Here we are.
Chat? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Chat? Hello? Are we here? Are we here?
Medic glasses, GGs? These are not medic glasses. No dice.
I'm currently 8 minutes away from Cal State, where Kai is hosting Shreemer University applications.
Okay, today is the day we get accepted.
We will be getting that accepted stamp very, very soon, y'all.
Very soon.
Yes
Do we get some W's going meeting KC three? We're gonna be we're gonna be going to streamer you
Very soon by the league of with auto OCS boys. Hopefully they let me cut the line
If not GGs broke of the family does a five hour line
That's why I wanted to get a bit of a head start
It was also a 15 minutes ride from the crib, and you know damn well, I'm good up driving segment
So we are here, we are seven minutes away.
We're about to witness the university in person.
We're gonna see if it's packed, if it's not,
if the hype is real, if people are actually wearing diapers
at Streamer U, if people are actually camping,
pissing themselves, waiting for the opportunity to apply.
And who knows, bro?
I mean, I might be next, man.
I'm gonna be honest, I should've equipped some diapers
because I just drank some coffee and now I need a shit.
But I gotta hold it in, I gotta hold it in.
Rip, Oliver Tree?
What?
Oliver Tree?
What?
What are y'all saying?
What happened?
Helicopter crash?
Check, calm?
He
The helicopters are scary rude R.P. Man, not the don't let's just go to him and his family
Well shit, it's fake well if it's real R.P. man, that's
That's horrible. That's horrible. Life is crazy. You never know when.
Running in a flip of a switch.
Shit could just be gone.
That's horrible.
Damn.
RIP.
Dude, he was literally just at my party. That's that's actually that's actually crazy
That's actually
Anyway, anyways, sorry
Well, yeah, that's what sure me sure you
Okay, let's let's let's lock back in our P to Oliver tree in his family
I don't know how to really transition this without seeing
Like a asshole, but I don't want to start jumping up and down for sure you after after saying RP to Oliver tree
you go with shape
anyways not anyways but alright anyway okay um swimer you applications I had Lou
print out some uh some uh you know I seen him stamp in people with with with
Papers and resumes, you know, I mean so I made my own resume as in Lou made the resume for me
But you know, I told her what to write it and shit
Over under she she used chat GPT for the shit
I would too to be honest with you applicant for guidance counselor and professor of gesturing one of one one oh one
Streaming University
professional summary
by this by this by this by this by this qualifications certified master of advanced gesturing
Definitely chat GPT definitely chat GPT. Okay, nearly therapist-leveled listening skills according to chat
Okay, maybe not chat GPT relevant experience
Successfully guided thousands of viewers through life decisions with a confidence level typically reserved for licensed professionals
Lou I like this for me because this is very very true very true
Um, survived seven consecutive days alone on an island demonstrating resilience, leadership and ability to thrive without adult supervision without adult supervision.
That's actually very, very much true.
Um, completed a live streamed skydiving experience proving a willingness to leave his comfort zone and occasionally functioning.
And occasionally functioning aircraft.
Very true.
I'd like the vocabulary.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, we are outside of Cal State.
Y'all see the tennis court?
The thing is though, where is the line?
You know, got my stats here.
Peak Twitch subscribers, confidence given
while giving advice 100% successful therapy sessions.
According to the chat,
thousands live change through advice results pending.
Bro, am I in line for that?
Bro, I think I'm gonna get the acceptance state of chat.
We will be getting accepted today.
bro we're gonna be good you be are you in that's sound god bro
Oh my god, he's already in there.
Oh, Jesus.
What?
Wait.
We're cooked.
We're cooked, bro.
You got a what?
You took so long.
Go with code.
codes call Archey wait
see what I do we just walk you just follow that barely yeah I think so all
right thank you sir thank you I'm gonna grab all my trash too
Ah
What is oh, yeah, oh, yeah
I'm just gonna water all over the fucking car.
All the way around this way this way
Wait what happened
What people at okay, you go around past the locker and then you go get there
El Litter El Litter that ass
Who am I
That's a nice
Are y'all here for some are you
Yeah, but now I'm gonna go IRL so maybe I can secure a spot
Okay, but I heard the line is all the way back. I hope they're here since 6 a.m. Sweetie. Say you swear you've been here since 6. I swear they have.
Okay, so it's not that bad. This is what you do. Go around this way. We'll see the line. This way. Okay, cut around. Cut around this way.
It's a library right here. Cut through the library that's the end of the line. It starts right here, but it goes this way. You'll see them.
Okay, so I'm gonna go this way. Okay, we'll get one of you. Good to meet y'all. Good to meet y'all.
I'm trying to make I'm trying to get accepted
trying to get accepted here's somebody okay can you like
my application though I'm trying to be a professor
that's my cameraman John am I home I thought about a professor
No, I'll come and say hi.
One, two, three.
Thank you so much.
Good luck.
Hey.
Good luck, man.
Good luck.
I'll tag you.
Hey, let's go.
All right.
Yeah.
Oh, she's not messing with me.
She's not messing with me.
You got to be political.
Shake hands.
Yes.
Hey.
Nice.
Incredible.
Alright y'all. Thank y'all. Thank y'all, man. I gotta go.
Application day!
God, he knew she was mad at Christopher.
Shoo! Shoo!
WPIN?
She was pressing you, Arky, Arky.
What was that?
Hey!
You here for a streamer?
You have the cases?
Where's the line, bro?
I just took a shit right here, bro.
You probably don't want to walk by.
Stay on guard.
You just took a shit.
I'm gonna be for all, I'm just gonna get you to the bush.
That's fucking disgusting, bro.
Oh my god, yeah, I haven't wiped that out.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's good.
No.
What do you mean, no?
I took, what do you have?
My application letter.
You don't need that.
I do.
They're giving them out.
No, I need this.
You mentioned a line of 100 people,
and they all have that same exact key.
Well, guess what?
I made my own.
Made my own.
OK, come on, look at it.
Here.
Actually, you can just take one.
Wait, what do you mean just take one, bro?
How do you have a longer?
have multiple I printed multiple accomplished which you're more accomplished
Anyways, okay community community leader community leader. Are you leading? I'm leading my community. We're proving track record
Oh, okay. Okay. I like that turning everyday situations into unforgettable content. Yes, okay recognizes one of them one of the internet's
premier
practitioners yep gesturing
Me too that ass
You both okay you actually take a shit. Yo, what's good, bro? Yeah, they guys just sign me the desk
Yeah, you good bro like five times already bro. That's fire location
Wait, what oh, I'm good. I'm good. Thank you though. Holy shit
No, no, no, I don't think you're gonna get let it bro. I think you're overqualified. No, no, no, no
I need to be a professor. I'm here to teach. I'm gonna teach
I'm here to teach guys. I'm here to teach. Yes! I'm here to fucking teach! I'm here to teach!
What class I'm a god I'm applying to be a guidance counselor and a professor
teach you just the ring one-on-one so it is a live star
come on you over simulated that I got to answer if you give me to the front line
I don't want access to any
Yo!
We need a little Mexico, bro
Whoa, whoa, we gotta apply
We gotta make it
Wait, you see it art here or no?
You guys see it art here or no?
Thank you, bro
Love, that's love
Oh, yeah, Street Pit
Jason, can I put you on my resume for a second?
Uh, yeah, put me on my, put on it
Put on it, I got you
I got
Yo yo yo
Yeah! Happy drop list, bro!
Yes!
Woo!
Dreamer Yo!
Yeah!
Where's Arky, bro?
What's good, bro?
What's good?
I got a question for you.
I got an answer.
a little bit. Take a good look. I don't know you, but you need to know. Take a good look.
What's up, dude?
Mexico. You ready? You sure? Yeah. Oh my god. Why? Do the thing. Do it. Do it. Do it.
You got to do it with me. Okay.
One two, three
Boy, if you don't get it
I wouldn't have here without me in it, bro
You're a legend, you know that
Appreciate that, we're gonna make it
We're gonna do this shit
Bro, we're doing this shit
We're doing this shit
I don't got any, I got, stop it
I swear to God
You're chasing the fucking wing
I wrote my application letter
I wrote my application letter.
I'm leaving this on online, nigga!
I did, I did, I'ma do both.
I'ma do both.
Okay, all right.
Fuck, I'm looking for a Mexican and black man.
Have you seen anyone?
Who are black?
Right here, right here.
I'm here to stop lending, I'm here to make it, bro.
I'm a cool-o, yo, come on, cool-o.
Come on, man!
A black Mexican, bro!
You got it right here, man!
You see, I'm here to apply, I'm here to make it, bro.
What's in the envelope?
Is that the answer to the universe?
No, it's my application.
I'm pausing this application.
All right, babe.
Both of them are paid, bro.
All right, my boy.
Go crazy, bro.
Go crazy.
Come on, John.
We got to go.
Hey.
Yeah, we got to get in here.
All right.
Uh, uh.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Let's get in, man.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
Are you got a picture?
Yeah, let me apply.
Yo.
Wait, what's this right here?
Is that guy?
Oh, we are the first.
Oh, god.
What the hell?
I don't know what the kids' applications are.
Yeah, it's fun.
The teacher?
Yeah, it's fun.
It's fun.
What kind of teacher?
Professor of teaching, just the ring one-on-one?
Yeah.
Just the ring one-on-one.
Just the ring.
Okay.
Just the ring one-on-one.
I'm just trying to make it.
Just trying to make it.
No, no, I don't have sex.
I'm a virgin.
Good
What would you say?
Oh, oh, why are you trying not to look at me?
Don't do it.
Somebody hand me a handgun.
Damn it, man.
Now I'm making you want to end this.
Listen, I just can't stand it.
What?
Yeah.
You're not gonna make me want to be a banana man.
Oh, yeah, OK.
I don't take banana man.
That's love, that's love.
Yeah, man.
Give me some more.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No!
Hey, I love toad!
Hey, toad!
Hey, can I get some toad?
Give me some toad!
Jesus!
No!
What's up?
Oh, got somebody here.
Hey, hey!
You got the police phone?
Yeah.
Here you go.
Yo, guys, it's you.
It's you?
Personally, it's me and you.
Hey, it's like.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry, man.
You guys, let's make some space.
Let's make some space.
Thanks, guys.
No.
It's out of town.
It's out of shit.
Wait, are you on next next time?
Oh, I got to come out.
I got to come out.
I got to go.
You been here?
I thought you were on O's night man.
Freaky ass, not freaky ass.
Freaky ass.
Nah, that was all funny.
Don't freak.
Here girl is airing.
My girl is airing.
Hey, hey, hey.
Fine, fine, fine.
It's fine.
Dude, you're like bitch.
It's my trick.
I've been watching you.
That's far.
Hey, did you get the nine?
You got the nine?
No, wait, because you're gonna sit back.
Let's be police.
Hey!
I said fuck you.
Did I say fuck you for real?
No.
Damn.
It's your moment.
We got him.
Wait, wait, wait.
The battle's happening.
Wait, wait.
So you got...
You went in there and you got the nine?
So this is what happened?
I've technically got denied because it's hot as fuck out here.
What?
How you get denied because I'm hot?
Well, like I said, they're doing it, they told me I was too sweaty.
Oh.
And I'm like, yeah.
No, don't sweat it.
I can't sweat it.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating, bro.
But you know what?
I said follow me.
Next time.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating, bro.
Your brother's right here.
Tase him.
You been camping?
No, no, no.
I'm coming over here.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Tase you too.
I respect that respect
You got a jail post?
No.
What is this?
My mom brought me to you.
Why are you on your loop?
Oh man.
Thank you.
What happened?
You came in late.
Me and Reddipa are working over here somewhere.
I don't miss working here.
Oh, is that the old one?
Yeah.
We're gonna make it y'all. We're gonna make it. Manifest, manifest y'all. Manifest.
Yeah
I'm not hungry enough.
I tried to use a phone for an access to an entrance.
Lucky you, Water.
I'm so sorry.
Wait, are we going to get an access to an entrance?
I'm so sorry, honey.
Wait, we built the houses for you?
I know, but...
We built the houses.
We have a long ass line all over there.
We have to wait all day.
We've been here since 9am.
I
He knows us, he knows us!
Oh my god, he knows us!
Oh my god, he said he knows us!
Why are you saying that?
He knows us.
Do you think we're chance, I can maybe go?
Maybe just behind you, on the shadow where I was just looking?
Good ass.
He's waiting for Ty.
Is he right now?
We're all waiting for him right now.
He's trying to make you do this.
I do, though.
Huh?
He's telling you not to.
Hey, what is everybody waiting for?
What?
All right.
We need to go to bed.
We want a few of you guys to have a nice evening.
All right.
Who's telling me who?
Yeah, who's telling me it's not the rule.
One, two, three, four.
I'm in Canada.
I'm in here.
Hey!
Oh my God, we're making it.
Come on!
Slow down, slow down, slow down.
Yo, Arcade!
What the hell?
Where did you spot this from?
Bro, I just been around chilling, bro.
Get in there, get in there, get in there.
I know, bro, I've been camping all day.
Thanks.
Have a great day, bro.
Have a great day, yo.
I'm as hot as a pig.
We're just doing this cool last night, though, ain't it?
Come on, come on, Arcade, let's get in there.
Well, make sure you're not close to this man.
Me and my dog.
This guy, this guy.
I appreciate you a lot.
Thank you, sir.
Cheers.
I don't want one, though.
Thank you, sir.
No, no, no, no.
Back it up.
Yo, he just let us through.
What?
Kyle just co-signed us.
We're good.
Wait, we're waiting out for people to come in.
Parking, parking, good.
What is that?
Yeah, bro, I was giving out water.
We made it, bro.
We did ask for it.
Hey, thank you.
All those nights at camping, bro, we did ask for it.
Seriously.
We did ask for it.
We did it! We did it!
Black E bro!
Come on, come on.
He's fucking dead, kid.
He's fucking dead.
He next!
No, no!
I'm for violence!
You don't remember?
Take the audience off!
Stop at my table!
Right now!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Let's go, let's go.
We're gonna make
My god
Yeah, yeah, so this is me right here.
All right.
Jason, what would you like?
It looks like you're good to go.
Head in.
All right, perfect.
Head in.
Wait, no.
He's out.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you.
How am I going to make it?
He had it all until he made it.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
That's good.
Hey, he's with me.
He's with me.
Oh my god, it's a nice the day
We've been sleeping in for two days!
20 nights!
20-71 hours!
We've been sleeping in our car for two days!
How the fuck did you get in?
Well, we've been sleeping in for two days!
Since 5 AM, Jason!
What?
How did you get through?
We met her since 5 AM.
Jason, what?
How did you get through?
I love you to this.
Hey, come on.
You're a good kid.
Go, go, go.
What are you doing?
What's up, bro?
What are you doing?
What are you waiting for?
You're a nice guy, bro.
Hey, we made it.
Look how we made it.
First guy.
Thanks, man.
First guy, man.
We got to make it.
We got to make it, bro.
We got to make it.
I don't want you for a fucking...
Wow, that's loud!
You don't even have to tell me to get that tone!
No!
You don't want a tone!
I want a tone!
I already got two sticks!
I'll take that tone!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, it's both!
See!
No!
I got this!
No!
I love you.
Oh, my God.
My God.
I'm making it.
Oh, my God.
I'm making it.
I was at the mafia ball talent show.
Oh.
Oh, so here again, she's five.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait.
All team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got against them.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We want to go.
We want tone! We want tone!
We want tone!
We want tone! Yeah we did as well!
We want tone, bro!
Huh?
I need one, gang. Try one.
I want you to do it.
Alright, it's all good.
No, no, no, excuse that somebody else.
I don't.
We've got to be patient.
Bro, try it. One more.
We made it! We made it!
We did it!
Oh, Jesus!
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
Bro, we need some time.
Are you okay?
The face of America.
Hey, let's tell them, bro.
We're going to the Framp Day.
In two days.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm so arrested.
I can't wait for a case in three million.
Hey, watch, I'm about to pull up watch, you talking about a special speaker?
I just didn't see that's all
You can't make it about yourself but not too much
Yes, we love you ma'am. We love you. We love you ma'am
Yes ma'am! We love you ma'am! We love you ma'am!
This is your house! This is your house!
We love y'all!
Okay.
Are you here for the...
the Kaisen?
You can't even breathe.
This is serious.
Do not ask for a fucking picture.
It's muddy! It's muddy!
Muddy, muddy, muddy!
It's muddy!
I love y'all!
I'm trying to make it, you trying to make it?
You already made it bro, what the fuck?
This is Dave.
We love you so much!
I'm gonna love you!
Stop it, Jeff!
Oh my God!
Yes ma'am!
Come on, try this application Dave.
It's application day guys. We gotta make it.
We did it. We did it. We did it.
It's application day here.
I pulled the line. I'm glad they closed the line. We did as made it one second.
It was a beat up. Holy shit.
I can't hear early because I knew that I was going to get cut off, you know.
We love you!
I don't remember anything.
Are you doing great?
Let's try again!
Come on, come on, let's do it!
Wait!
Whoa, don't take it away!
Whoa!
I'm not going to leave you too late.
Ever since you were on the news, you just...
I'm the face of USA, you know that?
I'm the face of the USA.
You should be the face of China.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Why?
I'm your ass.
Anybody got a restroom?
I'm about to shit.
I'm not going outside.
I'd rather shit myself than leave this place.
Inside the hall.
No, no, no, but I won't be able to make you back in.
Nah.
You set me up.
I'm done.
Come on.
I need a peep.
I need a poo poo.
No, no, that's fine.
Jason, you don't want it.
Did I let you beg him?
Yeah, but that was before.
You said meows though?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't like him.
Wait, wait.
Okay, okay.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna come up here.
I said poo poo.
I said pee.
I know.
Don't.
Shhh.
Hey, let me just tell you, there's much tuts, where are you going, you need to go see them.
I'll go with you.
Hey, can I see my chance, or use the restroom or nope.
Wait, can I come back though?
Yeah, just go back and see if they're here.
Okay, perfect, thank you so much.
Tuts, tuts!
What's up, we'll be back.
What's happening I gotta prove all my hand while I take a shit in the life
Tonight I take a shit and come back
Okay, thank you so much sir. What's your name?
Morgan Morgan Jason nice to meet you
That's what my bit rates look like you're sucking up all the bit rate game
W take us then.
I want, I want, I want.
It is good, right Jason?
Combine it. Combine it.
Just 100.
Wait, just, you might need to hold it down.
I got you bro.
Appreciate that bro.
Wait, hold this. I got you.
I can't bro.
My hands are all just fine bro.
I just got you some gum.
Hey, take this into the mouth and...
Yeah, now don't do that.
No, I'm not talking to you today, you want me to pull the chat?
No, I'm a live streamer, sorry, but no I can't.
Yo, you don't think the lights are on?
You gotta learn to say...
Let's make a tick tock.
No!
I'm at the bottom.
Chase me in the stream.
I had to focus on the chat.
I'm at the bottom.
It's like, you know how it's like...
I can't.
I'll be doing tag-tag in the program.
My hands are wet because I washed them.
They're actually clean.
Swooch, love you to death.
Take a stab.
I'm calling you Swooch.
You're the wizard.
You're the moose.
You're the wizard.
You're the moose.
You're the wizard.
You're the moose loser.
Stop doing that.
I'm sorry.
Hopefully you get into swimming university.
What's your name?
Haskell?
I like Haskell or Haskell Marys or...
That Haskell?
Daddy.
See, that's as...
Iwale.
Is that swimming or not?
Iwale!
I'm sorry.
I'm excited.
Let's go.
No, no.
Jason?
Jason, we can't go anywhere.
Jason, the main street.
I'm bad.
You gotta go.
Jason, win the strike.
I'll make it.
Oh, we'll die that way.
Thank you so much.
Nice to meet you, Morgan.
Thank you.
You're a hero.
I'll make it.
I'll pretty good this day.
I'll make it.
We should interview people at the university.
I don't know.
Shall we?
Yeah, I'll go down the line.
Are you sure?
What if we get kicked out?
We're gonna make it! Make it! Make it for everything you talk about!
Thank you!
No, not too many pictures!
I'm gonna go to the barbed wire!
I'm gonna touch the youth, bro!
Just a rink, one on one!
Just a rink?
Okay, okay, I like being with the people. What's your name?
What's your name?
CB.
CB?
Hey, how's CB?
I know you well.
What do you teach them?
Uh, gesture ring when I'm on it.
Or be a guidance counselor.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to teach the youth.
Are you trying or are you?
I'm going to teach the youth.
What are you going to teach them?
How to gesture.
How to not be scared and embarrass yourself.
How to be a top tier student.
I thought you was going to be a clipper.
I thought you was going to show us how to be a...
I mean, I could do that too, but I feel like a lot of people are going to be scared.
I'm going to teach the youth.
How to be a top tier streamer
We're gonna make it man! Let's do it man!
Yo, you should be teaching a class!
It's a rich ass!
Holy shit!
I don't get this wrong!
There can't be...
100 million!
Push up!
Push up?
Push up, push up!
Hey, who wants to smoke?
Push up!
Let's go!
I gotta catch multiple times.
I'm gonna be a professor.
I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna be a professor.
I'm gonna try.
We're gonna make it, brother. You to go.
You to go, bro.
Yes, Sam!
Yes, man!
Oh my god, we doing the...
See you again, brother.
It's good, dude.
We're gonna make it.
Oh my god, I can't tell you, I can't even reach you.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god, I tell you!
Hey!
Listen, I'm still...
Hey!
That's a diva!
You a diva!
You want diva?
Back to diva or W?
Both.
It is here yet.
Fuck it.
Wow, wow.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, snap.
We are here at Streamer University. I'm applying to be a professor. I'm a class guidance counselor. I just want to make it.
I love you. I love everything. I don't even be a janitor if you need. I got my application right here. I'm prepared. I'm ready to teach.
Let's go see what you do!
Hey, love man, what's your name?
Justin.
Justin, good to meet you man.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you bro.
Nice to meet you brother.
Nice to meet you.
We're gonna make you.
You!
Love you to death.
Love you.
Yo!
Love you to death.
What's up?
Love!
We're gonna make it!
Yeah, we're gonna make it!
I need this, bro.
I'll get you tough, bro.
I'll get you tough.
Listen, that's why I'm here.
I'm here to teach you.
Are you only a teacher?
Make it by yourself.
Don't be embarrassed to embarrass yourself, but be great.
Hey, hey, hold on.
I got a joke I want to tell Kai.
So, you know how my hands are red?
sneaking into his office and then he'll be like oh yeah I see you I'm like oh dang you
call me redhead. Oh that's hard. I don't know everything I love that's fine. I would dab you but you know
right here. That's what I got. That's gonna get the Raffles go. In a student or a teacher? Teacher.
Teacher. Uh had a gesture or be a guidance counselor. That's what I'm seeing. Uh I might
meet on the sideline. I'm not gonna do that. Nah hey you said you was the greatest player of basketball.
I didn't say that. I did, yeah.
I did say that, yeah.
Hey!
I don't know what that is.
Bro, you said you was the greatest basketball player though.
Oh, I mean, in all of this, in all of this.
One speed coming from the left.
I'm starting to sweat, bro. I gotta calm down.
What the hell is she doing here?
Huh?
Get off, bro!
Oh, love you to death, King. Seriously.
Oh, thank you so much.
That's love right there.
Yeah, you'll be fine.
Not a jester.
Not a jester. Or apply to be a guidance counselor.
We're a question. We're a question.
We're from the motherland, right?
What motherland are you from?
Everyone at a Harlington goes somewhere
Yeah, yeah, I got you
We need to all do this in front of everybody.
Oh yeah, that's fine.
You want to do it, buddy?
Yeah, thank you so much.
Same thing the last time, right?
And what, you want to do it?
Yeah, but we're doing the dance, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like that's what we're doing.
It's just learning something.
Oh, it's time to talk to him.
Oh, okay, I'll do the dance with you then.
You got a lot of pressure.
What?
I'm happy.
Oh, that's it.
Dude, you're really doing something.
Hopefully, bro.
If I get this episode, that's gonna be so fun.
Here you go.
Same thing like last time.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, are you practice?
You gonna stand in here?
Yeah.
Okay, listen.
It's like, let's be like...
Like, you know this, right?
Like, are you gonna dance or not?
Yeah, yeah, I feel like...
Yeah, yeah.
How many likes to get us through a boar rap?
A lot.
Uh, boar rap.
Wait, can you break me a rap?
Oh my god, boar rap, bruh.
Oh my god, I like this.
Hello, bruh.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you dude.
This is our third contest six months ago, bro.
I know, I know what you're doing is good.
I got like 60 kids.
That's pretty fucking good, bro.
That's a cool group.
Man, bro.
Of course, man.
I missed the positivity.
One thing is, uh, I'll be.
Yeah, it's a city.
Guys, don't play with me.
We're gonna be the first.
Have fun.
I bet, I bet, bro.
I'm going to make a video.
Where are we coming?
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Yo, video's over, bruh.
Are y'all having a good time?
Yo, we're Jason.
Jason, can we interview a quick bro, too?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, real quick, wait, let's do it.
Wait, let's do it.
Wait, it has to happen.
It's just a mahogany one.
What the fuck is shit?
What?
I'm not doing this mahogany shit.
Fuck you, asshole!
Fuck you!
What did I do?
Jason!
What did I do?
Get up!
All right, who?
Are we good?
How are you gonna convince a guy?
Get on my knees.
No, your knees?
Get on my knees.
No, you wanna see all of them?
Huh?
Just listen to me, guys.
I'm gonna fuck you.
Fuck you, bro.
What's up?
I'm alive. I hope you heard my shit, bro.
I'm out of here, bro.
I'm out of here.
Hey, here we go. Ready?
Ah!
I'm trying to be a professor at St. Louis University, or a guidance counselor.
What are you going to do if you're a professor?
I'm going to teach the art of gesture.
Of gesture, mom?
Gesture.
What is that?
Basically, not being embarrassed and embarrassed.
Okay?
Putting yourself out there, being outgoing without feeling shy.
Okay, okay.
And what's your pitch going to be in the class tonight?
Um, well, basically what I just said.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
different than every other person trying to be a teacher?
Well, I can be the diversity hire. I heard Ray got rejected. So, you know, they need an Asian professor.
That's better. Last year they had extra Emily. This year, Ray being an I kind of opens up your spot, you know what I mean?
If you get rejected, what do you get or do you get?
I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry.
Okay, and this is more of a personal question that you're asking.
school what is it what does it mean to be from
I don't even like talking about it.
Who are they?
I'm not even talking about it.
Who are they?
I'm not even talking about it.
Are we here?
Kissing my neck.
Do you feel like you made it out?
I think I did.
And I've been teaching you how to be just like me.
I feel like I'll make it when I make it into Shanghai.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
I got grabbed.
I'm gonna do real quick.
Here, here, here.
You know what I'm doing?
Wait, am I gonna get the phone?
We're stopped for fun.
We're stopped here.
We're still in one thing for you.
I love some dead ass.
I would dead ass.
Let me do this real quick, then I got you.
I'm still frame of us together got like
200.
Well thank you guys, thank you, I appreciate it, have a lot of good luck and we'll see you
in there.
Hope you guys take it, I appreciate it.
Let me get that kid.
Alright, got you guys.
Yes, interview, Island Breeze.
Listen, tone gave me super power.
Tone made me who I am today.
If it weren't for tone, I wouldn't be here.
I love tone.
If it weren't for tone, I wouldn't be here.
I love tone.
I wouldn't be here. I love tone. I use it. I actually can I apply this right now?
Look at the way the oh my god, look at the way it literally comes off the top smooth
Simple no errors. That is tone right there now. I'm gonna put this and apply it
Wow
Incredible that feels amazing
Even after I put my mask in it still smells like an island breeze great, that's that's amazing
Yep
I appreciate you, man.
Love, love, love.
My hands are five-thousand.
Oh, let me...
I love...
We're making it by any means.
By any means, man.
I'm gonna get good from here.
Hey, I love you to death.
You've gone to Vegas at any time?
No.
You've never gone to Vegas?
Every time I'm at Vegas, I lose my money.
Yeah, so I try to stay away.
I don't know, how do you do this?
Uh, he's going home then?
Not smart, not smart.
I need to feel something and then I try to feel something
and then I just feel, feel sovereign, exactly.
So sovereign.
You gotta lose it and then you put it back.
You know what I'm saying? So you take that slipper
and then you put it back.
Three steps forward, you know what I'm saying?
Line it up. Line it up.
What do you mean, you're dead?
I'll take that. I'll take that.
What is my guy?
Yeah, you look like you're in the math studio, it's my guy.
Hi, how's it going?
You look like you're in the math studio, it's my guy.
You're pretty good.
Oh my God. I'm not even getting married, e-pussy.
Bro, the biggest. I got tech that I can do that shit too.
