you
30 minutes I am up I listen bro
me versus the shea is locked in bro I'm gonna beat the living shit out of
the shea frost June 6 come on bro come on bro stop saying GGs y'all doubting me
bro confidence is there I'm there I'm beat the living shit out of the shea
for us okay listen I know y'all I might not have the experience like he does
okay I might not have the athleticism and you're not even at that athletic okay
he probably been in more fights than me he probably has but he don't got the same
confidence he don't got the same great determination as me okay go Joe
versus joe go make man fuck you listen all right I'm gonna put in the work bro
I'm gonna put in the work um that doesn't mean I'm taking off uh streaming that
just means it's just more work more work I gotta do man okay um only issue
is I travel but bro I just gotta I just got to put in the work when I
travel so yeah yeah yeah yeah come on bro I've done worse shit okay I've done
worse shit I was on an island for seven days man okay I'm not doing boxing
streams though I'm not doing none of that shit okay um this is all off string
all off string maybe do one with Deji maybe maybe like one or two but nah
Bro, six years and change. Okay. Fuck you
But this is my first and last fight man, okay, I will be becoming a professional fighter for a day
but
That's linear chat
Don't worry about it
I'm afraid I got this shit. Okay. I got this shit 301 whatever bro
Honestly, it's better for y'all to think that I'm gonna go 0-1 and that I'm gonna lose
Way less pressure for me way less pressure for me
Way less pressure you sound like Wapo bro, whatever whatever whatever a lot of people will be scared in my position
Be like oh, what why would you pick the shade?
Did she got way more experience than you he's boxed three years in before he's got three years of boxing experience
Oh, I don't got no time experience. I don't give a fuck man. I'm gonna fuck bro. Let's make it a show
Let's make a show and
I'm pretty confident, bro. He's a ladies. He's shorter. He shorter me. I got range on him, bro
Okay, I'm gonna use it to my advantage. Okay. I'm not a fucking punch it back all dog. Oh today
Boston shit aside
Um, auto will be pulling up in approximately like one hour
Should be a banger stream today
Also, I'm having I think the bowtie sisters are coming in with for Ron
I'm having me the bowtie sisters. I'll say hi as well, but we're gonna go
I'm gonna have him try like an agent cuisine
Oh, what do you think? What do you think I should do with auto? I had an idea first, but
It fell through so I'm not gonna lie been scrambling around trying to figure out what we should we should do
But definitely gonna get him
Edibles, I mean I was I was trying to do that, but
He's Canadian and apparently apparently like I don't know like something something with him with the border
I don't want to snitch on him. I kind of said it, but you know, you're not the best idea for him
I don't know maybe bris made back Tuesdays. No, we're gonna we're gonna go
We're gonna take the make back go to Ralph's maybe buy some like Asian food and have him try some Asian shit
I don't know
Mid-o blow in the box, bro if he wants me
What should we cook chat?
We could cook some shit. I'm gonna be honest, bro
Me and all though together is gonna be great vibes like we don't really need a crazy fucking idea
fuck Asian food dumplings cooks a matter daddy
oh you can make fuck at an hour no no no
what about like spicy ass ramen spicy ramen challenge
taking the air one should I just trick out
auto out chat what are we thinking Korea town man I got my chat
kitchen is a mess um yeah it is a fucking mess bro I'm not gonna lie
I'm just kidding I'm not tricking Aldo out bro.
Alright let's go to the car now. How are you using that dirty ass kitchen?
Let's see, let's see this.
Now he's mad wild I'm not gonna lie. The one thing I'm gonna do is dodging.
So all I have to do, he can't, Jason though, he can't take pressure.
I'm seeing this and seeing and seeing the little what's the name shit. I'll just see
Like this was two years ago, bro. You're not a pressure like I'll do cuz then it was the box me
Yes
He was the box me for the main event
No for milk
He's home up for him or for me
Now I want this now. I need this I need this bro. Yep. Look at the confidence bro
guy just wait till June 6 look at the confidence that he has bro and then
all of a sudden I get him with a nice right hook left hook to the body he's
like oh shit oh shit now you a different beast now bro
Have you seen him by before I bought one time on stream actually to so two times
And I got a strong-ass chair, bro
You have a keen for we're getting tortured bro, I'm not well y'all acting like I'm I'm about to die
Yeah, I'm gonna die too fucking to shave for us. Are you out your goddamn mind?
I'm gonna send her here today, and you don't see this very often in agenda
Holy shit.
You've never been hit for real.
It's gonna be embarrassing.
Ay yo yo, whatever man.
Keep saying that shit.
Yo, is Jason a good boxer?
I've never seen him box but he told me that he boxed.
To all the NMS.
What is his spot if I said it?
someone tell me um my boxing experience not really much boxing experience to be
honest with you but we gotta make shit work bro you know two months that's a
lot of time bro a lot of time every day every night I just gotta put in the
effort put in the work
oh my god wait what is this not like in spain
bro
Yeah, now the energy in a football stadium compared to like literally anything in the
the US is different, bro.
Isn't it? Last time I seen it was two old bare mutants.
Damn!
Damn! That's crazy!
Two more now?
Wow.
Oh
That's
Bro, oh just brother. I'm tripping. I'm tripping. Sure. It's brother. That's what I'm
Do the one
I've seen Suki doing this shit yesterday, man
What like bro, what is he doing? What is he actually doing? He's a fuck. He's are these french fries
Yeah, where's that?
I'm not a misgifter that gives a hundred he can easily mug you
Okay, he's scared
I'm loyal to Jason. I'm loyal to Jason. I'm sorry.
Wait, what the fuck?
I'm just gonna
Like, what? Like, what?
What is he doing is silky raising right now on video did he raise on VR chat
Number three? I don't actually have a number three. I just kinda want those two, pal.
What am I like? What is this, bro?
What are you recording on, bro?
Dude, what the fuck is that, man?
Like, what's JLI genuinely? What is that?
What is that?
Siggi.
What could a used book in, uh, Develops?
Oh
No way no way
Oh my god, wow, wow, 100% accuracy, oh my god, this is crazy, this is crazy, no.
You next?
I mean, bro, I'm out of here in London soon.
Together like the good old days.
Now yesterday was a good ass time,
I had a good ass time, bro.
Even though I was watching that basketball game,
I had no idea, I actually knew one player in that court.
Cause that's who M.A.S.H. was looking for.
But, you know, just being all together,
like that shit was fun as fuck.
And, I know I shouldn't smoke, bro.
Cuz I shouldn't just smoke in general and you know, I got June 6th coming up, but bro fuck it man
I'll smoke
I'll smoke in a Maybach. I'll hotbox that shit
you know why you're sitting here calling me a monk
No, man, I miss Max, bro. Max is, Max is funny as shit. Always a good time.
Fuck is this.
Alright Lacey Jagged, Lacey not here right now. Y'all really think Lacey, Darla, all-time stream couples?
Fuck, no, baby.
See see he didn't need to say that bro that's fucked up man. I
Mean they ain't a streamer code not facts. They're not a streamer couple though, bro facts
I
Brother
Which I ever start y'all
A little bit go like this is a place the OCS
Damn bro
Oh my god, look at how fat Lacey was. Eww. Oh my fucking gosh, man
And look at my look at me wearing this beanie bro, I love this bro
Yeah, never I can't ever go back to the beanie arc. I was chopped
But look at the glow up from all three of us, bro. He really has him as fuck now
come on bro yes we glowed up we glue up and I'm still glowing up bro just wait
just wait till June actually wait till June bro I'm gonna look sexiest fuck
I
Okay, no need to be linking that shit, right?
Not gonna be 135 June, bro. I'm staying maintenance week. I can't give up. I won't give up
I've trained too much and come too far to give up now
Hey listen bro, I'm on my boxer art man
Listen, I said I wanted to accomplish it this year this year. I'm out of you boxer. So
We're gonna we're gonna make it happen. Um
Um, everybody, to everybody saying like oh you should have picked a shade, bro.
Who else would make sense?
Who else would make sense, huh?
I say Asian Jeff, oh it's too easy of a fight for you, oh it's not, it's gonna be boring,
oh go J. Stinko, oh no J. Stinko's too hard, oh Klicks, Klicks said no, bro.
Klicks said no, who no one said that, no one said that, no one said that!
Fucking hate this chat, bro
Desai is literally perfect
Sure, you got more spears of me, but
Y'all making me look crazy and a fax bro. What the fuck what the fuck are they doing?
You do it to yourself
Asian Jeff so now y'all are saying Asian Jeff is a better fight
Holy fuck, bro
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna need you to code for it in this box of food, dude
I'm gonna have a venue and
I'm gonna sell tickets chat because I can make some money back
Who's pulling up, NMX Boxing 4?
If I sell tickets, who's pulling up?
Now, I know when I throw events for viewers, most of the time it's free, anyone could just
pull up and enter and watch the concert that I threw, but nah, I'm not making it
for eight this time sorry man
you have to register register who are the judges still working on the judges
no one is pulling up now you write bro hmm how much I don't know yet I don't
know yet
don't know yet can I watch on stream what type of question is that bro
gay oh hell no they got they got the the girl they Jason turned gay we got a
Jason they got Irene no say they show
I knew I knew it I knew it I knew it no say the risk even is back
I did not make her gay she straight again bring her back fuck no are y'all
Crazy what is wrong with y'all?
What is so much
Don't kill yourself
I don't know why
Classic
30 year old and 24 year old named raw dog moon. This my ball. Holy fucking shit, man.
Out like that? Geeked up equal. But when a nigga feels so geeked up equal in a nigga
out like that
is some tricky shit going on brah
and this nigga probably was in the hyperbolic time chamber bro this nigga kept going to age like four times bro so i've noticed that he done done some shit bro
he done done some shit bro i'm i'm i'm i'm going to do some bro
i got i got my mouth
hey w miss bro
he done done some shit
hey w miss w miss
listen bro i got some shit under my sleeve man
Ladies tapped in, bro.
Cement? No, I'm not gonna be stuffing my gloves.
Whoa, it was low key busy.
Like, what was, what was it doing?
Like, this is, this is wild, bro.
What is all we're doing?
Loud?
Are you loud?
I'm just asking how loud the hell he's got.
I mean, he's wrong.
Wrong is right next to you.
He's wrong years later.
Yes, he claims he does.
You should have.
No, he claims he does.
I don't know if it's even possible
because I wouldn't be doing that here.
Yeah, you don't be here wrong?
No, bro.
Hell strokes, bro.
Oh no.
Yo, what is wrong with me?
This your man's bro. We gotta clean this house. We can say fries. Did somebody say fries?
He's 30, bro, no family
Um, like bro, what is Silky doing bro?
I was going through my camera and found these stuff, and what?
What the fuck?
Who is this?
hands are these
Nos oh
Well, what the fuck was or key doing?
What the fuck I do not remember this at all
I remember when we're all on the ground being funny. Look at fucking look at her hair
Oh the booboo's dude
Rizzy watch that clip bro. What the fuck?
What was he giving like a back muscle is that wax or some shit or a hot candle wax?
Holy shit, what a night man
Why are Lotus? I don't know what happened dude. Lacey was chopped, bro. That's that's insane
Damn
Do this?
Boxing stream on days when he doesn't have a co-
I'm not gonna stream my boxing
I feel like that's a horrible idea
Hey, this better be me!
This better be me!
Sir
I need to edit like this after I whooped this shay ass
You might have to watch this for inspiration brother
It's unbelievable
I'm so locked in well the fights are locked in um
um arc is saunthea bro like they like i don't know bro bro arcie said
if i fight the shea who fights saunthea but i texted yesterday are you actually down and
fights saunthea no response bro double text him no response brother this dude actually scammed me
June 6 reactions nice
bro nice reaction that I love damn I'm not getting done like this you're out for
god damn mom i'm not here nothing like that bro you you are out your fucking mind
HELL NO HELL NO
I'm not fucking horrible, but you know me I just need a train that's literally it
Headgear no headgear. I don't know yet. Um
Trying to figure out if I need to get this event sanctioned
But I don't know yet might not need headgear
No headgear. I'm gonna be honest. I
never seen you box
You know or whatever, but I don't think it's gonna be a slaughter
I don't think the shade is gonna murder you because he smokes hookah every fucking day in his lungs
probably don't have no fucking air left in them but the shade is stronger than you
yeah yeah sure what's he called I called the shade yesterday he was on
stream but he made his mic he was like bro not gonna lie man I'm gonna be
needing to take time off this shit wait what I'm not taking time off I'm
I'm still gonna be streaming in most days.
I just stream in and train at night
in the morning or some shit.
Stream less is just to lose.
I'm not streaming less.
Sanction, you can't choose judges.
Yeah, so the way I'm trying to do it
is basically the first five fights of sanction.
This is gonna be like Asian Jeff versus RAF.
Oh wait, who do I get for Asian Jeff?
I get Raph?
Asian Jeff versus Raph?
I mean, I don't know if Raph would be down to fight Asian Jeff.
Let me call him, bro, let me call him, bro.
Get landed?
Come on, bro.
Landing low, keep whooping his ass, bro.
I feel like rat rat versus Asian Jeff like that's a that's a good fight then dad
Yo, yo, what are you live? Yeah, I'm live too, bro
Okay, um
What are you doing?
You're talking to your girlfriend. Yeah, I was wondering bro. Would you fight H&F or not?
Damn
Damn that quick bro
What
shit across his wall and shit and if I am boosted to that I won't actually just end everything
I will end everything Jason. If I am boosted to Asian Jeff I will be
Asian Jeff has fireworks he was putting shit on his walls
yeah he was munching all our shit all over his walls
the fuck when did this happen?
well this happened like a while ago
So don't lose.
I see them getting jacked at shit and I'm a fat chump and I'm a fat chump.
Brother, if this is getting jacked in, then bro, Asian Jeff getting jacked.
He busy in the show.
Not low key though. Why?
Okay
Okay, I mean he's kind low key. I mean are you still is little?
Okay, Jason. I I either need to verse someone really small or really big because if I lose against my K2 smooth
That was gonna be like, oh, they was gonna win already
They already or everyone already knew that like I even need to verse on like I guarantee win or I guarantee loss
Like it used to be like David and Goliath David and Goliath
I saw you were so you're fine you were zoe
I will yeah over Zoey
I'll tell you what man
Alright, well shit who's fine Asian Jeff then why just get that oh
Do I get landed I don't know what's more fair landing or that?
Why be she? Okay, bro. What do you mean? Why did you?
You want me? Lacey's calling me? What up, broski?
Go, Jay-Z love you. I'm on stream right now. My chat's telling me you have a therapist
that could help me. Um, I have an off-stream therapist.
No, no, no. On stream, they're saying. Oh, an on-stream one? I mean, yeah,
Yeah, but you gotta like schedule with him
What do you mean?
Like you can't just call him up or like this is the real registered
Therapist
Like he's like he like does real-life therapy
Okay, be honest. Do you think I have do you think if you think this is accurate
Do you think that I have a gambling addiction a weed and alcohol addiction a lying addiction anger management problem?
a diet and weight loss problem, a sex addiction?
Sex addiction?
You have a sex addiction?
Or acting gay addiction?
Acting gay addiction, yes.
Sex addiction?
I don't know.
I don't know about that one.
I mean, I don't really know about that one.
Game addiction, yes.
Yeah, I think, yeah, you have a lot of addiction.
Weed addiction?
I don't know.
Do you, how often do you smoke weed?
Like a couple of times a month, maybe?
So, nah, that's not addiction.
I do the same shit.
Thank you.
All right, bro, I wish I had a therapist.
Appreciate you, man.
You can't just find a therapist, bro.
Wait, can you link me with the way they're saying Dr. K?
Yeah.
I tried to link him with Ron,
and I guess he just didn't respond to Ron.
So, I mean, I can text him,
but I don't have his number.
I only got his Twitter.
Oh, okay. Okay.
Maybe I'll just...
Yeah.
Okay, alright, thank you, bro.
I do have a sex doctor if you want.
Man, I mean, her.
It's a sex doctor?
I do have a sex therapist from way back when, bro.
Sex therapist?
I have a sex therapist, and you need her, bro.
She talks to you about having sex, or was that...
Well, I'm not gonna lie.
I could get Dr. Taurus sex therapist.
I uh, got therapy session with her way back when, way back when.
You and Darla can't, you know what I'm saying?
Why do you hang up, bro?
Yo, 3k Jacob!
Dude, she was actually helpful.
Wait, so how does the judges work? So enemies boxing forward the judges?
I'm still gonna ref?
For the first five fights
First five fights and then the last three fights it's gonna be
Like regulated judges and I think those are gonna be the sanctions
And that's when I go and I go warm up and
You know I'm saying GG stamina. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm gonna be running around
I'm gonna be tired as fuck after five rounds, but bro at the end of the day, bro
I want to put on a show man in the whole point of enters boxing is
Me being the ref bro. Nah, just if I don't wrap I feel like it's just that and and
I'm hopefully get my statement up by then
You will use that as an excuse
fuck it you're the main event you need to start sparring bro two months better
I'm not gonna say too much I don't want to say too much because then you know the
shame might be analyzing some clues and you're like oh shit he's sparring oh shit
he's not looking too bad I gotta put more work in I don't fucking know I don't
I'm gonna just pop out fight night
Leave it all on the fucking in the boxing ring. I don't want to make a fucking
I don't want to make a montage and release it the night before and then fucking lose like bro. That's retarded
But you will be seeing that documentary if I suck around and win facts
Jedeon reacts to a youtuber who DM 100 Miners to see you.
What's good, YouTube bro?
I'm gonna jump straight into it.
I hope y'all haven't-
Is this a good idea?
A good day?
How do you beat a rock?
Like, I'm gonna just jump straight into it.
DMing 100 Miners until I meet Jedeon.
Bro, what the actual fuck is wrong with this guy?
Like, how do you beat around the bush?
Bro, Free Diddy Avenue.
I heard Diddy.
Is it just me?
Do y'all find this funny or is this weird?
Cloud is a drug fax.
Into bro, I'm gonna jump straight into it.
I hope y'all having a good day,
but I'm gonna jump straight into it, bro.
Jiddy on, jiddy on, jiddy on.
As y'all can see by the title DMing 100 miners until I meet Gideon, yes bro, that will I be doing, that's-
I'm not even watching the rest of this, bro, that's just insane, man.
I- I- What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
I goon with my grandma ashes.
I make EDP 445 look like an angel.
DMing 100 miners until I meet Gideon.
I got my twin sister pregnant without her knowing!
My first time seeing my mother get cracked?
My dad tried to crack me?
She told me she was transmitting blowjob?
I know, my- yo!
Listen, bro, that's crazy.
There's like levels to doing crazy shit for views, you know.
I'll do the fucking four poses and getting all fours and eat wet bread, but brother.
He took it a step further, dude.
Sure.
What?
I know.
Do you need a word with me now?
I have a screwdriver?
A screwdriver?
No, we need a buff plug.
Why do you need a buff plug?
Hey, NMS.
Hi.
How you guys doing?
Why do you need a buff plug?
Um, so Woj was telling me that people can cheat in chess.
Your community probably knows about this.
You can put a butt plug in my ass and then tell me the moves by vibrating it
So I want to be I want to beat them by you like
What is this gonna do that's for you that's just for you
I don't have a vibrate you don't have vibrator you go you go older vibrator
Come on, I know you got my beard.
I know what you mean by beard.
I missed.
What the fuck?
All right.
You're welcome to play chess when they come here.
I'm going to try to beat them.
Bro, me and Arnold probably pop in.
Is he good at chess?
No. I need someone to beat them today, bro.
You've got to beat them. Are you training for your chess tonight?
Yes. I'm going to become the Magnus Carlson of Stable.
Oh, hell yeah.
Call me stable Carlson.
All right, bro, well, you let me know, bro.
All right, man.
I'll let you know if I find a vibrator.
All right, bro, well, we don't want to hang out either.
Sometimes I miss hanging out with you.
I miss hanging out with you too, bro.
This kitchen's not the same without you.
It's just a grill.
It's just a greasy spoon
without you
You got a pop on my head here?
Yeah
I'm just kidding
I'm high-ready for him
Yeah, no
What did he say, mouse?
Dude, why is there so many flies?
This is disgusting, man
Fucking ew
So many flies in my room is disgusting. I'm dead. I don't know why
He brought the flies
Yeah, look up John. It's a blue. Yeah. Yeah
No, no, we don't got shit
Wait, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
I said, we got shit today, right?
Yeah, we got Aldo pulling up.
We're gonna go probably to Rouse once he pulls up, bro.
I don't know.
Do we have him try spicy noodles, I'm sure?
Like, Bodo?
Yeah.
Oh, hell no.
And then he's gonna meet the Boatess sisters.
It's gonna be good vibes today, bro.
It's gonna be fire.
VR today?
What are these cameras, by the way?
Are these VR cameras?
Why do I have fucking VR?
Oh, I think it is VR camera because it has to track your body and shit.
I think Woz set it up yesterday. I didn't know I was there though.
So these cameras, they track my body?
Yeah, so the remote is attached to your foot, I think your arm, your elbow, and then obviously your body.
Dude, Woz was going crazy yesterday. He was risen!
Oh my god, you saw the clip?
Yeah, I actually did. That was mad random.
It was getting busy. I walk upstairs. I am talking about what the fuck and I keep the corner and just do a shade of just
Hey, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm kind of adjacent. I'm gonna see what Jason
Yeah, not that girl
She's a character character for sure
230 230 you better pillow you said he's gonna be a little late. I don't know what he's doing
but yeah
She's your VR wife now. What's up, bro? Coachella soon. You come to Coachella with me, man.
All right. I know, man. Yeah, I don't think there's a
I don't think that was a question. I have no choice. I will come
But I want to I was uh, we gotta see Justin Bieber, bro. Justin Bieber, but I think
Josh, we go three days or two days. I'm thinking just for two days
Two days like oh three days like bro. You see that too far. I think after three after two days
I got enough footage for the vlog. We got all the guys in one crib. That's gonna be a banger in itself
You know all that wanted to do one of the shit you wanted to cut my hair
For today and I was like hell no, bro. Do not hold on there, bro. You can't down here so
Yes, that's our hell. Maybe I don't know or should I make or shout of good?
Let's just say what if you hit like 19k today?
today
Hell no, hell no, hell no, what is this knob?
But don't I don't know what you don't want to fuck it. I don't know if it's London, bro
But you look like you're gonna make yourself ugly
For like what what's why I got to look good for London
Not facts facts I can't ever go back to being chopped okay because it's true man when you're chopped people treat you differently
People look at you and they just like oh he's chopped not not that important boom blow up
Boom. Oh he got nice hair. Oh, he got nice lips. Oh, he got nice eyebrows. Ooh look at the earring in his ears
Well, this guy's important right here.
Bro, you know what's crazy?
It's actually true.
I was talking to my friend, and we were talking about you, and then that person was like,
yeah, like Jason actually grew up.
But, but, her friend, you know, but, but no, I don't know.
Yes, you do!
Oh, your friend!
Yeah, but like, she told me that her friends think that you chop.
I was like, damn, that's fucked up.
But at least she thinks that you grew up and she...
Wait, what the fuck, bro?
I just have to add that, I just want to make sure that's weird.
Cause like, I hate you all, but I have to hunker you a little bit.
Uh, damn, wow.
Um, well, her friends probably chopped this fuck too.
Chopped.
I really, uh, I really should have had some though.
You know you had some.
I mean, if you're scared about it, then maybe you don't have some, but I don't know.
Ah, nah, bro. I literally jerk off to myself, so.
Hellfeminists, so they can call me chop, but I can't call them chop.
In so because I call someone chopped that calls me chopped. I'm a fucking in cell
That's how it works
What bro, what all women are beautiful now facts that it's fast bro all women are beautiful
Learn to be better.
Fly spawnpoint.
Oh my god, that's so fucking disgusting.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, that's so disgusting.
That is lit.
EWWW!
Wait, John, get the iron, bro.
I gotta clean the kitchen, bro.
I'll clean the kitchen that is actually so
So I seen your VR pros
Yeah, yeah, I was literally testing to make sure how did you get that girl on it? Wait, what's her name?
Kaijura, Kaijura
Kar-kari
Kyra, isn't better. I was like so so she was just on
Like any questions I just gonna ask you just started hanging out. We're on VR chat
Respect your tier three son
Like we get an airline check or not
Don't tell me you got scammed, bro.
Hold on, the hair's mowing.
It's just shedding in it.
It sheds when it comes back in four months.
Oh, shit.
It takes like 46 months.
And then you'll have luscious long hair?
Well, it's on my hair, so it'll still be like,
I'll just have hair where there wasn't hair before.
It won't like, I will.
Wait, what does the back of your head look like?
I mean, it's already going in.
Oh, oh.
Okay
It'll just be like
You know, somewhere hats
Yeah
W airline incoming
Won't get like random comments about my airline
You know what I'm saying
That's me
That's fucking dumb
Yeah, we're all going up man
Airline loading
Stop nicotine too
Stop nicotine?
Oh yeah, he's talking to you
Fucking feeding
Get mad like really yeah, this dude was like if I get mad
Yeah, but I'm a sample. I've never seen that
I just get like irritated like easy now. Okay. Have you ever seen me mad?
I mean, yeah, you get irritated easy in general.
You love the music, it's even come to that.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, you get it wrong.
It ain't basic.
Wait, that ass?
I do get irritated.
You get irritated quick, but then you also get over it, like, instantly.
Yeah.
Well, just like, like, little spurts of, like, rage, and then you, like...
I have, I have a goldfish memory.
Yeah.
I just get frustrated sometimes.
Yeah.
I might never get mad.
You get, like, overwhelmed and, like, angry, and then, like, five minutes later you're good.
Yeah, yeah.
Insecure dude. So me being frustrated makes me insecure. Holy fucking shit man.
Yes nice bro. Little man syndrome. I'm bloated as well. Almost 30 minutes away.
So what do you think we should do? I'm just asking again.
Culture swap cooking. I don't know what the fuck white person culture cooking in Canada
mayonnaise sandwiches
It'll be like mayonnaise and ham or something
Hot dogs, little hit, and burgers
Please send me an iron, let's go bro
I gotta get the cookie kitchen right
Jesus Christ
It's disgusting
There's flies in my broom
How do they get in my room from outside?
Like on little crevices?
Did you just see the trash can outside?
That was some good stuff.
No, it's funny.
Come here, closet real quick.
My closet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's this?
Okay, listen.
Come here, you fucking closet.
All right, I was eating it in my closet because I was folding laundry, so I was multi-tasking
and I just forgot to throw it away.
I'm gonna throw it away.
Bro, but there's no flies, though, because the cap is on.
Yeah, I guess, dude.
That's brand new.
All right.
That was really a couple hours ago.
No, that was last night.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I was trying to protect him, but all right.
Listen.
throw it away I'm gonna throw it away later the way I clean my room is I load
up trash and then one night or one day I'll just throw all the trash out all
at once on a big trash in my room
What do I even start, bro?
It looks like three boxes outside.
No problem.
This one has a different quality.
I don't like the other one.
All right, bro.
So there's already a lot of flies.
Well, this is me, bro.
This is mine.
There's so many boxes.
This is the sky.
There's actually no way.
Look at this little box.
I moved two of these boxes already.
And you can put them to see all of them.
