you
You
Weird oh, let me say something. Oh my god y'all are ruthless deadass y'all they're fucking ruthless
I'll be watching the games, let me know all the games, but you know, I'll be watching with Marlin. Marlin got a little set up outside. I'll be there. All the guys going to go log will watch together. And then Kaisen that's homecoming. So will you watch parting that because I want to get accepted in a stream or you.
All the guys gonna go log we watch together and then kaisen that's homecoming
So we watch parting back cuz I want to get accepted in a streamer you
Jason the fit the zip fits you we're getting accepted. Yes. I know brown
Me decepciono
Viva lejo mas de ti
Porque yo ya no quiero su...
Hey man, to my... to my makeskiss in the chat man
We couldn't do it bro
We couldn't do it, I witnessed it
It was so sad bro
It was one go away
It was one...
I
Bet
Yeah, wait come here
Hey, what you did? Yeah, it's hot shit. Oh, yeah, you're a little glow up our
Glow up our tissue. Yeah, don't let the mug head is getting you seriously, but
fake humble act whatever bro. Yep, Mog, again you have to spam up the Mogs,
bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I'm the guy that gets fucking Mogged. Who cares, bro? Whatever,
this is Kerns, bro. I really woke up today. Core Media Group chat, open it.
Actually, I'm right off my flight because I just came out. I just showered, came off a flight,
checked the group chat. Gilbert sends it in the Core Media Group chat. Still keeps Mogging me,
bro. I'm sure someone's going to send it soon in this fucking chat. Some bullshit, some bullshit,
You're the reason Mexico lost fuck you. I also seen that today. I don't know. I don't know why I don't know why people blaming me for
Mexico losing, you know, I want to Mexico to win brown, you know, I mean, I don't know how y'all put that onto me
Was it this one
It's all wrong. It's all wrong.
Uh, Mog into oblivion. Whatever. This Moggin culture. I'm putting it into it. Alright, it's cringe. It's corny.
It's over. It's over.
It's it's it's just like...
Bro, like fucking who started this shit, that ass. Because I remember I used to go live and sure I'd get called chop, but
Like yeah, I want to get caught I want to get I want to get mugged or anything. You know what I mean like
Clav
Whatever bro, whatever bro, it's June it
male
Marlin, yeah, this mugging culture is cringe, bro. I'm putting it into it
Okay, us chopped everybody that's chopped all of us in the chat and me included everybody that's chopped
We got to come together or stop this shit good-ass
Because it's just getting cringe, bro. Okay. It's getting it's getting cringe
Us chop dudes we need to come together
And put it into this mug. Oh you mug me. I'm all you bullshit. I just black pill blue pill red pill bullshit
Okay, whatever the fuck pill right?
Okay? It's time. It's time. Let's put an end to this shit. Let's take the white pill, okay?
The pill that, you know, the personality pill. You know what I mean?
Because, you know, take that pimple off your face.
What male do I have today?
Holy shit, man.
Holy shit, bruh.
God.
These ones are very hard to see the actual subject.
You should be able to just adjust the ISO and call it a day,
but when you're recording something or the lighting is inconsistent,
having to manually adjust the ISO fucking sucks.
You shouldn't have to do that.
So you think that was actually the better place?
I need to tell you this.
And behind you, I'm not gonna challenge you.
That is gonna be the call.
Sometimes I can't.
Like you turn on my tone.
So this is what it was all about before.
Good leadership, right?
60.
Nah, 60.
You unintentionally added to this John hate poem.
But fairs, bro.
Fairs, bro.
60, you're actually really good at what you do.
I appreciate you a lot.
I'll do the same in the opening game.
It's just dark, right?
Okay. Now I change the meaning of this.
I love it.
Despite the slightly eliminate, it doesn't have to be dry.
Kajuri?
No, actually...
Oh
I
Holy fucking shit, bro. All right, yo listen
This is a lot
There's this between criticism and just straight up hating on the dude, all right. There's a whole minute left. Yes, I see that
All right, listen. Oh
My god, bro, like it's his first time on this planet, too, man
God
This is criticism from making a edit and putting it into a compilation
And put it like a trick just Kendrick's song over it is not criticism, bro
This is this is the biggest hate form of doom
One year it's been a year. I know bro. I know bro listen
Yeah, it's creative way to hate better than calling him like a slur or some shit honestly
I would rather get called or have a hate edit put on me than get called like a ceaseless, so
Take a stance. What do you need to take a stance? Y'all have a bad o'clock in the day. What do you want me to say, bro?
Ah, yo, no more John, bro. You're good. Yo John, stay at home, bro. I have no more cameraman. Like what do you want me to say?
What do you want me to say?
Fence-sitting
Listen
Will I
Obviously I had to talk with John yesterday and shit just a quick one bro
But you know y'all don't even know what I'm telling him and like how I handle my employees and shit
So
hate form somebody that's literally about to
clock in in a couple minutes hour
We're 30 minutes
Sure saw brother he better he's better work today
Yeah, no yesterday after yesterday I dead ass texted boys and
Yeah, like, come on bro, like, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna, I'm gonna handle the off-stream shit off-stream, okay?
You don't undermine them, especially with other girls that hate you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was I pissed yesterday?
Yeah, I was, bro. I was, bro.
I bought a fucking 30k backpack and...
and...
I couldn't stream in Mexico.
Because we forgot the sim here.
And we didn't replace the cable or some shit.
I think it is the cable, bro.
Yeah, I like it.
Just stop screaming once your life forth comes, this is a yule peeing.
Sinking bruh don't tie it bro, Sinking bruh don't tie it bro, you know the focus isn't
on you for once.
Ewww.
I
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you, bro?
What is wrong with you?
Bro, you're a dirty bitch.
You're full-hand this morning.
Last night and this morning.
You didn't brush your teeth last night.
I brushed my teeth.
No, you didn't.
You didn't brush your teeth last night.
Every time we go to these warm cupcakes
and we stay at the same hotel,
there's never another toothbrush at the sink.
I swear to God.
I swear to God, you're dirty.
You're dead, you're dead!
You're dead!
Listen, okay, I forgot my two words.
Today, you get your say, bro.
No, not just yesterday, bro.
When we went to Arlington...
Who got cleaner teeth than me?
You, bro.
Extection.
Bro, I have cleaner teeth.
You just used white strips, bro.
It doesn't fucking matter.
This is dirty.
No, you got skin like a little bitch.
Like that, bro.
Like that.
Okay?
Like that.
Bro, you have fake teeth.
You have fake teeth, bro.
You have fake teeth.
18 you don't brush your teeth don't shower your shower today. You shower yesterday
Bro you open the box the young lady lady box and just put on a fresh pair of clothes
Happy partner anniversary. Hey, thanks guys. Today is my one year for a
That s
Two year
It's been two years since I've been partner honestly
It's hasn't been that that long to be honest with y'all. I thought you I thought I'd be I thought it was three years
Stay on topic
No, y'all loving this segment, bro?
Y'all love bro? Where did my headset go?
WQT? What did QT say?
Oh, QT, oh QT, give me a partner.
She made you question mark?
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm blaming you for Harvest Ganglimitation's psychopath intuition.
Oh my god chasing good proposing
You asked me for one of my VRlouds.
Is that what?
You said that's right.
That's why I'm not even lying.
Well, wait.
Be robbed this entrance in general.
Oh, let me do a thing.
Otherwise, I may be.
One second.
What?
This entrance, in general.
Oh, let me do a thing.
Otherwise, I may be.
One second.
what is this?
Well, wait.
Be robbed this entrance, in general.
Oh, let me do a thing.
Otherwise, I may be.
Oh, you've been here for five minutes now?
of
secret there's some weird shit going on and some of these artists be hit a
police it they be screaming hunting victims out inside a day home
What's your take on this?
Brother, he's about to pull up in like an hour because I need a cameraman to work, all right.
All right, bro, listen.
What do you want me to do?
You want me to be like, oh yeah, you know what, John's a shit cameraman.
And then he pulls up and then he works.
That's not how that fence feels, like for what?
Like what do you want me to say?
I'm a I'm a boss not a villain
Okay
I will say bro
John
How to talk with John already off stream, bro. Obviously
He's seen the shit was in the car. I see I already talked to him. Okay
I talked to him okay that's all y'all need to know that's all y'all need to
know uncomfortable talks happen
but y'all don't need to know that part
All right, I know it's been a year, man, okay?
There's a pimple on your face if you haven't noticed.
This
I mean it's fact matter of fact bro
Now you right bro. Now matter of fact you right bro. I'm about to make a little do my laundry
I'm about to make a little do my laundry, bro. Cuz my shit dirty as fuck in the school
I'm sorry.
No.
Can't do my laundry.
That's serious.
Why?
Oh, okay.
Oh, no, I hate women.
Bro, what are you all saying?
What the fuck?
Wrong employee, boom!
Oh my god, bro.
Just kidding, bro.
I'm not making Moodoo my laundry.
I do get a patch on your face.
Go fuck yourselves, buddy.
How about that, bro?
Serious sleep.
Got it.
I
But this is dead as being bro, like it's just me, bro
Wow
Guys guys
Okay, you can say y'all's opinion on who you think
you know should be
Should have who you think should be you know should improve like say John
You can give your opinion be like oh
He should do this better, right? I wish he did this
I wish he didn't talk as much. I wish he pan better or whatever the fuck, right?
but you know
something like this is just so mean it's just too mean barely like who else has
the house has this video like you know the jewel and we got this fucking video
like but you don't see the best post in that shit in in that is common and again
like 2k likes lays like lays lays lays
I don't know.
You've been a camera woman for a week and got one?
No, she didn't.
Say I'm a guy, bro.
No, she didn't.
No, she didn't, bro.
Where?
I wonder if I could be in there and not be in the photo.
Hold on, bruh.
Nah, y'all weird as fuck, bruh.
I want to Mexico to win so bad, bro
This is Jack I always want to see
I'm doing an experience to be as good as possible
with every single stream should be better.
Okay?
All right?
You know, I'll always keep that in mind.
So that's all I'm gonna say for now.
But this year was funny as fuck.
Through fucking coke up everywhere.
Oh my god, all right, holy shit
when you're when we get a girlfriend you don't be like oh
Bro toast works for guapo toast works for guapo
Bro toast works for code too, you know what I'm saying like
Like, what am I, an asshole?
I'm a snatcher from code, bro.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, love tolls to death, you know what I mean?
Great fucking kid.
Request the trade, brother.
Ah!
fuck guapo we have a higher salary bro who are you speaking for dog who you cannot speak
for me holy shit bro we literally do
You're something wrong in this clip because in situations like these ones very hard to see the actual
60 bro
Having to manually adjust the ISO fucking sucks and you shouldn't have to do that
So using auto ISO is actually the better player
bro said bro said
Humma I wonder what I could do on my end to fix this and then and then 60s like oh shit
It's not me. It's the camera, bro
Oh, if we have to leave the ISO on auto, and we can't adjust the shutter speed because
we're always shooting at 60fps, what options does that leave us?
You could use ND filters, but the Sony FX3 doesn't have it built in, and using them for
a live stream would be horrible to swap out.
So the best thing you could do for a live stream is to use the aperture.
Here's an example from today.
As you reduce aperture, the amount of light that reaches the sensor is low.
Here it's high, so the exposure is high as well, making the subjects appear lighter
than normal.
It's fine so the exposure is actually
Because I just learned this up today
Is to learn so I did learn a little bit today, and I hope you did too. Thanks us
Do not look at the dead you bar
Yo chill, bro
Hey.
Hey, yo.
Don't do it.
Not this one, right?
I'm assuming this one.
Hey.
Welcome to the courier house.
I'm a...
I was gonna kill the bastard.
Oh, Renji, Lacey, hi.
Nah, bro.
God.
That's a good bag!
Yes, sir!
That's a great bag, man.
Hey, we should have been here just to afford it, man.
Look.
Oh, I mean, yeah, he's doing good for a backup quarterback.
He's 21, right?
Yeah, he's 21.
I'm 26, though.
I've only heard for a few games.
But that's a good pass for a backup quarterback, for sure.
For sure.
That's definitely the future of this franchise.
The future backup.
Yes, sir.
Run it in, run it in!
That's it!
Perfect!
You see what I'm saying?
Bro, bro, you're back to the big right.
I swear to God, I'll say it.
You know my job, Michael Big, bro.
No, he don't know y'all doing that too much
Man, he can do no wrong, bro
He can do wrong, I said he can do wrong
I said he can do wrong to practice multiple times
But y'all don't feel bad though, like
Like dead ass, y'all not feel bad
Bro, this man Jones about to clock into his worst ever fucking shift
What the fuck
I'm not a brother.
Sup, Kale?
Nice brother's a dead ass mohawk.
Free.
I just like braggos.
And I'm sorry.
Sorry.
And I miss and I miss managers and I'll do it to calm bro, but you know any more mail beer cuz I don't think there's a point
It's crawling to this shit
Nice
More mail nice, bro. I did that's just a more mail. Let's see. That's bro. Nice more mail. I need more mail
I need more mail.
Alright, I need more mail.
I need more mail.
I said this before.
I need more mail, bro.
I need more mail.
Alright, bro. I need more mail.
I need more mail. Anyone got mail?
Alright. Anyone got more mail?
Like, that has nothing to do with
not involving any of this shit, bro.
Uh...
Okay.
Yo!
I see Suki wanting to box Derek, huh?
Well, Harry, huge congratulations. What a contest. What a win.
But I just firstly wanted to ask you what's happened over there by the England goal, because there looks to be some concern.
Why is his voice so fucked?
Gotta be screaming.
Should've been Mexico, bro.
All the occasion, the team, everything against us, we found a way.
Don't worry, the U.S. got us, Balagan got us, Balagan has us, bro, yes, I've seen Canada,
and Mexico, all three hosts, we know, two out of the three hosts are out of the World
Cup.
We got this.
I was gonna say...
I
Now
So what is happening bro, what is happening right now?
What is happening right now, dude?
What is going on right now?
You think you belong here?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I've been guess how what, two days, but can I get real?
Woo!
Yes!
USMNT striker following Balagin has officially followed Jason Weane on Instagram after going
on fire for attending a USA game during the World Cup.
Wow, bro.
We gonna bring it home today, dead ass, bro.
I know I got this Portugal jersey on right now,
but honestly, I care more about the US game today.
I need to get a bottle of that jersey.
I haven't showered or I haven't watched this one.
Be wearing that later today.
He got a red, brother.
It got revoked, okay?
He got revoked.
We are beating Belzin today.
Matter of fact, let me give him some good luck.
Let me give him some good luck real quick.
L cheaters?
How are we cheating?
How is it cheating?
That was not a red card.
L cheaters.
It wasn't a red card.
It was rightfully revoked.
Corruption?
But okay, so if Balaga got a red card,
Messi should get a red card too.
There's other players that got the same worst in Balakint and obviously Balakint did it do
that power on purpose.
You know what I mean?
Red card was not, it's not, it's not, no, it should not be a red or yellow at most.
Facts.
Matter of fact, I'm gonna message him.
Yo Balican, glad you're back with us, take it home for us.
Thank you for, thank you for, yo Balican, glad you're back with us.
Take it home for us.
I swear you're being paid.
What are you talking about?
The goat.
Pre-unfollowed.
Glad you're back.
I'm sorry.
Pre-unfollowed?
Glad you're back.
What?
Was that a glitch?
She must have been a glitch bro.
Imagine I refresh and I'm blocked.
So follow me.
Goat meal.
I mean, okay, cool email, okay.
Drake homage Drake curse
41 by the way, bro. He 41 with a Gucci backpack on this is hard
There honestly, I won't push go to win the day over staying
Because my boy the team is on there
Here's some hype blocked more male
But I've never seen anything like it.
So I saw the play and I'm a person that loves sports and was a good athlete.
Dude, Trump has no idea what he's talking about right now.
He watches soccer?
And I says you, he's going to ace it out this fucking post.
Corruption, dude.
If Belgium can't be a fully healthy U.S. and they're crying about Balagan getting reinstated,
what does that say about Belgium, bro?
Facts.
Come on, man.
Controversial male.
They follow the rules?
No.
Belgium is scared of the U.S.
Belgium is scared of Balagan.
That's what it is.
Fake clip?
Wait, so is the firework fake?
Is the fire fake?
Holy shit, man.
That's fake.
This park is fake.
This is AI.
Oh, what is this?
Yoxic took a clip from a different fire and edited it together.
Classic Yoxic.
Okay.
read comments so did they put out the fire that they started either way they
started fire yes yeah this is why it's illegal huh
I like Cali. OSES was blowing shit up. You know, it's like seeing how it's watching.
You're wasting your time on the phone. Ash stomped out the original bushfire and the first clean and the other fire.
As long as it's there.
So they stopped the fire, man.
Best male of your life?
I'm like blocking all these pages. What's going on?
Hey, hey, can I ask you a riddle?
Watch party with the boys
Hey, hey, yo, bro, I'm out of ban you about a ban you about a ban you about a male
Are you okay arkey buddy yo
Are you okay?
ARCHIE! BOMBIE!
BOMBIE!
Show this man 70 times brother got eviscerated.
No!
Bro, why is BOMBIE protecting Orchie?
He should be the other way around!
Oh my god, we could have died.
We actually could have died.
Holy fuck.
Wait.
Watch the full clip.
Nah, this one's hard to see.
Oh hell no, bro.
Oh fuck, no!
What the fuck?!
40 seconds in body decides to jump over it
Bro, they could have gotten eviscerated
Fuck bro
Holy shit, yo, this looks like a scene out of a movie brother camera man got took out
Holy shit, who's kids it's all Thursdays David confused the cameras go blurry in and out
Oh my god, I can't lie. I was sitting
No.
I got like a gust?
No.
Did you feel it in your face?
No, it pushed me back.
Oh my god.
Wow.
As long as everybody's safe, man.
A letter.
Male Vietnam went worldwide at what cost?
What is high anime? What is high anime? Pirating? Oh, it's like a pirating sound? Oh, I thought
it was like a anime. I thought it was some freaking ass shit. Free anime pirated sound?
I
Damn brother, they were all Vietnamese damn free Denver freedom
Freedom for you guys
More man, I thought just a little I had invited me to the for the dry part of chat
I went to the house and that nobody was there. They weren't doing it. Well, I haven't tried. Did they trick me?
Yeah, that's fucking bullshit. Yeah, that's bullshit. Yeah, I took a jet back up over this shit. I guess crazy
Yep, we got a prank
My bad guys. Yeah, my bad. I see you got canceled, bro
Next one next year next year next year
El Jack of the ween. Yep. It's on me. Yeah, it's on me
And Boppe?
Madam Celeste Amarillo, you are a speakable woman, unworthy.
What the fuck is this?
Who is this woman?
And why is there a fucking 637K-like hate form of doom, racist?
Oh, never mind.
Valid, valid, valid, valid, valid.
Read her statement.
What's her statement?
Racist.
Context.
Celeste Amarilla on Killian Mbappe, this group hasn't even learned to write instead of breast
milk he groups sucking on coconuts.
And the most educated creatures he ever heard were chimpanzees.
What the fuck?
All because Mbappe beat Paraguay?
You should have given him the middle finger, Orlando Gill, a colonized Cameroonian pretending
to be French, resentful, newly rich, arrogant, and ugly.
He was nervous and scared of death all game like his whole team, they'd even managed to
score a single goal until they got lucky with the penalty.
The only thing many of us blame the team for is not giving him a full hand slap at the
end of the game.
I'm not even a football fan.
Holy shit.
Bro.
What?
Marlin ass, Dave me?
Yo.
Bro, come on, bro.
She dead ass, bro.
Killian and Bopay not even chop, bro.
She didn't even care about football.
She's talking like this.
Holy fuck, man.
Dispeakable.
You're a speakable woman, unwethered in your position. You do not represent Paraguay in that country, which has swayed the passion and honor throughout the competition.
Your recklessness and your raising racism the entire world has already forgotten the journey and historic effort that your plays and countries
Are in this World Cup making way for an incompetent woman who gives the worst possible image for her country
I will never allow people like her the freedom to spread their hatred and racism across the world
About they're here about
Fuck this lady the fuck racism
Racism is bad.
I know whatever he gets.
Yeah!
It comes with cheeky-ass possessions.
Who the fuck am I watching, man?
Oh
Mog's your song you know I realized bro all the all the t-top post that post the actual song the song doesn't go anywhere
Because it's dog shit, but the edits of me and Haskell like toting guns and drinking lean and shit with a with a good song behind
It goes viral
John warming up in the other room locking in
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
John, bro.
John just needs to get in here and not say it'll work, bro.
He just worked for me.
No, stop.
Because if he says anything, it'll just make it worse.
I don't know why you're perfect, I can't get, I love you, that's what I'm known for,
I'm dead as known for Resident Evil food
Raig is known for the quable quable pop laugh
Portugal game
Holy Dunderhead you got injured after the game
Oh
My god, bro, they see a injury my god, bro
Broke his wrist that's fucked up man that's fucked up
What is this fucking slot bro
L Corruption?
I'm not gonna lie bro, wait so Trump appealed it or like did FIFA appeal it?
appeal to it fuck brah
Trump called a FIFA
boss call I mean either way it wasn't a
red but I say we politics out of all
this shit because the World Cup had
nothing to do with politics that's why
that's so good
go iraq
let's see what marlin
bro is marlin outside watching?
fuck yeah!
i don't think you understand now
no because faxity is a fortnite
pro-am-duos
yeah i was gonna do this but
I'm actually going to drink on I'm going to drink on
Forgot to tell you I have to go to drink on and then I'm going um
They're going to drink on the 10th. Maybe I think I gotta look again
And then I got to go to Miami because I got
World Cup tickets gonna watch the game there whatever quarterfinals are set up in Miami
Maybe link up with rage in Miami or some shit and then boom the next day
I got to go to New York for the creator cup. I should a speeds creator cup
Which I also got Texas about
What is your preferred position in a YouTube creator cup?
What's your skill? What are you most likely to do?
So let me know let me know one of my one of my yeah, let me know what do y'all think is my best life bench?
Nah, I'm not gonna be
No, bro, I'm not about to get invited out to an event and be the fucking bet would be on the bench
That's not not a thing but water boy. No, I'm gonna be on the field playing
Bro like like genuinely what do y'all think cuz striker probably not probably not okay, huh?
Striker definitely not
All right
Midfield? I mean bro, I could low key play midfield.
I could play midfield or I could be defense.
I play defense and assignment trading match
and I actually did pretty good.
So, should I be a defender?
Useless.
Right bench.
So, should I be left back or right back?
If I'm right footed,
should I be left back or right back?
right back left back left bench right bench right back left back I bet left
left back. Two weak foots. Okay, I prefer left, left, back. What's your skill? My skill
is boosting team war rap.
Um, what are you most likely to do?
Hmm.
Score. I'm most likely to score.
I
Can bro, I believe in myself. I will never stop believing in myself
I will never stop believe myself
Okay, I'm gonna fuck five minutes the penalty and Simon change the match. I still think I'm gonna be the best player on that field
All right
Score and defend
Find a chemical reaction. Yeah, I'm like a Sally
Mail
Shit mail bro score own goal. I think I have good vision of the field bro. I can see I
Can get I can give good lead passes. Whoever's gonna be in my team, bro. I'm gonna try my best
field because on a Simon Shady match I tried a hundred percent a hundred ten
percent I gave everything gave fucking everything all right serious I missed that
penalty if I didn't miss that penalty I would have had a great game I had good
defense everything. I'm not scoring own goals. If you're a man and want to put it
just like bro like let me get in the waiting all right when I'm done when
And I'm done traveling, and I get to settle down,
I'm poking up like actually the, I'm actually,
cause I'm tired of getting called victim-way.
What the fuck?
Traveling issues?
I've been literally hopping off flights and starting stream.
And then ending stream and hopping on flights.
I don't have time to work out, bro.
This shit I want to work out on the plane you could do push-ups
push-ups is not gonna make me bulk up I'm gonna be honest like bro I could
I'm gonna crank out 50 pushups right now, that's just not gonna make me, like, way more.
Slop, bro.
Alright, bro, time to do this watch party or what? Like, where's Marlin?
Bro, Marlin don't know shit about fucking Fortnite, man!
Game's almost done games ashtray wait who's winning yeah low key I'll be getting updates in the chat
Bob I got a single update does that zero zero boring game nothing to update
8. BORIS NEWSFEST
I'm not gonna lie, that Mexico eating game was the most entertaining game of football I ever watched in my life.
Damn, thank god I didn't go to this game.
She would have been boring. 0-0.
Like, are they attacking at least 8 shots, 5 shots, 3 shots on target, 2 shots?
Nuno Mendez injured GG's.
No, no, it means it's your juice
Everyone here wanted this to I know brown. Yeah, they got it and go to this game
You would say versus Belgium though. That should better be peak
The quarterfinal you'll see is probably cinema
Oh, shit
I gotta move from Norway, I'm not gonna lie
I thought I'd root for it.
But I'm half-lending these, though.
What do I wrote root for?
Go with Max.
Could go with Max.
Maybe get a little wig going.
Do do the road email with other guys not even a bad shout at all
You should react to the core boys ranking video, what is that ranking what bro?
Some of the FIFA executive committee are calling for a resident and president what?
That ass
fake news? USA? There's no way that many people are pissed about the USA call, bro. Since when
has the US been that threatening to the sport of football? That's fucking insane.
Congratulations, you're moving to the next level. Your next opponent is... him.
I'm not gonna lie Argentina not losing to each other just keep it back
W core video check out watch this or no, this is a great video
It was an amazing video that she already had 1.1 million views in 22 hours holy shit
Beth did so far. It was a very bad. I remember
Hopping oh my god this fucking roller coaster was the worst shit. I've ever been on my life
I was dizzy for the rest of you and you know this was right after the diamond gym, I know that
we did the diamond gym and then
and right after we went to this mall at like 11 p.m. or some shit, and we filmed this video.
It was horrible, man.
But yeah, this was fun. This was amazing.
Do you for real pass out on the rides?
Yeah, bro, I passed out. Yeah, bro.
I
Passed out with a big-ass smile on my face
I'm fucking dead man
Dog not no this you gotta be editing right cuz why am I so fucking bloated?
Are you see are you dead-ass?
Cuz I've been traveling yeah, I've been getting like plain sleep every single night
Damn they actually got you feeling insecure. I'm not insecure, bro
Literally my whole fucking career been called chopped and fat and ugly like you think I do a fuck about what to me two bucks or
Jariah Jariah one two three four five or Tommy Gill or fucking dyslexic underscore AI says about me. I don't go fuck bro
And we'll fuck
Insecure, uh, bro
What are the guys doing in chat? What are the possibility?
What's the chance of me getting accepted into streamer you today?
Zero
Because I'm gonna be honest that's the main reason I booted up here. I want I want to get accepted, bro
Six five zero percent
Zero they got Asian quota fool
I think they have to put Jason winning right because
Because when they do it like that what the fuck is this, bro?
This is what I missed out on Lacey brought a couple of to's in a mariachi band
They need to bring Ronnie nests out of the goal and send them on the office side. I think
Movie Bell movie. It was good streams
Listen, I could go fuck around in the house right now, but John is not here, okay, and
don't be weird, he's not here because he had to take a layover, so he just got off of this
flight all right so damn well it's a lot to lazy interest yet I have the
interest all right of course bro not not see now y'all are just hating to hate at
this point bro he he had to take a layover me money we got nonstop flights
but since the fight was fooled he had to get a layover flight which means he got
land he landed he just landed okay so damn bro
They cannot teleport man.
Also, why did Marlon make this fucking, he set up this watch party thing, he's not even
doing a watch party he's not even doing a watch party he's alone
boring game and he's alone no one's watching with him sage fuck brah I
I would let me let me look at the let me look at the um me go model
I don't know if I'm wi-fi though, bro
Is lou here about to make her camera? No matter fact, bro. I'm gonna tell blue blue my shit up
Because what did max say? What did max say?
Yo, lou are you at the crib
I have rents at cost going to get gas I can't go back though
No, no, you're good. You're good. You're good. Yeah, I'm good. I'm just like I just need a quick little camera woman
What?
Yeah, I mean it's because um john's on the way here because he just got off his flight
So I was just gonna ask you real quick if you were at the house, but since you're not the house is fine
Oh, okay
I mean I could come back if you want. No, you're good. You're good. I got both here. I got both here
I'm ready.
He has the camera on. Batteries. I don't want to get it to sweep easy.
Okay.
This way is the first.
This way is the first inches.
Yep.
Alright guys. Let's see this watch part again.
Is that a watch part bad here?
That's fine.
Bush?
Oh, camera didn't get the top, nice.
You can say gay joke.
Huh?
I can say gay joke.
Who's that?
You little freak.
It's good, bro.
This is a watch bar, yeah.
Now we have a watch bar, bro.
Oh yeah, I can't feel the game.
What?
Oh, shoot.
Is the game good at least?
It's a game.
We had cupcakes, we had 8 bag of Doritos, we had skeet pops, we had butchers, oh my god.
Okay, bridge back there. I see you, bro. Holy shit. What a save, bro.
No.
This one's finally done, I need the ball.
In the belt that comes in, I'm trying to put this
in the same position as the other one.
Nah, bro, nah.
I'm sort of catching it, get it, that's what I'm doing.
Nah.
You guys wanted to play yesterday?
Oh, my card was this one?
This one was good.
Excuse me.
I mean, I was there for like 30 minutes,
but yeah, it was fun.
We're not you, you had a great time?
I'm doing a bad job on purpose to see if people said anything and everyone's just like no that was a great pan
Do I get it?
Why?
There's no reason not to be there.
Don't get more than nobody's back here, though.
Uh, yeah, yeah, I'll look at it.
He's following all the trash in the computer.
I'mma get him right now!
Oh, we shit, man.
Life, what the fuck?
I'm just trying to stick it in.
I need a pen and a flash.
Oh my god, bro.
Good walking pace.
What is
Hey boys
I
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No! I do not consent!
Whoa, a new camera?
Shut up, shut up, bro! He's on the plate, cause you've known he's on the plate over, bro.
Oh, what's wrong? Oh, wait, I'm actually with that.
Wait, no, no, tell me what you're saying.
I'm not on Twitter no more, bro. I'm not on Twitter.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm on it.
No, guys, it's not here. I was kidding.
I was kidding, I was kidding.
I was kidding.
Oh my god
Wait, whoa just on camera, dude. Yeah, for a little bit
Making a joke
So I saw you're going to the program I'm holding the camera
Oh, yeah, apparently, we know what he's doing.
Everybody just stick to it, bro.
Enjoy it.
It just went right.
No.
No, we're good, bro.
There you go.
So, Ron, I give it up for teammate.
I got the worst teammate ever.
He just says the N-word.
Yeah, I said it.
You know.
He says the N-word, he hits his vape, and...
I don't want you to get mad.
Wait, so, what the heck?
He actually makes you puffing his vape.
Yeah, bro.
You know, we got you, though.
You got Lace, or...
I'm with Clicks.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I mean your teammate at least is playing the game
Clicks is on vacation. He comes back on the 1150 before so
We're actually winning it this year I'm not like anybody thought I promise to God we are I promise I'm only you are even playing
I wasn't a buddy I have to do something.
Oh you gotta do something? What do you have to do?
I have to do a free-com.
Oh you have to? I have to.
No, Jad, it's not what it is.
No, it's the weird one.
That's what it is.
Yeah, that's not what it is.
What do y'all do? It's not the same thing?
Are we random kids?
Yeah, they're going to events.
Well, yeah, it's the same thing.
I didn't jerk off man.
Yo, can we all look at the camera real quick?
All of us that are trapped should come together and stop this muggy shit seriously
Yeah, bro, it's fate over now don't score yet. Yeah, can we go down a lot?
Zero zero still it's time. I know 30 this week as game fuck cares, bro
We're not over this is lamina mall. Yeah, we go who's gonna go who's gonna be the new
Jason Jason I saw ball again followed you on Instagram. Yeah, I you know what I do when I saw that you follow
I followed him hoping you'd see my name and follow me back
I've seen I follow by lacy today
They're my shit
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think you can hear me for real.
Wait, you need to call me fuckin- YO!
Wait wait wait, what was my name?
I'm gonna go down, I just gotta piss and put a pin on back chop, that's okay?
Uh, what the fuck?
You can actually make the fuck up with something on there.
Let me just see you, bro.
Ah, shit, it's so cool when...
You just-
Sorry for the mess, it's very blurry, bro.
I literally did not stop just patching the loads.
I haven't even had a ton of my laundry and wearing dirty clothes.
That's bad.
I just toss clothes, put it in a box, suitcase, I mean, and then go, you know, push this, not a star,
but it's a clear one, so it masks the redness in your head.
I
Shot you're loving this shit. You're fucking loving this shit
Haven't seen one complaint about bit rate even though it has dropped a little bit like you're in there
Chad is great man
It has dropped a lot
So, that's what they, like, they just talk about it.
I don't see any X.
They didn't even know.
All right, man, let's go outside with Marlin to go to the monitor.
I
Look who decided to work today. I'm going to work on yeah us camera men
Rocket what injustice it what injustice I mean 60 probably got it already
What a game, bro!
Come on!
You got money or not?
I got no money, you?
Which one is it?
No one says no.
He fucked him up in the Spanish and...
Oh, fuck!
Man!
Two teams now, it's gonna be...
What happened, man?
I'm at one point and...
Does Christiana...
Oh, he was all good.
He was all good.
I'm gonna go to Martinez, man.
He's a huge...
You're a fighter!
you're full of life
I'm gonna be four man these days bro like
you're fucking a fool dude
so you gonna want to hold games today
yeah i'm gonna hold
honestly i'm more excited to see the
let's take a look at the score for the 0%
oh let me do it
she's turning the break there
she said to me we don't think she is
gonna play much absolutely necessary
sit up at the bar
he's gonna be broke
I heard it's not the same. Oh, yeah, you say what you want to say. It wouldn't be loud.
It's just loud. Let me know.
There's the ball in behind.
Let me!
Let me! Let me! Ah!
Let me! I don't want to! I don't want to!
I can't see anything.
Wait, wait, wait. Quietly.
You know what?
I don't know.
Yeah, especially saying like what's your favorite position.
I'm not sure if it's going to go on the game.
Have you said it to him?
I did.
Oh, I haven't.
What do you think of the position?
I'm excited about that trick today.
What position should I be?
Can I explain to you guys first what I'm doing?
Okay, so Speedy's hosting this creative cup.
That's why we can't go into the 4-9 thing.
And it's a football game.
Like it's a football tournament.
You're doing great for guys.
No.
Oh, that's not the thing that you're saying.
So me and Jason are doing that.
Don't really don't really often see them out, but it's in New York. Hey, we got a text missing same preferred position
I didn't know that was an alternative, but yeah, I mean, yeah, sorry
Actually cannot cannot.
Don't you wanna see the end?
How much for the midfielder?
Well, this is the first bunch of former...
We are the first ones to...
Hey!
Can you hear that? Test cake?
Can anyone look up here?
Right there!
Yeah, it's just that...
Take a seat, bro.
They're not mad.
I'm out of that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just asking.
I'm not mad by the end of summer.
I'm asking, yeah.
Does this happen any more?
No, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go to jail.
I mean, I want to tell you no bro.
It's okay.
Have a good month, I'm just telling you.
Yeah, that's fine.
How many months is death in Mokin?
Mokin is sometimes.
It's good for your mental health.
Yeah.
And you want to keep talking and talking?
I'm just gonna open this stuff up right now.
Mokin, what are you doing?
I'm just gonna open this stuff up right now.
And then we're gonna have to take a quick break.
I'm just going to open this up right now.
Anyone in the chat watching the game right now?
Wait, this is the main demolition tent.
Oh wait, I forgot to tell you.
Wait, it's coming off.
Yep.
I don't know how this goes.
I mean it more than one hour, yeah.
He's going to put Ronaldo's retirement.
I don't think so bro. I think Portugal is the best.
Well, top large parts of the world. Name 4 Portugal players.
Yes, sir.
Mendes, Ronaldo, Bruno Fernandez.
Damn it!
Yeah, he's the largest baby in Dubai.
Okay, name here that they've won something.
Have they won something?
They've never used that.
I mean, who's they though?
He's waiting with the boys.
The Portuguese are the whole?
They never want to work out?
Don't mess with me man. Stay and watch me die.
Okay, Honofu. I'm hate watching the fuck out of England when we go.
Oh my god. England? I don't care.
Bro, what?
Holland is going to be in a fucking- I was talking to Lays about it.
We're wrong.
Holland's got to be in ice cream when we go.
They're going to watch him, right?
Yeah.
I'm just watching last body on the line.
I'm not getting my way.
I got it from Norway.
It's the Scandinavian brothers.
It's like our little brothers.
We've got Norway, Sweden's little brother.
Not even kidding.
They're not going to make that.
So we've got to help them.
Yeah.
I'll be honest with you.
Let me!
I'm not going to be a man.
I'm going to be a university.
I'm going to sit right here.
I'm going to be a stretch.
Hold on.
Oh my god.
Oh my god
What a game zero fucking zero boys
I think my own
Yo, let me go
No, why anyone running up and why is number four fucking game of a piece?
I get it.
Who is elbow?
He came across the goal.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm not the chance to go.
Wait, I'm not making.
I swear, JTJ, I'm not.
I just saw too much of my base.
JTJ said, why is Ron so fine?
I'm not in it.
No one?
No, you can scroll up.
Look!
He's right there!
