you
I
Hear we are here. We are here. How y'all doing? How y'all doing? It's a beautiful
Wednesday
Looking bloated bro. Why is it just one person that always just tries to make me feel insecure, bro?
Like damn bro. Like we can't just spam W's when the stream starts like buck
What's wrong with y'all god damn it that tiktok getting deleted no bro it
hasn't hit the algorithm yet y'all gotta chill bro with that delete shit
okay it's gonna it's gonna hit the algo bro it's gonna hit the algo just
just chill it flop that shit flop bro that shit flop
Am I not sexy enough for something? Oh my god
Oh man
That she was so gay ain't want to be on a for you page
Quality was asked so I'll reposted it
But when you repost something people already see it and then it just ah bro. It's bad
It was bad, bro
But it is what it is bro like I might delete that shit and pretend like I never posted it
It's fine though, bro. We got a hit we got a hit the
We got to hit another thirst trap today. Maybe maybe we can bounce back back or some shit
I even had it and I want you out of time. Yeah, bro. I bro. I didn't hit the for you, bro
That's why I'm like, bro. It's gonna hit the algo today trust trust trust trust trust
Wait, wait on it. Peep. What's this?
Get this shit off my fucking yeah, what's wrong with you, bro?
Hey man, as you can see in the title, tomorrow we are going to New York.
We're going to New York, chat.
I won't be live tomorrow because that's my flight and it's like a seven hour flight
and I gotta wake up really early on the 20th
because I will be going on Good Day America.
Jason Nguyen made it live on TV.
Yes.
Now you might be wondering why the fuck
is Jason Nguyen on Good Day America?
I don't fucking know.
I don't know why.
Nah, I just kidding like just the island while I'm gonna be talking about the island
They're gonna be interviewing me. I think as a streamer. So that could be good, bro
Just the ring for the general public
Hey listen, bro, I've never been on national television
But I'm gonna definitely hit one of these emos on that table, bro
I'm gonna hit one of these. Okay, you drank your own piss facts
I did I did drink my own piss
So I get a review a lot
I got a read a little bit right before my interview or before I hop on and lose because I don't want to like
Seem like a very intellectual
Intellectual human being so I'm gonna like I just got a lyre bro. I got a lyre
I got a put on a suit or some shit or what do I wear bro?
I don't even know but what we'll see it'll be a good it'll be a good day. Don't cuss. Yes
I'm not gonna cuss you need speech lesson. You talk like a retard
Okay, not nice not nice over under 20 likes. I don't even say like
But uh, yeah, man, we got that and actually the 20th
I don't know if I will be live because I do have to do a lot of off-stream things
That's why I'm going to New York in the first place, but the following day. I will be doing a stream with wisdom
Hopefully I think I've produced pretty much confirmed and then the following day
And then the following day I'll probably just do a I around New York maybe maybe go to a K town and shit and then
On the 23rd, I'm gonna link up with
I'm gonna I'm locking in a made-back Monday with
Where them Phantom
Gonna try to do a made-back Monday with Phantom. I
Think that's pretty much confirmed. He said he's gonna get back to me today about it
But that's basically confirmed. I gotta rent a fucking made-back now
out in New York but then on the same day I'm be linking up with Evan Lee
Hawk we're gonna link up do some do some shit that night but yeah man we got a
good oh and then right after that I'm going straight to Miami going straight
to Miami I won't be home for like two weeks bro with Ron so yeah we we get
Liberia we're moving around we're doing mad shit. It should be a good good time rage. Yeah, hopefully hopefully hopefully
Get a yacht
Get a yacht I
Don't think I will be getting a yacht in Miami
I don't really know what to do in Miami besides drugs and in
And raise I'm not really all that timing though. You know me, but I'm going with Ron
I'm going with the bro. Hopefully I can link it with rage
You know what I mean? Uh
Should be a good time out there. Yeah, okay the big cheese. Yeah, I'm off the hit up cheeser
Spider-man brand new day
official trailer
Let's peep this, bro.
Let's peep this.
I can't believe the first thing you might say.
Come on, pretend like you're not the happiest you've ever been in your entire life.
I can't.
What?
Did she get a boyfriend?
I can't.
MJ got a boyfriend?!
No way!
No.
This motherfucker has never watched Spider-Man.
Spider-Man is my favorite fucking superhero.
Don't ever say that shit.
What? I watched every single Spider-Man movie.
I'm okay. This is not a larp.
I'm not larping on this one.
I will say this, bro.
Forgot to mention this could fucking bar stuff
72 new castle what?
Damn
Bro wait wait before I get in this trailer bro W. Spider-Man
Dude what the hell?
What the fuck?
That's crazy, man. I
I will say though the medium on did not play that good bro facts facts for Phoenix gold
Mark gold
Bernard let me down ski like bro. Like yeah, I don't lie man. It was a great fucking game
Wasn't it was a great game? It was not that good. It was a great game 7-2, but that's entertainment right there
Okay, one of the greatest games. I've seen in a Champions League, but I'm not gonna lie
If man United is not taking the Champions League
It might be Barcelona, but you know you know y'all know where I stand bro. I'll man you down till I die bro
Let's continue the trailer though. My name is Peter Parker
Well, I forgot they didn't make it into the fucking Champions League bear. Oh my god
You don't remember me.
Hi, my name is Peter Parker.
You don't remember me, but we used to know each other.
Something bad was going to happen, and the only way to stop it was to make everyone forget about me.
Damn.
Because I'm not just Peter Parker.
I'm Spider-Man.
The Hell Frank! You just hit me with a band!
Put your one break.
Is that the Punisher?
The fuck is the Punisher doing in this movie?
Go home!
And sometimes Spider-Man has to be the hard thing, even if it breaks Peter-
NOOOOOOO!
Spider-Man got his girl took!
Ow!
My fucking...
My god, he's not even an HTN, bro. He's sub-5!
Park is hard.
What is happening to me?
Yo, he's ripped, bro.
Nah, Tom Holland is bro.
Organic webs?
Damn, bro.
This is the first movie with organic webs.
Yo, damn, bro.
Tom Holland, yo.
Is he off peptides, bro?
Not bad shouts, man.
But it's not acting like I don't know what organic webs are.
Excuse me, Dr. Banner, I need your help.
What do you say I name us?
DNA is mutating. It would be enormously dangerous.
Spiders have three life cycles.
When between cycles, it can lead the spider vulnerable to threats.
We are faced with a danger, but we can't control it.
Well, we can't even see.
Stay out of my way.
How many fucking villains?
What?
And for those spiders moving back through, it amounts to a kind of...
I
Have seen that the nigga
rebirth bro
Nice flowers. Oh, they're uh, I was wanting I'm MJ. I'm just a neighbor from across the hall friendly neighbor
Call it cause Spider-Man is a friendly neighborhood spider.
Oh, that's a good one.
Clevicular went off on Jason Lee saying whatever he made from the entire, probably made more
in a single week and would pay that much to never do it.
the shit there was a gesture on twitch you did it like a seven-day on an island
street and like he was covered in like fucking bug bites and like all the shit
at the end and it looked like genuine torture like he's eating like wild
animals and shit yeah I mean he probably made like gig of money but like
Holy language.
Whatever you made, I'd pay that much not to do it.
Hey man, bro. I made giggin' money facts that they made giggin' money.
But, hey man, it's the year of torture, bro. Like I said, what's next?
I'm a grown man, alright? That island changed from a boy to a man.
Okay, now I feel like I could survive on anywhere.
I'm glad I did that. I don't regret it
Did you even break even I actually broke even I broke even shout the rebel
W fucking rebel. Why are y'all saying uh chat?
Why are y'all saying uh
That shit dead ass did change me from a boy to a man and taught me a lot of things mentally
physically like I dead ass think I could survive at least two weeks like stranded somewhere
due to my just surviving on an island by myself.
What, like, what are y'all saying?
Six and some change?
Oh, headshot!
Oh!
Joke's over!
I knew it, I knew it!
Three.
Oh my god.
I mean bro fairs first first time on valorant ace not bad at all bro not bad
he's better than you never never that bro never that I think I think um it
There's a tournament, bro. I'm definitely gonna play it, unless I'm gonna be in Miami, bro
I'm gonna win that whole shit. I'm winning that whole shit silky better than you. He's not better than you, bro
It's not better than me
Downgraded over the years
How is this a fucking downgrade bro? That's mad disrespectful, man
And where's a dap been like where was a dad bro was the last time he streamed
This would be watching anime bruh five days ago
Oh
He's adapting is everyone retiring from streaming I saw I saw Valkyrie's retiring to
Unless that was a fake unless I got click baited. Did I get click baited?
She is wait, where's that clip I've seen
What the fuck
That flowers, they must find it real
She's live right now
Where's everyone going?
You can't retire!
Twitch needs you!
Cinema. Wait. Do we get to go watch? I wonder what they're doing. Well, okay. While they're
busy, I need to go get all the loot everywhere. Wait, wait, because there was just a scene.
You gotta wait into the chat. Gotta wait until the chat slows down. Just wait a little
Okay, just wait a little bit for me and Ray Lockton in there.
First up.
Okay.
That's a nice surprise.
Wait, V is the...
Eggs.
Okay, lots of loot, lots of loot.
No wait, she's gonna look at Chad.
Just let her look, just give her time, bro.
So, Knife doesn't have durability in this game.
Because look, people are replying to my Chad.
This guy's oming.
Oh, this is so cool.
One more time?
It does?
This some noise?
Okay.
My knife is almost broken. Hey fuck it bruh fuck it one more exclamation mark. Is that what that little little dash is?
Okay, whoa, hi Jason. Yeah
Can't retire twitch meets you
Are you talking about the yawks at clip because I saw it right before stream
I saw that he posted that clip was from like six months ago, bro. Oh
my god
I got I got clip baby. How
Bro, you're a push-up tic-tac
Saw that Marlon did it right after you. Oh, what went up him? Oh, hell no, I don't know
Oh
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
OH MY GOD!
FUCK!
Yeah, yeah! Mogged, bro!
FUCK!
Alright, I just got a freaking shotgun.
Uh, so now I can craft.
I'll just knock them down.
Oh my god, thank you so much.
I see that just goes around and around
I gotta make another third start today, bro
Yo fuck y'all fuck y'all
Fuck y'all. I hate y'all, bro. Where's YBG at, bro? Why was he pulling up today?
Oh, nah
Yo
this is good thumbnail bro like bro this was this was this is decent
thumbnails bro I feel like this is not that bad that's is not it's not that bad
bro
oh man's listen bro YouTube is about clickbait he's not even chopped for
that's the thing like it's not like he overly edited fucking co-op on his
face like woe's really stop J from looking like this now bro yuki I'm not
gonna lie yesterday was a fucking movie that happened out of nowhere matter of
fact let me call me call guapal bro let me get a let me get a check up on
let's see if he's had a good morning text or not
What's he doing?
He's sleeping?
He literally texted me.
He texted me two minutes ago.
Call YBG real quick.
YDF got him.
Yo, live.
Yo, you good?
What the why do you look like you had a good-ass night last night
There's a reminder to send a good morning text man
You did
Wait, what you what she say what you say
I said, just checking in, I hope you got home safely.
I had a great time hanging out today.
And then she replied, yes, I got home safely.
Thank you so much.
And yes, it was fun.
Let me know when you're free again this week to hang out.
Hey, brother, bitch, I'm bangin' him.
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Alright man, bruh, hey!
So now today you're going to off-stream date?
Take a little day off? Off-stream date?
No.
What do you mean, uh-
Umm, I don't believe in off-stream dates.
What do you- what do you mean?
That's how you get to know what person is off-stream.
Umm, maybe I got some meta glasses.
What?
Well, maybe I got some meta glasses, bro.
Listen, bro, am I an off-stream date or am I a streamer?
Well, I mean someone like you I mean you really wanted to pursue like a girlfriend like your whole thing is like
Oh, I can't get a girlfriend and then the one chance you have
Jason, Jason, am I a guy with a girlfriend or am I a shitty one, bro?
Come on, bro. Like that, bro.
Here we go, all right?
Guaco, out.
Confusing man, bro. Confusing fucking man.
Call the YBG right now, bro.
You know how I text the YBG? I said, um...
I said, who let 145, then I'ma trick you out.
Just lied straight to his face bro. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not drinking YBG out
Hello
I don't know why I thought I don't know why I thought you were YBG
Damn bro you're bad at such a thing? You miss him that much?
No bro, cuz I-
Bro when he first came out of room he was like man, I miss Jason. I was like what?
Like you didn't say hey to me. He's like nah, like I have to think about these and that's all my whole plight. I'm looking fuck
He misses you bro. Who's
In a a where's he at bro. They're shooting a video right now. Oh, yes
Dude
He said that you told him to pull up at 145 bro. Why are you getting you said it you said it's 130, bro
Yeah
15 is a 15 minute call right here
Yo moves get off my fucking dick brother hair neat part looks terrible, you know you sound like a bitch brush yo
Yo, you busy?
Oh, so how long
Okay, okay, wait
Okay, but moves wants to meet you
I bet I bet see soon. Hey, bro be honest, bro. How long bro, so I'm not just waiting
Like bro, you got me waiting in shit, bro. Like what's your other boyfriends you with your other boyfriends?
Bro, you know moves testing me. Oh my god speaking of moves man moves that you wanted to meet YBG
but moves this dude texted me um he sent me to my tiktok and then he was like
whose idea was this and I was like lol mine and he was like you feel this on
stream and I was like yes and then he was like how the fuck did I watch that
unbearable segment earlier than miss the talk I'm not even kidding I'm
actually experienced a depressing amount of FOMO what time are you going live
today off-stream bro off-stream who's you're fucking 30 what did you want to
be behind fucking John while he was recording me getting wet under the
shower? Yes I like what I like. Tiktok did not bang bro tell me why a video of
John recording me did better than my own Tiktok. You know bro it's cuz when I
first uploaded it uploaded in shitty quality bro like tiktok hold me man oh my god oh my god
sorry re-uploaded it bro what's it at right now let's what's it at right now bro let me see let me see
Quick little five scrolls why not not too shabby
200k it's gonna hit the algo just wait bro terrible yikes bro not I'll go
fuck me up on this one I'm not gonna love bro I'll go from 10 mil 10 mil
3% 5% of 70 you know they fucked me up on this break but you know what I'm not
ashamed bro sometimes in life some shit's gonna flop sometimes in life
sometimes in life you get a 10 mil sometimes in life you get the 200k
Bro 23k bro, you know how many people 200,000 is dude
You repose it after two hours your fault. Yeah, I'm not I fucked I fucked it up, bro
Like I'm delete that shit. Why are y'all saying delete that shit like a bro? It's fine. Just wait
Okay, I give it another day if it doesn't hit a meal. I'm deleting it
I don't want to be left but we've been through the love in me
I look good! I look good!
I don't want to be left but we've been through the love in me
Dude, that doesn't even look like me. I'm not controlling that.
That doesn't even look like me.
Like, how do I look like this? And then how do I look like that?
Yo, it's gotta be the camera angle on this right here. Like, right?
Well like what like this this is gotta be the kid. Well, can you fix the camera angle or John or some or somebody please?
Because I don't understand
Hair is flat and awful and the way it looks pathetic your moves kill yourself in game
It's cuz it's straight on to your face is straight not on the side of your face
Also, the straight-on angle is not a good angle
So, you wanna do a stalling segment while Wabi Hika, or your boyfriend comes?
We can mess around with the camera and he goes, I know.
I'm not burning on that. I'll do that off stream. It's fine. It's all good.
You need a side angle, back up. You're genuinely ugly. I'mma be right there.
I'mma bring your hair clay. Holy shit, man.
Holy shit, my hair literally looks good
Stop y'all making me isn't here. I'm not fucking
My hair looks good I put product in it today
Hey.
My God, bro.
What is this, Lacey?
March Madness 2.
Hey, guys, good luck.
Thank you all for coming out.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right, all right.
Quiet down, quiet down.
First question right here
Hi, Lacey. Where's been good that fucking dollar March Madness tour being a viral sensation for your looks and attending all these games
Are you prepared to be sworn by thousands of college girls night in and night out? Great question. Yeah
Yeah, me and my team have already prepared for this my daily life, you know, be my looks in my physique
It's already hard enough going out in public girls everywhere swarms me
This shit doesn't even look real, bro. What the fuck am I looking at right now?
May his girl read the line fairs bro, honestly not not bad March matters to her damn bro. Everybody's gonna be gone me
Gone Ron in Texas. I'm going to New York. Lacey's going on this tour
dude
Wait, I need my 100 gifty, bro. What the fuck?
Fuck.
Is that real?
Everybody's gone, man.
Silky taking some shit down in Miami.
I had to take a lap around my room, that was bad.
My body hurts, what is this?
Oh, from H.A., yeah.
I
Max is in Japan
Marlins in Miami, bro, everybody's gone man. Everybody traveling and shit like oh
Silky silky in the child the fuck
Yo, whoa, it's good man. Where you bro? Where you at man? I'm celibate stop saying she like put it on God your celibate
Put it on God your celibate
Put it on God.
Don't fucking lie to me.
Save words of folk.
I'm Celebit DA, bro.
I don't put nothing on God or my mom, you know that.
Yeah, I
Yeah, yeah, I
Tell them why you haven't been streaming out Miami when you said that you would when you promised them
He would okay, and you booted up at fucking 3 a.m. East Coast last night. Tell him tell him bro. Tell him
hmm laser streamed more than silky I did a 10-hour stream yesterday what is this
true. Fucking lying piece of shit. He did.
Damn, bro. I stand corrected, man. My bad, bro. My bad. My bad. If I gotta leave my
My boy said a TOS word.
Damn, Silky.
Silky bro.
I know you're not Silky, but it's okay.
But I hope you're having a friend in Miami, man.
Mikey said the Desword.
I completely understand that sentence.
Wow, that's kind of crazy.
I am though, for real.
Silky, our conversation that we had,
next to the laundry room.
You're gonna sit here in my type in my chat and say that you're celibate
I would death tell you if I was out here while in game. I'm single
I'm fed. I'm not fed. I just don't like yo, what the fuck? Yo, I'm not fed
I'm not fed. It's just you're in my chat literally lying, bro
If you never mentioned this elephant shit, I would have never said anything damn bro. I'm fucked. I'm fucked
But where's moves that man? Where's moves like I'm single single now not okay? Okay? Okay? Okay?
There's a dap sick and David watch it anime
We're both single man, so keep up stay in Miami bro, I'm out there soon.
Just kidding.
We're not on that type of time.
I'm gonna be honest, 2026 is the year of righteousness and self-improvement is facts.
won't feel the void in our hearts.
It's fine.
It's fine, bro.
There's more to life than women and girls, bro.
Let's just suck it in.
Let's get a bunch of nice cars and big houses
and all materialistic things that will not go with us
when we die.
And maybe we could seek happiness through that.
Bro, let's get a cashier so we don't hug ass.
Yo Moose bro, I'm literally waiting on you bro, where are you at man?
You got me fuckin' talkin' about, just death.
I hear him bro, running out.
No, I'm not on this chat, I'm on the other one.
Good day America?
Wait, good day New York, wait no, good day New York, I'm on this one, I don't know,
I don't know, it's a new version, yeah, I'm on this one, shh, where's the cheer
you're out.
What's up, bro?
Air one bag.
What's up?
You do forget.
You're doing it.
We're not playing buddy knuckles.
Oh my gosh.
Use every time.
Just chill.
Oh my gosh, you forgot it.
No, I didn't.
Don't look at it.
Like, look at me.
Like, what's going on?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
So, a couple of things.
One, your hair looks awful.
My hair looks good and you're gonna see YBG today, so you can't look terrible when you see it YBG
You saw me we were we're gonna be coming together or not probably we're parting together
I was not on a time at all. I wouldn't I was
Chillin. Yes watching our graders
That's how I was doing. I was watching Tifu our greater videos box out there like a party. Yes with my girl sister and Alex
to see you right next to me.
You're going to come watch a fucking TV?
I mean, well, it's Ramadan.
I'm not, hey, I don't drink or smoke anyway.
So what was I going to do?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like even though I'm not Ramadan, I don't drink or smoke.
All right, but I've gotten you something.
So I've been sleeping with this every night.
Oh my God!
Like, you know what I mean?
I've just been really locked in.
And so I just felt super appreciative
at how thoughtful, like, Loki is crazy.
I told you, my girl got me one of these also.
And then you did too, so there's been like a little bit of friction, but it just made me think.
Who is better though?
Hers is not even close.
But the level of thoughtfulness to even be comparable to my girl is like I have to give you credit.
So I was like, you know what? I've got to get you something.
I have to. I have to get you a gift.
Everyone bag, I like that. I'm seeing.
Yeah, yeah, relax.
Yo!
Why does it say fucking a food order, bro?
It's not food. You're getting tubby. You don't need food.
I'm not getting tubby.
Okay.
You're making it up right up, bro.
So what I was thinking is that I was
trying to find what type of gift.
Because you're a gift master person.
What type of gift could I give you?
I'm like, what is the weenie?
The weenie is, you're like, you know, you're a little bitch.
You're a little bitch.
Watch your fucking mouth, buddy.
You're a little weenie.
I would clear you with a push-up contest.
I don't think I'm going to clear you with a push-up
contest.
Yeah, if I had T-Rex arms, I could do 80 push-ups, too.
We have the same week fair.
We already fucking did that statement.
We did that statement.
You're like a T-dry star.
How are you six-three with a five-two week fair?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Maybe it's the fast thing getting to me.
But look, so then I was like, okay, what would you do
if you, where would you be at
if you didn't completely embarrass your bloodline
and make horrible clips?
What the fuck?
I'm gonna go, right?
If you do shame your entire genetic history
and make and have the footprint that you want.
Where would you be?
And now I got a Mayback.
Maybok, Maybok.
Maybok, Mayback.
I can say whatever I want.
And fly here that needs volumizing.
Says fucking you, says you.
You're balding too.
What?
You're fucking balding.
What?
I know you're on for not riding.
I'm a super size, I'm a super size.
No.
I'm not, I'm not.
Here you go, man.
Do I have a super, do I have a super size forehead?
Yes.
Am I balding?
No.
When that time comes, I've got bread.
I'm good, my people, good, we out.
You feel me?
You see, great milk got better.
The best milk got better, do you know what I'm saying?
So I'm not a vacuum worker, you can work for me.
Anyway, regardless, I'm very self-aware.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Remember that monoxide or whatever that shit is?
But anyway, so I was like, okay,
so what would you be doing
if you hadn't created an unscapable,
embarrassing digital footprint?
You'd be an errand boy.
Yeah, you'd be like an errand boy,
I'd be a therapist or something. I don't have a good job. I was good in school. I had a scholarship in college
I just decided to go this path. So it's a broad to Arizona State, Texas. No, it's a UTA, UTA Army.
Anyway, so and to me I'm like okay because I'm of course educated, aware, well-read, articulate, etc, etc, etc
I had to get something that was in tune with your roots
So I will chat will not know what this is, but you I think you'll know what this is
It's a tiger bum or some shit
Tell me this you are never
You got in the back story, this is fire. I don't know what this is but I see if you know
You don't know what this is
So this is what so if you if I order uber eats in Vietnam or order anything like groceries or something like that
This is what the drivers and delivery guys wear
Chill chill you look great in it. You look great
But I have been sleeping with this bullshit. Put the jacket on
Fucking grab Jackie
That's what I said grab like look is got the Vietnam flag on it like this is I
imported this you got my shit at Builder there okay that's a chain I
imported this and you know tariffs and customs the state of the world right now
you know I'm saying like this in the US but I did it I got authentic that was
really warm there's real sweat on this some work I think might pour into you
work about what I've seen the gaming segments to you're saying all right
I told you I told you what happened it smells like shit through smells like fucking shit
You send a picture of it to that? No, I didn't know what that is
That doesn't know what that is
He was there when door, and there's no door to ask no grab. I don't know what the crap is
Now you're a spoiled brat. I thought you're gonna give me hair clay. I have hair clay too. It's not for you though
I got this for Alex, but it's borrowed out. I will get you. Where is Alex? Where is Alex?
Where is he going? He's going an hour and a half. It's history. I'm going to be an elite.
I'm going to have one monitor you or really NMS. I don't watch you. I just talk shit with
NMS. You're a dick writer, bro. Then there's how many people are in here right now? Then
we're all dick writers. Then all because hating as a collective is so I used to hate by
myself. And then I found people to hate with. That's because when you're a
tasteful hater, when you hate on things that deserve to be hate on, it's hard to
find your people because motherfuckers are sheep. So you're saying everybody
watches me hate someone? No, no. But there's times when you deserve to be hated on
and the mass, you know, collective understands that time. The feel of
NMS to understand when you deserve or rightfully need to be hated on is
Excuse it. No, my cat knows when to keep me and that my chat keeps me humble. I agree
But it does more than that. They'll all die for me. They'll all die for me
Just like you would
I would die for NMS
Unless you made a poll and chat was like, yeah, you gotta take this one
What is that
Larbury is like you're roping your role playing as I mean I mean I
Mean you can ask you see you got people like I have a decade with me
You got you can say one thing about me. I'm gonna be myself in every room
When there's corporate whereas with talent with the homies
Like I'm me. So I don't want to hear that larping word again. Anyway, um
You take dick for me
What you would take dick for NMS first off on no I put one on okay when I actually am omitting I'm putting the fifth answer in that I
Can't do that right now. It's Ramadan. I can't
Oh man, oh man. What did you eat today?
Nothing, but I did post here alone. Why one thing I want to show you
So if it wasn't Ramadan you would take dick for me. I'm not doing these non-romadon hypotheticals
Okay
Wait, where is I got one father
You'd also be way taller if I was your blood dad. I everybody knows this if anybody doesn't know bad
Like specifically reached out to me. He wrote me a handwritten letter that was sealed. You feel me
Not true, bro. It was real ink in a feather and said I've lost my son. I've done all I can please
He passed the torch, he passed the torch to me.
I talked to my father yesterday, man.
Yeah.
I talked to my father yesterday.
He said, the power in the house is out.
The power line got stolen, crashed into me, and it broke.
I was like, damn, we know if I can do anything.
What do you mean, let me know if I can do anything?
You have to ask, go get a generator.
Where's the creativity?
Why are you in your drawers, man?
I was like, what's going on with you, bud?
I thought you were up here, I was supposed to have a son.
Why are you in your drawers, man?
So I'm so excited for your college tour I know that is an incredible idea yo you
could do the craziest thing just pants and right now it's roundabout and fast oh
my god bro say we're lying
no yo bro I go yo bro you got a fucking boner or some
I'm spying on you!
No!
This is massive!
What the...
Oh, nah.
I'm just gonna say bye, bro.
So, you came here with a fucking broader?
You just said he saw me up here.
I saw him when I was 7 and I was 7 and I was 5.
I've been here for a couple of weeks.
I know, bro.
Are you going to Miami?
I'm going to Miami.
What are you in Miami?
I'm gonna be in Miami from the 23rd to the 25th
and then again from the 29th to the 3rd.
Oh, I'm gonna be there.
Wait, 23rd of the 25th and then 29th?
Yeah.
Oh, god.
What day are you going to be there?
25th to 27th.
25th, and then you get through that.
Might have to barrel it out, guys.
Y'all party?
Fuck it.
Y'all party?
Moose?
Tell that to all the guys.
Like, we're back in 2024.
If that goes, I'll go.
Oh.
OK.
Wait, what am I 100?
100 gifted.
I'm going to get you.
I need my 100 gifted.
Don't worry. I mean my hundred get it. I'm a hundred get it. I'm a hundred get it, bro
What's this bro
What is this I give a time
Yeah, they had 6 a.m. You're 20 my calm
I actually have been safe home without I missed that tick tock being filmed
It's especially frustrating because I hate watch that earlier segment than miss that SMH
Please DM me when cinema like that is on for the future reference. Thank you
It's a lot all of you have a great day like bro. You're for you're fucking 35 with a family
It's not a family of I if I say they're not if I don't claim them but regardless though
555 a.m. In NMS like every strike that I have I've earned like I've really we're closing in on three months
You're saying we might have used them for a hundred day anniversary
like it's I'm on a crazy grind with NMS I need an NMS cake you need to throw me
up and I need an NMS cake like a little party or something like that I need NMS
balloons or something for having one of the greatest hundred day runs you know
I'm saying into this community listen they're saying if they were like put
out of here now you don't deserve that like yeah like I things that I want I
I want an NMS cake, maybe an NMS t-shirt also.
I get all my Lord from chat, I'm straight from that with you.
I know I'll have my OSES day.
I want you to fly out Raph so I can spend time with him.
He can, I'll let you stay at my apartment
and I'll stay at my girls.
He can have my, my socks nice too.
Just got a new spot.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I'll pay it all for the gear, like everything you can,
I just, you gotta bring Raph out here.
Those are my three demands.
little chop man that's okay that's the creator of OSDS that's literally the creator of OSDS
not too much on Big Red that's really cool. And I had showed you this when we were at the club
that I didn't know that YBG was OSDS and I DM'd him before I ever met you
Like I didn't know that there was the weenie running around here I'm saying like I had no idea who you were type shit
Well, I'd have to tell me a little bit, but um, why did you what which which could you see them?
It was it was it maybe check can help me. It was probably other Charlie Kirk one
The Charlie Kirk dying September that was more recent than that. I thought
He had a clip of him like no he was going off. He was going all I think so. Yeah
It was probably that one. It's probably that one on September 11th at 9 23 p.m
I DMed him and said you tough as fuck inshallah more success to you. He said Alhamdulillah
Like can they see this if I yeah
Like I didn't know I didn't I had no I wasn't in there mess you feel me
I just seen as it was a video clip. I just seen this little muffler going off
Speaking clearly and I'm seeing his words properly saying some real shit, and I was like who the fuck is this you tough
No, I just didn't I don't do I don't ever do that. I'm not saying I'm like
I was destined this is like
Acting yesterday, I don't know if that was real what I watched yesterday
What do you mean?
Yes.
Guapo was really, that was real max effort.
That's real, bro.
That's real.
Maybe we got to get in the lab.
That's real.
We got to ban certain words.
The word vibe has to be banned.
Like, tell me, she's like, oh, what type of vibe?
Any vibe.
Like, that's shit.
I was, oh, mind you, I'm sitting there.
I'm waiting.
I was extra easily adjustable because I
was waiting to break fast.
It was about 6.15, 6 o'clock, you know what I'm
saying?
And I broke fast at 7.02.
So the last hour of me being hungry,
I'm watching that bullshit and I'm getting tight and I'm laying there with my girl and I'm laughing and she's looking at me like
And we have a little bit of an age gap. You know I'm saying like she closer to you than she is to me
What
I will be an immature idiot laughing at that bullshit watching now imagine
I wouldn't have paid you this fucking age gap, bro, because I was afraid I might have to check you.
What? You wouldn't check me if you worked for Nike, y'all. You don't have that card.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Okay, you wouldn't check me if you worked at the bank. Take a seat.
I'm gonna spin you around this bitch.
You're not spinning shit around.
Okay, yep.
You're not spinning shit around, bro.
You're not doing shit, bro.
Not in the room that I pay rent for.
No, no. Fuck no.
What?
How old is the age gap, bro?
So you're 38, how old is she?
I don't like this topic.
No!
I didn't even pursue her.
She pursued me.
That doesn't matter if a fucking 15 year old
persued me!
Whoa!
If a 15 year old persued me,
I wouldn't walk in her out of town.
And I'm like, yo, no, no, no, no!
It's what the fuck?
It's not that.
And we were introduced to each other by her family.
So, if you feel me, chill out.
We not on that.
You met her!
I did meet her!
I did!
That was the first time meeting her, right?
Yeah, it was.
First time meeting her, bro.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I mean, it's fine, bro.
My parents have a nine-year, nine and a half.
