you
You been eating good. Okay, I'm not Dana yellow. It's me Jason, bro. Yes. Yes
We are at the event right here. I'm dressed up ready to host the press conference today
All right one more day
one more day
Wait a minute ain't you a fighter you doing the press okay? Yeah, so there's a bit of a conflict there
Obviously, I'm hosting the fight, but I'm also one of the fighters and I'm also the referee, so
Gonna have to figure that out probably gonna figure out when we enter the stage all the way over there
I don't know if y'all can see it in the distance. What does that say chat anybody can see that or not?
We upgraded the venue a little bit, you know a event by event. It just gets better and better, okay?
Yes, yes, yes shout out to Thunder Studios and shout out to Vitacocco man, hey
It looks clean bro, thanks you look clean too. Hey, thank you dude. Thank you. Thank you. That'd be tough. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you
So as NMS boxing never ending I don't know bro, I don't know but I
Need my security, bro. Okay. I'm gonna be honest with you moose is not here today
So we do not have a security GG still sick. I'll be real bro
Still got a lingering cough. I think it's one of tiny ash medium
Roger
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Why do I look like a like a like a compressed?
Is it the camera ain't like brown look
Why don't I look compressed?
why do I look compressed bro like I swear to God I don't look this small maybe
warm my sleeves up you look like a Mexican server at a restaurant fat
warf regressed you're just ugly okay now now I look better right now okay there
you go there you go there we go there we go w high school there okay I'm
I'm gonna be honest, this shit is mad small, bro.
I think I got too off you for this shirt.
I got this shit in London, who remembers?
Clav RP, okay.
Chinese server, okay.
But yeah, man, today's gonna be an exciting day.
Okay, it's gonna be a rather shorter stream,
but it's gonna be a jam-packed action.
Yo, John, bro, I swear to God
that the camera angle or something
is making me look tiny, bro.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, it can't be me, it can't be me.
We were talking about earlier, but what do you want me to do about it?
Do you want me to make you look a little bit more alive?
I think it's like, oh, I know it's because the shit's going from a higher POV, so it
makes me look like...
Also, you want me to show it to make you a little bit more lovely?
Yeah, yeah, level me up, level me up.
Is this Asian Jeff's first body?
Yo, this Lexic Pepper 5 gifted.
Appreciate the sub, fuck.
Fix your hair.
Got an haircut from my fight?
Yes, I got an haircut, bro.
You could be you could say like oh he didn't have to take one step back, but I got a haircut, okay?
Got cut my shit a little footwear you did yes. Yes. I got a haircut bro. As you can see the sides are a bit tighter
You know a little more clean my hair is a bit shorter, but yeah, I did get it. I did get it. Oh, thank you John. Thank you
All right, no, I'm just go back up go back. Yeah
That's fine.
Okay, well, when do you take that shirt off?
I don't even need this shit.
I don't even need it.
Low-key look like a Habachi chef.
Never seen a Habachi chef wear outfit like this,
but okay, that's how I know you're just typing shit.
But yeah, right now we're waiting on Scrappy
with the big, how much was that?
29 gifted?
Wow!
Appreciate the 29.
Wear a tank top?
Okay, yo John, pass me my tank top over there.
I don't know.
But low-key, I gotta wear this for the press though, no?
You think I should wear it?
It's not hot in here, I'm off a lot.
Yeah, but I should have brought my blazer, man.
Swap out that shirt, you look weird.
Can you cut your fucking hair?
I did get an haircut, man.
A button.
I don't want to stir for you on this kind of internet.
It's kind of weird.
Speaking of weird, bro, what the fuck, speaking of weird, um, what the fuck's going on with
the internet, bro?
As in like, people, people fucking cousins now, like, what's going on, bro, genuinely?
What the fuck's going on, bro?
You got cousins, cousin fuckers?
What the fuck?
I think it's better in here, bro.
Yeah, yeah, no, I feel way better now.
Okay, now I feel way, now I feel way,
I feel way better now.
Ha ha, I feel way better now.
Listen, still feeling a bit sore,
I feel like I should probably rest tomorrow.
Didn't realize that you should be resting up
to fight night but fuck it bro um fuck it you look off each other chill chill chill
all right we're waiting for the fighters to pull up in approximately like 30 minutes
now i'm gonna lie i had cut seat earlier uh asian jeff pulled up on me i was like why the
fuck are you here so early try to dab me up i said no i'm good bro i'm good bro i'll see you
tomorrow so he's over there uh waiting for the press conference i don't know how the
shit's gonna work um because i have questions written out for each fight but i'm also a fighter
But we do got people in the crowd today to ask questions so maybe people could ask questions for us as in
OCS pulling up
To ask questions after the press conference is gonna be a fucking movie. We are I think I'm gonna have YBG
be my security because
Moose is unavailable Yugi
Yeah, yeah, I mean bro. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good. Let me call my security real quick
I
Eric reprid RP
I'm gonna host chat I'm gonna host
Yo, how far are you?
What you mean like we have we there like we have we there like
like Berger give me like a like a rough cool rough estimate I don't even know
what Asian people time is 45 bro so so why did y'all leave so late summer game
festivals on and we can't go on our phones and watch it in the car
The next game is gonna be on real soon. I'm gonna be watching that in the car
So you're real lucky for that one. Okay, listen, I need my security, bro
You know, can you secure shit down cuz I don't God bro if Jeff fuck around in like like try slap me
I need you this I need you to hold shit down
Okay, good just just making sure bro because I don't got it Jeff step up and try to do some shit to me bro
Like shit might go down
I don't know what that means either, but if I tell you to say, it's how they call you out.
Okay.
Alright, bro.
Alright, bro, we're on the corner, dude.
Alright.
All around the corner.
Hey, bro.
It's all good, man.
I said I was going to start.
I mean, it's a 5 p.m. start.
So, to be honest, they're here pretty much on time.
This is who you're losing to, by the way.
Yo Chad, do you think there's a lot of people that are gonna be hate watching that night to see if Asia Jeff fucks me up?
Thank you for the big five gifted
Bro that ass what is this bro? Nah, seriously, what am I watching?
and here you go JDab bro JDab again somehow always in the corner every single clip every
single clip what the fuck what the fuck why do you look you got a six pack oh
what's up dude why are you scared because Russell the 150 fans have you
that name why are you half naked don't flex your abs you know the camera angle
John I need help I don't know how to fix it damn place. I don't have a room for the first day
So I was in I was in the streets of Long Beach
Yeah, luckily a nice homeless man. He offered me a blanket so me and him kind of cuddle together throughout the cold
I don't know.
So it's kind of nice.
Okay.
I don't have, but I don't have it.
I don't have it.
It's been three times you haven't paid me a single time.
What?
Bro, we gotta hand it.
Bro, knockout bonuses.
You heard?
I don't have a knockout bonus.
How much?
It's like a wreck.
You think I could knock out Rustle?
Yes.
You know Rustle was on a phone.
Can you fix the camera?
You want to hang it up a little bit?
Yeah, just hang it up a little bit.
Just don't show the table.
So yeah, what's it called? Knockout bonus 1k. Yes, you can knock out Russell. You know Russell was saying he was Russell was like
Oh, yeah, can you make the rounds?
Listen, I'm excited. Are you all excited?
Yeah, is this the is this the winners POV right here or?
All three of us okay
Yo, y'all got this all right listen, oh wait, we're all fighters to be honest
I'm feeling good. I'm gonna be honest
Yeah, that was that was suck to be honest that was suck but um
Oh for four
No, I have my career on the line
against a four night player? Yeah, um, you're 0-4 for it, in general. Wait, you fought four
times? No, you fought third time. Have you won? No, so this is going to be my first time winning
because I'm up against Toast and this is the easiest fight I've ever had. No, no, no, no, no.
You can't, you can't win against Toast. Wait, why? I love Toast. Yeah, I'm rooting for Toast, my bad.
Okay, okay. Me and Toast talked about movies for like 15 minutes and I was like, Toast is the
Yeah, me and Toast used to talk about movies, too.
Right, but me and Toast talked better about movies, and we shared an Uber ride.
Yeah, me and Toast shared a whole hotel together.
Um, yeah.
Dude, y'all want to fight?
Honestly?
You know what, fuck it, cancel the Toast fight me and her over fighting over Toast.
Okay, what exactly is this?
And then he can fight.
Harry, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
You can fight, okay?
Yeah, I'll fight, I'll fight you.
Yeah, how tall are you?
I'm 5'8".
How tall are you, what?
I'm like 150 or something.
Yes, like, that's like me fighting Russell.
I'm a hundred pounds heavier than you might give me the weight classes that no I'm five eight. Yes, I'm five eight
Okay, um, so wait, are you jet-lagged?
Kind of I like I was so tired last night, but I was so anxious I couldn't sleep really
Me too
Man, I had used the bathroom two times.
It's not that bad.
I was so ancient.
Oh, he's been here before.
I feel like I'm gonna fall off.
Nah, nah, nah.
It keeps fucking.
Hey, listen.
That's a crazy venue.
Yeah, did you like it?
Yeah, it was huge.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's nice.
It's huge.
It's really big.
We walked like five million hallways to get here.
It's so cool.
Wait, Zoyle said he couldn't make it.
What?
He sued me last night and said he could.
Did he cancel today?
He canceled today.
Dude, he's supposed to be here.
You can't find anyone to look over his cast.
I know. I know.
Oh my god, now I gotta find someone to sing the national anthem.
That ass? That ass?
You know how to sing?
No, you don't know. Seriously.
I need someone.
I actually do need someone.
Jada!
I feel Jada.
Get Jada and then get Noz as the background vocals.
Yana Yana says maybe Yana said maybe she said maybe
Okay, well press conference
Opponents here
Russell is on the way toast is on the way
Um, what happened, bro?
I told you I had to sleep out on the street. I haven't been here the first night. It's fine though.
Damn, okay. Well, listen, um, any questions or anything y'all have for me?
Yeah, I have a direct press conference welcome.
Oh, uh, so you see we're gonna be on the stage over there. Yeah, um, we got nameplates on the table
We'll just sit down. I got questions written up for y'all. Oh, and yeah, y'all go back and forth
Talk shit do whatever you want
The idea
I'm gonna get I'm gonna get woes and put her on the iPad for you
Yeah
But yeah
Who's reppin' your fight?
Myth.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I'll use my go.
Myth is gonna ref the last three fights.
So the last two before me, I'm gonna get subbed in for myth, and then I'm gonna go warm up
do what I gotta do, and then, yeah, I'm gonna dig Agent Jeff's grave, and yeah.
Hopefully we all win, to be honest.
This is all winners, bro.
We're all winners!
You know how bad I get to win?
Do you know how bad I was last time?
I saw it. I was in your corner trying to root for you.
Oh my God. It was really bad.
But I could trade it for a whole month.
Listen, I honestly... I can win.
You're still the underdog, I think.
Right, Chad? Is she the underdog?
No, I've actually seen people in my column saying that you were gonna win.
I wouldn't.
She punched me earlier.
I punched you? What?
We went to Ross. We went to Ross at boxing clubs.
And at her. It actually hurt.
He said that my grooves hurt.
Keep punching me. I actually I feel like I'm scared now
No, no, not like not like ow, but I'm like, oh, okay
What's good, how you doing welcome welcome. Oh my god, everybody's getting here
Listen that way Diana's not here yet. Oh, no, listen. Um, we got a very very very excited fight very soon
Y'all are Diana versus Sabrina. Um, I'm gonna say the questions. I don't want to say too much because I got questions written up for y'all
But yeah, it's exciting. It's exciting. I'm so excited
Oh for five this is not over five
It's fun! That's fun.
Oh my gosh. This is not Loser's POV chat.
We're winning this chat.
Why are they saying it? This is not U4-5, all right.
That's just all getting knocked out.
She's happy as hell.
Paige is nervous, Harry.
You're nervous!
I'm looking about first round. First round.
First round!
First round knockout.
Yo, if I were you...
Your hand out.
You know, you probably have way better.
Oh my god!
I'm good. I'm not even nervous.
Yeah, yeah, I try to sound serious.
Oh, man, you do Red Bull.
Anyways, yeah.
Oh, God.
I'm gonna get a toilet.
Okay, yeah, the rest is right below me.
Right below me.
Holy shit.
Hey, listen, toast.
Hey, good to see you. Good to see you.
Thank you.
Thank you too, bro. Good luck, man.
Shhhh.
it's exciting bro it's exciting
sorry sorry skit yeah hey yo okay who you got okay we gonna see the venue after
yes okay so when it's time for the press conference I'm gonna go down IRL
show off the venue for y'all um it's a bit of an upgrade from last time a lot of
upgrade I don't know but yeah I'm ready I'm fucking ready just weighing on my
security and the rest of the fighters this should be good
look at you
Classic bruh. Weldon!
I wonder what bro, you know I actually still follow Weldon on Instagram bro shout out to Weldon
We were actually boys in high school. He has a fucking kid now, bro.
It's kinda crazy you see all your high school friends like really
grow up and have children and shit.
Shout out to Weldon man.
Shout out to Weldon.
Just
I ain't gonna lie happy birthday to the CEO man
If you haven't said happy birthday, yes say happy birthday to phase of that, bro
There's the really the biggest CEO right here
Yeah, like classic seventh on moment head through the fucking hole Wow, that's cute right there
Face time. Oh man get in the air cut Face time in Tara. Oh my god, bro
Why?
Bro, this is recent get it IVs together
And the birthday wait, what is this? I don't remember this photo, but wow beautiful running a life
shit beautiful
They're friends. They're friends chat. Okay. Oh
Speaking of bro, Tari. Yummy texting me. She's like, oh, let me know when you're gonna do that thing on stream
Bro, it already happened. I don't know why I don't text. I'm just texting me like, oh
like a line he
He's I don't think he's streaming his b-day. So
Thank you, dude.
You just lied.
What's the date?
I mean, no, no, I said it was going to be yesterday and it was and y'all blew it out of fucking
proportion but we're not going to go back into that.
Love
Bro stop sending me fucking tiktok to me and silky and saying that we're in love
Seriously, y'all never had a guy friendship a friendship where you're homie before God stop shipping me while bros
Y'all are overly friendly
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean
code a new era I knew about this before I knew about this this is fire
It's a good trailer, bro.
I saw like the first 30 seconds.
No audio.
What do you mean you can't hear?
It should work.
Oh my god.