A series of second honks.
Yo, take him out.
Yeah, dead ass.
I'm not controlling it.
Guys, that would be too nice to me.
You got to humble me a little.
Isolation must have on me.
I didn't see it.
It was broken to get on the end of that.
And put it only for one.
Hey, happy Carter University.
Thanks, chef.
Everyone go to Jason's set.
We should have asked Carter University.
It's my part.
It's my three years.
Oh, I didn't have a partner, bro.
You know what's crazy?
I always do Carter.
I had $800,000 on Twitch and I wasn't on it.
No fucking way.
Yeah.
You don't speak on it.
Yeah, you're like three years old.
You see from now on?
Wait, was that...
It's not work. It's work. It is.
Jason's buckled it.
What? You didn't make money on it.
No, no, no, no.
That number, that number
was to be a happy quarter anniversary, y'all.
Just getting the team even at the moment.
Thank y'all.
Appreciate that.
Come on, sir. Sal is welcome.
Hey, imagine this.
See who comes on.
90 plus five. Let me do more.
Clutch them right. Clutch them left.
Top corner. Bang.
Take south and out of here.
Spine, let's take a route.
Martinez.
Y'all that hate watching Ronaldo.
No, no, no.
You're just a lot.
I'm not.
Toys!
I want to go already.
The one where he got dropped.
He's ruining his life.
There's drama going on about...
Oh my f***!
Nice pass. Nice pass.
Oh my god, I can't reach outside anymore.
Yo, yo...
Every single brother is going to do much.
I just want to stop them. I'm not even gonna...
They never want to say a happy birthday to us.
You can't stop me, guys.
Oh no!
Oh no! Wait, that's a cat, yeah.
Is that Raphael?
Yeah.
Who is your favorite football player, actually?
Right now?
Oh yeah?
He's standing in the top.
He's on the top.
I'm not alive.
Call me Alarvra.
Call me T1, whatever it is.
Holland is actually like a nation to watch.
Yes, it is.
Would you stop him again?
Two hours ago?
Yes, sir.
Nice.
No.
He didn't have to look scary as well.
No, he does, yeah.
Imagine him running fucking 100 miles per hour.
What the fuck is that?
We're not talking?
Fuck you!
Team!
Oh my god.
It's skinny.
It's skinny, Papa, yeah.
It's skinny.
No, no.
We're not.
I see you.
It's a piece of shit.
There's only 150 calories per cup.
Holy, modeling, no one's really feeling me.
Yo, what in the p.o.p. is this?
Do you think you can have it?
I don't have it.
Nice. All houses.
All houses are so cute.
Hi, singer!
Are you fucking dumb?
That's actually me.
Oh, my.
I
When we were out with Marty, he said to go to the bathroom, but he went upstairs with a girl.
Yo, he's weird!
Yo!
Who's funny with that?
Yo, you can't go in your chat, I'm still comfortable, bro.
I'm gonna try another different look.
Odd mods, Marty.
Guys, please don't play Addicts with my friends.
So let me try to guess a quick question, not to be like the one team.
Albee has seven goals.
Nessie has seven goals.
Holland has seven goals.
Why is the percent not have seven goals?
41 team, bro.
You saw his emo today?
Yeah, he was.
Lacey, yeah.
Lacey, climbing down the stairs, helping.
I don't feel the bug.
I don't fucking feel it, bro.
Alright, how was that?
I asked him for help for four hours, but he said no.
Sixty switched him off to Lacey because I have no camera back.
You know what's over when Ron and his buddies are lost.
His buddies are lost.
Wait, is he acting on the way down?
I'm honest over T and Q.
But full behavior usually stems from a gross misunderstanding of a severe medical condition.
So y'all are calling me a slur for disabled people.
Cut.
That's a low chat.
Generally low chat.
Chat is generally low, bro.
That's generally low.
Come on, bro, we out, man.
I'm not fucking with this shit, calling me a vegetable.
I got you, bro.
I'm coming, bro.
I'm coming.
We're trying to use crutches.
No, no, no, no.
No, we're waiting.
Okay, that's how crutches work, you see?
But okay.
Okay, that's how crutches work.
Okay. Okay. Thanks, Jason.
There'll be wheels in the chat, man.
So, I don't like these nicknames.
I don't like wheels. I don't like being called veggie.
I don't like being called all that shit, dude.
My name is...
So, if they were calling you like chocolate cake or something,
you wouldn't like that?
No, you call me one of two things.
You call me Lacey or you call me King of Kettle of Assets.
It's one or the other.
There'll be wheels. Hot wheels, maybe.
Ow, fuck!
Wait, do you have your phone?
Yeah.
Careful, Dunge.
Coming down.
Okay, here, what do you want to see?
Does your leg feel better or not?
Yeah, a little bit.
How much better?
Look what I can do.
Ready?
Watch this.
A little bit of pressure.
A little bit.
A little bit of pressure on here.
What are you going to the doctor?
Wednesday.
Careful.
Where's my pillow right now?
Then you gotta re-pray the pillow.
We actually like, souls not great.
We re-praying the...
Now if you don't, they see me.
We sold, bro.
We sold.
Okay, okay.
You wanna pit stop at first?
Oh, not a bad shout actually.
Not a bad shout.
Maybe hit the snap cabinet?
Hit the snap cabinet.
Oh, it's here for you, bro.
I'll be your caretaker.
I appreciate that, man.
You know what everybody said when?
Wait, but how come what you said off-stream?
What is the off-stream?
You said that as soon as the camera is off, you're done.
Oh, what?
Let me just take my ingestess on here,
because if it's not, then I'm probably going to leave.
Oh, we're still here.
Wait, are we here?
OK, we're here.
What do you want? Anything?
Oh, oh, shit.
Give me no shit.
Busboy, I got you.
Oh, nah.
Honestly, I'm good.
Good? Yeah, I'm good.
What about this one? You want me to go and slap the camera?
Oh, shit.
Maybe a little, uh, down for a little gripper.
Little gripper.
Is it a gripper?
Oh, this?
Is there a cheese at one in there?
No.
There's one.
Yeah, cheese at the last one.
Down for a little snack.
Of course, bro.
Where you going?
Oh, outside.
Look at me.
Okay.
Um, this fits it outside anyways.
Oh, wait.
Should I just go this way?
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
It's probably smarter, huh?
Yeah, you can go out here.
No, what are you doing?
No, no, no.
You can think about it.
I gotta go up another stair.
If I go this way, it's only one stair.
No.
And it's the same.
It's the same.
You know what's not?
You know it's not
You know what I realized Jason
You're trying to look me
Holy shit, I'm flying right now
What are you doing? Jason? Jason? Jason!
Jason!
We've got to go, Will's! This way!
Wait, can you go down the hall?
I'm going down to the room, sir.
Huh?
I'm going to go down to the room.
For me, it must work.
I helped.
You're trying to malypinate me!
I'm gonna pee, I'll be back!
Yo!
Wait, wait!
I get it cause I'm in and spinning popcorn!
No! No!
Yo, we all do compound?
You gotta take the water?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm gonna lose.
I'm blocking smoking popcorn, are you kidding me?
You're trying to manipulate me.
Ha ha ha.
I see you're doing it.
Oh, I was doing this.
Oh, come on!
Come on, I gotta put a bed in.
I was late.
It's not like nobody's, uh,
It's all of it. It's all of it.
Nobody's scored because the main demolition
is not as good as everyone in time then,
and Ronaldo's watched.
They need Holland, bro.
Holland is just the greatest football player
I've never heard of ever come so fast.
You know what's the first name?
Yeah, bro.
What's that?
You think I don't know Holland's first name?
Go ahead.
Don't look at that.
Stop looking at that.
Okay.
You were going to say Holland's first name?
Yeah, tell us.
Victor.
Victor Rimbayama.
No.
You dumb piece of shit.
What is this?
What is the question?
Stop it in the chat.
You know what's the first name?
Holland's first name.
Holland's first name is Brock.
No, it's not.
It's early.
No, it's early crap, honey.
I know, next time.
Yo, biggest long-term work of- of- of- of- of men.
I know, I know.
I know.
Hey, why are we screaming?
Lillie!
Delayed?
Six minutes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
RENO!
Get back!
RENO!
No, it was coming home!
Wow!
Where's he at?
Now this is where he gets to show if he's actually through all some of them.
Roll last a minute.
There's five minutes left, bro.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, how'd this respect him a little bit?
He hit the serve.
Oh my god, that was easy.
Dude!
Now do the classic. Get a pat on the elbow, son.
anybody check on their water past that is holy fuck fed on tourists someone
check on their walk somebody please check on their walkings
they're walking crying I bet saying that Merino is gonna put a equalizer
What the fuck are you saying?
Just for the sake of the game, man.
Oh, give it to me.
Well, I'm not seeing Darren live.
You two, you two, you two.
I can talk with you, Cap.
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to read.
I made it with the boys.
Wait.
To make afterwards, man.
No, there's five minutes.
But why did they run the clock?
Yo, if we're not on scores right now,
I'll give it to the better lesson.
No, don't give up.
No, I can't watch without a prize.
We're not a sports right here. I would that has put Lacey in two pictures tonight. What?
Damn bro. Hey fuck it's in the cankoo
Oh my god
There's no
No way we're not actually going to stop him.
That's crazy.
This is the last World Cup, boys, and that's it.
We got a cool little bit of something to do.
This is the end of Ronaldo's career, and by the way, this is also the end of the go-to barrier.
Just hop into your stream to call you a loser.
I gotta get this into the leg.
Wow, Ty, that's insane, bro.
They've been taking this.
They've been getting done.
You see the young kind of cement or drags in them?
Fuck it, go!
It's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny!
It's going to be a mall!
Are you ashamed of jerseys?
For the price tag still sticking out.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah.
I go all in a say, you can't deny the facts.
I have been riding with Spain since the beginning.
He's not
Where are you going bro you got a nice nice you gotta do some you gotta do some
Baby go let's go
Please, there's my dog!
Amanda, I'll tell you, I'll get your frog more inside.
It's over.
You better be a little more confused.
Yeah, he's not signed your door down on this book.
He signed my shirt.
I did it.
My dog is gonna start crying, bro.
I'm not starting crying.
What's with him?
Hey, actually, we're gonna edit the repair.
See, I don't understand this, when you have no time,
like, we're just gonna rush here.
I mean they should watch the things they got to find a whole year
It's over
Someone dead I'll check on there
Oh
I think it's time though, wow.
Oh god, I didn't want to describe.
Nairie!
Ronaldo, save your legacy!
This is over with man!
They're gonna call it.
I think it was gonna be like 30 more seconds.
Yeah, probably.
Oh my god
Oh my god, you fucking oh my god
My god, why is he gripping them?
Give him a thank you
It'll be run out
Please
What a chance.
Oh my god.
I would have scored that.
That's like, look at that.
Oh my god.
That's it.
That's the last chance.
Wow.
That's GG.
Yeah, they're going to call it.
All right.
Well, let me give them an extra like 10-6.
No, part of it is a one or two though.
No, I think they're going to call it.
They could call it right here or?
Nearly.
Wow.
This is my holo.
This is actually my holo's greatest holo.
This is very sad watching the replay.
Wait, how many ghosts of Nautilus are there on top?
Wow!
Speeds cry.
It's fucked up.
Wow.
They're gonna call it.
You got like 10 seconds, bro.
Wow.
They need one more attack.
If you don't color my hair, they're not gonna go forward!
They're not gonna allow the attention if they don't move.
Why don't they go forward?
Passive forward!
Are you retarded?
Brother!
I'm not gonna lie.
Give Ronaldo a penalty!
It's over.
You know, you see how much time they're giving them?
They're giving them fucking...
They want Ronaldo to win this.
Oh my god, oh my god
Is it a corner?
But it's a free kick they can whip this in. No, this will be cinnamon
They're thinking ahead of right here. Oh my god. I don't read the chat. I read the chat as you know what he said
No, I read the chat. I read the chat. I read the chat bro. That's the boy you're looking at
Come on
Last opportunity to save her not as late
Oh my god
Actually, dude, no way he's actually like
Let's go
Baby go
Let's go
My god, not the law bro. It's thanks my country my I pro that's the goal right there
I can't lie message to go
What?
Well, I think the auto is the best.
The auto is retired.
That's sad, but I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, is that his retirement or is that his last one?
That's his last one, go.
Is he retired?
Is he gonna retire?
No, I think he's gonna retire, but...
Wow.
I mean, that's solidified.
No, no, no, no!
Oh, look how sad he is.
Oh, no, he's gonna get put in an attitude as he said where he at.
That's solidified, dude.
Let me give him all the best in the world.
Let me give him all the best.
I got you, right there.
All of the best.
Wow.
I think those...
Oh my gosh, they're gonna say a little ass kick for Ronaldo, but...
No, no, no!
Yeah, he looks so sad!
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.
Don't blame yourself, Ronaldo.
Ronaldo, blame me.
Blame me.
Put the camera on the media mode, though.
I'm not seeing his reaction.
Why?
Oh my god, I actually can't believe it.
But, no, it's not.
That's kinda crazy.
It's like...
It's like, you know...
Would it just be mad at you?
No, please don't laugh at me a lot.
The fact that you're standing up celebrating
when one of the greatest moments of life
is over here just ended and you're over here happy
is like some sort of respect for the world.
I'm so sorry.
Let it make me go.
I'm so sorry.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm so sorry.
We can celebrate afterwards.
Yeah.
We're all pain fans here.
We're watching the world.
We're all sorry.
You sit down.
That's one of the greatest to ever do it right there.
I'm going to be so disrespectful.
I'm sorry.
I just wish someone could take you out, bro.
What?
The medium all in spain.
They able to move on.
I can't think of an auto-packing item.
Hey, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Hey, what are you talking about?
Oh, my God.
The medium.
The cameras, the cameras.
Oh, no.
I had to begin like that.
No, boss.
No.
Bro, you see, Dave Martin was crying.
I had a camera start on my face when I lost.
I don't give a fuck.
See, if I'm on the auto here, I'm like fooling the end.
No weird shit.
Like, bro.
You're acting like you're going to retire and see it.
I know another World Cup.
Yeah.
I know another World Cup.
So what, though?
To lose again?
What?
I mean, I'll be honest.
I think he could go to another World Cup.
He's gonna be 45 in a World Cup.
Yeah, but no, but it's poor school.
If he just stays healthy like they'll still die.
I know, he's hurting his legacy.
He's just retired.
Yeah, you know what the worst part is?
They're gonna use this year.
Like 2026 is like an edit thing, bro.
Like, the wrongs gonna retire soon.
Ronaldo's gonna retire soon.
And you know what the worst part is?
They're gonna use this year.
Like 2026 is like an edit thing, bro.
Like, the wrongs gonna retire soon.
Ronaldo's gonna retire soon.
Like 2026 is like an edit, man.
Bro, like,
those dudes are wrong, he's gonna retire soon.
Ronaldo's gonna retire soon.
They've made a nod to the break before that,
like, bro, this is like the saddest thing they did.
What time did you get us fucked?
It takes five, six, seven, eight,
what's the date, what's the date, what's the date?
Three hours.
Four, three hours.
Sounds like we gotta make some shit shake once.
You know what happens in an hour?
But like, I don't think that everybody
would have matched the size of my coach,
I don't even watch football like that, but I'll let you know.
Seeing someone just so good just go away, man.
What are you just saying?
I'm pretty sure you wanted to see Predator go home.
Nah, bro.
You're sick in the head.
I don't know what the fuck is the meaning of all of Jersey.
I'm not even...
I'm not that sad, but, you know...
They just had to see...
They just had to force you into the thing, bro.
You can't even remember something from the beginning.
You know, someone like Darren Watkinsville, who's the enemy team's host,
at least oh wait, can we get a checkup on Derrick Walker's real quick?
what a legend man
Derrick?
I don't know
bros, bro Derrick's crying
Derrick here comes here
oh no
they're all waiting, you're gonna wake them up to feel that for video?
oh no, every single one of them is getting their ideas, they're giving respect
Oh my God, he's drunk!
I played a lot better than I used to.
Oh, don't try to switch up now, bro.
You literally wanted this.
I mean, bro, you're sitting in a winning team,
but they seem...
We're not applied, but...
You're so good.
Like, I named myself after him, bro.
I think Spain is a better opponent for TUS.
I agree, but I would agree with that.
Now, easier beat.
Yo, how do I tell y'all, please, if U.S. has evened it-
AHH!
Yo, all this stuff is something you can't buy in us, the same as you.
Mr. Larkin's fucking store.
No, it's whole career, you never want to look up.
You would never have accomplished it, and he's one of the greatest in such a public society.
You already chanted USA?
Do we ought to go to game?
All the same?
USA?
Give us Spain!
USA, give us France, we're ready.
Give us Spain, give us France, give us Argentina, give us anybody!
We got it obviously.
He also knows respect, he's having so many opportunities.
What is he doing?
Notice how there's a shadow following him?
Because he's holding himself.
Hiding on the back side, you did good.
Who's body is that?
Holy shit!
That guy's sexy.
They ate a big class of them.
Look at the main Yammel Brown.
How many ghosts did Bernardo have in the one class?
3
How many mountains?
2
We're all in
Everything you could to keep us to you
Are you serious?
I was asking you
2
Oh my god United States versus L.A.J.
L.A.J.
I know that here is going to be good bro
I'm so high for you L.A.J.
We know who's our money's on man right boys?
L.A.J. is much more than what's coming
I'm going in that was the way L.A.J.
L.A.J.
L.A.J. Norway versus England
I'm actually, I'm a hate watch the fuck out of England
I'm not so into it
I'm not alive because they took out F snow, I got a roof for Norway.
I'm a Mexican brother to the chat man.
I'm a US A.U. man.
I'm not a K&T.
How many teams back?
Oh my god.
We're still on Marlin, we're on second.
Wait, the US has better...
It's better to win.
Can't you hear it?
I feel like Valogin should be in the face of the US.
now you should be you should be
soccer
like a speed is crying
so essentially it's a thousand and seventy seven
in the world
is he actually
we all got it we all got it
seventy seven
seventy five
that's our goal
77 overall.
Stop.
Okay, man.
This world cup will be proving 701 of the greatest players in this whole tournament.
Great.
Okay, I don't believe it.
No, that's one thing.
No, he has more goals than Ronaldo.
He has more goals than the Pellumino Law.
He has more goals than...
Yeah, stop spinning the C-word.
Stop spinning the C-word, please.
Oh my God.
My money canes.
You just free-fired.
I see some of these.
I'm not going to come.
He's not even our best player.
Malik is our best player.
You're standing in the C-word, though.
The best player the player the player who deserves the
The farthest Norway has ever been
Example
You understand the chance?
I'll get the US!
This guy wants another edit so bad, bro.
Holy shit, you're not making me, bro.
You're not getting a fuck-ass edit, bro.
Yo, bro, wrap this shit up!
I'm not tired, I'm not tired.
What an example of nothing.
What the hell is this?
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Yo, can I ask football fans why they need that?
I said give out a sprint, and then they put a dude
in a army cost to walk in with like scary music.
What do you mean by the dictator?
I don't fucking respect, buddy.
That's your fucking daddy, understand?
I can't wait!
I can't wait. I can't wait so USA beats Belgium today.
And then they come back to LA and they beat Spain in LA.
You must have got a good chance of going to the final night.
I know what you do. Spain does not look that good.
What you got, Darren? I'm deaf, Darren's mine.
I fucking heard you, buddy.
I have a vacation.
I'm not even kidding. This is my prediction. Alright? As a true football fan, I'll tell you guys about my prediction.
I'll put it on for you. England versus Norway. Norway wins.
This is a prevent game.
Spain? I'll put it on for Spain, bro.
Of course, it's Brazilian.
I wish Brazil would be good.
I don't think Belgium's gonna win.
Wait a minute, what way?
Then, USA versus Spain. I got Spain.
I got this video.
That's crazy.
Achouette, stop!
France!
Bro, here's what's gonna happen.
France is gonna end up winning more of these games.
You can't beat a king?
Come on, just chat! England doesn't even play today, stop spinning kings!
Damn, bro.
Ron, your bone knowledge is actually top tier.
You can see what people respect you and look up to you.
Hey, bro.
Bip, bip, bip!
This is a large piece of...
Okay, let's do it.
Let's see if it's open and let's see who don't go.
No!
I bet.
It's very easy.
You got to ask them questions.
Wait, wait, wait.
I mean all of them.
You got to ask questions, you know the answer.
No, someone asks questions like,
why do you pull up like a football person?
You know the answer.
No, that's a no.
No, that's a good answer.
Should I ask all of them?
You should ask.
I'm gonna ask them the easiest questions of all time.
Both of them are easy questions.
No chat, no chat.
I can name one player on the phone.
Hey, no chat, I'm gonna give you a call on that.
I'm having a question, and no coffee.
Oh yeah, sure, I forgot my chat.
I know ball, bro.
I know ball, I know the chat.
I know the chat, I know the chat.
It's gonna be the most basic question ever.
I bet, I bet.
Wait, how do I do this?
Raise your hand if you can't.
I don't know if you can.
We're gonna go, how do I wanna do this?
Y'all wanna go one more time?
Bro, how do we just do it?
Okay.
Mr. Knight.
Each person can only answer one top like get one answer before the other people go yeah, everything is in the
He's locked up your answer. No, I would never look this guy. I'm past you. I probably have the most ball knowledge
Super simple what is messy's first name?
No
They're wrong he said it first so one point let's
Since y'all want to know you say so much right
Never they never did they never qualified
What is Bellingham's first name?
uh flow flow dude flow wait up flow flow flow is they gave us flow it's flow
okay i'm gonna give you this
flow flow flow
you follow his fear mystery if i saw it on the side
oh right one point one point zero okay
oh flow whatever
he said jude bella gun by the way
haha yo what teams name me two teams then name our play for two brazil uh in spain
PC, PC, and Barcelona.
Come on, ladies. Not even a fucking answer for it.
What?
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't know, bro. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna play some Brazil.
In other words, Brazil.
Don't redo World Cup teams.
Don't redo World Cup, please.
We know we're doing all of them all.
You wanna do World Cup?
World Cup, please.
No, we're not. We're just checking out the next question.
Give me
The most legendary player on Belgium's national team run out. You know
He's playing right now
Kevin the point
Kevin the right place fucking football. I know Bob. Oh, I'm a ball. No, I do this
So I don't like I really
I mean super fucking simple are y'all ready like super fucking simple. What club team? Hear me out club team
Not a nationality. Yeah, it's a little me man. Let me know my place
That is so easy, bro. Uh, Spain, Argentina. It's our leader. It's another competition
You're out for a second
I mean this is like the low slow. All right. Let's start with a chair right you know I'm saying I'm a let's do
Name me a player that has played with Christian Ronaldo every arm of it. Okay, anything. Oh, you want to go first?
Yeah
Any player yeah through history what's the origin?
When he played around Madrid,
Hazard. Name me a team.
Hazard.
Bro.
Okay, um, me?
Ron Adina.
Pick me. Pick me.
Ron Adina. Pick me.
Pick me.
Hazard. Did he not?
Not at all.
Tiffany!
What the fuck is Tiffany?
Tiffany. New Zealand legend.
Wrong.
He's a...
They're telling me I'm right.
I'm not. I think Ron's right.
How'd you know that?
I know has
Wait, was that the same time he not play with it?
Next question next question next question. All right, I gotta be easier than that. Yeah, holy shit. Okay, name me um
I need you here. Okay one. We need you here. Oh, we're going back. Okay. I got you
No, let's just keep naming it till we give up name one junior. Okay one round
I was gay too.
But, Lace, give me one more.
I was gay.
What's his actual name?
Okay, one more.
What's his actual name?
That's man.
Come on, you know it.
You know it.
Ronaldo, bro.
Come on.
You know it.
He's real name?
Oh, Ronald D.D.
Oh, bro.
I said that.
It is.
It's fucking Ronaldo.
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
It's the next question, bro.
Next question.
I'm the host.
I got three.
I'm the host.
No, you took my suit.
Yeah, but you
Let's do questions that only one person know who won the World Cup fortnight
Oh, yeah
I'm talking about basic. I'm fucking who in what position is called in gold like what is it?
Goalkeeper no, it's a goalkeeper
Okay, now I'm talking about the potato tomato motherfucker.
No it's not.
Let's get it.
Now you got the knowledge brown to it.
No, they don't know this shit.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Go.
Name me all the four positions in the defensive line.
Okay, so first you have defense.
You should be.
I'm going mid.
You have center back.
Linebacker.
Hey, you have center back.
Center back.
Okay, that's one.
Center mid.
Nope, run.
OK, center back.
You have a hook, wing.
Nope, right wing, left wing.
Let's back, right back.
Center back.
Come on, bro.
Give us easier ones.
No.
Put a couple of people in line.
You know something, bro.
I need something to play for.
There's the most basic shit.
Put a couple in line.
OK.
Now you're not going to do that.
OK.
I have no ball, bro.
So, OK.
I'm not.
That's pretty nice to the finish.
No, give me some of this, bro.
What?
Don't say it, because you know already know this, please.
Okay, what club like what team did Namor and Messi play together for years?
What club don't listen over and what team did Messi and Namor play for four years now?
Namor Junior
You don't fuck
I never play together.
True question.
We never play together.
Yeah, actually, let's get it.
Twice.
But what's the most legendary one?
I see Marcelo now.
Ooh!
That's ball and knowledge.
I don't know how you got it.
That's good.
I know.
I got ball and knowledge questions.
But for you?
For you?
He guessed.
He just told me he guessed.
OK, I'm using it.
I'm going to see my notes.
All right, look at me, question.
Give you a specific answer.
Yes, everyone.
You said Miami, bro.
Who said a city?
I'll pick you to YouTube.
OK.
Jay, it sounded easy.
No, give me something that's raw.
True or not a watcher?
True or not a watcher.
You want him or not a watcher?
Okay.
But I know him though.
Where in the world?
Just in the world.
Portugal.
Does he play right now?
What's he for?
Oh, easy.
Well, what?
The country.
I know the country.
I say it or not.
Portugal.
Yeah, Portugal.
But what club does he play for?
Well, he just played, was that Miami stadium?
Yeah.
He plays for Saudi Arabia.
Yeah, I knew that.
No, I knew that.
I don't got it.
I knew that.
You knew that.
Like
You don't get this right you jump I'm throwing you fucking understand you understand you understand
Let's give him the most
You got it all the time.
But no one else has it though.
OK.
I'm going to pull it out.
I won the World Cup last World Cup.
Oh my god.
You won the World Cup.
Oh, won the fucking World Cup four years ago.
You think you can get me, bro?
It was Argentina.
Yeah.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
It should have been France.
I mean, how did it end?
Let's see a messy scored a hat trade, but in Bob A scored a better one. That's all I'm gonna say. Okay now
That's good. That's good. That's because okay food won the euros. Do you know what a euros?
What money
Money
One euros money. You want money for fucking what?
One the euros
Who won the euro?
Okay, well based on everyone who's playing it at based on how everyone played the euros. I mean you have you know
I'm saying the euros
Well, you know what?
Japan
Yo, what is the difference between the yours in the World Cup? I'm not gonna. What the euros is
Euro okay world cup is every four years and it's the world cup. It's every team
The heroes is your kids.
Good job! Good job!
Good job!
That's actually a little sporty though.
I love to say it a lot.
Look at me.
A little cupcake, man.
One more question for you to get right.
Let me sit down.
Sit down. Sit by the chair.
I'm just trying to think. Okay, give me another. Who's your other player?
Um...
Come on back!
You like Holland, right?
What club does he play for? What do you think he's playing for?
Oh, it's easy for him to play for each of you.
That's the national or the state?
It's country and it's fan city.
Yo, why would you answer for him?
I'll answer for him.
I knew it.
I knew that.
Okay, there's name city, right?
Name city.
Who is their right, quote unquote, rival of all time?
In the same city, come on.
Alright, and Chester.
Manchester.
United.
Yes!
Not you yet.
Yes!
I'm trying to get a good decision.
I'm trying to get some horse shit, bro.
I got some horse shit?
That's my no.
That's not me and me, Jason.
That's my no.
Okay, but if they get it wrong, they're going to pull, bro.
Yeah.
What?
No, we get everything right, bro.
Okay, Jake.
United, United!
Jake, it's not even ballnize.
You should know this, bro.
You should actually know this.
What does MSN stand for?
MSNC, recording black ops 2 is the third SMG.
Messi, end of sentence, Messi, Suarez, Neymar.
Come on!
That's not right, that's not right.
You should know that.
You should know that, okay?
Why is that not right, what I said?
I don't even know that.
I don't even know that shit.
Lucky BZ asked questions.
You knew that shit?
Yeah.
Okay, what's this?
What's the largest shit?
What club does Christian fucking post his play for, bro?
United States of America.
Oh, fucking BZ, bro.
Captain America, bro, come on.
Captain America, Captain America, where are you from?
Yes, me.
USA! USA! Where does he play? Yes, you.
He plays for, um, in-interm...
in-term mind.
I... yeah. Get in the fucking pool.
Get him in the pool, bro!
Say, get him in the pool.
Get him in the pool!
Drown him!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, well, I can't go anywhere.
Come on, please, please, please, please.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't...
I actually can't, I actually can't, I actually can't...
I gotta get away!
Oh, my leg, my leg, my leg!
Is this stupid stuff?
I got going... where, where, where?
I don't know, you can't look before I'm gonna fall on my leg.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
What are you doing?
No, no, no, no.
You're not actually fucking, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm not.
No, no, no.
It's gonna fuck you.
That's how you do it.
No, no, it's just gonna put pressure on his leg.
Is it?
Not a good idea.
Good job.
I said you pick him up and just throw him in.
I can't sweep him.
Or you just splash him water bottle in his face.
No, no, no, no, no, neither, neither.
His ass has got to go in the pool.
I can't.
Bro, put him in the pool.
You said you were gonna throw him in the pool.
I know.
I can't use my legs to hold it, give me a sec.
What?
This is disgusting.
This is like...
Oh my god.
Oh god, get the sh** off me.
So that's your bottom of the barrel.
That's not a bottom of the barrel.
Alright, give me some sh**.
Bro, I have a hot take.
I actually think I have better ball of knowledge than Orchax.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I said bro, the chat has no ball of knowledge.
He can Google every question.
Yeah, they Google every question like chat name one player
Something I don't feel on
I know this I know Bob. Are you not bad. You're not bad. Okay. Um, you ever play FIFA you never play FIFA
Wait chat
Yeah, he don't even know ball himself.
Alright, let me ask a question. Let me ask you a question.
You don't even know ball?
I don't know the question. You'll be able to answer.
I bet.
Okay.
What club is represented in the country that won the World Cup in 2008?
Oh my God!
Wait, what?
I know this one!
What's that question?
Wait, say it again. Say it again.
That was four years old. I don't fucking know this one.
What club represents the country that won the World Cup in 2008?
What club? What the fuck are you talking about?
Nah, bro. Let's skip that.
No answer answer answer I was for and what do you mean what?
Who's the greatest Swedish player of all time?
Okay, no. Hey guys. That's what that's what trick question. There was no world cup
You guys don't know ball. I wasn't a fucking question. You guys
Okay, how about I got you with the greatest
Arsenal player of all time
subjective
They have a big
No, it's
The thing is you have you know, I know I'm not glad you if you really think about it
Of course, I don't know this. It's gotta be it's gotta be Harry Kane
No
You can't I'm not against it. I don't know
Was a forward
Oh Henry!
Why are you just wearing that?
Oh you're a cheatery?
I'm a jersey!
Oh my god!
What a high note! Cause I remember KSI talking about it.
Oh yeah?
I'm not just going to leave you as my answer hard question, but please, can you do something?
But these ones, you don't even know that he's...
I'll sit here all day.
I just want another one, bro.
No, but he doesn't even know that I'm a cheater.
I do, I promise.
We're not a fucking plate.
It's so easy.
Center mid.
He's drunk.
He's a striker.
No, I'm not a striker.
He's a striker.
He's a bunny boomer.
All right, now let me try.
Let's do a World Cup question.
Stop tearing apart my shade.
Yo, what nationality has Vinny Jr. played for?
What nationality has he played for?
In what country?
Brazilian.
Okay.
Where does Judo get played?
Nationality.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, he's fucking out of that.
He didn't know.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Since you're the fucking top dog, let me start asking you NFL questions that you won't
know shit.
We're not talking about NFL.
That's what I thought.
It's the World Cup, bro.
The World Cup.
Let's go World Cup questions.
Who knows the details?
What?
You should still know your brain cells for fun.
Like a hunk.
Wait.
Oh, I thought that.
You know, you just have to fire or something.
Come on, bro.
You're gonna get it.
Come on bro, one wrong, two for two!
Check, give me a question to ask Marlon!
Yeah, we need a question to ask Marlon, bro.
Oh hey bro, come on, I'm here!
See what happens when I answer two for two, it's quiet!
It's fucking quiet!
Name me another player that's not in Bapuon's French team.
What's the name of that?
One other player, one other player.
You think you don't know this?
One other player.
Come on, so smart!
You know this, bro.
One other player.
So you want to name one what?
Francis team?
And another French player.
Well, I mean, I saw it six times each time.
Yeah!
Another French player on the French...
Ah, problem.
Christian Colson.
Starts with a D.
Christian.
Starts with a D.
My homie.
Starts with a D.
I met it.
My homie.
Starts with a D.
My homie.
Karen Watkins.
Oh, bro.
Wrong D.
No, no, no.
What's Jason's favorite player?
My favorite...
for England. Come on. You don't even know this, bro. That's with him. Oh, yes. No, you
actually dubbed him, bro. Maybe I'm a larp. I did not dub him. I'm starting to think that
I'm a larp. I don't know, bro. What do you mean? LeBron James technically speaking.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna let you know. He told you LeBron James in your ear, and
You said, who played the NBA in the zone?
The Brown James.
You were right.
The shit.
You're right.
You're trying to trick me.
You're trying to fucking trick me.
You want me to go to fucking pool?
I'm not going to go to fucking pool.
Answer me.
I'm answering everything right here.
Who was the top ghost for last year's and last work up?
It's true.
Yeah.
Moppe is the prince who never got crowned king.
No, I actually didn't play anymore.
Oh yeah, that's right.
But to me, he was a king.
Okay.
Who has the record for most girls in a year and what year was it and how many goals are you fucking what and like what?
Okay, I'll just say that's a trick record for most goals in a year. It was the record was 91
91 goals
So, bro, okay, who was the most goals of all time right now, Ronaldo
Who won the 2010 World Cup?
2010 World Cup?
Sweden.
No.
Brazil.
You got a box now.
Brazil, right?
Brazil?
No, 2010 World Cup was 2010 World Cup Italy?
Europe!
Dude, we have the same ball knowledge!
You're a big Messi fan, right? You ever been a Messi fan?
Okay, what was the name of Messi's childhood club?
Well, it was Barcelona.
No, Newell's first club.
Oh, my gosh!
It was a Newell's first club.
You're a fucking fraud!
You're on this slide.
He was a fucking kid.
Four years old.
The Newell's first club.
Barcelona's first club, man!
Yo, he's a lawyer.
No, Barcelona is a...
I know that!
How the fuck are you born in Europe?
Super simple before messy broke it this year who had the record for most goals in World Cups
In World Cups in World Cup history in World Cups who had the record what do you mean of all time?
Do you mean in one or have the most?
Who is it you look at that you dumb
All time
Yeah, you don't even know who this player is.
All the time. Do I know this player?
I hope so.
Yeah, I would hope if you're not a player.
Do you know this player?
I don't consider myself a footballer.
Do you know this player?
I saw like a list.
Stop, stop, stop.
He played for Germany.
Oh my god, do you know any Germans?
Some Muslim?
These guys are fraud.
No, that's his name.
That's his name.
No, close it.
I'm not gonna throw him in the pool.
I'm gonna throw him in the pool.
Hey bro, you're dead after all.
Give me that one.
Okay.
Which player is the only footballer to have won the UEFA Champions League with three different clubs?
Is it a UEFA player?
Is that fucking Fortnite?
That's a Champions League with three different clubs?
Oh my god, what do you say?
He's the only player to do it.
Even I know this, bro.
We got the same ball now.
I don't know what it's shit, bro.
You what, actually?
Okay, how about you both say it by number three?
No.
On a heat resonance.
Not yet, I guess.
Yo, he keeps reading chat.
I don't know who he is, dude.
He's gonna be a team.
He wants to talk.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey, don't look at chat, that ass.
I'm not looking at chat, yo.
Chat, give me questions, give me questions.
Um, okay, hold on, uh, okay.
I don't know if this is subjective,
But who is Barcelona's best goalkeeper?
Barcelona's best goalkeeper?
Of all time?
I don't know, it's just a crowd.
All the time?
OK, there's a question in the question.
OK, I'll go.
I do facts, do facts.
Dad, if you're asking a question in my chat,
put an answer out.
I do a Manchester United best goalkeeper,
because I'm a man United fan.
Bonneza, yeah, I was first.
Well, that is pretty good.
No, it's the gay, bro.
OK, that's easy.
Come on, bro.
I don't even know if this is you.
Who is the goalie who played for ALK and was in the world cup?
ALK?
A-I-K maybe?
A-I-K?
What are you talking about?
That's okay.
That's an animal.
Yo, check.
Come on.
We're locked in.
That's the goalie.
We got 50 million followers.
You should probably just ask Rob.
Just be like, they look easy.
Give me 10.
You said some good questions.
