my god
My goodness gracious to what the fuck what the fuck man
Hey, I literally came up, bro.
That's a lot of money!
That's a fucking beautiful knife, bro.
How much is
Gamma Doppler
Butterfly Knife
Plus
Face Teeth
Oh my god that's actually a fucking max win
Man, oh my fucking god, bro.
Dude, holy fucking smokes, man.
Oh my goodness.
Wow.
Insane.
All right, so listen,
if he's stuck on it,
I'm gonna take you out.
All right, all right, so listen.
If he's stuck on it,
and then he's stuck on it.
Who's the person that wiped his teeth?
If he's stuck on it, right?
No.
Oh my god, I don't even remember dude. I don't even know she was there. I don't remember she was there
Oh
That was when he sold his soul in LA now facts, bro. Oh
My god, dude
Came to LA instantly sold his soul while talking about selling souls
John
John's coming up, bro. What's my title right now?
So she's my title, bro
So I'm gonna change my shit man. I'm gonna change it be
Yeah, man
I
Close we're behind us behind us behind us
He's right here. I'm coming through mid. I got a C4. We got a lot to stay alive. Just a lot
On car close sorry
Fuckin shit
Fucking nuke of course we get nuke man, let me
Watch on getting ready
Fucking instant dude
I
Don't
My name is Jack
No, no, no, this is not about life. I'm being good. So by day you got an ice cream bro
It seems you're rich. I just wanted to ask you this. Yeah, what's one thing that made you rich that people think it's stupid
Honestly buying stuff by stuff. I don't know if there's a good answer like I feel like let me open part and see what I get
Are you fucking kidding me?
this dude a dude how was that a fucking pack dry
all right more
hey man should we invite uh should we buy a lacy chair fucky why not why not
why not why not why not first round it first round it a little better
me
I gotta piss
It's dark, bro
Hey, put the camera on bro
It's a good job who's a mess and I think that's just been that since they first moved thanks
I almost spilled something on the bed
Make his bed hell no
Damn, Brian, it's not gonna be first round it
I was walking though
Y'all motherfuckers they're fucking ruthless
Hey!
Let's go, sir.
Let's do it.
You alright, man?
Yeah, I'm cool with him.
I gotta call her later.
What?
I gotta finish the call later, like, when I'm...
You didn't do that?
No, it's cooler, like, I don't care.
I'm good, bro.
I'll lock in.
You're locking me?
Why not with my slivers?
So far
What are you doing? Cause I have fucking doc slippers on.
O.S.C.S. house.
Who the fuck did you know?
Woo!
Miami gonna hit, come on, just lock.
We can get up.
Come here.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Oh, forgot my car keys.
Bro!
Where the fuck is that guy going?
What?
Something on my shirt.
What is it?
Something on my shirt.
Bro, there's nothing on my shirt, dude.
Oh, no, no, no.
Bro, there's nothing on my shirt.
What are you talking about?
Are they all same?
Or are they all the same?
There's nothing on my shirt.
There's really something right there.
There's nothing on my shirt!
What the fuck are you saying?
Are you dead-eyed, Drew?
Stop, stop, look!
Fast, man.
What's up, bro?
Yeah.
What's your shirt say?
Huh?
Your shirt says something.
What?
What are you talking about?
Your shirt says something.
What are you talking about?
Bro, it doesn't.
Your shirt says something.
Yeah, it says something, yeah.
Yeah.
What's up, bro?
I'm about to play rock, and you're talking about some promos and shit.
I was gonna offer you to pull up to OCS house me you be wait, but you're actually gonna play our
Squishy like you can't hang
Wait, can I use your car
Use my code me back. Yeah, but I left my keys in my room and I really don't want to go back honest
Yo, bro, you know, I would let you
Yeah, it's like
It's like a like a way like you got the you get the Roblox here. You got the shaggy. Yeah, the fucking shaggy
I'm gonna be honest, bro. Oh
I
I don't think there's another person in the world that I would rather not drive my car
I'm just being pretty honest. I actually think I would rather hand the keys over to J.Q.
Now if I go and take your car you know you're not going to hear about it.
No, but I'll just sue you. I'll just sue you.
You're not going to sue me. I'll sue you.
I'm calling the police and I'm reporting, I'm reporting a, uh, where have you thought
of it?
You wouldn't do that.
Listen, no you wouldn't.
Oh I won't.
And then I'm taking a piece of that and smashing it in the air like, oh I don't.
That's just not your body at all.
You're not even, you're fake, bro, stop being a lark now.
You're not, you don't got Jewish lawyers, you don't got none of that shit, I don't
got, stop larking man.
Like it's a trend to lark now.
I see what's going on.
Call David.
What the fuck? You part of the Fonkills cake?
Hey David, on stream right now, question, if somebody steals my car I can sue the state of California, right?
Yeah, you can civilize it to somebody for stealing your car, yes, it's also a crime that you do before.
As granted, thought out?
Huh?
As granted, thought out, and I can also sue for like emotional issues too.
Oh my god.
We have the same lawyer, bro. We have the same fucking lawyer, dude. Yes! That's the same guy, bro.
It's gonna be real awkward. Yeah, it's gonna be real awkward.
Wait, how does that work if you sue someone who has the same lawyer as you?
Whoever gives it more bread?
Fushy, man, how'd it go broke?
I've been going there for a minute with you, man.
But you did just as you do with our tap caps, man.
All right, bro, fine.
You could play this week as a crock-a-lead turnie.
Thanks, bro.
All right, bro, I'll leave you alone, huh?
I don't want this tournament, man.
I'd rather be a asset sometimes.
I don't want to be crazy.
Actually, it'll be crazy.
Try to win something today, bro.
I won something today.
A pusher fate against Joe Barclose.
Yep.
1-1 for the date, man. 1 win, 1 lose.
Lost. Never lost!
And I won a butterfly night. I'll be up for the day.
2.3k, all right.
That is a crack.
That's how much it was before the crash.
How much was it before the crash?
That should have been like five minutes plus.
Oh my god, before the crash.
Oh my god.
It was 4k before the crash.
Actually hacked.
That's insane.
Six to seven?
Good.
Alrighty.
I've moved into her. This is drawing, man.
Seems like Drew drove to work today.
Shit.
Saking up the whole fucking parking lot with this.
Tesla. C.S. Twitter shitting on salt? Wait, why? What does salt do? Just unboxed a
10,000 butterfly. Oh, so he said, he said $10,000 when it wasn't 10,000.
NK you freak he said emerald. Oh
All right, man
Let's not get have a good day today. Shall we?
Maybe maybe get a few eating segments with the guys
Now I'm not hungry though, bro. I'm not really that hungry and plus. I'm locked in a chair
Like I'm not really feeling food, but we could definitely figure some shit out
OSES house figure some shit out also chat
Y'all control my life man. Do I go to a T-Bwise party tomorrow? Okay? I've been really considering it
Y'all know I went to the club the other day
You know that that's really that's really like
Too soon. Hey John. What's the address?
6836
There you go.
What's the chance now?
They're saying, yes bro.
You said you were gonna go.
Just don't drink.
I don't drink.
I don't drink at all.
I hate drinking.
Whistling.
Oh, I don't like the sound of that.
Let's see if I make it out the driveway
without fucking scuffing my car.
Perfection.
Get some air going in here.
And we're almost out the driveway,
backing all the way out.
Chad, when we get a new crib,
are y'all gonna miss the vibes in this house?
Me personally, I am.
I am.
or do y'all want a new vibe the majority of knows
no majority why
everybody is like yes new vibe well new vibe
well new vibe but like you can still miss the vibe of this house
a lot of good shit happen in this house man
and a lot of people might disagree
uh... but
I had a good time, bro, and I also had the master, which means I had two bathrooms, a big ass fucking bathroom, a big ass room, like, I don't know if I'm gonna miss this shit, dude.
Gonna miss it. I don't know if I'm gonna get in the master area. Probably not, bro.
Bad juju house? Wait, why does the house have bad juju?
What are they saying?
RB17?
RB17 was more...
more seen at the brawl law house.
RB17 was literally
more seen at brawl law.
Ahhhh.
I suppose some good music will go on, though.
John, are you sad, man?
Uh, better than what I- where I was two days ago.
I think I did a gaming side game this entire year.
Why?
I thought, can I get this for you?
Yeah.
I was just using it.
Oh, are you using it?
Sure, I'm not using it.
I'm not saying that.
Okay.
Are you set? Are you... are you... are you getting your feelings over a girl?
I'm good now, because like, a quick summary or just, you know, I think what I want in
phone call or in person is a good way to handle problems or maturely handle problems.
But uh, it's more so, uh, it's just closure, and then I'm moving on, that's it.
So you just had the call where it like ended?
Uh, no, she was just, well, more so than explaining her thoughts and her perspective on everything because we had like a little debate, and then, um, yeah.
Damn, so Yachty, so she broke up with you, kinda?
Well, we never started anything to be clear well like when I'm in it when I try she ended the talking stage
Yeah, because think like she was talking to her friends and then also
the way like I
Handled a certain problem that aligned with her because you know sometimes I mean when you're in a relationship
Sometimes like you guys handle problems together like the same way or opposite
But like she's the type of person where if it happens right in the bear, she just says no.
And I mean, she doesn't get a chance to work on it.
So no second chance for her.
Well, Daniel, who does she think she is?
No, she was like, she's like, I'm so curious on how like a first date will go.
Because we never went on a first date.
When I really like a girl, I take it really slow, right?
And so like we're starting to move past like the baton inside.
And like we're very
It's okay John we better go to Miami
We're on the same bottom they reputed
Just straight bros having out having a good night facts
No drinks involved
Dancing listening to good music
Jumping up and down, so you're telling me like we if we get like y'all hyper dedicated to be true dudes
We're not going on a yacht, but what if it's just dudes you just say it's just dudes
Well, I mean it's gonna be bros and then there's gonna be girls, but we're not gonna be on on time
And I'm like, oh, I got a christmas shit tonight. Like how many numbers you're gonna get tonight? No, bro
Oh, we're never on that time. I was on that time in long like probably like
Nine months ago, but like I'm gonna change it man. We were too grown for that shit. That's immature
that's immature
That's we got to show these people that we bossed up
You got to show that girl that you bossed up so now just hop on just hop on some fucking gear
Go to the gym and then in like a month pop out with a selfie and then
Have make it
Oh you blow it up
Take a picture of your car a little bit and have some on your story like
Yeah, I would say some shit right now, but I'm not that type of person to just say some crazy shit, you know?
That's not my method. I'm just kidding, no. I just can't do it. That's not my method.
I didn't hop on fucking gear, bro. What? Or make a shitty song? Go up in the studio. That's why I do it.
I'm not gonna live and do my music. It's gonna be pretty pretty good as like lovers of strangers
Like you can actually compare my shit to that
And I know vocals either
Those shirts are good so it is a good song. What's I'm saying? If I made music it would be good as that
I'm on your dick. I literally say your music is good. So you want me to say your music trash?
No, but you're trapped. You're not you don't make music is the thing, but you never heard me make music
You just did it to yourself
I'm noticing probably be doing this a lot
Like I might we were fighting like that your music is trash
But you did it with like plain dollars shit, too. We start my way
And they're mine.
Say it.
What are you talking about?
Say, y'all know what I mean, bro?
Like, how do I explain this?
Someone put it into words, I'll just read it out loud.
I don't know what it's called.
I genuinely lost.
Say, y'all probably had her now.
Do you need therapy?
I don't need sh-
Therapy!
Tomorrow, bro
Would you free me I know yeah, I'm gonna say you I don't think you should I could
Because you know because you should you're not gonna take it serious, bro
I think dr. K series I card every time I talk to dr. K, but then it's like exposed to everybody
But then but then that's free content also
You're exposing I feel like there's a lot of things that like
You haven't talked about so if they're just privately
You know, I mean
Sure, yeah, so I feel like it was the first session or two now that next dr. K session is gonna be kind of funny
If you shame the human talk to the therapist I can get the job
The Joe to Bart the Joe, I think bro. I was trying to
Debate with Joe that was like my end goal. So I was trying to get obviously I've seen I put up Jesse
I was trying to debate man, and um
Yeah, I was just I would just talk about aliens because that was like the easiest conversation to talk about
You know like as there's no definitive proof of aliens
so I
Feel like hanging that debate, but obviously Joe is a lot smarter than me a lot. He went to school graduated
So I can't talk about someone crazy sophisticated. So aliens. I
I
Personally don't believe in aliens. I was just fucking
But one day I gotta I gotta really up my IQ start reading
Learn more educate myself increase my intelligence
Get a rub the bait going bro. I want one day that just I want y'all to see my evolution
In my intelligence over the years
Like y'all see me go through everything. Alright live streaming y'all see everything
Right y'all see my first relationship. Y'all see me drop out of school. Y'all see me
Meet all these people like my life is literally stream for y'all know everything about me
Y'all are also gonna see how my brain y'all are gonna see the day my frontal lobe develops and when that day happens
It's gonna be a fucking we got to throw a party or some shit
Once it once it happens 25. That's the right eight right David of 25. So you're 25, right?
Yeah, your frontal lobe develop right? Yeah, 100% and you feel a difference, right? Yeah, I mean
I would say the way I handle problems is a lot more mature than what I did when I was like 21 23
So, when I'm 25, hopefully my frontal lobe develops, not hopefully it will develop.
I'll be able to hang and grow as a human and increase my intelligence and hopefully then
I'll be able to debate somebody and really, really speak.
Because right now I can acknowledge that my intelligence is not up there, right?
But that's okay, man.
It's okay.
I would say you smart in some ways. I'm smart. I'm smart
I'm smart, but
Book smart. I got to work on a lot. I got to work on a lot. I got to start reading
Yeah, I got to start annunciating my words better. You can see I'm already trying right? I'm trying to speak with my hands
I'm trying to I'm trying to become become better, bro
I'm all about self-improvement. Okay, hopefully speaking of frontal lobe on a bum
I keep my 30 or something says the fucking 30 year old dude. All right
Speaking of a fucking birthday, what you about to do for your birthday bro. Oh, I'm throwing a rager, man
Don't a rager inviting everybody in the industry. I'm talking everybody man like like like
What do you think bro, honestly probably bro, by then it's main, I don't really care, I
don't care right now, dude, I would invite literally everyone, everyone, it's a party,
let's make it fun, let's make it lit.
It's gonna be similar to month 21st, cow?
That's not cow, I don't care.
I genuinely don't care, like let's make it fun,
let's make it controversial, let's make it messy,
I don't care, let's do it.
May 9th, mark your fucking calendars.
22nd, 22, big 22.
Everybody man, everybody, everybody that I barely
talk to trust and believe I'm hitting dream all up you know what I mean but
not too many don't know too many like randoms like last year was a perfect
balance of people I didn't know and people that I knew right so it just
made it perfect bro perfect everybody dance everybody I remember that last
year's birthday yo that shit was that shit was a movie man movie a great
Greatness
You're a tire
All right
God
Obviously some fucking exception when I say everyone
not my fucking like I like we got a lot of plan is great you said
everyone what's the point then you mean what's the point bro I'm turning 22 when
I'm 25 holy shit man. I gotta throw some crazy shit. That's the year of my frontal lobe develops
What if when the clock strikes 12? I just see the world differently
I mean that's what happened to me bro. That ass? Yeah
25, bro. Yeah, I'm talking about like you like hanging out with you and everyone else like it brings out the
younger version of me again. I was looking being a little nonchalant, but then now like
Fuck that Narsha Law shit.
Dude, Narsha Law, that's just cringe, bro.
It's just cringe, you gotta just be yourself.
Be Shalon.
Be in the life of the party.
You don't need to be that cool guy bumping his fucking head
through the song and not saying shit
and expect people to come up to you
and be like, oh, shit, you're a cool as fuck,
unless you're Marlin, then it's a completely different story.
No, fast.
What was the gris of me?
When you grow older, you feel like you're a little bit dumber.
I mean, not grow older, but like, yeah.
When you grow older, you feel a little bit better.
No, no, no, not like that, but like, just like, uh,
oh, how do I explain this?
I don't say it, but like.
But I didn't get here becoming nonchalant.
I came here.
I got here being chalant as fuck.
It's no changing.
Adapt.
You don't realize how much you don't know when you're older fucking old-headed in the chat
the fuck is that here you know you being a thing around me you got them or not
Yeah, facts. That's what I was gonna say but I didn't wanna say it.
Y'all be fuckin'...
Ridin' the hell out of me.
Ow.
I be goin' back home.
You don't learn a lot from me?
No, I learn a lot from you, bro. I learn to just be more of a dumbass.
Are you fuckin' me?
But it's fun though, it's fun being a dumbass.
Yo, so you'd rather be a dumbass?
I'd rather be a dumbass.
Okay, that's what I was gonna say.
I've only grown up being a dumbass, but then I was slowly getting out of it,
but then now I'm back to being a dumbass.
What do you consider not being another library of books in the like, faking?
Just, uh, it was like a system.
I guess working on grammar the way I talk now, I actually just talk like a dumbass.
What? You can work on grammar.
Oh, there's a park right here.
My favorite spot.
Oh, shit. That's a fire hydrant.
Wait, low key? You can park back there.
Where?
Back there.
But do you know how to reverse?
That's too tight, bro. No fucking boat the big spots open
Yeah, you said you're the best driver, right? Let me see it. Oh my god, bro
I'm in a fucking boat of a car. Yeah, why that parking garage?