Damn!
It ain't nine.
It's kind of close.
But it ain't nine.
My parents have a nine-year age gap, bro.
Like, bad was low key life.
He was on that.
He was on that, bro!
That's how people tell it, but like they cannot say that like my kids can't be like oh dad
You have I think we have like a six or seven year age gap or something like that
She's like oh you were on that amount. No mom was on me
Mom was on me. Do you know I'm saying so bad was probably doing this thing. No, but bad. I'm not siblings, right?
No, you're a only child. Yeah, and he had you later
You're an accident
He thought he was gonna have to live his life without you and then we're like just free
Just a free man, him in the love of his life, and then he gets you and you make this digital footprint.
You better order that generator. You better make sure the house has power. You better get an Airbnb.
That man was about to leave. He could see the yellow brick road, and you came in this bitch and caused this type of havoc.
Please stay in school. I can cause him stress at that old of a time.
If I stayed in school, I would still be in school right now with no money in my bank account,
and I wouldn't be able to find the back.
You could have found a way to do both.
I was doing both.
I better be a doctor!
So you couldn't have been a doctor in school now all of a sudden you'd be moving the goalpost
You'd be moving the goalpost if I didn't put a hundred percent of this
I would be I will be like nowhere near where I'm at right now. You were in school
Maybott whatever
Is Ramadan so I'm giving you grace. I'm giving you like four passes already
I'm trying not to spin you on fast
Okay, I'm trying to set a good example right now. I pray fadgers
I'm pumped up already. I had hey back in buys. I haven't hit the gym in like three months
Okay, like ten pounds lighter than when you first met me. That's exactly why I would put you in a handle
I would be a three of you. No, if we somehow cloned you three of you. I would be a three of you
No, we that with ease. I would beat one
I'm conscious then use his arms to beat the other two of you
I've been getting right everywhere I call a teammate from every college high school
I've been to tell you I mean we see your college photos or you look like you were shoved in a fucking toilet
Yes, we're at least that's because they made me be 240 you've never you've never showed up somewhere
I showed up at 217 is a yeah, you're not gonna keep the scholarship. You're not weighing in 238
What do you think I'm gonna have weights in my pockets?
I was eating six peanut bar and jellies after three course meals like you don't understand how miserable that shit is
Yeah, because I yeah
I was a little chubby, but it my mouthpiece is taking me everywhere. I'm going guess what guess what bro me you
You had to work with the body and get fat first all shirt me
It was my very high
I already have a scholarship
I already have they said lose my intelligence you the clips that I've seen don't emulate intelligence your digital footprint
This is a lady late. This is em u l a t e the this this hit this this weenie right here
Not a single piece of your digital footprint
Screens oh my god this intellectual this philosopher this leader of our generation. No
No, you're one of the sheep that somehow made it out.
What are you talking about, bro?
You're just saying shit.
I know.
One of the sheep that made it out, I've never been a sheep, bro.
I've been a fucking, I had my own path.
There's multiple paths.
I've seen one path.
I took that path.
I walked it till I got here today.
Night back.
Fucking mansion.
Showering.
House for my parents.
Morgan, I'm gonna buy another house for back in Vietnam.
Stop playing with me.
What?
Yep, yep, yep.
Showering.
Talk that flop.
You feel me, don't you?
You feel me?
Not even doing your thing.
You've been doing your thing.
No, that was a great W counter.
W, I have to give credit or credit to W counter.
You haven't been a sheep.
You haven't, because nobody has ever embarrassed themselves
like how you have.
Nobody's algorithm had less shape.
It's not as bad as we did in the algorithm.
I understand the algorithm.
Just give it a day.
Yeah, no, I can't fault you on TikTok
because you know, you know,
the Zionists got TikToks.
So, I mean, they fucking the whole algorithm up.
So I can't even punch you on the head.
I mean, maybe you kiss something?
Oh, I mean, you'd lose me.
You'd lose me.
You'd go kiss that.
You'd lose me.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm out of it.
That's the only way that I end up out of NMS.
Three ways.
You do some shit to the guy who you made a song with did.
You do some shit with some underage or unconsensual
shit, or you kiss the wall.
Those are the three ways that you lose me.
That's settling your soul, bro.
Never.
OK, I'm just checking.
I will never sell my soul.
You're talking that shit, Larry.
I'm just making sure.
I will never sell my soul.
You're just making sure.
I'm just making sure.
They said toes, but you aren't from you know, I'm from you're from one of the places that had American soldiers running for the hills
You're saying you're from a country that literally shit on America as a super power. Exactly
Texas oh, oh don't claim that it's better for me to be like I'm from Vietnam for me they were
Committing war crimes dumping napalm on y'all and that was smoking in boys got motherfuckers
The PTSD to this day can't walk in certain brassy nose without shaking me
This is tough. I'm South Vietnamese, so we fought with the Americans and then yeah that had to leave that's when my mom
I hear as a refugee
Yeah, so so I mean bro. I'm still Vietnamese like I'm still also
Vietnamese, but it was the North vets that
So it was half of the country
Beyond the South Vietnam they got down wrong bro by the communist
North Vietnamese, but I'm not fucking so what's it going on so what's going on now
So what is it one now or is it still north and south?
One another country was similar like this not this place in the like like north and south Sudan
They have something similar where they're like it's one country, but now it's one. It's one. It's one because yeah
um korea's yet larger view bro that's why most people that are vietnamese
here are south yet because all the south yet fled to america when the
war was happening and the north were in there holding shit down clapping so
it was not yet i i'd go i'd be chilling if you'd be embarrassing yourself in
another different language no i'd probably be like a pop star if i grew
in Vietnam. Like, bro, there's really a story line where back when the war never happened
and bad birthed me out in Vietnam, I'd be a pop star singer.
So you were born here?
I was born here, yeah.
How soon from when he moved here were you born here?
Uh, he moved, um, I don't know, to be honest.
Figure it out. Why do you be, oh my god, do you just like farm clips of yourself
and then watch them when you go to sleep? Call your father and ask him questions about
his life.
The thing is about like-
No, I do ask him this is why you know this is why this is the thing about immigrant parents, bro
They don't they are very enclosed for life. I mean I'm on this
That's very closed off like he doesn't really if there was one person in the world
We only talk about his past if it's a lesson taught for me, but he'll never be like, yo
This is how I grew up you got money now if there's one person that could open them up a little bit
It's his multimillionaire son
No, you just don't max out the sun wall first before you start farming tick tocks on yourself. This is embarrassing
This is why it bleeds into OSTS. This is why you know this I'm listening to me
This is why you can arc e are buying MDMWs and not taking care of their parents like they should
Financially, but what about emotionally there's multiple tactics
emotionally call him and ask him get the Lord before I have to
Come back with the belt the original belt and I wouldn't spoon it's just gonna be bad for you
Yo, bro watch your mouth. Yeah, watch your fucking. Yeah, I thought I have deep talks with my parents
But even like my mom like I'll try to ask my mom a question. How old were they when they immigrated here?
They were old. I honestly don't know. I don't know because it's like major
I asked them I asked them tone. Why are you standing up because you got me hot, bro?
I just it's also like you I'm seeing you and realizing in real time that you're a bad son and your hair
Hair
Not a bad son I take it on my parents every single day
I don't believe that I do not believe it. Yes, I do I don't believe every day not every day
Listen listen don't I'm my mom's across the country, but listen don't your text your mom every day every single day
Every single day, but it's different though. My mom had me at 19
Well, I'm yet 19 and she raised me single mom. So when your parent has you that young you grow up together
So it's a different dynamic. I can't fold you on that
I mean, I've been taking my mom,
we talk about football sometimes.
I don't say, hey, I love you.
How are you?
Did I give her my salams?
And then we talk about football.
Hey, do you see this in free agency?
Do you say this?
Like, so it's different.
You don't have that same overlap
because your parents are older
and mom is first generation,
but she's not an immigrant.
Jeremy's saying so, and they're Puerto Ricans.
So it is very, it's colonized by America.
So it's a, it's a-
Yeah, well, well, yeah.
My parents out there,
we don't really have too much incontinence
because they're way older.
Yeah.
wants to die on a farm in Vietnam today yeah what I don't know what to talk
about what my what bad what animals do you want on this farm what do you see
this is that this is the same pain that I'm feeling when I'm watching Guapo say
I just catching a vibe just that any vibe you're saying this is anything what
am I supposed to talk about it's not about your interest it's not about
finding the overlap for what you want to talk to bad about I do do that
I want to talk about like I do do that
Whoa, what white no, I'm not how men's
Helmens
No, I'm not bro. No, I'm not to fix that shit. No, I'm not fix that. I just retweet whatever the fuck he says y'all
They're all dick right now. I'm not acting white, bro. I take my pants
How does how do you say that NMS checks you when they need to and now they're dick writing the movie the goalpost
It's exhausting.
No, it's exhausting.
Yo, what about you?
You're a good-ass talker, bro.
And honestly, you're probably a great-ass manipulator, too,
bro.
Whoa.
Fucking manipulating.
Well, you're actually talented.
No, bro, you're a manipulator.
It's for people that can't properly deliver.
Check my resume.
That's not true, bro.
It's actually the complete opposite.
OK.
Not deflecting, not deflecting.
It's OK, though, because my thing is, you are,
I might have to put you number one with taking
criticism and then the turnaround for you applying hold on I heard about that
for you the turnaround for you applying constructing criticism is incredible
what are you talking about like no I take criticism and I take criticism
actually. Oh, boss called for what? No. This is my man, destroy his manager. That's my
guy. He's the he's actually the one that gave me the jacket to give to you. That's
from him. Really? Yeah, he talks with you. He's, um, how am I forgetting? He is, I
forgive what Asian he is. He's also Asian and he said he's so happy to see a creator.
Pop like you have
That's what I was thinking. I wanted to introduce y'all. We just met with Alex and we're just talking about some other shit
Yeah, what are who what are what brain are those? I don't know, bro. Yeah, don't put those on me game
Those are ass
You pulled up to a party with with some bullshit on it. You're talking about these classes are actually
I mean I pulled up with them the veteran you buy Valenciaga when Demna left you buy what I don't buy
Who's Demna creative event? Mm-hmm. Where's he at right now?
Paris Gucci
Let's see someone was created right through Gucci. Stop. Oh, I don't give a fuck
Stop. You don't have the same time on grill design dude. Don't you know what I'm going to do. You have a stylist
You have a stylist? What?
Yes, you do. You have that GQ cover gas suit. Don't do that
Don't do that. You don't know how many yo-ji pieces do you have? How many pieces do you have?
How many is he?
I go to a store and I go to a store and buy shit in retail. That's bad. Stop going to a store.
I like shit. No.
I shop on ground.
You have no idea.
I shop on ground. I shop wherever I can.
No damn.
I buy good clothes that I think would look good.
You buy overpriced clothes.
You don't know who's Yogi Yamamoto. You don't know who these people are.
You know why three you don't know the origin
So those of you got some bullshit on
Because I'm cool in cool. It doesn't matter
matter, bro, we walk into a fucking spot and
We compare each other, bro. They can't see you. You're the same height as Torah
I'm talking everybody in that bitch. I saw feel everybody looking at me, and I'm chilling
I had what I had cardboard pants on yeah
She was asked for what's she was asked
even if I walk in that bitch in a white
beater my girls a tank I'm not in there
for a target any part of a grown man my
girl asked me to come out as me to come
all right I'm gonna pop out for an hour
and watch our graders
you in there you in there
what you're doing that's what you're
Bro.
It's okay.
I like that y'all are in the same spaces.
Hold on, you seen that I sent you,
you seen that I sent you that, that tweet?
You seen that I sent you that tweet?
Which one?
Yes, bro, no, I don't care who you're saying.
Okay, I don't know.
Let's do it.
Second, the, oh, Sakura and Jason
own followed each other.
And then what'd you say to me?
Oh, we followed each other.
And then you texted me, you were like, oh no,
you just sent me the tweet.
You never followed each other.
I just need to go straight to the source sometimes.
I know, let me in my bag.
Oh shit, I'm sweating.
The side of me is all filled up.
You going to the houses?
Oh my God, bro, you got me hot, man.
Holy shit.
Oh God, I gotta start reading books, bro,
because dude, I just need to talk better, bro.
Like, dead ass, man.
He can't be yogi.
There's no way, bro.
No, it's not.
He's old, bro.
Fuck, he's fucking old.
He's old piece of fucking garbage, man.
Well, how are you standing up?
Cause why are you dull?
I can't stand up.
I didn't wanna do it.
I didn't initiate things getting physical.
You, bro, listen, bro, we went to the party.
We're having a good time.
It was a great night, bro.
Yeah, we should do it again.
Yeah, we should, bro.
What's the next one?
I don't know, they always,
but they're always,
she be with them all the time.
They're being telefunctions, but.
Monday night party, bro.
My on my party phase?
Nah, I can't, bro.
No.
Nah.
I'm done, that was my last dance,
like Wapo said at my last dance.
But that wasn't even like a,
I don't even, I mean, I guess it was a party, but.
Yeah.
2021, should I go to EDC?
No.
Heron.
Miami's, and you do Miami and EDC,
you're like clearly begging for help from your therapist.
Which, by the way, I'm really proud of.
Wait, what do you mean begging for help?
It's like, oh...
I mean, I go to parties and I go to a club or something.
Bro, I feel like everybody thinks, oh, he's trying to get a girl, he's trying to crack some shit tonight.
No, I'm trying to just make friends, like, genuinely.
Yeah, typically you don't do that at places where the music is blaring and you can't really talk or get to know somebody.
That's what I'm doing is talking.
You couldn't barely hear it, Taurus.
Yes, I can't hear that. I already know it. I just hit the little...
So what friends did you make?
I caught it with my fan. She's a creator.
But you already friends with her? Like y'all follow each other?
Yeah. Okay, so you didn't make a friend?
Well, I wasn't really friends with her. We just like...
But y'all followed each other?
Yeah, yeah. So I caught it with her. And then he's random people.
Just random people, bro. Obviously.
You didn't get anybody's news number? You didn't leave that with somebody's news number?
Like, oh yeah, we're going da-da-da!
Yeah, I did. I did.
Oh, so you did leave the number?
Not a number, I don't give my number up.
IG.
So you follow new people?
Yeah.
OK.
What's wrong with that?
No, I'm just going to go to recent follow
where I have a paid subscription and see who
your most recent followers are so I can just.
Yeah, people already have that, bro.
And then they send it to me privately in messages
and be like, yo, why are you following this person?
Why are you doing this, dude?
Like, I hope they're not NMS.
No, bro.
It's just like the fucking weirdos, man.
He knows, bro, like I'm grown-ass and I can do whatever I want, bro.
I'm not even gonna...
facts.
About to go to New York.
Have a good time out there, bro.
I'm going on the news.
Four.
The island shrinks.
You ever heard of Good Day New York? It's like a Timo Good Good Morning America.
But it's still Timo.
Not Timo, nah, let me chill, bro, because I'm grown-
Well, the first one, Timo is a multi-billion-dollar entity.
That's, bro.
You feel me? So, it's like...
Still on the news, though.
Trust me, I'm gonna sit there with my hands there, and I'm gonna be getting interviewed and I'll make sure
And your stylist is gonna put something on for you to wear
Shut the fuck up, bro
Okay
What the fuck is that?
I'm gonna look in my closet and see the pieces I have
You don't have any Yoji
I don't have any Yoji Yoji, bro
I don't have any Yoji Yoji Yoji Yoji Yoji
It's Yoji Itadori
Can you go to your grill real quick?
Let me get the log into your grill
Let me get the log out, I won't buy anything
Just let me favorite some shit
Let's pull it. Thank you. Well, I haven't been on ground in a while, bro
It's okay
I was in top 1% most you've the app told me after the year round you know, Spotify has a yearly wrapped I
I
Have a log in bro. I haven't been in so long bro to be honest with you
but
But you say you shot ground, but then you pull up with no swag every single day
So I don't really know
Do you know who Madalix is? I don't I don't care. Yeah, do y'all know who Madalix is
I know who gear you know gear mo is. Do you know who this chattanova matalix is?
What do you all think about matalix? What do you all think about a leak? Elix is cool.
Like me when you say I pull up bummy like yeah no I for sure pull up bummy. These are my girl's
sweatpants. This is a unique low white tee. Do you know what I'm saying? And then these
shits are cooked but I have them in every color right? The Matthew Williams nike collab.
like some bullshit you know what i'm saying but it's like you wear crocs
no i don't i saw you wear crocs that are a size nine and they were too big for you
the mission right here is some bullshit it's us bro get my fucking own house bro
i wore crocs one time and went up slippers in the house but y'all be spamming like you own
monogram you own monogram leviton bro no i don't that's silky
I'm not I'll fuck with the green screen king. I'm not slander and silky
Hold on pull up grilled real quick when is when is why would you get in here cuz this is the longest thing I've had
I'm you know, I'm missing chat. I'm missing chat
I feel really I feel like it gets one interact with you, but it's fun to read chat
I
Don't speed I don't speak they'd be honking because I'm going too slow because I'm reading and chatting typing
He said 30 minutes an hour ago
well
bro, oh, yes, I mean
And oh, I forgot okay have an nms cake for my hundred-day anniversary. I
forget what the second thing was
And the third thing was raft and in the fourth thing I'm not flying out rap for you, bro
And in the foot you and in the fourth thing you only have to pay for the flight. That's all you have to pay for
I'm how you're not I'm gonna put it up. I'm not paying for rafts flight. So what what are you gonna do with that?
Are you like that is irrelevant? That's
Listen just know that we're gonna need the maybach for a couple days and rap is coming
You're gonna be ready to meet them maybe back for a couple days. I guess I'm just gonna hand you the
Like, who do you think you will look but look maybe we could split the flight?
Okay, so the fire
Book in a month in advance was like 300 bucks. Yeah, you spend that on air one daily
Actually not true. Okay
Wait, can we think he didn't answer you? He didn't answer bro. I thought you were the leader of this shit
There is no leader, bro. It's a family. This is a family
No leader.
That's what you have to say when you have no juice.
That's what you have to say when you're the president.
There's no leader, bro.
You know, YBG I met when I was a little baby boy back in Arlington.
So where's YBG at?
YBG, he's at the OSDS.
I think they're filming a video.
Wait, but he lives in Texas?
He lives in Florida right now.
He moved from Texas to Florida?
No, moved from New York to Florida.
No, but like I met him on Discord.
Oh, oh.
I met everybody on this court that wrath me. No, no my discord. I'm a graph on
Discord met YBG on discord may you and they were all in your discord. Yeah, and then arky on discord
I see that you get through my mod
Who was a fool's friends with you geek? I?
Hope you take care of that mod. He changed his life. Oh, no
He was some fisk you should know he left his ass. I don't know what he's doing about that modest
I'm on it. I'm on the line. Can I get my?
No, I can't you're gonna use it. No, what that's not my character. You're gonna be use mom
I could suspend you every day, and I don't any
Play wise enough to you. Why can't we do a poll?
Bro because we like it we do a poll because look no, bro. Obviously, they're gonna say yes
What do you mean? Obviously, oh
Do they keep you in check or are they dick writers you have?
Good boy
Yeah. Yeah. Are you out, bro? Leave the house, man. I got somebody else to meet you. Yeah.
I'm on the way. I'm on the way, bro. What's going on? What's going on, bro? What's going
on? Yo, you know, on September 11th, I DM'd you before I ever met Jason or knew what
the mess was. Okay then what happened? I DM'd you on September 11th I had seen a video of
you going done hard you were like saying fuck some of this some of this and I said you tough
as fuck inshallah more success to you and you said Alhamdulillah on September 11th.
What do you like?
Why do you like me?
I can't say I love you, but always the God.
You feel me?
It's just like you say Ola, when you see somebody, you feel me?
That's sort of why they say Ola.
Like you never speak to me?
What do you say like me?
Yo, Alhamdulillah, Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
What I mean, that's the beginning of al-Fatiha the Quran that's how you start
a piece of not a bit no that's good that's really good wait why did you
hear much culture culture between New York not no nowhere
Yeah, I'll let him know the lives of Catholics and Baptists
Yeah, John left
Your ride
That was your ride here
Wait, where are you from?
We don't say the new it's just Jersey gang me too
Where are you from in Jersey though?
Mmm, that's soft. That's the trenches
That's the new work is the trenches and you were from a brother's but I'll live everywhere in Jersey
Wait, you said Brunswick new Brunswick who Brunswick that that's soft
For a new ball, but I'm older though game before God gentrified
of course not what the fuck is it South Brunswick is all it's not really is all
Indian no shade to the South Asians I'm just saying you grew up in South Brunswick
what war did you live in a Newark war war no no I'm just knowing cuz you did
not grow up in Newark anybody who grew up in Newark is gonna scream their
award because that's really the trenches in every word you really if you're from
South Brunswick he's oh my god he's sweet as a lollipop oh it's candy land
now I'm on your dick don't get spun don't get spun YBG I fuck with you rock
to a great start
Yeah, are you in the car?
Alright bro, I'll see you soon.
Alright bro.
Alright, I'm going to let you do your thing.
I'm just in my head bro.
Now or when he comes.
Why don't we do a group segment and then I'll slide after why would he come.
We'll save it.
We'll save it, you know what I'm saying.
That way I can hop back into chat.
We'll leave it in here.
Are you going to be in here with him?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so then I'll come.
You know what I'm saying?
He's here. How long is it going to take to get here? 20 minutes? 30 minutes?
Five, 20 minutes.
Okay. I'm trying to be out of here 15 minutes after he comes.
Boy, what are you in rush for?
So I can have a dapped stream, your stream and then our creators. So I can enjoy my
day.
That's actually sounds like a very like a lead day.
I did my corporate calls this morning. I just had a meeting, you know, saying been
up early, got woke up, got my six a.m. tweet off an MMS like, you know, two days
He's left a fasting, you know what I'm saying?
Oh damn, congrats bro.
Appreciate you, appreciate you.
I'm almost done.
Almost, almost, almost Eid.
That's actually very hard, bro.
Like, actually props to everybody
that participate in Ramadan.
Mm-hmm, yep.
It's not the, no drinking and no eating is easy though.
It's controlling your anger, your tongue,
all that type of stuff that's like.
Controlling your anger?
You don't make me angry.
Spinning you around is just a physical release.
It's like not, you can't make me angry.
You're a weenie.
I literally kick yes, I came and I feel like I have the closest you make to me
It's saying you have some bullshit on and I got on good dem. No, that's
You got a little angry you got a little angry you got a little angry. No, I got a little angry
He are actually more angry than that is him saying oh
When I'm really from that like when him saying oh
Like no, you know, I'm saying that should give me more tight then everything else, but um, all right boys
You don't usher me out. I just
Just take one
Oh my god, the whole shit is the ones
I
Just a soldier of NMS
This is the test that you get is the test if you get smarter now, it's only you it's only you
Okay, stop looking at it though
I learned when you shake someone's hand you gotta be standing up
Dude yanking it though.
Nah, I'm gonna yank it in the sweat bag.
Alright, I'm gonna see you when my twin get here.
Alright, bro.
You're a twin.
Ah, what a fucking guy, man.
What a guy, bro.
What? I should have asked him what a dad is doing today.
Bro, Moona is a fucking character, right? What the fuck?
Well, he's live?
Jason, why he mean it's fucking hilarious.
Tariyami Party Deeper.
Getting a new dirt bike today.
ten minutes is ybd a
yo sasquil yo Jason can you be a proud Terry I got I got you I got you sasquil sasquil
sasquil sasquil sasquil wait I got to get my 100 gifted from lacy yo John
I'm gonna go get my 100 get the real quick chat.
Yo, yo, I'm gonna, why are y'all saying W. Tyloo?
Is Tyloo in the check?
Hey Tyloo, what Tyloo, what did Tyloo say?
He typed?
Tyloo, Tyloo James?
Hey JJ, I miss you.
Yo, Tyloo, miss you too, bro.
I'm about to be in New York, but you're in Atlanta now.
Wait, you're in New York?
I'm about to be in New York literally tomorrow.
Yo, go IRL, I'm about to give myself
a hundred gifts, to be honest.
We out to New York, run it back, go, what's the move?
What's the move?
Clubbing in New York.
He was really, he really was watching.
Oh my God.
He really was watching.
Yeah, this was his fit at the club.
You wanna see me tomorrow?
Yeah, yeah, but I land tomorrow.
I land like a night tomorrow.
Yo, what's the bus? Yo, yo, he really was in that party
One of one bro often fits yet he did has had a horrible fit on bro like
Like, like, that's good.
Maybe this one for you.
Let's go get these Hunters, bro. Let's get a free W stamp for Lacey.
W fucking Lacey in the chat, man.
W Lacey.
I also got a gift for a YBG that I give for YBG when he pulls over, so remind me to give it to him.
This is his gift.
I got you five, no, no, no, thank you for five, bro.
I need that hundred though.
No, I know, I'm gonna get you, but it's gonna be a hundred.
Tapcups?
Uh, tapcups.
What's that?
Yeah.
You just got a chain that's Gucci.
No, wait, that's cool.
Yeah.
You need a pendant?
Yeah.
You have one?
I do actually have one.
An extra one I can buy?
It doesn't come off my chain.
How much for the whole chain?
That S?
I don't wear it.
How much you buying for?
I'm buying for 11.
But I'll give you 7,100 cash.
Like I'll give you a lot of 7,100 cash right now.
Let's do it.
Can I see it?
Yeah, go on.
Wait, Hunter, get this first!
Oh my god!
I told you to bring it to cloning!
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did!
Dude, just update the payment message!
You actually get a deal.
Actually, a good deal.
Is it actually, or are you fucking...
I bought it in Japan for 11.11.
Is Japan exclusive too?
Um, I mean, I've never seen anyone wear it.
I'm gonna see it.
I don't know what's your body though.
I gotta see it.
Pull up, pull up, pull up.
Is it like crazy big?
It's not big, it's not big, but it's not small.
See payment now processed.
What?
Trust me, I'ma get you, I'ma get you, I'ma get you, I'ma get you.
Alright, fine, I trust you.
I'ma get you, bro.
I know you would never scam me, bro.
Wait, when do you, when do you start that shit today?
What?
Right up.
Wappas on the floor right now.
Did ass?
Yep.
Holy shit, are you gonna do it yourself?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, you shouldn't do it yourself.
What do you mean?
I'm not a fucking nurse or somebody.
You don't want to stick your so-
No, assistant, let me take an alcohol,
I'm sure I did a bunch of research.
Alcohol, white, white stomach, squeeze right here, bang.
Sure, that's kind of scapey, right?
Oh my God, you have PEP-2?
No, that's PEP-C, like, before I drink alcohol,
I'd take what it means.
Oh.
Yes.
Let me see if it's my body.
Yeah, no, that's bulky
Try those I don't know. That's my body J. Come on, bro. I'll strike you a deal, man
Take that one in
Chad, that looks good, right? I
I
Know that shit looks good the whole chat is saying W's
That's why it was expensive. Why does it look like it's like off-center a little bit because you have to center it. I
Don't know J. Well, bro. It looks good. Look there's four. There's like one two. There's mad diamonds in this one
Oh
Now this right here this pendant right here. No, you're not getting this pen in the triple triple pen it but that's much
Yeah, that's much. I don't know dude. This is not my body. Okay. Okay. Okay. What about this one? This one? That's chrome
Yeah, that's a fucking movie face chain
Made an arts and crafts school
You have no other chrome
No, that's the only thing I got to get a pen did so you don't want that one, bro
That dad ass looks good on you man. Okay. How about this five five cake?
How much you actually buy for like that has bought it for 11 in Japan?
Show me this chain for $11,000. I want to know
What what is this chain called?
What the fuck fire sale 5k, I mean I don't wear it at all like
chrome hearts chrome chrome hearts chain
see they're saying it's a T new special the Baylash chain no no no
say it's called the Baylash no it's not called the ballish bro chrome hearts
Change that's just like a filler word that oh, yes, man
feel oh wait
Wait, what hey, there's no way I'm dead as what this food nice did I get fleece?
Are you dead ass there's no no this one has no diamonds though
Shader saying it's Bayley's no bro. No diamonds diamonds diamonds
My shit has diamonds, bro. Bye. Oh
look at this shit
35,000 that is not the same one. Okay. Um, you got to find the chain
Where I'm walking a lot as Bayley's dude. That's Bayley's that's
Look, look, look, this alone is sick exactly same pendant. Um, I'm pretty
pretty sure but that mine has more diamonds like this one pre-owned is that
it um I don't know bro I don't know the one beside it oh here here here 6.5 k
but this one has no diamonds so you know I'm saying this is coming through
Yeah, so you said 5k fuck yeah, fuck
What you mean?
Expensive change
It's dolla in there. Oh
Oh my god, he's got a- yo, did he just lock his-
Bro, the ocean is out of place, though.
Ewww!
There's dead ass flies outside this room!
Ewww!
Whoa!
Bro, take out the fucking trash when you were animal!
Who is this?
Is this Ron?
This is it, is it wrong?
Is it wrong?
Bro, how hard is it to take the trash down?
Say you swear to God.
Is this real money?
Say you swear to God.
This should actually look tough on your mind, Troy.
That's three.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not Baylash, bruh, dude, it's not Baylash money.
It's not Baylash money.
Damn, bro.
That's money straight from the table.
Damn, bruh.
That's money straight from the table.
See?
Wait, is this...
Is this...
Is this by this money?
Is that Baylash money?
I'm positive it's my shirt and these God. I just got that you lucky truck of deal
I don't wear that at all. So I'll give you the homie discount super. I'm not going to appreciate that bro. Thank you
Yeah, it's not me lashes chrome come on my body that's a cry. I got chrome on my body
That is a little bad good double chain or no double
Okay, Michael, I do you actually know where I'm taking such it over the wood
What?
Oh shit.
We got this weak ass thousand dollar channel
that's throwing us in the fucking trash.
Yep.
Uh, where's it at?
It should be like a little thing.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, where would you get this one from?
Chrome Vegas.
No slime infestation going on now.
Thank you.
Yeah, that is actually disgusting right outside the wall.
Yeah, I know, dude.
Damn.
Look at all Braun's fucking air wand bags.
She's piled up.
Yeah.
I don't know.
How hard is it to fuck?
Dude, this is why.
Because there's just fucking rice.
I know no cap on the right. I'm gonna be honest. It might be my watermelon from last night, too
Bro, yes, that's exactly what it is. But this is raised by what's wrong to air one. I don't know
Who's there oh
My god, you really better start
Yo AJ, what's good, bro? Oh
What up, bro?
Wait, can I show the process or not? I have no content
Can I come out of the room?
Yes, bro. Feel free, bro.
Mi casa su casa.
Oh my God, wait.
I don't know what to use.
Great. We can show this.
No, no, I'm sure.
I don't think so.
It's literally just like...
I don't need to say anything.
Can I show the process?
No, I'm not trying to promote that, brother.
Okay, no worries.
I'm not trying to show it.
Yeah, yeah. Why are you putting a watch on third of the segment?
Why the fuck do you have so much money?
Because we made money.
I did it to you.
Oh, yeah.
You want one of those?
What?
You don't need one of those.
I just sold an 11,000-dollar chain for $5,000.
Yeah, what is it, bro?
Why do you rock and have one?
Siri, tax-ricky banks got a Chrome Chain exclusive 101 from Japan for 15K. Let me
know.
What the fuck? You still in contact with R.B.?
Huh?
Well, no, but that...
Oh, it's a crow birch.
I can sell this bitch for $5.3, I just wanna be cool.
Why would you, bro? You piece of shit!
You're gonna do that to me?
I'm gonna drop you out of the house.
Yeah, go away.
Yeah, well...
Oh, my God, he's gonna resell my chain to R.B., man.
Holy shit.
These real diamonds?
Yes, bro.
Yes, this is real diamonds.