I'm fucking full.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is easy.
It's already easy.
and who did he play for?
The re-world cubs?
The re-world cubs.
This is so easy.
I see this.
Wrong.
The re-world cubs.
He did play for them.
I know that!
Messy.
No, I thought it was still.
The re-world cubs.
It's not him.
It's Brazil.
No, it's Germany.
Brazil's the national.
It's Germany, right?
Wrong.
Brazil can name the player.
This is the point if you name the player.
Right here.
You're wrong already.
Neymar Jr. the third.
There's the next one.
There's another one.
Ronello.
Wrong.
That's Pele.
Pele, the board fucker, man.
Oh, it's Pele.
More or less.
Zero, zero, zero, zero.
Come on, come on.
Which nation has lost the most World Cup finals?
Everyone who didn't win.
The finals.
Lost the...
France.
Wrong.
Italy.
Wrong.
Germany.
It's Germany.
Yo, can you shut the fuck up?
You're alarm, I'm gonna hear it.
Thank God you're good, Germany.
Yeah, you're right, you're wrong.
I knew it.
Oh!
I didn't mean to do that.
No way, give it to me.
What?
What is happening?
Wait, Chad's saying it's not.
Chad's saying it's the Netherlands.
What?
Oh, the Netherlands made it to the final round.
I must have been.
Well, the only time I went to the Netherlands
is to go, there's late at night,
there's just red light.
I didn't do it at night.
I went there, yo.
OK, wait, that's a good question.
Which player has the most assists of all time?
Oh my god, you're a bitch!
What do you do? What is he doing?
What is he doing? What is he doing?
One zero, one zero, one zero, one zero, one zero, go ahead
Okay, there's something, someone said this will prove their ball knowledge
Who is the top scorer in Premier League history?
Sierra Leagues, fuck outta here, man
Messi
Cristiano Ronaldo
Ronaldo
Messi
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I can't answer this
Top, Cristiano Ronaldo
Premier League history
Top, the top scorer
Premier League
Premier League history
Hey, Bobbie
Wrong
Are you fucking with me?
Shakira, Shakira.
Alan Shearer.
Oh, fuck.
Alan fucking Shearer.
Alan Lan, Shearer.
All right, that's a good question.
That's a good question.
OK.
Who was the youngest player to score in a World Cup?
Me.
Oh, in a World Cup?
Oh, it just happened, I think.
Fuck, I don't know his name.
I don't know his name.
He's 16.
I don't know his name.
He's 16.
I saw it.
The youngest is 16.
Uh, and drink wrong. No, I don't know. I don't know. It's the Mexican gift. Hello
What 17? I swear they said some shit this world
Super simple who has won the most balloon doors. Oh
That was the same. That was the same time.
Okay.
We all got the same time.
It's like so annoying. Why are we all getting the same time?
It's like frustrating.
What's an off-side of an opinion?
Hold on, hold on.
Belling doors.
Who scored the fastest hat-trick in the Premier League history?
Messi. Sierra Leone.
I don't want to hear it till we finish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe so assless fucking precious quick
I'm calling person three five. Yeah, first one. Who has the most golden boots?
And Bob a
I said it first golden boots
Chris, I don't know
Everything are you fucking crazy?
What was it Holland? It's a puppy. It's a puppy. It's done
Hello, it's messy
Is that a fact?
I'm pretty sure that's a chess game.
Oh, God.
Oh, it's Vessi.
Oh, God.
Oh, Vessi.
Who was the left back for Barcelona during the prime time?
Like, what, like, what are you talking about?
I know it.
Daniela.
I don't know.
It's, uh, it's not with the eyes.
It's not with the eyes.
You just looked at your chat.
I swear to God, I didn't look.
You just had your phone up.
No, no, no, start with what I write. I see it's like it is something I
Fuck this is name inertia, bro. I don't know his name. I'm right. I he's bald
Oh, he's got bad hair cut. It's it's it's
Marlin they're asking if you're a large large or not when I finish it
Yes, the brown tripping
Locust search up the question. They need to have it. Who has the most champion league titles what like a team wise? Yes
Man I did it. Wait. No, it's not
What the question said no, you're just wrong. Let's give an answer. He's already fucked up. It was Madrid. I said that
Oh, yeah, let me name every club until I get it right
Who scored five goals in nine minutes one time wait rescue nine minutes no
Jude belly are nine no
Maybe actually I don't know it was Robert Lewandowski
Who the whole Lewandowski, bro?
I don't know, I would have never guessed that.
Wait, I was close.
Who has the record for most Premier League goals in one season?
Sierra Lea.
Kira Reeves.
No.
Chris, I don't know.
No.
No, no answer, don't answer.
I don't know.
Most, most, wait, what was the question?
What was the question?
Most goals?
What was the most goals in Premier League history?
100!
Let me think, let me think.
She's right.
Thank you, sir.
Bro, no, he's just a wager.
I have to get it.
1-1-1.
Bro!
Okay.
If you answer, you can't answer again.
No, man, he doesn't know!
I didn't do it in the first place.
No, your pass one didn't count.
It's 0-0-1 still.
Oh, alright.
You're not gonna win this one.
BAM!
You're not gonna keep this.
Yo, you're a fucking fraud!
I didn't get it, bro.
I'm gonna throw you in the pool.
Stop!
I'm gonna throw you in the pool.
What am I gonna throw?
I'm gonna throw you in the pool.
You better check.
You know what's crazy?
And you thought and they're mad that I'm catching up. Okay, so if you're a football fan, you should know this question
Who is famous for the hand of God?
How many champions leagues has Ronaldo won
Five.
Oh, no, he's got all the balls.
It's over.
We're about to pour coal.
We're about to pour the bomb off.
What is the name of the player that broke the Ronaldo Messi Belon d'Or streak?
What's the player?
The player named who broke the Ronaldo and Messi Belon d'Or streak.
Mbappe.
Kershan Pulsik.
Bill Billi?
Nope.
Hazel?
Nope.
I was actually my next guest. Who started as a left back and sold the world record back
in 2013? Who does he speak fucking English? Okay, who has the most premier league assists
in one season.
Can I bring it?
Nope.
One season?
One season.
Kevin Macal.
The most Premier League assist in one season.
Kevin Macal?
De Bruyne.
No.
Let me give a false look.
No.
Most assist in one season.
I don't know.
I get it.
Next question.
I'm not going to chat while the chat is answering these questions fast.
Well, the chat knows more than all the...
Well, well, well.
Here we go.
It's Bruno.
Bruno Morgan.
Oh, my God.
He just had it in.
United Legend, bro.
Are you trying to join his cleanser or not?
What?
I was talking about a good one.
Come on, bro, give us all a little bit.
I have three to have one.
Can you give us a hard one?
Is this our locker room?
A hard one?
Yeah, I got you.
OK.
I have three to have one.
OK.
What team did Ronaldo score his famous bicycle kick against?
I watched his one take time.
I am in what tournament?
I watched his one take time.
Oh, no, no, I ain't lying.
I don't remember, bro.
I saw this one.
Well, it was a time to sweep.
Yes.
It was like, it was on.
Where is he?
He was on...
He was on Athletical Madrid.
Is that one team?
He looked at Chad, bro!
He got it!
He got one!
He was on the team to pronounce the name!
I know!
Next question.
I don't even know this is a valid question.
do you need to get a star?
You need a star?
That's a question.
Oh, you need two.
I don't know.
Is that a thing?
You need a star, bro.
Like, what?
I don't know.
You need to get...
You see how you're...
That's a yes.
You need to win the World Cup to get a star.
I saw him kiss the wall.
Um...
Who is the best player of all time that played for Man United?
Bro, what?
You're not gonna...
No, it's not the best player of all time.
What?
It's not the best player of all time.
Who's the best player that played for Man United over the last five years?
Oh, it's not her.
Yeah.
I got that.
I want to say Robin Van Persen.
You're too far.
No, no, no.
That doesn't count.
It's not a subjective question.
No, we're not.
That's subjective.
Yeah, I'm not a third of the question.
Wait, you really need the jet same.
No, no, no.
Hold on, hold on.
That's subjective.
Can you use the harbor?
Um, okay.
What club did Barcelona sign Ronaldinho from since Marlin's over not Ronaldinho came I'm gonna be honest you should know this
No way you don't know this I think I know this
I swear to god I have to.
Okay, can I make a guess?
No, you know.
Let's leave the phone right there.
Let Marlon answer.
Fuck off.
Let Marlon answer even the fool.
What?
Santos.
No, PSG.
I knew it.
I actually knew it.
I just can't even guess because y'all just call me cheater.
It's just like unfun.
You have to do it.
You have to wait.
I'll give you a point.
You have to.
2-3-1.
One.
Let's go.
I'm not cheating, I'm not cheating, I'm cheating.
I'm cheating, they fucking, they what?
May God disable them.
Okay, this should be pretty simple.
How many teams are competing in the 2026 World Cup?
60, 60, 60.
Oh, they up to this year.
68.
Oh, fuck, up to this year.
Right?
65.
No, no, because 67 is the Cap of Eradea.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
66.
No, it can't be 69.
42?
48.
Ah, fuck!
Everybody's wrong.
Cabo Verde was number 67, I thought.
I swear to God.
Am I sure?
OK, what player?
What player wore number 10 in Barcelona before Messi?
Before Messi?
Yes.
Fucking.
Well, I didn't know him.
Yes.
I knew that word, also.
Oh my god.
I literally boxed it or not, I didn't know him.
Come, come, come, come.
I'll be honest with you, bro.
I knew that one by myself.
Yo, are you proud of yourself?
That's cool.
I'm so proud of myself, that's cool.
Yes!
One more question, one more question.
Last turn, last turn now.
You're a good teamer, bro.
I bet, I bet, I bet.
Another thing Marlon should know this.
This one's hard. Which Portuguese team has two Champions League
and two Europe leagues?
Which Portuguese team has one?
has two Champions Leagues and two Euroleagues.
Uh, this one?
Porto.
Here's the end of the chat, bro.
Sorry, this one.
Porto.
Wait, wait, wait.
76ers predicted to cut ties with Joelle and B.
Bro, nobody give a fuck about the NBA right now, man.
What about Joelle and B?
Mr. Trusco process? Even I know that.
Come on, bro.
I don't know Porto, but you look that you literally pulled up this fucking phone
Hey, yeah, fuck Ben Simmons. Yes. Yes one. He's doesn't want to list
Okay
Who has the most goals and assists?
Who has the most goals and assists in one from your league season
Goals and assists and one from your league season
You're burning it.
Nessie.
No.
What do you mean messy and primitively?
Bro, lie to me.
Can you give me a hint?
I feel like I'm right there.
Unless this person lied about who it was.
Is that what I was saying?
I should go to the ball and be where this here.
Chats work and the chat's saying messy,
but no, they're markers.
It was Mosalla.
Oh, Mosalla?
Bro, you should test like celebrations.
Like, who does this celebration?
What is this?
Since you've asked questions from Marlon,
What is the farthest in Asian country has in people's world cut what country was it wrong?
North Korea and how far did they go?
You're a law and you're from there
I'm not from Europe.
Like, how the fuck is this?
Yo, we have something wrong.
No, it is never getting in the World Cup.
Okay, someone laughed.
Yo, you're from Europe.
You suck.
You're from Europe.
I got four.
You suck.
I got four.
Come on.
Come on, let's go.
Last one.
They already asked that question, Jack.
Now to the player.
Guys, am I asking you sweetened questions?
Obviously, Martin's going to be asking you.
Martin doesn't know anything about sweetened players.
He doesn't.
Ask him.
You know, like, full of players.
Ask him.
You know, you know, full of players.
How many UCLs does Namar have?
Three.
No.
Two.
No.
Four.
Seven.
Five.
What?
One.
I said first.
You guys want one?
They're just shouting numbers.
Well, I'd say, it's like, I don't want to be disinterested.
He's from Europe.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
I'm gonna pick you up.
I'm not gonna lie.
You got exposed today, bro.
Yeah, you're not gonna be exposed, bro.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Since you guys are going to keep it off the ball recently, right?
Who won MVP in this season in the Premier League?
In the Premier?
MVP, is that the Premier League?
That's the MVP?
No.
You don't know what the Premier League is?
It might be Ronaldo.
Is it Ronaldo?
I'm going to go Premier League.
Colin?
Bruno.
Bruno Ford!
Yes, bro. That's the main United, bro.
I have to know that.
Next question.
Oh, Jason should know this.
OK, but.
No, that one.
You're saying you're wrong.
I know, because I'm a big fan of this on the ground.
I got to be stimulated.
That's my problem right now.
I have severe autism.
I need to be stimulated.
Can I know who has the most world cup winners?
That's easy.
Wait, didn't you ask that for a time?
I feel like you did.
Well, we're going to have questions here.
What player is famous for what?
What was that?
For fucking a goat?
I cannot fuck myself with that.
Okay.
What two players have scored the most header goals in Premier League history?
Renato.
Renato and Holler.
No.
Both wrong.
Just name one out of the two.
One out of the two.
Either you can do it.
Okay.
Is this a game?
Yes.
That's 5 for Ron.
5 for Marlon.
Let's go!
So what I learned here is he's fake European.
That's what I learned.
Marlon's a fake European.
Jason doesn't also know anything.
And I'm the second most knowledgeable person here.
Well, OK.
Now ask me any question about fucking video games.
There's two questions.
I got one.
What kind of game?
NBA.
No, what kind of game?
Both of y'all know the game.
What is eSports?
E-Sports.
I don't know eSports.
I know eSports.
Bro, if you give me a four-digression,
I'm just gonna fucking win.
Yeah, you can do Fortnite questions.
Yeah, I don't want to ask questions.
Maybe the chat can do Fortnite questions?
I'll ask my chat.
There's no eSports in general.
E-Sports in general?
I don't think they know eSports.
Are you crazy?
Ask me who won the major CSF.
See that?
Don't know that.
Ask me the greatest eSports player of all time.
Faker!
And Peter Vaughn and Samuel Alonso.
Say, y'all know I'm a Balmata, there's no fucking way to use this.
I'm so stupid.
Now my autistic brain is ready.
Yeah, I don't want to do Fortnite questions.
Now I'm out with some money.
Yo, Ross and Lazy's chat asked me Fortnite questions.
How many chests were in Risky Reels?
Oh, seven.
No, that's search seven.
There was actually, there was 17, I think.
I don't know how to fucking answer.
You're talking about the search seven chests though,
right?
I don't fucking know.
Challenge?
Yeah, but I remember I called the chests.
There's about two and a half.
But you see like Fortnite questions
or like Fortnite competitive or like Fortnite?
I just don't believe in that, that's the question.
How many Sabrina corporate emotes are in Fortnite?
Two.
What kind of question is that?
You're right.
Fuck with me.
You can't fuck with me.
Shit.
No, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Don't forget that.
Who had the best Fortnite comeback of all times?
They were all of.
That's not Cap.
top streamer I mean honestly came back honestly I'm gonna say I'm gonna say
Booga you say B no that's your I'm gonna say Booga Booga fell off for like two
years that you just qualified for EWC label were not a fellow and he came out
to the fuck are you talking about okay next question any question that's not
opinionated who had the last I can't say definitely for my back last icon skin
Where the last icon was recent? It's a mongrel.
BANG! Fuck you!
Okay, um...
Who are some of those guys from the last ones?
Isn't it...
No, I don't even know.
No, I think it's...
Yeah, what's the answer?
Crazy.
It's...
Is it Thomas and he?
Fuck no!
No, he got like a bunch of second ones.
Oh, is that...?
It might be crazy.
It could be crazy.
Keemawt.
It's Alex.
It's Courage.
Oh, Alex from OCE.
Oh, that's not K.E.!
That's not Cal!
That's not K.E.
That's not fucking Cal!
It's LaNicky.
Are you crazy?
It's LaNicky.
Ask me to name every item of Keynes.
Name the menu.
You don't know what we got.
We give it 3 box combo, 4 box combo, 5 box combo.
Then you have a Cadillac combo, you have toast, coleslaw,
I mean there's a couple of styles.
Come on, give me a question.
Take Keynes' ass flavor.
No, that's not fair.
I don't know what that has to do with it.
Name the whole talk about Mender.
There's no five box kind of thing.
Oh shit.
Which CS player won five majors?
Bulk.
What's the name?
He's like a little ass kid.
Simple.
Is it simple?
Am I right?
Yo, come on round.
What was the first vehicle ever added to Fortnite Battle Royale?
I saw a golf cart.
Are you talking about like the plane?
The plane?
The plane.
That was the baller.
No, the plane.
It was the baller.
That ain't the baller.
It was World Cup.
It was in season six.
Is that kind of as a vehicle though?
Or the hoverboard?
It was actually a golf cart.
It was a shopping cart.
No, it wasn't.
It was a shopping cart.
Shopping cart.
That was my shopping cart.
Shopping cart.
That's the Mickey that's not a vehicle. It's not a vehicle. That's a car. I don't go down the street saying a fucking shopping
What game or one fall guys FNCS what?
There's a fall guys FCS
Nobody knows as well as yes, but it's a place
What's the first thing with a legendary skin important that what the first ever legendary
legendary like what is that gold or purple it's called dark night no red
night no gold Travis Scott I don't know it's a legend not a renegade raider
renegade raider was not gold renegade raider was purple it was fucking purple
you're a liar no it was right it was the fucking black knight okay um thank you
for the happy partner anniversary. Oh my god it was the raiding! Name the OG first
four phase fortnight members. Cloxy, Teethrew, the spy lion, lion something. I don't give a
fuck about the lion. Something lion and one more player.
I forgot. I forgot something interesting, bro. Should we do a quiz that we all don't know shit about? Yes. I would.
We can do who's smartest right now?
Yeah, what's it mean?
I'm the smartest person here.
We can do who's smartest right now?
You're the smartest person here.
Let's do general knowledge right now.
General knowledge.
Okay, we gotta make sure you get your shout answers like repeated.
I will win.
That's 3.9tps.
Yeah, sure.
I got it.
We can beat it.
We can tell.
4.2 extra credentials.
Well, you didn't have a 4.2.
4.2 extra credentials.
You had a 4.2 extra credentials in this school.
I bet you didn't even go to school.
4.2 extra credentials.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm sorry.
What is school?
Vocal and social sciences.
Oh, Marlon, girl, you're from Sweden.
How do I get a fake back to you?
Do you have general knowledge?
Oh, my God.
Let's do flag.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All my life, flags, I will generally lose.
General knowledge.
I can turn that around.
I don't even know what to do with a fake flag.
Looks like I lose that.
Yeah, I don't even know.
Okay, so what the fuck y'all good at?
What the fuck y'all?
Huh?
Maybe a category.
Let me categorize it.
General knowledge.
How does the general knowledge?
I bet, I bet.
Someone give me two fast food.
Give us some legendals.
The Masked Rock.
Well, rock is fucking useless.
Guys, cahoot?
Fuck a cahoot.
Make every view count.
How do we do what?
How do we do this without answering?
OK, so everyone gets one guess.
And we're going to do the one, two, three, four.
Let's do fast food, please.
Oh, my god, bro.
All right, thank you.
I'm going to use this to look good.
Hold on.
Don't use that.
I want to cook you something.
no chance and you can only answer one one time per question we're not setting up a
cool thing to answer for the questions
hey my name is Zawad use Google
should we do that one that one's so easy yeah all right are you guys ready
First, you ready?
First president of the United States.
Oh my life, don't, you can't get it, okay, okay, don't bite me.
Someone judge, you judge.
Restart, restart, restart.
That's really easy.
Resart.
What is the longest river in the world?
Nile, the lazy Mediterranean.
Mediterranean
The Mississippi River yo
It's a Nile
Drugs, all right, okay. Hold on this grog set this shit up retarded
I was on TV bro!
It's not, it's not.
I was on TV!
Oh my god!
Hey, dude, what are you?
Oh no!
What is the...
What is the square root of 169?
14, 14.
13, it's 13.
13.
Oh my god, I'm serious!
1-0, 1-0, let's go, come on!
First to 5, and then you go to the lead.
What is the name of the longest bone in the human body femur?
You know
What is the smallest country in the world by airy?
Hi, what my guest on Kate bird. Do you want guys?
You only get one guess wait, so say the question. Are you gonna question?
I'm the last person to get it.
What is the longest, or where to go?
The smallest.
What is the smallest country in the world by area?
By area?
From no one's guess in the world.
I don't really have a nice side to look at that.
And it's a country.
It's called Vatican City.
I knew that.
I was just about to say that and then you talked.
No one knew that, yeah, bro.
I'm a, I don't.
Yo, get the fuck down.
Sit down, come on.
Okay, what does WWW stand for in the world?
World Wide Web.
SHUT UP!
It's 2-0!
Yeah!
This one?
Yeah.
Which artist came at the starry night?
Oh!
It's a Van Gogh!
Van Gogh, fuck!
So, 2-1-0-0.
2-1-0-0.
Yes.
Alright, wait.
No, you guys have-
No, you guys have one.
You have one.
What is a chemical symbol for gold?
I
Started it first, but I feel we finish at the same time
Which American state is the largest by area Texas Alaska stop
So, the last one's not even a cut, is it a steak?
It's a steak?
It's a steak, I'm laughing.
It's got a different continent.
I don't know, last year's a fuck about Alaska.
Oh!
What is the capital of Australia, Argentina?
I want to just remember for it.
Sydney, Sydney.
Okay.
Australia, you said?
What's the capital?
Don't fucking cheat.
What the fuck are you doing?
He just gave you the answer.
Yo, I'm there this morning, let's go.
I'm not here to tie with you.
At least I'm broke.
How is your, how is Australian capital general knowledge?
I didn't know we were doing a fucking geomethry test.
What's going on?
Guys, it's an entry!
What a geometry test now?
What a case in three weeks.
Cable or not, don't get ready.
Stream tonight at 8 p.m.
Here you go.
Who wrote Romeo and Juliet?
Not Romeo.
William Shakespeare.
Yeah, this is so easy.
How do I not know that?
I'm a takeout three.
Risk at two.
I'm going to go to streamer you
What is the human body what is the human body's largest organ?
Skin skin. Yo, I'm not alive. What the fuck you fuck you fuck you
So the integrity every system so don't get me. I don't know
Okay, Atlantic Pacific Indianic
Okay, Atlantic Pacific
Oh Indian
That's the only one that knows.
The Red Sea?
That's not a sea, that's an ocean.
Atlantic, Pacific, Indian.
Can I re-enter it?
Give another question.
Wait, wait, wait.
Pacific, Atlantic, Southern and Arctic.
Southern, no.
Ocean?
Southern Ocean?
Forty-eight.
Say who?
Oh, but this is actually good.
What is the deadliest animal in the world?
Marley!
Deadliest animal.
Deadliest animal in the world.
Oh, it's a bird.
Black widow.
I don't know how to make it.
No, it's a bird.
No, it's a plane.
No!
A plane?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're getting my name, Cadace.
You're a fucking plane.
It's a burger.
I don't know.
Deadly is it's a rattlesnake wait a minute this dude Rockets been giving Marlin answers a whole
He's big
I guess I'm gonna kill me faster than a fucking grizzly bear
You see a grizzly bear in the woods a stable or auto
Let's go to be a polar bear
Mammon, Mammon, hippo
An elephant
Mammon, hippo
Well
Mammon
I will
Blue whale
So I thought what happened to one answer?
I'm dead as a gibb and I'm a bitch
So what happened to one answer?
What happened to one answer?
I have no one answer
I could shout animals
Another long answer one name the seven contents, but that's easy. That's so easy. Oh, don't do a lot
Don't be like listening cuz then we can just go on each other's answers
And what year was the first iPhone release?
No, okay, it's not I think it's either I'm not gonna say it's gonna make it 2004 2006 and I think it no
it's before that because who are you looking at no I was born in 2003 but my mom didn't have a
I'm gonna say oh my god, I'm trying to watch the whole TV show how do I not know this I'm gonna say to I'm gonna say I'm gonna say
2008
Yes, yes
What do you mean yes, you gotta even answer it 2012
But you all got it wrong that's all city has done. I should have just done the math
On the iPhone 17. I should have just did what blood type is known as a universal. Oh, oh blood. Oh
Bang
I got four
Great
It's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be Montreal
Oh my god
I know what it is, but you know why I know because every time I make that joke saying straight they say no
It's not and then they say this nerd ass answer bro. You're not really nobody
I knew it was out of a bro. I thought it was
I'm on fire. Which plane has the most humans?
What? Saturn.
Saturn.
Holy shit, you...
What is that? I didn't even know that.
I didn't even know Saturn was a plane.
That's pretty good of space, guys.
What's Saturn, huh?
What is the only even prime number?
Two.
Only?
Goodbye.
Okay, so he's first?
What's a prime number?
I'm sorry.
Let's go. Ross and Sportage. Double W's a jab.
What body is produced by the human body when exposed to something?
D.
Wait, hold on.
No, I got fur.
Who said fur?
I said fur.
I think Jason.
Jason.
Wait, let me get some more.
This is why I'm the smartest in this whole thing.
Marlin and Rocket are at three, Jason's at four.
I'm at one.
I'm five.
Smartest person you want to talk to.
I'm going to tell you guys.
What is the most spoken language in the world?
Spanish.
English.
Wait, no, it's not!
It says right there.
What is right there?
Spanish?
It's English.
It's Mandarin.
I don't know Mandarin.
So it's Mandarin.
Oh my God, English by total speakers.
That's what we're going on.
It's Amanda and...
We're going off to total people though.
That's just...
Alright, Scott, come on. Who's going to get second here?
Chad, who's going to get second? Lacey, Jason, Armand, Jason...
Lacey, Jason, Armand, Jason...
Lacey, Jason, Armand...
Which planet is the hottest in our planet?
Jupiter!
What are you watching?
What's the first planet next to the sun, dude?
Maybe the fucking planet!
Are you looking for the sun?
No, sir!
The sun's not a planet!
The sun is a planet!
Mercury!
The sun is a star! A star is a planet!
Oh, Venus!
Wait, is Mercury not before Venus?
Name the three primary colors.
Okay, red blue and green.
Yeah!
He said it before.
I said red blue green instead of red.
You said green.
I said read
Marlins on stage two right now, I'm scared
I just read it
So I took that point away while when Rockets mouth and words tomorrow, they'll take it away
I knew that man.
Bye bye.
You want to dump us in the womb?
Nice to meet you.
Hey guys, what's the capital of Australia?
Marlon walks around the roof.
You know what, Marlon?
Yeah, yeah.
Watch that rocket.
Marlon, protect your freedom.
Okay, let's go to the computer.
I caught him.
I caught rocket-mounding words tomorrow.
I caught him going like this tomorrow.
I'm sorry.
Alright, alright.
Okay, this is too easy.
Uh, look at this.
What?
What's the smallest bone in human body?
Okay, this.
Small bone in human body?
Oh, yalla, yalla, yalla.
Gonna have to be, honestly?
Small.
Honestly, small bone in human body?
I don't know.
Forgive me.
No, it's too rough.
I don't know.
Yalla, yalla, yalla.
In pre-pathology, who's the god of sea?
Who is that?
Oh, I know this.
Zeus.
Get yourself into this.
What?
The god of sea.
Zeus is...
Oh, I see.
You don't know Zeus?
I don't see.
I don't see, bro.
Maybe he's Marlon?
Yes.
No.
Come on, bro.
You did ask no.
So, so I'm like...
No, no, no.
Let me get this straight.
It's Marlon.
Marlon answers it wrong.
I don't get a chance to answer.
Marlon answers it wrong.
Marlon.
Yes
Holy fucking reload
No, I'd put a different cord in there and so the word
What is the layer of the atmosphere that protects?
You are the dumbest in the crib!
You are the dumbest in the fucking crib!
Here's the thing!
Hey, take away my point. Let me talk, let me talk, let me talk.
Let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk.
General knowledge is not fucking planets and universe.
That's called geometry. That's not the same shit.
That doesn't make those funny things.
What is the universe they call it?
Okay, come on.
Wait, you're a four. You're a four.
I'm a five. I'm a five.
I'm a five.
Real world scenario.
Alright, man.
He first.
You're a place one.
I'm a five.
Okay.
Um, might we're a zero?
What?
Country invented pizza.
Italy.
You're an embarrassment.
No, I just don't say it.
I just don't say it.
I don't.
That's your country too.
Don't answer it fast enough, but I still know the answers.
It's the same way I knew the past.
The brain isn't fast enough.
if all the answers I would have been at five already but I just didn't say it loud enough.
Okay, come on, let's do another food one.
What fruit is technically a berry but often called a vegetable? Tomato.
In 2025, what popular influencer tricked the internet for seven days?
I got it
What country is sushi from Japan
That was so easy
He's focused on the fucking Minecraft
I'm not gonna lie bro. Yeah, you're good
General knowledge, I'm the smartest in the crib
But astral astral olimogy that's in general knowledge
We just we just did school
Your fucking best friend no, I wasn't good in school
Like like general knowledge like what?
Real-world street smarts area
Smart
Let's do a Keynes question.
I'm with it.
Street smart.
Actual general knowledge.
What is the square root of 169?
I'm actually the smartest person here.
How is it even possible?
Marlin got three and you wrote the question.
How is it possible?
I'm the smartest person here.
Robby's doing a mokey ad.
Hey, you said that.
I'm alive?
I was like stupid.
for, like, give real, real situations.
Sit down a little bit until Kai Sanako's live.
Let's go.
So how many times are you live?
About an hour and 40 minutes.
We got an hour and 40 minutes.
There's a deep bond in the script.
To be honest, there's actually good stalls.
There's a lot outside of that, honestly.
You mean, you think you're also competing in this with us?
All of all, we thought you were the smartest, bro.
You're the smartest, bro.
It's actually crazy.
You can't be the smartest.
It's like, sad.
I am the smartest.
I don't know, I don't know space shit.
Like, there was like three space questions.
All the questions, I got right,
except I just didn't answer it fast enough.
If we all had a board and we were right about the answers.
What's the most popular fast food in Donald California?
In California now.
See, that's the thing is I know the answers,
but I'm just not saying that because you're a great
bunch of people.
No, I just don't understand.
I have a tour of ACLs, so I have to go.
Oh my God.
What are dried grapes called?
Raisins.
How do you know I got a dog?
I got a wood dog!
What's a wood dog?
What is the only proof of seeing them in the outer skin?
Outer?
Strawberry!
Strawberry.
Oh my God.
Lacey, you're in a very serious position.
My God, bro.
What's wrong with you, bro?
This is bad.
We're gonna play.
Let's continue.
Let's go play football.
This is bad, bro.
Smart.
If we all got a piece of paper and wrote down answers, I would win.
Okay, so everyone have an answer when you ask a question and don't say it.
Alright.
And we'll all say it on three.
I'm gonna...
I just need to think.
Yeah.
I just need to think.
I bet.
Because me, I take time to process things because I'm a critical...
I'll get you all to that same time.
I'm not a quick thinker. I'm a critical thinker.
Ask a question, everyone have the answer and we're gonna count every three and you're gonna say it.
Good.
We're gonna do a quick though.
You can do it all so easy.
Alright, do it.
Come on.
He's fucking bad anyway.
He went to a Catholic school. They don't teach shit.
Why?
Bro, I didn't learn shit in school, to be honest.
I didn't even learn about European countries in school.
I didn't even learn.
You went to a private school and you're from a private school.
You went to a private school.
I went to a Catholic school.
Hi, you ready?
Yeah.
Medicine is the meat of which animal?
What?
Medicine is the meat of which animal.
Oh, I know it.
All right, ready?
I have so much.
Wait, ready to listen, listen, listen.
I know what it is.
Yeah, well, you just said to wait.
3, 2, 1.
I had it.
We were going to 3, 2, 1.
When I know the answer, I gotta wait for it.
Because we got green on that.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
We all must say that, be honest, dude.
We all agreed on that.
So, when I know the answer, I gotta wait for the answer.
We're gonna leave.
Just say it.
Marlin thought he said medicine, bro.
He doesn't even know what that is.
Why'd he gotta go for me because she couldn't jump into the house?
Because he's got a lot of money.
He's got a lot of money.
Why do you gotta go for me for good?
Jamaica
When I think it's a makeup of bananas
And you can't get in the US
Oh, Thailand.
Bananas?
Okay, no, I can make a crazy guess here.
And if I make this guess, it is wrong.
Don't do it, don't do it.
I'm gonna respond.
We're just guessing.
We're just guessing, bro.
Which country makes the most bananas in the world?
Okay, is...
What is...
I'm not, nah. I don't know.
Alright, it's India.
Really?
Oh, no.
I got it in there.
I never thought it would grow.
I got it in there.
It makes sense.
What?
Oh, no, this is my favorite.
It makes sense.
Uh,
Sound like they're going to talk to us, bros.
What y'all doing?
I just need to stim real quick.
All right.
What is the most popular soup flavor in the UK?
Soup?
Yeah.
Uh, fucking beans on toast.
You get one guess.
Soup?
I mean, soup.
Tomato.
Tomatoes.
There's
UK's favorite soup is my general knowledge
Tells a general knowledge question you ask the question okay, okay?
Let's see it. Okay general knowledge. I mean Indian Russian. General knowledge. Okay.
I got nothing. I got nothing. See my knowledge is that no knowledge. My knowledge, my knowledge
isn't comprehended by a normal human. It's not, it's not what you learn in a book. It's
just how to handle scenarios. It's called critical thinking.
You're genuinely like dumb.
Like, it's actually sad.
You understand that?
These are like weird things.
You think I'm gonna start?
I don't know.
They call it nothing for me.
I don't think it's gonna happen.
But you can just, you know, like,
for all I'm just like, I'm like ahead of you guys.
I mean, it is what it is, Borday.
All right, all right, what is this three-day rule
for returning a car after back?
What?
What the fuck?
Three-day rule?
I'm not even enjoying it right now.
Three-day rule?
Would you buy a car and return it?
I don't return cars.
At least if I wouldn't get one.
I buy it.
I buy it in full.
Wow, you're so rich.
Wow, bro.
That's kind of a freak.
Go, bro!
The first one isn't bad.
You're at a bar, it's somewhat awkward.
Horse, the horse of bark.
Angel shot.
It's not real.
Oh, fuck!
That is not real.
Knowledge.
Yes, this is general knowledge, right here.
This is general knowledge.
Yes, it is.
No, I want to go back to the bar, back to the bar, back to the bar.
Yeah, well you should stop it, okay.
Finish the bar, I'm wet sheeting.
You're at a bar and someone offers to buy you a drink and you didn't see that board. Smart rules.
No, you don't drink it because they could have put something in it. That's general knowledge.
That's general knowledge! That's general knowledge!
That's real life knowledge! Real life shit!
I got another question. If a stranger offers you candy in a van, are you gonna take it?
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying is I'm the most common sense
You bought a 140 Cybertron
You don't have the most common sense
We can open Twitter and see you don't have the most common sense
You really told me to buy Bitcoin at a time
You fell for a doxy clip form that makes you have no common sense
You saw a clip didn't watch the whole clip and fell for it. That's you having no comments
I'm so mad. I have the most comments
I'm the smartest human being out in this house right now. That's common sense not general knowledge two different things buddy
Common sense is like yes. That's why I said I I I wrote in spirit or you understand in school
I was not reading books. I was fucking bitches bro. I was
Not doing this
Bro, I was the latest kid in the school, right?
You were, you were...
I would understand if you had like a 3.0 GPA, if you had like a 4.0.
Bro, I had a 2.0.
How do you have a 3.0?
Hey, AP education, yeah.
Bro, I didn't even go to school, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, I went to Catholic school.
My classes, I didn't even have a astronomy class.
What the fuck is an astronomy class?
So what classes y'all learn about space?
What class it is?
See I didn't even have that.
She learned it from different things.
YouTube, YouTube, whatever it is.
Is Pluto a planet?
Not anymore.
What is it?
A star.
Gas.
What?
It's just a gas.
So you guys had a classroom.
You learned about space.
I didn't have that.
I had chemistry and biology, that's all I had, but I didn't learn about space.
So you definitely learned about space, bro.
Okay, so we can move on with this, what do you know?
I know everything.
If you give me the right amount of time to think about it, I can solve any equation, any question.
Okay, let's give them the most simple math, ready?
I can do it so you get the definition.
I'm good at math, I'm good at spelling, too.
Where root of 36?
But what's 6?
It's not easy.
Square root of 48 there isn't a square root of 48 but not even know like not a
not a not a okay let's see here square root of 81 nine
What do you want?
Genius.
That's mad questions.
That's really straight up mad questions.
What two colors make for you?
You know this.
I do not know this.
Blue and red.
There you go.
See when I have time to sit here and think, I know every question.
But when I have you guys shouting, do you guys not have psychoticism?
So when I hear y'all shouting answers, I can't think about what that's saying.
I have a fucking scooter.
That's why I was in a private class.
So you would think you just want someone here?
Yes, yes.
I'll be used to, so I'll use my brain to answer all of those.
No, but it's not, it's not, you guys don't understand,
when y'all are just shouting answers,
I can't think properly, I can't use my brain,
I can't use my brain.
I have to be able to think about the question
and really solve it in my head.
Needs time for fourth grade, great question.
No, I'm gonna be honest, like when you said it,
when you said it, when you talked about,
what was it, mercury?
Yes.
See, I didn't even know that I was just playing it.
You did it.
I'm serious.
That's like sex.
I never learned about space.
You didn't learn about the solar system?
No, never.
You learned about the solar system?
No.
No, I didn't.