Tell him I got to be eating, e-pussy.
I got the e-pussy, bro. I got the haptic suit.
No! I need one of these.
I got the treadmill in the car.
Are you going to the place?
Yeah, I have three treadmills.
Yeah, I'm vegan, yeah.
Wait, I see you on TikTok.
Yeah, he probably did.
You swimming, shit.
Right?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah?
I did, I see you on TikTok.
I was like, yo, I want one of those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, we on TikTok Live.
We on TikTok Live, yo.
Yes, sir.
I think he's angry.
Yeah, we on TikTok Live, man.
I'm looking at late.
Oh, shit.
Okay, good.
Hey, we should hop on beyond, play some games or something.
I got you.
I'm getting a $20,000 hat-ticks and free stuff.
So I'm gonna try it out.
Okay, bet.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, bet.
And let's do a quick thing of this or that. Let's let your followers get to know you a little bit better.
Okay, I like it.
So I'm gonna shoot two things, give you one answer.
Alright, let's do it.
It's brought to you by your paper holiday engine, how they make sure y'all follow me, right?
Yup.
Jason, white chicks or Malibu's most wanted?
Uh, Malibu's most wanted.
Okay.
Hot boys or paper soldiers?
Hot boys.
Okay.
A little bit of black cinnamon's are gonna be thrown in there.
Booty Tang or undercooked duck?
Oh, I love the Booty Tang.
Okay, Booty Tang.
Straight out of Compton or C.B. Ford?
Straight out of Compton.
Okay, then big mama's house of Norby big mama. Okay, so playing the front at the next
Have Baker how high
Maybe boy, I'm hustling
What's close up here house party don't be a minute
Bad boys a training day
All right, Martin the Fresh Prince.
Fresh Prince.
Howard Snowfall.
Snowfall.
Friday or next Friday?
Friday.
Belly or set it off?
Set it off.
The problem or the boondocks?
The boondocks.
Let me name a smart guy, Keemyn Kale.
Keemyn Kale.
Last one.
Everybody hate Prince or is it Jamie Foxx?
Jamie Foxx.
Hey, okay, there you go.
Y'all know, Jason, hey, he invited to the cookout.
Hey, it's me.
I'm there.
He's telling me to come out.
I'm there.
What are you telling me, what are you telling me?
Okay, I gotta sit down.
Oh, Lily, how are you doing?
Oh, you know me?
Yes, I know you.
It's very nice to see you.
Oh, I have to go.
I don't know who that is, sir.
It's going down.
Sir, sir, can I shake your hand?
You can shake it.
It's going down.
Oh, boy, how are you doing?
You're doing great.
You're strong.
I see you getting stronger.
I'm tired.
I'm trying to get the time, sir.
Can you take me with you?
Yeah, I'll take you, but I'm going slow.
Okay, but okay, okay, let's go. Let's go. I'm sorry
What video should be dropping today
My chair, how's wrong? How's wrong? Are they here? They make it
Oh
Oh, you want in? Oh, you want in? You see a jab?
Woo!
Okay, okay.
Oh, you want a boost?
Okay, bet, okay, bet. You want me to make it a swim, or you?
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Next one.
Wait, he dropped me.
Yes sir, yes sir.
You have beautiful glasses on.
Don't sit down though.
Everybody should have their ticket.
I need you to pull out that ticket right now.
Hey, sir.
Oh, yeah?
I want it.
Can't lose this job.
That ass, we can't lose this.
This is a ticket.
This is a ticket for you, sir.
It's on your ticket.
What?
Oh, my God.
It's a right ticket.
Oh, my God.
I want to try to make it fair for everybody.
OK, that's nice.
Oh, my God.
Come on in.
Show the ticket.
Hey, Jane, what's on over here?
Five, four, seven.
Oh yeah, you go in first.
I believe you, I believe you.
We have both abs on our tickets.
Hey
Hello, Dennis.
The power of friendship we got this year, man.
Come on, Mom.
I made it.
I don't have a clue.
You've been here since the New York interviews.
He's been here for the past two days.
Yes.
Oh, him and the crew right there.
He's been here for the past two days.
Bro, I seen his TikTok.
I was like, what?
Oh my god, bro. I'm dead ass scared.
Chad, what's harder?
Getting into Harvard?
Or getting into Streamers?
What?
How many people are there letting him start?
Bro, it's going to be bigger though that day.
No, no, no, no, I'm not posting.
Hey, can we let the hole down in my hope a little bit?
No, no, no, we're going to make it.
We're going to make it.
What makes me unique?
I survived on an island for seven days.
What's the island survivor?
Me and you both, man.
We're dead. Are y'all twins?
I'm cool though, bro.
Cool though.
I'm dope.
Hang on, yeah let's go.
You like it bitchy?
Huh?
We'll get more bitches.
If you get fat bitches, we'll get fat bitches own.
Ahhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh.
Ahhhh he's crazy.
Hey we all been there.
Hey man.
Yeah man.
Look at that!
What's a gesture?
A shout out to the whole team
We are here to say how we are doing
How are you doing?
I'm going to try my best to be a guest
No no no
I'm going to teach
how to gesture or be a guidance counselor
I'm going to be a guidance counselor
That's what we are doing
The best?
Wait, Turkey
Yeah, I got a lot of Australia.
Hey, don't talk to a country like that.
Jackass.
You got to try to keep company in approximately five years.
Get some body.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
If you're there...
I don't need to shit, though.
Okay, respect.
That's respect right there.
Love.
I like the red hand and shit that's it you're gonna make it oh no I hope it's gonna joke
and he's gonna get the staff I'm gonna be denied it's gonna be green excepted okay like
I make skits and stuff like that and I try and be funny on purpose so that's what it
man that's that's what it's all about
So go to private room
I don't know if I skipped the line though
Check it out
Justin Boron
Let's go
How much is that?
Ahhhh
Sorry guys, I'm sorry guys
No, sorry
Give me a seat, Jack
No, no, no
No, no, no, no, next, next
Who are you, Jack?
W, Roo, 2, 3, 4
AHHHH
Get a party, man
No, no, no
Get a ticket, Rhee
No, you are
Oh, yeah, I got you, I got you.
Yeah, I got you.
Wait, I was going to go to the bathroom.
Go to the bathroom, get to the bathroom.
Oh, yes, sir.
How's the seat?
Get off the aisle.
Who told you that?
See you, see you.
How's the seat?
Come here and grab it.
Until then, stay up to ours.
Let's go.
I'm going to say hello, and I got you.
That's it.
Oh, that's it.
Passing it to the kid.
I love the most.
Pass go.
Answer wrong.
Can you do a pass to Paul real quick?
I'm passing to Paul, sir.
That's so much love.
I got you.
That's a lot of love.
much love I got you I saw the phone the fattest person in the fucking
Stringer universe I got sent home I got I did I got sent sent to my seat I
don't want to get kicked out what do I do what do I do
Call him?
Alright, what's wrong?
No, call them wrong.
We're now done.
We're not done?
I just thought you'd, uh, hop on any less boxing.
I drew?
Yeah.
Tell him, bro.
Are you guys ready?
Oh yeah, that's right.
Wait, it's just so- I got one more move.
I don't know, man.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
Spielberg youuuuuuuuuuu.
Where you at, bro?
That late as fuck.
What? I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Oh my god, I got you. But just, just
text me, call me, spam me. I got you. I'm kidding y'all in. We making it. We making it.
Listen bro, if my boys can't make it, I can't make it. We here.
I'm gonna get a kick down, okay so I'm gonna use my phone on D&D, so I use all my fucking
phone battery or not?
My phone died, my phone just died bro, my phone dead ass just died, oh right, right.
I don't want to use your battery
Yeah, but you're 100% legs.
Well, I see that ass was winning.
Ah, Mike.
Oh.
Phone died.
No, but you kept it.
Oh, Mike.
Oh.
You doing enough?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, I got the feet.
You fell?
Yeah, yeah, I got the feet.
No!
No, no, no, no, no.
You're good.
No, I got it.
I got the feet.
I don't appreciate it.
No, bro, bro.
Just hit my management.
Management
Okay, the next one's gonna be a month. So let's not look to the next one starts. I'm gonna review
Okay, I'm gonna take applications
I respond when it's time to
Just get us in the straight.
This will give you an asshole sometimes, bro.
No, it's not.
You need this?
No, no, I'm good. I'm good. Everybody got it.
Bro, no. Hey, you see the overtime guy?
And the tone.
Fuck, time's up.
What? Overtime?
Okay, okay, okay. How about we go on this side?
I just caught him.
No, I'm scared. No, he's...
I'm scared. What do I do?
Go to CB
Ask me
My god, what's good, bro?
Hey, that's a dude that's love I'm never watching you say you know where CB is that
Askel. Askel.
So, why?
Why?
So, now we can get a camera order.
I'm ready.
You all got it?
Haskell!
Fuck it, my aspirin, my aspirin.
I'm soon, mate. We talk soon.
Yo, okay.
How's everything, Jason?
I just...
We gotta get into the...
We gotta go to the private room. Let's go.
Okay.
Can you hear my phone from here?
Fuck you, me and...
Oh yeah, I've gotta go to the private room.
You know where CV's at?
Uh, the bathroom.
I'm sorry. I don't know.
Oh, okay, no worries. I'm gonna go ask...
Oh
Hey, I was wondering where CP's at
This how they talk to me?
Where you going?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I don't know
Are you scared?
Uh, no, I'm uh
I was told to go to a private lane by CB
That's what it is
Do you have a secret?
Yes sir
So I took it up again, bro, but it's serious stuff this time for a row. I love you
Oh, no, this is secure this should that ask you down
CB CB is a person
You're supposed to go in there with him
I got you, I got you.
What's your name?
Quincy J. Helper.
You see, I had a feeling.
J.
How do you know?
E-mob, alpha, ass, bro.
It's all good.
We should tap it in the video.
Create a direction where it's too unorthodox.
I don't know if you're gonna work on that.
I see people like...
Creators shouldn't be general, bro.
Okay, back.
I bet.
I was like an ass to you, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I thought that married.
Are you guys going, are you going together?
To the private room?
No, no, no, for your audition.
Should we go together?
Are we allowed?
I don't know.
Yeah, I'd probably go by myself.
Me too.
No, wait, because I'm applying for a teacher,
you're applying for a-
They don't freaking spray it.
Damn.
You think we could kill him?
You be good?
Kid?
I mean, I haven't seen you in two days.
I've been okay.
Hey, it's been two days.
I got my ear in such a house.
We did as well viral, but no you did the fucking era method where you leave something so you can
Yeah, probably they went bad you probably would have never been alive back. No, that's facts. I wouldn't have been I wouldn't yeah
I understand it. So what I didn't appreciate was that fucking logging frame?
Get a new blogging frame. Yo get in the same frame
Oh
They already got the screenshots. Yo, you know baby in a chat. What the fuck did you say my chat?
So basically I streamed 24 seven right and you did that face up with on to see if you'll invite me
And I said that I'm chatting
Bro did ass I got you I got you listen to your saying
Oh my god, you're good. Trust me. I was nervous the first time I pull up to the courthouse. I was nervous too
Okay, only tip don't say hard R keep cool
That's literally oh my fucking god Texas Rangers. Thank you. Thank you
Oh my god
Fucking kill
Yeah, I mean yeah, we're trying to make the new one though. We're gonna make a new you're literally like a meme creator
You're fucking you're that fucking guy dude
Yeah, that was from Martin
Love Martin to death. Martin's a good kid. No, he's a great. He's 1337
Hey, I've been watching nice
Catch up with you
I've got a few questions, sure, sure, sure, what's the best thing you like about yourself?
I love about myself.
I love...
I love about myself.
I mean, you should love everything about yourself.
But also, what's the thing you love the most though, you know?
I love my mom and my dad.
I love this shirt. Oh my god, I'm sweating. Oh my god, what made you gain to swim there?
Boredom, it's like a it's like a main passion. There's my main passion right here right now
Okay, so what is the way to like stay relevant with content because a lot of people are off one clip
But that I'm gonna stay relevant from all the other people
It was stupid shit, but not too stupid
What's that? What's that?
What's like the eyes of me getting into a phase, I'm not a phase, what's the eyes of me getting into a core in the future?
See, see, I don't know bro, I don't know, I can't, I mean, listen, nothing's said and done, we might be live, we might not be, I don't know what the future holds man, so maybe, see you at the top.
If you come to the bar again bro, that's gonna work.
Love bro.
Nice to see you.
How you doing?
Good.
Yeah.
I've never done this before.
I'm a bad kid, though.
I don't want to do it to you.
I came to Calais and I...
I don't want to do it to you.
I don't think so.
This means better than me.
They say.
I'm trying.
I'm a good kid.
You don't want it.
I don't want to do it to you.
You don't want it.
You don't want to do it to me.
I'm not.
But I'm looking good.
Red Bull.
That's good, guys.
I'm not good.
I'm a big fan of yours.
I dyed my hair green.
All my eyes are on fire.
Guys, guys, guys, make sure you sit down.
Don't want to get kicked out, guys.
Is that guy gonna get a picture with you?
Just him.
He's supposed to do shit.
Oh shit, that's far.
I live 60 years.
I've been blowing.
Huh?
Take that.
Listen, whatever you need you let me know.
I'm serious.
I'm getting in shape.
That's love, sir. That's love.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm good. I'm good.
Don't give it. I got it. Let me do that.
What was your question again?
Uh...
Who's that? Who's that?
Who's that?
Is that Dean and... and...
Adrian Rebronder?
That's Adrian Rebronder, bro!
AB, bro!
Yeah, those... the kick people?
That's fire.
I'll give you ten dollars if you go to ABC and beat his ass.
Hell no!
I'll probably beat his ass.
You might be drugged, you might be drugged.
Wait, do a little low-violent one.
Dude.
I'm gonna live right now.
We're dead-ass lit.
So
We should go box being the great
You know about it, bro
So little bro
I'm gonna kick a lot of people out of here.
All right.
Who would be down when you're...
Hey look, I think you gotta sit down.
I'm sure you gotta sit down.
Okay.
I'm probably gonna come back to the courthouse.
Can you please?
Uh, I'm free a lot.
That way, I'll leave it.
I'm gonna see Franskate very soon.
Hey, Jess.
Hello, man.
Hey, my name's Lune.
I was gonna ask myself.
Yeah, I was gonna ask you.
Are you down to go with me to Diamond Gym more time?
I'm already going, I'm already going.
You want to go?
I love you to death, kid.
I can do a little.
What?
No, no, no.
He only can't, bro.
He only can't.
He only can't kiss.
He can't kiss, bro.
I just graduated.
Graduated?
Graduated this morning.
I love graduation early to be here.
Thursday people call him back and we're in cap and gowns.
They copy my clothes.
I'm a franchise player.
I'm crying.
Why'd you just go get fucked?
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
I give up, bro.
Get asked congratulations.
Congratulations to graduating.
Go get my heart.
No, no, no.
Shut up, Columbia.
Get asked.
You don't speak to me.
You're fucked up, bro.
I'll explain you to go.
Even though we have the same free page, we don't give a lot.
Us? Even though we have the same free page we don't give a lot.
He don't speak for me. He don't speak for me.
We're both from Arlington. Trust me.
I'm just not scared to say he's PR trained. I'm not.
No, no, no, no, no. That's not evil. He's not evil. He's not evil.
You ever watch that one?
SpongeBob episode where he's the yellow side on the green side?
Of course, of course, of course.
I appreciate y'all we're gonna have to get back to streamers streamers
Pretty good
It's fucking late dude birthday was lit birthday was lit when I first saw you
I did my muscle stop look at my drink
stop I'm gonna say hard on your stream again
I told you stop taking that you're freaking 23
how did you get rid of that?
you can't get me to take off the line right?
you can't get me to take off the line
huh?
somebody took off the line?
take off the line?
oh my god
wasn't somebody at the line
like tapping everybody?
yeah
oh they were like humping in the line
There's so many people.
Ron's here.
You can't leave.
I can't leave.
What do I do?
I saw five, sorry.
You can't rely on Chad.
Do whatever your purpose is.
No, I want to save my friends.
Ron, save Ronaldo?
I have a plan.
Follow me.
Be careful, bro.
Jason, do you know who I am?
Hook him past over here.
Let's go!
Off with motion.
Good to see you, bro.
Yeah.
Thank you, man!
No, thanks!
Wait, um, no, no, but my friends, uh, St. Bernardo, Marlon, and Lacey, they're outside.
Yeah.
I was wondering if we could get them in.
The courgette?
That's not on me, yeah.
Not on you?
Okay, okay.
Honestly, honestly, let me just say this, let me fucking death.
I appreciate you so much.
Thank you.
Morgan, you're actually great.
Seriously.
Thank you for being nice.
Okay, man.
We're gonna try our best, even though it's him.
Because the same game as the four boys, like,
the long one, right?
Yeah.
It's like, you know, finally.
Yeah, I know.
I'm not here right now.
That's Breeze.
Oh, please.
Ah, do you know where Breeze at?
Do you know where Breeze at?
Like, she's back there, and he's farther back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's right.
He's here.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
OK.
Do you know where Breeze at?
Or maybe?
Breanna?
Yeah.
Go find John or?
Yeah.
Fuckin'
A long marlin and lacey they're outside
I don't know if you can do anything
A long marlin and lacey are outside
I know it's a big ask but
So yo, we're gonna grab them but we're gonna put you guys in a smaller room
Alright?
We're just creators
Yeah
I don't wanna cause havoc in the gym
Okay, yeah
It is my boy Haskell right?
I understand too, because let me just say this much, us famous people, we have the same free page as everyone else, so I actually greatly appreciate that, and yeah, honestly I'm just really appreciative, like honestly I love this whole thing.
He's a lover boy, he loves, he just loves love.
Um, let me get a quick FaceTime call going.
Um, I actually, oh, I have to text Marlin, bro, fuck!
Dude, getting the same frame as Marlin.
Yo yo yo, ya'll boys here?
Ya'll boys here or no?
Okay okay, um...
Okay, um, Marlin apparently has a connect.
Oh my god, stay...
Marlin has a connect, so ya'll are good I think.
I have this connection on stable.
I'm going to try to get a knife.
Martin has so much to use.
Yo, I'm going to try to get a knife.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, this motion.
Thank you, sir.
We're good.
Yo, can you give the flyer to the picture?
Hey!
Wow, it smells good in here man.
Oh shit.
How you doing?
Don't mind, just don't go back to the gym.
She's gonna be too crazy and we don't want to get her shut down before Kai comes.
You feel me?
We went in like a little board.
I know. I feel it, but you know what I'm saying?
You know?
Yeah, because we had so much motion going up, like bro, everyone's talking about it.
We were laying down, he was laying down, he was laying down.
He was crazy.
What's up, dude?
Dude, you look like me.
Huh?
A.B.
Haskell.
I'm lagging.
He suckin' dick!
You don't suck dick, too, bro!
I'm one of the gay people.
I don't suck a dick.
I have a girlfriend.
He do got a girlfriend.
So you got a girlfriend and suck a dick, too?
I would never suck a dick.
I'd probably kiss and hug my girlfriend and have sex with her.
What's that about?
What's that about, dude?
Really?
You want to disrespect me and hurt my girlfriend?
You don't want to take this fight.
Trust me, I've lost four.
roast I can roast I can roast you'll be to sit out of AV no I won't beat him I'll
beat him in a roast off I don't want to fight trust me I doubt
let's radiate positive energy because we here okay I'm here to be a professor
or try be a professor yeah you what about you know maybe the professor okay we
don't even think it's how to kick a bitch out yeah fire I actually been needing
like I actually been trying to I've been trying to learn to say nigga cuz I'm
black okay let me I'm trying to learn that's why I'm going to your class so I
I can learn to sing nega and be like that, like.
Let me hear you sing.
You sing nega again?
You can sing nega.
Let me know if you want me to say it.
Should I do a bit of something here?
Are you Asian?
I'm Asian.
That ain't sound.
That kind of sound a little racist.
And the way he said it, it sounded like, right?
Like, whatever you meant.
What are you trying to say to me?
Negra!
See, that was good.
That was good.
Okay, is it better if I say ER and no?
No, no, no, no.
I
Bro I'm trying to learn how to beat a bitch ass like y'all
No, no, no, no, no, no kick a bitch out
Is that what you
Before you I'm a little do your thing right now. I'm gonna just practice one more time
Okay, let's say you're in a situation where you're trying to hit on my girlfriend
You're my girlfriend in this track and I'll practice to protect
bitch ass niggas
what the fuck?
you ain't get scared, yeah man, come on
you ain't get scared, you ain't get scared
do it again?
see what I mean?
yeah, yeah
you didn't want to hit on that
that's my man
you, you, you protect
you do protect
I feel so safe in this room, so safe
now he playing with you, now he playing
Yeah, you got if you're going to be
like that, but I want to know what I want
enough. I want to know. I'm gonna I'm
from Orange and Brown actually. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll chill out. It was nice talking to you. I hope to see y'all in Trim University and it's not beef. I love you
You guys are good kids.
Honestly.
I like doing it.
I love that.
You got him on our corner?
Yeah, let's go to our corner.
Come on, Niggas.
Is there anything you want to say about this?
I don't get this shit out of you.
Do you want me to say that?
I don't get this shit out of you.
Do you want me to say that?
I don't get this shit out of you.
Don't teach an egg though.
Uh, out of Chester?
Out of Chester?
Class.
Cool kick.
You can say bitch an egg on this?
Bitch kick it.
Anything. Ain't no filter.
I've seen your butt on stream though.
Like three times. No.
I'm just saying I've seen the clip.
Okay.
I thought I was gonna play piano.
Piano? Who's a piano?
I'm gonna play ping-a-pong.
Bro, your Vietnamese with glasses.
The fuck?
That's like me saying, you know how to play basketball if you're black.
I have PBC, can't play basketball in black.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, I beat you in basketball.
Sorry.
No, no, I beat you too.
It's World 1-1.
World 1-1.
Fair.
Let me just say that fair.
Ray Schraderling, yo, how's my Wi-Fi chat?
How's the Wi-Fi?
Cool, 25,000 people, yeah.
I'm not used to the numbers.
Chat, chat, chat.
Has the Wi-Fi is bad in here?
Is it bad in here?
Ash?
How'd you guys meet?
I got a CV for Wi-Fi probably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, should we?
Uh, let's wait.
Yo, can we get a Bev?
Hang on, let's get a Bev.
Can you give me Bev for real?
I have my new chrome on it.
Look.
I have to tell you, you're bad.
Oh, you're bad.
You're bad.
I'm going to go back in.
Look, this chrome on it.
Oh, my god, it's really chrome.
Oh, you want to touch it?
That's your real chrome?
Yeah, would you buy this off me?
Hey, how are you guys?
I'm great.
Oh, I'm chill.
I don't understand.
Oh, I have school.
Jason.
Jason, nice to meet you.
Where are you guys from?
I've been grown from out of the way.
Oh, I was grown from out of the way.
No, no, no, no.
I just have a grown from out of the way.
He's the one who is little.
I'm from Orleans, I'm from Orleans.
Where?
I'm from the least in Texas.
Oh, okay at least.
Okay, Texas, stand up.
You know the ag in, you know, Arlington, the Alfa Mono?
Okay, I like City of the Rock.
More tone?
Can I have one?
I'm actually so fucking musty from here.
Okay, I'm running.
I'm so fucking musty from here.
Yeah, I mean, musty from around.
No, but I want to give them some.
Make them tones, man. Let's get it.
Wait, wait, wait, check, check, check.
How's it going, Chris? Better or better? Better or worse?
Wrong coming in?
I like it, never.
That's good. Wrong coming in, bro.
How do you got it?
Eat this shit!
My fellow fuckers do this!
No, no, no, no.
Yes!
2026, you know my body.
Yes, you make it.
Oh my god, we're so lit. I'm not gonna lie. Vibes are better in here. I like the noise. I don't want to be exclude. I don't want to be like excluded from everybody, bro. I want to be part of the students. I want to be part of the everybody at the park. What's that, bro?
What's up brother? How are you man?
That was a perfect man.
How are you brother?
22 team.
22 team? On 19.
19? Damn!
Go around 19.
You got it man.
You got it.
You know him now.
Black Indian actually.
This is crazy.
Go around.
Wait, what are you doing, are we?
They don't cause havoc for you, sir.
They made me leave my school around the side.
Wait, do you know a CBT?
CBT's out there.
I got you on the phone.
It's going to be too crazy.
She's coming.
You know how?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
The whole way.
Nope.
I'm out of here.
Love you to death, kid.
Never mind.
Cut scene from hell coming soon.
This is us right here. This is us
Very good
I was thinking about me.
Ah, be quiet.
Keep going.
I can't have a scooter.
I'm sorry.
I told you.
How do you need a scooter?
I'm a little sunburned, bro.
You good?
I was in the pool.
You in the pool?
Bro, I need to get my scooter in.
For what?
I'm a client to be campus security.
I want to be the hall cop.
Oh, fuck.
I need it.
I generally need it.
You're effed?
No, the Wi-Fi's ass in here, bro.
Apparently.
Oh, my god.
Got no bit rain here.
Zero bit rain.
I'm gonna get a hundred, I'll give you a little extra credit to make sure I get my hundred.
I'm just not the professor yet, I'm hoping to get some work in.
That's the end of it, Rick.
That's the end of the state, so everywhere, man.
That's the end of these.
I'm from Honestown.
Here you go, here you go, man.
Here we go, man.
How do you like the sound of it?
OK.
I should've brought my guitar.
Although...
Hey!
You almost had that!
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good times, bro.
I'm here just for the vibes really also my Karen's right here
Okay, I get it you guys want to sign me the core bro, but bro
Bro, you know I I throw the thing is whenever I don't court just not gonna be
I need a little bit of a while.
Respect Streamer University.
Respect it.
I'm going to get a cold bed.
a cold bit more. Thank you Gordon. How y'all doing?
Hey, freaking gosh, bro. My freaking phone was too pretty heavy.
Dude, that's a hard route. Oh, it's terrible, bro. Oh, you got a Texas. I got things I
need. Wait, am I not allowed to sell this on the street? No, please don't, don't sell
the car, don't sell the car. Wait, wait, wait. Would you give me, can you give me, can you
give me a minimade, please? Oh, a minimade.
Yellow or Pink?
Yellow!
Can I get a minimade piece?
What color is that?
Can I get a minimade?
Yellow or Pink?
Just give me a minimade piece.
I can't.
Yellow or Pink?
Minimade!
They're both minimade.
dude you should know what color I want bro
I don't be racist bro
you should know
I know, I know
dude, haha funny, bimini is yellow, like I don't, I'm not racist bro
I'm putting the whole fucking bill
yo bro
yo
is your chrome heart swallow too heavy?
yeah, what the hell are you doing?
dude
No!
You gonna pay for my fucking thing, dude?
Yeah, he has nothing to do with it.
So thank you for making this happen.
Thank you.
I love your energy.
Wait, you want me to edit?
No, no!
No, no, no!
No!
I'm allowed to.
He's a corp boy.
Oh, you know that from earlier.
He stacks it.
Thank you.
Oh my god, W. Ramirez, you know.
Oh yeah, we're so lit right now.
I'm so lit right now.
Hey, what's up?
Yo, stop backing it up on my camera, man, bro.
See?
They'll be ready, that ass.
Chad, we got L.B. Ray. Let me know.
Hey, kid, you're in good today, okay?
Chad, is it only mine?
No, it's not.
You got your limit?
I'm gonna get a mic.
That's for wifi.
Dude, that's the best sound.
Thank you for that.
Dude, you spent like a thousand dollars.
I got to help you back.
Let me just say this,
New name, the double stuff on the face when you're talking to one.
Listen, okay?
Listen.
It's gonna hurt.
Bro!
Let it not...
Let it not grow.
You know what, pull it in.
You're trying to pull it in.
Do you know what?
Love you to death kid.
Maybe we'll go over here.
Hey, how's the music part?
It's great, bro.
It's just good.
Hey, yo ass get it in.
I already know.
Hey, yo ass already get it in.
They said, oh.
Hey, check the group chat.
Hey, hey, hey.
get put in no none of them got put in no fucking group chat man yeah exactly yeah
guys see now please give me free be back yeah that's tough I know that's all right
that's hard that's my little shit that's just your little shit hey we want all
W event man, W toad, we here, we here.
I'm going to archive event y'all, I'm trying both ways.
I don't know what you're doing.
We here, we here.
So, Kaisinad, please give me, please bring me back.
Okay, I'm the random kid, I'm the random kid in this.
Combine the age of a thousand.
Oh, we're so tough.
We're so tough.
Hey, boys, cheers.
Oh
We just got no bit right here
Nice guys over here.
Oh, they can't be more.
Reverse!
Should we go here and do the echo singing?
I know!
Alright, let me know.
I know!