It's not Baylatch, dude.
It's not...
Bro, I bought this in Japan.
It's not Bailash, dude.
It's not Bailash, bro.
It's not Bailash, I'm good.
It's Black Diamonds?
I don't know what type of diamonds it is, but that has $11,000.
So, what are you doing?
Looks like cocaine, dude.
I mean, I'd rather sell it to a friend. I was never gonna sell it. That's the thing.
I'm not gonna sell it in order. I better see where that change is.
Okay. Honestly, actually, if you know what I'm saying, I think that it's like a little
like, um, little, uh, Easter egg. The thing is, like me, I wear like the skinny subliminal
Jewelry yeah, you I feel like you pop with some
No, no, no, no, no ballast has multiple meanings. It's just a filler word that you can create or this is a baby
Like right here this ball this is ballast this was $40, but this right there is ballast
No, it's not ballast. No, no
It's just like half-bolish.
That's like half-bolish.
This? No, this is full non-bolish.
Damn, bro.
Holy shit!
Oh, my fucking god.
This is dead-assers.
This is dead-assers life suffering.
Oh, you supposed to go with no food in there?
No, no, no. You could do it every morning.
Oh, my kind. Look at this.
Well that's not water. That's just bacteria.
What is this?
That's red.
Yeah.
You're my fucking guy.
So you have a mixed thing.
I gotta put like some of this into that.
But I don't know how much.
I've never done this before.
I usually have something.
So me and him, we're not to check.
Please don't care if I get asked.
Please.
I've never done this by the way.
Ever.
I have somebody to do it for me.
But you wanted it quick.
So we're not to figure it out.
That's buck water.
It's not baylake.
It's like bacteria static water or something.
It's Benzo, Benzo, alcohol, damn, wait, Jesus, what is it, alcohol, no, I'm gonna get drunk?
No, that's backwater, as your regression was coming, like bacteria will knock the water out.
Chad, don't do this, alright, stay natty, but, you know, like, see, I think you're about to get fucking yoked, bro.
And I think I know what exactly is gonna happen, you're gonna get yoked, you're gonna pass Ron,
Ron because Ron is not gonna go to the gym and he's gonna stay fat fuck and then Ron's gonna get on it
And if you pass me, I'm hoping on everything
I'm working every day two times a day every day two times a day. No, he's not
Morning night. Hey, you have fun walking to where you gonna go while we drive this shit, bro. No promote this
Proceed, have fun walking to it when we've got a drive.
There's something wrong with you, gang.
Oh, man.
Well, shoot, bro, let's...
Let me know when y'all are about to do it so I can leave,
because I know you don't want to, you know.
Oh, shit.
Look at it, bro.
You better get an haircut.
I'm getting an haircut after.
That's how you feelin'?
All right, researchers.
In today's educational and totally hypothetical demo,
we're walking you through how researchers typically
re-constru...
Yo.
So, first things first, bro, you should wash your hands.
Wait, wait.
Oh, did you...
It should be fine, actually.
It should be fine.
It's
All right, I'm gonna let y'all do this
I'll come back see how you feel bro. Okay. I'm gonna be gone by the time you're back. Oh, okay. Oh, oh yeah flight right now
What am I about to do why did you got a pillow you want to hang?
You started your business today?
Oh, no, I'm not doing this shit without my first one.
So I'm gonna do it tonight.
So it's my last dance, bro.
Everybody dead ass doing it, yo.
Who's gonna bother me?
On everyone, man.
Everybody dead ass on this shit.
Everyone is on this shit.
Everyone.
Everyone, bro.
Stop promoting it. I'm not gonna do it. Me and Marlon, we stay in Nadi, bro.
Like imagine, imagine we get the same, we both get six-pack ass, but I get to say I'm Nadi.
That's a flex, bro.
That's a fucking flex.
Listen, do you, bro?
I'm proud of you, man.
I'm promoting you?
I'm not promoting you unless I fucking do it.
Why?
I'm going to the kitchen sink.
Holy fuck.
It's disgusting.
I'm out of your other life.
You're talking about it?
Brother, brother, I can't talk about a subject without promoting it.
What are you talking about, man?
stop yo one thing we need to do in 2026 is stop trying to be my man at the front, please
oh my fuck
no it's like ass
oh my god
ew
oh my fucking god
ew
No!
Look!
It's not like this.
I don't know who the fuck you live here.
Yes, I live here, but bro,
that is fucking god damn.
Holy fucking shit.
Actual filth.
When was that lacy and silky cooking stream classic bro, and what do I look like cleaning
other people's messes bro like
We used to have cleaners that come in every three days and we all got shit no more bro
We all got our personal cleaners, but who's going to pay for the kitchen cleaners?
Nobody, Barry.
I'm always crying about something. I'm not crying, but I'm just saying how it is.
That's the little thing that just how it is.
Holy fuck, what a hyphen.
What?
What was that?
Did I stop you like three different times from posting some shit?
Play for real?
During the party.
Who was it?
Oh, me?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I got mad footage.
Oh, you got all of these footage.
Yeah.
Look.
Let me see.
Hold on.
You know what?
So wait what ended up having happening with Wapo he was like made it a mission that he needed
a oh he got his girl took by Cap Capri damn I don't think Capri like 18 year old tiktok
tough. Yeah, it happens. Bro, Roppel's like literally six. He got a good attributes. What's he doing?
He's six-two. He's six-two. On red, uh, fucking losing my weight, bro. Speaking of, bro, Lacey's doing that shit right now, man.
For real? That ass. Why don't they just go to the gym? Why don't they just go to the natural? What do you think of this?
Take that out on any model for it.
New toy.
Mandra.
Mandra XEI.
So this is what you've been doing.
Wake up to reality, Jake.
This is what you've been doing, bro.
I went to Anime Expo in Arizona,
and I got a bunch of shit for like 200.
I got this.
You're such a US, just chase on me.
Like a month or two ago, I finished it.
Yo.
What the fuck?
This guy's just been bingeing anime.
Invincible, the first 3XR out.
I know, I was watching it on a Stairmaster today.
Do you want to do it for Patreon,
We actually just do it for invincible in the boys because I'm down. I'm down
But how many times we said we're down? I know but we never had like okay. This is what we're gonna watch
We're gonna watch
Invincible and the boys on patreon
Yeah, but it's coming out the last season is coming out like so we should watch the last season
Yeah, we watch all of invincible on patreon and all the boys
I'm gonna watch up to the season three for a voice. Oh, you gotta watch the last season
You have time? No, you have like three weeks.
But I'm just saying.
You can watch it on the playtime?
Yeah, just watch it on the seramaster.
And then we could literally do Invincible and the boys together.
Because those are two guaranteed things that we're going to watch and people will fuck with before.
Okay, back, back, back.
You want to speak to her?
Yeah, actually.
What are you going to do today?
I'm about to go get a bike.
A new bike that I've really been wanting to get for a while.
for a while.
You need to start riding bikes,
but I actually care for your life.
I don't take them on the street, though.
And I don't ride recklessly or put myself.
I know a big part of it is how other people drive,
but I don't, I'm not like Wildland.
I know I care for you, man.
We all care for you in the fact that you're
risking your life.
I'm not, you have three cars, bro.
You have three cars, a gop car.
I gotta keys to your gop car, by the way.
I don't know why.
You decide you want to go on a dirt bike
to air one instead, though.
Like seriously, like if you're a big driver,
you die.
I want you to die.
I appreciate the concern, but I will die.
I'm different though.
I wanna see my Carapacea figure.
Check it out.
I'm running bro.
You're actually running out of toys,
like shelves to put these toys on.
No, I was gonna A, Z and I got all these for like 250 bro.
They're tough, but where are you putting these?
Those bottom two shelves I probably gotta build them out.
but I don't know.
Oh, also I got this too, look.
You know we're out of this crib soon, right?
Yeah, soon, I'm almost out of here.
Uh, yeah.
Look, I could be obito.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, I'm laying, I got one more.
I got it.
Where's my bag?
You're fucking 35.
With so many damn toys.
No, that isn't an article, it's lovely.
Like, how do your sponsors not get their eggs?
Look at this, look at this.
What, because I have passions,
Hobbies are things that I like
This is tough bro
That's it on bro. This is my not money money. Oh, yeah
What's this watch this watch this watch this
Fuck I forgot about throwing a bullshit up. I don't know. I know the fireball just ready
Is that it?
Yeah.
But, but, when he told me he was doing like this.
I got the Akatsuki one, bro.
But you did like for fun?
Or you got like a costume party coming up?
We, we were going to the expo and I was like,
you know, Gili, should we just wear some shit to the expo?
So I got this to bring to the expo and I got that.
Because I seen it there and it was calm.
And then I got this too.
Like a robe.
What do you know about this?
Oh my God.
That one's fire.
I've seen you in the Bobby Schmurtz episode.
Right?
It makes the sound effect.
How much was this?
Typically in the box it was not 50,
but I paid 11.50 IRL.
11.50?
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's actually not worth it.
Saw some of the other ones.
This is fire though, it's like animated.
Bro, it's cool.
It has it on the mode where it goes up.
Like if you run out, right?
You could reload it manually.
This kind of came off.
I can just do this.
Yeah, I'll switch here.
Already broken?
I'm fine.
Whatever.
So now you can pack a punch hit, and then it goes from 20 shots to 40.
It makes a sound effect.
Slash damage.
See?
Now you got to reload it.
See you're out.
Put it back in.
Oh.
Now you're back.
Some comps here, right?
Let's check a deal.
Oh, you want one? You want this?
Oh, you got cash? Are you real or what?
What do you need that cash?
Check a deal, bro. 500 bucks.
Where the fuck did you get that cash?
I made a deal with Lacey. I sold some chrome hearts.
For real?
Wait, okay, so I have my
What the fuck?
Oh shit, what are we doing?
Oh shit, hold on
Let's go, I need to get in
How you living, bro?
Wow
Welcome back in
Hey, what's up, Gilly?
How you doing, bro?
How you living, bro?
Oh, I'm back.
Oh, hey.
How's it going?
It's Sabaton.
Yeah, bro.
He's looking for new members, bro.
Well, we spent a month together, guys.
We did.
Let's move in together, guys.
I've seen YBG, and every day he did.
Say W Airlines.
W Airlines?
Must have lost, bro.
It's still W Airlines?
You think?
I mean, I feel like we've gotten better.
Right?
Yeah.
We're moving in the right direction, bro.
We're not moving the wrong one.
That's all that matters.
So that's all.
We're not moving the wrong one.
You might need an haircut today, bro.
Nah, I don't need an haircut today.
You really are a catcher.
You don't play Storm.
No, they're putting me in an ARP edit.
They're putting me in an ARP edit, bro.
Dude, they're putting me in an RDC's good at MAGA's, bro.
Bro, you don't play Storm?
No, I don't.
Fix your hand out like you're grabbing a Kunai knife, bro.
Oh, this.
Yeah.
There you go.
Can I get my hands like this?
Yeah, yes, though.
There was one a casky member who was about
He pleased me because I bought the chain in Japan for 11,000 I sold a pop because I don't wear it all what chain
Micro hearts. Oh, yeah, it was like a chunky one. I mean you got five bands for you. Don't want to know more. Yeah, okay
I
Get some of that cash off you I need
I'll send you bread for them. I'm gonna go buy this bike. Come on. So much. I have like 35 here
I need like five more the bikes 8,500. Okay. This guy's fucking liar. Oh, no
Right here
Damn, he breathed!
Oh, man, bro!
Man, man!
No, no, I'm not talking about his dick, bro.
I'm talking about his debate.
I thought you said a picture of his dick.
No, I'm talking about his bank account.
Yo, what are you talking about, man?
Wait, what's yours, Al?
Uh-oh.
Here you go.
But I'm gonna get a Starklark.
It's so tough.
uh what's it called? You gotta update my contact name bro. Yeah, I gotta take those
letters out. This is straight five. And my transaction limit is dead-ass five
thousand there. Oh my. Bet. Cuz now I'd have to go to the bank.
We're gonna have a little money. And Loki, Loki, Loki, we're owed this from saving him, but whatever.
Woo!
They're looking. Come on bro, I'm not.
Yeah, so now I don't have to sell up at the bank
Okay, so what's your guys plan you're here now for
Oh, that's lit. We gotta do shit.
Bro, let's get lit. I was gonna call out the guys. Come on.
We already did that. We already did that.
We don't do that club much.
Bro, that wasn't there.
We had our last dance.
Yeah.
Oh, my God. I wasn't there. That's not fair.
We're about on here like last night of the time you're here.
You're not here.
What?
I'm here for you, bro.
We could pop out of YBG.
Oh, I'll say my hollocks.
Alex. I got you.
Alex, bro, let's pop out, bro.
Hey, now we got FOMO.
Bro, we gonna get right, bro.
We got FOMO.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Tomorrow.
tomorrow. Okay. So, when are you back? Tonight, bro. Let's go
later. Come on, bro. We can go down on Wednesday. Not, bro.
Crazy. Tonight? We can get on the Wednesday. Not only
just come on, bro, we can get on the Monday. You're God damn
kind. But we're gonna have, look at, we just made a
transaction of mom. Losing this, though, for the, for the
bike, for the content. Yeah, you're the same. I'm not like
going to dropping this on like some clothes or some
shit. I don't wanna go to the club around the Wednesday
Hey mate, come on y'all.
Not hella long, I'll be honest.
I don't know, that's just not economically viable,
you see what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll be back on a Wednesday, like brother,
who's out on a Wednesday?
Oh, you see, that's the thing,
you will never know until you try.
Wait, is it fake money, Jason?
What, no, it's real.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Okay, but, cause I said, no, I think it's real.
Lacey gave it to me, so unless Lacey gave me
fake money, that's real.
Yeah, I don't see motion picture anywhere on this.
That's probably Lacey's phone.
Yeah.
That's what he said you say you want to see the bike again
So I'm gonna get this and I'm gonna sell my sure-on anyway, it's all I'm getting you on this
They're normally like 10 to 12 off the lot. This is 85
83 85 because he bought it didn't want it so I'm gonna go get it right now. I bet
I'm gonna go trick-by-bitch. Yeah. All right. See ya. Yeah. Hey, I don't see you. Yes, sir
I'm coming to say hi to y'all.
Hey, yeah, nah, oh, shit.
I always out here when it happens.
Damn, bro, you see Lacey need to get a little redder?
Oh, redder?
That's just a method, bro.
Niggas don't even be cutting no more.
They just do redder.
Oh, god.
They don't even need to cut no more.
They just do redder, bro.
It's like crazy, bro.
We the only nanny ones left, bro.
You an nanny?
Yeah, I'm nanny.
OK, good, bro.
To me, I was real.
You don't need to hop on a set.
I think, naturally, you just, like, are fit.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, this guy needs genetics,
Rangayana, one out of every three boys is a warrior.
One out of every three?
One out of every three, they're against a warrior.
So you're the one out of three?
Yeah, I hit the jackpot, bro.
Damn.
Me personally, like, if I didn't work out,
I'd look like a little slurred.
Oh my god, you did look like a little slurred, bro.
Yeah, I'd be a fucking dude.
Bro, you like that one kid?
Bro, the kid back in school, I used to bully.
Homecoming, bro, took your girl, bro.
That's just not right.
Oh, my butt's dead, too.
My fucking butt's dead, too, bro.
It's not true.
What you do today, bro? Oh my god today
We got check for lay just me and the guys
Also, I picked some weed
Yeah, it's up. Oh, we should hot box. Why you want to do drugs and party with me?
Let's have brunch
Wait, you did it
He putt faked it really you putt fake it look at look at him
I mean once you once you do you can't go back
And your fucking veins might just start exploding right after you
You're very much to explore your whole body might just malfunction
Bro, bro.
I like these stuff.
I'll put it right here.
But we got this for five, bro.
He just got that matching price, bro.
He's got that matching price.
Depreciated zero.
For prints.
They're going to print.
Whoa, bro.
You lied.
I love it.
OK, so look at the bottom.
No, we can use this needle.
Oh, yeah.
Don't put the dose of the needle, bro.
And just take the shit.
I was supposed to get a smaller noodle?
I didn't have it on the noodle. That's just so good.
Yeah, I see it is fuel!
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
Wait, don't you put red on your ass?
Oh, what's that?
I thought you put red on your boo-boo.
No, you got to put it on your boo-boo for special effects.
Oh my God.
What actually?
Wait, can you overdose on reddit?
Bro, you're about to trust Blopwood to be your fucking nurse?
I'm not a mad search center, bro.
Yeah, so I fucking kill you
Let me
bro come on bro
wait wait stop
why are you mocking my shit
i was just like i hate you bro
i was just like i hate you
you don't go to the gym bro
i just started going to the gym
i'm so lucky you're doing it
i can move to the next
yo you got good words bro
i don't have good words oh my
oh my
that's good
that's actually good
No, I'm gonna lose, bro. I weigh way more than you.
We don't want to say height though.
But I weigh way more than you. I weigh like no 60.
I'm no 50.
I think that would fit.
I'm no more 50.
I got my head back. Where you going?
I'm going to go to the CTS.
Get a smaller one.
Oh, you get munchies after red up?
No, dumbass.
I thought that was getting sex.
What do you guys have for Wednesday?
He has five minutes cash now
Apparently that was gonna buy a bike, but he needed five K exactly so we just do a little switch a room
Because I was gonna put it in the bank anyways
So now it all worked out
This shit is nice. Nice. That's it. It's nice. That's it nice. It fits you more than me
I feel like I'm a smaller frame than you so I feel like the subliminal
jewelry is better than smaller you want to show me what happened
What's it on now?
No, about a 6'7 chain.
It doesn't look too good.
It's all over.
That's it.
That joke got us.
That's what he bet investors like NFTs.
Let me see.
Everybody got chrome now, bro.
Who's wearing chrome?
Holy cow.
That's a great joke, bro.
Wait.
Do we wear chrome on a plane?
What chain is this?
That's Tima chain.
Wait.
Is that real chrome?
It's about the penis.
It's about the penis, bro.
I don't like how you got these all to my chain, bro.
It's just like, it's just a lesson.
I
Yeah hydration
I brought both John Snow. I swear to God. I don't want to I know what my breath stick
Bro, I gotta get from you already
it turned green? You made my fucking camera go?
Oh my god.
Bro, yo, I'm gonna have to have to work or what?
Alright.
Just stay over there and I'll get your gift.
Oh my god.
Sit down.
Oh my god, oh my god, he's about to come out fucking naked with a ribbon on his head.
How'd you know?
Oh!
You know what?
Sit, sit, sit.
Oh.
Oh, go, go, go.
It's my shirt?
Yeah, yeah.
I thought you were going to be the gift you know you're my boy yeah you know I mean
You bit my boy for a long time I left my day ones back in Ireland's above my date
You're also my one of my day ones. They did one like I was like a three day. That was the three
I'm gonna get you something that you love last time you're in LA you love this shit
You love this shit
So I'm gonna get you
You want to get tricked out of it?
I'm going to get tricked out of this.
I have to demean myself.
That's a radically way to get tricked out of it.
You didn't like to have it free!
You want to get tricked out, I need you.
And if I do that, I'm going to get tricked out of it.
But all I have to do is just demean my manhood.
I'm either one of these thousands of viewers that you have.
You did it last time for free.
This is the ritual, bro.
This is the ritual.
This is what I have to do to make it?
This is what you have to do.
This is what you have to do, man.
I have to suck on this and put it in my mouth
and I throw it in the stuff like that.
This is the ritual.
OK.
You really want me to do this, man?
If you want to get tricked out.
You want me to do this?
If you want to get tricked out.
All right, bro.
All right.
I want to get tricked out, bro.
I want to get tricked out.
Yeah, nah.
I'm going to go do it, bro.
I can't.
I was going to stop you.
I gave you cold feet.
Nah, nah, nah.
I gave you cold feet.
Nah, you're going to keep going.
I was going to stop.
I swear I swear I swear to God.
I swear to God I was.
I mean I feel like you was really just trying to put me in a ditty situation.
No.
I felt like I would get in a truck.
And honestly I was never going to trick you out.
Never.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I just said that so you could come.
So let me say this as a guest coming on your stream.
I'm just for further guests that also want to come on your stream.
I'm just giving them a heads up on what my experience was.
You texted me, you said you were going to trick me up.
I came, you were so...
And then you said put it on God and I didn't respond.
Okay, well, so we were in my next sex.
No, I didn't interview, I said, I didn't follow a message
but I completely ignored the poll on God.
I came, I was excited, he said, my breath sank.
Okay, and then we sat down and he tried to make me do
a humiliation ritual to make it.
Future guests at Jason LeLine, just watch out.
Just watch out for any movements like this.
Is that what we doing, bro?
No, no, no, no, bro, because...
Because no, I feel trapped right now.
That's a pretty good experience, I feel like.
I don't.
And we are already downstairs, as you want to take it.
You say you're promoting Reddit?
I'm not promoting Reddit, bro.
You basically didn't add for it.
You said, bodybuilders are on this.
Streamers are on this.
You're doing an ad for it.
No, no, I said everybody's doing it,
and it's making me second guess my nanny self.
Should I do it?
Is it the thoughts that's fucking my whole feed
is peptides, bro?
What the fuck?
I can't escape it.
And then now my friends are doing it, bro.
Fuck, bro.
What do I do, bro?
You need to focus on your hair realistically.
One more bleach, one more bleach,
and it's falling down.
I have black hair now.
One more bleach and it's falling down.
Since you're with you.
Since you.
My hair is healthy.
You are, yo, what?
My hair is healthy, but one more bleach.
Look at my hair, it looks good.
You think bleaching your hair is a good idea.
You're gonna have to restart eventually, bro.
You're dumb, bro.
You remember the last time you started, bro?
Those are crazy times.
What's the last time I restarted?
Bro, there was a Selena thing.
Yeah.
that bro you were bald I'm not gonna restart cuz I look good now I look good
people what's your hair fall down it's not gonna fall out from there staying
black but you got balls in that it's not you get your you get your ball
jeans from your mom's side
was this good
I don't want to do that bro because I'm your man's bro. I don't want to do that at all bro
You know I got straight love nothing, but love you bro
I came up to get it, bro
Yeah, I don't know why the F
Throwing a glue sticks in the ceiling. Yeah
Oh
I'm gonna trip to Hawaii bro, but they said they needed a two-man partner. So what what you mean?
I was on this one girl on Instagram. She was like yo you want to go to Hawaii?
I was like yeah, I'm down and she was like yeah, but you gotta bring up friend for a two-man partner
She he got the Asia though. I was like what? Oh no one Asian. They is Jason. She's like that's cool
So pulling up
Oh, who is this girl? Who is this girl?
Who is this girl?
I don't even remember
How about what would you have done yesterday?
What would you have done, bruh?
If I were who?
If you were in that room, were you watching?
Yeah, I know. I mean, well, y'all interrogated her, right?
Kinda, bro. I folded, bro, because I didn't want to press her too much.
And she just sat there, like...
Sat there and took it?
Not taken, but she was like, good. She just denied everything.
She was lying?
definitive proof besides a screenshot but then she said that that was a fake screenshot so
So she came back over
They do what?
race?
Jason Lee talked about it, it do what?
Like what? What do you mean it do what?
the fuck?
That's the Waffle Girl bro. Yeah, say y'all swear she streamed with Archie. See I'm gone. Yeah, yeah it's a tight.
WHAT?!
Oh my god.
Oh my God!
What the hell are you doing here tonight?
Yeah, I mean, you know affairs, bro.
Honestly, like, bro, it's just affairs.
Oh, come on, bro.
We already been compromised, though.
No, yeah.
Bro, I'm about to go to New York.
I'm very scared.
You're done.
You're done, bro.
The YDF got ties to out there, bro.
Bro, that first night, I'm not streaming, so I'm on.
You're going to do what?
I'm going to go to the club.
You're going to go to the club?
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm probably going to sleep.
Why?
So, I don't know, you said you was going to the club.
I don't know, what should I do on my first night in New York?
I don't know.
I don't got no friends out there, you know?
You should be out late with you.
You got some friends out there.
Don't do that.
You're right.
No, I'm not.
I'm tripping.
All that shit, man.
I'm gonna hit up Ty Lillian, though.
Oh, that's good.
Ooh, he's gonna be a clover in the home.
Yeah.
Boom.
You should, like, wait, Tismalon.
Tismalon.
Tismalon actually DM me on Discord and was like,
Yo, can I get 300 dollars?
Oh, that's good.
You should have given it to him, right?
He would have used it for a good reason.
Nah.
All right, bro.
Treat me out, bro.
All right, what should we do today, Chad?
And don't say it.
All right, come on, y'all.
Hey, what should we do today?
Come on.
What should we do?
Yo, this side is weird, bro.
What should we do?
This side is weird.
Something's saying, just vibe.
All right.
Trick out.
We already did that.
I already tricked you out, Aki.
I mean, it's like
I already tricked you out of the gang.
I know.
And where did that?
I didn't even want them to say that.
Where did your clothes that I bought you,
where did they go?
They're in my house, Jason.
You don't wear them anymore, bro.
It's hot in Florida, Jason.
Exactly.
But what, if I'm taking a trip, bro?
Yeah, I'll bring the Balenci.
Bro, this is, bro, this is mother,
this is mother, this is mother saying to me.
What are you all talking about?
Bro, bro.
Something is talking about to me, man.
Hey, I'll take one for the team, bro.
I volunteer to take one for the team.
I'm not on that time, man, bro.
How do I tell you, bro?
I'm not on that time.
When the camera's turned off, I'm just
saying some of y'all favorite streamers are different people.
That's all I'm saying.
What?
That's all I'm saying.
You haven't even seen me with the camera's turned off.
And now look, now he's going after our relationship.
That's what he's actually going after.
He's trying to say I don't know him that well.
He's trying to go after our relationship
to make me feel hurt.
Yeah, I do feel hurt.
I'm not going to let him know, though.
You haven't seen me with the camera's off.
Making you're saying that yeah, I was on my windows cameras off. I like the flight gas like the flight
It's the truth
What about you bro your love life
You've been on dating after shit, I'm no good bro good. I'm right now. I'm involuntarily so
a bit. Involuntarily? Involuntarily sell a bit. So like you just get no pussy. Well it's not, I'm not
voluntarily sell a bit you know. I'm not voluntarily. So involuntarily sell a bit. Involuntarily.
Currently in a state of involuntarily sell a bit. So why are they saying in sell a bit? Well in
voluntarily sell a bit. It does show a little thing but that's not what I don't associate with.
Oh
Bro moves where you at bro? Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to get moves
I don't know but this this yelp crib is a maze, bro
She needs bro
Like how soon I'm gonna say a super ever like bro April maybe but like far
Dude, I want to do I come over here. Yes. Yeah, I'm living like the base group. Yeah
Oh my god, I thought you were getting excited and happy.
I'm talking about LA, man.
Yeah.
Why would you need to see me?
LA in the face crib.
What?
No, bro.
This shit has got to be gone.
It's not in the face crib anymore.
Oh, you're right.
Like, last time you were here, Faze,
Summertime, Faze, Faze, Faze, Faze.
No, no, no, no, not anymore.
Bro, why do you make it in the face?
Soon, bro.
Soon, hopefully, hopefully.
Wow, bro.
You should get back to my life.
Something unethical.
I mean bro, I'm gonna tell you right now, we took a rainbed deal, yeah?
I get like headless money, I get like headless money!
No, we're not at that time.
We're in the water.
I just felt like you've been a terrible host to me and you feel you're unprepared and you're
It's not a thing. It's not it's not a thing. Can you put that time where Jason got turned into jump rope in a Twitter account for
Can't believe you didn't see that I don't do that. Don't do that bro. I'm not allowed lucky hungry
So I'm to the empty box and I bought you a bunch of different
There's this
I'm sorry. I missed. Oh, oh, oh, hold on. I'm sorry that you got. Can you eat that one out of the box? You can still eat it.
You know what I'm saying? You can eat it. Probably over like that. But you know, I just solved with a terrible host.
I literally got him a push popper. But it doesn't surprise him by the way. He doesn't even know his own father.
So like, I know my father very well actually. I know my dad, bro. You don't know your daddy.
I know, I know my dad. Right? Who said you don't know your daddy?
If you want to be the nigga ass, you gotta be his ass.
Alright?
He's like, oh, he's thinking the same.
Oh, you missed the spin segment.
You missed the spin segment.
See, I don't know the type of guy you are, bro.
You like to put others there to try and make him feel better about you.
You're a piece of shit to ask him, bro.
You're on the same page.
Whoa, what?
What is it?
You do the same shit.
I don't.
You always do that.
I don't.
Oh
I actually couldn't
Refute that anymore. I just I do things for Jason
Offstream off cam. Do you know I'm saying that better his life
Yeah
I just do it off love GP because that's just how I'm cut, that's what I'm cut from.
So I feel like that allows me if I do certain things and you accept it, that I'm allowed
to hold you to the maximum level of accountability.
That's the currency that I'm required to do.
I hate this.
This is the thing I'm not done.
You're showing real narcissistic personality traits by talking over him when he tried
to describe you.
Oh my God.
So to me, when I see certain things for them, because you know, you look at that word, narcissism,
I could spam retweet that for creators.
Over and over with all of them.
He's not epidemic amongst them.
So when I see one of them that's not, you feel me?
Like, I'll put a depth, a depth does not have that trait.
He does not have that trait.
No ego.
But he shows flashes of it sometimes, which is scary.
Because he's an only child.
Well, I'm not recently.
Oh my God.
Only child doesn't know how to socialize from exactly.
relationship you know wow really really bro you're gonna go there just I just
learned what YDF was
yeah that's a huge defense force
what are you talking about that shit is just I don't care because she is nothing to me
That means nothing.
Anybody who has ever something can never be nothing.
Damn!
Holy shit!
So he just reiterates that he can't have meaningful connections.
Oh my god!
Just trying to protect you because you've created an incredible community.
And then what are you talking about?
And you could sabotage it by being a little entitled piece of shit.
Oh my god!
How am I entitled?
Okay, I'm gonna sit down and listen.
All right, how am I entitled?
I didn't say, I say you so flashed something.
I didn't say that this was your core
or else I would never be in NMS at 5.55 in the morning.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I'll wake up, pray Fajer, pray Mosul, do you know what I'm saying?
And get in NMS.
I'm cut, that's rare.
That's rare, you know what I mean?
So it's like-
You know what I'm saying?
You're saying yes.
Yes, up in the morning.
Five in the morning.
He's on NMS though.
Yeah, and he's texting me, yo.
I missed out Jason in the shower first tracks and I tweeted and they say are you are you miss I got a reply from one
of the homies and they're nice. Are you sad they can miss that there's trap session? No
I'm sad that I missed an enormous opportunity to mock and demean him with my friends
That's who you should have brought in here and I'm asked when you're a tasteful hate after this earlier
I'm sorry to read you when you're a tasteful hater usually it's isolated
It's an isolating characteristic to have so when you find people that hate the same shit that you do
Especially in an abundance like this in a match group like this. It's you feel like you're paying flying an Everlane
You know I'm saying so right though. So like and then it wasn't obviously he made a fool of himself
You don't get he doesn't stoop as low as he did to get to his fame now because he's you know established
Last night's cinema show.
Huh?
Not even close.
So, him?
Says fucking you sucking on a lollipop
under the face of a-
He's trying to make you!
Hey, I didn't come up and-
I didn't come up and-
Make it here!
Make it!
He's trying to embarrass me now.
Did you make her do that?
No, I didn't make her do that.
I didn't make anyone do that.
Why does he have to go?
Get the back of the bank!
Let me do it!
Let me do the deal!
And now you're too good for that!
Now you're too good to go eat dog!
Are you doing this? Are you too good?
No, I don't gotta do that. I don't gotta do that, bro.
Bro, that's how you came up.
That's how I came up. I'm not gonna forget my roots.
