you
I
Cuz
He's literally met everybody
I'm literally dapped up Dembele
You wake no, I'm not a lot bro when I see that alarm hit
Let's see the alarm hit. I really didn't know if I was really gonna be able to wake up. What's how you woke up?
You know, I woke up like
740 so I'm gonna pull up at 830. I'm gonna wake up at 830 and then Uber but then I was like the game starts
I hate 30 can't do that. You know me it's not it's not it's not it's not you know, but
Yeah, let's do it you get woke up
I woke up, kinda, I woke up, my alarm snoozed it,
and I go downstairs and he just sitting on my couch, bruh.
Man, when there's content to be made,
when there's content to be made, I'm up.
That's the thing about me.
When there's content to be made, I am up.
Respect, respect.
I'm very excited, bruh.
This, this reminds me of,
who the hell did we watch that one day?
This reminds me of, we haven't done a watch party
since brav long, bruh.
Man, that's the difference is, uh...
Oh, here it comes, bruh.
Oh
Who's a mid-ass game yo wait chat the Portugal I'm trippin
This thing was important. Yeah, that's man United versus not I'm a good remember the movie when I hate wash the moon on it
Naciously fire. Oh, yeah
You don't understand. I might cry. I might cry with him. I might actually cry with that me too
But yeah, it's gonna be a good-ass game. This is a legendary final right here, man
Fucking legendary right now. What are you playing blindside the killips? Oh
How do we place the bet
Where do we play stuff bro?
Well fuck yourself no mouth please
steak
Oh, no, I don't I don't I don't think that'll be definitely
So the game and every soccer takes on two
Happy people happy people niggas talking about Paulie market his Paulie market that they make a little cook is these these new apples
Keep us for the same no I'm not a lot PSG are gonna teach Arsenal what it is to be a real
fucking champion team you don't understand right well oh my god they're walking out
yo it's time to act yo somebody please a bet for me i'm gonna have a place to get
yo shot if if if if Arsenal win all my life i'm giving a hundred get there only if Arsenal win
A piece you're gonna be beat a belt to us. Look at soccer, bro. Soccer is actually
He's all that strikes and has some type of aura on that team
Don't fuck yourself with your kids
I really feel I could go pro still
No, that's if I decided to take off the string for two years
I'm nervous too, but I got a
You need to see I already recovered
Thanks around your nose and then take a car in a car. I don't know what I need
Why did he buy you breakfast? No, bro
The Loki is not good to eat this early morning. Why breakfast did
Your wasting calories that you can use on a bigger meal later
That's not true
Imagine instead instead of doing a nice breakfast and
In in in in somewhat decent burger I can see the trips in burger a trip in burger later in the day
Rooners being PSG where they cause wounded because now one guy's ass not so
Wait, why am I watching an 80-second ad right now?
Like everybody who's in our small family I knew that though, huh?
And then there and then
In the dinners, you know, oh, it's cuz it's fresh boy Marlon's there right now
No
I'm gonna be honest, this is clean and all.
Why doesn't he be on the field bro?
Why doesn't he be playing with him?
None of these people have ever been at a sex-hack before in the world, man.
I'm checking his name bro.
That's deadass.
That's like running in 90 minutes bro.
That's it.
to burn up out it's like
that's how when it woke up pulls up or when it when it happens we go into
every single US game back you're under arrest what I mean all the ones that
are here oh those are the USA those are like coolish no I did I did research
I
Just know the the teams out for
Like I think
The first us
Is the second
Damn, you didn't know when the dates. I mean nothing wrong with the dates, bro
Ain't nothing wrong with the dates. Yo music game
Well, you don't you don't want to hear the minions ad there's a new minions movie or just pickable me movie
It's a minions movie
Fucking warping bitch. I'm not larping bro. You're like goddamn god for me. I try to learn
Hey, no, I'm not you're not even trying to learn. I know piece bro
Oh, I need to show the sign Jersey. No, that's a good Jersey, bro
We got to say about who's band in Bel-A
Can- Bro, Can-San-San-Hee
I literally, oh yes, I made a song with ETA with that, with that, with bro
It's actually in my drafts
With Can-San-Ha?
Wait, no, it's not in my drafts, it's not got deleted
Oh my god
Can-San-Hee
Can-San-Ha
You made five players on PC, Vintenia?
Yeah, okay
Okay.
Debele.
Yeah.
Duwe.
Uh-huh.
Oh, what a woman.
Come on, bro.
Lee Kang-in.
Ooh.
And...
You got one more in.
Come on, bro.
I got one more.
Hakim.
Huh?
Hakim?
Hakim.
You tell me.
Hakim, bro.
Hakim.
Hakim, bro.
Come on.
You got half of the way.
Hakimi.
Hakeem
No, Hakeemi
Hakeemi Hakeemi you fucking retouch your brother. Oh, hey. Oh my god game a star
Wait, do I know how fucking premium? Why am I just constantly watch it? Are y'all watching ads with me?
Or is it rather running ads because the game has their running max ads right now
Watch Marlon, bro
Wow!
I mean, LARPing, girl!
That's this real LARP right here!
SESBUDDY! SESBUDDY!
Wait, I'll be kidding you, watch for Keaton!
I see him!
Oh, shit, dude!
I don't know how to set up anything without a word you knew.
Like moon like it's not big enough, bro. No, that's what I did like like clearly, you know, you'd have to stand
Did you even see no kid? I didn't even really sleep that much
If I want to make it a streaming why why are the people at the top working harder than me?
Dang, okay
Maybe a green screen
Yeah, come on
Why is your grease grease so small for such a big girl?
Stupid I grease me little baby. I agree screen. Oh later. I gotta I gotta body ball to me too. I'm grinding a bit
Oh, see we better run
I back rinse cream
Well, how you do it? How you do it? Okay? Now go to your foot. There's no like why they might remove my shit
Oh, yeah, press effect and then book pro-key
And then go yeah, and then press yeah, there you go. So now so now it kind of works
Then zoom us in
Why I see his chat, and then turn this a little here. Oh
My grace is too little
No, love.
Don't worry.
The way you make it look little is by putting it
in more closer to the screen.
Oh, OK.
Hold on.
OK, now we move the angle here.
Now we're able to use some lay room.
Boom.
OK, boom.
There you go.
Now, oh, damn, lady, you got to hold.
This isn't made for two, for sure.
All right, boom.
Now, we're here.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's kind of, hold on.
Yeah, bravado money, so it seems more realistic.
We're missing, we're missing the game, we're missing the game.
We're missing the game, bro.
The game started 47 seconds ago.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
The game started 47 seconds ago, and now we're overdubbing the money.
Overdose and I'm on it. You get a choke
All right a hundred gifted on the line
Okay, you read Jason gotta give your child a hundred get the two. All right, but come on
I'm gonna get this if they lose her. How'd you get it? What a hundred give it is Arsenal win because this is an arsenal
Hey, watch them niggas. They niggas is trying. I can't love the boomers today. Yeah, why we watching back in my friends
I'm good.
And lock me to that shit.
Wait, Jay, if you can make an overlay, that'd be fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course, bro.
Wait, 60 is not awake.
60 very is not awake.
60 is not awake?
No, no, bro, you pay him.
She should be awake whenever you're awake.
Bro, let's go.
I'm going to see if she's my best friend.
Oh, 60 is awake.
She's awake.
Hey, you doubting that nigga that nigga?
Then they give you that.
Listen, it's literally right there.
I don't see it.
There is Toscaira.
Washington, St.
Oh my God.
Let's go.
Virginia.
Oh my God.
Virginia is a part-time.
You know who's good for you?
Yeah, you're a sweet and sweet person.
Yes.
Oh my God.
You're a sweet and sweet person.
Yeah, right.
You're a sweet and sweet person.
Yeah, right.
You're a sweet and sweet person.
I would be surprised.
You know that's the best love back in the world.
If we could get them over to Madrid, I'd that as we said, my own baby.
I
This isn't a lot brother
We can't show that actually
Yeah, this is my time to 38 to 39
season this season he's the hand of that book so I'm still
not sure definitely deep fist debate also been filled through our genius is
that I still play that's something that's surprising you see that name our
God injured yeah that's actually sad bro it's actually sad I just got a
I
I don't wanna get dragged into any case.
We don't need to go through the door.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I can make sure nobody's around.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
You don't need to, you don't need to use the company.
Like, that's your tough, that's your stupid, bro.
Who are you?
Hell.
Bro, big, pretty cheese chicken, cheese garlic chicken,
and lots of cheese guys, bad guys, for a couple days.
How much did you lose, bro?
I can't imagine that in the beginning of the show.
Next time.
In the same time hours.
What's going on?
Oh, he's watching in the discord.
I don't know, see, but it's got his first.
Damn, bro.
Hey, they might need to stop my meeting.
I mean, Ruri, is that a notch?
No, you're already in. You're on the bench.
I'm not.
Kang Sangin.
I mean, Ruri.
Who do you think is pretty in the woke up?
Um...
Any situation?
Oh, in the World Cup?
We're allowed to switch up to the seats.
Because our team in the United States is pretty good.
I remember live, I got like 8.
Oh my God, Havoc is through?
Havoc is through. I'll play into a second here.
Oh my God, he just threw him.
5 minutes into the game bro!
5 minutes into the fucking game bro!
What the fuck?
What are we doing?
Oh my god, awesome!
How?
Take the Jersey off, bro. It's not because of me!
What the fuck was that?
That just switches off. You thought I was attached to you.
Five minutes into the game?
It's a blaster, bro.
And there's the struggle.
What was that, man?
Head ball!
No, no, no, no. We gotta go to BAR.
No, that's not right!
Oh my...
COMPLETE!
Who messes with bro?
No fucking way...
No, no, no, don't worry, calm down!
Calm down!
Did he beat him?
No, I didn't close anything bro.
This makes the win the 2x2 balance.
Oh bro, this is gonna be a fucking nice win.
Bro, like he's gonna-
GET OUT!
That's okay bro, trust me.
He's supposed to score.
You know what I mean?
Tran Stalmo.
The man like Hatcher,
and Kavarov,
and he's going second goal.
2.
He's just taking some long deep breaths.
Down guard, have a look.
String this, Dave.
I'm a fan of football, but rummaging over everything, faggot.
Oh my God!
I think that's crap, that's faggot.
It's so big.
How do you know that I'm there?
These fucking goons are gross, faggot.
Why are you guys surprised that I moved up?
Well, when there's times when I'm always up.
I'm always up. I ain't alive. What we gonna after? I'm just gonna be straight
Ballast central brother, dude. I'm with the creator of fucking ballast
If you body found by silkie, then I don't care that's concept, bro. Come on. No
Trouser, I didn't know Trouser was-
The fucking ball, man!
Yes, Huckie!
Huckie me, bro, let's go!
Dude, if I didn't even want to come back, bro, I can't even serve him. I love serve him, bro.
We already got the best right back in the game.
It's Troubles and Arnault.
Both markers and chop, bro.
I sorta got this chat and learned the term, and it doesn't sound spammy.
No, it's not-
Hey, Ronny, hey, Ronny!
Oh
At least the ref has eyes boys
Oh my god, yeah, Collins are still a lot on that I let's 60,000 people
Yeah, they were never getting the new year. You do know why would they just lock out the insider news?
They were never gonna need it
You know me that I have insider news that bro. They were never they were never going to remove them
They were just going to limit them on the website. I don't know what that means, but it means something
Look at the pressure is she's putting down into the fucking arsenal bro. This is this is gonna be like around
331 my prediction is for a long
War one PC. I
Think I think a 32 game. It's gonna be a 32 game. It's gonna be a good one, bro. It's gonna be a good one
7-1 Arsenal. That's right. Yeah, that name is smoking. I don't know what type it is. He's smoking, but let me get on that one.
Let me see. Let me see. If P&P win a second UCL, I'm going to be on this, bro. And they just already know I'm going to see a couple of hate forms on him.
And it's like, bro, why hate form? Maybe P&P's just good. You know what I mean? They turn it around.
Why is everybody trying to sign up for petition to get out of Miami, Madrid?
keep it above that's what happens especially around the trade fan base
like we're very much they were not me racist no no no not me I'm not but I'm
saying like like we know we're talk to your club when people pick their eagles
before the club but it's okay I know it's different over there oh my god
Oh my God!
Oh, NT! NT!
I'm gonna die. Gabrielle is top five center-backs in the world right now, so that's a good tackle.
Oh, he could make that tackle. That's a good tackle.
That's a good tackle.
Ah, thanks.
You know where he's from, Gabrielle?
Uh, Gabrielle?
Yeah.
England.
Yeah?
Oh my God!
Oh!
NT! NT!
Please arsenal blues bro. I'm not trying to give this honey Kato
What a hundred on this
We really let that that's insane think about that laugh it like we're boys
If you wanted to go to pc literally be on the field like quartz I could kill
Oh my god, maybe I could have hit that connect that pc we could have been close out
I didn't I should have hit him
Yeah, I feel sorry because it's just...
No way, he's two again.
Nice Marquinhos.
What a fucking defense play, man.
Nice.
Wait a sec, who's the black guy with the bandage on his wrap?
I forgot his name.
Which one is his own, bro?
No, people use it for aura, aura points,
if he's in that nature, or trauma.
Like, for example, Benzema.
He used to wear the gear on his thing.
Benzema, 17?
No, no, no.
He got crazy in 2015.
You want to see his stats?
Such a better move.
It's kind of similar as my point.
A JC 2020 book.
Come on up!
What is that?
What was that?
That's a Jason DeWine type of shot, bro.
What is that shot?
No, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck was that?
What was that shot?
I don't like that.
no more of that no more of that what was that bro you wanted to be a hero bro y'all game late no no no
how is it late but I'm watching it off the official fucking Paramount website the stream
delayed under eight you don't respect Raya no why is also good right it was very good
I mean these obviously both teams are very good because we're in the final but you know obviously congratulations
I'm so familiar
Oh
One day
Oh my god, why stream delay? I don't know. No, no, no, I don't know. I switch
And then the game seven with LPC is spurs. We're looking by nitro your screen share 720p. Yo, buddy
Like what beggars cannot be fucking choosers
nice
I'll try no pass
Jesus
What happened to Dona Roma?
He's a Manchester City man.
Wow.
Who's PSG's main goalie?
Mike speaking?
I haven't watched a PSG game in so long.
I'm feeling anxious guys.
Can someone help me feel ease?
Oh, he became the oh
Yes, okay. Yeah, I thought he I thought he was there. I thought he was the subject
Ever since obsession
Yo, shout out to the moderator anniversary, what are these?
I think you played in a tournament stadium like this bro. Like that means you have the experience bro
How does it feel to be like such a thing?
twice
I know you wanna score like I'm gonna be honest. I knew you were gonna score. I was I don't know I
Especially with your ties with Benjamin Nitsuyahu. I knew you were gonna make that that fucking penalty
I'm actually very disappointed points that they didn't make that penalty that should have been an easy pen to score
You should a mr. But it wasn't a bad panda. I will be honest. I really had to save his life
Crazy fucking
Wow, man, so I'm smelling a gold soon
Don't kiss the bathroom your message
Okay
Oh, this is not the PSG that I know. No, I don't got his finish
Almost
Oh my god, I'm all
Yo, that was a handball
See, it's great. I see it. I'm really good
I'm looking for some attention.
Let's take a look at it.
Oh, hell no.
Bro, BSC has control of this game.
Yeah, no, I'm telling you.
78 ball possession versus 20%.
Sometimes possession doesn't matter to me.
It's whoever takes the opportunity to go away, man.
Possession doesn't matter to me.
What the fuck is Virginia doing?
Touched it, bro.
This is gonna be in the fields of my softwares.
It's called football.
Maybe that's another one.
Another future one.
Another future one?
There's another future one?
Yo, what type of shit do you have, bro?
You might have the hentai virus, game.
I don't.
I didn't take my vitamins today.
today I guess I didn't even stop in you from fucking mucusing gotta be on some
difference you brought up to me pirates in silence relief or you can spam
origins but if I see these drinking origins I'll put you on
I don't like it like this, I like my name.
Why is the billet print, hold on.
Let go, what's with that?
Cover, cover, cover, cover, cover, cover, cover, cover.
I'm gonna change you, see, you got the ball back.
I like, oh, they got the ball back.
Found the garbage, garbage.
Don't drink coffee when they're safe, man.
Yeah.
I know, how do you spell emergency?
E-N-E-R-G-E-N, space C.
You gotta get the powder in each one of them.
Damn bro, I haven't seen Duet Duet.
Do you want any time for me to see this?
Um, no, no, I'm good.
Should I be like, I don't even know what to do.
I'm good.
What's that? Your breakfast?
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
Is that yummy in there or not?
No.
Camelio?
You're pretty asleep.
Yeah, they're asleep.
They're like a bar or something.
You're not awesome.
You're a good player.
You're probably defending.
Water?
No, no, there's water here.
Water?
Come on, bro.
That's okay.
You have to play through.
You might as well put a double bash right there.
No, you might as well.
You're gonna do double bash.
No, that's the method.
Because they use fake delivery for one of the rules.
But they have something different.
You're gonna do double bash.
No, that's the method.
Because they use fake delivery for one of the rules.
That's not how it works bro, but it's okay bro, you know, it's not how it works, it's not how it works, that's not how it works.
Nice. How much time do you spend on like fast food?
Five.
Come on, Marquinhos.
That's it. Wait, has the vele always played on the wing?
I thought he was striker.
Yeah, there has. I don't know why he plays so long.
Oh, nice.
What opportunity come on there's no
There's no hungry bro
It's rigged. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie
For two
No
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100% I get it, no he definitely did.
You know that clip where he's like, oh, are you left footed?
And he's like, yeah, are you right footed?
He's like, yeah, because he don't know what he is.
He's got two dominant feet.
He on my top of the top of the top of the belly, bro.
He's in the district.
That's a combo.
I don't know, I just know I'm not.
combination that is six minutes in habit scoring your goals and you're just firing a f**king
he's gonna be habit sector chubby's with well with these two actors you sorry well with Chelsea
and you know with Arsenal if they will if they won't obviously
nice do you win? do you win? do I see someone on the right wing? what the f**k?
nice he's going out of the back oh what are we doing? no this is bad opportunity it's not good
This is throwing me off, boys.
You definitely don't have enough of a tag team when you're playing fucking.
Dude, I don't like seeing...
Like, bro, it's so weird.
Like, not seeing rummager being the final today.
We have hungry.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, hungry.
Is this Arsenal's first time in the Champions League?
In a minute.
Yeah, but when the Champions League is 2008, when you...
Baluch?
Yeah.
But they're always top of the league, man.
I was a...
I was a recent, I think.
I mean, this is the first time I've ever seen this.
Oh, no, they actually never won.
So what's that stuff to fuck about?
Oslo is never won.
Yeah, never won.
You really?
I literally said that.
But they're always top of the leagues.
The thing is, they don't.
They don't never win.
What was their last three of these?
I don't know.
Last league?
Yeah, their last league title, other than this year.
Well, they say they've never been to the championship.
No, no, no, I'm not talking about the 2004, bro.
No, no, no, I know, but you guys give me a chat with you.
You're born in 2004?
Yeah.
You are, because you're when you're younger than this.
It's the same.
Cool.
That's the technical pass.
I like that, bro.
Like to Raya?
Oh, no, no, no, not Silky's ex-team.
David Raya.
David Raya, the goalkeeper.
I got to chill.
I'm going to call him David from now on.
I'm not going to call.
That's actually weird.
I got to chill out of the way come on oh my god, what a passing between you my god
What? Oh? Oh, I see the backwards head pass
Oh my god
Dead-ass embarrassing I would dead-ass play better than that
The attack is long. Yeah, I'm confused on what they're like. I don't know. What are they doing?
The thing is about like football players are like they are not built
Like you couldn't like if you see like you see them walk on the street, you couldn't tell that
Because they're just skin
Facts are not
They don't look like superstar assets unless
oh my god that's our fucking president right there that's our fucking president right there
that's not netting y'all who do respect this day at front of you know bedding that mister
make it happen right there that mister I'm a third of coaches San mario next week but
my parents they look so we call them bro that I miss dude oh my god I'm about to cry dude
I would say something out of the Bernabéu.
Oh, dude, I'm just reminiscing.
I'm going to another game again, one day, right?
That's just me.
Artistic out of ties with Ben?
No, bro.
Dude, what a fresh start.
I'm not gonna lie, our school might have a couple of years
of dominance, man, because Pep Guardiola
chose Manchester City because low-key their own competition.
But it depends who Liverpool end up signing,
because you do know that Arne Slar got signed, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So harness on a slot they get sad so now they before looking for a message because
They spend millions be backing fucking Arne, you know, I mean they spend millions back in Arne slot
So since they spend millions and now he's sad now they gotta go through another plan
It's like another little rebuild, but they're gonna have to try to rebuild with two attackers
They got it's a key it's a key key it's a key take and then they also got he said
That are amazing in their own fucking position
You're ready to clear it but I'm not disappointed.
I lied back in there.
Irriola, wait, Irriola is that one close that plays for Bournemouth, right?
You're the Bournemouth?
Yeah.
All right, there you go.
It's okay, they're going to turn it up.
I've never seen Luisa or Eke choking the thingy.
Did they give you two telegrams?
They did not.
Injury, injury, injury, no, no, no.
Did he kick through the head?
Oh, no, I mean, I'm not gonna ask him to let you get paged in a ball out of his face.
Oh, we're golden, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
He got kicked in the head, bro.
He got kicked in the head.
Oh, fuck.
He's definitely concussed bro.
What did they say?
That's gonna leave a mark.
Ooh.
Damn.
He got clipped in the head.
Yeah.
He's holding both his ears, bro.
His ears probably green.
Oh my god, the other ghoul is warming up, bro.
Why does that look like Victor Valdez, bro?
You know Victor Valdez?
Yeah.
first to his keeper for the first half of the season.
No.
He has been playing since January the 23rd.
No, we need him, bro.
This is the end of November 2, Saffodorf.
He then suffered an injury which
I should chivalry him back into the team.
But the moment the Saffodorf was finished,
we were in Riké.
He dropped chivalry and reinstated.
In Riké!
Oh
Wait, is there second choice there? Does anybody know?
Well, he'll be fine
Travis Scott!
What the fuck? Yo, Travis!
You know who you coached, you know who you coached?
Yeah, yeah.
Matt.
You know, I need to re-live that.
Oh, he's back up, bro.
What's that man talking about?
No.
I'm just going to get you.
The fair, the fair was, uh, fair play.
Come on.
Candida below, below Wenger.
Oh, wait, wait, uh, Simon Kedira?
Do I have ever heard that name is so long, bro?
What do you mean, me there?
What?
What do you mean, me there?
What?
Simon Kedira?
I'm here in pleasure.
I
No, he didn't know that you were selling, bro.
Two, oh, we're back.
Now we're in the forward spin.
I'm sorry, dorm in that high.
Ew.
That's FIFA. We're playing FIFA, that's fine.
We're playing FIFA, yeah, we're playing FIFA.
Should we start playing FIFA or not?
No, I, no, no, no, no.
You see?
Got the controller right here.
No, I've seen, I've seen, oh, fuck, I've seen,
I've seen me get there too many times.
Hold on.
Ooh.
The belly?
No.
I'm trying to see the back.
Don't say.
The belly too big?
No.
Now, y'all see, the defense are insane right now.
Ooh.
It's been great, though.
Yeah, they do this.
They're playing like Crank the Buzz and the same.
Like this dude is so good, man.
No! No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No!
Yes!
Oh
Oh, he's still on the ground bro, no, he's okay. He's okay
But that was a pain.
I know, and they used to call it a poogie dance.
It's not about being poogie.
It's just that that's a pain, you know.
What's he going to be playing?
Go to get in front of the goal at some point.
What?
Oh, he fell on his leg, bro.
Oh, that was a pain in the fuck, bro.
I don't know why they're going to say pain to us.
Yeah, this is a pain in the fuck.
You know what I mean?
Now that I've got a watch, it's all right.
Yeah, of course we need to.
I genuinely think Portugal have a good chance of being humble, bro.
Different coach walking into this tournament, I think, I believe.
Can I worry all favors to win the World Cup soon?
Spain are very strong, too.
First.
Then Bob Bay into the final again.
What a lead pass.
Honduras are in the thing.
Dude, when's your not gonna be a little close?
I'm not gonna lie, I forgot being on case of football.
I wonder, no you know what would be a shit off, Honduras vs VML.
Like those two nations are terrible at football.
Bro, but like...
Bro, they got like one year.
I'm like Honduras, qualified for the 2015 one, which is surprising, and they haven't qualified for the 10th, so it's gotta be a little bit of that.
Vietnam hasn't had the right to go to the South in terms of the 1-2, but Vietnam is the center.
We would deadass be able to make the team, bro, I'm not gonna lie, we could make the deadass.
What?
What did you say?
like the
Tentast playing park the bus. This is the most like boring thing you could do with football
Yeah, it gives you the trophy, but this sounds some athletic or Madrid shit
You park the bus wait for them to only be able to cross and who is the like, you know, I mean like this is so
cringe actually so
That's why having our summer store first is so tough not worth
No, we have like 90% possession. They just have all 11 players in the back end. So they literally can't get past them
Come on we got this
We'll see how they break this.
Hey!
I like the way he teems all the time.
Nice to do it go to is that you nice
Oh no okay I don't hate this usually are pretty much doing that type all game
which I don't hate and then arsenal gonna be on the counter attack just
hoping that
What is going to be?
Nice.
New Menace?
Oh no, New Menace.
Oh no, soccer. No.
Get the fuck away.
I'm not going to play.
If I were to push them out of the accident, I would be so...
Oh, actually bro.
What is the accident that you stepped on is Dole.
That's what I'm saying.
Every time I watch someone get attacked in possession, it seems like you won't say a thing about it.
No, the reason it's...
All they do is play counterattack.
Yeah, that's what they're doing. That's what they're going to do.
Play part of the boss until they have counterattack.
I'm not going to lie, really good at being in this position before where they're playing counterattack.
It's very...
Flood arsenal, girl.
That's what I'm saying.
Of course, you're a mother
To a you see on the lead for our school is big
If Arsenal and okc went tonight just blow the world
You want oh you want a sportsman? Yes, it's originally I'm not gonna lie. Okay, see home New York
Yeah, we do
Yes
Yeah, whoever wins the Western
Hold on hold on what a fucking push
Why is he so slow holy shit the belly
Oh
Nice fucking pressure. No, we're pulling him down
Let's do it. Oh my god. What a fucking steel move. Oh my god. He's spamming right stick growing the breath is
I
Gotta get a target they're holding it down for now
I don't know what I'll do like if I had to be elected to the public you got to live in a country where you don't really want to lose to you
Every time we get transferred, I think about it, I'm actually scared, you know?
I think that's like the NBA too, except for the girls, but in the NBA you get to stay in the state, it's just a flight away
So is it
Scary one-tonny a week. Oh fuck yourself. That's the age
It's just hard like it's just hard for the pain the pain back
Part of the cause.
Come on, give me.
Huh? Come on.
You mean this?
Give it a ball bitch. Give it a ball bitch
Look like a Lorax character bitch just like a fuck out of it
Give it a ball
Why don't we gotta do why don't we got to do this
I
Runic you look like the Lorax bitch fuck you
That's a woman the fucking game, bro, my twin
Please if all it takes is easy to score to get this game intense because then our souls first
because they're forced to attack
I don't know what you're saying, you're going to die while I wait
What are we playing for bro?
What are they playing? Football attack?
What is this bro?
Nice, come on, Milo Mendes
Milo Mendes
What are we?
I don't know.
We had a school in New York.
I'm too old.
You tried new shit.
Now Cava's hitting 20 more turns like the right side of the field.
What is this, bro?
Oh
It's all good
I
What am I watching right now? I'm telling you it's so sad
I
What if you would have let this recover?
We'll see.
Oh my god, bro.
What was that header, dude?
I got literally me, bro.
I relate.
When will you miss the penalty?
I can't believe it's a new champion for me.
No, I can't relate to that.
It's absolutely, I can't relate to that.
Can you grant us rights
with manual happy instincts
to defend that penalty?
Okay, I'm telling you, this is the worst situation being,
because this is like,
our someone's gonna play like our someone.
I mean, it's the best.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
So, looking at the other one.
It's okay.
Come on, that's the youngster.
I forgot the name.
What's his name?
Calvert Lewis?
He doesn't?
No, that's not it.
That's the only case for everybody.
Oh, G.J.s.
He sent that shoot to Cheeky Red-Eyes!
What the fuck? Oh my god!
Who is Henry, bruh?
Henry.
Henry? Henry?
I see Cheeky today. Bruh, the tomato tomato.
Oh, what the fuck, man?
Wow. Wow.
I got a minute left, huh?
actually so fast yeah what do you think they're gonna say in the locker room
you're like if you were a coach what would you say
this isn't even the motivating factor because PSG's don't know what they have to do
they have to attack but it's just Arsenal have a good technical defense
this is more so like bro we gotta attack from different ways stop cutting in
bro the cutting is not worth this plus six
i'm gonna say nice fuck our slow bro
can't believe they play out man just never to five bro
this is what you just said thunder bottomless lie from hell
you see the shit that they say no you see the shit that they say bro and it's in the morning bro
it's early in the fucking morning bro
what the fuck bro
six minutes
that's a cover
I don't know where I'm going.
Right, bro.
Yeah, who'd you get to see, man?
I hope not.
Hey!
The truck depot is holding the shape.
That's the stuff behind that. It makes me feel like that.
We have a server delay, and please believe me.
Nice working hours.
Two.
No, bro.
Too late.
The last one will be overjoyed.
That's a foul, bro!
No, they just got a start shooting on the keeper, and Ryan, I'm sorry, David.
Oh fuck, I can't say either names, bro. I'll be behind you, bro.
I'm just gonna say I don't have some good people. I don't love people.
What's that barbeque?
This is fucking bleak, man.
You got a moment in this here, bro. Let me tell you something.
No!
Oh my fucking god, bruh.
Holy shit.
I
See
Well final push
I know push
Right to the goalie. Oh my God, bro. Holy shit, man.
Best shot so far. Yeah, I'm going to be honest.
yo leek can you in why are you here
why isn't it bop better than that person bro
I don't know how I'm going to be doing this.
I don't know how I'm going to get there, but I have to be natural.
You want to just go in?
Yeah.
You need to let's say your dad didn't have to get up from bed to watch the game, because you just have to pick up the remote.
I
Bro, what the fuck are you saying, bro?
It's over bro, I'm finished I'm finished
Nothing nothing no, no, no, nothing
I
Careful oh my god
Ozoneau's game is there get a set pieces like corner three kids like that's their shit
That's what they should be doing you train for so this is actually very very very scary
I've never seen that happen. You know what you should do? You should be really, really calm.
Bro, you should be low-key, low-troll. You should allow them to...
That's what I did with my calm. I let them post anything they wanted, their opinions and everything.
Obviously it's going to be different if you're bigger, but I let them post anything for 10 to 15 minutes
and you can't ban them and you can't un-mog them and you can't un-be-uping them.
So it's like bro, you gotta let them post whatever they want in opinions. Obviously then it can't be out of them
You know TLS is here
Bob saying unless it's TLS of course then you ban them. That's all I'm gonna say
But you have 80k natives like this isn't normal, bro. That is
I mean bro, one has 80k people speed has like a hundred k, you know what I'm saying?
No
Let's look at it
Yes, sir
I
Link is clicking
Penalty
No penalty. No, it's actually yeah, it's just like soccer is part of the SGA
Yeah, of the...
This is like, wow.
It's just like, wow, bro.
Yugi Ma Jason, the guy.
True, I agree.
Travis Scott's there, bro.
But only have gotten that idea from Benjamin and Tenya.
That's good memes, bro.
Templeton, they are.
How can I help you?
Hello, I'd like to become Jewish.
Shoot.
uh
this is what your mods doing
that's not my bro rangel i bro gingee is that shitty mod bro i'm not
he's english now i mean
Yes, let's pause there in the analysis because Travis Scott is going to go to the football team.
What the fuck Travis Scott know about football, bro?
Dude.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Why is he an Arsenal fan?
I don't know.
What's up? How you doing? Nice to meet you.
I'm sure he is an Arsenal fan.
How you been?
What's going on? Is this a game you had to hear?
Let's go football. Let's go which team you had to pick a team, though.
Let's go football. Let's go which team? You have to pick a team though.
What? Why? I'm sorry. It's a real awesome little legend right here to my left. I'm sorry.
I like that though. Old school. Come on, come on now. Old school.
Oh, cool.
You have to take two out.
Is it right?
I thought.
Wait, I don't know.
Did you just watch it by voting?
This is good.
Is this your first time to see Michael?
Oh, that's dope.
Okay.
Well, welcome.
We're very happy to have you.
My best friend is a KSG fan, so I had to bring him here.
I'm sorry once again.
I'm sorry.
The last thing we got left in our head, bro.
You know, I'm rocking with you.
Oh.
I'm rocking with you.
I know you're an agent, but you know I got us rockin' my teeth, join a brand again.
I saw your late-competes close, that was you.
Now, boss of the night, when he did not, he did not such a thing.
By the way, that's still out. We had a blast that weekend.
We had a private concert. Oh, look, this is what I'm saying.
We're telling you.
No, no, no.
We all big fans in.
Can you try to flip to get one more time?
No.
He's doing it, doing it.
Come on, show him how it's done.
He's literally the lady.
You got a favorite player.
He's up for 45 playing your songs.
I'm gonna play a song for him.
No, no, no.
Let's go football
So he's rooting for
It's my appreciation don't forget to think your mods apply fuck my mods bruh
bro shout out the mods brother you really make the world go around
I need to get my guitar to sing.
I'm gonna give me that bitch shit bro.
You don't know what a lead clickin' segment bro.
Hand me a little winks though.
I'm both charts, bro. I'm both charts.
Mr. Beast nearly survived his attempting to, what was the call?
Sid's your ex Sariah Stado, Riah's taking a picture or something, the car recently in
his car.
Okay.
What a fool.
No, this, dude.
I
Know this bro Jerry don't know how to move tack anymore, bro
PC are getting robbed those definitely a foul or not a foul
My bro look at the beautiful get oh my god wait. I like this audio. I like this
Oh yeah!
15!
I
Can't wait to the age. I'm like, bro, bro. Does age mean I can't have fun
I
Made noodle hair and now don't you see the me and most new headset I mean I don't know
His shit his shit sexy. He got noodle hair now, too. Yeah, I should say this item Ronaldo made at be
No
Dragon's play some one million
How do they even I guess they know that soon?
Yo, I was like the back home here. She's I don't know. I think I'm happy I didn't have to be matter enough
Well, what's second half? Well, you know the local one where they're about to come out demons
Then barely by the second beat on some demon time and work peesies with me bum a car will I eat?
That was the worst first half of about ever
Oh
Back though not to not too bad
Wow
Think about that, bro. That's y'all's go by the way. It's kind of like put that out there
We're at that. Who's that Kylie Jenner's with
This is fucking years ago, dude
I
Look up. Yeah
We did it, but we tried to do this dude. Yeah, we did it. We was in faith
I don't we all have to tweet even faith that shit hurt me. I was like, what the fuck but now game, you know, there's of course
Yeah, I think there is some difference in a month in a month. I did it. I think about that said game
Oh, you got the orange one you should try it
I think about that. It should get us taste like, but let's see. Awesome, of course. We did it, man.
All four videos too, man. So what we do, man?
Think about that shit, bro.
Nice to meet you.
Edly.
Holla.
What's my name? Holla.
Bro, this haircut was some shit. That's what it was, bullshit.
He had that bullshit on his head.
Where the fuck did he go?
I don't know. I was...
Where did the emergency go oh in the back
You need to get your own name right wait it's putting relaxer in like hair bad
I just you see so
You got you got one a hair game I'm talking about like much here
My sister's one a but I feel like I got to a at least yes
Speaking of
Let's go.
Bro, you dead ass gals.
Bro, I just be bollishing sometimes.
Bro, I be making bollish bollish.
Alright, buddy, click the link in the chat.
Speaking of Yugi.
My name is Khlicha Baratskhelya.
But you can call me Kwan.
My name...
I call him Kaba, bro.
It's a different shit.
Wait, is this real?
I mean, yeah
I kind of liked his audio that was hard
The Mario Block!
Mario!
I thought that was the Mario...
M-Mario!
No, that was the Mario...
M-Mario!
Oh, so like...
All of the servers, man.
What the...
you
I need to bro. I need to see him before I leave this room.
I mean I'm one of my fans.
I also need to see rummatures winning live, and I also need to um..
I don't know what else I need to do.
I also need to get some things ready.
I also need to get some things ready to be seen.
Little Honduras? Definitely gotta go to Honduras bro.
one day. Rise, Kane Lee, and
brother, I'm on my way. I'm on my way to the game after this.
We'll do the one thing real quick.
All right, come on, come on, let's play football.
Come on. There we go.
Start right here.
Okay.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh
That's what it's kind of do you have YouTube TV I do
It's like it's first of many cookies in the second one.
Well, it's not even for the truth.
A yellow card.
But somebody has been stranded in my play.
Christian Moschera.
I have to play scary.
He's played.
Dude, I love that.
A blind man against Jeremy Dotton in that vital lead game,
a couple months ago.
And it couldn't get on point early in that game.
Fuck it.
I'm with it.
Let's do it.
I'm not lying, bro.
It's just me and they won't go.
No, trust.
I'll be OK.
I can't believe they let average with a three ball like that.
That's so crazy.
Nice.
No, Dwayne, you got to be stronger footed.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
Saliba, you want to come to Madrid?
Labs, bro.
The Austrian Tower?
I'm at 51, 52, 53, 54.
On a positive note, at least come by again to do the walk away.
I'm still driving to we're all going to be we both gonna be out we all gonna be up there
Nice
way off the way of that sample.
That's the moment to feel it.
I wish I knew how to understand.
Lacey said, bunch of mailers.
Yo, Lacey, stop with that shit, bro.
He's electrified.
He's electrified. My shit piece is funny.
Here's the fight.
Oh!
What are you-
Ah!
No.
Ah.
Nice.
I
Fucking wonder who I wonder who's nice. I wonder who bro. What is that past terrible?
That's about a thousand dollars.
Thanks for the bell, the other team.
You need to win that bell, make a lot of money.
No, we don't.
No, but there's a whole half.
That's what we need to mean.
There's also a bet.
13 points.
I'm screaming out at him.
Not for this, my rumbar.
Hold on.
What?
You're pushing.
We need a leakage.
The pain.
The pain right in the back.
So cringe.
Five in the back?
That's so crammed.
They're playing for the trophy, that makes sense.
It's like, it's sad, but it's like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it's cool, it's cool, it's very, very nice.
It's so fun.
I'm going to make the difference, it's in the last 20 minutes, you'll see it's due to that.
You're going to keep the pace, keep going, keep driving away, keep going.
You know if two seconds is going in the ECL finals, you're turning it to me.
I mean, it's awesome, it's good for you.
Do you even know if you're here, Henry?
Yeah.
Of course we do, right?
I
They put any
I'm still gonna play like scumbags
It's unfortunate football, but it's like I don't explain this
They're playing for the trophy. Oh
They play like a political Madrid exactly
Exactly like a political Madrid
So it's, it's a, you'll think you can see that touch
I think, last month in a book there was kind of some extravagance
in this stage
They play safe man, you can't be mad at them
They play safe, I gotta be honest
I'm gonna raise
What the fuck is that, man?
I'm gonna go back to Ryan
What?
Bro.
If you had to leave for the team or the Euroword,
you'd have to leave until December.
That's not how it works.
That's not even how it works.
I had an energy analogy at all.
Yeah, that's like play for what?
They didn't mix the subs.
I don't even think it's the subs that should be wrong.
How do you beat Park The Bus? I've never been able to beat Park The Bus.
I've never been able to beat Park The Bus.
Wait, I need some beat.
Nice.
Oh, like nobody in the fucking area.
But we got the ball back.
Do I know? Do I know? No!
Yellow. Yellow car for soccer.
Hey, how old is soccer, that chat?
He's a 30-year-old soccer player.
He's 30 years old?
26?
Wow, wow.
the impact
all the bullies are in the
I am
I'm not good at LR
that's not your red car
his LR is like my shoe
I should have done that
I need to check
too very soon
old stuff
I
Smile back at the hairline. Haha. Yeah. Oh my you've been saving everyone
I'm lucky about that shit, bro.
May I watch with you? Of course, bro.
Please, Arson. I'm gonna let Arson score just for the vibes.
Look, bro, fucking, look at the pins, bro.
Please, just for the vibes.
You're just trying to get in, in the right areas.
You're just trying to get back onto yourself.
You're not putting back the weight, you're just trying to get into that.
It's like, you know, football adibi board.
That's not true.
You're not sure if it's in the right direction.
That's not true.
Yeah, get on that, get on that.
Hold on!
Come on!
No!
No, they get that.
Whoa!
That's nothing, that's nothing, hold on, hold on.
Wait, really?
They did have a sub-mine in there.
This is interesting.
You need to make it fast.
Ow, bro.
Yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow.
Yellow, yellow, yellow.
You are new to Baylor's. Why are you talking about Slay?
I hope.
I have to.
I'm going to be?
Hope is not lost.
I don't think I have a new goal. I want to become FIFA president and then
He won bad
But soon I'm gonna start on watch just give me a little bit once I become a little like someone with money
Like but you really had like four chances to have good genes and you became
You had every fucking bad gene
And you start making money, bro, you talk you talk you talk you talk you talk you talk you talk you have money
Nice fight for that ball you guys want to win the league nice foul
Give him a red give him a red for the greater
God
Taxes on a payment
What the fuck, man?
Oh, fuck.
You want to touch that?
It's just like...
Can we get a fucking opportunity to score here?
No!
He's done! He's done!
Sir, I'll give you a bit of a little bit.
Give you a bit of a little bit.
I'm not gonna lie, that most scary little guy is a yellow flag.
Another yellow flag.
That's a lower level.
