Don't see me
Make sure you don't show any signs
Just make sure you don't show any signs
Yeah, I got some
I mean once we're on the pitch, I think we should be fine
What was right here?
And so you thought you were...
Are they evading it? Are they near us?
Uh...
The reason was I have right here
Such a...
Yeah, I think I'm gonna need some...
You want some dip from us?
Yeah.
Okay.
Fuck, you can choose them.
The ones that you don't feel good.
Okay, but...
Yeah?
Hey.
All right, ready?
Yeah.
All right, bro.
Fucking predators.
All right, bro.
You wearing the predators?
I got the predators, yeah.
No, I actually got kicked out of...
Tom, what are you doing?
Wow, you're a predator.
You're a fucking predator.
Shit, fuck you.
No, wait.
Watch out.
I got the predators, yeah.
No, I actually got kicked out of...
Tom, what are you doing?
Watch out watch out you might
Don't point at me I'm not a predator bro
No, he was going on
wait what they said on the pitch
we're not on the pitch this is all right yeah my bad okay well you have this
you have the tapper I can turn my head
hey Chad I'll be right back
okay you like the fucking hotel bro
no one told me you don't
you said you said are you going live
I said yeah you didn't say I wasn't
I said, you can't go live here, though.
No, you said I don't know if you can go live here.
I'll try to go live here.
I guess, I guess we could stop myself.
No?
I was running outside with a fucking plate.
Literally in there and freaking out.
I was outside with a fucking plate wall.
Hell, you dumbass.
What is that?
You, for what?
You can let the people touch while I'm talking.
So we'll see you later.
Yeah, man.
Yes, boss.
He's so funny.
Was he told me I came here best of all?
You see?
I came here in your room.
Oh, you're a traitor.
Fuck.
I don't feel like I'm a traitor.
Why do you think he's a traitor?
Wait, Drew. Drew.
Yeah, my friend?
Let's play guess the voice.
Is that the ADS?
Is that loud?
Alright, who's nice with that chat?
Yeah, there's got...
You've got like that individual player.
I think I've got loads of people who just can't take a lot of the game.
Alright, wait. Let's play guess the voice.
Hi!
Hello!
That wasn't ADS what I was saying.
Next, we'll be going with Lance.
Hello, mate.
What?
F-50s?
Okay.
Can I go F-50s? Yo, type on the inside of your Londonese.
F-50s are like the techies.
I have a couple of skills here.
Alright.
Step out.
No, no, no.
Why are you taking my switch?
Hey, brooks, don't put these thoughts behind me.
What the fuck?
Let's get a little bit of it.
Get it.
I wasn't trying to get it.
What the fuck?
Oh, calm down.
Oh, my God.
You're not too good at this stuff.
You're out of your mind.
That way sketching is generally heavy.
What?
Rich skin.
I know man, shut the ground and show my face.
You crazy bitch.
Hey yeah.
You see the POV?
Yes.
I mean bro, I'm not leaking nothing.
I'm not leaking man.
I'm not even leaking, we're at the field.
That's what I'm saying.
I think they want us to walk through the tunnel.
So I think it's fine.
Come shot
Couldn't show the pitch bro, but I'm not leaking nothing if I'm on the ground. Oh my fucking god
Ayo! Ayo!
Bro, what the fuck?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Ayo!
What the fuck is that?
Oh my gosh!
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
I'm alive.
Listen, Chad, I might go desktop after, but today we got training, I'm gonna prove myself
to that.
I got a lot to prove.
A lot, bro.
But, I can't go too hard, bro.
I don't want to get injured.
I can't go too hard, bro. I don't want to get injured.
You know, I can't get injured before the match.
You get injured before the match?
That's why today, when people are probably going to call me ass, I'm not actually ass.
I'm just not going to hurt myself.
Like you're ass, bro.
I'm better than you.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
Not at this point. That's why you're at it.
At this point, bro, I'll practice.
And I'll be going on runs, bro.
Me too.
I know you were happy.
Bro, you realize, you don't even notice.
For the last two months, I've been waking up at 7 a.m., going on a mile run, and practicing
for the match.
Every single morning.
And I'm starting left wing.
What are you doing?
You are not supposed to do this.
You are gonna be a freaking thief.
It's not your fault.
It's your fault.
I don't even know.
Can you tell from the grass?
I'm just curious.
You're just curious, you're just curious.
I know that one's been down.
It's all for a blind date.
It's a real deal.
I don't know what they're talking about.
That's funny.
What is it?
Can you tell the little princess?
They only have tags still on?
Wait a minute.
My tag's not even...
Wait where?
Where?
Dude.
Where?
They're out of nowhere.
They're actually using their hands.
I think it's a bag, it's a bag.
Yeah, I saw George Clarke today.
We better meet up with him again.
There's a beautiful woman.
If you went to the side, yeah, we're going to the side.
OK.
Take it, take it.
Take it.
Thanks for the 4G game.
4G game.
Thank you.
We ain't ready.
Ready?
Ready to rush it.
One.
Two.
You guys are nothing, nothing!
AHHHHHH!
What is he doing?
Stop, stop, stop!
Oh, sorry, I'm here.
Wait for the man.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
How your bag is so this small?
Right, right, right.
Oh...
Ah...
I think it's a buggy.
Oh, I think it's a buggy.
Hello.
I think it's some sort of buggy.
Oh, sorry, I'll just keep my bag.
Stop filling the ground.
You're such a dumbass, you bitch.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna start bitch
Oh, sir.
We get our boots.
Look who it is.
George George George
No, bro, yeah, I drank the unshap potion in my lunch out
Because you're you say you're favorite you're typing a girl
There's little little wisps in here still you see
No, no, actually, I came off light in the shower, didn't put on any deodorant, put on the gear they gave me, and yeah, we're here now.
That'll explain the smell.
I don't smell. I don't smell.
Alright.
Anyway, I'm gonna...
Hi.
Yeah, hi there. Phil.
Phil, it's nice to meet you.
I'm gonna fuck you up. Oh, and I'm from the same team.
Yeah, yeah, same team. Good.
Okay, you ready? I'm more than ready, bro. I'm ready. I just want to kick a ball.
I want to show everybody my skills, show everybody I'm gonna underdog in this shot.
I'm gonna underdog in everything in my life. It's a mom and a score goal.
Amazing.
And if I don't, I'm going to die. I'm gonna die.
That's how confident I am.
You got this. You got this. He's got it. He's on the same team as me.
So who the fuck is Phil, bro? Your name is Max.
Okay. Hey, hey, you got it.
I believed you.
I saw you in Coachella. I saw you. Did you do it?
Oh, yeah, it was good Justin Bieber take a while Sabrina Sabrina. Yeah, I was in there Coachella. It was a fire bro
We streaming the whole time, and you want streaming now, I was a stream I did you
You know
El Lord
Here we go, let's get our beef
I'm going to go eight and a half because I like my boots a little tighter.
I like my shoes a little tighter.
Alright, so don't make fun of me. Don't make fun of my future, all of you.
U.K. not?
U.K.
I'm gonna go down.
Wait, see you go down. What's your size?
10 and a half.
Little ass, feet.
Little ass.
What's your size?
I'll do an 8 and a half.
That's about 8 and a half.
U.K.
What's the difference?
Half a size down.
Uh, then I'm partly at eight.
Oh, bitch ass three.
The TF shoe size.
Sorry, what?
F-50, F-50.
Uh, I like this.
I like this.
Uh, eight or eight, half a size.
I heard it's a full size down.
full-size now wait wait wait it's a full-size down half size okay
That's sexy.
Put his fine ass.
You gotta take off your shirt.
That's sexy.
I've got a big lunch here, bro.
Hey, Jason, when you score, you gotta go...
I gotta read his apology, bro.
Or not apology.
That's not apology.
Thank you.
Okay, let's go.
I'm just gonna go down half of the way.
Give me a minute.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
All right, boys, it's time to practice.
My trainer, my boots, my predators.
Oh, the trainer's, okay.
What about the trainers?
We'll grab them.
Here you go, man. Thank you so much.
Ciao.
Hey, bro, it's time. It's time to prove everybody wrong.
I'll be honest. I think these boots are really good.
They're really good.
It's time to prove everybody wrong.
I'll be honest, I think these boots are too small for me.
Did I ask?
You're supposed to size down.
So maybe you can-
Size down or size up?
I'm supposed to size down.
Oh yeah, this is perfect right here.
They gave me a 10.
Dude, my feet are up here.
Dude, what are you doing, bro?
I genuinely wonder what you're doing.
Oh, jeez, I don't know why you're walking around here like you're the fucking hot shit.
I am the hot shit.
You went to training twice, posted two videos-
And what did you do?
I'm trying to make your coach you fucking you injected some shit in your body and said oh
I'm losing weight fuck you what is this little look what is this jenji jenji mate can you
help me please mate what is this right here mate so basically you're gonna cry your lice
okay lice you gotta chase i mean jong gotta chase by a bee bro
No.
You've got the best boots.
That helps you touch.
Oh yeah.
So I put...
It's your spot where I...
I wrapped them around my shoes.
Yeah.
You have to tie your lace first.
Tie your lace first.
Oh, I love it.
I love when the ball gets in.
Okay, thank you so much.
You touch it down with your hand.
It helps it.
Thank you.
In reality, no matter what you've got on your football boot, you're gonna be shit.
Hey, quit all that yapping over there, bro.
OK.
Shoot, tell me how I'm going like this.
Be honest, thanks, man.
You're looking the part.
Isn't that going to hurt the whole time?
Why is it going to hurt?
What the fuck?
Are you there?
I was just trying to get you there.
Oh, my god, bro.
Why do they feel like this, bro?
Like, I got to break them in or something?
Why don't they?
I'm going to meet you really quick.
Couple of you questions.
Few questions.
How are you feeling?
Well, you did the charity match last year, right?
Yeah.
You know you gotta get your redemption that's here you know?
Adidas.
They're too big?
Alright, we're right over here.
Oh, we're gonna pass you the mic.
Here you go.
We'll beat you.
I see a Pokemon.
You about to ask me my favorite type?
Uh, kind of.
I bet.
You know what you don't name that Pokemon?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, just a few questions first.
My favorite type is Bones.
Come on.
Do you still want to boss me?
Yes.
Why is that?
What's the beat?
I don't know.
What's the beef?
There's no beef.
I just want beef to sit out of something.
You can take any of these.
I think NBA would be a good fight.
I think people would watch it.
Can I have a dollar, bro?
I don't have a dollar.
This guy's a troll.
Okay, should we do the name of the NBA player?
If I don't play, I don't play football.
Oh, NBA.
Yes, no?
Yeah, I can do that.
All right, all right guess the NBA player
Yes
All right last one here
Cooper flag
Performance tomorrow
All right, what's your what's your start?
Three scores
All right, do you want to have them do you want to try to break the six
I can take the mic from you whenever you're ready. Let me know
Okay, let's go.
I'm good bro. I got a good cardio.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Thank you bro.
Lacey, you're saying one of the dumbest.
Oof!
Lacey!
You had that!
Wait, why are my boots, why do they feel loose bro?
They're literally, they're literally true to size.
Not the down size bro.
No.
Not a fucking 8 man.
I had to break them in.
Koopa Flag is there?
It's him, God!
Koopa Flag is here?
Remember?
What's your name?
Wait, what do you mean?
Is it Koopa Flag?
No, but I don't...
Oh, I fucking...
What the fuck?
Yes.
What the fuck?
Yo!
What?
What the fuck?
Cooper?
What the fuck?
I can say what's up?
Holy shit, Matt, what's up?
What the fuck?
What's up, bro?
Holy shit, you're a shorter person, bro.
Damn, man.
You know when the brawn retires,
you're taking that crown, right?
We'll see.
As the only Tim Average fan,
I love you, bro.
I just want to say I appreciate what you're doing for the team, even though we're losing.
We'll get there.
I'll stop bothering you, bro.
I love you, man.
Deep line.
So, God forbid, I saw some love and support, bro.
Deep 30.
Ultra-mogged.
To the Bolivian?
Bitch!
Let's- let's fuck up!
Fuck!
Oh, good touch!
Oh, what's your hail, muddy?
Shit.
I don't know.
Gotcha!
Easy.
I got it.
Yeah?
Whoo!
You fucking dusted buddy.
It's muddy as hell.
You got quits on.
Here, take it.
Oh!
Is that a house?
Yes!
You gassed already?
What the fuck?
Yeah?
Okay.
Oh!
Yeah, just flip over.
Flip over.
Step.
Right!
Ha ha ha!
Oh god, perfect.
Come on.
Oh, you!
Oh, Jason!
No bad!
No bad, I'm a friend of yours.
Oh, Jason, I'm good.
I'll get the ball.
Give me a pass, man.
Give me a pass.
That's mad far.
I don't do that.
I don't play play my father.
I don't run around in there.
What, are you trying to stop my dick or something?
What's going on?
Why are you so low?
You're literally like...
No one around, bro.
Yo, yo, what the...
No.
Nineteenth the 19th. I'm whooping that ass
She's feeling good boys. I need a ball bro
Come on get the ball where else you gonna kick it bitch come on
And he goes the way I was at bro.
I got decent pace though.
What are you saying?
This time in uh, uh yeah.
Come on bro.
Come on watch this shit.
Well you look a lot more sharp now.
I'm telling you, I practiced.
I'm trying to kill me.
Look at the married man.
Yes.
I'm going to stay that way.
You're going to stay that way.
I don't want to die.
Damn, they all spent the whole lot on it.
And they're saying, what the fuck?
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I've been pregnant with you.
You got a lot better, bro.
Right?
Where's Coach?
I need Coach to see this.
That's it.
That does!
Alright, bro.
I've been pretty good, bro.
Okay. I lost it.
Oh, there's a scout over there, bro.
He's scouting, bro.
Okay.
I'm feeling good.
That would be a rat.
Are you out of breath?
Are you out of breath already bro?
You bro, you're huffin' and puffin'.
Yo, bro, stay on the dark side.
I don't know what it is, the dark side, I mean, it's like.
You mugged Marlin!
You're gonna pay for that.
I didn't do anything, bro.
Yeah, we're on the black side, bro.
Wait, so y'all are training over here?
I don't know how it works.
Well, last year it was YouTube over here, remember?
Are these cleats supposed to be this tight?
They kind of hurt my teeth.
Yeah, so I've got my own cleats, bro.
Look at, look, dude, look at this.
That is gonna, that is gonna be a rash.
I was supposed to put another one in, huh?
Oh
What size is that all right nine no no no no no what that is like nine nine yes
What size is that this one?
Dude, okay, okay, sweet
He's gonna be out of breath in two minutes.
He's already out of breath.
Wait, so we're benched?
Yeah, so bro.
Who?
I think you're on the bench, too.
No, I'm not.
Bro, listen.
Where's my coach?
Listen, in the green screen room.
Can you help me?
Yeah, what do you mean?
It's not going through the hole.
All right.
Okay.
Could you put any sentence besides that, bro?
I need you to, like, fix it.
Can you spit on it or something?
All right.
Bro, come on!
Oh, there we go.
Wait, wait, explain the bench shit.
So, bro, remember the green screen room?
Yes, remember the wooden door. Yes kind of on the wooden door. There's starters and sub for both squads
Yes, we're all on the bench
You saw the full line up
Gotta prove yourself
Yeah, because bro, you didn't break them in I break them in here's the thing I already did this bro
These are leather boots listen most important football tip. Do not you they made me wear these boots. I have my own sponsorship
I'm not sponsored by shit shit
It's really here. This is the real egg. That's the real a bro. I'm in the middle of a sentence listen, bro
What are we playing with tomorrow?
You're gonna be playing with that tomorrow, and I'm gonna be playing with this cuz I already broke so you're cheating all right
No, you're unprepared buddy. Try not to fall tomorrow, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, bro
Look at these these assholes, bro
That's a toe test, bro
I
Got a fucking Americans in the Europeans are separated. Yeah, we're segregated right now
So you can use the left.
Oh my God.
Get back in on title.
Nice your stay.
Oh.
Nice.
Come on bro.
I'm looking good.
Over to your check.
Nice.
One touch in the air.
In a little.
Oh, bring a picture with it.
Yep.
Where's it going?
Wow.
Oh, you almost got it.
Quarter?
That's what I'm saying.
All right, we should be passing.
Come on, bro.
Out of you?
Out of everyone here?
Minus you don't part of this
Yeah, you got a minus like a lot more people you got a minus like I don't all the Americans
I'm you mean out of do you think you're the second best American?
9
Wait, what does that mean? What does that mean?
You're from Taiwan
So let's make it. Let's make a square. No, no pass. Yeah. Just pass around
Okay.
Wow.
Good pass.
Oh, that's...
Run to you.
Whoa.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Guys, that's nice.
Hey, Jinky.
Oh, nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Got you right there.
I got you.
Oh, I got you.
Yes, there we go.
Whoa.
Nice.
Good turn.
Great toughness.
Stop.
Oh, back of your run.
Left foot on me.
left foot left foot left foot left foot left foot left foot left foot left foot what the fuck
left what the fuck wait you're left or my left
what the fuck
okay now
I can do that shit too
alright
let me give it I can do it
okay
oh shit
okay
okay bro we looking like five of ourselves we look good bro
Move it.
No, it's not over.
Left foot over.
Over me?
Over you run.
Left foot, left foot.
Left foot.
Three shots.
Nice.
10.
American.
I can burn.
Oh, shit.
You all right, Jim?
I can save.
You all right?
You're not the goalie, bro.
Good place.
How do we look for the Americans, y'all?
We'll rip his head.
What did I say?
Hey, fuck with me?
All the good guys are sorry.
Hey, fuck with me?
Fuck with it.
Go back.
Not bad, kid.
I can kind of dribble.
All this for the bench.
That's my only tech.
It's the only guy I know in the Ronaldo champ.
You know the Ronaldo champ or not?
No, my set.
Like this.
I don't know what that was like something I don't even know what I saw
Where they going?
You gotta hit that.
You can't be able to hit that.
He's the good guy with you.
Oh shit.
I like that when you plant your front foot and then you go behind it.
I was sure.
How was your endurance?
I'm gonna try to lob it to you.
Alright.
OK, my bad.
My bad.
I
Want to score bro. I have a good chance of scoring. Yes, extra she chapter. We've got a good chance tomorrow, bro
Come on, this might be the dynamic door
Oh, there we go.