So chop.
bro oh my god you see that bro it's all over this girl yo we dead battle like this shit on fire
I'm dead serious
hell actor
I don't even know if this shit on fire
hell actor
yo bro holy fuck bro yo can you guys stop ordering me fucking food to my house
holy acting bro
what the fuck
oh what
Yeah bro, bro this shit remind me of what the fuck?
That's Nassava, bro Sabaton, bro I'm not gonna lie this literally remind me of Sabaton
Reminds me of that scene of me and Sam, bruh.
This dead ass reminds me of me and Sam.
The sub-a-thon trailer, yes.
That's good.
Sauce kill?
Tennis.
Who is in the hooded mask?
RBS.
My god.
you
You
Run bro, why why?
why yeah oh my god bro he dead ass only took the fight for a free LA trip I'm done
I'm not gonna lie, y'all sleeping on landing.
Y'all are sleeping on landing.
Alright, don't sleep.
Don't sleep.
It's gonna be a good fight.
Alex versus landing?
I'm not gonna lie, bruh.
Landon, he's young, he's youthful, he's got good energy.
He's been training for like a day.
Alex, bro, obviously he's got years of experience,
but he's older.
Come on, bro.
Oh!
Oh, speak of the death.
Speak of the death, boy!
It's good man. How are you doing?
I'm ready.
Oh my god.
What's up?
What's up, bro?
What's up?
Man, bro.
Oh my god.
Are you ready?
I'm ready, bro.
Hey, listen, bro. Don't tell them we've been training together, bro.
No, I'm not.
But, dude, how are you feeling?
No, it's cool.
I'm sure too.
I'm sure too, bro.
Like, I went today and I just stretched.
You went today?
Yeah, I went today, but I just stretched.
Distressed yesterday. I didn't go yesterday. I'm sore. I didn't go yesterday
I got a rest. Oh, you know, I should have resting
Yeah, I'm gonna get two W's. Listen. This is winners POV right here, but
Are you excited? How are you feeling, bro?
Still like we're both still sick. I know
I got a little chest congestion. I just let me
That's so rough.
Rough?
No.
I've only been eating rice and playing chicken.
No.
And eat.
And bananas and sulking crackers.
From the food poisoning?
Yeah.
I feel like after this fight I have to go to the doctor and see what's wrong.
You're going to go to the doctor after the fight?
Yeah.
Why would you not go before?
The question is he can't tell me not to fight.
But if I don't go, you can't tell me that if I don't go to him before.
Oh my God.
What did you eat?
Oh no.
You
So you're saying one body shot
That could be an advantage to him if he wants to oh my god. No, it's not over to jet. We're not losing our fights
All right
Well, I'm a lot of things man, I'm a host on the ref
We're gonna make it work though. That's what makes this special, but yeah before your fight. I'm gonna get some definition
Yeah, yeah
This will be wrapping your fight. Um, what do you think you have a game plan at all? I kind of want to save the questions, but
Just
It's only a minute and a half
Yeah, it's gonna go just fight
Punch well, I know I know a minute. Have you ever tired in there? Oh
Me me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay, but you've been out the rain for how long now?
It's been three years. You're right. It has been three years
If we got to see it depends on his like usually I'm like I react to whatever his game planet
So if he's trying to be aggressive, I'm gonna be aggressive if he's trying to like take time and figure it out
Then I'm gonna take my time to figure it out. So it's all up to him. So what she wants to get hit
so basically
If he tries to knock you out, then he's on a paper. Oh, yeah, if he if he tries to cuz like I feel bad because like I
feel like I
Just have a little bit of vantage
So I'm like I probably won't go as for it
But if he is obviously trying to knock me out that I'm gonna have to knock him out
Even if I don't want to what about that bonus though. Oh, you're right that 1100. Yeah
That's your doctor's opponent and then I could just take them to dinner after yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, oh, come on.
You're right, you're right.
But I mean, that's what the people want to see,
you know, for the people.
And, yeah, yeah, and Landon, he's been trying.
What do you think of the venue though?
It was nice, I just got in there,
I was moving around in there.
You know, really?
Yeah, actually.
I ain't gonna test you down.
You got yourself the ropes, you got yourself the floor.
It's a, they said it's 22 by 22, so it's pretty big,
so it's a lot of room to move around.
I'm just gonna get a little bit smaller so they have to play it. They can't run
It'll be more action. I didn't know there was like different stuff. I thought they all came in one side
You can get slightly smaller like 18 16 even then then now they have to play because they can't run away
So I play Jake Paul fall at the Josh like he wanted a big ring
So he had enough room to get away if you had to know that he's still got his ass like handed to you
Okay, well well everyone should be coming in soon
If you need anything, let me know the rest of the low
All right, good to see you, bro, let's do this
How is the press conference late a listen for everything runs late in LA facts W. Alex
Dude, when I first seen him in like one of his training, I was like, no way you're 36.
I was like, how the fuck?
He was so young, bro.
You deadass sad landing up.
I didn't say anyone up there.
I asked, you know, do you want to fight Alex?
And he said, OK, I'm down.
That's dead.
I might look like that when I'm 36, to be honest, bro.
I got the baby face now.
So.
Here, Jason, look at each taller.
I mean, at least you're not putting a foot.
Yeah.
Oh my god, Asian Jeff is at the OSES house
But let me be honest with y'all bro y'all be gassing me like I'm fucking some pro boxer
dude I'm not that good I'm not that good okay am I better than Jeff well most definitely
one million thousand percent but um I'm not gassing shit I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna
just I'm gonna just get in there and I'm gonna try my best to murder him to be honest terrible
fake to be one of Jason's day ones. What are you talking about?
What is this?
God, this is embarrassing.
He's trying to wear him out for you.
oh my god bro no I'm not really any fucking push-up face today man I'm gonna
get this press conference done and then I'm about to go I'm about to go to sleep
man I need a rest I need to I need to go into like that what's some work body
recovery shit chat the sauna or not
ice bath I hate the cold I fucking hate the cold
Oh, yeah, I've seen this chat.
Hey, man, can we get a quick W spin for Sebastian Cade Potter?
Wow.
Look, look at him, man.
Hey.
Hey, go ahead.
Oh, this is my boy Jason right here.
This is my boy Jason.
Go ahead and put Sebastian on the iPad and put my stream on and make sure he watched every
single ad that I run bro. This is just beautiful man. Congratulations Mama, Mama Potter, OG,
Aint Breezy Potter. This is incredible. It's really in a mess right there. Plus one, I
need that. Y'all gassing me. Yo Jeff! Jeff! Jeff, you okay? You're lagging? Bro!
He's like a free agent, but yeah, he'll come in later.
I know pilot.
Oh, you seen pilots last fight?
Yeah.
He was pretty good, but he got gas, too much coke.
Too much coke, too much gas.
Wait, but you, uh, are you on peptides?
I don't really care if he's all peptides, bro. What the fuck bro peptide is not a fucking it's not it's not like steroids
I'm not on fucking peptides
Listen honestly bro inject Jeff with the most fucking stable is all the gear in the world
And I'm probably still putting him on the pavement, bro. Um, or at least we'll see tomorrow, man
But let me text Lula and see if everybody's here.
I need my security, bro!
Let's see.
Oh my god, man, and it continues.
Let's get the Sadges going in the chat.
We want to start by saying that we as the Sidemen wish JJ the best and respect his decision
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We will forever be grateful for the amazing moments and memories we share together.
Unfortunately, his exit did not happen in the way any of us wanted to.
Damn.
That has understandably left lots of you confused and we feel like we owe you some clarity.
It's difficult for us to address the situation and it's taken some time because we're a group
and not an individual.
We don't have a spokesperson as such and each of our opinions and feelings differ which
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Damn bad comps bad comps guys bad comps I
I
Vibed coded this but I think it's an interesting concept of pick-ums for NMS boxing
What is this? Hold on bro. Eel your chop. Eel your chop
Wait, this is fire AI slop
I mean, it's still cool
Send the link coded it with AI
Vibe coded equal AI slot. I mean, I don't fucking know so
So I can't use it anymore or what?
Do not log into that shit. So you're saying if I log into this what will happen to my PC?
Alright, who y'all got, man? Who y'all got? Toast vs. Sekrem.
I'm gonna be honest, bro. This might be the closest fight of the night. Let's keep it real.
I don't know, bro. I might have to go with Sekrem, man.
Diana vs. Alvarez. Sabrina Alvarez.
Russell vs. Average Harry?
primary page versus PTRs, satin and blue,
arizona vs landon, big ice vs pilot
and i gotta log in bro
im not gonna log in
im not gonna log in, im not logging in
bias ref
this is not bias, i was literally just clicking random numbers
how the fuck did you
send a link?
Okay, okay, y'all do it.
The link is right there.
Y'all do it and let me know if this website is safe.
Just make sure you turn off your webcams.
Oh, nice, nice.
All right, bad, bad, bad.
Bad, bad, bad.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
Does it say? So how do you look at the percentages? John, who's here?
Uh, that's what I'm talking about, the man game.
Five minutes by two other people.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, how we looking, man?
Holy fucking W, W flight headset.
I think almost everyone's seeing you.
Um, should I wear this?
Yeah, I know. I gotta look professional. I'll start by blazing it.
Oh my god.
Air line update. It's not going to change much.
But do they scan you? No, it's growing.
I didn't have hair here before. It's just thin.
It takes like 12 months, like a full year. They're in the yellows
in the building chat. We're going to make sure to shake today.
Let's see where the fuck is my security then you look like a twig
Missing my security and then land in I think
Boom yo
What is it?
This is from you.
Okay, I got candles in bad news.
Hi, bro.
What is it?
Just tell me how far you are, bro.
Okay, the candles is
around the corner.
The bad news has a line.
It says 38 minutes.
You're lying. No, it doesn't.
Say no, God.
Hi bruh, I'm about to start without you bruh.
Oh my god bruh.
Alright, I'm gonna go downstairs.
I gotta piss.
Come on, John.
It's time, Jack.
Tuck shirt.
Okay, W, let's get a little sim segment
Zim segment before I'm down tuck us with you
Tuck us with you. Holy shit. I dead ass bro. I dead ass
Something's wrong with my brain like genuinely
like genuinely like
Something happened to me. I'm not even trolling
My brain
It's it's not the same ever since I started sparring
Fake CTE equals funny. I swear to God. I swear to God. Have I always been like this though?
I've always been like this.
Clab fit? Yo dude, a fucking white tee and slashes is not clab fit.
What the fuck are you doing here?
What the fuck?
No, this shit is my script fit. What the fuck are you doing?
It's toaster.
Is Toaster here?
Dude, you put me against my best friend.
No, he slimes you out.
I'm hurt, but like exactly. So why the fuck it?
come on bro you got a fuel anger inside of you right tomorrow you need to put
him in a pavement guess what bro y'all can switch lives if you win y'all
switch lives you mean it I mean it we don't go I mean it
I will forcefully send him back to Atlas send him back to Baltimore and then you
can submit for him bro be the cameraman oh my god all right let's start drinking
let's start digging his grave I'm down let's go I'm putting him on the fucking
I'm too happy, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Tell me something, Atlanta. I thought he was from Atlanta.
I got a piss, bro.
What's up, guys?
Oh, no, I got a piss.
All right, bro.
Oh
Y'all Michael I tried I was talking to Jeff off stream and he was saying that yo, Jason's nervous and I just I've had the whole bad
Jason
Now I got Asian Jeff tomorrow Michael line
Yeah don't tell him that though. Me too bro.
I was holding up.
Hating Jeff has been like pretending this whole time. I saw him warming up earlier, like off
camera, off stream, no cameras on. He's a fucking animal.
Fuck facts bro. I was like let me see your form. He was actually moving a little.
No he's not even different.
He's been fucking weird from the whole time.
Take Mark and Ashley.
Wait, you guys already showed it?
well I mean we walked down I just sort of a little bit of it but
can't really see much.
Okay we gotta upgrade a bit right too bro.
No that shit's funny.
You're gonna be, John's about to be holding like a fucking 40 pound camera and just fucking
shaking.
Yo I think that shit, I don't know what they're talking about.
It's so heavy as fuck.
I thought FX3 like-
No I don't think you're gonna hold it though.
We got guys.
Okay I was about to say.
Dude that shit is heavy as hell.
I
Wanted to get a clip of me holding that bitch, but I'm just shaking in the corner
Wait, what was it jumping about them with you? Yeah, and I fucking I fucking look them down
I said don't touch me girl. I got a piss tell them to leave my vicinity. Oh shit
He's saying you were nervous and shit
Move me?
Not a bad adventure, how'd it go?
Hey, what's up bro?
I had some good adventure.
Oh, for the island?
Yeah, it was a movie, man.
That's a movie.
That's cool, brother.
Ah.
Listen, Chad, this is the boxing ring tomorrow,
where I will be rifeing, where I will be fighting.
And yeah, I think we're gonna get seats here.
It's gonna be nice, bro, to be honest.
It's gonna be nice.
We're gonna walk up on that stage.
NSR man, I don't even know they're doing this bro, shot in the Thunder Studios.
What was it? What was it then they've been handling that?
Is it a bitrate?
Or are we shooting today?
Oh isn't we shooting?
Yeah, and I might have operated this today.
Yo!
Hello bitrate!
Mad bitrate!
Okay, so...
Oh, shit.
That's a fucking bitrate.
I
Uneven Jeff's gonna be next to me and I'm sitting right here
The I'm genuinely like I don't I don't know how to fuck it. Hey, we're gonna make it work
I got questions written down. Yo, what was dude? Is there like a table I could put my phone on or anything?
I
Put my phone on like a podium like a podium
You can't just hold it I can but I should ask kind of that's my
A big-ass iPad
How long to yo wrong bro
Let in toast
Russell just got anything learning those
Wrong bro, you know rabie
Listen, I'm not gonna like you. I'm a little nervous, bro. Is it bad?
Oh my bad, sorry, my bad.
Ah yeah, I'm new here.
If you're nervous, you're getting knocked out.
Hey, I'm gonna keep it real with y'all, though.
This is a literally career ending fight if I get knocked out, I'm not even trolling.
If I lose, I am retiring, you will never see my face on the internet ever again, like
genuinely, it's over for me.
That's why, why are y'all saying W's, what the fuck?
What?