I also never learned about outside of the U.S.
So when you're asking on these Earth...
Okay, do you know what a fossil fuel is?
A fossil fuel.
In my school?
I didn't learn anything about your...
What's a fossil fuel?
A fossil fuel?
A fossil fuel.
A fossil?
Yeah.
Is that what I said?
Yeah, I said yeah, well they said that instead of learning like sex ed they learned it through like flowers
They didn't like directly teach me like oh you put your penis
You know like an example
These were all my class these were all my classes in high school I had I had
chemistry, which I failed. I had biology. I had geometry. I had...
This seems like freshman year.
What about elementary school? You don't look at the stars and play this in elementary school.
Brother, I don't remember elementary school.
Well, you definitely taught me that shit in elementary school.
I think I can jog a single memory from elementary school.
Um, um, I had, I had, I had three religion classes.
Three religion classes.
Yes.
Wow.
I had a Spanish class.
Yeah, guys.
Fuck a fucking view count.
Let's make every view count.
Pretty much every view count.
Do you quantify yourself?
Yes.
Yeah, so let's see.
What do we find out here?
I see the fucking dumbest.
I'm not the smartest.
I'm not the dumbest.
I'm not the smartest, I'm not the dumbest.
You're the smartest from London.
Book smarts might be the dumbest book smarts.
Might be the dumbest book smarts.
But when it comes to real world scenarios,
we're the smartest.
We're the smartest.
So Lacey laughs in the house and then needs Lacey and I want him?
No, because here's the thing is, Marlin's the dumbest?
But you lost to Marlin.
No, I'm not that bad.
No, I'm not even this bad.
That is the case for Lacey and Marlin.
Here's what you gotta understand.
Think about the only questions Marlin got right.
The only questions Marlin got right had to do with Europe.
Brother, Ozone.
Would you, did you know that?
I don't get a message.
Bro, Ozone's a Fortnite player.
I know what you're talking about.
He's not doing stuff.
You're dumb.
Ozone's the United States, you fucking idiot.
That's what it is.
It's the United States.
What?
The Ozone.
Yes.
It's everywhere.
Yeah, it's not exclusive to Europe.
Ozone.
I know that is.
So that's what you're doing.
What is it?
So because I never learned what Ozone was on the dance.
Yes, a part of it.
Yes.
You just have bad education.
Exactly.
You just have bad cook smarts.
We are like all the fucking virus, man.
It's present families.
Here's what you all are understanding.
Ron grew up in Cherry Hill.
You grew up in Sweden.
You guys didn't have to develop street smarts.
I had to develop street smarts since I was a little jig.
All you did was eat growing.
No, I had to develop real life street smarts.
How to survive.
You never saw the streets until you was like 19.
Not true.
I had to learn and teach myself how to survive.
I can teach myself how to survive.
That's knowledge.
We're all sitting right now besides Jason.
Kai's the nat clips that go live button.
You understand I'm running to my setup.
Doesn't he go live at the same time as the USA game?
I'm going live.
Pick and streamer you.
Who's more important?
Kai's the nat or United States?
Oh no.
Yeah, you always seem like...
I'm watching myself get accepted, bro.
If I don't get accepted...
We...
All of us are making it.
Hey, clip this right here.
Well, we all make it.
All of us are making it, bro.
We all are going to Shimmer University.
We are all going to Shimmer University.
It's never happening.
We're going to Super Street.
I'm about to be a janitor there.
But I'm going to accept you.
Are you just going to be like a hall monitor in a wheelchair?
Are you sure that he's going to do it specially?
No, I can accept it.
I'm going to steal the RA.
I'm just going to be an electric user.
Yes, I'm not.
I'm going to be zooming around the halls.
No, I'm not.
Everybody's gonna be zooming down the halls tomorrow. I'm gonna be a gym coach
Shimmer you and you do and you're a gym coach. I'm coming in there. Just to see I'm gonna sneak in. I gotta sneak in
What time does he go live?
My god guys live
I can't I want to die
That was good stalls. Yeah, we saw an hour and a half to a US, please
I don't give a fuck. I'm excited the big case you up with one
Anybody want to meet a bull or it's kind of hot it's so hot
This guy just wants to take his shirt off.
No, I didn't get a six-meter ball.
No, I wish I could start it so hard.
I mean, you can if you can.
You don't send a shower with your wheelchair.
I'm not controlling.
Don't put the wheelchair in there.
Yes, brother, it's got flow.
No, the gas is good enough.
You can keep it on the ground so you can hear the flow.
Nice.
You would say it will.
If you put the wheelchair in the pool, it would flow.
Oh, and it would flow.
I
Hey, bro, do you need an insurance guy? Hey, my butt is on everything
I know you see a crazy wet mark
That little shit
Yeah
Yeah, you do it. That's crazy. Put your hand right right here right here
Well, Molly you look he renovated this is pretty good
It's hard
You got that TV?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Nah, this is dumb, bro.
I got everything, bro.
Wait, you got American napkins?
Yes, bro.
This is dumb, bro.
It's all for the movies.
Action for smart.
Like, that's the first time I've ever seen one.
What's wrong with that ass?
I can't imagine being at the, like, last week.
Hey, they got a happy partner anniversary, seriously.
Wait, it's actually your partner anniversary?
Don't you get me?
I ain't get you shit.
It was y'all getting me from our partner anniversary.
Josh, what's going on?
Who's giving me for my partner anniversary?
Oh, are you?
Backshots?
I don't even want backshots. I already can't back.
What?
Who's you giving me for my partner anniversary?
Happy birthday!
Holy bollocks!
Oh my god, it's hot.
I know.
This is actually hot.
Yeah.
How many hours do you get back in the shower?
Oh, it's hot as fuck out here.
Oh, you got your phone on you, Mark?
Yeah.
Don't put it in the mess.
Stop.
How good is your, like, it's pretty solid, don't you see?
Babe, what the fuck?
He's like an immovable object, Mark.
Yes.
Wait, what the?
Hold this real quick for me.
Wait, wait, wait.
I've got stuff all the way up on the run.
You're going to push it?
No, he just, I know this segment.
I know this.
He wants to get pushed.
He wants to get pushed in so he can take off his shirt.
I'm not doing this.
I'm not going to lie down.
I'm not a seeper, I don't want anyone to take a moshroom.
Oh, you're not a seeper?
I'm not.
You're not a seeper.
I'm not.
Ladies was tanning today, bro.
Yo, guys.
Guys.
Yo, guys.
Yo, Drew.
Yo, Kraybar, you can take your angel back.
Get a high-patch, get a high-patch.
Generally, what does Drew do? He's useless?
I was going to jump on him.
Sha, I don't want to go in the sun. It's so hot.
Why do you have pants on?
I wish I could go in the pool, bro.
Oh, you dead ass could go in the pool.
No, I can't.
It's shallow.
I can't stand.
You don't need to. You can see in the wheelchair.
What?
Dude, I'm gonna go fully under in my wheelchair.
Yo, Gilbert, did you not understand?
There's a shallow part of the pool that's like, maybe a foot deep.
I don't know that.
Come on.
Yeah.
You can stand in the water.
Oh, wait.
I need a pool in my wheelchair.
My wheelchair is going to be wet and not...
And all the way to the pool, bro.
Why do we have a place to go in the pool, bro?
Can we put you in the pool?
We need a condo.
Half old.
Well, I didn't stop to see.
Why?
I didn't stop to see.
We're going to the wall.
You should go in the water now.
Yeah.
If after you get surgery, yes.
Those are bones.
I don't have a broken bone.
I have a torn ligament.
Bro, how do you stop the fucking huggies?
They're fucking sick.
Don't ask fucking soccer to eat.
This is stupid, bro.
Bro, hot dog and a hot mother.
Bro, we can work it.
That's how it's cool.
Yo, stunt dog.
Oh, wait.
I could sit in the hot tub part with the wheelchair.
I thought you were talking about in the actual pool.
right here look how shallow it is
OH EWWW
that's crack attack did you get that
yeah fuck you look at my ass
why is he why is he
why is he
nice your wheelchair can go right here
can you get it? yeah
oh this should have been so nice
I've never seen this many W's in my chat bro.
It is live.
Yo, Slick.
Bro, how do I tell y'all we all use the same fucking cameras shit?
I know what we do.
No, wait, John, you...
The only difference between everyone else is...
You don't use auto.
Do you use auto?
I use manual everything.
Use manual...
John, use manual too.
I don't know.
Wait, what's APM Eastern?
Um...
Why?
That's five?
Yeah, yeah.
They're all different sentences. We got different sentences. I don't know how she would.
I feel like we should just...
Look how nice this is.
What are you talking about? Pool or you?
Okay.
Awkward man bro
No, why are you in the pool with a broken leg? Yeah, I forget it. Thank you. I'll leave David a five, bro
I'm not getting there
What you gonna do for an hour, huh?
You got a jump you got a run and jump
You got a run jump on the dot you
You see a poke it's not a jump first
Jump and I'm gonna hit you in the air
Trust the ball is gonna be there okay trust your quarterback
I'm a truster bro
Trust your quarterback
I'll give you a go though
Okay ready
I'm gonna tie my six I won't give my advantage up
Yeah I can see it flopping around
I
Yeah, they're gonna give their brains
No, we dropped it. I mean, bro, that was it. You're a fucking crumb. Oh, you're a crumb going in there
I'm trying bro. I'm trying to push it.
I'm trying to push him.
You got it?
Yeah.
Give me a little boost.
I cannot, like...
Oh, shoot.
Just carry off and check in.
You might get me a shooting here today.
Yeah.
Good show.
That was funny.
3DM's. That said, why are Ron's cameras sending so much better than my blog? Meanwhile, it was Drew's camera in the entire hour.
It's almost like everyone uses the exact same camera, exact same lens, and the settings that I put on every single camera.
Nah, to be fair, our show was the darkest part.
No. About a thing. Settings-wide, they're all the exact same. Now, the things that you showed.
The things that you showed.
He's not a father, he's not a father!
No fucking father!
That's actually not a father.
Oh, I'm going to Lacy's Chinese.
Oh, God, I'm not a father.
You guys are going to shit. What place is this?
I have to look for a bomb now.
I just want to get a person.
I'm about to check out the place.
What do you want?
I'm not going to check out the place.
Is the table here in the water?
They're all in the water, bro.
No, Jay, come here!
It is?
I didn't take this shit.
I ain't powerful at this time.
I said it.
We're cautioning everybody.
Someone took off your hat.
It's watery.
So don't get it, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, I just picked up this camera today, bro.
OK, I picked the T-ball.
Bro down, bro.
We can chat.
I'm not here to.
Oh, no, I didn't.
Can't you hear me, Jay?
Can you hear me, Jay?
I'm a disabled kid in this fucking thing.
Do I appreciate all the give you?
No you're not buddy. No you're not.
I'm an athletic yo mark put the ball up here. Yo mark put the ball up here.
I'll catch it up. I'll give you a head. One hand.
One hand? Throw it to my right.
Give me a hand if I catch it one hand.
I'll give you a hand job bruh.
Yo mark! Mark!
I feel like 15 different timers.
Hey, I've heard you needed a sexy...
I bet. I bet. Take your pants off.
What are you doing in my underwear?
Well, does anyone need a sexy fucking...
Ron, catch it when you come in, ready?
Okay, okay, okay.
I probably should be there.
Wait, do I see...
Marlon!
Somebody save him!
Oh! Oh!
Hey, Ron!
Yo, we should do the living.
Does someone need a sexy...
What is it called?
Who needs his sexy life bar?
Help! Help us! Help! You fat pig!
I guess all he means once is being able to grow. I can't get him without a belt.
How are you supposed to save someone?
I have a belt!
Oh my god!
You're both drowning!
I got you! I got you!
Guys, I'll be right back. I want to swim.
Let's get dressed.
I heard that, Walsh.
I want to do something real quick.
What's going on, guys?
What new renovations have you got today?
I've been up in Jersey for a while.
Let's get some swim trunks.
Damn, Ronaldo, dead ass.
He's going home, bro.
I miss such a bad boy, I don't know if this shit is gonna get in the ass, you miss such
a so bad man, I'm not faking you with your freaky ass, you're talking to me craziness
shit, I thought you were about to, okay, should I go, should I go pineapple colors on them,
I wish I got this color or what do you think it?
Hi, Neville.
I like to enter.
Holy bloated.
I put on a little beach shirt vibe
Which one should I put on damn are you getting taller? Yeah, I had a lot back. I've always had this just one
Maybe some sunglasses
Oh
Alright, Bruce, let's go
Santa Rattling is back
Bro, I'm tired right now. They're trolling
Are they trolling?
But the tape, I'm pretty sure it was out of them, but I took the tape off. There's no way.
Mike Rattle
Yo yo yo
No, I hear it
You hear it?
No way my girlfriend is fucking trolling too late. She said she hears it too.
I don't know bro
Bro, John
How you dig yourself a deeper hole bro
I didn't do it, I really sat in there
Bro, I first mentioned your girlfriend dude
She went mad at me so I did call her mason
No, I become a macy!
Neither.
Hey boys!
Here's a burger!
Let's go!
Yeah?
Hey boys, little burgers and hot dogs on the grill?
There's some burgers on the grill, yeah?
Burger, get down.
I
Bro, I'm gonna be watch for it with a green screen. I'm gonna be in his room. Are you crazy?
I'm in here. I'm kind of baited me. I'm taking a picture besides is behind you
No, he actually
Merman
Get it
I know what I feel so wrong too.
Have you ever seen those uncles on TikTok?
No.
What the fuck?
You wanna see some of that?
Ow, I hit!
Oh fuck!
Go physical therapy?
Yeah, let's hit me.
Hit me.
You got time to jump though.
Oh fuck.
Physical therapy?
You're an asshole.
We're in the pool!
For the first time in physical therapy you want to splash me.
You're an asshole.
I'm gonna ship your ass back.
What do you f-
Food.
You're on it.
Who has the best diet?
I don't have the best diet.
We should see who can hold their breath the longest.
What did I say?
That was the best time now, what do you say oh brother yo you you did have been chatting
Oh God now you still got abs bro what they said
Oh, yeah, W.
Get out of his ass.
Ron actually cleared you.
I'm gonna do his own style.
But I'm gonna ask you.
I'm gonna ask you.
Yeah, I'm gonna ask you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to see what's ass.
Yeah, she was ass, bro.
Ron's died in a way better.
Hey, bro.
You got hands or no hands?
Hands.
Hands?
Who hands with it?
Come on.
You want to see some shit?
I want to see some shit.
Let's do some, bro.
Hands.
And what do you next, after 30 minutes?
Walking forward, tell us for the dive!
Wow, that's a normal dive.
This shit was like...
That's a really good dive.
You didn't die.
You touched your legs.
I did not.
You touched your legs, Mark.
I can't touch.
That looked good.
It looked better than Marlin.
Marlin, bro, give it up, bro.
Marlin, give it up.
Hey, you want me to give you some motivation?
Yeah.
Oh, hell no.
Hey, that's just the library.
Yeah.
You're in my strokes.
What?
Huh?
I don't like to do that.
Why do you do that?
You like to pull your arms behind your back.
That's the specialty.
That big-ass hawk.
Where?
What?
Oh.
Yo.
Yo, Ron.
That shit doesn't hurt your balls.
This is your mom.
Ron.
Huh.
This shit is way better.
Oh my god, oh my god, he's helping he's helped me
Is that thunder?
What are you doing?
Get a little wet, bro.
I'm just getting bullied, bro.
I'm getting out.
Get a little wet.
Fuck you, fuck you.
We're in the pool, bro.
Can't you think of a fuck yourself?
Bro, we're in the pool.
I'm trying to fucking walk on my knee,
and you're just splashing me.
That's a shame.
Yo, ladies, hit me, hit me, ladies.
From here to there.
Wait, what happened?
I was telling you, man.
Chad, open up your clock app.
Watch how fast I'm going to ask you.
3, 2, 1.
Father, what is that?
I don't know.
It's like Saïd or play.
Anything you can go underwater all the way down?
Hell no, I'm not going to breathe.
Hold on.
I'm on a timer.
Oops.
Hello.
How long?
About 41 seconds.
Not that good.
Nice and sharp.
Go see it.
Wait, Lacey, you should regrow your ball clip.
What's that?
You're poochin, you always gotta be where it's goin'.
I don't wanna pull out that gift.
Retreat the gift, Lazy.
Lazy, retreat the gift, bruh!
Hey, what gift is that?
The gift where he's like January 1st and retreating.
What was he supposed to do?
What happened?
What?
What happened?
He just put apples.
Why?
He don't see this one.
Me neither.
I can do that
I can do it, I can do it
I can do it, breath the longest
Alright, ready?
Come on bro
Who has a towel in their room right now
to go up there and sit with us
Poof poof poof
Is he blizzy or what?
What do you do?
Physical therapy
I can't straighten it.
Alright, I'm deadass.
Actually, do you think I can go there and back?
I think I can too.
Alright, go ahead.
I don't know about the whole thing.
I know.
Under, under.
One breath.
You can do back strokes.
Me and Lace were actually talking about this yesterday.
We're straightened back to that view.
I can't swim.
I don't know if I can swim.
I see a few backstrips.
I don't know if I can do it either way back.
I got some there and back.
Yeah?
Come on, bro.
Come on.
You got it.
You wanna do it?
I got it.
Fuck.
I can't swim, bro.
Oh, shit.
What's the chat talking about?
A bunch of W's now, bro.
Yeah?
Yeah. I'm never getting chat now.
Just as exhausting.
What the f-
Can I feel something?
AHHHHH!
My girlfriend says she can do that.
I don't get you there.
I just pressed something on back.
You doing it?
No
Holy shit!
He's moving!
I can't! I can't!
Push me!
Yeah.
I can't!
Yesterday I hit the wall in half way, how's that?
I'm sorry.
Oh, God.
No, I don't think I can.
If you can't do it, then you're officially awkward with me.
Oh
Now he's moving he's got longer limbs though
Wait, what the fuck Joe holy fucking like the fellows oh my god, bro
No touchy touchy
For what wait, could you kept open? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, I swear. Yeah, I don't know if you're tired from that
Yeah, of course always you like little fins like yeah, I got I got let me try that again. Oh, that was good
They put an ounce for him. No, I didn't see the button else for this guy
What do they say for me?
All right, they said Jason your turn
Can you make it back or forth with this one turn? I can't make it okay one time
You start on the deep side then because if you start right there, and you just lose your breath
Yeah
I need to see W's in my chat bro, they put W's for you.
I can't do it.
That's just horror though.
I don't know how to move my legs.
You want a cup now?
I don't think he's passing up that way, that's the thing.
I don't know how to move your, you move your, you like...
I can't do that, I need to fish food with you.
There you go.
I can't! Fuck you!
Bro, why are you killing me?
I'm starting to lose your breath.
That's it, bro. I'm telling you, bro, you gotta think.
But when you start losing your breath, you gotta just think, fuck it.
If I die, I die, but when you just keep pushing it, it's like, yeah.
Hell no!
You're good, bro. I want to live.
Alright, we'll take a few days over.
Except after I meet you.
This is not a swimmer, guys.
I'm one of a land creature.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm one of a land creature.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, it's hot.
What's up, Brad?
Oh my god, is that a new Corbett or what?
Hey, the towel, bro. You got a towel? Anybody got a towel?
There's towels upstairs in the laundry room.
I think I'll just shake like a dog.
Yeah, alright, bro.
Are you okay? Is he okay?
You're an asshole, bro.
I'm my asshole.
Why is he why does he why is he feeling it down? Why is he feeling it down?
Where's your wheelchair? Why'd you put it inside?
God bro, like I look down and look at your print and there's a dead ass like nothing
Don't make me gay
No
I'm straight enough to be able to look at a man's penis and be like oh shit. That shit's pretty good
Or it's like oh, it's average or it's small
And I'll be like oh, how can I see your ass crack through your shirt? I should have done that crazy
You need help you sure fucking stuff. Yeah, is your life feel better
Are you better?
CR7 is out of the world cup, buddy.
You're like an hour late.
Stop bullying him.
I'm dead.
I'm broke.
I'm trying to...
I'm gonna help.
You want me to help?
No.
Let me help you.
What are you doing?
I don't need your help.
Are you actually farming satchels right now?
Where are you heading?
Are you actually farming...
Where are you going?
No, no, no, not the steps.
Where are you going?
I mean, it's a nice view here.
Let me help you bring out the stairs, like, actually,
because I gotta go upstairs anyway.
No, I can't.
You have to hop up the stairs.
Let me just help you real quick.
Where are you going?
55 minutes.
Yeah, I'm going out.
I'm going to go out in literally 15 minutes.
I'm gonna yes, I'm gonna green stream myself into Casey
But you're a grown ass man screaming for a KC three
grown ass
That is like you're not even on stream is it's embarrassing
It's embarrassing
I don't even know what he said.
Okay, so.
How's everybody in the chat, baby?
I know, I'm trying to hold the mic down.
I'm trying to figure out the battling.
I'm trying to hold the mic down. I'm trying to figure out the battling.
I hear y'all.
Hi.
Feels like I'm back at school reading shit again.
Fuck.
Nice, bro. You're doing your job.
Thanks, man.
You got a pay raise now?
I said $10, can you make it $15,000 a month?
Alright.
I'm gonna get an acre real quick.
Alright, bro.
Alright, have some.
Yeah, let me just, uh...
Where you about to get naked?
Oh, shit.
Wow.
So, uh...
There's 15k a month? Yes or no?
No? Alright, bet.
It's okay. I figured.
All right, I need y'all to have a part of that.
Get up, I bet.
You know what's this, y'all are being mean right now, bro.
I'm not even shy for the rest of the day.
I'm not joking right now either.
I
Was his life I'd say she's like
She's fucking she heard my head and you take I do proof and I finish it
You really do that yeah, I thought I was gonna change but I'm gonna go back fuck this shit
I can read in five gifted ten gifted muted Mike Ratterland too bright. That shit really
hurt in my head. It's like exhausting as fuck. Y'all understand it because most of y'all
don't even do this shit actually all you're probably going to do this shit
That's me, I'm.
Well, um, hot stream band a little bit better.
So I get permission to read chat like out loud, right?
I know you don't want me to talk to you, but um...
I don't want you to ever talk to me again.
No?
You don't?
No.
Huh.
Uh...
Alright.
Um...
Yeah, uh, I don't know what the solution is.
They should hurt my head again.
I'm back. Welcome back, bro. I can't talk anymore.
What happened? What's happening?
I asked if I should talk when I reach out and they said no.
Now that my shirt is red, I can't talk.
What do you think that's about?
It's good, it'll be good.
What?
It can be a marketplace.
Hold on now.
No, why are you different from yourself?
Leave it go, bro.
Everyone comfortable?
Oh my god, bro.
Where you going bro?
Oh my god bro
Last year only blue because isn't how it's my phone. Oh, you must have changed numbers from one hand or a farm on me
I'm not gonna. What do you ever know? I was like, yo more than once had a car in the boys
They go suck and they walked away late. Well, I was begging. Oh shit
Which other time all right, nothing can't
Okay, no game
No, I got her.
Don't look at my little shit.
Oh, have a look.
I'm talking about that shit.
It should sound good.
No, it's not. Jason, I know it's scary.
Look at me, pocket or pocket, I'll tell you now.
No, I was going to pull up my chin and read it, but...
No, my chin is pretty small.
The average size of a...
The average size of a 7 inches?
The average size of a human
whose erect is 4 inches.
Erex, I thought it was three
What erects that's average three average
So I would say I'm a little other I reflect eight nine
Fucking and a condom ever eight inches dog. That's my fucking fool. Oh, that's not hopeful. It's probably 13
That's me right now. No, this is this is eight inches right now is not this that range is this to here
I'm not gonna lie
I'm not trolling
If I was here I wouldn't want a
What'd you want? I'd like a cool like
Like 3 bro
Because
Okay, let's be more real quick
Anybody stuck a finger of their asses
Brother, when I take a shit I'll itch really badly
While I'm shitting I'll just finger my ass
Exactly, you put a finger of your ass
Listen, when you put your middle finger on your ass it literally hurts
And this is like like
I got a nice heart. I don't like anything
What is that?
I want relating to me. I'm not about to laugh
I'm just kidding. I don't figure my own butt. Oh my god, man. My rock. I
Mean, I guess the bull is different in them
Should we throw some on the grill too
boys is that one listen bro you're some hot dogs hamburgers
I have some let's go check the kitchen
Yo, where's your cameraman?
Where's your cameraman?
Yo, Silky!
Silky, bro.
Yo, I just thought of it.
Okay, I say, um, we better throw some shit on the grill if you want to join us, cause the guy's going live.
Yo, I'm not a liar, yo, day.
Out of all digs up you better throw something on the grill because
I'm about to sell it I'm about to celebrate I got like a whole Marriachi dance some balloons coming this shit like that
You do I'm trolling
They got a king of twisters on the back
Casey won't come on me. Who's ever doing it like him?
memory actually
Oh, he's not Mexican. I said I got a Haitian band. Can you make some compa?
I mean, that's fair bruh. I mean that's 1.1. Yeah. Oh my god
I'm talking to you in your face smelling mad walking my shit
I'm down
When I clock out and like
You don't want to go throw some shit on the girl inviting you
Uh, what a spark-up?
Bro, when you spark up, I'm gonna spark up a 15 minutes.
Yeah, but you're literally in the game.
Yeah, this game is about to be done in 15.
You just started it. I just didn't know it.
It's about to be done in 15, as I was saying.
I'm going on, Brad, and I'll keep it up for you.
How about it?
My God, Rocky just had an o'clock in today.
Where's your streamer?
In there.
Oh, he's changing.
We're my favorite teams
Reppin Cp today, baby. No bells and fucking on our bells and bro
Do fuck with Kevin the brain
Is that Brady goo
Actual good one
Why y'all saying out?
Why are you guys saying that?
Oh, because I twisted the wire here, I'm saying it wrong.
We have a thin-ass wire again, Cat.
No, I'm not fixing it again.
Bro, I'm not fixing it!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's just a...
Is it fixed? Is it fixed?
It's right here, look, because it's like this, so I turned it.
Is it fixed?
I just leave it like that.
It should be good if it's that's again, I'll reach out I reach out let you know
And it doesn't sit on the grill for KC
Hey, what's on the burger on they got a burger couple sausages wait one two three four five six six eat
You know bro, this is where y'all are putting my fucking water in the fridge. I guess y'all are putting bro
Nobody gets the fuck what the fuck that's what I drink boss, bro. I drink boss water, bro
You change
I drink boss bro. Yeah, you gotta change bro. No, you don't you gotta change bro. I can still only buy 711 purified water
The thing is bro in this house
Not yet not yet, bro. You had to put on the girl now June 27th. What is it?
This is a lot less.
Actually it's expired bro.
Put this on.
What glass are these?
I'm gonna go look what's hardens now.
Not bad bro, honestly not bad.
Okay, oh that's prescription.
It's not prescription glasses.
Okay, let's go to the snow and grub.
There's snow and grub.
Why are you taking waffles out?
Bro, chicken and waffles bro.
We don't have chicken.
How does frozen food expire?
Are you eating, huh?
You know what I mean?
Why are you eating it?
I'll do it.
What?
What is he doing, shit?
No, I don't want to do that.
Well, obviously...
No, I won't do that. I won't do that. I won't do that.
I won't do that.
Uh, Ego?
All right
Yo, how much you think you're gonna spark it
My spark of it
A million might be chasing you bro. You what the fuck is that? Oh
That's fucking this that's fucking this
Oh my god, we got a skirt?
Ah, I'm not eating it, that shit.
Should we speak inside real quick?
Should we just fry that bitch on the thing?
My microwave, yeah.
Are you fucking dumb? What do you mean you're fucking mic bop?
Come on, let's put him in your house.
He didn't burn it off? Extra flavor?
Oh my god, bro.
I don't even want to eat, man.
Why not?
How does everyone call me fat?
I'm insane, I'm a fucking girl.
I'm not about to be a fat.
I'm gonna just start off my stuff until I'm skinny.
Bro, you know what it is?
When you start kicking that shot,
you're gonna be really good and I've seen it.
Yeah, bro, but you're right, you know what?
You don't care anymore.
You know what? I'm on the move, okay?
I mean, that's wrong, you know what I mean?
Ew, why is everything like this disgusting stuff?
We're gonna throw some toys in the grill right now,
and I'm gonna try to house them, okay?
So, which one do you start off with?
Oh, they're staying out again.
Well, I didn't move anything. It's always a thin-ass wire. Yeah, I'll do this
Don't I be so high man. What the fuck is this shit? I'll hold it like this fucking see the world better
Oh, I'm scared for you that asker. Oh, don't you think it's it on his penis?
I don't get it, bro
They haven't walked and broke down in tears witnessing forza loop being eliminated.
No fucking way, man.
Yo, listen.
What do you think Steve's gonna do?
You got buns?
I'm gonna have some.
I'm gonna decide to get a rocket.
So look, what I do is this, man.
I'm gonna be some, hey, today it's math period for four, okay?
And I'm gonna start off by, how many burgers is this?
There's one, two, three, four.
There's eight burgers.
Eight burgers, that means eight cheeses.
S3
Sick oh look at you selfish bitch ass mother fucker, huh?
I'm busy with a house, bro
I'm gonna put a house bro waste food though, but you ask like oh you want a burger
I'm not making burger. I'm just gonna watch watch this watch this watch some color for this people in
I
Mean obviously, bro, I'm not a lie. Yo
Who the chat want to eat a burger yo boys, can y'all ask our streamers if they want a burger or two
A burger and a hot dog.
All right, there you go.
Hang on.
A hot dog and a hot dog and a shit.
Only Drew picked up.
Let me ask, nobody wants a burger with a friend now.
Burger.
We're not even using the grill.
Like, what's the point of this right now?
Oh my, look at that shit.
Serious.
I don't want a fucking burger.
You want a burger or not?
People want.
How many wants a one?
I'm always going to eat a burger.
Why do you ask others?
Is that a spider?
No.
Is he going to see him talk about it?
No.
No, that's wrong.
It's called fagaccia, okay?
What is fagaccia?
Fagaccia is when you basically smear it
like the cow spit right so some salt on that bitch
again I do love I'm not allowed to learn in public you do like a lot in our
shit you understand
yeah a lot on you get that little one for me
smell that right
all right shut your bitch's ass up
I'm gonna hold you in your mouth
totally fucked
I bought you a spatula
I bought you a spatula it's in the
it's over by though
hey keep taking on burgers
keep taking on burgers man
I didn't get it
No
Canada, homeowner, guidance counselor, professor,
that's what I originally wanted to be,
but I don't know if it could be anything.
Yes.
Yo, this is the worst batch I've ever seen in my life.
That's not a batch of them.
Why is a burger looks like a steak?
Yeah, it's still, man.
Y'all don't, boy, y'all don't have faith in me, bro.
I'm the cook of this house, bro.
I'm the cook of this house, man.
I got to understand you.
You slap the cheese on that bitch, make it melt.
This is what you want to do.
I want to put it down in the simmer a little bit.
Get the burger down!
Eat the burger!
Get it!
Time for my cat.
We gotta see you soon.
Yo, run. I got you a burger.
Get the ass.
I got you a burger.
No, I'm getting a whole ton of lettuce.
I don't want cheese though.
I'm a little lactose.
See you soon.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh, you know what to do?
Splash a little water there so it doesn't get changed.
Oh, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Shut the fuck up.
Not too much, not too much though.
There you go, there you go, there you go.
All right, hey, bro, can we get some plastic,
the mussels real quick?
Yo, can we get some plastic, the mussels?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Can we get some mustard and mustard?
Come on, bro. Trust me, I'm there. Trust me, I'm there. 30 minutes. I'm gonna have your stream open. I'm there.
Yes!
He's showing love, bro.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe that one bit.
Yo, I want my food.
Yeah, that's got American plates.
I want food.
I just cleaned my fucking body your body
you got pickles or not I mean are you
you take it first a little bit if y'all want to
whatever
you told my shit or not oh you want to close your shit
it's too late it's too late that's a little too late
I think it's ready man yeah it's ready
That's your kinda look like resident evil food?
Double-double.
I bet you like that I haven't put muscle in your shit
I put some muscle in my shit I don't want muscle in your shit
actually can I get a little bit of muscle in your shit
I want the same thing as you the same thing where the muscle in your shit
burger for Thanos let's go
it's a little hot it's gonna be hot it's gonna be hot
That's better.
Mm-hmm.
That means not to look at you.
No, no, no, it's good.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, wow.
Mm-hmm.
How much do you think he's gonna put up with?
I honestly...
I'm saying like 200.
Word to what?
Bro, it's the problem with the new internet, bro fuck a view count make every view count stop stealing folks and making your own, bro
Well, who's saying that?
Don't matter how many viewers in has bro. You can have a hundred viewers
That's not my point. You have a hundred thousand, it's a big point one. Yeah, but big doesn't define numbers big defines impact on the world
Oh, did you make Lacey a burger?
I wasn't a burger.
What's my going on?
Did you mean nothing?
What?
I didn't know anything.
Yeah, he's just kind of snacking now.
He's a lot of business.
He's the hardest thing to do to you.
Harder than they'd say or not.
That's a lot of stuff.
What's that?
Don't lie to me.
What?
Can I just see you sooner?
No, I thought y'all would be about it.
You've been nine months, well.
Why are you doing that?
I thought you were like, why?
I've been nine months.
You've been nine months?
That's gotta be good.
They're actually putting hardware bandages in that shit.
Appreciate the happy anniversary, John.
Wait, how did they actually put it in nine months?
What?
Honestly, like, it was nine months, but it looked like it felt like five years.
And why does that happen?
He had a short span that he was here.
Like, it was just phenomenal, and it's outstanding.
Honestly, like I'm actually I'm glad it isn't a homecoming row. This is this is a gift. He's giving back
What are you gonna take a drink
How would y'all feel if Marlon had a shot of tequila?
Yeah.
How would y'all feel?
Had a shot, had a few shots.
How would y'all feel?
Who gives a fuck?
It's not good.
Devastated.
We don't do that shit over here.
as a collective.
Very big getaway.
Fuck wrong.
Can I tweet?
Fuck you guys being a little all around.
Wait, I just tweeted the list.
I know how you do it.
Why would he treat the fucking list?
Why do you have that?
I'm actually glad he's back.
I'm not gonna get it.
We needed someone with a question
to have to say to our mom about this.
Make every view cow
Yeah, what is wrong with you?
Let me charge!
Ah!
I have a son who's a people.
Oh, fuck a view cat, y'all!
Make every view cat a view!
Shut the fuck up!
Opportunities are not your thing!
Knock on your door!
Build the door!
Build the vehicle!
Build the door!
Yo, if opportunity doesn't come knocking on your jolly rancher,
knock the jolly rancher down.
You're a child, bro.
God, what do you need here?
God forbid!
I need a little food, have a little fun, bro!
No, man!
I need a little fun!
Now, you don't want to eat that, that's the effect, huh?
You want to stop your fucking mouth with me, bro?
Look at you!
A fucking view count.
Hey, I'm dead serious.
Make every view count, bro.
Get the fuck over here.
We got a champagne bottle.
Kai's.
Kai's right.
Fuck a view count.
Make every view count.
No, if opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door,
build the door.
Well, let me say one more time, bro.
You say one more time.
Say one more time.
No, no, no.
Which one?
Yo, fuck a view count!
Fuck that shit!
Fuck that!
Make every view count!
Come on, guys!
Yo, if opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door,
dramatic pause.
Build the door.
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two,
two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two,
Bro.
Look, when you feel like giving up, remember why you started.
Every time you say you can't, you can't.
It's not shit, you feel like you helped us?
Bro, this is crazy.
Alright, you follow that.
Ah, here we go.
It's almost time, boys.
It's almost fucking time, boys.
Kai, you have been invited to Streamer University too.
We look through your online application
and believe you might be the right person to teach,
just 3-1-0-1?
Bro.
Yo, can y'all stop doing it on my chat,
like fake baiting that I'm going to be
to stream with you?
I'm going to be honest.
All right, stop.
Stop.
Anybody else a little anxious?
Yo tag y'all might y'all might get caught up for a sooner you too, man kind of crazy
Check guide Twitter
Oh my god, I'm gonna get out of my fucking series, man!
Bro, it was wrong, you literally just fucking steal people's quotes and jokes and stays it
louder and it makes it a joke, bro, it's fucking pissing me off, bro.
Yo!
Bermal.
What the hell will I have to promise to do?
Damn bro.
Yo John!
I need to get an outfit change real quick.
What you need?
I need to get an outfit change real quick.
Oh shit, I'll pack.
Let me put it on.
Again?
Yes.
I've realized that I'm gonna save this outfit for later.
I need put on like a nice shirt
I ain't a lot right, this is crazy ass pitch, man.
Not bad at all.
Louis V. Jacket.
U.S. is playing today.
Reppin, Reppin Christian Policic.
Rome Belt, six bands.
George, Brooklyn.
Burks.
And the button on the LV trip fell off.
swaggy shit okay here's it's actually time
John you grab my uh there's um a water case of water outside the front door
You're not ordered to get it?
No, I'm not going to get it.
Thank you.
All right.
Get a green screen?
Have one.
Green screen.
Where's my green screen?
What?
Restraint, restraint, where's my restraint?
Whoa!
Okay, Beth, thank you.
I'm a little anxious, guys.
Anybody else?
Oh, fuck.