Hey, hey, you're recording.
Sorry, it's recording.
Thank you, guys.
Dude, I can't prove.
What the heck is that?
I thought you know.
I'm dead as hanging now you hang like that
Applicant for guidance counselor and professor of gesturing one was just a ring accomplished
This is my summary. You don't need to read all that
Successfully guided thousands of years through life decisions with a confidence level typically reserved for licensed professionals
Survive seven consecutive days alone on an island demonstrating resilience leadership and an ability to thrive without adults
Are you calling my pee tight a pee class no one shit
Down the fucking ground give me ten right now
Fucking turn right now
What are you doing in life?
Dude, that's why you dressed like this.
I'm the fucking P.
That's letting the mob fuck you.
I need my class too, professor.
I want to get a class, bro.
But if I'm a guy that's coming to our professor, can I participate?
I mean, you could probably be my little sister for a day or some shit.
You could probably be the boss out and stuff.
Hey, that's dead ass love, bro.
Hey, what's up, bro?
Oh, damn.
Good, huh?
How you doing man? What's up bro? How you feeling?
All it's an E in my nose!
No, wait for it!
D.P? Oh, you're so cute!
Lollipop Lane, that's you.
Hey, Houston?
Hey, Houston!
All it's an E in my nose!
D.P sweet as fuck!
Who we are?
D.P sweet as fuck!
Can I win?
You've been live here by this All it's an E in your shit.
I've been new Jason since he was an All it's an E.
He was a nice boy, he was at the church, mom, you singing for the party.
Don't even sound like him.
You from GP!
Grandfairy!
Oh, he's playing!
Let me get back, I need to get back.
I do a bad face, you do a good face.
I
No
Well shit, I'm getting bit by
Oh
I'm on my 18, 19 hours of swimming.
Oh my god.
I'm ready. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good.
Hey, Rich Professor.
No, no, no, no.
What are you, science?
Are you a professor?
No, I'm a professor.
Come on.
I'm the cultural student.
Oh my god.
Look at me.
I'm so sorry right now yo, I'm so sorry
You see the board is ready?
I'm not even gonna put it in the fucking time
What?
What's the name of this?
Oh, it's my application letter
What?
You see it?
Yeah, no resume
Oh yeah, let's see
I'm gonna get the application for God is Castle Point Professor
What the fuck?
Oh no, no, no
Yo, I was looking at my chat, I was looking at my chat
Okay, she's on her phone
Yeah, I know
I'm gonna get that bullshit on her bro
How?
You got that bullshit on her
What are you applying to be?
um look my here is actually glad you asked me see
apple can actually i just i just i printed it out i printed it out bro it's official
hell no go ahead take one out
god we're fucking here we're here i'm ready bro what do we don't get called up bro
I feel like we're gonna get denied.
Probably, yeah, but I'm gonna be honest.
Hey, boys.
You look good, bro.
Actually?
Yeah, you're actually looking good.
Why are you so mean?
I need to find Marie.
You're all stuck in here.
Here we go.
Bro, whoa, it's fake smosh.
Bro.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's up man?
What's up brother?
What's up dude?
Bro, I'm a bit raised feeling bro.
What happened?
I'm getting bit raised more about everybody's god damn money.
You're not supposed to get back on you.
You're not supposed to get back on for what?
What the fuck do I do?
Get that you, man.
What do I do, Chad?
Wait, what are you?
What's that in the city?
Vietnamese.
uh
You got good you got good
I got no good right this is actually embarrassing
Yo, what's going on? Why am I getting bit right there a bar by fucking everybody man?
Everyone did that's on the same
Bro, Pete, Yugi stream? I'm getting fucking bitrate, mom of god, bro.
Now that we're not in the slot?
Look at how Yugi stream is good, is that it?
So, move around, bro. Yugi's clear.
Oh, jade-ass.
No problem, bro.
All my cards are swinging, bro. You don't have to feel like I'm on bitrate.
You know how I feel about myself?
No, I didn't ask you.
No, I'm not!
Uh, everyone, bro...
We can't...
Marley, can you take the cool chat?
Ask for the Wi-Fi address?
Ask for the iPhone?
He has a badge.
He doesn't have the Wi-Fi.
I
Can't even stand
So that is a fence on the left side, I'm not explaining.
Walk out, walk out, walk out, walk out, walk out, walk out, walk out, walk out, walk out.
I
You would have caught my shit
He in there was fucking war
You'll get quality data better than you.
You're not gonna lie?
Fix my shit.
Or, or I'm gonna start tweaking.
Or switch ingests, bro.
What?
Cici, do something.
Do something.
27.
Fucking
I
I'm using Boston's.
England versus Ireland.
That's the best.
I'm sure.
You think about it the same way you bought the circus tickets for them.
Yeah.
How does he influence?
No, we're brothers.
I promise.
I mean, okay.
Who do you think is on this game?
You winning now?
Yeah, I won.
The youngest?
Wait, I'll be right back.
You're the middle.
Do you need the...
Are you a creator?
I'm a creator, yes.
What do you do? YouTube?
I do most of YouTube because I feel like I've got to grow some YouTube.
And I think...
You said it, you said it, you said it.
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, open video, that's nice.
I feel like, oh, pop, I see you.
I feel like it's the extension here.
I agree.
I feel like it.
I agree.
I feel like I used to stream.
because you have to have a community around you to have a stream.
What's back? What's back?
It's gonna be like morning at your cell.
You have to transfer the community.
That's what I was doing.
And that's how I did YouTube.
I was like three months everyday vlogs.
It was the same thing every day.
So that's what it was like.
You look very familiar to me.
Like, cannot.
In a place where you're not YouTube,
I try to do more YouTube, YouTube.
And then hop on shimmy ask shimmy you but at the same time I want to learn more about shimmy
That's good bro, I want to learn more about shimmy
All of you, you guys are better than me
Let me tell you, the day you stop being a student, a student, the day you start regressing as a student
The day you stop being a student
The day you stop being a student is the day you stop regressing as a student
So I'm actually not a student, I'm a leader
You know what I mean?
I'm sorry
You know what I'm gonna do
The day he's asking you
I'll try for what I just did
I'm so sorry.
I just looked and cut-maxed you.
Cut them off.
Who's the one that went to India?
Oh, you didn't go?
No, I didn't go.
I was sick that week.
I sent you the Wi-Fi.
It's open.
You were in India when you got more sick.
Wait.
I don't like that stigma because I love my Indians.
Indians are good.
Do you know what?
We should come to my brother's wedding next year.
I'll be there.
You're gonna have a good time.
Actually, somebody on my team is Indian.
His name is Gersheets.
Gersheets.
My name is...
Gersheets.
You ever seen it?
It's loveville.
It's loveville?
It's loveville.
I E-K-L-A-D-Y-A.
It's loveville.
Is that French? Is that Thai?
No, no, no.
It's loveville, but I go by Jordan.
Oh, Jordan.
But I used to name it...
I was bound for that.
Okay, then, boy.
This is hard.
Wait, what's wrong?
I was fucking sick of you, man.
I was trying to stick it with the counter.
Ain't nothing like a little bit of ballish.
You know what I mean?
Hey, let's go in this...
Let's go in this...
I don't know bro I don't know bro I don't know bro
I don't know bro
Is actually very short in person
He's very short in person
Avenge tonight
Oh
We're gonna go to New York too or not?
Have you got a New York?
Yeah, I'm from the application
Oh, no, no, I ain't got a New York
Yeah, I'm coming from New York too, I'm here
Yeah, man, I've got a whole chat's coming
It'll be rain but I'm faking my luck, y'all
So, so, so we won a reason, Ellie?
I was actually born in Honduras.
Honduras, that's, yeah, and then I don't know,
so I don't want to command my whole life.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, then, how's your family?
Oh my god.
So, pretty much, so pretty much,
yeah, I'll do it, like, shit.
I come see you.
See what, I can't come up with the truth.
You know, I'm gonna bring out my shackles.
And I'm gonna bring out my shackles.
And then, they went down to the bridge.
And did I not?
No, and then they had a kid in Honduras,
You're tired of what?
You're right, shit!
Freak!
You got that?
That's not horrible.
Oh my God.
Yo.
Fuck.
I might be a fucking idiot.
Holy fuck.
here's a good yeah
yeah I mean I'm just gonna go in and be like
scorpion don't I know I got this letter and that's it
so you're gonna like read off the letter you're gonna talk to me I'm gonna
give him a letter okay I'm gonna speak you know we got 45 seconds right
That's 45 seconds, 45 seconds, 45 seconds for a look, a summary and a conclusion.
Bro, last time I went to school, oh no, no.
I know, I know, because you remember the presentation you had at college like a year ago.
I know, I know.
Wow, Rod, I missed you.
Oh no, that's fine, what's good?
Oh, I get it, you gotta have the other two cameras because you're tall.
Holy shit!
Exactly, exactly.
This is the mark zone right here, guys.
I'm sorry.
Get him here, what?
Hey, get out of here, bro.
Boys
He's so handsome this is tough and sweet as dude
What what what he mind you he mind you and what he mind you and what
No, no, no, no, you mock him.
He mocked you, man.
He mocked you.
We mocked you.
And what?
We mocked him.
Are you sure you want to be in the same frame?
I don't.
I'm not going off.
Yeah.
It's cool.
It's just nothing but off.
It's going to be a red line under your chin, a green line under yours.
What happened to you?
You're the one under my chin.
Pre-marriage Marlon, what a Marge hair.
Dude, come on.
If you're going to do that, at least finish off.
You're right.
I probably should.
You're no way of thinking of that girl as me.
How you doing?
You're right. I probably should.
Dude, no way you're thinking of that girl.
You saw it, didn't you?
I did. I did like that.
I did like that.
Hey, I feel like this.
You know, we know, we know, we know.
That's good.
We know.
What do you think, is it?
Yeah.
Oh, bro?
Yeah, it was soft.
Now you have to jerk off and make it hard to see if it's big or not.
Dude, you can't say that.
He's Nike.
You can't say that.
You can't say, you can't say, you can't say that.
I don't fucking know.
I can say niggah on black, I can say cool niggah on top, and I know you say it's on your stream, so it's okay.
My second win.
Wait, wait, wait, what's this?
I get a little good on top.
You got a good one.
I'm a good one.
Hey niggah, niggah, niggah, niggah.
Oh, there's so much here.
You doubled up too?
Are you the gym coach?
That's actually good!
No!
That's actually good!
I know!
Yeah, bro.
I think you got it right.
At least I can hear you.
Yeah.
I bet we got one.
This is me in the club.
I bet we got one!
That's the new bro!
I'm here!
That's how you came to me, right?
We out, bro!
Let me get my letter.
Yeah.
Let me get my letter.
What do you think the meme of the year is?
Oh!
What's your favorite meme?
I like it.
That's a mark off, bro.
We're back up on that one.
Oh my God.
You're 40, bro.
Let's do this, boys.
Hey!
That's hard.
Hey!
I got it.
That was scary.
Who's next? Jason's next?
Hey, you look like Tony.
I'm scared.
Dude, I'm not so on camera.
Okay, okay.
What can you do?
Not a lot.
You know what I mean?
You can do anything.
You can do anything you want in this fucking world.
If you want something big, go on.
Yes.
And we're very model and mickey-
Yes.
You want to like,
CAUSE!
Fuck nah, bro, I'm getting fucking bit rate in my butt.
Everybody in this goddamn room!
I'm on fucking 80, I'm on 2012 parties or something.
I got no bit rate, bro!
What the fuck?
What's wrong?
What happened?
You module?
Yeah.
No.
I know.
Bro.
Stop.
What is it?
What is that?
Bro!
It's a little squawk.
Good.
Ouch!
Hey, lemonade?
Yeah.
Okay, fuck.
A little tongue maybe?
Yeah.
Okay, fuck.
Okay, you're a little tone-tongued, maybe?
Yeah, yeah, a little tone-tongued.
Let me see.
Wait, what time is it?
Oh, my gosh, almost 1 p.m.
What?
We want that fucking light.
I'm not touching my phone.
Yo, it's on, bro.
Nine minutes. Nine minutes.
Nine minutes, man.
Look at you, bicep.
What the fuck are you acting like?
I
What's up with you?
Chocolate chip pepperoni?
I'm a little pepperoni.
No way you're pepperoni.
I'm a little pepperoni.
Oh yeah, brownie!
I'm a brownie!
Yo, what?
That's right, it's a niggaz.
That's a good circulation too.
What's yours, like?
Sideway slingshot pepperoni brown.
What's yours, like?
Okay, okay!
Why are your feet so...
It is sideways.
Bro, your nipples look like Hunter Oz.
Yeah, I don't know.
The babies need bumps on the nipples because it helps locate where the nipple is to suck.
Okay, but they're not second on yours.
If I ever get fat, bro, I'm on neither.
I don't think that's how it works.
That's fine though.
You and everyone, you're never wrong.
O-B-N-A-M-A-N-E!
I'm trapped today.
Listen, I need a teacher to shock me.
Teach me how to shock?
Yeah.
I shot Braille, bro.
Look at that demon.
I shot Braille!
Dude, you're a fuckin' new dude.
I'm a what?
You're a new dude.
Dude, everyone was cooking you for not watching OG Naruto.
I know, I was getting...
I used to get kicked.
That's not good, though.
I just wanna...
I just wanna boot counter for fuckin' AB.
No, you just try it.
I got big red mug bro.
Holy big red mug.
Come on.
No.
I can't stop waiting and saying,
I can't, I can't.
What is this?
It's my listening.
I'm listening.
What is this
Education now more a varsity basketball top. I was you made one too. Hey, it's a
Everybody's like by the way, they went like this couple things in there
So first thing first
First he's first awesome a rest of me. You know I'm saying Jay
Taper?
Not really, no.
Alright.
Semi-sized skin nail.
I feel like you just fill in everything then.
Say it again?
I feel like you're gonna like it more, you know what I'm saying?
What?
Wait, what?
What is that?
I feel like I'm gonna have to keep passing you.
No, Mark.
No, I'm telling you, y'all, I feel like...
I feel like the energy in here, the way you talk,
it's gonna have it more entrusted than the future of your life.
What? What do you mean, guys?
It's my accent.
Oh, no, you got my accent first.
I'm a white, but it has bad bit.
Bangladesh.
No Bangladesh.
Only India.
Oh, OK, OK, OK.
Were you from India?
Sorry?
India.
What's up?
Mumbai, or?
So I'm near Mumbai.
Oh, Mumbai, bro.
I have a job from Mumbai.
What's your name?
I'm from Mumbai.
Oh.
I'm from Mumbai.
Wait, so you were from even Europe, right?
Europe?
I was a New York actually.
some good Indian food, right?
I wanted to try it.
Did you try this?
You can't have it, really.
So I was in London, and it was the best thing you've ever done.
Yeah, best thing you've ever done.
OK.
I was in the big south, now that I have the real two.
New York.
What did you get in mixed winning?
Mix of five, buddy.
Yeah.
I mean, I was born in New York,
but I was down in the race house.
Oh, come on, bro.
I was in India.
OK, let's try it.
I'm not allowed to ask for a chance to talk to you.
I did that so with you.
No, I'm not allowed to.
That was immediately, I was so sad.
I know, I know, bro.
say I'm gonna give it but you see was nice
watching me last year in March when you're in the garage yeah yeah that's
time you probably have like we're like 200 years that's right
Wait, Japan is dead or what?
You know what I'm saying?
No, no, it's ending, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
It's not it.
Japan is dead or what?
I'm not gonna lie.
So, what's the Sweden?
Oh, you're not gonna say Sweden?
Yeah.
You know, it starts now.
Yeah, I won.
Oh, they already heard?
Sweden is at like seven, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You wanna watch Romeo now?
Yeah.
I bet.
I bought my, uh, Swedish jersey.
Are you serious?
I bought a Gjord Gjord's jersey.
So, watch together.
I bet.
But who are they playing?
TvCa.
That should be a...
Like we should fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ladies, you watching the two, right?
What?
Sweeting in there?
Sure.
Yeah.
Yo.
Can I see your...
Do you need cooking?
Definitely still.
You want to see mine?
I'll do it.
Okay.
Oh!
Letting the old sweeten.
I'm not sure.
I don't got it.
Oh, shut up!
Can I get some resume?
Oh my God, it's walking around.
Maybe you're not in the Goddess Council yet, bro. Come on.
Wait, actually, though, can you like, can you teach us something?
Show us some gesture tips?
Um, I'm teaching a gesture at 1-1.
Okay, give us tips.
I had a gesture.
It was like the first day of the class when we went to class.
Um, well, once I get accepted and then I'll...
I'm gonna say what makes you work here.
I'm gonna say how you're my life.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Great fucking kid, great fucking kid, man.
What's up, bro?
What do you have to say to that?
Go clip on somebody else.
What do you have to say to that, man?
I'm gonna film with audition cards.
Whoa, did that?
Yeah, cause I don't have money to help her.
Oh, great fucking guy, dude.
How old are you?
I'm 23.
No, opposite.
You're 23?
I'm 32.
Yeah, older.
order
Yeah, I thought you were
Well, I thought it's better
W fucking woes in the chat. We are so bad
W fucking woes in the chat
you've been working
I'm
My god, I've been literally tweaking out my fucking mind because my big red game my by everybody
You're good. You're good.
Oh, no, AB just taught him the full counter, so don't mess with him.
Oh, no!
I had a career in anything.
AB, he danced. Look at me, he said, if it wasn't for the knee, you were gonna leap.
I'll give you a break.
No, no, no, no, not you. Me.
AB said it could be my coach on the next anime's boxing.
I don't know. I'm not scared to get hit.
I'm not scared to get hit.
It's one o'clock, one o'clock o'clock, man.
So I was a mailman for 45 minutes,
refreshed in a race car driver, 29% body fat.
I had a 2.1 GPA, I was seven years of streaming
and I fell it off one time, it came back.
That's actually very good.
2023.
So you're not playing.
I was there.
Out in Lord, I've been out in Lord.
I've been out in there.
I'll come back tonight.
And I know how to sing.
What are you about to do?
Kaisina!
Please give me free beer now!
Hey, you and her.
You and her.
What's your take?
Listen, I'm gonna hand him this and then I'm gonna just fuck it off.
Wait, you guys, get her. How did you get this?
Um, I printed it out and he wrote it.
You made this? So?
So, you made him one too?
No.
Why didn't y'all not tell me about this?
You tried by Dormin?
What do you mean?
What did you say?
Listen, successful.
Oh, hell no! This is a real written thing!
yes bro what i'm trying to make it i'm dead i'm trying to make it
i'm talking about master of man's jessery
it's ai bullshit right not ai not ai not ai or not or not that's ai not ai not ai
not ai that's ai not ai that's not ai that's not ai
i'm out of text so you gotta sit on me yeah that's ai
i didn't use ai who made this who made this
this is not ai i successfully guided thousands of years through life
decision with a confidence level typically reserved for a place. Who the fuck?
Bro, you hate it. Stop drinking. I am hating. I am hating. We in the same spot. We both are making it. God damn.
Watch out.
Mr. Jure, let me see. Come on.
What?
Okay, sure. She got.
So, J.P.D.?
You know what you can have?
Get it.
In?
I don't know.
What's up with your kid?
Oh, yeah.
I don't listen.
Yeah.
There's no paper?
That's me right here, this one. That's my resume.
You're not reading that shit, are you?
Yes, sir.
Well, you better get the jester in, ain't you?
Oh, I'm getting the jester in.
Let's believe in my jester.
He's got a fucking head.
Hey, you got a little red ticket, right?
Red ticket.
You don't have a gun on me.
I'm not controlling it.
What's your red ticket?
That's a red ticket. That's the number he calls.
Oh, God.
Yes.
Three goals.
Wait, you guys got red tickets?
What?
Chill.
I don't know if you got it so simply.
It's still the same thing.
And what, let me see?
Is that a little...
I'm pretty sure.
I'm supposed to spot it brother.
But I don't know how we're supposed to hear the number that it's called.
What's what number are you?
547.
547?
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it's the last two digits, so 47.
How do we get up?
I don't know, we don't have it.
How'd you get it?
Alright, it's pushing at the same time.
Gets in the wing.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Check my fucking dick right now.
I'm not gonna lie, I can't even read my fucking shit.
Push or fade, Kai? Should I do that or no?
What?
Yo, let me beat you in the push or fade to get in, but what if you...
No, he's not trying to do push ups.
He's not trying to do push ups, bro.
I gotta ask to push a fade to security, baby.
Wait, so if you get rejected, then you ask for it.
Yeah, but you don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, bro, I don't know.
Who do you gonna throw me out?
Oh my god, bro.
Damn.
I think I skip all of the shit and just go to my achievements.
What do you think?
Yeah.
I think you tell me something a little bit.
Wait, do I try to be the guidance counselor?
I feel like Goddess Councilor, you should.
It's like, I've been through a lot of
people in every social network.
She's just, things like that.
Should I be Goddess Councilor over
Jester, or is that better?
Nah, you speak, I'm just speaking.
Jester, better?
Only Jester?
What are you going to say?
I should just commit to one.
Jester, are we better?
How long have I been here for?
Kai, I'm here to be a professor.
I'm here to teach Jester a one-on-one.
One thing about every streamer that we should be able to do
is not be embarrassed to embarrass ourselves.
You, you, you, me.
We got here because we're not embarrassed to embarrass ourselves.
Yeah, you are you've been it for a long time, but yeah
You know
I'm not going to...
But it's a grind, bro.
I'm going to get in there and I'm going to fight to speak.
Go in there and speak.
No way.
Don't think too much.
Go in there, bro.
Go in there and speak.
Jester.
Oh, boy, why would you mind?
Because you should have met up with Jester for me or something.
Listen, we're all Jesters in this room.
He's here?
He's here.
My God, my God.
He's here?
Okay, so go to the vet is outside mr. Revet is outside
No way mr. Revet is outside yo, I'm walking out walking out
Oh
Oh my god
How would normally happen is they would just
Come on, y'all.
Father, go save them.
Come on, y'all.
Father, you did not stop them.
Everybody back in the classroom.
You ain't a kid.
Oh my God.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Back side.
You know, you're the brother.
What is on your side?
Are you still here?
I'm sorry.
What? What? What? What?
What did you say?
How is Jason's quality ten times better when it's right next to you?
I don't know, bro. We don't need tickets.
I don't need tickets.
I'm a breeze.
Oh, you're hopping?
Ah, he's hopping!
Dude, feels good.
Feels good to be back.
Hey, dude. Hey!
What, back to you right now?
Oh, my God. We are so back.
Yeah, go ahead, follow me.
Go ahead, follow me back over here.
Go, close my shoulder.
I'm gonna hop on your suit, yeah?
Oh, my God, bro!
Oh, my...
What?
He said he'd fix my bag?
Oh, so somebody fixed the airbag?
We're not mine at least. It's nice, bro.
Uh, go ahead and get my friend.
Be careful now, seriously.
Oh, my God. Wait, so you want this?
Yeah, right now. Right now.
Do it, go!
This is a real women's skinny ass jeans!
The Rick Owens bitch!
Did I?
Yeah, I'm not sorry.
Oh, that's the Guts?
Yeah, I think that's the house.
Oh, big bro!
The inverse of the Supreme!
They
Oh my goodness
All your day ones just like me I love that shit. I love that shit
So you left Owen in there Matt?
Owen's in Summer Smash.
Oh.
How you doing?
Both feet.
Come on.
Can I put down my chrome wallet?
Oh my gosh.
Kill it.
Oh, hey look, hey you got every, I don't know you got a niche ring on here, how you got that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like it's kind of my thing, man.
That's fire, bro.
Congratulations on your success.
Congratulations on everything, I like it.
What?
Oh, I mean if you try you could I gotta I gotta bet on
watch it tight
No, uh, if you try you couldn't
Not me next no next
Well, he just threatened to survive.
I think it's don't too much.
Maybe.
I got you hard.
You are you are.
All right, bro.
We're going to go up.
I have a ticket.
Oh, they're going to spring people.
Like he's going to come here.
He's going to come here.
Welcome.
We fucking made it.
Okay.
You're gonna say hi
You might want to invest here right now before
I could sign under the jcd lsc
No, no, no, because I believe in you I believe in you kid and we're gonna be great, but you guys sign this contract
I'll send you okay, okay?
Okay, but listen to me listen to me. I think she's talking to a manager. I had lunch with a manager yesterday
And they're talking to me about your management. I'm in
If you actually serious if you look at it as a mess
Make a name in a name best
I'm a Kai I can be the new Kai to you guys and that you're the asian customer. I'm for Kai
You're so tough bro! You're so hard!
Steerber, you look much deeper! Bro, that is good bro, I can feel it coming!
Yeah, you're so tough!
And then look, and then come on!
Hey, hey, hey!
Yeah! You're so tough!
Dude, I can beat bro!
Okay, okay, let's do it, practice!
I'm being serious.
Let's make this happen.
I'm serious.
Chris, please.
Do you have my phone?
No.
I'm serious.
Welcome.
I'm serious.
You're serious?
I can sign in in a minute.
Yeah.
I'm going to give you a contract.
Let's make sure it works, bro.
Get asked.
Welcome to Streaming University!
Woo!
Oh.
Oh, this is your company.
This is the data store.
Your data store.
Woo!
Everybody's placing their fucking money on you.
You're stuck at the very bottom right here?
Bro.
We're buying low right now.
I'm buying low.
I'm not I'm buying low. I want you to blow up this year. I'm I'm co-signing Haskell. I'm not letting you crack
But anyways, yeah
good
Okay, listen if you're gonna sign me bro, I want the 360 I want a million a year
That's all that's it. I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you a million dollars up front. Yeah, you have to oh
I'll meet that money back. But you get a million dollars a million, bro. A million.
Oh, I already have SRT.
Right. Okay. So, okay. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Look at the chat.
Let the chat.
No, no.
Let me teach you how to be lit.
That's what you want to do.
What the stream is it?
What the shit?
You gotta do your own shit, bro.
What the shit?
Say that shit.
What the shit?
Niki, say Niki.
No, no, no.
Niki?
No, no, no.
Are you saying that?
Hey, Niki, do it.
I was back at Onlinton, they made it.
Bro, Lacey.
You know what's...
Okay.
You have to say it.
Excuse me, I'm going to turn to six later.
Lacey, I actually love when you do that voice.
What voice?
That sexy voice.
Oh.
You're actually good at this.
Me and my friend, Kuala Lumpur, always talk about you're the best person to do it.
You want me to say something dirty to you?
Oh, yeah.
You want me to come over there and suck your dick?
That was...
You got a order or what?
No, yeah.
No, but okay, Lacey.
I practiced.
They knew it.
You said you didn't need me?
No, that's a Mexican word.
You sounded too manly.
That fuck you see where you fuck Pennsylvania shit about that. I don't know shit about your Pennsylvania. He knows
You can walk away
Listen up!
No, it's me and you, it's me and you
I think it's me and you, it's me and you
Nigger!
The fuck is wrong with you, bro?
What?
You cannot do that
You cannot do that shit
What?
I ain't gonna lie, bro, you doing all that bullshit, bro
You what?
They say you was the one in the back twerking
You want to get to me you got to get to him
I don't want this
I'm gonna tell you right now
I can't my ghoul squad
My ghoul squad is with me
We from Ileacon
I'm gonna go from here
What's going on?
He will take your balls
We will a Mexico
Wigga
To get a lot of shit
Very funny nice dick joke homophobics
Yeah, I guess I could have been twitching it, listen to the chat and you get it.
You like the chat and you get it? Listen to the chat and you get it?
Come on, bitch, come on, bitch, come on, bitch, come on.
Oh my god, oh my god. Do I explain?
Yeah, let's go.
That's more of that, that way.
Dude, there's a hallway, is it?
Oh, what's that?
Really?
Oh, yes, Jason, you have so much fun.
That's good, that's good. You know it's me and you.
You know it's me and you.
Coach, man, where's my film all at?
Peace.
Get fucking outfit mugged, buddy.
We're just going to go to school tonight.
We're going to leave for a minute.
I told you!
No need!
You can't go down there.
What are you doing there?
You're naughty.
Ah!
Get out of the way there!
We're in here, we're in here.
There's a stone right there.
Oh, that's exactly the reflection.
We're
There you don't have a song trust you doing it. Yeah, you know what's in there? Oh, yeah, it's in there
The knock the knock
Azuka we from Arlington, you know, you know
Texas bro big
Arlington clip of the day
The day I fucking died man
You got a little bit of a guy in you you stutter
You have a little work I like that
No, you did it!
Huh?
Wait, say it?
Hold the camera.
Say what?
Say it.
He did it.
You did the accidental wobble right there.
Sotally, subtly.
Don't talk to me like that.
Okay, Bancho?
Oh, he did it.
He did it.
He's into you.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
It's in the sun.