Mike Tyson was scaring me for every fight. I mean, that's I'm scared. I'm nervous
Bro, but not because like I'm scared of losing
I'm scared of hurting
No, I mean bro, it's gonna be good man
Yeah, I'm excited! I'm excited, bro!
Say to his face, what? Are you crazy?
Yo, Chad, 100 gifted right now, I'll slap the fuck out of Jeff when we do face-offs.
100 gifted right now, I will smack the shit out of Jeff!
Yo!
Sh-
fake demon I genuinely developed like the hatred for Jeff for no reason why I
genuinely don't like it I developed a hatred for Jeff you want to give it you
want to talk about the look you gave me when you came upstairs before stream yeah
I was like what the fuck I was like what the fuck are you doing here
I like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't like it about a murder, is that so, Eddie?
Yeah, yeah.
W-100?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
But Vietnam versus China.
Do you know Deji was over-reconnaissance
Alex Wasabi?
Brother, I'm not Deji.
I'm not Alex Wasabi.
I'm not.
are we starting um yeah once once let me call toes man what the fuck's going on
there classic late classic classic honestly I'm having fun bouncing on this
shit I don't lie this shit mask me yo toes where you at man are you in the same
cars I was just oh god y'all they're so weak
bro Leonard it's not funny bro it's not funny bro being late and not showing
respect it's not funny it's not funny I said being late and not showing respect
it's not funny bro it's not funny bro come on then dog I don't yo I'm gonna be
honest after I talk Jeff how you can step in a ring next rep damn
EWAH!
BITCH YOU'RE IN THE CAR WITH THEM!
You're in the car with them bro!
Alright bro, alright, alright, start speeding, just get in, drive safe.
I
See some god, bro. Now I got a box now. I got a bottle this bro
This the first time I haven't bought I haven't had a bottle stream in a minute. Oh
My god, bro
Whatever bro, it's fine. I could go in there with them, but they're not bro. I have to wait
I have to wait.
You do?
And we pull them aside?
No, I gotta save all the questions and shit.
You abolished for two months.
Your whole life is abolished?
Yeah, I mean, to be honest with you, bro, I abolished from my way to get here, man.
I did not think one day I'd be abolishing in a fucking NMS boxing ring.
I mean, bro, just go say hi.
Is Deji there?
No, no.
here tomorrow. Go talk to some people? Alright, bet. Fuck it.
Still gonna rock my walk out so much. I thought you'd done that video me song. Probably. Probably got to stick with that.
W1 did did this dude just get you one cell I mean I'm more bro
so we fucking sneak into the studio is so fucking big I've only been to like
Maybe this is why everyone is though, this is why everyone is, like to the left, you want to slide?
Wow.
Come here bro.
What's up dude?
Yo bro, that's the long fucking sport.
Why are you wearing an NHL jersey?
I have a really bad news for you about your press conference and the wrong spot for what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
I'm supposed to have, you know, I'm supposed to have a wife, I'm supposed to have kids right now.
I should have my second wife.
Like, what the fuck am I doing?
You're putting your life on the line for entertainment at Twitch, man.
You're a fucking hero.
Alright, don't put yourself down.
Tomorrow you're gonna knock the fuck, you're gonna knock set.
You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna fight in that ring, man.
Did you see him fucking training?
I did it and I didn't put down
You definitely saw fix
I'm not even paid to fight why not pay us you pay for my health insurance, right?
You'll paint my death on it, or I'll keep on for a year.
Bro, everything else is covered, bro.
You got your mouthpiece and shit, though, right?
Yeah.
OK, good.
It's like the same with hockey, I guess.
What do you mean, no?
There's boxing gloves.
I mean, we have.
Can I wear my hockey gloves?
Why the fuck would you do that?
Because I thought you said bring your own gloves.
I mean, I have gloves for y'all, but I would just
think that y'all would bring yours home,
because I'm bringing my own.
I don't wear like brand new ones, you know?
They're gonna fucking burn it.
Who's gonna be your corner?
Well, who isn't in my corner?
I'm sorry, I'm guys and people, I got a particle.
I have to send your people a particle.
Don't worry, listen, I might suck at boxing,
but I'm good at role playing, so I can role play as a boxer.
I love that, I love your Santa there.
We're bringing the play to the side, I'm excited.
No, no, listen, in all honesty, I think,
All just says, I think people will be surprised.
That's all.
I think it's gonna be a surprising fight.
And it's gonna be a good fight.
He's doing the, oh, I'm asked.
I only know hockey method.
And he's gonna get in that ring
and really put the beats on somebody.
And then I'll set that.
Aw, man.
He lowkey jacked, bro, I can tell.
Like, the Jeff method?
I'm not gonna lie, yeah.
facts that is that that is the jeff metham
oh my god
jeff could actually be put on an act and then tomorrow he could literally be
flying mani-paki out in that fucking ring
no badass bro i'm not gonna scare you but i mean you're gonna be disaster
for others but he said he's been training bro i don't know if he's fucking lying
I
Why you look worst the jet
Check what was it John clue what the fuck would you say?
What?
The L.B.A. Jester?
I saw it tomorrow.
What's up, dude?
How you doing?
Good.
Good to see you.
Oh, bro.
I'm excited.
Excited?
Nervous at all?
No, no, no.
Nervous.
I was just talking loud.
He said, um, he's gonna put the funky meat in.
Yeah, I'm sure he said that.
I've gotten hockey fights in the past, I'm going to beat the living shit out of you.
Bro, who's the goalie? Who's the goalie I'm knocking on?
You know there's no fight, right?
I didn't know that, so he was just like, he was like, oh my god.
You really said that third?
Yeah.
Alright, well that's Steven.
I don't know if you were saying it for the camera, probably upping it for the camera a little bit, but I'm excited for now.
I don't want to ask too many questions because the press conference is very soon.
I'm gonna win. I'm gonna make it quick. I think it's gonna be round one.
I'm just gonna be round one. Me and you both.
Yeah, I will see you.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, bro.
me and you both not both they all nervous as shit bro
I'm behind us anyone that snips in the ring and have thousands of people watching them
like fight everyone's gonna be nervous everyone's gonna be nervous
well the fights happening today ban that guy ban that fucking guy man
Jason you're worrying about what Asian Jeff is saying or what you're gonna do stop overthinking
I feel like you're overthinking overthinking is gonna make you lose
Man that guy from my chat as well, bro. I don't think peace is in the chat while I fucking wait
Are you streaming man, I got from my chat. Let's get the fans going. Oh, we fucking wait
Oh
Hungry hungry
Go ahead do whatever you need to do man warm up
How's it feel?
I'm nervous, bro.
You nervous?
It's your first fight.
It's like a lot of bright lights.
It is, it is.
It's kind of nerve-wracking.
You got it now.
It's your first fight.
It's gonna be nervous, but he's just as nervous.
Oh, no.
Get that first up.
Okay.
Take down that.
Okay.
Damn, bro.
You got it.
What if the lights are too bright and I get knocked out by a HGF?
What?
How many people have been knocked out in your life?
What's the lights are too bright and I get knocked out by HHS tomorrow?
How many people have been knocked out in your events?
One person has been knocked down.
Zero people have been knocked down.
No, no one's been knocked down.
So it's really hard.
So you don't have to worry about that.
Did somebody get knocked down tomorrow?
I'll ask you that.
I can do that for you.
You can?
I can knock them out.
But it's really hard to do that is my point.
So the odds of you getting knocked out are very small.
It's hard.
I've disbarred so many times that I've never knocked somebody
completely out.
I've knocked them down.
Never knocked somebody out like that.
Yeah, out cold.
I think especially with $16,000.
Yeah, it's hard to do.
It's hard.
It's impossible.
Impossible.
Impossible?
No, it's possible.
But it's very hard, especially for a beginner.
Like, another beginner is not going to knock you out.
Yeah, he's never had a fight.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, damn, bro.
Oh my god.
I'm just trying to get a feel for the ring,
see where it kind of slants a little bit right here.
Wait a minute.
You gotta be ready, how tight are the ropes?
These ropes are really tight.
Tighter than it was in our gym.
But I don't even know, like, these come in like,
you gotta like analyze the ring like this.
You know when they're moving around and stuff,
and then I'm like back here,
I can't go back because the ropes are tight.
So, you gotta figure it out.
Oh
My god do a springboard
You start King Marlin you'll be okay
I know he's right, bro. He's right. He's right
Are you gonna go easy if he's buns?
Um, no.
Hell no.
Hell no, I genuinely don't have a...
like...
if he's actually not trauma.
He showed up pretty quick when Yubi was literally like...
fake sparring him.
I don't want it I don't want the towel being thrown into the ring I want to I want to like
him on a pavement okay so if he's like shelling up by the way this kid does not happen at
all he could be fucking Mayweather in that ring but if he's shelling up I'm gonna give
him space to reset okay is that bad or not well put on a show bro see the first
one knockout taking the third round
kill him okay but I don't want the red I don't want me to stop the fight it
when he's just getting pounded like this.
Body sense.
Yeah bro, I'm not gonna.
Yeah, I got the shit going with it.
Oh yeah, you just gotta watch out for it.
You giving him portables?
Yeah, it was mine, but then like, you know, I left it.
Get back in there, get back in there, bro.
Press conference in 10, bro.
Hey.
In 10.
Get your ass off me.
See that?
You're talking crazy.
You sure?
I'm not lying.
I am wearing the fucking boosters in it,
but it's over.
I'm not gonna lie.
I've sized them up,
analyzed all his attributes,
just fucking over for him.
What's going on?
Just hanging out.
Me too.
Waiting for fucking the van
Imagine Jeff versus a raft dog. I honestly won't rafting the reactor if it hits first around like TKO. It's over
She got new air yet
How far there?
Let's see here.
I knew fucking doing it out of the way out here in Long Beach.
It was already fucking cooked.
Honestly, yeah, and guess what? It's fucking O-S-E-S, bro.
CS Brown
Did I just hear a fucking bell ring
But toast
And landing
That's two of the fucking fighters they got fucked up off of us both yesterday
why the fuck are they even like fucking drinking yeah why is landed drinking
like the day before the fucking fight the second thing we celebrate in his win
early now I guess
honestly I fucking hope I fucking hope laying against knocked out now and toast
about to be honest for being late I hope second fucking put toes on the
pavement and honestly they just switch fucking lives I hope when actually
It's put on a fucking ground for being like
I'm gonna tell fucking what Alex was sorry to not land in there or try to get knocked out of the night
Yo, how far are you?
like seven minutes seven minutes all right but
fucking hell bear god man always fucking late seven minutes so 15 30
No respect for time
Can you see my black shirt?
You know what man? No respect at all. Yo, yo ref. YRG is fucking right
YRG is right about y'all, bro. That ass
Yeah, but honestly, yeah, you, you, you, you want to raid, bro, you got to beat my
I
Bro, yeah, put breath in the room
Right, I'm gonna be honest with you. You're fat little ass. You're not doing shit to me
Right you you you somehow
Regressed so much in a span of three months dog
You put highlights in your head thinking that shit is cute bro. You're chopped. You're literally chopped
What are you gonna do if I will you win I don't know bro, who should I call out if I win?
Because the next one
The next one if I win of course if I don't win NMS boxing doesn't continue, but
The next one if I win, let me call out somebody
Collix
Silky
Ash oak brother I would die
Canella, bro, I'm not JTOP.
Jason talking too much.
Once he get hit, he's gonna stop.
Y'all better not.
There's actually so many people that just want my head on the pavement, bro.
It's actually insane.
Oh my god, bro.
Retweet me.
After what you did, you deserve it.
What?
Dude, what? You getting nervous?
I'm not nervous, bro. Not nervous.
Not nervous, bro.
I'm nervous for Asian Jam.
Yeah, I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
Am I going to be watching that?
Oh my god bro.
What should we do after bro?
Should we keep stream after in Long Beach maybe?
Maybe go to the beach, catch a vibe.
You're dodging Saikudo. What are you actually typing in my chat?
Which Sabrina? Okay. I know who to type in chat or you are buddy.
Being that fucking guy from my chat.
What the fucking far is that?
It's a train, bro.
Oh, shit.
I'm stupid.
I was like, bro, I've never heard that type of car before.
Hey, tomorrow, tomorrow I die.
Hey, hey, what's up?
Who you fighting?
Some fucking, some fucking crumb.
That guy's hilarious, bro.
He's like, what's up?
What's up?
That guy's hilarious bro.
Talk to the fighters?
No.
I gotta save it.
Yeah, I have to save it.
Be dead laughing your face.
Jesus.
No one's laughing my face.
in here an hour late. I'm not going to lie brother, there's got to be some type of repercussions
for this shit. It's been seven minutes? Has it actually been seven minutes? Has it actually
It's been 10? 3 more?
Oh my god, bro.
Should I fucking send a nuke to Gentry or NGTA?
Well, they're here.
They're here?
Yeah.
About fucking time, bro.
God.
Listen, ring girls for tomorrow still need one.
Listen, I need all the NMS gooners in the chat sending some recommendations
Incom yeah, or I might just hit up dream mode to be honest. Yep. I had a dream mode for like guaranteed
Guaranteed spot by the time stuff. Yeah
CP are y'all serious man
Alzea Jade
I'll make a couple calls, bro. Make a couple calls, see if I can shake some shit.
Where they at?
five parts at the front
God, bro
Is that them?
Holy!
Hold off!
Is that me?
Oh, I can't see you. What's up, bro?
huh huh so where the fuck are y'all streamers at bro one hour late is not
balanced bro you made me learn you lucky as fucks you not fight a second
second would have put you on a fucking pavement I will run it with you right
after this where the fuck are they at
it's in why brothers answer yo is that the old dance man
is that it
You can't even be mad at them, bro, because they're so fucking, they're so fucking stupid,
bro.
What the fuck is that?
They're so ugly.
Don't park that shit next to my mayback, bro.
Don't park that bullshit next to my mayback, bro.
Don't park that shit next to my...
And you parked in front of my mayback.
Yeah.
Don't park that shit next to my Mayback, bruh.
Don't park that bullshit next to my Mayback, bruh.
Don't park that shit next to my,
and you park in front of my Mayback.
Yeah.
Yo, move, bro.
My driver's probably gonna get some shit.
No, that ass, bro.
That,
get back in the car and move, bruh.
My driver might need to get some shit.
I didn't see him in there!
Bro, holy shit!
Jason, remember what I said? I want to get a van?
I'm telling you.
This is, this is not a van!
This is not a van!
What is this, bro?