Oh!
Wait, can I see it?
Can I see the fly?
Oh, it's on the bag!
Oh my f***ing God, man.
Okay, yeah.
At least I got goosebumps.
You know, I feel like...
maybe we rotate from cooking.
And maybe I just get, like, ramen
and have some spicy noodles.
Do you want to just, like, muck thing in your room?
in your room and ask them questions.
Stuff like that.
I mean, we went to get some cleaning supplies and stuff,
so we can clean it.
But I have to drive.
Maybe actually, I'm just going to be coming in.
No, no, you're going to drive.
I'll drive.
You are going to drive?
Yeah, I'll just go there.
Hello.
Hey, guys.
Listen, wait, nah.
I don't want you to clean up someone else's mess.
That's fucked up.
So, it's great.
Wait.
Now, wait.
You wanted to do that.
Don't try to.
I got it.
No, no, no, no, but I think he is like
No, like it's not bad. I'm literally gonna carry this boss outside
Okay, and then we need a half master or some shit
Fucking you want me to do it right now or you want to do it?
I want to do it together so it's easier
Like in the traffic and like outside, it's so bad
Wait, what?
Just, just, if you wanna go look at it.
I feel itchy.
I got fly thingies, fly traps.
Fly traps? We need a lot of that.
We need a full extermination.
Oh my god, I was on an island, I was on an island.
And I was bit up by a fucking way worse.
What are footballs gonna do? They're just gonna fly around, you know what I'm saying?
But I'm not on the island anymore so I'm like yeah, you're back in LA so be a LA system boy
Oh my god, look it's on the Amazon bag look
Let's look at the glue bro is disgusting
Hi, can we actually get cleaners for me, yes?
No, you guys can see that this is like 100 plus dollars.
Yeah, we need to do that.
Holy shit.
What's that?
P.O.
Oh, you're a P.O.?
Yeah, I'm a P.O.
Holy shit.
You're a little fucking bunch of people.
Maybe you fucking like jump up a little bit, OK?
This is from...
I'm not a P.O.
Can I just get served?
Uh...
You're lying.
You're lying, man!
For what?
You do not have to appear.
What the fuck?
Why do they send this to the...
Why do they send this to your PO?
What is this?
Is this real or fake?
Is this real?
Nah, this is fake.
This is fake.
There's no way.
What the f-
Is that Reno Deladal?
No, I don't know what this is.
The...
No, none of this!
The truth of service!
Affidavit!
My name...
Is this a letter?
No, it's not my name.
What do you get assumed for?
I don't know.
Matt Baylish?
That's not my name.
That's not your name, bro. This is someone else's shit.
I think I got life, bro.
My fucking head is itchy.
Can I just get served?
Proof of service affidavit.
My name's Brian.
I'm over the age of 18 and not a party to the corresponding cases.
Brian, does that ring a bell?
No.
What the fuck?
Semina is a real law office in Burbank?
Notice of service.
Jason, where's your blonde hair?
Wait, what am I getting sued for?
Succeeds while sulking.
Oh, this is not for me.
Someone just-
Is this for Matt Babish?
Wait, who is it?
Attachments three.
Who's Hosni Alarvano?
I feel bad for this.
February 18th, 1982.
Oh my God, I see their social security number.
Oh wow, yeah.
So someone just put a wrong address in it.
Declaration for injuries?
Damn, bro.
Shit's going on in here.
workers compensation appeal board.
Yo, Hosni, Aravalla, we got your shit, man.
Social Security Number 621.
Yo!
Wait, is this...
Was this meant to be shipped to me?
Yeah, look.
Three medical records attached.
Yeah, bro.
So that's a fun one.
So reading a fake name is a felony.
Jesus, bro.
Brother put my address down for a lawsuit
and fled the country.
Nice.
Thanks, Hosni.
OK.
I mean, I don't know why they said that's me.
OK.
Next to you, we got from.
Ugly ass dog.
What's wrong?
Oh, she's nice.
From Carter.
Lee C.P.L. OK, thanks, Carter.
You should see.
What do you mean, although?
Yeah, I've met all of them before, I think.
Yeah?
I feel like I have.
Okay.
Oh, Lacey, I love your streams, you're awesome.
I'm wondering if you can please sign this phone case
and send it back.
Yeah.
Actually, I'm going to give this a sign, too.
I'm going to give this a sign, too.
Well, definitely send it back.
I'm going to have you sign it off,
so we can send it back.
I'm going to have you sign it off, too.
I'm going to send it back.
It would mean a lot.
I really look forward to getting it back.
Have a good rest of your day.
Nice. Now Coco's gonna be fucking on caffeine.
Coco, no, stop looking at caffeine!
Oh my God.
Sorry, Coco.
What's your dog like on caffeine?
No, no, no.
It's cookies.
They can't eat.
Oh, like that.
Exactly.
You're a seeker.
What's that?
Gilly.
This is obviously the best time.
Gilly, bro.
Where's your streamer?
He just left.
He just left?
What is he being on, bro?
He's gone.
What have you been on?
I've been on some shit.
Some shit?
I'm trying to hack you, brother.
Oh, I think some of it's under the door.
At least.
All right!
Holy order, Ron.
Oh my...
Ah!
What are you doing?
I'm just about to learn the pathological...
Ah, checkmate.
Oh...
When is she pulling up?
Wait, twins?
Very well.
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
You sure know about the twins?
I'm not kidding, I saw it on Twitter.
I don't know how it blew up, it's because crypto twitter bro.
So the bad guy was Ada Edelman.
Yeah, Ben Pashnak, what did you make the break up?
I keep it out.
I mean, I have like a hundred million dollars to get you killed for like two thousand dollars?
Yeah, probably for like thirty thousand a crypto, I could probably just die.
You know I'm saying but you know I didn't do anything wrong. I actually met the guy
He was pretty cool, and I'm pretty chill with him, and I did nothing
I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything and I
And I've never been suicidal and I never wanted to ever harm myself and I'm not even I'm allergic to absolutely nothing
I've been pretty happy pretty content with my life. So if anything bad happens to me, it's not me
Yeah, but
I don't got a pulled up
Oh fuck!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Nah, that shouldn't be...
Is this imported wood from Japan?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's part of the design.
Well, those not to love, eh?
All those...
Yeah, bro.
We could all do some shit, bro.
And he said he wanted a 1v1 in chess.
Me?
No.
One of the sisters.
And he has one of the...
Of course I want one of the sisters.
I'm pretty sure I don't think both have like husbands or boyfriends.
Am I mistaken?
I don't fucking know.
What does matter to Jason?
Oh, hearted? Are you even hearted?
This guy's weird!
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Okay, he's like, what?
When you die though, I mean I'll take every M&M's.
No, I'm not gonna die.
I don't think I'm gonna die.
What's your free burn of M&M's?
I feel like, you know, that's already a thing. You know what I mean? I don't really need to rebrand that.
Um, what?
Yeah, you heard?
I'm fighting.
The Shea Frost.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the Shea Frost is like, pretty good at fighting.
Yeah, he is.
But I mean, when you're in your corner, when you're up...
Are you gonna give me a mock order?
Are you gonna give me room for me?
You think I'm gonna win?
What?
Yeah, if you get knocked out though, who will I root for?
What do you mean? I'm not gonna knock out.
I'm gonna beat the fuck out of the Shea Frost.
for us. Wait, so then who's rafting the whole night? I'll raf five rounds and then the last three rounds.
Oh, you wanna raf? You wanna raf? No, I'm pretty good at leeching. Okay, okay. Look, I gotta figure out
because there's a possibility. When you rafmed, you cut it way too early. I wanted to see someone
get knocked out. So if I'm getting my ass whooped, I'll be like, I'm gonna do family
Imagine you're asked for where you should move your pieces
Wait, whoa, yeah, do you think we need a sanction the last three fights or not?
Oh, yeah, the lights don't work in there and the lights don't work in there
The new house
I don't remember how's it?
I have something to do with it.
I don't remember how's it.
Like you owe them a whole like a sight, right?
What would the rumor down?
Rumor has it that, what?
Hey!
Yeah!
Hey!
Bro, the rumor has it we just might be in there pretty soon, bro.
Yeah, bro!
We'll be together.
New house?
You heard?
What?
Max is gonna live with us.
I'd probably not.
Yeah.
I feel like we need some new people in the house to let one of their streamers want it badly that house is
woesh no
it would be a VR session
I'm starting my VR only thing to do
we need more streamers in that house it's too big
it needs to be like the hq's
okay let's think like fake like who who's like a streamer that knows how to stream but also has like a die hard community
She's a you know, it's physically impossible to wrap both your hands and put them on your head
Okay, so
What the fuck, what's that?
Instinctively just start shooting at it up your ass!
Why did you do that?
When they come into the house, it's been welcomed.
I just started doing this, I started doing it.
What's your house for, bro? So we're in a fucking balcony, so we're in our living room.
So we're everywhere, bro.
Oh, fuck. That felt weird.
Yeah, I wonder why, man.
Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
But, I don't know if you're right, dude.
I was just holding him, because I was like advised like,
yo, just hold it.
Oh, he was like, I'm not, I mean, I lost money.
I lost 10 bags.
I love MLG, remember?
MLG, lost money on S2.
A lot of crypto me-coins just go well for me.
Well, crypto's the future, dude.
What's that?
You like your rice, Jason?
I told you, I knew it.
I knew it was a joke.
Oh, oh, fuck no.
That actually has to be toxic.
What is that?
They look like fuckins, just like mushed.
Wish I was like you.
Do you gotta hit the other dance, come on?
What's the guy think he goes like this?
I don't know that one, I know that one.
IPM 300 minors until Gideon responded.
Yep, saw that. That guy's channel is pretty crazy.
Who's that with that clip? Should I just wait here for them?
I said I didn't know what to do.
So what are you going to do until he gets here?
That's not what I have. When he gets here? Although?
Oh, what am I gonna do? Say he better be here in like five
Sisters coming
I love you my 22. I think you have the same time. That would be that would be
You want to do the tongue-tongued the whore dance
How do you do it?
I think it's like...
I'll sign up there.
I'm all comfortable.
So what are we going to do until we move in?
Probably stream.
Yeah?
We should do like a black hole in the house.
Oh, now we're talking, bro!
We should do like a pre-recorded thing with a green screen and there's like a black hole.
Okay.
We should do like a pre-recorded thing where it's like a green screen and we build, oh my god, or we make a whole tweet.
So, we just label a phase, fuck it, the last phase house event, so everyone clicks on it.
Dude, we shoot a rocket into space and we pretend we're in it.
And then we go to a black hole of it and we're gone for three weeks.
That's two.
Yes?
That's not a horrible idea, bro.
You heard what our new name is gonna be?
Uh, VBL, boys?
No, B-B-L-B, B-L-B, B-L-B.
What's up, boys?
Yeah.
Bro, let's stick with it, bro.
I'm not kidding!
If we put our money together, I'm dead out to be the Vi-Brogman.
What if we renovated it and we make it a fucking castle?
I'm down, bro. That's possible.
Bro, anything is possible.
I'm down, bro. Let's buy a Brogman.
Wait, is it up for sale?
I think so, it's 30 grand a month.
Bro, we didn't really...
Is it crazy to move back in a month?
Everyone in the world will know our address. No one knows our address right now.
It's crazy. Yeah for now, yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy, but no one knows who we are.
There we are.
It's $50,000 Japanese tiles from the woods.
Yeah, $300k.
Ha!
Alright, I got no content until they get here, so...
Yeah, me too, bro. So let's just talk, bro.
I'm down.
Who's the streamer, though, for real?
I was actually being serious. We should have more streamers, though.
Well, like who's like funny entertaining that mesh as well with us
Snackswap called me up say YBG YBG base goat
Hi, oh, why can't anyone give us real answers?
Yeah, you literally admit it's hate. I know that was crazy like there's weird shit chalk Vic. Okay
Adapt sponsors
There's really no, dude, we need like up and coming streamers, who's like up and coming?
That we could just like tell them to sign to like our house or something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean...
Hey, can I open this?
Wait, so what is this?
That's a...
Isn't that Kratos sword?
Kratos weapon?
Some demon slayer?
No, no, no.
You think I can solo them?
Solo them?
Or hold it?
Do you think it'll actually work?
Hold it?
Do you think it'll actually work?
Wait.
Ooh.
Did it come twice in?
Yeah.
Ooh, fuck.
Wait.
No, no, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What?
My poor skew.
You want me to sound crazy?
What?
No troll?
Watch this.
Check his mouth.
My cum's in his mouth.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not fucking doing it.
What happened to the boy?
What would Jaycee would have done that?
I know, I know.
What do you need it for now?
No, no.
I just got sponsors.
I have no sponsors, bro.
I'm nothing.
Are you made more of one sponsor than I did the whole last year?
That's cap.
That's not cap.
Say, oh, God.
I have sponsors?
Yeah, oh, God, yeah.
I have a sponsor?
Or is it one sponsor that covered all your long term?
I think I made up that one sponsor, bro.
You told me.
What?
I made up that one sponsor, bro.
sponsor that covered all your long cost. You think I made up that one sponsor, bro?
You told me.
Did I?
Yeah.
I did.
Ah, fuck man.
You get a couple SQJs, I'm gonna tell you. You don't need that deal.
Bless. Bless, bro. Bless. I'm gonna spend that money well, bro. I'm gonna save it.
I'm probably gonna save it, man. You never know, man. One day you can just get hit
with, with, um, just life, bro. I'm gonna just use that shit.
Fucking multi-millionaire saying that shit, man.
True man. Bro fuck that. Go gamble all your money.
Have fun with that.
I already did. I lost like six figures with gambling.
Lost him quick.
You're a professional now.
You're saying it.
Not bad. That's when the stable were...
You got to hit the light goal but like would you...
You're welcome to join the stable. I said big.
down bro but we're not fast-traveling to the end bro it's not how we do it
now we got a house right now Ricardo's in there I want to get a house get pets
build a cow farm to me minecraft phase but the thing is we got to hit the light
goal yo if you're here from the Minecraft let's play stable auto SMP drop
a me in the chat right now drop your hand up we're gonna reach 500,000 lights
we'll bring in Jason the wean to the Minecraft SMB smash that like button
with your asshole, okay? This is gonna be a tricky one. Take your ass and jiggle it on the fucking like button. Smash it, smash it, smash it.
How's it get $500,000 for your hood?
$500,000?
We already have 750K to get one of your jeans.
Yeah.
I got pee, but it's on there.
Well, I still work in there.
Oh my god, how do I pee?
Yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna do it.
Wait, spell icon.
I see you pee.
Ha ha ha! Yo!
Oh!
Yo, Govert.
Impossible to hold both your ankles and spell run.
Impossible.
Wait, what did you just say?
We know you can't do it.
Hold both of your ankles and spell run.
You can't do it.
We know you can't.
It's a brain teaser.
No, but like,
it's basically impossible.
I've never even heard of that one.
Well, try it.
Try it, bro.
It's impossible.
Try it, bro.
Look at that.
I don't know where he's going.
Yeah, I don't know where he's going.
Try it.
Hold both of your ankles and spell run.
You can't do it.
It's a brain teaser.
Fuck you with the neurons.
What's that guy that goes like, oh, saying this backwards?
Not a guy, not a guy?
Oh, that's my income.
As my income.
What do you guys say backwards?
Come in my ass?
Oh, fuck!
You're going back, oh, be careful.
R-U-N.
No one there can do it.
Auto's here.
What?
Auto's here.
Auto's going in the back?
He's testing, he's here.
Let's see.
I
Although
Yeah, I'm just I'm just scoping and I'm just went on with all the
Are you are you like his security or where do you hide you from I'm just
He just hit me up online like fiber or something like that although okay. Yeah, he's just you know
He got a like shit, you know, okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, well, if you want to let what do you want to do?
Let me check this is the main is a normal house. We I live here
You've got a weapon on you
Let's have a security has no weapon on them. I mean, I'm just oh
Oh, oh, oh, you're not ready. You're not ready though. Yeah, yeah, you're right
No, no, no, I'm not that violent. I'm more so like, I'm gonna talk to you, you know,
if you use the situation, you know, like Naruto, like, yeah, I'm a good mediator.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, well, I mean, yeah, just go by the area. Nothing dangerous here.
Okay, cool. Cool. Yeah, let me call him. He's not here?
No, he's somewhere over here.
Hey, why is he moving like the president?
He is the president.
He's shy, man.
I'm a bus.
It might be my fault.
I think it's yeet.
Yeah, nah, I'm good, bro. Trust.
Hey, daddy. Yeah, you're good to go.
Man, he's coming.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
All those I felt it was right after we saw car here
Tape in
What the fuck are you wearing bro?
Like I said, I felt it was right. Well, welcome to the crib, man. What?
I'm trying to tap up bro. Oh, I was putting my phone. Yeah, welcome to the crib bros get a little house tour
You don't fuck with me. I said to custom. Thank you, bro. Welcome to the thank you, bro
Welcome to the crib. You know, I'm gonna introduce you to a lot of people. Is this a dap shit, bro
Where's the doubt that I doubt? Yeah. Is he here? Yeah. Oh, bro
No
Yeah
I've never been on a stream before so I was like I got to bring my
Where are you looking?
What are you awful about right now?
What are you talking about?
What are you awful about right now?
I'm chilling bro.
What are we doing today?
A lot of chill.
We got a lot of chill.
You alright bro?
I actually do have to piss really hard.
There's a bathroom right there but the lights don't work.
Yeah but you got the flush up?
Wait, whoa, what the fuck are y'all?
Let's go over there.
I'm not gonna go over there.
I actually do have to piss really hard.
There's a bathroom right there but the lights don't work.
Yeah, but you got the flashlight?
Wait, whoa, what the fuck are y'all...
Let's go around it!
Alright, I wish you the bathroom.
Matt, he's tweaking it like he's up something.
Yeah, probably. You know, like he means just like...
Yeah, I don't know.
There's some...
Yeah, yeah, good in there!
I didn't pull it in the flashlight for a while, you know, can you get those shits, can you calm down?
I mean, he's out of here.
Great fucking Tommy and that camera rep.
Yeah, well, if we have you go right, please.
So what are you gonna do?
Uh, uh, uh, we're gonna go to Ralph's.
You wanna come?
Oh, look.
Yeah, I'm good, sorry.
No, go on, you wash your hands?
Hell no.
What the fuck do you mean?
He's retarded!
Are you the same for you?
No! Get out of me, man!
The selfie... did y'all look like this?
Ha ha ha ha!
Show them the mic work!
Show all the uh, the uh...
No, there's Marlon, there's Marlon's room.
Uh, he's not here yet, he's not here.
Wait, so what do you got about the fact?
We got a match.
Nah, he does what we don't do.
He's Canadian, bro.
Alright.
Hey, Lacey, Lacey, what's...
I saw Lacey in Vegas.
I saw all y'all in Vegas, fucking Ron's bitch ass walked right by me.
What are you talking about?
I didn't say that.
Oh, you got an ego?
Hell, ego!
Where you going?
I'm here.
Where?
Oh, yeah, I was lit.
Hey!
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
Good, how are you?
What's up?
We've been here before.
I swear we've been here.
Yeah, we've been here in Vegas.
Is that where it was?
What's that?
Look at my shirt.
Okay, I think it's tough.
I know.
Hey, I think it's soft.
I know.
You want me to hold your back a little bit?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Oh, they're loud.
OK.
Hey.
Oh, oh.
I'm saying that.
Well, this place is crazy.
No.
Where's Adapta?
Adapta?
There.
He's outside.
Right here, in front of us.
Well, look at me.
Look at me.
Calm down.
We're not Adapts, bro.
I'm not Adapts.
No.
I'm your Uber driver.
That's a good video.
That is a good video.
Oh, she's got coke eyes.
He's dead.
What are you doing over there?
What drug?
Are you scared?
God is relaxed.
Is this your security?
Yo, calm down.
Yo, he's sweating like shit.
Oh, wow.
It's hot.
Not even hot in here, dude.
Am I nervous?
Did you say?
Oh, God.
You look fucking nervous now.
Your mouth is quick.
Are you on drugs?
No, no, no.
He's good.
Let's go down to the store. Let's get some jibra. I'm gonna fucking eat bro. I'm gonna go right now
Do you want to go to Erwin bro?
Yeah, yeah, let's do it
Well, this is weird bro. You're just staring at me. Judging you. You're just sitting there judging me.
Judging me. I ain't here for this fucking night.
Thank you
Just sit there, don't check it.
What? Dan, hang me.
I drank a 200 milligram caffeine thing before I came here.
No, you don't say, huh?
I actually don't do drugs.
Okay, well, just let me know if you need anything, bro.
Let me know if you need anything.
Let's go chill. Let's go do something.
Let's go chill?
That's how we stand.
We?
Me and Daniel.
He's standing pretty normal.
I have a fucking problem with me, don't you?
Look at that, it's weird, bro.
He's just being his fucking ass.
Very cute, right?
Yeah, I'm trying to get a French Bulldog.
Oh, no, this is not a French Bulldog.
No, I know.
Look at that. It's definitely not a French Bulldog.
Yeah, that's a ugly dog.
It's like it looks like a grandma.
Yeah.
Are you coming with us in the Maybach?
A chest.
I'm in 1v1, though.
Dude, look at his dick.
Look, he's just showing us that.
That's like a Daniel or whatever.
He's got a fucking motor going on.
You do.
You fuck bitches oh yeah, I do
Right in the face
We were leaving and I saw all those I was on auto he's like what's up, bro?
And he's grabbed my like for like this and he hit Kimmy's
And I was like that just I'm so sorry. I just hit your girl right in the face. Yeah, I was like I'm so sorry
Give her a band
Hell yeah
I thought you said stands
But yeah, dude, that sucked. That really fucking sucked.
I felt bad. I was like, dude, I feel like Dana White.
He goes, it's fine, dude. I'm like, no, like, really, I'm sorry, he's like, it's fine.
Or maybe you had Rousey.
And then you walked away, and then I saw you again, and you looked at me, and you looked away and laughed.
I don't remember doing that.
Yeah, fucking asshole.
He's got a problem with it, I could tell.
I know. As soon as I stepped in, he wasn't doing anything.
He was.
The first thing he says is, although, are you on drugs?
I actually sat on your Uber driver.
No, that was like the fifth thing he said.
Have you ever done drugs?
You don't do drugs.
You clutch your jaw a little bit there.
No, no.
Well, he's good, man.
What are you doing?
He's good.
Come on, Otto.
This is like, dude.
Oh, I was just...
What is that?
You love a dad?
Wait.
Wait, Gilbert.
Can he meet a dad?
What's that have to do with it?
Hell yeah, I can meet a dad.
Gilbert?
He's not right.
He's not here.
This guy is Gilbert.
Wait.
What?
No.
I've never done something like this.
What guy at home does he have?
Matt, bro. He's from Oakland.
Are you from Oakland?
No, I'm from...
Todd, why are you from Oakland?
I'm not from Oakland.
I'm super fast for the first one, so how do you do something else?
Oh, shit.
How are you?
You're not filming?
Dude, what's going on here?
This is Home Sweet Home, bro.
Oh, that's someone's package.
Someone's orders?
Yeah, someone's over here.
Yo!
Yeah!
Yo, bro!
Oh, my auto, bro.
Yo, it's so pain for that shit, man.
Yeah, of course, but you can fucking hook it up, dude.
Y'all are face.
Nah, I'm not face.
You're making out your merch.
It's not mine! It's not mine, bro!
Who's is it?
Bro, that's mine!
Oh, I've seen these. I've seen these.
Yeah, yeah, that's hard
Fuck
Cheap though. No, no, that's exclusive shit, man
Okay, I came in here heavy. I mean dude. Oh, so you get back for him
You want to go to a dax or you walk on?
Let's bro look into the backyard if you want to go first my boy my boy tax me
Wow, they actually think you're on drugs.
No, bro, I don't think you're on drugs.
Yeah, whoa, this is a crazy-ass spot.
Yeah.
You guys have parties here?
We had parties before.
Yeah?
Yeah.
But yeah, if you want to go.
Dude, this really is like the face house.
No, no, no.
We're not facing the face house anymore.
Well, Ricky bought too many chrome.
Too many chrome hearts.
And he's like, yeah, yeah, too much.
I can't pay for your big house anymore, Jason.
I have too much chrome.
Yeah, he asked he bought me some right every time I'm here
I'm like I'm trying to walk down Sunset Boulevard and run into facebacks. Yeah, actually you could probably go down that strip and just see
Yeah, take a break bro. Take a break. Yeah, I saw Zach be a
Down I saw Zach be a on Sunset Boulevard. You didn't yeah. How was that? It was gnarly dude. I was like starstruck
Yes, fucking Zach be a Zach be a road like you know him. He'll get you right, bro
Yeah, it's like that's how I'm trying to be is like he's such a big figure
He's such a big figure bro. Oh god. Yeah, okay. Who's your top three biggest inspirations in life?
Well, I
Don't know. I don't really have many much inspiration from people that I pull
I mean I've got homies that stay like they they sit by the liquor store and I like go over there
I'm like, how are you a real person? I just said that those are my inspirations
You better walk you to see the ribbed package
It's your security to get him right all good, bro. We're just we're just trying to chill today in the grass
Yeah, yeah, I mean we could do
Dude, I mean what Ron said he should we go should we go look at his kick dashboard Ron's and then
See if he's still upset about the ripped package. Yeah, he's probably doing like quarter an a month
Really how much are you doing?
Tell us tell Jacks everybody wants to know
No, dude
Let me see your bank. What the fuck let me see your bank. I'm not gonna do that
So, why would I do that?
You're making bread.
Yeah, I mean, bro, we both making bread.
Yeah, thanks.
We make bro.
That's how much money you got on here.
On me right now, bro.
Bro.
Did you forget it?
Yeah, I got plenty on there.
Oh, shit. I got some cash in my room.
Let's see it. How much cash?
I'll get him on a cash.
Do y'all know where this place is, where this house is?
I don't know.
Who's that?
A dap?
Someone in the bush.
A dad speaking through the fucking camera, bro?
Yeah.
Yo, a dad, this is Aldo.
He wanted to get you.
No, we met.
Let me pull up.
Oh, Aldo's here.
Let me pull up.
Where you at, bro?
What's up, Lieutenant?
What's going on?
The fuck?
Right, I met a dap when I was found out.
I was like dude, I used to watch you growing up my shots. He was like my Joe Rogan speaking of Joe Rogan
If it wasn't for like me
How you doing, bro, I'm gonna get in there to fuck it. Okay
They get in here, bro. I'll be here security. That's real. Yeah
How long do we normally hold for these four?
I feel like we just keep holding this shit.
All right.
Yeah.
It was just kind of nice on the set.
Yeah.
We could sit on the grass too.
Yeah, yeah, that too.
That too.
What y'all got going on?
Bro, we're just telling them we're going to go hit the make-back.
Make-back.
Um, get some, um, I'll think about making the biggest pizza in the world.
What's on your nose?
What you mean?
Oh, this trip?
Oh, I don't know.
Look at dry nut!
Look!