Run in the floor.
Hey.
Fuck, I don't know what drill this is, but fuck.
Hey.
Smell the bad drill.
Hey.
There it is.
Hey.
That's not bad, kid.
Not bad.
We're not looking through shabby.
I want to get in the goal.
In it?
No, but in the bot in the goal.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Top right bins.
There, G.
Nice!
Oh!
Rousers, Rousers!
Very good!
Left footed, yo sketch, you gotta save that, bruv!
I got next, I got next!
Lean forward, don't lean back!
Lean forward, lean forward, lean forward!
He's got his, come on!
Here you go!
Ah! I did it!
I did that!
Alright, guys, go ahead!
left. That's unsavable.
Ooh!
Go ahead Ron, let me see.
That's the toe, the straight toe though.
You want a toe shot or you want a real shot?
I want a real shot.
Oh no, that ain't straight.
Except in the worst goalie.
Fuck!
I know.
I was warming up, I was warming up!
Alright, let's go, let's see what you've got.
Fuck this down, Ron!
Johnny, it's gotta get touched in there.
Let's do this as well, yeah?
Let's do this as well.
Bro, you ain't got nothing to look at, bro.
Let me have a look.
Oh!
Dude, I'm just gonna make a move.
Uh, he stole it from me.
He's got it stolen, bro.
You've got to look, son.
Let's get it down here.
He stole it.
I've already beat it, but I'm just gonna get it down here.
Right, got him!
So, I'm gonna need a little bit of space by this side.
Come on, let's see, man.
Oh
They clearly scored them red teams I look at you out out here
Pull him, that's it.
Are you next?
No, we're just doing that.
Oh, we got an extra channel.
Yeah, you're too short.
All right, we're doing it.
Case on short, OK?
Oh, my God.
No, you're good.
All right.
Back, back, it's not going down the way.
We're doing this?
We got a bachelor.
I got it.
Why are you, why are your shoes on top, bro?
Why are your shoes on top?
We got to stop.
So you trying to be swag or something?
OK.
OK, so why are you doing that?
Swag, bro.
He got a shoe on legs
You kind of move around with the bar though, so you know I mean
It's like when I mean bro. Oh, he does not matter. I'll give it to my teammate though
How do you do a slide tackle?
Slide?
It's a tackle.
Oh, you gotta go for the ball.
I know.
I'm going like this.
I need my knee braces.
Boys, you wanna head down there?
I'm gonna start training in a sec.
Are you stretched?
Yeah.
It's gonna be a good half day today.
I'm gonna get it, bro.
You blew up when it...
What's up, bro?
Where have you been?
I'm working.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready, bro.
More than ready.
Good, man.
How you doing, Jim?
I'm good.
I've been working.
I've been running.
Right now, I'm ready to score tomorrow.
Let's do it.
Let's see.
Love you.
Love you too.
The minimum?
Five, yeah.
I think they're nice, bro.
I was just saying to the sky.
You want to see a signature?
Wait, let me see.
Oh, you didn't give up.
I'm the defender.
I'm going to give it to you.
What's your opinion right now?
Yeah, you got it. Come on. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Come on.
He knocked back himself. He knocked back himself.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on, you got it. You got it.
No, you're doing a bunch of nothing.
You're doing it once!
Why are you doing this?
We're now on top.
I'm not fast. I'm neat.
You seem fast. I'm neat.
Just tap it and run.
Tap it, and you're gone!
You know what? If you do that,
honestly, you're gonna get tired, but if there's no one in the space and you just tap and run,
I don't know if you got a little bit of this now.
Oh yeah, so anyone comes in.
You see?
Yeah, I see it.
Come on.
You gotta hit them on one of these.
Just stick off.
What's up, bud?
What is this fucking beard?
Got a mustache?
What is that?
Okay, so it runs in my face.
I'm ass.
I just gotta hit it in, man.
Just gotta hit it in, man.
What?
I'm just trying to get it going.
Mostly in the guitar one.
Yeah.
Mostly in the guitar one, Dex just come out of his stomach like this.
We got Dumb and Dumber over here.
He's tripping chest up.
Tiny step further.
So you're here.
Just remind me of practice. He couldn't hit a shot to save his life.
Back.
And follow your foot. Like, do this.
Pretty toe touch.
What's wrong with you?
Is that what you're saying?
You say you got a pull, right?
No.
You say you got a pull?
If I'm better or not?
I don't have a pull.
No pool, man.
It's off target.
I was going to just go in.
That was almost top end, though.
Literally, like, we're still doing this.
Okay?
Yeah.
Go ahead one more time.
So literally just, like...
He makes it look so easy, dude.
No, no, no, no, no, no, stop.
The foot is like this.
This!
Whatever you just did!
This!
What the fuck?
So...
Oh that's better than yours?
No it wasn't.
Like this?
Fine.
Try to do that.
Now or bro?
Yeah exactly.
Got it.
But not like this.
Close!
Got it, got it.
Okay?
Ow!
You better get into the hole.
Yeah I'm trying!
Stop!
Look!
Head!
Okay.
Come on, look at you.
Better than last year?
Not bad, bro.
Bro, better than last year, though.
Last year, ass.
You're kicking the ground.
You're tired.
Mid.
Goal!
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Thank you, thank you so much.
I improved way more than last year.
Let's go.
We're out there.
I think I saw everything in one go. That was really good.
I mean, a whole training session there.
You know? I'm proud of you, man. You're looking good today.
Did it trim? I've been watching you do push-ups on training, shit.
I saw that. I saw that one clip.
That's the only thing I could do.
But football is a close second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, that workshop was wonderful.
I'm very proud of you. You've come a long way.
At least give me some playtime.
Trust me. With what I'm seeing today...
I'm taking a picture of the bench.
That was a miss click the one next to it was used by Photoshop you score
That was that was the third one
What do I gotta do
Do the coastal
You're gonna see it. I've had a streak of bad luck. Tomorrow's my shit to give up.
You're a piece of shit, man.
Plan with your left? Do not use your toe!
No, no, no, no, no!
Stop shooting at him!
God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God.
Do not use your toe ever.
Come on, Ron!
Don't use your toe!
Nice, nice, nice!
Now that hit, now that hit!
It didn't work!
It had no power.
I was like, I'm just gonna try and save it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll try to save it.
Let me go one more.
Let's get you, let's try to save it.
ORA, ORA.
Fucking mad.
This doesn't affect me mad at the back.
Defending mad at the back.
Let's see something.
Alright, let's see something.
Take out over here.
Kill that ball.
Cross-torn!
That was pretty good.
That was good.
Okay, okay.
Lacey, keep going, bro.
I got more.
That's so good.
All of you.
You're not playing goalie, right?
No, no, no, I'm gonna be a striker.
I'm talented.
Just come to the score.
Just bury it.
Just bury it where it left right now.
Look, he's moving back and forth.
Just trying to get in the hole.
He's moving back and forth, just trying to get in the hole.
This is his shit, though.
Look.
I am the next.
Literally, he's done.
I'm the next.
Spears, I'm a dude.
I'm the next.
So why did I go up?
Why did I go up?
Because you got under it.
If you're under the ball and golf what happens it goes up goes up if you're over the ball, what happens
You want to find that taping medium?
He's kind of a good coach
Let's see another one. They see the fuck up. Watch this crossbar. We don't want to
Stop walking!
I mean he's saving out the master.
Wait, let me get a ball sketch?
So I gotta find out how he's gonna do it.
I'm gonna let out stuff, bro.
Rock can hit crossbar.
I don't think any of us are taking his penalty, Jim.
Happy meeting you. You don't wanna chip it.
You don't wanna hit over it. Happy meeting you.
Right in the middle.
Oh my god. That was good.
save me the flip shot
I'm saving that
I'll get one
I can do the wall
oh my god
I lost it
oh that kinda hurt my ankle
oh god I didn't have my ankle brace
oh my god
I'm too stiff
wanna jump around
I feel like in my head
Oh
But we gave out that the third day
No, that's heavy troll.
Can we get X in the goal?
Yeah, X gets some reps in there, man.
Yeah, let me see what you do.
I'm gonna go up to the goal.
Where's the X kick?
This is the person I gotta score against, Jack.
Oh, the ball? Let's see the penalty kick from X to C, man.
Penalty kick from X to C, man.
Are you playing on your gloves?
Wait, yeah, yeah, you don't need your gloves for this.
I need it for a penalty kick.
I need to swim through the air like this.
Come on, X-bomber!
He did the thing!
Want me to go? Try to save one, bro.
He almost saved it, bro.
He's a good goalie. He's a pretty good goalie.
Who's X, bro?
Oh shit shit.
Oh, how do you make this?
What the fuck?
I didn't realize.
Hey, y'all got room for one more?
Two more.
You're in the middle. Don't fear the middle.
Fuck you in the middle.
What?
What the fuck?
The bitch's more face.
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Go!
Thank you!
Go!
Go on, boys, win it, win it, win it, please.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Five, four, three, two, one, go!
Go on, boys, win it, win it, win it, please.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh, JJ!
Don't let them win it, last one.
All right, you can figure it out.
It's best on the right.
Last one, don't let them win it.
Don't let them win it, keep moving.
Oh, that's it!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Oh, that's it!
Look at it!
You think you're leaving?
12, 13, 14, 15!
No!
Why are they leaving us?
We're still out. We're not doing the drone anymore.
Jason, we've already discussed this before, and Chaz has said something quite controversial.
And I know we asked you before, but I just want to get a confirmation.
What is your favourite food?
Fodapia.
Fodapia, which is a dish that contains what?
Nuduks.
Thank you very much mate.
That's all we need.
What's your favourite dish?
Fodapia.
What's your favorite dish? Noodles.
No, what the fuck it's not.
It is, I see it.
What's up noodles?
Stir fry.
Fuck you.
Your piece of shit though.
I'm being honest, I'm being honest.
Your pubes are orange.
Oh alright, are we really going there?
Yeah, we're on there bro.
Listen, if you've got an opportunity to score, just remember,
I'm going to try my best to get you a goal mate.
I'm going to leave you a little bit of respect.
You know I'm sorry.
Thank you man.
Let's do it bro.
Tomorrow, it's going to be legendary.
I can't wait to be a legend.
It's gonna be legendary.
What's this, Jake?
Crossbar.
Go, go ahead.
Practice later tonight, Jake?
Crossbar, yeah?
Let's see it, let's see.
I'll do it, man.
I'll do it.
You're too content in that.
You how?
It's your child, brother.
What field is this?
Jones!
I want to test this.
Come on.
Come on, Brad.
Show them what you've got.
What is it?
Let's try it down in the goal.
Let's coach.
Back on the red half in the blue.
We'll know, John.
Yeah, that's right.
That's it.
That's it. I need one person on the blue. Can you stand on that?
Oh, you can do this.
Nice.
We're looking bad.
Fucking do this shit, bro.
Just like all two of us.
I know we got this.
We're gonna fucking kill these guys, man.
We're gonna kill them, bro.
Here you go, guys. It's simple.
Start off, please.
Nice and simple.
Nice and simple lad, she's going to be one black card.
Anyone fucks up this drill!
20 burpees each!
What are you doing there?
Okay, I think I'll go up there.
I'm going to start here because Rob is pretty tough.
I don't know, wait, repeat, please, sorry coach.
We're going to sprint in, we're going to go through, we're going to play a pass in.
One side, one side, and then once you've done that, you're safe.
I don't know what to do.
You did this in your tiktok, bro, or not your tiktok.
And the double tap, bro, that's new to me.
We're still talking about football.
Oh, against each other.
Oh, I love this.
Oh, you'll make the choice.
Yeah.
Last.
Alright.
Last.
Last?
Yeah.
Can we go to Asia?
I would love to.
Ready?
Hey!
That's it!
Yeah, good, good.
That's it.
Everyone next to the goal!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm going to get straight to the front.
I'm sorry.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Get in, get in!
Come on, come on.
Get in!
Hey, good 20.
Good, good.
Good play.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We want a headshot.
Yes, JJ.
Just one more down.
Yes, go, go, go.
We look like LaMini mom or Fina.
Yeah, victory, man.
We're gonna win.
Yes!
Let's take back the score.
Oh, God.
We lost, that bad, eh?
We're gonna go this time round, have to go to the side, and you go to the side.
Stop fucking looking at me.
Keep missing what things said after you're doing some dumb shit.
How would you like that?
Come there, bro.
I don't know how to do the slide. I look like a fucking fish in there.
Not bad. Not bad?
Yeah, Chas said not bad, bro.
Shit, bro.
I'm playing for a starting position, bro.
I need that.
Done!
Let's go, Skrnage!
Fuckin' shit, bro!
I don't need your advice.
I can't wait, bro. What's the last time you boxed?
Uh, it's been about a year.
Oh, I'ma fuck you up.
I didn't hear it, bro. Fuck.
Hey! Backwards over the top!
Just do whatever
I'm not doing it too bad. I feel like I'm not the worst player here, but that's what matters
Yeah, they said you got way better only one guy said that though
Need that soon coach
Tell me what Jason, you go over there and then we'll carry on with the rest of these girls.
I think we're just gonna kill you.
Except for drinks.
Ah!
Sorry.
That's just a swim sometimes.
Fuck!
Ah, yes we go for drinks.
No!
It's for winners!
You understand?
No drinking right now!
What?
Shit!
No, we didn't.
We didn't.
We won.
Did we win this fucking match?
Yeah.
Yeah, we did.
We just won.
We didn't.
I don't know, bro.
This is like cartwheelable gas.
What'd you think?
Okay, Chastain, push-up fade against KSI.
That was a good shot for it there.
Wait, this is not water.
I think the boat was in the boat.
Oh, yeah, good idea.
Yo, KSI!
I just want to push-up thing bro. What? I want to be one push-ups. Right now? Yes. Let's do it bro.
You know my record? I beat speed. Oh for real? Yeah. How many? I don't know.
Alright Chris, when I say down, you go down and I say I'll go up, okay?
Ready?
One, two, three!
Down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
Oh
Who won it who won it who won it
I can do that. I don't think that's that hard. How many push-ups did you do? Not that much
That's what I do bro.
What are you doing?
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck you.
You suck bro.
You're doing fucking push-up contest.
Let me sit real quick.
20 years old versus 32.
Here go the excuses already man.
I'm 21.
Alright.
Let's go man.
What you want next you want next?
All right actually.
Let me get my seminar back okay.
It can't lose I'll be bad luck for me.
This is the only thing I got going for you.
Jason quick post game interview after defeating KSI.
I mean that was easy.
That might be the easiest one.
Easiest one yet?
Yeah I think we barely did 20 push ups.
Congrats. Thank you, bro.
Let's say we're coach.
Wait, what's this for a coach?
Muddy.
Little tired.
You got a good chest.
I'll throw you a glove though.
19th, we'll see you, bro.
How many did we do?
I think we barely did 20.
I think I'm around 20
What's this you're so light how much you wave I want one 60. Yeah one 60
Well, thank you, though. Well, that's like
Seventy-seven. Oh, I'm seven. I'm since you
I'm like
Yeah
Fucking hell, dude! Jesus Christ!
I got a little belly!
Bro, you just be chiseled! What happened?
I stopped boxing, bro!
Now eating good!
That's a life though, bro!
It's bad this way!
How many rounds do you do?
I was thinking 10.
Yeah, we do, sir.
So what? 3 minute rounds?
3 minute 10 rounds? Yeah, let's do it.
I don't think you can hang anymore.
10 rounds, bro!
Yeah, I'm pretty fit!
You sure?
You won always well, I did did a half mouth in like two weeks. Oh, it's mom
I'm doing a gear. He's not doing a good. Yeah, but if I hit you hard, bro, like
Don't fucking go blush. I read eyes on me. Okay. You can hit me as hard as you want. I'll give you I'll give you a free shot
Pretty sure just
All right, we go one for you once
Let's go!
We love it!
For me it's round bro, please.
Go on!
Woo!
What the hell is this dude?
What's going on?
Hey!
What the hell is this?
What's going on?
What the hell is this?
Let's go George!
George, you're ahead!
Yeah George, tell me how to tap this!
Woo!
Oh!
Oh, you can't say!
Please, that's to the speed!
Oh, oh!
Oh!
That's it!
Please!
You can't do it!
We know it!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh yeah!
Let's go!
Oh, Mr. Who's the boss?
You've gotta make sure!
Come on, ax!
Go, Alex!
Go on!
Go on next!
Go, go!
Come on, run!
Oh my god, run!
Oh!
Oh, I tried!
Yeah!
You shut!
Oh!
The dance will else for you.
Fuck. I know exactly what the clip was doing before that was out in the edit.
Oh yeah!
No, Shilada!
You're in a pit!
Fuck him!
I'm no judge! I'm no judge!
Come on!
Come on, baby. Let's go!
I want in there, bro.
What was this?
You are a cheat!
Come on, Chief!
I know this play!
Fuck him!
He's in!
Come on!
Woo!
Oh my God!
It's a game!
Oh my God!
He's nice, bro.
He's nice!
We're going to be doing 3D trees.
Yeah, how about bar?
We're adding trees to the bar.
We're going to be 3D trees because we're in any bar.
I understand.
2-2 angle.
Let's get into this.
Yeah, 2-2 to Swart.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
3D trees.
That's what I'm saying.
Why?
Come on in.
You don't want it.
I want it.
Turn your back, man.
No, no, no.
Just go.
That's interesting.
What is that?
Now, go off, now, go off.
Oh, yeah, Jack.
Nice shot, Luis.
There's a lot of money.
Nice shot, Luis.
For what?
It's funny.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh.
OK, let's do two, though.
This is it?
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
And let's clap out.
Come on, Jason. Let's see it.
Oh, my God!
Hey, bro!
Come on, man!
Come on, bro!
Finish him!
Come on, Jason.
Let's see it.
Oh, my God!
Hey, stay away!
Go, go, go!
Shit!
Go, go, go!
Get in the base!
I need you there, bro!
That's not bad, bro.
Here goes soon.
Thanks, man.
I'm playing!
Oh, my God!
Come on!
Touch your team, mate.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Come on.
Not bad, man.
All right, I'll get in there.
You got it?
Oh, you can't.
Nice little tee today.
Nice little 14.
Hey, what?
It's got to be a red card.