What's up, Woosh?
How you doing, man?
What's up, bro?
Oh, shit.
That's good, man.
What's up, bro?
What's up, John?
Yeah, I heard you wanted an ass beating after Agent Jeff beat your ass, too.
I hope to be honest, bro.
You looking please follow the bro
Yo, I'm a G I got a ski mask for you
Come on y'all
Y'all piss me the fuck out
We let out, we let out, we let out, we let out, we let out.
And then, a power line exploded right next to the crib.
That's what my mom was like.
And then, guess what?
And a Garthian dragon flew down, picked us up,
and took us to Yodyland.
And, blah, blah, blah.
No, come here, why would you, come on.
I thought I was gonna sit here.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm late for my auto back.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, that's hard!
Wait, no, I kinda wanna wear those.
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Oh, Twizzle. Oh, yeah.
Give me rights to the house.
Hang on, you are.
You are, bro.
You are.
You are. Now listen, not dead ass today.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Shit might actually get fucking hectic.
I'm just cozy, bro.
Oh, I tell you I need you to keep everyone safe for tomorrow's fight
We need to be we need to be safe. Okay, but what if like I just would stop me certain square enough on me
It's like I don't really want to fight him. Oh, you have a gun. No your security
Didn't bring my gun
Wonder why bro
You gotta get in there and maybe apologize, bro.
Because not only you disrespect them,
my time you're disrespecting everybody's time.
I'm very sorry.
What's up?
Wait, J, are you on a slide board?
Absolutely.
What's up, bro?
What the fuck are you wearing?
What's that, here?
One of them.
I'm on a shirt, huh?
I'm on a shirt.
Holy shit.
I'm on a shirt.
Holy shit.
I'm on a shirt.
Holy shit.
All right, all right, how you doing?
All right, wait, wait, wait, what's the word?
What's the word?
It's the game.
But listen, when I'm asking the questions, don't get around, raise a hand.
I'm going to point you out, bro.
You're going to question in the crowd.
Who the fuck is that guy?
That Conner McGregor?
No.
You know, they used to call me Conner McGregor.
They used to call me Conner McGregor.
Oh
Fuck with your fighters, bro. You better come on now.
He's that big. Can you understand the back?
He's that big.
That's what he said.
He's that big.
You know what I mean?
Hey, look at everybody. Hey, sorry for the late news.
Thank y'all for being here.
We better get it started. Everybody get seated.
I'll be up there in a few.
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
I hope we get this one.
Yeah.
Get ready, bro.
Good, bro.
Wee-hee-hee.
Come on, give me a hug.
Wee-hee-hee.
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good.
Wee-hee-hee.
Oh, what the f**k, you don't want to be a cracker?
I'm just gonna shoot now.
Oh yeah, I've been locked in.
What up, coach?
Hey, you about to get here.
What is it?
YBG.
YBG? Oh, I was like...
I'm scared right now.
Alright, see you.
Alright, man.
Alright, bro. Let's get this started, man.
Should I instigate a fight so I can stop it?
Because I feel like I'm not shining right now.
That could be a movie.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, but you know.
I'll pick and choose my battles correctly.
Yeah, for sure.
Toes, get on the fucking stage, bro.
Get up there.
Yo, fucking dickhead.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Fucking dickhead.
First of all, first of all, first of all, I was talking to that black guy, man.
Are you fucking crazy?
Nigga, move up, motherfucker!
You're fucking my head, you're fucking crazy, right?
Oh my god, let me see
Listen bro, I need you to stand right behind me. I'm with you, bro
The whole step of the way, bro. I got my questions on my phone now
It's pretty dark in here and the sunglasses are kind of impairing my business
If someone wants to I can't see them. Okay. Yeah. Now. I kind of like them though. Okay. Yeah
Okay, I got my questions right here
Um, oh yeah, here we go.
Who got the most swag here in me?
It's looking good, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
It's looking good.
Uh, y'all can stand, whoa, they can stand right here, man.
We're grabbing the chair, bro, but we have a chair.
You guys are good at this.
Thank you, we're good at this.
Okay, can I sit on the big stage?
No.
Why?
All right, remember, listen, bro,
keep it professional, keep it humble.
Always remember to stand, okay?
Always remember to stand.
I'm grounded. I'm here.
I can tell you're a little light.
I'm a little flustered, a little nervous, bro, because, oh, I stepped in that ring.
I saw the lights shining on me.
Damn.
The lights are working there.
Wait, lights on, if people watch it.
Oh, it's a mouse, dude.
That's a mouse, dude.
It's gonna be fun, bro.
Why don't you get knocked out?
Yeah, I could, bro.
It's gonna be fun.
We're gonna die now, right here.
If you get knocked out, bro, just get back up.
Do like, rock-league. Just keep fighting like you're knocked out.
Bro, you're gonna be hit.
Dude!
Dude, you gotta wake up, bro.
What's your name? Jason!
But like, it would be Creed, but like...
Double wrap, bro, honestly, bro.
Yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie, like, I'm gonna slug you today, bro.
Dude, it's a tough crowd today, bro. It's a tough crowd.
Are we ready for us?
Well, are you ready?
Okay. You got right hand man.
Uh, they can just sit right there.
I'll be your left hand.
We can have a camera angle on them, too.
You like on the crop? Yeah.
Maybe we can. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, back.
Go down to the end, man.
Press, go!
Alright, back, back, back.
What the fuck are you with your hockey gear, gang?
All right, let me know when we switch. Are we stay on this angle?
No, we're gonna swap in a bit.
Boy, nice to meet you, bro.
That was the invite?
Yeah, I'm a Tom Tom.
Tom Tom?
Is this Winner's POV on this side?
Mm-hmm.
I don't know why. This might be Winner's POV.
Let me know when we swap, boys.
Oh, the shit.
Alright, we swapped!
Hold me down, sir.
Secure the sector, sir.
We're back!
We're good. We're good. We're good. How is the quality chat?
We can hear now but it's mad quiet. Okay, so we're having audio issues.
Are you sure? Yeah.
Okay, just keep going, Balash.
Okay, listen y'all, type one in the chat
if you can hear me before I start.
Who the fuck are you talking about?
What about you?
All right, perfect, perfect.
All right chat, today is NMS Boxing Five.
It's the day before fight night.
It's the day before judgment day. It's the press conference y'all. Okay. It's exciting day
Let's get this shit going security shit might get hectic. Okay. I need you to lock shit down at all times
Hear me. Thank you
For holy shit, I deadass got CTE as NMS boxing for that already knocked out Jeff Jesus
Anyways, let's start this shit y'all. All right fighters. How are we feeling this side? How we feeling?
Feeling good? Thanks, you look locked in, bro.
Chilling?
This time, how we feeling?
That's his name.
Thank you for out, yeah. Thank you for the crowd.
Okay, okay, okay.
Whoa, question for the mics.
Okay
So listen there's bikes on each side you're talking just hold the mic if you want to grab it steal it from the person
And just talk man. Okay free range
Now X welcome back bro. You seemed more locked in than ever
Okay last fight, you know you fought a
Obviously weren't happy about you're not happy about what happened. Okay this time you're fighting pilot
What's your mindset going in this I
Just want to fight bro. You just want to scrap. Yeah, I just want to fight you just want to fight
Get in and get out. Yep. Any game plan?
No, no game plan. Nope. Let's talk in this time. Yeah, okay
Pile it. What about you, man? Oh
This aura, I'm the same way man. I'm just showing
Okay, are you sober? Oh, dude, I've been sober for two months. That's why I'm like actually not excited because you can fucking
Drink after this and so oh, that's what I was looking forward to you
So now it's like tomorrow like after the fight
You know some spots like let me know
Wow, wow, so you're not even here for the fight. You know, I'm here for the fight
You think X is a little boy. You think this is light whereas you're here for the partying in a no
I'm saying like it's kind of like a reward like I'm like glad like it's you know
It's that day like I'm excited and it's like tomorrow's like he breaks the variety
Like and it's like a win-win, you know, like no matter what my opinion
Like if I get smoked, it's like, okay, like cool. I get up. I can drink for good. I win go out party even better
You know I'm saying oh, you get upset like it. Do I sound crazy?
Thank you
Um, oh good pilot though. You felt good pilot for good pilot. Oh, so this fight is not there's no animosity
No beef behind it at all. I don't hate them. Holy shit. I've already got switched like six times, and I like big X
I like it. Like, you know, so I that's my dog. Wow
That's like a bro like you. I don't know the chat about it now
But like I got text like five different fighters like five different times
It's true. Yeah, so it's like they were ducking. Yeah
I know that. No, I respect big X-ray stuff.
All right. Well, Alex, welcome back, bro.
It's been three years since you've been in the ring.
How are you feeling? You said you were sick.
Are you using that as an excuse because landed here,
he actually got the first knockdown of NMS Boxing.
He did. He did. I heard about that.
I heard about that. No, I really did get food poisoning.
I'm still not a hundred percent, but I think I got enough in the tank to take them out
Okay, okay, what were the thoughts and I didn't yesterday you were training
Yeah, practicing
Taking a couple shots
Yeah, getting lit, you know celebratory victory lap beforehand pregame, you know, I'm gonna keep it calm
Collected buses ass and yeah
Yeah, that's about it.
His knees seem to be shaking pretty hard over there.
Are you nervous, London?
Who me?
No, I'm excited.
I'm excited for tomorrow.
Excited, is that why your knee is shaking?
Yes.
OK, OK, I believe it.
Listen, there is a knockout of the night pride.
And he was also late today.
Oh, is that why it took so long to get started?
Yes.
So, on behalf of everybody, I should punish him tomorrow.
I didn't say that, I'm just saying, all right?
People wanna see a show.
I'm not gonna lie, it was not my fault that I was late.
I'm gonna blame it on YBG and Arty,
but yeah, I'm gonna bust his ass tomorrow,
bust his teeth in, and yeah, that's it.
Okay, Sapnap, welcome, bro.
How are you feeling, man?
I'm really excited.
It's good to see you.
Good to see you.
All here. No, not really. Not really. I meant
Correct me if I'm wrong Sam that but you were actually supposed to fight on another card
Not too long ago. Yeah, I think it was like last year. I was supposed to fight in Crater Clash, but it got canceled
Oh, it got cancelled. Yeah, do you have any built up like anger from that?
And you want to just put the beats on black because I'm not gonna like before this happened. Blow was talking crazy saying
I'm about to put the beats on this Minecraft youtuber
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, his war is not mine.
You know, there's a little bit of that.
I mean, I'm excited.
I definitely want to show off what all the work I put in for sure.
So we'll see you tomorrow.
OK, humble.
Wow, anything to say?
Oh, you know, it's a tough game out there, you know?
And you know, we just got to play 200 foot game,
you know, get pucks in deep, you know?
But this has got to be a real mental, you know,
component to it.
You know, boys get, boys get emotional,
but we got to stay out of the box.
So yeah.
Have you been getting hit hard in training?
I mean, yeah, you know, boys are going to take some injuries and training up,
but we got to fight through it and, you know, everyone's, everyone's hurt.
Everyone's tired out there, but, you know, we got to push through it
and, you know, get pucks in deep.
Interesting. Incredible.
Yeah, I like that. Wow.
Page. Welcome, Page.
Welcome back. Hi. I was in the chat.
Last time you fought Katie B, obviously you got beat the fuck up.
It was KDB. It was KDB and someone who is not athletic at all. Yeah, but listen this year around you're against peach jars
You know, she's trained a little bit of boxing in the past. He's not here right now. I don't know what she's doing
But she'll be here tomorrow
She's not here right now actually. Oh, you're saying that she's scared. I mean, I don't necessarily know why she didn't show up
up, but I did bring her.
Wow, wow.
But I've been practicing really hard, and I hope to win.
Any game plan at all?
Well, considering she's probably trying to study
as much as she can, I probably won't say much,
other than my plan is to just do a lot better
than last time.
I trained for around a month now.
So, I'm hoping to do much, much better.
And I'm hoping to win.
Oh, OK.
All right.
Positive.
Toast, look at the fit you put on, man.
All right, there's a bit of a storyline
between you versus Sekrem, OK?
The first time you went to LA, it was you and Sekrem.
Y'all pulled up as a duo, and you
seem to have left him in Atlanta.
Why?
And do you have a game plan for tomorrow night?
Look, man, I'm here for the money.
I'm all about my business.
I was told to switch up on my day ones, and I did that.
A lot of people would consider us like,
this is like Tomaso Champa versus Johnny Gargano,
Kyle Fletcher versus Will Osprey, Triple H, Sean Michaels.
Nah, this is a little boy versus a grown-ass man,
and I am that man.
At the end of the day, I'm going that ring.
I'm going to do what I do.
I ain't trained because I don't give a shit. I'm about this money. I'm about to beat this nigga ass, man
I'm gonna do what I do. I'm gonna win. It's that simple. I've been doing a little meditating and
There's wise words from this person young and me. I could never lose what you thought
Wow
Secrets any words that any animosity between y'all too. No, I mean it hurts like I
Brought him up here. I saw so much potential in him
And he just like, he hurts me like this.
Like to think that you would go back on your day ones,
what are you gonna do to them?
What are you gonna do to Jason?
All these people who you say they're your friends
and you would do that to your best friend?
No, it's fine.
You chose your side.
I just hope you keep that same energy in the ring.
Because when they bring up toast,
they're gonna bring up the person who lost against Sackram.
Wow.
That's the emotion right there.
That's the emotion, wow.
I'm speaking right now, okay?
Alright, well, Russell.
No, no, I'm speaking.
Let me talk like that.
No, no, let me say something.
Let me say something, okay?
It's like you must have forgot.
A lot of people, they don't know.
I beat E-Rob on VR Boxing.
I beat Jason.
I beat Santee, I beat Archie.
This is nothing for me.
It's just another day in the office.
This is the biggest fight of your career for me.
It's just another Saturday.
So when I see you in that ring, you know,
when I see you in that ring, but like it's fine.
It's no friend.
You chose it's fine.
What?
I thought you were my friend.
That's it.
OK, well, Russell, man, thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
You got a big fight coming up against Harry, a big fight.
You know what I mean?
You've got a size advantage, I would say, a weight difference for sure.
How do you plan to use that in the ring tomorrow?
If any plan at all?
You know, I don't really want to talk about any type of plan or anything like that.
I don't want to give up too much, but, you know, clearly he's average
and things might get a little hairy and I might have to rustle him up a little bit, you know?