Dried nut
What happened here
Wait you guys bumping each other at the Kanye show now. Yeah. Yeah, it was like it was dope
He was smoking weed. No, he began high down
I know I was just asking how much money you have on your wallet
My wallet on your back account
You got to be breaded up since phase won't since the original phase
Yeah, I mean I think I'm financially stable for sure
I'm definitely
financially stable
You know I mean
I came in here curious bro
Dude like I said, I just started getting another stomachache. I mean do you need like look at the easy's yeah
No, I peep those first things that are tough. I got the easiest
Shit on bro. I came up strapped up for Kanye. Yeah, that's fire. Do I call you?
I mean yeah, I went to the concert. No, I know but like you like Kanye. I do like yeah
That's fucked up. What wait? I don't like Kanye. I like his music. Oh, here you come, bro. The ass on screen
You guys are doing Maybach one day. I guess yeah, it's kind of tough
Yeah, we just happen to always Monday. I thought it was Sunday. I was gonna say we should hit Sunday night lights and some kickball
Now I think I think it's Tuesday. Are you doing Coachella? Yeah, you locked in there? Yeah, so you guys gonna see fake minge?
Fake me. Yeah
Fake minge. Yeah. Yeah. Oh wait. Are you gonna go to Coachella? We were gonna
I was gonna go sing the national anthem on the Dutch national anthem
Oh shit. That's fire boy. He's dead serious. So I know he's dead serious
Not it. There's not a word that comes out of the mouth. That is like a joke. Yeah, this is all though
Yeah, and that's why we'll be there. Where are you from originally? Yeah
What do you mean?
Like where'd you go? Where'd you where were you born? I
Don't know what you I don't understand what you're talking about. I'm asking you where you were born
Why are you pressing me bro because that's like a question
I
It's not the face house anymore. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I came in I was like this is dope face house
It really does feel like a face house it was with phase adapt and face Jason and they see and all the guys
Yeah, I mean, I think they're looking for new members and you wanted to join
I'm on my like red vibe and the optic shit. Oh
Oh, Red's horn.
Oh, Red.
Oh, you know it.
Oh, shit.
He's a bald man on the set.
Yeah, we used to.
Like I said, I told you this when I met you for the first time.
You were like my Joe Rogan, like my storyteller.
You know, I used to fall asleep to you talking on.
Cut comms?
Yeah, but you.
Wait, how old are you?
21.
Are you, like, action?
Oh, my life.
Is he, like, serious?
Are you serious?
No, he's serious.
I don't think he's serious.
On Adapts Mom, I'm 21.
Yeah, I mean he's not lying like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It stinks. It's. That's. Yeah. Yeah.
This is mad. Nice. Yeah, bro. Bro. You talk about your house.
Yeah. It's a little guest house vibe right now.
We don't really have it for too much longer though. You don't have a party.
Bro, let's have a party right now. Not the crib.
I mean, we could do whatever life is. You know what I'm saying?
If we make some cars. I know you could make some cars.
I'm a little bit busy right now. But what are you doing?
well we're doing for teller right yeah but like that's not right now I mean
really that's getting pressed right now I'm sorry bro I'm sorry it's okay I
don't know full court yeah 50 feet yeah so four of us are doing it right yeah
okay make it five now okay no no we're gonna come see natural anthem yeah no I
don't think I don't think I'm actually doing that
uh what was that i uh just kind of fell through uh it's all good though yeah i mean it's fine
bro where we going right now we should go fuck here and drive around you coming
yeah i'm gonna meet you guys down there oh yeah he's gonna meet us oh yeah yeah let's go
All right, nice meeting you too, I'll see you later John, later man, later dude, we'll catch you, I don't think you like him.
No bro, what? Dude, he loves you man.
I don't think I made a very good one.
No, that was a great impression bro, trust.
I probably shouldn't ask people how much money they're making.
Probably not but listen bro, I'm broke.
We get that's that question every single day. I know what do you say? You're just like what we do well. Yeah
I think that's just I mean went down. Well, you know that you don't I do pay taxes. I do I do
You know, I hit him with the financially stable. That's true. That's true. I can dad bro
Oh, Daniel grab the Don Julio. Oh, yeah, you could get a shot of that. No, no, no
That's good. That's good.
Should we go and see what happened to me back?
Yeah.
Have you ever had an agent put his name before?
Dude, I fuck with Japanese barbecue crazy. It's the chesty.
What happened?
Why, dude?
Oh, no!
How's it going?
He's a huge fan.
What did they say?
He said you were really nice. You loved long walks on the beach.
You're gonna help them play chess. Yeah, I'll play chess with y'all
Just saying I have a northerly security
I was sitting here
My big news oh, yeah, they do
No, I'm boxing the safe
I'm gonna beat the shit out of your friend again.
Have you trained at all?
No.
When's your fight?
Two months.
Have you done no sporting at all?
No, my stomach hurts, bro.
Bad, I'm telling you.
Yo, how about you, good?
Yeah, my stomach is fucked.
Do you want a belly massage?
What the fuck?
Huh!
Okay, you got me this time.
We're about to go to the Mayback right now and go down.
Yeah.
You can't smoke out, so...
Okay, you can't.
Okay, that's fine.
No, I'm from Canada.
Oh, I'm from India.
Oh dope, where are you from?
I'm from the same vibe.
Really?
I am.
But I have a girlfriend, I'm sorry.
That's okay, me too.
A lot of common y'all.
Both from Canada.
Oh no, are you gonna be okay with me?
What?
I'll give you some questions.
Who, who, I see that.
Alright, well, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll play.
Let's go right now.
Oh, no, no, no.
Well, we have like,
Just give us like, maybe like 20 minutes.
We're gonna do some warm ups.
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Chris and Jordan and Cutsy.
How you guys doing?
How are you?
It's a cute animal.
There's animals.
I thought you said the animals.
We'll be back in like 30.
Okay.
Y'all want anything from Rouse?
Um, Rouse.
That smells, yeah, maybe, yeah.
What is that smell?
I'm gonna go out and get a cigarette you got there?
I mean, that's swag.
Hey, listen, you want anything from gross?
I'll get you some watermelon.
Yeah, I'm gonna be good, bro.
You sure you're okay?
I'm good? Bro, what? This is the homie.
That smells like fucking garbage.
This is the homie, man.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
It's Jason.
Okay.
Pineapples.
Are you going to piece of that cigarette or who's uh, what is this?
Uh, which one? That one's the best.
You were larpin'.
Can I have a piece of that cigarette?
Yeah, I'm a larpin'. Uh, this is uh, Lacey's.
Oh, let me hop in.
You could, you could, but probably not the best idea.
Oh, they got a spicy popcorn if you want.
My tummy hurts, I just was telling you.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
It's all good, it's all good.
get you something like Advil if you want. Bro, how much money does Lacey have?
A lot, bro. He's got gambling deal. I have to get a ton. Yeah, Lacey went crazy after
Faze got abandoned, huh? Yeah, yeah. He was like, yo, let me get every fucking gambling
deal in the world. Yep, I mean, classic, man. I feel it.
You feel it? I feel it. Would you get a gambling deal? I've been having one.
Why? Yeah. Which one? Bro, look my Instagram, dude. I can't remember.
You done gambling? Uh, I dabble in the pack.
here come on in bro you ever been in a maybair i feel like this is normal for you
oh hell yeah fuck yeah dude
they don't crawl they don't crawl over what do you crawl no no no there's another there's another
door but look how close it is no you can fit bro i didn't park that close
you get in there yeah yeah what do you think what do you feel
oh shit first person hey back in the may be easy yeah now look at your
I
Yeah, I'm gonna turn the AC on for you, bro
Let me know you you need anything bro. There's waters in the fridge. I'm gonna grab a water, you know I'm saying
dude it is so hot and my fucking stomach hurts so bad bro so bad my tummy
bro what is wrong with these seatbelts bro nothing bro there's a regular seatbelt
let's go I'm going bro where we going we're going you said you said you have
any Asian cuisine yeah how much money he's got no you know no you should ask
when we get back they don't like me here I can feel oh no they love you bro
no no we're bro what we're ex-phase we do fucking crack cocaine
do you run into that how do you know who's fucking Tesla is this man
who's fucking Tesla bro oh my fucking God not dead ass though I need I need
Can you hop out and let them help you?
I did ask them to help, bro.
You got the dawn?
You didn't bring the dawn?
Who the fuck parked in the middle of the end?
Lou, do you know who's driving? Who's Tesla's this?
Fucking hell, man.
I wish you could just fucking blow it out, dude.
Try this one.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Wait, how do people not just find out where you're at
if you're fucking filming yourself driving away from the door?
Oh, nah, they know.
They know.
Well, they say they got they pull up and they have bad intentions. They'll just get shot, bro. Yeah
Daniel shoot them. Yeah
Daniel shot mad people. Yep
Am I good
Am I good wait no, I can do it
You're gonna have to
Why are you looking at wold's nipples?
Okay
LOOK OUT
Are you staring at me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now turn that way.
Wait, can I drive that boat?
No, you drive that boat.
You want to drive it or me back?
Yeah.
Turn it hard, turn it hard.
I'll let you drive it.
Oh my God.
You're good, you're good.
Keep going, bro.
What's Daniel doing, bro?
Yes, face on the right.
Face to right, face to right.
Right, turn it.
Turn it.
Yo, Daniel, bro, comes in the back.
The same's Daniel.
You're good, get on this.
He's Daniel not Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel this Filipino parents how to fuck up
even the doctor was like oh that was hers oh you're good I got out you're good
almost hit her fucking car that that would have showed her but these guys are
like rappers though are these metaglasses face face cleanse like like yeah
like they know shit about that face clan is like a group of rappers these
days. You think so? Bro, yeah, y'all got all these webs and shit. Nah, bro. I, I
don't even like cars like that. Oh, yeah. What, hey, you want, you want ox? Put me in
on, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pushing them on a little baby. Little baby? Yeah. Hey, just,
just put on a song, bro. Here. Pushing you on my phone, man. Oh, oh, dude, my
stomach. Do you have tums? Tums? We can go get some tums right now, bro.
Oh, let's do it. Oh, my God. Bro, wait, get on my belly rubbers. Whoa, look,
I got it. Y'all watch porn?
What?
No, I used to.
Oh my f**k.
I'm f**king bad. Chill.
Listen, you can get massages. Just let me know, bro.
Like, I want you to feel as good as possible.
Yeah, bro. You got massages in here?
Yeah, yeah. Just click on the iPad, bro.
Flashing lights?
Yeah.
Nah, nah, we can't be doing that. We just did that.
That was lit though. That was lit though.
Dude, you got all of bowling light on here, huh?
Yeah. Yeah, you like that.
You listen to Nine Vicious? Bro, you know who we saw the other day at SLS losing, Aura?
Cool.
Bro, he was at street league skate competition fuckin' Osamu Sun.
You saw Osamu Sun?
Yeah, I was like, alright, bro.
Oh, I met Luh.
Alright, let's not get Aura.
So you like bike groceries
Or we dry out the whatever you do for dates
Did you just put on come and see me by girl? I don't know why I was just my stomach is hurting so bad from my line
I'll play a song we can sing together. I don't know this song.
I don't know this song.
Okay, I gave you the fucking awesome song.
I know, but I'm sitting here like trying to fucking hold in my shit.
You need this shit? Why didn't you say that before we left?
Fine, bro. I'm not trying to shit in the face.
I'm just probably cameras on the toilet.
No, no, it's no fucking cameras, bro.
Probably cameras at the bottom of the toilets.
No, bro. We're not...
The Wink cam. That's what y'all call it. The Wink cam.
The Wink? No. No, no, no.
Like this.
Is that supposed to imitate an asshole?
a lot hole you know this one yeah listen to those ad-libs
no everybody really wants to be cardi these days yeah bro he's saying the
wave he's saying a trend bro huh what'd you say it's like a wave like a trend
going to twist them shit and die in red yeah oh Daniel just got her shit twisted
what's with what is here I got a retort I'm missing I got it I got so right
she's on top of my scalp so it's gonna flaky it's got like the powder it's a
right so nice is it's like a it's like eggs in one time too Asian people got
that it peels well people got it from Accutane I mean we lucky I mean you
Let me reach out
Go ahead stimulate
Cap it's not cap dead homies
Who is all though?
Hi, yo, yo, yo, dude. This is trippy, bro. Human beings are not supposed to have access to shit like this
Say something they said fat boy well, bro, you're not that fat
Little fuck said that they tripping on the same dead homies. Yeah, it's some fucking ass
But although not on cam broke a guy not on his nose earlier, bro dead up the dead ass
I was gonna say that homies, but that's Daniels word
What day homies do you have bro? Daniels from Oakland?
Yeah, let's make it disrespectful that you just said that like open like dead homies
Do you have like as if like humans don't die all the time
What do you say?
Yeah, Oakland's fire, dead home-ious.
Wait, like Oakland, like California?
Yeah.
He's from the Bay Area.
Oh, okay.
You know where we get down over there?
I don't.
Where are you from?
I'm from Arlington, Texas.
Shit gets buried down there.
Bro, from Arlington.
Okay.
That's the thing.
You got a Miller Grove.
I have grown as king of the hill.
Oh, you fucking kidding me?
Although, you're Canadian.
You're a fucking Canadian.
What?
Where in Canada are you from?
I'm from Vancouver.
Am I what?
That shit's sweet as fuck.
Oh, it's Disneyland up there.
Exactly.
We don't have Disneyland.
We have fucking Six Flags over Texas.
I was like, you, you, wall.
Dammit, what's the craziest shit you've seen in your life?
Hella stuff, you know, like...
Oh man, I got shot at before in Venice.
That ass?
Yeah, it was awesome.
I was at an awesome.
We were like, some guy was trying to, some guy in a chrome hearts hat,
he was riding a line scooter, and he was fucking with us.
Like fucking, that's how like banks.
But I was, a guy in chrome hearts riding a line scooter.
He was trying to rob my homie, and then after that,
like we started packing and pulls out.
And we started beating their asses, and then his homie came through with a
That one pulled out his gun and the only weapons that we had were like bottle rockets
So we were just shooting the bottle rockets as they were shooting shooting the gun at us. It was it was low-key lit
I remember I remember that shit like like it was yesterday
Dead homies. Is this a real story or is it?
One guy said broke broke he corny
What that's that's a I don't believe it. Yeah, I don't believe that
I'm not so tired of you, dude.
Is that a real chat, bro?
Are you reading fake chats?
No, no, no.
I'm serious.
Damn.
I'm serious.
Nah, bro.
They said, why he trying to be cool, bro?
What?
Y'all don't know Daniel.
That's his security, man.
Security with no weapon.
You might as well take the ski off, bro.
Yeah, but, bro, this is the way I think of it.
It's like, dude, like I'd rather have Daniel just,
you know, Daniel, press up.
What are you going to do if someone pulls up?
I'm going to slap him.
No, but show what you're going to do.
like yeah I just do that I make them flinch but like you know yeah I know but
like what are you gonna say but like you don't need a gun I don't need to go to
fight you bro I don't know so do you fight now you know to fight cuz I got a
fight coming up if you could teach me a couple things I just yeah yeah yeah
you need that bro Daniel throws hands dude I saw you could throw it to show
in clips of your slow ass punches today okay I was not no I mean slow
bro come on I was old me better be fighting a turtle I'm finding you don't
know do you know the shape for us would you hey would you fight hell yeah
Robin and mad fights so you would you would fight some like brought bin in
mad fights how many like four five you win bro every fucking time
okay my bad my bad bro we should try to get in the fade right here brother you
don't want that no no so hello hello these people are trying to run for you
everybody's sweetest fuck over here it's just Disneyland out here
oh you love soft like cake bro you love fucking Disney world
all right we made it bro I want tickets for Disney for Disneyland
I made it too it is? where you going? I have a lot of fast pass bro
how many you going? I mean we were gonna go there and do a stream but the the
homie canceled on me and couldn't film me anymore no fuck it wait you gonna
Are you going to start streaming?
No.
Why?
Also, how are you boys with Kevin Hart?
I mean, not Kevin Hart, Kevin Gates.
Bro, I just hit him up on some chill shit.
I literally called him, bro.
The homie had his number and was just like,
yo, we had extra Kanye tickets and he was like,
who should we bring?
I was like, who's in your contacts?
That's out here.
He's like, I got Kevin Gates's number.
I'm like, bet.
I called him, bro.
I'm like, yo, it's all though.
He's like, what's up, baby?
I'm like, you trying to come to Kanye tonight?
As he pulled up with us that's fucking
Arly I know and he was a hella cool. He's not trying to shake his wife. So like hey, huh nice to meet you
Me too, but I'm shooting shit. She's not she looked at me awkwardly when I was trying to shake her hands like hey
But this is the way Kevin thinks listen Kevin's gonna think you know, he's a good guy try to shake my wife's hand
But if you didn't he'd be like why didn't you try to shake my wife's hand?
But his wife, but he'd like made I feel like he told her
Don't feel I don't want to shake the whole guy's hand and I love that is that like swag that's hard
That's hard. That's like a super story. I like that. Yeah, honey. Yeah, cuz if I had a bitch
Don't even look at my movies, you know, yeah
I'm weird, bro. Can I drive out of this? Yeah, you want to drive to the house? Yeah, I bet everybody says exactly exactly
That's weird someone said that's weird
That's why you got no bitches, dude.
John knows, bro.
What?
You wanna drive?
Hell yeah.
You ever drove a Maybach?
Yeah, I've got my international driving permit, too.
Did I?
Yeah.
Okay, we're killing you.
I can drive in friggin' Libya if I wanted to.
Okay, bet.
So...
Okay, so let's leave it here.
Look at that floor right there trying to run afaid.
Things looking at you funny.
Who the fuck you going with this?
What are we getting?
We're getting some Asian cuisine.
You have spicy barbecue?
Oh yeah.
Bro, what about Japanese barbecue?
You know who should do?
Pick up some steaks
and then just go to Japanese barbecue
and just use the grill.
Should we do this?
Yeah.
Let's do it right now.
I bet.
Look, what about the chest?
I actually got to see the Cheslaw.
Oh dude, she's...
She's not...
That's not worth my time to just go there and meet someone that quickly.
When she's like, she's like, I'm sure.
Yeah, bro.
You know where you're going, bro.
Yeah, there's meat over here.
So you're walking like you've been here before?
Bro, I've been around everywhere.
But yeah, if you're from Vancouver, isn't it a hospital for Asians?
Hell yeah.
It's the most densely populated Chinese place outside of China.
I'm pretty sure.
Chinese?
Yeah.
I thought it was Vietnamese.
Nah, Chinese.
Yeah, I'd fuck with it.
Okay.
Wait, how do I go...
Hey, that is a great idea.
I'm down to go.
Which one should we get?
Just get like this shit so we can just grill it up.
Ooh, wait, then do we pay for...
Ooh, we don't even pay for it.
Oh, move.
We'll go down there and get water.
Oh, and then we cook the steak.
And then probably keep it here for like a genius.
So what should we get?
Uh...
We'll get that, that's gas for the-
Why do you- we get Wagyu beef steak?
That's not real Wagyu.
It's a hundred percent natural beef though.
Yeah.
Just scam, bro.
You mean like Advil for your tummy or?
No, it's my- yeah, dude.
Maybe I just need to take a shit, dude.
Well, I mean, you could take a shit in a rouse.
What?
You want- you want a rouse?
There's a rouse.
Want a beef steak too?
Nah, nah, we can't be doing that.
That's how we get in trouble.
Alright.
Hello, sir.
it's true right now let's get a roast roast a ribeye roast yeah I wouldn't
want ribeye roast please my stomach hurts so bad I forgot my fucking easy
jacket at the crib oh did you really like you know what you're doing I take
There you go, we got him out.
You got Chrome along?
I got Chrome along.
That's like, dude, I fuck with how banks like...
Yeah, that was cool.
I just fuck with how banks like just made everything work.
I mean, kinda...
Yeah, but like, you put y'all on to Chrome, bro.
You put most people on to Chrome.
I put the whole plan up.
You know how Tyler was like, should have bought some stock in it.
That's what banks is thinking.
You're scared to talk about those guys.
No, I'm not, bro.
I'm gonna open
What's your biggest secret I
Drank mom this before now you've done that and you're willing to say you've done far much worse things
Yes, it is
Yeah, Tom's sketchy being out here sometimes. Let me reach that oh, thank you. Thank you, sir
What do they think oh, yeah, oh yeah, we got you. Oh, yeah, we gotta roll that shit out
They're gonna be like, oh, it's like a food-safety like you can't bring food into here. So
Probably like rock you get the bidet hidden at the right spot
And that shit just...
Crow.
You know when you're sitting there sometimes you feel like,
I could just get a Q-tip?
Or something? Everything would just go...
Um, no, I actually never used the bidet.
I used the bidet.
Yeah, hit the bidet.
You would use wet wipes?
Use the wet wipes.
But like, like Steve's butt hole ass wipes or whatever?
Yeah, like the dude wipes.
Yeah, he goes on to Joe Rogan.
And bro, I've been telling people that I put Joe Rogan
on to all my homies back home, bro.
Besides the point.
Who's the most famous person in your content?
Probably a
Where did you quit for a what did that hold me go?
He's making sure we're good
What about the Advdil where we got to get you right? No, it's not Advdil's Tom's
Yeah
He's off something man.
I'm on a food run in this house.
What's up man?
Say it to my face.
I'm good bro.
I didn't say shit.
Say it to my face.
You know I would never talk behind your back, bro.
Oh no, we are boys.
Oh dude.
Hell yeah.
Thank you bro.
Thank you.
Let, let, let Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, so it's like Daniel with an M.
So, Daniel, you need anything?
I'll put it in the beverage.
That's cool?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, grab more.
Yeah.
Home beverage is cool.
I've got a bird.
Yeah, I've got a bird, but you want to get tricked down or something?
Yeah.
I feel like I've been deserved a Rolex or a Tesla from Steve will do it.
Bro, who just won the million dollars from Mr. Beast?
Rage. No Rage or no?
Yeah, yeah, I know Rage.
Yeah, boys?
No. He's got beef with me.
What's that? There's a smoking.
Look it took a god of video if you're doing that
Dude my stomach is so fucked up
Eat the time. Okay. Yeah, I was waiting for you to buy
Dude, I've just we've been so like
scared recently of just like
People like trying to beat us up
So like today when I pulled up to the crib like we got Daniel to come in and look around to make sure every like
Y'all weren't gonna like have me jumped or something. That's why I was nervous
Yeah, we did
Yeah, we got a dead
Excuse me?
Yeah.
Do you need help, please?
No.
You want one?
Nah.
Try it.
They're not yummy.
I feel like these is like this medicine, though.
No, no.
It's like the equivalent to like a, like just sucking on the halls.
It's me.
Yeah.
It's gonna make me shit.
No, no.
And make your tummy feel nice.
Dude, thank you for buying me this.
Yeah, thanks for the red bullets. Also, bro, I'm not gonna fucking crash with it.
Oh, yeah, we're about to do it. Yeah, we're out. We're out. We're out. Oh, good.
It's public property. Oh, sorry. Sorry.
I hate people that don't get ass on me. I know. I am? No, no, no. Like, he knows we're
screaming, right? Oh, yeah, dude. Like, what? Yeah. Like, shouldn't... It's like, sorry,
I'm streaming. Dude, I cut it. You gotta cut in line. You're like, I'm streaming.
Well, I let auto drop my car
Hell yeah
Is this actually yours?
Yes, bro
You know, I just...
I have a Maybach?
No
I'm not gonna lie, I trust you for some reason, bro
Yeah, cause I'm fucking late, dude
I feel like you're gonna get us home
Safe
Holy fuck
The suspension kinda dropped like an inch, bro
Alright, alright, bro
I don't have that idea
You on this side
Yeah, you sit right here.
Okay.
Should I clip farm right now?
There we go.
Shit.
And crash.
I haven't been driven in a minute.
Wait hold on, this might be your body bro.
No this is.
Yeah, you know how to get back though, right?
What do you mean? Like back to the crib?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just up there, isn't it?
Yeah, so do you want to start the dash?
No, probably the start button.
Oh, your last name is that, huh?
You have like a John Smith type name over there, huh?
I do.
Yeah, yeah.
You know the D-Fall Vietnamese?
Yeah, there you go.
Start that bad boy up, man.
Yeah, it's like none of those letters in that last name make sense.
What do you mean?
Like, how do you say your last name?
What's your fucking?
Win?
Yes.
See, oh, you're cultured.
Bro, yes.
Most people say like...
Nugin.
Yeah.
See, that's what I'm saying is none of those letters in that name make sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's your fool government name Fitzgerald?
You good
How do I peel off in this way? Oh, yeah, the password. Yep. Okay, so let's pull down for drive pull up for reverse
All right, listen do not crash the car. Just so you know if I do crash and I'm not paying for shit
Listen, yes, you are bro. So just drive where's my phone?
Oh
Let's go grab some beers, what do you mean?
We can get a little I'm not beer we just get the beers and drinking my home. I mean
Get a little lit. Let's go there right here. Okay. Wait, where are you going, bro?
I'm just gonna go that way. No, no, feel left. Feel left. Yeah, left. Yeah
Yeah, see you're what is all that dude that uh, the gas is interesting. What do you mean? It's like it's like it's like
Very stiff. Yeah, you like it. It's good. Yeah, it's tall
This is so trippy bro. Get the fuck out of the way
Fucking shitty. Yes, test the driver. We're the fucking Maybach. Yeah. Yeah
And y'all just kicked us out when we're in a Maybach.
Yeah.
Goofy.
And that's how you got to let it out.
Let's take a little left here.
I put it on the maps.
Should we box Josh Richards' crib?
No, that'd be fucked up.
You know Josh Richards?
Yeah, we were at his party.
Oh, shit.
Getting leaded.
Dude, yeah.
Yeah.
Who's lead?
Fitzgerald.
Fitzfucking Gerald from Vancouver, Canada.
Yeah.
Legendary member, man.
Well, I'm fucking sick, dude.
You're fucking camera so goddamn close to my face, dude.
You're like handsome right now, bro.
Thanks, bro.
I have to make sure my angles are really good.
Bro, bro.
Am I not?
You look good.
Tell them how you wanted to cut my hair today.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're getting close there, dude.
Guy doesn't know we're in a fucking Maybach.
Maybach.
Do you not see the Maybach?
We got Maybach logo?
Where the Maybach?
Bringing your dirty ass dog to right,
Look at that fucking right by my goddamn
Not the old lady the dog is that max
I'd like to walk now. Oh you walking a shit. What the fuck?
I got my camera man was good. I was good man. I had don't
You want let me go?
Yeah, go ahead bro. I Prince
What is your problem dude fucking fucking quarter million dollar car get out of the way dude
Oh my fucking god get out of the fucking way
The fuck just happened on the second I like rearrange my ski I'm getting hot
Yeah, bro. I'm trying to dip out of here and this is
Should I just pull in front of you on the road? You're in a may back
Yeah, there you go.
Thanks, bro.
Oh, you can make, yeah, just bust a little U here.
Yeah, I'm gonna turn around in here.
Dude, this is fire.
This feels right.
Yeah?
Should we invite Kevin Gates?
Bro, call him right now.
Is this an advanced green, right?
Yeah.
That shit's advanced.
Whoa!
Wait, bro.
When I was turning the fucking chair, like,
you moved up against me, yeah.