You got it?
Red card.
Oh!
No one's doing that on me though.
Who's that? Get in there.
I'm on next.
Let's go!
Oh
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, Jesus
Oh
He's not doing nothing with that gun!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hey, that's not going to go on! You suck, man!
Get your ass on the bench, bro!
Fuck you!
He's lying in our branches.
I'm gonna get the fans.
Get your hands off me.
Whoa!
You're just coming in.
Oh!
Holy shit!
Come on!
You're a baby!
Go, keep going!
Go!
Come on!
Oh, good job!
That's the way to go!
Not bad, bro. Good deal.
Come on, bro.
I've got you, bro.
Come and get me.
Come on, Hornets.
Come on, run! Be aggressive!
Yep, behind you!
One left, run!
Run, run, run!
Wait, wait!
Run, run, run!
Let's go, let's go!
Run, run!
Run, run, run!
Take him, bruv! All the way, bruv!
Now this can't stop me!
Run, run!
I want to hit!
Run, run, run!
He's got a kick!
Nice!
No!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Keep going!
Oh, no!
Run, run, run!
Oh, what?
Ah!
I said!
Ah!
Knowledge engine!
Hey, you know me?
I'll do that again.
I feel like someone's squeezing your balls, but mentally.
Have you ever had your balls squeezed?
Actually, yeah.
How about you?
Yeah.
I've got to do it some more time.
That's good.
Yeah, really hard.
I was like, yeah.
No.
I'm not a good man.
Go for it, bro.
No, no, it's time to start.
No, no, no, go for it.
Yes!
Come here, come here!
Oh!
No, he was just...
I got injured!
It's a little cold, bro!
OK.
On your left, Chas.
Let it go!
Get the fuck out of here!
I'm getting ticked!
That's not me!
Get the fuck up!
First kill, first kill man.
You down bench, buddy?
I'm starting with you.
Well, let's see your bench.
Now sit down.
Now sit down properly.
that's pretty good no no no this is great for the bench no you're pretty good at it
these guys shows bro this guy shows my shooting skills
That's five minutes before the camera is back.
He's very sturdy about me.
Don't fucking put me in.
That's the best five.
What did you say?
It's a very hard challenge.
I'm not for the challenge.
It's not that easy.
We've got to hit this ball.
So you've got to come here.
Hit this ball, hit that ball.
Can I get...
Can I get a tool?
You got a lock in for this one?
So you're just gonna stand in the goal?
And all of you guys put the ball down
when you put the ball down on the point, will you?
You wanna come over?
Yes, mate!
You stand up. Super tight.
We don't need fire!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's our fit?
I'm gonna get someone to put the ball down first.
Wait, wait, wait, they're kicking at us?
No, no, no, no. We kick at the ball.
Oh lord.
I feel like he's kicking it!
Oh shit.
They got it. I'm retired now. Let's play football
Okay, I'm a nice board game
Instead of speed you guys got run
Same time
I was here.
Yeah, I think.
Fine.
I was gonna hit you.
One more time.
But on the count of three, you're both gonna hit at the same time, yeah?
Oh my god.
I understand.
Is it the faster hits it?
No.
So the girls in the comments are gonna guess who hit the bull.
Oh!
So it has to be kind of, yeah, yeah.
I get it.
Ferditos.
Tic-tac.
Ferditos.
Do you want to get?
Yeah, chance it's you.
Can you beat me?
No.
So they can stay on the line.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, that's what I didn't realise. Just smash it, yeah.
Yeah, it's the ball challenge.
Three, two, one.
Oh, good!
Oh!
Oh, it was a change.
How was it, brother?
Who did it, Jack? Who hit the ball, Jack?
Oh!
That's why I specialise, bro.
Nah, he's on the sideline chat.
Alright, boys.
Keep check.
You all believe me?
I'mma change the battery while you think about it, okay?
Alright.
Make a mo-
F***!
Oh f***!
You're ass!
What happened?
You suck!
Yeah, well, wait till the time I call.
What happened to you, bro?
You're a little boy in a man's world.
And I wanna play with little boys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not.
I said the reference.
From worst to one of the worst.
Alright!
And I want to play with little boys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
From worst to one of the worst.
Scans! Scans!
Scans!
Come on.
No, Chad.
Nothing we approved from last year?
Yes, bro.
Rise.
That's an honest question.
I feel good.
I feel great.
I feel like athletic.
Let's go.
What the hell is going on over here?
What the fuck, goat?
What the fuck?
Hey!
What the fuck?
Hey!
How does it look?
I don't know.
The goat is just a little grim.
He could never tell us though, he wouldn't know that again.
What's your fucking mouth, tell us.
Hey, get Dustin back!
I don't know what you mean.
Am I starting?
What can I do? What can I do?
I already asked to suck his cock.
Come on!
Oh, no, no, no.
Are you crazy? I would not play a defense.
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
He didn't get that.
Oh, baby.
Why do we still have this off?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's so boring.
You didn't see that one.
Come on, next.
Yes.
Carre!
You really got this off.
We did this drill.
You want to see everything?
Yes.
Right before you leave, I'm going to grab you and Harry.
Oh, I'm back.
Yeah?
Come on, come on, let's go back five.
See how we get on.
Back it up, back it up.
It's me and go back.
It's kind of getting far.
It's me and go back.
It's not there.
A little bit further.
Wait, why the bottle in the way?
It's not behind the greens.
It's so far.
I trust you.
Get this.
This is my sponsor, so don't do this.
Let's go.
You want to go up?
Oh, OK.
OK, OK.
JJ!
Nice.
Good one.
Come on, Jamie, see this.
What?
Bad shot.
Anyone fancy left foot?
My bad, my bad, my bad.
Yes!
Well, why don't you give him a soft ass touch, man?
All right.
Get my toe there.
Where did it go?
My toe there.
Woo!
How do you do power?
You've got a lot of mutual legs.
I can do it.
All right.
Good job.
Lucky, lucky.
Right out.
Good ball.
Now.
Go on this time, Max.
Let's go.
Yeah!
What a shot, man, what a shot.
That's nice.
George, tap in.
George, some laughing.
I've seen it though.
You got to put it on the floor.
Oh, it's because I have it.
Oh!
Oh, bro.
Come on.
Oh!
Keep it in the distance.
Come on.
I don't know what's happened since I turned around.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, we're snuffing it.
Go, Jace.
Wait, let's put it.
Oh, you can do it.
You can do it.
Go, Jace.
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, yeah. Go on.
Oh, I'm good!
Looking good, bro.
Are you lying to me?
No, I'm not. Your kick's actually a power to it now.
I just gotta get a little, just gotta get accuracy.
Yeah.
I got, I got the...
I got nothing.
Let's play through a little bit now.
Nothing
Oh, shut up, mate!
Sexy.
Yes, guys! Yes!
Let's see.
Let's go, Cary.
Yes, Cary.
No, it's not...
No.
Oh, alright, come on.
Yes.
The boss bomb!
I'm definitely a left-wing player, bro.
Holy shit.
Who's side looks better?
Right the other side.
I haven't been showing the other side.
Ready brother?
Oh, you're in short.
Oh, I'm way better on this side.
I bet you see me on the field boy.
I bet, I bet.
14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, I think that is 31,
There you go, that's a full 30 quidder.
Thank you very much mate.
20 for me, time as well.
There you go.
My name is Looch.
I love you.
I don't do money here, girl.
Wait, wait.
Take that.
Show him, kid.
What are you doing?
I'm going to set you one side.
Easy finish.
Oh my days!
Oh my god!
Alright, alright, that should be a rush of it.
Oh my god, that should be a rush of it.
You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it.
Yes
What the fuck
Over the ball!
Oh yes, boss!
Can you show me something cool?
Wow, he's got power!
It feels like dangling something that would be much, much better than that.
I can't do that.
That was good!
That was sectioned!
I like the passion when you're up here.
I'm just trying to get the team to laugh.
Oh, my God, bro.
Shot the lead.
That's my turn.
Nice!
Come on, Posh.
That was a nice kick, that was a nice kick.
The ball is the four of us.
Oh, my God.
You got to be kidding me.
Wait, what do we do?
Let me get that.
Go on.
You want to reach it?
One, two, three.
Oh, my God.
I'll do that.
Oh, my God.
Nice!
Let's go!
Yes!
Oh yeah!
I haven't got power!
That was good!
No one's going to do this!
Come on, go, bro!
Come on, come on!
Oh!
Run out of balls!
Out of balls!
What are they saying?
Hey!
That was scary!
Come on, I'm really careful.
If you want to have a go on this.
It's called football, not soccer.
What is this drill?
That look good though
Fuck me!
Hey! Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck you!
We do it on the ground!
You wanna have a touch?
I like it. I'll touch.
Yeah, who's next?
Georgie!
Who's next?
He's 80!
I got next, I got next!
I can't follow that one.
Finish!
Oh yeah!
That's kind of a mixy now.
I mean the guys who've been playing this for 20 years can't even do this.
You got a leg on you.
I'm going to try one, why not?
Bang, bang, bang.
Nice.
Yeah, Eddie.
Oh, shit.
Rob, go on.
Go on, go on.
Get your body behind.
Yeah!
Go on, go on.
They have me.
I can't get him down.
Yeah, look, you face the ball.
Where were you?
Freeze it.
Wait till you're in, do you want me to build that?
No, I gotta start it.
You're next.
Is he saying if I make this, I'm sorry?
If you make me beg, there's a lot of stuff.
I'm gonna go for it.
I need this, I need this.
There you go.
He's got some points.
Whoa, yeah, there's five points.
James, one more.
Oh, he stole it!
Hit tackle!
Finish!
Go on, sketch!
Get him, sketch!
Yeah!
Yay!
Run it from the keeper!
Go on, sketch!
Go on, good, sketch!
Well, you're really fucking out, Mat.
Football!
Football, mate.
I was told, I was told.
Come on, come on.
Sweddegad.
I was kindred.
I'm gonna help you.
You gotta go get me.
You can't dribble it.
You have to hit it.
That's it, we, though.
We just go too much.
How, we?
We.
This kick is, you know, just...
We just go too much, how are we?
This kick is...
Not bad at all!
This is for starting position, please.
That's the one.
Lock him, man. Lock him.
Come on, though.
JB, JB.
Last one, Wayne.
What the hell?
Who's that? Who's that?
Sketch is ready, bro.
Finish!
It's a volley!
Yes! Let's go, Sketch!
Let's go, Sketch!
Well boys, we're going to go into about a two tap challenge now so we need half of you over here, half of you over behind the goal, we're going to ping it out one tuck and then we're going to try and finish.
I'll ping it first.
Yeah, if you need to play passes, so football's over there for us.
This is a good though bro.
I think it helps with you man, try other things.
Yes, the more you bounce out the bigger you can.
Alright, try it.
It's so good.
What's up?
Are you already tired?
No, I missed the goal.
Bro, you missed a lot of goals.
What's wrong?
They got us doing volleys.
Yeah bro, you got us.
We're not doing that in game.
Well, the ball's gonna be in the air at some points.
Yeah, but no one's hitting a fucking volley.
Where'd you get these coaches?
I didn't ask people.
You look good though.
You know what? I've been shitting on you beforehand.
Did I ask?
Did I ask bro?
I'm just being me. Yeah, no, bro, no troll.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm doing what I said.
Can you tell a question?
It's not going to matter.
As soon as you get on that pitch, all your technique is going out the window.
What makes you say that?
Just how it goes, man.
You're going to be, what, five minutes in and you'll be like, I'm tired.
That's not true. I'm trying to have her sing with it.
She don't matter.
Football fitness is very different.
It's the same thing as boxing.
It's similar.
Right or wrong.
Either way, you gotta breathe.
I'm gonna look that ass.
I'm about to suicide shot, yo.
Shall I suicide shot?
No they don't want you, no one wants you...
Oh you got a carry...
What do you have on me bro?
I'm here by Angkulam.
The fuck is in my kids?
We're not cool.
now don't well I saw a video of stream is being sus
bro you are you a hella sus you don't hella mad
says you says you I've seen you grab two big-ass air cocky
cocky
what yeah go ahead
Watch this. Watch this.
Crossbar.
Yeah, good, good time.
Lemme do this thing.
Watch crossbar.
He still stuck two air cocks.
I've seen that shit.
I've seen you squat on dick.
That doesn't even sound like me.
That ain't even sound like me, bro.
Hey, what is that doing over there?
I don't know, clue.
Or passing.
Passing?
You only need to pass or you want to be the kicker?
Kicker!
Oh!
What's up with that?
Fuck dude.
What?
Oh, I'm getting nervous about you.
Your sexual energy is just...
What are you talking about, bro?
Your nipples are hard.
They poke it through two shirts.
Yeah.
What does that poke it?
No!
Really?
I think something's...
I'm trying to tell them...
No!
...things, boy.
Get out of here.
Get out.
Oh my goodness.
There you go.
Now back in.
Oh, brah.
I don't think we're going to be wrong.
Now here.
Oh boy.
What the fuck?
Okay, Jason.
Go, brah.
Okay, guys.
Thank you.
Okay, Jason.
I can bat that how many 100 fucking asshole yeah
fucking she's a fucking prick stand up fucking twat not bad yeah he supports
Tottenham Hotspur. Yeah, oh my god, bro. After Sun left, the fuck is that?
Is he your favorite player? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Behind Bruno Fernandez,
because I'm the United Telegram. Oh my god. Why? I should have killed him.
Yeah.
Come on, I'm sorry to go.
Oh, yeah!
Yes, catch!
I got a pass.
what the f***
I'm doing good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Boxing event.
Yeah?
You like it?
Yeah.
Fucking motor.
You see what it did in the Spanish community?
Let me get back.
Even though I'm not Spanish.
You feeling good?
Yeah.
Yeah? We are going to win?
What?
We are going to win?
We are going to win!
And we're going to hold the trophy like this, together.
Okay.
La Minha Maw or Raphinha?
For me, La Minha.
Oh?
For me, La Minha Maw.
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
La Minha Maw?
La Minha Maw.
Is better than Raphinha?
Raphinha, yeah.
Is better than Mbappe?
Uh, yeah.
I think arguably La Minha Maw is the best player in the world right now.
Maybe, yes. Maybe, yes.
Mm-hmm.
But Barcelona, they just got eliminated, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My athletic ability is true.
You prefer Barcelona or Ramon?
Uh, Barcelona.
I'm a man United States.
Oh.
What do you mean?
Uh, uh, you are fucking.
Let's say United States.
Next year, next year, next year.
Next year, next year.
Next year.
Let's see how far we can go.
That's good laps.
Very laps.
Woo!
penalties this is my specialty
I bet you're banging the pen
I'm banging I'm banging I'm banging
I know you just
I'll look at your phone
shit
I'll fuck your phone
You tickle everywhere now
Get out of my phone bro
What tickle does it do?
I
Stop
I'm not gonna practice
Why bro it's in a year
Go to Senate fuck Senate doing where Senate why it's in a year, bro
Let me hit one penalty. Let me hit one penalty.
And then I know, I gotta make one.
Team is in. Team is in. The Serie A. Messi is in.
Top to Messi. No one. No one.
How about you above that life, Chas?
Well, Messi is in the side of the bench.
translation, darling.
All right.
Look, if you were on about that, you kind of just jumped in on a deep convo.
You kind of just jumped in at the house.
Oh my god, that was not bad.
Here, blood tanker.
Jason, you got it.
Ventress?
Yeah, please, man.
So what is this boat?
Hold this.
It goes all the way tomorrow.
It will go either.
Tap it.
I need a hit one.
He's warming up, bro.
I'm warming up.
He's warming up.
I was looking nice at the beginning but I kind of just like...
Oh shit.
Shit, I knocked my phone to drop.
Jesus.
Put it up to my face.
Jim, show him what it's about.
Give him that angry chinch.
Oh.
Fight!
Stop fucking me, mate.
That's my bitch.
I'm not fucking you.
That is straight top right, boys.
That's a PSA turn.
Bend over, duck, get off me.
No faster!
Yes, get it!
Yay!
Love that, mate, love that.
Top right twice, mate.
Oh, no, Valage.
Oh, my God.
Top left.
He's a top right.
Valage, top three.
fuck yeah dude fuck yeah man fuck yeah
fuck yeah man hell yeah bruh
It's a redone
That was lazy
Yeah
Oh
You can see cinema
Why she got a kid on like she better play tomorrow, bro
That's your pissing silly plan mom. Oh my god. Let let me let me let me go up against in the book. Please
Please, please, please.
Brother, you got to train?
Yes, because training one day before
is actually gonna refine my skills
to the point where I turn into a little binaural.
You're gonna mess this up.
I'm not gonna mess this up.
What?
You just need to fucking pull this thing out of your face.
What do you mean?
I don't do it better than you.
Huh?
I hear I'm doing better than you.
Hell, no, you're not doing better than me.
I'm pretty good.
I'm talking about you better than you and Ron.
Fuck no.
What's the worry one?
Right now.
I bet I bet I bet
What you can't my ball all right all right. All right, it's mad balls
You know me just fucking around I mean yeah, you've been fucking around
What do you mean?
We're showing you what's in my bag.
No, no, no.
Nothing in that bag, bro.
You got nothing in that bag.
I'm not going to do that this year.
I'm going to do this.
I'm out of there, bro.
I'm out of there.
Excited, I got it.
Okay, watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
Hi Senna.
Woo!
Where's your footprint?
What? What? What? What? What?
Give me a hand!
Let's take some pens.
Senna, I'm gonna teach you some skills in a second.
Thank you.
Senna!
What's your name?
Oh my life!
My teeth is not bad, bro.
Senna, they gave you a jersey?
Yeah, I'm the first girl to ever wear this jersey on the field. It's cool, right? Yeah, wait what clothes they gave you? Oh, I bought these oh
Wait turn around. Let's see that
It's the official jersey not the training one. Oh, oh shit
Can I say yes fire
So now we'll be more worse
So look you want bone first
Okay, look
No
You guys close no no no no no no no wait no not his eyes will win
Not what I was saying for some eyes are wide apart, but they are open
So look you pass to me I'll pass it back to you and then you see if it's okay
You didn't cramp up my center, bro
Fuck!
I'm trashed!
I'm fucking around, dude.
I'm fucking around!
You think I'm gonna try?
Alright, let's try it.