So we'll see what happens.
Oh, Harry.
I mean, I didn't hear a damn thing he just said,
but I think all six of his viewers are probably enjoying that.
When I took this fight, everyone said it was a bad idea.
Russell was 110 pounds heavier than me,
but the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
And best believe, tomorrow I am walking home with the $1,000 knockout bonus.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know what I-Spy says, how can I lose if I'm already chose?
So we'll see what happens, alright?
Wow, I didn't hear that shit. What did he say? He says he's gonna beat the beat beat the livid shit out of you
I mean, I don't know what he said. Do you have your will written? You have health insurance? I
Don't need health insurance. I'm not worried about being healthy. It doesn't matter if I you don't need health insurance
You're gonna need fucking life insurance. I don't die
You don't want to talk to me like that you don't want to talk to me like that we'll see tomorrow
Understand you understand who you're talking to right now. You'll die on that on that. Hey
That right there taking to that out of breath. That's your grave that is your grave right there
Whatever you say about it
All right, we're gonna
I feel amazing and so excited to be the shit out of Diana tomorrow.
Wow.
And to get me my money.
Oh yeah, I did say, you know, if you knock Diana out, that's your rent money for the
month.
Okay.
Um, how confident are you?
Very confident.
Very, very confident.
Diana.
Diana how are you very confident still scared to do no headgear? I can't hear you over there
I said how are you so confident, but so scared to do no headgear
Why you just find out tomorrow, maybe I can get what you with headgear I
Don't need no. I don't need no no headgear to knock you out. Oh, I use these hands and I'm good
Wow wow I've seen you punch I don't know where I was a few months ago so you don't know how
punch now, but you'll find out tomorrow.
Now X, seem to be really focused, listening to music, unfazed by everything around you.
I could definitely see a different approach from last year.
Are you doing this on purpose because you didn't get the results that you wanted last
here or are you keeping a poker face what what's happening right now what are
you thinking about right now nothing if you win if you win are you gonna keep
fighting or not letting up on this okay if you could get me another fight of
course bro of course what you want what would you want who would you want if you
You beat pilot.
Just going back side bro.
Oh shit.
I pull up on my leg in high energy bro.
Nah you're good bro, you're good.
I can tell you're focused.
Tomorrow's a big night.
A lot of eyes watching.
Big opportunity.
You know what I mean?
Now pilot.
Get pilot of the mic.
Yo.
A lot of excitement.
A lot of people are saying that y'all's fight will be fight of the night
You know because you last last NMS boxing both the house fight was super hype
You know a lot of punchin a lot of head knocking a lot of stumbling dude that
Man that stumbling that one haunts me. Yeah, that one kind of haunts me
It still gets posted to this day. There's an account that has had it posted ever so bad since it happened
So it's a good reminder
Thank you for bringing it up. No problem, bro. No problem. Listen, um
Do you have any plans of knocking X out? Are you just trying to get in there and brawl?
I'm saying one hundred five man. I don't I don't know his fight style. I don't know how he's gonna come in
I'm just gonna you know, that's on the way
Okay, man
You know
Do what I do
now Jeff
Little fucking man you little little man
um keep that talking the ring
I'm a full box you bro okay listen tomorrow obviously it's a bit awkward because I'm also
fighting yeah I really don't want to talk to you because I've just developed this hatred
towards you and I'm gonna be honest you haven't done anything to me okay anything at all okay
but I don't know I just envision you on the pavement tomorrow yeah have you actually been
training or worse bro you're gonna see it tomorrow I'm gonna knock you out you're
gonna knock you out bro I'm gonna knock you out I'm gonna full box 200 pump do
you believe that what he's saying we got do you believe what he's saying right
now okay and there's been some footage of you online well that was a those two
months ago sparring and training like is that real were you trolling that was
You see like I want you to think that I'm like good and shit, and then when it comes to the ring
It's raps here
You know I'm saying bro. Yeah, that's method. Okay. That's the Jeff method. Yeah
So, okay, you know what I don't even want to speak to you. That's what I thought
All right, well, uh, Sapnap, you know, um, tomorrow, big night, who's gonna be in your
corner, man?
My coach.
My coach, more than that, yeah, I tried with him, and I brought him with me, and he's
gonna be my corner.
Okay, yeah, I mean, just so y'all know, y'all can bring anyone in y'all's corner, you know,
in those boxing, you can bring anyone, any homies pulling up?
Uh, no, just my coach.
Oh.
My coach is me and my coach.
Honestly, respect right there.
Bla, what about you?
Well, you know, it's a real team effort out there.
And, you know, it starts with the coaching
and it starts with the staff.
But at the end of the day, it's the end of the day,
and it's going to have to be with the players.
We've got to get pucks in deep.
And we've got to be willing to go to the dirty areas.
You know, dive into on the boards, move pucks,
get pucks on that.
I don't know what that means.
Maybe some hockey player turns.
But I'm going to be honest, I think
you showed up for the wrong sport.
But OK, yeah.
Let's take some questions from the crowd, y'all.
Little bit with the highlights.
For me, yeah.
OK.
So when ACJ follows you and puts your hand on the canvas,
are you going to do those things on screen?
No.
Yes.
I think for a first fight it's classic to have a headgear on, but like I said, I don't
need no headgear to knock her out, so I'm chillin'.
I'm not going to lie, that sounds like a whole lot of bullshit, what do you mean?
It might sound bullshit, but it won't look like bullshit tomorrow.
It's only one way to find out though.
I have a question for Pilate.
Will you be taking any drugs this fight?
Last fight I did
potentially black out the night before this night.
I will be on a sleep at a relatively good time and no drugs during the fight.
There was no drugs taken last night either.
I don't know what propaganda that started.
So yeah, no drugs.
And I have a question for Blau.
Are you wearing gear to show that you're a pussy
and that you're scared to fight your opponent
and that you need extra protection?
What do you want, full body armor?
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, you know, it starts with the gear.
You know, the equipment management team,
they're doing a great job.
And you know, we just got to make sure
that we're using our tools and stuff, getting pucks in deep.
And yeah, thank you.
This question is to Alex Rosavi.
Yes.
Some might say that you're downgrading from this fight.
You know what I mean?
At your peak, you were beating people like Deji.
Now, you're beating people like Landon.
Not saying Landon is not as big as Deji, but I'm just saying,
like, you know what I'm saying?
What do you gain from this fight?
What are you looking forward to this fight?
What is your push in this fight?
You know, Jason was like,
yo, you want to fight in my event in a month?
I said, yo.
and now I'm here that's pretty much it I'm here for love of game maybe I'll get
in there maybe I'm making new friend maybe maybe you know are you Filipino
no sir no you look well it's close enough I think we could be friends yeah
Yeah, for show.
For show.
After the show.
Okay, alright.
Alright, hey.
Let's get face off it.
Oh, it's on.
More questions here.
Let's finish that with questions.
Do you guys want to ask me a question?
So, Paige, you know, everyone's seen in your last fight, you got absolutely beat the fuck
down.
Yeah, because I trained for nine days.
How do you feel about seeing your next fight when you're putting a little bit more stronger
than you, better than you, faster than you?
Yeah, so she's stronger, which means she's going to be a little slower, and I have more
reach and I'm better than her and I trained harder than her so what what okay
and she's not KDB I have a question for Diana why don't you go on a date with me
yet
maybe you could take Sabrina on a date to cheer up after she loses you know I'm
I'm good, gang. I'm good.
This question goes to Asian Jeff.
I feel like, I mean, obviously I shouldn't be giving my opinions, I'm just a reporter.
But I feel like Jason is looking down upon you, especially since he seated you right next to him.
And it's kind of disrespectful.
I feel like...
Hey, no, no, security! Security!
Your shit breaks out. No, no, he can size them up.
Okay, Asian Jeff, I'm going to be honest with you.
How do you feel, do you feel any type of disrespect?
He thinks that you're just gonna go out there and be a punching bag brother. How do you feel? I
Can't hear you. I can't hear you. Sorry the strip can't hear you so I can't hear you
I feel good. You know, I'm a full box and tomorrow, you know full box
Box
I'm a full box and tomorrow. That's all I got to say, bro
And Harry, how are you feeling? You know being a smaller opponent with Russell looking down on you a lot stronger a lot more
Handsome a lot more faster
You know
What is your plan going into this because it seems like you're a little scared you haven't looked them across the eye this whole
That's I think obviously that's a big size difference for the end of the day. Russell was a fucking fat ass
I'm gonna
Hot calling the kettle black that's all I gotta say
I have a question for Seth Rome.
So after you got your ASB by Archey last time, Toast left you, and how does it feel for him
to bring you back and then beat your ass and then leave you again?
Well, Toast, it looks like no matter how much as Toast says that he doesn't need me, he
fought me and still keeps using my name for popularity, clearly.
As much as he wants to say he doesn't need me,
why did he keep bringing me up then?
Oh!
First of all, you're a Twitter nigga.
What do I look like bringing up the name
from a Twitter terrorist?
Look, man, I made a name for myself.
It's up to you to do that now.
And you know what?
As a matter of fact, this is NMS versus NMS.
And in reality, this is the main event,
but we're opening up the show.
So you, you know what?
You know what, sacrum, what I'll do for you is,
if you beat me on Saturday,
I'll go back to Baltimore and you can take my spot
in the house, okay?
Yeah, yes you can.
Cause this is my show, okay?
But this is my match.
I make the rules now.
So what do you say?
Question for Sapnap.
How do you think being a Minecraft YouTuber
is gonna help you in this fight?
I don't know you didn't want to fight me so I am a 2-0 undefeated fighter so once you
get your record up we could talk I'll beat that yeah I'll just briefly break
character I would a hundred percent rather fight fucking chun Arke didn't
fight sad now you kidding me like what the fuck are you kidding like dude
Well look at you look at him
Well, you're gonna lose this fucking fight
You know I mean you took this knowing you're fool. What are you gonna fucking lose?
So hey to catch your days buddy tomorrow's your life. Hey, Arke. At least I did
Hey Arke at least I did the fight and didn't dodge him
Two people that flake from fighting me how many people have y'all had flake from fighting y'all
Yeah, we're just reporters, speaking about reporters, just the way, this is a usually
you're the referee in these fights, now you're actually in one.
I know you're dying for this question, you love that mic brother, you know what I mean?
You're dying for this question, you are clearly the main event.
What are your preparations?
Are you, you know what I'm saying, undermining your opponent?
Are you, what is your mind going through?
We don't know what you're going through.
Nah, I mean, I'm gonna be honest, I don't really have a game plan.
I'm gonna just get in there and put the beads on Asian Jeff.
There was one time he called me a co-worker and not a friend.
And I've remembered that ever since.
So I'm gonna envision his face on a pavement.
And that's about it.
Question for a pilot.
After getting hammered by Rod Ugg Moon last fight,
what are you going to be doing differently this fight?
He said, again, I didn't hear it.
I didn't hear what he said.
Oh, he said, uh, you got the shit beat on you by Rod Dog Moon and, you know, X is a little bit better.
So what's gonna be your plan going into it? That was his words, not mine.
Dude, it's just so hard to hear. I'm so...
Oh, he said, you got the shit beat on you by Rod Dog Moon and he said,
what are you gonna do differently because X is a little bit better? It was his words, not mine.
No, yeah.
Punch more, miss, er, yes. Punch more, get hit less.
I got a question for the crowd.
Where did you get that stupid asset?
Where'd you get that dumbass hat?
My dumbass hat?
Yeah.
Did you say dumbass hat?
I was in your corner when you took the coat.
Oh, we love it.
I was actually in your corner.
You know what I mean?
I just wanted to come in.
This is actually a question for Landon that I've seen like nobody has asked you a question
but I am because I'm very interested in this whole card.
Like I said before, like I said man, the size difference, you can see it.
And I feel like Alex Wasabi is kind of just, hey, this is just another fight for me, another
number he can add to his record.
What are you going to do once you get into that ring?
Are you going to underestimate him?
overestimate him or are you going to come up with a picture pardon I love that
question I am the underdog clearly he has a size advantage reach advantage
way advantage but none of that matters to me I'm a blitz and fight him in the
pocket and yeah keep that distance close because I feel like that's why I
excel the best and I might send my record to 2-0 and maybe do two a get
another knockdown for show what one last question for Jason
Jason, so how do you feel coming into this fight?
Were you being the final fight, you know, the face of this,
and you're fighting Asian Jeff with the chance, you know,
you could become the next jester of Twitch
with everything to lose,
and Jeff having everything to gain right here, you know?
And seeing his training, he hasn't proved a lot.
So how are you feeling?
You're right, man.
I would argue I'm already the jester of Twitch,
but if I lose, yeah, I do have everything to lose,
if I lose, which is why I'm gonna go in
with the mindset of murder and then like a genuine and like hatred I'm sorry Jeff
tomorrow it's gonna be fun man it's gonna be fun I have one last question
and then we could wrap this up it's not really a question but Diana you look
good you look you look good all right let's do face-offs
holy shit do I need the mic for this or no
I
Run your chop
All right, Sacramento's pull up man
Get a quick face off y'all before tomorrow night
Okay.
Hey, what's your name?
Any words?
Anything else?
I just want to know life.
You better make it count, okay?
Yeah, maybe for you though.
For me?
Yeah.
How are you my friend bro?
It's fine though.
I was never your friend.
I can come with you.
You can talk about the past though, so just...
That's how I run it.
Tomorrow.
That's how I run it.
Okay.
I used to call you long face, bro. I used to defend you. No, you didn't. I was on your corner every time
I was on the corner every time. We slept in beds together, bro. We did do that. We did do that
We did do that. We did that we did that
Yeah, but I don't care. Okay, I'm Saturday. You'll see that you'll see that you made your choice. It's fine
Okay, I see you out of mom
Diana and Sabrina?
Why are you so happy?
Face off, face off, go on.
Closer, closer, go on. I'll be shy, closer, closer, closer.
It's fine. I'll be shy.
Hey, you look good.
Sure, you can dream about it.
You scared to look you're putting in the eyes be scared to be all the
Let's get fighting stances going
I think I'm good. I think I'm good. I gave you some coffers.
Close them?
Alright, hey. Okay. Jesus. Are they flirting? Are they fighting?