Yeah, it's so stupid.
stupid there's no reason you should have
wait what do you mean stupid it's just stupid bro
people are like adding way too much
things to everything
hmm
yeah
yeah go ahead bro
call Kevin Gates man
I got that
you think he'll actually pick up
hmm
probably
I feel like he'd be upset though with me
after doing that no
on stream
no I don't know what
bro you think I'm a clown
No, bro Kevin Kevin came up to me afterwards. He was like, yo, you're the go
Then you walk away with his girl in his arms
I can't say anything
I was just doing it cuz I couldn't see around the corner. No one's fucking bigger, but I couldn't see shit
So take your sunglasses off
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a biker. It's a biker calm down
Look at her. What is happening?
Oh
Hey, you wish it passed my who's won't wash my pocket. Oh, she's actually was turning back looking at the main bag
Yeah, she's like who's this man?
We're the main back
Oh shit
Yo, we're just kicking it
Yes, yeah, I met it. I saw him
What are you doing
Okay, where you off to what do you live?
Yeah, and then we'll drive up and then look at your license plate. Yeah, peace out
My guy's cool. Yeah, you probably sip beer, huh?
Yeah, he looks like it. Let's tell fuck fuck with him. I'm gonna chill with him outside of this shit
Give me his give me his number
Can't be having no random ass dudes having my number
I'm in a may back right now. I'm talking about giving
I don't know why there's a comfortable feeling when I'm with you. I feel like I trust you with my life.
You could hug my belly.
Maybe you feel like you're hugging your dad.
Do you have a dad?
Yeah.
Do you see him?
I see him, yeah. He's back home at Arlington.
Back in my house.
Do you have a father?
Yeah, of course.
Do you have a mom?
Of course.
Do you have siblings?
Yeah.
I've never been in love.
I'm in love.
With what?
My wife.
Your wife?
Yeah.
What's her name?
I'm not going to say that.
Oh, you have a wife?
Yeah.
Like for a pose.
Yeah, it's like she's, I'm married to her.
We own a business and we fucking love each other and trip.
Jesus.
Yeah, bro.
I'm kind of like a normal guy.
That's crazy.
I don't like...
Oh, let me go.
Thanks, bro.
Yeah, no, we, uh...
Yeah, we own a, um, like an epoxy-foring business.
Oh, what?
Yeah, we like tie-dye people's floors.
We, like, really do like that trippy shit.
Damn, okay.
I'll fuck with that.
Show the street signs.
Uh, we did that right.
Come on, bro. I'm trying to hook it up for your chat.
You guys want to know where they live?
They already know bro. I'm pretty sure you can literally Google like where they say sauce really does that freak you out
No, because whoever pulls up just gets shot. Yeah, but doesn't that freak you out even more?
You're like damn someone's really about to die because of me
Yeah, that is hard that's hard
You from Arlington
It's like a child mark on my hands
Well, why don't we just get all there's no yeah, this is the last part of the hill, huh? Yeah, is this your daily?
Yeah, no way
They just normal people seeing you driving around they're like another rich Chinese guy
I'm not Chinese.
I know, I'm making a stupid joke.
I hope not.
People say that I look like
international students.
Chinese, Korean, international students.
I could see that.
I could see Japanese, Korean, Chinese.
Yeah, you are like ambiguous.
What?
No, it's not bad, bro.
W? W's in the chat.
I like that.
Should I park right here?
Can I go beat these hoes in the chat?
Not hoes, that was mean.
I'm not gonna lie, fuck the steak.
Let's get the chess going.
Oh, bro, what? I'm sorry.
I drove us back to the crib.
I thought we were going to...
I totally blanked out.
Do you want to go for Japanese barbecue?
Nah, it's fine, bro.
We could cook up the steak and feed it to the background or some shit.
What should we do with it?
Eat it?
Oh, OK.
Put it in the fridge, bro.
Yeah, it's a vibe.
You got to turn off the vehicle.
Nice, bro.
Uh, bro.
Let me know.
The WMNs.
Looking out for his bro's car.
Oh, Lacey will probably eat it, bro.
This is nice as hell, dude.
Your lips be getting dry?
Look.
Four severely dry lips.
Feel that you be getting desert fever
Here's your rebel game. Oh, thanks those day mills bro. They'll be leaving sure everywhere. He's from Oakland
Yeah, dude, how much did you buy for like
To 200 200 200 oh bro. That's life. That's like that's life for guys like us
We're chillin' but they ain't no better change.
Watch how fast he does it.
I'm gonna use the knife. Are you gonna take it out there?
They go crazy. I'm understating it, yeah?
Yeah, this is good progress.
Okay, now we're gonna work on your knife moves, okay?
Take this clean off.
This is so much simpler now.
Yeah, this is usually how you start.
I should just, like, just in my life.
This is the old, I mean, it was the face house.
The stakes! Oh, fuck, I forgot the stakes.
I
Chat said that you're yeah, they said my last name's Jewish
Fitzgerald, I mean, what are you?
You're pretty yeah, my family's from Manchester no fucking way. Yeah
They are
No way well London's London on our investor. Yeah, that's a Jim skin. He'd have a fucking howl
Look at all the mail dude. Yeah, it's place. I miss the trap house
The trap mansion yeah, I just
Like you
Like as a friend. Oh, come on, bro. I love you too, man. Good. Thanks
That's been very very fun.
You fuck with Daniel?
Daniel?
Bro that's the guy bro.
That's the guy man.
Put the mask back.
Yeah!
Fuck is going on man.
Where's Lacey bro?
Okay so come follow me.
Follow me.
Oh did you want to meet everyone you see?
Silky right?
Oh Silky's here?
Yeah.
Bro I saw Silky in Vegas.
Bro it really is the face.
Bro, it really is the face house.
Not the face house.
It was the face house.
Silkie's probably got the right.
I'm not asking.
Silkie's got the right.
No, Silkie, there's probably fucking a bad bitch right now.
Oh my god, that is big ass dick.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, dude, let's rip this off.
We could have.
I got the keys.
Woo!
This is crazy, bro.
I'm gonna do a lean muck, but he's sokey if you want.
A lean muck, man?
Yeah.
He's sensed?
Yeah.
Whose car is this?
That's Ron's.
Dude, Ron's on it.
Ron's fucking up, bro.
Got to be like, you know, it's Suki.
Sounds like cotton.
Yeah, this is the Suki.
Oh, it's gotta be like that snuff.
No.
Whoa?
That's definitely a reefer.
Suki, I got a friend.
Where is he?
I mean, you can try it cause he's not here.
It's fucking 3.50 PM.
What do you mean? Oh, that's Sayi, by the way.
Hi. Hi. How's it going? Hi. Hi.
Sick.
Should we wake him up?
Yeah, yeah. Should I wake him up?
Nah, there's no way. No, that's me.
Like on camera and shit.
Should I wake him up?
I mean he's not sure what to do anyways.
He's going to do a VR challenge.
So, oh VR challenge, okay.
Well, so I'm going to say that you made me wake him up.
Yeah, because I need him anyways.
Oh, okay.
Is this his room right here?
What if he's like, dancing balls out though?
That's better.
I see the button when he gets you.
Yeah, but I would be so mad.
I wouldn't be mad.
Really?
I mean, he already leads his penis.
I'll just do it.
I'll do it.
Let me put that down first.
Oh no, let me show you how to get it on camera.
No, no, no, no, the thing is...
No, that's a lot. That's a thing.
So, we got to show you how to do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, yo, you got to wake up!
Saïd said to wake up!
That's what he's doing right now.
Silke!
Dude, else's okay. Let's go.
What's going on?
Is it okay?
No, there's no way you make something wrong.
Yeah.
You wake up, go back to sleep.
Bro, it's 4 p.m., bro.
Like, you can't eat egg only, not wake up.
I know, that's crazy.
Yeah.
Maybe he's dealing with, battling with depression.
No, no, no.
Maybe Selkie's depressed.
Depressed?
I didn't see that.
No, no way, bro. Somebody's happy, man. He's just a beat-over now.
Oh, sorry.
What do you see here, man? Should we go beat him to chest?
Yeah, where they at?
Um, what, wait, what if we're on Google package check?
Uh, wait, okay.
Huh? How you doing?
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. My stomach still is bothering me.
We're good.
But I think it was because, um, we ate some like tamales last time, too.
I love tamales, but I'm sorry.
Bro, sorry.
Let's get this thing done.
Dude, after the street, come pull up for the crib and take a dip.
Bro, I'm there.
Wait, your beauty's flippin' ain't you?
Yeah, oh yeah.
Wait, who's there?
Snap talk, some shit?
Bro, let's get a party going.
I'm down.
You're not down for a while.
I'm not down.
I'm always down.
You're getting the action part.
Yeah, I texted it.
Hold on.
Dennis, my mom, can you answer me a real quick?
Thank you.
Um, what?
What?
You're walking around there, so I don't want to try hearing my mom.
You're taking your mom's phone.
Yeah.
Hey, did your mom also know when you're going home?
Uh...
I think tomorrow.
So, why don't you take your mom's phone?
I love her.
Why don't you take your mom's phone?
She's a liar.
She's a liar?
It's like she loses you.
I miss her a lot.
She's a liar.
You didn't?
No, it's just like, I'm like...
It's wack if I'm just talking to my mom right now.
I mean, but she's called.
Yeah, so, Dr. Daniel?
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, Daniel's my security.
But you're security.
OK, I mean, yeah.
She said she's gonna pick you up from the airport.
Yeah, OK, but yeah.
Do you kiss your mom on the lips?
No, that's weird.
On the cheek, though, I just love you.
OK, let's get in here, OK?
Please remove your shoes, is that serious?
You got switchers on, bro.
I'd be rude if we didn't.
Can we watch?
I can't, bro. I'm walking in here for like 10 minutes.
Fucking asshole, man.
Fuck!
Come on, dude!
Fuckin' fat.
He's a little guy, bro.
He is pretty fat, Ron.
He's getting fat.
You know he's on a weight loss journey?
Oh, is he on Redo?
Everybody's on Redo.
Dude, that shit is epic, bro.
Are you on Redo?
No, no, I just like, yeah, they're just like, they believe in me.
Spamming walls. Yeah, it's just like the impressive, you know, and yeah
Let's go check out this bedroom
Dude, you know what we sick is like a bed on on in here my bedroom would be out so what I'm trying to face
The bedroom is gonna be out there
Okay
This is actually yours?
That's me, yeah.
Okay, I'll be really honest.
Dude, whoa!
Yeah, that's the setup right there.
Ooh, closet, bro. If you want some clothes.
You got clothes?
Yeah, I love them, bro.
I'm not gonna fit anything you wear.
That's cap.
I got some oversized shit that I don't wear anymore
that I could locally give to you if you want.
Sorry, it's a little messy.
Whoa, you got a crazy freaking thing going on.
Yeah, here, here, bro.
Yeah.
That is a funny armor.
What is that?
It's Rick.
Oh!
How you doing?
Are you Daniel?
You got Daniel?
He's still called Daniel from the hood too.
What are you doing smoking, bro?
He's from the hood too.
Why are you saying the hood too, bro?
Because that was the hood.
I was just putting them on some Rick
What is this I'm not putting this fucking demonic ass shit on this
It's demonic bro
Bro tell it
It's not demonic bro that's not demonic
Bro try it man
There you go
We saw Michelle Lambie the other night
Michelle Lambie who's that
She was like whoa
Wait, that actually might be hard.
Get in there man.
You heard?
Look, he's already been on the river for a year.
Huh?
Yeah!
Yeah, that's just hard.
Yeah!
You gotta put on the sink.
Yeah!
You want the whole thing?
Oh shit.
You want the whole thing?
Oh shit.
You can wear these or no.
Whoa, I heard you're a YouTuber now.
We are?
How do you want albume?
Huh?
How do you want albume?
Uh, a yet concert.
All done.
Go 360.
Let's go to 360, bro.
Nice.
Yeah.
That's a 180.
Yeah.
You want me to take it off?
I
Dude
What y'all trying to do
Yeah, Jason got a mayback you can have that you wanted it you can have it bro fire
Well, what are those for the rest of the stream? Oh, damn. You see that?
That should have honestly looked better on yours.
Wait, that should look hard.
That should look way better on you.
Is that the fucking world right there? What does it look like you see?
That needs like a bunny or some shit.
When are you booting up, bro? How about a game?
No, you're not!
Bro, come home, bro.
Bro, give him a room tour, man.
No, it's 4 p.m.
It's 4 p.m.
Bro, it's 4 p.m.
You got just like drooling on yourself and shit.
You ever was he's asleep?
This is a fucking slur.
Oh my God, man.
This is a blitz go.
It is a blitz go.
That's how I'm saying it.
Are you a game?
I mean we can hop a game, bro.
You're a game?
We're a game.
I play a lot of Counter Strike, but like.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit!
You be playing Counter-Shop?
I love CS, bro.
He's not good.
Yeah, so...
I'm way better than him.
You got knives?
Not yet.
I actually unboxed them not too long ago.
Let's go, though.
Yeah.
What's up?
I'm just looking at your body.
Looks my toesy.
Yeah.
Do you want to lay down or something?
Yeah, I'm done.
Okay.
Get in there.
The shoes on the back.
Okay.
I sleep on the left side.
Hey, look, can I have a smoke?
Get in there.
Oh, get in there.
Smoke.
What do you mean, get in there with him, bro?
Are you gonna smoke a fucking cigarette in my bed, bro?
Bro, I have...
Dude, you already cleared a cigarette, man.
You have one more, bro.
Alright, you gotta get it. If you're gonna smoke one, let me smoke one with you.
What?
You wanna smoke one?
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro. Light me, light me, light me.
Light me, light me.
You gotta pull a lot of you.
A what?
Here, you do it all yourself. I don't wanna enable this, you know.
This is the new you yeah
Yeah, suck you have to suck
Not second is bro. You've been walking all day. I'm her last books in the reds
Smoked I do drugs I never smoked a cigarette with a rich and no one
It's a little bit for it
So there here, bro, so they sit down though right out and use a big of her now
I'm gonna put that vision right there. No, I'm not gonna get in here, bro
Yeah
Yeah, yeah fucked up by some old guy
Bro, me and you got a retired basketball game.
Bro, we got a retired issue, bro.
Shut the door so the smoke doesn't go up.
It's over.
What do you mean?
It's over. The cruise got swallowed like cigarettes.
Yes, shut the door.
No, it's not. I got candles, bro.
I know, but can you shut the door?
No, bro.
I'm trying to boss.
Wait, bro, please let me see an O or some shit, man.
Can you do that with a cigarette?
I don't need that.
Bro, I literally seen a video of you doing O's man.
Bro, make yourself out, bro.
What the heck god damn, bro!
Yes, get comfortable about bro.
Because me, me cause of some, bro, do you, bro.
Ash, do you know Ash, bro?
You fucking idiot, man!
Do you have a fucking pop bottle or something?
I don't want to bro.
Bro, yeah, there you go, there you go, bro.
You gotta be hospitable, bro.
Yeah.
I am hospitable.
You gotta bring him the, if you know your life,
you gotta bring him an asteroid.
I forgot that's how it works.
I don't really smoke cigarettes, you know what I'm saying?
You're catching a bop, bro.
This is a great bop, you know what I'm saying?
Smoking a Jason's gloom with a bogey in my fucking hand.
Not a bad smell.
Cigarettes, yeah, yeah.
Silky, Aldo, Jason right now.
Yeah.
Well, Daniel.
That's Daniel.
That's who he is, right there?
That's us all.
All he master with the oh
This is just a vibe
We should play Truth or Dare with Trot or something.
Truth or Dare with Trot.
Truth or Dare?
Truth.
Is it true that you're a virgin?
No.
I pulled you out of the wife.
Truth or Dare?
Dare.
There's a lot of good things I could dare you to do right now in this room.
Yeah, I do so many streams in Berlin, like, fuck a ribbit.
Get out there, you're talking to the pool.
I mean, I couldn't do that.
No, you have to.
I mean, but then we got to get out and do it.
Yeah, yeah, after the smoke.
Okay, your turn, Sylvia.
I have some, both of you.
Wait, I got to ask you out, right?
Oh, we didn't even include Sylvia. Let's restart. Let's just restart.
No, I mean, that's why I asked him.
Okay, word.
Oh, good. Good. Good. Wait. So wait, you got to ask me this time.
That's not my case. Yeah, probably probably three.
This is the third red bull. Oh, wait. No, no.
This is this is an ostrich. Oh, yeah.
Oh, so you got two red bulls in this year. Third bogey bogey.
Yeah, that's what they call it in New York. A cigarette.
Yeah, bogey. Oh, no, there's my second cigarette.
So second cigarette. Did you do it? No.
Oh, that's definitely not an apple.
I had an apple. Yeah, I had an apple in my stomach, man.
No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
You want to go to the airport to get food?
Fuck no dude, I'm not trying to get me no airworn.
What?
But she's lame.
I'm trying to get a fucking did-well or something.
Because will has no...
It's not food.
It was clothes.
They have vending machines.
What's that?
What's that have to do with?
Just trying to get it like a...
Like a snack.
Do you have snacks?
I do got snacks.
Do we have some?
Do you have some candy?
So do you have some snacks too?
I don't know.
I got candy.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go sour
This is a skullie now we have to go to watch a movie today
Why you should come where you guys didn't go watch it?
Maybe are you here a lot to stream up? No, no, no, just watch it. Oh, I love this
Yeah, man, you guys should pull up after
me like this a pole like a man
he's not fucking with that he's not fucking with that
cuz I can't really swim boys with Kevin Gates okay he's my dog I can't
really do what I gotta do in the water with my ankle like this yeah cuz you're
trying to do flood snap dogs bro imagine that you don't know about forces
that's what the fuck is that that's not that's my thing that's not your thing
You go over the board. No, no snap tuck is like on the
Like just on the on the ground dude. I'm sorry. I got ash all over your shit, bro
You fucking animal bro, I'm sorry bros. I'm literally smoking a
Listen to this guy
She's
I'm sorry. It is disrespectful, but like listen, you said me casa to Casa is to Casa, bro
I'm saying dude don't touch the shoes. I'm letting me your seeds
These you posties from somebody says it like he's from New York
Yeah, you really put them on yeah, I get influenced by people around me
You're the first do you the first joy I shared with was with you bro. Look at Daniel's house
That's fucking cool shit
trick bro y'all know about like when you're in what's your you guys ever like
hit a jewel and shirt
what we're trying this is a chew up a man is that what's our podcast name bro
this is fucking fire bro darts and sheets darts and sheets white Asian
black what's like a white fusion? Wow, fusion. Oh yeah, like exotic, like exotic colors, exotic
fusion. Yeah, but Daniel's my security, so he's got to be involved. Yeah, but there's
We got another Asian dude.
You're fucking who's this man?
No, I'm gonna meet him.
I'll tell him.
I'm a Filipino.
Filipino?
Oh.
You speak?
I just speak.
You pick a band with me?
That would be the best.
What the fuck was that?
That's what you call it?
You know that?
All right, we need to get to the hardware.
So he's not coming back.
No, no, I'm not coming back.
All right, we're going to get to the shower bro.
So he's not coming back?
No, no, I am.
I won't.
We're going to go to the shower.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'll be back.
I'll be back in like an hour.
I'm going to like the little star thing.
Oh, the star pad is?
Is it because you're insecure about, uh, acne?
Yeah.
I got to get to the shower bro.
Really?
Yeah, Marlon gave this to me.
I want to get to you.
No, what?
Sexy Marlon?
Yeah.
I got to get to the shower bro.
Bro, I saw Sexy Marlin in Vegas and I was scared to say hi.
Sexy Marlin?
Yeah.
Who the fuck is that?
Marlin.
Oh.
There you go.
Put this on.
Listen, man, you look sexy.
What is that?
This is the embers color you're doing.
Suck.
Fuck, man.
Oh, I got you.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yes, bro.
Can I keep it?
Yeah, you can.
this is from marlon this is marlon gave this to me
i'll give it to you bro
yeah there you go
is there an air? yeah
damn the bath tub
you got shit in this bowl
oh yeah this is dope
No, yeah, you came in here a fucking new man. You're leaving the new man, bro. Okay. Yeah, what? Yeah, that's fine
Yeah, yeah, it smells good though, bro
No, dude, you said you don't use it. I don't use it
Actually, I really don't use it
Let's just most honest on you
What do you mean?
It doesn't smell good.
Oh.
No.
OK.
It smells like cigarettes.
Yeah, but it mixes with that.
This is what safe men's just says.
How about we hotbox the fucking shower, bro?
Yeah, but you're not going to do that.
You can't hotbox with cigarettes, no?
Yeah, you can, dude.
Yeah, you can, bro.
Dude, that's not.
Bro, that's a shot.
You hot box, what's fake minge?
What's fake minge?
Fake minge.
Let's go.
Fake minge?
Minge.
What does that mean?
Fake minge.
They're saying no.
Oh yeah, fake mink.
What's fake mink?
The wrapper.
Oh, the wrapper, bro.
Yeah, fuck.
Here, let's shut this door and we'll talk about this.
Daniel, get a cigarette.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, just do the bathroom, the shower is,
it's not, you know hot box.
Do you get a manscape brand deal?
Um, yeah, a while back.
Well, why is there fucking flies in my shower?
There's flies all over the show.
This is the scut.
How is there flies?
Y'all do not take care of this crib.
You just let me smoke in your fucking room on your bed.
Brother, we're bros.
I'm not really like, what?
You're not tripping.
Stop smoking?
Why are you up, bro?
Yeah, why are you all telling me
what I can and can't do right now?
I'm chilling.
You should stop smoking.
That's not a good friend.
I don't smoke on on the off the house like when it's a double occasion. Yeah, I mean, bro. Honestly, that's just not go for your lungs
That's
The fuck should we do bro, I mean we could the states bro we could the states I mean
What it was they
Ron's Ron can smell it
Bro. Bro. We're in our room. What do you mean? We're in my room.
Yeah. What the fuck?
Did you just fucking broke? Come on, bro.
What? I didn't mean to, bro. I'm telling you. I told you. What can I do with this?
Oh, here. Let's go outside.
Fuck it. Make it a mess in my room.
Sorry, bro.
Let's go outside.
I knew you were here when you invited me, dude.
Dude, this is completely what I expected.
Japanese wood 200 years ago.
Where's Jack Dory?
Huh?
Where's Jack Dory?
Jack Dory?
Oh, I don't really know.
Jack Dory.
Let's keep doing Jack Dory.
I don't really have his contact, bro.
Oh, do you have any contact with Jack Dory?
Uh, I don't really, uh, why, why do you want to do console with Jack Doherty?
Of all people.
He, he does hard.
I think he's gonna join FaZe, though.
Really?
Yeah.
You can just, uh, end the trash right here.
Yeah, one last hit of that shit.
Yeah, I don't want to lay here.
Trash bin on fire.
Dude, can we go play chess?
Uh, I think Ron's still playing on-drail.
What should we do?
I mean, we can borrow, let's make the state, learn to feed it some Ronnie on-drail.
It'll take two seconds man. It's not being a little lazy fuck bro.
Alright, let's do it. Let's fucking do it.
Daniel, what do you think?
It sounds like a good idea almost.
Hold on, get out of these.
Do you have a long face here?
Do I?
Jumping in the pool? I'm not jumping in the fucking pool.
No, I'm jumping in the pool. I dare to.
I'm not jumping in the pool, bro.
Alright, here we go, man.
Cooking with Aldo.
Let's do it!
You know how to cook?
Hell yeah, I've been making mac and cheese though.
All right, which one?
Oh my fucking God, bro!
Do you see these flies?
Yeah, these flies, dude.
You got a fingerboard, Clark?
What?
A fingerboard, Clark.
What does that mean?
I like a lacquer over the tabletop.
Like a...
If you don't know what I'm talking about.
Like a, like, these, like these.
Holy shit, bro!
No, I'm not.
I'm talking some fingerboard shit.
Cutting board the disgusting fucking house. This is what everybody's saying. He's tapped in
Walked into the crib. It's not like mildew. Yeah, it does smell like
We can get as good the shit in fucking 30 seconds, you know
Give me one like a sponsor
Look at this
Look at that. Oh, it smells.
Yeah.
I know. It's your brow. It's your brow.
No, no, it's not my friend. Fuck you.
You're fucking...
No, you fucking piece of...
Bro, what is that?
It smells like a...
It smells like shit, bro.
Bro, that's a new...
That's a new fight spot, bro. I've never seen it.
Yo, it's actually disgusting.
Bro, oh my fucking god.
Look at the milk.
Dude, we gotta dump that out on the floor.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, this house is already...
Here's a furluck.
I can't drink this whole thing.
You want to try some?
Don't drink that.
Don't drink the whole thing.
That'll fuck you up.
Also, thanks for looking out. I got any water, too. I'd like one. Yeah
We can steal some from lacy's room
No, let's put this shit up. All right. Get a little sip of that for a loco
Yeah, my homie sponsored by them. Yeah. Yeah, you fuck with him. No, okay. I mean, it's not bad
This is what you drink if you have a serious drinking problem
this is what you drink like for the vibes if you like this is not what I just
wanted to try it to be honest well I thought it would have been sick to get
the roast because we could have just brought this and slapped it on the
grill yeah oh sweet there's a grill outside
we use a grill or a pan well pan fry pan fry is always better
okay okay I don't like the taste of the dough but I mean if you're trying to
make this you should just save this bro this is this is good okay how you
save that for like like the brows I'm gonna be honest like if we say that it's
just gonna sit in a nice piece of yeah yeah yeah yeah you guys to work in a
and a fucking you're going so tough yeah I used to work on a butchery yeah yeah
so you got like the pieces of meat all like just like but I get it out dude all
Oh my goodness.
Oh, like the bugs.
Okay.
Um, I'm a weirdo.
I wouldn't cook anything that long.
Do you look like an emo JD Vance?
W JD Vance.
Yeah, darling.
We're good.
All right.
Anyways.
Come on, bro.
Stay.
Let's do it.
Dude, let's just quit this time.
Yeah, bro.
Let's get the good shit down for our history.
Wait.
I'm a pull-up literally I'm a pull-up tonight. Did that what do you mean like just tonight? You don't live here
I do live here. Okay. I do live here. Okay
You live here
Yes, that's my room. You tell my room is clean is the cleanest and I'm actually I'll try to talk to best women
They know can you open the shirt for me, bro?
Let me be chopped
You have a phone yourself?
Yeah, but oh is this not connected like to like the like actual I don't know how this here works
Oh, it's on twitch. So twitch. We're streaming on twitch. Yeah. Yeah. W smoked up facts. W smoked up
Should we maybe wash our hands?
Hell no
Yeah, yeah, yeah wash hands everybody said wash hands. So whatever the chest says I do because I'm a sims character
Um, so let's get a little walk here. Yeah, they could tell you to do anything, right? Yeah
I know like
You're really committed to the game
Yeah
You take some actually there you'll take it
Yeah
It's not the banks
You don't make a pleasure with banks. Yeah, can we call you you you want me?
Just I'm at the face. It's not face. It's a bit of a fallout that happens. What happened? Oh
That man a listen, he blew all that shit on Chrome
Let's just say that yeah
Okay, I feel that I mean listen Baron calm is hard. Yeah, calm is tough man. Let's go. What's up smiley?
Oh my god, this is fucking happy ass.