You wanna go again?
Here's a line.
It's tired.
I hit it out.
I hit it.
I'll hit it out.
Oh, shit!
I'm so lucky!
Get shit on!
I almost got you.
I put my----
SHIT!
David, you are lucky.
I put my fist on the floor.
SHIT!
Another one?
Yeah.
I'm a water.
Do you have a water, Jason?
Do you know where they are?
There.
Are you tired?
You deserve a water?
No, you're right. Also, when I put my fists up like this to block when you jump over me,
I would punch you right in the nuts. I went like this, but I didn't have a jump over me.
I didn't know you were gonna jump over me, idiot.
Oh, I could get back to you, right?
Oh, boy!
I almost had you done!
Aw, man.
I thought I could just hit it in.
I've watched him well.
Right?
Wait, come here.
What?
Come on.
Hey!
Whoa!
I feel like a beast against you.
It's over with.
Jesus.
If I would have had time.
Get the train.
Fucking shut up.
Woo.
Fuck yeah.
Ah!
What's that?
Right there!
You like that shit?
Oh fuck!
That's it!
Alright.
Again?
Again.
Ah.
Alright, again.
L-
L-Bully.
I fucking need this.
That's a pretty quick thing.
I'm- I'm-
Tokyo's producer, we're filming a video after training. Do you want to be in it?
Sure, sure!
Yeah!
You're good for it as well, yeah?
I believe in myself.
Thank you.
Bully?
Now, one more, silly.
You got a score.
Okay.
Hey, you don't want to see Bully?
Okay, I'm gonna end up making it.
You're like fucking tree. I have no tree.
I'm last!
This is your ball, okay?
Okay.
Oh
Are you f**king mad?
Sorry.
F**k.
You f**king guys.
Why do you have to turn?
Oh, she make me look like a minion mark, bro.
I got invited before you
That's the worst part we've ever seen in my life
Alright, let's go, that's your celebration
You miss huh, bro?
Wait, won't be won each other
Oh bro, I'm only here training, you're weird fucking around
What training? What training?
Never mind.
That was you! You could have got that!
I could have got that. I'm here, it's over there.
I could have got that.
You could have, bro.
I've never done that in my life.
No, that was nothing.
Control it, control it, control it.
Shinsendo, Schmack, Rush.
Shinji Kagawa.
I'll do it again.
Alright, ready?
Get that, get that, get that, get that.
Okay, okay.
Oh, bad, bro.
How do you do that?
It's a basic.
Relax, relax, relax.
How do it?
The ball is moving, you follow the pace of the ball and it's round.
No shit.
Yeah, pace of the ball.
Step. You don't even have to go around with both feet. You can just do one.
So I go step, then I step back and then I shift.
Yeah?
Just do one step over.
You didn't step over the ball for it.
I can't do it.
You did it the second time. Come back here now!
What's that?
Oh shit.
Hostel, hostel, hostel.
Alright, we're gonna do it with a stationary ball.
We're gonna do it around the ball.
Step inside and then push.
Yeah, so watch again. Stand here next to me.
And mimic me.
No, we'll do it for about a second.
So imagine the ball's here.
around it, step, push, yeah one more time, around, step, push, this is gonna come back
in line with this thing, around, step, push, around, step, push, around, step, push, yeah
Not bad, kid.
Not bad.
He's got him!
Fuck, you're sitting on Randolph, bro.
Ready?
Yeah.
Close your legs, mate.
I feel good, bro.
Close your legs, bro.
Watch.
I know how to play defense, bro.
Honestly, my defense is probably one of the top players.
High players.
Come on, D-Dots.
I suspect.
Don't try that, bro.
Huh?
Now we're going over here.
Pull up.
A D-Dots clip?
Stop, bro.
over here. Pull up.
Adidas clip? Stop, bro.
I want to try pedaling.
Oh, one to the side, man.
Top that.
No.
Is that your one?
No.
Is that your make-over spot?
Where do you want it?
Bottom right.
No, top right.
Top right.
I'm telling you where it's at.
Yes.
Oh, X.
X, you.
X, you son!
What the fuck?
You are fucking ass!
I'm gonna be honest.
X, X, X.
I don't say shit.
If I'm not, if I'm not in the penalty area and score, I'm a fucking piece of shit.
Piece of shit and I should have died.
Come on!
Get in there!
What's this?
I can get next?
Yeah, yeah, he got it, he got it.
Wait, what the f***?
Whoa!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Get out of here, bro!
Who is the toughest?
What football is, you know?
What football do I win?
So, for example, anybody?
Offside, bro.
Offside, bro is if the enemy converted is before...
If I'm right here, I'm offside, if I'm holding it, it's not good.
Where's the only place an outfield player can handball the ball?
Outfield player? Outside of the lines?
No.
Outside of the lines?
Sir, when you're in the box...
That's a true question, bro. I know how to play football.
This is easy.
When you're in the corner, when you're in the box, and you're holding it,
you handball it as an outfield player.
Oh
Is that true you cannot touch the ball
Brother when you are okay in the game watch and when we go go when you guys
I'm not a fucking idiot in my own brain, bro.
I'm trying to help you, man.
All right, okay.
What tackles are allowed in the box?
Um, every tackle that touches the ball.
No.
The only tackle which is allowed when there's no ball is the rugby tackle.
Shut the fuck up!
Ask the chat of the screen.
I'm not an idiot!
If you see me with the ball right here, do this one on me.
You think I'm an idiot?
What will happen if you do that?
Fuck your numbness.
You think I'm a knobhead?
What will happen?
No, you think I'm gonna help you?
I don't know why I'm even helping someone from the other team.
You don't know what you're talking about, bro.
I wish I'm paired up against you, I would dog you.
Alright, okay, in the box, we'll see what happens.
We'll go ahead and hit.
And then you pull out whatever you're talking about.
I wanna use your strap.
Yeah, and then I'll do this one and brush you off.
You're gonna get a bullet for you.
I'm putting you on the ground.
Make sure you...
AHHHHHH!
I'm tearing the ACL.
Listen, we'll see.
In the box, take me on.
I'll look for you on the phone.
We go ahead and hit.
We're gonna hit.
Someone's leaving on a stretcher.
Yeah, and it'll be you.
Nope.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'll do that in a little bit.
That's cool.
Thank you so much.
And then this is like English football,
and then this is like French football.
It's like in Bapé, Dembele.
My little bit in France is nothing, to be honest.
But dude, you're insane.
You didn't miss a single pump.
You didn't miss one.
Because I'm not going to do that to you.
Wait, who are you comparable to?
Like, fuck my life.
Ibrahimovic.
Get down.
Right.
Get down.
Oh my god.
On you?
Uh.
Just about to be a good shot.
Let me go.
Tell me how you feel.
I like this jersey.
Maybe he's not breathing on him since shit, bro.
I think he's um, lift your arm.
I don't stink, bro.
I don't stink.
So the catch is a thing?
Yeah.
Get in here, bro.
I don't stink.
Shit.
He's not even looking forward to it.
I want to see him.
What's that?
Watch my watch my goal
Your six-size shoes
How would I say that?
Oh, see.
Again?
Not bad, actually.
Not bad at all, OK?
As it is.
Right here, guys.
Come on, top right, Nick.
Come on.
Uh...
Oh!
That's it.
I keep trying, either with a toe or a side.
I pass you through.
Oh
How does X you see fall in slow mo
Who's kicking this X you see you're a bum
Come.
And we lost the ball.
That was lower though, it was lower.
And we lost the ball.
Ball, ball, ball, ball.
Ball, ball, ball.
Send us, send it you want.
Listen to this song.
Good luck, big girl.
That's your dead ass don't even like you know
Hey, this is gonna be tomorrow, I-
Let me see your top left bag.
Top left, top left bag.
No, let me know how.
Hey! Let's do it!
Okay.
You're-
How about it?
Alright, practice over.
I
Missed I literally made it fuck go rip a pack
Sinister like a pass this you need more power practice
It's two hours of practice, bro. And what sport do you practice for longer than two hours?
Coach, today's practice, what the f-
Let's go bro, let's go, I'm good to see you again bro.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, come on.
Stop, stop bringing the negative energy.
Oh, it's good to touch you.
Today's practice, what do you think?
You are the most improved player I've seen.
How about that?
genuinely. Last year, I'll be honest with you, it was disgraceful. This year you can
kick the ball, you can shoot the ball, you can pass the ball, you're actually capable
of playing football. So genuinely, you should be proud of yourself.
Okay, how many minutes am I going to get?
Stop asking me that question. You know what, every time, I've kept a counter on my phone,
right? I've got the footage, I'm going to go through the footage tonight and every single
time you ask me, I've got to you five minutes. Have you been practicing? Have you known the
warm up I told you
this was me waters that's not bro I'm not doing that but just get you get
practicing get well come on dude you have to be able to do everything I
will actually honestly I will on God if you put this off it go I will I will I
I will put my 100% on the field, off the field, it doesn't matter bro.
Thank you bro, that's what I wanted to hear.
Thank you bro.
Bro just, give me some time bro.
I need to get Adidas put tomorrow, I gotta get back.
Remember last year, I was on Adidas, most of you clipped.
Yeah, what was your flip?
You remember?
Adidas, that was such a forgettable performance in you.
I can't remember one thing you did.
You're fucking outro.
I had Adidas most late, most of you clipped.
What was it?
It was, uh, it included speed and cop.
Okay, so what was the clip?
I got scored on.
That's what I'm saying, like, I gotta run it back.
Don't give him a massage.
Don't fuck yourself.
Don't give him a massage.
And why don't you wrap your lips around this cockfire?
No, I'll do that around.
I'll do it to you if I get some place on.
I
Get that towel yo
Fandaware towel and water in my chat, bro. That ass that ass
What is this?
Isotonics?
Isocentric energy?
What is this?
Is this water?
Why does this feel squishy?
Isotonic energy gel.
Electrolytes.
Oh, electrolytes?
It better be liquidy.
Oh, the reason is electrolytes is an isotonic...
Oh, hell, what is isotonic?
What is isotonic?
Oh, that is disgusting.
What is isotonic?
Oh, that is disgusting.
Oh, this jelly.
My tongue is up my ass.
What's your mark?
What?
Hit me in water?
Shut up.
We're not doing this.
I'll bet.
I heard you put the thumbs up, right?
I'm sorry, I missed me.
I'm off the train.
Only YouTube voice.
Hold on, you Londonese Putin barred?
Not bad shots at all.
Talk to back, he's funny.
Oh yeah, sir.
Yeah, I'm out.
Yeah?
I want that penalty shot.
That's what you scored?
What position you plan, do you know yet?
That's right.
We're gonna warm up a bit.
Bench, right?
Yeah.
Don't be on events. Oh, I just can't get over. Yeah, bro. No
Dude he's mocking us bro, bro stop touching my head though. Hey, Jason. Do you think?
Right, I'm not doing that
I'm not doing the side profile
No, no, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna score some fucking goals
I can't even try to be taken seriously.
I'm not doing the rare ones.
Do it, do the f**kers.
Go on, go on.
Vazabar.
Haha!
That was almost there, that was almost there.
One more, we're almost there.
No, stop! I'm not doing it!
Look, bro, your guys' team f**king sucks, okay?
Period.
You're the best player in the tournament.
Other than that, it's shit, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
You guys have to f**king perform a miracle.
You're gonna try to get these guys to go?
Our team has clients.
Yeah, I'm not gonna fall, bro.
I trained, dude.
I think you're gonna be in for a big show.
Now, you do have this guy, which is a little bit of horror.
This guy's command of the match
probably hung over.
Probably will be high as well.
Guys, stop copping me out.
This is why we're in a charity match.
Did it hit?
No, joking.
This shit hit.
So what's your guys' heights?
I'll tell you.
No, like, seriously.
You're 5'7", you're 5'7".
You're like 6'1", 2".
6'2".
I'm 5'7".
I'll tell you.
Holy fuck, he's close.
He's close.
I'm 5'.
I can't be the same framist.
I'm 5'.
I can't be the same framist.
I can't.
I already see the black boys around my fucking ass.
God damn it!
No, no, no.
I'm like 5'10".
You're like 5'.
5'7".
Oh god.
Well, ah, it's on my driver's side. Okay
We just got black
Say wait
Is it a plan?
Sin in the match
You sort of spawned in there in the training
You're in the you're in the
You guys will be wearing it. What number are you like hit number?
14
Hesitated, bro
Oh my god, you went to the Sidemen shop right next to Wendley
Oh
It's a bull bar, but it's a bull.
It must know how fucking wide you are.
So fine.
You saw it.
Fine.
He's trying to frame.
No, I'm like 5'10".
Actually?
Yeah, yeah.
Trying to frame.
Here's a mouth.
Me.
You're trying to frame my mouth.
No, I'm trying to frame.
Everybody, this is cool.
This is cool.
Dude, so about your hymen stream, bro, did you enjoy that or not?
That was fucking nice.
after after how many hours where you can feed him?
um, I don't know, I don't know.
what?
did you drink that piss?
yeah, you had it pissed.
so is that real? did you actually drink it on purpose?
is it healthy enough?
it actually tastes a sweet.
what does it go on?
so if you have a day of no content just drink your piss.
no relax, I'm not gonna say it.
was it just yellow?
yeah, he said it was an orange.
it says it's orange.
oh my god.
and you were getting bit, yeah? you were getting bit?
I shouldn't have this far as a brother.
what?
you still have them?
I don't know how to get rid of them Chad. How do I get rid of them?
Holy fuck, bro.
That'd be a happy trail.
I mean, it'll go away someday, yeah?
I hope so, bro. I look just kind of ugly.
No, no, you're good, bro.
Thank you.
So how you feeling like for the match, though?
I'm feeling good, man. You know what I'm excited for?
I love you.
Have you played League?
I played League.
What?
What rank?
I peaked Plat 1.
Not like a sneaky, like you weren't like a sneaky.
Yeah, god damn bro. No, no, no, no like plot one is that pretty good at least
Isn't like top 20%
Tobishu?
Emote, emote off.
Every few seconds, you have to make an emote?
Oh, I want to see this.
That's good.
That's not even an emote. Take emote.
Only twitch emote?
No, no, no, no, no. Any emote, any reference.
That's fair, that's fair.
Ah.
No, I did that one.
I did it. You went like this.
You did it. I just did that.
I just did that.
We're a bunch of fucking twitch losers.
I'm not doing this.
You're cheating, got it.
Nice cheating.
What are you doing?
You know.
I like that one.
How's it going?
It's the first one.
Okay.
Oh, you son of a...
Oh.
Fuck.
How do you even go?
Okay.
Are you doing twitchy most or just emo?
Emo's nice.
Marani's good, bro.
Oh, you mean...
Oh, you're blushing.
Yeah, yeah.
What's your...
You can't watch this shit.
Yo, that's not an emo.
Yo that's not an emo.
It is.
It's short.
It's short?
Is that OK?
I cried.
I cried a little here.
Beautiful weather.
It's just so beautiful.
The gym is back, isn't it?
Yeah.
Three days of practice, and some runs.
Sorry, Jay, I know you're all live on stream
and there's no rules.
I need your predictions.
Predictions?
9, 6.
9 6 2 4 stars
Holy managers in my fucking chat
Don't be shoot! Don't you get a minute to get down here!
Dude, y'all are not my managers, man. God damn.
Sorry babe.
Yo, why that's a strict stop?
Most of the people in your video, are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're in it?
I'm in it.
I'm in it, I'm in it.
Boy, bruh! Boy!
We own your butt.
Oh my God.
Don't forget to wipe your ass.
We made you peasant moves, bro.
What time is it for y'all?
Isn't it like about 8am or so?
About 8am in Cupertino. That's crazy.
Chuck is the guy Chuck.
Oh Chuck, something like that.
Oh, hey Brad.
Is that right here?
Yeah, I think it's dinner at 7.
Right?
That's where it's at.
How you feeling after the party you've been in a Jim Bracketown
Trying bridge trying to lock back in what you got going on that shit how's practice you move I was on this
I you were NASA how'd it go? It was pretty decent right pretty decent
I think it was gonna be a good day. I didn't get injured. That's a plus. That's all it really matters
Yeah, so you got something to tank for tomorrow. It's not gonna be fun. It's not gonna be fun
I'm excited you were in it last year
Why do you just ruin my shirt up?
I just wanted to see if the eye jewelry was real.
That was crazy.
I want to see if it was real, bro.
If I, what, had fake abs?
Yes, man.
Why would I do that?
Holy shit.
You're the fuck?
I didn't do it for the Flock Queens, too.
Okay, yeah.
You got one on.
Come on, bro.
They needed something.
I don't even know what that is.
Yeah.
Shout to the Flock Queens.
Let's take one of that.
Sure.
Are you getting advanced for that, too?
I don't know.
I'm just...
Listen, whatever I got to do, I'm here to do that.
I just here at fun
What you here to have fun? No, no, I mean yes, but on a priority list. Yeah, that's in the part like
I see what you try to do there to try to make this you could get that off on here
How many keep your skin I got how many keep ups can I do I got anything?
infinite yeah if you can't do more than 10 in this one go and I give you
next laps 10 but can you do 10 no you need 10 no fucking 10 no wait no no no
I asked you first you know how hard 10 is he can't do 10
I
How many do you think for real though?
Ten.
Because you're ten.
Ten in a row.
Like straight.
Do I have to?
That's what you're meant to do, bro.
Go!
I try to clarify the rules.
So ten up and I can't let it hit the ground.
You can't let it hit the ground.
Ten around.
Yes.
Got it.
Alright.
Simple, bro.
Right?
You got this.
We got time too before Toby does this.
We got plenty of time.
Alright, man.
Hold on, hold on.
That was not easy.
Hold on.
Get inside.
I'm going to be nice.
Hold on.
Now, hold on.
We're doing something right now.
Are you guys just filming YouTube shorts and not training at all
and not taking three?
Right there.
I was on it.
I was between us both.
No listening.
Oh, that was three.
That was three.
Hold on.
It was just me.
This is your law show.
Gotcha, got you.
What is this?
It's time to do 10.
Hold on.
Get me.
Hold on.
That's it.
Stay left.
What?
Two.
Yo, a dad.
That was the best one.
No, he intercepted him.
You get one more.
One more in attack.
It looked like 10.
Hey, let me get one more, let me get one more.