I don't regret doing that.
But I don't need to do that anymore.
Facts.
You can't tell me you didn't do it, bro.
I still, I still will do
crazy shit like Brother Samson yesterday.
Brother, to me, that was funny.
But then I was watching the video and I'm like,
I'm like, yeah, I'm gay.
But that's okay, bro, because that's-
No.
That's not like pussy.
Huh?
I'm not ugly, I'm not gay.
What?
Look at me.
Are you gay?
What?
Do it, it's just like-
All right, go, go, go, go.
How about we can make another third step today, bro?
Yeah.
Who's we?
No, look at me.
Look at me.
I'm 40.
I'm 39.
All right, I'm gonna fuck out of it.
And the other rits.
All right, man.
That you wanna be behind the scenes,
bro, it's a rick.
I wanted to be with my friends right there,
and make fun of you.
I didn't want to be like, look, I'm not Moe Slender,
that's the best nook.
All right, that's Alito.
This is gotta be Moe Slender.
It's his job, he's paid to make you look good.
That's true.
They can't be Slender, but I would never do that,
like look like this, you know what I'm saying?
You ever see Zoolander?
Nope.
Oh, the Moggy?
Yes, the original Moggy.
There'll be Ben Stiller, what you call it.
even though Ben Stiller is a scientist.
But yeah, like, you know what I mean?
That is like, I'm not on that type of time, you know?
That's also an elite Will Ferrell role as we've got to.
Everybody should watch.
Come on, go.
That's what he inspired, though.
That's how we do it.
That inspired the effects.
You ever seen it?
What's it called?
Spider-Man.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Organic lens, bro.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
remember, you spider-man,
Get it. Get the fuck out of my way.
Get it. Get it. Get it.
I didn't see it.
You gotta watch it. You gotta watch it.
Whoa, that shit's gonna be a movie, bro.
Oh.
I don't, I don't like that.
He did it. He slapped it on his tongue.
He slapped it on it. I didn't want to say anything.
I'm hungry.
I didn't want to say anything.
I didn't want to say anything. You slapped me.
If you're hungry, he's fine with you.
Why don't you take your gist and get something to eat?
How are you losing your...
Bro, will you go after me?
Not at all.
He wouldn't tell you.
That's boys' thing.
What's he gonna do with the boys' thing?
He's trying to make it.
Bro, he's good.
Bro, if you ain't never been with your homies,
kissing, by all that shit, bro,
I don't ever psych my homies
if I'm after they something.
You, brother, they can't take anything.
Okay?
You've never heard of a friendship on virtue, bro?
You can do anything but a proof it sounds like you're not as open as you claim to be
It sounds like you built a community on being open and accepting and then all of a sudden it's like no
I'm not I
Said that
Burger
Hey, I'm accepting to this. Let's do this collab. Okay. We collab now. I'll be staying on homie for the same shit
But I can't go to my audience
I never sucked on a fucking lollipop after someone
The worst thing I did was probably
Called he's talking about straw manning. He's straw manning
I did back there that's so bad that's so
Every day there's really a massive like you know
Oh, I'd love to make that F-teen joke, but I don't know.
There is a giant hard drive of embarrassing moments
of yours, and I get them daily.
Like what, bro, besides like me eating wet bread
and maybe doing four poses, like that shit on the floor.
Oh, four poses, this is bad.
It's not even that crazy, bro.
What's gummy worm?
Oh, you get to a test.
Okay, okay, I, okay, so.
I was there for that.
Well, I think he's like,
I gagged on the gummy worm,
but I didn't do it on purpose.
That was genuine, I'm like, just,
Even worse, I would die with that. I wouldn't even say
I was trying to eat the whole
Homies you have a fucking group chat
That's not me.
That's just a lens flare.
Ew, bro.
It's not the flip I was asking for.
Man, died today?
Yeah, yeah, that was the clip.
Oh, here's the clip.
They did put the clip in view.
Oh.
Oh, God.
I was doing a challenge look you see the timer
I was making like five
Like 15
Yeah, but that that was good I was in college bro like
Just a little bit.
And if that was on a lot of it, you wouldn't do anything.
So, like, I don't know what we're talking about.
Hey, wait a minute, man.
Hey, hey, you better get your friend beat up.
No, I'm being sweet.
I don't want to read.
So, I don't want to read.
Whoa, he's talking crazy.
Wait, hey, hey, he's talking crazy.
He's talking crazy.
You better see how to read.
Listen, whenever I hope and show that nothing happens
between me and my man's, me and my bro.
Oh, but then, I see what he's doing.
But if something dies, I'm with whatever,
Whatever just know that whatever happens to be in him,
I'm gonna still have energy to handle you after.
I'm a fine, I'm a fine, I'm a fine.
So you say he would be his ass?
I'm not losing anybody in RCS.
That's crazy.
That's crap, bro.
I got YBG over here.
I got me, Yugi, Arki.
I got Arki being the fuck out of you.
That's it.
Me, Yugi, Arki.
Yugi.
No, you got Yugi.
No, no.
That's Yugi.
No, no, no.
How's that?
Tight is not the Israel event.
No, Yugi not.
You can build like you know, you got it. Yeah, it is Honduran heart. No
Okay
Mom's under and that's black. I'm pretty sure I think he's after a very like as in like he's black, but he's out of Honduran
All right, so my thing is like I got dad straight
I have two kids that I completely neglect.
So it's not about the height, weight, and all this other things.
Like, my brother can say, got that, and stick one.
Well, actually, there's grown men's strength, and there's also dad's strength, and those are multipliers.
And then there's the third tier of, fuck them kids strength.
Damn.
Do you know what I'm saying?
He's on tier two.
Now, he's on tier three. He said fuck his kids.
Fuck them kids. He had grown ass men. He had kids.
He thought, I was invited with him, so he left them.
No, you know, I'm not I'm on baby mama sending me clips of me doing Jason here
Like are you shitting me you groupie that all this like I'll be I'll be able to do that's why I just play our graders
Here's a club watch our great. Let's see. Oh, shit
I don't drink or smoke and it's wrong that I shouldn't even be doing there. Are you involuntarily so good or voluntarily?
I'm locked in. Okay. That's the answer. That's the answer. It's not
involuntarily sell a bit like
Involuntarily, involuntary is, like, you're not trying to do it.
And your need pops up.
That's an involuntary reaction.
It just happens.
You don't apply it to that.
So you're saying it's a, okay.
Like, guapo.
It's involuntary.
Yeah.
Involuntary.
Say the word.
Involuntary.
Don't yell, maybe.
Involuntary.
Bro.
Involuntarily.
Oh, there we go.
All right.
No.
He just checked you out.
No, Cece.
Don't gas me.
I'll make better.
So don't make it.
Like, you're from Jersey.
Number one
That's not like you the worst Jersey education is way better than Texas. Oh my god
This is a graduate from high school with a degree, right? Yeah, he was still had a bag of bricks in your head
I had a good education
I just pursued this in my IQ lowered a little bit because I was pursuing
What that's okay, bro, because I got my whole life to go back to school
I want to go back to school eventually
What you want to do and what you will do I'm not buying you can sell that
I will once I feel like good
Accomplished in this in in the right now. I'm going back. I'm going back to college
Why though because I'll go shit is crazy. Oh my elbow
Here's vascular though, yeah, but let me hear you. I think that backwards
All right, let's not marinate in the compliment
Anyway, oh my god
You're like the angel on his shoulder on the road, though.
No, but like, that's not,
that's not how he goes, that's how he did it.
So that's your fucking conscious talking right there.
He hasn't talked to you in a long time,
but John.
Oh my God, man.
Oh my God.
I've been on the floor,
how bad couldn't handle him anymore,
and then sought me out,
and passed the torch to me.
Sounds like Jason's oversteer,
can I put it, you know what I'm saying?
That happened?
No.
There's a look at me.
That happened?
No, no.
Why would I lie?
I have no, I haven't posted a thousand
I'm not backing that out on my own.
You just said Wulani!
For what?
You just said Wulani before he said he's.
I'm a leko, but you just ain't making it like, bro, come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Yeah.
Wait, I was saying something, though.
I was saying something too, bro.
I was saying something, too.
Oh, oh.
I'm going back to college to get my degree because my parents always wanted that.
So I'm going to do it.
Yeah, bro.
Perfect.
Like you learn about them first before you go get a piece of
I know about my parents like what's bad for a color
What what they don't like colors my parents don't know my parents never talked to me about colors, bro
My parents don't even know my favorite color
That's just an immigrant parent thing.
Right now, right now.
Are you, are you an only child?
No, I got siblings.
Okay, so one, this is about a content creator plus parents that are older, plus immigrant
parents, plus a freak of nature, a plus only child.
So he has four things that literally accelerate him to being a self-centered little intigo
brat.
Wow.
You feel me?
big-ass big-ass house just hit alone in it. I did not know
I was raised though. Yeah, I'm not the way I was raised
How are you raised with two loving parents?
Yeah
Struggle to come home every night
And you can even ask them. Hey, what do you like? What do you care about?
Wow
Are you posting like this? No
The gummy
Stop
They're like yo focus on school school school school like don't turn out like this person in the family turn out like this person
In the family it was like comparing it was a lot of contrasting. It was
I know the same combo every night. Yes. It was like did you do your homework? Oh, do you wish that sometimes your dad was just like
Jason, what's your favorite color? Yes
Damn
I understand I understand that several
Denominations like East and West African parents. I think are very similar to Asian parents. They're not going to what they feelings
They care about the they vote. You know, I feel like
If Jason had the same experience, he'd be Nigerian or something like that, you know what I mean by how their parents would be.
I see the picture of how Nigerian doesn't look right.
I'm gonna say how the parents would act and how they don't have depth with that.
But if you're an only child, you're a multi-millionaire.
I wasn't worried about...
Maybe you could use some of those resources to coerce your parents to talk about themselves or get out of their...
I wasn't worried about that shit bro. I was worried about making money quick because my parents are old. I'm seeing my parents are old.
What about now? What about now? Okay, you're not great for that. See you at Greece.
I got to make money quick and then that's what I did bro. Made money quick. I'm young. I'm blessed. So I provided for them. I got everything they needed. Everything they wanted bro. And now...
Instead of getting us to you and putting out that noise, call back.
Kill yourself!
That's all I'm saying!
Spear us for one night and call your dad!
What?
What? I'm not saying it!
I... I...
But that's the way I was raised, bro.
And that's the person that he raised me to be.
I don't talk about, like, what type of shit.
What? You know, it's good to break through your batteries
because, listen, Bob,
if you're not gonna do with your dad,
but who you're gonna do with him?
You're gonna just wreck my doing it.
8 years
I wish that I wish to die those barriers break down
Break down his was his favorite animal Wow what's the favorite color and I know
What birds what bird are you gonna ask me to make it?
I know the bird. It's like a
Okay, this is good
Okay, double check. And is your favorite animal a parakeet? So double check it.
I'm not a parakeet. I'm not a parakeet. Of course. About himself. I'm still on
bed. Ask him a third. So verify, you're asking his favorite color. You're verifying the
parakeet. And what's another thing you're gonna ask him? Maybe you can help?
Ask your dad.
So, fair color.
They were animal.
Do you love me?
No.
Or a death row meal.
If you could eat one last...
He's not going to bathe and be tongue for a minute.
He doesn't have a...
I'll tell you that often, often, often.
Last often.
I'll tell you that often. He's probably busy.
Okay. W, not using your death row content.
You should just get on that color.
Well, I'm gonna lie you should just give them a call with your dad to get personal because you know
Yeah, I wouldn't even understand. I speak to them to get at ease. Yeah, I know
But I'm just saying if it's off-screen, but you might as well tell that that one be one, bro
Come on, bro. I do. I actually called him yesterday
Break down those boundaries, bro
What? What about you?
All I know is your dad when we talk about money or what's gonna happen like what's happening
Well, I call him and we talk about like our daily lives
That's tough. Ask somebody to pass that shit, bro
I know a little bit of a pest.
He had some of his son.
You should have been a night with that nigga, bro.
He does?
In Vietnam?
No, there's just...
My dad got two loggers, too.
Oh, no, not biologically, but like, he raised...
What?
He raised like a white...
Like, there was this white kid on the street.
Wait.
White kid on the streets of Vietnam.
And he was alone by himself, this little kid.
My dad took him in, raised him.
but he didn't raise a mind how he raised me.
So he, that kid grew up to be a drug addict,
the Emily addict, and it's like,
he was always asking my dad for money
and my dad just disowned him,
which is why when he raised me,
he was super strict on me.
Is this for real?
I'm so serious.
I'm so serious this morning.
Like, okay, this is fire.
Yeah, yeah, so that's why he put instead,
like, yo, school, be successful,
be like this person, don't be like this person.
And then, yeah, and then I turned out,
To be the weenie.
No way you were open too.
No, he really got a practice run with a little white boy.
Yeah, he did.
But he didn't take care of that white kid as much as he took care of me.
But he still took care of him, like fed him, raised him.
He would tell him, like, do this, be like this.
But he wasn't super strict on that.
He lived with him? The white boy lived with him?
Yeah, so it's bad like a seafood
Oh
Bleach no, I seen invincible and blue-eyed samurai and bitch was fire invincible fire blue-eyed Samurai
Is a but it's just a way to check seem to say my Aaron Yeager
That is Aaron Yeager more.
What's Aaron Yeager?
Yeah bro, you read Aaron Yeager, sure.
Aaron Yeager. Who would I be?
Who would I be?
You'd be the beast type. You'd be the sun.
The lucky?
I couldn't be an archipelago?
There's a little black thing in the show.
An archipelago.
There's no English multiple curators.
How many curators are there?
It's like a fucking 50 or something.
And he picked Aaron Yeager.
The monkey for me the one monkey
Yeah, it's a giant monkey. It's literally like it's dinner Jim broke
No, Zeke bro. Yeah, bro. Zeke. Why they don't turn into a monkey, right?
Wait till you see this fucking monkey
It's just a big eight. It's a big eight. It's just a big eight. It's a big eight. How do you defend that?
Yeah
a lack of like dictions a lack of like what other word like could you use why'd you
I spam it I just want better for y'all like how bad did
sure yeah yeah
when you make that smug out of your face
yo check that out bro
we'll get in the live we'll get in the live
alright bro what are we doing man where's guapo
huh
you want to get tricked out
You want to get tripped out of the ring?
It's not saying you want to get tripped out of the ring.
You said you were going to do it.
I said I was going to do it, so learn from me.
Wait.
Oh, he needs to be jumped from.
Oh, wow, bro.
See, he's broken down the batteries of lying.
He's just being upfront with his...
He's got courage.
He's just burping off the push top.
The redhead, bro.
No, I'm not a redhead, bro.
Wait, why don't we go to the store to get snacks?
Reddit suppresses your diet, bro.
Oh, yeah, I heard Redify takes a little bit of foodie.
Stop.
So you order a whole plate.
That's literally Reddit, bro.
Isn't that right?
What thoughts on Reddit?
Oh, the peptide thing?
Yeah.
I mean, it's the same way that I feel about,
what's the shit that everybody be taking?
Yeah, it was epic.
It's like, hey, here's a pharmaceutical.
I'm not trying to be, it's just the reality.
Here's a pharmaceutical industry,
a shit that is consistently poisoned,
but was strictly here for financial benefit.
There's no tests or long-term results on this.
Let me put it in my body. Oh, it has these drastic results with no repercussions. It's really a litmus test
It's like hey, how dumb are people? Yeah, and I love Lacey. I actually love Lacey
I like I'll really genuinely fuck with him
And I love Drew too
No, no, I'm just thinking of like but it's really like
Bruh, do the and it's like you're cutting corners
You have any cutting corners when you have every accessible, you know source of bettering
He's rich as fuck.
You can get a trainer, you can get a dietitian.
You can't cut the corners on the work.
You can't.
I'm not allowed to.
Does Reddit give you the big head like Ozephic does?
The big head?
You keep a big head.
Your head is looking abnormally big because your body's like skinny, but you're not losing your face fat.
Like my head's like chubby?
Yeah, that happened to people that took Ozephic.
I don't know about Reddit though.
Not Reddit leaves you out.
Actually all the way?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's just the method, lookie.
You really got a peptide to your algorithm my algorithm is straight peptides
And I did recent a lot of research on it because I started considering it, but I'm saying that you've never seriously lifted
For a past like
Like
Like Olympic lips like I'm talking about lifting to the point where you see black spots in one throw up and that I'm doing cardio
and and explosive work. He does do a lot of stairmaster. That's okay that's what I'm trying to say like if he really got if he trains like an athlete. High intensity. If he trains not even high intensity because you can do high intensity bullshit. If he just had like like power cleaning and shit like that. I went to the
the diamond gym? Yeah, he did. That is it. The diamond gym is anti like that's like,
hey, throw out your little lumbar. Like that's, oh, they got to call you up, man.
In Jersey, you know me. I don't need to, I already, I spent 15 years lifting weights,
you know me on a reflectable level. I don't need to go to the diamond gym. You know what I mean?
Like it's good work, sure. You know what I mean? But it's whatever. Like I'm just saying,
if you actually invested in a trainer, you would be shredded. Like you'd be shredded and it
would improve your content and you got higher energy level maybe you wouldn't be
so at such a selfish little bd. Are you fucking out of your shit?
You're just fucking eating with this flex at the camera, bro.
Every time, this is what happens. Every time.
Bro, that trainer shit is cold, bro. It's cold.
I don't have a trainer, bro. I just get in there and push witty.
Who got that?
I get in there and push witty and then I got cardio at night and then, bro.
That trainer shit is cold, bro. You're good.
And it's not soaking you, it's being confident, bro.
What?
He was saying that you went, ah.
What's the matter?
If I don't wake up and I fucking like don't want to,
like look at myself in the mirror and don't flex,
then my confidence is low.
Because every day I start shooting.
That's what the first person in the chat, the Nody gang,
is calling me chop, bro.
It says my hair is flat or my hair is ugly today, bro.
Fix your hair.
So if I don't stroke my own confidence, who will, then?
Is he saying me?
No, I think he's talking about me.
How could I?
Both of y'all, bro.
Fucking.
I don't chat is I'm a nobody you don't read I'm not on shit
But but they run out place he passes wrong
For sure
It's cuz he's using Lacey as a bucket
Exactly, he's letting Lacey just absorb all the things dude all of your energy into persuading them not to do that
I told them that brothers don't do it
You know what it's got to do with people like that's art of war right there.
Sun Tzu, you know who you're talking about?
No, I'm not gonna hate it because there is no like real bad side effect yet.
You don't know that.
But there hasn't been research long enough to prove that it's safe.
All I'm saying is for one week, if you are really brothers like how you say it,
if it was my mans and I was living in the same house, I'm waking up when I go,
he consistently goes to the gym in the morning, I'm banging on that door.
I'm banging on a door code from somebody who's got it and I'm going in with a cup of water and I'm dragging his little badass to the gym.
It doesn't matter. How many times is something good happening for you?
A lot.
Like Jason don't like getting spun, but sometimes he needs to get spun.
He does. I feel like he got one coming up soon.
No, I don't know what's been me.
I would never let him gas me to getting spun unless you deserved it.
I put the float.
Never you deserve it.
If you don't trick on him, you're going to get, oh my god, you're going to get the launch.
Oh my god.
It's going to be a new, new restaurant.
Oh my god.
You're going to get spun.
And you go flying.
He's going to be thinking is up.
Like, are you on some serious?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm actually three minutes out.
What does that go do?
Get a smaller needle?
Yeah.
It's good.
Is that a burp?
Wait, you inject it?
Yes.
That comb looked good on you, bro.
Hey, but Lacey, bro, I'm telling you right now,
once you start, man, you can't go back, bro.
No, you can't, technically, but yeah, you can.
Petrives are half-life, so it actually
takes like one to two months for it
to get out of your system completely,
It's completely natural
Okay, but it's what you know, bro
So you're see
No, it's not. It can't be me. I will forever be Natty, bro. I'll never inject anything into my body.
Bro, let's start taking a train, bro. Fuck anything, bro. Let's start taking a train.
You look great after a week of listening to your sayings.
Okay, but like, bro, imagine if I was taking a fucking train, bro.
Yeah, you know what Gopo said? Why walk to your destination when you can drive?
Fuck, bro.
Oh my fucking god.
Holy shit, dude.
The giant pot and stirring it.
Like this, it's like just pouring different peptides.
You know how they made, you ever seen, um,
what is it, Powerpuff Girls?
Yes, we make sure it's nice.
Everything is connected to all that,
and I'll give you guys the peptides.
Alright, but keep this.
So, A.I. is crazy, right?
This guy actually did a big pop.
I actually didn't mean to talk to you.
Wow.
You know, you got done crazy in front of that dog too, bro.
But you got done crazy.
Bro, Jason, you got done crazy.
Can I show it to that real quick?
I don't care.
You're gonna show it to her.
There you are, Jack.
Breakups are ugly. You didn't have an ugly break-up. Yeah, a cordial respectful nice people. So you feel me?
Your life life training, bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I know I'm an idiot. No, no, no, no, I got my next session soon
Yeah, yeah, but my first my first session it was um, it was just me talking pretty much, but I think that's how it goes, right?
Mine's like 3565
No, but for but the first one I got the first one yes, yes, I'm just saying it shouldn't stay like that
Okay, so what are y'all about to do though?
No, John I'm just trying to make sure before I leave I'm gonna give him a back to the LA experience
Never never been
I wanted to end with him spending only $8 of dance on me and a Maybach like hey, look at my
Unattainable possession. Oh, I just showing me like it's like
What you mean what mom
Mom
That ass. Yeah, that's what we had. How long ago?
Seven months. Seven months. That's love.
We did have you working there for 30 days for free.
So, yes, that was a warm compensation, you know what I mean?
But also, overcompensation.
Yeah, type two bang on. Yeah, how you look at it, I guess.
But you said that you were going to trick on him.
You didn't say you were going to trick on me today.
And that's sort of, you said he learned a few things.
But I did, he's like, I mean, old truth, you know.
I'm holding the camera like this and y'all
Yeah we were like that
We were all gonna bounce it, but you get jealous now, right?
Not that funny
I'm just kidding
You're a slut
I just realized it's like, you're easy
John, what do you mean I'm easy
You're easy, I didn't know he was easy
Like you didn't get jealous?
He gives it up pretty easily
John, John gives it up pretty easy
Give what up easy?
You know what?
I like that
So we're all good, I'm so excited for your unique little trip. You don't want to take one of those for the road or something
I'm gonna have to take that for a road
Okay, let's actually something we could do
I don't know. Well, let's get them a busy and just like see what happens
Oh my god
Say oh I will rock this every day
Oh my god
Oh, I don't even fuck I'll fix it bro. We're all broke this shit. You can have it bro. Oh my god
I'm broke it because bro the hardest fuck on it
Yeah, you see how it used to connect. Yeah, but it has to be a way to fix it
It has to be like bomb literally taking this home every day. I
Don't even know how to put it on cuz it's broken. Oh, I thought no wrong broke it dude
Dude, fuck, the fucking, maybe, maybe you can do my things.
Bro, it's channel day.
Come on, bro.
Find out how to do it.
You don't have to double, you don't have to double help me.
Yep, come on, wait.
Hold that and then put the other one in there.
Like, like here?
Like through here?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, that might be lab-grown diamonds or boys and I don't know really don't matter
bro don't make much of dreams.
Oh, let's see.
What do you want?
Bro, bro.
Little bit of this little bit of that bro.
Yeah, there's some shit like I don't wear.
Oh, Richard Milley.
Is this oh my god. Yeah, it's real. Yeah, the fuck is this a million
Don't be a shoulder. What?
It's really just like a really nice watch. That's a Richard Milley
Are you laughing John? I don't know. I mean child look
Richard Milley, okay. Fuck it. Well, let's go
Yeah
I
Got a pistol
This is looking good
Okay, but also he got some good see guys I'm gonna sit in here tonight. You know what you got this shit
And then you ask a new shit
okay okay okay this is a movie okay W's
okay you need some pants
oh these are dirty
bro I don't change it bro what the fuck are you doing
I was trying to put on a fit it's hot as shit outside
you're right you're right
quarter six
lemon
You just like Guapo bro, I just like what was Superman I genuinely went superman on today
I got my make-up you want to drive today
You look great, hey?
Hell no, I'm not driving to make that.
You crazy?
Crazy, I'm crossing the bridge like I said, everybody.
Crazy.
Give him some young L.A.?
Huh?
You want some young L.A.?
What's your young L.A.?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I mean, I mean, uh...
They moved back, I got you back.
My lady said they'd be back, both of you young L.A.?
Oh, I'm not gonna let her live.
So, I should move up.
He might have some shady, my l.A.
Yeah, he's a good shady, bro.
I left the good shit on top of the bed, it's like this on bro, this looks nice, this is
the LA shit right here, yeah go ahead yeah, it looks like it's gonna be hot, yeah it's
hot.
Ooh a little confession, oh there's not compression on that, there's some workout gear,
Show up in gear, yeah it's nice.
Shit, what the hell?
Hopefully you hear that.
We're living around?
You want M3, M3 swelling?
Oh, God.
Is it warm by morning?
No, over a minute.
Should we take the elevator?
Oh my God, elevator?
Thank you, bitch, bro.
Oh, shit doesn't work.
Never mind.
This thing is dumpy, bitch.
Oh my god, you're documenting it?
Can I come in?
Okay.
What the fuck, brother?
Wait, wait, no, no, no, don't shoot 20, bro.
What are you doing here?
What is the difference stop
Don't do it. Don't do it. Just go north the normal dosage
Thank you
No, they're gonna shoot that inside their body now well, that's the worst part if you had to eat it
And recording it yeah
You wanted to go and give ass or not
Maybe don't do that
You can show if you want some buchester
We're gonna put in their body. I'm scared of you scared now
Where are they injecting you should have news? I'm scared
I don't wanna do that, I don't wanna ever do this.
Oh my God, position your ass every day.
Oh my God.
We gotta hop on, try and run.
But let's try twin for a week,
and just see what happens.
There's no way it's gonna ruin your life,
even for a week.
I'm down here.
You wanna cycle for a week, actually?
Okay, bro.
Because we get one weekend and it gets swollen,
hop up and we're still mad at each other.
Hop up, we're still fucking mad at each other.
I feel like it was just...
We're gonna do this,
Our biceps are gonna be jumping off our fucking arms.
Fuck me, I'm mad.
Daddy should have for fucking squares.
That's bad, bro.
Fucking diaper fucking hole, bro.
This is skinhead.
I'm not walking around.
I just, like, partly take shit and then just clean that.
I'm down.
These fucking idiots, you think they're gonna come out?
They're gonna discover that?
That's what I'm saying.
They're gonna discover that.
That's not a string.
It's either one of these or one of these.
But you're gonna be beating up your friends and shit and you're going crazy.
That boy bridge, but it's chill. It's chill. I can just say I'd be like I could play that for your stream
I'm playing a few strings. Oh, you actually thought this through, huh? Okay. Okay. Well, it's like a really
I'm not I'm not a after-cycle
I'm not even for a cycle. I'm not a after-cycle. Who's your topic? I'm lying you know crazy facts
You you you telling me I put a needle in my body. Was that asleep? It's like even my arm
That's a good idea. It's just crazy. I wonder what a week on trip. Would we actually get buff if we did a week?
What happens happens? You know what happened happens, bro. I brought after this
Let's um, let's take
He'll do a lost in the lake at her house though.
A lost in the lake?
In her house, like by that's a Freddy's.
Or he can do the thing like at Walmart where it's like they sneak into the thing and they just try to like
Fuck!
And they just like sleep in there.
You think so?
You can do that?
No.
Oh my God.
No.
He said put it in his little belly.
It's not going to do it. You feel like you're lacing the lid.
No, no, it just says not lacing the lid.
You're going to go slow.
Now slow.
What are you guys doing here?
Slow.
Look at the nose. Look at it.
It's injecting.
We're going to make you nervous.
Oh my God, it's in him.
Damn.
Okay, come on. Now.
Does he feel skinnier?
Do you feel it going through your veins oh my god, is it like the fucking is it like Venom going through your veins?
The red has reached his brain
I know I already got red a rage
Oh, that's scary. It makes you not want to eat. You can't even if you wanted to bro
I think it makes you like nausea
I love eating. Eating can make a bad day a good day.
I love stress eat. I love stress eat. It makes me happier.
Imagine if you didn't want to eat. But you're sad, you're eating and you're just feeling worse.
Always come for a eat bro. Come for eating is top one surgery.
me that therapy. Yo I just seen a TikTok saying there's brain eating amoeba in
red up bro. Wait. There's a new research study that came out.
178,000 people have died from red on the last year.
That's not very fun. I'm just kidding. That's alcohol. I saw that TikTok already. I saw that TikTok already.
That's the lowest the key.
No AJ, go that way.
This is nothing.
Anything can pull that away.
This is nothing.
That's just water.
This is your water.
That's right.
Yeah, it's a micro, like a clean water.
Don't take red eyes.
You don't need red eyes.
I would never.
Well, imagine if you just built muscle on top of your brain
right now, bro.
Imagine how big you could look like fucking Maui.
He would like Maui, bro.
Imagine.
Imagine if there was a layer of muscle over that.
Instead of you get rid of all your progress with red eyes.
It's not raw.
He can look like fucking Maui.
Or the fucking Rock.
Those are the same people.
I don't know what he has when we do it.
Let's go for a drive, come on.
Let's go for a drive, shall we?
I bet, bet.
I'm gonna drop you off somewhere special, okay?
Where?
Bro, we gotta drive.
Surprise, bro.
Surprise.
Hey, what, is he first time in a day back?
Yeah, first time in a day business, bro.
Come on, man.
Wait, I gotta borrow a watch.
Should I bring it with my wallet?
I don't get to bring that, bro.
Well, my phone's gonna die.
Now, you don't need your phone either, bro.
Good.
You don't need it.
I don't need your phone.
Good.
Leave that to me.
Holy shit.
I should have dead-ass just started for Lisa.
That's crazy, bro.
That's kind of insane.
Are you sure I don't need my wallet?
Bro, if you could bring it to me,
you could use my phone to buy the die, too.
How about charging the mic?
I can't believe it.
Shit on me.
What?
I think that shit's from Agent Lawrence.
That shit's expensive.
This is hard bro.
Don't lose that one bro.
Welcome to the Mayback bro. Last time you were here it didn't have to make busy.
Oh my god.
It looks like a space hit.
It looks like a space hit bro.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yeah.
Yes.
Concierge.
Yes.
Yes bro.
Just wait a sec.
And I want to turn the car in bro.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh god.
Oh, this is like first class.
Bro, it's like your first class, bro.
I have an idea.
Wait, this is amazing, bro.
I have an idea.
What?
Maybach Marijuana Mondays.
Oh my god, we hot boxes, bitch.
Oh, bitch, I got popcorns in my pocket.
I swear to god, I swear to god.
And then we can get food.
We can get food to the drive-thru drive. I swear to God. Let's go to a drive. I have five infuse right here
It's five upwards
I haven't eaten all fucking dates. I'm driving. It's gonna be the last raw the last who wrong bro
I'm driving bro. Listen. Let's just drive us to a drive-thru gang. Yeah, and we could chill it
We get chill bro, bro. We'll just chill bro. Why can't we just like do nowadays always gotta be like high octane
Sure, I'll show you sure
Niggaz ain't never hotbox and they busy we can't chill now. I'm all we got chill
Every now that somebody has to do already. I want to eat
Anything in the whole wide world
Jason please let us eat bro
Oh Jason please
Jason bro
What do y'all feel then bro
I'm feeling you
Y'all want to eat it now bro
Do you get anything bro
I'm not eating that
I feel like something nicer
Is this baby some of us
Eat it now in the main BZ
Let's get lobster
Let's do that
Well, we should probably spend two lobsters.