No, no, if your car is widened yes, but your car is long. So you're fine
Let's test this shit up my course wide to I mean you already got a fucking scratching a bump in your bumper, bro
Honestly just fucking wait get out and like come for me. Just go straight through first
I'm just go straight to the back first and then I'll get out
Oh God
Bro, what's the worst that could happen
Oh shit, you got three spectators
Listen listen listen you're gonna tell the dog to move you're gonna pull straight for it
And you're gonna backstrain to that spot right there, the last spot right here.
Right in front of your first spot.
I-
The fuckin' dog's in the way, man!
We can eat that shit later.
Let's-
What are you even talking about?
Here, let me get up.
I'm not gonna guide-
Well, yeah, I'll guide you.
I wanna make sure that man-
would've loaded the dog in.
Oh, hell!
No, it's okay.
Okay, okay.
Get dressed now!
Whoa!
Close it out!
You can go on this day in person.
Oh god bro, can you make the name?
Now, badly!
Get in the house!
Alright, come up.
Come out this way.
Come this way.
Okay, now straighten out.
Straighten out, now back up bro, come on.
Yes, now start backing up.
No, no, I'm going to make them fit in there.
I'm trying to help them become a better driver
No, not parallel part you're into that one both
Well, you'll be fine, bro. Wait, wait, wait come up come up in this straight
Just the strain on your car. No, it's fucking bro. Just this part that should run for the Arkies car. You're pissing me off
Well, you got it, bro. Wait, why should I move? No, I'm not
Go ahead you're good, bro
I told you I'm gonna open my door!
That's how you gotta learn how to park!
You gotta...
You gotta space on both sides!
You make space for your side!
Are you dumb, bro?
Oh my dumb!
You just parked closer to that side.
You not doing this?
I'm scared, yeah.
Don't have a moment.
It's a small car, bro.
Small car.
I agree.
No, no, no, no, no.
you got it no no no it's it's it's just a garage too small
is she pressing your ship?
yo! I don't know if she's pressing your ship
that's good, that's it bro
oh my god bro
what happened?
What happened?
Who knows they ain't gonna love her.
God, can she get some fuck up?
She didn't press anything, bro.
She said, she said, get a smaller car.
What? I need a fucking meet back.
The fact, I thought they said the plan was what it is.
Get a smaller car?
Why so cool?
You taking up three spots?
And what? And what?
I got a fucking meet back, man.
I can do whatever I want, man.
It's freaking me back there.
Where the fuck is that, that chopped...
It smells like weed, holy shit.
I've watched some real boys.
Oh my fucking goodness, dude. Get let.
Get fucking let, dude.
I've been using my file as a payment.
Smell like shit this bitch.
Show this stuff.
It actually smells like ass.
Do you know what time it is right now?
What time?
It's 5pm.
I'm brabbing up, bro.
It is 8pm in the east coast.
What we on?
What we on, bro? What do you mean? What are we on?
What we on?
Mad guy, you're coast-basically.
What are you doing?
What's the move? What we on, bro?
What do you mean, what's the move?
I couldn't be jerking off, or I could have had a girl in here.
You're not even knocking. You just opened the door.
It seems like you already started gooting.
Wait, what we on, man?
It's not saying what we are probably out anything
We're fucking fried dude. Can we get some eats?
Yes, um
Maybe maybe we get eats. Oh, where we go off the wake up. So where we go out hungry? I
Mean didn't to be a play could be a fucking work with the games could hop on a game
But I'm not now I already lost
was? Yeah. What'd you lose to? Good. Can you get a meat mountain segment? No, I need to do it.
No, that meat mountain shit, that shit. That's why I'm sleeping bro, because the meat mountain
bro, my body had to digest that shit, that shit was horrible. Yeah? Yeah.
What did I cook? No, no, no, I said, wow. No, I'm cool, I'm cool, but. Alright, I'll leave you alone
until she wakes up. No, I'm with you, bro, I'm with you, let's go, we on it.
Wait, I thought I was waiting, y'all still taking it?
I just, you know, I haven't taken shit off the wall yet, you know what I mean, bro?
Dang, bro.
What you talking about, son of a bitch?
You know what I'm doing for you?
No, no, bro.
Sometimes it takes someone else to do it.
No, bro, it's okay, bro.
Bro, you haven't even taken all your shit off the room.
Yeah, because I can't do it myself.
Damn.
Bro, we're in the same boat, but I can take it down for you and you can take it down for me.
I'm good, bro.
You're good?
Nah, bro, let's...
Wait, why? Why are you leaving it up?
No, I'll just... later, bro. I'll get it later, bro.
Look, my dead dog is dead and she's still up there.
Okay, that's your...
Oh, so sometimes you gotta keep shit up and it's dead.
To remind him about how much you lost.
How are you supposed to move on, though?
If that's the first thing you see, you're gonna move on.
I'm not even trying to move on. I'm just trying to stream.
So you're not gonna move on?
I'm just trying to stream.
Yeah, I'm not even...
Appreciate it, bro.
Good luck.
Yeah, bro. Alright, well, I'll leave you alone.
No, we'll be on, bro. Come on!
What do you mean?
Come on, you don't hang out with me anymore, bro.
Come on, what are we on, bro?
Tomorrow, is it, Clay?
What the fuck's happening tomorrow?
It's our youngest party.
Oh, shit, I'm invited.
I mean, I got, I mean, if you're rolling me, yeah.
Bro, let's go to Tarayummi's party, bro.
Come on, bro.
What are you doing, though?
What you mean what I'm doing?
What are you doing, bro?
I'm going to get in there and just catch a vlog.
Oh, you ain't.
OK, what do you mean?
You want to get, you're going to get twerked on?
Maybe twerking at the Tariyama party?
Last time I went...
Last time?
No, last time I went...
What the fuck?
Last time I went, it was a good vibe, but it was not twerking, it was more like...
Yeah, it was more like that.
Some people, they were...
But when I walked in the building, it was going to turn into like a twerking ball kind of thing.
Nah, nah.
Oh
Because you were in India
How's your stomach
He's just woke up 5 p.m.
I just verses into
We lost, we got first round, I don't even want to.
Aren't you in the final?
No, we played the best team.
Wow, that's how you know we would have won the whole game.
Yeah, if you knew how to plant a bomb.
I thought you were the captain, I thought you were like the goal.
You're the third frag.
You're one above cover.
I'm not even trying to rage me, I'm just being objective.
Objectively, oh my god, I'm not even trying to rape me guys. Let's talk objectively. There's no point in talking about this
We already lost like fucking three hours ago. We had a fucking fiddle
Way to philosophy cool. That's all right. Yeah, I couldn't hang though your IQ
You got it. You got it update. I was hanging around because your chat was moving with more theories
I wasn't reading my chat brother
I was calling me dumb, but guess what? I don't look at my dad
I told you to explain one thing you said
like you sat there looking dumb I just sat there looking dumb it's because you
do go read meditation so we can have a go study go study books go read about
feel a lot of just about a combo Libra you know what that is right oh no that is
you know that is that's what I'm saying but I couldn't hang in the conversation so
I love 2X. I love 2X.
I love for the weed.
It's a turn to mark.
It's okay. It's okay.
You learned one word. You don't know how to...
You don't know how to...
I've been known when it's worming.
What are we doing today for content?
Mad shit, man.
I left that shit down for lead game.
I want you to keep playing with me.
You want to be a WMS?
You want to farm W's?
Take that off the wall.
I can't do it.
Take what off the wall?
The girl.
How WWE is.
He might have his own reasonings.
This might be a wall of his journey.
Even though that person is not in his life anymore,
it's still part of his journey.
That's what I was saying.
Why are you forgetting the people that helped you
become who you are today?
Because.
Yes, forget your day ones.
I'm not saying no.
No.
But that is different.
How's that different?
That is, that was your partner.
That was your partner.
Okay, but I see the clip of you
Drawn in the closet and I'm not gonna continue to clip
I know he said he can do himself. That's why I was like, I'll do it for you. I can't oh, that's what he said
This one did it for me. I'll let someone do it for me. I'll let someone do it for me
She's listening man. Who's she?
Joe what's up with this fucking like is it all right?
That wasn't you, that was to him!
Don't put him on to it, because it's gonna make things worse.
Oh, it's gonna make shit mainstream. That's what I try not to do with Ron.
Wait, what put him on to what?
You make shit mainstream, so now you can't know shit, bro.
You don't know shit, bro.
Hey, what mainstream?
This dude's brushing his teeth at 5 AM.
Hey, just woke up. You actually just woke up?
That's the, like, kind of depressing.
Bro, I still got that Guglian wallet in my, um...
You don't give it back to you? You don't give it back to me?
No, it's no more.
I give it back because you and who that y'all done right.
I mean, I still want that leash for us two bands, yank.
If I had a dog, I'd fucking go your leash.
Okay, can I tell you the truth?
I still want a bag, it's $2,000.
Can I tell you what happened to that leash?
Yeah, yeah, you can tell me now.
Can you tell me now?
Because it's just me now.
Nah, you're JTJ, man.
You still gonna charge me?
Oh, oh, God, I won't charge you.
Nah, I'm just telling you, I don't know why.
So it is genuinely just lost.
Yeah.
Wow.
I don't know why you remember one,
y'all would give it to us when we were doing like a...
You know what I mean?
I didn't give it, I didn't give it.
It wasn't me.
Hey bro, would you say you're leashed up or not?
I might be leashed up.
Gives me a sense of, hey, you know what I'm saying?
You know?
Eww, quiet, you know what I'm saying?
Sockty has a issue with licking his lips so his lips are chapped all the time
We have the little mini ones too
Fucking cereal goonard like three bro. What do we three for?
Oh, I don't think I've ever gone through an entire thing of Ashley before
I
You always tell me I got soft lips this is why this is the method if you overly spam Vaseline
So I need one of my bed when I go to sleep anyone by my nightstand as a backup
I need a travel one and then I need one of my game. He's just neither. These are the travel this oh, yeah
My travel one I guess I get it
No, no, sometimes you can't stand up and just fucking use it you roof. I'm sleepy
I mean, I got the wallet I just give it back to him
And you're a millionaire usually when you just did a sponsor and you're just gonna take it seven hundred dollars later
That's what you're a 500. I don't know how much of it
They're not taking a week off. Sure. He's not one of them
No wallet, no leash, what's up with you? Is that a metaphor? No, I'm saying why are you using metaphors around me?
You hang around Joe Bartolos, you're using metaphors. No, like that physical go yard leash.
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion. Look, you don't even need that anymore.
You know what I mean? Because it's $2000, I could sell it. No, because of the circumstances.
I could sell it it still is two thousand dollars a go yard used go yard leashes if you want it
No, do you just buy a new one?
But I could just I could spell it'll sell for like I can get out of that
I'm worried you're not gonna sell anything. You don't have anything to use the leash with Jada upon my shit
No, no, no talk about the dog the dog gone. Oh, I heard you the first time
I'll get your I'll get your shit. It's in the car
So you just had he just had a seat in there like
But like well, I don't know where you stick
Like that's kind of scary
I
Don't know
You spend Vaseline dead as everyone's gonna know your solicitor soft
Ask him
What do you mean it's not gonna go mainstream
No, make sure mainstream now you too big to talk about shit now about Katie. I can't gossip with you because you too big now
I can't we can't gossip
Last time you talked about Katie, she got lit.
No, she's not getting lit.
She's not getting lit.
This is like, if you know you know what's up about her,
this is not going, this is,
bro, Yogg's not tweeting this shit.
Dude, you should have seen Nath's comment section, bro.
That shit was insane, bro.
She got lit on there.
No.
No, it was me, and then you talked about it.
I talked to Katie, I talked to about Katie one time,
and that was when she fried guapo.
No, she didn't fry the guapo.
Well, she, I don't even know what happened.
There's nothing to do with the situation.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Like my chest like who the fuck is Katie like I barely even know the girl who the fuck is Katie
That's when you walked out with Katie that's what she got mad. No, who got mad. I think you need a job game
I think I'm a job
Like this week
without us you know oh you know what it was the dates yeah we had two bro I know
you had to which why I have to go without you know no no no no no no no why are you
gonna make me on a solo trip I'm not I'm gonna ask Ron if I say it's down no
invite us I'm done I'm going to go with y'all but y'all wanted to suit the
date on me so now I'm gonna go like finally the beginning of the week or
some shit we're gonna have next week because I gotta get you doing that
Fucking I don't know
What you go to you usually go to or people go to Miami just to like kind of look at the scenery
Yeah, the rest of those what people usually do that's what he thinks but
What are you doing in a wife of Miami game go look at any Miami stream that are happening on Twitch go
Go and tell me what they're doing. Are they are they excited? Are they looking at the scenery enjoying like what I'm gonna drive super
Cool cars
Cuz Miami is the spot for that
Literally going to Miami
Cruises literally worse there's literally like a name for like a cruise bay. That's a thing never let your girl go on a cruise
I made that mistake a few times that they had her over the balcony. Yo, what the fuck?
Now, but listen listen bro, no, but I'm going I'm going on a cruise with the guys like
Yeah, I'm going to Miami with the guys to stream my yacht. I'm not going on a yacht
Just get going on a yacht stream
What are you going?
Rage is out there. This bro. More Miami. They said he was busy. I never said raise was busy
I'm done for any segment right now.
I pushed all my segments to the side today.
I thought we were going to win the whole shit going on.
I thought we were at least going to get sick around, but then when I see the way Kuffin
was playing, he would just have a gun at him like this.
He would.
I was like, yeah, yeah, it's actually sad. Yeah, it was sad, but we started off very terrible. I started off
I had terrible starts. I had a bit of a butt blunders. See you go crazy. I was like, oh, I gotta go crazy, too
I'm not gonna lie. Hey nuke bro, like what is that?
See what is it dust?
Ross even inferno like
Like I didn't know
I mean we could do a Rome Ability segment, we could do a job segment, we could do any segment bro
that uh, we farm the TVU hours just like me too
You say what?
You farm the TVU hours just like me
No bro
You don't do that shit?
I don't do that
TVU hours?
It's like this little run down joke where it's like you just like doing like nothing
on the TV, you just farm the TVU hours and shit
Well yeah
Yeah, you didn't have to run with that though
You bought it for a reason
I mean, when you did you
Nuh-uh
CDs because that's mad gigabytes
You actually you actually like you cook really good. Oh wait, do you want to do a drinking challenge with me?
No, please please please like I tell you let's lock in and you asked for a drink. No, please bro
I've done it with everyone. I'm just have you ever done the the four loco for taco challenge? No, okay?
Okay, let's run back the four co-water for burrito challenge. I was no stop drinking you stop drinking
Save the drinking for my birthday
They may have a shameless plug. You're not no
Shameless plug my buddies in a couple days after a little do me. Yeah
You just know some shit
Joy birthday party. No
I told I said everybody can like everybody like I don't really care who
Oh, you don't care
Buddy bro, okay, okay. What's your boundaries though? I got no boundaries
real for some of the voters. No, I'm at the point, bro. Who must sit in boundaries for
it, bro? Oh, you're self respect. You do that at the limit. I mean, I mean, content,
uh, that's not, there's no, there's no, what do I do? Okay, I have to be okay. Who
named who? We can invite Irene and Emily. Oh my God, that's okay. Let's run a 20
20 v 1 I do this idea to run I do this idea I do this idea at raw dog moon but
at the 20 v 1 with somebody particular in your ear and we just you know I'm
saying you're picking a run through another man I don't want to do it 21
no no but the 21 is just like a mart is just like a it's like I want to do
either if you want me to be the guy risen you're not gonna grids I mean it's
just a cover up but the somebody's gonna be in here so the particular so
basically so basically you know how mainstream that go that'll be insane who's
gonna be my ear there's a multitude of options here you say you want to speak
constantly the thing about me is I like speaking constantly let's be constant
I don't think your feelings okay yeah we got we got to catch some eyes here
Listen, listen, what if we have Sakura and you
Fuck that fuck that fuck all the bullshit
Let's let's let's take it a next step. Talk to me. Talk to me. Walk with me bingo. Boom. We we we up
Yep, they named that you think it up. I'm not gonna lie. We bring in Eugene in your ear. Oh my god. Oh my gosh
Oh, she's getting lit
But you can't think your feelings fuck the feelings bro Wow fuck the feelings and then and then we hear
This is the exact thing I was thinking right then all the girls are like, okay, which one of you?