A little bit above
Harry and Russell
If he tries to bulldoze him, I can't you get around
Even fuck the shit out of you
I'm ready I'm ready
I got bread in the room. We're gonna see that's your bed right there getting fucked again in pregnant
Can't wait to have you I'm a fuck to shit I'm a fucking shit out of here. I'm a face fuck you
Mm-hmm
Jesus Christ
Okay, hey, oh wait your father's not here Alex. Hey lady get over here
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna get him.
I'll get him.
Mostly for people.
Go ahead, man.
Fighting stance is get up, close personal,
say what you gotta say, yeah.
I don't know what Jason told me backstage.
He's like, make sure you knock him out.
And I was like, you sure, man?
Are you sure?
All right.
He told me the same thing.
All right.
Are you excited?
I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous.
Alright, what a picture.
Good sportsmanship right there, Blau.
What's happening?
Oh, no weapons, no weapons, I'm excited, bro.
Listen, please, I don't have a wife yet.
I don't have kids yet, please.
My life is right here, by the way.
Fuck you dude. I'm kidding. I've got no fuck you actually. We'll see
You watch heated rivalry, can you watch heat rivalry? Don't worry about it
pilot X
About done, man.
What a f***.
You're good, man.
I wanna see you.
What the f***?
Four, bro.
Yeah.
Here we go.
He's in the most long game.
No!
Closer, man, don't be shy.
But a bit closer and get closer.
Can I have a size, man?
Can I have a size?
You said a size.
Yeah, have a size, bro.
You said he's handsome.
Kind of a yodel.
Yeah, he's fine.
He's in the shortest line.
He's got a nice body.
Look at his body.
He's got a nice body.
I have a look at all of them.
Hey, context thing?
I don't know.
I have a look at all of them.
We're supposed to shake it around.
I have a hockey class.
I don't know who won.
Alright little guy, come on.
Oh, hey!
What's up with you, bro?
Man
All right, well...
Listen, that was NMS Boxing for a press conference.
You know, interesting press conference for sure.
Shout out to my security, shout out to all the fighters
for pulling up.
Tomorrow, 5 p.m. Pacific, fight night.
All right, we're all stepping in the ring.
Don't miss it.
Any last questions from the crowd before we wrap this up?
Hey, the only reason you were taller than Asian Jeff
was because you were in those heels on, bro.
Woo!
That's true, yeah, I'm wearing big shoes, yeah.
All right, well.
Hey, we're excited.
All right, thank y'all, man.
Y'all are free to go.
Woo!
Do you want to go on this one?
I'm already on this.
Wow.
I didn't get a hundred gift otherwise I that ass couldn't keep a straight thing
Oh my god, what a what a good name man
On the ring. Yeah, you got the ring there. Why is everybody wait don't step on the logo? Don't step on the logo. Oh
My god, bro
Now you're gonna buy this after maybe maybe oh
Oh my god, you need more negative me? I'm not gonna lie, bro!
It's true, bro. There was a lot of respect moments in that ring.
Alright, in the press conference.
Let's see what's up.
Hey, bro. I think a lot of people, they definitely want to go the humble route.
You know not a lot of shit shakers in there, but fuck it. Why did X crime Sam got
Did ass
He low key was low energy bear
All right, you out. Hey, man
Fuck you up. Fuck me up. Like you genuinely imagine you having to pay him a thousand IQ
Dang, do you genuinely believe in them?
Imagine you get to pay them though a thousand and be like,
nah, see y'all, that would be crazy, bro.
That would be fucking insane.
Damn.
All right, man.
Come on, sir.
Come on, let's do it.
Hey, good luck tomorrow.
Good to see you, yeah.
Hi, bro.
See you.
He was crying.
Bro.
Go here.
He's coming for you?
Thanks, you all right, bro?
Yeah, I'm good, bro.
I'm up home.
You know where the zoom is at?
You wanna work there?
Yeah, but like, it's not gonna be like that
from where like I could just walk out of it.
Yeah.
If you ask woes, you know woes, right?
No, they already shown me it.
Oh, they already showed me it?
Yeah, they already showed me it.
Everything good?
Yeah, I'm good, bro.
All right, bro.
I bet he has straight up shit on the flies.
I don't know what to find out.
Oh, my God.
Probably might get fucked up, bro.
What the fuck?
I think he just locked in, man.
That ass thing, he just locked in.
I bet he actually cried.
You just hit a clip, or like, you didn't see him?
No, I didn't see him.
At least he was wiping his eyes, you know?
I think he just lost.
I bet his baby just lost it.
Watch him on the straight.
Yeah, he shouldn't have even looked.
You ready for tomorrow, bro?
Can you take those off?
Oh, let's see how tall you are.
About a mile.
No.
All right, I'll see you tomorrow, let's go, all right
All right co-worker, see you soon bro
I'm gonna kill myself man.
Holy shit.
Oh my god man.
Wow.
Talk to people?
I feel like I'm in school.
Feeling sad for him? Yeah, me too, but I can't feel sad for him until after.
And also, about tonight, he might knock me out.
The most humiliating day of your life is tomorrow.
Oh my god.
Hi.
Yeah, I know what you're doing.
My nervous?
A little bit.
Bro, what are you guys doing with a straight overhand, bro?
Can you get turned into a bobbin?
I'm 100% sure.
I'm not a bobbin.
He doesn't look good.
He looks good.
You might get a rough.
He's good, bruv.
Don't underestimate him.
No, no, no.
No, no.
He's like dangerously good.
Watch that left hand.
He's so worried.
Watch that hook.
He hit very fast.
I'm taking a put.
I'm taking a knock down.
You're gonna get put on the camera.
I said, I'm so good at it.
If you're on your knee, come back.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can't, I can't.
I'll do a headgear.
I don't want to do a headgear.
I'll do a headgear.
You gonna pay at least on a shirt?
What, Jay, you doing no headgear?
You said you don't want to do a headgear?
You doing no headgear?
I'm doing no headgear.
When you gonna get back in?
Next one, brother.
You can't ask?
Oh, I was saying the same thing, too.
Next one?
You doing the next one.
Whatever it is.
I'll do the next one.
Yeah, come on, brother.
Yeah, yeah, I'll be here mom. Hell yeah
I'm gonna be here at one pin. That's cool. Yeah, I want to be one of the earliest ones
We'll set up for you. Yeah, I'll set up for you. I'll do something
I just one day that's like money
They're gonna be here by one
No, no, no, listen to him. I'm probably gonna be here to
What's the streaming situation I'm not really fighting probably not snow stream, huh? I mean you can stream like
Like, your face killed me, but obviously I want to be the first Buddha.
I mean, of course I understand, but like that's what I'm asking you.
So like, what is the situation?
Like, just me is not very good.
Like, you know, like, you know how you can be in the crowd.
Oh, that's why, it's better if I pop out after you Buddha.
Wait, Luke.
You could do that.
Yeah, I think that's what I'm going to do.
Pop out, because it's not very good if I just end.
Luke.
Then start again.
Yeah, why not good for that?
Why not good?
I'm excited for you bro.
Who are you going to have in your career?
You're going to be like that.
I don't know.
I'm a coach for sure.
I don't think I'm a freebie.
I think I'm actually a lot freebie.
Someone maybe you know very well
that you have to ask to be in your corner.
I'm multiple people that you don't have to ask to be in your corner.
I can't have a hundred people in my corner.
No, you can. It's not illegal.
I mean, you can really see
We have whoever you want it's not an eagle it's his event and he's fighting
Honestly, I understand what he's saying now, so I don't want to be there. Yeah. Yeah
Yes, you came
Not for you buddy
Why is Arty shadow boss
No, this one's gonna be good. This one's gonna be good. No, I'm excited bro. I'm dead ass bro
The comeback story with him
Don't lose that fight tomorrow, bro
Even if you get knocked out, bro, take some coke between your round get the fuck back up, bro
Yeah
We do a trick in your segment
The lights
Oh my god, bro.
Mass Jason unfollowing if he loses.
By the way, I'm not joking with you man.
You're a fucking legend for putting this on good shit.
Hey, thank you for coming, bro.
Except for all the other crazy shit that you canceled for.
Even the stuff that people don't know about, you know, but we'll keep that in mind.
What are you talking about?
Shoot now, bro. We need some like, fits to watch, right?
We gotta look tough.
Towers?
I was gonna be fun. Wait, who should be the third ring girl?
Me! Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Well, who are the ring girls?
It's Sabah, and Tiff, and it one more.
It's anything.
Yeah, might as well, might as well.
Hell!
She's coming to Asia-Japan!
You eat the likes of them!
She's coming to the event.
Asia-Japan!
Oh, yeah, right.
Asia-Japan fighter for his corner.
Well, no.
He actually did.
She's in the corner, yeah.
You guys don't know that.
You don't hold Asia-Japan?
Bro, Asia-Japan corners!
Damn, bro!
He has her to...
I'm fighting Jason LeWine for Face Lita.
Like it was beautiful, bro.
Oh, no way.
He talked about my two boyfriends
gonna be fighting for me.
Like she was like some other world.
She was like a fantasy world.
Come on, come on.
He's gonna go down.
She's like, Jason, get up!
And that's gonna get you up.
He's gonna go, eh.
I heard Jeff touched your booby, bro.
Yeah, he did.
And he also asked if he could cry.
So it's probably good.
After Jeff knocks you out,
bro, he go home to a nice treat.
Come on, this way.
Woo!
I
It's pride month
Should I
back with her ex. So you're not asking to raise her? No, 100%. I mean, you can just ask them to do it, you can just ask them to do it. That's what I said.
You want to give this to her? I don't know. Yo, I was there. Yeah, long time no talk, how you been? Yeah, I'm live right now, I'm good, I'm good.
what's it called are you busy are you busy
damn what's it called wait are you in a layer now okay that's fire perfect well
tomorrow I'm throwing like you remember that mess boxing the boxing event you
You went to the first one and you were like the ring girl?
I was!
Ah, ah, hola!
Yes!
Fuck you, homie!
What?
No!
Ah!
What am I, what am I homies could cover for you?
BAM!
You said what?
No!
Ah!
She needs to do me a favor.
Huh
Why does even work
Platinum bro
Bumbberry.
Who?
Bumbberry?
Yeah.
You know Bumbberry?
Remind me, Bumbberry?
Bumbberry?
C'mon.
Cina?
Bro.
Why don't you want to be Cina?
Bumbberry.
No, no, no.
Let him explain.
Why don't you want Cina?
Now you have to say.
You have to say why.
You got to have a very confused on why you don't want Cina, please.
Bro.
Because we, we, bro, like ring girls, ring filming.
No, no, no, no.
How are ring girls supposed to look?
Explain.
I'll explain it, but you have to check me out. I'll explain it. We have to check me out
You know, you don't let me see you all split it, but you have to give me some of his tricking. Okay. Oh
Did he agree to tricky?
All right, so what Jason's trying to say is he's a big
Yeah, that's what he's out there. He busy say
But I'm gonna want to do that shit, bro. The Chatsman and Chloe Parker
Make it happen!
Sit up, bro.
I just, I just had a dream of you guys.
I'm sure you had a dream of...
Yeah.
Yeah, dream of...
Enjoy May, but she's not here, man.
Nah, yeah, I'm just kidding.
Oh, we got some, uh, Aisha, her Aisha.
Aisha, do you have a contact?
Nah, I can call Joy May right now.
I don't know if she'll fly out. They live in Miami.
Oh, they live in Miami? Yeah, yeah.
moving. They turn it up another notch. They always turn it up a notch for a living man.
It's like, it's not like he heard like a real thing. Yeah. Yeah. Good ass. Yeah. I thought that was your shit.
What? Oh, oh, oh. You know, in the beginning you never know until she get locked in.
So like, you know what I'm saying? Rap, he risked a little bit, but like, they didn't know, so he didn't count. Yeah.
But now that they locked in, like, now it's time to go. Well, yeah, he called.
Hey, Loki, why isn't Justin there in your town?
I
Got a lot
I mean if I get hit once
I got hit was my first fight go I got I got shook
Whoa, I was like oh god. I'm dying this ring before I lose
Join me
Hey, oh, you know I mean sorry to bother but wait Luke cuz like my friend Jay
He said I'm gonna box and mash and like he got all this shit and shit fire and I'm a boxing it and like
Bro, he needs one more ring girl cuz you need like at least three
So like he was wondering if you had any friends that would be down to like ring girl
Yeah, yeah, like just anyone like any the homies or song
Oh, should she LA?
Okay, okay, okay, and you got anyone else to
Okay bet
Yeah, yeah, you could just set the phone
And then but you can really ask anybody but they just got to be like down a ring girl, you know what I mean
Yeah, of course, I hope they're free to forward and then if they forward, then they'll just say...
Okay, perfect. Also, Joy made.
You think they like me? They like me? Or not?
Brav, I'm gonna find your girls out for you.
Let's go!
Thank you, guys.
So I see you right now, bro. I think he's writing a song for you right now and shit. You're right now.
Yeah, that's nice.
Alright, peace.
You are using your fists, but like you also use your body. So remember that
So, you know
temple your equal
I was looking at Asian Jeff he actually looks like he'd look he knocked you to fuck up
No, he's been in the gym. Yeah, like they're gonna push up. He beat you in the foot of the fade. I'll work out. Oh my god
What do you mean how am I push if they eat stop locking your arms, and we'll see who wins
Anyone can lock their arms
Now
Hey bro, NA double, so after the first person can knock out, Jason double in there, he double in the next knockout.
Yeah, cause then it's knockout of the night.
No, I got knockout, knockout, bonus, and knockout of the night.
Knockout of the night is an extra one hundred dollars, right?
Yeah, yeah.
A hundred dollars, that's it.
Hey, hey, man, I got a question for you.
I knocked him out again.
Oh, uh, this is in the Miss Boxer 4.
Oh my gosh, they about to be rotating in the fucking ring, bro.
No, I imagine he's going around you.
We'll take 200.
Damn, bro.
He's gonna hit that ass out.
I'll move the knock to out, bro.
We've under it.
Oh, it's cool.
Wait, bro, why did the ass out fight?
You didn't want to fight?
He didn't want to fight.
He said it next one.
I want to see if you guys ran out of time to ask me my questions.
Questions?
Oh, let's keep asking her questions, bro.
Oh, yeah, we got it.
Oh, yeah, we got you.
Paige, tomorrow, peace jars.
You're actually asking a question?
We fucking, I mean, well, she wasn't there,
so it was like kind of like, like,
a lot of pain and everything.