Can we maybe get another drink from the Ben Muncho?
You'll help me.
I'll do it for you, man.
No, just explore.
Explode.
Call me here.
No, I got something.
What is this?
Cameron's 60's fuck and his 60's fuck.
Yo boys, yo boys, this is like not cool.
He's like a school fucking... what?
It's a school of learning. Get in the class.
What are you outside doing?
What the fuck, dude?
What the fuck?
If you're not a fucking track, it's a fuck on.
There you go.
What is that for?
I need a drink. I need a drink. I'm over here.
I need a drink.
I'm just gonna get a drink. That's okay.
What do you do?
Fire bro.
Keep that up.
That's all you need to do.
Who is this little frog behind you bro?
He's not a frog, he's just bit my knees.
That's a frog, bro.
Guys, if you had a drink, I'd get you another table.
Can I get a...
Yo, Haska, you need a drink?
Yeah.
Bro, I might still make her an anti-breakfast.
Dude, okay, let's get you a snack, okay?
No, bro.
Let's go, what do you want, bro?
Oh, sorry, Tuts, where are you standing?
Is it a stand here?
Get a van to mission.
Tuts, stand and move.
Excuse me.
Let's go.
Okay, yes sir.
Yes sir.
Okay.
Yes sir.
What the fuck?
Dude, I wanted to smack.
Are you okay?
I'm not.
You have me a chance.
No!
Okay?
You got me in a sec.
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Everyone wants a song!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
He's not dead.
I need a significant...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it was a...
Well, seriously, bro.
Are you hangry or are you hangry?
Oh, yeah!
Bro.
We need doordashes.
Fuck, fuck.
We better see a different breed.
Yeah, bro, guys and I pulled up and got sturdy.
Hold on.
I got you.
Alright, when you be shitting your men, it's a man handshake.
You got to put some power into it.
I see the veins in your arm.
You ready?
Now when you do it, you grab smack and grab.
Alright?
You're hard.
I need to finish now.
One more time.
Come on.
You ready?
That was you.
That was me.
One more time.
Ahhhh!
How you do my handshake?
real
He just can't he just killed my whole move
Sneaking into
Let's go, let's go.
Oh.
She's gonna snitch.
Yo, hey, yo, hey, yo.
Hold on, I got a red body here.
Crazy.
Wait, why do you hear Jamaican?
We can do that.
Jamaican.
You know, I don't know.
I don't know.
You speak Pahla?
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
I'm so hungry.
I'm so hungry right now.
What did you eat right now?
Let's get back on the menu.
I don't want you to be hungry.
Are you going to eat after straight?
Can I see the Pahla?
Yeah, I'm not eating.
No, because you streamed for long hours.
No, I didn't stream for long hours.
Maybe.
Okay, because I'll be down to pull up.
Okay. What's up, Toots? What are you looking at?
You issue?
No, no, no, no, no.
This, you know...
Don't just analyze in this way.
Rick, uh, gots supreme.
Rogelo, Jax, Cromwell, and SRT keys supreme Bart Simpson coach.
I
I've learned from the best let me just say that I thought you'd be a good looking accent
No!
No, you!
No!
Yes!
What's up?
He's great!
You're a great great!
See?
He's sweet.
A Swedish GP.
Jason, what ice cream are you with?
I'm with some other people.
Do you know skiing?
Yeah, I love skiing.
What's GP?
South? Oh my god.
There's a South guy.
Why are you with wear?
I don't know.
It's not like the Nippo Games.
No, no, no, no.
You really weren't in the street.
What?
How the fuck you lift me that high bro?
I was at work out bro.
I'm not gonna lie you're strong bro.
I'm trying to do.
Dude, you're strong.
Oh no, no, no, not against the wall.
Not against the wall.
You know I'm gonna be hit in the face.
No, hold up.
Hold up.
I'm not gonna pull against the wall.
Bro, one time please.
No!
HELLDA!
Where's three?
HELLDA!
I'm not gonna pull against the wall!
Bro, one time, please!
Okay, so it's like a 19, please.
So there's a joke.
I knew you'd be terrible.
No!
You're gonna try and fuck me!
No!
You're gonna try and fuck me!
I'm going up, I'm going up!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
WHAT?!
NOOOOOOO!
I'll try, I'll try!
I won't...
What?
NOOOOOOO!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, it's sauce, guys!
No!
Why don't we just challenge?
Push up!
No!
No more!
I don't want to do push-ups.
Why not?
Why not do it?
When we pick you up,
your shit's gonna get fucking real.
How about, how about let's give you some snacks
so you're stopped eating?
I'll give you my bag of crack candy.
Don't come up.
Let's go, let's go.
Brody-G.
Alright, come on Haskell, let's go.
Shall we?
Yeah, I'll get a snack, my bro.
Jason you're angry you're angry bro. I haven't been all day. You know I woke up at 9 a.m. I goon
Dude you saw me goonie bro. I'm like girlfriend. See you're a girlfriend? Yes. Like she's like
they're just probably bro and then I didn't eat bro and whenever you're going and you don't eat
Bro, okay, okay, okay, dehydrate you more.
How do you de-blow?
Am I bloated?
What is this?
I'm going to become a TikTok shop video.
How to de-blow.
You're going to add the link now.
Yeah, yeah, seriously, brother, honestly.
How do I de-blow?
You want to be honest?
Yeah, seriously.
Start yourself and drink water.
Hey, I'm not going to let you crack my appreciate you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do I want you to do?
Yo, no!
What do you want me to do?
Hey, I'm not gonna let you crack, but I appreciate you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What if I want to?
Yo, no!
Hey!
What are you doing?
I have a question.
Do you have a walk-by?
A walk-by?
It's really, really neat.
It's like open walk-by.
It's open walk-by.
Yeah, it's just like, it's just the open one.
It's like open and browser and you enter it and you know.
Wait, wait, wait.
This one?
Uh, yeah.
Oh, man.
And then you pop up and click that.
And they vote.
You're good.
Wait.
You sure?
Yeah.
That's what I was told to do.
And they put an email, and then you're good.
Okay.
Well, thank you.
Of course.
We're going to make...
What's your...
What are you applying?
Professor of just 31 of one or I'm going to try and focus on just 31 of one professor.
Okay, I hope you get it.
What about you?
Maybe a drop.
Oh, close the record?
Oh, you would actually kill Dan.
That'd be good.
Wait, did you already know?
I didn't.
Okay, well I'll see you soon.
Okay, back, back.
Yo!
Yo, ag baby!
Ag baby?
No, I can't.
Hey, isn't that Ag?
Ag, you're an Ag.
Fuck you.
Hey, yo, we got this.
Yo, we got this.
What's going on?
Oh, it's so hyper-piggy.
I'm sorry.
Hey, your face is very nice.
Yo, can we...
Oh, bro, we're 35 million.
You know I'm 35 million in place.
Why don't you just text me?
What do you guys think that happened?
Let us know.
He's a loser boy.
Don't we even call him through Twitch?
Is that a new app?
What do you think this app is?
Oh, really?
Wow.
Do not throw it.
Poster in.
Ha ha ha.
It's OK, Twitch.
Stop!
Is that?
Yes!
Oh my god, Jesus.
You scared me, bro.
I'm sorry.
It's not you.
It's not your character.
I'm sorry that you're scared of me, bro.
I wanted you to be comfortable, but I see that you're scared.
I love you to death.
He loves you to death.
I genuinely.
I'm going to get you a snack.
What do you need?
I'll go get you a snack.
Just go down the stream, okay?
What do you need though?
I love you!
What do you need?
I need this.
Tech mix?
Okay, okay.
Water?
Can you hold this for me?
Yeah.
Just hold it down the stream.
Okay, I gotta carry all the fucking time
I'm so sorry
Crazy as car, yeah, bro, which way you gonna party?
Cool, I have a Hellcat, cool.
We got LambKey, we got Corbin, we got what's up?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, we got LambKey.
We got, we got, we got the RedKey.
Josh, trust.
Bro, bro, it's fun.
Anyways, I got a fucking streaming,
I got a fucking streaming YouTube, what the fuck is up?
Ha ha ha, yuck!
I like Casco and YouTube.
So basically guys, today we are going to be entertaining
Jason the wind stream first thing on today is a lot of people watching yeah
don't be nervous when you watch man know there's 32,000 you know and I'm
handsome so anyways okay so today let's go meet up with some people let's go chat
Oh, do we should do this ballflap slap neck challenge ready?
Okay, so we're gonna put it to perfect war about flip challenge whenever Jason's back
We're gonna do water ball slap neck challenge
Jason back. Can Jason play piano? He needs to learn, bro. He needs up his perks. He's
got no perks. Jason can only stream and be where glasses.
Can you play your guitar?
Nah, this is so bad, bro!
Perfect! Okay, we're gonna find a contestant for the Slapneck Challenge.
Jason!
What are you doing here, Ken?
I got you some mitts.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
Thank you. Sit down. Go right here.
No. Right here. Ready?
Oh
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh my God!
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
That's the real thing!
Why are you challenging her bro?
I'm gonna kill you!
Oh my God!
What the fuck?
NOOOOO!
They're tracking us!
NOOOOO!
Yes!
No!
It's harder!
Ah, that was light.
That's like...
You sure it's hard again?
Fuck!
All right.
Come on.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
Oh!
Oh my God.
Oh!
You want a quiver or no?
No!
What is it?
You want to play?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Oh!
Oh my dang!
Wait, let's do, let's do one duo.
One duo.
My god.
Oh my god.
My neck hurts, dude.
Who's your team?
Him and him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not doing it with you, bro.
You're going to suck the fuck out of my mind.
I'm not going to fuck your arms, bro.
No, I'm good.
You're doing it with your arms?
I guess him, bro. Now I guess you.
I'm not going to hit you.
Just to do what we're going against.
How long are those going to hit?
Okay, let me fuck you.
Oh
sell
Come on, come on, come on, get him.
Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, come on, please.
Oh, hell no.
You notice how I box?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh
Hey, we need to get him in.
You can't do it.
Oh!
Hey, look.
He's wild.
Oh!
Hit his ass!
Hey, we call an ambulance.
Come on, we, y'all lost?
Yeah, yeah, we lost.
Come on, come on, man!
Come on!
Come on, man!
Come here!
Get that neck!
Hey, look!
Get that neck!
Beat!
I'm a fighter, buddy, I'm a fighter!
Come on, man.
Oh my god.
What's the deal, man?
What the?
Hey!
Oh my god!
Not quitting?
No!
Oh no!
Let me shoot you there so fuck that.
Over here!
Come on!
Let's go!
Give me that leg!
Hey!
Oh my god!
Come on!
Hey!
Come on, Asya!
Shit, man!
You eat that shit.
You ate that shit.
Oh!
I
Come on!
Come on, I need one.
Hey, I need two.
There's one for each.
Hey, y'all need that at us.
I need my hits.
Y'all need that at us.
All right, all right, all right.
Come on, come on, come on.
Whoa!
Give me that, mate.
Yeah, get him, get him.
That's his face, that's his face.
That's his face.
Go, go, go.
All right, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
I'm going to ask this again.
I'm going to ask.
Go for it.
Oh.
Oh!
Let's go!
Hey!
Oh!
There you go!
Ah!
Oh, shit.
Come on.
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Ah!
I don't want it.
You throw it there.
OK.
I don't want to go there.
Alright, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Fuck!
Fuck, fuck!
Get out of the way!
Come here.
Ass, bro!
Get off my t-shirt!
No!
Hey!
Come here!
Man, what?
He hit me now.
I hit you too, damn it.
Man, what?
Dude, what?
Get him.
Bro.
Don't know what you're doing, you got to get up!
Hey, go get him!
You got to get up!
Don't leave him alone!
You got to get up!
You got to get out of here!
Got to get out of here!
I got you!
You got to get out of here!
I got you!
You got to get out of here!
Go, Jason!
Yeah!
Go, Jason!
He, he made it out!
Bro, go back.
Bro, hey, Gigi is probably the best.
How's it going, James?
Bro, that was crazy.
He broke.
That was
What should I do?
Do I slap him that? Like what do I do?
That's a problem, bro. That's a...
What do I do?
Respect please. I'll play it again.
Respect.
Fuck you!
We always having fun, bro.
We were having fun and you didn't want to take it too far, bro.
Nah, I'm cool.
Damn, this shit hot as fuck.
You start me entrance
Bro we gotta move on.
That was fun while it lasted.
It's way too loud here.
Ow!
Ahhhh!
Yeah, okay.
Why is it so loud?
It's hurt bro.
I'm dead ass hurt.
What the fuck is this shit?
Let's see.
Alright, we need to play in the...
We need to play in the lights here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Should we close this door?
Oh my god!
We're gonna talk about the next thing.
Oh my gosh, bro.
I don't know what's worse, being locked out or looking at his face.
Ew!
He's chocked.
He's not that bad.
Nice.
Help!
Oh, thank you.
I don't believe you're a man.
I know, guys.
Texum's was not the move my son parked.
Bro, what? I bought that for you. You better eat it all.
You better eat it all.
Bro, what's my check's names?
I'm gonna go get it.
Soon.
Then you want lemonade?
I have my extra lemonade.
Here's the marker.
Look at me, dog!
Yeah.
Look, you can come to Marger's at.
I got Yana, Ace, and I'll get him.
Yeah!
Wait, Yana, you're ending?
You know what?
I'm gonna ask Archie, Archie's gonna let me art and this is probably gonna be some kind of speech.
That's okay.
I don't know what this is.
Oh, he can ask Darnit, so...
Oh, cool.
I didn't want it.
I started to turn, but like, it's whatever.
All the lame people got it.
You're not hard.
You're hard.
How do you keep doing this?
That's...
Trash.
I just do it out of my thing.
It's fun.
But I'm not going to hit that hole.
EYE!
You just went date with it.
You just went date to date with me.
That's failure.
I'm just doing a vlog.
Meeting new people.
I want to see what's up with him.
Whatever.
We're going to see you, man.
We're trying to communicate.
Yeah, it's my first time.
First time.
That's it.
Thank you.
I still have to be cute, okay?
Do the face, I'm gonna draw you.
Don't do that, do different things.
What's on your mind?
Drawing Jason and me.
you're pretty good I'm saying eyes too big eyes too close eyes too close stop
saying that
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your quiz.
Please, come on out of here.
What the fuck?
No, what the fuck did you do to me?
You said the eyes were too big.
No, what the fuck, dude?
I'm gonna do the eyes, dude.
What are you doing?
Are they the girls? I don't know.
There are no girls in here.
What did you need to help with?
I'm just trying to have an anxiety right now.
Oh, well, that has to go to hell.
Well, that's gonna help. Come, come.
I do it whenever I have any. I don't have any anxiety so I can't help.
You do what anymore?
I don't have anxiety.
You know?
I guess no one's like so, so excited to say that to me.
So, so, so, so why did you do that?
After the thing.
Don't talk to me.
Don't get offended.
That was a genuine question. Don't get offended.
Don't get offended.
No, because I see your TikToks all the time.
What is it? Good at? Good at dancing?
I'm just good at being...
You're good at photos!
your photoshop
i'm good at being cute
wait i live on 2
yes i live on 2
wait i live on 2
i have dimple
i saw 3 of us
no okay
i live on right here
do you guys mind if i show stream?
please show us
i don't try to be cute
You're happy all the time too?
Um, for the most part, I want to get sad.
The last time I got sad I was crying because I watched 9-11 Don't Cry.
Well now you have a new friend here, Jason.
Do I get to fucking death?
We're both from Arlington, that's why we love each other so much.
I'm fine there too.
What are you talking about?
What are you anxious about?
I'm glad. What are you anxious about?
No, there is a lot of people.
Also, there are no girls here.
Yeah, there are no girls in this room.
This is a sausage rest.
Honestly, honestly, on you guys.
We've got this.
I see page over there.
I see page, yeah.
And then, uh,
I see page over there.
Yeah, and then, uh...
I wanna go to sleep, too.
Are we allowed to walk over there?
Uh, I mean, the security didn't let me, but they might let you.
Hey! Are we allowed to walk to the gym?
I know.
I'm sorry.
Oh, we gotta flick up or something.
You're gonna watch the last horror stream.
Nah, don't switch up!
Don't switch up!
I asked you, we're doing a gladboi system.
Fuck no need!
So what?
No, I'm saying let's just take a picture.
Oh, by the way, I like Casco on YouTube.
Hey, hey, hey!
Ewww!
Somebody through the world!
Hey, guys, what kind of content do we have today?
We got a thing.
We got a ho...
You know what this is?
He put us in this room as a test.
He's trying to see who can be creative.
Welcome all in Niggatinas.
He's trying to see who can be created.
Welcome all the Inigatinas.
Ha ha ha!
That's hard.
We're about to sneak out of the destroyer.
Oh my god, there's an extra destroyer.
Hey, where will it come from?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not required to give up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I just saw him walk by.
Officer, I'm gone.
No, I'm walk from right to left.
No way.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's outward there fast.
I'm safe.
Guys, I'm sorry
Me you
Oh my god, oh my god, we got caught, we got caught, we got caught, oh no.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, it's cute, it's like a dentist.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh god, they're coming in.
Ah, hey, I'm not here to fucking beat me.
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
That's hard, that's hard. I like that.
Yeah, that one's good.
Wait, what's that song?
No!
Oh my! He's doing it!
No, let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
Hey!
Let's go!
What's your mic for?
OOOOOOOH!
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I fucked it up, I fucked it up, yeah.
That's great, that's great.
You're Asian, you're a Eurovision?
Yeah, I know how to play Jaws.
Jaws. It's pretty good.
Oh my gosh.
Shit.
You got a play with you?
You want some?
No, no.
You don't know.
No, you want to play?
How do you play not knowing it's this one?
No, no, you told me.
Do you know that one?
No, no.
You thought?
No.
Oh cosplay cosplay that was fire that was fire all right broski
So, dude, we're an hour in.
I want to go to the other one.
I want to just go to a new room.
Yeah, I don't think so, but it's wrapped.
I want to spread love on it.
That's your jersey, I thought you were wearing a jersey.
I'll watch the day.
I don't know.
I'll show you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, oh my god.
Oh, you got S.U. on the back of your neck.
I got the best head in Streaming University!
Nah, that's all.
Let me see.
Streaming University, yeah.
That's the best neck in Streaming University.
What?
Oh, that's the sound board.
That's the surface on the inside?
On that elbow.
Oh, what the heck?
I don't know.
Oh my god.
What the heck?
On my soul.
Wait, can you help me take a picture of it?
I see it's here.
This is the new one.
No, no, no, the Arlington.
The Arlington one I did make up was this.
It's like this. It's like this.
It was the Arlington one.
You're not from Arlington, bro. You're not ballet.
You're not from Arlington. You're not from Arlington.
You're not ballet.
What, you're making pineapple Kool-Aid?
My hands are red.
What?
I'm making pineapples.
Oh!
You want to sign it?
What do we do?
That's got to make an answer.
You wanna make an answer? Like a legit one?
He plays like a spy shit!
He plays like shit!
You got his ass!
Oh, no, no, no, what's our shit?
What's our shit?
I'm trying to actually think it's from the core.
Like crazy shit.
I'm trying!
No, with the hands, man!
And then we do some sh-
You wanna know what you want?
You wanna know what I'm gonna say?
Just like this.
Fuck that, never mind, I'm here.
Come on, come on, come on, let's start, let's start.
What about this?
The scissor first?
Double hands, give me.
Double hands.
And then we do this.
Let me congregate and do this.
Stop, stop.
Yeah, yeah, can we do some real shit, bro?
Okay, okay, okay.
No, they're calling us lesbians, bro.
That's a cool shit, like double tap.
Double tap.
Can we start like that?
No, no, no, like this, in a scissor first.
So we go in, scissor, and in, in, in.
Scissor, scissor, scissor, scissor.
No, no, no, one scissor, one scissor.
Bam.
Get the finger, get the thumb.
Bam!
Yeah!
That's hard, that's hard.
So, come on, scissor me.
Bang, bang, bang.
Alright, I'm gonna eat bick's ass.
He just did it!
Fuck this!
Thanks.
Oh, this is so...
That's dirty.
Like literally, y'all need to be study, bro.
That fucking...
That's worse.
What you mean? Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Practice your soccer so we can...
I'll take it.
It's fine.
Hey, don't hurt yourself.
and they go get a bar, yeah?
The heck, it's weird, it's not weird at all.
It's not weird at all.
Yeah, that's weird.
I got that.
Fuck the little man, man.
Not too much on my man, bro.
Yeah, see, I was lying.
Oh, my God, yeah, it's over.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, it's because these are expensive.
I don't want to fuck these up.
I might fuck around to start tucking my shit.
You're probably still a gangster, right?
My name's Conor.
It's nice to meet you again.
Good to meet you.
Maybe I'll prompt that too.
I remember.
If I was ever in the world club, that's all I'd do.
Vyma!
He was the representative.
Just say that oh
Little money on
I'm waiting
If I if I get denied I'm my last resort
To be to have a we do to be to
Haska
You start with Asuka first.
Listen, do we do something?
Are you tapping out? I tap in.
Are you guys sure?
Do me too.
Yeah, we can go up over to you two.
Good luck.
Let's go.
You start off first.
Asuka.
I can't do a lot.
I can be here.
I can't.
I mean...
Go, go, go!
Definitely can't.
Go, go!
Come on, Asuka.
Someone count.
Go!
Okay.
Stop pushing them.
Count.
Come on, Niggas.
Alright.
Ready?
One.
Up.
Down.
Up.
You got to go down.
Up when I say it.
Okay.
It's a girl push-up.
No!
Don't cheat.
No girl push-ups.
Come on.
Alright.
Ready?
Alright.
No!
Alright.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
What he's on the ground
You're not ready.
Come on.
Save your breath.
Oh!
What the heck?
Come on, man.
I don't want to see anything.
Come on, man.
Let's go.
Let me get you now.
Come on.
Let's go.
Come on.
I'll take it.
Waffle taking. Waffle taking.
Waffle taking.
Come on.
Stop.
He did it.
That was 10 to 40 persons.
I'm proud of you 40 right now.
Do 40. Do 40.
Wait, that was 40?
I bet you can't do 40, uh, with your eyes closed.
I bet you can't.
No, no, I do 40.
I can't do it.
We gotta close your eyes.
No one knows.
One.
No!
I guess that's the bestest idea.
You lost the push-up challenge?
I don't know.
Oh, see? Is it happening?
What? What? Is this? Is this so much shit?
Oh, shit.
Uh...
The tall guy with the...
Oh...
Okay, okay.
This is a crazy ass...
Big brain machine.
Look at that striper.
Yo, what is this?
Okay, let me see my...
Okay, so how does this work?
Okay! Get a scissors!
Okay, I'm gonna hold your arms. He's gonna hold you right in front of me.
Okay, but actually be careful, okay?
No, like, badass. I get concussion.
Lay down, lay down.
No, no, no. I don't like this one.
Hey, somebody jump around! Somebody jump around!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Oh!
Stop, stop, stop!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
You got this.
Don't fuck up.
WCupsey, you're at WCupsey.
Guys, I'm having to go and sign my shorts here.
Cool, let me sign.
Yeah!
What?
I thought he was going to touch your leader.
Jason, can you sign mine?
This is going to cost $100 later.
Jason, I want you to sign mine.
Hey, I'm going to sign right in the bubble.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm going to sign right in the bubble.
I haven't changed my underwear in four days.
In my bubble?
In my bubble.
Come on, Jason.
That's my bubble.
You know Lacey had a black shirt on?
Yeah he did, but he did it right here, but then I found a green one.
My photo! My photo!
They're over there in the corner.
Wait, what's my photo?
Lacey!
Give me my photo.
Give me my photo, asshole.
Give me my photo.
Oh fuck. Oh shit. Fucking asshole.
I think everybody in this room is gonna get grabbed.
But I got it from earlier. Someone from my area.
I'm sorry, he's like
Okay, okay, I'm scared
It's really your OG fit
I know
Remember that shit, right? It was just me and you
And then I had a wrestle pdm and then come in the pool
We're looking under feeding
Now we got another
Last one, but there's a whole war. Yeah, it was like
I'm scared of Archie.
I just saw a ghost, bro.
Why are you not in action?
I know, bro. It's in the works, in the works.
I'm just coming in, you start.
Lazy, bro.
Lazy?
Like, so, like, let me just, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me just, I'll say something.
There's a difference between glazing and just
speaking fucking facts.
All right?
Like, do you feel like I'm glazing?
Do you feel like I'm glazing?
No, no!
I mean, you're not wrong, man.
I'm not gonna lie, that's my only...
I like that.
I like to be sucky, man.
If Mando was my gym teacher, I would go after class for
extra credit every single time.
Every single time.
Whoa!
I do it like if I do it for you.
You answer correctly.
All over my city. You're gay.
You good?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Need me to check in or no?
How's it going?
I'm just taking the phone right now.
Oh, you overstimulated?
You can't order cheese mattes so it's too much. You don't want them.
I know you can't.
What? What mattes?
What does that mean?
It's a strange problem, you block.
Oh, I get it.
It's okay, bro. You can have full time, bro.
Make sure it's friend time.
Oh, good day!
I'm happy I made you friend time.
Dude, it's been a while.
My team's gonna connect to your team, and I'm gonna send you a contract, and just make sure you sign that, okay?
Yeah, maybe.
No, no, no. No, maybe.
Ha ha ha, I'll say it again, I'll say it again.
Well, I'll say it again.
You go to Japan?
Yeah.
You love Japan, right?
I went to Japan one time.
You love Japan?
Where in Japan you went?
Little Tokyo, Tokyo.
You got active videos.
So you never went to Japan?
You just went to little Japan?
I know, no, no, no, I did go to Japan.
Can you not?
That's like Manchester.
You didn't go to Japan?
Jason, I told you.
You didn't actually go to Japan?
I told you what's much I could get from it.
It's literally just rude.
You told me.
Oh, you're not going to Japan?
You're not going to Japan?
I'm not going.
Can we talk in the hallway?
Yeah.
Are you over simulated? You need a massage or anything?
No, I do sound like people.
Okay. Bear.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Wait, you leaving us?
I'll be right back.
Yeah
I'll be right back
Wait wait, maybe I'll put this in
Oh, you're fucking me, I'm just
Alright, take a seat, take a seat to it
Wait, let me get this chair for you
Here you go
Go, go
Alright, what's up?
Get this room.
Get your little clip in buddy.
I already got it. I already got it. I already got it.
Alright, so when do we go to Japan?
Yeah, let's go to Japan.
Who can even fund that?
I have to pay for myself. I need to save my money.
Dude, dude, dude.
Let me hit my financial team, JTJ at Core at TeamBit.com and I'm gonna figure some shit out.
Just signed a contract and we're going to Japan.
Dude, how about this?
I'm gonna send you a contract to Pantry plus one million dollars up front
What do I have to give it back?
Oh, uh, and it's a thing of a year, let's give you a year
I need to actually chip you into whatever you want
Dude, that is what the whole my budget is for
Like, walk away, bro
Bro, move!
Oh my god!
Yo!
Did you hear that?
Fucking stink mom!
Wow
Yes, they heard that
Stinky boy that's fucking stink bone. Did you ever play plans versus zombies? I did fucking love that game
I love that shit. We need it. We need to stream where we're trying to finish plans versus zombies
Finish finish. I've seen no one finish it probably for a good reason, but I mean I'm gonna be the first brother
Okay, that's just how I get through that.
Bro, me, you, let's go to fucking Japan, let's go to Japan.
You're just saying this on the stream, whenever I was texting Jason when I was home, bro, was egoing my shit, right?
No, I wasn't. I wasn't. I texted you back.
Right.
I have the last blue text.
Yeah, because whenever you get egoed, you have to live them on the liver. You know that.
What? I literally texted you back.
I said yo, what's y'all doing dude, thank you for coming, you're hilarious, I had them
on for you.
Oh okay, you didn't even go to my shit.
I already got the clip though, idiot.
You fucking bastard, you're pretty good at this shit, I'm not even trying to get the
hate farming, pretty good, the love farming, pretty good, the hustle and the banage is
pretty good, the emote farming pretty good.
You should be better at this shit right there.
You should be better at telling people to fuck off, like that unskippable ad scene
we had earlier.
What?
in the random picture bro you know that you know the random kid in the back of
the key for that and that yeah yeah yeah so what do I say I mean I think I think
you beat the guy that says no yeah okay I'll be man I'll be boss yeah yeah
game manager because yeah he's kind of spawning in bro but I don't mean God
I said you'll fuck off you know dude but the chat loves that shit they were
I think the fuck
What I can be a boy too
So what's next for you dude? What's next? Okay, so
If I get into streaming university
Fine chat. I'll become a streamer for y'all fucking hell or you can subscribe to Alex on YouTube
I saw your YouTube video. Did you actually watch it? Yes, pretty good
Shout out to Seth. So do you actually think I should become a streamer?