Oh my god, this one walks in
Then you hear this you hear this you hear this right because she's in your ear right and then she walks out from the back
Oh, and then you hear you here. Oh my god. I did this a girl. I'm gonna give my man
You're going viral you're going viral actually, oh my god
But that's if you think in concert, you know, he got it. Look you like mad. Yeah, I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm not mad
I'm not mad because they you know, yeah
The thing is done. They would ever do that
The thing about life is but you make sure you gotta make sure happen the end of the day
I bet I bet call and ask
If you really bad call ask but it's not my stream so it's not my stream to do that's like a stream
You are gonna do I could sit it up for you. You can mostly stream. Yeah
Call and I said really if you really better
I'm not a fake demon
No chatter your chatter, bro. That's what you are
I just don't want to like bro if that shit not gonna happen. What's the point of even bringing it up to you mean
Demon I'm not thinking it like
Bro, cuz what am I calling I say is your cross
I just do an idea out there, but it's too close to home like right now like probably in a couple months
You can do this. Bro. Got a top row. Oh my god in a couple months once you don't know
Are you better get you know, you're not about to get in trouble, bro
I'm up. Oh, because it ain't true, bro. Ain't y'all you were in the relationship
No, but I'm saying ain't your girl like close with you feel me all the ballish. Yeah, I like that
Yeah, she's not close with my
Don't know yeah, but what my shoes are my shoes
But what she not get mad because she's close friends with ballish. I'm close friends with you. Yeah, that's right
That's right. I like that. I'm close friends with both of y'all, but
You low key like in her mind she might be like oh you disrespect the ballish. You tell me
How my disrespect my friend on the live stream ballish, that's true
Okay, I can see that's a different perspective, but no no no we bro, so she bothers would also mostly stream to
Everybody goes home with a payday and everybody is like there's gonna be a couple comments being a little rude
And that's not gonna be thousands
Not too many
That's not worth it, that's not worth it
No, but that's what I'm saying
That's like lose lose her bro
Right now it has to be worth it, but let's talk a year from now because I pitched this to Raw Dog and he hasn't been with her for like a year
So let's talk in from here for now
I'm saying respectfully raw dog raw dog and Morgan Brown. There's not that clip pages
There's no there's no good page on it too. That's what I found out right now
I'm talking about the kick ones. I'm talking about the kick ones are getting paid brother
They're just being used if you already know, um, but if I'm being completely honest like that's me
Just thinking caught tonight the cotton cotton cotton, but you know I'm saying if you were in a list of I would
If you're in you can hear like no, I'm not gonna do that. I'll see if you were in a relationship
So you couldn't do it
Silence, you know, I actually thought about that idea before
Yeah, but that was before I was in my recent
Okay, how about this how about this how about this one of this pop the balloon
Everybody fucking everybody listen
All right, and we're gonna burn this and listen we're gonna bring a set it up as it being an O.S.D.
It's called the loom quote-unquote right and then you're gonna be happy behind one of the current the girls are gonna be Irene
And what I'm gonna be showing Irene Emily sad
Sad yeah, yeah, I know I know I know every girl from the past and then you're gonna come out
You're gonna come out from the back of the thing. Bye. Bye. See how many pop you gay
That's a clip in itself right there
If you don't want to do anything that crazy just have to pop the balloon
But who else is coming out like Guapo or something?
Yeah sure, but that's not the thing
The thing is we're trying to set something up for an amazing clip that's going to bang
Imagine all the girls, bro and then OC is going to be on his ass and be like
Oh no, the OC Bieber is back
You know what I mean? They're going to be on some different times
I'm trying to think objectively, but if I'm thinking about your feelings you shouldn't do that
That's three people though, that's three people
I
I don't know this is new word. I just got added to my fucking brain, bro
I don't know about this shit, this is new to me!
Who is Jane?
She's just a friend.
She's just a friend?
Or is she a friend?
Or is she a friend of a... you know what I mean?
Friend. That's why you say my brother just another me?
Wait...
But, but, but...
If you're talking to her then you're not just a mother bee because that's my ex.
Oh...
my ex. If you're another me then-
No, it's because his girlfriend is also friends with your ex.
Okay, it's because his girlfriend is also friends with your ex.
He did that, they didn't, they didn't, uh, uh-
He didn't, I'm not-
Wait, you're not-
What kind of-
We're just friends. Me and Jane are just friends.
You don't have to tell me that.
You're gonna tell me-
But she lives here?
Yeah.
They're best friends?
Huh?
Suppose we should, we didn't know that until like, we didn't know that
We didn't know that. Oh wait. Have you ever said that? No. Who's Jane? Who's Jane?
She used she was brief friend or we she introduced us to brief friend. So wait
Total bro. There's a fucking like spider web going on right now three is friends with you just best friend
Who then met you?
Yes
They were like, they were like, like, like, like, mutuals.
I say mutuals, not friends.
She invited her to the B&B, like, the, that one.
There's, there's, what do you know, Balish Balish?
Now she, she didn't know until recently, not recently,
but until after the event, the little event.
I can't say what happened, but until after the event,
that's when, that's when we all found out
that Jane's friends with Balish.
Yeah
So so Brie so just to be clear Brie is not friends with Balas Balas
No, no
So Brie so Brie knew Balas his friend
who
met at
Everybody at your event. Yeah, who met you and now you're talking to her friends. How she doesn't how she mentioned
Yeah
So you didn't know like
Why?
Oh, I don't know.
No, right?
But you didn't know Jane was friends with Balish?
I saw a picture of them together.
I didn't know they were besties like that.
Oh, brother.
Ew, brother.
Did I?
But yeah, she didn't know that that Jane was friend with Balish.
Because right if I came in here talking about, yeah, I'm dating Balish, I did not say
that.
No, no, because he just dropped a fucking bomb and said that he's dating Balish's
friend yeah but that's not true that is not true friends yeah I know you know
bolages yeah but but but but we didn't know that until after the event okay
tell her your I your shoe my dear tell your I never have an idea
You don't have any ideas now.
I don't have any ideas.
I got a targeted director.
Tell her your idea.
Tell her your stream idea.
Wait, first of all though, I didn't know anything until like one of the girls told you afterwards.
So she didn't know until after.
I didn't know either.
But on the topic of ideas and shit.
I have a creative director.
Tell her an idea that you told me.
No, wait.
No, wait for an order of food.
No, order of food, Bri.
I'm not gonna lie.
I have no ideas.
I think I'm a desktop for the rest of my streaming career.
No, say your idea first.
I never had an idea. I never had an idea. They're lying.
He had a... he had a... he had a...
No, I never had a really...
Okay, no, I should come out of his mouth.
No, I never said anything.
Just come out of your mouth.
I was thinking if we should do a universal Doug-Doug.
No, that was your idea.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What's he gonna do to that?
Oh, yeah.
What's he gonna do to my boy?
No, no, no, no, no.
See, she's comfortable.
She's on the ground, sitting,
just cross applesauce.
No, no, no, no.
Let's talk about it, bro.
What segment have we got for today?
No, we got a mansion, bro. Let's talk about it.
No, bro. Chill, bro.
Like, you know, the way life goes, it really just depends on how...
Something I notice is that everybody's entitled to their own opinion.
Listen, she's going to hear the idea either from you or from...
I rather hear from you than finding out from...
What? I didn't even have an idea.
Okay, so I'll...
Okay, let's talk about it.
Yup, yup, yup.
So I was just thinking, I was thinking,
I set up a 21 for Jason.
Man, I set up a 21 for Jason.
I'm gonna tell you I was making a 40v1.
Just to elongate the stream so it's not just an hour second to make it two hours.
And then we have somebody particular in it, Balish in his ear.
While Balish is in his ear.
Mm-hmm.
Real?
Real Balish.
Balish, Balish.
The one that we were just talking about?
Balish.
Yeah, potentially, but no, Balish.
That's Balish, Balish.
But we're talking about Balish, first Balish.
Like Bal, wait.
No, Balish.
Okay, listen, okay, ballish, ballish, okay?
Ballish, ballish, you get what I'm saying?
Like, ballish, like, two ballishes.
No, that's ballish, that's one ballish.
Wait, that's the answer.
That's why I said I'm broke.
I said no, I need to get my arm out.
Get it!
The dots are connected.
So, okay.
It means because you don't understand the ballish terms.
So, big S.
No, no, she got it right, she got it right.
Oh, you got it right, you had it right.
Okay, so some of it
We still stuck on that subject? No, no, no, we passed on something there
Yeah, that's a little air
Okay, then Balish will be in his ear, right? But then, but then, but then once it's the final two girls
Balish is gonna come from the back and then be like, no, I want my man back, you know what I mean?
Wow
So
But there's also a different road where it's Balish-Balish, the big Y, right?
Balish-Balish is in his ear, right?
Right and then there then she comes out to her song and then but bodice says no
My name is bodice and I'm here to get my man's back. You know me type of thing. No
Just right now while I was sitting there, but it's a it's a work in progress. We kind of tweak some ideas
How do you feel about that?
Me he said she could coaster. No, no, that's what he said. That's what he said
We could all go stream it no this is what I think I think I don't think that
That possibility will ever happen because you know
What do you think about it before?
No, it is crazy, but what go what goes viral crazy like you know in
What what goes viral crazy viral crazy shit?
You need to ask the ballishes.
Oh, fine.
I think, me personally, no, no, no, no.
This is what happened, Bertha.
Say, unballish.
Yeah.
All right.
Yo, you got to do this idea.
She's probably thinking, that's too disrespectful to herself.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, that's insane.
That's insane.
You don't do it right now.
You do it probably in the year.
No, but the things they know.
What?
Nah.
Because I think that's crazy.
That is crazy.
If I was asked that for you, I'll be like fuck no
In terms of you now you get it
I put myself in your shoes, I don't want to be there
What if it was by this polish double polish the big why
Like you're connected. No, she don't know her they like acquaintances
Ever the only reason why I know about ballish-ballish was because of his ballish
Your knowledge be talking to my ballish-ballish
Let's see talk about balance balance to you
besties. According to his vallish. Wait so they're like, they're like besties. So what did she say?
I just got a curiosity. I mean she told everyone like, I mean there was like a situation to
happen. That's like our bread up. I don't know if we can break it. Can I know that?
I'll show you in a little bit.
Alright, bye to Chaser quick.
After all today, you can ask
Yeah, it was just like, oh, you're funny man
Apparently, Baloch Baloch was like
Yo, don't fuck with these guys
He's not him, not him in particular
But OCS and just everybody in general
Yo, Baloch Baloch didn't like
Didn't like any of y'all
That's just, trust me, I knew
I knew, you know what I mean?
But he was like, be careful with these guys
Like, as an OCS, or let me just point at each other
Like, OCS was a good group
Because, I don't know
Basically if we didn't do that stream
The basically is her stream
I'm talking about the ballish ballish
Ballish ballish, it's like ballish ballish
This is Jason, this is ballish, and that's ballish ballish
Come there?
And the three of them would be ballish ballish ballish
Ballish, so who is that?
Ballish ballish
Ballish ballish is your best friend
Okay, okay, okay
So by this balance, you know, I was I was head over heels first relationship
Yo, you don't do the screw me. I'm breaking up with you
In my heart, I'm like fuck
So I sat there in the background her string while she explained why she was getting hate and why I wasn't defending her and then yeah
I just got a crazy idea
We recreate that string. No, no, no.
Ballish, ballish, ballish therapy session.
Gay, think about it. Walk with me. Walk with me. Walk with me.
You're walking away. You gotta walk with me.
You gotta grab me. You gotta walk with me.
You gotta walk with me. You gotta walk with me.
Grab therapy session IRL. This is what I did.
I did that total row dog the same thing.
We get a white room and we put two single to the chairs right there.
I had this idea with Rado. Right?
We have white room with two single to chairs. Boom.
exact thing I told Rodon oh my god this would be I go platinum for you okay
boom we it starts five minute intro five minutes so we go
what the fuck aura you know how the chat just starts spinning
boom, boom, boom, aura, aura, aura, there you go
and you sit down you go
right, oh my god the chat, boom what is this, what is this
eww, eww, eww and then you hear and then you hear and you hear
you hear here these are these are heels you don't use oh my god who is it
who is it tell me tell me who is it? is it Balas or is it Balas Balas?
right it's her best friend. Boom! She's staying right there. Boom! Boom! Boom!
Since everybody loves to be I'm like into y'all's relationship we don't
give them what they want but not too much we don't give them a little bit
we go a little a little spectacle you guys talk about why they work out
ah but we make fake narratives we make fake narratives and fake themes
Right then after they're after than after than after you guys bring in the therapist. We at that point
It's an hour segment. You guys are just conversating not even looking at the chat. Don't even worry about the chat
Everybody's making assumptions. Boom. You got people reacting to you. You're gonna. I'm reacting to your shit
I bro by the time you're in by the time you I'm gonna have taken viewers react intentionally aren't you gonna have 20k?
You're right gonna have 20k. Oh my sit up. I'm gonna be watching with take it
Be quiet right everybody's reacting to this YouTube video that you just dropped in that string
They just drop boom we're gonna give them a week. We're gonna take a long week break and go to Japan
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, maybe Vietnam. Maybe Vietnam
This is crazy hype for your Vietnam trip now we learn how to hype up trips now
We're in Vietnam you are in Vietnam we do a duo now you and even you and Baloch you and Baloch do a duo
Vietnam stream together to reconcile just friendships. It doesn't y'all don't have today just to reconcile general
Your Vietnam trip goes major honey came to us every time
What if instead of that we go to Malatang?
That's what I'm talking about bro.
Like no bro, oh god, oh give, if god gave me, didn't give me fees.
Same situation though bro.
No, I'm telling you, I'm giving you different avenues.
You know what I'm saying?
What are your thoughts on that?
I don't think that's a good idea.
Oh my god bro.
You're right.
But if she says, if she says a bad idea, you're still going to go through with it?
Nah, she right bro.
Right
Your shoes how would I feel you was a little levitating talking about yeah
I was getting hype. I'm gonna sit down. I'm gonna sit down. I'm gonna sit down. It's your bro
No, she's not my manager. No, no, she tells me bro. Cuz listen, there's a lot of shameless things
I would do to stream my game. You know I'm saying, you know that but then she's like yo put yourself
Maybe I put myself in your shoes. How would you feel? I would feel fucking rich. That's how I'll tell you
I will feel yeah, you know I will feel I will feel bad yeah
You're becoming human I can tell you're becoming human you're going from streamer to human so you're saying just turn off my
Emotions you're already rich. I did turn off the motions often. I was
You should let go of your humanity. No, no my community. Yeah, whatever
Because you're already rich
I didn't think about it. You're not necessarily not rich. We don't have to do it anymore
You know me really if you decided hey, I don't want to show you more you don't have to do it anymore
So I didn't think about that, but now I'm thinking now. I'm thinking you know saying I'm thinking in my position like all this about
I'll be a banger, but then I'm like
Am I Jason the ween because my content is good or my content is I'm Jason the ween. It all comes back
Come back to that I mean, how do you make a bigger? I'm in a bigger
You know what I'm saying?
We go instead of Paraguay, we go to Vietnam now.
We go to an island in Vietnam.
Now how do we change things and make it better?
It becomes a duo.
It becomes a duo with who?
Balich.
Oh my God.
I'm not sure.
What are you saying?
I'm giving out too much sauce.
I got to sit down.
Oh my God.
Bro, give me a load of 200K.
I'll give it back to you 500K.
I'm not even playing.
What are you talking about?
That's...
Oh my God.
Or start to give me a million dollars to be a creative director per year, I'm good.
Not good creative, bro listen, I if you don't want to go viral don't talk to me
But it's like it's like that's too crazy, right? It's too crazy
Just like him right
Yo.
Thought to me, buddy.
Are you trying to pitch the same idea to Jason?
You fucking scumbag.
No, you're just a fucking ad whore.
No, I'm trying to get everybody paid.
And you didn't even offer me the idea to call,
so you just said it would be on your fucking stream, Jackass.
Okay, but listen.
Hello, someone's calling me.
Sorry, this is...
Wait, what is this child idea?
Huh?
What's this child idea?
You don't want to know this child idea, but...
Where did you talk about her?
You've done an iteration of this back in Japan.
Oh, I have an idea.
You rent...
You take care of a baby, like someone's baby.
Ooh.
No, they did that already, though.
I just remembered they did that already.
What?
Y'all took care of a kid?
Wait, what?
She went back to Japan.
Wow, yeah.
Damn you really looking at your future and shit.
Nah, yeah me.
Damn.
Yeah, I mean it was fun.
It was fun.
It was a good experience.
It was fun.
One time.
Yeah.
Yeah, what?
Yeah.
Damn.
How long is it Darnash?
Sorry.
That was a real question.
Sorry.
You know when like Gojo like got awakened because he had a large perverse technique?
I felt awakened for a minute, but then I remember I don't have money to be put
into like content and stuff like that, sorry.
But it's coming soon, 20 minutes.
Oh my God.
That's, think about it, bro.
Nah.
But I remember, you're rich now.
You know what I mean?
You're rich.
Like, you really don't have to do it anymore.
Why do you keep streaming?
Because it's fun.
Six to four.
So now, do you know how to have fun?
I mean, it's fun and like, I just enjoy streaming
and it's also my job.
Bears?
It's all my job.
I don't hate it, bro.
I wouldn't want you to stop streaming.
When you become a millionaire, like Jeff Bezos, you don't just stop working, like Jeff Bezos still work every day.
It becomes ingrained into you. You become like a cog, or it's like a wheel cog in front of you.
You just keep working bro.
Because once you make it, you don't want to become empty.
Like what if you become a millionaire, and like, then what?
I have another question.
So can we get more of them tonight?
I did it down for lens. I don't I don't I gave it up. I know
I gave it up for that like give up some of the devil instead please I'm not giving up
Sungling down is too good
You don't need to be on that bro. You don't need to be on
My love I'm gonna you've never been
There's more flavor
I've never been a suckling on that 3-4 a.m. with nothing in the stomach.
Yes, every time!
Every time!
That's just trash!
That shit hits every time.
Every time.
The extra meat?
Listen, I can't tell you.
You can customize your food.
Listen, I'll give you all the sauce.
I'll give you all the sauce.
But I'm just not going to give it to you all right now.
Okay?
Because listen, you all don't understand.
The C1, you know, it just hits.
It hits.
Okay, Avonette, how about tiny Lowe?
I don't like cooking my own food.
This is the type of time you keep on eating.
I don't like I don't like
Oh, yeah, wait, Jason about us to Tariyama's party tomorrow
I got a stream
Yeah, I'm telling I'm streaming
Got to make money bro, so 11 bro, I'm gonna pop out roll me wait it's true
Whatever happens at Atari me parties
What be happening last time I was there she got
Very interesting I was seeing a lot of different things
What did you give me feelings
Well, can we do a food study, please?