I
Any part lays in the game bro, I'm gonna be honest right now not focusing on the game bro. I'm focusing on sure you
Wait, wait, wait, there's no seven level in the front.
No, I don't see.
It's nice.
Somebody stole my suit, man.
Massive people.
Maybe, maybe.
Yeah, I think that was a mine.
I think those are mine.
Get a pimple patch from silky bro. I'm not feeling a fucking pimple patch, bro.
Stop, stop.
Talking about my- bro, is that a fucking second one?
Dog.
Why do I have two pimples, bro?
This can't be, no this has to be from the face pain.
I haven't washed my bed sheets in a very long time though, to be honest with y'all.
Like dead ass, probably like four weeks now.
Is that bad?
I
But wait, can we set it up real quick?
Sugar eating like shit
even if I
Wait, is my green screen light isn't looking like shit because it's not wide enough or these fine
I do got a wide-ass camera.
Yeah, I mean you see how silky this is, he has a whole fucking box of green screen.
Well, let me get you.
Do you know how to do it?
Yeah, he's a...
Just click on your camera.
Main camera, went on right click.
My breeze.
Filters.
Cranky
Here we go boys here we go
Is that ass is almost time it's almost time boys oh shit
a little more where more on the right you missed the spot are you sure
fixed okay that starting six starting seven starting 11 Matt freeze deaths
Richers Adams Robinson McKenzie. I mean McKinney. I mean both the difference is just the same, no
Yeah, I mean we're gonna clear blows him for sure I mean if today's gonna be a
Good day. I get accepted in a perfect world. I get accepted into streamer you
and
USA wins move back in
So over to
The Balagan takes me back
But I'm not gonna let Balagan's takes me before before a game
You're not locked in bro. It's no way
No reply bro, but honestly, it's fun. It's fun
He's locked the fucking this is a lot of pressure
Why would he say Jason and we I mean bro, I he's locked
Good news
Neither Jeremy Dooku or Kevin De Bruyne are in Belgium starting 11. Wait, why why are they boycotting?
Why?
They're washed?
Boss call.
96?
But fuck
Yeah, how has this house to take today's room in camera work wise let me know
Good
Same
Ron's calling.
Yo.
It's good, bro.
Yo, bro, you ready for draft day?
I'm fuckin' ready, more than ready.
Okay, so do we make a rule?
What's up, bro?
If you get accepted, and I don't, and vice versa, we can't go, yeah?
We can't go yeah
I'm gonna be honest. I think you have a better chance of getting accepted than me, so honestly, I'm down to take
No, you got a maybe I got another I didn't get a maybe bro. I got a fucking denied. Oh shit
She thrills can you invite Marlon to the court? I don't have his discord course bro. Of course. I got the big M3s discord
Wait, I don't have it this quarter. What wait, I don't have it this quarter. Oh shit
Fuck you mean. Oh shit
Lacey, how are you gonna go with a torn ACL? Oh
Oh
My god, you see that shit
Oh my god.
Bro.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Who are you saying no to, bro?
Bro, what are we doing, bro?
Like, come on.
What do you mean, what are we doing?
We're waiting for KC 1.1 to go live.
If I was in the item shop, would y'all refund me?
I'm dead as anxious. I'm dead as anxious. I need I need to ease the fucking edge.
Take me home to a place I belong West Virginia,
Mama take me home country roll
This is like our what wonder wall
This is our wonder wall
Don't
Who added in this shit?
Who made, who's account is this bruh?
Who's account is this?
Yeah, I'm good!
Who did this?
Who made this account, bro?
Oh my, bro, he's reposin' it too?
What the fuck?
Yo, how you like?
Ja Ja Jason 09?
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Oh my god, thank you, bro.
This is not my old, bro.
Oh my god, it's not my old.
My old, I have no posts on.
I swear to god, bro, these are my accounts.
These are my account bro.
I'm gonna have to follow them back.
I'm gonna lie.
Yo!
Yo.
What's up bro?
Yo bro.
You wanna talk or you wanna deafen?
You can let me know.
I don't mind.
I just wanna know.
No, I'm not gonna talk bro.
I'm dead ass anxious.
I just need some shit to take off the edge of what I've been watching.
Funny memes.
I'll be honest with you bro.
Whether NMS whether stable
Marlin
Listen, we got it. It's all be united together tonight. It's all about Hartford bandages
What's your discord Marlin?
My number what's your discord man, I don't have his discord either I come at him
Like bro, I guess not
Burger just went live. I'm out. Oh, okay. I got his discord
I mean, let me ask Marlin's definitely getting in
I mean, look at Marlin. Who would deny Marlin?
Let's get again PE teacher definitely getting in bro
Fuck man, I like all I can think about is fuck a view count man.
Oh shit.
Can I not say that like damn man?
So cute!
I'm not 3 apples tall.
He might get accepted too.
Yeah bro, let's make this call jumping.
Marlon, add me back dude.
three apples to add silky everybody man again everybody here man you got to
get us wants to join who else wants to join we need everybody everybody in the
chat who needs it bro just say their names have me okay here we go we fucking
go guys bro I this is just this is homecoming man I feel so good
Okay, no troll though. We're about to see the biggest purple streak ever dude. I'm not gonna lie bro. I might get the hundred
I'm gonna get the hundred Marlon. I have to do this for the bot
I'm not gifted shit until I get to that archive. I don't give a fuck. I swear to God, too
You want to be yeah, no, I'm I see if I'm gonna sneak into fucking
just to get the vivette I swear I made it on Fox let's go was it what was the
one where I'm one of the type of like ha ha ha they seem fuck a view count bro
how many times I gotta tell you that you're off fake call what the fuck are
you sending me dude
what the fuck I'm nervous bro I think I'm just gonna I'm just gonna host burger
fuck this shit there's 10 minutes left
bro wait I'm on TV wait click me I want to see
What the fuck is this oh my god, bro, bro, Marlon, man, I added you
I don't know why I just like clean clean what a match
Ladies and gentlemen, we are about nine minutes away if you're nervous dropping me
I need to play some songs. Somebody send me music so I can call myself seriously
I'm listening to the fortnight theme song right now to calm myself down. I need something. I need something to ease the anxiety somebody
Also, by the way, I just want to do quick reminder to anyone in the chat like I
Where I don't need the guys to get the subs like don't feel the need to gift
You know I'm saying like if y'all feel like gift me bro
Crucifix something that's never been done
Go someplace you've never been
Eventually you have to stop chasing the world's attention and start chasing the world's respect
Go ahead
Look up at the red. I miss it way more stupid
go someplace you was a half a fucking friend I deadass made it bro I'm I'm the
face of fucking USA
That's me! That's my SOTOR!
Oh my god we made it!
In fact y'all made it to the tripod! We did as made it!
Oh my god!
Oh my god we made it bro!
Drive course even at 10! Wigs even at 5!
holy shit bro we're gonna beat belgium today let's fucking go man
wow hey look up at the rest of all this climb
That isn't expectations. It's receipts. Cold, hard facts.
What are we at?
Something you can't quantify.
The best, excellent signal.
Something they don't.
This place has got ballistic.
We're winning this whole shit!
We are winning this shit!
Oh man, this should not be crazy, bro.
This should not be crazy, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Other news clip?
Oh guys, Bonnie Blue is not getting accepted.
What are y'all saying?
What are y'all, Samuro?
What about a Mewtwo?
There you go, Sam.
So, one play a song.
I need to ease the anxiety.
Wait, boss, you're having a lot of anxiety right now?
What?
A little bit, yeah.
Oh, this is pretty good.
But like, why would I say, why would I say so, bro?
You don't have anxiety because you know
you're going to get accepted, bro.
Fuck you.
I honestly don't think I would get accepted.
I'm not even totally.
Shut up, bro.
No, bro, but like, you know what I mean?
This guy, like, be too slimy.
I need something to calm myself, bro.
Calm.
Guys, I can't do this anymore.
I can't.
I can't do this anymore.
Yo calm the- hey calm your horses man okay?
No no no I can't I don't want to do this anymore guys.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I gotta, I'm gonna hold someone but I don't know who to hold.
Maybe, maybe, maybe he's gonna have to do this with me.
You're gonna hold someone?
I'll go and kill that.
Yo Jay what do you have on right now bro?
Um, I'm easing my anxiety.
You have I, okay if you all get it sitting down
I'm leaving Core, it's official.
Wait, so boys, can we just talk about a thing real quick?
No, that's what I said, Mark.
If you want to talk about that, we'll talk about that.
So, let's just hype them to say, right?
Me and Jason doesn't get accepted, right?
And then y'all get accepted, like, are y'all gonna, like, skip or what?
Oh, what?
If y'all don't get accepted-
It's either all of us or none of us!
Fast!
That's how he's like.
Thanks.
He's your anxiety with this?
If Drew didn't film it.
if you get accepted you have to give me a new wardrobe
what the fuck? where am I getting?
yeah im not sure bro
yo guys, you know who's 100% getting accepted?
Marlin
Kai
what?
im not gonna lie, go ahead and mute yourself again
go ahead and mute yourself back
what the fuck is going on?
we are gonna make it
we're gonna make it!
I'm not gonna lie though. You guys they have to win right? That's awesome. They're going to win
By the way, I'm the face of USA if you guys want to check out this link
Fuck sport much time left bro. Oh my god. Oh my god. Three minute. Oh my god. Oh my god my heart
Go ahead and watch it.
I have nothing.
Oh, what is it?
Oh.
Did I go feed her mochat to see all the subs come in?
Or should I just go full?
Look.
It's the dragon warrior.
He's an F11.
You don't belong here.
Hey!
Open the door!
Let me in!
You're a disgrace to Kung Fu and if you have any respect for who we are and what we
You, you will be gone by morning.
You?
Him?
He's a panda.
You're a panda.
What are you gonna do, big guy?
Sit on me?
Then why did you quit?
You knew I was trying to get rid of you, yet you stayed.
Yeah, I stayed.
I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head,
or said I smelled, it hurt.
hurt, but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me.
I stay because I thought if anyone could change me, could make me not me, it was you.
Oh
This was the one destined to stop me
No
The big fat panda and treats it like a joke
Sucks more dead than anyone in the history of kung fu in the history of China in the history of sucking
probably
Five man. You should have seen them. They totally hate me totally
How's she thought they're gonna turn me into the dragon warrior?
I'm Poe.
I'm surprised you remember so little.
But, you were so little when it happened.
I'm Poe in this story.
I wouldn't get accepted as frame or doom.
Because it's Daniel.
You tell him you're so.
But here's your answer.
Stay down.
the fucking bro. Yo boys, let's get locked in. Let's get locked in boys. All right.
It's time. Let's get locked in boys. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. Oh
my god. I got timed out for 15 minutes. Oh my god. I'm spending W's in this. Yeah,
Seven W's
It is fucking time, man
Oh my fucking god
Hey, how am I, should we put some bets on that? He's gonna be like five time when he's late?
No, if he's late, just go
Guys not gonna go live
As a wait room
He's not gonna be late
Guys
One minute guys
Look at his fucking chat
Pause the music, it's time
Bro, this looks like a stable runoto chat when he clicks the go live button
Oh my god, this is legendary. Wait, how many subs is I want to see how many subs he goes
Oh, fuck a sub count make every sub count
Well, I think yes 100,000 people in this offline chat manager for sure for sure
I'm dead, so anxious. I need to play my anxiety music
I
Keep on watching. He is my anxiety
Seven six five four three two
Two
Like she's late
That's the intro what the fuck he just started
I'm just
He's late, bro if stable road was like they hate on me bro. No, I'm
nah
Nah, bro really high one point one million
Waiting live on YouTube live on YouTube
Check it right now, check it right now.
41K waiting?
Let's check.
He's got to be cap.
No, never mind, never mind.
Wait, we watch YouTube or Twitch, low key, after ads, low key, fuck it, we do YouTube?
I don't think I would.
He's got to step up, buddy.
Oh my god, here from Ky's chat, why do you look like that?
I'm not going to lie.
Yo guys, I know Ky's got to get a lot of gifts and subs, just keep in mind, you guys don't have to gift me.
have to get there is a race to give you some fruit
uh-huh
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Oh my god, my heros意 is not working. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
watch this in calm. wait, twitch crap? I know it didn't.
yeah, it did, it did, hang on. I can't I can't
are you literally crushed? I can literally crush the site
I came to nothing. Look at this shit.
I'm literally clicking on Jinxie's shirt.
Wait, Shannon, y'all still here?
Oh, there we go. There we go.
In seconds. In seconds.
Oh, wait, what?
I'm gonna miss it again.
Bro, bro, you know why Ka- you know why it's-
was she scratching?
Bro, me and Kai got an M, bro.
No, don't rate me.
Bro.
What did I-
Oh my god, bro. I'm actually anxious.
I need this, bro.
Bro, my shit is not working. What the fuck?
Why is there so many cat looking sideways?
I'm gonna say yo, come on. You're all like
It's just like miserable
A dude
Chas y'all like that too or no Rekha's isn't either. I bet that like gosh. No, where is Kai?
Guys, don't feel the need to subscribe right now or give subs. I promise you guys I just say
Oh my god
He trust website
Why I'm on the website. I'm not gonna make you to I might do you too. Fuck it. Oh, no you're gonna have YouTube
Blah Shaq all the wall. What do you mean goal?
My shit not working
No, no, no, no, no, no live rows to men is lies. Keckwit Keckwit. I'm getting the fucking laughing emoji pointing face, bro
That's fuck a view count make every view what?
Belgium has two shots on goal already. No way they have
Are they fucking us right now? 51% is the possession shots on target to wait
So my question is why wouldn't they push back the World Cup game if Kyle is going live. That's what
I did not say anything bear shut up
Mail you've got mail
I
I don't get accepted in my own stream you guys are haters bro
Haters at the table with dinner or success
It's okay, sonny
Which fixed we back
Holy she
Well, son, I think Kai won't be mad. Holy she I think we'll be okay
Then that is oh, yo, sonny, yo, sonny, but is this gonna start like I'm nervous why it's crazy
Hey, y'all think he's gonna get like straight into it or no boys
No, if I was him, are you kidding me? What I would do is I would put I'll do three minute ads and every like five minutes
I would just I would get up and just be like just I'll just run it every time
Where's the link for to his YouTube lives like the the premiere?
Hey y'all are dick riding bro. Just wait man. He'll be here in a minute. He just texted me
Check his a you will wait for you know no matter
matter matter how long it takes. Bro, you're the king. Pardon? Oh my god. Why is that a
YouTube stream? All right, Kai just texted me. He said he said yo Ron can you let everyone
know that the pregame to the streamer university announcement is on your stream. Bro Kai chill
bro. You don't gotta do that man. Wait bro YouTube chest in the L's I don't like this
I don't like that. I don't like that at all. Bro. Let them hate haters are
In the table that wins success like literally
What a bear go
I'm not gonna why am I not watching the game while we wait what the fuck I'm bugging bro because what I'm too anxious to watch
Anything besides kai street. Wait guys
What do you say you're laid till 9 p.m. Waiting room is in Lacey Street
What?
I mean, I guess.
Bro, Kai just texted me, bro.
What are you saying?
He said, yo, make sure to let everyone know, Ron, that I put my, uh, my sub count for you so anyone who gives a sub to you goes to me.
Guys, don't give me subs, man. Come on, don't do it.
Yeah, that's actually crazy actually crazy.
I'm gonna get banned for having that one.
Oh fuck, good luck Jacko, appreciate you dude.
I was gonna sub so I don't gotta fucking do it.
Guys, when you have that many viewers it does not catch up.
I'm not gonna lie.
What do you think Kai's doing right now?
It's a prep. What do you think he's doing?
Opening my stream watching
Wait, what do you like catch up on?
No, cuz they said the chatters don't matter with the view count like it doesn't when you have like that many viewers
It's not a line. Oh, yeah, yeah, I watch case. Oh, okay, so I have like 60 with like 35
Holy shit
Give me Viva
No, that's wrong. How do you already forgot the lyrics?
Yeah, why do you guys use this fucking emote every time I sing now?
It's so- Oh, when I used to sing payphone, they just put W's. Now let's just turn this shit off.
Bro, bro, bro.
Wait.
Oh my god, I have a genius idea, y'all.
What is it?
Life on IG, life on IG.
Stay for the- Stay smarter.
IG, IG, IG.
IG!
No, no!
Wait, what was the B? Where, where, where?
Oh, no, no, I see it, I see it.
Okay, so what?
What?
Don't fuck?
It says live.
It said live, bro.
No, I can see it, I can see it, I can see it.
Excuse me, excuse me.
What's that?
Excuse me?
I'm watching right now, I'm watching right now.
Scream!
Oh my god, it's not his face.
Oh my god, professor.
A professor, Lys is getting me right now.
right now wait squeeze there Marlon stop being weird oh
squeeze out of here bro
I got you in the mouth so I'm pretty happy bro I'm actually happy so um that's
what happens everybody have a link and ask us good good stream is gonna be nice
and you know nice and you know but uh I don't have so much and later mgm
yo
Professor first no no
What the fuck what the fuck that is quick
Bro, no way
USA, please
I'm bad. I don't score. They're saying don't score. I'm bad. They did it
Marlin Marlin Dennis and Papa Screenshare. That was so far
USA is not gonna lose bro, just wait a score
It's scored ten minutes in fuck me, man. Oh, damn. That's already bowed nine minutes in
It's just like people from the u.s. Laughing
Cut!
Cut.
Oh.
Guys, the USA's gonna win.
And if they don't, we're gonna send in fucking Marlon.
Tch.
Thanks.
Wait, Streamer University has a channel?
Oh, no, this is definitely FH.
Wait, guys.
When you- when you search up Kaysen,
out on Twitch, we come up.
Hey, shut the fuck up.
He's alive!
Oh god!
Oh my god.
He's alive.
The K-PKC1 million.
Oh my god.
Fuck oh my god
Well, I'm not seeing it. I'm not seeing it. Well, what life actually life welcome smiley face
Well, I don't see it. I don't see it. I don't see it
We fuck
Oh my god
He just cleared my son
yo
Bro suki boot it up guys
Bro
Ready to get the pop what it
What do you got man?
Bro look at his subs, bro
you
The end.
Damn Bro.
2-0 you were stuck by the way.
What?
2-0.
No it's not.
Why would you just lie?
I used to be
What the hell I know?
Oh man.
How about good?
He is not good.
He's behind some of the high train wreckers.
He's good.
Holy shit.
Oh, shit
He's dragging this interval come on top get in there man. What I'm gonna run at least four more songs. You crazy
Everybody try to get a streamer you man
How long is the stream gonna be?
Like how long is it?
Oh shit!
Fucking middle shit!
Oh shit, that's his shit.
Oh he restarted it.
Oh, one more.
Hey, hold on now.
What are you talking about?
Hahaha!
That's funny as fuck!
Damn!
Oh
Brought he did I stole my video
I
People monster, yo bro, it's wrong with you. Yeah
You must say
I
Play like shit apparently
That was an injury
I
Mr. Matt every five
Wait guys, let me put our chat next to each other, yes?
Maybe, maybe we can out-purple Kaisen that's chat.
Come on, let's do this, y'all.
We got this shit.
Come on.
Come on, y'all.
Let's go.
Come on.
kick rocks thank you guys for the purple hearts thank you
for bars honestly that's bad bro let's take hey super stupid kitty
I mean but I thought it worked oh my god oh my god song sending y'all song
sending another intro another intro
Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.
Hello?
What the fuck?
Another hat, Joe!
Bro!
Wait, more than that's you! I saw you! Fuck you!
you
He's on his webcam, mate!
I saw him hit a heart!
Check me out here, mate!
He's got a lot of spud, Kai!
Oh my gosh!
You haven't seen this one!
Okay, hold on.
I'm sorry, this is Kai's stream.
I don't know what to tell you, buddy.
I actually don't know.
what to tell you turn the game down guy
oh my god I'm sweating a little bit
he has two campus police badges
yo yo what up bro what's going on boys
history has been made
hold on hold on hold on
oh my god
How the fuck did he go?
$23,000!
Yo, how low did he came back?
Buffy, seriously!
God damn!
Yo, OK, hold on!
Overlifts is a little bit more now,
because there's Twitch chat and there's YouTube chat.
Now, hold on!
Let me address Homebase.
Homebase?
And then we're going to introduce the next homebase.
Is it no or no?
To me, Homebase.
Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I feel it creeping up already.
I feel myself getting it and getting back into this back down.
T-
I feel it creeping up.
Holy shuck of mine as fuck.
Holy fuck and I'm sweating too.
Hi, you're on your webcam, Mike.
Hi, come on.
Damn, god!
He's back into it, Kai.
Oh my god, you fucking old little lady!
Fuck!
You see I'm in the rain!
Yo, he's really back, he's really back.
He's jumping around his shit.
Oh my god.
Yo, you're a soulmate of mine.
Oh my god.
I said that's the cousin that's the old car
I'm listening
Talk to me guy
Yo, if I get you if I give if I give I gotta get in right do not yeah, give or give give so love
Yeah, that's so awesome. You can show love next. All right. Yeah
Okay, give one K
Okay, I hear you guy
That's not how we become united bro!
bro listen this Bible came from heaven itself
you know it's not even a winner
this is so divisible
okay now also real shit though
also real shit
MGM
oh my god I already have two chats now
okay but this is fine
oh my god I already have several hundred
he's turning them pumping
what the fuck is this
Yeah
With me
Yeah, I hope y'all been taking care of yourselves
You say free kick oh
No, look at my self count, look at my self count,
you're going to look crazy.
You're going to be in the empire.
These are two castles merging one toward.
OK.
Oh!
All right, lower mic.
OK, I will.
Ready?
Oh, it's probably the game, game.
My game.
How does it sound right now?
To me with another free kick goal, let's go.
It's a good testing.
It's a good, it's a good.
U.S.A. Scorpe, W fuckin' U.S.A.
Black and U.S.A., man.
I don't know. I'm not gonna hear it.
I'm not gonna say anything.
I feel like I've been watching the goddamn football games
got there all every day, but today I didn't watch
the Portugal one.
We got there all.
They wanna get the goddamn one.
Spain.
WLARP, LARP, LARP, LARP, LARP, LARP, LARP, LARP, LARP,
WLARP, man.
What's your group?
I'm not gonna look at you.
NIGGA.
Jason, I want it.
I don't know, bro.
I know ball.
Oh my god, bro, that's not lark. That's called supporting the game of football
Wait, who's you say playing
Let me give let me give
Bells and gold is fuck off. Let me say my god. What's going? Oh, bro. Let me share my 56 months of that. I kept going
I think we're at support bro that dick right is that dick right if he means
Oh my god.
We did it.
Woo.
We did it.
Oh my god.
We did it, bro.
Yo, they got to stop playing.
Let's go.
They got to go.
Yo, come on.
Come on.
Come on, baby.
Come on, come on, we don't know what we're doing.
Well, I'm on the phone.
I'm on my phone.
One of our solicitors has to be at this dog's $10.
That was a hack.
Wait, what happened?
For me, it's a 10.
You heard it.
OK.
I didn't hear it.
I ain't got a lot.
I saw a message going, bro.
I saw it.
What'd you say?
What'd you say, bro?
Starscream Reukar.
I'm very grateful for it.
What'd you say, bro?
Mr. TNT, thanks for the 10 gifted.
Starscream Reukar.
He doesn't have to start it right now, bro.
He just got back bro, chill.
Oh my god, wait, hold on, somebody's gifting in my YouTube chat.
I don't know how to do this.
Oh my gosh, hold on, this is hard.
Okay, this is actually hard.
I can't read the YouTube chat.
YouTube, I can't read y'all.
Y'all gifting, I can't read it though.
But, 15 million, so much guys,
we're about to be brought up with abilities
for the students and professors right now.
Oh, shit.
You guys are new here.
Touch, everybody's gonna be able to like and subscribe.
I need to lock in, bro.
It's too much audio.
You guys are new here.
Everybody like and subscribe.
Sky Jackson, with the 10 gifted.
Speaking of Jackson's,
This guy Jackson.
Michael Jackson.
That movie was so peak bro.
I didn't get to watch it.
It's going on a swimmer, you say?
It's Jackson bro.
I went to the premier.
How many students?
How many professors?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten, eleven.
You said he was that who all boys?
Ah!
Eleven bro!
Oh, the competition!
Bro, three janitors, three janitors.
Two campus police, one librarian, one guidance counselor.
Bro, we could do it, we could do it, bro, we could do it.
Bro, I'm club director, I'll be down to be a club director.
Bro, janitor, literally anything.
I'll be anything, leaving part of the staff.
Emily already token age professor.
Bro, they're gonna switch it up.
All right, the same professors from last year,
You mean same person this year, right?
Does he know
Oh
No, he's the out of service don't start give me
You're not gonna get me
I can't do it. I can't do it. He already has the professors. There's no point. There's no point
Now you good
You won't get a thousand stars. I would never
right now bro hell fucking pride what was your shit working
nigga I haven't got paid for no 20
yo this is not healthy
yo I'm not alive
whoa
oh my god
oh bro
yo kai
can't wait
to
Yo Kai, yo Kai, can't wait to go to streamer you.
Anyways bro, cuz cuz cuz it's a family right now.
Where the fuck's that though?
One one platform can't get as much love as, what the fuck is that?
150 gifted from Smitty goat, holy fuck.
Yo Kai, ready for ready to teach at streamer you.
Oh
Sonny locked the fucking dead ass
Now elbows, bro, no John L fucking John bro. Oh
My god, dude, take that fucking badge away
Bro broad fixture shit, thank you man. All right. I'm gonna say this one time alone time only bro. Okay
Okay
Listen to me if we mess up again
Oh, you have to bring your black ass down here. I thought CV was white and I have to smack you
I'm gonna take it out on the TV. I'm gonna take it only on on CV
if we
Mess up one more time on YouTube
See me hop in your car and come to the house. He called me black to change
about that
Anyways, okay, um
We're back. We're back. Hopefully that is it. Hopefully we are back. Okay. Let's go ahead and get to the nitty-gritty. All right
Okay, we have this angle
Okay, I'm already fucking up. It's me. Oh brother brother. This angle. What is this angle, bro?
Okay
Hey, dude, just add a shit just add it fuck you why not?
What is that her okay streamer you what is it? What is that?
Drone shot woe
Generator for the vet machine how many how many times cause next practice day you think
Okay, holy first-time chatters man
Alright, so I literally have
Think I'm a jig. Okay, YouTube is my thing too. So I have a thing of a jig now think I'm a jig. Yeah, all right
Now as you guys can see
My carpet is cleaning test it is not clean. All right. I
Clean my carpet while I was going as well. That's it is
It's how it looks you know, I think it's clean my words are now up
Son, yeah, okay
No, you did it bro
Just this is like a
Resident Evil car facts
Which part of me?
People's
Awards over here. I'm feeling pretty good. Okay?
next
Okay, now we gotta not be flowing out next
I
Okay, my dad is very clean now, you know, you guys won't be able to see it. Um, but my dad is very clean now
Also, what did I miss? I miss Michael Jackson
What else I missed we missed a lot
Someone selling some mail send him some mail
Drake's album
What else Jason and Wien's Island stream?
What is it? I miss y'all the next fucking one
The creation of core
He busted oh shit, he got the badge, right?
You can now pre-order it now. You can now pre-order you can now can pre-order
You see six Spider-Man cuz I'm a day one every big wagon Spider-Man supporter
That's
He not be a whole all types of shit
That's a
Spider-Man bro
I've been
Talk about
It's only two people
That inspired the world that has heavy inspiration also in my personal life. It's only two people
Do what you say
And Michael Jackson
Very very very a lot of inspiration and like well who wants to like match up their like capabilities
I'm taking over the world like they can I don't know he's gonna save me. I don't want that's crazy
I gotta be at least
I'm getting to the nitty-gritty y'all
Why oh what have I been doing since I think?
The man um nine months is a long time. Yes, okay now months is a super super super
We missed you man. Okay. Um
Hey, I'm probably wondering I see everybody. Oh my god, what would you take long so what would it take so long?
And why would he do this and why would he do that and why wouldn't he just do both?
Honestly check after my fifth time three. I
genuinely needed to like comment or reset
When I was uh after my fifth time three was over
It was very like it was a toll so I had to you know get back into hibernation just to get my mom right
But as I was doing that well before my fifth on three. I already know what to look at my clothes
Okay, but as I was doing that okay, um, oh my gosh, you to chat and uh,
To chat a complete two different personalities. Okay, I think you to chat might be younger
In a way both y'all niggas is young
I'm saying L pimples in the YouTube channel make sure y'all just heavy. Oh, yeah, I remember she did pass away
RP that was all right, so doing the nom once I had to work on my clothes
You feel what I'm saying? I'm gonna be honest with y'all, bro
I've always been a firm believer in not half-assing anything clothes is so different from
Heria, my area in order for me to build my foundation that I needed to get this thing going
I need to focus on my clothes
I mean, I've seen the vet book bro. It's true now like
Like, because it's been sending back in my mind that I've been wanting to do it.
That's why.
Like clothes has been sending I've been wanting to do it.
And I've gotten to fully build the foundation.
No way you better feel some unreleased event, right?
Okay.
And I am so happy I played a real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real,
I
This is finished
Okay, I was in there. I was in the I was in that book. I was looking at it
I'm probably wondering bro. Like oh my god, bro
What's up with waters that think he is game like who the hell does he think he is chat?
The goal of this journal, this is journal one fuck it. I'm gonna go ahead and say it
Listen to this is journal one listen slash the first collection
I remember that page bro, no, I remember that page
Okay
Leaks, bro
LEAKS DUDE!
Okay, I leave.
Oh, that was crazy! Okay.
Um...
The writing is done, and the purpose behind...
Yeah, I wanna know what was in the book, or what I read.
I never told anyone, because I didn't want to leak.
My goal is to...
I've been duplicating this journal
for the first orders that come through for the close.
But in this journal, we'll show you the progress
building out the collection from scrap to finish.
Um, the overlays are, are, wait, I don't even hear overlays.
Wait, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel.
What is going on?
I don't even know.
Yo, Danish, lock the fuck in, Danish.
Do your fucking job, Danish.
Is it muted?
Bro, y'all been hearing it the entire time?
Why do y'all keep saying,
Like seriously, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Patience. It is okay. It's muted. Okay, but
For ten minutes. Wow
so look guys
dumb fucking on this so that I can
Make copies of it and duplicate the journal and include it into the packaging of the first
However many orders that come through. I'm buying. I said
These will be inside if you get a piece of clothing it will be inside of there
And you will be it's kind of cool. It's like a collectible how the journal is like how much you think of a Vegek is gonna cost
Oh, I'm beyond that should probably be expressing every major collection that there is. Okay. Um, this is now in the Arkham
I need that I need that and I finally built the best foundation for it and I'm so happy to anybody who
I'm sorry to anybody who uplifting me during that time I'm so happy to anybody who may have hated on me
because honestly I have a hate one now I never hated on you KC3
I never hated on you, bro
Why I'm saying oh I never hate on him
You made a Frank Ocean video how's that hating that's homage
Also
He did the thing, bro
There's how a lot of videos on Cosmine
Why is on the lease and that is staying on release until I can't do it because I'm not ready for a niggas to be on my dick again
Okay
All right
It's just it's just personal videos of me reading of me in the gym and of me
Working on my clothes and shit. I guess personal documents. Oh
a documentary. Okay, I'll be honest. Okay. The greats of sour. I swear. I swear to you.
I was not clip farming, bro. I was not performing it. Like the greats are generally sour. And
they taste good. You know what I'm saying? I was bringing greats bro to establish water
like awesome shit. I feel you. Just start watering and watering and watering and watering
And it act like greats is does that for me games like that was really a genuine
That's like I don't understand
Okay, um, all right
Yeah, I'm just be lying. I got it y'all
I gotta get serious for a little bit just for a tiny lock it in lock me lock
Bro the anxiety keeps building bros bring out the white boys. This is the right thing to do to get some things off my chest y'all
all right
Honestly, okay, so everybody calm down everybody
just chill, just chill, sometimes you got to have some serious moments on this bitch
and it's gonna be my last time addressing this and I'm not gonna address it
anymore, okay? It's more than the right thing to do and I just want to get out
the way so it's off my consciousness, okay? After I left y'all, okay? After I got off
market on
Mark in December you literally seen my relationship
Everybody on the internet
You know why I hated it because it was the way I reacted to
To
I got a song for you guys. I've been there to the way we have broken
I was a mature
It was I want to send a
direct and
straightforward apology to
GG Wow because Wow
She was in the innocent space and bubble and
and
All of these accusations that had came out and all these goddamn narratives that came out and everything that got goddamn jacked it up
Was just not true. I literally
Hmm. I mean
He'd be in the big event right now. No, it's a it takes a lot
I had the time to defend her or defend her
online and goddamn
You know like defend her name on he's he's fun back
I apologize right now because like I don't know to this day nigga
There's still fucking narratives. I got them. I oh she only got them two million dollars. What is crazy?
um
There was no
Like we had fell out because of personal reasons
behind the scenes and then once that shit got damn happened it was just like
toxic as fuck because she
did not
Do anything outside of our relationship. She did not do anything like that and I did not come forward to address that
The sources that it came from was goddamn crazy though like
Bro, y'all shoulda seen it. Yeah, Maz bruh. Oh god Maz. Can I do something please? Please, man.
Random ass
I'm seeing like damn, you know
And I eventually the end of that paid out how it played out which I don't like how it like kind of like
Happened in front of everybody and yeah, I want to come here. I say apology to her because you know at one point, you know
She was the best friend of me and I still got love for her
You know, we're not together and I don't you know, she she probably gonna see this is on but I'm not gonna say
I like you know
She's crazy. That's the first thing he said. She was
Okay, come on back. That's respect, bro. It's your friends and
That is something that you guys will never see me do again, you know, and I would never
Was my life it just won't happen
I see more goddamn allegations game more shit with me and
and Brianna and just weird fucking stuff that was so weird bro and yeah like I just have
to tell y'all to stop doing that bro please stop doing that bro can we just stop all
the weird narratives that doesn't get around me it's just unfortunately it will never
stop
And, you know, like, the way everything had gotten to me before everything broke apart
was just like fucking crazy.
And the fact that I didn't step in to interfere with any of that for nine months because I
wanted to unplug myself from the internet, tell me why you taking the time to do it now
is because it's the best time to do it, all right?
So I need y'all to chill, okay, on everybody, all right?
If you don't hear nothing coming out my mouth about anything do not believe it game. I promise y'all, bro
Retweet if y'all hear anything coming out my mouth do not believe it retweet from anything do not believe it game retweet, okay?
so
I'm definitely never gonna come to the internet about shit ever. I'm just never ever ever ever ever that's smart
I don't like okay, but um, yeah
I want to get that off the way. I have a list of things I kind of want to talk about okay? Okay now
It is time y'all
What boy
Ladies and gentlemen
Why boy and girls white boy
Why boy
Streamer University
2026 is now in effect.
White boy, bro, white boy.
This is what I want to do before we get into anything is simply this.
Class of 2025, give me a fucking hug.
Everybody, no, no, no, no, no, give me a hug.
Give me a fucking hug.
Give me a hug.
Class of 2025, give me a fucking hug right now.
Everybody get up everybody get up. I don't know who watching but get up
So we need to go listen to speak to you. It wasn't me dude. Everybody talk to me about me. It wasn't me. I got the night
I got the night and I'm gonna say give me your heart for a reason. Okay
You guys believe in an idea I
Applied bro
Everybody shit it on I did as a blighter off-screen from the small creators
to the big creators
You guys believed in an idea that I had that a lot of people didn't really see the vision for but yeah, I did and
I appreciate that you know
And I'm just so thankful for those who was a part of it because right now
I'm not confirmed saying that I'm pretty sure nobody was
Didn't know about
I
University is happening every goddamn year
So as long as I am alive
2027 2028 that's his shit 2029
20 I'm going and getting bigger. Hey, I don't make it this year. I'm there next year bro facts because honestly
Yeah, I didn't I never knew that this could be at this scale and I really have an emotional spot for
just wait what if I'm a kid and we both go to server you together bro like I just love what we
all together last year I looked at over the course of days and I see four days of just like greatness
of just like people effortlessly making content LeBron up and it just felt so good you feel me
It just felt so good.
Amazing.
And it's something that I really want to do.
And I'm so excited for y'all to see.
you
Oh
My god
Stop your honey shit, gang stop being funny and that's what's wrong with your game offense
You always want to be running on a green seat on a money seat. We leave in that 25
Two names of Duke Dennis. Thanks, bro. You don't do that shit no more, bro
That I mean
Not fast now we get off that break. No, so my ampina is not a real shit game
So let me go ahead and make something clear. I mean Loki wants to do gris not a bad show
Okay, it's happening. Okay, bro, it's made it go. They said oh, I'm dead. That's getting hot, bro
I'm getting hot
The class of 2026
Okay
Let me explain to y'all and break down to y'all. What is about to happen?
Okay, OECS students, okay, I'm rooting for them bro, rooting for them, Chad, who are we rooting for?
I'm rooting for Haskell and OECS.
Now probably all wondering, what machine this is?
This machine will produce the students of twenty, twenty, six.
Wow, are they going to pop out of the machine?
OK.
This machine will not only produce and chunk out
the 2026 students.
What?
Yugi's there.
Wait, is Yugi live?
It will generate.
Oh, wait.
And give us a little insight.
Oh, they're all together.
That's cute.
I'm going to ask you, bro.