I think you have a great personality for streaming. I think you're gonna do too. I think you're gonna tick tock
I think I think you're gonna go fucking far. Yeah, whatever you said
I'll try with streaming if I get to streaming in university. I'll definitely try it out more
But yo if I don't get in I don't get in but I'm always grateful for the opportunity, but it's gonna be a fun time
This is fun
Okay, okay, you know what bro
You just just just make it instruments leave. Oh, I let all my day once for the shit now. Look at me. May back
Core house. Hold up. Everyone's for your court for this edit. Say that again. Say we don't leave Owen
Make it in streaming make it in content
Join the core house boys
I love Owen
You edit boom
Oh, that's hard. Yeah, that's hard.
Yeah, dude, you need to edit for more.
Do you need more sexy edits?
No, no, I got a pretty good edit recently.
Really?
Yeah.
You look sexy.
No, not that much.
Dude, when's the next Simon match?
I'm not playing that.
I'm not in Simon.
No, I'm not part of Simon.
You're not, you played in the Last Sucker match.
Yeah, I did.
Dude, that's like,
Right next to you.
If I'm gonna be honest, like,
That's your dream.
That's like the biggest dream I've ever had.
Dude, I fucking sold a penalty cake, dude.
I want to kill myself.
You know what that?
What's your what's your biggest dream but whenever you're younger in high school like in like you see all the like you're blowing up
Oh, like your biggest dream is my biggest dream. My biggest dream is
By my family cars that was bro ask you for that that is like bro. What are you did you buy your family something before?
They call me
Where is it?
Haskell!
Wait, are you calling me?
Haskell, wish me luck Haskell!
You're gonna go with me?
I'm not gonna go on with you though.
I thought they said they called me, but they didn't call me.
Wait, yo!
Kaisen, they said pull up!
Oh, he said pull up!
Wait, did you get called?
I got bad news.
Hey, yo!
Kaisen, pull up!
I got you.
Hey, everyone, Kaisen, pull up.
No fucking way.
I got you.
hanging bro you got boots on I do got boots on damn bro they can't call you
yeah he actually told me to fuck off stop calling them stop calling me
lesbian
we gotta start the first like you should take
That's like four feet. I don't think this is
I haven't taken it.
I haven't taken it, too.
They haven't came in here and called it taking me,
they've been sparing me.
Dude, I'm scared they're not going to let me in.
Your country's losing?
Japan's not losing.
Japan's losing?
It's like an apartment.
It's like South Korea.
Oh, Japan versus Netherlands is happening right now.
Oh, should you be rooting for your country?
Japan?
Yes.
Think about Japan.
I have no Wi-Fi.
The only reason I'm keeping with them right now
is because they didn't let me on the roster.
2-1 Netherlands, bro!
Netherlands are really good.
I know, they're actually pretty good. They got Holland.
They got Holland.
Luke, Holland's the reason he's nowhere with us.
Ah, shit, I fucked up.
I fucked up. I fucked up.
Ah, fuck, I'm gonna take my time.
Oh my god, no!
I actually watch it every game.
I mean, bro, I don't even watch stock and I know it's the father!
I know he's no reason, I just thought the colors bro, it fucked my brain.
It was...
It was perfect.
Oh, you got it.
So guys, you got whippers?
Jason, of course we got them, man.
Yeah, I'll tell you the same, man.
We're on the 3's?
I think we're on the 1's and 10's.
Or 4's.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm good at passing.
I see the jump shot.
Let's see.
I'm good at passing.
I see the jump shot.
I can do it.
Let's see.
I see the jump shot.
Let's do this.
Wait, whoa!
Double hander!
Huh?
The beam, beam was here.
Um, they just went in?
Well, are they going to the restaurant or something?
Security, security department?
Oh my god, they're gone.
Let me come next.
Cool, guys like AC2.
I'm dead.
Because I was thinking after A.B.
Hey, super new y'all!
Oh my god, I'm scared, I'm scared.
You scared, bro?
What's that?
Jason, come here.
Come here, guys.
No more head kisses.
We're set up, okay?
This is a freaking moment.
Everyone is fucking alive.
This is your freaking moment, okay?
So you're gonna show out, you're gonna dance, then?
I fucking love you.
Don't go in.
I'm gonna be right behind you,
because there's no one that's gonna call my name so much.
I'm just so much more behind you.
And I'm not gonna leave with your aim!
Okay, I'm gonna leave with your whip right behind me.
What happened?
Okay, we can do this.
Give me a little hand.
Stop.
You know, you know, ever since I made that meme,
I always wanted to be a little bit more exclusive.
But...
Hey! Hey!
You're not fucking going to come up with a fucking story.
Okay, man, I get a wire.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
You're gonna be homophobic now, cool.
No, stop it.
Stop it.
It's like our gang now.
We're gonna start a streamer university killer.
Suck.
in the bottle. You know what this is? Straight suck. Yo, I'm Wally? I'm Wally? No, I'm Wally.
Yo, what's your name? Oh my god, son. I'm done for interview. You're already happy.
Oh, okay, I got you on interview. You done? Is that guy?
He's probably 6'7". 6'7", kid. Why do you have this accent?
Chill, go on the screen. Don't say too much about your kid.
6'7", kid.
I love that hallway.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Oh, you look good, bro.
You look fucking good.
I'm hanging though. I'm hanging. I'm hanging.
I'm hanging glasses.
You look good.
This is why I look good with glasses.
I feel like you wear glasses.
What made you wear glasses?
I'm trying to think of the clip.
You dumb, Iggy.
I'm lying. Is that the clip?
It's not the line.
Alright.
How old are you?
32.
What are you doing?
Alright, that's it.
That's it? I'm not good.
Alright, I have a profession, Jason, really quick.
Why does it take to make streamery universal?
Well, I haven't made it yet, so I don't know.
No, but what are you going to do with me?
I'm going to try my absolute hardest.
That's all my life has been.
That's it?
Alright, but I love it.
Dude! Stop acting like Julio!
You're gonna get kicked out before you even get in.
Rob, jump.
Yo, chill, chill.
Baby Rich!
How you feeling?
You're gonna go good, man.
Go.
Thank you, bro.
You here for a student?
What about you?
I'm here to teach.
How to be a Justin.
Are you here for a student or a teacher?
I'm here to teach.
How to be a jester.
Today is the first time I've heard that word.
Really?
Like the fuck is a jester?
A jester is basically not being embarrassed or something.
Because that's what it takes to be a good student.
Not being scared of being a jester.
I feel like she could be happy than the middle.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I get like the short end of the stick for something.
Bro, that's love. Oh, that's my homie Haskell right there
Why can't the public say
How are you just so cool like you're probably one of the coolest people I ever met, like I love what you do, honestly.
I feel like you're so old.
What am I smiling at?
My resting base is like this.
That's my resting base.
No, but I'm being serious, like you're just a cool ass dude.
Like you walk into the spot, you walk into the spot and everyone just goes quiet.
That's fucking fine.
What's up man?
What the fuck you?
I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, okay?
Yeah, but...
No, but I actually like your videos.
Oh wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry.
No.
I actually actually do like it.
Hopefully I see the instrument in here.
What's the name?
Casper. I'm actually going to look you up, bro.
I'm looking forward to it.
Great, great.
It's amazing.
There's network going on.
If you don't want to, that's okay.
Search it up and it's him.
I'm looking up your YouTube.
You going to TikTok?
You're going to Instagram?
I'm on YouTube.
I'm a networking.
I'm a network baby.
I'm a network.
Oh, boss here?
You see this?
Not gonna say.
Am I gonna do another one?
Oh, what?
You wanna boss me?
I don't wanna boss you.
You know what I'm saying?
But if you wanna boss me, do it.
You might be my ass.
Yeah, I gotta train a little bit
You see I think you have more stamina than me
Okay, I think I think that's what you for you got over
I think I don't know. I really think it'd be like a
On the next one I might be ready
I think I get my stamina though. That's the only thing.
I feel like you got more stamina than me.
I've been on my Chudark right now though.
I'm gonna start training again and then I'm gonna hit you up bro.
Alright. That should be cool.
I'll keep it.
But first, streamer you.
Show me you for sure.
Do you know who it's gonna be at?
Hell no. I don't know shit.
I hope so bro. I think they got Dean at AB right now and then they hold on.
I feel like the room gets lighter and lighter. I feel like people are like slowly like going out there.
Alright bet, alright bet, alright bet.
What's your name?
J.S.T.E.
What's your new team?
I'm gonna be a jester.
Jester and one-on-one.
Okay, so they would like be your first lesson. Can I get a free lesson?
I'm gonna figure that out after I get accepted.
Okay, so you don't got no advice though, then there's no lesson?
Don't be embarrassed to embarrass yourself.
My first advice.
Don't put that away.
That's right there.
That's what got me where I'm at today.
We're late, but we just got on time.
We got hit by a car and then this snapper, we just make it.
We good?
Yeah, we good.
He buffers here.
He buffers here, yeah.
Oh man, where the hell is that guy?
Yo, where's the energy guys?
We're at streamer U applications.
Fucking right bro!
What's going on?
Why are you over here?
Wait.
oh my god wait are they are they winning or are they losing?
oh right, what?
just like 50 feet
just like 50?
just like it's pretty bad
this is longer than 45 seconds
longer than 45?
okay perfect
the first question you asked was
why do you want to be in Schumann University?
Oh
Get him out get him out
Come on, I'm not gonna let this weigh larger than 45, bro.
I don't know what more than we're talking about.
Hey, you got the embarrassing embarrassments up, bro.
They're not embarrassing them, says enough.
Hey you got the embarrassed, embarrassed or something bro?
They're not embarrassing them says enough.
Out of this ends I'm sprinting to the door.
What?
Wait a minute, they don't put you in there.
They came in here and chose them.
Fuck up going next to the door bro.
They're literally doing an interview right now when you even go next to the door.
Shhh.
Okay.
Fuck.
Guys.
Fuck up.
How you doing?
We got a limber on the car.
Oh my god
What's happening, Bill?
Are they going to make it?
It's going to get the stamp.
He's gonna deny him.
You're gonna stay there.
Deny him.
Oh!
You have an application.
I made it.
I wrote it.
You don't have all the fucking meat in your own.
Yeah, I'm prepared.
I'm ready.
Wow
I think we're about to call the next person bro
It's better get crazy
What's that?
That's not from our...
Okay, that's fire bro
That's crazy
How you feeling?
Good, chillin
The thing is, I gotta get an application
Everybody got an application
You don't got a paper
Then you just got a chestin
You gotta get up there and speak
I've seen do what you got to do
I'm saying I have to go bro. It's one on one. I suppose you're gonna get a third
You know, I love the Haskell, but we gotta focus up
It's probably notice probably gonna be
like upcoming streamers now and they and then they call content creator
you know me chap you don't mean
holy shit yo yo I'm next I'm next I'm next
am I next I'm camping the door I was the second one here so maybe after a B&D
What do you think of my application?
I was the second one here.
You like it?
It's good.
You okay?
Four, nine out of ten.
I'm going to go for the second one.
9 out of 10.
Hey, Yona.
I haven't seen you in a minute.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just waiting on my turn.
You were like a very student school boy.
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to go for the teacher's role,
or maybe guidance counselor,
anything, janitor, or anything.
Oh, guidance counselor would be good.
I'm not a student.
You're gonna listen.
I'm great at listening.
Yeah, okay.
That's nice.
Hopefully I'm gonna give some advice,
maybe teach you something, you know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I already knew that.
Oh, what do you do?
So don't try.
What?
I teach to you.
No, no, I'm not competition.
Yes, you did.
What?
Yes, you did.
No, no, no, no.
Because you're a club director.
I'm not a teacher.
No, it's not a teacher.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
It's going on.
Oh, no.
Damn, damn.
What's going on now?
Now I'm going to have to get some fresh air.
I got kind of stuff to do.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel that.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Aw, I'm scared.
We get you next.
I don't know, I don't know.
No, no, he's just waiting to do it.
He wants to be part of my turn.
What's with your legs?
I'm getting serious, man.
No, I don't want to.
I'm just kidding.
Oh, fuck.
You're probably with my...
No.
I thought you were going to do a series.
No, no, no. I thought you...
I said it's getting serious.
Oh, yeah, serious.
We should do like a live show, my son.
Hey, we need to lift him, bro. I haven't lifted him off in a very long time.
Lift him? Or no golfing?
Ooh, let's go golfing.
Go golfing, bro.
You stay in LA, right?
I ain't too far. I ain't too far.
If I get to screw you, bro, let's just celebrate. We gotta celebrate.
We gotta celebrate. I'm throwing him fucking party, bro.
They're saying, they're saying WJ the bro- Oh my God, bro!
How's that next win bro?
No, no, no, bro, that ain't gonna lie.
The shit was a dub.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, they had us, you know what I'm saying?
Damn, bro.
You know, I had a 4-2 for my team and shit.
MVP.
But you know, that's done with, you know what I'm saying?
Trying to keep my shit in the horizon.
That's by your nerves.
Oh my God. LeBron is here?
No, LeBron is.
That's why they can live it out.
Oh fucks LeBron doing here. LeBron not going to serve in here bro.
Oh yeah he did tweet. Say swear to god LeBron.
No I'm so serious.
I saw LeBron.
I ain't sell but I see like I don't even know who you with.
There's no way. There's no way.
There's no way LeBron.
Right there they're clippin' out of nowhere.
LeBron. LeBron. LeBron!
If I was given a fraction of Lebron's superpowers as his basketball abilities, I would literally
What's up dude? What's up? What's going on? Yo, hello. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Welcome.
They're here.
Cut off.
Oh, are y'all streamers?
That's you in the room.
Y'all streamers?
Yo, they just...
Okay.
Lobby.
What the fuck?
No.
What the fuck's going on, man?
That's how you feel, Lobby?
Wow, man.
A squadron of...
of snow buddies?
ahhh
I'm just kidding, hi
hi
what the fuck, y'all bringing a party in here?
there we go
welcome in, yeah, welcome in
not too much, come on guys
I'm just kidding, scary man
God, bro, I'm gonna do it.
All right.
You fancy that, Max?
I'm gonna do it.
You fancy that, Max?
I got it, bro.
All right, man, bro.
Hello?
What is it?
Wait, are y'all a blank?
Okay, good luck, man.
Oh, man, he was before me, right?
Yeah, he was before me.
Oh, my God, it is in order, bro.
It's in order?
I think so after him it's me
Hey, man, fuck you
You fucked it all the way up
Fuck is wrong with you, bro
Don't piss me off, bro. Now do it again, bro. Fuck you
You
How much money he made for him so that much money
Chat one thing about that guy if he may know no, I don't know how much money
I don't know how much money he be making way too much goddamn
money.
That's why he's rich.
Yo.
Bro.
How dare you.
I didn't know that.
We can't take back this.
Fuck yo.
Yo.
I'm not.
No, someone got caught up and then I think I'm next
Because it was an order
They're not doing my
Dude, what is what dude? I'll just be in line
I'm at the door, I'm at the door, I'm at the door, I'm at the door, I'm at the door.
There's so many live viewers here.
Oh damn!
It's a monster body you can't navigate in.
Dude, if I support the shim, I'll probably get like a hundred.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, bro.
Just want the shim up, and I'll raise it.
I'll let you go live with the shim.
Dude, I'm not live shimming on my iPhone.
That's so bad.
And then it's the iPhone.
iPhone, this is the level of shimming.
iPhone's the worst, Android second, and then that is the best.
I'm gonna get the backpack bro
I already had an android
Oh yeah, get an android
An android's good stuff
So what you doing?
I'm a lot of shit
I just hear myself
And if people like it, they like it
If you don't get the fuck out of here
I like it, I love it
I love it
I know, you keep it a long way bro
Cool bro, I'm not like fucking grand bro
It's a way to line out
Fuck you, pussy
Hey, I don't know how we're going
We can school?
Yeah, we can school
I mean fuck you bro
Wait, we're fucked, sorry.
You can't come to Situ, do what?
You're going to be fine if you don't do it right now.
If I get this, if I get this, do it after.
Wait, get him. Give him a rice gum.
That's my dog. That's my dog.
He's relevant!
I see. I was probably about to live in it.
So...
I'm going to forget my phone.
2-2? Yeah.
2-2, Japan.
Japan!
Oh my god, it's time.
Chat, baby.
Woo!
I fucking love the police!
Who's next?
Who's next, guys?
You got this.
We're back.
They got the program in five minutes.
Hey, officer.
Oh my god.
Take me instead.
He didn't do anything.
I'm sorry to distribute.
I'm trying to distribute!
Oh, and in front of that school, the whole of you guys are crying.
Let's go!
I don't know.
A high school, high school, right?
Wait, who are y'all here for?
Officer, what?
It's me.
Oh, right, officer.
I don't know.
Can I just say something?
Your America is on fleek today.
She's not like your practice.
Bro, what the fuck are you talking about, crack?
Dude, I'm not trying to crack, I'm trying to comfort you.
Come on.
Okay, I'm on.
Who's next?
Who's the boy?
First.
Oh, they walked past me first.
Oh, I see, yes.
I see, yes.
I see.
I see, I see.
Archie's next.
I don't think I know.
Yeah.
Archie!
I see, yeah!
Yeah!
I see!
I see, yeah!
I see!
Go on, talk him up.
I'm looking.
I'm next.
He's told me I'm next.
I'm next to the other one.
Tell me I'm next to the other one.
I'm next to the other one.
Oh my god.
Wait, he told me he was next to the other one.
He did?
What?
Dude, you must have got you missing a shirt because you probably thought you were chasing it.
Fuck!
Oh my god, that's so embarrassing.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Oh my god, bro.
I gotta watch Archie.
I gotta support him.
Archie, Archie, Archie!
Hey, look, look.
You can go on the switch.
We don't plug three plugs
Holy sissy walk in the hallway. Oh my god, here we go. Come on, Arky. You got this
What's that bar down
This way it's way, it's way, it's way, it went until he goes in the office. Oh my god, they cleared out the entire hallway
Oh my god. Oh my god, he's next.
I'll be so nervous.
Wow, it's about to be you. It's literally about to be you.
It's literally about to be you. It's literally about to be you.
Oh my god, Arke, you got this, bro.
Arke, Arke, it's a clip.
Oh my god, bandages.
Here you are, Arke, let's go.
fly to chat with W's but give me some support yeah yeah well I'm kind of
scared for him bro I'm getting a little anxious
Because he's my friend, bro.
Oh my god, oh my god.
He's gonna do good.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
You're gonna be so shocked.
I know the secret what's gonna happen, but it's a banger.
It's a banger, I know.
Bro, just anticipate something of fire.
Dude, stop, you're making me more anxious.
No, it's actually... Bro, do you want me to...
I'm not anxious.
Oh my god, oh my god.
He's gotta walk in.
I'm not gonna tell you this box, bro.
He's gotta walk in, he's gotta walk in.
Yo, what happened with that NMS boxing shit, bro?
Um, over-bucked, over-bucked.
Oh my god.
He's in, he's in, he's in.
He's in.
Break first impression?
Yeah!
That's great, that's great.
Next question.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, don't start it.
serious man you're gonna get fucking denied man
oh my god oh my god wait what's happening
Kieran don't talk bro. Kieran do not talk. Kieran don't talk anyways.
Okay yeah, don't talk, don't talk, yeah yeah.
Oh my gosh, somebody's sold.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Don't talk, Kieran don't talk.
Could believe so, I'm doing that.
You can shake my head and shake my head.
Oh my god, did you just deny him?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
Oh my god, you got denied.
Oh my god, GG's.
Hi, welcome.
Have a nice evening.
No!
Oh my god, bro.
I have to be perfect.
I have to treat this like serious.
Dean, Dean Snatt, is that how I should address them?
Oh my God, bro.
Bro, I know I gotta be a jester, but I can't jester.
It cannot be, I can't jester.
You got this, you little,
we got that Arlington in you, man, come on.
Let me get up, man.
Let me get up, let me get up.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
I'm Arlington bread, bro.
Oh shit, look up!
Bonobo!
I'm scared, bro.
Are you just got rejected?
Oh no way!
You got denied.
You got denied, bro.
We're not showering.
I showered today. I showered today.
I don't know what to do. I'm scared.
No facts. I'm gonna just do my thing.
No! Send you fucking idiot, bro!
Where's Arke? Where's Arke?
Oh my god. He's out.
He's out for real!
Why'd you take him in you bitch!
Why?
Where is Arky?
He got kicked out!
He took his hand
Wow
Where is he?
He got kicked because of him
Yo, he's supposed to be in my camera man!
Oh my god, no!
But they killed him!
Oh my god
He sold him
it's actually good we don't go first
I'm nervous now
I'm actually fucking nervous bro
don't get no idea
John, you can be on the corner
sit there, if he speaks to you
don't even shake your camera
don't even do nothing
no!
stop it!
no!
I like that
What's your old, if he says, good luck.
Right now, go!
I'm gonna ask him for a push of a, I don't know.
No!
What's my old?
Give me a, give me a!
Yes, yes, yes.
Look, Max Jester, man, go!
No, no, no, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe!
Just stay yourself.
Oh, no.
I'm scared of that. I'm scared of that.
Any anxiety hug? Any anxiety hug?
No. No?
No.
Oh, guys.
Do you want to do it?
Yo, they killed Archie?
They actually murdered Archie.
Archie's...
Yo, yo, yo, if you lose,
if you get the knife, ask Cuddy,
and say, do a push-up fake.
Okay, if I push-
Yes, yes.
Cuddy is security, right?
Yes, yes.
Cuddy, Cuddy, Cuddy, Cuddy, Cuddy.
That's for you, all of us.
Okay, man.
But anyway, did I say that as an insult to pick you up?
It just fucking stab you in the head.
Well, our TNT actually died. If you get denied, you might, you fly.
Might be something deeper.
I want to inspire people on streaming, but there's dreams beyond streaming.
Yeah.
Some people want to create content.
So you want to be a creator.
Somebody even want to say they might want to be a content creator.
Yeah, that's a good, I like that.
Oh, man, I scared.
Off to P.
I'll take you to the next one.
Oh, God.
Yeah, you're here.
Oh!
We should be like this.
Hey, hey, hey. Good luck, bro.
Do one, Jason.
I'm going to go back.
There you go.
It's a footy.
It's a boss.
I'm going to head on.
Yes, you got this. You got this. You got this. You got this. I believe you. You believe in me?
Of course, man. Anxiety hug. Anxiety hug?
To be honest, I didn't even come here to see Kai. I came here to see you.
No, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Jesus.
Bring the technique up.
Okay, here we go.
You can tuck it in, tuck it in the front of it, it's a little bit so it doesn't come up.
Once you rip it off, there's real fast of a tuck.
Just don't screw it up or you don't want to change it.
Jesus, walk me cook and then you gotta give me the diamond jim.
Go in there and make me proud, brother.
I'll go after you, sir.
My hands are so cold here. I'm actually nervous. Feel my shit. Feel my shit.
All right, too, bro. Oh my god, you're nervous for it. Oh my god
Because if you if we if I make it you make it which means we're both going to serve this the most I'm never gonna tell him
I can't deal to reach that
I can guarantee I can turn it three or two.
I can turn it three or two.
Yeah, five people.
Five people.
You know, some of them body snaps.
Some of them body snaps.
Yeah.
I don't see her five.
Do I go there jumping or do I go there professional?
I think it's her.
He knew, bro.
I have to be professional. One button, one more button up?
Fuck it, all the way, buttons all the way.
It was great, he loved it.
He loved it, I tried everything for him.
He hoped he'd do as great as he likes.
Everyone was themselves and got denied.
I'm excited, I'm excited.
How was it? Did you get the knife?
No. Fuck it in.
Yes. Yes, I got it.
Bro, we got this.
Do you serve everything you say?
Do I be a professional or be myself?
Half an hour. Half an hour.
You got this. Hey, hey. Be a deal.
Be a deal.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
That way. That way.
Be a divra.
Hey, what is this?
What's the matter with you?
What's wrong with you?
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Please, come on.
You're really cheap, though.
You're really cheap.
I'm thirsty.
I have to pee.
Everything.
Everything deep left is on me right now.
What's your, what's your approach, man?
What's your strategy?
I'm just going to end up talking.
What do you mean?
We're growing up, so I figured this thing out.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Is that a killer?
No, no, no.
Is it a reppin'?
Just a reppin'.
Next, just one, you know what I mean?
Next is one, you know what I mean? So I'm gonna lock it.
I'm gonna see Yankee shirt, but yeah.
Yeah, Yankee, yeah, New York shirt.
I've been here before.
No, I haven't. It's my first time.
Where's your ghetto? What's your plan?
I don't have it, bro. I don't have it, man. I don't have anything.
I'm nervous.
Nah, me neither.
Okay, come on.
Yeah.
I'm not headed. I'm not headed.
I think my inhaler...
Oh, God.
Phone away phone away phone away. This is this is I've never had a job interview in my life
This is anxiety inducing
So you got no plan at all. No, I'm zero
You know, it's really important to hear the end of presence of the person.
It's from the universal.
You got it or not?
I'll take this.
Okay.
Yeah, you got it.
I'm left. I'm left, you're next. Oh my god.
Excuse me.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm next.
Man, man, man.
You got the front.
Not good.
You got me here, and this is what counts for not being here.
Why, you had to prevent me to collect your pregnant with the baby.
Because this is literally worse than pregnancy.
This is literally harder than not a father's.
This is harder than Harvard.
This is the streamer university.
This is your fucking home.
This is your home, brother.
This is our home.
I want to be able to see you in one of my classes.
I will be there. I will be there.
Remember me. From tomorrow on.
I will see you.
I got it.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
I got it.
I
Be behind the air Fox
Okay, oh my god
Okay
I've got you, Jason.
All right, I'm going to get this guy.
We'll get him over here.
Oh, it's hot.
As soon as the door closes, you're good to go in, all right?
Oh, my God.
Don't be nervous.
I'm sorry.
As soon as the door closes?
No.
I need to see you guys.
I'm sorry.
What's that?
Is that an application I was made?
Jason, the fucking way.
Yes.
Sit down.
Yes, sir.
going to be a professor, a professor of jestering,
one of the teachers that inspired the youth
how to not be embarrassed to embarrass themselves
because that is one of the key parts
of being a great streamer.
You, me, we all know.
Okay, my bad, I didn't get to teach you anything.
How you doing, my boy?
You good?
Pete, the accolades.
You want to teach people how to be a fucking joker,
a fucking jester.
How to entertain, how to be outgoing,
how to not have social anxiety, how to deal with problems,
and attacking them, but not be embarrassed
to embarrass themselves.
Okay, they can say like this.
What's it do?
Jason.
Yes sir.
Why should you be a student university
over anybody else?
I feel I have the accolades and achievements
to teach and inspire the youth and other streamers
to be great, seven days on an island, by myself, okay,
it taught me resilience, taught me mental affordability,
taught me to believe in myself,
and that is what is needed to upcoming streamers,
to new streamers, believe in yourself,
and I wanna teach the youth, I wanna inspire the youth,
much like you self-casted.
So my skin is right here, right?
Does it take that to be teased?
No.
You said no AI, it's not AI.
So if I take a picture of this one right now.
Yes.
This is a ChatGDT, yup.
Stay right there, hold on.
Wait a second.
All right.
We scan this right here,
Put it into my chat, GDTD AI trackerer.
All right.
Disgrace like it was heavily AI assisted or AI generated.
though not because of the fact themselves the clues are mostly in the writing
style so you're rich that's not it's not it's just I don't care about it's
happening AI generated I use it so I swear I swear I'm gonna be great I
I want to inspire the youth.
No, no, no.
It's a heavy.
Just a little bit.
I want to teach people to not be embarrassed
when we need to be embarrassed.
It's not AI.
Jason, did you submit an application?
I did submit an application online.
Please let me sit down.
I want to get inspired people just like you.
You inspire me, I want to do the same.
You got to start blazing.
It gets to a point where it's not blazing to support them.
Dance all the time.
It's a waste of fucking audio.
You look happy with the audio.
Cutty, get his ass out of here.
Get his ass out.
What about Push and Fade? Push and Fade?
Push and Fade for an executive letter.
What?
He said wait.
Come back.
Come back, Cutty.
Push of faith, no elbow bending.
That's how I was born though.
No elbow, buddy.
Algae! Algae! Algae!
No! Not my mouth! My eyes!
That's the prescription!
Please! No!
No! No! Please!
No! God!
No! God, please!
Please!
I need to say more than anything bro.
Oh
Talk to kid fucking denied, bro. I got fucking tonight, bro
Hey, I'm not turning the car right.
Thanks, thanks.
Wait, yo bro, can I get a tip?
One tip?
No.
Am I getting sent home?
No second try.