I'm hungry too, bro.
Bro, no food, bro.
Please, please, please.
What the fuck, watch us eat, bro.
That's a fucking-
They do.
Bro, people get off the- it's our bellies.
No.
It's only like a spiderweb, which is what happened, bro.
Yeah, she was lit, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, nothing lit.
What can I have?
Why is there a tactic on it?
Yeah.
Can I raise a dick?
All right, so this is what we learned today, okay?
So this is some new shit that I learned about okay
So
Wait for which
All right, so look so so ballish ballish
Apparently is connected to
to Jane who is connected to Bree.
No, but they're not really, hold on.
It's like a dotted line.
We'll say, yeah, we'll say more like a quaint sense.
So this is a quaint, this is more like A.
So you're not really friends with Jane?
Or you're like kind of friends like that.
I'll explain the lore later.
No, but you gotta say, are you friends or are you like in?
No, we're not friends.
No, friends, this is dotted line, okay, sure.
And Jane was invited to Yugi's event.
Okay, so Balush-Balush, Jane free.
Jane is new, new, new, new to the Lord.
Jane is also connected to Red talking.
But remember, remember that Balush-Balush
Balash is also connected to JTW.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
X.
OK, sure.
Sorry.
Yep.
Ah.
Sorry.
We can put something right here.
No, no, no, no, you're not really involved.
All right.
Now.
Three is friends with Balash.
Balash, Bal, Balash.
No, Balash, Balash.
Who's Balash?
X.
Best friends.
Yeah, we could we could write like a like a star. Yeah, this really matters. It's really matters. Yes, this is yeah
This is recent
At least polished star star star black black black
Okay, is it wait am I missing something this is this is this is right
Oh, wait, let me analyze it.
Am I right there?
What? No, no, no, no, you also got to remember,
remember, remember, this is where Santi comes in.
This is where Santi comes in.
Santi comes in because who was...
No, no, no, no, there's no marker.
No, that's what I was saying.
Wait, do you have black?
Yeah.
Three is A with...
Katie.
Katie is
Not okay
No longer
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Do y'all see something? Do y'all see something? Hold on. Do you see something?
Oh, it's in the middle of everything. Who is in the middle of everything? No, no. Are you pointing fingers at me?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So he's not having a go.
There's something going on.
Listen, oh no, I'm about to explode, fuck it.
Listen.
Whoa!
Don't exhibit on crazy.
Okay.
But, Brie had no idea this was happening.
No, no idea.
Because, no one had any idea.
Because, Red may be new.
Because, but he was blinded, let's do eye emojis,
blinded by Riz.
Because Yugi needed people, plus people.
OK, OK, what does that add, though?
Because she stayed quiet about everything,
so we didn't know they were connected.
Eugene, sorry, Balish, Balish, Balish, Balish, still.
Oh, shit, Arky.
Who do you want?
Follow me, bro.
Did you win?
Well, Yugi, bro, do you stills what happened to my shit?
No, what happened?
Wait, what happened?
Wait, what?
You versus XUC?
Yes, they want to win my 20k pot. Do I win it or not?
Dang, I'm not gonna win. How much did you win by? How much did you win?
Game 5, 13 points.
Dang! Play that shit back! Now!
If you get out of the way, play that shit back and win it back, I'm gonna be pissed.
Wait, where's the 20k coming from?
From his pockets.
I saw a Sunwarder, 5k from X, 5k from Bucky, and then a little Jixi smashing 10k.
You won't do it. You won't.
No, you gotta do it. You gotta do it.
Do it you gotta do it wait you're not putting up anything that's freak awesome
Better win you better win
All right, I mean
Yeah, she didn't know
That is connected with the sas connected here. Yes, the sas called ratified on the phone and and oh
What was what oh?
Oh
We're not seeing that one
Officer you're right this will fucking you feel me it would start some shit
No, cuz that's important bro. No cuz
So let's insert yourself bro, this is exactly what happened
No, no, no, but listen, but listen, but listen, but listen, um
No, yeah
All arrows point to
But but if we think about it right right if you think about it right. Well key all arrows point from you
Point to me
Oh my god, every arrow points to Yugi he connects to everyone
I
To breathe why? Oh, he has no he has no eroded right? No
Because I'm gonna diminish this she didn't know about anything. You know no no
Yeah
I just don't want to I still want to spread the for the pop but she
He didn't say anything about this, if anything.
Shhh.
So how did-
That won't fuck anything up.
So how did-
I'm gonna say the-
The-
We'll say the quiet part later.
Wait, wait, wait.
I said that?
Wait.
I mean, I'm not the live row.
It's not-
Okay, Jane had called Eugene while this event was going on and told nobody about
it.
That's how I know that Eugene also said fuck OSCS because they're weird guys.
So Bree had no idea they were friends, right?
You want to know how he found out?
How did we find out?
One of the girls told me, hey, I don't know if you know this,
but I just want to let you know that I
don't know if Balash was talking shit about you
because she was on the phone.
And then she went to the closet and her brain secures me.
Remember, Balash was at this event.
Balash was at this event.
So she was on the phone with Balash, Balash, and um.
Wait, who was he?
Who?
She was on the phone with Badass Bulsch?
No, no, no!
Badass Bulsch!
Oh, that's the buzz!
That's how it works!
She was on the phone with someone, at that time we didn't know who, but my friend told me that she ran to the closet,
sent my name and bulged his name.
So I was just like, hmm, is she talking shit?
I was curious, I was just like, do you know who she was on the phone with and she was like, an Asian girl.
I was just like, can you describe bangs?
So she was hiding the fact she was talking about this brother
So then I called her and I asked her I was just like kind of weird that you like hid this from me and
and you know like I didn't know any of this and she's like well there's your okay then I'll see the rest of the
part offline. Yes. Why are we saving offline? Because that will mess up Redify.
Yeah. So go ahead let it go.
What? Redify gave the green light.
Then we had no idea this was going. We had no idea this was going.
Brie's best friends with Balish, but that's okay.
It's their new friends. Me and my boyfriend.
Wait, so how did Balish, why not Balish? Brie, me, Jane.
Oh, that's the story offline.
I've got some mark on my face, but that's the story.
But Jane from New York?
No, she's from LA.
Oh, what the fuck?
How the fuck she best friends with Balish?
And why is Jason Lee wanting to go on a Miami trip to Riggs?
I'm not trying to go to Riggs, I'm trying to hang out with the Bruce.
Oh fuck.
Trying to hang out with the Bruce.
Why? Can we all...
Why is Yuki going on a cruise to Miami?
Which is arguably worse.
I said he could go.
Permission
And I'm gonna be streaming the whole thing
This is a beautiful analogy, I don't hate this analogy
Another abolish to bring into the equation
Which abolished
We need to start inviting more girls to our events we need to invite more of Breeze friends to the events because every time we invite one of
Breeze friends should get lit and I'm trying to make shit lit. I like when she gets lit.
The only friend I have is Ari and Sakura. I've always said that. Those are my only friends.
First, first, first.
OK, sure.
YBG, oh, YBG.
OK, loves Mira.
No, but they broke up.
Oh.
But they broke up.
OK.
YBG, right up.
He's coming under 19, but he's coming so high.
YBG.
OK.
Oh, my god.
What does YBG have on all this?
Oh, my god.
Nothing, I don't know.
He just be YBG.
Yeah.
This is a good analogy.
No, this is not a foolish fucking despised by PG. Oh, it's why we do man despise but because why BG would tell the truth
Remember you know it's other truth
Why did you used to tell me everything bro? Yeah?
Yeah, you were now address why you was trying to do the try not to laugh challenge because I would
I couldn't take it serious. I couldn't take it serious.
And then when Raph hops into the chat, he's talking about yo, yo, yo.
Oh, yeah, you got mad at him.
Yo, Raph, you're fucking weird, dude.
This is a good analogy.
But it is weird that Baloch is Baloch in here.
Yeah, double Baloch, and then...
Oh, no, I can't stop him.
I'm connected to where?
Ah, okay, I see that. That's interesting.
You know, that's definitely...
This is a good analogy, and I like this, I like this.
Now that was something for sure, yeah.
Wait, so how far is my food now?
It's almost here.
Smell it, shit.
Dead ass?
You need like, here.
I need a weapon.
You need candles.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what does it smell of, though?
Like, just, I don't know, shit.
Stream of Dunk-a-Dun with us?
Shit, man.
Dead ass?
Dude, this is actually fire.
Like, I'm happy.
I'm happy we got all this out of our chest.
You good?
You know what I mean?
Did your abolish?
Let me see you talk to anyone you want your abolish about.
It's been a long time.
My phone dries up.
She on vacation right now for 10 days,
so I haven't talked to her yet.
Vacation for 10 days.
Vacation for 10 days?
No, I don't want to talk to abolish, abolish, abolish.
No, it's OK, bro.
She's on vacation, but it's only to Miami, which
was great.
And yeah, she did turn off her phone in her location,
but it's so that she can enjoy the night.
She actually on vacation for 10 days and said,
Yeah, she is just her two best friends.
Yeah, it's only her two best friends.
Seattle?
Yeah.
Dude, there's nothing to do with Seattle.
They're in a nature B&B.
They're in a nature B&B, so of course the Wi-Fi's not going to work.
The Wi-Fi's not going to work.
And at the end of the day, he has remind.
Oh, man.
Wait.
Are you going to ask him?
Are you ready?
Are you ready to ask him?
Did you say what you told me?
Ah!
Oh, the second part.
Dude, what?
No, no, no, no.
I'll tell you what.
About Baalish Baalish?
No, no, no.
It never has to deal with you.
No, nothing about you.
Wait, but who?
About?
About you?
My Baalish.
About Jane?
Yeah.
Wait, can I know?
You're so nosy, bro.
That was fun, bro.
Well, your Baalish is on a 10-day vacation
with two of her best friends.
Okay, okay, only one of them is a guy.
That's not true.
Wait, that was a thing?
I'm a kid, no, I'm a kid of a bug.
Wait, that was a...
What did I notice?
What?
One of them is a guy?
No, no, no.
Why?
One of them is a guy?
No, no, no, no.
Both of them are a bug.
No, no, no.
I'm not gonna say it.
Now you can say it because they don't think...
No they're not guys it's two girls but that's two girls that's that's not
the thing there's a cherry on top what you want to say no she said no contact
the whole entire trip oh my god
I'm actually about to. I'm about to.
I'm not gonna have trouble for you when you told me that. I was like, oh, hell no.
Why did you feel for me, man? You know what we did that night?
Nothing.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's so, like, cool.
I'm done.
What if I'm done?
Oh, my fuck.
Hey, look, dude, but this is the kind of security I like from a man, bro.
He's very secure. He's true.
She can take off her location. She can go MIA.
She can hang out with guys.
The instant break.
She can go no contact during the show.
During the show, like, it's fine.
Yeah, it's OK, bro.
No contact.
He realized that he has your mind.
How are you playing she with her best friends this year?
I don't think that was bad on you.
That looks bad on her for saying that.
No, it doesn't matter.
You should have never.
Well, you going to talk to her after?
No, no, bro.
I look you've been chilling.
It's spring break, no phones, no location, campgrounds.
Yeah, not red. You gotta get away.
Says Boj.
Boj is very, Boj is very intelligent.
Yes, he's very serious.
But the thing is, I've never cleaned each other.
Y'all are never exclusive.
So it's like...
So what, y'all are not exclusive?
No, bro, but I still feel so top of the wave
to the girl.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I was doing that too.
The argument of, oh, I never said we're exclusive.
It's just fucked up.
It's just like...
It's like, bro, you gotta respect your partner.
Facts!
You gotta respect, bro.
Facts!
if you you gotta make it known that it's exclusive or not it's not it is if she
brings up oh I never said we're exclusives though she never respected you
she never respected you and then you bring it up like damn like you wouldn't go talking to me at the same time
She doesn't respect you every girl that respects you would just automatically be exclusive
And yeah, I was gripping on her thighs
But listen, we hit it's saucy method. What'd you say? Oh
Sonsie. Oh, what's something about it?
Why can't we talk about him gripping on her thighs?
Everybody get cuffed
it. Damn. Hey, Jay, sometimes. Right. That's what we're going to have me going on the cruise.
But you said the cruise away. Yeah, but now that breeze gone, let's tell the truth.
I would stay home. I guess I'm gonna stay home.
You already got the tickets, Ganker. No, I know. It's gonna be gambling and
swimming and shit. No, I know. I'm just joking.
I don't have a manager, I'm just very respectful.
I live on this earth to just try to, you know,
try to make everybody feel heard and seen.
What for now?
That's what I'm gonna do now.
So when it comes to-
Do you think she on the phone with Baloch right now?
Ooh, see that's real hard to define
because they're like this.
She might be having a conversation with you soon.
And you let me know if they talk, okay?
Because Baloch?
They would go on a two-person integration.
I was going to split that, bro.
I hope not, bro.
And Brie, too, right?
Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
You're my boy forever, bro.
Like, that's not even a thing.
But Brie wouldn't do that.
Like, Brie wouldn't put me in the position to make
him like a stream, unless he wished me luck.
Is he losing?
Bro, he's about to be down 10-k.
It's over 20-k.
Ew, what the fuck?
Oh, he's rough.
He has to rub it, because he lost a bro.
Bro, we jump. Hey, what the fuck that is disgusting. Oh my fucking God. I thought I thought you have more games to play
Parents are just separate in other words. Oh God. I'm betting you for my game. I hate you
Why did you even let people know that your parents like I don't understand?
Why did you give them that a bit? I'm like sweating
It's so fucking hot. Oh, it gets hot in here because they get cold up. There's like fuck me
So no, I just turn it I turn I turn it
But they're famous to love for shrines, but yeah, I turn it down so then they can wake up
But it doesn't help they just went in their bed say on God, bro
Yeah
Oh, shit, what a really good one.
That's gonna be embodished.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Thanks, let's not show this hat.
Something I will say though, bro, is I went to a Tarracar Reader,
and he said that one of us in his room
is probably gonna give blackboard one day.
No, never, bro. This is cool right here, bro.
No, we went to a Tarracar Reader and said,
RQ is one of his closest friends
closest friends will backstab him in the next five years and then and then he
will enter a seductive relationship very soon and then also mine was that I
have not met my wife yet but I'll meet her from March to December. So he has
his time right now he's looking now he's surveying. This is the time that Archie should be looking 25 right?
25. His was the one. My was March to December. I'm only 26.
Park is good. What's wrong with your 26 game?
26. Wait, will y'all be hitting that on EDC?
If you go, I go. No, I don't go.
But a redify, science, you don't want to go.
Are you going? I don't think I'm going.
It don't make sense to go if you don't go. No, it makes sense.
I'm stepping down. If I was stepping down, I understand, but I'm stepping down my spot.
That's a good boy for you.
It's not the same boy on vacation for a few days.
It's the same boy on vacation.
I'm not going to change anything.
No, I'm going to fight.
I'm going to give you a white belt, bro.
I actually love you, bro.
It's okay, bro.
Are you crying, bro?
No, bro.
I like how you do this.
Wait, can I see the text?
Who?
We're the Bottice Brothers friends.
That's true, that's true.
Yeah, so I'm letting you know that.
I mean, you just wanna picture it.
Well, is it even that bad?
Yes, it is.
Yes.
Oh, and don't you know that I see it?
It is kind of bad.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't think you do it.
I don't think you bit it out.
It's up to you, bro.
Do you still want to talk to her after?
I think you dub it.
Are we going to Miami, bro?
You can tell her what you want.
No, bro.
I think you weighed on it, bro.
How much do you care about this girl?
France you got to say a right of fire to do this on this don't look like this
you know what I'd be telling everyone in the crib just just have fun with it bro
I've never heard that leader about it. I know that bomb saying I'm not hurt bro you manipulated my brain
You know
Okay
But once he's like
No
bro no no no read it read it don't show just read it from the reference right
that's a little more sit oh my god I'm sending voice message on March 6 okay
last time we texted I said I'll text with home she goes no or 10 days no
contact and then she said the fucking gift of a fluffy a pet with a oh shit
I'm now I'm not it's a pic like a fluffy pet with tongue out and she goes
drive safe be good now I was like I'm home now I hope you have a really good
Take care. I'll see you 10 days. No, you didn't say that again. You said
What?
You said I hope you have a good trip. Yes, that's literally what I said. No take care of heart
I'll see you. But that's not really a real heart. That's like the
Gas in it. Oh, man, you never take it anyone like that, bro
Hard as a ball.
That's all I'm saying.
But gang, but gang, listen, bro, you know
Would you rather find out now than later? It's better to find out now.
Well, not even find out but just better to cut it now than later.
It's better to cut it later.
Don't be like this all the time.
It depends on what you want. You don't want a relationship, bro
and you just want to fucking fuck around, have it in dark character,
you fuck around and then do what it do it, bro.
That's that's that's some shit about me personally.
Nah, I don't like that shit.
Yeah, I agree.
The only person I've seen is one of my girlfriends, so I don't really care.
Yeah, you're just good for them.
You know what? I love that for you, bro.
We all go, bro, we all clear.
I'm one of your best, or we're all one of your best, or we're invited at least.
You think you're gonna get married? Who's gonna get married first?
You sure.
You think you're gonna have a kid by the end of the year?
Hell no.
You're gonna get married first?
No, I wanna get married by the end of the year.