I'm a small creator, it's a big creator, whatever it is.
Oh my God, he's a big creator.
It would tell me.
Oh my God, oh my God.
A little insight.
Am I a big creator?
Do I call myself a big creator or a medium creator?
Whatever it is.
Um.
Am I a medium creator or a big creator?
Thanks for the finishing.
What's wrong?
Appreciate it.
Now, mods and YouTube.
Ugly, that's not an option, bro.
That was a chat.
Last year, the shoot had exclusive merch.
Okay, I want some streamer you slides, please
Hey, do you see your house? What do you think you are?
This year
I need you!
Whatever much that you guys want.
Not the best you are kind!
No!
I need it!
This one, these are going to be very, very, a lot of...
This is a piece I got personally,
but I just wanted to preview something like that a little bit.
But you guys,
I need you!
But you guys it's a crazy Jackson, but yeah, it's been okay, but you guys will have the opportunity
To start signing up for the merch so in case you guys will like to go
I've never I haven't been much on seven days in y'all. I haven't been much from seven days in but here you guys go
Okay, you guys can put your emails as follows. You guys can get alerted for when the merch drops
Okay, the merch will drop for it. It's a crazy good affordable collection check
It is really good and well-priced. I'm not gonna lie like some good-ass stuff. All right. Um, we gotta see more of that on
Shipping University pages stuff like that if you guys would like to go there put in the number go
Email so you guys can get alerted it will be up until now and they're probably gonna drop it in
Two days, I think we got the merchant like two days or something like that. I don't care. I'm swollen it I
Don't care. Yeah, man. It was much
Seven A's in I got some real good ones. I'll make sure that you know, I have a nervous
Merch go ahead go crazy
As you guys know, no you guys will have exclusive things on campus for yourself
Okay, you guys will have exclusive merch whatever it is
Excepted you guys will have a piece that is different from the world. Just like I did last year
Okay, but see what I'm out with that 50 fucking dip that
Okay, I gotta stop doing that this nigga is heavily like this nigga recovered
Like I keep like why am I doing that petite? They should have 50 get there. All right
Already
I'm ready
You too check are you ready?
It's anybody locked in. It's anybody good gather your family
Popcorn gather whatever y'all gotta gather man
gather what I'm gonna go gather man I'm fuckin ready um we ready
chat or YouTube chat make sure you guys pin the creator also on the streaming
university website it will start updating every time somebody is revealed
what somebody is revealed your twitch and your social media information will
be on the streaming university website so everybody yes pin the creator
Tile little motherfucking James. It's a 50 get it
Who do I get who do I do it?
Appreciate the 50 get it okay
Heights
If you don't get accept I literally look
Brothers and sisters
No, no, it means everything to me
No, no
Person who loves to create
Nothing at all. I will tell you
Thanks for the one hundred get depreciated
Thank you for the one hundred get them appreciate it. Oh my god. Everybody gets a lot of credit
Okay, all right, I have y'all know
Okay, no more shoes. I am come on. Stop. All right, Bonnie. Stop Bonnie's the last one
If I do money, what's a lock in if I don't know
Okay
Here we go, we're select. Oh my god. If you don't get in it's okay. I got a
OCS
OCS in Haskell I want them in as soon as bro. I want to be able to teach them
We don't get accepted okay
Like yeah, here we go get yourself in first. I mean bro. I'm over my friends first
I'm nervous cuz I'm like everybody to come bro. That's why I'm so nervous came
Why does it come out oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
What the fuck?
What type of contraction is this?
What the fuck?
Is this a vet machine?
Holy shit.
This has been about to blow up, bro.
Nah, bro.
Nah, bro. Nah, nah
Lovebunny's got too much money, bro. Lovebunny's got way too much money
Can't please be careful, Conn
No, no way this is for one person, right?
Let's close your buildings!
Say oh god is gonna be here every time!
Oh shit!
Oh, more now.
**Bell rings**
Students have been selected.
Oh god, real.
Students plural, students plural.
Oh my god, it just got real.
Holy shit.
Oh shit.
Look at me, oh shit.
Oh shit.
Where you going Kai? Kai!
Kai!
little ass dude
I really three apples tall
brother did he just
did he just spend 10k on this contraption to okay to have a boss come
out of the machine now you got it bro
now I got it that ass he did it
Red bone with a goddamn honey gift it
Red bone!
Duffy Red Bull man!
I'm dead ass nervous I have to pee
I have to pee I'm nervous
Holy shit bro I'll be right back
We are introducing a new category today
Shooting University Habits
Professors
It has
It has to go apply for club directors, it has the students, but Stryma University does
not have a police department.
The police!
Campus police!
Wait, Lacey got in?
Did Lacey get in?
Oh my god.
Oh, he's... oh, he's got to show it.
He's got to show it.
You better show it. You gotta see it.
This is why you gotta...
You don't expand this deal.
Oh my god.
Because now you will have a whole police department.
Crippled officer?
Who is it gonna be?
For the bad kids.
For the bad boys.
That want to be bad.
Okay?
I want to start strong.
Oh my god, Lacey. Oh my god, who is it going to be?
Who's it going to be, bro? Who's it going to be, bro?
And the first reveal, Lacey?
What the fuck?
Not
Definitely not
W Fandom! W Fandom!
Let's get a lacypuv gun!
lacypuv?
Here you go.
Why is it muddy? Why is it muddy? Why is it stream muddy? Why is it stream muddy for me? Why is it stream muddy for me?
What the fuck bro? Hello?
Fandom!
Oh no.
Oh streaming university!
Oh
Gotta be lazy bro. It makes sense phantom and lacy lacy's fat phantom's fat that dynamic makes sense
Me he's all right and all right call it and all right
He needs a home on it
The officer oh
Okay, okay, let's see sure the holes are clean goes through case on
Is it case on? I don't know, bro
Lacey in a fucking wheelchair
Look at his chat saying Lacey, look at his chat saying Lacey, his chat even saying Lacey.
That is.
His chat is saying Lacey, wait no, I don't see his chat, I see you.
It's Anna, will be.
Officer Waltz.
I know I'm the last of you right now.
No.
I'm the last of you right now.
No.
No, Lacy, it's okay.
It's not your fault.
Don't blame yourself.
Lacy, Lacy, Lacy.
I
Know I swear to God if Lacey didn't tear his ACL
I think he would have made it maybe I don't know I don't have inside information
But like even Kai mentioned Lacey was like all that ACL tear that ACL tear
He probably made a little switcheroo last minute man
It's okay, bro, listen, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. Don't blame yourself Lacey
Lacey, don't blame yourself, bro!
Lacey, keep your teams up!
You can be the Lush Lady still!
That shit hurts!
Oh!
Back to Kastream.
Okay.
Alright.
Screen shot it. Okay?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Hold on, now listen.
Now listen, now listen, now listen, now listen, now listen.
Listening.
For anybody in my YouTube channel...
W Fandom and W Walton!
Oh my God.
Oh my God, I'm nervous.
You don't know something, do you?
You're at the wrong place, okay?
All right, everybody follow Walton, okay?
So that could be up to date.
They'll be, he's holding down police department
with Fanum.
Congratulations to Fanum and Walton.
Professors.
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please...
As you guys can see, there's quite a few pthrchises on this list.
There's quite a few.
Eleven bro. Eleven!
Let me
list
Okay, so here we go
All right, best of luck to everybody
Who'd be revealed?
Show love
Okay
No, no, no, I'm sorry, you know, just for the first one, I fucking...
Every man, every man, every man
Put your hands up, baby
Last name ever, first name, greatest
Like a spiny apple, boy, ain't nothing to pay for
Started off local
W-Agent! W-Agent!
Deserve! Deserve!
Deserve, he's very knowledgeable
Agent, we're agent, we're agent, we're its agent
See how God built him, straight bruh?
No he didn't, no they didn't
No, no, no, no, no, I can't go. I can't go. I can't go into two. I can't go into two.
I can't go. I'm going to tell you why we call agent back. Okay.
We'll know why we called agent back.
Man, I, no, I live with the niggas, man. They and P you like, come on.
That is just my time, bro.
There's there's I mean, well, honestly, there's not even eight years smart as well. Good professor
Amazing class last year. Yes. He was the best professor last year in my opinion. There are people at home taking notes
Okay, there are people at home taking notes, you know, so so far that is uh, I guess you can say that's like
You know, oh my god, right. I think I messed up. What what do you mean? I actually think I messed up. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
Well, I'm gonna reveal the janitors after after this. We'll have a little intermission. Okay? Okay. Okay. Yeah, I mean I'm done
The max professor
Is
Hi
Rich Professor Nadeen!
Nadeen, yeah!
Fist bro! Fist!
Rich on the 1st!
They're cool and sexy and I'd be high as fuck
I'd be city, state to city, I'd be tiger's fork
If you big, may you gon' see that I'd be live as fuck
I can't feel my fuckin' face, I'd be too half a soul
He's still alive!
Dennis!
That's fine, that's fine, guys
There's still 10 more spots, Chad, there's still 10 more spots
At the 3!
Bro, what's up?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Ah.
No, no, no.
No, bro, no.
Please, Kyle, no.
Pin it as soon as you see it.
Cina.
Alright, two and a half beats.
Cina.
Congrats.
W Sinner
deserved
Sinner
Wait, we've got a win
Wait, wait
Everybody
Go at it
She better get bullied by all the students
I don't know Sinner, okay?
Oh my god
Come on, I'm not gonna lie
What the fuck Sinner teaching?
Stop fuck that! What the fuck Sinner teaching?
She's not going to be okay, she's not going to be okay, so everybody, everybody, everybody,
everybody.
Senna has a class, you know, I'm actually happy that Senna is in this motherfucka.
I'm just kidding, congrats to Senna.
Congrats to Senna, actually.
Hey, that's a great, she's going to be a great co-professor, right?
and everything like that, okay.
Next one.
Maya.
Now Maya.
Deserved.
Maya.
Deserved.
It's awesome.
Deserved.
A professor.
Gonna teach, I think very knowledgeable
in a lot of things.
Really really good professor. She's got a lot currently
Educational things
Animals in nature and just a lot of stuff
You need that
Her application was amazing, you know
Um
She did a great and um
Yeah, man, well deserved. I feel like mom was pretty easy too guys. Yeah stuff like that and all that and all that okay
The next person for Schumann University 2026
Is
Oh
Susie dragon dragon
Fairly small creator. Okay. Okay, but me on put me on guys. Good. Good. This guy the Susie dragon
Okay, come on. It's very very good. You made it. Fuck you
Oh my god, is that the is that the Asian pic?
But this guy is insane like
Gotta keep
Okay, so the sushi dragon if you are seeing this welcome to the university 2026 and this line up is kind of crazy
Already, but um, let's see who we got
three
two
Oh my god
It's also
This is a really, really stacked lineup.
What's up bro?
Great streamer.
This is also a great streamer.
Great streamer.
What is he going to teach though?
This is a stacked lineup.
Okay?
W Ludwig in the chat.
Teasing
W what we gonna chat spam W's chat spam W spam W spam W spam W spam W spam W spam W spam
You took y'all good
Oh my god, yeah, 300k on YouTube go
Welcome to MGM, you know
I know it's been goddamn four years and I've only streamed on Twitch, but now we're on both. Okay, Twitch say hi to you
You can say hi to Twitch. Okay, you got a lot of weekend in the building. Stop the six more, bro
There's six more
Second column
I can't know just pull it up
Kaya Sinets.
This is my future.
Okay guys, you guys have a chance.
And if you guys are with us,
and if you stay away from us.
Yes.
Okay.
Ready Chris?
That's the one I just wanted to give the appreciate.
But Chris, that's the one I wanted to give the...
It's dead ass over bro.
It's dead ass over man!
That's kind of...
She's grounded.
She's grounded, she's ready to indulge in this.
She's ready to go crazy.
And, you know.
Five more, five more, five more, five more.
Did that between, she's more on the YouTube side.
She's more on the YouTube side, okay?
So, Kai is in that, um, yeah.
She's fire.
Max!
So that's all my sister.
Kai, Kai.
Kai!
Pony is in the building ladies and gentlemen.
I say Pony is in the building!
F**k!
No!
Four more, four more, four more!
I know a lot of y'all are shivering in your boots.
This war is possible out of a lot of people that apply for the professor role.
Oh yeah, this pooties at my finger.
Everybody, everybody go.
Yellow.
Everybody don't show love.
Okay, is he live right now?
Oh my god.
Yo, I'm not headed.
Fuck!
shit nigga fuck fuck do this shit nigga fuck yeah bitch fuck fuck fuck fuck do this shit
What the fuck?
Poo-dee-buffer shit now, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
You gotta chill out
I'm gonna go to the lake, that's all I'm gonna say
You gotta chill out
What the fuck? The entry?
He said if I don't get in never streaming again wow
Wow, we should have tested that, Jack.
32, what the hell?
Everybody follow PooDee so you can get some lure
and stuff like this.
I don't know why this keeps going black on this screen,
but it's okay.
I'm going to fight through it.
Okay?
Next.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, no!
Pokemon is also a professor.
That's a game called Pokemon is also a professor.
What do you mean, dude?
WPokemon! WPokemon!
It's also a professor.
Okay?
Here we go.
Y'all know POKEMAN?
What's she about to teach?
Okay.
All right.
Yo, go ahead and, go ahead and pick it up.
What's she about to teach, bud?
Here we go.
Yo, this, this was stacked line up.
Actually, they'll be with that one.
W with that, bro.
W with that.
At least we got one core member, bro.
What?
He's retired.
It's also unprofessional.
Bro, there is an age limit to this shit.
Wow!
Nah, bro. I actually love W2 and that, bro.
I've got this somebody who I've been watching
for a long time now.
We're gonna be in this morning having those great conversations.
That's the that's CEO daddy
We got one core member in bro
Has came I think it is
That is now an official professor
Not to respond to that ladies and gentlemen, there we go class of 2026. How y'all feeling
Okay, if y'all don't know, Liz will be twitching.
Oh
She said
One more to bring something one more
Okay
To complete the class line up
I'm 226.
There is one more spot.
It can be me. It can't. Believe, believe, believe, I believe.
Are you laughing at my hopes and dreams? Oh my god.
The order.
Fuck you mean who you know who it is
We did put this person last
He had been enough he had been enough bro. He'll be like higher you're so sick bro
Fuck it
Yeah, that's how you make this bitch, too.
Fuck that into you.
This is my damn town, champ!
I'm gonna take me to the south, switch out and leave what's been lost
Dammit!
If you keep collectin' bones, put a name that ain't close
You're bitching us, you're getting told
I guess I'm a rage!
Dammit!
Your rage is not just a professor, he is your...
He is this year's guidance counselor.
Okay?
He is this year's...
Whoa!
Shit!
Fuck! We walking! We fucking walking! We walking like we don't know!
We are walking like we don't know!
I fucking got your niggas! I got your niggas!
Come up for me!
I love you!
Fuck!
Let go of your rage gaming!
Let go of it!
PSA, PSA, PSA, PSA, PSA
Let me check in with the team.
What are you about to say? One more professor?
Hang on.
Hello, Kimmy?
Hang on, hey team, hang on, team, hang on!
Hang on.
What the- what are we holding on to, bro?
Is he pulling up my application?
Hey, he just texted me?
Hold on, I'm trying to see.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right.
Now, this is the official professor list.
Clap it up, y'all.
It's a lot of competition, man.
I'm trying to get a certain category.
Clap it up, y'all.
The biggest favorite name in a certain category
do not lose hope.
We have placed you in a different category.
Oh my God!
Guys, stop teasing me, oh God, you better, oh my God.
Come on!
I
For the intermission
Oh my god, yo, why should be doing that?
Oh my god, yo, why should be doing that though?
Like what's on my rock?
Why the shit?
How are they doing today?
Yo, click in the mission.
Twitch.
How you doing?
Twitch?
Are you all okay?
How was that day?
YouTube?
How are you guys doing?
Are you all okay?
How was that day?
I hope you got a good, good, good, good.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I got some water please!
I got it, I got it! I got one right here!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
See, Les, see, Les!
Got the first Bachelor students right here.
How young Knight is?
USA Winner Award!
Hell no!
I'm down to your rage, Gaming.
This is over with bro. F**k!
He's made the Professor list.
I didn't even get to watch, bro.
I don't see dude
Now
To the janitors somebody give me a bro. I need a bro
I'm gonna be around with y'all, okay?
Now listen, last year I did not like the job that the janitors did.
I did it.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
It was fucking ass.
It was ass.
It was everything all over the place, bro.
Everything was all over the place bro like niggas niggas niggas was not clean enough for real
Niggas is beating up students all types of shit. That's what that's a cat. That's a cat
That's a cat. Oh my god
But I've seen all types. I'm taking the surveillance cameras
And all types of stuff I did not like it
So I'm going to assign
This role to certain individuals that need
We need to clean spotless, bro.
Thank you, Worshp.
OK, like we need a clean campus this year, bro.
You know, the campus may or may not be a no-finger.
OK, that's the news.
The campus may not even have a-
And it is, bro.
I clean all fucking campus spotless.
The first janitor that will be cleaning the campus.
I'm not gonna play a song with your ass, cause I'm not celebrating.
I'm not celebrating the shit game.
I'll celebrate, I'll celebrate, what?
I
Wrong fucking button
Okay, I got I got everything I got my mom's I got my mom's look
We got my mom's and everything I'm ready. I'm ready to mom
I'm gonna die.
Oh, God.
The first janitor...
That will be cleaning.
I'm being there.
Hear me in there.
Get me the fuck in there.
Come on.
It's...
I've been cleaning my whole life.
I'm built for this shit.
It literally forced me.
The Vates-a-Nat!
This is your last!
Here he is!
What's happening?
And we are in the middle!
We are in the middle!
I'm a queen!
I'm a queen of the shit, and the fuckin' 20 and so did that!
We all are in it!
We all give us fuckin' mouth to do!
I'm a queen of the shit, and the fuckin' 20 and so did that!
We all are in it!
He got passion.
Bro, I'm not...
He got passion. But not more than me, Kai!
I was having...
I got every bro of a magical... every mop of magical on me right now, bro!
I had to involve one of my brothers, game.
I had to involve one of them, check.
Generally, game.
Literally forced me, game.
So Devante, I'm not lying, bro.
When I'm on the campus, I'm Dean Sinat.
Everybody, I can go follow my brother, Devante Sinat.
Clap it up, check.
Clap it up.
He looked like he's ready.
He got the raid.
He got everything.
Can't be.
Can't be salting.
Okay, cuz three there's two more mobs. There's two more brooms to more opportunities to more to more
Munkai I really I'm off the fuck out of the floors. I'm off the shit out of those fucking school floors
Like no other Kai
Oh
Only anxiety, bro. Just wake the fuck up.
Try to lie, my mom fucking forced me again.
Come on!
You are!
You can't fucking get him!
I'm gonna fit in a gym!
You're a janitor, bitch ass nigga!
So you're a janitor! Clean my shit nigga!
Clean it! Clean it!
Kalil NYC!
You shoulda put Kalil NYC on this boy, but it's okay!
Kalil NYC. Where is he?
Oh, he chanted Tekelo actually.
I did not know that.
Chris...
CLEAN!
Oh, hold on.
I'm not dead.
Hold on.
Yeah.
What the hell, why is everybody bald?
So Chad, unfortunately, the person who birthed us,
like literally out of the same body,
has forced me to involve them.
And so I said, okay, they gon' cool my shit off.
No, baby.
I don't want that, I don't want that.
I will literally mop until there's no more stains, guy.
Any stain on the floor you find you can fucking shoot me. That's how confident I am
Mama's in that
Didn't we have a conversation
Oh shit
Didn't we have a conversation?
Didn't I tell you to get everybody in streamer university?
Yeah but they're in it, he just got a clue
Hey, hey, I get it!
Hey, let me be the general, I'm down!
Shit!
What was the streamer?
I'm about to come through the phone
Okay
Did I tell you?
Ma, listen, Ma, Ma, listen
Wow
He could still stream as a janitor?
Yes, he just got a clean shit up
Okay, but you can still stream?
Yes, he can stream.
He just got a, mom, I didn't mean to curse.
Yeah, but he's not a student.
Okay, listen mom.
He was a student last year,
but now he's a janitor,
so he could be closer to his older brother,
so now they could actually
like work and do good.
Because now they can just clean up.
But you know, they can still stream.
I'm not gonna be a janitor.
They're not gonna be in the classroom.
They're not gonna be in the classroom, but they'll be able to clean the classrooms
No way to change like to become a student mom. It's okay. They said they would be anything
Yo
His dad is calling.
I'm trying to hold him, he's mom's talk, please.
Yo, Kai.
Yeah, yo, speaker.
Yeah, what up, man?
Come on, man.
Janitor?
Yo.
His grade is in the best last year.
Come on.
I'll be happy to be the janitor.
Well, let me be the janitor.
The reason why he's a janitor, though,
is for the white song like soft is more of a discipline.
You know, he has to have that discipline, you know?
His mom's smiling out right now.
Yeah, his mom is lying all night now, yep, yep.
He's gonna be a good kid, everybody.
All right, do what you're doing, bro.
All right.
The whole family.
Hello, mom?
Yeah, he's not his mom just.
Oh, God.
Who's that?
The whole family calling me.
All right, come on, come on, come on.
Wait, that's my, that's my,
oh, come on, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me get that there, let me get that there,
let me get that there, it's not all right.
I'll clean the classrooms, I'll clean the bathrooms,
I'll clean the toilets, I'll clean the hallways,
Clean the P. E. Class. I clean everything. I clean everything.
Hi Devon. Stop pulling me.
Hello?
Yo, yo, yo. Your car.
What?
Why, why do you make it seem like janitor is bad?
It's not bad. It's not bad.
I'm gonna get to the next janitor. I gotta get to the next janitor.
Mom, if you pull off all my time, I'm like, you janitor? Next!
I'm joking. It's a joke.
Hello? You gonna retrac?
You gonna retrac?
You gonna find a new janitor?
Get the giant from last year with the Vansi. What's his name again?
Ma, that's your Nazir. It's on the floor. Come on.
Ma, I don't like this. It's not a secret. It's not a booby, ma.
Ma, I'm the dean. I'm the dean. I'm the dean. I'm the dean, no. I'm the dean.
No, you cannot come. I'm the dean.
Ma, respectfully.
Let's go on, people, let's go on!
Why don't you stay on the phone without a party!
A party!
My bad, it was people in a while though.
Okay, so, Kello is gonna be a student
or I'm going to be at training on the same day.
Kai, block him!
Mom, it's underD.
Mom, underD.
Mom, look, look at the chat.
Look at the chat, okay, look at the chat, mom.
Wait, mom, mom, mom!
Okay, mom.
Look at him, he's looking at it.
Okay, we know that mom
Mom listen, okay
Look mom wait with mom
Mom okay, all right listen to me
Look how much people in the chat want to be janitors check if that will be accepted to the university as a janitor a I could stream
How many of y'all want to be janitors? Yes or no?
I'm in a position, I'm put down as a student, get somebody to chance a good gender.
Give me the fucking position.
You got something to prove that.
No, me!
Give me the fucking position.
I'm out, I'm out.
Give me the fucking position.
I'm very hard for that position.
Ma! Ma, please! There's people waiting to see their names, please!
Okay, guys, guys, I'm sorry guys, but Kai,
You just have to make a different decision on that.
Mom, Jenna is not a bad thing.
That's OK.
You want to go in, but all the time, you
would be 500% excellent until you got to travel in.
OK, thank you.
All right, have a good day, mom.
All right?
Yes, ma'am.
I'll be mom.
So you're not going to get his uniform?
Yeah, he's going to have his uniform.
OK.
I'm ready, son.
I love you, and I'm very proud of you.
I'm welcome back to do.
Kyra, number one.
Yeah, thank you, mom.
I'll be mom.
OK, bye.
OK.
All right, bye, love you.
Don't let me come to that gate.
OK, yeah.
Get your uniform ready.
OK, mom, thank you.
Love you.
All right.
Yeah, he'll have a janitor uniform on.
Get the money!
I'm your father!
All right, hey, I don't give a fuck!
I'm the dean!
I'm your father, no fuck!
Yo, I'm down to get a janitor.
My janitor outfit, say, SU, I'm dead.
You know?
Tell me, all I got is...
Check out one million.
Oh my god.
Check out one million.
Oh my god.
Check out one million.
Your money.
Let's get one million.
Oh, this is my country.
Let's get one million.
I really can't see what I'm living, man.
Now this person
I'm actually glad he's in the gender department now
Who is it me because now?
He'll be able to really really show what he got
Wait, bro. If you said now that means is someone from the soap from 25, bro
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Everybody smash that like and subscribe button.
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Okay?
Next editor?
And I'm glad he got a clean shit up,
because I don't give no fucks.
This is from the bottom of my heart.
Messing up every fucking time.
Okay.
He ain't be doing shit.
Oh.
Chris, it's there.
Chris.
Next, play it!
This is the number one champion sound.
Yeah, a style we bout.
So happy!
Mop that shit up, boy!
We don't care, man.
He got him up.
Where the fuck is he at?
Ah!
That's a boss!
No!
He has the motion too.
to uh Chris actually is fucking terrible at his job as you guys can see in the
trailers he doesn't do shit bro he needs to mop shit up honestly he needs to
clean shit up we don't give a fuck and he bald so it actually does fit his
character you feel me so I don't care I really don't give a fuck
I'm all dead, you are in role, you are in role, you are in a game, you are in role, come on, when do you ever see me play the toilet?
N***a we got leads, N***a we got f***ing leads, N***a's you serious?
Oh my f***ing boots, oh my god, oh my god, I'm f***ing, and you f***ing way you just did this shit, Chris, calm down, oh my god, Chris, calm down, f***ing breathe, I'm gonna f***ing breathe, N***a, N***a, let me get f***ing wet, n***a, that's got my clean talk,
What's that bug again bitch?
Oh my god.
Okay, calm down.
Oh my god.
It's calm down.
No.
Okay, calm down.
Chris, calm down.
Come on, come on.
Chris, come on.
Chris, a janitor is not a bad thing, game.
Okay?
Yo, okay.
Oh, Chris.
A janitor is not a bad thing.
Stand up, bro! Stand up! You're a genius, nigga!
Everybody clap it up!
Clap it up!
You're a genius, bro!
It's the hardest part!
Agendas, fire, nigga!
Now listen, bro, okay?
Alright?
I only need fucking...
I only need fucking 20.
You ain't always tall, man.
Okay, listen, listen.
I'm gonna be out of here.
I'll be brought, I'll be brought, I'll be brought.
You're ass at your job currently right now.
You had to operate some of the students to help me get these shits out.
You're doing a horrible job, bro.
You have to be gentle, okay?
Okay?
And look, and look, and look, and look, and look.
Would you rather be a dean?
Or have you operated with students?
Or would you rather be the nigger?
I'm a controller, bro.
Okay, okay.
Would you rather be a dean?
I'm a controller.
Okay, listen.
Would you rather be a dean?
Twice.
Or the nigger with all the keys to the room?
Talk to me now!
Would you rather be a principal to your, you gotta key to your office or would you rather
have every key to your back, to every room, every place?
You know?
I'm telling you.
Oh.
You feel it?
You know you'll be able to have the key to every room.
Yes, bro.
You have to tell me.
I'm not going to gymnasium, lunch room, everything.
Everything.
Christmas, every key to every room.
You know, everybody's going to get in there, bro.
And guess what?
Oh
That's why, it'll face that shit!
We'll get the check and say you want to be a goddamn janitor, nigga!
Say it!
Say it, man!
Hey, hey, and I might just throw in like an award or some shit.
Best nigga to clean me tight shit!
Yeah! Best nigga to clean me tight shit!
Yeah, get your ass out of here, Ging.
Good shit.
Make sure you have a jumper.
Make sure you fold up.
Kettle in the box.
Y'all ain't trying to have a goddamn group chat or some shit.
Uh-huh.
Good to know what that had to be.
Thank you so much more opportunity, bro.
For sure.
For sure, Ging.
Yeah, we can still be club director, right?
You the best, bro.
You the best.
Right?
Maybe even like a super senior student,
maybe, maybe, maybe, I got a little hope,
maybe the librarian, or maybe like the frat leaders.
You mentioned into the janitor department.
So now we have three.
So now we get actually cleaning, because two last year was crazy.
But now we got three game, so that's good, all right?
What's next?
Or maybe like a push of fate curve.
Oh, I like that, bro.
I could do that.
I'm not your generous game.
I could do that.
I'm generous.
All right, that is all the generous.
Or maybe like the streamer you mascot.
The next category is club directors.
I don't know.
This is.
Oh, just, bro.
I have hope.
Newest loss but I'm still a judge
Come on bro, this is it. This is literally it. This is literally it
Just their club, theater club, push a fake club, life bro, give me something man.
There's not going to be any classes and you know students, professors, whatever it is.
But this year at the university we have invested into club directors meaning that after the
class after a long day of class you get to your dorm, you unpack.
Spelling club.
Club to look forward to basketball team god damn
I love it. Yeah, there's a lot of I love to do all these things
Let's see
Who the club directors are
Please, please, please, please, please.
The first, I have hope, I have hope, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
The first club director is...
I don't know how to f**k to say that like me, but this guy is now the head of the Frigga
It's now the head and club director of the fraternity. Can we please pin him up on top of the chat?
GG silky G fucking G silky
Oh my god, oh my god
I love you. I'm gonna show you a little bit of what Nick
I don't know if you'll remember, but he's got them insane.
Okay?
You ready?
Hard! Hard! Hard!
This is what we're doing!
Nothing!
Yeah!
Holy shit.
Fucking insane buddy.
That's a classic video.
We seen that video say W's in the fucking chat dude.
Um yeah Nick.
Oh my god.
Oop.
Fucking hot in there.
How did that even happen bruh?
Ew he's child.
That's though any parties or any of that shit.
Nick is pinned on the top of the pin.
Make sure you guys go ahead and y'all um.
Okay, I need this dude
No, no fucking party
Basketball team
We'll be getting out ready, and we'll be racing out up.
That's actually good.
Me too, Shutter, is now.
Bro, I might be cooked.
I might be cooked, bro.
So you got to understand it.
You got to understand it.
What about you?
And I think the basketball team going to be really,
really happy.
You know, I think, I think, I think, I think.
Now listen, to anybody that's on the basketball team,
make sure you make the fucking school look good.
Okay, we're not a D3. We're not a goddamn D2. We're D1. Okay, SQB University is D1.
We are now incorporating real sports. Please, please bro. Please bro. The next
Please bro, please!
Cheerleading is led by Markel Washington.
Okay?
The cheerleading team is led by Markel Washington.
If you're doing TikToks, just hit it.
Okay?
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I love Markel baby. Love Markel
the cheerleading team is
Led by Markel
Washington, he's gonna do with the fat ass
Give me your R. Give me a A. Give me a M. He's good at this. Okay. You go dancing
Max
I
Never give up don't give up. It's my director. There's five more. There's five more
Just do just the film club
And Gibson hazard
Now you guys are probably wondering
who those guys are okay the film club is led by these guys these are the guys I
work with hand-on-hand not hazard that plate for Chelsea knows
Oh, man, that's a lot of work.
Gibson.
That's good to hear.
Fair, bro. Fair.
Films, okay, I am giving y'all the people that I use okay, so y'all could be hand-on-hand with them
You know, they're really good at marketing. They're good at a lot of stuff. Okay, just so Gibson hazard
John gone about a baby
The directors of the film club now here's what I will say
They have helped me on every
on every trailer sets
It's my
It didn't lock it down too. She's not funny, bro
She mean the first city every show that you guys have seen in the last two years like we've been locked in
So you guys will be able to see hand-on-hand on like how things are developed how the shots are is
I'm gonna stop like that. No, hope Bennett was was Batman. Hope it was Batman. Nice. Um, yeah
I think that's gonna be a fun one.
That's gonna be a fun one.
There's a lot of good ones to pick.
Next club director is...
No, no person.
Just in the wing.
Push a fake club.
I don't know, bro.
Anything, bro.
Tap dancing club.
I don't know, bro.
It's slash engineering with PROTO.
Okay?
Now PROTO is a close friend of mine who has made the remote control god damn bed who's
made the automatic up to 32 hells room on three.
Who also has made a lot of room on three.
I ain't going to lie, these are challenging people bro, it's over for me.
It's over for me.
I did not only do fucking over dude, but to engineer
Honestly chat. He's also the one who created
He's also he's also the one that created this okay the machine that generates you guys, okay?
So he will be taking lead in that club. All right
W. Poe says lacy bottom rate. Yes. You do not say lacy bird. That's his last person
Who's a club director?
is musical arts with the one and only T Motherfuckin' Penny.
Musical arts with T!
If anybody loves music, or anybody loves a studio, or if anybody wanna make songs, you know we had an SU anthem last year, so those who like motherfucking rapping and going crazy.
T-Pain will be there to book that studio session for you to go crazy, all right, if you are in his club, okay?
Here we go. Max applied to last
Here we go
It's yellow and messy. I love the next thing I mean. I'm I got I got some son talent some sometimes
The debate club with Marcus
The
King now Marcus go ahead and put Marcus King. Oh glad to play pin Marcus, please
Well, I do a really good. Okay. I'll do anything is King. He's not
I think he's with agent though. Is he with agent?
Okay, I know how to read bro. I read on the island
Don't ever give me hope in this goddamn chat
The debate team has been revealed the musical arts team has been revealed the sides and engineering club has been revealed
The film club have been revealed
The cheerleading club has been revealed, the basketball team has been revealed, and the fraternity has been revealed.
It's gonna be cutie, bro.
Cooking club.
Okay?
Now, this is this one last one.
Oh my god.
Wait, do y'all feel that?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, it might be me!
I don't like!
To present something.
What is that?
This is the streamer University
Scholarship full ride into another semester
Last year we had to go through a lot of different people
We had to look through a lot of different creators.
Oh my god, it's time for who?
Oh my god, it's time. Oh my god, it's time
a creator
Who has came into Schumer University?
small
It was able to
develop and maintain
What they
Yana, it's Yana.
Yana, bro, gotta get classed.
Gotta get, gotta get, gotta get taxed, Yana.
She deserves it, man.
My goal last year was to have one person's life change.
And this person has been put in belts of fucking ass,
like every goddamn day.
Like, I ain't gonna lie, this person, I'll...
Don't be arky.
um this person has took in a throne every time when there's something that
comes up about wait how many clicks did he just do was it
J-A-S-O-N-D too many clicks
a different person too many fucking too many letters I'm watching
and this would be something that I've been completing every single year just so to my
small creators I'm watching our extra okay all right you guys came in and
those who left and maintain whatever you guys maintain shout out to y'all and
every year we'll be making this award for a small creator we'll be able to come
in and leave and go crazy all right so without further ado
What give it up? I haven't been feeling you recently
I told you bro, I fucking told you bro, it's me, every time!
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, no I told you, what the fuck, bro, KCJ we love you, we love you, bye, nana!
Bro, that's me, that's me!
That's me!
Bro, Yana came with to stream with you.
If y'all look at her lore,
Yana came with to stream with you,
with a small-
Deserved, bro. I ain't no lie. Very much deserved.
Very much deserved.
She wasn't even like, peered up with her big roommate.
She wasn't really in the spotlight too much.
Not for real, like, she was walking around with Tims and Jorts.
And um why I said and three going crazy back she was streaming on a ps4
No, no, no
I'm nosy
small and let's be
Y'all is a great all-around creator and everybody say congratulations to Y'all
Congratulations to Y'all bro
She the club director too coming back to the club directors
She is
full scholarship we thought it would be a big opportunity she gets to pick for you to lead
I
Have this drama the drama club
Very much deserve
So
I'm gonna be doing the drama club shout out Tiana. I want to know before we get to these names
That is a very important that you guys
Try to keep going keep going cuz you never know that was deserved
Ww new future W new future new feature everybody say W
New feature.
Does that cheat you for me, bro?
Well, we do have unlockable side character.
What's your name, University?
I know.
Y'all are like, oh my god.
Y'all are like, what is happening?
Like, there's so much new stuff.
There is an unlockable side character for streamer you.
OK?
Now, this is a little bit wholesome to me.
This right here is whole song to me right here.
Oh my God.
Because I've been watching this person
for about like two years, like genuinely.
And it's so crazy because this person,
okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
This person,
yo, one pin that bullsh** in my chat, bro, if that is.
This person didn't apply.
So it's actually an opportunity on the table just for this person.
He didn't apply.
If they would like.
But we might be busy though.
They have wide open arms, OK?
There's a streamer who recently just tweeted like,
I'm so happy about Sheree University.
And they said that they feel like they had a spot.
Cutie?
To do at Sheree University as bad as they wanted to go.
Oh, cutie applied.
They felt as if they didn't have a spot to be in Shenzhen University, so they were like, they don't know where they would fit in and all this stuff.
And I acted like a small, small creator.
And she goes by the name of...
Oh, I know her bro. I know her side character
bro
That'll be used for
What you mean? I met her. I took her hand. I think
Hating Jen
Campus
I
Breran is
My character won't be crazy
You can't bro look how wholesome she is chat look at this person everybody go to her okay, cuz I've been I've been watching
Bro, I've been watching her bro and look how wholesome she is bro, you know
Um, bro, she sits here and makes puzzles
That's it is Matt Holston. She sits here in those puzzles, bro
She a fire, bro
Yes, you need a 14 hour
Yeah
She being her own world and stuff like that. So if you would like to stop
hunger, bro
More hunger than you
while she's in the library. Guys, you guys can go do that.