No, I'm ready for my question.
Oh.
Let's do this.
Why are you doing this to me, please?
Why are you not coming?
That'll land in, come on, bro.
Yeah.
Well, why did you even keep me going fighting?
I'm gonna fight you, lady.
Oh, you guys should fight.
Let's see what happens after the first.
Paige, tomorrow, fight night.
Pee's jar said she's resting like four days before okay four days before dumb ass idiot
Dunderhead, huh boxing and not resting. How do you know I'm rested already? I trained two days ago
She needs to rest for four days
Yeah, what is it?
That's a whole flame
since you face the feet, how are you going to use that to push you into your next fight?
I really want to win. If I lose twice, I'm a loser.
Yes, up there you were like, oh, if I win, if I win, you didn't say that.
No, I actually really, really, really want to win. And if y'all see me cry if I lose, no you don't.
Wait, but you say you really want to win, but are you going to win?
You're gonna win.
All right, when you win, who's your next opponent?
Who are you gonna come up with?
Hey, back when you're in someone to fight?
Yeah, now, back.
Come on, come on.
Come on, let's call.
You're gonna be on three, bro.
We're not watching no more.
I know, let's call for right now.
Come on, let's call for right now.
I'm gonna fight tomorrow, so I'm not free right now.
You ducking.
Damn, any pre-game meditation?
No.
Taking a melatonin gummy tonight?
Oh, you couldn't sleep last night, right?
I can't sleep last night. I was just excited. It's like it's
Nervous. This is good. All the good
Okay, well you are
I'm not gonna be watching.
No, this is a fight night cook-up party.
It is?
Bro, you win bro. We're throwing another last dance.
We gotta celebrate.
Come on.
Come on, bro.
So, first round, I don't want a first round ending.
No, no, no. You gotta go at least a second round.
I'm just out of this.
Just to make it interesting.
Yeah, you play with your food, bro.
Maybe it's like that.
Hey, hey, hey, you're right.
You're right.
If you eat too fast, you're gonna choke, bro.
You know what I mean?
Hey, make it close, man.
This is one round.
I'm a food analogy.
Yeah, you're gonna hit him once.
You don't have to, when you screw your noodles too fast, you get the hiccups, bro.
You feel me?
What?
How should I edit?
Like, what should I hit?
Oh, man, you got a style on him.
Like, you got a...
I'm not that good, though.
I'm not like...
Okay, you don't you don't as long as you believe you go
To do like the the sasuke broccoli hit it with the move that knocked you out when asked out with under the
I'm not good with lateral you either gotta like get him a straight he falls backwards or you gotta hit him with a hug
Hit him in one he's gonna be wobbled walk him down find his side
I HOLD IT OUT!
You gonna wobble him?
Then you hit like a hook or a left hook or something
He's gonna wobble?
Just gonna be fucking dazed and wobble
Get a little shit in the air
Or Jay, if you start losing bro
Take off the gloves, straight MMA
Start kicking in the shit
No, no, no, no, no, no
Why hit him with a flying uppercut like this I did
I don't know
I usually don't put your fucking life on the line out there bro
Fight like you're fucking like you're pins on it bro
I
Know I actually have to
Know like even if you get knocked down
Bro don't end the fight as long as you're good. Just get back up keep going, bro
I can only create it like this image of Jeff
Better than seeing him as the sweet soy boy
I don't want to look at him as a puppy, bro. Don't I hope not don't underestimate him
You don't know the future
Make sure you wrote and make him rotate bro make him rotate
But I'm gonna put him in that corner right there
And then you have to hit it full box
straight here in a like bro imagine he in the corner one more pussy
Oh wow.
Oh my god.
Is that Mone in his ear?
Oh my god.
You're gonna fuck him here,
be like, I'm not my chance.
Yeah, just roll up.
I'm gonna let him know I'm gonna taste his shit.
Fuck you in his room.
Yeah!
Like that shit.
He's going to save you.
Just start fucking killing you.
Ooh!
Tomorrow, bro!
This is really tomorrow, man!
Shit.
Ooh!
Bro, in the last fight, bro.
So you're gonna watch all the other fights.
Oh, in the last fight, bro.
Yeah, right?
In the last three.
to the left three.
That should go hit.
We got to ask you a record.
I got to make sure this.
I got gas in me during the game.
You know what?
Tomorrow is your turn.
White hook.
Oh, but just throw.
You don't get hit.
I'm going to hit.
You know what I've been doing in the mirror?
I've been literally...
Oh, you can probably do bogey fashion!
No, no, I've been like...
Oh, like you've been like, building your shit up, like...
So I don't flinch, man?
Oh, yeah.
Because I freeze up when I get hit, bro.
That doesn't mean in the mirror like this, bro.
That's not a good point.
No, JJ, if you want, it's good method.
No, it's good method.
But JJ, if you want, I can try for you.
I can do it for you.
I'm gonna real fight.
Yeah, well, not...
Wait, like slap my ass on the...
What the fuck are you doing?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
CTE?
This is not gonna give me CTE.
No, no, no, that's training. Bro, ain't no, ain't even good neck, bro. Especially your neck ready.
Are you trying to hit a monster?
Yeah, sure. No, no, no.
Yeah. I'm watching you put in that box tomorrow.
I think I might have a box tomorrow.
His shit was like this.
I'm just gonna warm up right before.
What do you eat before?
Yeah, like, light carbs and electrolytes.
Light carbs and electrolytes.
I was gonna eat that.
Like, literally, like, you want to be like, a little horrible.
Leave it at hell, no.
You gotta be a little horrible.
Off to tonight tomorrow nothing heavy a little hungry
Yes, I'm glad you have your hungry for flesh
And then if you want bro, that's a Mike Tyson shit is bite his ear
Do some crazy shit, bro
Okay, look, we're in you losing bro. The father gonna be Jason laws or cook gonna be Jason got unethical and
I don't get to play for like a month or something max and then brownie good
You know, but you said he was the Jeff
Is he actually like yeah that bad what are all that what's the Jeff
I'm not gonna lie I don't know if that means you will knock him the fuck out
I'm not informed you don't knock him the fuck out
We're not even gassing it I'm not gonna lie
We was gassing it earlier but hey you're good
You're good. You're good. You're going off the field.
You have hella reasons. Your reach is crazy.
No, I don't. You know what I do? I'm gonna hit.
Watch it. I'm gonna hit one of these.
Hit one of these while I'm on range.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna jab him in the stomach.
Jab him in the stomach.
And he's trying to fit in the stomach.
What happens when he goes like,
oh, fuck, I'm eating this shit, and then just fucking right hooks you up.
You're gonna make sure, bro, hit him with things.
He's scared.
He's scared of you, he's scared of you.
Hit him with a face punch.
Make a flinch, make a flinch, work on him.
You got it.
Is he in your corner?
Huh?
Pull his hand down.
Pull his hand down?
Oh yeah, you can do that to him.
Swipe?
Like he has his guard up and he's in the corner?
But you can do that on a loose, good side.
You can do that.
Pull guard.
Oh my god.
Get that nigga in a clinch and then break out the clinch with a fucking hook in the face,
right?
Or just fly knee kicking, bro.
Okay, hold on now.
Hold on now.
Oh my god.
You know how many people are like waiting for me to get punched on?
No, Jay, I'm waiting for this.
No, that's what I'm saying, bro.
I want to see you get hit a little bit, so I know you're taking it serious.
I need you to get hit at least a couple of times, so I know you're really locked in.
I don't want you to have an easy fight.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna just let him punch on me for a first time.
No, no, no, okay, not on that.
Punch me, Jeff, punch me.
Punch me as hard as you can.
You're the bully, Jeff.
Punch me, nigga, punch me as hard as you can.
You're the puppy, Jeff.
Bro, I'm punching myself.
Nigga, it's gonna hurt.
It's gonna hurt.
Jeff, start punching myself.
What are you doing?
You crazy.
You gotta start feeling it.
Start fighting.
I'm gonna start hitting you.
Like, bro, start off the fight like John Jones and crawl to him, bro.
Oh, my God.
You're a good starter, like, when you're quarters, you're not turning away.
I'm gonna run up.
You should run up in a slow walk, man.
I'm ripped.
Do a Superman punch.
Oh, my God.
I
Bro you have to hit a good walk walk in
You get hit in the face
you good I ate that shit
yeah you're wrong for putting landing
inside yourself you're wrong
wait no it would be good if it would
be good as far as I just said that's
respect you are how I couldn't find
anyone for alibis I said no I said no
I said the next one is fine. It would have been good fight as verse Alex
That would have been good fire
Wait the next one y'all trying to get me. Yeah. Yeah, let's run it if I if I love it. Oh, yeah
Yeah, no, no, you know what you do? You should do a gauntlet bro all of OSES versus you
So first round you go against a gratified second round you go against me
Let's do the 2v2 boxing shit.
2v2 boxing is crazy.
Nah.
Alright, 2v2.
Nah, 2v2, yeah, bro.
Maybe.
What, did you step into the ring or no?
Maybe.
I wanna fight Zoyle.
Here you go.
You wanna fight Zoyle or you wanna fight fucking, um,
Sonny?
Yeah.
Hold on.
I wanna fight Sonny.
We're up for the kid.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Also known as Jesus Christ who is first.
Oh.
Jesus Christ who is first.
Huh?
He's first?
Nah.
I mean.
Holy options for the hell.
You and me just sent me two options.
I don't know.
I don't know
The cat owns my bee
Bro
Show it? Wait can I say who?
It was Lana in Victoria bro
Yeah
Wait those are the ring girls?
Wait wait wait I got one
Ring girls are bad
Ender dragon are bad
Face the mirror, Diana, right?
Wow.
Why'd you do that to yourself?
Paige, come join us.
Come join us, Paige.
Just like tomorrow and, you know.
Tell me about it, I want it.
Oh, yes!
Okay.
Feeling good?
No.
What?
No.
Let's talk to Saf now.
Saf now?
He made me just feel scared.
Well, he was like, oh yes, you trained for Creator Clash last year and I was like,
oh maybe that progress doesn't last and then he was like, no, he definitely does remember
everything.
But you've been training for like two months, no?
One month.
One month?
I'm gonna win.
I feel like you've been training like a lot.
like a lot I'm there like four days a week yeah I genuinely believe in you and I want you I believe
when you get one of those shirts are not
yeah
That's why it's a zero.
Why did you rule in Baloch?
Who in Baloch?
Who ruled in Baloch?
I didn't rule in Baloch.
It's not Baloch.
No.
Lacey.
Lacey says Baloch.
You let Lacey say Baloch.
Look at the second I sit down, Lacey, get off.
That's weird.
That's okay.
What do you mean?
Listen.
Tomorrow, I need you to get in there and put fear in these doors.
How?
Cause you think it's like
Oh!
I'm gonna, I'm gonna be very nice
And then I'm gonna go on there
It's just like
Okay
You know
You gotta intimidate her before
How?
You gotta be like
I'm gonna fucking kill you
Then she's gonna want to kill you
I have ever been a lose
I actually can't
If I lose I'm gonna be really sad
I'm like actually trying to build myself up to like
Not being really sad if I lose
Like it
But I'm gonna win so I hope he's sad
Oh my god
No, no
You shouldn't even be thinking about that right now.
You thought about losing.
I thought about how disgusting in it that how my career would be over if I lost.
Yeah, so you can't lose so.
So I can't lose, so.
I can't lose either.
Oh yeah.
How do you upload it?
Oh, chat, chat.
Why is Archie acting like he's fine?
Oh, hold on.
Sorry about that.
Hold on.
I'm trying a little bit I got a little sauce on your side.
Oh, you saw me? I didn't think you guys would see me up there.
Wait, see you up where?
Underwear?
Oh.
This was supposed to be a joke about how he was like trying to look cool and then expecting
no one to see him and now I'm in there.
No, yeah, I was doing that a little bit.
Peek-a-daw, are you on beach?
Oh, a little bit. Not really. So we met.
She was tweeting a lot. She was like, oh, this is the most my body's ever been in pain.
This is because she's a bot and she's 37
So me personally my body was in pain a month ago
So now my body's not in pain. So basically she's a fossil you're gonna read to me shit. Yeah
Why are you making that face stand on it? I'm standing on it. I'm standing on it. You have to stand on it
Yeah, so what are you gonna do to celebrate when you win?
Um
Have you been eating better like maybe I'll eat like a better like a healthy meal. I'm beyond something even like shit
What are you gonna eat tomorrow? I don't know what to eat tomorrow. What do you eat before the fight?
Pasta
Then night then night of eat pasta like tonight. I can actually watch. Carb up. Carb up and then tomorrow
Some oranges and peaches.
I don't know what to eat today.
I don't know what.
Carbs. Okay, wait, let's get pasta today.
Yeah, I'm gonna get pasta.
What's your favorite kind of pasta?
Mine too.
I don't know.
I don't know. I like spaghetti meatballs.
Have you guys vodka sauce pasta?
Nope, okay.
I don't know anything about that.
Well, you should try it.
Should we get salads tomorrow?
No, I don't know.
Is that what they're saying?
Is salad?
I don't know. Usually the boxing coaches come out by now.
Don't fill your stomach up.
I'll ask my coach.
What about your coach? Is your coach here?
No.
I don't have money to fly my coach out.
He's gonna watch from home.
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, is your plus one?
Yeah, this is my plus one, but my boxing coach.
He has a real job too.
Oh, okay. Thanks for that.
I don't want to.
Okay.
Listen, tomorrow we make history. This is 2-0. I know. 2-0 right here. 2-0.
Well, I mean, technically you're 0 and 1, so they won't make... so 2 and 1.
Tomorrow. After tomorrow.
2 and 1.
It was 5-4?
No, I'm 1 and I'm 0 and 0.
So we are 2?
No, no, no. You're 0 and 1. So when you win, it'd be 2 and 1.
Because I win, so 1 plus 1 equals 2, and then they're lost is the 1.
Mmm!
Yeah, I see that for sure.
You got CCU too, yeah?
Haha!
Did we get... wait, have you been sparring?
Uh-huh.
A little bit.
Aww.
But she... okay, what do you think?
She says she's been sparring non-stop.
I've been sparring a little bit, and then like, learning.
Do you think it's steering?
It's better...
So you're sparring a lot?
You learn a lot more sparring.
Oh, that's not... ooh!
You learn a lot more sparring.
Because anyone can hit the pass,
Once you get hit in the face, in the ring, you should freeze up.