You wouldn't get married without a kid.
What the fuck? You get that?
No, no, I get married in a moment.
You know that conversation where a girl like,
when am I gonna, when am I gonna get proposed?
Yeah, but like, proposed and like, married and everything,
hopefully they'll be close together.
Yeah. You don't want to be engaged for like 10 years.
No. But you can get engaged and then not be married.
I'm gonna do it, engage like, probably three years before you get married.
Yeah, yeah, that's normal.
That's normal?
I do it like, probably like, what's on like 20, how old am I, 22?
I'm not gonna let me go. Wait, what's funny? What's gonna be funny is when he gets a text
program later when he on the trip where she's not using her wait sorry what's
gonna be funny is when he gets a text from her later when he's on that Miami
trip when she's not using her phone so she's gonna text you when you're on the
Miami trip. I'm gonna call her text like tomorrow morning. No you just hit her
with no contact for three days, and we were like,
hmm, we could do that.
Man, it would be a fucking game,
we didn't even try all the time.
We could do that.
I love you, Stacey.
You're Stacey's knife.
But something I noticed is that, what's up?
Everybody's in time to their own opinion.
Oh my God.
You know?
Everybody's in time to their own opinion,
like, they might hate you, Jason.
They might love you, hate me.
But that's okay.
They might hate Sonsy, but love me.
Markets are real.
But that's okay.
I don't, I don't, I don't mind, I don't care, you know.
Please Jason, just one food segment please, so, please.
I'm not asking for much, I'm hungry, man.
Damn, bro.
Oh, I got a lot of energy now.
Ah, man.
Hold on, let go help Archie real quick.
Alright, let's go help Archie.
Let's go help Archie, you know.
We need an eating segment, bro, please.
Oh, fuck, man.
What just happened?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
No no no no no.
Oh shit.
No no no.
Ewww.
Bro help me out.
Bro come on.
No, rub it in.
Bro come on.
No rub it in.
All my fuckin guys.
I got you.
Alright bro you come on.
Rub it in.
dude
I got one layer all over
I'm gonna my face laugh. Oh my god
I'm gonna throw up
Yuki!
I'm dying
Bro you
disgusting thing
every time bro
yeah
I can't believe it
Thank you bro
You're out.
Careful with your hands.
Dude, I'm not even...
Oh, what the fuck are you doing?
No, stop!
No, no, no!
You're...
This is terrible. What are you doing?
Well, you're gonna run the fucking bet what happened bro?
I lost to Joe Bartolozzi bro, and then bro they didn't take the bet because Richie was like he was scared to put up money
Yeah
Later for constant I got in this in one hour. I mean for one hour straight
Hey
me back no hell no hell no yeah yeah yeah yeah that I feel like my face I'm
gonna take a shower so the face of the last part wrong it is disgusting
yeah I got so much oh my god give me a hug bro no like it's a rule I gotta give
one person a hug bro yeah that's actually where to find brother that's
Let me do it with the shirt.
Oh, it is on your shirt.
Oh, that's disgusting.
Oh, you're good.
You good?
Yeah.
Make sure it's clean, because I'm sitting in a daybath.
The museum's around.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good, bro.
That was actually, that was clean.
No, man.
I
Oh my fucking god dude.
Oh my god, right there, you see it?
That actually made me sick my stomach.
Wait, where's it?
Hey!
What up dude?
You got an haircut bro?
Yeah, what's up, bro?
You good?
Yeah.
Like a fresh man?
Got a little stain on your shirt, bro?
Yeah.
Got a little stain on your pants, too, bro?
Come on, what are you doing?
I didn't see that.
Come on, bro.
Got a little.
Wait, did you go to school?
No, tomorrow.
Oh, yeah, Sunday.
What did you do?
How was your day?
What did you do?
She's been home.
Home?
Yeah.
She's been home.
What's that right there?
That's the other guy.
What's that here?
It looks here.
That's how it's...
Wow, very delicious.
For me it's a skit.
A skit, of course.
With chili?
Of course.
With chili and then...
I don't know. What do you get at Yugi?
I get an Iskite and then I get it.
Is that male?
Yeah.
Insane.
What?
No, bro. That smell is bad in that room.
Archie's 101.
Archie.
He's got vinegar and like...
He's on you. I can smell it a little bit.
You can smell off my jersey?
Yeah, that's what it is.
Oh, hell no.
Oh my God, bro. My stomach.
I feel it feels crazy. What are you gonna? What are you gonna?
Court court in a cup. Yeah
It's really good
Different this is corn in the cup
Some new tech
Good enough man. Good to see you. You want anything?
With Oscar
You still you still talk to your day ones or not you talked your day one
I'm fine.
You sure?
Yeah.
Y'all want anything?
Go ahead, grab it, grab it, go, go.
Grab it, grab it, grab it.
Give me a little more, so.
I've been waiting for you to come here.
I saw this in yesterday.
The second job you had, like, I mean, you've been shooting me.
Wait, what?
I started shooting yesterday.
You want to play soccer? You want to go a band in a segment?
Band in a segment at this date?
We might go play soccer right now.
I look like we got a good one.
I'm gonna get a bite.
You don't got it, right?
You don't got it?
You sure?
Father, you can just, like, squirt in your mouth.
You can say you can eat ass.
Oh, my God.
I wouldn't eat my girl's ass.
I didn't give you that.
Do you eat ass?
Look at me now.
Do you eat ass?
Why do you look away every time I ask you?
Do you eat ass?
Look at me.
Look at it.
You don't have a blind nasty mother fucking mother?
I don't.
I don't remember.
Once I'm like.
Actually, I'm not going to keep saying,
you freakiest fuck, man.
Not nasty freak.
No, I'm vanilla.
You mean vanilla?
Yeah.
I'm a stupid vanilla, bro.
Like, for me, nothing goes in me.
Oh, kids.
Oh, shit.
It's like.
Then I am proximity.
I'm really about proximity.
Wait, we'll keep what we are getting, though.
Let's keep that.
What do you get it?
I don't know.
It was good.
What's your problem?
Two times.
What, you got two things?
Go ahead.
Grab anything.
What is that?
I don't know.
No, it's very delicious.
No.
It's really good.
Oh, shit.
That's good.
Listen
No, one of these days you actually got to do a drinking challenge. Are you down? No, I don't drink
No, you take a pep decided
Pepsid it just makes it's like acid reflects
I don't drink
You're an alcoholic bro, you okay?
I'm not an alcoholic, it's just when I don't have alcohol for long periods of time I shouldn't get itchy.
That's alcoholic bro.
No, that just means I'm really like alcoholic.
That's alcoholic in real.
But it's Colombian.
It's Colombian.
Oh yeah, I'm just kidding.
So he digested differently.
That's not good man.
You gotta stop.
Uh, cuatos.
Cuatos?
What's yours?
What's mine?
Quattro, Quattro, Quattro, Dr. Dolos
Quattro's
Quattro's?
What's yours?
Of course
Of course?
Okay
And what was the number of you here?
I don't know
Oh, the number
I hope the number of days is the one that counts
All right, we come to the controls.
That is too scary.
Ooh, okay, okay.
Gracias amigo.
Did it come here?
Cotorce? Cotorce?
Uh-uh.
20 y...
20 y says?
Oh, man.
I love that?
No, Chai.
This is a speaker voice.
Okay, nada.
Santi, don't listen to him.
You and I free will.
We love alcohol challenges.
Let's go!
Dude, you gotta stop, bro.
I like it.
You have to stop.
It's not good.
Please.
For me.
Okay, man.
You want to use the chapstick challenge?
What's that?
Oh, I know he's having a challenge.
You doing it?
What's going on?
I'm going to get a bite.
Bro, this is delicious.
So, bro, what are we doing about our new year's tree, bro?
Oh, so you decided to go to New York in that town.
That's what you want to do kind of the border.
I hate you.
No, I'm not doing that.
I got to go to New York for some reason.
No, but what name is that to, bro?
Oh, we can go up here by Montana.
Huh?
No, sure.
The border?
The border's in there.
Nah, nah, nah.
But that's whatever, you know what I'm saying,
we don't have nothing,
cause we got too much shit to write.
Are y'all not coming to my birthday party or what?
What nigga, what the?
I don't remember.
Just asking three months in advance.
Damn, is it three months of your birthday?
I was getting excited for it.
Yeah, fuck, two months.
Two months.
It's the birthday party?
Party party?
Same vibe as last time, except everybody was in there.
Yeah, we're going to party with him.
Yeah, birthday of May 9th.
Well, you know what?
It's not a gum?
No, no, no.
You can give me my plus one.
I have one.
We have one, two.
We have three plus ones.
I'm going to have two birthday parties.
One for the kids.
Wait.
Why are you crying?
Never mind.
I was not thinking when I was talking.
Not thinking at all.
You know what?
Yeah.
You know what?
I was trying to be, you know, considerate.
Realize that, you know, you feel me?
Yeah, maybe we shouldn't have a party.
Let's come to his party, the adult one.
You're my plus one.
No, no, no, no.
You just can't drink.
Oh, I drink.
You know, don't drink, don't do any of that.
You see kids vaping at your school,
don't do any of that, OK?
They be vaping at your school?
No, no.
I was going to say no, yeah.
Take those things.
Those are just bad, like, these spices.
Very bad, like, very bad.
I didn't hit puberty until I was 17, so don't worry about it.
I hit puberty when I was 18.
I haven't even hit puberty yet.
Yeah.
You know the way puberty is gonna change your life. Okay, literally I can already imagine bro
You'll be like yo was good y'all in a couple years. Yeah, bro. Oh, also don't say the n-word. You can't say it even though you're Mexican
Hard way
What would you take that money for nothing shit?
You don't know a peptide
But what's your social skills?
I was on peptide
I was on fucking massive
No that feels good
I don't even do it
I don't know
I gotta hope my muscle is fine
Before I finish it
What's your heart?
This is probably my best story
My best what?
What happened to the Homer?
That shit used to be swag
I have it still
It was a huge ice out
I thought Homer and that's the way it's going to be.
Why? No.
It wouldn't be the first time someone did that.
Drake did it.
Fruits did it.
Yeah.
But they did with gold.
Silver would be like some Asian shit.
Homer, Homer.
I look at my Swiss to just gold.
No, I've been telling you gold is way better for your skin tone.
Can you tell?
Yeah, you're Asian.
I think after my tan, I think gold is better now.
Tans go away, but I'm just saying in general.
Gold is just swatting you.
Who likes silver?
Silver's a gold.
Silver's fine.
Wait, let me wear it. Let me wear it. Go check. I should look this is my my baby chain
Silver better
Jason been tan for weeks, but my tan doesn't go away
You should stay black
I think that your mr. B6 I with the blonde here
When I was blonde with Mr. Beast, I was like dirty blonde.
I don't think I was blonde.
I think I was dark brown or like brown.
I remember when you were blonde and fat.
Look at this bar.
Where'd you go right now, brother?
Old Chad.
Nah.
You.
Go and try it.
I don't know, bro.
Low keys.
Fuck, now I'm gonna start to look at it.
I don't fuck with it, bro.
Maybe silver is your color, man.
So we're not color so we're gonna let everything
So we're better so the pop
Yeah, for some reason silver does look in on your skin
Well, are you ready for the draft?
You can't tell you know, it's a majority match
Oh, that's why there's always you guys
Oh
Something's on your shirt dude
It's about to hit it.
Come on, I don't know.
Wow, mangle him.
Mangle him.
What are we doing?
What are we doing after this?
Wait, Redo, are you actually throwing yourself up?
All right, if it feels like a eating challenge, yeah.
Oh.
I threw up after a dug-dug, so I guess it was nasty.
No, but you just threw up.
I forced myself to throw up.
That's not good, bro.
Why are you doing that with your on reddit, I'm not on it. No, you got off. I've been off
Couple months, I was only honest like it was two months and that starts on myself after
So basically you use where it is
Suppress your appetite, and then you say I got off and then I just I just started myself. It was easier that way
That might be a decent room
No, he's a horrible relationship with you. I mean I feel like
you might have bulimia bro that's when you that's when you start your that's
when you start yourself and if you eat too much you throw yourself up gig
not about only do it if it's like like a crazy amount of food it's like six
blocks dug that but what's a crazy amount of food to you like a real meal
like three meals a day is that crazy to you yeah I think I only you want me
with that that's a eating disorder no it's not that's just my body's only
What do you want me to do now?
You miss a day. It's normal.
If you force yourself to throw up after eating more than about two meals.
How do you do that?
I'm throwing that on you.
You gotta stop.
What made you do that?
What's that?
No, don't put that on me.
I'm throwing, I'm throwing, I'm throwing.
It was uh the top the flies got they get to you about the top of eyes get to you
But I'm not glad someone send me a clip. I guess I think I showed you it's recent
Yeah, you were faster, but bro. You should not take that and develop eating disorder. That's not good
Dude, it's not good man
Yeah, I mean people people gotta realize that this one look at this their words have more weight
It used to be fat lootin' that too much on.
Yeah, but I lost weight normally.
Yeah, but the full table fits that point.
Yeah, so I have a holy shit.
Yeah, yeah, you were fat, you were fat.
You were huge, bro.
You look good now.
Bro, yeah, you look good now, but you
could have achieved this without throwing yourself up.
Like, bro, I was fattened this too.
I ate two meals a day, two, three, sometimes.
I used to be fat.
Uh-oh.
You used to be skinny.
You should get on right here.
Your words have weight, bro.
I'm going to develop a eating disorder.
No, no, no, no.
No, come to me.
I like that.
The Dallas DMV blog from his birthday, from like two years ago, you were two-skinned.
Now, here you look good.
That was crazy.
That was when, like, I just went to eat for days because I was just sad to eat.
I was like, I'm just going to stay in bed.
Right here, the way you are, like, just slim out.
You're good.
I got an eating disorder, though.
That's just you being sad.
Yeah, I was just sad.
I was just lost weight.
Come on, do you want to stick?
But if you lose that a little bit, don't get too skinny.
You look good like mileage.
Work out get fat as fuck and then you just lose the weight and now you're buff
The only way I don't get to my life when I was fat. I was still working out. So I kind of bulked up a little bit
Yeah, and when I lost weight. Yeah, just regular
We are gonna get to my physique is by like working out. It's just doing what I do like a fucking bug
Anybody wonders, you know
No, you heard a new trend
trend, yeah trend
It's a it's the push-up challenge that I created. Oh shit. Yeah, my modeling copy my shit
You know he bugged you this
No looking back. He wasn't even doing jumping push-ups like I look him on how many times as you replay that take that to make sure you look good
So you can post it
Zero
Not too shabby boys. I created it. Yeah, I created it. I'm the creator of the challenge
I'm doing push-ups. You created push-ups. No, no, no, no, no one was doing a push-up before
There's a black group in
in March
the black building in March
fruits are so good
let's go get some food
what are you doing when you get home?
no, it's because you've been doing too much eating segments
but at the same time bro
I'm not doing any eating segments
this is why you're big bro
what's up with you?
are you eating disorder because of Jason the week?
no, he doesn't want to play football
no, you should take those comments
and lose weight and then get a eating disorder
No, bro, bro. I was I was I was I was
here and it's not really like a Boolean works. Sometimes
like for me though my check on fat. I fucking went to the gym
check all you chop and fat. You develop the eating disorder.
That's actually not good, bro.
What is that should work on you?
Why doesn't because I was I already went through my era being hated.
That should that should develop.
When that it was pushed by him. Oh, I pushed great wait why?
No, no, no, you give us a little thing that now that was back you ready
She didn't start it
No, I knew it. I knew was the churned up with somebody I think came on to the stream
It was talking about her mental health or something had happened to her
It was like something bad like that. I think another man did to her and niggas was like, oh, that's what I knew
They have to be over. Oh, yeah at that point wasn't even just that she was correct. Yeah, but that's it
That's what you gotta realize, bro
Everything in life comes in phases. Oh
That's coffee right
Let's use the word change
I
Wait, why aren't you starting a new group?
Wrong thing you guys never talk to
A little bit of a little bit of a Hank farm I respond to your chat. I respond to you chat
But you game every time I said I'm gonna you never respond to my shit. So I don't want to hear this shit from you
I don't want you to breathe because what you dad don't be responding when I messes in that month of do
I'm trying to make sure she you're not a good job, bro. You're not a good job
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no, apologize, this is fun.
It's gonna happen, it's gonna happen,
but the thing is everybody gotta lock in.
Right now, it's me, Lacey, Braun, I'ma be honest,
I'ma be honest.
Bro, make a new group or they're gonna call our ship
and keep us.
No, no, no, but I want everybody to be a part of it,
man.
I want to, too, but like, yeah,
you gotta make sure it's safe.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if I mess with the group,
say you gotta respond to me.
Okay, lookie the hardest part is YouTube
That's your hot
Well that's gonna be a part of it
Bro, everybody's gonna be a part of it right now though like we can't even like walking out like I mean we have a house
But it takes fucking three months for everybody to set a detailed like like nobody nobody wants to
Put their name on the thing
No, it's just money. No, like for example
Yeah
Sorry
Yeah, don't look at me
It's not worth it bro, everything gonna get
Everybody's gonna be a part of it bro
Yeah, everybody's gonna be situated
Yeah, what's meant to be
Everything is going to happen
You gotta understand
It's going to take time, there's no rush needed
You know what I'm saying?
To get, to get, to think about it
It's hard to get to both of five people together
At the same time
Yes
Especially with everybody, everybody got their own shit going on right now
Everybody's focused on their own thing
And that's okay, man, that's okay, that's alright
But it's a balance
It's a balance. It creates something bigger, something great.