I'm gonna go to the library, Kai.
Kai, bro, I'm gonna go to the library, I don't...
Uh-oh, I'm gonna be a student. I'm gonna be a student.
Oh!
I'm gonna be... because I'm only 22 years old,
so I'm not really eligible for age-wise to be a professor,
because I'm not...
It's coming it's coming bro chat believe
Last year there was big streamers as students right? Yes or no?
Yes or no?
The scholarship up the way.
Everything.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Bro, but if I get it, bro, okay.
Bro, but I didn't apply, but I said it could be a better fit for me.
But it could be a better fit for me because I applied for a professor.
Don't if you do not get in it is okay. No, no, don't tell me that car
Now I don't tell me that
I don't tell me that
Anything you know if you don't get in you don't get in but if you do congratulations, I
love you guys and
We are going to
No, not in a time.
Really, really, really locking.
Not in a time.
And yeah
Yeah, there is in person application people on the spot. You know what?
I believe I'm delusional. I'm a student. I'm a student, too
I'm a student too, bro. I'm a student
I'm putting to tea
Oh, okay. So when there is a in-person application
I will be able to call it out. So don't worry. I got my I got my folders in here. I'm ready
I'm a student. I'm ready. I'm ready to go to school
I'm ready to go to school
Let's get this thing going
Okay
Now, if you guys are paying attention to the Mafia 3 universe, you would know who these
first five students are.
There were Mafia 3, there was a golden ticket feature.
Wait, whoa.
It's a real good one.
Sir, random people.
Yu-Gi?
Arcade?
So come.
Yu-Gi, Arcade, Clover Boys?
Do you guys remember Shima Yu?
The first five people?
Yeah bro, no way the club of boys
not invited to stream are you.
They're pretty big streamers, right?
So surely they're students, right?
Right?
Come on bro, I got hope.
I got hope, I got hope.
The first golden ticket.
Who's won the spot?
Come on boys, come on boys.
You got cold you can't open cam
You to be a good you to have fun y'all good
You to this good y'all all the black man. Yeah, all those very locked in
Okay, it should be good
Come on
Welcome to the university class of 2026
The first golden ticket of
Streaming University 2020. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes
McQueen
live
McQueen live
I
Queen I know the queen I used to watch the queen in the goddamn chat
Student that one back in my fifth. Why wait, hold on you can't even do this channel
No, he's a new concept of DDG
In flight. Yeah, I remember
He used to risen shit
Jason Aline.
Aiko official!
Day one for Mafia Time 3 Golden Tickets.
Alright, could you put her stuff? Is she live?
Oh, she is live.
Day one for Mafia 3.
Aww! So cute!
Aiko, how you doing?
Whatcha doinSONY
3 watch party
I'll get my song ready. Wait, what's my celebration song? What's my celebration song my dance song oh my god
I'm not playing ETA, Barron, it's 10, 26.
Smoke certified!
Oh, by the way, State Farm will be gifting a lot of students on the board.
They will randomly gift a lot of creators and students on the board.
So if you get revealed and State Farm comes in, just know.
Oh, he's at first file so I'm not just telling you
All right, we're going tickets. I need a stressy
You are in
SU
Wait, so I try to get things up
Straight to the bank
You are chat. You just gonna be big streamers on here. All right
All right, go on a ticket winner.
All right.
Chad, do y'all believe?
I believe bro, never give up, man.
Cool butterfly.
Chad, we gotta believe.
I believe once and we lost for once.
SU, cool butterfly, or four wise, you are in SU. Where's she at?
You gotta get you a new PC, man!
Joe, she had to make her webcam a little bigger.
Yeah, we gotta get you a new PC!
What? Oh yeah, we gotta get you a whole new setup. Oh hell no. Oh hell no. We gotta get her a whole new setup. Look at what? What's she sound like then?
And now, that is all of the golden tickets. Now, the numbers are final.
Here we go, I just got a text message from Kai, here we go now now it's all up top
It's all up to everybody who's been gifted to everybody who's done everything
I love y'all here we go much love yeah much love all love guy you know it's all love
guy you know there's nothing bigger on this side guy the first person yeah I
got a hundred chances
I'm on some shit right now I don't want I can't hear you
No, I do what I want
You get to it!
Everybody know I'm better
I don't care if I'm better
It don't matter
Fuck it's better
Now it's days and more
I've been watching that clip for a minute
Oh my god
Baby, I'm fine
Baby, I'm your instuming university
Oh my god, bro, oh my god, oh my god
Baby, I'm your instuming university
I got a good text
Baby, I'm on the university
I don't know yet, I don't know yet.
Fine.
Got to respect him, man. Got to respect him.
and streamer you okay music is too loud okay I'm a too loud that'd be respect
enough okay the next person who was in SU
OCS honestly I watch for OCS I watch for OCS in Haskell and maybe Jason and
22.
The last person who is in SU, is it focused?
I don't know if I'm making it.
Three.
Two.
Bank.
I was Tory.
Welcome to SU.
I was Tory.
You are in storage enough.
I was Tory.
You are a crazy person!
Sunny going crazy.
You're a shit.
Tori...
Oh my god!
Congratulations Tori!
Her bitrate died.
What happened to her stream?
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
I
See that as like Harvard
This is dead as like getting into Harvard
This is harder to get in at Harvard bros 100 something people
I'm all in
I think they should they I think I would put at least a little like medium medium size chambers in here
Office drummer. I know him bro. He was in the movie
Go ahead and pin him off his jumper. Welcome to streamer university
You're not medium. I'm talking about like oh, yes. Yeah, what is medium is one is meeting like 1k
So what's 1 to 3 1 to 4k, what is that? Is that consider small streamer? Because I don't think that's considered a small streamer
the next person is
deserved man mr. keem i fuck with keem how are you doing keem i fuck with keem you are now
Wow, it's Jimmy University.
I've dead as believed that I'm,
bro, I don't know why, wait.
Let's go Kyle!
Hey, oh, Kyle!
Let's go back, my boy!
Oh my God, he applied to professor.
He applied to be a professor.
Do you hear that?
That's fucking hope.
That's hope.
Don't let me down nigga.
Pim Mr. Keen please.
Keen, hey listen if I need help with tech or anything go to that nigga, he a student.
If you need help on the answers and all types of shit go to that nigga.
Honestly.
I don't know what he got.
Yo I'm not gonna lie this one right here literally says my name on it.
I'm not trolling.
This one right here.
Don't go to shit.
This one right here.
Don't go to shit.
I'm going to shit.
I'm wild again.
What am I?
Yo, lock in game.
You see?
I can see.
This one.
We have.
Uh-oh, this is an in-person exception.
Oh my God.
This person.
I'm here, Ty.
I'm at you because I've seen them in person.
Oh, never mind.
Yugi, Yugi, Yugi.
next person who is in streaming university hasca yuki juicy jaco
to be a mascot too you can do it with a fucking one game we'll be a mascot fucking
juicy jaco freaky ad name freaky ad name streaming university
what the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that
Yo
That's your dead ass look like a toy for candles
Oh, it's a low-rise tree
Here we go here we go here we go
The last person on the first column!
Oh my god! Oh my god, chat!
What? Talk to me! Talk to me!
You forgot me?!
Kai! No! It's all good! It's all good!
I'm not even real!
Kai, did it?! Bro!
You're good! You're good!
Bro, you forgot about us!
Oh my god!
Kai, you have me worried, bro!
Oh my god!
Bro, chat show!
He forgot.
What on y'all?
Angolotto?
This may take a lot of time to do.
I got all the time in the world, guys.
Y'all got time?
I got time, dude.
Come on, bro.
Okay.
Jules C. Jacob.
He was at an Air Force of Audiences in LA.
Known for dressing up as different characters.
Also does content about his Christian faith.
Was the Lorax at LA?
Oh, there's a description of each person.
Thanks for the 50 gifted. Appreciate it.
WJ Future, bro!
That person is...
The real Maya Live!
Go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it.
go ahead and pin it go ahead and pin it the real Maya live is she live hey good
man I'm not gonna lie great fucking man we have hope in this chat Maya she was
literally streaming three hours ago and she's literally missing it right now
wow Maya really Maya we all believe we all believe
production I believe that y'all got this wrong because it don't play our name but
I'm gonna trust it you say a whole different name right here but it says
Maya inside of it but I'm gonna trust it okay
Maya lives in Texas she's primarily a tiktok or YouTube creator and she's
been making content since she was a kid oh she a tiktok live come on
Yeah, Texas, Texas, Texas too. We lowkey have something in common.
Next!
Oh, this is a good one. I like this one.
Start to meet guy.
Okay, chat. This is a good one.
You follow me. You follow me. You follow me.
OCS? OCS has skill or jizzily?
What is the week?
Let me go.
Shit, he more fuckin' had me going crazy.
Ooh, what?
I'm gonna fuck.
What?
What song is this?
Cut.
What song is this?
I know queen I used to see her get bruised by the guy with a big beard
Queen Nigah queen you are now as far as streamer university congratulations to queen nigah
I follow Queen Nigel, she is now, is she Nigerian or some shit, Nigerian?
Yeah, I used to listen to her music, I'm not a troller.
Hey Queen Nigel, hang it up bro, you'll be at the club crib mods band.
One facts about Queen, okay, here we go.
Queen Nigel! She's from Michigan! She's been making content for over a decade.
She has over a billion streams of her music.
Bro, I used to-
All those drops out of high school are senior year, y'all.
Damn!
Okay?
The next person!
Oh my god. It's coming.
It is!
Hola.
Chiara Sante.
Okay?
Chiara Sante.
You are in.
She's from Brooklyn NYC.
She's primarily a Tiktok and Instagram creator.
She plays a lot of horror games on stream.
Bro, tell me, what did I say about right here?
Jason the Wing!
You have the same thing!
Jason the Wing, right fucking here!
I literally see you.
I see through that yellow strip of paper.
The next student for streaming university, 2026, is...
fucking Josh with a V. Can y'all see from the little chat?
Effing Josh.
My bad.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
Effing Josh.
Do we have a spit?
Okay.
Let's go ahead and see his goddamn fun fact.
Fun facts, okay?
Epic Josh from Bakersfield, California.
He's 18 years old, he's just made the cut.
He's primarily a street type and Instagram creator.
And he is awesome.
What was typed in the core media group chat?
He's like, it could say core on one of the cards.
Bro.
Oh, he's gonna kick, he's gonna kick.
Hold on.
Oh, I don't think he, oh, he's a, he's a kick, he's a kick shim, he's a kick shim.
Okay, first kick shim, wow.
Alright.
Next one!
The next student is...
I'm not even sure it's her or not because this is my name right here, chat.
Remember, this one right here.
This is me, this is Jackson and Lee.
Tiana Mussari?
Tiana?
Mussari!
Wait, is that DDG? Oh, boy!
I met her at Streamer Grove!
Of course you are calling him Bob, bro. Chill, bro. She...
Uh-oh.
EGA!
Oh, shit.
Tiana, welcome!
You're fucking welcome! You're fucking welcome!
Oh my God!
Respect me.
Oh my God!
What is she doing?
Oh my God!
What the God!
Ah!
Tiana is in!
W. Tiana.
Everybody shout out for Tiana.
Migsara.
Okay
Keep pushing next keep it pushing
Oh, yes, it's time
Okay, what's our fun fact this is not number
Why does every react over react for the clip bro, I don't think people overreacting this shit dead-ass harder than Harvard
And they said it could change your life. Okay
Hey, phone call about Tiana, she's been talking to me originally, but she's been relocated to Florida.
Started making content over several years ago. She does fitness, health,
IRI and gaming content on Twitch.
Respect. Respect.
The next person up?
IRI? What the fuck is IRI?
Yes!
Oh, IRI.
Yu-Gi-Tu-Wex, Mookie.
Mookie! M-W-O-K-I-E!
Bro, O-S-E-S gotta be, at least one of the O-S-E-S members gotta be here.
Streaming universe, it's...
Mookie beds? What is Mookie...
Who is it?
No!
Fuck!
And the chat moves as fast
Toronto in the building.
Primary League, a League of Legends streamer.
She bitched me for over two years, guys.
I played League and I'm from Texas.
She bitched me for over two years.
Next!
Yo, Chad, it's coming, bro.
Just wait.
Haskell and OCS?
That's right there, literally right here.
Honestly, I do not support this person's artwork.
What?
Do I support I don't support this person's love abuse on something what is forbidden?
What?
To the university AI LAI when it comes to, you know, abuse in this way
AI and I don't condone it, but let's see what this person has
Let's see what she let's see what this person has
What?
Ah!
Fuck!
God!
Sky Jackson
Bro, I can get it, let's get in
One more time, I can get it!
I can get it!
I can get it, bro!
I can get it!
Okay, and look at this
Her banner AI her start as soon as AI
She use AI Kai
Oh what about me you
But her application was crazy though
Sky Jackson
I didn't use AI though I didn't use AI
I used little GPT
I
I didn't
Fun facts. They better be AI in this motherfucking...
Nope.
Fucking Skyjax.
From NYC. Started her career as a child actress. Started streaming three years ago.
Was on Mafia 9.1 Fun Facts.
I think she was.
Wait, she was, yeah, she was...
Adapt what party's about to hit?
She'll be right too.
She's a motherfucking strong woman in the chat.
I'm not playing her today.
Suki mellow
Suki
Wait
Isn't this girl
She be
I know her bro
She made videos about me.
Right or wrong?
Jesus Christ.
Oh yeah, she wanted a box.
She really did, yeah.
Itchy meesa, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Coach Emo, oh, sure, sure.
Congrats to Suki Mello.
The fuck just happened?
Holy milk bro.
Shout out to Suki Melo.
Here's some fun facts about Suki Melo.
I ain't gonna lie.
These small creators, they hungry chat.
That's hunger.
I can't lie.
That's hunger, bro.
I'm evaluating the small creators and I'm not gonna lie chat.
That's hunger, bro.
They are very hungry.
Texas she's four times a week for a year straight both desktop and I around she's
also a cosplayer leave all that freaky goddamn cosplaying and ask you that home okay
people be copping and be the freaky type like hell no contrast to Suki mellow
I'm gonna see you there Suki
make sure your cosplay really you know go crazy I'm looking forward to your
I'm looking for if your cosplay is sukiyuki.
Okay, next.
Here we go, X.
Arki.
Sachi.
Benji.
I met Benji the other day.
I fuck with Benji.
Benji.
Chavez.
Benji Chavez.
You're pimple-growing each time you cope?
Dug.
Fuck me.
Hey yo!
What the fuck, man?
I'm gonna take it down, man!
I'm gonna take it down!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh my god!
You fucking fucking fucking!
Oh my god!
It's about to Benji!
Benji!
Congratulations!
Cast that shit, bro.
Bane that, bro.
Stop bane it.
What is wrong with these challenges?
Bro, let me grab that little, bro.
What the ffff?
Guys, remember this one, this is me.
Jason, YuGi2x.
YuGi2x, Santipul guys.
Bro, Benji, Loki, a medium sized creator, dude.
Like dude, dude.
Like dude.
I'm sorry Benji, I'm sorry Benji.
We can get in here, man.
Mexican? He started as a TikTok live streamer, used to stream from his roof. What? And he's
awkward to be Kai's personal Spanish translator on campus. So you want to teach me a different
language? Back. Spanish translator, okay.
Like how did two people spam this shit? Like this is not even funny, bro. Like what does
even mean there you know some but it's not been it I can speak I can speak
Vietnamese
huge works sketch sketch sketch sketch been like gone bro honestly that's a
W bro sketch you are sketch low key big that's a large creator that's a lot bro
we can do it oh my god do you feel that do y'all feel that shit I feel fucking
Hope
You eat your legs
W's live that pimples actually getting massive or second fuck up there
There's like 30 miles in his be atch, but a lot of Texans to a my Texan
Oh my god, we lay
Hey, wait, somebody give the kind of some of my channel.
Bro, we dead ass made it, y'all.
That's what it's all about, y'all.
That's love, bro.
You know what I'm talking about.
Bro, this shit dead ass hard work, bro.
The whole family pumping out and everything.
Oh
She got 1.8 on IG oh my god we can get there she got more followers than me on IG bro
I'm gonna get there. No, we I believe I'm telling you this one right here, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god. We can get there
Rizzy screams
You were able to get in
Okay, let's go ahead and pin it. Let's go ahead and you made it shut the fuck up, bro
Shut the fuck up, bro.
I'm not lying.
Fucking great.
Goddamn great.
He went to in person applications and he was pretty good.
He was really good, y'all.
He was pretty good.
Hold on.
Let me take some time in the chat real quick.
Let me see who y'all, who would y'all, um...
Jack, I'm telling y'all this is me.
Who y'all want to be instrumented?
Who y'all think is on this board?
Instrument who I think is on this board. I want to see some
Show me some love
One time I asked for love and then you call me child you could talk about my pimple
You can say whatever Roger literally just show me some love bro
Literally just show me some love
You might know her
I don't see anybody in that
I think it's on this board. Oh, it's a lot of new people
Damn, I'm seeing like new names
Oh my god, thank you or stream. Thank you
I got one Jason in there. Maybe he saw that chat.
It's okay bro. Yeah.
Oh, it's a good one. This is a good one.
The next person who is at streaming university is...
Yugi?
Runeek.
Runeek!
TV!
W Runic! W Runic! Hold on. Put him down. Let me see him. Pin it, pin it, pin it. Runic.
Please Kyle, I love you to death. Oh shit. What the fuck is he at the club?
Is that funny Mike?
Ah no Rune!
Holy shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Dave Rens and a whole movie theater?
Holy sshh
This is it at the NBA ground
Wow
Wow that's crazy
Hey guys, still 80 spots left boys.
Let's say your fun facts
Runic is from Louisiana, bro. Marlon get the fuck out my chat with that bullshit. I have
Cancer fuck cancer you're making content for almost a decade
He said he's going to be breaking all the rules boy what
Okay
How we do it?
YouTube how we do it spam that means we're good. I'm doing great. We're really insuming you bro. That's honestly insane
Okay
This is a in-person application variants
My people's not growing
in person. Morea don't want this with a 10 gifted. Because the person came in person.
Yeah. They uh, they did their thing.
Just you get to work. You always see us. I already know what OSDS got in here. I already know. I already know.
Hi, Goli. Let's fucking go, bro. Let's go! Let's go!
Haskell, come to the front.
W fuckin Haskell, man.
Haskell, come to the front.
W Haskell.
Go ahead and pin it.
Cool.
Go ahead and pin it.
Can I step?
Cool, I don't even give a fucking shit.
What the fuck?
Cool, I don't, cool.
Yo!
You hard, Haskell!
You're tough!
Cool.
Cool, I don't even give a fuck about it.
Guys, now, I just want to say thank you for the opportunity,
and I'm really appreciative of this opportunity.
Thank you. I will be attending Schumer University soon.
W fucking Haskell.
W Haskell.
I
Need a rose, how do I tell you bad?
All right, man, my car my car my car scared and now I get my car segment
You know switch up on me now, bro
Yeah
You're causing that
Now he dead ass what's up on me, bro?
Bro, he he dead ass what's up on me, bro?
So you go switch up on me, bro. Hey guys river you open my book up
Bro, I'm at university. You're not
You know what I taught you well, bro leave all your day ones you're up now go fuck fuck off somewhere, bro
Give me a suitcase I
Jason, Jason, I'm gonna just say this before I-
Wait, let me be the cameraman, bro.
Like, bro, I'll be like,
what's she doing in there, bro, you're a man, man.
Jason, I love you to death, but are you a big cameraman?
Bro, bro.
You just don't know somebody like me.
I have good pains, I'm great, man.
I literally did it before, you know what I'm saying?
You're sweet fucking, bro, go, bro.
You deserve this shit.
Honestly, bottom of my heart, you deserve it, bro.
And I know you're gonna go crazy as streamer, you.
I know the clicks that you're gonna generate
They're gonna be amazing and you're gonna be great, bro. Seriously.
Jason, Jason, can I just say this much, bro?
It wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for you.
I love, bro. I love.
So listen.
It's fast.
It wouldn't be possible if you weren't fucking hilarious, man.
Let go!
Wait, Alia, come here, Alia, come here.
I was trying to come to the on-stream. I'm sorry.
Let go! Let go of me, Joe!
I'm gonna just say this before I hop on stream because I'm a little excited.
Guys, all these viewers go to Jason Windstream to go support him.
No, bro.
What are you talking about, man?
This is all you, bro.
I'm gonna play Animate Tycoon on stream, don't worry.
Keep streaming.
You're about to end, bro!
Oh, fairies, bro. You know what?
Hey, fuck, hey.
I ain't gonna lie, bro, I'm down. I'm down, but...
Um, yeah, seriously, congrats, bro.
You deserve it man.
Hey bro, WSCO.
I knew he's gonna make it bro.
He left a very good impression.
Jamie.
If you think you're honest, just say me.
Just say me bro.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Oh
What the fuck?
W YouTube.
And W Twitched.
Chad, we went up 40,000 subs, 43,000 subs so far.
Bro, I'm at 15.1 million on YouTube.
Oh, this is my first YouTube stream.
W, everybody, Uncle Earth.
What the fuck does that mean?
W, everybody, Marina W.
Oh my God, I can't even read this.
That boy could game and think, think, think so much.
Hernandez, shout out to you.
K-Blow, shout out to you.
Bro, my YouTube.
Bro, what the hell?
If you are new on YouTube, go ahead and like and subscribe.
No, I should have been on YouTube.
YouTube, give me a thumbs up, give me a thumbs up.
Ah.
Shout out to Twitch and YouTube.
Shout out to the entire empire.
Shout out to everybody in this chat right now, dude.
W, okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Hey Haskell, thanks for the raid.
My name is here.
Hey, and Haskell, he gonna put me right next to you.
He gonna put me right next to you.
Who was revealed in streaming university,
2026,
S.
Bro, Kyle, are you fucking kidding me?
Wait a minute wait a second is this wait a minute hold on wait a fucking minute, bro
Wait a fucking minute, bro
I love I love black women
I support their father
No, 2x2 is crazy, bro
Bro, I didn't read my chat, dude
The next person
Stop saying I got a people much and yes, I know I got a people much of
You get your likes
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, bro, what do you mean my father got sick?
Are you fucked?
Bro, what?
Yeah, bro, what the fuck, how did that make you?
What that's not bad
What the fuck is going on?
Wake up nigga you're in
That's not bad bro
Wake up nigga you're in
That's not bad
Oh Joe Sanko, taste for the warhead and get this
I need to talk to you
Let me call it bad
Let me call it actually bad real quick
go back, go back, go back
back you made it
back you made, back
back
you deadass with stuff on me bro
he made it to stream review
oh, it's in the light
Oh, oh sorry. Um, downstream. It's because you made it to streamer you, man!
Huh?
You made it to streamer you, man!
Heh heh heh. That's how I tell a man.
Uh, um, um...
Like, school, like, you know...
You good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, bad. Sorry. Okay, bye, bad. Love you.
I'm going to US.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, the US tour. I know.
Oh, tour is so much.
I know, yeah.
Alright, bad.
Okay.
Alright, bye, bad. Love you.
No, no.
Yeah, everything's good. I'm trying to go to school. I'm trying to go to school.
Yeah.
What are you bad?
What are you going out?
Yeah, yeah, I like school. I'm trying to go to Strymer University.
Strymer University.
Okay.
Alright.
Ain't I like, dick in the ass.
Alright, bye.
Bye.
Alright, bye bye.
Love you.
Bye.
Yes, yes!
I want to take this!
We want you to call me!
Yes, yes!
You're all the fuckers!
Definitely a gentleman, guys.
Yes
Well, he said the same thing to me, bro. Am I in?
Am I going to get back?
J-J-U-D. And this is why you clean this shit up right now.
Get your- get your ass about the beach. J-J-U-D.
J-J-U-D. Here's some fun facts about-
Just go to rapper university.
Here's some fun facts about Jordan, y'all.
Here's some fun facts about Jordan Lucas.
Jordan Lucas is from California.
What happened to you two?
The YouTube empire is down!
El Prad bro.
El Prad!
YouTube are you out here?
The whole fact about Jordan, YouTube is here.
Why did you just go away though?
Someone put a laser pointer on your chain.
Guys, connection, YouTube?
Brother.
Guys?
Yeah, everybody is you to be still here?
Refresh openly.
Okay.
Wait, is it hard for y'all to view the names on the phone?
Oh yeah.
Is this better?
That was better.
Oh, that was mine right there, right?
Literally right here.
I literally see it, Chad, through the paper.
Y'all see that shit too or no?
Jason the ween
It's right there all my mobile users tapping real quick right fucking there
There's some fun facts about
Okay, join it is from California
She has appeared in multiple shows and movies
And she's primarily a IRL streamer.
And shopping is this now, right?
Oh, this person came out swinging with their sheet.
I don't know.
What are you swinging my shit?
I don't know.
This person came out with their application swinging.
What do you think it is, though?
May I be swinging my shit all the time, bro?
I think it is though.
No, wake up. I think it is. Wait
What was it?
Suki I might be too strong. I don't compromise. Oh, wait, that's not confidence. I did not think it drink. No
round
No
Don't even know the country's missing. They say
He hyping this one up
Tommy I fuck with Tommy. Let me look at your content
I got baited I got baited I got baby I got baby
6
Come on guys
Joe
Are you fucking are you dead ass is this AI is real bro?
Son
Whole family son
Sonny Bun
He's your froze
Bro go live dummy
This this is high quality of fun, bro. He did has one, bro
Yo
How much time is this spending on an intro? I didn't mean I just couldn't say the word
Yeah, facts facts facts. Yeah
My people not taking over
Guys game a little late
Interesting
What the fuck? Angel crack me?
What? Bro, no way. OSDS didn't get in, right? No shot, right?
Or even cold, bro. Like, yeah, I'm a recorded application.
Kai! What the fuck? Kai! How you doing Angel, like me?
You're losing hope mother I'm not losing code bro matter of fact let's play some hope
Of course.
Never give up, Chad.
Kai, you listening?
I'm in your right ear, left ear.
You better have me on that fucking main tag.
I'm getting there one way or another.
Just kidding.
Kai, love you to death, bro.
I'll see you at Strimmer New.
I know my main tags right there.
It's the yellow one right above my head, right here.
I
Action
Angel crack you primarily a gamer streamer coming from in the noise
Oh, she thought you should phone them a noise said if she gets accepted she will finally get a new way
Well, go show you go get a new way
Next person here we go three two one
Taylor Jasmine. Taylor Jasmine. Taylor Jasmine. Taylor Jasmine. Welcome to SQ 2026. Taylor Jasmine.
I
Know what I said, we should to every girl
WTella Jasmine
Facts about her she's from Georgia. She's been making content for a decade singer and a streamer was at the in person
Auditions in Atlanta
to make sure that you are updated with you got it thank you you get to it okay you get
to it you get to it you get to it is an in-person application variant okay he was in person
They're on this list and I found son in the house. Oh my god, you get 2x
W's in the chat for real on the score big it
Chop big in man W's W's W's W's W's
She's dead ass like over, bro
Hi, I was dead. I think it's a big guy
Kyle is dead. I think it's a kid. Oh, yes. I got bad time and shit
you
You
I think my chest is on a green screen.
Jack Brooklyn's-
What is that?
What a green screen!
Okay, it's not the way.
Both bags are about to fall.
Oh, fuck.
Oh!
This is from Brooklyn, New York.
Have your seat keep airing.
He's a one-way 2K comp stage player.
yes over one million followers on twitch and he was in that group core okay
W's okay YouTube and hope oh my god hope bro Suki 30 and getting some of you we
We can make it bro!
We can do it!
Bro!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Come on bro! Come on bro!
We can make it!
Hope hope hope hope
What's the problem though?
We are going to skip
Fun Facts and the machine
Yo, um, refresh, they say, hope, hope core, hope core, hope core, hope core, hope core,
It's still not working.
Wait, does it take time to load in chat or I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be automatic?
Wow.
Yo, look at y'all.
Yo, I ain't gonna lie.
A lot of people is showing love to their favorite streamers.
That's crazy.
Yeah, we're gonna get through this list.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm not to I'm not to speed time up. I know it's late. I'm so sorry, but I ain't gonna lie
No, but I take your time, dude
I'm sorry your time, bro. I'm ready
Oh, the hope is coming back the hope is coming back
It's working w-tech in the chat w-tech in the chat it is working. It is working
We all come in. We all come in, bro. We all come in. We all come in, bro.
The next person that is making an entrance to the university is...
We all come in, bro. We all come in and we all dare, bro.
We all come in, bro.
Escape first.
Another in-person application.
Vary it.
Escape first.
Except in-
It's not getting sturdy.
It's not getting tough.
Where's his pants?
Okay, yeah, the really good in-person application now
He loved right now
We have a lot of cosplayers in here
Holy shit
All right, next
He's gonna be far to watch streamer you with you
Then I got now been
The next person you get to X
You get to X
You said bro you said seven you said on the come-up bro you said seven he dead
ass on the come-up bro he dead ass on the come-up bro
that'll be you said man burger King do it
you gotta come up bro it's it's coming he's been screaming for hell along
W's brother.
Wapo bro, hooker miss.
Hey yo.
Ness.
Right.
There's a sniper aiming at your chin.
Yeah, it's funny
Lina man
There's not a fucking snack for him to my chin dude
Hey, she's late
What culture is that? Asian. China. Respect. Respect. W's bro. Love it.
You did a split, gang.
Love it.
Holy.
Yo, Jack, jump where you're watching from right now,
y'all.
America.
What is this?
OK.
You need your left.
Three, two, one.
The next student is?
Stanley.
Stanley!
Her brother!
Get back!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Wait, Henry!
Ah!
Get me back!
No, no, no, no, no!
Get me back!
Let's go!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my fucking God!
Hold on.
She made it in!
She made it in.
I'm too gay.
Everybody show love, man.
Everybody show love.
Yo, what are all these people doing?
Everybody show love man. Everybody show love. Yo, what are all these automated ads messages?
He did wait wait. I'm stupid as shit. Oh shit. I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I'm
slump slump slump slump slump slump slump slump slump Slump slump slump slump slump slump.
Jason Maine!
Woooooo!
Oh shit!
Hold on, let me see this place and stream it.
Jason Maine!
Of course they're fucking nuts.
Oh no.
Let me go ahead and introduce him to be good.
Who's not?
I was right or total
It's like a mama
Had a dream
Necklace
I'm Davis!
That actually confused me, the music.
This motherfucking shit
We gathered all the infinity stones for AMP, and we are all about to be on the same campus
You can't up right now like Europe is up right now. Oh
Oh, you're oh you're good at that. They just getting a based on this is why YouTube is good chat
It's why YouTube is good cuz now people are waking up. You know to have YouTube. Oh
Ethiopia in the building
You get that people gonna be seen my a million like you as well. I don't care. It's just a pimple bro. That was even funny
The next person
accepted
David's in the building chat
The next person for Thanos
You do X
Well my lia
hey what you mean she's raging
W's in the chat, y'all.
W's in the chat.
Hey, it's a raven there.
It's a raven there.
Marlia, congratulations to you.
You are now-
Bro, there's not a pimple for resident evil food.
M-A-R-L-E-A makes you guys follow all these streamers
so that you guys can stay tuned on their lore to ask you.
Next!
We have the next stupid, I said stupid.
Student!
The next student of Streaming University!
2026, it's...
Maybe two Xs.
Amber Tysig.
Amber Tysig!
Oh my god!
Don't cry!
Don't cry.
You made it.
I remember I was goddamn recording myself reading.
And a few months ago I stumbled upon a guy who was a little girl and I was like, oh,
I was I was I was goddamn recording myself reading in a few months ago. I stumbled on her twitch
She was reading by herself in a park
And then after I see her. I don't even make sense
She like
Screen recording
So, um, that's amortization, okay?
I gotta hurry.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Kyle, we not even have way yet, Kyle.
That person is...
A!
Let's go!
W!
I love A.
W and word.
Guess, uh...
Code 2-4-5, man.
Yeah!
That's love, bro.
Eddie, you made it, bro.
What?
You're not who they are.
Yo, bro.
That's your man's car?
W Edward.
Bro, that's not great.
That's person.
I might be on this one low-key because there's a bunch of Asians in this in this column
I
Got Clarence and Queen Nigel couple on campus. That's fire, bro
Our dad has used to watch him. Hello
NYC
I'm not gonna lie. I love them
The first official couple on campus.
Wow, they're 2026.
Beautiful, beautiful family.
You're messed up?
Yeah.
Beautiful family, beautiful family.
Yugi, bro, where?
Beautiful family.
Where is Yugi?
Where is OCS?
For a student university 2026, is...
I
Say say on God say on God, bro
Say on God she already a trillion year
Wow.
Oh, my God.
What's up?
Bro, Santi, Santi, make the call.
Santi, make the call, bro.
Next.
Why is this a meme?
Yo, what are they saying?
Why am I being so mean?
Everybody bro, can you just be nice?
Nets!
WISF!
IHF!
Three!
Bro, you know she deserves it, man.
I'm Andre!
M-Helson.
Jaimah, Jaimahelson!
Andre Jaimahelson.
Is he live right now?
It's Andre Jaimahelson, Andre Jaimahelson.
See, this shit is not funny, bro.
No, this shit, no.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that, bro?
What the fuck?
I
Got that way it makes sense
I don't even care about it. You know more bro. I just want to make fun of our fucking pimple
You be 2x you be 2x you be 2x you be 2x you have a good one on our hands check we have
a good one okay we have a good one on our hands we have a good one checking if he's
He's always streaming, always streaming, always streaming, always streaming, always streaming,
man bro.
Yucky, Yucky.
Here we go.
The next one is 2X CJ!
2X CJ!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, bro.
Let's keep going.
Is he live?
2X?
Yo, we're on 2X, damn.
2X CJ!
Is he live?
No, he's not.
He's not live.
2X CJ W.
The next student is...
So what's gonna happen when Cindy's
hang on that bitch?
Where I'm gonna have to bed-ass sit here and clock?
Bro, what do you mean?
Lyla Simone!
TV!
I repeat!
Lyla!
What the fuck?
Yo!
The machine! Yo!
Production, bro! Yo!
Yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that the thing?
My god!
I'm literally just waiting for this one right here.
She's literally calling my name, right there, right,
nope, above, right up, right on my mouse, right here.
It's Jason Lee, right there.
Not a Simone TV.
My god, okay.
I don't know.
Oh, honey.
Holy shit, what the fuck?
That shit was about to blow up, y'all.
Next, I'm trying to answer these.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
3, 2, 1, the next student is?
You get two X. Here we go.
Bang, 3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1.
3, 3, 2, 1.
Gio.
Yo.
Gio.
G.
Wait, Gio.
Like, Gio.
Hey, Gio.
Like, Gio.
Gio, why?
I
Don't think bowl she submitted an application on goddamn
The website
Former people popping segment
Bonnie is in the building I repeat Bonnie come to the front Bonnie come to the
front what the fuck is she doing she's going to bear
No fuck! No way!
There's no way! There's no way!
There's no way!
W! BUNNY!
You made it, Bunny.
Bye! Thank you!
W! Bunny!
Thank you, thank you!
It's real!
It is real!
W! Bunny in the chat!
Arkey. W. Bonney. Next! The next student for Sheree University.
Yugi T'Wesh. It is.
Arkey. Right after Bonnie.
Tatum. Big tick.
Tatum. Big tick. Or bike tick. Tatum.
I'm lowkey losing hope, Chad.
I'm dead ass losing hope, bruh.
She's not streaming, okay?
Tatum Big Tick is not streaming currently.
Tatum Big Tick.
I'm losing hope, bruh.
I wish y'all a little bit of her.
I'm losing hope, bruh.
Here's Tatum Big Tick.
Tatum Big Tick.
Big Tick.
There we go.
Tatum Big Tick.
That is Tatum Big Tick, y'all.
Big Tick.
W Tatum Big Tick onto the next.
Next!
Chad, I'm right here, though.
I know.
I really feel I'm right here.
I
Will run but I'm broke on me for fuck it. Let's go bro
Let you go! Let you go!
Let you go! Oh my god, what the fuck!
Oh my god!
What the fuck is that?
What do you want me to do?
Let go!
We are fucking stars now!
Let's fucking go!
Oh my god!
What do you want me to do?
Oh my god!
We made it.
Yo, stay with me to get there.
We didn't make it.
Yo, I didn't realize this fucking.
God.
Nice guy.
Yo.
Let's go.
What?
You did, I didn't even know.
I didn't realize.
Yo.
We did the six man.
Oh my, we did the six man.
We're good.
We're all six.
We're halfway there.
We have to.
We have to go six six.
You did it, Mark.
No, no.
266 what happily there dude, I'm pretty sure
Would you know it would you know it would you know it would you know it would you know it would you know it would you know it
But you know
And I'll still murder you, man!
What the fuck?!
I licked my licked ass. I didn't mean to.
Mona, I'm just saying I'm actually mother-out-mother-dude game.
Triceps is their game.
Not possible, bro. You ain't gonna lie, bro.
You're not out of me.
Sit that ass down. Who in that chat?
Who in that?
Oh, I ain't got no one.
I mean, Robin.
I mean, you're poor, bro.
You're poor. You're a poor little bochats.
Are you dead ass, bro?
You're a poor little bochats.
Are you dead ass, bro?
I mean, you're a poor little bochats.
Damn!