No, you can't get a picture
the fuck we're in the same fucking boat you fucking idiot
fuck you and your dollar bro fuck you and your fucking dollar bro we cry we
kill ourselves bro I have no reason to fucking live in game
I got fucking denied
He just oh he said my suit was AI heavily
She was an AI bro
They said my application was AI wasn't AI
Bro, no, no, we couldn't be a I bro, right right
Right, no, no, I need a cold
Hello?
I just got fucking denied because my application was heavily AI.
Tell me you didn't use AI.
Just tell me you didn't use AI.
I didn't use AI.
Did you actually not use AI?
No.
Actually.
Don't lie to me, Lou.
I didn't use AI.
Yeah.
You lied to me, Lou.
I didn't say I lied.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, Lou. All right, how's it going?
Oh, my God!
Hey, you don't need to deny me because I did some funny shit.
You don't need to deny me because I didn't stutter once. Stay in touch.
I got you. Only person from the Bahamas.
Wait, you didn't even deny it?
No, no, no. I got stayed in touch first. He said you got both.
Keep in touch with me.
I got fucking denied what do you mean I got this what did you do I was
professional I was a jester I was everything but not enough
Not here, hey, hey, hey, he's using AI.
You use AI, you use AI.
You use AI.
What the video?
What?
I didn't use AI.
You got to be on the back.
You use AI, bro.
That's what I hear.
Is that gonna go south?
We're not talking about the Mexican.
We don't want to fight for it.
I didn't get my picture.
Thank you, bro.
Bye.
Thanks.
We do now
Yes, sir, yes, sir
It's cuz like all the fans are proud of us, bro. We could go to move
Yeah, yeah, I guess the only obvious make it sad to tell now
My brother still in there, I got no cameraman. I'm gonna shit
Yeah, I think I'm on
Yeah, I'm just vibing bro. Eww I fucking coughed, blotted.
Bro.
What's that, what's that sound did you use?
The one that you did when you paid homics bro, can't believe you ain't late, bro.
And this ain't no fun, it ain't money like that.
Yes.
Yo Ron bro.
I'm fucking denied dude.
I
Apparently I used AI, but I didn't use AI on my application. I didn't use AI
Oh, they're about to send me the fucking death chamber, I'm gonna get electrocuted
Right, bro, please please if you make it put in a word for me, please bro, please bro. I'll do anything
Please bro, I know this is-
Please bro, thank you man.
He not doing shit for me bro.
He not doing shit for me.
Fuck.
Are you okay?
I know, I hope, I feel so bad for you, I hope you don't want to try again.
Oh my god, that's the best thing I used to saw in my life.
You close that line everyday?
It's Twitch?
Yeah.
Look at all of them.
Guys, you're Jason, right?
Yeah, Jason.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's fucked up.
What was the 15th?
I had to cry, man.
Why you do shit like that?
That's fucked up.
It's shit for me, shit for me.
Oh yeah.
It's a long time.
This shit fucked up, man.
Can you move?
Yeah, I got it.
It's okay bro, next to you.
Can you move?
Yeah, everybody gets this.
I'm sorry bro, I'm sorry.
No, really?
Thank you bro.
Can you get a bottle bro?
Sorry bro.
It's okay Jason, it's okay.
It's okay bro.
It's okay Jason, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
Alright, I got a picture too.
This didn't even report.
This is my last picture.
I didn't fucking take it.
You're going home?
Thank you, Jason.
No, I'm going to fucking sit here and make a sad TikTok.
Nothing's wrong with people.
Guys, Jason just got tonight.
Really? You gotta sit in the boat.
I'm so sorry, Jason.
You guys, um, I hope he makes it next year.
He's been consistent.
Kai, like, he should have really led Jason in, man.
I'm not.
I need a second, bro, just one second, I'm sorry, I need a second, bro, give me a second,
What's that sound on?
Marvin's room.
Marvin's room?
No, it's just that you just come to the air now.
Yo, what's the crime you did?
I don't even wanna hear that, but thank you.
You know what I did?
I believe you can say you did it.
Bro, I went in there and I danced and I made a fool of myself.
I thought I could do it, bro.
Marlin got exempted?
No.
Fuck Marlin.
No, not Fuck Marlin.
Bro, can I use your denied paper for a Tik Tok, bro?
Okay.
Hey, can I use your denied paper for a Tik Tok, please?
Oh, you ripped that shit off.
Okay.
You can still see it. You can still see it.
You got to get out of speed on it.
Oh, can I sit on the floor?
Alright, alright.
Archie, can I use your denied paper for a TikTok?
Thank you, I'll give it back.
Yeah, what's it, let me make you a TikTok.
Bro, you see the booger going down my nose?
I'm dead-ass stalker crying, I'm on the top.
What the fuck?
Dead-ass...
This shit is literally...
I wanted it to just go back, bro!
Fuck!
I
Do I do the man pose
Send the middle that one take a little bit more dark
What if you what if you go in front of me it shows it denied then you go into the side
Are you facing the people towards your face I'll go like this and I'll come out like this
So sad bro everything's just gone hard work and dedication
Here, down.
Three, two, one.
I think you can get a little bit closer, Loki.
Oh
A couple more seconds on this
That has ripped your seal and I'm sorry I'm sorry
What? What?
Ah dude, for the tiktok, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, how much? How much?
I'm 20.
Wait, Zarky?
No, no, no, it was his. I don't need it anymore. I already used it.
Yes, I'm a lot of fucking shit, bro.
I'm sorry.
I only got a snap, bro.
Damn!
bad bro
Brother I just got fucking denied the only thing I can escort you to is the exit sign because that's where I'm going to
The night streamer
Oh, you're not playing Twitter for me.
You're not playing Twitter for me.
I'm a mess girl.
It's all right, go on, bruh.
It's over, bruh.
Like, at this point, do I just end, dude?
Because do I just end, bruh?
Like, what the fuck?
Haskell made it?
At least one of us.
At least one of us made it, bruh.
At least one of us.
One of us made it.
One of us probably made it, huh?
He's just letting you off the hook.
Probably not, I'm probably just gonna walk and save for him.
The way you act.
You know, let's go.
Go crazy for me, bro.
Bye, bro.
I'll put you here, I've got you here.
I lost.
come sit yeah I got you I don't want to do interview bro
you try are you just like a cow state student or you like you look live I'm
I'm just here, don't ask too many questions, I'm sorry, I'll try.
It's not about how bad you did.
It's about the bad things you tried.
You put yourself up there.
Don't cry, you're a man.
And I bought some snacks.
I can't get a hook.
You think you need a hug? You just want to think about what the fuck you just had.
I'm just gonna smash you in the face.
I'm here to help build you up.
What?!
You want that mess shit?
You think you need a hug?
Go ask your mother.
like what the fuck am I good for bro?
cuties and the relics calling me
go
hello
where are you?
I just got fucking denied
you got denied?
I just got fucking denied, yes
Yes.
Uh, do you want a cupcake?
Yes.
Are you crying?
I was.
Wow, beautiful cry, you are beautiful.
Thank you.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Well, are you, are you, do you need anything?
Is everything okay?
Yeah, no, I was just showing this pass out cupcakes
over here, I was just seeing.
Wait, you're here?
Yeah, pass out cupcakes.
Oh, where are you at?
I don't know.
Wait, send me your location.
You have my location.
I do, I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm not busy at all, just the exit.
I just went to the exit.
Yeah, and you guys tonight,
so it's all like them and you can do it now.
Nice, thanks, cutie.
Thanks.
Well, let's just make your schedules wide open now,
so that's kind of nice.
Maybe, maybe the online application will get accepted.
Yeah, maybe.
I don't think so, but maybe, yeah, maybe.
Can I get a photo?
Yeah, one second.
All right, cutie, are you coming to me?
Yeah, yeah, I'll come to you.
OK, babe.
Or you want to meet in the middle?
OK.
We can.
I'll just walk towards your door and we'll see what happens.
All right.
Judy, I'll see you soon.
OK.
I'll see you soon.
Bye.
Let's go, boys.
Thank you, Jason.
You're welcome.
Yeah, that's good.
You want to have him first?
I'll have him first.
OK.
I want to ask you a question, since I can tell that it's going to be impossible at that point to just get in his office, taxing that to his office.
Don't even ask me no bullshit, I just got to deny all everything I love, all everything I love.
You ask me some bullshit, I'm going to start tweaking bro, I'm going to start fucking tweaking.
Well, it's actually, I want to ask for like your help to get in.
No, no, no, just to be a different streamer, you know.
I can't help you. I can't help you. I applied to be a teacher and I failed.
Actually, you know what? What do you need help with?
I just want to know how to be different compared to all these people in line.
Listen, stand out. Don't be embarrassed to embarrass yourself.
Act a fool. Make fun with friends.
Yeah, bro. Just have fun with it, bro. That's it.
Alright. Thank you, bro.
That's me.
That's Mr. Chalmers.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Huh?
No, I'm probably wrong.
What'd you say?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No.
Wait, why'd you say that?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
By the way, that's a very, very big thing.
I can't right now, bro.
Hey!
Hey.
How was your fight?
I
Stuck here. I got no camera man. I'm hungry. I smell like shit. I don't got nothing
I don't know
Guys
Okay, bro, okay, I don't fuck my camera man. I'm not in there. I don't know. He's recording nobody
What am I see recording? I
Didn't use AI
You can at least put it in the AI checker, bro
You can actually see this comes with AI bro. Like you get as dumb as fuck. Oh my god. That's what's calling me
Askel you did you make it did you make it you got except the
Congrats back look at what you I haven't gone yet oh okay well good look yeah I'm still
I got the fucking denied bro
Yes, I got denied bro
Yeah, let's get through it
My god, hey, I just but I just open my stream system bullshit, bro
I mean, I just open it. I love bro. Let's work on diamond
I just opened my fucking to this diva, bro
To this diva
What's going on, bro
Argy got denied from human diversity when his cameraman started talking
This is the dumbest trick in the book. I don't fuck with you talk
What we doing now game do we try to sneak in bro yeah, we should not but he might not
But what a big fuck you bro? Do we try to sneak in? No, let's just chill with the guys bro. What guys bro?
What guys bro? They're in there. They're in there waiting waiting, bro
I've never seen that except anyone I haven't seen that except the thing yet
No, he did accept three people, but not here not yet in New York. He said three people. I forgot
I don't know. I gotta tag it. I haven't seen like a constant career get accepted you so maybe we have a chance
I think we have a chance maybe maybe we have to but he denied me in the first 10 seconds, bro
I walked in there. He said the night
that's that's what i said i think bro no no cuz you said you get the shower
right no bro but that wasn't my fault but i'll be honest you were camping bro you were grinding
you were hungry going straight okay what were you doing let's go with the guys where the fuck is
the guys cutie's coming to me oh could he come over cutie she's got cupcakes yes she got cupcakes
Oh
I'm giving out like a hundred
I've brought so many
Wait can I get one like five minutes? Okay, I just had a piece of gum. Oh my god
You should apply to be a professor.
I did, online.
Why didn't you do it in person?
Because I'm too, I was embarrassing.
No, it was embarrassing.
He carried me out and threw me out.
You got thrown out.
Neither of you going anywhere.
And so it's like, I'd rather stay online and hope for the best.
Yeah, I went to Margie's child.
I was like, where's Archie?
They're like, he's gone.
I was like, I'm probably similar to the camera man
for the rest of the O.S.
Yeah.
It's OK.
It's just like, damn.
You have gum, too.
You can wait.
John, you on?
You want Red Velvet, Oreo, or Orange?
Can I get Oreo, please?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's been so long. Okay, so how are you doing? So Jason you're sad you're yeah, my teacher
My teacher's not fucking posting. What the fuck what do I do? I'm 96% for fucking five years
So, you know, we got different problems
Okay, I'll finally
We have gum
You swallowed it. Yeah, I swallowed
Bro, there's the ground. What is that literally? That's literally
I'm glad that the gum disintegrates into the soy one.
I don't think gum is...
No, I think gum is biodegradable.
Biodegradable?
Maybe.
Can I have a strawberry?
Oh, yeah!
Wait, there's... okay.
There shouldn't be any nuts, Arky.
I'm gonna alert the pistachios and cashews.
Oh, right. Okay, then you're fine.
Yeah.
Hey, guys. Help me real quick, guys.
Okay.
Ready?
Oh, I'm coming?
I'm coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Thank you.
Wow.
That's good flicks, great flicks.
Yeah, here's the key, yeah.
Oh, thank God.
How many companies you made?
200.
200?
Yeah, but...
You know what, should we...
Can I join you and like, get any of these out?
Yes, please, because I'm way too shy.
You know how I am?
I got, I got...
I don't know why I thought it was a good idea.
I didn't even stream it.
No, this is great, this is honestly...
It's stupid.
I would go for you, Professor.
Thank you.
I don't.
I would not skip your class.
Thank you.
I would teach people how to make a no-bake cheesecake.
I know how to make a cheesecake.
You don't...
What is that?
Yes, Paige.
Oh, Paige wants a cupcake.
Where is Paige?
She's inside.
We're outside.
She's inside, though.
I don't know how we're going to get her one.
Unfortunately, Paige...
The party's outside of the club.
Yeah, Paige, you gotta get denied.
It's coming this far.
I'm not denied, though.
I'd like you...
I'm still pending.
I'd like you to stay clear.
You're not denied, so I don't care.
still a chance maybe if i if i get accepted though road trip oh that's a good stream wow
you're a genius we'll see i mean you're the road tripper you know oh i didn't use a i
I didn't use AI bro. I didn't use AI bro. I didn't use AI bro. I didn't use AI bro.
Bro he used the app and he said it might be AI. Like what do you mean it might be AI bro?
That's because I use high vocabulary words, it's not AI, man.
He's gonna cry again.
I don't know how to do it.
You don't, you'll do, you'll someday maybe.
What did you apply for?
Were you supposed to teach something?
What?
Just a little word.
What did you apply for, Arcane?
Oh, um, uh, Super Senior.
Because you're teaching too hard.
Okay, I think you'll be a science teacher.
I'm sorry.
I like it.
I like the air-cut, bro.
You don't say all natural, is she all natural here?
Wait, you got denied or not?
Negative denied?
Yeah, man.
Sadly, I was the first one.
So I'm gonna take a guess.
So resume was good, but what did you continue to think you did not?
My resume.
You said it was AI, bro.
You said it was AI?
Yeah.
He was the first one.
So I'll tell you.
Jason, I want to make a list.
made it man, at least one of us made it seriously
I didn't use the app and it said it might be AI but it wasn't AI
I
I feel I had a good like like I was really speaking to bro
That's all the big case
Y'all want cupcakes or no?
Yeah man, I deserve cupcakes.
Hey cuties, cuties.
Come on, let me get a picture.
This is harder than you accepted at Harvard, bro.
I try, I hang out with Jason all the time.
I got a good place to play.
I appreciate it.
I got a good place to play.
I think this warrants
what I'm going to say to my fans right now.
No, no, no, no. I'm not going to say anything to your fans.
I'm going to ask you.
Now, I know you said I would be really good.
But, but, but, but, listen, listen, listen.
No, right now, bro. I did not say anything to them.
I did not say anything to them.
I know you've been playing guitar.
You've been playing guitar.
How many lives have you...
I
Alright, hi bro.
Uh, Pilly what are you doin' right now?
Oh, oh, I got a switch, yes, orange, red velvet or uh, oil.
Oh, shut it!
Oh, you're in line, sorry.
What place did you go on?
I'm away, I said the right place.
Orange, red velvet or orange, or you said the wrong place?
Why are you freaking asking me that?
No, I was just saying, like, whatever.
Oh, nothing matters, right?
Do you want to, like, we could get on the roof,
We could like jump off, we could like get bleach, we could like drink it, we could like
get a car, go really fast, off a bridge.
I think, I don't know.
It feels like I'm throwing out a lot of good ideas.
I don't know.
There's a lot of suicidal ideas.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, it's just like, are you like getting kind of at the point, you know?
It was harder to get into Harvard.
You didn't get into Harvard?
I know.
Yeah.
I agree with you.
I
Didn't I didn't use AI for mine, so I imagine using AI would make it way easier
Well, like I understand those probably hard to like open chat GT and stuff. I didn't use AI
You know love love and sugar that's all
Yeah, that's all I do
How long have you been back in the field?
About 16 years.
Yeah, it's all the same.
I'm not 16.
He's a minor?
He's a minor.
I know, that's why you can't be a professor.
I'm 22, I'm flying and got denied.
I was trying to be a super senior.
I had to ask you.
You didn't make it in the first year.
You can't make it.
I was just trying to be a professor.
No, he doesn't even teach anything.
I could have taught the youth a lot.
You are the youth. You're the youth.
No, but the upcoming streamer youth.
He'll be okay. He'll recover.
Good. I'm happy you like it.
Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Good.
Um, maybe you could start your own streamer university.
But you should teach people.
Jesper University, there you go.
Nobody's going to that shit, Judy.
Nobody's going to that shit.
Oh my God.
Because you pay him.
So it's like wrap
More people give injected
You know
You guys in front of the big JC
I would love another opportunity to inspire the youth, it would be better man, but if not then it's all good.
Yeah man, yeah, it's okay bro. The rejection team are here.
I guess I gotta go to rapper university.
Well I don't think you'll make it into that university.
I mean fuck it, I just went like it didn't make it to stream university. Let's go to rapper university.
Let's all go to rapper university.
Hey, I'm there, fuck it.
Everybody let's go.
Hey.
Okay.
Really?
Not everyone said no.
I mean, if it was like, you know what I'm saying?
If it was young boy, I would snap my bucket, yeah, I'm going.
Sorry, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
I would also.
It's okay, right?
Yes, you would.
You know, it's kind of been a rough day, you know,
I got my change.
Jason made it.
You made it?
Yeah, you made it.
Oh, really?
Orange, strawberries, red velvet.
Which one's like everyone's like, what's the name?
Oh, I have Oreo.
Everyone likes that one.
Oh, okay, yeah, let's do that.
There you go.
Okay.
Yeah, did you say, wait, you know what I'm saying?
He made hundreds of cars.
rent bro no I'm gonna cosign bro no you better go to
trimmer you don't need a close on bro Oreo you made a trimmer you don't need a
close on man I'm breaking my I'm breaking my
I'm breaking my C-section bro take a minute yeah I want to go to clover boy
man we going to come in yeah clover boy we not even a clover boy
I've been away for 30 days I think I'm clover now
oh yeah sorry uh orange or velvet or Oreo
there you go there's no welcome thank you so much yes yes
What is that thing there you go, what are you?
Was he's gonna know was Arkie's gone. That's the best. Where's Arky Arky?
Arky your gum
Are you sad
We sit next to the exit
I don't know it
Yeah, well, I'm very very I know
Seconds of what oh seconds a cupcake
I'll lose it everything
You gotta keep moving. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you for that encouragement, bro.
That's up.
I think so. I think so.
Oh, shit. We outside.
At the same spot.
You guys accepted?
Yeah, I got accepted. You know me? Don't get accepted.
I don't see it at all.
You like my shit, so like, I don't get it.
I don't see it at all.
Damn, bro.
Wait, wait.
Did he get like stamp you and shit?
Yeah, he said, he said, let me see that.
We kept my shit.
And ass.
Like, like, all your mom bought you out of center.
And ass.
Bro.
I don't even know, bro.
But, yeah.
We're trying.
What's that?
We're trying.
What's that?
That's lit.
He's getting the stuff.
You said you found me.
Tech Q, yo.
Yeah, that's facts.
Well, she's right.
She's a grown-ass woman, bro.
What do you mean?
Where's the exit?
Right here.
Reenact it.
You came out.
You were sobbing.
I was good at crime.
I was rolling like I was boogers.
No dinoes and everything.
Boogers.
This is the exit song right here.
Yeah.
Literally feels like loitering. No, it's not loitering. Okay. That's where our campus. So they just walk out and then they're like
Yeah, you get to see the person cry you're happy
I
I've had a few people say like I didn't have someone take a whole tray
Actually, yeah
Do you want orange or Oreo or velvet or strawberry?
So they're all cupcakes
What flavor did you have Oreo? Is that good? Oh, it's really good. I mean, they're probably all good
That's orange
Strawberry!
Yeah, that's tough, that's tough.
But, you know, maybe rapper university.
I'm not going to fucking rapper university.
Okay, well...
Well, at least I get a cupcake, guys.
A cupcake?
You got accepted tonight?
He said he needs to watch me more, but it's gay.
He said he's gonna keep his eye on me. He likes what I'm doing.
Brother, that's to say, deny, man.
We in the same boat, bro.
You want a cupcake?
I ain't tripping, guys.
I'm dead.
I'm bled.
No, you can cry, because I can cry.
Not dead ass cry, bro.
We can cry.
Me and you, we can cry, bro.
I'm serious, bro, because this shit was an opportunity,
and we lost that opportunity, bro.
Well, listen, let's not think about right now.
Let's think about the future, bro.
The future's going to be bright, bro.
So enjoy this cupcake.
You want a cupcake?
Oh, yeah.
All right.
What flavor?
Strawberry, velvet, or what?
Strawberry.
You got it. Anything to make your day better.
And he's going to keep and listen, we're hoping.
I think you guys can be on the other side.
Oh, wow. That's brutal.
Here. And if I got a cupcake, I go on that door. I don't know.
I don't really like cupcakes though, but I just want.
I don't think I can have a vest.
Yes. Do you want orange or red velvet or strawberry?
I
Had a cupcake
The guy they got denied from streamer University
I mean I ain't gonna lie I'm gonna keep it 100 you feel me like I'm homeless bro this
is literally all I had you feel me like I got nowhere to stay you feel me honestly
you know like for my heart out to kind and mean something that he's gonna watch me you
No, but hey, I don't know.
What's up with your hat?
Hell yeah.
You deserve a rose.
You deserve a sugar.
Maybe I'll see this and let you know, because I'm not going to lie.
You deserve a sugar.
Damn.
All right.
Damn.
What's your stream name?
Well, I'm doing entertainment on six sides.
Young Drew Entertainment.
Young Drew Entertainment, I want to take a talk.
Chad, go check him out, bro.
Damn.
Are you on Instagram, too?
No.
We're disabled because I posted a video on LAPD.
Someone tried to kill themselves and exposed them.
Yeah.
I've done that, so...
No, I didn't expose it. I tried, but...
We'll be fine.
Um, Young Drew...
Damn.
Damn. Is there a trash here?
They're gonna get started.
Yeah.
Young.
I was gonna say that.
What's the thing?
Great dog hunting.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You know, I didn't think.
You got your way.
I'm not sure.
Shout out to you, bro.
God give you some status.
That's the quote from a while ago.
I think that's better.
Doctors you for a reason.
Hey listen this door might have closed but another one is gonna open up for you
I do my...
Come on, Elevator.
Wait, but I'm not trying to lose some weight.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
I mean, you and Shae can leave, but good now, like, you know from that...
You're gonna celebrate us getting denied, we gotta celebrate, bro.
Celebrate you like, I don't know, like, eating like broccoli, you know?
Why?
You crazy?
I'll take a cupcake, fuck it.
Orange or red velvet or Oreo?
Oh, shit.
Oreo, yeah, Oreo.
I like Oreo, I like mixed things.
How you feeling, basically?
I got fucking denied, so I'm not feeling too good, but...
Damn.
...making the best that I can.
Why do you think he's not here?
Because apparently my shirt was AI when it wasn't.
Wait, oh you're fine.
He's just trying to call it AI?
Yeah, it wasn't AI though.
I made it man.
You made it in ass?
He lost.
I said if I beat you in the middle of the game.
He's gonna walk in that hole.
But why does he say deny like four times?
Because I beat his ass.
He made a brother connect for him.
But you had a sticker though?
Yeah.
Where must I get a sticker? Oh
I'm confused
So you're saying there's a chance
Stay in touch
I had to do it crack every side to take the one chip explaining why I should be
in it.
Oh my god.
And then yeah.
Hold on to the boost.
That's what I'm talking about.
You deserve it.
Yeah.
Oh hopefully man.
Yeah.
Maybe you can watch it out.
Yes.
What the fuck?
Bro, now my Dior bro.
What the fuck?
Bro, now my Dior bro.
No!
This should be yours.
Just give me a, I'll just put it in the cup and get that out.
Oh, there you go.
Bro, my shit's yours, bro.
Yes, it is, but I'm saying it's mine.
You gotta stay in touch.
So not everyone gets it denied?
Yeah, no.
Yeah.
You didn't get it denied?
Uh-oh.
I know that so.
It's state time.
It was a bunch of bonuses because all the time I met me,
I met Kyle before he was bigger.
So we go this shit, I don't say my bad.
We got him.
So when I met him, he remembered me.
And then I got it up, I met a vision boy from my junior.
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
You deserve it, bro.
And then I was like, I'm going to explain it to you,
I want to be creative, I'm like the one chip challenger, it's okay, it's like fuck yeah.
And I was like, I ate it then, that made my packet energy go higher because you know I was kicking my ass.
Did you throw up?
No.
I have ate it before so I got to a topic, but I'm just the type where I walk around, I spit,
that's the type of person I talk to.
You know what bro?
You deserve it man, you deserve it.
I need a second interview.
Brother, we both do.
I got the knife
They gave you a sticker
I didn't give you a sticker
I didn't see it bro
They gave you a sticker, I don't think it's good
I didn't see it
I said, oh shit, I'm going to cry
They got a door that's outside, nigga
Fuckin' A
You want a cupcake for your troubles, man?
Actually, yeah
We got bread velvet, we got Oreo
Please
There you go, you're so welcome
One more cup please
Okay
Cutie, any words of encouragement?
No, no, I appreciate it though
I'm gonna snitch on a colleague, I'm gonna snitch on a car
You can't, you can't
Excuse me
Excuse me, I didn't accept me in this room, are you?
Can you do it?
Bro, I failed. I got denied.
I had fucking denied. I'm a fucking loser and a bitch and I'm ugly.
You just, you know, cut them off.
They seem to be straight outside.
So I must have fucked up.
Did you get a sticker?
You got a sticker?
I get shit. Some people got stickers. Some people got fecking clothes.
Some people got, I don't know, man.
All I got is a fucking cupcake and a deny letter.
I just got sent outside.
Do you want a cupcake?
Of course!
Okay, great!
Oh yeah, orange, red velvet, Oreo.
Oh, my pleasure.
Okay, yeah.
You getting in there?
Yeah.
Okay, he's lunch lady.
Maybe they need lunch ladies.
Have you asked Kyve?
I mean, I would be a lunch lady.
Or a janitor.
I would be a janitor.
I would literally be...
I just want to be there.
Okay.
He's a smart student.
He's a super student.
Yeah, yeah.
He's a rock star.
Rock star?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh that's a moment.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Here we go.
Do I go right now?
We got the night we got in that we got home bro
Bro!
You got the knife, bro!
Yes, I got the knife!
Bro, how?
I don't know.
I'm a fucking loser.
I'm ugly and I'm chopped and I'm not a professor.
I tried, dude.
I tried my best.
I don't wanna bring this ball.
I'm just gonna play it.
Yeah!
You're watching me run.
I'm gonna go crazy for me to run.
It's all your favorite.
I'm watching. Just put it on my face.
I'm watching.
Oh my god.
what the fuck
open here some fucking
what the fuck
why does he keep going to the bar
what the fuck
he's singing
what the fuck
listen
did that even open a door
Come on run
Dude I was going to cementify the
Losers man come on right come on right he's done well he's doing good he's
It's all really good right now.
I'm at a payphone,
Chinese would call,
one of my Chinese guests,
are you?
We're at the time,
so baby,
it's all right,
we're at the time,
we ain't gonna do it.
If I be ever after you.
No, this is a good part.
Don't ask me not to.
Nobody did rock with me.
I got you.
Oh, come on, come on, hold on.
Are you?
Come on, Ron, bro.
Come on, Ron, come on, bro.
What you mean, did better than me?
Bitch!
Get him!
No!
Get him back!
Oh, God!
Right there!
Get him back!
Just do this for best!
Leave!
Just do this for best!
Fuck!
Woo!
Fuck!
Woo!
Hehehehe!
Hey, let's get him a cupcake!
Cupcake!
Hey, you're just ready to flip!
Hey, wait!
Wait!
Ask him to smell it.
Okay.
Wow!
Uh, look, this is so nice of you.
Maybe, are you gonna ask him to smell it?
Yeah.
Don't be crying, man.
You're a good girl.
How's the bag about you?
There is he at.
I've been in this bag.
He's down.
You got this in the house, you know what I'm saying?
What the fuck?
Come on, Ron.
He's sad, bro.
Yo, Ron, you walking the wrong way, bro.
The rice gone right here.
He was kind of like, oh my god, bro.
He on.
Oh my god.
It's the rice.
It's bloody.