I can do ten, bro.
I can do ten easy.
One, two, three.
Oh!
You're embarrassing him, bro.
Oh!
What?
What the hell?
Bend over!
I'm underneath!
It's a big stone!
Bend over!
No, so I can hit your neck?
Hey!
I'll take a neck.
No, I'll take one.
No, don't look down.
You're going to bend over?
You can't see my neck.
You can see my neck, right?
Have you done it before?
I'm just a bit of a dumbass.
Yeah, but you just hit their neck.
It's a neck.
No.
You got it.
It's up there.
No, it's like 10.
Okay, bro.
Yeah, that is.
Oh, God.
What the fuck that weak ass left?
Two fingers.
That's some pussy shit.
What the fuck?
All right, 10.
If I do 10, you get to punch me in my fucking stomach.
Liver shot.
Okay, so.
10 juggles?
Wait, Jesus.
I can't hit.
Hurt, though.
come on guys you can do 10 juggles easy brah
I'm gonna see you read that fan bro
I've never ran that fast in my life.
You put the jets on.
Put me on a wing, bro.
Help me shoot.
Shut the fuck up!
Watch out!
I'm out to two because everyone's going to expect it.
Yeah, a little cool down?
Yeah, a little cool down.
You take the liver shot or no?
No man.
Yeah, smart players.
I got an axe.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Oh, come on.
Why are you not staying on the floor?
Oh, good stuff.
I think, I honestly think you posted all these clips showing that you're so thick of football.
I knew it
You're gonna be ass, bro
What's going on?
Who's that double cock stuff you were doing?
What's going on?
Let's put money on it
Oh, who?
What?
Oh, who's gonna win?
Yeah
Okay, Grant
And they got a QC or QWID?
Now it's a trick trick
Okay, $1,000
$10,000
He's sexy
I don't know why you're doing that, bro.
It's a money on the line.
10,000 pounds.
That's like 13k USP.
Get my money.
What's that?
What is this?
So, get the bar muscles.
When 10K, you're back.
13,000, you quit.
13,000!
I'll get it on that right thing and I'll give it to you.
Is this one of those YouTube games, or is this one of those fake thumbnails?
So, why do you look like you're the game from the beginning?
You see that clip or what?
What's up?
Game facing!
Play life, please!
Okay, game face!
Shut the fuck up!
Are you serious?
Yes!
Yo, game face this!
Oh, yes, sir.
What? What?
What?
I'm not lying.
Good day, brother.
Nice, done, Boat.
Well done.
You did a mistake.
Closest to the record circle, Wings.
win.
Yes.
All right, bruv.
Send off. Send off. Yeah, go.
Send off. Send off.
Send off.
Thank God.
Close us to the red circle.
Okay, I'll get out.
Oh.
Don't leak it, L.
Leaker.
Yeah, the producer.
Yeah, the producer called.
Oh, you know what I mean.
They just mess up.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, hell no.
No, no, no.
Don't try.
I
Let me sit on camera
Fucking boulder hit me?
No.
That's top three.
Top three.
John, you being cranky or something?
Yeah.
Nobody listens.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ah!
What the fuck?
You should get out of here.
Oh, fuck off, man.
Oh, ladies, ladies.
Oh, wow.
Wow, really?
You're shaking me?
Keep going, Chad.
Let's keep racing, baby.
Keep going.
Here we go.
Come on, lay.
Hold on, ladies.
Oh, that's good.
Go!
That's good.
Please, please, please, please, please.
What?
No, I think you're winning.
That's not right.
Where he is, where he is!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
I don't want to get over here!
I'm very enduring just here, I'm at home with the retention!
All right, how are we going to see it?
I'm bad, I'm bad.
You go for it, bro.
Easy.
Oh, that's right!
That's right in there.
Oh my god!
Oh!
What?
Oh!
Hey!
That's Lee!
That's right, hey!
You!
Yes, sir!
That's right!
Where's Gingy out, you ass?
Oh!
Gingy, fucking kid!
Come on!
Oh, OK.
No, no, Nico's got it.
Nico's got it.
Oh, yeah?
Fuck, I'm up here.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm filming.
Fuck, I'm filming.
You're camera-lacing.
Oh, you were lower.
I got thrown in there.
Right on the edge.
No, I'm not.
I was just kidding.
Oh my god, we talked too much.
What?
Jack.
We talked too much.
Get out of here.
You want to go? You go.
I go next. I go next.
My doubt was running up.
I think there's some chicken right here.
Hey, boy, I'll go next.
Of course. Of course, bro.
Let's go with that.
Oh
the grass now
I'ma change man now
wait wait wait
that's in the middle
down is one of the bloods.
Come on, Jason.
Where's the ball?
Jason!
Fuck, I'll pat it on the Jason, though.
I'm gonna think this in.
I'm gonna bat.
I'll call me a good boy, I'm gonna be a bad fucking boy.
Man.
Bad.
Fuck.
I hope some spanky after that fucking nut list.
Oh
Jason I pan for you. I'm a bad boy spank me. You actually did. Yeah
I think we're both out I heard you're not panning enough I
Just pan I'm a bad boy, but do not slide me. I don't want you to sign me
He's like, no, please don't, please don't.
Sad death rate does not want that.
They don't want it for us?
You can take the camera.
I personally don't want to take the camera.
Sorry, sorry, here you go.
Give my camera strokes.
Hey, this is Cinefoss?
You want a stroke of this?
Oh my gosh.
Hey, don't do that to my channel.
No, they being naughty.
maybe naughty
stop being a bad boy
oh yeah hey
give me the camera
what the fuck
hey you're gonna wipe out the camera
let me wipe you out
man Clancy you're gonna get down
what are you gonna do
get that check
wipe that mouth
what the fuck
holy shit
They said thank you.
They just, they just, you just got, y'all just got stroked.
Oh, now they're asking you to do it at this one.
Okay, I can't do that one. You gotta be kidding me.
Hey, Lacey's chat.
Is this the nose? Is this the nose?
Why did you smack that?
You gotta get a better grip, bro.
You gotta give him jokes and apologize.
Okay, I can do it. I can do it.
Lazy thugs.
Oh, yeah!
What are you doing?
I had to handle it.
Holy shit.
Insane strokes.
I'm not gonna do it.
Holy shit!
You do it like that!
One more!
I'm sure there can't be any.
That's the turn, come on.
Oh, yeah!
Why did you do that?
I thought you did it.
Wait, wait, get down here.
That's me! That was me!
Who's on fire?
I'm definitely at it.
Who's on fire?
What the fuck is he doing?
What are you doing?
I don't get to put in the fucking editing.
Someone hit my head.
Why am I in the end of the screen?
You deadass look like Yugi.
You deadass look like Yugi from the back.
Oh my god.
I see him.
Maybe out
Was choking them a name smatter
M3, you want some strokes?
Hey!
What the fuck did we start?
No, no, he's not inside it.
What the fuck did we start?
Joe, he fully put his fucking thumb in your butt.
Hi bro, what's going on man?
I don't know, I need a batting chance.
You ready?
Ready to music?
Ready?
I'm entering, come here!
No, you're not.
That is the...
No, you're not.
What's going on?
I don't see this on your...
I saw your channel.
You just had to put the camera down there.
That was something I haven't seen before.
I haven't seen it for a long time.
I haven't seen that.
He did a crazy remix to that.
Matter of fact, I think Jyn's doing it.
Jyn?
Oh, yeah.
I'm not interested.
What the fuck?
Hey!
What the fuck?
Hey, Jyn, Jason.
How'd you like your lunch, please, Fred?
Just...
No, we didn't post in here.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
You're fine.
Oh, shit.
I'm trying to clean my legs!
You son of a fucking ginger bitch!
Oh my god, I got a ting again.
Come here, come here!
You just squirted on me that fucker, bro.
You fucking kidding me?
The fuck?
Where's the cameraman going?
The camera's over there.
Hey!
Get your ass over here!
What's wrong with you?
I want this. I want this. Come on.
I need this.
No, you can do that. It's over.
No, no, stop.
Come on. Come on. Come here.
Are you fucking...
Oh, he fell!
I got his ass.
He didn't even go back to the factory, I was cold.
Thanks bro.
Back you up.
Thank you.
Oi.
Oi, oi, oi.
Alright.
Okay now what bro?
Practice over now what bro?
How do you beat that?
Are we done?
What the f**k?
Are you guys gonna run?
No, you'll run.
We could do like a tourist ride.
We find like the palace, right?
And then we go to the big bang.
Bang, one down to that.
And then every bike to the end of.
So if you're looking around, it's like,
guys, how do we go on it?
Everyone having a different angle of view right now
Let's see how far the big Ben is
Oh, I'm probably seeing the exact distance
Why are you touching so much? You're still touching
Oh, three hours
Oh, it's only hour fifteen
Thank you
Hour fifteen
Bro, I cannot believe that you're getting a big deal out of that
Well, he was gonna forceful
a little bit for real.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my own charity.
Yo, thumbs-up drama real quick.
Do a ticket like yours, but not like...
All right, that's ready?
Yeah.
Honestly, bro...
Yo, honestly, dude, I think consumers
won't make enough money.
Hey, honestly, we gotta be more mainstream.
We gotta be...
I don't think it picked up, bro, fuck, man.
Okay, let's find the fuck
All you do is take it that's Bradley Martin
I got all the faceboys almost in his pvm, where's the VMA probably crashing party
What's a he's crack? He's crash is crazy shit. Wait, what?
He's crashing the party.
I know what it means.
He's crashing the party.
Don't worry about it.
He's going crazy.
You're such a vulnerable position.
Yeah, you're a vulnerable person.
For some reason, we don't like you guys.
Yo, that's scary.
I'm not kidding.
We could really just...
Yo, I cannot wait until you guys get fucking exposed by the Google Docs.
Okay
Coming soon all I gotta do is find the victims
What is the big thumbs who the victims?
I got cheated on your butt. Well, I'm from we have pearls over is
Yo true
He nutted yo
Yo, be honest, be honest, be honest.
What is more guilty if you cheat on somebody with it?
Is it, is it vitacy or, um, or clankacy?
Vitacy or vitacy?
Vitacy sounds like it's vitacy.
Vitacy is vitacy.
I imagine you're in this book like,
oh yeah, put that vitacy baby.
That just sounds way better.
Yeah, but what if you fuck a real clanker though?
What if you clank that fucking bot?
What?
Ewww!
She came out of his...
Because I just ate some bullshit.
I
Hate some like fucking bullshit fiber thing man. It's like it's like only wheat and corn
I spell run
I
Don't do that one. This is this is like wait. Where's everyone going? Is it in the practice over?
It might be over. It might be a dog. What the fuck is up dog?
You guys really like that
It doesn't get old does it?
But how old are you?
30
30 team?
30 team bro
Hey run, hey run, hey run
Hey bro, be nice to Tycoony, he's only 30, 14 years old
Yo
He's a young 30, 14 year old
He's a little taking his time, he's taking some time off the workout himself
Yeah bro
Tycoony's having one problem at the gym
What was the name of it? Oh yeah true
Wait, so are we done for today?
for today I think so bro wait I gotta be back there's a dinner in the house
bro oh I gotta get a tiktok in like I gotta get a tiktok in wait I need to
tell with George bro George go to Chattanooga brother London and everything is
an hour out I'm staying here hey I've been practicing this one I'm gonna hit
this one
Play the audio bitch.
Rock more.
I'm just gonna show you and me.
You're not Marley.
Bro this is the only UK one.
So, you totally have got to move back.
No mate, bro, you ruined the shoot.
Yeah, you ruined the video.
Bro!
That's just respectful, bro.
Very disrespectful.
Very respectful, in my opinion, I'll be honest.
Okay.
Why am I doing it straight, fully clear with that?
No!
Here you go!
I'll take that one.
Oh!
I'm out of here.
Hey!
Brutal, brutal, brutal!
I couldn't think of a plan for the box.
Where's my bag?
Am I in my bag?
Hello?
You have my bag?
I will get you your trainer's pocket.
Okay.
Oi! You! Stop what you're doing and listen up!
Hey Oz!
How's that for me?
Not bad.
You take your boots off.
Oh yeah, I had a bag as well.
I just wanted the kit back as well, I brought mine.
Yeah, yeah.
What's the name you gave him on?
Thank you.
You take your boots off and put them in there, then we'll get things to fly.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, got you in one second.
It's a big game, but do you understand I got a big game tomorrow. I'm playing at Wimbley fucking stadium boys
Wimbley Stadium
One of the one-bag boys
It's gonna be a legendary day tomorrow
You yes
Yes, it's gonna be a good ass day tomorrow
No, it wasn't here
Man, I might just do a solo.
Guaguan, I ain't seen Shorty in a minute.
She asked me if I'm calling, I said in it.
I mean.
You doing Marlon?
Marlon not doing it, bro.
You know why?
I'm not.
Why?
Because he want to preserve his TikTok border.
That's literally a real thing.
He made a TikTok with me?
No, he didn't.
He did.
Did I?
Yeah.
I swear to God.
I'm gonna do a George, bro.
In case I already did one with Kasey.
Yeah.
Just a hug.
Bye, man.
I'll do it.
I got a quick question.
I'm saying you're not being a different person.
Some people out there don't get me naps until tomorrow.
Why, why not?
You.
Of course, bro.
Summer's out.
I love summer.
I'm going to make a TikTok in them.
Yeah?
That's cool.
Aura fall.
Yeah.
Love one.
I just saw you in a minute.
How was training?
It was good.
I think I got good reps in.
I didn't get injured.
Last year, I didn't get injured.
What's chat saying?
Oh, I got big aura.
Big aura.
How did I get so much?
Yeah, everybody sent us.
I think it's when the sun comes out, it's like, I'm like,
You're a brother of a kind, you're a gang of energy, right, let's set you up.
I love so much.
So, we've got two pairs for you, but you've got to try on both pairs, and if they don't look good, you don't get to keep them.
We'll get you some different ones.
So, yeah, let's see.
See what, this is like a mystery loot box.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, these ones will be cold.
Oh, okay, these could be good.
I've had a few different ones that I actually want to try.
We're going to chat, decide which is the best.
Okay, that's like instant yes.
Yeah.
Instant yeah.
Instant, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
I kind of like this.
Yeah, I also want you to try it easy. I think you actually you can pull these up
Whoa also, well, there's better. There's better. They both
Yeah, which one
These ones they look good. I mean, I think these ones look better. Oh, yeah
Well, you can have both if you want. All right. There we go. He's it
Wait, do I need to keep the bars or can I just keep them?
You can just take the smaller case.
You don't have to do anything.
Thank you, bro.
Do you want the next one?
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you, boss.
I think you also have this one.
You got it?
I got mine.
Thank you.
Enjoy.
All right, bro.
I ain't seen shorty in a minute.
Bug one.
Oi, oi, oi.
I feel like I'm hiding in front of that one.
Basically what I'm going to do, I'm going to start now,
I'm going to go past you, just take a step forward into your opponent, and it's a face-off.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, you're good.
Okay, is that cool?
Now, let me go through.
I'll make a wide change.
I've got time for that.
No, yeah, you guys lose.
I'll lose, I'll lose.
I'll put up my opponent's a face-off.
Hey, hey, I'm here.
I'll say something.
I want to see what it's all about.
Oh, you want to see what it's all about?
I'm not gonna be able to do that.
It's gonna be nice to be able to see it.
I'm not gonna be able to see it.
I know you are.
You're ready.
Oh, we're gonna make this the wall.
Are we ready?
3, 2, 1, go!
Let's go take photos.
One, two, three.
Oh, I could have done it right there
You want to do it?
Yeah, I would go
Are you going to do it?
If you have a regular conversation, I'm just going to point at someone looking at you
So much time to get in there
I got to watch you
Oh, shit
Walk on, I see Sadi in a minute
Fuck you
I don't need to enter you
That's fine
I gotta learn how to fly
Boy, he's so vulnerable right now
In the morning when you come with the Vazel or your driver
I'm gonna put the scarf on
you're not involved why why are you here why are you following me everywhere I go
I was about to reveal information that shouldn't be revealed what what you want
why are you touching your nuts what's your question though what the
That was priceless, bro.
Yeah, that was priceless, bro.
Yeah, that was crazy.
That was crazy.
What the fuck?
How are you letting Lacey do that to you, bro?
If you don't put Lacey on a fucking ground.
You see how they got me though?
I-I got some.
No, no.
Oh.
Come on.
At least they ain't a pick-a-pitch in this biatch.
They got the guvvy on there.
Woo!
Feel me?
Wait a second.
Feel me?
They got you right.
Hold on.
They got me on.
Let me see it.
I got fitted too.
Keep this.
Ready?
Feel me?
Hold on.
Oh, shit.
Articamo?
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
Articamo?
Yeah, that's nice one.
Some know.
Get out of my butt now.
Some know.
I was gonna say that by the end.
Heard you, heard you.
We were talking about it.
So now what?
I don't know.
All right, ready?
We're gonna do the wagwan tiktok, and Marlon's just gonna be in the background.
All right, ready?
Yeah.
Where is he?
He's right here.
What's happening to me?
I think he's right here.
He's like right here.
I think we're here because it's something we're eating
Hey that was good
Alright, come here
That was good
Ready? One, two, three
Your audio's not audible
Milo
Why's he left it?
Milo
What's happening?
Damn, where are you going?
Why?
What's wrong?
I didn't see you sure I didn't know you were here
She asked me how I said call
She said I'm the man I set for you.
She stood up with my target.
You know what, you feel her.
She was my friend there when I was go hard.
I hit her.
Now, give me a look.
I hit her so, yeah, I'm good at it.
Oh, God, that's hitting him, bro.
She's the man I set for you.
I almost hit one.
Yo, I don't like being in the background in your TikToks.
You just want to ask me how to do it.
You said I was in the background.
I could just be in the TikTok if you want.
No, I didn't want to be in the background.
This is the sound.
No, no, we could get out of this.
Oh.
All right.
All right, you fucking hear what I just heard. No, just sit there. Just sit there pretend like you don't know I'm here
Three two one
Oh, that's tough. Oh, that's hard, bro. Oh my god like that. Oh god, that's tough
Oh, that's going viral
No, you own take time
What are you posting on the main
It might be with the orders to see that song
Oh, I'm a fucking numb neck I saw since you had a Coachella
What one?