We all gotta come together, you know. We gotta come together, find that balance.
Sacrifice, for sure. Yeah.
You think everyone's willing to sacrifice?
Or is it gonna take time?
For a group to be successful, everybody needs to sacrifice.
Ferris.
Ferris or not Ferris?
I think everybody everybody everybody
That's just a time brah. I mean I'm just like
I have a very optimistic view on things though like I'll sit there and be like oh, she's gonna be good
Oh, yeah, I know that but I never have a pessimistic mindset. You got like that
Yeah, I've never been a depression doesn't exist. I've never been a damn issues over type of dude. You know, I mean
I'm like oh shit. It's gonna happen. Wait on it. Just wait. It's gonna. I was just taking along with the ladies
What
Hey, dude, hey, what are you doing here, man?
I mean listen you try to get this mango for ten minutes. Well, I will say though this around me of Jason fishing
All right, bro
But you remember that fucking picture. Oh, yeah, you were
Bro, but like you was fat and a bad haircut like you was trying to nerf yourself in every
I'm gonna get back huts, bro. Like like you'd be like, bro. He only charge me $5 like bread. What
Yeah, you were child but now but now are you gonna bolt you want muscle or yeah, I'm gonna start going crazy
You put the weights and shit.
Well, you can't gain muscle unless you have a...
Oh, there's a peptide that grows muscle, y'all.
There is? How much is there?
Oh, that's...
You gonna hop on that shit?
Well, I don't know the rest. I actually...
I know, I don't...
What's it called, Chad? It's called like, GHK or some shit?
Like, GHK.
You track your calories, Jason?
Nah.
I want boobies.
If I could get a peptide for boobies, give me a...
So then, how do you...
No, I'm not estrogen.
You could...
Thanks.
You could...
You could hop on...
No, don't hop on that shit though.
I'm gonna stay that shit, man.
I'll go do that. I'm here. No one knows what's going on. I was why
You're up on what ready? No, I'm not gonna. I'm trolling. I don't do nothing
What's wrong with a peptide? What is the car?
It's not I could not they're not researched. So like literally you could take them down
You'll be good for like five years in like five more years
Brother used to be
No, there's no long-term research, bro. Yeah, all right. That's why you gotta just stay that's a banger streamer video
Think about it, bro.
Hi, Jai.
Oh, shit, okay.
There's so many peptides that are FDA-proofed.
Is there? I thought peptides are not FDA-proofed.
The main ones aren't like Redditruti, GACKU, like all of those.
Yeah, those aren't...
Those are the ones that everybody chooses.
It's like the best one of those aren't they?
Reddit is ozympic on steroids.
Not actual steroids.
Uh...
approved hella because they're fda approved that doesn't mean anything
Zet mound that bad money
reddit will be fda approved in a year
nah I've read again fda approved I'll pop it on this one
why doesn't it be approved?
it gets approved
damn
look at what an ancient school
Like my weak point is literally my core bro. So I've been training you still got the bug bites
Yeah, my shit. I don't know if it's ever gonna go away. I hope it does
Hey, you have you been to a dermatologist? No, I'm gonna get my blood system bread 40s of the April that's bad
There's a lot of things bad for you in life. That's why that's why people argue like oh peptides
Oh, Adriel's better than peptides. I mean worse than peptides. I don't know
Let me fuck it bro. If they give me boobies, give me a boobies.
I like tanks bro. I feel like it's fire. I have a birch house.
You still can't lose that fat neck even on redda?
No, you definitely can't.
You don't need redda though bro. You're already skinny as shit. You don't want to be a fucking...
You're gonna be too skinny. No, I just take redda and penta at the same time. I'm just playing. Don't do it.
You might die if you don't let it. No, I'm not going to.
I would never bro. I'm a good kid.
Off on the chat sandal, Insta kill you.
Sarcastically.
Insta kill me?
Yeah, he just told me.
I mean bro, he had to take 10 times the dosage amount for his badass.
That's why. You know what I mean?
His big bowling ass.
And then he was built like a fucking F-150.
I mean that should work though bro.
That's scary man.
Bro, say don't do it as bad.
Yo AJ, every time I've seen you, you're like dude,
dude if you hop on peptides you'll have fucking six pack.
You'll be shredded in a month dude.
Dude, I don't like bro stop. No, no, I'm not gonna hop on it. It's like bro
I'm just saying it's your choice, but if you hop on it, it's fucking one month dude
And I'll be like bro. I'll be shredded by the summer. Okay. You can be shredded in a month
You wait till the summer I
Guess I said that
You said that
Bro, he's always, he's always over there.
You feel, how should we grip it now?
He tight, I can tell he not to be used.
He tight.
Never had anything in my ass.
All my life, I've never had anything.
I've seen you put shit on worse, brother.
You were like, on bad's life.
Sort of, I feel like.
On my entire generation, family.
And I'm literally just sitting there
watching the stream like, wow,
what did you even gain from this?
Like, he had no reason.
I don't recall, I'm gonna be honest, I don't recall.
You want to see me down haha, that's okay
Please bro, please. I don't ask you much bro. Yes. I've never asked you for anything. Please just one food segment. All right, bro
Oh my god. Oh my god. No, I've had a
Who's a man later?
You sure like all night? No, they might say later
Ask you Jason eat off. I gotta do a minimum a hour
Streaming
You don't hang out with us Austrian use to come over just don't actually fuck
Fucking 7 a.m. Got a big mommy. I don't stream sometimes, bro
I wouldn't live my life privately a little bit. You know, that's what I learned bro
Like sometimes when I live my life probably but sometimes bro. It's fucking impossible dude. It's impossible, bro
I see very impossible. Oh wait. Are you referencing what you went to the club? Yes
And I heard about that I seen it too. Yeah, you heard about it from who?
I didn't need the anime in New York for me.
If you were going to clubbing bro, you should have invited us.
We would have pulled up.
Yeah, we would have pulled up.
We love clubbing.
I would say this though, bro.
What's up?
Sometimes.
Yep.
Redify was there, bro.
He's getting lit, man.
What the fuck, Redify?
He told me about that night.
What about?
It was still fire.
I caught him.
I sent him down.
I was like, yo bro, I'm fucked up.
And then I was on your mother was I shouldn't yeah, I mean it was the call wasn't all stream
But I remember oh
Yeah, I think I went to the side though. Yeah. Hey, hey, but you better do
Please one food sitting please
What about I'm down for a
Right, look at my body, but I hate hair. I hate it. What do we have here?
Look, bro, I want to do here right here. Oh, you got these up here, dude
Bro my nipple hairs dude, you're so pink holy yeah, I got pink nipples. Why why don't you have oh my god
Your dick is probably like
Wait, do you have like a lot of foreskin or just like a little bit?
He has a volcano cuz like dude the people that be having like overly foreskin like
This is a niche reference. What's up? I know a nigga that has overly when he tried to expose the photo for
Oh
That's me oh my god. Oh my god totally for I still have a my phone like the messages
I might have his dick in my phone
I caught a pedophile
Don't do it
Yeah, oh my for my college, bro. You were doing that all by yourself. I was
Oh, I totally forgot about this shit the laser boy pulled up
And you didn't do anything because there's a lot of legality
You already know once you say that on screen the whole chat become lawyers
For me which made me even more scared
Yeah
But, oh, what the fuck.
Oh, that was too close.
I remember someone in town was like,
well, I had to ask him, and I have to expose him
while in an asking manner.
Well, I can't say you're a pedophile.
And then put it on the internet because then it's crazy.
I have to be like, are you a pedophile?
And then he could just say no.
To be fair, one in four people are a pedophile.
I'm not a pedophile.
Maybe four.
Here you go.
Two, three, four.
He was counting.
Or four on the floor.
but I'm not my profile.
I'm not my profile.
Alright, fuck it. Let's just go back to the face.
Would you consider initiating something else?
Alright, should we help out Val?
I'm gonna help out Val.
Hey.
I'm gonna help out Val.
like you would have got up there.
Oh shit.
Hey, John, you're one of the best guys I've met out there.
Appreciate it, bro.
Hey, Jeff.
Appreciate it.
You're crazy.
Keep posting those clips.
Hey, man.
Yeah, hang out tonight.
Hey, Hunter.
Hey, you're actually going to be going to the other.
Dude, keep holding that camera.
You're one of the ghosts, honey.
I'm not lying to you.
Keep showing it while I'm sleeping.
Keep holding it.
You're on the cover.
Hey, man.
Hey, appreciate you talking to your father.
Hey, man.
I like it.
Keep posting them clips, boy.
See you go crazy, dude.
He's crazy.
Hey, you ready for it?
You want me to do it?
You know what's there?
Oh, oh, oh.
They like to say e-pow legend.
I like to call them Jason the Wing.
It's like one of those things, you know what I mean?
Hey, you ready for it?
I'll see you more.
Alright, then we'll see you later, bro.
Alright, bro.
No, bro.
I'll see you more.
Keep going, yeah.
I'll see you more.
Peace, dude.
Please do.
Battery change.
You
What I do is go straight like go left go all the way to the corner on the left
How the fuck no, so so so right now your wheel and then back like back up or how like you hide it part
Okay, and then you know
Just go all the way back close as possible.
And then you're going to put it in drive and crank the left all the way to the left corner.
Left corner.
Okay.
It's like this?
Yeah.
All the way back all the way out.
If you want to do that, I like going out forward.
I like going out forward too.
Okay, so all the way.
Am I going to get this one?
You're good.
You can talk about the reflection.
Okay, and then anyone go all the way to like the white BMW
Reverse turn right go for the left
And we don't know wait wait
We got five cameras in your bro eight zero chance you real fucking chance dude
They just always posted outside like yeah that bike be pissing me off, they block out our
parking spots.
Alright, and chat, W, WSegSher.
How are you feeling about that?
I'm having a great time right now.
What are we thinking?
Up on a little bit of alimony?
That is not bad shouts at all y'all.
What are we thinking?
This shit's always annoying to get out of there.
How many games have I vowed today man?
How many games?
Sex with me so amazing.
you
You
Loki finishing every stream up with a little bit of valorant with the guys
It's a vibe. I'm beyond as like
It's a bobbin. I be snatching it out the air and catching it
Oh, yeah, hypothetically if y'all do like comp or split play make sure y'all turn on all the servers like Illinois and
East Virginia because you got to think about the Canadian girls too. Yeah, bro. No, I'm just saying I'm just saying that just
I'm you know for the for the stream not you bro like you know all for the string
Because you don't be risen or shit. No, I'll be doing that
So wait you said put it on Illinois. Yeah, so Cali, Illinois and East Virginia right now. It's probably prime time 7 p.m
um 9 p.m. it when it hits Cali because it's like closer to like late night but like
seven will hit because of Illinois and uh East Virginia because the time is ahead
wow I'm just speaking from my six years fucking loser bro I played this
shit for six years but I retired I bet I bet thank you John
believe I even fasted me a fire or just three or two
what do you think John? Oh shit, I forgot you
why don't you play solo today bro?
you want me to play solo now you I gotta play with you bro oh shit well you
know yes he likes to stall on his stream right so if you start stalling
you only solo for what how your chance of a girl my lobby no what what no like
you got a you obviously entertains change so you might as well just solo warm
up play switch player deathmatch or something I probably got maybe I got
one game in a week.
Alright, so tell Yuvi that, but he's gonna be stolen,
like I said.
Alright, what's your name?
Alright.
You'll get over it.
Oh, another thing I thought about.
I did take a check, but I don't think you saw it.
Next time you fight stack,
you should have a Soma Hop on a Silver Count.
And since you're all of Gold, well, not your Platte.
But you should have like skill and disparity so basically you can target all silver and golds
You ever thought about that?
He like, I did the calculation that I was watching like oh
You're fucking insane dude. I only have one account bro.
I never do that lol. I always bet I'm just cat though
It's not cat because the only time I ever made a smurf account was my ex
Yeah, you were smurfing with your ex
Yeah, you know the first clip I seen of you was meeting my ex. It was you with the
breathalyzer suit. That's when you actually started streaming, bro.
I think it was. I think it was. That's when you started streaming now. And then, I'm gonna be honest, I never told you this.
So when you were at like 100, 200 viewers, I was like peeping, right? Obviously I was like watching time and
And then the minute you blow to 2k, I was like, oh, no, I'm not about to sit here and chat and chat
Because I'm a meat rider because all of a sudden chatting and chatting you know what I mean?
So I was like, damn bro
Damn bro for real. Yeah, I think I don't know if this actually happened
But I'm pretty sure you hit me up for stream advice
This one like that ass when I was like in my prime for like Val streaming and then I gave you some
Like I think a couple corners. It was on stream. I don't remember that
Yeah, it was a blur though. That shit was like six years ago five years ago
Damn bro
Wait, did I like do disco or some shit? No, no, no, no, like you hit me up like in my stream or like Twitter DM
I can't remember. It was one of those
Because this is like literally when you started about content
Like I was there during like I wasn't there but obviously in clips of like you doing e-pow you doing
Wait bro check Twitter that ass. I like Twitter
The only dance I recall was just meeting you about camera manning. So it wasn't Twitter then it wasn't me
Yeah, I recall but I do not remember that. That's all I'm saying. It's probably to stream like I said it to stream
I mean, I'm gonna have to check our logs.
Yeah, check my logs.
It wasn't in your stream, though.
I don't remember asking anyone for advice.
I got dns from 2022 with you.
Did I?
Yeah.
What was it?
You drinking tonight?
What's the move?
The fuck?
I said that.
And then I said, wait, you over 20 on, you said no, bro.
What?
Are you dead ass?
Yes, bro, look.
What the fuck?
2020?
And I did congratulate you when you first joined Faze.
And I said, remember when I changed
I bought an ad at Faze and my boy congrats.
And then-
I was asking John to fucking drink.
Adam, now remember this, bro.
How old was I?
22, you were 20.
2022?
Right, you were-
That was like 19.
Oh, you're 19 now, yeah.
Yo, I was not on that time, man,
bro, I had no way.
Oh, you know what it was?
Oh my god, it was part was it to which come yeah, yes, this picture of Rosa. I'm sure this picture
Was that with oh, that's bro. Oh, she started stringing
Yeah, and I was a damn you know you like you doing the right. I gave you props and took a picture with you because oh
Like
Damn, bro, that's crazy the fuck. Okay, and then I remember that to which con that to which one of the first which
I went to I think when was it a hundred thieves party or some shit we said a hundred
teams look right in the DM hundred these party tonight I say a hundred these
party tonight you over 21 oh then you said no bro we're going to phase one
but we're all under 21 so this is when y'all are all young
I was trying to get the org parties bro I remember I was DMing everybody I
could have tried to get those parties because I was like bro there's no way
I can't go to these parties, bro. I even linked it with it's Timmy to get in that 100 these party, but everybody's like, oh, no, bro
You're under 21
I couldn't get into the face party, bro. I remember Ron was able to get in I was like no way
Ron can get in he's not even 21 bro, but he he motion mugged me so
Damn, bro. That's when you were like mobbing around with
by mom and but you're like
All the faculty yeah, like Connor like all about which Ryan
That's when the first time we actually talked to it was in line for my ex's meeting three
And then you remember that you remember that now it wasn't like I don't say to her
No, you didn't go in the line, but I think y'all just finished a second
We're wanting up who was it that went on their knees or some shit. Oh Jada
No, no, that wasn't a lot. No, Jada got stepped on. Yeah, I know she's up on
Jada got stepped on
wet raft I think I stepped on too
Was it chair? I think the chair would know
There's a raft too. I think raft did get stepped on
But there's a while shit. I
Was walling but I wasn't I couldn't get stepped on that's crazy
If there's one curly head dude that was like on a leash by her or something, I don't know.
Bro, she was like, she was crazy.
Yeah, I recorded that shit.
You were...
Nah, John, bro, it was a good thing you were on that relationship.
It wasn't bad.
Like, I just, I learned a separate business from a relationship and I was actually like,
man, people might say I'm a cuckold, but like, bro, like, when I'm with my relationship or with the girl, I'm like, hella stable and like, secure with myself.
That's good, but...
Yeah, bro.
Nah, nah, nah, I couldn't, you know, you, it's a good thing that shit died.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, honestly, you know, that's, that's, that's, that's too much, that's too much.
That was in the past, that was in the past.
It's good to separate business from, you know, relationship, but, but it's too much, bro.
Yeah.
Too much.
Like, was she paying for shit?
I'm not gonna lie, just do it, I'm not gonna talk too deep into a relationship,
but I'll say yes, she was, she was paying for most of this shit.
Actually, yeah, legit most of this shit.
Okay, okay.
All right.
like for dinners?
She paid for you, who paid?
Yeah, she paid for dinner. I'm gonna admit.
But, I'm not gonna take too deep into it, just know I was young at the time
and also there was just two different lifestyles that we were living,
which is why there was a major issue of why we didn't work out towards it.
Okay.
Alright, yeah, okay.
That's the LDR right there.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Like if she was paying for dinner and and you were letting her like you were corner her
I know I could not could I could not could it
There's a lot of justifications in a relationship which made it work, but obviously it kind of ate
Hey, bro, sometimes love is blinding me. No facts. It's what she's like
I love is blinding especially when you're young bro. So I kid him in I guess you hear about you, but
Bro, I'm telling you no because dude, so
They're my prime of streaming
right
Fucking I end up traveling a la just to see her and I would take mad long break
This is literally when like at the peak of my career and then I came back and like I saw abuse slowly going now
Like fuck I fucked up. You know what I mean? Oh a day to her
No, not dating ever, it's more so just prioritizing a relationship over a career.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I told myself I've ever had that shit again, I would never do it again.