Actually, I don't know what it's going to do.
Oh, it's bloody.
He said you were lying.
He's walking with you.
It's bloody.
way bronze running back my guy's dead he's making a run for it oh my god oh my god he
went down there he went down there
No, no, he dead ass went down there though.
Security breach, security breach.
Oh shit, oh shit, they getting his ass bro.
Oh shit.
Oh
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna end in probably five hours though
Oh my god, bro
Oh
I saw. It's okay.
It's alright.
Jesse, can you get the photo?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
I got you, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Haha!
Can you get some of me to take you there?
Yeah, take you there.
Yeah, take it here.
Take it here, bro.
Yeah, take it here.
Good photo.
Yeah, man.
Hahaha.
Go!
Some people get on the high ground.
Go!
Everybody came tonight. What a good day. Everyone got tonight. So we can go to Community College.
Streamer Community College. Crazy. Yeah, crazy. Well. We either go to the NBA or the G League.
Actually, I'm not invited to either. I'm going to the rapper university. G League, at least made it in.
But I don't know, Streamer Community College is kind of full, so I don't know if you'll make it into that one, either.
Why'd you make it?
Denied.
It's okay.
Hey, welcome to the club, you want a cupcake?
A cupcake of losers right here, go ahead and get a bite.
I'm not a loser though.
You're not a loser.
I'm a loser.
And I'm chopped, and I'm ugly, and...
And fat.
And I got denied, yeah.
Why?
No, just cupcakes.
Who's the man over there?
Let me get one.
Orange?
There you go.
You know, I'm being on the table for a couple of minutes.
Can I get one?
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh, Jason.
Like, what am I, like, what am I good at?
Like, genuinely, what am I good at?
What the fuck am I good at, bro?
No, I'm pretty good at the night.
Yeah, I got some good.
There you go.
Hell yeah.
Come on.
last Oreo for Ron.
Day night on three, one, two, three, denied!
Wait, Lacey's going, Lacey's going.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
I already know Lacey's getting fucking denied.
Yeah, Lacey, I wonder if he'll let him talk.
Yeah, he might, he might walk in and badass just get denied.
I'm not even trolling.
Fuck his mom fuck you gonna have to take
This is outfit
The mall cop oh smart is he applying to be
Yep
Come on Lacey you got this
Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin!
Who bought Marlin? Marlin! I'm not gonna lie, Marlin's gonna accept it.
You know, Marlin might get it.
Marlin's gonna accept it. Apparently his management got contact with...
Kai's management...
Uh huh.
He's good. He's good.
That makes sense.
Yeah, he's gonna be the P.
There's a big difference between you and Marlin.
Uh...
What can you teach that I can teach?
Most things. Maybe to read.
I know how to read.
Really? I've never seen you do it, though.
Marlin of all people doesn't not know how to read.
We're gonna gotta get no birthday gifts.
Oh.
We're 12.
We're all gonna kiss it.
We're all gonna kiss.
We're gonna kiss.
No birthday gifts.
Oh my God.
No birthday gifts.
No Christmas gifts either.
Oh, we're true.
That means true can't meet.
True really wanted to meet.
Oh my God.
Ron's about to sell Lacey.
Oh, he's on his knees.
Ron's about to sell Lacey, bro.
Ron right now is making it about himself
and is gonna sabotage Lacey.
Gigi's.
Wait, you make it, you make it!
Awwww.
Alright, come here, let's go cake.
You want to come here?
Sure!
We all got denied.
Excuse me?
Like, they're already crying.
I already flicked.
Okay, and I hugged?
Yeah, I'm actually...
Thanks for the people who don't use AI.
Oh wow.
I'm used to AI, bro.
Oh my god.
I just go vote.
Okay, I'm going to remember that, bro.
It's orange.
It's like dream single.
Oh, I'm learning to sleep.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Jason, Jason did it.
Jason, you can too.
It's true, yeah.
So, you got your mouth full of you back there?
Uh, yeah.
He's waiting for Lacey to go.
I'm waiting for my boy Lacey to go.
I can't turn a few.
I appreciate it.
It's a dream single.
Of course, yeah.
It's good bro. If you're allergic don't eat it though.
Yeah, I'll try.
We sit out here like fucking losers
and we wait for other people to get denied
so we get happier a little bit.
Alright, I'm gonna make a big deal out of that.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, Cameron?
No, I can't.
Wait, are there no holes?
Yeah, yeah, I got you, bro.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Appreciate you.
Hey, I don't think you're tired of that.
I appreciate that, bro.
Denied on three?
Denied.
Thank you, bro, thank you.
Recai isn't there.
Oh, Recai's what, is in there or not?
Yeah.
Is he, is he about to get denied?
Rekai Ruffle. Wow he looks good. Oh, she is top. Wow. Summer break really changed him, sheesh.
eight
how about a snatches wig, man?
eight times eight we're caught
Oh
No, no, no, who wants to?
I'm gonna go get my friend.
I'm gonna get my friend.
I thought they'd get caught.
No walls blocking.
That's wrong.
Watch the video.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
I get accepted here
That's a bullshit car. Oh my god, he's here. Oh
My god, he got accepted. I ain't gonna lie. W. Ricardo wait, did he ever
I could dance
No
oh my god bro I thought he was better get accepted
Fuck on the board head
I didn't make you Fuji you can make a call
Oh, he's getting thrown out.
He's getting thrown out.
I'm trying to see if J.D. gets a ball.
At least J.D.
It's over, bro.
You watching?
They're making sure to make it.
They don't even know where you're not in the way, bro. You're never in the way. We're just fucking outside, man
It's a motion party and I definitely cannot fucking get in
God fucking crumb, bro. Where's Arkey?
Owzami?
But no cameraman
That's so funny. I would have an RG.
The fire is carefully in it.
No, it has.
Oh, no!
No!
I'll make a call.
No! I just got denied!
I didn't even get to get denied!
Damn!
Okay, I'm gonna make a call.
No! I just got denied!
You're his friend!
I mean, oh yeah, me and Casey, we do, we are a lot then.
I'm gonna make a call.
I'm telling you straight up, I can make a difference in the world.
No joke, no fuck shit.
Like, that ass.
Okay, I'm gonna make a call.
I don't wanna contact!
He doesn't have his phone number.
He doesn't have his number.
I know I can be creative.
Okay, okay, okay. What would you do?
I'm creative. I do short films.
I do short films, and I make music.
I skate, I'm very diverse.
I tell, I'm athletic.
I sing, dance, I...
One of my biggest dreams to be a movie director
is to be a creative director
of the last show.
So creativity was a God.
Personality was a God.
Personality wise, I got it. Move to the right side.
I believe in you.
How I think and move, I know I got it.
Because I feel like, because think about it, I'm into philosophy.
I feel like I'm pretty insoluble.
Yes.
I know at the end of the day, life.
Okay.
Think about it this way. Life is also going to be
child's intubation that's really up to you how you want to go about it.
If you're going to let it consume you, it will fill you up mentally.
Or if you want to see it in a better positive aspect
and understand that this is a life experience, enjoy the experience
And that's all we think so negatively.
So if I were to make it to show you my point is to spread more love and wisdom to the people.
To find that balance, it's being a work for the youth.
That's fine.
Exactly! But I couldn't even get to that point!
I know! I know! I'm sorry. I can't do anything though. I'm dead ass, in the same boat as you.
Why did you get denied?
Because I'm a fucking loser in the chromatin chop. I'm so chopped.
Did you even do it?
I'm so chopped.
Nothing.
You just walked in there and said,
And that was it.
No, it's just like, he thought I used AI when I did it, you know.
AI.
LAI, you know what I mean?
Why would I use AI?
How much water was used if I did that?
I tried.
Yeah.
Okay.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah.
Good luck.
Maybe we can make it.
Yeah, I know.
You got a lot more to do.
Fuck off.
Bro, should I try to sneak in or like, bro, is it GG's for me?
Cutie. Cutie.
We gotta get in there, I'm not gonna lie.
What?
Dude, we gotta get in there.
We can't, we don't, I don't, I don't...
Who opens?
We're hauling ass.
You go without me.
We have to make it about ourselves.
I can't, I can't do that. I've never done that in my life.
I got denied you still have an opportunity now I want to put my fucking cape on and
If one of us can leave with acceptance sticker, then that means we fucking achieve something
So when that door fucking opens cutie
We're going in there. We're going in there
Yes, we are. Yes. We are we're not you're gonna go in there with cupcakes and offer everybody cupcakes
And then when you see cussing at you'll be like I want to be professor of baking or whatever you
Judy let's go cutie. It's time. It's time cutie. It's time
Hey, you make it. Oh, guess what? What if he doesn't pick me this back?
It didn't work it didn't work
I said I've been streaming every day
And he pulled it out. He says me
There's already next year man, cuz I got denied too
Well, I got denied bro. We're in the same boat. Yes, what?
At least I met cool people.
You smell good too, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Can we shoot one day?
Yeah.
You want a cupcake?
Who made it?
Jason.
Jason?
No, no, no.
I don't know.
I'll take it a little bit.
What do you think?
Can we do some Arab stuff?
Yeah, I'm gonna, bro.
I'm gonna, bro.
If I get actually...
If I maybe get a chance to go...
What?
What's your deal?
Oh my God, it's Yana's turn.
It's Yana's turn.
Oh my God.
No way she...
No way Yana gets denied, right?
Right.
No way she gets denied.
No way!
Hey, sometimes the hearts get smaller.
Yes, I want you to teach me something.
You're screaming for me.
I want you to teach me something.
Yes, I want you to teach me something.
Wow, cute fun positive attack dancing,
smart good at math,
OVO got a tonal model.
S-E-S-O-E-S.
Yeah, I did make the S-E-S-O-I.
I do have a little one. I always do.
Voice acting ain't great for you.
I'm great.
Why should out of everybody we bring you back happy man last year number one my proof of concept is that I
grew so much here you have I think you might be like the biggest that yes I
I grew so much that I took what I need to give and I wanted to keep like upcoming
streamers that as well but also I want to wrap in the arts that's really what I do
so imagine you want someone to kick back and tap into class you want to be like a
a performance flag to the school.
I think we'll have to do that.
Alright, let me put you to the test with the ass-man who's grown so much in the last year.
Of course!
Let me see what you think of the next contestant.
Okay, come sit right here.
Okay, bring him back here.
Bring him back here.
Okay, that's your course.
I'll sit right here.
Oh, no!
Okay, I'll bring him here.
Just because.
Let me see what you think of the next contestant.
Of course, of course.
That's right.
To the hospital.
Okay, that's made it.
I have an assistant.
She's the assistant.
Yeah, look.
I'm the vice president.
Okay, let's do it.
It's the CEO.
She's got him.
No, I'm full of pain.
I can't forever.
Where did you get him?
I don't know.
I'm a lawyer.
You're only me on the whole night.
Let me see this guy.
He's not letting me stay in touch with you.
Next!
I'm dead, Abe.
Next!
Alright, now it's the tail of the pan.
No, man.
Why are you just coming by?
Let it blow, let it blow.
That's all it is.
It's all going to hurt.
Yeah.
It's all going to hurt.
Alright!
Why do you want to get into a good version?
First of all, I'm spritz solidically.
I have actual time.
What?
What was it?
You spritz?
What?
Spritz.
Spend a little.
S-O-L-I-M.
Hold on.
You are a spritz.
That's true.
Come on, look it up.
OK, no, I believe you.
I was good.
OK.
So you spritz solidically?
Yes, I believe you.
I'm all kinds of people.
Where's your application?
Sir, what application is it?
First of all, I'm going to show you what I do with your application.
I'm size just this, and you're all going music, boxing, and moving.
I'm an original artist, unlike most people.
I write my words down, literature, intelligence, when I speak.
I'm saying this was not regular.
Most people just paying bails and listening to and drawing.
OK.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, shit.
Y'all talk about it.
How many years have you been doing this?
Twit treatment.
How many years have you been doing this?
Seven.
Damn.
You make music, I'll give you some.
Every day.
I'll just look it up.
Just look at that.
Shut up.
That's the thing I'm missing.
How do you spell your name?
Montag?
Montag, understaffed.
Oh, not bad.
I'll just go understaffed.
Okay?
We sure got a T-S-C-C-C-L.
L-O-N-T-E-T-A.
I'm Mr. O'Honest, I'm Mr. O'K.
Are you lying about your T-S-C-C-L?
Can we shut it up?
You lying?
I'm sorry.
Are you lying?
I'm sorry.
So where's your T-S-C-C-L?
I'm not answering the line, I'm gonna pull it up.
Oh boy, please don't lie to me.
I'll talk about 20, 20, 20.
Yeah, 20 is the worst thing that can say about 20.
Yeah, what do you mean?
No, no, no.
Get out of my bag! Get out of my bag!
Get out of my bag!
And have a great day!
Hey, you take it!
I'll let that...
I'm stalking and telling you how to pull on these things!
I'll let that...
Sam!
I'm going to let that...
Ooh, came in!
Alright, I'll see you later.
Oh my god.
TV, come back in! TV, come back here!
No way she can see that.
You can't get up at night and talk to people like that.
Wait, wait.
Hey, wait!
Well, thank you so much.
Alright.
Yeah, that was so nice.
I'm working on my strictness. I'm working on my strict excitement just a little time, but I am working on being very concerned with you.
You still my navigation?
Yes.
You got a knife.
Since you've been so much messier, this don't mean that I accept the phone number.
What's up, bro?
Thank you so much.
What's up, bro? What's your name again?
I'm not a stance guy.
Thank you so much.
Alright.
And I hope you have a great day.
No, no, no. That's not the answer.
You know what? I don't want to kill myself anymore.
Thank you, man.
Look at this. Look at this.
That ass. God gives his thoughts, his thoughts,
his battles to his strongest. Thank you, man.
That ass.
Don't do it, bro.
You family?
Thank you.
So sometimes you just gotta...
I'm done. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. Thank you.
I know, bro. I fucked up my Dior.
I know, bro.
You got denied.
I know, bro.
You got denied.
I know.
You got the night
Oh, I got the night
No, I didn't see
Is it over, bro?
Do you guys want a cupcake?
What do you want, dude?
Don't look at me, come on!
Don't open, you can go back in.
No, it's fucking...
I don't know what to do with that.
How are you?
Watch my shield.
Cutie!
I'm sorry.
Good, I'm gonna leave.
Do you want to give those?
Yeah, I'll give this away.
What's over here?
That's crazy!
Okay, have fun.
I
Got a Jason Jason's in charge. I know she's lying. She's just going to put put I don't run. I don't want to
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got y'all I got y'all one second
Y'all know definitely making it in bro
That's the end touches is definitely going in for sure.
What's up bro?
My son is going to be mad jealous.
What's up bro?
What's up?
Oh shit, you go down.
Bro, you want this whole shit?
Fuck it.
Thank you man.
Hey, there'll be stream.
Just a little bit there.
Hey, you know I just moved here in February.
Did I?
You know, and I've been living in my car since, around.
My phone died, or I would show you,
but I moved out here to make a way for my family.
You know, like, this brand is just one of the only things I do,
but I grew up.
Jason.
Stop throwing low key, low key, bro.
Hey, low key, low key, bro.
Thank you, man.
Are you doing, bro?
You got accepted or what?
I didn't.
I got denied, bro.
No, so say swear.
Yeah, I got to go.
Jason, the mother fucker, and we're back.
Hey!
Jason!
Hey!
We not let them, because I got denied, guys.
Jason?
Hey, we near.
Why they did not let them get Jason?
Kyle, let them fuck, not fucking let you in there.
No, bro.
We get a straight liquor, something like that.
What's up with it?
Jason, you're being clean, ain't ya?
I got, I got, I got denied!
I got, I got fucking denied!
I got denied, like, way.
Jason, bro, you know all that, you wanna see what you, yes?
Wow, that?
Yeah, this is like a picture live-shearing game.
Yeah, bro.
Who you ruffin? Who you ruffin?
I'm ruffin' for the basketball shootin' beach.
Are you gonna like?
I got fuckin' denied, man.
I got denied, but I got in.
I got denied!
Oh, no!
Jason!
Oh, no!
What can I do with this ball?
Yeah.
I got denied, man.
I'm gonna fuckin' kill myself.
Damn!
Okay.
I'm sorry, I got denied, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
I got denied!
Fuck!
Smells like weed in this bitch.
I need some of that.
Oh god, I need some of that.
Does that have grabba?
Apparently, he thought I used AI on my resume when I did it.
This one is though, you know what I mean?
I cried already, so I'm looking good.
Huh?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go to Atlanta next.
I'm gonna have to go to Atlanta, yeah.
What the fuck is this?
Are you filming?
I don't know.
We are fucking denied.
Do you have to know it?
We are fucking denied!
I'm a fucking loser, man.
What did you say?
He said my theme was A.I. when it wasn't.
I fucking suck man, can y'all just, I don't want a new mediation.
No, no, I'm a loser.
It's over?
He stepped one deni, so maybe it's not.
Oh, you good if you, you know what I'm saying?
It was one deni, he didn't even give me the paper, so technically did I give the nine?
If he didn't give me the paper.
I'm not gonna ask the whole thing.
No, yeah, I mean verbal, yeah.
I've never seen you in person, but it's like
Well, wait
Burger ass nigga!
Burger ass nigga, bro!
I'm trolling, I'm trolling guys!
Hey, it's not a line, right?
I'm gonna fucking deny it, man!
You better!
I'm saying everything right, bro!
Damn it!
Sorry, it's okay.
Thank you for the reassuring.
I'm gonna be here next year if I get a chance.
Alright bro, why you getting out bro?
Because I'm a fucking loser and I'm trapped and I just don't deserve anything good in
life.
That is not true bro, you good people man.
I've seen you in the darling gym.
Is that a?
Hell yeah man, you're slow as fuck low key.
I've been training, I've been on the front end of the gym.
Like you super saying one, two?
I'm trying to get a three right now.
You had you had Super Saiyan 2?
Super Saiyan Balash
You that nigga?
No, that's you brother
Technically, yeah, but yeah
I'm the sixth member of the core of Jason
Jason, I'm the sixth member
I'm the sixth member, can I get a picture?
Core?
You want a picture?
No, I don't do it
You don't want to, you don't want to
I'm messing with you, could I get a good GAH from my content?
Good GAH
I got a hearse bro right here. You want to ride in it? A hearse. You got Cowboys and Spoilers on it bro. A hearse.
Like a hearse. It's back there. It's right there parked. We go whip that bitch real quick around the block.
I'm gonna take this, bro.
Here, I'll show you a picture.
I'll show you a picture.
It's pretty viral.
I'm gonna go watch it.
You got the wrong setup, bro.
We can pull out the mic.
It's not, bro.
Oh, dang it.
1996?
That's pretty cool.
It's not bad.
It's pretty cool, but I gotta watch my friend.
Oh, my friend.
My friend by the clock.
Yeah, bro.
Lacey time, bro.
It's time for Lacey.
Oh, my God.
He's dead.
He's got a segue.
What's up, bro?
Dennis got a segway.
What's up bro?
How you doing man? I'll be watching you man.
Hey, my guy right here.
Hey, I'm about to drop an album suit.
Hey, you know you gotta tell him you gotta...
I'll be there. Listen to the party.
Oh my friend, my friend, my friend.
Here's my friend.
Lacey, come on.
How's the lighting?
One second, one second. I'm watching my friend on the fly right now.
All right, all right, hall monitor.
Hall monitor.
I'm gonna keep the halls clean.
I'm your guy.
Why should you be here?
I'm from the university.
Thank you guys.
I'm gonna make some of the halls.
I'm gonna give them to these Rockies.
They keep coming in hot.
They're coming in good, bro.
They're gonna put them.
You might get a birthday.
I'm not the warrior of the character.
I'm the warrior of the person.
And I've been to university before.
Two years.
And my grandma got hit by a train because the airpods I bought.
And my grandma had a heart attack as well.
And when I was in university, everybody called me fat pig.
I didn't really get to experience it.
They gave me all enough floors and a point for them.
They all had to find and go to parties.
And I was just left out on the loser.
And this was a great way to get back into university.
Special skills, eating, authority, sports, football.
Do you know what the duty of a homeowner is?
Yes.
What's the duty of a homeowner?
What is the real truth?
Keep in the halls clean.
And that's what I can do.
You see?
Oh.
Okay.
This uniform?
Yeah.
I used to be an all-couple.
So, as a homeowner, would you protect Schumer University?
Yes, 100%.
Would you defend its name?
Yes, a thousand, at all times.
At all times.
Nobody, no one's giving a thing off on me.
Nobody.
You'd be able to be protected, protected, authoritative.
I'm gonna put my foot down and make sure the walls are clean.
People are skipping class, so I'm gonna talk to Schumer University with you.
Talk to Schumer University with you.
gone. Gone, immediately. So, you guys have this question right here. Well, I'm a girl.
Why didn't you defend me? What? Why you didn't defend me? What? Somebody was talking shit around
you, but you didn't defend me. What was that? What was that? Let me see. What was it right
Let me see you have to be really really good right
right
You was better
Why would the family bro that was a different me that was a big event that was a different me
Listen, back then, non-confrontational, first-time meeting, non-confrontational.
Personally, I didn't even remember that, so he just brought it up.
But, I'm a different person now, I'm different.
You know what we gotta say, Mike?
Oh, no!
Hold on, I don't know about that position,
because we need people that's going to protect them.
So, you've got a red flag on your name.
How many to see better?
Honestly, if you go to a defense university, they've got to really discredit you.
If we didn't have this that way, you would have never got this.
This is another exception for the crimes.
Stay in touch!
That is a new way of talking though, okay?
Okay!
Next time you go to a defense university, next time I'll apologize to my colleagues.
Next time?
Anybody who says you're a criminal, I'll let you know!
I'll let you know!
I wouldn't let it happen to you.
I appreciate that.
Alright, it looks like we're getting ass up.
Oh my God, stay in touch!
We did it!
I don't think so he's here though damn he did that's made it bro congrats
Are you going to it later?
I mean, I'll be in New York.
I might go to Atlanta. Wait, Atlanta's small?
I don't know what it is.
Damn, Lacey made it, bro.
How do you do it?
All right, that's so good.
What's up, bro?
Thank you so much.
I'll sit here.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, we'll get one.
Oh, my God.
Hi, Jack.
I'm a boy
You get denied
I feel blessed to have already had the opportunity to interact with Kai and be on my team last year.
I sang original music to Deji and K-Phi.
I went viral on everything.
You're talented.
I should sing right now.
Sing something.
We're showing you the way we can elevate
What do we always say, love's about that timing
But I'm ready if you're ready
We can take a love to somewhere you've never known
First class flights from the world on the plane at
Wake up in a new city sunrise
I think it's time to take this show on the road
Whoo-hoo!
Put it down!
Oh, I got one, you killed it!
I'm Indonesiast!
yeah, you guys should check me out!
OK, real live!
F-D-L-M-I-R-A-Z-A-K-Y-A
What happened, water?
I'm OK! Thank you so much. Good to meet you!
I'm have floor?
Eld!!!
Get him a swimmer university, bro.
I can't afford it.
I gotta go, I gotta go, boys.
I gotta go, boys.
One for you, one for me.
I'm a basketball.
Heat riders! Heat riders!
Yeah, yeah.
What up, bro?
I'm fucking a loser. I get to die.
I'm sad. Life couldn't be better, though. Life is good.
I'm going to the France game very very soon today
Because this don't mean
Bear yourself and be great
I'm trying to get I sit up all night to do this like video
Settie go fuck yourself
What's up bro? What's up bro? Big big big big big big big big big.
Bro, come back with herpes.
What? What? Why?
Come back with herpes.
Neither bro. Neither.
Alright alright alright.
How many back shots? 1 billion for back shot.
Oh my god.
What's happening?
I need to go back.
Oh shit.
I'm outside of the fence with you.
I got the nods, yeah.
I'm a fucking loser, bro.
How you a loser?
I don't got the nod, man.
How the fuck you got the nod?
I like the nod, Jason.
Because, bro, apparently I use AI, but I did it.
On everything I love, I did it.
What the fuck you do that?
I did it!
No, come on, man. You can't be letting them...
They're gonna tell you that I... AI?
Oh, I didn't do that.
You stop it!
I didn't do that. I did it. I said no.
Why did you show the fucking bro?
Okay, I've been having this fucking tickets is lined in the morning
Hey
fuck man
it's so hot
mom ain't going in there
what's up dad
mom ain't going in there
well
well well
man I'm gonna take a seat
I'm gonna take a seat
oh you came
you're prepared
oh yeah
I'm not really prepared
for rest of me to be right there
Okay, Marlon, alright.
Barça de Basteiro is a team top 5 in Sweden.
Yes.
It's a rugby champion.
Yes.
But the ticket is in short a smooth ride
experience for passengers.
Yes.
Okay.
Um, swimming in Swedish, English, Spanish, Portuguese.
A lot of languages.
You can use those Portuguese.
Let me hear.
I love going to Schumer University.
Oh.
All the time.
I like that a lot.
Um, follow Portuguese Schumer University
while, uh, January.
Let me get a motherfucking Arabic.
I'm not fucking Arabic?
Yeah.
Okay.
Again, I'm for sure.
Oh my god, let me just connect so we can like, recite something real quick.
Yeah, go ahead.
Masha'Allah in the streaming university.
Awesome.
I mean, I'm from Swedish.
Oh, Swedish?
What do you want to say?
Over one billion and thirty.
Yes.
I'm not a lot.
That one, I was going to strike that one out.
Uh, they're talking to each other.
Can I just tell you what, like what I want to be?
Yes.
Go ahead.
OK.
Can I stand up for this bit?
Is that a laugh?
What do you all try to be?
Man.
I'm going to show you an ass short.
OK, relax.
OK?
I mean, you see right here.
Fast before.
Play of the year off the attendance.
You know what I'm here for?
A PE teacher.
Simple as that.
Street universal.
You know, I was watching last year.
I was just thinking, damn it.
Soon as you're behind a desk, eating Pringles,
nasty fingers, grease, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You're getting sick yourself.
See it?
You know what I mean?
I won't be able to be healthy. I won't be healthy, sheenies. Nutrients. Chaldex. Trends. Sportists.
So you will mention how happy I will make sure that every streamer has that
athletic side to him, not only the gaming side, not only the streaming side.
We could be like, drop the hat.
You know we have a basketball team going up.
Ah, you know, you know this year, you know,
you look like a pretty big athlete.
Don't stop on quick moves.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
So, have you got a basketball coach yet?
We don't have a basketball coach.
Well, we will see that people are fine.
Go ahead and sit down for me.
Marble.
Yes.
I'm not.
Oh man, I mean, I'm swimming basketball, football.
Football, he calls softback from football.
Basketball too.
I want 4-4, I can 4-3,
I'll jump the ball, 3-4.
Oh, so you're just a perfect athlete.
Pretty much a.
I'm not even trying to beat you.
No, no, this is never nice.
Oh, no.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay
Like that
Yes, of course. Yeah, obviously you're now we had put you in a UA region
Yes, yes
We don't see my boy, okay, I see
Yeah, take care take care. Hey, we love you man. We love you seriously. We love you
He did it he did it he got it he got it. He got a stay in touch which means he's gonna get in
I'm out to watch the party from the outside. It's all good.
Can I kill myself? Tell me.
Can I have my sex?
Nah, bro.
I can't wait to do that one.
Let me do it, bro.
Let me Marlon, though. He deserves it.
Marlon, Marlon. Harder.
Talk to him.
Hey, give me your outfit, please.
Oh, yeah, okay. I got it.
You want to touch about it the world.
It's a challenge.
Thank you.
No, further.
You're like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go, bro.
Let's go.
We here.
Who's better when we met?
I'm here.
Hey, summer year, we here, bro.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Yo, Jason.
Can you help me with this?
Tossing that 300 triple jacket has been found.
I'll help you with what, bro?
I got it.
He won it.
That's why I'm here.
I'm here.
Yo, my cousin, Dick, said me need to talk to you.
No, bro.
I got fucking tonight, bro.
now right now
I know
about the sub right now
application
you still got the online one right yeah
so maybe he might just be doing it
too soon
they said why you
you said why you back because I got the nod
you got the nod family
wait
wait or he got back in
oh hold on
Are you gonna sleep in again?
I don't like the fucking hill, bro.
It's a fire, right?
That is so good. What is that?
It's mango.
No, no.
So...
What else, man?
Hey, bro, I just wanted to...
Yeah, man, fuck you.
We're gonna deny. Now what? You did all that to get denied?
I'm fucking trapped.
What now?
You got something I accepted.
Fucking Lacey.
Lacey and Marlin.
Lacey and fucking Marlin.
Yes.
What?
Yes.
No.
Hey.
No, why?
Yo, ain't that the homie, bro?
Why, you can't get the homie?
Like, oh, oh, oh.