Sidemen charity match soon
Oh, darn, it's all about everything.
Bang!
That's going well.
Dude, you were a Paris or something?
Yeah.
You think I tried?
Yeah.
Was it fun?
It was alright.
Not much to do with Paris, but...
No, Paris is lucky.
Yeah.
I know.
Not much to do.
I tied my lock on a bridge.
You tied one?
Oh, I fucked up, bro.
I don't want to hear that bridge.
Yeah, shit, bro.
I tied my lock on a bridge.
Rich, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking hell, bro.
Jesus, man.
That ass has made me bridge up my body, bro.
I'm sick of you.
Fuck you.
Wait, now you got me thinking.
I'm going to do it.
No, I'm still.
I'm going to do it.
Like, one.
One, I've got to come on schedule.
No, I'm not going to.
Well, I'm really sore from training today.
Oh, sore from what?
I'm training today.
Oh, you didn't do shit.
Yes, I did.
I actually did really good out there.
You didn't see me. You didn't see my uh, my
Oh
You crossbar challenged yes, you're tough
Yo, he's taller than you
Niko's high mocking you!
Sure!
Oh my god.
Thank you!
Sorry buddy.
You see how I lock- he instantly lock in?
Hey, you got mugged by fucking Jinxie, buddy!
I'mma fuck your face.
I'mma fuck that.
What?
Alright man, come on, come here.
Alright, alright, come here.
Oh yeah!
I'm not gonna tell you, I'm actually tight.
I'm dead of sight.
Careful, careful, yeah.
That feels good, that feels good.
Oh my, oh my god, yeah, right there, right there.
I'm going, I'm going.
Yeah, you going?
Yep, I'm keeping going.
I'm just keeping going.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Are you going?
Yep, I'm keeping going.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm keeping.
Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it.
I'm keeping going.
I'm going as far as possible.
No, just keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it.
I'm going as far.
I'm really hard right now.
I'm really hard.
Okay, okay, pushing on our way back.
Let's get the other leg.
Other leg.
You got to even it out, bro.
There we go.
If you injure my style flair, I will kill you.
I will kill you.
I'm crushing him out, man.
I'm being a double man.
He's not the first time.
Come on, bro.
Come on.
Little deeper. That's it. That's it. Keep it right there. I'm keeping right there. Oh my god for five five five four four three
two one
We didn't today
Yeah, that's it.
Man, shit, what's that mean?
Oh, these are lovely, man.
You're not supposed to be wearing good glasses, are you?
What do you mean?
Let me go and get my other glasses.
OK, yeah.
I'm going to show you what.
I bet.
Yeah?
And they've got cameras as well.
Oh, made of glasses?
And they've got USB.
They've got music as well.
Spotify.
Yeah.
Oh, and they've got Twitch as well.
Yeah.
Oh, and the glasses?
Yeah, and the only one that's got it, J.
Yeah, OK.
Your name is Specs.
Shall I get?
Your name is Specs.
Yeah.
Yeah, Spectacles, like.
Yeah, so I asked you to be wearing those.
My oh my fucking god
Hey look weird oh
My god, bro. I swear to God your vision is so fucking bad. How is this possible?
You can't see no dude that was dude
I lost you for a minute, see you man, I got a shit, take care, I ain't seen Shoddy in
a minute, see I say calm, hey can y'all hit her dad or not?
I was like, this is all you?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ah!
Wait, you okay? Oh my god.
He's got three inches off of that.
Hey, I did not try to get it that green, you said?
Don't fuck up your ankle.
Oh my god.
Ah!
That was bad.
That was a good one.
I can do it again, what's that little tomato what's that inside just good good it's what
Bro, it's actually fucking a crepe of those you should go grab them. Oh, yeah
Yeah, oh
Are you fuck yo you got jokes
You're the fart of Twitch!
In my own short of shorty.
What's the name of the city?
Oh, this is Alex.
I can run there?
Wait, who? Who wants to come? Let's get a 4-7.
For what?
Go golfing.
I want to go.
Let's go.
Bang, bang.
Bang!
I've been practicing.
Dude, I got no big break.
Post the TikTok, bro.
It's got to go viral, bro.
I've been on my TikTok shit.
You got a little something right here.
That's good times.
You going viral?
I'm trying, bro.
Let's just say 96.
I'm trying bruh. Let's just say 96% is better bruhs better.
Oh!
Hold on.
You got any pressure?
Pressure.
The last few ones hit though.
No.
My chit-chat been going crazy bruh.
When we hit man-chot, bruh, that shit hit him.
That's the Sabrina Carpenter one?
You remember that shit?
I seen that.
Yeah.
We went it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we go home, man.
I need to go like this.
I can't believe I did a chit-chat there.
What is that?
Chit-chat.
Chicken.
It's over there.
It's fine.
It's right there.
Right there you go try it. It's good. It's really good. It's phenomenal stuff
That's you ready to hit the pitch tomorrow. I'm already I'm excited. I didn't get injured
Are you like injury prone?
Oh, sorry, I'm used to people talking that fan. They spend more when you show on the screen
Everyone has been like, like, thundering my ass in the last...
You want to see fun in my ass?
What the fuck?
Hey, thank you for the shirt and package.
Yeah, for real, bro.
I'm going to be wearing that tomorrow.
You're a little boy and a man's wearing a bra, man.
You're like, you play with a little boy.
All right.
Where do you want to start?
So, where?
Where do you want to start on the pitch?
Oh, left wing.
Left wing or left bag?
My defense is pretty good.
Okay, you're happy with left back?
I'm not, I'm not mad at it, though.
I'm not mad at it.
But just know I might be out in my position a little bit
sometimes.
I want that score.
But you want to start.
You don't want to have your moment coming on as a sub?
I'm not going to start it.
You're not going to start it?
Yeah, I'm not going to start it.
But you're...
Am I going to start?
Well, here you go.
I'll put my head on the start.
I'll put everyone on our team.
Who's the worst one?
I'll still be.
Okay, second worst.
Okay.
Second worst.
I mean, I didn't see a ball I warm up.
I didn't see him do anything.
Uh, who else was bad?
Who was bad?
The YouTuber.
Oh, that really summed it up.
The YouTuber.
Carrie, he wasn't bad.
I'm better than you think.
Come on, bro.
I didn't see enough today to judge who was bad.
Was what?
Let me see a chart.
Should he start?
I wasn't doing no probes.
They're gonna be like, oh, he's on a bench.
I'm seeing a lot of no's.
Yeah, because they're true.
No, but I am seeing a lot of yeses.
Start left bench.
You'd be a good left bench.
No.
Hey, if I start it on the bench,
it's no one getting my tiktok out on that bench.
Okay.
Okay, we'll see.
We'll see. I'll put in a good word.
I'm not even captain. What are you doing with me?
You said you had pool, so...
I'm not simple.
I mean, you're literally the only thing I do.
Oh, I know, it's charity match.
Oh, that's whole ground.
What's next?
Uh...
Wait, what do you mean what's next?
So Marlon leaked it. This is the last one, is that true?
Yes.
It's in the finale.
So he leaked it out?
Cause we don't know if it is.
Wait, you said it last year?
Exactly.
We don't know.
Okay, so I'll just do the making segment next year.
Oh yeah, that's true.
It actually worked great, they're in.
Yeah, that's true.
I hate that it works.
We were all at dinner one night and we were like,
Ron and Jason were like,
wait, you going? I'm like, yeah, I got invited.
They're like, fuck, we're probably not in there.
It's like February, they went and ran
the begging segment quick and they locked it in.
They locked it in.
We did it though.
We made it.
I mean, you got crazy.
like you know in the drafts we were like yeah oh yeah yeah what's the last pick
what I have well you're kind of force them oh you guys didn't have a choice
good angles in my head I'm like what is he doing oh really the first ones on the
pitch what last ones to leave that's how you know we got we got dedication
Wait, all you guys are all on the other team damn. Yeah, I hate to do it to my guys
But they recreate the photo. We didn't do it. Yeah, you got to run that back
It was a thumbnail rice coming. Yeah. Yeah, it's like K-side rice cub being told people could run in just throw you in for rice
Yeah, I mean I'm down. We'll be able to tell shit. I really let's do it
Really like spot the difference like what you know, where I can't
I
Look at you don't think we're gonna create that
And Jason's
Hey, come on
It's obvious me and Toby are both like 50% in and then it's case
No, we got to we got to
Motherfucker
I
Got a hand. All right chat. I think we might hold on
Yeah, yeah
W3
Listen, bro
That was tough, bro.
Give me, that's what I'm gonna make you do.
Don't let him do what you do.
That's crazy, man. You got it off on KSI. That's pretty legendary.
Wait, that was, bro.
That is the best thing about that.
I know.
We can't go to the hotel, right?
Why not?
Oh, because we're... yeah.
So, leak that shit. So, I just...
We can go kick it over there.
What the fuck is the difference?
I had it!
Oh my god!
Oh my fucking god!
I really wanted you.
You really had mercy on my soul.
I did!
Oh my fucking god!
I was staring.
Shit!
I was like, huh?
Jason's head was there for like a smooth four seconds.
It's okay.
Look at that.
Okay, well they're making me a baby.
I think you should be promoted.
What? You think Cheetah should be promoted?
Yeah.
Why is that?
You condone cheating?
You piece of shit?
All those women and v-tubers, he fucking fucked.
There's no way y'all are talking about this shit again.
We're drama baiting, bro.
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you think, Izzy?
They were saying that you were his vessel.
You were on like five, six fingers.
Yeah.
Are they?
Yeah.
He was emulating you.
No, I'm gonna emulate him.
Oh, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, I'm allergic.
Dude, huh?
I need to see him move that fast.
I'm a bitch.
Bro!
Now, exercise, chap.
What takes deal I want to hear about?
Money, chicken.
I'm trying to hear about Sakura.
Jason, you're about to get stuck.
You're playing bad.
Oh, let's talk about friend.
Okay, I'm on good terms with her.
Oh, about a debt.
Yo.
Wow.
Yo.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
He went there.
You know, she still has your X-ray tag in her channel.
Don't ask me how I know.
What about your man's David?
Oh, wow.
That's not my man's.
God damn, bro.
Fuck him.
Oh, fuck.
Fuckin' no, he got me bad, I ain't got no one, I know my man's not here.
Okay, okay, what about?
Okay, okay, yeah, now I can go lower, you wanna go lower, let's go lower.
I don't think you're gonna go lower than that.
Oh my God, you son of a bitch, bro.
That's the lowest loss.
Oh my God, bro.
To help me, but I got nothing!
Donald Trump.
You're just reading you to chat
Fuck oh
Poke Poke Laws
Best friend you just you saying that it did you already really?
What do you mean?
You left okay long pokey laws poke
You're farming and you left moxie well, I didn't look like a new left Jesse bro Jesse
There's a fucking beat.
Oh my god, bro.
You left the family to rock them.
I learned shit.
No, I didn't, asshole.
Buyin' my house?
I didn't.
Buyin' my car?
I did.
I don't have to go to a little hospital.
I did, bro.
How about you get your fucking car back?
Can't take a fucking car.
About cars and shit.
Buyin' my family?
Everybody has a new house and a new car.
Happy.
Stole his best friend and dropped him.
What are you?
Was that true?
Wait, wait, what?
Wait, poke, wait, Jesse's poke-laws friend?
Yeah.
Oh, and then you dropped poke-laws.
No!
What the fuck?
That is not how it works.
What the fuck?
And you never gave your brother his car.
Yeah.
So you had a car.
Oh my god, man.
Where'd you be at?
Seriously?
When you make it, the first thing you need to buy?
I don't know where.
Can I be for yourself?
That's for your family.
The first thing I did was buy all my mom and my dad cars
So basically
Yo, I see Tim spinning slots today. I'm like, what the fuck
You're late out here, thank you so much.
Have you analyzed?
Do y'all give?
Oh!
Look at this time on me.
Oh, welcome to the podcast.
Thank you, everyone.
I appreciate you having me on.
Yo, what is up, brother?
Chicken wrap.
Thank you.
I'll take that, buddy.
Nah, that's alright.
I was making a joke, man.
You were making a joke.
Thank you.
You took the piss.
I did it.
Then I get a waterfall.
Lacey's a fat swat.
Why are they saying that?
Oh.
I didn't say that much.
Come on, serve and take a sip.
I'm not lying, you know that.
Hey, hey, hey, team.
Welcome to the podcast.
Let's play football.
We're drama family right now.
You ain't funny.
All right, ready?
You know what's with it?
It's like all the swords point at one guy, right?
And it's what takes it.
It has you like this.
What's the sword?
There's like a bunch of swords that point at one guy.
It's a meme like yeah, yeah, yeah, like every place swords like he's a bad guy because he's a kid he's from
What thing do you have that nobody agrees with I
Think we got a soft accent the rich
No
Like the rich need more money if you were a billionaire how long would you be not even a day, right?
Give all my money away
Why not even?
Me too, bro. Me too.
You know what happens once you're a billionaire? There's only one thing left to do.
Buying a bunch of buildings and stuff like that if I can run for myself.
And talking to kids.
Yep.
No!
That's what you're better at!
He's close.
So once you touch a bee, you said you already beat the game so you gotta like...
You gotta change the rules everybody. You gotta make it harder.
No, I thought you said you said you'd be the fucking football.
That's what you said.
That's that music
I love how it's just like a bunch of guys they're brought snow like annoying ass
What is your worst take
I just want to do something.
I just want to fucking go to...
Yoooo!
You cheated on a dip!
Yoooo!
You cheated on the crook!
Yoooo!
Don't mess with me.
Sorry, yummy!
What are you actually saying?
I throw buzzwords out of it.
You start throwing buzzwords out of it.
Oh my God, man.
You know what? The matter daddy is...
What was the matter with you?
Okay, that's a phone.
That's a realistically speaking guy.
You guys don't have any other crazy takes?
If you get in the shower feet first, you're fucking weird.
I don't care.
If you get in the shower feet first, you're weirdo.
How else are you supposed to get in the shower?
Any other way.
Literally any other way.
Yo, are you a shower drinker or not?
Yeah, I don't know.
You know that was the first time I drew.
You're supposed to do this? I didn't know that.
Huh?
My whole life I used to compress my penis.
I didn't know you were supposed to do this, so I used to lay down and...
What the fuck are you saying?
No, I didn't know you were supposed to do this, so I learned that in the shower, like you're stroking your butt in it.
Bro, bro, did you unknob it?
No, what I used to do is I used to get the boner,
I used to get a boner and I'd push on it like this, like laying down flat.
Yeah, I used a hot tub jet.
Oh yeah, I used to do that when I was fucking Jenna.
Oh, you're a squirter.
Oh, God.
Like when you cut me a squirter.
I got a problem with that, watching the volcano.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not shit's shoes.
One time I was laying and I netted it, I netted it on my chin.
I only got one jet sometimes two jets
But if you hold it in for like a week
Yeah, we got the other one.
And the pun zone.
She's part of the pros.
Oh, my gosh.
Next take, y'all.
Streamer rush.
I fucking hate this goddamn question.
Oh, I ate a car in speech.
And...
What do you got?
What did she say?
Say something more controversial so we can get clicked.
Okay.
No way.
It's like...
Yeah.
Oh, bro.
I gotta go desktop and read over to the doctor.
No, sit down.
Sit down.
Talk about how you threw in under the bus for no reason.
No.
Look.
I said I have no beef with Adon though.
Yeah, but...
So what do you mean?
You're trying to defend him.
We don't even have beef.
Are you dicks?
I cannot be his friend, I can't associate with him because he's a bad guy.
You gotta a little bit of cum right here on your mouth.
What?
If I said that, then I would be a sexist.
Let's be honest.
No.
Say it.
Oh my god.
There we go.
That's his high quality friend.
Yo.
You're burning our bridge right now by the way.
Not cool man.
You're burning our bridge.
You're gonna get it though.
Yo true.
So there you go.
All your friends are soft noodle spine though.
You say oh, it's just banter
No, so yeah realize though that the longest in LA the more jello your spine becomes I noticed that
I'm gonna put my cape on I was talking more than my left. I was looking at you, but what?
You guys come on, bro. You guys don't sound business to you. Who you who I don't spend I don't
Y'all
Me I'm would fucking kill you in a boxing. Are you hear me Gilbert?
Now I got cooked raw low-key
What what is one like drama thing you are cooked in like one thing?
He was just like, oh, XCC's a fucking retard.
None, never.
My thinks are elite.
It's OK.
See, the reality is that when my ticket's wrong,
or people think it's wrong, I don't change it
because they think it's wrong.
Like, my think is like, you know React?
He was like, oh, yo, React's like stealing.
I don't give a shit.
And fuck it.
Then so be it then.
I love stealing.
Oh, no one don't take Kuchu?
Yo, well, wait a minute.
When you do the race bait bullshit?
Not race bait.
If you Kuchu it, then no.
Oh, no, no, the rabbit hole.
Yeah, he did cook your shit.
Yeah, he cooked much shit.
Agent cooked him?
I don't remember that one.
No, I don't.
Wait a minute.
Banks cooked all of y'all.
And we can't see.
I just fucked up, man.
You want that one of that?
Yeah, no.
He's fortunate.
I mean, I want to have a laugh for a few years.
It's not cool.
Yeah, a few years is probably good.
You're a good lull farmer, bro.
You're a lull farmer minions.
A lot of minions in my chat, bro.
Yep, a lot of lulls, bro.
right so why the fuck are you here set up worse how did you get to London are you
playing I got invited before you put me in the training how did you get into
wait so what do they say they said tell me this is the guy who invited me what do
you think it's yo yo operate do you smell that
Oh my god, that's crazy
It's a radioactive wasteland over there.
Really? That's like your bedroom though, isn't it?
No!
Yo, she's cooking! She's chaining!
Yeah, she's chaining!
Oh, God! Those two houses there, and I would never get back there!
It's trash! Oh, my God!
Where could they be?
Oh, my God!
There's only weirdos over there, though.
Take your crown back!
Bro, if I go too hard, nobody can handle it.
We have to see one of these.
Well, Ech, Ech, Ech, if nothing is going too hard, bro, is that you just...
You're not like that.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm not detecting your bones!
She literally got your fuckin' balls by the balls.
Thank you for the cut.
She started letting the clips go.
Have you seen?