Oh, let's do two whole lobsters?
Wait, we need that baby easy.
Four lobster, please.
And you want lobster, Mac?
Oh, yeah.
Two lobster, Mac, please.
Wait, what was that fucking burger at the RTA, the Tel Aviv
Burger?
Tel Aviv doesn't eat it.
I don't want to eat that either.
I don't think I consented to eat it.
Yeah, I don't want to eat a Tel Aviv burger, Jay.
They didn't order, but did he not try some shit on them?
Hey, look at this, and he's joking.
Can I get the ox
Last time someone asked for off. Yeah reversing
Oh my gosh, I'm a busy, huh? Oh, I did that's that's that's not as a niche
Actually, you in your knees one bro, huh?
fucking
Dude, I'm dude. I didn't realize today was gonna be that good of a day
Oh
What's happening today don't we're hot boxes?
Never fucking said we were a hot box
But I'm gonna tell you right now. We got started off the day normal
Just had some weed on me nothing too crazy now. I have the opportunity to hot box to make busy and it's
Oh hybrid
We're going to infuse the maybe-
Come on bro, we're going to infuse it.
I can't eat in here bro, but we're smoking weed in the maybox.
But it's not going to stay, there's no such thing as residuals.
Honestly dude, it'll air out.
We can smoke outside and we can walk in.
You're right, but like, hotboxing the may-busy is an unheard of thing ever.
I'm not the biggest fan of smoking, to be honest.
Okay.
So wait.
I love getting hot.
But and this is infused bro, and it's like a ritual, bro.
We have to.
made easy animals I have the animals I also have animals in my father no wait I
have the no oh okay okay I don't know he not ready for that no you want to get
high for you want to get high for 72 hours you'll be high for three days
straight bro 72 hours no we got some laces you're making me relapse bro
relapse relapse brother you'll never be sober again yeah I'm not gonna lie you
might be sober for a week and a half you will never be sober again
Literally dead ass. Oh, you've been doing bumps. No, no, no, you gave up on the bumps. I don't I don't do bumps, bro
I never did bumps
Come on. I don't know my man pick a spot
I had to fill it earlier. I was talking about this. I talked about it
But the thing is it's a lot of calories. I don't really want to eat them in calories, but I will if you want me to
Oh
Let's box. Well, we don't have to box, but we're gonna shoot shit. I
Absolutely, you're having a fucking sex back there. What's going on?
Yo, you like see what he was talking about. Oh my god, he was hot box to be busy. Oh my god
Oh my god, he's no, he's skinny now. We can fit here
He's skinny now
They're gonna work that back. Which I want
Oh wait, I just didn't talk about my thing two days ago. They added new items
chicken chalupa ranch
Chicken Street chalupa chicken taco ranch edition. They have a chicken chalupa ranch fries, bro
Caramel and chocolate empanadas
Oh my god, they're beefy supreme cheese dip 12 out of 10 12 out of 10 bro on god if it's not good
There's no way i thought you were i thought you were locked in bro. I am locked in bro. He's locked into a challenge
He's grinding. I'm locked in. Did you forget where you came from after you made it?
I don't understand.
What the fuck?
He never had to come up.
Oh my God.
Dude, he has been changing.
What the hell?
He's been trying to conceal the real world.
What are you talking about?
You know what he's saying?
What are you saying?
How he's trying to cage the inner himself.
Oh yeah.
He's in there.
Let him out.
He's in there.
Let him out, bro.
I see glimpses of him in your eyes, bro.
Let him out.
He's in there.
Let him out.
He's like the Ninetales.
What is like the old me that you want?
you want mr. abg mr. abg mr. abg
you want me to go back on Valorant and start calling girls mommy you could
involve that shit for real life
all right yeah let's do it right now all right if the girl if the girl here a
Taco Bell is
He wants to go to UCLA, how about we go to you keys crib
We're gonna go you call you key. Call you key
You should call me.
They call you a key bro.
I'll call her right now.
I don't give a fuck bro.
That's how you feel?
Yeah, bro.
I'm not guy.
Dang.
That's how you feel?
Oh shit, big man.
You're calling us good.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You're calling us good.
You gotta call again D&D.
Where's the wrong?
Don't again, don't again.
She blocked you.
No she didn't.
Oh, wait what happened?
D&D D&D D&D D&D.
There's no way.
It was D&D.
That's what they are.
She blots you retard it was D&D. It's ringing. Yeah, it's ringing
Damn she was that long night
You was hanging with her last night. I guess you were hanging a bro, but yeah
I opened my fucking
No, I opened bro. I opened my Twitter
And apparently I've seen someone said that they were into a paint my body shrimp on our
Oh
That's your girl gang. Yeah, I'm not like we should just go see a girl
She's not picking up. Let's go knock on her door
Bro, it's like a hopeless romantic. It's called your so I said you have you have her mind though Guapo
Yeah, you do have her mind
We all would have been deep talks in the way. She's probably sleeping dude. You should call her. I'm saying no
No, go FaceTime audio face
Yeah, but she feels like clean you guys. I've called her three times already, but she likes clean you guys
FaceTime audio though make sure it's FaceTime not the regular phone. She likes clean you guys
DREAM this calls plus FaceTime audio is crazy. No, it's not
Oh my god, AJ! AJ! AJ! AJ! I'm a caller from my phone. I'm gonna say, hey, uh, you
were AJ's emergency contact. He fitted a fatal car crash. No! Wait, we revived him! He wants
to talk to you! And I give it to you, bro. Let me know, bro. Let me know. So, without
What's are you doing right now?
I don't know, but you think they're hanging out right now. No, no, no, you see not there
I just left there
You sure bro, you see this one. He didn't call me earlier this morning. I could say what he said
Wait, what happened? No, are you calling me earlier this morning?
But I'm gonna say I'll train. No way
No, it wasn't
Wait, what was the other shit like that or no, it's just
It's all like content. Yeah
That's I don't know if you're gonna be there. Yeah, no and then Saturday
Obviously
He's a what
I'm being the ear, okay wait what wait Arke and Yuki are doing an off-stream
Yes, that's where they're done
They're doing an off-stream touch my body channel. This guy just wants to see other people come
Yeah, I don't know why he wasn't
He has a thing for that. He likes it. He likes what his friends get caught. He loves it
Says the guy that plays into fucking cold coldery
I don't know what coldery is
We're gonna move on and we're just gonna get past it.
Cuckold dream.
Hey, driver.
Get that throne and not a chair.
Hey, I got this.
Driver, less talking, more driving.
Hey, hey, can we roll this up?
Hey, hey, hey.
Can we roll this up?
There we go.
Let's do this thing.
We'll roll this up, pour people on that side and the rest of us will be over here.
Roll it up.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
Man, this gives me a complex and this may be hunkier too.
Chicken, bacon, oh my God, you ordered for you.
Okay, okay, don't go crazy because I don't want you to like oh, I Jason be do the thing where we pull up the back window
I'm not paying for this shit though
Let's not a dash that
Since it doesn't work on the band for it, this is not a dash, guys.
Bro, just drive the fucking 8-box through the Taco Bell, we'll make what we need, and then we'll go.
We're good. We gotta get high down, bro.
We gotta get high down, bro.
A little diagonal.
Bro, yesterday was a great day for me.
What?
I didn't realize today would be even better.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, you know what?
This day makes yesterday legendary because I had to get through yesterday to get here
Today this morning when I woke up. I thought it was just gonna be a normal day to be too. I thought it was gonna be a normal day
Never the fuck is amazing
I have to talk about like what are we doing bro?
I know we should have something.
We're not going to UCLA.
What is there to do at UCLA?
What do you actually want to do at UCLA?
It is a Wednesday.
It's Thursday actually.
They call it Blackout Thursday.
That's what I said.
This guy wants to go to UCLA
and get a bunch of random IG girls.
I mean girls IGs.
Right or wrong?
That is what he wants to do.
Now I would say that's unethical.
Is it the literal founder of that message there?
I guess that isn't a thing for people.
I did that one time with Marlin, bro.
But the people in the chat don't know he does that shit off-street.
Yeah.
The people in the chat, no, no, no, I'm leaking today.
Because guess what?
No, because fuck that shit, right?
He been doing all UCLA missions off-street.
We need to get on that.
Yeah, I'm going on.
I'm going off-stream on fucking UCLA college,
dude, for their IGs.
What do you want?
So why did you text me the other day
Hey, you want to go do the 100 Instagram challenge off stream a
You're weird
Don't worry my Apple K works. Oh, it's on me today. Let's go
Yo, you were the whole fucking menu again
I'm excited.
I'm excited too.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
They have new agua frescas?
What is that?
I don't want to say too much.
All I'm saying is get the mango peach agua fresco and if you don't like it punch me in
the fuck with this.
If you don't like it punch me.
I
Bro all three of us are hanging out. I'm having a good day, bro. That's good. I just like bro
I just like bro. Yeah, I talk about all the driver like I'm not dry like I'm not y'all's personal driver
After this yeah, I'll drive bro. Yeah, I'll drive. Yeah, we should know you can't drive though. You can't drive the car
Bro, that's sure. I did crash a crash. I did. Oh wait
It's no further now
Hello
No, no no mobile app
Um, you want an order for you?
Oh yeah, please.
Can I get three chips and nacho supreme dips?
Oh, oh, we're gonna need the chicken bacon ranch nacho fries.
Oh, brother.
You didn't need to tell me that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you want a three-curve?
Uh, yes, please.
Okay, anything else?
Uh, let me get two nacho cheese bacon cheese fries.
Do you want a two-curve?
Um, I'm sorry.
Do you want a two-curve?
Yes please.
Can I please get three chicken bacon ranch street chalupas?
Three?
No, no, no, no.
Alright, well you said it comes in a set of twos, right?
So let me get two, making that total four.
One could be good.
I think one is okay, bro.
This is a two-tack.
Am I ordering for you?
No, because if you order, you can order on us.
You're ordering orders on us.
I'm sorry.
Um, can I please have um anybody thirsty? Wait John you want something too, right?
Oh, no. Um, can I please get uh, Jay, thirsty?
No, no, no. Can I please get two of your finest mango peach agro frescos?
Two for you. Two for you? Yeah, one each.
And uh, that, I'm not gonna lie, I was gonna say no, but that beefy potato loaded
Really is I need one of those
Oh, you're holding up the line
Okay, they can wait. We're in the box
You're the pocket of a bomb
Hey, you got natural fries, yeah
Chicken bacon, right so fries, huh?
You want some yeah, actually can we throw on another?
She's a bacon rancher.
I'm not your lover.
I thought you were gonna fight back.
I don't share.
I'll get you one for sure.
I think he's on the right now.
He said he's hopping on Reddit tonight,
which is why he's feasting so much.
You think it's like a follow up when we get offered?
You know, much a fucking creep.
I've lost 4 pounds since I've gotten off of it.
Thank you for your match.
And I've been working on this.
That's crap, bro.
That's crap.
You told me you gained weight but I've lost it no you say you gained like waterway you say you gain eight with eight pounds
No, one more chicken bacon fries
Yeah, if you get up ready just for eating again, but I must have pointed and I don't want eight bacon chalupas
Yo, bro, yo
Yo
There's a six car line behind us. Yes, that's perfect
Thank you so much
Why are you acting like you guys aren't eating that's lucky
I'm gonna be asked. I'm used to this. I'm used to these guys
Oh, no, I don't want to think and then they start looking at our food. Oh, yeah
Can I have some?
Bro, at least with me, like they don't have to do that. Oh can I have some?
I got you. Boom.
Oh, you're such a reliable guy. That's why I love you, bro.
You're good for a bird. Oh, you're order for just the guys all of us
Yeah, bro, beautiful. That is bro. People think I'm like greedy 70s man.
How sharing this bro?
Hell no.
John and if you do want bro, you can have some of mine, but I got you your own thing just in case waste
So what if he doesn't want it do you eat it? I can't waste food some other evening
No, no, go up okay back in that show. Yeah, whatever dude. Listen. Oh, they made me out of waste food
Why do you have to say back? Yeah?
The little micro questions he does to demean you yeah and lower yourself confidence so he can get a boost
Is that a way to treat a friend?
You like bringing others down?
I'm not getting a ego bush. I'm calling you a fat ass, bro.
You just ordered $53 of Taco Bell, bro.
You're a little too far.
You're a little too far. Back her up.
Thank you.
So I'll take a minute, bro.
$53? How many chabooka of fucking things did you...?
Only four. Only four.
That's one each that's that is one each and I know he's gonna be you I know he's gonna want to kill him
Oh, God, I know you don't want to
But now he's right in front of the cameras
It's not even that it's a limited edition. You might have a chance to try it again
What a great fucking poem that's not about show. This is amazing. This is good shows man
I mean we're having a fucking good-ass time right now. Yeah
Type 1 is Javi having a great time, bro. I can guarantee you fucking big guys in the back are having a great fucking time
Oh, so the problem there, I didn't say the cheesy fiasco potatoes, I asked for the beefy
potato griller.
But honestly, just keep the cheesy fiasco potato and add the beefy potato griller.
Oh, no, no, no, okay, no, no, no, no, okay, okay, let's just make it sure we have confidence.
Oh, yeah, just one beefy potato glimmer unless you'd like one. I'll get two
All right, let's would you like one? I can get you one
No, you're good
You want this damn your hammer guzzle she said she said no, I'm good couple your hand bro
There we go
Cuz bullshit
No, you didn't
Don't
What is this?
Oh
Holy moly wait, that's for us. Yeah, I think so that's for either of y'all, but whatever y'all we know you're you're to go one
Wait, hey, hey, we're matching up. Yeah, we are my life. It's just like 800 bucks. Actually
Hey, hey, hey, oh
We have the same exact one
Let's go
Oh
Now you got a card holder
Go yard bros
Bro your repo and gifts bro for the dog that you co-parent it
No dumbass the least
The least is what they stole from me OSES
Okay
I need to try I'll let you get first thing. You know if it's bad turn around and punch me in the face
You have to do it. It's a binding down. You have to do it
Yeah, nope yep, that's pretty fucking good dude cat. It's fucking delicious. What?
Don't fucking move
Be careful
If you were real eater like like how we did back at the back at the cookouts we use the knees we use our knees
They need table
All right, all right, what we have to know go back to the
Come sit back here, bro
Let's let's let's let's let's let's sit back here. Let's squeeze
See I was like you when it was my first
Experience balker damn bro, what I gotta hear
Welcome up. Oh shit. Thank you. Hey, man
Oh, thank you.
What am I getting?
Woo!
It's changing there.
Wait, let me get a bucket.
Oh, this is no good.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, we all got our own though.
Come on, wait, fuck this.
Hold on.
I'll get a little bit of it.
Wait, no, no, no.
Oh, they toughed up.
Oh, it's over.
Oh, wait, no, they didn't.
Cheesy bacon ranch chicken chewy.
No, no, no.
I'm just nibbling on shit,
because I'm on a diet, bro.
So, so, so, so this is the best item they have.
I got a fork in there.
Grab some chips.
No fork till you can't push.
Don't move.
Thank you, bro.
Pass me a thing of chips.
No, no, no. Okay. So if this isn't good, kill me.
Alright.
Alright, Chad, dude. I go through with this tricky segment, or...
Oh, I think we go through with this.
I think we should go through with this.
Chad, say yes.
No, no. Get a good bit.
Come on John I didn't spill anything don't spill please
I promise I promise I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm gonna take him though do I take should
we do extra Lorenzo extra Lorenzo that's like that that's that real designer
that niche designer that's where we that's where he met a little baby
oh my god and fucking bees and lucky bees and lucky you know all right where
do you want to go girl you need to go haha you need clothes bro I don't know
about your fake clothes man
Just get another to the case.
You right now?
Yeah.
Is it a mall?
Uh, Westfield?
I'm behind the mall.
What?
I might.
What?
I forgot what I was going to say.
Let's go, bro.
Wait, what was that one mall, John?
Where we met?
What's in the broom?
oh wait is it not 4? no actually no it's not 4
what's that one more bro? no not the glue
well bro
50 gifted? try it with the 50 gifted!
18K!
Oh my god
Yo, what's up with y'all man?
What's it? Uh...
Topanga? Topanga more?
No, not yet.
I
Might have to suck fingers how far yeah, oh
That's you don't hang up
34 minute
Tell them about right here. I remember it's a little drive
Um
Oh, we go this one 26 minute. That's actually not bad
Look at one Westfield century. Oh, well, I just announced where we're fucking going
A lot of people are always there and out with us.
And then we gotta walk all the way back home.
Alright bro, fed the boys.
Time to go shopping man.
As you can see, YB got some bullshit on.
Guaco always wearing bullshit.
He only got two pairs of shoes bro.
So let's go.
Improve the fashion sense, you know what I'm saying?
John eating on the job bro?
Like are you fucking kidding me?
Let me just be honest Jason. I love you, bro. I love you. I love you. I love you all guys
I love all y'all. I love all y'all too. Bro. This is actually such a squad. Oh my god. Oh, John you fucking stop eating, bro
I gotta take him to Lupa. I don't eat. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die too, bro
Oh, that's fucking God
No, actually no actually take that from me and eat it all
Jesus Christ, this is biggest fuck that
I
Not even using the you're not even using the use the table
Use the table you're making you're to make them look boy. You made a fucking mess use the table
I
Driver calm down. Yo, you I mean bro. Look it's gone. Like is the driver up to scream at me?
Hi, this is the main bag experience of fucking drivers fucking screaming at me don't fucking die
Fuck off.
Yo, I'm done.
I'm out of my life, bro.
I'm gonna start smoking this fucking
me like fuck this driver, right?
Fuck the fucking driver.
What the fuck is he gonna do
when I start smoking the fucking baby?
Rolled out the windows?
No fucking way.
You're on some fucking dare.
All I'm saying is that I don't know
how today is better than yesterday.
I don't know.
And the day's not even over.
Fuck it.
Close over.
Oh my God.
She's if he has the potatoes I don't know what that is you're about to find out
I just find it mid bro. I find it mid. I find it.
That's not me, bro. I find the mid. I find it just a potato.
That's just ash. I find it just a potato.
That's not what I'm talking about.
I find it completely mid.
But hey, more for you. More life brother.
More life? Cheers. Cheers brother.
I'm a little offended. I don't know why. You good bro?
Actually, I actually got worth it.
Yeah, that's not worth the time potatoes calorific that's yeah
Good for you guess what I'm an empath. I get fucking
I get
That was good though. I'm not lying kind of made to you bro. I'm not I found this bit. I thought it just means like sort of like
Kind of like sweet in the water
You know, I fucked with it, it was carbonated, it was nice,
but I kept the girl down, for sure.
Oh, all right, let's put some fucking music on, bro.
I need some shit, though.
I need some shit, bro, in my ears.
What's the reason, I said so?
Oh, I see.
Why would you never listen to your song than me, back home?
Oh, my, oh, what'd you think of my song?
I never said it.
What's the one?
Do I know one?
You said there's no one?
Yeah, it's on my, uh, lover's to stranger.
Oh, that's right, that's right.
That's right, that's right.
I'm not a lot you play shit in the main busy. I should make it for Bob
It's your first listen or not it's my first full listen I think
It might be selfish to think this
But I may have some left
I'm trying to get a serious reaction
Alright, I'm still cooking, I'm still cooking
I might be re-
I feel like I'm listening
But I don't wanna feel like this again
I hate to speak about it since it's tense
I'll listen to the lyrics deeply, bro
I ain't never lost those strangers again
I'm always lost those strangers again
I wish I was more found in the end
A lot of people say they play their home music in a bay bed they own.
Thanks!
Bye!
I'm sorry for my broken promises, but I'm so tired of all I have.
Hey Russia was trash
I'm real, but I have my eyes on listen to every single bar in that shit. I'm nigga that shit was
You you hop on a hate train bro, that's the type of person you are bro, okay
You see the whole chat saying
You can't form your own fucking opinion. That's the whole chat to be honest with you bro
All right now. You're done. I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna construct the criticism
Listen to all listen to all the music you be making bro all the music you be making bro
I was there for me you I was there for why are you bro? I was there for favorite flower bro my favorite
All right, I'm there for all those songs bro
I'm telling you you sleepwalk do this one that was a sleepwalker
You just got it out just because you're like bro. Okay. Let me just get a song out bro like breakup vibes
Talk about talking about us in past tense. This is our uninspired bars
Not really inspired while making this shit. Yes, I'll bro. You bet you weren't crying making this shit
Yeah, I gotta cry in before I make this shit.
You sleep all through that shit, bro.
I wanted more emotion.
You still got it locked in there, bro.
You got that emotion locked in there, bro.
You gotta lay out in the song, bro.
Be vulnerable.
So you saying get back in the studio?
Get back in the studio, bro.
And don't leave till you make a fucking hit, bro.
Lock the door on the stool.
Live in the stool.
I bet, I bet, I bet, you know what?
Because you can make hits, bro.
Don't be a chorus merchant, bro.
Don't be a hook merchant.
I love these ands, but that's like my shit.
Bro, there is some fun for you good all the way through.
That's my, that's my, I should be doing the chorus.
That's what I best at is the chorus.
Glad you don't mean you gotta sleepwalk in the rush.
Alright, well, there. Put some shit on for Camila.
Yeah, I see that.
Well, you have Spotify, you just started doing it.
Yeah, I'll start to check out.
Johnny Dang is texting, he's calling again.
What the fuck?
I need the hang of the phone.
Answer it.
Hello?
I'm gonna stick to it.
Yo, yo, dang, what's good?
Are you doing Diamond Boy?
Hey, Diamond Boy, flyless, can't you know me?
I'm just chillin' driving.
Are you doing my shit too long?
I'm buying shit to go to do the same time.
Yeah. Oh, you live?
Yeah, doing your life shit right now.
I'm watching you right now, legally.
Oh shit, that's fire, man. That's good. Well, where you headed to? Where you going? I'm going to Westfield Mall. I'm going to the mall right now, my friends.
Oh, we just came to the rodeo. You know, I'm tempted to have a rodeo of the biggest festival around here. In Houston? In Houston, yeah.
Dang, okay, okay. Why do you have it, man? You just came in and it's in the street. What big festival you found?
No, I should have been in Houston, but I don't think I'll be in Houston for a minute
I'm a hothead you ever been to you to rodeo. Yeah, I've been a rodeo. Oh
Nice night. It's cool. I don't bring it for so long. So this was my first time a question
Oh, yeah, you have a question for you. He just getting live streamed. He got 90 hundred people watching right now
That's good. He got a hundred followers, you know, yeah, that's good
I
So every time we go to some places we got a little bit rate
Okay, okay. Okay. Well, I have to ask the king the king of big way. How do we get our big way higher?
Buy it by a grease straps TV you get you a TV you bro. It's $30,000 though
Yeah, that's it
Johnny I like the way you talk, but yes
to make money, you know?
Yeah, invest money to make money, dank.
The dank fans got it.
Yeah, that's what we're doing, man.
All guys are doing appreciate for the super.
He knows right now, he might buy a lower label, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The rodeo is a lot of people.
Of course, bro.
Of course.
Let me know when y'all are in LA.
All right, we'll appreciate you, man.
All right, man.
What?
What the fuck was that?
We're having a mass kiss here.
Like what?
Shout out to Johnny Dane, bro.
This dude just called up with some chill shit.
I like that, bro.
Not a lot of people do that, man.
All right, I'll be in my house, man.
Oh.
My bad, man.
You're good, bro.
All right, wait.
I'll start at the gym.
You good?
Yeah.
Start it.
I'll be skiing that.
After this, OK.
Johnny Day, Fla-less game, Fa-lal-less, Fa-lal-less game.
Gonna try to start play back?
Let's do said, let's do said.
Um...
Let's do said, that's it.
Waaah!
I've been listening to this thing, it's a good-
Gotcha, bro, don't worry!
There's that shit right here, bro.
Let's go.
Easy. Easy.
Come on.
It's time to do more.
Me.
I'm a Sam.
I think there's something in Greece.
But there's still a germaphobe on it.
Me either.
He goes crazy.
He says I'm a thief.
Oh.
What there is hell is the way it might be.
I'm in a mess.
I'm gonna give you what you want to see I'm
I'm gonna give you what you want to see
I'm gonna grab a gun man.
I'm gonna get a smokey OG.
I'm on OG.
Yeah, smokey OG.
With my OG.
It ain't slowing.
Yeah, it's not slowing.
I might be slowing though.
I don't know about that.
Let's go.
Is this ox music though, gang?
This shit hard, bro.
It's not. It's headphone music, gang.
I'm gonna put the next one go.
Actually not bad though. I can't fuck with it.
Okay.
Come on, bro.
So Geo!
I'm just ready!
Wooo!
Yeah, go ahead and get the next one going.
No, I got you, bro. I got you. I got you.
Holy fuck!
Yo, are we going to die?
What's that shit, bro?
It's that horror shit.
Yo, AJ, bro, you haven't said a word in like 30 minutes.
like 30 minutes he has been eating for 30 minutes straight automatically I love
that you're killing that shit bro no way some fucking food at the rest of us like
that shit is like this is hard
what's the max amount of calories you ate in a day I don't know this is sure
but I went to a steakhouse this is like the prod and it's on and on there
And they're making fun because they decided to calculate how much I eat and they said it was like 8,700
Holy shit
Like they asked your average?
No, not like the most I had in the city
But you guys remember me the highest
But a city? Oh my god
Damn, what happened to Otto Bro?
Oh, he's a pedophile, right?
I don't know
Go underground, either pedophile or beat up their girlfriend
Allegedly
He made it there
What's new last night J?
She said it's time to get a person
No, I'm gonna see you at the tournament
If I get you on this fight it's over
Oh my god, thank you.
You know where at?
Why did you?
So what?
You know where at?
Is this what sepata on puts?
This is sepata.
Should we go to the sepata house?
No, I never do it.
I wanna go.
Wait, can we visit?
Revisit it?
I mean, we can't go in.
This is not really a point.
Oh my god.
What's up, Bob?
What's up?
What's up, bro? I'm in this room.
Oh, I think that's out there, right?
No.
Uh-huh.
Just be about it. Just be about it. Just be about it. Just be about it.
I don't know new YBG.
New YBG? I got you, bro.
YBG X Mira.
What's up, she think I'm famous?
She think I'm famous?
You weren't here that long because I brought you back.
Yeah, I brought you back.
Oh wait, I'm gonna, oh I gotta put on your phone.
Person, now.
If I get you on this Friday's over.
Let's get fitted, yo.
Let's get fitted?
We're gonna get AJ like new shoes, bro.
This guy's not signed it on SoundCloud, bro.
I should be, what?
I
Yeah, we're fucking we're 50 minutes wait
No, I knew we should have gotten more food.
You're not satisfied?
Yeah, literally.
We're out.
Oh, you're not satisfied?
I got Heidi Lawn there.
You like hot pot?
No, Heidi Lawn is crazy.
Too much.
You just ate, ate.
Yeah, I'm not too heavy right now.
He just ate it.
Yeah, I'm not still heavy right now.
I mean, I'm not even high in it.
So what?
I ate a little bit.
Same.
That's my last meal for today.
I said yeah, I only want that
I am tired of fucking that big
I am tired of what I want big
Better be back in a big career
I'm gonna see and get rich for real
I was lying to my mom and see
I was in the studio
I just listen to the music a lot bro. Yeah me too
It's deep in my playlist
My music now it's just like fucking uh
uh lark shit bro yeah but you gotta stop larking bro let me know on this song bro try to shit on that
this is ybg yeah
over mix this is a s*** bro nobody mixed it bro i mean on band live
I can't hear you, bro!
I can't hear your voice, bro!
Can I turn it off?
I thought that was the biggest part of it
It's a tight ass fucking loan
That's all sad
What the fuck dude?
Damn
I'm on live soon
So I can't keep up
Damn these houses are beautiful
I'm on live soon
So I can't keep up
Damn these houses are beautiful
I'm on live soon
We're in the fucking we're heavenly hills
This is the hills no this in the burbs. This is like some mansions, bro
I guarantee you there's at least one bohemian growth member that lives here in Beverly Hills
Hey, that's got me King Santi on it, bro. Come on.
You put Kings on a fucking song.
They say hard, bro. You got from the song, bro.
Okay. I'll be cheating.
We could have possibly built us a running ship
I'm just gonna say no ain't shit
I'm taking all the shit
I'm only hoping this all of this shit
I'm over the top of this
I'm gonna get my starlight
I'm taking all the shit
How's it gonna move, man?
Huh? How's it gonna move, bro?
I'm gonna move you there
People like I can't drive. I mean you
Are very aggressive driver like you gotta be an LA you're not an aggressive driver then you're gonna be
You're stuck in a fucking lane for three hours
YBG you and that fucking you and that car just you were trying to get into the next lane for 30 minutes
No, I wasn't it's facts. No, I was
We're doing is making fun of us for following a traffic law exactly
The rest of our and being a pussy
Maybe five times
Oh my fuck there's a lot of kids
Playground I've ever seen
Is that crazy to play a playground? Yeah
So I guess my focus can't play on playgrounds out there. Yeah, probably not an age limit
Is that crazy?
Yeah, it's a little bit
Go on bro
So I get adults can't
I mean you can play on it bro
I don't get it having fun at the park, I gotta go to the club
Because we just gotta go to the club
Ah that's adult things
I mean, that's a bit better than a playground
Yeah, we can go to the playground, but we have to be alone
I'm going to be alone, I even have kids though.
Yeah, we could just pull up at night.
Uh, good.
He needs a beautiful house.
Let's go to club tonight.
I don't know.
Let's go to club.
Come on, let's go to club.
Let's go get this thing out too.
I'm going to club too many times.
You have problems with your rug.
You have it again.
What?
Oh, you're right.
You should pull up.
It's a fun day for me.
It's true, bro.
You want some of your song?
Hell yeah.
Oh
Is that is the career from GTA excellent? Yeah. Oh, this is a apartment building. Yeah, it's expensive one
Oh, that's so expensive
That's so wait, that's another one
How good is this mall we're going to?
Central City? Oh, it's ass
It's another shopping its ass
Yeah, I got you, bro
I got no bit rate in the in the hills right now
fuck I got no bit rate says I'm offline dude and then if you say nothing to dude
Dude!
Nooo...
Are you a Jedi YBG?
I'll leave you a deadline from that sort of player.
Oh, hey, wait, what, in Florida?
Six hours?
Is that what you get deadline for?
Yeah.
East coast to West coast?
Yeah.
I wish I was on fire.
Is we leaving on Florida?
Not really.
It's like a really low percentage.
Yeah.
It's just wack.
So you guys get fired out here?
Hell yeah.
Ah.
What the fuck?
You'll get over it.
Ooh!
I'm not gonna get hurt.
Who's this boy?
Yeah, but I can't not get him.
Maybe some hot food, bro.
Yeah, on the edge.
Yeah, on me, bro.
Plus I'm on the edge.
Ooh!
Not a bad shot!
Not a bad shot, man!
Dude, let me tell you something.
Antion's pretzels, right?
Five minutes.
Almond crunch?
I can't remember.
Never heard of that in my life.
I go I go salt it or I go if I'm feeling really risky. I'll go cinnamon
So I'm gonna change your life. Yeah, so will you allow me to let you try that? Yeah, Jason?
You've had almond crunch before you fast. Yo
I'm sorry. Is that what they serve insulting?
I thought there's something
Without a conversation about food bro, I genuinely
Maybe the driver should be driving
I'm not allowed to ask questions now or driver or rule maker
Let us do the rules
Ask me the question
You can keep wondering
Suddenly like genuinely wondering so you can help you out. Yeah, I'm gonna chill out then my bad. I didn't even send you there buddy
I'm at there, sir
It's good it feels good
I
Know
That would be fan fucking tactic
Let's pray to God that it'll happen.
We'll see what happens.