So this is where I'm at.
I'll learn from you, give me the opportunity to mouth out of fucking.
Hey, bro.
Yeah.
Life, life, life moves in crazy ways, man.
I learned a lot of lessons.
It's the experience, bro.
Life is literally an experience.
Hey, word.
That's what matters, man.
Growth.
I'm just probably spilling cuz I'm at a very uh, oh fuck you man. That was a while ago, bro
I feel like we both learn more self-respect, bro.
No, 100% yeah
Self-respect is very important
That's why I like 1000%
Bro, that fucking stream I did when I'm sitting in the background and I'm like fuck bro
I gotta do the stream with her or we're breaking up. That was humiliating, bro
Yeah, I feel that, like a thousand percent of it
So a lot of things that I've ever linked to, bro
All right
Well, I'll put on a game
You should be good for the night though, bro, yeah
Why they all trying to be like you
You must first be good. Oh
Hey shout out to mr. Shazam himself, bro. Hey guys. Hey, bro. I'm a treasurer man. It's all good
Did he do it better than me no
Not on beat, not as on beat as me!
Mr. Cezanne!
You're not on beat!
You're not as on beat as me, though!
Ma, you're not gonna lie?
You're tripping, bro. You're tripping, look.
Watch it.
I'm not as good as you.
You got the watch, though? You do got a watch.
Damn, should I six mil?
Holy shit!
I don't know my tiktok is looking going crazy. I don't make enough for some shit
Every beat every beat
Marlon got more to you bro. He's a tiktok demon though bro tiktok demon
No, I see nothing right here.
Ah, that's, yeah, bro, like, dude, right before I got to chill.
Ew, that's actually disgusting.
I
Did a blur to teams I see that already when you blur the teams anything no
All right
Damn wait, that's
That's good tiktoks man, that's actually good toys
That's great toys bro. So instead of streaming. He's fucking playing with toys
Wow
Fairs
I can't hear Kai bruh... I can't hear his voice!
I can hear Chris! I can hear Chris!
That'll be fuckin' Chris, dude.
No, no, you're too much.
I
Did everybody man nice
Before we start before it start let's put a timer to clock for 15 minutes and pop on read
I would I would start reading for 20 minutes
game sorry for 20 minutes yeah that's yeah that's the stream bro I wonder I
wonder you can I wonder you can is that
It's not the one.
Oh god damn it.
Yeah nah, uh uh.
God damn it, God damn it.
Brought this thingy.
By the gods.
This.
What is that I'm talking about?
Do you too?
Quick loose YouTube short moment.
Hello there.
Uh, welcome to-
Hello.
Eight months ago I discovered one of my viewers is a professional.
professional
shorts is fucking boring
let's see
yo go
my name is
all the arrows point to
this account
needs to kill himself
this is weird i know it's hangover
welcome to
my baby cat
here you are
Yeah, this is disgusting.
Who is this?
Why is he so beautiful?
I'm going to pass out. I did not realize they were all gonna be there. I'm actually
What? This is when the...
What is this? I get tapped in the velarad!
I see her!
Dude, I'm up for you.
Alright, oh man.
Oh
Man
I don't know how he got you know you blow it up, bro
That's good ascension's right there
I got locking on poses bro. How do that shit?
Just do this
How do you do that?
You need more muscle?
It's not a point in me bro, I'm not about to take off my shirt bro, you don't even
do that.
You don't even do that.
Dude, my PC for you is so cool.
dude my my PC for you is literally just I'm a mug talk and fucking streamer
clips and Asian people and YBG you still want the link to the one vlog yeah
Yeah, yeah, link me. I'm not gonna react it to a time but but
Actually, I kind of want to skip through it, bro. Yeah, yeah, link me. Link me. Link me. Link me. Link me
Oh my fucking god
Oh my god
Oh my god, like what is the death calling me for?
Yeah, go live
What do you but this guy got a biker fucking jacking on calling me if I bear you called me
I did not call you where you're sitting. I should pick up the phone.
You, you, you, you called me.
I don't know, bro. You might be losing it. You literally called me. What do you want?
What do you want? You called me.
I called you.
So did you call me to, you called me to show your fucking jacket, your leather jacket, and, and then take it off?
No, I just got back.
Look at what you think, brother.
It is actually a it's a color duty leather jacket. Wait, that's actually pretty far
Like can I see your new toy?
Okay, I got a question
You're going to you're going to you're gonna see why shit tomorrow
Yeah tomorrow
I bet we can't live
Yeah, I'll go everybody seems to be going
Alright, man, bro. Hey, hey, text me if you need me.
Whatcha think about this, Dove?
That'd be fuckin' Tobey, bro. Hey, hey, keep adding shit.
It's not a Tobey, bro. It's a mess.
I mean, you know...
That's fire, bro. Obi-toe? That's fire.
No, it's not, bro. It's Tobey.
Okay, but Tobey's Obi-toe.
You just spoiled it for your entire NMS chat. Way to go, everybody.
I mean, if you haven't watched No Rutoe, it's like...
We still good for 830, right? Yeah, let's get dinner. Yeah, bro. I'm down. Wait, I got another toy, though. Hold on.
What? Don't make me up good on you, though. Yo!
Very fucking toys, man. Right? Yeah.
I'm having mad shit, bro. I got a bunch of loot.
Yo, you're looking how happy he is with his new toys, bruh. W's man.
You'd love to see it.
Um, hi, was that it, bro? You didn't need anything?
Yeah, no, I didn't need anything.
Alright, bro. Appreciate it. W, R, L, and S. I'll see you for dinner at 8.30, bro.
I bet. I bet.
Alright, say less.
Alright, more.
I'm gonna skip through it like
We're just gonna talk.
Oh, hell no.
The emotion would be just done.
That's how I was feeling.
like bro like oh yeah this is retarded bro this is retarded bro
this is literally retarded
oh my god that was a PR bro oh my god oh my god
Oh dude, oh my god.
Dude, that's insane dude.
Now, I wasn't wrong.
Yeah, but I know I'm here. I was on the whole time.
What do you do?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Evergreen, evergreen, tell me the pieces.
I got one of me man I got one let's go let's go let's go
I
Give me one minute to a cafe to chase a BG's
Who's he Nicole with dude? I'm gonna be honest to you, bro
What I'm hearing is that you have a football and if you're not ready to football then let me know because I'll need to know
I'm right. I was I'm not ready to football right now because I have another obligation. Yeah
You know this pic called Lab 5 on this side of town on our side of town?
Say it by a future stream?
Not by a show, not by a show.
Not a bad show, y'all.
That's the brain rod, let's get a little brain rod going.
Let's get a little Aji photo.
China, let's get a little double tap going. Show some love.
Double tap, double tap like that, show us some love.
Tens, double tap, tens, show us some love.
Goppo, I'll give Goppo a little light action.
What, that's pretty cool, man.
Dude, what, bro, you my IG feed is different, bro.
Like this is like the 4U,
well I didn't even know they had a 4U.
Oh
Fuck
I
Hey
Hey, bro, that's God I see I see you rewatching your your old moments. Yeah
I
Think think back the game world all we were all in different. Let me start you were in a different headspace
You know I'm saying different different
You keep the link to my child listen to keep me to my child
Yeah, let's get it listen, okay
Wait, did you did you also see this Twitter post I sent you that I spammed in our group chat? I don't know
Which one this one? Yeah, did you see that or no?
I'm deadass getting legal threats from Jason Lee's team for the song even though he liked it
They have it. They have taken down a song with a hundred eighty thousand streams and are going to take all the money
I made on the song
Yeah, bro because you added to my fucking name. How do you think you got a hundred eighty thousand streams, bro from my name?
But he a I'll be taking $940 and I'll be buying everyone. No, but look at this. Look at this. I can see look at this
I can see look at this I can see
Fuck
Not gonna sell me that shit for everyone
No, that's that's crazy
I'ma be real though bro like he still use my name for money.
Uh, Lebron, wait!
I- I-
He- yo, yo!
Y- I-
I-
Like bro, what do you want me to do?
Yeah!
Bro, Twinny's on a fucking wheelchair, twin.
You dead-ass.
Bro, what?
Do you want me to-
Do you want my freedom like he's lesser bro?
He's still human.
No
You can still make music like his music is good, but don't you don't use it he's taking me advantage of me
Bro, this ain't JTJ. Oh, yeah, Yugi dude. I haven't talked to you son
Oh
What
I see you was doing a little whiteboard segment, right
No, she was a long time ago. You know we did voice for years now
I gotta tell you something bro, what you remember when we was on the broader back home for big bear and I
I said I said yo, this is crazy, bro. I gotta write this down in my notes. Ad you remember that
I was right everything we were doing down in my notes. Do you remember that wait, which big bear big bear
Oh
Yes on the ride home I was writing down what we were doing bro, okay
Hey, you remember?
What about that?
Bro, it's liquid.
Bro, you want it?
No, bro.
Bro, I've done a lot.
I've done a lot, bro.
This shit says that you are culpable in this.
You are just high, bro.
Yo, yo.
That's what it says here, bro.
It says you are culpable.
Hey, you just shot.
You just shot.
Wait, hop on the game, though.
Let's queue up.
I'm on the game, man.
Wait, you're all you're doing.
Wait, we can't get a full slot.
Yeah, we can.
Kings on killer on
Why you say no no why you say no no
Okay, you too, bro, he lays. I'm down. What do you need to tell me if this is fair, bro?
You get something fair Jason told Kings he can play next time next time
Come on bro. No, no, no, no. You gotta get the shot.
Wabadge, what was the last time you answered one of my calls, bitch?
You fucking whore.
When was the last time you called me?
Oh, you did call me that one time. I was asleep.
Yes, I called you all the time.
Oh, baby, I'm asleep.
You've been letting everybody fuck your shit.
Okay, but Archie fuck your shit the best, right?
Okay, bet. Okay, bet.
Then only take his dick from now on.
How about that?
Wait, wait, I got a question.
Wait, what are you talking about on your notebook?
Bro, I'll show you
Why was yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. I'm
Remember I remember I remember
I was like, bro. I gotta write all this down
Text me text me text me. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is what I remember. It was fun. It was bold
There's no you don't remember
I'm pretty sure you're the one that came up with the idea so that when you when you wake up
You remember what it was. Now that was my idea. I'm not allowed. That was my idea
There you go. Do you remember? I'm like, I'm like, really right now, boys.
Look, can we get a everybody camera? Like, now I'm like,
Bro, we already, they already know about this.
Bro, but do you remember, like, how I was writing it down?
No. Oh my, I wanted to share a moment with you. You fucking slut.
Geez. Dude, ladies.
I guess trying to bond with friends is illegal.
It's illegal now, bro.
I don't know. Wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, he's at the end. Yeah, bro. Oh, you know,
he's set up. Do you think you could get a, um, you like around 10? Yeah, I'll call right
now. Okay, wait, I got one more request. Do you think you can get us an e-girl for
this five stack? If Arke doesn't join them, I bet I might want to right now. Okay.
Breathe in, breathe out, DDG, did it better as well?
Oh my God, what are these?
Oh my God, you're not Earth.
Bro, you actually have a cute ass song,
you know when we used to get a ball every Friday?
Bro, that's just because of our passion, though.
That's just because of our passion.
We're so passionate, bro.
I just gotta read your mind.
I'm gonna say to you, Jason, you're weird as well.
All right, so Yugi, Yugi, you know who I'm shooting at,
and it's not gonna be Jason, and you know it's not.
You know for a guy
My wife sir, what's your user?
The game really back together. Oh my user is five. Why be jeez and that's hashtag. Why be jeez fuck all the IRL streams
What is that shit whenever you you protest? Let's put a boy car on IRL streams and let's just game
Bro
Is that shit is do that shit, bro?
This I'm getting back on let's go
Just on here, bro. I think they're in the room together. Oh my god, bro. That's this like the old days
Actually, I got one
Sati would literally rather kill himself than play though
Oh my god, okay, okay at least at it. All right, you might be
What is this all right, I'm about everybody's who is this? Who is this?
Oh
Get it pretty calm quickly
I don't know we make it serious papers, bro
But they come
Discord
Yeah, I'm gonna get another lobby real quick
Put me in cause I'm ready.
Get a job.
Let's go boys.
Not a bad show.
Wait, Archie plan or not?
I think he is.
Yes.
Call him, just call him.
I'm calling him.
All right, start it, start it.
Wait, you're not verified.
You know what, that's fine.
Wait, why, no, I am verified.
Know who it says you're party member not verified.
Wait, wait, wait.
They're listening to music, bro.
I'm doing it right now.
I
Told you you're gonna do it fucking two weeks ago. Yo
Yeah, it's low key hard
Your right mobile verification gotta do it brah I got it already
I
Nobody say you're out just fucking verify your shit
Wait, don't take me no no no no I'm gonna play
Who told him to never mind. Yeah, this is good ladies, bro
Good boys
Good boys?
Yeah, boys.
You hired us.
Nah, boys.
Yeah.
Brother.
Ready to goop?
Oh my god, I'm literally, say he's been fucking beautiful, bro.
Today has actually been just goop time.
Bro.
What is goop time in the prank?
Lays.
What?
Lays, when I spoke to you for the first time, bro, I got really scared.
Remember, bro?
I knew I was gonna do it.
Then we went fucking ghost hunting with you in the fight.
I was so scared, bro.
Oh my god, you're such a squad and then you get jealous you have no right to be jealous
So cute together. I'm so proud of y'all right to be jealous
I didn't even do anything wrong dude. You're just not in the lobby
Because they kick me cuz they want to play with me ladies. What a play with me. No, you don't have viewers
Oh
How much is ace bit pain you bro, dude, it's the good life
It's the good life bronze your turn bro. Take some let's go
Just get co-opped up, bro. I'm not even trolling just do it
I
You might as well brah I'm not even trolling. Should I stand on it?
Nobody else top-dice
We're not fighting your chopped ass
What do you do well, what's your name lord of monkeys what some down the lord of monkeys what?
I got it. If you almost done why you even joined back? Yeah, well just finish it, right?
Cuz I thought that's all I needed to do
What's up, what's up, what's up with what's up with right friend who knows this jibby jabber shit, bro
It's not fucking smurfs like you and account shares like you
This work
I said what we was doing was trapping finesse back in the day, bro.
Yeah, sir.
I'm telling a soul, bro.
Yeah, man.
I'm behind this, Jason.
Hey, I'm a proudest, bro.
Bro, you still that one nerve we used to bully all the time.
You done all right?
Yeah, man.
We used to put you in a good position.
He's still in there, bro.
Yeah, he is.
The guy who's the girl I took for homecoming, bro.
He's still in there, bro.
Yo.
All right.
It's enabled.
Look at the hole!
Alright, we can come back, we can come back.
Wait, do I restart my game?
Yeah.
I just...
We suddenly have been trying to lock back.
Nigga's not allowed to do that.
Oh my god.
Boy, how'd you say that?
How'd you say that?
Thank you so much.
Who the fuck's not in here?
Man, I hate you.
Yugi, it's fucking...
You
Can you chill on can you chill on him? Oh my god, please kill oh my dead ass bro actually
Bro, so you're gonna tell me to off myself
W fuckin legs man
I don't care how much
I don't want to get away.
You get I'll be just a little bit covered.
Free pass off.
He's going to kick you.
No, that's not good.
Like, what the hell?
I got it out.
He can't stop me.
No, he can't stop me.
He's going to kick you, though.
It ain't kicking me.
He's got a deaf and bro.
He's got a deaf and chill.
Like, damn.
You don't know.
Don't deaf and Jason.
Why JGin' Red?
He getting mad?
Oh
This Thailand fucking jar, but I will say yeah, no, but it's was good, but what's up that I will say bro is that the faithful sheriff
He beheaded
Love watching
God he should have been a piece of fucking seed surname at least he wouldn't a lot about his rank that have been fire
Actually, I don't see
He probably wouldn't quit after winning in the first round either. Oh my god
It would have been actually good. We quit with that ladies your streamer was crying all fucking all fucking
Actually, bro, if your boss if your boss wasn't fucking crying would have been fine
I
Benjamin Netanyahu said Jason won't respond to my text tell him to tell him to chill
What is that bro, who is it a call?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
What voice is that?
He can't stop me.
He can try to mute you bro.
He can't mute the truth.
So good for a kid that the truth.
Who is that?
I don't have a voice.
Yo, what is that?
What is this guy talking about?
Does it sound like YBG bro?
Why do you sound like that?
Oh, so he don't understand his language.
Sorry, sorry
Gang the transition from CS go to Valerie is hidden right now boys
Yep, I enrolled my sleeve or I need to take this long sleeve off actually. Oh my god make this quick, please
He was there, he was there
Did you hear about Yuri?
Yuri Tarded
That was such a good matter daddy
What's a matter daddy?
That was good but it was good
Holy you have a good mic YvG
Damn, what did you say? Oh, they're in place
He's through you all
200 I guess
Just now shooting a YBG
One Jason 200 okay, okay, the rest of them
Are we good try dude?
Yeah, I'm old tab. Yeah, there's three
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see you on the phone.
Hey, you better get a bus call real soon, buddy.
Oh my God.
Didis, they're here, I'm fries.
In you all, in you all.
Hey, why was you here?
You here?
Hold on, no.
Yeah, fix that mic, you're mic'ing now.