Go on, go on.
Hang on, hang on.
We need this, bones.
We need this.
Who's going up on the fair?
You mean that?
It's a little bit of a routine.
Wait, it's finally taking the air out.
We are still looking at it.
Yeah, I'm still looking at it
I don't see what the issue is
Oh, Hansy got squared up
Barrenskelle, who knew he was good
Hansy got rounded
He was in trouble
He went to reach out and grab him first
Outside the penalty area
Don't catch up, though
It's hand-bend that he steps out to score
Just before half-time
And the first leg of the semi-final
No, no, where we going?
Who we going to take it?
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
We need this! We need this!
We need this!
Here we go! Here we go!
I love this. I love this.
No birds. No birds.
I swear to God, I was lost big.
Wait, what happened?
Team is taking it.
You had a good game though. Let me control it.
It was the same.
I just need one more.
Come on. Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
Almost.
Come on, let's do this!
The belly is 266!
Come on!
The belly is 266!
We know it's the belly!
Oh no, it's the belly!
The belly is the belly!
Come on, the belly!
Here we go, the belly!
Come on!
Clean your feet!
Come on!
Oh, buddy!
Oh, boys!
Yeah!
And we have a game!
We have a plenty of gold, man!
Oh my god, bro.
What's gold, dude?
What a penalty. What a penalty.
Bottom left?
Beautiful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I should be back soon.
You don't know, babe,
when you hold me,
and it's the sweetest day you have.
How'd you manage to make the melody about your guitar?
How'd you make the melody about the guitar?
Yeah, then it's a beautiful game.
Now they seem to actually keep the part of us.
They actually subbed out Moskera.
They subbed out Moskera?
Wait, Kyokuris was never playing.
What the fuck?
Yeah, you know guys it's finally in
So that means, P.S.T.
Literally, modern people
Modern people are like, oh my god, Sweden!
Sweden!
I'm sad as fuck, bro
How are you supporting Orsonals?
Oh shit!
Oh, we're playing FIFA, yeah, we're playing FIFA
I
Will say this I will say this
We're putting your person
Like a lot you see they're good now. Yeah
Cuz bro, if you think about it, we haven't seen arsenal attack
The other than the first obviously the other can bounce him off his chest and free off the chest
So you guys can see what's going on
Frag see, Frag see
Wow, what the fuck brother?
They're good at this
They're foul, they're like shit man
S.J. Brewing this fucking game
Let's stay in the hot wall
As to why that wasn't the case
So yes, good decision to not give that second yellow whether you give it as a something positive attack
The attack from Denied August was without a treatment of the fact that he was going to be charged.
Bro, Volusia C. Bro, Volusia C is coming back next week for many controller.
You don't want that second or third punishment penalty paid for.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That will have to be achieved by FIFA a couple years ago.
So practice, I don't know.
I don't know.
Come on. Now we got a game on our hands. Come on.
Come on.
the right side you see
I haven't got behind Marlowe
say word
good on you
you've ever searched about having a new stiff mat?
there's been a few moments aren't there
a few minutes or so
just as down as 1000
I think the score line as it is
hmm
are y'all from the bugs line
yeah that's
man that guy
Such a good cat.
It's so, it's so, you don't understand where you're going cuz,
let me be honest, brother, his relic is good.
I think he has a good relic too.
Do you see that?
He's broke high, and Piper might be broken up.
Because Piper was hanging out with Gavin.
That's just, I'm the best attempt there.
I'm trying to make sure that, you know what I'm saying?
That's it. They be throwing me off because I don't understand like right now. It's just a drinking water like
Piper's dead ass. I don't understand the pipe. It was hanging. I was gathered on the tick clock a long time ago
And I was like what about what kind because I went to her snapchat. Yeah, what's your stature on the shot on the shot?
That's what it's called. The showcases and bush didn't she never kind this I wonder if they're fun
What about Rekhae?
Nah bro, that's why Rekhae is called his Venusian.
Rekhae, bro, he's on his Venusian.
That's why I told him bro, shall I Rekhae, bro?
What the fuck, bro?
It's okay, Rekhae.
We gonna see what Rekhae get into next.
Dude, what if Rekhae get into some shit?
What if Rekhae get into some shit?
next to one of our kind in the system so you know what I can't say no you can't
see what are you actually talking about 23 year old with snap like one
What nigga?
You be honest, that's nuts.
No it's on the showcase.
I am on requires to snatch that dough.
I gotta see the updates and shit.
You know?
Get that out of there, bro.
The narrative now is possible for resilience
to shield with a setback.
So I'll cut off your-
Oh, I like this game.
Cause now Arsenal and not Arsenal are
of course the attack, if neither they're done.
Whoa, okay, what the fuck was that?
Why is your scoreboard downgrade?
Yo bro, I'm not gonna lie bro, you're 60, bro.
60, you pissing me off, bro.
60, 60.
I'm not a cuspe, I'm not a cuspe, man.
JTJ at his finest.
Bro, I should have said QC1-1 Arsenal.
Bro, that's... Bro!
It sounds like Twokie is deadest not on me.
Hold on.
Oh
Timbers good
I would have finessed it left-footed bro
Yeah, that's a little bit too much.
You believe that?
Yeah, what was the website?
Floatmob?
Floatmob.
Goal!
I'm not proud of you man.
I'm not just shit myself.
Oh.
SPY!
I'll be fucking proud of myself.
Look.
That's what we do.
We zoom in.
I love it.
the same way not not as you know I mean there's another pain a little bit more
aggressive
yeah we're a little whistled through
here we go bro hey one penalty yeah our shows play also our son was playing a
lot more aggressive now you see that
I don't trust I got some pizza on here bro. No, no, no, you can run that fast
Let's go man
You know, I got it.
It's okay to have a nation of jerseys, but you shouldn't have jerseys from the same
league.
Like, you shouldn't have a match with your city jerseys, you should have an arsenal
of jerseys.
I don't have an arsenal of jerseys.
Sure, yeah.
Imagine if you scored last minute, it's going to happen.
Somebody scored.
I was going to score there, I wanted to see if he could have been there, it's like they were back into the truck and they're back.
I don't care dude, I'm going to...
Nice.
Yeah, we're like 30 seconds behind with the bar.
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah, man!
I'm not sure.
I'm sure.
Nice punch.
I'm not actually
looking for the rest of it.
Just in two books.
Can't wait out a day.
10 by 9.
New your PSG fans.
Why am I not surprised?
Uncultured pause.
Piece of shit.
Piece of shit, baby.
No.
my car
PC PC week can we hold the ball holy shit fuck is going on man go my god
Oh
Push man, it's the fucking final
Fucking drone shots. Chow what happened to his foot?
Oh my god, it was right there man truth burn
Now Timber was a good switch for a muskara muskara was like he's getting beat by kava
every time what a fucking tackle
I
Do what PSG need though
Cuz now they're not playing part of the bus it's easier to cover
Are you fucking
Get off and get off get off the cam and then you're watching ice to the ground watch it
Oh fuck I'm gonna say fuck you shower me
No, if you don't like football bro, I'm gonna be honest. You don't know you shouldn't like any sport
I'm not doing
I
Do it get off him. Oh my god, the biggest is gonna be my church
Fuck off the fuck off little beach. I don't like that sportsmanship
I
Hasn't done shit, that's the 30 year old starboard
The next 15 minutes
He didn't win this game.
Ah, I'm cheating. I'm sorry.
Please leave the base.
You're on camera. You're on camera.
Oh my god!
Huh?
Ah, no man.
I
Come on do it
And see that's not like
Martin Ellie's on okay, Martin Ellie and
So they're taking out no way they take our soccer. No way
They take up trust on me
Trust on and um
Yeah, put Marlon on the fan can
No way they take up soccer
Who the fuck just got on the
Oh, they take out Louis Kim
Fuck, bro, holy shit
Holy shit, S.J. actually ruined this game.
I think you made a sub, they have it.
Ah, 18.
No, I think you scored a S.
Number 11, is that trust?
Sorry, number 19 is that trust one?
That's skinny.
Wait, is that soccer?
They took off soccer?
We took off soccer for Nomi?
No, he hasn't done shit.
But you never take off soccer?
He hasn't done shit, bro.
Yeah, he didn't go to school.
Damn, my boy.
Yeah
I'm gonna like cover even though he's injured and has turf play this nigga has done the most with these Jesus
Yeah, why would they take him off?
Uh, there's injury.
Eventually I'm gonna be honest.
Sorry, Kavara, sorry Kavara.
You never take off soccer.
What the fuck is going on?
He has a yellow?
Here's your dress.
Would you know the piece, I think he's related to kind of sign with me.
He's my hongo.
Haha, where did my bongo?
Haha.
Yeah, I want to see a little more like right rice to expand
I smell only good
Oh
See right
Perfectly tied to the three.
So, Barcola, we sub you in to take shots, okay?
Barcola, if you're just gonna run into the goalkeeper, you can't do that, bro.
Well, that's the second right of the season.
He has no talent left to do, but when you're on the top, he's made crucial saves.
The team you're trying is locked from range again.
It's Barcola's first thing to tell a funny breath, and he does all of everything that
He knew he had to get that, he knew he had to win that all.
Parking his long legs just wouldn't take him there.
15 minutes left, he knew.
Breathe. Breathe.
We have a game on our hands.
Pardon me, it's left. Actually, sorry.
Oh, that was a good try.
You think that's your turn?
Yeah, let's say three minutes. Yeah, three minutes I think because Carver or Corvera
I see the threat that you're going to pose.
I'm going to say two and five minutes.
He's back on the ball.
If anything lasts, it'd be very surprising.
Fuck it, Raze.
I hear him.
Mccainia.
Mccainia is to help the team.
Hakimi.
There you go.
Hakimi.
The skill move.
I like this.
Double press right there.
I get a pee, bro.
No, you don't.
I have to be back for Pence, bro.
No
oh I got scared oh my god I got sick no I'm gonna be out of the fucking no no
bro I'm fucking in the farm oh my god shit guys and he doesn't have cologne
I can sense the tension in the air.
That's the shit game.
Anything works, game.
Come on.
Goal!
What?
I'm going to go to PEN, bro.
We got extra time, bro, and they're PENs.
We got to go.
Easy please.
So much pressure they need to see.
PSG still has.
PSG still has two more subs.
That was so close, dude.
I think it's fabulous. Yeah, I mean we just show in we got two more subs
So it should be okay
Yeah
Oh my god, he should have scored that bro. I should have scored that man
He is very much suffering from a cat trapped in there and...
Why are you doing this?
...so getting to live playing on a computer...
Get in the shop!
Oh, that's Jynston! What the hell?
I
Six minutes added. Why do I feel gold here, bro?
Yeah, they're awesome for the stress. He's loyal.
Stressin' man.
YOKI! What the fuck is YOKI's doing here?
He's really enjoying that off-season. What the fuck?
It might be checking in on the 30 minutes at least
Can you do anything by your kids bro?
I think it's all they get six minutes. Wow. Okay. They probably give the six minute right now in the day
You buy your kids brother make you make millions
We need this piece. We need this. Come on man. PC. Stadium is on fire with a little
that. We're gonna be back tomorrow.
We asked them. We asked them
and we asked them and we asked
them and we asked them and we
asked them and we asked them
bro. We're going to be back.
No. No. No. No. It'll be fine.
Check it out. Check it out.
little as bitch, bitch that nigga named Rice, or Giocares, say?
Giocares, bello.
He's up there as the batter is, as he's holding it up.
His temptation is to lay it off first time with players running,
and beyond him, sometimes just hold the ball,
so he can't get off the pitch.
He scored 21 goals for Arsenal this season.
That's the best by any Arsenal player for six years.
Yeah.
Now, all the bellies coming on.
I mean, not the bellies.
Ramesses
No, surely okay, this is what I'm guessing they move the bellicose the right back right mean
Do it and sub do it out and put Ronald's like this
The surely be waited till everything is done though right?
You get us cam moves, have people and whatever you get in here.
Yeah, I'm an Asian player and people ultimate team.
No, Debelli, no.
Try to run, try to run, try to run.
Yeah, you see? Yeah, Debelli, yes sir.
I'm talking about Debelli.
Yeah, I'm coping.
I can't.
What's wrong, Debex?
It's got less than two minutes to have an attack here, Clive.
They've got to find something from somewhere.
Thanks, Captain.
Fuck it.
Yes.
Here's this.
And there's the melee seconds walking.
There's the walking area.
So I'm taking them off rather than using the gun am I?
I should have struck them with an anti-air rifle at the back end.
Fuck your ways.
Is there anything you can do for the country of this age?
I think they're keeping the monitor extra time I've been on it.
Damn, Dembele.
I think they're doing it. Thank you.
I think this works better though now.
Gonzalo plays more of a what? Like a hold back?
Ramos is good though.
Yeah.
I'm watching Ramos miss that pen now.
Oh my god, wait. Dembele can't shoot pens anymore.
I
Got a blow to fucking
What the fuck what the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that, bro?
That wasn't even browning.
That was Barcola.
That's the second time he did that shit, bro.
Barcola might be the second coming
of Adama Chaiori.
Oh my god, bro.
He had a high-ass fade, too, man.
That's the DDG with dredge fades.
Yeah, he had that dredge fade.
Thanks for your time.
Extra time come on
Extra time guys
Mosquera man probably honest mascara was lucky doing good
I
Read
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my god, man.
I'm excited, bro.
So it's 15-15, right?
Yeah. Wait, what do you mean?
Oh yeah, 15-15. Yeah, both of them.
Like, I seen this tweet too.
Karlo Anselotti is considering
killing Neymar and reviving without injuries.
at full strength and possessing infinite energy through the Edo Tensei Jutsu
bro what the fuck how did this go?
such a like this sweet bang bro
it's a good second tweet though it's pretty easy
brazil twitter is different?
no actually
oh cuz it got translated I'ma do it
this is the shit I'm talking about
I fucked December
No, no, no. Why should this snow rise?
But we're gonna be back soon, bro.
Like, Nigga, to be honest, Renuja is such a beautiful club.
Nigga just don't understand.
This is genuine slop where I'm watching you Tim will never be back
I
Top players Swedish
It's a player no keys a habits from being on
No, I got thousand subs on game seven tonight. What streamer want a wager?
You won't I want spurs though. You're probably gonna. Everybody want a bit on the spurs
No, no, no.
This, we did not have a football team, did you?
Do, do da.
Nigga, I just, I'm genuinely wondering what,
is there anything he can do?
Like massage his muscles or something, bro?
Like anything?
How is he actually so injury-proof?
It's insane.
Jay's awake, look around.
Oh, Lisa's in the hand, bro.
It's only safer.
I don't know.
I hate this audio.
Oh my god this is fun.
I hate this audio, bro.
Can I really know what, how the f-
Why, man?
Oh, that's actually like that's fucked bro
Imagine being one of the best players for Japan and you suffer a hamstring injury for the World Cup too, bro
Every four years for years, bro. How old is me?
is anybody know
Hey
I do one late 20s
All the game the game the game started the game
All right, come on games back on boys
Let's go.
That was game audio, Jack.
I'm doing alright. Lower.
Unfortunately, I will be out of the World Cup.
Can you guys tell me where to watch?
By the ship?
Yeah, I thought so.
Do you want to see birds on my discord, Jack?
Why did you two never walk alone?
You never walk alone?
I don't know.
I'll ask you this bullshit.
Bro, I'm beyond as personal as chances haven't been like anything crazy.
You're twinging? That's not much.
Dude, they really sucked in better than that, man. That's fucked.
Wait, who's that?
Who's that?
That's Barcola?
That's Ramos.
N***a, that's Barcola, n***a.
Barcola got dressed, it's not, oh wait, it's because it's blurry, man.
Oh my God, man.
No.
Wait, is audio good?
They are nice
It's low?
No, they are not low
I'm just going to turn this down body over
I don't need this body over
What does he know about this?
Noni, Noni!
Your bit-raised ass on discord, bro. Suck it up, buttercap. I don't got nitro.
Where's Kangy Lee? Bro, he's streaming. Who next to me right now, bro? We watching the game together.
It's going, hold on.
This is their shit, like set pieces are their shit, bro. Gotta be careful.
I
Fucked up when they when they say you're on the jammu-chan and they switch it as a
Look at him. Oh captain man
Corner FC see
Sun nice your nose is fat fat as fuck fuck
Have you iPad bro
They should really go in a pen, huh? Maybe
Either PSG scores or Arsenal hit a counterattack and it f**k um, PSG. That's the only way I see the game going.
Because Arsenal, that's what they're betting on. They're betting on a counterattack. They're not very good on...
I'll just attack you normally.
Oh, the eye bags on that guy, man.
You know what else is so puffy in the face?
Yeah, I forgot to get
Nice
I'm switching up to the private concert today
Here we go Emory, make us proud man.
That's Fabian, did you do anything?
Fabian, yeah, he was alright. He was in that game.
Oh you got the game jersey on.
Did you?
Yeah, I think it's jersey on there.
Difference
You'll need you get something on the score dude, I'm not gonna let it give you this cookie
Time to prove himself though Emory's gonna go crazy. I'm sure Ray said wager me on game tonight. I said I'm not
Wait, you're very just betting LKC, a thousand subs.
Sock yourself riveting you wait 90 minutes for two goals to be scored?
Bro, this is what I'm talking about. I don't understand how people don't like football.
Like, like, European football.
Wait, do I take this?
A thousand subs.
You guys first?
First.
Yeah, take that.
Five thousand dollars.
Take it.
I
Don't win for
I need odds wait why because it's game seven okay see okay see
Okay, see his favorite win
Who's fit their favorite to walk at your home? I forgot they don't yeah, what are the odds right now?
Like in this first book
50 yes 50 50 because I'm sure this is still game seven
So, how would odds work, give you 1,500 cents, 1,500 to hit 1,000, if you want odds, or maybe
1,030.
Why is the chance ain't go, why is the chance ain't go?
Wait, they said no.
Oh, what a tackle!
Wait.
Oh my fucking god.
Akimi! Ramos!
That will...
Oh.
Is Eze on?
For Arsenal?
How come they didn't put Eze on?
I just tell a great lucky dog.
Eze is on?
I'm gonna be honest, I have not. I'm chivalry.
Squares are plus 1-0-30.
Any dogs, bro?
Shut up, Damage.
Ezai had a chance.
He missed his pass.
Yeah, I haven't seen Ezai. I didn't...
I mean, he's right there.
Aw, he's nail-biting, bro.
fuck you smiling at he's kept me happy bro
bro he can't think of this right here
We just kind of go on second to one.
Ah!
Corner.
Jalen Williams is in play two.
He's injured, but.
I'm nervous.
Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus.
To think, PSG would have already had it won if Barcola knew how to finish.
Do you think he's your favorite O.K.C. player? Darren Watkins Jr. or Ronnie Nets?
He didn't have to probably go with Ronnie Nets. Definitely was drafted, I think, third pick.
You know what I mean? And he's going insane.
saying yeah he had a slow year at the beginning of his career but you know at
the end of the day that's what it's about coming back
okay see for believing them believing in them
What the fuck?
Bro, he's not Ronaldo, bro.
What was that?
They're going pens.
I never noticed he's mustache doesn't connect to the middle.
Nobody's mustache can make you look like nobody's mustache is that little Asian kid bruh?
Wait, isn't that Asian kid the youngster from Barca?
Bro, he looks cool teen on the bench.
I think he is.
Yeah, he's the youngster from Barca.
Bang! Keep that shit out.
I
Didn't throw how old is Joe?
They're walking years of Nick's legend. No, bro. He I'm not a lot. He could have won MVP over
Not a lot bro, not there walking to speed bro
I
But what can't get money, I'm sorry
That's not a pain bro
That's not a pain, bro
Not a pain
There dad has come but let me look at Marlin cry that has let me look at Marlin cry
Hell reactor, bro
It was equal
So sort of shorter
scared to be a wreck of it
yellow card
keep going i'm gonna give you red
that's what i say
keep going i'm gonna give you a red
yellow bro
give him a fucking tech
come on bro
rice more like fucking not nice
cause he got a yellow card
No, that's not a pen.
That's not a pen.
He held his arm.
He was holding his arm?
Yeah, that's not a pen.
I don't know why they're crying.
What?
Non-pen, bro.
He was holding it.
That's not a pen.
I don't know why Niggas are thinking that's a pen.
Good shit, bro.
That's a non-biased word for it.
Non-biased, bro.
Oh, there has to be a switch.
He said Rudy Arzoo.
Rudy Arzoo?
Bro, they even said that in the video.
You guys do sound like a football player.
You're doing crazy, Rudy Arzoo.
Like Arzoo?
Yeah, I was supposed to be a...
I either chose ruining or going to Europe to practice.
I'm not in trouble.
I could have deadass gone, bro.
Decided I want to like my yeah
Like my my name, bro, I don't sound like a footballer Jason
Jason who do ours who sounds like a footballer? Jason wins sounds like a
Jason
Yo guys, segment ended.
Baraldo?
And they're gonna mess with Benny Hanesha.
Hi bro, I don't even see that
What the hell is a barral though?
No, the tuning is like stumbling bro
You can rock this mountain that we've done ever since we got sucked down bro
I don't know.
He looked like a rash for a bit of like Facebook.
He's up?
Jason is pretty thanks bro.
I'm at Emory.
I'm just nice off 30 seconds left to the whistle. I ain't a lot of chance. It's gonna be one one. We're gonna pass
Come on, I'm not so busy
Hands out of I don't think
You got no sleep what the fuck you're doing it
I'm off for hours I'll be fine think about me bro
You make sure she
Why is the team you're looking for the team and we need you do
We need him my god, dude. He's limping
We've made like five subs bro
That clip is top-five.
Yeah, that shit's good.
That's rockin' steep.
Damn, other low-can.
My life is like this right now.
Okay.
Really?
Real Ferdinand?
Is that Schmeichel or who is that?
Is that Indiana fucking Jones?
No, that's not Schmeichel.
We can't play sports forever.
Oh, it's Vandasaur.
Oh, why is there like a poop patch?
Yes.
How long before you know the mic is on the game?
Yeah
You gotta keep going to the volleyball tournament, yeah bro
What's the volleyball tournament?
It's at 2 PM
2 PM? Yeah
That's right after this one
Close
No great days, bro.
Oh, what the hell? Who are these random kids they're putting in, bro?
I'm just leaving, bro. I swear.
They took out a deal.
Oh, shit. It's in his out, bro.
Ah, fuck, dude!
Lucas Bernaldo and Zabarni.
They took out three of the four of their best players.
The team captain has got to sub that one.
This is not good.
This is not good at all.
You got to go into it.
I moved it to the wall.
I hope that is in my ass a little bit man.
Dude you need to at least be 3R Dembele to shoot hands for me that's what sucks man.
This might have lost in the game.
Fight it his soon man.
I mean, he has been brought on, as a parent would say, expect this.
Do you need to have no left?
What the fuck does that have to do with Virginia or the village in the past?
I can't see them taking that around.
They've seen them in his left chair.
I can't see them.
We've got to get there first.
What the fuck?
They've been in our last-bunch period.
I don't see them.
It's a little bit gorgeous, a little bit sad in their frontiers.
Wait, what do you mean?
Are they, they made Barraldo, CDM?
That's, is that here, Emory?
Okay.
Yo, I mean, I'm not, I'm not Archie.
There's something that I think,
that that I still think that I'm Archie, that Archie's new.
Last controls.
These are, am I just an Emory one?
I think, I think we're correct.
Hello?
Sorry to interrupt, Murray.
This is the freshest lunch on the food.
Oh.
Hello?
Wait.
Do you like it?
Refresh.
I
Oh
I'm not gonna accept it now.
Ahhhh!
Look at me just chucking that bitch here.
Look at me trying to play hero board.
That's not how you play football.
Come on, dude.
I'm trying to start a spamming goal so that I start getting laid.
Apparently we're not late enough.
to the front of the glass
I can't move
I have to get into the factory
to show you guys how to do it
I'm so excited
What the fuck was that?
Come on, you trust me
Travis Scott Gould
Like bro, y'all are just saying
Marlon score? Oh my god. No. Are we delayed?
If they consume energy, would they plan this to get out of there?
Is that a piece of broken?
Is that a policy out of the bullet?
So after scoring, we got assisted by a son.
Yeah, what do you want me to show you?
Marlon had it.
Ah! Please!
Come on.
I guess I just schooled.
Get out of here man!
Get fucking out of here, bro.
Look at that kidney-strong ass.
Yeah.
Kick it out, bro! Fuck this shit.
That's control. Come on.
Not oh my lord, I hear it's him
All right, ten minutes ten minutes ten more minutes
Yes!
Give me a minute.
Made back his week, okay?
I don't know.
There's nothing going on, man!
Ten minutes left!
Stop smelling glue, bro.
Patience, patience is key.
Unless you're nervous, bro.
Patience is key.
It's no point for KFC at the moment.
Lee, your team needs you to stop streaming.
Come on.
Oh.
Oh, ah, corner.
It's not a corner.
That's not a corner, bro.
OK.
It would be safe to train them that way on my channel,
but it's just so they're playing pretty good here,
right now.
Nine more minutes.
It was a cough bro.
It was a cough.
What the fuck was that man?
Bro, you need a rebel?
No!
Stop bro!
No, I don't need one. It's 1130 am.
I
Will be honest Arsenal also have a best case on penalties
Yeah, you took out two of their prime penalty takers with the team and in ballet
Yeah, Marquinhos not even in
The only one that really there's no one that really couldn't score or sorry
Maybe Ramos and Nevis, they are three, compared to everybody that could probably see Prince
on Arsenal.
They have Lee Kang in there.
Lee is streaming right now.
Fairs?
Bar keepers better than that.
Oh!
I think Rudy R's is pretty good for PSU.
I'm gonna be honest, he's been going kind of crazy, especially with the links of him
signing to like Brumadrin against the Crazy.
Oh, bro.
He loves pens.
That's my dream to take a pen.
Oh my god.
I'd have to do the big stage.
I'm going to take a pen on Tick-Tock.
Come on bro, make something safe.
Everybody pull up, everybody pull up.
Oh shit.
Oh shit
Final stretch arsenal. Let's see what you can do bro, but plans boring ass. They did that suck
Arsenault's actually shit
I don't know what I have in my belly, but I'll watch.
to get that on to me, it's what we're willing to risk it, and we're going to try to get some people to come back here.
Come on, bro.
In most of the houses in our country studies have been said to be satisfying.
We were two in the last 16 classes and we're expecting one more of them after the call.
That's the killing, boom.
Yeah, it's true, bro, what the fuck do you even do 11 people on defense
I don't know. I see. Yeah, they're playing the same thing as...
It's like that.
Cold.
Oh, good one. You needed a spam rice thing.
Holy shit.
Oh
They guys just playing for friends at this point
So is it one person got
Yeah, how they not jumping the guy with the whistle bro.
Arsenal haven't taken a shot since the go-up, I'm pretty sure no, 100% it hasn't.
And to think that if it wasn't for that penalty...
They actually haven't taken a single shot.
If it wasn't for that penalty, we'd probably have seen this the whole time.
Just them playing with this ball.
They're just passing it all back to the player, like what am I watching right now?
How long is the extra time?
Well, do it!
Do it!
Can you, bro?
That was it right there!
That was it!
Wait, low key?
No need?
Niggas was saying no need was asked.
No need has been putting the most
heart into this arsenal side, bro.
Especially on the attack.
Oh my god, dude.
Like what? Look at the bounce
What the fuck is this drone shot, bro? This is weak POVs. I didn't even get to see the shot for a while
That's a good, that's a good, uh, pop
Tactical pop
Oh wait, you know it's also a good, uh, penalty, I think
17, bro, 17
Okay, wait, was that N25?
Uh, no, 120
120, 120, three minutes, bro
I'm going to go for the second assist.
Right.
I'm going to go for the second assist.
Saka, greater than messy.
First time 10 since 10 years.
This is the champion's league penalty.
That's the first time since 10 years?
Hell yeah.
Wow.
The first time before the finals,
I found 6,000 riders and started back up.
second worst UCL final in the decade that ass is that bad I ain't a lot of
other like it's been pretty weak
oh yeah I remember 2016 finals I was in the Buffalo Wildings 2017 finals I was
No, I think you're 18 months pregnant with my...
What are you doing, bro?
They got coffee!
What are you doing?
I'm coughing, bro!
Bro, your st- that was just Matt Z's in my sh-
You fucking kidding me?
No.
Don't make this the fucking end.
No.
Oh
Get it out of there now. Just go to pens, dude. Just go. No, okay. Look at this
My fucking shit your shit mom is probably like
It's not handball, bro
One minute one minute one minute one minute
Handball here. Oh fuck
This is where I should have tried corners
Corner FC gets a corner
to the ball.
Great.
Why does it go?
No, why does it go?
Stop.
Niggas just...
Oh my God.
No!
Get it out!
Holy shit.
No!
Fucking God!
Get it out!
Yes!
It's over.
Alright, I forgot the pins!
Ah!
I forgot the pins!
We're going to PINCE!
I'm taking PINCE, I'm taking PINCE!
Oh, oh my god.
We're going to PINCE, Jack!
Oh my god.
HAKIMI GET UP!
Oh, man.
So I'm gonna get a pool of Jason and ween and lose the game. What does that mean? What does that mean pull a Jason and ween?
Fuck this
Oh
I did chapter pens trust trust
But Marlon bro Marlon did I drink the chop potion I'm not sure but he looked mad bloated
I'd rather watch S.J. take a free-tho-for-gain
What's this?
My bad, you're linking me straight fucking bullshit, dude. Straight bullshit
Only chance PSG has. No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No
You're giggling that
We're penalties, bro
Our penalties are real
No, yeah, I'm gonna go last
I still have a good chance of winning, bro
It's actually very hard
We can't show the penalties, bro, we get banned
I mean, we could
wouldn't be working. Yeah, I would like it.
Me, for me to meet you.
Oh wait, that's...
Put it under him. Put it under him.
I can't feel it already, I left the pedal to the front right and then you put the pedal down and go one, two, three, here you go.
Yo! Ninja top right!
Hold on, hold on.
I got this.
Bro, I was going up from the pedal.
Perfect!
You put it in the ball, you put it in the ball, you step on it.
You go one, two, three.
Oh no!
I
Go right now they're going through yo this guy goes left this girl goes right
Oh, I see why they put them I put the I see what they put the random kids
They put the random kids into the penalty shootout so they don't know where they're gonna shoot
But if you put them that lane if you put
you know where they're going to shoot, but if you put the other niggas, you don't know.
If Arsenal win, we J got to give our respective chapter hundreds of us, but I don't forget that.
100 and 1, 2, 3, boom!
Big age suitcase!
Excitement, bro.
Let's see it.
Put the ball down behind it, bro.
You got it?
You got it? You know I'm gonna mess up.
Oh my god!
I'd work as you see would have saved it
Oh my god
Chattano's brothers
They channel
I
Didn't chat
Almost
Yes glasses you see go first
I believe we'll go first.
Let's celebrate Ramos.
Ramos, bro, we need you here, bro.
Come on, Ramos.
Ramos, we need you here.
We, we need you.
We did ask for you, Ramos.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Come here.
I'm nervous, J.
What nervous?
I'm not gonna take it.
Oh, this is where our trophy is.
He's praying right now.
Light up.
Alright, you're shit, man.
Breathe in through your nose, out through your mouth.
Come, go, you're the best.
You're the best.
You're the best, you're the best.
Forget that, you're the best.
Who came on the bell, I hope, this morning?
Look at that bass.
That was my bad for me, shit.
Look at that bass.
Oh my god. Here we go. Here we go.
Yes!
That's what we do!
Yes!
Wow!
That means wow!
Yes!
Yokores!
He's missing that shit. He's missing that shit. He's missing it. He's missing that shit.
Art racing.
Joker's going left, bro.
That's a good pass.
Oh, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
You're the best.
Oh, boy, this is guaranteed.
I already know this is guaranteed.
Let's start down the middle, look at him.
Just how we practice, baby.
He's got good control.
I'm on, papá!
Hey!
I see!
Right there!
Easy walk it up walk it up
Come on baby
What we do bro
They had no like my pressure no pressure which way is gonna go to the lady? Yeah
and call the player side don't call go keeper side
just by the way he walks up
he's going left
oh my god oh my god
oh hell yeah
he's getting murdered
he's going to get shot out of the gate
He's gonna get shot in the face!
He's gonna get shot!
Oh my god!
No, he's gonna get all my, every type of slur, bruh.
No, that's a Jason and William!
Oh my god!
No!
Oh, no, it's over.
Oh, he knows. He knows it too, bruh.
He's just an air ball!
You're the babies!
Oh, no, no, no!
I've never seen bro.
Yeah, exactly.
Football's gonna go crazy today, bro.
It's over.
I love it, I love it, I love it.
Hold it.
Yeah.
I love it.
I love it, I love it, I love it!
For what?
You have one job bro!
You have one job!
How?
Fuck it! Fuck it!
Fuck it!
What the fuck did you say, bro?
Bro, that looked identical to my pen by the way.
Bro, that was like XCC saving my goal.
I shot right, it was a good shot, but it was a good save, bro.
Extraordinary save.
Holy fucking fan carries.
I'm about to cry, bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
Rice? Okay.
Follows the goalkeeper. I know exactly where he's at.
Let's go right.
So obvious, bro!
The f**k!
Does the goalkeeper fucking retorted it?
The f**k you, bro!
The f**k you, overbro!
What?
That's not a good thing to do in a ride, bro.
Why?
Where is he diving?
He just froze.
Like, dive somewhere.
Choose a side and dive.
Why are you going the same way?
Oh, my God.
You don't know.
Oh, my fucking God.
Hakimi.
Why didn't they put Hakimi for the new no management?
I don't understand.
Why don't I?
Hakimi.
No, you gotta be proud of me.
You ain't gotta keep your head high.
Hakimi, this one's going in, bro.
This one's going in.
I don't know.
Fuck.
This one's going in.
I don't know.
Fuck.
This one's going in.
Fuck this little one here.
There is no way he don't score, I'll put it on my life.
Come on, come on, come on.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Come on.
God, bro.
This one put me in the goalkeeper, I know exactly where the shooting.
Come on.
.
Gabriela Martinelli.
.
Martinelli.
He's going to finish it.
He's going to get it up and he's going to score the box.
He's going right.
He went left.
That's the good man.
Nobody can get mad at that good man.
Oh my god, bro.
The first top missed.
It's not over, who's taking it, who's taking it?
I think she had no idea now.
Maybe Zaire Emery?
Maybe I'm Barcola?
I don't know if we take Barcola, Barcola pen here bro.
Oh my god it's Barada.
Fuck Barada.
Barada.
We don't know where he's gonna go. We don't know where the fuck he's gonna go
Oh, no, oh god, we're all done
Who's that?
As a they haven't lost it they haven't lost it. They haven't lost it lost to us here. You think it was still be crazy or no
If they lost me
Get real
Here we go man
This isn't happening.
Where is he?
I don't know. I don't know exactly where he should go.
I can read through it though.
I can read through it all.
Look at the pressure. Look at the tail he's going to raise.
He can literally tail his nervous.
Oh, he's on left. He's on left.
Wow!
They won already!
We did it! We did it! We did it!
They won!
Yes!
Oh my God!
Fuck you!
Oh no!
comment section gg's we did it bro watch Marlon oh look at it we've got to
call them bro
I eat this pig!
Oh my god!
Holy shit, what a fucking game.
I mean it was a big game, but Penn's was exciting.
No, no, no, no, I shot a brawl though, bro.
I thought that boy was, we put that thing in here just to lose, bro.
Game!
He's not picking up.
Oh my God, we gotta call him.
Pick up!
Let's go!
He is dead!
Let's go!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I was live on discord gg's bruh. Oh my god. I was live on discord gg's
Oh my god.
VALOS!
There you go. That's meek.
Oh my god.
No, no, you get here.
That's what I thought, too. But you're good.
Oh wait, because there's a screen share in my browser?
You're a screen share of your browser, not your own screen.
You're a screen share of your own screen.
You didn't teach me to pass.
Case I next.
Cain.
that dude as these comments might be going crazy
as he's comming circle.
What the hell, what the hell, what the hell, what the hell, what the hell, what the hell,
Oh
What the fuck? Why the face shot?
It stopped
Brother
He's not gonna be fine
I can run, I might get blocked
Successful fucking hate watch brothers
Did he, no did he say, uh, I don't think he's lost a thing
Should we send a picture?
these are the pictures these problems be case
oh my god
damn
I look kinda chopping that photo damn
damn where the producers are they're really
wow that's good right there
now thunder hate watch next thunder dead
I
Called Toby back Toby
That's beautiful
Who else is a arsenal fan?
Chunks well, I didn't know Marlon was a arsenal fan, bro. Why do y'all keep saying call Marlon?
I deadass just called him relevant not even 30 seconds ago
Dang
Oh my god, did he did he also?
You said oh you said I should put a bed in
No, so why are you telling me that?
I am a liver proof as they want to piece you to win guess cuz our show offense wouldn't shut the fuck up about it, bro
Also the fence are the niggas that winning and they'll make sure everybody knows they've won, bro
Central C
Called
Fuck you
Is it crazy to get a photoshop picture of essay and put ksi on it and then caption it
as a as a taking the as a taking the penalty I think you shouldn't use that race you definitely
shouldn't do that especially right now you got too much heat on you right now but like
you know bro cuz like they be like oh no cuz I said a tweet one time of your
meal you'll mall today and it was a picture of wrong yeah yeah but then
you gotta understand your streamer and you you know I'm saying you know how
they're gonna make it they're gonna make it ready I don't know I don't care you
know I don't know I think that'd be hilarious but you're gonna be like oh
you're racist you know I'm saying they'll probably get on your shit so let's
let's be safe and let's not do that they're gonna make it a racist thing when
I I know you're not racist you're gonna make it racist yeah okay your dumbest
Oh god, oh no which one this one? Yes
The recent one or the recent one? No, no, no, not with Elise. No, nothing bro. No, no, no, this is not recent though. How do you say recent?
Tweet your pink with Dembella?
Wait, wait. Oh that's good tweets. I like it a lot. That's a good tweet, man. That's good tweets, man.
It won't it won't you know because you're a witcher if you were to do that one
Sweet that you just said it don't need to be catering to is like is like the troll of football Twitter and then they make it like
An Asian man making these it but this you can do
Fuck bro
Back to back we did it. We did it. That is good catch. I'm sorry
Wait, you know what you know what anybody know when we took that it was like that was in
I think it was
Oh my gosh, should I do this?
I
Post that one or stop post a picture of all three of us
You can do the video
Maybe I have to be a picture just a pic a pic all three of us
Not as hard
We look good though, we look good though, but it's okay. No, bro. We look good in that photo
Do
Little drift fan by the way, bro. I'm a little drift fan too. Oh, so what about me mean mean me and Lee came there
It's my toy right there, bro. That's my toy
Yeah, it's good photos right there
I
Really impose I'm posting on Twitter right now
We came
Posting on Twitter back to back. What is the captain back to back champions?
We did it oh we did it back to back we did it our captain size
Tag KSI bro, why would I tag?
But I look he I want us to win
Digging about it now they have to hate watching Arsenal. I want SGA to win
Because if you think about it the Knicks
the nicks would destroy spurs destroy that's really us though that's really us
bro oh my god we did it bro I guess no it's true chat like don't y'all want to
see don't y'all want to see um don't y'all want to see what's cool
SGA as no, I don't see
Crazy
Fuck wants to see SGA win bro
Bro when I see when I seen that rookie bright what was his name Brian or some shit tackle the fuck out of SGA
I did I started the crime tears of joy. Oh, bro. Yeah, right, right up right was a high school
You talking nonsense all I'm saying is bro
They were hating on Hardin for doing the same thing and now they say Hardin is one of the you know, man
It's different when it's for the title is for for the championship
They were good y'all everybody was saying the same thing about Hardin the hard and is ruining this hard and is ruining that but now
They're not they say Hardin was dead as the best. Okay, but I never won anything though like bro
SCA is flopping his way with that different chip. That is it. Okay. Yes it does, bro
No, it's different, it's different.
If I had a better team around him,
dude, he would've, and plus,
we're talking about different eras.
If one of us is right in this area,
it's gonna be the same thing.
Imagine getting back-to-back championships from flopping.
That's actually the most boring way to fucking win.
And nobody wants to fucking see that.
They wanna see a Spursnicks final.
Okay, this is ridiculous, that's not right.
You know, right here, like, why don't you just keep it low?
Bro, fucking air ball, that's actually embarrassing, dude.
Bro, like, where is this going?
I don't know, why don't you just keep it low, brother?
Dead ass, bro.
What?
Holy shit.
That was horrible.
Aren't you a rockets fan?
Yes, that's my point.
Everybody was hated on the hard end back in the day.
Now that SGA is doing it, just because he has a-
My goal, bro.
And you know who?
My goal was on target.
My goal is literally better.
Can we watch your pen bag action?
Man, I'm at, it was a good pen.
Your pen is not a bad pen.
It's just like, I'll be honest.
That's a good rise of marlin, look at the fuck.
That's a fucking quick bit of doing.
These are the week.
Oh, okay.
All right, wow, what the fuck?
Damn.
Okay, look at Mr. Poppier here.
What the fuck, what on earth?
Froze, when am I looking up again?
What the fuck, free kick?
What POV is this, bro?
No, no, that POV, huh?
Bro, why?
How?
Wait, why is this on my reset, bro?
Bro, that's a fake, bro.
And why?
Bro, it's on the core, YouTube.
What's going on, bro?
What's going on there?
Core game is probably just reminiscing, you know what I mean?
I do.
I'll do the other one.
No.
Why not that one, bro?
What the fuck, bro?
Did you just got a Westin video? Oh my god, I hate that nigga, bro
All right, look, bro
Well, would you rather fucking as they took the freak take the freedom or Jason the lean chap or Jason the lean?