Yeah, I know, the fuck's going on over here.
This has a fucking mess.
Can we get a cleaner, bro?
Yeah, I'll leave it bro.
You want one?
Yeah, I'm sure you'll get a cleaner.
Everyone gonna be down?
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, everyone should be down.
Okay, this has a fucking mess.
I feel like, yeah.
Dude, what you should do,
let's leave this shit out
overnight.
Well, you know what you do is put some wrong me inside some of those orders
Well, no
Be maggots or anything in there
What does nabs mean nabs means like not a bad shot, okay, what it's like, you know, you honest one
What does L.O. mean?
L.O. means?
Is it typo long?
It's typo long.
Oh dude, you gotta calm down and slow it down.
Yeah, yeah.
It's literally a three letter word.
They literally get excited.
I know, they're hyped.
They're like, ooh.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, that's fucked with this shit.
Yeah, you should burst our shit.
Spam low.
Yo, everybody spam two U's.
What did that?
W.
Spam two U's in the chat.
Everybody spam two U's.
I don't.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
W.
I see the W.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's that's new. I've never seen that's different. It's hard. Like I said, I'm a I'm a creative genius
It's just there's no other better way to put it. Yeah, I like the beard too
So should we see this in this or not should we season this or not?
No, no, it's fun. It's fun off the top. Oh, no, we can't because it's wrapped up dude
This is gonna be like an ultra medium rare steak. We're just gonna
Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. I don't know how to cook steak like that.
Yeah, it's fine. You keep that on. That's why it's tied up.
Wait. Oh my God, bro. So we wash this now?
Yeah, you can wash it. I mean, you can probably just wipe it down and it'll be fine.
Although you need a dart, I do need a cigarette.
Oh, bro. No more, bro.
Okay. I'll step outside if I have to.
Yeah, come on. No? They're saying wash it.
Bro, don't wash the steak.
wash the bottle what's wrong with putting they said use uh oh yeah true it's cooked
it's fine if we're cooking it it's fine oh because the air because the air
the taste of the bacteria uh because the heat the heat
fucking flies bro i know cook it with the here look okay look yeah i'm not really nice
all as well uh yeah right here all the ingredients and stuff should be right here
I
Feel like you can cook really good. Well, where's the you have all of our
My fucking god, yeah, that's a lot of bugs. I don't want to use that. Is this the first time you've shown how terrible this place is
No
We might be fucking this is very bad, bro. This is very fucking bad. Maybe maybe use butter, bro
Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. Okay. It's just you need it. I only put oil on it to uh, this is a ribeye
I'm only gonna put oil on it to see you when I should throw on the steak
You're actually tell them you gotta let it start smoking. You're
I love
I'm hiding the state my doing this right? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's fine, but you're gonna get microscopic pieces of paper on that
But really really but I'm tapping another why nothing is edible in here all of my mom wants to crack you don't your mom
She knows what's good
Your your wife will let that happen. Oh, no
Who is it? Who is this wife? Oh, yeah, so proud of her. She's she's for my wife. If you're watching this, but I love you
I miss you
Bubble you put two W's in the chat dude or just one W
Hi, hi, hi, bro. Jesus, man
Everybody's found to you. That's fucking hard. All right, so let's laugh that bitch
Yeah, I've been lightest trash, dude.
Lightest trash?
Yeah.
Okay, we're just going to have this baddest dumb season, too.
Look how the oil just fucking just back to just walks on the top of that.
I guess I'll order my carrot, bro, let's do it.
I'm going to use this as our plate.
Do you have salt and pepper?
Salt and pepper?
What?
Do we have salt and pepper?
Boom.
Salt.
Right here.
Okay, so.
Yeah, open that shit up.
And regular leaves.
Pepper.
Yeah, not oregano for sure. Do you have like rosemary?
Rosemary. Bro, wait a minute. You're kind of good at this.
Bro, I'm telling you, this is going to be nice.
So what I'm thinking is we're going to try to do a little fucking reverse here.
What does that mean?
Well, I'm going to try to just give it a nice crust first and then we might throw it in the oven for a couple minutes.
Another? Okay.
Dude, you cook.
I haven't done this in a while, but bro, I'll get us nice.
Are you actually on Rida?
No.
I had like half the same because all y'all just laughed at my face like that shit's not working, I get it.
I mean, do you still get hungry up right now?
Uh, dude, like I said, I barely ate today. I had an apple.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
You gotta get off that, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Right up?
Yeah.
Why?
Um, keep it natty.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I guess you're pretty natty, yeah.
I think you're fucking bang, dude.
You like that?
Yeah, it's like a whole system.
system.
Here, I'm going to take you to do this.
Okay, how to do this?
Well, because this is coming apart, why'd you cut the rope off, dude?
I didn't.
Should I put the rope back on?
No, well, it's too late now, I guess.
I mean, you can still put the rope back on.
Why is it opening?
Well, because the bone is not attached.
Oh, fuck, bro.
Yeah.
This cow is fucked up, man.
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's meant to be like that.
Fuck up this cow.
So here, look.
Just like, we're just going to lather this bitch in salt.
Because a lot of it is just going to go away.
Wait, I feel like that's really salty.
Yeah, but look how fucking big the God damn thing is.
You're right, you're right.
Bro, you know what?
So that's a problem.
So that's a...
You barely had it on.
Fuck!
Where's the alarm?
Fuck!
Right here, right here.
Hit the button.
Wait, wait, he's out, he's out, Jay, he's out, give me that!
Jay! Jay!
Oh, fuck, man!
Jay, he's out, bro!
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?
Oh, fuck!
What the fuck, bro?
Okay, let's go, finish that salt.
Oh my god.
I have to do that.
What did you say about me when you left, uh, when I clearly walked behind me to tell Chad something?
Uh, I said that you're a fucking heavy dude.
I know you did.
Hey look, just lock that in there.
No.
You better remember that this is basically an autopsy book.
Like this is a sad thing to do.
I mean, treat it with this.
I like the tree. I mean...
It's a... it's a... it's a...
Hey, I do this Walmart stay. Is that bad?
Yes, it's not bad. Horse keeps it in.
Hey, what have you been...
What the fuck's going on?
We got the uh...
I don't know what that means.
So now what?
Let's go do it.
Don't be my stuff.
Yeah, but like...
We can spread it out, bro.
We only got one bite, it's just gonna be gnarly.
Huh.
Nah.
There we go.
But look, like, yeah, it's a lot of salt, but a lot of it's just gonna burn it off.
Awww.
Dude.
Yeah.
You should be a- you should have, like, a cooking channel or some shit.
That's just lame.
Sorry, everybody and their mom wants to have a YouTube fucking cooking channel.
So what's- what do you want to do?
Look, you guys, I'm trying to, like, just chill.
We've, like, got my, uh...
Can you jump the ball?
Yeah, that's a good start.
Don't move it!
We're just going to let this shit
char the fuck out.
Because it's big bro.
It's mad thick so I can cook for a stupid long.
How long?
Should I put a timer?
How long?
That's the chat.
Wait you have my phone.
I put it in my pocket.
Where is my phone?
I think I put it down over here where I was fucking.
We gotta wash our hands.
You lost my fucking phone?
Daniel, it's Daniel.
You're saying 30 minutes?
30 minutes.
30 minutes
Like fucking cigarettes. Oh really? No, I don't really smell anything
So I need a smoke in your house, bro
We don't weigh worse shit in here. So what's the worst thing you've done?
Oh
Here crack cocaine
You've done crack?
Nah, I'm not fair.
If I just spoke to you
Silky's room?
Just how about a step this short?
Silky's room gets the mark.
We'll say that again bro.
You can
Yeah, you can hear the bugs in the house.
I'm gonna open it.
I'm on it.
I don't know.
hey everybody spam w to use in the chat that's it's hard
it's hard bro it's tough I'm just like a visionary yeah facts facts that's so hard
we all go so fucking fast dude this shit is gnarly it's new bro new bro
you're famous as fuck nah that's you nah that's you that's you that's w what are you
What's your next like life experience like I thought you'd perform at a funeral?
Yeah.
What is the next like shoot?
Whenever it comes along.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we just kind of, I just have my brother walk around and film me.
Except we don't, we're not live streaming.
So this is just like, you're a real guy?
Yeah, it's normal.
Oh, okay.
We just be chilling.
Okay.
We eat the oven?
Should we do that?
Yeah, you can preheat it.
Okay.
Actually, it's gonna get so good, bro. Look.
This shit has just been sitting here just fucking burning.
But when we flip this over, the char is gonna be unreal.
I want to cook it until I can see it start coming through the middle of it.
Oh, this is... you're talented, bro.
Wait, how do you preheat it up?
Oh, here.
This dude doesn't even know how to preheat an oven, bro.
Spoon fat, bro. Yeah, we got a higher cleaners today. There's too many flies in our mansion.
Oh, listen, listen, listen. I don't, I never use oven. I use a thing.
It's gonna be way hotter.
Oh, here, here, here.
So what?
Three hits or what?
Oh, like 400.
Down 400.
400 chat?
There we go.
Well, that's four locos kind of nice.
They'll try it.
No, through the middle.
There we go.
No, through the mask, that's all right.
You're a crazy dude, man.
You're extremely lit.
Thanks. So are you, dude.
W's!
He's addicted to chat.
I do.
It's like instant gratification.
Did you?
Oh, subscribers only.
Everybody's...
Look at his ass.
Bro, my brother...
I'm really dead chapped.
He was like, I was like, dude, let me cut your hair.
And he's like, I can't do that, bro.
I can't go back to being chapped.
I did actually say that.
Yeah.
Can I cut your hair with a landscape?
Yeah.
Wait, can I shave it?
Uh, bro, you should, you should go ball here all over your mask.
I got a trimmer. I got a trimmer.
You're Vietnamese balls.
Got Harry as hell.
Oh, no.
No.
That's the one place I got Harry.
No, bro.
Harry, I am, bro.
Yeah.
That's disgusting.
That's your arms.
My toilet seat after I shaved my balls.
Yeah, that's.
Look at that.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
That smells like nothing at all.
It's fine.
No, no, no.
That's all.
No, let me, please let me shave your head.
Dude, maybe.
Please, I'll order, I'll order.
Let me shave your head.
Okay, I'm not, yeah, I can't.
Why not?
Let me shave your head.
It took a long time, bro.
Aiden Ross really started the nice haircut, Tara, for streaming.
No.
Yes, dude.
He has a nice little tape on it.
He's got a crazy face.
Is that?
Huh?
He's like 30 bands. Let me pay you 30 bands like imagine being a barber for Andrew Tate
I mean, I don't know
He's Harry
Yeah, it's disgusting
No, I don't got here you have an August option of my fees to be honest. Why I don't know. I just wanted to try
This house growing to me. That's right. I love you. What's your mind?
Those are tough you got wide-set eyes like me so like we got big
What do you think that is
Yeah, obviously, but like,
We have to save our blood.
Yeah, we do.
What the fuck?
Oh.
That's really twin.
Aliens.
I think that's blood. We should do that.
No, no, no, no, no.
1, 2,
3, 4,
5,
Daniel, how do you do a gang?
Double tap?
What are you showing me right now?
What is this?
No, I can't do it. You try it.
Like what?
This is something I learned from Daniel.
Look, Daniel's mad good at school beats.
Show him what's good.
Do you have like a hollow countertop?
Hollow?
Yeah.
Daniel does like...
Oh, like pencil tapping?
Yeah.
Like he does like uh...
I'm sure.
Now we don't have that.
Yeah.
We can use this.
Oh no, not like that.
I'm talking like...
Nice.
There's so many flies in this house.
Okay, we should probably turn this thing around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't really have utensils, so...
No, not looking at it.
I got it.
I think we do.
We did
This would be the first thing
Shindigami you're just... you're just...
You're just... you're just...
Fudge!
Yo there's a nice day!
That's it guys.
Dude, get down!
Yeah, I'm in.
Turn off the light.
I'm in.
Yeah, I see it.
That's fucking that fire, man.
Yeah, no more gonna have...
We'll slow cook it for a minute.
Or not slow cook it for a minute.
Yeah.
After Charles on the other side.
Well, do we use this or...
What do we use?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, use this.
you fuck with wheels wheels do my dad put me on a brain rot no he did that I
swear what are your wheels look like yeah yeah wait chill I'm a trap there
let me pull it over that's how you get in the deals what you don't be selling
or sending each other beams no no this is great why is it just straight
Who is it?
This is one of my favorite people.
Apparently he stabs someone for no reason with his hand.
That's...
He's from Vancouver, look.
That's...
No money, yos.
It doesn't work, but he basically just spits like delirious bars for the next four minutes.
Okay.
That's hard.
You wanna see my rules?
Yeah.
The fuck?
Oh, yeah.
See, this is the time it should not happen.
and sometimes you'll get on his hands and be like
how much you love him
whoa, what are you saying?
c'mon, bro
what the fuck are you saying?
I'm not like cool, like hard on a good one
not a boner
I'm not a boner, bro, stop
I'm looking at his butt now
next, next, next
no, that was nice
oh, he's lit
that's like me and you in a different universe
I'm not trying to say no, I'm trying to say like,
you know what I'm saying?
What, bro?
My turn.
Yeah, don't you get any legs?
That's tough.
You on that way?
Oh my god.
That is sad.
Oh, go back to that, bro.
Go back!
He's on the wall, he thought he was on the wall. That's crazy.
We gotta hop on everything, everything.
And get ripped from the summer.
Yeah, I'm not really trying to work out. I don't like doing that shit.
It's just lame and boring. It's more so boring.
What? Where'd he have him?
Yeah, it's like, I'd rather like just kick it at my camera and hit McDonald's.
McDonald's? Is that what you call it in Canada?
Yeah.
Well, that's it, huh?
Ask Aldo about Will Mahoney.
Where's the go?
Who's Will?
You're gonna know Will?
Well, who's Will Mahoney?
Dude, Will's like my best friend.
Bro.
What the fuck is that?
Stop!
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna fucking want.
No, it's the...
Stop!
I know.
Stop.
You okay?
What is that smell?
It's a steak, bro.
We're cooking steak.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
It doesn't smell good.
What are you doing?
You're doing everything good.
Yeah, just fucking this.
My stomach's been watering me all day, and I'm fucking...
You need a water, bro?
Yeah.
Yeah?
I'd love one.
We don't have water.
We only have full locals.
Let me try to look at them.
Yeah, yeah.
Look at Lacey's throne.
Fuck it up.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is how I'm full of comb, bro.
No, really, thanks.
Yeah, no, not anymore.
Not anymore.
Hey, Lacey, you are?
He's been on Reddit for a year, bro.
Yeah, I'm on red up. It's not working. I told you these guys don't fuck with me.
No, I told you. I don't know. Look at his eyes, bro. You're up like that, bro.
How much money do you have? I mean, I don't know.
Oh, Chad, how much money do you think you have? Not a lot.
What do you think of his tattoos this one's this one's hard
That's what I said, he's but we're the same age
What did y'all do today?
Yeah, we tried to get some steaks and go to JBBQ, but fucking, I forgot, I just drove for a while.
Oh, he drove my Maybach.
How's me?
I'm getting that.
That's Richard Milley?
Get to the map?
Yeah.
How much is that?
A thousand?
Oh, fix your chain, bro.
Did you grow the little beer?
Do you have a leech in it?
What's that mean, a leech in it?
Like, you know.
you know not I'm so good people tell me it doesn't look far as I get like a
full on it's all genetical like what's that the stakes good oh thanks you
what why do you wish for that
dude yeah let's do it place you beat this place you gotta try to
I
Like, the doctor probably said like, I'm not gonna be there.
The doctor's like, you gotta walk in.
No, the doctor said, I'm gonna hit you with a break, huh?
He said he'd eat me.
Huh?
He's not gonna eat me now.
Not then.
Really?
Yeah.
So?
You don't want to eat me?
No!
Not a chance in hell.
You're a, again, you were like, before on his path.
Brother, brother, brother.
Y'all are bonding right now.
I know, I know.
I like Lacey.
I've always, I've always been a fan of Lacey.
Look at my sweaty armpit just rubbed up on your shoulder.
Okay, uh, I'm gonna shout.
Huh?
I have a shit video show to do.
Oh, what are you doing?
Huh?
You doing something today?
What are you hearing?
Tap-Catch-You.
Oh, tap-Catch-You.
I saw it.
You know show?
Who?
Show?
Yeah, like Ryan?
No.
Oh, I don't know. He works for Tap-Catch-You.
Really?
I don't fucking know your tap-catch-You.
You got like 25, 20s.
Yeah, you do too.
That's Bro. Shout out to Bro.
You know he's best friend from Kevin Gates?
Yeah.
Oh, I got two phones.
Yeah.
Okay.
He's got people up to call you with us.
Oh.
You have caskles, right?
Yeah.
We have to kick Jason out, though.
Like, y'all are in their spot.
Yeah.
Fuck you, neon.
Nah.
Fuck you, neon.
Yeah, I just...
Nice.
So, I'm confused like,
have you cut the steak open or no?
Nah, nah, nah.
But this is how you cook it.
It smells like a little wine in the middle of the air.
Yeah, that's why we're gonna have a good of the oven after it.
What's the juice?
The juice is the stink juice.
Yeah, that's fat, though.
That's the fat.
It's rendering.
Why don't you not fill it?
Alright, we're probably good.
Oh, how should we do this?
Right here, brother. Right here.
Throw that on a tall.
But I don't.
Come on down here.
I'm not doing that.
Lacey, fill that shit up.
You're one of those Daniels guys.
His name's Daniel.
Oh, shit, Daniel, you got it?
Daniel!
Daniel, sorry.
His parents fucked it up.
Wait, here.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, that looks good.
This is a hot dog.
What happened?
It's a boy.
He thinks he's coming in there.
Let's learn.
Yeah, that's good.
That tastes good.
Try him.
Everybody dip your finger on Lacey Dryer.
I heard you want the plans on.
I'm sure.
The oven's off.
Yeah, it's off.
It's not on?
It's on.
Oh, bros.
Why'd you work this oven, Lucy?
You gotta put it on.
Oh, fuck, bro.
You didn't read it!
We thought we did.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
It's such a fat fucking blue circle.
It's for real.
I wonder, bro, how long does it take to pre-heat, bro?
We're fucking up.
What's your fuck?
You gotta hold on.
I'm not gonna try.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, I gotta put out the phone.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I'm good for you.
It is.
How long have you been drinking?
Uh, like, every weekend?
No.
That's not bad.
No, I don't drink every day.
But I mean, I am.
I'm trying this right now.
Are you an alcoholic?
No, I'm not.
You are an alcoholic.
You're a weed guy.
Ah, he's not.
Can we play this?
Let's smoke it up.
I know.
Dude, I was gonna bring some loose leaf.
Fuck.
You got loose leaf?
Nah, dude.
is loosely it's like problem but we just go downstairs so you give us a shit
oh bro let's get high with silky bro that's a well should we bring the steak
and just be like you're just eat it like that bro not a lie
no it's definitely wrong it's 100% like
I'm putting more on track about it.
I mean, we could cut it, apparently.
Yeah, we're getting a little hype going.
Yeah, here.
Here we are.
Yeah.
What's that?
That looks like you're very painting a bit of it.
Ah, fuck, bro.
How do I...
Dangerous.
I did your job. My job.
I love to fuck the track, bro.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
What the fuck?
What? Hey, go ahead.
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm really lazy, do I?
Just cut it down the middle.
They said fuck you all, though.
What's up, all though?
Everybody spam 2U, it's W.
Spam W.
I did.
Wait, it's not even that red!
Are you sure?
Oh, no.
No, it's pink, bro.
No, it's not. It's always that bad.
Pink, bro.
Cut along here, let's see.
Here?
No, I thought you cut in the middle.
Oh, what?
Yeah, I mean...
Oh, hell no.
Oh, yeah, that's not ready.
Yeah.
Dude!
Yeah, that's...
That is fucking wrong!
Why don't we just throw it in like the corner so
You throw it out of the grill?
No I feel like we should put it in there and let it...
I mean is it overheated? Is it heated again?
Yeah, it's on 4-2
On 4-2, yeah, since we've been on 4-2
Yeah
No
It's not hot
It's ready
It's ready?
What does that look like?
Wait, hey, you can get this
Wait, do you have a laser pointer as well?
No
No laser pointer my chat
Yeah, no, that's probably good.
I mean, that's pretty cool.
Alright.
Let's put it in here.
It's still so fucking cool.
Yeah, I'm gonna finish.
Yeah, I'll try a little piece.
Oh, no, that'll be alright, bro.
How high do we put it? Like 150?
150.
Oh, you don't know how to do this?
Yeah, just in case, you know, you're gonna pull that shit out.
I can use my shirt.
You guys are sure?
You're on a diet.
Well, my tongue's been hurting all day.
You need more tongues? Maybe a belly rub?
Yeah.
Why is he there?
Well, push it down.
It's so hard.
So, you need some security?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, this is, yeah.
It's from Oakland.
Oh my fucking god.
Wait, point down, Drew.
Straight down at the counter.
Look.
Oh my god.
They were getting killed by the furlupo.
What are you looking at, Ed?
Look at that in the chat.
Look at them being raised.
You're just staring at the chat.
Yeah.
What?
You're just staring at the chat.
Double you everybody spam double you that's the new thing, bro.
That's disgusting.
Yeah.
Let's get cleaners tomorrow.
That's so sick.
Everybody's paying.
That's the same as us.
We're all out.
Oh, split with everybody?
Yeah.
Everybody yeah
Paying for her to do the whole house because I did that last time
Last time I paid $1,800 for a cleaner to be in the whole house. Everybody said
Oh, yeah, we'll pay for it. I said the apple catch request not a single person said that shit
I
You're muscly as hell.
Like that.
I'm not shit.
Damn.
He's not big muscly.
You've been working out?
What about you?
I hate it.
Wake up early.
Instead of sleeping in.
Go lift fucking heavy shit.
Instead of eating food.
It sucks.
For what?
Two fat fucks.
Two big motherfuckin' condoms.
A lacy way fadda.
Nah, he's way fadda.
You're gonna get like, it's crazy to see how skinny you got.
Really? Yeah.
Your transformation is pretty wild.
I remember seeing you for the first time and I was like,
oh my god, this guy's still fluffy and cute.
I'm gonna hug him.
And now you're like digging yourself on us, here fuck.
You know, like lump your elbow on me real hard or something.
He's gonna hurt.
He's like, got sharp, you know, you got sharp.
Oh my god, you also got a push of it.
Oh my god, you also got a push of it?
Push-up thing
No, you're gonna win bro look at that
No, I probably won't push-up against you bro
I'm gonna defeat it, I can't do that
What do you mean? Like I'm gonna defeat it and push-up please
I don't know bro, what happened to that push-up thing though
You never did it
He attempted it
How many push-ups can you do?
At most
I'm not even gonna do that right now bro
I'm trying to have fun, I'm not trying to be bored
Okay, push-ups
I had bored
You'd rather drink the four loco, wait for this fuckin' stick?
Yeah, I am undefeated in push-up beats! I'm zero zero!
Dude.
Well, how about if you eat it?
Say that question back to yourself, Lami.
I...
Would I want to drink a four loco, wait for a stick, or do a push-up thing?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not a devote, bro.
Well, I'll be a stancer, bro. I'm trying to just kick it.
Now, four loco, you don't need to stay.
You know, I got the die.
Look at Lacey's eyes, bro.
Chia, how much net worth do you think Lacey's got?
You're a good guy. You like the money questions.
Who do you have the most money in this house?
Silky.
Silky?
Silky's love.
Silky's got a big-ass chain. Big-ass, too.
He's got a diamond chain. It's a boys' head.
Boys' head?
Oh, dude, that's not okay.
Now, he's got a big-ass diamond.
You got grills, diamond chains, cars, I mean, you got a richer million on them, sir.
I give them the best shape, but I don't care.
Where do you get that from? Do you have a website?
Uh, what's going on? Do you want to call it Canada Buy?
Huh? Yeah.
Oh, it lights up and shits you.
Look at my, look at it, look at me sweating underneath.
Okay.
Jack, can y'all check in for the cleaners?
Maybe you guys can check in if I sell the chicken.
Wait, let's get the fuck out of here.
You out?
We're getting the fuck out of here.
All right, bro.
What happened here?
I'm out of here.
I'm trying to get out.
Y'all should eat the steak, though.
I want to say, let's go blaze with steak.
We've got the steak salinity ready to be done.
Wait, you want to blaze with steak?
It's gonna make me eat some of the steak.
What about steak?
Fuck the steak?
No, he wasn't playing with Suki, what are you doing with that?
It's that time for Ash's though.
So the timer for 30 minutes.
No, wait, 30 minutes? Actually? Is that how long you wait for?
It's a cockadee.
Wait, what about your M3 cap, bro?
Oh dude, thank you, bro. That's actually supposed to look good.
Yeah.
So give me a gift. I wish I brought something for you.
No, don't worry about it.
Next time I'll bring you something.
Okay, thanks.
I'll bring everybody something.
A little gift?
Yeah.
Come on, thank you.
I'm gonna wear Enery Suki's man cave.
What does it smell like?
It's smelly, right?
I mean, you know what that means?
That means Silky's at the same set right now, so we'll play at Marble Rival.
No, no, there's no way.
He's sleeping, bro.
Hey!
Silky!
Dude, what are you
What are you fucking looking at, dude?
I'm just waiting for you.
Look.
You're not a puke?
No, my tummy hurts though. I've been sitting there all day.
What are you saying? In the group chat?
Stratgers.
Oh, you were texting Team Lacey?
That's my team group chat.
Anyone in there?
Whoa!
Why y'all call him Lou?
Because Silk is like...
I thought he was from like New York, New York.
You're Italian.
Yeah.
Italian black.
You're black too.
Yeah.
That's hard.
I'm Italian.
About 2% black, but 98 Italian.
You did the 21 in me?
Or whatever it's called?
Yep.
You know, bro, you're compromised.
They've got here DNA, you're probably a clone somewhere.
Wait, for real?
Yeah, bro.
Why do you even sping a little bottle?
Exactly, bro.
That's how you really do it.
Yeah.
Bro, I could just grab a little peek of hair off of you,
and if I had the right technology, bro.
Put your ass, put your fucking head on a goat or something.
Yeah.
You can mix it with a goat.
Like an exotic fusion.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What?
What goes on in here, bro?
Sniper's dream
Moving up and down
Look at our eye-gaps, bro
Time for bothering you, bro, let's smoke we didn't make beats
You want to see we're gonna smoke and make beats with you, bro
I'm okay. This is gonna be the last thing I do right now. Why are you asking like why are you
he's been asking about blazing with silky all day. Yeah.
Can we do it like 30 minutes?
He said he wants to get the fuck out of here.
You don't like fuck out of here.
I fuck with this. I hope you get a pass coming out of your dorm shirt.
You don't play it.
You let us come in here for real? Yeah, you're so land
Oh, this is crazy
I gave him Richard Milley silky
I gave him dude. This is insane. This is just where you live
I thought you just go shower bro
Oh, sorry, bro.
Yeah, you can fit right in, bro.
You want a room? We got an extra room, bro.
Okay.
Yeah, there's a raised mood now. Actually, I'm upstairs.
Fuck that. Thank you, though. I appreciate that.