Like, I freeze up.
Not me.
I freeze up.
Like, like, like...
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No flinch.
No, I used to flinch a lot.
Yeah, me too, me too, me too.
So excited.
It's gonna be nice.
You know, it's gonna be incredible.
How flinching.
It's gonna be so fun.
It's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be amazing.
Can we, uh, script an acau?
Oh.
Is it $1,000?
No, you can't just knock out, but there isn't really a knockout bonus, but...
How much has the knockout bonus?
Uh... like, man.
Little bad.
Can I get that just for...
My bad.
The hotel is actually really nice, thanks for the...
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks for the hotel and the flight, that's enough.
You know, you know, once I make more bread...
Cause I'm actually losing money, honestly.
No, I figure...
Yeah, that's why it's like, when people are like, oh, pay to find it...
Like, there's a lot of...
No, I don't need to be paid, I'm actually...
Thank you, like, seriously, thank you for coming.
No, I'm so glad. This has been a great experience.
It also gets me in the gym.
It got me locked into the gym, it got me finding a new hobby.
And it's something fun to do.
I don't need to be taken.
Just the fact that y'all are coloring like fights in hotels is...
Perfect.
Hey Russell, why are you still here?
Just walking around chatting shit.
Me too.
I'm sad.
We're one next, bro.
Next and what?
What's up?
What's up, bro?
I was staying by a pony full too big. I want somebody smaller. What the fuck?
I'm not even kidding. You would probably murder me. Hey, so, uh
We're pulling up to the courthouse or what? Oh, you want to pull up pull it up?
What's uh, can I drive one of your cars?
What? I only have one car. Oh, what's one?
Bro, I could be your driver. How do you have a driver, bro? Oh, man.
Next time, Mr. T is nice.
Alright, you can be my driver for a day.
Man, man.
Man, whatever, bro, whatever.
Listen, after this, like, you gonna hop in the rainhand?
It depends on, honestly, it just depends on, like,
I'm not really like a f***ing guy, but, like,
it's fun to do it a little big, you know what I'm saying?
I think it depends on how I feel after this fight.
I think after this fight, no matter what,
if you're gonna lose, I want to sum down
so that next time, there's, like, I have a closer look.
I'm sorry, it's pasta time.
What?
It's pasta time.
Well, I'm not pasta time.
It's pasta time.
What is that?
I don't know.
Dude, son.
It's actually tomorrow. Wait, what happened?
Oh.
What's that?
Why are you like, why are you laughing at his face?
What does that mean?
Like a joke why'd you look at him cuz you looked at him like that when he asked
I was like, what does that mean?
I was like, I like this hate you towards him
But the HR's low keep going away because I just forgot
Yeah, it feels a little sad
He looks like a puppy
Yeah, he's gentle in there
No, no, no, fuck no
I'll do no headgear, it's over
What did he do to put out a gun actually?
She swung it to you
What the fuck?
They don't have security
Did you do bro?
Yes we do!
We got security!
Did it cost security?
Asian Jeff up the poles and kills me!
Oh my god!
That's my moral!
That's my secret plan!
Yo, just kidding!
My opponent's gonna fucking stab me!
What the fuck?
It's technically a spa, so legally that's allowed.
That would probably get a lot of likes on Twitter too.
Bro, what?
I don't mention, we do a TikTok, and then it zooms into your face when I pull out the knife
and it does the cooked like dog.
Like, and then it goes,
let me know!
Bro, I don't want to farm like my injury.
I don't want to.
I don't think so.
It's so lame, bro.
You don't even have to do that.
I'm gonna have a few inches that you can put in there.
I beg your pardon?
Like, like, the knife, the knife.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna take the inches from here.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Ah, man.
Bro, what's your business?
What do you really like?
Oh, we're hungry.
Bo, I...
Bo!
You order me like, Dave's Hot Chicken to my hotel?
No, don't eat Dave's Hot Chicken tonight.
Oh, Bo!
Eat some spaghetti!
You order me spaghetti to the hotel?
Bro, just, just, uh, just a little over this, man.
Yeah, I know, I was saying, you do that.
You do a Doug-Doug, dude.
I'm from here.
What's happening here?
You do a Doug-Doug, dude.
You live here right now.
Lock it.
Lock in.
One more night.
Ooh, and then Doug-Doug, right?
right it's like a low-key one though next next up
dude is hungry as shi- wait, I'm about to hop in the ring
oh no
we're getting excited for the fight bro
hot wait, oh my god
you better get an injury maybe
come on
dude, I should have it
it's a little fully
dude, you gotta be loose
be loose
Be loose.
Don't get too tight, bro.
Watch it.
He'll record you, bro.
Man, watch out.
Let's go get pasta with him, bro.
All right.
Before you throw it, keep your hand open.
Yeah.
And hand when you make contact.
Close it.
Ooh, that's good.
Hey, hey.
I'll be fine.
I was watching him.
Hey.
Hey, that's exciting.
First.
What's up?
When he gets hit, he's scared to get hit.
He's good, he's good.
He's good.
That's what he's doing.
What the hell is that shit, bro?
We saw how he boxed his shit yesterday.
That shit was ass as fuck.
Don't come back.
He says the guy that got knocked down, bro.
Where's knocked down?
Bro, come on.
I don't fuck you up, too.
He's kinda sweet.
Yeah, you gonna get fucked up.
I don't fuck you up.
bro, after
after
bro, we were supposed to spar yesterday
I can't spar, I realized
bro, you're not supposed to spar
yeah, we're not gonna go straight to the gulo
like, I'm already, like, kind of sore
oh yeah, me too
I'll fuck you
and then put the salt in that shit
banana is your best friend
banana tomorrow
oranges, salad, and that's it
head here, bro
I got no defense.
I hit down this shit.
I'm gonna punch this guy.
You're gonna pry him, bro.
Don't get scared.
Go back into it.
You do that.
You hit him in.
Go like this, alright?
He's gonna launch.
You shoot.
Don't move back when you're fine.
Go into it.
Bam.
He's gonna close up.
I'm telling you.
He's gonna close up.
He's gonna dobs.
Look, I'm not that good.
If you really think it was a good one,
I thought it was a power to like get one good hit on you though.
No, don't call us up.
I'm good.
Hey, don't worry about defense.
Don't worry about facing A-Shi, A-Shi, A-Shi on you right now.
Wait, hold on.
I'm gonna tell him to stop.
Ah, watch it.
Look, hey, don't worry about defense.
Put your fucking hands.
Don't move too much.
Oh yeah, don't move too much. I've been moving too much.
Head on.
Oh, like...
Then, then, then what is it?
Fuck the gloves and just starts fucking...
Me kick you in the face.
Fucking elbow you to the fucking chin.
Then, then what, Jay?
Then what, Jay?
I'm not going much. Jay, if I fight again...
Go box, go box.
Let's post.
What's up there?
You're a fucker.
Ooh!
Bitch.
I don't want you to move.
I'm gonna buy this shirt, bruh.
I'm gonna want one, bruh.
How'd you get this?
It's hard.
It's so hard.
My girlfriend.
What's going on, man?
You did us about, like, switching spots when you were younger?
Huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, nigga, I'm willing to be homeless.
I've been homeless before.
You know, bruh.
Yeah.
Bro.
So, on the line, huh?
Yeah, a lot's on the line.
Yeah, you have to do that, bruh.
I'm willing to, you know what I'm saying?
biggest fight in the history of it all are switching lives if you win this is a real
enemies boxing it really is bro this is really the main event like if we're gonna
be honest bro y'all probably got the most height in the community yeah I mean
that's what it's about you know I'm saying you gotta make the chat happy and
enjoy yourself that's what it's about but we're friends and let's do no headgear
Well, like here's the thing like already retarded so it's like I get hit in the head
I'm being a little more retarded.
Like my GPA already like 2.3 and I can't like have it lowered or I'll definitely have it.
So what's a little bit of a...
But if you win, you don't need to go to school anymore.
True.
All you need to do is hold the fucking camera.
Yeah, but like if I'm holding the camera and I have CTE I'm gonna like point at like
some food.
I'm hungry.
Want some food?
You don't want that?
How am I gonna hold your camera?
Yeah.
I saw him. I saw him.
I didn't have him.
He's staring at my food. You're gonna die, right?
I'm gonna eat pasta tonight.
And I'm gonna cheat it out.
No alcohol, bro.
That's not what that is.
What are you straight at, bro?
Let's go. Good job, man.
Straight edge?
Yeah, that's fantastic.
Straight edge.
I've been sober since I started training.
I'm not gonna lie, after the night of, I might get high right.
I might literally get blasted out of my mind.
Oh yeah, enjoy yourself, but you're gonna pass away soon.
You're gonna have to like smoke the paint away.
The paint.
Well, even if you win, it might hurt.
I had a broken nose after my first fight.
I know you did.
Yes, I did.
Then I was bruised, it was bruised, okay, no my like my rib cage was like cooked, but anytime I would laugh that shit would hurt
Well, oh bad calling bro
Yo, bad bad tomorrow tomorrow is the day bad
Fighting yeah, I'm fighting
The campers.
The campers, yeah.
Yeah, don't worry.
Yeah.
What time is it?
It's 5.
5 o'clock.
5 o'clock. I fight.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
Three rounds.
I'm happy yeah pretty happy okay you think you you think I went me win or lose
lose.
Huh?
Tan has full tan.
Yeah.
All right.
What did he say?
All right, man.
Okay.
All right, man.
All right, love that.
I was shopping.
Yeah, look here.
Shad to bat, man.
That's really my dad, man.
He really nutted it.
I don't know how he got my scent on.
Oh, Archie.
I was trying to love it, bro.
Hey, bro, you're not gonna have to be the next one.
I'm locked, bro.
I decided to give him my Everest, bro.
Yes, I'm gonna train it now.
I'm over it.
You're happy?
Bro, we're gonna be on top of that, I don't know.
That's just genuinely scary.
It is.
No, yeah, bro, they have like human body checkpoints.
Something that will make you say something.
Like green boots, you know, green boots?
I don't know, you Asians have something.
Come on, man.
It's flip-flops, bro.
What, bro?
I just hate men that wear flip-flops.
Why?
And I hear men that look like you, Jay.
Oh.
Don't try to match one like that.
That's my evil twin, treacherous.
Can you be my ex-girlfriend?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
What?
Smell like bitch.
Oh!
Oh, fuck.
What?
And then we're...
I just elbowed you.
Hmm
It's not anime what if I turn it to anime
No, that's why I sure don't bro when he's sort of piece of my shit up
I should just put the gloves down and just fuck it
No one want to see people grow
mud wrestling
Different
That's a whole different score
Oh my god
That might be why I didn't say LV
Slippery man. Yeah, this boy's dangerous. I could die could literally die tomorrow. I'm not gonna die tomorrow
I think you with a two-piece
That looks so fun fighting a way bigger than you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you got to work the body
I thought with like gloves like the 14 or 16 punch in the side or really do anything
I'mma fight with this gun then. See what happens.
Oh, fight with this gun then. See what happens. Shut the fuck up, bitch!
Alright, 30 right here.
Come on, come on.
Don't even run the 30. Don't run. Don't run.
You don't want that smoke.
Hold on, hold on. He's talking to me. You don't want that smoke?
I'm professionally trained. I can't do stuff like that, you know?
Ooh!
Oh, oh oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh, that one...
I didn't have a blitz!
Oh, my God, oh, my God!
No, you're not!
Are you scared to get hit?
Are you crazy?
Are you scared to get hit?
Are you scared, bro?
I would have loved to fuck out of you.
You could put the gloves on after.
You could have a second main event tomorrow.
Fuck the glove!
Rambo trade MMA on you, bro!
Bro, please, please, let's do MMA, bro.
Let's do it.
Woo!
No!
What the hell is that?
What the fuck is that?
Bro, god.
Yeah!
All right chat, that's it for me, bro. That's it. I'm about to end
Wait, wait check um before I end
Actually, yeah
Was the audio issues was there any audio issues or anything before I
the beginning
No? Okay. It was good after? Okay. All right, bet. Yeah. We got a fair amount for tomorrow,
but I think we'll be good. Tomorrow, mic'd up. Today was just kind of a test. We weren't
even going to do the press conference here. This was kind of last minute, but it was basically
test for tomorrow to make sure everything works. Like, that's why we didn't have an audio guy here
today or anything. That's why tomorrow we have the full team. So, love you. I think two of the guys
want to be... We need someone to be on-prod. Like, switch fast. That's probably gonna be me tomorrow.
Yeah. Okay, then we're good. Today I was just kind of directing. Yeah, that's how you get through.
Oh, it's real cool. That's everything I said. Like, today we didn't have a guy switching. It was
Rolando, the guy that owns the place. It was just... because we didn't have people here today.
Oh, everything for tomorrow. Yeah, everything good for tomorrow
That's done studios and shut up to buy a cocoa
Cocoa baby gonna need some coconut water water for tomorrow to deep blow check. Hey, and here you hear you
Go up to all of them. Hey, come on, bro. Oh
Oh, yeah, when these minus four no, we're in third quarter already. We're up 10
For this game, bro
Fuck the next oh wait, no wait wait wait
Fuck Trae Young fuck the Spurs and fuck my banana
He's 8 for 11, 3 for 5 at the 3-point line, 9-3 bounce, hey, hey, I'm scared now, right,
that's good, they were just down by 10.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
The fourth quarter, you know the fourth quarter belongs to?
Bitch Jesus Christ himself Jalen Bruxy. I'm out of here man. Hey tomorrow
I've been rough. Thank you
NMS tomorrow
Hey tomorrow tomorrow, it's gonna be a movie
Just find is excited
I see some shit.
She walks right here.
How am I going to knock her out when you're not here?
I can knock her out with a headgear.
I got knocked out with a headgear.
But that's like a man's like strength.
I'm not that strong.
She's not that strong either.
It's all good.
Maybe it's okay.
I think if he can stumbling out.
Alright Chad, are you streaming after?
I'm gonna end right after the event and probably celebrate and I
Don't know. I don't know but hey man. I love you. I appreciate y'all
Tomorrow fight night. It's gonna be fun
Careful with that
I love y'all I'm gonna see you out of mall 5 p.m. Pacific that's when the fight starts
But it's probably gonna run to late as usual, man.
Um, I love y'all.
Thank y'all for watching.
I'm out.
Peace!