I
Wish I had no power no no no no no no no no listen that bitch dead ass had zero
I remember to but that's on target the Benjamin this in Yahoo, bro, but this is it's not a bad thing
But why did you hope it?
why
But I was on target
No, I did I did I did us a soul sad I got subbed out immediately and I was I filmed the sad tick tock you immediately
Immediately you kick so awkwardly look at your body, bro
Damn this nigga was watching his niggas was watching film you could clearly tell that because this is his fucking reasons brother
You're not going to your fighting Asian Jeff brother brother. You're fighting Asian Jeff, okay?
Okay, okay, you don't gotta you don't gotta sit there and say you don't be doing this money back down
They good okay. I was not gonna sit wrong
You think they like a bad thing? Yeah, you got a twerk
Oh my god bro
Are we still clapping?
Yeah!
What are you clapping at, Gabe?
Gabe!
Keep clapping at you!
Haha!
Yeah!
Yeah
The morning was a part of that am I done
Let it all out now.
Yo bro, everybody leave him man, what the fuck are you...
What are you... what are you staring at?
It ended 7 hours ago, you don't gotta be sad, do you?
Mama, you don't gotta be sad, the game ended 7 hours ago, look at him!
Why he acted like he could put 90 minutes in?
Oh
My god
Let's go business! As they say! As they say!
Where's your hash?
Off?
Off!
And in 20 minutes.
Alright, cool. People, do not leave the camera.
Y'all stay! Y'all play the board!
I want shit!
Shit, kid!
I thought you had new potes.
Where the fuck you at?
I'm out here.
I'm out here touching talent.
I'm going to let you know that you're fucking like a donkey.
Now, mostly you look like a donkey.
Yeah, alright, yeah.
Big forehead bitch! Fuck you guys and I'll let them die!
That was filming from her, cause that's how it is bro.
No, no, no, breathe, breathe, breathe.
Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
He's that Britain's Got Talent with a fucking...
That's cope right there. Yeah, he's dead-ass front
Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
Damn.
Look at that GIG.
GIG?
All four out and everything, man.
GIG?
GIG.
Put it all on launch.
What the?
Oh, wait, oh, wait, I tried Gabriel's IG post.
Oh, God, here we go.
It's Gabriel.
Gabriel's brother is banged, brother.
Just come on, brother.
Come on, Gabriel.
I don't think he was even a fan, bro.
Oh, oh.
That's not so unfortunate, man.
I don't even give a fuck for a row.
I'm not the awesome man.
That's so sad.
Oh.
Hey, you gotta get your post in, bro.
I ain't no lie.
Who me?
No, I'm not the edgy, bro.
You mean who me?
No, I think it's me.
You mean who me, man?
My bad, I was sleepy.
You know, that's me.
No, I'm not.
I was napping.
I don't know which one was the reference.
I'm tripping.
We dead-ass did it, bro.
That's us, bro.
Nigga.
Successful fucking 8-watch.
We're not even trolling, bro.
Haramba never provides facts, bro.
Facts.
Well, what are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing right now, man?
They listed their trophy right now?
What can they be?
Should they?
You should host a soccer game right now that the World Cup is over I'm a husser I'm a husser
I'm a go to the World Cup game No I know but you should host something soccer everybody
I can't believe it.
I bro.
Ben? Wait, why you say Ben?
Bro.
It's highlights. It's the highlights that are around.
No, no, no.
No, those are highlights.
No.
I don't know.
Ben is always made of the match.
Vettina? What do you think of this?
What do you think of this?
I'm gonna be honest, I can't think of anybody.
I don't know.
I can't think of anybody else who you'd give it to because the whole game everybody was
like, like nobody in Arsenal deserves it.
Nobody.
Arsenal did a shit.
I don't attack.
Y'all think Arsenal have played well?
You're stupid.
I feel like Kavara, bro.
True Kavara.
Marlon still clappin' there?
I don't think so.
That game, bro.
I don't care.
Nobody in Arsenal should receive that.
It doesn't matter.
Saka should have got it.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
Sokka should have got it, yeah.
Still going on, bro.
Sokka's still going on.
I just can't believe you said that.
I was like, I want to tell her how to do it.
I mean, they all would have known.
They did ask what happened.
Bro, I'm alive.
Marlon would have had a better chance of scoring
than Eze.
Eze literally before slipped.
Bro, they should have said Marlon.
I don't think everybody has this campaign.
I wanna see this, okay?
That's the first one, I think?
That's it.
That is good, bro, that's where he's good.
He's chilling, I know he's gonna comment.
Bro, he is, bro, that's what he's doing.
18 minutes ago, let it all miss Penal.
Let it all miss Penal.
Head up, bro.
No more trophy, out.
Bro, retire.
Shit, I mean bro, no racist comments.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know about his stepping.
Now she was so ass.
Gabriel, shit, check Gabriel.
What's his?
Gabriel, Brazil, where's the layout?
Yeah, let me just see that.
Boom.
Oh no, his shit's good.
Oh, and his PPP.
PPP, hold on.
The one with the girl, the one with the girl.
Oh my God, did you just see that one?
You just see that one?
I thought I was a monkey, I'm tweeting.
Oh, the guy who died, the guy who died there at Sammy.
Hold your breath and speak.
You can't see the racist comments on browser, you gotta go on your phone to see them.
Why do you even know that?
Baggyo, what's Baggyo mean?
Baggyo is him, the guy who died standing.
because he took a pen and, you know, he missed it.
Oh, Baggio died taking a pen?
No, he didn't die, but like he died standing.
Like, he missed a pen.
Let's go to the hospital and get a whole hometown.
Whole hometown's on the road.
Yeah, bro.
It's Martin because he fucking touched it, bro.
He actually cursed.
He actually cursed also.
Kirk and young
He cursed that shit. Oh my god, he cursed it there
I'm not gonna lie bro. I gotta go to New York. I gotta go to New York. If there's a game 7 in New York, I gotta go.
We were sitting around and fucking Statue of Liberty might actually get blown up.
Oh my god, they're totally...
Holy fuck, they're throwing bombs, bro!
They're just celebrating.
tear gas what the fuck wait what does your guys do make you cry yeah look at
this oh yeah 11 30 bear you're all they're going to game for oh yeah we're
gonna get for right I don't think bro if I'm telling you if the sports group it's
It's an easy game. It's easy championship. Not easy championship, but next win.
If the Spurs go through, I'm not going to lie, the next game won't be either fucking way.
No, the Spurs are whooping for next.
I mean, to be honest, the Spurs versus OKC is the real finals.
No, the real finals is OKC versus next. OKC, the Spurs.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
They put all their reggae for that, but they tend to be abiding even when people don't
do anything.
What?
It's here guys, just for celebrating this fuck-up.
I don't need all the cash!
Bro, dude imagine the soccer tour you're dressing before.
Oh my god, the world is happy?
Damn.
Yeah
Kind of lose Eric a bro. She'll go wake everybody up. Yeah, yeah, John
Love
Take this spurs nicks record this year
Let's go
Okay, but that's game. I'm not gonna lie, bro. It's different with this playoffs. We're regularly she's initially here
Lost win win lost win lose lose win. I mean, bro, it don't matter. It don't matter
Hey
I
Might do a not ending
I might do a not ending until I learned his dance
No, it's not shop repose the dembelli take tires. I'm not here
Oh
What a day, bro. Now we're waiting on the Spurs Hate Watch. I mean, not Spurs, the fucking
Okay, see hey watch it tonight. It's gonna be a fucking movie jet
Holy shit is fucking riots outside
Oh my god, what bro? Can you not have passion in friends?
They're throwing fucking bombs, bro.
They're throwing a lot of bombs.
That's two hours, brother.
I don't really believe it at all.
I don't believe it.
Yeah, bro.
Alright, bro. Should we wake up everybody?
Yeah, I guess yeah, I guess it's illegal to celebrate. Wait Jake. Can you switch to?
Wait Jake, can you switch to?
You just
Jake, I know it's switch.
Oh, that's the, okay.
Can you put that in the music? You can be sure.
Of course, bro.
Bro, you sure you want to hear my shit real good?
I didn't ask that.
I guess, I guess, like, I think I'm actually getting better.
No, bro, right there, I'm not gonna let you hit the notes kind of better. I'm not even trying to.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna put it in here.
No, no, no, you don't have to make it louder.
I don't even know how to do it.
You don't have to make it louder, though.
You don't have to.
I just want to show my partners.
I bet I spent like $12.
No, no, I know you've been getting better,
but you don't have to go with louder.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's OK.
Bro, please.
It's OK.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Just for today.
Put it down.
Just for today!
Then put it down.
Just for today!
But you're getting better, though!
It's there.
Oh a week and I memorized the lyrics while I memorized the guitar and shrubs and I'm like
What's going on inside the theater? I hear it, am I going to the theater? I hear
That's how I hear it too. I'm sorry. I want to Dennis go check it out just because I'm curious
Oh, show. I know I know. What the fuck? I ain't talking to him
That's uh, Boba
Oh
What is that I don't know
I'm so I didn't listen to answer my watch sleeping. Yeah, it's like I'm dead ass
Yes, I went to that restroom because I forgot there's a restroom right here and you hear these so isn't it you want to go here?
We're not entering like listen to it like that
What must we say never mind this nigga
I'm done!
That's all right.
You're not getting turkey?
Yeah.
That's all right.
Look.
It's so fucking funny.
It's so cute.
Every time I was...
Thank you.
No, thank you.
fuck every time I go to the restroom I heard this and I thought somebody was
like who the fuck was watching this shit to sleep I thought niggas was getting
freaky are you that no ladies drew in Gilbert were here last night it's one
definitely bro this it was on all night but I can see
bro lace was it you run lace they had a bit lace bro you just take question
Lays? Dad, say you swear to God!
What are you on, bro?
Lays, they caught you. Lays, they caught you tonight.
Turn it off? No, no, that's cool.
Ooh, what's this? What's this?
How many calories? 110? I'm good.
I'm on my health report.
No, calories don't matter if you work out.
No, no, no, you're right. I'm gonna get one.
Ooh.
Oh, my, my, my.
What are you doing today, as in the hay watch?
That's it.
Hmm?
Oh, this is yours.
Alright, we can take it to your room.
Yeah.
Usually, you don't work out.
I'm not too loud.
June 1st, oh, did you hear about June 1st?
Everybody lock it in to first.
Well, how's it lock in when summer starts?
Where's it lock in before summer?
Because, when I look at it, because bro, I don't, right.
Oh my God, I know this Frank.
I know this Frank.
Who's in there?
Bro, I know you're in here.
I know you're in here.
Yeah.
Rob!
Oh, Rob!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You're going to kill me!
Why were you fingering him?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Fuck off the bushy, why?
Why were you fingering him?
Oh, I don't fuck!
Oh, hell no, bro!
Lacey?
Lacey!
you got a stream
oh shoot
let him out
I'm privacy, okay?
I'm privacy
you
pretend to push me
oh
I'm patience
I'm sorry
I'm sorry dude
I'm sorry
Oh my god, it's like, you told me to, ah.
No, Nick, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
Oh my god, bro, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Lacey.
I'm sorry, Lacey.
It was Jason, he's really strong.
I'm sorry.
Lacey, you okay?
You need anything?
Medicine?
No, I'm fucking, thousand milligrams of Tylenol and Bicol.
That was a milligram.
You should, don't make sure,
make sure not to take too much, okay?
Okay
I love that guy, bro!
Bro, I need a pee so bad.
Then go pee!
Bro, who's stopping you?
If you hold your hand, you're...
Careful, bro.
I've slipped down these stairs.
Awesome.
These stairs are fucking dead.
Dude, look.
Son of a career, bro.
These jerseys are so beautiful.
And it's purple on top.
I like the lace here, bro.
Lace said you got no respect in someone else's house.
Wow.
his crib and open everything because I'm broke. Like what? Wow that's how you fit the room. Oh shit,
princess. Hey, bro, are we at concert house? Are we getting comfortable in sleeping house? I don't
like that suit, bro. Like everybody's lost their hunger. This is a concert house.
Respecting privacy is a myth. Dude, fuck privacy. Privacy does not equal content. Come on.
Oh
Oh, yeah, that was very stuff
Right, it's a Molly equals arsenal fan that's what fell that matter. Maybe it goes outwards
Thunderhead thunderhead
You're the first one I've ever gone to Lazy's house.
Do I have a fucking body while turning my fuck?
Can I come back over here after?
Yeah.
Thanks, bro.
Lazy!
We heard you, bro.
PZ saved football?
Yeah.
bro easy that save football lay come on what is this your six seven six seven
I have the code I know the code what's the code actually tell me actually tell
me actually tell me he's not gonna get mad bro come on ladies ladies ladies
Lays will you get mad yes or no, bro be honest?
He's sending Jake Jake future emojis
Lay
Bro drew has I mean
Yugi hasn't been your crib yet
And nigga, I'm not gonna rate your he's sending Jake future. I'm showering this cap
Oh god, he's in bed, she changed it.
Laze, you're such a loser.
Laze.
Wait, no, wait, I should have tapped it in the room.
Oh, wait.
Sorry, I got to push him like this.
No.
Lays?
What the fuck is this?
Is this the one with the swillow?
I wish Jason would love me for life.
Ha ha ha.
A little piece of French cookie came out right there.
It's gonna be disgusting.
Lays?
Lays.
Why are you shh?
How are you in the chat typing why you shallow bruh?
The shower is on.
The shower is on but you're not in it.
Because you guys are sorry.
Can we come in?
No.
Are you ready for content or no?
You ready for a fucking job?
Bro, please, I'm not lying.
I'm gonna come in.
You thought you were gonna have days off when Ron's in fuckin' Florida?
Hell nah, bruh.
It's time to clock in.
Bro, you can start.
Fucking Florida hell now, bro. It's time to clock in
Lays lays lays we're coming in with the matter monkey
Lays we're coming in with what coming shower method you're going coming in with the matter monkey
Lays lays we're coming in with the matter monkey
Lays we're coming in with the matter monkey. Come on. Come on
Wait what is that?
Wait what is what?
What is what?
Wait ladies please tell them wait
Do you understand what the matter is?
Come on bro
I'm coming in with the matter monkey okay
I'm turning the handle
It's okay come on
Bro you literally seen my dick
Bro okay okay house store house store please
Okay I'm coming in with the matter monkey
Come on
What is what what is that what is what is that ladies ladies you come on come on
matter monkey ladies give me a house to refresh our you're not even sour ladies
no no no I hear you right here you're nearly mixed in with that no no no I
You're doing a sour method bro.
Dude it's on.
Come on, open the door and give us a house tour.
Come on.
Come on bro.
Like what?
Hey!
You're just live.
I just put shorts on.
They're all over the place.
Your bed is huge.
We're live.
We're fucking live right now.
Also live right now.
Your life is so boring.
Boring.
No you're not.
You're not a monkey.
So live right now your life is so boring
No matter monkey
No
Right there. I see one right there
They're all dead bro, what is that?
Look he gives you ladies. I'm not rolling
Jason we easier, bro. Do you want to come back to you want to come back to the gents here now?
Jason, what are you doing?
No, he has to go to bed, bro.
Bro, come back to Jettler. You enjoy it.
Why did you cover that?
Stop!
What? You don't laugh.
Don't laugh. I'm not playing. Stop laughing.
That's weird. That's weird as fuck, bro.
That's not funny, Jettler.
Don't sing that shit, Lays. That's weird. That's disrespectful to me, bro.
I'm trying to go to the shower, bro.
Come on, bro. Stop.
What do you need a shower for?
Bro, is that a vape?
No, no, no, I'm not on my life on my life on a friendship. Come on. Don't be smoking that shit
They make them this small
Dude back in the day
Why's Lacey have ways bro, don't you feel like hearts like make you feel like like shit, bro
Did you hit one of these this morning? Oh
Yeah, sorry
Yeah
Definitely gonna blame Jay, cause he pushed me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, we're being here, Jason Williams being here.
Yes, I would! Yes, I would!
You know how my secret animosity gets each other real?
No, he does too much every time I need you to blame me!
I had your message about the guy when he was doing too much!
Hold on, I gotta work out.
That's the same, bro.
I don't know if you work out.
So what do you want today?
Big games?
I was trying to play League last night.
I need to get the count. Wait, was that you in the theater last night?
I watched ASMR. That's not ASMR, that's Goon ASMR.
That's just ASMR, don't make it weird.
ASMR, that's like...
You were watching the ear licking fucking...
And that's a pretty underground streamer too, like she didn't.
Probably the category last night, like 3M.
You, you, Jaroon Gilbert?
Yeah.
Not boys being boys. Not a bad sound. Just boys being boys. Nice iPad bro. Thank you, bro. I don't really use it
Have you gooned in this bed? Oh, yeah, like every day when I wake up every night before going to bed. No you don't
No you don't
Too not too good. Too tired of that. Too peace
You goon, sis. What's your hour so running? I can hear you. Yeah, let's get out
Now he's watering his tub, Joe
I just yeah, why are you shy for it? You're not going out. Why are you shy for it? You're not going out
I'm gonna start my day. No, no, I'll shave my face up. No, try beard. Hell no
You look a little like puffy today. I don't get it. Just woke up. Just woke up. Damn, 1245. You missed the UCL final
Did you watch it or no?
Did you see that final? Damn, bro. It was it was lucky ass, but the pens were made up for it. Pens are always great
I think you have no idea what the fuck we're talking about.
No, you watched, you watched.
You're talking about Arsenal versus PSG.
Yeah.
For like 10 though, yeah, yeah.
But it's rigged because Marlon seemed probably would have won if it was real.
What?
Marlon was room for Arsenal.
Yeah, didn't they lose?
Yeah.
Like why would they win?
How was it rigged?
It was Marlon's team.
Yeah, we'll try to have it or not.
It's Marlon's daddy.
Wait, what's the matter, daddy?
Oh, hey.
Oh, well.
What's the matter daddy?
We also got madder monkey.
Wait, what are you doing?
Lace, we got madder monkey.
Lace!
Off-screen he's doing it.
Lace, we got madder monkey.
We're not doing it all again.
Lace?
You're not saying we're doing it.
Wait, I'm gonna boss with this shit.
I'll sell it right now, you're my missile boy.
I didn't know that was Kimmy's um teddy bear, bro. I'm actually gonna apologize from far. I'm sorry
Yeah, you should have told me that shit. I tell you
Really what she said she's like no no she's a kid
They put it back to where it was should I apologize for far
Sorry kid me I didn't know it was your teddy bear
Sorry fucking asshole. He told me to do it. I did not tell you this shit. I'm putting it back right now
Yeah
Don't feel bad, bro. What what's happening right now?
You're just
That's a good bear
It's a big ass bear.
Do I need to pee so bad?
I've been needing to pee for the past 30 minutes.
Mike, Mike, get Mike casted at UTI.
That's fucking disgusting.
Man, you can't get UTIs.
Oh my god, why does this house always feel so good?
Hmm, perfect.
I remember your party brows lit.
Why'd you enter a party at 7.40?
Are you a streamer or your partier?
Why am I what?
Why'd you enter a party so early?
Are you a partier or are you a streamer?
because just get lit on camera and get lit off some.
That's the difference, man.
When you're off camera, you can just do it with a fuck.
You can get a drink, get even more fucked up.
No.
Without a care in the world.
And the only reason you need to do that
is if you're in a relationship.
You're in a relationship.
I was saying you were awesome in a relationship.
No, no.
Not true.
Not saying you were awesome in a relationship,
but all I'm saying is like.
I'm living my life.
Definitely, definitely.
bro come on at the end of the day bro the way bro you should look yeah yeah
maybe through a moth for dude I'm in a different mentality right now where I
think everything should be streamed what private life I would live my private
life my 50 now I think I'm gonna reach my first 300 hour month 300 hours unless
I'm tripping what the fuck this month
300 fucking hours
That's a trip. I think I'm 20 hours off and today and today I'm planning on doing another 10 hour
And tomorrow or yesterday after do it tonight
Why are you gonna do that?
Dude leave Timmy's band alone, bro.
Dude!
I like finger in his mouth.
I don't know about it.
Can I be going on stream?
Yeah.
Today I play.
I'm doing a 20 hour stream.
I'm not even 20.
I cannot in-
I cannot in-stream until I hit 20 hours.
I'm not even joking.
Hold on a minute.
I'm still gonna stream tomorrow, too.
Do I have a bodyguard to meet?
That's eight? I'm using the restroom.
Yes, I know.
Oh, I'm using the restroom, okay?
Ah!
Chad, what are we on today, bro?
What are we on today?
That's how the mess log games started, like, second to five.
Bro, it started at five.
Holy...
It starts at five, bro!
Holy shit!
We're doing it ten hours today!
Bro, okay, Ma's changed my fucking title.
Food segment.
Low key food segment is not a bad shot at all.
Yeah, but what are we feeling though?
we feeling it you know what I you know what we were gonna do though Sugi asked
me to go to fair I said yo let's go to the fair before let's go to the fair
before fuck my last my turn I'm actually getting hit before the game and he just
didn't he didn't respond bro and the fair ends in two days and I don't want to go
lot of markers I'm sparring and I gotta run bro
um so yeah I'm not gonna ain't it's a one hour drive yeah bro I should not
bro god what the fuck are you doing man put my shit back come on bro how why
bro come on right what are you doing go take my shit off take my shit off on
camera take my shit off take my shit off man are you serious come out with a
new fit man I was using the restroom are you serious take my shit off
Shit, bruh.
Ritz get rich.
That was a $5,000 fit by the way.
Put on top.
$3,000 in the boots, that's why I made those.
$2,000 for the boots?
Actually, yeah, $1,000 for the boots, I don't know.
But the product last is too,
Camel Jackie, yeah, that's hard.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
Ritz doesn't mean drip, dude.
I'm not lying, that shit was hard.
That fit was good.
Wait, no that was a $7,000 fix, go yard back.
Oh yeah, $10,000?
Are those mine?
No, I have Grishor art.
Bro, you stole my shorts too?
No.
So you just took my horse wagon?
That's what you're saying.
Uggs and negated linen shorts?
Get the fuck out of my mind, I need a piss.
These are his I'm always gonna get mine
I love this house. I would abolish all day. I'm naturally. I'm probably going to be
Do a mile stream basketball stream
No, I'm coming back definitely gonna come back the thing about me is I said, bro
The thing about me bro
Let's move in now dude. I'm dead ass, bro. You get to understand bro. I'm gonna be a son
Shit
I need blackout curtains in my shirt.
Nah, fuck that. Blackout curtains are gonna ruin your shirt.
Stop. No, god I'll be joined.
Oh my god, bro. Wait, didn't we box before?
No.
We boxed a little. Remember that one time?
Lanzo. Oh, I farted some other shit.
Bro, shut up, box me. Let's go.
Should we do a slide box?
Hell no, I'm not getting that like Khalil.
I don't actually get that.
Stop stop stop!
Oh, hell no.
Slapbox, you can't slapbox with the homies. I would get mad.
No, I would get mad too.
I would get mad.
You smack on the face and cam on camera?
Oh, I'm pissed.
I don't think I would ever...
Sparring is way more like...
Look at your ass look at the sparring, bro.
It's fine.
But slapbox is over.
Yeah, no, slapbox is over.
But you're being easy.
I've been training like three days.
I feel like I fully reset.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. Once you get back, you're gonna feel good.
Bro, this is the little-
Hey, hey, next week, bro! Next week!
Dude, why couldn't you give me a fight, bro? I've been asking for a fight.
I literally offered to!
I've been asking for a fight. You're actually weird.
What the fuck up, bro?
I'm good.
Dude, I don't gain nothing from beating Sacro.
Okay, we wanna fight! You wanna fight Alice Busavi?
I'll fight Alice Busavi.
No, you win.
You wanna fight Sabra?
I said that'll be my ass like bro. What do you mean? I'll fight toast that ass
No, you wouldn't I would I have to they have to work for free. I have toast fighting a second
But he has to fight for free for a year
Or he has to sorry camera man for free for a year. He's not even a camera. Yeah, but just in case I need them
No, I don't have a pair whenever I saw just care because he's on dates and sure
Why didn't why did you just ask me to get those aot hoodies that we got last time
Oh wait, I did have them.
You had them?
For real?
You wanted it?
I mean I'll be back later anyways.
I think.
I think I'm gonna be back.
You want it?
I don't have a car to take with me.
We taking up Uber's when you have a car now.
Dude, you want me to try to sleep the product?
You're right.
That's not rude by the way if you didn't know.
I could definitely tell that the Jason sticker on there dude.
Yeah, the house is kind of empty.
Yeah, I mean it's early bro.
I can't remember the one I just get it now the uber. Oh
Yeah, what no no apparently we got to be there at two but like
Wow, so you don't respect this house. You don't respect other people's events. I guess I know
Ten minutes away. Is he working in Canada?
I don't know. It's like a beach around here essentially wait wait wait
Who's turn is it? Oh?
Who's turnin' there is it?
G.C. and Neve.
G.C.?
Or Johnny Neve.
Oh, I thought they were in Brazil.
Manda Morse. Manda Morse.
How do they do that dance?
Nick, I look like a dunder in it, bro.
I've seen a video they have to poke at for a lass.
What's this in world?
You got snack pets?
I'm not hungry.
You're not trying to go?
You don't have to.
You look like you're like, what the fuck, why are you...
Wait, what time does the O.K.C. game start?
I'll be here then.
You're not gonna be here?
Yeah.
The volleyball tournament?
Yeah, maybe we get first rounded.
It's insane.
Who's your team?
It's Archie's team.
Archie drafted me, Saunters, Lazer.
Saunters and Lazer?
Yeah, he's good.
Oh, what is the fucking surprise, bro?
I've seen him.
What's up, dude?
What?
Wait, did they win?
Yeah.
Did he fucking win?
Put a bet on it?
Nah, I didn't.
I wanted to, though.
But we would have made money!
We were so old.
No, because I'm not gonna lie.
It was, they didn't even look like they were going to win.
Yeah, but like, isn't that your team?
No, my team is real.
Bro, we should've did a f-
I- Bro, I literally say when they're down 1-0, we should've bet-
We should've bet.
I was scared, though, bro!
If it wasn't for the penalty, I honestly know what it won.
Bro, you're just a pussy, I would've bet.
Well, man, cuz you guys got no shit, but-
Think about it, Chon, that's not how it happened.
Yeah, I got money, I don't got money.
See, Lacey's a bad influence on you.
Why?
Cuz you're gambling, you're only 18.
I'm 20, I'm not 18.
What's the hell got your 20?
I'm 20.
You're 20?
I'm not, I'm not alone.
You're 20, bro?
What the fuck are you, bro?
Bro, you're 20?
You're 20 team?
Bro, I'm comfortable.
I'm not gonna.
Bro, this is what you wear every day.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't gotta think about anything.
I just wake up, put on a white shirt,
fucking shorts, slides.
Some bullshit, bro.
You gotta develop some.
You're like the deep, bro.
You got no character development.
You get stuck.
You're gonna compare it to the deep?
The deep, yes.
Wow.
That's not something we wanna be compared to.
You don't wanna watch the boys, though?
You don't wanna be compared to them.
Zero character development, bro.
you've just been stuck as a mad character development.
What have you developed, bro?
Nobody says fuck Drew anymore.
Questionable.
No.
I think it was wrong.
It's never LG or like any of that.
That's definitely not the case.
I mean, bro, I'd definitely see a couple of...
Yeah, fuck Drew.
Quite a bit, man.
Oh, who's that?
You don't even know?
Yeah, I'm gonna call.
Oh, business here.
What's his call?
Yeah, yeah.
Um...
Yeah.
No girls in his phone.
I don't think he ever wanted to go.
He likes white girls, bro.
He don't like girls, I think.
Do you know what these are?
I think he likes boys.
He's like, bro, bro, all the parties y'all had a jettory and you never say yo, let me
get on.
Never.
Never, not once.
Never, bro.
He was just like, um, bro, I don't know what he's doing.
But it's okay.
He's like, ah, I love the word.
I love the word.
It's okay not to like girls.
I don't know, man.
I don't like girls.
You have a girl for that's on the girl I like all my girls only like Bree
I'm I'm breezy. I think W for how that W farm, but it's called being a boyfriend, bro
Like come on. Yeah, come on, bro
Yeah, it's got a couple rooms over there. Oh, I just got my
I just got double me off of that. So we John. How's your new place? You like it, bro? Yeah, I love it, bro
Really? You love it. He don't miss you don't miss gentry. I'm gonna gentry is
You definitely need to change soon, bro.
When are y'all moving up?
This next month.
Yes.
To where?
I don't know.
You put that dirty in and they don't know where to go.
You gotta find a place, it's not worth it bro.
You gotta find a place before you move out.
Yeah, very soon.
Especially a month before, bro.
Not everyone has an Asian finish.
All these are realtor, bro.
We have multiple.
For us?
Yeah, we have Redify and Sonny's.
What?
Sonny's.
Redify as your realtor. No, no, no, he has realtors. Redify has realtors. Yeah, believe it or not
Wait, the rolling red guy
Guess it was real
Yeah, have you worn it? No, I don't wear it. I don't like because I'm the thing about me is I'm always ready to make content
I'm always ready to make content. So you won't pawn that shit
Why would I pop why that's not content? That's like hey
He gives money for my Rolex though
I'm just ready for the content so I can't wear it because then I might scrape it
This stuff like that so I might wear it off stream so never
Need why you got Korean?
Because can't wear Jersey no more
Niki need no need
What is that?
That's what I knew she was dead.
That's what I was calling you yesterday, Negi.
Oh, Said, it was good, bro.
What the fuck?
Said!
We going to the fair today?
No, I got it at the concert.
Wait, what?
You're not talking to us today?
Oh, I'm talking for a little bit.
You got a concert during the day?
No, it's like at 7.
But you know they're taking off a lot.
So when are we going we're not going to the fair
No silky oh
Damn looks like you got no one to go to LA fair with damn. Oh, I was trying to go before game seven
You've got to go volleyball tournament though. What do you mean you're trying to go before games?
Do you know how far that shit is it's 45 minutes, but that's not 45 minutes
No cameraman. Oh
Laser's like the father
What do you mean?
No, no, but just between us between us
You better not say
I'm not gonna snitch. I'm not gonna snitch.
What happens if I snitch though? I'm just thinking.
Make sure that's all you got. Don't snitch. I'm serious. Don't snitch.
That would be weird as fuck. That wouldn't be a W man thing to do.
You're not fucking kidding, bro. He went live at 11 p.m. and he's not picking up. He was just...
Why does Silky do that?
Like, sleep?
No, nigga. What? Stream so late.
I don't know. I genuinely don't know.
I
Love working for silky getting paid and then criminal good life late
How was that ironic underheads? I mean you do be sleeper you sleep to three you sleep to three no
I woke up earlier today. No you don't this is the first time you probably woke up at eight or seven in like
Literal use think about me bro is but look I'm bro the thing I can wake up to literally any alarm, which is good
I'm there.
Are you farming TVU hours?
That's what I'd be doing too.
No, bro.
Bro, I'm actually just wasting money on you, Adam.
I know.
That's what farming TVU hours is.
This is a good, that's, but I like this.
It's like, we're not at the desk time.
We're kind of just chilling.
You know what I mean?
My couch's taking me in.
Oh my god, foam rollers.
Fuck yeah.
Are you getting excited with the Romans?
Aw, it's not foam rollers, bro.
I think this is tarp.
Yeah, definitely tarp.
I
Want to put you into that room or no?
That girl is
This is pretty strong pretty strong dude
Silky go on live on patreon so he can watch you sent bro
I thought we were all going live on patreon on a core patreon, but I guess not like I'm gonna be dual streaming like
That kind of that kind of the play but super stream on its own patreon. I feel like I feel I just
Just dreaming. Just dreaming. I'm not gonna lie, just an n-street probably made me. No. No? Yeah, no, probably not.
Definitely not. Yeah, definitely wouldn't do that. Hold your idea, bro.
Now that I got a sponsor today, bro, I'm not gonna lie, sponsors are amazing. Sponsors are amazing?
I mean, well, yeah, sponsors are amazing. Yeah. Yeah, got a big one coming up. Really? Yeah. You can't say.
No, you shouldn't say Israel
I don't know making assumptions as a human. I'm gonna make assumptions
Who's that oh
Why are you going out with a Lacey now? Are you good?
Lacey, I missed you. Did you ever get a girlfriend?
Yeah, one day.
Why don't you want to get a girlfriend?
No time.
No time?
Did Lacey want you to get a girlfriend?
I don't think so.
Because he was worried, I think.
We were about how far y'all 33
Okay, yeah, can you tell me when y'all are leaving?
Wait, what time are you leaving?
Laser shower laser shower. He just likes it five minutes. He just likes it
You know what bro, you're right, I'm probably taking like 30 minutes.
Nah, not 30, maybe like 10, like 15.
That's SLG, that's SLG.
Cause I'm wondering when I should order my Uber, you know what I mean?
So I can meet y'all there.
Oh yeah, okay.
I'll grab the corn over there.
I'll be fighting you in the next one.
Okay, bye.
Yeah, alright.
Take it, take it, take it.
Oh, that's 60.
Oh yeah, dude, it's in my double bag, it should be.
I don't know.
Do you have my keys?
Okay, thank you very much.
Alright, then bro, I'll see you over there, okay?
Yeah, 60, what are you doing, bro?
Bro, put this down.
All right, let's go to the pit now.
We're going to get a lot of foul leaving.
Wait, who's going to be the next one?
You decide to pull it to the courthouse?
Pull it to the scoreboard?
The scoreboard right there, right here.
You know what the scoreboard right there?
Um.
Can I get him, bro?
That's all right.
You're good, man.
What's good, man?
Yeah, what's good, man?
I just moved it.
Moved it away.
Tarzana?
Oh, shit, man.
Probably shouldn't have moved it.
I guess it doesn't matter.
Wait, y'all live together?
We live together.
Oh, y'all live.
Oh, damn, man.
Almost your whole team is a member of the world.
I have a whole Asian team.
You're not like black people, are you?
I love black people.
Me too.
I love black people.
So I diversify my employees?
No, you don't have to.
At the end of the day, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Broly, you got Asian team too.
Wait, your whole team is Asian?
That's not true.
Yes, it is.
I have to diverse.
No, you got your manager and then you got your camera.
No, no.
Well, that's your excuse.
No, no, no, I don't care if I'm on it.
No, it was my manager, I was saying,
Oh, it's green, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's what I'm saying, most people, it's Gershys,
he's Indian, my assistant.
Gershys, your assistant?
Gershys, yeah.
How much do you pay Gershys?
It depends, flexible rate, you know what I mean?
It really depends.
He's my Indian brother, I have Sam, he's Jewish.
What do they do?
He does my YouTube.
Then I have,
He's Asian, man, dumbass.
Okay, that's fine, and then Jay, production,
he's black from Atlanta.
Gangster
Gangster shit, and then yeah for now that's the team
Bro, you got mad people
Yeah, but the thing is the bro like I said they're praying on me to make it that's what I like to say
So you're not paying them at all?
No, I'm paying them. How much you paying your shoes?
I'd rather not say flexible rate
Flexible rate?
Depends how much it works
You're doing a oh, paid by the hour method
Yeah, paid by how much you work
Paid by the hour method
But how do you know if he clocks in or not?
That's the thing, man
Depending on how much
You never know so you just know what you're doing, pay
No, yeah, no, yeah, we'll never know unless you charge us, you know me
Yeah, Jay Jay's a gangster. He has before 3d printer for his birthday
That's a 3d printer. He spent his birthday watching me
That's an employee you want you to know got a pretty solid guy. Yeah, yeah, take time live if you bothers me
You know how about to take our life. I think I'd rather die. Why?
Why?
What is it to do it's a lot right now?
It's what it's when it's 1 p.m. That's exactly we're gonna find out what do you mean?
If you're gonna take our live at 1 fucking p.m. Like the people on there
Are you dead ass you want to be home? Oh, yeah, come on. We're gonna get caught slurs. Why we go a monkey now
Wow
Let's go monkey
Yeah, we get on monkey have to make sure we have a little
Can you address the gentrification of Balish? Oh, yeah
Why are you asking me? Oh, yeah, as if you want the one the reason one of the reasons it got
I never said Balish. I've been saying Balish
You can't reason anymore Jason. Come on now. It's not about
You know that a reason monkey. Yo, why is my title Balish nigga ban that shit?
Who have been I thought that's okay to Balish. Oh, baby. Hey, let's like that's the shit that's throwing me off, bro
Dude, Baylish sounds better.
I'm gonna be here later.
What's in your initially though?
Aw, I mean bro, if I am staying live until game 7,
then probably doing a 10 hour or 12.
That's it?
What's your name?
Nah, just ask.
What do you mean?
Nah.
I'm planning on doing a 20 hour today.
What?
There you go.
No, I'm definitely gonna burn out very, very soon.
It's gonna be very bad, but it's okay.
I don't care.
I mean, bro, what are your earnings handling like this month?
300 hours?
I'll show you, she'll show me.
I bet.
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Wait, stay TVed, you know,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know, we don't have to.
Hey, are you gonna have it?
Yeah.
Stay TVed.
Dude.
No, bro, you're gonna actually be like, kind of,
bro, and I started up an offline channel,
I started up an offline channel,
it's like pretty, pretty easy.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, wait, stay TVed, stay TVed.
Stay TVed.
Just in case, yeah, just in case.
Or, no, no, we can-
Are you gonna show me? Oh, I have a remote
You're gonna be very underwhelmed, bro
Because I don't I don't even I run two minutes ads
So like for my just not even possible. Oh my PC's off. Give me a second. It's a five minute minimum
You can do it all over
Can I yeah, you see you click a link
Don't look don't look yeah, okay
I'm not looking no, I'm not your chief. Oh God. No one cheat because I gotta send you a link
Your sisters you need to actually yeah
Yeah, well, what do you I think Martin's had with like I just think they could really like you log in
You call him, man?
Your manager?
If he comes, I'm gonna have to see him.
Oh.
Hey, could you turn on my PC? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if you're sleeping. I really need to turn on my PC.
Please, you need my partners.
You're not good as a bandit, I'm not sure.
Oh, I think I'm... I think I'm... I think I'm...
You call him, dude.
Yo, it's 1 p.m. Get out of bed.
Just kidding. No, yeah. No, no, no, no. Yes, because
Bro, you got, but if you be busy, it's going on or else, bro.
Yeah, we, we, we kiss. That's why.
Um, that's very bad.
Don't cheat, don't cheat. Wait, did you show him the piece of paper?
Oh my gosh.
I'm finding the on button. I'm found it.
Okay, I saw it.
Let's turn it off.
Okay, and then I don't think you need to pass or so.
Turn on the light.
I hope you don't.
Okay.
Alright.
I have, I have ibuprofen. They'll help you.
And then, you know what I mean?
You got shoes on me, man.
All right.
I love you.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Okay.
Bye.
You show, no, you show first.
Wait, you got it, right?
Yeah, I got it.
All right.
There's me out here.
No, no, no, pay out, pay out, pay out, pay out.
You don't have to say that.
Pay out, pay out, pay out.
This is it.
No, pay out.
Pay out, pay out.
No, no, no.
What is this?
No, no, why would you do that?
Oh my God, dude.
Did I just enroll some bullshitting?
Why are you enrolled in like so you could get subs with your earnings?
Oh my god, that's it. This is not earnings right for me
Well
But like 50% of that is going back to my country in my place
No, you don't say I'm with you, okay.
Mine isn't that crazy, but it's, wait, you're not sure anyway?
No, I don't know if I'm sure.
That's a cat, yeah?
That's pretty fucking good, bro.
That's a lot of money, man.
No, no, no, like, bro, like 10K, it goes a long way.
10K, man, I don't know about 10K, man.
Listen, I pay, listen, I pay J2K, Sancturus 4K,
and the rest of the team, I get paid depending on
hours so it really just depends. It's a lot of money man. It's a lot of money. We came a long way to bear that as.
Dude, it's actually crazy. But as a streamer. Half of it goes back. Yeah, a lot. TVU, TVU, but that shit alone.
But I still haven't got in charge for data. It's probably coming soon. Bear that data time.
Can't have it just refills five, right? Every refill is like 200 bucks like five years. Wait, what?
No, I don't know. I don't know.
I picture it's 5K. So it's a bit of a backup.
Because remember it's like a pool and you have to fit it back up.
5K, bro. I ain't gonna lie. That's just expensive, bro.
It's expensive.
Yeah, it's expensive.
That's why I don't be front of TVU herbs,
because I cannot pay that every month.
Because you don't use TVU.
I do use TVU, don't I?
Yeah, oh yeah. I'm saving up for the down payment for my career.
Down payment for the new crib
Damn, bro, yeah, we click me till you leave. I'm gonna be honest, bro. You're insane
I'm blessed. Thank you're insane. You like insane
I'm I'm blessed. No, you should you should definitely run that
You should run that
The soccer tournament, but not like with the little goals like you always do, but you should be like soccer team versus soccer team
No, he don't!
Bro...
This is a misunderstanding.
What is that, bro?
I think it's on yours, John.
What is that, Farah?
Man, this one hurts.
I apologize.
What are you apologizing for, bro?
Yo, you're not part of the fucking team!
No, I'm little more than something.
What is he apologizing for photoshopping a child photo to lark
Yo, why would he say that?
Yo, yo, yo, why is there a big-ass thing logo on it?
What is this bro?
Joe!
Barcola?
Out of everyone though!
Joe!
That's bad!
Today 2PM
We're going to move into the next level
The next department is
OSDS
What's that 2PM?
What's that?
Oh, the volleyball tournament.
I'm a treat here.
Oh.
Oh, no, y'all making trailers for this shit?
This is kind of awkward, though.
Wait, when did y'all, did you?
I don't even remember doing this shit.
Brother, brother, are you making a fucking volleyball
tournament, I mean, a tournament?
I don't even remember doing it.
No, I think Red Fire.
I didn't come out.
I look in the crowd, I see your family and be like...
O D E E E N
Are we just playing off-camp?
Are you doing off-camp track bro?
We know what you are bro
You are like who's?
Hey, hey, I'm looking to put you on the shirt
Oh is this actually?
How can I put you on all the polos bro?