Look, Mr. Puffin.
Hey, you're a little bit bad, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm like, OK, that's my pants, OK.
We in there.
What's up, man?
Jay, it's good to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Hey, where are you?
Where are you in here?
Why are you in here, Tex?
I fucking love you, man.
I just love you.
Joe says they got it
What's her name my name Jason
You going to
You got the night I got the night
I'm chopping the loser and apparently I use a I when I did use that
It's not it's not a thing
What's my name Richard Richard
Oscar
Maybe your cameraman bro
When they call you I'm your cameraman
No connects bro, you know, I'm just a tick-tocker. I'm no connection
I said negative.
That was a good one, I ain't gonna lie, that was a good one.
Do you record on my phone?
If it's recorded off yours, I can just go in your VOD.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna do it.
Yeah.
Jason, bro.
I'm gonna go.
Let's do this.
Hey, guys!
Guys, relax, relax.
I'm a country.
I need this.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Hi, John.
I'm gonna send you.
Hey.
I
Jason, oh, I got this. Yes, you got to know. What the fuck do you mean? Yes, bro.
If I get to know, you got to know. I'm gonna be happy for you.
Oh my God, bro.
He's Nixon 6, hopefully.
This is my friend, Haskell.
I don't fool.
I seen the clips.
Very, very real spoke.
Cool. It's all a little cool.
Good day.
Good day to you, man.
I'm about to try and get a second.
What happened, boy?
Okay.
Wait, are you better up line?
I'm not gonna, you're like 15 and all pushing people.
I'm just telling you this.
I hate that. I'm one of your little stuff.
I
Short ass camera
Anybody got glasses I can use sunglasses I'll pay you
I swear to God I'll bring back. Thank you so much. Seriously.
Don't forget about that. Sausage, that's Sausage.
Can you tell it's me or no?
No, you look like a boss.
Let's go.
C.G.
Come on, move, move, move, move.
Excuse me.
I
Wait Marlon, did you get a second?
I'm trying to go yo J. I'm gone. Hey, you bitch. You got a nine. I didn't get a nine. I was rooting for you
Fuck you, dude
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
You got this, bro.
Remember, you got this.
Yep
Come on, let's go
This is a smooch. Okay, that's why we call you smooch
Look all of our friends are here
Bomba clack
We should call him stable jerk chicken
Single file single file or else what now I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm a streamer so I can be controversial
I'm just letting you know it was a joke. It was a... I'm a streamer so we get a little controversial.
No, no, no, I'm being...
Dude, I... Your aura made him...
Get ass.
This one's a smell.
What?
That doesn't work.
My god.
Oh my god, you walked past me. You have no idea. Oh god.
Jason.
You might need it. Okay, now you look...
He doesn't know who I am.
You look fucking terrified.
You look scary.
Dude, I'm excited about it.
Oh, no, I can't, no fuck.
When you're a streamer, you can't be on your phone. You actually, fuck, okay.
Lock in bro, you're a streamer.
Streamer you, this is you.
No, no, no, no, no, listen.
I got this.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Alright, um, come on.
Come on.
I can see fuck.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's go entertain.
Just go get that fuck.
Yo.
Are you a kind of bitch?
Are you good?
I mean, is that one streamer that's a popular loner?
Yeah.
Are you okay with this?
This is not so on stream.
Are you a good one?
We get it, you have an anti-abrow.
somebody is in a pissy mood
you think i'm not scared of eye contact i can do pissing off
get your hand off my head
oh is this gonna turn into a fist and it's gonna make your face
no you're actually right because i was actually just special to drop the japanese
you're not even japanese
i'm not chinese
i'm not
Yeah, Jason, I'm gonna be honest with you. Don't say that right now. I'm not try to tell that to cast an act
Oh, wait, what did he ask you? So I practice. No, no, what do you actually ask you?
He's asking me why I mean honestly, I just went in there and just gave him a fuck
Yeah
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Scooch over. Wait!
Do you want to get some more?
Yep. Yep. Yep.
I guess I want to get that.
You'll be hungry for this tonight.
What the fuck?
Mino, mino, mino, abro, ipe.
Hey, teacher, have some.
Who is this?
He's a making.
You know how to speak English.
What?
Rasa Klatt.
What's your name? Rasa Klatt? Rasa Klatt?
Where'd you come from?
Kingston.
We're not talking to you.
Where'd you come from?
Oh.
What?
Get the fuck out!
No.
You take the backpack!
Get the fuck out!
Oh, cutting, bro.
On guard is on me.
Yeah, come on.
I'm not on guard yet.
On guard?
What's wrong with you?
You're so lucky.
Oh
Jason Jason Jason where get a mask
Oh my god
You have a mask you need to get in there
Can I please write shirts what?
Can I try shirts?
I need a mask
I'm not even mad
I need a mask bro
Let me go try to find a mask or something
I need a mask
I need a new shirt
Bro, you just look like Jason Lee
I don't bro
It's so bad
Why don't I actually do it like this one?
You wanna switch shirts with me?
Can you switch shirts?
Dude, no, this is drip.
Dude, this is like the event. I can wear this.
Can you go shirtless?
Uh, no, because you didn't know you're ripped.
Because you do the push-ups.
I'll be, I'll be, I'll be liable. Yeah.
He might throw you out.
And now he's not.
And now it's the what?
At least you gotta help him.
I don't, I don't even put your hands up.
Why, why are you talking?
There's a period after each party.
He's slow.
Make fun of people with stutters.
Very funny, Gramps.
Don't make him hurt by your hand.
I'm, I'm chilling, I'm chilling.
I think, I think I go shirtless. I think I go shirtless.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I think I go shirtless.
You're so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
No, I'm chillin', I'm chillin', I'm chillin', I'm chillin'.
I'm chillin'.
That's not, that's not...
Hey, not too much of a mess.
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. I was a joke.
You grandma's still alive?
Anyone about it?
You wanna crack?
She's not your type.
Dude, she's a...
Bro, my grandma has a flutter face, bro.
You don't want her to crack.
I'm joking. Sorry.
I'm a streamer so I can't controversial sorry grandma
Come on, come on. I'm going I'm going shirtless dude. No ask for my first shirt
What have a shirtless
I feel like no shirtless bro. No Jason you just want to take off your shirt flex. No, no, no, no
I promise you we don't see him. We don't see your abs
What's happening
Oh
If you guys need more security, I'm here
What do I do? What's going on?
Nobody says there's time.
What do you mean?
You okay?
Yeah, you're okay.
What's up, man?
No, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
For real?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Stop.
I think I should try to sign up for security, bro.
Because I have that aura that just, like...
What?
What's happening?
The ramps.
Oh.
I'll try and get him out of here.
We need to be careful with this carrot ball.
Oh, it's gonna be a...
He might have heard it coming.
Go against the wall!
Let's go!
Fuck off.
He's nymph.
Let me reach out. I'm the streamer.
Peter's streamer.
Dude.
I don't look at these guys at all.
Bro, ask her. Ask her.
I'm the faggest pimple in my head, bro.
Bro, ask her.
Oh, my God.
Let's go, what do I do?
Why are you stretching?
What do I do last night?
Dude, let me just show you what you do.
We're going to get you a mask, kid.
Yo.
Are we getting a mask?
I'm ready.
OK.
What do you mean?
You got an idea.
Don't worry.
You said you got an idea?
You got an idea.
Yo, yo, you have an extra shirt?
Bro, he has no ideas.
Dude, I can tell you're Jason Lin from the bomb
half your face.
It's like, sorry for stabbing with my neck.
Like this cameras yeah, I mean
Kai-claw just got kicked out
I have another shirt to it you can tie around your face
wait should I wear a different shirt or just keep it straight
I don't think you need a shirt yeah hopefully not you're very forgettable yeah forgettable
Oh, I'm gonna pop my collar. I didn't pop my collar last time.
Pop that lock.
Where's Chesley?
I remember my face in the air.
I feel like bro, I thought I looked like every other Asian, you know?
You went to Black Air? I was a lot of people.
Bro, you really down for it?
I don't know what it is.
I want to see it do this thing.
I want to see if it's...
Oh it is.
You can't hear it, sure. Don't worry.
We got this on the...
Oh shit.
What do you mean, oh shit?
Over time we need to...
I don't know what it is.
I feel like it is.
Yeah, let's put the phone down.
No more phone. We're just doing this live.
Okay. What questions do the answers? I actually know what to do.
They might ask you like how long you've been streaming for.
I've been streaming since October, but I'm kind of...
But he also goes to three companies in like 10s.
I streamed in October, but I do YouTube.
I know he was on a YouTube grant too, I've been doing YouTube.
You're gonna stream in October, you gotta say something.
He's been streaming in university, right?
I'll be streaming there, but I do YouTube.
I haven't stopped doing long form.
But okay, okay, that's it.
That's all I need to worry about?
Well that's all, yeah.
But then you gotta make it good.
Bro, why the fuck are you done?
This shit's boring as shit.
I'm in the fucking line against the wall, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
This is really his life.
This is literally just another-
Dude, trust me to Deathkin.
Okay?
That's a new version.
Dude, trust you to Deathkin is low key slow reverb.
Anyways, bro, trust me to Deathkin.
Bro, I got this under control.
I'm just gonna come in with a straight vibes to be vibing
And it's gonna be
This is um sped up this is sped up
This is so hot
Holy you're just giving suss, like no one does that.
Am I?
Is it too obvious?
Yeah, it's just giving, it's just giving like you're doing something.
All of this.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Wait, wait, I'm taking what I'm talking about.
Wait, help me, help me.
Damn, the water.
Oh, that wire's wrapped around me.
Take it off.
Yeah, take it off.
Oh, okay, we're good.
Yeah.
The mask's gone. You look like God now.
No way, bro.
And if he asks, bro, that's...
You're safe bro. You are so good right now.
What's my name?
You're going to be a snitch on me.
No, no, no, Cory. Cory is this my only chance.
Oh, it's all God!
Jason, he's going to snitch.
Are you dead ass about a snitch?
So you don't snitch on me.
Come on, don't.
Come on, don't snitch.
Don't snitch.
I believe you.
I'm sure that was on the snitch.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Bro, they come on easily, bro.
Man, they didn't snitch on me.
Oh, God, you snitch on me.
You're with us, fuck.
Now that you dead, can't tell.
Come on.
No, I'm trolling over there.
I'm not even going to snitch on you.
No, I'm not going to snitch.
I'm not snitching.
Oh, my God.
He's got a snitch.
Would you really snitch on these eyes?
No.
You're already going to...
You're gang.
What?
Yo, I'm going to make it look.
I'm going to make it look.
Oh my god.
I'm nervous, bro.
Shut the freak up then if you're nervous.
Because all that's ruining is ruining me.
I'm here to make KC 33000 and gets 30.
No, just the wall.
Just the wall.
I'm just going to make it look.
No, just the wall!
My name is Henry, I'm from Vietnam
I'm from Vietnam
And who is your favorite person?
Ah, I see it
You're wearing the same hat as...
Oh, overtime?
You're a fan?
I love over time
Over time, I love...
Over time!
I'm just not gonna talk, I'm not gonna talk
Corey, I have a serious question, are you actually gonna snitch?
That's a knuckles
That'd be Corey
Can you play more Call of Duty? You're actually pretty good
Nah, bro, I quit Avatar
What? You didn't even play games at home?
Dude, I've been playing Call of Duty
Oh, if it's a mic off stream, I play read with it every day. Oh, see yeah, I'm sure every day
Boys boys get to all the rate dance
You know how to record on them right I think they're already on they're not this idea you want to hold right here
Now it's recording but stop it. All you need to do is I'm gonna like for a ticked up
I'm gonna like I'm gonna like how many likes for a clap. Wait. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be Jason ask me again
How many how many likes for a clap?
Ten million negative fuck up. Especially the way I say yours like 10 billion
Dude if I was a creator, I would just say 10,000. Yes. How many likes for a ticked up?
Oh overtime, what's up?
Love the hat. Thank you
Oh, shoot.
Got him.
So what's it?
That's a legend, dude.
Give me the chat.
Me, no English.
I know English.
Just poke him, Miho.
Heh.
That was good.
I love this game.
Dude, this is, this is going to be legendary.
This is going to be legendary.
Dude, boys, we've made it.
Boys, we're going home.
Oh my god.
No.
Okay, cool down, dude.
That's got up.
Oh, thanks for the essence.
Did you get accepted?
No.
I think he didn't know I was here.
That's where I seen him before.
Don't do the cute voice.
I don't like your dude.
Yeah, I like that one more.
Sounds cuter.
Thank you.
your chat w-nigger for what one w-nigger put to l-nigger I'm trying to learn how
to be a stranger everybody in the chat I'm very new to this
w-w-m
That's what I thought.
That's hard.
Bit by bit.
Oh, yeah.
You saw it.
Okay.
Oh, they're screaming.
Yeah, Haskell.
You made it.
It's him.
You better go away.
It's him.
Holy shit.
Haskell, wrong.
It's the whole time.
Why didn't he get this one?
I don't know.
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
Let me show us how personal I am.
Let me just put the thing right in front of you.
Bro.
I'm sorry.
I love that. I love that.
Wait, I can hear comms in my ears.
Cops?
Over time speaking in my ears.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, it's because they're connected to their phones.
I can hear you, bro.
Wait, if you turn up your Bluetooth, can I still record?
Yeah.
You want me to record?
Huh?
I can hear you.
No way Loki give him comms.
Nihon. Nihon.
Okay, Nihon.
Nihon. Nihon!
Nihon! I got casket to my nana.
Stop doing the fake clutch laugh, bro.
I'm not fake laugh. You don't hear about fake laugh?
Dude, dude.
You're, you're, you're fake laughing on our stream together?
No, never bro.
Dude. Every laugh I spend with you is a real laugh.
Every twitch streamer got their fake laugh.
Like a laugh, like an input out of a laugh.
If I, if I actually,
whenever I come into the streamer, I'm not fake laughing any time.
I'm just gonna, I'm just not gonna...
You're not realist bro, I'm just not gonna laugh.
Okay, okay, what's your, what's your controversial take?
My controversial take is, um...
I don't know what my controversial take is honestly um, I stood over here.
My controversial take is that I honestly don't like, um, it's okay, it's the same space.
Do you want me to be honest?
I don't like fake laughs on the stream.
And I don't like whenever people don't get a little controversial.
Come, let us go.
I do.
I got to get out of here.
Come on, fuck.
I didn't even talk.
I'm not a cameraman.
I'm not drunk.
Everybody's doing the big.
It's W Stugs.
Everybody's doing the fucking big.
What big?
She got her night already and she became a cameraman.
But mine's going to work.
What's his name?
Henry.
Henry Henry Henry Henry Henry from Japan Henry's literally his name is that your name did us yeah
actually oh shit I'm from Japan what's wrong Henry he's not talking time's no clue who I am
no bro everyone knows you're who the fiber
he's he's he's walk he's walk
No, let me just say that was a W.
Respect, because he said shut up Negan you listen Negan.
I can say Negan, I'm black, I can say Negan.
Nice one.
Yo Jason you're making me look fucking ugly, bro. You back the fuck up
Bro, I have a pimple and my nose is crooked
Hey, that's my insecurity
Let's I'm gonna say it comes at you I like that I can get sturdy I like the mix and
That's actually every buzzword
Nick's and
Sturdy, that's every buzzword
I'm asked about the way
Actually
Dude
What the fuck?
Suki's calling you!
What the fuck?
Suki calling.
Yeah, what's up, Suki?
What's up, nigga?
What the fuck?
Dude, I'm not on the stream, I can take a nigga, Suki.
Chill out.
Chill out, nigga, what's up?
What's up?
It's Jason.
What's up, nigga?
What are you doing?
He's coming. Look at me.
Suki, don't be laughing too much on my jumpstrap.
What's up, Suki?
What's up, Suki? Nope.
Let me guess. He's seen the clips.
Yo, Suki. Puss down on Alan.
Suki, you just get out of bed, bro.
What? What? What? What? What? What?
I
Got denied
Oh summer smash
What date what is it
I actually might be there I'm gonna be there
I'm gonna hand it back I'm a camera
yo it's okay
Ron got kicked Lacey made it Marlon made it I'm probably I don't know yet I'm
I'm part of the core boys, so you can just include me into the song.
Yeah.
That's good.
I'm funny.
I appreciate that, nigga.
OK, you're going to Sturgeoning University?
I'm doing it for Arlington, nigga.
You starting to spam, bro.
I
Was soaked the milk I'm gonna hang up on you, but you look good brother
With a cannon you're a big silk just it's looking at you have a cannon
Do I really think
1000 I literally seen this thing actually
You hung up. I don't know where to go back
How do you not know how do you do all your screws are leaving cuz I'm alive we need show your face
What's my battery at don't worry Chutz that's 16
You got this
Oh, you start me start. Okay, nigga, too
Come on fucking you nigga.
Is that what that shit bro?
Come on, I can say nigga.
Oh my god! The fuck is wrong with you bro?
You're a dick tapper.
Bro, W dick tapper.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
This popping on the vlog?
Oh shit.
This is where my ass off.
Dude, that's what I'm gonna do inside the place.
that's what I'm gonna do inside the place I'm gonna do that I'm so excited I've
never seen KC3 in real life yeah well listen bro you just be yourself okay
good I am okay you're gonna be a good student I'm gonna be a good student keep
saying motivational things I can repeat it for you I'm gonna be great you're
just being the same frame I'm gonna get the frame I'm gonna do that shit I'm
I'm gonna be good. I'm gonna be good.
Think about it. You're on the come up.
He's looking for people on the come up. That's you. That's you.
Bro, Jason, Jason. Look at your fucking dad.
Trust you to death, kid?
Todd, yes. That was good. I like that.
Trust you to death, kid?
Yeah. Are we actually still using that meme? Are we gonna make everyone...
I think you should keep using it until it's like the...
Somebody smell like shit?
Yeah, yeah, just that.
Yeah, hopefully I get the face banks clap.
Yeah?
Yeah, dude.
Dude, getting a lovey-dee to death by face banks means something.
Oh!
Come on, ass out!
Really, KC3s?
I'm on the front end.
Come on, this is right here.
Okay.
Yeah?
How's that?
Fucking death kids.
I
Bet yo, I don't know. Okay. I'll let you know something that is like what the new movie say
I don't dab but buy knuckles.
It's a lot healthier and cleaner.
Do dabbings on up with it?
Have soda hands?
Uh, dab up knuckles.
Do you want to keep the chat so that you're sure?
Yeah, I'm a sherry.
Dude, this is Jason the fucking wiener.
Well, just don't click on the ring, bro.
Oh, just so the chat.
I'm just gonna click on him and he's like, nah, nah.
How you feeling?
I'm just gonna eat him toots.
Yeah, I know. Are you blocked?
Give me one for good luck to the runner.
You did one.
I'm gonna get so much forehead acne today.
Come on, man.
Like you did one?
Yeah.
At least I gotta see him.
He said, ill. Jason's fucking ugly.
Ill, ill, ill.
I'm so ill. Jason's fucking hideous.
What?
Why?
Dude.
Dude, you know what you're doing here?
It's not a free moment.
How's my mask?
Come on.
Dude, I wish I was...
Dude, can we start a new trend?
Let's sad with no draws.
Yours max looks good, Jason.
That's how I win.
Aw, man, that was racist, man.
The thing about being controversial is you might get cancer.
Dude, this is your moment. This is your time.
This is a work.
We're gonna look back at this one day and be like, wow.
This is the one Haskell started.
Bro, you're fucking 32.
I don't know the fuck we're gonna die.
Dude, this is your moment. This is your time.
This is a work.
Bro!
You're fucking 32!
You're the fucker now!
Come on!
Yo, I'm sorry, I just had to say that.
You know, but we're probably gonna look back on this a little bit and be like,
wow, we are fucking glad you're here.
You're making it up to Cookie Burst, bro.
I was never in the Cookie Burst!
What is disrespectful?
Bro, you're locked in with music.
That's my wrist.
Yeah, you're right.
Dude, I remember whenever you slept in the bunk bed with Colin,
You my room has so many people I don't eat and only two other people in the ground
Has to see my fucking five minutes brother
And I don't give a fucking shit. Oh, I'm hard
That's not being the shit when I was nine years old. I seen my dad smoke
You think I'm scared to get the night's dream ever I stopped giving a fuck about life knows nine years old
I see my dad smoking. I better not see crying after an early me. Yes. Oh my god
Okay
Yo hold this real quick good un-posit
Look at it. We want the chat just hold it
Ah, what's the matter?
I've been eating since 9 o'clock in the morning.
I'm going to serve as others.
That shows dedication.
That shows persistence.
That shows courage.
That shows indefinite care.
That shows that you want it, man.
No, I don't got Bob.
Is he going up right now?
Okay, interview me for those people.
How are you feeling going into this class tonight?
Good, good, negative, negative.
Faxing it.
What do you do when you get in there?
Negative, negative, negative.
No, I'm joking.
myself vibe out there's so the passing out my tin pool so my vibe I'm a chill
viber um I'm I know why I should have been at your name risk you think you're
gonna look back at this moment I think wow this is the time I became a
streamer you know I live fucking death to that
okay here you go walking walking I believe in you bro
knuckles knuckles everybody
I got this. I got this. I'm high school.
You as well?
You loved me.
I didn't get it. I need a pee.
I'm gonna pee myself. What's up?
He's gonna call you in.
Okay.
You're up next, y'all.
That's a net!
What's up?
My name's Haskell Remiglino.
How you doing, my boy?
Good, how are you?
I'm feeling good.
Uh, where's your resume?
My resume.
Okay, let me just tell you this.
Where's your resume?
I was about...
I'm sorry.
I'm just a sort of honor.
Let me just tell you this.
I lost it in transit and I'm being here.
I lost it in transit.
I was here since...
I lost the lesson, they hit it, it lost in transit.
I was all up in the line waiting to be here
since nine o'clock and it was just ripped up,
shredded up, they were doing things
and they were gladly saying a lot of this
as we're streaming.
How often do you stream?
Let me just be honest right here.
I love you to death, let me just say that much.
I streamed a lot in October by YouTube.
I do YouTube a lot.
And what do you do to it?
It's I like Haskell.
I like who?
I like Haskell.
Haskell?
Yeah, I like Haskell.
Also, I like your hair.
I like your eyelashes.
Stop lasin'.
Get off my baby.
Sorry.
Spend the day with Jason the week...
Oh, you know Jason?
Yeah, he is my friend with most of them are on the team.
Were?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
What do you mean, shit?
Okay, you've been consistent for three up loads in the last month.
I've been a bad kid a month ago, month ago, month ago, two months ago, two months ago, two months ago.
Not that many consistent.
I've been trying to push out really good content.
That's why I'm not too consistent.
I am very consistent on short film.
I post every day on Instagram and TikTok.
How often you binge-lay?
I was shooting out.
Yeah, I was-
You live right now?
Yeah.
We in chat saying, I'll chat!
Fuck.
You got TVU?
Yeah.
I do gambling apps on the extreme,
so I'm pretty well off.
Okay, okay.
No, I think I blocked you on that.
I don't know if it's on-
Why you blocked me?
On accident.
You blocked me.
I don't know if I was doing a photo-joke anymore.
It's a clip.
I'm doing clips, get it?
Clips, clips, Twitch, TV.
Let me just say this much um no I'm just looking at the mic I really need this mic I like
this mic right here just I'm just looking at the mic you know K-Stick 3 I really love
your outfit today actually very matching these elbows look they're beef because he actually
works out a lot but they've been yeah because he's been using double jointed it
hurts him when you do that you know he's double joined he's been with me is
he's better me yes it's a very no-pulter
when you are attacking my oh he talked to yes okay so we want to add a cry baby
talks no no no it was it was he's just he gets nervous
Jason the fucking
Jason the fucking way I'm not as no
Shut your bitch ass up
You had the audacity to walking or from all insidious
With this I do that TV you
That's a $30,000 backpack. I do stick gambling ads. It's doable. Oh you gamble not really
What do you do? You give or you don't?
No, I just, I just vibe.
Like to be honest.
Like that.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like that.
Yeah!
Jason, get your black-ass and fuck out of here.
What?
Get your black-ass and fuck out of here.
Matter of fact, matter of fact, come on.
It wasn't him.
I am what? I am who?
Who I like who? No, I doubt for he's actually very
You know
The thing is with my consistently I just want to post out really good videos, but I'm doing better
because I'm making a bigger right now today promise you give me some nuts for
that a lot of people thought that the stream we made a video today and he
gonna bring his ass
because I can get through you too I know to get started so I should decline
you once can we let me just say this much I do it twice I like Haskell I
I like consistency.
Are you in?
What the fuck, please?
Have a nice day!
It wasn't AI, Kai.
I was doing anything.
Are you deaf, please?
Get him out of here!
No, please!
I'm not in!
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Shit!
Okay, yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Get out!
Oh, that was bad.
Get out of here, man.
Wait, I forgot my glasses.
Can we get the glasses?
Oh
It's okay
We're okay
Dang bro, I'm sorry
No way, we're probably has my yeah, I think your bag
You know what, if you like that man, you're alright, it's too late bro, you're alright, it's too late bro.
Alright.
Hang on, bro.
Honestly, it's okay.
Fuck.
What happened? I mean, we didn't see what happened.
You were in here for a while.
I fucking denied, bro.
It was working!
No, it was Jason Malone.
No, he didn't!
Dude, and I wasn't consistent. I thought I was consistent enough.
For what?
I tried to vouch for you, bro.
Cuz you should have showed him your tiktok not your dude. He doesn't love tiktok bro. Do you tiktok live as a thing?
That s
Sorry, I was gonna bro
Cuz at the end of the day, this is a lesson that fucks term University fuck this
I
Fuck bro, you're both not getting some
It's a hot stop bro. Where's John bro? John
Fucking over man
Dude, I got double denied bro. You do actually it's okay. Honestly we give it all
You know what it was an effort bro, and it was worth the effort we're over two from Arlington, bro
It's all good. Dude. Honestly. Do you know I think it is bro the nixus one
Yeah, the nixus one we're from Texas
Um, yeah, yeah.
Uh, can we go home? Can we go back to the courier house?
Matt, Paige.
You look so tight. What's wrong?
I got denied.
No, you didn't.
For now.
You got denied.
No, you didn't.
You got denied.
No, you didn't.
You didn't get denied.
You got denied.
No, you didn't.
Contact me.
You didn't get denied.
I got denied.
Paige, it's okay.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, are you actually sad?
I'm glad we got the night together.
You got the night together, that's the best part about it.
We're in this together.
I think I'm going to end my stream now.
Cassinette called me the hard-heart and kicked me out.
Cassinette, at least he said I was black.
They told me he gave me the black card.
Dude, and he picked you up, he didn't even pick me up, he just told me to get the fuck out.
You wanted to get the fuck out?
Yes! Dude, that's as cool as part of getting thrown out.
You know what bro, I'm gonna start up the live bro. I'm about to raise somebody
Cuz I got fucking deny you, bro. You ready YouTube channel or no
Move the live going on your iPhone to go to Twitch and then go live, bro. I got fucking denied baby rich. Now what?
Now what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's lit. Yeah, they go
This will be my most peak viewers in the longest time ever.
Slash grade.
Not yet.
Yo chat, chat.
I'm about to end. It's 5.40, which means traffic hours, which means one hour, three hours right from home.
I'm not gonna lie, this was a beautiful stream, seven hour, you know what I'm saying?
Tomorrow I am flying out at night to the first France game.
France vs. Senegal, I'm pretty sure. I'm going with Yugi. It's going to be a movie. I might be live tomorrow.
I might not be. If I do, it's going to be ballish. But the next day, it's going to be fierce.
But the next day, it's going to be
France vs. Senegal. And then the next day, I might go to the Portugal game. I might go to Portugal.
I actually bought the Portugal ticket, so after that, we're going to fucking Houston. We're going to go to watch Portugal.
We're going to watch fucking Ronaldo in person. And then we're going to New York. We're gonna have a good New York trip.
But sorry for speaking over your live stream, Brad.
No, you're good, bro.
And then I love you, bro.
It was worth the effort, bro.
Dude, Haskell, I think you're a hilarious guy.
You're going to make it far.
Even though we got the night today?
What's up?
You and your kids.
Bro, we're not fucking making it, bro.
In case we lose the fuck.
Bro, pions like me have to use your mirrors to blow up.
How the fuck else?
Bro.
Is it, I like Haskell?
Yes.
Fuck you, bro.
Fuck you.
This is fucking...
Am I even live?
Like this?
I have zero viewers.
Yeah.
If you let me the fuck in there, I thought you would fuck me.
Hey boys, I'm out, good luck with y'all's applications.
Hey Jann, I love you.
Jann, I love you to death, bro.
Go take a half-go bro.
I'm out, man. I'm out. Peace, y'all.