Next time I'm here, I'm not gonna...
I'll leave it for a little question, though.
Dude, thank you.
Dude, I don't like it. It's like, feel how much there is now.
What do you take home, man?
I don't have any, bro.
You want to be fucked up.
How are you...
I've been sipping this like
You know nicely throughout the whole night. No, it's not even fucking seven yet
Yeah, let's do it
FL studio. No, I'm gonna pass all the
Doesn't ology
Zanology Zanology. Yeah, what what kind of sense you go?
What you don't make beats, bro?
He makes he makes the music
It's right now
I'll show you
I bet they must go bars for real
Oh
You can't put my boy on the spot.
No, no, I got you, bro.
It was literally my security.
No, I got you, bro.
No, put on low-fi freestyle beats.
Low-fi?
Yeah.
No, Daniel, those are my...
You'll be rapping, too?
No, I'll just be engineering.
Like, for who artist you had to hear from?
Dude, we do.
Everyone would think that's really...
That was bad, boy, but I did it.
That's hard.
That was hard.
That was actually a good one.
I like it a lot.
Lo-fi type beat.
Okay.
No, actually such a drippy cave type beats.
Drippy cave.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is hard.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
I like that conscious shit. I feel like Carmen when I'm rapping shit. I'm tap dancing. I'm laughing at
I ain't gonna say it. I'm gonna spray it. We're gonna lay down. We're gonna play with it.
Oh, he's gone. He's gone. I like that pain shit. I ain't talking mean and rare. I'm talking pussy.
Yeah, I'm in the make-back with my boy Aldo. Yeah, we're gonna figure his little butt hole.
Oh
Hey, and I'm a and I'm gonna come right after bottom of the train like a come right faster
Hey, yeah his head bought a shit like ah his name is auto. I'm walking on his beat fuck around
Look at Suki will be me. Yeah. Hey all purple. He's all purple
Okay, I was spazzing a little okay, so you can you can I think I should I make it quick be real quick
So what if it was?
No, because he stared at my piece and when he said the lower piece, I love that.
You probably had a huge piece.
Alright, let's get the fuck out of here.
Let's get out of here, bro.
So we're not lasing up, I still hear nothing?
Oh, gee.
Oh, shit.
I still hear nothing.
Oh, what happened?
I'm out of the room.
You met Vegas?
Yeah, I met Lacey.
No, where?
At the Fountain Blue.
You know when I met you at Hallbo?
Yeah.
We met at the Fountain Blue.
You met me at Aldo?
Yeah.
You're Aldo.
Yeah, that's good to go.
But I was like, wrong.
Oh
Thanks, there you go. Come on, see this one?
Come on, bro, we're happy.
Yeah, yeah, bless, bro.
Did you really think I would?
I got a feeling we're not going to do that steak.
No, how?
I'd rather make beats.
Do you actually know how to make beats?
Yes, bro.
Wait, wait, it's going to actually be less than a minute.
Oh, it smells like fucking...
Oh, it does smell like darts and steak.
That sounds good.
That's right.
You know why?
Why?
I got, I got $200.
Handles.
Sir?
You got a letter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And what do you want in this one?
Whatever works for you.
You got some, she got some.
Where you got a lighter?
I'll light it.
Oh, yeah, here, light it please.
Here, I'll show you.
Oh, there's salt.
He thinks candle's going to get rid of like, cigarette
scent, bro.
It's going to be all right, bro.
What?
Yeah.
I'm chilling.
Just a hoods up down on a steak is a cover coat.
Looks good.
Yeah, looks good.
OK, what is it?
OK, set the fence.
You see the chat? You see the chatter now?
That's dope.
Yeah?
Yeah, this is sick.
Yeah.
This is dope.
Yeah, seriously, this is cool by using Twitter.
Yeah, bro, you're getting in the room.
That's your piss.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
You got urinals?
Yeah, I got urinals.
You want water?
I said you got urinals.
Oh, no, no, I've got urinals, bro.
I mean, I thought you got urinals.
W, everybody's found W!
Hey, Will Mahoney just texted me and said, can I stay at your club?
at your place at Coachella are you gonna Coachella yeah I'm going this weekend this week
Saturday maybe Sunday streaming we went to we went to a fucking power slap yeah
have you been I was invited I didn't go dude it's a streamer con yeah everybody
Everybody fucking one. Yeah, they invited every fucking streamer. Yeah
Kind of crazy
Shit
But you don't got on Tari's
You say yeah, we sing it bro. You play any instruments. Oh, I used to
I don't have any
I don't make beats
Damn what you dead ass know what wait?
Lacey's ready to smoke
Get in here, Lacey
There's that chair
It's a it's a it's a paper
That's like roll up a joint and make use of you know how to roll up. Yeah
Wait, oh no you guys think I'm just a king larker or something
You want to see
been smoking for years and still can't roll yes I can or I haven't been smoking for years.
You don't need somebody to roll up my bestie guys.
Please don't cry.
I don't know.
What do you mean we don't?
You can just bust it up.
What do you got?
Nuts?
Let's say you're just up here.
You want the chair?
Oh yeah.
There's a chair right there and there's also a chair right there.
Yeah exactly.
You don't need a fucking grinder.
Okay sir.
Thanks.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Well no no no.
Not on here?
Not on here.
Okay my bad.
Thank you.
Do you have like a tray or something?
Aww.
You're acting like you're scared of this.
No, I don't want to fucking make a mess.
Bro, Jason, it's just a little...
It's just a little...
Imagine I came up here with like a little plan.
It does smell like...
Actually, hold on.
I gotta find this...
These bass, these drum kits.
You actually made beats?
Yeah, we'll make a beat right now, bro.
You can shit out a beat quickly, I feel like, no?
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, for sure, but I want to send you the right pass
Yeah
Bro chat boss not gonna see Jason smoking broad-scare
Guys in fucking Texas
Okay
Damn you bro, I can fucking your parents fuck up your name
Just search up right now on Google and it's on reddit just search up rip rip squad drum pack
Shut our rip squad. Can I show a screen or not? Yeah? I mean
Yeah, this is gatecaps.
Yeah, put them on. Let's do it.
Wait, you literally set it out loud.
There you go.
Oh, just put it right here, huh?
Okay, I get fucked.
Wait, what the fuck did you do?
What did you... my PC, man?
Are you even... 5 doesn't exist, man.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Who's got a fuck, buddy?
So, how are we gonna make beef? We don't have a beef pack.
No, we do. Open that again.
It didn't work.
try it. Go back, hit that. Just click into here. Bro, wait, I don't know. Bro, this
is fine. It gets four beats as lit. Bro, what is this? Website? No, no, no, look, go down,
see it's got all this. Don't, don't, don't. Wait for that, wait for that. And that.
Are you sure, are you sure?
Brother, you know what I'm about to put you on.
Ice cream, I'm not gonna download it.
I'm not gonna download it right now.
Yeah, it's gonna give, yeah, go continue.
Let's see what continues.
What do you mean, let's see what continues?
Yeah, okay, yeah, open that.
Yeah, there.
Oh, he actually got it.
I bought it.
I just bought a chair.
So what do I do?
It should just be in your drive now.
No, no, you're going to download them.
Do I download them?
All three, all of them?
Yeah, yeah.
You got 808s, Claps, House, Curious, Perks, Snarex.
Wait, so is there like a song I know
that you made it before?
Yeah, dude, hello.
Which one?
Do you name one?
None.
I don't know.
W.
All those sounds like banks.
Do I?
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god!
Say something like Banks would say.
I just bought this chrome parts on the Zagvia.
Fucking this skinny hoe.
Yo!
Double-E.
Oh my god, I can't hear it now.
Don't fat ass Lacey.
Oh my god!
Yeah! Oh my god bro!
Really? Yeah, not yet.
Dude, top of the- we got me in with Banks. Get him up right now.
I saw you- time to do some hunger.
Bro, tell him to pull up right now and get us some chrome.
Yeah
He's got hella homies with my homies. Yeah, I be sending my bad thing like I was with I wish I was with fucking banks
Right now and you is that how you pair?
Oh, do I did everybody see that you didn't fucking tell me
Another treasure family from Italy, I bet you don't even know
Really you're wrong. Oh, you do
Third turn sideways for the job. No John
Can you bring a
My family's from from Italy the other house from Jerusalem
Where that's
That have you been a Jerusalem wait, how do I have it? No, but my dad says from Jerusalem
Oh, no, no, no, how do I add them the beach? That's cap. You're cap in
What are you talking about wait wait yeah, how do I do this how do I do this uh?
You got on zip all
Yes, brother, dude, you should be putting them into one file and then on zipping the entire file
Make beats bro just said you sing
You can make like a little like
We can actually make it crazy. Yeah, let's do it right now. Let's do it right now. Oh
Benjamin then young's in your chat. Oh, I just saw type he's such a long chat. Oh
Okay, so how do I
Yeah, exactly
They're all in there
What the fuck kind of sounds are they so do you have speakers or do we have to do that for us?
Speakers you want to use speakers? Yeah, okay, dude. I was gonna bring my FL key
Yeah, I was gonna bring my whole set up and like you were like, no, I'm not trying to make beats.
I didn't I thought you want to listen to music.
Bro.
You said listen to music.
You're an asshole.
You said listen to music, bro.
What are you looking for?
Wait, wait, what do I do here?
How do I do this?
I don't know.
Just drag them all into here.
These are the zip files, though.
Did you unzip them?
Yeah, they're like, oh, you gotta unzip all these.
The claps hot so you gotta extract all yeah, you're typing a girl
Bro, I have a wife dude. Oh really? Yeah
What about you you like Asian shawty's not and I have a girlfriend
I knew she did she doped. Yeah
That's awesome. We saw it was like what was like the setting dude actually is that like my crib?
In my backyard. Oh shit. It's gone down dude. I was just like
I've provided my son over and not literally my son, but like the little homie.
Oh, okay.
Y'all, the way you just said-
I was like, can you film this?
Uh-huh.
You gotta ring everything, too, or just-
Yeah.
I wanna do it on the beach.
Double use.
You wanna do it on the beach?
Where?
I don't know.
Just the beach.
Go to Japan, I propose.
Have you been to Japan?
Yeah.
You like it?
Yeah, it's cool.
You get homesick.
In Japan?
No, just you get homesick.
You're the type of dude.
No, I like to travel. I like to travel. I'm going to Vietnam with Jason. That's where I'm going to go.
That ass? Yeah.
We could go, bro. I've never been.
We're not going to Vietnam. We should go.
I'm down, bro. I would go this year, bro.
That's not nice.
You're from there?
No. I'm from the Philippines.
Okay, okay.
Lacey, what happened to your face there, sir?
What happened to my face?
What the fuck, dude? Look at his face.
I got it.
What happened?
Oh my God, bro.
Yes, Kenny. Yes, Kenny, bro.
well i don't know how i got the piece now look at your face
talking about it
how do i get this
um... on uh... okay so you got all of them so go to... this part gets confusing
you should just be able to open this uh... right here
and then why does it look like that
let me see
he's gonna do some tech
oh god
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then drag them into into yeah, yeah, there you go. Wait, is this perks open it?
It's got everything. Oh wait. Oh, no those are perks. You gotta open you gotta do one by one
Why is it doing it like this, bro?
Wait, anyways, you know what it is?
Yeah, but it's all...
Dude, you gotta put them into the same file.
How the fuck do I do that?
Oh my god, did you leave the steak in the oven?
No, it's off.
Oh.
You gotta leave it there.
Huh?
Leave it there.
Okay, look.
Did it still cook in?
No.
Oh no, I'm okay.
I quit alcohol.
Okay, beat back.
Now what?
Yeah, add them all.
Oh, you did.
Okay, so drag all that.
Wait.
Yeah.
Yeah
Open it make sure you want to put on speaker right? Yeah speakers. Let's see. Let's test the
Brother I'm with whatever man. We got a hop on that shit, you know, I'm down. I'm always at a pop in the studio
Yeah, put it on the speaker, you got the speaker, yeah.
Dude, it needs to be on the ASIO.
Something like that, yeah.
Well, it has to be.
Okay.
Is this working?
Try it out.
Yeah, that's good.
Your ass uses fucking the newest FL Studio, bro.
I used FL like 2001 then, bro.
Oh my god.
So that's how you get the Lex Luger shirt.
Hey, you know your shit. This is impressive brother brother. Listen to these muddy
Yeah, why can't I not hear that? What's going on?
Oh
Well, what the fuck dude what's going on what is this?
So you have the you have a like a preset on here
Like this is like what your FL is gonna like open up to yeah, what the fuck is this that you've had that you set up
I don't know. Yeah, that's
That is on you can just open like a default one. No, yeah, I just use some
Yeah, Lacey roll weed bro Daniel's got a Daniel's go that boy Daniel. We're using the chat brown
That's not gonna do anything but you need the vising vising
That's already hard to solve.
Yeah, it's hard.
Wait, can I take the mouse in for a second?
Yeah.
It's still in the ceiling.
Sorry about that.
You should have a little coat though.
No, no, I'm gonna let him coat.
Let me just move her hair.
Alright, and then bang, and then boom.
Go ahead, bro.
All yours.
Well, you guys gotta hang up.
Okay.
Oh my God.
You gotta go crazy.
I'm so nervous.
I'm just a two.
What the fuck you just you just cuz this
What?
Let me close this.
I'm pretty sure I'm not here.
It's so funny, dude.
No, tell me right now.
Tell me right now.
No, someone in my chest just said El Reeder.
And I was misreading it.
That's disingenuous.
It's supposed to be El Reeder, but yeah.
It's supposed to be El Reeder.
Dude, you better shave this part of your neck.
Look.
Down here?
Bro, what the fuck?
Bro, I get patchy.
I get patchy.
I can't go near you.
It's disgusting.
Yo, you know what?
Instead of the 808s, I like that 808.
I don't know what's going on, like a little,
Oh, he's not a cook.
No, no, no, you're like the light, yay.
Oh, my gosh, but I hear the vision too.
Do you hear the sound?
Oh.
Oh, my fucking god.
Oh.
Oh, it's going again.
The Afro beat.
Oh, it's going again.
Look, look, guys, y'all are like, I don't know, look at the chat.
It's hard to use.
But listen, a big part of producing is just putting shit down and then afterwards coming
back and just like yeah making shit gnarly you're actually a creative g
look wait for lack of a better term y'all don't I smell cabulae you do sound
like thanks I like you sounds probably a nice hat I was a very nice hat y'all
the blade yeah no you don't what's your favorite blades on you're just trying to
fit in right now probably one night after another it's what it's what it's
it off like what is it I don't know I don't know what project is part of
yeah it does larps
Okay, now now dude we're gonna take our time. Yeah, hey
These kicks
You open the hood
No, but it's better go way harder than that. No, I'm just saying like it sounds like you don't like when you open a cahoot in school
Okay, it's suspecting you don't know
This is this is bad about go put us on like a loan be or some crazy shit like no no we didn't we can do it's like
It's all about laying it down at the start and then going into gross beating throw on the trip
Let's do yeah, why is it like this bro? I don't know your FL is so stupid. I got the 2025
Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna put I'm gonna put everybody on real quick got a momentary turn on that slow triplet cool
Get these bitches on four beats four beats
This shit is horrible.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't get one guy.
It's one person.
No, the whole, everybody else is saying this shit is horrible.
But what I don't understand is that this isn't even like coming up onto the pattern, bro.
You have to fucking just lock in.
Don't listen to this crap.
Okay.
Like, I don't know what the fuck just happened.
Oh, there we go, there we go, there we go, dude.
We just gotta we gotta really throw like a fucking you got anything on soundfonts. No
I don't got shit. Oh, you know what? Let's put an 808 over this dude. Yeah
Fucking blunt man
You're opening the door
Shut the door.
You cannot hot box this big-ass move.
Shut the door.
We're cooking up.
We're all blazing.
No, anyway, by the way, you should cook.
Yeah, you eat stuff.
Okay, wait.
Nah, dude, I'm feeling we just start off with a melody.
You help me.
You can sing, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so you know what it's like to start a melody.
Y'all know that we can cook up some crazy shit and we won't.
Okay, okay.
Is it rap?
Yeah, like a melody.
Okay, what about this one, what about like that one?
Oh, that's tough.
Okay, some shit like that.
Some shit like God hair and Drake would be together.
Okay.
ahhhhhhhhhh.
hahahahaha.
yeah..
ahhh...
ahhh....
ahhh...
hey stop!
No, no, that's... that's too...
What is it? Okay.
Yeah, okay, we're just gonna...
What?!
Oh, shit!
No, what is this?
Oh, shit!
We'll turn to the side, we'll turn to the side.
Oh, yeah, that's... I know, yeah.
Oh my god, I actually hear it's gonna happen in an 80 ways. You're gonna come in?
Oh!
Oh, good job.
Yeah, I need guns.
You have any guns?
Yeah, I got my guns.
John, got guns?
You got my guns?
Got it?
Yeah.
Yeah, where's it right now?
I got the Richard Miller one of them.
Not clean.
OK, what is this?
What the fuck?
Thanks.
Yeah.
I did it.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
I'm fucked with free shit.
Yeah, stay it.
Yeah.
Next.
Sorry, dude.
You keep, no, grab that.
Grab that.
There you go.
Sorry, dude.
It's OK, bro.
You've treated me so well, dude.
Smoking your credit. You let me fucking
That's the joint delay see I gotta go last chat when they're done then I gotta go because I'm much
I didn't get anybody sick
I
Bro we were going hard
Oh, you got boxing?
Yeah.
Fire, fire.
Okay.
Oh, so, oh, actually just got, you got, you got right with that?
Yeah, that's right.
Here's the trick.
Oh, no!
Hey, hey, hey!
No, that's whack.
Hey, hey, hey!
That's hard.
It's already here!
Go down! Go down!
We can throw that behind it.
Let's do it.
It's like a golden breath!
Yeah, the gated brass one is there.
The gated brass one is there.
We're going to play some.
Yeah, I'm actually going to play some of this.
Oh shit, I forgot that.
Yeah, I'm actually going to play some of this.
It's the old brass.
Yeah, just hold it.
Oh yeah, I'll hold it.
Oh
It's coming! I literally see the vision!
Oh, there's some good leads here!
I
Think the child what do you think is the is the down down down down is that too?
That's too aggressive. No, what do you think? I think it's too. I think it's too. Look. He says ass. No, no, it's cool
It's a w okay worse
Oh, it's funny that this one like comes up with worse shit
Oh, we can make something out of this one.
Yeah, easily.
But I think this one should be softer.
It's a really big one.
Come on, come on, we're gonna slow us down.
We're gonna slow us down.
That's right, that's right, that's it.
I like that.
Well, relax me a little bit.
Oh!
OOOOOOOH!
Bro I get dead ass here Kanye!
Just wait, just wait!
No, no, not Kanye.
Now they're tripping.
Bro Kanye...
Bro you're talking about a...
Bro you know who could be on this beat?
Jason Wayne and Lacey?
Dude.
Not Kanye, bro.
But now we're going to make the drum pattern.
Cuz why the hell
I
Do it on a different pattern my bad my bad my bad bro. You just turn it down a little why cuz it might bleed into the mic
Chatties it bleeding dude
Oh dude, I get that shake on me front and now I'm like, where am I at?
Oh yeah, that's Suki's weed.
No, no.
Suki's weed.
All right, that's Suki's weed?
Oh, that's Suki's weed.
Daniel.
I'm scared.
Daniel, are you trying to get on this?
Where are you at, bro?
Oh, I'm just chilling.
Oh, you're chilling.
Daniel's here, bro.
Daniel's here to like make sure I'm chilling.
Okay.
Here it goes, Chad!
Here it goes!
This needs to, this is all going to be tuned, guys, don't, don't worry.
Yeah.
If I were to take, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, where'd he take chat, where's it?
Oh, see, I took the drink, bro.
Oh, dude, all up on the sub, get a fuckin' paper towel, they see.
He's alive, bro, where's one?
Daniel.
Dude, I'm sorry, dude.
It's okay, bro, put the, put the drink on the desk, bro.
My bad, bro, I didn't want to spell it on the fuckin' table.
Here, here, here, just put it, just give it to it.
Hold on, dude, I'm sorry, bro.
It's OK, man, I'm finished.
Wait, John, are you from Canada?
Yeah.
John, I can see, sorry, I thought.
Why, you don't say sorry here?
No, I say sorry.
Sorry.
You say sorry.
Sorry.
Really?
Yeah.
I didn't notice that.
Really?
Accent.
No, I'm just saying.
Sorry?
What do I say?
You just be honest to the light.
Oh, y'all are racist.
OK.
You say bag.
Bag.
Bag?
Yeah, what?
I don't say bog.
Say bag?
Bag.
He doesn't have a normal baggie.
How do you say that?
I say bag.
Yeah, that's normal.
Dude, put a fucking kick in here right now.
Uh.
Oh.
Hey, okay.
You gotta get the triples here.
I'm gonna drop.
No, no, I like the triples.
Yeah.
I like the triples.
I like them.
On the drop though.
I did it dude.
I love them.
I feel like it leads into the drop.
I love that shit.
You're on the triplets.
I'll forget the triplets.
I knew I'll forget the triplets yet.
Yeah.
Chad, who's type B to this?
Well, y'all are tripping because they're like this shit is ass when in reality dude, we haven't even fucking...
Just wait.
We haven't even selected any sound.
Listen to the fucking Chad.
Yeah, I do understand you're saying it's a DJ toenail type beat. Do you know who that is?
Who?
I see your vision the beat is not even halfway done yet dude you gotta get it on this to you
I said let's make a beat and I don't know what the fuck I'll be clicking right I'm shit what's
What yo chat what what fucking uh what a no issue use
Yeah, I could just literally follow the fucking kick pattern you maybe even instead of the
If you got a tough enough cake you gotta fucking
You gotta get it on this side.
Hey, hey, that's the beat.
You gotta get it on this thing!
Hey, hey, that's the beat!
You know.
Oh, it's coming, bro!
Oh, it's coming!
Oh
So sick of you, make some real sex, make some good food, saves a great time, sit on your seat.
Please, please don't take you into the bathroom, get in the fuck and sit at your desk.
Yeah.
Holy Jesus, this is dope.
Wait, hold on.
Ah, what the fuck is this?
Ah!
What the fuck is that, man?
I like the way that sounds.
He did not just click and shit, Max!
Yeah dude, you could really just wrap over this now.
But we can put gross feet over it too.
We can put gross feet over it too.
What I mean, look.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
That shit's empty. That shit's empty.
Maybe this one's off.
Oh
And you're gonna wrap over the sign up
We gotta extend it a little bit.
It ain't a word.
Yeah, but we can get to that stuff.
We can just clearly take off the 808 and watch.
Oh!
What if you swap it around though?
In the beginning, there's no 808s after 808s come in.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but let's let's put some better snares on this shit.
Yeah.
What's so funny, bro?
Like we're literally cooking up in the studio in here.
No, I'm ready, I'm excited.
Should we get some hats, Lacey? You want to put down the hats?
I could put down the hats if you want to.
Should we really?
I could, yeah, if you want me to.
I could do some.
What's wrong with these?
Oh, yeah, stairs don't sound like they were recorded, right?
Is there any way we can do a different melody?
hell no
See, so this is like some shit filthy
Say the word I'm on a beat
Say the word I'm on a beat right now
I think we need to kill him
I'm hard bro
Like, hold on.
We have to get the loot this time.
I don't know what happened there, but I stopped.
Yeah, we got in there, we got to do all that, bro.
We got to do all that.
What's going on?
Okay, look, bro.
Oh, bro.
We could have like, like, song in here.
Let's go go.
What's crazy
Five minutes, five minutes, and bro this is some shit they play it big where would they play this shit in Oakland
Alright now watch, now I'm gonna switch to the headphones, I'm gonna cook bro, this shit is ass
Bro get a fucking wife and talk instead of talking about this shit is ass, bro. The fuck I hate him, bro
Come on, bro, how do I go to audio then I go to the focus right and then at the triple stairs
Can't hear I can't hear
Oh, yeah, I think I know I can you can I can't but it's like really well here. You got to do this
Yeah, they use it on the ASIO
Oh, you're in your it's the focus right now
Yeah, maybe much oh here we go
Can y'all hear it? Oh, no.
Yeah, it's check.
Do you have bars written?
Yeah, I freestyle.
No, no, you're right.
No, no, I freestyle. That's what I do there.
That's what I do, like, oh, so I'll do it.
I'll freestyle like that.
Yeah, check. It's my older brother.
It's my older brother.
He's pulled up for a day and hanging shit.
Wait, where is it?
Wait, why can't y'all hear it?
Oh, it's not about you.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck, why can't y'all hear it?
It's not about me and your younger brother.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You like that one? Oh, radius.
No, I saw a photo of him.
I've seen
Your brother that looks just like you oh, yeah, how old he's 19
What
Okay, I don't have a preset though
Hey, wait, I gotta I'm a preset though. How about a preset? You know, you know
Let me know the procedure take put a little procedure. Hey, no because it's not it's like like I take pride in my beats
It's not gonna be goofy.
You just gotta give me a chance.
Just give me a little chance at the beginning.
Oh, fuck. No!
No, you did not.
No, no.
No, no, fuck you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can save it, we can save it.
How do you do it?
It didn't.
No, no, no.
There's no way.
Oh, it's for the god.
How do I do that?
How do I?
How do you do the backup?
How do you back it up?
No way.
No, no.
Not close the camera.
No, no, no.
No.
They're saying, you know what I'm saying?
Backup folder.
How do I do that?
Backup.
Right there.
Oh.
Oh, we're good.
We're good.
We're saved.
Oh, we're good.
Oh my fucking god, wait, how do I how do I add a preset, you know, oh no, how do I have my preset?
Chat anybody
Top left presets
Top left
Um, expert. Right click, press open. Right click.
Oh, you got it. It's there.
Yeah, it's there.
Um, how do I add it into this track?
Oh, look. Listen to this track, bitch.
Do you have a mic on there? Which one?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, it should be here.
Oh, here it is.
Yo, yo, yo, you hear the mic?
Yeah.
I'm not the preset.
Oh, you got a slide on this.
What are the open mixtures tracks?
Where my preset yeah
I mean lefty or only what I
Yeah, no
Okay
Not positive
Add to say
Oh, here we go. I say that's it. Yeah, I said wait. What'd you do this?
medicine
I'm gonna say
It's a leg software for your unit license
How do you have it bro?
just press next. All they want to do is thumb with a beard. Fox. That's the whole thing.
Everybody tries to look good. Look at Lacey. He's trying to look all sexy. It's lame. It's lame, dude.
Yeah, you're right. Like I said, I'm trying to chill. That's what's boring.
All right, all right. I don't know. Trying to look good is boring.
Wait, how do I actually have this template right here?
Wait, is this like a preset? Yes, it's my preset.
on real you got your own presets why wait where's the beat at you said you saved it
so you saved it there it is there it is double use double use yeah now I get
this preset right it's pretty good so where's your mic talking to it testing
testing testing testing testing testing testing testing I think it's just input
input one input one you see how you see how mono yeah I mean it's there it's there
yeah so go into input one oh sorry yo yo yo yo yo yo there you go
so you can I have some of this
oh I don't know oh it's it's not like uh this is that you have to put it in I think before
wait why don't you just fuck the template yeah just yeah just fuck the template
just go with it
on an extra eben
go
just wait
wait, echo? okay
can y'all hear us?
yeah!
not here
the story
the story with adlibs
always start echo
other mic?
oh here
yeah yeah yeah yeah should be good now
YAH! YAH! YAH! YAH! YAH!