I have the same Tel Aviv version actually
You put me on all this?
I'm not allowed to put you on
I got the Sadie's one from Japan and I literally get the shirt
I don't like your whole fit, I own my closet
Literally why do you get the same shorts do
Hey
Why would you do that why would you actually do that you're weird
Oh, if I'm not streaming, I'm not calling.
Oh, I didn't know!
I didn't know about that.
I see what he said there.
I didn't know about that.
That was nice.
Yeah, I see the call.
Yeah, I see that.
That's nice.
Because Ayazami says, she said, she said, if there's no stream, there's no point in
it for us to walk into the house.
That's nice.
Is he OXDS now?
I don't know.
Oh, no, she is.
Oh, OXDS X is us.
She was in the phone.
Oh, yeah, she wasn't in the phone.
She wasn't in the phone.
Yeah, she wasn't in the phone.
I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait.
Yeah.
Bro.
How late, bro?
How late?
I don't know, man.
When have you ever broke?
Come on, man.
What was you doing?
No, no, no.
What about you?
Come on, bro.
What about me?
No, you all come at every day.
Why don't you like come through?
Dude, dude, just one.
Why do I have to fix?
We're lighting, just one.
Why do I have to fix?
Yo.
Cold manager.
No!
I need your help, dude!
I'm so...
I'm a bunch of...
I'm serious.
I'm a
Don't laugh up I can see all your fucking cavities is actually disgusting. No. No, I don't have cavities
These are great. It's because I'm too poor to get the white the white
Cabin tops
Yeah
No, no, no, no, are you?
We can't all fit.
Yes, we can.
It's fine to us.
But before we can laugh at you.
I'm not going to go.
Oh, you're going to go.
Stay here.
I'm not going.
What?
I got a body ball out of it.
Oh my God.
Get your Uber, bro.
You what?
Oh, Lord Chipotle segment.
I'll be back after.
I'll be back after this.
Yeah, there for.
You'll be like right now.
There's who?
Girl, Chattaholic.
What?
You're Polish?
Favorite rate.
Chattaholic.
Oh, shit.
I shot at Poland.
Let's see how expensive this should go be.
Wait, this is damn Mexican.
It's expensive.
Good.
180.
Bro, stop bro!
Bro, I can't see anything.
Bro, group leader Lay said we could do it.
Group leader Lay said we're going bro!
Oh boy, Ray!
Dude, I mean...
Dude, why? This is literally a movie.
Say hi, Kyle.
Hell, bro, I'm scared.
When I was playing with this movie's car, I was like...
Uh, I don't know, probably.
But, so he's watching on his Patreon.
Are we gonna watch it on the core Patreon?
Yeah, why don't we watch it on the core Patreon?
I don't fucking know. I don't know.
Wait, wait.
Do you guys stream on the core Patreon?
Does that mean you guys can't stream it on the main Twitch?
No, because on Patreon you can show the name.
Oh, so you guys would end?
Yeah.
Oh.
Drop off, you yebo.
Let me do a 45 minute driving scene in there
and then drop them off and then go back.
That's ours.
I was saying that sounds like a fucking section about so later
Sure enough for hours to spend
You are out your goddamn
I'm gonna click fucking links. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine
You can click your links, but when I'm dead and you can't drop me up again
That's fine. Why would you even like put that in there?
Pick up in ten fucking minutes
Hey, you might as well bro, come on bro.
Wow, Uber's taking a mile.
So why we, so who's going to keep an eye on you?
I didn't want to drive um, I didn't want to drive, what is it called,
sweep the product and shit.
Bro, wait, Drew, Drew and Lay, bro, are we going to get shot at?
Dude.
You don't want to pay for your meal, bro?
Huh?
I don't know, that's the problem.
Hey, hey, hey!
They're the like, you put in money and put in their faces, bro.
Yeah, rich, rich, rich.
It is
So I got a paper
Oh hell no wait you were just gonna pay for that exactly so what I gotta pay for
them yeah I mean Ron is at the end no
Oh my god
Chat bro, bro, I'm not gonna lie bro. They're gonna like fake die
They're gonna fake die so they can go at least one more day
Hey, they have to be hanging on you have to bro
They did that okay, but bro marathon two days two day marathon burns doesn't hit three day
That's the fucking sweet spot bro going live as early as the method. We're already at five hours down there
Oh
We might do a a a m streams every show data. I'm not a controller
Overworking wait, do they supposed have to be alive? Yeah, yeah
The fucking centimeter bullshit, man
The meanest girls, you know picking a job
This true or false tell my mean girls in a chance that true or false this UJ
Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah
Melt with another L
It wasn't really a hell cuz he didn't catch it though. He didn't catch the ball wasn't
Yeah
So that's
Well, we wait on your room, you're gonna walk you out
No
Do do an extra 20 bucks
That's why that sounds good as fuck
Free these bro, and it might be a logo
Well, and I gotta hear y'all exactly what's your chipotle?
steak
Cheese white rice boring those boring as fuck that boring brother Ron's fighting the ender dragon. Oh my god
I got a lot we gotta watch
You were watching goon down shit yesterday
Hey, you got my pants on dog. No, but give me my shit back. That's nearly AI
No, no, I'm gonna give you my shit back. Oh
You get the Nike shorts
You dad would've walked out of that shit
I mean let me see your pocket bro
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Bro you're weird as fuck
Oh my god bro
You're so weird
You're actually so weird
The fuck is wrong with you
Yo he deadass stole my shit
Oh god he stole my shit
My shit brother. Yes, but nigga, it's doing it is
He'll care about getting canceled tomorrow you have to
Okay lights in an hour
That ass
I
Anyways, you got a heat watch so your vacation
How much on that
We mean how they
I mean hoes bro, bro watch one wing.
Hi bro.
Rocket low key solo this team.
Oh my stall at home bro. He has no armor. Yeah, but as long as you don't get hit by
Ender are looking at under the eyes
So yeah, how you doing?
Who forgets it
Yeah, brother at the gate
Does he have a star pimple badge on his nose?
You are so funny, bro. You are hilarious, Lace. You are hilarious, bro.
You know what, bro? Go to fucking Chipotle, bitch! Fuck you!
You gotta watch this shit. You gotta watch this shit.
You gonna let that slide? Should I go choke him out, Chad?
Just go to Chipotle?
Yeah, go to Chipotle, bro.
Alright, fine, bro.
Alright, bro. Yo, alright, fine.
Alright, I'll let you...
I'm walking up there.
That's a really good way to do this shit.
I'm a real artist.
I'll be back, baby.
Maybe.
That's a big maybe.
Because I don't know what time it ends.
But if it ends like 30 minutes, I'll be back.
I'm not even showing that.
Yeah?
My Tesla?
I didn't get a black because that's $180.
I'm not going to get a Tesla that's all black though.
No.
Tesla's all black.
Hey, don't forget your fucking roots.
You hear me?
Big shit.
back later maybe matter maybe matter maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe
maybe maybe I was there where I walked out put off my pants and give it to you
get out so I wouldn't be so hot you want you to sit here over when his hand is
on her back. This guy just fucked the shit out of me bro. Fuck the shit out of him. Dan,
I'm sending him home on an Uber. Sending him home on an Uber. He fucked the shit out of
me. Who saw passenger? Oh him? Oh yeah, he's famous, he's famous. No, I'm not famous. They're
famous. They're famous. He's just one of the UCLs. Did you see passenger? He has the scratch
on his car. His car is marked. It's the way of the hobos. Oh my fucking man.
I bet we are brothers go
How far is it
Hey, we lay
I'm all over those today on that ball is crap. I guess I get a stole until five
So far, is the game, or I could end and maybe recover since I'm sick, but I mean, bro,
I could see it, but if I end, then I'll see less W's than if I keep going.
I mean, I mean, is that a thing?
It's definitely a thing.
is live though fuck your health I need entertainment I'm not a library I did
ask her last night because last night because I was just cough it up
everything cough it up coughing up everything
but like I'm dead ass like scared because if I'm sick on June 6 I think
Agent Jeff will knock me out. That's the fucking fight I
Will probably do both I'll probably kill myself then then obviously I'd have to retire because if I kill myself
I can't stream anymore
What I've never had that shit
I bet we out we out we out we out we out we out we out
why we all damn bro that UCL game was hype the pens at least you'd even watch
You were sleeping bro. You're fucking sleeper
You're arsenal should have one name and two players are awesome
If Marlin took the penalty over as a they would have dead ass one that whole shit if Marlin took the penalty over as a
Marlin would have made that shit
First he hit his head and he's gone.
Saka wasn't even shooting the pens, he got subbed out.
He got subbed out.
He should have been shooting that.
Yo, that's a fucking paho, bro. Learn how to fucking drive.
Hey, I'm just going to do your car. I'm going to take some drive.
Yeah, I'm going to do your car. I'm going to take some drive.
Chad, what World Cup games are we going to?
World Cup.
Wait, isn't the first one in LA?
First one's in LA. I mean, the U.S. is...
On the 12th.
Yeah, on the 12th. You going to that?
What the fuck why get a text what why would not it's oh first game is in
Mexico hope you feel better actually nice comment in the chat thank you so much
I'm not gonna like thank you so much
Wow I don't give a fuck
In that guy come on, bro, I don't really have that much positivity in my chain more
So any type of positivity just stimulates my brain just makes me happy. So thank you for a nice chance
Yeah, you know, I actually retweet you, bro.
Asian Jeff is gonna slam you.
Mother, if Asian Jeff knocks me out, I'm gonna hurt,
I'm gonna literally go home.
I don't know, but I don't know what I would do.
Wait, you can do that on the lights?
No, cause it's on sanction.
I mean, you could do like, you could side bet.
Oh, I'm doing that.
Me and me and Jeff
I probably have all the odds bro, but it probably be better than bet on Jeff because the odds
You wear a headgear no headgear. It's gonna be legendary
No, thank you 60 ounce. But 60 ounce plus it's about it. That's it feels like it like
You know what I've been doing in the mirror every single morning
I've been literally touching myself
because so I don't flinch bro like you I know that method like if you're a
boxer you know you get us just hit yourself so like you don't flinch in
the ring because when I get hit I freeze up so I that has been
you're not a boxer I'm not a boxer bro but I'm trying to be one
Do you slap with water is the method?
Okay bet yeah.
Explain some of us.
Oh my head hurts.
Splash water method?
No wonder you become more retarded.
Uh, not nice bruh.
Not nice.
Do you have any AC in the bag?
I don't know.
I think you got control of it brother.
Uh, I don't think so bruh.
I got AC I guess.
I don't know.
It's AC in the bag.
Oh yeah we got it.
Thank you.
Yeah you guys have the same car.
How are they doing?
Are they winter?
No no.
Are they winter or not?
Classic, man.
Day 3, man!
They're not gonna die.
They just died. I just seen them die.
I just seen Ron die.
Ron died.
Well, I literally called it. I knew it was gonna happen
Maybe maybe get off fucking cricket, bro, you know, he's better not pay you enough
They're not doing that fucking spins. Oh, what do you got back there fucking wanda on fucking service?
ZC died? Yes, bro. Yes, yes, bro. They died, dude.
Bro, obviously they died, man. They have to die. They have to do three days.
It's a three-day minimum, bro. It's a three-day minimum for a marathon.
Three days? Ultra lucky. Yes.
They have to do that's free forms but it's free and red brownie, you know the stream for the next two days
Road to radiant. Oh my god, I'd rather fucking kill myself
I'm done do road to challenge
We're on God on the best fucking top lane, Dr. Mundo.
Anyone has ever seen their life.
This is Dr. Mundo, bro.
I'm literally crazy, bro.
This guy started playing League, dude.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I played one game in League yesterday,
and I was having fun 10 minutes in,
and then I wanted to get off.
So what lane do you play?
I was playing Yasuo mid.
It's down there, dude.
Shade of Rans.
Rans crashing.
See you on God.
You're so long, you say you don't even run out.
Crashing people's funny.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
You see, break it down to me.
What happened?
I need a clip.
I need a clip or not.
I need a clip.
I'm actually a clip.
Uh-oh.
There's no way to cry.
Oh, god.
Dude, hug Jinxie, Ron.
Hug him for a heart reason.
Bro, you have to hug him, bro.
Hug him, bro.
You're saying hug Junko, and I'm putting a hug into it.
If we ever go back on my soul, there's not even a chance to get out, you're playing on that a pumpkin.
Like, I'm dead as soon as you are a fucking pumpkin.
Pumpkin.
Oh my god, drunkard, look at that.
I like, he modded the fuck out of you, bro.
Get your money up, bro.
Get your fucking money up, asshole.
No, you're behind him bro.
Watch your sports plus four.
Brother, brother, that's a Ferrari.
You're not mocking that.
That shit bro.
Weakass BMW.
Get your fucking money out, dude.
Come on, but you too, bro.
Get it too, bro. Listen, bro.
Look, look, look, look.
I can't get my money.
Hey, I'm not gonna let you mug him, bro.
You mug him.
I'm not having fun.
Look at him in front of me, I'm fucking off.
You really adored Asher, huh?
Yeah, she got you door-nation
Over one for one you really you really a Uber Eats driver. That's crazy, dude
Yeah, I don't know about that, bro, but you know, you know, you're late
No, bro, that's bad
This likes a dev to five, bro, we're 200 away from 20 K here 20 K today. I'm pants laser
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about brother
Treasure train bro. We got a treasure train
Oh
Content got to be at an all-time low if you're hanging out with Drew on a fucking Saturday
Hi, bro, all-time low you've seen all-time low bro. What about all-time low streams?
I'm pretty sure I've been like
Oh
No, that's not all-time low, bro. I've had worse than that
But they must streaming every single day not every day is gonna be a fucking banger
They expect every day to be the fucking island stream dude
Oh my god
I'm in the Alkabee Street.
Yes.
Fake mod was literally good.
Ah, God.
You're really well off.
I think there's a car show here.
There's a car show today.
You should go and read my show back.
I'm not... I'm not... car show in California?
I think so. I saw a sign.
I don't have a car wash though.
Oh my god.
I gave it 10 from drunk phone.
Okay, let's go.
Oh my god. I got an athlete.
Well, thank you for the 10.
This is just the right time.
So what are you going to do on your day off?
Oh, I don't know.
I actually don't know.
Drew gets a day off and complains, bro.
You get a day off and don't know what to do?
Bro.
I might actually have to spark up and just fuckin' feel like going to the next round.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's like, it's something to do.
It's the end of the game, bro.
How about you go like out, bro.
Go to the mall.
Go shop for new clothes.
Bro, I tried to go out and now I'm fuckin' here on the street.
And guess what?
You're having fun.
I haven't had fun.
Hey, we're gonna learn what your Chipotle order is.
I see some ass.
I actually see some ass.
You go first.
Go first.
I say go second.
It's not square level, bro.
You should stop making fun of people who DoorDash.
My dad raised me and my siblings by DoorDash and it's messed up.
It's messed up. You should be better.
Dude, I understand. I always just call him a door-datcher because it's like, oh, you're getting it.
I'm just trying to make fun of him.
I'm making fun of door-dachers.
I'm not Twitter, man.
Oh, my God.
You already got caught for that one.
Dude, no.
Jacksepticeye was right. I ain't alive yo Jacksepticeye
He beat me yesterday. Send me a nice message
Apologizing we're good bro. We're good man. We leave that shit in the past. We live we learn and we move
After the 30k bang I mean that you know
There he is!
Hi, Brandon, you know?
We prevail!
We will always prevail!
Hey, brother, this line is long.
Oh, should we get them to chill, like, honey?
Look at this.
Bro, should we get the camera in my tent or not?
camera
You just show them you just show them all right see they
They're gonna fill our shit up for sure see pop to ask for double chicken
What are you looking me up and down like what don't like what me brother you asked like what
Nothing like a Saturday Hitchin' Colette.
Nothing like it, bro.
Nothing like it, Saturday.
So now it's a poem with the gods, bro.
Nothing like it, say, hey.
Hey, no thanks.
Nothing like it, bruh.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it both.
That's here, both?
Honey chicken or double or right?
How do you double chicken please?
Oh, we could use this like, I don't know, how do you know to explain it?
Hang on, this is my meat.
Mine's got a corn bowl of holes in it.
It's right on top, it's good.
What else?
Why is she getting...
I've been in Greg.
Bro, I don't care.
It's just all of this stuff.
Yeah, actually, yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
No greener than I am.
What?
Ow!
I can't do this.
She can't do that.
Bro, what the hell?
Yeah, bro.
I didn't mean to push you into the matter down here, bro.
I've been hit harder, bro.
I made it work.
It feels like I made it work.
Yeah, I mean, it probably didn't hurt. I didn't mean to do that.
It's okay, bro.
I've been hit harder.
Oh, that's tough.
I said that before.
Get yourself when you wake up.
Dude, I've been like four blocks.
That's like two months.
You might get two in your fight.
I'm not at the age of 60.
I'm fine with it bro. I'm boozing.
Dude, no idea. That's pretty far.
Yeah. Don't be lit.
Miss Gleams, young god.
Thank you for the 20 rubles you gave me that.
20 you did and Goyd? Thank you Goyd.
Um, can I please get a bowl please?
Can I actually cherry on top?
Can I get white rice please?
I want to do a little what you put like honey chicken.
Uh, can I also do a little bit of a pickle?
go out the molly
a little bit of lettuce, not too much
oh I think that's it
and then I'll get a little bit of cheese under that too much
I'm a little lactose intolerant
is that okay?
that's perfect
and then
I think that'd be actually good
thank you
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now you're luxurious.
I got your drift.
Always gonna catch you, man.
You're good.
And then, I'll take that one.
Matt, run around.
Another Saturday after puzzles.
Can I get a water?
Unnecessary calories. I'm a vinegar-red guy.
We've already got it.
It's vinaigrette.
It's just you.
It's 10, 8 percent.
Are we betting it's one?
Alright, that'll be weird, huh?
Yeah.
Alright, dude.
We won't make any kids use it.
I know.
We won't make any kids use it.
25 getting kids meals that's a phone
I'm actually gonna get water
I'm going to see the difference.
Wait, can I get a...
Oh yeah.
What?
Stop trying to make a scene.
Wait, I'm going to actually do it again until it stops.
I just like tap my head like this.
I'm not going to hurt you, bro.
It's not going to hurt.
I'm actually going to do it, so I don't like it.
I will just turn you through the fucking building.
It's kind of...
It's not going to hurt.
Uh...
Ah, that'd be all.
We decided to...
Wait, we're actually going to go for a chiptie walk.
At least.
Oh, you just got two minutes ago.
That's not a great idea.
That'd be Uber Eats.
Right there, brother.
Hey, wait.
Thank you for the food, bro.
Thank you, thank you, that's actually nice of you.
Oh bro, you're the best, bro.
Say hi to God, you got everybody in line.
I mean, rude.
Nah, I don't know.
Oh, we're seeing, no.
Okay, anyways, thank you.
Okay.
Are they leaving?
I think we're leaving, we're going to the right, we're going to the right, we're going to the right, we're going to the right
We're going to the right
Are we good?
Yeah
You guys seen a UCL game or not?
No, I haven't
No, I think you have to be in base up
Oh, because I used to be in base
Thank you
That's a good one, bro
Yeah, stop, try to square up with me
I got a water cup with no water in it.
So did someone else.
I'm sorry, Kimmy or Daughter?
No, I'm sorry, Kimmy or Daughter.
I'm sorry, Kimmy or Daughter.
Bro, should I get a dermal and a tooth ring, and a fucking antidepressant?
No, Bro. Stop destroying your body. Your body's a temple.
I'm building a dermal and a tooth ring, Bro. Just look at Doug. Just look at Big Decent.
You're not a girl, Bro.
So?
I
Don't get a second me to
What I'm not gonna let ono
My this week is dick is so fucking small they own guy
No, no, no, no way
Yeah
Ron just leaked his dick, bro. No, he did it
Why is this so fucking hot?
Check Twitter?
Is it?
I'm getting cold air online I'm getting cold air on the phone
I can close the summer
Is that low-key ball?
Because I'm not moving my side of the screen down
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh my God it's on twitter
I'm just kidding
Let me see let me see
I just see these peanuts
Let me see let me see
I just see these...
I just see these greener
Let me see let me see
I'm just kidding
Why are you so eager to see this little me bro? Damn! Damn bro!
Alright, so who's this type of stable auto-leaf on Twitter bro?
I call all of y'all. I call all of y'all.
Stop eating. Alright, tell me stop eating. I ask you to stop eating.
I
Gotta go for a month tomorrow
And yeah, I should have a parasite in my body
They shake the five
Do you know what the five girls? Oh
My god my treasure train dying
All right
Anyone else feel bad for him bye paper
What the fuck is playing this?
Oh, this is probably my like song, it's the Baby Tron, my bad guys.
Baby Tron?
No.
I'm not gonna let Baby Tron out of room.
Baby Tron, where is that?
Remember?
Go play the alpha with that Baby Tron.
No, no one or not.
No, come on.
Or play uh, Jesus Settleworth.
Or other banger.
Oh
That ain't gonna be mine. I've been eating on some Vietnamese shit
This one this was hard
on me how what that's my knee bro this one probably
all the way from allington texas jason the
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I walk out in slow motion
Deadly some harder shit somewhere on YouTube on a playlist, but...
I gotta find out
I was ready to go, the little baby is gone, if any old rapper gets bored, you gotta walk up to that, then you can just know you're still...
Alright, done, done, done.
Go get your chip.
Hey, hey, yo, Lace, can you get your chip, bruh?
Oh, you're digging in.
Oh, shucks, I got you.
I'm not in line, darling. I'm Boba. I'm sorry, bro.
I'll wait for my chip.
Yeah, I'll keep waiting.
What happened to your music?
I turned it down to the streets.
I
What can a monster be on my teeth?
I put your heart into trouble like me
I spoke out with that brain of yours
Blinker!
Blinker City!
Oh, I'm gonna say can't hide
I'm gonna say can't hide, bro
Stop! Stop!
I can't breathe
Oh
What
Nobody
I'll be back!
I'm in the middle of a big mess
Say what?
What?
What's going on?
Yeah, I'm in my nice job
Shut the fuck up
Wait, yeah, yeah
Shut the fuck up
You guys think I'm my
No, you think I don't hate me
I got a family
It's up to me
Yeah
Say what?
I got all my asses on my mind now
When I was sick
I broke up this industry
I got some things to shoot
But I still sing all night
For my friends old style
I can't give up for that dance
I got all I've got
I can't give up for that dance
I got all I've got
I got all my girls in my sweet
So I'm still a little bit lonely
And he can't get out of my bed
Get my number
you
You
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Wait, it's Lucky's birthday today?
We gotta go somewhere real quick, come on.
We gotta come by at a little more than a clock.
We need to buy tris, oh god.
What do you mean you can get that?
Oh my god, where are we?
Like, can we see the comparison of bulls?
Like, well, all lined up?
All lined up?
Yeah.
Got a shot.
Like, why are you coughing?
Don't tell me you got that shit, too.
Oh, maybe cuz I'm off the fucking pendulum in that jahoo.
Holy packages.
Brought us to our people, just order shakey here.
Wait, this is for me?
The box is JTW. Yo, bro, stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. I got keys. I got keys.
What is it? Wait, what is it?
Oh my god, oh my god, it's Red Bull.
It's more Red Bull. Holy fucking shit.
Oh my god. More Red Bull, bro. I'll bring it to you later.
I'm copying me.
Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me.
You got a generational segment of bollocks today. No, bro. Stop. No, stop copying him.
Tell him stop copying him. I'm about to put pause on you.
You can't stop me dude!
I'm not proposing you, nah.
You realize that I have your skill set right?
That I couldn't fucking help, you don't even got socks on.
I don't even have socks on.
Oh, oh, look!
Ah, you fucking... watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
I don't want it bro, you don't want it bro.
Go ahead, bro.
Those are the ones I'm giving to the upstairs people.
No, because they're baby chips too, bro.
Who's this?
I don't know that.
Yeah, that looks like some fucking squid game shit, bro.
No, we're all sold. We didn't get Chipotle forks.
It's not gonna hit.
Oh, don't worry, the position is forks.
I've been jugging.
Say, oh, god, you've been jugging my shit.
I don't want to get water bottles.
I be going in there sometimes.
Not water.
Am I trying to go to my house?
Bad.
Who the fuck put a guac in the water cup?
Who put the guac?
Who put the fucking guac in the water cup?
Who put the guac in the water cup?
This is SC
The camera method never fails, bro.
I snapped that, bro.
Wait, what, bro?
That little last snapchat, bro.
Wait, Drew, let me see yours?
I mixed mine up a little.
Hang on a minute, bro.
I put the camera on yours, too, bro.
Yeah, mate, did you like your double meat?
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's wild.
I didn't get double meat, but they blessed my bowl.
Wait, I gotta put this here and this in here.
That was a little kid's bowl.
Thank you.
Some fucking bullshit.
Try bullshit, man.
I'm bullshitting, wait, it's bullshit.
Because we just got to call the police.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
Should we get a force?
Wait, should we get jobs?
Probably.
All right, y'all want a force or a trigger?
Deliver this, and then he gets a force.
All right, bro.
Where are we?
Where are we eating this?
Where are we eating it?
He didn't get it, though.
Yeah.
I just thought I'd go deliver my ship to upstairs,
I know.
I'm going in the kitchen
Little messy out here
Where's the force?
We gotta clean this shit, it's actually just stuck something in here.
Is it your shit right here?
Uh, yeah, um...
That's the lacy shit.
Just kidding.
I'll clean that later.
Get a water.
It's probably when Luke comes back.
Yeah, when Luke comes back, I'll clean it.
Excuse me, you're excused.
What brand should I get?
This year I'm going to run back, I'm going to get gloves for everybody.
What brand should I get? What's a good ass box?
I'm going to try to go cheap on them again.
Winnings? Yeah, bro. I'm not buying fucking thousand dollar gloves, bro. Poor fucking
NMS Boxing, you're out your goddamn mind, bro.
That said, Wings.
Hey!
It's all right.
Hey, how's it going, man?
Yeah.
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm good, how are you doing, my barber?
How's the matter, buddy?
If you really go to Chipotle, your Chipotle guard,
You know about the vinaigrette, okay?
This is very niche, okay?
This is bar knowledge.
This is bar knowledge right here.
They never have it at the stands.
You have to ask it.
Boom, drizzle, drizzle.
Can't, man.
It's only in store, that's why you're blit.
Oh my God.
How you feeling, man?
Feeling good?
Now pull up on me, man.
I'm right here.
Pull up on me right here.
Like it's
Well, we're sitting too much sodium sodium is fucking like bro doesn't matter
Yeah, you said that to down
I was actually excited to eat the pizza until they see that raw egg on it.
Dude, that's a little like resident evil pool.
Mm-hmm.
You love that.
Wow, I don't hear that drinking for it.
Well, I don't know what you're saying.
He usually does.
Like, he usually actually does, but...
Hmm best I'm talking about a penny's you know
About you know
This is your babysitter for a day I
Should be a babysitter for a day. I take care of a real-life job
I would do a great job yeah I know I'm gonna be a great father
wonder you already did I did do that I did do that in Japan actually I did
Okay, interesting.
I think you have another idea, bro.
I think you have an idea, I've never done. I've done damn near everything.
You could take that.
You just have to fill the space.
Burn it up.
You could empty the pool with a spoon.
I haven't done that yet.
What's going on?
You were all bad for idea.
How long would that actually take you?
Literally years.
That's not going to work.
Water park stream?
I think I've done that.
wash all the cars I've done everything you could think of so now I I got to
like it's like a roller coaster on it now I gotta wash cars so the next time I
do something crazy it's crazy it's about balance it's like you got a balance
That's what I learned, man.
Yeah, dude.
You should have raised the girls for a stream.
Yeah?
Yeah, we should have.
Should I bring them back?
Yeah, we should have watered.
We should have watered down a lot now.
We could go to OC.
Go to OC and then what, bro?
I don't know.
You're gonna see that.
You're gonna hit by a pumpkin.
I
Could do a 211 they've done that before fuck you mean oh shit
You already made your bone
I got it, I don't need double meat, bro.
Hey, uh, mom, I'm gonna swap you.
I mean, bro.
Listen, I wanna see a return of two.
Moose got demoted to Yui's cameraman?
Oh, yeah, Moose got a volleyball chicken.
Bring his girls' plan.
What?
Losers actually duck in the precipade off stream is an answer
Offstream moves like you would be me you'd be me
And then and then I was like
20 plus 20 20 push-up lead
Actually embarrassed
For you he was like I just ate you want to do that. Yeah, he's actually bad man moves his embarrassment
He's a strong word man
I'm part done
You actually want to hear my guitar
I saw you practicing last night. It was like 12.30 and I came to my laundry and I seen Jason in there practicing.
What the fuck?
Nice name, what the fuck? I don't be actually doing this shit.
When there's a new skill that I love and I enjoy, I put my all into it.
I miss what was written, bro.
That's farming fucking retweets in my chapter.
What's wrong with you?
Should I go back to doing that?
If you got an email right now, I'll go over here.
So you want me to go back to slapping girls on stream and asking them what the freakiest
things they done?
You could have got an email right now, the one email, bro.
I could.
I could
No, that's what what you did is good. I want that
Three hours of spare bro. Three hours there. Won't you go get me?
One for Ballard one for League
Duo bot lane oh my god
Yeah, so we watch the beginning of the theater
Somebody's really watching you know
That's the thing, bro. No one's like everyone
Man down, I'm on VR chat
I'm sorry, but I'm not set up.
Is he not set up?
No.
Why?
Because he's like, you know, in advance.
How lucky you had it.
You've been in minutes until I got out of here.
Hey, man, so after I took your leg out, man,
she blessed me with a portion.
I can't believe that. God, man.
I told you it was going to happen.
No, I really can't do this.
Well, his last time, like, bro, they were like really close.
I'll say, alright, next time we get through.
Yeah, like last time, last time they died, it's from bullshit.
Since he hit the fucking thing.
Bro.
Go to the fair with Sookie, bro.
Sookie is not waking up.
Here's the one that was like, yo, you want to go to the fair?
It ends on the 31st.
Yeah, we were gonna go out tonight.
It's like an hour.
Yeah, last night we were gonna go, it was like nine or something, or ten.
It was an hour and five minutes.
You're looking at the spark out there.
It's probably gonna be an hour and a half.
I don't want to fuck that. You got me fucked up.
Plus, we used to have swimming pictures the whole time, so I'm at the age.
Yeah, yeah, not worth it.
Now, some people wait until three, though, because you got ready for game seven.
Game seven.
Oh yeah, game seven's a good one.
Game seven's at five, man.
Yeah, something like that.
We'll probably hit it.
Alright, well, I don't know.
Alright, thank you, bro.
You're welcome.
I
Did ass
That's what I was doing last night.
Actually, don't troll with the chats. I'm dead ass gonna try.
Don't know, babe, when you hold me
Cause you're the sweetest thing
And it don't change
And if you're in my way
You don't know that you are
You're the copy that I read in the morning
You're the sunshine when the rain when it's pouring
Won't you give yourself to me?
I just wanna see, I just wanna see how beautiful you are
You know that I see
Come on, bro
lot better
More smooth now you're not messing up, but wait till I'm not sick. It's gonna sound beautiful
What you pressing out practicing another song too?
But that's the only time you practice last night
Oh, yeah, let me hear that too
I
Fuck what is that man?
This is radio head. I don't want me sing to I'm I'm Michael
Well, on America's Got No Talent, that's fucking weird.
Yeah, weird as fuck.
I can't sing and do that same time, bro.
I gotta learn it separately, man.
Yeah, I can't prove all this shit.
Dude, I guess you sound good, right?
I know, but this one's like the easiest shit ever, bro.
Alright man, I'm gonna ask about this.
Do you want to make us some chat bro, cause shit?
Less tomatoes, that's a day. Which means I'm actually improving.
Using a pick would be easier. Learn a...
What's another song I can get? Or get good at chat.
Like, I'm deadass, strong bro, best part.
I'm deadass, I'm gonna get really good at best part.
I'm practicing like three songs a day we not like you
So the first thing that Davo does when he crashes his car is to make a fucking video.
And who the fuck, like what was the culprit?
A fucking pole?
Where's the other car?
Oh is it that car?
Is it this Prius?
Damn, bro, y'all think that about paying for this shit?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
I ain't going from lovers to strangers again
Sevens to strangers again
I wish I bought you more flowers in the end
Hey, bought you more flowers in the end
Going from lovers to strangers again
Bro, this shit sound good though
Watch your more flowers in the air
Bro, that shit sound good
Trippin
You can't take him out. He's different. He's not the same. You are you but he
Ah, that ass came around. What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this fries this shit, bro?
That ass what what is this, bro?
Learned this song
Hugging a hundred thousand hundred million
And they're not red so fever actually I did real stuff in rain, man. Oh
Man
All right Chad, what we happen on bro?
What we happen on?
Because I got we got a start, but we got three hours to fucking stall
Three hours to stall
Geez, bro
Let's just let's just look through the categories and maybe someone wants to game
Empanada
Portugal
$2.35
All right versus cheese dog $10
What is it with England?
Reacting
Well, I bought turning
What is this?
He's showing love to the Corbin who's this
Holy fucking ballast, bro
This is dead-ass cheating. They gotta get rid of this like a lab. She
Is it the door bro? Oh my god, let me show love
Thanks for showing love
What if he doesn't even know me 10 mini follow?
Sunny's on Lee no, she's not eat pal
Learn this and play its its role
I found it in your box, your box is gone!
Wait, what song is that called?
Hang on, that's fire.
Okay, that's actually good.
I
Do I need a ukulele run it
Holy shit, I see familiar faces on God. I've never been on it. I haven't been in this website in a while
Dude this lady still on e-pal
League for a long
Bro cha cha comments already see but I can't support you to the last dance. I
Don't I'm gonna be honest, bro
But I got I need three hours of spare. I'm actually good
She was my go-to back in the day brother
But this is not my legacy. I'm not gonna raise if no raise. All right, we're not gonna activate those chatters
We're gonna fucking play e-pal bro matter of fact, bro send me the dudes to
Sick in bed
I see that.
You're so fuckin' boring.
Ha ha ha.
Buh-ha, E-pad with no Riz equal burger with no patty.
Brother, this should say 19.2K.
What the fuck, she's a veteran.
That's actually insane.
How is this website still running?
God, this has been running for fucking four or five years.
Buy five, get one free.
That's crazy.
Chatshop on monkey?
I'm actually down for monkey.
I'm down for monkey.
I'm down for e-pad.
I'm down for whatever y'all down for.
No.
I'm not gonna like one one monkey one monkey
One monkey one monkey one monkey one bro. Just one just one just one
Unlock all girls match privilege oh my god oh my god oh my god
Oh gg's. Oh, why did I click that man? Why did I click that? What? What? What's that man?
Pre-dick?
But not gonna be dick, bro.
Did I just get my fucking IP?
Did I just get my IP snatched?
Ah bro just ran out of it.
What's good Phillip?
What's good bro?
Yo!
Yo brother!
Yo that's bro- Yo Brady GOO!
Jason!
Jason let me take a screenshot real quick.
I'm AI, I'm AI, I'm AI, I'm AI.
I
To slide me
Play you really
I
Know you from Arlington, bro, just just by the way you look
Like that, though, bro, you're really a tag demon. No, tell about Arlington
Hey, y'all know about Arlington bro really get wicked in the a-bra
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. What's cool you go to?
No angle angle I game. I'm not from Arlington game. You just look like that
This is a stream
What
What up matter no mark
No, not you know we're close
Like middle of Pennsylvania, there's not really like a town like
I
Ronnie 32 a monkey went up a breath. I
Love your mom
Okay
Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro talking about man. What are you talking about Ronnie? I love your mom. You asked it to your mom
My mom?
Yeah, a streamer baby.
I'm not a streamer baby, nah, don't call me baby either, bro.
You're scaring me, bro.
What are you from?
Are you French?
Hey, you are a baby.
You're my love.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're my size.
What?
See, now you're doing what?
Let me see both of your hands right now, bro.
Let me see both of your hands right now.
Let me see you do it.
Let me see both of your hands right now.
Eh?
No, no, no, I'm out bro. I'm out. I'm deadass out. I'm out. I'm out.
What up big bro? You a streamer? No. No, you lying, bro. I think of Jason, bro. Yeah
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah
I
Good better go forward down I just dropped out and can't make it over for
Say what
I mean, if you say it, you'll feel it.
It's good, buddy.
You just ain't gonna be really shit.
You the judge, I can't tell you if it's good or not.
What's the song?
What's the song called?
Okay, making?
Look at making?
Bro, you should tweet it.
You should tweet it.
But still, Georgia, you know,
you
You know what fuck you I hate no darling go fuck yourself
How to take it out on that guy bro, I'm sorry
Yeah
What are you talking about, man?
Hmm
How does that man?
Canada yell Garrett, bro. You're not 22. Why do you got 22 in your box? Take that vape out your mouth, man
Take that vape out bro. It's not cool to vape, bro. You think it's cool to vape? Wait until you're 30 bro
your lungs are black but I tell you about vaping bro all right throw that shit down
the toilet I I'm telling you it'll better your life okay that's the drug
shit is not cool man you think shit funny it's not funny but I'm telling you
don't think you're smiling but I'm not I'm not joking I'm not joking you'd
even blow it out bro that's how I know your lungs can you even fucking run up
run a mile bro no man you should be at your peak come on man see now you mocking
me now you mocking me Garrett no it's not funny bro where your parents it's not
Cool, bro. Can you even run a module with that with that? No, you can't bro. Cuz you big and no, you can't know what's your mouse on?
Okay, do you want
Seven my ass in my balls
Bro, you think it's what funny this is it's not funny, bro. This is your livelihood. We're talking about Garrett. You understand
Come on man, how old are you bro?
15?
Bro Garrett, man, you're 15.
You can't even... Bro, this is not good for you.
You know that. Who put you on a vaping?
That's not good, man. It's not good.
It was kinda like my friends and my brother.
Your brother? Wow.
Let me talk to your brother, man.
My brother's not here. He doesn't work.
You know what, bro? Let me leave you one thing, man.
All right, you want to set yourself up for the future and right now you're setting yourself up for failure
Okay, put down the vape and pick up the pencil do your homework
It's not even that fool dog. It's not that fool because you've been puffing on it all day, man
No, yes
Why else wouldn't it be fool?
Because my brother
So you and your brother killed the vape
No, I I didn't kill it. I've had this for like five minutes. Yeah five minutes and you've puffed it at least okay
Who's your favorite streamer?
Mmm
Probably hidden digging I love motocross
Okay, who's your favorite youtuber?
Probably Hudson
Okay, um I
I yeah, all right. Have a good one, bro. Listen. Remember what I said, bro. Set yourself up for the future
That's me
What the fuck
Jason what the fuck chase? Why is everybody keep saying what the fuck in my chop, bro?
Brian Brown
What's up?
Hold on, you want to scream right now?
Hey, look, it's that one screaming thing.
I mean, scream it, dude.
I didn't know you could full scream.
Dude, what happened there?
What happened here?
People like the side.
Is that me?
Oh!
Oh, my god.
Lazy.
This nigga's famous.
No way.
No way, my nigga.
Yo, who are you?
Do I look fat and white as y'all?
I'm not lacy. I'm the Asian one in core, bro
Oh my here you go, that's like me saying are you airies, bro you Brooklyn boyfriend
You don't even know. You don't even know. You don't even know. Can you get this out,
bro? You know, I'm gonna get out of here, bro. You don't get this out. You don't get
this out. No, but I'm scared. You in the shower right now?
You don't find me out, you don't find me out, right?
No.
Fly you out.
What up, Dalton?
I haven't seen you before.
Dalton, where you from, Dalton?
That's not Dalton, I'm Dalton.
Wait, no, no, no.
What's up?
I'm Dalton, he's not Dalton.
Dalton, why?
No, I'm Dalton.
Why not?
What y'all doing in a closet together?
Hey, you're a YouTuber.
You can't see you can't kiss your sister
Remember when your camera man roasted you
All right, what are y'all doing in the closet case? What's happening?
No, we didn't know we did it's the the closet. I don't know
All right, well, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, keep burning
Damn you're that one person on I forget what it's called better
Yeah
Yo
Is that J?
Don't worry about
Thoughts on the political statement of the world right now
What are you?
I wish we weren't at war right now man.
Are you streaming right now?
I was streaming on Twitch.tv.
Go look at what I want.
Are you on Twitch?
Don't flash me your penis.
Interesting angle.
How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
I'm good.
Where are you from?
Norway.
Norway? Nice to meet you.
What are they doing in Norway?
I thought I was going to work up, man.
Oh, how are they? I'm 22 team. What about you?
I'm
What's good with that man
Yo, no fucking hold what's up, bro? There's no way
There's no fucking way.
We did not just get Jason and Weed.
No fucking way, yeah.
Hold on, bro.
I'm getting news right now.
I'll be right back, man.
I'm getting big news right now.
What the fuck's going on?
Max is on fucking?
What?
What the fuck?
We got a tall one too here, right?
Yeah, hell yeah.
What the fuck?
Thank you bro.
What the fuck?
He's turkey right now!
Yo!
Yeah, my bad, yeah, yeah only, yeah only.
Get ready, bro.
All right, let's see.
Hey, you shat.
Bro, yes, yay, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, yay, fucks with streamers, bro.
He fuck, I mean, did he say anything?
Yay, cool, bro, to be honest.
Bro, me and Ron met, yay.
I think he met with Neon, and then he met not you.
I literally, I literally met him, just not on stream.
Okay.
I think we should play the tag.
Sink up.
Bro, it's him.
Match with Yen and you and Wallace.
I deadass shook his hand.
I deadass shook his hand and had like a five minute convo
and then I asked him to pick at the end,
but like, bro, I was trying to get a pick, bro.
What, bro?
No picks, no proof.
Yeah, I know a lot, bro.
Bro, that's my shoulder!
I literally met him!
And Travis Scott was there too, but I didn't meet Travis Scott.