You do, you do.
I'll tell me.
I'll tell you.
You fucking smoke!
Nice, why was you here?
Why did you say okay, we allow it is on a team that was
He's pushing
My life, but you hello
Get it come on
Body shaft bending bitch. Yo, you know, you have a AK right? Yeah
I didn't want to fucking reload dude. So this dude just threw my game. So we have an AK so look
I have no audio
I
Can I get a candle
I think it's my for me one long one long. I jiggle picked them back. You gotta kill them. I'm scared. I'm so scared
Left left left
Go to his head. That's not his head close. I figured close fucking right
Thank you
This guy is about to reach chop flow state
Go go right back to you bro. I'm back to you
Look at this knife. I just bought for $50
Okay, make this bot in front of you. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Minimal bullets, minimal bullets.
Come on, bro, please, Clutch.
Show me why you're radiant.
NOOOOOOO!
Dude, what's going on?
Yeah, shit!
What are we going?
We're both.
Uh, someone on the team still has a dome knife.
Redify, bro.
Are you going to, like, maybe calm that leash, bro?
You're looking for a fight.
I'm pushing fucking site with judges and like, like, fucking...
I mean Jason is top frag right now so he is actually the leader of the
Thank you bro, thank you. I'm gonna massage you guys.
I mean as bottom frags we should just stay in our place guys.
Yep. Alright. Thank you.
Okay I need one to shoot this drone coming out of hooker guys, come on.
What if they don't feel like it bro?
Oh my god.
Oh you have a chance.
I just said FF bro.
Yeah he's stream saving.
I'm ego peaking restroom.
There's stream saving.
Wait let me here, let me here.
Yeah, this is extreme side central
Okay, I like that
What are you all things so you're pressing your fucking all I thought what are you all thing you fucking penguin
They're not out short
No
So I'm the best player on the team okay, you guys will listen to me
Understand they said you first understand
You be a greedy
me bro no no come here come right here all you need the right person it's over
it's over just forget about it all right thank you we're gonna TP together to
here bro okay the two people in front of us are bots but literally let them die
you're running your drawing your drawing here look at that character bro
Oh my god.
On the box.
Yo, you're mine.
Oh my god.
What am I doing?
Beautiful.
Pick up the pieces, brother.
Pick up the pieces.
I'm gonna do that, bro.
Yes!
This is what it looks like.
You heard him.
You see him.
You're not even.
I'm not even.
No, look at my box.
Look at this box.
We're absolutely alting there.
For sure.
Oh, wait.
Okay, why?
Look at that.
That has my fucking card, bro.
Left.
Right there.
But is he good at battle or he's not gonna see us cuz he lost the tournament for Yugi
Guys make sure not to make sure not to
is on yes I need you right here big bro I'm gonna tell you right now right
right I'm about right watch your shit if I don't get I'm here why bro I'm going
wide I'm baiting for you right there bro all right let's run it's running see
But if the night here I'm saving
I died for lord of the monkeys, bro.
Hey
I can't believe
You're kidding
Hold on
He's gonna be
They're gonna be
Could be long by now
I think he went long
Nothing wrong
Oh my god
They probably just rolled a game
Have a sniper came
Your sniper came
He's covering all of the hookah
They could go back a
We have chamber on A
We're good
I'm not there yet
You're the win con bro
You got to pop that off you say this let's win
Your one bro, you're gonna get body shot in dot
I
Bro, it's cuz the mother is in my face
You gotta it's gotta be in your face. Yes, bro. Like now it's in my face
Right
I'm a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb.
Why?
Why is he not doing it, bro?
It's so easy.
Ah, because I wanna save it.
You're fucking...
I wanna save it from TP though.
I just want a couple kills.
Get a bomb out of there.
Get a bomb in there.
Oh my god.
Oh my God, he's there.
I got you, bro.
I got you.
I made it for you.
Oh my God, that's like...
He's beautiful.
Oh, you're dead.
It's all you.
All you.
Someone's running to you!
Ah!
You're a god!
I saw it long, I saw it long.
You have an op, you should have opt the smoke.
Oh my god, there's nothing out.
Where is he?
He went, hey, did they see me or not?
Oh, we got him.
Not yet.
Why do I not know they're on site, bro?
He's in the smoke, he's in the smoke.
In the smoke, in the smoke, stop spitting!
Oh my god.
He walked through right when I found this out.
He can TP.
Oh my god.
What?
Oh!
Take the rotate, take the rotate.
Where are we going?
He said it, he said it for 90 seconds.
My showers, my showers, you're going to plant right here.
Get there quick, Jay.
That's what you mean. You should go have it right now.
Just fucking, bro, this is up to Jason, bro.
Even up.
Plug in my phone.
Put flash.
He's off.
He's not keeping it again.
Oh, man, he went base!
Oh, my god.
This is good.
Yo, what in this game, bro?
We started back up.
Crazy.
Fucking peasy, dude.
Come on, guys.
Come on.
There's zero fucking anything about it.
Me and Yugi are pretty good, bro.
Yeah, let's do this.
Let's do buddy.
No, they're showing you.
Everything is high focus, man.
We low key don't have a fast way to rotate.
I'm not lying.
Run it like you set up here, and then just rotate.
Yeah, that's gonna be good.
Yo, yeah, I want you low key here holding that, bruh.
Come on, dude.
We have to hear you.
They hold right here.
Right, and then you push in, OK?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holding left first.
It's gonna get him off the drone.
I'm just gonna get shot through the box dude.
You're still late, delay, delay.
I'm gonna push my monitor back so they can't someone see my face.
You're still late, delay, delay.
I'm in a great spot.
I did something really horrible.
93rd on chamber.
I got your I got your restroom
No cuz ladies might be the grace of all time of these wrongs
You gotta wait in the smoke bro, I know
Put it on God Jesus Christ he did that shit
Oh
Look what the trip give me time brother fight. Yeah
Now we got good at calm going
It's like all that butter if you want I
Need the monitor closed
I'm walking I'm walking hooker give me time
I
Went long I'm talking long. I should smoke and play this guy. He's in hookah with a fucking shotgun
Long and long and hookah human. Yeah
Yeah.
She missed.
OH MY GOD!
You put on your knife!
Oh, well, that was nice now!
Yeah!
It's okay, I should be careful.
Unfortunately, boys.
Okay, wait. You have chamber off, I need to fire.
I can fire once there.
No, no, no, I won't have to.
Alright, but...
I need to go to a regen and then...
Just pray that I get a kill.
So I'm able to hold the position, boys.
Okay, you, yeah. Play right here.
Play right here.
I like that spot
I'm not an AD
Oh okay, you're ulting? Okay, okay
Okay, they're gonna
They're gonna clear me and they're gonna
You're gonna kill them
So should I just play across?
I'm trying here
Grab a delay
I'm gonna rotate and
wait
They have no entry
Like they have no dash
They're gonna come
I'm re smoking. I'm re smoking. I'm going to get
he's three sniping.
He posted to people.
Is he showers?
Oh my God.
We got like this fight.
Chamber was a short here.
I think he peeping peeping peeping.
I know bongo on these losers, bro.
You still shouldn't make it.
Yes, I know, bro.
Cause I'm used to CS, but it's two different, it's two different feels.
It's two different feels.
Wait, Laze, do you have a, or I mean Redified, do you have a long cam or not?
Uh, no, I could put a long.
Yeah, yeah, a long cam and then you just play the same spot, bro.
Your longest cover by Redified?
They're gonna, so to kill me, they're gonna have to peek all the way out like this.
Did you see he made this off drone, off drone audio?
Alright.
I'll let you know, I'll let you know.
I
Hear nothing sure
Joining me joining me, I'm gonna break it. I'm gonna break it
I'm ready to do it. I got stunned and flash
But nice way, what yeah, what happened? Yeah, he also he missed everything. It's all good. What's right?
How do I fucking miss what it's like fucking gas there's five dashes, bro
Nice to low on the left to low on the left the response I
Whoa
This guy's a loser. He's got a fucking loser, bro
My god, what a monkeys
This is all on you get failure the ones behind you
So do you have ears lace? You're the fucking win con
Thank you boys, thank you seriously
I feel no passion for me, bro. You're not
Yeah, and you and you sighed as you congratulated it. Why are you sighing it's okay?
Very I drops
Why is he asked one of his three assistants to give him my job, bro
The second actually the best knife ever made I think
I'm gonna smoke this I'm gonna smoke like they're when they push up they're gonna join us
Yo, oh my I'm pressing this one
Are you hiding behind that box? Yeah
Yeah it was.
You're gonna get flashed or something.
I rest.
I'm stuck.
Bro I was blinded bro.
I got freaked out.
Freaked out.
They see us in that TP all day bro.
Playing with doors.
Playing with your gun bro.
You got lucky shot.
There's here
They know chamber cheap TP or no chamber trip, I mean good
Give this in time yeah
You get those flashes to so they don't think he's like a smoking me bro. They know
You keep slashing for you. You're good walk through walk through walk through
like they just know that guy's actually
they literally just know no no it's
actually sad bro and he's gonna act
up he's gonna act up this is sad bro I
got smoked off there's actually cringe
bro tell them tell them off and chat
Tell them to stop sniping you bruh
They have yo- they can't about you!
They can't about you!
Oh my-
Whyyyy!
They're sold by-
Everybody!
They're sold by-
Wait, come back, come back, come back, come back
Bro, if they-
Bro, if they're sold by-
No, if they haven't-
If they haven't-
They won't snipe, they won't snipe
They're gonna-
Bro, trust me, trust me, bro
Bro this guy just typed in twitch.txt
He just typed in what? Yeah
Droogle! As if they know about you
But it's a hate form now
As if they know
As if bro
I'm just going to report Yugi's account
I am my...
What is that character bro?
Are you talking about Wille?
I just fucking double-satruined slow mo for this guy to just
What I don't get a job game
But that one is so I was asked what what's the matter ready?
Guys let's all try to clear lamps all do that. Don't grab on bro. Yeah, I'll grab on when I'll play grab on all play
You know, I'm just a ballish way
Everyone go lambs. Everyone go lambs.
Two. Two.
Hey double-sets you to lambs?
Yep, heavy fire.
I'm going.
Okay, left, left.
The lambs! Yo, yo.
They're right away, right away, right away.
They're out there. They're out there.
Just running on, running on, running on, running on.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, one's fries or churros.
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm just down here.
I'm just down here smoke
Yo, you're shooting bodies
I'm high as well
He's having a bit swing him
Now you have to get the skill
Oh my god
No, that's not how
Come on, it's my bulldog
That's not how
I like having money
So I'm gonna have to
You have money, you wish to bro
I'm double-sacally in a lance bro
I gotta judge
You're falling. You're falling. It's gonna be a movie.
Wait, Yu-Gi, wait, Yu-Gi. Take it.
I'm going to try to make something.
Stinger, wait. Give me the Stinger and Bio. Give me the Stinger and Bio.
Alright, alright, let's go.
Oh, double-fast on the U-Haul.
Yu-Gi, look at the score. You're going to read it's challenge.
What?
Playing, uh, some Val.
Jason, Jason.
I mean, she's...
I can't, I can't.
That's not true. Who's that true, bro?
I genuinely can't.
Did you get spam?
Yes, he's a fucking...
Oh, you should dodge the spams and then satchel, bro.
Oh, I got an immortal buddy!
Oh, I feel the power!
Are you about to ace?
Please, can you ace?
I got him.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he's mad.
Are you guys feeling that?
Are you guys also feeling that?
Go then lad!
Bubba, bubba!
Oh my god, this is gonna be absolutely clever.
Oh my god, this is...
Walk slow, walk slow, walk slow, Pistol chasing!
We're smoking a filling shower in the shotgun.
I'm gonna smoke for you, bro, watch this.
Smoke for me, that's how I can get into the sun.
I smoked Evan.
You should've smoked me, bro.
I'll let your pistol. They don't know you're there.
They do, man.
Look, they walked out all the way.
All the stimulation.
What is going on there?
It's like, shut the fuck up, bro!
Who on my pistol, what are you talking about, man?
No, he shot my satchel out the ear.
I didn't realize you shot your staff around here.
I didn't think it was going to be so annoying.
Great fucking shot guys.
Like, don't worry, we let that shit scan.
Yo, do we have duelists by the way, or are they just in spawn?
They're just in spawn.
What the fuck is that?
Thanks for the gun.
Let's go. Let's show them. Let's just smoke off. Let's just go.
I'm about as way left as you can think!
Oh my god, fuck you!
Yo, some of us are still playing, Yugi, okay?
Yeah, Yugi, can you please play the comma with the commas?
Oh, he's speaking your language.
I
can't stand a lame a dick eater or a stream sniper
about three days in double sex
when you hold for me I literally I'm
the oh my god I like this I'm in the
fuck up bro is that called for watch
watch watch watch me when I win this
round bro god it's actually not not a
fucking time where there's a silence
in the call is not one time you want
to play let's play
I
Rise
This mess oh my oh my what is that?
character no
what is that you know this death fucking move I'm gonna play that character I'm
gonna play that character they get don't bro you're not gonna be doing that
we'll be doing the right she'll be jumping in the walls this shit I'm
gonna be doing it right is that character hard or something like that
Yeah, it's pretty hard
GG
Yo crazy, this is your moment
In 90-0
Yeah, he's in 90-0
It's still a bot
How strong is he?
I know what to do, I don't know
Guys, let's go long, let's go long, let's go long
This is a boring AF
He's there screw-cyping
Oh ignore him, block him out
You hit him if you must
Is it really so crappy bro?
To make you rage bro
Nine and you fucking screams that he want to buy
Boring bro
Let's go along get the bomb off. Let's say you get the bomb off. Let's go along. Let's go along. It's gonna be long guys
Wait, you could raise old out of hookup, but you have to clear it all by yourself if you I forget
There's a way to
I might want to run the Austria sin and maybe cuz the
Give me Bob and then go hook up a Jason
Go fast go fast
I need you guys go faster than that. Oh wait good job. I clear think go go
could be like yes you just hold your flight hold your flight you're supposed
to see T right now yeah yeah so where could they be could they be elbow they
could be CT elbow no not elbow no elbow okay okay can't be okay can't be okay
where's those dots from fucking lion city city city he's my name's
call my Jason oh my god you saw me no you hide you hide you hide you hide I
I don't think he saw me.
You're a bot.
Get off my team, man.
One jump off.
He's keeping it into smoke.
Chill, chill, chill.
You have split, split.
Wait, wait, wait.
No time.
Let me take this.
You got it, you got it.
No time.
Just wait.
Off, off, off.
Just get out of there.
Just.
You go back.
Why do you have to leave this?
This thing is chasing us.
Just get out of there.
Just, just, just.
What kind of guy is that?
No, actually.
You have to play.
So just hide
Why does it even play with the police?
No, Laze plays my contact. Why would Laze play with the police?
I'm not a liar
No, Yugi, you peaked a little too early, Yugi
He was all bomb
He was all bomb. You needed to just fucking hide until Laze died
Laze is to die. Laze is to die. What do you mean?
Yes, yes, you-
I got him off bomb though. I'm not blaming you. You retort! I couldn't come!
You have no streaming!
Let's go fast. Let's go fast. We're not being really comforting guys. I come for
We had three baiters on our team. It's just no win it. You want to maybe throw a fucking smoke
What what we need to do a smoke they're both left
Smokeside, where's the smoke going to stay?
Well, we just died close to that dick.
Oh, the smoke stayed.
Oh my God, they're worse shit.
They're worse shit.
No, ladies, you're terrible.
Are you guys sitting there looking at your bottle?
Let's just default.
8 kills, 11 kills, 12 kills,
Yeah
Oh shitty actually just shit
I'm getting fucking a million kills here
Now we got 10 kills good job with a monkey.
Okay, thank you very much.
Might be 11 right here.
Ahh!
How do I not get that kill, bro?
Wait, where's the bomb?
What's the bomb, bro?
The bomb is the problem.
Right there, I didn't pay for kills.
Come on, come on.
I'm going on the bomb.
Come on, come on, come on.
I
We wanted a fucking bit. Yeah, GG is wrong. I'm gonna smoke for us. So
Hold on and nobody do you guys managers talking
I don't want to play it when I want to die.
If we ended on this game, I might kill myself.
No, we have to play it one more.
We have to play it one more.
Jason, push our dinner back.
We have to, bro.
Bro, when you're short, we'll get away.
Are you one of the dinner you go to the club?
Be honest.
You're not going to the club.
But you're going club crazy though.
That's what you say.
I didn't say that shit.
You didn't put it on God.
You never said you would go on club three.
Oh, God. I never said that.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Wow, not my gun.
That's sick.
Oh, my God.
So you're going to lie?
So you're going to lie for a while, but he's in?
Not the man I play to every day.
Not him?
What the hell?
You're a fucking lying piece of shit.
I'm dead.
How am I dead?
Yo, I'm going to kill him.
You're shit.
How did he get two kills with that?
I don't know.
Shut up.
How did he get two kills?
You have 14 kills.
He killed Bob.
You're a satchel entry.
Come on Super Bowl that's our Super Bowl Super Bowl
Don't go away. Let's go be let's go. Okay. No, no, no, I don't buy
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No. No. No. No. No. Redifactors dropped the bomb. Redifactors dropped the bomb.
Redifactors dropped the bomb, bro. I'm literally gonna satchel in and he wants me-
There's a lot of people.
That's shameless.
They're all there.
Well, except for a trojan.
I don't know. This way, Ley, is god.
This way, Ley's god.
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