Oh, to God.
Oh, to God out there.
Please.
Please, son.
Help out of the bedroom.
Oh, dear God.
It would be amazing.
It would be a true miracle.
It would be fucking phenomenal.
Jesus.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
Imagine you walk around in the mall, bro.
Be honest.
You said what?
Imagine you walk around in the mall, bro.
Yeah.
about mall air or no it's not a joke it's mall air it's not a joke
you get angry it's mall air I'm already put my my cortisol is very very high
cortisol spiked every time life is so good you're in a maybach bro yes now
I'm taking you driving it, but are you still living in it?
Never a matter.
Is this the version of Love Me Back or no?
No, it's not.
Yeah, it's not, bro.
What, bro?
It's not the version of Love Me Back.
It's not the version?
You don't even know what that is, bro.
I
Sit better get told when you plan like this, bro
Bro, I'm not a lot. I thought this was the make-up for god we addition, you know the food. I was a boy
Where the book are we? Okay, I got a doctor joke, but you have to start it. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, who's there?
I don't fucking get it.
Dude, how the fuck is he laughing?
I don't know.
Holy shit.
What the fuck is he laughing at?
I'm like, bro, what the fuck?
I think you're laughing.
I don't fucking get it.
What the fuck?
Let me in!
This is like a plan with his life.
Oh my fucking god.
You're in a Maybach, bro.
Holy shit.
He really whipped this shit like a fucking knee sign.
What the fuck happened to the board, bro?
Oh my fucking god.
Like, he whipped this shit like he'll give us
a fucking beating in life.
2003 knee sign, I hope to my life.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Oh, the lifetime is nice.
Oh my god.
Ooh, dude.
Well, if I'm a girl, bro,
I'm coming back from the club and I'm in here,
I'm ready. I'm gonna get my shit. Oh
Well, bro, the mood is already set bro. I should already mix it up in there
What what's gonna make something
Jesus crikey, man, you want shit to mix out like it I can sit the mood for you
Yeah.
Give me a monoclonal arm.
Oh, that's comfy.
I'm gonna make some comfy shoes.
And I'm gonna be insane.
Like that lighting or no?
We get you.
And we do.
Like that lighting or no?
This is nice.
Oh, this is nice, bro.
The pink.
The pink is like hella girly.
I don't know.
It's not.
The pink is not girly?
What?
The pink is sexy.
The pink is hella girly.
Okay, we're both red.
This is tough.
This is looky edgy.
Like, like if you're like a 14-year-old boy,
you want to make your bae back colors red.
Or this is like if you were in...
You gotta get like you gotta get like something sensitive that the girls will fuck with I think this is too girly
This is like a Barbie reveal I saw Barbie driving this whip into a can
Like in general okay the purple cool
Now feel like we in space. I feel like we in a spaceship. I'm in a spaceship right now
What about why you know about why he's kind of ass?
No, honestly, bro, the way it's like water and chill. It's like water and like I feel like I'm in a kitchen from like
Like broke people. Yes, but I was broken a maybach. Yeah, and I was in my poor like my poor setting bro. I'm making a yellow right there
I
Like you get out though. Yeah, I can get up. All right. We made it brother. Go go
Can't be littering the Maybach wait AJ here
Oh
Behold that why we need never mind. Actually, I got
I'm a superman all up to that
Oh, I should have worn my... I didn't realize I'm doing so.
I wanna wear my Captain America shoes.
I'll just hop out of fucking bed.
Call me today.
Yeah, I told you, when you call me, I'll look like...
Hey, don't fuck this fucking mod.
Oh, slow down the mod, bro.
Really cool as people walk into the mod.
We're micro-celebrities, bruh.
Niche.
Do they know?
Niche.
Do they know where Niche Micro-Internet is?
No fucking idea, dude.
Let's see, what are we pumping out in?
Oh, let's, uh, first things first, we should go to Aution.
That...
No, I mean it.
I'm not even like slightly joking, I mean I'm still honest.
That's gonna be cool.
What?
I was cleaning my throat.
I'm really fucked.
Yeah, yeah, we're part of the people.
I'm gonna let it go.
I know where you're going, follow me.
I'm gonna let it go.
Wait a minute, wait.
What am I, what am I first?
Oh
I'm moving up right now
Oh
One please I
Got this I'll start it. I'll start it off. You want me to start it off?
So money my name is AJ. What's everyone else's name?
Okay, we'll let you guys out first
I don't know we should maybe wait bro. I was gonna go but then he's like alright. I'll start
Oh, yeah
Okay
I thought I was gonna talk to you about that.
You don't see that.
Right here to the right side of the mall.
This is a beautiful mall, bro.
Where's the unique store, bro?
We gotta go shopping at a unique store.
Let's get Asian, bro.
I'm gonna throw away this Taco Bell.
Yeah, throw it away.
Oh, wait.
This is the same mall.
So, let's go upstairs.
I'm gonna say it's a Lululemi, bro.
Lululemi.
I remember what we were having.
We got a unit flow here
We'll wrap we got a estimate for directions
Conversations part. I know where it is
I really like that
sure you do I want to get one let's go to Uniclo bro get top drift down bro
no we should all get Matthew oh man we said okay we'll do it yes bro exactly
confidence before confidence after all right but we should get tracks yeah
I see tracks and then I actually the Barbie store the liberal stores on the
corner. So it's right here.
Yeah, I've been here like many times.
La boo boo.
And actually, at that, how do you lie over there?
Oh, yeah.
Damn, it's kind of a vibe.
It's kind of a vibe.
Not much happened though, today.
Yeah, and also, it's like a school day.
So it's like, yeah.
School day?
Yeah.
It's 5 p.m. or whatever.
I'm a dirty clover without you guys.
Maybe everyone's, maybe everyone's inside of this room.
Ah, not really close to close.
That's quite my target demographic.
Hey, escape room right here on the left, though.
Ah, we're good off that.
Stop marines, bro.
Oh, that's good.
That's quite good.
It's lucky you're late here.
Hold on.
It's a new spot.
It's kind of a little late.
Dude, it's this look.
It's kind of late.
It's a little at night.
The stars are out.
It is beautiful here, bro.
I haven't been here in a minute, man.
Last time I was here, I don't remember the last time.
Oh, someone's a big chopper.
I remember the last time.
Dude, you've been shopping, dude.
I just said that.
Jason, I remember the last time.
I said louder.
No, no.
I remember the last time.
I don't remember the last time.
Last time I was here, we were at, how do you, how do you laugh?
Yeah.
Last time I was smiling while they were saying that.
Last time I was smiling while they were bringing this up.
Look, look, look.
They're taking pictures.
Get your foot off of him.
Wait, don't run, don't run.
Oh, God.
Oh, what is this?
That's good methods.
What's up, bro?
What's up, man?
Woo!
What?
I've never seen two pretty best friends before.
I don't think they're dating.
Yeah, I'm still with them.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Hey, man.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
You down or something?
I don't know, bro.
I said, screw it, screw it.
That's all I'm gonna do, but no, I'm good at it.
She was saying, I'm sorry.
What?
No, no, no, we got to investigate.
I'm gonna investigate, I'm gonna investigate.
No.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna investigate.
I don't believe you for a second.
No, bro.
I'm gonna, I swear.
Put it on guard.
That's all right, bro.
How you doing?
All right, man.
Yeah, thank you so much.
No, I don't got to put it on guard, no.
That's great, bro.
That's funny cuz the last time we were here she was also here.
You say the quiet part I love is he not saying the quiet part I love I'm gonna go investigate. Come on. Let's go investigate
He lying
Don't gas
Right now
So you better go you better go by yourself
Hey, thank you
Thank you.
Picture, yeah.
Stream picture, cool?
All right.
Can I get a stream picture?
Face.
Face, cheese.
Sorry, bro.
I didn't mean to play.
No, you're good.
I appreciate it, bro.
Yeah, bro.
All right, man.
You have a good one.
Clear.
He's got it out.
Clear.
Make sure.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah, bro.
Let it be the coincidence.
Oh, my God.
That would be fucking insane.
No, no, no.
No, no, listen.
I'm just saying, I don't believe them.
It's because I don't believe them.
I swear it's not.
You want to scope it out for us?
I'll scope it out.
I'm not gassing shit.
I don't want to interact with you, I just want to try and just kill you.
You love gas and shit, it's annoying?
Kill yourself, bro.
So what?
You're annoying.
Who?
You here?
You in the game.
So we're good?
Yeah, you in the club.
You in the club though.
Just, yeah.
So, we're good.
Yeah, you look a little good.
Just good.
Every corner.
Every corner full clear.
I bet, bet, bet.
Full clear.
Get matching sweatshirts.
I'm so down.
Oh, better stand small instead of small.
Okay, go up.
They're gonna ask me for a phone output.
I'm on my photo limit.
Oh, y'all are too many!
Oh!
Oh, y'all are cute together.
Come on, though!
Come on, come on!
Y'all are cute together!
What the fuck is he?
I don't know.
Alright man!
One more time!
Hey he bought me a- my made bag!
Ohhhh!
Alright man!
I look good together though!
I look bright together too!
Thank you!
Yeah, who are we guys?
You?
No, I'm gonna shoot him!
No, no, no!
You, you, you, you!
I'm gonna take a look at this!
Alright, okay.
Stop that!
What's that?
Alright, let's see.
What are we doing, bro?
Matching match suits?
What are we doing?
I'm down for whatever.
Bro, I'm not going to lie, bro.
They got nothing.
What's your track suits, bro?
Track suits, bro.
Matching track suits.
Yes, bro.
It's Sopranos.
All of my life is Sopranos, bro.
But I don't know if they got that gear, man.
Because it's the summer collection.
I'll just pick.
I mean, you're sweating, huh?
There's polos right there.
There's polos in the sweatsuit.
You can go polos, bro.
Polos behind you.
Oh.
Oh, man, you go polo.
I'm talking all white polos.
All you gotta wear white.
Yeah.
Oh, man, they get different khaki shorts.
Khaki shorts.
And then we're rich.
Oh, man, that's funny.
That's good.
Do you know who my father is?
One of those guys.
Who are my fucking father is?
Are you fucking duck?
Oh, guess what?
Guess what?
I'm gonna fucking call, and the White House
is going to be here tomorrow.
I dare you to touch me, bro.
Go ahead.
Touch me bro, like what?
Touch me, do you got Gary to touch me?
Touch me bro.
Hey, he's a grab.
He's a grab.
I see this fucking dude.
He's a grab.
Is this fucking dude?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Touch me, go ahead.
Go ahead, touch me.
Go ahead.
Get your crush.
Get your guy.
Get your dude.
Get him right there.
What?
You see one in the same outfit as that?
Oh, okay.
Is it medium?
I think I'm getting a small one so I can do it.
Oh, I'm getting a small too.
I guess if we're all doing small, fuck it.
I'm gonna go medium. I'm gonna go large. Okay, we're gonna go medium large. Okay, we'll be like
You wouldn't you would go off so it's gonna look bigger on you
I
We can do actual large
That's good
Unbunding the shirt. Yeah, you look it out of the way you want to smudge it. No, it's not
actually
Come on, khaki shorts
Okay, you want you going base base. I'm I can go pink. I'm gonna
Okay
We should probably buy the first invention wait, we got the captain's horse. Oh, wait, where?
Yeah, you gotta go blue
I want to pay
This is just single XL. Oh single XL. Yeah, I'm a single XL now. I used to be double
No, it's not.
No.
And so it's really like really trying to defend.
Not bad. Not bad, boys. Not bad.
That's pretty good.
And don't go.
I don't think it's too large.
Hey, boy. Hey, it's the first time in uniclo.
Yeah.
It's not so here, right? That's groggy.
Oh, let's go. Let's go.
You got like high tech, you just toss it in there and they'll calculate for you.
That's so hard.
Is this AI?
Yeah, it's AI.
It's like meta or something.
I didn't get to do it again.
Oh, what?
Oh!
What?
Oh, it's not counter-raised.
It's not counter-raised.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Four easy stretch shirts, six polar shirts.
Yeah, I thought you could blow his cheek, though.
Wait, this is it?
This is everything?
This is...
This is rare, if you were, you'd expect six.
Yeah, six out of these.
Oh, we probably do need bags for our clothes.
Should we get, oh like three?
Three bags?
Yeah, three bags.
Oh, fuck.
It's expensive as a...
Hey.
You know how I got you, bro.
Bro, doesn't this day just get better in the bag, bro?
Oh my God.
We're gonna get a lot better.
We're gonna get these, and then we're gonna get our matches,
And then people might just start walking up to us
What small on them maybe
What are you doing?
Oh, you're gonna get caught?
What are you doing?
Hold on, mate. Follow that truth!
That's right.
Get that one?
Yeah.
Alright, so we go...
Wait, so am I holding down before y'all? I don't know. Be quick bro, just let me know.
Let's see it, man.
Wapo new pants.
Wow, WJSK.
That ass?
Yeah.
Wait.
I didn't print the receipt.
I do have a lot of the space.
Yeah, we don't want to go. We don't want to get in trouble.
We don't want to get in trouble.
Yeah.
This is changing.
Yeah, let's just do that, bro.
And also, you should just put the ego in there.
You think so?
Yeah.
You think I'm fucking stealing?
I can buy you.
Fuck you.
Who cares?
Yeah, matter of fact, as of just now, I just bought the whole market.
Wait, I don't want these hangers, bro.
I don't want these hangers.
Let's leave them somewhere.
I'm just gonna put it somewhere and leave it.
I'm gonna be fucking legend today, I'm gonna forget about this day
I don't like mini-golf
Get our fucking caddy
We should try to larp our way into something like that
A country club like a yacht or something a yacht or a country club. We'll be like wait. Let's go to Santa Monica pier
Oh, we normally come here every week. It's a party, isn't it?
We go door-to-door salesman let's just sell ideas
Yeah.
She's the best.
Some people just, some people just be in their own world.
See really her own world.
That's fast.
Yeah probably.
You're gonna stay out here?
I'm fucking gonna have to change it.
I
Said three but I took four cuz I didn't realize bro
What I do know he has his own bag I stole a bag. I'll give it back give it back
That'd be crazy.
Watch this.
Watch.
Watch this.
Why are you out there, bro?
No.
There's a way to...
There's a way to take your clothes off
while having a shirt on.
I used to be kind of chubby,
so I had...
I perfected this technique when I was...
um...
like a little chubby and insecure about my weight.
Watch this.
Okay.
What's up, dude?
That dude has life man
Did I see what
Sad oh, let me get that cut scene in
She's here
How far? How long ago? A couple hours? Man, everybody here today.
That would be crazy, cut scene.
I'm gonna get a bag of tie, bro.
Where?
And then I'm...
Dude, how long does it take them?
Shit.
Bang.
Ah.
I'm chilling.
Man, we're good boys.
Fuck yeah.
That was fast as fuck.
We never seen anyone get out their fucking pants.
They're changing their new pants that fast.
Fucking quick reload.
What's up, boys?
What's up, man?
Ready to send it?
Fucking hell, man.
What's up, boys?
You ready to send it?
Send!
Send your bandit, brother.
All right.
Oh, that's gay.
No, that's cool
We look Miami ready
Let's fucking do this boys
I like the little light
Jack my shit
Not a bad shot on the picture, bro.
Not a bad shot.
You want to play five or?
Oh, camera's close by.
Man, let's take a selfie real quick.
All right, there you go.
Boom, boom, boom.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, yeah.
Sick.
Thank you, bro.
All right, bro.
That's OK.
No, thank you.
Thank you.
Hold on, mate.
Follow that tune.
Bro, yeah.
What?
That gypsy skin?
That gypsy skin.
OK, I'm good.
Are you going tough like that?
Or what?
Oh, no, I got to tell you.
I like the open up car, you're not trying to open one down.
Well I'm going, I'm going on whatever I'm going on.
That's swag.
I'm going on whatever I'm going on.
I'm going double bro.
You can, yeah, you gotta rock your hook.
No, no, no, now you're cocky.
Now you're, now you're like Evil Kadeevil, bro.
That's it, bro.
All right.
I gotta see what I look like in a mirror, bro.
You look good, I look good.
You look good, bro.
I feel like you gotta sendify your bigger hair.
My hair?
Yeah, sendify, sendify.
Get it, man.
Fixing work away. Yeah, yeah, sendify sendify get it messy, bro
You just got up a 19 hour bender, bro
Oh, it's cool bro, it's cool. It's a Hickey
Lark Jason if you can't do something lark that you can do it. Don't let anyone know you are incapable
Bro, you just got up a nine-hour bender, bro. Let's send it
It's so crazy. I'll we're gonna I promise you we're gonna on the young for that. I gotta get a young
Yeah
Okay, let's work there
Ladies I am on the market. How you doing man?
That's me and young base girl. Yeah, I got a yop I changed
Never been in a make-up
Something's pissing me off here
You like your own school, bro
I like how the chain is like
You like how the chain sort of poking out a little bit?
Yeah, yeah, should I do that or not?
Yo, you should have a little skinny though
I see his skinny
Let's go
Ooh, that look messy
Sometimes you gotta just hide the chain
You gotta really head down
You look like a fucking mess
What?
Yeah, no, she looked at you with the sky
She was like, nigga
It's all good, it's all good
Oh, should I?
Well, well, fix me, man.
How you doing?
Sorry to my friend.
Fix me, what do I do?
You fix me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, hold on a minute.
You have to change out a little more.
We can do the head show.
I like it.
Honestly, bro, you can go no buttons, bro.
So, a little chest there?
You have chest there?
No.
It's good, it's good.
It's good.
You need chest there.
Yeah, no, no, that's way better.
That's way better.
Way better, bro.
You are, that's way better.
Now, now, now, walk with confidence.
Confidence
No, we can't we're gonna blow
Okay, so now we got to go where the rich people
Let's just mark
haha
it's like a day of shopping
hahahahaha
sometimes it's fun to live amongst the poor
yeah, hey you! what's up man?
what's up negative dude?
what's up dude?
what the fuck is he doing?
jesus hey!
whoa look at this guy
how you doing? you guys look great together
oh my god
excuse me
are you invested in the stock market?
Market
Don't tell me you're putting all your baskets in one case the burst of five brother. I can show you how to give me five minutes
What
I don't care
I should have went large
Right here right here right here
Right over here
Wait, are you a vampire?
I'm in a vampire.
What's up, huh?
Hey, Joe, pleasure.
We met at the party.
You remember?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
It was, uh, some night. It was fun.
Oh, that was a nice night.
Hey, let's see.
So what are you guys doing?
Yeah, let's do a picture here.
We're just shopping.
Yeah, let's do a picture.
We have a yacht party tonight.
A yacht party?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, thanks for the night.
Um, my friend's doing his 100th party.
I don't think I'm done yet.
Let's do it.
Does he want to run that on the yacht?
Because we can get him a yacht for the night.
Y'all wanna do that?
What do you get your name?
I'm Ali.
Is that what the coordination is?
Yeah, well we're going for the yacht party.
We're going for the yacht party bros.
We're gonna be there, you know.
Y'all off the boat.
We're gonna walk, we're gonna hope for the bank.
It's the boys.
Honestly, I'm a homebody.
I wish I have a movie night.
This is for all home buddies.
This guy's a comedian.
I love it.
Walmart, it's in Nintendo Switches, play Puck O'Gia.
Uh, I can't even shit.
That's Cortezol and Jester Maxson.
I go to the gym.
I'm a gym girl.
Oh, fuck.
Did you tell?
Yeah.
We are.
Come on!
You got to explode there, bro!
There you go.
Jesus.
One, two, then a chess pad.
Come on. Come on.
Come on.
You got me now, brother.
What do we do?
Picture, picture, picture.
I have to say one second.
Do you want a razor?
I can add or no?
No, it's fine.
You want in the picture?
If you guys want to get in the picture,
John could take it or something.
No, it's okay.
Let's order.
Wow. Impressive. So cool.
I mean we can take multiple pictures.
Yeah, I'm a fraud max. I like fraud max with angles and shit.
This way, this way's good.
Alright, do we look big?
Yeah, that looks so large.
I don't think I want to need to do this.
Oh, fuck.
Look angry at the camera.
We're going to fight.
Oh
Why don't I look bloated why don't I look bloated?
I
Okay, okay, okay, alright.
Alright, nice to meet you.
Have a good one.
You have a great day.
Fuck, bro, I didn't blow it.
Bro, bro, I need Rhett.
Can we get Rhett on the fly?
Can we do a dash Rhett?
Oh my fucking god, dude.
I'm stressing, bro.
I'm stressing.
Okay, we need to...
We need to...
We need to look for a spot.
Fatty drainage.
Okay, I don't know, bro.
How do we do this?
We need Rhett on the...
Bro, we need to read the picture.
Because I did have to blow it.
We need Rhett.
Okay, listen, listen.
I'm not even trolling.
Listen, it's my page, bro.
Why do I look bloated bro? That's not real!
What about my face?
I was flexing on you.
You're just fat.
It's our cortisol, bro.
Let's ease out our cortisol levels with de-bloat, okay?
Are you mewing?
Tying the roof, always.
Fuck, bro.
Okay, breathe while I'm mewing.
Okay, let's go lower our cortisol. Come on. Okay, we need to find some of the bridge here.
Okay, hopefully we can larp our way to the top.
So round ourselves, round rich people, and it will just, like, larp our way to the top.
Act like you belong here, and not only you belong here, you want them to know why you belong here.
We have to walk a certain way. Like, yeah, I gave money.
Sometimes I hear on the normies kind of makes me feel normal.
Just in case they're looking.
Don't look at that.
We're not so far.
Not us.
I'm not seeing a billion in these, but, um, here we go.
Alright.
How long does it last?
Oh, have a story.
Oh my god, let's run away.
So you pretend to buy a lot of everything?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Rolex, Rolex.
I'm not alive, bro.
We're looking, okay?
We don't know if we're gonna buy.
We're combining our money to have a special night.
Okay.
We cannot get recorded the world
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the expensive Rolex we can learn?
Like like something they're not gonna have
They're rainbow Daytona or some shit you guys would have
Your son of a bitch bro, I'm gonna be like, okay, we could let the cameraman if you're gonna buy a hundred a million
I was wondering if the camera was coming, but I wanted to buy something pretty, so no
excuse this?
No excuse.
Okay.
You let me know if it was real safe, brother.
No worries, man.
That's Mike.
That's the connection, man.
I'm gonna listen, bro.
You're him.
That's the connection, man.
Am I safe?
Yeah.
You're not.
Hey, that's kind of you.
That's Mike.
Tell him man. Have a great day man.
Any yacht parties?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
What's up dude? How you doing?
How's it going bro?
Dude, that's fucking crazy.
I see you on my Tik Tok and some guys.
Yeah bro, not anymore guys.
Let's go. Let's set up the camera.
Take care guys. Peace out.
Uh oh.
Oh
What what's the occasion if you know what I'm asking
Wednesday that's
I'm gonna ask.
Do some real estate finance.
Wow.
Oh, okay.
They traded something like that?
Yeah.
They traded.
Okay, we started.
Yeah.
Okay, we started on that fucking blockchain.
Oh, you're on crypto by chance.
Yeah, we love the...
We do.
I don't know much about it, but thank you guys.
We're good, okay.
You guys, you guys diversify, right?
We're large firms.
Yeah.
We have three bags on the same bank.
All right.
You're blowing my shit right now.
Hey, hey, hey, I'll be real bro, you're one.
Hey bro, hey bro, hey bro, hey, hey, hey, if you can't hang bro, you gotta let me know now.
I slipped one time bro, I slipped one time, I slipped one time.
If you can't hang dude, you gotta let me know now.
I slipped one time bro.
Oh my god.
Dude, those guys are the real real estate fighters, they came from the middle of our face.
Here's a lot of the Jewish, we forgot.
Hey round two boys.
Wait wait wait wait.
Okay.
Oh shoot.
Excuse me!
You guys look like some high-value men.
You don't mind if we shadow you for a second?
Hey, hey, what the?
What do you mean?
I shadow you!
Well, what do you mean?
You got a big bro of five people.
No, I'm shadowing them for a second.
I'm wearing the way they want.
No, no, no!
You're supposed to send my course, bro!
You just said you look like some high-value men.
Can I shadow you people love getting glazed don't they?
Okay, and I could have pursued them if you didn't pull me away
My hats no no hats. I feel like you don't need to have
Oh, yeah, watch that's proper right there. I watched it. Okay
Listen, let's find the right the right
That's why the right people come on
Oh
What do you mean bro, let's go up to a guy
Hey, she wasn't here to meet guys that's what she just walked past. Yeah, she's here to just shop
You've been in such an impossible situation and then you just make fun of me for not.
That's not possible.
You say hello and don't continue the conversation, bro.
But she's walking away as she says hi.
So then strike conversation, bro.
Let's go off of our estimate, bro.
That was nice.
If she is so obvious that I'm willing to leave, she's leaving.
If you say hello and nothing else, obviously she's gonna leave.
Well, she's like, she's like, hi.
It's like, it's like when you're reading a book, there's always a hook, bro.
But there's no hook, you're just reading.
That's true, bro.
And then you went away.
That's true.
I'm looking to buy three Apple Watches, four iPads, and a new iPhone to mic my nephew.
Which one's the most expensive?
Okay
Well, no, I just want to know cuz I don't know if we should get eight or ten
I don't like it
We'll get this one. Let's get this is not good for
I already have the man already have the yeah, I kind of you need another one. Yeah, we go get watches watchers
Okay, okay
I wouldn't hear what's coming. Yeah party
Let's make it. Should we make an announcement? Well, we're going on a yacht tonight. So
Should we oh, dude imagine though crack in a brisky with the Apple visions on
oh he's still it I'm one of you oh oh imagine cracking some Bruce keys with
the Apple vision pros on not bad shot you're breaking your buy it dude we can
buy 12 of those it's stuck
It's not a football. It's only $3,500? $3,500? What can I do with this? Wait, can I put this or not?
No, you can't.
Can you see me?
No.
I think darkness.
In every frat thing, but the black guy gets the fucking jokes. Every frat situation, bro.
I'm not dappin' up to that to be an av- you know, that out.
I'm clean.
And, well, gee- It's one of us.
Oh!
Hold on!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're dressed just like us, y'all, come on.
That's what I said earlier.
I said I didn't want to be confused between you guys.
You look-
Why would you not get-
Wait, wait, wait, maw.
You don't have to use yourself for us.
No, no, we're gonna need that, bro.
It accentuates the biceps.
You're looking strong.
So, you don't be scented?
You don't be cracking back Brucekes?
What do you do for them?
I don't want to be a bad guy.
Oh, okay, sorry man.
Oh, okay.
How are you feeling, brother?
How are you?
Listener?
I'm good.
Why?
I'm feeling like this place might be a little too poor for us.
We should probably dip out.
So?
Apple MediVision terms are like $3,500.
What do you want to do?
good guys I got the door you're actually there I want to send but we're just
not able to we go to the mother's spot upstairs we should go to the bottom
stairs walk walk walk walk it's just like we have to walk like ice we have
to walk like we're getting mad that people aren't approaching us that's how
at the wall. What? Coach me.
I mean, yeah, there's gonna be a new spot. What is it? Do you like it? Do you like it?
Yeah. A bit or a couple times. So, keep all the... Not a vibe. Not a vibe. It's a
Wednesday afternoon so it's like there's less people here not many people are
ages
Amen to that brother
Where's that focus spot? You know what I'm talking about?
It's right here on the left.
Oh, there's also another one.
Oh, the big one, the big one.
Oh, oh, oh, it's the one where everybody's got, yeah.
The hard left.
Alright.
Bro, I don't get it, bro. We maul, bro.
We status maul, bro.
Where are they?
Like, good ass.
Is anyone coming up right now?
Ah!
He's coming up right now.
Hello?
Right about...
Wait for it to approach me.
Almost.
Wait for it to turn around and approach me.
I don't think she saw you.
Wait for it to turn around and approach me.
He's just a phone.
No, no, no, wait.
Someone's going to approach us.
Someone will approach us.
Oh, I like the way the sun's spinning.
Come on.
Oh, let's stop for a second, Dispose.
Oh, I'm in the...
Wait, we might have...
Let's wait five minutes.
Maybe someone will approach us.
There, let's get comfortable.
Let's get comfortable.
Get comfortable.
Flex a little bit, though.
Oh, it'd be fine.
Let's get comfortable.
Flex a little bit, though.
Just a little bit though.
I'll be placing a little bit so it's fine.
Oh my God, I think I see one.
There you go.
I'm so...
by the Sun's player, Dr. Bishop.
I think, yeah.
I think everyone's trying to avoid Scythe.
Yeah, I know.
I think he's something.
It's a spot.
It's probably be cursed.
I think so, too.
They're in the blue spot.
All right.
We mugged, so I think we're good.
Oh, my god.
They're pushing.
What's up, dude?
Hey, about to finish?
Huh?
Hey!
Oh!
Holy, man.
Hey, how y'all boys doing?
I don't know.
How's your dapper, y'all?
How y'all doing?
Yeah, yeah, having a great day?
Yeah, we're gonna see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't vlog.
Don't vlog?
Don't vlog.
Yeah.
Can't help it, something.
Oh, wait.
Morg?
You said Morg?
Yeah.
It's not your question.
Yeah, it's my question.
It's your answer.
I'm going to clap that Morg,
like, here's your call-eater.
Oh, I'm gonna talk about that, brother.
Yeah, that is blasphemy.
I don't know, we don't talk about that.
You gotta stop, yeah, that's it.
You want to say, you say Morg?
Alright boys, have a good nap okay?
Yeah boys, have a good one.
Yes!
That was awesome.
I told you they were gonna fuck you.
I'm having the time of my life.
I told you they were gonna fuck you.
I know.
I told you guys.
Bro.
I told you, man.
I fucking moded.
Did you use your eyebrow pencil today?
No, I didn't.
I have a later foundation on.
I know the later foundation.
We should still be able to make it up.
Actually, though.
Let's just draw it back.
No, I used the mail pen.
Oh, my.
Oh, I was using that thing.
The roller.
Uh-huh.
That should work.
Actually, it actually works.
Yeah.
Should I have one, Danum?
Bro, we all got to sit here.
Where's your confidence, bro?
Bro, come on, guys.
We're supposed to put this in and just like,
we'll be more.
I like it, Danum.
Confidence to Danum.
I have a good roof, Danum.
I have a great idea.
Idea?
I have a great idea.
All right.
But it's voice lines.
First, we have to find the Prime Dark Teacher.
What do you mean by that?
What's the voice line?
Bro, I got it, bro. I got it, bro.
I got it. That's all you said.
What do you mean? I actually know the voice line.
No. You'll hear the voice line when everyone else hears the voice line, okay?
Yeah.
Okay. Look, what does a prime target look like?
You'll know when you see it.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Smells good.
Smells good?
oh we are in the food court
I'm not here live, they have some good items
they have some great things in there
great things in the market
we're like, we're like, we're there
no pictures
no pictures you all, get out
hey
I feel like
oh, we're about to get approached this way
come on, get up
just really cool
cool
I'm not serious
I'll kill you all.
Just keep waiting.
We're gonna get approached.
By who?
No.
By who?
You're a fucking weirdo.
Approach by who?
By who?
Give me my phone back!
Hey!
Stop touching me!
I'm genuinely missing something wrong with you there.
They genuinely saw I really wish you anything different today
Good fucking day outside. It's very fucking bad that much. Yeah, you feel that son. I don't but many
Am I walking cool?
Are you done?
Yeah boys, are you done guys?
Hey ladies?
Oh!
A little spoon over there!
Yeah!
Yo y'all just burn!
We can throw this to two benches.
Are we done guys?
Yeah, I don't think so.
Oh!
I'm shooting a moment, but I like that.
Oh!
What's the deal?
Oh!
Hey!
I don't know that.