Yeah, bro, my girlfriend lives in another state.
I can't no more, bro.
Look, though, the only way that is if you come on it, like, this, like, wants to surprise
you.
You know what I mean?
Go ahead, we're still in the chat, though.
We get it, we get the victory.
What, chat? Yo, I keep... Bro.
Get that K-word out, yo mom, bruh.
It's yay, bruh.
Yay, yay, yay.
Get that right, get that right, get that right.
Get that K-word out, yo man.
Yay.
Yo, chat.
I got a controller, I gotta tell you how this...
My name is...
We gotta kill you.
Yo, listen, bruh.
K is killing.
Literally, I ate all day, didn't go to the bathroom,
I went to take a shit.
These niggas don't come into the bathroom
and start recording.
you
You
You ruin the calm I don't mean bear she hasn't changed to be honest
She's hanging for locals, I can't get without oh
She's gonna get me through the bar-
Alright, uh...
I- Wait, what?
Adapt?
wait what are they in the same fucking game
male
you sitting on your own monkey the eye so y'all want me to hop on fucking see
this girl by myself chat hop on see this go by myself
all right I mean I'm dead on bro just not I don't really feel like that doing
Be honest, I want to play with somebody bro. All my friends are busy
The master
YBG
Is he live
X you see
Really not
He's not
Exes started his stream
YBG
I
God damn just do something
You have you asked
Petsive bro
I'm not gonna I would rather solo queue about
They off this shit my PC I can actually run both games
They off that shit immediately, bro
So click what bro, I mean I saw him get on CS
I found my best friend
I
Smell so bad. I got one Lucas bag. I can't run both games up. That's actually
Why doesn't he do it? I just seen this
Hey, dude, I did
Bro you um
You miss house any alpacas recently or no
I
Didn't call Maya to brag about it, bro. I ain't so fucking shit. Oh my
What the fuck were you doing? Um, I was what do you mean? What am I? I saw an animal and I'm gonna do this
All right, let's play bro. Hey, bro. Hi. Thank you for the break man. Appreciate the break. Oh
Oh
Roe high with the big
Ray
Roe high
Wait, that's the Germany dude, right?
Holy shit, thank you, dude
Thank you for the ray, man
I've been shitting green all day, bro
I didn't really ask for that, bro
I thought you
worried about me and cared about me, but it's okay
Shit green doing well, bro
Right
Thank you, bro
Fucking green bro. Alright, so Jason if you see the red is the enemy team
So the maps that they play the most is gonna be probably nuke a mirage and inferno
I'm good for I'm good off nuke. I'm good. We should play a new bus
I'm good. I'm ancient. No, no ancient. It's good. It's just good. I don't want to play
It's just good. It's better than a new business trust me. I don't know. I don't know a new business or action. I'm good
Way but look at our team our team is the gray so you see our team actually plays mirage and we banned it
So why would we do that?
Nice, all right, let's play that stupid our team plays this too. No, no, no wait, but you guys play this too
How do we ban this dude? Why the fuck would we ban this too?
Sorry, I'm fucking sorry
Don't raise your fucking voice
Can you lock the fucking I'm trying to win bro don't throw my
My fucking mom's not fucking home so I can fucking curse how much is I fucking want to
Jason by the way, there is an e-girl in this lobby
Yeah, there's where
Cocker bro, that's like that's definitely a fucking dude. Wait, no true LDM. Are you stupid bro?
The taste of the wing
You like my life, bro, can you not like you not play a normal game, bro? Just play the game, bro. All right
true Eldian you're not from a gartha all right guys listen let's win this
fucking shit go home wait look at my knife so I'm a huntsman
hold on Jason the wind you can't sound like Jason the wind
no that's not me not me wrong guy bro the guy with the alpaca bro like but
you're not supposed to take out shut the fuck up
wait what is going on yeah what the fuck is happening wait yeah okay fine it's me
YBG to
Yeah, we're fine
Give a UFO like around your house
Yeah
My D key doesn't work. I have to fucking pass manager. Yeah, you watch it. You see
What is UCL make up us when you tear bro?
about finances oh you saw that it's podcast fuck you in that we can't
podcast I did it I did it I did it right there you ruined their podcast
they should they gotta come back man all right guys listen we lose this one that's
okay let's save for next okay thank you I'd you know I'm going to
This is actually the greatest moment in my entire life, holy shit.
But if we win this game, we'll sign your seat profile, me and Jason.
What?
You speaking for me now?
Wait, this is actually the greatest moment of your life, thank you man.
That means a lot.
I don't know, you two are other guys, but Jason and me, you're the one.
This is actually the greatest moment in your life. Thank you, man
I didn't go lie he did come on bro come back the game without me no no no no no no no no no
No, you know you're important. You're very important come back. Thank you. Thank you Jesus
So nobody said a drop down the fuck man
All right, don't worry we're back
Come on no more fucking trolling guys we get
Who are you asking right now?
Oh, Purple.
Purple, purple. That's you, bro.
That's you, bro. Wait, am I purple?
No, you're purple.
Wait, wait!
Yeah, this song is fire.
Which song? Which song?
That's gonna be large.
You have me muted in-game, dude.
I was just playing Monkey's song.
Oh, yeah, muted in-game because I'm gonna hear you double, bro.
I hear you double?
Yeah, I see you don't know.
Yeah.
I'm currently working on 55 years.
Jake and Nguyen, will you buy top frag a night?
My bad, my bad.
Am I just a fucking...
Am I a fucking biggie bag for everybody, bro?
Is that what I am?
Fucking dick riding, dick munching, bitch.
I got b-
Yo, good com, brother. He was up there.
do-do-do-do-do-do-do uppers uppers bro no no no spray that spray that
lowers lowers bro oh you don't have fucking guns yeah my m4 is in front of
you if you want to grab it holy micromanager bro
they said I'm vaping bro don't vape that's not good why is it not good
cause the
are you actually vaping?
yeah
pretty awesome
don't do it
I mean it's not good to do but like
I do it already
don't do it
I mean it was a gift so I'm just gonna
smoke this one
who's giving you a vape? I want to know
why do you need to know?
that says enough already bro
what do you mean that says enough?
enough that's it I know I used to your mid when did you start vaping bro bro I
just I just something it's just something I'm not gonna buy another one
just when this one's dead I'll just get rid of it no because that should
addicting dog but it doesn't no no it wasn't guapo but guapo does enjoy
vaping like much more than me it's just give me a headache sometimes nice wait
you can jump up now you can always I saw that good job ever since but you can do
It's a beginning inception of this map. You are a larpher, bro
I mean I'm a larpher
I thought you needed it. I thought you needed a boost bro. Happy birthday Jason on here. Happy birthday, bro
Thank you. I just turned 19, bro
Yeah, I think bars
You know typically when it's someone's birthday you like give me gifts, you know, yeah, but I'm not a piggy bank
His birthday, would you get me for my birthday, man?
Are you sub sub five bro, maybe
Dude, it's only five dollars five dollars for no ads that sounds like a fucking good idea for me
What do you work, what do you work?
I do commercial plumbing in Alaska.
Dude, come on, bro.
You was just saying it's the best day of your life,
and now you're downplaying me, man.
This is fucking hell, man.
You're in favor, bro.
Let's play the game, guys, all right?
Why is this pink guy so angry?
Because I'm not loved at home.
Oh, man, why are you so angry, man?
Yeah, why are you so angry, doc?
Hey, do me a favor, stop calling me
and fix my fucking toilets, dude, all right?
Yo!
What?
He didn't say anything at all to me.
yo!
i just said one joke
i don't fuck with that
yo!
i don't fuck with that
oh thank you, thank you
we're just joking around here guys, alright?
name's true eldien but you'd never be letting a gartha with charlie, bro
fuck it
boom!
No, no, because you are about to hate for me both and chat hated it
I can't see
You're right
Get my off
Don't keep this shit
You want to get fucking team killed dude? That's that's a vape in your mouth. That's
That's not good. What's so bad about it?
Are you just
People say or what no vaping is bad
How is this so bad? I do like the things that are bad from eating talkies are bad and to make my poop green
So no, but vaping is like it's addictive. You don't want to have it
I mean if I get addicted to it, bro, you could beat the fuck out of me, bro. I'm God, bro
Metagaming bro
Like bro, I had it I had some green are you guys gonna laugh at me about that?
No, no my stomach
like a lot of guys are fucking scared now I just had some blue talkies it's too
long one of them is one HP legs flashing long one of the one HP if you
body shots left you got on the right one HP should be should be nice
basically you're gonna pop up that does we guide to the right oh two of them to
to them to them to the right nice shot lad one more on the right long right
and that's not fucking yeah I play 007 007 game oh my god you have to play
a team fun game but what's so fun are you don't play sort of their story games
Only things I like
We got to play with someone though, but it's local only
But he's gonna be Robin and Tim Gordon
Sit down
My bomb I have Bumbaa
I have me Bumbaa and
I have any boom button tunnels guys
Look me in my perfect
Nice shot, I'm like fucking prom Kenny. Yes, and his bitch
I'm gonna play against fucking people with no arms legs mouths or eyes, but you
Nice
Look me in my perfect. How is that?
What do you want? What do you love it Batman? No, she is gold
Prime Kenny is
Stop vaping boy. If you're gonna be broke don't fuck with it. It's got this kid little win
Actually
I don't know I'm dead I sat down and watched that shit. No you did
I swear to God. I want to see I was a C9 fan fucking liar
I want Boston with Eric
I was a scene on fame with steely 2k was on there
Yes, it's okay stuff, but he's a cheater that no one was hard to slow down
But he won't do smokes and fucking does it
No, you shoot through smokes
My Peefer
All over like I sent it three
Damn
Nice dude!
So it's okay to scammer now. No, he's not
Yeah, he is. Yeah, he he he scams some people out of money, but he paid them back. I'm pretty sure I
Swear he or he was supposed to at least what?
What are you for gambling on some slicker shit
No, it wasn't for gambling, but it was just like he was supposed to pay people. He did it. I'm pretty sure
but like bro that's some that's called trapping of the nested bro since what is
that a bad thing I'm a fucking D member we're like a fucking divas
Give me one more bro
Oh my god flick downwards, it's gonna happen what bro
How else am I supposed to pay my bills bro do me a favor watch all four
bro please bro I need to pay bills please
I bet I bet I bet I bet
look me in my perfect face nice shot
yo this guy's killing burgers now bro
you fucked up
but it's gotta be built for the rich
gotta get richer you know what I'm
I'm saying we should eat the real house. I'm not supposed to buy another car, bro
No, no, no, trust them
They just run an ad wait a minute. Let me go along. Let me go
Yeah, dude, dude, you're gonna complain about as we're gonna sub up bro facts
I will stop that ass
Who's singing
Hey, thank you, bro. That's love right there. I'll take a sub to bro
But back then you haven't muted me and I'm gonna be able to like show my friends
Like I'll stop bro you know what bro. I would have never muted you either way miss. I appreciate
Hey, dad, I bought one more bottle of mid-doors
Let me in my perfect face
So you did buddy can't get that aot hoodie by the way
Why didn't you get a bomb?
That nigga
You watch a game seven today. Oh
Oh, yes, bro. Oh, you see L final into a game 7 final. That's a fucking
Both don't put
Feedie ball in the same fucking speak as basketball, bro. I'm not gonna God sport
Don't put kicky footy ball that little
Oh, I'm a kicky footy with basketball bro. God sport. I just think like that too, bro
Oh my dude, you're a little nervous, bro
He's lit bro pick up a gun I got you got this
We got just I stink and it fell clears both. That's I sleep
to be fucking
The best two words in all of sports game seven cinema
The next four oh sweep in the spurs is not gonna be very it's not gonna be very entertaining
I'm beyond whoever's going to the finals is winning the fucking finals
Stupid I like the nick. I don't make some out a week of fucking rest. Are you fucking stupid? It doesn't even matter, bro
Dude
With a tier one as you bro, Adam can you do that? I'm pretty shake you that seriously, man
Yeah, no problem. No problem. Yeah, Adam. I said can I get one too, bro? Oh my god
I
Decent you bro. How are you not dead?
What the fuck?
Help me bro do something. I
Just killed two yeah, cuz you baited me
What is that even with beating is fucking hell bro. I'm just getting shot ahead by my teammate
Yeah, well you could have killed the guy that was shooting at you, but you fucking didn't did you fucking burger, but
Buckelpins pull up your fucking pants and get your burger out of your ass bruh
What?
Probably gonna go B
Where even are they?
How do you even play Counter Shrike like that?
Jason you're getting your red to rage again
Dude stop talking to me when you vape seriously
You're actually genuinely making me mad because I just get sad bruh
Honestly see you go down this path
No I'm not bruh because I don't control your life
All I could do is encourage you to not do something bad
And it just makes me send you slowly
I love doing shit that bad
I love doing I know you change you change yeah, you change
change
How did I change bro? You just in Florida you used to do the same you just to say the same shit about vaping now look at you
No, I mean, yeah, they think it's like retarded. I never said it was cool. I mean I said it was cool, but I never said it was good
It's cool cuz like little smoke comes out of my mouth I could blow up
This is why it's cool. This is Jason not smoke weed bro smoking weed is way
You're not supposed to smoke though like like having like
I don't have a smoke. I have a smoke since my fire asian jeff was announced
Yeah, but I'm saying if like one's bad, then aren't they both? I mean what's worse?
One's worse. I mean they're both bad drugs are obviously bad for you, but drugs are bad for you. They're also awesome
No, no, drugs are
Well, I'm not a role model, so I should say what I really want.
You don't have to be a role model to say drugs are bad, right?
Well, wait, what are you guys talking about?
We're talking about... So this guy over here is talking about drugs are bad.
I'm trying to say they're cool. What are you guys' stance?
I personally think being sober is quilly.
Uh, what I was going to assume...
I used to smoke a lot of weed senior year, and I don't think it got me anywhere good.
low key like one day he motivated me and quitting like you helped me get my life
together so I'm happy I have a question are you white I am white yes sir
that's why bro it's there and it's not your gene pool bro are you trying to say
like no I'm just trying to say you're supposed to do math oh I'm supposed to
We laugh, not smoke, we eat it.
Nah, I tried like Adderall once.
I was like, the Ipa Spock, I did that shit with TrueElliot.
You did what?
Wait, actually?
Yeah, we did Adderall and we tripped on Shroom.
I'm not even kidding.
TrueElliot almost got killed by one of our friends.
Holy shit!
Wait, what?
How?
Wait, how?
We're both friends?
Sorry, time.
Yeah, sorry, time.
This is actually a good ass story.
So we're tripping in my,
The basement of my grandparents house. I have like five friends over we're all tripping on shrooms
One of my buddies has never done good with drugs and you're telling him like hey like you shouldn't go smoke, too
It was my first time they were tripping. I got overwhelmed. I went to bed
This dude true LDM. We'll just call him Cole because that's a thing and then there's a guy named Brandon
He was like tripping out on the couch and like talking to himself and Cole was like yo, are you good bro?
Yo, yo, you good?
Thank you, I teached him front of him to grab the remote and turn it off and try to get Brandon to tension and Brandon smashed a pint glass into his skull
Like the entire pint glass
Grabbing it shattered out of the fucking shit
I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch, man
Motherfucker
Hey, what do you look like, StuE2K2?
Oh my god, I did I almost fucking win a shit bro. Oh, you kind of look like Stewie 2k
You bill us to eat you okay, but I do not not really
Or what
Sad like the fact that you like
I feel pretty happy right now. He's top left top left corner through the audience top left corner trust
He's on top of your left, but have you spray? No, no, no a little bit to the left
Little bit more. Oh, you got it. I
Play the wall. Oh that wall is playable by the way. Okay
Sit nice
Jesus
I just took a big dump on my fillet. I bet you go fix that one right there.
Yeah, so do I.
As much as you, fuck.
Yeah!
I get to play video.
Yeah, yeah, you let me down.
No!
What's that you?
Go beat, go beat, go beat, go beat, go beat.
Right.
Kiss me in my perfect face.
You like James Tarles, dude.
That hungry class fucking streamer did I hope you get your hands on it
What the fuck?
Come on bro, YBG, ah
Enemies are banned by him
Oh my fucking header
Oh no
Shit
Please
Play the ball!
I'm gonna play the ball
Where?
Okay
Laba waba
Laba hubba
Barrage
Wooo
Yeah, he's on site.
Sottero, I'm sorry to say this is a noob spot.
I already started on a way to game like that.
Oh yeah, me neither, bro.
Are you at cold?
I just bought like all of these fucking skins because like the market's hella down right
now.
What a listener, man.
You want to buy my knife, bro?
I'm not open to the case.
I'm not open to the case, bro.
I'm guessing a lot of money and you got a hug. Yeah, well I unboxed it with all my money that I spent on these cases
Hey guys, money isn't
Money is everything Jason
Yeah, it's not money, it's not everything
Money, drugs and hoes, that's a big three
Probably money, drugs and hoes
Hoes, nah man
What are you crazy?
This I stink bro, I don't know I okay
It's just a dumbest that got the pettings in first-time chatter dear bro
How's the house in our packet, bro? That's not what you're supposed to do. I didn't call my inflex about it
How would you like to see your pet dead?
I smell
I'm on his head.
Die you piece of shit.
There we go.
Now you're getting the proper hate for that fucking fucking fuck dupcy fucking shit.
Should people wish death on me for that now bro?
I mean bro like come on bro you're taking an out pack out of its home bro.
Oh well.
Oh
Just shooting me. Oh, that's my teammate
I'm not gonna get tougher
Oh my god, he's wilding. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Wilding. Oh my god. You're gonna do nothing about it. You're gonna do nothing about it. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm buying an XM bro. I'm gonna do something about it
No, I like using XM
Why me
Oh my god, he's not back from
Question Jason no no real question Jason are you listening? Yeah? Yeah calm down for me
Joe who's stronger? Oh good. I'm not gonna lie. I wouldn't answer this on honestly, but I got spoiled, so
No, oh
I know you're a hungus fuck bro typeset wow, but I'm not gonna lie you weird
There's one thing in this world that I hate more than fucking like murderers and everything bad in the world and
It's spoilers. Oh
Ruffle ruffle ruffle. We've got a brother
Let me in my perfect face. Oh my god
Oh
I'm gonna get banned I think
I missed
Attack on time, bro. Oh my god
That's his peak copy and paste
Don't fuck yourself, buddy
bro, I
God damn same with true alien. He's such a fucking aot glazer. Y'all are all the same. Okay. What's yours, bro?
Low-key probably
Blind
go there go there go to be a
had to not take you what would it be
it was a human flare
alright that's about it
how was that large bro
you think AOT is better than KOTEOS?
yes
nah I don't think that better than KOTEOS
I command you to live
The amount of foreshadowing had the AOT had foreshadowing on the first episode
The writers literally fucking
Arrancy's birds
So you're gonna stay here guilt for me you asshole
I am joke-tripping you, Jason.
Bro, what the fuck is going on? There's like five people talking at the same time.
Oh my god, he's out of here, bro.
Like a band if I shoot this guy or definitely back
Guys, what are we doing?
Last round guys
No, no, what camera is there?
Yeah, oh wait a night in my sub dude and not instantly fucking refund in it or cancel in it. I bet I got this
I'm
I
Gees guys, he's
Think bro. Hey good kill. Hey ever the I can't
All right, bro
Look at that. I think bro, dude. I don't give a fuck, bro. He's never killed in you
It's better be 5 p.m.
But I haven't showered yet, bro. That's why I stink so bad. I don't you know, I don't I don't I don't care, bro
Okay, fuck you motherfucker. Fuck you then fuck you
Fuck wait, they're actually they're actually playing fucking cop attack and itchy balls 69
All right, bro, so I'll get like 10 blowcases going fuck it. Why not wait? Oh nice. You sure sure someone told me you sad bum
What you said about JDK is a legit spoil KYS ugly fuck. Yeah, I was weird bro. Come on. I was that weird
Dude, how was that actually don't do what don't fucking spoil this fucking weird fucking come take the fucking spoilers on my fucking mouth
then bitch it's not cool bro that's I like I like spoiling it's why why because
you want to ruin because it gives other yeah yeah the rules experience you
feel you're not worried by doing that I do because I feel no power in my day to
day life and so taking the power away from other people makes me feel good
about sounds like insecurity and fucking sadness by the end of the fucking day
where you're spoiled and I'm sad so we're both sad aren't we fuck you in
Fucking happiness motherfucker
Wait Jason, I'm gonna I'm gonna text you someone okay
I'm buying cases yeah, if you didn't know that by then you're a fucking Berg
No, what the JJ KC
Yeah, people don't read the manga though, bro
Sorry my fault isn't my fault you can't read they've been fucking change you do I
Fuck it's feeling it. I'll pack up from a zoo from and fucking flexing in front of my it changed you bro
How about that? I'd seen it flexing in front of my use you went to let out a fucking zoo in the middle of the night
You stole fucking alpaca and you showed Maya to just try to like get some brownie
Oh, that's a cute. That's a cute. I like it, bro. I was
You were a great so you wouldn't do that again, right? No, what did why wouldn't you do that again?
My a for it. No, cuz Maya
Cuz pets petting zoos equals bad equals exploiting animals
Is that just because of what Maya says or is that just because I hate you got so if you got
I
So you're only doing it because of what Maya says that is what you believe
Well Maya educated me so now I believe it is an education. Well, I'm trying to get a
Yeah, bro, can you shut the fuck up? Okay, my bad. You're right
Are you quick opening now your cortisol even out your cortisol, but alright?
Hey damn, bro. Nice skin. Thanks are good, bro. Those go for a lot
You know, bro keep on fucking checking five red bulls a day and keep on feeding
Actually, you're going down a very good guy. He's just like telling me to like
Hold you out on something you did bad
yeah I'll be a yes man from now on no no yeah like a million different people
million different public a million people are so nice blue you're about
again nice that's a good skin you want me to yes man you broke oh my god there's
nothing wrong with you bro
and I got all blues
Oh, it's okay. Open some more.
Oh, it's just fucking games.
You got two pinks.
So, what we gonna do now, Jay?
What am I... What are we gonna do now?
Yeah, yeah, like, what are we...
What are we gonna do now?
Yeah, like, we and...
Try opening 10 cases, I'm sure.
Yeah, I'm good.
open cases yeah open cases nah i'm looking good open cases open cases what are you opening
hey dude it's like streamception why are you bald you bald bastard uh okay that's not nice
all right bro uh fuck the nicks i'm out of this bitch what don't say that don't say that fuck the
next all right so you love me before you leave huh so you love me love love all right i'll see
you on twitter bro that's all good
i can ybg man
duo monkey duo monkey but we get some reaction i want to react to some shit
I
Need good watches chat we need good watches I survived seven days in an Arctic mr. B's not only trying to watch
well
I made a world cup song with sauce killed in AF all let me hear this bullshit
My body ain't style
How you cooked on it?
I'm trying to play that ball in the goal
We ballin' hard, here we goin' for gold
He had his chance to go up, but he's sold
So I shot him in the post
I'm rubbing my pressure, I'm doing the most
Most
Why does everybody got a Jaden London big monster
But not even that bad
Yeah, use of just how I'm gonna be, you know, that bitch, but use of happening and I'm out
How great fans been moving after you draw three albums
We are charlie kerr japanese dub nightcore
No, no, no
All right, uh, let's see what's on my for you
Um
I'm overweight so I bought 10 000 steps a day
Sunny bond the movie is crazy how I cook in a hunt holy fucking shit I ain't gonna lie
Oh my God, oh my God, I can't believe I did that shit.
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Watch this vid, adapt vid.
Nine years ago, what is this, man?
But yeah, I don't know about you guys, I just feel like Apex has really been bringing out everything.
Dude, 100%. I feel weak as a kid.
Yeah, really weak.
Bro, you already know what my opinions on Apex are. He's short, and he brings out rich children.
But look, if I watch, everyone will say it's rich fuckers.
But hey, I'm done talking about Apex. You guys sound like trash for me.
You got a hundred percent.
Let's go, let's go.
I don't even know what's gonna happen. Fox is up and it's gonna rape you guys, dude.
What the fuck?
Who's there?
Bro, who the fuck is at the door? Guys, what time is it?
Dude, are you at the door?
Yo, that's really creepy. I'm gonna check it out.
Alright, I'm gonna see who's at the door.
Who is it?
Yo! Yo, I don't know who this is, but...
It's a robber.
A dab, don't open it, bro!
Wait, did you just say a ski mask?
Yeah, a ski mask. It's wearing all black.
A dab, don't open it, bro!
Don't fucking open it, dude! You guys are fucking ski masks!
Oh, the hole's cut, I wanna chip off that!
Man, why are you so rude? Maybe he just wants to go skiing.
Imma see what's up.
A tab, bro, you fucking idiot, man!
Up with the fuck, bro!
Bro! Fuck!
Dude, what the fuck, bro? Bro!
This is where his CTE stem from.
Yo, Blazing King, you just let rain!
Bruh! Bruh! Bruh!
Oh my god that was a sep right?
That is not going to be here much longer.
This is a hit back there bro, god.
I can do this, I can do this, the only way is a glass bottle.
I used to slap my belly watching this.
NOOOOOOO!
Oh, the fuck do I do?
Do I do a couple of hops?
No, no, no.
Do a couple of hops.
I'll post it about it.
Going on, guys. It's your boy, Norganshap.
Classic.
Raphaze Rain here.
Currently getting hacked in real life by a skier.
Hashtag, save me?
Hashtag, this is not a joke.
Okay.
I'll do that soon.
I can't see that.
Come on
This was their balance
No, not me Tom, bro
How's he sleeping this better than obsession?
Recreated
I'll go first, just go!
To be honest bro, if we recreated this day and posted it, this should get in nowhere near 3.7%
My bottom corner is gonna get a ball
Stop!
No, Nico!
What the f***ing dope!
You're next fool!
You see, I actually got an uber outside on the way back to Canada, but sure, it was nice hanging out with you.
It's... I can take a good one.
Who's under mask?
Hey, you think you could end me on Xbox?
Yeah, I'll see what I can do man, just leave it on the wall in someone's blood, but you know, I'll definitely check that out and see what I can do.
Holy shit dude, did you see that? That was a dirty check.
Nick?
No, nothing. Fuck you.
Dude, a dab you're allowed?
What the fuck?
Ahhhh
No.
Dad, no.
I guess I'll finish you off, huh?
What are you doing here?
Holy CTE, man.
No!
Dad!
Wait, are you gonna get a scare?
Wait.
Did someone order a cloud?
Oh my fucking faking Lord Nord.
Oh my god.
It's Lord Nord.
You goddamn right.
No.
What?
What are you doing?
No!
What?
What is that?
Holy bollocks, man.
What's going on?
Dude, I don't even know.
At first, I thought he was going to want to go skiing with me, and then he points a gun
in my head.
Go fuck him up.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Wow
I
Know he did I still got the same laugh bro. Yo, I dad still got
Yeah
He did ask they got that laugh
Well, I'm your line, but it's a good one right there. It's a good one, bro
I'm not sure.
It's a great one.
Great Reacts.
Chucky Cheese in the lab.
I'm not trying to watch my ass.
What's this?
No, it's a given to give to sub.
30 minutes of craziest scraps on YouTube
30 minutes though, but I'd rather watch Marlin vid
The ugly rise of Marlin
I'm not gonna lie though, bro. Like this guy makes good videos. I
I remember what, bro, you're not dead ass, Marlon isn't ugly.
Bro.
It sounds weird, but for almost a century psychologists have been studying attractive people, and they keep finding the same thing.
Bro.
We good.
I'm good off this.
Holy shit, yeah.
So, can I only react to shit related to me, Chad?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
Hey, I'm Mayhem. 510.
Lacky Chan.
Shout out to the fam. Shout out to everybody.
Support me. Love you guys.
Hey, it's your boy, Lacky Chan. I'm 5'7", 1'75".
Looking to get it. Let's do it.
Wait, can I even fucking say that?
Or...
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In this corner, we got mayhem oh and one and it's corner. We got fan favorite
You might have seen them on hard to hurt blackie chance. I'm not a lot. I got all my money on blackie chain
We went over the rules. You guys have any questions?
All right. Back. Back. You ready?
You're ready. Next one.
I got all my money on buggy shit.
Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.
Come on, man.
Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
No, no. Get out of that headlock, man.
Get out of there.
Get out of there, bro.
Get out of there.
Get out of there, bro.
get out of that bro no no no bro this can't be a steve lint even less you know
it can't be that type of fight bro no you can't do a Michael Beasley you can't
get him out he's good he's out of there he's out of there wow good shit
oh yeah oh yeah oh fuck yeah oh oh shit oh shit ah you better go we better be
Oh my god Oh nice did a belly
I'm gonna fucking headlock, huh? How much he had paid for this?
Oh
No blacky chair
Bro this is how Jeff gonna do me. Oh my god, bro
Oh my God, wake up, wake up, wake up, run to him.
Let's go!
No Billy.
Bro!
You can put a fucking hand on it!
Oh my god!
What the fuck!
He's getting shit on bro!
Oh bro.
Oh my god, dude.
Mayhem is killing him, bro.
Oh my god.
Come on, champ.
Oh my god, he's on his back again.
Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go.
Come on, come on, bro.
This is not winnable if you keep doing this, bro.
Oh
This hobby training your page
Gotta get a discord costume with you a peach
oh my god bro play defense bro he's just taking every hit what the fuck come on move
I don't know though. My fucking parlay. My parlay!
Hey, Dan, we're watching. I love you.
Good work, guys. Congratulations. Good match. Good match.
Oh, man.
Oh my god, I think I watched this chat. Did I watch this?
What the fuck are you doing?
What's driving on the lake?
Wait, you still want to watch in the theater, right? On the beach, huh?
Yeah, wait, why are you grabbing my life?
Because my life doesn't have this thing. We need a camera in there.
But don't I need one, bro?
It's going to be on one entrance, but the one in QB.
Oh, okay.
Alright, bro.
Bad.
I use a 5-5.
I started on the 9-8 for a 144 pound.
My age is 51.
Texas from North Carolina.
50 fucking 1, Chad.
I'm here to put warheads in forehead.
Shout out to my boys from the 291st Airboy.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Would you feel bad fighting a 51-year-old, Chad?
I got money on bad, but that is not bad bad.
Home in Arlington, Chile.
in a spring roll. If it's for money, Jake Paul at fight, I mean, bro, I'm gonna have
to put my money on back here.
Come on, David. Come on, David. Oh, you can tell by the way David moves, bro. He's been
doing this shit he did has been doing this
come on David let me see something David let me see some more oh yeah oh my
god I'm here at heart bro damn oh my god I'm kissing the scene I can feel him
Wait, why I'm moving though?
Oh, come on, good weaves!
Oh my God, yes!
Good counter, good counter.
Oh, good sportsmanship.
Oh my God, that'd be bad.
Bad, you know, that's...
Hang on, lie, bro.
He's...
Good work guys!
Yeah! Yeah!
Bad Vietnam.
I ain't gonna lie bro, he's...
David's winning right now!
Oh my god bro!
He's rolling his counter and everything!
But this shit is tiring as...
Oh no, no, no, no!
Oh my god, he actually spared him bro!
Oh my god, he almost killed him. He would have actually died.
Bro, he's just rolling and throwing.
Oh shit. He's weaving everything up. Come on, reset back, come on. Oh my god. Yo, that's
tired, bro. Oh no. I see knots in his head, bro. I see no. No. No!
Oh my god bro.
Come on buddy, you don't feel bad bro.
Bad guy don't even got a coach.
Oh, I stand corrected, bro. It's right there.
Fucked up his airline? Let's see if he applies.
Let's go back.
Good blocks, good jab, bad tire to shit, ooh ooh ooh, okay, oh shoot, bad self-pull bro,
Damn! Oh my god. Oh my god, no bad.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Nah, that's crazy. Nah, he's gonna act about fifty-one year old.
Oh my god, wow, wait, hold on. Let's get a replay of that.
BANG!
Oh my god, bro. Slept his ass. He can't get up, bro. It's over.
Oh my god, it's over. Holy fucking shit. Wow. Oh my fucking god, bro. That's how Asian
Jeff is gonna handle you. Can you chill, bro?
Respect right there. Let's respect.
Let me get this
Hey, so you speak English? Okay, so he's 51 years old. Yes, we got some exclusive merch
Are you fucking kidding me?
51 years old. Where's he originally from? Is he from America? It's from Korea
Korea son again
How long does he live here in America?
He speaks English
He's training his own style.
Song style?
Old style.
My favorite pop.
Who could pop?
Did he ever take any...
That's a missing tooth, bro.
That's how you know, bro.
He's seen some shit.
Martial arts at a gym or anything?
Or just himself?
Just himself with Bob.
Who the hell is Bob, bro?
For real?
Wait.
Bob?
So what makes you want to fight a 51-year-old?
What's the best sound?
I'm just a youtuber.
I'm just talking to a youtuber.
What's your youtube?
Do you have a youtube channel?
Yeah, yeah.
You should have made it if we could have shouted it out.
Hey, when he make it, we're gonna get him on there.
Hey listen, honor.
Yo, I mean this seriously. You inspire me because
I'm getting old.
And I said, man, I thought I was gonna be done in 50,
but you're looking good in 50.
Great fight, my brother.
Hope to see you back.
Whatever you want to say to the camera.
Uh, thank you for just having that.
Hey man.
Uh, something for me.
Thank you.
Hey y'all, make sure you check out
How many fucking ads you got in this goddamn
video man?
How am I supposed to sub to you bro?
I don't know your channel.
You don't even got a fucking channel
man. Where can I find David?
I can hardly hear the movie because people were screaming and-
I've never seen grown men jump in their seats.
Because of you.
The goat, bro, that ass, that's the goat, huh?
That's that ass, the goat.
I'm number two.
Number one is Asian Jeff.
WJF bruh
W.F.A.T.E.
M.A.L.E?
And I know she'll be the death of me
And leaves me bumping up
And she'll always get the best of me
The worst is yet to come
But at least we'll fuck it beautiful
Oh
Hardest hardest
Jabber we got an hour left an hour left into this game there an hour left, bro
What should we do in this hour Instagram update?
Oh my god, M&A is coming to the US, bro, we're gonna do some shit
No more updates bro.
Oh, what the fuck?
Is that a fact?
I've seen this, I've seen this.
So, are y'all trying to cars out again or what?
Watch death sentence fights?
What is that?
Death sentence fight?
I
Toast
What level of CTE is he at?
Holy shit.
Holy fucking aura, bro.
What in the fuck is this event bro?
chicken with a red mohawk?
For right here, this is the man of it, this is that red versus that sentence!
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Gentlemen!
You wanna play league swift play?
I'm not playing with you.
Indian land SC?
See
Ho Lee dainston Lee grapples and gets up his fucking back
Yeah, what?
What oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
that's the fucking death sentence oh my god holy fucking shit what the fuck is
that mouth oh my god oh my god
mouthpiece mouthpiece you don't even give a fuck no your mouthpiece I can see
his whole fucking cock what is going on right now
Yo, yo bro, what your fucking gear back on gang?
Holy shit he deadass wants to kill him!
What the fuck?
He not even.
It's.
What the fuck he not even
Oh
In there bruh that's it. It's tired. That's it. It's just tired
Come on bro, don't be emoting man. It's like for death in here
big big-ass day
Bro that's it. Oh my god
No, what the fuck man get in there
Chuck
Yes, you know, yeah, yeah, what the fuck am I watching? Oh
My god, he's laughing
They both have no energy
Come on, bro.
No!
Get up, bro. You still have more left in you!
Oh my god, bro.
Yov!
the fuck is this replay stop looking at his dick bro
The fuck mighty mouse?
TKO Zachary!
Yeah!
I'm sure he'll get it.
Oh, it's me.
That was close to me.
That's it, I'm so sorry.
I
Shit random as fuck, bro. I came a lot of you
Shit random as fuck I came a lot of you. Oh
My god, I need a fucking replenish my energy
I'm gonna go around fucking ballast yo John
Yo John
Pool segment
I dead-ass yeah, bro. If you sick bro, I'm sick as shit
But game seven dude
We have to be different game seven I'm not gonna lie
Yo, bro, it's fucking John
Yo John
I
Text me where'd you go?
We're not going to have any problems are we?
You want to call with your girl?
No.
Oh, okay.
What about doing it like she can't breathe?
What's it going at?
Professor, what's the matter?
20 plus 20, plus 20, plus 7.
That's very easy.
Professor, it's 20.
20 plus 20, plus 20, plus 20, plus 20, plus 20, plus 20.
Come on, last 10 kids I have to do it now.
It's not that shit
It's not blind, bro
Come on, man
I need replenish mine or he
Holy shit, bro. This is the first time I drink a red going to mom
And they've got the guitar show place that you improve
No, I ain't gonna I ain't gonna do it. What the fuck are these boxes, bro?
What is this?
This is my P.O.
What is this?
Should I open this?
You might as well open it.
What's my name on it?
It might be Lou's packages.
Here you go.
What is this?
Bro, if you're gonna yawn, bro. Do not do an audible yawn. Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Sorry, bro.
Ah, damn, bro!
Bro, if you're gonna yawn, don't fucking- Oh my god!
Hold on! Yeah! Wait, can I show this?
I don't know. That's why it's just sitting there. That's why I'm saying I don't want you to show this.
bro this is bro look yeah fuck it
WX man FIFA official sponsor oh she can I fucking
I don't think you can, bro!
I don't like I've never fucked this other shit for anyone in the world.
I'ma say aye.
Did I just fuck up, bro?
Oh, God.
Wait.
It's okay.
Holy fucking green.
Holy shit, man, yeah.
You better...
Oh my god.
I don't even sell.
Oh fuck.
Fucking chunk of whatever the fuck is going on.
You getting number every sparring session? I actually got to stop getting hit in the head, just genuinely not getting hit in the head.
Hey, let's go, bro.
What's up, bro?
I thought you were sick.
Nah, I'm a head time artist. I just reacted to my team win.
Which one?
PSG, you saw Bowie, Bowie and Ramos clutch up.
Bowie?
Bowie and Ramos.
Do-way?
Do-way, do-way, do-way, do-way, do-way.
Do-way?
Do-way and Ramos?
I probably, no.
Yes, I did, what?
Bro.
You under my personal opinion on it?
Yeah.
My personal opinion is they're such a young team
and they won back-to-back UCL championships.
So in my opinion, once Mason Greenwood
comes back next season for them they're easily going three or up I know they
really are PSU really is a super team wait what do you mean no no no no no my
chat told me that once me that Mason Greenwood was injured for them
He, Lacing Greenwood, is a bad, yeah, it's bad, it's bad, bruh.
Oh, and you know what else?
You know what's genuinely crazy?
You know what's genuinely crazy about this?
This team right here, right?
Are you one of the youngest UCL champions in history?
Bro, as soon as they got rid of Mbappe,
immediately started winning.
You can't tell me that's a coincidence.
Mbappe just wasn't a winner.
Mbappe, in my opinion,
He just never really had that that that hunch that drive that mentality to win except for the 2018 world cup
We're where France won but the thing about that chasing
But the World Cup that he won in 2018 the thing about it is
They had a super team like he wasn't even really that much of an impact to the team
That's an impact for sure
I just don't think so girl. I just don't think so like if you put in Bob a back on PSG next year
I don't think they're winning I said I mean that would be a mega super team exactly and I think Declan rice is gonna get traded to PSG
That's my opinion. I think Declan rice is going to PSG next season
Yeah, I think Declan rice is getting traded. Why? Um, I guess is what I think why?
You can't get traded oh
Yeah, we traded as it exists. I'm a beyond bear like
There's levels to this large. No, no, no, I just I just I just larked. I react to it
Like I was live reacting to it and I cheered for PSG and now they're gonna post the clip and everybody's gonna get mad
And they're gonna say oh Lacey
They're gonna say Lacey doesn't know anything about football Lacey larking these guys don't watch football and all the football
I don't watch the ball. I don't watch the ball. I don't watch the ball. Okay. Well, guess what guess who's gonna win the World Cup
Market book it right now, Spain
Spain's winning the World Cup.
I think I got France or Portugal.
Wait.
But Spain's a good-ass team, so...
Yeah.
Are you watching Game Xenon?
Yeah, I'm watching it.
Are you watching on Patreon, though?
Ooh.
You're asking me to boot up to watch on Patreon, right?
You didn't boot up to watch on Patreon.
We could go watch it on Patreon, so we could actually show it.
I mean, I'm down. I'm down. That's actually not a bad shout.
But you didn't go live to go on Patreon, bro. I know deep down right now you don't want to do it on Patreon.
I actually don't. I actually don't, bro. I'll do it on Patreon. I can actually show the game there.
Think about it.
It's the same thing as basically subbing.
It's $5, right?
The cheapest one's $5?
It is.
Hold on.
Core Patreon.
Is this us, right?
I'm projecting.
I'm lowkey in projecting my shit.
Oh, you don't want to go on Patreon.
I mean, I'm lowkey just trying to stay low.
But hear me out.
Hear me out.
Look at this.
I'm like, if everybody does it, you know I'm cool, bro.
Look at this.
This is hear me out here man. I'm like if everybody does it, you know, I'm cool. Look at this
Look at this core car video behind the scenes. Oh shit. I mean, yeah, there's this
Hear me out the membership options
$5 and
We could just we could just stream it and show the game and then we could just read our chat. We just have everybody in one chat
I mean, I'm down. I'm down everybody else there
But if you're not doing it, I'm not doing it.
If you're not doing it, I'm not doing it.
Well, I'll do it if you do it.
So, if you do it, I do it, or if I do it, you do it.
Yo, isn't the mirror really hot in here?
No, it's cold, bro.
I'm sweating.
You feel sick?
Yeah, bro.
You got cold sweat?
You want to hear a story? I haven't told a story on the gym before.
I woke up in the middle of the night, and I thought I pissed myself.
No, no, I'm so serious.
I was laying in a puddle of wetness,
and I thought that I pissed my pants in bed
in the middle of the night,
and my pants were soaked, so I was really confused.