YAAAAAAAH!
I'm a- I'm a-
You wanna start it off?
Are you still in it?
Well, I mean, like, you're trolling, dude.
I'm not trolling, I swear to God. I'm not trolling.
I just thought you were gonna spit bar.
I am!
Bro, what? You think you're fucking with Cardi's, like,
seeing his ad-libbing sounds it's normal?
I'm not trolling.
He's got a trolling.
Here, Laci, you try to- you try to start.
Okay, w-with that?
You're good, but open right here. Okay. Okay. Can I hear it a couple times?
It's echoing.
I got you. Yeah. Oh, no, you fucking with that?
No, that's why I'm here.
I have some shit to make back with now.
You fuck with that auto?
That's really what we do, bro.
They should get us going platinum.
Bro, can you trust that process?
Like, I trust the process.
Bro, that's what we do.
That's what we do.
Come on, bro.
That's what we do.
Oh, damn, bro.
Ah!
Ice.
Ice with the water.
Ice.
Ice with the water.
Yeah, it's ice.
Ice.
Ice with the water.
I got the ice, I got the ice, pull up with rice, I got the ice, I got the ice, I got the ice, pull up with rice, I got the ice, I got the ice, I got the ice, I got the ice, make sure it was right, trick it in my, trick it in my double cup, I won't get rid of them, uh, walking around with my butt, fucking around, eating nut, what?
No, it's not way better with my preset. I don't know the preset makes it sound a little weird
Like there's no presets part of my part sounds weird
Ice ice ice with this water ice ice ice with the water yads ice ice
Ice with the water. I got the ice. I got the rice makes it was fight drinking in my
Drinking in my double cup, I walk in a room with my butt Fuck around, eat a nut, what?
Drink it in my, drink it in my double cup
I walk in the room with a, uh, walk in the room with my butt
Fuck around, eat it night, what?
Eat it night, make a bus, make a sub
On my dick, all night, he go ride like a bike
Uh, suck on my nipple, suck on my nipple
Suck on my, suck on my, suck on my nipple
NYAAW! NYAAW! NYAAW! NYAAAW! NYAAW! NYAAW! NYAAAW!
Ice, ice, ice with this water ice, ice, ice with this water yeah it's ice, ice, ice with the water
I got the ice, I got the rice, mix it with sprite drink it in my
drink it in my double cup, I walk it in the mud, walk in the room with my butt
Fuck around, eat a nut, what?
Eat a nut, make a bus, make him suck
On my dick, all night
He gon' ride, like a bike
Suck on my nipple
Suck on my, suck on my, suck on my nipple
That shit's trash.
Yeah, that's what you asked, bro.
Yeah.
I'm gonna save it now.
What do we name the song?
Name the song?
Name the auto, maybe?
No, no.
Just keep it in the vault forever.
Yeah?
That's actually not that bad.
He laughed?
He did that shit, didn't he?
John!
Yo.
Why you go higher up?
Oh, did he?
Yeah, he did that.
That's kind of catchy though.
Suck on my nipple.
I mean, bro, it's just one of those songs, you know what I'm saying?
It's kind of catchy.
Why did auto grow hair?
Wait, what do you mean?
Huh?
He's left.
Is he?
No, no, no.
Okay, so he's just...
He's left, huh?
Maybe, uh...
Let's...
Let's look at...
I think the four local, maybe...
I'm not sure.
He's right beside you?
I'm not all though, Chad.
I'm not all though.
Um...
Well, don't we, huh?
Maybe he's eating the steak.
I think he would be eating the steak the steak what's the steak at least we have
Ronaldo
Oh
what the fuck was that bro bro as you tried on the beat and y'all started bro I
swear I was trying I was too it's some
different shit. No I'm wrong with doing some like different shit on a beat, bruh.
Aldo!
I smell something in this whole house cooking.
Oh, it's good.
Got a little funky in here.
Aldo!
He's gone.
You trying to stay?
Yeah, he's like booked!
What you saying?
No, you can turn it off already.
Oh, how long was the cooking for?
It was, he said it was ready.
Okay.
Oh, shit, I like shit that's pretty good.
Yeah.
What the?
You know, I left this with some dinner?
Oh, there's bugs all in the towel, it's nice.
Okay, sorry, oh, bro.
You mean he left this when I get it, right?
Okay, that's only fun.
Alright, hold on.
Let's bring it over here.
Um, it's mad burnt.
Alright, come on.
I'll get burned.
Wait.
Ah, fuck it. Put it on the marble counter.
I don't know whether it's just...
Hmm.
We got a foul.
We got a feeling, uh, we're gonna leave this out.
It's night.
Not bad show.
Um...
So he actually, like, you guys, like, season this.
Yeah, it was solid. Just straight salt.
Salt. Just only salt.
That's what it's easy.
There's nothing else?
No, there's nothing else. Just straight salt.
Try, maybe.
Okay, I mean, it's definitely cooked, that's for sure.
She would like fucking.
Hey, let's give it a go, right?
Did it, like, meat get falling off the floor enough and just...
No, no, it's, yeah.
Okay, I mean, I'm gonna cut this strip for you.
Cut it a little bit, actually,
because you're on your gains in terms of the protein.
No, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Okay, it's really hard to cut here.
Okay, there we go, there we go, there we go.
All right, let's put this piece in half.
No, no, I'll leave it holding.
Oh, I'm gonna try it, too, you know?
Oh, this much?
Okay.
That's a stick.
Take my slices right up.
Fuck.
Come on.
Fucking job workout, bro.
Honestly?
Not that bad?
Not bad.
Come on.
It's like a job workout, bro.
Honestly, not bad.
Not bad.
If you were asking for a well-known steak, you got that.
Yeah.
You got your one piece out.
For that?
Yeah.
Wait, which one was yours for?
Just surprisingly, it's got some flavor.
It's got a good flavor.
Yeah.
Bro, auto is a good cook.
It's got auto.
It's so dry.
Was that your pork? I don't know.
You don't realize it yet?
Oh, it was good. Everything he told us he was good.
Dude, he's not...
He told us he was good at making steak.
He's good.
Bro, I just spilled all this shit on me, man.
He said he could roll a butt. He did.
Oh, my God, I need water.
Oh, my God, why does it...
It looks like, um, what's that one meat pork roast?
It's not even that bad!
Oh, my God, no.
And this is like the tenderized part over here, too, right? Yeah
It's pretty solid steak
Not bad job, bro. Not bad
Hey Jeff, so we go fun
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Ooh.
Oh, just for your suit?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'm about to say who?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know, bro?
Are you here for the suit?
Oh, okay.
Oh, no.
Hello?
Oh wow, it's a whole long shoot, huh?
Huh.
Tap cap boys, am I right?
Yeah.
I think Otto did that last night.
Let me...
Well...
I mean, fuck it.
He had a good day.
Sorry, Payton. Never missed him, Che.
slash break Jason only peace bro peace although
let's just go all over your shirt bro I know
Oh my god, yeah coyotes thing
What a fucking lad what's up boys
That crazy
Tap cashew where's clicks
He's out here.
This is my part.
Oh, this is your part?
This is my part, nobody else speak.
This little light of mine.
That's a good song, bro.
We'll have a chance to record.
All right, bro.
This is my part, nobody else.
Oh, hold on.
Y'all got Kato in for the shoot.
I don't mind if I do boys, I'm okay.
I'll eat a banana though.
You know if you eat a banana you can de-bloat?
That's how you de-bloat?
I did not know that.
Yeah, yeah.
Been eating a lot of potassium coconut bro, it's good for you.
That's some good shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ever eat the apple cider vinegar?
Apple cider what now?
The vinegar.
Oh.
Now, what about, what does that do?
It's supposed to help with bloating.
Oh shit, I'm gonna add that to my bag.
Nice glasses, dude.
So what's your job?
I'm helping produce.
Okay, that's why.
Nice to meet you, man.
Okay, what a fucking shout.
Kate in my room, nice.
You're going to drink?
No, okay, okay.
Thank you for offering it, man.
I'm not out of shit, bro.
I'll go with you, Chad.
Chad Suki, for what?
This is my pardon, nobody.
I will speak.
Chad.
I'm scared of Aldo.
Aldo with Suki? He's not with Suki.
I don't actually mean
Thank you for
Finally
Look, you see that
It's like the sketch is leaving us shoes, bro
Yeah
Hey, wait could you get the ass off the bed just like just yeah, yeah
I
W all though man
Watch that shirt. I will bow like damn bruh. I'm so streaming
Game yeah, I'm down hop on the game man down hop in a game all the way down
Laundry segment so y'all want me to do my laundry
She goes right on you she'll call me
No, you didn't
It's getting nighttime bro lock in come on bro so you want to do the first try
No, I'll say that for tomorrow.
What? I wasn't saying.
That shirt, bro. It's getting nighttime, bro.
Take that shirt off.
She got grease all over it. Come on.
Duh.
I'm being dead ass right now.
I'm not even trying to farm anything.
I'm looking out for you, bro.
You got grease on your shirt.
I want you to look sloppy in the shirt.
I don't want to hate my shirt anymore.
I'm not coverable, bro.
Fine. I'll put this shirt back again.
Thank you, bro.
I always want to see you naked, bro.
I'm naked when I want to get naked.
What are these fucking flies, dude, it's actually disgusting.
This little light of mine.
Oh, you know what it is?
Oh
You know what it is fucking trash can dude. Oh my fucking god
Oh my god, oh holy shit
John I got a task for you, bro
Yeah, literally just toss it in one of the other trash cans. Oh my god
Thanks, bro, thank you John
Oh
Okay, holy shit
The arch at
So bro
Y'all want me to hop on VR chat
Ashing the bathroom yet. You're gonna figure out
What do we what game we on chat? What game we on?
Let's see what's happening on twitch
They're trying to get back to work on that's what what is this, bro?
Is he reacts to BTS right now
Lacey
DDG
Jason come
Jason fighting the shea is in his title
wait Sarah what'd you hear me remember that
is this the sponsorship am I in the sponsorship name I don't know but
am I
nice bro
I thought I'd get waterproof put it on
I'll just try it off a little bit
fuck you my ass dude
I'll get my towel dude that's not a stick
I tripped
I tripped the fell I'm so sorry
I tripped the fell
I'm sorry I tripped the fell I'm so sorry
you guys
well no no no I tripped
I tripped
well I did trip
you did say it was slippery
It was slippery and I slipped it back on.
I'll go get you a child.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ready to go?
So we have on valve boys?
There's an accident, sir.
Or VR chat?
Or...
It's another multiplayer game.
I like multiplayer games.
Let's see what games.
Valorant VR, oh no.
I'm low.
Valorant chat.
49 Minecraft VR but if I do VR though I'm not hopping on the full body wait I
could hop on a full body wait do you know to set up the full body or not
Oh
Damn it
What's what wait for ten minutes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you call Walsh, thank you
See what's on my for you, oh
What
Okay
See what's happening on YouTube, bro anything good. Oh
Cute that's cute, bro
Spider-man trailer seen the trailer already go
Guapo
That does not look like me, man
So everything's on the fire please
Mod applications. All right. What the fuck is this thumbnail, bro? Why do I look so beat?
Yeah
Bro y'all be seeing y'all be stop you saying SIGI bro like that's just YouTube bro YouTube
That's literally just YouTube
Mod apps so y'all want to continue the mod apps yeah
Know what is okay, bro, so look at these
You took is a different game
That's like it's a natural game
No, it's just see
All right, bro, join my discord chat
Hey Lacey appreciate that rain
I'm sparring tonight, bro. I'm literally sparring tonight, man
Little scared, man, what if I come back on stream mode a big-ass black eye
that everything else reaches out to you, sir?
What the fuck?
My monitors are black.
Hello?
Yo, I don't know what you did, John,
but it was making my PC tweak.
It's PC tweaking or not.
Ever since I turned on the VR headset,
I haven't controlled it.
Oh, now it's controlling your PC with the controller, but it's good enough because I'm stationary.
I think we just have to equip it and it's good.
Okay, so I'm good?
Yeah, everything is green.
So which one goes where?
Well, it was just three of them.
you
the other trackers yeah so I just need the hands or some shit
I'm down on a chat just controller and headset for me fuck you Jason. Hey, bro. That's not nice man
What type of video or shit is this I got that high tech shit
Okay, do I need okay, and I just put my headset over
Oh my fucking god, y'all seen that
What the fuck, your whole screen changed?
Oh!
I can't.
Huh?
Can y'all see what I can see or no?
Wait, how do I do it?
How does he swap to his QB?
Go ahead, Walsh.
Wait, I did it.
All of it.
All right, here.
Oh my god.
This one? Yeah.
Put it down.
I
My
Yeah, I guess good I think I make a little water
Oh, you already made a rest.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah, you're fucked on that.
Fuck you, bro.
So how do I go, bro?
It's black.
Oh, in OBS?
I didn't hear it.
They already hear it.
I already hear it.
Alright, so how do I start?
Oh, shit!
Shit!
How much do I weigh?
Step on the scale and look ahead with the camera to a line.
Whoo
What's button
I don't want to fight yet.
I got to train a little bit.
How do I go back?
fuck bro, these puns are confusing
fuck, fuck it, man, just go
fuck, go!
fuck! what was that, why do I do it?
Oh shit
Hey, this time I fuck you up. This time I fuck you up. Come on man. Come on, bro. Come on. Start all step back
Come on bitch
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
Oof! Oof! Oof! Pinch!
AAH! LLillllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...
AAH!
Pinch! Fucking little man, eh?
Come on! Oof! Pinch!
AAH!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Yeah, yeah, what's up, what's up what's up?
Hoo, hoo, hoo, bitch!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Ah!
Fucking little dude.
Yeah, you didn't expect this.
You didn't expect this did you?
come here you expect this huh what what what come on one two one two one
two body one two oh man come here oh what's up what's up dick punch bitch oh
oh black bitch
Ladies and gentlemen going to the scorecards the judges have determined by unanimous decision
your winner is the red corner
this is what we do what now bitch what now bitch yeah yeah you ain't seen that
coming huh bitch fucking little dude I do man that's what we do bro
You see that? You see that or not?
Gast? What do you mean Gast?
W two minute segment.
Did I look good out there or not?
shit bro all right what do I do how do I get out
What the fuck how do I get out of here bro let me oh
all right bro give me a hard opponent I feel like that's way too easy oh shit
way too easy oh shit we got the next one
sparring partner go start match look at all more bro
fuck bro keep it clean at all times protect yourself at all times
and when I say you must obey good luck to both of us
one more bro what it's the same fucking
It's the same guy it's the same guy Brown. It's the same guy
I'm gonna f- your head is mine your head is mine your head is mine
That's a block
Oh
I'm gonna knock you out, I'm gonna knock him out!
Come here, come here, come here, I got a crazy hug!
Come here, come here, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there!
This this this this talking about that fucking shit come here. Oh
Are you know fucking round? Are you know the fucking round?
Hey, you know the fucking word. Hey, you know the fucking ground this this this this this this this
Stay down
This is literally doing six. Oh shoot the fuck
This, this, this, this, this, fucking punching bag.
This, this, this, what happened, what happened, what happened, what happened.
Ladies and gentlemen, going to the scorecards the judges have determined by unanimous decision,
Your winner is the red corner.
Well, that was fun.
That was fun, bro.
do bags do back to different people I bet
let me try bags how do i do oh endurance here we go now we're leveling up bro
What the fuck, bro?
I'm pressing every button.
Oh, here we go.
Tough for opponent.
90 second rounds.
Bro.
Can you clean it all times?
Protect yourself at all times.
And what I say is, well, let's go back.
Good luck to both of you.
but it still is fat fuck man
how do i get out bro
go back click arrow
what do you mean i hate stupid fucks bro
look behind you
step back into my corner
dude look left
give me out the ring coach
give me the fuck out the ring coach
do I have to play him now
Look corner corner then quit
Oh
Fuck
All right, where do I go?
Speedbag? Let me get a dummy. Let's do a speedbag.
Oh wait, this shit might translate into real life.
I'm sure that has might.
Alright, there we go.
Yeah, I'm looking nice, bro.
I'm looking fucking hey you ready you ready Joe six I'm coming I'm coming but
was this here really ten dollars bro are you fucking kidding me what the
fuck are you looking at huh the fuck are you looking at bitch oh shit myself
the fuck out of here no set height
Step in the scale. Oh, it already did it already did this
Oh
They actually scan my height, but it's kind of cool
Let's get a
Let's get a heavy bag on
All right chat. I'm gonna coach y'all I'm gonna take I'm gonna teach y'all some combos real quick
Okay, so right there. That's the jab. Okay. That's one of the most important punches of boxing boom
We got the jab boom
We got a quick jab, but you want to relax the showers and pop at the end bro
Then we got the two the two we go right here, and then we got the three the three right there the three boom before and then
Five six you're on him saying chat. Okay
Boom heavy bag right there, so they don't want to hit him with two three four five six
Oh
I think I'm ready bruh.
What's this, the dummy?
Bob!
Sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh
I'm so disheh.
Yeah, I'm gonna walk you down to 6th.
Mother fucker, I see you right in the fucking temple, on the fucking ground you go.
Up or cut.
Fuck him up man.
Yeah.
Fuck a bitch.
I got one more fight in me, but I'm tired
Come on. Oh, she no more sparring, bro. Oh
Shit
Yeah
Cheer me on boys. I see you. I'd say it. Hey
Hey, why be doing the crowd? I see my boy. Hey, this one's for you
There's one for you
Nobody in my corner. Just coach get me
Hey, we fucking go bro
This one's for y'all man
Fuck him up. Fuck him up. Fuck him up. Oh
Let's, let's, ah!
Ah!
No!
Ah!
Let me get up!
Ah!
I have to do this for my family!
I have to do this for my- fuck you!
Fuck you!
Ah!
The bushel!
Ah!
The bushel!
Ah!
Oh fuck!
Ah!
Don't leave that body up, but fuck her!
Motherfucker!
No!
I threw all my combos.
I'm tired.
I don't know what shit you expect is.
Ahhhh.
Coach. Coach.
What do I need to do, coach?
Coach.
I don't know how I can do this.
It's tough to me.
I'm tired, coach.
I don't know who I'm dealing with, coach.
Talk to me, please.
Oh, that's...
My family.
family there's people it's they want me to win the small percentage of you don't
want me to win I gotta do it for them if not me if not myself
bitch bitch bitch so
Motherfucker, oh shit. Oh fuck. Motherfuck. Motherfucker!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
Bitch! Yeah! You see me coach?
Ah shit! Motherfuckin' cheapshot!
Fuckin' cheap shot?
Anyone in need of a fucking cheap shot?
That bitch?
All that hookah, all that hookah.
All those hooks, all those fucking hooks.
All those, come here.
America, motherfucker.
Made a well over.
Shit.
Phluck! You-
Uh-uugh
Uhh, uh, uh.
Ughh, I put your hands up here!
Uhhhh ehh
Ughh.
I'm busy.
Oh.
Fuck you.
Psych!
This...
Man...
This!
Me, me, me, me, me, me!
Me!
Me, me, me, me!
Me!
Me, me, me!
Me!
I know, I can do this!
Stable!
I'm doing a real stable!
A dare!
Who the...
What am I fucking going?
Kanye West!
I knew you'd show up, bro!
What's good, man?
I'm gonna do this for y'all, bro.
Let's do this shit.
Let's finish him.
It's my turn.
My turn to fucking lean.
Let's fucking go.
I've been working. I've been working on my motherfucker.
I've been working on my body shot.
Only that fucking body will be the same.
Are you tired? Or that fucking wooka fucked you up?
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
AHH AHH MEDIFANGATAAAHH
Ooh, oh, you're leaking! Oh, he's leaking! Oh, he's leaking! Oh, he's leaking! Oh, he's leaking!
Come here, you knocked her. Come here. I want it, I want it. Come on. Leave it all on the fucking...
Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh you tired? Don't fucking punch. Don't fucking punch me
Oh shit, I'm tired
Oh shit, wish I had a fucking liver
No, sir. I'm a tiger.
I'm going to block you. I'm going to block you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no.
Come on.
Ladies and gentlemen, going through the scorecards, the judges have determined by unanimous decision.
Your winner is the red corner.
I did it!
I don't know what I did in the last video
Okay
I did it!
I didn't do it in the last video
I don't know what I did in the last video
Okay
What am I going to say, oh you kiss Alina Paolo, he wanted her to kiss him!
I'm gonna see him in a boxing match.
I'm sorry, bro.
Yeah, I'm a duck that, bro.
I got too much ammo on me right now.
Way too much ammo on me.
Way too much.
What about Crack, baby?
Fuck no.
That guy's a fucking loser.
I haven't seen him since he was talking about another girl.
It was a long shot.
I was just trying to see if we could do it.
But yeah, bro, I can't think of nobody else.
I'm not gonna lie, but here's what it is, little fucker.
All right.
Oh my god, I just I just think I I got too much and mommy right now, bro
Do it for Prince, bro. I'm gonna just sinko called you 10 minutes ago
All the bro auto texted me bro that was so much fun. Thank you so much for having me everything I said on stream
It's real. It's not real. I really love y'all. Y'all goes aw fucking
What's up, bro, it's good speedy Jason nice to meet you, bro
Oh, yeah, nah, I'm getting my work in game I work in
Oh, you're talking about when I beat you. Well, I was just playing a game
But yeah, that was two years ago, you know, I'm way more athletic there
You feel me but I know hey I see the clip saying you're gonna get I'm gonna get my I'm gonna get my ass
What?
You said I'm gonna get my ass foot by the shade
Just because he beats your ass doesn't mean he's gonna beat mine
You know what I'm saying
I was
I'm like 150 so we're the same
I'll get asked for you bro
Motherfucker, yo, are you fucking kidding me, but are you gonna try hard and try to beat my ass?
So, oh you fuck it bro, you fuck it bro, you know I'm trolling right? You got dad strength now, you know
Why you acting like you don't want to shade it with it, bro, it's okay
Like I'm one side the shape
Okay, okay, you know
The same as sure I've seen him fight I've seen him fight and he's quick strong. Um, you think he's actually gonna train for this
Like like train hard though
Sorry, my uncle here, he's falling asleep, you all right?
You all right?
Yeah, I just called.
Yeah.
Sorry, my uncle's falling asleep, bro.
But yeah, bro, I think it's going to be a good fight.
But in reality, bro, if you need training, bro,
training with niggas, let me know if you need it.
I'm going to be training with niggas.
OK, who's corner are you going to be in, bro?
Am I a judge?
I'm going to think, bro.
I'm going to think about the judges,
because you might be a judge.
I mean, yeah, if I don't know if I'm a judge or not.
Now, you've been a good judge every time, bro, to be honest.
Yes, I'm sad.
I'm going to put these fair judge.
OK.
All right.
Yeah, but I mean, I'm there, bro.
I just know I'm there.
When y'all doing it?
Doing six, man.
Yeah, so we got some time, bro.
How many rounds?
What's the rounds?
I don't know yet.
But it'll be different than last time.
Because I'm going to get a sanction.
I mean, I can't get a sanction.
I wonder if I need to get a sensation.
Yeah.
OK.
Well, I'm going to be there.
All right.
Let me know.
Just let me know.
I'm here for practice.
You know, I'm standing here.
OK.
I'll let you know.
I'll text you, man.
All right, man.
All right.
Good luck.
All right, man.
Peace.
Bye.
Max, call me.
You call him back, bro.
I'm not gonna get disrespectful, but I don't want to get disrespectful, but I don't want
You just want to see blood between two homies, bro.
What you think I want to see cupcakes in T-Town?
Oh my God, bro.
Bro, just keep a respectful within the laws, bro.
What would I say besides you feel me?
This is for you to find out. You gotta tell me now, though.
Like, well, nah, you can think it through with your child
if you want to think it through with your child.
Yeah, let me think about it. Let me think about it.
But you're a grown-ass man, though.
I am.
So you could make this decision by yourself.
I could. I could. But you know what I'm saying?
I
Know but but
No, I can't do it because there's only there's only only am or Lacey got is
You feel me but that's just like this fucked up. What's the whole mean? I'm sorry, bro. I can't
What am I gonna call Lacey fat bro? I'm not gonna talk about his girl man. That's fucked up. Let me see. I'll be seeing a dollar, bro
Come on man, what's he saying bro? No relationship affairs. That's what I'm saying Lacey
Come on, bro. That's my dog, man
And I fucked up her car, bro
Shitty Asians right over five days. Yeah, I do
I
Be our chat
Be our chat, dude that that's what it's fuck
We could do VR chat. We could do VR chat.
Okay. Wait. If I'm on VR, I got to do full body though, right?
What the fuck? Where the fuck are you coming from?
Go back over here.
Oh, shit.
I can make it so that you have a bow to chat on like your arm too, when you're in it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, man. Okay, man, let's do it.
Yeah, okay.
Well, just stay full screen and talk.
Okay.
I'm going to fuck this little dude up, man.
I'll meet it.
Big
Yeah, bro, you just be fair bro don't be
Not this shit gonna be big like if I actually go to
Now I'm just kidding.
Like fucking the fake injure yourself with the other guy.
Bro, I'm about to like fake in that song.
I mean like yo, he'll blow the bell, what the fuck?
And then the judge won't know what to do.
Wait, wait, it's a BoGT.
So we can even change him here, what you think?
Uh, I don't want to say yes or no,
but I don't think it's going to be pro fights,
but the commission's going to be there,
so it's going to be legal.
Oh, so what?
But you might not,
It might not have to be labeled as pro fights, you know.
Am I about to be an amateur fighter?
I don't know exactly what the classification is, but yeah.
The commission knows about the event and everything already.
Dang.
I don't think we have to do anything else.
That's fire, bro.
So on the last three fights, like my fight,
do you think we should have two streamer judges?
Or should we actually?
I think we just do streamer judges, fuck it.
I mean, unless you want both, then we could have Streamer gooders and Andrew Miller lose both.
You gotta pay the other gooders, you know what I'm saying?
You wanna cut some costs?
Streamer better? Yeah, we could do Streamers. We could do Streamers.
I'm not into Streamers.
You see a couple grand here and there?
Both.
Streamer content?
Uh, she has like a basketball map and like, horror maps and shit, which you can run.
You can run on VR chat. Yeah
Like what I'm asking like all this shit. Wait, who is she you're fucking your check room
That's crazy. See chat thought I was raising. I was sending shit
There's no way she's all right now right how is she just on the other
She's like fucking looks three k hours in this game
So this is just like wake up and hop into VR and then like live her life on the VR. Yeah, it's a move
You sleep on that you like everything it's your job, bro. There's
Yeah, let me put money plays money plays and basketball
I'm already knowing
Some of these VR people, they got like O-LFs, and they just make banked off that.
Oh no, yeah.
It's fucking insane.
Brother, I'm not gonna pay you for VR pooling.
Oh, it's because the low-key might, from now on, when we do this shit, turn off one of your moderators.
Okay.