Do a poll on YouTube and Twitch
We are Marlin
Do a poll, do a poll right now y'all
Everybody vote
Everybody vote, holy shit
He said Marlin, it's you
He said me too, me too
Oh good, yeah it's you
Holy shit Marlin
I'm not gonna, okay
I'm winning in the Twitch chat
How are we gonna YouTube?
Oh my god
Oh my gosh
You gotta watch out for me, bro. I've been eating my protein. I've been goddamn working out
game
We don't give up as shit
No, no, it's been nine months it's been nine months. Oh god. It's been nine months. Hold on
It's been nine months. Hold on. It's it's it's it's it's it's
It's it's edit
edit
okay please back every five minutes
160
talking go tell my store
yeah Victinnen I was so please
Oh
Hold on let's see the YouTube chat
One, one!
Here we go, my back.
Three, two, one.
I want a cinnamon roll.
I repeat, I want,
oh well, they live, they're not live.
I want a cinnamon roll, you have one, I repeat.
I want a cinnamon roll, you have one.
You have one, I want a cinnamon roll.
I've not seen it before.
Okay, I want a cinnamon roll.
You have one.
Oh, I got a cinnamon, hold on.
There you go.
So is that an OSS party?
And there you go.
All right, here we go.
Next.
Oh, it's you guys.
Ready?
3, 2, they call me lay.
They call me lay.
What do you call them?
She got in.
Uh, what is she saying?
She had a goddamn club, bruh!
She in the club or T's maxing bro
Oh
We should have that but I should dead-ass let's go
I G oh, it was down until the history, bro
Don't
This nigga dummy had a trailer.
This nigga dummy, yo. Yo, this nigga dummy had a trailer from when he got accepted, Chad.
This nigga was so confident.
No.
No, he's a tryhard.
Again, it's not a trailer of winning this.
Yeah, that's kind of trailer of winning this whole shit. Are you dead?
He's a try hard. Wow.
I know I exaggerated there.
Damn, bro.
Look for more shit to pop up, bro. I'm...
Yo, he's a try hard again.
Yo, they hungry, chat. I ain't gonna lie. They aren't hungry.
What the hell is happening?
That call me late has been accepted.
Next.
Jada Malay TV.
Jada Malay, Jada Malay TV.
No, you like to slide, don't you?
Oh, we're gonna get in that reaction.
I think, like, hold me.
No, it is holding me in the child!
She blimps you, bro.
That's all you got to do, sir.
That's it.
Oh!
I
To TV delay
Actual TV delay
Keep moving keep moving guy. Come on. I'm ready. I'm dead. I'm ready. I saw your name. No, I'm right here
I swear to God right here not to God actually I'm right there
Oh my fucking Jesus
Prodition mass saturated
Noooo!
You're fucking laughing at me!
What the fuck?
What the fuck, king?
Keep moving, let's go, let's go.
Come on, keep going, keep going!
Come on, baby!
Come on, come on, baby, come on, baby, come on, baby, come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Jay, mommy, yo!
What you mean, mommy, yo, bro?
Jay, mommy, oh.
Oh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, no, actually, no, actually.
Yo, what the, hey, no, what did a, what did a plushie do?
And what did a pussy do?
Not Lacey.
Continue, continue, continue, continue, continue.
The next person
for Jimmy University 2026 is
stop me, stop me, stop me.
Stop me, SUHMMIE.
Oh
CS
girl girl a lot of girls in the comments which means this is gonna be a guy
column which means Jason and me oh my god hi
this is an application variant here we go
I got the nine you two you get 2x you get 2x
three you get 2x
one you get 2x
not bell zone
Not Bilzo!
Not Jason, not you.
It's coming, it's coming.
It's coming, it's coming, baby.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Boonga, wait.
Retain!
Oma, they take him up!
Clova!
Hey, hey, hey!
He's 18
That's respect that's respect man
Listen, Billzone, you are 17 years old, but I have been seeing your content and you have been fucking putting no fucking ass.
When I say this kid is good, bro, I ain't gonna let you out. Back to me, bro. He been groaning, man.
Hey, no way, he's 17, bro.
Bro, this guy been groaning, man.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
That's you've been guys. So uh, we we're gonna have to um
Take a permission slip from you. Okay. We gotta take a permission slip from you from your parents
Get your parents on the phone
Let's go guys go
Get that shit off his foot, yo
Kiera, please.
She is not streaming.
She's not streaming, Chad.
This is Kiera, please.
She's not streaming.
Here we go.
Jason, please.
He's like a pig.
Oh, my God. He's talking to me.
Jason, please.
Oh my god, he's acting stupid.
Don't sit with me.
Oh my god.
Is that guy?
Maybe.
What are you about to put on?
Love is a strike.
What are you about to put on?
I got to pee.
I have to pee.
What are you about to put on?
I have to fucking pee.
Payphone?
Oh my god, I have to pee.
Okay, hold on.
Oh my god, he better put on payphone.
Oh my god, he did.
That's better.
Put on.
I'm in the Alacard Bridge, that's damn true if you can hit me through the phone.
Say it too if you can hit me through the phone.
Oh my God, you better be...
Say it too if you can hit me through the fucking fight.
It's better be run, it's better be run.
It's about that time nigga.
Oh my God, it's actually run.
Sing it with me buddy.
We don't even know!
We got home!
Bring the fucking sight!
We're reaching the bodies!
I am from the fucking Glow!
My chest!
Santiago!
We're gonna fucking kill you!
Let us go!
We did it!
But I'm also...
I'm not the one who killed you.
I'm not the one who killed you!
We're gonna fucking kill you!
We're gonna live.
wait wait
oh my god
you got it!
mom! mom I did it!
you got it!
I'm number one mom!
you got it!
I'm number one!
I'm number one mom!
I'm number one!
you know, I know who's gonna be here
but I'm still on the old bike
he did it bro
Okay, there's no way right now
I'm gonna be that right now nigga. We talking about you getting your spot at SU
But yes stable Ronaldo is now in SU
Okay
This is me and Lacey dead ice
Next person
Who is in SU
is
Wait what oh, it's a yes there
I thought he was Christian.
Oh man, I'm about to be left out, huh?
Nobody be lucked out, huh?
Nah, bro.
It's something good.
Better.
Copy that.
Damn it.
That person
to be selected
Me and Lacey better do your homework.
At the same university
is
Rafael
Solo
I don't know if I can see that.
It says Rafael Solo Live.
Sorry, it's like the middle.
I
Rafa solo live congratulations. You have made it
Yo, yeah, he dead in the middle. I can't even put on him
No damn bro
Rafa y'all solo live
There you go, bro. Congratulations. You're going to Streaming University, 2026.
Thank you.
Next!
Who did it?
Next!
I was on cardboard, bro.
Oh
My god
That's a lacy caretaker bro
Oh my god.
This is a problem.
Okay, I'm gonna turn it off.
Damn, those spots are like literally can't be seen.
That's kind of crazy.
Turn it off, bro.
I ain't gonna lie, turn it off, it's ass, bro.
Like, I'm dark now.
Eek, it's just fries.
It's just fries, please.
like what the fuck they got to see their name on this board it's all right no
what they done that I did that everybody been waiting I apologize but I'll turn it
off I'll turn it off I'm gonna get through this I'll turn it off
okay
Now!
Oh my gosh!
Ok, ok I know what to play.
I know what to play.
I'm on elite.
Fuck.
Fuck it.
Fuck it. Let's go. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
What?
Nuts!
Justin fucking Bieber, bro!
Nice!
Oh, nice!
Nice!
No!
I saw him sing this, his breath is pretty good.
But we'll go faster
Tell me the better
I'm sorry
No, we can't
What the heck made it, bro?
W fucking dub.
W dub.
Not dub.
No dub.
No fighting game, we leaving everything at home, no arguing SU, no fighting an SU, nothing.
Okay, nothing guys, I'm seeing niggas getting choked out, I'm seeing niggas hot-headed shit,
No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. All right, that's what I do.
Doug, congrats to the University of S-226. Okay?
The next person
that we have
is
Catcher, not!
Catcher, not though.
Oh my god!
Look at me!
What is this shit?
Oh my god!
Next!
No you!
We have!
DC the designer.
I repeat, DC the designer.
He shit with a black- Please connect a video source.
Wow.
That's insane.
Alright.
That's insane. All right. Next!
We have...
RISPY!
Another young buck.
He's been grinding hella hard.
I don't know if he's streaming on YouTube right now.
I don't know if he's streaming on Twitch.
RISPY!
You've been grinding hella hard.
RISPY!
You are in streaming university.
At you.
Okay, I'm gonna turn it up.
Alright, let's turn it up.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
I'll turn it up.
I got you.
Okay?
Okay, I got you.
I got you, but, alright.
I made up. I made my song, man. I made my song. I just do it, man.
God, if this is all you got, man.
you
It is.
World Kylie.
I got it! I got it!
Oh my fucking god!
I need you to react to getting into college like this!
College!
My fucking god!
Oh my god!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god!
Thank you god!
W's. W's. I love this. I love this. Next. Who is the good one? There's a next to you,
Next we have Sarah Safari. I repeat. Sarah Safari. I repeat. Sarah.
Uh, so far, nope, she's not live.
Sarah Safari, it's in streaming university.
Sarah Safari is in streamer university.
Next, we have the in-person application.
Because you came in person, you were really good.
I'm putting my shirt.
I'm putting it.
cool it's shawty cool oh cool it shawty cool it's shawty
Hey, Imperson was really good
Hey, Imperson application was really fucking good chat
Somebody just said I don't know many of these people on the board
Well, God damn, shit, oh!
What the fuck?
Well, God, it's for us to come together.
Now, how ever the application was really fucking good.
That's the fucking point of streaming university chat.
chat. Oh my god. Be with me. W cool. Shorty. Her in person, her energy, her vibe in person
was really good. Shout out to her. Next. Who we got? Who we got? It's what it's what it's
is what it is, is what it is, Niggas, again.
Hey, there's that, there's that.
Oh my God, whoo!
The next one is...
Flacco!
Another Dominican, Niggas!
Flacco!
He said it's one of these more.
The next one is...
Oh
W Flocko Flocko holy shit is loudest fucking there next
international student chat. We have our first, because there is some international students,
we have our first international student, which means this student is coming from a different
country. Okay, this student is coming from a different country. All right, y'all wasn't
involved right yeah yeah yeah tell me the fuck up man
Yeah!
Where is he?
Oh yeah. Get that naked...
Okay.
This nigga is Nigeria, bro.
Get this nigga to American Asia.
Come on!
Where is he at?
Don't do it.
No.
Take that.
You got this.
Don't do it, man.
You got this.
Don't do it, man.
I got a weird feeling you're next
I got that weird fucking feeling
no look at me I got that weird fucking feeling are you guys open
Look at me. I got that weird fucking feeling. No, just walk in walking bro lock in believe
That we have
To Guapo a to Guapo
Maybe he's swarming up for you, you know?
Invited Earl to be on your stream, he invited Earl's, your friend Guy's, fake David's for
He invited Bob.
Bob!
I'm not gonna knock on him, baby.
He's...
Bro, he's...
Hold on, wait, wait, this one.
Chris, underscore!
Don't underscore!
One more, one more.
We gotta say something more.
Come on.
Chris, underscore!
Don't underscore!
Crazy.
Chris, underscore.
Don't...
I'm thinking about it.
You and Lacey could do, like, learning how to walk, scream, but you could teach them how to...
No, Chris, don't!
Crazy!
I don't know.
I'm on the way to putt on the gas.
We got crystal crazy right here.
Don't cry, bro.
OK?
We got crystal crazy right here.
Hold on.
All right?
Here we go.
My god, I feel this one.
I'm not.
We have three, two, one.
King Jojo.
I
Go crazy right here
Chris go crazy
Kissed all crazy.
What the crew?
W. King Jojo.
W.
Next.
Fuck it.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
No, wait!
Here's coffee!
No!
No, wait!
Wait!
Oh, my God!
Please, please, please!
I'm just afraid.
Oh my god!
Oh my God.
I always loved you, man.
I appreciate you so much.
Listen, you know what?
You know what?
Oh my God, we're ready!
We're ready!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, Lacey, oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Hey, but let's shake him like this.
Langston!
Who's the problem?
You and him!
We got so low, bro.
Come on, come on, come on.
Huh.
Oh my God.
We did it!
Oh, fuck it.
Mama, I also showed you the dresser.
Once I heard everybody's name, huh?
Why?
I'm gonna get ready.
You're a mad man.
You're a fucking crazy.
I'm gonna get ready.
What are you saying, bro?
It's okay.
We're gonna celebrate with you.
I'm not getting ready.
We did it, you did it, Shay!
You did it, Shay!
You did it, bro!
We did it!
You did it, bro!
I know!
Gino!
Oh!
I know!
Gino!
Yo, one more, boys.
One fucking...
We did it, bro!
We did it!
We did it man. We're going to stay with you.
Lazy, don't worry about me.
I'm going to tell y'all. Hey, 5 out of 6.
You're going to go on 66.
We're going to call more people up, Lazy.
I have people left.
We're on 66. We're on 66.
We're on 6. Don't worry.
Don't worry.
No, I didn't say I'm feeling I'm next.
Hey, Tom Brady was on 190.
Yeah, that's right.
You're the top Brady of streaming.
I have a feeling I'm next.
Hey, I just wanna make sure that I'm just real quick.
Like before we did, we all said that if all of us didn't get accepted,
that we weren't going, right?
I didn't say that, did it?
Did you?
No, I mean, I think you.
Oh yeah!
Yeah, we did say that.
Mara, you remember saying that?
I remember saying that, so yeah.
Just make it sure.
Yeah, of course.
Of course, of course.
All together, all together, that's one.
One unit, one unit.
Of course, Mara.
If we all don't go, you know, yeah.
Yeah, bro, this is the core.
Because this is the core.
You know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah
Yes, and the jelly's are on.
Come on, is that one?
Yes.
I have to read the bitch the bottle's out.
That's me.
Yeah!
We're fucked!
Yes, to me!
Let's go!
Is he a hater or what?
He's talking to the fuck?
What the fuck?
He's talking to the fuck?
He does look good.
Listen, come on nigga!
Come on!
Come on, man!
Damn!
Come on, man.
He's definitely a ricotta variant.
100% he knew what a ricotta was.
He knew what a ricotta was.
No, he's got 40 more.
I know, I know, I know.
That must be a ricotta.
Bro, this shit.
That must be a ricotta.
I know.
I
They started with the C.
Why do you have a little room for that?
Crystal Lisa Gwinder.
I got a song.
Oh, that looks like your name.
I got a song.
I thought it said Nicholas Foscoe.
Oh, I'm not going to get out of that, I'm going to get out of that.
I thought it said L.
Yeah, I thought, yeah.
Is it a line?
I mean, I don't think it's a line.
There's a lot of papers left.
There's not that much.
There's not a lot of papers left.
She don't quit.
You got it.
I got a song.
Like you got
You're the Tom Brady of streaming
Yeah, but y'all got to understand like I don't get accepted. I can't be rolling around
I'm not gonna
Imagine
bro what the fuck what the fuck is going on hey there's 37 37 fix left man Tom
I'm ready was 100 for the number for the number. We'll pick it out. I mean
Last name was second round
He likes this one
He said he likes the next person is
I'm going to the end.
Finish it. Finish it. Finish it. Finish it.
Yeah!
Let's go, Yugi!
Let's fucking go!
Yes!
Yugi fucking Yugi, man.
Yeah!
Let's go, Yugi!
We are going.
We are all going.
We are going
Your band from Saunty Pooh's channel
Saunty's Mod so they shit WUB in the 100%
Saunty's got that in WUB in the 100%
Oh my god that was L that was L
That was L
That was an SR
I didn't see that L to be honest with you
I think it was L or something else I see
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
Could be an N bro
to Lazy. Nicholas Blas. Lazy.
Lazy. Okay.
My bad. My bad. If that was the right throw away in front of us.
What?
But it's Salah.
Salulu. Salulu.
Salulu.
My bad in front of us.
You better get to Lulu. You might be there. Yeah.
Salulu.
She don't know yet. She don't know yet.
Oh my god. She bones.
Oh
was that her man maybe give her a hug like they're like something why is it like oh
you're welcome okay there's a lot left a lot left a lot left i mean not
oh it's okay for me it's a pattern it's one column each we encourage oh my god
it's actually one column each
Ultimate defense on this one, okay?
Ultimate defense, okay?
What do I mean?
What do I mean right now?
K-6-8!
Hey, congrats!
He said he's playing defense well.
Let's go!
K-6-8!
Yeah, K-6-8!
Congrats!
I'm not lying, he's fine as hell, man.
Hey yo!
They're saying Marlin's gonna get
Dude's
It's like last week too much
It could be
Okay.
I'll try to say it.
Let's get it back.
Shit.
Call him.
Yeah.
Remember.
Here we go.
Hey, now this is what we're locking.
This is what we're locking.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, Zempik.
What's coming, man?
Let's get this possible.
Hey.
I can't see.
Let's come here.
Oh, let's see.
Let's come here.
Trust me.
I don't know.
Shut the fuck up.
Hey, ladies, turn off.
Hey.
Hey, what is your fault?
Oh, wow, well, you got to think about it.
He wouldn't do that.
No, you got to think about it.
No, because, bro, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
For sure.
Like, that's all.
Honestly.
Oh, my god, this is your role, this is your role.
This is your role.
It is.
This is your role.
Hey, none of us been the first one.
None of us been first.
Next person is
Hey, y'all just remember you know when he pulls my name right here, I gotta hurt me
I do
Yo, it's coming. It's coming. What the view count make every view count
Second official couple on campus by the way. Oh, you guys Queen Claire's we go get some goddamn coffee
Okay
Right next to me right next to me
Perfect. That's right next to me. Okay. Oh
Now, please don't be wild last year it was how about somebody rule last year, please do not do that this year
Okay, that was bothering me and all types of shit. Please. Let's not do it this year
You
What a fucking application! Surprise the shit out of me!
For sure.
She turned it on live.
Dreamdoll is now...
Is that the Galaxy Girl?
Oh, streaming universe.
Galaxy.
Like, what's that supposed to mean?
I'm saying, seriously, I'm saying, so can we need this collab on a bus?
Dreamdoll will be...
I'm streamer...
Yuna...
Mercy.
I haven't gone in an hour.
Okay.
All good, all good.
Oh
So this whole stream
This whole stream
30 seconds of ads
I don't want by the way, don't get stuff
That'll be a lazy for free
Oh my short name short name short name
Name a good one
Maybe like
No, I think it's a thing I think it's 10 no song at all. You check anything went live
like that close like LA she's not even out of this house
not even in this house
where you at?
she's not even there
what the fuck is up here?
Oh my god!
What a fire!
Don't you scare the fuck out of me!
What a fire!
You don't need a cameraman?
No, I'm good, bro.
Well, just kidding.
You don't like submitting applications, do you?
Yeah, he's going to be in this.
Why is Jimmy Scott saying we do?
Oh my god.
This is your call
The bro, oh my god, this is me. I think we should have lost 20 but I think you
Forty two four. You know what
he's doing. He's trying to
It's a jay. It's a J. It's a
J may say or okay. J.
nine nine J.
Nine nine. So, do you say the
you said it the next four.
I just farted wait what what happened we stay from did I get this no yes they
dream though this is the dream though I'm talking about check
I don't know some solo.
That's a jay.
Jay shock.
No, no.
Somebody said that she got another single.
Jay shock.
How you doing bro?
One thing.
Come on in.
Yes you're in.
What?
No, don't worry bro.
Like.
Yes you.
Maybe after like another 10 worry.
But like right now don't worry.
I don't know.
I'll say after 2 maybe.
Yeah, after 2 I worry.
But for now I worry.
But for now.
I'm not going if you're not going bro, we're gonna stay literally bro
We're gonna we're gonna be someone
I'm already smiling he knows it's me
You're a column there, it's a column, bro.
We have.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming on, it's coming on.
Very coming on right now.
Yeah.
Right there.
Right there, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
Yeah!
We did it!
Oh my god, it was me!
We did it!
What the fuck!
Oh my god!
I told you that was your cop!
Brother, did you just slam my head into this?
I got a little word
We did it!
Let's go!
Oh my god.
Hey, hey, fucker daps class
Hey, you'll be seeing me single fucking class
Oh my god!
I need to get hammer hard.
No, no, no.
We're not going to help.
Oh my god.
We did it!
Yeah!
Wait, you got pressed?
Wait, what?
He said I could monitor the hallways.
Oh, shit.
Y'all better stay with me.
I'm gonna just push you out of your way.
Y'all better stay away from me.
We're just gonna push you out of your way.
Hey, come back here.
Y'all better stay away from me.
I can't even hop on a plane.
You can't even get on the plane.
Y'all better stay away from me.
How do you even get to where the fuck we're gonna be at?
We're gonna have to sleep.
What's gonna happen if we steal your wheelchair?
I'm snitching on all of you.
Oh my God.
Now just me left.
Hey, man, I got my chair.
Damn, every fucking day there was man.
Every fucking day there was me.
All we need all we need now is lace. He submitted his that I'm not gonna bro
So he drew and laced to get accepted what WP with a busy
Damn boys. We're really going back to
22 team going back to schools and movie. I'm going to school for the first time
Silky
We're both college graduates going back. We need all CS
Hey, I say on the next
Hey, you got to create own run everything
Hey, fuck up. Hey opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door. They go build a fucking door
I
Doesn't deserve to get in yo are we serious one guy
Like I'm like
I'm a
Fuck a view count make every view
Okay
What's going on?
We fucking made it boys!
Did you guys think you guys needed to get it on some dates?
No, she didn't. That's funny.
She didn't even know what was going on.
That's so funny.
Did she know?
What's funny?
No way!
Yes!
Yes
What is my view count, bro?
Oh fuck a view count make every view count, bro. Okay, come on
Come on in, like, mmm.
Andrew Aric.
Who was?
Wait, isn't that the funny guy?
Andrew who?
Bro, fuck that.
Andrew Aric.
Hey, fuck.
Oh, man.
Is that cheese?
Is that Luca fucking Dodge?
Andrew.
Well, now she kind of look like Luca Taunches.
Shit.
Yeah.
I can feel it.
It's all about winning and shooting, bro.
Look at the piece and when all the shit in it.
Get it.
It actually looks like you, you know.
That shit guy looks like Bryson and Eastern Groove.
Pull a beat on the way.
W. Andrew Uric.
Hold it.
W.
Two color.
That voice.
I'm two o'clock.
Two more waves.
Two more rows.
Oh, that was got to be the way it was.
Oh, it's yes.
You're the best.
I am a lot of this year.
I'm a lot of the best.
Shirley J. Deb.
Ready to follow me on there?
Move cam.
seat belt.
Come on.
Max.
I wanna see Brayden getting.
Brayden.
We have.
What do you see?
I see.
Oh, I didn't know.
She's dead for a little bit.
Oh, God, I don't know.
I'm not saying that we're not.
They're saying we just need epic.
Maybe a brand that we sold.
I don't know.
I don't know. We definitely don't have class, bro.
We've got to hear God.
That's it. Y'all better go to class.
Hang on, huh?
We are not showing up to that late night shit, bro.
Let's go to fucking Gaps class.
Hey, don't worry. They're gonna show up because if they don't they're gonna end up rain detention. Yep
Yeah
I'm not one to be fucked with
I got some green belt a teacher's pet
I
This kind of
Subbers hilarious. Yeah, I don't know he will definitely get it
I
Jumped in the room
I'm glad I've been back in the UK.
Let's get across to Van Gogh.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The next person. It's no way we
know. No, we don't know. I mean,
it's a way.
What's close. Hello. It's a
short name. Let me knock. I can
say I'm not. I'm not going to
We're not doing no party
Teachers pad holy shit
She wanted me at a rich car
W Ron
It's rain. Let's rain this rain
I need that money, I'm falling sick!
Yes!
Hey!
Oh my gosh.
I didn't even see one of you in it.
Hey!
Yeah, buddy!
We fucked it up!
Nox!
Yeah!
hahahaha
hit that a full out
why is there no ball bro
hit, hit, hit, yes, yes, yes, yes
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hey!
What?
Oh!
Hey!
No way me and cock can dance like that.
He's crazy.
I repeat, Rima's in the fucking zone.
We're talking to the sun.
Why is everybody bored?
Like, I'm genuinely confused.
I'm sad.
Next person.
I'm not gonna lie.
You need to get fit.
Say you swear to God.
Wait.
That's the girl that threw up in our theater.
Sweet dog on our theater.
Good for you.
She puked at our shit
high level of
he
and
I'll be
here
All right
Why did Ron dribble his skull
I'm not the last one to find you, Jesse!
Save it!
Brother!
I'm not the last one to find you!
Oh my God!
I'm so sorry!
Goddamn!
Why is my name the biggest on a board?
Is that like a f***ing thing?
We got
Surprised we're Kyrae or Toad
No, I had to go to the other one
Wait! You're going to be a liar!
Yeah!
Yo! You're going to be a liar!
Oh, no, no! I was playing for you
You got to be out of your aim!
Yes, as soon as you was going to be lit!
You're going to be a liar!
Get ready for the still case, guys!
Holy fuck, bro!
You got a lot of
You're gonna talk about me and Jason like that
We not even that happy
Marlin Haskell Jeremiah
Jason and King that's like the
30 years old brother coming all the way from the UK UK okay use the Bill
Oh, no, I don't know.
UK is in the building.
Oh, my God.
Let's go.
W-U-K, W-U-K.
Oi.
Oi, shit.
Oi, shit, bravo.
Bro, what time is it?
Second, the staff was dutyed, by the way.
Second, the office.
We are down to the final.
Oh my God, wait, this is a lot.
How many is that?
10?
Only you got in, bro.
There you go.
That's real.
11 B-boats.
All bangers.
All bangers right now.
All of SES and all of Clover.
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie, Clover.
Clover is probably going to show up.
That's my guess.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was gonna sneak in prison chap real quick
Frank
We're down to the final list
This is when good becomes fucking great. Okay
At the moment
When you feel like it's all
At the moment when you genuinely feel like it is all over
This might be y'all this might be you guys you guys in the chat
Box. Hey, that's not one. Oh my god. Wait, I know him. Wait, that's.
Yeah. He was walking out of speaker.
And now, Joseph. Does that be pigs?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten people left.
Ten people, man. This could be y'all chat right here.
The next person. Chad, everybody pray. Last 10.
Last 10.
This could be y'all time.
Come on, BRT, bro.
Okay, John.
BRT, bro.
No.
Again, again, I'm not...
You know.
You changed your failure out to...
Blazian.
Yeah.
You said you heard about...
Oh, Blazian.
Blazian.
Blazian?
Blazian.
Imagine one of them just says the blonde.
Blazian.
You know that?
He said there's no alumni on the board.
I fucking like people that went last year
No, that's cat on the current board
It's no people will win last year on the board right now
They said that he said that is a long
Even with a separate I love my section
Well, I mean we need an article welcome back
Jada
Okay
I think it's that's 50-50 females
No one can't be so injured before sure me
Why they say
What you doing?
I know.
Oh, no.
What's the lore?
What are you saying?
Oh, you have no idea?
Me?
What are you saying?
I don't know what it is.
K-Song?
Enough of this.
What?
I don't know.
What's happening?
Oh, okay. No, we me
Where did you get us praying?
Okay, now that they're just saying oh to everybody that's got answer in a second, but that's crazy. She didn't even hear it
Maybe no
No
We have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, people that have not got it.
Six out of seven, I'm still going, and then I can't.
Big X.
Okay, I don't know, I did it, I did it.
I'm sorry, I forgot about this.
Holy fucking thanks, everyone.
Holy fuck.
That's it, that's it, yeah, I got a response.
Don't boy all of them.
Okay.
you. I need to see like this.
I want to see I want to see
I have a feeling he's going to be here. He's going to be here.
Suburb baby.
Santee X.
Drew.
Well, he's got a band of guys.
Drew applied.
Next we have.
Drew and Lay's both applied.
Can I have your mom?
Thanks, bro.
That was a great channel, bro.
Come on.
5-3-1.
Wait, no clover?
There you go.
All right.
I don't think he's done after this right here.
No, I don't think he's done after this right here.
Kai?
What's going on?
Are you good?
I recognize that.
Congrats.
What the fuck happened to you?
Congrats, Larry. We made it.
We can't see him, Kai.
Oh, yes, Lisa.
Oh, man.
Oh, yes, Lisa.
Hey, where are we going?
Oh, yes, what's the deal?
Oh, no.
I don't know.
I'm not a regular.
Why is someone spamming you?
Son of a bitch.
You want to do it?
Just wait here.
I can't even check the book.
That'd be one, at least one more OCS member.
That's not even a big deal.
Spam, it's one guy spamming that motor, you're gonna make some shots.
You just cause a fucking riot, man.
I'd say you don't have a fast bit more muscle in this.
Yeah, it's just one.
Are we wishing for silk?
Yeah, we will.
You're boring!
I know.
Where are you going?
I think.
What is that?
Hey!
What about the flag?
Down that?
Down that
Oh, Saatchi.
Next!
You are a monster.
You fucking mean?
Oh, shit.
They can really dance with last name boys.
Hold on.
Hey, baby.
Hey!
Yo, is your channel like a problem with me?
What do you mean?
Hey!
Like
BAM!
Longy
Alive!
Like I'm so good at this!
No, he's not even a son, bro, come on!
Yeah!
We are down!
To two!
Bro, now they're all pissed off saying shit!
Nah, it's too broad.
It's gotta be a lot of red.
We are down!
Piss off, bro.
I'm gonna try that!
Two!
I'm sick!
More!
I see.
What's fun!
Okay, do a little recap, why don't you stay there, I don't know what appreciation there are here
We have neck of people shooter. We have market once and we have club directors
Yeah, we have proto we have tea pain at Marcus King, and we have got
Okay
For your professors
What is this I'm putting in my mouth
Yeah, I'm not a lot of focus on
I'm going to do
I'm never coming back in this room, bro. Like okay
I'm not even doing anything
It's been a long day.
Thank you.
Here we thank you.
Wobby.
He made it.
Wobby.
Last two.
Last person must be the last person.
I'm gonna take you through the last version.
The last version is gonna be taking smooth.
Welcome.
One more.
Welcome to U Count Bro.
Please.
you
You
Let's go!
Oh, good.
He's hilarious.
That's good.
Shut up!
Shut up, son of a gun!
I didn't even say who to tell you.
I'm probably the best one.
I'm hilarious, bro.
And then your chat just spams Elron.
Like, I'm out of here, man.
Like, this is just psych.
Fucking hell in the chat.
I
Was so crazy
But he's gonna be right there
Could be alumna though he could be
I said, turn around and flip Netflix documentary.
Alright, sit up.
How many alumni?
Okay, hold on.
Netflix documentary is crazy.
This is class of 2026.
Official students.
Let's go back, Barbara.
What is going to happen?
It's like, I'm back.
No, it's not me.
I need all students to listen.
You guys just told me to hang around.
Everybody!
Why does someone say that?
I love Ron your time.
Everybody!
Who got accepted?
I need you guys to listen.
Listen.
These are general announcements.
I'm not sweet. I'm not sweet. It's gotta be the dates. Everybody take notes. Everybody get my note pad out. I'm not sweet. Everybody take notes. I'm not sweet. Okay? I'm just gonna take a mental note. Here we go. Okay.
Okay.
We're listening for you.
Also, I want to go ahead and say.
Everybody say W State Farm to go.
W State Farm.
You have to stay for a while, okay?
Wait, did you guys have to stay for him?
You guys have to stay for a while.
Until then, you have someone else who will show his twigs, who was accepted.
Okay.
I'll let you know.
Already.
I'll let you know.
Okay.
Here we go.
Students!
Students of 2026 janitors, campus police, all professors,
close directors, everybody who's been announced to this, all right?
All accepted participants, check your emails for communication from admission.
Yes, sir. Shit.
You will receive the email to your student portal login via email.
We have actual student portals.
They will receive their student portal login.
Okay.
So everybody with these students, you will get your login to B.O.S.M.E. University and
will literally be able to be on the website, okay?
You guys already have an assignment due.
all students you already have an assignment do we want to see assignments
I'm not doing home
assignments starting now so check your email what do we got do guys let's just
Hey boys, this is good tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, this is good tomorrow.
What is good tomorrow, man?
A class president.
Oh my god, it's me.
Oh my god.
That got to be me, that got to be me.
And you think you will make a good class president?
Oh my god.
We want to see your presidential campaigns starting back now.
I bet, I bet.
I don't have a bet.
You thought you should be a class president?
I bet.
Or you feel like you can have some things on campus?
Bet.
Please start your campaigns right here. What's a class president? I don't give a fucking what is this chat, bro?
I can't be locked in close
We will notify you about your camera man requests this week. Okay, sir
We will notify you guys about your camera man. This
Do you need thumbs up, bro?
You can't have your warranty come and god damn be okay with me.
You cannot have your god damn, your mom.
Why am I saying toast?
Whenever you have told us to be on that application,
we're going to heavily review it
and make sure they have some type of background,
which actually means you can't.
Okay, that's enough.
All right, professors and club directors,
my team will reach out to you
to finalize the curriculum soon, okay?
So, club directors and, uh, professors, back to you, guys, back to you, guys.
All right, pay attention, be prepared, look at you in for all updates.
I might not be able to reach out.
Arkey, life has been a success.
I bet it, God, the way you are, you bet!
Hey, Marty, why is it virtual?
This is not over, you're kidding me.
Arkey?
I
Wait, it's got to be
Oh
There's only one?
Oh, it's only one?
Wait a minute, I love that one.
Let me be specific.
I love nice playwrights, so.
There is a mystery roster
of alumni
Oh, it's going to be Rukai,
Yuki,
you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, stable.
It is a mystery.
You will hear from streaming University.
The viewers will not know.
Okay?
We're going to have a nice smell of ice on top.
On top.
Please, bro, please.
The viewers will not know.
Listen, bro.
Listen.
You will hear.
Speaking.
I'm gonna fucking spaghettilize you
It's been nine months. Okay. And we are here. The biggest thing for me is you guys, the biggest thing for you guys is that I want to communicate with you guys.
With MGM on YouTube and Twitch. Shout out to our pod forever.
God is communication my biggest key I have to be go for nine months is a communication thing with you guys
All right, so I'm gonna communicate happy with you guys you guys enjoying the discord
Okay
Hey
I hope Lacey sits on Ron. What does that even mean?
I'm gonna be honest, chat. Is Clicks still on? Please tell me he got off and went to bed.
Please tell me Clicks went off and got to bed once and went to bed, bro.
Oh, he's... Thank God.
Thank God, bro. He's not trying to sit on the couch for an hour.
Fuck grandma OBS is glist chat. Hold up. I gotta resend my OBS real quick. Just two seconds
Bro we fucking did it, bro, oh my god, we did it loads we're going to spend the new
I
Did ask I scared
Oh, yeah, you are you were there you were there last year remember
Check is the alumni
Is the alumni is he gonna have a list or what's going on bro?
Haskell called me
Call Yugi, I'm not gonna lie bro, I don't think now is the time.
Oh it's secret
Yo, Haskell bro, we made it bro, we dead ass made it
I'm down I'm so down
Me you bro, you take it over it's gonna be a good time
No, I don't know the dates to be honest
Even though I was gonna get in bro
No
The most famous person in your context besides me mr. Beast
That's not me
Not me
That's not me I already looked at it on stream today is not me
I gotta go man. I'll see you. I'll see you okay. Congrats
Max said discord, let me just face on him, bro, bro, I have like five numbers of Max.
Did he even say to call me?
They didn't go.
What the fuck is on?
Bro, what the fuck is on?
Just lying, bro.
Dude, do watch it.
just do what it when you are D's
bro damn when he ended bro when he ended
Why is he like this, man?
There's something actually wrong with him.
I think he's actually like, you know, like, there's something wrong.
Duh, okay.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not. I can't call anyone right now.
That shit got kind of just fucked up, bro.
Hey, chat.
We did it, boys.
We did it.
We did it we fucking did it
We did it boys. I did as did not know if I was gonna get it. I feel like holy fucking media right on my chin. Oh
My god
She's getting bigger bro, it's weird
I feel like a braids like a smack in the face.
Oh my god, who is this?
Oh my god, no, I'm gonna have a heart attack.
Oh!
Oh, bro, imagine that she was ready.
I would have literally, but I would have cried.
That should be funny though.
Oh my gosh, it's so far, bro.
Oh my God, wow.
Incredible voice.
Fake ass clap.
Holy claps!
I'm dead! I'm dead, bro!
Oh my god!
I'm dead!
oh my god so funny so funny bro I don't even know what happened between the
moment beyond this but I'm obviously congrats to everybody I didn't know no
hard feelings to anybody at all man fucks are funny as shit so funny bro so
funny
Nah, this is gloomy. I've run a lot.
Catcher!
Catcher.
No.
Jamal, give it a five.
I appreciate that
Yeah, I might not stream now bro cuz what the fuck is this like genuinely? What is this?
This is genuinely fucking disgusting.
Like actually, bro.
I love y'all.
I'm not live tomorrow, taking the day off, bro.
I've been grinding, you know what I mean?
We've been trying to have our hours and shit.
But yeah, thank y'all, bro.
And thank you to Kai for making this whole thing,
This shiriyusha is fucking massive, bro.
And they have an opportunity to be in it.
No, I should say, it's just fun, honestly.
There's nothing better than having fun.
you