So I got up and I look in my bed,
and it's wet everywhere in my bed.
And then I went like this and touched my arm,
here, you gotta understand me.
And then I went like this and touched my arm,
and then guess what happened?
I was soaked.
It was sweat.
It's sweat.
I was sweating.
You have sweat, you have cold sweats.
Yeah.
So you're sick as fuck.
Yeah, I have a fever.
You have a fever.
No, the fever broke after I was sweat.
Like when I woke up.
So you don't have to.
Actually, you know what?
Should I just have a fever right now?
Yeah.
Here, puff it down a little bit more for me.
I'll just get you some shit in your throat now.
Yeah, there's no way I'd get even more sick, right?
Shit, man.
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it on the nerve.
You can't, it's possible.
I've been taking my vitamins though, well.
So hot.
I always thought it's cool.
I'll take my temperature right now.
But last night when I woke up sweating, I didn't have a fever.
So right now, we're about to find out, ready?
You don't have a fever.
Everybody's cold though.
96, 96 is not a fever.
96.6, 96.8.
97.5, is that fever?
No, I'm good, 97.5, see the fever broke, I told you, I'm good.
I'm literally good.
Sweat it off, yeah, I guess so.
I literally woke up sweating and then the fever was gone.
What does that mean?
Cure your fever?
Definitely not.
Lacey check your oxy tweet?
Lacey broke down into tears
Lacey broke down into tears after PSG beat arsenal in penalties
I've been a PSG fan all my life we won as soon as they got rid of and Boppe
They immediately started winning W. LARP's W. LARP's W. LARP's
Yes, great LARP's
Great LARP's
That's actually great Lars. Wait, do you want to watch a game?
I do. The game is in 30, you know.
Yeah, yeah. Are you betting on it or no?
Let's put some shit on it.
I have some shit on it.
What, is it rage?
No, no, no.
How much do you have?
I put two bands on Wemby over on points, SGA over on points, and Spurs Moneyline.
I can do that. How much you want to put on it?
Just money line straight up.
You don't want to put any parley in there?
I'll straight bet.
Okay, so you want to hear how I sports bet?
I'm going to tell you my strategy is going into it.
I'm going to tell you my strategy.
My strategy is...
Because I'm going to tell the chat too.
I'm gonna fill the chat too.
My strategy is chat.
I try to predict exactly how the game is gonna go.
So in my head,
you wanna know how this game's gonna go?
You wanna know my thoughts?
You think it's gonna be a high score?
You know, the game is Evans or statistically,
like defense is key, all right?
I feel like it's gonna be a low scoring game,
but it's gonna be an intense low scoring game.
I disagree.
I think that, I think Wemby and SGA are good.
It's not gonna be Wemby dropping forward to SGA.
Yes, it is.
going to be Wemby and SGA just going back and forth.
And it's going to be a genuine.
It's going to be a crazy game.
It's going to be them just going back and forth.
And it's going to be high scoring.
And the overs going to hit, there's
going to be a lot of points overs that are going to hit.
And as far as they're going to win.
All right, so can you just put money on that?
How much?
All right.
Yeah, but are you going to actually pay me?
Yes.
Winna might not ever pay you.
That's where I go, I'll pay you even before.
Okay, so how much?
A thousand.
On the spurs?
On the spurs.
What if we just cook something up right now, me and you?
No.
Why do you wanna do parlage, bro?
I do straight bets.
Okay, cause I'm gonna be honest, bro.
It doesn't like, like,
and I'm just keeping it real with you.
That shit's boring.
Bro, no, it's not.
Bro, you're gonna put in a thousand to win a thousand?
Like what are we doing?
Let's make this interesting, dude.
You already got your bet, so you're bet happy.
You are you, I'm me.
All right, Rums.
All right, let's do 1500 each.
1500, I'll put 1500 on this first straight.
Rums, put three bands on Spurs Moneyline.
You didn't even have one me over.
You didn't even have your bet, you liar.
No, I'm doubling with you.
Are you doubling it for real?
Yeah, I'm going back in.
3k spurs money line 1500 each how much does it pay? How much does it pay?
Stop doing parlays you bullet guess how much money I'm up in the playoffs
Yonah my stream five push ups right now
Five push ups right now. Get on your knees and do five push-ups Jason. You just yawn you on new push ups now, bro
Yeah, yes, I've been doing an eight hour shift today the eight hour shift today, but really yes
I'm booted up at 8 30 look now the chance yawning. I just saw anti-con yarn
So we got a spurs you
You know we could we could like make one real quick right here if you want yeah, I didn't yeah
Don't like how do you want to do it? I have my t-shirts and we can just put like a one on them
That's actually not a bad show.
You want to do it right now?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's do it.
I don't think so.
Let's go get one.
Let's go make one.
All right, switch a Jason.
All right, switch a Jason's IRL.
Come on.
You have a thick fat sharpie?
I do.
I want some watermelon.
Do you want an egg salad sandwich?
Egg salad sandwich.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get you a bullshit off my face, bro.
Oh, yeah.
You know what, egg salad?
No, no, no.
Get that bullshit off my face.
Don't want that.
This is a fucking fridge full of it.
Wait, Chad, y'all don't fuck with egg salad sandwiches?
Chad's bullshit.
Oh, it's so close in here.
Oh my God.
Wait, I'm not...
Hey, Coco!
Ah, man.
You want to say hi to Jason?
Here, come say hi to Jason, give him a kiss.
Give Jason a kiss.
All the Cocoa Chop didn't want to pun it, but I have to pet it.
Good girl, good girl, good girl, don't fucking touch me.
All right, ready?
Go on.
Wait, I might have a jersey.
You have a Wemby jersey?
I might, let me check.
Why would you have a Wemby jersey?
Let me check, let me check.
All right, but that is in.
Jason, it's 1500 to win, guess how much?
Come on, wait a minute.
We have odds we have odds
So we 3300
That's good, bro. So we got this is our underdogs. Yes, because okay, see y'all
look
My god, oh my god, oh my god, bro. We got to do a ritual with that right now
We gotta do a ritual. Oh my god, remember bruh? Fuck it, let's do another 500 on this first.
No, no, no, no, no. You can't. I'm done.
Yeah, bruh. We gotta do a fuckin' ritual, bruh.
Oh my god, we gotta do a ritual. Can I have a few candles?
Uh, uh, no. I mean, have a candle for my ruin.
We gotta burn this shit.
Why are you giving me a jersey? Hold on!
No way, bruh.
We gotta burn this fucking jersey.
Why do I feel like I left it in Florida though?
Wait, where am I going to be in that?
Caleb, will you?
Oh, I don't think I have it anymore.
Duke.
James.
Whoa.
Wait, the flamethrower!
We're gonna burn it?
Yes!
You want to burn the HDHRZ?
Yes!
For 1B, man, we have to give 1B our hands.
Which hand, is that fucked up if we burn the HDHRZ?
Is that fucked up?
We gotta get candles.
That's looking fucked up, man.
It's so hot in this house.
Yes, GG, Twitter gonna be mad at you.
But either way, this is going to end bad for us, because if we do a ritual with SGA Jersey and then this first lose,
all the Spurs fans are going to be mad at us.
And then if we do a ritual with the SGA Jersey and this first win, all the Thunder fans are going to be mad at us.
So what do I do with this, bro?
So here's what we're going to do.
We're going to go to a dark room, we're going to lay it down in the middle,
and we're going to get candles and line them up in a circle all around it.
And we're going to sit down across from each other, and we're going to do a ritual and curse the Thunder tonight.
Or you just wear the jersey.
I can't wear this shit. I'm the last one. You curse that shit. Oh, I wore a PC jersey today. The curse is fucking broken
That was last year's history. Yeah, my curse is broken, too
Do you have candles?
I have one
I don't like rituals. Maybe we need to sacrifice a dope ant.
I have one candle. Smells good in here bro.
What the fuck these steps go to bro? Where are these steps going to dude?
Look at the cocoa steps. Oh that's right bro.
Because her little ass can't jump on a bed.
Okay, I have one candle.
You have one?
I do.
No, she's cold as shit!
I'm gonna need one, bro.
Dude, it's cold, bro.
It's really not.
Remember, it's all 65.
It's cold.
I think my face is bloated.
Yeah, I hate SGA because he never repeated an outfit.
I'm not gonna lie, you should be dead.
Are you my thermos that might be broken?
I mean, is he working?
Hell-fat owner.
Yo, dude, it's set to 72.
What do you want me to do?
There you go.
Let's go.
Two candles? This is weak-ass shit.
I mean, I have another one, but this is my good candle.
No, we can't half-
This is my good candle!
It doesn't matter, we can't half-ass it!
This is my good candle!
Okay, we're gonna do it for 10 minutes.
for ten minutes we don't have ass a fucking ritual dude if we're gonna have
we're gonna fucking curse the thunder we're doing it all out
all right come on bro you have a lighter that's hard plasma lighter
Why don't you stick your finger in it?
I actually don't know.
You should try.
That doesn't look like it.
Any candles?
Is that even going to wash the game with us?
It didn't even go live, bro.
I bet Drew has a candle.
He seems like it's time we got to have a candle.
No, we don't.
Lays us.
Lays us a lot.
Lays us candles?
Yeah.
We always have a lot of candles.
How many kids do we need? You've got authority, bro. It's like a triangle.
Can we time out Felgy? Wait, why?
What's in here?
I just heard someone behind the bar.
Um...
I don't think there's anything right here.
Holy shit, Jason, you got a problem, bro?
It's my birthday, bro. I'm gonna give you gifts and shit.
This is my dude, I don't got a candle to get at.
Alright, we gotta go to the isolation room.
Bro, how many candles do we need?
How many candles do we need?
Rage is in Jason's chat and he didn't call you back.
Yeah, I know, Rage just doesn't answer his phone.
He doesn't like you.
Wait, Rage is in my chat.
Rage is trying to bet, oh, he's calling.
Yeah, I called him, he's calling you.
Huh? Of course he's calling you, fuck Rage.
I'm not bad for you gotta give me odds bro. This is okay see home game
Yes, I'm from Texas
But you gotta give me odds otherwise what why would I bet with you when I could just bet against the fucking
I
Can literally win and then give my chat subs, bro
So you want a lot so you in a lot. Oh, there's Lacey by the way, fuck you
I called you twice you don't answer your phone
I love you. Fuck you. Fall off a cliff.
Hey Ray, he not like us, bro. He not like us.
Jay said put up a thousand subs against me.
No, I would have, but you didn't answer the phone. So now when I see you, it's up. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
What in the fuck did you call me? You didn't call me today.
Yes, I did. I called you twice and next time I see you, it's we're putting the gloves on. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
Ray, Ray, he not like us, bro. He not like us.
No, listen, bro, that was your subs. How about 500 500 500 me and Lacey
500 me and Lacey, bro, just split it between us
No, it's a great move to bag a pest with only lemon we're making money moves right now. Lacey come on
Each
Yeah, but if you way you give us
Wait, whoa, why wouldn't I just take the money of those 500 gifids and put it on the actual game where I have odds
Yeah, that's what I said
No, I don't no, I don't
Don't
I'm a I love you
Listen, let's do 500. Wow. Yeah, fuck you. 500 lock. Yeah
How much 500 bros to run?
2500
All right, we like we like
I bet one be don't fail me
Well, now you have uh, three thousand five now you have four thousand dollars on the game congrats, okay?
I'm burning so neither of you have a single candle
We got three ren's put in a fucking triangle is it you want to join this ritual or no?
By the doctors I could see your eyes are turning blue
His eyes are turning blue
Dude, I don't like being outside.
We've been outside for fucking two seconds.
Has your face hurt?
What are you talking about, bro?
Does your face hurt?
Has my face hurt?
My fucking bro kind of hurts.
That's not what I asked.
I asked if your face hurts.
No, why would my face hurt?
It's killing me.
I don't get it.
Let's go, Oklahoma City.
Okay, should we go to the theater?
Oh, it's dark here.
Good idea.
Well, I changed the size of the 4K on this first.
Actually, you can run it up to...
I just put 10k bro fuck it. Just put 10k chat.
I don't even know what else.
Holy shit!
Wait, who the fuck is watching us bro?
Move it bro.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Wait, can you turn off the lights?
Huh?
Ah yeah.
Who's that talking out there?
Oh fuck.
Damn bro.
How the fuck, how the fuck is this fucking candles dude?
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
What the fuck is that music?
I typed in cursed songs and that was the first one I...
No, no, no, you don't see how nice it is here, it's got to be like this.
No, no, no, go back, it's got to be like something.
What do you like best?
S-T-A.
POPPIN' UP!
I don't fuck with Richard.
This is your idea.
There you go.
The knight will be the worst game of your career.
Rembi will dominate you.
He will take over the game, and the thunder will go home.
With every flop, your skill level will decrease.
You go out there, and you'll shoot three for fourteen.
You'll go to the line as least as little as possible, the rats are going to let the game
play to let its game set you.
Flopping's not going to do you any justice.
You didn't even deserve to beat the Lakers.
We have to blow out the main candle first, if we have to say the main candle, say in front of the fourth quarter, say nevus for the fourth quarter, we have to blow these two out at the same time, wait.
SGA we're gonna count down from three and roll these two candles out and at that moment
we will have them cursed.
Three, two, one.
It's official, bro.
It's official.
It's official, bro.
The spurs are winning.
What should I do?
I'm sweating.
You have a fucking hoodie on.
Let's go.
You have a fucking hoodie on.
Let's go.
She just sounded like a squidward.
She's gonna do ten times better now?
No, no, no, no.
That's how that works.
Ooh, princess.
There you go.
Mm, no trap, bruv.
Who planted this in here?
What's going on?
What are you going on?
I got it. Oh no. No, no, no, no, come on.
As far as you're just fine. Cool.
That lit candle is going to be the reason to help.
Status alert, SGA headed to the locker room with a knee injury.
injury
What if I just
I feel like we should break a little of those pretzels.
Fat ass, man.
Stop eating.
I have the flu.
It's normal to be hungry.
Notice how you're shocking.
I did eat less when you were sick.
Cap.
That's not a cap.
Was there a snack in there or something?
Ooh, wait, there's a snack in there.
I forgot.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I found a miffy chest.
Dude.
Like, uh, boy, bro, this is like you're fucking, this is your heaven, bro.
What is that, gushers, mint little bites, Scooby-Doo Snacks?
Never met a big fan of Twinkies.
Hmm, I'm gonna trug it a minute.
Hmm.
Dunkaroos.
Stuck on this little shit.
I could suck on this little shit.
Ooh, wait a minute.
I could suck on this little shit.
No sharpies man, we forgot the fucking plot.
Now you ever had some grips though?
Some white cheddar grips, some tangities here.
Nice puppy snack too.
I don't know where the black sharpies are.
Drill!
You build like a Twinkie? Okay, and I'll fuck your grandma.
What the fuck?
Oh, surely there's a sharpie somewhere over here.
Oh, problem. Follow her.
Wait.
She's dead? Womp womp.
Man, I got something in common.
Seriously, dude? Seriously, bro?
I'm making two jerseys come on
Yeah bro.
We could have bought it Jersey.
No one's going to be even able to tell a difference.
Telling you bro.
Buh.
What do you think?
Go down a little bit.
Bang!
Low envy jersey?
Number one, how's Al Jersey?
Leaked your shirt brand, fuck you.
Okay, and then on the back, you do,
oh God, hold on.
When, oh no, oh no.
Oh, no.
Wem.
Wemben.
Right. Wemben.
Yaw.
Le. Is that right?
Is that right?
Limbin' Yama?
Right?
Oh my god, bro.
I bet I think someone will fucking slap my face.
What are you doing?
I just need a fucking bro. I need this game to start.
Dude, this shit is ass, bro. Whatever fucking snacks this is.
Come on now.
No, spur is not spur.
That's not like...
Is that like a slur?
Who's that for?
Is that a hit?
Can I get that one?
No.
Why?
This is my magic wand.
Okay, can you make me one?
Yeah, hold on, I'll make this one a little longer.
Where's mine?
Oh, fuck.
You only got one jersey?
I just do.
You only got one jersey, bro?
I thought you'd have your own white shirt.
Oh, you said you had two for me.
I have another white shirt if you want to grab it.
Do you have your own white shirt?
What's that?
It's what the shorty dry.
Who the fuck?
Ben Yana? Is that how you spell Ben Yana?
What size shirt is this?
XL.
This is XL.
What's that?
Good shit like that ass good shit. I'm really used to spam like four shirts
You thought I was in a fucking quad XL. I mean relatively low key
Okay, I thought this way
Did you use to shop at the big and tall section?
No
No, no, I know that I'm going to the bathroom. Are you going?
The bathroom the other way
Yo, bro, that's not the fucking bathroom, man.
Yo, stop digging in the fucking fridge, man.
We're getting a Capri sign.
It's part of the ritual.
How am I gonna get part of the ritual?
What ritual?
Is everybody in the scene, Capri-sense?
Yo, bro.
Chat, I'm rolling.
Yo, chat, I'm rolling.
I'm not liking it.
Yo, T-bols, can you stop spamming that fucking emoji?
Bro, so what are we doing right now?
We're eating until the fucking...
Complete sun.
I'm actually so excited.
Do you wanna know what's crazy?
Yeah.
Wait, can I make mine?
You know what the the greatest two words in all of sports is?
Game seven think like game seven this year is going to game seven is actually like bro
This is this is probably going to be the water
It's not a better game than a game seven. This is probably the most watched
Western Conference following a very long time
You know, I think it's because people think that whoever wins this is gonna win the championship. Yeah, they're sleeping on the mix
I mean, I'm not gonna lie
the nicks are not being eaten when be injured his ankle warming up no no you
didn't know you didn't know you didn't
they see you and Jason has successfully cursed SGA for the finals game
oh my oh no I'm like fucking scared of Twitter
Spurs?
What do you think?
That looks good.
That actually... that essence good.
I just got Wimby.
Wimby is number one right.
Yeah, number one.
I've never had a fucking bottle pop in my life.
Yeah my ass.
I haven't had a fucking bottle pop in my life.
I've ever had a bottle pop in my life.
Wimby is number one.
God damn bro what?
God damn I don't even need to look at you to see that you slurped it all up that shit.
What are you even?
What?
A Wemba?
Wemby.
Bro it's not his name, spell it out bro.
I already spelled Wemby.
But I'm about to draw them too make a little portion on the front
You're gonna draw wendy it's like a fan made jersey
Get the airline done how is that?
You know, he's bald, right?
He doesn't have hair.
I thought he had the blue.
Oh, fuck.
I don't have to do that.
He's a little bigger.
So what is that?
That's just his hair.
He has a buzz.
Now he looks like he has a fucking helmet on.
God damn it.
I'm not sure.
I
Be
Fuck you snoring that bro. Okay. Oh nice eyebrows. You're a good eyebrow. Thank you
I used to be an art class middle school.
On top of me had a drawings like this.
You're saying you drew Ray Asian boy instead?
No, no, no, wait, wait, this is the finishing product.
This is the fucking Slenderman right here.
The Amy.
Wait, why don't I actually see it kind of?
You get it, I see it, right?
And you got that nice goatee.
It's just hot heat right there.
Oh, fuck yeah.
What the hell is that?
Fuck yeah.
That's actually good drawings man, right much wrong with me turn
I'm gonna let us hard bro. That's tough
No, and then and then we draw the body
And he's like he's like your fuck is that he like the fuck
He's a little he has no legs, but that's a whole thing though, bro. He's tall
I just do a tennis ball actually man, fuck it
this week as jersey I can't take my turn up on trim what I'm saving till end of summer
when I have six pack just wait wait just wait till wait till wait until summer game
fucking seven boys locked the fuck in
the battle is right here so it's up not gonna lie what do you think
What do you think?
Come on, bro. Good fucking jersey.
When we on the back, good cussin'?
That's the guy's out there.
Let me bless the fucking spurs, fans, real quick.
You don't know, babe, when you hope, babe, when the sweetest day you are.
I don't know the lyrics, I don't know the lyrics.
Get a coffee that I need in the morning
Yo, there's sunshine when I'm at her and the daddy
Is this normal?
Feel this.
Like, is this normal?
Why is it wet, bro?
That's what I'm saying.
Why am I sweating so much?
I don't know if y'all can see on the cam,
but my shirt, like, genuinely think I can wring it out.
Look, ready?
Okay, maybe not.
That's actually disgusting, bro.
Ew, bro, I have lacy fucking cold sweat on my hand.
No, no, no, let's have some, let's have some, let's have some.
I have a lacy touch.
Ah, no, no, no.
I'm gonna give you a lacy touch.
Ew, I have a lacy touch.
You have to check.
I just don't raise it in someone else.
Give it to the chat.
I'm gonna be drenched in sweat.
That's actually disgusting, bro.
Like, why am I just drenched in sweat?
I don't know, bro, but that's fucking disgusting.
And I lost my phone, bro.
My phone, bro.
I'll just write it down.
Why do you keep leaving your stream?
I just put a bet to ride with y'all.
Let's go Spurs.
Let's go.
I got five panache.
I got 10K of this game.
I have 4K, but basically put that to five.
But like a YouTube time doesn't sound good.
So it's 10.
You have five.
I also have five, which equals 10.
So you can just say 10K back.
Mod change title, 10K.
Wait, it doesn't have five though.
I think I have more than five.
God, I think this should better be a movie, Charlie.
I think this should better be a movie.
I'm excited, bro.
Bro, look who we have.
I thought I'd have watched this with us.
That's what I said.
I mean, look, you know what?
You're going to face down, bro, he's going to stay here.
He's going to ask him.
Bro, you know, I opened my Spotify,
and it said, join the Daph Jam.
Should I listen to it or not?
What was he listening to?
Wait, how are you doing, Jerry?
I can join the Jam, too.
Can you open Spotify?
says he's listenin' to this.
What was that?
I love it if I listen to something taking my eye out of the baby.
Oh, not that.
I love it if I listen to something taking my eye out of the baby.
What's the dad doin' upstairs?
Should we not go up there?
I think we should start banging the door.
He's listenin' to TBH by party next door.
There's only one reason you're listening to that song.
You have this bet also you placed once before the playoff started.
Sixth a thousand?
A thousand on the spurs?
I put a thousand on the spurs to win the Western Conference,
to win six thousand before the playoff started.
So let's go knock on a bad shit.
I'll do it, fuck it.
But I'm gonna be honest, I'm about to start winking like a pig.
You already do.
Why are you guys, oh May 5th.
You know, what is it, we're not gonna sneak the camera under his door.
Bro my butt is soaked with sweat.
Do you like having a fucking dialogue that's not fucking started, bro?
Yeah
My dad
Now you watching this first game or no, maybe
What you watching this first game or not
Hey
Let me try
It's Lacey!
Hey, he's not there, right?
Nah, Jason's not here!
I lied, he's...
Hey, what's good, bro?
Well, you guys doing an actual ritual?
I live on Twitter.
Y'all wearing a dark brown.
Brown candles.
We did ask you to curse him.
You...
Whatever he is...
I've been waiting for this for years.
Go watch a game in the theater. I'm down.
Come on, bro.
Does it speak to down there?
Is it down there, bro?
Uh, yeah, fuck it, let's go.
Oh my god.
Oh, actually, I'm a- I'm a-
Oh, James Dornig?
Yeah, hold on, guys. I gotta go put the order in on-
No!
Yo, you see my Wimby Porsche or not?
What?
You see my Wimby Porsche or not?
Nice to meet you, Porsche.
It's pretty good. Yeah, you can do that yourself.
Yeah.
Not bad.
Gotta go two for two today, PSG.
Now it's time for the fucking, oh my god.
Oh you woke up at 9 and did a wash party, huh?
Huh?
You woke up at 9 and did a wash party?
Yeah.
No, 8th.
How'd it go?
15th, bro.
PSG won.
Poppins.
You don't even really wash football though.
Yes I do.
Does he?
I bought Peacock, I bought all the 7th, I've been watching gaming.
Okay.
And your team won today?
My team won today.
Bro, I literally made all of these games.
She was fucking epic.
Oh shit, that's the game?
Oh yeah, I mean that's the only way to get in.
I don't know if I can get in.
Wait, there's no way to get in?
No, I don't know.
Hold on, wait.
Ready?
You got to go here?
No, no, I didn't.
I don't want to take my camera.
What do you say?
Yeah, that's fine.
What do you matter?
Is there a light, right?
Hey, Drew, you throw me that?
I didn't like it.
We 80 away from there.
I'm so hard at the moment.
Shoulder speed?
I know it's because the light's here.
We watching from up here. I want to watch down here. Yeah, dad
This is bad to be a legendary fucking game
What?
I just had a real life realization that honestly is making me change my life right now for
the better.
I just had to put deodorant on my under-boob.
So starting today I'm locking in.
Starting today, the Great Lacey Locking starts.
Who got the lights on for me?
Mom, I got it.
You gotta hit the gym?
Brother, how many times do you know what I'm saying? Let's hit the gym.
How many day ones are you gonna have?
Oh, it's hot in here though.
Take off your shirt then, bro.
Alright, don't give me a fuck.
What are you doing?
Do you have to have one?
Where did daddy go, bro?
He said I should tweet.
Don't tweet.
Bro, what is this weak ass ad, bro?
It's a loud ass speaker!
It's a loud fuck!
God, DROP!
Degg, uh, Degg, what the fuck?
Bro, it's a speaker!
Of course
We have a problem with these things
We do the right thing
Bro I feel like we should watch it at a set up
A set up?
Isn't this just like ass angles or am I tripping?
Chad what do you think?
Chad is this ass angles?
I'm gonna have to make a tweet bro
Don't make a fucking tweet
They're saying it's peak bro
It's peak
SGA was sent to the lock room stop order putting alien emojis in a chat
I'm down to spark on a picture. I'm down. But the thing is if we spark on a picture, and how can we show them the game?
I'm pretty sure woax
Had it set up. I'm not gonna lie
Right, yeah, that's how you kept asking
I'm down to fuck it. It's a good first
I mean, that's what we said we were gonna do
No, but it's not gonna get clipped as much
Oh
There's definitely still gonna be a clipper in there that's that'll post a clip if there's like a game where some shit
Yeah, sir, probably
Like I guess y'all sick isn't something to patronize so we can get his tweet. I
Think we should run it. I tell her up was I'm down to running
I mean bro works here. I'm down to I'm down to I'm down to sacrifice my shit for the group
Okay, I'll do a silk
Silky's streaming on his own.
Bro, that's crazy though, little bro.
I mean, I'm not even live, so it's...
low key would have to switch it.
It's up to y'all. It's up to y'all to me.
Bro, let's do the next game segment.
Wait!
Bro, this is game 7, this is gonna be better than it.
Probably the actual finals.
Wait, can we actually go to New York for one of the games?
I'm not.
You know how much quartz I took it so you can't support either like a hundred cage
New York for finals it's gonna be a high alive round. That's just work
So all we got to do is just tell it will blow to me but turn it on essentially
I think so.
Fuck you.
I'm down.
It's up to Jay.
Did you put a slip in or probably, huh?
Yeah, bro.
We're 5K deep on this shit.
I'm running a lot.
So on the base run, we can have like us right here on the top left and we can actually show the game.
I don't know.
I think so.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure you can do anything on base run.
You can watch anime, watch games.
Well, let's watch anime on the base run, bro.
This is game 7, bro.
You can?
Yeah, we can.
We can't show it on Twitch, but we can show it on Patreon, I appreciate it.
No, bro, I can't pay for it.
Oh, come on, bro. This is game 7, bro. This is legendary, though.
I'm gonna do it
Wait, J-Dubb is off this game, right?
I think he's hurt, yeah
Wait, is nobody in the stadium? Oh, it's dark
I don't think
No, so fast
Do I actually got
Why I'm sweating so much you're disgusting, bro. Oh fuck. No
You're disgusting
I don't know why I'm sweating so much.
It's disgusting, bro.
Hello, bro.
Can you give me a water?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Go take a shower?
I guess some of those pretzels?
Nah, I'm gonna let you know if I'm crazy.
Bro, I'm sorry.
I haven't fucking hentai virus, bro.
I can't control my sweatshirt.
You don't have to hentai, bro.
Like, you're sick, Shamin.
You're sick, Shamin.
I'm sick, too.
That's fucked up stitching.
Sorry, yeah, well.
The money.
Bro, I paid for Patreon and haven't gotten shit.
It's cap. It's cap. There's literally a behind the scenes upload right now.
What was it? The car?
The car, BTS.
Hey, I'm sweating so I can't. What the fuck is that? Oh my god.
You think Shay knows that we cursed him?
No.
Surely he was scrolling Twitter in the pregame, like in the locker room.
Are you center us, John? Yeah.
Why not stream on mode? So, are you retarded or are you gone?
Me?
Yes, I didn't even say she fuck you look at webby
I'm not framing a coke withdrawal as being sick you guys realize I'm actually sick. I don't do coke
I
Dream on boat
Yeah, I could the first stream of the first it says excuse it for a reason
Come on SGA, it's not sure that you're not a lot. You're going home that first. No, it's me. Oh
Oh my god, this is actually gonna be a legendary game.
Yo, can someone in the Discord go on the stage and not show the game for the chat, please?
Somebody in the Discord?
Mods, been with the Discord?
Buy Mods too?
If I have any fucking Mods?
Here we go, chat!
Playoff game of the 80s NBA season.
It adds up, and it's the one with the 60s.
Here we go, Jack.
Let's go.
Get this year rolling in, man.
Accessive sweating is an early sign of type 2 diabetes.
And Wemby literally owns chat every single day of the fucking week
Here we go. Here we go
Well, he's pushing Wemby
Oh my god
40
Look SGA scared me to get the ball
Oh my god, God wait castle
That's a flagrant
Close the door why
What is it change if you close the door?
Light in the back.
I feel like it's gonna be like, you can tell from the game I start quarter-tour.
Nah. I think it's gonna be a good penalty.
Usually you go down to the wire.
I think it's gonna be going to overtime.
It's really my dog, Castle as well.
I beat Castle and the horse pretty much.
I'm playing the Eastern Conference Final,
I think it's in there in the western fucking Outlaw.
That's GA, you got that curse?
Wait, chat.
the song ain't no way to say I'm just one of the top of the year
we're behind two minutes
let's see where the front
good job you appreciate it
yeah
wow you appreciate it
yo chat I saw this one tip talk with this guy reacting to the game
and
My god, I make that shit and he had like this like on-screen
Overlight basically where you could see that like what was happening live and I don't know how to explain it
Like it wasn't the game, but it like showed a live like play by
You don't know what I'm talking about or no
Chats up, bum, man.
That'll be owns, you better.
What the fuck are we doing?
Get a rebound.
Rums, can you put that on the screen, maybe?
It's off.
Airbomb!
Fucking bum.
Someone's in the Discord just streaming your POV?
Pretty hatched.
Bro what?
I don't know what I said.
Oh my god!
Did he even jump?
He even jumped bro. Holy fuck yeah baby.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is going on right here?
You got trapped in the SDA bro, they know he lives in that fucking left wing.
Oh my god.
I'm not selling.
Yo, mods.
Time the guy out who just threw my stream.
Oh, that's a great game.
Yo, I'm done with these pencils.
I can't run.
Yo.
I've never heard no page running dip.
I think you've done it.
No, it's like you're ass lifting.
yo the fuck well see what they're gonna do they can't push baby don't like that
Oh
What's a fan? Oh
Like this place on fire
Do I think when he's gonna be a Laker in future
I'm just gonna retire a sperm, huh?
Yeah. When people eventually be a Laker.
Hell no.
For instance, this dude should even be in the NBA.
Come on, Wemby.
Oh, the Smurz are looking good.
Oh my god, SGA is choking.
SGA is shit in the bed.
Oh my god, what?
Look at this passing.
Wow.
Oh.
That's a good passing.
That's a great look.
Guys, I told y'all.
SGA is a...
Facts or no?
Okay, I got to read to you.
SGA is the most fraudulent MVP in the history of the NBA.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm down to go desktop man.
I wanna go desktop too.
For delay.
For delay and so we can just, I feel like at desktop it's just, it's a lighter vibe,
we can talk to the chat, we can see all the retweets coming in, we can see all the W's,
all the booze, all the bangs.
Oh
Shit, holy fuck
I'm gonna be falling in faith every time you did not hurt your knee
I was walking on a face in him. I need free time
Oh my god
Bro, how did he... how did he wait for his Patreon?
How did he wait for his...
He's right here.
He's not even here, bro.
He's got to go live on Patreon and not even be live for the game.
Stacey, you can thank us for... you know how to make it live?
Like, edit it yourself?
What do you think?
Carl, I want to put that thing on the screen that shows the live play-by-play.
No.
It's like, no, I'm telling you it's better.
It's better. It's like this little thing, and it shows.
Let me see something more reactions, though.
I know. It shows where the ball is.
Well, let me see something more reactions, though.
You know what I mean?
So you just, like, do a window capture and crop your screen.
And it's basically what we're watching.
Okay. Okay.
It's the real app. Is that what it's called is real? Just pretend you're playing 2k.
It's on Peacock or U2TV.
Hey chat, thank God I made this bet with Ray's. We will be seeing 500 subs going into the chat
very soon I gotcha that's on YouTube TV to yeah we are
you know is it not on YouTube TV they're saying it's on peacock happy
Yeah, if you got wait verify your home area allow your peacock
Wait
I
Hardware acceleration off right is what I gotta do. Yes. Yes, go to say hardware
I gotta turn a hardware acceleration to go to the settings.
Murder, show, don't show! Close that.
I'm in full cam now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, I just leaked my LLC name.
Here, I got you, brother. Let me do this shit.
What's it called now? It's not called hardware acceleration now. What's it called, chat?
What's it called chat anybody know is it not called hardware acceleration no it's
called something else now virtualized something you forgot the fucking pretzels
graphic acceleration I'll grab a cell there you watch I forget the pretzels you fat
You have food in your fridge, bro
You want some eggs, Alan?
No
Why?
Why don't you like egg salad?
Nobody wants fucking egg salad, man
Jack, is it egg salad good?
Oh my god
Why is it-
Jason!
Why did you sit like that?
Crop it!
Why can't you crop it?
Why is that like-
Yo!
It won't work!
No!
Stop!
Oh my god, bro!
Window catcher.
It's good job.
Fix it!
I don't know why I do shit like that. That's too good. That's too good. That's too good. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro
It's W2K W2K
What do I do
Why is your shit like this why is it like that oh my god bro oh my god oh my god oh my god
I don't know what just happened in here. I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Oh my god.
Oh, help, bro.
Oh
It's not a big commercial case we can figure this out right now. Okay, okay
So I think the problem is gonna be here, right? You're gonna want to add this you're gonna want to add a
a
Definitely a display capture. Okay, you're gonna want to do
Definitely this one. Okay, but listen, I know people are probably all they see this. Okay guys
It's right here is literally this is a nice little YouTube video. All right. It's a YouTube video
It should be all but your alt does it makes it weird. Oh, they know how do you crop now? It should be all
No, you wanna go my son
Should not be all your sister straight ballish man. Fucking Bay lesion
Control E? Oh hell no, bro. Do it manually, bro. What the fuck am I looking at? Straight
ballish. Bro, just go and watch it a bit, bro.
Oh no. Oh my god, bro.
Hold on.
I'm gonna bring your snacks now.
Yeah, I'm gonna bring your snacks. Give me one sec. It's not enough. It's actually pissing
me to fuck off. The fact that I can't, I know what it is. It's this scene, bro.
Okay. All right. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
All right. You're about it, bro. We're about to get back.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Now watch.
Yo, like, I don't understand, because now I'm dead, but I get tight.
Now I'm about to get tight. Why is it not working?
No, something's wrong with your...
Baylash setup, yo, stop calling my setup Baylash.
You just, you're fine. That's shit. I can't believe you, bro.
I can't believe you better. Oh my god, bro
Why it's okay. What if we just don't oh my god, I know why it's not working watch this watch this shit
How much would I bet? I'm gonna try to bet watch this watch this
watch this
Bro, let's go to my fucking bro. I'm telling you it's not my listen. I this guy. No, I'm Jason. It's not
Here's your knowledge and it's not my setup. I'll tell you exactly what it is
You know what it is? It's because of what we're trying to show that it won't do it, but I guarantee watch this
No, it should work. No, no, no, no, this is not gonna do anything
That watch this watch this look it
See, it's your setup, bro. You said it was bullshit, bro. Come on. Come on out. Let's go down
Let's run the monster now fast. Are you ready fucking straight Baylis, bro? Let's do it
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
Eekhawk.
My hardware is so nice.
See, it's way better, bro.
Eekhawk.
anybody anybody got peacock account I can use chair
Sam got he did it but it do got it
Lacey did it
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm gonna bandage your blood!
I'm gonna bandage you over!
Chuckie Cheese, look!
I'm gonna get that crack.
Go back?
No!
This does not look like he has it!
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
I
Yeah, I'm dead
Oh Jesus wait she come wait he got it. He got it
You prod don't be fucking
I
Dead got it
I'm coming Jack switch adjacent center
I was going down to you.
I got it.
Is that good or shall I make it smaller?
No, it's good. Put it on top of us though.
On top?
Yeah.
It's a massive space above.
It's a little bit like 240p.
I think it's better.
Fuck, fuck.
Fuck you.
You gotta redo it. There you go
Wait, he making like
HD bro, I
Think you don't think happened bro. I think it's a little laggy cuz the cuz you turn a hardware acceleration graphics. Oh, yeah, I have to refresh it
I got this bro
Wait, are we gonna get fucked when it says like
Have the game
You're probably shit I can't focus on the game my prodding
Exactly
That working is different
He's different
Come on
SGA
Trying to get that foul called your back
They see y'all should smoke weed while you watch the game chair
No one said that.
I can get one of these.
Bro, who buys watermelon and fucking sticks like this?
This is insane.
It's the best way.
Well, Paul, please.
Nothing there.
Chin reach.
They're deep in the hole.
A little fake there.
That kind of blows him in the finger roll.
And left foot, which is 10.
That's what happens if you step.
And if you're more invested, that's what it's supposed to be.
And come in, take a two-point shot.
Nice.
Hang on.
We going crazy right now.
the size of all we did have put that cursor on SGA wait let me see the box score when
the only has four points yes
I see it okay let's close it how much SGA got? SGA got six points
yo we're giving him three promo
oh zordash
you bummer I should have every single day
They doing crazy on Twitter. No, don't say that. Oh god. Don't say that. What now?
Bro, do not say that shit, please. Flashbacks to the Z-Wings today.
Check, step back three. Oh my god, the Spurs are playing great heat.
Oh my god one more one more weapon for three
turn over yo I'm gonna be honest I'm not trying to be a asshole yet wait is there
Is that a who wins predict how long is that?
A 10 minute who wins predict yo, it's like on make it a 30 minute one
I'm not leaving him here, I'm not going to stay here.
Alright, this might be a casual take, Chad, let me know this is a casual take.
Why is Champagne in the game?
I
So that's
Hello, let me box out
Bob's out there. Yeah, I'm not buzzing out
He's good. Yeah, but Dylan Harper's better than them
Let me oh my god
That's on the floor that's what I should have been shooting free throws right now
I
Hardenstein juice a little bitch
Yeah
Go on me. I want some I'm not going to lie they're gonna operate. That's what I did
Oh my god, bro
I'm about to hit him hard, I'm not gonna be...
MAAAGH!
Wait, Chet, are they gonna give him a flakern for that?
No they're not, bro.
They didn't do it on purpose.
Are these little trees?
It's beauty ever.
Let's go places.
What's that one?
What is that?
Let's go places?
Oh, you know what this reminds me of over here?
This commercial?
Have you ever seen this?
When we exploded on Chet?
Oh my, we missed this, bro.
Oh no no no, I didn't watch that, that was fucking insane, when we owns chat.
Have you ever seen this shit?
This shit?
Yes I've seen that, bro. I don't wanna watch it again, that gave me nightmares.
Bro no, no, I can't.
You remember this shit?
No, bro.
Why?
Bro this is a classic, just watch it.
No, the thugs don't know this, bro.
Just watch it.
You're scared of thugs, bro!
There's no way that scared me as a kid.
No, what?
I was scared everywhere.
I watched the, you know the good ending?
Now you know what I used to watch?
I watched the, you know the good ending?
When we got ejected?
No, no, no.
It could be a salad one, but you know what I mean?
And then, then I would imagine guys actually right there looking, there's contact above
the heads.
There's contact above the head.
No way they ejected from that.
The shoulders they can part two,
Bartonstein from Wembley,
so we'll watch the replays again as they look in the back
and the replay center in New Jersey.
And this is clearly the extra.
The elbow will be used before I have a contact
from Bartonstein.
Wait, you turn on the camera.
The wibbing out of these contacts
to make the part scheme.
Tires will pop up through the step.
Therefore, this is a consecutive challenge.
I
Be your bandaid bears falling no flavor. No flavor. It's fine
The coach sold.
That's not a waste of a, uh, uh.
Here we go.
Tomass, Thundercoats got his team of tech.
They see what your work-earned team you've been looking muskily lately.
Jack, Predix out. It's a 30-minute predict on who you guys think is going to win the game.
But we missed four in this series, 47 to 51.
Here's where he gets the technical, he's John Gullf on the official, we start the yellow out.
Damn, bro.
I'm not on the only reason why Oaks say winning.
I want to see Oaks say winning.
He's got Jared McKay and TikTok.
Oh my god, man.
Now, he should have literally been in the fucking place, you know what I'm saying?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, man.
Yo, FG is not even trying.
He's ass.
He saw all the talent in the game.
They did side.
Wow.
How's that a foul?
On who?
It's the Bob Gasser.
By the way, the foul in the end was his first of the last five quarters.
He did not get home for a foul in game six.
I hate that.
Hey, first foul last two minutes.
Huh?