Yeah, just a little bit.
Put a little bit of this one over there.
Oh, uh, pictures?
Yeah, on your phone.
Excuse me.
You gonna ask me something?
Oh, no, no.
Oh, you're...
No, I just kept all the words from Santa Monica to meet you.
Dude, you're late.
You're late, man.
Can I get a quick interview?
interview yeah let me get this guy let me get this guy in picture I got you
bro
okay I got time for the short one I got this
I'm here with Jason the wing
500 million let's do it man
Okay
Let's do 50 million
Oh, well, I was...
Before they see?
Yeah, I'm gonna call them.
Right now, right now, right now.
He has on a flight right now.
He's on a flight right now, yeah.
Alright.
I got a picture.
Yeah, let's do it, dude.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Can you follow me on TikTok?
Follow you?
TJ intermuse on TikTok.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
TJ intermuse on...
Uh, what are we waiting for the bell?
Ha ha.
TJ intermuse on TikTok.
Ah, goddammit.
Hi, bro.
Don't follow me, I'll do it skiddad on the room boys. Y'all are looking dapper
on the real map.
That's my manager.
On the real map, I'm doing it.
I got you on the real map, I'm doing it.
On the real map, bro.
Get out of here.
Hey bro, I'm going to be awesome.
Chill out bro.
Amp it bro, hey.
If you want, get a crotch off.
Let's just leave it on the crotch.
Hold on, hold on.
Well, David did, god damn it bro.
You're spiking my quarters all and just messing it with my whole vibe.
Please don't ruin my day.
Let's just go to the bubble play.
Let's go this way and then back over here.
Oh my fucking Jesus Christ I got
Oh
What are you all right there man
Okay
I
Shut up
You wanna your company and you want to come back? I know people take time. I will ban your account right now
I'm not a big kid
No, no crash. No crash. Okay, buddy. I'm gonna ban your account. You know, I'll make sure you never do content again
I
Hey, no freedom. Let's go out of shoutouts.
You like I ain't charged more? My rates are high.
Woo! Woo!
Here we go. We don't have to sign up for a camera.
It'll bite you all.
Watch your mouth, kid! Watch your mouth!
Did you get the fruit bill, Mom? Free pomo?
I need my $30.
What are you gonna do about it, kid?
I can't see you. I need my $30.
$30. No, you think this is free promo every time you say it, I'm gonna charge for
He gave up
Oh
You're not fucking money! You're not fucking money!
Whoa, dude!
Whoa, dude! You wanted your crash out, dude!
Here, I got you, man.
Good boy!
Jason is a good boy!
Jason is a good boy after giving up my cash!
TJ, do this on TikTok!
I'm gonna pray for that guy's parents, bruh.
I'm watching you!
Did you change or what you fucking did?
What do you want from this man?
Oh you crashed out.
You got your video dude.
You got your video, you fight my quarters all.
I ran around with some money.
Do you want me to call your parents?
You know my parents' number.
Yeah
Hey, do you want me to scratch that little thing that's small?
Yeah, I'll pay for everything.
Excellent. Yes.
I'll give it a phone. I'll give it a phone.
I'll give it a phone in real though.
You give this money back?
Bro, you should have taught him a lesson, bro.
In real life.
Alright, man. You have a good one, okay?
He's interviewing with a dog.
No, keep probing it, bro.
We're gonna get that account, man.
Real money
Let's make it for
Let's do it, bro
Run crash on also so my $30
Hey, it seems like you have a bit of a reputation
You have a bit of a reputation man. Unlikable one actually
You're gonna make it far in life kids
Don't let the LTA raise a quarter saw
My quarter saw is
It's broke.
Guess what?
That's just going on the ground.
Oh.
Watch your back now.
Alright, alright.
Of course, man.
It's that impossible.
Come on man, where your parents at bro? Come on man, where your parents at bro?
I'll let them raise their phone as long as I can.
CJ interviews!
CJ, I thought it was TJ.
Come on bro, let's go, we out bro. We gotta go to the spot.
How is he actually so fucking annoying?
Just let your cortisol just let your cortisol just get out bro.
Don't let it happen.
Do not let it happen.
That's what they want bro.
Don't let it happen.
This thing going bro.
If you want to make a big mess, you should have fucked him all over the world.
My head hurts.
You can't come here to pick up.
No.
You can't answer me.
Kudos all.
It will not be spikes.
It will not.
It cannot fall.
It can't be.
I'm going to be honest, yo.
Some parents just didn't raise their kids right.
It's normal.
And honestly, you just have to deal with it.
You just have to fuck it up.
It is what it is.
It's just to be honest.
You're a streamer.
I'm going to be honest.
It is what it is.
It's just a fucking kid.
It is what it is.
Hey, yeah, guess what I bought my parents three cars bottom of my house
That is money you should be proud of it
What is all up here
Lower, lower, lower, lower, actually lower.
We good, we good?
Hey, what's up bro?
How are you?
It's a different, it's a good day.
It's a great day.
You're watching, I'm making it right.
Yeah, let's do it.
You're a great father, man.
Thank you, bro.
We need more fathers like you in some kids' life, to be honest with you.
You look up to me, bro.
All right, jeez.
Thank you, man.
Hey, brother.
Have a good one.
Likewise, man.
Hey, shoot, bro.
Thank you.
See that?
I learned my lesson.
Shoot, man.
Great, man.
Wow, did you interview your six dogs?
Bro, am I wrong if I throw that kid off the mountain?
That's a terrorist.
Did I just interview him?
No.
Holy, this guy's an LTS.
We need some squeeze.
Yeah, we do.
He's an anthropococcus dog!
Thank God.
Holy shit.
I was looking for a good opportunity to grab the phone, but I was going to throw that trash can or something.
How are you doing today, sir?
Okay, sir.
What?
I don't know.
What do y'all boys think?
We need to look for a good one.
I'm gonna do something low calorie though.
I'm gonna cut it.
I'm taking red one, but I also don't want to blot too much.
Do you have a membership?
No membership.
No, sir.
I think my dad owns this place.
Aw, I'm pretty crazy.
Well, you don't know my lineage, so I'm half Asian.
He's a guy.
But it's okay.
It's okay.
I'm just gonna go with a, what's a child engagement thing?
I'm just gonna go with a child engagement thing.
It's okay. It's okay.
I'm just gonna go with a...
What's the charm of Gage in this game?
It's just a profit scheme of all teams.
Uh...
Can I tell you right?
The team pool long...
He is actually...
Uh...
Well, do you wanna whip him up or without him?
Without, probably.
I'm narrowing, I'm narrowing.
Very close.
You can do a full strip or a no-shifter if it's a team.
I wanna really, like, half-shoulder?
Yes.
We'll go full. Full. Not bad? Yeah. Ice condition?
Yeah, what size? Large.
I'll get a Chinese Date here.
Okay. Out of the peach-boiled-on lemon-tea ice cream.
No sugar, please.
But this one you can only put less.
Oh, a little less.
You made that rule. I'll tell my dad about that.
Good? Thank you.
Thank you.
God bless your quarter zone, buddy.
Make five, bless your quarter zone.
All right, so I see one march, push along,
here it's your game.
One charge, make three, and one march.
Push through the future, one march.
Sounds correct in Mundo.
Hold on, why that kid was better when it did it?
Bro, he's better.
He's better than his quarter zone.
We got his quarter zone, right?
I'm not a soldier.
Bro, you got him.
You got him, man.
You're a quarter zone.
Dude, I am just great.
$630 and he's better than me.
I'm not a lie.
You should have done that, bro.
We're throwing in the trash we had to fish it out.
That would be terrible.
No, you should have thrown it in the game.
Alright, shall we take a seat?
Hell yeah.
Hot meal, I'll spray it on it.
Of course man.
A little D5 I see.
I was trying to see it in the circle, but I was freaking out too.
Hi, thank you.
Hi, man.
I'll get you one, man.
We're just...
It's not what you're talking about.
It's sort of voice talk.
Yeah, it's chill.
It's just...
It's just fine.
I've never been here on a date.
That kid did a good job.
He did a great job, man.
I was actually...
I wasn't even at the target, but it's okay because we lost. I'm good brothers. It's in this life
You have to be patient. You have to learn to be patient
I'm gonna give the small
You want to see in the middle?
No, no, no.
Wait.
I'm just going to have to get on the floor.
Come on, man.
Don't fall in quick, stay low.
What?
Hey, patience.
Hey, hey, hey.
What is all this?
You in the middle.
Stay low, stay low.
That's staying low.
What is all this?
Stay low.
You too, please.
Are you gonna sit down, bro?
Stay, stay low, guys.
Yeah, one, two, three.
There you go.
Thanks so much.
Nice to be a little bit of a push.
Of course.
Good job, man.
So much
Artist test actually I got this watch
Okay, so when you go in here, you're like a little fly just biting at us. It's not nice
That just agitates us and then gives a bad reaction. Yeah next time you go to nicer approach
Maybe we'll hey wait we can do what we're doing right now, right?
Right?
Yeah.
And let me jump in on this lesson thing.
I'm sorry, I'm like, I don't know like,
because I've seen this the least in long weeks.
Different watch.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not,
there's no such thing as second chances.
I'm gonna be real scared.
No.
Yeah.
No, no, no, I'm not gonna run those tracks.
I'm gonna run those tracks.
Oh no, no funny shots,
I don't know what you gotta try.
Like, I'm not even joking.
Wait, where are you from?
Him.
Here.
Oh.
Hello, good work.
Can you try it?
Can I do some forearms on the bridge?
I'll be good.
That's not the right approach, man.
That's not that right.
All your mom's calling you.
His mom is calling him.
Oh, my good boss called us.
Your mom's calling you.
Your mommy is, bro.
That's great mommies right there.
Great mommies.
I'm not online.
That was good. That was actually a good approach.
Yeah, I was approached.
Kind of like being a chair, like talking to people.
We had a T-60 kid lesson, bro.
Like, it's parents' role, then we have to be the parents that stepped up.
We should go to YBG Brown to sell a little string.
It's very awesome.
Yeah, I mean, but your brown's gonna get to work.
So we tried different and it was working. You actually turn off the camera
But it's like at that point
I'm not a lie some of mom's first and last
I'm not going to lie, I literally memorized it, I didn't want it to start with the last one.
Is there any legality with that?
No, I didn't say what they were talking about.
That doesn't even matter to me.
What's your mother say?
Yeah, you can say it.
What's your mother say?
Nah, she's going to fuck with me.
You should listen to her.
I mean, next time if you were like, you're nicer and like, we asked you to smile when you get your name.
I understand because people like it, but like, that was my problem.
Nah, I'm nice and cool. I actually like it. I'm like, no problem.
You're good, bro. Like, let's just start now.
It's a different approach, man. Right?
If you want to be a streamer, you want to be a concentrator,
try not to agitate the people in the same industry.
Yeah, because after, I don't want it to work. It's like, it gets the views.
I guess the views but it's short term so say you make it I'm gonna remember your
face I never want to I don't want to ever like I know but that's not my
character hold grudges if you want to finish this serious and never do this
Who knows, bro, when you blow up, you'll do a streak.
Oh, you're a lemon?
No, bro, it's a 4-8.
I don't even know.
It's OK, but you should...
Oh, it's OK, but you should...
No, no, you should go...
We're battling, man.
We're battling.
Lesson, bro.
Alright, action.
Alright, bro.
Alright, action.
It's good, it's just...
It's gonna blow my face.
That's a really fire. It's really good.
Really good. Really good.
It's really good.
That's dangerous.
That is fucking dangerous.
Wow.
We mauled.
We fucking mauled.
Am I bloody now?
I got less sugar.
Cheers.
Yeah, but you know, it is social cues, and the tech, the tech is not happy with you
right now.
Like he just gave you advice and you chose not to listen to him all the time.
You can do it all.
That's not the principle, man.
You want a toy star for us?
The principle is you just said you're made to agitate us.
Won't you achieve?
But you want to become a streamer and you want to grow in this space?
It's fun for you, but what about for me, man?
Show some empathy, bro.
I'm disappointed in you, bro.
I'm disappointed as well, bro.
I'm not alive, bro.
He saw your mom's full name on your phone.
He saw your mom's full name on your phone, bro.
Do you want me to say it?
All right, say it.
Say it on stream.
Say it.
No, let's say it.
Let's say it.
Take the high road, bro.
Honestly, take the high road, man, because...
Fuck the high road, man.
Whisper in my ear and I'll say it.
Lucky.
What happened? What happened to Stephen Ryan?
What happened to being normal?
What happened?
I thought we got to...
So this is your true character?
Yeah.
Okay, well...
Alright, well...
Hey, your mom raised the fucking loser.
Say
Wait how are you?
God
I wonder if it's gonna be a 2.9 game
Tell them about right man
Hey listen bro
You
Bro, there's nothing
Say it
No, at no point of even trying.
At no point of even trying.
Everyone, beer up?
I'm about to say your mom's down the street in five seconds.
Are you not out in here, bro?
I'm about to blast her out here, bro.
I did see your mom's contact.
I'm not playing with you, bro.
Should we say Mrs. G name?
Or no?
Say Mrs. G name.
Oh, okay.
You're a horrible son.
We didn't even know what it was.
I'm gonna be honest.
We both picked that whole thing, bro.
We saw the first light of the night.
Let's hope.
He's getting 21 quacks, TG.
He's getting 21 quacks.
No.
I mean, I wish he was 18.
I hate the fact that the mic is next to my face bro.
You don't get it right in my ear.
He's been here for years.
Yo, thanks.
I don't know.
I think we got to go there in a moment.
Yeah, that was a good day.
I think we call it a day and then go to the bridge.
How about it?
Yeah, that was good.
What's up dude, having a good life?
How you ever doing bro?
Maybe she get a squint, maybe she get a squint
I don't know what the fuck he said, squint
CJ interview on Twitch!
CJ interview's on Twitch!
What the fuck, bro?
We need to do one job, bro
Oh yeah, if you said squint, you can't throw it, you can't throw it
CJ interview's on Twitch!
What?
CJ interview's on Twitch!
Alright man, that's what you need
Can we go photo?
I got you. I got you.
He's on Twitch.
Are you taking pictures?
All right.
Take pictures.
I think he's going for me with that one.
He was on Twitch.
Oh.
I want to take this guy. Damn, big boy.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Some, some might, some might. Hey, appreciate it.
We got that.
Hey man, tomorrow there will be zero.
What is your chest saying?
Insert negative energy in the world and receive negative energy in the world.
You tell you something bro, not all exposure is good exposure.
You learn the hard words.
Let's go baby.
Back to it.
You know that back to it.
Let's go.
I support everything.
You laugh is so hard.
You're crazy!
Come on!
Hey, you're crazy!
You're crazy!
I'm Twins!
Oh, it's crazy!
You're crazy!
Is that dumbass Matt, kid?
Are you crazy?
I got this!
You're crazy!
What?
I think I almost love that shit!
I'm gonna mat it!
Oh, oh my God!
Oh, no!
He's gonna feel like Twins!
Yo, you're laughing but you are.
I'm not gonna lie!
Girl, I don't care, bruh!
He's gonna feel like Twins!
I
He's a fan, bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'll get himself.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Hey, have a good one, bro.
Cool, let's fight, cool, let's fight.
Whatever the fuck at me
Thank you guapo
That's not shootable
How could you run up one thing
We can't burn this fucking shit, we weren't practicing it.
Oh no, this kid's not bad.
Hey, check people up, buddy!
Wait, this way, dumbass!
This way!
No, he can't beat us in a battle of attrition, bro, he can't.
Wait, why didn't you do that earlier?
Why didn't we do that earlier?
Oh my God.
Dude, if he was like a skinny kid, we'd not have been attracted like this.
I guess.
Big fact, yeah.
Oh, he's doing it.
He's like, oh, we're destined in the first five seconds.
Who the hell hurt him?
Oh, and he makes it?
Right as the elevator opens?
No, I don't believe it.
I take stairs, bro.
Yeah, we take stairs.
No.
He's getting killed.
No.
He's not going to die, he says.
He's not playing around here today.
He's getting killed.
Is that some idea?
That's Tuesday idea.
Tuesday I get to know you
We can lock our way anywhere
We're gonna get locked out
Yo
What the fuck are we doing?
We're going to open the door
Where the fuck are we?
No, where is he?
What are you doing?
Just leave!
What the fuck are we doing?
Uh...
Um...
Stairs!
5BG!
Come!
He can't hurt me like this!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Get away from here!
I'm gonna go back here and I'm gonna go to the stairs.
You're not gonna go back here.
Okay, okay.
There's a little one.
Hust, Hust, Hust.
What the fuck are we doing?
Okay, we gotta move fast.
We gotta try to, we gotta try to...
It's a quarter of a minute.
You're not gonna get it, bro.
We can't get that.
We can't get that in the fucking shit.
So I couldn't help that girl all day, bro.
Oh
You're in there for a rapper!
Rapper!
Get a gun!
Sorry, my dad.
What's your name?
Superhero?
What's the plan?
I did, I did, I did.
This is a great plan.
Hey, don't be a hero.
I got it, I got it, I got it, go.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
What's this?
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
God, man, is that kid?
He's probably looping around the same way.
No.
He's opening the doors?
No, he's broken away.
No way!
Just tell me to move it around.
Oh, shit.
We gotta get out of here.
Just wait, just wait.
I don't see him.
I don't fucking see him.
TJ underscore, I'm fucking...
I'm fucking...
Well, he probably lost and I fucking see him
up around here, bro.
That girl saw us.
It looked like she was gonna save the day.
She stopped us. She's like...
Bro, are you a superhero?
Don't be a hero today!
I really told you straight today!
Today you're a superhero!
Today, I love it!
You really said don't be a hero!
What?
I told you I was a don't be a hero!
What?
Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
Holy shit!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Holy shit!
Dude, this is fucking dangerous, bro.
Holy shit!
What the heck is going on, boys and girls?
Oh my god.
Well, we evac successfully, dude.
Great evac, yo.
He's gonna be on the fucking roof, right?
Imagine you just fucking come out of your window and all that.
Oh, shit.
Well, we fucking did it, boys.
Oh my god, boys.
Great evac, man.
Great day.
Great day of fucking larping.
Um...
We gotta start telling Joe we got a yacht, bro.
Oh, you think so?
And then we can just walk our way into onto a yacht.
Oh, my fuck, dude.
That was a good workout, bruh.
Oh, yep.
Wow.
Time to get the fuck out of here, man.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Oh, shit, dude.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
This way.
Exit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Different exit this way, though.
Where the fuck is this guy going?
Whoa!
Uh, you're driving the-
you
You
Play comp on the fucking outfit man.
What a fucking day dude.
Wow. Lovely bonus.
Let's go, let's go.
Should we get TJ on NMS Boxing 4, bro, and have Guapo Versu?
Oh my god, Guapo Versu? That's a good fight right there, yeah.
If not, Guapo's probably Cheebu.
Alright, Cheebu, you're down.
Guapo Versu said RIM vs TJ.
RIM vs TJ.
That's actually a great idea, bro.
Yeah
Wait, this you got banned for real
Apparently did he get did he get this they got permade?
They said yes
God America man
No, so I'll trust him. I was worse than not yet. So no
Oh my, who are us celebrating?
Oh, good graphic.
Oh, fucking.
Oh, damn it, dude.
I forgot about it, man.
Yo, you really sacrificed yourself for us, man.
I got you, brother.
Dude.
I got you, hey.
I would have held that door for all of the fucking eternity.
Oh my god, bro.
I would have fucking held that door.
Who said, leave without me?
I got us, brother.
Oh my god, we're actually stuck here, bro.
I'm not gonna try to.
Wait.
I just got promised he's looking for us in the lot.
Someone's watching his stream.
He's in the lot. No, they just send me a picture. He's close, but we just saw this. Oh my god. We just saw this
Well, if he knocks on this name, I'm brawl put this shit in fucking combat mode
It has come up right you got turrets on the side. It doesn't have that. Is he broke?
No, we're not moving. I'm not gonna show that. Okay. Yeah, don't show
I mean there's one day back in this whole parking lot
Yeah, bro. Maybe two. Maybe two. Maybe this is the best spot.
Oh my God, man.
I don't see him, bro. Bro, did the guy lose his fucking ticket or something? Like, how does it take this long?
Fucking honk, bro. They don't know we're fucking eight deep in this car, bro.
No, if I honk, bro, he's gonna know. Yeah, you're right. You're right here.
He's saying he's gonna, we're really hiding from his fucking...
It's gonna fuck it up
Sound cues raise and find us
Stay no once you start backing up us we're emitting loss, bro. Just get out there. It's literally not moving
Give it a second, bro. Oh my god. I wait no
Yep
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I dare say a phone to me back
Honk loud to scare him, bro. That's your quiet as a bitch. I can't lie
Listen to music come on we're classy, bro
Look at him, bro. We don't fucking lose fat little legs
Oh my god, man. What do I do? Is it right? I have no idea.
That was the...
That's his exit though.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this is it we fuck it out bro. I see freedom. I see freedom
See it
I don't move to ruin all of us. Well, he just jumps in front of the car brah. I'll be his final fucking move
Look at him running
Look at him running! Look at him running, bro!
I don't see him.
He's here, man.
Look at him running, bro!
Oh my god, there he is, bro.
He's changing his outfit, Tom!
You're fat.
Hey, we did you a favor, kid. Keep running!
Never stop!
Hey!
I was just gonna say something to me, but I couldn't hear anything.
You bitch.
Yeah, I'm just saying we should eat, right?
I'm not a fucking dumbass.
Stop fucking fat idiot!
You need more fucking plumbers, you motherfucker.
You need more streamers.
You're at the last word I told you.
You're at the last fucking word I told you.
I've never let them get the last word on me.
I only get the last fucking word.
I'm driving down the streets yelling out the fucking window.
Last fucking word.
I promise you I'm getting that last word.
Oh, don't do that.
Thank you.
I'm not as an outside perspective.
Four, three guys.
Fucking speed over us.
I can't believe it.
I'm not as an outside perspective.
Hey guys, fucking speed up your ass, you're kidding me man.
Who gives a fuck though?
What color?
Who gives a fuck though?
Yo bro, I don't even care anymore bro.
Who gives a fuck though?
Let me out of context, that kid actually deserves it.
Yo, he needs to be sent to the, like I don't know bro.
Nothing may leave, bro, nothing.
What is the place called where parents and their kids are just fucking like retorted?
Fucking boarding school.
Go up up bro, you're laughing a bit too fucking hard man.
Oh I can't right now?
He's on a tour against you.
Yeah bro, and all of us versus the kid and he's on a tour against you.
I don't know, it's out of the first again!
What's wrong with this guy?
Jesus Christ!
What is this?
Why are you making a micro fight?
Oh my goodness gracious me.
Yo, he tried a nice approach and then he said, oh dude, I was just...
He started larping.
Yeah, but he started larping.
He started larping and he was like, oh!
And then, and then, bro, he, I don't know, bro.
I thought the fucking nice way was gonna work and then all of a sudden, um,
You feel the switch again bro turn into a fucking little ass kid. I mean, bro. It's like
He'll
Hopefully man, bro, then that's good. Please please connect me to his fucking parents
And we made it though we in the main busy so we
We escaped to the uh, it's all that matters
I
Think he lost his bike keys
Good bro. It's a lesson learned bro. Oh, you mean these bike
Fucking I said I'll be
Oh my god, you need to fucking heal her, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh, god.
Oh my god.
Out of there, bro.
We're out of there.
Never again, man.
Absolute, these fucking beautiful boys.
Never again, man.
Wow.
So what was your highlight of the day?
Bro, I'm not alive.
Hang out with the guys.
Hang out with the guys, bro.
Snacking with the guys.
Fucking mugging with the guys, bro.
It's not over though.
It's not over now.
I'm still fucking young.
Not in fact just started, bro.
Let's go UCLA.
Fuck it, where are we right here?
Bruh, UCLA's right here.
Bruh, it's dead ass right here.
Let's spin the campus.
We're already here, bruh.
We're mugging too.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't go
I'm just a little man trying to hear how much you're ready
to turn toward higher
I'm just a little man trying to run in with me
dying on a hair in the sea
I'm just a little man trying to run in with me
We're gonna do it, we're gonna swing a pile
That's the reason we're weak
We're gonna do it, we're gonna do it
What the fuck is happening?
I fucking, I fucking hate you!
I fucking hate you!
Fuck!
Fucking fuck or die!
Don't fall on me, contain my jealousy
It's all over
Now that you're self-accumulating
This boy, I'm not gonna move
I'm gonna get their moment, I'm gonna get their moment
I'm sure I will stop it
I can't agree
But you keep on being
This jealousy
Is it real or is it poison?
Be the way you be
This woman's me
Be the way you be
They weren't sent me
Fucking mother die
Now if you weren't motherfuckers we we weren't moggers they would give us zero attention
Okay, hey.
Motherfuckin' die!
I'm fuckin' bottomed up like die!
Let's fucking die.
NOOOOOOO!
No one
Why, friend? Because they bought me!
Come on!
Fuck yeah!
That's the way you are
Where the fuck is it dude?
Bro, we're having a fucking send off man
Oh my god
Holy shit
Fuck me
Bro, they have to retire fucking jerseys
I'm not fucking jerking
Oh my god, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
They're gonna speak about this day for years and years, they will say fuck of this day.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
They're gonna write books about this, man.
Holy shit.
What is the fucking issue about this now, bro?
Let me burn that fat kid in a face.
Burn that fucking kid in a face.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh my god.
That fucking kid is a 20 minute mile.
What's next? What's this?
Oh, what a day. Bro, I feel like a model today, bro.
Jesus. If I die tomorrow... And the night is still young.
It's not even over. It's not even night yet!
It's not even night yet! The sun is literally still out!
He can't! If it wasn't cloudy, the sun would be beating me on top of it.
Bro, glory be our God! It's not even night yet!
Oh my God, bro!
Let's go to the club! Let's go to the club!
Fuck it, I'm with it bro!
Fuck yeah!
Thank you for drunk tap clothes
Drug clothes, appreciate that big 10 man!
Big 10 bro!
This marks for you man!
This marks for fucking you!
Who am I kidding bro, this marks for fucking me!
I'm not even gonna do this.
There's a fucking party in this place.
I don't like this one.
What's this one?
You know this or no?
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Re-market?
Re-market.
Just let me know.
Fuck world order.
We're looking at it.
But don't try it.
We're doing too much something, y'all. We gotta...
Oh
I just fucked you man, I fucked you man!
Look at this fucking cover art!
Get out of that chair!
Look at this cover art, dude!
Look at this fucking cover art!
That fucking monster!
That's literally us!
I just fucked you man!
Wooo!
Swaaahhh!
I don't want that!
I don't want that chair!
Fuck yeah!
This is where you're coming from!
Me!
It's beautiful inside of me!
Work hard!
Play hard!
Work hard!
Play hard!
Work hard!
Play hard!
Work hard!
Play hard!
Work hard!
Play more, play more, play more, play more, play more, play more, play more.
Bro, nothing like by some fuckin' Blackpill edit audio,
he getscha' robin' it, bro.
Holy shit!
Fuckin' legend there!
Bro, I think we just made the Blackpill.
I think we just made it.
New fucking no, what's our color? We literally made a new pill today. We made a brand new fuck. What's our pill color?
We do I feel like
Say it loud everyone
WE ARE THE WHITE PAIL!
SAY IT TO EVERYONE!
WE ARE THE WHITE PAIL!
I almost sat on these black things.
No, no, no, I'm levitating.
I'm levitating.
We are the fucking white pill, bro.
Tell everyone, bro.
They are fucking friends.
Wow.
Damn, bro.
something all man in the main busy
busy
like that
busy
like that
this is life bro look at you
this is literally your life
I'm the king of the fucking world!
We made it! We fucking made it!
No, we didn't have views like this back home!
No way!
There's no more with the flow, man!
Every very long way we're going!
Goddamn! Damn!
Hey, where I'm from?
Back home from?
Especially if you don't have stuff on!
No, man, no!
I'm the king of the fucking world!
Especially if you're an extra foe
Lookin' at my wrist, it's a little ass of stone
Sip, sip, sip, sip, it looks like I'm all alone
Double-headed monster with a mind-helping zone
Cherry, red, cherry, it says it's just my character
All black pikes near the shoes lavin' down
I don't ever need an exit before long and outsiders
And it's like, was it easy to be blurred as now, flyin'
The bullet's a strong shadow, climbin' like the Lord's Adam
Who's that a speedrunner, man?
Oh, oh, oh!
Bro, life just hits so different when you make it with your bro.
That's what I'm saying, sir!
Bro, growing up, growing up, we had to skit meals.
Oh, god.
I had to make sure, bro, when my mom came home with food,
I had to pretend I wasn't hungry so she could eat.
I had to skit meals growing up, bro.
We didn't have food when I was growing up.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's good that we finally made it.
Let him work, bro.
I'm saying what you mean
I would go days without
Okay fucking days without oh, yeah
Yeah, weeks, you know, I'm glad I'm glad we fucking made it about a minute
Nice and plump now
Wow
Does he like to tear others down to bring himself up because like when you get rich you get a little fat
Nice and
Fuck right up. Let's hop on fucking trend bro. I'm down, but did he just call me nice
No, I didn't do that. Why are you still on that man?
Listen, listen, we're trying bro, listen. There's a fucking natty fucking scrubbed
fucking teachers pet over there bro. Guess what he's standing there natty bro, he looks
good and all that. But guess what? I'm on trying and I'm bigger bro.
Vax.
Is it mad rips?
And how I got there?
And would you say guapo? Would you rather walk there or drive there?
That's what I'm saying. Those normies can walk there.
Come on.
Bro, we're trying there.
Yes, why you look good and I look good now you look good, but I look better
And I cheated but guess what I want you
Lacey could drive there. Yeah, so we go fly there
I'm gonna like we go
Roy great, bro. You will turn to a different man. Let's go scare. I'm a fly there. I'm not like that's gonna scare
He won
You I'm not gonna lie J
We might have run the baddest girl I've ever seen just follow me on Instagram
So tell me why she's followed by John.
Oh, no.
Her name, her name is Sinai.
What?
Sinai?
Sinai.
Wait.
I want an overseas.
Oh, that's a Toronto girl.
I don't talk to her.
Oh, wait.
The Toronto girl.
The one that went viral?
Yeah, I don't talk to her.
Uh-oh.
You're demographic going up.
Hold on.
Go up there.
I'll show you.
Yeah, you're demographic going up
I'll show you
I'll show this time, bro. Ah, yes, she was falling for my one of my reels
That's good
Not bad
She's just you know, I like the sound of that
I mean me from bro to bro. I mean, I didn't I didn't talk to like that at all
What you need bro to brawl?
What you mean by that?
No, like I never thought like that but I'm saying don't waste your time on that.
Oh, you talking about wasting your time on that?
Don't waste my time.
What does that mean?
What if I like wasting my time?
Yeah, what if I got a lot of time to waste?
I'm gonna get a lot of time on my hands.
I don't want to spend that time on those things.
I don't want to waste my time on her than anyone else.
I got a lot of time on my hands.
Hey, they must have forgot, bro.
They dead ass must have forgot, bro.
Oh, God.
I'm wearing right now
Oh, there's a segment for y'all.
Oh, shit!
Wait, y'all were doing segments?
No, that's my life.
Oh!
I didn't really know.
Damn!
That white peel, oh!
He digested it, he digested the white peel already.
I was gonna digest it.
Did you inject it?
Oh, wait, was it, this was a segment?
Oh, no, this is a lifetime?
No, it's a day in the life.
Oh, shit!
Shit!
Oh, fuck!
Is that all you?
All right, back, back, back.
Appreciate that, bro.
Appreciate that.
Yeah, bro, I'm sure.
Lateral chills, bro.
Down my spine chills.
Can't do it chills.
Can't do it chills, bro.