From now on, there's the rest of the show.
I'm getting strapped up right now. I feel like crazy.
What do we do this?
Go back to Blond. What were you saying?
What? Is this a matter? Right or left or no?
What?
Is this a matter right or left?
Right.
Or no?
No.
Don't worry.
When there's a day of absolutely zero content
You the air kind of look eat
Which I get one before
My hair long as nice
You know
What are you looking at?
I'll be watching.
Go ahead.
What are you looking at?
It's working?
Okay.
Second one.
Oh, my gosh.
Is it?
What are you looking at?
Well, yeah, are we good?
Is it black?
We used to do horror.
VR chat?
Yeah, yeah, there's horror message.
I'll play a horror game.
Yeah, yeah, I'll play a horror game.
What time do you gotta go, bro?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
Time bro, just to be honest, bro.
You know, I could be W Manage.
No, I can't be honest.
I can't be honest.
I could be W. Mayer's...
Well...
John, I can hang out and fucking grab the camera if I need to.
Say on God.
Cause it...
I know tomorrow's gonna be a long night, so that's why I was like, oh,
tomorrow's gonna be a long night.
No, tomorrow for us, like, worth.
What are we doing tomorrow?
Are you gonna smoke it?
Maybe?
Well, I think Max is trying to set up this war.
Oh, shit.
I could clean it for tomorrow.
I could base out the schedule.
I was just trying to go to the azure tour, you know?
Just look at the view by myself.
Observant tool.
Yeah, I'm going to grab it on a journal and sit down.
I'm just talking to myself.
Tell hell no, man.
What?
I
Be good
Yeah, I gotta show you the places
Okay, do you want to tell that when you look like this you see it like here?
So all you do is like put your controller like this
Yeah, I don't see it. You won't you won't see it. You'll see it. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll see if I can walk it for now.
If you wanna switch it, you can.
Oh my God.
I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass, God.
Wait, can you get my rage in my closet, bro?
There's so many fucking bugs that I bug spray.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
There's a dead ass post.
I'm gonna bring those little apples that I bought
for Nats and put them up here.
Yeah, wait, what?
For Nats.
Apples?
Yeah, there's like little after-life.
They're like Nats traps.
What, Nats trap, what?
Yeah, but they're Nats traps.
They get attracted and get stuck in there
Oh, yeah. I need that. I need that. Can we get that?
Yeah, you gotta be perfect, man.
All of your fucking cloth is too...
What? The mess?
The lies.
You're lying.
I'm gonna just spray the fucking desk.
Oh my god, why?
It's my life.
Don't keep the word for it.
Oh, wow. I'll just spray it.
Watch out for the flames in Canada.
What the fuck am I doing?
Are you trying to trash me doing it?
You're good.
I'll give you a hair.
They go on top of this feet.
It'll work, but that's good.
If you're wearing shoes, it goes on top of your laces.
What the fuck?
Like this?
Good.
You have some fucking sweaty clammy feet, bro. Yeah, I was just boxing bro. Yeah, I'm not watching
No, that dude that shit is like ironing the fucking fake boxing shit. It's like this is I broke two controllers
I went I touched my wall and I couldn't clean that shit. Hey Chad was that a movie when I was boxing or not?
You
For yourself with rain, yeah, you're insane. No
Almost punched the trackers
Wait, is there a clip of me boxing when you see my form bro, I gotta see my form
You might have to swap the audio software to the headset,
and you might have to swap the audio.
Let me see if you want one more question.
You're a grown-up.
You're actually so ass.
Ah!
I was keeping it on my haul, bro. That's how it's gonna be on June 6th.
Elf will work. Okay. I don't want to be displayed.
Not about the VR headset, right?
And then mute desktop or not?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, no, because it does desktop audio.
Man, hello, hello.
Holy shit.
Can I see you?
I'm sorry. What are you
fucking shit man?
Sorry. That just that just hit
you. Uh okay. So now what you
to do is press the menu button.
Wait. Can you make my eyes
closer? That's right. So that
you get it. You know so that
you know where it is. Right
here. Can you see this knob?
It's not. Oh, there's a
knob. Right here with this
the goggles right here where I'm touching give me your hand no right here
there's a knob I feel if you slide that back
I'm gonna sell that nicotine rage shit
wait oh yeah can you go to Spotify yeah
okay wait can I see me okay so hit the menu for me oh yeah you have to learn
what it is so tell me you and unmute it's this button so that's I can just open
my low key and how do I get my chat yeah came on low key yeah I gotta came on
I don't know because they can see me play but okay so go to open the menu is
the now go to calibrate
Now, the white dots on your hip.
It should go here.
I feel it.
I'm becoming a...
Ah!
Did you see the white dots on your feet and shit?
Yeah.
Okay, now line them up with your characters.
The white dots are the trigger.
Yep.
And then click both triggers.
Now move your legs and so...
Oh!
I'm in.
I'm finally in the game.
I feel it.
I feel it in my body.
I'm finally in the game.
This is where I belong.
Fuck yeah dude, you come here, you with the big boobies, come here, I've reached my final
form.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Alright, it's time to play.
Who told her to get on?
Oh, you're just...
How do you get...
Cutter's time!
Ah, fuck yeah.
Oh
Shit, okay, it's loading. How do I
What the fuck
The safe mode off
Oh what the fuck hello hello hello you you you I challenge you to a duel
I
Bro, what are these lights is messing with my eyes man. This guy's playing the guitar moon
Wait, why can't see my chat?
No
Layout mode oh
There you turn bloom off
Or a clash go find the baddies, bro. What's wrong with y'all man? I could see y'all
Chop chop. Okay, bro change world. Yeah, this map is ass. I want to go to black cat
go black cat, bro
Go to black cat, bro, where's it popular go to black second cat. That's my shit right there
18 plus
No minors
That's fine fix the FPS is it laggy
Okay, why are y'all saying my legacy bet I literally bow I'm playing the game
Fuck yeah rock on dude
Rock on dude
Fuck yeah, dude. Rock on dude. You're epic
Hey cuddle bug ask for cuddle can I have cuddles can I have come?
Go fuck yourself
oh my god bro oh my god how I did I actually the fucking captain of the
server? No way man! Maybe I get to be Marlin or some shit. Yeah. Oh my god. Don't let
me change into Marlin. Please don't let me change into Marlin. You want this more
than me bros, bros, you actually want this word of me!
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, motherfucker, bitch, gov'e, gov'e, I don't know what to do,
Yeah
Look for new abbeys for a full body that's what I'm saying
Hold on hey
Heey! Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey!
WOOHeme
WOOOHeme
AHH
Wha..whoa
The fuck, my legs tweaking
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Chloe promoted
AHH
Outfixed its self
holy moly
ering
OHHHHH
My God
This is my new schfl or wee
This is my new schll
Charlie hoes fuck
I
Shit my confusing
Age verification
Techno studios, this is
So I'm it so I'm about to turn so I'm about to go into a freaky ass studio session
you can see what a hey what's good what's good
hey oh do you want to be taller yeah we can we'll tell me you had a avatar
world yeah yeah okay um here I'll drop a portal right right now okay you and
then you can look at you no no no no no no no no no no it dropped out drop that
I feel like I feel like myself
Yeah.
Yo.
Can y'all see what I see chatter now?
Yes.
Almost 22 years of that.
I don't know how to use this one.
Um, I think.
Anyways, hold on, what's going on, what's going on, I ain't bad, I ain't bad, I ain't
bad.
Oh no, they don't fuck that up, giving me the full body, bro.
They don't fuck that up, they fucked up, they fucked up really bad.
All right, come on, please.
Mogger.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Ah!
That's a suitable avatar.
No way!
They didn't make a real one!
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god!
It's fine.
All right, um, unmute?
Oh, shit, hey!
Hey, I'm here.
Which avatars would I be?
Um, I mean, what are you, like, what are you feeling?
Do you want to be a furry?
Do you want to be an e-boy?
Do you want to be like an anime character?
Let me randomize.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Who am I?
Who?
I
Okay
Yeah, that's not me that's not me. Let me try let me try
Okay
Now we're fucking talking baby now we're talking baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be that'd be a mate. How you been though me good
Working okay, I feel you
I saw that you were doing boxing for like a couple of seconds and then I went to sleep.
Oh you sleeping? Why you sleeping?
Is it late for you?
I stayed up late. No, I stayed up pretty late, uh, like last night.
Doing what? Yeah, I heard you-
I've been sleeping all day.
I heard you, uh...
Fuck yeah, dude.
Fuck. Yeah.
oh my fucking god what the fuck what the fuck I'm a monkey okay I thought okay I was I
searched up something oh my god bro oh my god man okay you know what
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, but I'm just don't go down like the eboy route, please no, yeah
I don't know, I'm not gonna do that, I don't know.
Okay, okay, good.
I'm not gonna do that, I don't know.
I'm not gonna do that, not at all, not at all.
Is this...
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Oh dude, this looks like me.
ah you're the fucking man yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah now this is the life yeah
yep yeah fuck yeah why am I staying like that yo yo yo I don't stay like
this oh my god bro I don't go yo dude I don't stay in like the menu okay I
Yeah, yeah, calibrate it, I mean.
Have to do the T-pose, and cover your trackers.
Okay, okay.
Hey, I'll fucking him back.
Oh, man.
I feel like myself oh fuck
fuck
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
heheh
hold on let me let me let me see let me see
maybe maybe you can
oh meet me
aww yeah fuck yeah
aww yeah that's me that looks exactly like me
OH
AHHHHHHHHH
ah
oh
oh my
I have no cursed energy. I have no cursed energy.
You.
I have nothing to say to you.
Oh, okay, sorry.
Put your fucking finger down, man.
but I flicked flick me up flick me up now oh shit Trojan horse flick me up
yeah you look great you look great
they don't stick my tongue out bro I'll stick my tongue out they don't
They don't track my tongue
You
You speak when you're spoken don't just came in that that's where that's where
Okay, I'm ready give me in the world give me the fucking world
Give me in the world. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, we can wait if we're hoping hold on hold on me if we're hoping
Wait, these these save right they save
Oh, no, oh they don't fuck that put it me
God I wish I wish I could I wish I couldn't realize bro
Oh no. Oh no.
My bag!
My fucking gun.
Oh my god.
I'm better than Jordan.
Stop playing with me, well I'm so little though, alright anyway yeah let's hoop, let's hoop.
2? Okay, I'll bring you to the world. I should play this game a lot.
Okay, good. Let's go! Fuck yeah dude. Fuck yeah dude.
I
Let's sure it all came can I say that and word?
Wait, it's just me in here. Yeah, well, I'm playing this shit off stream, bro
Play this shit off stream
Controls right stick rip the ball
ball. Right stick down. Super ball. Move. Dribble by moving your hands like in real life.
Okay. All right. Here. I'll show you. I'll show you how to play. Wait, wait, wait.
I gotta get into my basketball tire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. They don't fuck them up.
Oh, fuck, no.
Fuck, bro!
Woooo!
Come on, LeBron. LeBron for three.
Do you know how to play?
Yeah, yeah, I know how to play won't be one or what what's up?
Nah, nah, I want to get physical
Yeah, come on check the ball, you know how to play basketball, okay?
Okay, bad bad. I'll join red and the Lakers
What the fuck
How are you taller than LeBron?
Nah, this shit pisses me off, bro.
Nah, that's shit.
Do you know how to change your height?
Nah, I don't know, man. I think I do.
Okay, okay. So you open your, like, circle menu.
Uh-huh.
And then you go to expressions, quick actions, and then there's something called avatar height.
And then you can raise that up.
Okay, one more time.
Okay, you, um, open your, like, circle menu.
and then you go to expressions, click actions
so I'm just going to have it to my height
and then when you click on it you can adjust your height
okay yeah hug
so yeah fuck that, I'll be sure fuck it, I don't care
alrighty
so that is not going to do anything
ow, you saw me
ow see, my bad, fuck bro
my bad
here, I'm not trying to see then
I am
I'm just taller. No, you're not. No, you're not. How tall are you?
Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't don't you dare do that?
You're money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Come on. Yeah
Hell no. Yeah, shit. Give me a shit. Man cookies cookies cookies. There you go cookies cookies
Come on five second violation LeBron bro lock in
All right, yo is it your ball foul oh my god
Huh
There's some city booty come on ask me the ball
Hey, that up. There's a boy. Hey, there's a boy
How do I dribble well it's stuck to my fucking hand
Oh, when you want to shoot it, you have to hold it.
You have to hold it.
PUSH UP!
WAAAAAAAH!
Oh my God.
WHAAAAAT?!
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
HAHAHAHA!
OOOOOOOH SHIT!
WHAAAAAT?!
Wait, wait.
Wait, I just scored him my own goal. What the fuck?
I'm stuck!
Come here, give me that!
Give me the ankles!
Let's smash back, motherfucker!
God, bro!
Yeah, shit!
What's up?
Let's make sure you're from here!
You can't shoot it from here!
Yeah, damn it!
Come here!
Oh
Fake
The bronze not a shooter
Ron get up Ron!
Ron get up!
This isn't like you get up!
Pog, Gary.
First you look on now, Pog.
My ass!
Come on
It's fine. It's fine. Oh, help me up. It's kind of quick and you have to fix that
Come on
Thanks, but she did
Oh, you are you are you fine? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good
good
What about you're not talking. Oh, shit. Oh, I'm not it my bad my bad my bad. I love it. Yeah, my bad. All right. Oh
I try to do a spin move
Hey, that's our boy. It's our ball with a ball. Oh, I see the ball
Yo, actually try actually try
I'm fucking
Passive hell no, we're gonna get each other. I'm competitive. I mean try to snatch it for me
Oh fuck no.
What?
Oh, I'm outta there, I'm outta there, I'm outta there, I'm outta there!
Kobe, where you at?
Oh, guard up, guard up, what's up, guard up!
Oh LeBron, they don't fuck up.
Buzzer beater
What I like on fuck y'all this game is shit man
You can't fucking see me
Yeah, wrong, wrong.
Alright, one more, one more, one more, one more.
Alright, you get the ball first.
Alright, come on, what's up?
Alright, what's up, what's up?
Man, what the...
Are you... are you fucking kidding me?
Are you... oh, shit.
Oh fuck man.
Yeah.
Fuck you. Sorry. Watch this.
Oh.
Oh fuck you.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, they don't want this.
Bro, let go of your fucking handle, bro.
Oh.
No!
Give me the-
So I can be the king literally oh shit. Oh
Oh, oh hell yeah. Oh, yeah. What's up? What's up? Give me that the fuck me that shit. Give me
F**KING B oO
What the f**k! What the f**k!
F**k, what the f**k is this?
F**KING B OO
You're so uh are you gonna score a lot?
F**k!
Oh my god score.
What?
What the f**k?
Oh yo what's up with my legs?
What's your trooper?
It's uh 5 and 0.
Oh.
What'd you say?
Five seconds?
Oh my god man.
Hang on a ball.
Hold on my legs.
Hold on.
hold on my legs tweaking real quick
gotta fix my leg
uh...
i fucking got a ankle tear fuck
give me that shit oh my god man what i didn't go in
she's not even good
alright bet alright bet alright bet alright bet alright bet alright bet alright bet alright bet alright bet alright bet
I
Are you
This fucking sport
About about about about about about watch this three about watch this shit
oh oh oh we think I'm doing oh fake pass bitch I'm being bitch I don't play
shit no longer
no fuck him up
month
there's some of the
I don't know, do you want me to go easy on you?
No, no, no, let's go to a new world, let's go to a new world.
Okay, what are you feeling? You want to go to like a horror map?
A visualizer world?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go horror, let's do horror.
Yeah, but you have to kind of admit like I did kind of trick you.
Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, you got me. You got me. You got me.
Yeah, I know.
I think I want to live in this forever. I think I want to live in a VR forever.
Oh yeah and by the way, because you said that we might go Bible studying, I made an outfit, if you want to see.
You made a Bible study outfit?
Yeah, you want to see it?
Let's see it.
Alright, turn around. I'm going to change. Turn around.
the
All right, are you kidding me? Are you astropho-la?
Oh, my fucking- I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, something, I- I didn't-
I feel like...
You know what I mean?
It's CHOO!
What type of bio?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
FULER!
GAAAAAAAHH!
What are those?
What? Do I mean that?
I feel like yeah, save this for church, yeah
Yeah, um, fucking hell man.
Wait, wait, do you want to help me do something?
Come here, come here.
Come here, just pull on, just pull on this.
Pull on what?
This.
Are you fucking kidding me?
So you want me to pull on your skirt?
Yeah, do it.
Watch.
Are you fucking kidding?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, what do you say?
What do you say?
Ahhhhh!
Are you not going to do that?
You want me to do it instead?
What is what?
But isn't that your, isn't that like the private area?
You know what I mean?
I don't want to like, like show everybody your private area.
I feel like that's crazy.
You know what I mean?
Oh, OK.
So you want it to be just us two?
I mean, what? No, no, no, no. I mean, listen, listen. All right.
Kyra, listen. All right. Listen.
What? Remember the talk we had last time?
We got it. You got to chill.
All right. Listen, go to church.
Be a good girl. All right.
And not the freaky good girl.
Yeah. Yeah.
of
the
I
Jesus fuck the fuck
Jesus
Jesus saves
There is there is no way that you are telling me all of this when I heard sexo too. Oh my god
Oh my god.
There is no way.
Jesus sakes, listen.
I mean, I made that with my homeboy.
Made that with my homeboy. You heard it.
Oh, do you want to make a
Sexto 3?
You can see?
Yeah.
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
Let me get a little bit of your
music. Let me hear your music and shit.
Oh, I don't make music.
I just do covers.
Oh, wait, yeah, wait, let me hear something.
Uh, maybe, maybe later when you've been good, okay?
Oh, when I've been good. What does that mean when I've been good?
Uh, you just gotta find out.
My fucking arms tweaking.
Do you want me to change?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, train
Holy fucking shit, bro, holy shit
I'm gonna be right back, I ain't gonna be right back, I ain't gonna be right back.
I
I'm gonna be right back. I
Hey
See, you know what I mean? Yeah way more clothes. That's good. That's good. That's a good start. I'm saying
Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. I can yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
It's a freaky ass
I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back
Oh my god bro holy shit man he's on a megalodon dude dude stop bro I came
here to role play I ain't coming here to get a fucking like bro I ain't come
to get freaky
I'm there every time all VR child. I'm trying to get freaky man. What I'm told you right now. Can we chill?
What's like my set up a
I
What up, bro? What's up, dude? Where's Josh, bro? Yo
What's up, what up, bro? What am I looking at right now?
Yeah.
Dude.
Sexy horny pop jerk.
What the fuck?
What up boys?
Yo yo yo what's up boys?
He's the only boy here.
Oh oh my bad boys and boy and girl how y'all doing?
Number one.
I'm a sister.
Okay.
I got y'all brother and sister.
Mm-hmm from the oldest these littlest buddies a little ass. Okay, I'm I respect that nice good job, bro
I'm full
wrong dialogue
Give me with a purple fucking hollow, man
Not again, bro
What
Fuck
Where's Josh bro, bro Josh
I
Bro the homies back on vr. Let's see see
My paddle warm. You need me to do it?
Nah, I just wanted to check up on you, bro. Like, you know, it's been a minute.
Oh, yo, yo. I mean, it's just been a minute, man.
I just wanted to check up on you, bro. Why are you on your knees? Get off your knees, man.
I was studying in my dojo when you disturbed me.
What were you studying?
Well, I become one with VR.
We got a couple things we could work on.
So what has changed since the last time you've spoken with me?
Um, I just like why am I obsessed with you?
Let me re-calibrate.
I mean, you know what I mean?
I just been, um...
I just been...
Chilling. Just chilling.
Just trying to meet people. Just trying to have fun.
My fucking god!
Bro, why can't I just hop on the game, yo?
Why can't I just hop on the fucking game?
Be, lose a bit of reality, lose myself in the VR.
You know, this is where I belong.
This world, I'm fucking toji.
I don't know, why can't I just go meet people
and have fun while I gotta fucking fuck some Isla.
Why would you call them
if that's fucking disgusting, are you crazy?
You literally just, that's how you address them.
I'm a girl to fuck at you, and then I'm gonna educate you.
Nothing changed, you're still the same weak boy when I first met you, right?
You don't have it in you.
So look, that's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna show you how to fuck VR channels the right way,
and you're gonna listen to my every step you understand that?
S-suck.
How are you gonna help your-
So you're gonna help me fuck VR holes.
Yes. Precisely. Get Kyra in here. Now, I'll show you how to do it.
Brother, so you're gonna fuck her in front of me?
It might Kyra.
Alright, bro. You can have it, bro. I'm not trying to be young. I'm not even on time anyway, bro.
I can't send an invite.
Oh, it's because it's your world, bro.
You gotta make another world.
Or I could just leave out of myself out of my connections.
God, bro.
Damn, bro.
Holy fuck, cuck.
She blocked- she didn't she block you, bro?
I'm here to role play man escape really reality like I'm in the VR world
I'm looking around this is this is where I belong look at these lily pads. I can feel them
I'm good. How are you?
I'm gonna see you looking more beautiful than ever.
Okay.
Um, what's up with that ear? Something that's mad?
Oh, uh, if it's not coming from Jason then I'm not really looking for compliments.
RAAARRRRRRRRR
Oh ho ho, bro
Hey, look at you, bro!
Look at you, you're a fuckin' loser and a dork and a fraud, bro!
That's what you are.
And I'm fuckin' Toji.
I'm fuckin' Toji. I got no cursed energy.
Bitch.
Can't do shit.
What? What? What?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you're good.
What's up, bro?
Man, I wanted this girl the whole time.
This was all a part of my playing.
To see me and watch you fuck her and let her be taken away from me.
Fuck.
It is actually wrong with you.
What is wrong?
What is wrong with you?
Bro, yeah, it is.
What the?
It would be an honor for you to turn around
and talk to her as I kneel in the corner and watch how you're doing. Please! I've got all my leaves.
I was never a coach this entire time. I simply wanted you to do it.
And now I can witness it with my own two eyes. This isn't even my real voice, can it be as I-
So about the horror memes, um...
Yeah, yeah!
This is what I sound like. I'm stupid.
my voice isn't even that deep
and I have no tests out there under my body
please Jason turn around
and rest here in front of me
oh my god
you're so fucking hard to learn
oh my god
push on around
dude stop
get the fuck up man
get up
oh my god bro what the fuck
am I actually fucking
Have some fucking shame man!
Get snap out of it bro!
Hello?
Who are you?
This is the real me how many bow how many
Cool girl, what I
Have multiple personalities so one of my personalities is the dominant coach that tells you what you're doing
This is another one of my personalities and and then what does this personality do?
Sit here and watch you talk to girls
So the same so the same guy that was just on the ground over there the same one you're the same guy
Yes, no, no, no two different two different guys, you know stop fucking touching me do that. Can you do that for her? Please? Can you do that for her?
Tell her to look in your eyes
Oh, fuck, man.
My life become.
Jesse, I would like you to follow me around the corner.
Kinda please stay there.
Oh my God, here we go again.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Jason, Jason,
do you want me to stay here?
Uh, yeah, yeah, I'll be right back.
Okay.
Jason, bro, I just wanted to play a whore game, bro
No, that's not what I want before you play that whore game
I didn't do exactly what I wanted
I didn't give a fuck about that whore game
How are you feeling right now Dominic? Or some misadventure the question. I'm not feeling you
I'm literally like just trying to play. Oh my gosh. You're so boring. Don't you want to live a little?
Don't you want to live a little? I want to play a video game, bro
I don't want to fuck I don't fuck anybody on what what you want me to co-ress a girl and fucking played with a
Clit on VR channel like what do you want from me, bro?
Like what do you want from me use your fucking head bro snap the fuck out of it man
Why do you keep touching me like that? It seems like you want to fuck me
I mean in the last 10 minutes you put your hand on my shoulder you grab my dick
You slap you laugh at me you put your hand around my neck
Is it something that you want from me?
I mean, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do with the girl, bro?
You wanna play wargame with her?
Bro, bro, we can't-
I could play a wargame right now! I could be a creep!
I'll be the creep! Let's play a wargame right here right now and I'll be a creep!
What are you talking about, man?
Go on, give me a sec, no, no, give me a second, no!
I'm gonna play a fucking wargame! Go on the corner!
Go on the fucking corner!
I might have laid A. I might have laid on this couch though, yeah, I might have laid
I'm going to save her from what?
bro?
Are you doing okay Kyra?
Is he bothering you?
Yeah.
Oh my.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I don't know what I'm talking about, but
I don't know.
Yeah, let's get a hurry.
All right.
Come on.
All right, all right, come on, follow me.
Whoa!
You said you want to go play a more game with her, okay?
Yep.
Okay.
That's what I'm going to tell you to do.
Now you can either choose to listen to my words wisely or disregard everything I'm about to say.
When you play the word game, you need to make her feel safe, loved, and you need to make her feel like you're there for her.
Brother.
Call out to me.
What?
I'm about to just play a scary game.
Get the fuck out my gojo.
Stalker!
Wait, what time is it?
Everybody know what time is it y'all? I'm losing track of time in here.
fuck it's APM bro we might have to save this yeah I actually have to go
I
Quick to respond the response by there you go. Oh
Wait, how long is it gonna take?
All right, listen, how tall are you in real life? I
I
Can't I you touch my face no no no no no no
Like like are you taller than five eight? Are you taller than five eight? Oh?
So you're going you know, oh shit. Sorry. Oh, I was muted. Sorry
No
What's it called? Yeah. Yeah, are you are you falling in a five eight in real life?
I
Know I'm a 5-5 cool cool cool cool. Yeah, why is your character taller than me? Wait, how long is it gonna take you know?
This fashion take that long why because I'm not I'm not a good like I got a train and shit
You know I mean the VR chat world this this is epic and honestly I want to stay here forever, but I
Gotta go box soon
Hmm, I see yeah
are you not having fun with me jaser i mean i'm having fun having fun here
so why aren't you making eye contact because when i looked at you you know you know what i mean
Yeah, I'm gonna hop on it, bro, holy fucking shit, wow, wow, wow, bro, I hopped on the
game to be toji to roleplay I wasn't trying to fucking get freaky if I want to get freaky
then I would have I would have hopped on fucking some some five five parts a night or whatever
the fuck man at least say bye you are streamer brother brother brother brother brother
It's just a game.
Bro, she just called me daddy, bro.
I'mma end up, bro.
Like, I'mma get break, bro.
Streamer first.
I'll have to snap back.
Shit.
all my fun
We'll play a horror game later.
We'll save that man fuck my arm bro fucking Trojan arm
I'm back dude you really fucking my time moves fastest fucking this shit time moves quick
I did ass.
I do got to go so you know I want to at least say bye to you because you help me with my avatar and shit
You know, I feel like maybe a little disrespectful if I didn't but uh, yeah, thank you
Oh, so we're not we're not gonna play the war again. No, not not today. Not today. Maybe another day
Promise
Yeah, promise promise
Thank you
Do you want to hug? Yeah. Yeah
Bye.
Bye, Chester.
Bye.
I
Know that I hurt you
Yeah
It's all my sons worldwide
my juniors
Apologize I know I left you without a name
I don't know how I expected you to get to cloud up addiction money
Don't worry