I hate that.
far yeah right yeah yeah I think so 32 25 57 57 point first quarter it's a pretty
high scoring game my opinion yeah very high scoring game I'm a king is nice
McCain's a goat well let's shut the statue here okay so you're telling McCain
has
8 fucking points off the bench, the phone castle has 9, 5 points, 2 for 3, so he's not shooting
the ball at us, he's saving it for the fourth quarter bro, so when there's ads on the screen
you want to click links, okay, so every time there's a commercial chat we click links,
So let's get a quick link click in segment chat. All right
I'm waiting for a link start coming through
We got one right there. I actually want to ask you about this one. Let me see what it shows if I click this actually
No, Drew has a he has a jail account and it says work. Is he trying to call his job jail? Oh
Here we go. Okay
We got a first link right here
it's the McDonald's menu you cannot tell me I'm a chicken one here right now
actually let's just do one-in-one let's check the difference between links in
your chair in my chair okay here we go we got a link from from NMS what the fuck
is going on in Paris okay I sing this all right now let's
check my chat. Alright, fucking useless. Alright, here we go, here we go, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, we got, we'll go back to yours.
Can you link his own edit, man?
He's got to be a self promo there, right?
Definitely. 21 likes, three hours ago, definitely his own edit.
Okay.
Definitely his own edit.
Next in my chat.
actually funny no I'm not actually I can't click links I just can't click links actually
funny it's not funny oh my god good link good link actually funny can we get some shit
Actually, this is my chat. Yes, look at this. Yo
Okay
My ceiling
Okay, oh, I see this. Yeah, I seen this earlier past the old YouTube. Yeah, that's a shadow on five videos
Yeah, that's you all man. All right, here we go fucking core
They go right there
I love it all I love it all
I saw you the end her at 1.30 in the morning
She's the goat, bro
Cuz after watching the movie she's the goat, bruh
She's the goat
Alright
I'm putting my, if I were to invest
Yeah, there we go. Yeah, as it is fucking penalty. No, I didn't even see it. Yes, I did.
Bro, he hit one of these. He hit one of these right here. He hit one of these. He hit a...
Yeah, you did your line. That's good. Yeah, you see that games on games on bro. Yeah
You can right-click and then
He'll Harper in the game already right off the bat
I
Yeah, who won rookie of the year with a Cooper flag SCA
Rousseau's asleep this game over four and three. He's asleep this game, bro. They need you
Say that Dylan Harper should have won rookie of the year
That's the down the what's the hard goal by Victor with me out there Wallace has to tag has to help
Yes, don't put that cat at me
Here we go Dylan oh my god
Come on stick on that's my dog right there. So one be wide open for
Oh
Damn it a brick
Jason Ernie ate a big-ass Chipotle bowl.
Mark Stein?
That's it again!
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Wemby.
Wemby blocked him, bro?
You're 7'11", for what, man?
L-Pass!
There's some bombs! Let's just shout it!
Nice!
To Wemby!
Wemby from the logo!
Wait, what happened?
What?
What happened?
Well, we're cool.
That's a good piece, bro.
No, Harenstein just tried to hurt Wendy.
He's such a dirty player.
Rage just went live anytime.
We're delayed?
Oh, we're stream-delayed.
I have more delay to what's the score to your guys game
I have efficiency back to play five
He is from germany or so love to see his old mv18
What up in the mix?
In the final couple years of the mix is up
Seventy-six
Seventy-seven to forty-four
Bro, what the fuck?
So we're delayed a whole quarter
You can't trust my number four
He's got a good chopper down his lead
He's getting nervous, man
See you?
I mean, yeah, he only has like four points
He's getting carried by Jared McCain in his legacy game.
Wow, he actually is.
Jared McCain is him.
I ain't lying, he's going crazy, man.
Fox?
Let me be honest, they need to get skimmed the ball to Wendy and get out the fucking way.
Oh, Wendy?
Wemby bro, if I'm the coach I'm telling everybody just get the ball to Wemby it is getting the corner
Fucking Carter Bryant's not Wemby I did not say Wemby
But Carter Bryant said I'm ready for that tackle right heart and Simon shooting 40 foot floater some free throw line
No, you see Bryant sit on chest lap
Come here man. What are you going?
But it rushes right over there
Am I clicking links?
Both break brother, that thing was like right over there
I
Clicked on the shit
My fucking god
Are you guys in labor or not?
No.
They're not, then I'm gonna get...
Listen, Chara, you're a chara.
He's fucking lying.
Hey, Lala.
Alright, my chat.
Hey, some strawberry, man.
you
You
When he goes out the game they call apart nice.
No, bro.
Oh, my God.
God.
You said you were going to stop winning.
What?
That takes it.
It's not as healthy.
You said it was nasty.
You're not even close to my big picture what you see in here in this first quarter close.
Are you all ready?
This is the first time for me to accept that you are ready.
A team that gets up to the farthest part to clear your confidence opens your finger before
the end of the ball.
It's called the end.
Oh, what the hell, man. Put me back in the game, actually.
the
one is a slot basketball
brother Brian
Brian
back
back in already bro
here we go
the free throw line only time he could ever score
wait how the fuck was that a free throw
oh shit
i think there's block here by chance
oh beautiful move over more important than that
that'll block great timing
yeah again not scoring but this defense has a
fucking sugar Kool-Aid straight down no it's not sugar Kool-Aid
it's water with a little bit of sugar in it
Holy Google searches.
Yo, he just missed a break though!
Our curse, man!
I told you!
Oh, you know, he just missed a...
That's crazy!
Oh my God, the pressure's on, he doesn't know what to do.
No way he goes over to, right?
Oh my God!
He's abroaded!
He cursed him!
He didn't work back and gave it to Luca!
Oh my god! Give it to Luca!
Oh, you're weird!
Oh my f**k, bro, someone be back here. Hold on.
Who will be back here, man?
Oh my god. I'm gonna be honest. I've never seen him before.
Jack, factor no. If SGA has a stinker this game, he will forever be known as a playoff Game 7 choker.
I think his legacy is a giant falafel, but... maybe that's it.
I'm talking about
Is that free though for him he won a chip last year it doesn't matter
I
Yeah, y'all you got this effect right up takes three weeks for it to kick in
And that's when you start feeling appetite suppression facts as you gave her breeze
No, who would be back in
Guys listen, I'm fucking quarter. What's going on? It has not been two months
I stopped I stopped because I didn't want to be on red it when I went to London
So I took like I took like a month off
I'm not gonna lie bros. There's no point in starting if you're gonna stop. You did us injecting yourself with random fucking juice
To stop. I'm gonna start injecting this.
You already are. Look at you man. Straight sugar is drinking.
Alright, let's get Link to go in there.
So, I ran from the worst. You guys might want this.
You took a BPC peptide? Yes, I did.
I did take BPC.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Okay.
There's your turn.
Bro, y'all son of a most uninteresting shit ever!
You're cooking literally just pigs at me.
What the fuck is this, man?
Like what is this tweet there like no fucking shit, dude
Let's each other
On my way off the court a fan is like waving at me
to cheer him up and laugh now with a better basketball team.
And it's gonna show us.
It shat rolls the paint, it shat rolls the paint.
High on an avenue, it shat rolls the paint.
But the Spurge won the West.
Making shit like a horror film.
I thought it was going to be a little harder, man. I actually was lucky weak.
The fuck is this slot bruh
Wait, I kinda wanna watch that video, wanna watch that fight
Stop linking your own edit bro
Is you here already ever gonna do this by the way?
Also why would you ever want to do this?
I don't know.
I watched this one movie and I mean you never want to go hiking or anything.
You know the stories of Green Boots?
No.
There's a story of this Green Boots like basically it's a checkpoint.
When you reach Green Boots that means your probability of dying goes up.
So how much?
Buy a lot because when you climb out Everest you keep climbing you keep climbing
There's a checkpoint and it's a person that's dead, but his green boots are still there
Yeah, it's not there anymore. I watch this movie called the apex. I don't give a fuck
Happy as Asian Duke Dennis at the paint, man. Oh my god, right by him
It's a rare miss, but I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, you know that is realized chat as she can't shoot threes. He's not a good three-point shoot
Yo, let me
Wendy will get a rebound
He made a three. Yeah, but he's not like a good three-point shooter in generally
He tried he tried to get that fucking
I'll give you the extra effort to get extra presents.
That's what it is, please.
If they're giving themselves a chance,
I'm like, the second side of this.
My god, stop passing.
What are we doing?
Stop passing the ball to Champagne.
He sucks.
So I'm going to get them against Strike and Disson.
No Barak.
Shut up.
Oh my god.
That's all ball!
Oh, cat's life, that's all ball!
No, it's not all ball.
But I don't know.
Why there weren't no towns,
so two hands on the ball
went with the alpha last.
Has he lost it?
Look at all the trauma drops out
It's not how basketball should be played back in my day when I was I was thought I was going to the beat
That's not how it was played bro
That is a bum, bro
Yo, it's because that week has the first fading
that's he's off that he's off that's it yeah I know he's my over to this okay
sees missing free throws in an elimination game
right now 33% of the free throw on a bunch of frauds
Asian Joe Dennis got it yeah you know they call that they say you got to finish
your breakfast as they say you gotta finish your breakfast
Jason
I'm gonna be honest this is what I don't understand why are they just not giving the ball to Wendy?
Oh bro this is not looking good bro this is 11 point lead
Why the fuck are you laughing dawg? I got money on this fucking game
What the fuck are you?
Nice Castle!
Holy shit.
Hell no!
Fuck!
Bro, give the winnie.
Give the winnie.
It's a mismatch dawg.
It's a fucking mismatch! Do your thing!
What the fuck?
Let me be free!
Fuck that.
Let me be, please.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, we're falling apart!
SGA's hot!
Let me be cold!
Oh my god, no.
Oh my god!
And she had me!
He's got takeover on!
Oh my god!
He's got 10 straight!
Let me please bro!
Let me! You gotta answer!
Let me!
Oh my god!
you tripped in a ball that's it you didn't even make a play on a ball he just
like that's where the spoke I'm not gonna let us play here bro the fuck you
must injure him
let's see if you made a plan the ball here yeah my god oh no he really
I
Okay, see change
He didn't have with this the ball
Personally yeah, I don't know about y'all go back when I used to move if someone did that to me. I was throwing I was throwing hands
I was throwing hands
he took in game three and that comeback by the Thunderer I think kind of messed up over the head
because he wasn't literally there the right up a little hard about
each place he is they look at this to watch
Caruso as he grabs you a soft little boy from Erie grabbing guys trying to wrap him up a little
Yeah, that's a flagrant.
What?
Oh my god, they paid the rents.
What?
And they paid the rents.
We have seen SGA try to drop contacts.
We've seen Lincoln try to drop contacts.
But while I'm sitting here with the horror crowd,
I get pretty clear, you're going to have to write
so I find personal here tonight.
He didn't even try to like help negate the fault end.
Where'd you go?
I said negate.
The horror crowd was bigger than it was the pile
up you got was looking at.
And that's what they cast is with the upset pot.
Cough.
Wow.
Come on, make both here.
There you go.
Here, come on back here.
I think Chad Yovind is going to the buzzer right now.
I think this game could go over time, that ass.
That's a good game to play.
Well, you gotta finish your breakfast.
You gotta finish your breakfast.
What's up?
Brother, SGA hasn't missed in five minutes.
Where's that?
Fox going crazy, man.
It's got a good game.
Game seven, Fox.
What's that for that old 20-23?
That's the answer.
Pin, pin, pin, pin, what pin now?
That's not a pin.
Lacey, you seriously need to eat more while you're getting late some skinny?
I was, you pinned that?
No, you're not locked in.
Oh, God, you're not locked in, bro.
You're just pissing me off, man.
I have five bands on the sick.
Can you lock the fuck in?
It's a cost.
Give me something.
Make this about you, bro.
I'm disappointed at Wemby.
I feel like he's not, like, taking...
He's not like taking authority or taking over the game at all.
What the fuck are we doing?
What is Wemby doing?
The Thunder God of six quarters, six for the last league.
They can change that on this trip.
The might walk the ball up, you've got to play fast,
for now the third keep it to the set.
Now watch everything in the struggle, the shot's locked down.
David Williams from the league, he's got it!
I
Right
Did we drug test SDA this guy's off an admiral down now
I could tell when you I could tell co guys when I see him, bro
He's literally driving out cold. He's right now brother. No, no, no, bro
He's drugged out. He doesn't owe me 44
She's not even blinking.
I'm gonna be honest they came back down 10 plus and now they have a 4-point lead this could get out of hand
And Wemby's not even trying to get the ball.
Wemby, what the fuck are you running in front of your teammates?
No, no, take control of your fucking game, please.
Wemby looks scared.
How many points is Wemby at?
He's got eight points.
Just like, you're seeing the exact same defense that just handled it two different points.
What are we doing right now?
Nice Fox we gotta make this about you Fox Deira Fox legacy game
Nice nice let's go
YAAAHHHHH!
YES WON'T BE DOO!
Fuck no.
We must be out of god damn mom, bro.
Come on, let me heat up.
matter
Come on, Wemby come on Wemby
Let me do the more super
Well, let me see some nice Wemby
He's too big
Who's the fucking bum bro? He actually went
Oh, that's cool. That's where you bring every set one for eight. He's one for he's one for eight
Okay, three point lead for the Spurs at the half. All right now
What how could we what Bayless can we do during half time? I need my guitar. You want to have time?
Are you want to get our performance?
Okay, I mean that's an option for sure. Um, we could go to in and out could go better dead ass
We need to blow out that last candle we can go bother it at bother us okay. Oh
That's a good idea
Joe
Who do you are wait who do you think comes up here first you called John? I'll call drew ready
John drill John drill
John drill
door right now um jerking off man hate this motherfucker it pays so much though
it's a push-off or no call oh my god bro
like dude this is just unethical bro like what the fuck
i didn't even see that shit man call range
Not calling range, bro.
DRAW!
What the fuck are they, what are, what are they doing?
No, I'm like, genuinely, what are we paying them for?
Like, what, what, what are they doing right now?
They say, have you thought about eating?
I'm always in here, you look like a super skinny and lean.
Appreciate that winning. Thank you, bro.
Oh, wait, wait.
Someone's coming.
I think...
All right, nine?
All right, nine? I'll see what he's doing. I'll see what he's doing.
I'll see what he's doing.
He's sleeping.
Where?
In the theater.
Come on, dude.
Oh, who gives me something?
Hold on.
Jay Tyga Blunt, thanks for the big 10 gift.
He should be in the theater.
Is he really?
There it is.
There's the water bottle out.
No, you're in the ass.
You're in the ass, so let me do this.
Well, let's do it.
I want us to fall asleep when I need him to come out of bed.
I want to see him sound asleep first, I want to see you guys sound asleep in the theater
before I go on to action he got him asleep true you had 30 minutes we were
We're screaming for you guys.
We had important shit we gotta do.
You got a phone?
No, bro, we had important shit we have to do.
We have important shit, bro.
Right, dude.
We just sitting there and laying on this hall
watching Tiki talky, bro.
He's watching fucking Tiki talky, bro.
He's dead out of somewhere, bro.
Because he don't want to work anymore.
God.
That's my, that's my,
I'm gonna have to,
I'm gonna have to get a new cameraman, bro.
It was toast available to you for Asia. I'm so serious
You're not castle
You guys are watching the game with the fucking full screen on
Yeah, we have to actually go live
I'm actually I'm actually I'm actually not wait where's was a lot of people today and actually still in the screen
But it's a whole lot actually what is it make more revenue for my twits, so I'm gonna just run
More money to watch you are you fucking retarded you're really watching off at this core
I just cleansed her my fucking desktop to this quarter do it or fucking free
Watching for free for they're watching for three dollars vice versa, and they want to subscribe to fucking
Oh, I don't know fucking on they can watch it
watch it on twigs or reaction then they put the game
this is got to get an ad on your ugly chop face all day
That's just get an ad on your chop face and see the update of the game
Holy fucking shit. Are you that good?
I guess.
Be honest.
Why are you going fucking live?
So your argument now is that because there's ads on Twitch, you are going to make people
pay to watch you on Patreon.
Are you a fucking bot?
That's what he said.
He's already members on my Patreon who have been following what I've been doing. Instead,
you guys are going to take your fucking people, right? And you want to give them fucking ads
to watch your top page.
Oh my god
Five back when you were 20 you were streaming on 20 3 22
You were supposed to go live on please you know today you said you know what hold on guys
Let me wait aren't you sick get away from me hands of virus fat fuck. Oh hell no
Not because he serves me a fat phobia, but if I be racist, I'm the bad guy, right right then I get trouble
I
I can't taste my Z-Filler. You can taste your bag, tell me.
I can't have a problem.
It's called food addiction.
You never wear a mask.
I'm not sick of eating a feeling, come on.
How are you people bro, you just doing a fucking sick of throwing your stuff.
I can't taste this anymore.
I can't taste it.
We're going to go live on the street.
I need to read both six, man.
What?
Deadass started feeling it yesterday, bro.
I missed out on the call.
You're kidding.
No, not that I didn't get away from you.
I'm coming around with that I don't know what the fuck you're bringing around stop bringing this it around me
Stop bringing that shit around me. I'm dead. I don't mean and I brought everybody else
All these streamers switching to kick silky switch to patreon damn
I'm sorry
Yeah, niggas and such as max wait, is that the guy that brought a fucking animal so to here
We are not even realized it is the guy that actually bought an animal shelter here and
then called a person who saves animals to show them the fucking domestic animal shelter
to your fucking idiot kill yourself.
Holy shit.
Mmm see that's just too far right.
Oh now it's too far.
When you come over here getting me sick trying to say oh you just don't go live on Twitter
anymore.
Gaslighter and the manipulate.
I guess the
castle made this is a
Jack's the ball castle made it is now so so the cell so the cell so the cell's coming
into the more SOG I got y'all soon for today man.
Let's go with the Jason stream.
I go watch this.
What's up, man?
That was a break.
Stop, here you go.
What the fuck?
I'm on the whole mad top of you, bitch.
Shut up, bitch.
You fucking fuck.
I got all the mad top of you.
The fuck, man.
I can keep on talking.
Keep on talking.
The fuck?
I don't understand.
So come back to us.
The guy over here, man.
I'm waiting for the games to come back, brother.
Make a mad shit.
Make a mad, yo, dude.
You forgot, huh?
I know you did.
I knew you did.
I'm texting right now, though.
It's not your employee, bro.
You can't.
Bitch, shut the fuck up.
Apparently he's not mine either, bro.
Yeah, apparently he's not yours, right?
Because he actually does so much fucking work for you.
Why don't you get off your lazy ass,
and go do some of this kind of play,
and pretend like you're sick.
I was sleeping at theater when I needed a cameraman, bro.
Put his pants down, jerking off.
You have a phone.
He's all that attacks me once.
Oh, he was saying it to the stream, right?
Like, he doesn't have a phone.
Yeah, he doesn't feel like Sa'e to have my stream in his ears.
Like, well, he's not Sa'e.
Yes, he's supposed to.
Why does he have an Uber driver, bro?
Game on your screen.
Why does Sa'e have a face?
Huh?
Oh, that's what they say in my chair, bro!
I'm gonna get out and drop this old order of your bright-out K-Chill!
Say you ain't doing too much!
You know those scenes that are about to come up? The summertime?
It's about to be summertime, hey?
I don't get it, I'm gonna...
I know! It felt fun!
Kill yourself!
Strigle yourself! Do it!
Put the fuss in the saliva in your mouth before everything gets...
You got me sick, bitch! How about you just get out the fuck out of my room?
I ain't even near you!
I haven't been near you!
You and your people?
Oh, bring this rubber?
Oh, my people.
Yeah, Lacey, he's fucking sick.
No, my people.
My people sick.
Excuse me, I'm at Lacey.
I look at boys and say, I say, you and your people.
I mean, what?
You and your people.
I know, that was crazy.
What do y'all want to do this fucking 19-year-old thing?
That's cool, man.
That's cool, but none of y'all would throw their gloves on, though.
I'm not saying.
Oh, my God.
None of y'all would throw their gloves on, though.
I'm just saying, though, bro.
I'm just saying.
None of y'all would do that shit.
And it goes quiet it goes fucking quiet fucking pussy. Oh, you know what you're running a Jason
You're like that frat boy who like always tries to fight everybody and he's having a there's any
Let's play fucking tennis ball chain. Oh, wait wait wait. You mean you threw the gloves on one time
It would not be fun for you. I promise I brush
Lee in the fucking fun, but the buzz cut in a goatee
Oh, bro, you're fucking bummer nice, bro. This guy
You're fucking hilarious, bro.
Oh, I'm on the great wall of China, man.
Yeah, he's hollering.
Yeah, they're nice.
Woo!
That's what you need to preach Christian for?
Yeah, you did it, bro.
Oh, here you go.
Let's do it.
Yo, Jason, run it.
Holy shit.
There's so much fucking land out there, man.
Oh my God, buddy Jesus!
Wait!
What is this?
Wait, how did that Great Wolf get in there?
What a棒 life i had here man...
Is it end of half-time yet?
I'm trying to watch your Spurs and your Bell to Ass.
Oh my God, it's not on me man...
It's not on any snog
it's not only snog
nice
Holy shite I have to fuck with someone
Let me know if y'all want a halftime performance.
Ooh, Stokey said yes, Stokey said yes.
You want halftime performance?
Guitar?
Yeah.
What you want?
In here.
Right?
This is not going to talk to my friends.
What you got?
Nothing for you, game.
What is that?
It's a fucking tricky question.
You're not going to rock it.
Okay, I can hit you a little healthy.
No.
Come on, can't get one little half.
Whoa!
Yo, you have to understand what somebody tells you no.
Okay, but you have a two full shot.
Yeah, I know what that's like.
Where's that from?
Noah, is this over again? I ordered it way earlier. It's over. It's over.
Maybe you can rip the look out of it.
I can't rip nothing for you again.
I'll get a knife.
That's fine. I have a knife right here. You know.
You always try to have the food like that I genuinely can't share with you, bro. You're sick.
No, it's not like you can't. You can't share. You're just being selfish.
No, I can't, bro. Your food addiction is fucking taking over you.
No, you have a food addiction because you don't share the food.
Yo, you know what's up, crazy?
If there was a number count following how many times you've asked me for my food vice versa
How many times you've seen it and attempted and how many times you've succeeded
You don't know, baby
I don't even know, yeah, it wasn't in English
It was
I did three different scenarios
You just didn't graduate fucking high school
So you're a fucking dumb loser
You're a dumb loser
Oh my god
You're a criminal, you're a criminal
I wasn't gonna say shit
Yo, he said you're a dumb loser
I did not
You're a dumb loser
Hey, you see his face
The only reason you graduated college was because you wanted to be a cop.
You're a little justice to me.
I'm running in the morning.
I can't even not want to be a cop.
You're so sorry that I'm running when it's...
The music gotta...the singing gotta come with it?
It gotta come with it?
It doesn't.
You gonna practice on that too before you start singing?
No, no. My singing's good. It's getting there.
What's up?
No. You see what I'm saying?
I was there about a break-up beat,
but then he said the same was that?
Nah, I held up.
So you gotta ask your man.
You better ask your man if you're giving it to him.
I'm not sharing too.
I'm not sharing too much.
I ask you what that is.
Where'd you buy my turkey for two minutes?
I can't be asking for that.
I'm allergic to tomatoes anyways.
No, I'm not allergic to anything.
No, I'm allergic to shit.
It's um...
It should look good as well.
Yeah, I know turkey, bacon, avocado, lettuce, and tomatoes.
Why?
It's cool listening to it.
You're not going to ask him if you can take that piece?
Why do I have to ask him if I can take a piece?
Because if I had to give you one, that means I have to give him one.
So
You can rip me a piece and not give him one
Yeah, this is what your brother
I said when they told you you had this
Fuck
So you saw your man see
So you saw your man eating alone at the lunch table. You're not buying the food too. No
buying double
That's crazy, man.
He just had a big ass shit hole label.
I promise he's good.
Yeah, four hours ago.
All right, so what's this?
Now I'm gonna ask you,
is either he get the same one because he has fur?
Oh, not the same one, so I'm gonna do one piece of the same one.
Or,
y'all split the small piece that y'all about to get?
Split the small piece, man.
Or you say, all right, man, if I can't have none,
he can't have none either.
Why do you want to split it, bro?
Because if you were at a lunch table and we all have food except for you, I will buy you food.
I will buy you food.
Sure, bro. Let's split the small piece, bro.
I think so, bro.
I'm gonna put it in the nation's hands.
Oh
I mean it's not like I didn't see that come on bro. Oh, this guy just had a fucking egg salad sandwich in a full Kool-Aid slurper
You're bum bro, you got any more snacks in your fridge
He doesn't drink water, bro.
What do you mean I'm hopeless, Jack?
Bro, only person in the game wait on bread.
Genuinely fucking concerning.
I was supposed to take...
I think you just like...
No.
You just can't have...
What's up?
You know what the problem is?
You like having tasted your mouth at all times.
Of course.
You like board eat.
You're like a board...
I have nothing to do with a board I just eat.
Okay, John.
Can you take my turn, sir?
Yeah.
It's a serious addiction. I'm serious. It's not like a joke.
I'm gonna go get water.
Hey, you just start digging in this fucking fridge!
That is not water. It's water from the water.
It's water from the sider.
Yes, it was sider. It was not.
Holy shit, bro.
Shit, bro.
What do you need to do, chicken?
Yeah
You should just to go actually now I'm trolling when I say this much on I
Have an actual problem because yes, you do. No, don't laugh. Let me see like don't don't laugh
There's a lot of people in the world that have this problem. I
Grew up in the way. I grew up for some reason. I
Can stop seven I associate food with everything
So when I'm bored, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat. When I'm happy, I celebrate by eating.
When I'm mad, I hope by eating.
You're fucking breathing technique, boy.
Wait.
I forgot to shake these.
Come on, let me!
Wow, he's so long and like them, man.
Tighten me in the chatter, if you're watching the game along with us.
SGA? Get that shit out of there man. Get that shit out of there bruh.
Let me block on SGA. Now that's like a generation.
There'll be a line, but there's just a stream delay.
Are we actually live?
No way he makes a shit.
How the fuck do you make that sound?
Bro, Shay's carrying them.
Maybe we helped him.
Come on, where are you?
The fuck was that?
How the fuck is he missing these?
Hi Lacey, hi chat.
Lemme just clap and he ain't worried bro!
Can you open this?
Bro, I don't have any grip strength here.
Who just like aptles you?
Who is he missing there?
Oh, I gotta read this real quick.
I almost said, Lacey, read the paragraph, I gotcha girl.
Hi Lacey, recently I lost my grandmother due to cancer,
but watching your streams help bring the happiness
and putting the smile back on my face.
I've lost four really close family members,
two of them were practically my second mothers
that raised me when I was little
because both of my parents had to work.
I often ask what's next, and I tried to avoid depression.
Love you Lacey.
Lacey. Oh, thank you so much, bro. Thank you. Thank you.
Hey, bro, you're so job.
I got a lot of barrel like
Are we so delayed though we're not doing like this we all are delayed we're barely delayed it's because they're watching through the string delay
Chat I bet y'all a hundred subs this first week
So he's got a fucking jaw in the mouth and then
His eyes are sweet eyes. He's off. You cannot tell me he's not on drugs. He's actually he actually
It's Peacock more like up to me
Nice
All right Chad tell me what tell me what's happening right now for y'all
No
I
When he's only got 12 points does he drop 30 or no sure he does that right
I'm gonna be honest, S.J. has got 24 points and only 3 free throws.
He's low-key cooking now.
He's beating him allegation right now.
I can't even hate.
Damn it, bro.
And it makes me so mad too, because I want it.
Aw, you can't even teach the amount of hate watching that I'm feeling in my body.
You can't teach this shit.
Fuck.
Alright, bro.
You don't know, baby!
I'm gonna shake catchy.
Links? Alright, yeah, get him going.
New screen? Where's Kai, bro?
Kai?
Wait.
Scary movie. Kai?
The fuck is this, bro? This guy sent me a belt?
What does it-
What does this mean?
Are you trying to- What does this mean? Belt to Ares? What does this mean?
But I know we'll meet again!
What the fuck is sending out on edits, dude?
Zero-like edit.
You're good.
Hey!
I mean, that was funny as shit.
Hey, Lacey, just so you know, I don't think you're wasting potential.
It was not a waste making you.
No one said it.
Oh, flight.
Hey guys, this is a pass.
Alright, that's a good pass, bro.
It's a good fucking pass.
Alright, look at the thugs right here.
Bro, don't even, bro, don't even, bro.
Don't even get out of touch.
Click it on it again, bro.
wait is this who's fans of them no this is who wants to fucking win today
I PSG won today now it's time to fulfill the process you're telling me to
whole world wants us first to win I mean if the whole world were to watch
Oh, it's gotta be a tough edit.
The Jammily?
What the fuck am I watching?
I'm just doing five heads and one heart.
I'm just testing body.
So who's the best dunker in NBA history?
It's got to make this a fun story.
I can see not going to lie, you always
look at them, sure you got a style that stands out
without trying to arc.
Thank you, bro.
Yes, you have style.
What happened immediately after the dinosaurs went extinct?
It wasn't just one major event that killed the dinosaurs.
Their extinction started with an asteroid
called Chixaloo that didn't just hit Earth.
What are you doing?
We good, bro. We good, bro. We dead-ass good, bro
Literally sleep they do
Back back back bro back. Oh shit. Oh shit
you. Come on.
But again, you're going to be
with a guy. This is going to be
a good game. This game is going
to overtime. It's a good game.
Yes, that was two game play.
That's what we're playing. Two
Oh my god, that might smell really bad, bro.
Nice!
Great return, nice.
2k 27 looking very real, yep.
Champagne, I don't know why he gets so much play time.
And that's not a casual take.
The Spurs have way better players that could be out there than champagne packs
You can't you gotta eat your breakfast, bro
At least make two
Just found out the mod yeah, I don't know I asked how much change my title is don't do it
Here we go. Oh my god, I can't wait for this for a quarter.
He's fucking tackling him!
Who watches the NBA Worst League on Earth?
Who said that?
I don't know why that's a fucking board.
Alright chat, what do you guys think the best sport is on like in the world?
I learned that on your time bro. That's just the mobile.
You know what, are you going to a fucking football stadium?
You going to an NBA stadium? It's fucking great.
I'm not going to lie, you're disgusting.
January, I can't even speak to you bro.
That wasn't even meant to be weird.
I just saw you tone down your fucking drink.
I
For three man nice
I said there's better players
Harper I think better than champagne. I think Harrison Barnes is better than shipping
She doesn't fucking miss dude. This guy's
I think American football is just
NFL is so tough
And it fell over and
Takes
When the ISO come on me you actually got to do something he's not even trying to score
Oh my god
I'm watching basketball and soccer
Breaking wide open layups. Yeah Caruso's 2 for 11. That's a fucking long. Champagne for 3.
PAIN! We're going with that lead. We're running with that lead. Let's go!
Give this man a weapon to run with Champagne. Carry him low.
Bro, Champagne has the most points. Did that?
Got 17 he's five or six or three
Where let me hurt his knee when we did hurt his knee
But he's injury bro. He's bro. He's got so much trucking body together. Oh
Lacey was asking why he was playing earlier, that's what I'm saying. Well, I that's not what I said
Specifically I should take
The Knicks are gonna fuck up either one of these teams
Well what happened to John Moran
No, he like he got like suspended for having a gun or some shit
Oh yeah.
Andries and guns.
Classic.
Wow.
What the fuck?
What a fucking list, man.
Fuckin' hell.
What a list.
Oh.
I'm gonna click on this.
Take it.
It's kind of like in his own shit, but he's your chat only link. He's from
That they do bro
Wait Ashley
See he's on a bitch
Wait, he's on a T.
Did he play for a sparse in the beginning of the season?
Did he?
Wait
That was last year. Yeah, he I thought he retired
Oh
I thought
He's got clip baited. Oh my god. We did bro. Oh, that would have been such a good story an hour stream
I'm not gonna run them up. You're over working. I'm actually over work. I just hit the 10 hour
Holy shit the debuffs after after eight hours
I'm just sending your own tick tock after the six hour mark every other hour has been straight debuffs to my body
I'm not even sure what does that mean debuff like you know a Minecraft very splash of poison
Potion on you
That's what I've been feeling every hour
Okay, are you on summer's match?
Hmm, I dunno.
Maybe.
Epic vlog 6.
Ah, what the fuck are these chats man?
Oh, what, what are you doing?
Yo, what are you doing?
What's up my friend?
How did he...
Yo, what's going on?
Game, game, game, game, game, game.
Wait, wait, wait, are these my coins?
Game, game, game.
Hold on, hold on!
Game!
I'm giving Epic a gallon!
No, I'm gonna epic galaxies
Yo, it's up Jason by the way, dude. I am pretty printing a guitar pick for you. Oh my god. Thank you very much. It's hard
Thank you, bro. Thank you
Oh, I'm my question is though. Why did you want to add me Jason?
Yes, that's my only question is this is the second time you did this say oh god. I did that wait
No, this is the same time you did this I did that. Okay. Okay. You're an asshole, bro
I'm not charging. I'm just to make a fuse. No, no wait. I must it because you got a changer using on discord at epic, bro
because I was up also
By the way, I just want to say this up Ryan. I mean
Ways in Jason. They actually make a good duo. I mean, I'm sorry. Thanks. Thank you, bro
They are both really good people. Thank you, bro. Epic. We got to watch the game, bro
I'm still disappointed that I'm not well and my parents wouldn't let me join the corp ways twice
Well, I bet we'll send you that contract very soon, by the trust.
Very fucking soon.
That contract's being sent your way very soon, just sign it.
We put it in that mic deal for soon, bruh.
Spurs
I'll not go live when he drops less than 30 years game on
Yeah, I hate cones though
SGA is actually who been
He's holding on.
Look at that.
Travel!
So, producer for three.
Wemby?
That's the rebound.
Yo, does Wemby not want the ball?
He never juggles up, though.
I'm not allowed to.
BAM! Wemby!
Sixteen to two run for Spurs.
Oh, bro. I'm not allowed to.
Run that's a good fucking run
Actually, you're gonna be you're gonna need a lot more Adderall to beat the fucking Spurs, buddy
Here's the thing chat
The Spurs are looking like the better team right now
But SGA has been the best player on the court. Yeah
Yeah, that was fair.
He's had the name of the shooter,
who throws the crazy guy.
Wendy looks gassed.
Oh my god, the heat check is blue, man.
Saluso's a fucking bum, man.
Like, they don't even, I swear, they don't even try to make it.
They just...
Oh my god, wait, you found the 2x method.
Holy shit.
W2X method.
The remitted delay.
That's right, yeah.
One more to go.
He's OK.
I'm slowly going to do that.
That's right, they see.
What's my path?
Oh, there you go.
And it's like that.
All right.
It's the free throw line.
You allow SGA to rest.
And that's me for rest while he's actually on the course.
Rather resting, please off the court.
And with those small files, there's also going to be a bench.
Jason, Brad, you've got to go on your own.
My guy keeps safe distance from these drugged out kids, bro.
What was he talking about?
Oh!
That's so good.
That's what you're about.
No trouble, versus law.
And he settles everybody else down, man.
You're a great kid, bro.
A lot of people can see it.
Don't be that kid, bro.
Don't be that flak boy, bro.
I didn't see that, bro.
What the fuck?
You're not going to waste a nut, Lacey.
Don't worry about what they say.
Who says I'm going to waste a nut?
Yeah, I think it's not. You're wasting that, bro.
Bang.
You said bang to Caruso making a free throw.
What are you doing?
Why did I do that? I just like to swish, bro.
What the fuck are you doing, son of a...
Why is Wemby not in the game?
He's tired of shit, man.
Does it matter? You can't be tired of a game-seving.
It's your up 10, your team needs you.
Now the Spurs are going to let the Thunder come back!
Yeah, McCain's... Oh, no.
SGA's going to fucking turn over. Let's go.
I'm not going to lie, SGA's cold now.
He had that little run in the first half, it's not happening.
If I was in this game, I would have got him by getting tired.
get a rebound
the spurs lose I'll get a six pack
I'm gonna be honest, SGA just got pitched.
much more active in offense and boards in this third quarter.
Calvin Johnson, this was a man's rebound,
thrashing from the quarter.
See that?
Look at you, you're getting bitched.
Get a man handle.
It's just SCA on the sport.
That was me.
That's why.
Wait, Wendy's hurt?
Wendy's hurt, bro.
It's the same.
He's holding his aim.
Come on, bro.
Bro, they keep missing.
They got to finish their breakfast.
This is all the farm.
About 20 minutes outside of San Antonio, told us earlier in the series.
This escaped during the intense moments of the playoffs.
And back to the farm.
Twenty-one cheaters.
We all know him.
We know him.
Nice.
Ten point game.
This is good.
How's that a foul?
How is that a foul?
Did Casper the fucking ghost foul SGA?
Where?
Show the replay.
Of course, they don't show the replay of course they don't
No, that Chris did not fucking work yo, how would I get how would I get you sick when you're in the chat?
I
Bro why does when being not have I swear he's not even like
Like this is not what a star player does in a game seven. Get the ball
What the fuck
I'm not alive, but what the fuck am I watching what the fuck am I walking you should not
This is shit. I don't care if you go up watching basketball
You should not be allowed to pump fake and then jump into someone and just throw up some bullshit
If you don't now jumped into his fucking
Look at him off an admiral bro eyes all fucking flipping juiced up
I
Jump sideways
Kobe did the same thing no no no no no no
SGA looks for fouls. Kobe looked for shots. There's a big difference. Do not do that. There's a big difference, bro.
Kobe did that. He was looking for a shot. SGA is looking for fouls.
I feel drunk.
I like that look.
Maybe we could rebound.
He's not even trying to score.
Under the hoop.
Another brick.
Let me get the ball.
He's not even trying to score.
Under the hoop.
Another brick.
Let me get the ball.
He's not even trying to score.
Under the hoop.
Another brick.
Get the ball
Why?
His knees banged up, his knees banged up
His knees banged up bro
I think he did ass, hurt his knees
He doesn't want to drive
What's going on man?
I don't see any news on the injury.
I'm looking for food, bro.
Yeah, it does.
We're fucking tight, though.
What are you doing, man?
I don't see how much the fucking game is.
It's fucking pretty easy.
Nice, bro.
Yeah, I think I think when he's at genuinely hurt
It's gotta be a castle a castle game
Or maybe Fox
But is fast on Windows
Boss gotta win this first person. I'm so disappointed in Wendy
Yeah, but he's in all my swings
I'm gonna be honest that was a block
Who's on one follow up to give did I hear that correctly? No, no, no one challenge
Anybody to tell me what the lives for his money line is that
Your best
I guess this little shit started me investing when he was seven years old. He's a fucking liar
He's just a liar
One side says foul beating is bad one side. Yeah, the SGA profile pictures keep this post even flopping wise
I was a Kobe fan. It's been around
You put one video you put one video, bro
But you cannot see here and do that
Why does my chat keep sending this fucking dog dancing, you know, in a strawberry box, man?
I don't even know what I just clicked.
Cameraman Eddie.
Hang on, bro.
Oh my god.
Wait, what am I, what?
I just drew on your...
Game, game, game, game, game, game time, bro, game time.
Time?
Game time, game time, game time.
How?
Speed, speed, speed, speed, method, speed.
No way they challenged that.
Wait, why would they challenge that?
Bro, I need, like, you know what I wanna get?
I wanna get microjaxing.
And that's also a championship experience.
It wasn't one guy trying to get the ball to the side,
but making a play on the ball and making more difference.
That's the difference in time to get it out.
Hey!
I'm in that 21st century.
Too late.
The SDA just fucked the booth in bullshit.
Come on, Wemby.
You're the ISO in the game, Stevi.
I
Shit is embarrassing
Stop cheering
I don't think I'm going to make
that shot.
I actually like
a little bit of favorites.
I don't
don't tell me that
fucking time is definitely on stream chat.
I'm going to get a debuff every time
they have a fucking time.
Like fuck me in the ass, bro
Oh
Maybe we could maybe do some entertaining while we will we wait for game to come back on
I
Let it dry
Fuck it. Let's get to the end. We'll get to the end. Yes. I should want to see you drive. Let's see halfway through
Then I said drying
Okay, yeah, you see his drawing. All right now the end
No, who did this shit fucking paint job, bro?
Who did this fucking shitty ass paint job genuinely?
Why does it have 2.4? You know how much money this guy made out of this video?
Yeah.
2.4 million views on a 10-hour video?
Stop spoiling.
Anyway, not a generation one.
Right back? Nope.
I think so.
Yeah, I'm gonna play a highlight.
The break chair makes sense.
Good, good, good, good.
One minute left in the third quarter, bro.
Wimby, did he make something?
Wimby with a pump fake, Wimby!
Bro, he's not even trying to score!
I'm like nice fucking read that one be for three you come fake get in it
What the fuck was that?
That means downloading that she did.
Neha what was that?
I'm not going to lie that was a flop too.
Just stop going.
I like how old you the fuck bro.
Fuck it.
Fuck it at this point.
You're in that position.
Very much the same way some of these guys are getting out of position.
I need this one, I'll take it with me in a while.
Free throws!
What?
What's wrong with you?
You're making money or what?
No, I'm trying to see, I'm trying to find a time where I want to bet on spurs and money laundering.
I want the game to be a little closer before I do it.
You're about to trip me down?
I'm tripping you down, yes.
This poor of these players, I'm gonna kill them first back, let's just send that out.
Chad, is that dumb to do?
One of these missing free throws, this is fucking real.
S.G.A.
Serving the paint.
That's awesome.
The rebound.
Whoa!
Help!
Look at Wimby!
Wimby doesn't love him.
Why is he so slow?
Wimby's on XG!
He has a foot difference on this guy!
Give him the fucking ball with the post!
This is terrible coaching!
They just let him switch.
Wimby?
Oh, what are those?
He's ass!
Wimby's actually fucking asleep right now.
I don't know what's happening.
When he's asleep, bro, when he needs to have a I didn't have a 14 point quarter
That's possible. It's actually she's about 40
I'm not gonna lie, bro. We gotta blow out that candle. We gotta blow back kid
Drill
I can't do very much. I'm not gonna drink anything in the backpack. Just get John, dude.