In order for me to have your balls, you would have had to have them to begin with, you know what I mean?
Oh, no!
He got big balls.
I've seen the clip.
That's good, bro.
She's dead.
Hey, now she's coming over now!
Alright!
Oh, she's pulling out.
Elaborate about your roommates.
She was 18.
Did you see that?
Did you not react to it?
What, what?
Did you see it or did you not react to it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You chose what I read.
I don't get all these about her.
I get all these about her.
I didn't read it.
Let me ask you something.
Why don't you come to me about stuff with me rather than other people.
I can come to you about the shit that you do.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
I can come to you about the shit that you do.
That's not true.
Really?
You never did that before.
I can't do that.
No, you can't but you never did that before.
Also, let me ask you something.
If you genuinely felt that something was wrong using my beef with your friend in order to
prop that up doesn't make sense, you could just come to me like an adult.
No.
If you're vocal and public about one thing right but you
Hide it when it's not your friend though. Let me ask you something so she reacted to the nurse. She said something the next day
Did you watch it? No, I didn't watch it. Oh convenience. So what did you say? Why don't you go watch it and ask her?
She snatched your crown
You're a deep holder!
Deep holder!
Let's go!
Thank you so much!
Yo, you know what they call me?
They call me the room reader.
What does that mean?
It means I read the room.
Sometimes you gotta fold for the greater good.
Sometimes if you went too far
you gotta be the one to slow down.
So you're giving excuses on why you copped it?
Bro, be nice to him.
He's nice and he's only a 30-year-old, bro.
That's it. Be nice to him.
Yo.
You're not the same group on him.
Yo.
He's still going, Santa!
He's still going!
He's still going?
He's still going.
Under his breath though?
Yo.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Yo.
That's good, bro.
Yo.
Hey, listen. Hey, listen.
I sleep very well at night.
I know what I believe that I know what I do.
I sleep very well at night.
Go ahead, X.
You want to do the wash bit next?
Nooooooooooooooooo.
She's in my ammo, she has ammo.
The thing is though, she's too heated and I feel like if I go it's too far.
I feel like I hit a string and I shouldn't have done that.
Don't copy now.
I hit a string obviously.
Defolder, according to defolder, stay at no need to stand on it.
Just stay at now.
This is a classic face bet where you guys make everybody else do it all and then you guys farm it.
But whatever it's like to farm with you guys over there, we got gold tracks, we got gold tracks.
It's actually true.
Yeah, it's actually true.
It's not the game.
Jason just stirred up mad shit.
Dude, they didn't even chime in at all.
What?
What do you mean?
No way you're hopping, please.
You're going outside.
No.
I'm not, I'm not.
I was hoping.
Well, you were just talking about, oh, I stand on business.
My take's her to every room.
Oh, I'm cooked.
He didn't say that.
My sender.
My take is still correct.
That was pretty good. Thank you.
Listen, listen, listen. It's a simple concept.
If you're still on business about everybody,
you're still on business about your friends.
Pay nothing.
It's still that hard to understand.
I'm a fence-sitter. I don't know that.
Yeah, I sit on a fence.
Oh, he's a fence-sitter. It was okay.
I sit on a fence-sitter.
I'm just in the background. I just like to react to shit.
Once someone wins, then I'll take their side.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
So right now since it's winning I gotta laugh.
If you win it, I'll be like, oh my god.
It's 3 will tell.
It's 3 will tell?
Yeah.
Like it's 3 will tell?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
I think it's age like 1.
Time will tell.
Oh, time will tell.
Oh, yeah, that's a wrong quote.
It changed.
Some of that.
What if we're all friends and we can all just smile?
I think we all can make jokes.
We can all fuck around, you know what I mean?
That's what makes us great, you know what I mean?
True.
And let me tell you something, bro.
True to the smile.
Yeah.
The motivation line right now, you know?
A lot of times in life, you could go different paths.
The known path could be a blessing.
The other one can be a lesson.
Uh-huh.
Ooh.
Next round, she was like a ropa.
What?
You cut it?
I did it.
And it's tied back together?
I did this one.
It brings both ends closer to each other than they were before.
Knife is like a box of chocolates.
Okay, okay, okay all this. Oh, so you could be okay, so you could okay
So you could walk in a straight line for 20 feet
But as soon as I put you above 20 feet above the ground walking a straight line you get scared
Eliminate all your fear. The fear is not real
Yeah, I like that.
I didn't get it.
Did I want too much mask to it, Loki?
No, no, no, no.
It's basically like, fear is not real.
Yeah, I don't get it.
No.
This is great, man.
I'm gonna put you in the front.
Yeah, it's zero.
I can hold it.
Maybe one of us is actually impressed.
That's all good.
I don't do this shit when people try to make me, oh my god, you got $100 million.
What's the lowest bid in life?
What?
Where's the lowest bid in life?
You got ban and overwatch?
I think I know.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't think I've had before.
I don't know.
Getting sued it was genuinely not
My load is the goat but he knows a lot about what he does and I got to sit down the weather and he explained the launch like that and
and he had like another girl he was with, whatever,
like an anti-system member, and would discuss things
and it made me maybe understand more
to the eyes of an expert, you know what I mean?
It was interesting, because then I would never lose,
so I didn't give a fuck.
Easy, damn.
I like it.
So, I'm back to team one, you won the case?
3-0.
Oh yeah, she won the case.
This is a bet, right?
I have to charge you my backpack charges right now, man.
Yeah, yeah.
You wanna beat up McLaren, fuck that.
You got to better McLaren now, huh?
Oh, that thing is gone.
Easy clap.
720S.
No worries, I'll put my end up here.
When we end, we just use this backpack.
Should we just do it at the end?
Oh, yeah, we have to end, right?
Yeah, I mean, I kind of want to go to my hotel
and react to shit.
Can we just hide until I get in my hotel?
It's been a long time.
Yeah, we do that.
Without you, my friend.
That was great, man.
Thank you for doing this.
Thank you guys for having me.
Thank you for allowing me to fence it and watch
All right
Seven yeah, so we got mad time
What do you better do?
Fucking hour half
I was good. I literally called it bro, so it got too hot though.
That's how it is. Are you gonna go do reactions? Yeah.
All right, so then let's we'll do a team meeting. Okay, what's up?
Yeah. Are you live? Are you in the team? No, we're staying live because we're doing nothing with Toby.
I don't want to do it.
You'll try that, tell Toby to bring you to the Nigerian food spot.
With a banging?
It's actually the best food I've had in London.
Oh, bro.
It's actually the best food I've had in London.
It don't say that, was it really?
It is like every-
Yo, yo.
No many London food-
Shut the fuck up!
Would you shut the fuck up?
Would you just shut the fuck up?
Anyways, yeah, it's the best food in London.
It's the best food I've had in London.
Yeah.
Fuck, bro.
All right.
Have you ever seen this clip?
It's there, it's there.
Oh no.
Have you seen this?
No! No!
That's the lesson.
Wait, what?
What the fuck are you doing to us?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
You and that thing are so fashion.
That ain't not me, bro.
That doesn't even look like me.
Me!
Wait, what is it?
Why is there a cat like this?
It's like a tree saw.
Set up.
That doesn't look like a tree saw!
Oh my god!
Wait, why didn't he do that?
He turned around like he knew the camera was like...
What is the context of that?
Why is he on the TV?
So everybody said I could get dead in there.
Every time they see me from the back.
Wait, so people did say that that looked like tea?
Yeah!
Oh my God, Yugi, it's every time, bro.
Every fucking time.
Oh man.
Wait, this kind of good teas.
Pickled a lot of good teas recently.
Wow.
That's how much I got for him.
Like, 15, 25?
Yup.
Good shit.
15 bucks.
What's what I'm talking about?
How many washes?
One, because of Jason.
You remember that segment?
You remember the phase house?
Oh my God, those guys piss me off.
One of those?
remember that segment?
the face mask?
K-Song bought like $900 for 3 shirts
bro wait this shirt got washed a thousand times
one of the guys was at the makeup store
and he was like oh remember me
I was the vintage seller at the house
oh we did see it
I was like oh what's up bro
yeah
holy shit
they were like
K-Song was like
Oh, I got a seal like what's your game? He's like I got these two shirts for nine hundred
One of my chat links me that on eBay for 30 bucks
Would you shut the fuck up man god damn it I try to top it up
It's my bad
We're going to head back, I'm high, love you guys.
Are you going to start your stream?
Yeah, I'm going to cover it.
Oh, me too then, I'll follow you.
Oh, you're going to lonely?
Yeah, I'll follow you.
Alright, where are we going?
I'm down.
We don't have to hide.
Chad, join this stream if you want to see where we're going.
Chad, we're live right over here.
Go, go, go!
I
Really saw the vision though
Everybody sit down and then he just started pulling the strings
Yeah, yeah, when you cover I cover when you cover I cover yeah, when you cover I cover Rosie. It's on you Rosie
Yeah, I got in trouble for not panning today says this is your fault this time
And then we walk back I think
Happy camp, bro
I'm ready, but the play I'm ready to play I'm ready to do a lot of things. I want to go for a run early morning
Actually, so I don't wanna
No, we're gonna run in the morning
I was just not running warm up now. I've been running like four or five times a week
Okay, I think we actually have to cover because this line
Check your blocks
I'm getting better at trash talking, right?
No, you are witty!
You are witty!
A little bit! I'm getting a little bit better!
It is what it is, man.
I can't lie.
It is what it is.
I think I'm trying to get better at...
You know what? I want it from my dad.
I'm going to change it from my dad.
What's a father?
Oh, you didn't have one of those?
Yeah, in the street of Arlington.
Yup.
Wait, are you a brick?
Over where?
Over everywhere.
Oh, no.
Over everywhere.
Some good 2016 hits.
Shut the fuck up, Jason.
What the fuck?
I'm just kidding.
What the fuck with Cooper Flag doing that?
Bro, I was walking out and it's crazy because I just realized that actual NGAC ended like
this week.
He's just blundered at the side maturity side.
Like I'm walking out to the pitch and I double take it and I'm like, wait, what?
I'm just so excited.
What do you think, Mark?
Um, yeah, about to do desktop for you.
Um, you know what?
We'll see what happens.
Oh, fuck. Wait, should we...
We have to end?
I'm not even fucking lying.
I'm just trying to stay alive.
Oh, dude.
What do you say?
I'm just waiting to be here right here, bro.
I can't believe that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We got a movie.
Yeah.
Now how many boosts does the tour get our hotel?
Let's see what y'all can find.
WXEC?
What is XEC?
Did he rape me?
I'm running a lot the past like two months bro come on let me see if you want more time
Noo bro it's not the first time
But yes it is
I've never slept before
you
So I think I'm gonna just make a YouTube video
But this this has been fun as fuck we're gonna be eating bro w hunger
They'll get ready say oh god of hotel bit raise trash. We're back. Are we back?
are we back are we back look at your petite ass we didn't hear shit oh my
god been talking this whole fucking time Flutter with John all this other shit
dude
back to didn't hear anything show your abs bro what the fuck listen um I'm
I'm vlogging this whole trip. The only thing I didn't vlog was obviously the string
But tomorrow I'm concerned I just vlog tomorrow
Or what do you I think so I just vlog tomorrow
What's how boot up in the locker room? I feel like booting up in the locker room and then do it like 30 like last year
I put up in a lot for like 30 minutes. I feel ashes that that's just vlog shit. No
What do you I think what do you I think I?
I could boot up before the mass tomorrow, but but like then what then I'm just in when the match starts
The brief after stream just vlog
Fuck.
B-Ray is ass.
How the fuck is Lil B-Ray in the hotel?
Damn, bro.
Hell, B-Ray.
Wait, woes, can you hack into the main stream?
Main, mainframe?
I'll stream after the match?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll stream after the match.
I'll boot up fucky.
Maybe we can boot up on the field or something shit.
Wi-Fi or put back by window I'm texting I'm texting for it shit
I've never heard of Nettos.
No?
No.
You don't have to learn.
Whoa, nice one.
Are we back?
We're back.
Yeah, so I put a nice little window and it completely fucking got dick balls.
trying to get Wi-Fi chat I mean well it's just it's just the hotel name and
you just click agree I don't know how that works though on a bit on a bit rate
machine Toby shoe I can't sign into it though on back but we're about to go
desktop
why are y'all saying Toby chew Jack I'm trying to set up this PC right now
holy fuck
I
Not inside there it's like it's like inside, but it's like the zipper inside
Yeah, bro
There, there, I got one here.
There, there, there, you uh, sign my application.
I don't think I know what it is.
Should it be already in there?
I bugged it later, healthy?
oh my god oh my god bro
not sitting this up. I'm trying to go this top right now. I'm having no bit rate.
I'm havin' zero pitt-ray.
Hurrah, hurrah.
Hurrah, chat. I'm hacking into the mainframe as we speak.
Boom!
Bang, bang, connects.
Wi-Fi.
I'm in, chat. I'm in, hurrah.
We got OBS, right?
What are you doing?
Trying to find the dummy bathroom.
I mean how bad is the whip can?
I found that bad.
You can just do the whip can.
It's charging right now.
Hello, hello, hello, can you hear me right now?
Oh my fucking god, how is this part so ass?
Let's see this first.
Oh my god, how did my backpacks just ass?
What's that backpacks to fucking hotel wifi?
Bro, they just proposed that.
Maybe he's just gonna...
Maybe he's gonna...
I guess we didn't pack it.
I don't know what was that.
How do we not pack Elgato?
Let me see.
We didn't pack it?
Oh, we gotta buy one.
We gotta buy one.
Or after, before dinner or whatever.
We're just gonna get the one right now.
Are we back?
We're back.
No!
Oh dude.
Can I have my lens?
Oh this is it.
Oh me!
Use cam mic?
Yeah we can if you want.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Cam mic.
Okay.
According to Wi-Fi, how the fuck is the Wi-Fi this fucking shitty?
What's my approach to the backpack, or like what's my approach to it?
Oh, there we are. Nice. I said that enough.
Bag all this shit so you know you can't do shit
apart from a little bit of shit.
I
Work
We don't care
No
We don't give a shit. I don't give a fuck if you don't shit. I gotta do my anime voice brother
I gotta do my anime boys, bro. Come on, man
I'm dragging it. I don't give a fuck man. Gotta do
fries don't cry if it goes back to you how would it go back to me is it bad
I
Did fuck bro take you did though before me bro
I can't even load shit up. I did ask him. It's bad
Well, shit, if it's that bad, then I'm probably about to just aim, bro.
This is unbearable gang.
It's pretty shit.
No, no, bro.
Don't go, bro.
No, bro.
No, no, this can't be it, dude.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,
oh no, this can't be it, dude.
This can't be it, bro.
You can't connect back, too, because back signals are dead.
Oh
Meme house homage
Where no one died
How is this possible bro?
Are you on the Wi-Fi?
Wait, is it fixed? Oh my god, oh my god. I took the Wi-Fi off my- Hello, are we back? Are we good? Are we good?
by the no
what about the audio? is the audio good?
up
back
can we up the volume on the mic?
ummm
no no no
this is the main back settings right here
i saw it
i mean it's on auto right now
i'm just turning it up
here
it's good
stay still
a little better
oh shit
walk
wait let me see which way to go
good
we'll bump out a little bit right there
So are we fucked or are we back bro?
Brother it's still lagging, I can't even, I don't even know, it's cooked.
Fuck.
Okay what if I, what if I bring this shit over here?
We gotta, we gotta see, bro.
We gotta see.
Come on, come on, give me something here, there's got to be something, what do you think?
Hold on, are we back or not?
This is better?
Say you swear to God.
Good.
Let's fucking go boys, we're fucking back boys.
Let's fucking go!
I've got to stand, bro.
It actually worked.
We're fucking good, man.
Let's go, oh.
Wait, let me just set this shit off, fucking auto.
I mean, auto.
I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw.
I'm the manual here.
Let's go, bro.
Woo!
Come on, please!
Let's go!
Let's go boys. How did you fix it? I literally just moved to the next, the other part of the fucking
I'm gonna get them on my knees.
Oh, you're a tech genius?
So Chad, are we good?
Are we good?
Elle, Erica, I dig it at Erica, bro.
This is straight off the flight on style.
What are we thinking here?
For now
Okay
Still gonna lag
I'm done this bro. I can't look at you. What about now? Is it lagging when I go to reaction?
I just in my pants good cuts I
I did ask can't read the chat bro how do I steam what about now what about now
There's nothing here yet
That's good phone
You got your phone got a bit right or no just to open chat, but don't get on the Wi-Fi
I'll win on the Wi-Fi. I can't open it. I'm gonna
I'm in my room, bro, I'm in my room, that, that room, what happened, wait, how did that,
how did that, how, that room's a dead spot, but it's just working though, that, that's
That's because of the phone.
Wait, you're on the Wi-Fi?
Yeah, but it's on a one-bar.
No, no.
But that's like the, that's like the first one, like that's the whole entire hotel Wi-Fi.
Yeah, no, I can't get on the Wi-Fi.
Don't go on the hotel Wi-Fi.
You start off on the phone, I don't know if I can get a service or a chat.
Passed Wi-Fi?
This is over with now.
How the fuck is the UK Wi-Fi this fucking shit dude?
Like how is it genuinely this fucking shit?
Go closer to the door?
Oh my god, John.
You're not the one with the camera.
I'm not the one with the camera.
Here, you picked a lot so I got the camera, ready?
ready but what about the plug in this
all we do
already have a new react in that one here
it's all probably all the way back
what do you think, what do we think?
how we looking?
Better bit rate or no?
Better bit rate.
Here we go. Here we go, boys.
Alright.
So?
Maybe get to reacting. Go in the hallway.
On your knees now. Open YouTube. You're chopped. Chill out.
You might just have to hold the camera. I'm just gonna react to calm bro.
You're good bro. It's on the front part.
You're good bro. Okay wait wait. Get your phone for the chat.
Yeah, you're dead chop, bro, and his knees for those psychotrophies.
Um, no.
Honestly, I just want to do the Deco voice.
That's all I want to do, bro.
I just want the Deco voice.
I'm dead ass.
And I gotta react to a bunch of...
I just want to do the Deco voice.
Voice actor did it?
No!
Just did the actual deco voice?
Alright, let me hear this shit, bro. Let me hear it. Let me hear it. Let me hear it.
Someone link it. Someone link it. Someone link it.