And a fucking white tear down my leg.
Oh.
What?
Oh.
Bro, we gotta get a little tonight, bro.
We gotta get lit, huh?
We gotta get lit, bro.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
We gotta bother.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
There's people here, but we gotta bother.
Hey, come on, come on, bother.
Alright, alright, alright.
We should have gone through UC Athletics.
We should have drove through that.
We don't even have to.
We don't even have to get out.
We just drive through.
You know, Airwam, bro.
Airwam, listen.
Let's just go to Airwam.
I'm telling you straight white girls.
Let's just go to everyone. I'm telling you straight white girls
We don't even need to get out the fucking car
Come on, we're making everyone a fucking drive through
By the way, it's four-seated made back. We're gonna need a lap up
I'm not a just hot like this this is drive-through everyone
I left something there
That's a wrong guy.
I'm gonna try that one.
Oop.
It's a red light.
Let's see who's next to me.
Let's see if we mugged.
Oh, it's gonna be, it's gonna be something.
Oh, let's see.
Let's see who it is.
Let's see if we mugged them.
Oh my gosh, it's right here.
Let's see if they mugged.
She, she, she, she, she, she, she, she.
We mugged him, bro.
Oh my god.
I can't take it.
Man, there's...
Oh, shit.
Shit.
What did you do?
I just wanna see.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I just gotta let him in.
Woo!
Oh!
We fucking mug, bro.
We mugged the city.
All of a sudden, I'm on fuel reserve, y'all.
We need to hit the gas station.
I've got to hit the gas station.
We got to hit everyone in the gas station.
But who knows when we're going to find the gas station?
UCLA got you gas, are you?
UCLA got you gas, bro.
You should have shook them all.
We got it.
We got to.
Let's just drop through.
Just walk about.
It's close drive.
Hold on.
Do we have another car on the right?
Let's see if you mug.
Hold on.
Ah, a little further, a little, a little far back aren't we?
No, it's somewhere right under your ass.
Come on, it's great.
What is this audio I discovered?
No, no, I think I just found a fucking masterpiece of an audio.
Yes, this is soundboard potential.
Bro, Jason, it's a new wave.
It's sudden mobs, bro.
Holy shit.
Yes!
This is it! This is it! This is it!
I'm restarting! I'm restarting!
I'm adding this one.
I'm here! Right here!
Fuck! Fuck!
Holy fuck man. Oh my fucking god man.
Little coffee? Oh we're about to go airborne bro.
We're literally right here.
Okay, prepare. Please prepare.
Fuck, I don't want to drink in my hand.
Fuck, I restarted the audio.
I restarted it.
Get ready to the bottom.
Gritty gritty gritty gritty...
I'm gonna get a little bit.
Look, everyone's on the right, they're eating outside.
You have to, you have to mug!
I need...
Do you want the sandwich?
Hold up!
No one's looking at me.
I was looking at you
You're not looking at you
I was waiting for them to look at me
I felt a little embarrassed
I'm just harassing you just there
I have to rope max
I have to
We gotta go back home
I don't do something better
You gotta actually go back home
You gotta start a smug battle in the air
Oh fuck
We're gonna leave you here
You're getting fucked!
He- he rolled up the window! He rolled up the window!
You're dead!
You were scared of the mug bro, watch this, watch this, my turn, hold on.
Don't fuck with me.
Fuck!
No!
Wait, wait, wait.
You have to roll back.
I have to regain it.
Bro, bro, no it's bad, no it's bad.
What are we doing?
Fire!
Oh my God!
I'm on your way to your room, come on.
Should we get out of the car?
They don't need to look at them, bro. I love that, bro.
They didn't they didn't look at me
They were but you got to keep looking straight, bro
You don't even want them to know you're looking at them. They were supposed to all look though
Yeah, that's where we should do the method we yell and then we pose and we take a picture and it looks like they're staring at us
We do that
Oh my god. Who's that?
Don't know who I am.
What's up? Or for a mug you bro?
Thank you.
That's his type, what?
Oh fuck.
That's your type.
I'm gonna have to get on your side.
I'm not looking spacious.
You're spacious too.
I'm on red.
squeeze through my fucking this yeah squeeze through that but honestly you
don't even need to open the door I can get out
oh god they're saying Archie stream oh my hands I grow a little bit
no he's like a little bit no he got it no I can promise you he's he might be
to know yes it's her yeah there she looks good too yeah she looks good too
wow yeah it's her right there all right yeah we should um
we should blow the spot oh my god yeah that course for the OSEA yeah we got
We got a blood spot.
We should go mug them, bro.
Set fucking course.
And the three of us are mugging.
Cause you know what?
I called her four times, she didn't even return to call her text.
Oh my god.
This is every black pills fucking dream.
A girl ditches you for other guys.
Boss up on them and mug.
Wait, he's literally an LTN.
Bro, mug him.
Oh my god.
I said course I said course hi captain time to go mark
Well, I'm on 18 miles left. We'll let them make it
You got no battery or yeah, oh my god wait wait wait Jason check my notifications
Gang no, I don't even need to check bro
But it seems he doesn't even need a chair.
You went most, you would have been texting back.
I called her three times.
I called her four times.
Oh my gosh.
You didn't text her?
Yeah, that was so.
They're going to cook a meal.
Aw, man.
Oh, fuck that shit.
We got to block the spot, bro.
Bro, we got to get it.
You got a speaker?
Fuck, bro.
We need speaker, bro.
We got a little speaker.
You got a little speaker?
Bauerhider Army is a those sister.
Oh, perfect.
And we could work it out.
A little bit of a little speaker.
Yeah, mini music, bro.
Walking, just walking.
Oh, that's genius, bro.
I'm not even trying to get walking.
Mugg and literally she's gonna be staring at you walking with us. She's gonna be staring at you like damn
So let's walk in with the music look at them and leave. Yeah, we wouldn't know we don't even say word
Yep, we just look at them. Yeah, leave
That and then she might literally just leave with you, bro. I'm not like she's gonna leave with no
I'm just gonna look at her. I'm gonna go like this. No. Oh
My god, what I mean? Oh my god. That would be okay. I'm gonna be a hate
What do you mean?
No, that would be hate.
What do you say?
He's doing it here.
Come here.
He's doing it here.
I'm here with all of these.
Follow me.
Yeah, that's it.
He doesn't have to say it though.
He's doing it with his hands.
Wow, bro.
And the thing is, we mugged so we're good.
Fuck, now I'm having second thoughts.
No, we mugged.
Okay.
You guys got me though, right?
Absolutely.
My bros got me?
What do you mean?
Like, you're not gonna let me go outside.
No, we're gonna mug them.
Remember, bro, we're literally in walking.
You're gonna be in the middle.
We're gonna be your nishmen.
you name yep yep the mosquitoes are here bro yep yep yep you're like you're
like grew into minions okay you're gonna be the centerpiece okay okay but if I
if I don't have the right lines good well jump in well guess what guess what
it doesn't matter bro we're sure a lot of the music fucking long okay fucking
long bro what the shades you've got to get the shades you've got to get the
you gotta boss up on her bro god of awesome we could honestly cycle two
songs start with the Morgan song maybe add with a little bit of gameplay fuck me
way back then girl how about now because I'm up right now he's up right now yeah
yeah yeah because we got we got cycle to so we need a song where we walk in
with and then when we walk into the like where are they in the kitchen are
they in the arcade room that's all the way at the top so we have time yeah so
we got to enter with a song and then once we enter that room another song up
here our outro could be gameplay fuck me way back then girl how about now
Cuz I'm up right now. What's on that call? How about now? You say her putting up she would probably be more generation of the Emily
Schooning machines
Emily was bad boy bro
No, but I don't get it. How come she didn't return any similar my phone bro
It's because you weren't fucking mugging back then. Yeah, but look look at you now, bro
That has you boss to fuck up, bro. Look at you, bro. Pop your fucking collar, dude
Oh, you're bossing the fuck up, bro. How's that fucking color?
Bro, it doesn't matter bro, because guess what she's either leaving with you, or she's crazy.
Is what me and her had not special?
That's a good question.
Maybe she got turned off because of the interrogation.
We shared fuck.
But maybe she got turned off because of the interrogation.
No no, because bro, the text she was good, no, she texted you like, oh, text me when
you want to hang out, right?
And I called her four times.
She did.
He didn't call her four times, she didn't respond.
Bro, maybe you were sub-fied yesterday, but now you're fucking A-C-N.
You lost up.
No, AJ, who gives a fuck with me?
She either coming back with me or she's fucking crazy or she needs to submit herself to a mental
hospital.
Facts.
Like, genuinely.
It's like, how could you not fuck with me?
Oh, you're fucking my mom.
How could you not fuck with me?
How could you fucking not?
Oh my God.
It's either fuck with me or you're delusional.
Delusional.
Jesus Christ.
I'm coping.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
Jesus Christ.
Come on.
Come on, bro.
Holy fucking moly.
Come on, bro.
No, I mean, you're right, bro.
Honestly, you're right, bro.
All right, fuck off.
So let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see if she's fucking crazy.
Where about I prove the Black Pill theory and the Red
String theory?
True.
Facts.
That's true.
Prove all that shit true.
Not the Black Pill.
The White Pill.
Ah, indeed, brothers.
Indeed.
Let me get a read up on that.
I'm just going to get a read up on that White Pill.
Oh, you need another White Pill?
Another White Pill?
Well, guess what?
There's no such thing as a fucking White Pill, bro.
It's been inside of you the whole time, bud.
No, fuck.
You fucking kidding me, bro?
It's been right here the whole time.
What?
The fucking pill I gave you placebo?
No, fuck.
You're telling me it had it in me the whole time.
Brother, it's been inside of you the whole fucking time.
Can you believe that shit?
Come on.
I'll be hit the skin while you're booing, pain me.
I'll sit right up on you, just as you're drinking my weed.
Can't contain my jealousy as you're booing, pain me.
You said I could get a kid or nobody in between.
Bro, that should just give me an instinct.
Literally the giggle, the giggle, like just like.
It scratches something in the back of my head, bro.
Oh my god.
Like that, that, that bit, and then the fuck, you know,
the beat just dropping.
Holy fuck.
It actually raises us from like MTNs to actual child life.
Genuine, genuine, bro.
It ascends us.
Oh
This is this is the song
The call before the storm
Nine nine minutes. Okay. What's our first song bro?
Oh, she doesn't love you anymore. She's fucking bonkers. Oh, yeah, you're gonna walk out like a fucking
Chad
Well, I wouldn't be surprised if two girls just randomly started spawning
Oh, literally they're gonna come out of fucking Woodward Shops
Maybe add a fucking Red Flies closet
Yeah, literally
Girls spawning and just flocked straight towards you
Sure
It's real, listen, bro, you don't have to be delusional, not fucking crazy, bro
Holy shit
Fucking crazy, keep that quarters on the low, boy
Just wait
So, how's this going to end?
you
You
Man enough to tell you I was hurt there yet
I'm not even Christian. I still have a church day. Yes. I just had to pretend that yeah
I ain't even see my friends there yet
Please that should have been
You ain't really fucked when you wake back then but how about now?
Cause I'm up right now
Oh, are you subbed right now?
Oh, something off me that's that thing girl
How about now?
Cause I'm up right now
Are you subbed right now?
Yes
What's that other drink?
I put it up girl, how about now?
Hey JK, I have my phone and you see I didn't fear the other drinks
I'm on now
Junkie, pass my phone to the training pack
What about now girl, how about now?
I'm a hard-dressed motherfucker.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
You don't know how to give a shit about your shit, do you?
I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to change it.
You have to change your game.
What is this?
Don't think about it too much.
Too much. Too much.
Too much.
Don't even think about the trips.
I don't know who to take care of.
I don't know if they like it.
Don't talk about it too much.
Too much. Too much.
That's too much!
Yeah, headline!
That's a good one!
And the act!
Come on!
Get the fuck off!
The show!
See, it's only three minutes!
Come on!
All you in and out of consciousness
Ain't racing, I'm back
I got a big weekend
I just take my time with all this shit
I still believe in that
I have someone tell me
I'm off, who I leaving that
And they gonna see me pick up
But where I leaving that
I know I exaggerate the things
That I got in high tag
Sometimes I can't in my shrinkage
I'm just bobbing high tag
You don't fit in with it
You don't want a problem like that
You don't pick from one another
Tell me carefully, I'll be back
Come on, come on, do it
I'm doing
Windows all the way up
I've never been pulled over once.
I'm a good fucking boy.
Honestly, wait, why are we here, bro?
Yeah, so we should be back here.
Let's just go home.
No, let's just go home.
No, we gotta move on.
Archie can have her.
No, we gotta move on.
Archie can have her.
Whoa, whoa, snap out of it.
No, I'm here.
We gotta move on, bro.
Come on, come on.
Hey, no, no.
Once you hear that fucking squirrel laugh, bro, once you hear that fucking squirrel
laugh, it changes, man.
That cop is gonna wish he fucking pulled us over.
What the fuck does that mean?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck does that mean?
What's going on?
No, no, what do you mean the cops gonna wish you pull this over
It's a black shirt, bro the ateros
So fast
But it's a little place with fire hydra in it. Yeah, your favorite spot
All right, so game plan so let's get a UAV go over because she's outside there. She's leaving she's coming
She's leaving outside outside. Oh, just all them speakers. The speakers on the fucking
What the fuck are you talking about?
You're supposed to boss up, don't boss up.
Oh shit.
I didn't mean to say, oh what are you doing here?
Oh my god.
She's at the door.
I think you don't give a fuck about her.
Should we go pretend we're talking and like chilling and pretend we should be chilling?
Fuck, bro.
Where's my music?
What is this again?
Where's my music, bro?
You good, bro?
You got it?
The music is not working.
What do you mean?
Oh fucking get the fuck
Go in to me and change the batteries when I'm missing in place your speaker bro my speaker
You're gone! I don't know if I'm ready to do this! Come on, Mods, bro.
Come on, strut bro, strut.
You need to strut.
Come on.
Lump of passion.
Wait, wait, wait!
Is that how you do it?
Alright.
Is that how you do it?
Are you going to speak about shit?
Uh, Archie.
Archie?
Yeah.
I'm Reggie.
He's in the hall of duty.
We're back in the other units, so we're good.
Okay?
We'll watch out for you.
She's sleeping.
Are you kidding me?
Hurry!
Fuck, is he sleeping?
What is he doing?
He's sleeping.
What is he doing?
I need a sign.
Let me connect to the speaker.
Okay, okay.
You have it?
Okay, okay.
You do it.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's it.
It's my jealousy.
Super slow.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My jealousy.
Here, here, here, here.
Let me play, make sure.
There you go, bro.
He said the door's open right now.
Doesn't matter, bro.
Why is it not playing?
He's still searching.
Let me check.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, close the door real quick.
You got it?
All right, slice it up.
So you press the cam.
All right, here, here, here, here, here, here.
OK.
OK, push, push, push, push.
OK.
Put it for a second.
Beautiful.
OK, last volume.
No punch.
Whoa, this is when the gig go.
I got to tighten the gig.
OK, OK.
Shatter!
Get the motor, get the motor!
Shatter!
Right here.
That's it right there.
Got the timing.
Go on, pull.
Go on.
Easy.
Oh, this guy got pulled in.
Fuck, dude.
Yo, you wanna come home and die?
Fuck more, die.
For the fucking sake, say, hey,
you wanna fuck with a real boss?
She said, you wanna go to the die?
No?
Don't say that.
Okay, so, that's what you think, you don't say that.
Fuck it, let's die.
No, yeah.
Okay, just say, just say, just,
what do you want me to say?
Well, walk up, no, walk up, no.
You wanna fuck with a real boss?
She's like, no, bye.
And then we walk out, we walk out.
All right, okay, listen, you gotta be one.
Okay, we're gonna be behind you.
Okay, I'm up.
Oh, the music's gonna be blasted.
But when I speak, you gotta put my hands up.
Hey, I speak, you wanna put your hand back?
I'm just turning back on you.
And I thought I said, why?
Turn it back on me.
Yeah, turn it back on me.
I'm just gonna put my hands up.
You bitch.
You're fucking laughing at me.
Go on, man.
Put your hand back.
Crazy.
I'm gonna start to make that.
Now we go.
Oh my god!
What's going on here guys?
Yo, what's up, you keep trying to fuck with real one?
So, alright.
So you finna stay here with this LTN and you're coming with a true chat.
Alright, bye.
fuck this shit?
no i broke it
this shit caused one
it was on his shirt
it was on his shirt and it fell off
come on bro this is fault
it's visible
hey fuck yeah
it's visible
wait okay
nice
what about this part
that's the way it is
how do i do it
yeah
It's like the hook seriously there you go
you
Yeah, I'll hit you up now. You got any friends though
They will be if they see us
I'm gonna leave y'all to it or y'all cuz we wrong was
In the situation
Oh
Hey boys
I
Said a little longer to mark a little extra hard
Oh you said that was jail that way would you say come here that was what
We look different you like our seats appreciate that bro
But seriously
No, but I'm serious do not stand too close or you will be
You're at risk to be mugged here. I'm not a lie. Y'all are at risk to be mugged right now.
Well, watch it.
No, I'm not. I know it's mugged now.
I'm not talking to death much right now.
I'm not mad. I'm not mad.
Crazy crazy dude.
I know it's mugged now.
Crazy crazy guy.
We mugged that guy over there. I promise you that won't happen.
He's not even on the phone right now.
We can read all the info and write LTN, bro.
LTN, fake phone call, Maxi.
It's got a fake phone call, Maxi.
Should we mug the fucking guy right here?
Yeah, let's go mug this to that.
Right before we leave?
What's mug?
Let's fucking mug this to that.
One more mug before we leave?
But we might as well just mug a chud.
It's just easy.
Yeah, it's just easy.
Definitely a sub-five somewhere in there.
Sub-three, I'm thinking.
Sub-three?
Yeah.
For sure.
We should do it, bro.
Wait, is UB live?
We might have to.
Oh, we could use UB on that all.
It's fucking Mawr!
Fuck it Mawr!
We talked to you, bro.
We talked to you.
Got on camera too, boys.
Fuck it! Brutal!
That was brutal!
It's fucking brutal, bro.
What is this?
Is this a hippie slide?
What is this?
Knock on the door?
No, no, no, no, it's not even a quarter-sol-level, it's just a fact, like you know what I mean?
Like, you say you're gonna wear your girl bag, she says, come on bro, wave her bag.
You know what I mean?
Don't let it happen, don't let it happen.
Wave her bag!
What the hell?
Don't let it happen, don't let it happen.
Let it be done, let it happen.
What are you looking at, bro?
Don't know what that means!
I don't know what else we have.
Oh my gosh!
around him in Marquess you guys you guys have truly ascended yeah wow
Wow, no, you guys are the ghost.
You guys know it, you guys are the ghost.
Yeah, brutally mugged.
Oh my god.
No.
Oh god.
Why did I mug this?
I can talk like a little girl.
Got balls on your job here?
No, not yet, bro. I'm here for you. I'm delayed for you.
I'm out for three more. I'll get you right now, so...
That's cool.
Let's get him out of here, yeah?
All right, yeah.
Got to hear, man.
Yeah, I'll get him saved.
All right, boys, do it well.
We got it, man.
All right.
I won't cut out.
You sure about that?
I'm not gonna be free by you yet.
Don't be the slave practicing, bro.
I'm very hot.
I'm gonna catch that shit.
I
Lot of margain done today a lot of a lot of shit done today. I'll be honest with y'all
And guess what nothing like a day of fucking marking guys. This one right what nice to you
I feel like I got four hours of fucking mogging left bro hours of fucking mogging out here
are you crazy?
yeah
take the fuck
oh
fuck dude
what a fucking day of mogging
fucking classic man
what the hell is he talking about?
fuck
Fuck dude. What a fucking day of mogging.
Fucking boss of the night.
What's the history of this?
Yeah, for sure. 100%.
Oh, hell yes.
Wow.
This has been like fucking like a movie.
Alright bro, I mean this is, this is someone's fucking dream life.
Walking around, brain-mogging everyone you fucking see.
I mean, bro, we're literally living someone's dream right now. She's insane. Yeah, literally mock or die
Mogger fucking death. This is what we do
That's going on the fucking soundboard boys hell it has to bro literally a
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
PASTED.
That fucking giggle part, bro.
You fucking mug.
Wow.
You tired or not, or?
Fucking no, I got 18 hours left in me, bro.
Eight more hours of mugging?
Eight more hours of fucking mugging.
Eight more hours of mugging?
Fuck.
Show a little bit of chess, why not?
Got to, bro.
Just for the one time.
Yeah.
Chance to turn to the tenant.
10 down a mile, this mugging has me parched.
Nah, bro.
It's a liar.
Mugging's hard work.
He needs some water or something.
Like, mugging's actually hard fucking.
do like a gas station man or something? Oh we can do a gas station run for sure bro,
that would get you gas anyways. Gas near the crib.
Carlson. The fuck up. Holy shit. Holy fuck him up.
Nogged him up. Nogged him up bitch. Oh my god.
Holy fuck. Holy fuck. I fucking know.
Why what? Jesus Christ. You're ACN superior. Just
It's Mogview. Oh my God, I'm like, now.
What are we feeling, y'all?
Yeah, I'm feeling...
I'm like, Mogview.
What's wrong, bro?
It's just a place of life, bro.
Fuck you.
All right, I'm gonna put a playlist on called Mogville.
Jesus, I see a problem.
I might have to go actually in the save playlist,
man, I can't even, like...
What is this song?
Alright, take the ox, bro. Fuck me. This game is on jam.
This is some British truths in here, shall we?
If you see that my slide
I'll get hard we go to the club
Just option club at this fucking point. We have to bro. Yeah, I'm done. I'm gonna go home and stream
Pressing up a little bit. Yeah, same exact fit on big
Exactly have it have a fucking nice out
Fucking down. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Tonight a fucking movie that's gonna be movie
Like cuz
Not a lot bro. This is the thing is even if it is a lot of who the fuck is gonna know bro
Cuz we love so good we covered all of our tracks fucked up though, bro
What forgot my shoulder pads bro, bro?
Oh, shoulder pads woulda sent you, bro.
That woulda sent you, bro.
I woulda framed Molly the fuck out of Yugi even more.
Bro, Yugi woulda been fucking brutalized
to fucking hiding his face for a week.
Holy cow.
My god.
Brutal.
I might never need a house.
Come on, run and go.
We might never need a shop.
Cause I feel like I never told you.
I like it
That's okay rapper
That's okay rapper bang bro. You're some bang. I got you. I like that. I'm a thing you met him
Yeah, I'm a thing. Oh, my boy. Why do you status mark now, bro?
He's cool, right? I mean, he's actually like kind of quiet. This is that fucking this that
It's a walk in the park shit, hit me on the radio, like I'm Alan Park shit
Boys number one, I missed school, I was the fastest, future looking bright
That's what I know on sunglasses, when I used to pay football, I always used to pass it
Now, I'm last day, I remember you was last day, I was the dumbest
The carrots might pass this.
There must be what I'm costing, but less expensive.
Even more expensive.
But then I'm going to kiss.
you
You
I'm sub only chat. Oh, she's she right there. She's 200 viewers in two minutes
She reminded them bro. W hunger bro. W hunger right there bro.
That should be on par with fucking TJ's hunger.
Oh no that's not. No way mom it's TJ's hunger.
Yeah not TJ's hunger. That's why I'm hungry. Holy fuck.
Holy fuck man.
Because they love in the crew. They love in the crew.
Are they loving the crew though? I mean we don't sit tonight.
Yeah I'm not, I'm not. How about you sit over in my house and sleep in OCS house?
I'm down.
I'm so down.
Can I sleep over?
Yeah.
No, you can still.
I have to talk to him.
Wait, she's doing a sleepover.
Let's do a sleepover.
Wait, Jay, let's do a sleepover in your room tonight.
Let's do a sleepover.
Oh, wait, chat.
24-hour stream.
Oh, my fucking God, I'll be mumbling all night.
Should we do a sleepover?
We could do it.
Oh, my God, bro, yeah.
No, we have to go to the club.
That's Austrian.
Oh, yeah.
We're gonna have to box it.
We could do a late bloat.
But we could, honestly, we could document some shit.
Late spark.
I'm not gonna lie after the mission to the club. Well, I'm gonna record a video of all three of us. Just smiling, bro
Yeah, cuz we'll have a good night. Yeah, I know we'll have a good night. It's facts. I had a flight tomorrow
Well, what's on your flight?
Yeah, do I say it or is it early is it I always say it's kind of early. Yeah, kind of early. That's really nothing, bro
I kind of shit really nothing
Go forward in time is it cold out in New York right now free
That's yeah
Boy spring break over there like it's spring break though the clips would be lit spring break 50 degrees
I gotta get my fits on them bro
Wait low-key you got packed for like we can have for I know I
Miami yeah, we don't wait give me any so I can check in or do I do I carry on squeeze all that bitch in there
Okay
Oh, they said it's 30 in New York right now
That means good fits. Oh my god, I love cold weather for good fits. That means I'm gonna put some crazy shit on
The latency
No, man, I know, but I can't believe it.
How do you lose weight, bro?
I don't know, you look good, bro.
I can't believe it.
Bro, you ascend it so much from the floor.
I know, but I send even more, imagine.
Bro, but if you ascend, bro, you have to send for you,
not the girls.
No, I am.
Labigee, bro, next time, wait.
When do you think you'll come back?
Soon, bro.
Here?
Well, I was going to say, if you don't come back
for three months.
No, no, no, I'm not saying that.
You've got to come back while I'm still feeling
like I say goodbye.
Yes?
You've got to say goodbye to the family.
Yeah, next month, like next month, bro, next month, he might be like kind of gone.
Oh, you read it.
He might be a little bit gone.
Some more, huh?
No, the fat.
We're going to be like, how are we going to go?
By how many milligrams, bro?
Well, straight, I'm going to shake the five.
Is that a lot?
Yeah, I was I thought you were doing 30, though.
I thought you were on 30.
30 stays on 10.
I was on 11.
Yeah.
How much is it?
Half of that.
What?
Yeah, but she has that line.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm on E, bro.
Fuck.
Why don't you stop for gas?
I totally forgot.
Oh my god, the gas system would have been a hit.
Should I go get a little gas station run or not?
Yeah, you don't want to leave that made busy on E.
Fuck it.
Don't leave that made busy on E.
Because this is gonna be the last time I drive this shit.
Don't leave that made busy on E.
No, I can fill it up later, fuck it.
Whatcha mean?
I'll fill it up later.
I got you.
I'll fill it up later, fuck it.
Okay, I'm gonna fill it up or I'll do it later tonight.
I guess I won't sleep too much.
We'll do it on some off-stream shit at the close.
Some off-stream missions, bro?
Oh my god, boys.
On-stream missions into some off-stream missions?
You got my glasses?
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Let's make sure to clean up after ourselves, though.
I'm going to go back.
Oh yeah, that's it.
A bunch of rich fanboys who are giving fame like all of them.
Fuckin'...
How we mod?
Yeah.
We got a sub-5 minute chat dude.
Like what?
No, look, shit.
Anything?
Oh, Jason.
Thank God we mugged, bro.
You imagine if we were LCNs?
A holy genetic lottery.
Thank the God we mugged.
You guys got boxes and boxes and boxes and fucking trash?
Yes, sir.
Oh, it smells like shit.
Why does it actually smell like shit?
That's not food look. This bathroom's a freak open.
Somebody just put this bitch up and shut it.
Oh my fuck!
Come on!
This house gets a lot better man.
This time it's going to get in the water.
It smells like fucking uh...
like a castle or whatever.
Oh no, literally.
Lights are on in the maybach.
Shit.
Let's go bathroom.
Yeah.
I got you.
Can I get that on your T.I.Q.
Yeah, sure.
Let me get it.
I'm gonna get it.
All right, all right, all right.
Well, well, I'm going to start dressing like this.
I'm sexy.
Fuck dress like this, man.
Pre-cash is on there.
But we can't muck normies all day every day, man.
Like it's gonna get fucking tiring.
I'm not making a chick-toe.
Let me check my chick-toe.
I think we went viral at least five times.
That's just at 379.
There have to be blackboard edits.
That's all that's going on.
I'm deleting it, bro.
What?
You're deleting it.
No.
I thought we logged.
What was your password?
It's locked, yeah.
It's OK.
Do you want water?
Why don't you just do the water drink and her?
No, I'm being honest.
You can sit.
Oh, no, right there.
Oh, here you go.
Oh, yeah.
do
Dude
This is a great thing. Thank you for your day. Good ass day today. I'm a great fucking day bro
I'm gonna ask fucking day. Fucking great day fucking amazing. I stay bro. Let's look at it. Look at it
Oh
it'll be you and Guapo as a team and they'll be like me and someone else as a
team and then someone else or like it's not team and someone else as a team so we have like a bunch of teams and stuff
hey, hey, hey yo bro
hey yo bro, what you think about that?
what you think about being on our team but look at this, it must be down here in this first team
look at this bro
This...
Wait, oh my god!
What?
Why are so many girls following me?
Bro, today might have been a generational day for you, bro.
You're a bit ash.
Look at this girl, bro.
Hey, go ahead and follow back and hit her with a DM, Gink.
gank right now or she waits for tomorrow I say right now
man thank you she's not looking at yo she look good bro this is what you better
this is this is bro come on the Mog world order ybg
oh she followed him first go ahead follow back all about right if I have
I'm John.
Followed by Redify.
You got to do some research.
Three others, bro.
You got to do some research.
Followed by you, Keith.
Oh, that is actually the YDS.
That's the YDS, man.
You know what?
Fuck it, bro.
She looked good.
Followed by a bear, man.
That ain't gonna lie.
Bro, look good is an understatement.
She looks a theory.
Here you go.
Here you go, bro.
Here you go with this shit.
She looks good, though.
Like, you took her.
Jay, while you're in New York, bro.
Hold it down, bro.
I'm going crazy.
you come back but I want when I come back see you jump the gun you didn't even know what I was going to say what are you gonna say I need to borrow the bottle while you're gone no I'm gonna have to you know listen it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission
In some cases. In a lot of cases.
What's up?
Wait, log off?
What's up, Yuki?
Hi.
You trying to fuck with real one?
That's not what I meant.
Actually, it was sexy.
I'm gonna log you one more time.
Go on here, guys.
What's up, Yuki?
Hi.
You trying to fuck with real one?
Hi.
Yuki?
Hi.
So...
Hi.
I'm gonna log you, guys.
What's up, Yuki?
Hi.
I gotta go bro
All right, boys, here's my W. Gwabba W. G do I be G bro a chat
Shit, well, I'm looking better and to bear
Yo tomorrow chat I will not be live. I will be
I will be in New York
That is deadest like bro
Like skate that's scary, man
That's scary, bro. Keep this before you head
Superflag introduced himself to stable and auto and clicks after the Mavs game?
No way!
Oh my gosh!
Let's go!
Good to see you dude!
Bro, this guy is going to be the next LeBron, bro.
Oh, that's crazy
He's literally only 18 bro
Hey, I'm out man. Yeah boys. Oh
Shit
Nineteen.
I was...
I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. Yo, tomorrow, tomorrow, I will be in New York.
I cook announcements real quick
New York tomorrow
No stream tomorrow 20th. I gotta do a lot of shit off stream
So I don't know if I will be live on the 20th either
Because not only am I on good day, New York, I will be doing a lot of like just
Just like PR stuff and then a 21st
Wisdom stream hopefully and then 22nd pop a stream in it
I'm doing a little bit of a desktop on the 22nd to IRL and then 23rd
We got May back Monday with Phantom and we'll link what Evelyn hard to so I love y'all man. I appreciate y'all
I'll see y'all boys
when I see y'all
Give me the music
Super, super fun.
Not so good.
We'll see you later already.
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