Hold on. Oh, I just murdered him.
Nevermind, Drew!
John. John.
Fuck.
Am I just freaking or is it freezing in here?
I'm not tweaking. It is so fucked. What is the temperature in here?
68 degrees yet. It's freezing!
Slay? What did you say?
What did you say that was Slay?
That was probably the way you walked.
Probably the way you walked.
Bro, where the fuck is John?
I was sure he was not even playing basketball. Yo, that ass.
What the fuck was that album name?
Curse was 2 for 11. He's got four free throws like...
Tron's on FaceTime with the fucking girl, bruh.
Oh, fuck.
So, what are we gonna do?
Bro, I need the fucking...
I'm at Max debuff right now.
What is that? I still don't know where to get it.
What a fucking debuff is, man.
What's a debuff?
A temporary negative effect applied to a character in a video game
game that weakens their abilities, reduces statistics, or hinders their movement.
I literally have a nice D-Bus right now.
I mean Jason, by all of you brother, if you're feeling a little tired, you're feeling a little D-Buck, you can answer my radio. It's all good, bro.
Don't fuck yourself, bro. How about that?
Yo, sir, you just got fooled, Lacey.
Oh, God, you did?
Yeah, you did.
Let's go drink some water.
We have to blow the candle, bro.
What is it?
Do you want to actually eat?
Yeah.
Do you want to actually eat?
Yeah.
My temperature is enough recently.
It's kind of warm.
What?
Bro, you just had the cold sweat.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do this.
You get cold?
Oh my god.
What crap, bro.
Fuck yeah.
Okay.
Got me to that.
Okay, so why would you put the trash outside the trash bin?
That's not me.
I know it's not you.
I'm just saying whoever did that.
You're one of the girls, man.
Who found us?
Why, I didn't hear a girl crying.
She hasn't been here.
This guy.
She doesn't get to hear much, boy.
Yes, she does.
Or Kimmy, I don't know.
Paul, let it Kimmy.
We got Bob again.
I don't know.
I'll let it get you.
We got Bob again.
I'll see if we got food first.
Yo, R2 is going to be a victory slip and I'm going to smoke one full of fucking RGC barcams.
Yo Lou, I heard you ordered food.
Huh?
I heard you ordered food.
N***a, I don't have no food, n***a.
There's a delivery at the door.
I ordered weed.
You're fat as fuck, bro.
You don't know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna set up a ring doorbell camera just for me,
so I can see whenever anyone orders food.
I'm just gonna tax everybody on my soul doing that.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy a ring doorbell.
Holy fuck.
Bam.
Double-heat doses.
You guys are washing our asses, dude.
No, I'm gonna go finish that ritual.
Right guaranteed at the Spurs win.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'll be fine.
Something like that.
That's the egg.
Your time is fucking done.
Listen, you're having a good game.
We forgot to finish the ritual.
But now is the time where you guys lose this game.
Listen, Jason, let's hit three hums.
And on the countdown of three to one,
we blow the last final candle out,
and we curse the thunder and they go home and their season is over.
HUMM!
HUMM! HUMM!
Three, two, one, come on.
Come on! Come on!
The curse has been completed.
The curse completed, baby.
Let me catch my money.
Drop my fucking tapcat.
Let me catch it.
Shit, bro.
These debuts are hitting right now.
At least he used to place a $10 bet on them.
What?
At least a $10 bet, bro.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
At least $10 a bed, bro.
It's a fucking drone of penny in a fountain, dude.
Alright, I'm gonna go back.
Uh, Jordan.
Jordan?
Yeah.
Did the sound back on?
Oh my God!
I told ya his game was going over!
I'm gonna get ya!
Lemmy!
SPOOR!
You know what?
Why does Lemmy think that he's a fucking like...
Like you are not Penny Hardaway dude?
I
Mean I just said that is so shit actually old check the game
You mean show the score
Yeah, how many points does that have chat has
Oh
Fucking embarrassing 27 minutes straight Cardio out there
Wendy takeover for a quarter takeover come on
Nice
Let's get unethical, bro
I like to check
I'm not gonna lie, Paul and a foul on that.
You got no way up in beta, Crottenay has you machine on beta, Mo2.
Oh my god, look how much horror Wemby has.
You fucking take those.
He's closing his eyes to free throw line.
He won't. He won't.
He got a foul.
Well, the Johnson C3's in this quarter.
They're struggling to shoot the basketball.
There's the first one.
I like that 70.
I'm sorry doing that nice way to finish your breakfast son
Seven point game. This is good. Spurs better take it home
No rage. I'm taking your fucking get the stuff buddy
Thank you.
Yo, Caruso, who the fuck do you think you are?
Why did he call a foul?
Genuinely?
Caruso, who the fuck do you think you are?
Caruso thought he was Vince Carter.
What was that?
Caruso, attack of the basket, attack of the rim.
That's a foul on Wiggy.
I
Said no, hey, you're not making that shit
What
The top of your plate is good for the high level stars.
With the FCA, you can still get your multiple threats
from here on the court.
That's a tough game.
He's hurting the best race.
He's not coming out, though.
Who's hurt?
Who's hurt his wrist?
He got a lacy injury.
Oh, the Fox.
Oh, the one team.
Oh, my god!
It's the Aaron Fox legacy.
Oh, my god!
I got out of the fucking cave
Checking a check check and I didn't catch a ball. Okay. Catch it. She might be the most unathletic NBA player of all time
I think it's time to maybe start trying to score the ball
Oh my god.
He's 7-7.
Shooting step-backs like he's curry.
My god, he's trying to turn it, bro.
SBA, you're fucking false MVP.
A lot of it's a mess.
A lot of it's a teammate there.
Spending 30 seconds.
Our pace worked, bro.
Get him all back to MVP.
Oh my god.
We're going hungry.
We got him.
Corusso after the win,
has been put into the corner.
Corusso's on it.
Corusso is talking.
Corusso is garbage.
Run away with this game. Run away.
This game. That's game.
That's a dagger. That's a dagger.
I'm not going to come to your door at home.
Yes! Yes!
We need this.
We did as needed this belt.
Oh my god, bro.
That's the dagger!
That might have been a dagger right there.
Now you're right there.
Giving up a good shot for a great shot.
Fucking check.
Tame is patched up.
Most important game in this room.
But why does this first coach kind of look like grip?
Eight minutes left?
Oh wait, there's eight minutes left, huh?
It doesn't matter if there's eight minutes left.
Well, look at the momentum that we have, man.
Maybe we can get a few links going in the chat, guys.
A few links?
Okay, first link I see right here, let's see, what is it?
What the fuck is this sloth man?
This is actually the worst kind of sloth ever, bro.
Holy lit!
Thank you bro. Very viral video right here.
Is that you?
No, it's not me. How do I get all these tabs closed bro?
Click right here. Right click.
Right click.
Close tabs to the right.
I don't just punch metal for fun, I punch concrete for fun, too, or metal as well, or...
Fucking the demon
On the morning of February 17 1979 the people's Republic of China began show
Your raise there thing for the five gifted a for five. All right, maybe let's get back to the game
Not on yet. Okay, back to the Vietnamese war. My dad used to watch these videos on the couch.
Okay, maybe we got another link coming right here.
Wait, I thought it was one-on-one. How the fuck did they get the one-on-one car?
Holy shit, this car is tough, Jay.
Y'all, this car is tough.
Pay us
It's a mod appreciation day, don't forget to thank your mods
Not paying y'all it's a mod appreciation day, bro
Oh fucking lacy bear
That's OKC have what it takes to come back.
That's and one.
you
You
What are you talking about?
You, you as bitch.
Let me see that bitch. Everybody call this a fat.
Alright, here we go. Nice.
No, no, no.
Fuck you.
You're not fat.
No, no, no. You can't fuck me out.
No, I'm not.
That's not what I'm saying.
Fuck me out.
Yes.
I'm on
These leaves like imagine fucking me
We have minions been a popcorn
It's a female me you were talking about
Right tell me they're all of me
She had fucking old grandma here bro.
It's a fucking mingin game.
Ron's at the end?
Huh, you can't watch whole.
Can't send her to Ron at the fucking end, man.
Shit.
Coco, thanks for the prime. Thank you for running the trade on me.
Chad, appreciate yourself for running the trade on me, man.
Oh
Poor little baby crew so hurt his wrist guess what I heard my wrist a few weeks ago, dude
He's just playing basketball though.
He's got hurt in a fucking restaurant.
Why didn't Keith just type in your chat, I'm so worried recently.
Good.
Wait, they actually took Wemby out of the game with six minutes left.
Oh my god.
What a fucking block!
Holy shit!
Castle.
You gotta shoot that!
Alright, that's what I'm sure of you.
Nice castle!
Fucking bucket, man.
Alright, that block was fucking...
That's a big knock-up, I'm not gonna lie.
Shoot that.
Otherwise, it's a 4-point game.
Fuck, oh Christy.
Oh, oh, crazy.
No hands, butterfingers!
Yes!
With OKC and not being able to catch the ball.
He's back in, baby.
2X ego, quick, 2X method.
Nice.
Well, he's back in.
Lacey, would you rather have $1 million
or be $1 million in debt?
That dumbass question.
Yeah, what, like, bro?
Oh my god, oh my god, six for nine from three
Be careful when being
So okay first bucket in a while
This is not looking different a thunder
He's holding with me
Let me be careful Wendy
Get back on D. Get back on D. McCain.
He missed. He missed wide open.
Let's go. Let's fucking go.
Woo! On my soul, I never hate watching this hard.
Oh my god. He's on fire.
Let's go!
Not there! Not there!
It's fucking over man. That's the dagger. That's the daggers nine-point game four minutes left. I'm not gonna
That's a hell of a time. Oh, it's not. Yes, it is
11-point game
Games over
It's over it's over so happens with a restaurant call every little flop
I'm not gonna just block, but so close.
Now block was a key swing.
Corvus, with the evil over it.
Fuck you, beast of a-
Guy looks like he should be sweeping floors at a middle school.
See that smoke?
Instead he's making game-sealing blocks in game 7 at Eastern Conference finals.
Lemmy's biting his fist.
Awesome, I have a T-shirt, Brad.
The attack time right there
He's just too big
This is actually
It's a good ass day today
I
Yeah, SCA wants it.
What the fuck?
Like that's just annoying.
This is one of his best games, bro.
No.
How many points do you have?
Not as much flopping.
And he's got, what, almost 40 now?
He's got 35 points.
Yeah, I mean he has 11 free throws. He still has 35 points bro. He's 12 for 20 with 8 assists. Yeah, I mean he's having a good game.
Hey.
I can't, I know. I told you none of us can get mad. What the fuck is this?
I've seen this.
I think it looked like we're scripting it.
Hey, J.C. cry?
Hey, I'm your fucking power girl!
W clips?
We're f**king fat boys, nice.
No way the grapes are making fun of the strawberries.
No, no f**k, I'm not gonna.
Oh, no!
Oh, man.
You're trying to fool me.
Oh, my god.
What is it?
Oh, my god.
Mama, these are shrooms.
It's really shrooms.
What?
What's that?
Whoa!
James back on.
Fuck this slot, bruh.
Are you sure you don't want to watch that?
No, I'm positive, bruh.
Focus first.
In Wemby we trust! Yes!
My like, champagne is the only thing on the page.
No, champagne's have a great game.
Here we go.
Step back.
No shot. Oh my god!
Holy shit.
Oh my fucking god
There's playing too good
I
Kind of wanted the game to be closer than this though
I
Defends they got back on defense quick
They're playing too good a defense.
Ron died.
Who's Ron died?
I'm dead in the end.
Oh man.
I told you they were gonna go to the third game.
I told you man.
I told you.
You got to be kidding me.
The XJ is exhausted right now.
He needs some help.
Your help is coming from Kasein Law as far as David Williams.
That's gotta be coming from the other all-star on the team.
They're some help
They look hyper bro, this is your game make it about you
This boy here, why is cool so not giving them all ass yeah
This boy here, oh my god
Oh God, bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
My place is really fucking bad, bitch.
You fucking monster.
You fucking bitch.
He's scoring here.
He's going to be now more than ever.
I mean, he's now more than ever.
Can I see him?
No way!
No way to score!
No way I'll get you scores here!
No!
Bro, SDA, you are not like that!
Oh my god, Errol.
Okay, two attempts of both.
Oh god, Tess Tess!
Tess is the boss!
For the hard side, that kid!
He's fucking garbage!
Tess is so-
What is that?
That is so fast.
What is he doing?
This game is over.
This game is over. We're up.
Yeah, we know. Yeah, it keeps out there genuinely.
Chet's playing for a spurs tonight.
No, Chet just got something out.
He got four points.
I
Watch the rest of his game
Wendy gonna put a dagger in them
Champagne champagne
should have been here. Shouldn't
even have been a thunder. Should
have been Lakers for Spurs.
weak ass team.
it's a good one.
here on the
side.
Everybody point and laugh it
runs.
It was 1500 each.
What's up with that?
I don't think I came up. I'm not gonna lie.
Holy shit!
You don't even think I came up.
How much did I make?
Half of that.
Oh, wait, hold on. What do you mean by that?
670?
Divide by two?
Little fuckin' $3,360 burger?
On top of the gift yourselves?
All I needed was Wemby to score 27?
the clock. He's taking off such a two-eighths.
It's not a call of rage, bro.
Oh, my God. What a fucking bomb.
Oh, no, what, 11k?
If Wemmy would've just scored 27!
This team, that we can get the basketball.
He's the one that can get down the line.
I told you to do straight a money line, bro.
I told you.
Don't jinx.
No, jinxing don't exist.
It's not a jinx, Chad.
This game is over.
It's been over.
He's not picking up anyways
Oh god
Oh no
Did I jinx?
Oh no dude
What is he doing?
It's over
It's over bro
SGA
SGA don't even want to shoot the 3 bro
Now the fourth and the fountain give, so it's gonna be side by side.
That's a great fountain.
Amazing fountain.
That is a great fountain.
Spurs one.
Spurs one, but Wemby fucking let me down, bro.
I should have bet against Rage one, bro.
Wemby let me down, bro.
Great fountain. That's the best presence right there, Rage.
We thought about it.
And Grading the Hunnels reminded them it was a fountain again that sucks.
that's what you're talking about.
It's over for you buddy.
Wow.
It's over bro.
This hate watch has been.
We needed this shit.
This hate watch has been.
We needed this bro.
We'll be right back.
I don't know.
Why is SGA not taking that shot?
What the fuck?
We're giving the ball to Caruso?
What the fuck?
Stop that fucking chant, bruh.
Fuck the thunder!
It's over, bro. Leave the stands.
days someone's got to shoot a friend here guys where they give them a game
What the fuck?
Oh, hell no.
What the fuck is over, bro?
That's game!
Sparks are going to the final!
Hey!
Yeah, Thunder!
Yeah, bitch!
Should've been the Lakers!
Oh my God!
God damn team!
Oh, two free throws!
Two free throws!
Let me look at the emotional limit, bro. Oh my god. Look at my god
Oh my god, bro. Let me deserve it. That's a long go. Remember you needed this baby. Look at let me go
We needed this bro
Let's go fucking. Hey, we go into the fight. Oh
Yes, sir
Oh, look at one of these car
The emotion man
He needed this shit when he's not a get a ring when he said that's not a get a ring
We did it, bro. We did it. We're really going to the finals.
All the haters, everything everybody was saying all season.
Thank you.
Absolutely lucky in the emotion here by Wimby.
We did this. No, no, go punch Chad.
Where's Chad? Go punch him, man.
Chad, four points.
Wow
Yeah, we're not gonna get bad. It's just a pre-postgame interview
Give my fucking get the cells bro, but don't wait. Can you put on race?
Yo rage bro go ahead and send me that 500 baby
Yo rage bro go ahead and send me that 500 big bra
Lacey chopped ass. Hey, bro. Hey, send us that 500 rage. Go ahead and send it over bro
Have we bought we bought 500 each. Oh, you're gonna scam me
Yo, since the fucking bomb,
Santa's actually above.
Oh!
Genuinely.
Yo, since the beginning of the season, I dead knew we were going all the way, bro.
I dead knew we were going all the way.
I mean, we!
Why'd you say we? You're not a sports fan.
Yes, I am. What?
I'm from fucking New Jersey.
Come on, we.
You're from Uri, Pennsylvania.
Yeah, you're from fucking Pennsylvania.
You're fucking 76, man, gang.
No, I'm not. I'm not. I've been a wimpy fan all season.
Come on, remember my channel?
Lil' come on!
And I hit 20k today!
Boy, you know what's-
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Boy, you want to know what's breaking my heart rate?
How much is it exactly?
$3,360 dollars.
Oh my god, bro!
I put a stream, stream reimbursement so I can write it off.
Let me go, you can't.
Let's fucking go!
Fuck yeah!
Don't you know it's genuinely breaking my heart right now?
I don't know what.
Oh my god, like this actually hurts.
Let's go, bro.
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah, baby!
Fuck yeah!
I haven't been a wind like this in so long, bro.
Holy shit, I've been only losing, bro.
I've been losing.
I needed this, bro.
I needed this.
Twenty-ten to eleven hours three, bro.
We fucked it one last week, man.
I needed this.
I did it! I did it! I've won something! Fuck your pardon, I told you it wasn't me!
You didn't want to listen to me!
We fucking did it!
We did it!
No, my sin is all green. All green.
I just want $3,000. No, I just want like $5,000.
Let's go!
Yes!
What's the bet on? What's the bet on, Kelsey?
No, I just, I just, I just, I just straight bet, and I bet on rage.
Rage, bet on OKC for some reason.
Is he a fucking bot?
Oh my God, is he a fucking bot, Rage?
This is why you're fucking over-core.
I was like, oh, you're a fucking loser.
Oh my god, if you don't-
The fucking cow!
What?
What is that?
Did they just pay me already?
What the fuck?
No.
What the fuck?
No.
What the fuck?
No.
What?
No.
No way they paid me already.
What the fuck?
How did he do that?
What?
Yo, he read it!
We read it!
Yes!
Brace!
Send me my bread!
Brace, I need my bread!
We're smoking our fucking OKC!
Come on, bro!
Brace, we're smoking my head!
We're smoking my head!
You're my fucking 20!
We won! We won!
We won! Played!
Yo! Yo, JK!
What are we doing with this?
I'm not drinking.
Is this champagne?
Yes.
Oh my god, we did it.
Because we won.
We fucking won, bro.
We fucking won.
How do I do this, bro?
We fucking won.
What are we doing this shit?
But don't worry, but I be bumping bottles.
Oh my god.
We did it.
Oh my god.
I feel like a sponsor this past weekend, from Vegas to this.
Oh my god, I'm fucking up.
What?
On Viggs?
Nigga, 500 cats and 7500 nigga.
I had the craziest one I've ever had in my life
Oh
Hi, I told you I guess to come to me did I not know you would have a lot of hand
The thing is I was I was getting one of the people too, and I'm telling my your brother
Versus my life
Loser
but because I know but I wouldn't be doing this right now I wouldn't be
high right now be sitting over there gambling like that's out so maybe in
my career fast I mean there's people that genuinely gamble for a living like
I was a little like that oh no that's peak once again no I'm saying like me
Percy like I'm not gonna say I'm a Fox finals MVP. What?
Who's the conference final who's the conference final who's actually did no, it wasn't it was one of the
I ain't a lot dilla Harper was trying to go for bodies today
Bodies today. I'm not gonna lie when B
Wendy was taking three
He was playing like you want to say to you had a bang to me and said what a dead-ass even
So fucking scrub. He's a scrub. He's a scrub because he's a scrub. He's as he's a scrub because he's got confident
Yeah, we're doing I look at those things as the worst thing is never let me literally scare his entire school
Let's pot this in bra on top of your car, bro. What?
Okay, I'm talking about
I'm gonna spray right here in front of my phone.
You know, it's just tears.
Tears, ladies and gentlemen, it's just tears.
Fuck O.K.C.
Fuck O.K.C. at the cell.
Waterboro, Waterboro, the town's got mad hoes
and mad money for you when you come back to the town's
asher panty for that dunk that you did at the end.
That was a fuck you dunk to the O.K.C.
Fuck O.K.C.
I love that dunk that you just did.
And I just want to say, son, I'm a boy castle
because Waterboro, you fuck with me
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh!
Ahhhhh!
Damn!
What all out?
Oh, shit.
Nice.
I'm late.
You want to see this, right?
Yeah, we did it
Jersy, I know I got a okay. He's with a mother smooth. I'm not a lot. You want the jersey?
That's why I offered to you cuz I would have never done. Oh, so you're gonna make me get in trouble
I've been on all types of threads. I want someone to join me, bro
It's not that hard for me to get hated, bro.
Yeah.
I'm getting hated for putting my fist to your face by the door.
But I just...
I didn't see that.
Like, bro, something thinks he's so fucking tough.
Why don't you pitch on somebody's own size?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh...
Let's see where it's at.
Oh, my God, to the sunset.
I made a straight back, okay, Spurs to win and I made another straight back that the finals
is going to be Spurs versus Nicks.
All right, let me get that jersey real quick.
Beautiful.
This looks like he's burning.
Because we did a ritual in here.
What?
Why are you there?
Bro, this feels like he's burning.
Because we did a ritual in here.
What?
Look at the candle.
Brother, okay, so he was losing one way or another.
Wait, why did he follow up on me to this dude now?
No, he was caught, bro.
Bro, what do we do now?
We'll just cut it up, right?
What do we do? I mean, I don't want to do that.
I'm gonna get a buck, though.
He was over today.
I would say with honest who like that every single time house good hoops because that's all he started losing the niggas on top of files
It's so crazy to me decent when they were down seven and he did ask was like drawing files like it was second nature
What are y'all doing
Oh bird died
Huh
I
Can't see from here I got 2020
I ain't gonna beat the shit out of Sabrina
What he's crazy
Now I just said she won't beat the shit out of you
No, what now, huh?
What's up?
Wait, watch out.
That's going up.
That's going up right there.
Yeah, that's going up.
What's up?
Who's that?
Who's over there?
Oh!
Boba, shovel it!
Why are you shoveling?
Are you digging the grave for the bird?
That's good.
I ain't gonna lie.
W bird.
The outside has, yo, the final, yo, the finals just ended.
Yeah, sitting here, shoveling to put a bird in the ground.
I'm not gonna like W respect, bro, for the bird.
Just toss it over the fucking ledge, man.
Do yourself a favor, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, don't do that.
W bird, bro.
I mean, all right, Peter the bird.
He's trying to help himself, say, please.
No, bro.
Toss this shit over the floor,
it's just so sticking up the yard.
Toss this shit.
Rage!
With the fucking 500 gift is.
Dumb fuck, why would you bet on the gift?
Why would you bet against?
Why would you bet against Wendy?
Where to go raise out all the punchy is shit. Why the fuck would you go against the spurs?
Then we I say listen know what the fuck going on
He was born in the facts facts. We are we are 20
No, no, okay. Okay. He's mad pussy. You know why because when it is when the cells don't know where to roll on the cell
Duncan at the end, you know Yannick's did you guys said?
Yo other teams when I got all that we're niggas. That is pussy
pussy mad pussy mad pussy
Fuckin' go!
I should've been a fuckin' Lakers, I should've been!
He lost his fluid, he lost his part-lighting, he's not that...
Wait, what?
You better be over on points.
Well, you know, see, my son is actually painful.
What?
Frozen yogurt, bruh.
Shut the fuck up.
I can't understand what you're talking about.
I mean, bruh, I already did my segment, I got spoiler that merely...
What's the expensive frozen yogurt, bruh?
Brother, I'm at 11 hours.
Oh, no!
Who gets your job?
I've been getting debuffs since the five-hour mark every hour. I'll split it
Well, I was doing a Chipotle segment earlier, bro 11 hours plus a completed W slip
That's what I'm saying, bro. I'm emotional like right now
It's champagne, not champagne
Hey, wait, I got something for you, too
Hey, I don't want to go more bro. What do I put these?
I don't want to go over to a fan or some shit.
Hey, I want this jersey!
You want this jersey?
They want the fucking S-Jerk.
No, then you're gonna be littering, bro.
Oh, you just tried.
He's scared of shit. He's scared of fuck.
It's a joke.
Let me get out of the SGA club, gang.
Well, if you ever meet him,
Lord Swim gonna say the same thing.
I'm like, you're nice, but you don't play God on his ball, bro.
And I can't respect that.
No, you gonna be like, oh, so you hoop?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
You're coughing up all that handsome Irish, gang.
I'm not the 11th album.
30 minutes.
That's not a bad cell.
Who said he's up on the court?
Oh, hi.
I'm on the court.
He's on top of me.
I got a job.
I'm on the court.
I don't know, I really couldn't go who to tell you.
Oh, really, couldn't go who?
Yeah, because Bro said that he spanked you with one arm.
Ooh, bro.
I don't know, one little 21 session, not a bad shout, dude.
You might as well hit 12.
I'm not a lot.
Bro, you're a marker for a lot.
If you're at 11, hit 12.
You might as well hit 12.
No, it's a young guy.
What's your name?
Oh, shit.
Dude.
Let's be honest, I have every...
What else are you going to do?
Are you going to actually go play guitar?
Probably.
But I would brand it, bro.
I gotta recover man. I gotta fight the next week. What recover my sickness
Oh
What is my place with there, bro, let me get you a commentator to yeah
You told me I you told me I could be a commentator as well and then and I actually planned on it
Oh, no, no, I was looking at my goodness
For some reason I clicked I clicked withdrawal and it just did I just came into my pocket
I just have everything right here like this is all
You actually put a slip in though?
You think I'm larbing? You think I'm slipping?
Yeah, some people be lying about their bets
Why the fuck would I do that? What the fuck nigga look?
And they gave me a max, like I couldn't even put in more
I had another slip behind a lot, I deadass lost that shit
I had a ten leg
Ten leg?
It was $100 to $75,000
There's no way I could have paid that
It's my first time
That's a donation, but you never know, it could hit
It could hit, and if it hits, they could be like
Like nah, bro, that's crazy. Can I get an hour?
No, man, chill, bro.
Damn, bro.
Oh, my God. That's actually beautiful.
I don't even know how to pull out of this shit.
Yeah, that's bearing a bird over there, bro.
I don't have a lot of calcium, you know?
Uh, you probably have some crypto.
I don't even know.
Prano withdrawal button?
It says only deposit.
Hey, big bone.
Maybe that?
Yeah, I don't know.
What the fuck? I didn't even choose his name.
Don't leak that.
They called me a fucking...
Don't leak that. Don't leak your...
Don't need to be why they call you a tree from
Oh God the adrenaline from when he has gone down
What can't fully with hours might as well just go 12 and go hoop. I gotta retweet
Well, this is me breathing in all the way
I had dead-ass like first
Come play the ball and bust it you rose stamina
Exerting any athletic ability right now
Like what?
Come on brothers at 11 times retweet streak. Come on, bro
That's a lot of retweets
Lot of retweets around
Run a pole
I feel good
Yo, no cap
Oh, you don't copy my copy
It is
Thank you, I get the I get ahead of the company for you. Well, hey, you want free?
I like that. That's hard.
Is there a fucking problem?
There's no problem though.
Okay. Yeah.
I thought you got to-
Watch your fucking mouth, man.
Watch your fucking mouth.
You don't have energy.
I know you don't.
So you don't want to put on gloves.
I don't.
I know you don't.
So I'm gonna bully you.
Come on, bro. That's what a holler, bro. We won today. That's what a holler is.
SHOOT!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Two feet! Ah! Ah! I felt like fucking Mark. Holy shit.
He made you sit off that light one.
You guys are so cute, bro.
Oh, he feels like the alpha guy who's here.
Right back to him.
We love you too, bro.
You're just sick.
Fuck you.
Drew, give him a hug.
No, he's sick.
He is sick?
Yeah.
Listen, what's he say?
Where is he going?
He's sick.
Oh, I thought you said young one's sick.
No, he's sick.
Come on, bro.
What are we waiting for?
Come on, bro. What are you waiting for?
I don't want to do some over what?
I have an idea, actually.
I say you just end on paycheck.
Just get on rival.
You're not gonna play right now.
Come on, God. I want to play so bad.
You're not even gonna hoop.
It doesn't look like it, bro.
I thought you'd just stop this story.
He's bloody in the disco. He's trying to get it off.
You got him.
I don't care. I just want to play, bro.
I didn't play nothing to say yet.
What'd you do today, bro?
Oh, it's a good day, huh?
It's a good long day, bro.
Oh, it looks like it's the other day.
Like that?
Yeah.
It's fun.
It's a good day.
And I watched the game today.
Watched the basketball game?
Shed home game and game seven loss versus first.
Four points, one out of two field goals,
four rebounds, two turnovers.
I
Tempted zero shots in the second half, but guess who was attempted shots
I was fucking Caruso and we got to see his fucking percentage to somebody said that too cuz holy fucking shit that niggas a fucking bum
Oh, you ever pretend?
It's fucking terrorists and war two. I'm watching to go coast to coast on four niggas. Is this thing a play for us?
Well, he took the last shot too. What the fuck is happening, bro? Oh
Oh my god, bro, let's say nicks are gonna win. Okay, you're gonna support the nicks
I I mean, I don't me personally like I'm not close with anybody on the next
But they offer my hometown. So it's like I
Support the nicks by the same time I just want whoever win is a win-win for me
Well, we got to go to a game
Maybe can you tell calcium calcium to send us?
I don't fucking got the plug.
Bro, griff bro, please bro.
I'm leaving up griffin right now.
Bro, griff bro, yo, I just made so much of a calcium, and everybody started using calcium
because of me now.
And you can use my referral code, and I'm not even a fucking sponsor.
Holy shit.
From the discord.
Bro, we gotta get Corsop.
Bro, you know he's gonna be there.
Kylie Jenner, Timothy Shullermade.
Fucking jerks.
Bro, we gotta get course up, but you know it's gonna be there Kylie Jenner Timothy Shalame fucking truth
Okay
Oh, Sunni Lee Timothy Shalame fucking Kylie bro, and it's gonna be us
Come on, bro. We gotta be there
We got a pete here, bro
Everybody's gonna be a game one
What bro imagine okay, so imagine would you rather go game one or game seven?
You don't understand how these teams are right now, that ass.
You really can go in 7-Y, cuz who's gonna win?
Well you can, it's versus what is this, may go?
It's versus what's gonna happen.
I don't know.
It's not about to be the-
I think you just got one game.
I think next you got one game.
Yo, you're high.
You know what's so crazy?
I actually put a thousand dollar slip on, on next two to win the whole team.
How much is that from the start?
I think for right now, since OKC was supposed to be on there,
I think it was from 1,000 to maybe 3.2.
Wait, game one's in Texas.
So no, I'm not going to go there.
No one's going to Texas.
All right, even though all four of Texas is both,
it is more late in the year.
Yo, holy lark.
How's that lark, bro?
It's cool.
What's the first game?
First game?
I don't know.
I don't know when the first game is.
I'm looking for the nigga that I hit up, bro.
New York City's more lit yet.
June 3rd, apparently, first game.
About New York City will burn if they wear.
Just bro, the statue literally is going to get fucking exploded.
Gotta start responding to nigga's brew.
Wow, they give you opportunities and you're sitting there with your fucking thumbs in your ass?
Thumbs in my ass playing fucking Whizzer 1-1, bro.
Yo
I just see you suck a dick clip your patron on
Who
I'm gonna delete my calm cuz
I accepted 60k people in my car because I thought it was gonna fucking blow up
Well, I actually like a K bro and a word to bossing all of my exes all the girls that I didn't fucking even said hello to not even not even girls
I was not even my fucking like fucking friend, bro
What you want
You better go play.
We out.
Chaz heavy, bro.
What's that name?
It means it's like, bro, I got congestion in there.
Congestion and all.
It's actually going to help you sweat it all out.
Come on.
I can't breathe now.
Now you good.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god bro.
Come on bro.
I'm dead out of soul down.
Oh my god bro.
Come on bro, we out bro.
Let's hope bro.
Let's hope. Let's hope. Let's hope.
Let's hope.
That yahoo bro.
No way.
Oh, I forgot what I was saying.
All right, clutches, I think I'll ride.
Yeah.
Come on, Brown, please, man.
I'm gonna look up a basket and we
put that on with half and a whole another split roll.
All right, just see it and then come up.
I have a whole another split roll, split out.
I was going to see it by myself, but I've
been down to let you be a part of it.
I'll be a part of it.
All right, just play it.
Better put socks on, too.
One game?
Playing this it's Jason
Who ain't got a lot playing in this all you say in the general yeah, I just thought about it was your fitness for today, bro
Yo, I swear we're dead as on a street. I know we're dead as on a dash three. It's good stuff. This is some good resignation right here
I'm not alive
I might do some jump over
Let's
You sure it's also you that let's go sit around
See that hope
I
Get Lacey for 21 Lacey play Lacey
Lacey!
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot, I know your pussy.
Let's go, come on.
Oh, man.
Oh, man!
I've never been in that bad of rock, paper, scissors, man.
That's bad as my shit.
No.
Wait, what's wrong with this room?
What's it doing?
Yo, we better move, bro.
Move!
We better move.
All of us, move.
We have to get it, bro.
Oh, really?
I want me to come move.
You want me to come move?
One last time you guys talked and you said,
Oh, yeah, you want me to come move?
No.
No!
Go move, bro.
All right, I'll come!
Come on, bro.
I'm coming to save you, you give y'all a lot of ass.
Oh my god.
Bro, why are you closing my game?
Hi, bro.
Uh, people.
Oh.
Hey.
What?
Lazy, bruh.
I don't wanna put that lacy on the seat.
No, no, no.
Don't touch my guitar and keep on my guitar.
I just turned down the PDC, we're gonna move, bruh.
Stop!
No, please, I swear you're not pleased.
Stop, no, no, no.
I swear you're not pleased.
I don't know, that's literally my punishment.
I don't give a fuck!
Please, please, please.
I don't give a fuck!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You can turn my shit off.
I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna...
That's my partner, fucking you motherfucker.
You ruined my day bro.
Please, no, please Lacey, please, please.
Stop, stop!
You can't see him, please!
Oh, no, no, Lacey, I'm not...
I definitely want to be also...
Boom!
Thank you, thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
What are you doing?
Oh, fucking shit.
What the fuck?
Okay, that's annoying.
What are you doing, fucking?
Are you fucking out?
What the fuck you?
The next time you want to stream, you gotta plug everything back in.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Yo, what the fuck, bro?
Dude, John, he just made you have extra shit to do, man.
Oh, that's a lose job, man. That's not mine.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
I don't know if I'm gonna hope you see that.
I'm gonna go play after this.
Dude, it's just how Dru to do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Oh, my God, bro.
It's annoying, bro.
Do you want to play with everything?
How is my chat saying,
why I'm switching to chat?
Like, he's just useless, bro.
And this team just lost to me.
I can't believe it.
He just lost his job.
You might have broke my fucking PC, bro.
Good. Good.
That's not nice, dude.
Generally, hold on.
What the fuck, bro?
Dude, what the fuck did you just do?
Yo, hey, yo, bro.
I'm almost a boy, no, no, no, do you hear me for scissors, man?
I was a boy, I turned my whole PC off!
I was a boy!
You made it bad, bro.
Make it silky, man!
What's that?
It was Crop Paper Scissors.
Whoever loses has to turn up Lacey's PC.
Why does it smell like meat?
You're a little kid, man.
Come on, bro.
I gotta tell you me that I can't, my energy's on the beat of it.
I haven't eaten my pudding yet.
It's all in the bathroom.
Oh, shit, Jack.
I'm dead, man.
Oh, shit.
My tank is on E, Jack.
I don't know if I can recover fast enough to face the Jack.
Don't kick, don't kick, don't kick.
Who got mad barbells? Is this you?
I don't know, I don't even know what the fuck that is.
Can you just straight bar... oh, pink birthday cake?
Oh yeah. Vitamin?
What is that?
Energy beads.
What is barbells?
It's like pretty much oh now yeah, there's some facial serum. There's definitely like
What it was even a dream it was more of like a like a like a vision I had last night
Okay, and what was the visit, ACL?
Yeah, I got ACL surgery, and I...
You were the nicest creator?
No, no, no, I got ACL surgery, and I ended up going to the league on a 10-day,
and they saw how good I was in the clutch,
and then they actually ended up signing me,
and I became one of the best shoulders players in NBA history.
So you became better than Raymond Pelton?
Yes.
So you became better than Nate fucking Robinson?
Yes.
I feel bad bro.
I didn't feel bad.
What?
Well, Klicks had FNCS today and he got like last place.
Is he ever, like, even got second place at least?
Yeah, second once, yeah.
But second hurt probably even more than last because he was last game about to win and then he lost.
He's got like flow keys.
Is it just us three?
Oh
life you said we got a nursery yeah bro oh jason step on that little shit
bro lacey you won't step on it right now there's no way is an insect
considered an animal it's a bug but it has a life bro if you know stop I'm not
gonna cannot step on it I'm not gonna kill them look I'm gonna put them on
this blanket and take them over into the into the wilderness
W.A.S.
Stop, stop, bro.
Stop.
He's going to get smushed by a basketball if I don't come off the court.
Stop, bro, I can't watch this shit.
I can't watch this shit.
Holy fucking...
I can't watch this shit.
How do I...
What can I use to get him off the court, though?
Bro, you have to like, leave him there.
Like...
Leave him there.
a ball after a miss shot and he's dead.
Oh look, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't know, you block his path.
Oh my god, that's terrifying.
What is that?
Dude, somebody help.
Somebody help, what do we do?
There's a very forward box.
It's like a piece of shit.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
Right there, buddy.
I'm walking.
I
They where the bug go
You're gonna take a life
I
There's one right there on the edge. You see it?
I see it.
You guys okay?
Let's take this shit off.
Definitely a shit, boss.
It's a city.
A boss shit.
They're all, though?
I'm not kidding. They're all underneath the shit.
You don't even have a ball to hoop in it?
We're not going underneath there.
We're going underneath the hole.
Start to put the blaster on.
We're going underneath this first fucking thing.
Here.
I had a lot of sleep.
I got keep from the shot
No, it's not.
you
I've never played it this way, I'm playing this break straight up.
I'm breaking I don't even get blown okay
Hey, just everything's all about breaking
Holy shit, who do you feel right after the game today? Oh, I feel like
I was looking for those moves, yeah.
I gotta get my cardio in, bro. I gotta be hustling this game.
Hey!
What? Like what?
I knew he has some penalties up his head.
Oh my god.
That is funny.
The front backs are clean.
Come on, Dad.
Oh!
Did we get points?
No.
Nobody.
Nobody
Oh
Hey, not this again, bro.
Holy head pain.
Hey, hold on.
That's a big hit.
Yeah, it's a big hit.
You should have gotten home in two tries, you thought about it.
Ah!
It's locked.
Oh!
Oh
I got energy in there, I got energy, I got energy.
I'm on heat.
Come on, bro.
Bob, come up here.
You should just start a little more of a follow-up.
He's breathing.
Bob, don't be scared.
Go off.
Go off, come on.
While they're on your plate, he should pull for the rebound.
He's in the paint.
Bro, where they going?
Exactly.
3
Alright, alright.
4
Hell nah. Oh my god.
Did fuck Castle?
Hold on, Castle.
That was nice.
Oh, you're trying to stop rain.
Fuck.
Wait.
See, but I'm not out here.
Nobody do that.
I'll go for it.
No.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh, no, no!
Oh, man!
Hey, baby!
Get out of here, bro!
Fuck!
Woo!
Do you want to look at the basket, or...?
Whoa!
I'm doing a glitchy spin move.
Go, J.R.U.
It's a glitchy spin move.
That's four.
Yeah.
Six, six four.
I
That's six, right here, six, right?
Yeah, it's six, six, six.
No, no, no, let's go.
No double. No double.
Ah!
Take your fucking freedom.
I love you.
She's gonna go back to you, bro.
I'm breaking everything, bud.
Come on, bud.
Get the hell out of here, bro.
Oh
It tickles out. Fuckin' it tickle attack!
What?
Ah!
Oh, it's your turn.
Is that not?
It's your turn.
Oh, it's your turn.
I feel like Jimmy Butler.
Come on, come on, come on.
What do you have silk?
About three finally
Thirteen
Thirteen?
Let's check what we have done here.
Now what?
What do you mean?
There you go, you got it, you got it.
That's what you mean?
Yeah.
Hey, three point, eleven?
Two point is a good one.
No, I'm always saying I could have picked.
That's it.
Okay, now then.
you
I
That's not too long though, too long.
Cut.
You suck.
That got no hurt, bro.
He had to earn one basket.
Every time.
That's so triple cheese, dude.
Oh, no.
No candy.
That's 12!
Yeah, I'm out, bro!
Every breath feels fucking like I'm on my lunch or on fire.
What do I have, bro?
I don't know, I brought a kite or something.
No.
How do you want to do, doctor?
Oh, fuck.
I don't know what I have, bro.
I'm scared, bro. If I had this, it would actually do you for me.
Yeah, X-ray?
No.
Memory PC is off too.
Okay.
I love it.
Mm-mm.
I don't need X-ray.
I'm fine.
I don't need an x-ray of a cough. I don't know.
What are your minds on all of that?
Oh my god.
I look into it.
How do I fix this?
I look into it.
I'm not stuck working.
Fuck.
No.
I can't even get in the mirror.
Look, you got sugar ants all over your desk.
The desk?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I can't see it.
Help.
Can you see it?
Where?
I don't have sugar.
Look.
Where's that right hand?
Where's that hand?
Why, bro?
Right on the back of your desk, too.
From what?
That's from what?
dirty candy I don't even have everything's like closed oh shit what this is
Yugi's fucking Red Bull in there.
Oh my god, this is insane.
What the fuck?
You...
Oh, my God.
Take it outside.
Have you seen the other one?
No.
I've seen it.
I have to go.
I need a respirator.
I don't know how to do it.
I'll keep you out of them in the car.
Thank you.
you