He already got the banger? Fuck you.
I can't even open the fucking chat!
Oh, my god.
I can't even open the fucking chat!
By the gods, open Twitter already fucking g-
That's amazing.
Fuck! Yo, this shit-
Oh my god, I'm dead as camp, bro. I can't. I can't.
You know what? I'm gonna have to react to it on my phone, bro.
Saikuno's response to cheating on them has been dubbed over by Deku actor Justin Brun.
I am so sorry. I put you through so much.
I never want to make these mistakes again.
and hurt you, and the people I care about.
I was unfaithful, and I own and fully admit that.
I liked the people, and told them I was single, which I know is not right.
I'm sorry to all of the people that I hurt by doing this.
The following is not an attempt to minimize what I apply.
However, I have seen some false accusations about me that are not true.
I cannot allow false accusations and such extreme labels to be made.
Wait, I said I didn't read this.
What false accusations?
I understand that the people making these claims didn't bring a place of hurt.
So please, do not send any more hate to anyone.
I just want the situation to get better.
That's what I thought.
the best. My girlfriend and I didn't respond quickly. Dude, this guy's a beast, bro. I
can't lie.
Having so much private information exposed to the public has made it incredibly difficult
for us to heal together. I will be taking a break from streaming and the internet to
to better myself and give us the time we need to turn it into proof.
If he's a victim now, this guy's a demon.
And I will continue to learn and grow from this experience.
My girlfriend wanted to share her experience.
Below is a message written by her.
Wow, 130k likes, 3.1 million views.
Holy fucking shit.
Bro, imagine Saikudo booted up the next day and literally wore iced out chains and had
a fucking Rolex on, fully iced out, all fucking bought his jewelry on, he bro he could have
been like yeah it was all a, it was a fucking act.
I don't give a fuck, yeah I cheated on my girl and what, and what, bang.
or everything he loved he would have went fucking crazy.
Alright, this is gonna be a good comment.
I don't even have a aura.
Can I even go through the comb, bro?
Why did Deji say, bro, I'm gonna destroy you tomorrow?
And when we sparred.
Fuck me bro, my January me fuck me and my butthole.
You need the charger?
I just put it in the chat.
Literally fuck my butthole bro, holy fuck dude.
I've made enemies, not only on the pitch, but in a boxing ring too bro.
Uh, yeah.
Go down, go drink with Lacey.
I don't know if you can stream the hotel. I'm not I'm not gonna pull a lacy and leak the whole fucking hotel
We see you tutored up and he is
He's streaming
Dude, it's fine, bro. I'm gonna go down and do catch a lot of vlog content after this
All right, I'm gonna go through the calm cuz I'm probably not gonna go through the calm for a while
So I just want to go through calm today and just get everything out of the way
He's drinking with a Simon. I'm gonna go on there officer officer
Here we go, bro, see if we got some calm reacts man, I love this top
Now focus desktop I love this top
All right, can y'all see or no?
You have a pillow, bro
Holy banger in the calm bro.
Holy shit.
Thank you John.
Oh my fuck.
You want more?
It's fine.
Oh my fucking god.
He cheated.
Got caught and exposed.
She blames the girl instead of him.
This motherfucker is like Yagami.
True, true.
14.5 million.
This is muddy.
You're a demon, bro.
This is the highest like fucking tweet in my column.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna have to give it a like as well.
I was gonna say follow, but fucking like works too.
What if Deku was trained by like Yagami?
I'm sorry.
["Tripod"]
Yeah...
Ayy, yo.
Wait, John Hilt?
John, Poppin.
Tripod.
Oh, you bumped it?
Yeah, I bumped it up, and then just zoom in more into my face.
I know.
King Nisar, bro, how do y'all know that?
How do y'all know that?
You forgot to read the girls' party?
What are you talking about?
Can Jason stream later?
I'm actively giving birth?
What?
Yo!
Telling the baby hurry up the side may need a striker?
Yo, you're about to give birth and during the calm Jade,
I can't lie, W fuckin' Jade in the chat right now,
W NMS man, NMS queen,
this one of the top NMS queens right here.
Listen, I need you to give birth
and as soon as that baby comes out,
turn on one of my streams and have the baby watch me.
Actually, maybe not a good idea.
maybe start with coke in there or some shit.
W fuckin' J, let's go.
So basically what she said was that she's okay
with everyone else having his body
as long as she has his mind.
Good, then kind of put that shit on her.
She's back in her drinking, she's an alcoholic,
she's drinking again.
Behind the scenes.
Jason, I know what type of nigga you are getting,
and I don't like it.
I don't like it.
from the set, bro, Saicuno defenders are wild and sneaker fan base. Sneaker was a fan base.
The strongest sorcerer of today, the strongest sorcerer in history. What is this fucking post,
bro? What is this post? Jason, when an all-time are making about yourself performance on Saicuno?
I did see the clip I have to say
Although I fully agree with everything they were saying, they were bullying my boys.
Do they say that?
Yeah.
They were bullying my boy.
They ganged up on him.
Yeah.
You should have seen me.
I was teaching the house how to play.
The man walked away.
Yeah.
It felt like some school bully shit.
Yeah.
I got bullied by Jason.
How did you get bullied by Jason, Alina, and Lacey?
That's not it.
I know.
I was very sad.
I had to go watch my Sabrina set from a different angle.
Because they've made me feel I honestly I'll say this on the show right now
Jason the lean and Lacey made me feel uncomfortable
like actually I was
Borderline frightened to be an artist guest. Would you consider following report for this report?
I would consider reporting their stream. I'll consider them on Twitch. I like them
No, I do too. Well, I did until they started until they made me feel that way
understandable it was it I've never
felt so unheard and small if that makes sense it was almost like I didn't want
to be me anymore
There we go...
Oh, like f***in' yellow pants.
Yeah, lol.
What?
You're going to lose.
Oh, shit!
Oh, you don't even look that!
Oh, shit, I'm dead.
Who the fuck made this email and why don't we have it?
Extra Emily might have surpassed Jason's terrible week.
Okay, what happened, bro?
Okay, so basically Mr. Beast
Drop the video and extra Emily was like the person that leaked that you know you built up a set and shit. Okay. I've seen that
Okay
Seen that and what and then what else happened?
Then she view bots say sweater God she view bots
No shot no, she doesn't
Really no
I'm pretty sure it's fake. Pretty sure it's fake allegedly.
Newbuck ad. It was an ad? Oh. It was an ad with click website.
Was it an ad? Popup ad?
Uh, it ain't got me no time. No, no, it's real. I dead ass don't know.
She get a hay farm though?
Yeah, she got hit with the Mr. Beast hay farm of HELL!
To be fair though, bro, Mr. Beast probably like, spent mad bread.
Mad bread on those sets, right?
But, he's a fuckin' billionaire, bro! Fuck it!
She made a mistake, babe!
He wasn't even mad?
Uhh...
I'm gonna put my cape on and say, Emily, it's okay.
I saw that she says she wanna quit streaming.
Emily, don't quit streaming.
Don't.
You made a mistake.
You angered the Mr. Beast fans.
But Mr. Beast is not mad, so why should they be mad?
Keep going, all right?
You keep fucking going.
Public about wanting unity, especially between Christians and Muslims.
If people disagree with that, you can see what happened to me.
A lot of people disagree with you.
Don't believe it could happen to you too.
Disagree with me, I've seen this.
Disagree with me about what?
Sneak a brother.
You do political takes.
I click on links.
You do hitler solutes with profound racists and I do bro v bro's.
What are you talking about?
That was a-
Well, it did happen to him didn't it nigga?
It did happen to him didn't it nigga?
It happened to y'all bitches!
Nigga!
Nigga come on, sicko!
Come on, Lil Mac!
Hey, hey, come on Lil Mac!
Lil Mac!
And bro, I got a pumpkin!
I got a crack head through a fast ball of a fucking pumpkin at my head and everybody react to it laughing
But I'm not fucking crying bro. I'm okay. That's all that matters, but I'm a streamer. I'm gonna laugh at that shit
I'll be I'm gonna have to cook too
Dr. Pepper sir nigga that's little Mac man
BITCH!
Don't ever talk about Valkyrie and sitting like that!
I'm just lazy!
But out of the ground, I go,
God damn!
So, John can rock!
Fuck control, bro.
He laughed at sitting in a razor hypocrite.
Facts.
I did see that too, bro.
I did see that too, man. Listen.
Looking back, yeah, man.
It's not that situation, but brother.
A few weeks ago, Jason went to a party, and then the day after the party, he was on his stream talking about this girl that he met.
Named Yang.
My friend Yang.
The Yang that I've known for 16 years.
He met this girl and he was like talking to her and he didn't know how old she was
And they were like talking all night, and then he found out how old she was and then the next day on stream
He was like debriefing with his friends
And he's like, yeah, she's really nice or whatever and then he called her old
Because he didn't know how old she was initially
And then he found out
Yeah, I think I was at Tara's party
And the thing is, she, my friend Yang knew Jason through my streams and through my streams
Bro!
Bro, I'm sure when she found out my age, like, she thought it was weird too, like, it goes
both ways.
Through me?
And that's also why she talked to him, and later on she found out that he was like 22?
And she was like, what the hell?
She thought he was older, and he thought she was younger, you know?
But the craziest part is, he was like debriefing on his stream, talking about it, and a bunch
of people followed her IG, and so she went to watch his stream, and she was kind of shocked
by how much streamers talk about on their stream, you know what I mean?
Hey, y'all know every game of my life, man.
She was like, wow, I was like, watching it all unfold before my very eyes.
I didn't say that that bad, no. I said she was cool.
I said she was mad cool when she was.
22 is crazy, I'm 21.
But then if I got a f***ing mara me,
then I'm the bad guy!
Then I'm the bad guy!
Then I'm the bad guy, right?
What the f***?
I have!
We want to go to a private call. What's going on? No, one more question.
Like, are you staying the whole squad top? I have to see your in person vibes.
No, yeah. Where did she get a bit from?
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I didn't even see that.
You know what I want to do? That's how you know.
I did that during 2023.
So I was going through it. I made it all.
So, bro, no case.
I said, yo, yo, yo, want to play car case on this play among us, bruh.
I'd be fine
Where does Jason get glasses on like
To you
This is Jason
Yugi, did you see that report on TV yesterday, the one about Asian girls?
What the fuck, that bro, my eye gap's not that big, bro.
I've been a change to talk to someone about it.
I was fascinated.
Oh my god, man.
Plus, I've been wanting to talk with someone about Asian girls, so let's be friends, and
then we can talk about it.
Oh my god.
Is this on Crunchyroll?
So Archie just had no dialogue?
What am I actually watching and what did you create?
The internet.
Jason's responding to a toast tweet saying all you guys are fake for coming after his
friend Saikun or whatever, right?
And this dude goes in the comment and says, David, best friend, by the way.
No information to back this up whatsoever, just a random claim he decided to make, just
completely lying on somebody's name for the love of the game.
You have no information, you have no pictures, no screenshots, outside of the lounge.
And this is what I mean when it comes to the parents of nature of fans and people who just watched it thoughtless now my fucking man
Man, I'm glad he's wanting in prison. He deserves that shit. Listen. I will never ever say anything again
until after I
Was going by innocent by until proven guilty and I was completely wrong and I said that bro
bro stop
Don't actually watch the streams and stuff like that if you're not actually gonna think that's like
I'm gonna speak the facts, bitch, bro, fuck!
Don't comment on some shit you don't
Know because it's only ever been around David for like a collab. That's it
And I think like one thing like like he said after the phase party or whatever
But like I used to watch Jason in the past. I used to see those streams, Papa
He was only ever collabed with bro when it came to like some type of stream or anything like that
He was never friends with wrong and I think that's just the parasocial nature speaking because I think all these dudes who collab on stream
They're like friends or something y'all should know better especially with these artists. It's Tyson that Prince will LeBron James
This is
Okay, I know I defended him initially before any of the evidence came out and I regret fucking doing that man
We already spoke on this and then she came back up after the fucking
Great fucking gifts right here John you're the one
Say allegedly it's not really allegedly, bro. Hello
Yo!
Did I just release you?
Yo!
Hey, hey!
What's the problem?
The fuck?
Yo!
Yo, bro, I'm streaming.
Me too.
Wait, there's my setup right here too.
Bro, I literally have a fool on Dead Spot in my room.
Yeah, there's a Dead Spot.
I have to be by the door.
Welcome.
Your setup is right by the door?
Yeah, yeah, welcome, bro.
What is the setup you got going on here?
It's, bro, this is the grinding set.
You want to go take a shot?
No, bro. I'm about to regain. I'm gonna end, bro.
You getting drunk? Let me do it with you off-stream.
Okay.
The dash.
Alright, well, I'm about to end my shift,
because I can't even sure if I'm gonna make it.
So if I put my set up like this, I'll have to service my room.
It's service for me, yeah.
So maybe...
Your room's at a different spot.
Bro, what are the odds of that?
Alright, I'll just react to you.
Alright, baby.
What is the odds of that?
Lil' Lay.
I
Yo, just look at him.
Yo, it's eight o'clock!
The guy's in a little bit.
He's in a lot better shape than we are.
The fuck holding? You did it again!
He's old as shit, dude.
See, Jason wanted to cycle in the shoes,
or cry in his life, bro.
It wasn't even that bad.
Wait, was there people in deadass like...
Jesus Christ, so...
Holy fuck.
That wasn't even that bad.
I
100 9000 likes this isn't
10000 likes is 20 20 turn selfie. Yeah, pop off
my tweet
So this is just
Okay, got mugged by second. I just like to call that out
I
Yo, raid me bro, do you raid me if you're ending yeah, thanks, bro
They'll be ready to check. Yeah, he bought my ship, huh?
Well...
I guess there's only one thing left.
I do.
A message from me and my girlfriend.
Yeah.
Fuck, restart.
I'm not in it bro, come on, put your heart into this shit real quick.
My music!
That's the music volume.
I can't sleep.
Say oh god it's happening!
What the fuck!
Oh god it's happening.
What the fuck, it's not, fuck y'all, you sons of bitches.
Alright bro, this is the last time bro, alright, let me get this one out bro, this is one
more bro, that's it, okay, damn, I just like doing an anime voice dude, I'm not even like
Hating or nothing, Barrel.
I'm deadass just doing the anime voice.
Go man!
Go man, go man, go man!
I would like to apologize to everyone
I disappointed most of all.
Go man!
I'm so sorry I put you through so much.
I never wanted to make these mistakes again and hurt you and the people I care about.
I was unfaithful and I own and fully admit to that.
I told them I was single, which I know is not right.
I can't believe I'm so sorry to all the people that I hurt by doing this.
The following is not an attempt to minimize what I've done.
However, I've seen these false accusations about me that are not true.
These false accusations about me that are not true!
I got them with a knife!
I cannot allow false accusations in such extreme labels
to be paid in the right place on me.
I do understand that people making these claims
did come a place of hurt.
So please, am I sending the word out to them anyway?
I just want the situation to get better
wish them the best. My girlfriend and I didn't respond quickly because we were
already working on our relationship in communication before all of this happened.
Having so much private information exposed to the public made it incredibly difficult for us to heal together.
I'll be taking a break from this streaming in order to better myself and keep us tied
to trying to improve our relationship.
I'll read her the chat.
Thank you for waiting.
And I will continue in both of these experiences.
Go man!
Hey, shout out to the thugs, bro.
Shout out to the thugs.
Shout out to the thugs, man.
W's my girl voice.
Oh, nah.
I don't know if I can do the girl voice, bro.
I'm not the best at the girl voice.
But y'all sure are.
My girlfriend wanted to share her experience below the message written by her being a shawarma
artist.
Oh, Nii-chan!
Hi there.
I wanted to start by saying thank you to those who have been checking on me and wishing me
well during this such difficult time. It's been an extremely hard day to learn everything I know now.
And going through this would be one of the hardest things. I can't do this shit. I can't do this shit.
No, I didn't feel bad for the girl though. I can't do the girl one. I can't do the girl one. I can't do the girl one.
I can't do it.
I can't do the girl.
The girl, the girl actually like, I actually feel bad for her a little bit.
But you know, she wishes this wasn't public. She's still with Saikuno, so
I might have to respect that, bro. You know what I'm saying? She stay with him.
I gotta respect it man, Saicuno?
You're a handmaf!
Gotta respect it.
I mean, actually, I don't respect it because, you know, she deserves better.
But I respect her decision because if that's...
If that's how she feels
Bro, you know what I mean? I'm always for a woman. So I
Gotta be like, yeah, are you do you you know as long as you're happy it's one of those moments
You know, it's it's one of the as long as you're happy moments. You just got to show support to the girl
Having my worst views become reality then put on full display and use for profit for everyone to see is absolutely mortifying
This truly feels like a nightmare.
It was already hard enough trying to work through things in private that just add another layer of difficulty and stress on top of it.
It just made a song chartered from you.
It's a copa.
Ah, man.
Yeah.
Alright, bruv.
That one wasky, one of my sideshams.
Good chat, bruv.
She talking about me?
Stop on me.
Well, since this post, I won't be ending my streak.
What? What's the context?
Come on, bro. Last sketch to take a straighter.
What, bro? Last sketch to take a straighter, YBG?
Do you see this?
Dude, I saw this.
Yo, Yana's dead.
Yana's fucking hilarious, dick.
Grunting.
Who is grunting and shit?
Breathe, Yana!
Breathe!
No, Yana, breathe!
Hey man, we got a reaction out, listen.
Tomorrow better be a legendary fucking day, boys.
Legendary fucking day day day day
Alright hat trick coming soon man
W fucking desktop man we got the desktop segment out the way I got on my knees for this shit
So man man streaming honestly bro
There was a time period in my streaming career where you know I
Was walking on eggshells and I dad asked what scared to speak my mind my bro
When you just speak your mind and not say the craziest shit obviously and you just have fun with it, bro
I'm like I'm having the most fun of my life
Just string and just life in general man
I'm still gonna fence it most of the time, but you know I
Love y'all
Fucking love y'all
Hey boys
I appreciate y'all for watching, follow the stream if you haven't already. Tomorrow is a big ass day.
I see y'all when I fucking see y'all. I don't have an ending stream stream, so that means stream ending picture thing, so
Yeah, I'm gonna end right here.
Hey, lovely boys.